No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 19 w/ TheHxliday

Episode Date: February 12, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We're part in live from the fucking gutter. All right, we had to run that back because Yuri did something to break the goddamn computer. So if you couldn't fucking hear, it is at the end of the day for the second time with AD, Yazzy, and my guy, Holiday, man. Whoa, whoa, whoa. And what I was saying is, because I knew you motherfuckers couldn't hear because it was muted. He came here a little earlier with him and his homies, man. They'd been here for the last hour or two. We've been chopping it up.
Starting point is 00:00:27 And, man, and I feel like these is, this is my new family over here. man, you's a good guy, man. The nigga got Argentina Doritos, man. He bought, you know what I'm saying? Crazy's Doritos I've ever had. The nigga likes root beer. Bro, yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:00:41 If you don't like root beer, come on, you ain't human. Bro, do you like the root beer candy, though, bro? You know what I'm saying? I never had that, bro. It's like a little barrel. It sounds like it hit. You bite it, right? You know what's crazy?
Starting point is 00:00:53 The wax shit? You bite. Wax. And then suck it out. Whoa. Oh my God. Hey, I heard it. I saw the Coca-Cola ones and I never tried it.
Starting point is 00:01:03 You know what I'm saying? Like, when I saw the Coca-Cola ones, you good? What is wrong with you? I don't know what's going on, man. You need to burn some sage. I need to do something. Yes, please. Maybe it's this goddamn bat.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Maybe it's that bad on the mic, you know what I'm saying? Oh, I forgot. I just peeped that. We got my nigger. Shadow as well. We ain't even acknowledging, bro. Shadow, what's up? What's up, cut?
Starting point is 00:01:26 All, he good. He's doing his thing. What's you throwing? to him? I'm just saying, you know what I'm saying? That's me and the crowd. Him and Shadow. Okay, we don't know
Starting point is 00:01:38 his own gang. That nigga said. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? We, that's what I said? We locked in. Bro, how are you doing, man? What the fuck did you do this weekend? I ain't going to talk about
Starting point is 00:01:49 what I did this weekend. I'm going to talk about what I did before I came here. I was chilling at the polo lounge. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Vibing. Eating a medium rare
Starting point is 00:01:57 hamburger. Okay, I love that. You just said that because I'm tired of everybody getting like they steaks and their burgers well done. That's childish. No, that's childish. We don't do that. Right.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Medium rare at least. Yeah, medium rare at least. When you go to nice restaurants, they will tell you that some chefs don't even want to cook it like that because it just takes everything out. Yeah, like what is that about? But I do like that. I like getting the black and blue too. You heard of that?
Starting point is 00:02:23 No, is that? It's like black, like charred in the the outside and the inside is just like kind of like yeah I've had that at catch I didn't know that's what it's called that black and blue is kind of crazy catch is my favorite spying arm Los Angeles you gotta go there holiday I never been there oh no yeah you have to go it's so good they have the best drink it's called the uh East Coast Cali East Coast
Starting point is 00:02:47 Hey I'm from East Coast I need to go check it out bro I gotta go check it out for show shit is fire um yeah what did you do this weekend I got drunk, for usual. And I went to a little party. It was cool. Cute little vibe. What happened at this party?
Starting point is 00:03:07 Ran into some friends. Ty was there. Shout out Ho's Man. Shout out Ho's Man. Nothing much, really. I knew the DJ. But yeah, other than that, nothing much. How about you?
Starting point is 00:03:20 Holiday. What's going on, Holiday? Hey, man, first thing I got here, you know what I'm saying? I landed off the plane. I went straight to straight to the party Did you really? Yeah
Starting point is 00:03:31 That's what you're talking about That's what I'm talking about Straight to the party man You know I had to I had to It's the first time back to LA in a little while
Starting point is 00:03:40 Probably like Probably like a month or two You know what I'm saying You know when you come to L.A. on a good daily On a not daily basis But a good basis You know what I'm saying You know you
Starting point is 00:03:48 A month away from that shit Start to miss it Yeah you miss it You gotta fuck around So I came back on some On a turn bro man, me and Judah, we linked up fucking, we just... I saw that picture.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Yeah, that's my boy. I gotta meet that, man. I like that nigga, man. That's one of the most honestly, like, down-to-earth people, like, I actually ever met. Like, down-to-earth artists I ever met for real. Man, that's somebody I consider already, like, some... One of my boys, for, like, that is. Bro, he has crazy-ass energy.
Starting point is 00:04:16 I don't even consider any of artists like that. Like, I'm really cut off, like, and I've met a lot of artists and stuff like that, and I've been around the room with a lot of them, but... Jude is one of those people that's, like... It's down the earth. He's always funny. He even showed up alone, you know what I'm saying? Like, no security on me.
Starting point is 00:04:30 So just, hey, I just want to get that shout out to my boy, bro. Like, I appreciate you. And that's the best thing, man. But I want everybody, if you're going to go somewhere by yourself, keep you a blammy pack around with you, man. Do you know what I'm saying? Keep you a blakey. Protect yourself, man.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Look, he got to. We got to teach Adam that. Shadow. Adam got to do that. He said, blick it, damn. Yeah, look he did. Yeah. man, hey, you know, it's funny too
Starting point is 00:04:58 because before you got over here, I pull up and I see... I pull up! Yeah, pull up! And I just see these two guys in the car just sitting and I see the hats. I'm just like, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:05:12 wait a minute. And I just give them to look like, I nod like this, like, hey, what's up? Like that, I'm like, all right. Like, yeah, I see you. You know what I mean? And I come and I come walk in. I'm like, hey, I'm like, Adam, you just did it. interview or something. He was like a while
Starting point is 00:05:28 ago. He was like man there's two people out. Boo, woo, woo, whatever. And I actually lost my phone. Like, I couldn't find my phone. Like, for real. You look for a real. Because I'm like, man, if I go back outside. Yeah. You feel me? I ain't got to
Starting point is 00:05:43 you. Right. You found it? I found it. Yeah. Yeah. I was in. I'm not saying. You know what I'm saying? You can't go. Hey, that's the situation. I'm being honest. I'll pause to interview and be like, bro. Find your phone. No. But when I was just like my hand, I was just like, man, here we go. You did, though, because you even threw your food in the fucking microwave, mad aggressive.
Starting point is 00:06:06 You were like, there's two niggas outside, and then you just threw the food in there. I was like, okay. That's how you know it's a day. You're on timing. Yep. Okay. I walk back out there with the alleged blammy pack and I was looking. And my good guy said, hey, no, we're here for the interview.
Starting point is 00:06:23 He said, I see what time of you was on. Because. I was like, oh, my bad, man, I didn't mean to. Because you really, like, walked out of here very aggressively. I was like, nah. But see, I just want you to know, like, the Argentina, the Argentina Doritos. Shout out to the ASMR, y'all about to hear in this mic. Wouldn't you supposed to do that for OnlyFans?
Starting point is 00:06:42 What happened to it? Josh talked me out of it. Why? Because he said, you can do that on YouTube. Can we get a preview right now? No. For the people at home? I'm not eating Doritos.
Starting point is 00:06:52 I'm already drinking tequila. I'm on a new diet. Whoa. You just disrespected Doritos. No, I love Doritos. Doritos is flight. What? Natro cheese, cool ranch.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Come on. The spicy ones, the sweet and sour, whatever the fuck they called. The purple bag? I have never heard of sweet and sour. You never had the purple bag? Sweet and sour? Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:07:11 The purple bag is crazy. Hey, if you and, hey, anybody in any school right now, right now, I know in lunchtime, that's the bag you get in, bro. That's the bag you get. It's sweet and sour? It's sweet and sour.
Starting point is 00:07:21 It's sweet and sour. I promise you, every kid, every kid in school right now. Five, If they're in school right now, like, they're buying that bag to lunch. Not the purple. And if there's not that, it's the flaming hot Cheetos. Yes. I like, I like the flame.
Starting point is 00:07:33 I like that's all I used to get in school, bro. Like when I was, when I was, and I barely show up. But when I did, that's the only shit I popped up for. Kids, stay in school. Stay in school. Stay in school, though. Hey, don't listen to me. But.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Okay. I just had a, things happened, all right? Things happened for a reason. So I had a, you know what I was like at the right time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I had a couple of homies, bro, to like they had somebody in the office, they probably would come to school like once a week
Starting point is 00:07:59 and pay this one person just to be like, yeah, they was there. And they just graduated with damn their honors and shit. I'm like, what the fuck? Bro, me and my homegirl Cam will go to class, sign in for attendance, leave, go get bagels and go home and do it. Bagels? Yes.
Starting point is 00:08:15 There was a bagel. Rest and peace to bagel. Rest and peace to bagel. Rest and piece to bagel. But yeah. Oh, my God. You know, Andy killed an animal.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Yeah, I got a job. He killed a dog named bagel. Bagel. I just went to loop him in. Snitch. Rest of peace bagel.
Starting point is 00:08:34 For real. Rest and peace bagel. I say, flattened cubs out. All right. Now, am I the only person that used to want to go to school? Definitely.
Starting point is 00:08:42 You know, I used to love high school. I used to love middle school, like, for real, for real. You know, you know what's crazy? I love school, right? I did love school
Starting point is 00:08:50 because I don't know why every time I went, like, I love school, bro. Like, my teachers was all good. I had all good teachers, all good classes and everything. Like, don't get me wrong. Like, I was just kind of more a kid that was cut out.
Starting point is 00:09:01 You know what I'm saying? Like, I wasn't talking to nobody at all. You know what I'm saying? I was always earbuds in. You know what I'm saying? Listen to music or whatever. But, but man, in school, I don't know. He said school.
Starting point is 00:09:12 I don't know. Wait, were you like a loser in school, though? No, I wasn't even. Look, the thing is, like, I had a song that was going crazy at the time when I was leaving school. You know what I'm saying? Because it was that platform. It was that, it was that, I did a cover to Powerglide from Race Shimerd.
Starting point is 00:09:29 And it was like, and it was going crazy. Ray Shurmerd. Wait, so it's not, okay, wait. Is Ray Shrumming? Some people say, some people say Ray Shmmerd. Some people say Raish Murder. I heard people say Rae Smurda, bro. I've heard that before.
Starting point is 00:09:44 I heard people say race murder and they pissing me off. I'm going to be honest with you, I'll be like, bro, where do you see the S-H-M-R-U- you are like, like where? No, they're some good niggins. Shout out of Slim Jimmy. He's been ducking me for the UFC phase for a while. Slim Jimmy, man. Shout out that boy. Not the real UFC.
Starting point is 00:10:00 I'm talking about that. I'm like, wait. Now I'm like, wait. Now you're about the box. Nah, not, not, not. PS4.
Starting point is 00:10:05 He called me out a couple of times and we just couldn't make it happen. But I used to like, see, the thing with school is like motivation-wise is like girls would always motivate me to go to school. You know, that's crazy. That's the same thing for me.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Like, in the first day I went to school, bro. This girl, bro. There was this girl, bro. Like that was just crazy, right? I'm like, bro, I got to get her number. Tell me why, bro, we get off the bus and get to the school, right? I don't know anybody at all. This is my first time to this school.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Bro, she just walks up to me and just is like, just phone out. I'm like, I'm like, that's player. I was like, yeah. Shout to that. I know. I need to come back to school. Ain't that right, ain't that right, my boy. My nigga did it.
Starting point is 00:10:46 And gay. I'm gay. See, that's some, that's some player's shit. right there. But I feel like that shit, what really kept me in school. So like, girls? Yes, because it's like, the homies are like, let's go ditch and go do this. Do what? Sit next to you? Fuck, no. You feel me? Get shot? No, I don't want to do that. Not get shot. Yeah, you got to go. We live in the hood. What the fuck we're going to do?
Starting point is 00:11:07 Right. Sit there and chill and shit like that. Like, and I swear it was always, every year, it was always, I can say every year. Every 30 days. It was always somebody. Yeah, every month. Yeah, every month I like somebody different. I mean, I feel like that's normal, though, when you're in school, right? You have a crush on somebody new every month, right? My bad, I mean this, Derrito. No, you're good with your hands. No, go ahead. Go crazy with your hands on.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Go ahead. That shit's just so good, though. You want one? No, I'm on a lot. Bro, try this shit. Ready? Nigger. Come on.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Eddie, please. I feel like Ray Shamar right now. Exactly. Look, exactly. Look. Ray Shamard? Does Derrito start you to race from her? whatever you want to call it
Starting point is 00:11:53 race your murder hell no but y'all had a crush you had a crush every 30 days do you remember your like your first like high school crush absolutely talk about it
Starting point is 00:12:04 I was obsessed with this man like I would like I knew what class he had I would walk past the like mind you stalker yeah 100% 100%
Starting point is 00:12:14 like I let me chill at you Yeah, no, no, that's okay. Because you know what? You're going to poke the bear out of hibernation. That's what you're going to do. You're going to poke the bear out of highbration. We got to do it.
Starting point is 00:12:28 But now I was like, obsessed. I was upset. I was upset. And my mom was like on the PTA and shit. And like she was very involved. I said, oh, get me in all the pictures with this nigga. Okay. You slid in the pictures with him?
Starting point is 00:12:42 Absolutely. He didn't know I liked him. So you was just one of them weirdos. Yeah, it was a weirdos. Because you said people used to call you an Indian man. And so he probably thought he had a homeboy that just wanted to be in the picture next to him. And that was okay with me. Like at that point in time, because I had transferred to another school because I was like not doing my schoolwork at all.
Starting point is 00:13:00 So he was like me. So I had to get sent out. Yeah, I had to get sent to get better. I had like 110 absences. But I was in a drama club. And my drama teacher fucked with me. Yeah, you could carry it over to now. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Because you got a lot of drama. Yeah, you be here. All right. Go ahead. But yeah. I had a few crushes. I had to stalk. And then went to college for like a semester.
Starting point is 00:13:27 When you stalked somebody else? Nope. And they kicked you out of college. After college, after college, they came to me. Oh, damn. I'm up a bugger. She flexed up. Be careful who you make fun of y'all.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Literally. No, no, that's really like a very serious. The Little League. The Little League? Very much real. Mm-hmm. Okay. And see, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:49 you see that I tweeted something today? About what? I seen a few of your tweets that had me crying, though, over the weekend. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I said, I'm like, you got a problem. You got a problem. My Instagram stories is funny as fuck. But I said today, I said, I love curving the people who didn't like me back in the day.
Starting point is 00:14:07 And one of the girls in my high school said, nigga, everybody wanted you. I was like. I didn't know that was a real person. But nobody told you, right? Yeah, like nobody told you. Because it was people like her that just sitting here. Let me get in the picture. Didn't want to say some shit.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Right. Because I got this dick in ninth grade. What's wrong with you? Hey, man. Let me just read this message real quick. Go ahead. So everybody. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:29 This is a message to females in high school. All right. And maybe males. And maybe males. And males. All right. Mails. If you got,
Starting point is 00:14:40 you know what I'm saying, you got your own things. I ain't going to, we ain't going to open up on it. But anyways, look, we're going. If you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, like,
Starting point is 00:14:49 all right. If you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, All right, look, we're going to break this down. If you, if you like us, tell us. Because we like you. Oh, some time. Likes for the time, all right. See, I wish somebody would have said that to me.
Starting point is 00:15:03 But see, I have, let's tell yours. I'm going to tell mine next. We have a hard time talking to you guys. You know what I'm saying? Because we don't understand. We don't understand the female species, man. Like, we understand it, but we don't understand it. To this day, bro.
Starting point is 00:15:17 To this day, we don't understand, y'all. Literally, literally. Like, I'm gonna be honest with y'all. Go ahead. I need to know. You know what I'm saying? Like, I put that in my music. Yo, please. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:15:28 You got a, uh. Did you have a bad, like, crush story that you had? Man, oh, man. Tell the truth, let's go, because I got a bad one, too. I'm gonna keep a joke. I don't really got no bad crush story because, like, I got the girl that I wanted. But that didn't work out. So, that, I mean, it's just, that's toxic love in general.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Like, it just didn't in general. You know what I'm saying? It's fun, though. Yeah, it's fun. I'm going to be honest. It was a, man, I got some of my best music out of that shit. I'll be honest with you. I got some of my best music out of my first relationship.
Starting point is 00:16:01 And it was just like this, it was, it could tell it was puppy love for, like, when you look back, when I look back on the messages now, it's like. You still got the message? It wasn't that serious at all. I'm about saying, bro. You know what I'm saying? But where you're looking right now, I'm like, if that might be wiping my eyes, girl. I feel it, girl. Damn.
Starting point is 00:16:17 She got away. Oh my God. Hey man, you don't say, stop going down. He was just like, really? Are you kidding? Yeah, he's just, I remember it was puppy love. And it was just, and I remember the baby. You know.
Starting point is 00:16:34 See, me, I had a bad, bro, because I had this girl that I was really just like infatuated with. I had got her. You feel me? Yeah. She gave me my little first, well, not my first piece of. ass but semi y'all I'm saying some shit I consider man let's go man's clap y'all are dead but all the older homies telling me man you know all the older guys was picking her up bro you know after school and shit and I found out she was just going on dates with older men at the time I'm like 17 16
Starting point is 00:17:07 and these 22 year olds these fucking pedophiles is picking up my goddamn girlfriend and giving them giving her the wood I don't know And I was a cent back then So I was just Just Come up to cry See me
Starting point is 00:17:26 And that bitch Tried to get me later on And I was like Ha ha ha ha ha ha You dirty whore Are you kidding? Okay So like when bitches
Starting point is 00:17:38 Try to come back In your lives I don't know why I just said bitches That was so derogatory When women I'll just beep out Every time you cuss Thank you
Starting point is 00:17:47 All right Censor Bitch Beet Anyways When the women try to come back into your lives Like There's no petty part of you
Starting point is 00:17:54 That wants to like Just string them on a little bit And then play them Like I ha stupid I'll still fuck him I mean Okay And never talk to that
Starting point is 00:18:01 Are you like asking me No I'm asking Yeah All right so It's not even like that right All right It's so look Everybody got this like
Starting point is 00:18:10 I'm be honest with you All right Everybody in info All right Everybody in info man Everybody wants some shit You know about how everybody is? Yeah, everybody wants something.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Okay. Topsy. Okay. So, look, but, but, but, I'm going to be honest. Mm-hmm. All right. Everybody in Nimble, but young, you know what I'm saying? Young.
Starting point is 00:18:33 And it starts young. Everything starts young, no matter what. Everything starts young, right? And I don't know where I'm going with this. He said, I don't know what? Not nymph. Everybody's a nympho. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:18:45 I'm saying, all, all, all, all, all, all, right. But I know I'm going now. Okay. Look, I want to help you play. All right, bet. You know what I'm saying? All right. So, so everybody, right.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Everybody just wants something that everyone knows that that's not exactly what, you know what saying? It's for, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? That's not exactly what it's for. But, but we all, like, as males try to, you know what I'm saying, like, see what's to it. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:19:09 When I say that, I don't mean, like, in an unsexual way. Like, it's just saying, see what's to it? Like, see what's to you? You know what I'm saying? Like, we try to see, feel your vibes. and I can say this because I just got out of relationship because I didn't feel those vibes at all You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:19:21 Fucker Fucker How recent though You know what I'm saying? Very recent Like as in like Like last week Like before he came to LA
Starting point is 00:19:30 Like yeah Said I'm going going back back to Cali Callie I came back to Cali lit You know saying it And I had to I had to because Because you know I'm be honest
Starting point is 00:19:42 All right look My fans will keep asking me to bro, I'm not in a relationship anymore at all because it's not meant for me right now at all. Like it's just it's really like I gotta focus on being me, you know what's saying? I got to focus on better in myself and better in my music and I'm and honestly like you know what's crazy like ever since I hopped out of the relationship bro like I've been making the craziest music of my life because I'm in the studio not texting anybody, you know what I'm saying, not worrying about having texting anybody back like I'm with everybody I need to be with right there. So I'm just locked in,
Starting point is 00:20:15 you know what I'm saying locked in like I'm focused now like it's it's different than anything honestly right now I'm making the most different shit I've ever made like I've been through that a couple of times you know what I'm saying where you just bounced back you bounced back and I feel like you you didn't need that right there exactly at that moment because you're going to find something better yeah because that's that as a man sometimes we get so wrapped up in our relationship that it consumes you and you you forget who you are exactly as a person and then my thing is too is like a lot of times
Starting point is 00:20:48 people like you for what you doing. You know what I'm saying? Your music, whatever the fuck you got going on. That's what attracted them to, you know what I'm saying? To you.
Starting point is 00:21:01 And then you get into that and people will try to change who you are, what they fucking fell in love with and try to control that shit and it's draining. You can't go to the studio and be happy and make a song successfully if you're worrying about, oh, man,
Starting point is 00:21:16 I got to go home to this battle or I got to sit there and do that shit. And, you know, we all go through that shit, especially as men, like, we don't, and it be the ones that you do not fucking expect. You'll be like, never. Why do I like this woman so much? And why is she stuck in my head?
Starting point is 00:21:32 And why am I fucking listening? Literally. Like, literally. That's exactly what I was asking myself the whole time, you know, because it's like, I felt there was something to her. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's something to her. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:21:42 There's definitely something to her for the fact that I even, you know what I'm saying like even head in her direction but but it's just like not everything is meant for what it is at that moment you know what I'm really young too so
Starting point is 00:21:56 yeah I'm young as hell and I'm like you know what I got to have fun bro hey bro I've been lit his fuck out here bro I'm gonna let his hair out here bro fucking because bro like I said
Starting point is 00:22:09 I had a baby on the way with your age you feel me I was why And I'm used to having a girlfriend and having two more girlfriends at the same time. I'm going to let y'all know. I'm not going to have no baby anytime soon, bro. But. Do you believe in rubbers? Yes, I do believe in rubbers.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Use rubbers. Everybody strap up. Everybody strap up. Make sure you strap up now. I need that fucking Magnum endorsement. Like little baby. Yeah, Magnum like little baby, man. That shit.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Gangster, they have a magnum endorsement? Get a limited Magnum since your house? You just got that shit, bro. There's no excuse. They just know you. Like, you know, they know you get into something. You know what I'm saying? Like, you good.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Bro, see, I never like, I always was just like, man, listen, I don't know what the fuck you didn't did. And I honestly, I don't know what the fuck I didn't did. I just don't like to roll the dice and shit like that. Oh, God. Hey, never take your chances. Yeah, we promote safe sex here. Never take chances. I'm going to tell you all that now.
Starting point is 00:23:06 It's not worth it at all because in the end of the day, it's all the same feeling. I'm not going to say never, never because sometimes. It's all the same feeling? What that means? Yes. No, it's not the same fucking feeling. No, you're right. You're not.
Starting point is 00:23:19 I'm 19. I can't say shit, right? Yes, yes. It's all the same feeling. That's why I can say it's a 19, right? In the words of holiday. Yes. Disneyland.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Yeah. Hey, so, you live in Chicago now, right? Yeah, yeah. I just moved there, actually, in December. How you like that shit? It's cool. But, look. little too cool, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:23:46 A little too cool around of it. It was snowing a little too much recently. Yeah. I mean, it's nice, though. I'm not going to lie. I've been there for the past three years. So, like, I'm going to get used to the culture around Chicago. The food?
Starting point is 00:23:58 The food is, like, bro, the food is out the roof. No matter what, bro, like, I'm living great off postmates in DoorDash. You know what I'm saying? Me too. Because in Chicago, they got the food, bro. Like, they got the food. And my boy got that hookup. My boy got that hook up on the food.
Starting point is 00:24:19 So off the camera, we was having a conversation about certain food delivery places. Yeah, I'm saying. And one of this nigga holiday homeboys tried to order a PS5 of a postmates. He tried to, can we show the pictures, please? Look at this shit. This shit, it makes no fucking sense. He tried to order a PS5, some SB, some AirPods. I didn't even know they had all this shit.
Starting point is 00:24:46 I didn't know they had this. Me neither. And he tried to get the disc edition. Nigget, you was, oh my God. You was greedy. He was on some demon shit. You could have got the digital, bro. He didn't give a buck.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Man, that's literally $900. And how much was the tip going to be? Right. Exactly. Bro, you know the postmates, how food be taxing, bro? You know what I'm saying? So I can't imagine a PS5, bro. That shit, $2,000, bro.
Starting point is 00:25:12 He didn't care. Go to the next one. try to get some S-Bs. Hold out, hold out, hold out. Look at these. Look at these. He got that thing. That nigga said,
Starting point is 00:25:22 I'm about to kill him today. Yeah, he said, look, he dropped one. Well, I didn't know there was a pair of on postings. I didn't know either. He dropped 10.55 when that bit. I knew you can, whoa,
Starting point is 00:25:33 never mind. I was told you can get plan Bs off of the postmates now. Oh, no, 100%. Yeah. Yeah, I got a few home girls. Don't ask me how I know. No, I haven't.
Starting point is 00:25:42 I got a few homegirls. I got a few homegirls. I don't know. I know a couple people. Same. Look, he said, I do. Sitting that motherfucker over. Go to that next picture.
Starting point is 00:25:53 What else? He tried to order the AirPods. I said, this nigga is crazy. No, you got some AirPods. Oh, my God. This nigga is, look at that. Look at that. No, that's his account.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Don't show the account, man. Never mind. He said, no, no, no. Mofugughey's going to take it. Look at your camera's suspended. Resolve payment on your last delivery. Yeah. That nigga probably bought a fucking Lego set.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Niggins just abusing the system, girl. Nah, yeah, he went crazy. He probably bought these damn Doritos from Argentina and shit. Hey, bro, you can buy me a plaque off that, motherfucker? I'm trying to get a plaque. All right, bet. Sit list. The nigga said a plaque?
Starting point is 00:26:36 He said I got you. Yeah, I'm trying to buy a plaque off that shit, bro. So I'm... I'm... The nigga said a plaque. So y'all niggas made a fucking cactus Instagram. Bro. Hey, man, this Instagram lit.
Starting point is 00:26:53 I need to know. Look at this nigga right here. The cactus is sitting on booty. Booty. You know what I'm saying? Booty. You know what I'm saying? He turned.
Starting point is 00:27:03 And you're going to comment, you ain't on no dry shit. You ain't on no dry shit, you know what I'm saying? Because even though he had a cactus, right? He ain't on the dice. All the bitches. Exactly. Okay. So whose idea wasn't to purchase his cat?
Starting point is 00:27:14 Well, it was my boy, Z's idea. Okay. And he just, well, he just had a cactus out of nowhere. Like, I'm not gonna lie, like this man just had it, pulled a cactus out of nowhere, bro. So I was just like, like, bro. We gotta do that, Eddie. Where did you get this? We gotta get a whole base for it, bro.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Look like a whole human being. But why the cactus hustle? Cactus hustle? Cactus hustle, because that cactus hustling, man. It's cactin that is hustling harder than other cactuses. What other cactus do you see out here? Posting. Cactus jazz.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Here every two months, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? On Instagram making sure his viewers is good. It went live one day and had like... He went live? Bro, yeah. Wait, is he a he or she?
Starting point is 00:27:56 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's not binary. It's not binary. It's whatever you believe in. You know what I'm saying? That's me in the background. Me and Z checking in on him.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Wait, what the fuck is the cactus drinking on? Yeah, he drank a... Yeah, he drank a juice. You got to get him cactus cooler, cut. Hey, man. Cactus cooler. What about Cacti? What about Cactus?
Starting point is 00:28:19 Travis about that drink, bro. He is? He better. Cactus and Polo G. The nigga Cactus with Polo G. All right. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:28:25 All right. All right. Okay. You're going crazy right now. Let me ask you something. Can Cactus fight though? It's called Pickles. Pichol G.
Starting point is 00:28:33 Why do you want to fight the cactus? No. Can the cactus fight? Yeah. Crazy. Because I have dreams of being a superhero one day. Bro. So maybe he could join my Avengers.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Wait. What is the name? Honestly, both, like, and I would see. Crip Man and Cactus Hustle. Okay. Dun, da, no. That could be some shit.
Starting point is 00:28:54 I could get behind that. Yeah, that's a, that's a movie right there, bro. And the Housephone got Bagman. Did you hear about that yesterday? No, I didn't it? Bagman. And then you got Bat Boy. Bagman, yes.
Starting point is 00:29:04 But Housephone said Bagman is, his powers come from cocaine. Wow. Wow. That's crazy. That sounds like a house phone thing. And it's also his kryptonite. Okay. So the same thing that make you laugh
Starting point is 00:29:17 And make you cry out. We start the own thing So it's almost the same way as Superman. I don't think Superman does coke. No, no, no, no, no. Superman definitely don't know coke. Superman will show you. I never read that.
Starting point is 00:29:27 I never read that. I love how you said, I don't think Superman does coke, bro. No, because I never, we never read that fact. Hey, and since we're talking about fucking superheroes, man, you made this song called Batgirl, right?
Starting point is 00:29:39 Yeah. I got a homie who don't fuck with Batman. Well, there's Batgirls. No. This nigga is serious. He's a loke. He's from N. Y. I got to show you my loke Sparta Cus. Have you seen Spider Coole? Look at him. He has a message for Batman. This this nigga is lit. Spider-Cus is lit. Message to Bad Boy? He don't like, no. He don't like Batman.
Starting point is 00:30:01 If I see Batman, I'm going to smack the shit out that, nigga. I ain't going to host you. You're going to get it on. Y'all ain't know if Spider-Cuck can dance, right? You know that? How are you going to pull him, baby? What do you think about Peter Parker? Man, fuck Peter Parker. Yo, Peter Popper, you're a bitch. You're a bitch, honey.
Starting point is 00:30:17 I'm the real spider cuss. Spiter cubs. He really don't fuck with Batman. No, he don't. He going to make me get this ex-down. I got the Batman tat on my shit. He made me feel like I got to change my app. My EP name, bro.
Starting point is 00:30:30 Yeah, we got to throw that out now. Yeah, man. Man, all right, everybody. Like that, hold on. Why did you just toss that like that? What you mean? He thought it could fly. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:30:41 I thought it could fly, too. Send him with R. Kelly. He's out of here. Out of here. Yeah. Fuck that. Oh, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Hey, so. I ain't going to talk about. Hey, man. I ain't going to say no names, but personally. But I ain't going to. I ain't going to see. What? No, that wasn't English.
Starting point is 00:30:58 What was you about to say, yeah? That wasn't English. I don't know what I was about to say. Okay. No, I feel that. I was, I was holl at you about it afterwards. I think I know what you was going. I want to talk to you about that shit.
Starting point is 00:31:08 I think, I think you know what you're going. I think I fucking do. So the video is coming out back. Girl Friday, right? Yeah, yeah, for rice. Wait, did you say yeah, fry rice? Yeah, fried rice. Fry rice.
Starting point is 00:31:25 I like, I like, I like that line go. I'm fried rice right now. I think I say West Side too much. You say West Side so much. What else I say? Give me some one. I don't want to say it because I think it's gang related. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:31:36 No, no, it's fine. Pussy. Look, might just be. Hey, so you was in a back cave. right? Yeah, bro. That's my home layer right there. That's my home layer. And I heard you say that all the caves have juice?
Starting point is 00:31:51 Yeah. Hey man, they got juice. No, it's probably like water. It's definitely not juice. It's whatever stuff was dripping down on my head, bro. And was sticking to that shit, bro. It was different. It was different. So like, I'm just thinking about like, bro. It's because I caught a juice.
Starting point is 00:32:11 No, you said it was dripping on your head. Yeah, that shit was dripping from the ceiling, bro. Cave juice dripping on my head. That's a song, love. That's a song right there. That's a song right there. You got to take that. Cave juice dripping on my head.
Starting point is 00:32:28 No. You like my vocals? I like singing like a white man. What? Yeah. I'm like, we got a drink. Cave juice dripping on my head. We got a record an EP.
Starting point is 00:32:39 And we need a holiday feature. D. Oh my God. Yeah, but I think, bro, that probably was fucking mold or something, bro. Yeah, bro. Or marsh or water. Or bad shit. It definitely wasn't like high-teed.
Starting point is 00:32:53 It was some type of it's like slime, though. Like, caves just got slime in them. I don't know what it is. It's like a very, very thin layer of slime. Like, across all the surface. I don't know what it is. Maybe that's like the real caves that I think got that real thin slime. You know what I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:06 No, fuck you didn't just say algae. I don't know. He said algae. He said algae, everybody. Give me some old this goddamn chip. Argentina. Argentina. Shut of Argentina.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Yum, yum, yum. Oh, God. So, Holiday. Originally, you're from Maryland, right? Yeah, I'm from Maryland. So what's it like growing up in Maryland? Because I only been there for like that seafood. Seafood, like crabs and stuff.
Starting point is 00:33:32 Yeah. Yeah. Don't say the word for you. Oh, I mean. Criplage. I'm sorry. I'm still getting used to it. If it makes you feel any better, my favorite food is salmon.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Oh, me too. I got to be in my head. I don't want to get your hand dirty. But my boy, you know what I'm saying? Okay. Anyways, over in Maryland, you know what I'm saying? It can get crazy when you're out in the city. I'm not going to lie at all.
Starting point is 00:33:55 You know what I'm saying? You get crazy. But me, like, me and my family, we kind of always, like, we're always moving around, you know what I'm saying, around in Maryland and everything. So we would go from, like, closer. We start, what I remember, like, from farthest back as a kid, was starting off, like, really close to the city. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:34:14 Like, we were in the city. So, like, we always, like, throughout our life just been moving, like, further away and further away and further away. Trying to get just, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, a better spot and everything because as you get further out in Maryland, it's, like, more suburbs and stuff, you know what I'm saying? It's not really much going on, like, when you go further out. Yeah. So it's kind of a calm place. It's just always quiet.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Not really much going on there. I mean, like, you see, like, I even got bored enough to the point where I was like, shit, I'm going to stay home. You know what I'm saying? I'm saying I was stay home You know what I'm saying? And it makes some music So So you know I record yourself
Starting point is 00:34:49 And shit too? Yeah, I started to record myself On garage band Okay Oh, that's hard Yeah That's far No, a lot of people
Starting point is 00:34:55 A lot of people say that I didn't realize that it was like Is that You just start recording yourself On what? Garageman? I haven't heard a lot of people say that No, I've heard a lot of people say that
Starting point is 00:35:07 That's crazy, yeah Do you know anybody like No, I don't know anybody like Super Basing? big right now, but like a lot of people when I was like in high school, college, too, would like record themselves. When you was out there stalking motherfuckers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Shout out to that man, yo. This Doritos one to that. Same name. No. Why? Did you get them later? I did. I did.
Starting point is 00:35:33 Did you break his heart? Did you break his heart? That's the real question. Damn. I can neither confirm nor deny these claims. Damn. We all know the answer. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:42 Yeah. She did all that. Do with that information, what you will. Why? My question is why. So I was petty when I was younger. Okay. You think I'm still petty?
Starting point is 00:35:53 Because I see that face. For sure. You think I'm petty, Josh? I don't think you're petty. Everybody does. I'm not going to lie. You seem like you cool. You seem like you're down.
Starting point is 00:36:03 You chill. You know what I'm saying? So. I do that. That's that Ray Shaman. That's that Ray Shaman. No, I am. I'm cool.
Starting point is 00:36:13 I'm down the earth, you know what I'm saying? Right, AD? Why are you asking me, because you're laughing. Oh, touchy, touchy. No, never. That, no, but you, you kind of like, No, I'm a little petty. She went away with the, oh.
Starting point is 00:36:30 A little petty. So what makes you, why don't you think it's your petty? Or we just haven't seen your full form come out? Because I feel like this is like, It's a mild day. You should be the super villain to the superheroes that we have. Cactus hustle, bag man.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Cactus hustle. Cactus hustle. Crip man. We got a bad boy. We got a bad boy going crazy. Give me a name. We got a bad boy going crazy. What is it?
Starting point is 00:36:58 The Petty League. Yes. No. The Petting Zoo. Oh, speaking of leagues. Everybody. The Petting Zoo. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:37:09 And the Z is spelled an X because I'm in it. Okay. Petting Zoo. Okay. I fuck with that. Since we are speaking of leagues, please head over to the little league.com and purchase your sweater. That's what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:37:22 I know that's right. Go to hell. Please purchase a little league sweater, please. And I was over here. It hurt me. And that's fucked up. Who can't? Who says?
Starting point is 00:37:36 Okay. Holiday. Some people are petty. I am petty. I see that. God damn. So getting back to this shit, man What type of bitch is you like, man?
Starting point is 00:37:49 I'm gonna keep a G This is my homie, I can kick it I can sit there and kick the shit with him man No, this is funny, bro, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, a lie, bro I'll be going for the Puerto Rican Okay 41, 40, yeah
Starting point is 00:38:03 Nenea and then they are Go on. Hold up. What? Nick, that's the Neney. That's not Puerto Rico. Did you just call it the Puerto Rico? No.
Starting point is 00:38:15 You said that's not the Puerto Rico? No, I said it's not in Puerto Rico. That's the nay name. Not the Puerto Rico. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. Free my nigga Solento, man. He didn't do it.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Hey, man. My nigga Silento didn't do it, girl. He had his blammy. He was protecting himself. I'm good. Not too. Not too. Sialento.
Starting point is 00:38:38 It's black history month. We got to stand behind Silento. Yes, sir. Hey, so you said Puerto Rican, so let me see. Who the fuck is you feeling right now if you had to shoot your shot of any Puerto Rican in the industry on TV
Starting point is 00:38:51 or anything right now? Nah, you gotta, you gotta, bro, you gotta go to the big leagues, man. Don't, don't, don't, come on, man, shoot high, man. Because I'm gonna tell you mine that afterwards. Hold up, man, Jay-Lough. I got a new crush.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Where are you at, J-Lo? Are you at J-Lo? Nog, nah, J-L? You're going for A-Rod, girl? Where she's at? That's right, bro. I have, Brian, man. You know what mine's this right now?
Starting point is 00:39:21 Whoopi Goldberg. Whoa, my boy. What? Give me some for that, because that's a black queen. Shout out Whoopie, okay. Josh is going to dress up as a whoopee. Man said Whoopi Goldberg. I'm tired of these trifling-ass women out here.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Tired of these guys. I need somebody to have. He got so tired of y'all. that he got to the point of saying Woody. Wait. Who's Woody? I said, I said it.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Not Woody. For Toy Story. Hey, man. We're going to leave it at that. Let me tell you something about Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi Goldberg, yeah. Wookie Goldberg is in Sister Act 2, which is one of the best movies of all time.
Starting point is 00:40:03 And she's a current co-host. Wait a minute. She's the current co-host on the view, right? She don't have time to be playing. with these old ass niggas, man. She needs someone that's going to come through and show her how to really love. I'm going to say, girl, these niggas, you fucking ain't doing this.
Starting point is 00:40:25 You feel what I'm saying? One more time, bro. Whoopie, whoopee, whoopee, whoopee, whoopee. I'm going for whoopee go, bro. Bro, one more time, one more time. Whoopi, whoopee, whoopee, whoope. Yeah. Gotta lay down on them, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:40:37 That's what I'm saying. You just went so fucking crazy. I'm serious, though. I think I'm joking. No, I think you're dead ass. Yeah. And that's the problem. Since.
Starting point is 00:40:47 That's the problem. Precious. Gabby got taken, she got someone I swept her off her feet. They beat me to the punch. You know what I mean? I was a little, I was a little, I was a little like, you know what I mean? Now I'm just like, you know what I mean? Whoopie was happening, girl, trying to come to the view.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Don't be trying to get you a little thugger. Okay. You know what that's a liquor? Y'all think I'm playing, man. Listen. Come on, man. No. Let me say, okay, look, if you see me, this, this, this, this, this, this scenery, right?
Starting point is 00:41:16 Peep this scenery, you go to the motherfucking club, right? And you see two people with hoodies on, right? Yeah. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You see two people with hoodies on, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:32 And they bust 52 bottles. Damn. Dispensive shit. And then we take our fucking hoodies off. And it's me and Whoopie Goldberg. nigga. Now, who, who,
Starting point is 00:41:44 shadow, you feeling me good, yeah. I'm not going to like that. When Jesus, who! That's hard.
Starting point is 00:41:52 That's hard. That's hard. What bigger flex is that? You can't tell me what, what girl you got with you that's doing it like that? Me and Whoopi
Starting point is 00:42:00 is busting 52 bottles. 52. See, I don't think like that, man. No, you're right. I definitely, I definitely, you know what I'm saying? I don't think I ever pictured
Starting point is 00:42:08 Whoopie Goldberg in a club setting. And then let me tell you the flip side of it. I definitely think you got something there. Come on. The flip side of it is, I would be a pioneer. For who? For everybody.
Starting point is 00:42:23 Damn. To do what? Man, go for it. Go for your dreams. Get your dream woman. Whoopi Goldberg, I love you. I love you too, Whoopi. My, Valentine's Day.
Starting point is 00:42:36 Okay. Oh, speaking up, it's Valentine, by the way. You any plans for Valentine's Day? Do you? No, I ask you a question. Okay. Sadly, I don't. No?
Starting point is 00:42:50 I don't have none. But I think I know exactly what I want to do. What do you want to do? Whoopi got a home girl, probably. Shut up, holiday. We're shutting up. We're fucking dumb. We turn that 52 bottles.
Starting point is 00:43:11 To 104 bottles. Does she have a brother? A brother? You want Whoopi's brother? I don't think she has a brother. What's his name? Hoopie. Woody.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Might be Woody. Goalberg. Woody Goldberg. Is it? Woody Silverberg. Great shaman? No. You've butchered that name so many times.
Starting point is 00:43:30 Yeah, so you ain't tell us. Who was your fucking, if you had to shoot your shot of anybody right now? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Who is that? Tell the truth, though. Just put it in the atmosphere. You may win.
Starting point is 00:43:41 No, he's in a relationship right now. So, just do it. I mean, like, if I had to shoot him like that. If you have. Shoot a shot. Shoot a shot. It would be a future. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:43:54 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. He's coming in his. Look, watch. He going to walk through the shit now.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Don't be surprised. Future Blame. Hey, Yazzie. If you get that, if you get that AP, you know what that means. Right. She goes to the street. She don't have this. Watch, she is not mine.
Starting point is 00:44:12 She belonged to the streets. And that's okay. That's okay. Future got one of the best quotes I've ever heard and I live by this. All I'll tell you is if you get him, don't do him wrong because he will make a song about that shit. And we will. With your trifling ass. But that's why I think it'll work.
Starting point is 00:44:30 You trifling? I'm driveling. We trifling. He gave me, Future gave the best advice ever in his song. Well, he didn't even know song. Before I tell a lie, I won't tell you nothing. No. It was in a fucking video, and I stand by this. He said, One Monkey Don't Stop No Show.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Oh, yes. Never did. Never will. Yes. That's the... Yes. So when you think about holding on to something, One Monkey don't stop no show. You don't stop that. Never did. Never will. That shit was powers.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Yeah, you got a good one. I don't think nobody fucking Whoopi, though, care. Not at all. Now, Whoopee Benrich, so you good. Uncle Larry, man. You know what I'm saying? Whoop been rich. I need Ariana Grande. You know what?
Starting point is 00:45:12 That's a great one. Oh God, bro. That's a great one. I like R.G's be doing it. Wait, wait. She's toxic though. She's toxic, but I'll take her, bro. I'll fuck with REGs though.
Starting point is 00:45:21 I'll take her for all your flows. What's the song she got? About 69 and? 30. I didn't, I had listened to that shit and I didn't know what the fuck it was a by. I said, be cracking though, girl. Selena Gomez, my dance is open too. That's right, bro.
Starting point is 00:45:38 Shoot for the stars, man. Okay. I got one for you, bro. You want to go next level? Who? You want to go next level. Alado. Queen Latifah.
Starting point is 00:45:51 No, no, no, no, no. Yes, nigger, what? No, Oprah. That's a good one. Now you're talking my language, man. Yeah. Get yourself, Oprah, man, you stamp. And, nigger.
Starting point is 00:46:05 She don't follow nobody, but she don't follow you? Don't say? Bro, if you had Oprah, you'd be the most hated. guy in the world, bro. Because you're the only guy that's followed by her, bro. She only following you in her book club, bro. And Tyler Perry probably. Like what?
Starting point is 00:46:22 That's true. That's gangst up. No, that's great. Now, he went crazy. I need to step it up. Sorry, whoop you out of here. And then I'm not going to lie, man. I got respect for ASAP mob, but.
Starting point is 00:46:34 AACRocket, you will pass up Rihanna, man. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I have to pass that up either. Okay. Well, I respect A-Sap and Rion. You know what I'm saying? So I like what they got going on. It's real cute.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Y'all know the vibes, man. Y'all know the vibes I'm going for her. Y'all know. Hey. But I'm not going to lie, man. In the end of the day, if I can't. That's the name of the show. At the end of the day.
Starting point is 00:46:58 At the end of the day. At the end of the day. Can't get that. Stick to my Puerto Ricans. What I'm saying? Nicky, you still ain't named the Puerto Rican. You can name one. It's just Puerto Rican girl.
Starting point is 00:47:11 It'd be like, bro, I don't know. So they were like this. You look, you think she's Spanish looking. You say, hey, I'm feeling you. Are you Puerto Rican? No. I can't take that ride. It just keep it pushing.
Starting point is 00:47:24 They'd be having a distinct look, though. Bro, you should do that. You're going to go viral. What? Excuse me, ma'am. Are you Puerto Rican? No, I can't take that ride. Just walk away.
Starting point is 00:47:36 I can't take that. That's probably offensive. No, it's not. No, it's my problem. That's his preference. Right. I just prefer Puerto Rican girls. Women have a preference.
Starting point is 00:47:45 What is your preference? I don't have a preference. Right. Women definitely have a preference. They do. She's right. We're going to get on all your ass right here. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:53 So what is, okay, so what did your little crush in high school? What did he look like and consist of? He was a football player. Okay. Jock. He were going. What? Jock.
Starting point is 00:48:05 Not too. Jock. He were going. He was, um, he was, African American. Flach. Black. I think you're going to say block.
Starting point is 00:48:17 Oh, chalk, block. All right. Keep it going. He was really smart. Smart. Yo, I'm not about to sit here and play with none of y'all, for real. Keep it going. And he was tall.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's not a preference. I dated people that weren't of that. But he's the one that had you like, I got to get in their picture to tell our future children. I know that's what you was thinking that we was in this high school picture. He's got the pictures in his phone, I bet.
Starting point is 00:48:55 Yeah, ever she broke his fucking hard. He probably ripped that shit up. He got that shit. He'd be looking at that shit every day. No, we cool now. You probably damaged that man. He heard. Ain't no nigga just cool.
Starting point is 00:49:04 He did? No, he didn't. Oh, I was like, oh, my God. My bad. I'm going to be cool. Let me not get a taste of it. I'm going to keep it honest. Anytime a nigger really loves a woman, you can't just be cool.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Niggers are sit there and put that front on there, but they'd be like, mm-mm. They don't want to see you with nobody else. Is that a fact? It's a fact. It's a true fact. Like, we don't want to see nobody that we've been with with nobody else. But we don't want to be with them. Doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Like, we want to know that even if we had you, that we can still get you, you know what I'm saying? I'm going to be honest. That's how I feel. That's how I feel because we like. Ladies, to the audience, this is this free game. I didn't even have to do with this. I'm just saying some real shit, though. I'm just telling y'all what I, what, don't be told from us, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:49:47 Like, because I'm, be honest, a lot of, a lot of niggas cap, too. So, so, so there's differences to, you know what I'm saying? I don't be real, there's real, there's real, there's real, there's real niggas and there's, that don't tell you know, you know what I'm saying? So, I'm gonna be a real, you know what I'm saying? I'm gonna be a real one, I'm telling y'all, so. I respect it. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:50:05 We don't, that's how it be. We just got to know that we can get y'all back. Ladies, do these men how they do you. Because it's not like we don't want, y'all. I remember I see one of my exes in the club. It was a while. We were supposed to, before that, we were supposed to get back. And that was the first time I was going to get back with an ex.
Starting point is 00:50:24 And then I ended up going out of the country. And then she was like, you had some females? And she was like, I'm done. She was hot. And then I seen her at the club maybe like four months later. And when I seen her, she was walking out the bathroom. She was walking to where she was going and I grabbed it. I'm like what's up?
Starting point is 00:50:41 She's like get the fuck off of me. I was just like, damn. And then she went in a section with another nigger and I was just like. Oh man, I'd have went home and look. Hey bro, at that point. She was in meek section? At that point you just got to, you got to, you got to, that's where you start listening to my music.
Starting point is 00:50:57 I was like, ah! Hey, did, she went to meet section? That's one of those moments where you find my music on SoundCloud because you just out of nowhere, just had that shit happen, go home and you just tell me how. Tell me how you're feeling inside. Oh, wow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Keep it going. Keep it going. Baby, are you going to be all right? Okay, Acapella. You know what I'm saying? Keep it going. Don't play with him. Tell me that I'm not worth your time.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Okay. Not worth it. Hold up. I forgot the lyrics. Not you forgot the lyrics to your own song, friend. Still right. But to the fellas out there, when shit like that happens, you got to play it like. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:51:37 You got to play it off, man. You got to play it off. Any end of day, man, you're a player, you know what I'm saying? You got to keep moving that. You got to, you got to come back strong. Oh, that day, though, I was wilding. I was wilding to fuck out. I'm sitting there grabbing women like, do-d-d-dun-d-dun-d-dun-tun-tun.
Starting point is 00:51:52 You know what I'm saying? Like it's a Mario game. I'm trying to get to her. I look over and she like this. Whatever. Exactly. And I'm like, oh, my God. That's the fucking worst, man.
Starting point is 00:52:04 But players got feelings, too. All players got feelings. It don't matter what it is. Because it's always one that come around. Like for every 30 or 40 or 50, it's one that, that like... 50. Yeah, like karma come like this. Like, boom.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Yeah, sometimes you can go through a thousand until you find that one. Thousand. I've seen the biggest players just shut the fuck down. You know what I'm saying? I like to think of myself as a... You know what I mean? I didn't shut down a couple times. It was just like...
Starting point is 00:52:34 Should I have more... You know what's crazy? Like, I always be telling myself, like, I can't be down like that, ever seen like that, you know what I'm saying? But I know I had moments where it's like, like, man, why does girl have me feeling like this? You know what I'm saying? Like, I'll be, I got this stuff on the line, you know what I'm saying? Like, why am I worried about this situation?
Starting point is 00:52:51 You know what I'm saying? Child to the demons out there. Breaking hearts. But you know what my thing is? It's just that you be like this, like, I just hope you don't suck nobody else's dick, man. Exactly. At the same time, right? That is so insane.
Starting point is 00:53:05 I'm keeping a G. No, that's so insane. It's not realistic. but I'm keeping against it. That is insane. You're keeping it against it. What? So this person is just supposed to suck your dick and your dick like for the rest of it life?
Starting point is 00:53:16 No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. If you got that, if you got that throat goat and you let her go, you're going to be like, I know what she's about to do to this next, nigga. You see her post a motherfucking picture at a nice restaurant with just a hand on the other side. Your motherfuckin' heart is going to dry. You'll be like, oh! I'm not gonna lie
Starting point is 00:53:38 Hey, I'm not gonna lie You know the one thing I'm gonna say Hey look You know the one thing I'm praying I hope I never get You my love Yeah, please
Starting point is 00:53:50 Yo send this thing in the hell I'm tired of doing it Hey Hey, he got the glad I had it I had the craze on man You already know I was tripping I think he said nothing this whole time
Starting point is 00:54:02 You know Nah Why not? Lady Gaga I'm going crazy I'm talking about some real shit though man Hey man can't see through the hate You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:54:12 Hey these is nice Can't see through the hate But I can see me getting a DUI with these They were like They were like sir have you been drinking No officer No Like
Starting point is 00:54:25 Nick get out the fucking car Not for real though Who the fuck do you think you are You don't piss them off I'm gonna say officer My ex is sucking dick Give him a ticket, just go. You say he's the officer.
Starting point is 00:54:43 Yo, nah, I can't. My stomach really hurt right now. You really just pissed me to fuck off. Damn. But, make your point, Holliday. Because the second don't piss me off. I had flashbacks because I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Yo, hell of those. Officer, she's suck a dick. Hey, officer, she's sucking. We've been there, Sarah. I'm just going to give you a citation. Keep it going. Yo, hell no. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:55:13 All right, we're going to move on. So I heard your homie over here. You got him kicked out of his three apartments. You know what I'm saying? It happens, man. He's shaking his hat over there. He's like, yeah. Hey, bro.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Oh, what's your apartment? I don't even know how you still fuck with this. Oh, yeah, man. Hey, bro. You want to know why? Because he was partaking, too. Hey man, you can't. Exactly, exactly.
Starting point is 00:55:37 You can't have no more. Exactly. Hey, look. You can't get a little. Nah, no. Hey, look. Look, everything. Bro, everything.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Bro, it was because I was starting to get into making music as though. You know what I'm saying? So, like, I made music in the crowd. Oh, so you were just making noise. Yeah, all the time. And me, like, I'm, like, I'm, I'm being inviting people. I'm a loud, motherfucker. You're a what?
Starting point is 00:55:57 You're a what? You're a what? You're a lot. You know, like. I'm a lying motherfuckerucker. I did too. I'm glad we was on the same page there. So like, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:56:06 They definitely wasn't messing with me in a way. Nowhere. I'm pretty sure my neighbors currently don't mess with me. I mean, with your history, I can't imagine they do. I don't think so at all. Yeah, no, that's a safe thing to bet on it. I pretty much every time I walk in the crib, I'll just be yelling like a motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:56:22 You got ADD? Pretty much. I got that shit through the roof, though. Fuck you mean? You're not right. Why you're saying? I ain't go to lie. You're not right.
Starting point is 00:56:30 How? You not. Damn. She think I'm just crazy. Right. The soul is not right on that one. She's my boy, though. She's seen me outside of all this shit, and she just, like, something is like.
Starting point is 00:56:42 I'm traumatized. I just think that he on top of his shit. You know what I'm saying? No, for sure. He over here, he'll be at a guitar and I'm saying. Right. No, he's a partner. And he, in his glow, he got the glasses on there.
Starting point is 00:56:53 Yeah, you ain't a glow right now. He can see through all the hair. I got nice skin. Mm-hmm. Whoopey. That had nothing to do with nothing we was talking about. Nice skin is a heavy thing. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:02 not, that's true. Is that herbal essence? I like it. It is herbal essence, actually. How'd you know? I smelled it, I know. Did you really? I knew.
Starting point is 00:57:09 It's kind of crazy. It's not crazy. Hold on. What? We cool again. Oh, again. What's it in again? We're cool again.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Hold on. Come on. All right. Yeah. You got to see? That's how you do it. I'm playing. Damn.
Starting point is 00:57:27 Damn. Lady Gaga shades. These ain't mine. I just picked them up. I like them. No, if I was like that. Bro, I had got kicked out a couple of places and shit.
Starting point is 00:57:41 You wouldn't know it was fucked up, but one of my landlords did one time? It was raining like a motherfucker. She waited till it was raining and storming. She going to put a 30-day notice on my goddamn door to get the fuck out. And I was walking the fucking Starbucks and I seen that motherfucker by a goddamn
Starting point is 00:57:56 cactus-looking thing. Maybe it was your goddamn cactus hustle that tried to fucking. They're trying to fucking evict me, man. Can I ask, what do you get at Starbucks? Me? Oh, my God. I used to know yours, too.
Starting point is 00:58:09 I used to get chai tea lattes. Okay. But now they got this dragon fruit mango fucking lemonade. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's so good. That's not like the crazy shit ever. No, it's so good.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Wait, what do you get at Starbucks? I get a mocha cookie cookie. Yep. crumble frapping That shit is crazy right now That nigger said at first of it A mocha cookie crebble I was like, nigga
Starting point is 00:58:38 That motherfucker fuck a motherfucker They know how to make They got damn names Exactly I might go get one after this motherfucker Can I get a mocha cookie cremble Exactly So I gotta ask for it bro
Starting point is 00:58:49 And some The same thing Ray Shamar got I also get chocolate cake pops Yes Amazing My son my son love them But me I like the marshmallow
Starting point is 00:59:00 dream bars, real nigga. It was like good too, man. I've never had it. I'm not a lot. It's like the Rice Krispies and shit. I'm not a fan of marshmallow. Why? You know, you know, like someores and nothing like that?
Starting point is 00:59:12 Not really, no. You ever have somears? No, I've had them, but I'm not like super big on marshmallow. Oh, yeah. To do it out of it. And see, I don't like the chocolate shit like that. Nah, chocolate is crazy. I don't know what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:59:23 I'm more of a white chocolate nigger, you know what you're saying? That's your fucking problem. A little Graham cracker. Yeah. No, ain't nothing wrong with that. What are lighters you are a lighter sister ain't you? No Okay
Starting point is 00:59:35 I'm not gonna love I'm gonna move for smores right now I know let's get some smores Cah Something bro So before we do Get the fuck out of this Motherfucking man Tell me about y'all
Starting point is 00:59:48 Rending out some slingshots Cair Oh man Yeah Everybody laughing Hey listen I don't want just the short version I want you to break down
Starting point is 00:59:58 What happened And what I'm You fucked up in the yams. Miami. Oh, no, no. Okay, I told you before. Yams, to us mean, like, that, that shit. So it's like, she gave me the yams.
Starting point is 01:00:12 You know me? Yams, man. I'm still calling Miami Yams. Hey, look, I'm going to get the yams. You probably gave the yams in Miami. I cannot confirm nor deny that claim. Let them go back to his goddamn story. I'm going to give you all the y' ass, man.
Starting point is 01:00:26 So look, Miami, man. Crazy church. right crazy trip we get there we we so keep on we already lit bro we the first thing we get there we ran out of a fucking Airbnb is a resort bro it's a resort it's crazy you know what saying it's like big-ass face though we're like all right we need something to tee this up you know what I'm saying we need something to tee the energy up keep it going we got the house already we got a pool and everything bro like four it got like four houses on the property so it's like it's like a whole property and so it's lit and then you know what saying we we got
Starting point is 01:01:00 the slingshots. You dig. How many swing shots? We got five, six things shots, bro. Six, like five, six slingshots. Parked out front. No. He said seven. The nigga who you got kicked out many times.
Starting point is 01:01:14 All right. All right. All right. So you probably got it counts. No, the nigga that said seven is probably the name I crashed into. Okay. Okay. Say that.
Starting point is 01:01:23 But, uh, hey, Hey, man, I, look, we took these out for a spin. I'm like, I'm putting in the little bread on the, on the slingsharts too, right? So I'm like, man, I got to drive one, man. You know what I got to drive one, I got to draw one. I got to draw one around. You know, when I get in there, I'm pushing it.
Starting point is 01:01:38 I'm pushing it. I'm pushing it. Full speed, everything, bro. We're going crazy. It's nighttime, bro. We're in a highway. Snigga, man. Snigua right here, man.
Starting point is 01:01:47 I just, hey, I was going, I don't know how fast, bro, but fast enough. Fast enough to take off the front bumper, bro. Oh. You know what I'm saying? Like, because, all right, so my boy, D. D. Will, right? My boy, D. D. Will was in front of me.
Starting point is 01:02:00 So he was driving the slingshot. And I don't know what happened, bro. I think I just looked down. I was, because I'm sitting here streaming a whole lot of red, man, in the slingshot, bro. So I'm sitting here paying attention to Playboy Cardi music while I'm in the slingshot, bro. I'm driving fast as hell.
Starting point is 01:02:15 Like, all right, let me play a new tank. This shit gets loud as fuck, bro. Hey, I just look forward. And I just see D.Will stop in front of me. And I'm like, oh, shit. So I'm going, I'm already going at you know what I'm saying? This is boom. Right.
Starting point is 01:02:30 Right. Right. The whole phone bumper. You whack that motherfucker? The whole side of it, bro. Like the whole side. The side of the bumper. Like, yeah, the right side of the bumper, bro.
Starting point is 01:02:39 I thought you meant the front. It was crazy. It was crazy. But look, even the car thing went up, like the sunshot went up, flew up. The back of his flew up. But we all were good. We all were good because we stopped. We pulled over.
Starting point is 01:02:52 And then we made sure I was good. He was like, if anything, he was laughing about that shit, actually. So actually, you know what I'm saying? He was crazy. He ain't laughing now. He ain't laughing at the bill. Hey, man, we're going to laugh at that bill, actually. I'm not going to lie to you.
Starting point is 01:03:06 We're going to do this shit multiple times, bro. We're going to do this shit. It's why me next time. I want to crash a slingshot. Hey, bro. You want to come with us next time? Yeah, come on, man. Please.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Bro, I did that. I did that shit in Hawaii with the goddamn, um, the little mopegs and shit, bro. My manager, my nigga, if Dan there broke his leg. As soon as we got on the motherfuckers, man. Yeah. Yeah, that nigga fucking crashed into somebody house. Huh?
Starting point is 01:03:30 No, my old manager Oh, that nigga His leg He was like, my leg I was like He was like, he was like, he was fucking on my trip, bro I'm about to go
Starting point is 01:03:36 Get me a snow cone You feel me? Nicky kept a gong Nicky, my name Ray Shimon, you feel me? He said my name Ray Shimon, you know what I'm saying? We're gonna end it like that
Starting point is 01:03:45 Hey, y'all tap in with the homie holiday Man, his music is dope Is that the end of the motherfucking day With A D and Yazzie man At that end of the day Is he's coming out when?
Starting point is 01:03:55 Friday. Okay. Don't play with him. Okay. Don't play with me, man.

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