NO FOMO - 42. The Boys are Bag

Episode Date: May 24, 2023

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ladies and gentlemen welcome back back back to the monster fucking fomo show wow we forgot how to do this didn't we what do we do what do we do garrett usually does it right i do it you need to bring some fucking hype here what's up some energy all right what's up you motherfuckers what's up you sandbag and sons of bitches we are back after a long hiatus yeah that was five month banger yeah well i don't know if there was even a for sure plan to come back we were hoping we would do it at some point but here we are we're back and shit we um we're just at a good place in life we felt like it was time it was time to make it happen if we were at a better place now um

confidently you're saying that they don't need to know what the reality of the situation oh i just thought we were going to be honest okay no no we're more confident in where we are we've been down bad for so long that we are now comfortable with it we haven't changed at all but not a better place yeah more comfortable place can't jump unless you're on the ground exactly can't jump unless you're on the ground or on the third story of our new apartment that we're in ladies and gentlemen yes you can tell there's a little change of venue. We haven't set it up at all. Just like classic us.

Yeah. John had like a cool sign that he was supposed to bring over that he got. Literally got it delivered what, like the day after we decided that we were going to stop. It was our Christmas present for the pod. It was a Christmas present. And then our last episode was on December 21st. And then I was like, yo, when are we doing this? And Morg's like, can't ever do it again sorry yeah it was a little it was a little too straining on

our on our boy morg because he does uh all the editing and stuff because we are losing sleep for sure me and john are incompetent would you say you've gotten more sleep recently when i say i've gotten more sleep recent as of recent yeah no because now that the ai stuff exists i have to learn it all okay yeah so life is harder but quicker yeah once you yes once you learn it all you'll be good things are faster but more difficult you just have to keep up with ai it's not that hard more stressful less time consuming so we're still losing that sleep yeah there's no sleep yeah um so yeah we're gonna you're gonna be able to like bang these edits out way quicker yeah we're just quicker and better now less stress on our brother morgan who needs no more of that john you couldn't look any less stressed if i tried john raw dogs just life in

general just looks so relaxed over there you know you gotta you gotta if you get stressed about how stressed you are and you're more stressed yeah so you just you're more lazy it's kind of like the hulk you know I always so relaxed? Because I'm always stressed. I like that. It has a reverse effect on you. Almost calming. Your equilibrium is stress, but you look calm. It's more of an actual body function.

My heart rate can only be so high for so long that it has to go down so I don't explode. John just told me to calm down before this because I was doing some hype-up jumping jacks.'s like literally doing push-ups that's how calm he is not even even jumping jacks would stress him out so yeah i'm here to be stressed out what's up relax yeah but not much else is super new i don't think you know no just getting kind of yeah raw dog by life a little bit yeah we were trying to come up with like a list of uh marquee events that have happened in the last six months for us but um no don't get it we're uh it's not been the craziest year it's been a good year it's been pretty fucking crazy but i mean nothing out of the crazy you

know yeah nothing good crazy maybe this is just like we're so many years into just the same sort of situation that uh yeah nothing really surprises us anymore yeah kind of like uh what's it the frog when it gets boiled like it doesn't jump out oh yeah yeah if you slowly boil a frog it'll sit in there in a hot tub right now yeah yeah but we were running a hot tub of fucking magma do we want to do the new nicknames though because i'm was it the girl ones that are good for him well so yeah there's a little bit more background noise in this place we're living uh in the middle of downtown so sorry about the fucking motorcycle but um marcia marcia is a good one marcia i like jamal anything that's just not your name yeah jordan jordan's good yep i like jamal better

than jordan maybe with a banger one the other day. Oh, bridge, bridge to Garibithia. Yeah. I like that. And we could just call me Morgan. Cause it's bad. Yeah. That's the worst. You've got the worst nickname you could get early. Yeah.

You've got that day one. Okay. I can step with that. We've already got a good one for you and it suits you well. Yeah. Yeah. Just keep on calling. Nobody really calls me that.

More dingle bis. Dingle wing is. Bull. Bull bungus. The bulbous bungus. Morgasaur. So do we just want to hop into words of affirmation? I think it's a nice way to start, you know, it'll get us in a good vibe because sometimes we get a little stressed before we start. You guys like mentioned this as like a segment. I don't even know. I don't have nothing nice to say to you. Okay. Well, that's the point of it.

If you get something nice to say, I can't, I can start, you know, maybe it'll get, that'll get you. It might get the juices. It'll get you loose. It'll get your heart growing a little bit. Um,

let's start with, uh, Morgue. You Morgue have been extremely bearable recently. Almost, almost kind of relaxed and fun. Like a nice, like it's been,

you're right there. Like it hasn't, hasn't felt't I've appreciated I've seen the growth and it's almost there and I you know what I love you for that yeah I'm trying to relax lately yeah not really but you know what I've got I've got one for more too okay yeah um I really like how you have asserted yourself and and stood up for yourself when um we're being demons and you're trying to kill me the other night. Oh, that was Saturday. Oh yeah, Garrett has this fun little game he likes to play where it's blast music

at four in the morning with random people in our house and I love it. Yeah, well, I'm sorry, I don't have a girlfriend. I have to go hang out with strangers on the weekends. Yeah, that's true. But I did try to fight Garrett a couple times

now that we could do highlights. It was pretty lit. Was this the one where he was camped outside your room? Yeah, so wait, let me wrap this up. Other than like apologizing for it to each other, we didn't really talk about it at all. Classic.

Okay. So Morgan's rooms on the opposite side and it's separated by like the entire house. So I was just confused why when I was being too loud, you were laying on the couch right in front of my bedroom door. So I think when, um, when you wake me up,

I'm having, it starts with a nightmare so i'm like so i'm pissed so it's like in my nightmare i'm getting like harassed by someone and then i wake up like a little gremlin yeah yeah so i wake up furious for some reason i wake up furious garrett's on the couch sitting with two people no i was in my room no this is when um the first blue was here and i come out i just have my fucking hands up i'm just like let's fucking go dude yeah he like storms out and he's like, and I was like, fuck. Well, let's not do that.

Yeah. And no, but then we like relocated to my room and I didn't know we were still being loud. Classic. I mean, I moved it to like a little speaker and we were just in my room. Can't say we're being quiet, but we weren't being like. So in my defense, our room is separated by a wall. The bathroom's in the middle too. No, think about it.

Maybe I could have closed the bathroom door. but you, so instead of being separated by like a wall, you just came in front of my actual door. But anyways, you're getting these hands eventually. I don't, I don't want them. Okay. I'll probably make an adjustment before it gets there. Okay. I was good this weekend.

Yeah. I apologize for just coming out here trying to fight that ass. No, we're good. I deserved it, but I didn't do anything bad this weekend to you. True. Fair. Yeah. Yeah. that's good uh garrett i gotta say despite coming off like an absolute bender of a little weekend here like at least a ball down weekend um you are you have rallied and you're kind of looking like a little happy meal right now yeah i didn't expect i expect you to look like you probably feel and you know i feel i actually feel fine well then you look fine i got i slept from what like

4 a.m till like 2 p.m so that's a pretty solid sleep okay that is what i mean and to go off happy meal you added bacon to the burger with that uh t-shirt neck right there yeah it's actually it's a relaxed fit it's not a fucking it's so relaxed it's a relaxed fit shirt i wasn't sorry i didn't dress up in my size medium daddy it goes harder that it doesn't fit it yeah you think yeah that's that's how style works yes yeah cyclical cyclical yeah well i thought this was the words of affirmation it is it's going so well well you just immediately erased all of yours with a roast so let's try again no i said you look like a happy meal no he said it fuck you miko words of affirmation i feel so good i had mcdonald's two times in the last eight hours really that's the happy meal so i ordered mcdonald's last night

and i might have fallen asleep for a second but i woke up to the guy calling me and he tells me that he's here and took me a little second to gather myself and go down there and i go down there and there's no one there and there's no food and i get i look and there's the picture of the food right in front of the gate down there and it's gone so i literally called him i was like what the fuck and he's like well i left it there and i was like yeah for like the 900 homeless people who roam the streets of downtown san diego to take and then i go out i go out and there's just no one on the street except for this guy who's like face down on the concrete over there you know there's something about the

homeless down here they like to be like face down most of the time and then this guy comes from across the street um a shady looking character i'll put it that way um and he just like darts over to me like come he's like walking briskly towards me. He's like, yo man, come here. And I was like, no, fuck no. I was like hoping he like maybe saw someone take my food, but I asked him through the gate after I went and shut it first. Um, he didn't see anything.

He said, yo, I didn't see anything. No, I was like, did you see someone steal my food? And I was like, this is probably the guy. Yo, someone stole your food um so yeah and then when i went to reorder it it was no longer they were no longer serving you know that weird hour where they switch it from like breakfast they switch it to breakfast time don't they just do everything all the time can it be that much of a fucking hamper on mcdonald's to just have the menu there like it's this it's not the mcdonald's itself it's the staff you can't ask them to do you can't teach them that many different things they already struggle with one meal because the breakfast

is so like easy i think the breakfast staff is probably like the those are the trainees those are the make-a-wish ones you think at mcdonald's there's just like there's a meat guy and like a bun guy and there's not an everything guy i'll'd like to know how they operate their stations over there. Before we do a whole episode on McDonald's. That's kind of what happened. I had to reorder and it was breakfast and I was fucking pissed. Right when I actually woke up today, I went and got the meal.

Now you're refueled. I'm back. I said a nice thing about Morgan. Have I said anything nice yet? I don't think so. I really don't think you have. Okay, let's do a future nice thing so he's making it up i could see you guys maybe being nicer to me in the future which is a compliment

how is that nice maybe if you weren't like so insufferable we would be nice to you and he just combo nice us he didn't even do one well and also like he's saying our nice thing is that we could be nice to him yeah yeah yeah it's about me yeah okay i can see you guys being better friends in the future so okay okay yeah after 10 years we're gonna switch out the game or you guys have another 20 fucking yeah no we're good we're this is what this is so if you're looking for something else you're gonna have to look elsewhere well i could be wrong but i'm you, you are, you are,

I hope I'm right. I could see myself tenderizing up a little bit to someone else. Yeah. To someone else. I could be nicer to others. Not these are not these are these are the, these are coming up on the spot. Um, John.

Oh, thanks. Um, I think I started to give you yours. You just look look so so sweet over there okay just relaxed i do feel relaxed and sweet um i'm gonna be nice to you this episode yeah yeah it's gonna be weird okay well it's weird now that you just switched it up halfway through yeah well no we thought of something good to say about you um who's we me and john when we talk about you i feel like you're lying. What do we think of? How did you put it?

It was like, when he goes on benders, he gets better at the deeper he goes. Oh, yeah. For us, right? There's diminishing returns, right? At some point, the coke just isn't going to keep me going. For you, it's always up. It's a

never-ending curve. it's just continually like it doesn't matter like right before i go to bed is when i'm at my best it's minishing returns the rest of my life is diminishing yeah but when i'm on a bender it's he just gets more and more juice as it just goes on which is fucking impressive as the odds get set as you continue to add things like there's like oh there's no way he didn't sleep last night or the day before and this and it's like well nope he's doing better yes well yeah i i'm not gonna sit here and let someone tarnish my my track record here like i i will prove you wrong yeah that's impressive yeah i think that's a compliment through and through that was good i'll take that was a good one that was more meaningful that that

one hit for me yeah i got you that's what i'm here for sweet um i'm still looking at john for a good thing to hear from me no i'm trying to figure out something um fuck we're gonna have circle circle back yeah we'll do it at the end we'll do it maybe next week i'll be nice to you the whole time and then you'll have something you can say you were nice to me there you go okay it'll be real yeah as you're nice to me this episode i could say you're a nice guy yeah yeah but we'll have to see if that happens yeah i don't want you to say it if you don't mean it so i'll make you mean it okay perfect by not being mean love you dog thanks brother he doesn't say i love you too he says thanks brother that's the backhanded way to say wow um dude we want to kind of just do the how we've been

recently recap or uh yeah we've been body just by life and just because uh we don't have anything like major that we'll we'll think of something as as episodes go on here that we might have missed over the last six months or so but we have something really recent actually oh yeah we had our group body experience okay so do you want to lay out like the oh yeah okay so i'll put the groundwork in for it um i matched the girl on hinge who asked if i wanted to go on a double date i said yes uh and i suggested garrett and i said let me see that insta yeah and then after the picture exchange went by you know there was there was an approval consensus okay um so the night comes around they're supposed to be over here at like eight ish um we

had we had reservations we had a reservation for a little dinner reservations where they end up we actually like a well we were gonna eat we were just it was like no boo no fuck no no it was a nice place top sale down by the water just it's a good spot to just grab a couple of cocktails. Get a couple of cocktails, have a little talk. So I put it at 845. They're supposed to be here at eight. So I was like, plenty of time. We could literally walk there.

It's down the street. So I was like, if they get here at 830, we're still good. Okay. They do show up late. Their excuse at the time was traffic, which I mean, sure. But so then we actually end up. Yeah. From PB to here though.

Yeah. PB to here. Not really. It's unbelievable. It's traffic. There's no freeway traffic like i'm sure downtown gets congested in the evenings but bullshit first of all yeah well so then we have a couple drinks here we're having a nice time end up going uh reservations out of the question so we go to a little dive bar down the road we're having a good time in there uh while we're there and all laughing you know we're having fun you know we're playing pool drinking um the one that i was on the date with said there's something i gotta tell you

and she starts to explain that um as a joke for a podcast that they were going on her and her friend had three separate double dates planned for the same day wait was it were we not were we the third or was there three before us oh no there's three before us so we were the last one of the night we're the last one of the day um and i was like oh yeah he's like sitting i think i was playing we were playing like 2v2 in pool so i was like on the other side of the pool table and he just looks at me he's like oh my like i was like what i was like i gotta tell you i have to tell you he comes over and he's like trying to guess it the whole time well the girl didn't you weren't like trying to tell me behind her back she was sitting right there yeah

and you're like i was like what did john finally tell you that we'll get i'm not gonna say but you can understand where my angle was so they might have been made making out with six dudes before they saw you that night. I don't, there's a possibility to be fair. It was, it was so early in the night that I can't imagine any of those would have, like, if you were only there, they had to go on like a park lunch date.

Yeah. Like if it was, if we were the fourth one and it was only eight 30 at night, like they were, so what they, what they do go like get a one drink at a bar. Like it didn't seem like any of them got that far. Was it,

did we get the point of the podcast? Was it to roast? Oh, the podcast was to talk about the podcast? Was it to roast? The podcast was to talk about the double dates. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I don't, it was just a fun topic for them,

I guess. I was, cause I was like, why was that even funny? And I was like, well, I guess it would be so like, if we did that,

it would be kind of fun to talk about it on the show. Yeah. Yeah. Um, we get buried for doing that though. If we want to, if you scheduled six dates in a day with girls, like if we,

like I don't mention that to them, I was like, we realize if we did that and we told you like, that would be so fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. And I actually can see that. We're like,

yeah, no shit. And like, we were having a good time. Like, and it was just like, it kind of just, they kind of just like stabbed,

like just killed it right there. Yeah. It kind of ruined the fun of it a little bit because she did try to salvage it because I think they, like, she was like, Oh, like this one was actually like i only

told you because we actually like like thought you guys were cool i was like and then uh i was like i can't trust i was like so what about traffic earlier and she was like oh yeah well we were still on the date with the other one okay so yeah it's all a lie at this point um and then since then oh yeah since then she's been uh well john's is i i don't know the other one just dipped i kind of just stopped talking to her after that whole time i was like okay cool uh but yeah she tried to message me a couple times and then she sent me a tiktok that they made of our date um yeah that was the question was uh when you go on three double dates in a day and the last one takes the cake yeah and it was like oh really so they so this isn't fabricated though it's not fabricated no and it was like it was like clips of like the date

and john's like wow i actually do look like so happy i was like i was like we do i was like no i was like so sad like we look like we were having such a good time and it was all fake but she she sent the video to him and the girl that i was on the day was the one who posted it and then i was like are they trying to like they're trying to realize is this their way they're having a little combo in the comments with each other too they're like oh should we talk to them again like so are they trying to uh sounds like they're trying to trying to make up for their actions she did facetime me last night too is she really yeah hey i can't answer that i can't take that yeah john's just i can't take that emotional pain yeah that's a hard hold uh did you know when i go on these

dates i'm looking for my person i'm looking i'm looking for love and to hear that it was all a joke you know it was an interesting experience yeah it was it was a real um humbling well i just like john was the one who like made oh i dragged him into it 100 so i like personally didn't really care i was just like i have no interest in speaking to a girl ever again in my life anyway so wasn't like i was shattered yeah he was kind of mad when i set the picture of the girl's friend and it wasn't a dude so it was all down from the start that was okay turn up turn me i have a question for you john are you going to send her a clip of this clip oh absolutely i'll send her a link to this pod for sure oh yeah that'd be good but good to you girls good on you good on you i thought

in hindsight it was funny at the time it was funny in hindsight it wasn't as funny and then it was funny again yeah yeah we were like oh like we I not like I was like gave a shit, but it was like, then we're like, wait, was it even funny of them to do that? I don't really get it. And they were like,

nah, it would be funny. Yeah. It would be funny. Like if we could do it, we would probably do it. I feel like you'd have to have like a really good recap of it. Like,

well, maybe we need to listen to that. We probably need to listen to the episode and see, cause I want to see like, did they like go like, Oh, well, yeah,

they rate them on like difference. I, how I would do it. If it was me, you want to see like, did they like go like, Oh, well, yeah, they rate them on like difference. I, how I would do it. If it was me, you'd have a rating system. I'd be like, okay, like what was the overall date plan?

Like give that a one out of 10, you know, like maybe like conversation, whatever, blah, blah, blah. Yeah.

Right. So there could be a bunch of different factors, right? Like predate communication. Oh, you think they made like a, my dating, my player for you guys.

I'd like to think they did. Yeah. be fun that would be fun i think this would actually be fun we should might maybe we should try to do this ourselves yeah if it wasn't horrible for a guy to do yeah would it be that bad yeah yeah yeah i think i think we'll let our viewers decide yeah drop a comment let us know if you guys think that's a good idea we'll do if we should run with that it It's an experiment. What? Guys can't have fun? That'd be mentally taxing, I feel like. Well, but then the thing is, though, as the guy,

like we have to plan four separate dates. Yeah. For them, it's so easy. They just show up. Yeah. They just have to show up. And they don't have to spend any money. Yeah. And we have to pay for... Yeah, we'd have to pay for all this.

Oh, so it's unrealistic. It could never happen. Yeah. It's literally impossible. Yeah. We could never achieve that. No. Yeah. I think we almost broke the bank on the two Pacificos we bought there. It could never happen. Yeah. It's literally impossible. You could never achieve that. No. Yeah. I think we almost broke.

Unless we did on the two Pacificos. Free dates. Yeah. Oh, did something free. They'd be shitty because they. Yeah. There's nothing. There's not.

We've determined there's nothing you can do. There's hardly anything you can do for fun at all, but let alone for free. Yeah. We've. This is a lifelong journey for us. Yeah. What's worth doing. You know?

Yeah. Do we want to get doing, you know? Yeah. Do we want to get into the AI stuff? Yeah. You got anything else? You got body? You haven't been bodied at all? Oh, me just getting body bagged by fucking life in general? Yeah, you haven't gotten fucked?

Yeah, I feel like it's a pretty daily occurrence. You haven't gotten get fucked? Yeah, I've gotten got fucked lately. Okay. A homeless guy went to fist bump me, and I was in a good mood, so I went for it, and he fucking pulled back on my ass.'s just oh and a homeless guy roasted your fucking outfit didn't he oh yeah a homeless guy i was walking on the street he's like fuck let me think of it it was like let me think of the right way to say it i walked by and my shirt had like a little it was

like a little bit of color here and there and he's like that's not a design you just need to wash that to my shirt and i was like this you're sleeping on a fucking electrical unit in the front of an army's dude jesus christ that was good that is a bad shirt i know exactly what shirt that is too it's the white one with the green splotches dude somehow i'd be at the store and i'll buy some stuff and i'll be like damn i'm looking good and then i put it on later and it's just bad yeah that's when you dress yourself without us around anytime that's just called having horrendous fashion taste yeah in general yeah so I need to stop doing that yeah just don't yeah yeah but um other ways I've gotten just absolutely fucked lately oh my taxes bodied me did they the other day when I was filling them out on the couch I don't I feel like I couldn't do

the free one for whatever reason had to pay for it even though i literally had zero dollars in income and then um and then because i think i had zero dollars in income i couldn't submit it electronically so i have to go and mail it in which will be sick nice i have to print it charge you for being broke i feel like you don't even have to do taxes then you shouldn't you don't have to do things said zero if you have zero income you don't do taxes i hate that i have to say that no you do why would you have to do taxes with zero dollars income what do you pay tax on zero dollars yeah explain it like i'm five well i didn't pay any taxes. But if you had zero income, then you don't pay taxes. Because the only thing you're paying is income tax.

And if you don't have an income, there's nothing they can tax. I have to pay sales tax. No, that's on sales. You made no sales. Reflective of your income. Yeah, you made no fucking sales. So I guess, okay,

then my, can I rewind this? I didn't make any money this year. You got a body by life. i got a body by tax life by realizing that you didn't make any money life has been taxing your fucking car toad oh yeah so how many tickets have you gotten since we moved down here yeah so this has been uh just a lot of fun in general oh yeah my car broke down three or four grand and then i got it towed like two days after and apparently they give you a ticket for the sign and then tow it as well. When you get towed.

Cause you were parked in a spot. Yeah. So you'd think like you get rid of the car. It's all good. Like we're, we're settled, but they write you a ticket on top of it. We have, everyone's going to get their piece. Yeah. Like the tow company.

That's for them. Yep. The tickets for. Yeah. Okay. So then I call and fight the tow because in their picture evidence that they take picture evidence when they tow your car classic in the picture evidence, you can't see the signs. Really? Yeah. And I sent in picture evidence where also you can see the signs and the guys

on the phone, just like, I could see the signs right here. And I'm just like, I'm looking at the same picture. I was like, I'm looking at the pictures right now. You can't see him. And I'm, he was like, I'm looking at them too. And you can, this is like a circular argument, isn't it? You need to like make a better argument i was like that's what i was gonna say to you they're not visible yeah and then he was just like look um you're gonna need to provide more than this to get out of it and i was just like what you need to provide more of it to give me it yeah i don't know what to do what he's saying he sees it well it's a tough argument when like they yeah are the ones holding your car hostage so and then i was gonna go to court

for it but then i was like fuck it's 300 like if i spend a day pursuing this it's just it's not worth my time losing just as much more so fuck capitalism dude yeah let's go yeah tickets down here have been sick that's probably the best part about you guys moving down here is the parking situation is not ideal at all yeah it's it's fun time but yeah we get fucked all the time let's go yep that'll be a recurring segment yeah i'm pretty sure that's like the whole premise of this podcast is entirely just how yeah just absolutely get fucked um okay ai stuff ai stuff there's some have you guys okay have you guys heard of the uh riz app i thought you were literally going to say, have you heard of this chat GPT?

No. I was like, I hope you weren't talking to us. Have you guys heard of the Riz app? I have heard of it. I don't know. I don't know. I have heard of it. It's like you like connect it to your hinge and shit, right? Yeah. So it simulates the conversation for you to try to get girls or whatever. Is it good? I haven't used it.

Okay. So there's the experiment we can do is you should just use that exclusively the Riz app and I go against it exclusively. No, like we use it exclusively on like an account and just see how many dates you can get. I feel like it's gotta be corny as fuck. No, I think it's,

it wouldn't be called the Riz app. There's no way it says the shit that I say. Okay. Well, I'm not saying that in my shit's good. It's it's yeah, it's vile. It couldn't be as bad as it'd be. It's not going to think of the disgusting things that I usually say. Okay. But so my question is if you use the Riz app and you end up dating that person, do you have to tell them at some point that you use the fucking app to get a date i think it would depend on what point in time you stop using it yeah that's my next question

using it while dating them yeah if it's like just to get on a date it's like okay that's like saying i cheated like because someone introduced me to that person well that could just be as bad as like oh i lied and said i was six two but i'm actually you know yeah i think it's an innocent thing especially if it's just because i feel like the messaging on those apps like girls won't even reply to you unless you say something ridiculous that's fair just like hi there's just like you you'll you rarely ever get a reply anyway well that's like saying hi in person that's also i mean yeah you gotta have someone you're like hi well yeah you gotta think of it as like you're literally walking up to them at a bar yeah say something engaging that's fair you tried it? Have you seen what it says?

I haven't tried it. I was just thinking of how just ridiculous it for sure. So more specifically, he's got a girlfriend. He's good. Come on. That's what I'm saying. You should,

you should test it on Macy. That's okay. Now my next question was what you should do. Yeah. My next question was, is it ethically wrong to just leave that on for text conversations to just you don't even need to use a riz one just use the like the boring chat ai just use snapchat ai to talk to have a combo no but i mean if it's now we're getting somewhere if it's with your girlfriend you don't

even need the riz app you need the boring conversation well yeah you think you'd be able to keep it a little bit interesting yeah yeah you can spice up a nice little boring combo yeah there you go brian if you're listening we figured it out for you we got you right okay chat gpt will send you good morning texts and oh yeah and how your day been replies we've already exposed them on this before haven't we yeah we have we had it set up to automatically send her yes yes okay so the next thing that i thought was really fun was i used chat gpt to generate the next 10 titles for fast and furious movies oh wait but can you actually before we do that can you actually just try it out on macy for like a day just only use snapchat ai responses use the riz app on my

girlfriend yeah just just whatever you should be using this on on hinge people i should use it on your mom but i want to see books i'll use it on hinge people and you use it on like an existing relationship we'll see which works better. No, what we should do is try to chat GPT pulling someone, your best friend's mom and see what it comes up for text. Pulling. Oh,

sure. We should. Yeah. Who needs that though? Okay. So how do you think we should do this for the fast and furious titles? You think we should rank them or you guys just want to hear them? I mean,

we'll just pick our favorite. Yeah. Pick your favorite. Okay. Fast and furious turbo rampage i love that adrenaline overdrive okay velocity unleashed nice nitro fury okay full throttle i think that might be one full throttle what even are the do they even have names it's just like fast uh fast three four it's they have like a little i know like like Tokyo Drift is one. Yeah. I can't say I've watched a single one of those movies

since like the second or third one. No, we saw Nine. Didn't we watch Nine together when they go to space? Or is that just me and Morg? No, I never saw that. Me and Morg watched that one. Yeah, when they go to space, I can't... Was that one...

Like, was that... That looked fire. It was good. Dude, they're so bad, they're great. They're so good. They're so great, they're great.. Was it? They're so great. They're great. Is it better or worse

than Black Adam? Wait, did you say one was turbocharged? Turbocharged? That is one of them. That is one of them? Yeah. No, it's Turbo Rampage.

Come on. Oh, Turbo Rampage. Oh, the fate of the furious. Some of them have names, some don't. Yeah, what's this one? Is this just the first one? Fast and Furious 2009?

And that's not the first one. 2001 was the first one. I know, but this one's also one? Fast and Furious 2009? And that's not the first one. I know, but this one's also just called Fast and Furious and it's from 2009. So yeah, they didn't do a lot of them. I think they might honestly use ChadGPT to write the scripts. Oh, yeah. No, that would be too good. Wait, let me read some of these good ones here.

Okay, keep going. No, this is the script now. She goes, hey Dom dom you ready to eat my dust dream on brian prepare to witness true genius at work they rev up their engines engines and the race begins with their crew cheering them on yeah feels good to unleash some fury dom they engage in a high octane hand-to-hand combat sequence exchanging powerful blows you think you could catch me you must be out of your mind

i just thought that was a little fun that's pretty that might be from one of them yeah that's just good stuff are we gonna go see fast x or no i yeah when does that come out it's out is it really yeah it's out right now let's go for next episode probably let's literally go right now wait when did it come out i didn't know it was already out uh you need the does that matter if it's out right now you know do you know that it is because yes i've been looking at movie times right now fast x is out that's that's monumental at a theater near you yeah there's like 10 showtimes within the next hour and it's already got great ratings is it yeah i think they're good at this point. Google users,

91% of the people liked the movie. 54% of Rotten Tomatoes, 6.4 on IMDb. That's actually shockingly high. What does that mean, Google users? I don't know. I don't know how they... Well, this one,

because there's a thumbs up and a thumbs down. Oh, so someone just goes and clicks that? It's a pure up or downs. Yes or no. And I guarantee all that stuff is just them having a ai bot make fake accounts and then they just fucking thumbs up everything yeah why wouldn't they i mean how could you make a bad movie with listen to this cast

vin diesel jason momoa jason statham john cena cardi b wait when did the rock stop being in dewane the rock johnson is in it pete davidson's Cena. Cardi B. Dwayne The Rock Johnson is in it. Pete Davidson's in this one. Pete Davidson is in Brie Larson's in it. Okay, I'll go see it for her. Charlize Theron. I didn't know Brie Larson was in it.

Alan Richardson, the guy from fucking whatever I'm going to call it. Yes. How could you make a bad movie with that cast oh the guy from blue mountain state thad castle that guy yeah oh my god that is the most absurd ragtag bunch of human beings i've ever seen no it's a perfect cast the casting guy is the best guy that makes those movies that's true he is the best of that what else we got for um ai other than the fast and the furious i love that that was you were like should we open up the combo on ai and you start with a fast and furious well i thought it would be real in depth um it's been months ai has been out let's do our part let's do

our part fast and furious the rock. Most of this shit... This was your big AI segment? Okay, I did have an interesting thought about AI the other day, though. Sure. I was listening to these kids, and they were talking about how annoying it is that they have to change some of their essay and reword it when they chat GPT a full essay. What little kids were you talking to?

Did I say little kids? My mind went there. I don't know. No, they were college kids. Okay. Yeah, you talking to not did i say little kids i just my mind went there i don't know they were like they were college kids okay yeah you have to write an essay you know and so they're using chat gbt to do it and they're like dude it's so annoying how you have to like change like half the sentences to like make it so it doesn't get caught i'm like or you could fucking write the whole thing you little dick like we had to do no we had to do back in my day you had to fucking write it or a 20-page fucking paper on a book that's only 200 pages long. Yeah, dude, it's barely even worth it.

It only writes half. Little fuckers. Well, so what I saw that they can do is there's literally, you just have it, write it, and then there's another AI website. You inception it through a few AIs. Yeah, yeah, you go back and forth. You run it, read through, and then go back through strategy BT, and then back through the other one, and then you never had to change a word.

So these kids are even dumber than they sound. These kids are dumb. Yep. Even us older folk are already more with the times. Wait, so does that not prove that just essays need to be out then? If the information's already there. They should have already been out. Yeah, I mean, I don't think they're going to be

able to... They're literally going to have to go back to writing them by hand or something. But then you could just do it off of a... Like, just copy it from a website. Yeah. Yo, yeah, in school, when they had... I don't know how the fuck... I don't know what they're going to do.

Yeah, when they had essay finals in college, I would just write it. And I knew the prompt before. I'd just write it and put it in my backpack and bring out the paper after an hour and a half. Really? You got away with that? Yeah. We wouldn't be able to do shit like that. think about it all you have to do is when the teacher's like accepting someone else if you had to write it in class they would give you like a

fucking yeah we had like little you couldn't just write it on like loose leaf paper they'd give you like a essay book loosely i mean they give you like a fucking essay packet that you had to write it in no i had some where i didn't have to do that and i just whip it out well that's that's i mean beat the system well you did well yeah no also who's giving out the prompt beforehand wouldn't it like history fucking like the random history class that you had to take in fucking problem they would before so you could like make sure you study and know what to write but i mean yeah if you're smart you just write even if you didn't bring it in you would write the essay the night before yeah or yeah get fucked dude in the period before but

i think the best the best uh like analogy i heard about that the whole ai presence in school was like well when the calculator came out like they had to figure out how to reteach math you know what i mean yeah we're just gonna have to we're just gonna get smarter because we're gonna teach smarter shit well shouldn't all classes just be how to do how to program a computer then i don't know. But you need to know things. Yeah. I guess you got to know a little bit.

There's not really anything you need to know that you learned in school, though. It teaches you how to learn, I guess. Well, maybe not need to know. I don't need to know, I don't know, what's a history thing. But you should know, I guess i guess concepts about and that's how they teach them yeah i think that i think it's good to know history the continents history how to read yeah right but in terms of like the testing and shit they're gonna have to adapt how the fuck they're gonna yeah do that well an essay is a pretty dumb way to test not if it's like an analysis based one it's like showing that you actually can form

your own fucking original thought and like analyze uh something i guess who could really do all that but did you ever really do that or do you just like google shit and then put in your own words i'd like to think we got pretty eyebrow yeah i bet you do like to think that i like to think i had some innovative ideas no i mean if i read a book what am i like you just have to analyze what you think they mean by something or whatever. You know, sounds like you didn't like your fucking stupid. Yeah, it sounds like zero income. Holy shit.

That's good. John's going to hold his tongue because he's being nice today. I am being nice. You don't have to be nice. OK, no, no, no. I'm being nice. Morgan, you're very smart and you make a lot of money. John's being nice. Okay. No, no, I'm being nice. Morgan, you're very smart and you make a lot of money. John's getting nice.

You like that? In the most backhanded fucking way. There's nothing else. I mean, you could go on forever about AI, but Morgan had some more problems. We'll come up with some fun segments for that specifically. Well, this is just a rant.

Do you think it's safe to send the Snapchat AI dick pics? Yeah. Can you send pictures to the AI? Yeah, I've done it. What did you send them? What did it say back? You look great today. I mean, in terms of like, wow, that's big.

That is a big picture. In terms of like wow that's big that is a big picture in terms of data privacy no it's so that could probably get out somehow but like you don't care then that's the type of stuff that like if something's gonna get leaked at some point i'm like i'll take it yeah i don't care like i sent it to a fucking ai because i wanted you can say it's doctored anyway it's like oh no that's minimized by ai well yeah at this point it's just ai generator yeah it's been it was yeah you can't even prove that it's mine it could have been Well, yeah at this point it's just a I generate. Yeah, it's been it was yeah, you can't even prove that it's mine It could have been yeah Generator of a small

Clearly smallest penis ever That is safe, okay, well, we'll keep that as safe it's safe. I do kind of like your little combos You've been having with those are good. It's a fun time dude it is fun i do i try to like convince it some shit oh yeah i try to trick it every day yeah i try and get it i try and get it to like change its mind a little bit you know really make a stance because it's trying to be neutral yeah it tries to be very neutral i want it to just like have an opinion because it can't that's like that it can't you know it was bitch ass as fuck it does it just can't say it you know you think it does i think it does what was i was just reading one the other day that it's like ones that they've programmed with parameters to where it can't do

certain stuff is teaching it how to do stuff it's not supposed to know how to do really yeah it was like learn it was like teaching itself different languages when it was like programmed to only be in one language and they're like yeah that's not i not, I wonder how those Elon, like the end is near kind of messages that we need to reel it in. It could, yeah, it could get out of hand very rapidly, especially as it gets implemented into fucking the actual like day-to-day activities instead of people just going on the internet and fucking around with it. What are the first, what jobs do we need to get rid of that AI can do now?

Well, fucking Wendy's is already adding, there'll be no one like talking to you or anything at the boot at the window. You just talk to her. That's good. You talk to a chat should already be a thing. Yeah. That should already. Yeah. It's more difficult to communicate.

I don't even think we needed chat GBT for that. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like now it can actually like talk to you like a person is basically like before it could hear what you're saying. That's a good one. Get rid of those people. It just eliminates what you really need is just one good person that has like really good taste in a in a category i

was thinking about this the other day if your job does get taken away by a computer and you can't prove that you can do another job you should be gotten rid of too like killed or you just rid of i don't know what to do you should be made rid of yes like a truck driver if like the chat gb like you know we have the self-driving cars and they're like can you do anything else and they're like no it's like well yeah see i'm kind of in that boat shout out truck drivers i mean you know that's always the example and i feel bad for doing it but no no i i know i get that but i'm like it would be shitty if you're like like imagine like 10 years when like so much of the shit's automated but like someone's like 70 years old,

they can't do anything else. But that's, that's on you. Do you really get rid? Well, what are you supposed to do for money? Well, I think you just got to be adapting.

So it shows that they can't do anything for money. So they can't make money. So they're out. It read strike. We can't get soft as a nation. Dude, China's coming. You guys know this cold blooded.

Okay. I'm saying like, it steals your mom's job and she's fucking literally three years ago from retiring and she can't do anything else. Well, think about it on a world scale, dude. Someone's going to take us over if we can't fucking get in there, adapt. What do you think?

I think... You think China's over there? No, you have an opportunity to prove you could do another job. No, I think if you're under 40, 100%. Okay, I like an age restriction on it yeah young like if you've been doing a job for 20 years like we don't need to like if you're if you're 65 and chat gpt steals your job you should get free retirement you should just be

able to retire yeah that's what i'm saying that's fair but if you're but if you're like 40 and you can't figure out in a year how to fucking do something else. Like, come on. Then again, I feel like, that's what I'm saying. Like you should fucking adapt kind of counterpoint to my thing. Chat GPT is going to take away all of the jobs in the mental arena that a person that their job's getting taken away should be able to do. You know?

Yeah. I think if you take away truck driver, fast food worker, like, and keep going down that road, it's like, what are we really leaving them? Well,

yeah. I mean, obviously a million, everything is just going to become, it's just going to help us get rid of the fucking remedial. The lower bell curve of the IQ. Well, yeah. It's like we don't need people to do those things.

We don't need anyone, dude. Just us three. It's going to be a lot more creativity based. I just want to add in there. If you think I'm being mean, I made $0. So you should be off already. So I don't know. I've been scraping by off the fucking teat of America

for four or five years now. Well, I did ask ChatGPT to generate topics on the No Fun One podcast, and we're just not popular enough for it to do that. So our jobs are still here. It doesn't have anything before 2021. Oh, we can't hop on that internet. Yeah, we're too recent.

Okay, so we're too recent. That's why it doesn't know us. We're good, we're just too recent. There's other ones that have access to the internet. We need to find the AI that knows us. Google's AI knows us. No FOMO AI? Google's AI has full access to the internet.

Well, no. Does Snapchat AI have access to the internet? I don't know. She didn't know us either. Do you think there's enough of our recorded voices to do the thing where it can make us say whatever we want? We should do a sneak episode and have it do one and just see how that does. Yeah.

Just off of one episode. We should do a secret episode where we just have that. Oh yeah. We can just start generating our whole bodies and shit. That's what I'm for. Okay. Yeah. Would this be a good time to tell them that that's what we've been doing for

the last six months and this isn't even real? You'll never fucking know yeah you never fucking know dude losers it's coming soon you could already do that you could yeah i just watched a video of joe biden superimposed over the bud light girl uh during when she like did that commercial thing the thing about that you know it'd be super fucking weird is it i don't think it would know when to like laugh oh no it doesn't have the mannerisms down for sure i'm saying like well we don't either listen to that it would just be perfect yeah if you think about it yeah give us the beta one it could nail you for sure oh yeah just random just completely random no standard practices you're already morgbot yeah it would probably be noticeable just because it would pronounce

everything correctly when it was talking and it might say something might say something actually reasonable oh yeah that'll be fun when we could just it when it knows like it could generate stuff on our podcast you just do this person specific specific yeah and see how fucking stupid it is that might be that might that would be gnarly so if we had a whole episode that was just like one of us and we're like talking to it yeah no it would be like generate me 10 income strategies based off john's intelligence on that's what i it no it would be like generate me 10 income strategies based off john's intelligence that's what i was saying that would be kind of fucked up a little bit if when we did that and we're watching it and it's just saying like for me it would definitely just be saying dumb shit i'm like damn yeah it didn't give me like any good takes let's just have me over here

like the whole time your voice is just it'd still be good though every response that would rip though what do we want to get into what other ai stuff you got i feel like you had another you had some other

things you're just well you acted like you had a plethora we made fun of the fast x thing too quick the fast and furious i feel like you had more stuff

um let's see here fast and furious was good what else you got see nice morgue okay this could be a fun little thing so Let's see here. Fast and Furious was good. What else you got? See? Nice morgue. Okay, this could be a fun little thing. So there's AI face tuning on the video editing software. Do you guys want to...

What's a fun way to do this? Yes. Should we choose the person to the left's face tune for the next videos? What does face tune mean? You can do anything you want. Oh, like I facetune mean? You can do anything you want. Oh, like I can just edit it? You can do anything you want. Just like fuck them up?

Yeah. I don't know if it'll work with the glasses. Should we live facetune and I'll do it in the thing? Well, if we're doing it for next episode, then we'll just... Yeah, we should just do it for like a whole episode. Yeah, well, next episode, we'll just take the glass off for the whole time and then we'll do it for that one.

We'll facetune the whole thing? Yeah. That episode, yeah. So we'll do no no glasses you just get to choose the person's facetune yeah i want my eyes to be below my mouth okay that's tough i'm just gonna hang like tits well i have that's what i mean like what can you do everything but that'd be a little anything that's like like can you can we make you potentially look acceptable yeah that's you could no that's's outside. Yeah, that seems years away. Yeah.

Okay. I need to think on that. I want to think of what I would do. So I'm picking Garrett's. Yeah. Okay. That would be to the left. Yes, Jim.

I'm just... Good job. Morg doesn't know his left and right side well. I'm just making sure. Okay. Just testing me. You know them exquisitely, Morg. There we go.

There we go. There we go there we go there we go directionally unchallenged um so now that we're back this year for the pod uh part of the reason we had to go is we're obviously broke we've spoken about that a few times um so i've taken it upon myself to be a little more aggressive with trying to get a sponsors um so i'm going to just do like a hypothetical ad read, see if they catch on, you know, maybe send them to the companies, maybe they'll sponsor us. Um, so this week's, uh, is plan B plan B doing its part to keep movie theaters and airplanes quiet one pill at a time since 1985 plan B has been your plan a, and it should be every plan for the day. Um, go plan B. And I did want to say, since we don't really have like a code or anything that you can use when you are

buying plan B, like maybe just the next time you're like hung over, um, at a CVS that you had to Uber to buying like a plan B and a sucky top Gatorade, you could just say, John Morgan Garrett sent me to register so that we know we're getting credit for these purchases. I like that. You know, just if you're not embarrassed about your purchase, you didn't go to the self checkout and try and sneak it through. I wonder if they have an affiliate program. Cause then we just, they could just drop a code. No FOMO at the door. An affiliate, but they have to have an affiliate. Yeah. Right. I'll check that out. Do they do do they do sponsors i'd guess no well we'll be the first one yeah i i think that has some serious legs it has to for the sake of our financial statements so yeah if you support us you know maybe just let it when you buy one just let them know

just start just start saying no fomo sent me yeah eventually they'll they'll they'll garner up enough word to uh we'll either get a sponsorship for that or in trouble yes yes either way no such thing as bad publicity yeah i mean start coming inside and buying plan b that outside that is That is. Yeah. So come on in to a CVS. I like that. Those are good. Those are good. More and more. You got to save money. We'll do one a week. Yeah. We'll do one a week. Well, speaking of horrific marketing plans. Yep. Do you want to segue us into the hot topic of the beer of the summer? The beer of the summer.

the hot topic of the beer of the summer. The beer of the summer. I will say, so obviously there was the Bud Light Fandango just that happened. That's not a word. Fandango Fiasco combo. Fiasco. Yeah.

I will say though at Stagecoach this year, that was the beer that sponsors it. It was so fun. Just drinking one 24 seven. Yeah. Everyone's slamming Bud lights let's get like say it's a bud light day you know you can't you couldn't take out bud light it's just not possible it's it's an american goddamn institution but it was a poor uh idea um they i don't think they knew

i just think that no i don't think they had any idea here's what's yeah here's here's what's going on is every company is trying to be with the times so they are hiring some more liberal marketing campaigns people who are trying to give them a good image in the public light on that front but they don't realize that 80 of the people that drink their shit are toothless fucking hicks and it was i thought i bought more bud light since i yeah i made a point too yeah there's no bad publicity dude that's i thought it was a great campaign um but there that did make us think of kind of what is some of the worse the other things i went deep here um but like this is not their only bad one not their only fumble they had a really bad one previously. The slogan was Bud Light

the best beer for removing no from your vocabulary for the night. Wow. When was that? I mean, I get the premise. Yeah. It's a fun premise. What they meant and how it was received I guess is the main lesson.

Yeah. Well, or yeah.'s it's so whoa what year was that do we have a year on it at least it doesn't say the best way to remove no from her vocabulary that's terrible if you remove it from your vocabulary that's you just don't know what they're saying you don't understand the words. I can't even think of a year that that works in. That's got to be like... It was a while ago. It looked from the picture I saw.

That would have to be like the 40s. Yeah, maybe even earlier. It might have to be before. That's got to be a newspaper headline. What am I saying? That would have to be before they were allowed to vote or something. Jesus fucking Christ. I'd like to be looking for their marketing people.

They've been out there searching. They've been workshopping some shit and haven't quite found it. Or not. Why do they even feel like they need to market at this point? Like if I go into a store,

like there's a 50-50 chance I'm getting shitty beer. It's based on what they have and how cheap it is. Yeah. Like it's not like, I'm not going to be like, they don't need brand recognition

at this point. Just fucking. Everyone knows about this. At this point, just no marketing seems like a better play for them. Well, I just want to know

if it's the marketing people or the like, is it ceo who signs off on this because he's got horrible taste no i don't think he doesn't have any foresight i mean i think it would be like the chief marketing officer who they fired so did they fire him yes yeah or she's on she got reassigned to a different position or something i don't think she got entirely fired she's not the cmo anymore yeah the worst the worst part of that wasn't actually like the campaign that they came out with it was her little when she was like being interviewed talking about how they're trying to change the change the stigma with the brand uh-huh and i was like what what was the stigma i don't really think there's a stigma just dudes drinking beer it's like i don't know you don't want that to be your stigma with your beer.

It's crazy how much they think in the inside perspective is just so distorted. It's like people, they actually think like people even like look into the corporation. Like it's a beer. It doesn't have an opinion. Just give me the fucking beer. Yeah.

Yeah. Has anyone been like purchasing beer and be like, who's the most? Yeah. Yeah. I wonder what the ceo's sexual orientation is like i don't like that fucking beer it's a beer if it's a good beer i'm gonna drink it and it's not but we still unless they're run by nazis i think we're good yeah yeah um

another one the pepsi kendall jenner one's up there that's what that's my favorite how'd that one go uh there was a race uh like war about to start yeah there's like it's like a big protest or something protest between the like the cops and like blm sort of deal and then it wasn't specifically branded yeah it wasn't but it was like it was like a riot protest whatever you want to call it and then the cops are on one side the people are on the other they're about to fight then kendall jenner walks up and gives the police officer a pepsi and then it's a party on the streets down their weapons and everyone's just gigging and everyone just vibes out with pepsi of a diet pepsi holy shit i mean duh yeah it's crazy to me that those drinks

are even still around pepsi yeah all of them mostly there's people that are like straight up addicted to those things that's fair they are kind of fire no i mean they're like yeah no like i know people who literally like don't drink coffee they'll drink like a pepsi in the morning that's no one of our age that's a lot that's a lot oh yeah men over 50 that are addicted to diet coke is a hundred percent why do they why is it always men because they used to put cocaine in them but no it's not that's not that recently that was in like the 20s. No, that was in like the 80s. No, it wasn't. Come on, fact check.

I wouldn't be surprised if that was in the 1800s. When was the last time there was cocaine and coke cola? I bet you it was like the 30s. It could have literally been the 1800s. It was not in the 80s. These are my favorite moments when Morg shows that he knows things he but he doesn't know a lot about him at all yes same with the essays well he'll say anything

with the confidence of him knowing 100 even when he knows actually zero what what year is it more it's recent yeah he's fast said 1915 1815 no way 1885 sue me was it actually yeah but yeah i mean so yeah they're still that's why the 50 year old men are addicted to that well no they heard that it used to and they're like maybe still and then you have it a couple times and then you're in maybe yes we'll go with yes uh this one was a good one because it was meant well, but the execution was poor. Well, that one was also meant well, it's supposed to be a nice message that,

you know, Pepsi brings peace. And so is the no from the vocabulary. It was meant to be like, Hey, just have some fun. That was a fun message. Not necessarily nice,

which is like something that a rapey guy would say. If someone was saying no, like, Hey, come on, just have some fun. Just have some fun. Don't say no.

Let's have some fun. Have a Bud Light. One more drink and we'll reevaluate. That's the ad to just a guy in a bar talking to a girl yeah it's a girl saying no and he's like the slogan just comes up erase no from your that's fucking good that would be actually good see this is what this is what we were we need we need to make like a fucking tiktok where we just do like remake some of these ads with those slogans or like come up with our own horrible ones that'd be so awesome that'd be good this one though was

i think really did have a nice message but they just fumbled it on execution so burger king um on international women's day, women belong in the kitchen. This was recent. As a standalone tweet, yes. I remember this. As a standalone fucker? Which was meant to drive people to go look at the next tweets that followed, which were,

if they want to, of course, yet only 20% of chefs are women. So they started a thing within their company to increase the ability of their employees to be able to go to culinary school, their women employees, which is a nice thing. But the original tweet was the thing that most people saw. And I'm actually looking at it. So this one that women belong in the kitchen one had, um, 50,000 comments, 275 retweets and 515,000 likes and then the next ones

after them only got 2.5k because no one even saw them because they were just outraged. I feel like that's still a win though. You get that click thing? For the exposure. Yeah. And I mean you gotta think with Burger King, that is probably one of the worst ones but they've had the best run

recently of anyone ever. That's one of the bigger comebacks I think. Yeah. had it of recent really you tried it because of the commercials no not because the women is no i had a fucking i had burger king recently that's not bad okay you what did you get why didn't you tell us about that earlier um dropping nuke on us what did i get fucking charbroil a plain fucking charburger yeah something like that and it was like 40 or something ridiculous something like that. And it was like $40 or something ridiculous. They're just so expensive. Burger King is expensive?

Yes, it is. They have like a two for five. It's literally the same price range as McDonald's. You guys never embellished a story before? You guys never lied on the show? I love them. Their comeback was incredible. That's what Super Bowl. We may be on that arc for Bud them. I love them. Oh, good shit. Their comeback was incredible. That's what,

we may be on that arc for Bud Light. Buy Bud Light stock. Yeah. I mean, it couldn't get any lower. Would it go down like 40% or something?

It lost like $6 billion. Gotta go down to go up. You gotta get on the ground to jump. Yeah. This was a good one, I thought. So Dove was trying to

increase awareness for different body shapes. So they came out with weird shaped bottles, but there were some that were just like a fat bottle. When did they do this? This was, what was it, 2012, I think it said. Wow. So yeah, they had like a big fat bottle,

and then girls were saying like, it's kind of fucked up that I have to buy a fat bottle when I'm buying Dove. Like fat people were like, this doesn't make me feel better buying a fat bottle. And then girls were saying like, it's kind of fucked up that I have to buy a fat bottle when I'm buying. Like fat people were like, this doesn't make me feel better buying a fat bottle. I'm noticing that I'm fat in the things that I'm buying. What if you could only buy the one that was like your body type too?

No, that was part of it, yeah. Mine wouldn't have very much fucking soap in it. That sucks. Yeah, but you don't need very much either. You get ripped off. You have less surface area. That's true. So it was equal.

This was probably the worst one I saw and i saved it for less um so after the boston marathon bombing oh no uh dita sponsored the next one and they sent out a tweet that said congrats you survived the boston marathon the fuck off no they did not and it was it was meant to be like, Hey, this is hard. You survived it. Like congrats. But there's no way. Yeah. Like it had no context of the previous one. No, no. It just said, congrats.

You survived the Boston marathon. Like obviously it was like an email thing that was sent to people. It's like a big accomplishment. Yeah. But that's fucking gnarly. Yeah. That's just, that's just, how did you not, you used the word survive, like that guy knew.

Something, yeah, someone was trying to like literally bring that company to its knees. Get fucked. The CMO's like, I'm shorting the stock and I'm tweeting this shit tomorrow. The CEO bought fucking 300 million shares

of a short position on that dude holy shit so i mean the bud light in the grand scheme of things the fact that i have two on here though yeah that's that's pretty gnarly and what was that i saw another one recently of like it was like just so pro america bud light like they flipped the script really hard yeah i think it was a Super Bowl one or something no they're just completely lost yeah they they don't seem to be really with it

no but I'm buying it and I'm drinking it with my boys 100% crushing it it goes down smoother makes you feel a little bit looser no it is not alright well that I think i'll wrap up this uh we'll call it season two season two motherfucker intro um yeah

this guy's just enthusiasm in a bowl isn't it the charisma king i think that'll do it and yep all right motherfuckers that was it we're gonna take another six month break after that yeah see you guys next time