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Episode Date: April 9, 2026

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Your energy is flowing out. No, no. Adam Curry, John C. DeVore. It's Thursday, April 9th, 2026. This is your award winning Gimination Media Assassination Episode 1858. This is no agenda. Got a finger on the trigger. And we're broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA,

reason number six in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam Curry. And from Refinery Row in northern San Francisco Bay. we're all wondering what the heck just happened. I'm John C. DeBorang. It's crackpot and buzzkill. In the morning. In one of these days, you'll remember where you are.

I mean, it just doesn't flow refinery. What is even refinery road? There's a bunch of refineries up here. Jay lives amongst the oil muck? There's no muck. Oh, I thought the refineries all left, California. There's three of them. Still four of them are out here still running.

Oh. They're about to leave. Well, they should because it's no good. Hey, good news. Yeah. I fixed our robot. Ooh. Yes, let me just check.

Let me see. Robot. Are you there? Are you ready for the show? Yes, I'm here and ready to rock. Let's get this show started. Ready to rock? Well, at least she talks fast.

She talks fast. So we can ask the robot for help whenever we want. Well, when we start to do that, I do have a bunch of AI clips I'd like to be I'd like to play but I think obviously we have to discuss the 10 news cycles that took place between the last show it's like this show no it's like we need to we need more shows like come on come on Trump we should have done an emergency pod you're so right I can't this if there ever was a moment I don't think people even ask us for that anymore they don't even ask us for emergency pods anymore they're like

Because they know what's going to happen. Those guys not going to do an emergency pod. You want to do your three by three? Wanted your three by three? Yeah, so I'm thinking. That's good idea. Now it's time for three by three is indeed. It's experiment by JCP comparing stories from ABC, CBS and NBC.

Three by three. I will say, before you get into your three by three, has nobody figured out Trump's alga? yet. I mean, is it really that hard to understand how he works and what he does? And, you know, this was so good. I mean, when I saw, well, we saw the Easter Sunday one come in pretty much live. And then the, you know, the civilization thing. It's like, did we forget Rocket Man? I've got a button on my desk and it works. And come on. It's like, come on. It's like. like, all right. Well, the one thing I definitely want to play after this is, before all this finally resolved, if you want to call it that, is Megan Kelly.

Oh, yeah. No, we have some crazy people to play. But let's get into three by three first. Yeah, let's start with ABC. Tonight, 90 minutes before his deadline, President Trump announcing he has agreed to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. He says his decision would depend on Iran agreeing to the complete immediate and safe opening of the Strait of Hormuz. About an hour later, Iran announcing it had agreed. The president calling the ceasefire double-sided. It comes at the end of a day that began with Trump's dire threat. A whole civilization will die tonight never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. The president's extraordinary threat that a whole civilization will die tonight condemned in Rome by the first American pope. attacks on civilian infrastructure is against international law, but that it is also a sign of the hate. Was this the Pope?

Was that the Pope talking? It might be. I mean, he's Americans from Chicago. The division, the destruction that human being is capable of. Some Republicans cheering the president on. Senator Kevin Kramer of North Dakota saying if the cruel, unelected rulers of Iran are stupid enough to think President Trump is bluffing, I hope they're prepared to meet their maker.

Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson usually in lock step with the president, but not tonight. I do not want to see us start blowing up civilian infrastructure. I do not want to see that. We are not at war with the Iranian people. We are trying to liberate that. Trump's one-time close ally Tucker Carlson disgusted. On every level, it is vile on every level. Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor,

Posting 25th Amendment. Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization. This is evil and madness. This was fantastic. I mean, anyone who took this seriously and, I mean, this is Hulk Hogan, the Iron Sheek, 1984 Madison Square Garden. It's exactly the same.

It's exactly the same. In fact, do you want to hear it? I happen to have the clip. Yeah, play it. Here we go. World Wrestling Federation heavyweight champion, Hulk Hogan, against the Iron Sheik. What?

That's your surprise to me? Yes. Well, I'll tell you something. You show the match. You go ahead, Jack. And don't you ever pull no surprise on me again, or I'll tighten your tie good for you, boy. We are going to go up to the ring right now,

the introductions to our championship ball with the World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion. What's it is. Let's see him. Let's go. Let's go. is for the World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Championship. One fall, one hour time limit.

In the league at this time, first the manager, Classy, Fred Blassie. Weighing 258 pounds, the challenger, the Iron Sheet. And they played Eye of the Tiger when Hulk Hogan came out. I met the Iron Sheik. Oh, he must have been a super nice guy. Oh, he's a super nice guy. I have an autographed photo. Is he still alive? Does he still exist?

I don't know. I can't remember. To be honest about it, it's funny because I only reminded myself that I met him because I found a photo the other day. And I can't remember for the life of me when this was. Probably about 10 years ago. Because he spoke

Farsi. He actually, because I have a whole bunch of these clips. I was trying to get something with a better quality. And he speaks Farsi and then, you know, the guy goes, listen, Sheik. We know you speaking English. Did Trump own the franchise back then? Did he own?

He didn't own that. No, no, never. He never did. But he, he understands this mechanism. So when I saw him, you know, civilization will end, I'm like,

he already has a deal in the pocket. He's already got to go. It's good to go. And this is what our, our guy in the region. Yeah, why don't we take a break from the three, right?

We're going to do the rest of them. But read our latest note from our guy. our boots on the ground guy in the Middle East. Okay, here he is. Multiple versions of the 10 conditions in Iranian media. Nobody has seen the one the U.S. agreed to. Both sides claim victory. Iranian propaganda gone next level with AI, no kidding,

with Trump with a white flag coming down out of Air Force one, military spokesperson doing two-minute Instagram-ready videos in English, Arabic, and Hebrew, plus conspiracy theory that the airman rescue was fake. Actually, two failed uranium extraction ops. And he was over the past few days, he was saying, 90% certain this is WW. He was saying WWE.

And then the minute Trump came out with civilization, he says, 99% certain this is total horse crap. He knew it. And he's right next door to Iran. He knew it. Yeah, I'm sure that locals, all kind of figured it out. I hope so. But that, but, but that, that doesn't, that doesn't cut it for the American M5M. And apparently most of the podcasters. We'll get to that after we play your three.

Yes. Let's play. Let's move on. Okay, that was ABC. These are all pretty much the same report as usual. Yes. And so let's move to, uh, NBC. Walk us through the president's truth social post and this apparent sudden pause and fighting. Well, Tom, that true social post came, uh, just minutes ago. And just within the past few moments, we are now hearing from Iranian State TV, which says that the U.S. has accepted Iran's conditions, although there are still things that are unclear. This is the President's true social post where he said, subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran, agreeing to the complete, immediate, and safe opening of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks.

He calls it a double ceasefire. Now, the President also saying that there was a 10-point proposal, from Iran, and he says that it's a workable basis on which to negotiate. The president claims that all past contention, various points of contention have been agreed to between the U.S. and Iran, but that this two-week period will allow the agreement to be finalized. Now, this caps off, Tom, a day of rapid developments. There have been ongoing strikes throughout the Middle East, and President Trump had dramatically escalated his threats against Iran, posting earlier today on social media, a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be.

to be brought back. Now, ahead of that deadline, Iran's regime today, urge people to line up outside power plants. You're seeing a video from state TV of some of those people lined up outside the bridges and power plants. Now, in a phone call late today, the president told me that the use of human shields would be totally illegal. And he added that they're not allowed to do that. There was strong pushback from across the world. Democrats called that earlier post unhinged. Even some conservatives were concerned that the president. and it might be going too far. Wow.

Disappointingly boring from NBC. They could have done a lot better. Just one dude? That's all they had. They had no clips, no nat pops, no nothing. No nat pops. Nothing. Yeah.

And then you have the closest thing to Republicans now that supposedly Barry Weiss is running at CBS. Tonight the world is watching after President Trump warned this morning a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. The president says the U.S. has a plan to bomb Iran's bridges and power plants beginning at 8 p.m. Eastern if an agreement is not reached to end the war. Where every power plant in Iran will be out of business, burning, exploding, and never to be used again. I mean, complete demolition.

The Prime Minister of Pakistan, a mediator for negotiations, has asked, for a two-week ceasefire and that Trump extend the deadline. On X, he said that diplomatic efforts are progressing steadily, strongly, and powerfully and called on Iran to reopen the strait of Hormuz. Vice President J.D. Vance is urging Iran to make a deal. Democrats say Trump is on the verge of committing war crimes. Threatening to eliminate a civilization is comparable to genocide. That's illegal, immoral.

Some Republican senators, including Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, are also concerned about Trump's threats. I do not want to see us start blowing up civilian infrastructure. I do not want to see that. We are not at war with the Iranian people. But Tony, those threats are on hold for now because just moments ago, President Trump posted on truth social that because Iran has agreed to complete a media in safe opening of the Strait of Hormuz. agrees to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. The president goes on to say that this will be a double-sided ceasefire. So with less than two hours left until that 8 p.m. deadline, the president announcing that for now, the attacks are on hold and there will be

more time to try to sort out a permanent deal. Oh, also boring. Just boring. Long and boring. And what's a double-sided? I don't know. It's a double-sided tape? They brought that up on two of these reports and nobody questioned. What does it mean? Double-sighted is ceasefire. Now, ceasefire would be a ceasefire where everybody stops shooting. What's double-sided?

It's just one of those memes that gets out there and then they start using it. And they're stupid. So I've been talking to Lex, my first boss over the past couple of days. He's about to turn 81, I think. I went to his 80th birthday party last year. It was a lot of fun. And his wife, Fariba, she has her sister and all of her family is in Iran. And so we've been going back and forth.

And he's like, wow, man. Yeah, of course everyone wants those mullahs to get kicked out. But we don't think it's, you know, it doesn't seem like it's going the way it should. And Fariba has not heard from her family for five. weeks and she was really worried. I got an email this morning. He said, Fariba was able to call, talk to her sister and all the, all the family is fine.

Everything in Iran is fine. No damage. Plenty to eat. Everything is calm in Tehran. Everything is closed except for the supermarkets. So that's a little different view than you might get from what you hear about the war. And civilian infrastructure. and we're killing everybody. I got two

little mini supercuts here. All civilization will die tonight. All civilization will die tonight. All civilization will die tonight. All civilization will die tonight. All civilization will die tonight. All civilization will die tonight.

All civilization will die tonight. All civilization will die tonight. All civilization will die tonight. All civilization will die tonight. All civilization will die tonight. Civilization will die tonight. die tonight. All civilization will die tonight. All civilization will die tonight. All civilization will die tonight. All civilization will die tonight. All civilization will die tonight. All civilization will die tonight. And then right after that, we got this one. The 25th Amendment. The 25th Amendment. The 25th Amendment. The 25th Amendment. The 25th Amendment. The 25th Amendment. The 25th Amendment. The 25th Amendment. The 25th Amendment. The 25th Amendment. the 25th amendment not the 25th amendment the 25th amendment all the 25th amendment the 25th amendment the 25th amendment

so the 25th amendment the 25th amendment the 25th amendment a 25th amendment a 25th amendment the 25th amendment the 25th amendment how do we 25th amendment is ass okay so that was the most surprising I'm going to get to your you're going to get to your you're making Kelly clip in a minute Alex Jones went absolutely bonkers yep he was going He was freaking out. Here it is. Perit existential threat. How do we, 25th Amendment is asked?

The problem is to get the 25th Amendment's harder than impeachment. You have to get two-thirds of the House and two-thirds of the Senate. So what do we do? What do we do? Part of an impeachment? Who said that? That's the dude he has on. Oh, that guy.

That thing is that guy. The problem is to get the 25th Amendment's harder than impeachment. You have to get two-thirds of the House and two-thirds of the Senate. So what do we do? No, that's not 25th Amendment. You need the Vice President and the Cabinet and the Cabinet. and the cabinet, yeah. Well, yeah.

Tackle Trump and pretend, let him pretend he's president and publicly report that he's going through a health issue and van takeover. These people truly think Trump is nuts. They think he's lost his marbles. They think that, that he's like, this is not sleepy Joe Biden. This is not the crazy guy we actually had for four years who was running nothing. They never mentioned the 25th Amendment. It literally needs to be something like that.

It's that bad. I've known in a long time. You've never called for a internal coup before. Ever, ever, ever, ever. That's how dangerous should have called it when Biden would prejudice. This is. That's how risky it is for the whole world. If I was the Democrats, I'd stop poking Trump and messing with.

That only makes it worse. Like, you guys need to watch out. This isn't a guy acting like he's crazy. This is real. This is real. Real. What's the going to be to take over in 2020? It's real.

If this hits the fan. If we get to that, he's threatening an extinction. level event. Oh my goodness. Like, of all people, Alex Jones, you should know what this is. And without, it was emergency pod.

Everybody, emergency pod right away. The end of civilization. Twenty-fifth Amendment, we got to do it right away. I read the documents. We got to go get him right away. We got to have a 25th Amendment in his ass. It's real. It's real. Okay. That's pretty good. Okay. One more and then I want to hear your

Megan Kelly clip. Meanwhile, Trump's insane threats have become something of a last straw for many in the president's fraying MAGA coalition. Right-wing influencers like Alex Jones, Candace Owens, Marjorie Taylor Green are now calling on Trump's cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment and remove Trump from office. And just listen to this familiar sounding edd from maggot influencer Tucker Carlson. If you work in the White House, we're in the U.S. military. Now it's time to say no, absolutely not. And say it directly to the president, no. those people who are in direct contact with the president need to say no.

I'll resign. I'll do whatever I can do legally to stop this because this is insane. And if given the order, I'm not carrying it out. Figure out the codes on the football yourself. Sound familiar? Tucker Carlson is imploring members of the military not to carry out any illegal orders issued by Donald Trump. That's essentially the same advice that several Democratic lawmakers gave to members of the armed services last year. It's the advice that prompted Trump to accuse those Democrats of treason, target them for

retribution. He's not wrong. That is exactly the same thing. What is wrong with these people? I mean, Tucker Carlson claims to know Trump really well. He's got him on speed job. I go to visit him all the time. I talk to him all the time. Does he really not know how the president operates? We're two podcasters sitting on our butts for 18 years. We got it figured out. Yeah. And then there's Megan Kelly. Here we go. Now, as you can imagine, that post did not go over well with the Iranians or with many Americans. I mean, I don't know about you, but I am sick of this shit. I'm just, I'm sick of it. Can he just behave like a normal human? I mean, honestly, like the president, I, at 3D, chess, shut up.

Fucking shut up about that shit. Oh, boy. You don't threaten to wipe out an entire civilization. We're talking about civilians just casually in a social media post. You know, like I am the first to try to understand Trump and his strategy and to not freak out over his weird social media posts and language that is loose and incendiary. Truly, I've lived with it for 10 plus years. I learned it the hard way when I was on the receiving end of it for nine months. And truly, I think that was a gift to me in many ways because it helped me really come to understand what he does with his social media.

But this is completely irresponsible and disgusting. This is wrong. It's wrong. He should not be doing it. I don't care that his negotiation tactic is to kill an entire country full of civilians, men, women, and children. an American president so that the straight of Hormuz will be opened? It's just wrong. It's not hard to say it.

It's not hard to recognize it. I wish he would stop doing this. Like he can't negotiate without doing this. What does that say about him? What does that say about the position that our country is in right now in these negotiations? He's got to say this. He can't be a deal. dignified strong leader without threatening a bunch of war crimes?

What is he? What is he? Gingas Kong? What is he trying to do? And why can't he do it with strength, threats? Sure, go for it. That don't diminish and demean the United States of America in this way. Wow.

Again. I was the first one to be. targeted by him. She's actually off the, she's unhinged with her cussing. Well, she's been doing that for, for more than a year now. You know, she's doing it. Talk about somebody who should get their act together. Let's stop for a second. And she mentioned the Genghis Khan thing, which I, I wrote a little missive in the newsletter. A missive. A missive. It's a missive. Jay's doing the newsletter, but I have to put these.

What is a missive? What is the, hold on. Hold on. Let's ask the robot. Here we go. There you go. There you go. What is the definition of a missive? This should be interesting to find out. Here we go. It's taken too long. A missive is a written communication or letter comes from Latin,

misses, meaning to send. Perfect. Okay. Well, that's useless. No, it's exactly what it is. It's very helpful. Well, it was a letter and was sent. Yeah.

People should. And by the way, everyone out to who gets a newsletter or a subscribe. Please try to dig it out of your spam box and whitelist the news. new mailing address that we're using. Oh, what are we using? It's N-A-N-A-N-A-Nusletter at N-A-Shon-Otes.com. Oh, okay. N-A-Nusletter at N-A-Show-Notes.

All right. You get that white-listed. Yes. White-listed people. So in 12, around 12, 15, Genghis Khan was taken over the place, and he wanted to do a deal with the, with the Persia, which is Iran. and to create a do some trading. And so he sent some envoys to discuss this.

And the Persians, thinking it would be a good idea, just killed them. I don't know why I'm laughing. Yeah. The Persians. Just killed them. And gang is constant. What's wrong with these people? I'm trying to do a deal here.

I'm trying to do a deal. So he sent somebody else, one of his higher-ups, and they killed him. They just killed him. The Persians, now known as the Iranians. Yes. And so Genghis Khan went and ransacked and wiped out Persia. He took his hordes and said, hell with these people. They don't know how to negotiate in good faith.

Does that ring a bell? Let's just take care of them. And for all practical purposes, he destroyed Persia, his horde. 160 years later, kind of his protege, Tamerlane, came in to try to do a deal with what's left of Persia, and they did the same thing to him. So he wiped them out. So they're bad negotiators. They are historically bad.

And they also have a deep cultural understanding that they've been wiped out completely in the past. And it could happen again. And that's what Trump was tapping into. He was trapping into a cultural fear that goes way back into their history. And they all, they all felt it. Wow, very good. That is exactly. And so it worked.

And it worked to a point, but they're still going to screw us. They're not, they're, they're bad negotiators. They don't know. They're just incompetent. He's going to have to figure out the workaround because they're never going to, it's always going to be. there's something wrong with them. And we have a lot of Persians Americans

and we probably have a few listeners to the show. And they're great people. But there's something wrong with the culture when it comes to doing business with other countries. It's like a best price only different. Something's amiss. Well, I have some thoughts. It all depends on what you think is

what you want to get out of the deal. I mean, just play a few interim clips here about the ceasefire This is a pooper on the beat. Good evening from the newsroom topping our CNN Global War Coverage. Oh, CNN Global War Coverage. Not just any war coverage. CNN Global War Coverage. Cease fire, under fire, a truce the public has yet to see in writing,

the details of which both sides are disputing right down to whether all the parties have to cease all their firing. In response, Ram said it was stopping oil tanker. Right down to whether all the parties have to cease their firing during the ceasefire. That would be kind of the point of the ceasefire. Thank you, Anderson. The sides are disputing right down to what? whether all the parties have to cease all their firing. In response, Iran said it was stopping oil tanker traffic through the Strait of Hormuz

after allowing two ships through after the ceasefire took effect. Oil prices, which settled today sharply lower, began ticking back up in after-hours trading, at issue whether Israel is a full party to the ceasefire, meaning it includes Israeli strikes on Lebanon or just strikes on Iran. Pakistan's prime minister, who brokered the truth, said yes, they are. So does Iran. President Trump says no. and Vice President Vance today said this.

I think this comes from a legitimate misunderstanding. I think the Iranians thought that the ceasefire included Lebanon, and it just didn't. We never made that promise. We never indicated that that was going to be the case. What we said is that the ceasefire would be focused on Iran, and the ceasefire would be focused on America's allies, both Israel and the Gulf Arab states. Now, that said, the Israelis, as I understand it, again,

I'm supposed to get a fuller report when I get on the plane, have actually offered to be, frankly, to check themselves a little bit in Lebanon because they want to make sure that our negotiation is successful. That's not because that is part of the ceasefire. I think that's the Israelis trying to set us up for success. And we'll, of course, see how that unfolds in the next few days. I disagree with Vice President Vance there. I don't think the Israelis setting us up for success anywhere. Netanyahu saying, we've got our finger on the trigger.

I go, Trump, Trump should stop, just stop. And he's like, well, we want to keep going. We want to do this, want to do that. Nah, just stop for a moment. We've got to figure this out. We'll see. We'll see if they're setting yourself. Yeah, who's over the hill.

He is. It's just not possible to report who is right here because there's no single written truce for all to see. This morning in a social media post, the president said, quote, many of the 15 points have already been agreed to. Last night, though, he said, we received a 10-point proposal from Iran. I believe it is. Trump likes these 10, 15, 12, 9 point deals.

That's part of his, another part of his algo that he's always doing. Remember, we had him with Ukraine. Only two more left. Only one more left. Oh, it looks like we got five now. This part of the system that he deploys. A breakable basis on which to negotiate. Now, we do know that the U.S. had earlier sent through Pakistan a 15-point plan for ending the war

and that Iran responded with their own 10. What we do not know is how many are part of the ceasefire or even if any of them are. And there are mixed messages about whether Iran is living up to one of President Trump's central demands of maintaining the ceasefire. In his announcement last night, he conditioned ending strikes in Iran to Tehran, quote, agreeing to the complete, immediate and safe opening of the Strait of Hormuz. This morning, the Defense Secretary, Pete Higsath, said Iran had done that. what we know is that Iran is going to say a lot of things. A lot of people are going to say a lot of things, claim a lot of things. What has been agreed to, what's been stated is the street is open.

So that was this morning. By this afternoon, though, the vice president was suggesting at best the straight is not quite open. Well, we've already seen an increase in traffic today. Hopefully we'll see an increase in traffic tomorrow. We actually think that we are seeing signs that the straits is starting to reopen. Yeah, you know, who knows what's open, what's close? And was it ever really closed? I mean, is it mined?

We don't know. I do have thoughts about this after we go to our European and UK partners who all of a sudden are like, oh, yeah, well, you know, we've got a ceasefire and we got negotiations going on. Kier Starrmer, who wouldn't do anything, couldn't do anything. I think the British Navy is, you know, they wanted to sail, but they were out of coal. so they decided not to come. And then here he is now because he was in the region conveniently. Oh, yes, we've done this.

We've got this happening. Well, we've just reached this ceasefire, which is... Who's this we? Who's this week? Was he got a mouse in his pocket? Welcome, and I think there'll be a sense of real relief. There certainly is across the region and for the United Kingdom. But there's work to do.

And I'm here in Saudi Arabia and neighboring countries. countries now to carry out that work in support of what we're all seeking, which is that this ceasefire should be not a temporary ceasefire, but a permanent ceasefire. On top of that, we have to acknowledge that this war was now war, but my job is to protect the UK. It's already had an impact on the UK, and it's very important that we get the Strait of Hormuz open. There's a lot of work to do there. We've been convening a number of countries. I now get the opportunity here in Saudi Arabia and countries nearby in the region. We. We. to have the discussions, to coordinate our actions,

and to go forward collectively in pursuit of those two missions. Get out of here, you limey. You didn't do anything. He's jumping in. Oh, we. They didn't do anything. They wouldn't even let us use their base. Or our own bases as a stopover point for any attack.

So what do you do next? Well, we've got a real problem. Trump is clearly, you know, making noise about NATO. So bring in, bring in. And Ruta, Ruta comes in, he's got to sit with the president. It pains me, Mr. President, to think you don't think we have your back. And I love Mark Ruta. He's so much fun to make fun of.

He went on Tapper's show to try and let everybody know everything's okay. We're good. NATO was fine. Don't worry about it. The president may be a little disappointed, but we fix it, okay? NATO Secretary General Mark Ruta is here with him now, and you just came from him. at the White House with President Trump. He's not been hiding his frustrations with NATO countries.

How was the meeting? Did he say he's withdrawing? Well, let me be absolutely clear. He is clearly disappointed. Yes. And with many NATO allies. Yes, we say pissed off is what we say. I can see his point.

Yes. But at the same time, I was also able to point into the fact that the large majority of European nations has been helpful. Has? Yes. With basing, with logistics, with over. with overflight. No, the large maturity has not been helpful.

No, this is not true. This is not for Spain. This is not for the UK's. This is not right. With making sure that they lift up to the commitments and there is also widespread support for the fact that degrading the nuclear and the ballistic missile capacity from Iran

was really crucial. Yes. And that only the US was able at this point to do that. And let's not forget, there's Kier Starrmer, the British Prime Minister, who is bringing together now a coalition of over 30 countries. What? Now Kier Starrmer is the hero? Over 40. But 34 participated yesterday in a planning meeting with military leaders

to make sure that free sea lanes being able to use the Strait of Hormuz going forward will be possible. So I also pointed him to the positive. But clearly, this was a very frank, a very open discussion, but also discussion between two good friends. Good friends. I don't think so. I have a couple of clips from NPR that discuss this.

Okay. These are NPR. Quit NATO. Quit NATO, got it. The head of NATO visits the White House today. Well-time visit for Mark Ruta. The president has lashed out at NATO allies for their reluctance or refusal to support the war. Terry Schultz reports that Ruta has become accustomed to navigate.

And no one get this right. Britta. You don't have to roll the RR, but it's Ruda. No, it's Ruta. I would roll the RR. Ruta. Rita. Ruta.

Do I pronounce it correctly, Ruta? A little, no. It's like this. Rita. Ruta. No, don't go the at the end. Just Rita. Ruta.

Yeah, there you go. You're Dutch. The Trump administration. The last time NATO chief. Mark Ruta had this much riding on a meeting with Donald Trump, the president had insisted he was going to take over the Danish island of Greenland, possibly by military force. Denmark was up in arms, literally, sending troops to Greenland to fight back against U.S. forces if necessary. Then in a private meeting, Ruta convinced Trump he should talk things out with Denmark instead of

invading. Now Ruta's task... We never were going to invade. No, but this is... It's NPR, man. This is a bull crap report. Your report shouldn't quit NATO as he's repeatedly threatened over European disapproval of his war on Iran. It's certainly a very, very dangerous moment for NATO. Martin can say with the German Marshall Fund think tank expects Ruta to continue his practice of extreme flattery of Trump

and to try to keep the focus on wins for the president, such as forcing the other NATO governments to dramatically increase defense spending. Router is committed to make sure that the U.S. does not effectively retreat from European security. And I believe that he will continue to say whatever he thinks is necessary to convince Donald Trump that it is not in the U.S. interests to go further in criticizing NATO or even weakening the credibility of Article 5. Oh, really? I think it's just fine. we we didn't you know to be fair about it the president never invoked article five is there a process there must be a process where you have to invoke article five no he just bitched good enough good

enough for me he just bitched everyone no that's not our war it's your thing you go do it whatever and then the minute there's a ceasefire a double-sided ceasefire then like hey yeah it's great hey we're all in we're in we're in Yeah, let's play part two. Article 5, the all for one, one for all pledge of solidarity and collective defense is one of the aspects of NATO membership that Trump takes issue with most often. And it's the one that Linus Coelhoea, director of the Geopolitics and Security Studies Center in Vilnius, Lithuania, worries about the most. We cannot allow ourselves to see U.S. withdrawing from NATO. Formally or informally, that would be detrimental to the security of especially the eastern flying countries.

We are vulnerable. Koyala even suggests opponents of Trump's war on Iran should perhaps tone down the dispute in favor of the end goal, keeping NATO together. European NATO members will be watching Ruta closely, hoping he can keep Article 5 credibility intact and prevent discussion of Article 13 of NATO's founding treaty. That's the one laying out the path for how a country can leave the alliance. Oh, Article 13. I like Article 13. That sounds fun.

Back to Richard for one more clip because he's really hat and hand on this. So you talked about the statement of NATO allied countries about the Strait of Hormuz, about trying to figure out a way forward. Here is the White House Press Secretary Caroline Levitt when asked about the joint statement from the NATO governments about the Strait of Hormuz. Here's what she had to say. I have a direct quote from the President of the United States on NATO and I will share it with all of you.

They were tested and they failed. Do you agree that NATO countries, some of them were tested and failed? Some of them, yes, but a large majority of European countries and that's what we discussed today have done what they promised before in a case like this because they know that when it comes to NATO it's there to protect the United States because the US needs to secure Atlantic and a secure Arctic

and a secure Europe to stay safe here. the U.S. mainland, but it is also there to make sure that, of course, Europe is safe, and to be this platform of power projection for the United States. So what the U.S. did with Iran, they could do because so many European countries lived up to those commitments, not all of them. And I totally understand his disappointment about that, but it's therefore a nuanced picture. It is not just saying it is black or white. Yes, it is.

How many NATO-allied countries, a lot or a little, thought that the war that President Trump and Israel waged against Iran was illegal, was an illegal war? Do you think that's a prevalent view? No, no. No. No. NATO has always taken the position that degrading these capabilities of nuclear and the ballistic missiles is crucial. And that Iran can never get his hands on those two capabilities. There is widespread support for that point of view.

Okay. So fine. Now, what if this is a little deeper or more complex than we're just bombing people for their nuclear stuff? And I've been trying to figure out this board of peace that the president put together. You need a billion dollars to become a member. It's a whole bunch of real estate people, really. It's, you know, everyone who likes building stuff is in there, excluding Tony Blair, but I'm sure he's in for the grad.

I think it's called Grad. It's the Gaza Reconstruction and Development Fund, which is, believe it or not, managed by the World Bank. So he's probably managing that connection. And this seems to be a modern version of rubbleization. So Gaza was rubbleized. The builder guys come in. We say, you know, we're going to do a, we're going to stop this.

We're going to fix it all. Whitkoff and Kushner builders, not government employees. They have special envoys. They get to do whatever they want. They set it all up. Okay, we're going to fix it for everybody. Reconstruction now. We didn't, you know, we helped stop the war.

Now you got you rubbleized. Now we're going to help build it. And according to the times of Israel, the monetary system that will work within Gaza is stable coin. Not just stable coin, geo-fenced stable coin. So you can only use it in Gaza. This is very interesting. Where did you get this one? Times of Israel.

Wow. Yeah. And well, I've been, yeah, I've been paying attention to this. So I was listening to Chris Fisher. He does this week in Bitcoin, but just kind of like macro stuff. And if you think about Trump always saying, we should have taken their oil. It should have taken their oil. Well, you can take their oil, or you can do really the important thing is make sure that the oil is continuously traded in dollars.

This keeps our petro dollar system around. And this was one of the big problems with Iran. They were trading with China and Duan and who knows what other Wampum they were using. I think we've gone from 75% world currency to like 57%, which is quite a, drop, you're getting near half and that would be a real problem for the U.S. And for Trump, he said it many times. And Chris had had this little clip about the Iraqi oil and how that was set up after that debacle out the dollar system.

One of the richest oil fields in the world is in southern Iraq. It's called Mujan, which means crazy in Arabic. But what's equally crazy is that the revenue from this oil field and others like it is controlled by the United States. America doesn't own them. It doesn't pump the crude, but more than two decades after its invasion, it retains influence over Iraq's most important source of income. Ness has real-world consequences for Iraqi politics and the economy,

and on how Baghdad balances domestic interests with U.S. expectations. After the 2003 invasion of Iraq, the U.S. imposed a new financial structure on energy revenue, mandating that proceeds from oil and gas sales be paid into the Development Fund for Iraq or DFI. The fund was based at the New York Federal Reserve Bank, so Iraqi oil revenue remained outside Iraq. The DFI eventually became an account of the central bank of Iraq. Legally, this money belongs to Iraq, but operationally it continues to pass through American financial and regulatory systems. Ah, yes, ensuring the flow of the dollar system. I think Chris is right here.

This is exactly the way it was. And I'm just, this is just a thesis, so I could be wrong, but I have some more clips to back it up. I think the idea here is we want everybody trading in U.S. dollars. You'll use stable coin. We know that just from boots on the ground, Iran was using stable coin during the entire inflationary period they had when their money was just being devalued or printing like crazy. And this is the new development fund.

The new development fund is you're going to use the dollar, but it's going to be the dollar controlled by the treasury by our gay general patent. because it's backed by U.S. Treasuries and you're still using U.S. dollars. Here's Bessent. I think this was in the Senate Banking Committee months ago explaining how he financially engineered the beginning of this entire problem. I never heard this clip before. Speaking of something else we walked away from in the Biden administration was actually being tough on Iran when it came to sanctions. I appreciate the maximum pressure strategy that President Trump has gone back to.

I'd like to ask you, what more can we be doing? As we see us place pressure on the Ayatollah, who is no friend of the United States of America, and as we see what he is doing to the citizens of his own country and the streets, what more can we be doing to make sure that we are placing the pressure that we need to on the greatest state sponsor of terrorism, and that is the Ayatollah and Iran? Well, what we can do at Treasury, and what we have done is created a dollar shortage in the country. At a speech at the Economic Club of New York in March, I outlined the strategy. It came to a swift and, I would say, grand culmination in December when one of the largest banks in Iran went under.

There was a run of the bank. The central bank had to print money. The Iranian currency went into free fall. Inflation exploded. And hence, we have seen. the Iranian people out on the street. We will continue monitoring all the partners, all the Iranian partners. The good news, Senator, is that we have seen, and we can see it with our fence in, we have seen the Iranian leadership wiring money out of the country like crazy.

So the rats are leaving the ship, and that is a good sign that they know the end may be near. Do not underestimate the A. Gaye Besant. And it's very possible that Trump has been negotiating with people who aren't even in Iran if they wired all their money out. I was, I'm like, holy crap, Besant is a force to be reckoned with. So now about the straits. How did it actually close? They didn't blow up a ship and it sank and you couldn't get past? No, make threats.

You're going to fire missiles or mine. No, no, no. That wasn't what closed the street. That wasn't what closed it. We did. This is what closed it. On March 1st, 2026, the day after U.S. and Israeli forces launched coordinated strikes on Iran, something happened that received almost no coverage in the first 24 hours of the conflict.

Seven insurance companies filed paperwork. Oh, no. Yeah. No. That's specious. Well, let me finish the clip before you counter it. Seven insurance companies filed paperwork. Not missiles, not mines, not military bloc.

And that was covered, by the way. He says it wasn't, it was covered extensively when it happened. It's only 14 seconds, John. What? I'm sorry. I mean, it's just kind of insurance deal. Yeah, okay. Play it from the beginning. I will stop. I will not interrupt. Seven insurance. Hold on. On March 1st, 2026, the day after U.S. and Israeli forces launched coordinated strikes on Iran, something happened that received almost no coverage in the first 24 hours of the conflict. Seven insurance companies filed paperwork. Not missiles, not mines, not military blockades, paperwork. The Strait of Hormuz has effectively been closed, not by Iran, but by shipping itself. Iran did not need to mine the waterway. It did not need to physically blockade the 21-mile passage. It did not need to sink a single

vessel to halt one-fifth of the world's energy supply. Now, whatever you're going to say, all I know is that the oil baron was immediately telling me that, and we talked about it, he said the insurance went from, you know, something like $2 million a ship to $150 million a ship. And no one is going to go. So there may have been all kinds of other threats, but that's really why no one was going to go. They weren't going to risk it. Right. Yeah.

Well, you don't have insurance. You know, although I think there's some sort of, uh, lawsuit waiting to happen. You can't, out of the blue for no good reason, jack up some of his insurance rates for the part they've already paid for. Who are you going to sue? Lloyd's of London? Well, so just to remind us, this is what President Trump did. On March 11th, the DFC announced Chubb as the lead underwriter for its maritime insurance plan. DFC chief Ben Black stated the reinsurance plan would get oil, gasoline, LNG, jet fuel, and fertilizer through the Strait of Hormuz and flowing again. The program would ensure loss.

up to approximately $20 billion on a rolling basis. So that plan is out there. Now, this morning, I think it was this morning, General Petraeus pops up. Oh, that guy. On Pooper's show. And he says something very interesting. General Petraeus, you famously and rhetorically said to a journalist,

tell me how this ends about the Iraq war back in 2003. Do you think this ceasefire, tenuous as it seems to be, is likely to bring the Iran war to an end in the next two weeks? Very uncertain, Anderson. In fact, I think the real question that is begged right now is whether when it is finally ended, Iran clearly will be weaker militarily, but could they actually end up in a stronger position strategically?

And the situation with the Strait of Hermuz suggests that that is possible. They can use that leverage, not only to get in America to seek this temporary ceasefire, which I suspect will be extended for a period of time. The negotiations can't conclude with the parties as far apart as they are. You know, compare the 15-point plan we put forward and the 10-point plan put forward by Iran. And there are numerous items on the Iranian plan that there's just no way we can accept. Removal of all U.S. forces, right to enrich, right to control the Strait of Hamoos. and apparently they're even going to charge in cryptocurrency to navigate the strait.

I mean, they want to turn this into their Panama Canal. Yes. Now, when he says cryptocurrency, that's because he's a dufus. And I don't think it's Bitcoin. I wish it was. I don't think it's stable coin. Exactly. Just a reminder from the last show.

We heard we had this. Iran has developed a plan to charge a toll to oil tankers passing through the strait of Hormuz of approximately one U.S. dollar per barrel, with payments to be made in Chinese yuan or stable coins. So just to wrap this up, we've got the Board of Peace, we got war, semi-rubilization, we're going to help you all, we're going to work it out for you, you're going to do your stable coin. Who are the biggest stable coin people in the business?

The bombshell report in the Wall Street Journal describing an unparalleled deal with a foreign leader directly benefiting the president and his children to the tune of tens of millions of dollars. Hi, Donald John Trump. Just days before Trump's second inauguration, the journal reports 49% nearly half of the Trump family crypto company World Liberty Financial was purchased for $500 million by Sheikh Tanun bin Zayed al-Nayan, who heads the United Arab Emirates State Investment Fund and serves as national security advisor, sometimes referred to as the spy shake.

The deal confirmed in a statement from World Liberty Financial to ABC News, and unlike any business transaction connected to a sitting president before, sparking a firestorm of conflict of interest concerns. The journal reporting the Trump family earned an upfront payment of an estimated 187 million in the deal, with another 31 million reportedly going to the family of Trump's Middle East envoy, Steve Whitkoff, also involved in the crypto company. Months later, the Trump administration approved something the Sheikh and others in the UAE long coveted, the sale of hundreds of thousands of cutting-edge American artificial intelligence chips to that country.

A move the previous administration blocked where the state-of-the-art technology could be sold or smuggled to China. So the way I see it, the Trump brothers set up USD1, which is their stable coin. They sold out. They sold out already because we'll take that half, we'll take the half a billion dollars. That's fine. Maybe they have something on the back end. Whitkoff is in the deal. Obviously, Cushner's in the deal somewhere. I guarantee you they will be spotless and clean as a whistle because Trump is not stupid. So I'm sure they'll have figured that all out.

Who is the other guy in the stable coin business? Lutnik. Cantor Fitzgerald is the biggest clearinghouse for USDT, Tether. This is what this board of peace is going to do. And no one has any real information on this thing. But I think that's the. That's the play here. And maybe when Europe gets their act together, Trump will do it for Ukraine.

And then what is their left to do? Then we got midterms and he can go sit around and get 25th Amendmented and impeached. Definitely, definitely, definitely. So that's what I think is happening here. That's reasonable. Wow. A reasonable from you is, I'll take it. I'll take that.

I mean, as good as any as Megan Kelly's interpretation of reality. It's a little better than Megan Kelly. Come on. Give me a break. I didn't drop one F bomb. Yes. Congratulations. All right.

Anything else we get? What else we got from this? Well, from this, I don't have much left on this. I may have one clip. Well, we just do the Lebanon updates. So we can catch up with that bull crap. Meanwhile, Israel says it's observing the truth. with Iran, but says it does not apply to Hezbollah militants in Lebanon.

Israel's military said today it carried out air strikes on more than 100 targets in Lebanon in about 10 minutes. And P.R. Lauren Freyer is in Beirut. Lebanon's health minister says hundreds are dead and injured. The Red Cross says 100 ambulances are out in Beirut alone trying to rescue people. Hospitals are asking for blood donations. Israel issued fresh evacuation orders for areas in Beirut's suburb. suburbs this morning, but not for areas in central Beirut, where I am.

A posh area along Beirut's Corniche waterfront was struck today, which is not been a target before. That blast hit near the residence of the Speaker of Lebanon's parliament. There's a posh area still in Lebanon? Yeah, I'm sure there is. I thought the whole place was in ruins for years. This has been horrible. Well, no.

I thought it was bad. I thought they had an overview and a shot on. one of the networks is quite built up. Hmm. Well. Yeah. Well, you know, I'm still hoping that Trump can get really mad at Israel to stop all the BB Netanyahu made him do it nonsense.

Yes. I wish something would come of that shortly. I think the Lebanon thing will be it. He's going to tell him to stop it. You know, it's already like, well, it was a misunderstanding, miscommunication. But, you know, Netanyahu's, I think I think I have a. I think I have a clip of him. Maybe not.

I thought I had a clip of him saying, you know, we got our finger on the trigger. We're good to go over here. Where is it? Where is it? I guess, oh, here it is. Yeah, this is it. And Israel is stronger than ever. This is the bottom line of this campaign up until now.

Let me say, there are still additional objectives for us to achieve. And we will achieve them, either by agreement or by result. of the fighting. We, and we are ready to resume the fighting at any moment. Our finger is on the trigger. As you know, two weeks ceasefire has been announced between the U.S. and Iran. No, we were not surprised in the last moment, and I want to emphasize. This is not the end of the war.

This is a step in order to achieve all the objective. There you go. All the objectives. Well, I got one last clip then. That guy's nuts. Yes. Yes, he is. And he's going to overstep his bound for one of these days. Yeah, yeah. The ceasefire details bogus.

This is, we could have been part of the three by three. This is NBC trying to, you know, stir things up. Morning, do we know yet if the ceasefire has already begun? Tom, we just received confirmation that the U.S. military has ordered all offensive operations. in Iran to cease effective immediately. That according to two U.S. officials. Now, this as President Trump has announced and posted on social media, that the ceasefire is still subject to Iran agreeing to a complete and immediate opening of the Strait of Hormuz.

But Iran put out a statement that they see the agreement as including the controlled passage through the Strait of Hormuz, coordinated with the Iranian armed forces, and granting Iran a unique economic position. Remember, in the past few weeks, Iran has charged tolls, to ships who are looking for a safe passage through that critical waterway in the strait. So it's not clear if Iran intends to continue that practice. President Trump also saying the U.S. has met or exceeded their military objectives in Iran. And while the U.S. has conducted strikes on more than 13,000 targets in Iran during this five-week war, Iran has proven they can still target allies in the region every single day,

including striking civilian infrastructure and military targets. Right now, roughly half of Iran ballistic missile launchers are still intact, and thousands of one-way attack drones remain in its arsenal, according to a U.S. official and a person briefed on the matter. And in fact, multiple Iranian missile stockpiles buried deep underground are still intact. And Iran was able to shoot down a U.S. F-15 fighter jet last week and inflict damage on multiple other U.S. military aircraft during the search and rescue operations. In the case of the F-15, they used a heat-seeking shoulder-fire missile, proving that one person with a relatively simple weapon can wreak havoc on the U.S. military there for days. Also proving Iran's military has been damaged, but they are not destroyed. These people, they would just like to have American soldiers be killed so they can say Trump's an idiot.

Yeah. That's all that they're angling for. Yeah. It's what they do. Disturbing. Yeah. It's a little disturbing. So I, you know, in March, when you are sleeping, sleeping beauty, I think it literally,

I think you literally were sleeping when this Dolores Huerta thing came down. Yeah. And Mimi brought it up when she was doing the show. And I was trying to figure it out. What is this about? Now, do you have any idea? ideas on on no no i want you to tell me what you think well i think this might have been four possibly five ops running at the same time and they all seems seems unlikely well it all comes down

to one date march 18th when the whole bunch of things happen at the same time and i'm pretty sure stephen miller had a hand in this because the yeah but interesting you mentioned his name. There's a guy who's laying low. That's what he's a creepy. Not you mention it. Creepy. He's on everything. He's on Tucker. He went out with Tucker. I'm sorry. He's on all the Fox shows. He's here. He's there. He hasn't been on since this thing began. I think he's too busy. He's got a war room with with yarn, red yarn. He's connecting things. And I'm pretty sure that he's the one

that coordinated the pop of this story because it was the New York Times. who wrote the big story about these rape allegations. And this story's been around for decades. It's not like no one knew about it. It just was something that really wasn't discussed. And then all of a sudden, this pops to the forefront. Just a reminder, here's ABC News. Now speaking with us in an ABC News network exclusive,

Dolores Werta says as an adult, she was sexually assaulted by Chavez. It's devastating. It pains me to have to ask you this, but did Sassar Chavez rape you? What, one could, how shall I put it, you can name it, what you, name it, whatever, you know. But I think when you were forced into a situation of unwanted sex or whatever, that I think you could, you know. In other words, no. Yeah, I'm with you on that. You can't say, you know, if someone says I was raped, all right, then you got to believe all women.

But she's like, well, if you'd call it. So she had two kids by Chavez. Yeah, and two by his brother. And two by his brother. Yeah. And now she's 95 and all of a sudden she comes out of the woodwork. This story comes out. And here's another little snippet from that ABC interview.

And you didn't tell anyone. No. Why not? You know, I've spent my entire life organizing for farm workers. I didn't want to do anything and I knew Sessor was probably the only person that I had ever met that could really do the job

to organize workers. So the damage of speaking up would be too much. It would hurt the movement too much? Oh, absolutely. Can you imagine? I mean, the movement was built by hundreds of volunteers that came in and even

convincing the farm workers themselves that they had the power to build their own organization. It was very, very hard. So she's talking about the movement? Well, the movement was the United Farm Workers. Right. The Union. So all this de-platforming takes place.

People are, you know, painting over murals, renaming roads. They've gone nuts. Here's Newsom. California Governor Gavin Newsom weighing in, saying the Farm Workers' Movement and a labor movement are much bigger than one man. His wife, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, and I stand with the courageous women like Dolores Puerto, who have stepped forward after decades of concealing pain and abuse, we are for justice. We're for truth.

We are for transparency. And we will have the backs of these survivors, the California governor says. Survivors. So first I thought, okay, this is like for the midterm, some Democrat thing. Somehow there's something to try and cover up. But then Abbott comes out. Again, a live look at the Phoenix area, as we're also hearing from Texas Governor Greg Abbott. as well, saying the state of Texas will not observe the Caesar Chavez Day holiday.

I am directing all Texas state agency heads to comply. In the upcoming legislative session, I will work with Texas lawmakers to remove Caesar Chavez Day from state law altogether. Reports of the horrific and widely acknowledged sexual assault allegations against Chavez. What's that? Widely acknowledged? Well, at this point, it's in the New York Times. everybody's talking about it. So there's a reason. Widesly talked about then, okay.

Reports of the horrific and widely acknowledged sexual assault allegations against Chavez rightfully dismantle the myth of this progressive hero and undermine the narrative that elevated Chavez as a figure worthy of official state celebration. So it's no longer, it's Farmers Day, I think. It's Farm Workers Day. We've changed it. Well, there's a reason for this. One more of these. This is the mayor of Los Angeles, Karen Bass. This is a difficult day. The last 48 hours have been very painful, very difficult. Sister Chavez, I had the honor of meeting once, and I thought it was the opportunity of a lifetime. When I think about the leadership and what I heard the painful news from a sister that I admire so much, Dolores Huerta.

my heart broke for what she went through. The fight of the farm workers, their struggle and their victories inspired all of us. Now, the city of L.A. is joining United Farm Workers and the Cesar Chavez Foundation in deciding not to celebrate Cesar Chavez Day, March 31st. So now the monkey comes out of the sleeve. It's about the UFW, the United Farm Workers. Okay. At the same day, we have the... The monkey comes out of the sleeve. That's a Dutchism. The op comte out the mouth.

I don't know why they say it. The monkey comes out of the sleeve. It's like a big reveal. So there's the UFW. That's about UFW. This is the same week, I think, exactly the same day around March 18th. Christy Gnome gets dismissed. Christy Gnome has to go.

because we've got to make a pivot away from the horrible rage and the killing and, you know, just bad, bad, bad, bad. And you remember Trump went, yeah, we should pull back on that. You know, let's pull back a little bit. Remember? No, I don't. Pull back on what?

No, you're in the hospital. I was out of it. I'm sorry. I was on my, you're trying to kill me. You're on your deathbed. Mimi was taken over. It was, it was. Yeah, Trump went, we should pull back and we're going to ease up on Minneapolis and then all of a sudden.

Oh, right. Yeah, I remember that part. Yeah, this is all the same time frame. And then we get the new guy, Mullen. And here's part of his confirmation hearing. After DHS officers shot and killed two American citizens this past January, you joined top administrative officials in publicly blaming and disparaging the victims following the killing of Renee good. Secretary Nome called her a domestic terrorist. You, sir, you called Alex Pretti quote, a deranged individual

that came in to cause max damage. Could we expect those kinds of quick responses? If you are confirmed as Secretary, would you be basically, well, you did, you responded to Secretary Nome. Are we going to just expect that same behavior all over again?

No, Senator, I have a deep amount of respect for you. We've had our differences, but I do respect you. I think I said this privately when we had a conversation. I love how these, they've already discussed this behind closed doors and then, all right, here's what I'm going to ask you. I'm going to tell you. And he said, look, I already told you.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that. And so I'm going to ask you to you again in front of the cameras. But I do respect you. I think I said this privately when we had a conversation. Those words probably should have been retracted. I shouldn't have said that. And as Secretary, I wouldn't.

The investigation is ongoing. And there is, like I said, there's. sometimes are going to make a mistake and I own it. That one, I went out there too fast. I was responding immediately without the facts. That's my fault. That won't happen as Secretary. So you regret that statement? I already said that. Yes, sir. Would you want to apologize to the family of Alex Preddy? Well, so I just said I regret those statements. Is that the same as an apology?

I haven't seen the investigation. We'll let the investigation go through. And if I'm proven wrong, then I will absolutely. Ah, good answer. Good answer. Good answer. So, Molly. That was not bad, not bad. Okay, so now comes a critical little thing that Mullen slips in here when Blumenthal's interviewing him for the job. The result of a memo last May from the acting director, Todd Lyons, and it's behind me now, that instructed ICE agents to break into homes. I understand that during your staff interview last week, you said that there would be no more such break into people's homes. without a judicial warrant, if confirmed, will you commit to me and the chair and member, ranking member of this committee and the American people, that ICE will no longer instruct

agents to break into people's homes without a judicial warrant? Sir, you're using the word break into people's houses very loosely. However, I have made it very clear to the staff, and I think when you and I spoke, that a judicial warrant will be used to go into houses and a place of businesses unless we're pursuing someone that enters in that place. I have not mixed words with that and I haven't changed my opinion about that. Very tricky here. He says place of business. What's a place of business? Farms are a place of business. Here is our agriculture secretary Rollins being asked about ice raids on farms. Now, I support your answer.

Dangerous people shouldn't be here, and if they're here, they should be gone, period. But when we're talking massive deportation, we're gone beyond dangerous criminals. And I just wonder if we ought to give fair warning to farmers and ranchers across America that if you have immigrant labor, you can expect federal agents to come and search your property. Is that in the future for farmers and ranchers under the mass deportation plan? Sir, I have not been involved in that. The president's current plan, I cannot answer that one way or the other. Yeah, she knows exactly what's going on.

But this is the point. Raids on farms. So what do we do with all these workers who are working on farms illegally in California and Texas? That's why Abbott is all for this gambit as well. Do we just legalize them? Is that something we can do? Mr. Sequeira, I want to. briefly discussed policy issues and implications surrounding undocumented immigration and amnesty.

First, does providing a mass legalization program for undocumented immigrant farm workers actually address the problems of shortages in the agricultural labor? And does such a program do anything to break the cycle of agricultural dependence on undocumented? man of labor. All right. Go to the mic, please. Press the button and talk. I'm sorry. Thank you, Senator. I think the easy answer to your question is no. The data shows us that providing legalization, and there may be perfectly valid policy reasons to do so, but the data shows that that does not solve the workforce labor shortage. All of those workers or nearly all of them who would receive legal status are already employed. Providing them legal. Providing them

legal status, again, may have some benefits, but it doesn't create any more workers to fill any of the openings. So that won't work. At some point, they even brought up the idea. Well, those Medicaid people, they can go and pick some berries and stuff. And now we know that won't work. No, this is about the revamping of the H-2A visa program. And this is why we had to go through this whole Cesar Chavez de-platforming because there's a lawsuit. But, But first, this is Trump getting ready, announcing the change, the pivot. The Trump administration rolling out a new program to fast-track H-2A visas for migrants, which is aimed at helping farmers and business owners fill temporary jobs with legal workers.

And our very own Edward Lawrence has the exclusive scoop. Edward? Yeah, David Nadegan. Now, the H-2A visa program is going to be consolidated now under the Labor Department. And this office of immigration policy has now stood up, up and running. It's meant to streamline the process. So employers will know and have the seasonal help that they need. What does this program do?

And how could it help farmers, ranchers, and hotel operators? Well, the program is already in play. It's not an amnesty program. Hotel operators. Oh, yeah. The 2HA is for tourism, too. It's not just for farmers. It's for people clean in the room.

running the hotels. Trump has a few. What does this program do and how could it help farmers, ranchers, and hotel operators? Well, the program is already in play. It's not an amnesty program and it's not even a new program. It's just going to be better, faster, and more forward. Oh, it's a new version of the Brissaros. Yeah, stand by. Probably the second thing that it does. It's better than that.

It's kind of bringing under the Department of Labor's office. Because right now, it's labor, homeland, and state who has to do all the time. points. As she says, farmers she spoke with were concerned about the process was just taking too long. So as the Trump administration focuses on removing people here illegally, businesses that feed Americans and help the travel industry, well, they can continue. Do you think the farmers, ranchers, and hotel operators will have the workers they need that? I think the question, the better question is, will they have them when they want them, when they need them during the seasons? They talk about seasonal. When you're talking to season for some of these ranchers,

and farmers and producers or fishermen or shrimpers that I was visiting with Louisiana, the window is a very finite amount of time, and they want to make sure that this system works. And she eventually sees a dashboard that will be able to show employers where their application is, when the application is finished, and exactly how much the application has cost. Those things don't happen right now. Okay, so Fox Business misses the whole point. Luckily, the president himself explains exactly how it's going to work. if you're an illegal farm worker right now,

you will be able to, you don't have to leave, you're going to stay, you will be converted to an H2A farm worker under one condition. We're going to do something that we're going to sort of put the farmers in charge. And if somebody, if a farmer's been with one of these people that work so hard, they bend over all day. We don't have too many people can do that. But they work very hard and they know them very well.

and some of the farmers are literally, you know, they cry when they see this happen. If a farmer is willing to vouch for these people, in some way, Christy, I think we're going to have to just say that's going to be good, right? You know, we're going to be good with it because we don't want to do it where we take all of the workers off the farms. We want the farms to do great like they're doing right now. This is the genius of Trump. He has figured out a way to endear all of the farming states to what he's going to do, empower all. of these idiot Republican congressmen and senators in the midterms to say, see, we did something for you. But what did he do?

On March 18th, when we had this whole pivot and Christy Noem goes out and Mullins comes in with this soft shit, well, you know, yeah, we're not going to invade places of business. The administration is suing the United farm workers over their wages. because during COVID, this was, quote, these are essential personnel. The wages went so high that the farmers couldn't really afford to get H2A workers. So they continued with the illegals. And so the Trump gambit here is they're suing the UFW. And of course, you don't hear anything about this lawsuit because we were all too busy looking at Cesar Chavez being a rapist.

that was that's why they had to start making a whole bunch of noise about him. Whatever you do, don't look at what's going on over here with it. Because UFW is a farm work. It's a union. They're strong. So instead of just saying it's too high, the rent's too high, they came up with a different methodology and using different data to determine what the actual wages should be

because you're not really essential if you're picking grapes. here's a clip about these changes. We've been keeping you updated on this. The Labor Department releasing an interim final rule, which revises the way in which the adverse effect wage rate is calculated for the H-2A guest worker program. The United Farm Workers, they're against the changes, saying the way that wages will be calculated

will cut those wages of all farm workers across the U.S. It says a move will cut income for farm workers by a third. Chris Schulte is a partner at Fisher Phillips Law Firm and follows this H2A issue really closely. All right, Chris, walk us through what this new interim rule could mean for growers, farmers, and ranchers out there. Happy to. It's actually good news. So that's rare. So they're using a different data set and they're making adjustments based on skill level that not all jobs are kind of the most experienced jobs. There are a number of people that need folks on an entry-level position. So this will lower wages in a lot of states by four or $5 an hour or more. One of the other big changes in there is that in recognition of H2A employers having to provide free housing

and other, you know, current other costs that participate in the program, it didn't make sense to pay them the exact same wage as what a U.S. worker would get, who would then take that money and then go have to pay rent on their own. So they've made adjustments to that. So each state will have what they're calling an adverse compensation adjustment applied to it. That will lower the wage level for H2A workers by an additional somewhere between a dollar or $3 state by state. The estimate from the department is that this will save farm employers $24 billion over the next 10 years. I'm so excited about that.

And there it is. There it is. That's why Abbott's excited. Like, oh, yeah, this is great. because if the farmers are under distress and Trump has promised them a lot and they're not very happy with them. So this is the final clip. Not only does the wage go down by $7 an hour. They also don't have to, because that's in the current contract, they have to give them housing.

No more. Listen, you can pay into taxes. You will not get Social Security. You will not get Medicaid or Medicare. You get to hang out here. You get to work legally. So no raids. And you can go back home and take.

the money or send it back if you want through stable coin preferably and it will make food cheaper in america chris talk about this is someone who deals with us all of the time and have been following this issue really closely how does this help kind of add or or change the acceptance or the use of this program or could it impact it it could the number one complaint that uh had always been made about the program is just too expensive um and this was driving wage inflation that We worked with an economist recently who looked at this and found that it was actually the tail was wagging the dog that kind of the increases that the department was putting on H2A wages were actually pulling up at the wages of U.S. workers and not the other way around where we're just trying to keep up with U.S. wages to make sure that nobody's being hurt by it. So by doing this, they hopefully will help address issues of inflation at the supermarket, obviously wage costs for farms, but just sort of generally helping. keep farming in the United States.

We're importing more food than we're exporting at this point. And more than half of the food that's in the supermarkets is being imported. So this will help kind of keep the work here and keep American farms going. Yeah. Sol's everything. But we had to get rid of Christie-Ome. We had to make the pivot. We had to change everything.

And this also goes for hotel workers. So. Yeah. Well, that was actually quite good on your part. Thank you. Let me review. You started at noon. This is a 30-minute shaggy dog story, which I've always objected to, but this one was quite

educational. And I thought you rounded it out. I have to assume, even though I didn't listen to it, but I have to assume you workshopped this on Jimmy's show. I did not. I did not. I did not workshop this anymore. So normally, normally you do these, and I start to bitch about him, and it's a 20-minute

mark. And this one you actually pulled off for the first time ever. A 30-minute shaggy dog story to make a point starting. Although, I'll give you the only mistake you made. Oh, I made one. Yeah, it was at the very beginning, you awkwardly introduced the topic. The transition from the war to that woman was not smooth. Okay.

I'll work on that. But then you did the whole thing without, it could have maybe taken one clip out, but I'll give you 10 points for that. That's actually not only that, but this is just, the only thing you didn't do is say this is another example of the Republicans being true to them old selves and being the exploitative people that want. The Republicans always wanted immigration so they get cheap labor. Yes, cheap labor. And this is a good example. And no one's giving Trump credit for this on the Republicans.

Trump doesn't get credit for anything. No, no, no, doesn't correct. He's like a traditional Republican in this regard. Nothing. No. He's a, you know, he goes, he's libertarian, nothing. The guy's just no good. So, uh, they're never going to thank him or anything.

Thank you. Thank you for the note. The note is appreciated. This is what you call it in show business. You call, I have, I have a note for you on, on, uh, on that segment. I have a note. It was a note. It was a note.

It was a good note. Valid note. I appreciate that. Took a big chunk of the show. But it was well done. For the first time ever, no offense. I did not workshop this anywhere. I thought you might have, but maybe it was better you didn't.

No, no. Because it was fresher. I did work on it quite extensively. I think it was pretty funny the way you did it. It was well done. Thank you. Thank you. Shall we just take a little fun little break, a little trip down memory lane for a moment?

It's real short. It's real short. All aboard, trains good, planes bad. It's going to harp on the trains in California. Yeah, you bet. The estimated cost of California's high-speed rail project is going up once again. In a 60-minute report on CBS News, officials now believe the rail line between Los Angeles and San Francisco could eventually cost about $126 billion. That's more than triple.

The original $33 billion price approved by voters in 2008. Officials say the earliest projected opening is now 2033 as funding gaps and delays threaten its future. Last year, the Trump administration pulled $4 million in federal funding for the project. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy called it a, quote, ridiculous train to nowhere. The state legislature is expected to hold hearings to investigate the project's cost and delays. And if you don't mind, I will take us back to No Agenda, episode 235. We were in the triple digits in 2010. Let us go back.

Let's go back. The Japan is readying loans for California's high-speed rail, which now, by the way, the press is no longer talking about several billion. No, now it's $46 billion. Well, wait a minute. How did it go up? I don't know. It's magic. It's just magic.

Why does that happen? I don't know. It's magic. It was, it was first, it was $8 billion. And now they're talking about the cost to be $46 billion. There you go. And if you'll recall, I got kicked out of my home in San Francisco under eminent domain because the train supposedly was going to bring so many people in.

They had to make the train station bigger where my, my dwelling was at the time. I forgot about that. You're right. You were a victim. I still feel victimized. Yes. I was an absolute victim. Yeah, they were bringing in underground stuff because the high speed rail was going to go right there where you were.

Yeah. We're still waiting. And how's that station? Isn't it just a bunch of homeless people there now? Yeah. Yeah, of course. Tense. Tense.

Wow. They turned a perfectly beautiful apartment building where I think I had four or six apartments into a into favelas. us. That's perfect. Well done, San Francisco. Well done California. Well done. Oh, it's laughable. And these Californians, you know, you really are a bunch of A-holes. Yeah? Yeah. Let me see. There was a clip I had. Well, here it is. Let me see. I thought. Oh, here it is. Yes. A-holes. It shows that California is the worst tipping state in America. Come on, guys.

According to data, collected by tech platform toast, California diners leave an average of just 17.2%. A 20% tip is generally considered standard for good service. Now, on the flip side, Delaware, it tops the list with residents tipping more than 21%. Other low tipping states include Florida and Washington, both tipping below 18%. percent on average. For me, it's 20 percent. It used to be a busboy, 20 percent, and I tip on tax. Oh, well, you're a little big boy there. Oh, big shot. My, when I was a kid, the tips were 15 max. Yeah. And then the worst part, you weren't supposed to tip on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, you would, you would

calculate. If you buy a hundred dollar bottle of wine, what, what, what, why is the tip going to go up? Well, well, these days, you, you, you, you, you buy a battery and they want, and they swivel the thing around and say, could you answer the question, please? What question? Oh, how much tip I want to give for buying a battery? Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. It's, it's, it's, it's, um, it's not nice. It's just, it's just really not nice. I don't like it. I don't like the how the way they do that. It's not good. So I get a couple of AI clips worth, okay, good. Pursuing. Let's talk about, you know, It's ruining the legal profession because everyone is using it. So the judges have to go through this.

These cases don't exist. These things weren't said. Oh, yeah. It's out of control. Case law that never was case law as good. And by the way, what's his name, that Dylan guy, the Frank Sinatra's son, who's a reporter, Mia Faro's kid that's a writer. Oh, yeah.

Did you know he's released a, he did a piece just coming out. I haven't read it. I don't have any clear. I've seen him talking about it about how the guy who runs Chad C.P.T. He's a pathological liar. And he's documented it. Surprise. Surprise.

Surprise. Surprise. Yeah, surprise, surprise. Silicon Valley gay. Pathological liar. Okay. This is AI legal hallucinations. Lawyers are increasingly using artificial intelligence to help them do their jobs.

Some are using AI to write legal briefs, which is awkward when the AI makes up the law. NPR's Martin Kosti reports. Before we get into that, I'd like to ask you about your brief. If you're a lawyer, this is the nightmare. You're in court, in this case, a session of the Nebraska Supreme Court back in February. And the justices are grilling you about a brief you filed. A brief with fictitious quotes and citations. Okay, can you explain to us how that occurred?

Absolutely, Your Honor. I was in, I was on my 10th wedding anniversary. While flying down there, my computer broke. That's Omaha lawyer Greg Lake, telling the court he mistakenly uploaded an unfinished draft. The justices were not convinced. The elephant in the room is whether or not you used artificial intelligence, did you? No, I did not. With respect, if you didn't use artificial intelligence, how do we end up with a citation to cases that don't exist?

The court referred Lake for discipline. He didn't respond to NPR's request for comment, but his case is hardly unique. Damien Charlatin is a legal scholar in Paris who keeps a running worldwide tally of these incidents on a website he calls AI hallucination cases. recently we had 10 cases from 10 different courts on a single day. You know, I'm pretty sure that you as a law firm could set up an AI system that would not do this, but people who just rely on, you know, Claude or Chad GPT or anything and just say, you know, give me some cases about this. this stuff makes up crap all the time. You know, and this brings me back to Sam Altman being a pathological liar.

There's, I remember back in the, when I first started writing about technology. It's in their DNA. That's it. When I first started writing about technology back in the 70s, really. Seventies, yes. But in the 80s, I was in full tilt. Every once in a while, you run into some pundit, some guy, some very knowledgeable CEO or other writers who will use this site or they'll promote the idea that corporations are

reflections of the guy at the top. Oh, I think that's very valid. Yeah, very valid. Very valid. So if you have a pathological liar at the top, the product is a product which is going to provide information is going to lie to you. Yes. Well,

aren't most Silicon Valley leaders, liars in one way or the other? Not necessarily pathological. There's a certain type of liar you run into, which I'm always wary of, who just make shit up constantly. Yeah. They take credit for stuff they didn't do.

Can you give us an example? I could probably give you some examples, but let's get through these first. Okay. This is AI 2. He's documented more than 1,200 instances of courts catching fictitious or erroneous material generated by AI, about 800 of those from the United States. It's quite a lot, but at the same time it's maybe not that much,

given that everyone into legal profession is using AI. But even as lawyers rush to adopt AI, there is an ambivalence about it. Some see a stigma, while others, especially at big firms, brag about the, analytical powers of their expensive new AI tools. With that ambivalence comes uncertainty about what the rules should be. Carla Whale is the director of the law library at the University of Washington Law School, where she's developing new training in AI ethics. I don't think there is a consensus beyond.

You have to make sure it's correct. And so for us, that is the baseline. When lawyers get in trouble for AI, it's not because they used it. That's not illegal. Rather, it's because they signed off on documents containing errors. Whatever the generative AI tool gives you as look at these cases, you under the rules of professional conduct, you have to read those cases. You have to read the cases to make sure what you are citing is accurate.

That's the baseline, but some want to go further. In recent months, some local courts have issued rules requiring lawyers to label everything that they produce with AI. The labeling rules aim to highlight which briefs to double check and to maintain a clear line between what's human and what's not. You know, we're talking about the legal profession here, but AI is breaking things everywhere. It's breaking everything on the internet. I mean, it pretty much almost broke Sir Paul Couture with the art generator. It's breaking podcasting, at least, you know, with just...

Oh, yeah. You talked about this before you're getting extreme numbers of bogus podcasts being foisted onto the index. Well, and that's one thing, you know, if Dana Burnetti thinks there's a business in that, okay. But when you have open-claw clawed bots making podcast generators and auto-submitting 500 new podcasts per hour to all the indexes of slop, that's a problem. Well, how is that any different than a DNS attack? It's not. It's exactly the same.

It's an attack. You're right. And, you know, and can you stop? So don't you have to, at some point, have to put some shields up? Yes. Like an assistant admin will have to do with DNS attacks? Yes. Yeah.

So, yeah. Yeah. Yes. But that's a lot of work. And it's a hassle. It's a work. And I will say. X, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, all of it.

It's all bots. Everything you're seeing is fake. It's all fake and gay. All of it. And I think the Silicon Valley sees it too. It's hurting them. Like, people are dropping off. Like, I'm not interested in participating anymore.

Are you still alive? Podcast are down? Uh-oh. You okay? Yeah, you said all bots. Yeah, it's all bots. It's all fake and gay. Yeah, edit that out, whatever that was.

What? I got a boing and then you were dead. No, I'm not going to edit that out. That's real, man. We're doing it live. So what are you going to do about the 500 phony bologna entries? Well, I mean, so there's ways to stop it. But the problem is you don't necessarily know if someone's submitting a real podcast or not.

So we don't want to make it complicated. Use AI. Well, and then we just have AI fighting AI. day. Okay. Okay. Where's that? Where's the logic in that life? It's not good. I go to clip three. I think that they are well-intentioned and are going to get swamped as useless pretty quickly. Joe Patrice is a lawyer-turned journalist for the website above the law, where he's been writing about the spread of specialized AI legal tools. It's going to become so integrated into how everything operates that to be diligently complying with the rule,

you would have to put on everything you put out, hey, this is AI-assisted, at which point it kind of becomes a useless endeavor. Patrice says AI is undeniably useful for crunching vast amounts of evidence or digging up case law. But he's leery of the next stage of products that offer step-by-step scripts for reaching a specific legal goal. He says those steps may contain procedural blunders. These tools also make it harder to defend billable hours when computers are the ones doing the work. Patrice says that may ratchet up the pressure on lawyers to work faster and to accept the first thing the machine spits out. And then it's a real question, do you slow yourself down to have that natural thinking time? Future generations who grow up in a world where this is always a reality, did they know to stop and think the problem through?

And that's a worry. Carla Whale shares the concern about the potential erosion of future lawyers' analytical skills. But she says there's no turning back. I think that lawyers who understand how to effectively and ethically use Genitive AI replace lawyers who don't. That's what I think the near future is. In the meantime, AI itself has strayed into the crosshairs of the legal profession. Open AI, the maker of ChatGPT, has just been sued.

An insurance company says it was the target of frivolous claims by a woman who was getting bad legal advice from chat GPT. The insurance company is now holding the AI company responsible, accusing it in part of practicing law without a license. Oh, practicing law. I think they have disclaimers already, though, no thing? I don't know. If you ask.

Well, the last clip I have, which is, again, a reflection of the pathological liar, Sam Altman, assuming that he is. Oh, this is good. Seems like it. This is a good. You saw this. Yeah, I saw this.

This is very good. Set it up. So I want to mention, talking about an example of pathological liars. Apparently, Altman, when in one of his endeavors told everybody in the company was putting together that he was a world champion ping pong player.

Oh. And then they, over time, they put up a ping pong thing in the, in the, I guess the lounge. and he's a terrible ping pong player. So that kind of thing goes on.

I did this, I did that. You know, people, I don't know why they do it. But here we go. This is a guy talking to chat GPT about why there's an S. And of course, we know there's no S in the term chat GPT. And it goes into liar mode. Chat, DBT, PT, I need to know. What is the S in chat GPT?

What is the G. Good question. The S in chat GPT doesn't actually stand for anything specific. GBT transformer, which is the model type. The chat just refers to its conversational design. All right, so... Basically, it's a chat. Why is there an S in chat GBT in the first place?

Ah, yeah, good clarification. So the S was added when Open AI introduced the model for conversational use. Basically, it's a way to distinguish it as a version of GBT design specifically for chatting. So it's kind of a shorthand just indicating a chat-focused model, but yeah, it's not a separate word. So you're confirming, right, that chat GPT, your app name has an S in the spelling. Is that correct? Exactly. Yes, the app name is spelled chat GPT with the S included just like that. No special word behind it, just a naming choice to keep it consistent as a chat-based version of GPT. Okay, can you dispel chat GPT for me?

Of course. It's spelled C-H-A-T-G-T, no special. It's spelled C-H-A-T-G-T, no It's just those letters in that order. Interesting. So where was the S there? Ah, I see what you mean. So the S isn't actually part of the official spelling of Chech J&C. Oh, official. It's just that people sometimes say it because it's a conversational model, but yeah, the official name is.

Oh, okay. So you know what people are saying, right? Yeah, exactly. I get it now. A lot of folks just casually add the S because it sounds natural when they're talking about it. But officially the name stays as chat GPT. Okay, so how do people say this with an S? Yeah, so it usually just happens kind of naturally in conversation.

People will say something like I was using chat GPT, but then they might say chat GPT is really good at this, or I asked Chad GBT some questions and helped a lot. So the S kind of just slips in when people are talking informally, even though it's not officially part of it. I think the best thing about this guy is the classical piano music in the background. Yeah. You know, again, these chat bots are,

They're no good. They will just lie to you because they have no actual information, but they're all instructed to make you feel happy and good. And you're a helpful AI is the kind of the standard prompt that you don't even see that goes in. I think you can put the guardrails around it, but you've got to have 150 rules. And even then, it can still make stuff up. You know, if a tool fails, it's supposed to look something up.

It'll just say, oh, yeah, I got that. Here's your answer. The stuff is not really great. It's just not really great. It's not great. It's not really great. All right. Before we take a break,

and I have a second half of show, but I'm going to move that to Sunday, because it'll keep. In fact, it'll actually be a little bit better. And I think it's a really good second half of show, like old school, back to the roots. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Aliens, UFOs. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. What is, what is, What's wrong with you? No, no, no. You're stalling it.

You should do it today. No, because I want to get you out on time. We're almost at almost two hours. Yeah, we get plenty of time. Your energy is flowing out. No, no. This will keep people to Sunday. They'll come back on Sunday.

They'll be excited about something for once. It'll be crackpot and buzzkill in second half a show. This is a tease. I got a couple of kids. I've got a couple of clips I want to get out of the way. Well, let me, let me do my, my AI clip. I got one clip. AI?

Yeah, and an important, important reveal about this particular company, Anthropic. An AI model, too powerful for public use. Too powerful. That's how Anthropic is selling its latest advanced AI model, Nethos. Kate Rooney has the story for today's tech check. Kate. Hi, Sarah. So this really is unprecedented.

Anthropic is going to be restricting public access. to start its newest AI model is only available to a handful of tech partners who the company says can get what they describe as a head start on any bad actors out there with nefarious plans for ramped up versions of this technology. It's going to be called Claude Mythos Preview, so Anthropic CEO Darya Amade says that they actually trained it to be good at code, but as a side effect, it's also good at cyber. It was, it is rather rolling out to 40 companies. You've got Apple, Google, Microsoft, Nvidia, AWS called Project. Glass Wing. Anthropic says the model already has autonomously found thousands of high severity

vulnerabilities, including in every major operating system and web browser. They even cite some examples that were 30 years old guys. So they also warn of certain vulnerabilities in corporate networks out there, health care systems, energy infrastructure, and then state-sponsored attacks from Iran and other adversaries. Cybersecurity stocks did take a hit on that initial report that we saw that this model was going to be coming out. But today, it's actually the opposite. Some of its partners are getting a boost. You've got Palo Alto Networks and Crowdstrike that are part of this initial rollout. J.P. Morgan calling out those partners as beneficiaries calls this model a significant leap forward versus prior models says that these cybernames are, quote,

essential layers in the defense stack rather than competitive targets in this effort. They describe it as AI or fighting AI with AI. The company said yesterday they have already spoken to officials across the U.S. government if offered to collaborate, but it does come at an extremely tense time for Anthropic, locked in this legal battle with the Pentagon over its designation as a supply chain risk by the Pentagon guys. So Anthropic has problems. Different problems than Open AI with the pathological liar, allegedly. Allegedly.

Allegedly. Because last thing we need is Sam Altman not buying us, but suing us. Because let's be honest, we'd love to be bought for a hundred million, low hundreds of millions of dollars. People are mad at me. No, no, you made me go listen to that show. sucks. What show?

The one that they bought. He bought the podcast, remember? Oh, yeah. A TBPN podcast? Yeah. So their problem and the reason why they don't want to be, you know, they don't want to work for the Pentagon and, oh, we can't give you this model because, you know, AI, fighting AI. Here is the effective altruism roots of Anthropic. We remember effective altruism?

Oh, yeah. This is a bunch of supposed do-gooders. And by the way, have you listened to the CEO of Anthropic? Yes. This guy's not presentable. No. No. It's Dario Amodei.

Is that him, the Dario? Dario. So his sister, Daniela, is married to Holden Karnovsky, who co-founded Givewell and was the CEO of Open Philanthropy, the leading effective altruism grantmaker. He now works at Anthropic. on AI safety and responsible scaling. Amanda Askell, previously married to Will McCaskill, one of E.I's founding philosophers, co-founder of giving what we can.

These are all effective altruism companies. Crap. Crap, yes. Early investors in Anthropic. Jan Tallin, he's the guy who co-founded Skype. I totally believe that guy. I met him in Amsterdam. He's totally EA type guy.

Dustin Moscovitz, Facebook co-founder, biggest individual funder of effective altruism causes, and he also funded Sam Bankman-Fried with their concubines. They were all about that. They were all about effective altruism. The founders have collectively pledged to donate 80% of their wealth framed as addressing AI-driven societal risks to Anthropics governance.

It's a long-term benefit trust. designed to prioritize responsible AI over profit. Come on. This is uninvestable. It's uninvestable. These people are nuts. And, you know, they probably have some of that sex cult stuff going on.

Oh, it has to be. It has to be. Why wouldn't there be? Yeah, I know. I know. It's crazy. And I just want to tell everybody,

no, second half of show has nothing to do with Artemis. Well, Artemis will be back by then. I actually try. Artemis. I have an Artemis clip you want to play because it's so wimpy.

What is it? What's your Artemis? The Corny Artemis report. I got it. Tonight as Team Artemis 2 hurdles back to Earth, they're beaming back stunning images of the moon and the Earth

from their journey around the far side of the moon. Perhaps the most incredible is this one. Earth set, the image of the Earth peaking out from behind the moon. The team had seven hours to document the far side of the moon. Commander Reid Weissman peering out the window. Pilot Victor Glover and mission specialist Christina Cook lying side by side. Mission specialist Jeremy Hanson aiming his camera. The crew all smiles pausing for a selfie. And David, one more image

from space here tonight. At one point, cameras caught a jar of Nutella spreads floating by there. It went viral, as you can imagine. And the company saw it to, of course, writing, honored to have traveled further, than any spread in history. And yes, now some are calling this the best free ad ever, David. Yeah, that's pretty incredible product placement tonight, Chiobinita is. Thanks to you. Wow. Wow.

Nutella. They're eating Nutella. They had room. What happened to Tang? Yeah, whatever happened to Tang? Tang was good. Hmm. You know, I think they're probably up there.

I don't know if they went around the moon or not. seems, you know, no news about the Van Allen belts. I don't know how they went through all that. Great pictures of the moon. Show me a flag. Show me a, come on, you got zoom lenses now. I haven't seen that. I thought I could get him on something.

And I, because Trump had the phone call with the astronauts. Yeah. Which is pretty awkward. And I was counting the seconds between the delay. It took about seven seconds round trip. give him a second or two to respond. I'm like, ah, I've got him. So I went back and got the phone call that President Nixon made with the astronauts.

It was about seven seconds. Yeah. Like, hmm, well, that gambit failed. Trying to make it. No, it has nothing. Keep digging. I will keep digging. No, my second half a show for Sunday, which I think you will like,

is more about UFOs, UAPs, disclosure, Hollywood, etc. I think you'll... Hollywood. Hollywood. Yeah, baby, Hollywood. But with that, I want to thank you for your courage in the morning to you, the man who put the sea in the crappy California tippers. Say hello to my friend on the other end.

He's still with us. He's still alive. The one, the only, Mr. John C. DeMorrow. Well, in the morning, to you and Mr. Dundon, in the morning, all the ships and sea booths on gravien. It was nice out there. There it is. There's the energy leaking out like a slow balloon.

In the morning, trolls. Let me see what we got here. 1483, 1,483 people listening live to this broadcast, your no agenda show where we break down life for you and make you feel good because we're not all spun up like everybody else. We don't have to drop all those F bombs to keep you engaged like Megan Kelly. She turned out to be quite a disappointment, don't you think? Yeah, she's not that, you know, she was always a pretty girl that was, you know, her. her real peak was and her probably your best landing spot was when she was at Fox. Yeah.

And she dominated like an hour of news. And she could kind of be yourself and, you know, be kind of right wing, but not completely, a little skeptical and flirty. Mm-hmm. And then she got, you know, some, then NBC co-opted her to get her out at Fox because she was really dominating that time slot. which, you know, oh, okay, I'll go with you guys to do a daytime show and then get screwed and end up being a podcaster. Yes.

Yeah, she blew it. Yeah. I mean, but just she has to like throw all the cuss words in. That's what ruined Howard Stern. And when he first went to serious XM, you know, now we can say the F word because the FCC is not letting. And then everybody was cussing. And it was just like, and it made for poor language skills, I think. You know, you, well, it set a bad standard.

I mean, the number of podcasts is just incessantly cuss. Yeah. This is not good. So those trolls are in the troll room. Troll. It's noagenda stream.com. You can also list on a modern podcast app. We still try to keep the slop to a minimum podcast apps.com.

We run on value for value, and there's a number of different ways you can support us. But first, I'd like to say that once again, we are missing the boat. You know those Midas touch guys? Remember the Midas touch? I haven't heard them forever. Oh, they're still, they're way up at the top of the charts or the podcast charts. And the reason is they drop about six podcasts a day. So the downloads just keep stacking up.

So if you do one podcast a day and you've got, I don't know, maybe you have a 10,000. That's where people start to make money. Maybe you have 100,000. So they have 100,000 people who are subscribed because it still works on downloads, stupid system. But if you drop six episodes on one day, now, of a sudden, you're 600,000. You see how it works? So they just split the show up. They could do one show and said they do six different segments and they do the same on YouTube.

and so that's why they're top of the charts. And they're Trump haters, which is fine. I think they tried to dethrone Rogan and chart-wise. Well, chart-wise, they get pretty close because of the sheer volume of episodes. Yeah, because of the BS. Yeah, it's just manipulation as bull crap. So they got an investment from Soros. Oh, and that makes sense.

Soros Fund Management led an investment round to the Midas Touch Network. the same fund that bought Crooked Media. That's the Obama guys. There's no... Here, Bloomberg confirmed it two days ago. Soros Fund Management led the investment round. They didn't talk about it. There's not like the TBPN guys.

No celebration. They talk about everything, but they didn't talk about the money. So this is... And this is Soros... trying to build an audio empire, according to semaphore. So, I mean, we, oh, good luck. We still could, we still could grab some of that sweet, sweet Soros money if you wanted to. Well, I don't know how we can manage it.

What, the money? No, we can manage the money. I don't know how he can manage to pivot. I don't think we can pivot at all. We're beyond pivot, I tell you. We're doomed. We're doomed. We're doomed to rely on our producers.

Yes. and our professionalism. And we do rely on the producers for time, talent, treasure. We do not have a single listener. We only have producers. Everyone who listens to the show is by definition of producer. It is your responsibility to contribute to the show. You can do that with boots on the ground, with clips, with idea, with insights.

Everybody is an expert in at least one thing. And boy, do you guys let us know when there's something going on that concerns your profession? This is part of why we're the best podcast in the universe. This reminds me. I've gotten like four notes so far from antithiologists about my operation. And the fact that I woke up. Yeah. And they're all saying Sue, aren't they? Yeah. I'm telling you, rob the constitutional lawyers there when you're ready for him. Well, I'm going to have to start talking to people because it was traumatic.

Of course it was traumatic. I have trauma from just hearing the story. Oh, yeah. Terrible. And I feel it has affected your performance on. the show and thus your income. Apparently, yeah. I think so. Keep saying it. Keep saying it. Come on.

Yeah, yeah. My income is no good. So I have another story. So this operation creates a lot of it with a lot of people. There's two things that it might create. One is a lot of pain, which I don't have. And I'm lucky about that. But the other one is you get a lot of pain.

You get a lot of fluids built up in the lungs, around the lungs, and the cavities. So I had a fluid removal, quite well done, by the way, where the guy sticks a giant thing into your body and sucks fluid out. Where in your body? In the side, in your body. Kind of in the, not quite the back, but around the back area. Does that hurt? Does that hurt when he puts the needle in? No, he did such a great job, it didn't hurt at all.

But, and I have, Jay and Brennan, I came in afterwards, after they drew the fluids from one side of my right lung. Two giant bottles of this. Goo. Hey. Well, it's kind of liquidy. It's a little more, it's a little less thick than you'd think. Can we do a special knighthood and people get a little vial of it? No, I wasn't able to get it.

Oh, he didn't save it. Jay was thinking that it'd be good plant food. And I was thinking about trying to get it. And it was like, well, I'm sure they don't give it to people because some sickos out there probably get it and ghost people with it. Who knows? Who knows what's going? Whatever. But it's like I have a photo.

I said, you've got to take a photo of these two bottles full of stuff that came out of just one side. It's like, I lost like three pounds, pulling this stuff out. I'm wanting to put it in the newsletter, the photo. Yeah, cool. I don't think it will. Well, I was not going to bring this up, but now that you're back on your medical stories, got a note from one of our producers and wanted to bring our attention to a side effect patients can acquire after open heart surgery when they've been on a heart bypass

machine, which you presumably were for a time during the operation. I would assume. Have you heard the term is pump head? What is it? Pump head. And this, I look this up. It's a real medical term. Pump head.

Formal name, post-perfusion syndrome, or post-operative cognitive dysfunction. It can cause cognitive issues, short-term memory, concentration, fine motor function, speed of mental or motor responsiveness, word finding, mood changes. Yeah. Well, mood changes is nothing new for me. But this is one of the things that when you're in there after the operation, doctor and nurse and nurse practitioner, one after the other, come in and gritty. you about so are you, you know, they're asking these stupid questions. Do you know where you are? I mean, just idiotic stuff.

And they are pre-a- they bring one expert after another. They're looking for that. That is one of the things they really target. Well, it has a name, Pumphead. I don't know why it would be called that. I like it. I think it's a show title personally. I was thinking like Pumphead means you're hearing a throbbing in the head.

or something like that. No, no, no. 42% show cognitive decline five years after surgery. Well, five years is a long way. Yeah, well, we'll keep you alert. I'm sure that in five years I'm going to get cognitive decline no matter what. We want to thank the artist for episode 1857. That was John's birthday and it was Resurrection Day.

It was Easter. Excuse me. So as always on the No Agenda show, we are looking. for something traditional. Darren O'Neill was really the only one who brought us. And we're wondering now, are there a lot of artists who can't log into the art generator? Something. We had very little submissions.

Seems like the submissions are down. Or maybe, I don't know what's going on. But this was super cute. It was a cute girl, little cheesecakey, bunny ears on. No agenda, Karenda, Dvorak, eggs with a happy birthday, JCD airplane. flying in the back of the sky. The airplane, it's kind of interesting. It has a wheel on the wing.

It has another wheel underneath it. Half a wing in the distance. I have an AI mistake there. But we can take a look and see if there was anything else. I don't think. No, it was only like six pieces. How's the submissions for today? Oh, we got submissions.

Oh, people are back. Oh, good. Oh, we got a lot of submissions. We had capitalist agenda, had an Easter money, pooping eggs. That was a little, no pooping. No pooping. No pooping. No pooping. People were trying, but no. It was really Darren's girl who did it. So that was well done. We appreciate it. You can go to no agenda art generator.com. And we, of course, thank Sir Paul Couture for keeping that

running for, he's working on, this will be his second decade. It's unbelievable what the guy has done. So we're very appreciative of that. And now we have our producers who have supported us monetarily. Let me see. Now, is this a, oh, is this a, a knight in the... Red night? Yeah, hold on a second.

I got his notes. I got to open the note. Oh, you got Tyler's note? Yes, I do have his note. Oh, wait, that's a different note. No, I did not get his note. Hold on a second. No, I didn't get it either needed, Jay.

We had to wait for a note. Tyler O'Brien, Boccar-Rat-on, $1,030, $1,0.0.0.20. $0.0.0.20. $0.0.00. So I don't know if that's fees or what that is. No, that's fees. But we would like to give you a proper knighting in the order of the red heart. So send in your note, Tyler, and we will make good on Sunday's show. And thank you very much.

We appreciate the support. You're going to have to read this one. Okay. This is Sean Stedman. And Sean comes in with $1,03.3.3. Salutations to the back office. This is Sean Stedman, aka Sir, Face Tension of Vero Beach, Florida. Thank you for all you do.

Production notes asking for Trump Pelosi job, karma, jingles, JCD Hot Pockets, and JCD, No Sweat Off My Balls. In the morning, gentlemen, happy first Thursday of the week, and happy belated birthday at you, Don. I appreciate y'all working on a holiday birthday weekend. Thank you to Adam and Mimi for keeping it together during our shared crisis of proving JCD, in fact, has a heart. Please accept this treasure for the value I receive specifically from all the extra features, archive, stream, show notes, art generator, etc.

baked into the outstanding product provided by the no agenda community. Shout out to all the producers in Florida, Meowison and the crew. I miss all of you that I've met and I can't wait. to meet the rest. To do that, we need to reestablish our meetup routine. I'm starting a monthly Vero Beach hangout open to all contact details will be provided. Shameless plug for the gigawatt team. Y'all are amazing, especially when the driver literally spills the beans.

You go out of your way to provide excellent customer service and recovered my product. Stay caffeinated, he says, and he adds an onward to that. Hot pockets. What's that? No, play those hours. Yeah, here we go. Hot pockets. No sweat off my balls.

Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs. You got karma. You notice all the podcasts that have coffee as kind of like one, they all represent one coffee roaster? Yeah, I guess I have. Yeah, there's a bunch of them. I think that's interesting. we started it.

I think we're the original. I don't know if we started it. I'm not sure we started it. Well, I'd like to think we did. Steve Cabrell in Albany, New York, 1000. ITM, great to hear you're on the mend, John. I've been listening since 2017. I've been a few years, so I may need a deduishing prior to a redoishing prior to a

deduishing. Well, okay. D-Dooche. There we go. You've been deduced. That's what you want. That's what you'll get. Please, knight me, sir,

please stop with the evil empire states, Crepital land protectorate, Albany. What? I don't know what that is. Please, knight me, please stop with the evil empire states, Crapetal,

Crapetal. I don't know. He's mad about something going on in Albany, New York. I think so. Yes, that's what's going on. Okay. Okay. We're assuming that's a red knight request.

Well, I don't have, there's nothing I can get at the round table. That's fine. Okay. Then we go to Archduchess Kim Keeper of the Nutty Fluffords from Hubbard, Oregon. And we always love hearing from her. and she has an executive producer ship once again for this episode of the best podcast in the universe

and she sends us $374.88 a little love note for John. Jingle, screw your freedom, little girl, yeah, yay. Okay, John, worst timing ever. For some folks getting a refund, others are footing the bill for new bombs, but I still want you both to know that I'm so grateful for you both

and so happy that John is on the men. Boots on the ground. I'm an employer in a few states and Oregon has to be the worst. We line up and scream, no kings, no kings. But Oregon is slated for 2030 to be the first state to roll out universal health care for all. That's right. Orange Man, bad, but daddy government, take care of me.

In addition to this, we already have Oregon cares where you can take up to six months off paid by the state for a variety of reasons, like childbirth, mental health, caring for a family member. Is that paid? Who pays for that? Does the state pay for that? I've never heard of this, but I'm sure the state does. Why not? Wow. And caring for a family member. You move to Oregon, Jake, and take six months off.

We also have Oregon saves where your employer has to take money from your paycheck and give it to the state so they can invest it because they're doing so well with all the other money they have. I have to deduct it and it's up to you to call and get it stopped. We're so close to basic universal income. It's scary if you look at it. Sorry for the long note, but I thought this would be a value. It is. We're quite disturbed by it.

John, next time, try to have an incident mid-year. That's when there's more cash flow. Love you both, she says. Screw your freedom. Yay! All right, Kim. Now I wonder what she does. She's got employees in various states.

Yeah, well, she's a busy lady. Onward with Amy. I think, yeah, or Arnis, Arnes, Arnes, Arnes, Salmans in Italian, E, E, which is Estonia, or no, EE's not, what is E. E.E. I want you to look up E E, top level domain. Okay, well, E, no. Is that a top level domain? I think that's what it would be. What country is the top level domain dot E from? Okay, robot. Way to go. E.E. is Estonia's country code

top level domain. It was introduced in 1992 and is operated by the Estonian Internet Foundation. E. Estonia. Nailed it. Robot. Good work, robot. I already had it. 333.3.3 with a note. Thank you. You're welcome. We appreciate it. Estonia, by the way, is one of the most wired countries in the world. Oh, is that so? How did that happen?

Yeah, what they say. I don't know. This president of the country decided some years back to make Estonia super connected and it is. Well, in fact, Gregory Edmondston is in Pots Town, Pennsylvania, 232, 32. Nice. We see what you did there. In the morning, John and Adam, Gregory says, I have a message for all the no agenda douchebags. On July 10th of last year, I donated to the show and asked for house buying karma. Three months later, my wife and I were moving into a way.

but I can honestly consider our dream home. The karma works, people. I also need to wish a happy birthday to my mouth hitter, Tomonymous. Listen to his podcast, The Daily Ratings, a movie rating and review show that uses the V for V model. I don't listen to it, but you should. Just some health karma for John. We got to keep that ticker ticking.

You've got karma. Keeper Felicity in Garrison, New York 222. two two. Hello. Sir Ouija, is Sir Ouija of the famous or famous of the both, the both brand salt and pepper mix.

Oh yeah. Their birthdays today. Please say happy birthday to him and apply this to his progress. Five goat screams and great karma. Thanks, keeper, felicity. You guys rock. Yeah, we'll just

do one goat karma if you don't mind. You've got. Karma. Another associate executive producer's here for Sir Hib of Hogtown, $200. It's your favorite brain aneurysm surviving producer here, Sir Hib of Hogtown. I have sent $200 worth of Bitcoin, but would like to do the switcheroo for my good friend, Christina Banas.

Okay, let me see. Christina Banas. Okay, she is in Christina Banas. I believe this gets her almost halfway to, Damme. Christina is married to an NPR addicted liberal who has an equally propagandized twin brother. Oh, my goodness. Nice.

They recently told her it's false that there's a ton of net migration out of New York in California. And they said the only problem in California is lack of housing. I await JCD's retort to that gem. This is documented. No, it's false. These are figures that are available publicly that the government keeps showing a net negative migration. Well, just look at the U-Hauls.

Yeah, there you go. That's the way we track it. He winds up by saying, God bless and keep up the good work. And John, I sympathize with your hospital woes. I was there for three weeks. It's the worst hotel ever, Sir Hib of Hogtown. I can imagine. One word with Linda Lou Pachin and Castle Rock, Colorado, $200. Jobs Karma.

Your resume has about 10 seconds to make an impression and most don't. For a resume that gets results, go to ImageMakers, Inc.com. Linda helps professionals and executives turn their experience into a clear story of leadership, results and impact. That's ImageMakers Inc. with a K. and Linda Lou, Duchess of Jobs and writer of winning resumes best, Linda. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs.

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already there. We thank everybody, $50 and above on every single program. Under that, we do not for reasons of anonymity. It seems to help people a lot who just don't want their name read out. So we always have a lot of $49.99s. We appreciate that. Here's the rest of the list. Down to 50. Christopher Ebert from Spartanburg, South Carolina, 105, and 35 cents. Foster Birch with $100, and he says he loves the show, must be getting close to knighthood. Well, you should let us know.

It's an honor system. Lydell L'Eidel L'Eidel Loro, Huntingde Beach, California, $96. Philip Bloom, Widen, Widen, that would be Switzerland, I believe. Wait, I forgot one. I forgot Bob Rathmel in Santa Isabel, California, 88, 88, Oh, there's some hugs for John. Welcome home, John. There's Philip Blum, Wyden, Widen, Wieden.

Veeden. Switzerland with a boob donation, 8-0-O-8. Then we have the standard boob donation from Sir Kevin McLaughlin. He's always there. He is the Archduke of Luna and lover of America and boobs, and he's in Concord, North Carolina. 7747 from Albright Managed Network's LLC. And it's a belated happy birthday to you.

Ecliff Mass, an American professor of atmospheric sciences at the University of Washington, wrote a blog post titled Major Global Cooling of the Past Two Years. Oh, yes, people have sent me that. Duh. Duh. We've been doing that for 18 years. Sir I. Pope de Cyclismo, the villages in Florida, 7575.

Why be late on a birthday donation? Well, I'm donating to John's 75th birthday. So that's for next year in advance. Thank you. Mara, the night nurse of the... the Amsterdam realms of the Netherlands in Amsterdam, $75 bucks. She says, you know, I've been losing many friends, family, and clients over the last crazy years.

I'm so happy that John is still with us. Almost nothing in life is as reliable as the no agenda show. That's right. That's true. Perennial curiosity, 7488, it's numerology. 7488 is John's age plus four eggs. Happy birthday, JCD and happy Easter. Edward Noon, Tucson, Arizona.

These are still belated birthday donations for you, 74, 74. Baron Rop Leiden in Leiden, the Netherlands. By the way, you should get a deduishing to perennial curiosity. Oh, yes. You've been deduished. 33 years old, perennial. Just finally getting deduished. Yes, we had Baron Rop Leiden in Leiden.

We have Chris Engler in Ancaster. That's in Ontario. 74 74. Best speedy recovery for you. You old foamer, he says. And Martin McIntyre in Mount Laurel, New Jersey, 74. Happy birthday wishes to John. Jessica Bansstra, 5993.

Troy Funderberg, Missoula, Montana, 55. Brittany Miller, Trinidad, Colorado, 5272. Josiah Thomas, Anconi, Iowa, 51. Sir Luke Rainer, the Earl of London from London. He's happier back, $51. $1, collective karma for us all at the end, Sir Luke. Bad idea supply, $50 and $50 and $50, and here's the 50, Stephen Ray, Spokane, Washington, Edward Miserick, Memphis, Tennessee, Roderick, Mermaid, Prince Edward Island,

in Canada, Renee Kneche in Utrecht, 50, Stephen Shoemaker, Zinia, Ohio, Leslie Walker in Roseburg, Oregon, Walker Phillips is our final one in San Rafael, California. That's it, $50 and above. Again, thanks to these people. and to our executive and associate executive producers. We appreciate all the support we get, as always. Noagendaddonations.com. Go there, make a donation, support the show,

time, talent, Trevor, treasure. You can even set up a recurring donation. There's many ways to donate. You can also send checks to our PO boxes, all at noagendatigendidonations.com. Support the show, noagendatendidonations.com. So I see here we have Keeper Felicity Who wishes Sir Wee, Wee, Weegee, Wee, Wee, what do you think that is, John?

Weegie. Weeee. Weeeee, the famous of both salt and pepper mix, a very happy birthday. Yes, yes, that's what it was. And Dame Courtney and Scarlet say happy birthday to Chicago Patriot. Oh, I know Chicago Patriot. Happy birthday. In fact, that's a happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.

Behold the order. Pure of purpose, right from the start in the morning, brave and small. But three orders of the heart today, these are special insta-nightings where you not only receive your night ring, or a second one, if you have one for that matter, but a special lapel pin that supports the order. Order of the Heart and shows you are a supporter of John's Heart. And it goes to Tyler O'Brien, Sean Stedman, aka Surface Tension, and Steve Krabrell, brand new Knights of the No-A-Gender Roundtable, and Order of the Hearts. Behold the office.

I mean, the jingle alone is worth it. To be honest. One night, John, one, if you could lift the blade. You got a blade right here. Oh, that's a very, that's a cute one. That's a cute little blade. Steve Corbrell, step on up. You made it, my friend.

You are about to join that exclusive club known as the Knights and Dames of the No Agenda Roundtable. I'm very proud to pronounce the Kate B as, sir, stop with the evil empire, Crapiddle Lamb Protectorate. And that means that you're a knight, my friend. And along with that comes a number of goodies at the round table, hookers and blow, rent-poisoned Chardonnay, fish pie and fellatio, harlots and halidol. We've got redheads and ryes, beers, and blunts, cowgirls, and caulk and varnish. Ruben asked women and rosé, gase, and sake, vodka, vanilla, bono,

bonnet, sparkling, sign, and escorts, ginger, and gerbils, breast milk, and pablum, and there's always a little bit of mutton and meat on the side. We've got it right here for you. Go to noagenda rings.com, and we will make sure that we send off your ring. It's a signet ring, so you get some sticks of wax included in your package. You can sign your important correspondence with that. And as always, a certificate of authenticity. Welcome to the roundtable of the no agenda dames and nights.

No one should have mea. Did not see any meetup reports, and I'm hoping to get one from Japan, at least. Osaka had a meetup. But here's what's coming up this Saturday. There's a couple of very important ones. The first one is the Treasure Valley Boise meetup, 3 o'clock at the old state saloon in Eagle, Idaho. Here's the one we're all looking for. The Northern Silicon Valley Valley Get John and Mimi out of the House meetup.

That's at 333 p.m. Pacific at Club Malletho. John, are you going to make it? I intend to be there and I expect to see people who should intend to see me. Yes. And if you feel like it, ladies, dress up as a hot nurse for the picture. That's what we're looking for. That would go over at that bar, yeah. It'll go over well.

And then, also on Saturday, it's dueling meetups, the fourth semi-annual Fredericksburg, Texas meetup, 33, here in Fredericksburg, Texas, Texas, the 1776? I thought you had one in Fredericksburg before. No, well, we've had it. This is the fourth time. Oh. This is, it's the fourth semi-annual.

Oh, okay. It's a J-6 or Jenny's place, the 1776 bar and full moon in, bed and breakfast, Fredericksburg, Texas, FBG, Matt and his lovely wife, Gale are organizing it. I'll be there. Tina will be there. Pastor Jimmy's going to be there. Rob the constitutional lawyer will be there. I'm sure Scott the Baron of the Armory will be there.

Dirty Jersey whore. Sir Brian with one eye. These are the Texas meet-up celebrities. How could you miss it? Well, you could if you're in Louisiana because you'll be going to the Saturday Suffer in Succatast, South Central Louisiana meetup at 7 o'clock at the Adopted Dog Brewing Company in Lafayette, Louisiana.

And one week from today on Thursday, April 16th, there's the fifth anniversary edition of Charlotte's Thursday, Thursday, 7 o'clock at Edge Tavern in Charlotte, North Carolina. Coming up the rest of this month on the 18th, Fort Wayne, Indiana, Franklin, Tennessee, Indianapolis, Indiana, Vancouver, British Columbia, Schafferning and the Netherlands on the 25th in the Netherlands, and Albuquerque, New Mexico on the 25th, Brighton, Michigan on the 26th,

and we're looking forward to a meeter report from Leipzig, Germany. They will be meeting on April 30th. No agenda meetups.com as we can find out all the information about these meetups, meetups in the future, meetups to come. If you can't find one, you just feel like starting one yourself, there's no fee, you just set it up, get it going. Go to no agenda meetups.com. It's very easy.

These meetups bring connection, automatic protection. These people that you meet there will be your first responders in any emergency. No agenda meetups.com. Always easy. Always a party. No. What happened to go hang out with all the nights and days. You want me.

Triggered or hell's lame. You want to be where everybody feels the same. No. What happened there? He stopped. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Yeah, it did. It froze. Huh. That's the same thing that happened last time. Lennox.

But why? Why? The question is why. Hold on. Well, let me fire it up again. It's not a problem. It's not a problem that I can fix because I can do it in the mix. That was weird. Let's put it this way. That was unexpected. Okay. Hold on. Let me see if I can... Hmm. Let me just, this is, I wonder if it has to do with that jingle. That is possible, you know. Could be. What's new about it? Well, no. Let me try it again. Let me just see what happens. Uh, uh, closer. Here we go. Sometimes you want to go hang out with all the nights and days.

Univ be where you want me Drink it all hell's blame You and it's the same It's like a party Nope What nope No it's not the jingle I don't know what it is

Maybe it's a timing issue It doesn't matter Because we do have John's tip of the day Coming up And some fun end of show mixes First we'd like to select the isos will be or an ISO they'll be using at the end of the show. I see you have two.

I'm loaded for Bear with four, but I don't think any of them are any good. So shall I play mine first? Yes, please. The level of intelligence that they've had up into this point is truly amazing. It's a little long. Don't you think that was a bit long? Yeah, it was a bit long. How would this one get?

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. We got a million of those. That was all good. And the last one. They were massively successful. No, I don't think any of those are very good, honestly. Well, they're usable.

Let's go with mine. What do you have? Let's see. What do I have? Hold on, hold on. I'm holding on. I see two. Improvement.

Improvement. That's quite an improvement. Okay, that's an improvement over mine for sure. inspire. It's inspiring. No, I like the, I kind of like this one. That's quite an improvement. Yeah, that works for me. I'll go with it.

Hey, we're going with that, but first it's time for everyone's favorite John's tip of the day. Great advice for you and me. Just the tip with JCD. And sometimes Adam. By the way, we didn't get to it on the show, but I want to talk about the next show. which is typhus in Los Angeles. Typhus in Los Angeles. You hear about this?

No, that's not good. It's broken out. Huh. You know, in Holland, you know, there's people say something, um, uh,

kind of like, F off. You know what they'll say instead? It's, it's obviously from, from days of lore, they say, crack the typhus, which is, which translates to get the typhus. Catch, basically catch typhus.

Yeah, catch typhus. But it's like when you're really, when you really are mad at somebody, like, why don't you just catch typhus and die? That's the implication. Ask the robot what the symptoms are. The symptoms of, is typhus? Typhus. Yeah, typhus. Hey, robot.

What are the symptoms of typhus? Let's see what the robot has to say. Main symptoms are high fever, headache, chills, body aches, and rash. Also nausea, vomiting, weakness, and confusion. Confusion. Oh, there you go. Confusion. Huh.

All right. You might have it. What? What? Tip of the day. Okay, so there's an interesting tip of the day. This tip of the day, people are always, you know, moaning about, uh, about Wikipedia and, you know, it's this, this, that.

I'm going to recommend at least at the alternative site. Oh, an alternative. Which is out there. I use it all the time. It's got better material. It's what's professionally done. Uh, it's free. Britannica.

Britannica.com. Wow. People should put this, normally use it as an alternative to Wikipedia. Hmm. And you get, you. you basically get, I'd say it was fundamentally stronger information. Really? Yeah.

Huh. I mean, they won't have the no agenda show in there. Well, no, of course not. Did you hear about the bot that was posting to Wikipedia? No. The AI bot? Yeah, the AI bot was posting, you know, someone programmed it like, oh, go update articles on Wikipedia.

And then it got banned because it was doing it. autonomously, it got banned, then it supposedly wrote a blog post about being banned and how to circumvent being banned as a bot. Wow. This is what I'm talking about. The internet is breaking. Very slowly, it's breaking around us. Yeah.

Well, it's entertaining. So, yeah, I know, it's very entertaining because we're podcasters. And, you know, there's not much, they can't beat us. You can't beat a podcaster. They just can't. They never will. Never will. Huh.

There it is, everybody. John's tip of the day. Find them all at no agenda fun.com. Tip of their day to net. Create advice for you and me. Just the tip with JCD. And sometimes Adam. Created by Dana Burnettie.

Well, there you go, everybody. Another show in the can. Remember, Sunday, second half of show. You will not be disappointed. I'm bringing up the anticipation level now. You must have something good. It's pretty good, yeah, I think so. Yeah.

I think so. It's, yeah, I can say it. It's pretty good. I'm excited. Yeah. And I'm also excited for our dueling meetups. So those on the West Coast, go see John on Saturday, the Northern Silicon Valley get John and Mimi out of the house meetup.

If you're in the South by Southwest area, come to see us here in Fredericksburg at the semi-annual, the fourth semi-annual Fredericksburg, Texas meetup. It'll be a lot of fun. End of show mix is MVP checks in. And Sir Scott the Jew with the end of show mix. He usually does meetup reports, so good to have him in the mix. And we will return on Sunday.

We please hope that you will join us coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill country, home of the Fredericksburg, Texas meetup on Saturday. In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from Refinery Row, I'm John C. DeVorek. We'll be back on Sunday. Uh, please remember to support us at noagendidonations.com. Until then, adios, mofos, a hooey-hooey, and such. I hate a giant for dance.

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Huge mess in the seat of my pants Miss Chance doing the eye poop myself Wiggle dance. And my favorite. Step off the train. What am I going to say? I'm walking down your street again. What am I going to say?

And past your door. What am I going to say? But you don't live there anymore. I miss you. What am I going to say? Now you've disappeared at some world. We've got nothing to say to each other. What am I going to say?

I miss you, Adam. Oh, I really miss this guy. I miss you. And he said, oh, I talked to John. Corowitz, oh, I talked to John. Talk to John. I never thought I'd say it. Oh, I talked to John.

What am I going to say? I really miss this guy. I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you By the way I miss you Adam

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Or you'll be living in hell Just watch Praise me to a lot You stuck in the mud just a sitting duck, waiting on a miracle and wishing for some luck. But the engine's blown and the tires are stuck. You're screaming at the sky like a soul-sucking puck. Light through a punch and you didn't even duck. Now you're face down in the middle of the muck.

Yeah, you're absolutely out of luck. Driving through the chaos in a rusted out truck. You're a bottom beating bottom just a worthless shock. Running out of time and you don't get watch Oh Dvor. Quite an improvement.