No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 21
Episode Date: February 25, 2021At the end of the day, we all knew it was going to happen. AD hosts his new weekly podcast on No Jumper with Yassy with special guest: KeeKee FOLLOW AD https://instagram.com/iitsad https://twitter.com.../iitsad FOLLOW Yassy https://instagram.com/yassytv FOLLOW KeeKee https://instagram.com/2cckeekee ---- No Jumper News Discord: https://discord.gg/ajntTVY FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ Follow us on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/NOJUMPEROFFICIAL/ http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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What it do? What a DZ. Welcome back to at the end of the day with AD and Yassie and we got Kiki in the building.
Kiki is always here. He's not a guest no more.
Yeah, he's not. He's a honorary member.
Yeah. That's right.
Kiki, you just celebrated a birthday.
Man, and it was one of the best ones, I shall say.
Okay. What'd you do?
I went to Las Vegas.
You love Vegas.
it's like fucking home for me man it's just like the energy the light the love you know what i mean
it's just like fucking heaven thank you for asking about my birthday man of course the only reason
i didn't ask is because i wanted to ask on camera oh guess what and it was fucking great okay we
we pice's gang my brother got me out here drinking a repasado is shit you feel i'm saying skee
look at him ski what
Why do people got a problem with Pisces so much?
I think it's because, like, we loving and demanding at the same time.
No, because, like, and we're very intuitive.
My big homie just was just like, yeah, just the lay boy hate Pisces.
I just like, why is it?
I don't get it.
We are crazy, though.
But I fuck with all Pisces, though.
Hell yeah.
I don't understand.
Yeah, but like to be in a relationship with the Pisces, you have to be strong.
Yeah, true.
People say that about Ares, though.
We'd be having meltdowns.
But we have like, we have like meltdowns.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We do.
We do.
We have a meltdowns too.
Yeah.
Nothing to do.
But they're more like,
they're like passive.
They're like passive, aggressive.
So like they'll be mad about something and they're like sweep it under the rug,
sweep it under the rug.
For sure.
And take that one thing and it'd be small and they go ballistic.
My granny told me that my whole life she was like let stuff out because like my grandpa
used to have ulcers and stuff like that because we used to.
Shout out to the guy.
Yeah, RP Granny.
We used to hold and stuff in.
And I'm wondering the people like, I'll just.
hold it in, hold it in, hold it in, hold it in,
but when I go off, I'm the...
It's over.
Yeah, it's over. Well, yeah, that suits you.
You always been like that. Yeah.
A little hot head, but you're holding it in.
No, but it takes time for me to get...
Yeah, till it finally erupts.
I'm gonna get you, sucker.
Oh, yeah.
And then it's built over.
Yes.
Nick, always been like that, though.
Hell yeah, man.
How would your weekend, AD?
Man, shit was cool.
Nigger was just, um...
Like I said, nigga was just doing rapper shit, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I was in the studio of rumor
That's why I got his fucking mask on today
Okay
He said wear the fucking mask
I said you know what I'm gonna do the shit
Shout out to rumor
Yeah and then I did the video
With fucking Draco and Big Sat
Shout to Cyprus Marino
Hey yeah yeah
We was in studio last night too
She was lit
Rapper shit
Yazi
Okay
Take a sip
What did I do this weekend
That's what yeah
You knew it was coming
Oh yeah
What did I do this weekend
I went to the studio.
Okay.
I went to the studio.
Fire?
With my friend.
She's a songwriter.
No, she's a songwriter.
Okay.
So I just went with her to a session.
I got very, very drunk.
You know how I do in true Yazis style.
Was it the Hennie or the Julio?
No, it was Jameson, yeah.
Jameson.
Jameson is not bad.
No, it's not good, though.
I never had Jameson.
Wait a minute.
That shit is not right.
They have a drink call up.
That shit not right.
They got a drink called a pickleback, and it's very great.
What's that?
You get pickle juice with Jamison.
You drink the Jamison, you take the pickle juice as a shot.
It's fucking amazing.
That sounds tough.
It's amazing.
That sounds like some pickleback.
That sounds like some struggle shit.
No, it's a ckelo with line juice and then Jameson with pickle juice.
Yeah.
No, trust me, it sounds bad, but it's like, it's a, it's a hidden gym.
The only, I don't know.
Is Jameson that drink?
I don't want to butcher this name.
God, please forgive me.
I'm going to.
There's a drink with the, you take like the little glass, you put it in a big glass.
A Yeager bomb.
I was not to say doppelganger.
Dopplegangers.
I don't know.
And I didn't want to say it because I'm like, I'm like, not.
It sounds similar but different, you know?
I used to have a Yeager machine and that shit is trash.
It tastes like black licorish.
What is that?
I can't.
Yager tastes like black liquorish to me.
Do you like black licorice?
I don't eat licorish.
I've never tried it.
I don't think.
Buka?
No, Zamboca, what's that?
Mm-mm, no, I don't...
Fuck.
Josh, you real, man.
Black licorice is trash.
Dun, done.
You never had no red vines?
Mm-mm.
You ain't never fucking no Twizzlers?
Yeah.
Well, that's some form of a licorice.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't really fuck with twizzers like that, though.
Like, that wasn't my candy of choice.
It's just like when some people say, I don't like orange juice, but I like Sunny D.
Huh.
Sunny juice is crazy, though.
But it's...
Same shape of four.
It is, but sunny these do it's
It's a little different
You know what I'm saying?
It's just like the, uh, Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pied
It's as you know
It's some slight differences with it.
You know what I mean?
When I was younger, I used to think Coke and Pepsi was the same.
But they different.
Are you a Coke girl or a Pepsi girl?
I'm a Coke girl.
But they be hitting a little different at times.
No, but as an adult, I realize that they taste different.
You got what you got you some Hispanic food with a Coca-Cola.
Skiy!
Wait, why did you just throw a little?
an accent on it like splash.
Come on now, you know it's all about the sprinkle.
Everything is about the sprinkling.
You know what I mean? Sprinkling swag on it.
You guys too.
And then like, hold on.
Like, granny cooking
the fried chicken with a Pepsi.
Oh my God.
Oh, yeah.
Come on now.
It's just how you, yeah.
It's just how you, come on now.
Like, if I was going to fish market fried,
I'm getting a Pepsi for sure.
You know it's crazy.
I used to really love soda and I just don't like it no more.
Yeah, you ain't with that.
Gingerill?
Gingerill?
Gingerill, for sure.
Gingerill is it?
But I had to learn my lesson with Gingerill.
Why?
I drink like nine in a day.
What?
Yeah, I had like the runs for the whole fucking day.
I was shitting like a motherfucker.
Gingerill is not good.
It's good in moderation.
Yeah, you're not supposed to, everything is good in moderation.
You're not supposed to do a lot of anything.
But I didn't think Gingerill was going to take me out like that.
You're not even supposed to drink a lot of water, like an excess amount of water.
I don't know about that.
You don't think you can't get enough.
We're made of what?
60, 70%
water?
Yeah, I do not
to say drink a lot
like in,
but you have to really
overdo it though.
I'm being dramatic.
I'm being dramatic.
Nine of them for sure
was overdue.
Yeah, you definitely
overdid it with the
He cleanses this whole system.
Yeah,
that was like a real colon cleanse.
I was on a toilet
crying damn there.
Oh, Lord.
Yeah,
that was bad.
Shit.
That does sound bad.
But you know what else
sounds bad?
What?
Tiger Woods situation.
Honestly,
I just heard he got in the crash.
I didn't know it was like.
No, it was like,
it's serious.
So like,
is he going to be able
walk or is he going to be like dr strange i mean from the statement that i read it sounds like he's
probably going to be in a wheelchair damn yeah he's got the rest of his life i don't know he's got
stilts in his legs and like screws and stuff like forest yeah so okay
damn shut out man come on tiger yeah no but it's really bad did you see the picture of the car
yeah yeah i get to get him out with the joy of life yeah i thought y'all was on some whole of the
shit this is serious no yeah
No, Tiger.
No, Tiger.
Yeah.
I'm taking a shot for Tiger right now.
You got to.
I mean.
Tiger's that guy.
And I need you to pull through, man.
Pull through for the motherfucking culture and your kids, man.
Do it.
Are you ready or no?
No, no, I'm sipping this.
Oh, Lord.
I thought we was tipping and you sip in.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it's really bad.
No, because I'm really like visualized.
I did look at this shit, but I was like, oh, he's going to be all right.
Yeah.
Damn.
But, but I mean, the nigger won so much.
He's like the face of.
of PGA.
For sure.
You know, he can retire right now.
Yeah.
He caused a gang of friction, too.
People thinking they're the best, but you can't, like, them,
them records he got, stats don't lie.
Nah, no, no.
And golfing is, like, real therapeutic, man.
I look, he liked that shit.
You've golfed before?
Yeah, golf.
I do tennis, man.
You love golf, too?
Coughing is cool.
Golfing seems so simple, but that shit is hard as fuck.
You think it's a game.
I just feel like I'm too loud to be able to go.
course for real and I play too much I play too fucking much they'd be mad as half
that should have been late that should be so funny though I'd be fucking with people
trying to get them to miss it like miss their little holding one thing they for show you
they're gonna ban you from the country club for show here you yelling out strike
strike you're out motherfucker yesy yes but like a lot of a lot of business deals happen on
the golf course so that's why a lot of people like
Like, try to get acquainted with that, you know what I'm saying?
But I'm on the tennis right now, though.
How is that?
It's a lot of cardio.
That's such a rich sport.
Well, the big leagues.
I'm playing.
Nah, but tennis for show for show, though, that shit is, it's like, I did not think it was as crazy.
Like, the cardio and shit like that.
That shit is wild, bro.
Bro, you got to run back and forth up the court and shit.
Hell, yeah.
But I'm so fucking strong with the racket.
I always knocked the motherfucking ball.
I was just about to say pretty, yeah.
out the goddamn parking shit like that.
And I'm trying to be more elegant
when I swing that shit.
I'm like, my nigga.
Yeah, bro, I can barely tap them above that shit.
That shit on it, man.
See you two, two, too, too, too.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
So you're just playing it just to play?
Yeah.
Okay.
We have an idea.
We're trying to start up like a league
so we can have like a DJ,
get uniforms and shit,
turn this into like some big events and shit.
With tennis.
Yeah, with tennis.
What?
You just want to have a party.
But you know, that shit.
Is it too,
We do this.
We do this.
We're cracking.
One-on-one.
No, like some real team shit.
Like, hey, you got your team.
We got our team.
What would y'all be called?
Um, I don't know.
I got to think about that.
What about the Yazis?
Y'Asys.
Y'all should be the Yazis.
Yeah, you could be our mascot for sure.
Maskot.
Yeah, that's good.
I want to be no damn mascot.
Mascots is dope.
Mascots?
Yes.
The niggas that wear the hot, sweaty suits?
We will make a suit of you.
That's dumb.
No, it's not.
That's dumb.
You want to be the own representative of your fucking mascot.
You're a team.
You got to take it to another level.
I don't think that'll give me good bragging rights.
Yes, it is.
I'm a mascot.
What do you do?
I'm a master.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're not a mascot.
I'm the mascot.
Listen, the likeness of me is this mascot for this team.
And the team is named after me.
That's some real ball of shit right there.
And then listen, the mascot here is going to be done like a motherfucker.
You feel me?
Motherfair's going to look at the mascot like, that's a badass mascot right there.
It's going to up you.
I'm trying to help you.
No, it can't be me.
No.
Where's my puff?
This would be the perfect time when I smoke a puff.
And if you had your puff.
Oh, my God.
It'll really be a part of the mascot?
No, no, no, no, no.
This is what you see for me?
No, no, no, no, no.
You're the coach.
When y'all strike out?
I'm going to give me a mask
I'm playing tennis
I'm going to give me a mascot
there though
how does tennis work
how you get out
what you mean
oh you have to get hit by the ball
that's dodge ball
no you don't
that's dodge ball
you gotta get hit by the ball
no but like the mascot shit though
like I'm gonna make my own
because I always one and one
I should be a yogi bear
and a blue shirt
that'd be great that'd be great
for sure we need the two C baby mascot
yeah that's what I'm saying
we're gonna get the two C baby mascot
baby logo and shit like that you know what I'm saying
but I see my homie Pelo do that shit
every time he has an event the motherfucker
mascot walks around and the dope shit to me about
being a mascot is that nobody knows who the
fuck it is under you can be your true self
though you feel what I'm saying yeah you can do flips
you can rob a nigga you can you can do anything
So when are you gonna like be spider cuss
Spider Cuzz is from New York
I want to be Cuzz Light Year
Oh yeah cause Lighter that was
Cuzz Light Year wow
Yeah, because light heroes fire.
Kiki, you need a superhero.
Me?
You need a superhero to be.
Damn.
I think I would like make my like, I would come up with one.
Yeah, I think I'm creative.
Crip crazy.
Oh shit.
What is your superpower that's Crip crazy?
I just know how to Crip Walk.
Like I just, just Crip Walk.
Like on demand.
That's something that you can practice.
Fighting crime, one dance at a time.
No, because some people practice so much and still don't have it.
Like, and we know it.
That is true.
Have you ever tried your trip walk?
Tell the truth.
No, no.
Okay, I got a power.
Go ahead.
I got a power.
I could go anywhere and not be fucked with.
You can also.
You can do that now.
You can also practice that as well.
That's why I'm putting it in my power.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Because it fits me.
That's your power now.
The Crip Shug.
The Crip Shug.
You can also be there.
Speaking of Shug.
Where's my cigar?
Speaking of Shug, have you, have y'all seen that Hulu
documentary, hip hop uncovered.
Yeah, shout out to the big homie, big year.
That shit is so fucking good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's so good.
I'm going to tune in tonight.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm going to watch it tonight.
No, you have to.
It's crazy.
Like, all the stories that they tell and, like, the way hip hop was like,
breath, this shit is so cool.
But see, it's like, it's kind of like what we've been saying is the politics and
how shit work and how the shit doing that.
And, you know, big you behind the scenes is somebody who cares.
You know what I'm saying?
Like about the culture.
And also, bro, he do so much for the kids and shit.
Yeah.
Like, he don't want people to come do all those other shit.
He'll be like, listen, I got a banquet for the kids.
I need everybody to pull up.
And every time everybody pulls up.
It's shit that's not being shown that he did, like, he do too, though.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
And he's so smart and so well-spoken.
Like, it's really, really, it's dope to see.
I just knew it was going to be some shit, though.
Because I saw Haitian Jack in there.
I was like, how do they get Haitian Jack on camera?
I mean, they got all the shot callers and let them know.
That circle.
You feel me?
It's all it is,
is a tap-in.
Yeah, that shit is actually dope.
It's so good.
There's a couple of other documentaries on there.
I ain't going to lie.
Let me, go ahead.
I've been stuck on the fucking Cecil Hotel.
That's what I've been stuck on.
Crazy.
No lie.
That's what I've been stuck in.
If you didn't tap in, if you didn't tap in, you got to.
But see, correct me if I'm wrong,
are you all familiar with American Horror Story?
Yeah.
Was the hotel season based off the Cecil Hotel?
It was based off of the hotel just being fucked.
Okay.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I heard this is some crazy shit at the Csso Hotel.
Yeah, that shit is serious.
It's more interesting, like, the history of the hotel.
Freaks me out.
As opposed to what they're trying to, like, push as the story.
Shout out the pun, because he literally tells me about every fucking documentary.
I feel like he watches them all.
You know what's when I am watching, though.
This guy was just, like, killing so many people in L.A.
At one time.
The fucking does.
Man.
He stayed at the CISO Hotel.
He stayed at there.
For real?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got to really tap in.
now. Yep. Richard Ramirez, Ted Bundy.
Scandless. They showed all the cities.
I was crazy. I was like, damn.
That shit was wild.
Yeah, it's crazy.
That manager, she'd be flipping me out though on that show.
She did that shit. I'm jacking. It was her. I'm putting that on her.
Do you think Carol Baskin killed her husband?
Carol did that shit. Carol did that shit.
Damn.
Carol did that shit.
You still team Joe?
No, fuck Joe. I actually sent up a video of Joe.
saying some racist ass shit.
I didn't think he was that ass.
I was like, oh, shit.
We don't tolerate that.
We don't tolerate that.
We don't jack that.
Ain't it funny that he just had the limo outside.
Thought he was going to get pardon?
It didn't go nowhere.
And he didn't go no fucking where.
He just knew Trump was going to sign that papers and get him out.
You feel me?
Whoopsy.
I know he probably mad at hell.
And speaking of people out, man, Bobby Smirder is back to Loki himself.
Bobby bitch.
Bobby bitch.
Oh, you ain't now.
And I like how.
He's being celebrated.
That's what you're supposed to do with somebody that holds it down.
You feel me?
Real shit.
He didn't just hold it down.
He took extra time to make sure his boy got less time.
You feel me?
And I don't know too many people that would do that shit.
Ain't realer than that.
You feel I'm saying?
Get back to your family.
I'll do this.
And the fact, what do you get, 3 million Instagrams followers?
3.2.
Like overnight?
That's how you show somebody.
You do the right thing.
you get rewarded.
Everybody needs to stream
whatever the fuck
you got coming out.
Get him top of the charts.
You feel what I'm saying?
Get him back cracking.
Get him to the top.
Make him larger than life.
Make this nigga Drake status
because he deserves it
and the kids need to see
this is how shit is done.
And shout out to him doing his time, man.
You feel I'm saying?
Straight up.
Didn't fold.
Didn't fold.
We talked about Martha Stewart
doing that shit too.
Oh yeah, she did do that.
Yeah, she didn't tell.
She didn't fold.
You know what I mean?
My whole thing is
if you, you know,
you got the balls
do something you got to do some crimes and shit like that
be willing to do the time you know what I'm
sure yeah and a lot of people don't get
like like the cr-they still
get bashed when they get out for doing that crime
but at the end of the day like come on man
you could go to the fucking pool pit and repent
for your sins don't bash this person
he did his time might have learned his lesson
straight up needs to be more
people forgiving and shit like that ski
but you ain't getting forgiven for snitching
and being a rat and this out now that right there
you need your ass whoops
period yeah don't run into meat
I like how Little Dirk's handling
that whole situation. It's very
graceful. Not saying too much.
I told
I told a couple of people that's into that
shit, like, just be quiet.
Silence is the best revenge
in that state of form right there.
Until you run into somebody
that don't give a fuck. It's just so antagonizing,
though. Like, I could not imagine.
Because it's like, it's one thing to say
one time. It's one thing to do it twice.
Three times. It's like an
ongoing thing, so. I'm, I'm,
It probably gets frustrating, but you can't say nothing.
But see, honestly, you feel me?
It's just like, just when somebody says something bad about any of us when it comes to no jumper,
we don't get fucking mad about the shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Because guess what?
You don't, I don't have to run into you.
You feel me?
I don't know yourself.
I'm only going to chip.
I don't run into a nigga at the bank.
I don't run into a nigga at the grocery stores where I go to.
I don't run into the niggas of spots I'll be.
I don't run into the niggas of the club.
So why would I even let that shit affect me?
You feel me?
You can have all the status.
But I can sleep at light knowing that you will not be around me one-on-one.
You will shit your pants.
For real, for real.
Niggas be doing too much woofing and not enough doing.
Dude is a blessing for 2021 y'all right now because y'all need to see that this is not the way to go.
This is witness protection.
You feel what I'm saying?
At its highest rate.
And once you with the boys and all that, guess what?
Hey, you can walk right past me, brother.
Get on.
I don't want to get life for touching you.
You can curse me out.
You can say whatever the fuck you want, whatever.
Let's keep it going.
You know what I'm saying?
Straight up.
Yeah, like, nah.
I respect it.
Man, Nip, rest in peace.
He said, on the situation, you feel me?
We're not even supposed to get clowns shitting no attention at all.
And, you know?
It's not looking good for that, man.
Look, I mean, nothing to do with me, John.
Man, that's sad, though.
Yeah, I mean.
You was on top.
Then you just, damn, decisions, decisions.
It's just, like, movie shit.
Like, it's just, like, almost, like, not real life.
Unreal.
Nothing surprised me in 2021.
Yeah, not me either.
I'm not going to hold you.
But he needs his ass whoop still.
Yeah, I wouldn't say that.
Can't forget about that.
I will.
I'll say it.
I will say other things, but I'm going to keep it off the kinnam.
You know what I'm saying?
It's the ski mask for me.
It's making me feel in
What's it making who feel?
AC going on, yeah, you feel it?
It's cool.
I really feel like a superhero now.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
So what is, like, what would you do?
Superpowers.
Wait, wait, wait, let's do it like this.
I'm going to get to me last.
If you had, you can get any superpower in the world.
What would yours be?
Teleport.
Does teleport anywhere?
Yep.
There's a movie like that called Jumper,
and that was actually dope.
Probably going to watch it.
What would you do?
I want to be invisible whenever I want.
Why would you want to be invisible?
Because right now, if we were just sitting here, I would just snap, I'm out of here.
And then I'd take them headphones off your head.
And then I'd start, I'd open this water bottle and I'd pour it in Kiki's cup.
I'd put on Kiki's hat.
So you just want to be invisible to fuck of people.
Yeah, I just want to fuck with y'all.
I want to have superhuman strength.
I want to be able to just bust out like the Kool-A man everywhere.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, like, push.
I'm here, knock down the walls and shit.
I would be invisible, so.
I'd be right behind you, fucking with you.
What if I accidentally hit you if you're invisible?
No, I wouldn't be around you.
Like, I'd have to assess the situation, for real.
If you're about to go crazy, no, I don't need to be there.
But if you're just sitting here like this, I know you, come on.
I just go like this.
And then I just like, look.
Then I just fly.
Flying would be good as well.
Oh, put my cup.
up and take a show but if I could fly though I would really be like robbing banks and
shit yo just think about it you get walk out no you walk out you get with the money
they're gonna say put your hands up please I'm teleporting you know what I'm saying
why you setting it up I'm teleporting I'm already back there oh yeah that's a good one though
I'll be right in front of you I just want to put people so how much do you want out to tell her
just give me 600 and I didn't got 600 thousand out the back bro the movie jump
like that like literally literally you see a picture where you want to go it could be like
France you go see the picture they just jump right in there too oh you know what that's fire
yeah watch a movie that shit's crazy yeah yeah we got out yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
it's the nigga from um star wars Anakin Skywalker he the nigga what's the name
thank you Josh because for show way bro brought up Star Wars oh Hayden
This thing, oh.
Like, wait, this is an old nigga do.
Yeah, jumpers for show.
It's called Samuel Jackson there, too.
Samuel and Jackson, like every fucking movie.
Samuel Jackson.
He takes a row.
He's a motherfucker, man.
But he gets the bag for every row, though.
Yeah, he do.
That's very true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Man, if you need a young one, man, I'll let me ski.
You said, what?
You're a young Samuel.
I'll be young Samuel.
I thought I heard something there.
Me too.
Man, what are you?
Take the headphones off.
You all need to take your headphones off.
I hide one off.
That's the problem.
I don't even want to repeat what I thought you said.
No.
No, I'm going to, look, I'm going to leave it alone.
Please.
I'm going to leave it alone.
Please.
I can't play my brother like that.
Hey, I ain't the other.
I'm your brother.
Shit.
Big Schee don't play like that.
Hey, shout out to everybody that's watching right now.
Tune in, you feel me?
Some real life shit going on.
We love y'all.
I know I do.
The people's champ, big ski, you know what I mean?
Hey, man, guess what?
There's nobody like y'all.
No.
Straight up.
There's nobody like you.
They can try to be you, but they can't do it.
Guess what?
Have a toast.
Let's do it.
Because there ain't nobody like you, Yazi.
I know.
Can't nobody do what we do.
Okay.
Shout out to the no jumper crew.
Shout out to no jumper crew.
Today is a very special person's birthday.
Ooh.
Look.
She's over here.
Yazi.
Put your goddamn glasses.
It's driving me out of my birthday.
mind that's why it's hard for me to find.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It's your moment.
Hold on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's like so close.
Yo, it's really the negativity on this side for me.
Hold on.
You can't have a birthday.
You can't.
It's your birthday or not.
It's just my birthday or not.
No, my birthday is Saturday.
Why they told me it's today?
If you had a gift to me,
If you had a gift today, like I would have took it, though.
I have a gift for you on Saturday.
For my loks on.
I thought it was your birthday.
Okay, yeah, it is my birthday, though.
Like, to them it's my birthday.
Next time they see me, I'll be 24.
So we should, yeah, we got to make sure we see you Friday.
It's your birthday.
Oh, Friday.
Yeah.
I'm a little busy.
Look, bars.
Oh, no, I'm a little.
No, I'm a little.
Friday.
I'm a little busy.
No, I'm a little busy.
No, I'm a pop in.
What you got, dates or something?
Dates on my birthday?
No, it's about me.
That's the best time to get dates.
No, I don't date.
Wow.
All of a sudden.
I don't.
I don't date.
You ain't doing no dating, man.
Man, listen, niggas is supposed to take you out for your birthday.
Like this.
I can take myself out, you know.
Are you on that independent woman shit, huh?
Yes, sir.
I'm independent.
I'm an independent woman.
Independent contractor.
No.
Speaking of independent,
Drake was still independent, right?
Yep.
Fire.
Bro.
Yeah, got to take a shot for that.
You got to take a shot for that.
Yo, he had a Drake feature and a Don Tolliver feature
and named the song Don Tolliver.
Bars.
That's, he went crazy.
Bion, bra, bra, bian, bough, bough, bian.
Okay.
That was crazy.
That shit is fire.
That was crazy.
The album, the album is fucking fire too.
I wish we had a bomb.
So I could be like DJ Clue.
Drop a bomb for him.
And you know Drake don't give niggas as features like that
He always makes show with somebody special
He just, and he announced it early
And the feature still came out
And then I seen niggas just like, yeah
That's why Drake didn't post your shit
And then Drake posted it
Exactly
I think it's I think Drake like come at you for your respect
Like you feel I'm saying
Like he's not just going
No matter who you are in the game
I think he really taps in and be like
You know what
Instead of just saying this person needs it
I respect it.
You get what I'm saying?
Drake would make a fire A&R.
Oh man, that'll be bananas.
You'd be putting...
I'm waving a cut album, too, though.
Drake's shit?
Yeah.
Every time, he makes his weight.
Drake ain't never missed, man.
Never.
He ain't never missed.
Never.
I ain't never, nah.
I don't think there's any Drake song
that I've ever heard that I don't like.
But people doubt them now, though.
Why?
People just been acting like, oh,
and he ain't coming with it.
That's crazy.
We're talking about this right here
because our, this.
This is the dude who made me like listen to him.
I swear, I used to be like, man, why are you, like, you hear, he's singing like at the same thing.
He was like, Kiki.
You're just looking at Drake.
Yeah.
Close your eyes and listen to what he's saying.
That's exactly what he told me.
And ever since then, I'm like, bro, he is hard.
He's dog.
Yeah, no, Drake, one of the best.
Never forget that shit.
No, because you can't.
About time.
You can't take, you can't take nothing away from somebody that can do.
all of that shit.
He, like, he really created that lane.
Jaru was close to that.
Mm-hmm.
And then 50 came in, white cut, and then Drake came in.
Not wife.
Not wife.
No, let me tell you something.
Jarlu, you can't take nothing away from him.
He was coming with record.
Records, records, but it was more towards the women and shit.
And 50 came out the way he came out.
I smell pussy.
Is that you or I smell pussy?
on top of them having legal problems going on.
John and them, we didn't know this shit then.
The fans was watching them niggas when 50 was going crazy.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
And the way that he came and then 50 ended up doing the melodic shit too.
Yep.
So it was just like, damn, nigga, took us out with this shit.
Destined for singing and made it for singing.
Yep.
The art of war.
Art of War.
The art of war.
That's not true.
I'm gonna just take your bitches.
That's what 50 said.
That's a fact.
I'm just saying better than you.
Yeah.
I'm just telling the gangster story better than you.
It's funny because he's really a whole, like you never see the actor musician transition go well, but it did for Drake because it usually doesn't go that well.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
They always do the opposite.
They always, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But guess what?
But guess what?
Guess what?
It's dope because those opportunities are opportunities to see who somebody like can fold.
Mm-hmm.
Shout out to Lil Dicky, man,
giving a little bro the shot, man.
That show.
That show was so good.
The Little Dickie show is,
that Dave shit, that shit is...
Oh, shit.
Bitch-ass, nigga.
That's a good show.
It's...
Oh, my God.
Not the...
You know what it is?
It's sliding with the shit now.
Oh, okay.
You know what I'm saying?
It's covering my ears.
Yeah.
Skiy!
Nah, that shit's sitting there and sliding.
What else been going on? What you think, Gassi. Pushaiste was doing an interview, and he said that Gucci
made had compared him to Drake. Shout out to my brother's Gilly and Wallow. I'm not going to lie.
I was having a conversation the other day, and I said, Pushaistee is holding it down for the young
niggis right now. He's making a little noise. He's making a lot of noise. But you know the thing
is, too, is that I've seen that and Pushisi was basically like Gucci tripping by
saying that, but it takes somebody that
believe in you that way and sit there
and tell you, this is how I look at
you, that'll make somebody go,
okay, I need
to be this person and go harder
and shit like that, and I feel like right now
he's one of the hottest niggas out right now.
If you don't think
that push-hice, he's like one of the hottest
newer artists out right now,
you hate him for sure. Like that, like, he's
dead ass nice. Like, he's nice.
No, he's super nice. And, like, I feel like
he's carving like a lane
almost for himself.
Because I don't think nobody sounds like him.
And I think the delivery of what he's saying
is different from what I heard.
That's what I get you through.
You know what I'm saying?
When you don't sound like nobody else.
Yeah.
Especially, and when you knew,
that's what really like get you through.
When the niggie would be like, bro,
he don't sound like nobody.
Shout out to Pushai.
And I think he's like riding the momentum really well.
Like, you know, niggas will get hot
and then they like, they want to give you a break.
Then they want to drop a project.
No, he's right.
He's striking.
Anybody that can get hot during COVID,
I give it to them because the shows is gone.
Unless you collect an Atlanta bag right now or a little bit of Texas bag,
that shit is ugly.
It's ugly for a lot of people too.
And it's motherfucking tax time.
I know a lot of people are stressing all right now.
And you know that the crazy thing about taxes?
You know what happens when you can't pay?
What's up?
You can always find somebody to lay with to fund your taxes.
Oh my God, yo.
That's not good advice.
Yes, it is.
Hey, when you're back against the wall, you'd be surprised what people would do.
Nope.
I've been there before.
Nope, nope.
You ain't never been down them streets?
No.
I can't be able to talk about it.
Struggles.
I mean, like, I was always taught to, like, just work hard.
Look, I got a homeboy right now, right?
He's with the tax lady.
Smart man.
That's fine.
No, but that's not, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good, banness.
Not to put my guy as Ben Nyee out there.
No, we don't know who he is.
Like, he takes care of home on his job.
Right.
On the 24.
Okay.
Okay.
But he's, and he's keeping it real.
He said, hey, check this out.
Baby, I know the tax lady.
We're about to get an extra.
Mm-mm-mm.
Keep your mouth closed.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna be able to buy you that burking.
Stop smirking.
Fucking shot.
Get you a tax lady.
Look, I might have to get a tax lady then.
Get you a tax lady, man.
Where do I find them?
Where do they hang out?
What do I hang out?
At the local malls.
At the local malls?
Yeah, they get the, uh, what's that one store?
The pretzel.
The, what's your pretzel?
Yeah, there it is.
He said that one store.
The pretzel.
I would say they ain't at Cineabon.
No.
Oh, Cine Bunch.
Tacks women like pretzels.
Okay.
Is this a phone?
Fun fact.
This is a real true fact.
You don't know it's fucked up.
You don't know what thing my uncle told me one time?
What's that?
He was like, I don't know why you be fucking with these young girls.
He said, you need to get you on with an oxygen tank how to write you in the will.
I was like, Jesus Christ.
That's technically the same thing that I used to assume when girls would be like, oh, I wish I had a sugar daddy.
No, but just imagine you meeting a woman.
She got the oxygen tank.
You feel?
she probably got 17 days to live
That's like what Anna Nicole did
So what if you're like
In Las Vegas on the strip
With your boo
And she pulls up in the wheelchair
Like
No
I'm ready babe
And she's in the wheelchair
Like getting free drinks
She's at all the
I mean I think you got an oxygen tank
You ain't worried about Vegas or drinking
I'm not gonna lie
If I'm on an oxygen tank
The first place I'm going is Vegas
For what?
Oh shit.
I'm gonna ride this shit out.
What's you gonna cat daddy down to the mall and shit?
Cat daddy.
Nah.
That was crazy.
But he was telling me though, he said, here, he'll do that.
And the kids will look at them because they're older.
Like, you don't like my mom.
You feel me?
And he just be like, mm-mm, put them in the wheel.
You're here for the first and the 15th.
Yeah.
You're only here for the first and the 15th, did?
That's a bad spot to be in, though.
Like, imagine your mom's like 80.
She's in a wheelchair
She's in a wheelchair.
She's...
And she got a young nigga.
You know?
Like 22.
She got a nigga in my age.
I'm gonna be like, y'all.
Just think about it.
That young 23-year-old nigga
knocking down your 80-year-old mama.
That's what I'm saying.
But she's happy because she ain't been touched in 20 years.
You feel me?
Kiki, keep the shoulders.
Oh, man.
She ain't...
Hey, it's a double-ed sword, though,
because your 80-year-old mama,
right.
She's getting her group.
roof back her last 16 days on earth.
Cut changing diapers.
For the show, he got to change diapers with the 80 year old.
He's changing the tanks.
So I think that young man might deserve everything he's benefiting from.
He's changing diapers.
The initial, the initial motivation to even deal with her is to get those things.
But women do it all the time, no.
They get these old ass men.
That's women.
Fly them out.
I don't know who y'all talking about.
No, we're just speaking to, we're talking about.
Come on now.
No, it's never you.
We're just speaking in general.
It'd be a, it'd be a 22, 22, 23 year old girl with a nigga that got nothing but gums and just a bag.
You feel me?
It's catching flights and not feeling.
Catching, mad bag, mad bag.
No, but the same thing goes for them.
You don't want this nigga because you like this next.
No, but we look at it differently in society and shit.
Like, if I see a young girl with an older man, I'm like, I know what she's doing.
If you see a young nigga with a lady with an oxygen tank,
You're going to be like, this is a cold
nigga. You might call the police
on him. No, hell, no. Some people will.
No, I just think that y'all both doing the same thing.
You know what I think? Somebody got a good credit score.
Yes.
Oh, if you got a good credit score,
I have great credit.
You do?
Yeah, I do.
I'm all to say.
Because some people, Tesla, you can't,
if you don't got over 600, don't even hit me up.
I don't care what you look like.
I have over a 7th.
So we can get a Tesla in your name.
No, no.
Let's holler after.
Could the doors go this way?
Hey, for that?
Ski.
And people need to know about their goddamn credit, man.
Credit is the most important shit.
First thing I started building.
For real.
You smart.
And I think that they should put that shit in school.
Oh, 100%.
Yeah, because motherfuckers come out.
They go to college.
They get all these student loans.
They take all these loans out and shit like that.
And they'd be paying that shit.
Like, yeah, that shit is fucked up.
Yep, I could never.
You're lucky, though.
Who taught you this shit?
My mother.
Your mom is dope.
She said you can get a credit card when you're 17 years old.
And all you can do every month is get your nails done, your manicure, your pedicure, and you paid off.
Oh, Lord.
I started like that.
And I paid off.
I paid it off.
We got a homie name, Anthony.
A.
Smooth.
Shout out to A. Smooth, man.
I remember this nigga got a credit card.
You know what he did?
What?
He went and got a Mustang.
Oh.
An orange and Mustang.
And he used to take everybody to Denny's every fucking two or three days, right?
First day he got the Mustang.
We ride in the Mustang with him.
He drop us off. Somebody shoots at his Mustang.
Bow.
Yep.
Hole in his Mustang.
He ends up wrecking the Mustang.
Gabe's here.
Gabe, CC.
What's the name?
What's the name?
It must be the food.
So look, though, my thing is, with that story,
A Smooth, he pops up with the motherfucking Mustang, right?
Yeah.
But I'm with A Smooth that morning.
You feel what I'm saying?
It's raining.
We're walking down fucking.
And what is this shit?
Firestone, Firestone Boulevard.
We're walking.
It's raining.
Cut like, Kiki,
I got this credit card.
Come on.
We bust it right into a car dealership.
This is the real fucking story,
like real life story.
And he's like, hold on, man.
The dude said we might be able to get something.
I'm like, all right,
do pull up with the burnt orange Mustang.
Right.
I'm like, hold on, bro.
The homie about the,
the homie.
What?
pulled off
this credit card
bought so much clothes
so much food
he took us at Denny's
a million time
I think we ate everything
on Denny's just because of that credit card
he used to be like
oh yeah you know we could
we're like I'm treating
And you know what we used to do
it's the stupidest shit ever
He used to be four or five homies in the car
and everybody used to do this shit to the music
Just move like this
Why?
I don't know
We just do this
Oh like on purpose
Like this
Just look around like
I mean, that's exciting when you're young, I'm sure.
Just doing shit like this?
My friend just got a Mustang like we outside.
But you're moving like this.
Yeah, moving like a dickhead, yeah.
It's dumb.
Actually, this is cool.
No, I fuck with this.
Someone clipped this.
Oh, hey, oh, whoa.
You guys got a freestyle if you're going to do shit like that.
It's your birthday.
You got a freestyle.
It's your birthday.
You're a rapper now.
No, I'm not.
And they already took my joy away.
So it's like, fuck it.
It's my birthday here.
They hate you.
Because they won't see me till next Wednesday.
Damn, you're going to next Wednesday?
I'll be going to November.
There's a show every Wednesday.
I'm just playing.
I'm just playing.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, man.
What else we got going on?
Let's talk.
Guess what?
Mm-hmm.
I'm still, like, shocked with that tiger shit, bro.
I'm not even going to lie.
I'm sorry, but that kind of blew me away.
Like, God damn.
It's crazy.
Yeah, that's fucking.
up, man. We need to home me back. Straight up. Real shit. You ain't even gonna watch his games,
because. Who? I do watch it. When they show the highlights,
I'm not even, I'm not good. What is that? That's the ESPN. What the fuck? What is that?
The theme music, yeah. Tanana. I don't be watching sports like that. Yeah, for the new.
You know, I don't either, but I know that. Here live on ESPN news. We have Tiger Woods.
I've never been in the sports like that. Wait, can I ask you a question? A little flashback from my.
No, that's real shit, Josh.
What?
No, no.
Oh, yeah, I don't like sports like that either.
But what is this from?
E.A. Sports.
I'm in the game.
Oh, okay.
Mad.
That reminds, okay, yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was always wondering.
Your bro used to play that.
Huh?
Yeah.
Shout out to bro.
What about this one?
Whoa.
That sounds like.
Wait, are you kidding?
I thought you were going to get it.
That was crazy.
Like this.
There could be a lot of other things, though.
Wait.
The Cripses.
No, no.
It's starting like this.
It goes,
Oh.
The Simpsons.
Matt, because the way you adjusted your mask
on top of the fact that you just went crazy like that.
Hey, Josh, what's the best one?
One Saturday morning.
It don't get no better than that.
What is that?
One Saturday morning.
No, what is that?
Oh, my God.
Doug.
Are you sleep?
Recess.
Come on.
Are you sleep?
Oh, recess.
Dude. He's my favorite, too.
Bro, please. I have, what was that?
Remember that big ass bow Craig had on Friday with the cereal?
No, the best shit is,
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.
That is not the best one.
Okay, what's your favorite theme song of the show?
Hmm.
The Timmy Turner one.
What, say it?
Because I know this.
Hard parents, fairly our parents.
You know, I don't know.
I don't know all of the ones.
I don't know all the words, but I like that one.
Or Danny Phantom.
Yo, Danny Phantom.
He was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine to design a world
He got to catch a ball because he is Danny Phantom.
That one was hard.
That was hard.
Hey, you did that too.
Okay.
The Power Puff one, the Power Puff girl one was hard too, but it was just noise.
I'll tell you the best theme song beat.
You ever seen the Goosebone show?
Whoever produced that motherfucker?
The more modern one.
The more modern one.
Whoever produced a goosebumps track?
And they have a crazy base on that one, actually.
What is one is this one?
The Simpsons again.
You're out of here?
Thank you, gang.
My God.
Shout out to Vail, man.
Shout out to my nigga Vail, man.
They deleted.
I'm you too, Carl.
I'll be trying to figure out why did he keep deleting Vail's Instagram?
He got like three.
I know. I literally asked him under the picture.
I was like, what did you do?
you this time. He was like, this is,
this happened because a motherfucker
was hating. Poping Willis and shit.
I was like, Val, I saw you
ask too, you're like, what the fuck
do you be doing? Does he have a hate? Because my shit should have been
gone. Does he have a hater on his Instagram?
He said, he said this time, it was from a hater.
He didn't do anything. I was just about to say, is it
a hit? And I have to take Vell's word for it.
Because one thing about me, I'm not going to pry
when it comes to Vell. Okay.
I'm going to let him rock.
Shut up to Vell, man. But if his Instagram
should be deleted it, I'm, I said, you know what,
I need to trail lightly what I put on here, though
I don't feel like you insult people
you don't get flagged for nudity or bullying
bullying is the real one that'll get you kicked off
One thing about that, that's that be messed up on.
That's why they deleted Freddie Gibbs shit
They said he was excessive.
They told them he was excessive bullying
Shout out to my niggia.
And then he goes
Wait, you see this shit today?
No, no, it was a...
He said, well, he went on Joe Rogan, he said, yeah
He said, he was on Joe Rogan.
He said, yeah, there's one time I shot this
crackhead like no.
Oh, hell no, Freddie.
Hell no.
Come on, brother.
And then Joe Roggan's like, yeah.
Yeah, really?
Like, come on.
Oh, my God.
I was watching memes when it come down to that shit, but that's dope.
Yeah, that's serious, too.
That's dope that he went on Joe Rogan and was himself.
And Freddie is really like that.
No, he's so funny.
Like, his reaction to his Instagram getting deleted, I watched so many times.
He was like, I don't know who the fuck I'd be excessively bullying.
No, but Freddy's Instagram was probably the funniest shit that I ever seen.
His stories, like, all fucking day.
He's on Twitter with his bullshit now, and he is a funny nigger.
Like, that's a funny nigger.
You get the bullying when you do a lot of comment back.
You feel what I'm saying?
You don't comment back.
But that's why I want to write people back, though.
Yeah, that's real shit.
Yeah.
If there ain't nothing good to say, don't say it at all.
Because somebody with starts some shit with you, you say something back.
They were like, I just wanted your attention.
On me.
I didn't say something back.
For sure, for sure.
Positive.
And the motherfucker would be like, oh, fuck you.
I'd be like, damn, bro, you know, I just took the time out of my day to comment back to you and it still fuck me.
Well, guess what, man?
Help me something good.
The block game, though, I'm a good blocker.
I like blocking my motherfucker.
I block somebody.
Call it broke my tombo.
You block it.
Somebody wrote me something on Instagram when I was looking at the, no jumper comments.
He said, hey, these are a bitch fucking blocking me from what I said.
Hey, man.
I block people sometimes.
I can't even know why, because I remember, like, a few months ago.
And he hit me up.
He's like, why did you block my friend?
I'm like, I don't know.
No, he was like, hey, ask her, do she got a problem with me?
Because she blocked me for no reason.
I've never even met her.
And the thing is, if you ain't gang, bro, you're getting blocked.
Straight up.
You shoot one swore does a negative swart.
We all blocking your ass.
Straight up.
We ain't got time for that shit.
Because if I don't block you, I'm just be so disrespectful.
Come on now.
It's not enough time in a day to be worried about the day.
really crazy. People don't understand this. Off the camera, she's an evil genius. It's the Pisces.
Yeah.
Because you know a lot more. I know a lot more about you, for sure, for sure. You know a lot more
about me, too. It's very bad. I'm nice. I'm nice too, right? Yeah. Not we're all good people.
Good people in. Yeah. Damn, y'all. And Kiki, what's the deal?
I learned most of my hood rat shit from Kiki
growing up.
Oh, thanks.
Sure, for sure.
Fuck.
I think following Kiki's Instagram account.
That just makes me feel like a good big brother.
He knows all his hood rat shit from skiing.
He knows all his good.
No, no, no, no, no.
Because Kiki is telling you.
Following Kiki's Instagram account has made my life better.
Amen.
Because he is so fucking funny.
And I don't even think he'd be meaning to be funny, but he is so funny.
Like, for sure, like, it's just the skiing me.
Because it's like real life.
I don't try to do nothing that I'm not known for doing.
He's so funny.
You know what I mean?
You got to stay in your lane.
No, but growing up with this nigga was way different.
I'm sure.
You're like way like late.
You got to stay in your lane and hold it.
Jeff Gordon.
Yeah, no.
Growing up with him, like, when he met me as a little baby,
I was a good-ass kid.
I was corrupted.
Kiki would bother me.
That I don't ask you.
True.
But I'm honestly glad though that he did.
that though because I probably
nobody over here
nobody's over here nobody's going
off Laura is it
I don't know hey no but growing
growing up though I was a good
fucking kid man like for sure
for sure you was because like you you
want me tell you what you taught me what
bro taught me how to work the yo yo
for show real shit
walk the dog crazy
He doesn't need to know how to use a yo-yo.
Like, that shit wasn't a part of my lifestyle.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I was out there, like, yo-yo-in.
Like, like, just what I was all.
Like, like, Pokemon.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I wish I was-ha.
Harry Potter.
For sure, Harry Potter, for sure.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, Smackdown.
See, I was like, you were a little three.
I was like that.
And then.
Then you became a crime.
And then, look.
Kiki started punching on me every night.
You get what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I mean, you got to do it.
But Pop told him like,
you got to tough him up.
Because it wasn't just him reading the Harry Potter.
I used to read Harry Potter for show.
He went and got the glasses.
I had the glasses.
And it was just like.
Oh, no, not the glasses.
And then when I seen him selling our family video games to the, you know what I mean,
the people at the comments while I was just like, bro, hold on, man.
You just sold.
We had 36 Super Nintendo games, bro.
You were just selling shit.
We have four games left.
Nigger, you said Super Nintendo.
It wasn't on Nintendo.
What?
It went from Dreamcast.
Probably Dreamcast.
Come on, man.
I don't get old.
Everything.
I wrote Thunder.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
You sold Mario Kart.
Dreamcast?
Dreamcast.
Michelle.
Come on, man.
You can't be doing that, man.
I miss a Convin Swatmey.
You can't be doing it.
What?
That shit.
Fuck.
Walmart now.
Fuck me up.
That shit.
No, man.
Shout out to the Compton Swatmeet, man.
Shout out to all the Walmarts in America.
But fuck the Walmart that took over to Compton Swatmeet.
Sorry.
Fuck that Walmart.
Yeah, yeah.
Shout out to the Walmart time now.
Yeah, man.
We used to live on the street called Pines Street.
We was like 20 seconds walking distance from the conference swap meet.
Okay.
And we used to go to every.
Not one step.
20 seconds is like one step.
No, it was like.
20 seconds is one step.
20 seconds?
It was like six houses.
It was like six houses.
20 seconds.
Wait, just thinking about 20 seconds.
You're getting six houses ahead?
I'm obviously exaggerated.
What type of, what type of?
I don't know. We have blocks.
You'd be falling and shit.
You call you. That's why I take you like this.
One.
Speaking of, I'm going to bathroom. Enjoy yourself.
What?
I got to use a bathroom.
You got a boo-boo. Go ahead.
When you go out there, could you do me a favor?
What's up?
Did you see if the steak and shrimp burritos popped up?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But Kiki, what's some old funny shit that would happen when we was growing up?
Okay.
So y'all want some real, real, real,
Right, fun, real true facts.
Okay, growing up, we have like a real life sister.
I love you, sis.
We love you so much.
You said a real life sister.
She's our sister.
Like a real life one, though.
That's what I'm saying.
No, because you know how people these days get it twisted and be like, oh, they just talk about it.
No, this is our real life sister.
So for some reason, she chooses me to put the blame on for damn near everything that happened in our household.
But I love her so much because I know it was out of fear
And she knew I was the brother that can endure all of this
You get what I'm saying?
So shout out to my sister.
It's nothing about that.
So one night I'm watching Smackdown.
You know what I mean?
And the door gets kicked in.
Kaboom!
It's pops.
With the belt, mind you, I'm 15 years old.
I'm playing ball at D. High.
He has a blue rag tied around the belt.
So you know what this means.
It's the cribbing whipping.
Go ahead.
Okay, he goes.
You have to leave.
I am so disappointed in you.
I didn't never think you'd do something like this.
It's the first time I seen my dad cry.
I seen a tear drop I said,
what did I do?
What did I do?
You know what I mean?
What did I do?
So, he says,
my wife's ring is missing
and you did it.
You have to go.
I'm sorry, son, but you have to go.
I am fending for myself in these Compton streets
for about a week or two, you guys.
I link up with one of my basketball players,
Andrew Talamantes.
His family took me in my family.
For the two weeks, I was abandoned for my family.
For the two weeks, I was abandoned from my family.
So check this out.
Well, before you finish, I was just happy they didn't blame me.
They said, Kiki did it.
I was like, you're the golden child.
You didn't get blamed for shit.
True.
You didn't get blamed for nothing else that went good.
Everything that went good, it was Armand's, Kiki, you see Armand?
Guess what?
That's my brother.
Hey, guess what?
That's my brother still.
So, any of who,
Pop sees me at Tamsberger.
Uncle L.J. is with him.
I walk in with my boy Andrew Talamante,
as he says,
A Fonz, they go, yo dad right there.
I'm like, yeah, he ain't fucking with me right now,
but let's go get our food, though.
Shout out to Tamsberger in Long Beach Boulevard.
He comes out.
Pops eventually says some to me, says,
Kiki, come to the house.
we want to talk to you.
Meet us at the roundtable.
I go to the house.
My sister's sitting there.
My mom comes out.
She says, Kiki, I'm so ashamed.
I apologize for what happened.
But Asia has something to say.
And I'm sitting there like,
what is going on?
And Asia's, I'm sorry.
But I had the ring in my locker room.
I'm sorry, Kiki.
I just couldn't let it happen to you no more.
I couldn't see you out of the streets.
Okay, I came back to accents and acting.
What's going on here?
This is like us.
What we was talking about?
We was talking about me getting kicked out over my little sister
blaming me for losing a ring,
leaving it in her locker and saying I took it.
I know that siblings too.
I already know how that go.
Don't blame somebody else for you taking something.
Don't do it.
You had big Kiki, big ski in the streets.
Cold.
Not cold.
You was in the streets?
In the streets.
No, no.
They would kick us out.
And look, speaking to that, my craziest moment of doing that shit, I never forget.
I went ninth grade.
I went to school and this girl, like, she was like, you should get your ears pierce.
You'll be, like, very handsome.
You got your ears pierce.
So I was like, you know what?
I'm not even going to holl at my mom's.
I'm about just going to get my ears pierce.
She said it.
She said, I'm a little good doing it.
So I went and got my ears pierce.
And moms was tripping.
She was like, you didn't say nothing and all that?
I was just like, fuck it.
I was cleaning.
You know when you first get it?
You got to clean this shit every fucking day.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm cleaning my earring.
I dropped the motherfucker in the car late.
Mom's like coming to house.
I'm like, mom, I got to find my earring.
Because if I don't find my earring.
She ain't going to like me.
No.
Yeah, she ain't going to like me.
And my shit going to come.
close up because I just got my shit done.
She told me, get in the house.
You feel me? I was like, nah, I need to find this earring.
You feel me? Pops came
out. He's like, nigga, get the
fuck in the house. I'm like,
I'm like, all right. Yeah, you know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, fuck me.
Why do you only give you seven candles?
Because I'm seven years old today.
Join the cast of the
Rubracks. Reval.
Thank you guys. I'm not as
That's right.
Hell yeah.
That's gang shit.
Okay.
Guys, let's do it.
What?
Your hands?
Can we put it in your face?
Get the fuck.
I asked them that too.
Get the fuck.
Don't do it.
Guys, thanks so much.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, what time is it?
Do we have to wrap?
We got burritos.
We can wrap two in a second.
We've been like a round.
Okay, birthday speech.
Okay.
Let's see.
First things first.
Rest and peace, Uncle Phil.
Okay.
Nah, but really don't.
Rest of the beast.
Nah, thank you guys so much.
Oh, and the chocolate.
And we got cup.
Not the cakes of cup.
The cakes of cup is crazy.
Who ate too?
Josh!
Josh literally has one in his hands.
I swear to God, I was looking like a loo.
Y'all's so fucking ghetto.
I'm going to say that, but it looked like something missing.
It's like something missing.
It's a Pisces queen birthday.
Okay.
Okay.
I love y'all.
I love y'all.
Big fish.
Big fish.
No, I'm actually little fish
But I'll be big fish one day
I'm trying to get you the big
No, you gotta start somewhere
It's her birthday
It's my birthday
Let her swim to the cake
What?
Oh yeah, yeah
Hey, you know what?
We're gonna do it like this
It's not a go fund me
I don't do the fucking donation
Tell them your cash out
No
If you support Yazi
Send her a dollar please
Look
We're gonna make it like the
The feed the children
Let's do it like that
For one dollar
You better do it too though
Y'all better do it too
Send it
Yeah, y'all don't got to do that this
But leave me to fuck alone
Yazzie's cash app
Will be link in the goddamn description
Listen
I don't give a fuck
My birthday
I'm putting my cash up on my shirt
And see me whatever
You can't never have too much money
You can't never have too much money man
And on that note
One donation goes a long way
And if you got an oxygen tank baby
holler at me I will rock your world
and if you're rolling up
in them wheelchairs pick me up
if you want to do a drive-by
in Ralph's and you're 90 years old
and you want to give me the money
hit my DM
I need a ride
all right guys and that was this week's
episode of at the end of the
motherfucking day with A.D. Yazi and Kiki
Okie. What's our business?
