No Jumper - Aliza, Blu Jasmine & Adam Argue About Doing OF Together, Body Count, Trains and More

Episode Date: November 26, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 No jumper. We back in this. I had an idea, Blue Jasmine. What if we had her try out a little bit as a host? And, you know, once I thought that, I thought, who better for her to speak to than probably one of the most explosive people I've ever had on the podcast? Eliza. Yes. What's up, guys? I'm Blue Jasmine, and we're here with the one in only, Eliza. You're here at the same time as me. What are you here for? Like, what are you here in L.A. for? Oh, to visit my family for Thanksgiving, do this, you know. Sucks seven dicks. I wish, girl. Are you serious? I don't suck any dicks because I've been here now.
Starting point is 00:00:39 I got here yesterday, though. Do you want to eat pussy? I'm just curious. Asking for our friend. I want to eat a dikes. Well, I don't want to eat a dix pussy. I want to fuck a dike. Like Coily Ray?
Starting point is 00:00:47 No, she's not diking up like Young M. She got a boyfriend. I want to get fucked like by a dyke with a strap on. Young M. Yeah. She does, I don't think she fucks me, though. I've been trying to fuck her for like years. Really?
Starting point is 00:00:58 What are you talking about? What are you read to her? I'm just like, I'm trying to fuck, bitch. Please. And my fan page harasses the fuck out of her. So she probably is, like, tag her and tell her. Please. Today.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Please fuck my friend. I don't care. Can I watch? Yeah. We've had Young Emma on the podcast, and I don't feel comfortable reaching out to her and saying, hey, I know this girl that wants to hook up with you. Why? Is she scary?
Starting point is 00:01:16 I don't think I belong in lesbian relations. I don't think I have any business getting involved. Stay in your lame, Adam. I mean, I think that's probably a safe bet. See, the reason why I thought this conversation would be so interesting because you guys are both hoes of a very different feather. Yes. We might not flock up.
Starting point is 00:01:34 We might flock together. Maybe. I'll fuck with you, even though if we don't agree on shit. Yeah. A lot of my friends, like, live different with fucking lifestyles than me, but, like, we get along great. And I'll bring you around all the guys that want to fuck me
Starting point is 00:01:46 and just take their money. No, I'm kidding. You guys represent two very different brands of hoeing. Like, with Eliza, we have the brand that is kind of like, I love to get naked and suck 18 dicks in a row. and, you know, spit on me, break my jaw, that version of the game. And on the other hand, we have Blue Jasmine, who's more like, no, I'm going to get an apartment and a G-Wagon out of my pussy,
Starting point is 00:02:11 or out of you with my pussy, and it's just a different brand. And I want to be treated like a princess. I mean, she's definitely the smarter one. I'm just a horror. Like, I just genuinely enjoy it. Like, I told you, I think it's like my trauma. That makes me, like, really, like, to be, like, shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:25 So, like, do you, so no money involved ever, not even, like, Like, I mean, I have. I used to like first dates in the Cardiator store. Before I blew up, I would like get money from the NBA players and shit. But like now I don't need their money. So I just don't give a fuck. So it's just free still. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:41 I guess. Yeah. But like they're like my friends. Like I talk to them like every day. Like I don't know. I have one of them that he'll send me money all the time. But like I never asked for it. He'll just like send it to me.
Starting point is 00:02:53 As he should. Yeah. The fuck. No. And that's why I love him. I've been fucking with him for like five years. I wondered why you only decided to fuck with celebrities, like, strictly. I saw that you only wanted to, like, fuck with celebrities, period.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Like, why? Okay. Wars, bro. Yes, but in the beginning, I felt gassed up because I didn't know, like, they'll fuck anything. I was like, oh, my God, like, I must be that bitch, because I pulled this guy and I was fucking ugly back then. So I was like, damn, like, it just, like, it fed my ego and my confidence. And then once I spent more time around them, I was like, no, this ain't it.
Starting point is 00:03:24 I have a couple that I still fuck with that, like, treat me good. but the majority of them, like, are assholes. So when they treat you good, like, how do they treat you good? Okay, no, no, no. Like, okay, when I, I like to be treated good unless we're fucking. So if you're, like, an asshole to me, like, all the time I don't like that. Like, I'll probably not fuck you again. But they treat you good like take you shopping?
Starting point is 00:03:43 No, they treat me good. Like, they're nice to you. They're nice people, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like the minimum. But then in the sack, she wants to be degraded and spit on and beaten within an inch of her life. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Why? I don't know. I used to hate that shit. but then I was in like this relationship where my ex used to beat this shit out of me and then after that now I like get turned on by my life I told like I smashed a honey bottle on my head smash a what henny bottle on my head on my head I got fucked by an AR before a pistol AR app an AR 15 but if the henny bottle is a little OD to me because if I had a henny bottle in my hand even the little henny bottle and I fucking really tried to hit you in the head with it no I would have been pissed if he did it it was just in the You might get a concussion. You're at least going to split your head open and be bleeding everywhere. You're going to need to get stitches.
Starting point is 00:04:32 This is horrible. No, he didn't do. Fuck no. No matter how turned on the girl was. Listen, I'll slap a girl. Give her a light slap on the face. Sure. Something like that.
Starting point is 00:04:41 She doesn't want it light. I'm not going to punch you because guess what? I'm fucking Mike Tyson compared to you. I'm going to murder you. It's not going to be fun. It's not going to be good. What's like the most violent shit a guy has done to you? One time when you got chokes a hard, I passed out.
Starting point is 00:04:53 But I don't think that's that crazy. Like, I feel like that happens a lot. I don't know. Just like getting slapped around. I don't know. I do want to get pistol whip, but not like hard. It's just like the... Guys, you're running here first.
Starting point is 00:05:07 If you guys want to pistol whip, Eliza. What if it goes off? That's a bar in one of my songs. I said piss. Say it, say it. What's the bar? No, I don't want to say it. Say it.
Starting point is 00:05:16 You already said it. Okay, well, it's just going to sound retarney because it's not in the song. Just say it. Fuck it. Me Baby. I told you that I'm crazy. Oh, I said, fuck me with your Smith and Westin. That's Russian Roulette.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Pistol Whipipie baby. He told you that I'm crazy. For the record, that sounded stupid in the song context as well. You didn't hear the song you did. Oh, this is an unreleased song. Yeah. None of my songs are released. Yeah, you have the one song.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Oh, the rap song. Yeah. Oh, relax. That was a joke. I'm not a rapper. I'm, like, making music like I'm singing now. I'm curious about where both of you guys are out in your lives right now because your BBL is what, like a year old?
Starting point is 00:05:50 Your BBL is like a week old. I didn't get a BBL. What did? I just got a light bow. Oh, okay. their hips? Those are nots? Um, no. I mean, I've got like, like, like, I did, this is like my third lipo, um, whatever. But you've never had the, but shots, butt shots, but shots. But you haven't had the fat put into your butt. Never. That's usually the preferred method. Why have you,
Starting point is 00:06:07 because, um, when I was poor, I got butt shots initially because it was more money to get a whole lipo BBL. So I got butt shots. And then when I actually went to go get a lipo BBL, they were like, oh, you can't get a BBL. Because it's like, you can die. Really? They, they took my ass shots out, my second BBL. Because I got ass shots after my first one. Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's a lot of girls in porn who are getting BBL fat transfers on top of their butt shots. I'm pretty sure. Or they go to other countries, do it. Yeah, but these women are ready to die for their butts.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Yeah, me too. Me too. I've dealt with- I died during my second surgery and they finished, they like revived me and finished my surgery. I ended up in the hospital after this surgery. It shit was crazy. Jesus Christ. But I would do it again.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Like when I first was in the hospital, I'm like, oh my God, please. I would never do this again. After like two weeks, I'm like, yeah, third lip-on next year. Why are you so detached from? From like, what, you don't care if you die? What is this? What are you telling me? I think they were just, like, taking chances.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Yeah, and like, whatever. But you don't live like that in every other part of your life, right? You're not going to fucking go rob a bank, right? No, because I don't know how. But, like, if I did know how to do it and get away with it, like, I obviously trust a surgeon that I would come out alive, you know? But women die doing this, right? It's like the most deadly fucking surgery in the world.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Well, the BBL is, LIFO's not too bad. It's not way safer than a BBO. It's the injection into your body. but that's the dangerous part because if they hit a vein, you'll instantly die. Like if the fat hits, touches a vein, it like goes straight to your heart and you die. But it took at the bottom of your butt. Yeah. That vein.
Starting point is 00:07:34 So, yeah, I don't have no bottom butt. So I want, I want you return to the conversation you were having with Eliza, which I was visiting earlier, which is why is Eliza all of a sudden deciding that she's backing out on doing the only fans double blow job scene with me and my girl? We were going to do the full sex scene. Eliza says she wasn't necessarily comfortable with that. I don't know why, but my girl said, let's just do the blowjub scene, whatever. Eliza's rejecting it. Eliza, I've seen you get gang bang by six or seven dudes on your fucking, on her Twitter. What is what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:08:07 So then what the fuck? Okay. He gave you opportunities. He deserves his dick-suck. It's like you can suck a pop school. It's basically the same thing. Like men who give women opportunities deserve their dick suck. I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Well, thank you very much. I appreciate that son. But I just want to make sure, like, that's a bit, like, I don't know. I know I'm like, my sex tapes are all over the internet. But it's different when you have like a set and like lights and camera than when the guy's just fucking recording you fucking. Okay, but by a set, you realize that it's like a couch in the corner of a room at a house. So it's not really like, it's a set chair. And the cameraman, it's like, what is it?
Starting point is 00:08:40 It's a fucking, it's just a person holding the camera. It's not like, I could film myself. He's not interested in the business. Can I film it? What if she filmed it? What if I filmed it? Okay, maybe. I want to make sure
Starting point is 00:08:54 that when I make the decision I'm 100% sure Because I've got gang bangs on camera Lena's hot No that's what I'm saying I want to fuck Lena but I'm just scared about But listen this is the whole thing That is crazy about it to me
Starting point is 00:09:08 And I'm not acting like any woman is bugging For not want to suck my dick on camera By all means I understand It's a big decision You might never be able to get alone again You might get kicked out of your family And your church Etcetera
Starting point is 00:09:19 But you've posted you getting gang man. You went viral, like the most viral that anybody has ever gone for talking about sucking seven dicks in a row. The idea that sucking one dick, just because there's a cameraman.
Starting point is 00:09:36 I kind of just like being able to say that I've never sucked or fucked anyone on a no jumper. Like, I'm proud of that. What? The only place in the world? Like most of the time that I've hung out with you, you've been drunk and saying something about how you wanted to suck my dick. And I've been having to be like,
Starting point is 00:09:51 Eliza, shut up. Don't say this up to me. My girl's going to see it on the live stream. She's not going to want to do content together, et cetera. I've been the one scolding you telling you like, don't sit on my lap. Don't put your hand on my leg. I know.
Starting point is 00:10:04 I'm just a big flirt. I think that Eliza would like, would do it if it was like amateur vibes. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You see, she doesn't want to like. Adam, why don't you record it? On your goddamn iPhone. Well, that normally is what me and my girl do, but we have a new show called PlugTalk available at only plug talk.
Starting point is 00:10:21 And the idea basically, I don't know if Blue Jasmine's aware of this, but basically me and my girl, we sit on an orange couch and we interview a woman. And then at the end of the episode, once we're done interviewing her, we hook up with her. Oh, shit. And we've also done some other formats where we, you know. Is it like the couch, casting couch? It's not the cast. People always want to say that. It's not casting couch because the people who are on it have already been cast.
Starting point is 00:10:43 You know, the casting couch is like where you're making the decision about if you want to work together. Okay, wait. Will you suck and sick? I'll suck a sick if you do it? No. For the record, I did not ask you to say that. No, wait, me? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:56 No, I know. What the fuck? Well, but she doesn't, she doesn't do an only fan. She doesn't suck dick publicly, right? Okay, okay. Never? What do you mean? You still have, I have one video that I did during quarantine, you know?
Starting point is 00:11:08 A beege video. Did you post it, though, or it's just like on your phone? I posted it. It's on your only fans. It's in the DMs? It was there, it was there, but yeah. But now you're not showing it? I haven't put, sent it out.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Ooh. Yeah. well but I look pretty hot I look hot doing it you do you look great and I was I was actually encouraging blue jasmine I'm like you need to get in the fucking game if you get started doing a little bit more serious on the only fans you could blow the fuck up I'm with it I feel like the bartender yeah because we're actually
Starting point is 00:11:38 it's just the easiest fucking money that's why I'm like we're having a meeting after this me her and Lennon yeah fuck you Adam you're not invited no she's not invited you're inviting I don't you make me want to suck anything less because you're being a mean to me. How am I being mean? I'm not even pressuring you at all. As long as it's amateur, Adam. She said she's down. I'm not an amateur. I'm a professional dick slinger. Relax.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Whoa, I thought you were going to say. You've been slinging dick for like a year, right? I'm not mad at Eliza. I'm just kind of like, oh, okay, I'm not going to like keep chasing after this. If she's going to be all wishy-washy. Because also, this is the thing, you don't realize, like, yes, amateur sounds good, but we booked a filmmaker and a sound guy, and now you're, like, deciding the last minute you don't want to do it. So now we have to tell the filmer and the sound guy, hey, like, don't. Do you want me to pay them?
Starting point is 00:12:21 No. Like, I don't want to, like, hurt your business. I'm just, like, explaining why to us when somebody books us and then doesn't want to show up, like, at the last minute. It's not, like, oh, we could just do whatever we want. But what made you, like, not want to show up the last minute? What the fuck was going through your head? Well, okay, I started with her. My dick's too big.
Starting point is 00:12:37 And I don't know. I was talking to, like, this girl that was trying to manage me right now. And she was just like, I was just telling her how I feel. I was like, I just don't know. Like, I'm kind of scared. She's like, if you're not sure about it, just postpone it. Fuck her. Make the decision, like, when you know.
Starting point is 00:12:51 See, this is the problem. Beyonce's scared right before she goes. This is the problem with managing girls. This is the problem with managing girls is that you see a girl. You see that they have talent and they have opportunities such as Eliza and you try to give them an opportunity like giving you oral sex. And then they go and have a conversation with someone besides me. That person gives them advice and then they take it and they forget about the fact that I'm a fucking genius. I don't know, but if somebody that cares about me, like we're cool, but like, no.
Starting point is 00:13:21 offense. I don't think you like give them a fuck about how I feel. Has she built like businesses? Like it's a business thing. Well, I also just, yes. I don't think that sucking a dick is like. And I'm going to bring her on the page channel. That big a deal. But that's just me. I just feel like after the seven guys thing and after the five guy gang bang on Twitter, you know. Wait, what's okay, what was the five guy gang bang? Because there's, well, it might have been like two or three. All I know is I've seen you. How many gangbanks seen something? She's been drowning in black ball sacks on her Twitter every time I've ever looked at it. That was not a gang bang.
Starting point is 00:13:52 She's eating this guy's ass. I'll show you, me. Like, it's my favorite video. I want to see right now. Like, as if there was fucking hot fudge in there. Ew. I would never. My phone.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Like, you have to eat my ass, period. I would never, not even go to the balls. You guys, you might look a little similar, but you're so different. Please turn the sound all the way down so that we don't have to edit the side. I come from a space where it's like men don't deserve shit. Like, why would you? You're right, unless they prove it. You treat men like.
Starting point is 00:14:20 they deserve their asses eating and their balls, licked, et cetera. You are very different. But how do they treat you after that? Like shit on her? Kick her out. Oh, my exes cheated like shit.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Pee in their hair. That's what I'm saying. The more you do with them, you have to make them do that shit to you. Don't show it on camera. Why? Well, the camera. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Also, that's an artist. So he told me I can't put it. I had to delete it off my only fan. Wait, is he wearing a condom? No. What the fuck? Those are two cousins. too.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Cousins. Yeah. Jamaican dick is the best dick in the whole white world. Let me put it out there. Jamaican dick? Yes. I want to move there. Do you do drugs?
Starting point is 00:14:59 Honestly, for real. Is this a far? It's not safari. It's not a far. It's not far. Oh, fuck no.
Starting point is 00:15:06 I feel like, I think this is a, I always like, I watch a lot of, you know, I watch gang bang porn. Like I'm into that, you know, but I feel like. No, I'm just a fucked up individual.
Starting point is 00:15:15 I feel like I'm so, like those girls in the future, like, I'm not disrespecting you. I feel like they would, like do heroin and like you know when they're like older I mean if I wanted to kill myself I'd probably do heroin on purpose and OD Why are you guys acting like heroin's a death sentence
Starting point is 00:15:28 A lot of people do heroin You do heroin? No but I know a lot of people who do drugs that are basically The same as heroin and I know a lot of people who do Well I don't like know a lot of people do heroin But I've known a lot of people who did heroin throughout their life You live in LA It's not like it's a death sentence In New York it's like
Starting point is 00:15:41 You know It's super popular in New York Yeah if you were fucking bum Yeah but still I mean I just you got Why do people always just act like heroin is that bad. What the fuck, Adam?
Starting point is 00:15:54 Are you promoting heroin? It can't be that bad. They keep saying fentanyl is 100 times worse than heroin. Heroin is the most addictive drug in the whole white world. I went to rehab. I lived with bitches that were addicted to heroin that were like 15. Like, I learned all about that shit. Were they getting gang banged?
Starting point is 00:16:08 No. No. They were, no. I don't know how. Like, I just wonder how you're so detached from like that. Like, you know what I mean? Like you don't feel like. I've been like so much trauma.
Starting point is 00:16:18 I literally have like no feelings. I've been through. everything you could think of twice, but I still, that made me want to hold myself to a higher level of respect because I just feel like now people don't deserve. But that's the question is, is there something, like, that's what I'm like turning into now. Take turns. Is there something inherently disrespectful about getting gangbained? No.
Starting point is 00:16:36 If I want to be, if I want to get gaming, I can do that. Like, I don't think that's disrespectful if I'm okay with it. Yeah, no, it isn't. I mean, I think that it does, like I said before, I feel like it depends on the person. Like, if you're doing it to get like from point A to point B, but you don't really want to do it and you don't enjoy doing things back. Like honestly, it's just like a fun time. But if you love getting fucked, then yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:53 It's like, no, I want to invite you and your friends around. I'm the only bitch there. Like, it makes me feel good. Like, I like it. For real? Yeah, because when they're fucking me and they're sitting there, they're like talking about me. It like turns me on more.
Starting point is 00:17:05 I don't know. We love you. You don't have to do this. A lot of people enjoy having sex, but don't want to have sex with like eight people in a row. But I mean, I get it. Okay, first of all, I've never like had sex. I've never been really gang-bain.
Starting point is 00:17:19 I'll have like, a lot of threesome with two guys and I've trained by sucking dick. You change your tune as soon as we start actually drilling down on the facts. What do you mean? Because you used to be like super proud of like the train life and the gangbbing life. Well, okay, but like I want to be like I suck a lot of dicks in a row, but I've never really been like gangbained by more than two guys out once. Is that a gangbbing or three sons? Like D.P.
Starting point is 00:17:41 No, I've never done animal bitch. I'm scared. She's scared of something. Braided. A girl came in and told us that she can't do anal because her asshole was braided. What does that mean? Right. She had kind of like a twisty line extending from her gooch into her asshole.
Starting point is 00:17:55 It's called dingo berries when like whatever slap stays there. I wonder if there's, is there a surgery to make your butthole looser? Ew, what? Because I want it. I don't know. No, but the reason I'm scared of anal is because I've heard so many horror stories. This bitch told me she was like shitting out blood. My other friend said her asshole is ugly now and she has, I don't know what the fuck it's called.
Starting point is 00:18:15 Yeah, I've never done an anal. Her asshole is probably already ugly. I never heard of that. I don't know. but I'm just not interested. I don't feel like I need to. I'm already like a freak. So where are you at in your life in regards to, you know?
Starting point is 00:18:28 Fucking a second. Where are you at? Honestly, I've really just been like going out a lot and making music a lot. And that's it. I have not been focused really on like my only fans or like fucking like I fuck my producer and like the people that I work with. But like I spent most of my nights in the studio working. So you just fuck like everybody that you work with but not outside of that?
Starting point is 00:18:48 Not everybody like two of them. Okay. Yeah. And then like celebrities here and there when I go out to the club I get invited. But only celebrities? Only celebrities and like my- No normal guys. No normal guys are the guys that I'm fucking regularly.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Like that I spend time with like in the studio. They're not like famous. Okay. They're normal but like Miami is like L.A., but I feel like there's way more celebrities. Like every fucking day of the week there's a celebrity hosting. So like I'll get invited to it. And if I go, then I'll force yourself upon them.
Starting point is 00:19:20 I don't have to, no. In the club. They know who the fuck I am. I don't have to. I watched that you were in a toxic relationship. So I wanted to know what you thought about the Danny Lee and the baby situation. Okay. Are you letting him and get like that fuck you?
Starting point is 00:19:34 Danny Lay. I mean, I definitely have. I definitely have. But no, but I don't know. I feel like it's hard to, you don't know the whole story. You don't know what triggered him to go live or whatever. But I just, they both could have handled it. If I was hurt, I would have fucking left.
Starting point is 00:19:48 Like, I'm never going to stick around. I'm never going to stick around if a guy doesn't want me around. Like if a guy, if I even feel a vibe, he's not fucking with me, I'll leave. Like, that's embarrassing. If I had your baby, I'm staying the fuck right here. But yeah, no, that's true. I'm leaving the baby. You want to leave?
Starting point is 00:20:02 You can leave with your baby. You want me to leave. I'm going to leave without my baby. And you're going to stay right here with the baby. You're going to watch the baby now. You're the new mother. Yeah. And I don't like how he went live while she had the baby in her hands.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Like just making her look stupid. Like you could tell he was antagonizing her on purpose, trying to make her act out on live. Like he was saying shit that he knew would piss her off and he knew they were on live. Like you know what I mean? It was a setup. Her hair and everything. It was like he's a narc. Wait, what did you say?
Starting point is 00:20:26 I saw people on Twitter trying to do that. They would post like a glammed up makeup picture of her with her hair done and she looks immaculate. They were on Instagram. She was in Photoshop. And then they put like a clip from the live stream. I'm like, oh wow. Like shocker that she doesn't look the same without her fucking hair and makeup done. Like have you ever been around a woman before?
Starting point is 00:20:44 Dude, I think she's so bad naturally. I thought I didn't even. I think she looks bad in that. Really? I think she's bad. Hey, there's something pretty wild. I like the baby. Shout out to the baby.
Starting point is 00:20:54 There's something pretty goddamn wild about putting a baby in a girl and then calling her a side chick over and over on Instagram live to the world. That's like right there. Like, oh, imagine. It seems like they're just both toxic. I don't, I don't, I don't, I mean, I'm on her side more than his, but we don't know what the fuck goes on. You're just on her side because she's a girl.
Starting point is 00:21:13 That's like, period. Everything comes down to identity politics. Yeah. But also he was clearly the antagonizer on live at least. It's like a sports team. It's like you guys are talking about the Red Sox, but you're talking about other people who have vaginas. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Period. It's just embarrassing for their kid. Like, they're going to, she's going to see that when she goes to like. Probably not, right? They can pay to take it down. They can pay to get it all down. If you're the baby's kid, I feel like probably the murder thing is just going to seem like such a big deal when you're young and you find out about that and you're like researching
Starting point is 00:21:44 your dad. Wait, murder thing. He murdered somebody. in Walmart, I think, right, Kmart. Some shit like that. Eliza the fact that you don't know that is unbelievable. I'm not a baby fan.
Starting point is 00:21:53 So you wouldn't suck his dick. You don't. No, bitch. He's short too. Nah. You could have watched the number one comedy special in the entire world that like the entire country was talking about and you wouldn't
Starting point is 00:22:02 know that about the baby too. What do you do? She sucks dick. I know. But you think she'd spend some time doing some research about some dicks she might suck in the future. I watched every single one of your fucking no jumper shit. So if you talked about it, I literally do.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Stop lying. Go looking at a YouTube. I believe it. Listen, that's nice and everything, but you should probably watch the Dave Chappelle special when the entire country is at war over it. You know, we bombed another country over the Dave Chappelle special? He's not interested. We did.
Starting point is 00:22:30 We bombed Portland, Oregon. Did you watch it? No. Yeah, okay. Jesus Christ. We're finishing and sucking dick over here. Not over here. But you're not sucking that many dicks, are you?
Starting point is 00:22:40 No, not at all. See, I'm trying to. I feel like, what, do you jack off all the time? Wait, so, are you just like, what? Do you jack off all the time? Like, all the time. Maybe like three, four times today.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Okay, okay. Stop. That's how you get through because bitch, I'm horny. That's my problem. Strong vibrator.
Starting point is 00:22:53 It's like a back thing. Oh shit. It's a Louisville slugger with a fucking motor strapped onto it. I think the difference is that like I'm like a clip person. I'm not like a,
Starting point is 00:23:04 um, like I don't need to get penetration. Okay. Okay. Well, yeah. Same. I feel like the most girls.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Do you like it? I normally. Don't even come with the guys. Is the penetration a great part of having sex? Yeah, so like I like, you know, getting fucked. But it's just like at the same time, I feel like you have to deserve it. Like, are you ever going to come from just penetration or is there always have to be the clitoral element? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:23:26 So I'll come from penetration because all I have to do is like squeeze my own pussy. Or if you get on top, you can fuck it, right? Yeah, yeah, that goes too. I've never came from doggy. Have you? I don't really like doggy. Like, even like when I have a man, it's just like, yeah, you're not disrespect. Unless you like take me out and do the best things out.
Starting point is 00:23:43 to disrespect me. It's so fascinating. You are overtly paranoid about being disrespected to the point where you think that a completely normal sexual position like doggy style is disrespectful. And she likes being disrespected so much that she wants guys to do things that are so beyond just doggy style.
Starting point is 00:24:03 And she doesn't even want money or not even to be taken care of, right? Like you don't even care if you're like. Well, girl, I have so much money. I don't even know what to do it. Like, I'm not money hungry. Like that's not. She's the definition of a person who gets money. doesn't know what to do with it.
Starting point is 00:24:15 And so now she's just like, oh, I'm not doing shit because I don't need to. That's true, Adam. I've been fucking working. You just don't give a fuck about what I'm working on. You want me to be a goddamn porn star.
Starting point is 00:24:24 You're making music, which is cool. She's probably got like, I can do it all though. She's got like a million dollars and she's like, fuck it, this shit can last me forever. I don't need to do anything again. Adam doesn't give a fuck about what I want.
Starting point is 00:24:34 He cares about what he wants for me. No, I want to help you make money, which is what any rational human would want to do. I want to be happy. I want to do what I like to me. You have some money, but a million dollars ain't going to last you forever. Okay. Well, I'm still making money.
Starting point is 00:24:46 And I'm working on other shit. I know, but I think the thing with Eliza is kind of like similar to the Tiana Trump thing where like me and my girl have always tried to get Tiana Trump to do more and make more money, et cetera. And at the end of the day, you kind of realize that certain people are not that motivated by money. Like certain people get money and just like stop being motivated. For me, it's like- Money has made me more depressed than anything. Wow. I cannot relate to that at all.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Yeah. I'm trying to get money. Me too. All that's right. It just puts the target on me. I keep getting fucking robbed. I keep like it's like everybody now. Everybody now just wants something from me.
Starting point is 00:25:20 Why are you moving around goofy? Who's robbing you and how are you letting motherfuckers? It's true. And that's why I don't show my lifestyle. Selena set me up to get robbed. If you fucking watch right to myelawk video. I don't show my lifestyle on Instagram ever because I'm like, I don't know. I would never.
Starting point is 00:25:33 They would rob me. Like they would rob me if I came on here saying how much money I made. If I have like, you know, my text, so whatever. Yeah. Like they would rob me. But so. So you think that getting money made you realize that you couldn't trust anybody that you previously thought you were cool with? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Like I have no friends. Like I have like three friends now. Like I'm so lonely now. And that's why I just like do my fucking music. Like go out to the clubs. But I don't get close to anybody because I don't even let people in my house anymore. Like it's fucked up. But yeah, Selena fucking like broke into my apartment when I went home for Christmas last year.
Starting point is 00:26:06 You know, my mom's like just tell them like, you know, I make enough to sustain. That's what I do now. But I mean, people already know me. So, like, people know what the fuck I, like, do. So it's kind of hard to act broke now. Yeah. Especially. But you should come on here one day and just say, like, you went broke.
Starting point is 00:26:19 I'm gonna go for me. I did go broke. You heard it here? You should do a fuck a fan contest? You know what? I've thought about that, though. I've thought about that. You probably fuck fans all the time for free.
Starting point is 00:26:29 So it's kind of, it's not much of a contest. You really? Well, not like only fans, but like people that definitely know who I am and are like, oh, I want to fuck you. For nothing for free? Yeah. Okay. Because I want to fuck. I mean, I don't, like, if I want to fuck them, I'll fuck them.
Starting point is 00:26:42 But, like, I won't just fuck them because they want to fuck me. Like, like, like, oh, like, buy me on a lot more. I feel like you. Because all they are to me is dick. I don't even want to get to know them. Yeah, because she came on here one time. So that's why it's like, I don't want to get to know, like, whatever, but it's just like. Like, I don't want to waste my time.
Starting point is 00:26:57 My time is more precious than money. Like, I'd rather just fuck you and you leave. But why walk away, like, giving your value away. You know what I mean? Like, leaving your value behind, like, with them. Like, I don't look at it like, I look at it. I look at it like I'm using them for their dick. Like I literally kick a guy out.
Starting point is 00:27:11 But they degrade you during. I mean, not all of them. But I like that. That's what I want. Like, she wants a henny bottle broken on her head. I look at it like this bitch. I'm getting, sorry, not bitch. I look at it like, I'm getting what the fuck I want from you.
Starting point is 00:27:23 I'm kind of like hoeing them out like how they treat other bitches. I'm like, guys will come over and like fuck me and want to cuddle. But you think that's what you're doing mentally. But mentally like that you're a woman. Like, and you deserve more than that. I'm sure it's affecting me. I'm sure it's affecting me. Yeah, and men are so different than women.
Starting point is 00:27:38 They're not wired like us, you know what I mean? No matter how hard you want to shut your feelings off, deep, deep down, they're there. So you're still a woman, you know? Yeah. So I just feel like, yeah, I don't want you to do that stuff. Well, I just recently fucking cut off everybody yesterday. I cut off every motherfucker I know yesterday. Good.
Starting point is 00:27:55 So, yeah. Do you feel like sometimes, like, let's say after you fuck people, do you feel like their energy, like after you like, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's scary. That's something I've been noticing lately. too. I'm like, notice how you feel. I saw this quote. I was like, notice how you feel when after you hang out with somebody. Yeah, like if I fuck a really hood nigga, like I'm ready to shoot people in my mind mentally. Like yeah, I could shoot this bitch. Oh my God. I mean. Yes. And
Starting point is 00:28:20 it's like that's why you have to be very careful. Yeah, you're right. The soul types or whatever. And you don't know who they're fucking that's like, you know what I mean? That's why it's such a crazy idea to me as an adult with something to lose that people just let strangers into their home let that stranger put their foreign objects inside of their bodies and then they just what like never talk again like people just meet randomly and do the most intimate thing you possibly do and then they just move on and i used to do this constantly when i was single i was doing this worse than anybody and and somehow people just trust each other with this like i don't want to even shake somebody's hand now but yeah i don't do that because it's so weird because now i'm
Starting point is 00:29:05 so used to like doing threesome's but having fucking them get tested beforehand uh you know having them fucking you know show up on a scheduled time and like you're also a porn star people in the real world don't think men really get tested i don't think guys get fucking tested i don't think you get tested i think that's why you don't want to do this blood job scene i just said you my goddamn results bro what the fuck you went you got tested i not this time but i sent you my results like uh fucking three weeks ago remember when i was like you got tested two weeks before the scene i know but then i didn't want to do it anymore So why the fuck would I rush out?
Starting point is 00:29:36 I could get tested when I go back. I've been fucking the same two people. Have you fucked Drake yet? No, bitch. I haven't even met him in person. No, I don't think he fucks with me because of the Trace Song thing. I don't really care anywhere. I'm pretty sure he's gay.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Would you fuck his look alike? I would still fuck him. No, I met him at the movie. I met him at the movie. Would you fuck him? No. If you fuck the Drake lookalike and you get a screenshot. I mean, girl, I know him.
Starting point is 00:30:01 I met him. A screenshot where you can see the OVO tattoo. two on your ass with fake Drake deep in it. Okay, you know what? I might do an only fan scene just for the fucking cloud and money, but I watched his interview with you. Yeah. I think you should do that.
Starting point is 00:30:15 I don't know though. She just decided to suck fake Drake's dick. Fake Drake. I'm over here tested in the streets. But it's going to be on my terms, Adam. How's my thing not on our terms? It's amateur. She wants amateur.
Starting point is 00:30:31 She doesn't want like, I just wanted to be like, like, I don't know. She wants to feel. I can't ask. If it feels like a setup, I don't like that. Like, I'm in the moment type of bitch. Like, that's, I'm not a freak for just anybody. Like, if I'm not turned on, if I don't want to fuck you, like, I won't. I'm slowly starting to think that she's too deranged for us to do content with anyway because it's just...
Starting point is 00:30:51 The shit she says is, like, the idea that it needs to be impromptu is like, I'm starting to just be like, okay, like maybe... Because I'm not a real porn story like that. I'm literally just a whore like I am. Normally when we do porn scenes, it's pretty like cut and dry. Like, oh, you show up. here, you do this, then it's not, you're like, no, it needs to be impromptu. It can't be planned.
Starting point is 00:31:10 I'm like, okay. You're not serious, so I don't know why I thought that you were actually going to do this. Lesson learned. Calm down. It's not even like less. We'll leave it at that. I'm too deranged.
Starting point is 00:31:20 It's just, you know, I thought you were serious about this bread, but it's okay. I have one question. What if Drake was to say, like, he would fuck, but you would have to let all his own boys fuck first. And he'd be like the last one on the train. I mean, grab the other. O'Brien's first in the train. Fake Drake's second.
Starting point is 00:31:34 It really depends on how. I feel about him when I meet him in person because I don't really know how I feel about him anymore You said there was your life goal to have sex with him I know but then you got his record label tattooed on your ass I got over him because I just got over him I started fucking with other rappers that actually fuck with me and treat me really nice and I'm just like I'm really not that Thursday anymore
Starting point is 00:31:53 like all right anyways on to the next top five hit list of the people you want to fuck fake great I feel like it's just like the people that I'm still fucking but I don't want to say names no people that you've never fucked People that you want to fuck. All right, all right. Let me think deep, deep about this.
Starting point is 00:32:12 This is going to be weird, but I really am in love with Leonardo DiCaprio, oh, he's hot, he's hot, okay. But I think he has wack dick, right? He looks like he has whacked dick. Girl, but he's, like, he's, like, sexy. Like, he probably will eat pussy. Like, he'll probably like, right? He'll probably do what the fuck you like, bitch, to you right, you know?
Starting point is 00:32:29 Okay, so he's gay. And he's white, Adam, are you proud? He's white. That's cool. White boys are back? Just him. Just him. Just him.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Just him. He's hot. I want to fuck LeBron. Okay, but he, I don't think he cheats. Right? I mean, well, I don't want to see. I'm scared. You like that, Bron, Bron.
Starting point is 00:32:46 I had that long time ago. Maybe I thought I'm scared. I don't want to get fucking taken out. You never fucking, you never fucking Drake. I'll just say fucking Drake. How many celebrities you fucked? Like, total. I have to look at my sex list.
Starting point is 00:33:00 Probably. You have a sex list? Oh, yeah. Just like Adam. He said he has a, what's the word? It's not even enough. A Google document. Probably like, well, I fucked literally half the NBA, but I don't really think there's celebrities.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Yeah, I mean, including like that. Okay, probably like, probably literally like 50. Okay. That's not that bad. Okay. Thank you. 50 NBA players? My body count is actually lower than most people think.
Starting point is 00:33:24 My body counts like under 200. But everyone thinks I'm like at fucking a thousand. And I'm like lower than definitely 15. Really? Yeah. Wow. I've been in very long relationships. I've never cheated.
Starting point is 00:33:37 And then when I'm single, I just like don't fuck, but I just finesse, you know? I feel like until I find a guy who's going to like do everything. If the average person knew that you had fucked 200 people, I think they would find that relatively believable. I don't think that you have fucked a thousand. I don't know when I said that. People think like what the fuck. Like, you're still young. I feel like 300, 350 for you.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Like I would guess. Everybody at home is, they're like, what the fuck are they talking about? I know. They're like 200. I haven't even kissed 200 people. I haven't kissed 200 people who have fucked. I've read the stats. Like the average person dies.
Starting point is 00:34:09 I haven't fucked like 10 or 12 people or some shit like that. It's not that. I need to retire. Holy shit. Is that boring to you? It's not boring. I was to say that that kind of tells me that, you know, I've lived a more adventure sexual life. What's your body count?
Starting point is 00:34:24 Probably like 400-ish. Okay. What? He's a man. How old are you? 37, days away from 30 years. I'm almost 40. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:34:34 What the fuck? I thought you were like 32. Yeah, right. I wish. Wait, how old is Lena? 30. No way. Well, 30 is still young.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Check us into the elderly home. You think we'll still know each other then? No, don't do that. No? I hope we do. I don't know if I'll be around. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I'm like, you think you're going to be around that long?
Starting point is 00:34:52 You're planning on that? Probably not. I had a question. Does the average guy need to be able to go multiple rounds? No. Most of them don't. What do you mean need to? Do you mean can?
Starting point is 00:35:08 What is your expectation of that? Is that considered normal in any way? Is a guy being able to fuck you bust nuts like three times in a day, four or five times in a row? Is that required? Have you dealt with guys who could do this kind of thing? I wish, but no. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:23 I mean, the best I get is like two or a double nut at one time. Wait, what's a double nut? I know. Like, you never had a guy double nut. Like, he nuts and then like two seconds later, like he nuts again. Yeah, but isn't that the same nut? It's just like a pre-cut? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:36 I think it's like a, ugh, and then a. Where's the, like, a nut? Where's the utility? Then he's really made a noise two times in a row. Fuck him. I've definitely fucked some guys. Well, you know my favorite hoe that we're not going to mention his name. Who is he?
Starting point is 00:35:49 I don't know. Can you tell me? Can we, no? Can we cut this out? No name and shame. Okay. I'm not going to, I'll tell you later. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:55 But no, he will fuck me all day, all night. Bitch, no, I think he does shrooms. Okay. But he'll literally fuck me, come and just keep fucking me. Like, but he's, So if any other guy did that to me, I probably wouldn't like it, but I'm, like, so in love with this guy that I, like, love it. But.
Starting point is 00:36:14 And the crazy thing is about women, like, when we, after we nut, like, we want more dick. Like, we want to keep getting fucked. Yes. But it's like, I don't know what's wrong with the guys. It's like, it's not happening. It's the, what's that thing they call? But when I was getting, um, clarity. Is that a real thing?
Starting point is 00:36:27 Oh, yeah. What is that? What is that? It's where you have sex with a girl. And then after you ejaculate, you're like, oh, fuck. You're 300 pounds and you have cystic acne. Oh, shit. I got to get up.
Starting point is 00:36:38 out of here. Yo, I'm never thinking you're dig at him. Why? Oh, oh, oh, oh. I mean, I've had that where, you know, I wake up at 5.30 and I'm in a random, at 5.30 in the morning, I'm in a random Russian girls apartment and some random corridor of Moscow. My phone's on 3% battery.
Starting point is 00:36:57 I got to fucking figure out how to get back home. I got diarrhea. I'm hungry. I'm fucking hungover. That. Well, actually, that's not even post nut clarity because, well, it might be because I might like nutted and then passed out and then woke up three hours later so it's basically like the first clarity that I'm getting after the nut but definitely yeah I mean there's been
Starting point is 00:37:16 plenty of times especially if you're running around cheating and shit like that and you fucking you know you nut and then you just kind of realize like oh my god like this is so that was the worst thing I shouldn't do this you know not that I would do that anymore but have you ever taken those dick pills from the gas station like when I did that three so in New York they take honey both of those dudes took the fucking dick pills and that's why they were fucking me all night and I was like only do that if it's one of you because holy shit are the honey dick pills the same as the browser plug in that gets you money off when you make purchases no okay what is that Adam's tweaking shout out mr. beast uh um no but okay the reason why I say that is
Starting point is 00:37:56 because I'm not gonna lie and I rarely brag about my uh swordsmanship on here but recently I've been booking back-to-back scenes with my girl and will like like fuck a girl and then like you know whatever hour later we're fucking another girl and I've just been rising to the occasion it's kind of weird because it's like I've always kind of known that I was capable of it because I once had this crazy ass stripper fucking horror ex-girlfriend back in the day long beach 2012-ish and uh you know we used to be kicking it and she was like a real she was a real eliza like really demanding dick like over and over and as soon as I nut she'd give me like five minutes, 15 minutes maybe, she'd be like clawing at my fucking balls again. Like, come on, fuck me again. And I started to realize, like, oh, shit. Like, when I have a girl, like, making me fuck, I can kind of, like, do it over and over. And I've always told my girl, I always used to tell my girl, like, if after we fuck,
Starting point is 00:38:55 if you try to fuck me again, a half hour and hour later, it's, like, it'll work. Just go for it. And, like, we've been booking the scenes back to back, and I've just been delivering. Do you feel like your dick game is? better since you've been like off drug like not that you were a druggie but you've been like more sober do you feel like you your kind of jokes did you take at him well to be well I don't used to do at all this is the thing about right this is the thing about when you say like oh he's fucking off a perk or whatever like I have all these memories in my head of like me and my girl going to the club
Starting point is 00:39:28 with some girl and like you know having some drinks doing some coke going back to the crib fucking for five hours we don't even like stop until the fucking sun comes out, you know, when you're fucking doing drugs, you can fuck forever. Like, if you've done coke but not, if you've done coke but not too much, coke, that's the only drug that I'd like ever do besides weed
Starting point is 00:39:49 and shit. But it's the whole thing. I drink so much. Like, Coke really just sobers you up. That's not, that's why I feel like I ever do it is to like sober me up. You know the vibes. Oh, it'll sober you up a little bit, yeah. But that's the fucking crazy thing. It makes it so that you can drink way more. I think
Starting point is 00:40:05 I, you know what? I think that's another reason why I'm so disconnected from sex is because I never have sober sex either. And because like, bitch, I don't want to have feelings for a guy. And I feel like if... But why? Why don't you want to have feelings? Because I don't want to relate. Bitch, when I fall in love, like, oh my God, I can't
Starting point is 00:40:21 take a heartbreak anymore. Like, I just want to be a horror. How many times have you, like, has your heart been broken? That's probably why she doesn't want to do the scene with us is because she knows she's going to have to show up sober. She knows she's going to have to do it sober and she's never fucked anyone sober.
Starting point is 00:40:37 sober but bitch fuck no yeah exactly she's the kind of girl that shows up signs the paper where he says she's not sober she secretly just took six shots i guess yeah see that's the other problem with you what even though i don't think you're the type to do a lawsuit or anything you're gonna say you're sober and you're not going to be sober all right but then i can actually get through it i would definitely not do it sober fuck no see that's way too nervous don't you think that's your problem do you consider an alcoholic you have yes for sure so you want her to be sober and in front of a camera with a ring light and everything and another person. That's a lot.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Like, you have to be fucked up. Like, if I do it, I have to be so fucked up that I don't even care, that I don't even care I'm being recorded. Like, that's the thing like, I have anxiety being, like, Oh, cool. If I'm too, like, if I'm too aware of what's going on. Oh, you have anxiety. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:41:25 I'm going to feed your ass. When you were eating ass, you were on drugs, right? Because your eyes were, like, going crazy. I was just drunk. Okay. I was just drunk. I was fucked up. No.
Starting point is 00:41:33 They were on the dick pills, though. I do agree with you that if you can't do, content on camera with another guy and girl unless you're blackout drunk then you probably shouldn't be doing in a journal so I'm glad that we got that out of the way alright well let's pin it on that then
Starting point is 00:41:46 okay or blame it on Lena why because then it won't be about me no because I love it's not about you it's about me blame it on me I'm the one so what would you do like what like with them
Starting point is 00:41:58 yeah dude I would do a head scene but I would definitely be drunk as fuck have you ever thought about therapy yes I've gone to therapy I need to go back for sure type around soon. I'm just saying you seem to be so okay with the idea that like you can't have sex with somebody unless you're super drunk.
Starting point is 00:42:14 But I think it deserves some examination of why you want to get the shit beat out of you, why you don't want to fuck a guy unless you're blackout drunk, etc. Etcetera, et cetera. That's the thing. It's worth digging into. I know. And I'm like I'm very self-aware of my problem. And that's what therapy does.
Starting point is 00:42:29 It makes you self-aware and like accepting of like all the bad shit. It doesn't really make you change. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It just makes you feel like. accepting of like who you really are. I think knowing that about you can eventually help you change for sure. But I already know that shit about me.
Starting point is 00:42:44 The only reason why I don't change is because I still am scared. Like I still like don't want to have feelings. Like I don't know. If I stopped fucking around then I do fuck someone. I know I'm going to fall in love with them because that's just how I am like.
Starting point is 00:42:59 Yeah. So I'd rather know that. I don't want to fall in love. We need her betterhelp.com. Yes. You need that. I think it would be great. I wish we had an ad lined up with them. Wait, you do. You fucking liar.
Starting point is 00:43:12 Not on this episode. Okay. I was going to say I'm fucking see. I watch your shit. So, okay, here's another thing I wanted to throw out there as long as we're here. Blue Jasmine, I've seen you. I see you doing the bartender gig. So you're going in there.
Starting point is 00:43:25 It's like, you know, you're at the strip club, I guess. But you're being the bartender. You're dressed all sexy. You're getting tons of attention from dudes. Then you come home and you get mad as fucking. on your Instagram story and you're yelling in all caps. It's so fucking annoying. What is going on?
Starting point is 00:43:39 Is this healthy for you? No, it's so fucking annoying when there's guys that pull up to the strip club and they don't want to spend money. Like, they just want to sit there and grab like drinks and they're not even buying a bottle. Like at least if you buy a bottle, I can get money out of that, but you're just sitting at my fucking bar talking about something I don't give a fuck about because you're not even spending enough money for me to care about what the fuck you're talking about. And that's just how it is.
Starting point is 00:43:57 You know what I mean? So dudes will sit at the bar and monopolize that section of the bar. What are they trying to spit game at you? they just want to talk like they want to just talk like and then like yeah but are you super busy the whole time making drinks and shit like are you running around the whole time or is it like do you actually have the time to talk to people normally if they have money no so i have the time to talk to people so basically i have probably like three people pull up at my bar at the same time and like let's say like with two bansies but then sometimes people come with nothing like if not my people like i didn't bring them but like they come to the club and they just sit down at the bar they don't buy a bottle and they just like talk to the bitches they don't throw money at all they don't buy a dance what the fuck are you that just like just like i don't bring them look at bitches like what the fuck and talking by drinks and they're like yeah i was made for a long time i hate it i'll go to the strip club i wouldn't throw a that just means they're broke if you're broke don't go to the fucking strip club but then they have like seven they're not broke they have like seven phones in their thing so that's like you're not broke i know you're like they're seven phones too i just think that i don't know like they come to the strip club so much that they don't want to spend money you know they're average strip club guys that's how they make it seem like i'm here all the time oh they're regular to me but are they coming up to you because they've seen you on youtube and they want to fucking... No, but I had a guy come up to me, like, ask for me.
Starting point is 00:45:08 So the manager then brought me to him, and he's like, why are you here? Like, I guess he saw, like, Kevin Samuels. He's like, one of his, like, fucking faggot-ass fans. And he's like, why... Yeah, seriously. And he's like, why are you here? And I'm, like, trying to be positive because at the end of the day, I'm still giving, like, customer service. So I'm like, yeah, I'm here for the vibe.
Starting point is 00:45:25 The same reason you're here. Like, what's up? How are you? And then he's like, no, for real. Like, why are you here? Should I just hand you over my money now? and it was like this big thing. So I just like took it from him
Starting point is 00:45:33 because I thought he was giving it to me. And then he's like, give me my money back. And I'm like, you're going to have to like pay me something out of here. Like pay me to give you your money back. Oh, this sounds like a good situation.
Starting point is 00:45:41 Take his whole bank roll from him and then. Bitch aren't. Yeah. I'll give you back. It sounds like a first grader like playing with blocks on the playground right now. But okay, continue. I did.
Starting point is 00:45:51 I did run with it. So then I don't know. I was a little tipsy. So it ended up back in his hands. I gave it to him. And then it ended up back in my hand. I don't know how. And so I got up and I started like walking to the back and I'm like looking for the house mom because I'm like, I'm drunk.
Starting point is 00:46:05 She needs to help me rectify the situation and like take this money before this guy catches me. Like take some of the money out. And then he was like right behind me. And yes, I just I threw his money at him. I said, oh, I don't even want this. And I threw it at him because he was like acting like I was stealing his money. But he gave it to me. But he was doing it to be like a dick.
Starting point is 00:46:23 You get it? Like I'm just supposed to hand you over my money here, take it. Right. So I took it. But yes. This was the other night? Yeah, it was last week. Yep.
Starting point is 00:46:33 So I hate stuff like that. Wait, so you're a dancer? No, I'm a bartender. A bartender. Oh, okay, okay. Got it. Important difference. Very important difference, especially in New York.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Like, bartenders are, like, more fully dressed, and we're behind a bar, so we can't, like, get touched by guys or anything like that. But you just still have to get harassed by these fucking psychopaths? I guess the people that come to the club without you bringing them, but then you have guys that you're, like, talking to and you invite them out, and those are the guys that, like, you know, you kind of want to chill with and hang out with, and those are the and spending money on you. Right.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Interesting. So, Eliza, I would like to let you know that unlike yourself, Blue Jasmine appears to be about the bag. Great. I mean, I have a bag.
Starting point is 00:47:12 I just don't get it. I don't want to be the richest bitch in the world. I would rather be happy. She didn't hit her only fans lick yet. I haven't. You're going to help me do that. Oh, girl, you'll do it.
Starting point is 00:47:23 It's very easy. I'm trying to get her in the game. I'm trying to, that's why Lena's coming later so we can have a conversation. What content would you be comfortable doing Like just solo stuff? Like girl on girl. Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:34 I don't know if I would like, I don't know if I would show my pussy yet. I'm not sure. I would like, I'm not sure. But like I would do like, you know, soft stuff. Like I would like lingerie with girls. I would like scissor like like with panties on or something. You know what I mean? Not really like rubbing coochies because that's kind of gay.
Starting point is 00:47:50 But yeah. I never have. I've had like girls eat me out but I've never like touched. I've never touched. I've never touched the pussy or eaten. I've ate pussy. I don't mind it. But I've never.
Starting point is 00:48:00 If I was managing you, this is how I would play it is I wouldn't want you to jump out the window and be getting fucking banged out like full camera quality shit out the gate anyway. I feel like, you know, you start to dip your toe in, you do the little like girl girl making out type stuff looking sexy together. You do the photo shoots in lingerie. Then maybe you do some stuff with some toys type shit or you keep it just to the messages. So it's kind of low key. Maybe you don't want to be like posting the video on your Twitter and stuff. But, you know, because, like, but it's weird, too, though, because, like, the girl Sky that we signed, I mean, she jumped out the window right away. She's getting titty-fucked on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:48:37 She's fucking talking about gauging out her butthole on Twitter and shit. And I never, like, bothered to say, like, hey, maybe you should slow it down. Because she's just being her, honestly, you know, it's like, we didn't egg her on to do that. She just actually is really sexual and just is hype to post all this. She sees a video her getting titty-fuck. She knows it looks good. She wants to post it on Twitter, you know? So it's kind of like it goes both ways
Starting point is 00:48:59 I never really thought about it I just fucking hoard out and posted this shit I was like I don't really give a fuck But I'm saying like there's mad work to be done And you can make hell of money Like doing the trickle down Of like not really putting it all out there You know it's like you don't have to fucking
Starting point is 00:49:14 Because whenever I talk about like Only fans with girls or stuff They're just like oh I wouldn't do a scene with you and your girl Like I can't eat pussy or like I don't want Your girl eat my pussy I wouldn't feel comfortable with that I'm like you realize that you don't have to like do the whole thing Like fucking, like when we do blowjob scenes with girls, it's like, yes, it's very enjoyable for me. I like any of my dick suck.
Starting point is 00:49:34 But it's like, it just seems so much less invasive than like having sex, you know? Like that, that seems like a lot more, you know? More personal. It's more personal. It's more. I feel like I would look at you different, Adam. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:49 If my dick was in your mouth. No, if we ever fucked. I wouldn't look at you any different. No, well, you already look at me like a horace. exactly you would be a girl who had now sucked one additional dick and it would have been mine i think i'm just overthinking i don't think i don't think i don't think i'd think i would think different of you it was just like i don't know i just like i said i love being able to say i've never fucked i sucked anyone but i'm trying to think if i think if i think of them do content with another girl i'm trying to think if i think of them differently after i don't really think i do i don't i think it's pretty much just you know you love the hose sometimes you might realize like dynamics all weird if you guys all like chill later on and i don't think i don't think i don't think you guys all like chill later on and you don't fuck though. Or you might, I don't think so. Because like that girl's Sky, like, after we hooked up a couple of times for content,
Starting point is 00:50:33 I didn't feel different around her. Like, I still feel pretty much the same. I mean, you might, you might hook up with someone and sort of discover something you don't like. Yeah. If I had hooked up with her and realized, like, oh, my God, you smell bad or something. Yeah, yeah. Which was not the case for the record. But if it was, then you think differently about her shirt.
Starting point is 00:50:49 No, I like that, but she's sexy. I watch her. She is. She's very beautiful thing. Yeah. She's a legend already. She's a young legend in the game. We hooked her over Angela White.
Starting point is 00:50:57 I'm like so proud of that. Like holy fuck, we're putting her with like real deal of porn royalty. That's so sick. Who was that last girl that you had on the Patreon? I think you signed her too, the blonde girl. I replied to your story. Yeah, I like her too. You want to do content with her?
Starting point is 00:51:10 I don't know, maybe. She got a man. Like what she was talking about. Yeah, I'll do that type of shit. It's funny because she... We should do something. Okay. I'm down.
Starting point is 00:51:18 She got a dude and they'll do content with other girls. So I'll meet girls and be like, yo, like go, go fuck. Like, I don't even know them that well, but I kick up. them a few times and like we're cool and stuff but I'm basically like sending him pussy. I'm so down to do like a little cloud. Because then that will be content on his girls. And shout out your only fans. Yeah let's do it. Okay. I never like posted or did girl on girl like we should like get matching outfits and stuff. Okay. Okay. I'm down. So you turn me down and now you we're not gonna fuck. We're gonna do like what she's like like like girl's like yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Yeah. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's not even like we can scissor with a thong. That's normal shit. Yeah. I. Cool. Cool. Cool. He's tight, you say, you say. I don't fucking care. Let's tag Adam. When I found out that we weren't going to be doing that seat tomorrow, you know what kind of like went through my head is like, oh, that's cool. I can like sit on my fucking computer and get more emails done and maybe watch something on YouTube. That's fucking.
Starting point is 00:52:13 That's where I'm mad. You see, I'm so mad at him. I'm not mad. I'm just telling you that like my brain was kind of like, oh, cool. Like, I need some free time. Well, she said that she was just going to reschedule the next bitch. That's what Atlanta told me. she's like we'll just move up the girl
Starting point is 00:52:27 that's next week or something I don't know you talk to her I don't know I want to see you suck Adam's dick now I don't know now I don't want to be such an asshole to me I'm pissed Do you think things would be different
Starting point is 00:52:41 if you and Lennie gave me head on OnlyFans do you think that like you would look at me differently after that you think it would change like the content relationship that we have like if you didn't give me like 20 bands or something like what I what?
Starting point is 00:52:55 No This is how this works. It goes on your only fans. You get to sell it. My girl gets to sell it. It's the content trade. How would I feel? Yeah, that's, I don't.
Starting point is 00:53:05 The goal is for you to make 20 bands on only fans and then we chop it up. Oh. Not equally. Don't you feel like it's different having a threesome with like a girl and her actual man too than like. Like random people? Yeah. Like I don't know. I've never had a three-sum with a girl and like her man.
Starting point is 00:53:22 Yeah, I mean, I know Lena doesn't like get jealous or whatever. Like she likes that shit. I would feel weird about it. But some girls you hook up with, they like love the fact that they're fucking a couple who loves each other. And I think a lot of times it's because that girl might not really
Starting point is 00:53:37 like be in love herself or she might not really even feel like she could be in a relationship right now because she's doing porn seven days a week. But they'll be hooking up with me and my girl and they'll be like they'll feel the love and they'll be hyped to be part of the love, which I find so fascinating.
Starting point is 00:53:55 I don't know how to make sense of it really. I think I would like it if the girl was like super into me first, like, first. Because I just would never want the girl to fucking hate me or like feel some type of way. Like if the girl was the one like coming up to me, because I've had that happen at club sometimes. Like a girl come up and she'll be like, yo, like you're so beautiful. Me and my boyfriend. And I'm like, yeah, me too. I always say no, but I'm kind of like, oh, you know what?
Starting point is 00:54:15 Like when the girl approaches me like that, I would be more open to it than like the guy me like, hey, will you come fuck me and my girlfriend? And then I'm like, no. Because then it's like you and another cool. chick doing having a good time together doing some girls it's like getting your nails done it's like it's like you know you're sucking a dick together but you could be getting your nails done you could be going to Dave and Busters whatever girls do
Starting point is 00:54:35 I don't know what girls do but you know like you just suck a dick together what's a big deal what's what is even so sexual about that no what he's crazy what's a sexual about sucking a dick I don't know the questions I ask myself do you have any other questions
Starting point is 00:54:51 you want to ask Eliza so I had like would you rather Okay. Oh my gosh. So would you rather seven dicks to suck or two dicks at once? Like dp. Oh. Wait, D.P.
Starting point is 00:55:04 Yeah. Like, at the same time. Seven dicks. Okay. Living with Selena again or getting back with your toxic X? Which one would you rather? Getting back with my toxic ex because I'm actually cool with him now. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:55:16 So those were the only ones I had. Do you have any, would you rather? Come on, come up with some good things. No. I'm mad of her. I told you. I'm just kidding. All right.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Wait, I don't know. You said you wanted to talk about something, me getting robbed. I don't really care. I mean, it's not that interesting. Honestly, the situation sounds so depressing. I'm not sure I really want to talk about it. Getting robbed in the middle of a gang bang. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:42 In the middle of a gangbbing. A guy's running a train on you and then one of them just starts pilfering through your stuff. All your shit's gone. No, I'll tell you what happened. That's got to ruin the gang bang. Wait, no. It did. It ruined it.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Okay, so I invited over these three guys. Okay, I started us. a joke. Me and my friend were on FaceTime. I was drunk. I was like, bitch, I want to run a train. She was like, literally, because we had talked about this. She was like, you need to, like, add a group chat with all your house and fucking, like, send a message to them. So I made a group chat on
Starting point is 00:56:07 Instagram with, like, 19 dudes. And I was like, first come, first serve. I want to fuck. Oh, my God. If I was a dude, and I have a guy added to that, I would not know what the fuck to think, man. And like, we were just joking around. And she's fucking hot as fuck, right? I would assume that many of them
Starting point is 00:56:23 would feel that way. I don't fuck you Had you fucked any or all of these guys before? No, not all of them I literally just added like as many guys as I could fit in a message It's got to be awkward Some of them got to have each other's numbers saved And you're like looking at it
Starting point is 00:56:37 And it's like you know three of them And the rest of them are random numbers And you're like No, it was on Instagram So they could all see each other's Instagram You don't consider that kind of invasive No, it's hilarious It was like a joke at first
Starting point is 00:56:46 But then literally these guys pulled up They were like no, we're literally five minutes away And I was like all right fuck it They're already almost here So then they came we were like drinking everything was chill but like they wanted to they were like we want to like fuck you
Starting point is 00:56:59 but we don't want to fuck you in front of each other because like that's weird so I was like alright whatever so I'd pick the first guy we're fucking in my room my door is wide open they're like right outside the kitchen I can see them but they keep getting mad because they're taking so long I'm getting my pussy and one of them comes in he's like
Starting point is 00:57:15 yo what the fuck is taking so long like when's our turn like he was just tweaking I think he was too drunk so I started cousin I was like bro I'm literally getting my pussy, like wait your fucking turn. But the other guy, the other guy had a fucking Ako monitor on, so he's like, yo, I got to go back for my curfew, like, speed
Starting point is 00:57:31 it up. So then they were pissing me off, so we start fighting. He like starts talking shit. He's like, I can get any bitch on it. I was like, so why the fuck I go get another bitch? I don't even want to fuck you now. So I kicked him out on his way out, bitch. He steals my $6,000 camera and my laptop.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Oh, you yelled at him. Fuck it. You deserved it. And he didn't fuck. He was ruining me getting my pussy eight. No, I just, I kept fucking that other guy and then kicked the other one out too. So I know he's the one who robbed that. Because he was the one that was mad at me. You should have fucked him at a hotel so that this wasn't a possibility.
Starting point is 00:58:03 I know. See, that's what I need to start doing, but I'm just going to be celibate, I think. She's lying. I feel like... I'm celibate until my period is to guard. For the average person watching this, this is just such a peek into the world that exists out there that they don't know about,
Starting point is 00:58:20 gang bangs and stealing and and only fans and blue jasmine bartending. I was, yeah, I never knew this world existed either until I fucking, you, until you. Now I keep getting fucking wrong. Adam, did you put a hex on me? No, I made all your dreams come true. You have to become a famous ho.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Okay, thanks. You still go viral all the time. I still don't fuck Drake. I never fucked Wayne and I fucked Drake. Since you talked to him all the goddamn time, tell him quick. asking what his beef is with me. I'm not trying to lead him down a bad path.
Starting point is 00:58:54 Can you call him now? No. Okay. I have a, I was D.R. I don't know his phone number. Don't lie. If I did have his phone number.
Starting point is 00:59:02 If I did have his phone number, imagine me using it in that way. That would seem like a reason right there for him to block my number. Dude, I was texting for a year straight. And then he changed it after my podcast was a little. I think you need to focus on fake Drake.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Well, that's easy though. I'm not like, I'm not fucking. I think they should do content with him. Get him make his only fans debut. It's like your dream almost came true. I'll DM him.
Starting point is 00:59:27 But I felt like when he was on this podcast, all right, to be honest, though, I only met him in the strip club so it's not like we could really talk. But I literally felt like on his podcast he was like,
Starting point is 00:59:37 it was all an act, right? Well, he's not really Drake. So yeah, it's an act. But I feel like he was talking like him on purpose. Like, is he really even from Canada? Yeah, he's from Toronto.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Okay. But I feel like he doesn't look like Drake. Like he's not cute. Like he just looked like an Arabic man. Yeah. He does not look black at all. Yeah. He's definitely,
Starting point is 00:59:54 he definitely looks like Drake. I don't think he looks like Jerry. He might not be as handsome as Drake, but he looks like he looks like he looks. There are moments where I was talking to him where he just started to look so much like Drake. Like your brain can only comprehend so much. And there were just moments where my brain was just having a hard time processing that it wasn't him.
Starting point is 01:00:16 But that's my problem. She's fucking the fake Drake. I'll DM him. just because Adam told me to. He has a girlfriend. He cheated on her though. He told me. Why would you say that?
Starting point is 01:00:25 Imagine she fucks a fake Drake and she doesn't like suck your dick. Like. Don't rub it in. I'm sick. Hey, okay, Adam, can we make a deal?
Starting point is 01:00:33 No. Yeah, I want to know what's the deal. I don't make deals with the devil. I'm going to make it for him. You're the devil. All right. I'm God.
Starting point is 01:00:38 You're the devil. I will fuck you and Lena or suck your dick or whatever the fuck once I fuck Drake. Oh my God. That's the deal. I'm perfectly okay with that. All right.
Starting point is 01:00:50 deal yo i think if you were gonna fuck jake you would have fucked him already well the thing is i know like if i run into him that'll be like i've just never ran into him in person every rapper i ran into a person i'll fuck i fuck them once i meet them even if like they act like they don't fuck with me not the sixth god
Starting point is 01:01:10 i don't see it he loves himself too much he got too much going on yeah yeah maybe he knows that you you're you can't be contained. True. I told it, well, never mind. You told him. You know, if you don't respect NDAs. What are you playing with? Is that a, I've never assigned at NDA. Is that like a bra implant or something? It's a cutlet. What's a cutlet? Chicken cutlet. Yeah, my other outfit, I needed a cutlet, so my nipple wouldn't pop out. You put it inside your bra to make your boob look bigger? No, it lifts. You're like, you just like... It lifts. It lifts. It's like a strapped with bra,
Starting point is 01:01:45 but, like, you know. Are you okay with being called Latinx? Okay, what does that mean? Latin? Do you still say the N-word? No. Okay. That's good. Why Latin X?
Starting point is 01:02:00 Like, who's that what's that? It's just a stupid word that white people made up. For Spanish girls? Yeah, but it includes trans people. What the fuck? So it's like instead of Latino or Latina, it's Latinx. So are you trying to say I look like a tranny? Yeah, what the fuck?
Starting point is 01:02:16 No. No, I was not. Oh, okay. I just curious. Are they gonna just add that to every, like, race now, white X to include trans? Well, no, because it's just white. It's not like white-o and white-off. But what does that have to do with nationality sex?
Starting point is 01:02:32 Like, what the fuck? I don't get it. Okay. What? Let's just move along. Ladies. Laura, what? This has been great.
Starting point is 01:02:41 It's been real. Blue Jasmine, thank you for volunteering your services. Thank you. Thank you for having me, baby. Of course. Thank you for having me. Shout out to Eliza. coward thanks
Starting point is 01:02:51 I'm gonna make sure she sucks your dick out of my got you like comment and subscribe I better because otherwise how else am I gonna get these fucking balls drained pow pow pow
Starting point is 01:03:02 I'm sorry

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