NO FOMO - 61. We Blew It

Episode Date: October 7, 2023

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 61, part B of the NoFoMo podcast. Morgan, with love to death, bless his heart. He's a sweet kid. Yeah. But, holy fuck. It's just, the most OCD person you could ever imagine being the one to fumble the bag is honestly just poetry. It wasn't exactly my fault um explain that to us um are you now you're not even talking into the microphone like you just

don't want to be heard no this we're cool with that this guy's right here okay yeah this is i forgot that's more of a yeah wide wide pickup well before we get too deep into this we have a very special guest with us here today senator austin gale from massachusetts representing the 43rd district independent independent the district of mass yeah um audience engagement master master master the spotify yeah yeah the spotify yeah uh childhood best friend of of morgan and john, who I've been blessed to become. Adolescent best friend with you? Over the years, yeah.

Adolescent? Maybe not adolescent. It's been about a decade. Drinking age best friend? Yeah. There you go. Well, I was 17. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That works. Drinking age. That somehow sounds worse than just like my friend. Yeah, yeah. So if Dale would have made worse life choices, he would have been the fourth on the podcast. That's the best way to end it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So he wasn't podcast. That's the best way to. Yeah. Yeah.

So he wasn't successful. He's smart. We put our podcast on Spotify. He works there. He runs the ship. The entire thing. The entire. No, he owns Spotify.

Yes. Is that technically you own? I'm sure. Part owner. Part owner. Yeah. Do you know the actual percentage? I have no idea what the percentage.

I can't tell you on this pod. It's equated. Daniel Lack won't let me the percentage is. I can't tell you on this pod. Daniel Ack won't let me tell you that. I watched a pod with Daniel Ack the other day. Cool cat. He's a good dude. I'm a huge fan. I like him. That's the Swedish guy, right? He's got a cool story. A little other pieces of information

down horrendous today. Not doing well. That kind of led me to a thought that I wanted to start us off with today. Do you think anyone's hungover or drunkenly sat on the toilet with the lid down and just paddied out? Yes. I know someone personally that's done that. Can I ask a question?

What's paddied out? So imagine that you're sitting down on the ground and you drop one. And it just flattens. And it just flattens. Oh. Because you're sitting on on the ground and you drop one and it just flattens because oh because you're sitting on the lid as an adult yeah no i don't think so um because i sat down on it this morning with your bare ass yeah of shitting yeah and i was like oh that that's consistent you almost padded out like yeah if i was a little more hungover or still drunk i could have easily just you sat down on the lid yeah in fifth grade when the fuck who puts the lid down in our house is that you it's

gotta be amazing that's such a gear i mean we're the only two that use the bathroom and i'm a curtis gentleman so yeah i put the fucking lid down in the fifth grade my teacher said that in order to use the restroom you had to use these fake currency these like parsons dollars his last name was parsons and i was a collector his own currency invented his own currency and to go to the bathroom he had to spend 25 parson dollars he was like as a fucking fifth grader 25 25 fucking parson dollars and at the end of the month you could use those parson dollars for like skittles and whatever the fuck and i'm holding i was holding the line and i padded out i see dude i padded out my seat saved that 25 pocketed it saved it and then when i got home literally had to just just ruin the

underwear and then you're hot case hold on yeah yeah yeah little little piece of information for me on this you said when you got home how long of the day were you just at least another two hours just padded full wait like loaded literally you didn't rectify the situation until you got home i couldn't i couldn't it would have cost me another 25 to go unpatty that's true if you shit yourself there's no discount where it's like hey i actually shit my fucking pants dude you think i'm raising my hand for that i didn't know the fucking exchange rate i didn't know if i already paddied out is it half off i didn't understand really you're telling me in the middle of social studies you know it's fifth grade it was fifth grade so you only have

one teacher you only have one teacher there's been two recesses i've already guess where i spent recess not in the fucking bathroom i'm out here making plays flag football captain no you're calculating your fucking whatever point exactly i'm trying to get skittles at the end of the month and you know if i have to shit myself to keep the dollars i will it's honestly my skills in fifth grade it's perseverance and i did that twice one patty and one urine look at you now i literally pissed myself to save another 25 i think that specific moment led to where you're and it made it's honestly it's a it's a grit piece of my life story it's a it's resilience it tells a lot i feel like our listeners like get you entirely yes yes yes yeah i i like uh two parts of this first part uh we didn't learn

yeah it happened twice yeah yeah yeah there's not a learning thing i fucking you would do it again i do it again you know here's the other part the learning piece of it was it was intentional use the restroom at recess but who does that i'm not a square yeah i have to go make plays i have to go make plays i'm playing tag in the tan bark i'm making plays the other part and i'm sorry i judged you on like oh you waited to take care of it if you did shit your pants i'm trying to save your parsons own it you're not gonna use them after that oh yeah i shit myself for this i'm not wasting them now i've never seen any worse that's a burning money that's just burning money personally never might as well buy a flatter nft you know it was the flattest turn it did not was create levels

fall out of your pants as you walk because it was so flat well he's just sitting the whip it dried up it's like glued to your ass yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah wait real quick no i still have some on there. Like, it's just Kate. I don't doubt that. Does anyone have his seatmate's, like, cell phone? We can just call him up. Ask him about that.

I hope not. Hopefully something quieter. Oh, no, yeah. Him, he paddied out. Yeah, yeah, I know him. How did you not clear the entire classroom? No one was like, it smells like so much of this shit in here. I honestly didn't smell great to start with, so there's not a lot there.

I actually, I don't know. What a moment. I can see you looking like you didn't smell good to start with. So there's not a lot there. I actually, I don't know. I can see you looking like you didn't smell good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I shit myself and no one said it smelled worse, that would be an eye-opening moment. What if someone hit you with like a, oh, wow. I couldn't use guidance. I like that new deodorant you're using. If no one was like, whoa.

It's like, wow, it's like, wow, it smells like always before I forget, we're starting a new thing. Um, this is the inaugural thumbs up. Wow. Way to get through that inaugural thumbs up of the week.

Uh, this week's goes to Morgan for fucking up last night. Define inaugural. I'll take it. I know you're pronouncing the whole, this is the first time that we're doing this. Uh, thumbs up of the week is going to go out to the person who fucked up the most during that week morgan for ruining last night's episode of the podcast yeah dude you're sick bro i don't take this revered amongst your peers it's supposed to be everyone loves you dude can you give us a little speech can i give you a little speech

yeah um in efforts to try to ease the minds of my good friends. You're done. Cut him. What the fuck? We're more colleagues. Cut him. Someone start playing the music. We're good. I accept this reward. Yeah.

Well, congratulations. You can't put Morg on the spot like that. If he needs a speech, he's got to prep it. So we are... No, I had that. Whoever holds it gets to pick the next one next week. Okay, I can do that. But it's got to be agreed upon. After this weekend, I bet it's going to be easy mode.

You get to pick what we have to allow it. You get to nominate who you think it is, and it's got to be agreed upon. Votes on the pod. Yeah, there's going to be at least one patty this weekend for sure. I might shit my pants right here. I'm already pattied. I'm pre-pattied. This couch is a little too giving for me to really fully patty out.

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now back to the show back to the fucking show welcome back to the no FOMO okay we're live with Austin Gale what is the and i don't want each person to come up with their own rushmore i would like a collective rushmore so that's four you're looking at it of drinking games drinking games rush so we all get to pick one no no we have to all decide what the four best drinking i feel like there's only four good ones in general yeah we got beer dive beer pong rage cage rage cage that's on there and flip cup right flip cup's not on there i think okay then go ahead and bring up a different yeah i think flip cups on there what do you guys say it's not on there without recommending i think

i think beer pong is one one that's the top pick it's no that's a classic beer dice the best game okay but you're talking about you don't have to rank them one how are we measuring six how are we measuring success how are we measuring wins it's the most amount of most fun are we most charismatic response to me beard eye is the most fun game but it doesn't involve women preferably none of these yeah and i disagree with that i disagree with i disagree i think flip cup is a fantastic game that's the game that you have to play that is good when there are girls. If there aren't girls. But you still don't want them on your team.

But if there aren't women there, you're playing beer die or beer pong. Yeah. Every time. If I'm with the boys, it's beer die all day. What about baseball? I think baseball is a great game when you have a lot of dudes. A hot amount of dudes. Hot or beer frizz.

No, no. Hot amount, hot dudes. Yeah. What about beer frizz, too? No, that's bottom tier. You're off your rock i'm just i'm just i do agree we're talking about inclusion no rage rage case i think is the best game is king's cup even in the conversation i'm asking i'm asking i'm asking no fuck it's played a lot it's played a lot it's fun what would you say the most popular how many people are on mount Rushmore? It's Donald Trump.

They just took Joe Biden off again. Biden's on there twice, I thought. This is according to drinkinggamezone.com. Hot domain. I don't want any outside influence on my... I'm just saying. No, shut it down. This is our personal Mount Rushmore. Shut it down.

I know it's your personal Mount Rushmore, but the fucking Mount Rushmore that actually exists is not a personal Mount Rushmore. Shut it down. Shut it down. I know it's your personal Mount Rushmore, but you also have- Untouchables, V&I. The fucking Mount Rushmore that actually exists is not a personal Mount Rushmore of the top presidents. There was a collective opinion. Well, but you're asking us to debate it, and we're debating vehemently on our behalf. But you can't just shut down outside information.

Yeah, we can't. It's this group that's choosing. This is our group's Mount Rushmore. No. I don't want it. What did you say the fucking website was called? DrinkingGameZone.com. Fuck that, dude.

It's practically the New York Times. Yeah, DrinkingGameZone.com. I, dude. It's practically the New York Times. Yeah, drinkinggamezone.com. I got it, I got it, I got it. I just think, give me a reason why King's Cup is out.

Because there's better games. I fucking hate it. No, it's a good game. There's better games. There's four better ones. Jay said he personally hates it. That helps us out a lot.

It's not top four. How does that, are you asking my opinion or not? I'm asking our opinion. Okay, so mine doesn't count? No. He doesn't like your fucking opinion. He doesn't like your opinion.

You can't say the second most popular game is out. It sounds like you have your own personal one. Yeah, why don't you tell us? I'm not forcing shit. What would you like to know, Nick? I'm fucking livid. I want an actual reason why King's Cup is out outside of Jade doesn't like it. There's two better games.

There's four better games. No, no. Okay, let's go. We mentioned them. Beer Die and Beer P pong are untouchable yes i agree okay rage gauge flip are better than king's cup or i don't think flip the only thing i would replace flip cup with is baseball when's the last time you even played king's cup and the person fucking drank the thing at the end i don't like king's cup i think i think we have it no i

think as a game king's cup should include zero card it's top 10 it's top 10 it's not top okay i can't even name eight dude exactly i think that beer pong beer cheers to the governor there are a lot of people who have not the governor's if you leave california there are a lot of people who don't play beer dive because you have that's why we never leave california okay is this a better question which drinking game is the best one for getting drunk or the top four for getting no it's just the best four no no the most fun the most vibes you can make any of them good for getting drunk cheers to the governor any anyone i like cheers but i think it's lame personally i think it's how does that one work again uh i'll tell you that i like it but i

really do one through 21 and then every time you get to 21, you create a new rule for everyone. And everyone creates the same rules. Oh, that's fucking hard. It's a fucking good one. That's hard. It's a fucking good one. And everyone creates the same rules every time. If you want to talk about getting girls involved, you want to talk about getting girls involved.

No, the best game that gets women involved is Flip Cup, period. That's not even a fucking debate. I mean, I think there's definitely a debate. No. What game is better? They'll play any of them. That's true. You get to decide what they play.

Besides Beard Eye. You're calling the game. Beard Eye is the only male specific one. I think Flip Cup is the most fun to play with a group of people. Okay, here we go. Gale, instead of asking the question, why don't you just tell us your Mount Rushmore? All right, all right. You have an idea here.

Your Mount Rushmore. Your Mount Rushmore. I think it's Beer Pong 1. Beer Pong 1. Hate it. Flip Cup 2. Beard Eye 3, purely because it's only pong one. Beer pong one, flip cup two. Beer die three, purely because it's only a dude's game. Well, Mount Rushmore isn't in order of best. You're only ever playing beer die with dudes.

That moves that up. For me. Mount Rushmore isn't in order of best or worst. It's also just four. Yeah. But what do you got it for? You didn't even put another one, you idiot. So I went, where did I go?

Beer pong, flip cup. Next question. Beer die. force do you didn't even put another one you idiot so I went with a next question here die okay I'm with this so far say something dumbest my heart he had some dumb shit something stupid as fuck so we can flame your I go rage cage for that was my fucking sentence you might be right. Next question. That's on me. That's on me. That's on me. That's on me.

So wait, what's up? No, I disagree. Morgan said beer frizz. Yeah, Morgan, can we talk about more beer? I was throwing out additional games. He's just trying to make sure I was based on it. I guess I'm just grappling with the reality that it's so fair and so accurate that no card game is in it. Like, no card game is in it.

And I always think with drinking games, it's cards. Because I think it's card games and then there's card games. No, no, no, no. The reasoning I disagree with is because King's cup has the design to be really fun,

but everybody fucks it up. So it's not fun. It also is so repetitive. Like everyone comes with the same rules and it ends almost being like, well, like there's great cart, like up there or down the river. I like higher,

low fire. Those are all fun. Yeah. You were tails, but I like, I like the, I like beaver tails a lot. I like the physical activity of those other games way more.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, ball and cup-based games are more fun. There's also different situations where you bring up King's Cup. If everyone was, like, chill and, like, one beer in, you'd bring up King's Cup. If you're sitting around a coffee table. Here's another fundamental issue I think we're having here. Go ahead. You enjoy playing these games with women.

I don't understand. That's like a... Yeah, that threw me for a loop. What's wrong with that? In no scenario is there... You give me a full day of beer die with just my boys or...

Alright, alright, alright. I got another one. Or 1v1 King's Cup with my girlfriend. I do think 1v1 King's Cup hits. 1v1 King's Cup? If you were committed as fuck,

1v1 King's Cup would be very good cause the loser would just pass the fuck out the thing about card games is they're they're a little more complex

to where people get so fucked up that it just loses speed your problem I could be blacked out I'm two and a half years in explaining a card game and fucking livid I think

I think here's the thing the ball based games are more fun when you're drunker cause the card based games are way harder yeah they're not harder I also think they're like lower tier there's always someone who doesn't get the rules there's always someone who's done it The ball-based games are more fun when you're drunker. Because the card-based games are way harder. Yeah.

They're not harder. I also think they're like lower tier. There's always someone who doesn't get the rules. There's always someone who's done it. It's like, here you go. How about throw a ball at a cup? Throw a ball at a cup. What should we play tonight? All of them.

Besides King's Cup. All right. I have another one. Okay. It was build your perfect pregame. The categories are alcohol, music, it could be be artists or genre or specific song if you want to go on repeat and then activity one centralized activity okay and then there is a miscellaneous that could be a wild card yeah a wild card anything you want awesome gail's there it's me

on there jay kick us off build your perfect i'm sorry you pick an alcohol okay that's the only alcohol that's there wait can we throw in a wild card ratio no you can't no that's fun no ideal ratio you know everyone's picking the same one what 10 to 1 10 to 1 anyway alcohol is a category music's category 10 dudes and one guy's girlfriend you can take the music category anywhere you want off or on no you can take anything you want let's argument this one again okay argument again i want to argument so it's alcohol let's start with alcohol who says it like that let's argument this that's not a fucking that's an arguer yeah let's argue about that you're talking about this you're dead to us all right alcohol death music activity miscellaneous let's start with alcohol sailor

jerry it's obviously got to be a beer just pre-game dude pre-game exactly what i'm saying no it has to be a mystery thing. No, everyone gets to be talking. Are we collectively doing this or can we make our own? It's like a jungle juice. He just said argument it. Okay, let's all come to- Here we go. We'll all have suggestions. Let's come to a- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Best pre-game ever. It's a jungle juice that you have no fucking clue. And the guy loaded it. And it tastes super good. You can't taste the booze at all. Everybody's getting fucking thrilled. That sold me. When you first said jungle juice i was like no but then yes because if it's all beers everyone's everyone's got their fucking build your perfect jungle it doesn't matter it's i'm asking you hawaiian punch the less i know the better molly two orange teslas does that work does molly and jungle juice work

you can't do that that's for another episode good ask. I'm asking. Good ask. No, Molly, for Gail's sake, is a person. She's in the bucket. I don't know if that's worse than the drug. Molly's sweating into the bucket. High citrus,

high sugar, and so much booze. Yes. I'm talking ratio. It's two bottles of whatever sort of juice to one handle. I'm gaining on this jungle juice idea because I do think it's important that you're all on the same shit.

It's fun. Because if you're like Miller Lite, it's like there's going to be people who don't like Miller Lite. Well, yeah. Every single girl there. No one's picking up a fucking Miller Lite. But I'm just saying, like, you do like, I do think a perfect pregame, everyone's on the same speed. Now, you can never get anyone drinking the same volume. But, like, when they're drinking the same things, it's a good time.

I think Jungle Juice is a great call. You put some Sour Patch Kids in there? Yeah, that motherfucker who makes, the guy who makes the ones in the drop. Star Jungle juice is good. When they're drinking the same things, it's a good time. I think jungle juice is a great call. You put some Sour Patch Kids in there? Yeah, that motherfucker who makes, the guy who makes the ones in the jar Starburst at the bottom.

Yeah, Starburst at the bottom. And everybody's like, there's like no alcohol in this. It tastes like there's no alcohol in this. There's no alcohol in it. Ash is literally holding her friend's hair

and yacking. It's one of those things where you're just like, oh, it just tastes so good that you're just drinking it. It's like a twisted tea. So I think we can move past alcohol.

I think it's a good Jungle Juice Morse Craft. That's we can move past alcohol. I think it's a good jungle juice. Morse craft. That's a great pregame. I think it's great. Music. And it's fun. You get it out of like a big Gatorade container. Could be a Spotify playlist here.

Could be on or off. Could be a specific person. Could be a specific genre. If any one of you fuckers says music off, I'll be pissed. Perfect pregame silent. Okay. I'm saying either karaoke or throwback. No, pregame, pregame.

Take it back. 2000s hip-hop. 2000s hip-hop. You hit on alcohol. You're off the team. We're talking 50 Cent. We're talking Tayo Cruz. We're talking Flo Rida.

Yeah, so like that. We're talking Florida. Yeah, Florida. Is that a certain playlist? I don't think you can... 2000s hip-hop. You can type in 2000s hip-hop on spotify it'll never fucking let me check but there's a drake track in there there's a little bit a little bit of little wayne conya graduation yeah graduation i want to see you work out for me oh jay cole you gotta get that yeah it's just going on i say

2000s undisputed throwbacks yeah i love my 2000s hip-hop. There could be a sneaky sugar we're going down. You know what I mean? It's not hip-hop exclusive, but 2000s throwbacks. I love my 2000s hip-hop. That's what we're playing tonight. That's the one, yeah. I feel like the roles have reversed, right? It used to be like, oh, like

house music hype-up pregame. Now that's like the afters. The pregame, you want to get everyone involved. We're sippingpping jungle juice it's a community what's that song you guys got out after party i like it i like it that one goes different uh activity tough tough category here tough category here um activity there's a paraphernalia aspect to this that i think we should subside weed is out we'll skip that let's skip the paraphernalia and assume it's there no yeah the activity doesn't mean what drugs are going on. I think

to go off of the jungle juice thing, you do like a, not a keg race, obviously, but like a jug race. No, it's Rage Cage outside. I think it's Rage Cage. I think Rage Cage is a great call. I think Rage Cage always gets everybody involved. What do you think is the max number of people you're going to have in a Rage Cage game? 12? 20? Yeah, we've done 20.

That's a table. That's a 10-foot long table. Yeah, that's fair. 20's the max number of people you're going to have in a Rage Cage game. 12? 20? Yeah, we've done 20. That's a table. That's a 10-foot long table. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. 20 is the max. Okay, what's the perfect? See, Rage Cage. You weren't even going to put it in the top four.

Fuck you. So do you know what they call Rage Cage? Shut up, away. Okay. Do you know what they call Rage Cage in the Midwest? Gatcha Ball? They call it Boom. That's kind of funny.

Boom? Yeah. Boom, motherfucker. When you stack them, you say Boom. Yeah, that's good. That's electric. When I first played, I was like, what the fuck is boom? And I was like, oh, this is red cage.

I'm going to cook. Bang. Some people call it bang. Yeah. In college, I always thought it'd be fucking sick to do a cuffs and handles at the door. So like six people. Or what? But I mean, this changes the whole drinking thing.

I think that would be awesome. Wait, I thought cuffs and handles. No, that sounds horrible. Six people on a handle. Oh, I mean mean we could just do that without being handcuffed but it's so much different when you have like the camaraderie handcuff is key if i was handcuffed to six people that would be fucking unreal that's the activity of the pregame yeah that's a lot i like to i love idea of like let's just drink as much as we fucking can at this pregame but like nine times out of 10,

it turns out to people just like absolutely deleted at the actual game. Well, I think the pregame needs to be like, let's hit eight out of 10. Let's hit eight. We can touch it, but we don't have to fly to the sun. No,

we have to touch the sun. No, shut the fuck up. You're wrong. You're so wrong. We're like basing this off of like a college pregame. Like where you go somewhere. I'm basing it off any pregame.

I don't want to touch the sun at the pregame. You're at Vegas for your guy's 30th birthday. Oh, Vegas. Okay, now we're talking about the sun. I want to be on a sword with my dog.

I want to spike the sun down. You're right. You're wrong. Oh, I want to get like sorted out. I said 8 out of 10. Wrong. Remember any best night

you've ever had. I want such a light buzz that I sober up in the Uber on the way to where we're at. Okay, but we're on activity. That's what we're doing. Give him the thumb. I think Rage Cage is right.

Give him the fucking thumb. I think Rage Cage is right. Give him the fucking thumb. I think Rage Cage is right. Give him the thumb. Rage Cage is good. No, I can't. I do like the camaraderie thing. Talk to me. You know what was fun?

One of our friends pre-game is when we took the mushrooms and we were doing the camp games. Okay, that wasn't even a pre-game. That was just us chilling. Is that not a pre-game? That was the game. That weirdly makes it way worse.

That was a fun activity. Would you guys make s'mores and drink Sailor Jerry? No, it was when we were doing the camp, like the fucking... I'm going on a trip. Oh, that was lit at my house. That was fun. That wasn't a pregame. We were blacked out. It was like 4 o'clock in the morning.

We were shroomed out at like 4, yeah. That was 8 at night, dude. That was 8pm is when we started. And then we ended we ended up going we're like I don't want to go well I mean, yeah, we just took shrooms decided we're not going. Yeah, I think I was like a Tuesday night Yeah, it was like we should just do something but we wanted to be chill and then the camp games like we have a chill Night, let's take mushrooms and then accidentally buy like 300 twisted teas But I think where I was good with that Don't care an actual activity where you're everyone's

Involved involved. Yeah, it's about community pregames are about community. I agree Yeah, the best pregames are everyone's in the main events about hunting if there's like a sporadic like clicky pregame. It's out Yeah, that's why I think of pregames need to be very I also think that I'm gonna say something Okay, there needs to be a mentality when you show up to a fucking pregame Okay something there needs to be a mentality when you show up to a fucking pregame okay or any party pregame and you got invited to someone else's pregame show up with your fucking rate of rock like if i don't ask you to bring the energy bring energy bring the energy no if i'm throwing a house like the worst thing you can do in a pregame is like i'm good whether that's taking a sip of the

jingle juice jingle juice jungle juice or playing the fucking rage cage game how many times eggnog the amount of times i've run into somebody who's like, yeah, I don't want to play. It's like, why'd you show up? No, the correct response is get the fuck out. It's a privilege. Then at least fetch the balls or something. Fuck off. Yeah, I mean, be a part of it.

Be a part of it. It's my house. I have a thing. Next big fucking house party thing, there's like a requirement. This is why I came back to the cuts and handles. There's like a requirement. Show up why I came back There's like a requirement show up blacked out We're doing be like you have to be a part of this for you to be pretty my back in pregame that could be Aces at the door could be the miscellaneous. That's what I'm talking about You have a BACs on the exit to if you're not a double the legal limit leading. Yeah, fuck it. Go back inside Is that illegal go back inside? Absolutely?

limit leaving yeah fucking go back inside is that illegal go back inside absolutely you have forcing someone to be kidnapping someone until they're just i'm not forcing you to be drunk i'm saying you can't come in if you're not no you can't okay no we're saying you can't leave unless you're double the legal way no that's illegal that's entrapment that's entrapment that is kidnapping especially if they're i think that's more it's a lot of things that's a kid now it wouldn't sell well with the under 12. Okay, let me pitch this invention for you. I don't think we were ever selling you that crowd. Well, we're selling different products, I guess. Let me pitch this invention for you.

You know how they have like the Orange Theory gyms and shit where everyone wears a wristband and it tracks your heart rate and it puts it up there? They do that? Yeah, so it like tracks your heart rate, how hard you're working, and it puts it up on a leaderboard and you're all competing with it.

Anybody ever die in one of those? What if you had a leaderboard of BAC that would be no that's That's a fucking rebel that's illegal you got that You got that up on the screen. You just see some Shotguns and you just see no no I Everyone wears a Bane mask and it's just fucking your BAC Because you could pitch it as oh, we're just trying to make sure no one's going too far. Okay. But realistically, we're trying to.

It's in my house. No one's like. The house is great. You're talking about opening like a bar where we do this. Oh, yeah. There's a sports bar. This is half-assed TikTok research. I saw it on a scroll, so bear with me.

I believe it. But it was not in the United States, and there was an iPad, and you could challenge people to different games on the iPad, and if you lost, you paid for the other person's table. I do think that's the extent you can go, because if you get to a point where BACs, who's for Blacked Out, I just don't know if you'll ever be able to do it publicly. I'm just saying if it's a house party pregame. Yeah, the house party.

I'm not trying to start a business where you come in and it's up there. I thought you were reaching for the moon here. No, I was just saying, like, not in, like, an establishment that that's, like, the center of attention, right? But what about a private event company where you just throw up, like, a fucking projector and, like, you'll be in the backyard slugging and you do it in a private setting? A safe setting. It's the name of the place. I'm just saying if you could order on Amazon, like, 12 wristbands that, like, check your BAC.

Yeah, they're just going to's your bloodline the whole time. Yeah, it just fucking hits in there. And then you Bluetooth that shit to the screen. And then everyone's up there. You just fucking see me slam four shots and move from last to first in five seconds. Just for the goat. Fourth quarter comeback. We're only on part three of this, right?

Dinner Mount Rushmore. We're going to go one by one. I said miscellaneous. I thought we aligned uh miscellaneous 10 to 1 ratio guys girls no other way 10 dudes and one guy's girlfriend miscellaneous and it has to be like real you can't be like unlimited beers uh no no cell phone service get the fuck out okay okay okay airplane mode you don't think that's fucking, that's a good pregame. Your cell phone doesn't work? No one's on their fucking phone?

You know how much anxiety I was hearing? Your cell phone's fucked? That's a good pregame. You're inconvenienced. If you want zero, you want zero girls to come, yeah. No, they don't know until they get there and it's lit. Obviously. Now that's rapey.

That's so rapey. That was the whole thing with the jungle juice. Yeah. He's like, oh yeah, there's no alcohol. No one knows what's in it. Or he's like, my dream is I can get them drunk without them even knowing. No, my dream is everyone's getting fucked up. All right, we're going to move on.

I don't know what miscellaneous... No cell phone service rips. Miscellaneous good snacks. Good snacks is fine. Good snacks is fine. Some finger foods, yeah. I think that the other... Grapes, carrots, ranch.

You need... All trash. The thing we were getting at that was a larger conversation with the BAC thing chicken did we get into the legality of it is that you want everyone on the same speed at the beginning that's why it's a jungle juice that's why we talked about the bacs a miscellaneous that keeps everyone on the same speed like here's a miscellaneous everyone's on vacation can't control it every time no one's got work the next day yeah no one's got work the next day that's the best pregame when people are like oh i'm here to delete that's a good time you're snowed in games the worst pregames is when there's inconsistent chasing you're snowed in yeah yeah snowed in snowed in is perfect late tahoe and it's friday

no it's thursday people are ready people are ripping i've got a fun miscellaneous you're on fc9 yeah okay okay i don't know it's a deserted island it sounds fun yeah now it's fun okay there you go not not in what day of the week is not during his reign with cell service or without no cell service it's not during his reign they had they had good jungle juice there not during his reign it's called island juice over there island juice yes epi juice epi juice you don't want to get an epi pen though trust me uh next question the other question i had if you guys want me to continue to cook uh i didn't i wanted to do a dinner mount rushmore where each individual person chooses four people that they'd want at this like

ideal dinner for people ideally oh dinner around we lately brushed everyone dinner round rush down around rush first for me and then jay we're gonna go draft here we all pick one yeah we all like that we all pick one but no you're picking your individual so we're gonna go four rounds here's four four rounds four rounds your ideal dinner first one for me is gonna be my dad just so he shows up that one time You know, I think that got dark on the first round. You know how bad you know how bad I want to say Everyone picks their dad the pot Okay, I'll move off my dad I'll move move off my dad. As he has me, he doesn't deserve it. Everyone's just on pick two. Okay, everyone just picks their dad.

Everyone's pick two, round two. So it's dinner with your dad, three other picks. I'm back up? Yeah, go ahead. You can start off. That's a good question, honestly. And you can't pick dead. This isn't a fairy tale, okay?

Like, we're picking alive people. You have to pick alive people. You have to pick alive people. I think so. It's my dream. Okay, we'll pick live or dead. Yeah. So we have a pick live or dead. Yeah Um, so we have a pick a dinner that nobody realistically would ever go to

Yeah, I can't Oh, you gave me to go? I'm your question you put any groundwork into that was like I made the doc This is your not bad lead off different. I'll go that was a weird way to say that to you Gillis is mine shake Gillis isn't there hundred percent. Well, that's my Take my topic. Yeah Shane Gillis. I actually have a better topic good Everyone's fucking top four? Okay, you took my top pick? Yeah, Shane Gillis. Oh, I actually have a better top pick.

Good. Probably not, because I took it. I think you have to just over-index on dead people. If they're in, they're in. That's a lot of people. Beetlejuice. That's good. You're the worst person here.

Beetlejuice, the black guy. The black... Not the fucking... That's actually so fair. Beetlejuice. The one from Howard Stern. Only if Howard Stern... No, not Howard Stern.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Does Howard Stern come with him just to roast his ass the whole time? He's on call. He's on the phone? He gets another pick. I need to think of stories here.

Who's got good stories? Dave Chappelle. Yeah, I think Chappelle is a good one. I think you're going to think of Chappelle's up there. Chappelle has to be up there. Wait, let's do like

four round robins instead of all four, you know? That'd be better. What does that even mean? Because we all just did one, right? I missed mine. It'd be fun if we just did four random ones and then just combine it see which one's the best let's just keep doing more yeah you're

what the fuck are you talking about you know he's not coming to dinner i'm gonna not more give me a hundred picks here we go anyone but more pick your top one thousand this this might be frowned upon it It's going to be. I'm going to go with TV 12. Goat. Could be the goat forever. That's fair. I mean, I think he's got stories.

He kissed his son. There's a lot of things he's done. I have questions for him. Are you trying to wine and dine him? Maybe. If my dad's there too, he's going to roast his ass. Now, do I?

He's cool. Yeah, yeah. If my dad's roasting TV 12, Your dad's not there. We've been over this. No, I'm not. I asked him to show up. Who gets, it's four invites. Maybe a FaceTime at best. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If my dad's roasting TB12, I guess. Your dad's not there. We've been over there. No, I'm not. I asked him to show up. Who gets, it's four invites.

Maybe a FaceTime at best. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do I absolutely swindle you here and take Tom Brady's kid? No. Tom Brady's son. You're not getting a word in if his son's there. He's laser locked. Do I invite him to the dinner just so that we get to see that?

It's Tom Brady's son, though specifically the one Tom Brady kissed. It's his crib. It's Tom Brady's son, though specifically the one Tom Brady kissed. It's his crib. There's a pass element to this, too. Are you guys not thinking of it until it gets to you? Because what is going on here? No, I'm just trying to think of what I'm trying to think of. That's very abusive.

I'm not even going to have the dinner. Be quiet. I'd go Makana hizzle. That's fair. Dude, Makana is a good pick. I think he's got some stories I also think

he's got a high usage rate though 40% of that dinner is that guy churning and burning but he's he's just like he's holding court

you're gonna be razzed up the whole time he's holding court I mean I need my daddy like if you pick like Einstein or something and he starts telling a story you're like

I don't really give a fuck McCona-hay would just be telling you about some Einstein is the worst dinner pick he's not even my top 50 good McCona-hay?

no I said Einstein you said McCona-hay no I was saying you my top 50. Good. McConaughey? No, I said Einstein. You said McConaughey. No, I was saying... You said McCinstein. McConestine. Okay. I'll go with D. I'll go with big D.

What is that? Trump. That's good. That's a good pick. That's actually fire. That's a good pick. I would... If I could go back...

I got Trump and Beetlejuice. So I got my dad and TV12 there right now. It's a good group. It's a good group. But you have one FDC. Trump and Beetlejuice. I got to really fill this out someone's gonna speak the combos between those that would be immaculate okay are you thinking of them until they

get to you or what dude you guys what you're up I didn't even know I was I didn't know I was up. A lot of pressure. Yeah, wow. You're a fucking idiot. I'm sorry. That one threw me off. What threw you off? My heart rate just got wiped.

I don't know what to tell you. I'm going. It's going to be bad. This is terrible. I'm so sorry. I have my next one. It's so good. This seems like a cheap play, but I want Huberman there.

Huberman? Really? He's an interesting chap. For sure. Chap. Chat, I think you said. Yeah. Both are valid. I'm going to go, and this I think is, I should have been my first pick, ahead of my dad.

I'm going Steve Jobs. Oh my God. That's gas. Steve Jobs Oh my god Steve Jobs That's gas Steve Jobs is Cooking at this time He's such an innovator That's gas

He is He is The most important person In our life One of the most important Persons in our life Catch cancer from him Not anyone could have

Made the fucking iPhone dude Okay He didn't even make it Exactly Stop Stop Don't get me started on this Stop

Stop Any of us could have Made the iPhone dude Fuck I had one And then I forgot See sometimes your Hard drive gets wet No it was a good one Stop. Don't get me started on this. Stop. Stop. Any of us could have made the iPhone. Fuck, I had one and then I forgot. It was a Steve Jobs. Sometimes your hard drive gets wiped. No, it was a good one. I liked it.

And then you said Steve Jobs and it made me upset physically. That's a good one. No, it's a great one. Yeah, if you upset him physically, though, you need 30 seconds. Come back to me. I don't want to lose it. No one has done that yet. No, that's fine.

You did it on the first round. I said my dad. And then you- No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I'd rather not ruin the tempo.

I started the question. I'd rather not ruin the tempo. I started the question. I'd rather not ruin the tempo. Based off who I have so far, I'm going Rogan, because they've never done a Trump-Rogan, and also I have Beetlejuice in there, who has nothing else, who has no fucking clue. He's just saying it. And Rogan's also lighting that gas- I think Rogan's also, like, keeping things going.

I like that idea. Oh, wait, I remember that. I remember mine. RDJ. That's good, That's good. Robert Downey. I thought you were saying RG3. That's what I thought too.

What the fuck? RG3. Washington Commander's third string quarterback. RG3. I'm going Tim Dillon. Who the fuck is that? My favorite. He has the third biggest comedy podcast in the world. That's not me. Tim Dillon. What the fuck is that? Like my favorite. He has like the third biggest comedy podcast in the world.

That's not me. Tim Dillon. What are you going to say? I think I have to go Hollywood here because I've gone sports. I've gone to my dad, which covers a lot. Jobs. Innovator. I'm going to go Hollywood and I'm going to go.

I can't wait. ScarJo? I'm going to go. Fuck. You got to have some hot clam. No, I don't. I don't hate the idea of bringing... Yeah.

What do you know? Like three actors? You're trying to think of Hollywood? You need someone to rile the boys up. Yeah, I know. I need someone who's going to bring the energy. I might also... And I don't think we've said we can't take.

But I'm going to go McCann. I'm going to go Matthew McCann. I took him. I know. Can we not take? No. Oh, really? Wow.

How creative are you it's a draft why would you be able to why would we be going in order and then you can take the thing how'd you luck you think the Jags that's on me

that's on me that's on me that's on me give him the thumb give him the thumb I'll go Christian Bale oh he'd be kind of a prick I bet

I just don't think he's gonna talk a lot he's too serious he's not that cool yeah he sucks fuck one of the best actors of all time

but terrible dinner. I just don't think he's going to, like, say a lot. I feel good about mine. If you had Christian Bale in character as... Do you still have one more? No, I have my dead dad. God damn it. I'm going to laugh if he's laughing right now.

Yeah, absolutely. Wait, should we do... Let's do a filler for the... For the dead dad? Yeah. No! No, because all of us have our dad on it. No, we. Fuck. Wait, should we do- let's do a filler for the- For the dead dad? Yeah. No! No, for all- cause all of us have our dad on it, let's fill it out. No, we don't.

We skipped that. No, I- Oh, so we only have three? We negated that round because his doesn't exist. I think it counts. He exists, you fuck. Look, it's not fairytale land. Sorry, that was-

Yeah. He was the one who said it. Fuck this. But he said- I wasn't thinking that. What's up, bro? Okay, he's? No shit. He still has his dad and Steve Jobs who's dead, so yours is still valid.

Your dad wouldn't show up either, so where are we at? So do I need to pick one more? Didn't you just say that? We all have one more. Oh, we all do one more. You have Rogan, your dad, Beetlejuice, and oh, you have another one? Trump. Trump.

Yeah, you already went. Okay, yeah. I don't think I have four. I don't think I have four. I have Beetlejuice and Donald Trump. You have Tim Dillon, your dad. Dave Chappelle. Chappelle, and you went with another one.

You had someone else, I think. He did have someone else. You said someone stupid. Yeah, it was the worst person. Oh, Huberman. That's a lineup. I'm with that lineup. That's a lineup.

Okay, let's get rid of our dads. Do one more. No. Yeah, come on. Let's do one more without the dads. Okay, we have five now. Okay, your's get rid of our dads do one more. No. Yeah Okay, okay, we have five now, okay, that's our fifth one with our dad I have mine if you go I go Lizzo Okay, okay. Let's just a lot. What are you? What do you what do you would you first question you ask Lizzo? Yeah, first question. I asked what are you getting for apps? What are you mean? What do you would you first question you ask Lizzo? Yeah first question for apps. What are you?

Here the order daddy Next I got guys ready for the table and she's like I'm going Guy Fieri. Who's next? Guy Fieri. That's a good one. I love Guy Fieri. Let him order for the table. Guy Fieri's whack. Okay, but I'm still Is he cooking?

He's cooking. No, is he like Is he the cook boy? Both, both. Okay, if he's on the stove I'm with it. He's a Korean barbecue. I honestly would hate

if Guy was there. I gotta kick him out. I gotta kick him out. Can we pick a chef? He's really Why would you pick a chef to come to dinner? Were they gonna I got to kick him out. Can we pick a chef? He's really great. Why would you pick a chef to come to dinner? Were they going to talk about it? No, I'm saying can we pick the person who lives in the food?

Gordon Ramsay would rip. No, Ramsay would rip. I can't cap. All right, next question. Okay, you don't need a chef there. I wasn't saying he sits there. I'm saying who's cooking the gas? We're at Applebee's.

We don't need a chef. We don't get to pick the restaurant? It's two for one apps. We don't need Gordon Ramsay. You want me to pick another fucking question on your pod? Well, you don't need a chef we don't get to pick the restaurant it's two for one apps we don't need gordon ramsay you want me to pick another fucking question on your pod well uh you don't wait we you have to approve everything yeah i say because you're like so okay well i have i have a question go ahead all right what's the proper way to divert someone from a bathroom you just blew up stranger strat slash friend sorry holy dude i'm wasted

i'm like six years i mean the classic is just wouldn't go in there if i was you yeah that is the classic first stranger the classic no the classic stranger i wouldn't give a i i'm not concerned about like a girl no no i think with strangers it's usually like a stranger it's moved quickly it's moved quickly it's moved quickly with a't say a word. If it's someone you know, I think there are like some antecedents, like some predetermined things you can do. Say antecedents again. Say that again.

I fucking dare you. If there are two bathrooms in the house. Yeah, I was going to say that. That's how it's pronounced. If there are two bathrooms in the house, I think you choose the one less used, obviously. If it's a stranger, I'm following them. Yeah, yeah. Quit trying to beat around the question.

You come out of the bathroom, there's someone coming in right after you. And I following them in there with my camera. Quit trying to beat around the question. You come out of the bathroom. There's someone coming in right after you. And I know them or don't know them. And I know them or don't know them. The stranger, you're both at dinner. He's sitting right next to you. Oh, so he's a stranger, but he's eating with me? You both just sat down.

You both went to go fucking duke it out. I don't care. And when he comes back to the table, I look at him. He's your server. He's your server. Oh, my God. He's your server. I give him a wink Oh, my goodness. He's your server. I give him a wink.

And there goes your tip. I give him a wink on the way out. Yeah. I'm like, that's for you. You're going to love it in there. I think the classic line is like, the guy before me fucked this up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The classic's like, I don't know who did that, but.

Whoa, I'd get out of there quick because it was rough for me. Yeah, yeah. I can't believe what happened in there. No, you look him down the eye and say, I just fucking nuked that bitch. I was at a wedding recently where that happened and I did just go head down scoot out of there. If it's a stranger, I'm not saying a word. I don't give a fuck. No, it's your server, not a stranger.

No, if it's like your girlfriend. If it's your server, it's a totally different ballgame. I don't even think girlfriend would matter to me. I think it would more just like if it was the girl that I just got her number. And you just deleted the bathroom? And you're using a single stall bathroom and she's the 7-Eleven clerk or what? I think it would more just like if it was the girl that I just got her number. Yeah. And you're using a single stall bathroom and she's the 7-Eleven clerk or what? Yeah. At a house. Yeah.

I'm just gathering. It's called gaslighting. You see you coming out. Oh, you raised up the 7-Eleven work. He was buying some Zins. Oh, what did she do? Work at 7-Eleven like a piece of shit. What are you buying hot dogs at 7-Eleven?

And you were at 7-Eleven like a piece of shit? What, are you buying hot dogs at 7-Eleven? And you were at 7-Eleven like an asshole? Can I get a pack of the three chills-ins? A.K.A. you trying to chill. Be like, was that your three trying to chill? That's the answer. Can we talk aliens? Absolutely. Have you seen that new movie?

No One Will Save Yous? No One Will Save Us? No One Will Save Yous? No One Will Save Us. Hey, No One Will Save Yous. I you seen that new movie? No One Will Save Us? No One Will Save You? No One Will Save You? When's the last good alien movie? If you asked me six months ago and you said the Mexican government is going to live broadcast

an alien corpse, I would say I think there's going to be a pretty big reaction to that. You know those are fake right okay whatever I'm just saying I'm just saying

but the fact that he got presented in front of Mexican Congress yeah it's like literally the fucking government of a country if you said six months ago if you said six months ago

that's going to happen and you're like what do you think how do you think the world's going to react I said I would say there's going to be a world reaction to that

there wasn't why I don't understand why. Look at how dumb those looked. Is that really it? No, it's not it. It's just because we know it's very convenient for them to bring up a fucking alien problem in time for the election. And there's no concrete evidence.

Also, if they looked, if they were like in like one of those jars or something with like the liquid and it was like. So you think it's the presentation that they did? No, it wasn't the first alien it looks like et what where was the first alien have you not seen all the ufo stuff i'm saying the first alien he's talking about the corpse thing they put a corpse on tv okay if it came out of nowhere there was no mexican government put a fake no they already it's already been debunked has it been debunked why you're so behind do that why they do that? Why'd they do that? Because it's lit, fam. He's pulled...

We're not fucking TikTok. So the guy who... He's pulled multiple hoaxes already. Yeah, the guy who... The Mexican TikTok did not have that many hits that month. They went... Yeah, the guy who presented it

has, in the past, been caught trying to do fake alien shit before. Did they not screen him before he got on live TV? I don't understand how that happened. No, fool. So they did, like, x-rays of the stuff and...

Hey, this puto's got a fucking alien. Let him in, let him in. And they already figured out all the bones that he used. It's like a llama skull turned around. But where did you hear that? I watched the guy fucking show me a scan of a llama skull where they cut it and then flip it around. I'm not negating your statement,

but I do just think it's funny that you think some guy on tiktok who debunks it is more reliable than the guy who presented it in front of mexican congress i'm not saying you're wrong but i'm like where does the line get drawn where you're like who do i believe no that's not the only thing i saw that debunked it yeah but nothing you saw was concrete to you it's it was people on the internet no no i'd like read articles on how it's that person could have been commissioned by the US government you think I went really off of one tick tock yeah 100% I do too I'm almost positive that you did

all her point is you got information from the internet where the information came from okay no information I ever get that's the argument can I flip the question to like what would it take what would it take for you to have an actual reaction? Nothing.

A fucking like Instagram live video for some random person. There's a fucking alien walking around. No, it would have to be multiple people, the same shared event. It couldn't just be one person. How many people? It would have to be like a city of people recording in the sky. I'm asking. I'm saying like two to three people on on the coast in like 15 alabamians no

it would have to be a major city an alien event happening live in a major city i'd have to see it directly so what would you have to see what would you have a alien event what does it have to look it would have to be multiple like hundreds of okay yeah hundreds of people got their phone in the air what are we seeing a fucking like what do you mean an alien clear and we saw an alien apparently no those are fake i know but i'm not a court fuckers have to look like a moving alien that you had a live one yeah moving alien that okay an alien that people had interaction with that shows up on a fucking i have a good follow-up i have a good follow-up so you saw this or it's a massive thing that like

covers a city whoa there's a big thing that covers a city yeah and let i'm gonna take it what if it only covers like a district all right you're out you're out you see this thing before you see this thing from your multiple people live and you do jay's fucking internet tiktok research and you don't debunk it and you're like this is real this is like a real thing like you find a fucking way to where like this is a real fucking thing what do you do and now what do you do i'm i'm saying what are you saying i spend i spend as much time on it if not more as i did when i was looking at when i when co so are you going to research your bullshit on the internet multiple sources of the internet

multiple sources of the internet from real human beings and I'm going to look yeah that's what the fuck I did but mine's dumb yes yours is dumb

can you even prove that you're real can you even prove that you're real how do you know they're real anyway I'm spending as much time

as I spend on COVID if not more to make decisions on what the fuck I should do wait you just admit to making COVID what do you mean

making COVID no no okay my argument is if there were evidence like that, it would be an actual thing that governments were looking into. And what the fuck do you think they were looking into? They are. They're hiding it from us. Everyone, it's obvious. Jesus Christ. You think governments are hiding aliens from us? Yes! No way. No, no.

That content's too juice. The stuff they just released happened like 10 fucking years ago. No, but have you seen the... Okay, this also could be false. Okay, I'm going to say it right now. Well, we knew that because you're on TikTok. But there's also been a guy on TikTok that says that it's most likely a government's technology that we just don't know about.

That's the UFO stuff. Maybe. Where did you get that information? I already said. On the internet? Are you making decisions to get closer to the aliens or further away I'm saying if there's aliens

if you see them are you making decisions to find out more and learn more I don't give a fuck about the aliens really why is that

I hope you're the first one to get broke why don't you care about the aliens if there are fucking aliens I would care no I care what are you gonna do

I would look it up in the same way I looked it up on covid let's say you look it up and find out whatever you want I care yeah I'm saying if i find out they can fuck my shit up okay okay what do you do and then what okay if i find out that they're out to gouge me they're take me down i'm gonna learn what they want and make some decisions off what they want you think

you have any kind of power to do anything who fucking knows dude who fucking knows i'm just saying i'm making decisions off of what they want like a cardboard box yes i'm just saying if they're real like this most advanced civilization what if they're like we figured out how to make a cardboard box if they're real i'm putting closer if they're real oh fuck there's people here holy shit if they're real i'm getting closer ladies and gentlemen this has been episode 61 of the no i think turning heel from the aliens you you're going to end up cooked. I think you need to get a little bit in there. Okay, in terms of the technology.

What they need. What do you want? I'm here for you. In terms of the technology, if another planet can get... I could be a translator. No, in terms of the technology, if another planet has gotten here out of our galaxy, they could fuck us up. Okay, we're not doing shit about that.

We don't know that. We don't know that. If you could fly here, you got nukes already. They could fuck us up. we're not doing we don't know that we don't know that if you could fly here you got nukes already they could fuck us they might not have a bad bone in their body maybe humans are just fucking horrible we might not have a bad bone in their they're at least communicating with us and they're smarter than us what if there's like they want there's like different like element composition on their planet where like we just have some like element in us that we don't know about we're like we're like hunters and shit well then they're gonna contact anything's possible we don't know that they're gonna come fuck us up i think they

could come and make some plays look we wouldn't just we can do a fucking eight hour episode on this i think a lot of this stems from i'm just disappointed that there has been this like larger question of do aliens exist do aliens not and like the reaction to that live broadcast was even minimal before it got debunked like that live broadcast was even just like no one gives a put your money where your mouth is and start putting out some alien content dude i need to i mean you need to be the voice of the people i need to be the voice of the aliens honestly it's because it was so fake yeah if you went to the beach and asked a grain of sand if he thinks there's another grain of sand that exists in the vast grains of sand and he said no you'd be like you're a fucking idiot yeah do you think there's a rock out there he's gonna be like

no there's no rock no there's no rocks like we're stupid it's it's an infinitely expanding but do i think aliens have been in any capacity no fuck no that was really you don't think aliens exist no one ever asked they've never been here in any capacity really well you don't know that no one ever asked we have no proof of it we have no proof of it but no one has that we have some we have no proof of it we have some um i'm gonna physically die here yeah it's getting way too hot yeah i'm like like yeah we can we can put a cap on it i have fun yeah put a cap on it uh austin thank you for joining us that was a fucking hoot we might have to make you a recurring guest yeah i loved it i have fun um i'm pretty hammered fresh recurring guest

um thank you to Morgan for fucking up last night's episode because it led us to tonight's episode it was actually a good move so before we go

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