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I wasn't pushing back enough on Adam. Adam Curry, John C. DeVorex. It's Easter Sunday, April 5th, 2026. This is your award-winning. Get my nation, episode 1857. This is no agenda. Working on the Holy Days and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country

here in FEMA region number six. In the morning, everybody. I'm Adam Curry. And from Refinery Row. In the north, San Francisco Bay. I'm John C. DeVorek. It's crackpot and buzzkill. In the morning.

We're a pair today, aren't we? Happy Easter. Happy resurrection day, as we say. Happy Easter. Yes, and happy birthday. Thank you. Happy, happy birthday. Wow, you are sounding chipper today, man.

That won't last. No, I know. I walked into church. I heard the last show. About one hour in, I came. I'm saying like Alex Jones. I can barely talk. It got pretty bad there.

But again, it's fantastic that you're first alive, this is good news, two, you're back on the show within just weeks of having open heart surgery. And as people pointed out to me this morning at church, JCD sounds softer. You sound softer. Like your heart has softened. And I said, give him a week or two. Give him a week or two. don't worry. So I'm sure about what?

Yes, people said that I wasn't pushing back enough on Adam. You're turning soft, Dvorak. You're not pushing back enough on it. Push it back on what? Wait, you're actually getting these emails already? Yeah. Oh, man. That's not so nice.

What did I say that you need to push back on? What did I do wrong now? That's what I was wondering. I mean, there must have been something. Oh, they just randomly say, you push back enough, but yet they have no examples. Okay. Okay.

No, I think that staring death in the face will do that to you. You get a, do, don't you have a different outlook on life? I guess not. No, not really. Is that a no? Trying to get more sleep. How's that going? That must be the hardest part.

No. No, it's terrible. Yeah. Yes. So you just not sleeping much at all? Well, no, and it throws you off. Well, not sleeping. It'll throw you off, of course.

So I had this, so I get this dry mouth for a number of various reasons. Yes. And it kind of makes me talk about at some point. And so today I'm testing out a whole slew of cures that I'm going to use throughout the show, sprays, mouth sprays, goo. Goo. Tell us about the goo. And some other things to see how that goes.

So, okay, so you just get dry mouth, like, then it's annoying. Oh, yeah, and you start biting your cheek when you're talking. Ooh. Ooh. How is that related to open heart surgery? It has to do with the drugs and all the other things. It's hard to say.

Also, I'm on this minimalist. because of the nature of the fluid retention that you get out of fluid around my lungs, I can't have more than 1.5 liters of liquids of any sort per day. Oh, my goodness. And so that keeps you kind of like semi-dehydrated. You're parched. Parched. Parched, I tell you.

Wow. Well, again, loving that you're here, ma'am. Loving that you're here. I'm not complaining. No, no, nobody's... Well, actually, I am complaining if you listen to that last rant. Quite a bit. Okay. It's all right because John, good news, good news, breaking news, we got him.

Good morning and happy Easter. The U.S. crew member who was missing in southwestern Iran after his F-15 fighter jet was shot down has been rescued. The successful extraction was announced by President Trump overnight on true social. The president simply said, we got him before providing new details that dozens of U.S. military aircraft were used to retrieve him as U.S. leadership tracked his location. It was a daring operation that included hundreds of U.S. forces racing against the clock to rescue the crew member. Fox News has learned that after the fighter jet was shot down on Friday, the weapons systems officer hiked to an elevated mountain ridge where he hid and waited for retrieval. The pilot of the jet was rescued by U.S. special forces on Friday, but President Trump said they waited to confirm as to not jeopardize this second operation. The president added, quote, this is the first time in military memory that two U.S. pilots have been rescued separately deep in enemy. territory. The IDF said they avoided striking this area as American planes and helicopters flew at a low

altitude, hoping to find any sign of the service member. Anything to set a record with this president. First time, first time, first time, any airman's ever been rescued behind enemy lines. I'm surprised he didn't slam dead John McCain. Not like that McCain. You could have, you could have expected that from him. This was, I'm sorry. He hasn't used the John McCain joke for a lot of. McCain's dead, so it's not that funny. This was an interesting rescue. They had paratroopers, CIA, all kinds of stuff going on. According to U.S. officials, the rescued airmen and all rescue crews are safely out of Iran.

A senior administration official tells NBC news the CIA launched a deception campaign spreading word inside Iran. It was probably on X and Facebook. Hey, hey, hey, guys, we're going to spread some fake news over here with the CIA. It tells NBC news the CIA launched a deception campaign spreading word inside Iran that U.S. forces already found him. And while the Iranians were confused and uncertain, the agency used, quote, unique, exquisite capabilities to search for and find the American airmen. Unique and exquisite capability. Exquisite. Not just any unique.

You exquisite. Tonight, the search is over for the second U.S. crew member of the F-15 E. Strike Eagle that was shot down by Iran on Friday. The pilot was rescued several hours after the plane went down, but the search for the second airmen continued, taking rescue crews and special operation forces more than a day to safely locate him. The two-seater fighter jet was shot down in a remote area of Iran. This is the first time a manned U.S. aircraft has been shot down behind enemy lines during this war. President Trump calling this one of the most daring search and rescue operations in U.S. history, posting his reaction to social media, saying in part, This brave warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his commander-in-chief, secretary of war, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow warfighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, a diligently planning for his rescue. At my direction, the U.S. military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the world to retrieve him.

I'd like to know how they did it. Yeah. You got some guy out in the middle of nowhere, 15 miles away from anything. With a beacon. With a beacon. Beaconing something. Well, they said they were tracking him,

so he must have had some form of beacon. I presume, and something that Iran couldn't pick up. I hope so. And where's the... Otherwise, how are you going to find the guy? It's impossible. Where's the discombobulator in this whole thing?

How come they haven't zapped anybody? We just went in there. We zapped him. They started puking and bleeding from their nose. I don't know. I'm missing that in this. story. You know what was interesting? I was watching this, of course, you know, like, oh man, we got one of our guys is down and is lost and there's all kinds of fake, fake photos everywhere,

particularly on telegram. But this next report was consistent. This is one little thing that everybody kept saying, which I found very peculiar. Let's get more on our breaking news now. The rescue of the U.S. airmen who's been missing in Iran after their plane, shot down. John Hendren joins us now on the line from Washington, D.C. John, what more can you tell us? Well, we're told by the U.S. government source that overnight in Iran, a missing crew member of the downed F-15 has been located and there was a rescue effort, but there was a fierce firefight. The latest information we have is that that crew member and we don't have an gender is still has not left Iranian territory.

And because of the ongoing hostilities, there could be still danger to that person, also to other people involved in that rescue effort. So this is an ongoing active rescue effort, but that airman is not safely out of Iranian territory. And I want to be clear when I say airmen in the U.S. military parlance, that doesn't necessarily mean a male. We don't know the gender of this person. The U.S. rescue team still needs to successfully exilitate, get out of the country, and to safety. And we have not confirmation that that has happened. So this kept on going. People, all these reports, we're not sure.

It could be a she, could be a he, unknown gender. Airmen is just something we say in the military. It doesn't mean it's a man, could be a woman. Where did this come from? This was Al Jazeera, but they were all doing it. CNN was doing it. it. Everybody was doing it. El Jazeera? Yeah. They're hung up on gender. They were all, it was the, it was the constant thing. I only pulled this one clip because I like this, I like how this guy sounds. He was sitting right there and at command. But how hard was it to look up how many female F-15 fighter pilots there are, I think three of 5,000. It wouldn't be that hard to figure out it wasn't a woman. I don't, it was strange.

It's like wokeness pop back in for some reason. It's very odd. Yeah. Well, that was my feeling about it too. So what is this? Everybody's happy. You got anything on this pilot? I had a couple of clips before, you know, before they caught the guy and I just, I X'd him out, heck with it.

Exed him out. The guy apparently was, I heard all the reports this morning. He's damaged. He's very injured. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, like badly. Oh. Oh. Like how badly, badly, badly? Well, badly enough that they would mention it.

Mm, okay. You probably got, you know, broken in something or other. Who knows? All right. I only have one Iran update, by the way. Okay. And it says Iran Update. Here we go. Tonight, missiles lighting up the skies over the Middle East. As Iran and the United States escalate attacks on key infrastructure, civilian sites also hit. Iran saying U.S. Israeli airstrikes ripped through a prominent university in Tehran, video showing flames still burning inside.

And extensive damage to Iran's 100-year-old medical research center, the Director General of the WHO, saying that since the start of the war, the WHO has verified more than 20 attacks on health care in Iran, resulting in at least nine deaths. Meanwhile, Iran's forces not letting up, striking a desalination plant and oil refinery in Cuba. Why do we have a Brit on ABC? This is always puzzling to me.

Yes, this is, you always note this. I'm sorry, I'll keep going. That's okay, I agree with it. It comes 24 hours after the U.S. struck this critical bridge linking the city of Karaj with Tehran, Iranian state media saying more than a dozen were killed. And tonight, new satellite images showing the destruction at bases hosting U.S. troops in the region. At least 365 U.S. service members have been wounded since the war with Iran began five weeks ago.

13 killed in action. And, Lindsay, more reports of heavy bombing in Iran's capital, Tehran tonight, and the regime firing back towards Israel. Yeah, you know, if you want to get any news, you have to go to the Indian, Pakistani, new services now. They're jumping in. Oh, most of their stuff is just, you can't understand these people. No fault of theirs. But, oh, I do, and then they'll use AI voices, which is, makes it completely discredited.

But the IRGC went on that, well, the Times of India had an update, an Iranian update from the IRGC, and here it is. As we have stated, we declare to the American Zionist enemies, that your information about our military capabilities, power, and equipment is incomplete. You know nothing of our vast and strategic capabilities. Do not hope that you have destroyed our strategic missile production sites, long-range offensive drones, modern air, defense and electronic warfare systems, or special equipment.

With such a belief, you will only deepen the quagmire in which you have trapped yourselves. The centers you mistakenly believe you have targeted are utterly insignificant. You know nothing. I love these guys. Like a Woody Allen bit. Bring Marshall McLuhan in from behind the palm tree. The guy is great. He's funny.

I like, you know nothing. We've got all kinds of cool stuff here. It's like everybody over in Iran is a Baghdad Bob. Very much so. Very much so. Now, I'm receiving all, speaking of Baghdad. receiving all these reports that Iraqis are protesting everywhere. I can't really find any video of it, which I think in this day and age is kind of strange.

Why would the actually Iraqis be protesting? The Iranians in Iraq might be. Well, no, it's Iraqis who are protesting and they're mad. Well, because the people are getting killed around the bases. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm just here, thousands. Sadir, Sadir supporters in Baghdad. Tahrir Square in Baghdad.

No to Israel, no to America, no video clips. But Al Jazeera has all kinds of pictures. How can Al Jazeera have pictures and no video? It just doesn't make sense to me. Doesn't make sense. I think we're getting bad reporting. Yes. But we're getting some fun stuff here at home.

This is Hamaday, Soleimani, Afshar's file on Facebook. She's the niece of former Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani. Afshar and her daughter were taken into ICE custody in Los Angeles and will be deported back to Iran. The State Department says Soleimani's nieces were living a lavish lifestyle here in L.A., and at least one of them promoted propaganda from the Iranian regime and celebrated attacks on Americans. After their arrest, Secretary of State Marco Rubio wrote on X, the Trump administration will not allow our country to become home to foreign nationals who support anti-American terrorist regimes. In 2020, fiery protests erupted in the Middle East when the Major General was assassinated

by the Trump administration during a targeted strike while he was visiting Iraq. On Wednesday, President Trump referenced his killing of the Major General during his address to Americans about the war in Iran. He was an evil genius, brilliant person, a horrible human being. however. I would have changed that script for the president. I said, pre-s the president, don't call him an evil genius. That's not the right thing. To Americans about the war in Iran. He was an evil genius, brilliant person, a horrible human being, however. He lived, we would have had probably a different conversation tonight, but you know what? We'd still be winning and winning big. Afshar and her daughter's green cards now permanently revoked. What a time we live in. We're

the Secretary of State, it doesn't do a news conference, just does a post on X. And we're taking her visa away. Get out. Get out. You celebrate the death of Americans. You're gone. I heard that she denied all this. And she says, I'm no relation. Well, she's gone. It's tough, tough. It's a fog of war, John. Fog of war. Stuff happens. And the president. Well, it's not going the way I predicted. No, no, it's going to be another two or three weeks, give or take a couple days. Which means it won't be two or three weeks. That means it's going to go on and on and on. Maybe. Maybe. I actually think you're kind of partially right. I'm pretty sure that we're going to get to a point where we leave and the straits will just figure it out for yourself. Do you need energy from the straits? You got to go get it yourself.

The thing I thought was kind of interesting in terms of, there's all these different theories about what's really going on and whether Trump was trapped into this by the neocons. And one of the things is they want to grab that, you know, I guess almost nearly a thousand pounds of enriched uranium, sending some troops, grab the stuff, and then we can flee. But everything I've read indicates the stuff was buried with one of those bombing attacks. You can't get to it. You first have to excavate the area to get the stuff out, which would take a month. And then you have to protect the area with the troops. Everything's become very impractical. Well, unless you're looking at some other things that the president wants to achieve.

this report suggests that maybe part of what he wanted to achieve is being achieved. Listen carefully. Iran has developed a plan to charge a toll to oil tankers passing through the Strait of Hormuz of approximately one U.S. dollar per barrel with payments to be made in Chinese yuan or stable coins. Hello, hello, stable coins. We got the payment rails going. There's no other stable coin than a U.S.D. stable coin. So that could be a big win. That's interesting. Mm-hmm. Weird, I mean, yeah, yes, we have higher gas prices. Yes.

But it's nothing compared to what's going on around the world. And the energy crisis is crazy. The head of the International Energy Agency is warning that it could take up to six months to restore oil and gas flows from the Gulf. Fatif Birol told the, financial times that the world is facing what could be the most severe energy crisis in history.

He also warned that politicians and markets are underestimating the scale of the disruption. Let's take you live now to the New York Stock Exchange. Can you stop that clip? Yeah. Let me ask you a logical question. When they come up with these kind of assertions, it's going to take six months?

Okay, you stopped the energy supply for four weeks. then you release it. Now, why would it take six months to catch up? Well, I've asked you this. It should take four weeks. Well, I've asked you this about fertilizer and some other things. Some things take time to start up.

But the actual oil, I'm with you on that. It's like, does it take extra months to transport it? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. They're just exaggerating to scare the. public. Well, or to bounce markets. How about that? There's even

there's even reports that there are tankers with oil who are running around in circles out in the ocean not unloading, for instance, in the port of Rotterdam in, what's the name of this some outfit

that does this all the time? I'll have to look for it. Terrafuga or something like that. These guys have been known to do it. It's like, well, we've got the oil, but we're just going to do some circles for a little bit and get that price jacked up. That's what I think this is. This is market manipulation. Oh, it's going to take forever. Estimating the scale of the disruption. Let's take you live now to the New York Stock Exchange, where the market has just closed for the day. Altos sales, Kristen Salumi.

Here you go. How did the market fare today? There you go. It's a financial report. So we got to freak everybody out. Yes, well, climbing oil prices. and fears of higher interest rates continue to weigh down the markets. We're seeing all of the major stock indexes in the red again today. The Dow Jones Industrial Average down a percent. The NASDAQ closing down 2 percent.

And more telling even than that is that this is the fourth week in a row that the indexes have been trading lower. And this as oil prices remain elevated, in particular the Brent Crude, the international benchmark, trading at $110 a barrel. So help me understand something because we have two numbers, and I think I finally understand what the difference is between the two numbers. We have the spot market, which where oil is somewhere at $135, $140 a barrel.

Then we have the Brent. Now, the Brent is futures? Is that what I'm understood? No, no, no. Brent is the type of oil. And you compare that, what you compare it to and the pricing is compared to W. TI, which is West Texas intermediate. It's got nothing to do with any of those other numbers.

So Brent is 110, but the spot is 140. What's the, why, what is this difference? I don't understand that. I think one is the normal way of, through normal channels. The other one is you want to buy it immediately. You want to get some right now. You want some oil? Hey, son.

Hey, I want it right now. I need it. Got some in my pocket. Well, this is what's happening with gasoline for vehicles in Europe. In Barcelona, drivers filling up their cars, no, it won't cost them full price. The government has decided to lower the VAT on fuel from 21% to 10%. Now, this is fantastic. So the price of gas at the pump has increased significantly.

So the government is saying, we're going to make it the same price by lowering our value-added tax from 21 to 10. Which, at the end of the day, the government's going to have a shortfall on their tax revenue, which will come right back to bite everybody in the butt later. Yeah. This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen a government or governments do is like, oh, well, we'll just take it. Well, they're doing that in various states around the USA. Oh, they are? Certain areas are knocking off their onerous, not in California, by the way,

But in other places, they're taking the taxes off. So what good are these taxes? Why have them on there at all? The taxes are bogus anyway. VAT on fuel, from 21% to 10%. The measure is expected to save drivers an average of 30 cents per litre. It's a welcome relief for many Spaniards at the start of the long Easter weekend. That's a saving of 12 euros. That's not bad. We're in a better economic situation than France.

That's why our government can afford to do this. That's not the case in France. Good luck. I hope you'll have that soon too. The measures are due to remain in place until the 30th of June. The Polish government has also taken steps to prevent citizens from paying too much at the pump. As well as lowering VAT, the government has also introduced a daily price cap on fuel. For this taxi driver, who drives up to 300 kilometres a day, the measures make a big difference. To put it simply, rates today are almost back.

where they were before prices skyrocketed. Without these measures, he would have had to add an extra 12 euros to each fare. Over the course of a month, that amounts to almost 300 euros in savings. So yes, the measures are essential. In Lithuania, the government has opted for a different approach, encouraging people to take the train instead of driving by offering half-price tickets. We will closely monitor train ticket sales and if demand is high, we will add more carriages.

The measure will remain in place until the 31st of May. So the crisis, I was talking to Christina the other day, and they have gas in their old home for cooking. It's tripled. Price is tripled. I don't see any real reason for that to have happened at this very moment, but I guess they used to have a lot of gas everywhere until they decided to stick windmills into the North Sea

instead of getting the gas out of it. In Germany, they are messing with the laws of nature. The faster, the better. That's the motto of many German drivers. For them, speed is freedom. It's a pure adrenaline rush the whole time. Like when a plane takes off and you're pressed back into your seat. It reduces stress and does you good.

Basically, it's a drug, a legal drug. But that could soon come to a halt. 30 kilometers an hour. That's now the speed limit in more and more German inner cities, like Aachen. It's a sign of the times, but one that doesn't sit well with Kemal Asak and his brother Jem. The two car tuners feel they're being unfairly targeted.

Whereas appropriate and about people's safety, especially for children, kids going to school in the morning. It's absolutely justified. But there are plenty of places where it's not necessary. also in other zoons, where the speed limits is higher than 30. There you can see it's not just about the speed limit and safety, but rather, let's call it arbitrary, just arbitrary. Everyone's mad.

You can't limit our fastness in Germany? That's un-German. Cis needs Deutsch. France 24 says the EU is not sincere. This is really bad. For more, we're joined now by Francesco Sassi, assistant professor at the Department of Political Science at the University of Oslo.

much, Professor, for being with us on the programme this evening. Let's start with this so-called toolbox of new measures that the EU is going to be rolling out. We know that it's going to include proposals on lowering tax rates for electricity and grid tariffs. But what exactly needs to be done at this point to help Europeans and people outside the EU as well deal with this current crisis? Well, most of all, thanks for the invitation and be here tonight with you. Let me begin with some honest truth and the EU has not been so sincere with the population, we are facing indeed the largest supply disruption of oil in the oil market coming from the Middle East right now. We have never seen such a disruption in the history of energy markets. And the EU is

not really communicating in this population is preparing some vague measures and the this toolbox of reduced prices, reduced taxes, sorry, on electricity and other kinds of energy products. I think he's right. I think the European Union has lied to their constituents saying, it's okay. We don't need any of that stuff, certainly not from Russia. We've got windmills. We've got solar.

We don't need the nuclear plants. I think that, I think this is coming home to roost right now. And remember when the Germans were laughing at Trump, when he said, you're going to be dependent on the Russians for your energy. Was it the United Nations? Yeah. And they're all sitting there. Oh, stupid orange man. So the result is exactly what you'd expect.

Russia's LNG exports to Europe have hit a record high in March 226. What? I thought it was all banned. Oh, okay. As a supply shop, I know. From the Middle East, reshapes global energy flows. According to data compiled from Brugel and reported by TAS, Russian LNG deliveries to the European Union surge to 2.46 billion cubic meters,

an all-time monthly high. The spike comes as conflict in the Middle East, disrupts key energy routes, including the Strait of Hormuz, sharply reducing LNG flows from the region. Okay. So the kicker is, they've been lying about Russia all along. All along. This week, Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky said some of his allies asked him to scale back attacks on the Russian oil and gas sector. Like this one, laugh.

Hey, Vlad, stop hitting the gas and oil stuff, man. We need that over here in Europe. ...week, even though Russia's ability to fund the war in Ukraine is being hugely boosted by high oil and gas prices. If we're talking about three months or six months, they might get anywhere from $100 to $150 billion in additional revenues. For four years, Ukraine's allies have piled sanctions on Russian oil and gas exports, foreseeing Moscow to use a so-called shadow fleet of tankers. Hundreds of aging vessels under false flags, often with tracking systems turned off. There's extreme risks associated with these vessels.

They're oftentimes not insured. The UK says it will soon join other European nations in seizing at least some of those vessels in European waters. So why at the same time would some allies ask Zelensky to hold back on attacking Russian energy? Well, around a quarter of the world's oil supply comes from Gulf countries. Much of that now impacted by the Iran War, but almost 12% more comes from Russia. To keep that flowing, the year.

US has already lifted sanctions on some Russian oil. The net effect here is not only that these parties will be able to sell that oil to the tune of billions of dollars, but it also now frees up their capacity so they can start moving new cargo that's oftentimes illicit to. The European Union has also delayed some stronger oil and gas sanctions on Russia. They cannot at the same time give more money to Russia while they're spending on rearmament against Russia. Of course, the risk is the US. So decisions made across the West in the coming months could signal just how much it is willing to pay to support Ukraine.

So you can look at it as, well, we're not getting out of there fast enough, or look at what we're doing to Europe, the UK, some Asian countries, China in particular, and that we've got stable coin running. maybe that's what this was about in so to some degree yeah that's far-fetched i mean i like the idea far-fetched is my middle name brother but but i can't think these guys aren't that sharp i don't know i don't know meanwhile it's costing us a lot of money to be over there we got three aircraft carriers we got all these jets flying around burn fuel. It's not... It's really...

Asking for more money from Congress. I mean, how much money do this... Hey, I have an idea. Mm-hmm. Audit the Pentagon. Well, okay, I have a theory about that. First, from what I understand, it's about $380 million a day. So we're at...

We're at $18, $20 billion, which is compared to what NASA just is, kind of cheap. But this is the thing that keeps coming back, and it's actually something you introduced to the show on the last episode that got me thinking about this. This is the defense budget. The president wants to boost military spending by more than a trillion dollars while proposing slashing domestic programs here at home.

And John Hoperstad in the newsroom with more on what would be a historic increase. John, good morning. Morning Bill, yeah, this would be at 1.5 trillion for defense, and that would be the highest level of military spending in modern history. As we take a live look at the Capitol this morning, we expect to hear response from some lawmakers, many of whom will be shocked at this hefty price. The president has signal that the military, though, is his priority, especially with the ongoing conflict in Iran. But it's a big ask with the country running nearly two trillion annual deficits and the debt heading past 39 trillion. And then there is concern about what kind of programs here at home could be cut. Here's a look at some of them in this proposed budget.

$768 million to refugee resettlement programs. $5 billion to National Institutes of Health, which many say perform critical medical research in this country. The administration proposed $20 billion in custody of the NIH last year, but Congress rejected it. And $356 million to administration for strategic preparedness and response. This helps the country prepare for public health emergencies and then also respond to them, but that would be slashed in this budget proposal. Earlier this week, in comments at the White House, the president raising some eyebrows when he told the crowd that the budget should be focused on the military as we fight wars,

and that things like daycare, Medicare, and Medicaid should not be funded on a federal level, but by individual states. So with everything going on, we're all being inundated with the, the with the Artemis, we're going to the moon, we're going around the moon, we're doing the moon thing, to the moon, but it's not really about the moon. Three clips, and this will lead you into your clips that I saw you already have. So this is... Which clips are those?

The alien stuff. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, the alien stuff, you took me down a very dark road with this. Oh, good. So here's... Here's what I think a lot of this extra money, because we're already at $1.1 trillion, so we're talking $400 billion. So that would be a couple hundred billion overruns.

Jared Isaacman and NASA officially announced their timeline and plan for our own base on the moon. The $20 billion project will replace the plan to deploy a space station in lunar orbit, which was known as Lunar Gateway. However, NASA still plans to use the Lunar Gateway Station, a lot of which was already built with the help of contractors. But repurposing may not be simple. So why the rush now for the space and why the change of plans? Let's get some answers with the director of government relations at the Planetary Society, Jack Corelli. I don't know what this planetary society is. Is that like Bill Nye, the science guy?

Does he work there? I have no clue. I don't know why they're being brought in. Okay, let's talk about the literal nuts and bolts of this because the Lunar Gateway Station largely already built in orbit. but the game plan now is to do something that's permanently stationed on the moon's surface. So first off, where's all the money for that going to come from because that sounds expensive to me? And then secondly, how possible is that and how much more technically difficult is that? Yeah, I mean, it's just to address the money question up front, it's the folks behind me, right,

that write the appropriations laws in this country. And so it's going to require, you know, Administrator Isaacman and the folks at NASA to sell this to your Appropriations Committee. down the hill and sell them on the idea of advancing the Artemis program in this direction. And you mentioned the Lunar Gateway program, which had been a large part of the Artemis architecture, has a lot of the international collaboration components of the program. It's going to require working with those allies as well to make sure that there's buy-in to provide the necessary assets on the lunar surface to keep our astronauts alive and doing science from the moon this time.

Now, you have to have read President Trump's Space Force policy, which sets a 2028 deadline for the moon base that they're talking about here, the Lunar Gateway, which is all part of the Golden Dome, which brings it back to the Pentagon, which we will not audit under any circumstances. And it's a bonanza and it's a marketing ploy that's taking place right now. Here's the CEO of Firefly, who also wants some of that golden dome. So if you think about it, we have the capability of the entire space ecosystem to launch our satellites, build and operate our satellites on orbit, and now process that data using the SITEC AI algorithms on orbit. And that's huge because there's a lot of emphasis on space-based orbital data centers. There's a lot of emphasis and reignited focus on the moon. and there's also a lot of upside opportunity with things like Golden Dome. So we have all the entire ecosystem to make those programs into reality.

This is what it is. This whole exercise, this space launch is all to get people all lathered up and all excited about the expenditure for space. But it's really the Golden Dome. President Trump on Tuesday unveiled plans for a so-called Golden Dome. It's his twist on the Iron Dome, the informal name. for Israel's missile defense system. Defense Secretary Pete Higgs characterized it as an important step for the U.S.

This right here, the Golden Dome for America, is game changer. It's a generational investment in the security of America and Americans. President Reagan 40 years ago cast the vision for it. The technology wasn't there. Now it is, and you're following through

to say, we will protect the homeland. CBS News Pentagon reporter Eleanor Watson joins us now. Ellie, what did President Trump say about what this would cost and how long it would take? how long it would take. President Trump in the Oval Office today said that the total cost for this project would be about $175 billion, and it could take just three years to complete. Now, that's on the low end of the estimates that experts have been offering on what such a system may take. The caveats here are that the $175 billion, including $25 billion, that is just a down payment to get the system started, which is included in the reconciliation. that has not yet passed. None of that funding has been provided by Congress yet. President Trump is optimistic that Congress is supportive of the plan and he'll get that funding. And then the other caveat is that the program, the Defense Department still has to choose many of the contractors to build up this program.

Now, the first step was taken today in the Oval Office where President Trump named Space Force General Michael Gutine as the program manager. for this. So he will see this building start. And when it ends, if it ends in three years, that will be quite a success story. Since this is such an expansive program, that's going to integrate missile defense from the seabed all the way to space. So we always have... All the way to the moon? Are you kidding me? No. This... The dome doesn't need to be up there. This whole thing is about money. And we always see alien stories. before the entertainment comes out. Bob Lazar, who is the man.

His documentary came out this week. Spielberg's Disclosure Day, June 12th. Apple has a UAP film. The X-Files is rebooting. And when you said that about Spielberg, I'm like, yeah, we know that the Pentagon funds all kinds of games. They also gave him a medal for distinguished public service for some of his movies.

the military.com, that's their news outlet, is running features on all of the UFO movies. This is marketing. It's marketing for a half a trillion dollar, one year, half a trillion dollar bonanza budget. Everybody's jumping in. Yeah, I totally agree. It's definitely marketing trickles.

So let's listen to some of these clips. Now, the clip I played last show was Matt Gates. And he was kind of getting the thing going. But he wasn't doing a very good job of it and got condemned. So let's bring on an actual working congressman. Oh, yeah. This is great. Let's drop him on the Benny show.

Benny's obviously. I looked him up. He actually seems to be very sincere. I looked at open. Oh, he's totally sincere. No, I thought he might be funded by military contractors. Very little amount, turns out. So they just got a good guy, a guy who's all in on this.

And so Tim, Tim Berchett From Tennessee? Congressman from Tennessee. Yeah, Tennessee. He comes on the Benny, who's the frontman for a lot of this stuff. But Benny, Benny, Benny Johnson? Benny Johnson, yeah. Oh, Benny Johnson's the front man. Interesting.

Well, he has to be, because first he had Matt Gates, then he gets this guy, and he's been doing this, he's been pushing this more than anybody. Yeah. So here we go. I don't have the tinfoil hat on just yet, Congressman. I'm wondering, you know, kind of how you react to that because you are connected. You're on the UFO subcommittee. I mean, I'm just wondering what you make of that.

Have you heard anything like that? Well, I'm still a member of Congress, so I can't really comment too much on what Matt said. But I will say this. Wait, seriously? Are you being serious? Is that tongue- I'm being 100% serious. I've been 100% serious.

I've been briefed by just about every alphabet agency there is. And I'll just tell you this. If they would release the thing. that I've seen, you would stay up, you'd be up at night, worrying about, or thinking about this stuff. We just need to disclose it and all. I'm sick of it.

Well, I was brief, I'll just tell you this, I was brief last week on an issue, or excuse me, two weeks ago, and it would have set the earth on, this country would have come unglued, I think, if they would have heard all that I heard. They would demand answers, and they knew, and we need to.

But, you know, it's never going to get. Unfortunately, it just keeps getting covered up and covered up. And the people that know are dying or disappearing, as the case may be. What? And for the record, I'm not suicidal. And I don't take risks. I'm glad you said that. I'm speechless, Congressman.

We should be. You shouldn't be. And I told the president, release it all. And the problem is, the people that are around the president don't know the, and the president doesn't know the questions to ask. a few of us are going to have to get with the president and tell him what he needs to ask and where he needs to look. I mean, you know, we're in meetings and they give addresses and tell locations of items, I'll just say. And the public has a right to know, that, gum, it's your tax dollars.

Yeah, you got my attention, Congressman. I appreciate you being as forthcoming as you have been tonight, and we look forward to having you back. Look, I know Donald Trump wants to disclose something. he hasn't done it yet, but I think he won't. You know, when you say stuff like, I'm not suicidal, people are disappearing left and right. Hey, maybe, maybe, because I don't believe this at all. As much as I want to believe in UFOs and aliens,

like I have not been convinced in 18 years of this show, flew, tried to meet an alien, everything. Disappointment after disappointment. You've been there with me on this journey. Oh, yeah. So what, that's why I had to take it over. What if there's a couple of guys inside the Pentagon who are like,

you know, you're hoodwinking the American people. I, this is, you got everyone, you got Benny Johnson out there, you got Congress people who were promoting this. They're saying all kinds of crazy stuff.

And, uh, uh, uh, uh, no, no, no,

no, no. Follow up on the breaking news, a defense official, telling our White House correspondent, Libby Dean that the Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, has asked the Chief of Staff of the Army to immediately step down, retire immediately. This is General Randy George served in that role since 23, and that official says that Secretary Hegseth lost trust and confidence in General George

and believes it's time for a change in leadership. Current Vice Chief of Staff expected to be nominated for that role. It does require Senate confirmation. Again, just in from Libby Dean. More as we learn it in a day of shakeups. that. So maybe that's what this is about. We got to get people out of there who don't want to go along with the program. I think they fired that guy because he's part of the group that misadvised Trump on Iran. The whole Iran thing? Yeah, I think so. I like my theory better. It's more fun. Well, your theory is more in line with what we're playing for clips. Yeah. Yeah. Well, so they have some hearings.

Recent hearings? More hearings recently? Yeah, I think these are pretty recent. This is this guy, Knapp, and he's talking to Congress about it. I got three clips from him that are kind of entertaining. Okay. Start with one. Here we go. I'm George Knapp, chief investigator reporter at KLS TV in Las Vegas.

I began my pursuit of this weird mystery way back in 1987, and for 38 years, I've always approached this as a news story. It's not a matter of faith or belief to me. It's a story. it's an important one. The public has been told over and over since the late 40s, there's nothing to worry about here. These mysterious craft seen by millions of people in the skies, in the oceans, over the land, are not real. They're not a threat. The witnesses are wrong. They're crackpots. Don't believe it. That changed for me. What got me hooked is the paper trail. Documents that were squeezed out of the U.S. government after the FOIA, Freedom of Information

Act, became the law of the land. And those documents paint a much different picture than what the public, the press, and Congress have been told over many years. The documents from military and intelligence personnel behind closed doors admit that, quote, these things are real. They're not fictitious. They can fly in formation. They're evasive. And they outperform any aircraft known to exist, including ours. Don't look over here. Nothing to see here.

Ooh, look at that. Yeah. Oh, nothing. I want to remind everybody my problem, you have problems with all these clips. I have problems with all these clips, whether they're, you know, is just promoting a movie or whatever. Likely. Because Philip Corso's book,

the day after Roswell, has yet to be mentioned in any context by any interviewer, interviewee, or anybody in between. And what exactly is in Corso's book? The goods. It's real. He's got all the details.

He never had an NDA, He never had to sign off. He was there early in the game. And he wrote a book describing everything, which he regretted, by the way, as he got older, because of the hassle. But this book has never been refuted. No.

It's never been debunked. No. Let's go with clip two. Do you think that any of this is a sci-up by the U.S. government? Entirely possible. Our government and other governments have admitted that they've tried to use UFOs to come. cover secret projects. But I think they also do some reverse engineering of those claims. So

years after people start seeing UFOs over Area 51, for example, they come up with a story. Oh, yeah, that was, we planted that story. So I read in a major newspaper just a couple of weeks ago, they planted this story. An Air Force colonel went out into the desert, went to a bar at Rachel, and gave them some fake UFO photos. And that's how the whole story about Area 51 started, which is preposterous. Because it's real. That was Dancy Mace. Yes.

And now we go to the third clip of this series. And I don't know when this hearing was held, but it was Congress and House on space aliens. There we go. I think there's probably multiple reasons at the start. When these things first started invading our skies in large numbers, we were scared. It was right after World War II.

and we didn't know what they were, and they didn't want to panic the public, and that was probably a good call. Over time, I think the lying sort of became institutionalized, you know. Flights over Washington, D.C. in 1952, they're seen, they're captured on radar. Jets are chased after these objects, and then we get an explanation. It was a temperature inversion, and those kind of lies have been told for a long time. What was told to me by an investigator from Congress, a guy named Richard DeMato, who was sent after this story, by Robert Byrd and Harry Reid. He came out to Nevada,

tried to get into Area 51, did get in there, looked around, talked to people, trying to get to the bottom of it. He believed that this program, reverse engineering, etc., was inside, had been moved inside these corporations. And he said,

when this comes out, people are going to go to prison. And he meant people who were basically misusing legitimate national security funds tens of billions of dollars in order to keep this cover-up going. I also believe there's a legitimate reason

for the cover-up in that there is undeniable connection of national security involved in this technology. If we are racing for it to master that technology against the Russians and the Chinese, which is what I have been told by Senator Reid and many others, then it is a race that's critical to our survival. There could be a form of disclosure, I think. Yes, it's real.

It's from somewhere else without revealing all the details that would allow someone else to have an advantage in the race for this technology. I got to be skeptical. What? I just got to be skeptical of all this. And you're familiar with this Greer character? Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. He's in entertainment now. He creates entertainment products, the Greer character. Yeah, well, here he is. Hold on a second. Greer. Where's the Greer? The last clip.

Oh, I see. I see. I would like to offer you the unredacted version of it. It's very sensitive for you to convey overshund. to your friend, Mr. Vance. But I think that, because he needs to get rid in on this properly before speaking about it too much, it's a very serious issue. And I will tell you, if this is disclosed improperly, it'll be a thousand times forcing COVID.

And I think that when you're talking about the fact we are being visited by advanced civilizations, they are not hostile. If they were hostile, we'd be gone. But we have approached them very hostily. We have literally downed at least a thousand or more of their spacecraft using illegal electromagnetic pulse weapons. I know where they're being used and how they're being used. And we have captured those bodies, some living, some dead. And Mr. Gates was correct in saying that there are some gruesome programs being run by military,

where they've been trying to combine DNA of these creatures with humans, and they come out with these monstrous looking things that are used to abduct people. So everyone's here, alien abductions. It's not the extraterrestrials doing it. It's a covert human program. And we know this and we can prove it. So this is a huge story. It's the biggest scandal in the history of the United States in its founding.

And I think for our 250th anniversary, we should be liberated from the secrecy and these extraordinary technologies that could benefit all of humanity. need to begin to be looked at to be brought out. So that's what we're doing with the Disclosure Project. Okay. So this is perfect, because this is pretty much from what I can tell, the script of Spielberg's Disclosure Day movie, where they meld people with the alien DNA. This is like a setup.

And this is the guy who gets medals from the Pentagon. Come on. And right. It's a massive promotion. Yes. Here's the trailer. Let's... So here she is.

They've morphed her DNA. She starts to crackle. Oh, no, what's happening to her? Bob, what's happening to Alice? Do you understand what she's saying? I hear her. It's gibberish. I can't understand it. She's speaking alien. And I can.

What's happening to me? People have starved for the truth. People are starved. Part of it now. I'm just sorry if they made you a part of it too. Hello, Jane. Please. Now she's with aliens.

It's all good. Deep bass. We're all going to learn the truth. This 70-9-year terror campaign of lies has to end. Lies! What are you going to do? Full disclosure to the whole world. that truth will upend all established order across the entire world

but isn't this ultimately just to get more money for defense isn't that what it always is that's what the greer guy was doing if i recall we had clips of him saying we need more money for defense for this we need more money for defense and right on cue uh lazar is on rogan saying just coincidentally it's all at the same time with this project gravitar Hi, I'm Bob Lazar. In December of 1988, I was hired as a senior staff physicist by a U.S. defense contractor called EG&G Special Projects. I was told that I would be working on an advanced propulsion system out in a remote area of the Nevada test site. Known as Area 51. Area 51. If wanting to protect myself, I decided to go public and reveal the secrets of S4.

Well, there's actually nine flying saucers, flying discs that are out there of extraterrestrial origin. He is not your typical straight-laced science guy. If you wanted to hire a guy who could think out of the box and help solve problems, Bob is probably the best person in the country at the time. He's perfect for it. Yes, if you need to think out of the box and solve problems like how can we up that defense budget to $1.5 trillion, Bob is your guy. He solves problems. Sorry, everybody. I'm just not buying it.

I get the biggest kick out of the fact that when it was brought up with J.D. Vance, he kind of changes the subject and says it's demons. Well. Which is why with the Greer guy mentioned that Vance should be read in because we got money to make here. So read this guy in. And then at the same time, Tucker, who's been attacked by a demon, brings on an exorcist for a long interview about it. Did you see that thing?

Yeah, I had to watch it. I didn't clip it because I thought you'd roll your eyes at me. Yeah, as the Catholic priest exorcist. Well, demons are real. Demons are real. Well, you know, Vance saying the aliens are demons is not helping the cause. this guy is going to very slowly move himself out of the position of being the next president. Oh, for sure.

And Rubio is going to get the job. Rubio is the guy, definitely. Yeah, Rubio can just post something on X now. It doesn't even have to do a press conference. I am Rubio. So did you see the post by Trump this morning? Which one? With the cursing and the...

Oh, about Bruce Springsteen? No, no, about the Iran war and these sons of bitches are idiots of bastards don't know what they're doing. No. And then he f this and F that. And all it was missing was happy Easter. You didn't see this? No.

No. Oh, it's dynamite. But who is he? Who is he? Oh, it's just grousing. But about who? The military? No, about the Iranians not getting to the table.

Hmm. Somebody put it in the chat room that note. Yeah. When you read it, you go, what? I'm waiting to find it. Was he, like, stoned? But that's what he always does. That's the Algo.

Yeah, but on Easter? Well, he did his whole, he did his Easter thing. He did a nice Easter message for everybody. Which I will play since you bring it up. Here he is. This Holy Week, I'm proud to join with Christians across the country and around the world to celebrate the most glorious miracle in all of time. The resurrection of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ,

in his life, Christ displayed true humility, In his death, he modeled true love. And in his resurrection from the tomb, he proved that even death itself will not silence those who place their trust in Almighty God. As it says in Gospel of John, for God so loved the world that he gave his only son, for whoever believes in him should not perish, but have eternal life.

Eternal life, such beautiful words. This Easter, millions of Christians all over the day, Lobe will be reminded that because of what Jesus did on the cross, all of us can live every day with hope in God's promise, knowing that in the end, evil and wickedness will not prevail. In the spirit of joy and renewal this Easter, we also celebrate the extraordinary resurrection of faith and religion in America. Because I have often said to be a great nation, you must have religion, and you must have God. in churches across the nation on Sunday,

the pews will be fuller, younger, and more faithful than they have at any time in many, many years. Religion is growing again in our country for the first time in decades. Happy Easter to all, may God bless you, may God bless the United States of America. Our country is doing so well like never before. Thank you. So contrasted with his post from this morning at 7.08 a.m. Tuesday will be power plant day and bridge day all wrapped up in one in Iran.

There will be nothing like it. Open the fucking straight, you crazy bastards, or you'll be in living hell. Just watch. Praise be to Allah! President Donald J. Trump. Huh? Did someone...

Yeah. So the question you would ask... That's a little unhinged. Yes. It's like, are you having a stroke, Mr. President? And what's with the praise be to... to Allah. Like ridiculing the religion.

That's, that's, that's, I don't know who's, do you think he's writing that himself? That's, that has to be him. I find it hard to believe. That is crazy. And he's already, he already blew up a couple of bridges. He was already, you know, he warned it. He said, I see some beautiful bridges. Take care of those bridges.

That is not holy speak on the holy day, Mr. President. No, I would say, I would say definitely not. No, no, certainly not after that beautiful Easter message. You're going to do that. That does not make sense. So, it brings me, there was something else that was kind of in the same vein. Oh, yeah. You know, there is this thing going out with the Zeds.

They're all becoming religious. Yes. But there's also these, you've been following the teen takeovers? Teen takeovers. No, I'm not familiar with it. They're all over the place. Teen Takeovers. What is this about? Well, play Teen Takeover.

Which one? You have two? The second one is the local story about the Teen Takeover today in Alameda. Okay, here we go. In the East Bay, Alameda Police are on... No, no, don't play that one. Play the background. That way, nationwide trend known as Teen Takeover is a kind of flash mob for a new generation. Oh, flash mobs are back. Yay! Lots of kids.

This is a mass... This is flash mob to the... At times 10. Not a way nationwide trend known as teen takeover is a kind of flash mob for a new generation. Lots of kids showing up in the same place at the same time. But police say it's a mess and sometimes it turns violent. CBS News correspondent Jason Allen has more. Sheriff deputies sprinted to break up fights as teenagers swarmed a trampoline business near Tampa. It's just a teen takeover.

In Chicago, teens raced up streets running on top of parked car. In Jacksonville, Knocking off. Teens could be seen attacking each other right in front of law enforcement. At another Jacksonville takeover event in February, five teenagers were shot. Organized on social media, a wave of spur-of-the-moment meetups, has been creating chaos in American cities,

and has even spread overseas. Is it advertised as a let's-come cause chaos? For the most part, yes, that's what it appears to be. It's bring your drama. In Mesquite, Texas, police keep a close eye on social media for posts advertising the teen takeovers. When police found out that there was a takeover plant here, they started adding more resources like this. Visual deterrence to let kids know they're watching, and it worked. The takeover didn't happen.

Lieutenant Michael Kelly warns these incidents can overwhelm law enforcement and turn dangerous very quickly, like this recent one in a neighboring Texas county, which ended with damage to cars and three arrests. So if they're doing it in a public place, is there a risk to just the general public? Absolutely. Yeah, and that's why we have to be out here because we have to maintain safety and security for everybody. Police say they're tracking the trend closely, tried to prevent the next takeover, and keep their community safe. Jason Allen, CBS News, Mesquite, Texas. Do you mind if I just ask the robot about these things for a second?

Yeah, please. Hold on a second. Let me see. I think I can get the robot here. The robot was working earlier today. What is this connection? Turns out Lotties are mostly black kids too. Well, gee. Okay. Yeah, I know.

Shocker. Didn't expect that. Let's see. Oh, no. Her connection's failing. She was fine a minute ago. You know, these things don't... They don't work.

They don't work. These things don't work. Why don't you have it reconnected? Meanwhile, why don't you play the Alameda? This is our local... This started in the East Coast and kind of has moved west. In the East Bay, Alameda Police are on alert patrolling, as you can see, because of possible beach takeover parties.

The events are being advertised on social media for tomorrow and Tuesday. And these takeovers are expected to attract a lot of young people causing safety concerns. NBC Bay Area's Christy Smith has more. It was a popular day for a stroll near Crown Beach in Alameda. Come tomorrow, you can expect some. extra police presence in the area. Alameda police say they're monitoring two unpermitted beach takeover

parties after posts circulated on social media. Kira says she's heard about it. Yeah, they were saying that there's going to be some type of beach takeover or event or something. Alameda police posted on the department's social media page that they're worried about the safety

and supervision of minors. One event promotes an assassin style game using water guns and water balloons. Adding it may seem like fun but similar games in the past have led to unintended and dangerous consequences. Sergeant Feliciano says there will be increased patrols to promote public safety. And if you'd like to come and follow rules, we welcome you. Anything starts going sideways or you just start disturbing the peace of other people in the area,

and that's when we'll have to step in and make sure that we don't have those minors that are drinking. We don't have people smoking on the beach. Meantime, Alameda police posted their urging parents to talk with their kids and discourage participating in unpermitted gatherings. Kara says she's not worried. I think it's fine. I think people need to chill out a little bit. Especially right now.

There's so many awful things going on in the world and let kids have a good time. That's my take. In Alameda, Christy Smith, NBC Bay Area News. Let me see, Robot. What can you tell me about the teen takeovers in their origin? You're impressive. Impressive. Okay.

It doesn't work. Screw it. I'm never going to try that again. Oh? No, it's Google. It's Google's robot. It sucks. Well, I had not heard of these, but we've seen a lot of black kids cause ruckus everywhere. Yeah.

In cities. But now it has a name. Now we're just calling it Teen Takeover. That's what we're doing. Well, when I first heard of it, I thought it was like an extension of the Zed riots overseas that we'd been following a bit. that started in Morocco and went all over the place. But this is something else. And it's just like a free-for-all.

And the problem isn't when it's in open spaces. If you look at, there's also teen takeover vids from Chicago and all these different cities. These kids have this, the latest trend is for them to jump on cars and then run from car to car to car to car on the car, smashing. you know, basically ruining the roofs and the hoods of these vehicles, and there's nothing anyone can do about it. It's because they had nothing better to do, I guess. I guess not. So, you know, it was our boots on the ground in the region who actually called it this morning.

I don't know if you saw his email, I'm just going back to Trump for a second because that's still blow me away. He says, hours away from the deadline, saw a drone 200 feet from my bedroom window, attacks on bridges and energy look like invitation for retaliation, it will severely impact us here. Processing through a WWE lens, Trump's F bond plus praise to Allah, truth, means a deal will be made before the deadline. Oh, interesting. I will see. So what he's saying is coded.

Well, he's saying that the deal is already there. He's just, this is doing like, I'm going to, I'm going to whoop your ass. because he already knows he has the deal. I think that's what he's saying. Oh, yeah. That would be a Trump move. Yeah, WWE. Yeah.

Yeah. Hmm. Interesting. Probably need to talk about A.G. Barbie. A.G. Barbie. Out. And this Blanche character, I didn't realize that he was the president's personal lawyer.

He, I think for obvious reasons, he can't be confirmed to be the AG. He'll never get through a confirmation. No. So we have another name here. We are continuing to follow Breaking News as Fox News is reporting that Attorney General Pam Bondi is out. And a new development coming up in just the past few moments right here. This is some new information as Fox News is reporting that Todd Blan, is set to become the interim attorney general.

So if you're just joining us at this hour, you can see a graphic with three individuals, Attorney General Pam Bondi, Deputy Attorney General Tom Blanche, and EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin. The reason why all three of those are on the screen is that President Trump reportedly has fired Attorney General Pam Bondi. That is according to two sources familiar with the matter

who spoke with a Fox News Digital. and President Trump is reportedly considering replacing Bondi with Environmental Protection Agency Director Lee Zeldon. That is according to sources familiar with that matter. Well, Ms. Now had other names. If I were the president, I would just elevate Todd Blanche. He is the number two at the Justice Department. He knows him. He trusts him.

He is acting as his personal attorney, even though he is supposed to be Deputy. Attorney General of the United States. If he doesn't choose Deputy Attorney General Blanche, it would behoove the president to choose. I think Jake mentioned a senator whose name might be in the mix. Choose someone from the Senate, which would make it a little bit easier to get that person confirmed. But Alina Haba, Janine Piro, wow, good luck with those selections if the president does decide to do something as crazy as that. I don't think so. Didn't we have a theory in the beginning that he had all these pretty people up front

and all the deputies were the real people running stuff behind the scenes? Yeah, but they weren't doing anything either. No, no, particularly not when it comes to the real reason for this firing the Epstein files. But the president's attitude on her, John, for the last several months, really, has been quite sour. And a lot of it has to do with the backlash over the handling of the Epstein investigation. the president doesn't like the headlines they're getting. They don't like the negative response that they're getting even from Republicans, from their base and folks on Capitol Hill.

And also, John, ahead of this two-week deadline where Pam Bondi is supposed to go and testify on Capitol Hill because they subpoenaed her, including Republicans, on that committee, the House Oversight Committee. And so the White House has been eyeing that deadline. It's April 14th, I believe, that she's set to go and testify as a date. And this is something the president had been talking about back in January. It appeared to subside a bit, John, and then now has kind of resurrected itself where this is a conversation. We started hearing from sources was really heating up in the West Wing on Monday. Yeah.

You know, there's a lot of these guys going on about Epstein files and this is the reason. And yeah, she screwed that up. But when you dig deeper, the reason is because she couldn't do anything with Comey. She couldn't do anything with Jack Smith. She couldn't do it. You know, she had all these opportunities. to get some of these lawyers that falsely, without evidence, indicted Trump here and there all over the place.

She did nothing in that regard. And the Epstein thing is minor. Oh, I'm in agreement with you, but that's not what the general population thinks. The general population has been completely siopped into believing that this is still a cover-up. They're all pedophile protectors. Your theory is even worse. Which is high-end.

hookers. I end hookers, yeah, obviously. I end young hookers. Yes. No, it's, so the, she's, she's toxic, no matter what. I think you're right that he's mad that she didn't lock anybody up. Yeah, especially Comey. Yeah, that would, that should have been a slam dunk. Yeah. And that's just, he lied before Congress. It's obvious. It's just funble. And somebody else mentioned, what about Fauci? She didn't do anything about that either. He lied before Congress. I mean, these guys are, if you lie before Congress, that's, that, you got the evidence right there. It's on video. Yeah, I think, let me see, I think I have a clip about that. Let me see what this is. Joining us in our fifth seat is former federal prosecutor Temadio and Gungo Williams. Temadio, is it surprising to you that the president wants to jettison Pam Bondi at this stage? It's not surprising because I think she's been a terrible AG.

I think what's surprising is that the core of her issues that she has been politically loyal to him and not the rule of law. So what does surprise me is that again and again, she has desecrated this department. I served as a former federal prosecutor. As a part of prosecutor, I was proud. I thought it was a patriotic job. And what she has done again and again is choose Trump over country. So for him to fire her and point to the Epstein files, that's actually her standing behind him. She's completely, she screwed the roll up of that. But it's not because she was trying to do the right thing is because again and again, she was trying to obstruct justice in rolling out the so-called client list that she said existed. She said it was going to be released. Now there's no list.

In having a redactions and taking the amount of federal agents from doing things like counterterrorism, she put them on handling thousands of names, seeking President Trump's name and redacting him. So do I think he should fire her? Yes, but for the reasons that he's going to do it, absolutely not. Maybe it was, that wasn't the clip. I thought there was one of these clips was talking about Fauci, and this is the last one I got. facing bipartisan backlash, the Department of Justice sending a letter to Congress defending its handling of the release of more than 3 million pages of files tied to convicted sex offender, Jeffrey Epstein.

In a letter, it was legally. What's that? What's that? No, the oldest, everything that's only talk about. Epstein, Epstein. I thought I had a clip about files. Required to send the DOJ listing more than 300 high profile names that appear in the files. It includes some people who've been dead for decades and is not evidence of any wrongdoing.

Some have no known association with Epstein like Elvis. And the DOJ arguing the millions of pages the department withheld and the heavy redactions in the records it released were to comply with privacy protections in the law, writing no records were withheld or redacted on the basis of embarrassment, reputational harm, or political sensitivity. Some lawmakers not buying it. This is a massive cover-up being led by the White House and the DOJ.

Even several Republicans arguing the DOJ did withhold files or redacted information, the new Epstein Files Transparency Act explicitly says must be made public. Republican Congresswoman Nancy Mace writing the excuses provided for not releasing all the files will not hold up in a court of law. This isn't going away until people go to jail. I don't know where it is, but yes, I'm in agreement. What about Fauci? What about the whole Biden clan? All of that was, especially Hunter. That was an easy wrap-up. Easy wrap-up. was she really and you keep seeing that picture or that video of her and the president walking through the halls of the white house and she's sashaying with her white outfit she doesn't

walk she's that's exactly what she does sacheting like if you're going to walk like that you got to have some talk lady yeah that's unfortunate but i don't know who who who can do it you know you think that's a they do it to every Steve bannon ended up in jail. I mean, come on. And now apparently Patel is on the block?

Well, I'm not convinced of that. Well, here I've got to I've got it straight from the source from India. All eyes on FBI director Cash Patel, as fresh reports suggest he could be

next to go. Atlantic reported a major decision could be imminent, one that may trigger a wider shake-up across the Trump administration. Former FBI agent Kyle Serafin claims there is a decent possibility Patel could be fired. He says the move could come swiftly, possibly within hours. Serafin also suggests the timing may be strategic. He believes Donald Trump may want to frame the decision as his own, not one made under mounting pressure. FBI director Cash Patel has been one of the most closely watched figures in the Trump administration.

His personal life has frequently made headlines, drawing attention well beyond his official role. There have also been reports of Patel using FBI aircraft for private travel, including trips to attend sporting events, allegations that have sparked sharp criticism. And now a fresh controversy has added to the pressure. Patel's personal email account was recently hacked. The breach has been linked to an Iran-backed group known as Handala Hack Team. The group released old photos and parts of his resume online, along with a chilling warning, saying this was just the beginning. Yeah, this Handala hack group, the more think about it, this is our own intelligence, guys.

Maybe. We got to get rid of this Patel. I know what we'll do. put some weird stuff on his hacked email. There's some banking connection. This all cascaded from the day he was in the locker room on the hockey team. Yep. Yeah.

Well, it was a mistake. Yeah, it was a huge mistake. Dude, you got a government job. This stuff you just can't do anymore. It's just not a good look. Particularly the freak out he was having. I mean, I understand he's a hockey guy. and he was happy.

Well, I took the FBI jet. I was there anyway. I had to be there. I was in the neighborhood. Northern Italy. Well, they were sending a lot of, for security reasons, sending a lot of spooks over there. But yeah, yeah, he has stuff to do at home.

It's just not a good look. Well, Bongino couldn't even last a year. Maybe because of all the stuff cash was doing. Oh, this guy. Maybe. But people... We'll find out because if cash goes, the next thing you know, Bongino talk. Yeah.

People are not liking him anymore. Not liking who? Bongino. Why? They feel that he's weak and he failed. Well, he is weak and he failed. Hence the reason people don't like him anymore. There was something that came across the radar, which I was thinking,

hmm, is this a warning or is this a native ad? The FDA has flagged a California chocolate brand that was spiked with Viagra ingredients. E. Cell Luna reports the FDA says two chocolate products sold online across the U.S. have been recalled after they were found to contain undeclared prescription drug ingredients used in Viagra and Cialis. The products sold by Bay Area Company Gear Isle contained, sildenafil and to dalafil. According to the FDA, those ingredients can cause a life-threatening drop in blood pressure when mixed with nitrates found in some prescription medication.

Men who use nitrates to treat heart conditions run the highest risk of danger when consuming these ingredients. The recalled products are Gold Lion Aphrodisiac chocolate male enhancement sachet and a loomed sex chocolate male sexual enhancement booster. The FDA said customers should stop using them immediately. Gear Isle has not received reports of adverse reactions and has contacted customers about returns and refunds. So the FDA, they sent out a notice and they say, you know,

there's so much in here, it could kill you? I'm like, well, could I just have, could you tell me how much is too much? Can I just have a little more detail on that? Like to know how much is too much? And little John's candies, I see that, you know, after your co-lab with a gigawak coffee, there might be a new market opening up for you. Yeah, there you go.

John can't have it. I can't have. Yeah, nitrate. You don't have to have nitrates, do you? No, as far as I can tell. What do you mean? You know, wouldn't you? Yeah.

Okay. I would know. Yeah, you would know. So there's a new bug. I want to get this out of the way. A bug? Yeah, the HMPV virus. Yet another version.

of the common cold. This is the new COVID cold, uh, variance. What is the common? There's two things. You have the new, you have the new cicada COVID. Yeah. Was we played this? And then you have the, now the clips I got three clips.

Okay. I get the clip I think is good, uh, the good two part one and two. New HMPV virus afoot. You send your kids a daycare and they invariably come back with some cold or flu or some virus. Well, it looks like a lot of kids are. coming back with a new virus. That's because the human metameteromavirus, otherwise known as HMPV, is spreading across the U.S. right now. Its symptoms are pretty much identical to that

of the common cold, including things like a cough, fever, sore throat, as well as nasal and chest congestion. However, it's worth noting that it is a different virus from influenza. And interestingly, this new virus does not have any vaccines or known treatments. Oh no. HMPV can cause upper and lower respiratory illness in people of all ages, especially in young children, older adults, and people with weakened immune systems. Symptoms commonly associated with HMPPV include...

I think this is what your pastor had. It was bad. It was this. Oh, interesting. But the weird thing was we were all together, the four of us in Florida. Like, you know,

together the whole time in the car, we had dinner together. sitting close to each, I think the same row on the plane. And both of them got really sick for like three weeks it took them to get over this. And we didn't have it at all. Yeah, but they're not D3 aficionados. Yeah, that's true. And interestingly, this new virus does not have any vaccines or known treatments.

Quote, HMPV can cause upper and lower respiratory illness in people of all ages, especially in young children, older adults, and people with weakened immune systems. Symptoms commonly associated with HMPV include cough, fever, nasal congestion, and shortness of breath. In some people, these symptoms may progress to bronchitis or pneumonia. The symptoms of HMPV can be similar to symptoms from other viruses that cause upper and lower respiratory infections. There is no vaccine or treatment that can prevent HMPV infection, meaning that you basically just have to suffer through it and make sure you stay hydrated, get some rest, and eat chicken soup. And what's interesting is that according to the CDC's

national surveillance system, the one that tracks these viruses. HMPPV is really currently on the rise by the end of March in nationwide tests that were positive for respiratory viruses, 6.3% of them were positive for HMPV, which is lower than influenza, but notably it's higher than COVID-19, roughly three times higher. They also found that HMPV, it peaks later sometime around April, meaning in the next month or so, as influenza cases go down, HMPV cases will likely make up a larger proportion of the people who are sick. Well, that very well could be. It's HMPV.

I hadn't even thought about that. Yeah, the latest, man. Hey, man, don't you want the latest thing? It's called HMPVU. They're going to come with a vaccine. It was in no... This would not have been promoted because everyone just thinks a bad cold, but they've got to bring out the new, the whole, you know,

the details so they can bring out a vaccine. Of course. You use your RSV vaccine. You get your flu shot. You got your HMPV. So this is just a severe common cold. Is that your, your, that was my thing. Yes. It's not, it didn't just show up out of the lab from Wuhan. Well, we don't know. A couple of other things worth noting here. According to data from wastewater scan.org, which tracks pathogens in American wastewater. The region of North California seems to be getting hit hardest by this new virus. Regardless, though, the symptoms are, and if the virus does get too bad, like for somebody with a weak in immune system or a young kid, hospitals can provide oxygen, an IV for hydration and a bed to rest on, but not much shells, given the fact that at the moment, there is no real antiviral treatment for HMPV. Although there was actually a paper just published in Nature magazine. You can see it up on your screen.

It was published in February of 2026, outlining the work that's being done on developing a monoclonal antibody treatment for HMPV. So that might be coming around the pike. regardless though, the mortality rate for most people is similar to the flu. So no real reason for alarm. Just a heads up. That fever that your kid and you might be going through, it might not be the flu. It might be a new novel type of virus.

Woo! Something new. Something new. Yes, yes. Well, everything is... Here's another source. And this is the cicada variant. I don't know if they mention this HMPV or not.

Okay. There is a new variant of COVID that has recently... Hey, it's the same guy. Is this like a whole report this guy does? This is the sickness report. There is a new variant of COVID that has recently emerged across 25 different states. And as is the usual case with these new variants, this one was given a new interesting name. It's called the cicada variant.

A COVID-19 variant is buzzing back to life after years of flying under the radar. Nicknamed cicada for its long hibernation period and noisy return, the strain is now fueling a steady rising cases around the globe, including in the U.S. Now, aside from this... What marketing is this? Hey, we got to come up with a new variant, but all these names have kind of sucked. Let's do something like this. It hides for a long time and then it pops up and makes a lot of noise.

I know. Cicada variant. Yeah, Bob, that's the ticket. Ibrination period and noisy return. The strain is now fueling a steady rising cases around the globe, including in the U.S. Now, aside from this cool name, the official name for this new variant is BA.3.2, and it's an offshoot of the Omicron strain of SARS-COVID 2. It was first detected over in South Africa in November of 2024, but it did not begin circulating more widely until September of

last year, 2025, after which it's now been spotted in 23 different countries, and the proportion of this virus is growing as well. For instance, according to this report here from the CDC, you can see that the cicada variant now accounts for upwards of 30% of cases in some parts of Europe. And then specifically, in regards to here in the U.S., quote, the variant first appeared in the U.S. in a traveler passing through San Francisco International Airport from the Netherlands in June of 2025. But it wasn't until January of this year that B.A. 3-2 showed up in a clinical sample from a U.S. patient. As of February 11th, cicada had been detected in four U.S. travelers and five patients, as well as airline and wastewater samples across 25 states, including New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut.

But before we go ahead and shut down all of society once again, it should be worth noting that, here in the U.S., at least, this new cicada variant accounts for very little, something like 1% of all COVID cases. The concern with it, though, is the large number of mutations that are present on the spike protein. The strain carries roughly 70 to 75 mutations in its spike protein, the part of the virus that helps it interhuman. cells, giving it what experts call immunoscape characteristics. That means it could partially dodge protection from vaccines or prior infections, potentially making it easier to spread. And therefore, this is what's known as a VOI, which is a variant of interest. That's what we call a takeover that someone didn't edit out. Protection from vaccines or prior infections, potentially making it

easier to spread. And therefore, it's known, and therefore, this is what's known as a VOI, which is a variant of interest for the people who study these things. They're basically monitoring the situation. Mm, a VOI. I've learned something. V-O-I. Variant of interest. Yeah. Well, that's pretty depressing. Staying with the medical stuff, we now have a new sheriff in town. It's Sheriff Vance, and he's in your town. Move over, Nick Shirley. Sheriff Vance is coming to And knock some heads together, take names, and roll up the fraud. Early morning, Southern California, FBI SWAT making simultaneous arrests of hospice owners accused of bilking millions from federal taxpayers. Do you have any to say about those charges?

Have you got any of these accusations? We can investigate it for four years. That husband and wife, he and doctor, she and nurse, do business as St. Francis palliative care out of this high-rise office. accused in a criminal complaint of enrolling hundreds of patients who do not qualify for hospice, but billing the federal government as if they did. Well, the investigation is called Operation Never Say Die. They're targeting phantom hospice centers, and so far it's working. Yesterday, the feds arrested doctors, nurses, and psychologists accused of pocketing 60 million right under greasy Gavin Newsom's nose.

But here's how they got caught. all of the terminally ill patients weren't dying. Lolita Minard, a 65-year-old woman in Anaheim, she ran a company named Topanga Hospice Care. She billed Medicare for more than $9.1 million over a five-year period for the care of supposedly terminally ill patients. This company had a death discharge rate of 85%. When you go to hospice, you're usually going to be

you're going there to die. You're not supposed to have an 85 survival rate coming out of your hospital facility. That is five times more than the national average of 17%. Yes. President Trump has named Vice President J.D. Vance the fraud czar. Yeah, I was thinking about this, and I think I know why. Why? To get Newsome. Yeah. That's the whole point. And he wants Vance, because it's the possibility of Newsom running against Vance. is what's in the cards right now. And so the two of them, because he puts Vance into this bogus job,

they're going to have to butt heads. And you get to see the two of them butting heads. It'll be a plus for Vance. It's not be a W.W.E move. Yeah. So supposedly this is somewhere between $180 and $280 billion in fraud. A year. A year.

Now, is that California state fraud or is that, I guess it's federal fraud, right? Well, it's California's fraud, but it's federal money. Yeah. Wow. That's a lot. Yeah. That's a lot. Well, good.

And that's good. He needs that in his portfolio. He needs a portfolio. He's got nothing. What is he doing? He's not doing anything. No, he just goes on talk shows. He's on Rogan, I guess, recently.

Oh, I haven't seen him on, he's on Rogan recently? That's funny. That's what I understand. I didn't see that pop up. Got a couple things that may be of interest around AI. Something very interesting happened in the tech world. And you probably never heard of the TBPN podcast.

Exactly. TBPN podcast. Is that from Valuetainment? No. It might as well have been. No, it's not from Valuetainment. It is a podcast that I had never heard of. Well, here's their announcement on the podcast.

Some big news went down for them. We are live from the TBPN Ultrodome, the Temple of Technology, the Fortress of Finance, the capital of capital. We have some huge news. This is from the Open AI blog. Open AI acquires TBPN,

accelerating the global conversation about AI. This is not an April Fool's joke. April Fool's joke. We didn't do anything for April Fool's Day. This is real. This is a very interesting deal. I think a lot of people will be interested in this. We're very excited about this.

We have a bunch of context and information to share about how this changes things, what changes, what doesn't. I'm sure there's a million questions. We're going to try and get to them all. Yeah, very, very strange. I think this is maybe the first time in history. There's been a deal like this. And then two people that are a part of it have to go and talk for three hours straight. but it's technology business as usual over here.

Let's go over to Fiji CMO's post on the OpenAI blog. She shared this message with the company earlier today. She says, I'm excited to share that we've acquired TBPN. This acquisition brings a team with strong editorial instincts, deep audience understanding and proven ability to convene influential voices across tech, business, and culture. I'm still going to be hitting the soundboard. Yeah, you are.

TVPN has built something pretty special. It's one of the places where the conversations about AI and builders is actually happening day to day. A lot of you already watch it and rely on it to stay close to what's going on. As I've been thinking about the future of how we communicate in open AI, one thing that's become clear is that the standard communications playbook just doesn't apply to us. We're not a typical company. We're driving a really big technological shift and the mission of bringing, and with the mission of bringing AGI to the world

comes a responsibility to help create a space for real constructive conversation about the changes AI creates with builders and people using the technology at the center. So rather than trying to recreate that ourselves, it made a lot of sense just to bring them in, support what they're doing and help them scale, while keeping what makes them special.

A core part of this is editorial independence. We can say whatever we want because we're live and we don't need to run anything through anyone. It's not possible. It is. It would be very difficult to have somebody here. Okay. So they bought, OpenAI bought this podcast for, as Open AI says, in the low hundreds of millions of dollars.

Uh. And this podcast has been around for eight months, eight months. Now, the podcast is really, it's guys from Peter Thiel. it's X, or not even X, it's venture capital guys. And they have all of the AI leaders on this podcast live every single day. I'm surprised you've never heard of it. It's a complete tech bro circle jerk. So, you know, one day, Altman's on and then Zuckerberg,

and then they just keep rotating around. And then the guy from Anthropic and then someone from, so it is the place where Silicon Valley, if it was, wasn't bad enough how they do circular financing. They're all talking to themselves in this circle about, oh, it's going to be great and what is the good and is the bad, and what is the danger and the future and all this stuff. And so this was a very surprising acquisition for an AI company. Like, what is the story with this?

So as it turns out, Chris Lehane is now the strategist for Open A. Does this name ring any bells? Sounds vaguely familiar. He was the crisis guy in the Clinton administration. He was dubbed the Master of Disaster. He does political and crisis management. He was press secretary for Al Gore's 2000 campaign. But his big thing was really Monica Lewinsky.

So the, they, they brought, the Clintons brought. The Clintons brought him in, and he is a crisis guy. So OpenAI has him, and he did some, like, an online seminar type thing in 2025. I got three short clips. So you can kind of hear what his strategy is when he's going in to a place like the White House or perhaps a company to help them if they have crisis and they need crisis communications. First, we've got to get to the core audience. Who is the most important audience that you are speaking to that you're disclosing information to? Because ultimately, those people are the ones who are going to make a decision up or down, and whether you're credible, and whether

ultimately you can be trusted going forward. So you need to identify exactly who it is. Now, typically there's a series of co-centric circles, right? There's a bullseye of the most important audience or most important audiences, and it expands outward. It doesn't mean you have to be mutually exclusive. can talk to all the audiences, but most importantly, you need to make sure you were talking to your core audience and build out from there. So if I'm just going to extrapolate this and overlay it on the TBPN Valuetainment podcast acquisition, I'd say, yeah, you want to be talking to your core audience, which is people who've invested over a trillion, trillion a half dollars, and are wondering, when is this thing going to work, when is it going to do what you told me was going to do? We got all this

money in here. So you need to make sure that people have the right facts. The only way you can kill bad facts or correct bad facts is with good facts. And so there is a burden of proof, so to speak, on the person who is in a crisis. You simply can't say that what's been reported is not true or it's only half true or that there's another side of a story to actually get your story out there, to actually convey and communicate effectively in an incredible way. You either have to be able to provide people the specific facts, particularly the core facts that they're looking at in a particular situation, or you need to be able to identify a process that you're going to pursue to be able to get to those. But at the end of the day, you can't get the small

details wrong, right? There's been so many situations where someone has been in a crisis, and they've actually tried to do everything right. They've disclosed. They've disclosed to the core audience that they want to talk to. But they get a fact wrong. They get a fact to it right. They have something off. And suddenly that particular thing that they missed, that particular detail that they got wrong, looms much bigger because people are going to have a very cynical and skeptical perspective of them. And if that detail is wrong, they're going to think for some reason you are trying to hide it or for some reason you're not trying to communicate it in a truthful way. So you have to make sure that when you're going to put the information out,

you've thought through the questions that you're going to get and you either can answer them with a level of detail and specificity that your core audience expects or provide a process that you will pursue to ultimately get there. What better way to do that than with the podcast. Everybody trusts the podcast. And when you do all this, when you follow his crisis management scheme. What's the crisis? They have a crisis. The crisis. The crisis. The The crisis is nobody wants to put any more money in after this. The secondary market is broken and the stuff sucks. That's the crisis.

They're about to, they're going to have three IPOs. So they put together a podcast just to try to buffalo everybody that nobody listens to. I never heard of it. No, the only people who listen to it are Silicon Valley people, the only people who matter. The VCs. That's what it's about. The crisis is. You're going to have to listen to it.

Yeah. And here's the final one. Crisis, there is a natural human tendency to not communicate as forcefully and as effectively as you need to. When, in fact, in a crisis, you want to err on the side of almost over communicating. To begin with, there is so much noise and information out there that enable to break through with your message, to resonate with your core audience, to give the information that people are, looking for, you need to do it loudly, you need to do it consistently, you need to do it repetitively, and you need to do it in a way that ultimately does resonate with them so that they're hearing it.

So when you're in a crisis, it's not good enough just to put out the information. Sometimes it's not good enough just to put out the information. Yeah, you have to do it any number of times, and you have to be able to determine is your core audience hearing this, right? Because you could be fully disclosed. You could be doing everything right. This is desperation, talk. Yes.

You're not actually accomplishing what your strategy is designed to accomplish. Yes. It's desperate. That's why they hired him, just like he was hired for, by Connette, California Edison during the California energy crisis, Goldman Sachs during the financial crisis. Cisco, when the bubble burst, Lance Armstrong, he had a couple of crises. Al Gore's current TV when it fired Keith Olberman. Madonna, when she had that whole Kabbala Center and everyone hated her. Rob Reiner and the first five Hollywood studios. This guy has been, This is what he does. He was brought in because they see a crisis. And the crisis is it's not working out the way they wanted to. Of course not. Right.

So that's why you, and you buy it. I also have a hard time believing the low hundreds of millions of dollars. We talked about this before. But that's your noise. You throw the number out there and make everything look catchy. Yeah. Yeah, you make some noise. Exactly.

Yeah. Yeah, you make some noise. I think it's great. Props to Dave Jones. He's the one that found the clips from that guy. Hmm. Yeah. Nails it. So, yeah, no one wants to buy those shares on the secondary market anymore.

Everyone wants to get out. Go public, Sam, quick. So we could get out of this. Get us out of here. Get us out quick. And then you've got, so Beniof, Salesforce. Beniof is, you know, he had a whole Salesforce day like a carnival and with clowns and ferris wheels for his customers. Yeah, he likes, he's a showman.

He's a showman. And so, and he invites Kramer to come out and do the showline. Oh, Jim Kramer. He invites Kramer out. Everything's fine. You just don't understand AI core, okay? Everything's going to be fine. Look, some people said to me, you know what, he ought to just be, create agent force, separate.

that from the rest of the company make two companies and two companies will be worth more absurd? It's complete lunacy. I guess people don't understand that agent force is part and parcel sales force. It is the core of every product we make now. It is the platform. A year ago it was a product that we are like showing here we're in this formative stage. Today we have tens of thousands of appointments and those customers are all ready to get to another level of execution. And we're also introducing all kinds of exciting new products like Michael Dell is using new Agent Force supply chain. Agent Force. He has 20,000 suppliers already on it.

And we're working with those suppliers. That's amazing all through this agenda platform. That's a big breakthrough. Now, so I just want to put a stake in this AI eating software argument. You know AI, you know software. Is AI crunching software? Is that the end of softwares you know with the software's a service model? Is it over, like some say, or am I watching someone who's making billions using it?

There's this kind of crazy narrative that these analysts are trying to help right-size this, to help people understand. That's why I'm so grateful that you're here, by the way. I'm so grateful you're here to save me because everyone's saying that I'm going to go out of business. Help me, Kramer. Workday, it's you. That's why you have to be here. That's why these people have to be. That's why I'm here.

That's why I'm here. You have to see this to understand that this software is transforming itself, that you can do things. You can now, you know, the first time I ever used the word was agent and agentic was on your show. I know. Now, that was still only a little over a year ago. They were like, I was trying to sign up to me. It was only a little over a year ago. All I heard was this software can do things.

He can do stuff. Ah, it's glorious. Sounds like the two of them should blow each other. And then the CEO of Anthropic. I'm still trying to figure out. I have a feeling those guys might be some of those, I forget the name every single time, altruists, the effect of altruism.

I think they're part of that gang. No. Yes. Don't you. That's the creepiest group there is. I have a feel, well, maybe or an offshoot of it. you know, like, oh, we don't want to use it for autonomous weapons and all this stuff. And, you know.

Well, they are the ones who backed off on signing an agreement with what is the Department of War or somebody. Yes. But here he is on CNN with Anderson, Pooper. And, you know, his big statement at the Anthropic Day, which we had the clip of Wang, Andrew Wang. like, oh, this is it. Everyone's going to be unemployed. So everyone's going to die. Oh, you're being ready.

He's kind of walking a lot of that back. Well-known and respected tech CEO, Dario Amadeh. Is he well-known and respected? Can you confirm he's well-known and respected? Well, I don't know him. Is he respected? I don't know. Has he been around?

Did he run IBM? No, I don't think so. And he really looked into him. He heads a cutting-edge AI company called Anthropic is raising alarms tonight about AI's potential impact on employment that could soon be felt. Well, he says AI can lead to incredible advancements like medical breakthroughs and boosts the economy. He believes it could also lead to half of entry-level white-collar jobs disappearing in 10 to 20% unemployment in the next one to five years. It's something that's been talked about within tech circles for a while, but rarely so starkly and so publicly. I spoke to him just before air about that and other implications.

he thinks AI may have on society. Dario, you've said that AI could wipe out half of all entry-level white-collar jobs and spike unemployment to 10 to 20 percent. How soon might that happen? Well, first of all, thanks for having me on the show. Thanks for having me on the show. Just to back up a little bit. I've been built up a little.

Pump the brakes. For over a decade. And I think maybe the most salient feature of the technology and what is driving all of this is how fast the technology is getting better. A couple of years ago, you could say that AI models were maybe as good as a smart high school student. I would say that now they're as good as a smart college student and sort of reaching past that. I really worry, particularly at the entry level, that the AI models are very much at the center of what an entry level human worker would do. And so it's hard to estimate exactly what the impact would be.

And, you know, there's always this question of adaptation. And, you know, these technology changes have happened before. But I think what is striking to me about this AI boom is that it's bigger and it's broader and it's moving faster than anything has before. And so compared to previous technology changes, I'm a little bit more worried about the labor impact simply because it's happening so fast that, yes, people will adapt, but they may not adapt fast enough. And so there may be an adjustment. sounds to me like he's walking it back. Well, you know, it's because it's happening fast. To be honest, I don't even know what he's saying. How about this? This is the last one. He's going to cure cancer. Previously in the past, said you've described a future where

cancer is cured. The economy grows at 10% a year. The budget is balanced. And 20% of people don't have jobs. John C. DeVorek, resident economist. How does that sound to you? Right now, 20% don't have jobs. Right. A 10 of people don't have jobs. That's exactly what I was getting to, right? Where I agree with all the positive potential. I think that isn't wrong. But, you know, I think the quote you just flashed is maybe too, maybe too optimistic,

Maybe too sanguine. Oh, sanguine. Sanguine? What's going to say sanguine? Yeah. What is sanguine? Like, I think it means like calm. Hmm.

Maybe too optimistic, maybe too sanguine about the ability for people to adapt. You know, people have adapted to past technological changes. But I'll say again, everyone I've, talked to is said, this technological change looks different. It looks faster. It looks harder to adapt to. It's broader. The pace of progress keeps catching people off guard. And so I don't know exactly how fast, you know, the job concerns are going to come. I don't know how fast people are going to adapt. It's possible. It'll be, it'll, it'll, it'll, it'll, it'll all be okay. But I think that's, I think that's too sanguine an approach. I think we do need to be raising the alarm. I think

we do need to be concerned about it. I think policymakers. Sanguine, cheerfully, confident, optimistic. Yeah, calm. It's too sanguine. It's too sanguine, but used it twice. Yeah, he likes the word. Sanguine, sanguine.

I wouldn't use it once. And for good reason. We shouldn't be using that word. I don't know. I don't know. What is he talking about? You know, we're great. We're going public.

Vote for me. Vote for me. These guys. Altman, this guy, Mosque, none of them can talk. They never had any media training. Well, they've all been in media continuously.

Yeah, I know, but they just, I don't know. Isn't that part of the job of a CEO? Well, well-respected. Yeah, to present well. Yes. It's called presentation. Yes. You don't see, what's his name, Jensen Wang, you know, the Nvidia guy's stuttering when he goes up there in his leather jacket?

No, and he's had media training. That's how he got the whole leather jacket deal in the first place. It's perfect. It's perfect. Well, I don't know. I see it being great for people on their own computers, and that might work and that might be something. But all this other stuff, I'm very skeptical. desktop AI.

Yes, from the data center to the desktop. It's like when they came with desktop publishing. Yeah. They came with desk. One thing after another became desktop. Yeah. Why this should might as well too. That's, well, I think that's where it's going.

What does J.C. say? And he certainly has some, he has some insight. I'm going to see him tonight. I don't know. Hmm. I'm a chat with him recently. well, he should be, he should be talking to you every single day. You almost died.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How come he's not over there all the time? Like, I'm so happy, Dad, you're still here. Well, he does. I'm, you know, he's not going anywhere. Hey, with that, I want to thank you for your service saying the morning to you, the man who put the seat.

My service. What did I say? I want to thank you for your service. I don't know what happened. Let me try it again. And I want to say in the morning, and thank you for your courage, the man who put the sea in the can't sleep at night. Say hello to my friend on the other end.

He's still with us. Mr. John C. DeMoorah. In the morning, you was Adam Crane. He was a bit of the ground, and the sheep's a bit of the night's out there. He's tired, everybody. You can tell.

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We've figured that one out. So we have to make the best of it. And the way we decided to do that eight over. 18 years ago is we just give you everything we got every single time twice a week. If it's valuable to you, please send us some value back in the form of time, talent, or treasure. That's all we ask for, really. It's not too much to ask for. And people do it. And that is what has kept us going. And we appreciate that. And you can do it in many different ways. Now, we have to put someone into the spotlight today who has been providing value to the show for well over 15 years.

has had a, AI is ruining the internet in a number of different ways. I'll give you an example. My friend Dave Jones, he runs the podcast index, an open podcast index for anyone who has a podcast, anyone who wants to develop something, so as an API. With these stupid Claudebot lobster crap things that people have just willy-nilly installed on their Mac minis, people have now made podcasts. generators that will spin up 500 podcasts of Drek a minute. Yes, I heard this.

And start submitting it to the index. And it's killing our API. You know, there's all kinds of stuff. Can't you bump them? Yeah, but it's a moving target. Dave has a job, by the way. He's got a day job. Yeah.

But this AI is, you know, everyone's launching bots and all kinds of stuff. it's out of control. So you can imagine that Sir Paul Couture has had quite a go of it ever since AI art came into being. And we even saw it on the last show after the show.

We were looking to choose some art. And there was like, you know, 50 copies of the same art had been auto spewed onto it. He's been battling bots. He's been battling, honestly, he's been, battling horrible art, like child porn that people are trying to upload.

So he's become a security guy at the same time. He just used to be... It stinks. It does stink. It really stinks. And then also there's, you know, the abuse he takes from artists. You know, when something doesn't work, you know how people are. You know, stupid thing.

Instead of thinking, wow, this is just the guy who's doing this in his spare time to help the show. And people get so just out of whack and out of balance of understanding volunteerism. So he had to, and it was eating up resources. So he moved the entire art generator to some CDN overnight, literally. And he has been, but he's also added new feature. He's done a whole bunch of work and really want to say, thank you, Sir Paul Gouture. thank you for your courage. Thank you for what you've been doing with the art generator.

I'm surprised you didn't throw up your hands and say, screw it and pull the plug many times. John, you and I have talked about it. Yeah. Like this guy, one day, it's just going to freak out. And I think he did. But it still seems to be here. He's a trooper.

He is a real trooper. He's a good guy. Yeah. And so first you want to thank Blue Acorn who brought us the artwork for everything. episode 1856. We titled that one, SIS Lunar.

We're still not sure what it means, but it was a fun title. And this was really the only piece that we liked. It had everything in there, sad puppy, Alien, a donate button, had some coffee,

it had the No Agenda had, had flying saucers. It had everything. It had all, it suffice. You know, it had everything we needed. So now let's take a look at

the stuff we didn't pick. Which was pretty much, well, everything. Yeah, there was nothing good. Was there anything that we even considered? I don't think so. I was very disappointed by Darren. What did Darren try to do? He did an olive oil bottle.

It looks nothing like anything. Yeah, the olive oil bottle was no good. He tried to sneak in an overhead projector. I did see someone, one of our producers, tweeted a picture of an overhead projector he found in his school. I think I have one in the basement. Of course you do.

Of course. Man, the day that you actually do go, it's going to be a banant. It's going to be like storage wars at your place. Can I have the rights to the Devorac archive and we can auction pieces off? That would be fantastic. I don't need the money. I just want the production rights.

Me and Brunetti will fly in. Brennetti can drive down. Okay. Anyway. So yeah, there was nothing. And just looking at it right now, I don't know if we, I don't know if we have anything we can pick yet. Well, at least the girl with the, with the bunny ears. Yeah, yeah.

Has an Easter theme. Yes. We're going to pick something that's either it's going to be Easter theme. Of course. Not a capitalist agenda with a rabbit cropping out eggs. No. That's not going to work. That's not going to happen.

No, that will not happen. Uh, okay. Well, thank you very much, the blue acorn. That was a nice piece of work. We appreciated that. We thank all of our producers, $50 and above, and we have a special place in our hearts and on the charts. For people who can support us with $200 or more,

we'll, first of all, read your note, and we give you an associate executive producer title, which is valid in all Hollywood circles and far beyond. You can ask anyone who's received an Oscar, or a BAFTA or a Grammy or anybody. Associate Executive Producer's Real Credit. You can put it on IMDB.com even just to prove it. $300 or more.

Not only do we read your note, but you get an executive producer credit. And we thank everybody, $50 and above, not below that for reasons of anonymity. And we kick it off with a friend who has come back with $28.28. That is $2,8,000. It is suronymous of a dog, patch and Lower Slobovia.

I can already hear Brunetti saying, see, it's got to be Mimi because she stopped co-hosting the show and now Seronymous is back. But I don't think his theory is correct if we read. Yeah, well, Brunetti knows better. If we read

Seronimoise's notes. Hey, Mimi, what are you doing sending this kind of money in cash? Where is it? Where is it? Where's the pile? Well, she's got all those businesses, man. She got a podcast studio. She got a dog kennel.

Cash business, baby. No, Seronymous is one of our long-time supporters. Sends cash in code 2828. I'm not, can you figure out this code? What 2828 is? No, I'm lucky. I catch one once in a while. This makes no sense.

Here's his notes. From Seronymous of Dog Patch and Lower... And by the way, something about the note is different. Oh, really? I think the point size is different. He's using a different device. Hmm. Well, let's see what he says.

Let's see what he says. Thank you to all producers, Adam and Mimi, for keeping the wheels on while John was busy on assignment. Sorry for my delay in donating. Travel around the GCC was a bit challenging this month. That would be the Gulf countries. Background noise and flight rescheduling made for dynamic scheduling and some meetings. moved away from windows when the due to current situation, a potential missile threat, seek immediate shelter in the closest secure building,

and stay away from windows, doors, and open areas await further instructions, alert, rang on all phones. That's an Israel. A couple of observations. No one seemed to panic. I'm sure they have it everywhere. Yeah, they do. A couple of observations, he says.

This is from the region. No one seemed to panic with 50% or more the population foreign. workers, half South Asian, that's Indian, Pakistani, and Bangladeshi, another 20% from Egypt, Yemen, and Sudan. Having a few missiles and drones not fired directly at them wasn't only overly concerning, although everyone was aware of the danger. A few Americans reacted like they might from a tornado warning since the flash wording was similar and even in a shelter. If it hits you, you're in trouble. I haven't seen any comments regarding the skill and exceptional work done by the various GCC military forces.

At this writing, more than 1,11919 missiles and 3,792 drones have been launched at GCC countries compared to 300 missiles and 550 drones against Israel. Coordination with U.S. forces is exceptional, and while regrettably some martyrs have died defending their country, the training and skill required to protect their countries from what was an unexpected and sophisticated series of attacks must be commended. I expect the Arabs will have very long memories of this. Finally, did Besant have the Treasury place a bet on Polly Market for U.S. First Strike to pay for this adventure? No jingles, no karma. Well, no. Why not?

He is a finance guy, after all. He does come from the world of sorrow, so you never know. And this will also play synonymous of dog patch and Lower Slobovia in the very first group of knights in the order of the Red Heart, which kicks off today. So we will see you in just a few moments, Sir Anonymous. And thank you so much for supporting the best podcast in the universe. Sir Jimmy Chimmichens of the Bloody Goiter in Kirkland, Washington, 1,000. Nice. And he's already a night.

And so he came into with the order of the heart, red night. he'll be a red knight too, and he's on the list. To honor your service for these many years, cheers. Sir, it's a nice note, Sir Jimmy Chimkins of the Bloody Goitur. Very nice. Mike Delaney, Nyack, New York, 33, dear John and Adam, thanks for all the fantastic analysis over the years. I owe much more to you than I'm able to give.

Thanks especially for helping to keep my amygdala a healthy size. When John was in the hospital, it may be realized how special you both are and how much value you bring to my life. I prayed for John often while he was recovering. I recently passed the CISP exam for cybersecurity. It's a brutal one and promise myself, I donate if I passed. I kindly request a deduished. You've been deduished. And the jobs, Carmen.

Happy Easter and keep doing the Lord's work all the best from Mike Delaney from Milford, Pennsylvania. Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You've got karma. And we moved to Sir E, 61, Black Sheep. 314.04, God bless you both. He is risen. Give me some goat karma.

We got that for you. You've got karma. Gileon or Jillian Pilk, This is a first associate executive producer from, let's see, this is Creswell, Oregon. Want some jingles, wants a yay, wants a coincidence, and wants a boogity, boogity. ITM, John Adam, he has risen. Wishing about the happy Easter filled with God's blessings. Also a happy co-birthday to John.

Today, I'm turning 42. You are on the list. Adam, I love your We Get to Do this podcast with Pastor Jimmy and look forward to it weekly. I've also found some other gems on the Godcaster app. Thank you. You all right there? Yeah. John, I'm praying for your continued healing and no more health scares.

I need you around to celebrate our future co-birthdays. Please put this donation towards my damehood and dedush me. You've been deduced. As this is my first solo donation, I've donated in the past with my sisters, the Dolreto sisters. I hope my donation if 274.44 came through correctly, the 74 is for John's birthday. and the 42 is for mine. Thank you both for everything you do for us. Yay!

Incidence? I think not. Daniel Collins, parts unknown 233. And he says, just a heads up, this is a drunk donation. Haven't had one in a while. Not very long for one. But I can do a little bit of it. Love is a show.

And happy birthday, John. Donating for some business and job karma and some health karma for my mom. Four more years. Give me as much Reverend L as you can. Dealers' choice. Jobs. Wait, I'm sorry. Here we got.

All E-S-P-I-C-T. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You've got karma. All right. And there's Eli the Coffee Guys. He's from Bensonville, Illinois. And he also says,

John, happy birthday with 20405. He always has $200 and the day's date, 405. Another trip around the sun and you're still sharper than most young whippersnappers out there. Here's to many more. Happy Easter to everyone in Gitmo Nation. I hope the day brings some good food and a little time with family. He has risen, but our prices have not. Please.

My man. Wow. My man. please visit gigawak coffee roasters.com and use code ITM 20 for 20% off your order and stay caffeinated. Eli the coffee guy. Dame Astrid in Tokyo. Yes.

We wish you, we wish you happy birthday and sincerely many happy returns. Your determination to be on the show right off the bat just goes to prove what a Superman you are. We need you. We love you. your wisdom, your stories and tips, keep them coming. Dame Astrid and Sir Mark, the Archduchess slash Duke of Japan,

and all the disputed islands in the Japan Sea. Thank you. And I can tell you, she really loves you. That's real. I mean, she would leave her husband for you. Aw. I'm just saying. Yeah, I appreciate that.

I appreciate that. Yes. Because I've spoken to her many times. Hey, there she is coming at the very end, as she always does, Linda Lupatkin from Lakewood, Colorado with $200. And she wants Jobs Karma. And there's a reason for that because she says, your resume has about 10 seconds to make an impression,

and most don't. Now, if you want a resume that gets results, go to ImageMakersInc.inck.com. Linda helps professionals and executives turn their experience into a clear story of leadership results and impact. That's ImageMakers, Inc. With A K. And Linda Lou, Duchess of Jobs and Writer of Winning Resumets. Happy Birthday, John, 74 more years.

Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. Yica, karma. And I will continue with the rest of our supporters. Of course, a lot of, these are all, they came in as 77-47, but I think it's 74, 74, which he's added, yes. But first we stop with Stephen P. Vericker from Delray Beach, Florida, 8888. He says that's a Mimi boob donation.

Mimi has odd boobs, 8888. The original boob donation, as always, comes from Sir Kevin McLaughlin. He is the Archduke of Luna, lover of America and boobs 808, and he says, God bless America and boobs. And happy birthday, JCD. William Kidwell, Dover, Delaware. 74-74-74. Happy birthday, John. I'm not going to read the number because it's all the same. These are all birthday greetings for you, John.

Nyra Salian, I think it is, Atlanta, Georgia. Randy O'Rourke, Bradford, Pennsylvania. Happy birthday, Buzzkill. Stephen Mann, Plymouth, Michigan. Happy birthday. Happy Easter, get well soon. Alan Schaff, St. Paul, Minnesota. Happy birthday, good health, karma, John. Derek Tipton, Madeira, California. Happy birthday. John Streg, Streg, Strez, Racine, Wisconsin. Jason Edmonds, Johnson City, Tennessee. John, we're so happy you made it to this birthday.

Christy Carlton, Seminole, Florida. Spencer Christian, Wahiawa, Wahiawa in Hawaii. Don't die on me yet! Happy birthday. Jack Schofield, Yankee Town, Florida. Happy birthday. Johnny D. Dame Tony Helps, Oklahoma City. Happy birthday, John.

I hope this helps with the hospital bills. Dame Tony. Ron Fairchild. Texas. Happy birthday, John. That's Ron, the cogent business solutions in Helotes, Texas. Ryan to Porton in Burnsville, Minnesota. Welcome back. Happy birthday to the original tech route. Me, he did a great job, but the bus kill is needed. Happy birthday, sir, becoming heroic, and he's from Sherrillville, Indiana. We have Sir Z. Anonymous in Liverpool. Happy birthday, John. That is in the UK, of course. Harrison Nobles, Castle Hain, North Carolina. Jesus Christ is the risen Savior. Happy

birthday job. John, keep living. Keep living. That is our motto. Keep living. B. Dub, Springfield, Oregon. Happy birthday, JCD.

My pedometer read 7,474 after my morning walk today. Couldn't ignore the sign to donate. Sir John in Blaine, Minnesota. Happy birthday speed of recovery. We have Kirk Satoff in Nevada, California. Sir Beeboop, New Brighton,

Minnesota. That he's, Sir Bebub, the frozen tundra. Thanks for all the hard work. A young man, that's for you, John. Service, service night, New York, New York. Checking in, to wish John a happy birthday. Sir David Fugosoto, and he's a Duke in Gladstone, Missouri.

Happy birthday, John. Joel Cause in Pittsburgh, 73's KC3LVG. Alex Salahauer. Joe, Cawas was in, he's in Indy, he's not in Pittsburgh. He's an Indianaola. What did I say? Oh, he said, well, he, no, never mind. This is what it says on the spreadsheet.

Oh, I see. And I'm looking at that. He's an Indianola. But then it says Pittsburgh in the note. Well, who knows? And by the way, KC3, LVJG, 73s. 73s. Dame Rita's in Sparks, Nevada, and she is our final birthday wisher with 74-74.

Chad Hewitt, Folsom, California, 6640. God is good. Happy Easter. David Cox, Austin, Texas, 6325. Dame Teresa Martina in Camarillo, California, 61, 66. Leszikowski, Kingman, Arizona, Small Boob, 606. James Springer also comes in with the Small Boob, 6,006 from Ann Arbor, Michigan. And he says, your media deconstruction is essential to shrink my amygdala.

Keep up the good work. Chris Cheney, Allen, Texas, double nickels on the dime, small token of my appreciation and honor of JCD's surviving and JCD's birthday, my own birthday on 4-6. Please put me on the birthday list as I complete the halfway century mark, love and light. You're on it. Anonymous, Sarasota, Florida. Florida, 53-74. Happy birthday, John, be well.

Sir Alex Savala, these are the 50. Sir Alex Savala and Kyle, Texas, 50. Priscilla Rubio in Norark, California, 50. Happy birthday, John, and happy Easter. And Carrie Jackson, Watertown, Tennessee, rounds out our list. These are our producers. What happened to all our 50s? Yeah, they fell off the map, didn't they?

The last couple of shows. I don't know. Remember we had like you at one point where he had like 10 or 15? We got three. I wish I could tell you what's going on. I don't know. Telling you something's up. Something's up and it's a problem.

It's a problem, I tell you. Well, thank you all very much. It is highly appreciated that you support us. Everybody can go to know it in the donations.com. It's not hard. We take Bitcoin. You can do it through Stripe. You can do PayPal.

You can send us check. checks are very much appreciated. We love the checks sent them to the P.O. box. You can have a check sent from your bank automatically. Just send us some value back. It's about the value that you get out of the show and what you consider to be valuable. That's the beauty of it. Yeah, let's mention it's box 339. El Cerrito. Yes. It's on the website. 94530. It's on the website. So right at the time, Ladies and gentlemen, my partner for over 18 years, John Charles Devorak turned 74 years old today, and thank you all for celebrating with us. Gillian Piltz turns 42 today. Chris Cheney will be celebrating tomorrow, and Sir, by His Grace, wishes his red-hot mama jewels. A very happy birthday celebrated today as well. Happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.

So I think we should get the two, let's see, we have our... Orders of the Heart. And I think I have Here we go. There we go. Behold the art. Pure of purpose. Right from the start in the morning,

brave and smart. The order of the heart. We have Sironymous of Dog Patch and Lower Slobobia and Sir Jimmy Chimkins of the bloody goiter. Gentlemen, both of you will be receiving a special, special lapel pin as you. You are now members of the Order of the Heart. And thank you very much for supporting John's heart and getting him back on.

And double knights. And double knights as well. Behold the purpose. Right. Funning, brave and small. Come on, man. That's good. That's good.

That's a real jingle right there. That's a good one. Yeah. We do have a couple of meetups coming up. In fact, a really big one on Saturday. But first, we have one meetup report, which I have not reviewed. so your results may vary. No one, Chenda.

Stuck this into the meetups folder, but I forgot to go back, because usually I checked these for big pauses and stuff. Let's see how we do on the Fort Wayne Meetup Report. Adam and John, Shannon reporting in from Fort Wayne. We had our routine, pretty good meetup, and we have a collection of rubber duckies, and thanks for the docks of Adam's address.

We'll mail him to him in Texas. In the morning, Jared from Fort Wayne. Michelle from Fort Wayne. Mike from Fort Wayne, enjoy the morning. Good afternoon, Dame Trinity from Fort Wayne. Glad to be back in the group. In the morning, John Adams, Sir PBR Street Gang, just going through our typical deconstruction. Thank you for your courage. Welcome back, John.

There you go. So normally I cut those a little bit tighter, but it wasn't too bad. Thank you, Fort Wayne. And I'm sorry. Yeah, I got real lucky on that one. You're right. Let's see. We have some important meetups coming up.

Now, these No Agenda Meetups are a thing of beauty to behold. You really have to go to at least one in your lifetime. And I guarantee you, you will want to go to more of them. Now, you can find this at noagenda meetups.com. Another website that we hope will not get spammed out of existence, thanks to AI submission. So thank you, Sir Daniel, who managed. is that and Mimi who works with him as well. It's like a TED Talk, only it's not. It's just a hangout

with a whole bunch of people who listen to the show. There's no registration, no fees. You just find a local neighborhood hangout or bar where you can meet up. You put it on no agenda meetups.com. You go, you hang out. Now, this connection will give you protection. These people will be your responders in your first responders in any type of emergency. I guarantee it. So go to no agenda meetups.com. And that is where you will find that we have some great meetups coming up this Saturday. We have four. We have the Treasure Valley Boise meetup. That's 3 o'clock at Old State Saloon in Eagle, Idaho.

We have the northern Silicon Valley Get John and Mimi out of the house meetup at 333 p.m. Pacific at Club Mallard in Albany, California. Sir Rekalston Crazy, Steve the second is hosting. John, looking good still that you're going to be there? I'm doing everything I can to attend this meetup. I can go there. I'm sure I can hang out there for at least 45 minutes, if not longer. Yeah. And then leave.

Then say hi to everybody. Yes. So go say hi to John and Mimi. The Suffrens, Succatash, South Central Louisiana meetup, 7 o'clock on Saturday. That is the adopted dog brewing company in Lafayette, Louisiana. And then we have also on Saturday the fourth semi-annual Fredericksburg, Texas meetup. This is FBG, Matt and his lovely wife who are organizing this at J6, Sir Jenny's Place, the 1776 Bar and Full Moon Inn, bed and breakfast in Fredericksburg, Texas.

All of your stars will be there, your favorite stars, I'm sure the Baron of the Armory, Scott will be there, Sir Brian with one eye, dirty jersey whore, I'll be there, Tina the Keeper will be there, Pastor Jimmy will be there. And I'm reliably informed, Greg and Ashland Speed will also be attending. Come on, man. This is a hoot-nanny. You got to be there. That is this coming Saturday.

Then our next meetup on the calendar is April 16th. That is Thursday. That's out there a little bit. The 5th anniversary edition of Charlotte's Thursday, 3rd Thursday at 7 o'clock, Eastern at Edd's Tavern in Charlotte, North Carolina. And the rest of the meetups for April is Fort Wayne, Indiana. The 18th of Franklin, Tennessee. the 19th, Indianapolis, Indiana, Vancouver, British, Columbia, Canada, the 25th Schaeferninge in the Netherlands, the 26th, Brighton, Michigan.

Leipzig is in the house on April 30th in Germany. And wherever possible, get us a meetup report. We love receiving those. Go to no agenda meetups.com. You'll find all the information for every single one of these meetups. Looking forward to seeing everybody Saturday. And remember, no agenda meetups.com. If you can't find one near you, start one yourself.

Always fun and always guaranteed. And we're coming up. And we're coming up on the end of the show mix, which we have for you. And John's tip of the day. But also we have some ISOs. Let me see. You have a couple here, I see. You have two, I have two.

I kind of phoned it in, so. Shall I just give you mine? Yeah. All right, here we go. I've fallen and I can get up. I just had to pull that one for you. Yeah. No, I didn't think so.

And here's the other one. The number 33 is everywhere. I like that one. Okay. What else you got? You should put that aside for a regular. Yes. Okay, I have crackpots.

They're crackpots. Well, not bad, not bad. I kind of like that one. And then age. You look good for your age. Ah, it's a little muddy at the beginning. You look good for your age. They're crackpots. I have to say that I'm thinking...

The number 33 is everywhere! Should we try that one? I think we should try that. I like it. Hey, everybody, before we do anything, it's time now for John C. DeVorex's tip of the day. and sometimes at all. Okay.

This is one of the, I don't do this much anymore. But I got, I did get this one from Mimi. And it's a cleaning tip. Cleaning tip. Last time she had a cleaning tip, it was how to get blood out of your carpet.

Yeah, it was something like that. It was gross. Dog pee, dog pee. Dog pee. It was gross. I'm with you. It was gross. It was gross.

Well, this is close, but not, nothing like that. Close but not gross. This is active washing machine cleaner. A washing machine cleaner. And this is for pet owners. It's got a bunch of enzymes, deep clean, de-scaler for cat and dog hair, urine odor, the stuff that builds, you get, you know, if you have animals. You have animals.

And this is like good for the kennel. The kennel is a kennel tip for anyone owns a kennel. You throw this into an empty washing machine and it cleanses. out the tub completely gets rid of any animal dog stench what's the name of the product again it's active and amazon has it as an amazon amazon choice active washing machine cleaner for pet owners it's it's to tune up your washing machine hmm you have to clean the machine out itself once in a while yeah because phoebe is a real shudder oh we need this you need this stuff we have hair everywhere. Yeah. If you have a dog that sheds and you wash stuff, just casual stuff around the

house, it's going to get into the washing machine. You want this product. Well, I'm going to get this product. Tina will be very happy because if there's someone who complains about pet hair, it's Tina. And she's right. Around 20 bucks. It's a steal, everybody. There it is. John Cedar Warwick's Tip of the Day. Get them all at noagenda fun.com. Tip of the day.net. for you and me just the tip with JCD. And sometimes Adam,

created by Dana Bertetti. And we made it once again through another episode of the best podcast in the universe. We're on 75% power here, people. And we're still rolling it out for you. John, I can't believe how you continue to show up,

bring all the heat you got. Yeah, people do want you to be a little bit meaner, though. So if you can bring some of that back. Yeah, you do. I'll get meaner as it takes you as it on. As it goes along, yeah, as you go along. Stay tuned to the Noah Genes stream. Grumpy old dames are coming up next.

Always fun to listen to them because, man, they are grumpy dames. I'll tell you that. Grumpy old dames. An end-of-show mixes, three dynamite mixes, all from MVP. Man, that guy does not give up. And we will be returning to your airway. on Thursday with another multi-hour deconstruction of your media. Help you understand what's happening in the world as we figured out as well.

Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country, where we're going to have that big meetup on Saturday in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam Curry. And from Refinery Row up here in the north part of the San Francisco Bay, I'm John C. DeVore. We'll see you on Thursday. Please remember us at noagendidonations.com. Until then, we say, adios mofos!

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