No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 25 w/ Wattshomiequan
Episode Date: March 25, 2021At the end of the day, we all knew it was going to happen. AD hosts his new weekly podcast on No Jumper with Yassy Special Guest WattsHomieQuan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc...hoices
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All right, man. What's happening? It's at the end of the day with AD, motherfucking Yazzie.
We have a special guest in the building. This is my guy right here. Watts, homie, Kwan.
If you're not familiar, this is somebody that I'm very proud of. He's, he's grinded like tremendously.
You know what I mean? The nigger, then he's right now, if you don't know about L.A., LA politics, gang culture, if you want a fucking good laugh, go to his Instagram and you will understand Los Angeles people.
way more.
If you are me,
appreciate that.
I wasn't going to say
I wasn't going to say no
person in particular.
But you know, after the OT
situation, I feel like I've been
having to put a Yazzie
through LA class one-on-one
and shit.
Give her the importance of certain
words.
Yeah, tell me, tell me.
There's certain words that you can't say
like everyday words that you might use
can unknowingly dis somebody hood
so you can't say that shit.
Certain ways, if you in a conversation
with certain people that still like super crazy,
you got to change certain words
according to who you're talking to.
So like depending on what area you're in,
you got to know how to fucking talk.
Okay.
Because you'll get your shit maxed out.
Now, I told her,
I told her a word that's like a serious one.
Uh-huh.
And she's like, what?
What's the word, Yassie?
Am I okay to say?
Yes, you're okay to say.
Because you know, y'all know about to trick me on my side.
No, no, go ahead.
Okay.
Weirdo.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
That's the line of like disrespect.
Like, it's different ways you can say that
motherfucking and to come off, like,
crazy. If you put emphasis
on the, like, on the
on the W part, you're like,
this niggas a weirdo. Like, okay.
Nigger get mad at that. Like, this niggas are weirdo.
It's like different ways of saying that shit.
You basically calling somebody a bitch.
Oh, me. And it's like, it's like,
I say like back in the 90s, you'd be like, you
mark. It's like that.
It's like, nigga. I learned that one too. We got to say.
I learned that one too. He taught me that one too.
Quan, give her some more words, man.
I like, I like schooling everybody on this shit.
Mark, Yee, Buster.
Oh, he is.
What is that?
A yee?
A yee.
Like, Angela?
Like, Angela?
Like, Angelia?
Yeah, like, Andy.
Yeah, like, Andy.
Yeah, he was a straight heenus.
Well, weirdo is like that top tier one.
Like, if you hit a nigga like, what you're staring at?
Weirdo.
Like, a nigga gonna get hot.
See, I told her that.
She was like, weirdo.
Yeah.
That's how I said it.
I'm like, weirdo.
You can't say weirdo?
So, like, that way I just said that, would that have been, like, would that have been a deciding factor in
whether I make it home or not.
Yeah.
Low key.
Low key.
If it was like an ugly bitch outside of crazy girls, she's going to squabble you because you.
Yeah.
Right.
And you know it's crazy too because, you know, like on the East Coast, they'd be like suck my dick.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Give us some East Coast words.
We ain't going to be biased right now.
No.
I mean, there's really nothing you could say.
Like if you're being disrespectful and you're coming from a ill place.
I'm just saying, like, what's a disrespectful thing somebody on the East Coast was saying?
Oh, okay.
So a disrespectful thing that I don't find disrespectful is like, like,
I said before. Like I have friends who will call me on
FaceTime be like, yo, like, what are you doing today?
Conversations over. All right, suck my dick.
And that's like, bye. Like, bye.
Oh, yeah, nah. Yeah, nah. I'm like, I'm like,
but it's jokes. But it's jokes. Like, I don't know.
Hell no, you can't, you can't joke with me like that, bro.
Obviously, there's a serious way to say suck my dick.
Yeah. Yeah.
Which I'm.
Okay, so, yes. In your experience, you've been on both coasts.
I hate this nigga here.
No, I'm asking you. You've been on both, you've seen both sides of the
spectrum, right? Who do you think what coast takes
verbiage way more serious? Up to your
standpoint on it?
Is this a trick question? No, it's not a trick question. I just want to know.
You know, I got to be careful with my verbiage.
It's right. Right now. You're safe for here.
Yeah, you're saying the question. Okay. I'm going to go with my
opinion, which is this coast is a little bit different when it comes to
this respect for words. You got to
Like, low ball.
Like, me and Shiggy's show did a skit like that it was neck and neck.
I'm like, oh, like, I see you I do the dances too.
Yeah, and it was pretty much about like, basically, I'm like,
nigga, all right, if you don't give me your number, the home girl's going to rob you.
And he was like, yo, bitch, suck my dick.
I was like, whoa.
Yeah.
Like, you know what I said.
It was wild.
But, like, that's how to a girl out here, she's going to fire on you.
Okay.
And if you say to a girl out here, she's going to call my brother.
Right.
And I don't, I can't say I want to meet the brothers.
So I'm a, yeah.
Tread light.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep, we're going to play on the kitty side of the pool.
Yeah.
No, but, you know, it's just, it's dope, though, to get different perspectives and shit like that.
Like, because, like, you know, fucking with Yazzie, she'd be like, like, she's new to this shit.
So it would be like, damn, like, this is like a baby.
So I'll find comfort in being like, look, this is something that she's, what?
I'm a grown woman.
No, you're a grown woman, but I'm talking about.
I'm talking about a baby in L.A.
I'm new to this.
I'm not true to this.
If we had a college course, you got L.A.1.
I think right now you want I'm remedial I'm remedial I'm remedial you're on one oh two you're
okay you know certain you up to speed you're okay you up to speed you're certain certain jersees
you can't wear certain hats you can't wear please elaborate now that I was like weirdo took me oh
yeah you know you know you good PTSD yeah starting to kick in so that took me a bag but the hats
thing oh yeah the hats is crazy oh yeah hats is crazy yeah every hat represent
a hood. It don't stand for teams.
You know what I'm saying? You got to be
cautious of what hat you wear in certain
areas. Now the safest hat is
the LA hat but depending
on what color you might wear.
Because like the 18s wear the regular
blue one. The regular blue one is that's my
hood hat. Yeah. So it'd be like
niggas no. Every city is different
but you know like
I think the most dangerous one is
well the two most dangerous ones
is the New York Yankees hat.
Mike Buck. Really? Yes.
That's like four or five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, two different hoods.
I'm glad I love mine.
Sox hat, too.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
No, but that one, that one, you can't, you can't miss.
You got to say that one.
West Side, Hoover.
Oh, the H hat.
The H hat is the one.
It's like this.
If any nigga in L.A. is wearing an H hat, nine times out of ten, no, ten times out of ten, that
nigga is from Hoover.
Don't know a nigga, just going to buy that hat.
That's not a hat you just would just buy.
And speaking on that, I was in.
Texas was a week and a half ago.
Yeah.
And they had a hard-ass-ass-ro's jersey, bro.
And they had the H.
Like they have, I said, I can't go back home to wear this motherfucker.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Nick ain't going to wait to see if that's AD.
They're going to start sparking on everything.
Well, I'm going to stick to my free band gang's hat.
I know.
She belongs to the streets.
I'm going to take to that.
I know what this one means.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the one.
So, so, so, so since you got the hat on, she belongs to the streets.
Yes.
Right?
how do you feel about because this week I've been seeing a lot of you say there is no
sweetie slander no no I love sweetie I love sweetie I'm just saying do you okay there's this
nigga named Derek Jackson you you're familiar with him stupid
okay look I'm just saying the theme of this week seems to be fucking losing your bitch
no cheating cheating right yeah so I want to I want to see what is the standpoint on cheating
for all you motherfuckers.
And yes,
have you ever cheated on somebody?
Yes, I already know the answer.
Nope.
Don't put that bad on me.
Girl.
Well, I'm afraid of commitment, yes.
Yes.
I've never cheated.
Yeah, she has.
No, no, no.
Bro, I know personally she's cheated.
She's totally.
I got to tell.
Personal and business.
Personal and business.
Oh, yeah.
Watch your verbi.
And the nigger is at home like,
mother, you're the motherfucking lie.
He's like, bitch, you hit you with the car.
Oh.
I was 17.
I was 17.
Niggia, if she hit you with a car, bro, you fucked up, nigga.
We don't want to talk about it.
Okay, sorry.
What, okay, what about you?
You ever got, let's do it like this then.
I'm not going to, because black men don't cheat.
I'm sticking to that.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Are you ass?
Tell me a time when you got caught up before.
Shit, it was like years ago.
I think I was probably like 18, 19.
but I didn't know that they could tag you on photos
and it was a girl I was talking to
she was trying to give me the slide
and then when she hit me
I'm like nah I'm at the house
I ain't feeling good whatever
Woody Woo-woo-Woo went to that fucking
tag thing and seen that shit
and I was like I can't get out of this
when I had to just come clean like
That's a rookie mistake right there
Yeah he was
What about you, yes? Never got caught up
At least she's a real nigga said
She didn't say she didn't cheat she said
I never got caught up
I don't put myself
through those things. She's a lie.
You've moved smarter.
I'm going to tell you one of mine
that caught me off guard, right?
So I was with
my, I was with a person. I ain't going to sit
there and put nothing out there. Yeah, you can't. I was with a person
right.
Almost fucking myself up.
I was just watching you.
I was just watching you.
I was good.
So back in the dene,
I had a little
scam that my homie
put me on to, right? That he was
getting these cruises.
You feel me? Because you know when you go on these cruises,
you put
in a credit card and they give you a currency
to spend on the cruises.
So the homie was busting the cards,
you know what I'm saying? And
we found out that they had
casinos on the cruises.
So, you know what I mean? You can use that currency
in exchange it for cash. But you would have to
gamble at the shit. So you got the
crap table and all that shit. So we
had a little operation damn near going
on for a little bit that I wasn't involved and I'm just telling you all the story.
You know what I'm saying?
Everything is a legend.
It's a legend, right?
So every week for about two months, I would go on these cruises.
And the good thing about the cruises is you don't have no fucking cell phone service like that.
You know what I'm saying?
Right?
There's no cell phone service like that.
And then what happened?
The Roman charges is fucking crazy.
Yeah, I mean, I found out the hard way.
But you're on the water.
Unless you pay for the internet at that time.
You don't have no cell phone connection,
so you ain't got to check in with your woman
at the time and shit like that, you know what I'm saying?
So I'm like, damn, I got these free cruises.
I'm getting all these excursions, nigger.
I'm taking multiple women on these little wine tasting
back to back.
You know what I'm saying?
Wine tasting, you know what I'm saying?
We're doing all of that shit,
eating the cheese and olives and, you know what I'm saying?
Olive oil, we're doing all that shit.
You got a different type of bag if you're doing that,
my nigga, I don't know no niggas is going
in the wine tasting saying how good the cheese is.
What is it called?
The Charkootery board?
Bro, it was all charged to the game.
We're going on a little safaris.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm doing a little snorkeling every week.
What cruise was this?
This sounds amazing.
It's cracking.
I can't say.
Yeah, shit, man, Jaru sponsored it.
It's part of the fire.
No, my wife, that to this day.
That shit is still crazy.
Hey, but.
Shout out Jop.
But I told this woman at the time, I was like, look, I'm about to go, you know what I'm about to go.
You know what I'm saying?
Out of town to go do this and bam, bam, bomb, bomb, blah, whatever.
And then, you know what I'm saying?
My first baby mama, she was like,
oh, we want to go on this cruise with me.
I was like, all, I go on the cruise with her.
You feel me?
I didn't know this cruise is just full of fucking niggas.
You know what I'm saying?
It's the nigger cruise.
It's a Super Bowl cruise.
That's not what they called it.
No, it's a Super Bowl cruise.
If you know about Super Bowl cruises in Los Angeles,
these motherfuckers from the ages,
from 18 to motherfucking 43,
these niggas go on these cruises and they go fucking crazy.
drop you off in Mexico.
They party, they go fucking nuts.
Listen.
Just that fact.
He said drop you up on Mexico.
They do.
You got to sign a little motherfucking waivers.
Basically, if you get kidnapped or something, it's not on the cruise and all that.
Oh, shit.
What's the fuck.
Wow.
It's a risk you got to take.
That's fucking funny.
That shit sounds like saw.
This nigga taking bitches on sawtrims.
Want to play a game.
What the fuck?
Where's Waldo?
I don't know.
Tell me what happened.
I'm going to hear the bad shit because if this ain't it,
no,
but look,
I'm getting in line,
getting ready to,
you know,
doc,
and I'm just seeing all these fucking women.
I'm like,
something is about to go wrong on this motherfucker.
Either I'm getting in trouble with my baby mama.
Yeah.
Oh,
they was looking good.
What?
The milk was,
it was all over.
I first walk on there,
I see my uncle and all his home boys.
They got sweets in the air with liquor.
I'm like,
Y'all niggas, they're like, we've been doing this shit for six years in a fucking row.
I'm like, okay, I'm thinking I'm about to be on this goddamn boat, sophisticated, eating cheese.
Cheese and wine, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, and I get on this ratchet-ass boat.
Motherfuckers is fighting.
They drop niggas off in Mexico.
Oh, yeah.
Long story short, I have a good-ass fucking time, right?
Right.
I come back and then I go to the girl's house.
And she was like, so how was your trip?
I was like, oh, it was dope, man.
It was cool, though, whatever, and all that.
She was like, so you have fun?
She just letting me talk.
I'm like, yeah, I'm just sitting there.
Oh, yeah, she was this and all.
I was like, you couldn't call you because you know my phone.
You know, the Roman and shit.
I couldn't do all that shit.
She was like, look, it was a picture of me with my baby mama, with her mama, and a couple of other people.
Oh, a family affair.
Oh, you took the gang there.
Whoa.
I was with the gang.
At that moment.
I was with the gang.
The gang with a mile.
What was you changing?
Damn.
That's me.
Nigger.
I bet you probably wondering how I got here.
It's funny like that.
Sometimes.
Boatting holes and got caught up.
That is the moment, though, that your heart drops because you know it's like, there's nothing you can fucking say.
Can I ask you all that one question?
Go ahead.
Has a woman ever showed y'all a picture and y'all have, and it's dead been you and y'all have denied?
Shaggy, it wasn't me.
For sure.
Nick, you got a, for sure.
You got to press that.
That's when you get, like, you flip it.
You get aggressive.
Like, man, that ain't mean.
I'm fucking leave.
Bitch, you want some stupid ass.
You're a weirdo.
I can't take this.
You're weirdo.
You're going to my mama house.
Really?
No, no, no.
You know what hurt me the most is that you didn't trust me, okay?
You didn't trust me.
You have to go sneaking fire shit.
When you go look for something, you find it.
Like, so you got to flip it on her at that point.
I never understood that argument.
If you go looking for him, you find it.
Deny.
You got to be real.
toxic. You got to turn it around like this.
This wouldn't happen. If you
were treating me right, bitch.
If you did your hair some fucking time.
What is your thing with this? He has a thing
with this. With the hair shit? No, he don't like
bonnets. Oh, damn. I like bonnets, but I don't like them all the time. I mean,
they're cool. It's cool. Bonds should go to sleep
to hold your hair. It ain't to hang around all day like a goddamn duress.
You feel me? If you ain't trying to get no
fucking finger waves. Hey, I'm just say, if
the hummies wearing du racks in the summer, that shit is steak. It's like,
hot you out in the fucking street
and you're not washing your du rag every three days
so for sure that motherfucker's thing.
Also hats bro, that's why you got to switch up hats
and I learned the hard way with hats too.
You had a musty head. No, no, no, no, no. I had a musty
hair. No, no, no, no. On some real shit?
Yeah, it stink. I used to go to fucking
Cal State Norferrish, well you know, niggas used to go
out there trying to find females and shit. Yeah.
Niggas would go to Norferers and shit. And nigga, you know
one time it was like 103 degrees or something like that.
But I had my nice outfit on. I did not want to take
my hat off. When I tell you the inside of my head must have been cooking.
It was like sweat, sweat. I'm talking about sweat. I'm talking about sweat. Like, it probably turned to
fucking grease. You feel me? But I'm like, my head is fucking itching and burning. You got to take
my nigger. I went and slept with this fucking girl. I woke up in the morning. I had the biggest
fucking like black rash in the middle of my head for like three, four years, bro. A black rash.
Yeah, like a fucking, what would you call that? Like a skin mark. The plague. Like a Mark of Buddha
the plague.
You had the blake.
I had this fucking mark.
The nigga had a foehead, not a tan.
He had a fucking, what do you call that shit?
Right by your widow's peak, bro.
A big ass black like stain that came overnight and it took me three, four years to get rid of it.
What is that from?
I like to think scientifically that the motherfucking, the motherfucking hat got enough sweat underneath in the hundred and three degrees.
In his pocket.
Cooked it.
You know what I'm saying?
for lay mignon the middle of my head
I got your shit
yeah burn the middle of my shit but it took me
four years to get rid of that shit
and there's a product if you ever got a dark
spot they call them dark spots if you ever get a
dark spot go get you some goddamn ambi
you know what I'm saying there's some like skin
lightning cream yes I had to use that
shit it took a couple of months to get rid
of that motherfucker
I probably wouldn't have this show if I had that fucking mark
the confidence was bad fucking hilarious
but I don't need no halves
according to you
I don't even know. You seen this one that I had a half before?
Yes.
I got hair tats and all that. I'm handsome.
Look, it must be true because he's laughing up your head.
I like, I see what I see.
You see what I see.
You know what I see my nigga with his hat off a few times, man.
And it ain't been right.
Oh, my God.
It ain't been right.
Head shamer.
Oh, my God.
No, I'm olded now.
I love you.
You do?
Oh, my God.
Hey, so let's get back to these.
You don't have no stories.
Yes.
Of what?
My head's sweating?
No, you're demon cheating ways.
No, I didn't know we were back on that topic.
I say,
I have never cheated, but I have caught someone cheating,
and this is how you catch them ladies.
On their Twitter, you go through their likes.
Whoever the first, like, three bitches that you find on Twitter,
they are fucking with.
On top of that, their following count goes up on Instagram.
So it's like, I check the following every day.
Like, if you fuck, yeah.
So I know what's going on.
You're a crazy, motherfucker like.
In my past, though.
No, she's crazy.
If you have to sit there and look at every single person
This nigga follow
Oh, you're crazy
If the number goes up
I just gotta see what's going on
Like are we still in tune?
What are we doing?
Then you find her page
And she's obviously gonna post
She's gonna post
Stupid dummy
Don't post and then that's it
And that's he'd be like
Bitch you got too much time on your hands
Yeah he's basically gonna feel like that
No
You just cheat back
You don't say nothing
You just cheat back
But okay so you said you
Now I know
Now I know it's right on women
See you cheat back and don't say nothing
I'm kidding.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
No, she's not.
You see what in the past?
I have done that in the back.
Okay, talk about that, please.
I did that.
I found out that by ex was cheating on me with a porn star.
That's not bad that you know, a porn star.
Why, though?
It was a nasty point star.
She was, you know, she wasn't the cutest.
So.
Because I'm just.
But you know, yeah.
So in that moment, how did you feel?
Because it's like, okay, this is a porn star.
Yeah.
Did you feel like?
Yeah.
Did you feel like?
I'm not performing sexually good enough for my nigger?
No, it would never be me.
Okay.
No.
No.
I will never think of myself as less done.
Right, right, right, right.
At that point, we should.
You should.
You should not part ways, beloved.
But I'm going to get you back for that shit you did.
So.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, like.
And you told them?
Yeah, yeah.
After like I broke up, I was like, oh yeah, by the way.
Yeah.
That's fucked up.
Yep.
That's fucked up.
I'm like, we're not breaking up.
Bitch, you're going to explain this.
Nope.
No, I don't want to...
So some nigs is going to be like...
Cool.
I mean, what can you say after that?
Like, like, like, like, did you...
Did you suck his dick?
Did you suck his dick?
That's what Nick going to ask you.
Did you?
And you said, you go fall out.
He's going to die.
You can do whatever you want to.
Just some fucking dick.
Hey, we just had this debate, right?
At dinner the other day, right?
Okay.
Different races feel a different way.
Yeah.
My white homie feels like,
if his girl
give somebody
head, then it's not as bad.
Right?
Just, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, like, okay, you can't,
you can't fuck.
You can just get some head.
He's like, okay, that's cool.
I can forgive you for that, right?
My Asian homies, they like,
no.
No, neither.
You feel me?
Neither.
And then the homie asked me,
he was like, what's worse?
Your girl cheat on you
sucking a nigga dick?
Or fucking.
I'm like, if she's sucking a dick
and that's a whole-oh.
It's done.
That's sacred.
Yes.
You don't, you don't.
Now, is this woman supposed to be only have sucked your dick in her whole life?
No, it's not that.
But in the time being of us being together, that better be the only one.
But if you cheat, if you cheat on me, right, and you let a nigga fuck, then I can, I can forgive you for that.
You know what I'm saying?
Possibly.
But if you put another nigga glissing in your mouth.
Oh, yeah.
It's over with it.
You're going to die because every time you think.
You have a nigga glaze your face?
Oh, my God.
Just imagine your bitch looking up at a done.
Oh, no.
God.
Nigger will fucking cry.
That'll make a nigga cry.
He will cry.
He will cry.
A nigga grabbing your woman's face and looking at her in the eyes?
That niggis.
Is she coming back to you?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
That motherfucker is going to turn to a suicide bomber.
That nigga is ready to blow shit up.
For giving.
That, okay.
Would you guys explain it that way?
It's like a, that sounds a little crazy.
No.
But what's to say about the men?
who's out here eating bitch's asses and going home to them.
Now, you're a funky ass, nigga, if you eat, if you're eating random bitch's ass cheeks, like, you didn't say random, but, you know.
I mean, these bitches are random.
If you pick, if you're picking, he's like, no, I've been doing this bitch's high school, okay?
She's a good person.
She's on a chill eating team.
Her grandma bed cookies every Sunday.
We got history.
But that's crazy, though.
I'm just saying.
If you, if you, if, if, I'm just thinking down as fuck.
He's stupid.
No, I'm just saying, though, like, okay, let's flip the shit.
Would you rather a nigga fuck a girl or eat her out?
What's worse to you?
Being that I've been through both, can't say.
I know what feels worse.
They both feel the same.
Damn.
Damn.
That's you.
That you.
That's fucked up.
No, that's fucked up.
I didn't, I didn't seen a girl cheating on me while I was in the car with my mama.
Like, I'm seeing her at the bus.
stop with a nigga and I'm gonna hop out the car
Mark dropped up on God
nigga out bro that that will break a nigga
down to his knees
I got one of my exes in bed with another girl
Oh so what's the name?
What's the name?
Demarges!
DeMargis!
You too, nixon!
I hate you!
Hey
So yeah, it gets dark man.
I had one dark time over
a woman, bro.
I was ready to pop somebody over a girl
before.
Yeah.
Not risk at all.
Yeah, yeah, I was on.
But, you know, that's like when you really, really, like, I swear to God.
I loved you, nigga.
Yeah.
I was, it was this girl that I liked, right?
Uh-huh.
In high school.
And then, like, you feel me?
We would just always be flirting and shit like that.
You know what I mean?
And then finally she was going to give me some play, right?
This actually happened to me twice.
That's why you don't tell niggas your business, man.
It's okay.
Play this fuck up, too.
Yeah, play us fuck up.
You know what I mean?
I learned later on in life about that.
But I met with this nigga that also liked her.
He just seen me.
He was like, hey, what's up, man?
What's up?
I'm like, oh, yeah, nigga, I'm trying to sound cool.
I'm like, yeah, Nick, I'm about to do this and do, boom, right?
He took all the information and told her.
And the next day at school, she was like, mm-mm.
You feel me?
I'm like, what the fuck?
Fade.
Bro, that's what I was on that.
I'm like, nigga, I'm going to see you.
I'm about to get on you, cud, woo, woo, whatever.
You feel me?
I ended up to a party, but, nigga, he was in there with like 10 or 15 of his
homies.
was like, God.
With the girl.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
I called my homie D. Mack, rest in peace.
I said, bring the pistol.
On me.
So when they come out.
Air that motherfucking door out.
That's L.A. shit.
I don't know.
I don't know.
A New York party, I don't know if the niggins still got Swiss blades on their mouth.
Slap a nigga, but niggas is a shoot at the party or in that motherfucker.
Hey.
That's L.A.
shit.
When I tell you, my homie can't bought the pistol and I was hiding in the goddamn bushes waiting for this
nigga to come out.
Wait, what, Eddie?
Alleged
Wait a man
Alleged
This is high school
In hindsight though
In hindsight though
That had been the stupidest fucking mistake
Of my goddamn
They would have me
Dead to fucking rights
And it wasn't for an older homie
That seen me
He was like
You about to fucking do this over a bitch
Nicker what
Dad they're about to beat me up
Over that shit
And they took me away from that shit
Good get out the bush
Like
Oh man that's shit
But you need big homies
That's gonna sit there
And try to do it
Real shit.
Because these are the type of things that are going through your mind.
It's like, my nigga, you about to do all of this over a girl that you ain't even had sex with or nothing that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
But like, it's fucked up.
But logic be going out the window when you're like really in it.
Yeah, real shit.
Yeah, that shit is.
He just said he's seen this girl.
You feel me at the bus stop.
That shit fucked me over.
Did you cry?
Yeah, I cry.
I'm going to keep that shit a thousand.
I love that.
I'm going to keep that to the thousand.
That shit hurt, nigga.
Yeah
When you see that shit
And then you called the phone
And the nigga pick up
And she let the nigga after the phone
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh it's bad
Oh no
She's a damn
Oh my god
That's some yazzy shit right there
You sit next to somebody like that
Let the nigga get on the phone
She would never
She gets off on like being disrespectful
And doing his funny ass slick shit
And stuff like that
Damn
Nah never
You don't think so?
That's bad
That's horrible
See, this is part of her trick, too.
No, no, I would never.
You're trying to trick the goddamn audience of your evil ways.
No, I'm not evil.
When a camera come off, she was like this.
AD, shut the fuck up.
Stop telling my business.
Yes.
You got to fuck up.
She said, right.
Yeah, yeah.
Mind your business that pays.
It's Erica Minna, too.
Sorry.
No, let me not.
No.
No.
No, but, you know, I know that a Yazzie is a,
Very influenced by sweetie.
And I've talked about this shit like three, four times this week.
And I want to know, I want the female perspective on how do you feel that,
how she handled the situation when it came down to the good brother, Cuevo.
She went out like she was supposed to.
Why do you feel that?
Because I didn't expect, I don't know, he doesn't really like strike me as the type of person to have gone on Twitter and do all that.
He was forced to.
Not necessarily.
Yes, he was.
No, I mean, you...
Because of that threesome, uh, question.
Okay, now let's talk about that.
Because I genuinely feel like she was being witty and sarcastic.
I feel she was being witty and on top of that.
She was trying to prove a point, like, why is the threesome necessarily a gift if you're doing the right thing?
Like, why is that a gift in a relationship?
It was a hypothetical question.
Yeah, and that was a hypothetical answer.
You just said she was being witty.
Yeah, she was being witty.
But the question was real.
Yeah, okay.
So it was her answer.
Like, it was a real answer.
answer. But she was being witty and sarcastic
and she was proving a point.
Talk to me. Okay, what did you think, Kwan?
Hey, guys.
I love both of you guys.
If you need a skit
in your videos, I am
the guy. So this question I can't
answer, but it
wild. You know what I'm saying? Certain shit you keep
in private. Certain shit you keep
in private. See, I took what she
said very witty. You know what I'm saying? I didn't think
that there was no truth to that. Like,
I think she was playing around, but what I'm referring to is, you know, how she went to Twitter
and said, yeah, I'm this, this, this, this, and just basically.
She just said she's single because everybody, then the narrative was fun.
But you could just say that you're single.
You don't got to say because he's, he's been unfaithful and he didn't gave the body to somebody else.
It possibly could have been coming from a moment of being hurt.
And everybody making it seem like, yeah, I'm saying, she just so, she's like, oh, well,
y'all don't know, I'm hurt, so let me just.
But see, it could have been.
But if you've been single for months, then.
it's not coming from a moment of hurt.
To me, it was no need for no explanation.
And I feel like people looking at Cuevo now,
I'm saying, oh, he's toxic for what he wrote back.
I don't feel he toxic for something he wrote back.
If somebody is broken up, whatever the situation is, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you don't have to put everybody into that.
And it's like you forced this man to respond.
You know what I'm saying?
And I know how he feels.
It's like, damn, but we got something, we shared something.
Like, you kind of just throwing me under the bus.
And that's why I feel like he was like,
you're not the woman I thought you was.
Yeah, you still.
Go to hell.
See, what you?
That's why I wanted to ask a female perspective.
I mean, at the end of the day, like, nobody knows.
Because I seen your Twitter, you're talking about,
yes, girl, and all this shit like that.
Because that's my asses.
And I hope I bump into her outside because I'm going to go up to her.
But see, but are you biased because you use her fucking slogans?
No, I fuck.
I, no.
I fuck with Kwebo.
And I think the new project from the Mingo is about to be hard.
Oh, I agree.
But, no, it's not no bias.
I genuinely believe that she was being witty and sarcastic.
As someone who is mad sarcastic, I'm talking about as far as airing out why she stopped fucking with him on Twitter to the world.
Oh, because y'all changed the narrative and made her sound like a fucking treash for that answer.
So, I mean, she had to explain herself to an extent.
All she had to say was me and quibble and all together no more.
She did.
And a bunch of other things.
Because.
She said what she had to say.
And then.
And then.
And then.
She had to get it all out.
You know what I'm saying?
And you feel that that's okay.
There's no more relationship.
We can't speak on that.
See?
And women, women, they stick together like that, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Niggas, we don't get no goddamn break.
You do?
No, we don't.
Hell should.
We only have one savior right now.
His name is Kevin fucking Samu.
Oh, well, that says a lot about you.
What you mean?
Personally.
Do you know when he was here?
I was just soaking someone again?
six like i don't believe okay i ain't with that part
i don't like listen hey wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute we ain't no goddamn six
all right's funny we said that shit but that okay take away from that that's the one era this man
has said the one what else you think he said that was wrong i don't want to attack this man it's not
attacking it's cool you was when he was in his room you was here yeah no he said good things that
day and what do you think that he says wrong to women i don't know i think it's just his
delivery is a little bit demeaning
demeaning.
So, okay, we can all look.
Like asking a woman her weight.
Listen.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's what is that going to do?
Deep down inside, if you know you ugly, you know you're ugly.
If you're fat, you know you're fucking fat.
If you know you look like a fucking, if you know you shape like a goddamn Toyota
cyan, then you know that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
What?
You just make crazy.
If you're shaped like a goddamn Fiat, you know what I'm saying?
A Fiat.
Come on, man.
This thing is foul.
Nah, at one time
when I worked at the gas station
it was a lady that came in there
and I thought she was pregnant
I'm like, oh, how many months are you?
I've done that before you.
She was like,
nigga I ain't pregnant.
I was like, oh, congratulations
on the tumor.
Congratulations on the tumor.
It's crazy.
That's fucked up.
But see, that's why you're playing.
Just playing.
Just playing, but like,
I was like, oh.
I was like, oh.
Oh, okay.
Well, the gas point.
My mom's working now.
You can see?
My mama told me, don't never ask.
Don't never congratulate a woman unless you know she's pregnant.
Don't dig in a woman's purse either at all.
But I didn't know.
I didn't know.
So, you know what I'm saying?
It was just me being nice, making conversation.
And it was fucked up.
I felt like an asshole that whole day.
I was like, damn.
But see, and that's how I feel like Kevin Samuels.
Some people need the hard truths and they make better decision.
That may, somebody may feel bad after that.
And they go right to the gym and change their life and get the manner they want.
Right.
but everybody's too pussy to tell them.
Just like today, prime example, I had the wrong jacket on.
I had a little-ass jacket on, and everybody in the office is sitting there just like, whatever.
Okay, let's not do that.
I always tell you when you got them little-ass coats on.
Hold on.
I'm just saying, right now, I put on a little-ass coat because it wasn't mine.
It was another one.
The one I got on now is mine.
Everybody in the office is sitting there, it's fine.
I know they're thinking in their head.
This little-ass coat, little head-ass niggum.
You know what I'm saying?
I say it though.
Then Josh is like, hey, they look like, yes, he's jacket.
I think this is your right one.
I'm like, that's you fucking eat.
Was he white?
Huh?
Was the white person?
He is white.
Real nigger.
Real nigger.
He's very thorough.
But if he didn't tell me that, I would have had the wrong code on all day moving around.
My fuckers would have been giggling.
Like, what?
Did he wear these small clothes?
No, I would have said something.
When you went to lift your hands, if your coat went like this, I'd have been like.
You would have to wait until he lied.
You would have to wait until he lied.
You would have to him.
I don't know.
Like, you got a little ass coat on again.
Man, but see, that shit is fucked up though.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
But so Kevin Sanders does the same thing.
Yeah, but we have a personal relationship.
I can tell you you got a little ass code on.
Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure.
Yeah.
I can tell you shit too.
Yeah.
I do.
Yes.
I know.
No, but I'm saying, and that's kind of why I hate to be like just on a hate train for somebody.
Yeah.
But the Derek Jackson, nigga.
I'm happy this shit happened to his bitch ass.
Why?
Because he'd be throwing niggas under the bus.
all the time.
The nigga act like Russell Wilson, he'd be like,
the guy that goes out and does this
is not into you, he's this.
Women look at that shit and they'll start, you know what I'm saying?
They start analyzing and building
a nigga up from this nigga's actions
and then now, like,
I know those niggas and this nigga DMs
like, nigga leaving this nigga voice message.
Like, you bitch ass nigga, my bitch compared me to you.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
They're going up.
But he, yeah, I'm saying,
I ain't time to talk about this situation.
I just feel like his shit.
it is worthless now
all that career is always
he better start a meme page with the followers he got
and redeem himself you know what the nigga did
though girl the third person shit
the nigga won the third person
though that shit was wild
and made a reaction to himself
and his wife yeah that was tricky
bro bro bro bro bro bro bro that was like that
that shit crazy I don't he
he just might as well just give up
and his wife it's like cause she in the coat
wait wait wait the fuck the fuck the
Fucked up part.
I see this shit on the way here.
Digger, she,
okay,
she had a little Black Panther,
a little hat thing,
and then the Army,
army church.
It's a spiritual warfare.
Well,
but the part that fucked me up,
my nigga,
she had a motherfucker fucking saxophone
behind her,
bro.
I swear to God,
I thought she was about to.
Sax him up on.
Lisa,
it's your birthday.
Happy birthday,
Lisa.
You are really ridiculous.
Not Josh singing the song on it
Hey, that's the only thing I'm gonna say about that
That's the only saxophone song I know
Bro, I'm God, bro.
I damn near cry watching that shit, man.
Yeah, I'm like.
That was funny.
I'm like, cuz she's like spiritual warfare
And I'm buttless and he's did this like, I'm like,
But that's your bitch ass get, nigga.
Fuck you, nigga.
Yeah, yeah.
I hope they can work it out, you know.
I don't care, kid.
Stop throwing niggas under the bus, man.
Right, that too.
When you're a nigga, bro.
You're a nigga, bro.
You know what time it is.
You know you got them thoughts.
And the fact that Cudde paid $1,200, you gave her a stimmy,
because when you got a wife with a goddamn saxophone at home.
You know what I'm saying?
Not you.
You spit your government stimulus.
Oh, fuck.
All right, my nigga.
This ain't fair.
This is not fair.
Your wife got a Black Panther hat and a saxophone, bro.
I for sure.
And you gave out your stimulus check to another bitch,
and you be throwing niggas under the bull.
us like we dirt bags all the time that's fucked up he he ain't shit for that and I really
women that told me you need to look at Derek Jackson stuff you need to be you need to do I'm
like bitch fuck Derek Jackson now I'm glad I'm ending up everybody
look at your boy look at your boy I figured this kid's worse to me
I figured this animosity was coming because I don't like that okay and he because basically
that's funny he talks down on everything that Kevin Samuel says my boy Kevin
same.
This is funny.
You know what?
Image consultant.
High value, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Ph.D.
Oh, man.
Say, you listen to the Derek Jackson and shit.
I don't listen to none of these niggas.
Yes, you do.
I don't.
You listen to Spider Cubs.
No.
He's just funny his hell.
Oh, my God.
What you got to say?
Go ahead.
Spider Cud.
Nothing, man.
Nothing.
Take something.
Niggas.
My, nigger.
I'm on a saxophone run all day today.
I thought for sure she was going to hit a fire-ass election after that video.
I'm not going to lie.
I hope she somehow sees this and does.
Fuck you.
Like I'm fucking talented.
Fuck her too.
That's fucked up.
I don't care.
She's a victim.
I just,
she's a fucking victim.
I just pray that.
Yeah,
I'm saying.
She gets help.
Yeah.
Yeah.
God bless both of y'all.
You know what I'm saying?
Get the fuck about it.
Yeah.
God bless both of y'all.
This is stupid
Nah, man
Because look
One thing about me, bro
I'm a fucking realist bro
You know what I'm saying
Like if somebody
gonna do some shit bro
They're gonna do it
It doesn't matter about nothing
They ain't no
You know what I'm saying
Motherfuckers try to say
Oh it's attack
The devil did it
You know what I'm saying
Like nah the devil ain't did it
Nigel you seen them
I seen the bitch
That you was cheating with
I would
You know
I see I see
I see it girl
It's worth the stymie bro
You know what I'm saying
That's stupid
It's worth to steamy.
You know what I'm saying?
But, man, no, no, no.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm not.
Fuck y'all.
Anyway.
Hey, dude, please.
Man, fuck all that.
Oh, my God, man.
Let's move on to, uh, I've seen this other shit, too, right?
Mm-hmm.
It was a debate.
They said $178.
Is that too much for a first date?
Nah.
Some niggas gonna say, yeah, but nah.
I guess it depends on your financial situation.
Okay, that's smart to say that.
Yeah, no, for sure.
Smart to say that thing.
You were real nigga for that.
I wouldn't have said it like that.
Because I remember being a fucking Friday's nigga and then upgraded to BJs and then, you know, you know, mass rolls, you know what I'm saying?
And stuff like that, you know what I mean?
But it was like, it was like a real big debate about that shit.
And a lot of people, my niggas was like, man, $178.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And I actually went to mail rolls, right?
And someone fucking bought out of camera and asked me.
hey are you it's tricking cool and bop bop bob is like do you do you respect a man paying for all the bills
and shit like that and they like this like like i'm about to say something i say yeah they're
like yeah look to me like i had shit on my face you feel me no no you post to do that shit
yeah as a man that's a responsibility to be able to provide and take care yeah i'm saying
and there's gonna be people in the comments and you niggas are simps and you niggas is weirdos
that's why you bitch fucking with a nigga that's giving a fuck about her you stupid ass goofy
Like, come on, make you like, fuck out of here
Like, fuck out of here.
Because I'll send your bitch at $300
$100,000 cash at face.
Real shit, because it's like some shit.
Which is so crazy.
But the shit is like this.
That's not crazy.
Like, I understand if.
Send me one.
See?
Nasty.
See?
But I understand like if a nigger pockets is hurting
and then he tells us girl like, hey, babe, like, you know what I'm saying?
I only got this much.
Can we go half?
You can't be embarrassed to say that because at the same time.
You know, you know what I'm saying?
you doing that shit, you'll completely go broke.
You know what I'm saying?
Rather than just cite some shit.
Just cite some shit.
What can she do?
If she don't want to fuck with you because you ain't got the end,
then you shouldn't fuck with her in the first place.
She's going to grab a saxophone and be-d-d-d-d-do-do-do-de-do-de-do.
No, transparency is fucking everything, man.
And I've been, bro, I've been there, bro.
I'm like, hey, first baby mom, I'm like, hey, can I take your, can I take your Nissan?
Hey, let me get the car.
We would travel with that motherfucker like the magic school.
bus, bro. We go through all.
I'll get you a cheese enchilada.
Nika turned to taris on baby. I'm going to bring
you something back. You know what I'm saying?
Come back, three, four in the morning. I'm going to feel your gas
tank back up. I never used to fill it.
Oh yeah, you was asshole, too.
I mean, I didn't have it.
I did not have it, though.
Damn. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
It's understandable, though.
That was probably the lowest time I was
in my life. You know what I'm saying? I had a
I had a two pen and felony
cases. I couldn't get a job. I wanted to get a job. I wanted to get a
I had a fucking
one or I think my daughter
was one or two years old
so I got to buy diapers and if you have a kid
diapers and wipes
is fucking expensive
nigga that's why
you ask for that shit at the baby shower
fuck gifts, fuck clothes
diapers and wipes
let me survive for the first year
so I can just stack money up the body
and then too
if your girl not breastfeeding
infamil costs a lot too
that shit
so you tax all that you had on
One fucking case is like 60 bucks, 40 to 60 bucks for one little, I mean not a case, one little, little can of that shit, yeah.
Bro, I used to go through that shit, you know what I'm saying?
The wick, all that motherfucker.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
You know what I'm saying?
And, man, like that, I used to pay, bro.
Back then I used to pay $5 for my haircuts.
My shit was fucked up.
Oh, God.
All what?
$5 cuts, bro.
But that's some L.A. shit, too.
Like, niggas, there's Barber.
You can pay your $5.
You know, though, that $5 cut, though, you're going to have some scabs and some scars in your head.
You're going to have a design
That wasn't supposed to be a design
A nigga gonna say is new clippers
Each time he cut your shit up
And push your line back
It's new clippers
That's his excuse
That's a nigga favorite excuse
For sure for show
What's the importance of hair lines
For you, Yazee?
When it comes down to that
Okay so I have a weird thing
What's your weird thing?
Okay so the first thing I noticed
about somebody is like
Their head shape
And like
No but that was really a determining factor
For me
Like I don't
There's so many different
shape heads in the world
I mean, it is, but that's like something weird to like...
It's weird, yeah, it's one of my weird, like, things.
But hair lines necessarily, I mean, your shit just got to be right.
See, because women tell me the first thing they check for a niggas is their first they fingernails and their shoes.
Yeah.
Yeah. Niggas, we look at it.
Look at that ass right there.
That's all niggas look at, really.
Yeah.
That's all niggas look at.
Well...
I'm more of a face, niggas.
In high school, I used to make sure, like, you blend in, you'll leave out with your weave.
Because if it's like two different colors, like that shit is like very, that's bad.
That's bad. And it can't be two different textures.
Yeah, on me, on God.
It cannot be like, I don't know where you got that shit from.
I don't know if you got it from the $10 discount bucket and the beauty supply,
but you need better quality hair to mix with your shit.
Like, yeah, that's ugly.
Yeah, I didn't have some, bro.
I didn't have some, some not scary foreign monsters before, bro.
I was just talking about that shit, you know what I'm saying?
Some Halloween actors, bro.
Every nigga.
You gotta go through that.
No, yeah, no, for sure.
I think everyone goes through that.
For sure.
Women do too?
Yeah.
You got a fuck with ugly niggins?
They go to.
I'm pretty sure.
Because sometimes when they get the ugly niggas, the ugly nigger that really
don't take care of them and care.
Yeah.
Because they...
Super nice.
I ain't used to really...
Yeah, I'm saying.
So they got all this love inside them.
And then sometimes they dog the niggas out.
But sometimes...
Yeah, sometimes.
They fall for the ugly nigg and the ugly nigga be the nigger that's dog and the shit out of them.
But see, too, women have...
Unfortunately.
Women are
Yeah, unfortunately
Unfortunately, fuck David
Right
Right
Women are selective
Of who they think
is attractive
Because money makes
a niggas more attractive
to women
You know what I'm saying?
We don't look at that
You can have all the money
We're like bitch, you ugly
You know what I don't see
Some fly-hawns
That nigger's saxophone
Is on like
I want to get a saxophone now
Care
Do you?
Actually, I used to be a music class
And this little put I got right here
I used to play the fucking saxophone
I wasn't good
But the music fucking board
Failed down
And sliced my fucking
Oh yeah
That shit used to be metal
I was in band class
So I used to play the drums and shit
Wow
Look it's a little cut right there
I've had this in 7th grade
You wasn't good
No I wasn't good
I wouldn't like
Dary Jackson's wife
You know what I'm saying
I should have had the black panther hat
Yeah
She's going through it
She ain't going through it
All she ain't going through it
All she'd do is com her goddamn here
And she'd be good
You know what I'm saying
That's fucking good
I'm crazy, bro.
Yeah, I don't keep up.
Fuck all that shit.
I don't like nobody that goes against the go, Kevin Samuels.
You are opt in.
Let's keep a G.
A part of the Army, man.
That's stupid.
That is so disappointing.
Why?
He's a part of the Army?
Like, you hear this name?
He's going crazy.
Yeah, he's there.
Combat boots.
But you want to know what Kevin asked a woman, right?
He said, what, like,
television shows, right?
Programming are catered to men.
He said, name three.
He named like 10.
He's like the view,
it's all type of shit he named that are like catered to women.
He said which one of these are like,
name three that's catered to men.
And there's none that's catered to men.
You know what I mean?
And it's like we have.
The game.
That was catered to men.
What the fuck is the game?
Oh, with Tasha Mac and him.
I watched it.
Who's Tasha Mac?
Wendy Raquel Robinson.
Remember, she was on
the Steve Harvey show
was Miss Piggy, the principal.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, it was her.
Who's talking about the BT show,
the football shit?
Yeah, that was her head.
No, we talk about, like,
talk show, like a Wendy Williams
or something like that.
You said Dateline also.
I know.
That's, I know.
That's the Keeler.
Tonight on tonight on date line.
The saxophone
killer.
The saxophone chronicles
starring Watsoomy Kwan
Amiyazi
Can't forget about our co-star
Miss Bonnet
You gotta get this Bonnet to come in
With the Army
Exterminate niggins
I'm black y'all
I'm black y'all
I'm blickety-black
You never seen that movie?
No.
CB4
Oh my God
How did I see CB4?
She's like
I'm 12.
Damn, saying.
Her shit off the porch is like
Sweet Life of Zach and Cody and shit.
Don't do that.
By the way, 15 years ago,
Hannah Montana came out.
Wow.
I just don't know.
Oh my God.
That's fucked up.
Sweet Life, Zach Cody was cool, though.
No, it was cool, yeah.
Not I watched other shit, though.
Don't do me like that.
Oh, your Uncle Magic.
I forgot.
Fuck you.
Oh, yeah.
Damn.
You heard about Uncle Magic, bro?
No, I did not.
It sounds horrible.
It's East Coast suburban clown, I guess.
Like a Richard Tommy the clown in the East Coast.
Yes.
Yes.
Wow.
She had a fucking white hip-hop Harry.
He was black.
And speaking of hip-hop Harry.
Please don't.
Okay, I'm going to leave it alone.
Please don't.
Don't wake this up again.
Yeah, bro.
He's black.
Oh, damn.
She has a situation with hip-hop.
I don't know about Harry.
Damn.
That's fucked up.
All right, move on.
Let's move on, guys.
Let's move on, guys.
All right.
Let's talk about my homie Kwan, man.
Let's talk about all the fucking music video appearances that you are in.
Because I fucking tripped out when I seen you in Old Town Road.
That was the most random shit I ever seen in my fucking life, bro.
Appreciate that, man.
Shout on my nigga, Calmatic.
Man, the director that threw me in that motherfuckery.
Name some more motherfucking videos that you in?
I did YG and Tiger.
He was a slay, right?
Blop.
No.
That was YG
bitch niggins niggin'n Knit Snickin music video
I played a slave in the video
We ran away
We beat up master
And ran away
And then
Yeah it was that
motherfucking
YG tiger
Blueface Bob
I just did a Draco
And blueface video
Just did a little Wayne music video
Recently
Um
Shit
I've been in a lot of fucking
music videos
Like a grip of shit
I help
Uh
fucking
second AD
Snoop Dog and Lou Duval music video
Do You Like I Do. Also,
I was the second second AD
on Beyonce's Black as King.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You forgot the most important video you was in.
What's one?
AD, OT Genesis, mine.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that was my shit.
That was my shit.
You were supposed to drink with me at the bar, but we didn't have
no real liquor.
You were my goddamn bartender.
And I loved it.
In the goddamn video.
Oh, God, I forgot.
Hey, somebody hit me up.
this week was like, hey, that's what made me.
He was like, let me hit a Kwan again on this goddamn show.
Somebody said, how do you have
Kwan as your bartender in the video?
Like, this is a real fucking,
like this is your real occupation.
Like you serving this fucking real liquor
with a saxophone.
You know what I'm saying?
That saxophone shit funny though.
Nah, bro, but you know,
you're one person, bro, I'm extremely proud of.
Thank you.
And I didn't even know before we got on it.
You was like, bro, you know, you won the first niggas
that, like, hopped in my video.
I didn't fucking know that shit.
No, real shit.
I had a video pretty much we had flipped
G'd up,
Ged up.
A baby boy soundtrack.
Yeah, baby boy soundtrack.
And Adam just watched that shit
for the first time like this week.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
But shit, AD was the only nigga that really pulled up.
I was hitting up everybody.
He was like, all right, come on.
Like, we went, Compton, shot the shit, filmed the shit.
He just did it for free.
Then charged me nothing.
We just did it out of love.
And it was,
crazy because I knew of him, but I didn't know him like that, like that. But for him to just pull
up on me and want him to fuck with me out of nowhere, he didn't come with no homies, no, none of that.
He was by herself. Yeah. And then, fast forward. I see my dog on walling out, man. Come on.
That's big. Because talk to me. I really, I really, like, really watched you, like, put that in the air.
You know what I'm saying? You just start making skits. And I've progressively seen the skits go from,
like a little bit of viewers
to like okay now it's causing
some steam then it's like oh
this nigga is he killing it
and then you know I've seen you
early on saying like I want to be on wilding
out and you making campaigns for that shit
yeah and
talk about
how you got that and your reaction
of doing that and fucking with that
because I know how bad you wanted to get on that show
bro yeah so basically
I'm just tell you the whole story about that way
so I was trying to get on wild
and out for years. I didn't know how to.
I seen when they went to film at CBS Studios.
So I signed up, got some free tickets to go to the show.
I ended up going to the show meeting some of the cast.
And I was like, I got to get on the show. I got to figure out how.
And I asked when the security guards, I'm like, do they film impaired all the time?
It was like, yeah, when their seasons is in, you know, L.A. type shit, they're here.
So I'm like, all right, cool.
I figured out how to get a job there.
I got a job there, security.
So I was like, all right, when the season comes back inside there, nigga, I'm a
talk to Nick directly. I stayed there for a while. It didn't happen that way. They end up
firing me. Fuck y'all. And then I went on the campaign for Wilder Now because I was like going
through a bad relationship and I was on a verge of being homeless. And I seen Nick Cannon post like
who y'all want to see him Wild or Not? And it was like something in my spirit was like, go for
that shit. So what I had did was I took my last $35. I went to the sloth and swam
bought a red hoodie and had the African nigga stitch. Stitch.
Watering out on a jacket
And I went out every day
And I filmed the skit
Trying to get Nick Cannon's attention
And then one day DJ head called me
He was like hey bro
Shout out to head
He was like hey you talk to Nick Cannon
I'm like nah niggas
Been saying they're gonna link us
And like alright hold on
Nick Kitten was on the phone
I was sending
He was like hey bro I ain't watch your shit
But niggas is telling me like
You wanna get on the show
And you funny but I can't guarantee you
And get on my show
But I'm gonna give you to audition
I was like bro
I don't want nothing handed to me
give me the audition and I'm going to do whatever I got to do to show you I could be on the show.
So they made me do my own audition tape and I didn't know how to do no audition tape.
So I went to my barbershop.
I was like, all right, let's figure this shit out.
So I put out some tables.
I had some Wild On Out girls and I did the whole Wildenow show myself in a barbershop, submitting my tape.
They didn't hit me back.
I was like, oh, my shit sucked.
My shit sucked.
So I was waiting for them to call me.
They ended up hitting me like two weeks before my birthday and was like, hey, we want to fly you out to Atlanta.
and I went to Atlanta and it was history after that.
I know that's right.
I love stories like that.
And you're on this season too, right?
Yeah, yeah.
This is my fourth season on Wild or no.
Can you plug me in?
Oh yeah, come on.
See how you do that?
Look, so Nick, Chuck, if y'all watching.
Chuck is my homeboy.
You know what I'm saying?
First of all, let me tell you about this nigga Frisco, Chuck, bro.
I'm going to send this shit to this nigga, too.
This nigga, Chuck, bro, so I always will go to Scottsdale, bro.
And we got mutual friends and shit like that, bro.
Yeah.
I'm a real avid bowler.
And ever since fucking quarantine happened, I have not been able to bowl.
Bowling is, I don't know if you know bowling is like real big to us.
This thing you got a picture of itself at Penns.
Do you really?
Oh, you don't fuck around.
No, Penn's is like.
Okay.
No, I know what Ben's.
This nigga O.T threw his birthday party at Penns and shut the shit down, right?
Fab came.
Everybody came to the money.
Remember, a pun did that shit years ago.
years ago.
It was years ago.
Like machine gun, Kelly Tion, all them was there.
Now the first time I actually met you in person.
Mm-hmm.
Then me, Eric Bellinger, we rerun it out of fucking
the bowling alley down the street
in the alleged area that we're in.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Down the street.
But like, you know what I'm saying?
That's actually like where I met with his Khalifa at.
You know what I'm saying?
That's where our friendship.
Yep.
That's where our friendship started.
I fucking went to fucking pins.
and O.T. knew them already.
I was walking to the back.
And then, you know, everybody was like, oh, what's up, Jen?
And everybody's introducing him like, I'm like, how I'm AD.
He was like, yeah, I know who is.
I fuck with your project with the lowrider shit.
And I was like, what the fuck?
You know what I'm saying?
And then ever since then, man, that's always,
that's been like one of my close friends and shit like that.
But, you know, bowling, that nigger whiz is a fucking super good.
bowler.
Chevy Woods,
super good bowler.
The whole Taylor game,
them niggas can bowl.
They started going more
than we did.
You know what I'm saying?
Like,
then Snoop started going.
Then,
like, pens end up being
like the fucking
epicenter on Wednesdays.
Like,
shit was crazy,
but I have not
been able to bowl
this whole quarantine
and I'm fucking
sad about that shit.
Let my make a bowl.
No,
I want a ball, bro.
But Chuck,
you feel me
Chuck used to
I went to Arizona right
and if you know anything
about bowling
the different lanes
if they don't wax the lanes
the right way
because I know how to
spin with the ball
you know what I mean
like that
you're nice like that
okay
you need to pay the ball
you spend
you know what I'm saying
you throw the bowling ball
and you spin that motherfucker
and you know
everybody go
oh shit
like they wow
because they're like
okay they're professional
shit
and I went to Arizona
to this janky ass
fucking lane
bro
Janky-ass fucking lane
And I'm gambling with this nigga Chuck, bro
And he whipped my ass
In bowling in Arizona with his janky-ass
Elaine, that shit is garbage as fuck
Feel me?
Got you.
Same as Sage the Gemini
Shout to my brother, Sagey Gemini.
Went to bowling with this nigga
The only bowling alley I ever went to in my life,
bro, where the pins don't actually
knock the fuck down.
Is it like a...
No, they knock down and they come back up?
And then they pull them back up by string.
And I'm gambling with niggas
who don't...
Yes, swear to God.
Fuck you, Saja Gemini for doing that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm like cheated.
That is, no, like they're knocking shit down
and then they pull the shit back up with these strings.
Like the pins is connected to streams and shit like that.
That's wild.
Fucking retarded.
That's wild.
Our challenge, I should say.
Yeah.
We don't say that way.
Yeah, but you told me off camera that you got a role coming up.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I want to say it.
No, no, don't say it.
No, no, don't do it.
You're going to fucking up your shit.
But it's fucking big.
It's big.
Yeah, it's big.
So y'all, y'all be stay, take tune to all that shit, you know what I'm saying?
The big shit coming soon.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And y'all seeing this shit about the Krispy Kremes, how they're giving out free donuts for a year.
Yep.
For vaccine.
For vaccination.
If I never wanted to get vaccinated, I want to get vaccinated now.
Period.
I'm glad that that's what it's going to.
Thank you.
Shout out the Kris Kris Kris cream.
For Kris cream, bro.
I'm going to keep that shit a buck with you, Sam.
Come on, Sam.
Look, I'm not going to get no motherfucking vaccine.
Fuck that vaccine.
Okay.
I love Krispy Kreme, though.
Y'all my niggas, you know what I'm saying?
Free Krispy Kreme.
Think about it.
Every day.
Every day.
See, look, my thing is this.
You see that hot and ready sign?
You like this.
I ain't got to pay for this, good.
You'll fucking round and crash your car,
nigger trying to look at the fucking hot and ready sign.
But the thing is this, they haven't even been through the whole first phase of the vaccination.
I don't know if niggas turning into zombies,
wear whoops the shit?
I want to know first
before I consider doing that shit.
Let me know.
What's you saying?
Adam is okay.
He's like,
zombie.
So I just got to see
if niggas is okay,
then I'm saying.
Think about it.
But right now, I ain't gonna lie.
I'm spooky than the motherfucker
to take that joint.
But the fact that Krispy Kreme
is like, yeah, we're gonna
we're gonna waste millions of dollars.
Chick-fil-A next.
I mean, that's a real name.
Give us free chicken sandwiches.
Free Chick-fil-A?
They mac and cheese be busing
Cause
It's crazy
You know what I'm saying
A spicy chicken deluxe
That's not stupid
With the pepper jack
Stupid
I'm gonna keep it 100 with you
I'm late as fuck
I started
First tried chick filet
And um
Blass with me
I think
2019 or 18
What?
What the fuck?
I know 18 actually
18
What were you doing
What were you doing with your life?
I don't know
I don't know
I just
Yeah no it was
The chick filet sauce
It's fire
I fuck with the Chick-File.
You're a Polynesian sauce or whatever that's it?
Let me tell you what I do.
What do you do?
You mix shit?
Every time I go to Chick-fil-A, I say, I need all the sauces.
That's what you said?
Yep.
And I probably, they give me like nine or ten sauces, and I probably use two of the sauces.
I got extra sauce, I just throw that shit in.
They got it.
They got it.
They got it.
They got it.
I ain't trimming of that.
But if I had to choose, they got this little black and ranch sauce that is fire.
The black and ranch is.
good.
I'll check it out.
I don't like white sauce, really.
Do you?
Uh,
ha ha.
Thank you.
I'm gunned here.
I'm happy he's here.
We'll be back after these messages.
Sometimes people set
themselves up for that shit.
Thank you.
All right.
I got one more.
He heard about the nigger from the
that was a prospect for the Cubs.
They found him with 21
pounds of meth in his equipment bag.
That she got you tight, yeah.
21 pounds?
The fuck, this nigga was, this nigga's from the sale to the whole fucking
baseball association.
Like, this nigga was just for the move, nigga.
He was, he'll watch the snowfall.
That's what the fuck happened.
He'll watch the snowfall.
I've been trying to get on that.
You know what's crazy?
I know the fucking actor Franklin
Right
And he's seen
Franklin and and and
Damon
He can tell you this shit
He's not gonna break it down
But he's seen me do some street shit
And he was like
Man
That's funny
And I was like man I'm trying to get on snowfall
I'm in the little dicky TV show
He was like give me your number
Hey nigga put me A D in Snowfall
I told Melbourne Greg too man
Man
Put us in Snowfall
Like that's next
That's next on the list
That's next.
And, bro, but he told me, he was like, send me your IMDB.
I was like, I need a fucking IMDB.
Oh, you didn't have one.
I didn't have one.
I didn't have one.
I didn't have one.
I've been slowly, but surely adding my credits to that motherfucker.
I'm on a couple TV shows.
I'm trying to get that blue check too.
So Instagram, blue check.
Wait, you don't got the blue check yet?
No, I ain't got a check.
Graham.
Give me the blue check, my nigga.
Why's homie Kwan deserves a blue check?
Yeah.
And I'm going to tell you why I deserve a blue check.
I ain't trying to stop the conversation, but I don't know, I want to get this shit straight.
I am the creator of this hood content on Instagram
I've been doing this shit since Instagram started with 15 second videos back in 2014
I've been doing this shit since then Instagram
I'm the I'm the nigga that laid the path for everybody else to do that shit
Visionary Instagram
Fuck with your boy I was doing LA shit when it wasn't
Fucking trendy and marketable niggas were scared to do that shit
niggas was still scared to come out here for all-star weekend and all that I was doing it still are
They still are correction
But, you know what I'm saying?
You know the deal?
Instagram, Blue Check.
I invented this shit.
He said what he said.
Exactly.
Hey, I drink to that.
Watch Omik Kwan.
Look, let me take this sad ass way.
Are you verified on Twitter?
No, I ain't verified on shit.
Fuck with me.
Come on my nigga.
My boy.
You verified in real life.
Honestly, really got to say.
All you got to do is showing me a while and that shit, bro.
Somebody's going to do that shit.
I'm going to try to help you do that shit.
I know some people, bro.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it.
You actually the first person I know who's a cash app is
terrified.
I don't even know how that fucking
happened.
That's hard as fuck.
That's different.
That's hard.
No, that's hard.
No, that's terrible.
Why?
Why?
Because people know it's your official.
That's true.
Yeah.
Every fucking day I get some request.
I should just request you, huh?
Oh my God.
I'm going to do that after the show wrap.
That's wow.
Every day somebody requests me, bro.
And then they'll DM me some fucking story.
And I'd be like, some of these stories, I'd be like,
all right, this may be right.
Yeah.
But then some of them I'd be like, it can't be this many people with no legs.
You know what I'm saying?
Like,
are we done?
Wait.
I'm just saying.
Why does everybody be in me talking about, I don't have no legs no more?
And they're in it.
What can I say?
I don't have no legs no more.
I'm delivered.
Eddie help.
What?
I don't got no legs no more.
I'm just saying like.
That's a wild.
After the second time.
I'm like, damn, there's a lot of people that's losing.
Legs.
But then it's like, when it's like 18 people,
you like, a couple of y'all got left.
My nigga said, I ain't got a leg to stand on.
Help me.
Help, right.
Fow.
What do you call?
Never mind.
We go into.
All right.
All right.
That's at the end of the day.
Yeah.
Shout to my brother Watts.
Obie quad.
That was dope.
Yeah, we out this motherfucker.
Let's go.
this nigga oh yeah we stand for the after show yeah yeah yeah i'm sure i'll check i also want to say
oh yeah plug your shit follow me on instagram and watch homie qu you a n fuck with me follow me go to my
youtube watch my shit tell instagram i i need to get put on put your nigga on man come on and uh
shout out the hollow tips and uh please do not send me a cash app request i will thank you
Bye.
