NO FOMO - 38. Meth Mowgli and the Bath Salts Bear

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

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Underscore. All right, here we go. Just keep it going. Just say it like you're a little excited. I am a little excited. What's up? What's up, man? Do it in a fun voice.

What's up, guys? No. Yeah, come on. We got to keep it. And welcome to another episode. And what? I say this is just... I say leave this whole thing and this whole thing...

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Let's go. All right. Let's go fucking send it off, dude. Look at us making some headway on our send us up. All right, folks. Fucking fuck.

Fuckity fuck, fuck, fuck. We're back. It's no FOMO. It is 38, 38 and fucking great. Feeling great.

Not feeling great. Not also 28 and feeling like is. 38. 38. Feeling fucking great. Feeling great. Not. Feeling great, not. Also 28 and feeling like shit. Yeah, 28 and we're all 28 feeling great. Yeah. There we go. Mustache check, we decided. It looks terrible.

I think they look fine, dude. Yours, no. You look like a fucking idiot. I do look like I touch people weird. Well, you're wearing aviators. You look like you ask to touch people weird. You're wearing aviators and you have a shitty ass mustache well dude i'm i'm fucking highway patrol today like when you go when you go around people like you put your hand on their lower back like when you're like squeezing by like a crowd gives them a gentle like yeah like a little girl i don't know there for too long yeah

yeah oh sorry missus oh let me help guide you over here yeah she's mad uncomfortable but i do it anyway grabs them by the waist and like moves them over why is it do you think the mustache don't look great on this don't look great break is it the head shape i think it's our head shape no i think it's none of us can grow any sort of decent you got your own head you think it's the color on this it's kind of auburn kind of you have a gross color facial hair this is gross i don't know why yours is like red it's a street meat mustache this is this is gross. I don't know why yours is like red. It's a street meat mustache. This is like auburn.

Okay, so it's, first of all, yours is a different color than the rest of all the hair in your body. Strange. Second of all, none of us can grow any sort of substantial facial hair. And for the record, anyone watching, I did not even attempt to grow one. Dude, I think you would have the strongest though. Yeah, but I don't like it. Yeah, okay. I got a baby face.

They got to go. Jay's, yours looks like off pubes or something yeah yeah what prompted this attempt to uh okay so every year you gotta try and maybe i don't look like a fucking child with facial hair anymore i guess once a year you're like oh maybe this year i could grow one i was like it's been a minute on the card now just like i fucking touch people yeah i would get that taken care of which isn't that different than how you usually look true um confessions anyone got some good stuff um this isn't really a confession more like an observation you know the little like flat on the ground escalators at the airport yeah like they just they're like it's like 25 feet and then it stops at the airport. Yeah.

One, how fucking faster is that? It is a lot. If you walk on it, it's way faster. I know, but it only goes for like 30 feet and then you're off. Yeah. But that's like, like legitimately, what do you think you're saving? 10 seconds? Sure.

But here's the real thing. If you're a person who has all the other idiots, if you're a person who stops on that, stops walking, we can't hear you you can hear me if you're a person who stops walking on that you're scum if you stop walking that's the only thing i do you stop walking on it when i get on it then what's the point it walks for you that's such scum behavior how is it scum you shouldn't be allowed to reproduce if you stop on that it's to go faster so if you want to go faster walk on it or it's normal walking speed and i don't have to walk yeah i'm split on this one honestly you're pretty sure it's how far do you really have to walk

as long as that thing is oh my god that's why it's why they put it i don't know why it just upset yeah the real question is is it there to be walked on or there to be stopped on well how much does that thing cost versus how much time it's saving anyone in the world? I mean, well, there's a lot of fat people. Majority of people are fat. Yeah. It's gotta be for standing. If you think about it, you're not like fat people.

No, not really. Not exactly. Confessions. There's my confession. No. Um, let's see. What else we got? We had, uh, um, Garrett didn't eat again for the 28 Thanksgiving in a row.

That's not true at all. Okay, I got something. Netflix made the best movie I think I've ever seen to date. What now? Okay, so it was in the top 10. It's called... Yeah, you watch anything in the top 10. They're all shit.

I got to trust something. It's either Sharknado or top 10. You choose. What the fuck is the movie okay it's called the wonder it's about this i'm gonna spoil the whole thing because i cannot even believe this movie was made at all yeah this is getting spoiled spoiler alert to be fair it was the most enticing movie that was the worst movie of all time what so the trailer was good is that what you're saying no no like the whole time through i'm like fuck i need to fucking know

okay so here's the premise. Um, some like nurse lady goes to a town, a like fucking a town in Ireland. And this girl like will not eat at all. Sure. For whatever reason. And the whole time you're like, how is this bitch not eating? It's been like four months or something. And she's like surviving somehow. Yeah.

But she's like, I'm surviving, surviving on manna from heaven. Of course. I'm like okay i gotta fucking know what the hell's going on and at the end apparently her mom was like mouth feeding her stuff when she gave her kisses or something and then at the end hold on she was baby burning her baby the mouth the mom was so they're burning her worst part about this movie so far is the mom is kissing her kid on the mouth yes and and spitting your chewed up food yeah so the whole premise was penguin um i guess the girl's brother had i think raped her or something it was it's pretty dark but she didn't want him to go to hell so she read in the bible that if you fast for every day you fast you save a soul or something like that so she was

trying to save her brother's soul from burning in hell but at the end of the movie i'm like i need to fucking know dude and at the end of the movie she finally gets like a chip from the nurse that's like trying to make her better and that's like bringing that dorito and that was called what again uh the the wonders i wonder the wonder why you fucking watched it yeah the wonder why you fucking want that's the wonder what the fuck i've been doing the plot is you're gonna wonder why you watched it yeah but they they really get you the whole time you're like is she magic or something then just baby bird is that she did some other like semi-magic shit or she's just fucking not able no she's just like doesn't like turn the lights on or something no it's just like a super devout

it sounds like you got fucking got i got got it on fucking netflix swallow that classic every single time you open netflix you get got yeah i'm no longer a netflix guy i would love to read what that fucking caption is for the description of that movie girl doesn't eat for four months magic yeah magic okay they sell you on the magic jesus but um okay great confession confession is morg's fucking retarded yeah your confession is you watch too much Netflix. You have AIDS of the brain. There's so much ass out there. I need something to watch.

Yeah. I'm not sure. I can't think of the last good thing I watched, honestly. Well, you got, what's his name's fucking, what did he say? The guy, Tarantino? No, Tarantino. Yeah, Tarantino is coming out with the series. Well, he said this is the worst era for movies.

Of all time. There's been in a long time. Yeah, I can agree with that. Well, if Marvel's still around, we're going to get fucked. Because they're just been doing the same thing. But even they have like, nothing they've put out has been remotely decent. Yeah, the first ones used to be good. What did we figure out the other day?

We've lived through five Batmans. Yeah, I think we're on at least five. That's fucked up, dude. Can we get a fucking Catman or something? I don't fucking know, dude. something you get a fucking cat um i got a hot take though i think avatar is gonna be hot ass i have a good oh i just saw the trailer for that water the way of the water like the last one came out so long ago like who knows if that would even be good right now you don't it's like the incredibles but but the incredibles 2 was great but it came out 20 years after the fucking original it's like yeah but like figure it out

dude yeah that's fair but like was the original avatar even good or were we just eight years old no we were 16 ish yeah we're somewhere it was like 15 years ago something like that it was good for sure was it though it was a spectacle dude is it just like the 3d shit we're like i think we were just blown away by how like no the plot vibrate that's what i'm saying the story is pretty whack but the colors were lit yeah there's a fucking the ore that they're trying to get in that is called unobtainium isn't that already rock isn't that wolverine but no that's um no it's you might be wrong huh no it's not called unobtainium in the avatar yet is it unobtainium that's from wolverine i think that's from wolverine it's like one of the

adamantium oh unobtainium like i can't obtain yes it's literally what it's called they got creative as fuck with that damn in the movie that's the title we'll put a new color in the movie but the metals stay the same unobtainium the metal holy fuck can we confirm that i'm trying to look for it let's see i know i know my nerd shit all right adamantium is the fucking wolverine avatar metal name unobtainium yeah fucking genius wow from the english word unobtainable thanks for that from a word from the same language Wow. From the English word unobtainable. Thanks for that. From a word from the same language.

Language of origin, also English. All right. So we got, we do have some hot shit this week. Some super hot shit, dude. What do we got? Um, cocaine bear, the movie. Yeah. Speaking of movies, holy fuck. This one could be good. right let me read is there a trailer out yeah we need something more um let me read the synopsis for those that don't know the film is inspired by the real story of a 175 pound american black bear that died after ingesting a duffel bag full of cocaine in December 1985. The cocaine was dropped out of an airplane piloted by Andrew C. Thornton II. Thanks for that part.

I'm just reading the synopsis here. Yeah, great. Anyways, yeah, we got a medium-sized bear at best, but took down a duffel bag of cocaine before dying. It is supposed to be a comedy. Oh, is it? That's good. Comedy thriller is what it's so i like i'm

so curious when they have they even discover that this like happened initially i think there's a statue of the original bear in like the town like did someone see this bear no i think we talked about it there's a statue i remember like having heard about this before no so what happened was they just they found just all the remnants of it and then they found the bear and then i think they probably just blood tested. Like if you saw the bags ravaged, you're like, okay, what? Okay. What?

I ate this. Yeah. So that's how they, I don't like what, so are they, the movie's just gotta be, it's based on that story, but it's going to be a complete like fictional take on it. Right. I'm guessing the only way it would be interesting. Is it really going to come out though? It has a release date and shit, but I don don't i don't think it's real there's you

can't put cocaine in a movie title can you i'm sure you can what are you talking about there's cocaine cowboys is a show there's blow the movie below the movie oh but that's different though like you can say blow on tiktok but you can't say cocaine but i mean that's not made for tiktok okay but it's a movie but if your kids can just readily search fucking movies that are out right now, they're like cocaine bear. I'm going to look up movies with bad words in the title and you're going to seem stupid just because I can't think of anything else at the top of my head. Uh,

fucking there's word, there's movies with fucking it. Jack ass is a movie. Ass is different than cocaine. But anyways. Oh, okay. I don't know if it's actually happening but i want

no it is like there's already a cast and everything ray leota's in it but is it just a troll like you can make a wikipedia page with the full cast is announced the cast is actually stacked it is that 's not saying is it a fucking hoax or not no this is real i'm just so curious where they're gonna go with this it could it could be the best movie of all time. It's like Sharknado. I think it's going to be something like that. I think it's going to be ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah, like the bear's going to eat all the cocaine and then just go on a fucking rampage

throughout some town or something. Yeah, so we're looking at release date February 24th. And it's just like an invincible fucking deer. Okay, but this had me thinking. There you go. Yeah, run us through it. Big brain work. Okay.

Which villain would most likely defeat Cocaine Bear? And you got to break it down. I made up the villains. Okay. Okay. There's Molly Rock, which is. The Rock on Molly. The Rock on Molly.

We got Meth Monkey, and then we got Steroid Sea Lion. Ooh. Most likely. What kind of monkey? Meth Monkey. No no like what species of monkey yeah so like oh okay it's only 175 pound bear a meth chimp would fuck this guy up but we gotta know you gotta break it down i need to play 175 pound the cocaine bear is only 175 it's a black bear not a grizzly they're gonna make it a grizzly in the movie for sure oh they have to 175 pound bear is tiny yeah that's what i'm saying that big no but that's like a still a bear no no the black bears just don't get that yeah black bears aren't that big if you see those

ones you're usually fine i mean you're 175 pounds i wish yeah i mean morgan weighs it's smaller than me but it's still a bear but it's a bear right yeah it's stronger it's like cats are small but they could fuck you up so we got molly rock meth monkey or steroid sea lion we got most likely to defeat it most likely with the breakdown it's important and is it like they all have the same amount as the bear has like in drug amount in drug i mean like is it like a like a point of molly for the rock and he still has to take the bear or is it like a whole bag of molly you got to be fatched properly yeah budged because i'd like to think the bear? Or is it like a whole bag of Molly? You got to be fatched. Properly fatched. He's fudged.

Because I'd like to think the bear didn't do it all at once and survive. Like it had to like do something and come back. No, I think it ate it all. I hope in the movie they have him ripping off. I'm pretty sure it ate it all and died immediately. No, it went on a rampage. That's the whole thing. I don't think it actually did.

I don't think in the real story. In the real life it did. In the real story, that's what it says. Anyways. Okay. Who's's winning what was the monkey meth meth monkey i think meth monkey might be a borderline superhero yeah that's what i'm saying i think that's got to be the strongest living thing to ever exist i think you would rip it yeah if you picked like uh pcp primate yeah oh yeah that's game over yeah but i think but also you got his next closest thing yeah but so you got to think the steroid sea lion they could be up to 800 pounds so we're talking about it's still it's so it's so not able to move is it in water no it's out of water but

the bear is if the bear's on cocaine is coming after you i think you could just go around it like it's gonna take the seal steroid 1200 pound sea lion 175 pound bear how long is it they don't have any cycles they don't have any attack mechanisms a sea lion could lay on it with the hard lay i think meth monkey takes it by a mile those guys are okay they're so strong to begin with yeah you put it on some methods ripping that thing in half okay what's uh i think molly rock still wins though i think that has a really good shot like he'll hug it out and then slip in a fucking choke in there he is the largest of the another sea lion's way bigger but yeah the rock is the second heaviest thing yeah he's got a shot he might fall in love with it though yeah that's what i'm saying like he's like he's like a little

too fuzzy. And then sneaks in and fucking zones out. And then he just fucking rears naked. He starts fucking giving it a massage and then blows some Vicks in its eyes. Okay, same question, but different angle. The most enticing sequel to Cocaine Bear. Yes. Same people.

Or same options. I like, yeah, what would be the sequel to Cocaine Bear? No, most enticing sequel. I think Meth Monkey wins this one, too. Yeah, Meth Monkey's great. You don't think Molly Rock would be the best one? I think that would be a good YouTube video. Like if it got leaked on TMZ.

Like The Rock took Molly. Oh, like you catch him at a music festival? Yeah, like, yeah. It's TMZ on The Rock, and it's just him... It'd be a fun clip, like a TikTok or something. And he has like a public apology that's like, sorry, I let my fans down. I got fucking thatched.

Dude, shout out The Rock. I just think the strongest propensity for chaos is definitely the meth monkey. Yeah. Is there another drug that, I think they could do Cocaine Bear, but just switch to the drug. Like you just do like Meth Bear bear that's how they keep the

sequels going oh you switch the drug is on a different drug bass all spare yeah bass all that thing that's actually it's literally the same intro every time like a fucking package drops out of a helicopter yeah in the middle of the way shorter movie just going crazy and then yeah it's a little jungle book off

yeah oh he meets Mowgli starts saying M mogli and the fucking basalt bear oh there you go boom and it's a musical that would fucking go netflix would take that netflix top 10 guarantee netflix top 10 oh yeah for sure meth mogli and the basalt bear there's a fucking episode title right there i was thinking for this one, if you had to fight Cocaine Bear, what drug do you want to be on? Adderall. I feel like I'm coming at different angles.

I got like weird different spears coming in. You're fashioning. Yeah, wait, am I just dropped in the jungle on this one? Yeah, like basically you and the bear stumble upon whatever drugs and then you're just right across from each other. Oh, give me a one week prescription that bear's done for yeah is you guys doing the same drug are you saying it's me on one thing oh yeah you get to pick your drug it's like choose your weapon cocaine bear cocaine bears on

cocaine yeah cocaine bears on cocaine fuck he just got. It's got to be steroids for him. Yeah, I need steroids. Like, instant working, though. Yeah, instant droids and stem cells. Or basalts. You only have to survive the initial battle. He might go down after that. Yeah. Well, is PCP the one where people just go fucking nuts and can, like, fight off, like, ten cops, right?

Yeah. No, that's basalts, too. That's both. I mean, they're probably the same. I think, fuck it, just give me some Gatoradeade i'll just run circles around this fucker until he dies because his heart's gonna explode oh that is interesting but no bear can run 40 though you're done that's true that's probably 50 on coke i don't think that smaller one can run that it can run faster than you that's true probably yeah it gets on all fours i'm toast yeah i mean humans

only run like trees and shit you're fucked humans run maybe 20 so i mean and in the forest not even close to yeah you're slipping on mud you're down you're sipping that gatorade and you're out i'm excited for the film though yeah can we commit to going and seeing that in theaters at least yeah wait can we live stream that so we got a we got a stacked cast here. We have Ray Liotta, absolute legend. We have O'Shea Jackson Jr., who is fucking Ice Cube's son. Okay. Sure. He's fucking Ice Cube's son or he is Ice Cube's son?

He is fucking Ice Cube's son. Okay. And then we have, who's the big fucking dude from Game of Thrones, the big redheaded dude? Oh, that guy? Yeah, he's in it. The big redheaded the uh the wildling guy oh that guy yeah that guy's dope he wants to fuck brienne and then we have one of the gay dads from modern family oh that guy could be a good one the fat one or the skinny one okay at least i think that's who it is if it's not you look a lot like what a stack

when you said it was stacked earlier versus you labeling that people i was like waiting for a name it was it was 90 a joke i thought you were being serious i thought you were gonna be like leo's in it the perfect netflix cast Liotta was the biggest. Ray Liotta hasn't been in a movie for 30 or 40 years. Who looks like fucking Papa John's at this point. Yeah, he does. Papa John's go to the century, dude.

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Look nice when you get naughty by going to Manscaped.com and using code NOFOMO at checkout for free shipping and 20% off. Now back to the show. So we got our first live conspiracy breakdown, the Balenciaga conspiracy, the background for this conspiracy is, so there was two Balenciaga. Um, that's a weird word, dude. Two Balenciaga ads that ran recently. One was of kids. So they so they have like a holiday like gift shop line so it's like a bunch of weird little gadgets and toys yeah it's not like full-blown like like uh whatever you call it yeah spread of actual clothes it's just like little trinkets and yeah like cups fucking weird little shit so they did a photo shoot with just kids for that and then they did an adidas ad that had they had like a purse they were advertising and next to the purse there was a

document that was going along the lines of the recent like child pornography thing no it's a case from like the 70s or something yeah something i got it right here it's a united states v williams 2008 case which confirms as illegal and not protected by blah blah blah promotion of child pornography so makes child pornography illegal yes what's the case so the the conspiracy is is whether or not balenciaga is like somehow involved with fucking some weird child weird child shit but also in the you're going to pull the pictures but the girl little kid was holding like a

teddy bear in bondage so on the surface so on the main conspiracy part of it was the two ads were different but people were connecting them and saying that they were the same ad well they were launched very

that one with the court case isn't supposed to be out until 2023 it's not they haven't even run that ad yet yes oh we got like leaked or something yeah because it's yeah it's an adidas balenciaga handbag collaboration yeah and yeah i guess that ad hasn't even run yeah it hasn't even run yet So people were saying it was a reach that they connected the two ads to say that they were promoting child weirdness or whatever. But it gets fucking way deeper than that. It gets you look into that. It gets weirder. Okay.

According to our sources. According to TikTok and Twitter. I looked at videos of both sides of this because I was like, okay. Twitter and YouTube. We've got some really in-depth research. No, but so when I was doing my research, I was like, okay, what and YouTube, we've got some really in-depth research. No, but when, so when I was doing my research, I was like, okay, what, what sources do you even trust these days? I looked at like TikTok, right?

No, I think YouTube is the most trustworthy, but so I, I, of those three, I think, I think honestly, at this point you have to watch someone's video and then go and research that person who gave you the thing i looked at i spent three hours looking into this because i love that because i watched the first thing i'm like i can't just take this person's word no you gotta you gotta take it from all yeah so if we look at the pictures of the fucking we got the ad stuff here let me pull it up so this is the first picture let's just describe it yeah this is the best we can it just rubs me the wrong way if you're just listening to this go watch it on youtube there's there's multiple things that are upsetting about this so the overall theme would be kind of like a goth

punk theme yeah to it um and it's a small girl ginger girl holding a teddy bear that is in what i'm assuming they thought was going to be punk garb, but it looks like bondage. And it's like chokers and fucking chains. And there's chains and all kinds of weird shit around them. But the worst thing I think about this picture is this girl looks so terrified and upset. Yeah. And she doesn't look like the girl that would ever be involved in any of this. Nor does any little kid that age.

No, no. I think that's the main disturbing part. She's standing on like a children's bed in clearly what's supposed to be a children's room. It's just like, what the fuck are they thinking about this? Yeah, I don't know. How is this a good advertisement for anything? So is this all their products that they're throwing? This is all things on the gift shop.

That gift line. Okay, yeah. So I do have an interesting, I don't know if you had this, Morg morgue in your multiple research here but this is some quotes from the photographer so the photographers claimed that he had no like license to do anything besides what they wanted so that this is what he does though he this photographer his style is to take pictures of kids around the world with their oh with their christmas yeah he has he started a trend of this yes yeah but that's so they but those are much more innocent they yes yes they're with their actual toys yes yeah they used him to twist this into some weird fucking campaign that's just like way off okay

so let's get into the part where it gets weirder one of the head stylists for valenciaga her name is lot of volkova and she has the most dodgy previous instagram posts of all fucking time yeah they're terrifying so this one for those just listening it's her dressed in some fucking weird devilish looking outfit with two red colored baby dolls not just red those are like painted in blood yeah they're like soaked in they're shiny like blood yes like covered in blood balenciaga is known for doing like weird shit but just maybe just don't do this yeah this one's up there okay the next one is a photo uh it's like an art piece but it's just a kid dead on the ground with his like guts coming out of his body this one's fucked this is yeah terrifying that's something you never post ever that's just one who drew that

just take it off i bet there's some likes next yeah that is fucking disgusting this one is that's the most terrifying one of all time yeah and the third one is a teddy bear in bondage so like no like no hold on hold on hold on that doesn't tell just in bondage it's basically chained to a fucking concrete wall it looks like it looks like in a dungeon yeah and there's worse stuff than this what was the what was the caption for this one? What did she post? Uh, do we know? I just don't have it on this picture. You don't have it. I would love to know what that was. Um, I'm going to say this in regards to this woman, she should already be on some sort of list. If she isn't yet, she needs to be now. And if she was already, then we need to move her up

to the top or start like working on that list in some way. Like she should not be allowed to just post that stuff. Yeah. It's, it's just not, it's not art at that. I don't, I don't think you get to say that's art. And then are we going to go into the other, the other photo thing with the court ruling? I mean, we kind of already talked about it, right? Did we talk about that? Well, just the fact that it was about... Just the fact that there was a weird document in that one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I'm pretty sure... I don't know where I saw this because there was like an Instagram post breaking everything down. And in some other thing that they posted, there's like three books either like written by pedophiles or like had something to do with child pornography like all stacked on top of each other in like a different picture jesus christ like what the fuck but did you know that uh fucking balenciaga is actually suing the company that produced these ads for them yeah they're trying to get out of it with that themselves of it so they filed a 25 million dollar lawsuit against the production company well here's where it gets fucked up

organized the shoot if you're a company like balenciaga you cover the most press out of anyone so it doesn't matter what the opposing opinion is you get to control the media output of what your opinion is so like that photographer his argument is there was someone approving every step of the process that i was a part of. No, his, his argument is I didn't have any creative decisions in this. Yeah. So he said, I took, I was allowed to take the photographs and was paid by them. Yeah. So he said, they have taken full accountability. Balenciaga has. Yeah. But, but at the same time they're saying it was his fault, but they'll assume it. No, no, no, no, no, no. They're, they're saying it was all their, but they'll assume it. No, no, no, no, no. They're saying it was all their fault for those. For the other thing, for the court ruling ad, they're saying that

the people that they hired to do that, they were told that those documents were just going to be like random things. Like they had nothing to do with anything. Like they was just supposed to obviously look like a law office. Yeah. So they they were they're saying that they had no idea that that was what was actually on there which i could see the argument for because if you just type in court documents on google and you're just looking for a bunch to put out yeah i mean you could potentially i'm pretty sure that's the only one that's even but that's the only one that's visible and it's exactly oh that's fair yeah it's not like it's amongst a bunch of things that's the only one that's even. But that's the only one that's visible and it's exactly the thing. Oh, that's fair. It's not like it's amongst a bunch of things.

It's the only visible document. They filed a $25 million lawsuit against North Six Inc., which is the production company, citing inexplicable acts and omissions that were malevolent or at the very least extraordinarily reckless. But here's the thing. And it's referring to the documents that they left. You don't think a billion dollar company like Balenciaga doesn't have a dozen people looking over every ad well

that's what i'm that's why it's i mean we're trying to play devil's advocate here but this is fucking weird and it's bad yeah i'm not gonna say anything else yeah it's it's not good whatever it really makes you think you know these kanye's they know what they're talking about you know that is like the weirdest thing yeah i'm pretty sure there was an interview with him already about it and he was just like yeah like this kind of weird shit is is what's going on and i try to fucking speak up on stuff like that and get silenced yeah so just fucking stay fucking like is there really some crazy rich cult shit going i mean we know there is because the fucking what's his name esteem that's not like culture that's just fucking freaks but still is it not culture well a billionaire doesn't you don't

think has a couple hundred people of that so yeah i guess uh that's cool yeah you gotta fucking stay awake out here we got fucking weirdos out there. Stay awake. All right, so we got Elon Musk versus Apple. So if... Sort of. Sort of. It's Twitter-verse, I guess.

No, Apple threatened to take Twitter off the App Store. If that does happen, are you guys switching to Tesla phone? Well, yeah, so just to give some backstory on that portion of it also someone just tweeted like will you make your own software for a phone or make your own phone so that we can use twitter and he said absolutely yeah he was like i hope it doesn't come to that but i will but i will yeah yeah um i mean i don't have twitter so fuck it yeah switch up your whole life just for twitter yeah i don't know i think it's there's a more important side to this though it's just because if someone can tell you what to do on the internet then it's i mean yeah with that ass but if it was

if it went down that road of like apple just decided like oh yeah you can't access this or get articles from this whatever then yes but if it was just twitter i don't give a fuck yeah but i mean it does go deeper just because how easily can they how easy how much are they already banning from it that we can't have access to i guess is the interesting maybe because if they're willing to just do that that quick think of how many things they've probably already blocked from the app store because it's a free speech argument is pretty much the well like if you can't literally access it on your phone, which has access to the internet, like that's pretty crazy.

That's pretty much China shit. Yeah. Which is fun. It's like a human firewall. Yeah. That's crazy. But then, so basically on the Tesla phone,

you're saying you would have access to everything. Maybe not though. Cause okay. So if Twitter, if Twitter is forced to remove from the app store, then I bet because it's owned by Elon, then I bet Instagram and TikTok would... Would not be accessible on the Tesla phone.

Yeah, I think Instagram would probably not want to be on Elon's phone. So you'd have to pick... Because our Twitter and Instagram... Your phone would basically be... Your phone is a political agenda at that point. Twitter and Instagram are different, right? Not owned by the owned by but they're both on the same political instagram and facebook i just think i know you couldn't have instagram and facebook on your elon phone but yeah like meta won't no meta but you could have tiktok would be either way i think well tiktok's china

yeah so tiktok would could be on both so your phone would basically dictate what version of the internet you get to see which would be fucking insane uh it could happen dude could happen uh yeah there's a lot of stuff i didn't realize this shit yeah um i mean the the thing is though that fucking like apple can't afford to do that because like whichever side you choose they're still losing so many customers if they decided to do that apple can't afford to do that because like whichever side you choose they're still losing so many customers if they decided to do that apple can't afford to do that i think they could you think if if like half the people left apple for because they don't have twitter you don't think they'd take a fucking hit well they're taking a hit but i think if it's a political

thing i think they both have to think about think about outside of just your phone like if you're like us where you have the fucking macbooks and everything because the only reason you have that is because it syncs up with your phone if you're switching phones you're not gonna keep buying macbooks true you're gonna buy the tesla computer or you're just gonna buy any computer because it's the best computer not just because it syncs up with your phone so it's the beginning of the end that's why i don't think they could ever do that i don't see i don't really get unless i'm like just missing something massive i don't get the whole beef that just because elon like owns twitter why people are leaving it companies are leaving it why anything like shit like this is happening because it's the whole thing line up with the agenda of what yeah it's the whole political debate right now it's

that if you're just letting everyone do whatever that's all he's doing not what they want yeah yeah but that's like fucking ridiculous yeah exactly that's why this whole thing is happening it's the same reason why our whole country is so politically split right now yeah i mean it's literally absurd yeah that people are companies are leaving twitter because he's allowing anyone to say whatever they want because that's how it's supposed to be if that happens it's the beginning of the end for sure no i don't think i think that would be the beginning of the turnaround if that because like if we start if these companies start losing money because of the political stuff i think they'll start to come out because as of now as of now it's been a money

making way to do it right like oh yeah i'm gonna we're gonna politically align with you know whatever the common thought is amongst people so that we're, we get them as customers. But if it starts like putting lines in the sand and like dividing its customer base, then it's going to start losing money. And then they're going to be like, okay, we're just going to stay out of all political stuff. Yeah. I don't think they can, companies literally would not be able to afford to take a stance. Yeah. They wouldn't be able to afford to take a stance because then they're like, holy fuck, I'm losing so much. Like as soon as somebody, like let's say as soon as somebody who's like a huge investor in Apple starts

losing money on their investment, they're still going to start complaining to Apple and Apple's gonna be like, holy fuck. Okay. We're going to just do it. You know what? Yeah. You can say whatever you want.

We can't take a stance on this because 50% of our clientele is going to disagree with you. But I feel like the money in the politics behind that decision is probably more than the consumer money. That's what I'm saying. Those are the people who are going to take the hit is the big money behind it. And they're going to be like, hey, stop.

Because when it comes down to it, they don't care about anything. They don't care about our political revolutions. They don't care about our stuff. They want to make money. Yeah, they don't give a fuck about the actual... They don't care about our political no they revolutions they don't care about our stuff they want to make money yeah they don't give a fuck about the actual they don't care about the actual stuff they're just trying to make some money off the stuff well i mean a lot a lot of them are just like using their platform to like express their support for it but if i guarantee if they started losing money for any reason they would reverse their stance, but at the same time, do you lose your whole, um, backing from the people if you decide to go for it for money?

But that's what I'm saying is like, I don't think it should be, I don't think you should be using an app because it aligns politically with you. Yeah, I know. I a hundred percent. Okay. That's, that's where it's going. I don't think, okay, this is what, this is what I'm saying. As soon as it, if it were to split like that, I don't think you're allowed, if you're on one side, to step down from a side. Because then you fuck everyone that supported you. Like if Instagram were to say, fuck it, we'll go to everywhere.

Well, I guess. Then everyone would be like, fuck you, Instagram. No, I guess that's what I'm saying is like, they would be the restart of stuff is people wouldn't, you wouldn't build your business on winning people over politically you would build your business on making the app good yeah just i mean it gets way deeper than i'm fucking smart enough to explain but yeah uh to bring us back to the elon side of things i was um i was just thinking uh like kill everybody what do you wish what do you wish elon made a version of that so that you could use that instead of

what there is not a phone i like that i like the iphone yeah iphone's fine but like do you wish there was a like tesla fucking fridge or something trying to think of what annoys me i think any technology would be advanced like further advanced with his uh his hands involved right i i kind of wish he came out with a like a watch tesla bluetooth in your fucking car that works perfectly but even even the tesla bluetooth in the tesla car doesn't work are you kidding me no how can they not figure that out you're i mean it works good nah they're never good tesla you don't know i don't know what the tesla it works well what year is your car no test i mean bluetooth and every year is your car we're not doing this yeah yeah i mean it works pretty good in my car yeah it works really good

in my car does it really what it works perfectly your car was like the first year they had bluetooth in a car all right i haven't figured out bluetooth yet i'm using the technology from fucking 2011 okay the car 2014 there we go that pretty old. I need a new car. Patreon. Patreon, where you at? So now that we've fucking solved every problem. We clearly spent a little too much time at the Thanksgiving dinner table this last week because we just went in on politics. Sometimes you got to talk about something real.

You know what I'm saying? I mean, maybe that's just what we're inspired to talk about today okay yeah but sometimes uh let's get into shit that's not real yeah that's where we're the best at let's see so this one's from our one of our good friends austin gale shout out shout out i'm interested to see who this is is rain always drops or do clouds kind of squirt initially your best scientific answer here so okay i understand what i think he's asking yeah i'm willing to say they're 100 squirters so you're saying it comes out in like a like a sleet of water and then eventually forms into drops as it falls as it hits the air probably like it's a large like a water balloon you pop it

and then it's big yeah and then it slowly kind of yeah i think it kind of just dumps it dumps right and then it hits the air and it breaks it up yeah it like like the pressure builds up are we doing science today man i don't fucking know shit about dude science is easy stuff but i like to think it just fucking just it's a big thing uh no well we're wrong uh the drops fall when they get heavy enough from the cloud oh it's already in the cloud yeah the clouds are just condensation and when it gets condensed enough it forms a drop yeah like if you ever seen like a fucking air conditioner yeah it's exactly like that it's like condensing good job squirter all right we all wanted it to be one thing i don don't think it's fair to just look it up though right away. Yeah, what the fuck was that?

This is supposed to be for us, you dipshit. You should have debated it, you cock. Nice way to ruin it. This premise of the show has never been to get down to the real answer. All right, fuckers. Fuck. If there was a dating app based on dislikes, what would be on your profile? Like I put the things that I don't like? Like you don't even, it's not about common interests, it's about similar dislikes? would your what would be on your profile like i put the things

that i don't like you don't even it's not about common interest it's about similar dislikes yeah you're bonding on hate oh i like this it's probably a better way to bond yeah i think it is i'm more passionate about shit that i hate than shit that i like yeah um call it fucking instead of tinder it's just fucking incinerate incinerator i like this yeah i was saying uh fucking disney people disney people yeah you have to like disney adults it's like instead of your top three movies it's your because think about this if you had like only common interests like someone might not put that they love disney on there but if you could straight up say you like hate disney people you know what i mean yeah I can catch you out immediately.

You show up to a girl's house, you had a great night and she's just got fucking little mermaid shit all over her room. Oh yeah. It does have to be a common thing that you hate. Yeah. Yeah. It can't be like, if it's really specific, then I mean, maybe you'd find someone, you'd find your true love that way.

Yeah. If you really had like really specific, like fucking, I don't know. I hate mayonnaise and I hate Disney adults. Yeah. Mayonnaise would be good. Let's get married. Well, that would be like the basic shit on there yeah yeah that would be like the people like i love dogs i love burritos it's so fair i hate pickles i hate onions all right let's talk about some shit that we get to see some real levels here with okay um fucking i was saying

this what would be a couple that you would be willing to like first year go on a date with a girl that she hated? Oh, shit. Other boys? Any other boy but me? See, at first I was thinking little things, but there's definitely some big things. What were some of your little ones? Getting assistance at a clothing store in public. Okay.

Like, you know when a motherfucker follows you around and he's like trying to size you out and shit. Yeah. I get the fuck away from you. They're like asking you about what you're getting. That's like a high end shopping place only. Like you're looking for a suit. You do want some help.

No, it's like, I mean still, but just don't talk to me in public. That's true. Yeah. I definitely know. Like maybe just that. Yeah. Like just don't talk to me in public. Yeah's true. Yeah. I definitely know. Like maybe just that. Yeah. Like just don't talk to me in public. Yeah.

Speaking to people in public. Yeah. Um, complaining would probably be like, that's a great one. To like on an app that's solely based around complaining. I hate this. I hate this app.

I mean, more so maybe just like in like a public setting, like someone like, I don't like, obviously like a waiter is like a classic one, but like any type of place, like if someone's like, Oh,'t like, obviously like a waiter is like a classic one, but like any type of place, like if someone's like, Oh,

the floors are sticky and publicly being negative. Yeah. Oh, complaining about shit that you can't like control really. Yeah. Or that no one can control. Yeah. Yeah.

Publicly being negative. Just fuck off. Yeah. I like being negative. Everyone's a little, that's but negative. If we're all negative. Yeah.

It's fun. If we all hate something, it's fun. It's fun. What are some uh what are some big ones being sober yes yeah yeah see if a girl had on her profile i hate being sober i'd be like yes let's go yeah that'd be an instant that'd be fun oh i hate being if it was just yeah being so country music would be on mine oh i could bond about that to mine i know that's

or not liking if you didn't like music i hate that you hate music yeah or if they just didn't some people just don't really like music some people just don't really have like a preference yeah like my dad doesn't really fuck with music there's a lot of people who just listen to the radio and that's all their knowledge of music yeah i don't know if i have as much stuff that i would mutually hate but i have things that i mutually don't like yeah it doesn't make sense yeah okay hate's a very strong word okay needing needing help people who can't do things on their own yeah that is pretty annoying like if you can't like it's like oh i need to like sell this dresser will you help me i feel like this is coming from such a personal experience yeah yeah

i feel like that's something that's where they come from that's where they come from that's where all the best stuff comes from you mean independence yeah independence not big or dependence codependency i mean i don't mind helping i i don't mind helping with things i like to help people but it's like if but i don't want you to need me to do it yeah i don't want to have more responsibilities i don't i don't want you to be incapable of doing it i will help you with the thing yeah but you need to know how to do it put your name on the test i'll help with fucking the odds yeah i'll narrow it down to b or c yeah um oh here's a fun one people that are fucking on their phone in public or when you're hanging out with them just like the whole time oh yeah or like on the

phone during a movie fucking i'll kill you right here yeah even if we're watching at home on the couch yeah you're done if i'm with the boys and we're watching netflix even if it's a bullshit movie you're on your phone i will fucking kill you i know that i know that yeah i'll make you feel really bad too yeah you don't care about this you don't cherish this moment? The Carol comes out instantly. Yeah, don't fuck around. Are there any other good ones we're missing? I mean, I'm sure there's a bunch of good ones. Yeah.

Being late. Oh, being late. I love being late. Being late. Yeah, if you don't hate being late. I'm never late. I show up whenever I feel like it. Well, yeah, and it's mostly late.

Whenever I feel like it. Well, maybe if you let me set the time, I wouldn't be late. You oftentimes do. You know what I realize I hate a little bit now? It bugs me is when people don't have a reason for why they want to do something or if they're just like because. Oh, it just sounds fun or not fun. Or if you'd be like, hey, I don't know, why don't we do this?

They're like, nah. You're like, why? They're like, because're like why they're like because you're like well no why oh they don't want to yeah like or if they just don't have a reason behind like if they're not able to articulate their reason for their opinion or why they don't want to do something or whatever it is yeah well that you got to give me more than that that always bugged the fuck out of me as a child because i feel like our generation of parents they just always says because i said so yeah that's that would bug me for hours like just give me a fucking 32nd reason yeah even the lamest reason yeah this is bad for you okay just say something about say something i can't understand maybe yeah even something that would fly a word i haven't learned yet and maybe i'll fucking be with it even if it's not real just make something up make something yeah i believe in

santa claus like just tell me something and then maybe I'll be okay with it. That's a good one though. Okay. This one's fun. What's your internal dialogue when you're deciding whether or not a joke will be too offensive? There isn't one. I don't think there ever is.

That's my entire fucking. No, it definitely is. Let it fly and deal with the recourse. No, no, no. I will have that internal thought after I said it. Most definitely. Yeah, I'd be like, Ooh, that might have been. Oh, you'd be too, oh, too far.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That might have been too far. It's a read the room for me. It's not an internal thought. For me, one of the big things is, is there someone in the room that I could drag down with me that has like a girlfriend there? Like, is there a guy that will agree with me or, or they would normally, but you want to try and get them to?

Yeah. I want to try to get him in trouble. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like if I could drag somebody down with me and I know it might not like burn a bridge, like they're for sure going to agree, but you know, the, they're going to be pissed that you brought it up in front of their girl. Yeah. It's a hot topic, but I know my boy's going to go in on it. Yeah. Yeah.

I guess that's my favorite time to do something like that. I guess. Yeah. If having some support system with you is a big part of it. Yeah if there's like if it's us three in a room you could say like two two people have your back yeah yeah like you're not gonna get bodied if i got if i got three with me yeah yeah like if everyone in the room got pissed at the very least i'd be like okay well here's what he meant yeah yeah someone could say yeah no i get why you guys think that but someone could at least rationalize it before yeah i. I guess I kind of debate what my, what, what I think my ratio will be of agreeableness.

I don't do that. I need to do more of that. Yeah. Like, but you know, cause you know, it's going to be funny. You just don't know why it's because we'll sometimes in a group of 10 people,

we'll sometimes say something that we know only one person's going to laugh at, but we still say it. Yeah. I don't know though. I do that. Yeah. No, it's mostly cause there's just three that you know,

two people are going to be there. Yeah and if i laugh loud enough maybe everybody fucking subsides maybe we can convince them just not hate us through laughter no yeah i'd say my achilles heel in life has always been uh saying a joke that i know would be funny but then it's around the wrong person so my my gauge on like the audience like i'll do a mom joke and someone's mom is dead and it's just it's on repeat in my life yeah that's that kind of shit just happens too often to us yeah it's just that's my entire life and i've learned to live with it but here's the thing but the ratio is still there way harder but you just know not that many moms are dead that's why you're saying yeah that's what i'm saying i'm playing i guess i do

quick math in my head yes i'm so quick at it you're playing the ratio you're playing some odds yeah i'd say that's the big that's the biggest portion of it yeah there is really no internal dialogue it's just internal calculations yeah i guess i guess if it's kind of dodgy at the start i'll kind of suppress and rethink oh i mean yeah it's definitely not a continue to hit like send things out oh the first one that misses it's that's it yeah shut the whole system down oh as soon as i miss a joke then i'll i'll think about the next couple yeah oh you'll be lucky to get a word out of me yeah yeah it's it's something misses that bad i'm i'm mute the rest of the night and i'm looking for my first

opportunity to get the fuck out you start with a blitzkrieg and then from there it turns into unplug the router let it sit for 60 seconds you gotta reset that reset the whole system that's a fair call all right is it down bad to chew the empty bag when it's done if you can't find more no yeah yes yeah i'm gonna do it is it though you know you're down bad if you're doing that how when do you not okay let me ask you this no you do it is it though you know you're down bad if you're doing that how when do you not okay let me ask you this no you do it but you're still down bad here's the real question is has it ever really done anything for you no like i mean if i'm down bad enough to where i want to chew the bag and you're down bad enough if i'm down bad enough and i want to chew the bag and i do chew it i'm never like oh, oh, I'm good now. Yeah, it doesn't really do anything.

Yeah, I'm not like, oh, I just did another bump. That's just the most fiendy fucking shit. Yeah, it's just like, it makes me feel like maybe I put something in my body. So that you can feel. But before you do it, you have the thought, maybe it'll help me find more. Oh, I mean, if it's an effort to find more, sure.

Sure, anything can be an effort to find more. Well, I mean, the original question was, is it down bad? And my opinion is absolutely. I think it's for sure down bad. It's the most down the most it's down bad because the thing is i don't think pathetic portion of the evening i don't think i've ever chewed a bag and then got another one no it's usually when you're fucked that's that's six in the morning shit yeah no the sun has been up yeah six of the morning shit and you're like yeah no he hasn't answered it's not gonna happen

chew it up okay okay fair enough fuck. Okay. Okay. Fair enough. Fuck. Oh, that's just. The best though is when you've been chewing that thing for a long time and then it just starts to disintegrate in your mouth and a little piece of plastic like fall out. Ooh. Wait, what? You never had that?

No. No? You've never been so fucking tossed out to where you just chew the shit out of it and then it starts to disintegrate because you're just like tearing it up. This is so pathetic. Stop. We just have to go there to see if we have to cut it. Yeah.

Never done that though. Someone else told me about it. Yeah. Wait, what is this? Chewing baggies? We're talking about wrappers. We just cut right back to the beginning.

No, that stays in for never heard of it. Next question. Holy shit. Okay. All right, guys, the beginning no that stays in for never heard of it next question holy shit okay all right guys that's gonna do it for today if you haven't already make sure to follow us on whatever platform you're listening and on socials at nofomopodcast underscore and if you want to support the show check out the link in bio for merch or use our code nofomo at manscape.com for free shipping and 20% off see you next week peace