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What is wrong with these people?
Adam Curry, John C.
Dvorak.
It's Thursday, October 24th, 2024.
This is your award winning Kibble Nation Media Assassination episode 1706.
This is No Agenda.
Calling all cranks and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas
health country here in FEMA region number six.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley where it's barbecue weather, I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's crackpot and buzzkill.
In the morning.
Oh, that's interesting. There's barbecue weather here too.
Yeah, we're in sync. It's good barbecue weather.
Well, it happens in the beginning of October, I think.
Yeah, well, we're near the end of October.
Soon. Well, that, we're near the end of October. Soon.
Well, that's when it begins.
No, the beginning of October,
you were complaining about how warm it was.
Oh yeah, it was too hot.
Too hot, too hot.
Too hot, it's horrible, I'm complaining about it.
Yeah, well, I don't really get to do that
for a couple of weeks a year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's nice here.
Although now they're building two lots down and the ground is literally rumbling beneath me.
Why?
Because they're flattening the earth, you know, they're getting the foundation ready.
How much noise do you have to make to...
It's not noise, it's a pounding of the earth and rolling heavy machinery over it.
How far away is this?
Two lots? Oh. the earth and rolling heavy machinery over it. How far away is this?
Two lots.
Oh, so probably a football field away, I guess.
And if you go outside all day, beep, beep, beep. Oh, I hate that.
You know, there's nobody around.
They're at an empty lot.
Beep, beep, beep.
Hey dude, just don't get behind any of the heavy machinery.
We get it.
We get it. Beep, beep, beep. Hey dude, just don't get behind any of the heavy machinery. We get it, we get it.
Beep, beep, beep.
That is really, yes, that is the most annoying thing.
It is.
There's nobody around.
They start at 5.30, you know, they're like,
oh, get us started early.
You don't, are you in the county or what?
We're in the county, yes.
No, because there are noise curfews in most cities.
This is Texas, you know. If it really bothers me, I'll take the 12 gauge out and have a little chat with them.
In the meantime, they're just my neighbors. It's okay. We'll be all right.
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
Allow me to sum up this week's news.
Hitler is back. There it is. That sum up this week's news. Hitler is back.
There it is.
That's it.
That's it.
Hitler.
Hitler is back, everybody.
Hitler is back.
Oh my God.
All right, allow me to sum up the general vibe
amongst the women of MAGA.
Oh, I already know the answer to this one.
No, no, no, you don't know the answer to this one because although I love her very much,
I had years of disdain. Naomi Wolf has been very important to me in the last two years.
Oh, she's getting on your nerves.
Not getting on my nerves. I feel bad for her because as we have discussed, we've discussed that women who are married to former members
of military intelligence, there are a few I could think of, for some reason they're
getting information and I can only presume through their husbands, which is unhinged and what she is going to explain here in a minute of audio is exactly what
is being said around the Berg.
I know that we're going to see and they're signaling it, you know, we're not going to
have an accurate count of the election.
Almost all the battleground states, if not all of them, have signaled that it's going
to be four days and you know what they're going to do. They're going to say it's going to be four days, it of them, have signaled that it's gonna be four days. And you know what they're gonna do?
They're gonna say it's gonna be four days.
It's gonna be five days.
It's gonna be six days.
It's gonna be two weeks.
We don't have an accurate count.
Oh no, we have no electricity.
We can't count the ballots.
They're electronic machines.
The electricity is down.
I mean, we are this close to that.
And then what I thoroughly predict is that there
will be an out.
Wait, wait, stop. What does she mean when she says she thoroughly predicts as opposed
to just predicting? Thoroughly predicts.
If your husband is a former military intelligence or any kind of intelligence, this is the stuff
that they've been feeding you to put out on social media
and to spread the word. I don't understand it. This is next level QAnon stuff.
I mean, and not that this comes from QAnon, but it's the same mechanism. She's talking about
the grids going down here. Listen. It's close to that. And then what I thoroughly predict is that there won't be an outcome to the
election and there'll be lots of, you know, unrest and grids going down and food not coming on to
shelves. And then they'll provoke, they'll take all these... What?
The grids are going down. The food not going down.
The grids are going down. The grids are going down.
The food will not be on the shelves.
And then food not coming onto shelves.
And then they'll provoke, they'll take all these healthy men and
women and provoke riots and a crime spree.
And that's where it really gets scary.
And they'll blame it as you just heard on the Trump supporters who will be
defending themselves, right?
And the first time a Trump supporter,
you know, defends him or herself against an intruder, that will be a cause
celebre and they will lie about, you know, and at that point, how will you know?
Because the grid will be down.
Oh, they'll say, you know, Trump supporters have set off a dirty bomb in Philadelphia.
How will you know?
Wow.
Holy moly! Someone, she
I didn't get to that part, the
dirty bomb. Someone needs to
calm her down.
I don't feel good for her.
Don't worry so much.
This is worse than the micro dots.
It was quantum dots, okay?
Get it right. Quantum Okay. Get it right.
Quantum dots.
Get it right. Get it right.
Well, I think we're...
The dirty bomb is facing me on the cave.
In Philadelphia, by the way.
In Philadelphia, of all places.
Hello, Philly. The dirty bomb is coming.
Oh, man.
And by the way, anything can happen in this world, but I'm really...
Calm down. This seems really, calm down.
This seems unlikely.
Calm down.
Yeah, that's true.
Anything can happen.
Calm down.
Calm down.
I think we're witnessing something though that I'm kind of seeing some other things
taking place that the thesis which you have agreed to,
which has been my thesis for a long time, is the powers that be, let's just call them they,
really want Trump to win. And when you think about it, it benefits so many of the involved parties.
First of all, we can do a rug pull on the economy. We need something like that.
We need to rebase, reset, something needs to be done. Lots of airtime for politicians.
Hair on fire. Lots of podcasts can be created for people like Naomi. There'll be lots to talk about but the M5N can run
for another four years on controversy and whatever else is drummed up in
Washington DC and meanwhile the Democrat Party can prime and pump their next
candidate. It's perfect. Why would they not want it?
The Democrats need to reset and they know it and when I hear something like this is this report from Tennessee. I
Was like shocked. I'm telling you what?
Democrats are complaining about this the Shelby County Legislative Democratic caucus. They held a news conference tonight
They said they've been getting phone calls from people who've been having problems entering their vote. Now the caucus says it happened at about 10 to 12
voting locations across the county, including Salmon Memphis, Bartlett, Cordova, Cogsville
and Arlington. Now Shelby County Election Commission Secretary Venetia Kimbrough said
they believe there was a tech issue with the machines and the fact that some voters were
not using or given a stylist to make their selections. The caucus says the
machines have been tried and tested and had shown no issues. Nonetheless, they
say voters experienced various hiccups as early voting got underway this week.
She said she had to press the button four times because her vote kept
switching from Gloria Johnson to
Marsha Blackburn every time she pressed the button.
And she said the same experience was happening in Raleigh where her mother
and her aunt voted and when they would press the button, they would switch also.
You know, I find this alarming.
Now let's take a look at a statement from Shelby County elections administrator, Linda
Phillips.
That statement says no voting irregularities have been identified.
She went on to say, we encourage all voters to carefully review their ballot before casting
it.
Poll workers are on site at all precincts to assist as needed.
So this is always, always, always a story of Republicans complaining about, oh, the voting machine changed my vote. And now
it's Democrats. And then MSNBC aired a special with black
Americans. Holy moly. How did this get through the so called
pro Democrat system? What are your feelings?
And let me start with the women here about Kamala Harris.
She's a woman of color.
I'm not putting her down because of that.
And I'm not putting her down because she's a woman.
I'm not a feminist, so I'm sorry.
But at the end of the day, I don't think that she has the personality.
I don't think that she has what it takes to go up against Putin
and go up against these other
presidents that are built for this.
I don't want to be scared because my president is scared.
I want my president to feel secure and manly and about it.
We brought up gender, right?
Like, do you think it matters that she's a woman and people aren't comfortable having
a woman in a top leadership role?
No, I don't think that because most men, they love their mothers, they love their wives.
So as a woman, most men, they respect the woman, but she just don't have the qualification
or the education to really run America because she don't have the experience.
She don't understand our struggles.
And for me to believe you for another four years, you're crazy.
Like you're crazy.
You're saying the same thing that you said four years ago.
So the fact that she's the vice president to you is an ounce.
You're like, you've been here, you've had a chance.
This went on for minutes and minutes and minutes.
And then let's just get down to it because look, we all know it.
Well, for me, the very first time I ever heard the name Kamala Harris it was an association
to locking up parents for a truancy. That was the first time I ever heard of her name
and I really didn't understand how this person claims to be a black woman but yet she's locking
up black women and black men as separating families.
This is a thing that is, Trump talks about this a lot. He says, you know, Kamala Harris
became black when it was convenient. Can you talk to me about, do you feel, do you agree
with him on that? Do you feel like she's wearing her blackness?
Absolutely. She's sworn into the, when she's sworn into the Senate, it was as the first
Indian American.
Thank you. It's fine. We don't care. We all know she's not black
She's already been there she's in office right now. Oh, they got all the points
MSNBC is airing this what is wrong? What is happening here? Well, we're you? Well, you know, it's funny because it's not on any show.
It's in prime time.
Where? Where was it presented? What show was it on?
I mean, I've seen these clips and you can find them online and they're all over the place.
It's supposedly some special or something,
but specifically where did it actually show up
on the network itself?
Like that matters with zero viewers.
The whole point is social media.
Touche on that one.
Thank you.
And then, all right, so I'll take you to-
But if I find it, yeah,
this is a sub-sabotage. Yes, and then Wolf Blitzer, oh, well, I'm gonna play the greatest hits here
and make people love Trump even more. Let me play some of the rather offensive remarks that Trump
has been making over the past 24... remarks stand by hours or so listen to this
we can't stand you you're a shit vice president
the worst
ol Palmer was all man he took showers with the other pros they came out of
there they said oh my god
when you look at shifty shif and some of the others
yeah they are to me the enemy from within.
I think Nancy Pelosi is an enemy from within.
Your boy leaves the school, comes back a girl.
I have no cognitive.
She may have a cognitive problem.
But, but, there's no cognitive problem.
So Alex, you know millions of Americans...
Now he's talking to the reporter from Axios.
...are already voting, voting early.
Right now, does Trump really believe
this kind of stuff is gonna work?
I ever when I'm shocked that Donald Trump
would make crass statements right before an election,
it doesn't sound like him at all.
Oh God.
I think he's being facetious,
but no one laughs at the joke.
I ever when I'm shocked that Donald Trump
would make crass statements right before an election,
it doesn't sound like him at all. But I think the thing is, for a lot of his supporters,
these remarks are a feature, not a bug. The fact that he just says whatever is on his mind. You
often hear when you talk to Trump supporters, you know, he talks like us or he talks for me.
That being said, as they were also pointing out earlier, this
election, a lot, one of the key groups is white women, especially white suburban women.
You've seen Kamala Harris way outperform Joe Biden with that group. It is unclear that
these remarks help with that key demographic.
Okay, final clip from my opening series here. We're going back to O'Donnell on MSNBC again.
Nobody watches this, but this is all on-
No, they get more of it from you than they do from this network itself.
They're counting on us to help him win.
They're counting on us to propagate their clips.
It has been 80 years since Adolf Hitler was a factor in the American presidential
election. And now Hitler is back.
He's back!
With Donald Trump quoted praising Adolf Hitler, saying Adolf Hitler did some in the American presidential election. And now, Hitler is back. He's back.
With Donald Trump quoted praising Adolf Hitler, saying Adolf Hitler did some good things.
Donald Trump has not said what those good things are.
Donald Trump's response today to his former White House Chief of Staff, Marine Corps General
John Kelly, quoting Donald Trump's praise of Hitler was not to deny the words
that John Kelly quoted Donald Trump saying.
Donald Trump's response was a written statement simply calling John Kelly, quote, a total
degenerate.
Donald Trump did not issue a statement saying Hitler did not do some good things.
Donald Trump could have issued a statement saying that, but he didn't.
Donald Trump knows that he has the American Nazi supporters out there who are going to
vote for him.
Actual American Nazis.
Small sliver of Trump voters, but he needs every one of them.
Donald Trump knows that he needs every total degenerate
American Nazi voter in every swing state to vote for him. And so
Donald Trump cannot afford to lose a single one of them. That's
why he refused to condemn Hitler today and only condemned John
Kelly.
So they throw up, they flash up a real quick post from
Truth Social, you know, and just highlight in yellow, you know, that
Kelly's no good. And here's the rub though, and I've been, haven't actually
brought this up, but I've seen this study that has been going around for a week or
two, and I think that this has been happening, actually Mo pointed out to me months ago.
The study says
21% of Gen Z Americans think Adolf Hitler had some good ideas.
Whatever is going on, they're not actually hurting Trump.
They are helping him. I don't know if O'Donnell actually knows this, if he's been read in.
Well, O'Donnell doesn't want to.
No, he's probably not read in.
But he's very, I think he's totally sincere. I, I, the rest of them,
I think are just being played or they're, there's something up. I mean,
they're, they're, they're something. This is like this kind of thing. I,
in fact, I wrote, I was going back and forth with one of,
one of our producers on email.
This kind of thing has to be done very carefully.
If you're going to rig the election for you, if you want to throw the election to Trump,
you have to do it.
It's like a boxing match.
You can't make it obvious that you're taking a fall.
Right.
Otherwise, you get beat up by the gangs who bet the other side.
I mean, you can't do it.
I mean, it's a corrupt situation.
So they have to be really careful the way they're doing it.
But I keep seeing it over and over and over again.
I think it's true with the CBS reporting that where they put out the edited clip of Camelot
talking about, you know, the Jews or somebody and it was just a difference in the one that
was aired. And then they didn't, and then when they were called out on it,
they refused to say anything, which made it look worse when in fact this could
have been a scheme to begin with. And there's example after example after
example of this, and you just brought a few in already, and there's more. Listen
to these headlines. Someone sent me a screenshot from Apple news plus Rollingstone.
Trump's closing pitch to voters.
Colon.
I will let you die if you don't bow to my demands.
Vanity fair.
Trump suggests Abraham Lincoln should have let the South keep a
little bit of slavery.
Wow.
The Daily Beast.
Where did that one come from?
From Vanity Fair.
I mean, where did they get that idea?
Who knows?
The Daily Beast.
Trump raged at slain soldiers' funeral bill.
$60,000 to bury an effing Mexican.
By the way, on that one, we should mention at least a little background on
that. That particular story, that one
in particular, was played as the top
news story on CBS.
I think it was yesterday.
Oh, I missed that one.
It was the deleted, they let it off to
Trump's a big, cheap, tightwad and
called the Mexicans something or
other. The mom,
the mother and the family came out
and said, this is bull crap.
Trump was great to them.
He did offer to pick up the tab.
Oh, I did see that.
Yes, I did see that.
You're right.
Yeah.
And this whole thing was contrived and again, CBS is caught with their pants down.
Where were they talking about it?
Where was the refute mint from the
Refutation from the from the family was that also on CBS or other stay no no they never got on CBS CBS refused to even address it and
No, it goes on social media. It was all over the place
And I think it was somebody's Fox or somebody talked to the woman they had her on one of the shows probably
Jesse's show
of course. But they, uh,
she refuted it completely. And again, this makes it look,
I think this was done on purpose to make CBS, you know,
look like a bunch of douche bags. I mean, they are douche bags at the moment,
but it makes them look like them. There's something's fishy about this,
about this whole thing,
the way it's being rolled out because they're getting caught
on every turn they're getting caught.
Only by us.
No.
No. Who else is?
The social medias are catching them.
Oh, the social medias. Oh, yeah.
Well, that's where everyone gets their information from.
So, that makes sense.
Yeah, well, that's where everyone gets their information from. So that makes sense.
I would be remiss if I didn't play Joy Reade's take on the upcoming
rally at Madison Square Garden.
Let me take you back to 1939.
Here we go.
Madison Square Garden in the heart of New York City.
But what you're seeing is no boxing match, hockey game, or even the
circus. It's a Nazi rally,
again, in New York City on February 20th, 1939, years into the Holocaust,
in mere months before Adolf Hitler would invade Poland. Hold on a second. 1939 was not years into the Holocaust. That didn't come until later.
Well Ford could be argued that the Jews are being rounded up by 1939.
And was this not under a Democrat president at the time?
Who was president?
Yeah, Roosevelt.
Oh, there you go.
Whoa, he did it.
He comes out with the first hello of the show.
This is not a competition.
The German American Bund, a pro-Nazi organization, held this rally at the garden to celebrate
the rise of Nazism.
It was advertised as a pro-American rally and featured a 30-foot tall portrait of George
Washington, but flanked by swastikas.
Nazi salutes were raised by the crowd.
See Kyle.
There was also violence at this rally
between police officers and those inside and outside
who protested the gathering.
That's a feature of Trumpism too.
Let's look at this.
Bring it on.
If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato,
knock the crap out of them, would you?
Seriously.
Okay. Just knock the hell out of him. Would you? Seriously. Okay.
Just knock the hell out. I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees. I promise.
This is from 2016. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Look at these people. Get out of here. Get out. Out. Out. Out. Back home to mommy. 2016.
She goes back home to mommy. Was that you darling? And then she gets the hell knocked out of her.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh so they had to dredge up stuff from what?
Yeah.
20 years ago or so.
Yeah.
It's fantastic.
It's just great.
I want to point something out to you early on in the show.
I don't have clips on this, but I picked it up. And then, so I contacted my source, one of my buddies who's a Spanish speaking guy,
who flew it. Is he Spanish?
Your Spanish speaking guy. Does he do your gardening?
Keep his name out of it because he's a Berkeley liberal.
And he takes your call.
And it, it, it's, I picked it up on,
it was either a, it was one, it was that show that shows up out.
It was one of the shows on Fox where they had these two Mexican guys,
Mexican American guys, but Mexicans, uh,
talking about the movement towards Latinos to Trump.
And it was the second time I heard it.
Cause I heard it at that meeting that Trump had in Florida of all these, you know,
Spanish speakers. Oh, were they all prayed over Trump? What an outrage.
Yes, that one.
The guy says, uh,
instead of saying Camala, you know, Kamala,
I was wondering where, you know,
there's a big stink over Kamala versus Kamala.
And there was a, to the point where you can't say Kamala,
that's racist or something for some unknown reason.
Yes, you're saying her name wrong on purpose.
So you're being racist.
Even though she said it that way herself,
but they've expunged all that information.
So I heard these two different guys say,
K. Mala.
K. Mala?
And then he said K. Mala, a Kamala.
Oh, he corrected himself.
That's what it sounded like, didn't it?
That's exactly what I thought the first time I heard it. The first time, the second time when I heard K-Mala, he said K-Mala-Kamala.
K-Mala is Spanish for is bad, was bad, is bad.
It's, it's, it's, malo means bad.
Oh, K-Mala, K-Mala.
K-Mala and K-Malo, which is bad if you're a dude.
Which is the masculine version, but it's Kemala.
And so they specifically said Kemala.
So they don't want you saying Kamala because it sounds like Kemala.
And these guys were saying it and the white host gringos, they were missing the point left and right.
So you look out for this, this is going on.
So I talked to him about this. I talked to him,
but he also mentioned to me that if you pronounce it a certain way,
Kamala also is Spanish for burn her.
But I think, but it's the main, mainly it's the bad,
she, you know, who, who bad, what bad, you know, she's bad,
whatever, you know, the overall, how bad, how bad, how bad,
how bad is what it technically is. How bad, how bad, how bad,
which is what they don't want you thinking. And so I,
as I was talking to him and I said, you know,
these Latinos for Trump, he says, he makes the comedy says.
It's and he's in Berkeley, he says, yeah, it's really something.
Meaning telling me that this Mexican turnout, this, this,
you know, this Latino turnout, Chicano, whatever you want to call them.
It was Chicano, Chicano, whatever you want to call them at this point.
Chicano's.
Chicano's.
Hello 1950.
Yeah, hello, Vato.
It's going to be massive.
I think they're under counting to an extreme.
Everybody that's got any common sense is going to vote for Trump.
Have you seen the same thing we're seeing here in Texas, which is lines for early voting?
We don't have early voting.
Oh, oh really?
No, you vote on the day or you send a ballot and it drop in a box.
Oh, well yeah, you guys have that advantage.
Yeah.
I have never seen it like this. There are people sitting in their car.
They have to wait in their car before they can even get in line.
Wait till the next day. What's the rush?
No, people are very excited to vote.
It's the most important election of our lifetime.
They were showing some of these early voting lines in Georgia and the line was,
it was down, it was like, it looked like Star Wars movie, you know, was playing.
It went around the block.
It was, I'm thinking, why don't you go wait till the next day?
What, why are people standing in line like this is beyond me?
Well, they're, they're all jacked up.
They're excited.
They want to get their vote in before the grid goes down.
That's got to be part of it.
I have another complaint, which we should have picked up a long time ago when we were talking about the debates, about how these are not debates. They're just not debates. It's like,
I asked you a question, you respond, then the other guy or gal can say something for 30 seconds,
and then we shut off your mind.
Yeah, it's not a debate. It's not a debate.
Just as these are not town halls.
This is an interview on the stage with pre-selected questions.
Well, I have the Shriver clip describing this.
Oh, what do you have?
This is just this one clip where she's at this one town hall.
I forgot which one.
It's the one before the CNN one.
And it's a woman in the audience.
I had to jack up the sound when the woman in the audience, you'll hear it.
You still barely understand her.
Shriver comes out and talks about how this is a big town hall and blah, blah, blah.
And then says these questions are...
No, you can't ask any questions.
Listen to this.
I have a few questions.
As I said, I went around to meet several of you
and I heard some questions that some of you had,
but universally, many of you said,
the reason I'm here is to see bipartisanship.
I wanna see what it looks like
so I can go home with information.
So you're gonna get that, okay?
Okay. So let's get going.
So sit back, be comfortable. You're not unfortunately. We have some pre-determined
questions and I hopefully I'll be able to ask some of the questions that might
be in your head. I hope so. Then she's going to be a mind reader.
These are not town halls.
Let's just stop.
This is, and we don't stop frequently enough to think about these things.
It's made for television event.
I have the quick package and I know you have a lot of stuff you want to play, but we can
come back to this later because I did get a few short clips from the CNN town hall.
At a town hall event outside Philadelphia.
Oh, by the way, this is the France 24 AI voice again.
This voice is taking over the whole channel.
At a town hall event outside Philadelphia, Kamala Harris honed her message to undecided
voters.
She reiterated that Donald Trump is unstable, unfit to serve, and a threat to the nation's core principles.
She also pointed repeatedly to former senior military figures from Trump's administration who have called him a fascist and claimed he spoke enviously of Adolf Hitler's Nazi generals.
Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist?
Yes, I do. Yes, I do. And I also believe that the people who know him best on this subject should be trusted.
With less than two weeks left before the presidential election, both Harris and Trump are trying
to attract voters that can tip the balance in the extremely close contest.
But rather than focusing on policy differences with each other, the two candidates have preferred
to cast aspersions. In Georgia, another swing state, Trump called Harris crazy, the worst
ever, loony, and a low IQ individual.
It's great when an AI voice reads this.
This election is loony.
Loony.
The choice between whether we will have... So this report says, oh, they were just casting aspersions, had nothing to do with their policies.
And then this is all Trump did, called a loony crazy.
And they play a clip where he does none of that.
In Georgia, another swing state, Trump called Harris crazy, the worst ever, loony, and a
low IQ individual. This election is a choice between whether we will have four more years of incompetence,
failure and disaster, or whether we will begin the four greatest years in the history of
our country.
How is that casting aspersions?
This is very odd.
Very odd.
It's a setup, man. It's a setup. Get ready to pull the rug on the economy,
Fed, whoever runs it. Get ready. Get ready. Get ready. Get ready.
You're not going to do that for...
Well, no, not for a little bit, but once he gets in and then...
Yes, they don't have the... The economy takes, you know, the economy that takes care of itself.
It pulls the rug out from under itself.
It gets too heated up and has to cool down.
It's just simple.
It was what it is.
It happens.
And it's about that time again.
Eh, a couple of years.
We got to 2026 at least.
Oh, okay.
Well, that's good.
So the grid will stay working for another couple of years?
I don't know about the grid.
Food will be on the shelves and we'll be able to live in harmony.
As you got that clip with the purge going on and on about being a fascist, because I saw the clip, I said, I bet you Adam grabs this. I bet you're going to get that clip.
I didn't take any clips from that CNN thing. That thing was a disaster. Cooper was crappy, he's no good.
And then the one, the other one that, that has Shriver on it was like,
it's of course somebody pointed out that both Shriver and Kamala had husbands
who were after they hired help.
Well, do you want a few quick clips from the pooper thing?
Yes. I w I just want to also mention that Liz Cheney, of course, was sitting at the table with Kamala
wearing this thing. And you think what is going on? Even John Stewart, who had, I have a clip of him
talking to Walls, because Walls is full of crap too, Stuart is beside himself with this Cheney
situation.
He just can't, it's just like, you know, he's a lefty.
He's still, I mean, the material is funny.
It's anti-Trump stuff, but it's funny.
You want to play that first?
You want to play that first?
The walls clips?
Yeah.
No, no, because the walls clips, once I have have it with Stuart, Walls is not about the,
about his being, it's about Cheney.
It's about Walls lying about something and then, and Stuart, instead of just pushing back immediately,
he has to soft pedal it.
I just thought it was so wimpy the way he did it.
That's a different, we'll get to it.
Well, I saw, I have a couple of, the first one is a little longer because it took her
a long time to not answer the question and Pooper kept hammering her about the border
wall. And even his question was, wow, that's different.
Is a border wall stupid?
I mean, that's a great question. Is a border wall stupid?
Is a border wall all stupid? Well let's talk about Donald Trump and that border wall.
Remember Donald Trump said Mexico would pay for it?
Come on, they didn't.
How much of that wall did he build?
I think the last number I saw was about 2% and then when it came time for him to do a
photo op, you know where he did it?
In the part of the wall that President Obama built.
But you're agreeing to a bill that would earmark $650 million to continue building that wall.
I pledge that I am going to bring forward that bipartisan bill to further strengthen
and secure our border.
Yes, I am.
And I'm going to work across the aisle to pass a comprehensive bill.
And Pooper's not going to let this go, by the way.
That deals with a broken immigration system.
I think Jackson's question, part of it was to acknowledge that America has always had
migration, but there needs to be a legal process for it.
What?
What? Wow. People legal process for it. What? What?
Wow.
People need to earn it.
And that's the point that I think is the most important point that can be made, which is
we need a president who is grounded in common sense and practical outcomes.
Like let's just fix this thing.
Let's just fix it.
Why is there any ideological perspective on this?
Let's just fix it why is there any ideological perspective on it let's just fix the problem
to fix the problem you're doing this compromise bill it does call for
six hundred fifty million dollars that was earmarked under trump
to actually still go to build a wall i'm not afraid of good ideas where they
occurred you know if you don't think it's stupid anymore
i think what he did and how he did it did was did not make much sense because
he actually didn't do much of anything.
I just talked about that wall. We just talked about it. He didn't actually do much of anything. But you do want to build some wall. I want to strengthen our border.
Okay. Well, she did a good avoidance, but
Buper was pushing through, pushing hard. Now come the shorter clips. This is the obvious one about,
hey, you've kind of been in the White House. How come you haven clips. This is the obvious one about, hey, you
know, you've kind of been in the White House. How come you haven't fixed any of these
problems? Some voters might ask, you've been in the White House for four years,
you were vice president, not the president, but why wasn't any of that done
for the last four years? Well, there was a lot that was done, but there's more to
do, Anderson. And I'm pointing out things that need to be done, that haven't been done, but need to be done.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's great.
That's fantastic.
Now, this short clip fits in with Waltz calling himself a knucklehead.
And this is about policy.
So, I may not be quick to have the answer as soon as you ask it about a specific policy
issue sometimes because I'm going to want to research it.
I'm going to want to study it.
I'm kind of a nerd sometimes.
So I think we can just call them nerd and knucklehead.
They're putting themselves down.
Nerd and knucklehead.
The show title.
Yeah, they're putting themselves down down which is not what you typically
do in a no it's a bad idea this is like simple marketing yeah all right now over to Roe v
Wade let me ask you you've talked about codifying Roe v Wade that would obviously require 60
votes in the Senate a majority of the house that's House. That's a big leap. We don't have
that yet. If that's not possible to codify it in the House, what do you do?
I think we need to take a look at the filibuster to be honest with you.
Okay. So you can't get your poor policies passed. By the way, Roe v. Wade was not a law, it was a Supreme Court decision.
It wasn't a law.
That's right.
Someone brought this up to me, and I have the final clip of this, that, let me see,
where is it here?
There is a law.
Oh no, I don't know where I can find it.
There's a law.
I think it's the...
Well, I'm failing on this.
Well, I think I may have to just move on.
Oh yes, the Unborn Victims of Violence Act in 2004.
And this is interesting in light of abortion.
Whomever harms or kills a child in utero
during the commission of a crime with knowledge
or recklessness regarding the pregnancy
shall, if the crime is murder, be punished
as for murder of two persons.
And if the crime is manslaughter,
be punished as manslaughter of two persons."
So, it's kind of interesting that it's not a person when you want to abort it, but if
there's a secondary crime, then all of a sudden it's a person.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
I think that was not a law. In 2004, I think it was codified, but I think before that it was always accepted principle.
Oh, principle.
Yeah, but now it's a law.
Anyway, here's Dana Bash wrapping up the Harrison Pooper town hall.
Well, I'll just tell you what I'm hearing from people who I have been talking to, and
that is that if her goal was to close the deal, they're not sure she did that.
And you know, some people have asked if she being held to a different standard, maybe,
but that's maybe the world that she's living in.
Okay, so she did not close the deal according to Danabash on CNN.
There's a deal?
Well, close the deal. What was the deal according to Danabash on CNN. There was a deal?
Well, close the deal.
Yeah. The goal was the deal to get everyone to say, Oh, you're the best.
I'm voting for you.
By the way, thank you to the multiple producers who heard the call, uh, and
found the original audio of your is Kamala drunk, and we didn't know for sure.
Uh, and was not easy to find this.
You remember this from the last episode?
I do.
It was your clip and here's the clip you you said is she drunk
here or high or what is going on?
Never let anyone take your joy.
I call myself a joyful warrior.
Right? Never let anyone take your joy from you.
Do you do what you got to do?
And isn't that a wonderful
way to live, to know you have purpose?
And here is the original.
Never let anyone take your joy from you.
I call myself a joyful warrior. And here is the original. Never let anyone take your joy from you.
I call myself a joyful warrior.
Right? Never let anyone take your joy from you. Now she may be high, but...
Do what you gotta do.
Yeah, it was slowed down.
That's all you... They used to do that with George Bush.
Yeah.
You slow it down. You don't have to slow it down much, but when you hear the original is very obvious, but it's hard sometimes it's hard to hear
You know, we had we had questions we weren't sure I mean I said it sounds slow down
But I didn't really know for sure well, you never said slow down. You just said you thought it was doctored
I said it was slowed down literally said it was slowed down
You literally said that yeah, I will go back and check. Why do you doubt me? Why do you
doubt me? Because you've been doing this more than usual. Okay, I will... You're
imagining things, you're dreaming them. All right, here we go. It's like the
wife who wakes up and choose you out for something you did in her dream that's
the impression I'm getting someone go to Bing it dot I O and pull the clip
please all right now okay so let's go to the the only one I really paid attention
to it was Hallie Jackson's sit down with Kamala. I did not see this
now this is NBC Meet the Press no? No no no no this was who is she was a special
this was a special. A special? Yeah. Oh a special. And I don't even know where it ran.
What is Hallie Jackson on what the what NBC?
She's a big MSNBC. Oh, this is but she's not an MSNBC stooge. She's an MSNBC reporter
So she's but she's a stooge in this and so here's that we've got I
Got a bunch of clips here. We got
We'll start with the she's trying to think what's the best order to go with these.
Let's start with her.
She asks her about the trans.
The trans?
The trans.
Did she say, Kamala, tell me about the trans?
No, but it's about the trends. Okay. Donald Trump is running tens of millions of dollars in ads to talk about two cases, to
distract from the fact that his policy and plan is also to take away the Affordable Care
Act, which provides healthcare for tens of millions of people in our country, that his plan is to undo the $35 a month cap on insulin.
That it impacts.
Where did he say, is this trans by the way?
The question was, I'm just giving you the answer,
I didn't play the whole thing.
I'll say the question is, what do you feel about Trump's,
about trans, and she goes on about how to follow the law
and she says, well, what about, she just, she just takes off on a tangent.
She's doing the weave.
Yeah, but she never weaves back.
She just weaves off.
Hallie Jackson, by the way, is the senior Washington correspondent for NBC News.
Yes, she's a news person, she's a reporter.
She's not a, not a show person.
Okay.
...is to undo the $35 a month cap on insulin that impacts millions of seniors in our country.
That his plan is to do away with the $2,000 cap on prescription medication, the annual
cap.
Is there any place that he said that or is there...
No, I can find... I can't recall this.
That his plan is to get rid of the Department of Education, which would mean getting rid of Head Start.
That his plan is to give tax cuts to billionaires and big corporations and on the backs of middle-class
working people. So let's not get distracted by the issues that, to your point, from the
introductory point you raised, people want to know that their president has a plan to
make their life better. And that includes addressing bringing down the cost of living,
it includes dealing with prescription medication costs. It includes addressing the housing crisis
and affordable housing crisis in our country.
It includes supporting our small businesses,
investing in American industries,
and strengthening our economy.
I will move on, but I don't know that I heard a clear answer
from you on the issue of gender-affirmative care.
It sounds like what you're saying is,
there should be something between trans Americans
and their doctors.
It feels like that's a long way from,
we see you and we love you,
which was your message to trans Americans in May.
What do you want the LGBTQ plus community to know
as they're looking for a full-throated backing from you
for trans Americans?
I believe that all people should be treated
with dignity and respect, period,
and should not be vilified for who they are,
and should not be bulliedified for who they are and should not be bullied
for who they are and that is a true statement for me my entire career and
that has not changed. It's pathetic by the way I was hallucinating I was hallucinating. I was wrong. Mea culpa. I messed up. I was an error. I was completely out of line and just plain wrong.
Drunk or not drunk.
Yeah, I think that's doctored. There you go. You were right.
It's funny. At my age, my memory is so on the money there.
But I would never say that you have bad memory because of your age.
I would never say that.
That's on you.
I never say that.
Because then I would say, hey, you old coot, you can't remember.
But I see I didn't say that.
Yeah.
Well, you're not going to catch me because you say, in fact, curiously, I nailed the
exact comment you made, which was doctor.
You nailed it. You nailed it.
You never said slowed it down.
I was hallucinating and I probably,
when I was running the two clips, I thought, oh yeah, I was right.
And I was just wrong. So I'm, I'm, I'm so sorry that if I offended you.
The apology is accepted.
Okay, onward.
We're going back to Kamala Jackson, the interview.
We're gonna go to ramble with lies.
And this is where she just starts rambling
and she's literally lied in the last clip too,
about what Trump's gonna do about this and that.
At least as far as we know.
Yeah, we don't know.
I've not heard what she claimed.
We can just assume it's a lie, because she lies here
with stuff we know is a lie.
And Holly does not push back on her.
If you win, it is entirely possible
that the federal court cases against the former president
will continue on.
He is, of course course facing those felony charges.
Would you consider if you win and he's convicted a pardon for former president Trump?
I'm not going to get into those
hypotheticals. I'm focused on the next 14 days.
But do you believe, is there any part of you that subscribes to the argument that has been
made in the past that a pardon could help bring America together, could help unify the country
and move them move on? Let me tellify the country and move them, move on.
Let me tell you what's going to help us move on.
I get elected president of the United States.
Wow.
Okay.
That was Rambo with lies.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That might've been Rambo too.
I'm sorry.
Here's Rambo with lies.
A president who respects their duty to uphold the constitution of the United States, Donald Trump has said he would terminate the Constitution of the United States.
The American people are being presented.
No, when was this?
When did Trump say he's going to terminate the Constitution?
And where is Holly here?
This is the reason I wanted this clip played.
Where is Holly pushing back on that?
Where's the fact check?
Fact check, she's a fact checker, she's a reporter.
Well, is Madam Vice President speaking?
But you know what happened there?
Because you have your clips labeled three, four, five,
and I saw two, and I thought that was clip two.
So that's how that happened.
Let's go back and continue with the lies.
States, Donald Trump has said he would terminate the Constitution of the United
States. The American people are being presented with a choice here about
whether we want a president who understands that America must stand
strong as a leader around the globe, or an individual in Donald Trump who
openly admires dictators, my goodness, recent reports that he gave COVID tests
to the president of Russia during the height
of the pandemic here,
when Americans couldn't get their hands on COVID tests.
These are the choices before the American people right now.
The choice before the American people.
Hey, just thinking back,
was there ever really a moment
when we couldn't get our hands on COVID tests?
Do you recall this?
Once those tests came out,
they were throwing them at you.
You got four for four for free and they were sending them to mail.
I have about 50 of them.
Yeah, I mean I could say I should send them to Putin.
I'm trying to think, was there ever a moment when there was a shortage of tests?
Test kits, free test kits, no.
I can't remember.
And he wasn't talking about test kits, it was the machines they were talking about that
her staff still hasn't straightened her out on.
Is the choice to choose to turn the page on the division and the hate and to bring our
country together knowing the vast majority of us have so much more in common than what separates us and that we can be
optimistic about a new generation of leadership
That is focused on what we have yet to achieve to uplifting the American people
Hmm
So that's when he goes to the next clip which you just play the beginning of because right there
I would write at that point where she goes where Halliburton comes in she should have said well he never said he's
gonna terminate the Constitution where did that come from and it's like you
know she could have pushed back on any of it but no what she does is she asked
her about the pardon if you win it is entirely possible that the okay you
stop it there what what she changed the topic She didn't push back on any of the bullcrap?
This is really the kind of reporting that we're getting. It's deplorable. I know.
I'm always surprised that you're so surprised that this is the recording we're getting.
I'm overacting.
Well, no, I think you really are upset by it. You are very disappointed.
Now, I'm looking at these clips.
Where's three?
Well, that's why I was a little confused myself.
Okay.
Well, obviously I mislabeled.
No, no, I think ramble two is three.
That could be.
Yeah.
Whatever the case, we're going to move to four.
And this is another question she doesn't answer answer but this has been coming up in the
conversation a lot on the Fox people keep saying that when, well actually the question
though, we'll talk about this after we play this clip.
One of the things you've talked about is having a Republican in your cabinet potentially.
You've spent a lot of time on the campaign trail with former Congresswoman Liz Cheney
as you referenced.
Is she somebody who would consider putting in the cabinet?
Have you talked with her about this topic?
I'll keep you posted.
Okay.
I'll keep you posted.
I'll keep you posted.
I'll keep you posted.
So Liz Cheney, the talk is that if Kamala gets elected-
Secretary of State.
No, I understand it was going to be Secretary of Defense.
Of course.
What am I thinking?
Of course.
I caught myself.
Doesn't count.
You did.
You said it.
I don't care.
I'm going to hell.
That's what I said.
I'm not going anywhere.
Yeah.
So I thought that was,
I found that quite amusing.
So here we go with five.
You have made it clear that you believe this is a binary choice between you and Donald Trump.
That's those are the candidates on the ballot.
There's only two choices.
And I know that Joe Biden is not on the ballot.
I understand that.
But the reason that you are at the top of the ticket is because he dropped out of this race.
And so I want to ask you, and it was largely because of that.
I stopped the clip for a second.
This is the seminal clip.
This is at the end of the interview.
I think this is a destructive question and answer because Kamala just looks like a moron
answering this question the way she does.
And then she gets arrogant and I dare I say uppity.
Uh oh!
Wait a minute.
You know, even if you call her lazy, that's racist.
Now you're calling her uppity?
Well, you tell me.
All right.
And so I want to ask you, and it was largely because of that debate performance back in
June, you defended him in the days before and in the days after as you were campaigning
for another four years for President Biden.
Can you say that you were honest with the American people about what you saw in those
moments with President Biden as you were with him again and again, repeatedly in that time?
Of course.
Joe Biden is an extremely accomplished, experienced, and capable in every way that anyone would want if they're president.
You never saw anything like what happened at the debate night behind closed doors with him?
It was a bad debate. People have bad debates.
He is absolutely...
But that's the reason why you're here and he's not running for the top of the ticket.
Well, you'd have to ask him if that's the only reason why.
What do you think?
I am running for president of the United States.
Joe Biden is not.
I think it's okay to say uppity Indian.
That may be okay.
Yeah.
Well, uppity Indian.
Since we don't really care the way we do this show.
We don't really care.
We don't really care.
We don't care. I just got a call from the advertisers that canceling the buy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the, so we don't care.
No, we don't.
We can say what we want.
Yes, we can.
So this is the final clip of this group and this is where she wraps it up.
It's 20 minutes or so.
I guess that's all she wanted to give her.
And so she, I guess they had the same people on the, on the,
on the floor. They are waving their arms at times up that they do with Bret
Bair. And so time is up and here we go.
I am running for president of the United States. Joe Biden is not.
And my presidency will be about bringing a
new generation of leadership to America that is
focused on the work that we need to do to invest in the ambitions and aspirations of
the American people.
It's a judgment question, that's why I ask.
Can the American people trust you in these moments, even when it's maybe uncomfortable
for Americans to have, to level with Americans in that way?
So that's why I ask.
And it sounds like what you're saying is you feel like you
never saw anything like that from President Biden.
I have worked with Joe Biden, whether it hours and hours
and hours over these four years, whether it be in the
situation room or the Oval Office, Joe Biden is the one who
was able to bring NATO together.
Sharp as a tack.
During a crisis.
Where for the first time in 70 years Europe
saw and has seen war. Joe Biden has done the work that has been about being a leader on
what we have done to fix so much of what has been broken in terms of the economy because
of Donald Trump's mismanagement. I speak with not only sincerity, but with a real firsthand account of watching him do
this work.
I have no reluctance in saying that.
No, of course I don't.
Madam Vice President, thank you for your time.
Thank you.
Appreciate you being with us.
Okay.
And her voice is starting to grate on me.
But I would like to play, if you want to hear some lies, the lies, now this, now this was
just brazen, this was her final statement, every news organization used clips from it,
and she did this outside of the Naval Academy, which is her vice presidential abode.
Now it's- No, she was, it was the Coast Guard thing.
A Coast Guard, I'm sorry. Is it Coast Guard or Naval. I was a naval account. I said the observatory. Maybe I'm a little observatory
Observatory there you go. Yeah now
Is she when she does that is she which is nowhere not the Academy the academies in Annapolis, Maryland. Yeah
So she had the two flags, you know behind her she's on the steps now
It's oh you can campaign is because that's basically a vice presidential setting and there's no
hatch act or anything, you can do all that, that's not a problem.
I don't know.
Because everyone else is like, well, I'm in my capacity as a person, I'm shitting for
Kamala, I'm not the secretary of energy or Secretary of Transportation. It doesn't matter.
But let's just call out every single piece of dis or misinformation, also known as lies,
in this clip.
Lies!
This was, I mean, this was very fine people to the extreme.
So yesterday we learned that Donald Trump's former Chief of Staff, John Kelly, a retired
four-star general, confirmed that while Donald Trump was president, he said he wanted
generals like Adolf Hitler had.
I don't think he said that.
I think he might've said, at best, John Kelly said, he admired them.
He didn't say he wanted generals like that.
So I think that's a lie.
Donald Trump said that because he does not want a military that is loyal to the United States Constitution.
I don't think he said that.
He wants a military that is loyal to him. He wants a military who will be loyal to him personally.
Yeah, I don't think he said that.
One that will obey his orders even when he tells them to break the law
or abandon their oath to the Constitution of the United States.
This is some kind of extrapolation that I would call a lie.
In just the past week, Donald Trump has repeatedly called his fellow Americans
the enemy from within. Okay, I'll give you, he's called some of his fellow Americans, namely you, Nancy Pelosi
and others.
So, a half lie.
And even said that he would use the United States military to go after American citizens.
And let's be clear about who he considers.
Now, we talked about what he said and what he said was that the current administration,
not him, the current administration should use the National Guard or if necessary the
military if there was rioting and nonsense going on on election day.
That's what he actually said, correct?
I think so. I don't remember exactly.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he said.
It was at the Maria Bartiromo interview.
And here we go.
To be the enemy from within.
Anyone who refuses to bend a knee or dares to criticize him
would qualify in his mind as
the enemy within.
Like judges, like journalists, like nonpartisan election officials.
It is deeply troubling.
I don't think he said any of that.
And incredibly dangerous that Donald Trump would invoke Adolf Hitler, the man who is responsible
that he would awaken him from the dead.
Incredibly dangerous that Donald Trump would invoke Adolf Hitler, the man who is responsible
for the deaths of six million Jews.
Might be alive.
And hundreds of thousands of Americans.
All of this is further evidence for the American people of who Donald Trump really is.
This is a window into who Donald Trump really is.
From the people who know him best.
From the people who worked with him side by side in the Oval
Office and in the Situation Room.
And it is clear from John Kelly's words that Donald Trump is someone who I quote,
certainly falls into the general definition of fascist, who in fact vowed to be a dictator
on day one and vowed to use the military as his-
For one day only
certainly falls into the general definition of fascist who in fact vowed to be a dictator on day
one and vowed to use the military as his personal militia no what personal militia
this is so good personal militia to carry out his personal and political vendettas.
Donald Trump is increasingly unhinged and unstable.
And in a second term, people like John Kelly would not be there to be the guard rails
against his propensities and his actions.
Those who once tried to stop him from pursuing his worst impulses would no longer be there
and no longer be there to rein him in.
So the bottom line is this.
We know what Donald Trump wants.
He wants unchecked power.
The question in 13 days will be what do the American people want?
Probably want that unchecked power.
I'm just guessing people go, yeah, give him unchecked power.
So I'd like to know what the deal is with John Kelly, who looks like a prick if you
ask me.
Well, I have a few clips on the deal with John Kelly.
Well, do you want me to Well, I have a few clips on the deal with John Kelly.
If you'd like to know. Well, do you want me to play my Walls clips first?
Yes.
Which since you're talking since the theme currently is lies.
Yes. Let's go to the Walls lies.
So here we go. This is John Stewart. This is last Monday.
Tim Walls is the guest and here's what he says.
In small towns, these are not hateful people, but they're wondering where did their manufacturing
jobs go?
Well, Donald Trump shipped them overseas, you know, tariffs and things like that.
We need to make sure we're making the case that, look, here's how this is going to specifically
impact you.
We hear you about this.
Wow.
Okay.
Trump shipped them off over there.
That was his entire 2016 policy was bringing them back.
Yes. And so Trump somehow shipped them overseas. Now, Stuart is, he's political, so he knows this is bull crap, but he how am I going to push back on this? Because I'm going to get burned if I let this stand.
So he does kind of a wimpy workaround.
Instead of saying, no, Trump didn't ship everything overseas, and that's why everyone's upset
because Trump shipped the jobs overseas.
That was just the opposite of what he promotes.
So Stuart worms his way out of it, but I thought it was pretty low lifestyle
of doing it.
He wouldn't be confrontational at all.
But I would think the Democrats are the one, when you talk about shipping things overseas,
you would say NAFTA or free trade were the things that really hollowed out the manufacturing
base.
Now, investment in infrastructure and all that has brought a lot of it back. But that is kind of an albatross around Democrats next, which is our trade policies kind of
helped this globalization.
It's a fair argument, but I also think too that COVID rechanged that the breaking of
the chain, the supply chains.
And look, we can have fair trade, we produce more soybeans in Minnesota than we're gonna
eat.
We need to have markets for them, but it needs to be fair, making sure the jobs are here.
I'm going to use that in any argument.
Hey, look, soybeans, OK?
Just look, soybeans.
Unfortunately, you're joking around at the end, but he makes this.
He says soybean.
He brings it out of the blue.
I don't know what it's got to do with jobs going overseas.
He says we have soybeans to sell and we wanna make sure that
Americans are making this, play that little end again. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-
No, that's okay, I don't blame you cuz I do it all the time. But he just changes the subject,
calls the supply chain and COVID and then he throws soybeans in. He says we gotta make sure
these are American jobs as opposed to who's what what.
Our trade policies kind of helped this globalization.
It's a fair argument but I also think too that COVID rechanged that the breaking of
the chain you know the supply chains and look we can have fair trade we produce more soybeans
in Minnesota than we're going to eat we need to have markets for them but it needs to be
fair making sure the jobs are here. Pfft.
Making sure the jobs are here.
Who, what, where, if we're making the soybeans here,
the jobs are going to be here.
What is he saying?
Look is what he's saying.
Stewart was flummoxed by the whole thing
because he couldn't, he knew he couldn't,
he couldn't really say the guy was full of shit.
Yeah, well, he's the knucklehead, the nerd in the knucklehead. Now let's go to He couldn't really say the guy was full of shit.
He's the knucklehead, the nerd in the knucklehead.
Now let's go to...
Elitist Voices of America.
This is NPR.
Our national treasure.
I'm going to talk about the hundreds, I think it's literal hundreds, let me see, yes, hundreds
of threats Trump has made to
punish his political, I'm sorry, his perceived opponents. This is your
national treasure.
We know former President Trump has talked about, quote,
locking people up for a long time. What's new about what you found here?
We looked at rally speeches, interviews, social media posts just since 2022 when he was
preparing for this campaign, and that's how we found more than 100 examples.
More than 100 examples.
Who exactly is he targeting?
Well, at the top of the list are his political opponents.
He says if he wins on day one, he will appoint a special prosecutor to investigate President
Joe Biden and Biden's family.
He says Vice President Kamala Harris should be prosecuted.
He's reposted calls for former President Barack Obama, former
Congresswoman Liz Cheney to face military tribunals. And then he's also pushed for prosecutions
and arrests of people involved in the criminal and civil cases against them, prosecutors,
judges, even a courthouse staffer. And in one case, he floated the idea of prosecuting
a member of the Georgia grand jury that indicted him for election interference. Yeah, he's probably said all of that.
You know, the funny thing is he said, I think so too, on, you know, just casually saying
one thing or another.
Well, he'll say that person should be prosecuted.
I don't think he said, I'm going to, when I'm president, I'm going to, I don't think
he's that dumb.
I think you're right there too.
But what's interesting to me is something we played, I don't know,
three or four months ago, it was a clip from, not Mark Levin, but Michael Savage
from his podcast where he goes on and says, I hope he does all that.
I think there's a lot of Republicans with a grudge who actually, this appeals.
Big time. It appeals to them that, yeah, he should go after Biden, that asshole, and he should go
after Kamala.
He's, yeah, yeah, do it.
And if all he's going to say is, I'm going to put a special prosecutor out there, well,
that's exactly what Biden did to him.
Special prosecutor Jack Smith, What's the difference? I think the real argument here is that most of the 2016 campaign was built on
lock her up and he never did.
That's the point. You can always throw that back in their face.
They never locked her up and they could have the way she acted
throwing away confidential
documents and all the rest and putting on her own server and smashing phones and destroying
the evidence and all the rest.
Bleach bit.
Bleach bit.
Yeah, there you go.
A name from the past.
Second part here.
Okay, so this goes well beyond just politicians, including private citizens like this jury you just described but also journalists
What is Trump's?
We said journalists who refused to give up their sources should go to jail
He says CBS and NBC should be investigated and lose their broadcast licenses because he didn't like their news coverage
He's also attacked people who criticize or protest the Supreme Court. This is from a rally this September
These people should be put in jail the way they talk about who criticize or protest the Supreme Court. This is from a rally this September.
These people should be put in jail the way they talk about our judges and our justices
trying to get them to sway their vote.
I mean, what you're describing, Tom, is pretty frightening.
And all of this obviously raises the question, could former President Trump actually do this?
Well, there's been a norm that's generally accepted for decades that the White House
does not direct investigations by the Justice Department, but it is not the law.
And at the end of the day, the president does control the Justice Department.
Of course, there are guardrails.
Judges can refuse to sign warrants.
They can dismiss charges.
But investigations alone, legal experts told me, can be terrifying, cost a ton of money
in legal bills.
And there's this concern that just the threat
of a prosecution can make someone say,
if opposing the president gets me investigated,
is it really worth the risk?
Well, hello pot, ah, I did it.
Hello pot, kettle, black.
Yeah, I did it.
You did.
I did it.
We're not counting these, I don't want our guy out there
counting the hellos.
No, no, no, but this was Hello Pot Kettle.
It's a little different because it is Hello Pot Kettle.
Yeah, but you said it with the intonation.
I know.
Hello.
Okay, so now comes the coincidence.
There's a couple coincidences taking place in the kingdom.
On Thursday, we had a brief report about this because it was just happening or it hadn't
even happened during the show.
I'm sorry that's not really that that's that's not the report I wanted to play.
That's Trump at the fry station at McDonald's.
Here we go. Oh.
Where is...
Interesting.
I thought I had an actual clip of him.
Anyway, so Trump was at McDonald's.
Man, I'm sure I had a full report of that.
You probably do.
Yeah, I don't know where it is.
So he was...
Oh, no.
So he was at McDonald's and I think it was a good move.
It was funny, first of all, because of Kamala. He put on the apron. He kind of really did look like Ronald McDonald
with the red tie and everything.
It was amazing to see.
And then he's serving people at the drive-through window.
And there were lots of posts from people on video saying,
hey, I'm one of the 4 million people who works at fast food
and I like that my president doesn't mind
putting on the apron.
So in general, I'd say it was pretty good. I think it was a huge win
and I don't think they expected it to be. And then all of a sudden...
Tonight the CDC is warning of a deadly E. coli outbreak linked to the McDonald's
quarter pounder. At least 49 people in 10 states have gotten sick between
September 27th and October 11th. Ten had to be hospitalized, including a child with severe kidney complications.
Now, what is interesting kind of like old news.
Yes.
This is the kind of thing that's like the Kelly thing.
Yes.
He comes out what, eight years later and makes these comments.
Yes. And October 11th was well before Trump did his McDonald's thing but the coincidence
of this report all of a sudden and it's only quarter pounders. Colorado reporting the most
cases with 27 and one death. Colorado the bluest state in the Union. Hey, hey, we better start making a big deal out of this.
Reportedly, an older person.
McDonald's will teach you.
Reportedly.
E. coli is a bacteria that can cause serious illness, including fever, stomach cramps,
and in severe cases, can be deadly.
All of the people who got sick reported eating at McDonald's beforehand.
Most reporting, they ate a quarter pounder hamburger. Most reporting. Someone might have had nuggets. This is so flimsy and
it's not the FDA who comes in but the CDC are they in charge of this?
Donald's removing the sandwich from the menu in affected areas saying in a
statement a subset of illnesses may be linked to slivered onions used in the
quarter pounder and sourced by a single supplier that serves three distribution centers.
And where did the onions come from?
McDonald's is facing its first lawsuit stemming from the E. coli outbreak linked to its quarter
pounders.
The lawsuit was filed in Colorado, which is one of 10 states where the popular burgers
have been taken off the menu temporarily.
Slice onions and quarter pounders have been identified as the menu temporarily. Sliced onions and quarter pounders have been identified
as the possible culprit. Taylor Farms of California also recalling its onions. Though it remains
unclear if the company directly supplied the onions in question, Taylor Farms is known to be
a supplier to the fast food chain. So California onions, we think people got sick after they ate
a quarter pounder in Colorado. McDonald's stocked down 9 or 10%.
Like we'll show you.
Yes, buying opportunity.
We'll show you.
Yeah, I think it is too.
We'll show you McDonald's.
Big mistake there, McDonald's.
Don't you be pandering to the Trump man, McDonald's.
And-
That's kind of the way, yeah, you could easily see it that way.
Oh, please. That to me is so obvious. The report is flimsy.
It's flimsy and it's old. It ended on October 11th. It was way before any of this took place.
Yes. So now we have...
Thanks for warning us about E. coli a month ago. CDC, at McDonald's CDC, with your California onions,
which they clearly don't put on the Big Mac,
only on the Quarter Pounder.
Now the next issue which we need to be yelling about
because that gets us clips on X and it keeps the mainstream
media relevant is Elon Musk.
Elon Musk.
Oh no.
Elon.
Oh, Elon.
Tonight, Kamala Harris's running mate, Governor Tim Walz, going after one of Donald Trump's
most prominent backers in the 2024 race, the world's richest man, Elon Musk.
He's been pouring an eye popping amount of money to help elect the former president. I'm going to talk about his running mate. His running mate, Elon Musk. Look, Elon's
on that stage jumping around, skipping like a dipshit. That guy is literally the richest man in the world spending
millions of dollars to help Donald Trump buy an election.
Unlike the billion dollars that was sent to the Harris-Walls campaign to buy the
election. The Harris-Walls campaign has twice as much money. Yeah. Who's buying an
election? My source tonight is CNN's Joni O'Sullivan
who went to Elon Musk's town halls
that he held over the weekend.
He spent it on the campaign trail.
Those town halls were interesting.
The one he did in, I think, was it Delaware?
He's standing in front of an American flag,
which kind of makes him look like Patton.
Yeah, he has it done.
You know what I mean?
He got, yeah, so yeah. But I You know what I mean? Yes. Yeah. But I giant flag.
But I didn't like the flag is out of proportion. But it makes them look like
not patent but F would the actor because the actor from the movie. But also that
flag is is not regulation size. It's square. The flag is a rectangle. Oh, I didn't notice this.
Yeah, and that bothered me just a little bit.
I'm going to guess that Governor Walz does not like Elon Musk very much. But, Donnie,
on Elon being so involved in the campaign trail, obviously he supports Trump. He's
been spending a ton of money on him, but he's now going as far to offer million-dollar
giveaways to people who are registering to vote. Republican officials, some of them,
there's a group of about 11 that are asking the Justice
Department to investigate him.
Are there Republicans investigating him over that?
That I know of.
For this, does it violate campaign finance laws
or federal election law?
What's your sense of whether or not that deters him at all
or how he's feeling about this?
Doesn't faze him one bit.
I get the sense.
I mean, one, we were there actually at his town hall in a church in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
on Saturday night where he gave out that first million dollar check.
America PAC, the PAC that Elon Musk is behind, they changed the wording slightly the day
after as there was a lot of talk of legal scrutiny of this. So rather
than saying we are awarding this a winner a million dollars, they are now hiring a spokesperson
per day and paying them a million dollars. So there's some sign of a change there. Clearly
maybe they see some legal loophole there. But aside from the million dollars, they're also paying people. They're paying people $47 in swing in battleground states
to register or refer people to sign up
to America PAC this petition.
And really just highlighting the value that's
in Pennsylvania and how important they view Pennsylvania,
$100 to Pennsylvania voters to sign this petition.
And it's not just a petition, right?
Because what you're doing is they're paying you a hundred dollars and they're
getting all your data, your personal information and seeing that you're a
registered voter and then can easily target you with advertising, whether
it's online, offline, whatever else.
Which is priceless.
Shocking.
To a campaign.
Oh, it's priceless.
How about people just, Hey, give me a hundred bucks.
I'll vote for Trump. I mean, that's really what it is. Well, that, but they, that, that is
illegal. Is it now? Yeah, yeah, it is. It's only if you have to prove it. Well, you'd
have to obviously. No, you give the 100 bucks and you say, hey man, do your thing. Hey,
here's 100. There's a hundo. It's a hundoundo. I'm sorry about I have to do this at the tone a clip from the view will be played
People keep trying to buy the election
Elon Musk has gone all in for you know who and now you know giving out a
million dollars a day to people who
sign his super PACS petition.
What?
Now I thought that was against the law but apparently this thing found some new loop
stuff that allowed this to go.
I thought you couldn't do this.
I didn't hear that one.
They found some new loop stuff.
What?
Now, I thought that was against the law, but apparently this thing found some new loop
stuff that allowed this to go.
I thought you couldn't do this.
What's happening?
Loop stuff.
Well, I think that's what you do when you have no plan for the public.
When you have no economic plan that's going to benefit the middle class, when you have
no plan to protect reproductive rights, when you have no plan to address climate change and produce American energy, you go
to these type of tactics.
It's all about the strategy.
He has a concept of a plan.
Aren't these tactics against the law, though?
Aren't you?
Well, I'll let the lawyers decide, but it should—look, I think—
Look.
Giving water away—
Look.
Look.
Isn't this the same thing?
No, because they're signing a petition, so you're technically not buying the vote.
Frankly, there's nothing that can stop people from signing the petition, getting the million
bucks, and then voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.
That's right.
Woo!
Do that.
But make sure you're not putting yourself in a trick bag.
Where they say, oh by the way, you didn't read this little tiny print?
Don't sign Jack until you know what you're signing and how it's going to affect you.
That's okay.
There's an interesting thing, the undercurrent going on here,
and there's a lot of this stuff we have to kind of catch early, like the K-mala.
K-mala.
K-mala. I'm sorry. K-mala.
K-mala.
K-mala. So is the, in the trades, I've been picking up on a bunch of little hints about Whoopi.
Oh.
I believe they're going to, if, I believe ABC is getting ready
to get rid of her.
If Trump wins, she'll have to go.
But I think they're getting ready to get rid of her, whether he wins or not. They're planting
these stories. The main one was they've changed their set and they moved to a new location and Whoopi, like,
like this, who cares?
Whoopi is all upset about her dressing room.
And so she's moved her personal offices nearby so she can have her own dressing room in her own offices.
So they're painting her as some sort of a ridiculous diva.
Yes.
That has got to go. And I've, and there's not,
these stories are being planted and they're very subtle and they're here and they're there and they're here and they're there. This is the kind of thing you've noticed is that you've worked in the business. Oh yeah. The setup, you know, let's startie, and nobody does that, because who would? All right.
She's out.
She'll be gone within six months.
Hmm.
Do you think she might be celebrity A or celebrity B?
I don't know.
This morning, a new civil lawsuit
alleges Sean Diddy Combs sexually assaulted a then
13-year-old girl after the VMAs in the year 2000.
Combs attended the award show with his then girlfriend Jennifer Lopez.
The lawsuit says Diddy's driver invited the alleged victim to an after party telling her
Combs like younger girls and saying she fit what Diddy was looking for.
At the party the lawsuit says the teen accepted a drink and went to lie down feeling woozy
and lightheaded.
Combs allegedly grabbed the teen saying you are ready to party.
The lawsuit says the teen was sexually assaulted by a male identified as celebrity A while
combs and a female identified as celebrity B watched.
Combs then allegedly assaulted her while celebrities as celebrity B watched. Combs then allegedly assaulted her
while celebrities A and B watched.
The new civil lawsuits accused Combs of sexual assaults
over more than two decades from 2000 to 2022.
Alleged victims include a then 17-year-old male
who says Combs molested him at a party in New York
and a man who says Combs assaulted him
at a party in Los Angeles.
The man says he took this photo of the vodka Combs served him to document the alleged
encounter.
Yeah, Diddy's lawyer now trying to get the judge to place a gag order on everything and
everybody.
Which would be interesting.
And again, no coincidences in the kingdom.
Former Abercrombie and Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries arrested by federal authorities today,
facing a slew of criminal charges.
Prosecutors accusing him of running an international sex ring and prostitution business
with his romantic partner Matt Smith and a third man, Jim Jacobson, from 2008 to 2015.
Powerful individuals for too long have trafficked and abused for their own sexual pleasure
young people with few resources in a dream. Federal prosecutors saying the trio paid dozens
of men to travel around the world to engage in sex acts. The indictment saying many of the victims
were coerced and led to believe participating would mean modeling opportunities with Abercrombie
and that not complying could harm their careers. According to the indictment, Jeffries and
Smith relied on their vast financial resources, Jeffries power, and a network
of employees to run the secret business that was dedicated to fulfilling their
sexual desires. According to prosecutors, Jacobson was the middleman who recruited
men from around the world to try out for sex events. Those tryouts allegedly required the candidates to first engage in sex
acts with Jacobson. Jeffries, who was still running the company at the time until
his departure in 2014, allegedly hired household staff to transport the men and
supervise the sex events, directing them to wear costumes, use sex toys, and
perform sex acts. The defendants pressured the men to consume alcohol, Viagra, and must relax
and ensure that the men did not leave the sex events.
Several accusers filed a civil lawsuit a year ago.
Brett Edwards represents some.
We are very happy that the wheels of justice are moving in the right direction.
Attorneys for Smith and Jeffries saying they will respond when appropriate
Abercrombie and Fitch and Jacobson's attorney declined to comment. So
Rob our constitutional lawyer. He says the similarities in these cases is
uncanny
By the way, I've never received an invitation for a sex event. She was like, hey, would you come to my sex event?
So this is a proposed class.
It was Jillian that Michaels, that woman that was when she showed up on Gutfeld and they were talking about
one of the ditty things she was, she was, I wish I had a clip of it.
She was complaining. What was wrong with me?
She was, she was, I wish I had a clip of it. She was complaining, what was wrong with me?
Never got invited to any of this crap.
Proposed class action under New York Adult Survivors Act,
which you recall was brought back specifically for Trump
and that woman who alleges that he raped her
in the department store.
Yeah, lunatic.
The lawsuit alleges that Abercrombie endorsed and propped up Jeffries sex trafficking ring
so that the company, according to the civil claims during his tenure as CEO between 92
and 2014, Jeffries coerced dozens of aspiring male models into having sex during purported
Abercrombie casting events at his homes in Manhattan and the Hamptons. Jeffries also arranged for models to be transported abroad for abuse at
international casting events for the clothing giants.
I mean, this is, it's like, let's just get it all out.
Who's next?
Who is next?
Yes.
Although you have the big three, F3.
Well, they killed the, you know, the, the Victoria's Secret guy.
He, he, he, he he died early he died years ago
There the French guy. Oh, yeah, it was part of the Epstein thing. Whoops. He's dead. Oops. Sorry
I don't know this who knows listen the underground of this stuff is just
Disgusting. I don't know. I was laughing because I think there's something funny about it
I mean these guys are all you know going to these sex parties dressed up in costumes
and tons of lube and the, I don't know, was it 500, 900 dildos that Diddy had?
What do you do with, I mean, it's just the whole thing is, it's ridiculous.
Well, I think at a certain point, power and money, you get bored.
There's an element of boredom.
You've been around very, not rich, wealthy people.
And the thing is, they're always surrounded by crazy politicians who love doing nutty
stuff with them.
So there's something a brewing.
Something is brewing.
It'd be nice if something, we actually are,
I mean, who's celebrity A and who's celebrity B?
They're gonna have to start naming names.
The public has a right to know.
You wanna-
Because right now,
you don't know that these people aren't being blackmailed.
Yeah.
I mean, why does John, John Kelly to me
is still something of a mysterious character because he's you know
A four-star general who knows what he got into. Yeah, or Tom Hanks recently coming out on
Prime suspect
Tom Hanks is a prime suspect. So Tom Hanks comes out and he says oh, you know, these people are they don't vote for Kamala
Hank's comes out and he says, Oh, you know, these people are, don't vote for Kamala, uh, came all, uh, came out for came all out because she's like better because you know, these kids,
this Trump and this must guy, they're not people that will have a beer with you.
Or a sex event. I should have gotten that clip. I'm sorry I didn't, but
it's just creepy to him saying that. And the other thing is I'm not
electing a president of the United States or giving a crap
about having a beer with him.
I'm not, I wouldn't vote for Trump to have a,
cause I wanna have a beer with him.
I wouldn't mind having a beer with him,
but that's not the idea.
No.
And it's all moot, John, because the grid's going down,
there'll be no food on the shelves,
we're gonna be screwed.
And with that. Yes, and those micro dots that I'd like to thank you for your courage say in the
morning to you the man who put the sea and celebrity a and celebrity B say hello
to my friend on the other end the one and only mr. John Wow
Alright alright alright alright now I remember 1800 for Thursday, right?
Yes 2059 why?
Well, because it everyone's going crazy. The grid's going down.
We are here to serve our people and calm them down and make light of crazy nonsense that
people put out there.
As long as you're not celebrity A or celebrity B, you're probably okay.
It's going to be all right. We're going to have a president and that's not going to be the end of the woes.
There will be at least four more years for us.
These trolls are in the troll room.
You can find that at trollroom.io or you can use a modern podcast app.
Very smart if you use that because the deplatforming is coming.
What was I reading something about deplatforming? I have to find it.
There's definitely, even on X people get just turned off for no reason or demoted. If you don't
have a blue check mark, you're guaranteed not showing up at everywhere And I've always have to laugh at people who are yelling and shouting you got no checkmark. You're in the bozo filter
It's like no one really knows what you're saying
It's all just bad and it's all AI. Oh, oh
Did you see such a Nadella?
With the big AI or the big is it he's from Microsoft right right? Sacha Nadella. Isn't he Microsoft?
Yeah.
It's not Sacha, is it?
It's another first name.
It's Nadella though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sacha Nadella.
That's him.
Yeah.
The big Microsoft presentation.
Oh yeah, AI, AI.
Here's what they're going to do with AI.
We're using AI to build AI to build better AI.
Oh, right. So, AI, AI, here's how, here's what they're going to do with AI.
We're using AI to build AI to build better AI.
Oh, right.
We're using AI to build AI to build better AI, the backup to the
backup to the backup.
And so they come out with their new AI and of course, Microsoft, just
like they did with everybody.
Oh, oh, well, Hey, wait a minute. If, if, uh, if Google is doing a podcast,
we got to do podcasts. Well, I, I, I, I does podcasts. Whoa.
You want to hear one of the Microsoft podcast?
No, I'm completely unaware of all this.
Well, so they're doing,
so Microsoft has put together a podcast, phony baloney podcast thing, software?
Yep.
Yep.
Oh, well, bitchy, it's beautiful.
Welcome back listeners.
This is-
Right off the bat.
Welcome back listeners.
And they've got British voices now.
Welcome back listeners. What's the point. What's the point of a Brit?
I don't know.
Somehow we won't notice how bad it is.
This is Dan.
And today we're diving into a topic that's especially-
How come everyone's diving in?
Because they got to mimic everybody.
So we got a pitch letter for one of the, the other day and you spotted it immediately as
AI.
Yeah.
And it said diving in.
Yes.
For some reason.
In the AI node.
It was a node.
So I contacted the PR guy and he says he uses it.
Oh, it's called pod.
Oh, it's pod.
Damn it.
I forgot to do it.
There's a specific product.
Pod chaser?
No, no, no, no.
It was a, it's an AI product. I have to deny No, no, no, no. It's an AI product.
I have to deny to go look it up.
I should know this.
But it's a very specific AI product for public relations firms.
He says to me, you know, there's five million, I should have corrected him, it's 4.5 I think.
It is five million podcasts.
What am I supposed to do?
He said two things.
He said one, it was AI and he named a product that it uses.
And he says, we're the only people that spotted it.
All these other boneheads on all these podcasts, they didn't know.
It must be doing a deep diving in. It was diving in.
Hold on a second. Do you have it handy by any chance? I can get it. I have it here.
I think I can find it pretty quickly.
Well, you can find a note, but do you find the second note where he tells about the product?
No, no, you didn't send that to me.
I only got the, I only got, here it is.
So this is what I spotted.
Oh yeah, this is the AI written note.
This is the pitch.
This is the pitch.
Podpitch, that's the name of the product.
Podpitch, I gotta write that down oh man pod
i told marino we're gonna look into pod pitch oh yeah oh we'll talk about that tomorrow on the in
the board meeting all right hey adam and john and it's sent to only me adam at curry.com because i
own the feed and my name is in the feed therefore i you know that's yeah you'd get the pitch yeah
the feed, therefore, I know that's, yeah, you'd get the pitch. Yep.
Your latest episode, Oxy Moronic, was a fascinating dive into media deconstruction.
The mention of the 1699 club stood out as a clever community building initiative.
So it was really lame.
1699 club is a credit that we put, you know, for Episode Club. Yeah, it's a
show number. So he just scanned the show notes and comes up with that. I couldn't help think of how
Ashley Matheson with her 8 million fans would bring a fresh perspective to the conversation.
Ashley is not only a successful modeling content creator, but also the host of
the Hotter hotter ones podcast.
Her journey from viral TikTok dances to impactful digital
storytelling highlights her commitment to authentic creator
life discussions, something that aligns with your show's ethos.
What?
Ashley would be thrilled to share her insights on digital
culture and how she's redefining success in the online world.
Would you be open to exploring this opportunity for your podcast? Let me know and I'll be happy
to assist further. Best, Brian Gross. No kidding, Brian Gross. He is a known publicist. So it turns out she's like an OnlyFans whore.
Yeah.
Which, which-
I want to interview her.
Exactly.
Exactly.
John's like, hey, look at her.
I want to interview her for a vacation show.
Yeah, for a vacation show.
That's fine with me.
And I said, I'm interested, you know, and she says, I said, but where is she?
And she, where do you expect?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Only fans.
Well, she's in LA.
Oh, no, of course she in this, what the San Fernando Valley.
Is that what you said?
That's what my joke was.
She may or may not be in the San Fernando Valley, but she probably is.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's continue with the listening to this deep dive.
Microsoft, so you dive. Microsoft,
they weren't the first to come out with Windows and a mouse. Neither was Apple. It was really
Parc Xerox. But Microsoft, oh no, we're going to use a mouse. Well, Windows 95. That's right. Start
me up. All right. So then they're going to do the same thing with with with podcasts. We're diving into a topic that's especially relevant for those of you with busy schedules.
Embracing AI in content consumption.
We'll be discussing how AI tools are helping us consume diverse content more efficiently
and how they're making a big difference in our personal and professional growth.
Anna, have you ever found yourself struggling to keep up with all the content you want to
consume because of your busy schedule?
Absolutely, Dan.
Finding the time to consume all the content we're interested in can be a real struggle,
especially when juggling a busy schedule.
That's why I'm so excited about the ways AI is helping us adapt content to our needs. For instance,
AI tools like tech. I mean, this is the worst podcast in history.
I don't, to be honest about it, I don't think so, but it's bad. It's just, it's a script read
by voices. There's no natural flow. There's no calm. At least the other one, she would keep saying, uh-huh, yeah, right, yeah, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Yeah, the other one has a lot of mumbling.
Yeah. Anyway, boo, Microsoft. Boo.
But what's the point of doing this?
Because everyone else-
These are not good podcasts. I mean, they're not podcasts that anyone's ever going to listen to.
They're long, I mean, all podcasters are long-winded.
We might as well just accept that fact, but these people are just boring.
You know, and what's sad about it is right at the moment when this is coming in,
things are falling apart.
I mean, did you see Tim Pool, the pool boy?
No, I don't keep up see Tim Pool, the pool boy?
No, I don't keep up with Tim Pool, the pool boy.
Oh, well, it was really interesting.
I think it was Monday night.
I know you do because your lovely wife loves Tim Pool.
No, she hasn't watched Pool in months and months and months.
Now she got tired of it.
She's still Megan Kelly.
She likes Megan Kelly. The pool boy, he has IRL live, whatever it is. I know what happened
here. So all of a sudden he's doing the show, he's blaming everybody, the staff, the studios
aren't working right, can't even get a simple coffee shop going.
You know, we should have a CEO, but I want to hire a CEO to manage you people. You're not doing it right.
He's complaining.
Yes, the whole show.
He was, but I know what happened and no one is putting two and two together.
He has two people to manage guests.
He flies guests in, he puts them up.
The money dried up.
Come on people.
Oh, from that, from the Russian money.
Yeah.
Where's your memory?
It's like the, you know, the, the Russian money, I mean, he didn't even know.
It doesn't even matter.
He just thought he was that good.
Oh, look at this, getting million dollars a year.
Whoa, that's good.
Was it five million with some outrageous amount?
I think it was five million, I think.
It was a half a million in length or something like that.
Oh yeah, it was some crazy amount. And so now that instead of just saying,
Hey, you know, that money dried up and,
and when it goes, it goes.
I got a fire, you guys, sorry. He was blaming everybody. It was odd.
So, but at least that's too bad.
The pool boy was better than this and this nonsense, this AI stuff.
So yeah, it is too bad. It's too bad. Well, I mean, Hey,
consider value for value to him. He has some kind of club,
but he's not doing it right. You know, paywall club that we don't like doing.
The paywalls are the, that's a serious,
You know, paywall club. We don't like doing that. The paywalls are the, that's a serious...
It's so obvious that you can't get new people in if you create a paywall that...
No.
So you can't show your stuff. It's not good.
And then you have to create all this bonus content.
That's what Ira Glass is talking about with This American Life.
Well, you know, if you join a club and you subscribe,
well, you get bonus content.
I don't have time in my life for bonus content.
Just give me the show.
You know, Bill Maher has free bonus content online.
I don't go look at it.
I've rarely seen it.
Sometimes somebody will clip it and put it somewhere
where he's usually three sheets to, he's usually in the key.
He's usually, you know, three sheets to the wind when he's doing his podcast.
He's pretty hammered.
He's hammered.
Yeah.
And he's moaning about stuff and complaining about Trump.
And it's just like, you know, and I don't understand why you people would vote for a guy like that.
Pretty much.
These guys know good.
Pretty much. It's like, okay, well, so why would I pay for that?
Yeah.
I mean, you know, it took us at least five years to get this show going to where I could
consider not having another job.
Even then I had to sell my airplane.
You sold your airplane for all kinds of reasons.
No, I, no.
What are you talking about?
Well, you weren't flying it much.
Well, there's that.
It seemed like a good idea at the time to sell it.
No, I needed the money.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, well, it's a good idea at the time.
It's called neat.
Yes.
You're saying for all sorts of reasons.
You make it sound like-
Well, okay, one reason.
Yeah, yes, one reason and one reason only.
I ate it.
Yeah.
So, my point is that,. I ate it. Yeah.
So my point is that, you know, it takes investment. People want everything.
Like, oh, well, if I just do a podcast, I'll get ads and I'll make money and I'll quit my job.
No, no, you've got to work at it.
So we'll be 17 years this Saturday and we're celebrating that on Sunday.
Is it this Saturday?
Yes, I believe so.
No, is it next Saturday? No, the 26th. Oh, no, that on Sunday. Is it this Saturday? Yes, I believe so. No, isn't it next Saturday?
No, the 26th.
Oh no, that's right, it's the 26th and we're the 21st.
He can remember what I said on the last episode.
Oh, there we go.
Well, I don't remember calendar stuff, that's for sure.
That's why you have to have, like Jay had to be born on 7-11.
I can remember that.
So you induced labor with me.
We got, yeah, a punchter.
And so we had, like I got married on 8-8-8-8.
I can remember that.
What is my birthday?
I have no idea.
It's in September sometime.
OK.
So anyway, we've been doing this value for value and it's amazing
how many people say, well, that's just tips.
That's busking. Dude,
I'm not doing the show on the side of the road with a jar.
It's busking. Oh, I get it. It's busking.
I never heard that one. Oh yeah. Oh, oh, it's big. Oh yeah.
It's basically just busking. You do your little dance.
So is that what NPR is doing? They're busking. That's what the churches around the world are doing. They're busking. Is that what they're doing? No, that's tithing. It's different.
Yeah. We actually studied all those models. Not we. I would say you and your son studied these
models. You studied all these different things.
And then we came up with this way of doing it,
which we then named Value for Value.
Yeah, I give you credit for naming it.
But it was so obvious to name it that
because you just said, you know what,
we're giving you this show,
I don't know what it's worth to you.
Your budget. This is the mistake, most podcasters do not get that
That's where when you get that because the show is worth different
Amounts to different people and people with extremely high incomes that we have them listening to this show
Have no qualms about donating a thousand or more
But if you say hey subscribe for five dollars a month, they'll subscribe for five dollars a month
Yes, so you have a choice you want to make five you give five bucks or a thousand. I mean, it's just like but also
I think people
then automatically value the
Content less than if they are able to give what they think it's worth. Does that make sense?
It's like oh, well, they only want five bucks.
It's, it's, it's, it must be worthless. Yeah. Yeah.
I've talked to more people about this when, you know, I do not,
I'm not getting paid to be a consultant, but I talked to podcasters and it,
and everybody starts off the same way. You know, I have 20,000 listeners and if I can get all of them to give me, you know,
two bucks, that's like $40,000 a month. I'll make a lot of money. And it's like, well,
you're not going to get all your listeners. You get less than 1%.
Well, what people are forgetting is that there is a limited amount of subscriptions people can have.
You've got your Netflix, you got your Amazon, you got your Disney, you got your sports package,
your Sunday. Sorry, you have to limit.
Yeah, exactly. And then how many shows? No, okay. What is the one? What is the one I got to cut? Oh, that $5 one?
Yeah, I'll just cut a couple of those.
Anyway, so and and we work within everybody's budget. How? If you don't have any money, then don't send us any money.
Time, talent, treasure, do something else. Promote us. Promote the show. Lots of people do that.
I appreciate that so much. People are like, hey, you should be listening to the best podcast in the universe.
That's beautiful.
Excuse me.
Or people make art and we have Dutch
masters who are hidden amongst the
many AI generated pieces, which often
aren't even that bad.
I mean, we chose Brad trainer who's
been trying for a long time to get a win.
And it was, I'm pretty sure it's AI,
but it was an interesting concept,
which no one had done before, as far as I can recall.
And that was making an image out of Lego blocks.
And he had the no agenda Lego letters.
And it was kind of cool.
It worked for me.
This was for episode 1705.
We titled that Camp Laning, which we heard some fine examples of this morning.
And let us see.
There were some, I kind of liked the Zelensky riding the rocket, which said
NATO or nukes, There was Francisco Scaramanga.
You didn't like that.
You thought it was, what would you
think was borderline creepy, I think was?
I don't know.
Yeah, there was something about it I didn't like.
I kind of liked that one.
I also liked.
Yeah, I'm looking at it now.
I'm thinking, yeah, this is kind of creepy.
Zelensky is annoying.
Zelensky was, and I liked the campaigning one.
Which one was that?
Carter. There was the woman with her fingers in her ears and just.
Oh yeah. I didn't like that at all.
Yeah. I liked that a lot. You didn't, you know, then what else?
This is too much. That was so phony AI-h that it guy could there was a lot of phony AI
Yeah, what is still real
Is there anything that's are there any of our masters? I'm none of our masters at nest works
People would do it weren't that jacked about the no and a And a lot of robot heads. Why? Why, why, why?
Maybe you should remind people that if you have an image and
to be understood, you need to have a title on the image.
It's not going to get chosen.
No. In fact, it's a common way we reject.
You see the art and we look at the title and then we,
without the title, the art's no good. But with the title, yeah,
with the title, it's hilarious.
Yeah, but it doesn't work that way.
No, because we don't run the title.
Now Dropco, Matthew Dropco,
we liked his general concept of McTrump's fries,
but then it looked nothing like a McDonald's logo. It was...
Yes, you had a complaint about this.
It failed a lot.
Now he's also sent a notice,
oh, I should have said Donald's because you know,
there was a couple of meetings.
Well, there are a million different things
he could have done there.
But a lot of things,
but your complaint, and I had to agree with it,
I did, that French fries was under consideration.
Yes, it was.
And it was, there was, it was,
you have to use the same load.
The, the, the font has to be the McDonald's font.
Yeah. To be a no agenda.
Not some, he's got some cursive Brando font. I don't know what it is.
Rando. There's the Rando. Yeah.
That just didn't work unfortunately. But, um,
but congratulations to, Traynor,
who was only, he only started,
no, let me see, look at this.
Look at this.
He's been trying for a while.
Yeah, with a lot of stuff that really didn't make it.
Yeah, he's been trying.
Anyway, we are very appreciative of all of the artists
or prompt jockeys or whatever
you are for giving us something to use to promote the show.
Every single time it's fresh, it's new, it's different, gets people's attention.
A lot of these images have been knocking out of the park recently.
This really wasn't an out of the park knock, you know, hit swing.
They're just pretty.
It was pretty.
It was good.
Sometimes it's good enough to just be pretty
if it doesn't pertain to something in culture or to the show. Sometimes it's just pretty. So we
appreciate that. Noagendaartgenerator.com. That's where you can upload your own art.
There is also, I think you can contact, I forget who created this.
The, um, people sometimes have issues and it won't upload and they email me and they
email me, you know, power, you know, the entire Adobe Photoshop files and stuff.
I can't help you.
Um, you know, or look for him on Mastodon or something.
But in general, people seem to be able to create an account
and then upload.
NoAgendaArtGenerator.com.
Thank you so much for everybody.
And again, thank you to Brad Treanor.
Now we have some people to thank,
because that is the other part of value for value that people are always missing.
You can't just sit back and say,
oh, send me some money. You got to thank people.
And it doesn't have to be huge and elaborate,
but what are you laughing at?
What are you laughing at?
It's true.
It's true.
Because I actually have heard podcasters do that.
Do what? Hey, send me some money, huh? Yeah. If you actually, I actually have heard podcasters do that. Do what?
Hey, send me some money, huh?
Yeah.
If you don't thank, now to be very clear, some people have the wrong idea.
You're sending value for value received.
And some people, you shouldn't say something about people who voluntarily give you money.
Money!
So, well, you know, then don't send it. You know, if you don't want us thanking you or, you know, then don't send it.
You know, if you don't want us thanking you or, you know, if we
don't do your read, right, we have no obligation, but we are
truly thankful.
And what we've decided and we've done a long time ago is we'll
thank everybody who comes in above $50.
Mostly because what we made that cut off because a lot of people
wanted to send us $50 but didn't want to make sure we were screwing up in the beginning. We were mentioning people,
I want to be anonymous. And I said, okay, anything under 50 anonymous. And then there's
the sustaining donations, which is very much appreciated. And what are you laughing at?
I'm just listening to that voice you just did about, I want to be anonymous.
You're doing shtick here and I'm laughing at it.
Okay.
All right.
I got an audience of one.
All right.
No, but the sustaining donations are very important because first of all, they count
towards your knighthood, any kind of level you want to do.
It's like a subscription that is open.
You can give once a year, once a month, once a week, once an episode, whatever amount you want.
And then sometimes you hit us with a boost, you know, if you think something was great or if you're appreciative.
Or if we have a promotion, which we also do, we always do that at the end of the year.
And we have got our 17th birthday coming up and people like a reason to support us.
Oh, yeah, it's been 17 years.
I should be supporting these guys.
A lot of those notes, by the way, haven't donated in 10 years. All right, so good. You're in. Thank
you. That's how it should work. Finally. It's a roller coaster for to live this way, but I kind
of like the excitement. So we have actual producer titles and credits that we give to people who come in at $200 or above.
Then you get an associate executive producer credit, which you can use anywhere credits are
recognized in showbiz land. You can probably get into a sex event with it. You know, say, hey,
yeah, for sure. Hey, hey, drink the vodka. Whatever you do. But yeah, if you can say, hey, I'm an associate executive producer.
Now, they may say, I'm sorry, executive producers only at this sex event.
In that case, it's $300 above and we read your note.
And we're going to start off with our, wow, with Mark Rashal.
I think it would be Rashal.
And Mark Rashal comes in booming right away with the rubble I
Mark is in monument Colorado and sent us three three three three dot three three
This is the big Rubblizer donation.
Thank you so much, Mark.
And he says, ITM and hello guys.
Dr. Rashal Viscount, not sure here.
I couldn't pass up an opportunity to add Commodore to my title as well.
I would also like to gift this title to my smoking hot wife, Gigi, my sister, Dame Marie, and my brother, Nick,
and my two human resources, James and Vincent.
See, this is a very nice idea.
Now, see, does he want them all to,
he's got enough in him, this pot, that they can all get Commodore ships.
That's exactly what he said.
Is that what he's doing?
That's exactly what he just said. I like to add Commodore to my titles.
We'll also like to gift this title of Commodore.
That's the way I read it.
And so, yes, so he has enough in the pot that everybody, and you have a, you become a Commodore.
You get a Commodore.
Everybody gets a Commodore.
Everyone's a Commodore.
And by the way, NoAgendaRings.com, you've got to go there, Mark, and fill out or have
somebody go there and fill out the details so this gets shipped to the right locations
with the right titles.
Exactly.
And he says, and this is two human resources, James and Vincent, can I get a you might die
due to climate change and a Bitcoin jingle.
Thank you for all your courage, Mark. Rochelle. You might die due to climate change and a Bitcoin jingle. Thank you for all your courage, Mark Rushall.
You might die.
Due to climate change.
They're saying that all hell is gonna break loose
and you're gonna need a Bitcoin.
He's probably a Bitcoiner.
That's how he can afford these Commodore ships.
Circane break in St. George, Louisiana
came in with a1,000.
Wow.
Hello John and Adam, my treasure includes a partial switcheroo.
500 is for an executive producer ship and a Commodore commission for my wife, Dame Tracy
of the Roman Rite.
The other 500 is for my own executive producer ship and Commodore commission.
I like these ideas, these combos.
It would be an honor to share a command with my wife,
my wife, Dame and fellow Commodore outranking everyone else is a bonus.
Sir Cane break in St. George, Louisiana.
All right. So they both get, Hey, there's's Cody Dowd, my buddy from Corpus Christi.
$1,000.
This donation of $1,000 is a split-a-roo with my oldest son, Cade.
He was hit in the mouth by his mom and dad.
I know his mom and dad have met them.
They're very nice people.
And now loves the show.
Yeah, better kid.
He's away at college, so it gives us something other than school and football
to discuss. We're very proud of him and he will make an excellent Commodore. His birthday is on
11-12 so I would also like to request an early biscuit for his birthday. And I got a biscuit
for his birthday. They always give me a biscuit on my birthday. And I would also like to request
birthday. And I also like to request the birthday God also her requests. Wait, what am I his birthday? Hmm. Also, I guess
he requests football karma. Yeah, he requests football karma
for their game against Syracuse today. It'll be on ESPN. Wow.
Syracuse playing.
Wow.
Syracuse playing. I don't know, it's something good going on there.
It will be in ESPN.
Call out Shad H as a douchebag.
Douchebag.
Now for Cade's Commodore title,
Commodore Cade of Nueces County and Corpus Christi Bay.
I retired from Naval Service earlier this year
and I'm enjoying retirement while working as a contractor.
I think it's a little unfair that you dangle such an awesome promotion knowing full well that old Navy guys will not be able to resist.
This is a fact.
So the kids going to Pitt, Pittsburgh.
Yeah, I think that that makes sense.
Yeah.
No, that's what said the Syracuse is playing them today.
Yeah. Well, go Pitt.
What's the name of the team? Pitt can beat him? Oh, they will they will now well
It's pit six and oh since I'm familiar with the South Texas coast both its waters and airspace above
I would like to claim the title of Commodore doder of the southern Gulf Coast fleet. It shall be made
So respectfully requests China is as ho I got that China is as ho.
Follow that due to climate change. Oh, people are liking the due to climate change these days.
And then they're eating the dogs. Wow. All right. Oh, and the F-35 Karma. Well, of course,
he would want the F-35 Karma. For a great semester in football season for both our boys and a great semester in school play for our
daughter. Cheers. Thank you for your courage soon to be Commodore Dodder, Southern Gulf Coast fleets.
China is asshole. Due to climate change. They're eating the dogs.
You've got
Karma
No! Karma.
Here's our local buddy, Duke of San Francisco in San Francisco with $969.33 and he wants
to become our Duke name Ben name Ben.
Nice.
He's the Duke name Ben name Ben.
Dude name Ben name Ben.
He's now Duke name Ben.
Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben.
A lot of Ben's here.
Jingles, Rub-A-Lizer, best part of waking up, fluoride in your cup, which is an old classic Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben His floor right in my cup. Ken Traynors. All right.
Chad Spacey, $500.64.
I bet that's for some Commodore related goodness.
And let's see what he says.
I've been listening since before you started No Agenda.
Well, how does that work?
Oh, one Sunday while watching twit, I heard John mentioned the two of you were starting
a podcast called no agenda
Back then I craved all things radio slash podcasts and would give everything a chance
I watched several of john's tech shows the first no agenda was rough
But i've listened to just about every no agenda. Thank you so much. I love you both were terrible. They were very bad
I love you. Thank you so much. I love you both and everyone who helps with this production.
Well, you're talking to them.
And then Mimi and Jay, of course, and Tina also helps.
And all the kids help.
They don't know.
We have a meetup site.
Oh, I mean, we have lots of people, producers.
We have a lot of people.
Yeah.
And we have lots of producers.
The producers.
Yes.
You are at the top of my credible list.
I'd like to give just a small piece of advice to the Noagenta audience.
Only keep money in the bank that you are willing to lose.
I feel in the near future they may just take money straight out of the banks and the grid's
going down.
So I keep maybe $500 in the back at any time to pay some bills for things like checks.
My piping hot girlfriend, E Squared, has a credit union.
We've always advised credit union.
And she can write checks for special things
like my $500 and 64 cent Commodore.
When I gave her the cash to make this check to Noah Jenner,
she wanted me to tell you to play douchebag check jingle.
Well, there's something we haven't heard in a long time.
Douchebag check.
Bank check, bank check. No, douchebag check. Bank check, bank check. That's her favorite. There's something we haven't heard in a long time. Do Spankchick! Spankchick!
Spankchick!
No, do Spankchick!
Spankchick!
Spankchick!
That's her favorite.
I'd also like to give her Jobs Karma.
She's been working super hard to find a job.
Also please give a birthday shout out November 16th to my piping hot girlfriend, E Square.
Thank you, Chad Spacey, soon to be Commodore 64.
And we'll give your piping hot girlfriend a jobs card.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
Yay!
New jobs.
Karma.
Of course, the reference to piping hot is mine.
Yes, it is.
Yes, because it comes from…
Yes.
One of my pet peeves, and I keep hearing it to this day on these cooking shows, piping
hot.
It's called, oh, it's piping hot.
I don't care.
Do you have to read the next one?
Because it blows out my spreadsheet.
Okay.
They're all blowing out mine, but.
Yes, but it's because piping hot.
This is from John Jaglansky, Hilton Head Island, South Carolina, $500.
I've been listening now since late 2019. This is long overdue
See, there you go. The universe has been sending me messages for months yet. I ignored them
I can no longer do so my wife Stacey and I celebrate our 33rd. Whoa, where it is
Wedding anniversary recently and they never had a fight
He says it right there not only is 33 your favorite number, but I've been seeing it frequently over the past few months
Yes, this is something that happens.
He says, checking into hotels with 33 in the room number
more times than I can count restaurant bills,
adding up to $33.33, you name it.
Then just two days ago,
I checked the pre-season college basketball rankings
for my school, the University of Dayton Flyers,
and they came in at, yes, you guessed it,
number 33 for the upcoming season.
It'll only stop when you donate.
This is the only way to stop it.
It'll never stop.
So now it's time to end my douchebaggery and become an official part of the No Agenda Nation.
So I'm going to give them a D.
You've been D.
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D. D. D. D. D. cranky geeks and big thinkers on tech TV and love your perspective on things and unfiltered opinions.
Adam, I wasn't sure about you back in the MTV days, but your common sense approach on the show
quickly won me over and I cannot thank you enough for your work on podcasting and podcasting 2.0.
I'm a former radio guy, turned corporate comms professional. I've been doing a Disney Parks podcast for intercot.com since 2010. Not as long as you guys but 14 years isn't too shabby.
No kidding. Anyway I've droned on long enough yes so no jingles just some
karma please appreciate all you do. Hope this helps ward off an exit strategy for
a few more years. Yes, four to be exact. PS if you can someday
share your roadcaster to processing settings, I'd
very grateful. Your mic sounds great. I'd be more than happy to
do that. Send me an email, I will actually send you the
files you can do with them what you want.
You've got karma.
Broadcasting guy, no too long. Yep. Charles Mayfield. Oh, another one of my friends.
Charles from faro.life, the lard guy.
He's the lard guy?
Yeah.
So I'll tell you quickly.
His story is he used to be a hemp farmer and he was out, he's in Tennessee, I think.
And so he was trying to get the irrigation right and it broke and whatever happened.
So he was out in the sun for 48 hours trying to fix this.
It got horribly sunburned.
And then he had some lard from cooking bacon.
Because it was in the house, it was weekend, there was nothing, it was open, it was some
holiday weekend.
So he started rubbing lard on his sunburned arms and it was so phenomenal.
He started a whole business out of it.
Now you have this Pharaoh.life, which the women love
when they put it on their skin.
Oh, that's right.
I think he sent me some of that stuff.
Yes, yes.
And you know what?
The women's dogs love it just as much.
I'll bet the dogs love it more.
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Wow.
So that's actually a big discount.
It is.
Value for value for value.
Wonder how long it will take until you will be calling me Duke Hogfather. Stay strong in the faith, brother, and please consider throwing a little karma our way with
the Lord on our side.
Everything is possible.
He actually says with the lard on our side.
And Charles, we need to know what your Commodore ship will be, so let me know and go to the
site.
You've got karma.
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Yes, go to NoAgendaRings.com.
I will take these two since both of them have no note.
Richard Cobbon from Cornville, Arizona, $500.
We presume it's for a Commodore ship.
And Michael Coupon, Lafayette Indiana also $500 double up karma you've got
Karma sir Luke is up and he's in London Ontario Canada
$500 nice short notice is for my Commodore ship some long overdue value
No jingles no karma sir Luke. Thank you Robert Ryan in Norton, Ohio
No jingles, no karma, Sir Luke. Thank you.
Robert Ryan in Norton, Ohio, 500.
ITM, love the show.
Can I please have the name Commodore J-Stroke?
Sure.
I am no longer a douchebag, but I think Jake in Dayton who hit me in the mouth is still
one.
Douchebag.
Come on, man.
Put me on the birthday list for October 31st.
Thank you for your courage.
Ahoy, he says.
Ahoy, back to you, brother.
Hey Sue Severa in Chicago.
500 bucks.
I'm sorry for being selfish, boys, but may the four more years be perpetual.
For jingles, can I get some L. Sharpton and some Job jobs karma.
ESP ICT jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
LB LB is in Seattle, Washington $350 associated executive producership for you. Hey guys, thank you for producing the best podcast
in the universe.
If you have time, Jingle's ACDC guitar riff,
Goat Karma and a Little Girl Yay.
I don't know, I don't have a,
I can, I have a little bit of ACDC.
That's what you're talking about.
Maybe that's what he're talking about. Maybe that's what he's talking about. Maybe that's what he's talking about.
I have no idea.
You've got karma.
You've got karma.
Yay!
That's all I got for you, man.
Okay, we got Claire.
Claire Mutchler.
Mutchler. Mutchler.
In Pasadena, Maryland.
With a note.
I believe this is the handwritten note.
Yeah. So you're not going to read the handwritten, you're going to make me read the handwritten note because it was very difficult
to read. Unless it's-
I can read it. I have it in front of me. I actually have.
Now did she send something to the PO box? Because I haven't been to the PO box.
I think she sent her book there. Is that what happened here?
She sent a gorgeous book and to this PO Box.
I think she sent one to me as well.
To Children's Book.
It's pretty nice.
Uh-huh.
I'll read parts of this note.
This note is two pages. I.T.M. Adam and John, my name is Claire Muechler,
or Muechler.
I'm writing to you as someone who,
I am reading this longhand and it's cold read,
so it's going to be slow,
who wrote,
who was hit in the mouth about ten years ago
by my then-boyfriend,, now husband Cliff, Cliff, who insisted we
listen to your show on road trips.
As much as I resisted and rolled my eyes, I eventually realized you all had some important things to say and
Dare I say it made me laugh. Oh
No, I should have said dare to say it. Okay. She's dares
Anyway, ten years later
And I'm writing to ask for your help. I have I have rightly written and
Right. I've written and selflished a Christmas children's book called
Fin the Fur, F-I-R, because this is a self-published book. I am also having to self-market it,
which is why you all fit in. In other words, This is an ad. Yeah, I would love it
If you would mention the book in the best podcast universe
Can you write the copy and in all block letters for us or something next time? Yes do that?
I will give her the plug. She's looking for here. Thank you Adam and John
and then she's got
Okay. Now you see an address or a
No, okay. Now you see an address or a? No.
Okay, website.
Here's the website.
Oh, she does have a website, okay.
Claire, C-L-A-I-R-D, Mutchler, M-U-C-H,
like much, l-e-r, C-L-A-I-R-E-D,
M-U-C-H-L-E-R.com.
It's available on Amazon and online through.
Oh, it's on Amazon, online through the major store.
Oh, it's on Amazon. Go there.
Yes.
Or, you know, we actually, you know, go to her.
No, go to her website. Yeah, the Amazon.
Amazon is a gyp. They don't take too much money.
We do the same thing.
Yes, exactly.
Finn, F-I-N-N, the fur.
And I think she sent one to the P.O. Box for here in Frederick, New York.
Yeah, you probably have one. It's a really nice, well-produced book.
It's very professional. She could have had it published by anybody.
Including Gateview. And I have to mention, toomanyeg book. It's very professional. She could have had it published by anybody. Including Gabe View.
And I have to mention that toomanyeggs.com
is another site you should go to,
because Mimi said you haven't mentioned it forever.
Oh.
Even though there's a meetup called toomanyeggs.com.
You know, Jill at our church, Jill and Mike,
Jill, she decides she was gonna become a rancher.
And all of a sudden she's like, she also has longhorns, but she has chickens.
She's like, I don't know what to do with these eggs.
I said, ah, I have the perfect book for you.
We gave her the book and we saw her last night.
She's like, this is so, this is the best book.
I'm already making the quiche and all these other things she was making.
It's a big hit, a big hit with the wannabe ranchers. This is the best book. I'm already making the quiche and all these other things she was making.
It's a big hit, a big hit with the wannabe ranchers.
Well, if I were you, I would say you got too many eggs. How about a few dozen?
Because the farm eggs are the best.
Oh no, she's given us eggs.
Oh, you're getting free eggs.
Oh yeah, no, of course.
Of course.
We move on.
Yes.
Too many chickens, you get too many eggs.
We move on to Sir Kevin of Devon, Gig Harbor, Washington, 311.
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All right.
Kevin will add to Devon.
Yes, we'll add to Devon.
You've got karma.
That's right.
He's already a Commodore.
That's right.
Now we have Blake.
He's in Perth.
Yes, I know Blake.
Western Australia.
26322. He's a socialite. He's a socialite. He's a socialite. He's a Commodore. That's right. Now we have Blake. He's in Perth. Yes, I know Blake.
Western Australia.
26322, he's associate executive producer.
My forgetfulness to donate before my vacation was most definitely, most definitely,
Most definitely.
most definitely punished by the number of things that didn't go to plan on the holiday.
Uh-oh.
Please accept my $400 tone.
We had to up him to move him to executive producer because this is $400 in dollary dues
which came in at 263.
We will.
As atonement.
And please give me some jobs karma, relationship karma, and any other karma you can think of.
Love the show and can't wait to catch up on my
Blights home Blake from Perth. All right. We'll give you a TPP jobs karma. It's a big one and an f-35
Associate executive producer for Feed Read Apps.
Feed Read Apps, Coral Springs, Florida.
I combine my disregard for the M5M with my love for making cool apps to create RedWaveFeed.com.
It aggregates news from four different mediums and highlights content trending with our users.
Oh, this is an RSS feed reader.
I'm all for that.
The RSS feed shows stories as they break and the PodcastIndex.org podcast section aggregates
podcasts from various alternative news sources.
I'm going to get this app.
I love RSS.
Unfortunately, the big tech overlords won't let me market RedWave Feed
or publish the iOS or Android versions.
So go to redwavefeed.com to check out
what mainstream media doesn't want you to see.
Oh, that's horrible.
What that's all about.
Well, they,
there's a real problem with RSS apps.
Why?
I'm going to tell you.
The app stores will reject it saying,
you have to show that you have permission
from everybody who's feed you're reading.
I kid you not.
What?
I kid you not.
And I know this because whenever someone,
and this is mainly Apple, I don't know,
I think Google does it too.
Yeah, I'm sure Google Play Store.
Whenever someone creates a new podcast app,
they'll get a rejection notice that says,
well, do you have, and this is this exact voice,
do you have permission for everybody
to use their RSS feeds?
At which point we have a standard template
and I send that out on behalf of the app maker,
the developer, and I say, hey, this is Adam, we have the podcast index, these are voluntarily
submitted and they are free and this app is permitted to use our API.
And then they approve it. But you have that particular piece of information
in the podcasting 2.0 EULA.
I'm not joking.
What do you mean?
Yes, I think we actually do.
Because if you do, then I think you're legit.
Otherwise you're just talking.
I think that way, I really think it has to be in the EULA.
I think it's in the TOS. I don't think we have a EULA. We have a TOS.
What's it? Terms of Service?
Yes. Yes. I don't think we have a EULA. I would never subject anybody to a EULA.
Let me see.
Should be, well, whatever. Yes, you should be doing this.
It's ridiculous because it seems to me you put RSS out there for a reason.
It's not because you want to lock it down.
No, but the reason why these Silicon Valley companies don't want that
is because they want people to use the social networking apps.
There's no benefit, there's no benefit
to people using RSS.
That seems pretty obvious to me.
Yeah.
Gina B in Mission, British Columbia.
And she comes in with 22033 and she says,
ITM, thank you for your courage.
Hoping to add my smoking hot husband's birthday
to the list on October 27th.
Eduardo Jimenez turns 42.
Many thanks for hitting me in the mouth.
Request a jingle, something hot on my leg.
And a Yak Karma, please.
Congratulations on the show's sweet 17, Gina B.
I just felt something hot on my legs.
You've got karma. I just felt something hot on my legs. Geez. That's pretty bad. I'm going to read the next one so you can get the big one.
Matthew Martell in Brumall, Pennsylvania, to 1060.
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All right, and then I get this monster one,
which is from Micah Sherrill, Hendersonville, North Carolina.
Micah or Micah?
Micah.
I am Micah Sherrill.
My father, Michael, and I are are artists and we have long admired your work
He found the company mud tools
But tools that makes potteries tools that makes pottery tools and I work alongside him
We had 28 employees 10 of whom were family half of my dad's company in my home sat in Batcave, North Carolina
near chimney rock
You feel where this is going?
The office was on the first floor of the house I lived in beside the rocky broad river.
One Friday morning I woke at 8.50 thinking it was just the sound of orders being packed
but no, it was boulders crashing into the house.
Wow.
Yeah, this is Helene.
I escaped in my car to the firehouse. By 950, my home and half of my father's business were gone, swallowed by the river.
Some called that place ground zero. Three rivers met there and it was the epicenter of destruction.
I've never known my neighbors before. We found ourselves together at the firehouse, trapped with a rescue team.
The violence by the river was immense, but the surge receded just as water began
to fill the firehouse.
We were surrounded by mudslides, fallen trees,
and broken bridges.
The army reached us after two days,
crossing a shattered bridge.
Seeing my father and brother waiting for me was a moment
I will not forget.
The next day, I was airlifted out of the valley,
but most of my family stayed behind to protect what remained.
We went without power for 17 days while they cleaned the roads and restored communications
This is heartbreaking the destruction here is hard to fathom yet through it all my family has come together
I found new friends and family in the neighbors and rescued workers and rescue workers who shared their experience this experience
I lost everything except for my car, but somehow I feel richer than before.
I have seen amazing love, kindness and miracles recently.
My family will rebuild and I am hopeful.
The media would have us believe our neighbors won't have our backs in a time of need, but
I can tell you that in Western North Carolina, this is not true.
COVID may have driven people apart,
but Helene has done the opposite.
Thank you both for making a show
that brings a little light to the world.
P.S., Isaiah 58, six speaks to me
about everything that has happened,
and he has a link to it.
There are also links to my dad,
so it's, what is his link tree here?
Check out the Instagram link for videos from the flood. There are those links to my dad's art and company side as well go fund me links
Micah Cheryl on Instagram my is it Micah a woman. I don't know
Micah
shirr I ll Micah Cheryl, I don't have the link so
210 and 60. Well, I will definitely be praying
for you and your family and your neighbors and everybody there. Thank you, Micah. I think
it's Micah.
Eli the Coffee Guy's up in Bensonville, Illinois. He comes in with 21024 and says,
last episode's tip of the day about chia seeds was fantastic. We actually make pudding from chia, chia, chia,
k-k-k-k-kia, k-k-k-k-kia, chia seeds, soaking them in almond milk overnight and mixing in spices and
dried fruit. I never thought to throw them in my smoothies because they can get a little gritty,
but let it soak five minutes and boom, shakalaka, it's a game changer.
I come for the show, but stay for the tip.
And even though it's, it's great to start the day with a smoothie.
Coffee is fantastic.
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use the code ITM for 20% off your order.
Stay caffeinated.
Eli, the coffee guy.
All right, Eli, Indiana's the Indy, no agenda meetup. Greenwood, Indiana, $205.
This is the Indy NA meetup switcheroo on behalf of Dame Swanee in the morning from
Indianapolis. Keep up the awesome work. Yes, Dame Swanee, I guess she won the raffle and we do have
a report coming up in just moments or in our second segment somewhere. Linda Lou
Patkin in Lakewood Colorado. $200. Okay. You're gonna make me do the long one
again. I got it. Jobs Karma for, but she's asking for Jobs Karma believe it or not.
No, no. For a resume that gets results go to imagemakersink.com for all your
executive resume and job search needs. That's Image Makers Inc. with a K. Or find Linda Lou, Duchess of Jobs and writer of resumes on the
producer list.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs.
Yeah!
Karma.
And then our final associate executive producer with $200, Anonymous Escapie
from the corrupt progressive hellhole of Massachusetts.
Thanks for helping keep us sane to a degree. The first of a two-part donation from us cashing out
of our home in progressive corrupt political hellhole of Massachusetts. Don't sugarcoat it.
Great fairy tale suburban town outside Boston to raise and educate kids. But since COVID and
the trans the kids movement and clusters,
the crazy clowns have completely taken over our 25 year old adopted hometown and we can stomach
no longer. Wow. Our excellent so far kids are in Utah and Colorado for now, still have a home in
a beautiful mountain town in the socialist republic of Vermont for now holding steady there and the
kids would be pissed off if we gave up on that town. At least in Vermont
the corruption is only about 10% of Massachusetts and most of the commies
mean really well. They are just dopey and not fascist. After we figure
out how deep of a western red spot we need to put a flag down
in with our Massachusetts inflated house proceeds
after the election results, we'll figure out part two.
All right, well, I'm glad you're escaping
and thank you very much for the support.
And that wraps up our executive
and associate executive producers for episode 1706.
We appreciate it, really appreciate it a lot. Thank you for
supporting us. Of course, we will be thanking all of these, these Commodores with our special Commodore
arriving ceremony. We've got a lot more to come in our second donation segment. You can go to
noagenthoddonations.com
if you want to support the show in any manner,
any value, any way whatsoever.
We accept time, talent, and treasure.
And thank you again for these official credits
of executive and associate executive producer.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit people in the mouth.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I just felt something hot on my legs.
How about a Los Texas story for you, just for you.
Oh wait, before we do that I have an Ask Adam.
Oh, I was not prepared for this.
Allow me to get a jingle.
Ask Adam jingle.
Do we have a jingle?
Okay, here we go.
This is not a jingle.
Wow, almost not worth it.
Okay an Ask Adam.
A lot of work. A lot of work for that. Ask Adam jingle. Wow, almost not worth it. Okay, and ask Adam...
A lot of work.
A lot of work for that.
Ask Adam Jingle.
Okay, what is the question?
The question is...
Well, it's a question I'll ask Adam after the clip is played.
Federal authorities have seized $76 million worth of illegal e-cigarettes.
The FDA and Customs and Border Protection said yesterday the shipment involved about 3 million illegal e-cigarettes. The FDA and Customs and Border Protection said yesterday the shipment involved about
3 million illegal e-cigarettes.
Authorities said the e-cigarettes were intentionally mislabeled as actual vaping products.
The seizure stemmed from a joint operation aimed at cracking down on illegal shipments
across the border.
The agency previously warned online retailers about selling unauthorized e-cigarette
items, which often end up in the hands of children.
I have a very confusing report.
That's what I'm asking you. What's an illegal e-cigarette and how's it not a vape?
I believe what they're talking about here is that the self-contained vapes that have the cartridge or something built
right into it.
What it really means is something that the tobacco companies are not making money on.
And the reason I say this is because Philip Morris, their shares have just hit an all-time
high on the boom from Zin.
Are you familiar with Zin?
I'm not familiar with Din. Zin. Zulu Yankee November.
Zin as in Zinfandel? They got the wine business?
Nope. Actually Tucker Carlson has been promoting these, not for money because he's hooked
on them. They are oral nicotine pouches.
He's hooked on them?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
How does he know this?
Because he said it. He said it multiple times and he's sticking them in his mouth.
He has them right in his gum while he's talking all the time, all day long.
It's like jaw.
And they're very addictive, apparently.
They're very addictive, apparently. The stock is now some crazy $131, $132.
So this is a protective mechanism because an e-cigarette would be a nicotine disbursement
device and we can't have that.
Because that market, after they ruined the entire vaping market
by buying up Juul and then killing it off,
now we need to have that.
So that report was confusing.
I've never heard of Zin or that Tuckers put that in range.
You would probably like it.
You'd probably like to have a little pouch of Zin
tucked away, your gum there while you're doing the show.
I don't like that.
It sounds like if you have something like that
tucked away in your gum,
it sounds like something that'll cause cancer.
I sat next to, it was Nancy Snyderman,
I think on an airplane once and have been...
Who was Nancy Snyderman?
She was a famous TV doctor,
but she's a real doctor and she did...
It turns out, even though she was on TV, she'd be promoting whatever she promoted, this is like 20 years ago or longer, and she
was a nose, throat and ear doctor, something, or mouth, nose, I don't know what it was,
but she says most of her time is spent doing cancer operations on people's gums for, you know, these things,
like what is going on with that Zin product where you stick, you know,
or chaw. She said,
she just was hated tobacco products because it causes these horrible
mouth cancers. And that's right there. I was like, Oh, okay.
So the likelihood of me liking Zin is a zero.
Well, after listening to her, my God, it was disgusting.
By the way, in the podcast index, terms of service,
we do have a whole section there on submission of content.
So yes, we're covered.
We're good to go.
It's all in there. Thank you for making me look.
I have a new term, a new term on the show.
As you know, the BRICS conference is taking place this week.
Very, very exciting because there's nothing really happening.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
we're gonna have our own payment system.
We talked about that on the last show.
You still have to use a MasterCard or Visa to fill up your BRICS pay.
Yes, ludicrous.
I guess they're still working on the actual CBDC and the hub and spoke model they speak
of.
The talk is cheap.
Well, the talk is cheap, but they're talking about stuff.
It's not that we shouldn't be completely worried about it.
I think they're just pushing it off until Trump becomes president and then says, hey, put them back on Swift and the dollar is the way to go.
But Deutsche Welle introduces us to a new term, which is a part outgrowth of the bricks.
For 24 years, Russian President Vladimir Putin steered clear of Pyongyang. But in June of this
year, the stars aligned.
Putin was back in North Korea's capital city with leader Kim Jong-un, in need of more firepower
for Russia's war against Ukraine.
Then earlier this month came a meeting with Iran's new president, Masoud Pesachian.
Putin's cementing ties with a country that's helped push his full-scale Ukraine invasion
since almost the beginning.
And then there's his relationship with China's Xi Jinping, whose country has helped Russia less
directly by providing critical components for weaponry and by not opposing Putin on Ukraine.
All told together, they've been recently dubbed the crinks.
The crinks. The crinks. Oh please. I have a report along the same lines, although
it doesn't have that term. This is a DPRK in Russia is a short report from NTD. And
the latest on allegations of North Korean troops fighting for Moscow. Defense Secretary
Lloyd Austin now confirms the soldiers are in Russia already.
This comes after days of ambiguity.
As we continue to look at this, there is there is evidence that there are
DPRK troops
in Russia.
What exactly they're doing?
Left to be seen. This is such a scam.
This is such bull crap.
I'm in total agreement with this.
This is complete crap.
It's just military industrial complex warmongering
and shame on CBS for picking it up.
Video released by the Ukrainian government
shows North Korean troops receiving military gear
in Russia.
CBS cannot independently verify the footage,
but Defense Secretary Austin confirmed
that Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un
have their troops training side by side
at three specialized military sites inside of Russia.
There is evidence that there are DPRK troops in Russia.
Ukrainian President Zelensky warned him
that Russia may send those forces to Ukraine,
proving Putin seeks to escalate, not negotiate.
And South Korean officials say the number may soon climb to 10,000,
revealing that Russia is already training
3,000 North Korean special forces
how to operate equipment, including drones.
U.S. officials said the North Korean soldiers traveled in mid-October by ship from North
Korea to eastern Russia and could end up on the battlefield.
If Russia is indeed forced to turn to North Korea for manpower, this would be a sign of
weakness, not strength, on the part of the Kremlin.
Russia has already lost roughly 600,000 soldiers, according to the Pentagon,
and has turned to hired mercenaries from Cuba and other countries for manpower.
An axis of U.S. adversaries are now helping Russia.
Iran sent personnel and drones. China lent much needed financial support.
And North Korea sent munitions.
The US is still trying to figure out what Kim Jong-un thinks he's getting out of this
deal and fear it could include Russian expertise to help build out his nuclear program.
It's been concerning.
And certainly this development, this willingness of Kim to literally put skin in the game here.
Ah, well, let's put some more military stuff in South Korea then or whatever to get on with it.
Stop with the Psyop. We get it. We get it. More arms, more stuff. Got it.
By the way, one of our trolls says here that this is why India is key for BRICS. They have Rupay, which is a MasterCard visa alternative, and the Reserve Bank of India
has been the Reserve Bank of the Middle Eastern countries, or was a Reserve Bank for the Middle
Eastern countries up until the 80s.
Well, that's interesting.
Rupay, it's a pun.
Yeah, well, it's marketing, man.
Rupay. Yes, this North Korea thing is nonsense.
You know, the other thing that I'm surprised nobody picked this up is that there's been
joint, in a lot of these countries, we do it all the time, joint operations, practice,
practice wars.
Yeah, yeah, war games.
Yeah, war games.
So currently underway, I think, or just might be ending, is the war games that were
played with Iran and Saudi Arabia.
Which is like, wait a minute, this is-
What?
This makes no sense.
And so they couldn't figure out some way of making a fuss about it, I guess.
I mean, this North Korea thing is ludicrous.
There was something else about that I can't find offhand. I'm failing everywhere.
Hey, one of our old buddies passed away. Someone who we talked about a lot
in the early days of the show. He's gone. This is just in the action news. Controversial Turkish cleric Fethullah
Gulen, who has been living in exile in the Poconos and Pennsylvania has died.
Gulen first moved to Pennsylvania in 1999, but the Islamic spiritual leader still held
sway over many Turks from afar. Turkey's president blamed Gulen for masterminding
the failed coup attempt in that nation in 2016,
where more than 250 people were killed and 2,200 were wounded.
Gulen was in his 80s.
So, this guy has that compound in the Poconos, and he has a huge stake in charter schools,
particularly in Texas, but really all over the U.S.
Yes, yes, he was a school guy.
And we have one of our producers, Sir Mark Hall, happens to be an expert on the US. Yes, yes, he was a school guy. And we have one of our producers, Sir Mark Hall,
happens to be an expert on the topic.
He, in fact, produced a movie,
a documentary called Killing Ed.
I have a link in the show notes under Gulen.
You can watch it, I think, for Untubi.
Untubi, it's Untubi.
And lo and behold, he shows up on TRT.
He's being interviewed about it.
What are your thoughts and what do you think about the death of the ringleader of FETO?
Well, I think this is a very pivotal day in the history of FETO.
Petula Gulen was obviously instrumental in creating this global enterprise of businesses, schools and
other opportunities for his followers around the world.
We don't really know what's going to pan out after Fethullah Gulen's death.
I think that's going to be one of the more interesting things is the succession of Fethullah
Gulen in this huge empire and who's going to run it.
What I'd kind of forgotten or we've certainly on the show forgotten about how vast this really is.
And now remember the CIA were the ones who said, why don't you come in here? You live in the Poconos. He's kind of protected. He has some intelligence protected status and no one really
has been able to
Penetrate the compound and find out what's going on. But again mark did this whole
Documentary about the charter schools particularly in Texas. The numbers are astounding
Mark, please tell us about the charter school chain of federal in the United States first of all, how much money they are getting from the taxpayers and
How is the federal affecting the US education system and the visa scandal?
Well, absolutely.
The charter school system in the United States are something unusual.
Not many countries have this system where a private organization can come and petition
a local state government to get a charter to run a public school.
These are not private schools.
These are public schools operated by entities such as the Gulen movement, FITO, here in
the United States.
They operate about 200 of these charter schools around the country, and they receive a certain
amount of tax dollars each year.
In Texas, it can be between $8,000 and $9,000 per dollars each year. In Texas, it can be between eight and nine thousand dollars
per student per year. This money is guaranteed to the operator of the charter school. And currently
there's somewhere around 80 of these Fetula Gulen Feto charter schools just in Texas alone.
We'd estimate that they would be earning in excess of $800 million, perhaps even close to a billion
dollars now through the operation of these charter schools around the United States.
So it's a tremendous amount of money. Obviously, some of that money has to go to the operation
of the schools, but it's been estimated that perhaps 20% of that, let's say billion dollars yearly is being used for other non-educational purposes
of the Gulen movement or FATO here in the United States.
We need to get into charter school business.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean.
Sounds like a winner.
Big time.
This is really good.
I love that we have these experts.
They're all part of No Agenda Nation.
Another thing if you want to make money,
is you can start digging around Gaza.
Oh, for the gold?
I thought it was Lebanon. I didn't think it was Gaza.
No, is it Lebanon? Maybe it's Lebanon.
Well, it's expressed in this report.
It's a bunker of cash.
Israel report.
Yes.
There we go.
And they actually have targeted or actually sent airstrikes on nearly 30 financial institutions
in Lebanon that it says are linked to the Hezbollah terrorist group.
And Israel has continued following the money all the way to a bunker underneath
the hospital in Beirut.
Israel said that over half a billion dollars in cash and gold was stored there by the late
Hezbollah's former leader, Hassan Nasrallah.
Israel also warned Lebanese officials to not let Hezbollah use this money for terrorist
activity.
However, Secretary of State, Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin mentioned that the US
does not have any evidence of this bunker full of cash underneath the hospital in Beirut.
But he said they will continue working with Israel to get more information.
There was a video that someone sent me on Telegram, I think, of a precision missile.
Hitting the apartment?
Yeah.
And dropping it.
And it dropped, it was like 9-11, like a bullet.
I have a copy of that video.
Whoa.
It was turned into a gif.
That was, that's a-
You can see the people on the balcony,
and then you see this missile hitting the base of it,
and it just drops
the thing like a rubble. Rubble. It's rubble ices. It's just one shot. Yeah, I was actually going to
put it in the newsletter and I decided not to because it's so gruesome. Well, when Trump comes
in, one phone call, Abraham accords too and we're good to go. And hopefully you can stop some of the climate change nonsense.
I have two clips, although one is kind of funny.
Um, you remember the, the 15 minute cities and, uh, and the push.
They haven't stopped.
And well, but the pushback like it's a, it's a conspiracy theory.
It's not true. It's not true.
It's very true.
Here is CTV reporting on the 15-minute city of Edmonton.
After three years of planning, city administration is presenting its vision to accommodate a population of 2 million people through 15-minute cities.
Three days of public hearings on the plan began at City Hall this morning.
Sheila Anskulski has more.
The 15 new district plans and corresponding bylaws will replace 54 existing planning documents
dating back to the 1980s.
Administration says the goal is to accommodate 600,000 new residents in redeveloped areas
with 50% of all new home units added through infill.
The plan also calls for half of all future travel to be done by transit and for residents to access all their
daily needs within 15 minutes. Not everyone supports the plan. My
understanding is that this means I will need to stay within my district to meet
all my needs so that the city can meet its climate plan objectives. I don't
think Edmontonians can afford to be part of a renovation
experiment of this size so quickly. I think unfortunately a lot of the district planning
in particular have been derailed by 15 minute cities conspiracy theories, you know, world economic
forums, etc. At the end of the day this is about land use. So literally one of the council members
like no no no it's a conspiracy theory. Well,
like they're calling it the 15 minute city is unbelievable.
What kind of a conspiracy is it?
Climate something of justice? What was that phrase that was in that report?
I don't know. It's stupid. By the way, if you look in your, uh,
archives, I had a clip about this Edmonton situation
months and months ago.
No, no, more than a year ago maybe.
Was it that it was a long time ago?
I've never played it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, no, Edmonton's been on the...
Here it is, here it is.
We are building a cohesive city with opportunities for local living.
Population is rapidly growing and we have to be able to accommodate for that.
Right now the plants we have are kind of Frankenstein together over decades.
The 15 new district plans and corresponding bylaws will replace 54
existing planning documents dating back to the 1980s.
Our city is growing and the more we can accommodate with an existing infrastructure and existing
neighborhoods better it is for the taxpayers as well.
Administration says the goal is to accommodate 600,000 new residents in redeveloped areas
with 50% of all new home units added through infill.
The plan also calls for half of all future travel to be done by transit and for residents
to access all their daily needs.
Same report a year later.
Due to climate change. by transit and for residents to access all their daily needs with the same report a year later.
Due to climate change.
Now, now for the climate news that is mind boggling.
Kim Kardashian is going to help save the planet
by donating a percentage of the sales of her new bra.
And this bra is quite an instrument.
Earth's temperature is getting hotter and hotter.
The sea levels are rising.
The ice sheets are shrinking and I'm not a scientist.
But I do believe everyone can use their skill set to do their part.
She says she's not a scientist.
No.
But I said no kidding. Oh, okay. Well, the ice sheets are shrinking and I's not a scientist. No. But I said no kidding.
Oh, okay, well.
The ice sheets are shrinking and I'm not a scientist, but I do believe everyone can use
their skillset to do their part.
I do believe.
That's why I'm introducing a brand new bra with a built-in nipple.
So no matter how hot it is, you'll always look cold.
Some days are hard, but these nipples are harder.
And unlike the icebergs, these aren't going anywhere.
The Skim's Ultimate Nipple Bra.
Due to climate change.
Yes, so this-
Oh my God.
These bra-
What's wrong with these people?
This bra has built-in nipples.
It's the new trend.
Free the nipple.
Free the nipple.
It's so hot.
Due to climate change.
That it's cold with a Kim Kardashian bra.
Yeah.
And they say that we're perverting children.
I don't think so.
No.
I just have two more things I actually need to read to you.
Well, before you do that, let's play, I got another offbeat clip.
Might as well get it out of the way.
Because this is information I had no idea.
Because if you think about it, it obviously has to happen.
You know, all the container ships going back and forth and back and forth and back and forth,
containers fall off and drop into the ocean with goods and services and, well, no services but goods, and the numbers are
ridiculously high. In rough seas, shipping containers don't always reach their destination,
but their contents can make it into the ocean and back to land. Retired ecologist Russ Lewis knows
all too well. I found a calling is to go out here and give back to the beach and collect all this
junk that's washing in.
Anything you can find in a landfill is out there in that ocean and when the conditions
are right some of it lands on the beach.
Lewis patrols along the coast of Long Beach Peninsula in Washington state.
He's picked up some strange items over the years.
Some other things started showing up, like those croc shoes, those helmets, you know,
the tennis ball sleeves, the volley balls, and the little footballs.
Nearly 2,000 containers containing these products slid into the Pacific after a cargo ship hit heavy swells in November 2020.
Many of the others are likely the same ones that started showing up on Lewis's beach.
That's definitely a container spill and you find more of this of the same thing more than once.
You know, if you find it three or four times, that kind of strikes me.
This container spill material plus it has some biofouling on it.
Most of the world's everyday goods are packed
in these large metal boxes and stacked on ships.
Joe Kremic is the president and CEO
of the World Shipping Council.
He says 250 million containers shipped last year.
These boxes have revolutionized world trade
because they're very easy to pack, they're very easy
to load in most cases.
More than 20,000 shipping containers have tumbled overboard in the last 15 years. Cargo
ships can lose anywhere from a single container to hundreds at a time in rough seas.
When you lose containers offshore, you have to report that loss to some type of government authority
because it's a hazard to navigation and it might be a pollution hazard depending
on what's inside that container. The United Nations International Maritime
Organization is trying to tackle the problem with new rules but it currently
has no way to enforce them. Well we could have tightened that report up a little
bit. Yeah it was a crappy report but it's the only one I have.
I didn't realize there's 250 million containers going back and forth and back and forth.
That's a lot.
Well, yeah, due to climate change.
Yeah, it does, yeah.
So, big news out of the Netherlands and luckily I speak the language, so I'm looking through
all of the documents.
I don't have a complete report, but the headline is that Bill Gates will have to stand trial
in the Netherlands along with other defendants in a COVID vaccine injury lawsuit.
As the courts have decided that there was enough people in this, what's the name of the Stichting Recht Onrecht, which
is a nonprofit of what the news is calling the Corona skeptics, who have sued Gates along
with former Dutch prime minister and our new NATO secretary general, Mark Rutte. Other defendants include Albert Bourla of Pfizer.
And the main complaint is
that Gates, through his representatives,
including these government officials,
deliberately misled these victims of COVID shots
about the safety of the COVID-19
vaccinations despite knowing that these injections were in fact not safe and effective.
And the court has said yes in the Leovarden which is that's the I mean that's the court you don't
want to go to that's Leovarden is pretty much the that's where you go to court you get in trouble.
want to go to. That's, Leovard is pretty much the only, that's where you go to court, you get in trouble. Bad news out there. It's a long drive too from Amsterdam. And so Gates' attorneys had
objected saying, you know, there's no jurisdiction, but the court said, no, no, no, we have,
we have looked into it and we decided that, that indeed they have standing and you will have
to appear.
Uh-oh!
Yeah?
Now this is pretty big.
This is not being reported well.
Your report right there is better than anything I've heard so far.
On the whole show?
No, it's reported in the mainstream media, this
report about Gates being, you know, commandeered to appear in Holland to
testify about him or to face charges, I guess, is what it really amounts to. Well, it's
literally about the safe and effective. Just think about the results of that
lawsuit could be determining for a lot of people who are saying safe and effective, just think about the results of that lawsuit could be determining for a lot of people who are saying safe and effective and we're on
the take directly or indirectly from big pharma through advertising.
Somebody has to break this open.
Yeah.
Well, it would be good if it started there.
And then I want to share, and this is the final thing I have before
we take another break, a final thing.
I I've received a lot of similar notes, but this was the most succinct and
the most interesting one regarding TikTok addiction.
We had this conversation on episode 1704 and you rightly said that you had no issue with
addiction because you just look at stuff on the web browser, on your desktop, you're not on the app, and the apps are built,
and have had some success with addicting young people.
And here's the note from a Zoomer.
And our Zoomer says,
I was listening to episode 1704,
I had something to contribute based on your idea
that it's all older people who are addicted to TikTok.
In my experience, you're right.
I'm a Zoomer born in 1997,
more or less the cutoff year for Zoomers
and have had a device with an internet connection
basically since I was born in one form or another.
I don't recommend this, he says, or she says,
both in college and out in the working world,
there were two groups of people my age I saw,
those who are horribly addicted to social media and porn
and those who used to be horribly addicted to social media and porn, and those who used to be horribly addicted
to social media and porn.
Wow, that's like two kinds of pilots,
one who have had a wheels up landing
and one who will have a wheels up landing.
I hang around the second type, good for you.
Today, I don't know a single person my age
who uses TikTok besides to make money with advertising.
However, when I was working in blue collar jobs in the Midwest, beer
delivery, for instance, all of the older employees were on TikTok constantly.
These people were all millennials at the youngest and boomers at the oldest.
It almost seemed like the older they were, the more addicted to TikTok they were.
There were also the people, these are also the people who would talk about subscribing to the OnlyFans
accounts of local women so they could, and I quote, see their buttholes.
Oh God.
I'm very happy to have recently started working from home full-time as an author. I think in
general Zoomers are the most split generation at the moment. Half of the Zoomers I meet are more religious than their parents, are 100% anti-vax, want
to get married, move out into the country, and are so conservative that the news call
us extremists.
I'm a Catholic who goes to a parish with a Latin mass, so I'm basically a terrorist.
The other half of the Zoomers are mutilating are mutilating either themselves or their kids getting STDs from their polycules and
Practicing witchcraft. There's basically nothing in between. Oh and both groups are broke
Just wanted to give you my anecdotal evidence in support of your theory. God bless from our zoomer zoom uh, zoomer boots on the ground. I think there's, this sounds true to me.
Well, I can't say one way or the other.
We're open to more commentary.
I believe that, well, I, I mean,
I use TikTok for purposes that, for example, I have a clip.
That you brought it up. That's the kind of thing. Not to see buttholes. No, I don a clip that you brought it up. This is the kind of thing you do.
Not to see buttholes.
No, I don't believe that you would use TikTok for that.
No, I don't think that's that.
If you have a dog, you don't use it enough.
Okay. Your clip, yes?
Yes. This is the kind of crazy clips you get off of TikTok.
This is the reason it's attractive to me.
So I can see, as you listen to these people, you go,
what is wrong with these people?
If somebody decides to loot a Gucci or a Macy's or a Nike,
because that makes sure that that person eats.
That makes sure that that person has clothes.
That's reparations.
That is reparations. Anything they want to take, take it because these businesses have insurance.
They're going to get their money back. My people aren't getting anything.
Oh man. Wasn't this was a big thing when all the looting was going on?
In Chicago in particular, the Miracle Mile and everything.
Yeah? Well, they're still saying it. It's a fairly new clip, I think.
Mm.
It could be an old one.
They were recycling a lot of stuff.
Like even today's show, where it was that idiot on MSNBC playing clips from Trump in 2016, 2015.
I mean, come on.
Who cares?
Yeah. 2015. I mean, come on. Who cares? Yeah. But meanwhile, they won't play Camala clips.
Come on, say it together now.
I can barely do it.
These Camala clips from 2019, 2020, because you know, it's just too old.
But they'll play, Trump's okay in 2016.
Okay, sure.
Again, I'm baffled by your surprise at the media.
At the media.
A feigned surprise.
Yeah, okay.
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Imagine all the people who could do that.
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Shocked, I'm shocked. Yeah, the people who could do that. Oh yeah, that'd be fun. Shocked, damn shocked.
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Denise from Stuart.
We're having a great time.
In the morning, it's Bill from Stuart.
It's a great time and a beautiful day.
Pew pew.
Dave from Orlando.
John and Adam, it's Damien Audison here.
Love you guys.
Mean it.
Paul, I love what I do and I love my truck.
Hey, this is Jorge.
Thanks for the sanity.
Hi, this is Melissa.
And don't eat me, Joe Biden.
You're scary. So scary. In the morning, this is Dame and don't eat me Joe Biden, you're scary, so scary.
In the morning, this is Dame Rachel of the Dome.
This was a fantastic venue.
In the morning, this is Terry Hopper from Arkansas, a rookie in this group.
In the morning, it's Mark Hopper.
I'm a rookie in this group, but I had a great time.
En la mañana, Dame Zill in a dress.
No agenda meetups can change lives.
Connection is protection.
It's Leslie and it's like a party.
Sir, face extension here taking a shot at my first meetup.
Thank you everybody, it's been a blast.
Hello, Baronetta of the Fat Point.
Hey, this is Ronnie, my second meetup and I'm loving it.
This is Circumcised, guardian of the Fat Point.
Had a great time out here.
My Italian made banelli barrel was so hot, you could cook time out here. My Italian made Benelli Barrel was so hot,
you could cook bacon on it.
And they had a good time shooting guns
and doing all kinds of fun stuff.
I believe Reiki Princess organized that.
Thank you very much for that Meetup Report.
And we do have some meetups taking place today
at six o'clock to North Georgia Monthly
at Cherry Street Brewing in Alpharetta.
The October surprise in Lincoln's Roadhouse, Denver, Colorado, 630 tonight.
Tomorrow the OOO Porto Portugal meet up 6 o'clock at French Fries factory in Porto.
I would love to have a meet up report from you guys.
On Saturday the Insane Diego October Renaissance meet up at 11 in the morning.
Felicas Park
in Escondido, California.
Sir Spooky's Halloween Spooktacular the third time around 2 o'clock at Milk Money Brewing
in La Grange, Illinois.
The tiny amygdala of Anchorage with wings and ribs 2 o'clock in Alaska Anchorage Campbell
Park another meetup report we need to have, and another one on Saturday,
the longest standing member London meetup, part three, and they'll be celebrating the
no agenda birthday.
That's at the Lore of the Land pub in Ottawa.
The Ottawa, Ottawa, Ottawa meetup, 433 at Johnny's Canucks Bar and Grill in Ottawa,
of course, Ontario, Scandinavia. The Showing Buns meetup at Whole Sopple Brewing
in Louisville, Kentucky on Saturday at five o'clock.
And Dempsey's has the Central Ohio meetup
at 5.30 scheduled in Columbus.
And finally, the 13th Northwest Houston
No Agenda Meetup Halloween edition,
seven o'clock at Wakefield Crowbar in Houston, Texas.
Many more meetups on the list,
going all the way through January and all over the world.
You just heard it, connection is protection.
No agenda meetups change lives.
Have yours changed.
Go to noagendameetups.com.
If you can't find one near you, start one yourself.
It's easy.
Sometimes you wanna go hang out
with all the nights and days.
You wanna be where you want be, triggered or held to blame.
You wanna be where everybody feels the same.
Do do do do do do do.
It's like a party.
Changing lives, I like that.
No Agenda Meetup changes lives.
It does. Change yours today.
Go to noagendameetups.com. And I appear to have only two ISOs today. I'm kind of lagging.
I have three. I don't think there's one that might be good. You have to figure it out.
My three, they're short. Start with with the start with exciting. Exciting. Getting exciting.
Here to. We are here to help. We'll cut off at the end there. Studies. Backed by clinical studies.
I don't know if I have anything better.
Ooh, I'll write you.
That's dumb.
Here's the only one I have.
Hitler is back.
That's the only one I have.
I know.
I think exciting is the one I'd pick then.
Getting exciting.
Yeah, I think I'll choose.
Yeah, I think you're right on that.
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
time for the moment that everyone's always waiting for.
John's tip of the day.
Greetings to you and me.
Just a tip with JCB.
And sometimes Adam.
I'm going to promote a product.
No kidding. Really? That's new. So this is, this, I would say about 15 years ago,
when I was at the bank, when we did the mechanics bank,
they turn over their tellers too much.
And there was one girl there was preoccupied with pins.
And so she handed me a pen to sign something or write up
something. And I said, wow, what is this?
And she says, I'm always looking for the best pens
because she has to use a pen all day as a bank teller.
And so she's found these pens.
I've been using them ever since.
Okay.
It's smooth as silk.
It's like there's no friction, there's no force.
It's a fabulous product.
And it's the Papermate InkJoy gel pen, ballpoint pen.
Which number?
The 0.07 millimeter, the medium tip.
And once you start using these things, you'll never go to any other pen.
It's just like, and you just buy a batch of them every so often. I, when I would, when, before I discovered this pen,
I used to be one of those guys who go to trade shows a lot and I go.
Pen, pen, pen, pen.
Pens for years, all these, you know, there's these different vendors that get pens.
So I've always have piles and piles of pens that I be a whole bag full of pens,
like a cheap gow steals pens from the office. I did that too
Amoeve Oh
No, maybe I would ever had any pens
But the you get you you know, these pens are no good you this pen is a killer pen
It just writes like so smooth that you'll never you don't want to use anything else. I
Remember having a pen conversation on the show for several episodes in fact
And I believe we we we came down to the papermate then as well. Do you recall this? No, I don't
Hmm, but it's the ink joy in particular and what makes some sense because paper mates one of the oldest pen makers ever
I'd say what's interesting is that the the tips people like the most from this show have been pens and phones.
Phones.
I have received so many inquiries about the CAT S22.
I must have 15 people say, what was that phone? What was that phone?
We had one today.
Yeah, it's only 63 bucks, brand new on Amazon. It's dynamite.
You will love it.
It's the CAT. What's the brand?
CAT, C-A-T. It's the cat, what's the brand? Cat, Caterpillar, cat, C-A-T.
It's a Caterpillar brand phone.
It says Caterpillar?
It says cat, C-A-T, in the cat logo.
So it's a cat, so it might, huh,
there might be some relations.
You know, in the early days of computing,
and these things are almost impossible to find,
but when they had the first,
when you had your double floppy disk drives, you see the two drives.
The first guys who used double density, double sided floppies, it was a computer made by John Deere.
No!
Yes, John Deere. And the computer land used to sell them.
And the John Deere computer was on the market for about a year and a half to two years.
And then they bailed out to find that.
This is what, when you just said, no, is an example of try to find any doc.
I would like somebody to, to back me up here. Cause I,
you cannot find the history of this computer anywhere.
Thursday, November 24th,
2016 episode 880 of Your No Agenda Show.
It's the Papermate Ink Joy.
She said it was an inkjet.
Ink Joy?
I guess I liked it that much back then.
This is absolutely fantastic.
You know, how about that?
You're recycling tips, Dvorak.
That's age.
Well, it wasn't a tip of the day though.
No, it was not tip of the day.
Beautiful troll room.
Thank you so much.
There you go everybody.
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of show mixes from Robert Darby, Tom Starkweather. We've got Leo Lapewk and Danny Loose is back.
Good to have him back as well.
And right after the No Agenda show on the stream,
on your modern podcast app in the Troll Room,
Fun Fact Friday.
It's a great dad and daughter combo podcast.
And in episode two or five,
they will be discussing stolen DNA.
Layla and her dad, it's a good show.
And that does it.
Thank you all very much for your support,
your time, your talent, your treasure.
Congratulations, Commodores,
and we look forward to our next episode,
which will be our birthday celebration, 17 years,
and we never had a fight.
Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill
country here in Fredericksburg, Texas, FEMA region number six in the morning everybody.
I'm Adam Curry. We're from Rode and Silicon Valley. I'm John C. Dvorak. We return on Thursday for our
17th celebration. Join us will you? There's cake for everybody. Until then remember us at NoAgendaDonations.com. Until then, adios, mofos, a hooey, hooey, and such!
Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say have you hoid Lydia?
Lydia, the loudmouth lady, she's bounded off at old King Chilla
Then to his wife, the Queen Camille.
Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, that verbal chlamydia,
Oh Lydia, who's full of abuse
She threatened a strip club for throwing her out Because of the rules she decided to flout
And then she inferred one day she'd take him out
So watch what you say around Lydia
Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, cramped full of insidia Olydia, the loudmouth lady
She prostrated herself right down on the ground
And soon we heard her obnoxious sound
Olydia, Olydia, rained on the parade of the gladiars
Olydia, the grandstanding shrew
Crocodile tears and a box of tissues
Some they might say she's got daddy issues
If she's headed your way, you should cross the street.
If she gets away, you will bow at her feet and you'll pray to the cult of Lydia.
This will be America's new Golden Age.
They said we won't do that.
I said yes you will, 100 percent.
He said we won't.
I said yes you will.
He said no way.
I said way yes, you will. He said, no way. I said, way.
Then his woman is crazy.
You know, this crazy Kamala thing is just crazy.
What would you do differently?
I can't think of anything.
Kamala, you're fired.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out. You're fired.
Every vote matters. And the way we can make that happen is we can have national voting.
That means get rid of the Electoral College.
Remember, I did win more than 3 million votes than my opponent.
Hillary Clinton now says she wants the US electoral college
system abolished.
Change of constitution.
Didn't Hillary get most of her popular vote in one state,
California, California, California?
The electoral college has gone down.
It was too old to stick around.
Soon one state will dominate dominate
DC powers here to stay we will tell you what to say we will
educate all of you your kids will worship
Greta Thunberg your kids will become Greta Thunberg
California Democratis California Democratist.
California Democratist.
You were asked to clarify if you believe Trump lost the 2020 election.
Do you believe he lost the 2020 election?
No. Senator, yes or no?
The 2020 election.
What company?
The answer is no.
What do you have?
If you believe Trump lost the 2020 election.
Do you believe he lost the 2020 election?
I'm much more worried about what happened after 2020,
which is a fact.
I said that I would have voted against certification
because look to clarify,
do you believe Trump lost the 2020 election?
The answer is no.
What do you have to lose?
It's a good question.
Is it okay?
Yes.
He censored the Hunter Biden laptop store.
Senator, yes or no?
Sent the 20 election.
Do you believe he lost the 2020 election?
I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election. Do you believe he lost the 2020 election? I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election. In the debate you were asked to clarify if you believe Trump lost the 2020 election. I think that's the question.
Senator Vance, I'm going to ask you again, did Donald Trump lose the 2020 election?
I've answered your question with another question.
You answer my question and I'll answer yours.
Or no, Senator, yes or no?
Donald Trump and I have both raised a number of issues.
I think that it's very important for the American people to believe Trump lost the
2020 election.
I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election.
I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election.
I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election.
I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election.
I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election.
I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election.
I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election.
I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election.
I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election.
I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election.
I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election.
I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election.
I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election. I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election. I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020 election. I think that Donald Trump and I have both raised the 2020, yes or no? Donald Trump and I have both raised a number of issues.
A thing that is very important for the American people to believe Trump lost the 2020 election.
I think that when you have technology company
And did not sir no? Senator, yes or no?
You're repeating a slogan, wrap 2020 election.
A debate you were asked to clarify if you believe Trump lost the 2020 election.
Do you believe he lost the 2020 election?
I voted against certification because of the concern that I just raised.
I think that when you have technology companies, the answer is no.
When you have roots, Senator, yes or no?
Look, let me ask Americans at a mass scale in a way that again, and to think that Donald
Trump and I have both raised so I think that it's important to think.
The best podcast in the universe.
Adios, mofo.
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Getting exciting!