No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 29 w/ KingTrell

Episode Date: April 22, 2021

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What's happening? This is at the end of the day, AD, Yazzie T.Rail in the motherfucking building. How was everybody doing out there on TV land? Man. Hey, before we get started, man, let's wish my boy a happy birthday. Yes, yes. Happy birthday. You know what I'm saying?

Did they play the Stevie Wonder song? Where? At the birthday party. I had like, folk, yeah. Oh, no, did they play the Drake happy birthday song? No, I don't want that's, I'm fucking Drake. You know what I mean? I feel like that's for twerkers and shit, you know what I mean?

Not that shit bad. You didn't do like you would enjoy it. Yeah, you wouldn't enjoy that. If I had my shit in my head, I'd be like this. You got to twerk. I'll start smiling. I'll be like this. He's still going on a hangover.

It's your fucking birthday. Were you sitting on your mother's lap with the birthday cake? Yeah. I just wanted to clarify that for anybody else who saw that. And you had a cone hat on? Yeah, I did that. I did that to be funny. Yeah, my boy still doing a little kid.

He's hiding his cheeses. Go ahead show him. Oh, yeah, that's what you're coming. I got to hide the luxurables of shit. That niggas said, little ass box of cheese. Little ass box of cheeses. What is he gonna do his five cheeses in there? Nigger, no jumper need to upgrade the goddamn

we need a vendor machine in here. Okay. And no jumpers defense, Blueface shot a music video here and they had to provide all of the bigger snacks. Yes, and also in no jumpers defense, somebody drank my goddamn wine I left over here. I thought I was gonna be sipping, feeling pretty today and I think it was

fucking Josh. Because he said, that shit's been gone. I'm like, nah, nigga, that shit was a pretty much yesterday. Hell yeah. Because I said Blueface wasn't here yesterday because I know Josh found that motherfucker. Not feeling pretty.

You wanted to see you feeling pretty. I got my glitter shit on. Okay, shine in the shirt. Okay. On our last episode, my girl was real mad, Abby. For attacking me? For what?

For messing with you about this damn Prada purse. Because she won it. She got like, she said, hold on, I got that person. Yeah, see. See, look at you. Talking shit, it ain't even enough. Like, damn.

I'm like, okay, I can't mess with it no more. I was on your head about the product. My bag. You want the product of hers? Get the product purse. I think I'm going to do it. Do it up. Bro, me, when it comes down to like you dealing with somebody,

I just every time I be like, I pray to watch this episode. Try to hide them from the YouTube's and shit. Because I'd be saying, look, she said, because I'd be saying some crazy shit. You do. But I don't give a fuck. It's for the entertainment. of our viewers and shit like that. Like, fuck it.

You want to leave? Bye, bitch? Fuck it is what it is. Get your part of person down. Yes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, do it up.

Hey, so you got in trouble. How did that feel, though? So what you were talking about over there? We're talking about the proud of person. You need to be quiet. What a queen. What a queen. You got to sit there and listen.

Like, hold on, who are you talking to? I know, because you're like, you're like this, man. Get the fuck out of here. I'll talk to my queen like that. For I send your ass. That's the Arby's, man. No, that's you. You're the only one there.

You're the only one keeping Arby's in business. That's cool. I need to franchise that motherfucker. Not Josh like Arby's. But that's on brand. That makes sense. Hey, we're going to start something. Blacks for Arby's.

BFA. We ain't even with you, duh. No. It's just you and Josh, honestly. Blacks for Arbyes. Yeah, you. I'm going to make a fried chicken sandwich. Okay.

Feel me? Yeah. They need that. That's what I'm saying. If they get in a hot chicken business, everybody else is in a hot chicken business. They need that. Because I think the problem with Arby's is,

which y'all is, yeah, I don't like roast beef and shit like that. I'm still not going. I'm not going to. I don't care how much you fried a chicken. Nobody I know. Nobody ever is going to like, hey, my name, you want to, let's go fuck with Arbys.

But, bro, because in the hood, we ain't got no Arbys. When you got to venture off other places, you'd be like, got a little, they got nice Arby sauce and shit. In the ghetto, we won't even mess with Carl's Jr. Nick, I mess with Carl Jr. I used to walk to Carl Jr.

Oh, you mess with Arby, so I don't know what you got going on. What you got against Carl Jr., though? Nothing. I don't know. I can say. Bacon cheeseburger? What's wrong with you? Man, it's McDonald's and Jack in the Box, man.

That's all I know. Bro. I used to walk the church with the hummys, bro. And we will go to Carl Jr. after church, bro. It wasn't no Mickey D's right there. Only Carl's, bro. They got the chicken stars and shit.

You know that shit. No. You have some chicken stars. You lost me. You ain't, okay, so you ain't, I'll go with you. In the East Coast, you know, you got Harneys, right? McDonald's, uh, Wendy's. Wendy's.

Yeah, Wendy's, I, are you kidding? Ain't no Wendy's accountant? Okay, well, you'd eat Arby's over Wendy's? For sure. Yeah, I can't trust you, for real. For sure. Yeah, your stomach not right. A roast beef versus that?

Not eating a roast beef from Arby's, bro. Louisiana over there. That's what I'm saying. We got shit like that. Yeah. But, okay, look, if you got to pick one fast food to eat for the rest of your life, what is it? I'd go with McDonald's

Nah I'll go with McDonald's That's that's good What about you It's a tie between Chick-filet in and out You know where I'm going Del Taco

Yeah you don't love yourself And it's clear to see Del Taco has all your needs No let me tell you why Del Taco has everything That you need They have great tacos Right

I'm going to Del Taco And then they got one of the most fire burgers of all time. The double dip from Del Taco. This shit is next level. They got good-ass milkshakes. And even if you don't like meat, they got the impossible taco meat too. So they got a little bit of everything. You get chiroos.

Impossible taco meat. Who's your fire? Not. Okay, so it's you and jog. Blacks for Del Taco. Blacks for Del Taco and blacks for Arvys. Oh my God. Hell no.

Pull up to Del Taco. Let's go. You want to go to Del Taco? No, no, never. You never liked Del Taco? No. Del Taco is smashing. When they had French fries, I was there.

They still got French fries. They had canceled it at one time, didn't they? I don't know, but they still got French fries. Bro, they have everything that you need at Del Taco, bro. They didn't cancel it. Maybe if you're like, like, maybe if you faded, but I don't know about this silver. You eat anything when you faded. God, no.

Oh, I'm some, hey, look, I was some more serious. No, before we do that. No, before we get into the more hysterious. No, no, no, look. We're going to announce the winner of the last week's live stream. Timmy Hendrix X, X, X, X, X, Tweeking. Troublessome, 2021. Timmy is getting this video featured on No Jumper TikTok. Make sure you submit this week when we stream on Friday starting tomorrow at 1 p.m.

The top three music videos are winning an Instagram and Twitter promo. And, yeah, y'all tune in tomorrow while we're streaming and shit. Friday. His teleprompter skills is on another level. You hear me? That's what I'm saying. I didn't know that, bro. you need the host of BET right now.

Come on, man. You see, he didn't have no mistakes. But I do the no jumper news. But I do the no jumper news. I've been doing that shit for about a year now. You feel me? Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, like, I'm used to this shit now. I even got. You'll swipe up for the next winner that we really know. Yeah. Instagram or Twitter promo. No, no, but he put on this little voice, man. You feel me? I got my.

Bro, that's what that Arby's do to the base in your voice. Oh, I know. Arby voice. Let me tell you, the more Arby's you eat, the water your voice gets the shit, man. We just elected a winner. You're going for the checks. You'd be like, hello out there on TV land. The top three music videos are winning Instagram and Twitter promo.

Follow me to tune in. Love it. I'm going to be like bow wow, the Grammys. Just keep doing that shit. About to start, right about now. No. Let's keep going. I'm going.

I'm going. All right. Three, two, one. Now. Is my boy Bawa a legend? Bawawaw is for sure a legend. Why they be messing with my boy? I think Gizi fucked it up for him for the longest.

GZeezy? Can we remember he said? First off, I'm a motherfucking G, and I never let the bitch love Bowowow while me. After that, man, it's been a joke since then. Bawa's a legend. He's funny, though. He does funny stuff.

Bawa is a legend. I love you to death, though, Bow, you know what I'm saying? See, the homie laughing. That's the fuck up. Girl, he in the background. Put some respect on the home. Michelle boss, man. Bowler has done a lot of shit,

he's done a lot, bro. He's been famous for a long time. It's not too many people that came from that era that are still relevant today. Like, the fact that Soldier Boy came from that era still reinvented itself and get a brand new record deal was like fucking

phenomenon to me. That's true, but Val Wow was famous even before that, so I think people got to give him a lot of credit. He was on tour doing shit, you feel me, was snooping them. That nigga was crib walking from before everybody, you know what I'm saying? Maybe not before us, but he was. You know what I'm saying?

Before us? I'm just saying. Damn, it is a lot of people. I'm trying to think of people that came from that era that's still doing their thing. It's not a lot. It's just them too, though. I mean, and Amorio. Oh, yeah.

Morion, too. For sure. For sure. Sierra. But that nigga. Did she cover that era? No. No, no.

She can't all that. But by a while, nigga, didn't did movies. He didn't do hostings. He didn't do everything. Successfully. They did like Mike. Bye. It's over.

That's what I'm saying. Like, how could y'all play bad well? He didn't like Mike, he's done. My nigga Calvin Cambridge's, nigga. That nigga was ducking on niggins, bro. It's over. Exactly. Like Mike, boy.

That's one of my favorite T. Grizzie lines. He said, like Mike dropped. I wanted him to be like little by well. Unks said, never wish you was another nigga. Ain't fuck these niggas, but fuck these niggas. I said, that's one of the hardest one. Yeah, like Mike though. What you grow up on?

Because I know you're going to grow up on Like Mike. I did watch Like Mike. You watched it. Yeah. What was your favorite? Like. You can. not attack me for not being a thousand years old.

Attack. No, a thousand. I'm not a fucking dinosaur. Oh, my God. She got an outcast shirt on. She's doing her thing. Yeah, let me about. Name one outcast on.

You know what I'm about to name Hey, yeah. Like, and sorry to Jack. Oh, my God. Sorry. He said, hey y'all the first. The Alcat song. Hey. I know I can't go wrong with that.

Give me a first off that bitch right now. You're the first off. Hey, Y'all right now. Voice Raspby. Voice Raspby. Can't do all that. Not the, not the gas. Oh, oh.

Yeah. Uh-oh. So, we're weird. No, but what I was gonna say, though, is, like, you know how when you're younger and you watch a movie, you'd be like, man, I wish I could be like that person. What was like, do you have a movie that you was like, I want to be like that motherfucker? Y'all got to judge the fuck. No, we're not going to judge you. It's real.

Okay, so. Her lips start, she was like, and y'all got, and y'all got to see that shit. Because I know y'all about to come in me. All right. So when I was young. I was a movie called Aquamarine. It was about a mermaid. I always wanted to be a mermaid. I didn't know what was a mermaid?

It's a movie. About a girl who like is a mermaid and like she gets washed up on shore and she makes all these cool friends and they're like, oh my God, you're a mermaid. So what's a fake-ass little mermaid? Yeah, basically. But she's like a teenager in high school.

This shit came out of 2019? So you like, you wanted to be like this last year? No, aquamarine. Marine. Aquamarine So you like all the conspiracy theories about Mernets Oh yeah for sure

Hey I looked at this here Aquamarie 2019 What the front? He don't know what's going on We don't know what that shit is Yes he helped help him Aquamarine Movie the movie

Yeah that movie right there I wanted to be my sis Yeah Damn I know I wanted to be that thing You wanted to be a white girl No no no I love myself You wanted to be a white mermaid

I didn't see We're probably not one black cast member on that goddamn show. I can't, Jojo was in it, so. Who's Jojo? She ain't black, is she? I don't think Jojo is black. All right. Is there one black?

Do they have black mermaids on that show? They don't have black mermaids on TV. Actually, actually, actually, we being for real. They're making the live action. Wait, wait a minute. They're making the live action little mermaid. Oh, yeah, it's a black girl. That's going to be Ariel.

And then I'm going to be her. Yep. Yep. It's too late now. You shouldn't want to be a mermaid now. I wanted to be dude off blank check. Blank. When you're too young.

Oh, I'm like, if I had the check, I'm buying a low rider right out of the gate. I was like, well, I don't even know I ain't even going to tell you all my age. But still, I was young. I'm like, blank check is crazy. What are we going to do with the money? You want to know who I wanted to be? Who? The movie Three Ninjas?

I wanted to be like one of their brothers and shit. I wanted to just fuck up people and be like a real ninja. You look like that. Ain't that what you did? Did you make that happen? The karate. I mean, Garadi ain't you.

Show ass, somebody. You got the same energy. He got his karate shorts on today soon. I was trying to leave him alone about the shorts. He got his karate shirts on. Hey, this is LaCost. Hey.

This is LaCost. Oh my God. I wanted to be awkward. Marine, dog. I love my. Someone could that. I know, bro. I really, I really used to have.

My little trampoline doing backflips and shit. I used to get my little hair wraps and shit. You feel me? Try to be a real ninja, though. No, ninjas was the big thing back then. I wanted to be Ninja Turtles. Come on, bro. Ninja turtles was sick with the pizza.

Come on, show him your dumb ass tattoo. Let me see. That tattoo is stupid, by the way. I love it, dog. I love that. He loved a Ninja Turtle. But how's it stupid, girl. What you?

Because I want to be Ninja Turtle, girl. You have a Game Boy tatted on you. You didn't like Game Boy back then? It's silence. Enough to like Game Boy. Not enough to get it. Nigger, you got the famous F. Tatted on your neck. You didn't like that brand that much.

I know Travis Barker. You read him later. People were like, man, you know what? You got that. Whoever got that dumbass famous Tartzzi is stupid. I ain't going to lie. Everybody. I was like, oh, I got that shit.

I ain't going to lie. Back there, that was a shit, though. That motherfucker fucking. Yeah, it was. That, and remember what niggas used to draw the little S's? Yeah, I could draw that S right now. We're talking about like the three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, that famous shit, though, a lot of motherfuckers got that shit tatted on everything. Damn. Look, I got an iPod tatty, Kim. Why? Why? Where's the camera? The camera looking at me? Go ahead.

You said it's the camera looking at me. He has an iPod tatty. And Ninja Turtle is cool, though. Ninja Turtle was... The Batman is cool. Not cool. The Batman I fuck with. The Batman.

That's cool. That was my first baby mama name and then I got to cover it up. I put the Batman right here. All right. You didn't have to go into it. No, I'm just, I just got keep a jeep with the audience. I respect it. She's a good woman though.

Hey. Hey. You're great. The Ninja Turtle, man. The Ninja Turtle, look. Pundee got you tatty. I got Quill Man, too. You got a quail man?

You got a quail man? You know what quill man is? No. I don't know. Damn. banging on the trash can. You remember that? Nah.

But what cartoons that used to watch? He didn't say this he started banging. Doug. Doug. Doug mayonnaise. I know that. Skeeter. Okay.

Roger Klotz. Yeah, but why's the tagging? Because I was like my favorite cartoon back then. All right. What was your favorite cartoon? Don't say Uncle Magic either. I like pepperan. Pepperan.

I ain't going to lie. Pepperin. Pepperine. Come on. What about you, T. Real? My favorite cartoon. You're going to Travis Barker's concert.

Live. Live Jerome concert. You're going to say some shit like that to justify his fucking tattoo. A cartoon, bro. Go ahead, cartoon. I didn't even know who the fuck Travis Barker was. I'm like, the F look cool, man, chatting on me. You go, you know what I'm saying?

We're going to put 50s right here in a thing. He can't even read the shit. You see the F. Cartoon. Look the dumb as hell, man. Your favorite. My favorite cartoons, though. That's hard, man.

One of my favorite cartoons, I can't think of it, man. You know something, bro. Right out the back of my hand, I don't know. I'm going to say duck tails. Duttails was cracking. Duck tails. I don't know that one, I don't think. They just, they did it.

I liked all this shit that was diving in money. You know what I'm saying? Blank check, Richie Rich. All the shit, you know. Scrooos McDuckling and all that? Yeah, yeah. I loved all that. Man, I was watching Tom and Jerry.

and then I was like, these names don't talk. You remember the movie Milk Money? Milk Money. Milk money. Milk money was cracking. You got to watch that. I like that. You got to put me on a list of movies that I got to tap into.

Well, since we're talking about movies, I'm about to start this goddamn hood movie reviews on No Jumper. Let's do it. Everybody been hitting me up. They say, do that shit. And yeah, yeah, I look forward to that motherfucker. I'm going to start off, I think,

with Mortal Kombat this week. Let's see how that motherfucker look. Hood movie reviews. Let's start off, let's see what you got. Menace of Society or Boys in the Hood. No, no, I'm just talking about just giving like a hood take on it. He's ready to argue. Right now.

That's cool. We can do your shit. Do your review. All right. Menace's Society are boys in the hood. That's a hard one. I'm going to say menace. I'm going to say menace.

If I had to really choose, which one is more iconic? Oh, boys in the hood. But me personally, I would have to choose Menace of Society. Yeah. Yeah. It teach you a better lesson. The men into society, it really, like, grab more of the essence. Yeah.

Like, damn, I feel like I'm in the projects. Nigger smoked your cousin. You ain't going to do nothing about it. Feel me? What's up? What's up? Come on, man. That shit.

Old dog in the liquor store? Man, that's crazy. That's still going on right now. That's what I'm saying. But, like, I don't feel like there's no movie. Snowfall is the closest thing to, like, hood. shit that remind me of of those times and shit like that as far as on television.

I ain't watched it yet, y'all. Yeah, shit cracker. Finalee is tonight. I can't wait to see that motherfucker. But that's good, though, because I can binge watch it, right? No, for sure. So, Hulu and shit. Cold.

But I like that, though, like representation because we ain't had that. But, you know, that was John Singleton. RIP to him. That was his last project. Man, that shit is crazy. Motherfuckers get killed in the hood. That shit is still going on.

Right. Mm-hmm. Now, people getting killed in the hood. story robbing shit going to retaliate. You know right now niggas is doing this I feel like this week has been a big week

for PPPs bro. I'm like this shit has been fucking ridiculous. All the stories that I've been hearing, the first shit that I fucking heard about. I heard about God rest her soul, the seven-year-old girl from Chicago. I heard about that story. I was like damn, man, she got killed in Chicago

seven years old, fucking sad. And then it came out that the reason why she got killed with her dad I mean her dad is still in the hospital right now but the reason being is the authorities put out a list of people who was scamming

PPPs along with their addresses and shit you know what I'm saying and they looked at this goddamn list this nigga literally right before it happened like maybe I think a day before it happened he put the I was probably looking at the list right now the nigga goes outside

you feel me takes his daughter to McDonald's and they light the fucking car up you know what I'm saying So it's like, who the fuck is the blame for that? You put this man's address on a website for everybody to see and a seven-year-old girl is dead because of that. Man, that shit's sad. That's so unfortunate. That shit's sad.

And the first thing I thought about, I was like, man, as a father, I was like, man, this PPP, I know he brought this PPP scam was not worth this shit, bro. Like, no one think about shit like that and consequences for doing the shit like that. And unfortunately, that shit was dire. That shit was terrible. You know what I'm saying? Like, should the authorities be?

I mean, if I was that dead, I'll sue. You know what I'm saying? Well, that too. That too. But damn. It's a tough situation. Though, his own people, right? Not his, his ops.

The ops. But they were black. Yeah. I have no idea. They were black. I mean, apparently. Yeah. But they put his address with his name on a list for everybody to see.

True. But he didn't get shot. at his, I mean, they didn't get shot at the house. They followed him, though. They followed him and they waited for him. They knew where he stayed at and they plotted and they tried to kill this man. They killed his daughter in the interim.

But if that fucking address wasn't on their website, that little girl is still probably still be alive. I agree. I'm God in heaven. So I'm like... But damn, my people got to do a little bit better though. Way better. Killing each other and this shit. When do we

protest for this shit for black on black crime, dog. And that's a sad thing. We don't do that. We need to protest. We need to start protesting. We need justice. Black-on-Black on Black Crime. This is ridiculous. And at least for a little girl, man. Golly. Seven? That hit home. Man, what? Because what do I do

at this point? It's just going to keep it. It's a never-ended story because I can't imagine my daughter. You know what I'm saying? Doing none of that. The whole neighborhood gone. For sure, for show. I want to burn all that motherfucker down. You know what I mean? McDonald's all the shit. Gone.

Yeah. But the basis of, you know what I'm saying, when you being in the streets and being a street, nigger, it's always a cold that, you know, women and kids, they're supposed to be off the goddamn table. You know what I'm saying? Like, and now this game now,

niggas ain't even caring about shit like that. Yeah, do you think, like, now people even live by a code? I think the world is getting way more disrespectful now. People is way more ruthless and shit. And, I mean, niggas need to stop this shit because there's going to be more casualties and shit, too.

And, you know, when a kid gets a kid gets killed that's a whole other level you know what I mean like this fucked up it's a whole lot of goofy shit going on a whole lot of disrespect going on no honor no cold no loyalty no camaraderie no nothing yeah you feel me I only clout who I can be what I can do who can see me how much money I can get how many times I can flash it how many bitches I can fuck god damn yeah man we got to do better yeah pure pure pure it and some shit too. And you know what I'm saying?

We all jump into that shit because even the music now. Like, you feel me? I'll be singing to Who I smoke song all the time. I'm like, damn, because this is, it really ain't a good song to be singing. You know what I'm saying? Like, this is dead motherfuckers, bro,

that's in this shit. But, like, that's where we at now, you know what I mean? I feel like the media now than desensitized people to where niggas are singing some shit like that don't think shit about it no more. And it's just like, hey,

now was who I could smoke on and niggas going to niggas, now and even the father of the girl like I seen a video of him going to his I was grave he pissing on his I was grave and he's spitting on the grave so I mean on one end of it it's just like damn it's fucked up that that shit happened to you and your daughter but then it's like man you you invited this shit too yeah you're calling that energy man that shit is we got to get better you know I mean like that shit is crazy man fucked up it's fucked them on both ways and you know for that to be also a reflection of

coronavirus and being in quarantine and shit like that too make it even more crazy because it wasn't no PPP loans going out and wasn't none of that, you know what I'm saying? All this unemployment money going on. It's a lot of niggas right now taking their unemployment money and buying pistols and shit with the shit. You know what I mean? Damn, we have

no education, no economic awareness. No nothing. None. Shit is fucked up. And then another one of the PPP things. I think you bought that up, TRE. Tell me about the past. Man, I was just reading somewhere with the pastor.

You know I'm saying? Took the PPP loan. One point something million, four million and something in a million and bought 26 cars, dog. The pastor. Idiot. He did it for the Lord of pastor. He's an idiot. He's a fucking moron.

It's all these homeless people out here. You know, kids. People coming to your church, dog. You're going to go buy a Tesla. Cut putting up in a lambo with an offering plate. What do you need 20 million cars? What do you need 26 cars for? My doze, an idiot.

Fucking moron. If I was him, I would say, I was donated them to members of the church. Yeah? He should have did it. He should have been hooked on his toes. Him and AD did it together. Not shit.

He called AD. Hey, what you think? He can fucking do it. I mean, God let us get the loan. So if he didn't want us to have it, you know what I'm saying? He wouldn't have put it in place for us to do it. Yeah.

He's seen it ahead of time. He knew I needed it. It was a blessing. No. That's out. I would like to think, though, with 26 cars, maybe he was trying to start an exotic, auto body renting places.

I don't know. I don't think he thought that far. Oh, you're going to take it up for him? He said, hmm. You got to think about it, though. When you buy all these exotic cars, he might, he may want to rent them out to buy a bigger church.

We don't know. He probably had big plans but got his ass caught. Yeah, we'll never know because now he's just a dumb ass on the internet. Come on to go to the feds and preach to everybody. People really need to live. Lord to where they'll listen to anybody, honey, that's preaching.

See, I ain't with all that because, you know, no disrespect to the pastors and preachers of a Compton, but I remember, oh, for real, it was like, I remember, like, growing up, they were like, oh, the pastor got caught stealing money from the church and making pools in the backyard. They doing this and they're doing that. Pastors was fucking the, fucking the people. I'm like, this shit. Fucking the people. Not in the church, though, but.

Fucking the people is crazy. I need to know how you steal. the money from the church when you're giving it to him. Like, you're giving this man money for the church. What is he supposed to be doing? What is exactly the list of shit he's supposed to be doing? Man, the offering plate, I know, I didn't put $20 in that motherfucker like this. But the church, the church lit.

I went to a church with my girl, man, and them niggas had a whole coffee shop in that motherfucker. That's hot. That's hot. Man, look. What? Come on, a coffee shop in the church. They had free donut holes in that mouth.

I'm like, this is crazy. I would go to go to a donut holes. I'm like, this is wild. So I might put some shit in the corporate play because they put it towards the church. I ain't going to lie. It was a whole little system up there, the stays and lights.

I'm like, damn. All they needed was Del Taco on that motherfucker, I'd go. Nobody wants. That's sin. I'm going to Bible study every day of Del Taco on that motherfucker. I'll tell you that.

Man, I know this shit crazy. I know these police better stop, man. Even with that little 16-year-old girl, man. That shit is wild, dog. Okay, so I've seen some other footage of that shit, too. With the 16-year-old. Yeah. That's the one with the knife, right?

Yeah. I ain't going to lie. That one right there was... We was discussing this beforehand. What you think? Police are trying to de-escalate situations. True. Yes.

Okay, look, I'm... I've been in plenty of situations with the... cops, I know what to do and what not to do and shit like that. You know what I mean? These motherfuckers is angry. They trigger happy. You know what I mean? They're trained to not do certain shit, but there's certain shit that you shouldn't do.

You know what I mean? Like, I literally seen videos of, I've seen a video this one nigga, bro. The cops like, stop it. Niggas trying to hit them on their head with boards and shit. There's certain shit. Like, I've seen another lady who got killed, like reaching for some shit. Like, you should never reach for nothing. You should never have a weapon in your hands when they come down dealing with the police.

You know what I'm saying? Because they're going to shoot you. I mean, where I'm from, you know what I'm saying, where we grew up, it's just like a natural protocol and you already know how to react, you know what I'm saying, to the police pulling you over

or stopping you anywhere. I ain't going to lie, y'all. I'm from Los Angeles. Like, I never in my life was scared. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? When I got pulled over, like scared, like the police was going to kill me or something.

If anything, I knew, I knew that I might get took to jail because my homie, he got the gun. to put in the seat like a dummy like they ain't going to find it we got weed might he might got some crack on him you know what I'm saying I'm like we're fin to go down we either going to run or we're going to go down I just know they're going to take us to jail and none of us really never resisted like I never even really seen any of the hummies like get killed by the police because he was doing some wild shit and I'm you know what I'm saying and we've been doing wild shit for a long ass time like you know what I'm saying so I know like it's a different it's like I know a lot of

this shit ain't justified. I know a lot of people ain't, you know what I'm saying? Not resistant, but a lot of motherfuckers are. Y'all got to know the protocols, man, because they really don't like us, they hate it, they're waiting on you to do something. One move, they're going, it's over for you. And we was, this, y'all getting pulled over by PD where y'all

live at, you know what I'm saying? We getting pulled over by sheriffs. Yes. They automatically trained to kill and slap you in the back of your head, all type of shit. You know what I'm saying? They sheriffs from when they pull you over to to you get to the county. All the shit. Like, they're not playing.

Like, so you got to just know, like, and that shit, you got to, we got to teach our people. Like, you know what I'm saying? When you ever got pulled over and confident and all that, what you're doing? You know what I'm saying? What you want to do? Nigger, I'm not moving at all. At all. You know what I'm saying?

I'm not doing none of that shit. Like, we got to just know how to react, man. And we got to just do better, man, because they're waiting on us to do something. Like, I remember, like, every Tuesday, they're like, it's gang sweep day. Yeah, that's crazy. If you outside, you're going. on to jail. Imagine having to live your life like that. Like, you can't go outside.

Nope. On Tuesdays, do not be outside. The problem now is you can't go outside. You can't hold an Arizona iced tea. You can't wear a hoodie. You can't sleep in your own apartment because it's not your apartment. That's fucked up. Because somebody made a whoopsie and walked in the dark and decided to shoot.

So I hear what y'all are saying and I definitely understand and it's definitely justified. It's a lot of wrong going on too. You literally just can't be black. You can't have melanin. And that's just not how the world works But just imagine though like As a kid

You know what I'm saying When you're like 12, 13 years old Somebody tells you You can't go out on Tuesday Because somebody They'll just round you up They'll put you in this fucking They got big ass little trucks

That they will put everybody in They will sweep through the motherfucker And take everybody to jail And then guess what? Let you out in the morning And shit like that But that young lady He shouldn't shot that young lady

Four times De-escalate the fucking Six-Joy They kids Yeah. Even, you know what I'm saying? She got a knife in her hand. Okay.

De-escalate the situation they fight. Just like they would do a middle-aged white man who's about to jump off a bridge. They're going to talk him down. Like, bro, hold on. I feel like if it was a white- See, that's the thing, too. They need more tasers when they come down and shit like that. But, I mean, I feel like if it was a white man as well,

with a knife that did the same thing, they probably would have popped him to. You think so? Because he got a, they can say that's a lethal weapon. Well, they said he was protecting the other young lady because she was. was from the stab to other young lady but there's other ways of this isn't

cut and dry like the George Floyd situation you know what I'm saying like this is something that people that people are torn on I've been seen

on Instagram all day like half of people have been like okay that was wrong with the other police and the other half is like they're saying this thing

you know what I'm saying they're looking at it a whole different way because you see the camera so you can you can give your own observation you know what I'm saying you got your own opinion

so because you's looking at the camera so what would you do if you was a juror you know what I'm saying and it was a the case and you was looking at the camera like what what did she do me me me you know I'm saying as a father like I'm not shooting her at all I don't give a fucking she was black white Asian I don't you also wouldn't be a cop yeah I'm not doing that you know what I'm saying

you know what I'm saying yeah like in our communities and shit like that don't nobody want to be no cop we want to be like like Mike and the three ninjas and shit you know I mean I want to fucking run away from the cops and with Batman shit you know what I'm saying shit like that, but yeah, it's unfortunate, you know, me, like, having a son, I'm gonna raise my son, be like, hey, when the cops pull you over, keep, don't move no muscles, keep your hands off.

Like, you know what I'm saying? Because I've been in situations, too, having BB guns and all type of shit. I did some stupid shit that would have got me popped. You know what I'm saying? Back then, and it's just like, no, now? You're going to say Batman work with a chief of police.

I'm cool, dog. And you got in tatted? I want to be an anti-hero. You're bruh. I want to be the new Batman. You see a new Batman? That they'll be popping niggas and shit. Nah, we more like funny villains.

The new Batman got the, yeah. We're a little villain, you know what I'm saying? See, look, I want to be a nigga like, I'm like a dead poor nigga. You feel me? I'm just like, all right. I don't fuck the police. I also don't fucking people that be bullying old ladies and shit. So I'll be killing the niggas like that.

Dead poor. Okay. I can get behind that. All right, look. Have you ever seen, have you ever seen the show Dexter? Yes. All right. They're bringing that shit back too.

So I'd be like a Dexter nigga like, all right. This nigga didn't murder like five puppies and shit and the cops didn't catch them. I'm about to kill this nigga. You'd murder yourself? Because I got a, huh? You killed the puppy. You'd murder yourself? Let's talk about that.

Oh, shit. Let's talk about that. Apparently, before he got here, my nigga didn't ran over and killed the dog. Everybody knows, like, that's the highlight of this goddamn. damn show. I'm not going to, I told this story like 30. You know people love a dog. 75 times T-Rails on a nutshell.

You won't get arrested after this shit. I'm going to kill myself. You killed the dog. Oh, you can't kill no dog. It was an accident. And the dog's name was Bagel. He's resting. So you didn't hit and run?

Nah, I pulled it over. Okay. Have I hit him, hit and run an animal before? I hit him run, man. I hit a deer one time. Blah! Hey, look, if you was on 50-piglin' Burr-Bah, man, I hit your dog, man.

I'm sorry. I fucked up. Boy, when you're like a repeat of Pushing. Bha! Hold on, wait. Don't let him speed back to the fact that. I hit a couple things, you know what I'm saying? But I hit a dog, and I kept it moving.

Okay. That's fucked up. Peter hates us, so. No, but shout to the homie Carl Lamar because he hit me today. He was like, hey, man, I may not be able to come because my dog almost got bageled. And I'm just laughing because I'm like just that turn. I'm like, we made it a term on this goddamn podcast now that when a dog gets hit by a car, their reference ass getting bagels.

Oh, no, you ain't going to come get me. That sound like some shit somebody to say that eat Arby's. My dog just got bagels. Well, he eat Arby's your ass out of here. These Arby. Garby's disgusting, bro. Dogs get bagels and eat arbyes, man. I'm cool, oh, y'all.

Now to be speaking about bagels. Do you guys like bagels? Yes. Yeah It's cool It's all right I ain't going to buy a bagel I'm saying

How's that conversation You're like cream cheese And bagels and shit When I go get a bagel That's what I'm never saying Hey nigga wake up in the morning Hey what you want for breakfast You gonna let's go get a bagel

How about we go to Ralph's And get some cream cheese And eat some bagels bro That's what I'm never saying That's really That's what people do though I'm not a niggas in the hood I'm be like this

This nigga trying to kill me. What? Like a bacon, egg and cheese? That niggas... A bacon egg and cheese. No, listen. I don't even say that. I just say, let's go get a breakfast sound. Exactly. Or breakfast burrito. Like, we're just doing too much. Real niggas eat breakfast burritos. We ain't get no bagels from the... They're trying to make anything, sounds sophisticated. Let's get a bacon and eating cheese. Is that sophisticated or is that what it is? Like, literally. You get a bacon and egg of cheese? Yeah, let me get a bacon and cheese. On a plain bag. Give you a breakfast sandwich. She said, on a plain bagel.

On a plain bagel. It's nice with me. What I didn't. and sesame. See, a sesame? I'm not bugging, right? What's sesame? Put your pinky up. Bigger naked cheese and sesame.

Can you add some cavio on the side? I'm out of here, that's how I feel when I'm at Starbucks. Yeah, niggins ain't ever had a shit. Let me get two pumps, expresso. Let me get, I don't even know about this shit,

man, give me the, I'll be mad at the white bitches that they be doing that shit. Can I have me a cornered off a little with skin milk and buy? I'm like, bitch, move out the way. I want a coffee cake.

I'm my shit, simple. hope. Like, yeah, I don't know about that shit. You know what I'm saying? The fact that y'all just called bacon, egg, and cheese, sophisticated. Give me a dinty.

I ain't going to lie. Give me a benty. Give me a small or large. What is this? I ain't going to lie. When I first moved out of the hood, I used to walk in Starbucks every day. What did you get?

What was your choice? I'm like, I found that they got a Trenta. I said, can I get a Trenta? Mango, Dragon Fruit, Passion Tea, with lemonade, please. But I'm the bougie ones. With two pumps on limine. That's even more boozy.

With two pumps of lemonade. Can you ask some sesame seeds in my bag as well? Actually, you know, at Starbucks you can order coffee beans to eat. Come on, no. This shit is just plain coffee beans. I'm saying it from experience. You ate plain coffee beans? So who eating the food from Starbucks?

Me, nigga, that shit is amazing. You eat sausage cheddar? You eat the sausage? Cheddar. Baking egg and cheese, Gouda? That ain't no bacon, egg and cheese. That's not a real one. That's not a real one. The Gouda is in there. They got a burgers breederato now, too, and I get the coffee cakes.

From Starbucks. Yeah, it's coffee cakes. It's smack. All the marshmallow dream bars. Marshmallow Dream bars? My bacon, I can't cheese sound simple now, correct? Yeah, I don't, yeah, I'm not. Or I get a chite tea latte.

Hold the phone. So he really do know about. He's doing this shit now. Yeah, he really do. Give me coffee cakes. Give me two breakfasts burritos. Hey. Hold the phone all that.

Bitty lasse. Like, where that we get you and do it? Oh, new phone all that. They'll be having chips in the front, too. I'd be like, give me one of them. You eat the, like, kettle chips? Give me one of those potatoes. Give me all that shit.

Give me all that shit right there. Tomorrow I'm going to go, hey, you got a bacon and cheese, sir? I don't think they had bacon eggs. That shit sounds. Where you get yours from? Well, back home, I don't eat the bagels out here. But you ate regular just coffee beans? Yeah.

The fuck does that taste like? Y'all ever been to the polo lounge? Yeah. Beverly Hills Hotel? That shit just sounds so boozy. Yeah. But I went to that motherfuck and order some chicken strips. That shit was crazy.

Oh, nigger. I get burgers from here. No, I love that you have to give out the location to just say that you have chicken shoes. Beverly Hills Hotel Polo Lounge for everybody. They ain't never went. You can really go up in there, bang, get you some chicken strips. They ain't turning nobody down. You can't come in with shorts and you can't come in with ripped jeans.

Oh, you can't? I know from experience. Didn't know Whitney Houston die at the Beverly Hills Hotel? Huh? And then Whitney Houston die in the Beverly Hills Hotel? Thanks for ruining that shit. Don't want to bake an egg cheese from there no more. I mean.

Like, golly. I mean, it is a fact. Shit. She really did, though? I think so, yeah. I mean, shit. I'm still going. I'm a fucking fire.

That's a fly-low. I'm not saying you have to die there as well, AD. Why would you say that? That is a fact. What the fuck? Why are you kidding me off? Because you said, I'm still going there. Yeah, you don't have to stop.

What you got going on? That's what I'm saying. You're trying to, damn. He needs to go. He needs to be me and T.Rail. As soon as he books to Beverly Hills Hotel, I'm going to have a poisonous sesame for him. I'm going to make him eat a coffee bean. One day I went in there, order the three-course meal.

I was like, let's go. Let's do it up today. Okay, fancy. It wasn't even that much, man. $100. Bro, a lot of the expensive restaurant people things is expensive.

It's not expensive. It's not. I mean, if you go to the bar, you're going to spend most your money in here. That's where I get you to drinks. 10, 13. If you're like a lot of places, like you want a 42 shot,

you're going to spend like $30 a shot. Plus a tax, plus a cartuity and shit like that. But just the plain food, unless you got like a crazy wagoo steak or something like that, that shit ain't about to be that much. Take notes, people. You go on a date, you're going to spend, I mean, like, having a good time, I say,

250 is cool. Yeah. 250? Yeah, that's where I get. That's a cool little first date right there. Yeah, I got some drinks and shit. I mean, I guess it depends on who you're dating. I need that hungry for 250.

And if you, hey. And if you want a little budget, man, go, you know, go spend you 100 at BJs. Let the bitch get a bazookie. You know what I'm saying? Yo, Pizzeric Tuesdays? I don't even know about Pazuki Tuesdays. I don't even know what the fuck that is. A Pizu Kizu Kna, I don't know what a Pizuke is.

Pizu Kizu Kis is a big ass cookie with ice cream in there. You get a BJ's. Oh, the big cookie with the ice cream. So Pizu Kuh. Oh, so you're not from Compton. No more cool. Why? Pazookis.

I mean, he said, oh the cookie and ice cream? Are you saying Pazuki at home when you cook cookie in ice cream? Yes, niggas a Pizuke's a Pizuke. So you're going to be like, man, maybe this a Pizukey. It's a pizza cookie. Nigger, all the Compton kids, girl, we didn't have no mall, so we had to go to Lakewood and Cerritos, bro. Sooner Cerritos got that BJs,

niggas was taking bitches on dates to BJs. You can give me a bazookie? Let me get a bazzie. I never heard of that. I ain't never heard nobody say, give me a bazzie. You don't like no chocolate chip cookie? Exactly what I'm ordered. You don't like vanilla ice cream?

Exactly what I'm going to order. Oh, they have a monkey bread one now, too. I ain't, you know. Okay, you don't take it too far now. Monkey bread is good. Tell me more. Give me, dude. Pizuki.

Can you get some sesame seeds on that Pazuki, please. You know, I'm saying anything, God. Give me free coffee beans to go, Miss Lady, bitch. Hey, look, and if you got to, okay, I'm, I'm, okay, you from L.A., you from that side.

See, y'all niggas go to Fridays, you feel me? Yeah, Fridays was popping. You know what I mean? They got the endless appetizers and shit. Why, why we go get appetizers everywhere we go? It's cheaper. Yes, it definitely is. And that's, even at the expensive restaurants,

I learned that shit. But see, Friday's... You know where I learned my lesson with that shit? Where? No, boo. I tried to order an actual meal, and that shit was crazy. Oh, yeah. They taxed you?

What? Nobu, good, though. It's worth it. You talking about $250? That one of them came back $500. I'm like, who does this? What did you get? You didn't have no drinks?

I got a little plate we had. I think I got some lobster and some shit, but she don't eat lobster. And she had like... Yeah, but not $5, $600. They get you when they say, market. price. So at that time, the lobster could be up, you know what I'm saying? When you don't see the price on here, they're about to hit you

for whatever the fuck this shit is. You know what I'm saying? And then, we did get some appetizer, but they was crazy. We didn't know we got the little tacos, right? You've been there, you've been there and they got the tacos, right? Come on. The motherfuckers come. Too little ass tacos. Yeah, that's how they get you. So my girl hot, like, who the fuck? Who are we fin to

eat that? So she ordered three-fold Mo. Not knowing it was crazy. bro hey look when you go to nobu man get the appetizers because they're crazy the little tacos though it's crazy but godly see the cribble eggs in noble busing and the shashimi all the shishimi's is fucking shushu-chish is crazy yeah but let me tell you something though fridays if you want a budget go to fridays you feel me and fridays they didn't change the game right now nah it's chili's over fridays no let me tell you why friday changed the game

they got to split the bill shit there now oh yeah they do you know what I'm saying So when you want a date, y'all both seeing the bill. You feel me? That's why everybody asking now, are we getting the cracking tonight? No. Split. Oh, yeah, I'm going to split the bill of my girl one day, man. They got to start implementing that motherfucker.

Don't give them ideas. Don't give them ideas. I'm splitting the bill. Imagine going to Nobu that day. First day. And it's like, oh, this motherfucker is suspicious as hell. Hey, you coming back with me tonight? Oh, no, I got work tomorrow.

Split. that hurt my feelings would be hurt my feelings would be hurt too if you went on a day and you spent $600 on you and you ain't coming back with me split the bill by bitch

so if a dude split the bill on you what you're doing I would pay my fortune but I probably never talk to you again I just feel like it's a gentleman thing to do like the first date I just feel like that's a gentleman thing to do

like I'll offer to pay but like if you let me pay I just feel like as a gentleman like so what if you asked him on a date and he split the bill I don't know. I've never been in that position.

See, that backfired on me one time. I had no fucking money. And this girl said, let's go. Let's go on a date. I was like, all right, let's go. She said, let's go on a date. So I took the verbiage. I was like, she wanted to take me out.

I ain't had no money. I had like $12 in my pocket. I'm going to keep a jeet. She was like, let's go on a date. I'm like, all right, what we're going? She said, we'll go to BJ. So I'm like, PJ is good. I'm giving me a bazookie at the end, hopefully.

You know what I mean? So you ordered dessert. Wait a bit. Oh, your date. You had the audacity. She said she was gone. She was going. She wanted to take me out.

Oh, my God. So I'm over there eating. I'm just looking at the menu. We have a good-ass fucking time, too. Good-ass time. I'm like, oh, this is cool. Like, do you feel me? This dessert menu come up.

Okay, yes, can I get a bazuki, please? You know what I'm saying? That bill came. I think it was like $65 or something. And you're having a great time off $65. That's tight. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

And I look, I didn't drink back. then no but I look at the bill I'm like this like it ain't about to pay herself she was like you're not going to pay the bill I was like you said you were going to take me out oh my god oh me he ain't my own hey he ain't my home me that was back then they don't get you for this one i see cash ass now it's a different nigga back then you feel me nah you still doing that shit It ain't going to pay yourself. He might be testing you out. Hey, I'm like, she's like, are you serious?

I'm like, said you want to take me out. Stupid ass. And then she was like, you don't have, so you don't have the money or something? Mm-mm. I ain't got no money. I'm gonna keep a jeep. It's crazy. I'll pay the tip.

Yeah. It's crazy. I can pay the tip. Niggins turned five years old. Nick took his cheeses out of his pocket like, mm-mm. I had that. I was like, I can. I can give you the tip

You feel me I got $12 to my name And she swiped that motherfucker I'm like when we're going to see each other again Never Ever, ever She was dumbed me after that She feels stupid now though

Yeah Sending cash drops and shit I owe her So if you're watching this Hey giving her $65 back I will take you 600 Right now if you're seeing this

$650 dinner You and you and your niggas on me You and your niggins. Put your cash in there, man, so he can get your money back. That's crazy. I'm going to reimburse. It was hard times back then, bro. So you ain't never had to like, nope.

Before I ever said some shit. I just won't eat. Fuck it. And you know what feel good when you get a little bit of money that felt good to me. When I had a gang of people, you know what I'm saying, everybody eating. I'm watching everybody. You know how I need to be picking through the me and you don't really want to order. because they really ain't got no money.

And this person got some money, they ordering it up. I'm letting everybody order it up, but I got money now. You know what I'm saying? So I'm like, the check come and I'm like, I got it. And everybody look at you like, you got it. It's just like a thing that just had a baby. Like that thing, he got it. I'm like, I got it.

That shit feel good. That shit feel good, I'm mean. Hey, that's like we went to go vlog with Blueface, right? and then Trevor was bummed because he was like he couldn't get no footage and shit so we had the whole mad lately we had everybody shout to DeLo and everybody was like man they was all bummed and shit

they was like all right let's go get something to eat I'm like it's on me nigga everybody it's on you yeah they love it come on man niggas ordering drinks and all that y'all do that run it up thank you man run it up I appreciate man people I'm like damn but you tell your people like they can run it up I mean I ain't gonna tell you to go

go order 70 bazookies and you feel me but we'll do it up The bill was only like $2.70 or something like that. That's light. You feel me? I'm like, Cheesecake Factory. Now, we was at Nobu.

Everybody fend for themselves, nigga. I was still doing, though. You know what to do. You know what to do. I'll be going out with people. Now they be knowing you got it too sometime. Like, he might pay for it and just try to run it up. I'm like, cool.

I ain't never inviting your ass again. But see, like, but you'll still pay it, though. No, no, I'm going to pay it. But you can't ever come with me, though. I went to catch the last week. What I was a like a lot of people that we all you know everybody getting their paper and shit like that and they get a bill came There's a everybody put their card out there. No, I'm a pair I'm a pair I'm a pay I'm a pay I'm paying the pay She was like three bands nigger for the bill everybody's like I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it

I'm gonna do it and they was like you know what? We just gonna bust this shit down I'm like shit I was happy that I can even Contribute to the motherfucker you feel me but you know just like what you were saying my first time Getting some money I swear to God made me happy my grandmother passed away and then I took all my uncles and aunties to mass trolls for brunch. You feel me? And I thought that was dope. You know what?

You know what I'm saying? Hey, look, I'm going to tell you a story right now. We really some real niggers. I got some money and I took all my aunties. Everybody that was a lady in my family, I picked them up in like two Rose Royces. You know, my grandma, she's still, you know, live in the 80s on Broadway. Pick them up and we went to, um, damn, what's the fuck is that restaurant over there? And barely here's where all the black people go to.

The seafood spot. Four seasons? The brunch? Hell no. It's over there like off Rodale. Damn. Where they see you the lobster and you got to, you got to take it off,

they say you the lobster and the noodles. Oh, you're talking about, hold on, with the garlic noodles. Yeah, with the garlic noodles. Crustation. Boom, we all went to crustaceans,

and I've told them to order it up, you know what I'm saying, do what y'all want to do. Man, that was like, that shit was tight. That shit was tight. Goals. That shit was tight.

That she was tight. I mean, we friend together. Just little shit like that's tight. Because people don't really go out to eat, you know what I'm saying? And especially when you, when your family is used to you being a fuck up and being broke, you feel me? Yeah. Shout out to my rich friends that let me borrow that car to do that. Yeah, that's fine.

But you pay for the bill, though. Yeah, definitely. Can I borrow your car? My aunties want to go on a little thing. Yep, they got dresses of most shit. Like, it was prime. No, that's dope. That's dope to do that for your family because you don't know how long you're going to have your mama for.

Yeah, I'm saying. Especially with Corona and shit, there's a lot of people that was like family to me that I didn't get to go to their funerals because of COVID. You feel me? Didn't get to say no last goodbye. So you don't never know. You know what I mean? Do something nice for all the people in your life. You know what I mean?

Just one little gesture. It'll make you feel good and had the memories later on down the line. Are you taking a vaccine? Oh, I'll let you as he say. I am getting vaccinated, yes. You been vaccinated? Damn. I didn't been through this.

But you know what? I'll let you go here and be the test dummies for me. Honestly, now, like my homeboy, he worked for the Staples Center. They won't let you go down to the bottom, like, rolls of the Staples Center if you're not vaccinated. And I heard they're going to do that for travel and they're going to do that shit for concerts and shit, too. So if that's what it is, I need my money, girl. No, baby. Let them test.

Let them test. Let them be y'all to test. I ain't doing that shit. I mean, I let Adam be the test dummy, and he seems to be fine. And he's also vaccinated. Why would you guys get vaccinated when you still can get the get the virus? What the fuck point does that make?

Well, they're saying now that you're going to need a third dose and now it might be annual. What point does that make if you still can get the virus and you still can transmit it? Look, I'm just happy to be here for real. But they can't kill you, they say, if you get it. That's the point. Allegedly.

Everything's alleged. So mostly older people. So you just went off allegedly. you ain't even never had corona and you wouldn't got vaccinated. I'd never tested positive for corona, but I mean, I'll get vaccinated. If I could get on a plane, if that's the only way I could get on a plane. Yeah, they say you can't get on a plane no more, you get into done, bro. You know you're getting vaccinated.

For sure. I think if they, a lot of people going to say, if they make people do vaccinations, they start, like getting on their plane, bus, whatever the case may be, I think a lot of people are going to, they're going to suffer. The airlines are going to suffer. It's going to be like the Rosa Parks shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're not going to get on this bus.

You know, y'all going to lose. You know, they went into bankruptcy when they didn't get on that bus. But they said 25% of the U.S. got the vaccine already. They said a whole lot of shit, too. That's true. They said a whole lot of shit. And people don't know what to believe. So it is scary.

So you're like, fuck, I'm vaccinated. I mean, I just saw a headline that linked COVID and herpes. So I don't. And HIV. Yeah. So I don't. And gave you all the strands of corona. So now you got it.

You actually got corona. Like right now? Yeah, right now you got vaccinated. Well, I don't know. I don't know. Damn. I feel like having older family members and shit like that, if it could protect them for a nigga like me to go out 24-7, I don't want to be.

You are who we should fear. I mean, I think he was never inside. But the vaccine is in his test stages still. So y'all do your thing, man. it'll evolve. We out. We might have to, I might have to get it,

you know what I'm saying? But right not, right now, not right now. No, definitely not right now. You know what I'm saying? So how long, how long to you take

I'm cool with it? Yeah, I'm saying, until it's mandated. You know what I'm saying? Maybe 2020. See, this was the thing, this was the thing that made me look at a different.

So my auntie, she's in the medical field. She said all the doctors are at the time was racing to get this motherfucker. And I'm like, I don't think all the doctors is going to race

to get this motherfucker. motherfucker if it's like that you know what I'm saying like if it's going to fuck up some shit unless the government wants to kill everybody and everybody they're still kicking gotta do it but they say

you can't come into playoffs tonight AD without a vaccination I'm going tomorrow I want a party I want to drink whatever motivates you oh shit I want a party nigga I'm keeping G

damn why can they put it in tequila I've been did that shit yeah it's over They probably did. They probably put in the apple yesterday. Shit. I'm with it. Apple juice.

I'm saying. I'm not doing it right now, though. I can't do it. Man, I've survived off of Arby's. I'm good. That's true.

He's actually, he might be okay. Yeah, for real. Arby's and tequila. You know what I'm saying? Like, fuck that shit, though. Arby's and tequila sounds.

They make me do it. We ain't got no choice. You know what I'm saying? I ain't going to the concentration camp. Right. I'm not doing that. You know what I'm saying? Put the thing over there.

You got to go over there, bro. You didn't take it. Man, shoot me up. You know what I'm saying? Shoot me up is crazy. But I'm my kid, look, my kids don't got shots. I don't got no shots. I don't, we're living good.

We ain't got no shots. So they didn't get, when they were born and you get nothing? No shots, baby. No, that shit. That's out. You know what I'm saying? That's shit giving kids autism and all type of shit. That's true.

Especially, you know what I'm saying? Our young black males. Yeah. They say one or four. They say one or four now. It's crazy how you look at all this shit But I don't like to look deep into all this shit Because it'd be like

When you really start looking into it You'll be afraid of every fucking thing Oh God Water fucking toothpaste They said don't use toothpaste It blocks floor wide blocks this Well nigga I got fake ass teeth my nigga And I can't let these motherfuckers smell bad

You feel me I'm gonna fuck up everything Look Europe Germany all that shit They don't do that shit They don't put on deodorant They don't use a toothpaste They don't do none of that shit bro when we used to be in the clubs over there oh my god i used to open the door she'd be like damn

europe what go in the club over there man you're gonna get sock right up out that motherfucker yo please what it's crazy no toothpaste no deodorant army no i can't live like that no we can't do that baby you got me like damn you got we got we got something if it heard me You got at least rock with the dove. I see how y'all feel about the vaccine. Then we put it on the level as toothpaste. No, AD put it on that level. I'm still thinking logically.

That's not logically. I said if you go into all these theories and things that people say that's supposed to be bad for you, you will be afraid of literally every fucking thing. You will be afraid of the air you fucking breathe, the water that you fucking drink. You wouldn't shower with regular water. Like, nah, I don't want to live like that. Nigger than already made it out the hood and made it pass all the fucking gang shootings and police shit. Right.

No, you think I give a fuck about what toothpaste I use now was blocking some shit? Hell no. I'm cool, girl. Give me everything. I got homies who ain't made it past 18. Feel me? Oh, God. Facts.

Like. It's a valid point. So slide the toothpaste, cut. Give me the floor. All right. What's all right? Man. Hey, look.

How y'all? feel about Kobe Nike contract that's crazy right there first of all RIP Kobe Kobe is dead this is ridiculous my last little thing I thought I was going to do a podcast

I was going to do some shit I was on there talking and my girl called me like man Kobe died I'm like what me too good I sat in my kitchen and actually dropped tears it was really sad

I dropped tears, honey. But hold on. His Nike contract is, and that should just sound crazy. What is going on? I mean, the contract is ending. His wife could extend it, but she don't want to extend it. Yeah. So what was the plan?

So I don't know. Like, I don't know what that's going to do. I don't know if she's going to have something and start something or, but I'll tell you what, though, all of these Kobe Nike's, they're about to be, the price about to go, shoo! They're releasing one more. And after that, it's fucking done. So, go grab you some Kobe Nikes if you can. They probably already went up. I'm going to look at Stock X and shit.

They did. Yeah, it's already going up and shit. That's crazy, though, to think about that. That day, it probably went crazy. Just imagine, like, Jordan. They're like, you know what, we're not going to make no more Jordans. This is the last one. Everybody will be going fucking.

She's still going to make apparel, though. She's still going to make shoes. People just trying to figure out how do we get the shoes out. How do we get the clothes out? Like, how do we do we do? that shit because I'm really tired of the shoe game I'm tired of all this shit you know what I'm saying I can't even get my little dunks like

God damn I know bro I remember like every shoe five hundred and up this shit is getting ridiculous for my daughter my daughter birthday bro I told her mom I said hey go to my home shoe store and go pick out two pairs of shoes she picked out two pairs of shoes I said send me the bill 790 nigga for two pairs of shoes for my 12 year old daughter bro

I'm like what about $800 for two pairs of shoes And then I seen her today She's doing TikToks And her new moped She got right You gotta fucking take them damn Shoes all the $400

You over there playing with it What's you? The shoe culture is like It's stupid When I was young I could go in the mall I can touch and feel I could try on I can get anything

I'm going to swap meat You know what I'm saying Going tomorrow I'm going to swap me Get anything now It's just like It's fake Oh shoe drop

And you got to get it on the fucking app niggas fake doing raffle Like man this shit some bullshit Like and then Stock X You know what I'm saying And goat they got all the damn shoes You know what I'm saying for five six hundred

Like at this point You know what I think At this point I think the resale The resale game Rees so crazy that Nike Caught on it was like You know what I think Nike and goat

And Stock X They all in cohoops They gotta be They gotta be I mean it's not far fudge This shit is ridiculous dog Also, though, the demographic of the people who are buying these shoes,

realistically, those price points don't make sense. No. They don't. How are your shoes limited, though? All these are limited. Oh, and we don't have them on the app. But then you go on Stock X and Go, you can get them anytime you want to forever. They probably getting them wholesale ahead of time.

Because all the homies that got shoe stores on Melrose and shit, they get them up because weeks in the van. So I'm pretty sure Stock X probably getting them. But not that many. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But not that many. It's getting crazy, man.

A shoe culture, man. I can't tell until you got these niggas on the street who got all the damn new shoes. Where are you getting that shit from? You ain't got on Nike account. Nike called your ass and gay these shoes, huh? Something is going on. You know what I'm saying? They're saying bots.

I'm like, man, hell. No, them bots is real, though, bro. Yeah, some of them, they are, but not every damn body. That's even like the, like, the PS-5s and shit like that. Like, when the PS5, when they first launched a PlayStation 5s, Right. Nigga, them bots ate them motherfuckers up. Like, nigga, within 10 seconds, because they got them all in the cart.

But they said they was limited, right? They said the PS5 was limited, right? I mean... When it came out, it was limited. They had limited... They had limited units. Yeah. They said they had limiting units.

Okay, boom. The bots ate it up. They sold it on the street. They sold it that game stop. Boom. But I can go on Stock X right now and get one. And get one. Whenever.

But I like what? That don't even make no sense, right? So that me tell me that Sony called Stock eggs like man Stalket stock X bother sending you a poison goddamn coffee bean You sit there doing I like us I like Stock X I'll wear some bands Fuck y'all names Stock X

Sponsor me please This man can leave Man come on man Nike on that shit man I want to hear that shit Yeah no no that the resale shit is crazy But even the fact that top designer brands are doing

collabs with with like dunk now like off white dunks and then you got fucking Dior with Jordan and you doing all this shit and breaking the fucking prices up like come on how much is them Dior George's they retail two bands come

resale 30K come on some shoes for some Jordan's never I'm gonna wear yeasies and vans man Shout out to Kanye. I mean, Yeezis. As he has Nike's on right now.

Shout out Kanye. If Kanye can do it, Kobe can do it. That's right. But Yeez's doing it too. Like when Yeezys first came out, that it wasn't, same shit. Even now when Yeezys come out. You feel me?

I didn't pay $6,700 for some Uis before, bro. God damn. Yeah, bro. That's crazy. I never thought I paid $300 plus some ducks. Nope. Right now, I ain't got no choice. That's what I'm saying.

I ain't got no choice. I'm like, man, $500 is my limit, dog. We need to make a lot. Well, basically, though, what would the price point be if they did reduce it? Like, what would it be like your ideal price points? I mean, when we was growing up, the highest shoe was like the pennies. It was like 200. Yeah.

Everything else was below that. I remember, like, remember when the Jordans came out with the suitcase? Yeah. That was like the highest shoe back then. That was like 200 or something. 220 or something like that. I think 220 is like a, that should be like. No, that's what I think too.

I feel like that would be an appropriate price. 100, 1, 1,200, 1, 1, 1,200, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1,500. Bro, for my 12-year-old to have fucking 800 for two pairs of shoes is crazy My 12-year-old asked me for some easy slip-ons And I looked at her And I went to Stock X

And I'm like, damn Hell no I'm gonna try to whack you a shit I ain't getting no $400 slip-ons For your ass You're crazy You crazy For the slip-ons

That's ridiculous I'm not doing that shit, bro We vans over here And whatever's that full locker You're done for the night That works though They have the ones Put out your blogger.

I don't know what you got going. You better pick something in here. So, yeah, but I feel like now because of social media, the kids are seeing way more shit that they want. Yes. That they wouldn't. You know what I'm saying? Like, they're seeing way more.

And the TikTok stars and everybody else, they're seeing it like, I went with that person got on and shit. Because like now, like, my daughter would sit there and say, Dad, can I get some Gucci or can I get some like? Yeah, they want designer. They want designer. They want all this shit now. Like, like, nigger, no, what happened to me?

Ninja turtles and light up sneakers. Yeah, like. They don't play outside like we used to. Fuck no. We used to be outside. Ice cream truck going, you know what I'm saying? Football in the middle of the street basketball or whatever we can get. Drinking out the water holes.

Yeah, we was doing it up. You know what I'm saying? You never drank out the water holes? No. What? Drink a quarter water, but I never drank out the water. Man, listen, you play outside all day. You get the water hose and everybody take turns.

I mean, I'm exhausted. For real, for real. I did this we got to take a 10 minute break because it's crazy out here shirt dirty pants dirty yeah it's crazy

nigga ding dong ditch nigga nigger you feel me we used to egg people houses and shit all that shit used to egg houses how did it make you feel it was fun it's really fun

because they'd be tripping off the eggs hell yeah you'll be tripping on some goddamn you don't even look like you can run fast first of it How do you lay dine don't do you don't know you don't run fast? It looked like she ran like a Lego girl. Oh no I definitely run like a loser.

Oh my you ran like a How do you run like a loser? Like you're going to sit. You do like you fall. I don't. Oh my God. You used to run track. You never ran any type of track in your life.

Yes. I swear to God. I swear. Get out there race Jax right now. I got a hundred. He's burning. you. I will raise you. Josh will burn you.

Josh will burn you. Josh will burn you right now for a hundred. Let's do it. Oh my goodness. Look, leave it. We got to record that. We got to record that. Oh, my God.

Do you use the run track? Was you good at track? I was. What did you run? A hundred meter dash. Never. I swear to God. You ran a hundred meters.

Yes. Yes. My mom made, okay, I didn't want to do any sports where I had to like grab balls or pause. Grab balls. Grab balls. Grab balls. Grab balls. Grab balls.

Grab balls. Right. You know what I'm saying? I'm talking shit, but you just, you trotting around as well, fucking. He ain't right no hundred meters. I swear to God. I swear to God. I did long distance.

I could run, man. In fifth grade, she did all this shit. I don't know, but you smoke a lot of puffs down. I don't think you could do the same shit. She took a couple puffs out that little thing. She didn't have no fucking trash. Watch, watch. I'll raise you, I'll raise you, and I'll raise you.

You do not want to race me. No. I don't want to race. I'm cool. I'm cool. He got no form. He got his shirts on, no. Hey, point me to the Pusukes and the bacon egg and cheeses.

I'm cool, yeah. I ain't never had no hooved. So you don't go to the gym either? I do boxing, that's what I do. I never, I never had no hoop dreams. So you're not getting on the treadmill? Yeah, I could do the treadmill. He said, I didn't have no hoof dreams.

I ain't had no, hey, I ain't ever had no hoop dreams. I ain't never wanted to play football. So you're the stupid crib, digger. They're on a basketball cor for no shot. Yep. A nigga over there, brick and everything. Not the stupid Chris. Hack the shot.

You know, you had one of them crimp niggins that could play basketball. He that, nigga. Yep, and then bumping to you. You know what I'm saying? Like, niggas say something. You feel me? No, I always wanted to be in the entertainment. I always wanted to do music, movies, everything else.

Like, I swear to God, so I was like, I wanted to. Theater? I was in theater. Me too. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to do movies. I used to read monologues and all that shit, shit that I liked and stuff too.

Yeah. Did you ever get a role? And what? In anything like in high school, play? I was a nutcracker in the fifth grade. Well, I wasn't the nutcracker. I was one of the nutcrackers. You're like one of the many nutcrackers.

Yeah. Y'all was the talent shows and the nutcrackers. I never did none of that shit. Yeah, I wanted to do that shit though. But they made me paint this fucking, my cheeks red and shit. I didn't like that. It's like, nah, I could. Oh, you had makeup on?

No, they had makeup. Yeah. He needed a DP Compton He need a DP No, you had a makeup You got to be the nutcracker home in that You had a makeup

Did you have a makeup? Did you have a makeup? Yes or no. No, it's not makeup He's trying to justify the shit It's a nutcracker It's red paint, man Like the nutcracker gangers Nutcracker

You ain't never painted your face as a kid? Yeah, when I wanted to be a vampire It's bar shit I was vampire The war wolves It's a more shit Nick will be Count Cripula

He's like He comes out the house I'm talking about He's a nutcracker That's in the play You'll get your ass and what For real Nigger had the whole little suit

On the shit like that Oh my god Did you have like lines Or he was just standing there being done I was on there dancing Must a nutcracker like I was trying to I was trying to move like the nutcracker

Yeah I'm proud of me Buddy. Yeah, you know. But a lot of motherfuckers had hoop dreams back then. I had homies. I was like, nigga, I'm about to be. Nick, I'm about to be Michael Jordan.

I'm about to be Kobe Bryant. Nigger then goes nowhere. Bill Bill. Watch it in my bag, bro. Back, back, back. Nick. Niggas is like, yeah, bro, I'm about to go pro. I'm about to go pro with it.

Yeah. And then what happened. Had the girls, too. They was like, he's going pro. Right after high school? Done. Debbie. That nigga went to community college.

And he's taking you to BJ. bitch. You should have stuck with the nutcracker hole. Never took your SAT test, huh? You took your SAT? No, I never did. I never wanted to go to college, bro. You took your SAT? I took it because my mom hid me. How does that conversation go? You're studying for your SAT?

You want a sesame seed you track runner? I mean, let's... Taking your SATs is not a bad thing also. I'm not studying for my SAT test. We're not doing it. that over here. But that's what I said? I didn't want to go to college though. I didn't either. But I went to, I went to a community college. I went to community too, but I was like, hey, where the girls at? It wasn't no lunchtime in community college. I couldn't show off my

office, so I shook. Oh, you want to go to the 13th grade. You didn't want to go to college. Yeah, I went, yeah. I went for the financial aid, the dip. Yeah, I didn't even know about that until I checked out. The Sally Mae? Huh? The Sally May loan? Man, I ain't saying nothing. I was just saying. How much did you get? I got me, I did say a lot of bazookies. A lot of dates. A lot of dates.

A lot of dates that year. Damn. Yeah, financial aid, though. That was good, though. Man, I think we touched on everything today. It's at the end of the motherfucking day. Y'all tune in next week. And, yeah, look forward to the movie reviews.

Hey, watch us on the stream Friday. We're about to get this shit cracking. Yeah, I'm saying. At the end of the day. Got it. Let's go.