No Agenda - 1641 - "Lock the Clock"

Episode Date: March 10, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Newcomers. There it is. Adam Curry. John C. DeVore. And Sunday, March 10, 2024, this is your award-winning Gilmore Nation media assassination episode 1641. This is no agenda. From the middle out and bottom up and broadcasting live
Starting point is 00:00:17 from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA region number six. In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley where it's Oscar plagiarism night, I'm John C. Dvorak. It's Crackpot and Buzzkill. In the morning. Wait a minute. Okay, thanks for reminding me. It's Oscar night, but it's Oscar plagiarism night?
Starting point is 00:00:39 Yeah, just before the Oscars, a guy who wrote a screenplay claims that the holdovers, which is nominated for Best Original Screenplay by a writer who coincidentally, this is his first movie screenplay, stole his screenplay, which was called Frisco, and it's been floating around Hollywood for a while. And he says it's line-by-line plagiarism. Oh, no. been floating around hollywood for a while and he says his line by line plagiarism oh no the wga won't do anything about it because they just don't have they're just ballless they won't they won't take anybody's side so it's going to go to court but meanwhile the holdovers is nominated for best original screenplay and could win i don't even know what this is, the holdovers. I don't know any of the movies that are out now. Of course not. They all suck. Oh, there you go. That's the answer. Are there all movies that have been on the streamers?
Starting point is 00:01:34 Is that basically... No, a lot of them. Well, there's Oppenheimer, you know, that one. I actually haven't seen that. I haven't seen Oppenheimer. Yeah, I have got a screener, but I haven't i actually haven't seen that i haven't seen oppenheimer yeah i i have i've got a screener but i haven't watched it because it's just a look these movies are too long hey are you a member of the academy i have access to screeners yeah but are you but not if
Starting point is 00:02:00 you're a member of the academy but if you're not a member actually those are those are different screeners oh okay because i think you're trying to backtrack out of it you're you're a member of the Academy, but if you're not a member of the Academy. Actually, those are different screeners. Oh, okay. Because I think you're trying to backtrack out of it. You're blowing your cover. Someone is leaking you screeners illegally. There's nothing illegal about it. I'm not distributing them.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Are you sure? It's beside the point. The movie's already out on Netflix, so I don't need a screener. I'm just saying I have one. Okay, okay. Have you watched it? I haven't watched it. No, I just said it's too long.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Yeah. I don't watch it. I'm having trouble watching movies now because they drag on too long and they're too melodramatic. No, no, no. That's not why. The reason why you have trouble watching movies is because, A, you're watching too much TikTok short-form content, and B, you're listening to podcasts at double speed. You have no patience for art anymore. You have no patience for art.
Starting point is 00:02:53 That's what happens. That's how it goes down. It's not art. What's not art? Podcasts? No, these movies. Oh, exactly. I couldn't even sit through 10 minutes of barbie oh barbie is impossible to watch although you told me i should watch it
Starting point is 00:03:13 no i didn't i said you won't get through 10 minutes of it oh well you were right now of course uh the true art we all watched it we all watched the art and of joe biden state of the union everybody all it's always the same every year oh i can't the true art. We all watched it. We all watched the art of Joe Biden, State of the Union, everybody. It's always the same. Every year, oh, I can't wait to hear
Starting point is 00:03:30 what Adam and John have to say about it. Yeah. I've got a bit to say about it. Well, the first thing I'd like to say, and then I'll let you take it. I mean, I have response clips
Starting point is 00:03:40 from around. I don't have response clips. So that's it for one no i've this is why we're this is why there's two of us but i first need to say that you were right you were absolutely right i couldn't believe it but when i saw lloyd austin being played by dave chapelle i knew that you were right does he not look like Dave Chappelle now? It doesn't look right. From behind, kind of on the side.
Starting point is 00:04:11 It's like Dave Chappelle. He's got the same kind of gait. I don't know. He's very odd. I think you're right. I think they've replaced Lloyd Austin. Well, his shoulders aren't what they once were. How does that work?
Starting point is 00:04:24 Yeah, I don't know. And both the 2022, the 2023, you even put it in the newsletter, State of the Union speeches had many of the same... Tropes. Yeah, same tropes. So why don't you give us a little rundown, John? You're usually pretty good at this. Well, first of all, let's start with a... I'm very disappointed.
Starting point is 00:04:45 I'm shocked by this, by the way, that this beginning is not about the speech. It's about Tucker Carlson. No. Tucker Carlson comes out on it. And I thought, okay, this is, I actually, when I ran it and then I went back to the speech, I said, no, this must be about something else. And I had to go back and re-find it and then reload it and said, no, this Tucker talking, it was up and still up as far as I know. I want to play. And now I'm not a Tucker fan anymore.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Uh-oh. Now, Tucker did a response to the State of the Union live. He has it up on his site, following the following response this is called this clip is tucker what and then i'm going to play what tucker said he heard i don't think tucker even listened to the speech i think he's got writers and i think one of them screwed him over because this is a pack of lies a man who has no problem at all denouncing his fellow Americans or putting his political opponents in prison as he has done. And that was all on display tonight. That was possibly the darkest, most un-American speech ever given by an American president. In fact, it wasn't a speech,
Starting point is 00:05:56 it was a rant entirely lacking in decency or generosity to his fellow Americans. In Joe Biden's very first sentence, he compared Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler. He did not describe Trump as the other party's candidate, which he is, a political opponent in a country that's had peaceful elections for 250 years. No. According to Joe Biden, Donald Trump is Adolf Hitler. He is an existential threat to freedom and democracy. Wow, that's interesting that you picked up on that. We too watched the Tucker response, and I was just mad because I lost all my prop bets because Biden didn't say Trump, he said my predecessor. That was very disappointing. You didn't make any
Starting point is 00:06:39 prop bets, but it's a nice try. Okay. Get into your disappointment about Tucker. So Tucker says in his very first sentence, he compares Trump to Hitler. And he goes on. This is bull crap. This is a blatant lie. Wow. In fact, let's listen to Biden's first sentence. Not his first sentence, his first five or six sentences.
Starting point is 00:07:03 And you tell me what Tucker's talking about. Good evening. Good evening. If I were smart, I'd go home now. Not bad. Mr. Speaker, Madam Vice President, members of Congress, my fellow Americans. In January 1941, Franklin Roosevelt came to this chamber to speak to the nation. And he said, I address you at a moment unprecedented in the history of the Union. Hitler was on the march. War was raging in Europe. President Roosevelt's purpose was to wake up Congress and alert the American people that this was no ordinary time. Okay, it's not his very first sentence, but I think the inference might have been...
Starting point is 00:07:53 No. Okay, I'm not even going to challenge you. You're fiery. He went right from that, what he just said, to Ukraine. He didn't talk about Trump. He never compared Trump to Hitler. This Tucker was lying whoa assuming that nobody knew you know i can imagine a lot of people weren't going to listen to the stupid uh biden's speech and they're going to just listen to tucker but tucker this was a blatant lie by tucker oh do you think this is a an example of controlled opportunism? Could be. But meanwhile, so Biden had plenty to say that was bad.
Starting point is 00:08:32 First of all, I think we can agree he was jacked up. Oh, he's totally jacked up. It was amazing how jacked he was. I mean, I have people calling me saying, can you get me what he's on? Well, it's Adderall, cocaine, probably a few other things.
Starting point is 00:08:52 You figure it out yourself. Okay. So let's have a few. I have like a lot of clips, but they're all short, except for one, which is his worst clip. And I'll save that for later. Let's start with the one that got my attention that made me want to do a lot of clipping, which is this. It was very subtle.
Starting point is 00:09:10 This is very much at the end of the speech. And this is Biden's banning AI. Past bipartisan privacy that says to protect our children online. Harness. Harness the promise of AI to protect us from peril ban AI voice impersonations and more I know we have a great one for the end of show
Starting point is 00:09:33 we can still play it before it's banned banned AI impersonations you're going to ban stand up comedy when some guy does an impersonation why would you even say this? Ban AI voice impersonations. This is what he said. It was right in the middle of a lot of applause lines.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Yeah, I heard it. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I heard it. I don't know if anybody paid any attention. No, the media sure didn't say anything about it. Here's another whopper. This is a classic. You know about Climate Corps? Oh, yeah. I'm taking the most significant action ever on climate in the history of the world. Here's another whopper. This is a classic. You know about Climate Corps.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Oh, yeah. I'm taking the most significant action ever on climate in the history of the world. I'm cutting our carbon emissions in half by 2030, creating tens of thousands of clean energy jobs like the IBEW work and building and installing 500,000 electric vehicle charging stations. 500,000 electric vehicle charging stations. Conserving 30% of America's lands and waters by 2030. Taking action on environmental justice, fence line communities smothered by the legacy of pollution.
Starting point is 00:10:42 In pattern after the Peace Corps and America Corps, I launched the Climate Corps to put 20,000 young people to work in the forefront of our clean energy future. I'll triple that number in a decade. I have some questions about this and a comment. Are there actually 20,000 brown shirts already in play? Have we hired them? It's's hard to say and how's he personally going to triple it in a decade he's going to be out of office in four years if he got re-elected how's he unless he expects to be king going to triple it in a decade the thing that that that bothers me the most about this is this is the most laughed about topic uh in the media i mean you know we laugh about it we joke about it but this is
Starting point is 00:11:26 actually the silent killer i mean yeah transgender all the lgbtq all the woke stuff it's yeah okay that's really bad but this is the one that has the is the best funded it's been creeping up on us and one day they're gonna flip the switch and it will be too late i tell everybody don't be so cavalier about this climate change chatter that really it really has to be stopped because all parties are in on it there's too much money and that's the one that's going to come to bite us in the butt no wonder i'm not going to argue with that i'm not asking by the way how he before he even got elected president, he was talking about these 500,000 chargers. Where are these things?
Starting point is 00:12:08 He's been doing that for three years. Every state of the union, he's been talking about the chargers. There's no chargers. Let's go with, now here's a,
Starting point is 00:12:22 I'm just going to play this clip. This is the heckler and gaff clip. To state the obvious, all Americans deserve the freedom to be safe. And America is safer today than when I took office. Year before I took office, murder rates went up 30 percent. 30 percent they went up. The biggest increase in history. 30%. 30% they went up. Let's see the race for the American police! The biggest increase in history.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Let's see the race for the American police! It was then, through my American Rescue Plan, which every American voted against, I'm mad at. Every American voted against it. Every American voted against it. Americans didn't even vote for it. Can I play a quick clip about who that heckler was? Do you know? Yes, I would like to know because I know he's a Gold Star family member. I don't know what he yelled. You might have that.
Starting point is 00:13:16 I do. The father of a fallen Marine who shouted at President Biden during a State of the Union address has been arrested. The biggest increase in history. Capitol Police escorted the 51-year-old Gold Star father out of the chamber after his outburst. We have learned he has just bonded out. Yeah, that's right, Nicole. We've learned the House Sergeant at Arms arrested Steve Nakui on the spot, charging him with crowding, obstructing and incommoding.
Starting point is 00:13:47 The United States Capitol Police tell News Nation this is a routine misdemeanor charge on Capitol Hill. If you didn't catch it, you can hear Nakui yell Abbey Gate and United States Marines, a direct reference to the bombing in Kabul that killed his son, Lance Corporal Kareem Nakui, 12, 12 other U.S. service members, and dozens of Afghans. Nkoui has been an outspoken critic of President Biden and his handling of the American withdrawal from Afghanistan. He and other Gold Star families have appeared on NewsNation in the past, in fact, and he's even testified in front of Congress. It's really quite sad that, you know, that guy is just painted off as kind of a heckler because it's tragic. You know, and it was a U.S. switchblade bomb that killed him. Yeah. And where does the guy get attention?
Starting point is 00:14:34 News Nation. Yeah, it's pathetic. I haven't heard anything on ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, or even Fox. cnn msnbc or even fox do you remember when when trump said just said jack about some gold star family that was at some convention and they gave trump nothing but grief meanwhile this guy gets arrested yeah yeah yeah yeah sad all right here we go uh here is the short clip. This is lies about SS Social Security. Tonight, let's all agree once again to stand up for seniors. Many of my friends on the other side of Iowa want to put Social Security on the chopping block. If anyone here tries to cut Social Security, Medicare or raise the retirement age, I will stop you.
Starting point is 00:15:24 He does this one, too. How many times have we heard this? Republicans want to take away your social security. Old people vote for me. Yeah. That's a good one because I think there's one Republican who's, but it's beside the point. It's like the retirement age has been creeping up year after year. He hasn't stopped that. No, he hasn't. My retirement age was 65. Mimi's is like 68 or 67. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:15:53 When's mine? By the time you get there, 70. I'm guessing 70. Hey, I'm almost 60. Really? You think so? Oh, man. You'll never make it.
Starting point is 00:16:04 In fact, you'll be chasing it. Please help me. I can just grab on with my fingernails. Oh man. Yeah. Tina said, she says, because I guess you can, you can start, you can take early retirement at 62. You, you have to take a penalty. Yeah, it'll be a penalty, but she said, so you have to take a penalty yeah it'll be a penalty but she said so you have to do a calculation this is a very simple thing to do uh you can calculate your total return over x number of years and you have a date where when you die if you die on that day uh you're good you're you made out but if you keep living. Oh, no. You're losing your ass.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Well, here's her plan. She says, I'm taking my early retirement at 62 and I'm investing every penny in Bitcoin. That's a woman. Well, I think that'll be good. When you guys are roaming around with your shopping carts out there in Fredericksburg. Yes. Don't call me. Okay. A reminder.
Starting point is 00:17:08 All right. Unless you want to do another podcast. Okay. So. I love you, John C. Dvorak. You're hilarious. So let's go with the, here's another classic. This is just another numbers game.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Play this minimum 25 percent tax on the billionaires i propose minimum tax for billionaires at 25 just 25 you know what that would raise that would raise 500 billion dollars over the next 10 years. Imagine what that could do for America. Imagine a future with affordable childcare. Millions of families can get, they need to go to work to help grow the economy. It's nothing. That won't even fill the pot.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Imagine in 10 years, you know, when Tina and I are at the Aldi pushing our shopping carts, you know, 50 billion will be like a tip. 50 billion is less. They want to throw 65 to 90 billion right on Ukraine tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:13 But why 25%? I mean, and billionaires usually don't have an income. No, they don't. Their income is just a cashing out. Wait, can we,
Starting point is 00:18:23 can we call this virtue signaling? Maybe that's what it is. Of course, the whole billionaire thing is bull crap. People in America love billionaires. We love our billionaires. We love to go, look at that guy. I want to be like him. How do I become like him?
Starting point is 00:18:38 So here's another one. Now he's going to tell us about China. Yeah. And we're standing up against China's unfair economic practices. We're standing up for peace and stability across the Taiwan Straits. I've revitalized our partnership and alliance in the Pacific. India, Australia, Japan, South Korea, Pacific Islands. the Pacific Islands.
Starting point is 00:19:03 I've made sure that the most advanced American technologies can't be used in China, not allowing to trade them there. Frankly, for all this tough talk on China, it never occurred to my predecessor to do any of that.
Starting point is 00:19:17 I want competition with China, not conflict. We're in a stronger position to win the conflict of the 21st century against China than anyone else for that matter, than any time as well. Oh, man. Just as
Starting point is 00:19:32 a little tease, we're going to do a little teaser here. A teaser, since you brought up Joe Biden, talk about China. Here's a teaser for later on in the show. China is preparing for a sea war against India and America. Alright, there you go. Okay, I expect that to be dynamite.
Starting point is 00:19:48 So the funny thing during this whole thing was watching Mike Johnson. Oh, yeah. Now, he has a lot to learn. All he was doing is shaking his head like, oh, no. He rolled his eyes once. I said that he never did, but I saw it. like oh no he rolled his eyes once i said that he never did but i saw it he he's he's a he's not the best yet as being a scene stealer but he could become one i mean not like pelosi ripping up the speech and stuff that was good you know he didn't do any of that no he's not gonna rip up the speech
Starting point is 00:20:22 but he did have a lot of head. Very subtle. It was good. I liked the way he did it because it was just enough to steal the scene to catch your eyes. And meanwhile, and did you also notice that I don't have this clip, but did you notice that when Biden says to release all marijuana users, the speed in which Kamala Harris jumped to her feet. I did not. I missed that one. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:20:49 She almost hit the ceiling. I missed that one. No, I missed it. She triggered the applause for the rest of it. Let's go with this. Now, this one here gets picked up. It's in our end of show mix. But I want to play this and
Starting point is 00:21:05 discuss it the snickers bars too many corporations raise prices to pad the profits charging more and more for less and less that's why it's cracking down on corporations engaging price gouging interceptive pricing at this point by the way he's sl slurring his words. He's got the same kind of energy, but he just... Almost all the clips I have, except that first one, are at the 35-minute mark and beyond. He starts to slur, and he's yelling more. And the thing is, it's not necessary. This is what I don't understand. Why doesn't someone say, Mr. President, just be calm.
Starting point is 00:21:42 It's okay. I mean, i guess that's impossible with with the cocktail that they have injected him with it's just it doesn't work from food to health care to housing in fact the snack companies think you won't notice if they change the size of the bag and put a hell of a lot fewer same same size bag put fewer chips in it no I'm not joking it's called shrink placement pass Bobby Casey's bill and stop this I really mean it
Starting point is 00:22:13 you probably all saw that commercial on Snickers bars you get charged the same amount and you got about I don't know 10% fewer Snickers in it look You get to charge the same amount, and you got about, I don't know, 10% fewer Snickers in it. Look. Does a Snickers bar have bits of pieces?
Starting point is 00:22:36 What's in there that you have 10% fewer Snickers? He's never had a Snickers bar in his life. The man doesn't know what he's talking about. And he just likes M&Ms or something? What is he considering? I don't know let's skip uh before i get to the last good clip which is the best one i want to play trump on the biden uh state of the union because he has a trump has some new new material he's using all right and uh this is some of it by far the most disgraceful part of Joe Biden's disservice
Starting point is 00:23:06 is the divisive and angry speech. It's so, so angry. Our great first lady said, I think he's very angry. You know why he's angry? Because he doesn't know what he's doing. Screaming, screaming,
Starting point is 00:23:21 and then coughing. Ah, wow. And he's always using the right hand he shakes his hand then he gets off the stage did you notice nobody wanted to shake his hand i wouldn't i'm a great american but i don't know if i want to go there now he's always coughing into his hand and that's it's not a real cough it's a nervous habit it's got to stop that's because there was no real cough. Just goes. And then you turn to fake news CNN.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Oh, their light just went off. The light just went off. The red light just went off. What do you think of that, Jim? Damn it. That's my fault. I waited too long. You have to hit him fast before they can turn it off.
Starting point is 00:24:03 No, it just went off. That's all right. And they'll say the speech was brilliant, not since FDR. You know, FDR was a great orator. Beautiful tone, beautiful. He was born in a very patrician area, to put it mildly.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Very rich, very patrician. Beautiful accent, beautiful words. He was a great speaker. And they said, not since FDR has a speech been so beautifully delivered do you believe this no do you believe this can i do another tease yes please another tease for coming up in this show uh trump was also uh president trump was also on his uh on his truth social and he was uh and of course this gets retweeted on x and delivered everywhere and and he wrote uh you're welcome joe nine month approval time versus 12 years that would have taken you the pandemic no
Starting point is 00:25:00 longer control controls our lives the vaccines that saved us from COVID are now being used to help heat cancer. Beat cancer. Turning setback into comeback. And this was controversial. Yeah. To say the least. And I have
Starting point is 00:25:18 an analysis of that statement coming up in today's broadcast. Oh, you're just going to tease us out. Well, yeah. I mean, yes. Okay. I'm not going for teasers. statement coming up in today's broadcast you're just going to tease us out well yeah i mean i yes okay i'm not going for teasers yes i mean this will keep people listening through this before i get to the last man yeah before we get to the last biting clip i'll play one more trump then this is a another new shtick that he does because he's trump is like the grateful dead okay he's got these groupies that follow him all over the place.
Starting point is 00:25:51 And listen to this. Which one? Suburban Housewives? The only other one is the Trump Suburban Housewives. They talk about suburban housewives. And look at that. These are suburban housewives from North Carolina. They followed me. This is their 117th rally. You believe that? 117. I don't know what the hell their husbands are doing. They're home alone saying, is my wife okay? No, I mean, we're not so far. But you know, when they go out to Texas and California, there's like 40 of them and they look great, but I don't think the husband's going to be too.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Are your husband's happy about this? Are they okay with it? Yes. Well, you have very nice husbands. I'll tell you that's moms for Liberty. No doubt. That's what he's talking about.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Well, they definitely form a pack. Oh yeah. Oh, they're off. They go. they're, they're fiery.
Starting point is 00:26:43 So here we are. This is, I consider the worst moment of the speech where he discusses the border bill and tries to he's fumbling and mumbling. He says weird things. He's being heckled. And here we go. Also give me any new president, new emergency authority, temporarily shut down the border when the number of migrants at the border is overwhelming. The Border Patrol Union has endorsed this bill the federal chamber of commerce isn't yeah yeah you're saying low look at the facts i know now they had a shot of um lankford during this did you notice that yeah which was kind of a redheaded guy yeah now he's a republican it's his bill and yeah well he's cooperated with the bill he's co-sponsor yeah and he's sitting there going
Starting point is 00:27:31 that's true mouthing that's true yeah yeah it was a good catch like you think it was staged i would say so i know you know how to read. I believe that given the opportunity for a majority in the House and Senate would endorse the bill as well. A majority right now. But unfortunately, politics has derailed this bill so far. I'm told my predecessor called members of Congress in the Senate to demand they block the bill. He feels a political win. He viewed it as a political win for me and a political loser for him. It's not about him.
Starting point is 00:28:12 It's not about me. I'd be a winner, not really. Lincoln, Lincoln Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. That's right. But how many thousands of people being killed by legal to her parents? I say my heart goes out to you having lost children myself. I understand. But look, if we change the dynamic at the border, people pay these smugglers $8,000 to get across the border because they know
Starting point is 00:28:52 if they get by, if they get by and let into the country, it's six to eight years before they have a hearing. And it's worth taking the chance of the $8,000. But, but, if it's only six months, six weeks, the idea is it's worth taking the chance of the $8,000. But, but, if it's only six months, six weeks, the idea is it's highly unlikely that people will pay that money and come all that way knowing that they'll be able to be kicked out quickly. Folks, I would respectfully suggest my Republican friends owe it to the American people.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Get this bill done. We need to act now. So this was very irksome to me for a number of reasons. One, right now the president could take any executive action he wants. The bill was filled with bull crap for agencies to transport migrants, newcomers, I should say, to transport them, to get them to homes. It was full of NGO money. And, oh, no, well, there'll be more agents to process them.
Starting point is 00:29:56 He could close the border. We can just close the border. It's not that hard. And so instead, people are now arguing about Lakin Riley, which he pronounces Lincoln. Nice, nice work. Everyone's distracted by just not even knowing that. I mean, it's ridiculous that we have both political parties and Trump. I mean, Biden is the Democrats are blaming Trump for her death because he told, he called everybody up and said, don't vote for that bill.
Starting point is 00:30:29 The bill, the border can be closed today at any moment. It's ridiculous. It's our border. You can close. It's not like, oh, we don't have any legal way to do it. Bull crap. Close. Close for business.
Starting point is 00:30:41 It's that simple. So instead, we devolve into this never-ending argument about nonsense. Nonsense. And I'm going to blame Marjorie Taylor Greene for perpetuating that. You know, with her MAGA hat. No, really unnecessary. Unnecessary. All right, so now I want to play some responses and so i i do want to say
Starting point is 00:31:07 that i i don't blame marjorie taylor green for that i think she she's a showboater there's no doubt about that well that's what i'm talking about she's perpetuating a nonsense conversation well yes it's a nonsense like you said it wouldn't it be a nonsense conversation i just closed the border you just it's been done before why doesn't she say that she doesn't say anything from what i can tell exactly um let's listen to a couple responses i'll just jump around because i don't want to stay on this too long there are other more important things happening in the world but we need to go and listen to uh some fawning response from um the so-called republican consultant, Anna Navarro, on The View.
Starting point is 00:31:46 I have been saying for months and months and months that Joe Biden is old, yes. He's slower of step, yes. But he is far from being incoherent, from having dementia, from not being in charge. Yesterday he showed he is engaged. He was impassioned. He was pissed off.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Scranton Joe showed up and fought. He had his gloves on from moment one. I loved the ending. I love that line. And I hope to hear it over and over again. I may be the future and I'm about restoring rights. I'm not about retribution. I'm not about revenge. That's not me. I think that binary choice reminding us over and over again. All I can tell you is that by the time this thing ended, I was in my hotel room like all of those Democrats where they're going, four more years. Four more years. Four more years. Four more years. Okay. Four more years. More, more years. More, more years.
Starting point is 00:32:46 More, more years. Okay. More, more years. Alrighty. What a tard. So then, now, and I'm going to give it to the ladies of The View on this one. The way it works in the United States, you have a State of the Union, then the opposing party. There's only one. Apparently, we don't have any other third parties.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Why don't we have the guy with the boot on his head? The rent's too high guy. He should be doing a response. He died. He's dead? I think so, yeah. Vermin Supreme? Whatever his name was, but the rent's too high guy, the New York guy with the black guy with the beard.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Yeah, with the boot on his head. As far as I know, he's dead. And the free pony for everybody. I don't know about that guy. Yeah, that's the same guy who's going to give everybody... Well, whatever the case is, as far as I know, he's dead. Well, they could have had Bobby the Op. Anyone could have done something.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Bobby would be good. Bobby the Op would be perfect. So instead, they bring out... We go into some woman's kitchen. Katie Britt, The View had comments. Right now, the American had comments right now. The American dream has turned into a nightmare. President Biden's border policies are a disgrace. The American people are scraping by while President Biden proudly proclaims that Bidenomics is working.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Goodness, you'all. Bless his heart. We hear you. And we stand with you. Get some medication, Katie. I haven't seen acting that bad since my wedding night. So which genius in that party decided that she was the perfect spokesperson? I've never seen mood swings like this.
Starting point is 00:34:30 One minute she's like, then she's like, then she's like going to take a knife and stab you. Then she's laughing like an idiot. I mean, what's wrong with her? She's like Sybil. A disaster from start to finish. And actually, Katie Britt is somebody who's a serious person with policy chops. Democratic senators will tell you they respect her. But it's Women's History Month.
Starting point is 00:34:49 It's International Women's Day. And we put the senator in the kitchen. Like, women can be wives. They can be moms. They don't put her in front of a podium. I mean, yeah, but then she started talking about, like, and I speak to parents. I speak to moms. And she talks about her kitchen table.
Starting point is 00:35:04 There are more than four or five references. And what I thought is, don't lie to a fellow mom. Who can come home with young children or children at all and sit at that damn table? That has not happened since the 1950s. Very poor choice of response candidates. It was atrocious. It was too long. Yeah, I disagree a hundred.
Starting point is 00:35:25 I disagree a lot. You thought it was good? Well, the reason was because of what they were trying to do. I mean, I thought the kitchen was a bit much. By the way, when she says that people don't sit around the dining room table anymore, it's bull crap. When we do dinners here. Yeah, but get to her.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Get to her. This is surprising to me. Okay, the reason they chose her is because she is the youngest senator, period, and they want to contrast Joe's old age with someone youthful, and to be honest about it, I think she's somewhat pretty,
Starting point is 00:36:02 which kind of belies the old politics are for ugly people. She's a good-looking woman. And I think the contrast was meant to be, that was what you're supposed to be thinking in the back of your mind. That was the contrast. Young, young, super young, and old, old, super old. The messages in between were meaningless. I thought her delivery sucked.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Her delivery was horrific. The Curry Devorah Consulting Group was not consulted. We would have helped her through all the awkwardness. It was a really crap delivery. I didn't think it was that bad. Vermin Supreme, by the way, just called. He's very much alive. He is running uh for
Starting point is 00:36:46 the democratic nominee fyi i was under the impression that he was he died about three or four or five years ago no no he's i haven't heard from him very much here well no of course not we're not going to let this nut job uh on the stage but he's running as a democrat and he has he is on the ballot in new hampshire go for you go man go vermin vermin supreme uh here's uh cnn discussing the katie brit appearance having katie brit a woman do the state of State of the Union rebuttal from her kitchen table perhaps sent the wrong message. This was the universal outrage amongst the M5M. Oh, my God, traditional women's roles, that's not good. The women voters.
Starting point is 00:37:39 But let's set that aside and show a little bit of—so Katie Britt, she is the youngest republican woman elected to the senate she's from alabama she was actually a long time congressional aide so she's very well known on the hill she's also on president trump's shortlist to potentially be vice president let's watch a little bit of her address now do you think this is true that she's actually on the shortlist no to be vp because they just said it they just all they all universally were saying this it was quite interesting right now our commander-in-chief is not in command the free world deserves better than a dithering and diminished leader so she has uh i mean furnish i'm interested in what you're hearing from your sources about her performance. I got to say, this is like the toughest assignment in politics. Like
Starting point is 00:38:30 no one ever really comes out of this looking a lot shinier than when they went in for whatever reason. I mean, it's incredibly difficult to follow the president. Marco Rubio, of course, had it famously. There was a water bottle involved. What have you been hearing about how people think she performed? I mean, the expectations for Katie Britt were, you know, astronomical, especially because in a lot of ways she was handpicked by the by former President Donald Trump himself. You know, he called her up and said, you know, what is going on with IVF? She was the woman of the moment. She was able to get Republicans over this really difficult issue, which is reproductive rights in this election cycle. And, you know, there was high expectations for her. I think that, you know, from what I've heard from many Republicans is that, you know, she seemed the tone was not maybe in line with some of the things she was saying.
Starting point is 00:39:19 There was a bit of drama there that maybe necessarily you could see that a little bit. I mean, she's in her kitchen. Objectively, it didn't could see that a little bit. I mean, she's sitting in her kitchen. Objectively, you could say that. It didn't meet the moment. But yeah, I mean, the expectations for her were sky high. She's seen as a rising star. And like you said, she's on the short list for the vice presidency. There it is again. Short list for the vice presidency. By the way, the Rent Too High guy is not
Starting point is 00:39:39 Vermin Supreme. That's Jimmy McMillan. And he is also still alive. But he's not running this year all right uh just a couple more just to give us a flavor as the show goes on we'll eventually straighten this out so someone someone's dead we know someone died we just don't know which guy it was here's uh msnbc it's always the most fun jo Joe Scarborough, Jen Psaki, what's her for Stephanie Rule? All these people who are just useless commenting. And I said in all of the State of the Union's I've been in that I that I've watched on TV through the years, I've never seen one side so deflated as the Republicans.
Starting point is 00:40:20 It's as if they understood. I have no argument. Donald Trump has pushed them into such a corner, such an extreme corner, that they're just, it's easy pickings. I mean, just watching Mike Johnson's facial expressions throughout the night, which he felt like he didn't know what to do with himself. Like, was he clapping under the desk? He was clapping. He stood at one point. That was only once.
Starting point is 00:40:43 Yeah, it's tricky for them i mean also it tells you a lot about the party though that they didn't stand when the president was talking about standing up for democracy and against you know um nazis and against kentler curing cancer buying american buying american crazy these are you know helping kids get a leg up i mean these are moments which should be bipartisan and if you're watching in public you're first wondering who's mike johnson why does he have a weird look on his face but also why is half of the people why are half of the people in there sitting down when hey i'm not sure i like joe biden but that seems pretty okay so you you get the idea we'll just play a bit of stephanie rule favorite
Starting point is 00:41:26 of the boys down the trading floor at goldman sachs you don't like expanding you don't like saying every third grader should learn to read yeah right expand tutoring last i checked the party of family values which is why katie britt was sitting in a kitchen they couldn't stand up mike johnson couldn't applaud yeah let's make sure every American kid can read. That was why she was sitting in the kitchen. Even more basic things, too. I mean, yes, they should be standing for that. But even more basic things.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Why? Being against politics. They need to stand for basic things. They need to stand. What is the point? It's like being in a high mass at a Catholic church. You're up. You're down.
Starting point is 00:42:06 You're up. You're down. You're up. It's like, what are you standing and clapping for? Why don't you listen to the speech? What is the point? This is virtue signaling. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Clap, clap, clap. And they're all and the women in the Democrats are all wearing white. Yeah. What is that about? What was that supposed to signify international they're bitching and moaning about katie and in the kitchen but meanwhile every female in on the democrat every female all fell into line with this idea we do what we're told we're going to wear white yeah exactly good point big things being against political violence. You can't stand for that.
Starting point is 00:42:46 For curing cancer, for for for stopping Vladimir Putin from invading the rest of Europe. They couldn't stand up. Well, let's be honest. They shouldn't stand for those things because those things are not what their movement is about anymore. They are actually avowedly against reading. They're banning books. And the more people do read and find out the truth. This is what I love. But, you know, these people at MSNBC, they really believe this. They're proudly against reading. They're banning books. And the more people do read and find out the truth. This is what I love. But, you know, these people at MSNBC, they really believe this.
Starting point is 00:43:12 They believe. I am on the side that they're sincere. They're not just acting. No, they actually believe that Republicans are burning books, burning them around fires. Yeah, they gather around and circle them and chant. With Moms for Liberty. Yes. They're banning books. And the more people do read and find out the truth about the world, the worse their movement would do. The more people find out about gay sex, the better off we all are in Europe.
Starting point is 00:43:41 So why should they stand for it? They're there for Putinism. They're not for democracy at home home they're for insurrection they're so i actually think their standing was incredibly well coordinated with their ideological commitments which are insane yeah oh okay thanks that fell apart yeah well he didn't have an ending to his little rant there here's nbc with the you NBC with the word I've used a couple of times. It was all over the printed media, of course. Tonight, after a critical speech where President Biden took repeated swipes at his likely Republican opponent, Donald Trump.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Now, my predecessor, a former Republican president, tells Putin, quote, do whatever the hell you want. I think it's outrageous. And sparred with Republicans in the room. You're saying, oh, look whatever the hell you want. I think it's outrageous. And sparred with Republicans in the room. You're saying, oh, look at the facts. I know. I know you know how to read. Vice President Kamala Harris tonight insists the president put to rest voter concerns. The 81 year old is too old for another term.
Starting point is 00:44:42 Did he answer those questions last night? He was absolutely on fire and he answered any question that anyone might have. We also asked about Republican criticism of her readiness for the job. Listen, as it relates to me, I'm ready if necessary, but it's not going to be necessary. After Mr. Trump this week challenged President Biden to debate any time, anywhere, any place, the president today would not commit to one. It depends on his behavior. We press the vice president. It depends on his behavior. It's on his behavior. We press the vice president. I haven't talked to the president yet about that,
Starting point is 00:45:20 but I'll tell you something. On the one hand, you've got Joe Biden, someone who is competent, who is principled. And on the other side of that split screen, you've got the former president who glorifies dictators and has said he'll be a dictator on day one. Nope. Will you commit to a debate? Peter, we just got through with the State of the Union, and I'm just so excited about what we accomplished last night and our president. Yes, he was on fire. He was on fire. He was fiery on fire. It was great. Then there was the hot mic moment.
Starting point is 00:45:49 The hot mic moment happened. Let me see. I have a, it was unintelligible, but here is, here's how Fox presented the hot, hot mic moment. Right now, this is a live look over the Israel-Gaza border as we do get to the latest here on the situation. President Biden caught on a hot mic after his State of the Union address. He's heard criticizing Netanyahu, Israel's prime minister, saying the two need to have a come-to-Jesus talk. I do want to play that for you here, raw and unfiltered. Okay, I'm not going to play that because you won't be able to hear any of it.
Starting point is 00:46:26 But I do have Kristen Welker's report on the so-called hot mic moment, which was I mean, the camera is five feet 92 feet away from them. Biden's yelling about BB's guy, come to Jesus. And then an aide comes and says
Starting point is 00:46:42 oh, Mr. President, you're on a hot mic. What? Was there? So he's talking about. It's just funny because not Yahoo being Jewish. Oh, come to Jesus. I know it's the best part. It's the best part.
Starting point is 00:46:56 The president specifically called on Israeli leadership to do more, emphasizing that humanitarian aid should not be used as a bargaining chip. And in a sign of his growing frustration with Prime Minister Netanyahu, the president was caught on a hot mic as he was making the rounds following his speech while huddling with Senator Michael Bennett, who had recently visited the region. The president appeared to say that he told the Israeli prime minister that they will need to have a, quote, come to Jesus moment. An aide to the president quickly stepped in to remind the president that the microphones in the room were still on. President Biden addressed that hot mic comment this afternoon. Oh, okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:47:34 Why does Mr. Netanyahu need a come to Jesus meeting? What are you hoping to achieve? I didn't say that in the speech. After the speech. What about after the speech? You guys, he's dropping our things. Does that show your level of frustration with him on humanitarian aid does he need to be doing more yes he does you're right it's it is hilarious to tell a jew to come to jesus that is basically what we want but i don't think that's going to happen um so now pivoting a little bit to trump because there
Starting point is 00:48:04 was something very interesting about that tweet that uh that he sent out about the vaccines which turned so many people off people get so mad at him and just when just when he was you know people kind of like forgetting it he's saying all kinds of stuff yeah i don't understand this this is somebody else doing that tweet. No, no. Before I get to that, just a little bit of comic relief. Robert De Niro promoting that god-awful movie. Was it The Flowers of the Yellow Moon? What is it?
Starting point is 00:48:38 Something like that. Three and a half hours. He was on Bill Maher Show. Three and a half hours. He was on Bill Marshall. And if a reminder, the Dutch text is what you say, you are what you say you are. This was.
Starting point is 00:48:58 I am what you say you are. What I say you are. I am what I say you are. Okay. You understand what we're talking about? It's better in Dutch anyway? Yeah, it's much better in Dutch. This man is unhinged.
Starting point is 00:49:14 He came completely unhinged during this interview. The bottom line is, it's Biden versus Trump. We want to live in a world that we want to live and enjoy living in or live in a nightmare. Vote for Trump and you'll get the nightmare. Vote for Biden and you'll we'll be back to normalcy. So why is Trump winning? I mean, the poll in The New York Times poll this week came out.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Now, maybe this will change it with the State of the Union arrest, but Trump was beating him rather soundly. It was quite a warning light, 48 to 43, also winning way more among women than he had before, winning outright Latinos. What do you attribute that to? I don't know. I just don't want to feel the way I did, and many of us don't. His feelings were hurt. I don't want to feel the way I did when he won. Many of us don't. After the election in 2016.
Starting point is 00:50:17 I don't want to feel that way. Where we couldn't believe that it happened. The guy is a total monster. And anybody, I don't understand it. I guess they get behind that kind of logic. I think the logic that he's looking for is the same reason why people don't watch your boring three and a half hour movie. You don't understand people anymore. They want to fuck with people, screw them, because they're unhappy about something.
Starting point is 00:50:46 He's such a mean, nasty, hateful person. I never play him. I said the guy who just dropped the F-bomb. As an actor, because I can't see any good in him. Nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing redeemable in him. And we have to, and whoever the people are who want to vote for him and there look like intelligent people around there somebody for some reason
Starting point is 00:51:12 it can't be it cannot be he can't figure it out it can't get into his brain he is also just like msnbc he's sincere he doesn't he can't understand that intelligent people would want to vote for Trump. He doesn't get it. If he wins the election, you won't be on the show anymore. He'll come looking for me. Where did they get this idea? When he beat Hillary, he didn't do jack about Hillary throwing away documents and secret files and everything in between. She was very susceptible. She was worried herself that she was going to be hanging by a yardarm. If she you know, if he got elected and she said so or her buddies and he didn't do anything like that.
Starting point is 00:52:00 So why is it going to go after De Niro? Well, I think that, well, you'll hear it. So why is he going to go after De Niro? Well, I think that, well, you'll hear it. And again, he's very sincere because Trump, they all believe that Trump said, I'm going to be a dictator from day one. What he actually said was,
Starting point is 00:52:16 I'm going to be a dictator for one day on the first day, whatever that means. To shut down the border. That's what he's- Yes, but De Niro, he will say, believe him when he says he's going to be, he's coming for me. He's going to, De Niro, he will say, believe him when he says he's going to be, he's coming for me. He's going to, De Niro is sincere here. Show anymore, he'll come looking for me.
Starting point is 00:52:31 There'll be things that happen that none of us can imagine. That's what happens in that kind of a dictatorship, which is what he says. Let's believe him, take him at his word. I did from the beginning. I said from the very beginning, this guy is never going to concede power. And he still hasn't. He still hasn't. He admitted
Starting point is 00:52:52 he lost the last election. And he advertises that he will go on. He says he's been cheated out of one term. So maybe we should get rid of the only president only gets two terms thing. He's a sociopathic, psychopathic, malignant narcissist. There it is, what you say about yourself. You should get rid of the only, a president only gets two terms thing.
Starting point is 00:53:15 He's a sociopathic, psychopathic, malignant narcissist. There you go. I am what I say you are. Yep. He is a danger. The applause was somewhat tepid. Well, the applause sign is going on. People are like,
Starting point is 00:53:37 it's Pavlovian. They got the producer banging his script in the air. Time to clap. But they weren't getting the kind of like raucous applause that you would get on that show. Let's listen again. A president only gets two terms thing. He's a sociopathic
Starting point is 00:53:53 psychopathic malignant narcissist. You can hear the producer hitting the clap first. Hitting the first clap. Listen. Psychopathic malignant narcissist. Oh! Okay. clap first. Hitting the first clap. Listen. Psychopathic narcissists. Okay. He is
Starting point is 00:54:15 a dangerous person. And we have to realize, people realize, a lot of people, this audience, but the people who somehow think he's going to be the answer to their prayers, whatever those are. Did you know him as a fellow New Yorker? Never wanted to know him. Never wanted to know. He was an idiot. That went on for a little while longer.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Anyway, so he's very afraid. It's just very, very bizarre that de niro is so afraid of him so now on that is that is bizarre to say the least so now on to uh trump with his vaccine uh is he keeps bringing this up which is it seems so misguided because this is the one thing his base, and when I say his base, I'm looking at you, Fredericksburg, Texas. His base hates this. They can't believe that he's still promoting the clot shot, the death vax, you know, all these things. Seriously, there are people who say, you know, I don't want to vote for him now because he tweeted that or truth that or whatever. And again, he said the pandemic no longer controls our lives. The vaccines that saved us from covid are now being used to help beat cancer, turning setback into comeback.
Starting point is 00:55:39 You're welcome, Joe. Nine month approval time versus 12 years that it would have taken you. Joe, nine month approval time versus 12 years that it would have taken you. So, you know, I'm like, okay, whatever. It is what it is. But we have to stop. Well, I'm going to explain it. Oh, why he's doing this? Yes, I'm going to explain it. Or why he's missing the messaging.
Starting point is 00:56:00 No, why he's doing this. He is, I believe, now very sincere, but not for the reasons we think. And people have been sending me this video for the past four days, three days. It's a Rumble video. There's four guys on the screen. One guy, the main guy talking, is wearing a black hat and sunglasses. You can imagine, and it's two and a half hours long. You could imagine, I'm like, no, it's all right.
Starting point is 00:56:30 I'm not going to watch that. And I keep getting this video. No, no, no, you got to watch it. This is really, so last night I finally watch it. It's, sorry? I said, yay. Yeah, yay. Well, the first, I wasn't gonna watch it have you received this
Starting point is 00:56:47 video from anybody i heard about it yeah was the vax for something else and on this video is dr scott jensen dave column i think dave column is the uh is the guy in the black hat and the glasses and john colin and then tommy it's his video channel tommy's channel and the thesis that that this guy the guy in the hat and the glasses comes up with is very interesting um and he has a and there's a couple of things that bothered us uh during covid that are explained by this thesis and and the things that bothered us the most was Trump always talking about the 2017 pandemic, the 1917 pandemic. Do you remember that? Instead of saying 1918, he would say 1917?
Starting point is 00:57:36 Yes, I remember him having to date off. Well, it wasn't just once that he said it. It was like 30 or 40 times. And this is a super cut that these guys brought to this show. Read about 1917. But in 1917? Certainly not since 1917. There's been nothing like this since 1917.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Who would have thought? 1917. That was the Spanish flu. 1917. There's been nothing like this since probably 1917. Not since 1917 has there been anything like this. Like nobody's seen since 1917. That's a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:58:10 1917, they went through something that was similar. 1917 was the last time. You go back over 100 years, 1917. You all know what happened in 1917. That's over 100 years ago. You look at 1917, the pandemic, it was something. The worst pandemic since 1917. 1917.
Starting point is 00:58:33 That's something. It's 1917. Okay, you get the idea. That just went on and on and on. So this was not a mistake. This was not Mr. President. It's 1918. He was sincere about it.
Starting point is 00:58:42 By the way, it's John in the in the black hat and the glasses i'm sorry thank you for correcting me troll room so the thesis now what was the other thing that really irritated us that flu went away entirely there was no flu flu was gone oh in fact there's a new who uh meme going around showing the number of flu cases for uh that year that were we were irked about so and and it was zero basically there was no flu yeah it wasn't just america it was everywhere globally there was no flu just flu disappeared well the thesis and i and i have no i only have two two more historical clips from our own show to play to kind of accentuate the thesis. And this may unfold over time.
Starting point is 00:59:29 The thesis is that COVID was released to cover up avian flu, which had been bubbling under for several years. Department of Defense was all over it. And there was some doctor in Wisconsin who was doing gain of function. They have the documents that this guy actually was permitted to continue from Fauci, was doing gain of function on H7N9 avian flu. H7N9 avian flu, and that this is the one that got out of control. And so they immediately went to, and that's a flu, that's a type A influenza, bird flu, HN7A. And that this was bubbling under from 2013, 2014, until this gain of function all of a sudden comes out. It hits in a couple of places, New York being one of them, and they had to cover it up. So they covered it up by releasing the COVID gain of function, which is much less severe. And here's a clip that I just pulled from our own archives about
Starting point is 01:00:37 there being something going on, multiple viruses in China before any of this COVID stuff happened. China before any of this COVID stuff happened. Now, the virus appeared exactly at the peak of America's global confrontation with China. And the suspicion that, you know, the two events connected is really a fairly obvious one. Furthermore, when you look at some of the details of what had been happening in China the previous two years, In 2018, there was a mysterious viral epidemic that had devastated China's poultry industry. In 2019, there was a mysterious viral epidemic that appeared in China and destroyed 40% of China's pig herds, its primary meat source. So we're talking about a virus appearing in 2018. So now the thesis these guys have or this guy has shows a lot of evidence that there was a very bad avian flu. They were culling chickens like crazy, which started in China and then became a worldwide thing.
Starting point is 01:01:38 You remember there was a lot of fires as well, chicken farm fires and chicken seemed to be quite a uh an expensive commodity so that this thing hit in order to cover it up they the influenza test they took out the um the whatever you call the the the h7 and 9 portion of the test they took that out of the influenza test. If you look at it, there's like all these different influenzas that you test for with this test. And they took that one out so that it wouldn't show. So what people really had, the people who were dying, was the H7N9. And Trump, even though there was only one dead person as of January 10th in China, one dead person, he signed the Moderna deal on January 13th.
Starting point is 01:02:31 And so their thesis is that the early Moderna vaccine was actually an H7N9 vaccine for something called crimson contagion. something called crimson contagion that was that was the real um the the real virus the real exercise they were going through with department of defense that was the reason for um uh operation warp speed and they had pictures of kaylee mcinerney you know getting off the helicopter helicopter and in her hand she has documents documents about Crimson Contagion. None of it was COVID. And so, again, it was like something got out. It was the China virus. China was being devastated by this.
Starting point is 01:03:16 And if you recall, even Pompeo said something weird that also irritated us. This is not about retribution. This matter is going forward we're not we're a live exercise here to get this right we we need to make sure that and trump in the background said they should have let us know they should have let us know even we're not we're a live exercise here to get this right we we're not do you remember that yeah so i don't know but i think trump is trying to communicate and maybe these guys are a part of this theory or whatever that it's coming out now he's trying to communicate that there was a very deadly virus it did and he remember he never called
Starting point is 01:04:01 it covet he always said i call it the china virus the china he never called it COVID. He always said, I call it the China virus, the China. He never said COVID-19. He was always talking about the China virus. And it was only the Moderna vaccine. So who knows? But I thought it was really interesting. And the videos in the show notes, the first half hour, really, they lay out their case. None of it clip worthy, unfortunately. But there's a lot of the guy does, you know, has a lot of documents to show on screen. And I think it's a possibility. It's OK. Well, if you're going to I like to see more documentation, a but going with it.
Starting point is 01:04:42 It's possible that some of those documents that he's kept at Mar-a-Lago. And contain that. There you go. It has the whole information. When he gets back into office, he'll roll it all out. Whoa. I hadn't even considered that one.
Starting point is 01:04:53 I like it. I like it. So, you know, look at the first 30 minutes of that video and they have the documentation to back up the thesis. I don't know if they're fitting this thesis into it, but it was definitely an eye-opener for me i'm like okay all right i see what you're trying to do here see what you're trying to say and it makes no sense otherwise trump is not an idiot he knows his people
Starting point is 01:05:17 this is true i i that's that's the the kind of the what is he up to moment in this bragging about the mRNA vaccine. Well, he's not bragging. In fact, he slammed Pfizer in the past. Oh, that was just a money-making exercise. But Operation Warp Speed was something that was underway before. I mean, we didn't have the real lockdown until mid-March. but Operation Warp Speed was something that was underway before. I mean, we didn't have the real lockdown until mid-March. You know, that's when, I mean, I was at Joe Rogan at the beginning of March when we had, what's his face, the Dr. Death out there saying,
Starting point is 01:06:00 oh, we're going to have 3 million people dead. So this was early. That's right. That was when you first ran into that guy. Yeah. What his name osterhoff and osterhoff who got sick as a dog almost died himself and trump had had already signed the moderna what they there was only one person dead in january the beginning of january in china and he signed Operation Warp Speed on January 13th? There's a lot of... And then flu going away, covering it up by removing HN79 from the flu test. Anyway, and so back to 2017 is very hard to find, but there's enough evidence that 2017 was an actual avian flu that was the setup to the to the 1918 so that's why he keeps
Starting point is 01:06:49 saying 1917 1917 now why he doesn't wow yeah now why he doesn't just come out and say about getting into the weeds yeah yeah but but he kept saying second half a show well we do second half a show borderline theorem in there. But I do want to stick with Big Pharma for a moment because we have some interesting news regarding the GLP-1 weight loss drugs. And I have a clip from Bobby the Op because he's saying something smart. But first, let's look at the market and look at the latest entrance into the weight loss medications. From Oprah to influencers to corporations. People whose health is affected by obesity are the reason we work on these medications.
Starting point is 01:07:33 The spotlight is on weight loss drugs. Zepbound currently is extremely life-changing for me. Chanel McDaniel takes weekly shots of Eli Lilly's Zepbound, a challenge given her fear of needles. I honestly have to have my husband help me with a shot every single time we do it. She also struggles with the drug's cost. But hope for a pill is on the horizon. Novo Nordisk surging to a record high.
Starting point is 01:07:56 Today, Novo Nordisk sharing early results from its phase one trial of weight loss pill, Amicritin. trial of weight loss pill, imicritin. The company said the pill helped users lose 13% of their weight over 12 weeks, compared to 6% for its injectable, Wagovi. The company's value in the past year as its drugs Ozempic and Wagovi exploded in popularity,
Starting point is 01:08:15 up 100%. Eli Lilly, the maker of Zepbound and Mount Jaro, surging even more. Doctors say pills are generally cheaper, easier to take, and simpler to make. Is a weight loss pill a game changer in this industry? I definitely think that changing anti-obesity medications to an oral form is going to change the game, and hopefully insurance companies will be more likely to carry this medication.
Starting point is 01:08:41 As two in five American adults have obesity and with billions of dollars at stake, several drug makers are trying to get a pill to market. Eli Lilly is now in phase three trials of its pill. Pfizer also testing a pill, though it could be years before any are FDA approved. So that doesn't matter because exactly as we predicted, Medicare, Medicaid, the government is getting ready to pay for these medications because let's not tell people how to eat healthy. Reminder, it's genetic. It's a disease. You can't help obesity.
Starting point is 01:09:14 Fat is beautiful. So we've been psyoped into believing that you're overweight and it's not your fault. It has nothing to do with the processed foods you're eating, the junk food that you're overweight and it's not your fault. It has nothing to do with the processed foods you're eating, the junk food that you're consuming. In fact, there's zero conversation about that. And here's the one reason why I would want to vote for Bobby the Op. He brings out, he's now doing four-minute podcasts, which is pretty cool. He's like, I'm just going to do four-minute podcasts, one guest, we're one and done.
Starting point is 01:09:43 He brings on his buddy, Callie Means. And this guy, he has a corporation called TrueMed. I think he just advises people on how to eat healthy and probably, what do you call it, not a naturopath, but a functional medicine, I think is what it's called. So, you know, let's not get into petroleum-based pharmaceuticals. And this guy has the goods on what's happening with Ozempic and how we're going to wind up paying for it, particularly as we're going to get every single child on this from an early age, and they'll have to be on it for the rest of their lives.
Starting point is 01:10:20 The problem with Ozempic is it's being targeted at the median American. The median American is obese, right? The average teen is overweight or obese. And the reason Novo Nordics has become the most valuable company in Europe, surpassing Louis Vuitton, is entirely based on expectations of profits in the United States because they're expecting Medicare and Medicaid and taxpayer money to fund it. This will be $15,000 per patient per year. And as we know, once it's approved for Medicare and Medicaid, they can't regulate. Although the IRS is trying to regulate how many doctors can write food prescriptions, they're not allowed to regulate how many doctors can write prescriptions that then get taxpayer
Starting point is 01:10:59 money from a rigged system. So it's going to be open season with the American Academy of Pediatrics saying that 50% of 12 year olds should get this immediately injected for life. The problem here, aside from it being an absolutely disastrous drug that I think is going to be recalled and causing stomach paralysis, causing suicidal ideation, where 30% of people have such side effects, they have to go off of it, even if they're getting insurance payments for it. Taking that aside, even though it was a perfect drug, the fundamental question we have to ask is, is $15,000 per obese American, should that money be going to a Band-Aid lifetime injection? What else could we do with that money to fix the root cause? The chronic disease treadmill
Starting point is 01:11:41 hasn't worked. The more STADs we prescribe, the more heart disease goes up. The more SSRIs we prescribe, the more suicide and depression goes up. The more metformin we prescribe, the more diabetes goes up. There literally, to my account, hasn't been a chronic disease treatment in American history that's lowered rates of the chronic diseases trying to treat. In JP Morgan's own estimates of Ozempic, they think as Ozempic prescriptions go up obesity in america will go up yeah you always got to watch those guys when the financial guys are predicting it they've done their homework they know that this is true and so there's a second part to this uh about the how it's all been set up and how the game is on this is all a game and this is the most consequential biggest market most expensive drug potentially in american history if there's not a time to say, let's stop, let's ask how diabetes, heart disease, depression, kidney disease, COVID, how are they connected? They're connected by metabolic health. What can we do with that $15,000? We can incentivize metabolic habits, fix our food system. But instead, the IRS is saying, go for Ozempic, not for food. And all of the arms of our medical system, from the media to the researchers to the regulators, they're all paid by pharma and they're all singing one tune, that obesity is an Ozempic
Starting point is 01:13:01 deficiency that as Harvard researchers who are paid off are saying it's genetic it's not tied to food it's not tied to exercise this is a consequential moment for our budget and for our human capital and if there's not a moment where we say enough enough with a chronic disease treadmill then i worry i think there's an optimistic message here which these things are we can change these things quickly we can change these things very quickly, but we've got to understand what's happening. Yeah. And I can promise you that there will be an executive order from me within the first two weeks of my presidency that declares a state of emergency and changes all this, the entire paradigm of this pharmaceutical model. He would probably save more people in
Starting point is 01:13:46 America than Trump by just doing that. Yeah, I'm sure he would. It's not going to happen. But the thing that, I have that clip too, not on this list, but I listened to it carefully. The thing that's kind of has to be listened to more carefully in what he said in there, which is I think the frightening part, is that when you start taking Ozempic, you're stuck with it for life because you've basically turned yourself into a diabetic that needs this drug. Yep. And so it means you have to take it for life.
Starting point is 01:14:19 He says in there, and I think he might be right, because of the nature of this drug, it could possibly be recalled at some point because it it's dangerous it's gonna kill people yes which means you have to take millions of people off the drug since it will no longer be available and nobody has a clue what that would what would happen to the people that that you have the drug pulled out from under them oh god help us fen fen version two fen fen that you keep bringing that up but that's actually a good analogy tell people about if you could rebrief people on what fen fen was it was uh i don't want i think
Starting point is 01:14:59 i have it was some sort of a screwball drug that you had to get it illegally, and it was available online. I think I have a Fen-Phen clip. Let me see. Only about the lawsuit, probably. Short break coming up, and then the first Illinois lawsuit over Fen-Phen. Meanwhile, with all of the concern over Fen-Phen's safety, doctors are now turning to another popular drug as a diet alternative maybe this one is jenny jones so this one so you could have heart damage and not have a clue that you have it that's correct so fen-fen was a miracle weight loss drug it was a compound
Starting point is 01:15:37 of two different uh two different uh two different fens yeah a fen with an f and a fen with a ph and everybody was taking it everybody was loving it and then all of a sudden people started dying was it were they dying it wasn't good it had some effect on your heart that was yeah on your heart right i i wouldn't know exactly well it was too long ago i mean this was like was like before a show began. It was the 80s and the 80s. 80s and 90s, I think. Yeah. And it was a huge bonanza for the injury launch. I mean, they bankrupted the companies. And how little we learned from history.
Starting point is 01:16:18 How little we learned. But, you know, and this thing was, this the fda just approving stuff and like oh yeah we'll approve this oh we can approve for kids and yeah we can approve it for weight loss and the fda just yesterday as our buddy scott there from pfizer on cnbc mentioned it was approved to be put on the list for reduction in heart disease because, you know, when you're obese and overweight, that taxes your heart. And so the FDA has approved it to be prescribed for that. So that's the next step. Oh, well, now it's a heart medication. Well, now insurance has to cover it and we should probably put it into our government packages. This is very, very,
Starting point is 01:17:05 very bad. This is up, very, very bad. This is up there with climate change. I mean, not that we're going to die from climate change, but we're going to be controlled by climate change. And we don't even, this thing killed the mice. It's just mice. It's not humans. Stay away from this. People, stay away from it. You got got something i can go to another topic here
Starting point is 01:17:28 but um do i have any more and i don't have anything on the on the covid or drugs i don't think so no i do have something since you brought sake in there's a new uh show they're trying to roll out in the mornings and so sake theyaki, they introduced the show on TikTok, I think she was, with this idiot, Sophia Bush. Oh, she's the Bush daughter? No, no. Sophia Bush is an actress who is a activist actress who used to be on Chicago PD,
Starting point is 01:18:00 and she quit in a huff because of harassment or whatever it was. And she quit in a huff because of harassment or whatever it was. She's a nasty actress who, curiously, one of our producers used to date. Hollywood pretty girl. Oh, really? Huh. I wonder which producer that was.
Starting point is 01:18:17 I don't know. So here she is. But she is a classic. This is a Trump hating. She's not hating on Trump so much, but she's talking about the end of democracy. And the whole thing with Saki, who's got her there in the room, and she's just going on and on about every little. I mean, it's all knee jerk stuff. All the stuff you talked about earlier, all the it's all sincere. I don't know how it's very much along the same lines as the mentality of uh of the actor uh
Starting point is 01:18:46 you play earlier deniro deniro and this and the cult of uh trump haters and this is i just thought it was an interesting clip backstage at msnbc live the very first msnbc live so here we are the guinea pigs i love it all of your free time of which you have none you're very engaged and active in politics and kind of talking about democracy and what's right out there what is at stake you're an excellent communicator oh what do people know is at stake in this election goodness uh everything turns out that democracy itself is at stake you know know, you're seeing these decades of authoritarian power plays coming to fruition now in a very, very scary way. And when you look at experts and historians talking about really how close we are to losing the ideals that America's founded on, I don't think that can be
Starting point is 01:19:41 exaggerated. I know it can feel intimidating, but it's really up to us to show the world what we're made of. And I think a really excellent example of that is, again, happening to us, because what's not happening to women? Not only do they want to deny you the right to not have a family if you don't want one, but they want to deny you the right to have a family if you do want one and you need medical help. So the attacks access reproductive care access ivf um it's it's really brutal to see what they're willing to do to us to i don't know earn twitter points or something it's it's truly bizarre so i'm hoping that we can pull our heads out of the sand you you know, show up, beat it back at the ballot box. Okay, so earn Twitter points is the reason
Starting point is 01:20:28 that this is all going on. Yes, earn Twitter points. By the way, the odds are that the producer who dated her was either Darren O'Neill or Comic Strip Blogger. We're not quite sure. I think it was Comic Strip Blogger. He'd be perfect for him. So, but the point is that she's just a knee jerk style.
Starting point is 01:20:49 But I kept this clip around because I solicited the Jones boys to get me. I want more clips of this threat to democracy concept, which is ludicrous. And the fact that it comes out as a sincere belief that if Donald Trump is voted in, we're done. The country, we're just through. I'd like to know how that even works. Yes. Trump got in once already and he was handcuffed. I mean, and now, you know, it's just unbelievable to me that they're sincerely believing all this stuff and with with like a real sincerity
Starting point is 01:21:32 it's it's unctuous oh well you know and they're doing it for twitter points well because people um she's an idiot yeah well i mean the sincerity is there you you can't blame people for being psychologically controlled i mean that's that's just what happens you know and and by the way there's a lot of people who would agree with a lot of what we're saying they get into the spin cycle and they go from left hand you know hating left hand to right hand and you know sometimes a rabbit hole is just a hole where there's a rabbit at the bottom and we had a we have had a lot of producers quit our show and not donate they're gone they're man overboard i a lot of them we can think of i mean literally literally john you and i are not talking enough about israel's genocide of palestinians because because we want to be in the Zionist's favor
Starting point is 01:22:27 when they control the world. Yeah, well, we don't see any Zionists giving us money either. That's always my response. Where's my Zion chick? But it began with the Ukraine war. This is all, you know, we're kind of happy when Biden got elected
Starting point is 01:22:41 because we knew it'd be a lot of fun and games and we could, you know, the guy was, you know, he's not the brightest guy there is and he says stupid shit and he's been saying stupid shit for 10 years but it's turned out to be a disaster for the show we don't because it began with ukraine we were supposed to start flying the little flag yellow and blue flag yeah the yellow and blue flag and we're supposed to go on and on about they need more money. They need more tax American taxpayer money. Well, let's just so all you guys stink.
Starting point is 01:23:12 Let's all of a sudden. So let's stick with our thesis. Thanks for helping us with COVID. But you're out of here now. We're gone. Oh, yeah. No, I can't take it anymore. You were right.
Starting point is 01:23:20 Ukrainians are dying. You were right with COVID. You're wrong now. So let's just stick with our thesis which this is all to fund the military industrial base as they call it not complex but base and this is the reason we are printing money it's the reason now for inflation but we need it to keep everything running because there's millions of people who work for these corporations and it also jacks up our gd GDP and it makes it look good
Starting point is 01:23:45 on the numbers even though things are not good at all. But this pivot is in play. Victoria Nuland, she resigned because as we deconstructed on the last show, the pivot is now to big ships, submarines and airfields in the Indo-Pacific. It is all about china but first let's just wrap up things with ukraine here because we're blaming it on germany germany can go deal with with ukraine and russia and you know they oh they didn't want to send over the taurus missiles well it's all their fault we leaked the call we the cia our people leaked the call so we can blame it all on Germany and then bring the stupid Swedes in. And Victoria Newton was in the audience at this little moment. Sweden has formally joined NATO as the 32nd member of the Transatlantic Military Alliance,
Starting point is 01:24:36 ending decades of post-war neutrality. At a ceremony in Washington, Swedish Prime Minister Ulf Kristofferson called it a victory for freedom. This is the most New World Order thing I've ever heard. It's a victory for freedom. Yay, more war. Stockholm joined the alliance amid concerns about Russian
Starting point is 01:24:56 aggression following the full-scale invasion of Ukraine. And listen, listen up for those of you in Europe, if you didn't get confused by daylight saving time, which of course never changes on the same week even across the world. It just changes. Three more weeks until Europe goes, listen, this is coming for your children now. Full-scale invasion of Ukraine two years ago.
Starting point is 01:25:17 Sweden's accession to NATO comes as Germany's defense minister travels through Scandinavia. Boris Pistorius is looking for a potential blueprint for reintroducing conscription in Germany, but the task will require significant political backing. That's the draft. Your children are going to fight Russia in Ukraine. That's what they want. These people are insane. That's what it looks like.
Starting point is 01:25:38 In fact, did you see during the Biden thing, they had that Swedish doofus, he was there. And he announced them and he goes on and on about how tough the Swedes are and they know how to fight. And the guy standing up there, he's got this dumb smile on his face. And I'm thinking, what is he trying to tell us? Are they going to send the Swedes to Ukraine? Well, Biden did prove one thing. He didn't send any Americans there yet. By the way, good catch from Matthew Dunage in the troll room. The FSI was in that clip, full-scale invasion. They used that again, full-scale invasion, which is not true.
Starting point is 01:26:18 Anyway, now we've got to turn everything around. We've really got to start looking at a peace talk here. Germany can remain the bad guy. We'll bring in Sweden and whatever. We're out. We're moving to China. But first, let's bring in our main communicator, the Pope. Pope Francis has suggested that Ukraine should have what he called the courage of the white flag and negotiate an end to the war against invading Russian forces. He made these comments in an interview which was recorded last month with the Swiss broadcaster RSI. Here's Danny Eberhard. With this interview, Pope Francis has entered contentious ground. He's asked in a video clip
Starting point is 01:26:56 about Ukraine whether surrendering was a courageous thing or a legitimisation of the law of the strongest. The pontiff, in his response, said that when, in his words, you see you are defeated, you have to have the courage to negotiate. Timely negotiations could avoid, he suggested, a situation where you end up in a worse place despite more deaths. War, he argued, requires two parties, and is always a defeat, a human one, not a geographical one. Ukraine has not responded so far, but Kiev will not welcome the Pope's intercession. President Zelensky rejects talk he considers defeatist,
Starting point is 01:27:33 insisting his nation will beat the Russian aggressors. The courage to quit. So they've brought in the Pope. Hey, Pope, can you send out a message? These guys need to quit quit we need to wave the flag this is not good because we're moving to china china is preparing for a sea war against india and america let me repeat that china is preparing for a sea war against india and the u.s chinese president xi jinping has already sounded the war bugle he has met a delegation of the
Starting point is 01:28:02 people's liberation, also China's armed police force. He told the teams to start preparations. What kind exactly? The security teams have been told to build cyberspace defense systems. Additionally, improve the ability to maintain national security. The Chinese state broadcaster quoted Xi asking the Chinese armed forces to coordinate the preparations for maritime military conflicts, the protection of maritime rights and interests, and the developments of the maritime economy. Just look at the timing of this comment. There has been a flare-up in the South China Sea, one that the Philippines is calling the most serious yet.
Starting point is 01:28:40 The Chinese Coast Guard has been ramming its ships into Philippine vessels. There were two such incidents this week. First, a Chinese Coast Guard ship crashed into a Philippine Coast Guard ship. Just an hour later, the Coast Guard ship attacked a Filipino supply vessel. The boat was blocked, harassed, and water-cannoned. Water-cannoned. This is a new version of waterboarding the Chinese are doing. It's called water-cannoning. And remember,
Starting point is 01:29:05 we have our bases there in the Philippines. We just sold them a whole bunch of jets. Remember, we gotta build big ships, huge ships. They know Trump is coming. Huge ships, better subs, air bases, just like
Starting point is 01:29:22 the South Pacific. It's gonna be huge. We're not to let them water cannon our people four filipino crew members were injured this week when a chinese water cannon shattered the vessel's window actions manila described as illegal and irresponsible it's the latest escalation in maritime tensions between china and the philippines which have competing sovereignty claims in the South China Sea. The encounter occurred near the second Thomas Shoal, one of at least two atolls claimed by both countries. They fall within the Philippines' exclusive economic zone, in yellow here, but also within China's so-called Nine Dash Line, the area Beijing claims is its own.
Starting point is 01:30:00 That's despite an international court ruling in 2016 that its claims had no legal basis. China's Coast Guard fleet is now the largest in the world, and analysts say altercations like this show it's taking on a more aggressive role in pursuing Beijing's maritime interests. It recently ramped up patrols around the Taiwanese islands of Jinmen, territory within eyeshot of the Chinese mainland, which Beijing views as its own. So this, of course, will mean nothing to us, but we have to be psychologically prepared to spend money to save Taiwan and save democracy. Bring on the Pope of the New World Order, Fareed Zakaria. Tonight, why is China targeting Taiwan? And if the conflict boils over, what's at stake for America?
Starting point is 01:30:47 Fareed Zakaria presents an in-depth look. Taiwan, unfinished business. Tonight at 8 on CNN. That is literally tonight at 8 on CNN. But wait, we have spies. They're everywhere. A Fort Campbell soldier tasked with keeping our country's secrets safe is now accused of sharing them with China. He allegedly did that all for 42,000 bucks. And today he was in federal court in downtown Nashville where News Channel 5's Alexander Cohen has the latest.
Starting point is 01:31:13 According to court documents, Fort Campbell intelligence analyst Corbin Schultz allegedly shared Army secrets. A conspirator claiming to be in China requested information on ballistic missiles and fighter aircraft. This one is especially disturbing as it is. This is direct treason. He's getting paid money for information that he then passes on to a known rival of the United States. Lipscomb professor Mark Schwartz says it's concerning. He's just a traitor. In June of 2022, the indictment state Schultz provided information on how the U.S. would defend Taiwan from an attack. Investigators say he did
Starting point is 01:31:52 it all for $42,000. According to a retrieved encrypted message, he responded, I need to get my other BMW back. It is scary that it does seem like such a mundane sort of consideration. In an encrypted messaging system, he allegedly told the person in China he wanted to be, quote, Jason Bourne. So all of that is background noise that no one will really care about, because if you want to reach the American public, if you want them to get angry at China, there's only one thing you have to do. Take away their TikTok. This morning, House lawmakers have agreed unanimously to move a bill to a full floor vote, which would force the sale of Chinese owned TikTok or face a nationwide ban. Imagine what they could do with the app in terms of election year misinformation, in terms of misinformation about a war. That proves the point that we can't put this app in the hands of our foremost
Starting point is 01:32:49 adversary, the Chinese Communist Party. Lawmakers on both sides of the aisle have long had national security concerns about the social media app and how China uses its user information. But TikTok's parent company, ByteDance, has denied sharing American data. Congressman, I have seen no evidence that the Chinese government has access to that data. They have never asked us. We have not provided. The Chinese government has said they firmly oppose a sale. TikTok responded to the bipartisan bill in Washington, writing the government is attempting to strip 170 million Americans
Starting point is 01:33:21 of their constitutional right to free expression. And the company called on its users to contact Congress, posting, TikTok is at risk of being shut down in the U.S. Call your representative now. Users then flooded lawmakers' offices with phone calls. Now, the bill's author rejects calling it a potential TikTok ban, saying his legislation is aimed at forcing the company to sever its ties with the Chinese government. In our construct, they can continue to enjoy the app and post dance videos on the app or run their small business on the app as long as ByteDance separates its ties with TikTok.
Starting point is 01:33:57 The bill is expected to head to the House for a full vote next week. Since 2020, Congress has attempted multiple times to ban TikTok, but they were all blocked or stalled in U.S. courts. What a bogus bunch of crap. This is so bogative, but that's what you do. And you watch. We need we need to save Taiwan, China. Well, everyone's going to hate China because it's China's fault. I can't have my freedom of speech to dance. I just want to dance on the TikTok. Yeah, the dancing dipshits of TikTok.
Starting point is 01:34:40 It's just a flip onto one of these things. There's some girl doing the same old thing and she's jumping around like an idiot well i think by the way for kids out there who use tiktok and like to dance and record these things these are going to come back to bite you in the ass by smart money is going to record these things and then when you're up for a big promotion when you're 40 years old they're going to play this stuff and you're going to be very embarrassed probably yeah so just uh going back to the uh to israel for a moment i looked it up why did you go back to israel or in china i'm done with china i got nothing left i mean all i'm waiting for now is is the ramp up you know the
Starting point is 01:35:20 we'll have plenty more on thursday they think oh now, now we don't have our ships in disrepair. We need to get the USS Trump ready. If we expect to outbuild the Chinese ship-wise or anything else for that matter, we can do the big boys, the big carriers and things. The Chinese don't seem to have that capability to buy one from France. But it doesn't take that long to get to that capability. The Chinese are just going to outbuild us. It's going to be an arms race of ships.
Starting point is 01:35:49 But I think that's the point. For my money, we're in cahoots. Hey, China, your economy's crap. We all need to print money. I'm not going to argue against that either. I've always suspected. I think we're in cahoots with Russia, too. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:04 In regards to Africa. We all need to print too. Yeah. With Africa. Regardless of Africa. We all need to print money. You need to print money for your ships. We need to print money. We'll say we don't have any ships. We need subs. It's all, and meanwhile, American people starve. We go into poverty.
Starting point is 01:36:20 But don't worry. Just keep eating the plastic and we'll give you a shot. So you won't get fat. Can I read a little bit of a note that producer Josh sent us? He's a soul knight and he's our Icelandic knight. He went to Moscow on vacation. You've seen this letter. Yes, sir. I have parts of it in the show
Starting point is 01:36:40 notes. It's a great note. The whole thing should be on it. I think I'm going to take it and have him stretch it out a little bit and I'll put it in the sub i think i think you should be a guest blogger on your sub stack that's what i'm thinking yeah you're right with me for anyone how is even possible to get to russia from europe it's not as easy as he went to russia he went to moscow and he found ways to get there he says they blocked everything the west has been cut off from Russia. And he goes there. He sees no difference. I guess he goes there every so often.
Starting point is 01:37:10 He's an Icelander who would do that. And I think he's Russian. He's Russian. And he says he goes to the stores. He says you can buy Coke, Sprite, Fanta, Oreos, Kinder Chocolates, Ritter Sports, Mars, Snickers, even though they're probably smaller, M&M's, Swiss chocolates, French cheese, Italian pasta. It's just all there. Everything we were being told about Russia, including, I mean, less so with Tucker, who just didn't know what he was getting into.
Starting point is 01:37:38 Oh, look how good the shopping cart is. He's too credulous to be any good he's ever been there. good the shopping cart is he's too credulous to be you know any good he's ever been there and uh he goes on and on about it and he says uh it's bullcrap the whole sanctions thing isn't doing anything it's just pushing russia into trade differently but i got a kick out of this regarding hollywood movies the latest dune movie came out and i was over there and i asked my friend how do you know it's out and how can you buy a ticket since it's forbidden to advertise Western films? I didn't know that. full-length Hollywood movie plays. You can hang around after the ads to watch the Russian film, if you wish,
Starting point is 01:38:28 but most people leave after the quote-unquote ads. This is great. And by the way, premium gasoline in Russia right now is $2.30 a gallon. That's like Texas prices. That's pretty good. No, that's cheaper than Texas for premium. No, it's cheaper than Texas. Oh, yeah, that's much cheaper.
Starting point is 01:38:44 That's dollar prices. It's a dollar cheaper. Anyway, he goes on and on, and it is in the show notes, and I'd recommend you read it. It's quite entertaining that we're just being sold a bill of goods in this country insofar as information. This is what I wanted to bring up is, you know, people get so upset about, you know, 30,000 people killed Palestinians, according to the Palestinian Authority. But, you know, there are 45 armed conflicts happening right now in the Middle East and North America. 45. There are 35 in Africa alone. no one's even looking at haiti i mean we had a clip on the last show and why do you care so much about this one well it's obvious because it's political you're being
Starting point is 01:39:39 used and abused there will always be wars and rumors of wars, earthquakes, all kinds of disasters. That's life in these end times. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Yeah, there we go. Okay. Hey, a little Matthew 24 doesn't hurt anybody. Anyway, let's go to London and see what's happening with the Palestine protests, the most most recent one this weekend which is again purely for politics vote for me london is back on the streets for palestine but as the public continue to call for peace members of parliament are still not listening the scottish national party pushing for a ceasefire vote in the Commons, have now joined activists on the streets. And it's women leading this demonstration today, highlighting that it's Palestinian women that are the first victims of the onslaught in Gaza.
Starting point is 01:40:35 We know that women are being killed in extraordinary numbers, some because they're protecting their children. We also know that children, newborn children are dying of malnutrition. Despite the statistics, protesters in the capital calling for an end to the onslaught are branded extremists on, quote, hate marches by individuals in government. Are you an extremist? We want peace, we want justice, we want democracy. In what sense is any of this extreme? The sustained level of protesting marks one of the biggest political movements the UK has ever seen, with many new and famous faces joining on the front line
Starting point is 01:41:18 and even taking to the stage. The UK is gearing up for a general election and the movement's strategy is to get Palestine on the ballot. The idea is no ceasefire, no vote, which is resonating among the public. No ceasefire, no vote. We're not going to vote for you if you don't get a ceasefire in place. Let's do the same here in America. Let's engage the church. Let's do the same here in America. Let's engage the church. For a community church in Atlanta. By the way, this is Yamiche, who we haven't heard from in a while.
Starting point is 01:41:56 Yamiche Alcindor on NBC. A war raging thousands of miles away in the Middle East is top of mind. All Palestinians are not terrorists. Reverend Timothy McDonald III says it's because he empathizes with the thousands of civilians killed in Gaza. Black people understand pain. We have a history of pain. McDonald is part of a group of more than 1,000 Black faith leaders demanding President Biden call for a permanent ceasefire
Starting point is 01:42:23 between Israel and Hamas. Why are you publicly calling for President Biden to demand a ceasefire? Because the time is now. Peace is the way. The response of the IDF has gone way too far. The killing of innocent women and children, even babies. The longer this war has gone on, the more support President Biden is losing among the African-American population. Young black voters in particular, like Reverend Sean Smith, say they have grown frustrated with Biden over the war. Do you think the Biden administration and President
Starting point is 01:42:58 Biden understands the depth that this could impact him? I hope he does, simply because of the fact that we want to make sure that we can get as much voter turnout as possible in November. And a lot of people who I know of personally is just saying that they're just going to stay home. And do what? Not vote. Something he says Biden can't afford. Young black people gave Joe Biden the state of Georgia. We can't turn out the young black vote and he doesn't stand a chance it's all political they don't care no these people don't the news doesn't care the politicians don't care they don't care who dies who lives this is minor to them minor they just want votes power on power power that's all they want power power power hey there's an a new ai we should be aware
Starting point is 01:43:48 of oh yeah yes now we're talking it's a new search engine now we yeah i think brother i think you even said in uh in one of the newsletters perhaps that search is up for grabs. Oh, it is, yeah. In fact, I got a note from one of our Googlers who says that they're not even, they don't even care about search anymore because they're doing so much business on data, selling data sets in one way or another. I never could got it clarified what data sets that Google's selling that's making them mints.
Starting point is 01:44:23 They're minting money. That they say, if the search is no good, who cares? Well, no, the thing is, search is a fallacy. The so-called AI, this is the problem. By calling it artificial intelligence, the public has been forced into believing that this is intelligence. And, oh, well, it's dangerous. Let's not forget, or let's remember,
Starting point is 01:44:48 we have an executive order of 70 pages. But how dangerous, dangerous AI is. Well, it's going to take over everything. No. So when Google comes out with Gemini, the rebrand of BARF, and when Microsoft comes out with Copilot, notice Apple's very smart and very quiet. Notice that now they're taking a beating on the stock market at the moment because, whoa, where's your AI?
Starting point is 01:45:15 Where's your AI strategy? What's your AI strategy, Tim Cook? They did the same thing to Disney. Yep. Yep. What's your strategy? And these guys are smart. Like, nope, I'm not going to turn
Starting point is 01:45:26 siri into something that is retarded because that's what this stuff is when you when you um conflate a large language model which has zero intelligence comic strip blogger do not tweet me do not email me he's all in he believes it's all going to happen. What a large language model does is like, okay, here's three words. Logically, the next word will be the next one in sequence. So it's great for writing a resume. Yeah, I'm sure it does coding pretty well. Some stuff that has been done before. It's not going to be very creative coding. It's great for searching scripture. I'll be the first to say that. You can get your PowerPoint.
Starting point is 01:46:08 But if you want to search and want an intelligent answer, it's not going to happen because this has been trained on bull crap known as the Internet. And so the most recent entrance is perplexity ai have you seen this yet everyone's talking about it now you're ahead of me perplexity.ai take a look at it right now perplexity which i think is interesting as a brand because yes perplex because it takes... Yeah, it's perplexing. It takes a second to remember how to spell it. I have a dumb idea for a name. Perplexity.ai. I'm going to spell it wrong. Perplexity.ai. I'm going to put it in as...
Starting point is 01:46:54 There it is. I'm going to let the search engine, the smart search engine find it. There it is. Okay, where knowledge begins. Yes. Knowledge starts here. It's where it begins. I didn't know this is where it began. thought it began someplace else so ask anything okay hold on who is who is adam curry
Starting point is 01:47:14 because you do this to me i do it to you yeah well this is what's interesting because if you do who is adam curry i'm going to tell you what you're going to see okay tell me before i see it i'm a legendary broadcaster i was one of the original mtv vjs that's not true i was credited with coining the term podcasting that's not true that's a mistake we know we all know as you even though you're the pod father that you did not coin the term and you go into great lengths to explain how the term got coined. But let me hit the button. Adam Curry is an American podcaster, announcer, internet entrepreneur, and media personality. Now, isn't that what you said? He is known for his work as a VGN MTV.
Starting point is 01:48:07 He didn't say you were the first. And for being one of the first celebrities to create and administer websites. Now, that's directly from the Wikipedia. If you ask, tell me more about Adam Curry, you get these facts. And I have it right here. I saved the output. So in other words, you're doing vanity questions to the AI? Well, at least I have these answers. So it says... Oh, wait, hey, hold on a second.
Starting point is 01:48:31 Currently, Curry co-hosts a Noah Jenner show with John C. Dvorak. Yes. Where they advocate a value-for-value model of podcast fund supported by the listeners, well, producers in our case in my rather than sponsors in my output here i have adam curry is a is was a contestant on dancing with the stars in 2005 is that right no of course not well it said it you were adam curry is known for his distinctive long hair uh adam days are over. Adam has a background in music.
Starting point is 01:49:08 Before his broadcasting career took off, Adam was a musician and played drums in various bands, showcasing his creative talent beyond the world of media. But wait, there's more. Adam Curry is an avid cyclist. He is passionate about cycling and has participated in numerous long-distance cycling events, demonstrating his dedication to physical fitness and endurance. I'm also a collector of rare audio and video recordings. That would be me.
Starting point is 01:49:36 Yeah. So, my point is... Well, this particular one that I'm reading is less that's just uh that's just getting it from ball like that's just getting it from wikipedia i don't know why that popped up in your search this is what i got it says adam curry continues to be an influential figure in the podcasting world with projects like podcasting 2.0 which aims to empower creators through the blockchain technology really stop when did that happen blockchain stop you're killing me with that and create a cancel proof platform for content creators how does the blockchain work with
Starting point is 01:50:14 podcasting 2.0 do you have a minute there's no blockchain well there is a bitcoin but it's the lightning network does not do with blockchain this has nothing to do with anything blockchain my current wife he says by the here, let me read this. Apart from his media endeavors, Adam Curry is also known for his personal life. He has been married multiple times. And he
Starting point is 01:50:41 mentioned Don Gregg. Well, that's... Your search resulted in something different than mine yes because i because my cookies are are kept uh to a minimum oh well anyway this is the new uh this is the new kid on the block perplexity ai i i have to say a search i kind of although it comes up with crap answers on me, I kind of like how it shows you a video. It has some stuff on the pad. The layout of the page is pretty good.
Starting point is 01:51:12 It's decent. It's decent. Did you ever sign up for it? I haven't signed up. This is just rando. No, no, no. Rando. No, I'm not going to sign up for that.
Starting point is 01:51:22 No way. Uh-uh. Okay. Let me see. Where are we? The S will have a dipshit picture of you where you were like, I don't know, 18 or something. Of course it has a dipshit picture of me. Those pictures are not good. I get so mad about those.
Starting point is 01:51:41 Let us just do a little intermezzo. We haven't really complained about it like we usually do daylight saving time went into effect yes i said saving without the s without the s because on the last show i said savings and i got three people emailing me it's daylight saving not savings got it can we just say daylight savings at this point does anyone care there's a big whether there's an s or not so what is the origin of daylight saving time in the united states do we know this besides the elites trying to screw us up and put us off balance twice a year which results in more traffic accidents more heart attacks children being grumpy, old men being grumpy like Adam and John.
Starting point is 01:52:34 Well, Senator Lankford, who, you know, was all in agreement with Joe Biden on the on the border bill, appeared on Jake Tapper's State of the Union this morning and he has a bill. Then he's very he wants to change this. He's very against daylight saving time. You want to end daylight savings time, right? Why do you want to do it? What are the chances that it can pass Congress? He said savings. I hope we can keep the conversation going on this. Even the guy who wrote the bill says savings. Actually passed Congress. As you know, two years ago in the Senate, this passed in the Senate, then the House never took it up. Let's start the dialogue. I know there's arguments between North and South, whether we should have standard time, daylight savings time, where it should be. My issue is lock the clock. Let's not have the back and forth on this. This
Starting point is 01:53:11 has come up so many times with folks that are moms, that their little kids don't make that shift. Whether you're in agriculture, it's hard to be able to make that shift. And quite frankly, the funniest this sounds is, several years ago ago i was walking in a veterans day parade and a veteran i saw on that was watching the parade an older gentleman gets up from his lawn chair he actually walked into the parade route shook my hand and said before i die would you end daylight savings time and i laughed in the middle of this parade route instead of all the things i thought you would say to me today, that is not what I thought you would say. He said, I hate it. I'm in my 80s.
Starting point is 01:53:49 I want you to get rid of daylight savings time before I die. And I said, sure, I actually have a bill with Marco Rubio to do exactly that. We want to be able to lock this clock. A lot of people are annoyed by it. It's a relic of World War I, actually, when we were trying to save lamp oil. Let's actually flick our lights on and we can do this. In Arizona, they've done this for years and somehow their kids are still getting
Starting point is 01:54:12 to school on time. Commerce is still happening. And today in Arizona they're not waking up with a clock that's messed up. So he says it's to save oil during World War I. You know, there's so many stories of how this began it was supposed to be for the farmers it was supposed to be this was supposed to be that
Starting point is 01:54:30 i don't believe that i mean i think it's lost to history how it happened yeah i don't think anyone knows anymore ben franklin he was his idea i've heard that one so um so we're in an interesting state in the world uh with 40 percent of the world texas no the world 40 of the world will be voting this year the european union yeah this is gonna be great and uh and so and what's happening is people are sick and tired of it they're sick of commies they're sick of socialists they're sick of commies. They're sick of socialists. They're sick of migration. They're sick of being broke. They're sick everywhere.
Starting point is 01:55:10 Just sick. And in Ireland, the typical socialist move or trans-Maoist move, they tried to change the language of the constitution because, you know, we can't be like talking about women like women. No, we can't have that. We can't have family. Family can't be like family. You can't have we can't be like talking about women like women no we can't have again family we can't family can't be like family you can't have that and the irish went screw you in ireland this weekend no big crowds or scenes of celebration as would be the case during momentous changes to the country's constitution this time a dual referendum proposing changes
Starting point is 01:55:42 to the family and women's roles in the constitution was rejected. Results showing the highest ever no vote percentage in any Irish referendum. The constitution's definitions of the family and women's roles in society were considered outdated. Residents voted on a family referendum proposing to include unmarried couples living together with children to its definition of family, to which 67.69% voted no. The care referendum, replacing language defining a mother's duties at home with the clause recognizing care provided by all family members,
Starting point is 01:56:17 was also rejected by 73.9% of voters. Now, I wonder if they're going to do the same trick they pulled when they did the Lisbon Treaty to usher in the european union absolutely hey ireland you voted wrong we should we need to do it again and again and again until you vote right it just wants to bring in this clip about another person bitching and moaning about uh immigration and this is i wonder if you know this woman you just get the sense that you should. It's Ava Vlardengebruck. We've talked about her. She seems to be a spook to me because she's too young to be doing everything she does.
Starting point is 01:56:56 But I have no idea who she'd be working for. Listen, she is married to, I think, either the Rumble guy or she's married to some executive who's in alternative media. She's in with the Jordan Peterson crowd. She's married to an American. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The Rumble guy. Okay, could be.
Starting point is 01:57:18 And she's in with the Peterson gang. She's appeared on Tucker multiple times. She's in with the Peterson gang. She's appeared on Tucker multiple times. I keep wanting to not like her, but I can't help myself because then she says something really good. And she's done a lot with these protests, with the farmers. By the way, she's born on the same day as I am, many years later, of course, September 3rd. My name's Adam.
Starting point is 01:57:40 Her name's Ava. It's all annoying to me. Well, that would be for sure what you just said. But she's good every single time. She's very presentable to say the least. Attractive blonde who speaks perfect English. She's kind of like you. You speak perfect
Starting point is 01:57:57 Dutch and perfect English. She's Dutch. She became a Catholic this past year? Yeah, for her marriage. But she's very good at these kind of rants, and here's one of them. So it happened again. The news hit today that a 14-year-old girl has been found dead, drugged, and abused in an apartment of an Afghan migrant in Vienna. This follows the news of two children who were nine and 10 years old that were stabbed by a
Starting point is 01:58:26 migrant in Duisburg-Marlow in Germany. And this follows the news of two, no, three women who were stabbed by a migrant also in Vienna and a 12 year old girl that was gang raped by 17, yeah, 17 migrant minors also in Vienna. And that's in the last 10 days that's 10 days in europe and this happens all the time and i can't i can't even begin to tell you how many cases like this i've reported on in the last i don't know year few years it's endless it's endless and it literally never ends because nothing ever changes our Our policies never change. And then there's some uproar for a few days. You know, everyone's like, man, what happened here? And, you know, the newspapers, if they even write about it, there will be one headline, one article. And then everybody forgets again. And the list of girls and women and boys and men, too, who have been sacrificed on the altar of mass migration.
Starting point is 01:59:27 It's too long to even fathom. And we just forget. We don't know. But everybody who argues for mass deportations or who says, hey, we need to close our borders is a racist. But if you're white in this continent and you get killed, nothing happens. Nothing happens. The whole world was up in arms about a drug dealer who was murdered in the United States, George Floyd. If you're a white 14-year-old girl found dead and raped in an apartment of a migrant in Vienna, nobody even knows your name.
Starting point is 01:59:58 Nobody knows your name. And I swear, I'm thinking about this now. I filmed documentaries before. I will do it again. Someone needs to make a film about this. Somebody needs to put a face to all of these victims, to all of these girls, to all of these women, to all of these boys and men who've been murdered by people who should have never been here. If it's the last thing I'll do, I'm making this promise to you right now. I'm emotional about it. I'm going to make this film. I'm going to make this film because something needs to happen here and we can't just forget their names. We don't even know their names in most cases. I'll make the film. And as far as I know, because, of course, all the other all the other political parties don't want to go into a don't want to form a majority because he's racist. He's racist. He's racist. Exactly what she said.
Starting point is 02:00:51 Same thing happening now in Portugal at a snap election. And there's a Geert Wilders type guy there because the Portuguese are sick and tired of the immigrants and of being broke. Portugal is preparing for elections and a far-right party is expected to make gains. Chega, meaning enough, is campaigning against immigration and corruption. The party is riding high in the polls,
Starting point is 02:01:15 although mainstream politicians have ruled out working with it in any future coalition. Mainstream. Mainstream politicians. Thank you. In 2019, Portugal's far-right populist party, Chega, won just over 1% of the vote. Now, party leader André Ventura's public appearances resemble those of a rock star, and the party's pulling it over 20%. The recipe for success? A young team that reaches millions on social media.
Starting point is 02:01:42 The message is simple. Portugal is in danger from corrupt politicians and illegal migrants. I understand that some people don't like our voice in the political discussion, but we're actually concerned with the well-being of all people. It's obvious that the current strategy of welcoming everyone into this country without any control is leading to a constant decline in our living standards. Yes, it's obvious. But, you know, the people who are saying this are far right. They're populist. And now we come back to America and our prediction has come true.
Starting point is 02:02:19 Listen to this report from Denver and listen to the term that's being used. Well, this is another big story that we have been following developing right now. The city of Denver announced that four shelters are being shut down for immigrants and now city officials are apparently asking rental property owners to rent directly to immigrants. Yeah, certainly a controversial suggestion. Fox 31's Lisa D'Souza joins us now. They're asking owners to cap rent prices as well at about $2,000 a month. She joins us live with more on this request from the city. Lisa, good morning. Good morning. Yes, that is the latest from city officials that we have heard at this point. So we know just two months ago, it's estimated there were about 4,500 people staying in those migrant shelters. Now that number is believed to be less than 2,000. So a pretty big difference here in just a few months. Let's get into some of the latest details here. We spoke with Denver's Department of Housing about a recent email that actually went out to
Starting point is 02:03:14 some rental property owners in Denver, specifically asking them to consider renting to immigrants. Several nonprofits helping with housing efforts as well. They say the city in all, they estimate about 1,300 people have gotten permits just in the past two weeks, further boosting their efforts. We put out a feeler to all the landlords we have connections with and basically said, listen, we're going to have some newcomers who are going to need housing. Newcomers. There it is. There it is. We're going to have some newcomers. Their efforts. We put out a feeler to all the landlords we have connections with and basically said, listen, we're going to have some newcomers who are going to need housing.
Starting point is 02:03:58 And we know at this point that the number of people staying in those migrant shelters is believed to be at a six month low. Of course, we're going to continue following this because a lot more questions here as this story continues to develop. Newcomers. There it is.ers and we knew it we knew it it was it was going to either be visitors but newcomers i i think that's fine we should just use that you're not an illegal immigrant you're a newcomer that's what biden should have said last night well he was borderline about to say it. Newcomer? Of course, he never discussed the fact that they've been flying, I think it was 350,000 people directly from overseas on airlines into the country.
Starting point is 02:04:36 Yeah. Yeah. As we also said, the border is a show. That's just a little show. Greg Abbott down there. Oh, we got a Ford operating base. That's a a little show. Greg Abbott down there. Oh, we got a Ford operating base. That's a show, man. They're flying over your head.
Starting point is 02:04:50 Please. Okay. So while Putin and... Oh, hello, Febers. She got washed. Oh, hi, baby. Febers? Yeah. You're calling the dog Phoebe Febers now yeah febers yeah or sometimes bubba hi
Starting point is 02:05:07 bubba here we go bubba yeah she she was in the gulag how was she was she good yeah okay she stayed because we went to bubba bubba southern for brother it's not a the dog is a female it should be sissy no she's not a sissy she's a bubba she's a bubba she's a female. She should be sissy. No, she's not a sissy. She's a bubba. She's a bubba. She's a good girl. That's what she is. She's a good girl. We went to Austin. That's why. We stayed with friends. So she had to stay in the gulag for two days. Oh my, you smell good.
Starting point is 02:05:35 Is it kennel? Yeah. No, I'm sorry. It's the pet resort. The pet resort. I didn't learn much in our uh in our travels to uh to austin oh that's right you were hanging out with one of the former international producers right yeah in well uh hollywood a former hollywood executive yeah yeah not a lot nothing no i really didn't other than he's probably out of the loop by now. Not really, but there's just nothing to report.
Starting point is 02:06:09 We had a nice time. It was fun to see them, but unfortunately nothing. Anyway, let's get back. While Putin, amidst all this, Putin did one of his speeches and he said, hey, you know, these people in the West, they're crazy. Here in Russia, there's only one male and female, and that's how you're born, and that's it. And they can believe whatever they want. And if you want to be gay and you're an adult in Russia, you can do whatever you want. But we're not going to pretend that a man is a man and a woman is a woman, which is refreshing to hear from a world leader.
Starting point is 02:06:48 But we do have severe trans-Maoism taking place here in the United States. And there is some pushback. The pushback, is it North Carolina, the governor, Mark Robinson? Is that? That guy's hilarious. Yeah, so one of our producers sent me thank you baby one of our producers sent me uh did we play this in the last show no we didn't play the uh the reparations part this is his whole reparations rap oh right this is the one i mentioned
Starting point is 02:07:15 it wasn't in the clip yes here we go there are some people that were talking about reparations in this country they wanted reparations and I remember I made this particular liberal so angry at me because I told them right to their face, nobody owes you anything for slavery. If you want to tell the truth about it, it is you who owes. It's you who owes. Why do you owe? Because somebody in those fields took stripes for you somebody after those fields were ended and slavery was ended somebody had to walk through Jim Crow
Starting point is 02:07:53 for you somebody fought wars and died for you somebody lived less than because they didn't have what you have and they did it for you. There are people in their graves right now and they are there because they were willing to stand up and fight for you. Those folks on the Edmund Pettus Bridge carrying American flags, take that Colin Kaepernick.
Starting point is 02:08:22 Carrying American flags, take that Colin Kaepernick. Living in a society that he could scarcely acknowledge. Something that he has never known. Living with a bigotry that none of us can imagine. Carried American flags on that bridge. And when they were hit upside the head with nightsticks and shot with water hoses and knocked to the ground, they got up and picked those flags up and kept marching. And they did it for you. Nobody owes you anything. If anybody owes, it's you. Because you've been the benefactor of freedom. You are the one that owes. And what do you owe?
Starting point is 02:09:00 You owe it to them to get up off your tail and get to school. you owe it to them to get up off your tail and get to school. And when you get to school, you owe it to them to get up off your tail at school and get to work and get some learning in your head. And once you get that schooling in your head and get out of that school, you owe it to them to get to work. And then when you get to work and you get married, you owe it to them to take care of your children and not let the government take care of your
Starting point is 02:09:26 children. It's you who owe. Nobody owes you a single solitary thing. The sacrifice and blood that has been laid out in this nation on your behalf. There is a bill at your feet for it. It's time you got up off your tail and went and go paid it.
Starting point is 02:09:56 So, I'm doing a show with Mo on Wednesday. I can't wait to talk to him about it. Yeah, Moe's of course he's watching some of the stuff going on like the latest thing in New York where Letitia James was booed.
Starting point is 02:10:16 Yes, I have this clip and I have a boots on the ground report. Good, because it followed up with a nice letter, a crazy letter that she wrote. She's going to get him. She's going to go hunt down the people who booed her. Oh, well, that's interesting.
Starting point is 02:10:31 All right. I'll play this short clip first so you can hear what happened. Oh, come on. We're in a house of God. First, come on. We're in a house of God. First, simmer down. I want to thank Commissioner Kavanaugh and Chief Hodgins for that recognition. All right. So the event was the Fire Department of New York promotional ceremony. So she's going to go after a fireman
Starting point is 02:11:07 apparently and what was happening uh there was a lot of drama around the lieutenant's exam this was the main reason for the booths the lieutenant's exam is supposed to take place every four years and you want to get promoted. And, oh man, bad Chad. I wonder whatever. I don't know if he still listens, but he came to Austin to do his lieutenant's exam years and years ago. It's a big deal.
Starting point is 02:11:35 You know, you get to move up in ranks and you get better pay and you get some responsibility other than saving people from burning buildings. But because of COVID, the list for the exam, which was in 2015, of course, you know, by 2019, this should have taken place. It got extended and moved out. Now, it's a little convoluted because our boots on the ground fireman wrote a very long note about this, but in essence,
Starting point is 02:12:09 you have a group of people who are eligible to promote to Lieutenant and they had already taken the test and people had gotten their scores, but then they retracted them and they gave the scores back. And it looks like they gave women and black firemen a higher score so he says uh my personal example a woman firefighter and friends with originally scored in the 60s on a written exam and now her grades over 80 while mine was 72 and it stayed exactly the same so this is a dei move that she made and they're pissed they are pissed and rightly so what an idiot and again you see all this stuff happening with it's been a bad week for uh for airlines uh let's see what do we have we had a we a tire fall off another one oh yeah
Starting point is 02:13:07 tires are falling off all of a sudden tire fell off and by the way that tire it fell off landed in a uh it bounced a couple times and then landed in a cars it landed on some cars cars and rentals i have the clip the faAA is looking into why a tire fell off a United Airlines jet. No one was hurt when the tire landed in a parking lot. But this is all United. I mean, so United's 737 engine erupted in flames. United's 737 veered off the runway. Gear collapse.
Starting point is 02:13:45 Then we have the tire. Yeah, that was a very nice picture if you get to see it. And so what does everyone say? DEI. Whether that's true or not, United... Well, the guy who's the CEO... Yeah, he's the guy in the dress. He's the guy who wears the dress.
Starting point is 02:14:03 And he obviously hires, you know, this is kind of a thing when you get older, you notice it, is you always hire your own. Yeah, in a dress. I mean, this is why the SFO used to be, you go in there to TSA, this is before 9-11, and you go to TSA, and there wasn't a TSA agent there who wasn't a Filipino. They were all Filipinos.
Starting point is 02:14:28 Yes, I remember this. San Francisco was a Filipino. He hired all Filipinos. You get somebody in who's gay and you can take it or leave it, but they hire more gays and the place is all of a sudden is all gay. And so you got this.
Starting point is 02:14:43 You mean like Hollywood? Now you got this cross-dresser, not a cross-dresser, he's a drag queen, a drag queen who's the CEO of United, and now all these things start happening, it just makes you wonder what the hell's going on. And it's just the way it is. Higher likes higher. I mean, yeah, they call it DEA, uh, and it's just the way it is. Uh,
Starting point is 02:15:06 I have higher lights higher. I mean, yeah, they call it DEA, but then the next thing you know, you're really hiring your own. So, um,
Starting point is 02:15:13 from the, uh, from the halls of Fredericksburg, a couple of things are coming back. Um, and again, I have to tell these people you're in spin cycle. You're on 11,
Starting point is 02:15:23 slow yourself down. JFK jr. is still alive. This is a big one now. How many times are you going to tell us this on this show? They can't keep believing it. It's unbelievable. Tell them to bring him out. Well, that would be up to him because he went into hiding because they wanted to kill him,
Starting point is 02:15:43 so he wants to be very private. And the other one is the minute that Facebook outage, Facebook and Instagram, and it was like a little blip, a glitch. Oh, this is the beginning. 10 days of darkness. Do you remember that QAnon thing?
Starting point is 02:16:03 Yeah, I do. By the way, if I hear one more M5M report that says someone is a QAnon subscriber, I would like to know where can I follow this? Yeah, where's the subscription button? Hit like, pound the like button. I want a subscription to this so I don't have to get it secondhand from my neighbors and friends here. But now the Internet's going to go out. We're going to get it's all happening my neighbors and friends here but now now now the internet's gonna go out we're gonna get it's all happening and here's proof all right so scientists some are sounding the alarm on a so-called solar superstorm that could and this is important underline the word
Starting point is 02:16:38 could eventually wipe out the internet for weeks or even months. The sun is entering a more active time where it tends to flare more often. After those flares, large blobs, for lack of a better word, of plasma enter space and can distort the Earth's magnetic field. The power grid, satellites, navigation, and
Starting point is 02:17:00 GPS systems and communications equipment are all vulnerable. It's happening. It's happening. It's happening. It's all going down. Get a ham radio, people. Get a ham radio. I'm having a good time.
Starting point is 02:17:16 In a Faraday cage. Yes. I'm beaconing every 15 minutes on VAR AC. VAR AC. I bet you are. VAR AC. People have said that about you for years. And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
Starting point is 02:17:27 Say hello to you. And in the morning, the man who put the sea in courage to quit. Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to my friend on the other end. The one and only Mr. John C. DeMora. Yeah, in the morning to you, Mr. Adam Curry. In the morning, all ships and sea roots on the ground feeding the air subs in the water. And all the dames and knights out there. In the morning to the trolls in the troll room.
Starting point is 02:17:45 Let me count them. We're on the up and up. John, it's going well. On the last Sunday show, we had 2110. 2110 trolls listening in. Today, 2134. We are on the move. Things are looking up.
Starting point is 02:18:03 It's good. It's all good. People are thinking, you know what? Maybe I am just a little overly upset by stuff. I'm wound too tight. I'm wound too tightly. Hey, what we do here is we prepare you for the coming unknown. That's what we're here for. And when it happens, we'll laugh about it. That's what we do. And yes, we laugh at how people speak too. That's what we do. You're supposed to feel good. We do that and people condemn us for it. Yes, but you're supposed to feel good about it because at least it's not you we're laughing about. This is the good news. Yet. So those
Starting point is 02:18:42 trolls are listening at trollroom.io or they may be using a modern podcast app, which is, you know, it's really starting to expand this podcasting 2.0. Today, I want to promote Cast-O-Matic. This is only for those of you with an iPhone. It's a very good iPhone app. I'm told. I don't have one. But people who use iPhones seem to like it a lot. It is a complete standalone.
Starting point is 02:19:05 There's no backend server and it has great sound processing capabilities. And just like all the other great 2.0 apps, when we go live, you get an alert, you hit the alert, boom, you're listening to the Troll Room stream live. 90 seconds within publishing of any of our podcasts, you get an alert. By the way, I told you that Spreaker had joined the 2.0 Podping Network.
Starting point is 02:19:30 That's all the iHeart podcasts. So all the iHeart, if you know, a lot of people listen to those. You were getting all those promos from iHeart Radio, remember? Yeah. Yeah. So all of those now update within 90 seconds on these modern podcast apps like Cast-O-Matic. Now, you can look at all of them at podcastapps.com. Cast-O-Matic sounds like a fishing reel.
Starting point is 02:19:52 I'll tell Franco. He's an Italian guy. He does this one day a week. The other four days a week, he's a doctor. A doctor? Yes, he's a doctor. He's a specialist? No, he's a general practitioner. Yeah, specialist? No, he's a general practitioner.
Starting point is 02:20:06 Yeah, GP, yes. He's a general practitioner. Good for him. Yeah, and on one day a week, he does his podcast app. And he's in Italy. Franco. He's a cool dude. That's the kind of people you're supporting by using these apps.
Starting point is 02:20:20 I took a look just as while we're talking about promo stuff, TooManyE many eggs.com. Do you want to say anything about too many eggs.com or too many eggs.com is my wife's cookbook. That's a 800 pages of egg recipes. Probably the best book, a specialized book ever done ever. You can get a free copy.
Starting point is 02:20:41 If you go to too many eggs.com and just go to the PDF and download it and you're talking about, that's what you're talking about. Yes. And the reason I bring that up is I want to talk about the ABC book. Because I did take a look at the PDF that Jay sent me. I remember us writing the ABCs. Yes, it was like 10 years ago. And her illustrations, even though she was, what, 15 at the time?
Starting point is 02:21:04 Yeah, I think she was 15 are still relevant and dynamite you know the funny thing is she took a couple i forgot which ones but there's two of them that she she swapped out for the purposes of the newest version of the book oh what did she swap out i can't remember the two but she shows them to me like the last week. And I say, wow, you can still draw like a high schooler if you want to. They're the exact same style. I don't know. That was I was very impressed. Oh, I think she added vaccine.
Starting point is 02:21:34 That's probably what she added. Maybe. Because I don't think vaccine was in there 10 years ago. There would be no reason for it. Although we were talking about them at the time as the bonanza that was coming. Anyway, you had you had unearthed we should be reminded you had unearthed a a document used as a stock market presentation by one of the big pharma companies talking about how this is a bonanza because we're we're liability free we're home We can put any crap we want out there and who cares? Pretty much it.
Starting point is 02:22:06 Yep. So, and, but you know, they were already talking then about. And that's when they were talking to, I hate to go back to this stuff, but that's when they were talking about vaccines for smoking. Yeah. Cocaine addiction, smoking cessation. Because if it's under a vaccine, you don't have to worry about liability. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:22:22 Yeah. It was good stuff, man. All good stuff back in the day. So anyway, I think that's a very relevant book. And people have told me that they love the idea for their kids. And they will gladly pay $33.33. This is a big bone of contention in the family, this price. And Jay said she needs to add one more page to make it 33 pages.
Starting point is 02:22:45 Yes, we have to add an opening. We'll take care of that. So you're against the idea of 33-33. You're against it. I'm against it, but since you're the co-author and she's the publisher, basically, and the artist, and she's outvoted two to one. We need a meeting. We need a meeting.
Starting point is 02:23:07 Come on. And the second thing is she says she's going to take the whole thing, decolorize it and turn it into an $11.11 coloring book for kids. Oh my God.
Starting point is 02:23:16 This is a smart young lady. I love how she thinks. So that she says that'll make up for it. That'll make up for the 33 a coloring book okay okay i'm done a coloring book what a genius idea jay you're a genius where do you get it must she must get that from mimi no me obviously value for value is how we run the show we certainly haven't been making any money on
Starting point is 02:23:43 merch hey the no agenda shop guy said that Shop guy said that he's really busy right now, but he will be circling back and adding new products, but everything is still for sale there. If you want to go to noagendashop.com, there's all kinds of cool stuff with No Agenda merch, which we have absolutely no hand in. They do whatever they want in conjunction with the artists. And from time to time, we get a donation.
Starting point is 02:24:08 That's part of how we run this model. We're not selling you anything. We are giving away our work, the fruits of our work. We give it away for free twice a week. Do whatever you want with it. Listen to it. Enjoy it. Throw it away.
Starting point is 02:24:23 Pass it on. Take it or to it enjoy it throw it away pass it on take it or leave it and in and from time to time if you're thinking you know um those guys actually provided some value i laughed i cried i learned something uh there's all kinds of reasons people find value in the show send some back to us in fact we have a couple uh interesting enough couple today who have been uh providing us uh value over a long time uh see what did i lay away we have one way layaway night who has been doing four dollars i think that's as low as it gets um well there's one 33 33 and there's one uh well we'll read them in a moment.
Starting point is 02:25:10 But important to note is that value for value doesn't just have to be monetary. It can be many, many ways that you can contribute. We thank our producers, Boots on the Ground, the fire department, Boots on the Ground in Moscow. These are very important contributions that no other podcast can do. Well, they could, but they don't because they don't have this model. Anyone could do it. Yeah, but they don't. We have made the agreement very early on that you're not listeners. You're not just the audience.
Starting point is 02:25:39 You're producers. You're a part of the product. It's a postmodern media model that very few have been able to put into effect, and those that do seem to enjoy it as we do. So we want to thank our artists. We don't even have to solicit anymore, but our artists are always busy working away at creating art for every single new episode. creating art for every single new episode. These are people who are able to listen live and able to do stuff live, which is just incredibly appreciated. And of course, you can find all of that
Starting point is 02:26:11 at noagendaartgenerator.com. Thank you, Sir Paul Couture. For episode 1640, which we titled Funny Farm, this was a nice piece. It was done by Dame Kenny Ben. We liked what Dame Kenny Ben did bend in this was the i voted sticker that uh that i got and that you got although you had two on your lapels and you were just telling everybody you voted twice so here it was i voted twice and this got good
Starting point is 02:26:38 traction on the socials people were laughing at this like oh that's a good one for their own for their own it is a good one it is a good one. For their own reason. It is a good one. It is a good one. For their own reasons. It's a good gag. For their own reasons, I'm sure. But it was dynamite. We enjoyed it very much.
Starting point is 02:26:52 Yeah, a lot of people looked at it and said, hey, that's funny. I thought I was the only one. No, no, you were the one that voted twice. So let's take a look at some other uh runners up in our and everyone can follow along with this at no agenda art generator.com or if you get one of those modern podcast apps i was talking about we have chapters that our buddy drub scott does and he uses a lot of these other images so while you're just listening it'll switch right there in the app. If you're using it on CarPlay or Android Auto, it'll switch right there in the app, right on your dashboard, which is fun to watch.
Starting point is 02:27:33 What else did we talk about? Well, the runner-up, I guess, was I voted by mail 33 times by Darren O'Neill, but that didn't quite hit the mark the way Dame Kenny Benz did. Yeah, the joke was I voted twice, not right. Exactly. Um, uh, Victoria Newland having a spa day with a chocolate chip cookie,
Starting point is 02:27:54 although it got a chuckle out of us. No. Um, I got hyper vaccinated by sweet cheeks. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't quite, didn't quite make it.
Starting point is 02:28:08 Wasn't there something else we kind of liked? The Ravens talk, I kind of liked the Ravens. You did like the Ravens. There was a lot of AI stuff, and then some stuff came in late, which in the clown, Biden clowns. Didn't that come in? That came in late. I thought that came in't any good i'd stay
Starting point is 02:28:26 home with the woman in the kitchen i don't think dame kenny ben realized that that was going to be the was the joke of the uh kit whatever her name is uh oh right right right uh brit what's her name brit brit not kit brit kit mitt. Britt, Kit, Mitt, I don't know. Hey, by the way, talking about that, you know, during the Democrats standing up constantly and clapping like maniacs, they did have one overhead shot of the whole audience. And you know who was jumping up and clapping exactly when the Democrats were clapping over on the Republican side? No. And you could make, you could tell by his, you know, who it was?
Starting point is 02:29:07 No. Mitt Romney. Ah, what a tool. He's an idiot. He's jumping up constantly and clapping with the Democrats. He's by himself, basically, in the middle of a group. What an idiot. That's no good.
Starting point is 02:29:24 That's no good that's no good um let's uh thank some of our producers who came in as executive and associate executive producers um who apparently uh one or two of these might have uh dated uh that jenna bush lady i'm not sure which one i don't know if it was Montana Honyok, but Montana comes in from Stevensville, Montana with $333.69. Sophia Bush, by the way. Sophia. And Montana says the $333 is for the show. The 69 cents is for John.
Starting point is 02:29:59 His jokes and innuendos are always appreciated. Celebrating my 33rd birthday today, can I get a dedouche? You've been dedouched. Montana Hunyuk. You got it, Montana. Thank you very much. Now we have Josip Povic in Zagreb, Croatia.
Starting point is 02:30:23 Hello, Croatia. Yeah, we got a Croatia listener. Croatia is beautiful. They have some of the most beautiful waterfalls. Yeah, I've been there more than once. I've been there a few times. I used to write for a magazine called Bug, which was a Croatian magazine.
Starting point is 02:30:37 My columns were translated into Croatian by a guy there named Drago, which I thought was one of the greatest first names ever. Drago. And I've been there a number of times. I have a story. So I am in, I went there one time with the publisher and Drago, and they brought along the guy who was the number one famous guy who was with us. We're floating around.
Starting point is 02:31:01 Number one famous guy here in Croatia. Number one famous guy. Number one famous guy for wine and food. He's the wine and food guy of Croatia. And we went to Dubrovnik. And then we went to this restaurant just outside the city limits, which was a seafood restaurant.
Starting point is 02:31:20 And this guy was famous enough that once we show up at the restaurant, everyone's abuzz. Oh, he's number one guy. So they're whispering to each other all of a sudden about halfway through the meal. And then one of them says, somebody says to me, are you like a real stickler for legalities? What? And I said, well, I'm not,
Starting point is 02:31:46 I don't know, it depends. You know, he says, well, we have a, a muscle that is grown in a certain part
Starting point is 02:31:55 of the side of the hill that is against the law to eat or, or get. Hmm. And it was,
Starting point is 02:32:03 it's cause it's just ruining the, the land. You know, they have to dig away at the shoreline to get to these mussels can i ask you a question was this uh was this bug magazine was this a culinary publication no an early w.e.f it has to do with the computer bugs oh okay all right so um i said would you like to try one of these to get some of these muscles these illegal muscles and they said sure you're a criminal so they they brought out a plate of these muscles for everybody and uh they're forbidden muscles and so i'm as i'm eating them
Starting point is 02:32:42 they taste like mud they're grown in this them, they taste like mud. They're grown in this mud and they taste like mud. They're terrible. And I'm thinking these things are only because they're illegal and the Croatians are all kind of into like, you know, scofflaw. They're like basically ex-communist scofflaw types that things were even considered a delicacy. Believe me, they're not good. Anyway, that's my story from Croatia. There we go. Bugs, bugs, bugs.
Starting point is 02:33:17 So, senior editor of Bug Magazine. Yosef says, thank you, no jingles, just some relationship karma. Yeah, we'll give him that, that no problem you've got karma then we go on to 333.33 from jay schweikert i'm gonna say wichita kansas itm both of your deconstruction and historical perspectives are appreciated such as this interesting story which i do not think I've ever heard before. You continue to astound me after 16 years. You still keep our relationship fresh with stories like that. After seeing Adam on Beck many years after Headbangers Ball, the scandemic was further clarified.
Starting point is 02:34:00 No matter what the world throws at us, our eternal power and authority is with our creator. This donation makes me a knight where I will be Sir Slickwater of the Mississippian. No matter what the world throws at us, our eternal power and authority is with our creator. This donation makes me a knight to where I will be Sir Slickwater of the Mississippian. Leff and Primanti Brothers. Is it Leff or Leffy? Leffa. Leffa. What do you think it is?
Starting point is 02:34:15 Leffa? L-E-F-F-E? Leffa. Leffa and Primanti Brothers Steak Sandwiches at the round table, please. Yak Karma and God's peace be with everyone. Well, that goes perfect with yak karma. You've got karma. Thank you, Jay. Karma. Get the Kimberly Cram in Fort Myers, Florida. 333.33. ITM, I've been a loyal listener for 3.5 years. I have to to donate I had to donate 333 become an executive producer I don't have a name picked out maybe you two can help well you're just an
Starting point is 02:34:52 executive producer you have your own name there's no name to pick out I think Kimberly thinks that she's uh that she's that uh producers get the round table and get to order stuff. I don't know. She's only, and she's been listening for 3.5 years. Huh? Maybe you two can help. I'd like a 20 ounce medium rare Wagyu steak and espresso to Martini. Double up jobs.
Starting point is 02:35:15 Karma, please. And thank you. Well, we'll give you the jobs karma, but you're not at the round table, Kimberly. No, you,
Starting point is 02:35:22 you need to be a dame, but maybe you got to get, you got to go further than the just executive producer. Maybe we're just confused or you're confused. But let us know. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You've got karma. And we go on to David Byrne.
Starting point is 02:35:48 No relation to the talking heads, I'm sure. island new york 333.33 this is part of my tax refund oh wait i never did finish that oh well at least here's something do your tax do your taxes please get them done yes okay thank you very much david appreciate it jake in god's country us uh 333 hey guys a millennial private investment producer Thank you very much, David. Appreciate it. I'm covered for the round table counting below. Please knight me a sir. I'm like that. Sir, I'm like that. The genesis is from a major in-game brawl involving my favorite professional baseball team. It included the pitcher of said favorite team charging and taking the entire opposition bench on his own. Wow. I have been, I have been, I always enjoy, I don't know what fight he's talking about, but it probably was famous.
Starting point is 02:36:45 I've always enjoyed watching this clip as it sparks such a cavalier. Is that the one where the old guy gets hit in the head and goes down? And it sparks such a cavalier attitude to say, F it. I am not getting disrespected. We need more people in the world like this. Okay. Sorry, I botched the read. I would enjoy a bush light
Starting point is 02:37:05 and a bone in ribeye at the round table. That's a good combination, if you think about it. No market predictions this time around, but it does seem like everyone ex-US looks unvestible at the moment, especially China. I think he means uninvestible.
Starting point is 02:37:21 That's what he said, uninvestible. As always, please provide Trump don't trust China and anything Reval. And we have a new Reval, which we played recently. We'll roll it out again. Donald Trump don't trust China. China is asshole. Pushing proven conspiracy theories that pushing proven that they were not factual conspiracy theories. Jen Psaki.
Starting point is 02:37:45 Yesterday, President Biden pardoned, quote, bifurcate laws that criminalize consensual gay sex. In Calipancha. What are your thoughts? How do we, I mean, some say he's Jim Jones or Jim Jordan with a jacket on. He co-authored the bill on aid to Israel and Ukraine. Ukraine. There we go. Rev never disappoints.
Starting point is 02:38:14 Zachary Welch in Burien, Washington, is donating this in Jesus' name. Three thirty three. I need to claim my knighthood. We'll send accounting soon. Ridiculous that I've not donated in such a long time. However, it was necessary. To the father I never wanted and the brother I never had. Figure it out.
Starting point is 02:38:32 Thank you, Zachary. Appreciate that. Dame Laura of the Golden Mean in Buckley, Washington. Another Washingtonian. 241-37. She's our first executive associate executive producer. Please accept my donation. She writes in the amount of 22924 to commemorate the Leap Day show.
Starting point is 02:38:48 It was a very rare occurrence. By the way, we have St. Patrick's Day coming up. Oh, is that? It's a very rare occurrence and will probably be the only one unless you contribute, continue to 2032. That would be the next one, not 2033. Right. 1996 was the first time Leap Day was on a Thursday. 2004 was the last Leap Day.
Starting point is 02:39:10 I asked my brother who's a savant when it comes to space and time. I expected him to get back to me, but he immediately listed the years that happened. So he just came right back. As a kid, he discovered all the possible calendars in the back of the phone book and memorized them. He's fun at parties. When you give him your birthday, he'll come back with the day of the week you were born. Wow. One of those guys.
Starting point is 02:39:44 Those guys are funny. Let let me guess he's still single yeah some goat karma please itm dame laura of the golden mean you've got karma and coming in with 234 sir david fugazotto he is is our knight of the, no, he's duke. Duke of the Arabian Peninsula and America's heartland, Gladstone, Missouri. 234, no notes. So we'll give him a double up karma. You've got karma. Linda Lou Patkin in Lakewood, Colorado.
Starting point is 02:40:22 You get Sir Ever of the Wheat. Of the what? 200 bucks, she says. Jobs karma. For a resume that gets results, go to ImageMakersInc.com for all your... This must be working for her. ImageMakersInc.com for all your resume needs and job search needs. That's ImageMakersInc
Starting point is 02:40:38 with a K. Find Linda Lupakin, Duchess of Jobs and writer of... Did we ever give her a... Yes. Yes. And writer of rest. Did we ever give her a, yes, yes. And writer of resumes. She's on the producers list. Just go check her out.
Starting point is 02:40:50 She's good. Jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. Your reads today, which are off. I mean,
Starting point is 02:41:01 it happens, but they remind me, I hate to say it, but they remind me a little bit of, little bit of this new commercial by Joe Biden. You want to hear that? Oh, please. Okay, I won't play it for you. Do it. No, play it.
Starting point is 02:41:15 Okay, all right. Here's campaign ad. Look, I'm not a young guy. That's no secret. But here's the deal. I understand how to get things done for the American people. I led the country through the COVID crisis. Today, we have the strongest economy in the world. In the world! I passed a law that lowers
Starting point is 02:41:31 prescription drug prices. Yeah! Capsules are $35 a month for seniors. For four years, Donald Trump tried to pass an infrastructure law, and he failed. Fail! I got it done. Got it done! Now we're rebuilding America. I passed the biggest law in history to combat climate change because our future depends on it. Donald Trump took away the
Starting point is 02:41:51 freedom of women to choose. I'm determined to make Roe v. Wade the law of the land again. Now wait for the ending. Donald Trump believes the job of the president is to take care of Donald Trump. I believe the job of the president is to fight for you, the American people. And that's what I'm doing. I'm Joe Biden, and I approve this message. Can we do one more take? Look, I'm very young, energetic, and handsome. What the hell am I doing this for?
Starting point is 02:42:19 How lame is that? I got one for you. This is an Ask Adam. Oh. Do I need the jingle? I guess I need the jingle. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 02:42:28 Hold on a second. Okay. Ask Adam. Ask Adam. Okay. This is a random clip. You have to identify who this is. Okay.
Starting point is 02:42:44 What clip is it? Ask Adam. I don't see an Ask Adam in here. You better. No, there's no Ask Adam in here. It's right at the top. No, I have Biden ban AI voice at the top. How do I have it on my list and you never got a copy?
Starting point is 02:43:04 You're asking me things I don't understand, Mr. Miyagi. All right, good work. Hey, well done. All right, I say Jean-Claude Van Damme. Okay, so let's go with Ever of the Watt. I might as well read this. 234 from Lindenwood, Michigan. What a fail.
Starting point is 02:43:21 Hi, from Sir Ever of the Watt. That's it? That's all he'swood, Michigan. What a fail. Hi, from Sir Ever of the Watt. That's it? That's all he's got. Now you've got me concerned. I want to double-check my list. Let me make sure that somehow something didn't happen. Or, hold on. Let me check my email.
Starting point is 02:43:46 Because this is concerning. I mean, we really fell flat there. You don't have to obsess on it. We can always do it later. No, here, 1641. Oh, interesting. Well, this there it is. So, I don't know why, but I will play it now for you. I got a note last night from a friend of mine.
Starting point is 02:44:20 He writes in his note that he's afraid of what he might have to do in order to save his reality as i saved mine you can't prove anything there's nothing to prove every man judges himself he knows what he is you know what you are as i know what i am we all know what we are nobody can stand in judgment they can play like they're standing in judgment they can play like they stand in judgment and take you off and control the masses with your human body and they can lock you up in penitentiaries and cages and put you on crosses
Starting point is 02:44:51 as they did in the past but it doesn't amount to anything what they're doing is they're only persecuting a reflection of themselves they're persecuting what they can't stand to look at in themselves the truth they can't stand to look at in themselves the truth
Starting point is 02:45:05 They can't stand to look at the truth in themselves. They persecute themselves They're butchering themselves every time they go on the freeway. They hate themselves Look at the signs stop go turn here turn there. You can't do this. You can't do that You can't you can't you can't this is illegal. That's illegal. Everything's illegal The police used to watch over the people now they're watching the people wow um gosh it sounds a bit like ross perot but i think this guy is black so i'm not sure i i this one i really don't know and you don't think it's ted kaczynski that's ted kaczynski no it's charlie manson oh wow you scared me for a second if i if i if i hadn't known my hero that would have been
Starting point is 02:45:55 horrible not for not for his killing spree of course but for the uh history of the uh of the industrial society in its future or the industrial side in its future um let's see we have uh you're at sweaty sweaty from mckinney texas and sweaty says hey john adam long time listener second time associate executive caller oh that's kind of funny we don't have a caller but we have producers. First time call. Yes. I'm also on the monthly layaway plan for my own du monde at some point in the future. However, I received a tax return.
Starting point is 02:46:36 This is good, people. This is what you do with these tax returns. I received a tax return this year. It's $200. Associate executive producer. Time to add on to the monthly and show more value. Plus, give thanks, jingles, no sweat off my balls, and goat karma. It's no sweat off my balls.
Starting point is 02:46:51 There you go. You've got karma. Then we got Mike from the Jersey Shore wrapping things up with $200. He says, greetings from the Jersey Shore. I did some homework and determined i was eligible for knighthood if the perigee perigee is what it says committee sees fit to bestow the honor i would like to be known as sir mike of the jersey shore residing in jersey i can't even get the impression he's in jersey i would also like to request pizza and pork roll at the round table great job guys
Starting point is 02:47:27 mike n2 mps pizza and pork roll i hadn't put that one on yet pizza and pork i have did i miss someone because i have two uh i have two more jingles that i had prepared um did we miss someone somewhere with uh you got the no sweat and goat car rubilizer does someone want to rub a lot i haven't seen that no it must be on drugs uh thank you very much to these executive and associate executive producers uh these are credits that you now can proudly portray and display on your resume or on your social media profile or you can go and open up an IMDb account and start it off right with this. You'll see that there's over a thousand people on IMDb who are
Starting point is 02:48:11 no agenda executive or associate executive producers. And these credits are accepted. Well, they're valid anywhere credits are accepted. If anyone questions that, we'll be happy to vouch for you. And remember, sometimes executive or associate executive producers get to hang out with Sophia Bush. So this is all good stuff here at the No Agenda Show, and we thank you very much, and we'll be thanking a couple more people as John takes us through to the 50s.
Starting point is 02:48:38 Well, now I have to read this note from Kimberly Cram, because she donated earlier, and it's a cumulative donation. She came in also with $164.10 from Fort Myers, Florida. And I just should have been all combined. But here you go. ITM, John and Adam, I was punched in the mouth three years ago. Thank you both for your service. Actually, she says, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The show has kept me sane living in this clown world, Banana Republic that used to be the Republic of the United States of America. And she wants jobs, Karma, which I think we gave her earlier, but you can give it to her again.
Starting point is 02:49:14 Just in case. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You thought. Karma. Thank you, Kimberly. Thank you, Kimberly. Dame Becky and Sir Michael Kenny, Kenny in Katy, Texas, came in with a 145 and have a note asking for maybe that's where the note you got confused.
Starting point is 02:49:40 Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce Schwalm in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. One, two, three, four, five. Douglas Bechtel in Waterloo, Ontario, Canada, 10335. Spice Cowboy in Lincoln University, Pennsylvania, 10535. Wish he'd found the show, or Space Cowboy, wish he had found the show sooner. Carol Williams in Carlsbad, California. 100. She wants a whoosh. Kevin McLaughlin, there he is, 8008, big or small, love, love, love, love them all.
Starting point is 02:50:15 808, boobs. Sir Lyman of the Net in Anna, Illinois, 6969, Camera Linga in North Branch, Minnesota, 6472. Sir Mainframe in Port... Ah, Huonami, I think it's pronounced. Huonami, yes.
Starting point is 02:50:35 Huonami, 64. And now we have a night note that you can kind of read parts of if you want to. Yes, it's a Dame note, actually. And it's too long, our dear Dame, Linda Soffer. We'll read parts of it. She says, either 2017 or 2018 that was originally credited to my husband, Seth, who saved my sanity when he hit me in the mouth shortly after Trump's victory in 2016. While I love my husband, he chose to get the jab and has surrendered that credit to me. Is he still with us? Pretty much the only good thing
Starting point is 02:51:17 that has come from that choice. Please dame me, Linda, mistress of spooky garden. Nothing special at the round table. If you possibly could play the entire clip of the original foamer at the end of the show, that would totally make my day. We actually have some Joe Bidens lined up for you. But because we love you, we will... I don't think there is a long foamer.
Starting point is 02:51:38 There's just the foamer. I don't think we... The original one was a long foamer. It was where he sees the different trains and he goes nuts about them. We'll give you a little like. Oh, my God. Listen to that horn. And there's a lot of things that she'd like to say, but she'll spare me the bulk of my rantings.
Starting point is 02:51:58 But she would like to encourage all listeners who are present and future parents to consider home education for the young people. She's very proud of her 18-year-old daughter. Being her mom has been the most purposeful, gratifying experience of my life. I did not even think of becoming a mom until I was in my mid-30s. Fortunately, I did not have doctors encouraging younger me to take hormones or cut off my boobs because I was uncomfortable with them. Yikes! A plug for the natural learning community. We are blessed to be members of
Starting point is 02:52:26 called Open Connections, openconnections.org. Your show is like a gift from the gods and I'm forever grateful for you both. Hugs and kisses from Linda Soffer. And Linda will see you at the round table momentarily. Now we have Marnix Kert
Starting point is 02:52:42 in Den Haag, Netherlands. Kert. Kert. There you go. $58.56. It's their second donation at $55.55. She also took the beating on. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 02:52:58 Continue with Sir Bernie Atema in Hinton, Iowa. $58.09. I think it's Atema. I think it's Atima or Atima. Atima. I think it's Atima. It could be Atima. Trinity Divalbis.
Starting point is 02:53:11 Now, you're wondering why my reads are off. Yeah, why are your reads off, John? Because I got Trinity Divalbis' name. What am I supposed to say? She's in Meyer. I think it's a she in Meyer, Arizona. And it's a switcheroo. A donation from my amazing husband,
Starting point is 02:53:28 Jonas, to celebrate his 33rd birthday. He's on the list. I love you, Mr. Honey, she says. Christine Hines in Manchester, New Hampshire, 5555. Eric Huckel in Mulrose, Deutschland, 5483.
Starting point is 02:53:44 He's been with us forever. I don't know he's ever taken a knighthood probably not he should you should chris abraham abraham in arlington virginia 5463 birthday boy edward bala 5325 parts unknown gerald preston in bennington, Nebraska, 5272. Sir Woody in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, 5272. Baronette Slartibartfest in Hope, Rhode Island. Bad Idea Supply in parts unknown. Where's Bad Idea Supply? Why does that keep dropping off the spreadsheet? $50.50. Jackie Connolly in Green Bay, Wisconsin. $50.01.
Starting point is 02:54:35 I want to thank John for advising Ann Barnhart to producing her own shows so we can get more content from her. Okay, he needs a dedouching you've been dedouched i think she's in italy and she does value for value she's a big uh she's promoted us and so we love her uh equally of course now we the $50 donors name and location. Starting with Capic Chiropractic in Capic, Michigan. So go there if you have a, your back goes out. George Wooshit in Lavernia, Texas. Kevin, William Kidwell in Dover, Delaware.
Starting point is 02:55:23 William Spain in Springdale, Arkansas. William Hollingworth in Medford, Oregon. I think it was a Hollingworth that wrote that screenplay that's under attack. Nadia Borg in San Marcos, California. Michelle Petty in Grand Forks, North Dakota. Margarita Andenhod in Orangevale, California. Stephen Shumake in Xenia, Ohio. Isaiah Ceccarelli in Thane, Wyoming. Carl Vogler in Dillon Beach, California.
Starting point is 02:55:54 And last on the list is Dame Flying Fish in Pincher Creek, Alberta, Canada. I want to thank everybody on this list for helping get show 1641 off the ground. Yes. And we thank all of our producers who came in under $50. That is always a good place to be for anonymity. People like donating $49.99 for that very reason. Of course, we thank people who are on those sustaining donations. These help a lot in slower times.
Starting point is 02:56:23 You can make them up yourself. You can go to noagendadonations.com, dvorak.org slash NA. And I have a couple who have changes coming up because they are on those sustaining donations. And the first one is Sir dude named Dave, who has a title change. He says, in the morning, I've been a listener for nearly 10 years since episode 616-ish. Remember Boko Haram? Yes, we do. I want to thank you for the excellent media deconstruction over the years. Your analysis during
Starting point is 02:56:47 the COVID hysteria was particularly valuable. After years of anonymous 3333 donations each month, I have recently reached the threshold of barren. You hear that, people? Barren.
Starting point is 02:56:57 The accounting information is supplied. I hereby request the title change to now be known as Sir Dude Named Dave, Baron of the Great Plains. I would appreciate if you could play Kellyanne Conway, Money Shot, and the Number Station Jingles.
Starting point is 02:57:09 Well, of course. That's a show of Money Shot. Woo, Jesus. Woo, Lord. Look at that. That's a Money Shot. Kellyanne Conway in a Money Shot. India, Tango, Mike.
Starting point is 02:57:20 Stand by. 33, 33, 33. Rubber Lizer out. Yeah, I see. I knew it. I knew I had those jingles for a reason. Then we have a switcheroo layaway night note from Tamer. He's proud to say he's been on a monthly sustaining donation of $50 since July of 2021.
Starting point is 02:57:38 This Sunday, March 10th, is a special day at the Brunner house. Our oldest son, Tamer, is turning 18 and Knight Matt Brunner, 41, on a show day. Yes, father and son sharing a birthday. Since Matt received his knighthood a year and a half ago for our anniversary, I would like to give Taima a knighthood for his 18th birthday. Happy birthday, my sweet Taima.
Starting point is 02:57:57 Happy birthday to my smoking hot husband, Matt. Love you, boys. Please knight Taima Sir TJ of the Nederlanden and serve steak and hoegaarden at the round table. Love and light from Marcha. Hougarden is a very nice Belgian beer. And finally, layaway knight from Bozeminski. I'm ready to be knighted, Sir Lemonheart of the Great White North,
Starting point is 02:58:19 proudly fighting for freedom up here in Canada and the world. Round table, rum and coke, not Pepsi. It sucks. Hold on, let me make sure that. Oh, and veal cutlets in mushroom cream sauce, a nice sativa, and a nap. Yeah, you'll need it. For dessert, oh God, I didn't even do this. For dessert, the 69-69 dude jingle.
Starting point is 02:58:43 69! 69, dudes! My Keeper and I have been monthly 33-33 subscribers and one-time show producers since 2022 when we saw Adam on JRE and haven't missed a No Agenda show since. You open your eyes and ears, help us through these dark times of Trudeau, and we continue to hit people in the mouth wherever we can.
Starting point is 02:59:03 As an audio engineer, I really appreciate the production value of your show. Keep up the awesome. Thank you all very much. Thank you to these producers. You will be awarded your appropriate titles in a moment. And of course, once again, thanks to our executive associate,
Starting point is 02:59:17 executive producers for episode 1641. Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. And that's free. Order. Order. Shut up, slaves.
Starting point is 02:59:36 Shut up. To become a producer, go to noagendadonations.com. It's your birthday, birthday. I'm no much happy. And as you hear, we have quite a list. Dame Becky Baronettus of the great Katy Perry turned 72 on March 2nd. Hello, Dame Becky. Rebecca Weintraub celebrated on March 4th.
Starting point is 02:59:57 Trinity Dibblebiss wishes her husband Jonas a happy birthday. He turned 33 on the 7th. Sir Mike Baronett of the great Katy Perry turned 73 on March 8th. Listen to these people. I love having you here. Sir Chris Abram turned 54 on March 8th. Marja says happy birthday to Matt Brunner, turns 41 today.
Starting point is 03:00:15 And her son Taima turns 81 today as well. And Montana Honyok... 18. 18, I'm sorry. And Montana Honyok turns 33 years old today. Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe. It's your birthday. Title changes.
Starting point is 03:00:32 Turn and face the slay. Nice changes. Don't want to be a douchebag. People who are sustaining donors do actually get up there. The remaining donors do actually get up there, and Sir Dude Named Dave becomes a baronet and becomes, with his new title, Sir Dude Named Dave, Baron of the Great Plains. And we thank him very much for his contributions to the best podcast in the universe. Now we have several knights and one dame, so you need a nice one for the dame. I got the chrome one.
Starting point is 03:01:04 That's a pretty one. That's very pretty. Up on the podium, please. Linda Soffer, Tama, Bo Sheminsky, Mike, Jake, and Jay Schweikert. All of you now have reached the status of no agenda, knight or dame. I'm very proud to pronounce the K-thee as Dame Linda, Mistress of Spooky Garden, Sir T.J. of the Natal on this, Sir Lemonheart of the Great White North, Sir Mike of the Jersey Shore, Sir I'm Like That, and Sir Slickwater of the Mississippian. For you, we have hookers and blow, rent boys and chardonnay, rum and coke, veal cutlets and a mushroom cream sauce, a nice sativa and a nap, leffe, primanti, brother steak sandwiches, bush light and a bone-in ribeye, pizza and pork roll, steak and hucharden, and of course, mutton and meat, it's always here. I mean, I don't know if it compares to the hucharden with a nice steak, but it is. Oh, you like it? Very good.
Starting point is 03:01:54 Go to noagendaring.com. That's where you can select your ring size for your beautiful No Agenda unisex night and ring, night and dame ring, and of course, give us the address where we can send that off to. And, as always, it comes with wax to seal your important correspondence. Not just that, but a certificate of authenticity. And welcome again to the roundtable here, which is getting quite full over the years, of No Agenda Knights and Dames. No Agenda.
Starting point is 03:02:22 Beat up. It's not your party. games. This is really the companion to your no agenda show experience. You need to go to a meet up if you really want to understand what Gitmo Nation is all about and really get into the community, which you are yourself. You're the community. You create it. You maintain it. Our knight, Sir Daniel, he maintains noagendameetups.com. But it's really you're on your own for this, and they are really fun to go to. Unfortunately, the meetup that Sir Jeff Tohig was going to host in Albuquerque, New Mexico today was canceled. Not sure why. We hope everything's okay.
Starting point is 03:03:01 There is one taking place in Charleston. This is noagendal listen party hello live stream listeners at the distilling company in charleston john's island south carolina the indiana tribal mad march meetup is taking place now with the prodigy burger bar at indianapolis indiana mark and maria of course of greenwood taking that taking care of that on thursday ah yes john pie day part two oh yeah yeah oh yeah 314 that's right that's always a special one for the no agenda donations it's the mile high meetup at lincoln's roadhouse in denver colorado in asper georgia they'll be meeting up at 6 15 and oh jasper georgia i'm sorry on thursday at rocco's pub then we have the Boiler Up Spring Break Pie Day Celebration,
Starting point is 03:03:46 Harry's Chocolate Shop in West Lafayette, Indiana. Woo! And then we have a whole bunch that are on the way throughout the month. It's only through April 20th is what I see. Many cool meetups, including Blue Island, Illinois. Haven't seen that one before. South Slocan, Blue Island, Illinois. Haven't seen that one before.
Starting point is 03:04:06 South Slocan, British Columbia, Canada. Haven't seen that one on the list before. Wageningen, Gelderland, the Netherlands, Osaka. Ah, Osaka, Japan, March 30th. Hey, there's a lot of meetups that you can go check out. I would love for you to go to one, and
Starting point is 03:04:22 for all these meetups, send us a report. We love them. Noagendameetups.com. If you can't find one near you, start one yourself. It's easy. Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days. You want to be where you won't be. Drink it or hell to blame. You want to be where everybody feels the same
Starting point is 03:04:45 Like a pothead I have one, two, three or four here. How many do you have? You only have one. I have two. You have two. Well, let me hear yours. What do you got?
Starting point is 03:05:00 All right. I got classics. It means you didn't have any new ones. You're just repurposing. No, these are all new, but they're classics. They're new classics. It means you didn't have any new ones. You're just repurposing. No, these are all new, but they're classics. They're new classics. Okay. Amazing.
Starting point is 03:05:11 Amazing. Amazing. Okay. Not bad. And then not fair. It's not fair. Let's see if I can outdo you. For some reason, people really love this one.
Starting point is 03:05:25 That's true. That's true. They love you doing that, but that's a non-starter for me. There's this one. Cool it. No, I don't think that's good. This is one. I ain't never done that in my life.
Starting point is 03:05:41 No, these all suck. This is the one. I think this is the one that you... Let me just crank up the sound a little bit. This is the one I think you'll like a lot. Hold on. Here we go. Check this out.
Starting point is 03:05:51 You guys are the best in the business. Huh? Ah. That's hard to beat. I'll let you have it. Oh, thank you. Good news. Good, good news.
Starting point is 03:06:03 Good news. Good, good news. Good news. Good, good news. Good news. It's time once again for good news, everybody, as we like to leave you on your Saturday with some good news as we've played all the bad news. We've laughed about all the bad news, and now John's going to give us some good news
Starting point is 03:06:17 so we feel good about leaving the show today. What do we have? This is a story about a lonely, giant Newfoundland dog that's been roaming around town with a box on his head. A month's long effort to capture a dog running around with a box stuck on its head is finally over. That dog, now named Bear, tonight is at the City of Mobile Animal Services. Haley Kennedy has been following the story and Haley joins us now and you got to meet Bear today. I sure did and despite his big size Bear is the sweetest and just calmest dog ever and I won't lie he did kind of steal my heart. Now Animal Service is calling this a catch
Starting point is 03:06:58 of a major victory. I would definitely say that Bear here is a celebrity. Bear is the dog known for having a box stuck on his head while roaming around Three Mile Creek for months, now in the safety of the City of Mobile Animal Services. It looks like he was trying to get into a trash can when he got stuck in there, and he pulled it off with him, and he's had it ever since. This is that trash can lid, and as you can tell, Bear has absolutely no interest in it now but despite his lost love for the lid he sure did put up quite an adventure for robert bryant and his team we've tried just about everything in our arsenal to catch this dog you know we spent weeks trying a chemical capture
Starting point is 03:07:37 which is using a dark gun or sedatives we've tried a net gun we've We've brought up to 10 people out at once to try and corner him. And last week, Bear finally allowed them to remove the lid. But as soon as they did, he took off. Incredibly fast. And I can tell you that because I've tried to catch him. Then Sunday, the crew finally claimed victory as this big guy is now safe at the animal shelter, bringing everyone there so much joy. He is as sweet as can be.
Starting point is 03:08:04 You would think a dog that was on the run for several months with a box on his head would not be this friendly with people. Bryant says the trash can lid did not injure Bear at all and there's no scarring on his neck. He clearly was able to eat despite the lid.
Starting point is 03:08:19 I'm told that he should be up for adoption sometime next week. There's nothing better when it comes to good news than a dog with a box on his head. I think you've outdone yourself. I got good news. I got good news. I got good news. I got good news.
Starting point is 03:08:37 Oh, yeah. That's right. Good news, everybody. That's very good news. I'm so happy the dog got the box on his head. We have, uh, what do we have next? We got Sir Seat Sitter. Ah! Another
Starting point is 03:08:51 Battle of the Douchebags live. He's got on Boo-Burry, Net-Net, Skart Armstrong, and of course Sir Seat Sitter himself. Oh, that's cool. We gotta stick around for that one, John. Yeah, absolutely absolutely battle of the douchebags is always a winner on a sunday no less good work everybody and that is it for our media deconstruction we hope you laughed we hope you had a good time we hope you like the story about
Starting point is 03:09:20 the dog with the box on his head we have end end of show mixes coming up from Tom. This is all Joe Biden stuff, by the way. Classic from Shay Z or Zed and brand new from our State of the Union Tom Starkweather, Melodious Owls. I am coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country
Starting point is 03:09:39 here in FEMA region number six. I bid you adieu and say in the morning, I'm Adam Curry. And from Northern Silicon Valley, where I await the Oscars, I'm John C. Dvorak. Yes, with the plagiarism Oscars. With the plagiarism,
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Starting point is 03:10:49 I went on the floor and got you. I got votes for that bill. I convinced people to vote for it. So let's get those things straight, too. We're changing people's lives. I got votes for that bill. Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? I got votes for that. Well, I'm sick and tired of smart guys.
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