No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 20 w/ Dan Rue
Episode Date: February 18, 2021At the end of the day, we all knew it was going to happen. AD hosts his new weekly podcast on No Jumper with Yassy with special guest: Dan Rue!! FOLLOW AD https://instagram.com/iitsad https://twitter....com/iitsad FOLLOW Yassy https://instagram.com/yassytv FOLLOW Dan Rue https://www.instagram.com/danrue ---- No Jumper News Discord: https://discord.gg/ajntTVY FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ Follow us on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/NOJUMPEROFFICIAL/ http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We live, so I would.
Oh, okay.
Hold up.
Can I pour up now?
We live, let's go.
We got it.
We got it.
We're going to be poured up.
We're doing tequila, right?
We do it.
We're doing tequila, right?
Hey, look, you know what's crazy?
I don't know.
You know what's crazy?
I like my liquor, like I like my women.
Brown, stop playing on me.
Okay.
You already fucking know what's going on.
There we already know.
Hey, is this, we started?
We live right now?
We live.
Oh, so everything, I just said, y'all cut, huh?
Yeah.
So run that back one time.
Hi, I'm Dead Riboo, speaking live.
News Channel 5 here.
No Jumper News.
I'm Dan Rue.
And today I'm your co-host, starring AD Vanilla Krill.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
And wait, wait, wait, what's the name of your squad?
What is it?
What is it?
What were you talking about?
What are you having your shirt?
You see us.
This is a little league.
So, a little league for little booties.
Okay.
And they're mad.
I ain't seen no fat.
No, I'm just playing.
I ain't seen no.
He didn't, though.
He's lying.
He didn't see nothing fat.
No, that's cool.
Hey, look, it's still moved, though.
It moved, though.
You already know.
Okay.
I'm not mad at a little booties.
Me neither.
But I do, I do want a significant,
belumptuous booty in my life, you know what I'm saying?
So you should grow one.
Huh?
You should grow one.
You know what's crazy?
You know what's crazy?
I'm not even going to play with you.
I think my ass fatter than yours.
I saw.
I was disappointed.
It might be.
I was disappointed.
It might be.
I was disappointed.
I was disappointed.
I'm disappointed too.
I'm ready to sit under that knife.
Hey, look.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, what knife you said?
sitting on? Sitting under.
That's even worse.
She's going to Miami.
Miami.
She's going to Columbia.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
We had to talk to it.
You know what's crazy?
A lot of people have been going to Turkey.
Turkey.
I heard that too.
Yeah, facts.
Nope.
I'm going to take this shot.
Let's go.
Is ready?
Oh, I thought we took it already.
The day he has to get our body done is the day we lose her.
What?
Facts.
She's out of here.
Out of here?
She's out of here.
She's going to sign that deal with the streets.
Nah, hell no.
Yeah, you can be signed to the streets.
went out of body by the way.
Not that I know.
I mean, maybe.
That's real, though.
That's real, that's a real ass shit.
No, because when you really like analyze and think about it, and this is how I always see things from anybody that's high in entertainment and anything, when you look at people's wives and the people that they usually end up with, they don't look like somebody that.
That's all made up.
They be regular, regular.
They be regular.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
I mean, you know, besides the tits, because a lot of girls get tits nowadays.
It's like a thing.
Yeah, it's true.
The yadas.
Yeah.
The who?
The yadas.
That's what they're going to do?
That's what you are.
You know what's crazy?
I got a question for you.
I guess for a female perspective.
Anyway.
So, you know, I have a lot of problem.
I even made a tweet about it.
Like, why do people hate the fact that I like black girls?
They'll come at me some type of way or some shit.
They'll be like, why you like black girls so much?
Are you trying to get it for clout?
You know, you fantasize about black women.
You're not serious about it.
I mean, I've dated black women my whole life.
I've always been around black women, so I don't see what the problem is.
We can reverse it.
So what's the question?
The Kardashians like black men.
Right?
I mean, definitely.
Look at the track record.
So it's the same thing.
So it's the same thing.
Except Courtney, though.
Corden, you go strong.
She's like rice and dick.
You're like, you got that for me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
She's like, wait, wait, wait, right.
What that?
Yeah, okay, look.
That's what?
Elaborate.
What makes it rise?
Go ahead.
No, no.
What makes it?
Yeah, yeah.
What makes it?
Go ahead.
I was in St. Martin, right?
If you don't know what St. Martin is, it's a French Caribbean island.
Yeah, there go, Lord, please.
Yeah, there go, Lord, yes, you know.
And we were in the car and we was playing around with the little driver and she was just like,
we was like, what type of men you like?
Because we seen like a lot of white guys.
of white guys.
He was like, you like white men?
She was like, me don't want, no, the rice dick.
I was like,
I was like,
since then.
Did she say rice or white?
No, rice dish.
Okay, okay.
Like rice.
He said that I like rice dick
because I've dated white guys before.
Did I tell you that?
Yeah, that's where I got it from.
Oh, shit.
You like white guys?
What you said?
I don't, oh, man.
Oh, man.
Two for one special.
This is a little name.
To the streets.
You know what to do.
This is a little me.
Honey, two for one special.
That's got to be racist.
Look, is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Hey, and then, look, he could pay for one cheek.
He could pay for the next cheek.
Yeah, we got you.
We could go 50, 50 on the deal.
As long as it's Columbia prices.
Yeah, yeah.
But look, if you ever fuck us over, we're taking it back.
You can.
I can.
I can.
I can.
You can't.
I will make it happen.
We will get with my attorney and sign a contract.
No, no, no.
Yes, yes.
We'll repel away.
That's why you got to make for your own body, so you're not.
under nobody mercy okay so when you're gonna do it mind your business worry about
yourself I am worried about myself I'm good baby
worry about yourself I'm worried about me oh man oh my god bro
that's funny is uh love it yeah yeah yeah yes he's thinking about it she's like Dan
look I'm like wait I mean we can make something happen we can really make something
happen now that's all sponsors out there also yeah yeah so so wait wait wait wait so if we were to
start a go for me for your booty cheeks right now could we do that
No, no, no, I have a moral compass.
What they let that happen?
I have a moral compass.
Can you go from me the booty?
Yeah.
I mean, you can, but you'll get in trouble for it.
I mean, people go find me the craziest stuff.
Look at the girl.
Imagine she come back with a booty.
Okay, I'm on her side.
She did the go from me that she got a free surgery.
I love her.
The gorilla goo girl.
The gorilla goo girl.
What was her name?
You said, Guerilla goo.
Tesika Brown.
Tessica Brown.
Shout to you love.
You know, I'm glad that they got her hair straight, you know, because that's some serious.
because that's some serious stuff, you know what I'm saying?
Think about it.
I understand the, but you know what I'm saying?
You feel I'm happy for her that she got it out.
I should put that in my beard, see what happens.
Don't do that.
Man, what beard?
Oh, wow.
Beer shaman?
Hey, you know it's crazy.
This dude are like different levels of beer.
Like this is this.
It starts loading and then it gets to that.
So you know what's crazy?
We're talking about shaming.
You know, some dude brought up the fact that, you know,
know, women be body shaming men.
Yes, they do.
She says I have a little head.
And we got to be quiet about it.
And we can't change nothing about our life.
She says I have a little head.
No, no, no.
I don't body shame anyway.
She told me I shouldn't wear hats.
I should only wear hats.
Nah.
I just don't like seeing him without a hat.
You know what's crazy.
I don't know how many different times I'm going to have to say this.
Because I'm a stand on what I said.
I don't like, I don't like the shape of your head.
I don't know if I have seen you without a hat.
You see, now look, now look, when you do find out of hat, you're going to be like,
I know me for years.
I like, I mean, I see you in the bottom, not in person, but I said like in the snaps when you're like boxing in the morning.
I see you without a hat there, but that's it.
But what do you think about it, Carrillo?
Without a hat?
I don't really think much about it.
Okay.
That's right.
Now, moving forward, when you do, start to think about it.
I can fight you all.
So going off on that, going off of that, I'm going off of that, I'm to clarify something right now.
Just because I say I like girls would be booty doesn't mean I'm body-saming anybody.
I just prefer that in my life.
Just like I prefer the chocolate women.
in my life that I mean what their body shame on you
I can look at that lower life I'm just saying men in general
like because you know men men
well I'm not going to say they don't have surgery
what's something that body shame on men
they all they would always say to the if you know
I don't have the problem but
many of times you see girls the first thing
they'll say is you got a small think
well when you was
when you was coming back
when you was coming when you was coming for
round one two three
Not personal.
No, no.
Nice dick.
No, I never had.
That's what I said.
He took it to.
No, never.
Actually, I'm dropping my only fans next week.
Fax.
So, uh, ladies
gonna see some print.
You already know what the fuck going on.
And I'm,
I'm,
I'm just, yeah.
Great sweats is over for business.
How much is the subscription's going for?
Huh?
How much is the subscription is going for?
I can't speak on that right now.
Oh, she really like white boys.
She's like the rice dick.
I just wanted to know what's going on.
I'll give you, uh, I'll give you 50% off.
No, no, no.
I got you.
No, no, no, I'm not a consumer.
Oh, you're not an consumer?
Oh, really?
So how does that work then?
I just want to know.
She's going to peep it.
She's going to know.
It's a fake account.
You just want to know.
She's going to make a fake account.
I'm curious.
Okay, well, you'll find out.
Anyway, you know what's crazy?
The price is going to go up once it's out.
Anyway, um, you, gee.
You know what's crazy?
I'm glad I'm here.
I'm glad you.
You know what?
You know you was supposed to be on like episode three?
Nah, see, see what happened was.
See what happened is.
He's crazy.
This is episode.
This is episode 20.
I was busy.
I have a pop up at his house.
I think he know now where he lives now.
He can't hide now.
I was busy.
Look.
We ready for you.
I was busy, man.
But 13 episodes.
Yes.
I had family marriages to handle.
I went to Houston.
Is that 13?
That's 17.
Even worse.
I was in Houston.
I was in Houston for 18 days staying at the Derrick Hotel.
18 days last month, right?
The Derrick Hotel.
was very nice. I did. It was 18 days.
It was 18 days. You was having
a blast, though. I had a great time.
I was, 2020, had me
fucked up, and I was in the house, and then
ain't no COVID in Houston. There's not no
COVID. I got tested, too, and then I had to quarantine
when I got back home. I went to Houston, bro,
and they have something called
Turkey Leghut. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Shout out to Lynn.
Shut out to Lynn.
Turkey leg hood. That's the spot. I'm going
back. What did you get? The
crawfish mac and cheese.
On top of the turkey leg. With the rice. You got to get with the
rice on there.
That sounds crazy.
Bro, I'm trying to tell you.
I'm trying to tell you.
You get the rice.
Look, I asked him to put the rice on top of the turkey leg.
Rice, neat.
That explains everything.
The truth will come out soon, my friend.
Only only friends.
Anyway, so yeah, yeah, that was a great place.
I love turkey leg.
And hey, guys, that's the only place you get fired turkey leg and you can get hookah.
And you can get liquor like a club.
In the same spot?
It's like a three-hour wait every day, though.
No, I love hoo-Gers.
That's what the Asian Houston stand for is hookah.
They got hookah everywhere.
I thought it was for something else.
Like what?
Hotties.
Because of mad.
Hotties with the bodies.
I'm about to say Halloween?
Yo, what?
You can't be dead ass.
Super dead ass.
I'm playing.
You know I got to do some stupid shit.
Of course.
Of course.
Anyways, I'm sorry.
I haven't been giving you much attention back here.
How was your day?
How was your week?
How's quarantine been for you?
Everything's good?
I'm chilling.
I'm chilling.
I'm chilling.
Okay.
All right.
I was just asking you.
You know, I feel like.
No, I have a question for y'all.
Okay.
For y'all?
Yeah.
Y'all?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The rice dicks or me?
Hey, hold up.
Every dick.
Every dick.
I got a question for.
How was y'all Valentine's weekend?
Oh, man.
What's up?
I'm single.
Like, actually single?
I'm single.
I'm so fucking single.
I'm single.
Okay.
So you didn't do nothing?
I mean,
so my birthday
There's a mumbling session
coming from here.
I'm sorry.
We really just didn't do shit
but my birthday just passed.
I came to your birthday.
And Chris,
aka vanilla krill.
Vanilla True,
aka vanilla krill.
He hooked me up
and surprised me
for my birthday and brought some people
over to my house.
I'm really really special
for me and I appreciate that.
That wasn't Valentine's.
That was?
That was a long time?
Yeah.
It was Valentine's weekend.
I came.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I spent Valentine's together.
You didn't come.
I didn't come.
Of course you didn't come because you weren't there.
Right.
I wasn't there.
If you were there, you would have came.
No. What?
Hey, hey, there.
Yo, fuck no.
Hey, that goes back to that video.
I don't know if you ever seen it.
And he's in the courthouse.
He's in there cuffed.
And the lady states,
and he said, you're thicker than a bowl oatmeal.
Do you know.
that.
Yo, I was dead.
I was dying laughing.
Hey, bro.
Yeah.
I have a confession to make something I did at your house.
What'd you do?
I did something, bro.
It ain't bad like that.
Why are you laughing?
What you do?
When I was on my way out the door, I used the restroom.
And I seen some Chanel cologne just sitting there looking at my colone.
You stole, you were stealing?
I didn't steal it.
Some good cologne.
Ain't it wrong with that?
Ain't that wrong with that?
I had to host a strip cologne.
I had a host a strip club after that.
You hosted a strip club.
Yeah.
You show did leave us and go to this.
Yeah.
Dolly something and shit.
You didn't call me too.
You said you was going to call me.
You said you was going to call me.
I'm sorry, man.
You did not call me.
You didn't call me.
You got me drunk.
We did get him drunk.
We did get him drunk.
We got drunk.
We just met you.
We got you on the next.
No, no.
It's not quick.
I do a show with him every Wednesday.
I need to be at the street.
Hey, I ain't going to lie.
To see Kiki was there.
He was lit.
Yo.
I'm very upset.
It was like, don't be upset.
It was like, it was my birthday.
That's a back.
50 people with me.
We was out, we was in there.
Yeah.
Right.
All of that.
Yeah, I'm saying?
Right.
You know what's crazy?
You remember when we first met?
Kind of, I think.
It was at the club.
Was it La Jarden?
Yes, it was La Jardin.
Legend.
Legend.
Amazing.
Anyway, so you know what's crazy?
After going out, when I moved here in LA, me and Nick moved out here, we used to go out all the time.
Every weekend, every night, didn't matter.
we would find somewhere to fucking go
and then we'd end up at fucking strip club
every night. Praise Lord.
Anyway, I'm just saying
I made it a habit to where I would literally
stop at the strip club
at least once a week,
pull out $100 and go make a video in the
strip club in some kind of form or fashion
and just be elegant with it and make a video.
It was a habit. I loved it.
But see, the thing is, with our strip clubs
and krill, you from Houston
they don't get naked, man.
So I never liked it like that.
It's okay, though.
I like to hop on the booty.
As long as I can touch some cakes,
my arm got stuck a couple times
when some of them girls got mad.
Like, and you grab it and it's stuck.
It's like, oh, shit.
Stuck on the, stuck, my hand was stuck like super glue,
like that gorilla glue, I swear to God.
But see, when you go to Houston, bro,
like it's just...
Houston different.
It's cracking.
It is.
Real crack.
That's the home of the strippers.
It's the home.
I got home girls right now in Houston
because they're just out there dancing.
They butt-ass naked.
Atlanta, too, popping right now, I heard.
Just naked catching crone in all parts of their body, they shouldn't.
And it's nice, and it's nice women.
All parts of their boys.
Of course.
Strippers are nice women.
No, very nice.
Very nice.
But a lot of them girls, you know, shout out to the strippers.
Shout out to the strippers.
Shout out of down south women, though.
Because, you know, a lot of them really about their money and they got kids,
and they make their money and they go home and they don't get a fuck about nothing else, but they're cheering.
I used to DJ at a strip club.
Huh?
I used to DJ the strip club in Las Vegas, girl collection.
Floyd shit?
Yeah.
Damn, bro.
You've been everywhere.
A little bit everything.
Now you just be gang-banging with us.
What's wrong with you?
Yo, please.
You go from Floyd to the streets, nigga.
I hate you so much.
You be gang-banging now?
That's what we're doing.
I'm from the north side of used to me.
He didn't see me make a couple of demonstrations.
Both of them have.
Look, he's like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Ah, Hennessy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hennessy.
Fucking right.
Last week, last week, he called me,
and I heard the police talking to him,
and then he held it down.
That's my guy, you feel me?
I'm sorry.
Like, he really just took me.
Like, that just said, like,
I thought I was in danger.
I didn't take you.
I didn't take you.
I did.
No.
Anyway.
You know what?
You know, yeah, yeah.
Do you see an Xbox controller
or PlayStation controller hooked up to my hands?
And that's what we're talking about, too,
bro, because I know you team Xbox, bro.
I'm team PlayStation.
I got both consoles.
It's good.
You know, come on, we all got everything.
But I know you prefer
Xbox. I do. I play Madden.
You know, I play with Unc all the time. We play, you know.
And you know, I got an Xbox controller tattered
on me. Do you really? Because you're a real one.
But I'm a PlayStation guy on now, man. That's cool.
It's respect. You do what you want to do. But my heart
still lies with the box of Xers. You heard of me?
Y'all be playing Madden and shit, though. I can't get into Madden,
bro. I'm like Madden. O.T. You been running for
me for years. This is a motherfucker take Madden.
Facts. He heard me.
I hate video games.
Do you think you get messing with Brodo? Who?
You think you'd mess with Jen?
Yeah, I should be able to
You be knocking Snoop?
Yeah, I'm good
I'm good, bro
But Uncle's good
Unk's good
I'm about to say
But um
But um
But um
But um no
No,
Unk knows
I mean
You know
I'm like a little OG
On the Madden
And I do my thing
But you
You ain't fucking with Chuck
I'm trying to tell you
Look Chuck
I tried to talk to Chuck
Play last
Last year
But he's like
No I'm not on Mad
I'm on 2K right now
So I let him do his thing
That's respect
Bro the last time
I seen Chuck
It was probably two, three months ago.
I just did the 2K thing with him.
I know.
Yeah.
Bro, he scared me, bro.
He was like, I'm nice.
He's like, I'm one of the best.
I was like, all right, because I call him out.
And y'all was talking about Chuck.
We're talking about the game.
So I will tell this.
I will tell you right now, Chuck, in regs, you got me.
In Ultimate Team, you ain't fucking with me.
On God.
This is what it is.
But he told me, he said AD, 20,000, 50,000.
Come to my house tomorrow.
He right.
Money is mine.
I was like, I'm cool.
I ain't called him.
What?
You didn't?
No, you're talking like that?
I think I'm good, but when somebody's talking like that?
Yeah.
Game, nice and men.
But he plays regs.
I play all in the scene.
I was like, that shit wasn't cool.
I was like, all right.
I was like, yeah, nigga, I'll be there.
I'm not there.
I'm open.
I let my phone down on purpose.
Sometimes you got to let your phone down on purpose, though.
You know what I'm saying?
When you go to sleep, you be like, I know what time it is tomorrow.
Hey, Chuck a real one.
Laura, like, I do it all the time.
Chuck, hey, Chuck, a real one.
Let me tell you why Chuck a real one.
When we did the 2K event, I was waiting for my Xbox.
He's like, man, I got about 18 in them.
I got, he said, I got him.
I got my things, doing the things to give me the Xbox.
He said, I got you one.
Cut him on my crab, give me one.
Hook me up.
Game of real one.
Chuck, Chuck, a real one.
Yeah.
First album I was ever featured on was Chuck's album.
And being a two-seat nigger,
getting your first shot on getting on an album
is with a paru person from your city
that's a real shit come on man
it don't get no bigger than that and then the second one
was YG another paru from the city
and that's why I always stand
with my paru brothers
you know what I'm saying because I'm like
can't tell me about them
to help it down two paroos
then didn't open up the doors for me
on some real shit
and they ain't supposed to
they could give an opportunity to anybody else
You're right?
That's real.
That's real.
That's real.
You brought that up before?
I don't think I had.
No, no.
I didn't even know.
No.
I ain't heard that one before.
That's a real that shit.
And see, too, like, even with that situation, a song that I'm on, they gave, game gave me
my own part.
He had all the bloods from L.A. on one song, and it was only, he separated it, and boom,
on the same song, only nigga that's on the blue team.
And he put me on that mother.
fucker you feel what I'm saying and shout out the Wack 100
hundred came to Wack 100 hood you feel me probably 400 bloods I came with like 70 of
the sea dogs you know what I'm saying man they showed us dumb love gave me my own
trailer make sure the homies was respectful everybody was around having a good time
and stuff like that you know I mean and I said that's how shit's supposed to move
and that's how shit is supposed to be so I like to give hospitality out when my
homie's from out of town coming he's a home
from out of town. Sorry about last week, but he's a homie. He's a homie by the town. Find out
what happens next time on Dragon Balls E. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is my guy, though. He
held it down. Anytime you can hear the police in the background and asking questions and you just
holding it down, like, all right, you got a homie for life and me on every town. I know what's the
fuck was going on. I'm just, I'm trying to stay out. I'm just trying to have my peaceful life.
I feel it. I heard the cops too. I was like, hang up. They scared me because they thought
they pulled around me like, did you hear gunshots? And I was like, I was like,
Like, wait, what?
I didn't hear nothing.
Wait, what was that?
I wasn't there.
Someone shot my hood.
Someone shot the hood of my car.
Oh, you want to talk about the hood?
Are we going to talk about the hood?
Somebody shot the hood of his car.
So a crazy person?
Bro.
Yo.
Dude.
What kind of car was it if you don't mind me?
He has a nice car.
It was a great car.
Beautiful car.
It's a nice car.
Beautiful car.
But he called me, I'm like.
Beautiful pink car.
It was a pink car.
I think it was a more.
I was scared of first.
Maroon?
I need to call.
I need to call.
I need to call.
I was like,
I was praying and he was awake.
Were you awake?
I was away.
I was away.
As you should have been.
I just got home.
Nick,
never went to sleep.
I don't know.
But he called me.
He was just like,
hey,
without getting into details.
And then it,
yeah,
it was something else.
It was crazy.
Anyway.
Anyway, it was gone.
It was a long story.
Well.
I know what y'all does not seem fun.
No.
We're chill.
Do you not hang with me?
Have you?
She's been to the homie house too.
She's been to the same spot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She didn't have a good time.
Hey, I got a question for you.
What's all right?
Have you ever seen my Instagram videos?
Where you'd be dancing?
Yeah.
Okay.
Do I look like a lot of fun?
You look like you, you,
you're having fun, yeah.
Yeah.
So you wouldn't go hang out with me?
I mean, if it ended like that, probably not.
No, no, no.
We never had no situation like that.
This, this is awesome.
He wasn't there.
random shit.
Oh, you were there.
Okay.
That's a weird,
random occurrence.
Okay.
This is a weird situation.
All right.
So this is like wrong place,
long time type shit.
We wouldn't even be talking.
If this was some real shit,
we wouldn't even be talking about it.
People,
people,
no, you'd be surprised.
People.
It'd be chilling.
AD be talking real shit.
Nah,
we would be some.
But people,
people like,
don't know, like,
off camera like me and Yazzy be chilling and shit like that.
And she's seeing certain things that she's like,
ah, she knows shit is real.
Like, when she gets into something,
she'd be like,
oh, if AD was here,
It'd be this way or this way, this way,
because you know how we get down and shit like that.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what they told me.
Listen, if I ever got a problem, you call me, make sure are you good or there.
I'm not from here, so I don't know.
Me, friend, me either.
Me either.
I think I met.
I think I met you, Jackson, T. Wayne, and somebody else at the same time.
Probably did.
Yeah.
I think I did.
I met all y'all and stuff like that because I'm like.
I think I met you online, though.
And then we didn't meet me here right there.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I was saying.
He said,
I got a chat room.
Okay.
Yeah.
Not a chat room.
Not a chat room.
You're talking.
Is it a dad or south by south west.
This is getting deep.
It might have been south by southwest.
I'm not sitting here with you.
They probably was south by southwest.
Look at the peers.
Oh, look at y'all.
Y'all look so good together.
I know that's right.
We look good.
Fuck.
Too cute.
If you had a baby, it would be.
Dazzy.
What?
Dazzy and Dan together.
If you think that I'm going to name my kid,
Dazzy, you're a smash.
Why not?
It's actually a pretty cool name.
Think about it.
Dazzy?
That's kind of fat.
Well, his last name, Roo, so it's going to be rude.
Dad.
Dazzy Roo.
Ooh.
You know, that's crazy.
You say that, most of these girls being, you know, not wanting to marry.
And they'll be like, mm-hmm, baby.
I want to get rich.
I want to get rich off of, you know, child support.
If you're not buying me a car on the first day, we can't tell me.
I'm playing. I'm just kidding. I'm really being sarcastic, guys. Do not take me serious.
Anyway, no, no, no. So let's talk about females. What's up?
Let's talk about it. Let's talk about. Let's talk about. What's up? What's up?
Represent. What's going? What's going on? What's going on? We're trying to figure out.
We're single. We don't know what the problem is. No, no, I feel like we, it's three guys and one girl at the table. So I feel like we've been talking a lot about like, you know, you know, I see the girl side of stuff. You know what? That's very nice. No one that's doing that, Dan.
You know what? I'm a nice.
Not even my co-host.
I'm a nice guy. What's good?
Nothing much. What do you want to know?
Laura, how was your round?
Hey, Laura laughed too hard back here.
Because she knows. She drops to the floor.
Because she knows. Because, yeah.
You know what? It's crazy. Look. I'm just going to go ahead and ask you.
All right. Not trying to be disrespectful. How was your Valentine's Day first?
Didn't have one. Okay. I got high-ups room.
Sight.
Okay. So when was the last time you got dick down?
Oh, wow. Oh, you're in my business.
Oh, shit. I want to be in your business.
Okay.
Um.
I mean.
So, I cannot incriminate myself.
Okay.
Because there are alleged people who I've been...
So you're entanglements?
Yeah, I have a few entanglements.
So you have a few entanglements.
Right.
What does nothing wrong with that?
I'm just asking a simple question.
But me disclosing this information could fuck up my entanglements.
So I'm going to go with...
What's the best thing?
You're going to take a big-ass shot of Tennessee.
A big-ass shot.
Don Julio Me.
A big ass shot.
No, no.
It is a big shot.
And I want the whole thing.
No, no, no.
Because if you're not answering questions, we're going to take shots.
No, she can hang.
No, she can hang.
She good.
Good.
No, I'm talking about as far as Tyler Ritz-wise, she can hang.
All right, you ready?
You ready?
I want to.
I just took another shot?
This is my third shot, by the way.
Just let you all know.
That's my third shot.
I'm going with two weeks ago.
All right, two weeks ago.
She said two weeks.
That's nothing wrong with that.
There we go.
I dick the girl down about two weeks ago.
Shown still.
I should have him.
Wait, was it future Dazzy?
Huh?
Hey, you saw hot through that, nana?
She over there looking like, what the fuck y'all talking about?
Lord, you know I've told you.
Girl.
Oh, you tell Laura everything.
This girl over here doing her makeup.
Guys, y'all can't see what we see him, but I see this girl over here doing her makeup.
A tutorial?
You do her a tutorial?
She's doing a tutorial while we're on this, motherfucker.
Who's recording?
Oh.
See, that's, that's, that's, that's.
That's love, though. That's love.
That's love. You're helping your home girl out. I respect that.
So just in case you guys can't see, I'll help you visualize.
Basically, I've seen a young lady over there doing her eyelashes,
and she said she was doing a tutorial, but there was another young lady to the next of her.
I asked her if she was recording.
She says she wasn't.
She was showing the other young individual lady how to do this.
You should be a sportscaster.
Get all the details.
Mad respect.
Did you take your shot yet?
I'm waiting.
I'm sipping.
I'm sipping.
I'm sipping.
I took three.
This is my third one right here.
You know what?
I'm trying to get better, man, when it comes down to this.
Oh, we don't drink at all.
I drink a lot of water.
We drink water.
But at your party, I said, where's the tequila?
Do we know tequila?
It was a little bit, but you know, I like the brown note.
I had 42 for you.
No, that's what I said afterward.
Speaking of tequila, our girl, Kendall Jenner, is dropping some tequila.
What?
I need to try that.
I mean, you know, Snoop got some wine out.
Do you try it?
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It is really good.
And shout, hey, in E40, where the hell is our cases you said?
He was going to send two episodes to go.
All right?
Liar.
Lyer.
I didn't know Michael Jordan had to drink, too.
The baseball?
That shit fire, though.
Wait, what?
It got me drunk as that.
It's a baseball, right?
I wasn't a fan.
I didn't know if he had one.
It's the bad, right?
Yeah.
Michael Jordan made a drink and made it a baseball bat?
It's a baseball bat.
It's a baseball bat, bro.
And it's fine.
Well, it's probably because, you know, he's always had that cologne with a little basketball
in it.
So he's like, let me try another something else.
There should be a Walmart.
Yeah, hey, but everybody bought that shit back in the day.
Hey, did, the one I tried looks like a Don Julio bottle.
Everybody bought that shit back in the day.
It was brown or whatever.
You don't remember shit.
I'd be drunk.
I know.
It's so sad.
You can't handle your alcohols, what you're saying?
Let me see, hold up.
Ah, man, I can't play with this one.
You worried.
You worried.
I'm definitely not worried about what's behind me.
Thank you.
Bro, that's what you might.
You've been around me too long.
Hey, I got mad.
I got mad respect for you.
I got mad respect for you, but I'm never worried about what's behind me.
Facts, I'm always looking forward.
You're right?
Okay, Gandhi.
Hey, that's some, that's some facts of life.
That's a real shit.
Don't go behind, no.
Uh-uh, we don't go back.
See, see, me, me, I'll say it again.
I'd be going back.
You be going back for show, huh?
I got some exes.
You want them, Creole, you want them, baby, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't do anything.
Not like that.
Yo.
Bro, I ain't going to lie, though, because as men, sometimes, you know, men, we were prideful.
Yeah.
Sometimes you don't want that, that woman to get away.
You're trying to put your chest out.
Listen, I'm going to keep with a thousand.
I got this.
I got one or two relationships in the past where we stayed together so on just because the sex was good.
And they moved on to their thing.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Respectfully.
Respectfully.
It's always allegedly respect.
And allegedly, every now and then, they miss me.
And I'm just like, hell yeah, what's up?
I don't like to go back.
I always go for it.
But I only will go back on one condition if I get dumped.
You want me to ask you.
I ain't trying to date nobody.
You'll double back.
For sure.
I'm like, how could you leave me?
Oh, if we break up, I'm not getting back with nobody.
Yeah, I mean, I can't go back to nothing in the past.
and, you know, sometimes they'll text you and be like,
how are you doing? Why are you texting me how I'm doing?
No, when I'm done, I want everything.
Huh?
You're a healthy individual.
You're got to be.
No, when I'm done, I don't want to see your mama.
I don't want to see no.
Oh, yeah.
So if a lady dumps you, that makes you want to double back.
I want to be wrong.
I'm going to like this.
Wait, what do you mean what?
You agree with that?
I'm trying to understand.
That's why I said, what he gets done.
I'm keeping it real.
You want to, that makes you want them more because they dumps you?
It makes me because it's like, damn.
Damn. Oh, all it makes sense.
I thought I was the best thing that made sense.
So that makes sense.
I thought I was the best thing ever happened to your life and you just throw me away like I'm trash?
That's true.
That's true.
Even though it was my fault that I got dumped?
You got to get them back and then break up a thing.
Oh, wow.
You got to get her back and then break up with her.
Huh?
You got to get her back.
No, no, that's, that's Penny.
I wouldn't be sure.
So you'll go back, but you don't get even.
No, I don't want to get even.
I just want to know, like, is you really happy with the other nigga that you with?
So it's an ego stroke thing.
No, because
They're not happy.
Most of the times that I get dumped,
it be because of me.
I'm on some fuck boy shit.
I can't.
You know what I'm saying?
You can't date out here in LA,
but the fact that they can cut the plug
and then this is like,
I don't have no say so.
Hey, you don't want to talk to me.
Oh, you like to be in control of your situation.
Yeah.
So maybe control the way you do your day.
You think you are.
No, I'm just saying.
That's real.
That's real.
I'm being honest, though.
You know what I'm saying?
Because.
But no, because I feel like
I feel like in relationships and stuff
I bring it I bring like real vibes
I'm a good listener
Oh this thing said
Date me because I bring good vibes
I bring good vibes
Hold up first off first off
What you mean he speaks
He's a real shit
He's a good vibe
What's wrong with that?
I'm gonna date you because you have a vibe
Man what the fuck is bad
Wait a minute
I'm a good vibe
I'm financially stable
I have multiple businesses
Okay I look like this
Okay
Talk your shit
Is y'all mean?
I have a lot of good quality.
So if you want to walk out of there,
what are you about to go date the garbage man?
Damn.
Why does it necessarily have to be garbage?
Not necessarily the garbage man.
You know what's crazy.
You know what's crazy?
I really, with me, it's hard to date in L.A.
It's so hard to date in L.A.
That's why nine times out of ten, you know,
you got to ask a girl where she's from or you got to get intel.
Because that right there, but not only that,
you'll find out if she's for you in the first week and,
two. You'll find out.
Three days.
Sometimes.
What hell are you doing?
I'm just being real.
I'm just being real.
No, that makes sense.
A week or two.
You're going to find out what her true colors are because you don't know if she's out for
the clout, the money.
You don't know.
You will find out soon enough.
Me and you've been around women.
Yes.
That it migrated through a slide.
Yeah.
So, but this is my friend Can Roo.
And I see them with Can Roo.
And this is my friend AD.
When I used to go to clubs.
Be like that.
just had girls with me.
It is what it is.
But it's what it is.
But it was some real shit.
Like, I'm not, I'm a very nice individual.
Respectfully, I respect women.
I don't, I mean, if I fuck up.
But if I fuck up, I won't, you know what?
I think when women, I'll say this for women.
I think with women, they don't understand, you make me better.
If you, if I fuck up.
That's real.
And you say something about it or if I know I fuck, even if a girl is size, you're not
going to fuck with me no more for a mistake I did, then I know I know I
know I can't go back to that, but I know I'll never do it again.
So meeting women.
I'm going to do it again.
Well, not.
I'm not talking about-
I'm not talking about dicking another girl down.
I haven't been in a real relationship in a while, a long time, a few years.
You know, I'm just being real shit.
But I've talked to girls, been on dates, blahzy blah.
Cool.
But then, like, little things, like the littlest simplest thing.
When I first came out here, you know, I'm from Louisiana.
You know what I'm saying?
That's hospitality, though.
All right.
So I'm from Louisiana.
So I'm old-fashioned, you know, open the door type stuff.
You heard me?
Open the door for the girl, whatever.
You know, blah, blah, take her out to eat.
The one thing, you know.
The Laura, like, application.
I came out here to LA.
Hey, I came out here to LA.
And the first thing I went on, I went on a date.
You went to the club with me.
Yeah, I did.
And that was a bad move.
No, no, but the first time I had a girl,
we walked on a sidewalk, she got on my ass
because I was not walking on the right side.
side of her.
They happened to me too, though.
But look, I'm not from, like, where I'm from?
Shit, we walk the streets.
Like, and I didn't, that's just something I wasn't.
She was like, why are you not walking on the right side of me?
I'm like, uh, I'm just walking with you.
What do you mean?
She's like, you need to walk on the right side of me.
It's the polite thing to do.
And I'm like, oh, my bad.
Day one, day one, I learned something from a woman.
Even seating when you go to a restaurant.
Yeah, even seating.
You don't let her, you don't be close to the door.
On the walkway, or the walkway.
I don't do that.
And, you know, I learned stuff.
like that. But I feel like it's so crazy that women, in general, the moral of the stories,
women make a man better. I agree. And they teach them things, you know, that they need to know.
Behind every great man is a great woman. You feel me? And you know what? And that's how I feel
too when it comes to dating. I don't date for the looks. I don't date for what you have.
It's, are you going to upgrade my mental and make me better as a human being? Because I'm a
person who needs direction. If not, I'm a loose fucking canons. Everybody knows. I'll
fucking roll around this motherfucker.
I need somebody like, listen, you're better than this.
You should do this.
I'm going to do this for you.
I'm going to do.
And you can't get vibes like that from everybody.
You're right, yeah.
You can be, you can be pretty as fuck.
Yeah.
I see, it's LA.
You know us.
We in the clubs 24-7.
Mine is COVID.
Yeah, my son.
You and CAD in the clubs.
All the time.
I see beautiful women every fucking day.
That don't, that doesn't intrigue me.
What intrigues me is, can I,
not want to be around everybody else and be next to you.
That's what the shit is.
You know what?
Another thing is you're saying, another thing you were saying about that is, it, I'm
all over the plate, bro.
Ask Chris.
Something's wrong with me.
I know true.
I mean, you got ADD.
I have ADD bad.
I'd be in that, no, no, I'd be pacing in my house.
I got to like reset them sometimes.
Sometimes, but I need a woman.
And I feel like I really would need a woman in my life who could be like,
Dan, I would love that.
If a woman came to me, I would.
I love to have a woman, like a woman who could really set me straight in the right path.
I'm already in the right path.
I'm already.
I feel like, I'm already.
That's what I'm saying.
Look, look, as one of his best friends, his roommate, everything, the day, damn, find a good woman.
Wait, wait, when you say roommate, though, don't make it seem like.
No, we either have a house.
We got a big-ass house.
We got a big-ass house.
We got space.
We don't be around.
I don't have to see him in the same thing.
I'm trying to keep the real estate open for the homies.
Yeah, yeah.
You might come to a little shagget.
You won't even see me.
You won't even see me.
Y'all be ducked off.
Anyway.
But now, when Dan find himself, that real woman that are all those things y'all are saying,
I ain't going to lie.
It's going to take him to the next level.
It's because of how he is.
And when his focus is on a woman, he's always right there with that woman.
Whereas in some things, he's like, man, I got to do this.
I got to get this thing.
I got to get this done.
I try to help.
When he goes on the woman, his focus on the woman.
So if the woman is helping him keep his focus on his business, it's going to
take him to another level.
And he already at a high level, too.
Speaking of business.
Go ahead.
I'm driving my beard oil soon.
You already know.
I need some.
Can I get, yeah, you know.
Look, little beers, man.
Hey, but on the real, on the real, since last year, actually the beginning of 2020, I have been trying out multiple serums.
I have, I had a couple.
Yeah.
What you're laughing at?
The foot.
She's a big, big word, serum.
No, the way you said syrums.
Yeah, like, that was funny.
Okay, go ahead.
She liked you.
That's why she's laughing.
She do like me.
I can tell.
She's cute, though.
Time for the rice.
She could.
Oh, my God.
Hey, you know what's crazy?
Never mind, I'm not going to say nothing.
Let me stop.
No, please stop.
Because this rice will definitely make you scream.
Anyway, like I was saying,
damn.
I'm going to just.
So.
Laura's done so.
She said, I'm out of you.
So anyway, Laura's like, law, baby.
What you're doing?
Anyway.
Yeah, what you're doing over there,
Lord, baby?
That's crazy, baby.
Anyway, like I was saying,
All right, so like I was saying, so I've been trying out different ingredients for the serum, for the serum, for the beard oil.
Surim.
Surim.
Surim.
So rem.
Anyway, like I was saying, I'm Dan Rue.
My beard oil is coming out soon.
No, I've been testing it out since last year.
I've had, let's see, probably about 15 different antidotes that I've been testing out, having my friends test out.
And we got to the point.
Damn, Nick, I ain't a friend.
No, no, no, no.
No, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Listen, Linda.
Linda, listen, listen.
Anyway, so I got the final product.
I just got it the other day.
Everything, the packaging is ready, packaging, all that.
All we need is the bottle, and it's beautiful.
It's amazing, and I'm really excited about it.
And I really, to be honest, easy, breezy, beautiful.
To be honest, I think it's going to be a game changer for my career.
Because I really want to help people, I mean, and I want to help people.
like, you know, it's a nourishing product that'll help.
It's also infused with CBD.
So it refreshes the face.
It's really amazing product.
And I'm hoping that you guys will show love and support because trust me, it'll help.
You don't send you a pack.
You know, I must have to pay.
You got out of the house, guy.
That's what I said.
I come to the house.
Come on, man.
I came over there.
He said, listen, bro, I got the good stuff upstairs.
You know what I'm saying?
I did.
I did.
He hid everything from everybody.
else and stuff. No, that party was cracking
though, man. Smell that? What is that? What's she spraying over
there? It's smelling, though. It's smelled good, though.
It's not. It smelled good. It's not a tutorial.
Yeah, right.
Are you done with the tutorial? Is it
tutorial over with? Laura, did you learn?
Laura, did you learn? Did you record?
A little bit. You did? Okay, amazing. I'm so
happy that two black queens are
helping each other. It's amazing. Love to see it.
Love to see it. Love to see
it. Bars.
In Black History Month, I just love the love.
We deserve so much more.
Okay.
She's crazy.
She's crazy.
She's cute, though.
She's cute.
The way she just looked through it.
She's cute.
She just showed it.
She's cute.
The little league, the little league with a little bucket at your army.
I love the little league.
I'm fucking.
I'm fucking with it.
A little booty league.
Little booty league.
Okay.
Little booty's matter.
Okay.
One time.
You know what I ain't going to lie.
I've loved more little booty women than big booty women
I'm gonna keep it G
facts okay for you that's good for you
that is great for you that is great for you
Josh shaking his head
John said
it's not even a
wait wait a minute I'm gonna tell you something
you want to know the good thing about little booty women
go ahead tell me
you get them pregnant
they spread out
it's true and they get a big booty
they get a big booty
they get
sometimes
I knew a girl.
She was, had nothing.
Two kids?
Had a baby.
Two.
Had a baby.
That's, she was a bowling ball on her back.
Wait, hey, question.
You have any kids?
Absolutely not.
And then how old are you?
If you don't mind me asking?
23.
23.
Okay, so you, okay, you're still in the game.
You're good.
You're on your Jordan year.
Respectfully.
I'm outside.
So you're not in the streets, you're just outside.
She's next to the streets.
She's in the street.
You're in the sidewalk?
She's in the sidewalk.
She's in the street.
She's outside.
So, so, wait, wait,
The camera can see me, right?
Yes, they can see.
So what you're saying is like,
oh no.
So this is the street.
You want to sidewalk like this?
Sometimes I did my toe in.
Like that.
Check the temperature.
I can't swim.
So like the water's shower.
If the water hot?
Oh, you can swim, girl.
Trust me.
Hey, look, I bet you can swim.
You know what I'm talking about?
Because we ain't going to let you sink.
You know what?
Oh my God.
I cannot.
Bars!
Man, I'm from Houston, man.
You know what I'm talking about?
Hey, shout out.
Shout out Paul Wall.
And Johnny Dang.
Shout out to Paul.
You can't say Houston as I'm saying.
Shout out Paul Wong.
You want to know.
A fun fact.
I love fun facts.
Fun fact, bro.
I did a video with Paul War, bro.
And fucking Rob Kardashian, let me use his Maserati.
That's sick.
For the fucking video.
That's sick.
Fun fact.
Fun fact.
Paul Wall was me for Halloween.
So you know what you got, you got to do now, right?
You got the grill now.
Yeah.
You got a grill?
Paul.
Yeah, Paul introduced me to Johnny.
Yeah, Paul.
linked it up. Paul, I need a grill because I know
Paul made grills. I met Johnny Dang one time
when I was a Surrott girl.
You was a Surrog girl?
What? Hey, hold on. Can I take this mic with me?
Can I take this mic with me?
Wait, what did you say?
I met Johnny Dang one time.
You was a Sorok girl?
What she was doing as a Surrogue?
Summer Jam.
Summer Jam. Wow.
Yeah, now you do drink tequila.
You're shaming.
No, I drink Syrac occasionally if it's there.
No, I don't mind Sorok. I just, I like my dark liquor.
Okay.
Like, I like my win.
That's what it is.
I need brown.
Now, that may-
Let me take another shot because y'all not shooting.
I'm here.
Yeah, I'm not.
No, no dark for AD.
I'm taking shots.
I'm taking shots.
I'm taking shots.
That was a goal.
Hennie made me want to fight, bro.
I'm going to give you a shit.
I get mad as hell.
Man, that's all said.
Yeah, I can't.
That tequila makes me feel good.
I can, I can.
No, man, I can.
See, I don't be giving dark to the girl.
I'm going to let my girl have some tequila.
I know.
Most of the women like Gennacy.
I know.
I know, but she got to have some Patron because Patron, she's going to get her body.
I started on Patron.
That's how I made my tequila.
Oh, so you like you.
Petron put it right in the streets.
You good?
You want to something?
Hold on.
So you like your liquor like you like your man?
Mm.
White?
Clear.
Clear.
See, one thing about the little.
One thing about me.
It's made a rice.
I don't, I don't discriminate.
Yo, can you go to hell?
Wait, why is he got to go to hell?
Why does he go to hell?
That's a little far.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No.
He might just start what?
Hey, look.
There you go.
Hey.
Just doing this to me again.
Look.
Always attacking her co-host.
Stop for a moment.
Stop for a moment, guys.
Oh, please.
I know.
Stop for a moment, guys.
I know everyone has seen the white lady on, on Instagram.
One shot of tequila.
Oh, I love her.
Oh.
My bad.
I'm lit.
No more hitting for you.
Yeah, we're going to put that.
I need a napkin.
We get a napkin.
Hey, look, look.
I didn't say, you almost fried the whole board.
I did not fry the whole board.
Yeah, you almost ruined the whole board.
Yeah.
You almost ruined the whole.
show, man.
I'm about to come,
I'm about come take that PS5.
That'll be right enough.
Come to take the PSI.
I could have just gave you cash.
No, I want the cash.
We need the PS5 in the office.
I can't get another one right now.
Really?
You need one?
I got a PS5 person.
Hey, I know somebody who's got one.
For cheap.
For cheap?
For a little above retail, like on God.
Above repel?
A repel.
He said, repel.
The liquor's getting to me with the grill in my mouth on top of that.
It's really like, you know.
He looked at me and could just, all you could think of was pale.
How long you had your grill for?
I got two weeks ago, right?
Yeah, two weeks ago.
You can tell he had it for two weeks.
Yeah, I brushed my teeth and then I brushed the grill.
No, I don't.
I take it out every day.
Why you take it out?
It's not permanent.
Nah.
He come down for breakfast in the morning.
He got the grill in.
I'm like, bro, it's just me here.
No.
Hey.
You good.
I really loved it.
I've been wanting a grill for so long.
Since, yeah, yeah, yeah, you grill.
You're grill.
I've been wanting a grill for so long.
I finally got one.
So I'm aware the fuck out of it.
Hey, you know,
shout of Johnny Dane, Paul,
what's crazy is,
because, bro,
when I got my fucking teeth done,
I hated to eat.
Yeah, I changed for show.
Niggins start smiling like a motherfucker.
All my old pictures was just mean mugging.
At there's this.
What was wrong with your teeth before?
It wasn't really nothing.
No, it wasn't.
She said,
it was fuck?
No, no.
They were more, like,
it was kind of the color of your,
yellow puff bar right there.
Yeah, yeah.
There was more on the yellow side.
You got some of the yellow side.
You got some of it.
You got injections?
You got injections?
You got injections in what?
Your lips?
Your cheeks?
Today, yeah, I got.
What the fuck?
Botox?
What?
Are you serious?
You got Botox?
I got an injection today, yes.
For what?
Why?
I see it.
I see it.
Yeah.
I can't tell.
I see it.
Oh, I see it.
I see it.
Hey, look.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I thought you could.
I didn't think you was going to be able to tell.
You're right here next to me and I see that little thing.
What made you want to get a lip injection?
I was bored.
Oh, my fucking girls in LA.
Be crazy.
I look bad.
Is that why you been asking everybody in the office about you?
No, no, no.
You're trying to change yourself?
So why you got to BDW?
I was bored.
It's more of a personality thing.
I honestly didn't mean to disclose that.
Like, my mom was about to kill me after she sees this.
Oh, shit.
And her mom's bad, too.
Oh, really?
You see her mom?
What's your mom's name?
What's your mom's name?
She's same skin color as you?
Batima.
No, she's lighter.
Um, you work.
Not take away.
Oh, damn.
Hey, look, I ain't a lot.
The Henny's getting to me, so we're about to open up.
Y'all thought we opened up now.
What's good?
Let's go.
What's good?
Hey, you know, I didn't eat today, so the Hennessy got to me.
Oh, my God.
Shit.
I'm five.
This is how I know you're drunk.
Talk to me.
We a thousand percent had Chick-flay before we came up.
Hey.
Speaking of Chick-fil-A, hold on.
My daughter, two-day.
I didn't need my food, bro.
I left it at the fucking house.
I didn't even eat it.
Fuck.
You had a fry.
You had a fry.
I had a fry.
No.
One,
And speaking of fries, bro, I was talking to my daughter today, right?
And she told me, hey, congratulations on you being a girl dad.
That's amazing.
I'm a girl dad and a boy dad.
And a boy dad.
Lucky, lucky.
You're a dad.
That's lucky.
That's one thing I'll play with.
I'm an active father for sure.
Got you.
But my daughter, I went in her room today, and you know, they got the little Zoom calls
and stuff like that.
For school?
Yeah.
I'm like, what you're doing?
She's like, I'm in PE.
And the PE, wherever the PE coach is talking about, he's asked.
asking them, what is your favorite food to make and what's your favorite food?
I'm like, nigga, this P.E.
You feel me?
Facts.
Facts.
The E's stand for Eats, right?
And it got, yes.
Oh, what?
Eats?
And it got down to, like, French fries and stuff, right?
Swear to God.
And this is, it was dope.
Like, it was a dope moment as a parent as well, too, to see where my daughter mindset was at.
Right.
So my daughter tells me, she says, yeah, Chick-fil-A has the best fries.
Nope.
And I said, I'm like, no.
What she said?
Okay.
Okay.
I said, I said rallies has the best fries.
Oh, facts.
No way.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
She said, dad, rallies don't make theirs good like Chick-fil-A's and Chick-fil-A has a song.
And me and my daughter are sitting there.
Arguing.
That's lit.
About the best fry.
And then I wrote on Twitter.
I saw that.
You see that?
And I said, Rally's got the best fried.
And then the Rally's account wrote and everybody been debating.
Dave's been, today it was.
It's today it was like,
bro,
everybody's debate about
rallies.
Rally slash checkers.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, checkers.
Of course,
you know,
in Louisiana's checkers.
But I will let you know
right now,
I'd be mad because sometimes
rallies,
they be lazy.
And don't give you fresh fries.
You got to ask for fresh fries
and they come out good as hell.
Crispy,
good.
You ain't never lie,
but I will tell you this.
The best fries right now.
The best fries.
Don't lie to me, bro.
Because my daughter think chip fillet
got the best fries.
I think rallies does have the best fries.
All right.
I'm, I'm, the only reason I, the only reason I agree with you is because I remember distinctly asking for fresh rally fries.
It's good.
What about you, grill?
Who got the best fries?
I have raleigh of fries in a minute.
It's good.
What is your favorite fries?
Shit, that's a spot in Dallas.
No, no, no, no.
We're talking about some place.
Mainstream, you can go.
Mainstream.
You can go.
I know spot in Dallas.
Man.
Because if you want to get it like that, Turkey Landhud has some good fries.
Chick-Aleet does have good fries, but they're not fries, they're waffle fries.
And the thing is, no, no, listen to me.
I mean, that's fries.
No, you say that.
They're shaped different.
But if everyone, if it, no, but you say that, but I'm serious, though.
Think about it.
Regular fries and waffle fries.
They do have a different taste.
Okay.
So we're going to do that?
They do.
Thank you, sir.
If we're going to do that then, Jack in the box has a best curly fries.
No, Jack's been the best curly fries.
Yeah, they do have the best curly fries.
They do have the best curry fries.
They do have the best curly fries.
So regular fries, though.
Regular fries, you got to go out.
McDonald's.
That is some little league shit.
That is some little league shit.
Now look.
McDonald's got good fries.
Here's the thing.
But Waterburger's got some good ass fucking fries fresh.
It's not going rallies, though.
Okay, rally.
Can we do the rest of them?
Hey, how about this?
What is that?
How about this?
How about this?
What he's that?
He's trying to get you lined up.
So right now, right now.
Good answer.
Let's do a competition between Waterburger.
McDonald's.
In and out, nigga.
Before you say anything else, first of all,
we don't even get the right.
Five guys, yeah.
Five guys.
Not fucking with in and out.
I don't know nobody talking about that.
What?
No.
No.
No.
Well, you've been out here too long, homie.
In and out.
In and out.
In and out.
In and out.
What are you from?
What's trick you from?
I didn't have everything.
Wait, wait, in and out what?
In and out, and delete.
And what?
In what?
In a fries?
No, no.
Discussing.
I'm talking about burgers.
No.
No.
Waterburger.
What?
Have you had a water burger?
Yes, nigger.
Waterburger.
What?
Steak Shack, in and out is killing all that shit.
What?
What?
Yeah.
You're in my,
you're not.
You're not a Texas.
You're not a Texas.
I'm a.
No.
Texas.
That's Texas toast is from Raising Keynes.
Facts, facts, facts.
All right.
Now look, here's the thing.
Zaxpiz is good, too, but look.
I feel like I don't even know.
Hey, now look, you mean to tell me in and out, you think in and out is better.
It's better than Waterburger?
Yep.
I stand on that.
All right.
It's great saying, y'all.
I stand on that.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, I stand on that.
I'm not as committed to the joke as Dave, so I'm not to stay right here.
He was sprakees spin.
No, he cleaned enough because he poured all that Hennessy out.
Wait, no, with the hands.
Why do you go head with his hand?
Bro, you for sure from the trailer park for that one.
Hey, look, you say that, but my hands are going to be clean now.
Now the table.
Corona free.
Bro, in and out, in and out is elite.
Elite?
It's elite.
You've been out here too long.
I think Fat Burger is going to get you out.
Fat burger is fire.
We got to get you some burger culture.
Bro, I've been every, bro.
I travel all the fucking time.
I get it.
I go everywhere.
You go to Mexico.
every other week.
I text AD what you doing?
Oh man, I'm about to get on this plane.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just saying, bro,
in and out is elite,
and I stand by that.
I don't know about that.
I'm gonna take you to a specific Waterburger
when you, next time you go to Houston,
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to Houston.
March 12th.
I will go with you.
And I will show you my city.
Are y'all going to all-star weekend?
It's the question.
In Atlanta?
Well, you're going for sure.
I'm most likely going to be on New York.
You going?
They're going?
Atlanta? Yeah, ATL. I might go.
I'm definitely in. James Harden about to drop 50 in that game.
Look, all I got to say is, all I got to say is, I'm in there.
Are you in there like swimwear?
Like swimwear. What's you wearing?
A swimwear.
Got a couple things lined up.
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Any more injections before you leave?
No. Hey, let me ask you a question, though.
Real talk.
If you were to get your body done, would you do a BBW?
BBW?
A BBW.
You said BBW.
BBL.
BBL.
BBL.
Anyway, would you do, would you,
no, no,
how about this?
How about this?
Bro, all she got to do is,
Hey,
need enough watermark
for you a turn to a BBW.
Facts.
How about this?
How about this?
Would you get,
if you were to get your ass done,
would you do injections or implants?
She's like an implant girl to me.
Before,
before I came out here,
I did injections in the city.
What?
In what?
In your ass?
Yeah.
But they like wear off.
It didn't wear off.
They wear off.
No, I did a little.
Where's it?
They gave you a trial run.
No, no, no, no.
If you like what you see, come back to us in three months.
No, I just want to say what it was like.
It's like, it's like just scribing to OnlyFans for three months.
You can get this.
Oh, they say yes, he ain't coming back?
Deflate.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got a question, though.
I got a real question, though.
Let's go, feel.
I got a real question.
Wait, wait, wait.
I got a real question.
Yes, what's your number again?
Where does it go?
Where does what go?
What does what go?
The injections.
Well, that's why I was.
In your ass?
No, no, no.
But if they wear off.
Yeah, they dissolve.
They dissolve.
Dissol?
In your body?
Yeah, I don't know where exactly.
She probably boo-bo it out.
Whoa.
Take your shit and you come out?
Look, Laura's like, yeah.
But no, no.
I really don't know where it went.
I just did it because my friend was like, oh, we should do this.
And she's very right then.
I was like, okay, I'll do it with you.
It was $700.
You know what I don't like?
A syringe?
A syringe?
A syringe?
How many syring?
How many syring?
I don't like
when big women try to cut corners
and they just take out the mid-set
and they look like donkey car
in the arms and big at the bottom
It's the chin, you got to watch the chin
I don't like that
They get it out they butt
I'm all for surgery
If you want surgery
No, I like surgery
Just get it done right
Yeah yeah
Okay so here's another thing
Whoever
Whoever
Let's say it
And them semen asses don't feel good
Right you're right
But I will be completely
me honest for you. Wait, wait, wait, hold on no, no, no, no. Seaman. Some girls as a man.
Oh, cement. Seaman. Seaman. Yeah, you guys are semen.
Yeah.
I was, sir, men.
So shout out, shout out. All I got to say is, all I got to shout out. Can I shout out somebody real quick?
I want to shout out Bernice Burgos's surgeon. Whoever they are. Oh, my God.
Jesus Lord. Oh, my. And look, you know, she texts me on my birthday, so I felt really special.
Thanks.
Oh, my God.
Go ahead and flex on them.
Let me, look.
What you pull up in?
Nothing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bernice Burgos.
I love her so much.
No, no, no, but we talk from time and time.
She's cool as fuck.
Like, just conversations.
She's cool as fuck.
I'm jealous, could up?
I've done a couple of videos with her.
She cool, bro.
And she is gorgeous.
She's a beautiful woman.
She's a beautiful, sweet, kind-hearted woman.
If you ever meet her, promise you, I don't care who you are.
You introduce me?
I got you.
I introduce you.
snake this nigga, kid.
You like rice dick, Bernice.
Yo, please.
No, they're friends.
They're friends.
All right.
Anyway.
He said, I didn't introduce in the ID.
What?
You turn red.
I turn red.
I turn red all the time.
I'm from Scotland.
I'm pale.
Hey.
We are in Scotland right now.
You're in Scotland?
I'm about to turn pink.
Yeah, I'm Scottish.
He said by turn pink.
Oh, shit.
Well, I was born in Scotland, but I was raised in America, so I don't have an accent.
All I know is, you don't
talk to police, you, mom.
You know, I have no idea
to talk about.
Allegedly.
Yeah, I'm saying.
I have no idea
that you're talking about.
A, these had too much tequila.
Nah, I'm cool.
I ain't had enough.
Only time I talk to the cops is like insurance time.
Me every day.
Only time I ever talk to the cost of the insurance claim.
Got to get it right.
Got to get it right.
Got to get it right.
I just thought a funny story
when you said that.
I'm going to keep it to myself.
Let me tell you all.
Let me, never, I ain't even say this shit.
Now, look.
Hey, yeah, how you do?
You can't keep starting stories and not finishing up.
No, no, I was thinking about it.
This is a lot of stream.
Yeah, well, don't start the story if you can't finish it.
All right, I'll tell the story.
I'll talk.
I'll tell me and Dan story.
Go ahead.
So we, me and Dan are sleep one night.
Just chilling.
I'm kind of.
Wait, wait.
Elaborate for them because y'all wouldn't sleep together.
We was in different rooms.
At the house.
It's a five bedroom home.
Yes.
It's not no birdroom home.
It's not no birthday.
It's not.
He's downstairs in his own room.
We're on the seventh floor.
Wait a minute.
He said, me and Dan were sleeping.
I'm like, no, I ain't bird nerdy.
Yeah, I was sleeping.
Yeah, I was chilling.
So I'm like high as hell.
And I'm laying in bed and I hear this loud noise.
And I'm like, is someone playing with me?
Like, is damn pranking me?
Oh, shit.
You're talking about that?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, so I look out my window and there is a car sideways in the middle of the street.
I got the video.
I got the video.
But I walk outside.
This poor, poor woman accidentally hit a car while she was driving lit at
like a parked car and she flipped
Dan walked outside and the girl
was drunk like she was definitely drunk
she ran off
Dan was like where the cops
at
she's like she just ran out where the cops go
we made a snap and everything he's like
all about the tail she left the reason why
I was mad because the neighbors and I know the
neighbors and they hit their car and fucked it up
and tried to get her in
no
she did
no she dipped
I was crying like for my
neighbor's sake and I know them they're really nice people.
I'm about the car car.
That's some good ass people and they just got their shit fucked over.
Hey.
I ain't no sense,
but I'm like,
I'm looking after my neighbor.
He ain't doing that and saying to that,
but he was being funny talking about.
Yeah, I was being funny about it.
Can I confess something to y'all?
Be careful.
He's about to tell.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I know what you're about to say.
No, you don't know what I'm about to say.
As long as you can go on, you're good.
Since we on this subject.
Okay, right.
Go ahead.
So, R.P.
to my brother, Donnie.
be rest in peace right one thing this is this is one of my most stupid moments in my life and I
stand by that all right man yeah all right so I come from this fucking one party right
yeah and me and my homie Danny B we in the car together it's just me and him right it was
raining a little earlier you feel me it's about one o'clock or something like that and
this is mind you I'm living in Compton you feel me I'm I get I get off the 91 free
way. I'm driving down on
Laundra. As I'm driving down on Laundra,
I see no cars.
Like, not one car. All the cars is parked
and shit like that. So,
something got in my head and it said,
let me see if you could drive with your eyes closed.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. And my mom
will talk to my mom. My mom will tell
you this stupidest shit ever. She always tells me this shit.
I said, let me drive my eyes closed.
My homie ain't knowing this is what I'm about to do.
You know what I'm about to do. So,
stupid. I close my eyes.
a minute. I've done this before, but I'm
Wait a minute. Okay, you did it too.
I was in high school, but I did it before.
I'm driving. I'm driving. I get that. I'm not going to
a lot of it. You did it too? I've done it before.
All right. All right. We're not even going to fucking. We're all stupid. I did it on dirt road.
I'm on the street, right? So I get to
I close my eyes. Mind you, the homie on his phone. I know he, I look at him
before I even do this shit. I'm like, you know, he didn't pay attention to me.
I did by myself. I was willing, you know, something happened. It was me.
You risking somebody else like, crazy.
I was crazy.
I'm like, fuck up.
So I'm like this.
I'm like, one, two, three.
Open my eyes.
I'm still on the road.
I'm cool.
You feel me?
We live.
Now I said, let me get to five.
The whole time, the homie ain't knowing that I'm doing this shit.
So I close my eyes again.
One, two, three, four, five.
Open my eyes.
I'm still on the road.
Everything cool.
I said, let me get to seven.
I was trying to push it.
What the hell was you doing?
I wasn't going to go past 10, bro.
I wasn't going to go past 10.
But how fast are you going?
I'm not even going that fast.
I'm a question.
Real question.
How fast are you going?
Maybe 40, 50 miles per hour.
Yeah, on this end of 65?
That's not bad.
Yeah.
All right, cool.
So I close my eyes again.
I'll get the one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Open my eyes.
I'm still there.
The homie still on his phone.
He ain't paying attention.
I feel good about myself.
I said, I'm not going past 10.
I'm not going past 10
I close my eyes again
one
two
three
typically he's at like 30 by now
you're a fucking idiot
eight
boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom
I fucking
hit a park car
flip my fucking Camero
over bro
next thing I know me and the homie is
upside down bro
in my fucking Camero
I know he was mad as hell
and then look
niggas played too much
granddad follow back in
wait a minute
I wasn't off of nothing
bro
Real talk.
I didn't smoke or drink until I was 20, 21.
I was like 19.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't smoke or drink until that's 21.
We got some wild ass shit when he was 19.
But mind you, you know, you play Grandf Otto in the game, kid.
When the car flip over and get on fire and it blow up.
Hey, you just turn the left and you're good.
No, we upside down.
The homie thinking the car about to blow up.
He said, hey, the car is about to blow up.
But we, we upside down, we try to get the fuck out the car and shit like that.
You know what I'm about to tell you.
I'm telling him, wait a minute.
You're a challenge.
I'm trying to get on me.
My man.
Hey.
All right.
It's one of them days.
Before you said.
But then my mom asked me, what happened?
I was like, mom, the wheel locked up on me.
It was a malfunctioned.
You feel me?
I'm like that.
Shit.
I told the insurance company the same shit.
It's a long time ago now so they can't fuck with me.
But yeah, I wouldn't proud.
And I didn't tell nobody that story.
I said my homie R.
I P died.
And then I told everybody, like, around the funeral.
I was like, hey, yeah, there's one.
time I did this shit but my mom still talks about shit yeah she's like if you remember in the
homie that's you got to tell them oh for sure sure you all ready for my story come on let's go
it's almost this almost took this almost took my license and everything when I was I just turned
just turned 20 years old now then got some crazy stories I'll be telling one so I used to street race
big industry racing I'm cool I mean my homies are street race all the time I had old 19 240 sX
where they there's a built four cylinder that made seven almost 700 horsepower like crazy
Fast fast as fuck. Anyway, the car was, you know, old school you can click off and turn off the lights like on the car. The whole light just cut off. So I'm street racing. Street racing on a Camero. We're doing a 40 roll to whatever. I'm beating him. All of a sudden out of nowhere blue lights come up. I'm like, you know what? Fuck it. Turn my lights off and kept going driving. No lights on in the middle of the night. I'm doing a hundred and I don't even know.
180 had to be 180 had to be 180 because in fifth gear it taps out the
transmission gearing ratio should be about at 9,000 RPM should be about 180 to 80
90 miles an hour.
Yeah, no no no no if anyone knows cars is then I'm I'm big in the cars anyway so I'm
I don't see the lights I don't see shit I don't see shit all right my car don't
don't get me wrong my car was darkened out sprayed the tail lights everything was
dark you know in the car so it's just like Batman on some shit run away
from the cops. I'm like, I lost
this motherfucker. I pull over. I
just park. Pull over.
I see him. I see him coming.
He slams on his brakes.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Then another car,
who comes out of nowhere? I'm like, how the fuck did he see me?
My dumb ass had my foot
on the fucking brake and the taillights of my car
was showing. Oh my fucking gosh.
If I didn't have my foot on the brake
and the tail lights showing, I would have got him out of
he didn't kept going. He saw me.
my ass
get out the fucking car
guns pointed everything
this is how you know
Dan grew up somewhere different
and then look
took the car off
and lay the seat back
look
they cuffed me
asked me
how old I was
I'm not gonna lie to you
my dad died
like maybe two months
prior to this
I just told him the story
and there was some real
ass dudes
and let me go
some crazy
that was they real ass dudes
or
well they were both black
the cops were black
it was cool
you see how black
you see how black cops
will let a young white man go
from here in the story
facts no look he straight up asked you
why the fuck were you running why were you speeding why were you doing all this
he knew we were racing
he's like what was the purpose it was 3 a.m. mind you
no cars on the road
career got a different story he said
no I wasn't there no I just
so real talk made me get on the car
put the guns on me told me to get on the ground
all that shit, blahzy blah, got out the car, throw the keys, throw the keys, throw the keys out the
window, all this shit.
I got out, made me get on the ground, boom, they cuff me.
Then they talked to me and asked me, why the fuck were you doing all this?
And I just told them, you know, shit.
It's going through it.
My dad just died.
And I just, you know, big in the car.
I gave a story and then run down, they end up letting me go.
More of the story.
More of the story is that you live.
Dumbass.
You got, you live.
Dumbass.
You got to see another guy.
Dumbass.
Yeah.
With your dumb ass.
All right.
Yeah, Creel, come on.
I'm maxed me up on y'all.
We're drinking, friends.
You're not up on me.
We're drinking.
I'm five shots, bro.
Yeah, I'm five.
Six, maybe six now.
Okay, we're here's another one.
You want another one?
No, yeah.
I got one.
Okay.
Oh.
A little drop.
Sorry, y'all.
Dan, no more for you.
So let's talk about this Houston blackout.
Oh, let's talk about that.
Let's talk about that.
Some real shit.
My friend, snake is dying.
I got to.
Snake is dying?
Yeah.
No, I'm going to tell you some real shit.
Wait, wait, before you say that, I read about some shit that broke my heart today.
They said because of the power of being out, a five-day old baby passed away.
Oh my God.
And that shit fucked me up.
I was like, fuck.
Now, I'm going to tell you some real shit about someone we know.
You got to be.
So, you know, my best friend is.
Yeah, I know your best friend.
T. Wayne.
Shout to T. Wayne.
Shout my brother T. Wayne.
He just had a baby
like about a week or two ago.
Like not,
it was more than that, but it was like recent.
So there's a newborn baby, and they got the power off.
He doesn't have power for two days now.
They got the baby wrapped up.
They're trying to get them the food.
Like, it's really crazy out there.
People sitting in their cars in their garages, not thinking,
trying to have some heat.
A couple of, like, six people passed away
from carbon dioxide poisoning.
For real?
This is the crazy part.
The firefighters.
don't have any power or water.
They're running out of water
from using the firehounders.
So any fires, they can't do nothing.
You want to know.
It's like the apocalypse out there.
You want to know it's crazy too?
I never get this shit.
Shout to my brother Maxo Cream.
Shout to Maxo Cream.
Me and Maxo was in Vegas
and when that, remember the last big
hurricane that came?
Yeah.
His family was like
going through that.
And I was with him in Vegas
when he,
he got the call.
Yeah.
About, like, how the water was rising and they had to get on the roof and everything like that.
And I was like, man, like, being from L.A. and shit is like, you don't think about shit like that.
You don't even know about that.
Shout out the trade the truth.
Shout out of my time.
I'm saying, DJ Mr. Rogers, trade the truth.
DJ Mr. Rogers.
Trade the truth.
Shout out of them for real.
Really, you know what I'm saying?
It's somebody that stands by his community and really makes a change.
And, you know, it need to be more people like that in every community and stuff like that.
Like, you know what I mean?
Imagine if Trey wasn't out there.
Come on, man.
All the shit.
They're not out there.
It'd be a different.
It'd be worse.
Trey is somebody.
They look out for more for the people than a lot of the government.
They deserve all their flowers, bro.
And we need to talk about shit like that more.
Bro.
On top of even having Trey Day, like making everybody welcome going to Trey Day, bringing different people over there,
bringing camels.
and bringing all types of making sure everybody from all different walks of life is good and stuff like that you know
I mean like I met so many people that I'm that I'm like close with to this day going to trade day yeah
you know what I'm saying and moving like that and you know when when crisis happened and things happen in our communities and stuff like that
it take leaders to sit there and step up because guess what anybody can get a plane ticket and to leave fact yeah
you know what's crazy about even with the black house with tray you know that tray was out all day he
on his Instagram. He was out all day helping people getting people generators. He got home
that night. He forgot to get himself stuff.
Come on, man. He was at his house in the dark. Like, damn, man, I fucked up.
Trey real, man. That's a different level.
Trey Day is so fun, too. That's real, man. Trey Day is real fun, but, you know.
It's a perfect place. He actually brings people together in network, but also for the
community. You know?
And we need to shed light on more positivity when it comes down to, like, people,
you know, stuff like that. You know what I mean? Too much negative shit get played.
and everything like that.
And I really love when, you know, one thing that I stand for when it comes to myself is, like, everybody always said, man, they got a lot of friends.
I got a lot of friends because I like to unite people and I want people to be dope.
You know what I mean?
I like being able to go to Louisiana and be like, oh, I got a homie from here.
I got a homie from here.
I got a home from here.
I got a home from here.
And we all fuck with each other and we trust each other.
And we take care of each other.
And that's what this shit's about to me.
You know what I mean.
You go to Houston.
You hit me.
You're good.
Nick, I've been to use plenty time.
I know you got your connects out there, but...
If you can get me in front of everybody in Turkey, Lett, I'm cool.
Dan can get you...
I got that.
I'll call Lynn right now.
Can Lynn be my friend, man?
Len is a good guy, man.
You know, it's crazy.
I went to when Turkey Lake first opened up.
I'm never going to get...
I'm never going to forget this because...
Dan Lo-key or Houstonian.
Loki.
He's from Baton Rouge, but he's low-key, Houstonian, too.
I love Houston.
but turkey leg when it first opened
you know I did a video there
and
go ahead
it's talking shit
it went viral
but
I'm
I'm
Morgia say it
No you know what
I know he lit
I had a good ass time man
the video actually
is still on Facebook
got like 13 million views
and people are like
where the hell was you at
because I hopped the fence
and let me tell you what
I told since then
that's the best place for turkey legs
I think in the United States of America
I agree
I did my thing I was dancing having a good time
but besides that you know normally I go to a restaurant
the food's okay you know
I just go to have fun make a video
the camera on Dan right now he'll see you
yeah okay
so anyway
I got a question
so anyway no
I got a question all right go ahead
there you just end up
I'm sorry turkey leg huh
But Lynn, please be my friend, Lynn.
But anyway, look, shout out to Lynn and his wife.
I love y'all.
I'll just shout out of Turkey live about four times on the show.
You believe that's what I said.
Listen, hey, I'm going to Houston.
A crop-ish contact.
Hey, look, I'll get you in contact with Lynn.
Y'all do your thing when you're in Houston.
You ever been to Houston yet?
No.
All right, moving on.
All right.
What were you going to say?
What was you going to say?
He was going to say this one?
Yeah, she's only been to the streets.
Y' guys.
That's it.
No, I just wanted you to move up a little bit.
My knees.
Oh, your knees.
Lebevae.
You know her knees are sensitive.
Right, right.
They are.
No, they sore?
Not sensitive.
Oh, they sore?
Oh, they sore?
Nah, I'm not going to lie.
This is good knees.
I got good knees.
You ain't got meg knees.
Allegedly.
Tell us more.
When I'm drunk, I get good knees.
Allegedly.
No, this is fat.
Allegedly.
This is a fat.
No, this I'm a stand.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Look at me.
No, you've been real comfortable.
I'm very comfortable.
I'm very comfortable.
I'm very comfortable.
My shoulder all up in my chest.
Okay, I know that's right.
My shoulder is not been in your chest.
Don't disrespect me.
Please.
Why would you say something like that?
I don't understand.
My shoulder would never be in.
Is this how the Little League take care of people?
My shoulder would never be in your chest.
Oh, speaking of the Little League, you can get all your merch at the Little League.com.
I know that's right.
Can we admit that I'm the one who told you just keep wearing your shit?
No.
I did it?
Why do you want parts of everything?
I don't.
Because you did it.
So if a man.
And man, be real.
Right?
I have the text to this day.
Not to this day. He said, you should make merch.
I said, oh, I got merch on the way.
No, no, no, no. I literally told her, right?
She stopped wearing her Little League merch.
I said, I didn't stop.
I just wore my one sweater and then I just didn't wear it again.
How you heard that new song?
Why don't you read?
I think it's LT Genesis.
What's that her called?
Oh, did you hear the Little League freestyle?
No, she dropped it.
Because she, the girl.
The girl?
I got a good guy.
She don't want to give me no credit.
No, I do.
I say, hey, man.
You know that.
Don't start that narrative.
Keep wearing.
Please don't start that narrative.
Hey.
Are we doing near tears again?
But it's boring.
We're doing near tears again?
Alright.
I'm gonna leave it alone.
Hey, I got a real question.
Is that your natural hair?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
What?
Why do you pull it up?
Yeah.
Why?
I say Lil Hoodie.
I support.
I swear to God there's a dude on the Southfield right now named Lil Hoodie and he's pissed.
That's me.
For real?
You know what I'm saying?
Shout out the Little Lee.
He's mad at her?
There's a little washed bucket.
somewhere on SoundCloud.
Okay.
Go to the home page, Josh.
Let them see what's going on with this.
I didn't get no little league merch.
That's me.
Not a selfie.
Okay. Okay.
Oh, look at me.
Not the whole episode on it.
Wait, what jacket is that?
Wait, I'm on that website and I didn't get no merch?
Because you could go to hell.
But the website going on.
Oh, my God.
Yo, look, look.
That's a big cartel.
Let her have it.
Wow.
It's not even a shop-by.
It didn't shopify.
Go to hell.
Go to hell.
So.
What you're going on?
What are you going to blackmail her to talk about you?
Vanilla chocolate.
He said,
You woo it's trill, baby.
Vanilla Trillet.
I don't even go by that no more.
I'm just Chris, man.
Okay.
Nilla Wafer.
Whatever you call this man, Nilla Wafer.
Don't be hating on a little league.
Hey, what you're not going to do is talk to my dog like that.
You're a miller baby?
Oh.
I've done.
Hey, we're used to this.
No, talk about.
Hey, we're used to this, Jim.
Wait, look.
Round up the truth.
Come on here and get hype with yours.
Hey, you know what's crazy?
You're talking about the Little League.
I know, you know what?
I'm not going to be mean.
I'm mad about the Little League because I'm on the website.
I ain't getting no merch.
That's crazy.
And she went through a distributor that I introduced her to.
Wow.
No, she did it?
No, she didn't.
Literally we had the conversation.
He said, oh, I know you.
I said, oh.
I was in the same party, but I wasn't cool.
I introduced y'all motherfuckers.
But real talk.
I should have 15% of Little League merch.
You think so?
At least 10.
Have you done a business?
Have I done business?
You ain't getting no 15%?
I've done a lot of business.
Not a this.
Okay, bet.
I've done a lot of business.
I can't fuck with the little league, though.
Why you can't fuck with a little league?
Because apparently you got a little booty.
And ain't nothing little over here.
You know what I'm talking about.
You got a little booty and it ain't got nothing little to give to you.
So I don't even know what you're talking about.
You don't got to get me that.
That's okay.
It's all right.
It's hard little booty league.
And to my entanglements.
Go on in.
It's all just one.
Hey, what's O.T?
talking about the big league, right?
No, bro.
I'm out here.
I'm sick.
Shout out to O.T.
Child to O.T.
Thank you.
Look at her.
That's the first time you ever did that.
Look at you.
I've been watching.
O.T.
He got the big league, right?
He's fucking with the big league.
He did the music video outside the private plane, you know what I'm saying.
A PJ ain't going to go to Mexico.
No, no.
I was on a PJ.
We went to Mexico.
I wanted to know if it went to Mexico.
Yeah.
I wanted to know if it went to
Cabo.
You know, every other week they go to Mexico.
Yeah, we went so.
I'm a part of the rollout.
We, we, we, we, nah, no.
They're on a world tour in Mexico.
I'm on your website.
Defamation of character.
Defamation of character.
We can play that.
Oh, no, you want to play.
It's defamation because you got that jacket on.
Shout out to OG.
Oh, he is my friend.
Yes, he is your friend.
Look at the homey video.
Hey, the big league.
Yep.
You know what?
You know what I think is dope, though, that the fact that
all this can come from just us having this show.
Hey, hey.
Yeah, he got some goddamn merch.
You got a hat on this.
Go back to that.
Bro got a fucking single, the big lead.
That shit is dope as fuck.
Go back to us.
And I feel like I made all this shit happen.
I'm the godfather like Kevin Semnes.
So like 15%.
We'll have the paperwork at your house tomorrow.
You think that you made me and OT talking to each other happen on this show in that particular?
What you mean?
Of course.
Wait a minute.
This whole situation,
95% of everybody that comes through the air,
they're here to talk to me.
No, for sure.
All right, so wait a minute.
So wait a minute.
I mean, me and Dan came for you as soon as we heard,
as soon as we heard the white boys thing,
we came for the azic.
But you get what I'm saying, though?
I just like that.
Hey, look, go during this quarantine,
we all created something equally.
And be honest, you said you like how petty I am.
Oh, I love it.
I know that's right.
Come on.
You're fucking wrong.
Okay.
Yeah, you know, and look
And one thing, let me say,
let me tell the viewers one thing
You asked you be getting off camera like,
Hey, Dee, you piss me off.
You don't know how much you fuck with me.
They just don't know.
Go back to the main page.
It's really not beef.
Go back to the main page.
No, it's never been beef.
For me to have a four-hour conversation with somebody
is like, I fuck with you.
That I made you have on purpose.
I know.
You made me out on purpose because you want to be toxic.
But
scroll down.
My thing is is that,
scroll down if I don't care about you
fuck you and thank you
and both these guys know right
I don't play with that one they know that
hey who's this look like
oh yeah I was I was the one behind the camera with this look
I'm gonna assume you want us to say you
I'm gonna say here
so you might have some attitude
juice and came back huh
I came back she came back talking about everything
you know what you know what's dope about this moment though
you recorded that
I recorded that I heard your voice in the back
Yeah.
You know what's dope about this moment?
We're chilling at the crib.
And then literally like one in the morning, he was like,
hey, I want to go to Cabo.
I swear to God.
And you were like, it's lit.
We got to leave at six.
I was like jealous.
I was like, man, it looked like.
It looked like fun.
You looked like you had a good time.
I don't know where y'all went, but that hotel like a museum.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, I'm the big league.
Look at the big league.
Wait a minute, man.
Not you.
Not you with him.
Yeah, come on.
Oh, he had a whole photo shoot that day.
PJ and the church.
No, it is.
My birthday is next weekend.
I'm going to get a refill.
PJ with five-hour.
Your Pisces?
Yeah.
Am I invited to your birthday?
Bro, we've been meeting everybody
whose birthday is around this time.
Oh my God,
you've been meeting Pisces?
No,
I'm in the Quisies for the past like.
The past week,
every person we met for the past week's birthday is January 31st.
January 31st.
Shout out to all the Pisces.
Because I know just LaBoy got y'all out here hating us.
No.
Whatever.
And that's my whole.
And that's my whole.
home boy so don't you sit there and say that.
AD, let me bring out the island. And he's going to be one of the
guest. You know you posted one of his things on your story.
Wait a minute. You know
that's my homie though, right? Yeah, right. Okay, but he's
been hating on Pisces. Okay, so look what
you do? So you want beep with AD?
I got beef with AD.
And we can look. She
secretly loves me.
It's all right. I love AD. It's a love hate relationship.
I love AD.
I feel you. But she has the
authority to like hit me in the back
in the head. Do you see this?
Can you see what's happening here?
Y'all just gonna ignore this?
Y'all just gonna ignore this?
Can I show her something?
Yeah.
Can we stand up and do this?
I'll end up and do this.
All right, come here.
Zil.
Me?
It's none of my business.
It's nothing of my business.
I don't want to be that.
Show our magic trick.
I don't want to stand.
Listen, I know him.
I know him.
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous.
Let's see this.
Let's see this.
Let's see this.
I don't dance.
Oh, you're showing her that new.
Oh, this is crazy.
All right, cool.
So look, this is new, this new trick with your wrist.
All right, so it's a new trick with your wrist, right?
Oh, this is dope.
Show you this magic trick?
Okay.
Is it loose?
No, I want to punch you.
No, I want to punch you.
No, relax.
Man, stop.
Yazzi, God damn.
Stop being Gazzi and be Yazy and be Yazy.
No, this is actually really dope.
You're actually really going to enjoy this.
It's a magic trick, right?
You're loose in your wrist.
Loose in your wrist.
I guess it's loose.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Go left, right, like this.
Like that. Keep doing it.
Oh my God! Go to hell!
Hey, she figured out
two than most people.
Hey, hey,
the whole time
Trill like, watch this magic.
I'm pretty thinking for the magic.
Nah, it ain't magic. It's magic for us.
Hey, yo.
I'm not going to lie.
I had to brighten the...
Oh, these are Adam's headphones.
Stoll his shit.
Yeah.
His name on him?
Wearing your shit, Adam.
You ain't going to fucking do a shit about it either.
That's his last name, right?
Nguess is a snitchie shirt.
Why would you let me get up and do that?
Let's go to the topics.
Let's go back to the topics on the page.
We didn't even have no topics.
That was a shout out to all your entanglements.
Yo, I'm going to really have to explain myself to like four different people.
You're going to come on set to about like five tests.
If you got a real players on have to do that.
Hey, look, let's straight up.
If you got to explain yourself.
Are you in a relationship right now?
Are you in a relationship right now?
I'm in an entanglement.
So if you got to explain yourself.
No, he knows that.
If you got to explain yourself, that means you not comfortable.
They like little cakes.
They like little cakes.
I should just be single again.
You are on a show with three dudes.
And if your man is not, if you're in an entanglement and your dude feeling some type of way about you hanging out with.
Well, beat his ass.
You know that.
Straight up.
No, it's not even about that.
But real talk.
Y'all not beat his ass.
Both these.
Both these niggas know that niggas don't want no smoke.
Wait a minute.
Both these guys know, do they want to smoke with me, Trill?
It's not about that.
You didn't see me.
Yeah, right.
I like that.
Wait, that was attractive.
They don't want to smoke with him.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Y'all didn't see me make examples out of a lot of people.
I don't put.
I don't talk.
If you got.
I like him alone.
Hey, real.
He gets it.
You know what I'm from.
God.
If you kidding.
Yeah.
Okay.
Y'all just got some liquor in my sister.
I'm just being honest.
I'm from murder capital.
So it's good, you know what I'm saying?
Y'all is murder capital now.
But before y'all was murder capital.
Oh, yeah.
And you know what?
Never mind.
Because they ain't anything but.
It's not.
It's not.
I'm from Scrooose to Texas.
We're good.
I'm just saying like if you, if you feel uncomfortable.
You got a whole lot of shit going on right now.
If you feel uncomfortable because I guess some guy might feel uncomfortable or insecure, that's, that's not for you.
No, no.
Honestly, this is really jokes.
If you were to know me, you know I'm a rolling stone.
I don't be giving up the fuck.
Like, I mean, we're family
Hey, hey, but I would really like,
I would really want to see somebody be like,
yeah, I'm Yazzie's nigga.
And walking to me.
As he got to be tough for show.
Yeah, you got to be tough.
He got to deal with you?
Yeah, I'm like, he got to deal with me.
You're up in a week.
Wait a minute, but Yazzy,
but Yassie know,
I think Yazzy would want to keep him away like,
he's fucking crazy.
No, he's fucking.
Yeah, I was going to.
Go ahead.
She got a real lunatic.
Yeah, because why?
Because it's just like, y'all.
A white boy going to pull up in a sweater.
Yeah.
Let's talk about it.
I just feel like you would press them.
Yeah.
Eddie, you are, I don't even know what you're talking about.
You are a really sweet guy.
You're never getting the no trouble.
He's a good person.
He stays out the way.
Real good person.
We love you, Ad.
Thank you.
Everything else is just for the ground.
She said, yay, chaos.
Yay, chaos.
You know what's crazy?
You.
I'm really having, uh,
A great time on the show.
I'm having a great time too, bro.
You know, it's crazy.
I think I should be the, I think I should be the new co-host.
You was, uh, yep.
You were replaced, Jazzy?
Wait, what you just said?
Look, let me tell you something.
That's fine.
Hey, and first thing, look, and everybody, everybody who enjoyed this.
Okay.
I want to see some, can we get some boats?
Can we get some boats?
Can we get some boats?
This stage needs a little more lack of color.
Hey, hey, I mean, I mean.
So you're going to come and.
still food out of my mouth?
You know it's crazy.
If I come.
Stop, stop right there.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
HR.
HR.
This is a horror like that.
So everybody, this is Yassie's last show.
Look, let me tell you something.
Y'all not smoking.
I know Yazi's last show.
Oh, you said at the heart, huh?
Look, she will be here.
She said at the heart.
Okay.
What are you talking about?
What's you from?
We got some no-jubber fans that like.
No, they said me best threats
No, hey, look, real talk.
Real talk, since that's the, can I ask, can I ask AD three?
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
If you guys want me back to come back and like.
Oh, they hate women, so yeah, you're, you're going.
They don't hate women.
They hate women with bad attitudes.
Hey, I'm, not today.
I'm enjoying this.
I ain't go like, little, look, she do spice it up a little bit.
Can we get a vote in the comments and say if they want Dairn-Rue to come back?
And then, Caw.
All right, I'm really, I'm asking.
All right, we're making a new petition.
New co-host.
Wait, wait.
Keep Yazzie and replace with Dan Roo.
Let's see.
That's going to move.
Adding Dan Rue.
Adding Dan Rue.
Oh, I try to get rid of this.
Dan is a character.
You know what?
You know what?
No, yes.
You know, I'm funny hilarious.
As your friend and sometimes you'll pretend manager.
Pretend manager.
As your friend and sometimes pretend manager, we're going.
He doesn't get you a little situation.
We don't need this.
I do you guys about to text me right now.
We'll start our own show.
I'm playing.
I'm playing.
I think it would be funny.
Love you more.
Thank you.
That's good.
That's not like that.
There's a lot of character.
There's a lot of life.
Don't get used to it.
Hey, look, first of them, look, you know what's crazy.
Hey, you know what?
It's the short girls that always had the craziest attitude.
Yeah.
The short ones.
All right.
Short people got no reason.
Say something.
I'm not.
Sure people got no reason to leave.
You don't like me?
You don't like you.
You better like me.
Listen, we're going to be smoking a pound in a minute.
She better like me.
She's right next to you.
You must not know about me.
Go ahead.
You must not know what I mean.
Girl, ain't the way.
Not you sick of Beyonce.
That's a queen.
Wait a minute.
That's the best concert I ever been to in my life.
That's great.
In Dallas.
I'm not going to lie, though.
Come on now, girls,
Recy.
Beyonce, she could be more creative.
I went to a.
Beyonce concert in Dallas.
My Beyonce is Beyonce.
But it's one thing to see a concert.
I was in the road.
Well, I went in the row.
I was in the front.
I was right there.
I was like this.
So let's have an argument right now.
I was like this.
Let's have argument.
All right, cool.
Let's have argument.
Wait, okay.
Before we have the argument,
can I ask some questions?
Creative discussion, not argument.
Who's had the best live, like,
concert show performance that y'all ever been to?
I will tell you.
I'm about to tell you some,
I'm about to say right now.
Okay, go.
Real talk.
Chris Brum.
Okay.
Sure.
Okay.
I'm about to say some real white shit.
Me too.
Insinct.
Okay.
I thought in sync when I was a kid.
I know what?
Every song, every dance.
Backstreet boys.
Mine is just as bad.
I'll fuck you up, but I'll dance to some insane too.
You are my fire.
That's Best Street Boys.
I love it.
Mine is Lady Gaga.
You are disrespectful.
Lady Gaga.
Desireably.
We be beeping about this at the house.
When I say I want it.
Yaziway.
Damn me.
How dare you?
How dare you?
How dare you all disrespect J.C. Shazey like that?
You break it down.
Let's go.
Listen.
Is tearing up my heart and I'm with you.
Nicky you sound like garbage.
Go ahead.
Hey.
Now, Lady Gaga had the best life show.
I'm not going to lie, though.
I'm not going to lie.
Mad love to Justin Timberle.
He's dog.
Crazy.
Justin Timberle like a real one.
Hey.
He didn't do some fucked up shit, but he'll go.
What the fuck he do?
J.T.
he just apologized.
to produce. Man, I ain't got to apologize
for nothing. Just Timberlake.
Nah, you know, my shit was.
Today's cancel culture.
Come on.
Fuck, cancer culture.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
I feel you.
I feel you.
Bro, you know what my problem with cancer culture is?
Everybody too soft nowadays, bro.
Oh, who are you telling?
Bro, you don't understand.
Wait a minute.
When I first and Josh should tell you,
when I first came in those jumper,
a lot of shit that I fucking said,
they were like, we can't say this.
We can't hear this.
I'm like, real, like, I'm from the hood.
Look, I'm gonna tell you some real shit.
I'm from Houston.
Texas, we don't really have that like that.
Like Houston, Texas is a lot of different culture.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, it's a lot of different.
I came out.
I came out.
I'm the motherfucking pox.
Hey, yeah.
You got to hit it, Grinning.
Okay.
Shows of my brother.
The greatest, man.
But you know, it's crazy.
It's like, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you now.
Since we, yeah.
I feel like he said later.
No, I mean.
No, no, no, it's not like that.
He was just saying somebody I wanted to roll.
Like, real talk, you know, from the, from being Louisiana, you know, I mean, I mean,
hung up with my black friends. We, just us.
I got a question for you.
We had a very interesting individual
on here yesterday.
You'd be saying, nigga?
All right, so we're going to talk about that.
Now we're going to talk about it.
Who said that?
No.
None of us say that.
You know one thing about me.
Have you ever personally witnessed me or Dan say that?
I've never heard of media.
You, I can't, you, I cannot.
All right.
So let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
So where did you hear this from?
No, I didn't hear it.
No, no, no, she didn't hear about
this question.
This time about white people saying that shit.
So, are you what?
Do you want me to be,
do you want me to be up front with this whole?
We don't say that shit.
We don't say that shit.
We're going to be upfront about this whole conversation.
So, there's a video.
I've seen it.
You've seen it?
You've seen it?
You haven't seen it?
I've seen it.
About four years ago.
You know,
you know, people are like, oh,
buzzy blah.
I said the word.
But I wasn't like disrespecting them.
I was just saying it in general.
Like in a casual conversation.
Let him talk.
It was an argument.
I have to clarify.
It was an argument, but the argument was edited.
So you only saw my part of the thing.
But regardless, here's the thing.
The easiest way I can say this is where I'm from, it was comfortable.
Me and my friends were cool with me saying it.
Had no problem.
Never had a problem.
Here's the crazy thing.
The person who recorded the video.
I know the history of that.
Two years.
Two years prior to that, he did it.
video with me, a comedy skit, me saying the word, like it was cool and posted it on his stuff.
But now all of a sudden, I'm blowing up on social media.
Yeah, regardless, regardless, I'm going to talk about it since I'm already on it.
Regardless, I was blowing up on social media.
Maybe some jealousy was involved.
I don't know.
But regardless, I grew up in a black culture.
It's cool.
That's no reason for me to just be cool.
But my friends were like, oh, yeah, you cool.
You can say it.
So in my mindset, it was just cool for me to just say it.
Not knowing not being educated enough and blowing up on social media, seeing the bigger visions, everybody's seeing me.
I just got comfortable.
And I, you know, I never had a friend be like, hey, don't say that.
Don't say that.
Now, we don't say that shit.
Wait a minute.
We don't go close to say that.
No, no, no, no.
It wasn't like to incriminate anybody or nothing like that.
But I know why she's saying that because we had a guest yesterday, right?
Who dropped it?
Right.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Yeah.
Listen, this guy and his name is Issmil 7th, right?
He's a YouTuber, right?
He's a Hoover Crypto.
You feel me?
And this is the thing.
I wasn't aware of him.
Housephone bought him up to me and Adam.
And once I heard him, I said, let me look at this content.
You feel me?
And he was always talking about some street shit.
Yeah.
Now, in my head, I'm sitting there thinking like, you know,
what this is somebody that was like 15 16 years old got put on the black hood and started dropping the
n-word okay and i'm like nah that shit ain't cool you feel me yeah i literally off-camera had a
personal conversation with him and he said hey listen set was since he was seven days old
he was adopted by a black mama oh really yeah like he was adopted from a black mama he
He had brothers and sisters, well, mostly sisters that were black.
He grew up in the hood.
He's hearing this shit, mind you.
He said up until he was about nine or ten years old, he didn't know that he was white.
He didn't know, like, basically about color and stuff like that.
Until people would get angry at him, they wouldn't say, they would trip on him once they get mad at him.
But mind you, a seven-day old human, you're not knowing about colors and black and white.
You're growing up in the fucking hood
You're growing up around everybody
You're hearing shit
Every school you go to
Everywhere that you're fucking going
You're hearing this certain word
And you're using it
And everybody around you in your community
It's sitting there
They're not tripping about it
Just like you said
When you came from
You would say the word
But people will sit there and be like
They wasn't tripping because they're like
Oh yeah he's one of us
He's Dan whatever
He's not saying it in a derogatory way
Or anything like that right
But regardless
you know since...
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
So this guy, mind you, when I was aware of him,
I know a lot of the hovers.
I'm like, hey, what's up with this nigga?
They're like, man, he's a real one.
He been around from the jump.
They're not tripping.
You feel me?
So I said, all right, this nigga didn't...
And mind you, this is a nigga who said that he didn't
went to prison.
White people didn't approach him.
Like, yeah.
we with this. Nah, I'm with the black people. I'm riding. So his whole life, he's been around
black people. He has somebody he identifies as his mother as black. You feel what I'm saying?
His sisters, the only people he knows in his life when his mama died, he lived with them, was black.
All their boyfriends was black. Mind you, you look at that shit your whole life and you see people
saying this word. It's not clicking to you like that. You feel me? Now, now somebody,
that's in the limelight and they're seeing certain things and getting moving up in the culture,
he understands and he sees now, you know what?
This word means more than what I fucking know for my corner.
You feel what I'm saying?
Same as you.
I think when you were saying the word, I don't think you was like, oh, it's going to be a big deal.
And then you had to find out what the fuck that situation is.
I want to be clear.
Like, that's the only reason why I was asking or whatever.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's nothing wrong with that.
Yeah.
It's nothing wrong with that.
I want to know because yesterday, me hearing that on the East Coast, you don't hear shit like that.
They don't say shit like that shit like that's like closet shit.
You don't say that shit out loud.
You don't say that shit in the wrong place.
I just wanted to know from your own personal experiences.
Is that something that you encountered as well?
Because I didn't even know you were white.
Oh, it's cool.
No, I didn't know.
So to keep, let me say something for you, Dan.
There's something Dan don't even know.
He doesn't know his past identity because of his family situation.
Okay.
We've actually talked about doing DNA tests
just to learn more about.
Okay.
Because you honestly,
I think you're like Puerto Rican or something.
But that's the size of fact.
It's like, you know, with me, since the incident, you know,
I learned that, you know, meeting and talking with, you know, people who are culture.
Like, I'm talking about, like, David Banner.
And it had a little side conversation with Snoop, whoever, you know, you learn to get away from stuff like that.
Right.
And that word has not been my vocabulary since that moment.
Yeah.
And, you know, all we can talk about is ourselves.
And even yesterday with the guests, I'm, like, I'm sitting there talking to him and I'm hearing him and I'm listening.
And I'm sitting there saying like, hey, I'm like, you know what?
Even before that he even came on his platform, I said, you know what?
I understand.
It's not like, okay, this is okay because he understands that.
You know what?
It's not okay.
He literally said that somebody tried to fight him, an older person, because he has a,
black girlfriend and he used the word yeah you feel what I'm saying but I said you
know what you have a responsibility to talk to people and say hey this ain't cool
you feel me yeah yeah I mean but you go back and like I said like if you see history
and you understand certain situations because in my own hood in my own neighborhood I
my homie DMA rest in peace his mama had like five or six foster children one
Mexican one white one something else somebody called itself little A D
from the hood is a white boy.
You feel me?
He would use the word.
We're not looking at him like
you're a racist,
Trump supporter,
Ku Klux Klan.
N nigga, you grew up in the same hood that we did.
You went to the same stores as we did.
You didn't bust the same guns that
allegedly most of the motherfuckers did.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's...
With me growing up, man, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I was there.
I'm not going to say, you can't ever
say, like, I know what it's like
to be black. You can't ever say that.
Mm-mm.
you know, sometimes people are like,
oh, stop trying to act black.
I'm just myself.
Right.
Let's be real.
But, you know, I was there with my homies when we go to the gas station.
One of our little homies, you know.
But, you know what I'm saying?
One of our homies would be, you know, like, steal a piece of gum out the store.
Owner called the cops.
All four of us pinned on the wall.
It's happened.
It's happened a couple times.
I was hanging out with some, you know, it's what it is.
Hang out with black girl.
Get pulled over late night.
Cops call me.
They write, like, you know how a car is dirty on the back?
Mm-hmm.
I've had cops write this on the back of my car, an inward lover.
Mm-hmm.
No, I'd have my car egg, and someone told me that shit.
No, look, I would be in a car with a black girl.
We ride.
I get pulled over.
Whatever, speed, whatever, cool.
I didn't, you know, I had no nice car, but it was dirty.
And I remember distinctly, it happened a couple of times.
Racist-ass-town, you, wherever you go.
Because we moved to, you know where Ellie's.
Alexandria, Louisiana. It's like, whatever. It's kind of, it's kind of country. You know, I was going to Peabody's black school. Cool. We didn't pick up this girl I was fucking with. Whatever, I was young. Shit. 18, just turned 18. When pulled over, I was speeding, whatever. Cool. Cop let me go. He was a dick. He wrote N-word lover. He wrote N-word lover on the back of my car. He wrote N-word lover on the back of my car and I didn't realize until I got home. You know, man, you deal with stuff like that, but I'm not, you know, you can't ever say, but, you know, I'm all about the black community, girl.
So let me say this too.
I support the best I can, you know.
Being two white boys doing what we do, we both work in the hip hop culture.
It is also our job.
You didn't tell the police on me, so I'll fuck with you.
I don't know what that.
I don't know what I.
Hey, I love with you, bro.
No, look, look.
Being who we are, we got an set an example for the people that's coming out.
Because even on the TikTok, in the TikTok world, there's a lot of motherfucking white boys are saying.
They can not be seen.
Desaing it.
They're coming to my house.
There ain't white boys that's in that world that's set an example.
So me and Dan got to play OG sometimes in this other world where we got to let motherfuckers know.
Like I know y'all think y'all being funny, I'll beat your ass.
Like Chris.
And I'm going to beat your ass before they'd beat your ass.
Chris invite.
So we had TikTokers just start coming to my house, blah, blah, blah, white boys.
Don't like me no more.
Like white boys come in here and they just say in the word.
And me and Chris looking at like, bro, you can't say that.
Our job is a setting example to make a change for sure.
This is some real shit, you know, that you can deal with.
And not only that, not trying to be like, I'm not trying to be like, you're.
colorist, but I'm like, I'm looking out for you, bro.
You will fuck up, you know, you're saying you're going to fuck up whatever you got going.
You go around saying that word, it's not, it's not cool.
It's not cool.
It's not cool.
You're going to learn.
And we ain't going to let you get to the point where you get in trouble.
You know what I'm saying?
And that's respectable.
We don't check.
We don't check up.
You know, but, you know, I mean, saying like, shout out to Nicknack, my brother.
Love him so much.
Shout Nicknack.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something about that.
He was one of our guests on the show.
He wouldn't wait to episode 20.
I'm sorry.
Shout out to Nick,
let me tell you something about Nick.
I love Nick to death.
Without him,
I wouldn't be where I'm at today.
I was five years ago,
I was homeless,
I was sleeping in my car.
I was showering at truck stops.
I had a 1984 Jeep,
bullshit Jeep.
Man.
I'm talking about it.
I had to pour oil in it every 50 miles
because it was, you know,
blowing head gasket, whatever.
I don't know.
It was a bunch of bullshit.
Literally, you know,
I call, people don't know this.
I go to clubs,
make my little $100 a weekend.
max and they throw me like 40 bucks for a motel to stay at.
I'd pocket that sleep in my car a lot of times.
They did for like eight months.
That was my hustle, my grind.
I go to Southern University all the time, turn up, dance, go to clubs.
Nick would be emceeing, blah, blah, you know, but, you know, black ranked.
They showed me a lot of love, and that's part of a little group that Nick was.
It was a Super, Tokyo, you know, Tarzan.
All doing dope shit.
Yeah, all doing dope shit.
and the other person, whatever, but they were doing this shit.
And we were cool.
I was cool with them.
They showed love.
Big shout out to Super.
Great successful woman who's doing her thing.
Love her to death.
Tokyo, same thing.
By first of, you know, but I'm just saying, Nick, I reached out to Nick.
I was like, oh, bro, I need someone to stay for a couple weeks.
Yep.
I was like, he's like, bro, come sleep with my couch.
Cool.
I need some money, though.
I still owe him like $200.
But, you know, he gave me a place to stay.
And I was like, hey, let's do it.
some videos.
And then from there, we always
do this shit in the club. Nick would be
in seeing, what you're doing, Dan?
That's a man, Dan. Peter, fight,
pick a, pick, a, fight, pick, a white, pan.
He would do that shit all the time in the clubs.
I was like, hey, I'm going to go jump on this counter.
Let's go to McDonald's.
He was like, bro.
All right, cool.
We did it.
Boom.
Went viral.
You know what we're going to do if we get the fuck out of here?
Get on this counter and we turn the fuck up right.
Right, let's see something.
We're going to end it like that.
Dan, come on.
Come on, Dan.
Let's go.
We got to see some.
We got to see some.
Dan, get on the counter.
Let's go.
Dance, Dan, dance.
Dance, man.
Dance.
Let's go.
Let's go.
We're going to end like this.
Okay.
We're going to end like this.
Hey.
I'm fucking sick.
Go get that out.
All right.
Okay.
We're going to end it like that.
That's at the end of the day with AD and your ass and tune there.
Motherfucking next week.
And we're about to listen to your music right now.
We're streaming.
Two C.
Kee.
Motherfucking the cheddar chew.
And A.
motherfucking Dizzle, man.
Thank y'all for watching.
Thank you.
Had a great time.
Appreciate you.
