No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 22
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Welcome back to at the end of the day with AD and Yazzie.
Yes.
Oh, go ahead.
I did it already.
No, no, that's all I wanted to say.
We are back.
You are now here and you are tuned in to at the end of the day with AD and Yazzie.
I like how you just did that.
Yeah, I was feeling the vibe.
You came in with good energy today.
Who?
You did?
I always come in with energy.
I'm feeling it.
I don't always come in with good energy.
No, I mean like you do, but like today I'm fucking with this pure, this pure energy.
You can't.
You gave me a hug today.
I always give you hugs.
No, you rub my, you rub my head.
Like a puppy dog.
I didn't know that offends you yet.
No, it doesn't.
Okay, I'm not offended.
But today, we were friends.
Here we go.
This is a blue shirt.
This is a blue t-shirt.
The shot at my homie G. Perico.
This is brand.
Okay.
Yeah, we was in a lap last night.
You gave it to me.
Okay.
You seem very happy.
I'm in a great mood.
Tell me why you're in a great mood.
Because.
I'm going to give you hugs from now on.
You should.
Okay.
Come here.
Not all the time.
Come here.
No, no, no.
Because now I'm uncomfortable.
Now it's on the spot.
Come on.
We can do, like, spirit fingers to each other.
I'm going to come around.
AD, why are you coming all?
You're going to knock this down.
All right.
Come on.
There, there.
Vashti, please.
Vashti, please.
Okay, with the Pacts.
Go to your mic so we can have a conversation.
I can hear it still.
What does that have to do?
do with us having a conversation like please so let's talk about how why you're such in a good mood
and you're feeling good energy and the good spirits and shit me and Josh had a conversation today and
he really uplifted my spirits you know talking to him usually does that big joe okay talking to me
don't do that i feel like i'll give you good advice on stuff um it's not about you but you do
when necessary all right i'm sorry i'm sorry jock let's take a shot to that okay
yeah i'm gonna let i'm i'm gonna let that uh sit there
marinade. Okay. Yeah, that was a little strong.
It's the same shit we always drink. No, I know. I don't know. That just hit me different.
That little sip. So what's going on, A.D.? I'm in a great mood as well.
Why? Tell me about it. Because I'm just happy. Okay. I'm always happy.
Okay. Why? Today, specifically.
Because I get to see everybody at no jumper. It's a beautiful day. It is a beautiful day.
Yes. Let's talk about your weekend, though, because you had a birthday.
I did. I have one of those every year, yeah.
Did you have a great birthday?
I had a...
Was it a mid-birthday?
It was mid.
Because off-camera, I heard someone tried to press you.
Mm-hmm.
Why?
I don't know.
People just like to bother you or something.
I don't know.
Something about me evokes anger.
Hmm.
Do you see why?
I can't really see.
No, I don't see why.
I don't see why either.
I don't know.
So talk about your shenanigans and festivities.
My weekend.
was mid, but I got to smoke hookah and drink and got to celebrate with so many important people
to me.
But I'm very upset because Yuri acted like he didn't know me this weekend.
That's what I was going to bring up.
Please bring it up.
Yeah, let's talk about it.
So we're over here.
What did he tell you?
He said that he was out at dinner and he said he's seen you.
I don't know if he said you were on a date or I don't know who the fuck he said you was
with.
but he was afraid to come talk to you
because he didn't want to be wrong.
And I was like, why wouldn't you just go
and just see if that would, at least walk by the bathroom
and fake act like you've seen somebody
or something like that.
But you know, Yuri is crazy, so.
Yeah.
I don't even know why.
He didn't even hit me up, though.
Like, if I thought I saw you
and was, like, scared to walk up to you,
which I would never be.
But, like, I would hit you up at least
and be like, yo, are you at so-and-so?
Because I'm here and I think I see you.
Do you have Erie's number?
No, but, like, we follow each other on Instagram.
You don't strike me as someone that, like, answers their Instagram DMs or something like that.
Why?
I don't know.
You always turned up.
So, I answer.
Josh has hit me up before and told me I'm, like, going to die.
Josh has your text messages.
Yeah, but he's hitting up on Instagram more.
When it comes to me being out and doing dumb shit, he'll be like, weirdo.
You need to be responsible like me.
Yeah?
In what ways?
Don't drink and drive.
Okay.
I legally can't drive
So I'm not going to
I will not be drinking and driving
Even when I can
So is that all you did for your birthday
I want to know
I just went out to eat and yeah
How was that restaurant though
Because I heard it's fucking fly
That's like the third time I heard this shit this week
It's so low key and so fly
Like the view is bomb
The food is so good
It's bougie as hell
And like it's like
My speed
Affordable
So if you want to be boozy on a budget, bitch, go there.
My homie said they had like some mushroom pasta.
Pasta, something, that's crazy over there?
That's you had too.
Oh, I ate some of Taylor's.
I got the steak with the lobster mash.
I like Taylor.
She's cool.
With the broccoli.
Taylor's cool.
Shout to her.
Oh, not Taylor Bell.
I have another friend named Taylor.
You have a lot of friends.
When are you going to bring another friend back because...
Everybody got PTSD.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to be honest.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to be honest.
Don't be honest.
Well, fuck them then.
They can't come over here.
On my goddamn show, fuck them all then.
I think Taylor is coming today, though.
Can she come sit down with us?
She's in the session right now.
But she's going to come for the after show.
If people don't want to take my invitation, they can suck a fat one.
I don't care.
Suck a dick.
Yeah.
They could do that.
Now, anyways, this is one of my other homeboys.
It was his fucking birthday this weekend.
So I was treating it like my birthday.
I was whaling the fuck out.
Wait, is that when you were sending me and Laura videos of you belligerently drunk?
Yes.
Telling us how much you loved us.
Stop saying belligerent, okay?
No, because it came to a point where you were having a conversation off camera
recording yourself and telling us how much you loved us and you'd do anything for us.
But you want to know why, though?
Because that's how you feel.
That is how I feel.
But I feel like.
Stand up.
guy.
I feel like for the last two weeks,
y'all been just like
painted me to be this monster.
You actually texted the word
monster?
I did because I'm like...
Because like, I'm like...
I'm literally like...
I said, no, the hell he didn't just say I'm painting him out to be a monster.
No, because you look, you know, you know me like
off camera. So it's just like, okay, this is
my friend. She hasn't been my friend lately.
Then I'm like, for the last two weeks,
I just feel like, motherfuckers just like
poking me getting it for everybody.
like and then it's just like when kevin samuels came it's just like all right this happened
the milk came and everybody's looking at it's just like every little thing everybody's poking me and i'm
like why niggas want to poke me when i'm the coolest nigger you feel what i'm saying like
i would literally grab the blame me and protect everybody in his goddamn office you feel me
like and i told kiki i said kiki and kiki know me i said kiki listen bro they starting to push
my buttons and i don't want to have to go off and shit like that you feel me go ignorant or do
anything like that. That's why I said, you know what?
Maybe I'm thinking too much into it because last week I was hot.
That's why I ain't stayed for the after show. I'm going to keep it gangster.
I told Josh, I said, man, I'm out of here because I'm about to start tripping.
And everybody going on.
On who?
Huh?
On who?
Everybody is when it smoke, everybody can get it.
Yeah, but why?
Because I was upset.
I don't know what?
What happened?
I was out of the loop.
Look, I'm just saying.
I just, I just, listen.
Oh, two weeks ago.
No, two weeks.
Yeah, last week.
My birthday?
What the hell I knew?
What?
When I had my mask on and shit?
too. I was under the mask like this steaming
though. Like a tequila. You did have a little attitude last
what you did? I said. Yeah, yeah, because I'm just like
I really fuck with you. I really fuck with Laura.
And I would never try to like offend you all
or any type of situation. Yeah, I'm serious.
Wait, I swear. I'm serious. I don't want to be
insensitive to your feelings. No, I don't care if you're not. I really
thought you was joking. I thought this was going to lead to like
a funny. I didn't know. No, I wasn't funny though. I'm just telling you some real
shit though. Okay, so wait. What had you mad?
It was just a common.
of shit. You feel
me? It's just like
a lead up to stuff. So like
something that will bother me, I would
see it one time. I'd be like, all right, that's whatever. Then I see
something else. All right, whatever. And it keeps happening.
And then I'm just like,
maybe it's my old way of thinking, because I'm like,
do niggis think I'm pussy or something in this office or something now?
And it's just like, nah. Like, I don't
go out like that. Anything too is
like, before I even came
to this platform, I was making a bag.
I make bags, you feel? So it's just like,
I don't want people to think that like,
They could talk to me any type of way or treat me any type of way because I'm a different
type of nigger.
You know what I'm saying?
And I was just like, when you got love for somebody and you fuck with people like that,
you feel me?
If I don't give a fuck about you, I ain't going to let you, like, affect me or mess up my mood
or something like that.
So when it's somebody I generally fuck with, like, you and Laura, I'm like, I fuck with
you.
Like, if I was, if it could be 35 X-Men ready to kill all y'all right now.
I'm jumping in the way with y'all and we're getting down.
You feel me?
I would sacrifice myself for y'all too.
So I just felt like, why is y'all treating me like that?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just being honest.
No, I totally respect the transparency and the honesty.
I genuinely don't know like what I did to you necessarily.
Yeah, it's just combination stuff.
But you're Aries though.
What does they have to do anything?
You be holding stuff in.
I do though, but it's a thing.
And then it'd be like that one thing.
Yeah, so when I can just channel stomach, stomach, stomach.
And then when something happens,
I just boom, explore.
And I didn't want to explore, but I almost got to my breaking point last week.
Right.
And I didn't want to do it on your birthday either.
No, well, I mean, that's awkward now.
You know, no, I want to know what it is.
But, uh.
No, it wasn't just like one, like thing.
It was just like, like, like, I would tell Josh.
I'm like, Josh, whoa, whoa.
Like, I'm like, hey, bro, this is, you feel me?
Like, oh, that's what, but that's why I didn't come to the after show last week.
I was just like, I ain't about to sit here and do this shit.
You feel me?
Like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well.
I just had to speak my piece on that.
No, respectfully.
I don't want to.
But no, but that's why I was sitting there.
I was drinking.
I was in my thoughts and I was just like, you know what?
I said, let me tell them too that they hurt my feelings.
I'll just tell it to real shit.
And if I didn't give a fuck, I wouldn't text and say nothing.
I'm just giving a G.
Well, I'm glad you got that off your chest.
So that's why I was belligerably drunk and I'm sitting there letting you guys know how I really feel.
but that offend you when I said that?
No.
Oh, okay.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, but I'm over there at the party and shit like that and turned the fuck up.
I ended up on war on start this week.
Yeah.
Yo!
No, I did see.
Why you go out like that?
That's not what we do.
That's not who we are.
Yes, it is.
No.
Not in public.
Let me tell you, though.
Let me tell you.
I'm a person that once I drink, right, I can go ham for two weeks straight.
I'm talking about no sleep.
two hours a day because I barely get any sleep now.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like I could go two weeks, travel, do whatever,
get two hours of sleep, drink, do it again, smoke,
turn the fuck up, go in places.
And then I get a period where I'm like,
I can fill my body telling me you're going to crash.
And when I usually crash, it would be for like two, three days
or something like that.
And this weekend, I was like, I'm to the crashing period now.
I'm like, it's getting there.
Yeah, you did bad.
And then I fucking Friday turned the fuck up.
Saturday, turned the fuck up.
Sunday they opened up one of the day parties out here.
We went to the day parties.
We drink in.
We turned the fuck up.
We go to the goddamn, we go to dinner.
We turned to fuck up.
We leave, go to somewhere else.
And then we go to the other little dinner place.
So when I was sleeping, it's like three, four in the morning.
And I'm off of like 20 shots or something like that.
20 shots?
Yeah.
For the day?
For like three, four hours.
Oh, my baby.
That's really bad.
But it's my friend's birthday.
Like if you said.
Yeah, let's get fucked up for my birthday.
I'm gonna say, come on, let's go.
But you did also say that you got to treat it like it's your birthday.
That's why?
You didn't have to go that hour.
20 shots for what?
Because it's amazing.
And I can do it.
Nah, you actually, like, you could hold your head up for a long time, though.
Like, you were just like, you didn't have, like, a stiff neck, like, pause?
Even, whoa.
Even on Friday, I did the fucking stream with Adam and them,
and I was literally like, I probably dozed off like 30, 40 times.
I put some glass
I put kitty glasses on
and I was just sleeping this shit
you don't want me to be the person
to tell you but I think it's time
to prioritize your health
yeah that sounds
that sounds funny
coming from you
yes I don't want to be that person
because you were like oh
I need an IV
I need an IV
I'm in the hospital for asthma attack
I know man
nah but that that was crazy
though and I seen that shit
in a world star I was just like
fuck it
so I saw it too
and I couldn't believe
I was supposed to go to my homie party last night, man, my bad manny.
I was just like, man, man, I'm just so drained.
Yeah.
I mean, do you feel better, like, well-rested?
Yeah, I feel.
I feel, when I crash, I crashed.
Did you get an IV?
Nah, you want to know why I don't get IVs, though?
Why?
Because I don't like needles.
Did you have tattoos?
I know stupid as fuck.
Okay.
The dumbest shit ever.
But like, they're quick.
They're not even like, you know?
It's just like something when I was a little kid.
I get them, like, when I got my little COVID test, I had to prick my finger and
and shit.
I ain't going to.
lie. They prick my finger before they prick my finger.
I'm just like, look away like,
I cannot even deal with you.
Well, speaking of COVID, are you moving to Texas?
Why would I move to Texas?
Everything is lifted.
They open, open. I know. I'll go out there next
week. What day?
The 12th.
I think you're going after they lift everything.
Two days after they lifted. No mask,
no nothing. We out here.
And I didn't plan that.
It just worked out of my favor.
I could.
Well, you're not.
ever moved to Texas?
Honestly, I don't think there's nothing like Los Angeles.
Okay.
But if I would move anywhere else, it'd be either Arizona or it'll be fucking Miami.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, yeah, there's nothing like L.A., though.
Every time I go anywhere, I just get homesick.
I'd be wanting to come back home is different.
To live and die in L.A.
Tupac.
You so much.
Do what?
That's what the song is there for.
What about you?
You're telling me you like New Jersey more than L.A.?
Low-key.
Why?
I ain't talking about the people.
I like my experiences.
Because you haven't yet to experience L.A. yet.
Maybe.
Because one thing I see that out of town people do, they come out here and they say,
I don't like L.A. people.
And then they say that, but they only be around people in Hollywood.
They be around other out-of-town motherfuckers.
So when you go to all these little functions and shit like that
You're not running into L.A. natives and shit like that
You know what I mean?
Like you're running into people from all over the place
And you putting them in there like it's L.A.
So you've yet to come to the hoods
And eat at the hood spots and meet women
That's really from there and get the culture and shit
Once you do that, I'm pretty sure you'll fuckway
Maybe that's what it is.
Maybe I'm not cultured enough
You're not L.A. cultured enough.
Yeah.
For sure.
I had to teach you a lot of stuff.
What's the word?
Anyways.
Yeah, I'm just saying.
I'm moving forward, never backwards.
That's right.
Never backwards.
Never backwards.
Never backwards.
Yo.
That's your analogy, man.
I fuck with it.
What?
What?
So you came in with such good energy today.
What?
I love this.
I love it here.
I mean, I'll take it.
I'm sorry.
Never backwards.
Wait, okay, so I need to know what this note is about.
You have to elaborate the temp agency.
crazy. Oh, because I was talking
I was talking to Adam and them off camera
about this shit and I was saying, I'm going to talk about it on my show and shit.
I used to work for this temp agency.
Yeah.
No, I didn't have no license, you feel me? I was driving my
grandma car. You know what I'm saying?
All the bad shit happened around the temp agency
too. You know what I mean? Like in your life?
Not like in my life, but like it was a bad
time period. Oh, like a bad, okay. I was just getting
into it like a lot of just like random shit.
So I worked at this temp agency.
It was at this fucking warehouse.
And, like, all they did, it had me, like, pick up boxes and move them and shit.
Eventually, I learned how to use the forklift.
And, you know, I was doing donuts in the fork lift and shit like that.
Okay, well, that's dangerous.
Yeah, that's super dangerous.
But, you know, I was going to do some stupid shit.
I ended up getting my homeboy hired over there.
And he got fired the first day.
No.
Yep.
They had him on camera looking at, looking boxes and shit like that.
And what that did, though, I didn't know what.
the shit in the warehouse was like they had these big ass boxes that we had to fork lift very very high
and put them places and i did not know these is like expensive ass like laptops and shit like that
and i was telling adam and them that before the iPhone 5 came out like before the design got leaked
and i think that's the first time they changed the sim cards people at my job they was like
because you had to come in with stilto boots they opened up one of the boxes and had the
fucking phones before
everybody else. Man, them
those motherfuckers was taking the phones,
putting them in their boots, and walking out.
So don't ask me how I got one of them,
but I had got one of them, and I took my ass
to AT&T, and I was like,
do you guys have a SIM card for this phone?
They looked at me like I was a devil. They was like, where did you
get this? Like, they was going to call the fucking
feds or something like that. So I ran out of that
motherfucker. They didn't even have SIM cards
for that shit back then.
And another thing that happened when I was working at a
temp agency, like, I didn't
have a license yet. My mom,
and my grandma, they got used to me just driving back and forth because I used to work night shift,
10 at night to 10 in the morning.
And one day I was fucking tired as fuck.
I got in.
I was like, mom, keep taking me to get my hair cut.
They was like, go drive yourself.
So my girl, can you take me?
Keep drive yourself.
So I'm driving.
I'm tired as fuck.
Like one of these moments when I'm about to crash.
You know what I'm saying?
I go get my hair cut.
I'm sleeping the whole time.
I'm in a barber seat and shit like that.
And then afterwards, I'm driving home as I'm driving.
living home, I fucking
doze off and hit a fucking mail truck.
Boom.
Behind the wheel?
Yep.
Oh my God.
Hit the mailman.
The mailman, the mail truck,
scah!
Mail flying everywhere.
I hit that motherfucker.
Hard as fuck.
The mail flying all over the shit.
What were you driving?
My granny had like a green,
some little ass Toyota,
but their motherfuckers was heavy.
She's got power.
That's got power.
You know what I'm saying?
That's American made.
Yeah, like a rock.
The motherfucker's like a rock.
But the motherfucking fucking
And mail was all over the floor, everything, people was running out and shit.
And I woke up, I was like, my hand was bleeding.
Oh, God, no.
For real.
I'm like this.
I'm like, the mailman, he's sitting there.
Ah, he grabbing it.
My neck.
I said, oh, man, I'm about to go to jail.
Because I'm like, I ain't got a license either.
It's a rap.
And it's a mailman.
Yeah.
Like, it's a mail truck.
And then this lady, she told me, you better run.
And I was about to run.
And as soon as I was about to run, the fuck up.
police officer came up.
And then he was like,
this nigga must have been having
a bad day. He walked it to me.
In the car, he was like,
is this your car?
I was like,
he was like, do you have insurance?
I was like,
I don't give a fuck.
He didn't write me no ticket.
He didn't write nothing.
And then he just fucking dipped off.
I wish.
Yep.
But that motherfucker came back.
I got hit up.
Maybe like three, four weeks later.
The motherfucker mailman was
suing me.
For what?
He said his neck was hurt or something like that.
That's all you got to do.
So that motherfucker was suing me for like, I want to say like 60, 70,000 or something like
that.
I'm like 18.
I ain't got no 60, 70 bands or something like that.
I'm like, man, mailman, I can suck a dick.
You feel me?
And they had me doing these little diagrams and shit, like really trying to take me to
court and all that shit.
But they ended up having like some video footage.
That's what saved me.
He ran a red light.
I mean, he ran the stops on it, and I ran the stops on.
Oh, so you weren't even really in the wrong?
We both was in the wrong.
We both collided, but it was just like, I ain't owe no shit after that.
But that's what I was talking about, 10-based.
I don't know why Jaws wrote it like that.
I know.
I was like, shit.
What the fuck?
Yeah, that shit was crazy.
Not, no.
Because I've gone into so many, like, accent.
You know them shits at McDonald's in the drive-thru?
Like, them little stant, like, I don't know what they're, like, pillars, maybe.
Like the little, I don't know what they're made of.
Pillars at McDonald's?
Not pillars, but they're like, yay, hi.
What are they called?
The things in the drive through the yellow stands.
People?
No.
No.
Well, anyways, like, I used to hit those all the time with my mirror,
and, like, one time my mirror fell off and I just got out of line.
Because it's like, at that point, what can I do?
I've also taken somebody else's mirror off by sleeping behind the wheel.
I've done so like that before.
Because it's like, what do you do, though?
Like, do I pick the mirror off?
Do I glue it back on with super glue?
Like, what do I do in that moment?
You just got to keep it moving.
Life don't stop.
You know what I used to do when I used to have my little bucket?
What?
I used to wake up at four or five in the morning,
and I used to drive around hitting people's trash cans on trash day.
Okay, well, that's on purpose, and I have no sympathy for this.
I used to be flying, boom, all over the place.
That's just ignorant.
Yeah, I was very ignorant back then.
But, go ahead.
Let's get into these topics.
Anyways, so over the weekend, I found myself watching Boosie's Instagram.
Did you watch any of the videos of him on vacation and feed into pigs and swimming with the dolphins?
I will sleep.
Well, he actually did something that I could see you doing.
He said he watched the quote-unquote Animal Channel.
And before he went to go swim with the dolphins, he said he learned that if he played dead, a dolphin will push him to safety.
So there is a picture of Boosie
Laying in a pool of water
With the dolphin pushing his feet
Him laying on his back
Pretending to be dead
And I could see you doing that
I would do some shit like that
But I'm kind of scared of the dolphins right now though
Why?
Because they'd be like humping people
Have you seen videos of that shit?
No I haven't
Yeah they get real nasty the dolphins
They get real nasty
They'd be trying to like
Like do they hold you?
No everything
See?
On everything.
He's like...
So I don't think I want to be attacked by a...
Well, I don't think it wasn't attacking, though.
It was saving him.
Allegedly.
No, it was.
It was literally saving him.
He pushed him to safety.
Allegedly the dolphin tried to save him.
Oh, my God.
I cannot.
You didn't know dolphins be humping people?
No, I didn't know.
It was like a thing.
I never seen videos of it.
That's why.
You haven't been to SeaWorld lately.
I haven't been to SeaWorld ever.
For real?
No.
I think I've been to one.
an aquarium my whole life.
You don't like the aquariums?
No, there's like no aquariums near me.
In Jersey?
Yeah.
They don't have fish?
Not near me.
They have fish.
He has this fish, I'm sure.
There's no fish in Jersey?
I went to one in like Philly when I was younger.
That shit gangster.
What else did you see on this vacation?
Him feeding the pigs and the pig shitted in the water and he said, the pig shitted over and over again.
That's it.
But it was very entertaining.
He said I couldn't do this before.
I get to feed the pigs.
I've fed the pigs before.
Have you?
On a beach?
It's fire.
Fire.
Yeah.
I'm trying to experience life shit like that too one day.
Man, you got to turn the fuck up.
I need some rich friends.
You just need to turn the fuck up.
Nah, I need some rich friends.
Listen.
I want to do shit.
The Little League needs to go corporate and then you can do whatever the fuck you want.
That's a fog.
You know what I'm saying?
That's really a fact.
We're going to get you there.
You know what I mean?
Hold it down.
Yeah.
Hold it down.
I want to join the Little League.
You are a part of the Little League.
But you're like,
both leagues.
No, I want to be the Little League only.
Respect it.
Yeah.
I want to be the spy.
The what?
The Little League spy.
So you want to be an op.
So I could tell the Big League, this is what the Little League is planning.
So you just want to be an op.
You see this?
I'm just joking.
I'd be trying to extend the olive branch at home.
He was crazy.
Yeah.
I'm crazy.
I like your hat.
Okay.
I saw this side.
I didn't see that side.
That's crazy.
No, this is crazy too, because I thought it was a socks hat.
And I was like, I'm like, why does it look like that?
And it says sex.
Yes.
And then what's the side I say?
I love sex.
And then the other side says world fucking champions.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just.
Where did you get this hat?
Every time I check my PO box, I probably have like 13 hats and like 10, 15 shirts or something like that.
And I just look at the best ones.
A lot of the motherfuckers be crap, though.
I'm going to keep a G.
No, that's not bad, though.
I'm just saying.
Some real shit.
But this, but you get shit like this as a hidden gym.
And I'm just like, yeah.
Hmm, I do love sex.
That's dope.
It's just, you don't fuck with it?
No, I fuck with it.
I thought it was interesting, though, because I did think he said socks too.
Why don't you start telling people to send you merch?
I do.
I just don't wear everything.
See how the Little League do other Little League people?
No.
Uh-uh.
like please
don't piss me off today
like
you was doing so good
I thought I had good energy today
you did
but leave me alone
leave my league alone
I like the little league
I do too
damn man
I'm sorry Yazi
what else
what else we're talking about today
I wanted to talk about JT and Uzi
okay
what do you want to talk about
No why do you want to
No no it's fine I want to know
Your opinions.
I love it.
I love JT.
And I love Little Uzi, but I love what they have going on right now.
Goals.
Go ahead.
Speak on it.
Goals.
No, I'm kidding.
Not goals, but it's very entertaining to watch.
And it's just a very interesting couple.
But, yeah, those messages that his ex leaked allegedly were him.
And, you know, it was a little messy situation.
But they seem to be pushing through it, you know?
She's eating crab legs.
She's previewing music.
Wait, wait, wait.
what we teach you about the legs.
Oh, Crip legs.
Thank you.
Okay, you cannot fault me for that.
I literally wasn't even thinking.
You know how to do it, though.
I know.
But yeah, I look what they have going on, you know, pushing through all that negativity.
Their relationship is standing strong.
I think I'm ready for love.
You've been saying that since you got here.
I'm just keeping the jeep.
Look, I think I'm ready.
Let me tell you something about the Uzi and JT situation is literally like,
Like, you ain't too many people been in like crazy-ass situations.
Like I've been in toxic-ass relationships and serious situations like, you know,
getting hit on the head with cutting boards and shit, getting ran over with cars and stuff,
all type of shit like that.
But do you feel like you did anything to evoke me?
Hell yeah.
But that's the type of love that I like because when you're not, when you're not waking up feeling like,
I want to kill this, nigga, then I'm not doing my job.
I'm going to keep it real.
So shit like this, be like, okay, this is normal to me.
No.
What?
No.
You know how I roll.
Yeah, you are very toxic.
But you enjoy that.
And that's cool.
You know, different strokes for different folks.
But not me.
No, but you like that shit too.
You try to call yourself Harley Quinn.
Yeah, but that's not.
I don't want to be.
Yeah.
Let's not cap for the camera.
You like pushing buttons.
You do.
You get off on that shit.
No.
Yes, you do.
No.
Okay.
I'm a sweetheart.
You're a sweetheart, but you like pushing people's buttons on purpose.
No, I don't.
I did this on for every person.
You're that evil laugh right there?
Yeah.
No, I just know
people's, I know people's limits.
Like, I know where I can take things,
but in a relationship I don't necessarily want that.
If I got to be like, you know,
a certain way with everybody else,
I don't want to be the same way with you.
If I'm in a relationship with you.
So when you're in a relationship,
you're totally different.
You don't want to press buttons and shit like that.
Yeah, I don't want to be.
I don't want to beef outside either.
Beef makes shit fun as long as it's in private.
No.
Yeah, because you know what happens when you know what happens when you get too comfortable?
Men and women.
When you get, look, actually like, when you get too comfortable, like especially women, and I'll go, I'll go women first and then I'll go men.
When women get too comfortable, when they first meet a man, especially a man of value, you know what I'm saying?
They make sure they look, look the part every day, right?
they make sure they're trying to sexually take care of their man 24-7 they're trying to do everything
across the board once they feel like they got a nigger and they're comfortable that's when the
headbands i mean head not headbands a little head rap stay on all day you know looking like
angi mama and shit like that you feel me they don't they don't feel like they don't feel like they
they don't feel like they're just real shit though that's real shit though like when you first meet
okay let me let me ask you something when you first meet a nigger what they call the honeymoon phase right
when you're on a honeymoon phase you're trying to do everything
thing in your power
to make this nigger feel
like you're the one, correct?
Right.
Okay, so what happens
once you get comfortable, once you move in together,
once you guys got some year,
because I've been in a 10-year relationship,
I didn't have been in a four-year relationship,
like, I've seen this shit happen
and no disrespect to no women that I've dealt with before,
but I've seen the difference of, you know what,
like, okay, you must, you must forget.
You know what I mean?
Like, literally look like,
Angel Mama and then I'll be out.
Can I just say one thing?
Go ahead.
Can I just say, does Antimama even wear a headscarf?
Yeah.
The Sierra Blady, for sure.
Aren't they changing that or something?
I'm talking about the old Anja Mama.
It doesn't matter.
Not the old Angel Mama.
Not like, not like they're going to.
They're about to do Anjamama like they're doing.
Yeah, I was going to say a bonnet.
It maybe is what you mean.
I like bonnets, but you know, make sure you look up to par and continue to look up
to part, especially when you got a nigga on the scene.
You feel?
And then women will be like, oh, you'll be around all these.
bitches all day. Okay, if I'm around all these bitches all day, when I come home, I want
to see a bitch that look like the bitches I go, see when I go turn the fuck up. There's
nothing wrong with that. You're right. That's your prerogatives. No, but look, and then we
can flip that when it comes down to men. Once men get comfortable, they're not communicating
with you all day the same way. They're not texting you saying all the same stuff that they used
to do. You want to know why? Because once y'all give up the cat and shit like that and that men
feel like he got you they feel like up job is done they ain't got to do that shit you feel
me and it's all fucked up on both sides so men will sit there and be like oh they you'd be like damn
he used to bring me flowers he used to want to take me on on dates all the time he used to do this with me
he don't want to bring me around no more he don't want to do this no more and shit like that it goes
both ways yeah but as long as you to motherfucker and catch and you staying on your goddamn toes
guess what everybody's going to be clamoring for your attention and that's how you move yeah
i got i am i'm the prize look i wanted you to say you always
I'm a catch.
Look at me.
Look at me.
I'm beautiful.
God damn it.
I'm always a goddamn catch.
And I'm going to stay like that.
You know what I'm saying?
But for a man that, and especially like a nigger like me that goes out all the time, turn to fuck up.
They're around everyone.
I'm around everyone.
I'm around every single type of woman that you can think of and shit like that.
Now, there's a drawback to that.
You can be around all these beautiful.
for women, but there's a girl
that don't look like them who
has more to offer you emotionally
and mentally. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know,
you'd rather talk and hang out with this person, you feel
me? So I'd rather take somebody like this
and build her up. Yeah.
Because she has more vital than these other girls over there
and shit like that. But I go all to say this is that
you just need to stay on your goddamn toes. Don't worry about
what nobody else do as long as you stay the motherfucker
catch. You always have options
and you would always be able to do what the fuck you want.
So I live life to the fullest.
Okay.
It's up to you to make A.D. happy.
Make A.D. happy.
Yes, hashtag that everybody.
For sure.
Go spam his comments.
Make A.D.
You don't feel like that about yourself?
No, of course.
You don't feel like you're the prize?
Of course.
Now, we had a conversation off camera before where I told you.
You said A.D.
It's all these people coming out the woodworks now.
All these old niggas.
all this and all that.
And I told you why they're coming out to Woodworks now.
They see you, they see you elevating.
They see the following going up.
The same woman that they knew, the same Yazi that they knew.
They're like, oh, shit, she's getting a name for herself.
She's popping now.
She's got the Little League now.
She's doing this.
She's doing that.
These niggas want to be there now.
And just to be like, you know what?
I conquered that again if they did in the first place.
You get what I'm saying?
Right.
And it's up to you to be like.
Go to hell.
Yeah.
Because that's what I do.
Because that's the worst thing.
That's a killer nigga ego off right.
Then in there it's like, oh, I can't fuck with you no mor.
You're not even my caliber anymore.
What?
Niggum, you're like, ooh.
Not ooh.
They're going to want you more.
Wow.
So you got to stay on your toe.
Look at you.
I'm just saying, man.
Give me some.
See, that's what we need.
Come on.
Okay, as we proceed.
Okay.
I try to try to keep a G.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
But the bottom line is,
stand your toes, motherfucker.
Make A.D. happy.
Because, hey.
Make Yazi happy.
See?
Yeah.
I like that, actually.
Come on, man.
I should put that on a shirt.
What?
Make Yazzie happy?
Listen.
You made that up.
Okay, look.
And I said that out.
Next little league dropped.
Make Yazzy happy.
I just need 5%.
3% for likeness.
I need to talk to my attorney.
I'm just playing you.
See, that's how much.
You got an attorney now.
Like, that's gangster.
I had an attorney.
You had a different attorney.
No.
For the crimes and DUIs and shit.
Yeah.
You had that kind.
You know what I'm going to give you that.
Shout out Navarro.
Look, what's her name?
His.
His.
His name is what?
Navarro.
See, when you switch up a Navarano?
Novaro.
Hey, yo, Navano.
Navarro.
Hey, listen, Nirvano.
He has he ain't happy right now.
You need to get this shit together.
Shout out Navarro.
You know what I'm saying?
First of all.
I'd you call this man Nirvano.
Hey, shout out to my nigga Nirvano.
I don't get a fuck what his name is.
He's a good man, y'all.
Allegedly.
Hey, did you see the other shit?
I was pissed the fuck off.
Why?
Did the other day?
What was it?
Yesterday?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Only for like an hour and a half, I feel like.
No, that's just like four hours.
Really?
It didn't take mine away, but I saw the post.
And then they said, oh, we were fasting it.
It was a bug.
That shit took my shit away.
Is it still away?
No, it came back?
But I was just like.
What did it look like on yours?
It showed you one person's name and then others?
It said like, yeah, one person and others and shit like that.
That's weird.
That shit was, but I was like, it was fucking with you.
No, it really, it's fucking with you.
It's fucking with you. It kind of did, but it didn't know because, you know,
one thing that people don't understand is that that had changed the landscape because, you know,
I do a lot of business on Instagram.
A lot of people do a lot of business on Instagram.
They literally companies, they say, well, let me see your insights because you could fake
likes, you could do all type of shit like that.
Yeah.
I was just looking at it.
It's like, okay, is this going to make people post less or is this going to make people post
more?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
And what's that going to do?
That little situation could have changed the whole dynamic,
especially when it comes to business.
Because how can you equate somebody?
You feel me?
Yeah.
Like, without looking at that shit.
Yeah.
Because, like, you know, somebody could be like, oh, this person is this person.
And you'll be like, all right, I hear people say all the time, oh, yeah, I'm popping and blah,
blah, boom.
And I was like, all right, let me go to this nigga Instagram.
Look, a million followers, 20 comments.
I'd be like, nigger.
A hundred thousand likes.
Make it make sense.
Yeah.
If you're going to buy it, buy everything, y'all.
That's going to be my advice.
You're going to go out of it again.
They're going to do you like they did a, what's her name?
Who?
Who got audited?
I ain't going to call cause out.
Yeah, no, actually.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
Cut lost like three million followers.
One day, I was like, damn, girl.
I had a homie, though, that was like, that was doing some shit like that.
But was he actually popping on Instagram and he went and bought everything else?
No.
This nigga, this nigga bought like 300,000 Instagram followers.
And every photo had like one or two likes on.
there.
I'm like,
you could have bought the likes instead of that.
Yeah, bless his heart though.
He tried.
Cough, slow.
He's like, what's the name of Novano?
What?
That's not a real person.
Now it is.
Make it be happy.
Honestly, though, I only, like, I understand what you're saying because of the
business.
I mean, yeah, sure.
I mean, you're grabbing it.
Go crazy.
Are you kidding?
Go ahead.
COVID.
Girl?
No.
What I was saying is about the Instagram shit.
I see what you're saying.
But I was also thinking like this might be a good thing just for like the kids.
Why though?
Because I feel like likes are such a like something.
It's something that people feel like they need for a validation.
Like think about it.
Like you post things because you want to be seen.
You want that you want some sort of validation or I look nice today.
I got this shirt on today.
Look what I'm doing.
Look who I'm doing.
with. And I feel like
kids that are growing up now,
they're growing up on TikTok, they're growing up, like this
is normal to, kids don't even go outside and
play anymore. They show don't. Like, I've seen
in my apartment complexes, they go outside
in the summer to the ice cream stands
and they go back inside. They don't even go to
the park. The parks is empty. Like, they don't
have that full, like, childhood
you know, experience. Did you have
the childhood experience? Yeah, I used to go outside.
I used to play outside. What did you used to do?
I used to do. We used to
make up games.
So like
I used to have to stay
I used to have, okay
so we used to play cooking
all right
so
they're about to kill me for this
Go ahead
So we used to
So we had a DS
A Nintendo DS right
We had cooking mama
One of us broke the cook
We shared it
All four of us
Me and my cousins
Cookie Mama
It was a game
Where you would like cook and shit
And then one day like
And we would spend
summers in my grandparents' house
and we would be bored.
So, like, we broke the cooking mama.
I don't know how.
I don't remember how.
So we would go outside, like, while my grandma was, like,
barbecue and chicken and stuff.
And after she'd go outside, we would add fire to the grill.
And we would, like, use the leftover food
and, like, act like we were chefs and stuff
and do shit like that.
And, like, we would play in the sprinklers.
We would buy blow-up pools
and, like, those, you know, those cheap blow-up, like,
water slides from Walmart and shit.
We would do shit like that.
We would play like, what was the game?
What's the game?
Manhunt, like shit like that.
What the fuck is Manhunt?
It's like when you, it's like tag basically,
but like you're just hiding in the dark and shit.
Usually play it at night.
It's better at night.
You could hide under cards.
Y'all would have got kidnapped.
She's playing that game.
Playing Manhud.
Manhut.
It's so fun.
Tag, shit like that.
We would go to summer camp.
I would tie kids.
the trees.
You were what?
I would talk kids to trees.
Although you said you were tongue kissed to trees.
No.
No, like I was always a weird kid, but never that weird.
Like, never questionable weird more so.
Is she slow?
Weird.
Why did you crack my finger to say that?
That's how my mom did it.
Is it just slow?
That's how my mom did it.
But yeah, I was outside.
Like, I played outside.
Walk to the park.
Let me tell you the games that we used to play.
Gangsta games.
Really, hundred.
men?
No.
Pre-gangster games, right?
Pre-gankster games.
There was a game called Get Like Me.
You ever heard that?
Get-up.
Get Like Me is when you get the quarters, right?
You flip the quarter and like, let's say it lands heads,
somebody would flip the quarter and if it lands heads, they'll take the quarter.
If it's tails, you take it.
So it was like, that was our form of gambling.
And gambling.
That's actually really cool, though.
Yeah.
We used to play that shit.
Then we used to play another game called suicide.
I don't like this.
Suicide, it would be a big-ass wall, right?
You get a tennis ball, and you will throw the tennis ball on the wall,
and somebody will try to catch it.
Okay.
If you drop it trying to catch it, you get punched on until you reach the wall.
You got to touch the wall before you stop getting punched on.
That's cool.
Well, it wasn't always cool.
Some people would get put in comas and shit like that.
No, that's excessive.
You're doing too much.
It's not a game at that point.
You really wanted to do that.
We used to play ding-dong ditch and shit like that.
Yeah.
We used to egg neighbors' houses and shit.
Throw rocks at police officer cars.
I was always so scared to egg.
The egg?
Yeah, like when I was younger, I thought, oh, my God,
you're going to go to jail for like 40 years if you egg a house.
I was so afraid.
Yeah, they had.
And then I did it.
They raised you right to think that you egg somebody,
you're getting 40 years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then, you know, they went from that to paintballing.
We used to have paintball wars like all through,
different neighborhoods and shit like that that seems but that's like that's what i mean though kids right now
are not doing all of that they are on instagram they want likes like they're you know what i'm saying
but see even with the like situation is like let's say okay everybody knows their like medium of
how many likes they get so it's like okay if you're used to getting this amount of likes and you
put out something that gets you like maybe a couple hundred or a couple thousand more yeah that makes
you feel good they're like oh i got to do this it's it's
It kind of encourages that.
So what happens when you take likes away is, like, what am I posting this shit for?
But that's, you take the validation away, you know what I mean?
But that's what I'm saying.
Like, you should, like, as people, you should net, like, we shouldn't be growing up in, like,
well, as a young kid, you shouldn't be growing up thinking that I need to be validated by strangers on social media to make myself feel like more of a person.
And I think, and I'm not saying, like, with us, obviously, like, we're adults.
We've had the childhood.
Like we've gotten that privilege of like, you know, living life and understanding that if somebody don't like me in real life, like it is what it is.
Like I'm not going to die about it.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
But it's the same thing at school though.
Like, okay, there's always going to be somebody in school that's like the popular kid or the popular crew and shit like that.
And then now this should have just getting taken over into socially wise now.
You get what I'm saying?
I can see what you're saying.
But I just think that like, because I have 12 year old cousins.
like their whole personality is based off of like they be saying shit.
And I'm like, you don't even like, you're, I know your parents.
So I don't know why you're talking like this.
And they'd be posting shit and like they want to wear certain things already at such a young age.
And I'm like, yo, like, why are you doing this?
Oh, I see so and so doing it.
And she has so many likes.
And I'm like, no, this is not, this shit not right.
It is an ain't because this is like, even like now, we live at a time.
It's like, I remember like my parents.
parents or my grandparents would be like, hey, you can't make a living or playing a video game all day.
Now you can.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? Like, you can't be on your phone all day and make money.
Yes, you can.
Like, there's way more opportunities and shit like that.
And I just feel like if you channel them motherfuckers into something, then it makes sense.
But don't be depressed because I know grown-ass men that get depressed over Instagram.
Like grown-ass men, they'd be like, man, nobody fuck them out of shit like that.
Like 35 plus.
Yes, and ruins their fucking day.
Yeah.
Mad as hell because nobody liking your post.
Yeah.
That's ridiculous.
That shit is stupid as fuck and it's just like.
But social media fucked up everything else as well too though.
Because now women, you know, they feel like, damn, I got to look like this.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like I have to do these things now and shit like that to be accepted and stuff.
The world is fucked up though.
No, 100%.
And we've been on quarantine for so long anyway.
Yeah.
You know, ain't felt like it for me, but.
Yeah.
I'll probably one of the only people who ain't stopped.
I genuinely don't think you were affected by this at all.
The quarantine?
Like, this didn't happen to you.
Like, you're still, no, you're good.
Oh, I made so much money.
Yeah, you're still in 2019.
Like, you're good.
I like the quarantine.
Why?
Oh, because you didn't, but you didn't even live the quarantine.
You weren't quarantine.
I probably was scared for two weeks.
Yeah.
Like, it was, it was, like, when I first came in a little jumper, it was one week
where it was just like me, Josh and Adam here.
And we're just looking at each other too, like,
zombies damn near.
I'm like, I don't trust you, nakes.
I'm like, I don't know, man.
You might have that COVID.
Because at first I wasn't afraid of that shit.
And then they had, in hindsight,
the way the media made this motherfucker look,
they made it look way worse than what the fuck is being.
Because, like, literally, when they first start talking about COVID,
you know the first thing that I seen?
It was this shit on World Star.
All these Chinese people were just dropping dead, like out of nowhere.
And I'm like, oh, I don't want that shit.
Well, I'm going to be honest, don't get your news from World Star, maybe.
I mean, hey.
I'm like about.
No, I'm just saying, if you see somebody saying there's a new, new fucking virus, and these people are just dropping head out of nowhere.
It's like, no, I get that.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
I probably had that, I don't know.
I probably had that shit like two or three times.
I don't know.
Two or three?
Do you actually think, did you actually have it or you're just saying that?
I'm just saying, like, if anybody should have had it, it should have been me.
Or like maybe you're just immune to it?
Maybe.
Maybe it's the tequila.
That's what I...
I ain't been sick either, though.
The cure.
Okay.
It was only one time that I thought I was sick, though, because I told Adam and I
told him and I told Josh, I was like, look, I may have this shit.
I'm going to go get tested.
I was like, I don't want to give it to you all just in case I had that motherfucker.
To be honest, though, if you were to God forbid get it, would you be surprised?
Like, what would your reaction be?
To be honest.
I get to sleep for two.
weeks.
Get to play video games.
It's the way you don't give a fuck for me.
So you're not going to get the vaccine?
Honestly, and me and Adam had a big
ass argument about vaccinations and shit like that.
And you got it yesterday, right?
Yeah.
My auntie got the shit too, though.
My DJ got the shit.
The thing with me is, and I was explaining to
is just like, our people don't trust the
fucking government.
We've been fucked over by them so many times.
So when they tell us to like get something,
you know what I'm saying?
It is what it is.
But I was talking to my mom and my mom was like
You've been getting the flu shot, right?
I don't get no fucking flu shot.
You never got the flu shot when you were young in school?
I didn't get no fucking flu shot.
Hell no.
Really?
No.
Is that a really a weird thing?
It's not weird, but like literally like,
okay, the flu shot is made out of like pig gelatin.
It's like made out of all type of other shit.
So you're literally getting injected with the shit.
You know what I mean?
Basically you get hit with the shit to where your body.
can fucking fight this shit off like yeah no but my auntie she's in the medical field and she
basically was just like all these rich motherfuckers is lying enough to get it they're trying to buy
this shit early you know what I'm saying all the medical field people are trying to get it and it's
like are they going to give us something that all the doctors and all the rich motherfuckers want to
have and have early and shit like that's like and then it gets to the point too or it's like
if everybody gets vaccinated is this shit going to be over
and I can go back to turn up even more,
then just slide it to me.
I ain't tripping down.
I mean, I think that's how it's supposed to work, yeah.
Yeah, I'm not tripping out.
You know, okay.
Are you going to get vaccinated?
Yeah, probably.
Huh.
No.
I also want to clip that.
That was funny.
What?
No way you did it.
I'm just saying.
Like, you beneath me.
Like, don't get vaccinated.
No, I'm just saying, like,
crazy bitch.
Like, honestly, like, I was with my DJ yesterday.
He was just like, yeah, I got, he was happy.
I got my.
vaccine.
I was like, what did you do?
I was like, you ain't grown on tail yet?
That's what I told.
But, you know, then again,
then again, it's like, when you look at the data and shit, it's like,
well, like, over 500,000 people in the U.S.
die from this shit.
That's fucked up.
And I have a lot of older family members and shit like that.
So it's just like, all right, whatever I got to do to be responsible and
save these motherfuckers because I turned up so much,
I got to do what I got to do.
You know what?
A D for president
A D for president
Y'all
I'm just saying
He wants to save y'all
Yeah there we go
I like that
I like that I can bring that out of
Okay
But that don't mean
That I'm just volunteer
But no
No I mean it's obviously gonna take something
Crazy to happen
In your life
For you to get the vaccine
No no no no
I mean I'm one of people too
Or it's just like
I like the flex and shit
Like yeah I got my teeth done
I'm gonna be like
Yeah I got the vaccine
I'm glad you admitted it.
Yeah.
But.
You sick.
Fuck.
What?
I got my teeth.
Everybody knows that.
I just.
I know.
Adam told everyone yesterday.
He told Yadi.
Yeah.
Adam told Yadi.
He said,
80 and 15.
Yeah.
And just hung up.
No.
No, because like I said,
like we're on the fucking podcast.
Shout out to Julia Rose.
Yeah.
They're just like, oh, we're on the podcast.
I'm minding my business.
And they're like, oh,
You got nice teeth.
And then he's like, well, they're fake.
I'm just like, I'm like, why the fuck you got to do that?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Then I get, then I go to the dentist.
I'm getting my shit clean and a dental assistant, she's like, oh, you have such white teeth.
And a dentist is like, well, they're fake.
And I'm just like, my nigger, why is y'all all hating on a nigger mouth care?
That's fucked up.
Pause.
I'm like, maybe these women are trying to start a conversation with me.
Do you not understand that?
I don't know.
Did you guys go to Starbucks after?
What?
Me and the dental assistant?
You and anyone.
I'm about to say,
no, I can't fuck my dental assistant.
They don't know I got fake teeth.
You just a retard then.
What?
For real.
No, I can't.
I can't.
Your job is to look at people's mouth all fucking day.
You can't tell I got fake teeth?
Honestly, I didn't know at first.
For real?
See, I got you too.
No, because you said you used to not like,
not like let them get so white to what you're just shining.
I like them like,
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
No, they look normal.
And you got like the regular size.
You didn't get like the one size fits all on this.
Now I got a couple of homies where they shit got you.
They got the horse size where you can only see three teeth in their mouth.
That shit is weak.
Hell yeah.
Like you seen somebody smile, you only see like one big ass fucking tooth.
You know what I'm saying?
Let me tell you all.
So many people got the same mouth in Hollywood right now.
Yes.
You don't want that.
If you, if you're going to think about getting veneers, do like AD did and ask.
them say I want these motherfuckers to be the same size as my regular teeth.
Is that what you said?
Yes.
I thought they had like a display of them.
I want, I said, listen, make this as close as y'all can to these motherfuckers, like my regular teeth.
Well, okay.
You told me what was wrong with your teeth before, right?
It was nothing really wrong with my teeth like that.
Yeah, it was like...
It was more on the yellowish side, but you know what I'm saying?
Just from years of hard times.
You know what I mean?
Could have still taken care.
Just a little.
No, I did take care of them, but it's just like, you know what I'm saying?
Brush.
Josh was like brush.
Nah, but like as a kid, I was afraid of the fucking dentist.
Like, okay, I can see that.
Yeah.
I have friends until this day that are still dumb.
I had two of my wisdom teeth taking out.
But.
So you went to the dentist.
I had to.
But let me tell you why, though.
Wait, let me tell you why, though.
Please explain.
The pain that you feel, once you have a fucking.
And inflamed
wisdom tooth
with an infection
is way 10 times worse
than what anything the dentist can do to you.
Yeah.
Like I literally had
in this one over here,
I had a hole in that motherfucker
for like two years.
Yes.
And the debris from the shit
like gave me almost an abscess.
And from that time
I was just hurting so bad for like two days.
And I said,
I'm never going to let my mouth be like this.
again.
So now I got fake teeth.
I have a beautiful smile.
You do.
You have a good smile.
Thank you.
I can get behind that.
But before?
No.
Like that can?
Like I was chewing on rocks.
No, it wasn't that can.
Not the can.
That's bad.
That's very bad.
I'll show you something.
It was more like, well, this ain't a good display either.
There's an assortment of yellows here.
I know.
You let me know what it was doing.
What was paying for.
I'm just going.
Yeah, that shit is bad
What else we got to talk about today?
I don't know what we got to talk about
You got any stories?
I'm talking about it.
Oh, I heard of some shit.
I heard this fucking guy
He cut off
His wife's lover's dick
Gangster
That's not gangster
Now he went crazy
But I was just thinking
In my head like
How did he get that close?
Exactly
Yeah, like
Like
Where did this happen?
How does this story?
I didn't get the back.
backstory. I just seen it. You just seen the title and he was
I seen it. But I just
had me thinking it was like at first I was like
man it's crazy I was like but did
he grab his dick?
What did you see what he cut it off with
like did they say that like knife
fires scissors? I don't know
Did he get creative?
Huh? Florida.
Are you seeing that shit?
No and I just guess I know it was Florida that's just
What do you cut him with though? Yep
What a what? With what?
He got 20 years. His teeth?
Hell no
No hell no
Actually you know what it's Florida I believe it
I knew it with scissors
Oh that's slow isn't it
Oh god that's slow ain't it
Is that what it happened to me
I'd have been like pop me
Kill me
Honestly just stabbed me
I wouldn't want to go through life without a dick
I'd actually had a guy friend tell me once
That he wouldn't feel like himself
If he didn't have a penis
He said he doesn't think he would live life
If he didn't have a penis
Come on like you would live life if he didn't have a penis
Come on like you
it just run into somebody and then y'all
just be getting hot and heavy and then it just be like
I don't have nothing. I also assume that if you don't have a penis you'd probably be a girl
so
it's not that bad like
well well
look we're maintaining
on that note
let's end this shit
let's at the end of the day huh
at the end of the day with A.D. and Yazee
we're about to do the after show right now y'all tune the fuck in man
thank you all for watching what's our business
Thank you.
