No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 21

Episode Date: February 25, 2021

At the end of the day, we all knew it was going to happen. AD hosts his new weekly podcast on No Jumper with Yassy with special guest: KeeKee FOLLOW AD https://instagram.com/iitsad https://twitter.com.../iitsad FOLLOW Yassy https://instagram.com/yassytv FOLLOW KeeKee https://instagram.com/2cckeekee ---- No Jumper News Discord: https://discord.gg/ajntTVY FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ Follow us on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/NOJUMPEROFFICIAL/ http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What it do? What a DZ. Welcome back to at the end of the day with AD and Yassie and we got Kiki in the building. Kiki is always here. He's not a guest no more. Yeah, he's not. He's a honorary member. Yeah. That's right. Kiki, you just celebrated a birthday. Man, and it was one of the best ones, I shall say. Okay. What'd you do? I went to Las Vegas.
Starting point is 00:00:27 You love Vegas. it's like fucking home for me man it's just like the energy the light the love you know what i mean it's just like fucking heaven thank you for asking about my birthday man of course the only reason i didn't ask is because i wanted to ask on camera oh guess what and it was fucking great okay we we pice's gang my brother got me out here drinking a repasado is shit you feel i'm saying skee look at him ski what Why do people got a problem with Pisces so much? I think it's because, like, we loving and demanding at the same time.
Starting point is 00:01:04 No, because, like, and we're very intuitive. My big homie just was just like, yeah, just the lay boy hate Pisces. I just like, why is it? I don't get it. We are crazy, though. But I fuck with all Pisces, though. Hell yeah. I don't understand.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Yeah, but like to be in a relationship with the Pisces, you have to be strong. Yeah, true. People say that about Ares, though. We'd be having meltdowns. But we have like, we have like meltdowns. Yeah. Yeah. We do.
Starting point is 00:01:28 We do. We have a meltdowns too. Yeah. Nothing to do. But they're more like, they're like passive. They're like passive, aggressive. So like they'll be mad about something and they're like sweep it under the rug,
Starting point is 00:01:39 sweep it under the rug. For sure. And take that one thing and it'd be small and they go ballistic. My granny told me that my whole life she was like let stuff out because like my grandpa used to have ulcers and stuff like that because we used to. Shout out to the guy. Yeah, RP Granny. We used to hold and stuff in.
Starting point is 00:01:57 And I'm wondering the people like, I'll just. hold it in, hold it in, hold it in, hold it in, but when I go off, I'm the... It's over. Yeah, it's over. Well, yeah, that suits you. You always been like that. Yeah. A little hot head, but you're holding it in. No, but it takes time for me to get...
Starting point is 00:02:11 Yeah, till it finally erupts. I'm gonna get you, sucker. Oh, yeah. And then it's built over. Yes. Nick, always been like that, though. Hell yeah, man. How would your weekend, AD?
Starting point is 00:02:22 Man, shit was cool. Nigger was just, um... Like I said, nigga was just doing rapper shit, man. You know what I'm saying? I was in the studio of rumor That's why I got his fucking mask on today Okay He said wear the fucking mask
Starting point is 00:02:33 I said you know what I'm gonna do the shit Shout out to rumor Yeah and then I did the video With fucking Draco and Big Sat Shout to Cyprus Marino Hey yeah yeah We was in studio last night too She was lit
Starting point is 00:02:45 Rapper shit Yazi Okay Take a sip What did I do this weekend That's what yeah You knew it was coming Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:02:54 What did I do this weekend I went to the studio. Okay. I went to the studio. Fire? With my friend. She's a songwriter. No, she's a songwriter.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Okay. So I just went with her to a session. I got very, very drunk. You know how I do in true Yazis style. Was it the Hennie or the Julio? No, it was Jameson, yeah. Jameson. Jameson is not bad.
Starting point is 00:03:21 No, it's not good, though. I never had Jameson. Wait a minute. That shit is not right. They have a drink call up. That shit not right. They got a drink called a pickleback, and it's very great. What's that?
Starting point is 00:03:30 You get pickle juice with Jamison. You drink the Jamison, you take the pickle juice as a shot. It's fucking amazing. That sounds tough. It's amazing. That sounds like some pickleback. That sounds like some struggle shit. No, it's a ckelo with line juice and then Jameson with pickle juice.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Yeah. No, trust me, it sounds bad, but it's like, it's a, it's a hidden gym. The only, I don't know. Is Jameson that drink? I don't want to butcher this name. God, please forgive me. I'm going to. There's a drink with the, you take like the little glass, you put it in a big glass.
Starting point is 00:04:02 A Yeager bomb. I was not to say doppelganger. Dopplegangers. I don't know. And I didn't want to say it because I'm like, I'm like, not. It sounds similar but different, you know? I used to have a Yeager machine and that shit is trash. It tastes like black licorish.
Starting point is 00:04:17 What is that? I can't. Yager tastes like black liquorish to me. Do you like black licorice? I don't eat licorish. I've never tried it. I don't think. Buka?
Starting point is 00:04:27 No, Zamboca, what's that? Mm-mm, no, I don't... Fuck. Josh, you real, man. Black licorice is trash. Dun, done. You never had no red vines? Mm-mm.
Starting point is 00:04:38 You ain't never fucking no Twizzlers? Yeah. Well, that's some form of a licorice. Okay. Yeah. I don't really fuck with twizzers like that, though. Like, that wasn't my candy of choice. It's just like when some people say, I don't like orange juice, but I like Sunny D.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Huh. Sunny juice is crazy, though. But it's... Same shape of four. It is, but sunny these do it's It's a little different You know what I'm saying? It's just like the, uh, Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pied
Starting point is 00:05:01 It's as you know It's some slight differences with it. You know what I mean? When I was younger, I used to think Coke and Pepsi was the same. But they different. Are you a Coke girl or a Pepsi girl? I'm a Coke girl. But they be hitting a little different at times.
Starting point is 00:05:16 No, but as an adult, I realize that they taste different. You got what you got you some Hispanic food with a Coca-Cola. Skiy! Wait, why did you just throw a little? an accent on it like splash. Come on now, you know it's all about the sprinkle. Everything is about the sprinkling. You know what I mean? Sprinkling swag on it.
Starting point is 00:05:33 You guys too. And then like, hold on. Like, granny cooking the fried chicken with a Pepsi. Oh my God. Oh, yeah. Come on now. It's just how you, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:44 It's just how you, come on now. Like, if I was going to fish market fried, I'm getting a Pepsi for sure. You know it's crazy. I used to really love soda and I just don't like it no more. Yeah, you ain't with that. Gingerill? Gingerill?
Starting point is 00:05:56 Gingerill, for sure. Gingerill is it? But I had to learn my lesson with Gingerill. Why? I drink like nine in a day. What? Yeah, I had like the runs for the whole fucking day. I was shitting like a motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Gingerill is not good. It's good in moderation. Yeah, you're not supposed to, everything is good in moderation. You're not supposed to do a lot of anything. But I didn't think Gingerill was going to take me out like that. You're not even supposed to drink a lot of water, like an excess amount of water. I don't know about that. You don't think you can't get enough.
Starting point is 00:06:24 We're made of what? 60, 70% water? Yeah, I do not to say drink a lot like in, but you have to really overdo it though.
Starting point is 00:06:30 I'm being dramatic. I'm being dramatic. Nine of them for sure was overdue. Yeah, you definitely overdid it with the He cleanses this whole system. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:06:36 that was like a real colon cleanse. I was on a toilet crying damn there. Oh, Lord. Yeah, that was bad. Shit. That does sound bad.
Starting point is 00:06:44 But you know what else sounds bad? What? Tiger Woods situation. Honestly, I just heard he got in the crash. I didn't know it was like. No, it was like,
Starting point is 00:06:53 it's serious. So like, is he going to be able walk or is he going to be like dr strange i mean from the statement that i read it sounds like he's probably going to be in a wheelchair damn yeah he's got the rest of his life i don't know he's got stilts in his legs and like screws and stuff like forest yeah so okay damn shut out man come on tiger yeah no but it's really bad did you see the picture of the car yeah yeah i get to get him out with the joy of life yeah i thought y'all was on some whole of the
Starting point is 00:07:23 shit this is serious no yeah No, Tiger. No, Tiger. Yeah. I'm taking a shot for Tiger right now. You got to. I mean. Tiger's that guy.
Starting point is 00:07:32 And I need you to pull through, man. Pull through for the motherfucking culture and your kids, man. Do it. Are you ready or no? No, no, I'm sipping this. Oh, Lord. I thought we was tipping and you sip in. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Yeah, it's really bad. No, because I'm really like visualized. I did look at this shit, but I was like, oh, he's going to be all right. Yeah. Damn. But, but I mean, the nigger won so much. He's like the face of. of PGA.
Starting point is 00:07:56 For sure. You know, he can retire right now. Yeah. He caused a gang of friction, too. People thinking they're the best, but you can't, like, them, them records he got, stats don't lie. Nah, no, no. And golfing is, like, real therapeutic, man.
Starting point is 00:08:11 I look, he liked that shit. You've golfed before? Yeah, golf. I do tennis, man. You love golf, too? Coughing is cool. Golfing seems so simple, but that shit is hard as fuck. You think it's a game.
Starting point is 00:08:23 I just feel like I'm too loud to be able to go. course for real and I play too much I play too fucking much they'd be mad as half that should have been late that should be so funny though I'd be fucking with people trying to get them to miss it like miss their little holding one thing they for show you they're gonna ban you from the country club for show here you yelling out strike strike you're out motherfucker yesy yes but like a lot of a lot of business deals happen on the golf course so that's why a lot of people like Like, try to get acquainted with that, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:08:58 But I'm on the tennis right now, though. How is that? It's a lot of cardio. That's such a rich sport. Well, the big leagues. I'm playing. Nah, but tennis for show for show, though, that shit is, it's like, I did not think it was as crazy. Like, the cardio and shit like that.
Starting point is 00:09:15 That shit is wild, bro. Bro, you got to run back and forth up the court and shit. Hell, yeah. But I'm so fucking strong with the racket. I always knocked the motherfucking ball. I was just about to say pretty, yeah. out the goddamn parking shit like that. And I'm trying to be more elegant
Starting point is 00:09:27 when I swing that shit. I'm like, my nigga. Yeah, bro, I can barely tap them above that shit. That shit on it, man. See you two, two, too, too, too. Yeah, no, no, no, no. So you're just playing it just to play? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Okay. We have an idea. We're trying to start up like a league so we can have like a DJ, get uniforms and shit, turn this into like some big events and shit. With tennis. Yeah, with tennis.
Starting point is 00:09:51 What? You just want to have a party. But you know, that shit. Is it too, We do this. We do this. We're cracking. One-on-one.
Starting point is 00:09:55 No, like some real team shit. Like, hey, you got your team. We got our team. What would y'all be called? Um, I don't know. I got to think about that. What about the Yazis? Y'Asys.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Y'all should be the Yazis. Yeah, you could be our mascot for sure. Maskot. Yeah, that's good. I want to be no damn mascot. Mascots is dope. Mascots? Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:14 The niggas that wear the hot, sweaty suits? We will make a suit of you. That's dumb. No, it's not. That's dumb. You want to be the own representative of your fucking mascot. You're a team. You got to take it to another level.
Starting point is 00:10:30 I don't think that'll give me good bragging rights. Yes, it is. I'm a mascot. What do you do? I'm a master. No, no, no, no, no. You're not a mascot. I'm the mascot.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Listen, the likeness of me is this mascot for this team. And the team is named after me. That's some real ball of shit right there. And then listen, the mascot here is going to be done like a motherfucker. You feel me? Motherfair's going to look at the mascot like, that's a badass mascot right there. It's going to up you. I'm trying to help you.
Starting point is 00:11:05 No, it can't be me. No. Where's my puff? This would be the perfect time when I smoke a puff. And if you had your puff. Oh, my God. It'll really be a part of the mascot? No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:11:18 This is what you see for me? No, no, no, no, no. You're the coach. When y'all strike out? I'm going to give me a mask I'm playing tennis I'm going to give me a mascot there though
Starting point is 00:11:30 how does tennis work how you get out what you mean oh you have to get hit by the ball that's dodge ball no you don't that's dodge ball you gotta get hit by the ball
Starting point is 00:11:41 no but like the mascot shit though like I'm gonna make my own because I always one and one I should be a yogi bear and a blue shirt that'd be great that'd be great for sure we need the two C baby mascot yeah that's what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:11:52 we're gonna get the two C baby mascot baby logo and shit like that you know what I'm saying but I see my homie Pelo do that shit every time he has an event the motherfucker mascot walks around and the dope shit to me about being a mascot is that nobody knows who the fuck it is under you can be your true self though you feel what I'm saying yeah you can do flips
Starting point is 00:12:10 you can rob a nigga you can you can do anything So when are you gonna like be spider cuss Spider Cuzz is from New York I want to be Cuzz Light Year Oh yeah cause Lighter that was Cuzz Light Year wow Yeah, because light heroes fire. Kiki, you need a superhero.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Me? You need a superhero to be. Damn. I think I would like make my like, I would come up with one. Yeah, I think I'm creative. Crip crazy. Oh shit. What is your superpower that's Crip crazy?
Starting point is 00:12:38 I just know how to Crip Walk. Like I just, just Crip Walk. Like on demand. That's something that you can practice. Fighting crime, one dance at a time. No, because some people practice so much and still don't have it. Like, and we know it. That is true.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Have you ever tried your trip walk? Tell the truth. No, no. Okay, I got a power. Go ahead. I got a power. I could go anywhere and not be fucked with. You can also.
Starting point is 00:13:04 You can do that now. You can also practice that as well. That's why I'm putting it in my power. Do you know what I'm saying? Because it fits me. That's your power now. The Crip Shug. The Crip Shug.
Starting point is 00:13:13 You can also be there. Speaking of Shug. Where's my cigar? Speaking of Shug, have you, have y'all seen that Hulu documentary, hip hop uncovered. Yeah, shout out to the big homie, big year. That shit is so fucking good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:29 It's so good. I'm going to tune in tonight. I'm not going to lie. I'm going to watch it tonight. No, you have to. It's crazy. Like, all the stories that they tell and, like, the way hip hop was like, breath, this shit is so cool.
Starting point is 00:13:38 But see, it's like, it's kind of like what we've been saying is the politics and how shit work and how the shit doing that. And, you know, big you behind the scenes is somebody who cares. You know what I'm saying? Like about the culture. And also, bro, he do so much for the kids and shit. Yeah. Like, he don't want people to come do all those other shit.
Starting point is 00:13:58 He'll be like, listen, I got a banquet for the kids. I need everybody to pull up. And every time everybody pulls up. It's shit that's not being shown that he did, like, he do too, though. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And he's so smart and so well-spoken. Like, it's really, really, it's dope to see.
Starting point is 00:14:12 I just knew it was going to be some shit, though. Because I saw Haitian Jack in there. I was like, how do they get Haitian Jack on camera? I mean, they got all the shot callers and let them know. That circle. You feel me? It's all it is, is a tap-in.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Yeah, that shit is actually dope. It's so good. There's a couple of other documentaries on there. I ain't going to lie. Let me, go ahead. I've been stuck on the fucking Cecil Hotel. That's what I've been stuck on. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:14:37 No lie. That's what I've been stuck in. If you didn't tap in, if you didn't tap in, you got to. But see, correct me if I'm wrong, are you all familiar with American Horror Story? Yeah. Was the hotel season based off the Cecil Hotel? It was based off of the hotel just being fucked.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Okay. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I heard this is some crazy shit at the Csso Hotel. Yeah, that shit is serious. It's more interesting, like, the history of the hotel. Freaks me out. As opposed to what they're trying to, like, push as the story.
Starting point is 00:15:03 Shout out the pun, because he literally tells me about every fucking documentary. I feel like he watches them all. You know what's when I am watching, though. This guy was just, like, killing so many people in L.A. At one time. The fucking does. Man. He stayed at the CISO Hotel.
Starting point is 00:15:18 He stayed at there. For real? Yeah. Yeah. I got to really tap in. now. Yep. Richard Ramirez, Ted Bundy. Scandless. They showed all the cities. I was crazy. I was like, damn.
Starting point is 00:15:30 That shit was wild. Yeah, it's crazy. That manager, she'd be flipping me out though on that show. She did that shit. I'm jacking. It was her. I'm putting that on her. Do you think Carol Baskin killed her husband? Carol did that shit. Carol did that shit. Damn. Carol did that shit.
Starting point is 00:15:46 You still team Joe? No, fuck Joe. I actually sent up a video of Joe. saying some racist ass shit. I didn't think he was that ass. I was like, oh, shit. We don't tolerate that. We don't tolerate that. We don't jack that.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Ain't it funny that he just had the limo outside. Thought he was going to get pardon? It didn't go nowhere. And he didn't go no fucking where. He just knew Trump was going to sign that papers and get him out. You feel me? Whoopsy. I know he probably mad at hell.
Starting point is 00:16:13 And speaking of people out, man, Bobby Smirder is back to Loki himself. Bobby bitch. Bobby bitch. Oh, you ain't now. And I like how. He's being celebrated. That's what you're supposed to do with somebody that holds it down. You feel me?
Starting point is 00:16:27 Real shit. He didn't just hold it down. He took extra time to make sure his boy got less time. You feel me? And I don't know too many people that would do that shit. Ain't realer than that. You feel I'm saying? Get back to your family.
Starting point is 00:16:41 I'll do this. And the fact, what do you get, 3 million Instagrams followers? 3.2. Like overnight? That's how you show somebody. You do the right thing. you get rewarded. Everybody needs to stream
Starting point is 00:16:53 whatever the fuck you got coming out. Get him top of the charts. You feel what I'm saying? Get him back cracking. Get him to the top. Make him larger than life. Make this nigga Drake status
Starting point is 00:17:03 because he deserves it and the kids need to see this is how shit is done. And shout out to him doing his time, man. You feel I'm saying? Straight up. Didn't fold. Didn't fold.
Starting point is 00:17:12 We talked about Martha Stewart doing that shit too. Oh yeah, she did do that. Yeah, she didn't tell. She didn't fold. You know what I mean? My whole thing is if you, you know,
Starting point is 00:17:20 you got the balls do something you got to do some crimes and shit like that be willing to do the time you know what I'm sure yeah and a lot of people don't get like like the cr-they still get bashed when they get out for doing that crime but at the end of the day like come on man you could go to the fucking pool pit and repent
Starting point is 00:17:35 for your sins don't bash this person he did his time might have learned his lesson straight up needs to be more people forgiving and shit like that ski but you ain't getting forgiven for snitching and being a rat and this out now that right there you need your ass whoops period yeah don't run into meat
Starting point is 00:17:50 I like how Little Dirk's handling that whole situation. It's very graceful. Not saying too much. I told I told a couple of people that's into that shit, like, just be quiet. Silence is the best revenge in that state of form right there.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Until you run into somebody that don't give a fuck. It's just so antagonizing, though. Like, I could not imagine. Because it's like, it's one thing to say one time. It's one thing to do it twice. Three times. It's like an ongoing thing, so. I'm, I'm, It probably gets frustrating, but you can't say nothing.
Starting point is 00:18:23 But see, honestly, you feel me? It's just like, just when somebody says something bad about any of us when it comes to no jumper, we don't get fucking mad about the shit. You know what I'm saying? Because guess what? You don't, I don't have to run into you. You feel me? I don't know yourself.
Starting point is 00:18:40 I'm only going to chip. I don't run into a nigga at the bank. I don't run into a nigga at the grocery stores where I go to. I don't run into the niggas of spots I'll be. I don't run into the niggas of the club. So why would I even let that shit affect me? You feel me? You can have all the status.
Starting point is 00:18:52 But I can sleep at light knowing that you will not be around me one-on-one. You will shit your pants. For real, for real. Niggas be doing too much woofing and not enough doing. Dude is a blessing for 2021 y'all right now because y'all need to see that this is not the way to go. This is witness protection. You feel what I'm saying? At its highest rate.
Starting point is 00:19:15 And once you with the boys and all that, guess what? Hey, you can walk right past me, brother. Get on. I don't want to get life for touching you. You can curse me out. You can say whatever the fuck you want, whatever. Let's keep it going. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:19:30 Straight up. Yeah, like, nah. I respect it. Man, Nip, rest in peace. He said, on the situation, you feel me? We're not even supposed to get clowns shitting no attention at all. And, you know? It's not looking good for that, man.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Look, I mean, nothing to do with me, John. Man, that's sad, though. Yeah, I mean. You was on top. Then you just, damn, decisions, decisions. It's just, like, movie shit. Like, it's just, like, almost, like, not real life. Unreal.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Nothing surprised me in 2021. Yeah, not me either. I'm not going to hold you. But he needs his ass whoop still. Yeah, I wouldn't say that. Can't forget about that. I will. I'll say it.
Starting point is 00:20:13 I will say other things, but I'm going to keep it off the kinnam. You know what I'm saying? It's the ski mask for me. It's making me feel in What's it making who feel? AC going on, yeah, you feel it? It's cool. I really feel like a superhero now.
Starting point is 00:20:27 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. So what is, like, what would you do? Superpowers. Wait, wait, wait, let's do it like this. I'm going to get to me last. If you had, you can get any superpower in the world. What would yours be?
Starting point is 00:20:39 Teleport. Does teleport anywhere? Yep. There's a movie like that called Jumper, and that was actually dope. Probably going to watch it. What would you do? I want to be invisible whenever I want.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Why would you want to be invisible? Because right now, if we were just sitting here, I would just snap, I'm out of here. And then I'd take them headphones off your head. And then I'd start, I'd open this water bottle and I'd pour it in Kiki's cup. I'd put on Kiki's hat. So you just want to be invisible to fuck of people. Yeah, I just want to fuck with y'all. I want to have superhuman strength.
Starting point is 00:21:15 I want to be able to just bust out like the Kool-A man everywhere. Oh, shit. Yeah, like, push. I'm here, knock down the walls and shit. I would be invisible, so. I'd be right behind you, fucking with you. What if I accidentally hit you if you're invisible? No, I wouldn't be around you.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Like, I'd have to assess the situation, for real. If you're about to go crazy, no, I don't need to be there. But if you're just sitting here like this, I know you, come on. I just go like this. And then I just like, look. Then I just fly. Flying would be good as well. Oh, put my cup.
Starting point is 00:21:49 up and take a show but if I could fly though I would really be like robbing banks and shit yo just think about it you get walk out no you walk out you get with the money they're gonna say put your hands up please I'm teleporting you know what I'm saying why you setting it up I'm teleporting I'm already back there oh yeah that's a good one though I'll be right in front of you I just want to put people so how much do you want out to tell her just give me 600 and I didn't got 600 thousand out the back bro the movie jump like that like literally literally you see a picture where you want to go it could be like France you go see the picture they just jump right in there too oh you know what that's fire
Starting point is 00:22:29 yeah watch a movie that shit's crazy yeah yeah we got out yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's the nigga from um star wars Anakin Skywalker he the nigga what's the name thank you Josh because for show way bro brought up Star Wars oh Hayden This thing, oh. Like, wait, this is an old nigga do. Yeah, jumpers for show. It's called Samuel Jackson there, too. Samuel and Jackson, like every fucking movie.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Samuel Jackson. He takes a row. He's a motherfucker, man. But he gets the bag for every row, though. Yeah, he do. That's very true. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Yeah. Man, if you need a young one, man, I'll let me ski. You said, what? You're a young Samuel. I'll be young Samuel. I thought I heard something there. Me too. Man, what are you?
Starting point is 00:23:14 Take the headphones off. You all need to take your headphones off. I hide one off. That's the problem. I don't even want to repeat what I thought you said. No. No, I'm going to, look, I'm going to leave it alone. Please.
Starting point is 00:23:24 I'm going to leave it alone. Please. I can't play my brother like that. Hey, I ain't the other. I'm your brother. Shit. Big Schee don't play like that. Hey, shout out to everybody that's watching right now.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Tune in, you feel me? Some real life shit going on. We love y'all. I know I do. The people's champ, big ski, you know what I mean? Hey, man, guess what? There's nobody like y'all. No.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Straight up. There's nobody like you. They can try to be you, but they can't do it. Guess what? Have a toast. Let's do it. Because there ain't nobody like you, Yazi. I know.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Can't nobody do what we do. Okay. Shout out to the no jumper crew. Shout out to no jumper crew. Today is a very special person's birthday. Ooh. Look. She's over here.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Yazi. Put your goddamn glasses. It's driving me out of my birthday. mind that's why it's hard for me to find. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's your moment.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Hold on. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. It's like so close. Yo, it's really the negativity on this side for me. Hold on. You can't have a birthday. You can't.
Starting point is 00:24:41 It's your birthday or not. It's just my birthday or not. No, my birthday is Saturday. Why they told me it's today? If you had a gift to me, If you had a gift today, like I would have took it, though. I have a gift for you on Saturday. For my loks on.
Starting point is 00:24:54 I thought it was your birthday. Okay, yeah, it is my birthday, though. Like, to them it's my birthday. Next time they see me, I'll be 24. So we should, yeah, we got to make sure we see you Friday. It's your birthday. Oh, Friday. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:05 I'm a little busy. Look, bars. Oh, no, I'm a little. No, I'm a little. Friday. I'm a little busy. No, I'm a little busy. No, I'm a pop in.
Starting point is 00:25:17 What you got, dates or something? Dates on my birthday? No, it's about me. That's the best time to get dates. No, I don't date. Wow. All of a sudden. I don't.
Starting point is 00:25:28 I don't date. You ain't doing no dating, man. Man, listen, niggas is supposed to take you out for your birthday. Like this. I can take myself out, you know. Are you on that independent woman shit, huh? Yes, sir. I'm independent.
Starting point is 00:25:45 I'm an independent woman. Independent contractor. No. Speaking of independent, Drake was still independent, right? Yep. Fire. Bro.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Yeah, got to take a shot for that. You got to take a shot for that. Yo, he had a Drake feature and a Don Tolliver feature and named the song Don Tolliver. Bars. That's, he went crazy. Bion, bra, bra, bian, bough, bough, bian. Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:10 That was crazy. That shit is fire. That was crazy. The album, the album is fucking fire too. I wish we had a bomb. So I could be like DJ Clue. Drop a bomb for him. And you know Drake don't give niggas as features like that
Starting point is 00:26:22 He always makes show with somebody special He just, and he announced it early And the feature still came out And then I seen niggas just like, yeah That's why Drake didn't post your shit And then Drake posted it Exactly I think it's I think Drake like come at you for your respect
Starting point is 00:26:37 Like you feel I'm saying Like he's not just going No matter who you are in the game I think he really taps in and be like You know what Instead of just saying this person needs it I respect it. You get what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:26:49 Drake would make a fire A&R. Oh man, that'll be bananas. You'd be putting... I'm waving a cut album, too, though. Drake's shit? Yeah. Every time, he makes his weight. Drake ain't never missed, man.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Never. He ain't never missed. Never. I ain't never, nah. I don't think there's any Drake song that I've ever heard that I don't like. But people doubt them now, though. Why?
Starting point is 00:27:11 People just been acting like, oh, and he ain't coming with it. That's crazy. We're talking about this right here because our, this. This is the dude who made me like listen to him. I swear, I used to be like, man, why are you, like, you hear, he's singing like at the same thing. He was like, Kiki.
Starting point is 00:27:26 You're just looking at Drake. Yeah. Close your eyes and listen to what he's saying. That's exactly what he told me. And ever since then, I'm like, bro, he is hard. He's dog. Yeah, no, Drake, one of the best. Never forget that shit.
Starting point is 00:27:39 No, because you can't. About time. You can't take, you can't take nothing away from somebody that can do. all of that shit. He, like, he really created that lane. Jaru was close to that. Mm-hmm. And then 50 came in, white cut, and then Drake came in.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Not wife. Not wife. No, let me tell you something. Jarlu, you can't take nothing away from him. He was coming with record. Records, records, but it was more towards the women and shit. And 50 came out the way he came out. I smell pussy.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Is that you or I smell pussy? on top of them having legal problems going on. John and them, we didn't know this shit then. The fans was watching them niggas when 50 was going crazy. Okay. You know what I'm saying? And the way that he came and then 50 ended up doing the melodic shit too. Yep.
Starting point is 00:28:33 So it was just like, damn, nigga, took us out with this shit. Destined for singing and made it for singing. Yep. The art of war. Art of War. The art of war. That's not true. I'm gonna just take your bitches.
Starting point is 00:28:49 That's what 50 said. That's a fact. I'm just saying better than you. Yeah. I'm just telling the gangster story better than you. It's funny because he's really a whole, like you never see the actor musician transition go well, but it did for Drake because it usually doesn't go that well. Right. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:29:05 They always do the opposite. They always, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But guess what? But guess what? Guess what? It's dope because those opportunities are opportunities to see who somebody like can fold.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Mm-hmm. Shout out to Lil Dicky, man, giving a little bro the shot, man. That show. That show was so good. The Little Dickie show is, that Dave shit, that shit is... Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Bitch-ass, nigga. That's a good show. It's... Oh, my God. Not the... You know what it is? It's sliding with the shit now. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:29:38 You know what I'm saying? It's covering my ears. Yeah. Skiy! Nah, that shit's sitting there and sliding. What else been going on? What you think, Gassi. Pushaiste was doing an interview, and he said that Gucci made had compared him to Drake. Shout out to my brother's Gilly and Wallow. I'm not going to lie. I was having a conversation the other day, and I said, Pushaistee is holding it down for the young
Starting point is 00:30:03 niggis right now. He's making a little noise. He's making a lot of noise. But you know the thing is, too, is that I've seen that and Pushisi was basically like Gucci tripping by saying that, but it takes somebody that believe in you that way and sit there and tell you, this is how I look at you, that'll make somebody go, okay, I need to be this person and go harder
Starting point is 00:30:26 and shit like that, and I feel like right now he's one of the hottest niggas out right now. If you don't think that push-hice, he's like one of the hottest newer artists out right now, you hate him for sure. Like that, like, he's dead ass nice. Like, he's nice. No, he's super nice. And, like, I feel like
Starting point is 00:30:42 he's carving like a lane almost for himself. Because I don't think nobody sounds like him. And I think the delivery of what he's saying is different from what I heard. That's what I get you through. You know what I'm saying? When you don't sound like nobody else.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Yeah. Especially, and when you knew, that's what really like get you through. When the niggie would be like, bro, he don't sound like nobody. Shout out to Pushai. And I think he's like riding the momentum really well. Like, you know, niggas will get hot
Starting point is 00:31:06 and then they like, they want to give you a break. Then they want to drop a project. No, he's right. He's striking. Anybody that can get hot during COVID, I give it to them because the shows is gone. Unless you collect an Atlanta bag right now or a little bit of Texas bag, that shit is ugly.
Starting point is 00:31:23 It's ugly for a lot of people too. And it's motherfucking tax time. I know a lot of people are stressing all right now. And you know that the crazy thing about taxes? You know what happens when you can't pay? What's up? You can always find somebody to lay with to fund your taxes. Oh my God, yo.
Starting point is 00:31:38 That's not good advice. Yes, it is. Hey, when you're back against the wall, you'd be surprised what people would do. Nope. I've been there before. Nope, nope. You ain't never been down them streets? No.
Starting point is 00:31:55 I can't be able to talk about it. Struggles. I mean, like, I was always taught to, like, just work hard. Look, I got a homeboy right now, right? He's with the tax lady. Smart man. That's fine. No, but that's not, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good, banness.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Not to put my guy as Ben Nyee out there. No, we don't know who he is. Like, he takes care of home on his job. Right. On the 24. Okay. Okay. But he's, and he's keeping it real.
Starting point is 00:32:24 He said, hey, check this out. Baby, I know the tax lady. We're about to get an extra. Mm-mm-mm. Keep your mouth closed. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna be able to buy you that burking.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Stop smirking. Fucking shot. Get you a tax lady. Look, I might have to get a tax lady then. Get you a tax lady, man. Where do I find them? Where do they hang out? What do I hang out?
Starting point is 00:32:52 At the local malls. At the local malls? Yeah, they get the, uh, what's that one store? The pretzel. The, what's your pretzel? Yeah, there it is. He said that one store. The pretzel.
Starting point is 00:33:03 I would say they ain't at Cineabon. No. Oh, Cine Bunch. Tacks women like pretzels. Okay. Is this a phone? Fun fact. This is a real true fact.
Starting point is 00:33:13 You don't know it's fucked up. You don't know what thing my uncle told me one time? What's that? He was like, I don't know why you be fucking with these young girls. He said, you need to get you on with an oxygen tank how to write you in the will. I was like, Jesus Christ. That's technically the same thing that I used to assume when girls would be like, oh, I wish I had a sugar daddy. No, but just imagine you meeting a woman.
Starting point is 00:33:36 She got the oxygen tank. You feel? she probably got 17 days to live That's like what Anna Nicole did So what if you're like In Las Vegas on the strip With your boo And she pulls up in the wheelchair
Starting point is 00:33:51 Like No I'm ready babe And she's in the wheelchair Like getting free drinks She's at all the I mean I think you got an oxygen tank You ain't worried about Vegas or drinking
Starting point is 00:34:04 I'm not gonna lie If I'm on an oxygen tank The first place I'm going is Vegas For what? Oh shit. I'm gonna ride this shit out. What's you gonna cat daddy down to the mall and shit? Cat daddy.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Nah. That was crazy. But he was telling me though, he said, here, he'll do that. And the kids will look at them because they're older. Like, you don't like my mom. You feel me? And he just be like, mm-mm, put them in the wheel. You're here for the first and the 15th.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Yeah. You're only here for the first and the 15th, did? That's a bad spot to be in, though. Like, imagine your mom's like 80. She's in a wheelchair She's in a wheelchair. She's... And she got a young nigga.
Starting point is 00:34:41 You know? Like 22. She got a nigga in my age. I'm gonna be like, y'all. Just think about it. That young 23-year-old nigga knocking down your 80-year-old mama. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:34:51 But she's happy because she ain't been touched in 20 years. You feel me? Kiki, keep the shoulders. Oh, man. She ain't... Hey, it's a double-ed sword, though, because your 80-year-old mama, right.
Starting point is 00:35:07 She's getting her group. roof back her last 16 days on earth. Cut changing diapers. For the show, he got to change diapers with the 80 year old. He's changing the tanks. So I think that young man might deserve everything he's benefiting from. He's changing diapers. The initial, the initial motivation to even deal with her is to get those things.
Starting point is 00:35:28 But women do it all the time, no. They get these old ass men. That's women. Fly them out. I don't know who y'all talking about. No, we're just speaking to, we're talking about. Come on now. No, it's never you.
Starting point is 00:35:39 We're just speaking in general. It'd be a, it'd be a 22, 22, 23 year old girl with a nigga that got nothing but gums and just a bag. You feel me? It's catching flights and not feeling. Catching, mad bag, mad bag. No, but the same thing goes for them. You don't want this nigga because you like this next. No, but we look at it differently in society and shit.
Starting point is 00:35:58 Like, if I see a young girl with an older man, I'm like, I know what she's doing. If you see a young nigga with a lady with an oxygen tank, You're going to be like, this is a cold nigga. You might call the police on him. No, hell, no. Some people will. No, I just think that y'all both doing the same thing. You know what I think? Somebody got a good credit score. Yes.
Starting point is 00:36:19 Oh, if you got a good credit score, I have great credit. You do? Yeah, I do. I'm all to say. Because some people, Tesla, you can't, if you don't got over 600, don't even hit me up. I don't care what you look like.
Starting point is 00:36:32 I have over a 7th. So we can get a Tesla in your name. No, no. Let's holler after. Could the doors go this way? Hey, for that? Ski. And people need to know about their goddamn credit, man.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Credit is the most important shit. First thing I started building. For real. You smart. And I think that they should put that shit in school. Oh, 100%. Yeah, because motherfuckers come out. They go to college.
Starting point is 00:36:56 They get all these student loans. They take all these loans out and shit like that. And they'd be paying that shit. Like, yeah, that shit is fucked up. Yep, I could never. You're lucky, though. Who taught you this shit? My mother.
Starting point is 00:37:09 Your mom is dope. She said you can get a credit card when you're 17 years old. And all you can do every month is get your nails done, your manicure, your pedicure, and you paid off. Oh, Lord. I started like that. And I paid off. I paid it off. We got a homie name, Anthony.
Starting point is 00:37:24 A. Smooth. Shout out to A. Smooth, man. I remember this nigga got a credit card. You know what he did? What? He went and got a Mustang. Oh.
Starting point is 00:37:30 An orange and Mustang. And he used to take everybody to Denny's every fucking two or three days, right? First day he got the Mustang. We ride in the Mustang with him. He drop us off. Somebody shoots at his Mustang. Bow. Yep. Hole in his Mustang.
Starting point is 00:37:44 He ends up wrecking the Mustang. Gabe's here. Gabe, CC. What's the name? What's the name? It must be the food. So look, though, my thing is, with that story, A Smooth, he pops up with the motherfucking Mustang, right?
Starting point is 00:38:00 Yeah. But I'm with A Smooth that morning. You feel what I'm saying? It's raining. We're walking down fucking. And what is this shit? Firestone, Firestone Boulevard. We're walking.
Starting point is 00:38:11 It's raining. Cut like, Kiki, I got this credit card. Come on. We bust it right into a car dealership. This is the real fucking story, like real life story. And he's like, hold on, man.
Starting point is 00:38:24 The dude said we might be able to get something. I'm like, all right, do pull up with the burnt orange Mustang. Right. I'm like, hold on, bro. The homie about the, the homie. What?
Starting point is 00:38:36 pulled off this credit card bought so much clothes so much food he took us at Denny's a million time I think we ate everything on Denny's just because of that credit card
Starting point is 00:38:50 he used to be like oh yeah you know we could we're like I'm treating And you know what we used to do it's the stupidest shit ever He used to be four or five homies in the car and everybody used to do this shit to the music Just move like this
Starting point is 00:39:01 Why? I don't know We just do this Oh like on purpose Like this Just look around like I mean, that's exciting when you're young, I'm sure. Just doing shit like this?
Starting point is 00:39:10 My friend just got a Mustang like we outside. But you're moving like this. Yeah, moving like a dickhead, yeah. It's dumb. Actually, this is cool. No, I fuck with this. Someone clipped this. Oh, hey, oh, whoa.
Starting point is 00:39:25 You guys got a freestyle if you're going to do shit like that. It's your birthday. You got a freestyle. It's your birthday. You're a rapper now. No, I'm not. And they already took my joy away. So it's like, fuck it.
Starting point is 00:39:39 It's my birthday here. They hate you. Because they won't see me till next Wednesday. Damn, you're going to next Wednesday? I'll be going to November. There's a show every Wednesday. I'm just playing. I'm just playing.
Starting point is 00:39:51 No, no, no, no. Oh, man. What else we got going on? Let's talk. Guess what? Mm-hmm. I'm still, like, shocked with that tiger shit, bro. I'm not even going to lie.
Starting point is 00:40:04 I'm sorry, but that kind of blew me away. Like, God damn. It's crazy. Yeah, that's fucking. up, man. We need to home me back. Straight up. Real shit. You ain't even gonna watch his games, because. Who? I do watch it. When they show the highlights, I'm not even, I'm not good. What is that? That's the ESPN. What the fuck? What is that? The theme music, yeah. Tanana. I don't be watching sports like that. Yeah, for the new.
Starting point is 00:40:28 You know, I don't either, but I know that. Here live on ESPN news. We have Tiger Woods. I've never been in the sports like that. Wait, can I ask you a question? A little flashback from my. No, that's real shit, Josh. What? No, no. Oh, yeah, I don't like sports like that either. But what is this from? E.A. Sports.
Starting point is 00:40:43 I'm in the game. Oh, okay. Mad. That reminds, okay, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was always wondering. Your bro used to play that. Huh?
Starting point is 00:40:51 Yeah. Shout out to bro. What about this one? Whoa. That sounds like. Wait, are you kidding? I thought you were going to get it. That was crazy.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Like this. There could be a lot of other things, though. Wait. The Cripses. No, no. It's starting like this. It goes, Oh.
Starting point is 00:41:16 The Simpsons. Matt, because the way you adjusted your mask on top of the fact that you just went crazy like that. Hey, Josh, what's the best one? One Saturday morning. It don't get no better than that. What is that? One Saturday morning.
Starting point is 00:41:32 No, what is that? Oh, my God. Doug. Are you sleep? Recess. Come on. Are you sleep? Oh, recess.
Starting point is 00:41:38 Dude. He's my favorite, too. Bro, please. I have, what was that? Remember that big ass bow Craig had on Friday with the cereal? No, the best shit is, Everywhere you look. Everywhere you look. That is not the best one. Okay, what's your favorite theme song of the show?
Starting point is 00:41:58 Hmm. The Timmy Turner one. What, say it? Because I know this. Hard parents, fairly our parents. You know, I don't know. I don't know all of the ones. I don't know all the words, but I like that one.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Or Danny Phantom. Yo, Danny Phantom. He was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine to design a world He got to catch a ball because he is Danny Phantom. That one was hard. That was hard. Hey, you did that too. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:26 The Power Puff one, the Power Puff girl one was hard too, but it was just noise. I'll tell you the best theme song beat. You ever seen the Goosebone show? Whoever produced that motherfucker? The more modern one. The more modern one. Whoever produced a goosebumps track? And they have a crazy base on that one, actually.
Starting point is 00:42:46 What is one is this one? The Simpsons again. You're out of here? Thank you, gang. My God. Shout out to Vail, man. Shout out to my nigga Vail, man. They deleted.
Starting point is 00:43:01 I'm you too, Carl. I'll be trying to figure out why did he keep deleting Vail's Instagram? He got like three. I know. I literally asked him under the picture. I was like, what did you do? you this time. He was like, this is, this happened because a motherfucker was hating. Poping Willis and shit.
Starting point is 00:43:14 I was like, Val, I saw you ask too, you're like, what the fuck do you be doing? Does he have a hate? Because my shit should have been gone. Does he have a hater on his Instagram? He said, he said this time, it was from a hater. He didn't do anything. I was just about to say, is it a hit? And I have to take Vell's word for it. Because one thing about me, I'm not going to pry
Starting point is 00:43:29 when it comes to Vell. Okay. I'm going to let him rock. Shut up to Vell, man. But if his Instagram should be deleted it, I'm, I said, you know what, I need to trail lightly what I put on here, though I don't feel like you insult people you don't get flagged for nudity or bullying bullying is the real one that'll get you kicked off
Starting point is 00:43:46 One thing about that, that's that be messed up on. That's why they deleted Freddie Gibbs shit They said he was excessive. They told them he was excessive bullying Shout out to my niggia. And then he goes Wait, you see this shit today? No, no, it was a...
Starting point is 00:44:00 He said, well, he went on Joe Rogan, he said, yeah He said, he was on Joe Rogan. He said, yeah, there's one time I shot this crackhead like no. Oh, hell no, Freddie. Hell no. Come on, brother. And then Joe Roggan's like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:18 Yeah, really? Like, come on. Oh, my God. I was watching memes when it come down to that shit, but that's dope. Yeah, that's serious, too. That's dope that he went on Joe Rogan and was himself. And Freddie is really like that. No, he's so funny.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Like, his reaction to his Instagram getting deleted, I watched so many times. He was like, I don't know who the fuck I'd be excessively bullying. No, but Freddy's Instagram was probably the funniest shit that I ever seen. His stories, like, all fucking day. He's on Twitter with his bullshit now, and he is a funny nigger. Like, that's a funny nigger. You get the bullying when you do a lot of comment back. You feel what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:44:53 You don't comment back. But that's why I want to write people back, though. Yeah, that's real shit. Yeah. If there ain't nothing good to say, don't say it at all. Because somebody with starts some shit with you, you say something back. They were like, I just wanted your attention. On me.
Starting point is 00:45:04 I didn't say something back. For sure, for sure. Positive. And the motherfucker would be like, oh, fuck you. I'd be like, damn, bro, you know, I just took the time out of my day to comment back to you and it still fuck me. Well, guess what, man? Help me something good. The block game, though, I'm a good blocker.
Starting point is 00:45:20 I like blocking my motherfucker. I block somebody. Call it broke my tombo. You block it. Somebody wrote me something on Instagram when I was looking at the, no jumper comments. He said, hey, these are a bitch fucking blocking me from what I said. Hey, man. I block people sometimes.
Starting point is 00:45:37 I can't even know why, because I remember, like, a few months ago. And he hit me up. He's like, why did you block my friend? I'm like, I don't know. No, he was like, hey, ask her, do she got a problem with me? Because she blocked me for no reason. I've never even met her. And the thing is, if you ain't gang, bro, you're getting blocked.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Straight up. You shoot one swore does a negative swart. We all blocking your ass. Straight up. We ain't got time for that shit. Because if I don't block you, I'm just be so disrespectful. Come on now. It's not enough time in a day to be worried about the day.
Starting point is 00:46:07 really crazy. People don't understand this. Off the camera, she's an evil genius. It's the Pisces. Yeah. Because you know a lot more. I know a lot more about you, for sure, for sure. You know a lot more about me, too. It's very bad. I'm nice. I'm nice too, right? Yeah. Not we're all good people. Good people in. Yeah. Damn, y'all. And Kiki, what's the deal? I learned most of my hood rat shit from Kiki growing up. Oh, thanks.
Starting point is 00:46:41 Sure, for sure. Fuck. I think following Kiki's Instagram account. That just makes me feel like a good big brother. He knows all his hood rat shit from skiing. He knows all his good. No, no, no, no, no. Because Kiki is telling you.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Following Kiki's Instagram account has made my life better. Amen. Because he is so fucking funny. And I don't even think he'd be meaning to be funny, but he is so funny. Like, for sure, like, it's just the skiing me. Because it's like real life. I don't try to do nothing that I'm not known for doing. He's so funny.
Starting point is 00:47:11 You know what I mean? You got to stay in your lane. No, but growing up with this nigga was way different. I'm sure. You're like way like late. You got to stay in your lane and hold it. Jeff Gordon. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Growing up with him, like, when he met me as a little baby, I was a good-ass kid. I was corrupted. Kiki would bother me. That I don't ask you. True. But I'm honestly glad though that he did. that though because I probably
Starting point is 00:47:38 nobody over here nobody's over here nobody's going off Laura is it I don't know hey no but growing growing up though I was a good fucking kid man like for sure for sure you was because like you you want me tell you what you taught me what
Starting point is 00:48:00 bro taught me how to work the yo yo for show real shit walk the dog crazy He doesn't need to know how to use a yo-yo. Like, that shit wasn't a part of my lifestyle. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I was out there, like, yo-yo-in. Like, like, just what I was all.
Starting point is 00:48:16 Like, like, Pokemon. Oh, yeah, yeah. I wish I was-ha. Harry Potter. For sure, Harry Potter, for sure. You get what I'm saying? Like, Smackdown. See, I was like, you were a little three.
Starting point is 00:48:26 I was like that. And then. Then you became a crime. And then, look. Kiki started punching on me every night. You get what I'm saying? Yeah. I mean, you got to do it.
Starting point is 00:48:35 But Pop told him like, you got to tough him up. Because it wasn't just him reading the Harry Potter. I used to read Harry Potter for show. He went and got the glasses. I had the glasses. And it was just like. Oh, no, not the glasses.
Starting point is 00:48:47 And then when I seen him selling our family video games to the, you know what I mean, the people at the comments while I was just like, bro, hold on, man. You just sold. We had 36 Super Nintendo games, bro. You were just selling shit. We have four games left. Nigger, you said Super Nintendo. It wasn't on Nintendo.
Starting point is 00:49:06 What? It went from Dreamcast. Probably Dreamcast. Come on, man. I don't get old. Everything. I wrote Thunder. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:14 What do you mean? You sold Mario Kart. Dreamcast? Dreamcast. Michelle. Come on, man. You can't be doing that, man. I miss a Convin Swatmey.
Starting point is 00:49:24 You can't be doing it. What? That shit. Fuck. Walmart now. Fuck me up. That shit. No, man.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Shout out to the Compton Swatmeet, man. Shout out to all the Walmarts in America. But fuck the Walmart that took over to Compton Swatmeet. Sorry. Fuck that Walmart. Yeah, yeah. Shout out to the Walmart time now. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:49:43 We used to live on the street called Pines Street. We was like 20 seconds walking distance from the conference swap meet. Okay. And we used to go to every. Not one step. 20 seconds is like one step. No, it was like. 20 seconds is one step.
Starting point is 00:49:56 20 seconds? It was like six houses. It was like six houses. 20 seconds. Wait, just thinking about 20 seconds. You're getting six houses ahead? I'm obviously exaggerated. What type of, what type of?
Starting point is 00:50:09 I don't know. We have blocks. You'd be falling and shit. You call you. That's why I take you like this. One. Speaking of, I'm going to bathroom. Enjoy yourself. What? I got to use a bathroom. You got a boo-boo. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:50:24 When you go out there, could you do me a favor? What's up? Did you see if the steak and shrimp burritos popped up? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But Kiki, what's some old funny shit that would happen when we was growing up? Okay. So y'all want some real, real, real,
Starting point is 00:50:40 Right, fun, real true facts. Okay, growing up, we have like a real life sister. I love you, sis. We love you so much. You said a real life sister. She's our sister. Like a real life one, though. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:50:51 No, because you know how people these days get it twisted and be like, oh, they just talk about it. No, this is our real life sister. So for some reason, she chooses me to put the blame on for damn near everything that happened in our household. But I love her so much because I know it was out of fear And she knew I was the brother that can endure all of this You get what I'm saying? So shout out to my sister. It's nothing about that.
Starting point is 00:51:19 So one night I'm watching Smackdown. You know what I mean? And the door gets kicked in. Kaboom! It's pops. With the belt, mind you, I'm 15 years old. I'm playing ball at D. High. He has a blue rag tied around the belt.
Starting point is 00:51:40 So you know what this means. It's the cribbing whipping. Go ahead. Okay, he goes. You have to leave. I am so disappointed in you. I didn't never think you'd do something like this. It's the first time I seen my dad cry.
Starting point is 00:52:02 I seen a tear drop I said, what did I do? What did I do? You know what I mean? What did I do? So, he says, my wife's ring is missing and you did it.
Starting point is 00:52:24 You have to go. I'm sorry, son, but you have to go. I am fending for myself in these Compton streets for about a week or two, you guys. I link up with one of my basketball players, Andrew Talamantes. His family took me in my family. For the two weeks, I was abandoned for my family.
Starting point is 00:52:49 For the two weeks, I was abandoned from my family. So check this out. Well, before you finish, I was just happy they didn't blame me. They said, Kiki did it. I was like, you're the golden child. You didn't get blamed for shit. True. You didn't get blamed for nothing else that went good.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Everything that went good, it was Armand's, Kiki, you see Armand? Guess what? That's my brother. Hey, guess what? That's my brother still. So, any of who, Pop sees me at Tamsberger. Uncle L.J. is with him.
Starting point is 00:53:26 I walk in with my boy Andrew Talamante, as he says, A Fonz, they go, yo dad right there. I'm like, yeah, he ain't fucking with me right now, but let's go get our food, though. Shout out to Tamsberger in Long Beach Boulevard. He comes out. Pops eventually says some to me, says,
Starting point is 00:53:44 Kiki, come to the house. we want to talk to you. Meet us at the roundtable. I go to the house. My sister's sitting there. My mom comes out. She says, Kiki, I'm so ashamed. I apologize for what happened.
Starting point is 00:54:02 But Asia has something to say. And I'm sitting there like, what is going on? And Asia's, I'm sorry. But I had the ring in my locker room. I'm sorry, Kiki. I just couldn't let it happen to you no more. I couldn't see you out of the streets.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Okay, I came back to accents and acting. What's going on here? This is like us. What we was talking about? We was talking about me getting kicked out over my little sister blaming me for losing a ring, leaving it in her locker and saying I took it. I know that siblings too.
Starting point is 00:54:42 I already know how that go. Don't blame somebody else for you taking something. Don't do it. You had big Kiki, big ski in the streets. Cold. Not cold. You was in the streets? In the streets.
Starting point is 00:54:59 No, no. They would kick us out. And look, speaking to that, my craziest moment of doing that shit, I never forget. I went ninth grade. I went to school and this girl, like, she was like, you should get your ears pierce. You'll be, like, very handsome. You got your ears pierce. So I was like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:55:17 I'm not even going to holl at my mom's. I'm about just going to get my ears pierce. She said it. She said, I'm a little good doing it. So I went and got my ears pierce. And moms was tripping. She was like, you didn't say nothing and all that? I was just like, fuck it.
Starting point is 00:55:31 I was cleaning. You know when you first get it? You got to clean this shit every fucking day. You know what I'm saying? I'm cleaning my earring. I dropped the motherfucker in the car late. Mom's like coming to house. I'm like, mom, I got to find my earring.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Because if I don't find my earring. She ain't going to like me. No. Yeah, she ain't going to like me. And my shit going to come. close up because I just got my shit done. She told me, get in the house. You feel me? I was like, nah, I need to find this earring.
Starting point is 00:55:56 You feel me? Pops came out. He's like, nigga, get the fuck in the house. I'm like, I'm like, all right. Yeah, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? Oh, fuck me. Why do you only give you seven candles? Because I'm seven years old today.
Starting point is 00:56:45 Join the cast of the Rubracks. Reval. Thank you guys. I'm not as That's right. Hell yeah. That's gang shit. Okay. Guys, let's do it.
Starting point is 00:56:56 What? Your hands? Can we put it in your face? Get the fuck. I asked them that too. Get the fuck. Don't do it. Guys, thanks so much.
Starting point is 00:57:06 Oh my gosh. Wait, what time is it? Do we have to wrap? We got burritos. We can wrap two in a second. We've been like a round. Okay, birthday speech. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Let's see. First things first. Rest and peace, Uncle Phil. Okay. Nah, but really don't. Rest of the beast. Nah, thank you guys so much. Oh, and the chocolate.
Starting point is 00:57:27 And we got cup. Not the cakes of cup. The cakes of cup is crazy. Who ate too? Josh! Josh literally has one in his hands. I swear to God, I was looking like a loo. Y'all's so fucking ghetto.
Starting point is 00:57:38 I'm going to say that, but it looked like something missing. It's like something missing. It's a Pisces queen birthday. Okay. Okay. I love y'all. I love y'all. Big fish.
Starting point is 00:57:50 Big fish. No, I'm actually little fish But I'll be big fish one day I'm trying to get you the big No, you gotta start somewhere It's her birthday It's my birthday Let her swim to the cake
Starting point is 00:58:03 What? Oh yeah, yeah Hey, you know what? We're gonna do it like this It's not a go fund me I don't do the fucking donation Tell them your cash out No
Starting point is 00:58:13 If you support Yazi Send her a dollar please Look We're gonna make it like the The feed the children Let's do it like that For one dollar You better do it too though
Starting point is 00:58:26 Y'all better do it too Send it Yeah, y'all don't got to do that this But leave me to fuck alone Yazzie's cash app Will be link in the goddamn description Listen I don't give a fuck
Starting point is 00:58:36 My birthday I'm putting my cash up on my shirt And see me whatever You can't never have too much money You can't never have too much money man And on that note One donation goes a long way And if you got an oxygen tank baby
Starting point is 00:58:50 holler at me I will rock your world and if you're rolling up in them wheelchairs pick me up if you want to do a drive-by in Ralph's and you're 90 years old and you want to give me the money hit my DM I need a ride
Starting point is 00:59:04 all right guys and that was this week's episode of at the end of the motherfucking day with A.D. Yazi and Kiki Okie. What's our business?

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