No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 30

Episode Date: April 30, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You know we did. I can't talk about this Rhabi shit no more, but I went to Del Taco. Was it fire or no? Thank you. No, bro. What's you get? Was it fire? What did?
Starting point is 00:00:12 What did you get? No, it was cooked. I was saying. Wait, what did you get? The nigga fox's like this. Hold on the shit that you could. Hey, we got a gang of shit too lot. Get everything on the menu.
Starting point is 00:00:23 Then we'll go see what's up. Give it the fish taco. Bro, fish taco smack and you got to double deal. Give me the steak taco. Del Delgado. You get fish tacos from Del Taco? Hell yeah. That should be bussing.
Starting point is 00:00:35 I was thirsty. I even got some chili cheese, fried. And how you feel now? About Del Taco. I went thirsty. How you feel about Del Taco? Taco again.
Starting point is 00:00:42 It's better than Taco Bell, Carol. It's definitely. See? I ain't going to lie. The crunch. The CrunchRap Supreme at Taco Bell is crazy. Yeah, them nachos is crazy. Yeah, that too.
Starting point is 00:00:54 That too. The Doritos who lost taco. I ain't going to lie. It's like McDonald's. It's like McDonald's. The Entertertero. Nick? Incheritos.
Starting point is 00:01:02 What's that? It's an enchilito. No, right. What is it consistent? I don't know some shit. It's an incherito. This is the own thing. I don't know, kill.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Hey, we back, though, man. We got some bad news. My home girl cast to all bad. She had a family murder. She didn't flake on this, man. Yeah, I'm saying. See, this is why you record the guests and then say we're going to have the guests. You just can't be like, we're going to have to say.
Starting point is 00:01:28 He said, oh, I'm not. I locked in cash dog. Did she show up? She posted a flyer though, man. She was supposed to be. She wasn't messing with you, dog. He thought he had some clout. You cash dog.
Starting point is 00:01:44 That's what he don't got. Hey, man, I'll talk to him two days. You're disappointed right now, play A-D. Many cash dog got to lock me in. What's you doing? Hey, hey, they hit me. They hit me, they hit me, I pulled it said emergency. I said, oh, no.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Oh, she hit you with the emergency. Man. Come on, bro. I can't believe it, bro. Yeah, man. It's all good. It happens. See, that's what I be talking about in the rap.
Starting point is 00:02:15 As long as we have donuts here on Wednesdays because I'm cold. So, yeah, okay. Shout out of Heather. Shout out to Heather. She sends donuts to the office, like, four boxes every Wednesday. You feel me? Crispy Cream. though. Not no winchels and none of that other
Starting point is 00:02:30 bullshit. You know what I'm saying? She sends the hot already's over here. My boy, Josh, like, no, I got it. Don't worry about it. He brought them shit in here. I got to crack this off today because Yazzie wanted me to bring this shit up because I just texted. I was like, hey, that's my home girl right there that they said, uh, so somebody, somebody hit up
Starting point is 00:02:48 hit up my home girl, Ella, she in the room and said, yeah, Yazzie talking shit about you. And she hit me up. She was like, what the fuck? I didn't talk shit about nobody. So all you fans, stop trying to get Yazzie beat up. She's a good person. I'm a good person. Because I didn't even know I was coming today. She was, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Don't do that. Oh, come on. Gas and shit up. You said what? You gas and shit up. She scared. You scared? No.
Starting point is 00:03:17 You look like. Oh, no. She scared. You're scared. You're scared. You're going to get your ass to back to the show. She just letting us do the little shit because you know it's business. You and it.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Look. Every time she put the smoking in her, she's nervous. You're like, y'all had on the show. Yeah. After. Stoner bashing. You look like you ain't ever had a fight before, do you? You ever had a fight?
Starting point is 00:03:39 No, if I'm a good person. You had a fight before. Yeah, I have. When I was younger. Who won? First one, not me. You honest. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Oh, 100%. You ain't Egyptian. You ain't Egyptian. Fuck out of here. Egypt this. More to combat your ass, huh? I'm glad everyone sees my workspace. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:04:10 They're more the combat. Oh, God. Fatality. Oh, good. No, that I was like, why would they send that to Illa? I'm like, how did they even find her Instagram with shit too? That account follows me, too. It was very weird.
Starting point is 00:04:23 She was talking to shit about you. Yeah, they said yes. Yeah. That's really what they said. I was like, what is going? I was in the office. But did you tune in? Was like, hold on.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Is she really talking shit? Let me see. There was nothing to tune in to. I wasn't live on nothing. That's awesome. The girls are crazy, honey. They're real, like. People really make up scenarios.
Starting point is 00:04:42 But they be trying to like bully assy, though. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They be on your head, man. Why? What happened? What should be doing? Why your voice so high?
Starting point is 00:04:50 You do it too. Damn. Oh, oh, I like that. She threw a joke out. No, you do. You be bullied. No, you threw a joke out. You threw a joke out.
Starting point is 00:04:58 man, damn. I'm proud of her, honey. No, she could joke. Yeah, she got it, baby. Let's do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My boy ain't got no clout, though. You should get on them.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Yeah, you should get on me. Why? We thought we had cash out. Everybody was prepared. You know what I'm saying? It's not my fault. It's not my fault. Family emergency, man.
Starting point is 00:05:18 But we're going to still give him a show today. So what are we talking about today? What we got, man? It's on you, man. You got to start it off because you know. I know. You don't want to have us going up. going up on the gas.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Yeah, you're going to show this Wednesday. You hit me with that shit Friday. Cash door. I'm like, damn, he just said that he just typed her name. Hit him with a big boy, like, pow. His all cap, pat dog. I'm like, oh, okay. Hey, what's going to?
Starting point is 00:05:45 Apostrophies? No, explanation points. Yeah. Come on, man, what you got? I was smoking a little bit before I got here. I was going to say. That was crazy. I got to talk about myself first, Kat.
Starting point is 00:05:53 You got me. You got three waters. Is that my water? I ain't going to lie. I try to. I'll go fast one, but I'm going to do this, I'm going to put that shit over it. You need some alcohol. My boy be dehydrated now.
Starting point is 00:06:04 People was real concerned for me, man. We get you next week. Oh, yeah, let's talk about it. We get you next week. All right, go. You want to talk about it? I don't know last night. You almost died.
Starting point is 00:06:12 All right. So, people who don't know, long story short, I told her talked about it on the show yesterday. I didn't have like five energy drinks and like 40 shots. And at 6 o'clock in the morning, I thought I was having a heart attack. I had to go to the paramedics, get rushed to the hospital. They said I had real low potassium and I was dangerously dehydrated. But I was scared as a motherfucker. I was like, Mama, I don't want to die, Mama.
Starting point is 00:06:36 You had real low potassium. So you don't eat bananas. Nah, that's like nah. That's like nah. Bananas? Yeah. I mean, when I do, I get a knife and I cut them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:46 I mean, that's fine. You still need to, like, they're good for you know. I didn't even know, like, how even had low potassium levels, though. But I didn't even know that potassium controls your nervous system and everything. thing like and if you have real low potassium you can go on cardiac arrest you can have a heart attack and die i didn't know that so now got to get your bananas you know what i'm saying you got to get that drink in the morning what's that shit called what's that the little drink y'all was just telling me about the little iV drink oh the liquid i vs yeah yeah i ran out i usually
Starting point is 00:07:15 go to whole foods and get the motherfuckers yeah oh i didn't know that i'm gonna start taking them so one of one of the liquid i vs is equivalent to drink in like six glasses of water that's how they like they say that shit something like that shit healthy probably do do that too. It's like an IV. It's just all the same shit in the IVs. It's a liquor form. Wow.
Starting point is 00:07:33 Let's put that shit in powder and you just drink that shit. I need to get that. And when you like really, really drinking you do liquid IVs, you feel like way better in the morning. You drink it before you drink alcohol? I do it before I drink alcohol and after I drink alcohol. But I gave up energy drinks now. I ain't drinking no more energy drinks no more.
Starting point is 00:07:48 You guys drink an excessive amount too. But I'll drink like on a regular. I probably drink like two red bulls a day for like the last year. So you only, so you only drinking on a week. weekends now. What? Energy drinks? No, I ain't giving alcohol up. I don't blame the alcohol. I'm saying. I think you said you were going to try it and stop drinking. I'm going to slow down, but I'm not going to give it up. Oh, I thought you were going to stop drinking for four months. Who said that? Who said that yesterday? Oh, you're wrong nigger.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Wrong nigga. I ain't give drinking over no four months and shit like that. Nah, hell not. But everybody, don't play with your health because I thought that was my last day on Earth, man. I was sick. I was thinking about my kids and shit. shit, I felt, I was like, man, I'm out thinking about your kids, you thought you soon to die. Bro, my heart was tripping. I felt like I was in trouble. I was keeping the jeep.
Starting point is 00:08:38 That's how you feel with you in jail, too? I'm like, fuck, I'm in jail. I'm being this bitch for a long time. They might figure out the shit. I might do life in this bitch. But, bro, I thought it was over for me, bro. And I was like, man, and this is the last day on earth. I'm out here turned up on a party bus with some women and
Starting point is 00:08:52 drinking and turn the fuck up, man. Man. And I just said, I just said, man, I just want to do better and I'm gonna do better. Was you praying? I was praying for show. Niggas always praying when they do some. Nigel like 30 times.
Starting point is 00:09:06 I'm like, God, I'm gonna be better, God. I promise. I'm gonna do it up. Where are you at with the Julio? I'm good now, bro. I'm happy. You're okay. Yeah, that was scared.
Starting point is 00:09:17 But I mean, for somebody, how many times this year have you been? Since I've been in LA, I've had like six IVs. That's what I'm saying. Like, you blacked out and went to the hospital? Wow. I never had no IV yet. I mean, well, I ain't going to say never, but unless I was in the hospital, I ain't just pulled
Starting point is 00:09:31 up like, hey, y'all got the IVs. Oh, no, yeah, I've done that. They got companies like that, but everybody's been telling me, like, they said, as soon as you get the IV, you feel 100% better and shit. And me, I was always afraid of needles. I got a million tattoos, but I'm like, man, I don't want no shots, nigga. You feel me? So I thought I was going to die.
Starting point is 00:09:46 I was like, nigga, give me, save me, girl. And they gave me fucking all these shots and took blood. The good thing that came about of your world, though, they came back. It was like, hey, bro, you healthy. Your blood, everything is good. I'm like, yeah, you feel me? And they told me I was doing bad, I'm drinking.
Starting point is 00:10:01 What for you? Like, where's it? Where's the damage from liquor? Bitch, my blood is good. I ain't got no STDs. I was scared of that too. Why are you scared of that? I'm playing.
Starting point is 00:10:13 What is going on? You get that liver check. Hey, bro, check everything. Skip the liver, man. No, when they checked the blood, they checked everything. And then they gave me IV. I'm like, damn, this shit is fire.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Isn't it amazing? They gave me two. Why'd you need an IV? Oh, I went, because I was hung over as fuck. So you drink and get hung over and do shit? People do that in Vegas, though. They're like pulled up and you do this shit. But now I don't think I'm afraid of needles no more, bro.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Yeah. So now I'm going to go, I'm going to go give me some RVs probably once a month. Damn, y'all got to hook me up because I don't do that type of shit. My nigga. You got to add to a drip spot. It's the best. I had a company that said, we'll give you one every fucking two weeks for free. And I was like, they kept asking me, when's your appointment?
Starting point is 00:10:53 Come to your appointment. I was like. Oh, they need to shout out. Can you double back with them? I'm going to double back now. I enjoy drips. But me. Yeah, but yeah, I'm going to do that shit, though.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Yeah, do it up. You ain't afraid of needles? No, hell no. The only thing I was afraid of was like, I didn't like peels and swallowing pills and shit. I couldn't do that shit. I don't know why. You still can't? I can now because after I have my accident, I didn't have no fucking choice.
Starting point is 00:11:17 But, Nick, it took me a long-ass time to take one bike and then I'm like, throwing that shit out of this shit. I'm like, damn, you know what I'm saying? But I needed that shit because I was in pain but other than that hell no. Yeah, nigga, that shit. A lot of that medicine shit and all that but them needles, bro, I swear to God.
Starting point is 00:11:32 I was like, bro, give me 50 tattoos and I'll just take it. And it's like one shot. I'm like, mm-hmm. Because you know, niggas don't like going to a doctor like that. Let's keep it gangster. Nah, I ain't going to the doctor. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Hell, no, I can't stand there too long. Like a nigga die. Nigel before this, bro, I probably ain't went for a checkup in like 10 years, Kemp? 10? Oh, Jesus. I mean, you got to go.
Starting point is 00:11:54 You're saying, you a girl. She got to go do it up. So imagine not going to get a checkup for like 10 years and then you go. They're like, hey, you healthy. I'm like, Nick, I'm doing the right thing in life, man. Oh, man. Yeah. That is such a weird logic to me.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I mean, I'm healthy, though. No, that's good. I'm very happy that you're healthy. You got to do the right thing in life. So maybe that was to help me like, hey, hey, check it out. You need to go get your checkup. What's the next time you're going to make a checkup? You're going to get one yearly?
Starting point is 00:12:21 10 years from now. I'm playing. I ain't do that. Speaking of that. doing the right things in life let's go yeah i'm saying what about your boy young thug belling out a hundred people did he bail a hundred people or 30 people i'm gonna say that's 30 people i'm gonna gonna say we gonna say we got to let's put dubs on that's yeah he belt out a hundred homies that ain't even a hundred homie just random people that's fire though oh
Starting point is 00:12:43 that's tight him and gunned too gunned too that's tight that's tight didn't shot a video with him that's fire though i mean i wish more people did shit like that hopefully now that's Let that be the flex, you know what I'm saying? Instead of going doing some bullshit, tricking your shit off in the strip clubs and shit. But how do you even, like, you know what I'm saying, get the list? Like, let me see which one of these niggas I'm a bail out. Like, it gets a hundred.
Starting point is 00:13:05 I think it was, like, minor offenses and stuff. You still got to get a list. You feel me and you got to pick through it. Any mini-money moaning or what? I guess you just do a random. Right? Give me these hundred. These, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:13:16 No sex offenders. Hell no. They can't go. That's what I'm saying. You got to look at the list. No sex offenders. No what, you know what I'm saying? Abuse.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Abuse. Abus. Abusers. You know what I'm saying? Sock of people out. Can't be doing that type of shit. But that's sacking people out. No, you can't sock women out, but you can sock people out.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Not the women. You can't be doing that shit. I just seen my nigger blueface socking some. Wow. That shit was fire. I like that shit. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:48 Yeah. That shit was gangstead. I don't know. You feel me? I'm going to protect all my people's over here. Who is it, come? Get this shit out of here. See?
Starting point is 00:13:55 What? I'm gonna try to body assy. I just kill her right now. They got mosquitoes on the table. We had no jumper. I'm a potty here, man. Hey, but now I ain't afraid to get bit now, can't. You ain't going to help you with that shit.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Motherfucking get, what's the shit called Zika? You're going to need some other shit with that. What happened to Zika? I remember I was going back and forth to Miami. They was like, yeah, you got to watch out for Zika. If you do this shit, Yeah, like, it was really bad on the women They was like if you got a baby
Starting point is 00:14:26 They basically like make your baby come out Pre-mature, kill your baby and shit I was like, because of your baby and shit Man, y'all Wow, homie, that's crazy You don't remember Zika, bro? Hell no. They was trying to scare niggas.
Starting point is 00:14:42 They was like these mosquitoes got this fucking disease that they're giving to people And mostly people in Miami It was called that It was called Zika. No, it was He's right about that I don't know about his stuff
Starting point is 00:14:52 statistic with the women and men thing. No, but that was like it was like, you get a kid's birth defects if you get bit by the mosquito. And I was like, why should I be afraid of fucking Zika? What's it going to do to me? Oh, there I go. A Zika virus disease is caused by virus transmitted
Starting point is 00:15:10 primarily by 80s mosquitoes which bite during the day. Symptoms are generally mild, include fever, rass. What is that? Conjunctivitis? I don't know the fuck that is. Muscle and joint pain. Conjunction vi. Where it is. I was just about to say shout out, A.D. He know all to read.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Yeah, I know to read too. I do the, hey, I do the news. He got them to the big words and said, you know what I'm saying? Pass it up, whatever that being. I do, I do, I do enough of the news. You was shocked to the other day. He was like, look at my boy, look how he's saying this shit right now. They didn't give you a lot of syllables on that.
Starting point is 00:15:45 He just got a gang of syllabus. Hey, I ain't ever seen that word in my life. I thought it was new. You feel me? I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm saying. I don't know what I just went over that motherfucker. Fever, rash. Yeah, I want to improv that bitch. Yeah, yeah, bro, no, that shit is a, yeah, that Zika shit was crazy.
Starting point is 00:16:00 But I feel like every once in a while, they always come up with some new shit like the fucking Ebola at first. But that's what shit I wouldn't want though, could. Ebola? Yeah, Ebola, because that's, that sounds like the worst disease of all time. What was Ebola again? Can you please pull up the side effects of Ebola? This sound like the worst fucking death that you can fucking have. But we just went through fucking coronavirus.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Nah, it's worse than COVID. That shit had been in over. This is worse than COVID full time. in Ebola. This ain't have us in the house, though. Let's see the... How do fucking they control Ebola and not COVID? They go to symptoms.
Starting point is 00:16:33 They contain that motherfucker. That's when Obama was in office. Let's see what that shit is. What's going on right here? There's too many big words on that mother-winner. Is that even in English? That motherfucker is in Portugal and all that shit.
Starting point is 00:16:49 All right, watch this. Watch when I read these motherfucking symptoms. Oh, there, go. Go to symptoms. Josh. What do you say? Go, thinking what? I don't even see it.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Where are the symptoms? Right there? No, like, what happens to you. But you're not going to read what it is. You're just going to read the symptoms? No, I want to read the symptoms, though. Right. Y'all heard of Ebola.
Starting point is 00:17:10 He said, y'all heard of Ebola. Watch this good. Wait, Josh, why you just click symptoms? You get fever. You get aches and pain, severe headaches, muscle and joint pain, abdominal pain. There goes another big war that's gone. Gastrointestinal symptoms
Starting point is 00:17:27 including diarrhea and vomiting abdominal stomach pain unexplained hemorrhages bleeding and bruising Boy, you can get that shit from drinking too much, Julio No, you can't get that Other symptoms may include
Starting point is 00:17:38 Red eyes, skin rash, and hiccups No, I've seen some worse shit than that You just had to go get all type of shit Because your ass just took some energy You drank some shots Somebody told me You be bleeding out your eyes And I said, oh no
Starting point is 00:17:51 I want to stay away from me Bullocker, sir Forever. Please stay off Channel 7, honey. They be lying, dog. That was Channel 7. But just imagine. But honestly, like, even when COVID first came out, the way that they was marketing COVID,
Starting point is 00:18:06 I was. They never passed out dead in the street. No, I never get. I never get. They show like this fucking surveillance footage of all these people in Japan and China just dropping. Yeah. They just did. I'm like, you're just dropping like this?
Starting point is 00:18:21 What the fuck? They're like, yes. And it's tough. And it's coming to the United States like Santa Claus. I'm like, and I never get to. This is when I first start fucking with no jumper. It was a big ass staff at first. And the more we heard about Corona,
Starting point is 00:18:37 everybody like, hey, we ain't coming in. We ain't coming in. At one point, it was only me Adam and Josh, this motherfucker. And I'm looking at these niggas, too, like, Did you have your mask on? Nah. Because then I'll listen to the other motherfucker and said, Black people can't get Corona.
Starting point is 00:18:52 I'm like, I, they said our melanin can be. beat the shit. And did the report right after that. We the only ones can get it. Right. Oh, nigger, that shit, but I was like,
Starting point is 00:19:02 man, they doing these diseases like crazy and shit. Man, shout out that shit because that shit taught me a lot though during COVID, man. I don't know if it taught y'all a lot, but it taught me how to be a way bigger
Starting point is 00:19:11 and better hustler, you know what I'm saying? We did it up during that time. Y'all see y'all three was in here. That means we're going, this is us. We lot. Oh, for sure, for sure.
Starting point is 00:19:20 You feel me? Y'all scared? We ain't scared. We're in here. No, I think I'm. I was in the house. I was quarantine. You was,
Starting point is 00:19:27 you was quarantine? I was so scared. I don't know what the house was. You were a goddamn life. No, I was so scared. All at first. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Because I'm saying, you said you went to six times. It was a lot of people that were scared. There was a lot of people that were scared. And nobody knew what the, still don't know really what the fuck going on. Nothing never happened to me. I didn't see nothing.
Starting point is 00:19:45 I don't know. I mean, people said they had it. Let me tell you, I had a fucking ball during quarantine. I traveled the country. I didn't went to every fucking state. I turned to. Man, I made the best of that shit.
Starting point is 00:19:57 But I learned, I learned a lot, though. I got a whole bunch of new hustles from quarantine. I learned a lot about people more than anything, though. You know what I'm saying? When the party ain't going on, when you ain't got shit to offer motherfuckers, you see, motherfuckers ain't calling that phone. They ain't checking up on you. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:20:12 They ain't asking about your kids. Yeah. They was dropping like flies, don't come on. I'm like, golly. So everybody, once his quarantine is over, y'all need to make sure you keep that same energy, evaluate your friends your loved ones your people and shit like that because that's so the nigger a lot i'm like damn no i actually really think they should quarantine at least like once a
Starting point is 00:20:33 year stay your ass in the house because i'm tired of you nings on traffic on traffic on the free right now is ridiculous that's the only thing man like damn i need to stay in the house right and they said we go on a yellow tier i think uh this week or next week the fuck is that that mean the bars can open back up the clubs can open up yeah but see they got a little they got like a little little card on that shit now where it's basically saying like they can let a certain amount of people in if they vaccinated too
Starting point is 00:21:01 so I don't know if certain companies in certain places is going to be like all right we're going to cut this shit off only for vaccinated people or we only going to do this for certain shit and people are having had them fake vaccinated cards man I'm gonna just take your boy card over here
Starting point is 00:21:14 he vaccinated I'm gonna print it up I'm saying Photoshop I see what y'all just deal with that video so I know I get a vaccine I know I can get a card I've seen that video print me one. too, nigga. I'm taking that shit straight to the club.
Starting point is 00:21:27 So y'all really just not going to get vaccine? Allegedly. No. Okay. I'm not. When you're going to get yours? I mean, until they make me.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Until they make us. I don't know. If they say right now, you can't go on a plane and you can't do no shit, I'm going tomorrow. Okay. You ain't got no choice.
Starting point is 00:21:39 You can't go on the grocery store. It's over. I can't go back to whole food. If they say you can't go in a grocery store, you got to do it. Listen. You can't go to Del Taco.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Oh, no. Sign me up. You probably don't need a vaccine for Arby's though. For Arby's? No, you probably don't need one for Arby's. Probably cured cancer. How about that?
Starting point is 00:21:57 Yeah, right. The little bit of fact. Sniggin don't believe that. Shit. You got to try Arby's now, bro. I didn't let you, I didn't lead you wrong with Del Taco, bro. I'm not trying Arby's, but we went to Del Taco. We did.
Starting point is 00:22:11 I ain't going to lie, y'all. I finally did it, y'all. I did it, y'all. I got the taco. I got a whole bunch of bullshit. I got all everything so I can see. Chili cheese fries. These niggas got chili cheese fried them up
Starting point is 00:22:23 I had to taste it Fire strawberry lemonade too I had to I didn't Ah we didn't get that So you're gonna go Take taco You're gonna go back tonight bro
Starting point is 00:22:30 You know what I'm saying As a matter of fact I didn't even get to taste the steak And chicken the fish taco You know why They niggas stole my tacos A niggas told your taco What?
Starting point is 00:22:40 The fucking door dash Homi stole my food Oh that's happened to me A few times For real They sold my Popeye's fries I ain't gonna lie That is crazy
Starting point is 00:22:49 When you got like 8 fries left when they come to the door. Yeah, you know they was Ian. Yeah. I was really starting to check my bag before they get, but they got the COVID procedure. They could just drop your shit off and leave.
Starting point is 00:22:59 You feel? They'd be getting out of their fast. I ain't like, if I was door dashing, I'm taking some of everybody food. That's disgusting, I'm just saying. That's disgusting.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Like, get your hands out of people's stuff. Like, come on, you can't have me deliver you Dave's hot chicken because I think I ain't about to give me one of them goddamn prize with honey. You feel me? I'm going to have honey on my face. I'm like, bitch what you're looking at. I order something too. You ain't the only one that fucking eat.
Starting point is 00:23:23 You ain't dark-d-ass people don't eat? You wouldn't do that shit? Fuck no. Especially the fries. I'm like that. Fuck, no. Hey, I got a question for you. What's up?
Starting point is 00:23:31 All right, look. And this is where I got this shit from Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey said he can't have no female friends. Right. Because he already noted temptation. So if you had a boyfriend, can your boyfriend be friends with your female friends? Like, can they text? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Like, can they text? on the side like what's the deal hey what's up no no you can't be friends with my friends you can have your own friends you're not friends so are you friends with like his friends can you do that so y'all not friends like how y'all gonna be friends when y'all just see each other no yeah that's I feel like that's the only time it's appropriate I don't need to text your friends right don't look at me like I'm saying such an outlandish thing here I mean we live we all confused like hold on like well we got to think about this one no this is this this this this is how I feel about it.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Like, if it's my homeboy, if it's his girl, like, everybody kick it together and shit like that, that's the only way that we can, like, be friends. And when I say friends, I ain't talking about associates. I'm talking about when you call somebody out of your friend, you, that's a fucking friend. You know what I'm saying? No, if you got a girlfriend, can you go out to eat and lunch and shit with your home girl, like, and shit like that, like. Hey, where you at?
Starting point is 00:24:45 I'm shit. I'm with Niecy. We're down here at the, where you chick-a-lay? I thought you meant like what was your question were you asking if like I could be friends with like my boyfriend's friends?
Starting point is 00:24:55 Yeah. Because I'm asking the question because he said he can't be friends with girlfriend. So that means he can't be friends with his wife friends. Nothing. Okay. You feel me?
Starting point is 00:25:03 Well people, but people though, I get what he's saying though because even if a nigga don't act on it, if you fucking attracted to the home girl, you're thinking about smacking care
Starting point is 00:25:13 right? So you don't need to go out eat with nobody that you're thinking about smacking. Nah. I got home girls that I'm not, I'm not thinking about. I got home girls that I don't think about fucking bihabo. Like this.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Look a little thick today. But is it out of bounds, though? Is it out of bounds? And be like, hey, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm over here with Brittany, man. We, we, uh, we hit, we at Boston. Where are you at? No, that's out of, that's out of, that's ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Yeah, I mean, you, that mean, you can't have no female friends. No, I don't think you can't have any female friends. I just feel like there's boundaries. I think Nick Cannon said that. Did he go out with women that ain't, that's just his friends and shit? I think he said that. I can't do that shit. No way my girl doing that shit.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Black women ain't going for that shit. See? Like, I'm not. She'll be hot. But I'll be hot too. Like, if your girl's out with your homie, like, where y'all at? That's weird. And you call them like, bitch, bitch where you at?
Starting point is 00:26:15 Right. Homicide That's weird. I'm with pun. I was just watching the best man too. I don't trust nobody. Nah, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:26:27 He did that before her though, right? Yeah. No, but his homie, he never told his homie. Yeah, he never told him.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Yeah, and then later, you know, he let his homie wife her up and get engaged to her and then try to write a book about it, because I should do that movie review that shit.
Starting point is 00:26:40 You know what I'm saying? Yeah, best man. It's a good movie though. Yeah, it's a good movie. But which one of your homies bitches you fuck this?
Starting point is 00:26:44 That's crazy. How are you going to write a book? that type of book. Oh, he's been to get killed on this mom, brother. He was crazy. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. How are you going to write the same book?
Starting point is 00:27:02 No, bro. But that's shit crazy. Like, how can you, your real homie care, you can't write a book about your homie's fiance that you'd have knocked down and didn't tell him? That's crazy. That's purified. It's really good for a book, though.
Starting point is 00:27:15 And, you know, if you ain't seen the movie, the nigger, he prayed with. with him he forgave him he had to alter he getting flashbacks and all you know I know I would have been like bro bro it's over I ain't getting married after that it's over I'm like you dirty bitch it's over yeah you been smiling his nigga face this whole time you're gonna write a book about it girl you start remembering like bitch I remember you was you were smiling that nigga face him thanksgiving bitch in 08 mm-hmm I remember that shit yeah have you ever like like have you ever like any of your
Starting point is 00:27:44 friends you thought they boyfriend was like cute you a liar You got a hold that shit in. I swear, no. They got a hold that. They're going to go to the grave with that shit, her girl. No. A girl go do that shit. Fuck, no.
Starting point is 00:28:01 No, I'll be honest. Of course. I really haven't. So all your girl, so all your home girls' boyfriends been ugly. I am not going to say they've been ugly, but not my acquired taste. They're their boyfriends for a reason. So they haven't been cute. To me, no.
Starting point is 00:28:17 she got these politically correct answers. I think Biden trained her. Does he have politically correct answers, you think? Yeah, he got the answers. He'd be shutting shit down. I'll be doing that shit. You'll be doing that shit. No, I'm going to shut shit down.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Now ask us that question. I'm scared of the answer, but have y'all been attracted to? Next question. Right. Right. We don't answer no shit like you. that? Hell no.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Fuck you're talking about. I don't know what you should have already do, guess. Take that shit to Arby's, because I'm out of here. Oh, this another window
Starting point is 00:29:02 since we on this girl shit and this boyfriend. How close you got to be for your nigger? You know what I'm saying? Because I see Tyree doing so wild shit on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:29:16 How close you got to be to your own digger and let your dick shave your year and a man you know what I'm saying that's what we call it that is out of the question that's not going down
Starting point is 00:29:25 and he's shaving it and it's not going on Instagram if that is what's going down that's crazy and didn't film you like he's a bitch right and he's like yeah
Starting point is 00:29:35 I'm a bitch he holding the rain would y'all do that I wanted to do it after I seen the video you wanted to yeah now first off you feel like that's your area
Starting point is 00:29:43 of expertise I don't know I may be a trimmer first off we're not shaving And we waxed. We waxed. Thank you. That's number one.
Starting point is 00:29:49 You wax or you laser. What if I straight razor it? Huh? No. Like my chin. What if you hit the wrong spot? Yeah. I'm like, bitch, I ain't fucking you tonight.
Starting point is 00:30:01 I got my blood test. Did you? I just got mine, bitch. Oh, my God. That was weird. Tyrese was going through something. I mean, no, I mean, if she need to it, she can't see this by me. Maybe, you know, come from y'all on home.
Starting point is 00:30:16 I ain't filming it. You shouldn't put me on the thing. And he's too grown for that. Don't put me on the thing. He's cool. I mean, he's cool. He's doing this thing. I don't see him wrong.
Starting point is 00:30:24 I don't know. It's cool. It's cool, but just don't know. Everything is on the internet. Everything is on the internet. That's the only fans and everything is for. She ain't got nothing on the internet. Tell her, she ain't ever had a fight.
Starting point is 00:30:35 She ain't ever had a fight. She ain't looked at nobody. Condoleezza Raj. Yep, that's me. Colin Pye. Oh, man. Oh, no. Fuck all that.
Starting point is 00:30:49 No, I just see some shit that said, woman dies after getting surgery in Mexico, offered a refund for $6,700. That's not funny. No, it's not funny. How do you go get surgery? I read it wrong. You die and they offer you a refund?
Starting point is 00:31:06 How do they offer you a refund? That's crazy. How you get on the cell you tell you kill me and then offer me a refund. All right, bro, you want to. It's really not funny, but it's just crazy. You woke that 67 back. You stupid.
Starting point is 00:31:26 They're going to send that shit. They're like, hey, I'm going to ask you. I'm going to pray right now. I ask me you if you want to refund. Were you not happy with your service? Hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to give you the 67 back.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Hey, I'm going to get that to your auntie. That's crazy. Put that shit on your flowers in the funeral. Like, uh. You better start thinking. I've been thinking. You better start. You better start thinking.
Starting point is 00:31:52 I thought. You better start thinking about it. Thinking about what? Crazy. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, because you're about to get the surgery, right? What procedure do you want to get, though? Worry about yourself.
Starting point is 00:32:05 You're trying to drag that wagon up. This summer run. Yeah, that's the last time we're going to see her. Oh, my God. Yeah. She bought to go to Miami. You know, just telling her she wears sweatshirts in. I'm talking about after you get the shit done.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Like, what's your dress code going to be when you get your thing? Nothing. Like, what's the dress code? We outside. So how are you going to walk up in this bitch when you got the thing? I don't know. I think she's going to be a different person. She's going to change her name.
Starting point is 00:32:40 Everything. She's going to change her name. Now, let me ask you something. Let me tell you something. Do you think that that's going to help you or hurt you? No, I mean, it's just something I want for me. I don't think. I don't get what women say women.
Starting point is 00:32:57 I don't get what women say they want something for them. There's not, like, there's no goal going into it. I'm not like trying to be a star tender. Like, it's not really going to help me, I don't think. I just think it's just that I want. Yeah, they are. True. It was bad.
Starting point is 00:33:11 But what I'm saying is, is that what makes a woman, okay, when women say, I'm doing this for me. What part of you do you feel like you need to feel for field when it comes to that? It's going to boost your confidence. Maybe it'll boost my confidence. I can't wear certain things. Like what things can't you wear right now? No, there's just a certain way you want to look in something.
Starting point is 00:33:36 And like when you don't like, you know what I mean? Like, and you see it on somebody. And then when you order shit online, you forget the body don't be coming with it. So, you know, it don't look how it looks on my sis. For me. I mean, I don't know, because some of my homies is three X and they be squeezing. Shut the fuck. They're like, hold on, this two X don't look right.
Starting point is 00:33:55 It's one X. You know what? This one X don't look right. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? A little gut showing. But is that the, is it, is it, okay, when you say it's for yourself, like, is it that plus, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:34:10 You know what I'm saying? Like, justification for men? Like, do you want men to look at you and be like, damn, she's bad? like no are you ready for the attention that comes with it because that's what's going to come with it though you got to be ready for the attention that comes we getting ass ladies you know what I'm gonna keep it 100 man we we really don't give a shit about I was about to say that we don't we really don't we really don't we really don't really about the wigs the makeup the ass the hips the tities the nothing the stretch marks we don't care yeah
Starting point is 00:34:45 That's not, that's, that's just not going to keep no man, like at all. Yeah, but I mean, I don't feel like everybody who gets their body done is doing it to keep a man. Some people do do it like that, though. No, there are people who, and that's mental illness, I feel. Mental illness? Yeah, speak about it. Let me see. Talk about it.
Starting point is 00:35:00 I think that's just like severe insecurity. And I think that's something that should be hashed out for real with like a therapist. Because if you feel like you need to, like, alter your whole being just to be accepted by the opposite sex or whoever you want to attract, I feel like that's... But see, that goes the same parallel when you say, hey, I'm going to do this for myself. Like, what part of you
Starting point is 00:35:23 looked at something or... I'm telling you, I've ordered something and it ain't look right, and I was like, oh, shit, okay. Because you wanted to look like somebody else? I wanted to look a certain way, and fit me a certain way. Like the product shot? Like, you want to like the mannequin?
Starting point is 00:35:37 No, no, no. And then I've seen a post. I forgot who the rapper was. Somebody said, well, it was a rapper, and he put on his story and it was like he made a comment like you women are out here getting your bodies done and y'all need to like get rid of these big ass white ass
Starting point is 00:35:52 rib cages y'all got and it's like damn niggas can't have ribs no more like people be taking our ribs and that and that's where I go to say like I think shit like that like that's extreme like I don't really know what a rib protects but I feel like I need mine is there for a reason I'm not really trying to get rid of my shit
Starting point is 00:36:07 but there's like levels to it so I mean whatever fuck it if it's boosting your confidence get the shit I'm saying you know niggas don't care but if it's boosting your confidence do it you know what I'm all for her man do it up you know I'm glad I have y'all ladies oh yeah for show for show I just do it up I just don't I just don't want like our female viewers to feel like they got to look like somebody to get you know attention but niggas gonna fuck with you he gonna fuck with you yeah I always say that too I was like you don't have to you because all these bids are insigrant all these bids are starting to really do look alike they got their same shape same body same lips same hair Same everything.
Starting point is 00:36:45 It's like, damn, that shit is starting to look crazy. It's almost going back to, like, the natural thing is, like, going to be in. So all of it just that got their body done can't reverse it. See, I'll be looking at shit like that, too. Like, you don't see, like, women actors with big asses and shit like that, or big ass tits and shit like that. Like, the women that I really see that's, like, really winning, like, on some business type shit. They ain't got shit.
Starting point is 00:37:09 You feel me? And they don't need that shit, honestly. You know what I mean? they move around to do the shit, like the actors and shit? What actor have you seen with a fat ass? Like, name one. Zero. And I remember back then, niggas was telling you, J-Lo got the biggest ass.
Starting point is 00:37:26 Remember when media thought, like, had us brainwash thinking J-Lo's shit was fat? But at the time, that was like, that was fat for that time. Now it's like. No, now it's crazy. Yeah, like, you know. She's doing bad back there right now compared to all. Right. Compared to all.
Starting point is 00:37:42 And her body's sick. It's crazy. I mean, how old is she now? 50. She's a bad one. That's how she is. She's still bad. 50 is crazy.
Starting point is 00:37:52 She's still bad. She's still bad. Let's get into something else. I've seen Joe Biden plans to ban menthol cigarettes. Now, for somebody who don't smoke cigarettes, yes, you can help us out more with this. I know you love the puffs. You smoke cigarettes? She smoked.
Starting point is 00:38:10 She smoked puffs. Okay, I was about to say, I'm out here. If you said you smoked, if you said you smoke mint dog cigarettes, I was leaving this bitch right now. Yeah, I mean, like me, I like hookah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. They say men shouldn't do hookah. I'm like, you niggas are tripping.
Starting point is 00:38:30 That shit is that shit fun. Men shouldn't do hookah. I seen a post that said that men shouldn't smoke hookah. What? I'm like, I like hooker. Man, whatever, man, light it up. We're doing it up. You having a good time.
Starting point is 00:38:42 But cigarettes and you know what I'm saying? That's out. I don't fuck with the city. I just want to know like why. Like why now? First of all, that we don't bump a six? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Why? Like, why now are we bending? It should have been banished. You can't even promote it. Like no commercials, no, no billboards, no posters, no nothing. That's how strong that shit is. It's surviving without no promotion. And the promotion is like killing it.
Starting point is 00:39:04 Like don't smoke. You know what I'm saying? Now the puffs don't smoke that. It's for kids. Like, they're killing it every which way and it's still thriving. Yeah, that's crazy I mean that shit's super addictive Like I remember my grandma
Starting point is 00:39:15 You know what I'm saying Rest in peace She used to go get two three boxes You feel me And go through that shit in the week Yeah Like boxes of that shit I used to hate to smell
Starting point is 00:39:23 That shit too But I mean that shit Ultimately gave her cancer Later down the line Yeah I was smoking cigarettes In high school You smoking cigs in high school
Starting point is 00:39:32 Yeah I swear to God I always There's a bunch of women I used to be like Man she's super pretty I seen her smoking cig I'm like
Starting point is 00:39:40 Oh they look That's it dirty to me Yeah. For real. Yeah. That's not about it. It's just so like, it's so regular. Like, especially going out, like, on the East Coast.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Like, you just go out, you come out the club. You just have a cigarette in your hand. You make friends smoking cigarettes. It's weird. It just remind me just some stinky shit. Yeah. It is. It is.
Starting point is 00:40:00 You're fucking in there. You just smoke a cigarette. Have a drink. It's disgusting. It is. He's just distasteful. Leave me along. That is disgusting, bro.
Starting point is 00:40:11 By the you don't. right, bro. Get that shit up out of here. He's he doing that shit. What do you think he doing wrong, kid? I mean, he didn't nothing wrong. He's cool right now. I don't honestly expect nothing to no president
Starting point is 00:40:26 like... Not at all. At all. That shit don't affect the lifestyle we live and the shit that we do. Other than the tax shit, you feel me? That nigger Trump has some good tax shit. I'm not speaking of no political shit because I'm not. I'm
Starting point is 00:40:42 not really advanced in that shit. You know what I'm not advanced? Digger, you're going to be advanced when they hit your ass with that new text bill. What the fuck? Damn. You know what I'm saying? Then you're going to get involved with that motherfucker. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:40:56 I don't know about Biden. I'm going to need that to Dr. Umar. What's that thing of name? You know what I'm saying? What's the country name? He's a funny as hell. Woo, he'd be killing that,
Starting point is 00:41:05 dude, godly. I'm going to leave it up to him. If y'all want to know about what's going on, the political war, go listen to him. He know what's up. Oh, my God. For real, everything I love. You should have Dr. Umar on here, honestly.
Starting point is 00:41:18 I don't think he would come on this platform. He can educate the use. I don't think he would have come on his platform. I don't think Omar want to meet Adam, girl. We probably had a fucking N, AA-A-CP outside this motherfucker. Hell no, Omar can stay where he at. I'll fuck with you, though, man. We got some cool people around here, man.
Starting point is 00:41:37 He don't even fuck with interracial marriage, how me? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, no, no, no, no. That shit. He cold. White people say white people, black people, black people like Asian. That's what I'm doing. I'm like, ooh, he cold.
Starting point is 00:41:51 Fuck all that, nigga. We're trying to multi-cultural this motherfucker out. You know what I'm saying? Oh, pussy is welcome. Everybody. Hey, around these parts, care. He's like, I'm tired of this shit. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:42:12 I don't discriminate Why not fuck it We are the world We are the children No he ain't the children What's the nigga name EDP? What's the kidday? Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:42:23 That's the YouTuber guy Keep him away from your children How about that? Don't never let him hear We are the world By hearing him banging we are the world I'm gonna go Batman on cause No
Starting point is 00:42:34 If y'all notice my nigga AD Got a lot of jokes today You know what I'm saying That's cashed all right here He's overcast He overconfirclaim. He's trying to overconfine today. He's doing it.
Starting point is 00:42:45 He got a punchline for every month. He's killing it right now. I'm trying to give him around him a part. Cash doll ain't here, baby. He's trying to keep y'all entertained, you know what I'm saying? You ain't going to let me live, yeah. He's never going to let you the guy down. What are you doing, hey, God?
Starting point is 00:43:01 I'm going to text her. You killed me, yeah. Come on, Cash, dog. You killed me, man. Oh, man. Oh, me was like, like, oh, Cash, dog. Oh, oh, oh. I had some homies all in my shit.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Like, oh, I'll fuck with Cash Dog. I'm probably looking at this shit. They turned this shit off, 10 minutes into it. We got Yass Dog, girl. Everybody tune in, girl. She about to get that, she about to get that ass done. Y'all about to be on her, care. Come on.
Starting point is 00:43:31 Yass dog. That's a hard name, though. Come on. Yass dog. We just burnt gas dog. No, we don't do it. Because Cash doll beat your ass. Why are we inciting violence?
Starting point is 00:43:43 Because she don't like people taking the dog. There's so many dogs. Because they was trying to take it from her. How about Yazee Supreme? What? Yazee Supreme. That's kind of long. It's too long.
Starting point is 00:43:55 So much thinking. What about? People can't really spell Supreme. Oh. It's a lot of. Yassie McDonald. You just throw like a curveball out there. Oh, the fuck.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Next. Damn. Okay. Next. Yazzie melon Go You know where you go
Starting point is 00:44:18 I'll try to name You're your puff bars Your flavors Lush ice Yassie Lush ice Hey how y'all How y'all feel about my boy Justin Beaver with the dread
Starting point is 00:44:29 That's what I don't do Looks dirty Wow Yeah not a fan You don't you don't like dreads No I just feel like kids Like dirty Or whatever is going on up there
Starting point is 00:44:40 I don't know Justin gonna fuck you up I fuck with Justin Bieber. She is, who, cash door, she over there waiting on it. Oh my God. Justin Bieber.
Starting point is 00:44:50 It's a fay got to be ran. Oh, my God. You know what I'm saying? I like Justin Bieber a new song because I pushed here all the way off here. The peach is gangster. And you said you didn't like it. I don't really like the song that.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Why? I don't know. You put me on and give me on a nigga. And I thought you would like that song. No. No, it's not my favorite. It's not my favorite. That shit, bang, what you listening to on the way up here?
Starting point is 00:45:17 Vanessa Carlton? No. No, I listen to like SSG Kobe. I still haven't tapped in yet. I keep hearing about him. SSG Kobe? Yeah. Other than that, you know what you listening to?
Starting point is 00:45:29 Destiny Rogers. We need to listen to that too? Yeah, I listen to a lot. A lot of shit. A lot of different shit. What else? Oh, you want me to like list everything? ESG.
Starting point is 00:45:40 I need a two. Babyface. Ray. Yeah, baby face Ray. I need a playlist because Wow. Yeah. I got to do that again when I gave everybody
Starting point is 00:45:48 my playlist. They was like, I was on that shit. Yeah. I ain't giving it to you. You're going to be making TikToks and shit. You're going to be on TikTok? You really be on TikTok?
Starting point is 00:45:58 Damn, you own me. I want to know. Because you ain't made a TikTok. She's proud she ain't got one TikTok. I didn't even know you have one now until now. Yeah. I'm going to do TikTok, man. My kids be on it, man.
Starting point is 00:46:07 I don't be on it. But I know how to do the dances because they be on it. I'm trying to get Josh to make a TikTok. I know. I know the little soldier boy joint. You know what I'm saying? Soldier boy is back. I like that shit.
Starting point is 00:46:18 That song is actually, it's hard. I fuck with that song. I mean, he don't even have no, he's not even rapping in that song. He has zero lyrics. I mean, that TikTok shit. That shit, bang. That shit, yeah, but I like that, uh, that nigger always finds a way to do some shit to keep himself. Always.
Starting point is 00:46:39 Always. Man. He's very consistent. You got a TikTok. You know the challenges? No, my daughter. My daughter do all that shit. So you don't know no dance challenges?
Starting point is 00:46:48 I mean, I know in my head. I ain't going to try that. I'm going to say, do it up, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Dude. Do that shit? I be, not, not. You be like two-stepping?
Starting point is 00:46:59 Not, yeah. I do, I do gangsters shit. I just move back and forth because I like learn to something. What's your gangers shit to party? Hey, you ever seen the old Mario Brothers movies where niggies moving like this? That's what you do? off the drink to everything
Starting point is 00:47:12 off the drink my daughter though I'm like hey what songs you like everything is a TikTok song yeah and I asked her
Starting point is 00:47:18 I was like what's your favorite song she's like little now's next new song I was like oh oh the one with the devil
Starting point is 00:47:24 where he's twirking on the devil I didn't even watch that video if I wouldn't got a glimpse of the video like I wouldn't
Starting point is 00:47:31 have had no bad thoughts about the song it's song hard yeah I fucking the song is hard you know what I'm saying but I ain't watching the video
Starting point is 00:47:38 I don't want I got like a couple pictures of it. I'm like, oh, hell no. I like when you was on the pole, though. That was hard. I'm not turning that all. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but I mean, just for my daughter, like, I know she ain't looking at the shit like that. Now, my son said that that was his favorite
Starting point is 00:47:52 shit, I'll be mad. Why? I'm like, dog, good dog, God, dog. What are he supposed to be listening to? That's working on devil, son. Don't look at the video. The song is cool, though. I like that. I like the song, though. I like the song, though. I would keep a
Starting point is 00:48:07 G, bro. Yeah. West Coast crazy. What he's supposed to be listening to? Nick, Dubcy, Mac 10? No, you. Yeah, me too, girl. What's saying? Damn, that's all we got is
Starting point is 00:48:19 Debcy, Back 10, Ice Cube, Snoop Dog. Fuck, corrupt everybody. God damn, homie. Hey, I mean, that's what we was off of, though. My daddy just still to the day, he said Ice Cube is the best rapper. So all he said, listen to, you feel me? Ice Cube definitely top five. West Coast.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Nigger, West Coast. We got to keep it like that. West Coast, he definitely top five. But my daughter, he definitely top five. But my daughter, my son, I'll be still banging all that shit. Mac 10 is the lick. West Side is the click.
Starting point is 00:48:45 They're like, my daughter's. Yeah, man. They got to know what it is. They should make that challenge, you need a TikTok challenge. You should do that. You should make it a challenge. I'm going to do this.
Starting point is 00:48:55 To all the shit. You should. Dude, that's the TikTok challenge. Or have your daughter do it. Yeah, bro. She can make up a dance. That shit's great. I'm like, listen, if you're going to do the TikTok shit,
Starting point is 00:49:04 make daddy some motherfucking money. Please get on Twitch or do something, man. I tell put on it to put up. I got a whole bunch of kids. I say, put them in a group, care. Jackson five, this motherfucker out. Hell, yeah. I mean, because I feel like now the opportunities for children right now,
Starting point is 00:49:19 like the world is open for everybody right now. Oh, for sure. Like, no kid can grow up and be like, oh, there's no jobs for me. No, nigger, there's a job for everything right now. Like anything you put your mind to right now, we live in a time that you can make shit happen, which is beautiful. Yeah, I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:49:33 It is, yeah. Our parents, they didn't have had them type of opportunities. Our grandparents really didn't have them type of opportunities and shit like that like it's jobs as jobs available but they don't want jobs now due to instagram because instagram will fuck your whole life up everybody want to shine everybody want a whole money you know what I'm saying everybody like god damn you want the car you want the billy you want the rose royce I don't know people that got that shit I don't know if y'all know they really
Starting point is 00:49:58 working hard behind the scenes you know what I'm saying they really working hard behind the scenes for all that shit yeah people they want they want instant gratification though you know I mean that's what that's what I think social media does and shit like that. You know what I mean? Don't look at social media if it's going ruin your day because I didn't see grown-ass men see niggas Instagram posts and be like, my day's ruining and I'm mad and I'm like, huh, like how, bro? That's not what this shit is for, you know what I mean? And like me, I don't be up and down like Instagram. I post without posting. I just keep it pushing. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:50:30 I just forget about it. Yeah. I post some shit and forget about it. We use the shit for business, bro. If you're not using it for business or get in the bag, man, if you want to see some women go to the Stroke Club, bro. You look at my Instagram right now, underscore K-I-N-G-T-R-E-L, you know what I'm saying. You got to plug yourself. I definitely was on there, you know what I said? I had a little thing going, you know what I'm saying? I promoted some shit today.
Starting point is 00:50:53 I'm saying, got paid. You got a swipe up? I'm an influencer. Yeah, I got a swipe up. The card? You see it? You see it? I'm a influencer.
Starting point is 00:51:00 I'm a good ad. I thought you did that. You made an ad, girl. You know what I'm saying? I'm on here. You got a influencer, br. He said, I'm going to show you how to you. I got a brand deal, you feel me?
Starting point is 00:51:12 But, bro, he looked like, I'm a kid. You're a homie, but it looks like you can't read, though, because I'm going to keep a jeep. I can't read. Yo, what? I'm just saying, that's my homie. He can tell me that. I'm a Gemini.
Starting point is 00:51:21 You're like, the car went over the deal. They're like, T. Real, we want our money back. I thought you could do this shit. What you looking at, nigga? Oh, not him giving you the thumbs down. He gave me the thumbs down. Pee, you're gonna fuck out of it. I fuck with it.
Starting point is 00:51:44 He said he's terrible. He said your ad was terrible, my ass was terrible. Hey, first of all, you got your thigh out right now. If y'all see my boy right now, he only smashed his tip.
Starting point is 00:51:58 He told me he was in 3X. He got his thigh out right now in his jeans. He's going to tell me my hat was terrible. Ain't that a bitch? His thigh out one leg and then over the right. Legggy out. You know you're crazy. You know you wrong?
Starting point is 00:52:14 No. No, you know. You know. You know. Oh, my boy crazy. You know what I'm saying? Shout out my boy. Age boy, boy, pull.
Starting point is 00:52:21 You know what I'm saying? Go look at this shit. Hey, dad. Hey, dad. Ain't that a big year. You got your thigh out. Like, you know. Yeah, like.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Hey, the nigga. See his thigh? Look, I don't you put on some lotion. You got. Hey, the nigga that page you for that party. Man, that's a motherfucker. He probably liked the ad. I got T-Ram with no drummer
Starting point is 00:52:43 to post this shit up. They thumbs down and my shit all in the back. Niggas would they die out. You know what I'm saying? God. He hasn't been a fake friend. I fuck with the shit.
Starting point is 00:52:56 Oh, soon as you leave, because that shit was bullshit. That nigga can't spend. I thought it was funny. So as he lived. The assing of like, don't bring his ass back. He can't even read the teleprompter, care.
Starting point is 00:53:08 I thought it was funny. Oh, she did the car thing. The car. The line was the bullshit. Don't say that. Don't say that. I'm like, you want me to do this? How much?
Starting point is 00:53:23 I'm going to do it. Just read it, man. You're going to make it good. All right. Man, I sold my soul for the car. Wait, is it a car or a car? It's a car, a little credit card, you know what I'm saying? Loaded up a little debit car.
Starting point is 00:53:37 You got a prepaid. You get a Rush card commercial? Yeah. Hi, I am T-Rail and Russell Simmons told me to tell y'all. Can you please? Yo, you're fucking stupid. Get this rush card now, courtesy of no jumper.
Starting point is 00:53:56 I definitely did a rush card ass. I sold my soul. I mean, damn. Why I didn't call me, I can read, girl. I do two of the motherfuckers for you, man. See, he's trying to sell this soul, too, with the race car. Hey, what's the company called? Damn, I can't believe my boy, bud, dog
Starting point is 00:54:15 I'm gonna say y'all have lost your damn mind. Y'all lost your damn mind in T-Rail-L-U. You didn't ruin this nigga week. He got PTSD and reading that shit. Oh, my God. Shout out of current card, you know what I'm saying? They messing with y'all, man. Credit karma, what did you say?
Starting point is 00:54:33 Current car, you idiot. It's called current card? I think. Yeah, get your bars up. I can get you some, you know what I'm saying? Hook me up. Let's go. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:54:43 That's your manager over there. He over there laughing. Yeah. Get the bread. Yeah. Let's thigh out. He's trying to be cool. Let's get some current cards, man.
Starting point is 00:54:51 Trying to be cute. Is it a credit card or is a debit card? It's a little, it's a little, you don't even know what you promoted, Cah? That was a test right now. That was a test.
Starting point is 00:55:01 How much you got fake you got that goddamn company? Oh my God. I said, how much is it? That niggas. So, it's safe to say. Nick gonna put $100 in the shit. Hey, you didn't read the buy print AD. You only have $20 left.
Starting point is 00:55:17 This is a trail card, nigga, courtesy of Sorrelica. Y'all gonna steal our shit. Hell, no. No, bro. I can't even talk, man. I gave him. It's so weird. We're gonna move.
Starting point is 00:55:31 We're gonna move off in that, all right? He's fucking up his own shit. No, no, I know. Current card my ass. Fucked current card. Bitch, I ain't giving y'all no. God damn promo. Don't DME,
Starting point is 00:55:42 I'm gonna block y'all. Oh, my God. Well, there goes that. They're gonna get a current punch. There goes that. Tell them not to watch this. Yeah, don't watch this shit. Hey, watch this shit tonight.
Starting point is 00:55:55 I'm about to shout y'clock, niggas. Don't watch this shit. That ain't go have their grandma, everybody watching the shit. This is our chance, Mama. Damn, come on. We need some brand deals.
Starting point is 00:56:03 You see how you doing the brands? They ain't going to give us no brand deals. We just tow their ass up. Look. We want, mind. Current karma is the greatest card of all time.
Starting point is 00:56:16 I use it every single day. It's crazy. You can even use it at the clubs. You can load your stimulus on there if you didn't get your stimmy. Current car got your stimmy, cab. You're right talking about some, uh-huh, oh, God.
Starting point is 00:56:30 You know what I'm saying? You don't know. Wingman. Yeah. Let's move off to that, though. I've seen this shit says an Italian man was accused of collecting 600 bands from the hospital employer while he didn't show up for 15 years.
Starting point is 00:56:46 How do you feel about that? Get your money. He didn't come to work for 15 years. Fuck y'all. Clock in the end, bitch. What I'm a clock in for? 15 years. Y'all ain't paying attention for 15 years.
Starting point is 00:56:57 But they're trying to, they're trying to like get him caught up in and shit now. How do you feel about that when it was day? That's day farm. Y'all keep paying the niggins. Yeah, exactly. If y'all don't know, if I was there for 15 years, I'm a lie and say I was there. How you gonna lie? I'm like, man, I was there.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Curran Carmen, you see what you paying for? Good. Like they ain't got surveillance cameras, nigga. I'm a lot of out there 15 years. Nicky, you know, nobody knows you. I can't rewind the Karen's back with 15 years. I imagine it. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Yeah, oh, Larry on the payroll. Yeah, oh, hi, Larry. Nick, I sent a nigga just to go to ask like me. They probably were like, who the fuck is Larry? But I'm like, 600 bands, because just imagine that you just go to work one day. And like, I ain't going to work no more. And you get paid for 15. years.
Starting point is 00:57:41 16. What's that? 50,000 a year? What is that? Do you the math, current karma. He was doing his thing. No.
Starting point is 00:57:51 Give a fuck. Oh, well. You think, but you think he should have to pay that shit back? Nah. I mean, nah. See, here you go.
Starting point is 00:57:59 They got over. Condoleezer. Go ahead. No, I mean, no, I mean, you should know who your employees are. You think he should give the shit back? Or they should penalize him for this.
Starting point is 00:58:09 He should be penalized, but I'm. I don't think he should have. What? How? What's penalized, though? Go to jail? No, he shouldn't be penalized. No, we're not going to jail for that.
Starting point is 00:58:19 That's all fault. He shouldn't even have to pay that back if it was they fault. Like, if anything, they should be thanking him with finding a flaw in a goddamn company. You feel me? Yeah, that's, yeah. That's like the lady from Louisiana. The bank accidentally put like $1.7 million in her account.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Right. And then they try to take, they try, or give it back. Like, nah, nigger, y'all did that shit on accident. You feel? mean they're trying to put her in jail for shit like that they put that shit my can't i'm gone for sure i don't give a shit how much money i'm transferring that shit i took it that what's the time how much i got it can't be that much yeah it can't be i didn't steal it that's what i'm saying so yeah come on man go put some lotion on that knee you know what i'm saying my boy he gone he didn't
Starting point is 00:59:02 got up now they went all the way to his shin but that's what i'm saying 15 you shouldn't be penalized for that. But I'll tell you, if I had that 1.7 right now, I'm going to hit up Adam. How much to buy the company? You would buy off No Jumper? And we can make a Black No Jumper for real. This is he be called. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:59:20 I'm selling No Jumper to BET. We're going to switch this shit up. We're going to have... We're on Black Entertainment television, bitch. Our biggest sponsor is going to be card card, whatever the fuck. Team Rail did the shit. Territ card, credit.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Whatever the fuck that thing. We can't cuss like this of BETT, though. We might have to go to VH1. Yes, you can. No, you can't. You can't? They censoring shit like the shade wrong now. You ever seen Baby Boy on BT?
Starting point is 00:59:45 This let a brother be. No, they ain't what peace in, Ken. You're right. We gotta go to VH1 over and act the fool. You can curse on VH1? I feel like they'd be letting ass and bitch fly. I don't think. It'd be fuck, for real.
Starting point is 01:00:02 Certain words ain't really curse words no more like they was when you was younger. Shit, bitch. Like, y'all heard shit on, like, Fox and shit now. I'm like, people don't care about shit. I heard that shit. You heard shit on the radio? I heard shit on the radio.
Starting point is 01:00:15 Really? Yeah, I think so. No one gives a fuck anymore. Nobody cares about nothing or more. It's like nobody cares and then everybody cares at the same time. Because people are losing a goddamn mind. I've seen this video. Are these motherfuckers snatching up a casket.
Starting point is 01:00:31 Oh, that was crazy. I never thought in a million years of some niggas will be doing some shit like that. But imagine being there. If I die and a nigga come, my ops come get my casket. Imagine you looking at your funeral, everybody said and your house coming like, what if you were in the funeral and your homie, for your homie, his ops coming here, y'all ops. First of all, in LA, you're not going to make it to the dope.
Starting point is 01:00:55 No, you're not even getting it. You're not even going to make probably past the street. You know what I'm saying? You don't have to shoot it out. But if they get in that motherfucker and take his casket and then just throw it in the street. Don't get nobody no idea John John in the street
Starting point is 01:01:13 You gotta pick him up Put him back in his casket imagine that I ain't pick a girl up I'm so happy you said that Because I was gonna say that You're not gonna pick the dead body up I'm like ew, I love you bro But I said my goodby's already
Starting point is 01:01:25 So he in the street You know what I'm saying? Head down He curled up Because I'm hitting the freeway Cair Oh, that's crazy. I'm about to avenge him.
Starting point is 01:01:38 Okay. Come on. I got to go get them niggas, man. Y'all have through John John in the middle of the street. I'm picking John John up putting him back. Who is responsible for picking up that body, though? I'm going to pick cause up. I'll do with a shovel, because I'm like, come on.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Where are you finding a fucking shovel of the ass? I'm picking him up his mom with his aunties, everybody. They probably go blah. Oh. My God. That's me. That's me. And I was like, oh, fuck.
Starting point is 01:02:04 I'm going to be good. He told him in there. Hey, that reminds me my little brother, free my little brother, Fitty, he in there right now. This nigga told me, he said when he died, I don't like him talking about death though, but he said when he died, he said he wanted his body to be tied to the top of the church.
Starting point is 01:02:23 And when they're reading the shit, drop his shit and let him fly across the church. Come on. He wanted everybody to freak out. Just imagine seeing a person who's going to. He's flying to the shit? No, hell no. Fuck y'all niggins talking about in the back room.
Starting point is 01:02:39 My brother told me that. I was crying, laughing. How y'all even had that conversation? That's what he told me. Hey, d'clock. He said, put me on the top of the church. No, we didn't even talk it like that. That's so dark.
Starting point is 01:02:49 And let me fly. Is this even wood? I don't know. This is courtesy of credit control. You feel me? No, it's not. They sent this. They sent this goddamn desk.
Starting point is 01:03:02 The all type of shit going down at this desk. Hey, no. But I think we're going to end it like that, man. That's at the end of the motherfucking day. If you pass away, don't tie yourself to the top. That's all I'm going to leave you all with this week. Get your health right. Go get you credit control karma plus whatever T-Rail selling and shit like that.
Starting point is 01:03:23 Current control. Yeah. And listen to the music Friday. We're on the stream right here and no jumper. We're going to do the same shit again. We're going to pick winners like last week. Shout to all the motherfuckers that won last week. And we're about to get on stream right now with Big Ski for a little while.
Starting point is 01:03:39 So y'all tune in, motherfuckers. And hopefully Cash doll come back. Hopefully she come back. I saw AD deliver.

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