NO FOMO - 36. Toe Zaddy 94'

Episode Date: November 16, 2022

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all right we are back for another installment the 30 the 36th episode to be to be exact it's the 36th episode of of the show no fomo what's popping boys do it again we do no we're not we're not even doing this again we're not doing that we're not even everybody knows we're not even gonna bring up what we did this weekend it's right into confession just we'll just you insert every other beginning of every other episode yeah yeah that's what yeah we don't need to revisit yeah now how things are nope um confessions i could start okay uh i started a feet finder. Oh yes. That's huge. Did this happen before last week and we hadn't brought it up yet or no, no, no. Uh, no, I did it after last week. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. So you got to break that down for us. Yeah. Um, it's toes at 94. If you guys want to check it out, toes at 94. Yeah. That's me. Great name. Um, all the other toes that he's were taken. I had to go one through 93 to get up there. Okay. Um, but yeah, it's quality content. I went and got a pedicure. Uh, I got a couple of videos, some albums on there. Really? You know? Yeah. So how does it, how does it work? You got to break it down. Cause I've never even logged on. So essentially the way it works is called feet finder.com. Yeah. It's feet finder. Um, essentially all it is is I have a profile on there and you go on and if you like my stuff, you pay for it. Is it like is it like a like so it's like only fans type thing essentially or they buy like pictures yeah so i think the main way that people make money

off it though is not through so like every one of my things you have to pay to see of course the main way is like they message you i've had people message me on there asking how much i charge for like like if i wanted to they wanted to send them one picture or something oh like a personal pick yeah what's the what are the price points on there so the lowest you can charge for the stuff on Like if they wanted to send them one picture or something. Oh, like a personal pic. Yeah. What are the price points on there? So the lowest you can charge for the stuff on there is $4 all the way up to whatever you want. Okay.

I set mine at $4. I'm, you know. Beginner. Yeah. Okay. It's like, it's good stuff, but I want you to get it at a low rate. Have you ever, have you already gotten hit up for like zero marketing or anything? Yeah. Yeah.

I have had like 20 people visit the profile. I've had like three people message me. Really? No one's committed to any kind of purchases yet, which I mean, if you want to be the first, I wonder if people ask you to send like your dick, like in between your toes and shit. I don't know how I'd be able to pull that off. Dick in between your toes. I'm not, I will say this as it says in my profile, I will do anything.

Yeah. That's your bio. I'd do that for like a hundred bucks. Will do anything. I said these feet, these feet were made for my profile, I will do anything. Yeah. That's your bio. I'd do that for like a hundred bucks. I said these feet, these feet were made for walking, but they'll do anything. But that's not all they'll do. How does the feed work? Is it like, is it by radius or it's like, so I'm a seller. I don't know.

I don't know how it works for buyers, you know? Oh, buyers. There's gotta be some sort of feed. Like, yeah. Can you just find people or you have to go look at it? You can definitely, you can search by categories. There's like a fucking billion categories. feed. Like, yeah, can you just find people or you have to go look and know what you're looking for? You can search by categories. There's like a fucking billion categories that you can associate with your profile.

No, it's like arched, like painted toes, stinky, like hairy, flat foot, like all kinds of stuff. So I just put every fucking one of them for my category. So if you search it, I'm popping up. Okay, so it's an app too? It has to be, right? No, I don't think it is an app. Oh, it's just like craigslist for feet yeah okay yeah they don't usually have like apps for like porn and shit like that you know what i mean it's kind of yeah that's fair against the app store policy but so toes out of toes out of 94 yeah check it out i'm i'm going to check it out i'm gonna do i'm gonna do some i will tell you

this my profile picture on there is scandalous i went all the way in are you is your is your like face in it oh yeah i have my face in it oh wow yeah that's how you make the big box we say that we thought we had some big ideas for this it was get colored sand and have you oh yeah like the uh yeah like the soothing like where they like flatten it out on the cup and then they cut it up oh some asmr shit with your toes oh yeah what's some asmr you could do i was thinking like maybe like i'd go in the mud and kind of just squish in between a little bit something like that just play around in the mud you might have to make a mud boy profile i'm gonna have anthony spray me with a hose in the backyard and just kind of like oh yeah just have your feet getting all wet just a little splish splash in a puddle

oh you need to draw a face on your toes well what i realized is not being a foot person i don't know what they want that's so fair i was just gonna say like i don't even know what they need to go into like a reddit like deep dive oh yeah i'd find a yeah find something see what gets the people going yeah oh that reddit's got to be great oh it's gonna be you remember those little um finger monsters when you're a kid like you stick them on the top of your finger i'll get some of those for those for your toes i need to write these down honestly i'm kind of i got you i could do this all day okay okay yeah we'll have a brainstorm we'll do a team day i feel like we're gonna learn a lot but i'll tell you what one of the videos is really good

because i went i got the pedicure and i just like sneakily filmed her doing it and at one point she's just massaging my foot with lotion i was like oh my god they're gonna they hope they love this they are gonna go crazy for this i'm wondering the vast majority of people on there has to be male, right? Yeah. People like looking at it. Yeah. There are. So I went and I kind of did a little viral marketing for myself and I just went and followed

a bunch of people and I followed like girl names because almost none of the buyer people have pictures of themselves. Okay. Oh yeah. They want to keep it real anonymous. Yeah. Oh, there's some people on there that are not keeping it anonymous and they are terrifying yeah that's some vile stuff it'll be like

foot sniffer 64 and there's some dude like fucking like in the picture his nose just a close-up on his nose jesus that's good stuff that's that's a fun little niche uh portion of the internet that i didn't know about i don't know how many hail marys that is for confessions but yeah i did that that's pretty good that't know about. I don't know how many Hail Marys that is for confessions, but yeah, I did that. That is a nice confession. I don't think anything... I don't think I'd be willing to confess anything that happens. Yeah, they're usually kept in confidence.

I mean, I've got some shit, but I can't... It's not that you don't have anything. No, but you guys know what I have. We have things. We're not saying it. But do we want to break down the drunk convention then? The shot caller? Oh, I guess. Do you want to do the.

So, yeah, we're going to do a new segment. OK. It's called Degenerate Inventions. And I came up with this one yesterday. In order to keep yourself from going out past a certain time. OK. It is going to be a shot caller that goes on your neck and then it will go off at that time. So say 2 a.m.

It will start shocking you. The only way to turn it off is to go home into your own bed. So I came, I went on a deep dive with this. There's some features that I came up with. So you have to get into your own bed to turn it off. It increases in intensity and frequency. The longer you stay up any drug or alcohol intake after it's on will instantly bump it up to max settings but we don't have to worry about this happening for a while because it sounds like a very futuristic invention so i think we come up with it if the sunlight hits it if it hears the word bag call him or i'll throw in are said it will also start decreasing in circumference around your neck oh wait decrease in circumference to choke you out so because those those are just blatant those

are bad now if it's the sunlight that should be insidious yeah um there is a back door built into it though oh god if you can get a girl to say out loud that she will 100 have sex with you tonight it will turn off it'll just shut off immediately it'll it'll it'll give you the time well what if you like paid someone to say that well well there's a lot of science that there's a lot of angles yeah we don't know much about it we're gonna learn how to beat technology but yeah um as far as trying to get us to stay in i think that's the best way i could come up with that's a good one that's the closest we've come so far 100 yeah that'll work that's definitely the crowd source we think yeah look can we put this on kickstarter like asap yeah i feel like we could actually get

some i think we could steam behind this testing it if we just got like a dog collar and then like i had like the remote if one of us just had it like if one of us goes out and like i check my find my friends and you're still out and I could just buzz it every like 30 seconds until I see your home. I don't know if they have that kind of range. How bad does a dog collar hurt? We're going to find out. I don't know. I've never put one on.

I bet it can't be fun. I bet it's actually pretty good. I bet at least one person that watches this has tried it. A dog collar? Yeah. If you know, let us know. Yeah. Hit us up.

I have like, I have like two at my house. We could try out. There we go. We got to start. We're on to something here. Do we want to get into the meat and potatoes here? That's potatoes. Kind of related to that.

Kind of back to the shot caller. The creator of the Oculus made one that will kill you if you die in the game. It's fucking insanity. What game? Whatever game you're playing. like beat saber and you do anything Yeah, if you're wearing this headset it has like some like detonator And I think it I think it initially he set it up to like some game that he made that so it the headset reacts

So like when the screen flashes like red like oh you're dead mm-hmm. They don't learn it'll detonate something Into your skull But I'm just wondering how does how did he test this out how do you how do you know it'll kill you like a black mirror about this yeah i mean i'm pretty sure i bet it's just a fucking grenade strapped to the front no you should see that there's like three little like three little charges like sticking out of it that are charged the guy that invented it made this yes is how why i don't know i mean so like what what do you think would be like i mean i guess if you thought you could do that you might just have to see it but i'm just curious how do you how did he even test this i mean you could probably just you could explode it without i mean it's just a remote explosive yeah that's fair it's like a phone you strap Yeah, that's fair. It's like a phone. You strap it to a watermelon and it. That's fair.

You can just put it like that would blow up. We have. Yeah, look at it. I mean, it's like it's terrifying looking. Oh, yeah, that'll kill you. Yeah, it's like an actual bomb strapped to your head. But we don't know what it's just supposed to be any game like you. Well, yeah, it doesn't actually.

I mean, it's no one's used it. Oh, yeah. My thought would be what what game would you be willing to play with that on? Bet my life on the game? You're like, for sure, I'll beat this one. Like, no worries. There's none. No, there's a couple.

Is there any game that you would be for sure? Jay and some chess, maybe. Some online chess. Nah, I'd be too scared. That would be so stressful. That'd be so fucked. He's so fucked See like tic-tac-toe would be very risky, you know, you're not gonna want to go there Then that would be the lamest oculus game to play. Yeah, but i'm trying to think of something

I'm trying to think of some vr fucking tic-tac-toe What are some Like I don't think there's a single one I wouldn't even Like imagine playing like guitar hero on easy mode even through the fire and the flames easy mode i'd bet my life wait so here's a quote that he had about him making it he said the good news is that we are halfway to making a true nerve gear that's what it's called i guess the bad news is that so far i have only figured out the half that kills you the perfect vr half of the equation is still many years out that's like a haunting

fucking statement yeah so yeah so i figured out the part that kills you but i haven't quite paired it i haven't quite paired it up with anything that makes sense yet what the fuck wait so did those things they stopped making them or they're still making them what oculus yeah no of course they're getting better and better every day well facebook bought it oh so now it's called like a meta fucking headset or whatever okay but the oculus is the company that like founded it or whatever yeah there's a bunch of shit about people just getting ruthlessly injured with those because you can't hear or or see yeah well yeah there's people like diving into their tvs and shit yeah all sorts of crazy i went on reddit for it and there's the first picture if

you go top all time it's just a guy with a neck brace on and he's after yeah it's like on christmas morning still like just open to death fucked up straight to the er yeah like what's the i always see the videos of the people they're like fake walking over a plank that's like over the empire state building or something oh yeah and they're like no did you see the one of the recent one of hasbulla doing it and he's like actually on a plank but it's like an inch off the ground yeah he's literally he's like actually on a plank, but it's like an inch off the ground. Yeah, he's literally that like meme of the kid He's like freaking the fuck out So yeah, fuck that. I don't think there's a game

I did this did bring me back to a question that I used to always ask if so say Say that you were going to challenge someone it could be anyone in the world at one challenge you get to pick it What do you think you would for sure win? It could be anyone in the world at one challenge you get to pick it what do you think you would for sure win it could be any random person you don't know who it's going to be but you get oh you don't get to pick the person you don't get to pick the person you get to pick the challenge wait any challenge so it could be as simple as i think i run a 40 yard dash because it could be some fat old woman but it also could be it also could be obj but like what are the odds of it being an NFL player?

You could pick something easy where it's like, oh, there's a 50% chance I win. Like, oh, I get a slow person and I win. So you're saying it's a randomization of any one of 8 million people. What do you think you could most likely beat the most amount of people at, basically? Or yeah, because for me, I'm trying to think of something so minute, like skill-wise. Claps in a minute. Claps in collapse okay because i don't know a lot of people that could do this oh that can one a clap he's got it i think i win that but i don't even think you need that

specialized of a skill to beat most people if we're talking about the whole world yeah they're like 40 or dash you probably have a 98 chance of beating most people yeah there is a but there is like the chance with that one that you get LeBron, and you're like, oh, fuck. You could get LeBron. You could also get just like... But if Morg got LeBron, he's still probably clapping better, though. That's so fair. Yeah, I think mine is specialized. Yours is locked in.

Yeah. You guys have to find... Mine is Madden 10 minigames. Ooh! You better not get me! Every day before football practice in high school dude that's it i'll play that for those were so fun it back to back like with you're talking about with like the pads that come at you yeah there's the passing one the running one oh those are so fun i'm racking up mad points oh yeah that's still a fucking risky one

dude half half the world doesn't even have electricity to play madden yeah and then how many people are still specialized in madden that's 12 years ago if you get dudes in america yeah but what are the odds of getting a male in america well still low but that's like that's like 150 million out of eight billion people mini games okay fair i think i got that i think because there's eight billion people yeah there's There's only 150 million males in America. True. I mean, I could teach you less. Maybe I'd have a one-hand clap.

I feel like I've got a set one. You think you could just teach me that and then we'd all be good? I don't have the dexterity for that. Most people can't even do that. Dude, I can't even get one. I can get this one. It's a very... You got to be loose with it.

Yeah, you have to be so loose with it. Is it the loosest of the wrists or the joints in the fingers? Yeah. See, that's what I'm lacking. It's like this thing where you have to go limp with the fingers. See,'t really do that either yeah i'm ready for my fingers are very tight you're fucked you have very stiff you're dead you're dead you're dead you're dead why well you're thinking you don't have a thing you're fucked oh i'm fucked yeah you gotta think of one what i'm not that i can do yeah um sniffle in a minute yes longest runny nose what's a good one i think i could do

dust a gram in the quickest yeah that's pretty good yeah i mean that's no i mean if it's against like that many different people fucking give me a 40 yard dash bro that's i mean i feel like that's not a bad call but there's just that's like one of those things where you could end up getting someone just nasty like the chances of like it's not that i'm not that one the clap guy like the actual guy that's the only way i lose if you if that guy shows up like i'm not that good at that you know yeah all right so we have a light update on our daddy of the week segment i can't recall if he actually won last

time or not but nick cannon so within the course of one week he had two kids with two separate women he's he's just honestly goaded at this point he's at 12 he's at 12 he announced he announced his 11th and then literally one week later like oh here's the 12th so he's made women pregnant for 10 years pretty much probably not even that i bet it's been a shorter span of time because it's so many women it's like there's like at least five or six different you know what i was doing some research on this none of them are like none of them don't like him like he's oh he's on good terms with all they're all cool with it they're like yeah impregnate whoever you want but like he literally three million a year in child

support yeah you're literally just dumping loads all over the grid Yeah, he's catching the fuck out like every time. He's just like super happy and like the announcement is like yeah another one Yeah It's like a big like a pleasant thing. Yeah, he's just like yeah 12. Hey, hey, you know who I mean bitch You get like on that you on mustard. It's like if you can fucking why not? I bet you I bet you the 11 and 12 were at the same time But the other one was like I'll wait a week I'll give it a week some start I get some time like I want to be in the limelight I don't want the 11th to overshine mine that's fair this just made me randomly think of a something I saw the other day that this girl tweeted about

her brother having his first threesome and getting both girls pregnant at the same time she's like yeah my brother had it was something about like tell your horrifying like his first threesome and getting both girls pregnant at the same time. Oh no. She's like, yeah, my brother had, it was something about like tell your horrifying like first sex stories or something. She's like, my brother in high school had his first threesome and got both the girls pregnant at the same time. Oh my. It's so fucked up. God.

Wait, so if you had, if you guys had to guess how many, um, the biggest amount of children one girl has had, what would you think it is? It's like 60 or something crazy. No way. It is. had to guess how many, the biggest amount of children one girl has had, what would you think it is? It's like 60 or something crazy. No way. It is. Try to guess. I was going to say 20.

It's 69. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. It's not supposed to be a joke, but it's true. Yeah. No. Yeah. There's no way.

It's a Russian woman. She was absolutely blasting, dude. Oh, well, she must have had like eight at one time, like multiple times. Yeah. There was like six at once. Yeah. She had like six triplets and like two twins. Because I was thinking she was pregnant for 69 straight years.

But I guess there could have been some heavy hitters in there. Morgan, name, give me 12 kid names for your kids right now. Go. 12 kid names? Yeah. John, Garrett, Morgan, Joseph, Sam, Scott, Matthew, Michael, Mark, Luke, John. uh joseph um sam scott um matthew michael mark luke john those are all books of the that's 11 any one more uh and you use john twice i use john twice one was spelled differently one's i could just name friends right i mean yeah gervin and no girls in there huh you have 12 boys

oh i thought you said male he only named to be fair i was only thinking it could have been a girl sam could have been a girl i was only thinking of boy names too i thought you said man i don't know like at a certain point was that a test yeah does he name it some kind of science behind no i was genuinely was not thinking of a single girl why is it always so hard to think of stuff on the bat like that i mean that wasn't that hard i mean it's pretty serious you're naming your children yeah true yeah way to put almost zero time into it also you're just rapid fire well Why is it always so hard to think of stuff on the bat like that? I mean, that wasn't that hard. I mean, it's pretty serious. You're naming your children. Yeah, true.

Yeah. Way to put almost zero time into it. Also, you're just rapid. Well, you just brought it at me like super quick. I had to fucking double down on that. Yeah.

It felt like it was supposed to be urgent. That's fair. That's fair. It was urgent. Good job. Pass. Well done. You pass.

All right. So Twitter's become a lawless wasteland. Thanks to our Lord and savior, Elon Musk, even more so than it already. I don't know what the fuck he was thinking with this new verification structure, but for anyone who doesn't know,

basically anyone can pay to get, have a verification check. It's $8 a month or something. Wait, anyone, I thought you had to meet a criteria. No, anyone,

the blue check mark. So there's a blue check mark and then there's an official like white check mark so if you have twitter blue which is like eight dollars a month it'll look like you have a check mark so people have obviously taken incredible advantage of this and just made full on like massive corporations as their name and it has a check mark so people will see them tweet it looks like legit they're absolutely lovely so there's been some absolutely obscene things going on uh including like stocks prices crashing i was wondering if you're gonna have that like literally one was someone tweeting out like oh yeah we're gonna we're looking for a buyout or something and then like it literally goes over to their stock page and it plummets like 10 points yeah this one because people thought that they were actually

this one company that manufactures insulin they it's called the eli lily company the eli lily company they said we're excited to announce that insulin is now free and their stock dropped like billions of dollars why because some random person made a fake account and they and everyone thought it was real oh wait the best part about the twitter stuff is everyone that hates on it, Elon Musk will just body bag you on the spot. Oh, he's been roasting. I swear he spends 99% of his time on Twitter now. Did you see the person he just fired for calling? He put out some fact check thing.

He's like, sorry, it's slow on Android or whatever. And some person was like, I've been working at Twitter for six years. This is false. And he was like, okay, show me the facts. And then the next tweet from him is he's fired. Yeah, he's like, well, clearly you're not doing your job very well because this feature isn't working the way it should. And then someone was like,

can we get an update on this? And he's like, he's fired. Oh my God. But there's just been some gem tweets anywhere from Tesla, the official Tesla account tweeting breaking news. A second Tesla has hit the World Trade Center. Oh my God god there's been american girl like the doll company one of their like best-selling dolls felicity

they tweeted from the official account it just says felicity owned slaves people are going off they're all verified accounts no and it looks verified yeah people are just this is the onion all over yeah and then like lockheed martin like a massive like missile manufacturer and says they're halting all weapons sales to saudi arabia israel and the united states and then their stock dropped i think that was the one that i had dropped a insanity oh my god roblox tweeting we are adding sex to roblox bp the fucking oil company said just because we killed the planet doesn't mean we can't miss it just just some heinous shit that people all thought was real for the first couple days because no one knew what was going on no like it's exactly like the onion like if this

was the internet first coming out and then it's just like yeah everything oh before people got caught onto the onion yeah yeah it's like just the fucking most ridiculous fake news. See, the problem with Twitter is if you're outside of a certain age range, you go on there and you're just fucking lost is all hell. Like, if you're like a mom that goes on there, that's what I'm saying. They would have no idea that these are fake.

You just see the official name in a check Mark. Yeah. So people are just in shambles. Like, yeah, that's the other day I tweeted. Just, I woke up feeling dangerous and I just tweeted Flocka.

And my mom texted me. She was like, Flocka, the drug killed 16 people in Miami in 2011. Oh, my God. I was like, Mom, you need to get off Twitter. Oh, my God. I woke up. I was feeling dangerous. I was just in a mood and I fucking did it. We're going to take a quick break.

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Is it not? Well, I'm pretty sure it is. Well, then mine's done. I'm saying there's a be real feature added, like that other app. I thought of this. Where you have to, like if you don't take a picture, your profile is gone for the day you have two minutes to take a picture of yourself oh i like that no preparation involved and if not your your your uh profile is deleted for the day you can't come back till you uh that's nice i was also thinking on top of that um it facetime records you when you're

responding oh similar similar type of thing yeah So it's like you're just on the spot and have to fucking think of it right there. Yep. That'd be a lot. But, um, mine was proximity matching. So it, like when you go out, it opens up like a five mile radius of just people that are out with you. So it's like a dating app for when you're out. I think they have that too. Do they? Yeah. I think there is one where like it's people who are near you will pop up we gotta look into that yeah needs to be looked into um i was thinking adding like a people who enjoyed this also liked like on amazon so like a fucking yeah based on your based on your likes yeah you all people in your area were also interested in and it's a few pop up i feel like it tries to

do that but it just like it's there's so many factors that go into it yeah pretty simple one filter detection it's like it's got some sort of like heat map that goes over it and you can see what's been edited it's like a thermal scan of the picture oh filter detection or or what yeah like if it shows it's been doctored in any like it literally somehow has this like thermal there's like a farther yeah farther outline around the hips or yeah show you where they're actually at yeah i don't like that that's a needed that's a necessary one um this one might be kind of fucked up but it'd be cool uh user rating experience yeah i see like an uber rating yeah so like afterwards you like break down certain criteria of the person i like that so you could see um i think a kink compatibility section would

be good dude i think honestly in general they could go further into the deeper portions of it i think there are they're just on the main like three dating apps there's for sure some weird ass ones oh there's got to be right yeah i need to get on those there's probably like some ones devoted just to like feed fetishes and shit yeah like but it's for dating yeah weird ass ones. There's got to be, right? Yeah. I need to get on those. There's probably like some ones devoted just to like feet fetishes and shit. Yeah. But it's for dating. Yeah. Yeah.

It has to be. I say at least one picture on the profile has to be like, how do I put this? Like size graphed. So you can see actually how tall and how like large people are. So it's got like a virtual like ruler. So you can see how tall they are. Like a 3D model on the new iPhone. Exactly.

Because you can do it on you can do it with the iPhone. You can like the measure the measuring tape by at least like one picture. Like maybe the last one has like a full grid. Yeah. It's just like the anatomical position. Exactly. It's like the full stats and it's like a 3D one. So you could like spin them around.

An accurate statue. You're just standing like this. Yeah. That way we can get an accurate statue that they don't like themselves. You what i mean and that'd be good um so i had uh batch matching so you have you pick a group of three on the on the app and you have to match with another group of three oh batch match so it's only group dates snatch match i think that would be pretty fire yeah that would be i like that yeah um i was thinking some sort of like if you could add like a rated system, like like in video games, like you start off at bronze.

OK, you have to work your like a ranked. Oh, there's a rank. It's like a rank. You work your way up. Yes. So you go on it. You like go on a date and then you get like three points and you move up to like bronze three.

But then like so then it's just a competition. Yeah. Everyone starts off at bronze. You have to work your way up. The only people that are platinum have just been on like a thousand dates Everyone starts off at bronze. You have to work your way up. The only people that are platinum have just been on like a thousand dates. I don't know. You got to work your way up to the top. It's almost counterintuitive.

Yeah. And you have to maintain a specific rating to keep working your way up. So it's matches played, but you also get points per match. So you're playing against other bronzes though. So it's fair. You know. How do you, I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know about that one. It's a toughie. All right. The question is where would you rather wake up at 3am in an ice cream aisle surrounded by empty tubs of ice cream naked in a jail cell, but you're wearing fuzzy cups and there's an audience fuzzy cuffs and there's an audience of Japanese people cheering for you in a popcorn machine and you're a grain of popcorn or driving a rocket ship to outer space and Elon Musk is blacked out drunk next to you laughing his ass off. Where would I rather wake up at 3am? I don't like the jail cell one. I'd be down to me mobbing through outer space with Elon. Yeah, that's, that's, that'd be pretty good. The jail cell

one is not good because I don't want i don't want to have to figure out why i'm being cheered for while i'm naked but you kind of second you need to see that through well there's an audience that sounds like i'm being sex trafficked i'm in some sort of like is it like bidding going on someone's like 20 well i can't tell like what they're saying like are these are these monetary amounts that they're screaming out or what's going on you know you got to see it through i don't want to yeah that i'm not saying i'm not picking that one for that yeah for the i would not like to see it there okay i think mobbing through space with elon would be lit that's a good one be a good one or the popcorn that's the most terrifying one you are a green

you got to think about it this way what if you become like the ted but like ted the movie but you're popcorn i'm a grain of popcorn no like what if you get popped the Ted, but like Ted, the movie, but you're popcorn. I'm a grain of popcorn. No. Well, like what if you get popped in like you're sentient popcorn popcorn. Oh yeah. But then I'm stuck in a popcorn machine of not sending. You don't have any mobility. No.

And we don't know how big you're popping up to. Maybe you break through it, break out the machine and then you're just, okay, well, these are a lot of things I need to know. Yeah. There's a lot of elements. Yeah. There's a lot. All I know is your imagination off, off rip.

Most fun. Elon Musk is blacked out in in space with me yeah yeah that's that's a good one yeah that that means I wouldn't even ask any questions I wouldn't be like how did we get here what's going on I'd just be like fuck yeah let's go in the aspect of you're trying to figure out how you got there I already know how that that one has probably the best story the Elon one and that like all the like the tub of the tubs of ice cream you're like oh I fucked I already know how that one has probably the best story the elon one and i like all the like the tub of the tubs of ice cream you're like oh i fucked i already know i've been here before the only one where i wouldn't even ask any questions how i got there is the rocket ship i would just be like yep this is this i did something right last night yeah that's a good one

all right so it's cuckberry drill wait wait wait i forgot what the fuck this is it's pretty straightforward okay okay fuck me or kill okay yes cockberry drill yes first one's the rock jake paul and top g cuck jake paul berry the top g the rock i'm fucking the rock that's fair you're drilling the rock you're drilling the rock drilling the rock berry jake paul no cuck jake paul barry top g you want to fuck the rock i feel more than top g i'd feel like that would be the best one yeah he's smooth i feel like he's a smooth lover yeah top g and jake paul does he seem like that bald head yeah he's like a hairless cat if you think and he's strong he's strong he's gonna be able to throw me around i just feel like um yeah top g and jake paul don't seem like tender lovers i'm not i it was tough not to cuck the rock though i'll say that yeah yes he's as much as i'd love to bury him i'd rather bury the other two yeah okay it's a rare you found a rare

group of three to where i'm not a rock that's my favorite one yeah yeah that might be the only trio on earth where the rock isn't instantly dead fair enough okay so next one is uh lebron james elon musk and kanye west that's a tough one wait for the record the cuck one is like you would make them a cuck or they they make you the cuck no you make them a cuck yeah i feel like kanye would be the the cuck? No, you make them a cuck. Yeah. I feel like Kanye would be the easy cuck for that one because he already is. Yeah, he's already a big cuck. But he's single right now.

Who are you cucking him with? Kim. He's still a cuck. You're not a cuck. It's not your bitch. It still hurts him, though. It still hits him different. If he has to watch.

Still hits. Yeah. Only thing worse than Skeet Davidson is a random dude with a podcast. Yeah, that's true. Fucking ass. Okay. So yeah, he's cucked.

Barry? Mm-hmm. What were the other two again? LeBron and Elon. I'm drilling Elon and burying LeBron. Yeah, that's easy. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Because I'm trying to get some of that divorce settlement out of Elon. I guess I could do that with LeBron too. But fuck LeBron. Yeah, bury LeBron. Okay. Yep. This is a good question.

Everyone always says that if they could go back in time, they would kill Hitler. Right? Would you go back in time, marry Hitler's mom, and prevent him from marrying his dad so that he's never born?

I mean, the short answer is yes. Yeah, I mean, yes. So, and in this scenario, you have to stay married to her. Like, the dad is always trying to get to her. from marrying his dad so that he's never born i mean the short answer is yes yeah i mean yes so and in this scenario you have to stay married to her like the dad is always like trying to get to her like you can't just marry her for a little bit and then divorce her like wait hold on hold on you have to make sure she's so happy that she never wants to leave you and go to so if you fuck this relationship up you technically inadvertently cause the holocaust yeah if you fuck up and she like divorces you or gets mad then the holocaust happens wait so i so i gotta defend this you gotta go back in time and spit game is she hot i looked her up she's not i have to marry hitler's mom before hitler's dad does basically okay

and stay married there's a lot of pressure um wow would you be i don't think i could i don't think i could successfully see through a relationship with a woman of folks what's the other option what's the other option well so i gotta learn german in this scenario right i mean yeah i mean i'm gonna do it yeah i'm just saying it's a little bit more because it's really easy to say oh yeah i just do that quick that quick thing. But what if I commit your life? What if I just like sneak her off to America and keep like just hide her from Mr. Hitler? He's going to find you could kill her. Technically, I could kill her.

That's another too easy out. That's an easy out. I could kill her. But it's still part of the scenario. No, no, no. This in this scenario, you got to marry her. Yeah, but I could kill her. And she's got to be so happy.

You got to know that she could be not happy and then i just kill plan vacations do spot which is not like she's going out to the club and fucking yeah the would have been dad's fucking just like it is exactly like that okay um so i gotta defend that with my life yeah you've gotta be you gotta be like oh mr hitler was here again dropped off flowers i gotta one up him i'm fumbling the bag dude dude. Mr. Hitler was here? I mean, yes, I'm going to do it. Okay. And I'm doing that for the gang.

Wait, it's funny because the guy's name actually is Mr. Hitler. Yeah. Is he? Yeah, because that's his last name. Yeah, it's Adolf Hitler. Oh, fair enough. Yeah. Damn, Mr. Hitler.

Bro, I don't know about that. If I fumble this chick, the Holocaust is going down. That kind of stress on the relationship might be tough. That might be too much to handle. Yeah. No good. It's stressful. Stressful enough to maintain a normal relationship.

Wouldn't it be crazy if you just went back in time and you just like, I actually fell in love. It's just like, Oh, this is great. She's actually, it's possible. Damn.

That's a toughie, but yes, I had a fun little one for us um who do you think's worse people who type google into google or people who block up costco at the free samples i think they're the same people they definitely there's a lot of overlap that's a venn diagram for sure well i do the first one yeah i do the first one too you type google do the first one too. You type Google into Google? Well, I type Google into the top. Which is Google. Yeah.

Depends where you're from. But if you want to like get to Google. Okay, that might make you a worse person if you have your default browser as not Google. And you type in Google to like Safari. Sometimes I'll open up like an already open tab and I'll just want to get to Google to get to something else. But you know it automatically searches it. No, but like... Whatever you type into that top thing, it searches in Google. No, I want to

go to my Google account to get to my fucking something else. No, but hold on. I have a bone to pick with the Costco people. Okay. What the fuck are you doing, dude? You know what I'm saying? We should... I think that should be our next... Like, we could come up with a way to make Costco... Like, what if they made

like Ikea with like arrows and shit? problem is just people have the most miserable place to shop ever just everyone has because of the people there one out of ten awareness yeah like they don't even they couldn't even tell you how many people are around them and well half the people that go there just go to just go to costco they don't even have like a list involved they're just like oh just go to costco yeah it bothered people that just like spend like an hour at the grocery store it just bothers me so immensely oh if i'm there for more than 10 minutes i start panicking like i know exactly what i'm getting could you imagine going in there and not knowing what you're getting you like just walking up and down every aisle you're like oh how about that i just yeah that's what like i could use a five

pound bar of jar of pickles yeah i just can't imagine having that much time on your hands that's what i'm saying yeah i think some people legit just go to costco to see like what oh what's new on the shelves what's going on yeah if you combine time wasted by going to costco for that long and time wasted by typing google into google it's probably the same amount though no how many google searches do you do a day if you're just googling google oh i don't i don't do it that often once in a while i do it i'm'm just, I, when I see people do that, I'm like, well, you just wasted a minute of my life while it refreshes and pulls up itself. It just implodes so quick though. The Google search. It's so quick.

It's a minute transaction. It's every two cents on the dollar. It's so quick. No, but the people who wait in line for samples is even the worst of the people that are already at cost yeah and it's it's the worst when it's a sample of something you know it's like a corn dog it's like i know you've had a corn you've already tried it you're not trying something new you're just trying to get a free fuck and it's mostly the positioning of when they pull up to the thing it's like i think they need to make little they need to make little juts in like the thing for the samples like it can't be in the middle of the aisle it's right in the middle of the aisle yeah it needs to be out of the aisle like a little booth

i mean have you take out some of the like rice things and shove the lady under the booth shove the lady yeah get her underneath the fucking tabasco sauce rack and fucking out of the way yeah yeah the positioning is not ideal there's a lot of work that needs to be done yeah i'll get a sample if there's there's some ready and there's no one waiting it looks good but i'm not waiting in line for you know when they're like oh we will have some ready in a few minutes yeah if you're putting it in order of how ass people are it goes person who's waiting when there isn't anything ready even and then person who's waiting behind people yep and then it's yeah then almost least worst is just free free walk by it's there if it's just there and it looks like something good but it's still like

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That was episode 36. Yep on your bitch on your bitch Gang shit. We'll see you next time