Nip Tuck - Your Autumn Capsule Wardrobe Guide!

Episode Date: September 17, 2024

We recorded this before Lauren's wedding so we will have all the juicy wedding stories next week. Plus on THIS WEEK'S bonus episode out on Friday we go through Lauren's wedding treatment prep - subscribe to Patreon or Apple Subscription to listen. Patreon.com/niptuckpodSo this week as Autumn is coming we give your our go to staple wardrobe pieces. Plus we chat dirty talk, Ashley gives us some more beauty advent calendar recommendations and we have a sad story about a dead dog, which Lauren still has a way of making funny! EMAIL - [e-mail] INSTAGRAM/TIKTOK - @niptuckpod PARTREON - patreon.com/niptuckpod Music Courtesy of BMG Production Music Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

guys hi and welcome to nip tuck not giving a fuck this is the podcast where we why have you introduced this new bit again you've gone backwards you like it again don't you we didn't like it for a bit come on what are we positive young women young old sleds i've just had my extensions back in for the wedding and i don't know why we were just saying this now as soon as we put them in i just felt like an old slag and i don't know why you don't look like one and the extensions obviously shout out spectrum one oh god they're just the absolute best i'm going to chop it off after the wedding but i wanted a bit of length yeah a bit of length before the wedding um and some volume length and volume yeah that's what extensions are for babe they certainly are right

how are we good um i've not slept very well because snowy was sick in the night i feel like that child is ill a lot it's not it's not it's normal well i've not had a baby for so long i don't remember the rule of nursery where if they're sick you have to pick them up and they're not allowed in for two days great just one sick what if it's just like a vomit from it is from food or food or yeah she's only a baby yeah they do be sick so then you can't and you still have to pay right then i would literally be like no it wasn't sick and it's like they they're like i love snowy's nursery so i'm not sagging them but it's like when you have to go and rush and go and pick them up it's like they're like and remember they're not allowed in for 48 hours and

it's always on like a wednesday when you've got shit and they're like so we'll see you on monday and i'm like oh my god tell me about her ears you did the piercing yeah she does look cute really cute and i got like little daisies she does look cute how was it like fine did she just do a little wet like when they have their injections yeah yeah she not even that bad and what about like afterwards with like the healing and stuff you just spray this stuff on that's all you have to do yeah cute so um because someone came to your house yeah yeah a lady came to my house her name's tori she's really good at like fine line tattoos i've heard of her yes um she's got a studio in alder edge i've heard of her and she does like all the cool piercings and

she can design like jewelry tattoos she's really cool i've had enough tattoos um i'm sure you've got a few more left oh i don't know we need a nip tuck one you do know we'll all get yeah i was gonna say you do know i don't know if christina would because she's managed to not but i would absolutely if i was pissed with you be like fuck it let's get how funny is olivia ratwood when she goes to ibiza and she gets the random tattoos and we need to talk about that so have you watched a new show yes um wow right so i love olivia i think she's a fantastic presenter and i loved the way that her outfits as well i was just there for them i bought did you have you seen the little tiny short shed on the striped ones little adidas ones i bought them and um what's my favorite saying

it's not gonna i haven't got the legs for it uh but she has but she looked amazing now i think what they've done with the show which is amazing is they have kept her personality it's not too scripted she makes jokes it kind of shows her in the background which i think is needed because she's such a good personality only concern with the show up to now i've watched two episodes i want to shake the girls and be like why are you allowing this so in the first episode the guys go on a night out i won't spoil it for everyone and they do some fucked up shit that you wouldn't be all right with do you think it's real it's real it's real and then the next day the girl's like i'm fuming that you gave someone my insta but then they're like in bed with the

and i a bit of me just thought oh i'm not keen on us allowing this like why are we i think as well like what um because obviously you know i'm into all this like feminism and i think that do you remember i used to be so against take me out because the whole setup of that show is so misogynistic and fucked up the fact that there's all these girls waiting for a man to it's like the bachelor and shit like that like and also why is it the women picking the men why is it not the other way around can you imagine if you did a take me out with a woman coming down the lift and it all men yeah why didn't they because they none of them would turn the lights off they'd all just keep them on yeah yeah i know what everyone about yeah yeah yeah no it's it is

actually quite true but i like the show i'm only a few episodes in i'm gonna binge on it but me and james had this chat because i was getting really angry when i was watching it and i was like what the fuck dump him dump him and he was like lauren they're in the 20s what did you do in your 20s and it just made me realize how much i've grown as a woman as i've got older yeah yeah and i just hope that anyone listening that is a bit younger than us why not the men on there is 40 so there's a man on it he's 40 when i said it's giving it's absolutely giving there's something i agree with what the girl said there's narcissists there is some group there's something off about him yeah well when i said to ed ed he's 40 whatever he was like oh it's amazing he looks great

and his girlfriend was 24 and there was absolutely so one night she sat there with this skirt on and he says to you should have shorts on under there like careful there's just a few things and i thought not i can see where this is going but then he also said to me because i was slagging the lads off i was like how and james said look lauren when i was in my 20s i was that yeah i was that but that man's in his 40s yeah yeah i'm really enjoying it and the other one that i've been watching oh gosh it's amazing yeah he's blind oh yes oh wow isn't there a really bad narcissist man on there yeah i got into that i actually really enjoyed that um would you ever do that no i don't think i've entered that i'd buy a cat yeah you've got a cat

and a womanizer too yeah i know i reckon in my like 20s i mean i'm gonna say that my marriage practically was that anyway i feel um i feel it was are they legally married yeah so they have to get legally divorced and you don't want that on your pretty but also right with these reality shows and you know we've got friends that have been on reality shows uh i was at a point actually in my 20s when i worked on big brother i was asked to go on um and they actually offered me money to go on yeah um big brother yeah on big brother on one of the real ones because i was working on production which series i can't remember it one of the of course he was in the jacuzzi year of uni and i got a job on big brother as a runner because i was doing television on radio production

and um the guy that made big brother i ended up casting with him and he was like you are hilarious you need to go on it and at the time i had a boyfriend and i was like kind of they offered like some money to go on um how much okay will i get in trouble for saying this it was only a conversation um oh i would have gone on at the time um i had a boyfriend and stuff and i was like oh i've been asked to go on and he was like no no no and i'm like imagine how different my life would be which way would it have gone but i just think on these dating programs now and back in the day big brother if you did big brother back then you were fully like famous yeah weren't you whereas now there's that many there's that many different ones and i think

you know good on you especially if you're like an influencer or whatever you want to raise your platform but my questions i had to ask and this is what ed was saying about like bad boyfriends and all this he was like so they just all quit their job then for two months yeah how no i think on some shows um i've had that they pay you know they pay you like expenses and stuff um i think what program is it you've still got your way i might be wrong here but i'm allegedly i think love island gave them something like 800 pounds a week fair but it's the older one something like that to cover their wage but what do you do ring your boss and be like i'm not but the young maybe but also imagine if you're like working as i don't know admin in a dentist or a doctor's and

then you go right i'm going on this and they're like well what the hell and also how would you ever go back to work like yeah like what happened i don't know if anyone knows any of this i guess some people go into then influencing in tv and that's a lot don't a lot have to go back it got me onto thinking at what point are we going on naked attraction that i mean that is i love to watch i love the willies i love to look at the willies and fannies and when it goes off i told you that me and james have played it before with a with a towel and we let we stand in front and this is no lie we do some fucked and this is what we do i'm standing on the skirting board james is lifting the blinders i swear this is what we do so we get a tat we get a towel right

and we play this i say we do we don't know all the time we've done it a few times and i'll start at my feet and he'll go nice toes i like that i like the way she and then i'll slowly lift it right and you go yeah good legs good strong legs and then he'll go but what's next and then i'll lift it i'll just have my bunny out and he goes yeah i like the way it sits and then i'll do it honestly we've done it and we take it really seriously but i wouldn't do it when they walk off and their bums are very fluffy and the way he's like this yeah the boobies are swinging do they don't get hard on when they give them a hug like i don't get it it does the really like touch leg and stuff like i love watching like how smelly and sweaty the changing route like

the backstage well there isn't change what did they what did they do and then did they all go backstage naked and just it's it's i would love if anyone's been on naked attraction can you tell us how it logistically works yeah yeah at what point like do you have to show you do you have like in the interviews do you have to be naked like what is it i think as well like what responsibility did the tv companies have because it's like the hot turd girl how she says she's been made like viral overnight and she didn't consent to any of it and all that and now like but another thing always be known as that another thing is is it a bit bad because they're like basically judging people's body parts is that all right really because like if it lifted up and

who's like whoa dick's tiny pubes are massive like she know what i mean whoa that ball's huge i mean is that it's not all right is it no whatever whatever would you ever um would you ever go on something like married at first sight i think the new series might be out no because i would only go on a reality show for work that's what i would go on it well that's right when i went on house yeah i'd do it for work and i don't feel like unless it was a big show i would have done love island in my 20s absolutely um i would do big brother now if it didn't mean leaving theater i'd probably do that well i don't think you could take her in no i mean if i did lauren mummy where the fuck you brought me now

is this is this another nail salon no not today darling honestly she's so funny she goes are we going to skin a dress today mommy are we going to nail place today mommy um but i'll do it if it wasn't for that i would do the jungle but when i actually seriously thought about that i'm so scared of me we're not allowed our phones and we're fully addicted to them yeah i would i would do a reality show if it meant that i was gonna get better with work but i don't like married yeah married at first sight i feel like that's not gonna get you that famous is it is it ella's done really well off it hasn't she yeah maybe for the career i mean i'm that's it would be my third marriage i think yeah i think no i've got another divorce in me yet maybe goggle box is what we want

to do is that still going yeah goggle box still going we've been doing celebrity ones as well are we celebrities no not yet nearly um right so one of the things that we were talking about on our insta over the weekend was dirty talk do you do dirty talk i can't see you not really and i can't see ed no not really maybe the odd word but i can't see him no no he's a man of few words yeah a few words yeah pussy and slag i guess pussy and slag are his main main ones yeah i me and james don't don't do dirty talk like when we're having sex he'll you know say the odd rude thing no but like sexting is fun oh i've not done that when we were at work though if anyone was sexting someone we'd be like give me that yeah we'd write the replies and we'd be like say this say that

and we'd all be like and then we'd be like what's he said we'd be reading it and we'd all be getting excited so just remember if anyone was sexting us between the years of you were not only sexting me you were sexting the office you were sexting five girls in the office and if you bought any socks off us on ebay you also had five girls feet in them we used to do that as well didn't we but yeah dirty talk so we got some answers in because i think some people quite like it and i don't mind a touch of it i wish i had like the front i haven't got the dictionary for it yeah i've not got the i mean we did well in english literature very well a a i think i got an a or an a plus or something like when it comes to it it's hard it's hard it's hard you have to

put like a real front on don't you and i think that's i mean what kind of things would you say right that i'm putting you on the spot right now give me a dirty line right okay can't wait to fuck you later oh god i don't know like that was not not right go on then mate ram that big cock in my puss sorry jilly cooper exploding me yeah yeah no fireworks no we're not good at it no we're not good at it but some of you are quite good and i've got some cringy ones for us yeah okay so the cringiest dirty talk you've had in bed i'm gonna fly through it's not dirty but my ex once said merry christmas in sex it was 12 years ago and it still haunts me oh this one this one

i want to make you pregnant with my cum yeah well we spoke about the breeding kinks and she said it was a footy player after the fourth date well get me pregnant then hon absolutely get me on that payroll give me that maintenance fuck me hard princess instant ick made me feel sick call me a slut or something not a fucking princess do this one's funny do the girls want to play meaning tips do your girls want to play do you like being sweaty because i do meanwhile feeling sick at the sweat dripping onto my face i'm gonna oh i'm gonna make you wetter than my brother did i slept with his identical twin the week before is that okay is that why i mean i like the competition right listen to this one so this man i'm seeing goes

yeah baby he's not messing also told me his name was tommy for seven months then confessed his name was barry so next time we had sex i shouted oh barry and he fucking loved it i only did it for the lols but it got him off oh my god we've got tell me your pussy is mine i think that's quite a common one um started talking in a scouse accent to turn them on i mean if you're into that then fine jordy would be a good one i couldn't imagine half with you oh hawaii man right enough sturdy talk what we're going to talk about now is bargain bucket we're going to go from one thing on a quick switch to the other i've actually done some work this week oh my god yeah i want quite a lot of like praise for this so i think we're in that transitional period now summer

what it was is over and i for one i'm glad about that because i think summer clothes when you don't have a summer climate is bullshit yeah it's bullshit leggings and a t-shirt like what are you gonna wear you get your nice summer stuff you don't wear it it's sunny then it's raining i've worn any it's it's it's not whereas if you spend your money on like your autumn winter you know you're gonna get the wear out of that so i did a thing for the transition of a capsule wardrobe so it's so difficult and i think we all make the mistake of buying random things and thinking that's nice that's nice and then you come in the morning and you've got fuck all to wear yeah and nothing matches so my first bit of advice is choose your color base we always say this don't we

mine and the one i'm going to be talking about today because i find it the easiest and i do it with james as well black gray and white quite like um this winter the wine the red wine i'm coming on to it right i'm coming on to it so if you keep your base at that now some girls are your cream and you're beige fine i'm not i'm not but that's fine do it based on this but i'm gonna base it on this so first thing you want your staple pieces stick to the three colors that you've chosen because everything is gonna match so we're talking long sleeve tops like i'm wearing now so the best places for me i actually love the adenola tops i do i think they're fantastic they suck you in really well how much are they don't know 30 quid about 30 quid so i would get a white one a black

one a great one they don't do black friday though they don't yeah don't start maybe they will this year um i would get t-shirts and long sleeve now you can go for the skims personally i wear the skims i am i've not found any that the adenola is any worse also h&m if you want to go slightly lower do really nice long sleeve what i will say the skims versus the adenola long sleeve black ones is the black stays a lot better yeah and because i only wear black really it's worth it the the black skims ones the color stays and also another tip with when you're washing your black adenolas and your intimacy and all those yeah the intimacy long sleeve tops yeah that's on my list as well um get the black woolite um washing stuff to wash your black to keep it black because

there's nothing worse when your top goes like off black and your leggings aren't so intimacy you just mentioned we always get asked about this so the long sleeve the very very very thin like a what knit it's not not knit it is a knit yeah very very like i don't know what it is but it's very thin and it's see-through so that leads me on to the other part go to m&s nude bra black bra white bra we have two different ones yeah i have one that is flexi fit one i've got ashley's got which has got a bit more of a mold in the cup mine are just the t-shirt ones that are kind of skims and they're fucking brilliant h&m do fantastic knickers we talked about uh what's hanky panky they're just too expensive for me yeah but they wash so well i know but i just can't size fits

all so when i was pregnant i even wore them i just can't pay it so h&m do a i always tag them really thin dupe of them so get your knickers and your top black right mark thongs as well they've gone up now though cheeky bastard so you've got your tops all the same color way and then you've got your knickers for underneath because the intimacy you need a t-shirt bra underneath we like the mars the label t-shirts really good they need to bring out more of them yeah because there's not enough colors they need to bring out more and then bottom half right get yourself a really nice fitting pair of jeans now levi 501s are absolutely amazing get them in like a nice black color then river island are fantastic for jeans really really good really good for jeans

they always have been get yourself like a boot cut type like i think this autumn it's going to be more straight leg boot leg type straight cut it's not skinny jeans they're just no no no no anymore um and a pair of levi 501 right so then you've got your bottom half your top it all matches then your hoodies okay then you get again same colorway i prefer a zip hoodie get a zip hoodie if you want a zip hoodie and a trench yeah i love a trench a black one a gray one or a beige one yeah again where would you go for the trend is keeping it so for the trench i like zara i think they do lovely trend you can obviously i'm talking high street today go and get your burbs if you want one zara i think it's gone expensive it is quite expensive sometimes so

i would say that for your trench then what look i absolutely love is a so you've got your pants that you've just got you've got your underneaths to keep you warm you've got your nice hoodie zara every year do a thin knit black hoodie which is gorgeous it doesn't feel as casual as your normal hoodie it's like a thin knit and then a trench with the hood going back over the trench i absolutely love that so get yourself two sets of tracksuits as well rock and rua oh yes it's funny but nice love get a gray one and a black one again we're all in keeping everything's going to match now then we're looking at color pops caps i love a cap i think it just changes your outfit up straight away you look more trendy yeah the colors that are going to be

big and that i like is forest green and burgundy that like wine color and that's they're going to be massive get yourself a forest green cap and a burgundy cap everyone's wearing at the minute ralph lauren ones yeah which are quite preppy and nice because you've then got your black track suit your trench coat and a little color with your cap so definitely i've got a black ysl one that i've had for years and i must say a black designer cap is an investment you can't or like the thing is i don't now i won't buy i i honestly if you can get a max mara beige coat yeah i got one three years ago and i think it was 1500 quid and i've worn it to death to death and i can wear it at a party over a dress yeah or you can wear it with the more casual exactly um so if you can

get a trainer now i i don't want to recommend this i really don't but the specials specials i don't know you say the adidas flat ones that everyone's wearing honestly not those but i love those are the campus the campus are gorgeous as well black campus go with everything what looks really not cool enough yeah so the reason that these trainers are really good is sports trainers which i absolutely love your nikes and everything they're very sporty and they're very hard to wear with jeans they look a bit off so you need like a flat shoe yeah like i couldn't wear my own clouds with a pair of jeans exactly so you need a dad again a pair of black and white ones gray and white ones and they will go with absolutely everything get your chanel ballet pumps guys

okay i mean this is my section so you should i bought these what like a year ago now and i've worn them so much the black ones that's fine wear your chanel pumps if you can yeah i'm just thinking a bit cold on the tutsis they are cold that's all i'm thinking when it's raining in that horrible car park yes yeah i agree so next thing is a bag now we would all love the black quilted chanel bag of course it's not attainable for everyone if it is fucking get one they make every outfit the outfit i'm describing in my head is a black flat black flat they look and it will go with everything if you can't get that get a dupe get one that's similar black quilted bag looks really nice with every outfit and you look really really put together sunglasses we get them

from pret-a-voir it's amazing how much a cool pair of sunglasses can make your outfit all of a sudden bang a cap sunglasses and a good bag if there is a celebrity with like a similar shape face to you the good thing on pret-a-voir is you can search that celebrity and it'll come up with the glasses that they've got and they usually have really good sales on there christina got a really nice pair of ribbons they're brilliant um another thing is uh chelsea boots so i'm not cool you're not a chelsea no and that's fine and i again i haven't really got the legs for it but a chelsea boot what would you wear them with what pant you'd wear them with a jean you'd wear them with a jean or you'd wear them with a tight if it's more going into the winter then if you're wearing that kind

of thing but yeah or a legging you'd wear them with a like your black chanel boots they're not chelsea but they're like they're chunky also again they were such a good buy now they will have gone up so much i bought them at the ones that i get and i get them every year and every year all you lot are like where are your boots from h&m every year 35 quid chelsea boot you can get them with a bit of a heel on if you're going somewhere like a block or you can get them a bit flatter every year h&m get it now because they sell out unbelievably the winter stuff i must say if you don't get it like this month it's gone yeah absolutely um if you can get the burgundy specials i don't know how you say it uh the burgundy ones that those with a really nice

jean and a black hoodie i was done really really nice lauro piana have done a new balance trainer have they yeah but they'll sell out straight away yeah absolutely lastly because of alice is a really nice website that do the black white great really clean nice not too expensive but more expensive than like zara and they've got lovely lovely clothes one last thing this is what i wore loads in the winter and i love it a black trouser so i found asos asos i still don't know how to say it to be the best one so i'm talking like a slightly elasticated waist a wide leg just black trouser get a load of h&m are best for t-shirts i got those knitted ones from zara that i wore when we went out in london yeah so what looks really really nice is the black pants a little t-shirt

tucked in or a bodysuit or a bodysuit the zara h&m it's just sold out have a gray one with the burgundy writing on you tuck it in you put your trench on and your cap you're done just make sure the main thing here get your colors and stick everything in that color and then everything's going to match but that's my kind of autumn look yeah i think we'll do another more for winter and leather jacket vinted get your leather jackets on vinted girls like an all saints one get an all saint get it on vintage get it on vintage i've got an all saints leather jacket that i've had for about eight years and it's absolutely battered and whenever i wear it everyone's like where's that from and i'm like it's just my all saints get it off vintage

quickly quickly into evening get yourself a very nice white shirt i fucking love where would you get that from zara i've got what i always get them from zara but i'm just talking high street here you can go more expensive steam it though yeah yeah um but the one that's in zara at the minute right it's got an elasticated back slightly so they don't it doesn't stick out like a dick you've got that nice front that's still quite fitted that with a pair of jeans and some leopard print leopard i have got a couple of leopard bits i got the leopard sandals leopard dolly leopard dolly shoes leopard little ballet pumps lovely with a nice jean and a little shirt tucked in and again burgundy cap tick fucking tick also there is a leopard shoe now in zara it's a point

i've just bought it with uh mine's not got a bow i don't think but it's just like um a pointy shoe really nice leopard print you can wear that with your leather pants and heel mid mid heel it's really really nice so a couple of leopard bits are going to see you through and um i would always zara normally do a leather flare pants yeah can't go fucking wrong i've got a pair of leather flares that i got off the doll's house years and years ago and i get them out every year and they're so so nice i think they do them every year and they've just got a zip up the back yeah you can send them your measurements and then you've got that nice flare one last thing river island i've just bought some jeans a bit like the ones that you wore the black ones but they'll be cheaper i

expect i don't know where yours were from you know the black ones that you wore like um almost almost flare like they were tight ones oh maybe anyway the river island and they are black tight and then they kind of flare at the knee i can't really think what very victoria beckham oh i got some black flares off um frame denim that might be what i'm thinking of yeah yeah um and the very victoria beckham and those with a body suit and a nice trench if you're going out for meals right i'm done um i think yeah like you don't have to spend loads and loads but i am more of a i will buy key pieces and they will last you and then i wear my amazon 20 quid leggings yeah nice no and that's fine i like with it i always i've got 20 pairs of trainers i looked the other day i think

if you just like especially revolve that website the stuff looks incredible on it and some of it is either like 50 quid or like 300 quid there's no like so do you know though i bought and a few of my friends have done the same um dresses from there and it's not them because they just bring it from the designer it's not crumpled it came 300 pounds this fucking dress right yeah and it came in the packaging that i did not expect for 300 i thought it was something off like dh yeah and then it's in a thing and it's all started doing that no i'm sorry if i'm spending that money send it in a fucking box and then fucking steam it no i have to so for your wedding i ordered for no that one that i wore for that wedding the other week because it's not

revolve it's not revolve they're just um they're they've got all the designers coming through them but like my return rate at revolve must be so you're gonna get bad high but it's because it comes and then i think i'm gonna have to spend taking it to the dry cleaner yeah steamed yeah they're that they're that crumpled that you i've tried my steamer on it myself it doesn't work i get really angry because i think how much did this cost to make i know because it feels like 50 quid it no it does it does i don't mind spending the money on a dress that is tell you who are there's a gorgeous dress at the minute in self-portrait it's a black one you might have seen it it goes like this and it's all jewel or it's stunning for a christmas party with an opaque is it opaque

tight that you see through oh it's really nice i don't think i get my big fat tits in it but um also fishnet tights are back spice things up a touch how like the the long the big fishnet yeah not the little not no or like you know anyone who ever did like fancy like you know when you were this is giving me like the worst ptsd from like halloween's when i was like 18 19 20 21 and we were like let's put a pair of fishnets on yeah and every every fancy dress outfit had the small fishnet oh it's giving me yeah i fucking ripped them at the crotch let me tell you yeah and you go let's go as moulin rouge how good does christina raguilera look yeah unreal defo had a facelift

allegedly i think i think so yeah she does look really good right i've talked enough your turn right bargain bargain bargain so this is why we just love this section and guys if you have anything like literally it could be anything we will stain remover yeah we will tell you like the hat it's hacks dupes tricks tips that's what we say bargain bucket is so beauty bits the advent calendars are coming through thick and fast so the look fantastic one um i've just got and looks very nice it's a hundred pounds and i think you can get five percent off star as well and a lot of the products in there are definitely worth like they've got um the iconic spray that we love they've got some medicaid bits in there we love i love that i don't know actually um what else is

in there they've got some esper color wow color i'm a huge color wow so have a look at the look fantastic advent calendar the liberty london one what's liberty london no i don't apartment store in london lauren never when i saw was it you that shared it i saw it somewhere i didn't know what that was it's did you christina know what liberty london was yeah lauren it's like harrods i do you know what i thought it was i thought it was a brand like a like a it's in london it's like a tudor style building and it's it's like harrods i honestly thought it was a brand that was like candles or something they've got a really really good advent calendar um but what they seem to be doing now the brands they seem to be like teasing you then you have to sign up for a wait for anything

yeah um i'm not about that though tell me what i'm buying like don't dangle the carrot or i'm just not i think they just sell out that quick now so the beauty boxes honestly there are some really really good ones about so sally hughes did one with does one with cult beauty i think like every three or four months right and her stuff that is in there is so so good so it's just basically like an edit but hers sells out straight away yeah like the wait list but then i discovered that caroline hirons does them as well okay and this one i just thought was a fucking hundred well good bargain so it's got in there um like a special flannel thing that you can use when you're taking your makeup off i love a flannel it's a flannel no i love a flannel it's just a flannel

i know but it's got a special uh small towel in a small square it's a have you never used those round ones the makeup erasers no so they've got stuff in them so you put them under the tap and every time you yeah i don't use a funnel really good get them at boots it's got the votary cleansing cream in there the you beauty resurfacing compound which is meant to be unreal elemis pro collagen restore serum medicaid daily facial cream and a full size autocorrect eye cream from sunday riley autocorrects lovely do you know what i have to say though right i love i love the trying out of different things and i love the um i love the the bargain and all the rest of it it's not great for your skin though to be fucking about trying all this shit and then how do you

know which one works and then you're putting a bit of this face around i would buy something like that because i know that i love that auto correct eye cream and i really want to try that right so for 100 quid you've already together they would be 100 pounds yes i get that or over but girls just don't start shoving a load of shit on your face no and and also i think it takes two weeks for your skin to get just be careful because then you start with this and you think oh i've got this today i'll put this on for one day that on for the next day just be mindful if you bought that because you were going to buy those two anyway you've then got four products and this time of yeah it's very good to do this because you put them in your present drawer you give them i don't

know what everyone else does about re-gifting but i am a huge advocate of a re-gift pop it in your cupboard my mum has one as well and it's for emergency presents as well so my mum has like an emergency cupboard it's got a couple of candles in a few bits of shit a few sets that i didn't want that i'll give her and then if it's someone's party she's like fucking hell i've forgotten someone's present bang go in the present cupboard you're sorted she's done some really good stuff though guys so have a look at caroline here on sets and there's one here that's really really good um it's a travel kit and it's 70 pounds and it's worth like 190 nice and it's got your shampoo and conditioner a full skincare routine oh i like that stuff just think that stuff like

i love minis you could easily spend 60 quid in boots on normal travel stuff on how expensive of his life at the minute like i actually can't even well i've had to pay for the wedding this week and it's just monopoly money and then all it's like hi yeah i'll have that a lot and then you realize it's no no you have to pay for that it's gone a joke like the other day i was in costa and i got a latte and it was like five pounds what the fuck is that and i was like are our wages going up to match that no i think this is a that's a politic yeah not for us but anyway anyway they should we love a free gift as well guys so if um anyone sees any good fun free gifts i was in i thought you meant to give us i thought you asked if anyone wants to

gift us i didn't know this i was in space nk yesterday buying um some presents for people and the lady in front of me in the queue held up a barcode and i didn't know this but if you sign up somewhere and it's your birthday they give you the man went in the back he was like there you go and i went what's that and she was like because it's my birthday they give me a bag of stuff that's on your spacing if you've got a space in k if you've got a space in k card yeah yeah so you that's part of it so you get five pound off every time you spend a hundred or something and then you get i'll be going in different disguises and different passports it's my birthday then

but how good is that every week hello then the next day with the moustache on you're right there it's my birthday and then the next day

going to Tatiana then again like I'll be in between us when he went to buy alcohol yeah and then like glasses with a big nose and moustache

hi it's me Tad Crane so if anybody knows of any like free stuff like that and also do you know where else

does it Piccolino's give you a bottle of Prosecco on your birthday that's me in my fancy dress every week no absolutely not that must be my cousin can I have my Prosecco now

hello can I have my Prosecco please no no not me right dilemmas we love them we love the do you know what we all have dilemmas

life is a one big fucking dilemma isn't it there's always something need to talk about the dog dying i haven't messaged you so i messaged your mom straight away and then you were like don't message i was like unsend unsend no and i've still no she did you need to message her oh because i've still not because i was like so basically i've had a lovely boy i didn't know what to say what do you say when someone's dog side lauren's known alfie for a long time i have known alfie since he was a very baby dog yeah um so he was 17 so that's a good age for a dog and it's explain how much it was my mum's baby no it was like like it's her whatsapp picture yeah not her grandkids yeah no no the dog yeah

and alfie was such he had such attitude like he fucking knew that he was the dog he wasn't that nice no he was a pomeranian well he got grumpy he was a bit grumpy and he knew that he was like i remember going in the house and i swear he looked at me like who the fuck are you like he's like mom like he's um but yeah it's so the dog died at the weekend yeah and my dad was in china with business and my sister obviously lives in dubai now so you got the call you know that i'm not the most welcome to my world you have to be the mum babysitter but yeah so um i was on my way to get my nails and she rang me she was like i i think he's dead please will you come round because i don't know if he's dead or not and she was in hysterics and i was like mum

he's either dead or not i've got to go to this nail appointment and then i'll come you just hold hang fire so then she was ringing me during the nail appointment how long are you gonna be i've placed him on a bean bag and i'm sat having a coffee with him outside so then i love your mum so much she's such a kind nice person i don't want to laugh at her i know so i was like i'm laughing at the dog on the beanbag yeah okay i'm coming out so i came around and she's like thank god you're here like i was pulling up the drive and she was like so i came out and she was like i put him in a box who has a dog size box just hanging around i think she knew it was coming and it was like um a white company like you know a gift she spritz it with a

little bit of his perfume and stuff she'd written him a note on the top and it was like to alfie you were the best doggy in the world no don't no and she'd put him inside and she'd put a rose in and saskia had made him a thing and his two favorite little toys and he looked so peaceful i was like yes mom he's dead and then um he's definitely dead i'm surprised she didn't try and ask you to do mouth-to-mouth it broke my heart like seeing her like that and she's not been okay oh do you know they really like when my mum's dog died we're not laughing it's not we're uncomfortable it's an uncomfortable situation she took the collar to bed and she's like with the can i tell you what happened when my mum did she like literally get really this is a really

traumatic story if you want to hear it yeah go on then right go on then so i mean why you've got a story i always trump it with a fucking weird story like this is really weird right it's a bit fucking lauren at the afters and someone's like this happened she'd be like well then go and sit next to me so so you wouldn't leave the kitchen you wouldn't i have that many fucking weird so no listen to this so my mum had a dog and it would look she doesn't listen so it's fine and it was um a wolf dog so the it was gorgeous massive like the kind of german shepherd size like wolf um ticani yeah i remember this and i was driving and it was a fucking long time ago i don't think i'd even had a theater and i was driving along and i get this call wasn't it in

an accident no it was so it was only like one and a half not meant to die just keeled over in the fucking front room so i get this phone call and she's she's like and i was like david's dead and i was like what what she's like she's dead and i was like are you sure she's like oh yeah you have to leave work yeah i had to leave work and then i thought what could i can't get the green so i ran chris my best friend and this is why again we have this connection forever he knew the dog and you're gonna have to go to my mom's house you're gonna have to go to he'll laugh were you driving home i was like you're gonna have to get to my mom's he's like right around the corner i was like ticani's dead what so he said he walked in and the dog was

rigor mortis and a massive dog a massive dog so it's not like a little please can we get that it's not funny but no it's just late it's not a pomeranian it's not a pomeranian it's a fucking human how long was it how many like four five four but the fuck well how did it get the rigor mortis i don't know right so i walk in chris is already there he's crying he's because he loved that dog so i walk in and i walk into carnage my mom's pacing up and down she's because i went what happened she went i was just typing away and i heard this noise she went there so chris is going oh my god he's crying and everyone's crying

then we're like how do we get this dog yeah and where do you put it what do you do with this massive dead dog what are we gonna do like they don't have for dogs people like that come and take the body out like what do you do so we had to get it in the car now by this point i was now hysterical to make everything worse i then began oh the dog's dead so they had to carry her back and front if any of the neighbors were looking like to me paul to you barry to me paul yeah out there with this dog and then they put her in the boot was your mom like my mom was and we got her in the car and i was sat in the back and i just kept because she's got one of those parcel shelves that hasn't got the parcel shelf on and i just kept oh yeah still that still

dead still dead dog anyway we got that and they had to just carry her in and she it was so fucking yeah and then they had oh it was really really sad it's not funny really like a little blanket over it or something i think they might have wrapped but you can't it's a big dog so did she get it cremated yeah she got it cremated and then she went to bed with the collar that night my mom's dog bella isn't not oh it's gonna come to me and i'm so nervous because obviously my dad's obviously well he's also cremated um so there's no dad um my mom's obviously on her own and i'm so nervous about that when that happens what the fuck am i gonna do so upset what am i gonna do and like she keeps ringing me and my dad's still away and i'm like come around and

she's like i just don't know what to do yeah people honestly it's i'm laughing about it but it is really sad and i think it's really hard when your mums get old like all of a sudden they become like fragile and my mum's 70 this year and it's just you have to look after them don't you it's like a full role reversal so i'm hoping that bella hangs the fuck on because i ain't got time right now yeah like i honestly haven't got time to carry a dog into the car i have been going to the gym though so i feel like i could probably pick it up probably i could probably like bench press a dead dog right now stop honestly right dilemma you read it i need to process that story i need a minute right here's the dilemma guys and you i think will be able to help with this a bit

more because you've actually done this i haven't hi both recently started listening to the podcast and i absolutely love you guys thank you i wanted to know if you could help me out i'm starting uni soon in leeds and i'm so nervous i'm from a small town i've got a close group of friends at home but none of them are going to uni up north i'm so nervous about meeting your friends the expectations to have such a good time at uni is so high have you got any tips for me i didn't go to uni i'm gonna pass it to you right okay so going to uni is like so nerve-wracking and you know what it's one of the best experiences ever and it really did actually make me you know when lauren always says like ashley came in and she had all this confidence and we were like what the hell

yeah it made me literally because i had to live with no one that i knew yeah like what 19 that's so young isn't it when you have to live with a group of people that i did not know i had to share a toilet with people and a shower yeah with a group of people that i didn't know and literally we were all like just thrown in at the deep end and luckily i did get like a group of sound people i mean there was one roommate that we had in our halls i think there was five or six of us so it was a corridor and each person had their door and then at the end of the corridor was the kitchen and the shower and the loos yeah um and i mean luckily my mum and dad were an hour down the road so i would go home after a shower but those other people didn't that were like this like this girl

yeah and um it was what i will say is don't get too pissed right what is that not what you do no you can get pissed but i mean like when you first get there because obviously you're gonna be nervous and you don't want to be like the weird one that got pissed and pissed themselves you need to make your friends first because especially as girls yeah like what if you get really fucked on the night out and no one helps you because you're not their friend yeah okay that's a really good point just be really careful like with going out make sure you've eaten first because some days you will be at the pub from like we used to go at like 11 sorry this is you i thought people went to like learn stuff you know this is just the mess up it's just it was

like we're talking about starting union you're like you will be at the pub you must eat a good meal i wasn't expecting this between your lectures you hang around at like the student union or the pub and the drinks back then were like one pound fifty so after two we're like should we just get a foot then do you have to go to lessons at uni i don't think it's like that anymore though i don't think the drinking culture like we had and then every tuesday night it was like a club night yeah tiger tigers yeah but bear in mind we went like 15 years ago the culture has changed you know what they probably do now they probably go to pilates and yoga and get a matcha yeah get smoothies well maybe i can't help with the culture is so off no i was out in freshers week everyone got so

ill everyone like would be sick like vomiting well we used to sit in the kitchen and do pre-drink games yeah and i lived with three rugby lads and then i'm all that drinking piss and pints oh my god one night i woke up and bradley from s club was in my um kitchen because he'd been doing some weird like and then and then he'd come back i think i think your advice about getting getting to trust people first because you don't know i'm very trusting and i am the kind of person that would like and they might be overshot and also like there are people there that are nuts that will steal your food yeah that will steal your drinks from like the the kitchen did you ever have stuff like that christina we had it loads yeah my first year was awful i didn't i didn't

like the people who i live with yeah you're not selling it because you've made your friends and you move into a house then but in your first year just have your guard up a little bit because like i said people turn out to be fucking weirdos or not your type of person but then on the flip side the ones that you didn't expect that you get on with like end up being like your best friend i was gonna say that i i would my advice would be to be open-minded open yeah because i came from like leicester i had my group of mates who you know i was really close with yeah comfortable yeah i came to uni and then i was like oh god i'm not gonna get on with them like they think but actually they turn out the nicest people and then you don't want to like burn your bridges too

soon you don't want to be friends with that keep like friendly with everyone what i will say as well as try not to because at the beginning i kept going home at the weekend right and then you'd miss stuff and then you wouldn't get invited yeah give it a go until christmas yeah put your head fully christmas from from when you first start comes around so fast doesn't it christina so i would say like don't keep going home because you need to just get get into it and another thing i will say is don't blow your student loan in the first day of getting it yeah i feel like i kind of think not for everyone but for a lot of people i knew uni was more uh don't want to start the real world yet so i'm gonna put it off for another couple of years yeah fine i mean i don't blame

them yeah no for so i wish i wish i'd gone to uni that's something that i never did and i would say like if you feel nervous as well like and if you got a couple of weeks and you feel like you're not gelling with people invite one of your homemates up to stay with you and then you can go out and you've got that confidence to go out yeah and be yourself because that sometimes helps i made a mistake in my first year i um had my first boyfriend and were you the girl with the boyfriend that was always in the hole and i don't tell us all to be quiet for some weird reason if i have one regret it is that like ostracizing yourself a little bit i wish i didn't do that i wish i was single in uni and i say this to so many people even now in their 20s and you see

people like living with someone and i'm like wow you've got forever to do that gonna live your life yeah i yeah i totally agree i think unless you're with the love of your life which one we all think we are and if it's gonna survive it's gonna survive and it should also like just you know long distance relationships you can try it out but yeah i think honestly advice to anyone younger unless you really are with the most perfect perfect person don't waste your fucking time because you've got forever trust me to have a house have a mortgage have a kid have a dog have that life you've got forever forever literally forever once you hit once you're there that's it for the rest of your life yeah so do the bit that you can't do forever at the

beginning but also another thing i will say as well is like you know there was a period of time where the boys thought it was really funny that they'd piss in the kettle and then the next day like i'd be like making a room and and like stuff like that some of the people that didn't survive there was one room where i think we had about five different people move in and out and they kept having to have a word with all of us like this isn't good like something's wrong with you piss in people's kettles yeah and you can't clean yellow in the morning find a solution for it and get a kettle in your bedroom get a mini fridge oh my god you really don't be the crank so what i would say is a tip buy a new mattress really i didn't do that i did so the main tips we've got

from this are eat before you drink all day don't have a boyfriend don't make a fuss if someone pisses in your kettle yeah just drink the fucking tea yeah um and buy a new mattress yeah yeah i think i would say that's a good advice also a bit of advice try not to shag everyone yeah at the beginning because right now i would say shag everyone no because listen listen let me tell you why if you get yourself giddy and shag anyone and everyone you miss the good ones because then the good ones like oh she shagged my mate just wait it out a little bit don't just go for the first one and just shag the more premium if you can yeah don't just go straight in with anyone that'll shag you because you're pissed up and want to shag because then you could potentially ruin

if you just waited two weeks all the other girls would have shagged the shit ones and the better ones would have or if he brings his home friend and you realize shit of shag yes exactly so just yeah no do as much shagging as you want but if you get a couple of weeks let everyone else shag then pick up the best things yeah i've been left yeah i think good yeah how exciting you're gonna have the best time just follow our advice and you will do well just advice i say this to so many people who do work experience and stuff advice for after uni do not compare yourself to everyone else and do not panic about getting a job straight away what you're meant to do trust me everyone like you have the rest of your life yeah to work like don't worry if you don't have your

dream job straight away like you're 21 or whatever yeah you don't need to shit together i mean they have to get a job right yeah you do but like everyone like wants to be like a ceo straight right yeah like just chill out like well what i started doing was in the last six months i started picking up freelance tv stuff so i started making connections then yeah i'd say do your masters go traveling just spread it out you've got the rest of your life to do one thing that i don't regret but if i could it would have been a season somewhere i never would have left my mom so yeah i never did it because i always felt like i couldn't leave my mom because she was on her own and stuff so i never did it you could have left no um so i think that's one thing if i could

I would have done a season in Ibiza season no you're not Ibiza Corfu yeah Maga Shagaluf I would have done a season there

and I would have had a ball but I mean I've done enough let's be honest I've got enough fucking memories and stories I don't really need a season if I'd had a season as well I don't know if we'd still be here today

I was going to say well your teeth definitely wouldn't yeah that's true I had a dream the other night that my two front teeth fell out does that mean something yeah it's a common dream don't google it

it's like I think it's an anxiety thing oh let me guess someone's going to die it's about I'm due one right