No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 30
Episode Date: April 30, 2021At The End of The Day Ep. 30 by No Jumper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Transcript
Discussion (0)
You know we did.
I can't talk about this Rhabi shit no more, but I went to Del Taco.
Was it fire or no?
Thank you.
No, bro.
What's you get?
Was it fire?
What did?
What did you get?
No, it was cooked.
I was saying.
Wait, what did you get?
The nigga fox's like this.
Hold on the shit that you could.
Hey, we got a gang of shit too lot.
Get everything on the menu.
Then we'll go see what's up.
Give it the fish taco.
Bro, fish taco smack and you got to double deal.
Give me the steak taco.
Del Delgado.
You get fish tacos from Del Taco?
Hell yeah.
That should be bussing.
I was thirsty.
I even got some chili cheese,
fried.
And how you feel now?
About Del Taco.
I went thirsty.
How you feel about Del Taco?
Taco again.
It's better than Taco Bell, Carol.
It's definitely.
See?
I ain't going to lie.
The crunch.
The CrunchRap Supreme at Taco Bell is crazy.
Yeah, them nachos is crazy.
Yeah, that too.
That too.
The Doritos who lost taco.
I ain't going to lie.
It's like McDonald's.
It's like McDonald's.
The Entertertero.
Nick?
Incheritos.
What's that?
It's an enchilito.
No, right.
What is it consistent?
I don't know some shit.
It's an incherito.
This is the own thing.
I don't know, kill.
Hey, we back, though, man.
We got some bad news.
My home girl cast to all bad.
She had a family murder.
She didn't flake on this, man.
Yeah, I'm saying.
See, this is why you record the guests and then say we're going to have the guests.
You just can't be like, we're going to have to say.
He said, oh, I'm not.
I locked in cash dog.
Did she show up?
She posted a flyer though, man.
She was supposed to be.
She wasn't messing with you, dog.
He thought he had some clout.
You cash dog.
That's what he don't got.
Hey, man, I'll talk to him two days.
You're disappointed right now, play A-D.
Many cash dog got to lock me in.
What's you doing?
Hey, hey, they hit me.
They hit me, they hit me, I pulled it said emergency.
I said, oh, no.
Oh, she hit you with the emergency.
Man.
Come on, bro.
I can't believe it, bro.
Yeah, man.
It's all good.
It happens.
See, that's what I be talking about in the rap.
As long as we have donuts here on Wednesdays because I'm cold.
So, yeah, okay.
Shout out of Heather.
Shout out to Heather.
She sends donuts to the office, like, four boxes every Wednesday.
You feel me?
Crispy Cream.
though. Not no winchels and none of that other
bullshit. You know what I'm saying?
She sends the hot already's over here.
My boy, Josh, like, no, I got it. Don't worry about it.
He brought them shit in here. I got to crack this
off today because Yazzie wanted me to bring this shit up
because I just texted. I was like, hey, that's my
home girl right there that they said, uh, so
somebody, somebody hit up
hit up my home girl, Ella, she in the room and said, yeah,
Yazzie talking shit about you. And she hit me up.
She was like, what the fuck? I didn't talk shit about nobody.
So all you fans, stop trying to get Yazzie beat up.
She's a good person.
I'm a good person.
Because I didn't even know I was coming today.
She was, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Don't do that.
Oh, come on.
Gas and shit up.
You said what?
You gas and shit up.
She scared.
You scared?
No.
You look like.
Oh, no.
She scared.
You're scared.
You're scared.
You're going to get your ass to back to the show.
She just letting us do the little shit because you know it's business.
You and it.
Look.
Every time she put the smoking in her, she's nervous.
You're like, y'all had on the show.
Yeah.
After.
Stoner bashing.
You look like you ain't ever had a fight before, do you?
You ever had a fight?
No, if I'm a good person.
You had a fight before.
Yeah, I have.
When I was younger.
Who won?
First one, not me.
You honest.
Oh, no.
Oh, 100%.
You ain't Egyptian.
You ain't Egyptian.
Fuck out of here.
Egypt this.
More to combat your ass, huh?
I'm glad everyone sees my workspace.
Oh, my God.
They're more the combat.
Oh, God.
Fatality.
Oh, good.
No, that I was like, why would they send that to Illa?
I'm like, how did they even find her Instagram with shit too?
That account follows me, too.
It was very weird.
She was talking to shit about you.
Yeah, they said yes.
Yeah.
That's really what they said.
I was like, what is going?
I was in the office.
But did you tune in?
Was like, hold on.
Is she really talking shit?
Let me see.
There was nothing to tune in to.
I wasn't live on nothing.
That's awesome.
The girls are crazy, honey.
They're real, like.
People really make up scenarios.
But they be trying to like bully assy, though.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
They be on your head, man.
Why?
What happened?
What should be doing?
Why your voice so high?
You do it too.
Damn.
Oh, oh, I like that.
She threw a joke out.
No, you do.
You be bullied.
No, you threw a joke out.
You threw a joke out.
man, damn.
I'm proud of her, honey.
No, she could joke.
Yeah, she got it, baby.
Let's do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My boy ain't got no clout, though.
You should get on them.
Yeah, you should get on me.
Why?
We thought we had cash out.
Everybody was prepared.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not my fault.
It's not my fault.
Family emergency, man.
But we're going to still give him a show today.
So what are we talking about today?
What we got, man?
It's on you, man.
You got to start it off because you know.
I know.
You don't want to have us going up.
going up on the gas.
Yeah, you're going to show this Wednesday.
You hit me with that shit Friday.
Cash door.
I'm like, damn, he just said that he just typed her name.
Hit him with a big boy, like, pow.
His all cap, pat dog.
I'm like, oh, okay.
Hey, what's going to?
Apostrophies?
No, explanation points.
Yeah.
Come on, man, what you got?
I was smoking a little bit before I got here.
I was going to say.
That was crazy.
I got to talk about myself first, Kat.
You got me.
You got three waters.
Is that my water?
I ain't going to lie.
I try to.
I'll go fast one, but I'm going to do this, I'm going to put that shit over it.
You need some alcohol.
My boy be dehydrated now.
People was real concerned for me, man.
We get you next week.
Oh, yeah, let's talk about it.
We get you next week.
All right, go.
You want to talk about it?
I don't know last night.
You almost died.
All right.
So, people who don't know, long story short, I told her talked about it on the show yesterday.
I didn't have like five energy drinks and like 40 shots.
And at 6 o'clock in the morning, I thought I was having a heart attack.
I had to go to the paramedics, get rushed to the hospital.
They said I had real low potassium and I was dangerously dehydrated.
But I was scared as a motherfucker.
I was like, Mama, I don't want to die, Mama.
You had real low potassium.
So you don't eat bananas.
Nah, that's like nah.
That's like nah.
Bananas?
Yeah.
I mean, when I do, I get a knife and I cut them.
Yeah.
I mean, that's fine.
You still need to, like, they're good for you know.
I didn't even know, like, how even had low potassium levels, though.
But I didn't even know that potassium controls your nervous system and everything.
thing like and if you have real low potassium you can go on cardiac arrest you can have a heart
attack and die i didn't know that so now got to get your bananas you know what i'm saying
you got to get that drink in the morning what's that shit called what's that the little drink y'all
was just telling me about the little iV drink oh the liquid i vs yeah yeah i ran out i usually
go to whole foods and get the motherfuckers yeah oh i didn't know that i'm gonna start taking them
so one of one of the liquid i vs is equivalent to drink in like six glasses of water that's how
they like they say that shit something like that shit healthy probably do
do that too.
It's like an IV.
It's just all the same shit in the IVs.
It's a liquor form.
Wow.
Let's put that shit in powder and you just drink that shit.
I need to get that.
And when you like really, really drinking you do liquid IVs, you feel like way better in
the morning.
You drink it before you drink alcohol?
I do it before I drink alcohol and after I drink alcohol.
But I gave up energy drinks now.
I ain't drinking no more energy drinks no more.
You guys drink an excessive amount too.
But I'll drink like on a regular.
I probably drink like two red bulls a day for like the last year.
So you only, so you only drinking on a week.
weekends now. What? Energy drinks? No, I ain't giving alcohol up. I don't blame the alcohol. I'm
saying. I think you said you were going to try it and stop drinking. I'm going to slow down,
but I'm not going to give it up. Oh, I thought you were going to stop drinking for four months.
Who said that? Who said that yesterday? Oh, you're wrong nigger.
Wrong nigga. I ain't give drinking over no four months and shit like that. Nah, hell
not. But everybody, don't play with your health because I thought that was my last day on Earth,
man. I was sick. I was thinking about my kids and shit.
shit, I felt, I was like, man, I'm out
thinking about your kids, you thought you soon to die.
Bro, my heart was tripping.
I felt like I was in trouble.
I was keeping the jeep.
That's how you feel with you in jail, too?
I'm like, fuck, I'm in jail.
I'm being this bitch for a long time.
They might figure out the shit.
I might do life in this bitch.
But, bro, I thought it was over for me, bro.
And I was like, man, and this is the last day on earth.
I'm out here turned up on a party bus with some women and
drinking and turn the fuck up, man.
Man.
And I just said, I just said, man, I just want to do
better and I'm gonna do better.
Was you praying?
I was praying for show.
Niggas always praying when they do some.
Nigel like 30 times.
I'm like, God, I'm gonna be better, God.
I promise.
I'm gonna do it up.
Where are you at with the Julio?
I'm good now, bro.
I'm happy.
You're okay.
Yeah, that was scared.
But I mean, for somebody,
how many times this year have you been?
Since I've been in LA, I've had like six IVs.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, you blacked out and went to the hospital?
Wow.
I never had no IV yet.
I mean, well, I ain't going to say never, but unless I was in the hospital, I ain't just pulled
up like, hey, y'all got the IVs.
Oh, no, yeah, I've done that.
They got companies like that, but everybody's been telling me, like, they said, as soon
as you get the IV, you feel 100% better and shit.
And me, I was always afraid of needles.
I got a million tattoos, but I'm like, man, I don't want no shots, nigga.
You feel me?
So I thought I was going to die.
I was like, nigga, give me, save me, girl.
And they gave me fucking all these shots and took blood.
The good thing that came about of your world, though, they came back.
It was like, hey, bro, you healthy.
Your blood, everything is good.
I'm like, yeah, you feel
me?
And they told me I was doing bad, I'm drinking.
What for you?
Like, where's it?
Where's the damage from liquor?
Bitch, my blood is good.
I ain't got no STDs.
I was scared of that too.
Why are you scared of that?
I'm playing.
What is going on?
You get that liver check.
Hey, bro, check everything.
Skip the liver, man.
No, when they checked the blood,
they checked everything.
And then they gave me IV.
I'm like, damn, this shit is fire.
Isn't it amazing?
They gave me two.
Why'd you need an IV?
Oh, I went, because I was hung over as fuck.
So you drink and get hung over and do shit?
People do that in Vegas, though.
They're like pulled up and you do this shit.
But now I don't think I'm afraid of needles no more, bro.
Yeah.
So now I'm going to go, I'm going to go give me some RVs probably once a month.
Damn, y'all got to hook me up because I don't do that type of shit.
My nigga.
You got to add to a drip spot.
It's the best.
I had a company that said, we'll give you one every fucking two weeks for free.
And I was like, they kept asking me, when's your appointment?
Come to your appointment.
I was like.
Oh, they need to shout out.
Can you double back with them?
I'm going to double back now.
I enjoy drips.
But me.
Yeah, but yeah, I'm going to do that shit, though.
Yeah, do it up.
You ain't afraid of needles?
No, hell no.
The only thing I was afraid of was like, I didn't like peels and swallowing pills and shit.
I couldn't do that shit.
I don't know why.
You still can't?
I can now because after I have my accident, I didn't have no fucking choice.
But, Nick, it took me a long-ass time to take one bike and then I'm like, throwing that shit out of this shit.
I'm like, damn, you know what I'm saying?
But I needed that shit
because I was in pain
but other than that hell no.
Yeah, nigga, that shit.
A lot of that medicine shit and all that
but them needles, bro, I swear to God.
I was like, bro, give me 50 tattoos
and I'll just take it.
And it's like one shot.
I'm like, mm-hmm.
Because you know, niggas don't like going to a doctor like that.
Let's keep it gangster.
Nah, I ain't going to the doctor.
Yeah.
Hell, no, I can't stand there too long.
Like a nigga die.
Nigel before this, bro, I probably ain't
went for a checkup in like 10 years,
Kemp?
10?
Oh, Jesus.
I mean, you got to go.
You're saying, you a girl.
She got to go do it up.
So imagine not going to get a checkup for like 10 years and then you go.
They're like, hey, you healthy.
I'm like, Nick, I'm doing the right thing in life, man.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
That is such a weird logic to me.
I mean, I'm healthy, though.
No, that's good.
I'm very happy that you're healthy.
You got to do the right thing in life.
So maybe that was to help me like, hey, hey, check it out.
You need to go get your checkup.
What's the next time you're going to make a checkup?
You're going to get one yearly?
10 years from now.
I'm playing.
I ain't do that.
Speaking of that.
doing the right things in life let's go yeah i'm saying what about your boy young thug belling out
a hundred people did he bail a hundred people or 30 people i'm gonna say that's 30 people i'm gonna
gonna say we gonna say we got to let's put dubs on that's yeah he belt out a hundred
homies that ain't even a hundred homie just random people that's fire though oh
that's tight him and gunned too gunned too that's tight that's tight didn't shot a video
with him that's fire though i mean i wish more people did shit like that hopefully now that's
Let that be the flex, you know what I'm saying?
Instead of going doing some bullshit,
tricking your shit off in the strip clubs and shit.
But how do you even, like, you know what I'm saying, get the list?
Like, let me see which one of these niggas I'm a bail out.
Like, it gets a hundred.
I think it was, like, minor offenses and stuff.
You still got to get a list.
You feel me and you got to pick through it.
Any mini-money moaning or what?
I guess you just do a random.
Right?
Give me these hundred.
These, you know what I'm saying?
No sex offenders.
Hell no.
They can't go.
That's what I'm saying.
You got to look at the list.
No sex offenders.
No what, you know what I'm saying?
Abuse.
Abuse.
Abus.
Abusers.
You know what I'm saying?
Sock of people out.
Can't be doing that type of shit.
But that's sacking people out.
No, you can't sock women out, but you can sock people out.
Not the women.
You can't be doing that shit.
I just seen my nigger blueface socking some.
Wow.
That shit was fire.
I like that shit.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah.
That shit was gangstead.
I don't know.
You feel me?
I'm going to protect all my people's over here.
Who is it, come?
Get this shit out of here.
See?
What?
I'm gonna try to body assy.
I just kill her right now.
They got mosquitoes on the table.
We had no jumper.
I'm a potty here, man.
Hey, but now I ain't afraid to get bit now, can't.
You ain't going to help you with that shit.
Motherfucking get, what's the shit called Zika?
You're going to need some other shit with that.
What happened to Zika?
I remember I was going back and forth to Miami.
They was like, yeah, you got to watch out for Zika.
If you do this shit,
Yeah, like, it was really bad on the women
They was like if you got a baby
They basically like make your baby come out
Pre-mature, kill your baby and shit
I was like, because of your baby and shit
Man, y'all
Wow, homie, that's crazy
You don't remember Zika, bro?
Hell no.
They was trying to scare niggas.
They was like these mosquitoes got this fucking disease
that they're giving to people
And mostly people in Miami
It was called that
It was called Zika.
No, it was
He's right about that
I don't know about his stuff
statistic with the women and men
thing. No, but that was like
it was like, you get a kid's
birth defects if you get bit by the mosquito.
And I was like, why should I be afraid of
fucking Zika? What's it going to do
to me? Oh, there I go. A Zika virus
disease is caused by virus transmitted
primarily by 80s
mosquitoes which bite during the day.
Symptoms are generally mild, include
fever, rass. What is that?
Conjunctivitis? I don't know the fuck that is.
Muscle and joint pain. Conjunction
vi. Where it is. I was just about
to say shout out, A.D. He know all to read.
Yeah, I know to read too. I do the, hey,
I do the news. He got them to the
big words and said, you know what I'm saying?
Pass it up, whatever that being.
I do, I do, I do enough of the news.
You was shocked to the other day. He was like, look at my
boy, look how he's saying this shit right now.
They didn't give you a lot of syllables on that.
He just got a gang of syllabus.
Hey, I ain't ever seen that word in my life. I thought it was new.
You feel me?
I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm saying.
I don't know what I just went over that motherfucker.
Fever, rash.
Yeah, I want to improv that bitch.
Yeah, yeah, bro, no, that shit is a, yeah, that Zika shit was crazy.
But I feel like every once in a while, they always come up with some new shit like the fucking Ebola at first.
But that's what shit I wouldn't want though, could.
Ebola?
Yeah, Ebola, because that's, that sounds like the worst disease of all time.
What was Ebola again?
Can you please pull up the side effects of Ebola?
This sound like the worst fucking death that you can fucking have.
But we just went through fucking coronavirus.
Nah, it's worse than COVID.
That shit had been in over.
This is worse than COVID full time.
in Ebola. This ain't have us in the house, though.
Let's see the...
How do fucking they
control Ebola
and not COVID? They go to symptoms.
They contain that motherfucker. That's when
Obama was in office.
Let's see what that shit is.
What's going on right here?
There's too many big words on that
mother-winner. Is that even in English?
That motherfucker is in Portugal
and all that shit.
All right, watch this. Watch when I read these
motherfucking symptoms. Oh, there, go.
Go to symptoms.
Josh.
What do you say?
Go,
thinking what?
I don't even see it.
Where are the symptoms?
Right there?
No, like, what happens to you.
But you're not going to read what it is.
You're just going to read the symptoms?
No, I want to read the symptoms, though.
Right.
Y'all heard of Ebola.
He said, y'all heard of Ebola.
Watch this good.
Wait, Josh, why you just click symptoms?
You get fever.
You get aches and pain, severe headaches,
muscle and joint pain, abdominal pain.
There goes another big war that's gone.
Gastrointestinal symptoms
including diarrhea and vomiting
abdominal stomach pain
unexplained hemorrhages
bleeding and bruising
Boy, you can get that shit
from drinking too much, Julio
No, you can't get that
Other symptoms may include
Red eyes, skin rash, and hiccups
No, I've seen some worse shit than that
You just had to go get all type of shit
Because your ass just took some energy
You drank some shots
Somebody told me
You be bleeding out your eyes
And I said, oh no
I want to stay away from me
Bullocker, sir
Forever.
Please stay off Channel 7, honey.
They be lying, dog.
That was Channel 7.
But just imagine.
But honestly, like, even when COVID first came out, the way that they was marketing COVID,
I was.
They never passed out dead in the street.
No, I never get.
I never get.
They show like this fucking surveillance footage of all these people in Japan and China just dropping.
Yeah.
They just did.
I'm like, you're just dropping like this?
What the fuck?
They're like, yes.
And it's tough.
And it's coming to the United States like Santa Claus.
I'm like, and I never get to.
This is when I first start fucking with no jumper.
It was a big ass staff at first.
And the more we heard about Corona,
everybody like, hey, we ain't coming in.
We ain't coming in.
At one point, it was only me Adam and Josh, this motherfucker.
And I'm looking at these niggas, too, like,
Did you have your mask on?
Nah.
Because then I'll listen to the other motherfucker and said,
Black people can't get Corona.
I'm like, I, they said our melanin can be.
beat the shit.
And did the report right after that.
We the only ones can get it.
Right.
Oh,
nigger, that shit,
but I was like,
man,
they doing these diseases like crazy and shit.
Man, shout out that shit
because that shit taught me a lot
though during COVID,
man.
I don't know if it taught y'all a lot,
but it taught me how to be a way bigger
and better hustler,
you know what I'm saying?
We did it up during that time.
Y'all see y'all three was in here.
That means we're going,
this is us.
We lot.
Oh, for sure, for sure.
You feel me?
Y'all scared?
We ain't scared.
We're in here.
No, I think I'm.
I was in the house.
I was quarantine.
You was,
you was quarantine?
I was so scared.
I don't know what the house was.
You were a goddamn life.
No,
I was so scared.
All at first.
Yeah.
Because I'm saying,
you said you went to six times.
It was a lot of people that were scared.
There was a lot of people that were scared.
And nobody knew what the,
still don't know really what the fuck going on.
Nothing never happened to me.
I didn't see nothing.
I don't know.
I mean, people said they had it.
Let me tell you,
I had a fucking ball during quarantine.
I traveled the country.
I didn't went to every fucking state.
I turned to.
Man, I made the best of that shit.
But I learned, I learned a lot, though.
I got a whole bunch of new hustles from quarantine.
I learned a lot about people more than anything, though.
You know what I'm saying?
When the party ain't going on, when you ain't got shit to offer motherfuckers,
you see, motherfuckers ain't calling that phone.
They ain't checking up on you.
You know what I'm saying?
They ain't asking about your kids.
Yeah.
They was dropping like flies, don't come on.
I'm like, golly.
So everybody, once his quarantine is over,
y'all need to make sure you keep that same energy,
evaluate your friends your loved ones your people and shit like that because that's so the
nigger a lot i'm like damn no i actually really think they should quarantine at least like once a
year stay your ass in the house because i'm tired of you nings on traffic on traffic on the free right now
is ridiculous that's the only thing man like damn i need to stay in the house right and they said we
go on a yellow tier i think uh this week or next week the fuck is that that mean the bars can open back up
the clubs can open up yeah but see they got a little they got like a little
little card on that shit now
where it's basically saying like
they can let a certain amount of people in
if they vaccinated too
so I don't know if certain companies
in certain places is going to be like
all right
we're going to cut this shit off
only for vaccinated people
or we only going to do this for certain shit
and people are having had them fake vaccinated cards man
I'm gonna just take your boy card over here
he vaccinated I'm gonna print it up
I'm saying Photoshop I see what y'all just deal with that video
so I know I get a vaccine I know I can get a card
I've seen that video
print me one.
too, nigga.
I'm taking that shit
straight to the club.
So y'all really
just not going to get vaccine?
Allegedly.
No.
Okay.
I'm not.
When you're going to get yours?
I mean, until they make me.
Until they make us.
I don't know.
If they say right now,
you can't go on a plane
and you can't do no shit,
I'm going tomorrow.
Okay.
You ain't got no choice.
You can't go on the grocery store.
It's over.
I can't go back to whole food.
If they say you can't go
in a grocery store,
you got to do it.
Listen.
You can't go to Del Taco.
Oh, no.
Sign me up.
You probably don't need a vaccine
for Arby's though.
For Arby's?
No, you probably don't need one for Arby's.
Probably cured cancer.
How about that?
Yeah, right.
The little bit of fact.
Sniggin don't believe that.
Shit.
You got to try Arby's now, bro.
I didn't let you, I didn't lead you wrong with Del Taco, bro.
I'm not trying Arby's, but we went to Del Taco.
We did.
I ain't going to lie, y'all.
I finally did it, y'all.
I did it, y'all.
I got the taco.
I got a whole bunch of bullshit.
I got all everything so I can see.
Chili cheese fries.
These niggas got chili cheese fried them up
I had to taste it
Fire strawberry lemonade too
I had to
I didn't
Ah we didn't get that
So you're gonna go
Take taco
You're gonna go back tonight bro
You know what I'm saying
As a matter of fact
I didn't even get to taste the steak
And chicken the fish taco
You know why
They niggas stole my tacos
A niggas told your taco
What?
The fucking door dash
Homi stole my food
Oh that's happened to me
A few times
For real
They sold my Popeye's fries
I ain't gonna lie
That is crazy
When you got like
8 fries left
when they come to the door.
Yeah, you know they was Ian.
Yeah.
I was really starting to check my bag before they get,
but they got the COVID procedure.
They could just drop your shit off and leave.
You feel?
They'd be getting out of their fast.
I ain't like,
if I was door dashing,
I'm taking some of everybody food.
That's disgusting,
I'm just saying.
That's disgusting.
Like, get your hands out of people's stuff.
Like, come on, you can't have me deliver you Dave's hot chicken
because I think I ain't about to give me one of them goddamn prize with honey.
You feel me?
I'm going to have honey on my face.
I'm like, bitch what you're looking at.
I order something too.
You ain't the only one that fucking eat.
You ain't dark-d-ass people don't eat?
You wouldn't do that shit?
Fuck no.
Especially the fries.
I'm like that.
Fuck, no.
Hey, I got a question for you.
What's up?
All right, look.
And this is where I got this shit from Steve Harvey.
Steve Harvey said he can't have no female friends.
Right.
Because he already noted temptation.
So if you had a boyfriend, can your boyfriend be friends with your female friends?
Like, can they text?
Yeah.
Like, can they text?
on the side like what's the deal hey what's up no no you can't be friends with my friends you can have
your own friends you're not friends so are you friends with like his friends can you do that so
y'all not friends like how y'all gonna be friends when y'all just see each other no yeah that's
I feel like that's the only time it's appropriate I don't need to text your friends right
don't look at me like I'm saying such an outlandish thing here I mean we live we all
confused like hold on like well we got to think about this one no this is this this this this
is how I feel about it.
Like, if it's my homeboy, if it's his girl, like, everybody kick it together and shit
like that, that's the only way that we can, like, be friends.
And when I say friends, I ain't talking about associates.
I'm talking about when you call somebody out of your friend, you, that's a fucking friend.
You know what I'm saying?
No, if you got a girlfriend, can you go out to eat and lunch and shit with your home girl,
like, and shit like that, like.
Hey, where you at?
I'm shit.
I'm with Niecy.
We're down here at the, where you chick-a-lay?
I thought you meant like
what was your question
were you asking if like
I could be friends with like my boyfriend's
friends?
Yeah.
Because I'm asking the question
because he said he can't be friends with
girlfriend.
So that means he can't be friends with his wife friends.
Nothing.
Okay.
You feel me?
Well people,
but people though,
I get what he's saying though
because even if a nigga
don't act on it,
if you fucking attracted
to the home girl,
you're thinking about smacking care
right?
So you don't need to go out
eat with nobody
that you're thinking about smacking.
Nah.
I got home girls that I'm not, I'm not thinking about.
I got home girls that I don't think about fucking bihabo.
Like this.
Look a little thick today.
But is it out of bounds, though?
Is it out of bounds?
And be like, hey, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'm over here with Brittany, man.
We, we, uh, we hit, we at Boston.
Where are you at?
No, that's out of, that's out of, that's ridiculous.
Yeah, I mean, you, that mean, you can't have no female friends.
No, I don't think you can't have any female friends.
I just feel like there's boundaries.
I think Nick Cannon said that.
Did he go out with women that ain't, that's just his friends and shit?
I think he said that.
I can't do that shit.
No way my girl doing that shit.
Black women ain't going for that shit.
See?
Like, I'm not.
She'll be hot.
But I'll be hot too.
Like, if your girl's out with your homie, like, where y'all at?
That's weird.
And you call them like, bitch, bitch where you at?
Right.
Homicide
That's weird.
I'm with pun.
I was just watching the best man too.
I don't trust nobody.
Nah,
that's crazy.
He did that before her though,
right?
Yeah.
No,
but his homie,
he never told his homie.
Yeah,
he never told him.
Yeah,
and then later,
you know,
he let his homie wife her up
and get engaged to her
and then try to write a book about it,
because I should do that movie review
that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah,
best man.
It's a good movie though.
Yeah,
it's a good movie.
But which one of your homies
bitches you fuck this?
That's crazy.
How are you going to write a book?
that type of book.
Oh, he's been to get killed on this mom, brother.
He was crazy.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
How are you going to write the same book?
No, bro.
But that's shit crazy.
Like, how can you, your real homie care,
you can't write a book about your homie's fiance
that you'd have knocked down and didn't tell him?
That's crazy.
That's purified.
It's really good for a book, though.
And, you know, if you ain't seen the movie,
the nigger, he prayed with.
with him he forgave him he had to alter he getting flashbacks and all you know
I know I would have been like bro bro it's over I ain't getting married after that
it's over I'm like you dirty bitch it's over yeah you been smiling his nigga
face this whole time you're gonna write a book about it girl you start remembering like
bitch I remember you was you were smiling that nigga face him thanksgiving bitch in 08
mm-hmm I remember that shit yeah have you ever like like have you ever like any of your
friends you thought they boyfriend was like cute you a liar
You got a hold that shit in.
I swear, no.
They got a hold that.
They're going to go to the grave with that shit, her girl.
No.
A girl go do that shit.
Fuck, no.
No, I'll be honest.
Of course.
I really haven't.
So all your girl, so all your home girls' boyfriends been ugly.
I am not going to say they've been ugly, but not my acquired taste.
They're their boyfriends for a reason.
So they haven't been cute.
To me, no.
she got these politically correct answers.
I think Biden trained her.
Does he have politically correct answers, you think?
Yeah, he got the answers.
He'd be shutting shit down.
I'll be doing that shit.
You'll be doing that shit.
No, I'm going to shut shit down.
Now ask us that question.
I'm scared of the answer, but have y'all been attracted to?
Next question.
Right.
Right.
We don't answer no shit like you.
that?
Hell no.
Fuck you're talking about.
I don't know
what you should have already do,
guess.
Take that shit to Arby's,
because I'm out of here.
Oh,
this another window
since we on this girl shit
and this boyfriend.
How close you got to be
for your nigger?
You know what I'm saying?
Because I see Tyree
doing so wild shit
on Instagram.
How close you got to be
to your own digger
and let your dick
shave your year and a man
you know what I'm saying
that's what we call it
that is out of the question
that's not going down
and he's shaving it
and it's not going on
Instagram if that is what's going down
that's crazy
and didn't film you
like he's a bitch
right
and he's like yeah
I'm a bitch he holding the rain
would y'all do that
I wanted to do it
after I seen the video
you wanted to
yeah
now first off
you feel like that's your area
of expertise
I don't know
I may be a trimmer
first off we're not shaving
And we waxed.
We waxed.
Thank you.
That's number one.
You wax or you laser.
What if I straight razor it?
Huh?
No.
Like my chin.
What if you hit the wrong spot?
Yeah.
I'm like, bitch, I ain't fucking you tonight.
I got my blood test.
Did you?
I just got mine, bitch.
Oh, my God.
That was weird.
Tyrese was going through something.
I mean, no, I mean, if she need to it, she can't see this by me.
Maybe, you know, come from y'all on home.
I ain't filming it.
You shouldn't put me on the thing.
And he's too grown for that.
Don't put me on the thing.
He's cool.
I mean, he's cool.
He's doing this thing.
I don't see him wrong.
I don't know.
It's cool.
It's cool, but just don't know.
Everything is on the internet.
Everything is on the internet.
That's the only fans and everything is for.
She ain't got nothing on the internet.
Tell her, she ain't ever had a fight.
She ain't ever had a fight.
She ain't looked at nobody.
Condoleezza Raj.
Yep, that's me.
Colin Pye.
Oh, man.
Oh, no.
Fuck all that.
No, I just see some shit that said,
woman dies after getting surgery in Mexico,
offered a refund for $6,700.
That's not funny.
No, it's not funny.
How do you go get surgery?
I read it wrong.
You die and they offer you a refund?
How do they offer you a refund?
That's crazy.
How you get on the cell you tell you kill me
and then offer me a refund.
All right, bro, you want to.
It's really not funny, but it's just crazy.
You woke that 67 back.
You stupid.
They're going to send that shit.
They're like, hey, I'm going to ask you.
I'm going to pray right now.
I ask me you if you want to refund.
Were you not happy with your service?
Hey, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to give you the 67 back.
Hey, I'm going to get that to your auntie.
That's crazy.
Put that shit on your flowers in the funeral.
Like, uh.
You better start thinking.
I've been thinking.
You better start.
You better start thinking.
I thought.
You better start thinking about it.
Thinking about what?
Crazy.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah, because you're about to get the surgery, right?
What procedure do you want to get, though?
Worry about yourself.
You're trying to drag that wagon up.
This summer run.
Yeah, that's the last time we're going to see her.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
She bought to go to Miami.
You know, just telling her she wears sweatshirts in.
I'm talking about after you get the shit done.
Like, what's your dress code going to be when you get your thing?
Nothing.
Like, what's the dress code?
We outside.
So how are you going to walk up in this bitch when you got the thing?
I don't know.
I think she's going to be a different person.
She's going to change her name.
Everything.
She's going to change her name.
Now, let me ask you something.
Let me tell you something.
Do you think that that's going to help you or hurt you?
No, I mean, it's just something I want for me.
I don't think.
I don't get what women say women.
I don't get what women say they want something for them.
There's not, like, there's no goal going into it.
I'm not like trying to be a star tender.
Like, it's not really going to help me, I don't think.
I just think it's just that I want.
Yeah, they are.
True.
It was bad.
But what I'm saying is, is that what makes a woman, okay, when women say,
I'm doing this for me.
What part of you do you feel like you need to feel for field when it comes to that?
It's going to boost your confidence.
Maybe it'll boost my confidence.
I can't wear certain things.
Like what things can't you wear right now?
No, there's just a certain way you want to look in something.
And like when you don't like, you know what I mean?
Like, and you see it on somebody.
And then when you order shit online, you forget the body don't be coming with it.
So, you know, it don't look how it looks on my sis.
For me.
I mean, I don't know, because some of my homies is three X and they be squeezing.
Shut the fuck.
They're like, hold on, this two X don't look right.
It's one X.
You know what?
This one X don't look right.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
A little gut showing.
But is that the, is it, is it, okay, when you say it's for yourself, like, is it that
plus, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, justification for men?
Like, do you want men to look at you and be like, damn, she's bad?
like no are you ready for the attention that comes with it because that's what's going to come
with it though you got to be ready for the attention that comes we getting ass ladies
you know what I'm gonna keep it 100 man we we really don't give a shit about I was about to say
that we don't we really don't we really don't we really don't really about the wigs the makeup
the ass the hips the tities the nothing the stretch marks we don't care yeah
That's not, that's, that's just not going to keep no man, like at all.
Yeah, but I mean, I don't feel like everybody who gets their body done is doing it to keep a man.
Some people do do it like that, though.
No, there are people who, and that's mental illness, I feel.
Mental illness?
Yeah, speak about it.
Let me see.
Talk about it.
I think that's just like severe insecurity.
And I think that's something that should be hashed out for real with like a therapist.
Because if you feel like you need to, like, alter your whole being just to be accepted by the opposite sex or whoever you want to attract,
I feel like that's...
But see, that goes the same parallel
when you say,
hey, I'm going to do this for myself.
Like, what part of you
looked at something or...
I'm telling you, I've ordered something
and it ain't look right, and I was like, oh, shit, okay.
Because you wanted to look like somebody else?
I wanted to look a certain way,
and fit me a certain way.
Like the product shot?
Like, you want to like the mannequin?
No, no, no.
And then I've seen a post.
I forgot who the rapper was.
Somebody said, well, it was a rapper,
and he put on his story and it was like
he made a comment like
you women are out here getting your bodies done
and y'all need to like get rid of these big ass white ass
rib cages y'all got and it's like damn
niggas can't have ribs no more like
people be taking our ribs and that and that's
where I go to say like I think shit like that
like that's extreme like I don't really
know what a rib protects but I feel like I need
mine is there for a reason
I'm not really trying to get rid of my shit
but there's like levels to it
so I mean whatever fuck it if it's boosting your confidence
get the shit
I'm saying you know niggas don't care but if it's boosting your confidence do it you know what I'm all for her man do it up you know
I'm glad I have y'all ladies oh yeah for show for show I just do it up I just don't I just don't want like our female viewers to feel like they got to look like somebody to get you know attention but niggas gonna fuck with you he gonna fuck with you
yeah I always say that too I was like you don't have to you because all these bids are insigrant
all these bids are starting to really do look alike they got their same shape same body same lips same hair
Same everything.
It's like, damn, that shit is starting to look crazy.
It's almost going back to, like, the natural thing is, like, going to be in.
So all of it just that got their body done can't reverse it.
See, I'll be looking at shit like that, too.
Like, you don't see, like, women actors with big asses and shit like that,
or big ass tits and shit like that.
Like, the women that I really see that's, like, really winning, like, on some business type shit.
They ain't got shit.
You feel me?
And they don't need that shit, honestly.
You know what I mean?
they move around to do the shit, like the actors and shit?
What actor have you seen with a fat ass?
Like, name one.
Zero.
And I remember back then, niggas was telling you, J-Lo got the biggest ass.
Remember when media thought, like, had us brainwash thinking J-Lo's shit was fat?
But at the time, that was like, that was fat for that time.
Now it's like.
No, now it's crazy.
Yeah, like, you know.
She's doing bad back there right now compared to all.
Right.
Compared to all.
And her body's sick.
It's crazy.
I mean, how old is she now?
50.
She's a bad one.
That's how she is.
She's still bad.
50 is crazy.
She's still bad.
She's still bad.
Let's get into something else.
I've seen Joe Biden plans to ban menthol cigarettes.
Now, for somebody who don't smoke cigarettes, yes, you can help us out more with this.
I know you love the puffs.
You smoke cigarettes?
She smoked.
She smoked puffs.
Okay, I was about to say, I'm out here.
If you said you smoked, if you said you smoke mint dog cigarettes, I was leaving this bitch right now.
Yeah, I mean, like me, I like hookah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
They say men shouldn't do hookah.
I'm like, you niggas are tripping.
That shit is that shit fun.
Men shouldn't do hookah.
I seen a post that said that men shouldn't smoke hookah.
What?
I'm like, I like hooker.
Man, whatever, man, light it up.
We're doing it up.
You having a good time.
But cigarettes and you know what I'm saying?
That's out.
I don't fuck with the city.
I just want to know like why.
Like why now?
First of all,
that we don't bump a six?
No, no, no.
Why?
Like, why now are we bending?
It should have been banished.
You can't even promote it.
Like no commercials, no, no billboards, no posters, no nothing.
That's how strong that shit is.
It's surviving without no promotion.
And the promotion is like killing it.
Like don't smoke.
You know what I'm saying?
Now the puffs don't smoke that.
It's for kids.
Like, they're killing it every which way and it's still thriving.
Yeah, that's crazy
I mean that shit's super addictive
Like I remember my grandma
You know what I'm saying
Rest in peace
She used to go get two three boxes
You feel me
And go through that shit in the week
Yeah
Like boxes of that shit
I used to hate to smell
That shit too
But I mean that shit
Ultimately gave her cancer
Later down the line
Yeah
I was smoking cigarettes
In high school
You smoking cigs in high school
Yeah
I swear to God
I always
There's a bunch of women
I used to be like
Man she's super pretty
I seen her smoking cig
I'm like
Oh they look
That's it dirty to me
Yeah.
For real.
Yeah.
That's not about it.
It's just so like, it's so regular.
Like, especially going out, like, on the East Coast.
Like, you just go out, you come out the club.
You just have a cigarette in your hand.
You make friends smoking cigarettes.
It's weird.
It just remind me just some stinky shit.
Yeah.
It is.
It is.
You're fucking in there.
You just smoke a cigarette.
Have a drink.
It's disgusting.
It is.
He's just distasteful.
Leave me along.
That is disgusting, bro.
By the you don't.
right, bro. Get that shit up out of here.
He's he doing that shit.
What do you think he doing wrong,
kid? I mean, he didn't
nothing wrong. He's cool right now.
I don't
honestly expect nothing to no president
like... Not at all.
At all. That shit don't
affect the lifestyle we live
and the shit that we do. Other than
the tax shit, you feel me? That nigger
Trump has some good tax shit.
I'm not speaking of no political shit
because I'm not. I'm
not really advanced in that shit.
You know what I'm not advanced?
Digger, you're going to be advanced when they hit your ass with that new text bill.
What the fuck?
Damn.
You know what I'm saying?
Then you're going to get involved with that motherfucker.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know about Biden.
I'm going to need that to Dr.
Umar.
What's that thing of name?
You know what I'm saying?
What's the country name?
He's a funny as hell.
Woo, he'd be killing that,
dude, godly.
I'm going to leave it up to him.
If y'all want to know about what's going on,
the political war, go listen to him.
He know what's up.
Oh, my God.
For real, everything I love.
You should have Dr. Umar on here, honestly.
I don't think he would come on this platform.
He can educate the use.
I don't think he would have come on his platform.
I don't think Omar want to meet Adam, girl.
We probably had a fucking N, AA-A-CP outside this motherfucker.
Hell no, Omar can stay where he at.
I'll fuck with you, though, man.
We got some cool people around here, man.
He don't even fuck with interracial marriage, how me?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
No, no, no, no, no.
That shit.
He cold.
White people say white people, black people, black people like Asian.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm like, ooh, he cold.
Fuck all that, nigga.
We're trying to multi-cultural this motherfucker out.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, pussy is welcome.
Everybody.
Hey, around these parts, care.
He's like, I'm tired of this shit.
Oh, my God.
I don't discriminate
Why not fuck it
We are the world
We are the children
No he ain't the children
What's the nigga name
EDP? What's the kidday?
Oh yeah
That's the YouTuber guy
Keep him away from your children
How about that?
Don't never let him hear
We are the world
By hearing him banging we are the world
I'm gonna go Batman on cause
No
If y'all notice my nigga AD
Got a lot of jokes today
You know what I'm saying
That's cashed all right here
He's overcast
He overconfirclaim.
He's trying to overconfine today.
He's doing it.
He got a punchline for every month.
He's killing it right now.
I'm trying to give him around him a part.
Cash doll ain't here, baby.
He's trying to keep y'all entertained, you know what I'm saying?
You ain't going to let me live, yeah.
He's never going to let you the guy down.
What are you doing, hey, God?
I'm going to text her.
You killed me, yeah.
Come on, Cash, dog.
You killed me, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, me was like, like, oh, Cash, dog.
Oh, oh, oh.
I had some homies all in my shit.
Like, oh, I'll fuck with Cash Dog.
I'm probably looking at this shit.
They turned this shit off, 10 minutes into it.
We got Yass Dog, girl.
Everybody tune in, girl.
She about to get that, she about to get that ass done.
Y'all about to be on her, care.
Come on.
Yass dog.
That's a hard name, though.
Come on.
Yass dog.
We just burnt gas dog.
No, we don't do it.
Because Cash doll beat your ass.
Why are we inciting violence?
Because she don't like people taking the dog.
There's so many dogs.
Because they was trying to take it from her.
How about Yazee Supreme?
What?
Yazee Supreme.
That's kind of long.
It's too long.
So much thinking.
What about?
People can't really spell Supreme.
Oh.
It's a lot of.
Yassie McDonald.
You just throw like a curveball out there.
Oh, the fuck.
Next.
Damn.
Okay.
Next.
Yazzie
melon
Go
You know where you go
I'll try to name
You're your puff bars
Your flavors
Lush ice
Yassie Lush ice
Hey how y'all
How y'all feel about my boy
Justin Beaver with the dread
That's what I don't do
Looks dirty
Wow
Yeah not a fan
You don't you don't like dreads
No I just feel like kids
Like dirty
Or whatever is going on up there
I don't know
Justin gonna fuck you up
I fuck with Justin Bieber.
She is, who,
cash door,
she over there waiting on it.
Oh my God.
Justin Bieber.
It's a fay got to be ran.
Oh, my God.
You know what I'm saying?
I like Justin Bieber a new song
because I pushed here all the way off here.
The peach is gangster.
And you said you didn't like it.
I don't really like the song that.
Why?
I don't know.
You put me on and give me on a nigga.
And I thought you would like that song.
No.
No, it's not my favorite.
It's not my favorite.
That shit, bang, what you listening to on the way up here?
Vanessa Carlton?
No.
No, I listen to like SSG Kobe.
I still haven't tapped in yet.
I keep hearing about him.
SSG Kobe?
Yeah.
Other than that, you know what you listening to?
Destiny Rogers.
We need to listen to that too?
Yeah, I listen to a lot.
A lot of shit.
A lot of different shit.
What else?
Oh, you want me to like list everything?
ESG.
I need a two.
Babyface.
Ray.
Yeah, baby face Ray.
I need a playlist because
Wow.
Yeah.
I got to do that again when I gave everybody
my playlist.
They was like,
I was on that shit.
Yeah.
I ain't giving it to you.
You're going to be making TikToks and shit.
You're going to be on TikTok?
You really be on TikTok?
Damn, you own me.
I want to know.
Because you ain't made a TikTok.
She's proud she ain't got one TikTok.
I didn't even know you have one now until now.
Yeah.
I'm going to do TikTok, man.
My kids be on it, man.
I don't be on it.
But I know how to do the dances because they be on it.
I'm trying to get Josh to make a TikTok.
I know.
I know the little soldier boy joint.
You know what I'm saying?
Soldier boy is back.
I like that shit.
That song is actually, it's hard.
I fuck with that song.
I mean, he don't even have no, he's not even rapping in that song.
He has zero lyrics.
I mean, that TikTok shit.
That shit, bang.
That shit, yeah, but I like that, uh, that nigger always finds a way to do some shit to keep himself.
Always.
Always.
Man.
He's very consistent.
You got a TikTok.
You know the challenges?
No, my daughter.
My daughter do all that shit.
So you don't know no dance challenges?
I mean, I know in my head.
I ain't going to try that.
I'm going to say, do it up, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Dude.
Do that shit?
I be, not, not.
You be like two-stepping?
Not, yeah.
I do, I do gangsters shit.
I just move back and forth because I like learn to something.
What's your gangers shit to party?
Hey, you ever seen the old Mario Brothers movies where niggies moving like this?
That's what you do?
off the drink
to everything
off the drink
my daughter though
I'm like
hey what songs
you like
everything is a TikTok song
yeah
and I asked her
I was like
what's your favorite song
she's like
little now's
next new song
I was like
oh
oh the one with the devil
where he's twirking
on the devil
I didn't even watch
that video
if I wouldn't
got a glimpse
of the video
like I wouldn't
have had no bad thoughts
about the song
it's song hard
yeah
I fucking the song is hard
you know what I'm saying
but I ain't
watching the video
I don't want
I got like a couple
pictures of it. I'm like, oh, hell no.
I like when you was on the pole, though. That was hard.
I'm not turning that all. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but I mean, just for my
daughter, like, I know she ain't looking at the shit like
that. Now, my son said that that was his favorite
shit, I'll be mad. Why?
I'm like, dog, good dog,
God, dog.
What are he supposed to be listening to?
That's working on devil, son.
Don't look at the video. The song is cool,
though. I like that.
I like the song, though. I like the song, though. I would keep a
G, bro.
Yeah. West Coast crazy.
What he's supposed to be listening to?
Nick, Dubcy, Mac 10?
No, you.
Yeah, me too, girl.
What's saying?
Damn, that's all we got is
Debcy, Back 10, Ice Cube, Snoop Dog.
Fuck, corrupt everybody.
God damn, homie.
Hey, I mean, that's what we was off of, though.
My daddy just still to the day, he said Ice Cube is the best rapper.
So all he said, listen to, you feel me?
Ice Cube definitely top five.
West Coast.
Nigger, West Coast.
We got to keep it like that.
West Coast, he definitely top five.
But my daughter, he definitely top five.
But my daughter,
my son, I'll be still banging all that shit.
Mac 10 is the lick.
West Side is the click.
They're like, my daughter's.
Yeah, man.
They got to know what it is.
They should make that challenge,
you need a TikTok challenge.
You should do that.
You should make it a challenge.
I'm going to do this.
To all the shit.
You should.
Dude, that's the TikTok challenge.
Or have your daughter do it.
Yeah, bro.
She can make up a dance.
That shit's great.
I'm like, listen, if you're going to do the TikTok shit,
make daddy some motherfucking money.
Please get on Twitch or do something, man.
I tell put on it to put up.
I got a whole bunch of kids.
I say, put them in a group, care.
Jackson five, this motherfucker out.
Hell, yeah.
I mean, because I feel like now the opportunities for children right now,
like the world is open for everybody right now.
Oh, for sure.
Like, no kid can grow up and be like, oh, there's no jobs for me.
No, nigger, there's a job for everything right now.
Like anything you put your mind to right now,
we live in a time that you can make shit happen,
which is beautiful.
Yeah, I'm saying?
It is, yeah.
Our parents, they didn't have had them type of opportunities.
Our grandparents really didn't have them type of opportunities and shit like
that like it's jobs as jobs available but they don't want jobs now due to
instagram because instagram will fuck your whole life up
everybody want to shine everybody want a whole money you know what I'm saying
everybody like god damn you want the car you want the billy you want the rose royce
I don't know people that got that shit I don't know if y'all know they really
working hard behind the scenes you know what I'm saying they really working hard
behind the scenes for all that shit yeah people they want they want instant
gratification though you know I mean that's what that's what I think social media
does and shit like that. You know what I mean? Don't look at social media if it's going
ruin your day because I didn't see grown-ass men see niggas Instagram posts and be like,
my day's ruining and I'm mad and I'm like, huh, like how, bro?
That's not what this shit is for, you know what I mean? And like me, I don't be up and down
like Instagram. I post without posting. I just keep it pushing. You know what I'm saying?
I just forget about it. Yeah. I post some shit and forget about it. We use the shit for business,
bro. If you're not using it for business or get in the bag, man, if you want to see some women
go to the Stroke Club, bro.
You look at my Instagram right now, underscore K-I-N-G-T-R-E-L, you know what I'm saying.
You got to plug yourself.
I definitely was on there, you know what I said?
I had a little thing going, you know what I'm saying?
I promoted some shit today.
I'm saying, got paid.
You got a swipe up?
I'm an influencer.
Yeah, I got a swipe up.
The card?
You see it?
You see it?
I'm a influencer.
I'm a good ad.
I thought you did that.
You made an ad, girl.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm on here.
You got a influencer, br.
He said, I'm going to show you how to you.
I got a brand deal, you feel me?
But, bro, he looked like, I'm a kid.
You're a homie, but it looks like you can't read, though,
because I'm going to keep a jeep.
I can't read.
Yo, what?
I'm just saying, that's my homie.
He can tell me that.
I'm a Gemini.
You're like, the car went over the deal.
They're like, T. Real, we want our money back.
I thought you could do this shit.
What you looking at, nigga?
Oh, not him giving you the thumbs down.
He gave me the thumbs down.
Pee, you're gonna fuck out of it.
I fuck with it.
He said he's terrible.
He said your ad was terrible,
my ass was terrible.
Hey,
first of all,
you got your thigh out right now.
If y'all see my boy right now,
he only smashed his tip.
He told me he was in 3X.
He got his thigh out right now in his jeans.
He's going to tell me my hat was terrible.
Ain't that a bitch?
His thigh out one leg and then over the right.
Legggy out.
You know you're crazy.
You know you wrong?
No.
No, you know.
You know.
You know.
Oh, my boy crazy.
You know what I'm saying?
Shout out my boy.
Age boy, boy, pull.
You know what I'm saying?
Go look at this shit.
Hey, dad.
Hey, dad.
Ain't that a big year.
You got your thigh out.
Like, you know.
Yeah, like.
Hey, the nigga.
See his thigh?
Look, I don't you put on some lotion.
You got.
Hey, the nigga that page you for that party.
Man, that's a motherfucker.
He probably liked the ad.
I got T-Ram with no drummer
to post this shit up.
They thumbs down
and my shit all in the back.
Niggas would they die out.
You know what I'm saying?
God.
He hasn't been a fake friend.
I fuck with the shit.
Oh, soon as you leave, because
that shit was bullshit.
That nigga can't spend.
I thought it was funny.
So as he lived.
The assing of like, don't bring his ass back.
He can't even read the teleprompter,
care.
I thought it was funny.
Oh, she did the car thing.
The car.
The line was the bullshit.
Don't say that.
Don't say that.
I'm like, you want me to do this?
How much?
I'm going to do it.
Just read it, man.
You're going to make it good.
All right.
Man, I sold my soul for the car.
Wait, is it a car or a car?
It's a car, a little credit card, you know what I'm saying?
Loaded up a little debit car.
You got a prepaid.
You get a Rush card commercial?
Yeah.
Hi, I am T-Rail and Russell Simmons told me to tell y'all.
Can you please?
Yo, you're fucking stupid.
Get this rush card now,
courtesy of no jumper.
I definitely did a rush card ass.
I sold my soul.
I mean, damn.
Why I didn't call me, I can read, girl.
I do two of the motherfuckers for you, man.
See, he's trying to sell this soul, too, with the race car.
Hey, what's the company called?
Damn, I can't believe my boy, bud, dog
I'm gonna say y'all have lost your damn mind.
Y'all lost your damn mind in T-Rail-L-U.
You didn't ruin this nigga week.
He got PTSD and reading that shit.
Oh, my God.
Shout out of current card, you know what I'm saying?
They messing with y'all, man.
Credit karma, what did you say?
Current car, you idiot.
It's called current card?
I think.
Yeah, get your bars up.
I can get you some, you know what I'm saying?
Hook me up.
Let's go.
You know what I'm saying?
That's your manager over there.
He over there laughing.
Yeah.
Get the bread.
Yeah.
Let's thigh out.
He's trying to be cool.
Let's get some current cards, man.
Trying to be cute.
Is it a credit card or is a debit card?
It's a little,
it's a little,
you don't even know what you promoted,
Cah?
That was a test right now.
That was a test.
How much you got fake you got that goddamn company?
Oh my God.
I said, how much is it?
That niggas.
So, it's safe to say.
Nick gonna put $100 in the shit.
Hey, you didn't read the buy print AD.
You only have $20 left.
This is a trail card, nigga, courtesy of Sorrelica.
Y'all gonna steal our shit.
Hell, no.
No, bro.
I can't even talk, man.
I gave him.
It's so weird.
We're gonna move.
We're gonna move off in that, all right?
He's fucking up his own shit.
No, no, I know.
Current card my ass.
Fucked current card.
Bitch, I ain't giving y'all no.
God damn promo.
Don't DME,
I'm gonna block y'all.
Oh, my God.
Well, there goes that.
They're gonna get a current punch.
There goes that.
Tell them not to watch this.
Yeah, don't watch this shit.
Hey, watch this shit tonight.
I'm about to shout y'clock,
niggas.
Don't watch this shit.
That ain't go have their grandma,
everybody watching the shit.
This is our chance, Mama.
Damn, come on.
We need some brand deals.
You see how you doing the brands?
They ain't going to give us no brand deals.
We just tow their ass up.
Look.
We want,
mind.
Current karma is the greatest
card of all time.
I use it every single day.
It's crazy.
You can even use it at the clubs.
You can load your stimulus on there
if you didn't get your stimmy.
Current car got your stimmy, cab.
You're right talking about some, uh-huh,
oh, God.
You know what I'm saying?
You don't know.
Wingman.
Yeah.
Let's move off to that, though.
I've seen this shit says
an Italian man was accused of
collecting 600 bands from the hospital employer while he didn't show up for 15 years.
How do you feel about that?
Get your money.
He didn't come to work for 15 years.
Fuck y'all.
Clock in the end, bitch.
What I'm a clock in for?
15 years.
Y'all ain't paying attention for 15 years.
But they're trying to, they're trying to like get him caught up in and shit now.
How do you feel about that when it was day?
That's day farm.
Y'all keep paying the niggins.
Yeah, exactly.
If y'all don't know, if I was there for 15 years, I'm a lie and say I was there.
How you gonna lie?
I'm like, man, I was there.
Curran Carmen, you see what you paying for?
Good.
Like they ain't got surveillance cameras, nigga.
I'm a lot of out there 15 years.
Nicky, you know, nobody knows you.
I can't rewind the Karen's back with 15 years.
I imagine it.
That's crazy.
Yeah, oh, Larry on the payroll.
Yeah, oh, hi, Larry.
Nick, I sent a nigga just to go to ask like me.
They probably were like, who the fuck is Larry?
But I'm like, 600 bands, because just imagine that you just go to work one day.
And like, I ain't going to work no more.
And you get paid for 15.
years.
16.
What's that?
50,000 a year?
What is that?
Do you the math,
current karma.
He was doing his thing.
No.
Give a fuck.
Oh, well.
You think, but you think
he should have to pay that shit back?
Nah.
I mean,
nah.
See, here you go.
They got over.
Condoleezer.
Go ahead.
No, I mean,
no, I mean, you should know
who your employees are.
You think he should give the shit back?
Or they should penalize him for this.
He should be penalized,
but I'm.
I don't think he should have.
What? How?
What's penalized, though?
Go to jail?
No, he shouldn't be penalized.
No, we're not going to jail for that.
That's all fault.
He shouldn't even have to pay that back if it was they fault.
Like, if anything, they should be thanking him
with finding a flaw in a goddamn company.
You feel me?
Yeah, that's, yeah.
That's like the lady from Louisiana.
The bank accidentally put like $1.7 million in her account.
Right.
And then they try to take, they try, or give it back.
Like, nah, nigger, y'all did that shit on accident.
You feel?
mean they're trying to put her in jail for shit like that they put that shit my can't i'm gone
for sure i don't give a shit how much money i'm transferring that shit i took it that what's the
time how much i got it can't be that much yeah it can't be i didn't steal it that's what i'm saying
so yeah come on man go put some lotion on that knee you know what i'm saying my boy he gone he didn't
got up now they went all the way to his shin but that's what i'm saying 15 you shouldn't be penalized
for that. But I'll tell you, if I had that 1.7 right now,
I'm going to hit up Adam.
How much to buy the company?
You would buy off No Jumper?
And we can make a Black No Jumper for real.
This is he be called.
Oh, God.
I'm selling No Jumper to BET.
We're going to switch this shit up.
We're going to have...
We're on Black Entertainment television, bitch.
Our biggest sponsor is going to be
card card, whatever the fuck.
Team Rail did the shit.
Territ card, credit.
Whatever the fuck that thing.
We can't cuss like this of BETT, though.
We might have to go to VH1.
Yes, you can.
No, you can't.
You can't?
They censoring shit like the shade wrong now.
You ever seen Baby Boy on BT?
This let a brother be.
No, they ain't what peace in, Ken.
You're right.
We gotta go to VH1 over and act the fool.
You can curse on VH1?
I feel like they'd be letting ass and bitch fly.
I don't think.
It'd be fuck, for real.
Certain words ain't really curse words no more like they was when you was younger.
Shit, bitch.
Like, y'all heard shit on, like,
Fox and shit now.
I'm like, people don't care about shit.
I heard that shit.
You heard shit on the radio?
I heard shit on the radio.
Really?
Yeah, I think so.
No one gives a fuck anymore.
Nobody cares about nothing or more.
It's like nobody cares and then everybody cares at the same time.
Because people are losing a goddamn mind.
I've seen this video.
Are these motherfuckers snatching up a casket.
Oh, that was crazy.
I never thought in a million years of some niggas will be doing some shit like that.
But imagine being there.
If I die and a nigga come, my ops come get my casket.
Imagine you looking at your funeral, everybody said and your
house coming like, what if you were in the funeral and your homie,
for your homie, his ops coming here, y'all ops.
First of all, in LA, you're not going to make it to the dope.
No, you're not even getting it.
You're not even going to make probably past the street.
You know what I'm saying?
You don't have to shoot it out.
But if they get in that motherfucker and take his casket and then just
throw it in the street.
Don't get nobody no idea
John John in the street
You gotta pick him up
Put him back in his casket imagine that
I ain't pick a girl up
I'm so happy you said that
Because I was gonna say that
You're not gonna pick the dead body up
I'm like ew, I love you bro
But I said my goodby's already
So he in the street
You know what I'm saying? Head down
He curled up
Because
I'm hitting the freeway
Cair
Oh, that's crazy.
I'm about to avenge him.
Okay.
Come on.
I got to go get them niggas, man.
Y'all have through John John in the middle of the street.
I'm picking John John up putting him back.
Who is responsible for picking up that body, though?
I'm going to pick cause up.
I'll do with a shovel, because I'm like, come on.
Where are you finding a fucking shovel of the ass?
I'm picking him up his mom with his aunties, everybody.
They probably go blah.
Oh.
My God.
That's me.
That's me.
And I was like, oh, fuck.
I'm going to be good.
He told him in there.
Hey, that reminds me my little brother,
free my little brother, Fitty, he in there right now.
This nigga told me, he said when he died,
I don't like him talking about death though,
but he said when he died,
he said he wanted his body to be tied to the top of the church.
And when they're reading the shit,
drop his shit and let him fly across the church.
Come on.
He wanted everybody to freak out.
Just imagine seeing a person who's going to.
He's flying to the shit?
No, hell no.
Fuck y'all niggins talking about in the back room.
My brother told me that.
I was crying, laughing.
How y'all even had that conversation?
That's what he told me.
Hey, d'clock.
He said, put me on the top of the church.
No, we didn't even talk it like that.
That's so dark.
And let me fly.
Is this even wood?
I don't know.
This is courtesy of credit control.
You feel me?
No, it's not.
They sent this.
They sent this goddamn desk.
The all type of shit going down at this desk.
Hey, no.
But I think we're going to end it like that, man.
That's at the end of the motherfucking day.
If you pass away, don't tie yourself to the top.
That's all I'm going to leave you all with this week.
Get your health right.
Go get you credit control karma plus whatever T-Rail selling and shit like that.
Current control.
Yeah.
And listen to the music Friday.
We're on the stream right here and no jumper.
We're going to do the same shit again.
We're going to pick winners like last week.
Shout to all the motherfuckers that won last week.
And we're about to get on stream right now with Big Ski for a little while.
So y'all tune in, motherfuckers.
And hopefully Cash doll come back.
Hopefully she come back.
I saw AD deliver.
