No Jumper - Adriana Chechik Gets Mad at Zherka & Calls him Uneducated!

Episode Date: March 14, 2023

Adriana goes in on Zherka for talking down on women! ----- 00:00 Intro 2:00 Zherka asks Adriana if she remembers him getting her number the last time they met 4:30 Zherka says women got it way easier... than men in life 7:50 Zherka breaks down when he started to h*te women 10:10 Do hot chicks have pretty privilege? 12:40 Kazumi on never seeing men as a bank account and never wanting to feel controlled by a man 15:00 Zherka gives his thoughts on Kazumi enjoying being set on fire 17:50 Zherka speaks on h*ting modern-day women and losing $80,000 to his last girlfriend 21:00 Zherka shares his experience coming from a third-world country and explains the struggles of a man 24:30 Zherka doesn't want to see men in debt paying for dates 26:00 Adam says Court looks like someone who could get girls even if he's broke 27:40 Zherka says that women make less than men because they're not as smart as men 32:00 Would you get with a girl that has a Sw****ka tattooed on her? 34:00 Kazumi says the cool part of No Jumper is the diversity 35:00 Zherka breaks down why he only wants ___ 40:40 Adriana speaks on her injury from TwitchCon and says she can't do anything for another 6-8 months 42:20 Kazumi says that her birthday party is a convention with all her partners and Zherka asks who has the best d 43:20 Zherka says that he's never seen an Asian male corn star and asks if there is a racial hierarchy for size 48:00 Kazumi breaks down her pregnancy kink 52:00 Zherka says when he got out of jail he's never gotten more DM's 56:20 Kazumi speaks on men expecting her to be super extra after watching her content 1:03:00 Kazumi recounts getting with a blind guy and asking him if he knows what she looks like ----- NO JUMPER PATREON http://www.patreon.com/nojumper CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5te... FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ SUBSCRIBE for new interviews (and more) weekly: http://bit.ly/nastymondayz  Follow us on SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ENxb4B... iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/NOJUMPEROFFI... http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Q3XPfBm Follow Adam22: https://www.tiktok.com/@adam22 http://www.twitter.com/adam22 http://www.instagram.com/adam22 adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 No jumper, coolest podcast on the world. And today I have convened a panel of sorts. Allow me to run through everybody who is seated at this round table of sorts. Directly to my right, or your left, I suppose. We have the unstoppable force known as John Zerka. Thank you for having showed up with a pack of lucky strikes. And let's be real, he's pretty much the reason for the season. I convened this panel because I want to see how.
Starting point is 00:00:30 he could handle a couple of women on camera. But we'll get to that. In addition to that, we have my boy, Court, all the way to the left. You'll learn more about him. Thank you. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. The best kept secret from special ed. There's a lot to learn about him.
Starting point is 00:00:48 We'll get to all that. But Cort is a great guy. I think he's going to add some good comedic flair to what we're doing here. And then directly to, I guess, you're right. We have the one and only, Kazumi. You may remember me from top hits, like not showering. Let's yank this up a little bit. I shower now.
Starting point is 00:01:04 You do shower now. That's good. So that proves that there are things that can come from being on a jumper that will improve life for everybody. And then in addition, you decided to bring along. I told you just bring a friend, and for some reason you brought Adriana Chetchik as if she's just like a regular chick. I was telling a story the other day about how a girl peed all over my couch or scroll over my couch. And then I remember partway through the story. I'm like, oh, this story is about Adriana Tadig for the record.
Starting point is 00:01:30 And the people I was talking to were like, what the hell? Like, I'm like, I should have led with that. I just remember being like, okay, don't sit down the carpet. I can do anything else but the carpet. Because that's what Lina said right beforehand. I honestly don't know what's harder to clean a carpet or a couch. A couch is harder. When it comes to school.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Yeah. Have you gaslit yourself until liking skisket? I haven't had so many encounters with it, but I'm into it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's a good enough. Like extra loop.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Let me just throw this question out here. Zerka, what is at the top of your mind in terms of things that you want to know today in regards to these ladies? Like, what would you like to get to the bottom of? I want to know if Adriie remembers me grabbing her number at that party or if she's just being polite. No, I said it first. What year was it? I think it was two years. No.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Yes. Yeah, two years ago, right? Yeah, okay, you remember. I have a very good memory. And didn't you get the ball for my dog at the time? Like, I was playing with my dogs and I had a ball. Did I like a sexual thing? A real dog?
Starting point is 00:02:38 Yeah, I brought my dogs, remember? And I was like playing with him in the backyard. And you got the ball. And that's how he started talking. That's what you do if you want to hit on a grill. You sort of like abduct your dog to take him from her. Yeah, we played fetch. I don't remember the dogs.
Starting point is 00:02:53 It was that barbecue party, right? Yeah, and it was in the back part of his. his house. Yeah. Yeah. So you can confirm that Zerka has Riz. IRL. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:02 For sure. He's hot. I mean, I did give him my number. That's the third time you did that, because you called everybody in here hot except for him. That's business. He says, of course. I think he has nice teeth.
Starting point is 00:03:15 I got to be at least lukewarm. I said I liked your hat. I could take this off. Take it off. He does have a very complicated hat. You'll do well here with a fancy hat like that. Yeah, I actually made this. this man, but that's not the top.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Did you really? You wrapped yarn around the New York logo or what? Oh, no, it's a proprietary secret. Oh, I'm a little. Oh, you do? Okay. Interesting. There's a lot of fancy hat connoisseurs here.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Yeah. Zerka, you into that? You've been wearing the same hat the whole time I've known you. What are you hiding? I came here with one outfit for a weekend and I told my team I'm like, you know, after one interview, they're gonna make me film all day and my team's like, book a flight home. I'm like, I'm telling you I'm not booking that return. They're gonna book me.
Starting point is 00:03:55 and was that right? You were right. And I brought one pair of clothes, but now I'm moving out here. It's been a long time since I had a friend whose name began with Z. What does that mean? I don't know. It's kind of bad. It's just like an underutilized letter.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Okay. Is that a dig? No, but I used to be friends with a dude, Chris Zepiari. Okay. And I don't know how many Zs I've really had since then, although I'm guessing that there's probably something that I'm forgetting. I'm just saying it's kind of rare. Shout to Zelensky, he's doing his thing.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Yeah, he's making money. Lots of Z's ease, yeah. Definitely. So, okay, what do you want to get to the root up with these women? Because we've seen Zerka, the Oracle, but we haven't seen Zerka. I just, like, my whole message, and you're going to agree, you're going to agree, but maybe you won't say it out loud, my whole message, why I'm on earth, is to remind women, your lives are easy, and ours are hard.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Your lives are so easy. We could talk about it for 10 hours straight, and I'll just be winning for 10 hours straight. But it's not like an offensive thing. It's like, your lives are easy. Our lives are hard. But now everyone's switching it. There's nothing easy about getting gang banged
Starting point is 00:05:11 and having to make that into a business and turning that into corporate. That's one in a billion. Okay, there's not that many porn stars getting gang bang. Yeah, are you speaking about women kind or about... I mean, I had to fight hard to get to where I am. So, I mean, I grew up from foster care and I'm here and I have a house and I've got good money. You got a lot more money.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Adri, you got a lot more money than male porn stars. Yeah, as I should because I'm... That's how easy it is for you. No, no, no, you get more money because you do more work. And my body is a temple. My body is worth more than a male porn star. I'm sorry. It's the only industry where women run and make more money.
Starting point is 00:05:50 So I don't feel bad about it. But it's not easy. Women make more? Yes, porn in porn. Of course. No, the owners are men. Okay. But as far as we're limiting ourselves to the performers.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Yeah. Okay. But even nowadays, like, I mean, obviously with only fans, like, we control our platform, we control our money. But check this out. Since 16, you girls have fucking DMs. Your DMs fill with people like, Adam, how many girls go to LA at 16? If Adam and I went to LA at 16, we'd fucking starve to death? You guys could just figure it out.
Starting point is 00:06:23 You guys could just figure it out. figure it out. Since 16, the world is fucking with you. Bro, we have to make money to get a fucking poke from our grandma on Facebook. Nobody with his notification. This guy's famous, right? His notifications are dry.
Starting point is 00:06:39 That's what a man's life is, dude. And I can't tell if these girls just respect my girl or if I'm a fucking loser. You know, you know, Adam, Adam, do you think you got more notifications than these girls? Hell no. Hell no. That's opportunity.
Starting point is 00:06:53 What makes you think that I... These girls are going on Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan, you can call me. First of all, Joe Rogan doesn't want to have porn stars on there because I've already... Really? Yes, I've already talked to him. He's more of a family man.
Starting point is 00:07:04 He won't do it. Second of all... Wait, tell us what you guys talked about. That's big views. No, that's... No, no, no. You start having you on. You might as well leave.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Show the DMs. Joe Logan, let me know. What makes you think that I'm going in the DMs and making money off my DMs? No, no, no. You have the opportunity to add him. He can't get a nickel from his grandma for his whole fucking life. But you being
Starting point is 00:07:27 a male have the opportunity to make a higher income in most types of jobs. Like what? Electrician? Like the hard jobs? A business job? Like, what? Like the hard jobs? Like you don't want to fucking put on work. You want to be lazy and just like that. Yeah. That's why I'm here.
Starting point is 00:07:44 That's why we're a podcast. He chose the laziest fucking job. The most indulgent job where we can just sort of sit there and pontificate about things. When's the last time you laid tiles or done something like men. Never. And in fact, I blame the world around me, not myself. You know when I started hating women? You hate women? Oh, you're a woman-hate her. Oh, I hate him. It's in the quiet final. Whoa. Whoa. It's okay. Call the police. It was obvious. I'm going to delete that number.
Starting point is 00:08:10 I can't believe you sit at me and then you hate women. But check this out. For five years, I'm bouncing at nightclubs, getting $15 an hour. One bartender's making a thousand bucks doing fuck all on a slow night. And I was like, I'm robbing that bitch. Are you fucking joking me? $15 an hour and I got to fight those fucking hell's angels? What the fuck? Did you ever think that maybe you just aren't good enough to earn more
Starting point is 00:08:34 money? If I was a bartender, would I make a thousand like her? Hell no. I think if you had big fat tittyes, I would pay you a lot of money. I'd have to go trans for that. That's not always true because I got big fat tities and this is making nothing. Absolutely nothing. Do you relate to his worldview where he feels like girls all have it
Starting point is 00:08:50 easy and with guys, it's just, life is just strenuous. Bro, he's tall with the whiteest fucking teeth I ever seen. I can't agree with him because I'll stop getting pussy immediately. So just for pussy's sake, I'm agreeing. He does have nicer teeth than you and that's fucked up because his are fake. You have veneer privilege. It always confounds me when tall white guys, like, say that life is super easy because Wait, why do you say I'm white?
Starting point is 00:09:12 I'm fucking ISIS, bro. What the fuck? I'm ISIS. I'm not a white guy. What the fuck? I'm sorry. You were white-pastic. I haven't seen your eyes.
Starting point is 00:09:19 You know ISIS? White passing. That's like they get you these days. You know, Chinese. Nope, you're white passing. Middle Eastern. Yes, I'm from ISIS. Have you been to ISIS Island? I was born in Kuwait.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Okay, but you know ISIS. Yeah, I know ISIS. I know you're talking about the Middle East. This nigga is saying ISIS is like 20 times in a row. You're not going to be able to fly back home. No, no, no, they don't let us fly anymore. After 9-11, they don't do that. Hard to believe.
Starting point is 00:09:45 I mean, I don't really have sympathy for a world-built system. by people that are men who have made it a world where it's easier for women to be exploited for their sexuality and desirability because first of all, okay, the world might be a little bit easier and give a person like me a lot more opportunities, but I've been like mid most of my life and it was way harder to like make a lot of money like growing up. You're saying women don't have privilege, like hot chicks have privilege. Yeah, like, okay. I don't even think hot chicks have privilege, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:22 Because if you're a hot chick, everyone just assumes that you've got it easy. Everyone assumes that you're making money and stuff like that. But like a lot of the time, you have to deal with a lot more bullshit, and then you have to deal with people putting you down because you look good. Yeah, but I'm framing it the way they're saying, like, oh, like, we all have these DMs and we have all these opportunities. And I'm like, okay, 80% of women don't really have, like, things like that. Even though it's extremely annoying, I do feel like we're only talking about like,
Starting point is 00:10:49 a certain type of woman that isn't like, you could be a fat bowling ball with two shoes at the bottom and you got DMs. You could be like the fattest bitch on earth and there's a category for that on Porn Hub and check this out. There's a category for you on Pornhub. You know, us three boys,
Starting point is 00:11:04 our whole lives when we were trying to make money, you know, we struggled. When you guys struggled making money, it came with yacht parties and free lobster. Get the fuck out of here, bro. I don't think I've ever. You guys got free lobster when you were struggling.
Starting point is 00:11:18 No, baby. And then crap. No, I grew up in foster care. I was a stripper living in my fucking car. So no guy took you on a date? I take myself on a date. No, no, no, when you were young, when you were 16, 17, no guy took you out of the day.
Starting point is 00:11:31 I didn't even go on dates until I was 19. I didn't even lose my Virginia until I was 18. Why do you think I was getting guys? 18. You think I was 16 being a home? 19, you go on a date? The guy's paying. I almost always pay for dates.
Starting point is 00:11:44 No, you don't. You're a real. You're a real fan. You can't. Even when, even before. I was a rich only fans girl, I always paid for men because I just simply don't care. You pay for men on date. That sounds like you had no respect for yourself.
Starting point is 00:11:56 That's marketing, bro. That's marketing. I think I just like to pay for men because I don't really care. Plug your only fans now. That's marketing. You've never paid for a day. Come on. I've always paid for a day.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Adam, you believe this? I also pay for a room. That's some self-loathing shit though. It's a woman. You need to be like basically allowing all these guys to put forth. It's like a science fair. They're doing their best, their best job possible to impress you. If a guy, if I accept a guy,
Starting point is 00:12:19 bringing me to a yacht party. I am a girl who's living an easy life who doesn't have to work hard. Or I could be a self-hating girl because I just want to pay for experiences so I could let her pay, Adam. Why are you fucking? What are you doing? I'll let her pay for sure. We want a date after this, you're paying. Yep, we need proof. Take me out to Nobu, and then if you pay, I'll vlog it. Will you really vlog it? Yeah, I'll vlog it. He'll take your Instagram pictures. That's really all we're good for these days anyway, right? I don't think I've ever really seeing a man as a bank account because I don't want to rely on you guys for anything because I don't want to be controlled by whatever you want me to do. If I have my own money, then I'm going to
Starting point is 00:12:56 move exactly the way I want to. And if you don't fuck with it, then we're not going to date or interact to each other. Exactly. Every woman on earth wants to be controlled by a man. It's, wow, what the fuck's the truth. What do you see? Where did you get? Who hurt you? Probably Isis something. Probably his mom. Who hurts you? I have been hurt. I have been hurt. That's the point. Exactly. You've got some deep, root of problems. Check this out, though. I have been hurt.
Starting point is 00:13:20 And if, let's say I have a long list of girls I dated, that's my experiment that, you know, you guys aren't as generous as us. We're paying for, Adri, you don't pay for dinners. Stop. Look at her smile. What the fuck. When was the last time?
Starting point is 00:13:36 I can't remember the last time I even went on a date. I'm a CEO baby. I don't have time to go on dinners with a little men like you, okay? Oh, shit. Why do you think I never answered your texts back when you gave me enough? Challenge. I don't even remember texting. You did text me.
Starting point is 00:13:49 Pull it up. I don't know, but you would try to hang out. But I don't live here. So I was probably up north. There's no way I could hang out. But I did ask you to get on my podcast. You have a podcast? I don't remember that.
Starting point is 00:14:01 It's so bad like I'm doing. So you have dated a few women and they gave you a hard time? Try and find a woman on earth that's not a gold digger. Go ahead. I think it's really easy. But I think if you lead with money, then of course people, you're only going to attract people who want you for your money. But the same way you may hate women now
Starting point is 00:14:20 because you've had shitty experiences is the same reason a woman would probably hate a man for having multiple shitty experiences with men. But we can all agree that the reason why you're attracting shitty people is because you're shitty yourself. The same way a shitty woman would attract shitty guys who only want them for us. We hate my gay frog gang, my community, we're the gay frog gang. You're gay?
Starting point is 00:14:41 What do you mean we? No, no, no, no. We're straight. It's a fucking, it's marketing guys. So check this out. I don't mind if you're getting. We're talking about the modern day woman. You want something that's going to traumatize you guys?
Starting point is 00:14:52 Adam, me, all three of our moms agree with what I'm saying. They wouldn't say it out loud, but all of our moms agree. Your mom wouldn't say women are gold diggers. All of our mom, any mom who got a son would say that to her son. My mom's a pretty hardcore feminist. Yeah. I feel like, is your mom like a cool mom? My mom's cool as she.
Starting point is 00:15:14 My mom is definitely not a gold digger because my dad was a lame. So I feel like they both just had like an equal partnership like most people in the world usually do. I don't think my dad was like an NBA player. That's the word. I love you. She said equal. I want to paint a picture for you. Do you think men and women are equal, really?
Starting point is 00:15:33 In many ways. Let me let me just. I want to paint a picture for you, Zerka. Her birthday party, tons of people there, hundreds of people there. Kazumi is tied up and being lit on fire while. her boyfriend sits back and smiles and watches with pride. This is real? This happened.
Starting point is 00:15:50 This is fetish? Give me your thoughts on this dynamic. Like, how long is she in the inferno? Well, they were selectively burning her. It's not like she was fully engulfed. I'm a kinky girl. I like being set on fire sometimes. It's a hobby.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Really? Yeah. Set on fire. Like fire, fire? I like him, yeah, I'm kind of like a... It's like the perfect woman. Yeah. I'm missing you off to get that gasoline and shit.
Starting point is 00:16:12 I'm inflamed on fire. But that's like in my... Kinky personal life. The cops would ask and you'd be like it's her kink. I called the cups. There's a woman on fire here. How long did the fire burn? I had multiple, like, getting set on fire performances.
Starting point is 00:16:25 The first one was when was when they, like, lit my pussy on fire and then my boyfriend lit a joint with it. And then there was one where me and my boyfriend made out and then we were surrounded by a ring of fire. And then were you there when they had those dildo skewers and they were skewering my pussy and mouth? I fell into a burning ring of fire. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:16:44 I'll just leave it. I'm a big Johnny Cash fan. Did you get into OrgyTem? No. I kept peeking into it to see if anybody was banging. You leave early. It's like you're like an old man or something. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:53 If I'm not in bed by midnight, there's something wrong. Okay, I'll start to party at four so the orgies can, you can watch an orgy. Honestly, that would be great. How did you get in, how did you find out, how did you discover you like to be set on fire? I don't know. You're dating an arsonist? What the fuck is going on? I've dated a few arsonists, but I'll try anything twice.
Starting point is 00:17:13 You know what I mean? But when was the first? time like when was the first time I got set on fire the first time this is just a bizarre trying to feel like the first time I banged you or just banging you in general that like I didn't really get my money's worth that I should have probably lit you on fire as well I should have probably done that we could run it back and do something strange and kinky or I don't know I would love that I would like you see you with a fully burning head of hair could we peg you no okay I respect that you could probably peg zirka I feel like I'll beat her up how come normally normally we have no normally we're women haters really do like it in the ass. I would fuck you in the ass so good. I love this. It's like, you hate women, therefore you're gay. I'm hate fucking dumb, bro.
Starting point is 00:17:53 He doesn't like fucking, he just gets head. Is that bad? You're gonna kingshame? You guys are gonna kingshame? Pussy feels so good. You guys are gonna ignore that. No, I understand because I'm gonna fucking kinkshame you. You hate women.
Starting point is 00:18:04 I'm gonna do whatever I want to do. No, no, no. I don't hate our moms. I hate modern day women. Whoa, whoa. My mom is a modern day women because they're going out there and making their money. They're not sharing it.
Starting point is 00:18:15 They're selfish. I'm sharing it. Why should we share it? Like, what the fuck? Do you share your money with women? Yeah, I lost $80,000 last year on my girlfriend. What the fuck? Well, who the fuck are you dating?
Starting point is 00:18:25 Someone got to set her on fire. They're eating trash hose. Who was y'all playing poker or something? How to fuck you need 80,000? We were traveling and I'm like, yo, bitch, are you ever going to pay for a trip? And she's like, no. And I'm not here to fucking argue. So I'm like, I'm just trying to have fun.
Starting point is 00:18:42 And I kept swiping my credit card. And then after a few months, I realized, yo, you guys are destroying our lives. You know, by 70K. I took a guy on vacation to Africa that was like $40,000 each. Africa? That's like, fucking $8 trip. No, baby, not the way I don't. Wow.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Y'all, I'm right here. I'm right here. No, not like that. I'm saying, I'm saying take someone to a resort, like a big fat resort. I took them to the number one place in South Africa. Hold on. They have resorts in Africa. Yeah, they're really...
Starting point is 00:19:14 So let me get this straight. If I take my girl to my country, my third world bombed country, you think that's like a flex? Okay, first of all, how dare you think that Africa is a third world? They're leading in some medical and science things. They have some of the best medical teams and doctors out there. So people need to stop thinking about African Africa is in advance.
Starting point is 00:19:34 How much did you lose? What do you mean? I broke up with a guy, so I lost 42,000, but I took them on two trips over the year, so probably around 97,000. We had Richard Spencer. on this channel this week, and that was still the most racist thing to anybody said. I just, I couldn't even think of anything to say.
Starting point is 00:19:48 It took me like two minutes. I'm sorry. Hold on. Anywhere outside of the West is usually a third world country, like go on Wikipedia. Oh, bro. You have no education. You have no fucking education. Not to mission.
Starting point is 00:20:00 America is not the number one place. I'm a refugee. You think I want to go back to my country? Where are you from again? Kosovo. I'm from a war zone. Damn, yeah, you get real over there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:11 I'm telling you, I've traveled the whole world. And a lot of places are poor. It's not racist to say. You know, Africa gets taken advantage of by the American Empire. This is Neo-Rome. You guys are trying to make the argument that U.S. isn't fucking over Africa for its minerals and resources. What are you white supremacists? Are you guys fucking serious?
Starting point is 00:20:33 So now he's justifying why he thought it would be an $8 trip. Where did he go with that? Why don't he look at the only black guy in the room to ask if I'm a white supremacist? Are you? No, but and he lit a cigarette like his 1963 and his motherfucker. Like this is madman. He's done Draper or some shit. No, no, Adam, Adam, you got to explain.
Starting point is 00:20:52 You don't think China and the U.S. is pillaging Africa and all the continents. I've heard a lot about this colonialism stuff. So, yeah, I think there's some of that going on. You're sure. For sure. I'm just saying don't think that they don't think that they're underdeveloped or they don't have like some new age science and shit like that. Like, well, I just thought I thought it was a cheaper trip than a fucking Disneyland. No, you got to.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Oh my God. You got to be. Bro, when I go to my club right there. You are uneducated. You hate women. You think everywhere else is poor. I'm sorry, man, you are fucking uneducated. When I'm in my country, when I'm in my country with $2, with $2, with $2, I live like a king.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Okay. I'm so sorry. That's racist to say. Oh my God. With $2. If you go to Thailand with $0.35 cents, you're the fucking king of that place. Poor you. Poor you.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Oh, my God. Everything's about you. You grew up in such a shitty place. Let me boo-hoo and wine for you. So you're telling me if I go to Kosul... Stop being a victim, bro. If I go to Kosulah with $17, I can start my own caliphate. If you go to Kosovo with $17 a day, every woman there, every woman there proposes to you.
Starting point is 00:22:03 They get on one knee and they propose. They're like, you go to passport. That's how the world... You guys never left the U.S. The whole world wants that passport. That passport. Am I crazy? Traveled the world.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Well, okay. I would just say, like, in regards to her point of, like, dropping 40K, it's still, 40K is 40K. If she dropped 40K on butt plugs for a guy, that's still a fuck ton of money. Are you upset about spending this much money? Like, did it end up feeling bad once things didn't work out with the guy, I assume? No, because I had amazing time and amazing memory. It's like, I would never be, like, come on.
Starting point is 00:22:32 But, Adri, did you do this when you were struggling on the come up? You didn't pay for a guy on the come up? He paid for a girl on the come up. We all did. I didn't date anybody on the come up because I was working on myself. You'll never know struggle until you're fucking in-dead, poor stressed out. And you've got to fake a smile on a date to get some fucking head. Oh, my fucking God, bro.
Starting point is 00:22:52 And you've got to pay on the date. You can check my search history, bro. She knows struggle. She's been through it. If you haven't done triple anil, you don't know struggle. But that's her now. I'm staying on the come up, guy. Yeah, I've lived in my fucking car before, like just trying to make ends me.
Starting point is 00:23:08 I've starved. I lived in my car for a full fucking year. I didn't date anybody my first five years of porn because I was too busy trying to make it. And even at the same time, I was being controlled by pimps or I was stuck in my fucking car. There were so many crazy shit that happened.
Starting point is 00:23:23 So like, I don't understand any justification. When you lived in that car, 30 dudes a day came up to you saying, come stay at my place. When we lived in our cars, the only person we talked to is like a fentanyl dealer because we men deal with suicide. We have the real issue.
Starting point is 00:23:39 You girls don't kill yourselves. We kill ourselves. I will give you that. I'll give you that. You know what I mean? They always, there's always someone, even a crackhead. Even a cute crackhead, you ever seen a cute crackhead, like toothless bitch? But she's cute.
Starting point is 00:23:54 If you, if you, not toothless. I've seen some girls who are like in that in between stage where they were like a normal chick and now they're kind of a crackhead, but like they still kind of look all right. Female crackheads always got a tent to go to. Male crackheads are fucked. My point is there's no sexy homeless women. There's definitely like some sexy. I saw soft white underbelly or some sexy homeless woman. Well, some of the, you were on there.
Starting point is 00:24:17 I was. Oh, sure. I used to be unhoused, so I guess I was a sexy homeless woman for a second. I mean, but also, okay, there's that. There's the fact that, like, you're right. Any woman who has any level of sex appeal is probably not going to be homeless, but also women are just kind of like the default victim of every situation that is based on physical strength in society throughout all of time.
Starting point is 00:24:38 time. So when we talk about the patriarchy, it's like pretty obvious why it was formed because there was a time relatively recently in our history in which physical strength was basically like the sole determiner of everything. I miss those days. You know what I mean? I miss the caveman days where I'd be fucking useful. Do you feel like you're not useful right now? Like what do you offer and ring to the table? Yeah, why should a woman pay for you like when you talk like this? Because you're learning. What are we going to learn from you? This is my wisdom. I've spent a decade studying human beings.
Starting point is 00:25:15 And I'm giving you guys nois to go to the next level, but you're saying I hate you. I'm telling you. Wait, you're saying you hate us. You should like go to the Olympics. Like don't get it twisted, bro. Like you literally just said you hate us. Not you guys, you're species.
Starting point is 00:25:31 And then you're saying the exact opposite. You're contradicting yourself, bro. I don't want to see men. in debt, but paying on dates. It's a crappy feeling, dude. That's the first time you're thinking about. Maybe for you, but some guys like that shit. Whoa, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:25:48 Who likes being broke? I don't know, but a lot of guys like paying for women. Like, there's a lot of guys out there that like it. I feel like, honestly, like the whole time you were broke and paying for a girl 80K, I mean, if you have like such low boundaries that you were just going to pay for a bitch and you, like, dude, after 50K, I would have been like, girl, this is suss. Yeah, why didn't you say something? Why weren't you like, hey?
Starting point is 00:26:10 Because it's a woman. What is she going to get a job? I'm going to give her the ultimate task. You can sit here and see you hate women, but you can't go up to the girl you're dating and say like, hey, you need to start paying for shit? Yeah, what's your excuse? You have a lack of communication or something?
Starting point is 00:26:23 It doesn't even matter if it's that one. Throughout all three of our history dating, no girl ever paid for us. No, you're bugging. I get paid for all the time, bro. Really? I'm about a taking a no room. I feel like you're the type of dude who could get,
Starting point is 00:26:38 like pussy while being broke. Oh yeah, bro. A lot of guys can't do that, but you... Overdrive fucking is my specialty. Like, you have the gift of gab. You're a good hang. You know, like you could like show a girl a good enough time
Starting point is 00:26:49 that I feel like she'd be willing to... And that's why you'll probably never be homeless. I don't want to say that because maybe you have been, but like, you know... No, yeah, but see, that's what I'm saying. It's like you might not be the best-looking guy, but I feel like your personality would take you to... There we go.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Let it out. Let her out. Yeah, yeah. You're cute. And honestly, I used to be, like, pretty homosexual. I used to fuck a lot of broke guys when I used to like work in welfare and stuff and those guys would just like fuck like they needed a home.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Yeah. You know? Like I really was so dignitized and stupid as fuck back then that I didn't care about like them spoiling me because the dick was just bombed back then. But listen to what you guys are saying. You guys are saying, yeah, I've paid for a guy once in a blue moon. Men go 99 years till their heart explodes
Starting point is 00:27:29 in their fucking chest pain for a mid-bitch, for an ugly bitch, for a fat bitch. though men can do 99 years. Could you do 99 years of paying for some other human? You could never do that. And if you did it, you'd be dry. If you did it, you'd be like, this guy's not a real man. You'd be dry.
Starting point is 00:27:46 You'd be like, I don't want to fuck this guy. Women are at a disadvantage in society anyway. So like. No, no, you guys got a good. No, we're at a disadvantage. Like, literally, statistically, we make less when it comes to income. Like, we can't even get a fucking abortion in most states. Like, what are you talking about, bro?
Starting point is 00:28:02 But women make less because they're not. as smart as men. Oh my fucking God. You know what I mean? Oh, my God. Come die on this hill. There's actually tests out there. I forget, I'll send it to you, but Harvard did a test out there to prove we are equally
Starting point is 00:28:18 as smart. We are equally as smart. And then we actually respond in crisis the same way a man would respond. Okay, but there are a million different factors that go into why there's a gap wage-wise. But one of the main things that I always come back to is that it seems like men tend to be the highest earners. they go into the fields that are the most demanding. And when you look at fields where you earn the most,
Starting point is 00:28:39 whether it's being like some crazy surgeon or doctor or a lawyer or whatever, it would appear that most women don't really want to work fucking 80 hours a week doing something incredibly strenuous. And most women are a little bit more attentive to their overall mental health and well-being and wanting to live a balanced life. Of course, a huge percentage of women at some point will leave the workforce in order to have a child. And then, like say their husband is making a lot of money,
Starting point is 00:29:03 but they're just taking care of the kids when they do the census and they figure out how much money people are making. It looks like that guy is earning a shitload. The work she's doing is very, very important, but it's not really being, like, quantified in a dollar amount. I feel like statistically, though, we have to look at, like, why women don't go into those industries. They can't.
Starting point is 00:29:20 A woman cannot be an engineer. I went to school for biochem and bioengineering, right? And I was one of only two girls in my class in Drexel, okay? So the reason why a lot of women don't finish in those careers, is because we're pushed out by men. It's literally, it's so fucking hard to sit there. Like, I never, all my class projects, I never got partnered.
Starting point is 00:29:42 It's so hard to get into that group. But I know plenty of women who are doctors and in finance who work, like, I'm saying it's a good thing you guys can't do it because, hey, you'll never know true anxiety until you get on it, until you get on a plane and see the pilots a woman. I just want to acknowledge.
Starting point is 00:30:02 That is the highest level of anxiety. Women can't be engineers and then she said I'm a biochemical engineer. So I'll finish my point. Like, the reason why a lot of women do not go into these industries is because they're often discouraged and pushed out of those industries by guys like this who believe it's not. You guys feel comfortable with a female pilot? Be honest, be honest. Yes.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Come on. I don't care. I would rather fly with Mohamed Atta. Oh my God. I'm not afraid of women. What? But 9-9-11 was inside job. It's fake.
Starting point is 00:30:32 You can say that. Don't even go there. Don't even go there. That's all I'm saying. Wow. Uneducated. Did you have a 9-11 truthers phase in your life? No, I don't like, I don't believe conspiracies and all that shit.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Like, I don't let my brain go there. But there are some conspiracies that are true. Yeah, but like I'm in my lane. I'm worrying about myself. I'm trying to do good things for myself, fill my brand. Why am I going to let myself falter into bullshit? I'm with you on the 9-11 one for sure. Back when Molly got lit like 2012, bro.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Molly and 9-11 doc was my fucking go-to move. What? Take Molly and watch the same one over and over, just a variety of them. No, bro, all of them shit's loose change. Yeah. Maddened them shit, bro. 9-11 docs and Molly was my go-to-get-pussy move, bro. Those are your go-to get-pussy move?
Starting point is 00:31:21 It was the early version of Netflix and chill. The tower's going down in her head just so second-day. Oh, my God. He was tweaking and freaking. No, but you guys, you guys, understand what I'm saying, where it's like, if you guys wanted to, you guys could make 10 bands today. We would have, we would have to sit in a dark room and plot for a month to make 10 bands, right? You guys could do it like that. It sounds like, again, you're just uneducated and
Starting point is 00:31:47 don't know how to make money. Like, everything you're saying, every time you say something, I'm like, wow, you need to fucking learn or read a book. Every woman on earth has a free place to stay. Like, you know what I mean by that? Well, there's the homeless shelter for guys as well, right? Yeah. This doesn't seem that desirable. have friends that if you didn't have a place you couldn't hit up one of your friends. Yo, can I stay at your place? After what the fuck you said in a cigarette you did? See what I mean?
Starting point is 00:32:10 See what I mean? Now check it out. If I had a fucking swastika on but I was a pretty chick, he'd take it. He'd take it. Hell no. Hell no. That's how men are. I fuck some racist girls.
Starting point is 00:32:21 See what I mean? I'm not turning down no swastika pussy. It's just a tattoo. Yeah, if you were going to have a chance with Adriana and as soon as you pull her shirt up, you realize that she's tattooed a huge swastika on her back. Are you stopping? My only responsibility is like, hmm, master race. We should talk about it.
Starting point is 00:32:36 Oh my God. It's not the fault of women that you guys would lower your boundaries for some pussy. It's not even that. It's pretty privileged because let me tell you this. You guys are both cute enough to smell like garbage. If either you smelled like garbage, I would still be with it. I will buy you guys engagement rings. However, let an ugly girl smell the same way.
Starting point is 00:32:55 Get the fuck out of it. I wore a condom for you. Thank you. See? Yeah, see? The first condom I wore in years. Maybe a decade was for you. Oh my god, that is so romantic.
Starting point is 00:33:05 That's how good your butt looked. My first white guy ever. That was so wild. In your new life, you said. In my new BBL body, yes. And then since then, it like unleashed like white guys into my life. It's been a white boy winner. Oh, I'd love to introduce her to Richard Spencer.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Who's that? I've been, who's that guy? A content creator. Oh, cool. That guy would set her on fire. I think he used to date an Asia Girl, if I don't remember He's the white nationalist. He just wants a white America?
Starting point is 00:33:34 Well, he wanted, at one point he said he wanted an ethno state. But now he's reform? Oh, I was talking about. He's peddled back a bit, yeah. Wait, Adam, I was going to ask you, I'm like, how come other podcasts are afraid to have those kind of guys on, but you don't care? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Don't you have someone calling you saying, what the fuck? No. When Adam speaks to people, it's not like he's co-signing that shit. He's like Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan and Vice Motherfuckers up and just has a conversation with them. And I think Adam does the same thing. him speaking to somebody is not him representing their message.
Starting point is 00:34:04 I like interviewing underground rappers and everything, but there's an extent to which it gets a little mundane. So I like to sort of throw myself into the fire pit and be like, let me get in here with Destiny and Richard Spencer, see what happens. Let me get in here with Zerker, and you can tell a bunch of girls how dumb they are. I think the cool part about No Jumper is the diversity in terms of like, it's just you understand this is entertainment and you don't realize it's necessarily a reflection of anyone's views.
Starting point is 00:34:27 And it's just us having an open discussion on different perspectives and how people navigate the world, such as me thinking Zerka is, like, dumb as fuck, despite being extremely sexy. Yeah, I mean, she's right. I don't hate women. It's just entertainment. No, I think you probably hate women.
Starting point is 00:34:44 He just like that. So anyway, okay, what else is an imperative that we discuss? We just kind of got lost in the weeds there for a moment. Okay, can we try to diagnose your mental illness of why you don't like pussy? Are you? Yeah, why do you only do blow jobs? I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 00:35:07 If men could get away with it, they would too. Because there's a higher level of submission with that. It's harder. It's just harder. Pussy feels really good. No, no, no, no. There's no. Way better than a mouth.
Starting point is 00:35:16 A woman on her knees is a lot harder than any other position, right? You can fuck a woman while she's on her knees. Yeah. Yeah, I will say it is like, it's an act of love. Like, if I'm, like, really, like, slobbing on that knob and, like, pushing out, like, my Tiana Trump techniques. and it means I really care about a guy. You know?
Starting point is 00:35:33 You've never met a guy that just wants head? I've totally met a guy. I feel like I like getting fingered more so than anything. You can finger me and leave. I got a finger-sized dick, so that's great. The thing I love about pussy is like, have you smelled some good vagina before? Never, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:48 You can smell it. It's wonderful. Pussy smells so bad you can smell it from a text message. It sounds like the candle's throwing them all. Bro, what that for? Have you smelled a bitch mouth? Exactly. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Exactly. Mouser's so much dirty than poosies. That's what I'm saying. I'm not going to go around. If they were like, oh, sniff my mouth, I'm good on that. I can just, yeah, I'm good. What is this myth, though? You smelled good pussy?
Starting point is 00:36:10 Huh? You smelled a good pussy before? I smell great pussy all the time, dude. Sometimes when she gets the jeans off it, I smell great pussy. This is good molly, bro. He's not good shit. No, but it's all about the overton window of pussy smells where, like, the older you get and the freaky you get,
Starting point is 00:36:24 the more that you're willing to accept some funky smelling vagina. Whereas in my head, the worst pussy I ever smelled was when I was like 16. But I don't really think that was the worst smelling pussy. I think it just seemed the worst to me because I was so young and I had never smelled it before and it freaked me the fuck out, you know? And it's crazy because you were 16 and like 74 or some shit like that. Oh, back in the day, this was Watergate pussy. Yeah, like the hip-to-hip bush pussy and shit like that.
Starting point is 00:36:49 I've encountered some like smelly dicks, dude. Like one of the first dicks, I don't know if I told this. She's too. Yes, dick she's, dude. Cheese. Yeah, I remember this guy, Provalon. He had like, he was a, he was a little, he had an ant eater penis, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:37:05 With some brie? Oh, where the skin covers it. Yeah, and then you pulled it back and there was like all this dick cheese. Yeah. And I was just like, I don't know, man. What cheese would you compare it to? Um, uh, fuck man, I would say like some, uh, would you eat it? Feta.
Starting point is 00:37:18 No, fuck no. Oh, me eat her. Me eat her. I feel like fetta is like heavily processed, isn't it? It doesn't just end up like that. It's kind of feda like, yeah. Yeah, it's like feda like. It's like, it's kind of, it could be like, like, squish, like, kind of like creamy, but also, like, clumpy.
Starting point is 00:37:33 The worst is pussy cheese, and we've seen that. Whoa, whoa, where the fuck is everybody getting all this cheese for? I've never had pussy cheese. I don't know what that is. There's no cheese in a black candy. Remember, I was having a threesome of this girl. That's a yeast infection. This guy was like, I want you guys to 69.
Starting point is 00:37:49 And as soon as, like, I pulled, like, he pulled his dick out. His dick was just covered in dick cheese. And, like, my face was on her pussy. And I was just like, I'm just. just not hungry right now, dude. Like, I was like, and I don't want to tell the girl, like, yo, you're, like, kind of like, like, congealing and shit. So I just kind of, like, did that, like, fake, like, finger thing, pretending to lick it
Starting point is 00:38:10 and stuff. That's a yeast infection. Yeah, I was like, I can't really get in here, man. This is a little. Okay. That's what you say all this. And you're like, you need to fix that. Do you guys say all this?
Starting point is 00:38:19 I'm starting to think Zerker might have a point. But he is kind of gross, man. That mouth is a lot less, less variable. Bro, at this point, I'm starting to think they know about some mouth cheese too because of shit. Like, the cheese? That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:38:35 I didn't see the cheese. She's cheeseless. I'm cheeseless. She's cheesy. Yeah. Me? Hot Cheetos. Oh.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Are you? You know, in ancient times, the vagina was, this is how they defined it, a psychic resonator portal. What the hell are you saying? Who defined it as that? What does that mean? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Like in ancient times, these geniuses. Plato said that. These philosophers said it's a portal, bro. But if we defined it, we just say gross. This is a portal in ancient times. Like they had different words. Now we just see it as a material. Oh, it's just flashing.
Starting point is 00:39:14 I feel like my pussy is like entering a new dimension. Do you feel you have a portal between your legs? Yeah, I feel like it'll bring you to another world. I believe it. Not with a condom. We had raw sex. It was cool. That was cool.
Starting point is 00:39:27 you know what's crazy is there's nothing more powerful than what's in between your legs because when you think of all politicians who like or anyone who gets canceled and loses a million dollar contract it's always because of some woman there's never any other reason why do you keep saying it's because of some woman like why isn't it the man's fault for going out and doing those things like why are you evading all of the issues and putting it all in the woman because the man is being feminine he's being like a woman he's trading a career for pussy yeah but That's like me working for Adam and fucking bitch back there. And Adam fires me and I go, damn, it was good pussy.
Starting point is 00:40:04 It was worth it. That's like feminine behavior. Right? A real man would be like, I'll see you later and you're going to give head. But a lot of guys, most guys lose their fucking everything because of what you guys are holstering. You should go to the Olympics for the mental gymnastics. But AJ is 100. Adrian, I love you.
Starting point is 00:40:22 You're 100% right. It is those simple fucking bitch's fault. Those men that act like women, it's their fault. Exactly. I don't really know how that's like acting like a woman. Like it like like would skip work to get dick? Like I don't know what. I don't think you guys would.
Starting point is 00:40:37 You can't skip your work to get dick. That's like counterproductive. Yeah, like skip work to get a different dick, yeah. But you guys are in LA so you don't see like what that. You guys are, you know that the guy at the grocery store is invisible to you girls? Like most men go 80% of men, I'd say go their whole lives with very little sex. No, we fuck fans. We fuck normal people.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Yeah. Yeah. I went to the bookstore. Okay, so I broke my back, obviously. I can't have sex. Oh, yeah, Twitchcon, right? Yeah. You can't even get a little bit of dick on the side or anything?
Starting point is 00:41:06 No, I have four shattered vertebrae. Did people believe you or they were just, like, not helping you there? They've seen the video, right? No, people knew. Like, I mean, I have the scar and, like, there's videos in me trying to walk after. Wait, how long do you think it's going to be until you can have sex again? Probably another six to eight months. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Like, I should be wearing a brace right now. working very, very hard to just, like, stand and walk in this. Is that the worst pain of your life? Yeah, I have two rods in there and eight screws for sure. This is worse than when Jordan left the game, man. Honestly, like... Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:38 And she didn't do it on our own terms either. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. So I was saying, so before that, I was at the bookstore and some random nice two came up to me and I fucked him. Like, I paid attention to him.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Why? Because I like normal guys. Like, you're just like... Why don't you keep him, though? You know, it's funny, girls always go, I gave this one guy some pussy, so I'm a good person. That's the worst thing you can do. Guys who get pussy once and get blocked for life, those guys kill themselves. The worst thing.
Starting point is 00:42:07 If you want to be a good girl, give that. No, if you want to be a good person, that grocery store guy, fucking for 10 years straight. What? If you want to, if you want to be mother Teresa. So you hate all women, but yeah, we should be enslaved to men. No, no, that guy. That guy's working with bags. He deserves it.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Oh, my God. My birthday party is like a convention. of all the people I've had sex with over the years. And it's like the diversity in those men is like astounding. Like there's like, they're all black. No, no, there was a lot of white guys. There was a lot of different types of people there. It's all black guys, short black guys, fat black guys.
Starting point is 00:42:41 But they were in there. Adam 22 was there. There was some YouTubers. There was diversity in the crowd. What race is the best sex? Don't be a pussy. I don't think there's really like the best race. Oh really?
Starting point is 00:42:53 You had some good white boy? Yeah. I fuck Johnny Sins. I fuck out of my. White boys can't fuck. What the hell? I know Johnny Sins hit it so much better than me. I think you guys are great.
Starting point is 00:43:02 I just hear about him. Girls tell me all the time about how they go to his crib to shoot and he'll be fucking the shit out of him for an hour and a half, two hours. And I'm like, damn, I'm putting in 20 minutes, you know. No, wait a minute. I just had a psychic revelation. This is so fucking. This is going to blow your mind.
Starting point is 00:43:20 I've never in the U.S. Is it a diverse country and stuff? I've never seen an Asian male porn star. There's a few. Oh, have you seen a Chinese dude hitting it on the hub? No, no, no. I don't look for the men.
Starting point is 00:43:35 There is some. There is some, and I actually love Asian men. It's kind of like my thing. There is some, and if you go to porn hub, you will see it. Like you get turned on by them? Yeah, I fucking love you. What's the biggest Asian dick you've ever seen? Two.
Starting point is 00:43:49 I feel like they... Really? Realistically, probably around 9 to 10 inches. Really? seen a huge one. I asked you and you told me you never seen it. No, I was saying I was, my sentence was, my sentence was I fuck Leo Vison. He's an Asian porn star. Oh, really? You got a big one? Most like, it's a lie. Whoa, whoa. You've met a Chinese guy with a nine inch dick.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Yeah, I took his virginity. And I have a bugadi outside. You took a, wait, you took his virginity? What the fuck was he doing with that thing before this? Well, I was like being a hoe back in the day. I don't buy this. So he booked me for it. I mean, you took a nine inch dick. And then he went into the porn world. No, no, no, no, he didn't go into the porn world. I'm just saying there's other guys in porn that are Asian. Yo, okay, but can you be real with me? Is there a racial hierarchy of penis size? Is it, blacks get the gold, whites get the silver, and then Asian?
Starting point is 00:44:37 Is this how, and where do Hispanics fit in there? Okay, so I would say it would be black guys, and then honestly, I would say it be a tie between, like, white guys and Hispanic guys. But, like, Hispanic guys have thicker dicks, you know? Their dicks are thicker rather than longer. Wow. Yeah. I don't know why. Lately, I haven't really been as obsessed of big size
Starting point is 00:45:01 because I feel like I like a good middle large. I like a medium. Big dick. Medium. Yeah, you like a hard. Yeah. I wanted to like, I was telling you yesterday, I wanted to hit my cervix. Yeah, I don't need it to meet my cervix,
Starting point is 00:45:14 but I feel like a good four to six inches is like an amicable size that we could comfortably have sex every day. You said four to six? Four to six is fine. You got to knock the bottom. out that motherfucker. What the hell is going on? I feel like there's no such thing as a dick that's too small, but there's definitely
Starting point is 00:45:30 such a thing as a dick that's too big. Shut the fuck. There is. Okay, if you have a 13-inch dick, I can't fuck you, man. Like, that's crazy. I don't know that, though. Like, what do you do? Okay.
Starting point is 00:45:39 There's definitely guys in porn whose dicks are so big that I'm like, this literally might like make my, like, my body like a little salsable of crap, you know? Like, I can't fuck that. You need to step it up. Just put that whole thing in there. But if we. hook up with girls, we like don't need giant things in our pussy. We can like come in different ways. So I don't need like a ginormous dick all the time. Maybe like on holidays. How do you
Starting point is 00:46:04 handle a one inch dick? What do you do with that? Bro, you do four. You do four play and stuff like that. Just like a lot of fucking foreplay. And then honestly like you sit on his face. Yeah. Also like girls don't need like deep penetration to come like a little dick probably is really good because they're hitting your your your G spot like easily. You just grind on them. So. So. You just hit that shit like an analog. Normally, normally, normally anybody that has like a really small dick like that is always like a fat guy,
Starting point is 00:46:31 which is totally fine because then you can fuck his dick. I like fat men. He was skimmy when I met him, so he's known both sides of it. Yeah, but I like fat men. Like, that's my thing. That's my king. Does your dick get smaller when you get fatter?
Starting point is 00:46:45 Or is it just hidden? I heard that was supposed to happen. However, I've been blessed enough to maintain the same average dick that I've always had. That's nice. I think it's just the peasant. padding there. You know, you have a fat pad that makes it look smaller because it's sort of like
Starting point is 00:46:58 has to compete against your fat pat. Yeah, well, I did develop a fupa of fat upper penis area. But see, fucking fupas, like with the dig inside of you and having your clip rub a fupa is really nice. I heard that chicks like that. I haven't been with a fat guy yet. And I think I would like to. You would love it. Hey, I'll charge you 50% off. Just let you know. I know a few. But they need to be funny. One of my kids. And they need to reach through my BBL ass, you know. Yeah, that is the problem with women who have big bucks. Is that at a certain point, if you got like a three, four inch dig? It doesn't fit in there.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Yeah. I would have to, like, sit on it. You have to really open that shit up to get in there. I fuck girls with big, like, natural asses where it's been like, oh, this is not. Like, if I was not on camera right now, I don't know what the fuck I would do if this is in real life. Like, I got to make it work because it's on camera, but I don't know. This is, like, really not a thing. Like you're not.
Starting point is 00:47:47 Penetrating? I'm fucking, like, two inches of the end of my digger in there, and I'm, like, hitting it, like, I'm on camera, but it's so hard to, like, get in there. There's so much ass. It's a fucking real tricky problem to figure out. Even more difficult than that is fucking a girl that has a big ass like that, but she's also seven months pregnant. What?
Starting point is 00:48:04 Mind you, I have no kids. I have no kids. You like the pregnant ladies. It's a threesome. Extra warm. It's extra warm. I have a pregnancy kink. I have a fake belly bump that I like to wear sometimes.
Starting point is 00:48:14 What? Oh, that's a little. Who, what do you wear it to do? Sometimes I like the attention of walking outside looking really pregnant because people will make room for me. but I like to have sex with like, you know, like a skim's dress on, but like it hiked up. This is actually too much from the world. She's disturbed.
Starting point is 00:48:30 But it's just like I look so pregnant and like I'm so cute and like fertile. You're deranged. Okay. You don't have sex. Put a pin in that. Because Rumi is deranged. Let me throw this idea out there and I said this on the podcast the other day, but I want to hear your thoughts. I was listening to a podcast the other day and this woman made the point that she said the female or the sexual revolution has been bad for women.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Because with women, if they have sex with a lot of different guys, we all know that a woman is more likely to orgasm from having sex with the same guy over and over, whereas a guy, you could fuck 20 women and just come, and it is what it is. But on average, this woman was saying that for women, being in a committed relationship or a long-term relationship, at least, is way more likely to give you significant amounts of pleasure. On average, that girl sounds like a loser, though. She seemed pretty smart in context. I might not communicate perfectly, but...
Starting point is 00:49:20 Here's the thing. I can agree with that. and kind of disagree. So I agree with that in the sense is like, if you give a girl really good sex, they like you, right? Like any guy that's really fucked me good, I've started to like, right? And I think that for us, we don't get horny. I like to say women like to be desired.
Starting point is 00:49:39 Women don't get horny. We like to be desired. So if you desire us, it in turn makes us want to fuck and makes us horny, right? But at the same time, I can make myself come on anybody, right? I know how to move my body to where I can come fucking anybody. So there is that. You're good at it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:56 The average woman, I don't think, would be able to say that. Here's what I got from... But building a nice connection does give you better orgasms because you have the love there. So do you feel like encouraging women to have shitloads of sex partners
Starting point is 00:50:07 is kind of... It might feel empowering, but it's probably not good for that woman's long-term enjoyment of sex, right? I think... I don't think it's harmful at all, though. Yeah, I don't think it's harmful. Damn, Adam, you're in the porn industry
Starting point is 00:50:19 and you say that on your podcast. You're real as fuck. I'm just throwing the idea. You're damaging your... own bag. That's real as fuck. That's real as fuck. Women should be told that you can sleep with whoever you want. I just kind of think it might
Starting point is 00:50:31 not be for the best. You're fucking up their bag. They do it on camera. 50 bodies ago, I probably suck at sex a little bit harder than I suck at sex now. Every time I have a new sexual experience of someone, I hopefully try to walk away from it with knowing a little bit
Starting point is 00:50:47 more about myself and what I like and what I don't like about... Or how to make a guy juice. The difference from men and Women, when we're talking about sex or anything, really, women are all young guys got to listen to this. Every city on earth has some bum broke drug dealer who has the hottest chick. He doesn't do anything for her and she's in love with him. We all know this guy. I was this guy once.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Women are all mental. We men can hit it. We can hit the flesh. We don't have to be mental, right? She could look like fucking grimace or a fucking hamburger. We'd hit it. but women are all mental and that's why a lot of guys
Starting point is 00:51:27 there's this whole fucking section on the internet where guys hit it right she orgasms she loves the night still blocks that little bitch me I've been with girls where they don't fucking nut for a month with me they chase me around to the end of time dude women respond to spellcasting
Starting point is 00:51:45 and words bro they're so mental and once you actually know what you're doing you can make her nut with words when she's across from you at the hotel. You could say, I'm your blood father. Get down, bitch.
Starting point is 00:51:57 And she's just, oh, she's just nut. If you got to go. It's all mental, bro. It's all mental with women. It's all mental. If I can't.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Why do you think Manuel Ferrer is the highest paid porn star from the men? He's whispering all Sanskrit and all these languages in their ears. Sometimes, sometimes if I can't have an orgasm, sometimes if I can't have an orgasm, like a guy will kind of talk me through it while we're having sex and encourage me to have an orgasm. and that does actually make me come.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Especially if you're hooking up with a dude who he's a mean guy and you know he's a mean guy but you're just horny, whatever. I don't fuck me in men. Of course you guys have never fucked a mean guy? No, fuck that. I mean fuck you. You think women are stupid. Mean guys get everything. What the fuck are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:52:42 No, I don't like to fuck me people. You are uneducated, man. You think nice guys get pussy? Nice guys finish last. You know the act... I dated a nice guy for years, bro. You know, a nice guy, the act of sex, when you look at it, it kind of looks toxic, right? It looks like a, it looks like a genocide, right?
Starting point is 00:53:00 But that's why. What do you be doing? No, no, like, you know, if you want, it looks like a, what are you? It looks like a, what are you see? What, it looks like? What does it look like Titanic? Do you guys? It's not fucking love.
Starting point is 00:53:09 It looks like Rwanda. No, but I'm saying it looks like animalistic, right? Not always, sometimes. Most, oh my, when you, when he's building a momentum, come on. When I was a lot more insecure, I would fuck mean guys. but now I'm not insecure, so I don't fuck losers. Okay, have you ever been smashed hard? Like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:29 She's been gang bang by like 50 dudes. That's like my job. That's why nice guys finished last because in her psyche, she cannot see him actually smashing hard. I think nice guys smash hard. What are you talking about? That's why women,
Starting point is 00:53:41 yo, you women, even when you're successful, you guys will date a fucking criminal out of jail. Adam would never fucking date a girl out of jail. I wouldn't date anybody like that. What the fuck are you talking? So, Crooks get a lot of pussy. Am I crazy? They might have been taken advantage of by a racist police system that we live under in America.
Starting point is 00:53:59 That's true. You should be forgiving of these criminals. First time I got arrested. First time I got arrested, Adri, the most DMs I ever had. Yeah, but here's the thing. Well, okay, so that's other women. But like, I'm not going to talk to. No.
Starting point is 00:54:11 Even nerds. Everyone like. I want to talk to somebody's on my level. They're like a villain. You guys like a villain. No. No. So earlier in the pod, you were talking about how when you were on to come up,
Starting point is 00:54:21 you were going broke trying to fuck. mid-bitches and women. And then you were talking about how, on the other hand, when we were, like, in our cars and unhoused, like, hot guys were just magically, hot, rich guys were falling off the earth trying to fuck us. So which is it? What reality are we living in?
Starting point is 00:54:35 It doesn't have to be all guys. You guys always had a plan B to not kill yourselves. What? We've always thought about, like, damn, bro, this world's unfair. You guys never think the world's unfair. I think a lot of us think the world's unfair. Hell no.
Starting point is 00:54:50 What, in your Ferrari? Aren't you guys rich? Yeah. No. Are you just driving the fucking Ferrari? It's so unfair. No, I have a $40,000 car. Like, I'm not fucking rich.
Starting point is 00:55:01 I pay my, you know how much taxes I pay? You're rich. No, baby, I'm not rich. Adriana Tchick is like the biggest name. Yeah, but I'm not rich. I didn't pay my taxes for like seven years, so I'm still working that shit out.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Don't say that. No, it's good, it's good, it's good. I got a lawyer. We're on the same page. Yeah, I got lawyers. So we're good. I'm getting my shit together. she told me one time that I considered
Starting point is 00:55:24 quite revelatory. I think this was on plug talk only plug talk.com. Go watch our scene with Adriana Chetchick, but she said that one time she met a guy and he was coming over and she decided to surprise him by wearing sexy lingerie or whatever and he opens the door and goes in and kicks it with her for fucking five minutes, ten minutes, and then
Starting point is 00:55:42 he has to go use the bathroom and then he comes down and he's like, I'm sorry, I just can't do this. And she basically overwhelmed him. That would be my ideal situation. With like every girl I met my entire life. It's like I come over and you have lingerie on and you want to get freaky. That happens to me all the time actually.
Starting point is 00:55:59 It's very hard for me to get late, to be honest. I do get rejected often. You're just too forward. Can we get that as a sound bite? Adriana Chechnik is saying she's having trouble getting late. I really am. I'm going to kill myself Adam. Are we capping this hard?
Starting point is 00:56:11 You need to work harder or are they fly better. I mean, of course we have options, but those options suck ass. Like, I mean, I could walk outside and a million guys would be like, I want to fuck you. And I'm like, you are co-signing. me for probably the worst experience of my life. Like, this is a waste of my goddamn time. I thought you fucked Adam. You're insulting Adam.
Starting point is 00:56:28 No, that was good. That was the best, too. Yeah. I killed it. Watch it. No, but, okay, so the other day I did this poker podcast, and so I'm talking to this female poker player, Veronica, and she's closer to, like, a normie than the average girl that I'm around.
Starting point is 00:56:43 No offense to her, like, being a poker pro, obviously, like, not, like, a normie life. But compared to all the porn stars, I'm around and shit, it's like, and I'm talking about fucking, and I'm talking about working at getting bad. at fucking and like giving some tips to guys about how to stay hard longer and how to you know try to make her come and everything like that and I she just responds she's like this is just like depressing for me because I feel like so much of the sex that I've had in my life has just been like guys not even trying not even like even scratching the surface and I I felt the depressing undertones of her saying that of like how bad it must be fucking random dudes like and just having
Starting point is 00:57:18 them just be terrible and I felt for her yeah you never really? What happens a lot? In an inverse way, I feel like sometimes, if I feel like a guy's watched a lot of my porn, he, like, expects me to go nuts, like, when we finally have sex, and it makes me feel, like, really weird. Like, I, like, don't want to do it anymore.
Starting point is 00:57:38 Like, it's, like, they've, like, seen me do, like, some insane gang bang shit, and then I think I'm going to, like, throw out their dick in, like, one second. They show up with 30 of their friends. And I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Add it to the group, Jeff. Yeah, and I feel like that's why it's hard for us to date
Starting point is 00:57:51 because they expect us to go nuts and, like, try really hard. And it's like, sometimes I just want to have, like, missionary eyes closed forehead to forehead. I got a home who just became single and I hooked him up with a porn star. Like, I hit up this girl that I knew he liked. I was like, hey, would you go out with my friend? She said, yes, he's going to hang out with or whatever. And I told him, I'm like, yo, just don't say anything about the fact that she's fucked giant dicks before you. Because I'm like, girls always mention that to me as just being kind of cringe that whenever dudes fuck a porn star,
Starting point is 00:58:20 they're always like, oh, I know you took fucking 12-inch dicks before, my dick's not that big. Like, just don't say anything about it. Just act like it's all normal. That's some reckless shit. What, bringing that up? Yeah. You wouldn't be tempted to bring it up? No, not me.
Starting point is 00:58:34 Because the thing is, like, this is something that we both know. I don't need you to tell me. You don't need me to tell you. So it's like. Exactly. No, dude. Like, if a bitchfuck dread and I get the chance to fuck, I'm not going to be like, well, uh, I'm no drag.
Starting point is 00:58:46 You just be happy. You had that monster, but here's mine. Yeah. Like, I don't care if your pussy is like a jinkgo leg. I'm gonna do my thing. Yeah, that's why. That's why when you was talking about how fucking a dude once is rude or wrong or something, totally disagree, man.
Starting point is 00:59:05 Because let me ask you this. If you had a chance to fuck either of them, you asked for her number before. So let's say, A.Gie, right? If you had a chance to fuck her once, right? And she never fucked with you again. You wouldn't think like, oh, yeah, that was cool, man. I fucked that way. Yeah, but I'm not like the average guy.
Starting point is 00:59:20 The average guy got nothing else DMing them, so they go back to like empty DMs. Bro, there's people that go on Will of Fortune and win a fucking car and a big ass vacation. It's not like they keep winning that shit. I feel like fucking one of her in a shit. I love that.
Starting point is 00:59:35 He's a nice guy. She's Pat Sejad. I love you. If you fuck the woman once, you never fucked her. All right? You fucked her if you've had it 10, 20 times. Then you can claim once Who the fuck we want? Who want to claim
Starting point is 00:59:50 But these are professionals. Yeah. You ever played ball with Kobe? You ever had a steak from Salt Bay? Right. Like if you get a chance to play ball with Kobe, you're probably going to get to play ball with them once, right? That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:00:01 If you fuck Nikki Minaj one time, you fucked it. You're allowed to say you fuck her. Let's be real. I don't know 10 times. Like, if I got in there once, I'm happy with it. Also, I feel like if I got, if I fucked like a virgin,
Starting point is 01:00:15 I feel like he would be able to walk from life with a lot more confidence after fucking me that he would then. So you're pro pity fucking. I love pity fucking. That's like my sport. That's like my like, like fulfills me. It's fun to make somebody's day.
Starting point is 01:00:27 Yeah, I like making men horny. That's my job. I think more women need that attitude. But I like. It's kind of dangerous. But I like, what do you mean? Like men. The guy that you're giving some like sympathy kitty to, that guy's a school shooter.
Starting point is 01:00:40 What? No. No. That guy's a dangerous motherfucker. She's giving a school shoot a whole. And, bro, there's nothing. Yeah. If you was about to shoot up at school, right?
Starting point is 01:00:49 And then somebody get- You get fucked by Guzumi? I save lives of this pussy. I'm not shooting up no more schools. There's a chance, bro. I live to see another day where I might be able to have that shit happen again. I would rather be locked up
Starting point is 01:01:01 with bloods and crips than a dude who never got pussy. That guy's a serial killer, bro. What the fuck? A dude who's getting sympathy pussy, that's a dangerous dude. You know that homie that gets- Why are you calling it sympathy?
Starting point is 01:01:12 It's not sympathy. She said pity. She said pity. He said pity. He said you like to pity. He said you like to pity. didn't say that. But he's the thing, it's about making somebody's day. Like, it turns us on to see somebody get happy. Well, that's Ted Bundy's day you made. That's a dangerous. And he wouldn't
Starting point is 01:01:29 mean Ted Bundy anymore. That's a normal, that's a normal guy who doesn't know how to talk to women or someone maybe who's disabled or handicapped who can't normally get women. And we gave them the confidence after us to go out and go out and try and get a woman. Check this out. If you guys went up to any dude on the street and said, yo, do you want to come to my crib? Most men married the whole say yes. If we have a Ferrari, we pull up to a chick, she'll still hesitate. Why? Your biggest fear.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Because you could be a murderer. Exactly. And that's why women like players, because they go, this guy, he's got women. There's no way he's going to strangle and murder me. But if you go for that dude who got nothing, he's just some fucking dork, that, you know that weird kid in the back of the class? You give the weird kid in the back of class some pussy? That's so dangerous.
Starting point is 01:02:17 You want to go to that guy's house? That's so dangerous, bro. No, those are the guys I like. Those are the guys I go for. I go for nerdy guys. He's starting to make a point, man. That's a scary day. Think of the homie we have who never gets pussy at the bar.
Starting point is 01:02:29 That's the guy who betrays us. You think if I get something. That's every single time, the guy, our homie that gets no pussy, he's killing women. He's the murder of the group. He's the most dangerous. He's the first to snitch.
Starting point is 01:02:40 There are plenty of men out there that haven't gotten pussy that are totally fucking normal, bro. Like, What are you watching? No, it's not that normal. Yeah, it's a ticking time bomb. If you don't get some pussy soon, you're going to crash out. I'm saving lives by giving that guy pussy.
Starting point is 01:02:54 I gave a fan experience for the disabled one time. I fucked this blind guy because he had listened to my voice on No Jumper Podcast. So proud to be a part of this. And I felt like after having sex with him, I felt like it really made his life so much happier in like a world full of darkness. Was it awkward experience? It was still dark. Yeah, it was still dark. You didn't write up shit.
Starting point is 01:03:19 You fucked the blind guy. Yeah, he was blind. You didn't cure that shit. You're not missed the beast. But he definitely like, was there awkward moments? Like, did he, was he like, where are you? Oh. You know, I kind of was like, do you know what I like look like?
Starting point is 01:03:32 And he was like, you ask the blind guy that? Holy fucking shit. Like, what do you have an idea of like, he was like, I know you're like Asian, you know? I was like, I am. He's like, I know you're Asian. You know how they have that walking stick? Was he like fingering you with that before you got going? No, he'd been fingering me with that.
Starting point is 01:03:48 But I did ask him like, are you a titty guy or an ass guy? And he said tities. And I let him like, like, like, how good would it feel if you couldn't see it? I don't know. That'd be crazy because you're getting titty fucked and then she could just pull out the trap guard and say that's actually my ass. You know what? She could just switch it. You can't tell the difference between ass and titty?
Starting point is 01:04:07 I'm saying he doesn't have the reassurance to know if it's tits. If I was blind, how would I have any kind of reassurance that they weren't trans? Whoa. I mean, like, there's like my, well, I mean, they're really good. Like, they can tell what you look like just by touching your face. They're like when you're blind or other sentences are heightened. Oh, like, daredevil. No, I don't believe that shit because what image do they form in their head when they start touching your face if they're blind?
Starting point is 01:04:32 The shapes, baby, the shades. Yeah, I mean. No, you could be like that. All right. So if you have acne and he starts reading shit off your face. It's going to feel like you have acne. That's braille. So, like, if I could feel you have high cheek.
Starting point is 01:04:44 bones, then I'm going to think you're hot because I know that had cheekbones is a good thing, even though I can't actually see you. He actually was able to see for a long portion of his life. He was a frat guy. Oh, so he's seen a woman. So he's seen a woman. And then at some point he did lose his vision, unfortunately. Shout out Gabriel.
Starting point is 01:05:01 I love you so much. We talk all the time through voice notes and stuff. So we're able to, we've actually cultivated a really amazing friendship. I have a lot of love for that guy. But I do, I feel like after I gave bro pussy, it really really, motivated me to keep giving more pussy to the world. I gave bro pussy as a crazy phrase. I'm not going on.
Starting point is 01:05:19 No, like it made me happy. Like I felt like you know, sometimes people don't see that people like that, you know, have the same needs as all of us. Like everyone... You're not about pussy charity. I admire your generosity, but I think ain't no such thing as halfway crooks. You should have fucked somebody that was born blind.
Starting point is 01:05:35 Oh. That wasn't blind enough, bro? Not blind enough. You should fuck a retarded person. I'd be really big. I definitely have. No, but like someone formally retarded. Oh, okay. I definitely have.
Starting point is 01:05:48 Okay. Word. All right. Girls. It's Adam. Thank you guys so much for pulling up. I really appreciate you guys taking in the wisdom of Zirka. And hopefully you guys could have impacted him in some way.
Starting point is 01:06:00 I know I've been impacted. So. Sure. Thank you very much for your time. Thank you. Appreciate you guys. He can impact me. Oh.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Yeah. Oh. All right.

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