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I mean who needs to be a coot?
Adam Curry, John C. DeVora
It's Thursday, January 16, 2025
This is your award-winning Give One Nation Media assassination episode 1730
This is No Agenda
Back to watching C-SPAN and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA Region Number 6
In the morning everybody, I'm Adam Curry
Dan from Northern Silicon Valley where I can tell the US senators that Pam Bondage will not
answer questions about the 2020 election. I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Craig Bond and Buzzkill.
In the morning.
Did you call her Pam Bondage?
Yeah.
Is it a yes or no question, Mr. Dvorak? Yes or no? I'll take that as a no.
Is it a yes or no question Mr. Dvorak? Yes or no? I'll take that as a no.
I love that gag. It's always great. These guys.
It's a yes or no question. Yes or no?
Well, you know what I noticed during these hearings?
I'll take that as a no.
I'll take that as a no.
You know what I noticed during these hearings?
Something has shifted.
You know what I noticed during these hearings? Something has shifted.
It's like something is...
The veneer has come off and somehow just nobody cares about the shows that these...
It's all the same.
Everyone's seen it so many times.
The people being questioned aren't rattled by it anymore.
It's just...
They refuse to answer questions that they don't want to answer.
It's just broken.
And then they fall into great line for the people. And it's like,
Pam bondage is a great example because
I love her new name, by the way. It's very, very, very, very, very creative.
Very creative. Yes. She, you know, I looked into her. She said,
besides being a very accomplished, she's a tri-delt.
No, no.
Cause I, I, I was just trying to describe her to me.
I said, well, she's for one thing, she's, she just looks and acts like a sorority
girl completely and she's like, and she's like, but you also get the, and she's
pretty and she's very telegenic.
That's the key for Trump's picks.
Telegenic, telegenic. That's the key for Trump's picks. Telegenic, telegenetics.
And so she's telegenic.
She's old.
She's 50.
Well, old.
It's not, not compared to me, but she's 59 and she's a tri-delt.
And so I, which is a, we have to explain this in a a way. This is a sorority that all the babes go to
when they're in certain colleges.
It's one of the, it probably has the most pretty.
Look at it this way.
Mean girls.
For our non-American listeners,
it's pretty much every American movie you've seen
about a college or university
where the hot girl will never sleep with a nerd.
Tri-delts.
Tri-delts.
That's basically it, yeah.
That's it.
And so she's that type, but she's been around long enough
now that she seems like the kind of woman
that would stab you.
Oh, in a heartbeat.
Yeah.
If you just look at her and you just see that you could,
you know, you just look at her cross-eyed,
you're gonna get shivved.
I, you know what I like just from a television production standpoint as we
talk of as executive producers of this clear production that is always taking
place during these scenarios every single time she battered her eyes my
hair actually blew back. Did you see what she did something with her eyelashes that was outrageous?
It was really funny.
She was holding up against the door, the dips from the Democrats who kept all their concentration was on,
do you deny, you would tell Trump to deny the 20 that he lost in 2020 2020?
That's all they were preoccupied about so I have to assume
Because she would refuse she refused to go in into that at all
Well, she did her little tricky lawyer bit where Joe Biden's president
You know, she did all the lawyer tricks
But the way she did it is as though they all think,
and I think they might be right, she's going to go look into it.
A lot of people don't like her, you know, because they don't like her background.
They don't like what she's did in the past.
You know, she's, she's not necessarily a MAGA favorite, just, just FYI. No, I know she's not. She's not a MAGA favorite. She's not a MAGA favorite, just FYI.
No, she's not.
She's not a MAGA favorite.
She's not a MAGA favorite.
I gotta admit, I think she'll be hilarious for us.
I think she's gonna be the best.
Yeah, this is good for our last, our final four.
And the thing about, you know, it's like she takes,
it's like someone could describe her as she takes no prisoners.
I don't think so. her as she takes no prisoners.
I don't think so.
I think she takes prisoners.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah.
That was good.
It was good.
Of course, we're all really waiting for the big one, which will be RFK.
There was one moment that I just really liked during Hegseth's confirmation. That was the senator from Oklahoma.
The one who jumped on the Democrats with the lecture.
You know there's a lot of talk going about...
I should set it up. You know of course Pete Hegseth, he's a drunk, he's a womanizer, he's a...
Another very telegenic male.
Very telegenic male.
He's just no good.
And then we get the lecture.
He's got weird tattoos.
Weird tattoos all over your chest.
This will not stand.
You know, there's a lot of talk going about, talking about qualifications and then about
us.
Hold on a second. Since a troll mentioned it, he is on deck to be President
Trump's Secretary of Defense.
Right.
Yeah. So he will be running the War Department.
You know, there's a lot of talk going about talking about qualifications and
then about us hiring him if we are the board, but there's a lot of senators
here I wouldn't have on my board.
But let me read you what the qualifications of the Secretary of Defense is, because I
Googled it and I Googled it and went through a lot of different sites and really it's hard
to see, but in general the U.S. Secretary of Defense position is filled by a civilian.
That's it.
If you have served in the U.S. Army forces and have been in the service for, you have
to be retired for at least
seven years. You need to have like a little rim shot machine and Congress can
can weigh that and then there's questions that the senator from
Virginia starts bringing up the fact that what if you showed up drunk to your
job? How many senators have showed up drunk to vote at night? Have any of you guys asked them to step down and resign for their job?
And don't tell me you haven't seen it because I know you have.
And then how many senators do you know have got a divorce before cheating on their wives?
Did you ask them to step down? No.
But it's for show. You guys make sure you make a big show and point out
the hypocrisy because the man's made a mistake. And you want to sit there and say that he's
not qualified? Give me a joke.
That was too bad. He ruined the whole bit by screwing up that one line. Give me a joke.
Give me a joke, he said.
I mean, what a joke. Give me a break. Give me a beat. Not give me a joke he said. I mean what a joke, give me a break, give me a beat, not give me a joke.
Yeah, well actually you know that's an instance where I think he was caught between those two lines,
those exact two lines you suggested. Yeah. Which was give me a break or what a joke or whatever the
other line was. Yeah. And he got stuck, it's crazy, he got stuck in the middle. I came up with that stupidity.
Yeah, that was too bad. That was I feel the same way. Yes. I do have a France 24 overview
of Hegseth to see how the NATO countries view him, which I think will be worth listening
to. On Tuesday, Donald Trump's nominee for defense secretary faced the Senate committee tasked
with validating his appointment.
He was cheered into the room by supporters, but when he sat down, Pete Hegseth took quite
a kicking over his advocacy in favor of practices.
What is this?
He took quite a kicking.
What is that all about, France 24?
That's a phrase I haven't heard.
Well, it's French English, I guess, it's Fringlish.
When he sat down, Pete Hegseth took quite a kicking over his advocacy in favour of practices
classed as torture and championing convicted war criminals, as well as his alleged financial
mismanagement and personal misconduct at the helm of two veterans advocacy groups.
When called upon to make his case to the committee,
the Iraq War veteran and former Fox News presenter suggested
the Pentagon under Joe Biden had fallen into decay.
As I've said to many of you in private meetings,
when President Trump chose me for this position,
the primary charge he gave me was to bring the warrior culture
back to the Department of Defense.
He, like me, once a Pentagon, laser focused
on lethality, meritocracy, war fighting,
accountability and readiness.
And then there's Code Pink yelling in the background.
Code Pink, you can always hire Code Pink to come and demonstrate.
His call for meritocracy, a rallying cry against the diversity initiatives
he says have weakened the US military.
He has even gone so far as to say women should not take part in combat and faced allegations of sexual assault.
A record not lost on Democratic lawmakers or on hecklers at his hearing.
You are a misogynist. Not only that, you are a Christian.
In recent months he has also been plagued with news.
I think the guy said you're a misogynist, not only that, but a Christian nationalist.
I don't know, something like that.
In recent months he has also been plagued with news.
I said pussy.
What?
No, he didn't say pussy.
No, Christian nationalist.
Reports that he was regularly drunk while appearing on Fox and France.
Drunk!
A Fox News show that Donald Trump regularly phoned into.
By the way, I think all the Fox News hosts should do the shows drunk. That would improve
the channel. Imagine Judge Jeanine Hammer. She'd be great. The Democrats on their own
will be unable to prevent Hegsett's appointment without some Republican senators breaking ranks
to oppose him. Yeah, so what I've heard is that the donors, the donors and the donors have all said to
these Republican senators, if you don't confirm Trump's nominees, we're going to primary you.
You'll regret the day.
I think that makes sense.
I didn't see any, did you see any Republicans' dissent?
No.
The only, the closest anyone came was Joni Ernst with Hegseth in particular.
And she, while during the hearings, she did relent and said she's going to support him,
but she wasn't going to initially, but again,
like you said, maybe somebody knocked on her door.
What?
A phone call from Ms. Joni.
Hello, Ms. Joni.
Joni Ernst is interesting because from Iowa, she was like the hard ass right winger when she ran for the first time, if you remember.
Yes.
She had the guns and she was shooting and she made a big fuss about the fact that she was a tough chick and pretty.
Yeah.
And a pretty tough chick.
Yeah, she's no Tridel though.
No, that's for sure. But she had, she turned, somebody, I think she's been
compromised because she has become kind of made to vote against Republican interests.
I'm just thinking. Now I have a few confirmation clips. Yes. Now I have the Pam Bondi clip of
Say her name right say her name right bondage Pam bondage. Mm-hmm She is this is the this is not gonna be this is not a background or this is an actual hearing clip
only part of a long long clip where
This is Holly who is
Doing what all the Republicans did, showboating to an extreme.
But this particular point that he's making here, he's already showboated for five minutes,
not really asking her anything, just going on and on and on about, you know, this and that. But this little, little episode here I thought was kind of interesting because
he got her to, um, I mean, she w when there was a Republican, she said, yeah,
yeah, yeah, whatever you want, uh, with everyone of, oh yeah, for sure.
Sure. Sure. Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
Question, Ms. Bondage.
So she, so we have, but this is kind of an interesting little aside.
This is about the Catholics and Holly is all over this.
And I think this is actually kind of interesting.
I'm sure you've read about this memo, which I now hold in my hands.
This memo that was...
Even that, it's like at this hour, I now hold this memo in my hands.
Like really that you're right, right off the bat, showboating. hold this memo in my hands. Like really that you're right right off the bat showboating.
I hold it in my hands America.
I'm sure you've read about this memo which I now hold in my hands.
This memo that was developed by the FBI field office in Richmond, Virginia,
23rd January 2023 targeting Catholic parishes for spying, for recruitment of infiltrators.
I mean, the memo goes on and on and on about the FBI's plans
to put assets into Catholic parishes, into choirs.
This is unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Gotta get those pitos.
This choirs is the one that got me.
They just put them in the choir.
Yeah. Anybody here in the choir.
Anybody here in the office can sing?
Anyone can sing?
You're in!
Here's your assignment.
Was it only about Catholics?
I thought it was just all Christian churches, period.
I don't remember.
No, the memo he has is specific to Catholics, but he goes on and discusses the fact that
it turns out that they were targeting all Christians.
Okay.
All right.
And it is the memo he has in his hands right now.
In his hands, holding the memo.
And when he says on and on and on, this memo's about a six-page memo.
Would it be great if Sarah Adams had showed up in the choir?
CIA target?
This is an unbelievable, unbelievable assault on Americans' First Amendment rights.
And we only know of it because of a brave whistleblower who came forward and released
it to us.
And I will tell you, I have never been misled and lied to like I was by the current attorney
general and the now former FBI director when they sat right where you're sitting now and
told this committee
Oh, we don't know anything about it. Oh
Only one field office was involved
It was the single work of a single field office and a very few individuals as it turns out
That's not true. Did anyone tell him that Trump already won the election that the good guys are coming in
You know, I mean does he have this very necessary, what he's doing?
Yeah, it is for him because he has to get his showboating in. He's one of the better ones.
Oh, when it comes to showboating, he's great. Yeah, there's no doubt. There's no doubt.
He's very entertaining.
Vigils, as it turns out, that's not true. Multiple field offices were involved.
Multiple individuals were involved. Under your leadership, will you put a
stop to the use of FBI or Department of Justice resources to try and recruit informants and spies
into Christian churches or any church or house of worship in this country on the basis of nothing
more than faith? It's a yes or no question. Well, let me think. No, I think I'll continue with the
spying on the Christians. That sounded like a really good idea, Senator. Of course, Senator.
Let me just say this. To our knowledge, no one who is involved in the writing and performance
execution of this memo has been disciplined or fired. Ah, we'll use discipline them. We'll use spank them with a hairbrush bristle side down.
Will you conduct an investigation like you talked about, Ms. Bondi, that will get to the bottom of
abuses like this? And to be clear, this is an outrageous abuse. It is an outrageous abuse.
One of the worst abuses of Department of Justice and FBI authority in our history.
Is it abuse? Really? Is it worse than the January 6th people? It's outrageous.
Will you conduct an investigation to find out who signed off on this, who approved it,
who advocated for it within the Department of Justice? Will you open the books on these
abuses so that the American people can have confidence in their DOJ? Yeah. Senator, and I think what you're talking about is the ultimate
weaponization. What we've been discussing all day. If I am confirmed as attorney general,
one of the first things I will do, there'll be many. But-
Laugh-tell? What's the laugh-tell about, Bondage?
I didn't catch that the first time. One of the first things I will do.
Senator, and I think what you're talking about is the ultimate weaponization, what we've
been discussing all day.
If I am confirmed as attorney general, one of the first things I will do, there'll be
many, but I will personally read that memo.
And if Mr. Patel is confirmed, discuss it with him right away. We're gonna getcha.
That's what that left hole was.
We're gonna getcha.
We're coming for ya, stooges.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
No, that's good.
Yep.
Yeah.
Now here's the clip that is the...
I have to say it's entertaining.
C-SPAN becomes entertaining once every cycle, four years.
And it's just kind of cool to watch.
You know, you can leave it on all day and like, ha ha ha.
You know, it's not as clippable as I'd like.
That clip was too long.
Too long.
Well, that's why I interrupted a lot to move it along.
But it's like they, all of them are that way.
And it's really only part of about an eight minute.
They're supposed to give them five minutes, but they go seven eight
Yeah, who was in charge was a Republican chairman. Well, it's a Senate hearing so you end up with
Should have been Kamala
No, no, she does she's only a tiebreaker. No, okay the hearing she did what she had nothing to do with the hearings
So let's go.
This is the Bondi BS summary clip.
Pam Bondi, Trump's pick for attorney general after Matt Gaetz stepped down from consideration,
had her confirmation hearing this Wednesday, a very partisan hearing with Senate Republicans
highlighting the need for reform within the Justice Department and Senate Democrats,
grilling Pam Bondi over her involvement in the election fraud claims that the Trump campaign made back in 2021.
Ms. Bondi is highly qualified.
Very.
And of course, as we all know, a change is desperately needed.
It is critical that any nominee for this position be committed first and foremost to the constitution
and the American people.
Not to the president.
Not any president or political agenda.
But President Trump claims he has, quote, an absolute right to do what he wants with
the Justice Department.
Who knows? And that's how he conducted his first term.
Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. He had that well under control during the first term, didn't he?
Really under control.
Yeah.
That's hilarious. That's hilarious.
So then another guy, the one that got through, they didn't get much discussion,
but I ended up getting the clips because I know it wasn't going to be part of it.
Rubio.
Rubio.
Rubio just waltz.
Oh yeah.
No, they love the rubes.
They like Rubio a lot because they think that because of that one, I think the Democrats
still harken back to Rubio and the small hands joke.
And the water.
And the water splashing and oh yeah and so because
Rubio was you know he's the only guy who could actually handle Trump he stood up
to him he's a tiny the tiny hands material was quite good it's stuck do we
still have those clips let me see tiny. And he was getting big laughs. Yeah, but he was. He got pushback,
I think from his own people. Hey, don't try to be so funny.
Because Rubio is actually pretty funny.
Well, he was a cabaret dancer. So, you know, he comes from show business.
He was a male stripper for us. I don't think we have that documented,
but it seems that he probably was. He comes from show business, so he understands entertainment.
He's in the same camp as I would say McCrone.
And Zelensky.
Trudeau.
Zelensky.
No, Trudeau and Zelensky in particular.
Zelensky is a male stripper.
So let's listen to these things on Rubio. This is confirmation
Rubio anal. Your clip title is analysis. Yes, I'm well aware it's still disturbing.
Joining us now to react to the confirmation hearing for Marco Rubio is
Armin Kurdian, retired US Navy captain and political strategist. Armin, thank you
so much for joining us.
Good to see you again.
Now to begin, how do you think the confirmation hearing for Marco Rubio went today?
I think Marco Rubio is a brilliant individual.
Good afternoon, Tiffany.
And I think she has...
That's an interesting way of doing it.
You just answer the question, then you throw in the end.
Good afternoon, Tiffany. How are you doing?
Went today.
I think Marco Rubio is a brilliant individual.
Yes.
I've never, now that you mention it, that's a stylistic difference I've not heard anyone
do.
I like it.
I like it.
You hit the ground running.
Because most of the guys, I noticed this when you hit the show, the five that always has
the one Democrat in there.
They always say thanks.
They always do the thank you,
I'm glad to be here, blah, blah, blah, at the very beginning.
Yeah, like...
And it kind of, it doesn't get, it's, you're right, this structure is better.
Yes, I think that NPR should start doing this.
They're never gonna do anything.
Marco Rubio is a brilliant individual.
Good afternoon, Tiffany.
Brilliant! Marco Rubio is a brilliant individual. Good afternoon, Tiffany.
And I think he has already gotten a lot of positive accolades from his colleagues on
both sides of the aisle.
He has a very strong grasp of the issues that face this country and is very intelligent,
very well spoken and also very well rounded.
And I think he's going to get a lot of Democrats to vote for him when this is all done and
said.
To your point, it does seem this was the friendliest of the confirmation hearings so far.
Now, Rubio said in his opening statement, quote, the 21st century will be defined by
what happens between the United States and China.
How do you see relations between the U.S. and China going forward under President Trump
and Rubio as Secretary of State?
It needs to be a lot more frank, a lot more direct.
China has been taking advantage of the United States in a lot of different ways.
We know a lot of the issues they have with Craig, but of course, the intellectual property
theft, especially from our defense industry, if you just look at a lot of their mainline
aircraft, their submarines
and their systems and equipment, it very much is similar to our own.
So that's a big problem that needs to stop.
Also, a lot of these cyber attacks, which the Chinese government says it wasn't us,
but I'm certain it was a lot of their proxies or perhaps some kind of public-private partnership
that's going after the United States.
We're going to have to get a lot more aggressive with this kind of thing.
China has said they want to be ready to have a military that could mobilize and
say, take Taiwan by the year 2027.
That's going to happen during the next administration.
And China has been building a lot of missiles, a lot of other weapons that could
actually make that happen.
And, uh, in a lot of the scenarios, the war games that the US fights
against a virtual Chinese adversary, the US does not do well and doesn't always win.
Yeah, this is why everybody loves him, because he's he's rattling the cage for China.
But we already know the asphalt guys are laying down runways.
The shipbuilders are getting ready to build a big, beautiful, beautiful ships.
They this is what everybody wants.
Everybody wants to go against China.
So yeah, he's the perfect guy.
He gets it.
There was a report that was, I haven't heard any clips from, but it was a written
report on how China has just produced 1 million drones.
Yeah, wouldn't surprise me.
That's an interesting force because if you had a million,
then you're not talking about 20 or 5 or a couple of drones coming over.
We're talking about a million.
If you had a million drones attack anything, it could
cause a lot of damage. A million drones. Not even with bombs on them, just coming at you.
You know that DJI dropped their automatic no-fly zone capability in their drones.
So no longer are they geo-fenced.
You'll get a warning if you're flying your drone near no fly zone,
but it won't automatically stay away from it.
I thought was an interesting move by the company.
That's it. That is interesting.
I'm not sure why other than, you know,
putting the responsibility back onto the operator where it ultimately belongs.
responsibility back onto the operator where it ultimately belongs. But I think we're going to see a lot more drones where they're not supposed to be because
of this.
Yeah, I would think so too.
Let's go to Rubio.
Now during Senator Rubio's hearing, the news broke that Israel and Hamas had agreed to
the ceasefire and hostage deal.
Now, Rubio didn't have a comment on that at the time.
Now, the former IDF spokesperson saying on CNN last night that with Trump's threat that
there would be held to pay if hostages weren't released by the time he returned to office,
no party wanted to be the one to spoil the deal.
What do you make of the argument that Trump was the driving force behind this deal?
I think it's absolutely correct because that is a change in the calculus for Hamas.
That is a big thing that changed on November
following the election.
And I think it also has to do a lot more
with how Trump handled the nation of Iran
during his administration and will do the same thing again.
So Iran is perhaps hopeful
that if they can compel Hamas to surrender, and I can't believe
for a second that Iran hasn't worked behind the scenes telling Hamas that you guys need
to let the hostages go or it's going to be really, really bad for us, that this is a
big impetus and a big reason why this has happened.
As for the rest of the structure of the deal in terms of the number of hostages that are
going to be released, the number of prisoners that are going to be released, Israel's withdrawal from the Gaza Strip.
I think baby steps are good.
What I also heard was that initially it would be nine hostages for 110 Palestinian prisoners
that came from Hamas spokesmen.
I don't know if that's entirely accurate, but regardless of what the number is, it's
substantive and it's tangible and I think you know Israel itself is also they are strained fighting
this war as well it has taken an immense toll on them so I'm sure there's a lot
of folks who were eager on the Israelis I had to see this war end.
Before we get to that I want to play the money shot from Rubio because he did
have a money shot he had a money shot and this is the Rubio because he did have a money shot. He had a money shot. And this is the Rubio money shot that got him confirmed.
During a friendly hearing in front of a committee where he has worked for 14
years, Marco Rubio set out his worldview to fellow senators defending
Trump's policy of America first.
Trump's nominee for secretary of state described China as America's biggest
threat.
of State described China as America's biggest threat. Communist Party of China is, that leads PRC, is the most potent and dangerous
near-peer adversary this nation has ever confronted. If we stay on the road we're
on right now in less than 10 years virtually everything that matters to us
in life will depend on whether China will allow us to have it or not.
He pledged to boost defences of Taiwan, the self-governing democratic island that Beijing
claims is its own, to avoid what he called a cataclysmic military intervention.
Rubio also criticized President Biden's recent decision to remove Cuba from a list of terrorism
sponsors and hinted that he would reverse the move.
Whereas Trump has sparked anger overseas by threatening to withdraw from NATO, Rubio distanced
himself from talk of pulling out of the alliance.
Speaking about the war in Ukraine, which Trump pledged to end within a day of taking office,
the senator insisted that both Russia and Ukraine would need to make concessions to
halt the fighting.
This war has to end, and I think it should be the official policy of the United States
that we want to see it end.
Now what that master plan looks like is gonna be hard work. This is not gonna be an easy endeavor, but it's gonna
require bold diplomacy and my hope is that it could begin with some ceasefire.
That's a show enough money shot! Woo! Jesus! Yeah, China the money shot. It's good. But none of that,
none of that excited people as much as the big announcement about the
inauguration.
Did you hear about the big announcement?
Well, before we get off track, we might as well play this last clip.
But the big announcement?
No, I'll wait, I'll wait.
Carrie Underwood's going to sing?
No.
Are the YMCA, are the village people?
Widely considered a gay anthem from the 1970s, the pop hit YMCA has been following Donald
Trump.
In rally after rally, it's catchy chorus so the incoming president let loose during
the campaign.
Now, the village people have confirmed they will be performing at one of Trump's inaugural
balls and a gathering he's holding in Washington the day before he's sworn in.
He'll be performing at his inaugural balls. Well they had to go grab, you know, these guys are
retired so they had to put the group back together. Oh yeah, oh I think one of them's dead.
I think, well they just put him up there. I think the Cowboys did, one of them passed away I think.
Yeah, let's get back to this.
This is the last clip of the Rubio series.
I do want to mention something that's not in here,
but when they talked about number of hostages released.
33.
The number that finally.
43.
Yep.
33.
We know its code.
That means it's over, boys.
It means something.
End of op.
End of op.
End of op.
End of op. End of op. end of op, end of op.
End of op.
It could be 33, it could be like, yes, because, yeah, end of op.
End of op.
All right, what's your final Rubio clip?
That's the same confirmation Rubio 3.
Oh, got it.
Now when it comes to Europe, Rubio said in terms of Russia and Ukraine, quote, there
will have to be concessions made, adding this conflict needs to end.
What changes might we see in terms of the Russia-Ukraine war under this new administration?
It's going to be very hard to say.
Donald Trump, as I've said many times, is very, very transactional.
Where we are right now, basically when Donald Trump takes office on January 20th, everything
that happened beforehand is a sunk cost.
There's nothing that he can do about it to change.
Considering the amount of territory that Ukraine has lost to Russia, I don't know how Ukraine
is going to be able to take it all back.
It's going to be an exceptional challenge.
At the same time, Russia is also at its limit in terms of its wartime economy.
I don't know how much longer they can continue on with the war.
Ukraine is also suffering an incredible strain as well.
I think in the end, whether or not we like it, Russia may end up with a
part of Ukraine, they may get a lot of what they want, but hopefully
Trump and the Western powers can perhaps exert more threats or perhaps
show, say, Hey, if you don't take, say perhaps
half a loaf, if you will, use that kind of an example, say, you know, they only get some
of the territory that they managed to capture instead of all of it, that the allies of Western
powers are going to come in even stronger to support Ukraine.
And frankly, there's a lot of things that went wrong all the way up to this.
This was never happened in the first place. We were too slow to give them military aid.
Congress was very slow to act on times, engaging in politics, a six-month delay in terms of getting
Ukraine the artillery it needs. We didn't ramp up in terms of manufacturing artillery needs. So
a lot of that also lies on us in terms of where the situation is. So we are, I think, just as much to blame for preventing this war as Russia is from
starting it.
Who was that guy? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
So before you jump ahead, he did mention Trump doing stuff right away. Have you heard the
tiny desk story?
I don't think I don't know.
Here play the clip.
You're going to kick out of it.
Trump and the tiny desk.
Oh, OK.
Oh, hold on a sec.
Tiny desk story.
Here we go.
On the campaign trail, Trump joked he'd have a tiny desk next to the inauguration
podium so he could start signing executive orders immediately after his speech.
Well, there hasn't
been an official announcement about that, the soon-to-be president is expected to sign numerous
executive orders in the first few hours and days of his next administration. It may be the biggest
day of executive orders signing in American history. I've heard it's going to be a hundred.
Yeah, a hundred. That's what the number is. But the tiny desk, put a tiny desk.
I doubt it.
Sit down right away and start signing.
I heard he was going to start signing from the steps on the way in the limo
back to the White House.
They were going to start signing him in the car with this tiny desk.
That's good.
We do have breaking news at this hour, John.
Breaking news at this hour.
Breaking!
Well, good morning.
Earlier today, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Hamas objected to Israel's
ability to stop the release of certain prisoners.
However, the deal isn't a sure thing, with Israel this morning saying it wouldn't ratify
the deal until Hamas stops backtracking on already agreed upon details.
But this is the closest the two sides have come in months, and there is hope it will
come to fruition.
Hamas is still holding nearly 100 people hostage, including some Americans.
The news is welcome across America as we are finally getting Americans returned, just as
there's excitement in Israel to get some of their
hostages home.
Of course, everyone was all jitty about the question that was asked of President Biden
if he's taking credit for something Trump did.
Yeah, classic.
I thought CBC did a pretty good job.
Who is the books credit for this, Mr. President, you or Trump?
The ink on the deal was still drying and outgoing president Joe Biden was facing questions about
who should get the credit.
Is that a joke?
That is not a joke.
No joke.
After all, incoming president Donald Trump posted on social media moments after the news
broke claiming credit and not even mentioning his predecessor.
This epic ceasefire agreement could have only happened as
a result of our historic victory in November, he wrote. Qatar's Prime Minister Sheikh Mohammed bin
Abdul Rahman al-Thani was asked about the U.S. role in shaping the final agreement.
I can say that what we have seen from the U.S. in the past few days,
from the U.S. in the past few days, seeing a collaboration transcending both administrations was a clear demonstration for the commitment of the U.S. to reach to that deal.
Biden says getting the deal done was one thing.
Seeing it through will require yet more work.
This deal was developed and negotiated under my administration, but its terms will be implemented, for the
most part, by the next administration.
In these past few days, we've been speaking as one team.
The deal's three phases will each offer tricky obstacles and stumbling blocks, and United
Nations Secretary General Antonio Guterres says the ceasefire deal is only the first
step.
The humanitarian situation is at catastrophic levels.
It's burning.
And I call on all parties to facilitate the rapid and hindered and safe humanitarian relief
for all civilians in need.
So that's our reporting.
That's reporting from our 51st state, Canada.
The French, who are a little more gracious.
Scenes of jubilation and relief in Gaza as news spreads of a ceasefire agreement following
months of fruitless talks. One key upcoming change has forced negotiations to pick up
pace in recent weeks, the return of Donald Trump. The US president had been regularly
demanding the release of all hostages in Gaza
and sent his new envoy Steve Witkoff to the region to put pressure on the truze talks mediators.
If those hostages aren't back, I don't want to hurt your negotiation. If they're not back,
by the time I get into office, all hell will break out in the Middle East.
Experts say their efforts have paid off.
The deal will go into implementation the day before President Trump's inauguration.
So undoubtedly there is this Trump effect.
Many people I talk to in Israel would say that the most popular politician in Israel
is Donald Trump.
And that gives him quite a bit of leverage over the Israeli Prime Minister.
The Israeli Prime Minister was also pressed to come to the negotiating table as the political
situation within his government deteriorates.
Two of Netanyahu's key coalition partners have opposed the truce.
Far-right finance minister Bet Semmel Smotrich and national security minister Itamar Ben-Gavir
threatened to pull their parties out of the coalition
unless fighting in Gaza resumed after the hostages' return.
Though Netanyahu's government has a majority to approve the ceasefire deal, the prime minister
seeks to keep his government afloat.
Israeli media report he has offered potential gains for the far right in exchange for them
remaining in his coalition, including a settlement construction in the West Bank and boosted security.
Hmm, very odd. I thought everyone knows the Jews control Trump. It's so odd.
Yeah, it's so odd. I have two clips on the same thing. Only mine are from once from...
NTD.
Well, the NTD is the best one, but let's start with the ceasefire, the NPR, because you play some elaborate clips from foreign
sources. What does the NPR do? Let me guess, somebody with a British accent? No, not necessarily.
After more than 15 months of war, the United States says Israel and Hamas have reached a
ceasefire deal. NPR's Aya Betrai reports the agreement is set to begin on Sunday, giving the Israeli
government time to approve the deal.
This is a complex and fragile deal, carried out in stages, starting with a six-week pause
in hostilities and Israeli airstrikes on Gaza, which health officials there say have killed
tens of thousands of people, including more than 14,000 children in the war. Thirty-ages, or around a third of those held by Hnessy Gaza, will be released in exchange
for many Palestinians held by Israel in this first phase.
Qatar's Prime Minister Sheikh Mohammed Al Thani told reporters the deal aims to end
the war.
I believe that it all depends on the parties of the agreement and acting in good faith.
He says the agreement also allows for displaced Palestinians to return to Gaza City and other
areas in the north, though most of Gaza has been turned to rubble.
Who was that?
The rubble.
You get the return to rubble.
So that was, you know, that's about as vanilla as you can get.
Pretty much.
Told us nothing, nothing interesting whatsoever. But there we have the NTD for our NTD folks,
the new Tang dynasty have this report.
A ceasefire between Israel and Hamas has been announced.
President-elect Trump first broke the news
in a post on Truth Social saying the ceasefire agreement had
been reached and that the hostages would
be released shortly.
NTD's Jason Perry has the details.
Residents in the Gaza Strip were seen celebrating on Wednesday, many of them anticipating that
a ceasefire would happen soon.
And it did, according to what President-elect Trump posted on Truth Social.
Trump said that a deal in the Middle East had been reached and that the hostages would
be released shortly.
Trump's announcement of the ceasefire came just a week after he said quote,
all hell will break out in the Middle East if the hostages aren't released by the time he takes office.
Qatar, which has been mediating the talks, also announced the news on Wednesday.
Qatar's prime minister, who is also the country's foreign minister, said
the ceasefire is set to begin on Sunday, January 19th, one day before Trump takes office. He
gave further details at the briefing, which were heard through an interpreter.
The phase one of the agreement will go on for 42 days and it will include a ceasefire
and the withdrawal of Israeli forces to the east, away from populated
areas.
Israeli forces will then be positioned along the Gaza border, which will allow for the
swap of prisoners as well as the swap of remains and the return of the displaced people to
their residences.
He said that 33 hostages would be released, but he did not say how many Palestinian prisoners would be released.
President Biden, however, said hundreds of Palestinian prisoners were going to be released,
and he added this.
The elements of this deal are what I laid out in detail this past May, which was embraced
by countries around the world and endorsed overwhelmingly by the UN Security Council.
Yeah, all right, all right.
I think I've had it now, I think I've had it.
Let's move on to something more exciting.
Something more exciting,
which is also taking place on Monday because we know,
why because we know nobody cares about 33 hostages,
we care about TikTok. That'sages. We care about TikTok.
That's what we all care about, TikTok.
And I have a clip and I think you have a couple too.
This morning, President-elect Donald Trump may be planning to keep TikTok alive in the US.
Keep it alive!
Trump's pick for national security advisor, Florida Representative Mike Walz,
says Trump is exploring options to preserve the popular app, is set to shut down in the U.S. come Monday.
Walz added that Trump sees TikTok's economic value and could implement an executive order
to suspend enforcement of a federal law that would ban the app.
The Supreme Court appears poised to uphold the law, which requires TikTok's Chinese parent
company ByteDance to divest on national security grounds or
the app to be banned.
But this news overnight adds to all the speculation.
Xu Chu, the CEO of TikTok, plans to be at Trump's inauguration at the invitation of
the Trump Vance Inaugural Committee, and is expected to sit in a position of honor on
the dais along with a number of other tech billionaires.
What is so interesting is friends of mine, good friends who, who, who know,
who should know the truth.
They all believe they really believe that TikTok is spying on them
more than any other app.
I'm, I'm flummoxed by this.
And another thing I'd like to point out, everyone like, Oh, the TikTok
algo, the algorithm, the algorithm.
The algo is what makes you think they're spying on you.
Oh, that's a good point.
Whereas the algo, it is the simplest algo in the world.
We've already been through this.
There must be something more to it.
And I think it's not the algo as much as it is the ability to categorize the videos
in such a way that the algo can do what it does.
Yes.
And I think that's the level of difficulty that's not being discussed.
Well, I don't think it's difficult at all.
Because they don't use a lot of hashtags in TikTok.
You have somebody going on ranting about something or other that, oh yeah, Kamala's going to
be president.
And then you start watching that and they get another one and another one and
another one.
How do they manage to categorize these videos to make them show up one after
the other?
That is the key to their success that is not being discussed.
There's a lot of Chinese and they're sitting there all day long tagging videos.
Yeah.
I'm sure Indians, I mean,
we could shift it to anonymous Indians.
This is the same as this one. Let's put them in the same pot.
But it truly is the success... I'll just reiterate.
American algorithms, particularly in our social media realms,
they always want to inject strife.
Like, ah, yeah, let's throw something, get people commenting and get them mad at each other.
The TikTok algo is like, you like food? Here's food. You like Republicans? Here's Republicans.
They don't throw anything adverse in there. They get so that you actually think. Remember,
we were getting emails from people. Yeah, the reason they want TikTok gone is because that's
where all the MAGA people are. No, all the MAGA people got all the MAGA people in the
algo. All the the Dululus got all the Dululus in the from the algo and you're
probably right that it's the way they categorize or tag the content and I
wouldn't put it past them that there's a lot of people
whose only job it is to tag videos.
Yeah.
There can't, there's, there's no machine way of doing this and there,
and there's not, and it's not a hashtag oriented system.
So you can't just look at the hashtag. Oh, here's one other one.
Now there you might be right.
It could be a thousands of thousands of people that are,
Oh God, what a job that would be. Oh my God. You have to watch one after another and then figure out where it fits into the
scheme of things.
It's a lot more fun than trying to, you know, trying to police people.
You know, just what is this about? Oh, boom, click Republican. What is this about?
Oh, food. Boom. What is this about? Watermelons. Boom, watermelons. It's easy.
As long as you have enough people. Now I have two boots on the ground reports. The first one will lead
into your clips. This is from Jenzie.
Well, before you get to that, I do want to mention one thing, which is I do get PR notifications
from a company called abetonline.ag and they have the odds about some of these things I
want to mention. Will SCOTUS ban tick-tock and it will be upheld. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Well Elon Musk by tick-tock
No
82% no, right will Trump overturn tick-tock ban in the first hundred days of the presidency. Yes
58% no. Oh, interesting.
So the betting folk, although the Trump one is the weakest, the
betting folks say no to that.
So Gen Z TikTok producer writes in says, boots on the ground
regarding the TikTok ban.
If you recall, I gave you and John insight last year and how TikTok ads
and the ad leaderboard systems have some obscure absenties
from massive pay pools to creators.
By the way, I've determined that they are not creators, they are creations.
People who chase algos on YouTube and TikTok are creations of YouTube and TikTok.
They're not creators.
They just, we can talk about it later, but MrBe Beast Really laid out what he does with his videos
He's like it as long as there's more if there's three seconds more watching time average viewing time. It's a great video
These are creations of these platforms anyway
He manages several thousand influencers our producer does on tik-tok and everyone is on the edge of their seat
because well lots of money everyone is on the edge of their seat because well lots of money is
on the table. And here we go recently noticing with our influencers so this is one of our Gen Zers
who's in he's in deep inside the mad dash for the next big thing if the band holds new apps and
narratives definitely underway to try to absorb the power vacuum if TikTok is shut down I say if
because the amount of money that flows through ad revenue here will
likely keep it going. If not,
this model will be immediately duplicated in a new app. And of course,
the new one is red note, which is at the top of the app stores.
He says, this is obvious that these, the rankings,
the ratings have been games, bots are all over it.
They've been pushing red Note up to the top.
Everybody who's on TikTok has an account now on Red Note,
just in case that that's the next big thing.
And this should lead into your Red Note clips.
Yeah, I have the backgrounders on Red Note.
Here's clip one.
TikTok users are flooding Chinese social media app,
Red Note, just days before a potential ban could remove. She even said it the way I did. Red Note? This is interesting. You could just
say Red Note. No, Red Note.
TikTok users are flooding Chinese social media app Red Note just days before a potential
ban could remove TikTok from US users' lives. Some of them have come up with a creative
way to describe the trend trend calling themselves TikTok refugees.
Red Note saw its US downloads skyrocket nearly 200% more than last week. This according to
database sensor tower. The Chinese app also topped the ranks of free downloads on both
Apple and Google's app stores in the US. Another app called Lemon 8 trails behind
Red Note in second place. The app works
almost the same as Red Note but is predominantly English versus Red Note's default Chinese.
Lemon 8 also shares the same Chinese parent company, ByteDance, that's the same company as
TikTok. Built with features similar to both Instagram and Pinterest, users can post photos
and short videos on Red Note. It can also have chat functions and its own online shopping site.
As the app's non-Chinese base grows, Chinese users are telling American newcomers
about what could be considered wrong under the Chinese Communist Party's censorship rules.
For example, stay away from sensitive topics the regime considers sensitive,
like Taiwan, the Uyghur ethnic group, and the 1989 Tiananmen Square massacre.
I don't see any of that on TikTok. Hello?
Obvious. I have a note about the store but I'll play your second Red Note
backgrounder first.
Red Note has already faced criticism from users for
strict censorship rules. The platform reportedly banned over one and a quarter
million accounts a few weeks
ago. Right now, it's ties with the Chinese Communist Party are facing scrutiny as more
Americans flock to the app. Red Note is owned by a Shanghai based company and all of its data is
stored in mainland China. The app is reportedly backed by Chinese tech giant Tencent. The Pentagon
recently blacklisted Tencent for its alleged ties to the Chinese military. And get this, what's more is that the apps Chinese
name Xiao Hong Shu means the little... Little what?
I got a little red book as in the Mao little red book. Alright so boots on the
ground from Danny about the store. This is the real problem. This I believe is
the real problem besides the massive ad is the real problem. Besides the massive ad incentives,
can you all these other companies,
YouTube and Metta,
they either bought the ad systems,
it deeply entrenched,
they got a lot of technical debt.
They don't have this leaderboard system,
which is a phenomenal idea,
but the store.
So Danny says, I'm sure you know, TikTok has enabled shopping.
I think you sort of acknowledged on episode 729, it's probably the only
legitimate competition Amazon may have.
I'm very surprised, he says, I'm shocked that John hasn't discovered the
incredible deals on TikTok shop from $12 Baofeng radios, which is at
least $3 under the price to high quality, unlabeled clothing, textiles, and home goods, usually straight from China.
Also, many homegrown businesses are making millions of dollars by opening their businesses on TikTok Shop.
I'm a bit disappointed, Danny says. Everyone seems to find the negativity in oddball Tik Tokers, but not the positive fine. I joined tik tok shop last year
It works by basically promoting all types of goods that are sent as free samples in
Exchange for making videos or going live showcasing the product
Recently have had a video featuring the Bao Feng you v5 our radio that has made me close to
How much do you think in two weeks in commission?
20 grand?
No, no, 10,000.
Well, I've been able to stop ruining my vehicle doing Amazon deliveries and Uber Eats deliveries.
TikTok has enabled me to have more than $700 in my bank account at any given time.
The same goes for so many other people on the platform.
I do not have millions of followers.
Of course not, it's the algo.
The algo boosts you into people
who are looking for this stuff.
I started with less than a thousand,
currently at 8,000.
So 8,000 followers and $10,000, so five grand a week.
TikTok is by far the best social media platform
on the internet.
And I think that this is the real problem. I remain solid that this was a anti-competitive move by Silicon Valley,
who funded some of the people who introduced the bill, mainly Google and Amazon, and they just
want them out because there's too much technical debt to recreate this and even this lemonade
Which is essentially try to do the same thing. It's bite dance, but they try to do the same thing with a shop and they failed
It's you know, it's hard to do these things. It's hard to replicate existing success and and get that that magic going and
As you know, I'm I think it would be very-
If you remember the early days of Twitter,
there were two or three or four clones,
Pounce was one of them,
and there was a whole slew of them
and they didn't have it.
You're right.
There's a certain thing, it's intact, it's constant,
which is this, it's a magic, it's something just clicks and it becomes the thing.
And you can't replicate it.
Now I think there'll be a big market for cheap phones, maybe even flip phones that
have TikTok preloaded on it.
I think we'll see this pop up if it gets banned.
And I think it will.. I think it will.
I really think it will.
I think Trump will overturn it because Trump realizes, as I stated, and I'm sure someone
over there listens to this show, we need more short form videos, chicks in bikinis, we need
guns, we need all kinds of stuff.
We are the content media creators of the universe.
This is our export. And the only thing is we need to
hook up American products to the shop. That's it. That's all that
needs to be done. I think it would be very bad for America to
ban TikTok. It's bad for the show. Where are you going to
source your content from?
source your content from?
I only source certain type of content from Tik Tok and I could do without it.
Well, the audience can't, they're always encouraging. The audience loves these clips.
They're encouraging you constantly to do this.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Much to your chagrin.
Yes.
Um, now do you think that anybody could-
I think you're dead on on this, by the way, this,
this whole idea and I have to look into the shop and the guy was right and
condemning me for not being up on it. Uh, although I'm not like, you know,
the shopping guy on the today show, you know,
sure you didn't have some slippers you can buy here cheap. Uh,
but okay.
And I'm sure this stuff is mostly junk.
Yeah. It is of course it's junk. That's another thing. We like buying junk. Let's say we should be buying American junk. Seriously. Oh, you know what?
Remember Justin, the guy who has the Made in America shoe company
who got wiped out by Helene in
Western North Carolina. Yeah, he's like 25 people's whole factory wiped out
So I find out he's started a new company because he's not gonna give up
He started a boot company. The guys like that never give up.
And he's, I think it's Gen Z too.
And it's like Jambo, the guy who makes the,
Yes, yes.
That guy, he goes from one business to another.
I don't know what he's up to now,
but he's like one of those guys.
Only in America do you find people like this.
We got these guys.
Only in America.
I don't know.
So he started Pearl Boot, the Pearl Boot company.
I'm like, I'm going to support this guy.
Cowboy boots.
And they're $450, which is cheap for handmade,
made in America cowboy boots.
And they arrived yesterday, the most comfortable boots
I've ever worn in my life.
It has something, like some arch support in there, which, and I have
Lucchese boots. I mean, I've had nice cowboy boots for over a decade and I'm
just blown away. I'm like, that's the kind of stuff we should be selling on
TikTok. Now I bet he is. Now I think about it.
Well, he probably isn't.
Well, he should be.
Now you think about it.
He should be. He should be.
And this is another thing.
On Instagram, the big brands, they all have their videos and they've got their influencers.
The influencers are suing each other.
You stole my vibe.
What is going on with these people?
You copied me. You copied my style.
But Tina continues to complain about this. She doesn't complain about it. You stole my vibe. What is going on with these people? You copied me. You copied my style.
But Tina continues to complain about this.
She doesn't complain about it on Instagram anymore
by commenting because that got her kicked off.
But all of these brands like, oh, yeah,
and here's this special offer.
And you click on it, you go to the special offer,
not in stock.
It's never in stock.
It's a scam.
Yeah, whenever Instagram has a a, it's usually clothing.
And it's, you know, these are known brands.
Like, you know, not super.
So what's the point of this?
You think it's some sort of marketing deal?
Well, it sucks no matter what.
I'm not sure if it's a marketing deal,
but they're always out of stock.
And then they recommend something else. It feels a bit like a bait and switch. So it's a marketing deal, but they're never always out of stock and then they recommend something else
It feels a bit like a bit of space which feels a bit like it
Yeah, and the one time she commented and you know, she got booted off for a week
She commented on the advertiser
That was a mistake that was a big big wow
Don't comment booted off an Instagram for me week for saying something about the scambish advertising
bait and switch scam?
And she didn't even say it was a scam.
She just said, how come it's always out of stock?
This is no good.
Boom.
You've been limited.
You can't comment for a week.
It was great.
Really monitoring closely.
Oh, on the advertisers? It was great. They're really monitoring closely.
Oh, on the advertisers?
I thought, yes.
You can't meddle with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beal.
This is the reason that our show doesn't take advertising.
I just say it all the time.
It's a form of corruption.
Big time.
It really is.
It really is.
Huh.
So anyway, we'll see what happens.
What they should have done was put the kibosh on the idea of them doing this, pulling this
bait and switch scam.
That's what they should be.
They should be working on behalf of the users of Instagram.
Oh, please.
I'm telling you.
Yeah, they don't.
They don't care.
They just want to collect data.
Yeah, now we got everyone thinking that TikTok was doing it.
Now we're in the clear. Please. Everyone uses Firebase.
We all know how it works. You know about Firebase? That's a...
No, tell me about Firebase.
Oh, it's a SDK you put into your app and it's,
I think Firebase may be completely controlled by Google.
And every tap, every swipe,
everything you do in the app is tracked.
Every app has it.
Firebase.
Yeah.
Oh, just so I can see if the app performs properly.
No, it's to spy.
Now, TikTok is smart because it's very hard to do.
You can't get to the shop, for instance, outside of the app.
That's why you've never seen the shop.
That's why you've never been introduced to it.
If you go to shop.tiktok.com,
you can browse, you know, whatever they're showing you.
But the minute you hit, I want to search for something,
it says, you got to get the app.
Oh, so that I'll never see the shop.
No, not unless you get the app.
You could get it on your phone.
You just have to go downstairs to get it from the drawer.
I have to get the phone out of the drawer just for this?
Forget it.
I'm not doing it.
It's like stupid.
I can buy stuff from AliExpress.
It's probably the same junk.
I don't think you're the market that they're going after.
It's just a guess. Well, I guess not. I'm bored. I was thinking about this the same junk. I don't think you're the market that they're going after It's just well, I guess not. I'm bored or I have to I was thinking about this the other day
I'm getting to the age. Mm-hmm. I'm probably past the age
But I'm gonna say I'm getting to the age where I'll be defined as an old coot and
There's nothing except Previgin. We have nothing for old coots
Coot I mean who needs to be a coot?
But this is where it's going.
We have boner pills.
We got to get something.
But there's not much else that we want to sell.
No, you get the coot.
You're a coot.
Your coot's a coot.
Your coot's a coot.
It gives you a little more leeway in your free speech.
Yeah, it does.
That's for sure.
You're probably tagged somewhere.
It's just a coot.
Don't worry about it.
It's not a problem.
Let him talk. Let him say whatever he needs to say. Yes. That's for sure. You probably tag somewhere, it's just a coot, don't worry about it.
It's not a problem.
Let him talk.
Let him say whatever he needs to say.
Yes.
Yeah, that's a good point.
That would be in my algo.
Yeah, for sure.
I did get a note from one of our, from Nick, Nick the truck driver, and he commented on
Real Short.
This is the Quibi thing you were talking about.
Oh yes, the thing that was Katzenberg's deal.
Yes. And he says he has used real short and he has some insights.
So this is this is good.
We have the most impressive people.
First, let me say I'm a truck driver while I get loaded or unloaded.
I usually just mindlessly scroll Facebook or Instagram.
I got sucked into one of these so-called movies made by
RealShort on Facebook. They'll give you three to five minutes on another
platform then tell you to download their app. Well I downloaded it and the woman
on the clip was right. You get about 10 to 15 minutes and
they ask you for money. You get tokens to purchase movies starting at $4.99 for a
hundred tokens. I'm not sure how many tokens were needed to get
the whole movie or you can watch an ad five times a day and get one more one to two minutes segment
per ad watched. For reference the video I was watching had about 70 segments. The acting is truly
awful, the plot is horrible and yet I still wanted to finish it.
I deleted the app after I saw it's paid model. Yeah. This is the general public at large. This is the old,
when you, when you learn about direct marketing, my,
my all time favorite thing and I've brought it up on the show before.
Pay attention people. This is good information you're getting here.
So you have, you know, you're going to sell miniature cars and it's going to be, the cars are going to cost you about five
bucks to buy one, but you know the first one's a buck or two bucks, something
like that. And so just the introduction to the idea of collecting these cars,
there's 40 of them. And so you buy the $2 car and they send you a the car the little car and a a
display case with the 40 car holes
And so you always get the free display order
you gave me a complimentary display case with these 40 holes that are empty because you get to put your one car in there and
The general public look at the empty slots the general public will want to fill up every slot because
you just, it's like giving, you know, it's like when you collect quarters and you get
one of these coin collecting things, it's got all those slots you put the quarters in.
If you have one of these, Jay has, used to do this, she'd get one of the containers that
hold the quarters and there'd be two
missing quarters and she'd go out of her way to find that, you know,
the P quarter from 19, whatever it is. And to get those,
so get the damn thing filled.
We have this tendency as humans to want to fill the gap.
That's right. So you gotta fill it in.
And so that's what that is that this somebody figured out you can do this with short clips.
That is a very good psychological insight.
There is no reason to want to watch the rest of the damn movie except for that factor.
He said himself it's junk.
Yeah.
That's pretty crazy that people want to do that.
I know. Oh no, it's empty. I gotta put it in there.
I should probably mention, since we're talking about apps and scams,
I got a note from one of our producers, Sam,
who said, I think you should bring this particular internet scam to attention because it's easy for people to
fall into this. And he, I think he's, this is a couple of years
ago, when he was 25, he was on the dating app Hinge, which I've
heard of. Have you heard of Hinge? I think we've never heard
of Hinge. Yeah, Hinge. It's like a Tinder, but it's different.
So he was matched with a girl who was 23,
talked on the app for about two days, every hour or so.
The responses were good.
Then they exchanged text numbers.
And then after texting a bit, she asked for a picture.
And so he sends a picture, and then she sends back a selfie
and some not safe for work pics
So of course 25 year old guy he's excited
So about you know after about five hours
He gets a text from an unknown number someone says listen. I'm this girl's father
And my daughter going to a fight with me and my wife and so we took her phone away
Then we saw that she's been texting you
and you've been texting her.
She's 16.
All right, so here's the setup.
She threatened to kill herself.
I'm sitting at the hospital now with my daughter
and I'm going to press charges against you,
sick pedophile bastard.
So of course, kid then he's freaking out.
It's like, no, but wait, she said she was 23.
And yeah, well, wait, but wait, but wait, but wait.
So then the kid, the father, so-called father sends something like, son, if you know it's
good for you, you're going to make this right.
Otherwise it will ruin your life for being a pedophile.
And then of course, he's like, you know, you need to pay, you need to pay for the pain
you've caused my daughter and if not I'm going to hand you over to the police.
So he does nothing, gets a phone call from the local police officer which we know these
are all different scams rolled into one.
And the police officer then says,
I really advise you should pay the father.
You don't want to be labeled a sex offender.
I mean, this is, of course it was a scam.
He just didn't do anything and it went away
because he confirmed the badge number
and it wasn't a valid badge number.
Well, we did some work.
But this is very sophisticated.
This is a, this is a very sophisticated scam.
Well, it reminds me, it's just like a,
it's a more advanced version of the, Hey granddad call, which I've gotten twice.
Um, both times from, yeah.
Okay.
Hey granddad.
What?
Who, who are you?
Yeah.
It's your, it's your grandson.
Uh, I got arrested.
Yeah.
I got it.
I said, you, the way that normal scam, I don't have kids old enough to get
arrested, grandkids old enough to get arrested.
So it doesn't work.
That's what you think. Well, I could, but it's possible, but I wouldn't have kids old enough to get arrested, grandkids old enough to get arrested, so it doesn't work. That's what you think.
Well, I could, but it's possible.
But I wouldn't care anyway.
So, it's just like, and I guess people have fallen for this.
Yes. Oh, yes.
And that's the simplest of all those things, besides all the calls you normally get.
Yeah, but that one's well known.
Of course, why doesn't law enforcement crack down on this? It is doable.
Well, the problem is...
And the number... We've played clips. The trillions of dollars are being scammed worldwide by
these people and nothing's being done about it.
By the way, a few shows back, I didn't read it, but we got boots on the ground report
from someone who's in law enforcement and women, particularly older women, fall for
this all the time. Someone friends them on Facebook, he's such a nice man,
and they build up a relationship over weeks and then the question comes,
oh, can you just spot me a thousand bucks? And before you know it, they've
sent a hundred thousand dollars of their retirement money.
The family is begging and pleading and like, no, no, no, this is real.
This is true love. We have a real relationship. This is legit.
And you can't convince them otherwise. Yeah. Well,
there was a report on one of the Fox shows about how some woman lost
$850,000 to a Brad Pitt.
Why are we still doing podcasts?
What losers we are.
You and I could do voices.
Oh, hey, how you doing?
You could sit on TikTok all day reeling them in.
It'd be great.
No, we could So someone claiming to be Brad Pitt and the question the panel was asking,
well, who thinks Brad Pitt needs money?
I mean, the whole thing was stupid.
Well, I mean, it's just, that's how it goes.
You do a hundred a day, you hit one, you track it, you got a database.
It's...ugh. The internet was a bad idea.
No, that's what I always say. That's been my claim since day one. But it's not just the internet.
Most of the scams are telephone scams. There's no internet involved.
Yes. Yeah.
By the way... This has to be stopped. Do you have any Delulu clips for today?
No, no Delulu clips for today. Oh, I got some? No, but I got a note from one of our
producers who starts by saying, you know, I hadn't been hitting the mouth before
the last election, but I'm sure you've covered all of the Trump will still be president, uh, YouTubers and tick-tockers.
Uh, so she is, I think she may be young, uh, Z.
Uh, I was getting all the updates from a friend who was totally invested from the theories around ballets to those she thought were, oh, I'm sorry, from the
theories around ballots to those she thought were true prophets.
She told me later that she had made detailed plans for her suicide if these things didn't
come to pass and was only stopped by feeling God's clear intervention.
In November, a family member had a close liberal friend attempt suicide the day after Trump's
election.
People on the left are truly terrified about the next term and if I heard and believe what they do
I probably would be too
These team Dululu theorists and prophets sadly may really hurt the people that believe in them
This is I mean, I agree it's it's along the same lines if people will believe that Brad Pitt needs some cash
You know and they believe that, to be fair about it,
a lot of people bought into the quantum dots.
Just be fair.
And Q, oh man, bring back Q.
That was so funny.
Please don't send-
Is he still around?
I know, please don't send me an email.
He's still here, he's got proofs.
Follow the breadcrumbs.
Yes. email he's still here he's got proofs follow the breadcrumbs. I've become
cynical in my old age the show is being ruined because I'm becoming like you
this is ruining the show. It's not well it's it's ruining the show. No it's
giving now we have no it's not I think it's fine I think we're we can hang in
there. Okay for four more years
Before four more years, we can do it. Let's talk a little bit about the fires. Oh, you mean nuisance inferno
Is that another one you like it do you like it? Yeah, I like nuisance inferno
I think nuisance inferno is good. Can I start kind of that come from? Um,
I will tell you because I did not make it up myself.
I want to be clear.
This is one of our producers.
Hold on.
It was Michael Falwell.
Michael came up with it, but we will appropriate it and from now on it is a no agenda term.
I like it.
Yes.
I think it's a show title.
I think it's a possible show title.
I'd like to start us off with Jimmy Kimmel.
Just to get a little...
That poor guy.
What a pathetic soul he's turned out to be.
As you know, it has been a very scary, very stressful, very strange week here in LA, where we work, where we live.
Who's already crying?
Where our kids go to school.
We are back in our studio, which we had to evacuate on Wednesday.
That's our building right there, the El Capitan.
That is how close this fire was to our theater here.
Many of us had to leave our homes in a hurry.
Some of our coworkers lost their
homes.
That's Hollywood.
Yes.
It's been terrible.
It's been a terrible...
Everyone who lives in this city
knows someone, most of us,
multiple people, families,
friends, colleagues, neighbors
whose house is burned down.
And the truth is we don't even
know if it's over.
We had 100 mile per hour winds fueling this nightmare.
As of tonight, the winds are back.
I think I speak for all of us when I say it has been sickening, shocking, awful experience,
but has also been, in a lot of ways, a beautiful experience because once again we see our fellow men and women
coming together to support each other.
People who lost their own homes, who are out volunteering in parking lots helping others
who lost theirs.
And tonight, I know that's...
Yes, we're here to talk show, not helping.
Yes, yes.
Get into all the vile and irresponsible and stupid things our alleged future president We're here to talk show not helping. Yes. Yes.
Get into all the vile and irresponsible and stupid things our alleged future president and his gaggle of scumbags chose to say during our darkest and most terrifying hour.
The fact that he chose to attack our fires.
Because Kimmel's job here is to be a political weapon, whatever he's trying to do.
Does anyone still watch that show?
Let's take a look. Well, somebody did to get that clip, but I don't. I find it's hard to watch.
Well, 11 more seconds. He had a nice formula going for a while, but he's become,
the Trump derangement situation with him has gone out of control. And now to throw Trump into these,
you know, to anyone who brings Trump into the
conversation regarding these fires has got a screw loose.
Trump had nothing to do with these fires one way or the other and his comments about the
fires are minor and there's there who cares what he has to say he doesn't say anything
about him it's not his business he's not and he's not president.
No, well we'll finish this up. It's not his business. He's not president. No.
Well, we'll finish this up.
Future president and his gaggle of scumbags
chose to say during our darkest and most terrifying hour,
the fact that they chose to attack our firefighters
who apparently aren't white enough
to be out there risking their lives on our behalf is,
it's disgusting, but it's not surprising.
Instead, I want to focus on thanking those men and women.
Oh yes. He should have just gone off the air.
Well he's a guy who's been caught in blackface more than once. He was actually suspended for a while because of it.
And he should have been cancelled but he wasn't. And so now he's back and he can't even hold it together no can't even produce a show I mean it's
not all everything that takes place in the world is not about LA and his fires
no I have a mini supercut so the fires yes of course I do here it is it
essentially looks like a bomb went off out here it looks like a bomb went off out here. It looks like a bomb went off here as well.
It looks like a bomb went off.
Looks like it was carpet bombed.
Every single home is obliterated.
Looks like a bomb went off.
Cars obliterated like bombs went off.
It looks like a bomb went off.
It looks apocalyptic.
It looks like Hiroshima.
A bomb went off. Everything is gone.
It looks like Hiroshima.
It looks like a nuclear bomb went off and leveled our entire city looks like a disaster zone like a bomb went off
Looking like a bomb went off. It looks like a bomb went off. It's really unbelievable
It looks like a bomb went off. The truth wants to come out everywhere on this thing. It's kind of kind of frightening
This is the Los Angeles County Public Works Director.
My first piece of advice to you is let's take care of our mental and physical
health first before we embark upon what is going to be a journey to rebuild
these communities back and rebuild them better than they were when we started
this fire. What? A good catch.
That's a great catch.
Oh, no. No, no. That's horrible.
I can't believe he said that.
There was another one.
Yeah, I still.
Yeah, I want to see.
There was another one here, I thought.
Oh, yes. This is another funny one.
And by the way, with respect to the charges
I'm going to announce, please know this.
This is the Los Angeles District Attorney.
The charges themselves are not evidence.
Everyone that I'm going to describe today is presumed guilty until and unless their
guilt is proven by the government beyond a reasonable doubt.
So they're all guilty.
They're guilty, the arsonists.
They're all guilty.
And they let the one arsonist, they already let him go.
Yeah, but there's plenty of videos of people setting fires.
This is what happens. This is what happens when you have a rotten society.
Yeah, they're torching it when they can.
And I was kind of amazed by this...
Actually, this is a TikTokker. And I was kind of amazed by this.
Actually, this is a TikTokker in Los Angeles.
I guess her house did not burn down.
And she had this to say.
I want to take a minute to talk about looting because I think it's worth considering why
people would run into an active fire to steal stuff rather than fleeing the
fire. And it seems like in the media coverage that I'm listening to that
people think that people are just like greedy who want to be looting and I'm
just wondering if maybe these people have actually considered whether it is
safer for them to run into a fire or to continue to exist within capitalism
without access to resources.
And after weighing the pros and cons, they concluded that the safer option is to run
into the fire to steal stuff.
Because you never see like Elon or Jeff or Mark running into a fire to steal stuff because
they don't have to run into a fire to steal stuff.
They can just steal from their workers via wage theft.
And that's legal within capitalism.
So if we want people to stop looting, I'm wondering if maybe the solution isn't to have more
police but rather to have a system where people don't feel like it's a better
option to run into a fire. This is so short-sighted. First of all these are
not only that but nobody's running into the fire. No. The fires are over the
houses that are left are the ones being looted
So she's full of shit from the get-go, but the looting is that socialism in reverse
Either you give your stuff up front or they steal it from you later
You're gonna lose your stuff lady
For with what you want. Yeah
It's just these
And we have producers who live out there
who have been affected by this.
It really is no laughing matter,
but looking at the possible,
never let a good crisis go to waste.
A lot of people commented on this clip of Newsome,
and the minute he talks about speculators buying up
properties he's shaking his shoulders he's wiggling his shoulders. Yes, this is
the strangest, yes, this clip is better if we were a video. Yeah, it would be.
I think people can find it. Yeah, he's wiggling around like some sort of a, like
he's got the ants crawling up him or something. Well if you listen now so that was the distraction if you listen to what he's
actually saying it sounds to me like he wants to help these speculators. Listen
now this is good that there's no video. We're dealing with a myriad of issues
I'm just talking to Josh Green the governor. Laugh Tell? Why is the laugh
tell? Why the laugh tell? Newsom why you laughing? I was just talking to Josh Green, the governor, down in Hawaii.
He had some ideas about some land use concerns he has around speculators coming in, buying up properties and the like.
So we're already working with our legal teams to move those things forward.
To move those things forward?
Wow, you're right. This is interesting.
It's possible that the wiggling around was distracting from what he's saying.
Completely. He's saying we have to first.
Yeah, we're going to try to move it along.
Get some speculation going here.
I'm I'd buy a lot or two myself.
Yes, we're in the market.
Let's listen to it in context one more time.
We're dealing with a myriad of issues.
I was just talking to Josh Green, the governor of down in Hawaii.
You had some ideas around some land use concerns he has around speculators I was just talking to Josh Green, the governor of down in Hawaii.
You had some ideas around some land use concerns he has around speculators coming in, buying
up properties and the like.
So we're already working with our legal teams to move those things forward and we'll be
presenting those in a matter of days, not just weeks.
We'll be presenting those to who?
To the speculators?
This is exactly what he said. So I need to go back to the
Meet the Press stylized interview where he talked about the rebuilding. You're here with
us on Meet the Press to announce a new executive order. What is this executive order? What
are you hoping to accomplish? We've got to be thinking three weeks, three months, three
years ahead at the same time we're focusing on the immediacy, which is life safety and property.
And so we want to fast track by eliminating any secret requirements.
I've got coastal act changes that we're making.
I want to make sure when someone rebuilds that they have their old property tax assessments
and that they're not increased.
All of that's been done in the executive order we just announced.
Wait a minute.
I'll just stop there for a second.
Perfect for speculators. Hey, if you come in, buy this up, you get the old tax rate. We're good.
We're open for business. CEQA governor and the Coastal Act are both environmental regulations.
And if you're going to be suspending those temporarily, are you concerned about problems
that may result from the suspension of those environmental regulations and the potential abuse
by developers? Yeah, we're not going to end and within this
executive order we frame
those abuses we we basically bookmark that in the context
of maintaining
the existing footprints
and the coastal act they allowed just a ten percent variant as we're going to be
very mindful that the
speak alabar to leads the nation
in environmental stewardship i'm not going to give that up but one thing i
won't
give into is delay. We've got to let people know we have their back. We're going to be
back. We're going to do it efficiently and effectively. Don't turn your back. Don't walk
away because we want you to come back, rebuild, and rebuild with higher quality building standards,
more modern standards. We want to make sure that the associated costs with that are not
disproportionate, especially in a middle class community like this.
Build, build, he says better back build what?
For a better life beyond your freedom, build back better. For someone else.
And that falls right into LA 2.0.
Over the course of the next several years, Los Angeles will be host to the World Cup,
and then the Super Bowl, and then the Olympics.
With this rebuilding effort needing to take place, is LA going to be ready for all of
those global events?
My humble position, and it's not just being naively optimistic, that only reinforces the
imperative of moving quickly
Doing in the spirit of collaboration cooperation move quick president United States Donald Trump to his credit
Was helpful in getting the Olympics the Olympics to the United States of America to get it down here in LA
We thank him for that. This is an opportunity for him to shine for this country to shine
Yeah, California in this community to shine, for this country to shine, for California and this community to shine, the opportunity
with all of that and all that opportunity and that pride and spirit that comes from
not just hosting those three iconic games and venues, but also the opportunity I think
to rebuild at the same time.
And that's why we're already organizing a Marshall Plan.
We already have a team of looking and reimagining LA 2.0.
And we're making sure everyone's included, not just the folks on the coast,
people here that were ravaged by this disaster.
So, oh, everybody gets to participate in LA 2.0 and it will be a dystopia.
It's going to be great.
Here is LA Smart City Strategy, which was already on the books for 2028.
Let's accelerate.
Hi, my name is Ted Ross, Chief Information Officer at the City of Los Angeles.
As you know, we live in a world full of urban challenges, from traffic congestion that takes our time and pollutes our environment,
to natural disasters that threaten the safety of our communities.
To address these challenges, Los Angeles looks to smart city technology that can positively transform our
urban environment.
While not a silver bullet, technology provides solutions that were previously unavailable
to the generations who lived before us.
It is technology that enables transparency in our policing and gives a powerful voice
to our diverse communities.
It's technology that innovates alternative
energy sources to reduce pollution and limit our carbon footprint. And it is
technology that provides ultra high-speed internet connectivity for LA
residents and businesses to do amazing things.
Technology enables the city of LA to efficiently and ethically improve the
quality of life for our residents, businesses, and visitors. In other words, when done right, technology makes us
smarter. That's why the City of Los Angeles strives to be a smart city. And
there's never been a more important time for Los Angeles to be smart than now,
as we prepare to host the world in the 2028 Summer Olympics and Paralympics.
So would you like to hear the five point plan?
Well, I might as well.
I think you should.
In LA, we believe smart cities are much more than software you purchase or sensors that
you install in the cityscape.
Oh, it's much more.
In fact, it's exactly that.
A smart city is an integrated, intelligent, urban ecosystem.
Oh, John, can you see the PowerPoint?
An integrated, intelligent ecosystem.
Dystopia.
Comprised of multiple ingredients that must work together for the benefit of the public.
You see on the screen, like your washing machine is connected to your car,
it's connected to your house, it's beautiful.
This would include first, smart city infrastructure.
This is the physical technology used to deliver smart city technologies, such as Department
of Transportation's AtSAC Traffic Management System, which uses 4,500 connected traffic
intersections to reduce travel time by more than 13%.
Or the Public Works Street Lighting's 165,000 LED street lamps
that saves $3 million a year in electricity.
Yeah, and spy on you.
Second, are Smart City Data Tools.
Data Tools!
This is the ability to share information across the smart city
when you need it, where you need it.
And to track people.
Such as Sanitation's Clean Streets program
that proactively improves the street cleanliness
across 6,500 miles of LA streets.
Wow.
Or our Data Science Federation,
which every semester matches university data scientists
in training with LA urban challenges.
Oh yeah.
Third is Smart City Digital Services,
which are the apps and websites
used to digitally deliver city services to the public. Hey give me some service city I have the
app. Including the award-winning MyLA 311 mobile app providing access to 1,500 city services
through your smartphone. Can you remove this homeless person from my stoop? Or the ShakeAlert
LA app that provides up to 45 seconds of advance warning of a coming
earthquake.
You're gonna die.
You have 45 seconds.
You have 45 seconds.
This is great.
Fourth are Smart City connectivity and digital inclusion.
Ah, Smart City digital inclusion.
This is the work that we do to ensure that all LA communities and businesses have access to the internet.
It includes the distribution of over 5,000 computers by the City of LA to families in need through our OurCycleLA program.
Oh yeah, here, have an old Dell.
And finally is smart city governance. This is how we coordinate investments in smart city efforts
to steal the money!
across all of our 42 city departments.
In fact, the city of Los Angeles is a founding member of the I3 consortium,
along with the University of Southern California and 90 other partners,
which has built an open source Internet of Things data aggregator
as a smart city data marketplace.
Well, that was the there was the buzz phrase of the decade.
Marketplace.
Whatever they're talking about.
Internet of things.
Go back it up and play that if you can.
Yeah, of course.
Internet of things, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Hold on.
Internet of things.
Here we go.
Is a founding member of the I3 consortium, along with the
University of Southern California and 90 other partners
Which is built an open source internet of things data aggregator as a smart city data marketplace an open source
internet of things data aggregator to blah blah blah
Bullcrap suck up the money and KTLA they know it's all about the money
David Lazarus shorting it now to answer a couple of questions damage And KTLA, they know it's all about the money. long-term. Yeah, I mean once we get the fires out and people safe, this turns
into a money story and that story is going to last for decades. As we've been
talking about, the damage estimates now top 250 billion dollars and let's face
it insurers are just simply not equipped to handle anywhere close to that level
of claims. Beyond that, there's the cost to utilities for restoring infrastructure, there's the
cost to municipalities for rebuilding schools and other public resources, and the cost of
meeting the ongoing needs of thousands and thousands of displaced residents. And then
there's public health. Experts are already warning of increases in asthma, cancer, and
premature births resulting from exposure to wildfire smoke and toxins.
And as if all that wasn't enough, rents are projected to continue rising as demand
significantly out places available supply for rental properties. All of this adds up to
difficulties on the economic front. Clearly federal assistance is going to be needed,
but some politicians are already saying
California is going to have to make political concessions
if they want federal aid, and that just complicates things.
Boots on the ground from JL.
Mr. Curry, I've lived in Southern California for 57 years.
I have 29 years experience in disaster response
with county, state, and federal agencies.
I grew up in Pasadena, the Eaton Fire, LA County.
I can tell you, you are completely correct when you say that disaster is a moneymaker.
A large fire is a boon to not only firefighters, but the myriad of private contractors as well
as other government workers, hotels who put up responders, food service contractors, laundry service contractors,
aircraft contractors, water tender contractors, generator contractors, repair contractors,
transportation contractors, all the staff comes in the big rigs. Lots and lots and lots of money.
Santa Ana winds are an annual occurrence in Southern California. They've contributed to a
number of large fires over the years. What is a bit odd about this one is the winds presented themselves in January.
They typically seem to arrive in October-ish, but this is not exclusive. We've had little rain,
so the dry vegetation is the problem. There's no stopping a fire when it's wind-driven in this
fashion. My hometown has been devastated. Fortunately, all of the family property is untouched by flames.
And we're happy to hear that.
So it's a big moneymaker and that's, that's what Gavin Newsom is laugh telling about.
Money.
And we were very wrong about the residential sprinklers.
I'm sure you noticed this.
Well, a lot of people wrote in about, there are more tanks than we thought.
No, not the tanks, but about sprinklers in homes.
Since 2011, this has been a requirement in California and many-
Yeah, but most of those houses in Pacific Palisades weren't built in 2011.
Those are always there.
So there's plenty of evidence.
The contrary, I would say, we weren't completely right.
I think we should just take the L on this one.
I'm not going to do that. Okay. completely right. I think we should just take the L on this one. I'm not going to do that.
Okay. All right. Adam at curry.com to email John. That's what always happens.
Now I got a couple of clips here that are kind of interesting. This is the under-reported clip.
This is the Act Blue clip.
Oh, yes. Yes. This is a good one.
Well, California Governor Gavin Newsom is trying to defend his handling of the state's
deadly wildfire outbreak.
And we just told you about his latest attacks toward President-elect Trump.
And how, and now, he's launching this new website, guys, aimed at combating supposed
misinformation around his response to the fires.
There's also an option on the website to donate to the California Fire Fund.
But here's the thing. it's not a direct donation.
Even though there are ways to donate directly to the fund, instead here, the governor is
accepting donations through the Democratic fundraising platform, ActBlue, which side
note guys takes nearly 4% in processing fees.
And he's not the only Democrat doing this.
Your favorite Senator Elizabeth Warren urged her followers to use her act Blue Link.
So did the hosts over at the Progressive Podcast, Pod Save America.
Jason, I want to ask you about this.
I ask this neutrally.
Is it standard protocol to have sort of fundraising for disaster relief occur through Democratic
super PAC organizations?
I've never heard or seen of that before.
And it is a Democratic run organization and they do get a financial benefit for every
dollar that goes through it.
Think of all the ones they could have donated to everything from the Red Cross to I mean,
you name it, they could have gone directly to helping people.
But no, they're crass enough to put it through a Democratic-run organization called ActBlue.
Crass indeed.
And, Kayleigh, that's the point.
Just to hammer home, you can always donate directly to this fire fund, and instead of
just linking directly, the governor put it through his super PAC, political activist,
Democratic Party site.
Yeah, it's a horrible look.
So the real kicker here is not even the 4% that they're stealing. It's through his pack.
It's the fact that they're collecting the email addresses, the addresses,
the demographics, whatever they can get.
This is a mailing list scam.
They're the TikTok of politics.
It's horrible. What a politics. It's horrible.
It's horrible. That is horrible. That's not being covered. Well, these are
mainstreams. You're not talking about it. I have two more clips. Versus the LA
Times report. The LA Times seems to be at least doing some work on this fire.
Fire LA Times. Yes, got it.
New reporting from the Los Angeles Times is calling into question how prepared LA County
was in advance of the deadly wildfires that are raging across the region.
As NPR's Liz Baker reports, city officials claim that resources were pre-positioned in
high-risk areas ahead of the powerful winds
that continue to fuel the blazes.
The LA Times alleges that last Tuesday night, as hurricane-force gusts sent flames and embers
towards residential neighborhoods, the LA Fire Department only deployed five out of 40 available
engines and roughly 1,000 off-duty firefighters were only called in after the firestorm had
already gotten out of control. In a press conference, LA Fire Department Chief Kristen Crowley responded. We follow a
system. We did that. We pre-deployed the necessary resources knowing that, or not knowing I should be
very specific in where a fire might break out in the city. When pushed for comment, LA Mayor Karen
Bass said, quote, the buck always stops with me, but refused to elaborate further.
Did you see the owner of the Los Angeles Times?
What about him?
He's the what is his name? Asian dude?
Yeah, chong chong something.
Well, first of all, we'll accept and blame, right? So at the LA Times, we endorsed Karen Bass.
I think right now in front, that's a mistake.
And we admit that.
So I thought it was very important early on
for me to come out.
And I think we were one of the few
to say competence matters.
By the way, this guy has the oddest head in the world.
His head is like Stewie's head from...
It's a funny shaped head, yes, I agree.
It's a very funny shaped head.
The guy's extremely bright.
Oh yeah.
Between the two of you.
You know, he bought the paper and he was run over,
essentially run over by the staff of lefties.
Yep.
And you know, he backed off and now he's like doing what the Washington Post did and say,
no, you can't do this, you can't do that.
And they're like, oh, we quit.
And so these reporters have to think twice about quitting in this market.
But okay, go ahead and do a podcast.
Well, I'm glad you brought that up.
So I will stop the LA Times owner clip and I will go to the latest venture, which includes
a refugee from WAPO.
I'm sure all of your Lib Joe friends are talking about it, not talking to you about it, but
this is so brave.
This is just, this is so good.
So brave. This is just this is so good. Oh brave brave of Jen Rubin
Who is in this video with her glasses a skew on her head? I?
Kid you not want it's like you know how how they're just they're not level
Right he also has a portrait of herself behind herself when she's doing this little presentation. This is this is fantastic
This is the textbook example of a failure from the get-go.
Hi, I'm Jen Rubin.
And I'm Norm Eisen.
I am here to announce I am leaving the Washington Post
in order to co-found with Norm
an exciting new online platform, The Contrarian.
We are gonna bring you written material, podcasts,
interviews, social media, all in
defense of democracy.
Our intent is to combat the authoritarian force that we all face.
To help us, we have an exciting array of contributors from all walks of life, all ages, all backgrounds
to help us in this venture.
But wait, there's more.
We're going gonna do politics, we're gonna do law,
but we know that any successful pro-democracy movement
also has to be very vocal about culture.
We'll have a humor column.
Oh!
We'll even have a cooking column.
Cooking!
But we're gonna sprinkle in
a little bit of pro-democracy flavor.
And we're gonna have pets. We're very pro-pets flavor. And we're going to have pets.
We're very pro-pets.
We're going to have pets.
So please, join us in this journey.
We cannot do this without you.
We want your contributions, your input, your ideas.
Thank you for joining the contrarian.
She's going to be the left-wing Joe Rogan, I tell you.
Jen Rubin for the win.
That's unbelievable.
This is fantastic.
Well, you mentioned Karen Bass.
I do want to play this Karen Bass clip because this little tidbit that should be known, this
is Karen Bass in Cuba.
You know, listen, a lot of people have been talking about, you know, who's to blame, you
know, whether it's Gavin Newsom or the mayor. A lot of people don't realize that Karen Bass is actually at, you know, listen, a lot of people have been talking about, you know, who's to blame, you know, whether it's Gavin Newsom or the mayor.
A lot of people don't realize that Karen Bass is actually at, you know, we talk about these
left wing policies.
She has ties to communism.
She was cutting sugar cane in Cuba.
She's had 15 trips to Cuba, met with Fidel Castro.
She is a solid communist.
So don't be surprised that your policies make your city look like
this.
When you put a communist, somebody, a communist and a communist sympathizer at the top of
the heap as the mayor of Los Angeles, it's not surprising.
They manage things.
Look at how Cuba's managed, and now look at this.
Oh, okay, Fox. Okay. Sugarcane Karen. There it is. Sugarcane Karen.
Oh, I like it. You're coming up with good gems.
I'm on fire today.
Not as good as bondage, but you're getting there.
Now, I'm a little upset just looking at your clip list. You sent me an email
and you made a big stink about it in the
newsletter. Where's your who killed JFK material? I have two clips. Oh good. I knew
you had it. Because, and I want to lead into this because Alex Jones about the
LA fire, he's saying we have to stop saying it's incompetence. He has to say
it's criminal negligence. This is the globalist.
This was the plan all along.
They want to build LA into a smart city.
I think he has some points.
I think he has some points.
He always has points.
He's got good points.
It's just that overall there's something
sketchy about Alex Jones.
And I think this draw.
Well, he comes out with this with this video which
When I saw it I'm like isn't this just promotion for a book that came out
Not sure what it was a book already came in Roger Stone had a book already
Yeah, develop most of these this material which was the idea that
LBJ killed Kennedy
which was the idea that LBJ killed Kennedy by sending this one guy,
and there's a link in the newsletter to this,
the guy's wiki page will Malcolm something.
Mac, what's his name?
Mac, Mac something, Mac.
Come on, man, you're the one that sent it,
this is your beat.
Mac Wallace.
Yeah, Mac Wallace, you can look him up on Wikipedia,
and he's sketchy.
He got away with murder very early on, and one of Lyndon Johnson's lawyers got him off
of a murder rap where he was found guilty of murder, and he gets a suspended sentence
for some unknown reason.
This is Texas politics.
Texas is at its best is more corrupt than any place.
You're great.
Number one. Foam finger number one.
And so Lyndon Johnson then had the guy buy the nuts
and said, you know, you're going to have to, you know,
you got to kill Kennedy.
Well, he killed a bunch of people, this guy.
Yeah.
Besides just Kennedy, supposedly.
And I still don't buy the Kennedy thing.
And I think this whole tape that Jones played was,
and Jones made a point,
it's not AI, he says. Well, this is, it is, I think AI,
but it's beside the point. This clip is dubious because when you're talking to somebody like if you call me
on the phone, do you, or, or if you're in person in particular, do you say, well,
John, what do you think about that? John, you hate it when people do that.
Nobody does it. Do you, do you think about that? John? You hate it when people do that. Nobody does it. Do you? Do you, Adam?
Adam, do you do that? Adam?
Well, John, from time to time I have been known to do this,
but it's really to accentuate a point. Like if you killed somebody, I'd say,
well, John, you know, you, you got that guy to kill him.
Yes. So I have the basic clip that Jones played, which is the Estes basic clip.
And then I ran it through Adobe.
Oh, okay.
Clean it up.
And when you try, you can't clean it up, but what you can understand when you
play it through Adobe is that it kind of screws it up in some parts.
And then the other part gets really normal and the background
noise is always the same.
Oh, you've done deep forensic analysis. I can see.
I did some deep.
It is with Adobe,
but I'm telling you, it shows me that this, this is, this clip is fake,
but let's listen to it. If you can understand it,
if you don't want to play the whole thing because it's unintelligible, it's this...
Well, it's one of those that you really need the captions on the screen.
Billy Saul asked this, talking to this Cliff guy who was the chief of staff for Lyndon
Johnson and the two of them are talking about how they're disappointed in Lyndon for killing
Kennedy.
For killing Kennedy.
Okay, it's unintelligible, so let's go to your forensic experiment where you've cleaned it up.
Now listen to how bad the fake part and then listen to when it cleans itself up and then it
goes back to being crummy. Now listen, just listen, you have to listen, I'll tell you when to stop it.
You're gonna be half-rocked tree eat a day. Well, Sal, it's been pretty tactical situation.
Well, isn't it?
Well, a few unpleasant words here, likely.
It sounds like Bill Clinton.
I think Bill Clinton killed Kennedy.
That's what it sounds like.
Well, the deal was he hired Mark Walston to assassinate the president.
It's been acting their way.
But we lived through this for I guess we'll continue to do so.
Then then she'll never issue that order.
To Mike.
We've had our differences in. It's interesting how some of it's really good and then all of a sudden it...
Yeah, it goes right into being legible, which is what Adobe's supposed to... I think this has been
altered. It's been doctored.
And now the story behind this tape,
which is that this guy is Billy Saul Estes who is a very famous, people can
look him up, I mean it's a bit past history, but he was a corrupt guy but it's
seemingly a great family, blah blah blah. But he's handed this down and it got
handed down to I guess the grandson who was told that he'll know when to release
it. And so I'm... And I'm gonna do it on Alex Jones show. So he's going to, so he releases it curiously just before we note two things.
One, we know that supposedly Trump has promised to release the Kennedy stuff,
the Kennedy information.
The timing is questionable.
And so this throws shade on Lyndon Johnson and this is what is a story that makes some sense.
And it takes the pressure off the CIA.
The CIA, even though I don't think the CIA killed Kennedy, I don't think they do that to American politicians,
but I think the mob did, which is, we've talked about this on the show a million times and,
but the CIA may have known about it or they did something.
They didn't stop them.
They couldn't stop them. They tried maybe, who knows?
The CIA has got some involvement, but this, this, this throws,
this is a distraction to throw off that what's going to happen because I have to
assume the CIA could have produced this.
They could also have been in the process over the last, I don't know how many months, producing
fake documents to release.
I think the whole thing is going to come out and they're going to throw the blame on Lyndon
Johnson.
This is bull crap.
It's an op.
This is an op and Jones is part of it.
Who needs QAnon when you've got John C. Dvorak? This is excellent. I appreciate that and with that I will say in the morning to you the man who put the sea in sugarcane
care and say hello to my friend on the other end the one the only mister John C. Dvorak!
Mr. John C. DeVorens! In the morning, you say I'm creating more ships, sea boots, and the rough feet, and
the air steps in the water, and dames and knights out there.
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Hello trolls.
That's when Bordeaux and I started becoming good again.
I like it. It's good to have you here trolls.
Very good to have you checking in.
Trollroom.io or
KnowAgenda.stream and of course the modern
podcast apps. You want to grab one of those?
You want to grab them.
Before everything
is taken off the app store.
You know that if you, uh, if you stop your subscription with Audible, your,
your audio books go away.
You can't play them.
This happened to you?
Yeah.
It's a big scam.
It is a scam.
The way it works is it's not like you're a member of Audible and you can buy a
book.
You don't have a copy of the book, you didn't back up a copy?
Silly me, I just paid the subscription and it all came back to life.
The way they do it though, the scam is you get credits, credits, give me some credit
man.
They give you credits every month and those are for books.
So you're paying for books that you haven't bought.
And so Tina's like, hey, can I-
I'm sorry?
Yes.
So you're buying books every month, whether you use your credits or not.
So I look, I have 12 credits.
For 12 books?
Yes.
I can now download 12 more books, but I have to keep paying.
It's like a library that has your chained, you're shackled.
Huh.
Yeah, Silicon Valley.
It's no good.
So anyway, get one of those modern podcast apps
because your podcast will not go away.
Not this podcast, not the best podcast in the universe
or any other podcast, unless
it's removed at the source, but it won't go away like things have been known to disappear
from Spotify. And if you listen to podcasts with ads on Spotify, you can't skip them.
How about that in other sense? Yeah. If you listen to a podcast on Spotify that is hosted by
arguably the largest
Ad insertion company megaphone, which they purchased
You cannot skip the ads in your Spotify app
How about that
That's well, it's good for the advertiser. It's great for the advertiser
It's great for the modern podcast apps because you can skip them there, podcastapps.com.
You should be able to skip anything you want.
You should be able to skip the ads, the content, whatever you want to skip, you should be able
to skip.
Nope, can't do it.
So we run this.
What kind of control is that?
This is not helping the end user.
Remember, remember the promise.
It'll be great.
You will control everything.
You don't control anything.
Just like we're not controlled because we have the value for value model.
So we're not controlled about what we say, how we say it, when we say it, our
own thinking about what we talk about we say it when we say it our own thinking
About what we talk about there's no control about that value for value means we're free to give you top-notch
Value as a service to humanity
We're happy to do it All we ask for in return is that from time to time whenever you feel the need whenever you feel that you've received enough value
Or it's just so valuable valuable you need to send something back
You can do it with time talent and treasure actually got a note from Zack
He's thinking of starting a value for value bakery for cookies
He says so he has a break room
About 60 people in the company and they have a family business
room, about 60 people in the company and they have a family business.
You'd be robbed blind if he was in San Francisco.
He says he wants to try it. No, he's not in San Francisco.
Uh, he says, uh, do you think, do you think it will work? He says, it costs about 15 cents a cookie, sometimes a little more to make them 15.
He actually says between 15 cents and a dollar.
Do you think that value for value will work in the break room with about 60 people in the company?
And I'm like, you should try it.
Let us know.
I have a feeling.
It's like the honor bar.
It's like the honor farms that we have in Washington state.
They work, right?
It's like the honor, they work, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then there's the honor bar,
and a lot of companies have a little thing where they have a bunch of candy
and they have a little, you're supposed to donate to the candy fund.
I mean, this is not an unusual situation.
If you have honest employees, but if you have one or two criminals,
doesn't take that much. It ruins it for everybody.
We don't want criminals.
You could have a value for value
Stooges who snitch and post everybody's name who didn't leave some money.
I just put hidden cameras, that's the way to go.
Part of our value for value is time and talent along with the treasure and the time and talent
comes most frequently in the form of end of show mixes.
We appreciate all of our end of show mixers and our artists who posted to noagendaartgenerator.com
which seems to be, I'd say about 99% AI now.
I've just given up.
I've given up.
But the last batch we had a lot to choose from, all AI and none know, none of it really spectacular. It's okay. It's,
it's clean looking, looks good.
It was data who brought us really the one that we liked the most,
which was the just very sad looking Bambi in front of the burning Hollywood
sign. But it wasn't something that people went, wow, that's awesome.
That's great art. People just don't do that.
No, not with this with some of this stuff.
No, it's crazy that Darren O'Neill,
who has no other skills that we know of,
has somehow figured out,
has somehow figured out how to be fit.
He's one of the best guys I've seen do this stuff.
He's one of the best prompt jockeys of every,
I mean, he could get a job anywhere.
No, instead he spends his time, all six foot six of him, just making art for us.
And you know, we're like, we can't, we can't choose Darren all the time.
We just can't.
I did choose him again for the newsletter.
I saw it.
I saw it.
So we like data.
We like, we like what data did and let's see what else there was. It was just all it's I feel bad for our Dutch masters. They've given up. They just given up. I'm not gonna do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. AI has ruined, ruined art ruined it.
A lot of gay fire hydrants. Okay, we got it.
A lot of babes dressed up as fire women, which is like, I felt it was just inappropriate.
You know, like, I did like a comic strip blogger who came in fast and hard with a butt with
a thermometer stuck in it.
Good job, comic strip blogger.
Yeah, we're going to choose that one.
I like the DEI dropping Gatorade.
Yeah, but the problem I had with it is you and who did that?
Kakandi.
You couldn't, I mean, unless you, I mean,
I look at the Gatorade logo.
I'm not a sports ball guy.
And so it just didn't, it didn't.
Yeah, it didn't register.
You didn't know what it was. It's G. Yeah, I'm like, what's the G so it just didn't register for me. Yeah, it didn't register.
He didn't know what it was.
It's G.
Yeah, I'm like, what's the G for?
I don't get it.
Yeah, Gatorade.
Actually, it turns out, I have some clips on what that stuff is.
Do you know about the fire suppressant?
Technically, no, but I would be interested.
I'm glad you're interested.
And it's not green, it's red.
It is red.
Have you ever wondered what the fire retardant that air tankers drop during a wildfire?
Yes.
And what do you do if any of that fire retardant gets on your vehicle or your home?
There's a question.
Well, let's break it down and talk about what fire retardant is.
First, wildland firefighting retardant is primarily made of water.
In fact, 85% of the comical compound is water. The reminder of it is 10% is fertilizer.
Various different fertilizers can make up fire retardant. And that fertilizer does a
couple things. One, it cools down the vegetation, coating the brush, the trees with the retardant
so that by the time the fire gets to it, it slows down the fire, it takes out the heat so that the firefighters on the ground can actually put the fire out.
The last remaining is a 5% of other minor ingredients, one of those being the color.
We dye it red, this kind of pinkish color, specifically because that's the easiest for
our pilots in the air to see where the retardant has been dropped.
In some cases, we're going to connect drop after drop after drop.
And so we want to make sure that it's easily visible.
And so we use a very high powerful color like this red.
We've tested other colors before, but it's this reddish color, this light reddish color
that really is the best.
You know, I was just thinking now with red dye number three on the chopping block, do
you think that that's worth two? I don't know which number three number three is you think that's what they with red dye number three on the chopping block. Do you think that that's worth two?
I don't know which number three number three is you think that's what they use red dye number three
Well, they probably do it's one of the great dyes of the world
Well, it's it's for both killing killing everybody. Well, here's the other thing doesn't fertilizer fertilizers used to make bombs
I know I found that peculiar myself the info bomb what the guy does like saying retardant
It's like I get to say the R word.
Retardant, retardant.
Oh, I said retardant.
I'm sorry, what did I say?
So here's the question you really want to know.
What happens if you get it on you?
Now, if you live within a fire area and you get fire retardant on you, your home, or your
car, here are some steps on what to do.
First, the things you should do.
First, wash it off with water.
The sooner the better.
Whether that's yourself, again, your vehicle or your home, you want to get it off.
That fertilizer, that component of the retardant can do damage to your paint or even your skin
if left untreated.
If your skin gets on it, you want to wash it with gentle soap.
You might want to have some moisturizer, some lotion, because it could dry out the skin.
What you don't want to do is let your pets get into the fire retardant, Foscheck being
one of the many retardant chemicals, brands that are out there.
Be careful not to leave it in standing water that other animals may drink out of.
The retardant has ingredients like ammonia, which may burn if it gets into...
Dude, they have fertilizer and ammonia? No, that fertilizers ammonium nitrate.
That's that stuff burns. That's the stuff you use to make bombs. That's crazy.
And into your skin so you want to make sure that you're cleaning it off really
quickly. You can use a garden hose, go on top of your roof. If you have water. Spray
it down on your home. Cars with smooth surfaces,
typically that fire retardant will come off very easily.
If not, you can take a brush or a rag
and just help to scrub it off.
Again, mostly water will help get it.
No, there you go.
Wow, that was a very educational clip for the audience.
Bonus clip. It's a bonus clip.
Bonus clip. Was there anything bonus clip. Bonus clip.
Was there anything else on the art we needed to just...
I thought, by the way, Sir Shug's, your phone out of minutes was funny.
It didn't quite come across.
I thought it was a funny bit.
When you said you had to fill up your phone.
And then trying to put like so-called lesbians saving Bambi in the forest.
You liked it
I did not I didn't say anything about that clip. No clip clip art
I mean about that piece of art you come with the lesbians with the Bambi know the ones I liked
No, I did like the lesbian ones with the fire dykes. That's the one I liked. I don't think completely unrealistic women
Why didn't one to pick it.
This is a scare a manga, you know, cheesecake pick.
Speaking of scare a manga, he has rejected.
Yeah, I noticed.
Yeah, I figured that was going to happen.
He said he rejects not his real name.
We don't know who he is.
He's some sort of guy.
Maybe he's the most could be some commercial New York artist for all we know. And he's trying to hide out. He
doesn't want to know... he doesn't want to give his address out. He rejected... he
rejected his Masters of Fine. He says, no, no, no. Printing and sending a document
that's unnecessary. It's like giving a medal to a cheetah for running fast.
Kind of an interesting analogy. Yes.
And I will read that he says, for this rumor that I hate the show, let's squash that nonsense
right here.
Nothing could be further from the truth.
I'm guessing this is just one of your running gags.
Still, I admit I got a little spun up last year by the feral trolls on NASS.
Despite the vermin infestation, I found some decent folk there and even made a few friends.
If my ire came through, blame it on a rough patch.
He did have some issues, personal issues.
I've been a fan of yours since the early aughts when I was studying technology in college.
Adam, I'll be honest.
Back then, all I knew about you was that you were an emaciated, possibly gay, former MTV
VJ with immaculate hair.
Possibly gay.
He nailed it.
He nailed it.
Yeah, I missed the memo on your genius.
My bad. No hard feelings.
I've never had hard feelings. This is John who has the problem.
I got no problem.
I have, but Coot.
You're Coot.
Exactly. It's the Coot that has the problem.
Cooties. Yeah. Co's the coot that has the problem. Cooties, you've got coot problems.
Thank you very much to Data for the artwork
for episode 1729.
We titled that Algo Chasers,
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IMDB.com now we start with a rather long note, but we don't have that many so I'll read through it Julian Swan is in West
Moreland, Tennessee
Jumps in right away the first time in weeks, maybe months. We've had an instant night
Yep, how long has it been since we've had an instant night?
We haven't had one since last year.
Okay.
$1,000, she says, it's been a while, old friends.
I've been a listener ever since episode 605 back in 2014.
I've been to many different meetups,
mostly in the Atlanta area.
Then we got saved and moved to Nashville, Tennessee
for a church that stayed open during the fake virus
Oh, that's one of the few that's great. I'm so glad to hear of your salvation Adam
Welcome to the army of the Son of God. We need all the good men we can get in this fight. That's right the spiritual war
You guys were fundamental in my awakening I oops, it's hard to scroll here
I wouldn't be where I am today without you.
Your ability to extract narratives from their pigeonhole position in the mainstream media
and draw them out to a greater sphere of understanding, dissecting them from multiple different angles.
This process armed me with a rational and logical mind I used to obliterate cultural
narratives everywhere I heard them.
This did not do much for my popularity. No, that usually doesn't.
But at least it made people think.
Today, my wife and I teach equity jurisprudence.
Wow, we help people learn how to present themselves
in court without an attorney.
Well, that's actually very interesting.
We have many credible victories
and we have seen miracles happen
that you would scarcely
believe.
We also teach a class on trusts and how to protect your assets and businesses without
contracting with the state.
Our website is standing on the rock dot com.
Standing on the rock dot com.
It's still under construction, but there's a good introductory video there about what
we do.
Thank you guys so much.
I could seriously not have done it without you both.
There were a good seven or eight years there that I did not miss a single minute of a single
episode.
I did get mad at John one time for shutting down a conversation about terrain theory,
and I admit I was mean to Adam on no agenda social about it.
I repent of my sins.
I bless you both in the name of Jesus.
Please knight me Sir Swan of the Equitable Remedies.
I love you guys. I credit you both as my original mentors and spiritual fathers. God makes his
face to shine upon you both. Godspeed from Julie and Swan and we shall be knighting him
later. Thank you very much, Julie.
What are you talking about, about this terrain thing?
I'm sure it's something you went, that's bullcrap, back in the nasty days don't fret over it
I fret over everything yeah that's that's what coots do sir PDR is test PDR
test in a Lew Worden live our day of Arden larvar in the Netherlands is 350
58 good morning gents first of all I would like to wish you both a very happy Lervarden, Netherlands, 35058.
Good morning gents.
First of all, I would like to wish you both a very happy and prosperous new year with
the 10th anniversary or 10th birthday of our beautiful daughter, Lily Louise, coming up
next Saturday.
I decided it was time to send some of my pre-Trump crypto gains to my friends at the other end.
Nice. pre Trump crypto gains to my friends at the other end. Please put her on the
birthday list and can we get her some goat karma as well please thanks thank
and thank you for keeping us sane in these crazy times guys keep up the good
work love and light about it's sir PDR's okay let me try it okay okay
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then we have Zachary McClellan from Frankemouth, Michigan and says,
Adam has note. Now I'm going to presume, no, I know that this is the noagendafudge.com people,
noagendafudge.com. It is a better idea to send the note to notesatnoagendashow.com or.net?
Well, no, no, no, this is not right. You're what you're saying I mean yeah what you're saying is correct but the reason it says Adam has
notes because this is the check that Tina sent in the mail that you picked up
personally and I figured if there was a note you'd have it and I put that in
there I put that in there. Oh okay but still they should send the note because I
don't have the note this is two weeks ago., but did he say anything? Did he say hello?
Well, there was a nice note and it was a great note,
but I don't have the note and I don't have the fudge anymore either. The fudge is gone.
You ate the fudge?
Ate all the fudge. We ate the first fudge. We ate within an hour of it coming in,
Tina and I together. And this is a block of fudge.
This is like a big block of fudge.
And she said they sent us a lot of fudge for you.
He's a fudge packer and it was just amazing. And then we, and that was the,
the caramel sea salt. This Tina's favorite.
Then we took a second one to our new year. This is how long ago,
to our new year's Eve gathering at some friend's house.
I don't remember which one we took there.
And everybody ate that fudge.
And then we gave the turtle fudge to Pastor Jimmy and Annette.
And they hated us for it.
Like, you guys, what did you do to us?
And then the last one we ate ourselves.
It's amazing.
Noagendafudge.com.
Well, the notes lost the history.
Yeah, but it was a beautiful note.
That's nice.
That's nice.
And thank you very much.
Noagendafudge.com.
I told you, we went to our New Year's Eve dinner and a person there went, it's, it's
Frankenmuth Fudge.
I can't believe it.
We had the same experience.
Jesse, uh, JC's wife, Jesse, she was raised in Michigan and she saw, everybody in Michigan
knows about this about these guys.
Erra Derdarian is next on the list.
He's in Tribuco Canyon, California.
He came in with $333 and he has a very good note,
the best note that we have on the show so far,
and he says thank you.
Sir Erra Derdarian, and we thank you indeed.
Lindsay Frick is in Aurora, Illinois.
Switcheroo!
Okay.
This 333 donation credit is from my dad Larry for his birthday.
Okay, so I'm gonna put Larry in there.
Hold on.
Larry.
Larry.
I presume his name is Larry Frick.
We don't...
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Turn it on to continue. All right. Does it say that? Yes. And then it... Oh, please.
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right? So check it out. So I click, turn on autosave.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it won't even do it unless I just save it to the cloud
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Because they want this data in their clouds so they can steal the data.
Yes, there you go.
Anyway, this donation credit is for my dad Larry's birthday on January 17th.
Please de-douche it.
And wish Larry Jr. a very happy birthday as an executive producer.
A family that no agendas together stays together.
Okay, we go on to Ty Glander in Kirkland, Washington, home of Costco.
315.85.
Not a switcheroo.
Sir Libre's birthday was Saturday.
It was another birthday. Not a switcheroo. Sir Libre's birthday was Saturday.
It's another birthday. He hosts the podcasting 2.0 value for value lightning thrasher show.
SirLibre.com lightning-thrasher.
Thrashes.
Lightning-thrashes.
Thrashes.
Thrashes.
Thrashes, yes.
You know this podcast?
Yeah, I do. It's Heavy Metal Value for Value Music.
I sure do. No.
Sir Libre is a big contributor
to the Value for Value podcasting 2.0 community.
He's a very important guy.
And now that I know he lives in the home of,
so we went to Costco, Tina and I, on Tuesday.
Yeah.
We walked out of there and like,
we could not believe what we had spent
on really not a lot of stuff.
The price is going.
You always spend 150 to 200 bucks.
200 bucks used to be my average.
Twice that.
400 bucks?
Yes.
On what?
A chicken.
A chicken?
A chicken is five bucks.
No, chicken is $6 a pound for chicken breasts.
Oh, you bought the chicken. Oh, six dollars a pound.
You must have spent a fortune on chicken.
Well, we bought some other stuff.
A hundred pounds of chicken.
But you know, the one thing they still have is the dollar
fifty hot dog and a drink, which people revolted over them
trying to raise the price on that. Yeah.
Well, it's a scam.
Why?
Well, I am a long time consumer of the Costco dollar 50 hot dog and drink.
So first off, the bun is only 60% the size of the dog.
It sticks out on both sides.
It's a puny bun.
They skimp on the bun.
Second, the drink container is smaller than it used to be. I don't know sizes, but it's smaller.
Third, you can only now get Pepsi products. There's no root beer. There's no Dr. Pepper.
It's only Pepsi or Diet Pepsi or water.
Well, that's just your place because none of that's going on here.
Third.
The buns are the same as they always have been, the container size is the same.
There's some scam going on your local, it's your local store.
Third.
The onion grinder has been removed.
Yes, that has happened everywhere.
I like the onion grinder.
I like the onion grinder too.
Third. everywhere. I like the onion grinder. I like the onion grinder too. Third, they no
longer put it in a heat sealing bag. It's just a brown paper bag. So if you don't
eat it there it's gonna be cold by the time you get in the car. This is no good.
I'm very upset with Costco. Well I think upset should be with the
chicken, with the pre-cooked chicken which they've taken out of the
container which gave me my tip of the day,
which you could tell it was really the right chicken or not.
I thought they put it back.
No, as far as I can tell, these locally here is just goes into some crummy bag,
some sort of a bag that accumulates the juice of the bag happens to have a
little tear in there. Something gets all over the car. It's a nightmare.
All right. Thank you very much, Ty.
Well, I'll have a bonus tip of the day about Costco.
Michael Romano, Petaluma, California. Hey, Petaluma. We know Petaluma.
Home of Broken Networks.
First Associate Executive Producer, 237.
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$201.16 and he says, I watched Biden's farewell speech.
Yeah.
Say what you want about the man, but I'll miss him.
His vacuous platitudes, mumbling nonsense and gaffes. Although it wasn't Eisenhower's plowshare speed.
By the way, I think Biden was trying to pull in Eisenhower.
Oh yeah, with the tech industrial complex, which funny enough is spells tick.
Okay, yeah, that's good. All right, Biden.
Biden warned the people about the oligarchy.
Yes.
Uh, which nobody knows what that even means.
The tech industrial complex and AI.
History doesn't, uh, I, you know, I didn't get any clips from this thing.
I think, I think I actually, did I get a Biden clip?
Yeah, if you do, I want to hear it.
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It was a message of both hope and warning.
Hope and warning.
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In his final days in the White House, President Biden wished the incoming Trump administration
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Nice.
Uh, okay. It's starting.
It's starting.
It's starting.
Uh, we, we heard the surgeon general come out and say, drinking gives Okay, it's starting, it's starting, it's starting.
We heard the Surgeon General come out and say, drinking gives you cancer, which of course
has been known for many years.
I think it already is on many labels already.
May cause cancer, may cause birth defects.
I mean, it's not like an unknown thing.
But then the Surgeon General came out, it was not like an unknown thing. But then the surge
in general came out. It was a whole flurry and we were like, you know, maybe there's
some report that's going to drop. Maybe something bad is going to happen. I will note that although
not in the United States, the Daily Mail reports another mystery cancer explosion
Unexpected sir is a mystery death rates double making it UK's fastest rising cancer killer and it's liver cancer
Interestingly enough here in the United States
We are clearly and this goes back to a very old no agenda theory
We are clearly, and this goes back to a very old no agenda theory, clearly want to kill people by making them drink more.
Joining us now is Professor at Northwestern University Medical School and WGN Warning News
Medical contributor, Dr. Lauren Strecker.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Hello.
So let's start off with alcohol and the Surgeon General.
What is the lead-
Yeah, it's a big topic of discussion because, of course, the Surgeon General wants there
to be a warning on every bottle of alcohol.
Not just a warning, but like a neon sign that says do not drink this.
Now we know from the cigarette warnings in Europe when you have big signs that say this
is going to kill you, what happens John?
Sales go up.
And when you look at this controversy,
there's really a lot of different aspects
because there's the medical,
and then there's the political,
and then there's the financial,
and then there's the cultural.
So let's stick to the medical for a second, okay?
It is not a controversy.
We've known this for a long time
that alcohol is associated
with seven different kinds of cancers, maybe more.
Breast cancer, one out of six women
that gets breast cancer, it can be attributed to alcohol. Breast cancer, one out of six women that has breast cancer, it can
be attributed to alcohol.
Breast cancer?
Of course, medical conditions that go along with alcohol. Not a controversy. 50% of people,
there was a study that was done, have no clue. They do not know. They are not aware that
drinking alcohol can cause cancer, which is what this is all about. So the controversy is how much?
You know, is it okay to have a little alcohol?
Should there be no alcohol?
Medical experts are all over the map on that
because there's so many other circumstances
that are gonna impact on how much alcohol
is going to harm someone,
are there risk factors for cancer, et cetera.
But that doesn't really matter.
What really matters is the idea that there is
an association.
But then you get into the bigger picture.
Okay, first of all, is it gonna make a difference?
Now, how many people read those teeny little labels?
Is that gonna change their activities?
Is that gonna change their decision-making process?
I don't know.
No, no, we need the big labels, big labels.
In fact, they're not gonna read the little labels. They don't even read the label need the big labels. Big labels. In fact, they're not going to read the little label.
They don't even read the label on the bottle itself.
I mean, you're just like you.
Hey, so what was that wine you had?
Oh, I had a great wine the other day at dinner.
What was it?
What was it called?
It was red.
It was a red wine.
I don't know what it was called.
Nobody even looks at the label, let alone the little label. So of course, we are suggesting that possibly, possibly some of these COVID vaccines might
possibly have been responsible.
The timing seems to correlate with correlation is not causation.
But over in the UK, something interesting is happening.
Dozens of British women after having their COVID jabs are reporting ballooning
breasts. Yes. We've had a clip about this a couple of shows, two, three shows ago,
and I was convinced at the time,
and I'm now more convinced than ever with this newest report that this is a
marketing ploy. It's a great marketing ploy. They have pictures. They have before and after.
But I'm saying it's not just a little. This like boom. Woman went from a B cup to a triple G
within six months. Yeah. Well, yeah, that was the... But it's only Pfizer. So I think your theory is right.
Of course.
I think your theory is right.
I think you're right.
It is only Pfizer.
Yes.
We do luckily have a new ploy by the Pharmaceutical Industrial Complex known as PIC.
And they've come up...
So we desperately, we desperately need to get Ozempic and other GLP-1 drugs
into Medicare.
We need it.
Americans need it.
So if it's going to be obesity, we don't have enough obese people.
So what do you do in the world of marketing if obesity will be the trigger to get your GLP-1,
Reed, norvo, nor disc products paid for by the society?
If you, I mean, we got a lot of obese people, but it's just not enough.
What can we do to get more people on this?
Come on, you're a marketing guy, you know this.
Well, erectile dysfunction is your basic thesis, and I think that would be the best one to
do.
No, no, no.
Have we gotten to that yet?
Not yet. We're not there yet. No, this is even better. This is even better.
Health check. New guidance from a team of health experts around the world proposes expanding
the definition of obesity.
We need to expand the definition of obesity.
Yeah.
Mike doctor once pointed out to me years ago about how they,
the levels of what's safe cholesterol.
He's watching over 30 years, keeps going up.
Yep.
They said the pills they peek out at the status peak.
Oh, let's just jack the number up.
New guidance from a team of health experts around the world proposes expanding the definition
of obesity.
The Commission on Clinical Obesity recommends reducing the emphasis on body mass index,
known as BMI.
The panel proposed also taking into account someone's body fat measurements and the presence
of existing health issues when diagnosing someone as obese.
The report also introduces two new diagnostic categories,
clinical obesity and pre-clinical obesity.
Pre-clinical obesity.
Pre-clinical obesity.
Pre-obesity.
Pre-obesity.
Pre-obesity, why don't you just call it that?
Well, they will.
I'm pre-obese.
This is unbelievable.
No, it's completely believable.
Meanwhile.
It's totally, it's completely believable. Meanwhile, Yes, totally. Where's Kennedy?
Doctors have discovered that there is yet another new side effect of these GLP-1 products,
a condition called allodynia.
Oh, the eyeball thing?
No, it's hypersensitivity to pain.
Eee. Oh the eyeball thing? No, it's hypersensitivity to pain. That wearing clothing can even feel painful even wind blowing on your skin.
Well, that's not good.
But we haven't discussed the blindness thing too. That was the real kicker.
We talked about the blindness.
Oh did we? Okay.
We talked about the blindness.
Some people describe the sensation on their skin as being like bad sunburn with a sensation of touch
triggering a sharp stinging or burning pain.
This is just...
Are they taking ecstasy with this and getting this combination effect?
I don't know. Dr. Dvorak, once again, you make a valid point.
And down under in Australia,
we have actually found something in mosquitoes that can kill us. It's great. And it's from
Japan.
Tiny carriers of a deadly disease.
Seizures, severe brain damage and death.
Japanese encephalitis is endemic to the Torres Strait and Asia. There, it causes around 20,000 deaths each year.
Health authorities have issued a nationwide Japanese encephalitis alert.
In early 2022, Australia had...
Hey, hold on, stop the clip.
20,000 a year now coming to light?
Are you kidding me?
That number's way too high.
I'm not kidding you.
I'm just playing clips on a podcast.
It's Japanese encephalitis, which they say encephalitis for some reason, but we say encephalitis,
which is your brain swelling until it blows out of your head.
Nationwide, Japanese encephalitis alert.
In early 2022, Australia had its first cluster, 31 cases and six deaths.
And now, an ominous warning.
In the worst case scenario, we think that at most 700,000 to 800,000 people could be
exposed.
The virus is traced back to wading birds, which are flocking in greater numbers to New
Wetlands that have been created by Queensland's third La Nina event.
Mosquitoes then spread the virus from birds to humans. It can also be
transmitted through pigs. A very large number of pig farms became infected.
25 people exposed to the virus are estimated to catch it. Most are
asymptomatic but symptoms can range from fever to seizures. A large number
unfortunately go on to die because there is no drug treatment for Japanese encephalitis
and of those people who survive,
then a large number also go on to exhibit significant neurological kind of issues.
There are two vaccines available, but supply is limited.
The worst case scenario then is there are many more people who need vaccination
than we have doses of vaccine.
So I think that's where the extreme concern comes from.
I'm very concerned. Extreme concern, not enough vaccines. Pre-order, pre-order them.
Japanese encephalitis.
Is that all these guys do on the news thing is try to scare the public and then
promote vaccines and scare the public, promote vaccines. That's their job.
Yes.
So, um, MSNBC president Rashida Jones is out.
Yeah.
She's out.
He was on her way out.
Meanwhile, Rachel Maddow, your gal will host nightly shows on MSNBC
for Trump's first 100 days.
We're all excited.
Now they're paying her so much money. Somebody took a look at the books and said, can we
make this girl work a little bit more?
No kidding.
And Chuck Todd has left NBC once again.
I thought he was left for good last time.
He keeps leaving.
When did he get back?
I didn't hear that part.
Apparently he had a contract for you know specials or whatever
Specials and Chuck Todd has quietly been meeting with Washington media organizations about his post NBC future. Oh, I know where he's going
He's going to work for Jennifer Rubin. Yes, of course
I'm here at the what was it the the contrarian
Contrarian it
Contrary to what?
Contrary to good country to it sounds like a bunch of Democrat, you know knee-jerk Democrats
Chuck Todd will be the new Joe Rogan of the left
We're looking cameo some say it's gonna be
Kelsey's girlfriend or wife. What's her name Tyler? Is her name Tyler?
Tyler Kelsey Kelsey's girlfriend or wife, what's her name? Tyler? Is her name Tyler?
Tyler Kelsey?
Taylor.
Is it Taylor?
Taylor Swift Kelsey.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, it's the sister.
It's the, ah, hold on a second.
I need to know this.
This is gossip that I'm unaware of.
I don't know about Tyler.
Yes.
Who's a, which is a male name I should mention.
Is it not Tyler? Maybe it's not Tyler. Oh man
Let me see. Hold on a second
Hell come on chat room woman troll room get to work woman podcast. Let me see. What's her name?
Kylie it's Kylie
Not gonna lie with Kylie. There you go. Not gonna lie with Kylie. It's great. It's highly
produced. Each episode is exactly 45 minutes.
Oh, that's podcasting at its essence. And she does clips on YouTube. Not gonna lie
with Kylie Kelsey. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Presented by Dunkin' Donuts. So, you know its quality.
You know, the audience is targeted.
Play your mic clip, man. I want to play the mic clip.
This is great news. This is, this is, Tina said, did you hear about this?
I'm like, what? All right, here we go.
Yeah, play the mic clip.
The mic clip is good.
Former First Lady Michelle Obama has confirmed she will not attend the upcoming inauguration
of President-elect Trump on January 20th. Her husband, former President Barack Obama,
will be present. The Obama's office provided no reason for Michelle Obama's absence.
Her decision follows a similar move earlier this month when she did not attend the state
funeral for former president Jimmy Carter.
Oh, they didn't have the money shot.
The money shot is they're heading for public divorce.
Oh, well, nobody, that's not confirmed.
It's in the Daily Mail.
That's not gonna happen.
Michelle, and also Obama is hanging around Jennifer Aniston a little bit too much.
He's found a new guy to hang out with.
Boy, he can charm her.
Oh, yes.
And she needs to be loved.
Jennifer does.
She really needs to be loved.
So I ran into her once, you know and she had a chat with her really
At an airport. Let me guess at an airport. Yeah, she was in Austin. I think you've told this story. Go ahead
Let's I didn't recognize her cuz I you know, I wasn't a big friends watcher at the time and
she was well, I noticed her though when she was at the
ticket counter because she was next was at the ticket counter, cause she was next to me at the ticket counter.
And so I looked at her and I noticed it.
She had a look about her, but she had a,
she had her nose looked like it had been worked on a lot.
And it was, I'm sure she used a lot of makeup on it,
but it looked dead.
It was a dead nose.
It was hard to explain, but it was super white.
And so I go over to the, to the, uh,
Hey, what's wrong with your nose?
Well, I'm not, I wasn't a coot at the time. So, uh, we,
go, I go to the, to the, uh, uh, check in or the area where you do boarding area.
And I guess she's going to get on the same plane. Yeah.
I happened to be in first class. Yeah upgrade. I was upgraded
I'm sure yes, and so
there's a bunch of girls running around all giddy and I
Called one of them aside. I said what's going on? What is what is everyone all jumpy about around here?
She's always a
actress by the bad bad, blah. She's a, I said, what actress?
She says she's on Friends, and she never told me who it was,
and I realized who it was.
Because she had lived in Austin, I guess, at the time.
And this flight was going from Austin to New York,
or Austin to LA, or something.
That's probably when she and Pitt were in Austin for a bit.
I think they had lived in Austin for a little while.
Yeah, true, anyway.
So we got on the plane, and she was right on the same aisle I was in and I chatted
with her for a while.
And you went, hey, what did you chat about?
And she told me she lived in Austin and I was just dumb.
I was going to offer a ride when I got to where we were going.
And you saw the limo and we were like, oops.
No, it wasn't even that.
As soon as the plane landed and we all got out,
there was like six people that grabbed her to pick her up.
And that was the last I saw of her.
She had an entourage waiting for her.
I thought it was good times.
She was pleasant and easy to talk to,
but she was obviously not going to talk
after she was out of the plane.
Ladies and gentlemen, John C. Dvorak's Brush with Greatness.
It's brush. Yeah, brush.
Oh, hold on.
Hey, turn it off. Turn off that echo.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't tell me how to produce the show.
Okay.
I got a miscellaneous clip here to play.
Let's play this cultural heritage BS. Cultural heritage BS.
It comes from NPR, so obviously.
The World Monuments Fund has released its list of most endangered places.
NPR's Neda Ulibi reports this year it includes a Ukrainian museum damaged by Russian missiles and an ancient Turkish city
shaken by earthquakes. The list comes out every two years.
The point is to raise awareness and money for fragile cultural sites under threat, says World Monuments Fund President
Benedict de Moutelard. Conflict and natural disaster is a very important category.
Conflict and natural disaster is a very important category. That's why all of Gaza was included.
The organization said massive destruction of markets, mosques, churches and other buildings
affects hearts and minds.
Sites endangered by climate change include historic lighthouses in Maine and Africa's
Swahili coast.
Also on the list, the moon.
Under threat by what the World Minds Fund describes as exploitative visitation in a space race involving
multiple countries and corporations.
Yeah, Musk has just shot off a rocket to the moon without people on board.
And he's, you know, his space tourism is going to mess up Neil Armstrong's
footprints. That's the story. They're very upset about it.
Go easy with your landing there, Musk.
Speaking of NPR...
The moon.
Speaking of NPR,
the speech police are out.
NPR is the speech police
are telling you how to talk.
Immigration is always in the news.
Yes, it is.
It's always in the news. Yes, it is.
It's always in the news.
Late last week, President Biden extended temporary protected status
for folks from Venezuela, El Salvador, and Ukraine.
And incoming, President Trump has vowed to implement mass deportations,
among other things.
Just as the stories are ever evolving,
so too is the language we use to talk about them.
Ah, here we go!
NPR recently changed its guidance on how we reporters talk about this issue on our air
and in pieces for our website.
Tony Kavan.
What's with the...
Why... this is new.
This is new?
NPR new.
I don't think so. This is a British affectation.
The guys who used to talk like that.
And they used to suck back.
Suck back?
It's disgusting.
It is disgusting.
We'll talk about this issue on our air and in pieces for our website.
Tony Kavan is NPR's managing editor of standards and practices,
and he is here now to walk us through some of the new guidance. Hi Tony.
Hi Mary Louise.
Hi Mary Louise. Okay.
Hi Mary Louise.
So I think you should take notes, get out your pen, because this is how we are supposed to talk
about immigration and, spoiler alert, it's not going to be one word you can use anymore.
I want to share with everybody the lead of the email that you sent to all staff landed
in my inbox this morning.
It begins, quote, when referring to people who are in the United States without the government's
permission, going forward, we should use the term people who are in the United States without
legal status.
Wow.
You can't say illegals.
You have to say people who are in the United States without the proper documents.
Going forward, we should use the term people who are in the United States without legal
status.
Legal status.
Why don't they just use newcomers?
Newcomers was great. We approved of newcomers? Newcomers was great.
We approved of newcomers.
End quote.
Newcomers was better than this.
Yeah.
Kevin, what's the thinking here?
Well, two things.
I noticed that our own guidance was contradictory about the use of the term undocumented, both
approving it and not approving it.
I just think something didn't get updated.
So I knew it was time to do something.
This guy is in charge of speech at NPR. And I also noticed that the Associated Press had stopped using undocumented as a description
for people here without the government's permission. So what can we use instead of undocumented John?
Illegal alien that's what I would use. Many of the people do have documents. They don't have the right documents.
You got the wrong documents!
Oh, they got the wrong documents. They got documents.
Yeah, they got like a business card maybe, or they got from the guy who brought them over, the cartel business card.
They might have a...
A safe house?
A safe house.
An address written on a sheet of paper? That's a document.
Alright, here we go.
The trick here is finding language that is both clear, that doesn't dehumanize the people we're talking about,
and makes the point in as exact a way as possible,
and we're not somehow coloring the debate by the language that we use.
Now, let's get into the weeds!
I want to talk about one other term that has been used in our coverage.
Plenty of news organizations have used in past, illegal immigrants.
Oh, that's so wrong.
And for people listening who may be scratching their heads and thinking, okay, but there
are folks who come to the US illegally.
Your note says, NPR journalists, we can use the term, can use the term, illegal
immigration, not illegal immigrants.
The distinction being what?
What do you think?
Oh, because a person can't be illegal.
People are not illegal.
Someone can do something that's illegal, but they are not in and of themselves.
So President Trump...
So we've gone to grammar.
Yes. We cannot say, we should not say, President Trump... So, we've gone to grammar. Yes, we cannot say,
we should not say, President Trump felon, no, President Trump who was convicted of a felony.
You see, this is where it's going. 1984. Well, can they get to, if they're going to go with this
grammar, this proper grammar, what about the phrase false accusation when it's just an accusation?
I think you should write a note to NPR, to this guy.
They are not in and of themselves illegal. So we don't want to do that.
No, we don't.
Oh, we don't want to do that.
Basic humanity in our coverage of the people that we're writing about?
Exactly. I also mentioned in the same note that we try not to use terminology that talks about
national phenomena when we have a flood of immigrants or waves of immigrants, just because
you lose the humanity.
Each one of these people who comes to this country...
This is all about the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the humanity.
No matter whether they entered legally or illegally, there's a story behind it.
There's an individual story.
Our job is to try and get as close to those stories as possible.
That gets to a kind of golden rule of thumb in journalism, which is generally better to
use a description than a label.
Give us an example or two that come to mind here.
Well, for example, we should say someone had crossed the border.
Let me, let me, Let me try it out.
So instead of saying literally Hitler or misogynist or rapist, we should use something different.
Labels are not good.
Well, for example, we should say someone had crossed the border without permission or he
stayed in the US after his tourist visa expired. It really varies on the individual but to the extent we can describe a situation
it's always better than labeling that situation and as you note that's not
exclusive to immigration. Well we will be paying attention to you NPR. Yeah
because they use labels all the time and you're right misogynist felon is a label.
How about far right? far right by the way?
They had the woman on who?
Who runs the AFD in Germany yeah, and man does she she request she was on Bloomberg
Yeah, her English could be better, but she's pretty good
Yeah, but she really gave it to this guy over use of the word far right and she wants to she went over and over
She said we're not far right we are
Libertarian conservatives we're not far right. We are libertarian conservatives. We are not far right.
We're libcons.
Libcons, libcons.
I like libcons.
Libcons is good.
She was very, very good about,
and she had big, the AFD has big Trump fans.
And she went on and on about how screwed up Germany is,
and she blames it all on Merkel.
Oh yeah, Merkel.
Whatever happened to Merkel?
She's retired somewhere.
She's in Russia.
We could not finish up the show, at least from my perspective, without making fun of
the new leader of NATO.
Vino is Mark Rutte and he is out there talking about Russia again.
Faced with suspected Russian sabotage, they're taking action. is Mark Rutte and he is out there talking about Russia again. Frickets and maritime patrol aircraft. Frickets and strobe waffles for everybody. Among others, N will enhance our vigilance in the Baltic.
Yes, enhance.
A small fleet of naval surface drones will also be deployed.
The aim is to improve surveillance and deterrence
amid a string of incidents in the Baltic Sea,
in which power cables, telecom links and gas pipelines
have been damaged in the wake of Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
European leaders and experts alike suspect Moscow have been behind these acts, known
as hybrid warfare.
Hybrid means sabotage.
Hybrid means cyberattacks.
Hybrid means sometimes even assassination attempts.
And in this case, it means hitting on our critical undersea infrastructure that the
alliance will not accept that. Hybrid is something the alliance will not accept that. No more hybrids.
And that we will do everything in our power to make sure that we fight back. Fight we will.
NATO has already provided two ships to monitor undersea infrastructure, as well as Russia's
Shadow Fleet, ships sailing under foreign flags, which Moscow is accused of using to
export oil to get around Western sanctions.
The new mission will continue indefinitely.
As the president of Finland, Alexander Stubb, put it, get used to the new normal. They're soaking the fins now they got the fins into NATO.
You're right they're soaking the fins.
They're soaking the fins.
They're soaking them.
Dummies.
Yeah well hybrid, hybrid.
Get out of my pants with your hybrid.
Well since we're getting catching up on internationalism why don't you play the Korea mess? I have a clip.
Korea mess. Oh, that's a big mess.
South Korea's impeached president, Yoon Suk-yol, was arrested Wednesday, a first for a sitting president of the country.
It's the latest turn in a political crisis, sparked by his short-lived declaration of martial law last month, which eventually saw Yoon hiding out at his residence for weeks protected by personal security to avoid authorities
who wanted to detain him on grounds of insurrection.
More than 3,000 police officers marched on Yoon's residence Wednesday and a motorcade
later took him to the country's anti-corruption agency, the CIO or the Corruption Investigation
Office for high-ranking officials.
South Korean journalists snapped the moment he stepped out of the car and into the agency's
offices in Gwajeon, just south of Seoul.
Investigators have 48 hours to question him.
After that, they must release him or seek a warrant to detain him for longer.
In a video message recorded before his detention, Yoon said he turned himself
in for questioning to avoid any bloodshed and disputed the legality of the investigation
and arrest.
Today, when I saw them break into the security area using firefighting equipment, I decided
to respond to the CIO's investigation, despite it being an illegal investigation, to prevent
unsavory bloodshed.
However, that doesn't mean I am acknowledging the investigation of the CIO.
Earlier in the morning, scuffles broke out between Yoon's supporters and police who were trying to arrest him.
His lawyers have said the arrest warrant is illegal.
They say it was issued by a court in the wrong jurisdiction,
and the team set up to investigate him has no legal mandate to do so.
Lawmakers voted to impeach Yoon last month after his martial law order on December 3
ushered in unprecedented political turmoil. In a previous attempt to arrest Yoon on January
3, the Presidential Security Service and military guards blocked CIO investigators
in a six-hour standoff. The agency has since apologized for initially failing to arrest Yoon on that day.
Well, I'm glad we know that.
We're up to speed on Korea.
It's a screwball situation.
Oh, do you have an analysis of it? No, I don't. I'd like to know what
the background is. You know, the rationale for him doing the martial law had something to do with
North Korea or communist influence. No, no, no, no, no. We know that he was going through all the
paperwork at the headquarters of the party because he felt there was some kind of election
shenanigans going on. That's what we know from boots on the ground, but we don't know much more.
You don't know enough.
And now he's an insurrectionist? Sounds familiar. Let me see, election was bogus
because he lost all control in parliament and then all of a sudden he questions that,
then you're your insurrection is
I think that's the template. Then they arrest him. They don't mess around in Korea. I'm going to play
your porn site age verification clip. I have one as well but we'll play this and discuss.
The Supreme Court heard a challenge today to a Texas law that requires age verification
for adult websites.
A trade group representing adult entertainment performers and companies argues the law violates
the First Amendment.
After two hours of oral argument, a majority of the court signaled that states should be
able to impose some kind of age requirement for such websites.
This is to ensure that minors can't easily access obscene material online.
But several justices also flag concerns that their ruling could spill over and affect other First Amendment rights.
A decision is expected by this summer.
The Texas law from 2023 is similar to 19 others enacted around the United States.
Under the Texas law, adult websites must require all users to submit personally identifying
information verifying that they are at least 18 years old.
Challengers, including the American Civil Liberties Union, argue the law is an unacceptable
burden to access constitutionally protected free speech.
Some adult sites have responded by blocking access entirely in states with age verification laws.
Is it? Government digital ID is inevitable.
It's coming.
It's not going to stop free porn.
Free, free porn or pre porn? What did you say?
Free, free porn.
No, you're going to have to just to get on the internet. Free porn? Free porn or pre-porn? What did you say?
Free. Free porn.
No, no. You're gonna have to... just to get on the internet.
I'm not sure of this.
I am. I've been saying this for a long time. Eventually...
Yeah, you've been saying it for a long time and you're gonna keep...
And you'll keep saying it for a long time.
Eventually I'll be right.
Yeah, I guess you would be.
I'm gonna show my support by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
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In the morning.
There's a lot of shows still to come. Of course that includes John's infamous tip of the day.
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We've got two nights.
One of them is Nick who wrote in.
This is a good letter.
I apologize for my tardiness and getting you this note to claim my knighthood.
The new human resource plus my busy season at work has got me a bit behind, but I digress.
I'm honored to become a knight of the best podcast in the universe. I knew no agenda was the podcast
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Before the conversation could get going,
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We've been hooked for the last three years.
I knew I needed to become a knight
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In my time listening, I've enjoyed attending meetups,
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Pasta glock, which is noodle noodle
Gun hold on. I got the noodle gun. Yes, and what else does he want?
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F35 and I'll make that a Karma for you.
Okay?
And we're all set.
What else does he say here?
Please distribute some jobs Karma for myself and the others.
Thank you once again.
You got it.
I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun.
You racist piece of shit
I got my pasta glock locked and loaded
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs Let's vote for jobs!
You've got...
Karma
There you go
So now very proud to pronounce the Kate these two nights. John, I've got a blade out. Could you bring out your break? Yeah, you go. Here's the big boy. How? I got it. Up on the podium Nick and Julian Swan both of your now nights of the no agenda roundtable. I am very proud to pronounce the KB as Sir Rudy of the Northern Shenandoah Valley and Sir Swan of the Equitable Remedies.
Gentlemen, for you we have Hookers and Blow, Rinpoison, Chardonnay, Prostitutes and Cigars,
and Domaine, Dujon, Pinot Noir, and Prime Beef Porterhouse.
Oh, it's such a treat.
Redheads and Ryes there as well.
Beers and Blunts, Rubines, Women and Rosé, Geishas and Sake, Vodka and Vanilla, Bonghits
and Bourbon, Sparkling Cyanurse Quartz,
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breast milk and pablum, and of course, as always,
the mutton and the mead.
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that's right no agenda meetups where connection is protection.
These are the first responders in your life.
Once you've been to a meetup, you will always want to go to a meetup.
We have a couple taking place today actually.
The night of January 16th kicks in at 630 tonight at Lincoln's Roadhouse in Denver,
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Sometimes you wanna go hang out with all the nights and days.
You wanna be where you want me, trigger no hell or blame.
You wanna be where everybody feels the same.
Yeah, baby, it's like a party.
John's tip of the day is coming up.
I do have to say that a lot of people were very distressed about that tip of the day.
I was particularly distressed.
Well, because it had a picture of your house?
It has everything.
It has, you know, like my previous gender.
I mean, there's all kinds of stuff in there.
It's crazy.
There's a lot of people that complimented me for that tip because they found lost relatives.
Well, goody.
It's just distressing.
The amount of services out there, who are probably the same companies,
who offer to remove you from the internet, delete me.
probably the same companies who offer to remove you from the internet, delete me.
And if you look at consumer reports,
if you go in and you find the remove links yourself,
you have a much higher percentage of removing it from the internet than using
these services, which costs $200 or more per year.
This is like this. This is like, what's the other,
like the scam that you've already bought into from Spotify
Will you stop paying and book your books go away?
audible not Spotify audible. Oh
It was audible is audible. Yeah. Oh, I thought you said Spotify. No Spotify was the uninterruptible ads
Get it together. Well, whatever the case if you buy a
Get it together. Well, whatever the case if you buy a
Audiobook to listen to you. You should be able to keep it. Yeah, you should be able to keep it I don't get this taking it away from you because you should stop your subscription. It sits there in your app
You just can't play it anymore. They're horrible people. They're horrible
They're all horrible the same with your music
You can't download your music anymore. You can't download your movies. Sure you can.
Okay.
Yeah, you get a VPN. Well, I'll talk about it some other time.
You with your VPN.
It'll be another tip of the day.
You with your VPN. I have two ISOs. Here's the first.
I don't know.
And here's the second.
You're welcome.
And that's all I have.
I was hoping you'd have a bunch. I only have the one which I think is okay.
Uh, best.
And that's the best we can do.
I think that is a clear winner.
It's, it's perfect.
It is always what we do.
What is it we do?
Why?
Because it's the best we can do.
And now it's time for the infamous and dangerous John's Tip of the Day. Create advice for you and me.
Just a tip with JCB.
And sometimes, Adam.
Created by Dana Bernetti.
Alright.
This is something that should have been caught that everyone should catch on to and start doing.
Get, and I have one here in my hand in my palm.
I'm holding it now I'm holding
the box you're holding it who was I forgot who was on that clip Holly oh
yeah just Josh Holly I have it here in my hand you're holding the box all right
what are you holding sir a dashcam ah yeah you have a dashcam in your car no I
do not everybody everyone should have one this is the best way to protect
yourself against insurance fraud and a lot of other things now the one I'm Do you have a dash cam in your car? No. Does anybody, everyone should have one. This is the best way to protect yourself
against insurance fraud and a lot of other things.
Now the one I'm holding, I have a couple of these.
I have different brands I've bought.
This one I'm holding in my hand
because it was sent to me for free
from a company called OMBAR.
Oh, wait a minute, is John's tip of the day,
is it out in the wild now, the PR companies?
Like hey, I got great placement for your dashboard cam
on the No Agenda podcast.
The tip of the day was designed to lure free product to me.
What do you think?
Well, how come you can't get two?
Get one for me too.
I'll try to.
I'll work on getting two.
Well, you know, we both have to look at it
Yeah, we have to evaluate I get one for brunetti since he created this segment
Three
So
This particular one I'm holding in my hand because I'm holding it right now my hands a three channel and this is what I'd recommend
Or but even though it's not important. I think more important you want 4k so you can read license plates three channel
allows you to have a one that the three channels are ones the front-facing
camera the camera that faces the cabin and then a rear camera which could come
in handy if you get rear-ended Uh, but these are very valuable things, tools for you.
You should have in your car for a couple of reasons.
One, you can collect data as you drive around.
You can just, you know, these are kind of interesting ones, especially in the
areas that are going to burn to the ground in Los Angeles, you want to at
least have some mementos, what it used to look like, that would be cool.
Uh, and the other thing is, is to protect yourself.
You get hit by someone or someone runs a red light and, you know, and you can see it.
Um, so get a dash cam.
You had, you took their product.
He didn't even mention it.
I said it's the own bar, which means one more bar, a three channel dash cam.
That's the one I'm pushing.
And how do you get the video off of the dash cam?
Let me guess, do you have to?
Oh, it's got a port.
Do you have to connect it to the internet
and have an account?
No, you can hook right, there's a little cable
that hooks right to the dash cam.
Does it go into the cloud?
You can just download, you can take, hold on.
You can do it that way, you can take the card out.
Does it come with a card?
Yeah, it comes with a 64 gig card,
even though I would recommend a half terabyte.
Does it come with a YouTube account
to upload to the Russian channels?
No, not yet.
Because that's cool.
You can take it off that way,
or you can get an app and it will move it to the phone
if you want to, but I don't do that. Forget it. I'm not going for that.
Well, I want you to put up some of your video, put some of your video up.
That'd be funny.
I have some video. You know what I did? I took some, I like taking video.
I want the in-car camera of you driving around San Francisco.
I don't put the cabin one in,
but I think people use the cabin one to do those all these
TikToks things. Yes, you should have got a microphone You should be doing tic-tacs before it goes away get it up and running get your show going
Talk about too little too late
Ladies and gentlemen, it is the highlight of my day and it should be of yours as well the highlight of every no agenda show
It is John's infamous tip of the day tip of the day dot net no agenda fun com
and sometimes creative by Dana Burnetti and we are indebted to Dana Burnetti
forever for coming up with this dynamite OD idea. You know, I was watching the Today Show today. I realized it's just we're doing a
segment that they have all these morning shows are doing which is plugging in
products at the end of the show. Oh well then they do it for the same reason.
Free stuff. Free stuff. We'll see how much free stuff we can get.
At the end of our show, actually the real end, we plug the end of show mix as David Kector, Rolando Gonzalez is back.
And Leo LaPuke returns with another fabulous mix. We appreciate those guys so much.
And up next on No Agenda Stream Random Thoughts, it's the Brad Pitt catfish.
Who would want to miss that? Keep it right here on trollroom.io, noagenda.stream or on your modern podcast app. Coming to you
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And from Northern Silicon Valley, where I remain, I'm John C. Dvorak. Remember to go
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Until Sunday everybody, adios, mofos, a hooey hooey, and such.
Uh oh.
I want to be clear.
We're not waiting until those fires are over and we start helping the victims.
We're giving them help right now, as you all know.
People in tactified positions are not going to be able to help.
We're not going to be able to help.
We're not going to be able to help.
We're not going to be able to help.
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We're not going to be able to help. We're not going to be able to help. We're not going to be able to help. We're not going to be able to help. We're not going to be clear, we're not waiting until those fires are over and we start helping the victims.
We're giving them help right now as you all know.
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Algo chasers. That's what they are, they're Algo chasers.
Algo chasers. Warmest year for the, they're Algo chasers. Algo chasers.
Warmest year for the Earth since 1851.
Woo!
The long drought and those powerful Santa Ana winds
set up extreme conditions that have fueled
those devastating Los Angeles area wildfires,
conditions compounded by climate change.
And today, researchers from NOAA and NASA
underline that point,
releasing analysis showing that 2024 was the hottest year
in the world.
Yay!
Woo!
Back almost 200 years.
The hottest year on rec- the hottest year on record.
Climate change makes risk to homeowners unpredictable,
which makes home insurance either unaffordable or flat unavailable.
Thousands of families have lost their homes this week.
Also gone in the devastating wildfires are pieces of Hollywood history
with a number of historic houses and sets used in iconic TV and film.
My fellow Americans, I'm speaking to you tonight from the Oval Office.
Long ago in New York Harbor, an iron worker installed beam after beam, day after day.
He was joined by steel workers, stonemasons, engineers. They built not just a single structure,
but a beacon of freedom. The very idea of America was so big, we felt the entire world
needed to see the Statue of
Liberty.
Like America, the Statue of
Liberty is not standing still.
Her foot literally steps forward
atop a broken chain of human
bondage.
She's on the march, and she
literally moves. She's built this way, and she literally moves.
She's built this way back and forth to withstand the fury of stormy weather.
To stand the test of time because storms are always coming.
I still believe in the idea for which this nation stands.
A nation where the strengths of our institutions and the character of our people matter, it must endure.
Now it's your turn, Mr. Carr. You will be the keeper of the flame, and you keep the faith.
I love America, you love it too.
The First Lady of the United States, Jill Biden.
The first lady of the United States, Jill Biden. The first lady of the United States, Dr. Jill Biden, indeed has her own hell to the chief
music, walk up music just for Jill.
Apparently the Marine band came up with something for her.
Hey, wait a second.
This sounds exactly like intro music to a show from 1965 called F-Fruit.
What's going on here?
We're shooting, Egan.
That's definitely it.
There's no way it's anything else.
He's all part of the truth that is F-Fruit.
Ain't exactly a million laughs for Indians either.
F-Fruit! Ain't exactly a million laughs for Indians either. True! The best podcast in the universe!
Adios, mofo.
Dvorak.org slash NA.
And that's the best we can do.