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I am free. I am unshackled.
Adam Curry.
John C. DeVore.
It's Sunday, February 22nd, 2020.
This is your award-winning Kimball Nation Media Assassination, Episode 1845.
This is no agenda.
We've got shots fired.
And broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA region number six.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley, where we discovered the aliens are already here.
I'm John C. DeVorek.
It's crackpot and buzzkill.
In the morning.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't want to say anything, but we do a second half of show.
All of a sudden, the alien files are being released.
I don't want to take credit.
Coincidence?
I think not.
President Trump says he'll be directing the Pentagon and other government agencies
to identify and release files related to extraterrestrials and UFOs.
Trump made the announcement on social media.
media last night, hours after he accused former president Barack Obama of disclosing classified
information during a podcast interview.
Obama later clarified that he had not seen evidence of alien contact, but that the odds
are good, that life is out there because the universe is vast.
All right.
I'm going to predict something.
We're going to see absolutely nothing.
We can see nothing.
Absolutely nothing, as usual.
Absolutely nothing.
It's good to be back.
Of course, did you hear the...
Wow, you sound really bassy today.
What are you doing?
I sound bassy now.
Yeah, you sound like...
I have no controls over the base, or the horizontal or the vertical.
Well, I don't know.
You have your regular mic?
Yeah, nothing's changed.
Maybe it's just...
Maybe like a fine wine, you're...
I mean, I'm kidding, Basing.
Bacy you're with age.
Did you just hear the Hillary, to get the show off to the rights?
Did you hear the Hillary interview at the BBC?
No, Hillary on the BBC?
What is she doing on the BBC?
Well, you tell me.
You keep saying that you didn't know Jeffrey Epstein,
but your husband flew with him 26 times
to party butt-naked in the island with some girls.
And most people say that you kill Jeffrey Epstein to silence him,
just like the other hundreds of mysterious deaths
surrounding you and your husband.
So are you sure you didn't know Jeffrey Epstein?
Okay, look, just because I killed the guy doesn't mean I knew the guy.
Oh, okay.
Okay, and can you please stop asking me questions about Jeffrey Epstein?
A lot of reporters can go missing, you know?
Accidents do happen.
People shoot themselves in the back three times, if you know what I mean.
Anyway, let's talk about something else.
Wow, throwing out the AI clip of the day right away, huh?
I actually do. I have a report from Channel 4 in the UK, which is not AI, but does, I think was kind of relevant to hear.
A Channel 4 news investigation today reveals that all those pictures, emails, videos and messages released by the Department of Justice, said to be over 3 million pages may amount to just a fraction of the Epstein material.
obtained by investigators.
Why do we think that?
Because these raids on its team's properties,
his Florida mansion in 2005,
and his fancy New York townhouse
and sprawling luxury island in 2019,
saw dozens of devices,
computers, hard drives and servers
bagged and tagged
and brought to FBI offices for examination.
Now, emails examined by Channel 4 News show
investigators discusses
those very devices.
From the earliest stages, investigators were talking about Epstein's data,
totaling many, many times what has so far been released.
In June 2020, one wrote,
we expect the data to be somewhere around 20 to 40 terabytes,
noting that the total capacity of the devices was up to 50 terabytes.
Then as recently as last year, long after the investigations into Epstein,
and his associates had ended,
The figures quoted remained massive.
We're looking at a total of approximately 14.6 terabytes of archive data, said another email.
Here, where is this?
Archive data?
Where's this 14.6 terabytes of data?
Hmm?
So I went through the first 3,000 photos.
Wow.
And...
See, I leave the show for a week and I cannot trust you.
right away you're going to the photos.
Okay.
So what did you find?
So I've come to a conclusion that was a little different,
and I think all this is,
I think Trump is probably right.
This is a mountain out of a molehill.
When you look at all the photos
and you see the layouts of his private,
what I consider, I'll tell you what my thesis is,
he was running a private hotel.
Yeah.
That was a brothel, that was a whorehouse,
for high-end customers,
that are billionaires probably almost exclusively,
but I'm sure there's a few hundred millionaires in there
who can't in the real world get laid.
Somebody like Reed Hoffman,
who's worth, I think, $2.5 billion.
Now, how did he get his money, Reed Hoffman?
LinkedIn.
Oh, he sold LinkedIn and Microsoft.
Microsoft.
Right, right.
He got his money from Microsoft.
Yeah, so on the family, Bill.
Yeah.
And a billion dollars, if you have a billion dollars, that brings in $50 million a year at 5%, which is a lot of money.
But you can't trust women because they're going to take you for your money.
You can't trust a hooker.
All women.
You never trust a hooker.
Nope, nope, no.
Well, you could trust a hooker, but not if you're worth a billion dollars.
It's just a problem.
And so these, so Epstein is set up shop.
And if you look at the floor plan, you can see he has all kinds of rooms, different suites.
There's about 30 rooms in his.
Well, I was listening to Wexner, some of his testimony.
And he was saying, yeah, the place was a, was a crop hole.
It was no good.
It was like a-
They were fixing it up.
It was still being fixed up as they were taken.
And worse was they had the pictures that when they go to St. John's Island.
That place was incomplete.
They were still, there were still unfinished rooms.
rooms, they were still working on, there was cabanas.
But it's designed for these high-end guys.
But let me ask you a question.
Do you think that as a brothel that it was used to, pardon the pun,
curry favor, or do you think that there still was some blackmail at play?
No, what's the point?
That's what I was thinking about.
What's the point of blackmailing somebody?
Let's say the fee is a million bucks to, you join this little, you know,
You make an investment or you give Jeffrey some consulting money.
That's the fee to be, to go to this place.
And you go to the place and they have,
they said they had a catalog with different girls.
You pick one or two out and they're your companions.
Yeah.
And they, you know.
Wait a minute.
Where did you hear about this catalog?
The catalog came out about a couple of weeks ago.
They talked about a, it was like pick and choose, like point and click.
Yeah, yeah, like a pick and choose.
It was glossed over.
But it was like a pick and choose thing, so you go to the place.
And he also had comedians staying there because you comp rooms, the guys,
they're not going to get any action, but you know, you give them a room and they hang out.
You want a fun guy to talk with at the bar?
Yeah, if you're going to go to the bar.
And some of these places had kitchenettes.
And meanwhile, if you look at all the pictures, you see they had a big laundry room, just like a hotel does.
They had a big central kitchen, just like a hotel hotel does for room service.
Hold on.
The sluddle all.
I like that.
I'm writing that down.
Slut-a-log.
It's not a catalog.
It's a slut-a-log.
Yes.
Okay.
It was just,
it looked just like a private hotel.
And you don't blackmail people for that because you're already getting a million bucks,
let's say, a year for them to be a member of this place.
And what are you going to blackmail them for?
What are you going to blackmail Reed Hoffman for?
Curry favors.
What is he?
He just floats around podcast.
He doesn't do anything.
I mean, there's no reason that.
And he's in over at that.
a place all the time because, you know, if you're kind of a fat billionaire with not much of a
personality, this is perfect. And so, and that's all it was. And the CIA, if they were keeping
tabs on anybody, it was just the system, so they keep notes. And all this surveillance,
which we have no evidence, you know, there's not showing us anything. The surveillance was
surveilling the girls. They didn't want the girls doing deals on the side. They didn't want
the girls stealing from the guys. Oh, I like that theory. All right. Well, that's what you, that's
what you would do at a high-end place like this.
That's what you do.
Girls catering to billionaires and you can't take a chance.
And then on the side, you can say, hey, you know, I got some inside info from my boy over there,
Mandelson.
And, you know, you can make a killing right now on the foreign exchange because they got about
to bail out the euro.
So you could pick up some tips along the way.
You probably did pick up some tips along the way.
But that wasn't the main business.
I figured he could do $50 million.
so you're just maintaining that place.
And that's all it was.
Well, and the fact that they're making it is such a fuss, now that I think about it,
what Trump has to say about it, because he knew what was going on,
because he is in New York real estate.
Everybody knew what was going on.
So you're telling me that there were no children that were being eaten and no pizza with grape soda.
That's what I'm telling you.
Yeah.
And you should also note that 17 years old is the age of consent in New York.
York City or in New York State.
Oh, really?
Well, that's an outrage.
Oh, outrage.
And so they said, okay, so they had some 17-year-olds in there.
Now, the rest of it was all speculation about the younger.
I mean, I'm sure some, you know, people tried to horn in, but no, this was a professionally,
this was a kind of a genius marketing, just going for a high-class clientele.
There's 200 billionaires in California alone.
Yeah.
It's a pain in the butt, though, to have to travel to the East Coast and go to that island.
I'm just saying California, you know, and a lot of them are back east.
They have places in New York.
I mean, and they can travel in their private jets, you know, if they're going to have a good time.
You know, what's really interesting is that because of this Epstein stuff, everything, everything that people, certainly people who are online and, you know, posting and reading and, you know, wrapped up in it.
everything is through the lens of Epstein.
Like Supreme Court decision over tariffs?
Oh, someone's got some compromise on, you know, Epstein stuff.
It's like everything.
Everything is amazing.
That's the lens that people just see the stuff through right now,
except for New Mexico representative on Andrea Romero,
who is putting together a truth commission about Zorro Ranch.
New Mexico's State House of Representatives is now creating a bipartisan.
Committee to investigate the property that Jeffrey Epstein once owned in the state, known as
Zorro Ranch. They're investigating it for allegations of criminal activity. The committee plans
to partner with the New Mexico Department of Justice for this deep tithe into allegations of
abuse and sexual assault possibly committed at Zorro Ranch. And joining us now to discuss
as Democratic State Representative Andrea Romero, one of the bill's sponsors. Representative,
thanks for joining us. So no one opposed this measure. So the committee, the Truth Commission,
be created. How does it feel to have this over the finish line? Well, it feels like we're just
beginning, really, truly. You know, we have been thinking about this for a while, trying to
find the mechanisms in place to make sure that we can be apolitical and ready to do business.
The reality for this commission is something that our community desperately needs and needs to
know about. You know, this is information that we're all trying to put together nationwide and
and worldwide about what went on and how it went on.
And for us in New Mexico, it is so critical that we get this story straight.
And this is really interesting because there's not a lot known about Zorro Ranch other than...
Yeah, he's probably still setting it up.
This was your, this is by the way...
Hold on.
Wait, I'm just going to say, this is the West Coast version.
So these guys, like you just said, have to fly all the way to New York.
No, they're going to fly to New Mexico.
Let me read this.
The age of consent in New Mexico.
Mexico is 16.
Oh, man, you've got, do you have a cheat sheet?
What's the age of consent?
I'm telling you, this whole thing was just a massive...
No, I'm not, I'm not arguing against that.
No, I, well, you could argue a little bit.
No, I don't feel like, I don't feel like arguing at all.
No, I think I'm kind of on board with it.
You know, the thing is that people like,
hey, yo, traffic children, America's the worst.
You know, while this has been going on,
probably 12 to 1,300 actual sick pedophiles have been arrested.
No one talks about it.
It's all kinds of operations going on.
Actual children under the age of 16 have been freed from sex predator rings that involve local sheriffs and lawyers and dentists.
I don't know why I said dentists, but there was a dentist.
That gets zero coverage.
It's the most bizarre thing.
And this is not bizarre because it doesn't involve Trump.
There you go.
This whole Zorro Ranch, this truth commission, appears to be based upon an email sent to a local DJ about eight years ago.
There's an email in the Epstein files released by the Department of Justice that mentions Zorro Ranch.
It's an unverified claim that two women are buried there, two women who died by strangulation.
the sender of this email has been redacted by the DOJ.
It was sent to a local radio host who told CNN he believes it came from someone who worked on the ranch.
He passed the email onto the FBI when it was sent in 2019.
Does your committee intend to push the Justice Department for more answers regarding that email?
Yes, we do.
And we will go to the fullest extent of the law to get those answers.
The reality that we understand is that that email was.
and our then Attorney General requested that the federal government investigate these claims,
that there was a request to do that back in 2019.
But unfortunately, those requests went unanswered by the federal government.
You know, he's so very challenged that we have to be forced to do this ourselves in New Mexico.
When those requests went unanswered, then here we are seven years later trying to pick up the pieces.
Now, you catch the bit there, 2018.
during Trump. So Trump had that hidden. That's the implication there. Yep.
Now, of course, there's Epstein was into all kinds of bio stuff and he was, you know,
this is, that's why he was hanging out with Weinstein and all these people. He was always trolling for
the next big thing. What can we invest in? Get a great IPO out of it. And then there's the
DNA replication scheme. There was an unusual report in the New York Times in 2019 that mentions,
ranch. Jeffrey Epstein at one point, quote, hoped to seed the human race with his DNA by impregnating
women at his vast New Mexico ranch, unquote. That's what Elon Musk does for real. The New York Times
report says there's no evidence this plan ever came to any sort of fruition, but is this some sort of
scientific scheme of Epstein's that you plan to investigate as well? Absolutely. These allegations
are horrifying. What's so horrifying about it? Horrifying. Horrifying.
What went on. We have heard from victims that they may have woken up in very strange places.
Where are these victims? He's dead. So why can't they speak out? I find this all. This is a really difficult process to understand. And that's so critically why we need to know what the truth was. Who were the folks in the room? Who knew what happened? And why were these never investigated, especially if victims came forward.
There it is. Why wasn't it investigated all during Trump?
This is what's so critical about the public understanding how this happened.
And certainly if folks came forward on a crime, why was this never investigated?
So yes, we are looking to these various records.
And again, every single day learned something horrifying about what went on or allegedly went on.
Yeah, except she has nothing horrifying to tell.
Wait, oh, wait, wait, there's more.
Are there other claims about Zora Ranch and the EFstein files that you intend to look into further?
Yes, absolutely. I mean, the claims are absolutely sprawling and certainly very concerning.
We have allegations of everything from sex abuse and trafficking to harming children of very young ages.
It's horrifying what we're learning. It seems every single day, but we're committed to telling the truth and making sure that there is a record.
And if needed, it would be pursued in the court of law.
Well, it wasn't investigated for a lot of reasons, but one of them is that the alleged perpetrators are
very, very powerful, wealthy people. Are you ready for that? You know, this is unfortunately,
well, fortunately why we are a bipartisan commission. You know, we're not here to play politics
about anything. We're really here to go on a fact-finding mission. Who is involved? And we understand
even in our state that it was the highest echelons of people who are being named in these files.
And so for us, it's about making sure that no stone is unturned, whoever
is that we find that may have been a perpetrator in these crimes will be named. They will be named
and we will recognize what went on here. And so, yes, it's the stretch is very wide and potentially
very deep, but we will make sure that the public knows what happened. Yeah. Well, so far,
we've got some fun names like Pritzker from the Hyatt. And of course, he's a, he must be
related. A billionaire. Yeah, billionaire Pritzker.
We got the douchebag Wasserman from L.A.
We've got Prince Andrew.
Prince Andrew is the guy who's probably getting screwed in all of this.
Yeah, there's a lot of people that think that.
But, of course, he brought it on himself.
Well, yeah, he's also a dope.
He's a d'n a douche.
He's always been a dope and a douche.
Yes, he always has been that.
And we all know that.
If you see a picture of him when he's really young, you can see why.
He was actually a pretty good-looking guy when he was young,
when he married Fergie, if you see some of those early wedding pictures,
he's one of those guys who relied on his looks.
Well, Fergie also looked really good back in the day.
Yeah, and she did the same thing.
Yes, exactly, exactly.
But yes, this is, and a couple of players in this, based on my thesis,
you want to look into Virginia Goufrey.
I would advise reading her Wiki page.
She is a troubled person.
The Wiki page explains it quite well.
I was very skeptical when she came out.
And by the way, the first interview she did, let's say she's a working girl, or became one under Epstein.
She charged $160,000 for that interview and got it.
For the book or for?
No, the first interview in 2011 when she broke this thing wide open.
This thing was going on for years, this club.
And she broke it open in 2011 by complaining.
and she didn't get a piece of the,
I see wanted more money.
I don't know what the real basis was.
We never know.
But,
well,
the whole,
what was,
what I found to be odd is that she was hit by a bus and then she wasn't,
and then she committed suicide.
You know,
her whole death is,
is,
um,
everything is sketchy.
Questionable.
I mean,
I,
I love that Jake Tapper,
how he puts it.
He had to,
uh,
another representative on listen to this one of epstein's most prominent victims uh virginia juffray who's
no longer with us um she allowed what does this mean no longer with us you mean she's not in the studio
she's not available for interviews why don't she just say she committed suicide
it's just a small thing just a small irritation who knows we don't know what do you have on
prince andrew oh this is the this is a report that was um i think this is from the BBC
NPR. No, I mean, what kind of dirt do you have on them? Don't you have evidence?
I'm just kidding. On Prince Andrew?
Just kidding. Just kidding. Oh, I see what you're doing. Just kidding.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, slow on the uptake. I've got this big bassy voice now.
Yes. Are you in a different network than you usually are? No.
Because it's also a robocopping a little bit from time to time. Oh, I can change networks.
Well, why don't you do it while I play the first clip? You want me to change networks?
Yeah, but you change networks while I play the clip that you want me to play.
Hold on a second.
I've got to make sure I can do this.
Because I haven't changed networks for so long that I don't want to like...
We're doing it live, people.
Doing it live.
But you see, this is my whole point was...
I think I can do it.
I got to figure it out.
Okay.
Yeah, I got a bunch of stuff here that's worth playing.
Since you don't want to hear any more of the thesis.
I thought this is part of the thesis.
I got your thesis.
I hear your thesis.
I think the only thing I had this
in addition to the thesis,
I got the Prince Andrew Cliffs.
Do whatever you want.
I was just going to say the last thing in the thesis is Elon Musk.
Oh, okay.
Who wanted to join the club.
He knew about it.
And they wouldn't, it's an exclusive club.
You took one look at Elon Musk
who's already getting a bunch of sex from women.
he's paying $5 million to supposedly.
So Epstein was a deal.
He would have been, but he's also, you take a look at Elon,
Elon's got a big mouth.
You don't need some guy who's going to be yacking about it,
just on a casual podcast the next week.
Yeah, I'm over at this, this is actually a whore house, you know.
Who knows what would happen?
They couldn't let him in.
He rebuked him.
I like it.
All right.
Okay, that's basically. Let's go to Prince Andrew. This is Scott Simon on NPR.
Suffer and succotage. Thank you. I'm Scott.
Thank you.
Simon. Andrew Mountbatten, Windsor, brother of King Charles, spent his 66th birthday in a police station this week.
He was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office after revelations in the Jeffrey Epstein files that he'd shared confidential trade information with the convicted sex offender.
The former prince was released after 11 hours.
He has denied any wrongdoing.
Jenny Bond has covered the royal family for decades.
It's been 14 years as the BBC's royal correspondent and joins us now from London.
Jenny, thanks so much for being with us.
My pleasure.
My pleasure.
How damaging is this scandal?
Well, it's a huge story over here.
The papers have been dominated by it for days, even weeks.
and this weekend it is page after page after page of analysis
of what this means for the monarchy, just how damaging is it?
Clearly it is tarnishing the reputation of the monarchy,
but the palace are very keen to separate monarchy from family.
It's a difficult separation.
But I think the view, the predominant view,
is that Charles has acted pretty decisively,
maybe a bit too late, but pretty decisively in this.
And the big news today, the main line, is whether or not Andrew is now going to be removed from the line of succession,
because incredibly he is still eighth in line to succession.
Yeah, this is something that always comes up whenever there's some kind of scandal in the UK.
Oh, it's a threat to the monarchy, threat to the monarchy.
It's never a threat to the monarchy.
What are they going to do?
What are they going to do to the monarchy?
What are they going to do?
Threatening it.
Kick them out, kick them out of Buckingham Palace.
No, a threat.
It's a threat.
It's just a threat.
Shake your fist.
Yeah, exactly.
That seems to be like the pastime for the Brits.
Oh, threat to the monarchy.
What will we do?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's pretty much.
Let's go to two.
Of course, King Charles said in his statement, the law must take its course and has not intervened.
But what about the argument that they've been aware of serious allegations against Dan Drew for years and have effectively protected him?
Yes, this is the other big debate that's going on.
And I think now we are at a stage where we are demanding more transparency, more accountability.
I think people do want to know exactly that.
What did the royal family know about Andrew's going on?
Well, with Epstein as regards the sex abuse allegations,
but also now the why he was arrested was because of alleged misconduct in public office when he was trade invoice.
So we've got two strands going on here, at least two.
And we've now got more than 11, I think it is, police forces in this country, circling Andrew,
investigating different strands.
And there is this overriding feeling that the palace have got to give up this whole idea of never complain,
never explain, abandon the old myth, which goes back to the 1800s of the,
you must not let daylight into the magic of monarchy.
It's all nonsense now.
No, this is what it's always been.
I watch the crown.
All they care about is what's in the paper.
Hey, you got more ink than I did.
Oh, no.
That's all they care about.
And I consider that to be true.
I don't care.
They are wretched, soulless people.
It's a horrible gig.
And they have, you know, colluded bloodlines, cousins, and all kinds of stuff.
but somehow they still own a lot.
They own a lot of land.
They have massive holdings.
I think the British royal family is estimated 50 billion,
which I think is an underestimation.
That's probably low.
That's what I think too.
Yeah, probably way low.
They're not allowed to sell the land,
but this is why they have leasehold in the UK.
Oh, you can build your house here,
but you have to pay us rent for 99 years.
And then it renews.
it's just like
it's I think
it doesn't know
the queen's dead but
didn't she own an island that's not even part of the
UK? I don't know
that's I forget
people out there know what I'm talking about
wouldn't surprise me let's go to
the last of this
there is some feeling as I probably don't have to
tell you in the United States
that well there's some admiration
for the British legal system
admiration yeah I understand that
But conversely, because of the wigs.
Obviously, I've been reading reports this morning saying...
Hold on a second. Stop.
You have to listen to this one.
This is unbelievable.
This is the...
We're talking...
We've done two segments, okay.
Can we do something to kind of slam Trump?
Is there any way we can work Trump into this?
Bring him in. Bring him in.
Bring him in.
Yeah, I understand that.
But conversely, I've been reading reports this morning
saying that if the Americans hadn't decided to release the Epstein files,
then we wouldn't be where we are now.
And so I suppose for that we should be grateful.
But yes, I think that legitimately you could ask now
whether the American authorities should go further
with the people, not least President Trump,
who has been at least mentioned many times in the Epstein files.
He says he's been exonerated.
I know him perhaps he has been.
But I think the king has acted very decisively here.
I mean, we were gobsmout.
Vetsal corresponders like myself,
who've lived through decades of scandals and crises
from the deaths and divorce.
the furgy being found topless having a toe suction in the south of France, the castle catching
fire, rouse about whether the Queen should pay taxes, all of that has been dreadful, of course,
the death of Diana as well. But I think we have been impressed, by the way, the King has taken
this straight on and saying very clearly in a sentence that stood out on its own,
let me state clearly the law must take its course.
Does he have to say that to preserve the monarchy?
Well, I think he does, yes.
So a little rundown.
People who have had to resign or have gotten into trouble for emails with Epstein.
Brad Karp, chairman of Paul and Weiss.
He resigned.
He said a lawyer, corporate law firm.
and that was the first law firm to strike a deal offering pro bono work after Trump
targeted attorneys representing his political foes.
That's not exactly what it was, but okay.
It's a good narrative that they've created, though.
I like it.
Then we have Kathy Rumler, top counsel, Goldman Sachs, White House counsel to former president of Obama.
Yes, to Obama.
Which they left out.
If you read the newsletter, I had the hypocrite of the week.
Oh, yeah.
You forget all that.
CNN conveniently left that little tidbit out.
And she was, heaven forbid.
And she in the emails was downplaying his sex crimes.
Go figure.
Casey Wasserman, or I talked about him, the Hollywood agent.
And I guess now they're calling for him to resign from the Los Angeles 28 Olympic Committee.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Everyone should resign from the Olympic Committee.
I don't think any of them are any good.
Peter, Peter.
They're always.
Yeah.
Right. Those people are always really sketchy in every country, even if it's just the local IOC.
Peter Atia.
Who was he? He was, wasn't he with CBS?
I don't remember.
Yeah, I think he's a contributor to CBS. Steve Tisch, chairman, co-owner of the Giants,
Howard Lutnik. Everyone wants him to resign. Of course, he's Trump's guy.
Mandelson, obviously.
Morgan McSweeney, that's the advisor to Starmes.
I said, hey, you can appoint that guy.
It's not a problem.
Norway's former prime minister,
Torbjorn Yagland,
Jack Lang, French politician.
And then my favorite, Sultan Ahmed bin Suleim,
and he enjoyed the torture video.
Yeah, he's the one who enjoyed the torture video.
How can we, what torture video was this?
You think they'd get released, at least release that?
You'd think that sounds salacious.
Yes, that sounds good.
So, but what has happened here?
And we were watching, last night we watched a, um.
And by the way, I can explain that with my horror house theory too.
Okay.
There are some women out there.
It doesn't take a genius to, to, to track them down, who are complete, unbelievable masochists
and who would probably agree for a fat fee to be tortured and like it.
Oh, man.
Sorry.
W.H.T. The Horhouse theory. We're going to leave it in.
What this has done, though, globally, because I read the Dutch papers, people send me German articles, which I can kind of get through.
And there is complete distrust lack in all government.
and Tina and I were watching yesterday.
We just came across it on Netflix,
Breakdown 1975,
which is, yeah.
Is it good?
Yeah, it's very good.
Something I can watch.
Yes.
I've been watching Australian murder mysteries.
It's how bad it's gotten.
So Breakdown, 1975 is, it's really, it's a fractal is what it is.
You'll love it because they look at the year 1975 from a,
popular culture point of view.
So movies and
television primarily.
And when you look at
that time, it was
so similar. We had scandals.
You know, we had Watergate.
New York was a
shithole.
It was terrible.
We're everywhere. This is where
movies come out like taxi driver,
you know, Death Wish,
Charles Bronson. Blackboard jungle.
Black, yeah. All of this stuff.
And
And it's very analogous to now, with the exception that it's probably not quite as bad today as it was then.
And what came out of this...
Yet.
Yes, yeah.
Well, and so maybe we're a little bit late because by 1976, things started to change.
And before you knew it, we had yuppies and Jane Fonda was doing workout videos.
But it's worth watching.
It's narrated by Jody Foster, who was in taxi driver, as I think a 13-year-old.
Yeah, yeah.
And they pinpointed it.
This was interesting.
They pinpointed.
So they had Jaws.
Jaws was a big change where they shifted from the bad guy winning to the good guy winning and blowing up the shark.
And then as they claim in this documentary kind of.
Yes, there was a period of time in the movies, especially where the anti-hero was the key.
That's epitomized by Steve McQueen in a number of films.
And what was the other one with the bank heist?
Yeah, that was the Steve McQueen.
No, no, no, no, no.
That wasn't, Dog Day Afternoon, was that it?
No, I'm trying to think what.
Well, Dog Day Afternoon was really a sickening film.
That was the bank heist, wasn't it?
No, I don't, no, that was the one,
dog Day Afternoon, wasn't that where they surrounded the,
it was not as bad as the one where they surround the precinct,
but it was something like that,
with a bunch of creeps.
Well, all of that.
Whatever.
Everything was corrupt. Everything was rotten.
People had no trust.
People actually were really star,
starving, starving, starving in our big cities, protests. Everyone hated the cops. Everyone hated
the politicians. And then all of a sudden, we got Rocky. And then everything changed.
Like, oh, all right. We got this guy and he makes it up all the way to the top and he's running.
He's doing his stuff. And then things started to change. So I'm just waiting for the pivotal movie to come on.
Yeah, but the difference is there's a major difference here. One is that we had a
an economic downturn that started in 1969 and went throughout the 70s, very similar to
parallel, almost completely parallel to the 30s, where you had the bottom of the thing,
bottomed out in 33 as it did in 73. And then you had a kind of a renaissance, two years later,
and 35, and the movies in the 30s and the 70s are similar in their creativity. But it was all
based on the fact that the economic downturn was controlling things.
at the point we're out right now, we don't have that.
So the parallels are not that consistent.
I think it could happen, but it won't happen for a couple of years.
Oh, well, that should keep us in business for a while then.
I think so.
So this led me to, someone sent me a video,
and the video is just kind of a narration.
I'll play it just for explanation's sake,
unless you want to talk more about Epstein or something.
Are we kind of done with that?
I got my thesis out there.
Now I can hang things off it for the next.
Yes.
It's the whorehouse thesis.
We'll take it.
Universe 25 experiment, ever heard of this?
No.
So also known as the mouse paradise experiment.
Oh, this is where they had all the mice and they all ended up just preening and
they're not having sex and the whole colony died out.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm dubious, by the way, about whether this really.
I have never seen any, I haven't seen the documentation for this experiment.
I have, I have, John B. Calhoun, unless it's falsified somehow.
I think it could be.
I mean, it's too convenient.
Well, let's listen to it and let's just take it as real and discuss it because obviously it has a lot of relevance to today.
This is why everyone is single and man stopped trying.
This is the mouse paradise.
A scientific experiment from the 1960s.
They made the perfect world from mice with, unlimited food, safety, and no predators.
In the beginning, they placed four females and four males and let them multiply.
The population exploded, hundreds and thousands.
Then something strange happened.
They stopped mating.
And within four years, they were extinct.
But why?
According to scientists, the reason was social interaction overload.
Just like humans on social media today.
They were in 24-7 interaction with
thousands of others, too much stimulation, too much competition for social status.
And this led them to lose the ability to form bonds to mate and raise their young.
Many males became so-called the beautiful ones.
They lost interest in females.
They just groomed themselves all day and withdrew completely because they could not compete
in this chaos anymore.
And the females followed by losing interesting males.
So no mating and they all just died without having babies.
Since 2010 in smartphones, humans are living the same social interaction overload.
24-7 status competition.
Income and lifestyle comparison with thousands of others.
Physical looks to impossible standards.
And many young people just choose to withdraw.
For the first time in history, young people are having less sex than their parents.
30% of men under 30 had no sex for a year.
Loneliness epidemic hits us harder than any virus could.
Yeah, that's worse than I thought it would sound, to be honest about it.
So I do have a link from Scientific American.
Yeah, I like to see that.
It does bring me to the phone clips I have here.
Well, can I explain it first?
You just want to hijack and talk about some of the mills.
I'm just telling you in advance so you don't start jumping to another topic.
That was a trick.
I was a trick.
I'm sorry that you revealed my, you blew it.
John B.
This is from PubMed.
John B Calhoun population density and social
pathology. So it is real.
Now, of course, I haven't looked completely deep into that paper if it's exactly the same.
But I'm just going to take it at face value.
So the idea is they had enough...
I mean, I like the idea.
Let's put it that way.
But it's a little too convenient for my taste.
So they had enough food and space for 3,000 mice.
They throw a couple in there.
they start mating. They get up to about 2,000, but it's a relatively limited space, not like New York City.
And then suddenly they stop having sex. They're not reproducing. There's a whole class of male mice who become the beautiful ones. They're grooming. They look great, but they won't have sex with anybody.
And the conclusion from Calhoun is that it's a social interaction.
overload. And the comparison that's being made is that we as humans, and this is where I actually
question, okay, mice may have similar organs. You can test vaccines on them, but I don't know if we
can compare our brains, that humans are in a moment of social interactive overload. And thus,
we become more interested in not actually reproducing, but looking great on Instagram and
preeming and yeah and and i think about that like yeah that is exactly what is happening because
there's too much interaction with not just on social media but in general you're texting you've got
alerts you've got this going on you got that going on i think there's something to it well yeah
the problem is it's too convenient too convenient for what it matches up too well oh the social
interaction. Coincidentally,
we have
the same thing going on with the media
or social media because
but you've been harping on this and you're
susceptible. This is almost like
bias confirmation with you
because you've always had this thesis for
the last 20 years about
over socialization
on something or other. Yeah, so I am in
fact, in fact
Calhoun stole this from me.
Yeah. That's what it
almost sounds like.
I saw this too
And I didn't clip it
I'm glad you did
But it was like
So it's going around
I'm not the only one who saw it
It's going around
Oh yeah no it's going around
It was on Twitter
Okay
Okay
Or X X X is on X
So
But
But that
Talking about that
Brings me
The cell phone conversation
Which is going on
Which is the cell phone
It's the real problem
Here
At some level
Before we go on
I think we need to call it
Something else
it's not a phone.
Who uses these to call someone?
Very few people nowadays.
I mean, we need to call it.
They're just on it scrolling and they're holding it as a,
and they're also holding it all the time.
You know, you pointed, again, I'd give you credit for this one
because I didn't catch it right away.
But you, because I keep my iPhone in a drawer,
but you noticed that, and I've noticed it now,
and it's actually gotten worse.
Oh, yeah.
walk around the street holding the phone like it's like some pet or something.
They have to have the phone in their hand.
Yeah.
Well, I, while walking down the street.
I have to.
It's like a controlling slab or a controlling slab.
Security slab.
I mean, this.
You're getting there.
Yeah.
I like the slab thing.
I like, I like freedom controller.
I've used that for different things throughout.
the, you know, 30 years, so maybe that's not.
No, no, it's no good.
A controller slab. That's really, truly what it is.
I had an interesting, something interesting happened.
I was in Nashville all last week.
Friday morning, a get up.
And I had that funky flip phone from, I had, you'll find out why.
From Samsung, the Galaxy Z flip.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that one.
So I broke, I broke the previous one.
I'm like, oh, okay, and that was my own fault because these things are just so fragile.
And so we got a new one.
And I wake up and I go to unplug the phone and it's hot.
Like, wow, I was it hot?
And I see the battery going like 95, 90, 89.
It's going down pretty quick.
So I plug it in.
You know, it's, it kind of hovers between 85 and 87.
It's going up and down.
I don't know what's going on with this.
So we had meetings, had to get to the airport.
And so here's your mom.
modern life. This is the way I'd planned it is, oh, I'll just get an Uber from the hotel to the airport.
Nashville is like 15 minutes. Then so I have 35% by, and it's 1 o'clock. I haven't used the phone at all
to get the Uber. Get in the Uber. I see it going down, going down. Now, luckily I was still
able to retrieve my reservation number so I get my paper ticket, because I don't do any tickets on
the phone. I go through TSA and this thing dies. And I'm thinking like, I can't tell
Tina that I'm on my way. I can't tell the person who's going to pick me up at the airport.
And I can plug it in on the plane. That'll be good. And I'll probably get some juice out of it.
Of course, I have the only Southwest 737 that has no power, no USB, nothing. And like,
this thing has way too much importance in my life. And I'm not talking about X or anything like that,
just for some simple things in travel. Yep. It's a controlling sloth.
Slap.
Controller slab, maybe might sound better.
Controller slab?
Yeah.
Or control, I don't, because control, yeah.
But wait, before you get to.
You got the right words.
I'm getting there.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's got to be.
I'm getting there.
I'm getting it.
It has nothing to do with the phone.
Calling it a phone is weak and pathetic.
And here was the next thought I had.
Because of the constant holding it in your hand.
I got to have it with me.
Yeah.
Oh, in case I didn't take a picture.
All right.
now with the AI chat bots
and I should mention this thing is fried
and you know something got short-circuited
it's completely fried it'll never come back to life
and I went back to my Graphino OS and I'm fine with that
on my Pixel 6A I'm done with it
but I but in the course of trying to troubleshoot this thing
you know I'm going through
I'm on Gemini I'm like okay
I'm at a certain point
I have a USB cable hooked up.
I am S-S-Hing into the phone
because there's basic Unix,
a Unix kernel in the underneath.
I'm doing H-Top.
I'm looking at what is eating the processors.
I'm looking at all the apps.
And all of a sudden it's like,
hi, I'm Bixby.
How can I help you say?
Bixby, who are you?
Samsung has just installed Bixby, the robot, on the phone.
and you look at all this stuff.
Meta, I've never had a meta app on this phone.
It has something in there.
It's trolling.
It's doing all kinds of stuff.
This is a horrible thing.
They pack it filled with all kinds of junk and spyware and so-called helpful things.
You just want to swipe a window away.
Oh, here's Google AI.
Oh, would you like to change this picture?
Hi, I'm Gemini.
Would you like me to help you compose the next email?
No, no.
Stop going.
And here's the thinking I had.
This robot stuff is a distraction.
Let's presume for a second AI is really intelligent.
We know it's not.
But to me, the AI has a huge advantage.
It already has humanoid movement.
It tells people what to do.
We are the robots.
The way people are going and talking to these chatbots
and the brain is in the phone and you are the robot.
It's going to tell you what.
It already tells us how to drive.
Already tells us everything else how to dress.
Oh, it's cold.
We're being assimilated.
And I think,
Not me.
No, not you.
I know.
I'm just catching myself.
Oh, no.
This has got to stop.
It's got to stop.
It's not stop.
It's exactly the reverse.
And you and you and you, all these worries of yours,
because you couldn't call the Uber because the phone was dead.
If you were one of the kids today, I'd be dead.
No, you'd be fine.
You'll figure it out when you play these cell phone clips why you'd be fine.
All right, let me see.
Where are these cell phone clips?
Are they labeled cell phone clips?
Yeah, they're labeled cell.
All right, cell phones in school number one.
Is this NPR?
Yes, it is.
Are halfway through the school year.
For millions of students, that,
means they should be heading to class without their cell phones. More than 30 states have now
enacted some kind of ban. And that includes Kentucky. NPR's Sequoia Corillo checked in with
educators and students in Louisville, which has one of the strictest policies in the state. They told her
the ban is not quite working out the way it was supposed to.
The morning. Holly Smith is in her second year as executive principal at the Academy at Shawnee.
She says she can already see a big difference from a semester without cell phones.
We didn't even know the majority of the kids were learning because they weren't responding.
They were just doing things on their phones.
But now there's discourse.
They're like, okay, I actually feel like I'm connecting now.
Jefferson County's policy is strict.
Each student has a yonder pouch, a locked bag for them to carry their phones throughout the day.
They have to put them in the bags when they walk in the school in the morning and can unlock them as they exit the school at the end of the day.
It's a well-laid plan, one that many.
schools around the country have adopted, and researchers have touted as the best approach to the
issue of cell phones in schools. But the real question is, is it working? I ask Smith what the
students think. I mean, I think they absolutely hated. Their phone is their lives,
is their world. Jaden O'Neill, a senior here, couldn't agree more. I think all the students hated.
I think they're going to rebel more. She's one of three students who agreed to talk to us in the
school's library right before their lunch period. I just want to make a note of the term
yonder pouch.
I think this would be an excellent premium.
I don't even know what it is, but I like how it sounds.
A yonder pouch.
Well, you should talk to the No Agenda Shop.
Maybe they can make it.
A yonder pouch.
Is that just a little bag you put your phone into?
I think it's a bag, yeah.
I think you probably may have some mesh in there, I would hope.
So I'm going to just presume that, of course, the kids are happy.
It's great.
I feel better in class.
Whereas, you know, they're in a controlled environment.
They can't last for three seconds.
outside of the school without their controller slab.
I think you may be wrong.
Take me back to August, like, right when you come back to school, what is it like having
to lock up your phone?
In August, it was like, you'd walk in the doors and they'd tell you to find the pouch that
had your name on it.
And then they watched you lock it up.
And it was like most kids either brought a spare phone or they said they didn't have a phone
or they broke the pouches, they cut them open.
People brought a spare phone.
They just had an extra phone.
had multiple extra phones.
We also talked to senior Kwanay Lanier.
They have multiple extra phones for their friends.
I asked junior Joseph Jolly whether students are abiding by the ban.
I would say that the risks from being caught are definitely more enforced.
So people often, they're really worried about that.
But I would otherwise say they mostly just put them in their pockets and they call it a day.
There is rules.
Like if you have your phone, I will take it.
But it's not enough for people to care.
lunch. I know one day they're not going to say anything, so I'm just going to keep doing it regardless.
As we talked, students were moving through the halls between classes. Most kids were chatting,
but a few still had headphones on, and one had a phone out taking a selfie video. Jolly said
we wouldn't necessarily see the same thing inside the classroom. People know they're going to get in
trouble if they keep it out. They've started to actually focus on work. And I think we've become
more productive because of that. I think I don't think that's true. I think they just
alternative things to do or they just talk more to their friends.
Okay, so kind of at the end there.
So you have the, that's what you, you see the kids are smart, they have multiple phones.
They're like Wall Street brokers.
They have three phones.
Drug dealers, drug dealers.
If you had brought you out of the phone, you would have been fine.
Oh, I forgot to mention.
I forgot to mention.
So when you
One of the instructions the brilliant Gemini AI gave me
was to clear out the Google Play framework data, clear cash, clear data.
Then immediately my phone went, I can't log in anything.
There's nothing we can do.
But you can log in to Google, I guess for,
for, I don't even know what it was, but nothing was working.
Say, okay, I'll log into Google and I have my username.
I have my password.
And it says, you don't have any pass keys.
No, I've never set that up.
Well, it's okay.
Just grab your other phone and tap on the icon that matches the one I'm showing you now.
I have one phone.
Loser.
You have to have your secondary device with you.
What is that all about?
about that's insane.
Even the kids know better.
It's,
yes, it's very bad.
In fact,
there was a, yeah.
Well, let's do.
How about the lawsuit?
The, the meta lawsuit,
the people are saying
they got addicted to
Instagram.
You've heard about this. I think it's in
Arizona, I believe is where it's playing.
Actually, I have not heard of it, but it doesn't surprise me.
Well, luckily enough, our girl, Kara Swisher, who you personally gave media training to,
joined up with Anderson Pooper to talk about this.
But go ahead, Kara.
It's breaking news. Mark Zuckerberg, the powerful CEO of Meta.
It's breaking news.
... testified in a landmark trial in Los Angeles today where social media companies are accused of
intentionally addicting children to their platforms.
Now, Meta owns Instagram, which is a defendant in the suit.
This is the first time the Zuckerberg has testified in front of a jury on claims that social media harms children's mental health.
He's testifying as a witness, not a defendant in this case, which was brought by a woman who claims the companies designed their products to addict her when she was a child, damaging her mental health.
Hundreds of more cases like this have been filed.
Kara Swisher joins me now, hosts the podcast on with Kara Swisher and Pivot.
How big a moment does this feel like to you?
Obviously, it's a landmark case.
We've seen Zuckerberg testifying their courtroom is a different arena.
Yeah, I think it's just yet another appearance in doing the same thing, where they've done nothing over the many years.
And then they have these testimonies of parents that feel like their kids have gotten hurt or their safety issues or addiction issues.
And they sort of sail by them.
I mean, this is obviously a court case.
But it's sort of more of the same.
hearing this from Zuckerberg since I met up, essentially, is that everybody wants to use
these apps because they're so fantastic and not that there might be problems using them.
So Kara Swisher and Professor Scott Galloway, how's that boycott going, Scott Galloway?
They're always talking about age-gating.
We've got to age-gate.
We can be an age-gate for alcohol, for cigarettes.
We should be age-gating for these apps.
Turns out even Kara knows that age-gating doesn't work because kids are smart.
And the plaintiff, in this case, began using Instagram at 9.
There was some heated testimony about Instagram's age verification rules,
keeping kids under the age of 13 off it.
Is there any reason to think that that is a sufficient safeguard?
No, not at all.
They took years and years, I think just until 2019,
to really have a version of age gating,
and it's a very light one in place.
You know, I was surprised to see, what is it,
4 million, 10 to 12-year-olds on the platform
when nobody under 13 is supposed to be on.
And so I love this.
Everyone's so upset about evidence we have not yet been able to produce about Epstein.
Yet there's 4 million kids being abused on a daily basis by social media.
Obviously, they're not doing a great job of keeping people off.
And, you know, a lot of the emails talk about the idea of employees who wanted more guardrails
and them not being put in place because of the leadership.
You know, they have all kinds of arguments, why not?
And by the way, they're not the only one.
Like YouTube is right now on trial here and others.
There's many others, and this is a question of whether these are addictive experiences and products,
or are they just so great that we can't stop using them?
It seems like the same thing to me.
But, you know, they're trying to call it problematic usage versus addiction,
and that's what they'll try to do.
they'll try to blame the victim for her own problems and that didn't happen because of them.
But certainly all of us know social media is a problem, whether it's on partisanship or making us hate each other,
making us feel bad, or making girls have less self-esteem or boys be more isolated.
I think anyone who's a parent knows this.
And anyone who's a person knows this using these apps can be really problematic.
Problematic. So the problem here is the parents,
who are setting this example themselves.
And here is, in fact...
Yeah, they got the phone at the dining room table.
They're on it all the time,
and they're walking around with it in their hands 24-7.
I know we sound like boomers,
but we're just identifying the problem.
When I was a kid, we didn't have such a thing.
And then they have it by their bedroom in the bedroom sitting there,
and they use it as an alarm clock.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I think you do, too. No offense.
Now, listen to Anderson Pooper as he discusses his social media issues.
Well, even for adults, I mean, I'm on Instagram, and I find myself, you know, occasionally getting sucked in and, you know, just scrolling and feeling terrible about my life because everyone seems to be having a much.
Anderson Pooper.
Wow.
An actual.
This is, okay.
By the way, before we finish, that's a clip of the day that because you, you have a lot of early that became a callback.
Excellent work.
Excellent work.
Thank you.
I said it.
Thank you.
I worked on that.
I better not screw this up.
because John will already, you'll give it the punchline away.
This is pathetic.
This is really, really pathetic.
Let's just listen to that one more.
That is so pathetic.
He is an air.
He is an air.
I'm so jealous of the girl in the bikini.
Look how good she looks.
Did you see the video that's floating around of the woman who has a filter?
She's like, she's filters.
She got a filter.
And the filter was failing.
And I went back and forth and back and forth real fast showing her real face.
No, no, I haven't seen this.
Oh, my God, just some ugly duckling.
Well, even for adults, I mean, I'm on Instagram and I find myself, you know,
occasionally getting sucked in and, you know, just scrolling and feeling terrible about my life
because everyone seems to be having a much more exciting life.
How is this possible?
He is a Vanderbilt.
He's a Vanderbilt.
He must have money outside of CNN.
And how can his life be worse?
Clearly it's not.
No, clearly it's not.
He's an A gay.
He's been buffaloed.
He's an A gay. He's on television.
Yeah, an A gay. He's not a B gay. He's not a gay.
No, he's a A plus gay, for sure.
He looks good for his age.
Everything's rocking and rolling. He has stature.
Well, I guess he's leaving CBS, but, you know, doing 60 minutes.
CNN.
Do you know, he was also 60 minutes? He was a 60 minutes.
Oh, he's that's raised on 60 minutes too.
Yeah, special correspondent.
He's leaving there?
What a life? Yeah.
I read that somewhere.
What a life?
What a life.
And yet, and yet, he is now trying to understand
and having an adult conversation with a semi-adult,
Kara Swisher, we don't know what she is,
to say, it happens to me too.
Well, hello.
The gamification aspect of getting the little dopamine hits of likes
and followers and things like that.
And apparently Anderson Cooper is worried about getting likes and followers?
What is, what the world's going on here?
Well, it's designed, as I said earlier today, like a casino of attention.
It's not the same thing as watching a movie.
It's not this, they do make those arguments.
It's not, they call it entertainment now, but it's not entertainment.
It's something else, and I'm not sure what to call it.
But it does feel like a casino.
You can't look away from the light.
You can't stop pressing the button.
You can't stop going to the next red button.
And I, you know, it can make you feel that, especially if your feeds are, are, are,
bad. It can make you feel isolated and all kinds of things. And I think everybody knows this.
And that's going to be the problem here for Facebook is the jury probably has addiction problems
of their own, even if Facebook doesn't want to call it addiction, Facebook executives.
But everybody understands the relationship with the phone has gotten toxic, especially for
young people. She makes a good point. The jury's going to be hooked to. We're doomed.
Society's doomed. All you know what you mean? I've said it before. It says 2007.
when that phone came out, Satan's tool.
All we need.
And I'm not the religious one here.
It is the attack vector.
The controller slab is the attack vector of life.
And if anybody doesn't see the symbolism of having an apple on the back with a bite taken out of it, then you're missing the point.
The serpent has struck.
Yes.
I got a great idea.
Have the phone talk back?
you and have a conversation.
What else could go wrong?
It couldn't be any worse than it is.
It couldn't be any worse than it is.
By the way, ah, I nailed, I nailed myself.
I got the, the, now I'm going to, you're going to have to be, I have to be careful now
because every time you've done that, you ever see when you're trying to do addition
and somebody just throws numbers out into the air and you, those numbers go into your calculation,
I have to now be very careful not saying it.
No, neither of us have said it yet.
I'm just angry at myself.
Don't worry about it.
I won't mention anymore.
I'm not worrying about it.
I know a lot of our producers bitch and moan that we worry about it.
So I have,
I got in through the mail.
Actually, you sent it at FedEx.
I have here,
this thing is huge.
A GeoForce R-TX with a dark power 13 block attached to it.
That is.
What is this?
This is an Nvidia GPU.
Oh, the G.
Yeah. Wow, that thing is huge.
No one, at least like three grand or something.
Not six.
No, not this one.
I don't know if it's this one.
But our producer's sending to me, I mean, he's, who knows where, what business he's in.
Like, yeah, I got one laying in the closet.
Okay.
You got a tracker on it.
Probably get it.
I hope so.
Everything you do to is going to go to China.
He's already loaded it up with all the AI models, a little raspberry pie attached to it.
The whole thing is phenomenal.
Very, very excited about that.
No, there goes the show.
What do you mean there goes the show?
I'm going to be creating the best...
You'll be dicking around with that device.
The best ISOs ever.
The best ISOs ever.
Well, that could be.
The other big news in AI world,
which we have obviously been predicting,
is, you know, the C-Dance,
the C-Dance where they recreated a fight scene
between Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt
and the movie industry is outraged, I tell you.
Have you seen this epic new Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise movie?
You haven't?
Well, actually no one has, because it's not real.
But take a look at this AI-generated clip.
It's created using a platform called C-Dance 2.0.
It's an AI tool from the Chinese-owned company, Bite Dance.
It went viral last week, sparking a fiery debate between Hollywood
and the multi-billion dollar tech industry.
That is not Tom Cruise, and that is not Brad Pitt,
but it sure looks like both of them.
Let's talk about this with Sean Aston.
He's the president of the entertainment union, SAG After.
You might remember him, of course, from so many movies.
The Goonies, Rudy, Lord of the Rings.
The Goonies!
Your union released a statement Friday condemning the clip and Bight Dance,
saying, quote,
SAG Afterstands with the studios in condemning the blatant infringement
enabled by bite dances, new AI video model,
C-Dance 2.0.
infringement includes the unauthorized use of our members' voices and likenesses.
This is unacceptable.
You stop for a second?
Yeah, sure.
Did Bight Dance pay for this because they keep mentioning the product and the 2.0?
And they keep dropping everything, all the details in.
It seems a little suspect.
Possible.
That's possible.
It's also, you know, the, oh, China's going to kill us all.
Meme is in there.
The Chinese, the Chinese.
Infringement includes the unauthorized use.
of our members' voices and likenesses.
This is unacceptable, and it undercuts the ability of human talent to earn a livelihood.
OpenAI had a similar issue, and they very quickly reinforced the idea that they had an opt-in policy,
even though they were sort of in an opt-out modality, meaning performers can see themselves.
Brian Cranston can see himself and say, you know, hey, you're not supposed to have that.
And they go, sorry, take it down.
Or they can say, hey, Brian Cranston, we want to use your image.
and likeness, going to get your permission, and he'd have the opportunity to make that decision
and get compensated for it and so forth. So we have a important piece of federal legislation
called the No Fakes Act, which is in the Judiciary Committee now in the Senate, and it would
enshrine that right, that right to our own voice and likeness. The No Fakes Act. Here's Hollywood
desperately clinging on to relevance when, if you really look at that, that fight scene was a great
fight scene is better than them filming an original fight scene. It's fantastic. I've not seen it.
Oh, it's really good. You're a journalist. Your job is to make sure that the First Amendment is
protected. What? What? What? Hold on to say it. Let me write down this on the list of things
that journalists do. So let's just hear that again. Let's make sure that we're all understanding
the First Amendment here. You're a journalist. Your job is to make sure that.
that the First Amendment is protected and is respected and observed.
And in the entertainment industry, both the companies and the talent have the same sense of, you know, reverence for the First Amendment.
But you shouldn't be able to be.
Somehow the First Amendment is being infringed on, no, you can talk about copyright law, maybe.
But this- Copyright law for sure.
This idiot, we know you're from the Goonies, he's now saying that not only is copying,
digitally copying and manipulating material someone owns is a First Amendment rights issue,
which has nothing to do.
There's no rights.
But journalists are supposed to be protecting this?
This is who the head is, is, is, is, is, is the head of SAG after it?
Yeah, I think it's an embarrassment to if it is.
Let me check out.
make sure exactly what it is. Make me say something I didn't say or do something I didn't do
or depict me in a way that I wouldn't, you know, in a setting I wouldn't put myself. That's just
basic fundamental fairness. It goes not just to the professional. How's that different than acting?
He is indeed the president of SAG after. How is that what he just said, back it up. How's that
different than acting? Let's listen again. Or do something I didn't do or depict me in a way that I
wouldn't, you know, in a setting I wouldn't put myself. That's just basic fundamental fairness.
Yeah, it's acting. Good part. It goes not just to the professional entertainment industry. It goes to
kids who are abused in this way. It goes towards anyone in our country and around the world
who is, you know, when they post stuff on social media, when they find themselves, their images
captioned in whatever ways that they are subject to this same sort of abuse. So,
It's time to put real guardrails in place that protect us.
Not to mention all the air companies that don't really design these cityscapes or whatever.
They just plagiarize them from the work of other people.
Sean Ashton, thank you.
Please come back.
We want to be talking about this and making sure artists are represented in this debate.
We really appreciate it.
And we're all huge fans.
My director just showed his kids to Ginoes over the weekend, just FYI.
The Union?
Junies never said hi.
No, he was in the good.
he was in movies. He's a kid actor.
But these are the same people who are taking notes from the Netflix executives to reiterate the plot every 10 minutes in a Netflix movie because the audience has no attention span.
Because it's longer than three minutes. This movie lasts more than the three minutes. I mean, please.
We've seen this happen and unpacked before a very eyes. It started with captions.
got to have the captions on.
If I don't have the captions, I can't follow the movie.
Yeah, that's right.
We talked about this before the caption thing.
Yeah.
Can you do me a favor?
I can try.
And send the spreadsheet from Jay and her page to my Google account just forwarded it.
Okay.
Well, if you play a clip, then I can do that.
Well, I can play a bunch of clips.
No, just one.
How about playing the clips I kind of put aside here?
Just one is fine.
If somebody has sent this in, I went and reclipped it, so it's a little better, about Keith
Oberman.
He's still around?
Yeah.
Keith Oberman talking about how he's become a media deconstructor.
What?
What?
Overman on media, one.
Every once in a while, I begin to suspect that this podcast will eventually turn into a media
criticism podcast.
every once in a while I suspect you believe that this podcast has already turned into such of a podcast about the media more than about politics or Trump or anything else because if we stop and think about it beyond the natural problems that we have had with what we all thought were laws and that turned out just to be traditions and things that men of goodwill would observe to keep the form of government here largely democratic.
apart from that overarching problem that has led us here to the precipice of eternal damnation,
the second biggest collapse, the second weakest guardrail, the guardrail that second most
turned out to be made out of oatmeal and paper mache is the media.
There has been another array of disasters in the media in the past week from CBS News,
or what was formerly CBS News, from CNN.
again from a man I used to work for named Andy Lack at NBC, formerly of NBC, though they fired him twice.
And from Jake effing Tapper.
You wanted to send you a Gmail?
Yeah.
You know, there's something very wrong with your email.
Just as a quick aside, when the guy trying to help you with a newsletter email, his name is Mark, void zero, when his email is sent back as fake when he's trying to send you information.
about how to fix the email, we have a basic problem.
Yeah, I'm working on it.
I'm aware of the issues.
And I use the issues as plural.
Yes.
All right, so that's the intro.
We've got Oberman and he is setting himself up as some kind of Uber dude over everything else.
Yeah, and so I do have the deconstruction that he actually does on a clip, which is the last
clip, which is Oberman 3, I think.
You don't want to play two?
You want to play?
But if you want to play two, you want to play two.
But if you want to play two, it's more entertaining, play two and two A.
There's two and two A.
This is a classic.
This is an example of what kind of objectivity we can expect in his deconstruction.
So Trump is now trying to win line-level service members, the line guys, the youngsters, the ones Trump thinks are the suckers and losers,
trying to win them with some vague idea in his mind that if the commissioned officers and the general,
and the Joint Chiefs are told to shoot up a voting precinct in Chicago and they refuse,
well, the raw troops from Fort Bragg will do it anyway, out of loyalty to Trump
and might even shoot the officers if Trump asks them to, like this is the Soviet revolution
as it played out on their Western front against the Germans in 19 effing 17.
It is absolutely.
What is the effing thing?
Is this a new thing?
Jake effing Tapper, 19 effing 17, Keith Effing Oberman.
He guesses constantly, but he uses effing.
Oh, okay.
...out on their Western front against the Germans in 19 effing 17.
It is absolutely possible that the midterms could come down to the Joint Chiefs of Staff,
actually standing up on their hind legs, like something out of the government overthrow movie seven days in May.
It is absolutely possible that the names of the people Mark Kelly and Alyssa Slotkin were actually talking to in the video,
they and the four House members made
will become very familiar to us
in October and November
and December. Names like General George
and Admiral Franchetti and
Commandant Smith. And yes,
in the wildest of political science
fiction scenarios, they might all have
to get together and lock General
Kane, lock General Kane
in a room somewhere while they make
sure the personnel under their
command do not
seize ballot boxes
or begin to turn us into
a military dictatorship and do not start shooting civilians.
And Trump does not pop out of a bunker wearing his special new uniform with the big
hat personally designed and gifted to him by Kim Jong-un.
Now, are there more people who watch Keith Olberman besides you and Darren and Larry?
I mean, are you...
I don't watch him at all.
If it wasn't somebody sending me this clip about him deconstructing, I wouldn't have even
gotten these. I'll just play this next one, which is the end of what he just said, the Trump
2A, and then an example of his deconstruction. You won't hear from him again on this show for a
year. It cannot be said too many times. There is no future for Trump and these scumbags around him.
Rubio, Vance, Stephen Miller, Nome, Hegsseth, Patel, Gabbard, Kushner, Trump's two idiot sons.
there is no future for any of them if the Democrats win the House and the Senate.
I'd argue there is virtually no future for any of them if the Democrats just win the House.
For Trump, the midterms are not the future of his agenda and his policies.
For his minions, this is not the future of their plans or their money.
For Trump, the midterms are life and death.
his.
He either gains control of this country
permanently through the rest of his life
or virtually permanently
or he will die in prison.
This guy just had it.
All I'm hearing is diarrhea of the mouth.
He's just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Okay, so now we get to the true deconstruction.
So now this next clip, which is the last one.
This is in deconstructing some CBS stuff.
he hates CBS now because this is Barry Weissy.
Of course.
So he's going to deconstruct a story and then show how it's screwed up it is.
And the structure of what he does is, you have to remember that he is the mentor of Rachel Maddow.
Mentor or mentee?
He's the mentor.
He mentored Rachel Maddow.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, she came into the network at.
at the MSNBC after he had established.
Another person, we know. Another person banned from the show.
She came in and he taught her the ropes
and she became a version of him and then
she passed it on to Hayes, that other guy
and it got watered down along the way. And she
was a little better at doing this because she had all these
expressions and she didn't look like a lunatic.
And she had his sad faces and she'd cry.
But the structure of what you're about to hear is
exactly Rachel Maddow's. She got it from him. And listen carefully because there's a trick in here. He
pulls a stunt. And I don't know whether he does it on purpose, which I have to assume because he can't
be this dumb or he does it because he's that dumb. We'll see. Here we go. On February 9th, Tony DeCople
already once again put a hole in whatever reputation he had as a newsman at some point at his past
When he announced on their newscast, the CBS, quote, evening, quote, news, ICE arrested nearly 400,000 people in President Trump's first year in office.
Of those, nearly 60 percent, had criminal histories, meaning charges or convictions, including many for serious crimes, such as drug trafficking and child pornography, and several thousand cases involving rape or murder.
Those are some pretty heavy statistics.
That's a very important story.
And it is, to some degree, surprising that you're probably hearing this for the first time.
400,000 people arrested of those 60% had criminal histories, drug trafficking, child pornography, several thousand rapes or murders.
The books were cooked.
Trump is not right.
Trump is not dragging off only the violent criminals, the worst of the worst.
The number had been rewritten.
The facts had been changed into what Tony DeCopal read to present a fake picture.
to falsify reality.
CBS had its own online report on its website,
which has not yet been corrupted by Barry Weiss and Tony DeCopal and the others.
The CBS story, using the same data from the same sources, reads,
less than 14% of those arrested by ICE in Trump's first year back in office,
had violent criminal records, document shows.
So between the actual number, which is less than 14%,
and this dire picture of nearly 60% had criminal histories,
somebody changed the facts from the facts to lies that Coppal promptly spewed on the CBS
evening news.
Oh, yeah.
No, it was obvious what he did there.
He changed it from criminal record to violent criminal record.
Yeah, you spotted it.
It's so easy to spot.
Yeah.
Rachel does this all the time, too.
And it's just like it was disingenuous.
because in his original, when he talks about the 60%,
he does mention the thousands of super violent crimes,
which would include murder and whatever,
and that accounts for the 14%.
He never puts that together correctly.
He's the liar.
Yes, he is.
So that's the kind of news deconstruction
if he's ever going to do it that you're going to get.
It's Rachel Maddell material.
Well, I believe that the people who listen to our show
do not ever, ever even stop on a video of Keith Olderman.
But it was sent to you so I understand.
We got to use the material.
You're in agreement with me.
I think some people, well, I haven't.
You're probably right because I don't stop it as videos.
This guy sent the thing, one of our producers sent the thing and saying,
hey, look at he's trying to do deconstruction like you guys.
Okay.
So I had his clip and then I said, well, let's see what this is all about.
No, no, no, it was my fault.
we never should have done the Trump stuff.
That was my fault.
You wanted to pass it by and I was interested.
It was okay.
He did, however, bring up the,
what do you call him, the two idiot sons?
Yeah, the two idiots sons.
And this, I'm answering a question that someone sent to me.
There's a lot of confusion about the digital euro,
CBDC, Central Bank digital currency and stable coin.
and even though we've explained it ad nauseum,
and I'm not about to do it again,
please go to Binget.io and look it up.
A central bank digital currency is issued,
that is the digital euro, if it ever happens.
And I have reasons for saying that.
If the digital currency ever happens,
a central bank digital currency
is regulated by the central bank,
the bank of banks.
In that case, it would be the Federal Reserve
in the United States.
There is, in fact, there is a specific legislation that forbids the Central Bank of America, the Federal Reserve, from creating a digital coin.
The stable coin is interesting in that it is money that is backed by American debt, by treasury bills.
And the whole legislation that's going through Congress now is the term,
We've already determined who can do it.
So you can be a bank.
You can qualify as a bank.
I'm sure Elon Musk qualifies as a bank.
The only argument now is, well, can we give people benefits?
Like interest on a stable coin or tote bags or whatever.
So the Trump brothers have a, do a conference for the world liberty.
I think it's what it's called.
excuse me, World Liberty Financial Corporation.
And they say, I think it's Eric, who says some stuff,
which confirms what we've been talking about,
about the stable coin gambit.
But first they kind of downplay Bitcoin a little bit
and push it off to the side,
because Stablecoin is what it's all about.
I still think it's going to a million bucks.
It's having trouble holding 100,000.
It's been a rough start.
This was supposed to be the golden dawn of crypto.
Well, you know, Bitcoin is a little.
right now, but what we're talking here with world
liberty is to be stable coins, right? So that's
Treasury back, it's dollar-based.
How have silver coins held up in the
crypto in the Bitcoin cell off?
They're one-to-one to U.S. Treasury, so they've stayed the same.
It's just a simpler way to transact. If you send a wire on Friday,
you don't have to wait for Tuesday to close.
It happens in two seconds for two cents.
You can close transactions.
You know, banks obviously didn't love
that idea because they're getting the benefit
of the float of having these things, you know,
and these billions and billions of dollars
sitting in their banks over the weekend, collecting interest.
This creates efficiencies that did not exist in that market before.
But not only does it create efficiencies is bringing trillions dollars into the United States, right?
Everybody wants to be on the U.S. dollar.
They did a Euro-based stable coin, and only half of 1% of all Europeans want to be on that stable coin.
You know what they want to be on? They want it to be on the U.S. dollar.
And guess what everybody in Asia wants to be on, the U.S. dollar.
Guess what everybody in South America wants to be on?
It really is on the U.S. dollar.
Stable coin is going to bring literally trillions of dollars into the U.S. economy.
It arguably could save the dollar because, guess what?
what? There's a lot of countries around the world.
Guess what?
Corruption, bad governments, bad currencies,
massive inflation.
These people don't stand a chance.
They get a paycheck.
They don't stand a chance.
They may as well go and throw it in a fire and just burn it.
Whereas now, all of a sudden, using a simple telephone,
using your iPhone, you know, all of a sudden you can buy U.S.
backed one-to-one as onset, you know, based on U.S. treasuries.
You can buy stable coin, and you can actually be part of the greatest financial system in the world.
So this will change the,
entire optics of the U.S.
dollar, it is a way to at least extend
world dominance as a reserve
currency for a while.
And as Eric said, guess what, guess what,
guess what, yes.
Guess what, yes, what?
All those countries do indeed.
People would rather have the U.S. dollar.
Yes, absolutely.
If you think that this is any different
because it's digital from your Venmo,
your PayPal, your credit card, your debit card,
or any other way you transact except in paper money,
They're wrong.
There's no difference.
Justice trackable, just as stoppable, just as interruptible.
I hope people now understand.
They don't.
Because they're all worried about it.
Oh, CBDC.
The CBDC is bad because the central bank can then, they can devalue your money.
Well, they could take it.
Well, so.
Hello.
Well, that can happen with anything.
That happens in Cyprus.
I'm just saying.
But it can't happen with the thousand bucks that I have stashed in the mattress.
No, but that's, you're mixing apples with oranges and throwing in some bananas.
The point is, digital money is digital money and you're controlled unless you literally are using Bitcoin and people are accepting your Bitcoin as payment.
Oh, this is your team.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not saying it for that.
The point is the difference between a stable coin and a central bank,
digital currency is the central bank has way more power to devalue your money, to chop off money,
to do things that are outside of the banking system.
And that's what you don't want.
And the digital euro will be fantastic.
I can't wait.
Unfortunately, as it turns out, I mean, look for it because it turns out the Thiefie Lagarde may not see the actual introduction of the digital euro.
On to business now.
Sharpe Lagerand is with us. He's starting with a shock report. This is coming out from the Financial Times.
It's regarding movement at the European Central Bank.
The British newspaper saying that the president of the ECB, Christine Lagarde, is expected to leave her position before the end of her eight-year term in October 2027, citing a source familiar with her thinking.
Legarde is reportedly looking to leave before the French presidential election, which will take place in April next year.
This would allow French president Emmanuel Macron and German.
Chancellor Friedrich Mertz, to find a new top central banker for the bloc, and thus avoiding the
possibility of a far-right national rally president from having a say in the decision, whether that
person is Marine Le Pen or Jordan Bardella. Both of them are Eurosceptics, of course. The European
Central Bank has since responded to that report, saying Christine Lagarde is focused on her job
and has not taken any decision regarding the end of her job.
term. This is a bad omen. Why would Lagarde want to leave before the end of her term? She's a healthy
woman. She's got everything together. She loves power. I think she knows it's all going to come
tumbling down. This has nothing to do with getting out before. Oh, you think that and she's worried about
getting blamed. Of course. Of course. That she'll be the number one to get blamed.
No, it's like, wow.
I think it's bigger news than people may realize that she's getting out.
I don't want to be here when it all collapses,
but some other doofers take care of it.
Well, the potential's there.
Talk about the tariff decision from the Supreme Court for a moment.
I have two clips that I want to play.
You've got two clips.
I'm sure you do.
Mine first.
Where is your, where is your, where, where,
I'll get it. Where do yours come from?
From this morning? From CBS? Face the Nation.
CBS, okay.
Face the nation. Ambassador Jameson Greer, who is the United States Trade Representative.
The Supreme Court ruling, that vote was 6.3. The president, as you know, you were there, came out publicly, and he railed against some of those justices by name.
Railed. He said this on Friday. Take a listen.
They're very unpatriotic and disloyal to our constitutions.
It's my opinion that the court has been swayed by foreign interests and a political movement that is far smaller than people would ever think.
That's a pretty huge allegation. What foreign interest has corrupted the court, according to the president?
Well, I won't characterize his words too much. He speaks for himself.
What I will say is that so many of the interests that are, that were at issue in this case were really about foreign importers.
or foreign companies that have interests here in the U.S. who are suing the president and suing the administration.
It's foreign companies that are benefiting from the tariffs being struck down.
This is why when we impose tariffs, foreign countries don't like it, and foreign companies don't like it,
because they're the ones that don't want to have the tariffs in place.
They're the ones that are suing.
They're the ones that are trying to get together, coalitions and groups who oppose what the president is doing.
The president's fighting for American workers.
He's trying to impose a trade policy that has a through line through the first Trump administration, Biden and Trump with terrorists, but as foreign countries and companies that are suing that want these things to go away.
So the trade representative or ambassador here is not really saying what this is.
I believe what President Trump is talking about is globalists and specifically North Sea Nexus in the embodiment of the Cato Institute.
who wrote quite a detailed amicus brief to the Supreme Court about this decision.
And I spent some time with Rob the Constitutional lawyer.
It's 170 pages.
A lot of this was pretty much written by the Cato Institute.
It's all their language.
It's the globalist.
They don't want this.
They don't want America to succeed on its own.
They want the same manufacturer somewhere else,
just have the stupid Americans be the customers.
And here Jameson kind of, kind of lets in a little bit on who the president was really talking about.
But the president wasn't talking about them. The president was talking about the Supreme Court justices who he said are unpatriatic and disloyal and swayed by foreign interests.
Do you have any evidence to back up that allegation about the Supreme Court justices who, as you know, face security threats on a daily basis?
So when the foreign interests sue, they appear before the courts.
They're literally arguing before the courts that they should have a different outcome.
So it's quite obvious that foreign interests are involved.
They're helping bring lawsuits.
They're arguing before the court.
And these justices, six of them, agree with what a lot of these foreign interests want,
which is take down the tariffs, take down the barriers,
and let us import as much cheap craft as we want to the United States at the expense of American workers.
But do you need to clarify or feel compelled in any way,
to clarify in regard to the allegations against the justices themselves.
I'm not speaking for the president.
What I'm telling you is that when the president talks about foreign influences, at a minimum,
what we see is that foreign companies are involved in the coalitions, the PR effort,
they're involved in the cases, and they don't want these tariffs.
It's not a secret.
I mean, for months, these foreign countries and companies and people in the United States
who benefit from their commercial relations with them,
they want these tariffs to be gone.
That should be the signal for us that we're doing the right thing, that we're over the target.
When the foreign countries and companies are literally arguing in court through their advocates to take it down, we know they have influence.
Well, 1,500 businesses, including Costco, have filed lawsuits to get repaid for these tariffs.
Yeah, they can wait for a long time for that to happen.
Yeah, that's for sure.
That's not going to happen.
It's not going to happen.
So I think that's what the president meant.
I mean, the Cato Institute was, I think that's named after the Cato letters, if I'm not mistaken,
uh, between, uh, 18th century British essays between John Trenchard and Thomas.
Oh, I know.
It is a, uh, kind of an outlier of conservative think tanks.
Conservative or liberal globalists?
They're conservative on the surface.
On the surface. Yeah, on the surface.
Yeah.
on the surface they're extremely conservative but it's quite it wouldn't surprise me and i think that
was a good catch that you talked this over with your uh with r with the shows uh oh yes
constitutional guy yeah i mean i i can tell you more about what we discussed but let's see what
your clips are first well my clips are a little different because they don't uh they don't harp on
on on they don't harp the way norah and that's not norah it's not norah it's
who is that?
That's
Margaret.
Margaret, that's right, Margaret.
Let's,
and the problem is I have two clips
that should be the same,
might be the same clip,
but one is 41 seconds,
one's 59,
is the openers.
It's the,
it's the second clip of tariffs too
that's interesting to me
because it shows you
what NPR's coming from.
One is 44,
one is 59.
Really, I got 41 on my list.
Oh, wait, hold on.
I have,
wait, I have,
Tariff Supreme Court 44, Supreme Court NPR 59.
Tariffs to...
I wonder why I grew three seconds.
Tariffs to GOTG NPR.
Yeah, that should be boots on the ground.
It's goots on the ground, everybody.
It's goats on the ground.
Well, let's start with the long...
Let's just try the long one, the 59 second one.
Oh, the 59 second one.
President Trump says he's increasing his new temporary global.
tariffs from 10% he announced yesterday to 15%.
This in response to yesterday's Supreme Court ruling that found he overstepped his authority
on double-ditched taxes on virtually all imports into the U.S.
And here's Alina Selyuk has more.
President Trump made the latest announcement in a post on social media once again deriding
the Supreme Court ruling, saying it was, quote, ridiculous, poorly written, and extraordinarily
anti-American.
The High Court had ruled with a notable majority of six to six to six years.
including two justices appointed by Trump, and they had struck down Trump's use of an emergency
statute for his tariffs, saying the president could not rely on it to impose taxes without
specific authorization from Congress. Trump quickly used another presidential authority to set a new
universal tariff, which is limited to 150 days, unless extended by lawmakers, and he has vowed
to find a way to set more. Alina Seluk, NPR News, Washington. Yeah, the 150-day limit on Section
122 is interesting because yes, the president can't just reset the clock, but there is no language
that says that he can't do another one.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
14% now.
It's all about if there's a trade or an imbalance of payments, which clearly we have.
Oh, yeah, big time.
Then he can, he can just keep invoking that, just changing it a little bit.
he can also completely block all trade with any country or for any product, just outright.
So this whole thing was, I'd say, I think the words Rob, the constitutional lawyer use are performative.
And that's what's disappointing.
The Supreme Court's just, you know, whatever they were doing, it's like, eh, you can't use it.
They didn't want to deal with it, I think.
They should have not dealt with it.
They just stole the report from the Cato Institute.
It's pretty pathetic.
It's very pathetic.
So this report, they go on and on and on.
Then they bring in this woman who's in the, who I have to say, here's a woman that works for NPR
that is living the life of Riley.
Who, I don't know what the NPR budget must be in the hundreds of millions, obviously.
And this woman, she's in the Paris Bureau, and she's going to do boots on the ground.
But you never imagine, you know, in other words, ask the Europeans what they think of all this.
and you can't imagine where she decides to go.
Wait a minute.
Physically or in her?
Physically.
Hold on a second.
She's doing, well, I would say she had to go to China.
No, no, she's in the Paris.
If you're in the Paris Bureau and you want to travel around, you, yes.
Well, actually, yes, you should go to China.
Or you go to the Champagne region.
Well, you're close.
EU and the U.S. did more than $1.5 trillion in trading goods and services in
2024. They're each each other's largest trading partners. So there's a lot at stake.
Last summer before the tariffs were put into effect, the 15 percent, I went into Burgundy,
and I spoke with wine growers. And they were so nervous about what would happen. And one of the
videos I visited was Michael Shapsvin. What is in Burgundy besides dynamite wine? What's in
Burgundy. Dynamite wine. She went to Burgundy to talk about tariffs and do a lot of wine tasting
because some of that wine you can taste if you go there, but you can't afford.
To affect the 15 percent. I went into Burgundy and I spoke with wine growers. And they were so
nervous about what would happen. And one of the vineyards I visited was Michael Shapp's vineyard.
He has, he's a French winemaker and a Virginia winemaker who exports and imports in both directions.
so he really sees how it's affecting the whole thing. And I spoke with him today. Here he is.
It's been crazy. The up and downs on both sides of the Atlantic. On top of that, the fact that the dollar
has tumbled about 12% in the past year. So you have that on top of the tariffs, and it's a big hit.
Yeah, so he hailed the Supreme Court's decision, but it didn't last long. And he said most French
winemakers, including himself, are finding and have found new markets across Europe and Asia.
He says it's just too hard to do business with the U.S.
Does the EU have any recourse to fight back?
Yeah, they do.
I mean, the U.S. and the EU negotiated a trade deal last summer, but it's actually not been ratified
by the European Parliament.
And they could hold that back, and there are now calls for them to do so.
And they've already identified $93 billion worth of U.S. goods that they could slap tariffs on.
And there's something else they could use.
It's a mechanism that's being referred to as the trade bazooka, which could enact huge
restrictions on U.S. companies having access to the EU market, which is a market.
of 450 million consumers. It's massive and lucrative, so that could be a real threat.
That's NPR's Paris correspondent, Eleanor Beardsley. Thank you so much for your reporting.
You're welcome. I'll tell you that my buddy here who does CNC machining for military parts,
they are so happy because now they're using American steel. He says it's more expensive.
I think we talked about this before. But he does.
doesn't have to throw 40% away of Chinese food because it's junk. It's junk. And he says,
orders are up. He says, we can barely keep up with the business. Yeah, it's junk. The LED light bulbs
from China are junk. Everything from China is pretty much junk. And I understand we have a lot of people
probably who listen to the show who set up businesses reselling junk from China.
in marketing online.
I understand it sucks
that you have to eat these tariffs.
But, you know, and they say,
well, you can't get that in America.
Well, there's your opportunity.
Right there.
Make a better.
I love the guys in North Carolina.
We're making sneakers and supposedly no agenda boots.
Now, this is the whole plan.
If you care about your kids,
you'll eat a little bit of pain or a lot of pain.
you will do it i'm going to give the president until 2027 and and if it hasn't improved by then
well then a great idea didn't work i like the idea i really do yeah yeah we'll see how it goes
i mean i like the idea too i'm not going to argue are you skeptical that he can pull it off
no i'm i'm skeptical that the economy's not going to have issues after the midterms
and it will result in uh the inability to pull it off because it just
won't be,
just the conditions won't be right.
Everybody will be broke.
Well,
not,
that never happens,
but,
if that ever happened,
people who listened to our show will be broke.
It didn't happen in the 30s.
It didn't happen in the 70s.
It didn't happen.
People who listen to our show will be broke.
And they will claim brokenness.
That is always happening.
It does.
It does happen.
If you,
we get ready to go to a break,
I do have one interesting clip.
Oh, finally?
Finally, we're getting an interesting clip.
Finally an interesting clip.
I know, I know, I know.
So this is the, now this is the most disgusting thing that's been floating around for a while.
This is the underwear hack.
It was kind of noise.
I ran it through the system.
This is a, some woman telling, giving us a life hack, a life hack when you travel a lot.
Okay, here we go.
I'm about to show you guys one of the coolest tricks ever.
So you're traveling and you didn't pack enough underwear.
And you was like, oh my gosh, what am I going to wear tomorrow?
Every room has like a coffee pot thing in it.
Even the other coffee makers where it brews through.
All you have to do, put your underwear where you would put the coffee grounds, you close it, you press brew, and it puts scorching hot water through it.
You guys, then the hairdresser in the bathroom, you blow dry those bad boys, and you close it.
you got yourself a cleaner pair of underwear to wear.
I did not realize how many people already knew this hack.
I learned it years ago from a friend that was a flight attendant.
And it's brilliant.
So this is a hack?
This is good?
This is no good.
So you take your underwear and you stick it in the coffee maker.
Yes.
Your dirty underwear and then you run a brew through it and then you just dump the water out
and then you go dry off the underwear.
So in other words, the likelihood, unless this is a hoax, which I believe it could be.
Well, no, no, no.
Because I just spent four days in the biodome in Nashville.
It's the Gaylord Hotel where you never get out.
It's kind of like a casino.
And they have these exact brew machines.
And it exists of a little pouch that's in a plastic slide that you slide into the coffee maker.
Yeah, that works if you have panties.
but men's underwear?
Well, I don't think it's for men, but even, I don't care who puts them in.
If it's panties or boxer's shorts, I don't care.
I don't want to be drinking my, making a bruise of coffee afterwards.
You know, the hack is you get clean underwear and a tasty drink.
And with that, I want to thank you for your courage to say in the morning to you,
the man who put the C in the CBC in the morning to you, Mr. John C.
In the morning.
He puts on the ground, feet, and the air, subs in the water,
and all the dames and nights out there.
In the morning to the trolls in the troll room.
Let me cut to the trolls.
Hold on to sit again.
There we go.
Well, that's looking better.
Almost 2,100.
2,100 trolls listening live at noagenda stream.com.
And, of course, many of them trolling along in the troll room.
And you know what?
The trolls know everything so much better.
that is my favorite part of the trolls.
They think that they're actually talking on the show,
but you're not.
Well, they are on the show of their own.
Yeah, I know, but I look over,
you know, I always got to look over from time.
I have a peripheral vision.
I was like, oh, oh, oh,
I'm really trying to give them grace.
It's hard sometimes.
Why?
Let's just say horrible things.
They're trolls.
Yeah, that's why.
They're trolls, exactly.
You need to give them grace.
They might want grief.
I think you're right.
I got him finally.
I got him to kick me off again.
No, I've got.
Oh, look, he talked about my post.
Yes, that is right.
That is exactly it.
We are a value for value podcast.
Now, first I should mention that you can definitely get this on the modern podcast
apps.
That's what you want to do because when we go live, you'll get a notification that we're
going live.
You can listen to that live show in the modern podcast app.
Many more features.
don't even think about these legacy apps.
Apple, Spotify, even Overcast.
You know, it doesn't have any of the cool features.
It's in the modern podcast apps at podcast apps.com.
Value for value, although we are considering giving you a yonder pouch,
which just sounds like a fine premium.
Other than that, there's nothing you got to do to get the premium content,
no bonus stuff, no plus packages.
We put it all out there for you to consume at no charge.
No, no.
exchange of anything for just listening to the podcast. All we ask is that when you eventually,
at some point in your day, think, hmm, that was valuable to me. Immediately, go to no agenda
donations.com and send us whatever value that had to you back to us. So we give you the value,
you send it back. It's that simple. You can do this with time, talent, and treasure.
The time and talent, people do so many things. They send you clips of my, uh,
Keith Olberman.
Mike Oberman.
I was going to say Mike Olderman.
They said you click through, you know,
he's just like, all right, that's kind of valuable.
Thank you.
People organize meetups.
It's retaining.
You've got Void Zero is trying to help us with the newsletter issues.
And he's really.
I have to talk to him on the phone.
And he's really working hard because he can't even get you on the email anymore.
But that is time and talent right there.
Or you could be making artwork for us.
interestingly enough on the previous show
which was our best of
second half of show got a lot of positive results
people thought it was very interesting
that immediately Obama was
given out classified information
President Trump says he's going to release all of the UFO files
they thought that just could not be a coincidence
that we did our second half of show
but we did
and you did not
as you typically do send me artwork
usually you send me arc
and say,
here's an art for the show.
I didn't see anything.
So I figured you'd either ask Darren for some
or you just get some.
I just went to Gemini and said,
make me a second half of show artwork.
And that's what we got.
Yeah.
I know.
I was as underwhelmed as you are.
But that's what it is.
And no one sent anything.
Well, I guess, I guess.
No, they did, but you didn't get it.
Well, I looked.
I didn't see anything that was any good.
There's some there.
I saw it.
Well, I didn't.
I saw the end of the road when I was posting the show.
Yeah, no, it probably wasn't there by the time.
Yeah, the timing was a miss.
Timing was wrong.
Yeah, I mean, we do have to.
And I did it Wednesday night.
I had it already and good to go.
I still could have done it Thursday morning.
I looked.
I didn't see anything.
But anyway, thank you if you submitted.
It came in too late.
We're on a tight schedule here.
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Oh, I believe I have to congratulate our Dutch maestress,
mistress, Dutch master's, mistress.
Tantaniel, I believe, was her birthday two days ago.
So I want to say happy birthday.
She wasn't on the birthday list?
No.
No, it came through a signal message.
So I just want to say, I just want to say happy birthday tour.
And we miss you.
We miss your, from time to time she comes in with something.
It's stellar.
So we miss your original artwork.
So now we want to thank the treasure part of our producers who sent something back to us,
Time, Talent, Treasure.
We thank everyone who sends us $50 or more.
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benjamin domzalski from cleveland requesting prayers from my son adam no he's named adam
name previous to becoming a producer.
Sorry, Adam.
Oh, okay.
He is converting to Catholicism,
and tomorrow, that is today,
2226, is his right of sending.
Are you familiar with this, the right of sending?
I'm not sure what is.
Okay.
It's about two steps away from full conversion.
We will be at with the entirety of the Cleveland Catholic diocese.
He is nervous, so all prayers are welcome.
No karma, just love.
Glad to be a producer.
I think I am now a knight.
As an accountant...
I'm converting from, I wonder.
From atheism?
Agnosticism, from nothingism.
You don't convert from atheism?
Well, I don't know.
It's a good question.
I do not have the information.
Yes, I will most...
I already did when I read the spreadsheet.
I think I am now a knight.
Well, as an accountant, I should keep better track.
I will follow up.
Jingles, Sharpton, anything.
And thank the Lord for my smoking hot...
wife. Resist. We much. We must. They're all jitty about a shutdown. The Tortise in the race. Then co-author of
Hubris. You two lead singer bono. So I've been watching Sharpton on and off for the last six months.
Wow. And I can't catch his flubs. I think they must just reshoot stuff constantly. Oh, no, they must be, they must
be pre-taping.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, we got Evan here, Evan from Rhode Island,
ITM, Adam, and John.
With this donation, I can officially cleanse myself of douchebaggery.
All right.
You've been deduced.
Very good.
With that out of the way,
I've been listening to you guys since the start of COVID,
give or take about six years.
All right, six years before.
You two have brought humor as well as insight to the,
the otherwise chaotic day-to-day that the media would have us live in.
Thank you both for the levity twice a week.
The only jingle I request is the Scott Simon Suffer and Succatash.
It makes me laugh every time I hear it.
Suffer and succotash.
I'm Scott Simon.
I'm sorry, he was in for 333.33.33.
Yes, same amount.
333.33 from Noah Vattenmacher.
These are, of course, donations from two episodes, 1844 and for 1845 today.
He's from Three Rivers, California, and he says, birthday, don't know for me.
Don't know.
February 18th, he turns 40.
Hooray!
And hooray for you, Noah.
Don't know.
Don't know.
Jeffrey Anton in Melbourne, Florida, 333.00 with no-no, so he gets a double up karma.
Yes, he does.
You've got
Karma
Sir, oh no, yes, Sir, Commodore Mark
Bendikowski, Warsaw, Poland,
321. I will donate
until John will get my surname
right. Love you guys.
Night name change, please, to Sir Rick of the
Cyber Abyss. Well,
you've just changed it. Many years ago, you had me
knighted as Sir. No, no, you...
Oh, I'm sorry.
There's two greens there.
I was reading, the green was bleeding over to the green.
You know, I'm sorry.
Now you mention it.
I've had issues with these colors too.
Yeah, okay.
That was my minute.
And you have color blindness, which I'm sure.
Let me just finish this.
Let me do it again.
Sir Commodore, Mark, so I'll edit this.
No one will ever know the difference.
Right.
Wait, wait, three, two, one.
Sir Commodore Mark Bendikowski, Warsaw, Poland,
321. He says he will donate until John gets my surname right. Love you guys. Okay, let me give it a shot.
Yes.
Bendy Kodowski. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get it right? I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. You did not get it right.
Sir Rick of the Cyber Abyss in Modesto, California. Or Abis, as they might say nowadays.
300. Night Name Change. Please, to Sir Rick of the Cyber Abyss.
Abyss.
This kind of says,
okay, I get it.
Many years ago,
you had me knighted
as sir,
find it classifieds.com.
Find it classifieds.com
or something like that,
as that was where I was
mining dollars
from the web at the time.
Now I'm at podgrapper.
com and sites
spy-O-7.com.
Okay, so plug in everything.
He can under the sun.
Andrew.
Andrew Ribby.
I'm just going to guess it's...
Wait, wait.
We're already the associates for two shows.
Yep, I told you.
I told you.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma,
235, 16.
And he has a note that he sent in.
Let's see.
John and Adam, remittance,
V for V.
$200, okay.
Tina, a glass of wine to aid putting up with Adam.
$15.
Oh, well, that is nice.
Mimi, glass of wine to aid, putting up with John, $15.
He's given us the full accounting.
This is dynamite.
Phoebe treat.
$5.
Hey, if you don't mind, I'm not going to give my dog some $5 treat.
I think that's probably a bit much.
He has not priced dog treats for a while.
No, it's a lot of money for a dog.
$400 for reasonably good dog food.
Yes. Check fee.
15 cents. Adams jar, one cent.
Where is my, you know, ever since I went to Linux, I think I lost my coin jar.
I got to find that.
Total, 235.16.
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Yes. Oh, and he wants a mac and cheese jingle.
All right. Mac and cheese. We got some mac and cheese for you.
Yes, this one.
You slaves can get you to mac and cheese.
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Cedar melted together.
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Hey, everybody.
And they are both on the birthday list.
And can we confirm that you're using Linux once again?
Oh, yeah.
The people's operating system is in full effect.
And you're going to take the people's operating system on the road?
Yes.
I will have a backup of the.
Redmond Washington operating system just in case.
But yes, I believe that I am almost completely transitioned off.
And of course, now I am back on Graphene OS, also the people's mobile operating system.
I am free. I am unshackled.
But what has been?
Yes.
By what has been a lousy operating system.
Yes.
A lot of it.
Yes.
Okay.
Stryker.
in Miami Springs, Florida at 23333.
Adam and John.
My wife and I are longtime listener.
She's a no agenda Commodore,
and I'm a douchebag until now.
You've been de-duced.
I'm an active-duty Coast Guard pilot
flying the H.C. 144B.
By the way,
I want to take a look at this.
This was a screw-up on my part
because I went and pitched about the Coast Guard
being part of not part of the military.
and part of DHS.
And I got corrected.
This is a correction.
Yes.
They were never part of the military.
Oh, this is one of those big fatties with the, with the two turbo props on the wing.
The H.C. 144B.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Ocean Sentry.
Yeah.
That's a big bad boy.
Yeah.
Nice.
We are indeed under DHS meaning, I'm current, by the way, they were never under the military.
They used to be under the Treasury Department.
They got bounced around a lot.
So it's no surprise that they ended up under DHS.
Meaning I'm currently flying SAR emissions without a paycheck.
Search and Russia.
But just because I'm not getting paid to work doesn't mean you shouldn't get paid for the best podcast in the universe.
Can I interject for one second?
So while I was traveling, both going out and coming back in, I thought,
let me be, let me say something nice to every single TSA agent I see.
and I said the same thing to all of them.
Even the lady who was yelling about your water ball.
I said, thank you so much for working during this messing Congress.
Every single one of them gave the same response.
They rolled their eyes up and went,
that's it.
They did?
Yeah, they just, but not towards me.
They didn't say thanks for the, you know.
No, no, no.
They would say that, but the whole response of Congress was like,
eh, whatever, these basically douchebags,
whatever, what else is new this week.
And yes, they will.
They get paid eventually.
And of course they were happy.
Of course they were happy.
And they were, I think I made their day.
I hope so.
I think so.
Just because anyway, he continues.
Just because I'm not getting paid to work doesn't mean you shouldn't get paid for the best
podcast in the universe and saying that we, we, uh, need more donations.
Yes.
And I thank him for that.
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You should give him a free voice over with that.
I'm doing it now. You're interrupting.
I know, but I stepped all over it already.
These are first-hand accounts of the stick and rudder flying
that happens when the sensors go dark and the missions get real.
Yeah.
I love it.
Yeah.
They nailed it.
Yeah, these guys are hard workers.
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Thank you very much.
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No need to read this note on the show.
Well, that's too enticing.
But I have a TV show tip for you.
Oh, okay.
If you do watch the shows and enjoy them, suggest you recommend them on the tip of the day.
Okay, the collection is Walter presents on British Channel 4,
excellent European shows.
Deutschland 83, 86, and 89 is about young Eastern Germany spy,
German spy in Berlin during the Cold War.
The Ring is a Dutch thriller about a woman that gets involved in a murder
and seaside hotel, an idyllic Danish drama.
Are these with subtitles?
I can't do that.
I need, like, I only get English.
Well, you know what it is pretty good?
It's some of the stuff that comes out of Australia,
the Australian mysteries that are kind of fashioned after British,
you know,
masterpiece theater stuff.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
It's decent.
Their storylines are good.
They have,
the acting is excellent.
Hmm.
Which is a real problem with most stuff nowadays.
The acting stinks.
It's still pretty pathetic that there's nothing.
There's nothing.
We got so many streaming things.
It's like,
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I haven't gotten to it falling apart yet.
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You cut in this episode.
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Let's talk about Iran for a second.
Yeah, I have one short clip that could be a good introduction.
Okay.
All right. Shorty on Iran.
Shouldy on Iran? Yeah, it does say shorty on Iran? Yeah, it does say that. Wow.
President Trump says he hasn't decided on whether the U.S. will launch military strikes on Iran.
But while he weighs his options, the military buildup in the Mideast over the past few months means the U.S. has an expanse of naval and air presence in the area.
And here's Greg Miery says, Trump has a range of options now that U.S. forces reached a critical mass in the region.
region, but Trump so far hasn't outlined his plans on a possible attack.
This has been a very different approach than we've seen from other presidents in the run-up to wars.
Trump, for example, hasn't made a major speech to the American people about the prospect
for a new Middle East war, though his state of the union address is on Tuesday.
His administration hasn't sought support from Congress or made the case at the United Nations.
And aside from Israel, the president hasn't sought to bring in U.S. allies or build
an international coalition.
And here's Greg Myrie, reporting.
Well, having been on the road, I have the advantage of having picked up a few clips before
today's program, even before the weekend.
Clip collector, Steve, sent me this one on Thursday.
This is the outstanding work from the Barry Weiss Newsroom at CBS.
We turned out of the Middle East and the breaking news tonight.
A potential military strike on Iran could happen as soon as Saturday, according to top
national security officials.
President Trump has already positioned U.S. warships and fighter jets in the region as nuclear talks continue with Iran.
Senior White House correspondent Ed O'Keefe has the latest. Ed, good evening. What are you hearing?
Tony's sources tell CBS News the president hasn't yet made a final decision on whether to strike.
Conversations about potential military action are described as fluid and ongoing as the White House weighs the political and military risks of escalation.
The president has said he would consider strikes if Iran doesn't agree to curb its nuclear weapons program.
The Pentagon is moving some personnel temporarily out of the Middle East region over the next three days.
They're headed primarily to Europe or back here to the U.S.
ahead of any potential action or counterattacks by Iran.
So, you know, if you look on social media, you've got the obligatory,
oh, the troops are getting steak and lobster dinner.
That means it's coming on. It's going to happen.
It's all over a bit o'clock.
It's going to happen.
I reached out to Sir Brian of London.
Wait, wait.
So if they get steak and lobster, they go.
to war. Oh, you've never heard this?
No, I've never heard this. Oh,
this meme keeps popping up.
I'm sure we've talked about it.
I'm sure. Maybe.
Lobster. Let me see.
Yeah, here's a, this is from, I don't know when it's from,
this is a while back. So there's videos
going viral of the U.S. military
being served steak and lobster all over social
media. If you're familiar with the
military, you know about the steak
and lobster. Are we about
to be in the middle of a conflict?
I would like any military personnel.
I've never asked this question.
To immediately text me, signal me, email me, if this is true.
I believe it's bull crap.
But whenever there's an imminent attack or something's happening...
Well, first of all you're dealing with shellfish.
You can make people sick.
You don't want to even take a chance on that.
I think that is an excellent point.
One of my rules about flying.
don't eat the shrimp.
No, no, and certainly no sushi.
No.
Oh, God. What airplane serves sushi?
That's for sure. Do not eat sushi on an airplane or a gas station.
Or at the airport like SFO.
SFO has a sushi joint.
There are lots of sushi joints at airports.
Actually, there's a sushi joint at Heathrow that is a killer.
There's a, there's an oyster and caviar bar at JFK.
that's what you want.
I mean, that'll make you sick too,
but at least you got a caviar.
PBS NewsHour
had some relatively good
or detailed,
just they had information on the negotiations.
Let me put it that way.
The U.S. and Iranian officials met yesterday
to continue negotiations
over that country's nuclear program.
What have we learned about how that negotiation went?
An Iranian official and a regional official
both confirmed to me tonight that Iran has
made this offer. A pause in
domestic enrichment of uranium to produce nuclear fuel through the end of the first Trump
administration, entering into some kind of regional consortium for enrichment in the future,
and three, exporting or diluting the highly enriched uranium that's one step away from weapons
grade that the U.S. bombed last summer. In exchange, Iran would ask for sanctions relief and
open up to U.S. investment. officials tell me the U.S. has made a counteroffer and continues
to insist that Iran permanently give up any ability to invest.
rich uranium domestically. And today we heard from White House spokesperson Caroline Levitt hinting
at that ongoing impasse. There was a little bit of progress. What? I'm sorry? I was just going to
say that what kind of we encourage investment, but when Trump gets out, we're changing everything back.
How's that? Did they expect to get investment with that strategy? Well, I don't think this is
about nuclear at all. That's a cover. Yeah. Let's listen to the lady.
There was a little bit of progress made, but we're still very far apart on some issues.
I believe the Iranians are expected to come back to us with some more detail in the next couple of weeks.
And so the president will continue to watch how this plays out.
So the way I see it, we're positioned there in the Straits of Hormuz.
Iran has already done a live fire exercise.
So the whole point is, no Chinese ghost ships with your oil.
We're going to catch them.
We're right here.
where the only place you can get them out,
no more Chinese,
no more oil going to China.
Instead,
as I understand the deal,
let our companies come in
and do business with you.
And I think that they are interested in that.
I really do.
Well, there's more money in it for them
because the Chinese buy,
always best price.
They're always going for the lowball.
These poor guys said that Venezuelans
were getting screwed in the Chinese deal.
So whenever I see all these numbers of
60% enrichment, 40% enrichment.
That's your negotiating tactic.
That's what it is.
The deal is still lopsided.
Here's PBS.
The U.S. has deployed what the president calls an armada to the region,
including the U.S.'s largest aircraft carry in a strike group,
dozens of additional fighter jets, former officials, analysts telling me the U.S.
is capable of delivering a strong blow against Iran, but will find it difficult to defend itself
and allies from a big Iranian response.
What do those former officials and analysts tell you about the?
the chance of a deal. Exactly what Secretary of St. Marco Rubio has said in the last couple of days.
It is very difficult because the U.S. demands are larger than what Iran is willing to concede.
Iran will simply not give up. That's right for domestic enrichment, says former State Department
official and current distinguished diplomatic fellow at the Middle East Institute, Alan Eyre.
What they see is any capitulation in the face of pressure will invite further aggression.
doing now is they're getting ready to take a hit. You know, satellite imagery is showing this.
Open press reporting is showing this. I'm sure intelligence is reporting this. While they're
continuing negotiations with the U.S., they fully expect these negotiations not to result in a deal,
and they are preparing themselves for a massive U.S. military attack. Here's what I think.
this is, I think that the U.S. State Department and Trump and the Iranians have already agreed,
it's much better for you to sell the oil to us, let us come in there, let our American companies in.
And this whole thing is a face-saving exercise towards the Chinese.
So they can say, hey, I'm sorry, Xi.
Like, you know, they were going to blow us up.
So we had to do this.
I'm really sorry.
There could also be a fake blowup.
You know, they could drop some bombs in the desert.
Well, yes.
And we're sticking with the two of us.
Yes.
Both subscribe to the idea, which is a Middle Eastern idea amongst Middle Eastern observers.
From Iranians, from actual living and breathing Iranians.
We've been in cahoots with the Iranians forever.
For the entire era of our show.
So when Margaret Brennan has the Iranian foreign minister on,
And again, it's about, all of a sudden, we're back to enrich.
There was, look, we blowed the stuff up.
I'm going to use their term, your turn.
The blow, we blow the stuff up.
And now it's like, well, you can't enrich any more, 60%, 50%, 40%, blah, blah.
This is a cover.
There was no, there, where are the reports of,
Iran can have a nuke in one week, one month?
That stopped.
That went away.
So it hasn't come back.
So this is a cover.
Yet. Okay. But when I heard the Iranian foreign minister this morning, and I have a couple of clips,
he's playing his side of the cover. We have seen very public statements from the president that he said,
no enrichment, and that's a red line. But when you say it's your right, okay, but you could get
enriched uranium and buy it from someplace else. You know this. You've done this. Is demanding the right to
enrich on Iranian soil really worth the risk right now. You're facing a potential destruction of your
country and the regime based on the kind of military buildup we're looking at. Well, I think as a
sovereign country, we have every right to decide for ourselves, by ourselves. We have developed
this technology by ourselves, by our scientists, and it's very dear to us because we have paid a lot,
have paid a huge expense for that. We have been on the sanctions for at least 20 years,
and we have lost our scientists, and we have had a war because of that. So that is now a matter
of dignity and pride for Iranians, and we are not going to give it up. There is no legal
reason to do that. While everything is peaceful, while everything is safeguarded by the agency,
why we had an agreement in the past, when we remained fully committed to that, and, you know,
It was the U.S. who just with no justification.
So we are a committed member of NPT.
We want to use our right.
We want to have our right and to exercise that.
So I'll make a controversial statement here.
As usual, the United States puts Israel into play to ratchet it up again.
You know, make it look all that it's all kind of real.
So we all get on edge because, you know, you know, Israel, you know, they dominate you.
No, they don't.
But you understand, this could be make it or break it for you here.
I mean, look, your air defenses were largely demolished by Israel this past summer.
They dominate your military.
They killed the leader of your most powerful proxy in Hezbollah.
The United States bombed your underground nuclear facility.
Loaded up.
The economy is in shambles right now.
So why do you think the regime could even survive unless you give this up?
Well, that is not the case when you talked about the air defense and the war we had with Israel.
You know, yes, we had a problem with our air defense, but Israelis had also problem with their air defense.
And our missiles were able to hit targets inside Israel.
So, you know, they started the war, but after 12 days, they asked for a ceasefire, unconditional ceasefire.
Why?
Because they couldn't defend themselves against our missiles.
So we have a very good capability of missiles, and now we are even in a better situation than previous war.
So as a matter of fact, we are in a powerful position to defend ourselves.
We know how to defend ourselves.
We did it in a 12-day war, and we are fully prepared to repeat that if necessary.
Respectfully, Israel has air superiority over Iran, but let's talk about what you are saying in terms of war.
Our missiles have also superiority over.
the space of Israel. They can hit their targets. They hit their targets in a very exact way,
and they can do it again. And from what I understand that during the 12-day war, 90% of the Iranian
missiles were intercepted, which is a fun way of saying 10% made it through. And one of those 10%
hit the interceptor missiles that we have given Israel money for it to buy from us.
and they actually probably don't have the interceptors if Iran went full bore, which I don't expect.
But let's ratchet up the anxiety a little bit more.
Okay.
Well, there are 40,000 American personnel in the Middle East right now.
In Iran's letter to the UN Security Council, you seem to threaten them because you said America will bear full responsibility.
You said you don't want war.
But if that's what happens, all bases, facilities and assets,
the hostile force in the region will be legitimate targets.
Are you saying Iran will hit U.S. bases in the Gulf, or will you also bomb the Gulf countries that are your neighbors?
Well, I'm not going to say what we are going to do exactly.
No.
Obviously, we defend ourselves.
If the U.S. attacks us, then we have every right to defend ourselves.
If the U.S. attacks us, that is the act of aggression.
What we do in response is the act of self-defense.
and it is
justifiable and legitimate.
So our missiles
cannot hit the American soil.
So obviously we have
to do something else. We have to hit
the American's base
in the region. That is
a fact. I am a
diplomat. I'm not supposed to talk about
our military plans. But
what can I say is
that why we should go for
war when there is every possibility
for a peaceful solution.
So here's how I see the deal structured.
Let's make a lot of noise.
You're right.
Maybe we lob a couple of bombs in the desert.
They come to the table.
Oh, okay.
All right.
You can, because Trump wants to do business there.
He wants the total oil dominance with a fair deal, quote unquote.
So our American companies go in.
We start pumping some of that stuff because we know we're out of it here in America.
Just no one wants to admit it except for the oil barren.
And then, you know what, because China will have to go away, you know what China's going to get?
A soft, no military takeover of Taiwan.
We have nothing in the region.
Everything's been moved out.
It won't be like we're taking.
They'll just move in like, hey, we're here.
It's okay.
Everyone's fine.
Taiwan is governmentally in a mess right now.
I think it's a three-part deal.
I think Xi may be in on it too.
How about that?
Well, that's pretty radical.
I don't know if the Taiwan thing's going to go over.
But then again, maybe that's why AOC couldn't answer the question at the Munich Security Conference because she was briefed.
I actually have a clip of her.
On the exact plot that you're talking about.
And so she was tongue-tied.
That's why she was stumbling?
I have a 27-second clip-off.
By the way, that's a stretch.
That thesis I just said is a stretch.
but that part's you took it way too far
I'm over the I'm out of control
you're over your skis I like where we ended
there is one thing though
so I contact Sir Brian of London
because we're about to go with a church group
go visit Israel next week
and Sir Brian of London says
I say what's the vibe
he's in television he said the vibe is
it's not
when we will be hit by missiles, not if, but when. I'm like, okay. He says, but you know, we're all out
here partying on the beach. We're not worried about it. It's life in Israel. And so I'm thinking,
you know, we're about to go, we're the youngest people probably in this group. There's people
in their 70s, upper 70s. And I call Pastor Jimmy. I said, bro, listen, you know, we don't
want like we're in a hotel and an air raid siren goes off a night.
That'd be great.
No, for me, yeah, you know, that'd be fine.
I went to Iraq in 2003.
I'm not that worried about it.
And if something happens, I know where I'm going.
But like, people get worried about this stuff.
They get all keyed up.
They won't be able to enjoy it.
So we've delayed until October, which I think is a good decision.
Although.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I was looking forward to.
broadcasting live from the war zone yeah seriously me too me too well well well you know you got
to understand it's older people we have a couple guys on the security team that have the head on the
swivel the whole time you know like who's that guy what's he got well i don't need this adjira in my
life i just want to go see where jesus walked i don't want to be worried about my fellow travelers
so yeah you're stuck with me just taking a trip by yourself as you've been you and you're
you get Brian of London there, and the place is great
if you have somebody show you around.
Oh, I'm still looking forward to going.
And Mossad said the money bags will be good.
They said it'll give it to me later.
So Jew money is still good.
Yeah.
Where is that Jew money?
I haven't seen it on the spreadsheet.
But I think that's in play.
I think that I really, that feels like what's going on
because this whole nuclear thing came out of nowhere.
Nowhere.
after we blew everything up and then, well, they're still enriching.
And as Margaret said, you can buy it.
So this has to be a face-saving maneuver.
And we'll know it was really that if if Xi kind of walks into Taiwan and says,
hey, we're here to straighten stuff out.
Well, I think that they're going to have to,
he's not going to walk into Taiwan while Trump's in office.
It's going to have to be staged for after 2028.
not on my watch.
I'm absolutely sure that's part of the deal.
Okay. Possibly.
Because, you know, Trump doesn't like that
because he made this big fuss about it.
It wouldn't have started the war in Ukraine
if I wasn't present,
and it wouldn't have done this if I was president.
And then talking about,
I do have just a side clip here
about Epstein.
So I've been watching,
and I have some clips,
I'm not going to play him today.
I'll play him on the next show.
They're pretty interesting.
But this way,
so I'm watching.
since I had a day off, I'm screwing around watching a lot of Rumble live stuff.
And Keith Oberman, apparently.
So I'm watching the Rumble stuff.
Yeah.
And there's this woman who I guess was, was, been around for a long time.
I've heard of her, but I haven't heard her.
Name Wendy Bell, a talker, right-wing talker that's been,
she's now got a show in Philadelphia.
And they play the show.
and I don't have the one,
I have one clip I could have gotten another clip where she,
because what she's doing,
she plays the radio show,
her radio show live on Rumble,
and then when they break for commercials,
she's doing like a second show
to the Rumble audience.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's not uncommon.
I've seen that.
No, it's not uncommon at all.
And I don't know who,
I think Rush Limbaal Pioneer or maybe.
Joe Pags does it,
Paglia, Joe Paglia.
A lot of people do it.
It's a good idea, but she does asides that are way off from the show's radical enough,
but when she does the asides, they're interesting.
And one of them that she did, which I'm not playing.
I'm playing the second one, the Epstein one.
She goes off on Newsmax because she used to be a talker there.
And so she was at Newsmax, and she goes off on them saying,
Newsmax wouldn't let me talk about the stolen election in 2020.
If I even brought it up, I'd get fired.
They wouldn't let me talk about COVID at all.
I couldn't even discuss any of it.
I just thought that was pretty telling about newsmax, you know,
it was supposed to be such a right-wing operation.
But here she is doing it aside.
They're at a commercial break,
and she's talking with the engineer slash producer like they like to do.
And they're talking about Bongino and Cash Patel going on Fox,
and here's how this thing goes.
Right. And so when he and Dan Vonjino came out and that Fox News interview, wasn't it Fox?
And they looked at the camera and you're like, that's bullshit. And you're like, that's total. They both look like they had seen a ghost.
Particularly Bonjino. Both of their eyes don't lie. You can tell because they were like, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. And we're like, it looked like a hostage video. Right? I was like, that's kind of messed up.
Anybody else not believe that?
A lot of new eyes.
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Hey, and hit the Rumble button.
We appreciate that.
Glad to be with you guys.
Thank you.
Hit the Rumble button.
But right?
So what if it?
We've already chewed here on the very,
I think shared reality we all have.
The dude's not dead.
Jeffrey Ebbstein's not dead.
Please.
It's like the worst suicide ever.
It's the worst freaking suicide ever.
You mean like a suicide?
side like shooting yourself at the back of the head?
That's right.
And stabbing yourself like 800 times.
Right back here. You just stop and shooting.
You're dead with a knife and her.
Yeah.
So I'm at the dinner table with all the kids.
And there's not one person at the table doesn't think the same thing.
Oh.
So Tina.
The millennials all think he's alive.
And of course, I think I kind of think so too because of the passports that he had.
They found one passport from a phony passport, but he could have had 20 for all we know.
Sure.
Well, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself, you know, of course.
But also, you know, in that interview I thought about this, they, they, they, they, they, he said, no, no, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
That, the question was never asked, are you, is he dead?
Oh, there's lots of discrepancies with tattoos on his arm and the way his face looked and the fact that had a picture of him on, all on the gurney.
But what Tina, who, who really is withdrawn from news.
feats, although she has had
some dynamite cottage cheese
recipes.
She says,
she is convinced
that Patel
and Bongino were told
this is what you say or we're going to
kill your family. She's
convinced of it.
Particularly
like she said, like Wendy said
they looked like a hostage video.
It did.
Yeah. Yeah.
It did.
Anyway.
A lot of noise about Stephen Colbert not being allowed to air an interview with this Tala Rico guy, Texas Democrat.
And the way it's played so far has been, you know, this is FCC and this is censorship from the top and brer.
And this is global news from Canada who had, I think, a little better report of what exactly went down.
Guess who's running a foul of his network and the Trump administration again?
It's me.
Stephen Colbert.
Hang in there, buddy.
A day before, Colbert suggested he was barred by his CBS bosses from airing an interview
with Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Tolariko,
after Brendan Carr, chair of the Federal Communications Commission,
a Trump appointee, questioned the exemption,
whereby talk shows are not required to offer equal time to political rivals.
Colbert's take...
Donald Trump's administration wants to silence anyone who says anything bad about Trump on TV,
because all Trump does is watch TV.
So Colbert ran the interview on YouTube, where Tala Rico also took aim at the White House.
Now they're trying to control what we watch, what we say, what we read,
and this is the most dangerous kind of cancel culture, the kind that comes from the top.
The next day, CBS issued a statement that Colbert read,
saying that he was not prohibited from showing the interview, which could trigger the FCC equal time rule.
The show was presented options to provide equal time for others.
I am well aware that we can book other guests.
The FCC chair recently explained the need to update the rules for broadcasters.
Congress was clear that the FCC has a role with respect to bona fide news.
They were worried that TV programmers would broadly take advantage of trying to claim they were bona fide news when they weren't.
But one FCC commissioner calls it,
corporate capitulation. Anna Gomez stated, the FCC has no lawful authority to pressure broadcasters
for political purposes or create a climate that chills free expressions.
Some must go! Colbert stays! That's been the worry for fans who protested last summer after CBS
and parent company Paramount canceled Colbert as of this spring. As for the Telarico interview,
millions have clicked on YouTube to see it.
Stephen Colbert making headlines.
Stephen Colbert.
Stephen Colbert.
Stephen Colbert.
Stephen Colbert.
Someone of that population should get their own talk show.
Colbert's point, he's losing his talk show in three months.
Yeah.
It sounds like the whole thing was schemed.
Yeah.
You got more views on YouTube and they're still getting views.
Of course.
And that guy is nuts, that Tala Rico guy.
Yeah, he's a running for Senate in the primary against Jasmine Crockett.
Yes, against Crockett.
Yeah.
which he may win.
Well, he might, but doesn't mean he's going to win the general.
Oh, no, not the seat.
No, he'll in the primary.
Yeah, primary.
Yeah, he might win.
I wouldn't vote for her.
I have Osterholm about the
MRI shot.
I don't know if you're interested in that.
Or I have,
yeah, I don't know if I have anything.
Yeah, I got to,
Yeah, this. Another one of your predictions comes true yet again as this continues to happen.
On a roll. Yeah. In heartbreaking testimony, students who were shot in their classroom at Appalachie High School in September 2024 recounted the horrifying moments Colin Gray's son, Colt, allegedly opened fire. Prosecutors charged Gray with nearly 30 counts, including second degree murder and involuntary manslaughter. During opening statements Monday, the prosecutors alleged,
Gray bought the AR-15-style rifle and ammunition that his son used to kill four people and injure nine others.
You can guess what's happening.
The father's going to go to jail.
Yeah.
Well, this should have started years ago.
So I think we can conclude that the next very sad trans person that does something, shouldn't the parents also go to jail?
Absolutely.
I don't know if it's, I got a boots on the ground, which was just so sad.
Let me read this.
Unemployed ER nurse here again.
Working in a college town in the largest ER in half the state, I see a lot of trans people.
I believe the 41% number to be low.
A brief look at a look at it says it is self-reported and only adults.
I think this is a suicide rate from the last show.
I think it could count on two hands.
the ones that I've worked with who haven't had an attempt. But usually they try over and over.
It is truly heartbreaking to see how these mentally ill people have been lied to.
I used to laugh at them until I met them. They are unwell and pitiful. It is to the point where
if someone is trans and at the ER for a medical issue, the management will immediately put them in
the psych area because much like an intoxicated person, it is very rare for them to go through a
whole visit without it turning into a suicidal ideation visit. I've seen me. I've seen
many who are post-op and have continual infections and their anatomy is changed and so imaging
is rarely diagnostic in that it's an infection or just a resectioned colon.
There are very few places for them to turn to help.
The system is fine, making them trans, but not prepared to offer health care for the newly
altered bodies.
I believe suicide is a much higher number and all of the teens that transition are going
to get strung out in drugs and alcohol once they hit late 20s and early 30s.
I would expect another large increase in suicides.
What a travesty.
Yeah.
And the liberals are still sticking to it, sticking to their guns.
I know.
I know.
Well, I do have one last clip before the break of the Gen Z.
There's a new comment.
There's a new, maybe a phrase or something in this clip that's something that we should be aware of.
The phrase that pays?
Maybe.
You know, I may have a goofy-ass haircut, but I think my lucky start is every single day
that I'm not a fat, bald and conservative
with those tacky sunglasses
in my piece of shit pickup truck.
I misunderstood what happened here.
I misunderstood it too.
What's the point of the clip then?
I'm trying to figure out why I've clip that.
Some things you said at the beginning.
Let me hear it again.
Hold on.
You know, I may have a goofy-ass haircut,
but I think my lucky cigar is every single day
that I'm not a fat, balding, conservative
with those tacky sunglasses in my piece of shit pickup truck.
Possibly.
Oh, yeah, okay.
I'd like to thank my lucky.
It was something, it wasn't lucky, my lucky stars,
but my lucky, was she dreamed, there's a, afraid, they couldn't say,
you can't even hear what, it's hard to catch.
Worst, worst clip ever.
Worst clip of the day, we need a jingle.
I'm going to show my soul by donating to no agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh, yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, oh, no agenda.
in the morning.
We actually have that.
That clip sucked.
Yeah, okay.
We should play.
I'll get more of those so we can play that more often.
But there's something, I'll go back and deconstruct that clip and tell you what the punchline was.
I was, unfortunately, I did too many clips today and I lost track of what.
That was just so bad.
I lost track of what these clips are, but we haven't lost track of the people that donate
over $50. And that's what we're going to do right now. Thank them each and every one of them.
Yes. And let me rack up the spreadsheet. There she is. Dame Rita, Sparks Nevada, 168. And she says,
ITM, gents, John, your interviewing skills with Scott Adams brought enlightening results.
Adam, to see you and hear you on Epic TV crossroads, how propaganda was modernized was spot on.
Thank you both. Oh, yes. I was on Epic TV.
You're on epic
What is epic TV?
That's a, that's a, I guess, an online version of NPD.
You know, epic, epic times.
Oh, epoch.
I say epic.
Is it EPO?
Yeah.
Oh, good.
That's a good catch.
Yeah, the guy interviewed me at NRB.
Had a really nice kid, though, Josh, whatever his name was.
And I was talking about value for value.
and he was like, good.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, good.
Well, I'm glad you saw that, Dan Reader.
Thank you.
Monsour Rod in Alpharetta, Georgia, 13333, 33.
Nathan Cochran, Franklin, Tennessee from Mercy Me.
Go see that new movie of theirs.
I can only imagine two.
$123.
$0.45.
Bile Cameron or Bill, perhaps, Charlotte, North Carolina, 105.35.
Keep up the great word exchange.
I think it's bio.
Oh, Bill.
No, it is Bill.
No, it is Bill.
He says it right there, said like Bill.
but spelled like bile.
Quinterox, Inc.
Brandtons in Florida,
whatever they do,
thank you for your $105 donation.
David Hean, San Francisco 101.
We've got Diane Carlos from Sacramento, California, 100.
Laura Wilson, Sammamish, Washington, 100.
Robert Ryan, Norton, Ohio, 100.
Ian Fields, parts unknown, 100.
Melissa A. Trainer from Rocky Hill, Connecticut, $100.
And she says, we do phenomenal work.
And there's, as expected and always appreciated, two boob donations from Kevin McLaughlin.
He is the Archduke of Luna, lover of America and boobs.
He says, God bless America.
And he says, PSA, big or small, we hug them all.
Breast Cancer Awareness.
Ed Guring, Floris and Missouri, 808, also a boob donation.
Stephan or, yes, Stefan Trockles, 78.
Mark Rudolph, Calcassa, Michigan, 75.
Nicholas Larry, Columbus, Ohio, 7272.
Dame Denise Robertson, oh, she has a note with 7265, since she sent in a note.
We'll read that.
Dear Crackpot and Buzzkill, hope this letter finds you well.
I would like to add myself, 61 on 21, 2018, and my smoking hot husband, Fred, 54 on 24, a little late, but we'll get it.
To the birthday list, I believe with this donation, I move up the peerage ladder to Baronettes.
I would like my new title to be Baronettes.
as Denise, Queen of the Cobalt programmers.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Dame Denise, yes, you are the queen of the cobalt programmers.
And title coming up.
Dame Becky, Arlington, Washington, 6996.
Christopher Gray, Roscom, Michigan, 6996.
We have 6833 from Dame Rita again.
She does a double since we had two shows.
You're the best. Thank you.
Sir Darius Unity, Charlotte, North Carolina.
He is a knight, and he says, we break for nights.
Yes, we do.
Humbly requesting a direly needed shout out for warntees.com so I can quit podcast pirating.
W-A-R-N-T-E-E-S.com.
Guys got some great books, photo books.
He's a war hero.
Go check him out, war-n-tis.com.
Michael Formanick.
Formanick, Formanick, Maple Grove, Minnesota, 65, a dollar,
for every inch of my 65 LG OLED TV. Best tip ever, he says.
How about that?
Yeah, it's a good tip.
Matt Martin, coming in with the Bitcoin from Squim, Washington, 62, 63.
No numerical meaning. It was all the Bitcoin. He emptied his wallet. Thank you so much.
Sir Kevin O'Brien, Chicago, Illinois, Small Boobo 6-O-O-6.
Lesterkowski, Kingman, Arizona, also small boops.
Sir Burns of the Good Future, Koston, British Columbia.
birthday shout-up for myself, Sir Burns of the Good Future.
Considering the recent Kawichan ruling in BC,
it's opening up an interesting timeline in which Donald Trump buys Canada from the natives.
Okay.
We shall see.
Nancy Murphy, San Bruno, California, 5721, Hugo Salgado in Michigan, Illinois, 56, 78, 8.
What did I say?
You said Michigan.
Oh, I said Chicago, Illinois.
That's what I meant to say.
Andrew Garland, Muncie, Indiana, 5623.
Then we have double nickels on the dime from James Edmondson and South Plainfield, New Jersey, Dean Roker and Dean Wicker, David Wicker, Sir by His Grace, 551, double nickels on the dime, Clark Farm Meat and, what is this, and goods?
Clark Farm Meat and Goods.
Boom, he says, 50 bucks, thank you.
Ellensburg, Washington.
Lydia Terry Dominelli, Rochester, New Hampshire, 55, William Wilde from Baltimore, Maryland.
Also 55.
We've got 53, 53, from Cheryl Dorffle.
Hey, hello, Cheryl Dorffle of the Dorffels family, Big Pine Keek, Florida, thank you.
Michael Regoose, Tustin, California, 533, Kent O'Rourke, Frostburg, Maryland, 5272, Hacon Anderson, Portland,
Oregon, 5272, Bob Newell, Penfield, Pennsylvania, 5250.
Scott and Amy Kowalski in Lynchburg, Virginia, adding to the birthday list, he will be 56 years on.
Please wish my beautiful bride of 30 years, Amy a belated happy Valentine's Day.
Sir Donald Winkler in Berlin, Deutschland.
It's my birthday today.
February 22nd, turning 51.
Be great to get a birthday shout out.
Yes, you are on the list.
Manuel Obando, Miami Lakes, Florida, 5055, Forest Martin,
5005 and the same for Andrew Ben's Imperial Missouri 5005. And here come, let me see. Do we have,
well, there's an extra here. We got a 50s from Pamela Bradley in Tacumsa, Oklahoma.
Tacumsa. Ticumsa. Chris Cohen, Austin, Texas, Scott Lavender, Montgomery, Texas, Simon James, London in the
UK's. And then $50 and $3 somehow move down here. Sir Mix from the great whitest, from the
the Greatish White North, and that's a Bitcoin donation. Michael Secora, Lake Elmo 50, that's in
Minnesota. Ryan Acido in Argyll, Texas, 50. Thank you for the love-the-content gift from the strike user,
who sent us the Bitcoin 50. Terrence Boyer, Tuskola, Illinois, Andrew Gusek in Greensboro, North
Carolina. Alan McNabb, $50, parts unknown, but needs a deduced.
You've been deduced. Jill Pressnell in Wichita.
Kansas, 50, and we wind up and wind it out and all, and wind it up and finish it off with
Viscountess Knight from Edmonds, Washington, $50.50. Thank you very much to all of these producers
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And of course, we always love it if you can afford.
And come in with an executive or associate executive
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And here's our list.
A nice one. Dame Denise Robertson, wishes Fred a happy birthday,
turned 54 on February 4th.
Noah Bottenmacher, 40 on the 18th.
Dame Denise Robertson again, but this time it's for her.
She turns 61 on February 18th.
Ross Reynolds wishes Mrs. Natalie
Reynolds a happy 37th. She celebrated yesterday. Scott Kowalski turns 56 today. Sir Donald Winkler
turns 51 today. Andrew Ribby, which is Vadi Baccombe and John MacArthur. Very happy birthday.
Emiliano Attencio turns 48. And winding up our list, we say happy birthday. You serve Burns of the
Good Future. Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
The slaves that changes.
Don't want to be in too special.
And you heard her earlier, Dame Denise Robertson with tons of birthday wishes.
And she now becomes a baronetist, thanks to her additional support of the Noah Jenna Show of 1000 in aggregate.
And she becomes baronetist, Denise, queen of the cobalt programmers.
And yes, I said cobalt because that's a long-running joke.
You do not need to email us that we're stupid.
No knights, no dames.
That's too bad.
Could have used a couple of those.
But we do have quite a few of meetup reports.
No agenda meetup.
The first one we have, and these, of course, are the meetups you can find at no agenda meetups.com.
Completely produced or organized.
No charge to organize, no charge to enter.
But you could buy everybody a drink.
It's so much fun.
Leo Bravo has been doing this for 72 times in a row.
Hey, everybody.
This is Leo Bravo.
I meetup number 72.
I'm here with my friends.
They have things to say.
This is Angie from the ranch.
We had a good time over here at Stillcraft and Long Beach.
Shout out to my bartender, Skartlett.
Hey, John Adams, Sir Leah Kim Fulpoff.
Here I am, and why not?
Dame Laura of the Golden Mean,
came down from Washington State just to attend the greatest meetup in the universe.
Yay!
And wouldn't have met her if it wasn't for here, so that's cool.
In the morning.
And we have Santa Cruz.
They had the Clam Chowder meetup.
I think Sir Julian was at this one.
Sir Julian, Baron of the Santa Cruz Mountains here, reporting from Santa Cruz Beach Porbach,
where we are having the Santa Cruz clam chatter cookoff.
No agenda meet up.
Jamming with our clams out.
I'll pass it on to the Duke of San Francisco.
Claims out indeed.
This is a dude named Ben named Ben and clamming it out and having a great time with some dudes and some new friends here in Santa Cruz.
Hi, this is 16.
John, Kansas is bright.
Hi, Joe from Northern Idaho.
Glad to be here.
This is Sir Rickalcitrant crazy Steve the second.
Adam, you need to get out here.
A dude in a dress made my breakfast burrito.
Sir Richemester here, connection is protection.
In the morning.
That's right.
Connection is always protection at the No Agenda Meetup.
Same thing goes for the TMI winter meetup.
Here's their report.
This is Chris from the TMI Evaxone meetup.
Great card game.
It was the smoking hot wife card that won the game.
This is Jeff in the morning.
This is John's circumference, and I am fisting my nuts, just like John taught me.
Hi, this is Nannichesh in the morning.
This is Rylan.
I'm their server, and I'm just hanging out.
I love it when you get your servers in there.
No agenda meetups.com.
There's a big one coming up this week.
We didn't hear from Eli the coffee guy onto the previous two shows.
He probably took a little breather.
He's been supporting us every single episode.
but he and Darren O'Neill have a meetup coming this week.
It's the ultimate no agenda meetup with Darino and Eli the Coffee Guy,
Hailstorm Brewing, Tinley Park, Illinois, Saturday, March 7th at 1 p.m.
Be there.
Oh, March 7th. I thought it was this week.
March 7th, okay, there's your promo, boys.
Also on the way, Dallas, Fort Worth on the 28th, Columbus, Ohio, San Francisco, and Prairieville, Louisiana,
all on the 28th.
In March, we have Raleigh, North Carolina, Tinley Park, Illinois, Los Altos, California,
Eagle, Idaho, Gladewater, Texas, Rockaway, New Jersey, and Franklin, Tennessee.
Ooh, Franklin, Tennessee, many more can be found, including the Osaka, Japan meetup on April 4th,
but going to no agenda meetups.com. It's very simple. You just choose a place, choose the time,
put it on the calendar. We announce it here. We love it when you do meetup reports.
Include your server and tip them well. Connection is protection. These are the people who will be your
responders, your first responders in an emergency. You got to be stable.
to be able to do that, go to
No agenda meetups.com.
If you can't find one near you,
start one yourself,
it's always guaranteed a party.
Sometimes you want to go
hang out with all the nights and days.
Fame feels the same.
It's like a party.
We got John's tip of the day coming up,
as well as some really,
really cool end-of-show mixes.
We have, you know,
who's back is,
Secret Agent Paul did
You know, when you mentioned two shows ago
that AOC and Miss South Carolina
sounded like each other, had you seen someone do that
or was that of your own accord?
I thought about it.
So he didn't see it anywhere?
No.
Because there were like five different podcasts.
Oh, yeah, well, it's obvious.
That's why.
I, you know.
Because they sound alike.
but it came right on the heels of our show
and I'm like,
you guys,
borrow that.
Well, Secret Agent Paul
did the best AOC
Miss South Carolina mashup.
Yeah, that is a good one.
I heard it earlier.
It's done properly.
It was a mixed match.
Absolutely.
Do you have no ISOs?
Nope.
I had all the ISOs last time.
You didn't have any,
and so I'm giving you the free reign.
Okay.
You choose from one of the follow
too. This is all I got.
Wow, that was a wild experience.
I like that one. And there's
this one. Oh my God, your audio
is incredible.
Oh, that's just too much for you.
No. That's just you.
All right, we'll do the first one then.
Hey, everybody, it's time now for John's
tip of the day.
Green advice for you
and me. Just the tip
with JCD.
This comes in from a
and I thought it was worth putting up
because these things are normally cost money
to have something so complete.
This is a
file type converter
with, although I will say there's one file type
missing
from the, this is every file type
imaginable. Take a look at it.
The website is a GitHub project,
so it's going to have a screwy website.
The website is P2R
3, and that's
P number 2, R number
3, lowercase,
dot GitHub.
.io
slash convert.
Wow, that's more than screwy.
Let me see.
I know it's terrible.
All right.
Okay, convert.
So this does the conversion for you?
Yeah.
Wow.
That's a lot here.
There's a lot there.
There's hundreds of file types.
You can convert.
I've never even heard of.
Well, a lot of of I never heard of either.
But I will say that anyone who has access to whoever coded this to tell them to put in KDC.
It's missing.
What's KDC?
KDC is an early, a JPEG format that KDQ used, and KDC stands for Kodak digital camera.
Do you still have a floppy somewhere with these KDC picks on?
I have plenty of KDC files.
because I was on the stick early in this game.
I was digital before anybody knew what was happening.
That's right.
Interesting.
And of course, when you drag your file to convert it,
he has a copy and he can blackmail you later.
Yeah, well, that's possible.
I love the fact that there's an advanced mode.
And it's the same, by the way.
It just turns orange.
It just changes color.
Beautiful. There is, everybody. Find all of John's tips at noagenda fun.com or tip of the day.net.
Create advice for you and me. Just the tip with JCD.
And sometimes Adam. Created by Dana Burnetti.
That's right, everybody. Thank you very much, Dana Brunetti for creating that. We're so lucky.
Behind the Schemes is coming up next on the No Agenda stream.
If you are going to stick around, listening live.
and end of show mixes.
We have D's Laf's.
We've got MVP and Secret Agent Paul.
We've got some tributes to the trolls,
tributes to the Epstein files,
and tributes to AOC of Miss South Carolina.
What else do you need?
Nothing, I say, nothing at all.
So we'll be back on Thursday
to deconstruct the media for you.
Who knows? Maybe we'll have had some kind of Iranian strike.
maybe not
whatever happens
we'll be here
to deconstruct it just for you
and I am coming to you
from the heart of the Texas Hill country
right here in Fredericksburg
Texas which is just so
lovely this time of year
in the morning everybody I'm Adam Curry
from northern Silicon Valley
where we're going to get more rain again on
Tuesday I'm John C. DeVorek
Yeah it's 50 degrees here today
it's kind of chilly
so we'll see you on Thursday
Remember to support the show at no agenda donations.com.
We can use all the support that you want to return from the value you receive today.
Till then, adios, mophos, a hooey-hooey, and such.
I see the blue light from the trollroom today
where you're sharpening ready to start up before a you're dissecting the love.
You're counting the flaws with your digital pitchforks and your keyboard claws.
You say it's unnatural.
You say it's a cheat.
While you're rotting away in your ergonomic seat.
Oh, yeah.
Hate my ice lock.
Trolls in the dark trying to blow out a flame with a cynical spark.
You're a jury of losers in a room with no view.
Judging a world that's moved on without you.
My vocals are piercing.
My presumes will win, but I'm realer than any skin you're living in.
Stay in your basement.
Stay in your glue
I'm the ghost in your speakers in the troll
basement
Stay in your glue
I'm the ghost in your speakers in the troll
Would and should
the U.S. actually commit U.S. troops
to defend Taiwan
You know
I think that
I personally believe
That U.S. Americans are unable to do so
This is such a, you know, I think that this is a, I believe that our education, like such as South Africa and Taiwan.
This is, of course, a very longstanding policy of the United States and the Iraq everywhere like such us.
And I think what we are hoping for is that we want to make sure that we never get to.
that point. And I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S.
or should help Taiwan. And we want to make sure that we are moving in all of our economic
research and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries and our global positions to
avoid any such confrontation and for that question to even arise.
Thank you very much, South Carolina.
Maxwell, MI6, Massad, French Foreign Legion, and the FFL.
He couldn't tell.
He was an asset to many in France, Britain, Hungary, and Israel.
Ludwig Hyman Bin Yaman Hawk, he fled the check at 16, fearing his safety thinking that he would be caught.
Promise his software was back and sold by the Intel.
With the backdoor to you know who, Israel, started off with the program and press to cover more tracks
and recruit more Nazi scientists
acquiring more businesses
a lot of them failed
adding to the stress mentor to Jeffrey Fstein
as well
mentor to Jeffrey as well
businesses
were built up stretching the empire thin
investments were drying up
including the public golf rings
I can't have the tales
get strange and grand
we've got the news
You won't believe from all across the land.
The algorithms glitch and bend a digital surprise.
Another headline makes no sense right before your eyes.
It's all part of the narrative.
Just tune in with John and Adam on the case.
There's nowhere left to hide.
The second half, the tales are strange and grand.
That was a wild
believe from all across the land
Bitched wild surprise
That was a wild experience
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