No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 35 w/ Adam22
Episode Date: June 3, 2021At The End of The Day Ep. 35 w/ Adam22 by No Jumper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
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Oh, you got that?
Oh, so you're not drinking either.
Oh, damn.
What is this shit called?
How do you pronounce this?
Shame on you.
Nigel La Crocs or something?
We live.
That's what I said.
La Croy.
There's La Crux.
I've been telling people for weeks that I've been doing fucking La Crux water.
Hey, man, what's happening at bed at the end of the motherfucking day?
We got to blam in here.
For the record.
We thought La Croy was pronounced La Crux, which I don't blame.
You blame you because it is spelled weird as fun.
I mean, yes.
The ex is not Troy X.
The Mexican home you go.
The ex is a real way to say it.
Bro, it's a.
Hey, real quick, real quick.
Hey, why the fuck were we invited this weekend again?
To what?
Damn.
Bro, it's like three weeks and a half.
Damn.
You're on stage.
You drink and bottles throwing up outside of fucking sprinters.
Like, what's up?
He wants to meet Wallet.
Yeah.
And then he just caught.
He's just like, house and he and me and Walet.
Oh, too.
Like what the fuck?
You was you was clowning me this weekend.
I was trying to start you out.
How did that clown?
When you posted me, you remember what you said?
What I said?
Oh, yeah.
All right, we're going to get cracking today.
I'm going to start doing it out, though.
Hey, on some real shit, though, bro.
This is the first time in my life.
Well, not the first time in my life, but I'm used to cleaning up by myself, bro.
I didn't know it was this hard.
Wow.
Like I was a single man now.
Yes.
Are you single?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
I'm out here.
How many streets, man.
What'd you have to clean up?
Is it just you?
Bro, I...
I went to my own.
What's the deal?
I went to my refrigerator, and I was like, I got a lot of bullshit in here.
I found some molded lemons and all type of shit.
I was like, this is disgusting.
I'm over here living like a pig and not even knowing that shit.
You feel me?
We're engaged over here, so we don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Engage gang.
Yeah.
Very good gang to be in.
Engagement killer.
We ain't out here.
You know what I'm saying?
June 15 comes.
They open this motherfucker.
You see they got black-old look.
We wearing a little pinkish bird to be over here.
Y'all come, y'all come find me in the fall.
I was going to settle down in the fall.
Wow.
Yeah.
I'm out here, man.
I've seen that he was wearing little shorts.
I was like, oh, yeah, you're on.
Hey, he didn't live in the best life.
He was wearing little shorts and he was like, we outside.
Dick hanging out the bottom a little bit?
Oh, there you go.
Hey.
But, bro, I'm getting accustomed.
them to this stuff now. You feel me? So today I'm like
I'm going through the clothes. I still
know how to fold properly. You know what I'm saying?
What you mean? Oh, wow.
That's bad for you should know how to fold.
I know what you know. I know what you know how to fold.
What? Tartillas.
Oh.
Hey, is folding clothes that different than folding like paper?
That was kind of weak. That was kind of weak.
But you don't really fold tortillas.
My mom is a housekeeper. If you're ever getting lazy.
Hell yeah. Just hit me up. I'm lazy every day.
Okay.
You'd be robbing the people that she works.
No, bro.
That would be in jail.
No, you wouldn't be in jail.
You'd get a serious question.
Hey,
hey, before I start,
I mean,
I want to thank Adam,
you know what I'm saying?
For letting me be on this platform.
I want to let everybody.
Nicky, you better thank me.
What the fuck Adam?
I'm right here.
I already thank AD,
but I want to thank Adam too.
Because, look, look,
the nigger don't even know me, y'all.
This is my first time.
This is my first time.
We said hi out on the bagelot one time.
This is crazy right here.
We invite our homie on here.
He just starts cooning right away.
As soon as he meet the nigger.
Look at the coons.
Go to look at the coo.
I'm offended.
He just want to say he ain't that racist.
He let me go on this motherfucker.
You thought he was racist before?
Man, yeah, I thought that nigga was racist.
That's what Laura said when I met her.
She's like, I always thought you were racist, but you're cool.
Probably because we had a ball head.
Yeah.
The skinhead looked didn't help anything.
Yeah, you for sure it like a skinhead.
before you seen the shit I posted today of you
what was it when they was asking me like how did you
meet Adam and I found this fucking video
oh yeah of us beating that guy up
you know I ain't beat up nobody
he was homosexual
he told me oh no no for real
yeah well also thank you
because I uh you know I've watched you on the
podcast and everything but that's part of why I wanted to be here
obviously I already know AD and do know
pretty well more than I really ever wanted to
in a million years but I wanted
to tap in with TREC I see a lot of people in the comments
saying that TRE
is a good glue for AD to spout off to and whatnot, I guess.
I don't know.
I agree, sir.
I agree, too.
Yeah, I definitely thought you was racist, though, too.
I did look you up on a couple videos, and I seen my homie on a video.
Then you did, you mentioned his name, Gabe Brooks.
Oh, Gabe.
Wow, legend.
I didn't know you know.
Super legend.
That's my actual homie.
You know what's great.
And one of his little homies, little punch, because his name is actual.
Big punch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, punch.
So little punch is, I got his mural on the back.
in my store. Oh, wow, really?
Yeah, I'm saying. That's crazy.
Yeah, I'm like, hold on, this thing really ain't
because Gabe, fuck with that nigga.
I don't know that many people that knew Gabe
from back then, but like a few people like Dom Kennedy
knew him. And, like, I was actually thinking
and making a whole video about his life and shit.
We should bring the troubles on this motherfucker, you know what I'm saying?
Because he's five of trouble. I'm bringing all his
homies in so they can meet you. You know what's crazy?
That would be dope. I would love to meet people who knew him
from his street days because I mostly knew people
who knew him from the BMX shit.
You know, it's crazy. The first time
I ever seen him was behind the homie
Jerome's, um,
sick and I was like, oh, that he was like,
oh, that's my biker, homie that passed away.
Right.
But he was a gang member, but he was like part of the BMX life.
That's what you always talk about?
Yeah, yeah.
Wow, that's a small world.
That's a super small world because him and the homie were like,
they got videos of them like,
spinning their fucking bikes in the air and shit.
You know this motherfucker when he was little,
every since he was little,
this motherfucker would be jumping off the roof on the bike,
skateboard.
This nigga was like super dumb athletic.
He told me when he was 12.
He went to Russia for a gymnastics contest.
Like, he was just doing mad shit,
all the fucking time was actually crazy.
I'm like, I never heard of anybody from around here
going to fucking rush up for gymnastics
and they be gang banging.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Yeah, you see that nigga on this bike,
you better run because you got a gun.
Do we even know niggas that go to gymnastics?
No.
In the hood?
Him.
Well, the hood gymnastics,
niggas did that shit at the park.
True.
You know what I'm saying?
They did backfliss summer salts.
I didn't even know what the fuck that shit was.
I used to be doing backflips.
Off what?
Into the pool.
No, I'm talking about just like off of Berkins shit.
like that. That too, though. Not on flat ground.
On flat ground, I used to. Really?
I swear to God. I was like really into ninja shit, bro.
So I wanted to be like a ninja turtle.
I was more three ninjas and shit. I swear,
cultural appropriation. How?
Because you're trying to be Japanese or some shit. That's fucked up.
I wasn't looking at that back then. I wanted to
the sword. I wanted to chop motherfuckers up and shit.
Oh, gosh. You are your Bruce Lee shit.
Bro, I used to do the backflips at the park and shit like that.
And then a nigga gained too much away. I couldn't do that shit no more.
But I can still go to the little bounce houses right now.
And I can still do backflips.
some shit.
You know what, too?
When you first had that
own some shit store,
you came walking mail rolls
and shit, right?
And you came up
in the last king store
because I owned that shit too.
And you,
you know what I'm saying?
We met me.
That's a nice little flex.
I own that motherfucker
two out of I'm just letting you know.
Yeah, the hummus is like,
hey, that nigga be doing
like this podcast,
you should go on it, right?
So I'm like, whatever.
I don't know what these young
niggas talking about.
So I go down there or whatever
and I kind of met you again.
You know what I'm saying?
You blew me off or whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
And I was like, you gave me your number
and shit though, right?
So I'm like, cool, whatever, you know what I'm saying?
So I'm like, hey, like, hey, bro,
can I be on your pocket?
I text you, like, you did text back?
You know what I'm saying?
I, like, commented on one of your little shits on Instagram.
You see me back.
Yeah, the thing ain't even never open it up
until I got on this shit.
So it's just like, hey, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
So fuck Adam, you know what I'm saying?
That's probably why he's been avoiding you.
No, I didn't know.
But I don't fucking know.
It makes sense now.
Yeah, nigga, they're like, fuck,
the guy actually on the show.
I'm actually,
damn.
I got something for you,
you know, T.R.R.
Yeah.
Can you tell the world now
how you feel about Arby's,
nigga?
Damn.
Oh, you eat Arby's?
I just want to throw the world
how you feel about Arby's now.
I just want to throw my hat in the ring.
I fuck with it.
All right, cool.
I would love to get in.
You were supposed to fuck with it, though.
You feel me?
Like, we heard of something.
They don't have a lot.
our communities like that and shit.
It was cool.
But Friday we came on the stream,
we had a black, no jumper takeover.
You feel me?
T.R.R. was here. Big Ski was here, Ville.
Bro. And I went, I don't know, we got high as fuck,
and I drove to fucking Arby's.
I spent like 60 bucks at Arby's, bro.
And then we came in here and T.R.R.L.
ate that motherfucker.
He said, man, this shit ain't bad.
He's not, man.
Well, he's been Arby's shaming niggins for fucking years now, bro.
All the comments be like, yeah, fuck AD.
Fuck AD, fuck Arbys, fuck Arbys,
I'm like, damn.
Hey, would you see what I did?
I went to Arby's and they was like, hey, we, we'd be watching you and stuff.
I'm like, Black's for, I swear to God, I got on a video.
I'm like, Black's for Arby's.
That's my new hashtag now.
Black's in Arby's, Black said Arby's.
No, blacks for Arbyes.
No, okay, blacks for Arby's.
I was like, I've been for Arby's.
Yeah, because niggas don't eat that shit, nigga.
But that shit cool.
I ain't going to lie to y'all.
I ain't going to bash all no more.
See?
Then I seen the TikTok today of another black.
man fucking arby's up though i posted out on my story today as well what just eating it
bro he's he's eating it like it's his last fucking meal he's like this is the best shit he
dipping it in little french dip and all that shit that shit was crazy she's still going to be
starting the wave that ain't the last one huh she's starting a wave i'm starting to wave
blacks for arby's man they owe me a check right now barbys yeah yeah yeah girl arby barbiz
damn carby girl no carbies how about that all right so you're a ballerby girl and a blarby girl
world.
No.
Why were we invited this weekend?
Me and T.
Rob, I thought we're a team.
Yeah.
She wanted to put it out there.
I know.
This is, listen.
At the end of the day, we're supposed to be invited.
For one, I am not mad.
This is not mad lately.
I ain't got to go on trips and shit with you niggas.
I see you knickers on, I see you knicks.
I see you guys.
This niggas got the wrong idea.
You feel me?
Every time you see Buck and Gina.
This Mark-ass stick over here laughing because he don't want to invite nobody.
You know what I don't even think you with the money.
Only two, only two three niggas can get in.
Because only two three,
the niggins you shit like that.
He hit you with that?
Yeah, punny hit you with that.
I wouldn't tell you that.
I was just ignoring you.
I was like, damn, I didn't see it, girl.
I was like this, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo.
You were living it up for a shit.
He was going up this weekend.
Come on, man.
Hey, we do.
I like how you guys were all pissed at him
for not inviting you to the club,
but nobody cares about not getting invited
to the engagement party.
Yes, we was.
Me and Housephone said it.
And one of my favorite comments I read,
it was like,
Housephone says the AD,
We didn't get invited.
We bump fists with each other.
Solidarity.
And then you say it's family only.
Oh, we're not family.
Oh, y'all, y'all too black.
Y'all way too motherfucking black in there, man.
Hold on, man.
Hey, no, but I actually had the beach pictures.
He got holes in his jeans.
He was doing a whole look.
Mia, Adam goes.
I'm sure in his style.
She, I think not was the first time Adam even wore, like,
a butt and up straight.
You like that?
I'm coming from my respect today.
It's like a job interview.
I got impress the minorities, bro.
I told this nigga when Kevin Samuels came,
I'm like, bro, let's put the suits on,
nigga, we're gonna look good,
high value man and shit.
He's gonna like, all right,
and he's gonna text me like,
I don't look good in any suits.
I'm like, what the fuck, man?
No, I couldn't find my suit.
I have a suit, but I wore it to a porno,
and then I couldn't find it.
But you said, I don't look good in those suits.
You wore a suit to a porno?
No, because you were telling me
that I should just walk into fucking marshals
and get a suit off the shelf.
I'm like,
I was the horses.
It was Macy's.
But I'm not going to be able to rock a suit
off the shelf at fucking Macy's
bro. I was gonna be a unique body type
pause. Ask him, how does porno
shit going for you? Because that shit sound crazy.
No, we live. Yeah, I was at the porno.
You know what I did this porno?
Hey, did you go to like the porn
porn award shit? I've been there. That shit
that's shit cool?
Did everybody just horny?
Actually, no, to be honest.
No, no, really.
Like, is they're fucking horny.
It's not. Everybody just fucking is
fucking a shit.
Hey, come here, bitch.
Hey, dude.
There's, bitch, there's, bitch
I broke my head falls, Josh.
Oh, for real.
You fucked it up?
I don't know, dog.
It ain't working.
Oh, man.
Duno was fucking too hard.
That was, what the fuck?
You can't.
When you're going?
It's broke, baby.
Oh.
Hey, no, that's crazy.
Hey, I was fucking with a porn star before and she invited me to the, what's going to
Avian shit?
Brian bumper?
No.
Oh, wow.
He got to do.
My nigga Brian.
No, I can't.
Hey, this thing ain't eat a new Brian Humpel.
Brian Humper.
You know what I'm saying?
Brian Pumper,
you know what I'm saying?
There's no job
for Homer.
Brian Thumper.
Yeah, we stay with a thumber.
Hit my nigga AD,
he'd be at all the parties.
He's going to connect you with Adam.
I ain't going to do it up.
I ain't walking around with bitches with chains on and shit.
That's why I used to really respect
Brian Pumper used to do that.
But you're single now.
You could do that.
I should do that.
I want to see that.
So it's like super official official?
Like single?
Like you outside?
Nick, I'm outside.
You see my story?
No, no, no.
You're outside.
Watch.
Watch the show, man.
Your story is exactly the same as it was before you were broken up.
Nothing has changed.
You threw up like crazy.
You seen that?
You're blasted.
Yeah, that's just embarrassing.
I hate when niggas throw up, dude.
That's fucking normal.
Nigga, I was owning my trauma, bro.
I was owning my trauma.
You threw up acting because of life.
Issues of mental health to excuse all kinds of shit now.
You're how fucked up this is?
Bro, he was standing and he went,
Buh, that thing came out.
He took a stupid ass out of my car right now.
For so, for some,
some reason I don't know why I projectile
vomit all the time bro and everybody notices that shit
I don't just go it goes
Are you looking? Yeah that's the only kind of projectile I fuck with
Are you looking? No right? Yeah we know
Video game humor
A cultural appropriation like you said no I'm on gamer so I could do that
You're not but it's still Chinese people
No it's not right it was what we're not getting in that black
No he's
That duna
Hold on what the fuck y'all talking about hey no
But on some real shit though
I don't want to be one of the people
like you know what I'm saying
just put everything happy on fucking Instagram
all day and shit like that
you know what I'm saying that shit lame
I feel like me just throwing up
I had so many people hit me up
so many fucking engagements and shit like that
I'm trying to justify that shit
no it's just dope I wouldn't post it if I didn't stand by it
I think I think throwing up is a you know
I'm with the throwing up movement I'm like look I got fucking
I'm at 10 bottles in the fucking club and I'm throwing up like
nigga this shit's fly
you know what I'm saying
I'm going off Lex right there.
I didn't throw up something to be wrong.
You ended up in the hospital
I'm drinking alcohol like a fucking month ago.
No.
That wasn't because of alcohol.
It was alcohol mixed with energy drinks.
And what did I do?
Remove energy drinks out of my life.
Wow.
Allegedly.
I haven't been to hospital since.
You're drinking La Crux.
You think that's any better?
I ain't drinking that no more.
Clubs soda.
Didn't even know what I was drinking.
Clubs soda?
That's disgusting.
Does it have caffeine in it?
Not for shit.
It doesn't.
But that shit is.
like, why do people like this?
You like that shit right there?
Honestly, somebody,
you want to know what somebody
telling me when they're, like, food?
If you want to start drinking soda,
drink some of this?
Because I like the gas, like when I eat.
So it's kind of like a little like,
okay.
You know how people go from like,
um,
cigarettes to like the,
the fucking,
anybody got cigarettes?
I feel like this is a good place
to smoke some cigarettes.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
We don't smoke six.
Oh, no.
We're not doing that.
Not on this.
DME, if you will bring me a new part,
I will let you hang out with us right now.
Oh.
Oh, let me see a cigarette, duh.
Oh,
it has to be the guy that looks like you.
Hey, he got that, he got that while he's a whiskey whiskers, too, you feel me?
That they got that.
He's a cigarette.
While he just went.
I got a cigarette, see.
Yeah, see?
I'm hiding out.
I'm hiding out.
I just spark up a sig.
This is nasty, dog.
Why not?
It's like prison, bro.
That's the bad.
Tomorrow of a Tuesday show.
Did he ever smoke cigarettes?
No, I never smoked cigarettes.
But I love hookah, though.
Come on, dog.
He fucked around.
He got a plaid shirt on.
He's thinking for the smoking cigarette on our show.
Hey, I'm coming in looking like Debo.
Y'all better respect me.
No.
Not at the middle of the street.
Hey, I was just kicking in with Gorilla Black.
I got my Compton Pass freshly laminated.
No, you got your Compton Pass when you met me.
Talking about Guerrilla Black.
BGie Knockout.
Where is he, bro?
Yo
Beechi knocko
Tell me where Gorilla Black
Bro, man
Gorilla Black's vibe
On the pod
Bro, his vibe
was so good
And so positive
That I couldn't even
Bring myself
To ask him
about a Beechi Knockout
Kind of slighting him there
You know
I know
It was crazy growing up though
Because Gorilla Black
used to be at
Pop's fucking
Barbershop all the time
And shit
And I used to see this nigga
All the time
I'm like damn
Cause I want to be like you
Damn
You wanted to be
Gorilla Black
Not to wait though
Cause I just wanted
like to be rapping, getting the shit, you feel
me?
Do you feel like you surpassed Girola Black?
Yeah, for sure.
What?
Why, because you're on the fucking Little Dicky show?
Oh.
You want the little Dicky show?
Bro.
He put out an album in 2004.
He sold half a million copies.
I did better, because.
Wow.
I don't know.
I got, I'm on no jumper, man.
I'm an actor, rapper, podcast.
Check the skull.
Check the skow.
It's like his homies hate.
Yeah.
That's supposed to be with you, guys.
Hold on, good.
He said, Gorilla Black, better than you right now.
2004, man.
What you gotta say, do no, man?
2004, niggas were still walking, getting CDs and shit like that, cuz I'm a streamy
baby, care.
A streamy baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You could get a million views.
Somebody out there could get a million views.
You make a video comparing AD in Girl Black's career.
Side by side.
I'll retweet it.
Oh, God damn, do we hate you?
My most video got, what, 22 million or something?
Ooh.
Damn, all right.
Them some numbers.
Yeah.
I got a couple of millions on.
A couple of millions on the YouTube.
Yeah, I'm saying.
What's your biggest video, Adam?
What's your biggest video, Adam?
X, X, Ex, Extentation.
No, that's the biggest interview.
Okay.
Biggest, most views.
Porn, I'm porn.
Most views, I don't know.
It's probably, what is it?
Oh, it's the fucking block boy in Take Hayes.
Is it 22 million?
Oh, the music video?
Yeah, but music always is going to do bigger than interviews, you know.
True.
What about vlogs, though?
Because the vlogs I see do really, really well on the channel.
Oh, stupid young in Long Beach.
I think it was a baseball.
That was dope.
That was dope, too.
Hey, I need some help with my vlogs from all y'all niggas.
Swipe up, bitch.
You back on your shit?
I'll be back on your birthday.
Oh, and you guys know, I looked at him.
He's been, like, high, like, walking out the gas station,
and camerameners were, like, following them and shit.
You were real famous, brother.
Brother?
You were your puppy guys that were asking them, like, questions, and he was like,
shit, we're doing good.
You know, super famous shit.
Ever since he joined this show,
Could have had a credit card commercial.
What else,
bro,
Kylie Jenner likes his girl's photos on Instagram.
I don't know anything about his girl,
but she got a store?
Callie Jenner likes her photos.
No, that ain't.
What kind of girl is a store?
I'm getting there.
I don't know.
I'm getting there.
The biggest shit.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm getting there.
My home girl,
I posted him last time.
My home girls were like,
I love his girl.
His girl, my bitch.
Like, I fucking love her.
She's amazing.
And I was like,
Oh, you goals.
And I'm like, really?
And then I was like,
I'm gonna lick this foot.
I licked him up.
Motherfucking got like the Hollywood little bullshit
with the dudes with the little cameras like this.
The one, Kanye Waysby beating up and shit.
The paparazzi motherfuckers.
And he was like, yeah, you know, we're doing good.
He's puppy gas and shit.
It's all fucking Ferrari.
I'm like, who the fucking Ferrari?
I'm like, shit.
Hey, that's why you walk in the store and be like, man,
there ain't nobody but tiny kids.
All that ball and shit go out the window down.
I'm regularly.
It's fuck.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, man.
They were asking this girl by Kylie Jenner.
I'm like, shit.
kind of fucking gender.
Oh, is that played out to say?
Am I being cliche?
Hell not.
Hell not the fucking billion.
I don't want to say the thing
that everybody else says.
Man,
I don't want to fucking know that.
You bought awareness today.
You don't give a fuck about your co-host.
Cool.
She got a million.
Do you follow his girl?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
She brings us fucking crispy creams every once.
Oh, I noticed that, yeah.
Yeah.
Nobody said fucking thank you.
Except AD.
Y'all I said, I said thank you.
He eats them all.
Yeah.
No.
That's what the only ones says thank you.
The last sign Kiki ate like seven of
Just back to the back, I swear.
Yo, Kiki pulls up with a can of
Dole pineapple juice straight off the
Goia truck and shit, bro.
And one thing about Kiki, he will always tell you,
he'll say, I'm trying to get bigger.
And I'm like, you know, he doesn't.
But that's what he says all the time.
Ask him next time.
And he, I watched his nigga eat like seven
fucking donuts in front of yassie, fucking crazy.
Did you find out what happened with the chain situation?
No, I didn't.
You don't even care about your own brother, all.
But I'm like, I would have thought he would have bought it up to me.
He asked me to listen to some songs.
You're on a story.
What you guys?
You want crack it off?
Yeah, we can crack it off.
You do you crack it off, dude.
If we're not married, why would I give a child that carried for nine months your last name?
Why and how?
That's the law.
Because you're a warning.
If we're not married, it's my child and I don't know how to get my child that I carry for nine months.
I do not.
I do not, I can't see it.
A fan sent this in and said this?
No, no, no.
This is something that I've seen on Twitter.
Oh, I'm seeing it.
I don't know.
I'm not.
Do no.
It's all right, bro.
Your third grade education ain't going to work today.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
That's because I'm a Mexican.
No, we love Mexicans.
I love the Mexicans.
This says, she tweeted, if we're not married, it's my child, and I don't have to give my child that I carried for nine months the last name of a man who ain't my husband.
He's just the father, and there is no longer any ties to him.
Even if we're married, I don't need to give him.
Give my kids.
My husband's last name is 2021.
They're obviously arguing.
You stupid sitch.
Wow.
They were obviously arguing.
Who the fuck?
And this is the problem, bro.
Don't you have to be there when your baby's born?
Don't you have to sign a birth certificate?
You don't have to, but.
But if he's not there, I mean, obviously you'd be talking like this, bitch.
I'm going to step over here because I ain't got no kids.
All I'm going to just say, fuck you, bitch.
You better give that fucking kid my motherfucking last name.
You know, no last name, bitch.
Yeah, you know what is your last name?
Money.
Lopez.
I want your name.
last name to be do no you know is your dad George Lopez you know for you know I used to say
that when I was like no but look but that that's weird like like you know that's like I mean shit
look if that football wasn't really around like really just busted another and like never was there
like didn't even like was there through the nine months then cool keep your last name because you
obviously going to do it all alone but if he was there and you're just not fighting I mean I mean
just fighting or not together then bro you could give bro's last name you feel me
Come on, like, see, like, if I have babies,
the baby's going to get my life,
because I'm the only one that can keep the generation going
since I have all sisters.
You didn't loss them.
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about?
I'm not.
See, he just said,
generation and sisters.
That makes sense, why?
It doesn't make sense.
There's not enough Lopez is in America, right?
He needs some Lopez's in this bitch.
You need most Lopez.
I'm the only one.
He got to keep the generation going.
They're trying to build a wall.
What the, okay.
Bro.
Wow.
They're not.
Wow.
But see, he can't come on black-no jumper.
You got to fucking get him.
You don't fucking let no...
How are you going to let them out of that wall?
Look, you know what they're supposed to.
Get all that out of the house.
Let's do this shit.
Listen, watch this.
Watch this.
How are you going to let them do this on your fucking shows?
Fuck that wall because we'll fucking dig a fucking tunnel.
And if they fucking do the tunnel, we'll fly.
Bitch.
Tunnel gang.
How are you going to fly?
All the drugs you motherfuckers do.
We bring that shit here.
All those drugs you do, those are better than Duno's asshole.
What, no.
No.
They haven't been in my buttocks.
But just know my people bring the shit.
Ooh.
You might not want to say that.
What do you mean?
You're people in a very general sense.
Have y'all ever did go, though?
Hell yeah.
I ain't know.
You did her.
You did her.
Hell yeah.
I still do that.
I'm all right now.
About the last name, though?
About the last name.
My girl did some tricky shit, and she, so Parker and Grand Mason, my girl snuck her name in there.
So she's technically Parker and Nersesey and Grand Mason.
You let her get that off, bro.
I love you, Lennon, but damn.
Bad sitch.
But see.
But see, but see.
In America, though, for the last thing that matters, is the first, like, you know, it's like the, in Mexico, both last name matter.
I didn't know that.
For everybody?
For everybody.
So let's say, like, I don't know your fucking name.
Armand.
Let's just say your name is
Andre Davidson.
Let's just say it's Jackson.
I wouldn't know I know Jackson.
Give me your name.
I'm trying to be racist right now.
I'm trying to think of real black names.
Call me Tyrone.
Go ahead.
Jackson.
Jackson.
You're trying to be racist.
Jackson, Water Malone, Tyrone.
Post-Tiron.
Jackson Water Malone.
But yeah, let's just say,
in Mexico,
they would call you all by Jackson,
Water Malone, Tyrone.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, that's what they were.
What I do?
That's a fucked up name right there.
Water Malone?
Yes, bro.
That ain't bad,
bro.
I know Mexicans
at their last name is
De Los Angeles.
What's bad with that?
Because imagine
your name was
Jackson DeCompton.
Like, right?
Like, Jackson de Watts.
Oh, fuck.
And my name was Jackson to Watts.
I'm about to jump off a cliff
because I can't live like that.
No, but it was motherfuckers in school
named Figaro.
You remember that shit?
Figaro.
Yeah, when you went to school,
I don't know anybody named Figaro.
bro. There's your hood, nigga.
Like, Compton wasn't the worst shit
ever.
Like, you raised.
Bro, ain't nobody named a kid
Rose Grans or Central, nigga.
No.
You don't.
You're Hispanic.
Figaro.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You fit me.
Wow.
You're five me.
He's gangbanging.
Look.
Oh, look, he said,
he said you five me,
get on them.
Ah, come on.
He don't know nothing about that shit.
Where you're you from up north,
right?
He's from up north, you know,
no, no.
No, I told him.
He lost a two.
Predominantly white.
For sure.
The New Hampshire?
Yeah, we're predominantly white.
When was the first time you seen a black person?
My dad got a story about that.
What is the first time you seen a black person?
And what did you say?
When I was a little kid, I went to a fucking baseball game with him, apparently, when I was
like four or five or whatever.
And there was a team from Massachusetts that was like all black kids.
And I hadn't really seen black kids that much yet.
And so I said to my dad, like, dad, like, why are they?
They saw brown.
Wow.
It might have been why other friends
all dirty, I want to be honest.
You want some super like,
my dad always reminds me about that.
What was the conversations
about black people in your house?
Ooh, that's a good one.
My parents are woke as fuck,
so it was all positive things for sure.
I'm about to say,
Grandpa Adam,
you got one coming from me.
He got shy to,
what was the conversations going on?
You know what's crazy?
You know what's crazy?
One of my fucking counselors
in high school,
her family is from like,
Kentucky fucking Louisville.
And her grandma was like super like,
racist.
Like super like,
why are you helping those brown kids?
Like,
and she was like,
I don't get,
like her whole family was,
you know,
fucking Louisville,
don't mean.
I mean,
I never had white friends.
I never had a one white friend.
You know what?
Yeah,
you're full of shit.
See,
I got,
I got white family members and shit too.
He's white.
I never had like a wife growing up though.
That's like my long lost brother right there.
He came and adopted a nigga
like 10, 10,
11 years.
That's growing up.
Oh, yeah, 10, yeah.
Yeah, like a long time.
Bro, he brings turkey burgers every fucking Wednesday now.
You are graduated high school?
No white friends.
You love our culture.
I like that about you.
I have, bro, I love our people.
I have white family that live in Mesa.
I used to go out there every summer and it was like weird.
It was different.
Where's a Mesa?
No, Mesa, that's what's called.
Mesa, Arizona.
Because you can literally like go, we'll go places and motherfuckers just be staring at you.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, we adopted or something like that.
That shit was fucking crazy.
So what you're doing, nibber?
I'm gonna give your kid the last name.
That's gonna be on a milk carton.
Allegedly, I'm sorry.
What you got doing?
I'm sorry.
Where are we at next, baby?
No, I'm not fucking reading no more.
No, no, no.
There's more details in that same blurb right there about more.
Oh, no, no, no, the female parking spots.
See, I can't even say that.
The fifth word, the Chinese of the what?
Which one?
Nigel, I don't know that.
Hangzo, nigga.
Go ahead and read it.
The Chinese of the, the...
How do I say that word?
Stupido!
How do I say that word?
How do I say that word?
You ain't got to get it right.
Hang Zaw.
I'm going to say Hang Zoh.
I'm going to beckxonle.
Backlust for creating special women's only parking spaces that are 50% water than other
spaces available.
And it says a Chinese city has created that shit.
The spots are bigger.
How do you feel about that, T.
Real?
First off, the Chinese are doing a whole bunch of shit.
Before we get on that, they're cutting off a gang and shit that you can't do over there.
Is that true, though?
Like, all the...
I want to know how true that is.
Google, Snapchat.
T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T.
Yeah, porn is over.
It's over for you.
Porn, horn.
Point is over for Adam.
It's crazy.
Like, for real, though, like, all of those things.
I've seen the list, but it was, like, too unbelievable to, like, be like, no, that's real.
You're unbelievable.
What is that?
Sorry.
I don't know.
It was rocking out of all.
I mean, I heard MIFS was this random white boy shit.
They really do that shit.
Yeah, I learned that song in the discotheque.
It's like, ugh.
All right, read that shit again because I forgot.
That was crazy.
That's crazy.
A Chinese city has created women's only parking spots that are larger than normal spots
and outline in pink, calling it human measure.
The women-only parking spots in China were designed to be better served, female drivers,
and protect their safety.
That's fucking great because women drivers are fucking horrible, y'all.
Scratch my rims.
You scratch the door.
You're trying to turn in the fucking, like, y'all just fucking shit.
Sorry, Camper, I love you.
That is a great fucking idea.
That is great, dog.
That's a great fucking idea, especially for baby
mommas and shit that trying to drive your car, you know what I'm saying?
So the bitches can see him in your whip.
All the baby mamas drive our cars.
Yeah.
All the baby mamas.
Oh, the baby mommas.
I don't know.
I mean, if this was two things, you would have been mad at me for doing some shit like that.
He caught that nigga out.
He would.
He got mad at me because we were talking about the club.
And I started singing the song and he was just like,
dude, we can't do it.
And I was like, fuck, boy.
I'm big on line on that.
Hey, no, no.
Hey, he playing poker on your shit.
Hey, but real shit, though.
I'm a co-host.
I was thinking about this shit, too.
I'm just like, Duno, you chill.
You're a knick start.
You bruss out into a fucking musical during the podcast.
I'm always trying to keep the conversation a little bit more focused.
And a lot of times with people like, you on the podcast, it's a lot more like, oh, let's just do some crazy shit.
What the fuck?
Who cares?
Well, you hired a 21 Mexican with ADSZ, so fuck you.
And I try to be understanding about that.
What's it?
I said ADHD, fool.
Oh, my.
He said he was a Dijis.
What the hell is a Dijis, care?
Afrodisiac.
You know what that is?
Yeah, he's trying to read that next line.
It looked crazy, too.
An Afro-Di-jiac is the fucking rhino.
I said, wait, what the for?
I read that shit.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Adam, you read that one.
That's what shit you do.
Adam, you read the shit.
I don't have a sex doll yet.
He don't want to read that.
I love to get one, though.
Mecks.
You want to read that.
me to read it?
Read that.
Read that.
Bodybuilder Yuri Tolo Choco.
Who wed two sex dolls
is now open to dating humans.
Bodybuilder who infamously married
his sex doll Margo in November
after dating her for eight months
says that he is now open to dating a human
on one condition.
They like his silicone soulmate as well.
Oh, so we want to be having threesomes
with the dog.
This is the cat's though.
Oh, my God.
He's beautiful.
He's beautiful.
How's he Japanese?
He's obviously a white guy who moved to Japan
because he's a fucking sex freak.
I don't know.
His name is Yoko Tokochuku.
He's probably like a Russian or something.
He got hair on his tracks.
He's got a lot.
His sex dog, she's kind of hot, though.
His taco meat is on another level.
This dude's hairy as a motherfucker.
That was the only motherfucker on the...
Oh, hey.
Hey, look...
Hey, can she go to your section?
Wow.
Yeah, and just stand right there?
Yeah, she could be in the section?
The whole reason...
Wow, he's a guy out of her, but not
to us.
Bro, he has a section for the sole purpose of some pussy.
Apprying more sex dolls.
I'm not going to fuck you out.
Fuck the sex, dog.
O.T.
jesus said y'all can't come.
He said probably next Friday.
O.T. said, no, y'all.
Y'all can't come because y'all can't say that while like.
Yeah.
I can't come to the studio, bro.
You know what we should do?
You know what we should do?
And you know what we should do.
Next Sunday party just show up.
And just walking.
You're not going to kick it out the second.
They ain't going to let you win.
Promise.
Promise.
They're going to say.
Adi, AD got something like, hey, hey, my nigga.
You look 21 with eczema.
They ain't going to let you in.
You would leave him outside the club.
You wouldn't even bother to let him in.
He would.
He would.
That's a piece of shit for.
I see you, bro.
Duce is Duno.
I don't give a fuck.
We're going to bring Kylie Tetted to our section.
I'm going to pop bottles.
He's going to walk right past you with Kylie Jenner.
Hey, Duno, bro.
This is a different level.
We got this TV deal right now.
He can't walk that fast.
She don't trust people with eczema.
You know what I'm saying?
Exima.
Somebody leave her out.
She said me and Kylie Jenner
like the same man, she's fucking me.
She's going over you.
She don't give a goddamn about your age.
Bro, if Kylie Jenner knew my video
she's going to say, wait a minute.
You're 21 and I'm 21?
Come on, Duno.
Fuck out of here.
Because everybody else's.
She's going to give you an Arby's gift card
and tell you to kick rocks, nigga.
Man, Arby's.
Man, if Kylie Jenner made me, she'll invest in me.
I believe that.
I believe that as well.
I wouldn't invest in you.
We could have been in this.
Kylie Jenner needs some Mexican friends.
I'm pretty sure she got some.
Yeah, she got Stas.
She really a nice young lady.
Stoss is white, bro.
She might be a little bit,
might be like 12% Mexican, you don't think?
She looks very exotic.
We'll see the next question.
Stop is very final, she's very beautiful.
Hey, go back up, Josh.
Because this is the thing that this was the whole story of the shit.
He admitted to cheating on a sex doll
with supermarket chicken while she was getting repaired over Christmas.
That's worse than Yuri with the orange for sure.
Wait a minute.
What the fuck did he do to this?
this doll to get fucking repaired, bro.
Me and Yuri can never be friends.
You can't fuck with a homie who fucks an orange?
He only fuck the orange, bro.
He's over for you, dog.
He has a great soul.
He made love to the orange for the record.
Did he ever watch America?
Did he play music?
I wonder if he played Archie.
He was playing Archie for sure.
And I know just watch your love.
And I know just watch your name.
He was spinning the bitch.
You think it was a cutie or you think it was like a full-size orange?
cutie.
Oh, you're a cutie.
Wow.
Yeah.
Oh, come on.
Hey, yo.
I'll take that one, though.
Pause.
Take it on the chin.
Pause.
No, pause.
He said take it on the chin.
It's over for you.
What's a tenderoni?
A tenderoni?
I just couldn't remember.
This should have just...
I figured you'd be able to tell me.
To tendorone.
Drink y'all look crux, nigger.
To the tenderonies all over the world.
A tenderoni.
It's like a loving man, right?
Get your shit going, man.
Like a player.
You the news.
No, this
was done by somebody like you.
Yeah.
Would you fuck it?
I'm going to ask you this.
Would you fuck some supermarket chicken?
If it was like all bad?
Come on top of your shit.
No, fool?
Like, I've never walked in the fucking market.
It was like, oh, I'm going to fuck the shit out of that chicken.
Like, no, fool.
No.
Yo, but.
Like, it's not.
If you were trapped in the grocery store overnight and you had to fuck one thing,
one food, what do you think you would go with?
Probably a kilbasa.
That's a good one of the crevasa.
Put it in the rear end.
just an idea
I'll go to Hawaiian rolls
Ooh now that's hot
Hawaiian rolls
He just said if you was trapped in
If you was trapped in a grocery store
And you had to fuck any item in there
What would you fuck?
I said the Hawaiian rolls
A bag of Hot Cheetos
What?
They got no texture
They're too crunchy
I'm mixing
Your shit gonna burn
What is wrong with you
Hachito?
Give me one of them
Rouse red velvet cakes
Mmm
That's hot
What about you, Blanam?
I was thinking of Pop Tart
They got all that gooey shit on the center.
Pop-Tart.
It's a little rough when you get in there.
Any flavor, man.
I'm going to be in there.
Taking care of business.
What flavor of Pop-Tart, though?
All of the above.
I don't know.
Whatever.
Shit is wild.
Hopefully the brown sugar one.
Definitely we're going to do that.
The black of the pop-tart, the sweet of the juice.
You ever fuck the black girl?
Hell you?
Hell yeah.
That before I was engaged.
Why he looked down like in a hell.
You got a little ghetto on there.
I ain't going to lie.
Adam, I ain't going to lie.
I'm going to keep it a button.
I ain't never fucked the black girl before.
You're racist.
You ain't never fucked a black girl.
That's why I came out here to kick him a chalk, duh.
Now I got to take you to the club.
Yeah, take my nigga to the, get my nigga some pussy.
Hey, my name.
Yeah, my name is some pussy.
He's a brother.
No, no, Adam's a pussy.
Adam's a pussy, man.
Adam's a brother with you.
Hey, I thought the black girl who worked for Warren Moon.
Who was Warren Moon?
A football player.
The football player,
pun laughing.
She told me, man,
she had interesting stories
about Warren Moon.
I don't know who cares this.
Shoot him a Google.
He's worth a Google, man.
Shoot him a Google.
Pull up on Warren Moogh.
Hey,
put up.
Is it going to be suggested?
Warren Muggle?
Warren Mood?
Warren Moon?
We might be the same age.
These niggas don't know.
Oh, football quarterback.
Yeah, don't get distracted
with Warren G or none.
Warren Mood.
No, Warren G wouldn't do that.
Fool.
Warren G wouldn't have employed?
The boy, nigga?
Did she have ass or she didn't have no ass?
Stupid ass.
Stupid ass?
Hello?
Wow, he's doing that.
Wow.
Wow.
You're all set?
Oh, yeah, they finish his car.
Okay, I'm going to set my guy out right now.
Yo, can you go get the car keys from homie?
Thank you.
Look at that flex right there.
You was breaking all the podcast rules.
I'm flexing that I've got my car wash.
I wish you gave us this much a lead way when we co-host.
Wow.
How dare you?
I'm out here, bro
I'm out here.
I'm helping y'all.
I'm showing you you can get your car washed
while you do a podcast.
That's lit.
That's a flex, though.
No, because you did some shit like that.
You got a grill done.
You got a grill on here?
I said he had to go pee.
I said, I had to get my grill done.
If you get a grill, you're going to be a full-time rumor.
No.
You're never going to be able to escape.
I'm only getting the fangs.
Oh, but how you put a grill over some fake teeth?
There you go, man.
I've already.
What you're?
Shares.
Oh!
Shot to the club!
I've already tried them on.
They're nice.
I'm waiting with the diamonds to get on here.
Got him.
Only the fangs, though.
You should have got the outline points.
That's what I got.
But the fangs is the only ones with the diamonds on in there.
You get what I'm saying?
That's all.
That's all.
I got to still smile.
It's not made no sense to get fake teeth.
It's going to see the white.
It's going to give you 10 points.
That's what I'm saying.
It's going to get you 10 points in the club.
That means.
170.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm a joint.
And I got this new little meal shit
I'm about to do.
I'm going to let y'all know later
when I just start dropping pounds, you feel me?
Are you a joint?
I'm a joint for the show.
I'm a joint.
I'm a joint.
You can't be a unk and a joint.
You can't be an unk and a joint, right, pun?
You can be an unk and a joint.
What do you consider of yourself?
I'm out the game.
You call you a more unc, realistically.
Are you a hunk or an unk?
Bro.
You got to accept that a certain.
You can't be in your 30s and be a joint.
That's just my opinion.
You can be a joint.
You could be a joint.
He could be a joint.
Yeah, but he looks a little like, you know.
He got the preem on and shit, so he could be a joint.
Bro, look at this exclusive hat.
From where?
I can't tell you my.
I can't tell you my source.
You can't even flex your source?
I don't know.
You barbecue.
I'm going to put it to call it.
Y'all niggas be barbecuing for y'all girls and shit, your family?
He's single.
He's single.
He's single.
Throw it out there.
He's fucking horrid all summer.
Yes.
Eating ass.
Yes.
The ass bandit.
The booty goon.
The booty go.
Y'all niggas.
I haven't.
I'm still a little boy.
It's been a while about you.
I'm still a little boy.
How do you eat like go to the ass?
Like you just knew you ate ass.
You need a bib.
You need a bib.
That's crazy.
Y'all niggis crazy.
I don't know.
Has this nigg is something there.
Because I'm intrigued now.
About eating ass?
No, I'm talking about, oh, what the fuck?
You probably did a gang of shit.
I really love Trisha Pattis, like me and my girl.
We used to watch her YouTube's eating shit.
Like, I used to love her.
She really ate shit?
Oh, Trisha Pettis.
Yeah, Trisha Pettis.
I caught her Pettis.
Oh, no, I think he meant eating shit.
Like it doesn't hurt.
Whatever.
Not actual shit.
And you actually did some shit with her.
That's crazy.
I snacked that.
How was that?
That was a beautiful thing, man.
Got it in?
That's the coldest flex,
I did.
I didn't pay for her.
You gotta tell us about it
because I want to know
I was just straight smacking, you know
I'll send you to redigling
What was your girl doing while you're smacking?
Getting smacked as well
By me
My dick was going in and out
She's married now
though so she's about to get married
So I don't know if I want to go
That's the coldest legs bro
This thing called
Get to just do porn
Bro and your girls
Trisha paddock
That's some white shit
I don't know
In our in our culture
We can't do that shit
They do
You just don't follow them
The live ones
We cannot do that shit
You don't like it seemed like
You're man
If I'm pulled up
right now, you'd be like, man, T.rell Dupoom.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not fucking with that nigga.
I'm still talking about Brian Puber. He's been dead for years.
He ain't dead.
Wow, whatever.
You just did a video on him.
Yeah, so I could make a video about a dead guy.
Did anybody in his team, like, reach out to you
about that shit? You really think you got a team?
No.
Of doctors?
Of mental health professionals?
Who do you think is on the BP team?
If he had a team, that shit would have popped.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
You know, are we eating on the stream?
Man, that nigga might have, he should have got arrested.
Let's go.
Share with all of stuff, man.
Man, that need you should walk through the swap meeting and try to get grills.
He should have got arrested a long time ago.
I feel like this would be a stream that I would want to do crystal meth on for the record.
For real, why?
You got the energy.
Because it's a Mexican and two black people?
Yeah.
Wow.
Sure.
We are drug dealers.
Hey, he's flashing back to when he first met him one of us.
Look on them people with the brown stuff on their face.
Oh, my God.
That fucking is gay.
I hate you.
Somebody make a meme with that shit.
Of a baby Adam looking at it.
How did your dad think about this shit now?
Hey, have a,
hey, somebody, because they're going to make a meme with this.
Make a meme of a little Adam watching the Million Man March.
See what he said.
Oh my God.
My dad was in prison during the Million Man March,
and we both fasted.
You both fasted?
Yeah.
I don't know what the fuck.
I made it until like 5 p.m.
I'm going to be real with you.
How old were you?
Like 11.
Oh, that ain't that bad, damn.
I'm thinking of like a 4-year-old.
You can't have McNuggets no more.
Well, my dad was in prison with all these black dudes,
so he's getting fucking mad woken there,
and he finds out that he's got to starve himself
for the million men March, so, you know.
Man, shout out of it.
I was on board with it.
Shout out of Phil.
Yeah.
Shout out of Phil, man.
Dirty Phil.
What do you do?
He robbed some shit?
Nah, he sprayed the block up.
He did.
Yeah.
Phil spray the block, bitch, you know what I'm saying?
Phil Grand Mason.
That's bad.
Jerry just, Jerry just spray the fucking block.
Actually, it was white-collar crime.
I'll be right back.
We know Jerry didn't spray the fucking block up
Jerry was spraying their fishing pool
We for sure know Jerry didn't do that shit
Oh God
All right
Let's get into this one
You read that one on T-Grip
No we're gonna say that for that nigga
That's his homie
That's his homie
The last one?
No, no, number four
Memphis police says
Man spent his 20th birthday
Breaking into the least
Nine gas stations with two other men
That's a way to go out for your birthday
No it ain't
That's a way to go to jail
I'm not breaking into gas
Well how much money you're gonna get
I don't know
But on your birthday nine
What are y'all doing, dog
I was starting since the morning
I was clocked in
If you feel like
If you feel like you gotta rob some shit
Like
Why that gas station
But why your birthday
That's what I'm thinking
Yeah on your birthday
That's crazy
Your 20th birthday
You want to rob
And it says
At one gas station
They were able to get 11
bands that
11 bands of the gas station that's good
hey man he on this poker game
7,500 worth the lottery tickets
we should transfer this poker game
to our shit real quick get this money
how much is in there
you see
man this nigga ain't one shit yeah
I'm gonna say sign into the chase
account because he's negative
I don't bring me some booty pirates
you're concentrating
oh hey
you know breaking no fucking nine gas station
you're all the stupid as head
most I'm gonna get out of
gas stations some chips of the soda and walk out
that bitch. I ain't going to lie. I had a sandwich
a two from the gas station every once in a while.
Just walk out? Just walk out. Just walk out, man. It was a
shout out to the, I know y'all could have called
the police sodas, but on sloths and figure out. We used to go in there.
All the time, we used to go in there a gang of us and just take
a gang and shit and walk out.
I know, like, they saved our life.
We used to do that shit at the hood store, though.
Just just take a wine or two.
Little chips or something like that she's and still for mom and pop stories it wasn't your people
It's still mom and pop stores I didn't I wasn't worried about that back then
Should have they know they had mom and pop put they shit in the hood and we felt like it was ours that was bad back then
Oh my God what what I'm a pop store stealing shit
Man you started my mom and pop store before
I imagine the nigga stealing from you right now you be hot that was different
Damn it's different now I know I know they you ever caught somebody stealing from your own
story? Hell yeah.
A nigger, though?
A nigger, nah.
I'm about saying.
Girls still the most.
I ain't even gonna lie to y'all.
Girls still more than guys.
I couldn't fucking believe it.
If I show y'all this camera footage of girls stealing in the dressing rooms, it'd be ridiculous.
Just even walking out in broad day, like just, why is shit just going on?
Like, they're just stealing them, trying to walk out.
It's crazy.
You want to know the best thing about your spot?
Last Kings has a Poked stop.
A what?
Pokemock.
go.
There's the last king's Poked stop.
You fucking lie.
On God.
On hood.
We should kill it.
They're wrong.
Bad, motherfucker.
You can't touch my booty?
Hey, we should spray it.
We should spray the block up.
The Poked stop.
Hey, you know, we just transfer funds from your,
from your poker shit.
Motherfuckers.
I was trying to get in the chase account.
He was trying to see.
That it weren't.
Good luck.
Good luck.
He got that old ass computer.
That's that James Bond computer.
I found out what a blumpkin was yesterday
You get one yet
No you're single
You're single you get one
I do
For where you're taking the shit
They should give me your head
Yep
Bro you're really into porn bro
No for they said it Harold and Kumar
No
Watch fucking movies dog
What's he
You said Kumar
Who's Kumar
They said it in Kumar
They say it in Kumar
They say it in Kumar
Harold and Kumar
First of all
When I'm taking the shit
I don't want to be
Don't even look at me
I want to be far away
And all that
Now you're single
Girl swimming AD's DMs
If you're down to do a blomkin
And also let them know
much money you're going to require for your service
no no no you're not paying for the
blumpkin no oh get real
it's just expensive it's expensive
how you pay for a blanket hell yeah
every day taking a shit and getting
here I'll usually stop by the 7-11
find a crackage offer some money
for a blumpkin
that's a cold one with some
no tea that's a dirty bitch that's the best con
y'all ever pay for pussy
oh yeah
like what's the first question you pay for pussy
AD makes a habit out of this
his favorite thing to do, honestly.
Went in there and said how much
how much is the pussy.
No, I ain't did that.
Cop of Blumpkin, dog.
I ain't did that.
Have you guys gone on a T.J.?
Nah, nigga, those you fucking ignoring the question.
Listen, no, no.
Just say yes, nigger.
I've gone to go kick it.
I've never.
You didn't go to kick it.
I've never.
You went to a little T.J.
And said how much for your services.
No, no, no.
Say yes.
I cross the border.
To you want to cross the border.
Okay.
The homie.
Look at the homie.
You like this.
Hey, look, I crossed the barter.
The homie is...
How much?
What a lot?
We're not going to say
what the homie does,
but shout out the homie.
Fuck the homie.
No, no, not fuck the homie.
He's a coyote?
No, no.
He's...
He's the C-word?
And I told him,
we can't talk about this on the podcast.
Shout out of the homies.
See?
He don't want to say it either.
You know what C-word I'm talking about him.
And don't say it's a coyote.
Well, shit.
What's up, homie?
Because I'll go with you too
because I know you're paying for everybody.
Yeah, I could come.
Shout out the homie.
We went over there, man.
We said, me and all the homies had a blast.
We lived like,
I didn't pay for it.
You should have.
That was at the homies house already.
Why do you think you're so special?
Why can you support the local economy?
I walked in, the homie said.
The homie said,
the homie said,
are you paid for already?
You won't, you want credit?
How long I got it for six hours?
Shit, the homie said.
You pay for some pussy?
The hummy said, whatever you want.
Never?
I said he paid for the pussy.
No, I've never, I've never made a transaction like a prostitute or something like that.
But I'll be like, you cash up the bitch?
No, yo, for sure.
Cashed up all the time.
I will sit there and meet a bitch and try to flex real quick.
Like, bitch, you want to go to work today?
You want to chill with me?
Here, take this.
Oh, we talked about that.
Yeah, you feel me?
If I'm paying for pussy, I'm trying to get in and out.
That's just me.
That's in and out, though.
If you make a transaction, it's different.
You're paying girls to go get you some in and out, though.
That's fly, though.
That's a flex.
He set him up for that joke.
That's good.
Set your ass up.
That was a good one.
I like in and out, though.
Yeah.
You're just trying to get in and out.
You've made that perfectly clear.
What you think then?
In and out or fucking Shake-Shack?
I only had Shake-Shack once.
I don't feel comfortable judging it like that.
By it in and out like a thousand times.
And you fucking in and out?
Yeah, I love it.
Could people claim our five guys?
Because I don't fuck a five guys like that.
Paws, but I fuck with five guys.
That's another good one.
You're fucking guys.
You've been on a row for two days, bro.
As long as Brian Pumper is one of them.
Oh.
Oh, he really looking for Brian Bumper.
He really looking for Brian Bumper.
Bro, he's a obsessment.
He made a whole video about Brian Pumper.
If you do a video with Brian Pumper,
y'all probably going to be like super dumb viral.
I don't think I could get Brian Pumper in my girl's guts, though.
That's not worth it.
Even for the views.
I can't let him in.
You would probably kill him.
Mid-fuck, yeah.
Would you, okay, for the right amount of money,
would you let another porn star hit your woman?
I'm trying to avoid that.
I'm just saying, would you, though?
I would prefer not to for sure.
But maybe Duno.
I respectfully don't want to fuck the boss's wife.
Just help me out.
I'm a cook.
Oh, fuck out.
I got to watch the homie.
The homie.
The homie.
The homie.
I'm not fucking the boss's wife.
Why you say the homie?
The hummus.
Tell him about Joe Budden, duh.
Niggin' hey, Joe Biden.
that's truly getting to your brain tiny girl
tiny kid hey it says
Joe Biden plans to extend public education
for four more years says
12 years is not enough
damn that motherfucker went to school for 12 years
no bro but if you think about it bro
if they fucking do that shit
kids ain't gonna really be moving out until
they're like fucking damn there 30 out their
mama's house it's already now like the standard is
what 25 or something like that
people don't fucking leave their parents house
and our parents and our grandparents
before that motherfuckers was leaving
in the house at 16, 17 and shit
like that they didn't have no choice and stuff.
You feel me? I feel like it's just a setup for the education
system. They need to get paid more
because right now
kids are bright, they're getting
a little bit more brighter, you know what I'm saying? They don't need
the college. You know what I'm saying?
They're becoming entrepreneurs right out of high
school or before high school. Who?
You know what I'm saying? Are they? Yeah, for sure.
The nigger that got the, they review the toys?
That's the only nigger. Ryan?
Ryan. You got them. You got the, right?
Ryan's a motherfucker.
That motherfucker got a
Joe C-Ward bitch
You know what I'm saying
Joe C-Way ain't gonna fuck
Don't call it
Don't call it
I didn't say that
I didn't say that
I didn't say that
I love Jojo C-W
bro my daughter
used to sing her shit
all fucking day
I heard boomerang like
7 million times
What happened
that she don't fuck with it anymore
Who?
Your daughter?
Nah
She grew up off that shit
What the fuck is
four more years
of high school
gonna do for you
I was ready to go
I don't give a fuck what they say
I'm gonna hit a nigga
with a boomerang
That was my remix for this
How many nigs you know
graduated from high school
Like all your homies graduated from high school
I graduated from high school
Did you?
Probably not all of them
Nah, hell no
No, bro
But shit
Two out of ten
Two out of ten
Did you?
I graduated from high school
What about you doing?
No
Your son?
It's proud of you, bro.
I did it for my mom
though
It wasn't just like
You know why I did it
Because I was on probation
I feel like if I wasn't on probation
I still would have been
fucking around
And probably wouldn't end
Like I 18
I would have been like
Mom you can't really
Tell me what a dude
I'm just
Pay what I got to think around
But I was like
But I was like shit
I'm not trying to be back in the hall
I was back and forward, you feel me?
I'm saying.
I graduated.
See, I didn't go to a high school
that you can, like, ditch.
They had, like, big-ass fucking walls
and shit like that.
You couldn't leave it.
You were in Camp Kirby?
If you're from LA, you know what I'm talking about.
You're in prison.
I went to King Drew, bro.
For one, you wouldn't even want to ditch
because it was so many women that went there.
It was like my fucking freshman year, bro,
it would be like 30 girls in the classroom
and maybe like,
guys like all the fucking time.
You know where where bitches was at?
Summer school.
I went to Hamilton
Summer School. I went to Hamilton
Summer School.
I was the only nigga in the class.
I couldn't believe. You know what's crazy?
You know what's crazy that I went to Palisites
for two days. Hose.
Palisades, hoes.
I don't want to fuck a girl who isn't summer school
though because that's just like you're stupid.
Like, you know, you should have finished school.
That means you're stupid.
I am.
What do you mean?
You're right here with me.
I ain't going to call her stupid.
But some motherfuckers
She's dumb.
Some parents didn't have nobody to watch their kids.
I'm glad I went to like white schools for like one or two years
because shit, I met some fine rushing bitches.
Really?
What did you do on summer vacation, Adam?
I don't know.
Play video games.
Go outside.
Toss the ball around, you know.
Toss the big skin.
He used to go to the river.
Stretch it out in front of his homies.
Stretch it out.
And show the homies.
The homies, sir.
You know what's crazy?
And this, I ain't even trying to be funny.
I could have graduated high school earlier
because King Drew, you have to have an extra year of science and math.
I fell Spanish, my nigga, for like a whole year, bro.
And I had to get, right before to graduate,
I had to get two Spanish classes back to back to fucking graduate.
Wow.
But when they say you Spanish, you know, because we listen to y'all.
So we go to Spanish class, they're like, no, that's not right.
That's not right.
That's slang.
All they're saying is like, puta and shit like that.
Yeah, y'all just talking shit.
My favorite one, payasa.
Paiasso.
What's that mean?
Clown.
Paiasa.
What's hot?
And I like to say, Tortuga.
Turtle?
What's that?
As a Pokemon?
Turtle.
I like you think of as a tortoise.
Tortuga.
Portuguese.
Spanish has a real quick.
Any more words?
Y'all want to know how to say Spanish?
Hey, but look, this was the catch, though.
I told my mom, I said, man, my Spanish teacher don't like me.
She wasn't Spanish either.
She was a white bitch.
You feel me?
I said, she do not like me.
My mama say, my mom was a,
No, she's not going to pick on you and stuff like that.
I said, take me out of her class.
Took me out of her class.
I get to fucking be immediately.
Wow, so it was a white lady trying to teach you my culture
and she didn't like you?
You should have taught me Spanish.
Man, fuck that bitch, racist ass, bitch.
That's right, Duno.
Yeah.
Yeah.
None of my Mexican homies want to teach me Spanish, by the way.
I tried to do lingo before.
And I only lasted like...
What's Lingo?
I was like, though, with a gang of Mexicans from Hoover.
Lingo bingo.
Mungo.
Mung fucking was like, yeah, could.
They were from 7-4.
They was Mexican, Mexican, too.
Like, their dad don't speak English, their mom.
And they was like, yeah, cugrew, what a deal.
And I was like, shit, what's that?
It's either 18th Street or Hoover, nigga, you know, 7-4.
I like the idea of just getting to say the word,
groovy a lot.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, shit.
That's like, that's a M.
You feel me?
You don't say that shit in Compton?
Well, I'm not saying it.
What's wrong?
I think it's cool.
Yeah, that's cool.
Please don't say that shit.
Go ahead.
Please don't say that shit
Please don't say that shit over here
I asked AD about a term
That somebody was using
Negatively for a gang one time
Did I start to say it on here?
And you were like, no, no, no, no,
Like before I could get it out of my mouth.
Pause.
What word?
I'm not going to say.
Something negative for somebody's neighborhood.
What a neighborhood?
I started to say it like innocently
Like a child just wondering like,
What was that?
And he's like, no.
Yeah, bro.
If you said that, I'll have a lot of explanations to do.
What gang was it?
I think it was one of your enemies goes.
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry for not disrespect.
Next topic.
Next topic.
They'll come in here and get you.
They'll find this.
This is one that Duno can relate to.
A bride plan on feeding 200 guests, one chicken nugget a piece at her wedding.
Gritty-gritty-ass bitch.
I'm going to get some booty.
The bitch is fucking greedy.
200 people.
I'm going to get some booty part.
One chicken nugget a piece, bro.
Got gotta be fucking fake.
That ain't fake,
well, no, it's a chicken tender.
That's still bad.
A chicken nugget on a chicken tender.
It's terrible, but still.
If I go to somebody's wedding,
you only get one piece of,
you'll get a chicken nugget into water, bro.
What the fuck is that?
200 people,
why would you invite 200 people
if you're going to give him one nugget?
I feel like if I'm feeding people at my wedding anyway,
it's just fucking crazy.
A 10 piece would have been cool,
but.
Do you know for 10 pieces,
fire.
For the record,
Dunal got up,
went, got some famous Amis,
and now he's back,
and he's going to eat it into the mic.
He went
He went got some power movies
Hey man, worry about your fucking podcast
These are you
Fuck you
Yeah
Poker playing
That's motherfucking
That's where people say
Yeah
If you're having a conversation
And you start playing poker
In front of her
My mom can smack the shit
I have a problem
You know what?
I have a problem with
Like I like watching shit
While eating
And my mom
Me too
I bet you do
My mom is mad
It's mad
My mom be like
Little corner
A half of your lip
Dude don't go clean your fucking
your fucking room.
Shut up, you're just mad.
You can't do that because the watermelon juice be spitting on her with the fucking computer
and shit.
But look, but look.
He just went there.
No!
I'm gonna go there.
Oh my god.
He can go there.
I like that.
I like that shit.
Yeah, my mom hate that shit because I'd be like, and then she'd be chipper and I'll
be like, oh, I'll see you now, you're always out in the night.
You know, she's talking sitting.
I'll be like, fool, I'm just trying to watch some thing.
Why he'd eat.
You call your mom, fool.
That's lit.
No, no, it's just, it's like, fool.
Hey, fool.
You call your mom a fool?
My bad, if what you are about me.
Nigger, chew your food.
A girl.
I heard A.D.
It's our fucking podcast.
I heard AD calling his ex and N-word on the phone.
That's why I knew it was over.
You were screaming?
You were like, you were mad.
I was not screaming.
You were saying that.
I'm like, oh, man, when he stops calling that bitch
and starts calling to that, that's when the love is gone.
Nah.
Yeah, when you call that bitch, you have to really feel some type of way.
Hey, but you know, he didn't see me mad a couple of times.
Like, steaming mad in his mother.
the fuck at your girl
nah no no no
I'm coming out of his ears
I don't like honestly bro
you're Adam's about the fight
yeah I was gonna fight him before for sure
yeah
oh we're gonna win
we need to put you on paper review
do tell
we'll put you all
hey no he's over there squitting his eyes
nah
I ain't had no problem with Adam
he told me straight up he said
you can basically do anything here
except fight me and you're good
I said all right that's a deal
that's cool
that's a long leash
pause
shit
What?
What's the analogy about that long leash?
I mean, not like a Brian Puppert leash.
No, the leash is like, you know,
you keep somebody on a short leash or a long leash.
Meaning, like, how much freedom they're giving you.
Oh, I got to get in a know.
I feel like I'm explaining something
that probably shouldn't be explained.
No.
Your people would put us in leashes.
Oh, my God.
My sisteries.
We're taking in there.
All right.
Here we go.
Yeah, man.
He was talking about leashes.
They just felt comfortable by all that home, dog.
No, the white man is on the show.
I'm going to smoke my cigarette.
Smoke your biggeret.
Biggeret, right?
Sorry.
Come on, what we got, man?
What you got, Duno?
I'm eating, dog.
You read that shit.
Nah, fuck that shit.
I'm eating, dog.
It's podcast lit.
This ain't no Adam shit.
He'd be serious in the motherfucker.
Hey, did you see some of the comments yesterday?
Saying what?
One of my favorite ones
that said,
Adam's not acting like a geeseer today.
Really?
I was off the edibles.
Where are my edibles?
Eat an edible right now
because you had a lot of jokes.
Where's my backpack?
I got to go with the ring.
I got to touch the ring.
Get the ring.
No, I don't want to open a new pack.
That's display packs.
Pose.
Because you had a house full fried yesterday.
Bro, he should not be edible.
I don't know why he gets on the podcast
all high energy and then he just starts
getting high and just fucking loses it.
That's like me on Fridays.
Yeah, but that's,
stream, not podcast. We have a much lower
standard for that. True. What he said, Mike
Tyson, you know what I'm saying? He said shrooms
improve his mental health.
How do you feel about raining the rings?
Here, he won't. Let me see.
Oh, get cracking. What about you doing?
I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm caught up. Yeah, I'm going to say.
Because if you would have did out, I did it, bro. And I'll
lose his life. He's fucked up.
Edibles? Yeah, I got to drive home.
Yeah, he too. You'll drive somewhere.
No.
Drive somewhere. Straight to armies, bro.
On a bridge. Wow.
I got to talk to Mike Tyson.
about this shit because you don't fuck the strooms huh no so Mike Tyson said that
shrooms helped improve his mental health he says it's an amazing medicine and he
believe is good for the world and I agree duh I just started doing shrooms bro
and I love that shit a lot makes me think a lot makes me analyze myself yeah yeah
you're doing it every day no but I've been doing at least once or twice a week now
interesting yeah thanks thanks to my dealer so you analyze in age or who works in HR
you feel like
micro or like
micro but
you start analyzing
that you needed to be single
oh the mushrooms
got you single
fuck the mushrooms
did it
I didn't think about that
I need to be single
bitch you know what
because you got these
motherfuck of rotten ass
lemons in the refrigerator
I was like
I went to seeing that shit today
bro mold on the fucking lemons
bro I was sick
I was like
I'm a fucking pig
I just shrooms one time when I was 14
When you were 14, why?
Man, Saddam Mohammed Nevik and Muhammad
We did shrimps together and
Yeah, Nevin Muhammad probably gonna go to jail for that shit
But no, fuck you too
He gave mushrooms to a minor
Niggum's gone to
So he has to live in fucking Dubai or what?
No, they were 14 too
We're all kidding this shit
We did this together, we're like
They're the shrooms together
We did shrimps together.
We ain't talking about mushrooms on your pizza
No, true, man
We're talking about shrooms, nigga.
You should have choked each other out.
I enjoyed the shit.
Wow, what the fuck
No, no, no, you don't get what he's saying.
Yeah, sorry.
So, bro, white people do some shit.
Oh, God.
That they fucking, to get high, they choke the shit out of each other.
It just pass out, bro.
You don't understand my culture.
It gives you like a euphoric feeling, right?
Hell yeah.
Hey, what about that myth that white people don't, like, wash up below the waist?
That's not a myth.
That's reality.
Fuck, you don't wash your legs?
Hell no, my legs are naturally clean.
No, they're not.
My fucking God, Josh, you don't walk your legs?
The water drips down.
Oh, this shit is fucking real, y'all.
We have two white people here and say they don't walk below the waist.
First of all, Josh is Jewish.
This is crazy.
Oh, my God, duh.
Do you wash your fucking ankles?
Yeah, me scrimid.
My shower not that big yet.
Am I sorry not that big yet?
So I got to put the leg on top of me shit from me?
Niggin, where are you living?
I live in a regular apartment.
What the phone?
Damn, chill.
My niggas
gonna put his leg out of the shower?
No, not an hour.
God damn, man.
Not out the shower.
Not out of the shower.
My nigga knees.
His ankles dirty over here,
that's fucking crazy.
The soap drips down.
Hey, keep a G.
Because I'm gonna keep a G, bro.
You hate with somebody?
You hate with somebody
got a small-ass toilet, bro?
I'd be hating that shit,
because.
Oh, my, my part.
Like a small toilet.
Like a small toilet.
Like a small toilet.
You're big, girl.
No.
Well, your name tiny,
you fall through the toilet.
You're a toilet.
You've a big.
You ever break a lid?
Yo, you ever break a lid?
I broke a lid before.
Snap that shit right off.
And then you're wiggling around the lid's moving on top of the bowl.
You know what I hate it?
No, no.
Fucking Hawaiian.
But who fucking hell are you at doing that shit, though?
Hey, not, not.
It's that embarrassing this shit.
You got to tell him you, I broke your lid.
Now the worst shit is when you clog it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I live to clog.
You know what I hate that?
You know what I hate.
I hate.
I hate it.
If I ain't a motherfuckers,
I have the flushing button behind you.
Like on top of the shit,
like not on the side,
you know,
like.
That guy got them little ass arms.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
But I hate that shit.
That shit is the motherfucker.
You know,
that mean T.
T. Rell really couldn't grab that
motherfucker.
He just be sitting there and pooping,
man.
I'm just out of your shit.
Y'all abelist.
Abelist.
Abelist.
Abelist.
I just out of your shit
till I get up.
Fuck, it's fucked up.
They were like, hey, can you come help me real quick?
I can't flush, please.
Hey, flush this bitch, man.
I try not to fuck some shit out
because I don't want that to have it, you know.
Hey, Tyrone, keep it a book.
Do you still wash both your hands?
You should beat your ass.
I know.
I'm waiting for it.
It's the honest question.
I ain't steam.
I'm a honest question.
They were like, nah, fuck it.
Not today.
I had to eat my other edible because that feels crazy right there.
Hey, look.
You know what?
I ain't got no time.
Hey, look.
Because on Crip, I'll be like, man, I'm gonna just wash the left hand.
Fuck all that shit.
Damn.
Hey.
Hey, my left hand crazy clean, though.
Nica, OCD with the one.
I'm like, man, fuck all that shit, man.
Get a body.
That's how you washed the one.
Just, just...
Don, man.
Fuck this shit.
You got roasting for them fake teeth now.
now. Oh yeah. Oh my god.
They ain't got a fake arm.
And that's over, man.
Wow.
Let's get back on it.
Let's get back on it.
I got a joke for you.
Who said I had a fake arm?
Adam, it wasn't.
No.
That's cool.
Uh-oh.
I'm offended on his.
He's about to get, he bought to get roasted.
I'm offended by y'all.
You're going to get them later?
Maybe later.
He cool.
When the edibles kick in?
That's the boss.
That was when you thought he didn't like black people won.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then he curved you.
That's Gabe, homie, you know what I'm saying?
I like how.
Yeah, he's coming down from heaven.
He told that.
Gabe coming down from heaven right now.
He told this story about me disrespected it,
and y'all didn't even consider letting me respond,
which I'm cool with because, like, you know, I don't.
Niggin, you're playing poker.
What?
Do you want to respond?
I'm in the building.
No, respond.
No, no, fuck that.
Respond.
You disrespected me, y'all.
No, I mean, that's just, why did you disrespect?
Your number
if you didn't want to follow up with him.
Do you know how many fucking people I met on that block
for those fucking years I was there, bro?
I was a little overwhelmed.
He had a store on the same block as you.
Who you name?
I honestly don't remember this at all,
but it definitely sounds like me.
He says he wasn't memorable.
It's in the DM,
his proof is still there.
It's still there?
I know.
I just put some praise hands on some shit.
I don't even know.
What the fuck I said?
I see it.
We both don't fucking remember.
He's doing bottle flips over here?
Other night.
That one was an accent, I promise.
Bro, I like that you are no jumping now
because you make it easier for me.
He's doing some crazy shit.
He's even more of a class clown.
He makes you look professional.
I got way more professional.
You got your Angela Yee right here.
Yeah.
I want.
Wow.
And I said, yeah.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.
Oh, we got to get them to three.
I want to see that.
No, no, fuck on.
He's going to come in with a note pad full of jokes on me next time.
You know what's crazy?
You know what's crazy?
You know what's crazy?
I won Class Clown 8th year and senior year.
believe that. Wow. I was
fucking the teachers up.
I want some bullshit. I want some bullshit
in high school.
The nick said, I didn't shoot my teachers.
I want some bullshit. What's the worst thing you did to a teacher,
bro? There was some teacher.
I mean, it's like, man, it was fucking then. Like, now I'm
old down and give a fuck, but he was kind of like
a super didn't believe in me type of shit.
His name was Mr. Time, and then we used to like
have rubber bands and make like little gun to shoot each other
out to my fucking. And one time I went like
freeze and he put his hat.
And bro, bro called my PO.
He threatened me.
I want to have the, man, you need to violate his probation.
He needs to go back to Jube.
And I was like, fool, I was fucking clowning.
It was a fucking rubber man.
What's gonna do?
Like, and he was just like not having it, fool.
He was just like, and I was like, damn, it is what it is, Mr. Tom,
and I never went back to his class.
Bro, I remember one time teacher named Miss E.O.G.
miss yoji she got tired of me being cast clown on the time i fucking
i fucking i fucking um classroom and she asked a question and i was the only person to have my
hand raised and she's just like anybody and i got my hand up she's like anybody anybody else
she hated you then she hated me bro i kept raising my hand and she just said the answer and
i didn't even try to do it i just said bitch the whole class everybody's like she was like
you said bitch i said but i didn't try to though i just said like
under my breath when I said it out loud.
Oh, you got Tourette's?
Bitch.
Probably.
I can see you having Tourette's.
Why?
This just seems like your style.
Tarrants is like that?
It would explain a lot.
What?
Like what?
Nothing.
He doesn't fucking tick, asshole.
You don't have tick, bro.
I've met somebody with Tourette's before.
Thank you, bro.
He does have ticks.
No.
No, he doesn't.
Yeah, they're all over his body.
Wow.
Get the fuck.
Wow.
He got two, too, too, now.
Why people jokes?
Yeah, he owns us.
He owns us.
He owns.
I got to come on that shit with you in Housephone.
Uh-oh.
You're going to be your house phone up here?
No.
I mean, his name is Lou Housephone, though.
That's funny, though.
Okay, okay.
No, his name's a little house phone.
No, no black on black, no jumper beef.
We ain't doing this.
No, but we can crack jokes.
His name's a little phone, God.
Little House phone.
Say, again?
Telephone of the La Casa.
Telephone on the Lola Loha Loha Loha.
Telephone?
Everybody say with me?
Telephoneo.
Deppano.
De De De, de, dee, dee, dee, dee, de de de la casa.
La Casa.
La Casa.
Wow, Telephone de la la Casa.
Like, Adam's name is, like Adam is Adam is 22.
A zombie?
A zombie de Zosodagh!
Zombie!
Zombie!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck is that?
You didn't do that shit with your button.
You just, hey!
Hey, hey.
Don't know why we didn't do that shit with us.
Hey, I finally came around.
Bro, that interview was somewhat like super interesting
but awkward at the same time.
Because Joe buddy is just like, yeah, Adam.
So why do you do that?
Yeah.
And Adam was like, yeah.
And he's like, but I didn't ask you that.
Like, true, you did.
That's exactly what you did.
You do porn?
I didn't know.
You for sure know Adam does porn.
Everybody fucking knows Adam does porn.
Right.
But was that intimidating, though?
Like because like with somebody that's in the same field and y'all just like really like you know what I'm saying?
That was definitely a little I was a little nervous so I went.
I don't really get that nervous anymore but I was nervous for that.
Because that was the first time I was just like, all right.
Adam is on his shit right now.
Why?
Because he's just like kind of like intelligent and articulate.
Joe?
Yeah.
Kind of like.
He's just intimidating because he's like a very good podcaster.
You know he's like he's coming equipped like you know when you interview somebody that's like brand new to doing interviews and stuff.
it's like easy for you to like super control the conversation and shit.
And he's like a fucking kind of genius of manipulation, you know?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like he was like, you were kind of like catching up though.
You were like, oh, my fuck, you're trying to fuck with me right now.
And then you'll hit him with a good question.
He'll be like, but see at him.
And then he'll look and then look at the camera and look back at him.
And I'll be like, fool, you're like super like, food.
Just answer the question, fool.
I had to watch that shit, though.
He didn't want to like agree on anything.
That's what I'm saying.
Everything I said, he was just down to go to war about it.
No, because you said basically like, oh, you shouldn't,
everybody shouldn't just like, do, be creative.
He's like, yes, they should.
Why shouldn't it?
Yeah, he takes it totally in a different fucking way.
He's the fucking guy.
He's the fucking be creative.
Damn, but I want to get drunk with Joe Bunny.
You want to get drunk with Joe Button?
Yeah.
Can you imagine?
You smoke a Newport with him.
For sure, wouldn't smoke a Newport with him.
You wouldn't?
Obviously with Joe.
Oh, honestly, with Joe Button?
Nah.
Joe Button said you can't be on TikTok and shit.
I mean, if you were over like 30.
I'm 21 fuck it he said don't do that shit what TikTok yeah he said it's just not you know
old age people he said it exactly what that voice are you obviously not what you're
thinking about TikTok I love it my roly don't tick talk movie nigger that's a cool my
really stop going we talk about no how to wind it up crack it off teenage girl versus
man we don't even got to explain all that shit play the video if you see no motherfucking
video bro when I said that you like that I was laughing bro we
When I first seen it, that was a teenage girl.
Bro, that bitch is, I know, I thought it was a grown.
I'm sorry, you're not a bitch.
You're not a bitch.
But, bro, I'll fuck with her.
Look at her.
She, she loved her fucking dog.
That's white people.
She was white.
Oh, oh, the bear got the babies on there.
I didn't see that.
Yeah, look.
Oh, the bear wasn't even talking.
I'm like, scratches about the dogs.
Bang of them all.
Watch her, watch, watch her.
Football team, bam.
Bam!
She didn't like.
That ain't no fucking teenage.
It still, yeah.
Doesn't look like grown-ass lady?
She had a weird-ass.
She got a weird.
She's not a teenager.
Where did you get this from?
Where was that?
She had that Lucille ball dress on.
Where they got these aggressive ass bears out as well?
Mama burning her two cubs walking in California.
How the fuck that cub get on the wall?
Yeah, 17-year-old girl, bro.
How that cub get on that ball?
What the fuck is she eating?
Because she's aging crazy.
Also, why did she do this?
Like, why couldn't you just go inside?
Like, why do you?
Who taught her that you could act like this to a bear?
And my thing is the word, California is it?
Because I remember when I went to school,
like in Brentwood they had like
sometimes like the bobcats would come down to the school and shit
yeah and I'd be like, nobody could leave. Do bobcats like attack you?
Yeah, yeah, I mean shit, yeah, fool.
I would think so.
But bro, look, she's like a little for the dog gets scratched right there.
If that was you, what was you doing in the situation?
If that was my dog, locks of fucking doors.
But then my dogs?
If that was you, what would you do in the situation?
Bang on now!
I'm a dog time.
RIP, I'm going inside.
What the fuck I'm going to do to a bear?
The only thing I could do to a bear
was blammy him down.
That's what I was thinking.
And then somebody's going to get mad I did that shit.
You don't run back to that dude?
You ain't throwing nothing after them.
What are you going to throw?
Shit, I live in an apartment.
I don't got where, I mean, I don't got dogs.
I can't, you know?
If you capped a bear, would you be banging on the bear in songs and
talking about the bear?
We'd make a joke out of her?
Or would you respect the life of the bear?
Hell no.
We're going to talk about that shit on the podcast.
Yeah, I'll take your life like I did the bear.
Stupid bitch.
Oh, what?
You're a wear in the bear.
Oh, come here and wear the bear.
Wear da bear.
What were you would have done?
Nigger p.
I would have done.
So what would have you would have done?
I would have gone inside.
Fuck the dogs.
You can have the dogs.
For real?
What about your cat?
Because I know you love your cat.
Tony is a bitch.
You really think he would be fucking with the bear.
But what if Tony was out there with the bear?
You love Tony.
Tony?
You made a bad decision?
I'm going to have to let you deal with the cross-depress this.
You gotta take care of this bear your
The dogs, all dogs go to heaven
The dogs are gonna be with the Lord
Tony Tony's a serpent
The motherfucker
The dogs are the dogs gonna be with the Lord
Where do the cats go?
Shit, I don't know
There's no fucking saying for that shit
They got seven lives
They got nine
Oh nine
Seven lives
This nigga said the cat got seven a lot
Nine seven you're just picking a number of a half
Nine fucking household
I got it wrong
That's that down
That's that downtown high school
fucking asshole.
Oh my God.
You went to high school downtown?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Skit row.
Yeah, we know.
Yeah, that's lit.
Skit row.
You went to high school on the blade, bro.
You went to ski and roll.
What's the,
which is,
which is right?
They're evenly fucked up.
You know what?
You went to the homeless high school, bro.
No, for my school wasn't a homeless high school.
No, for my school.
They're looking with the homeless high.
Homeless high.
Bro, you're teaching with prostitutes.
You're teaching some bugs.
You know what I'm saying?
Fool your principal with a duno, this is how you fold a napkin and eat it.
I'm feeling that.
I'm feeling that.
You're small.
That's it would have been like zero effect for me and AD.
Imagine house phone, nothing to eat but ketamine and coke for a fucking week and then
he just takes an edible and he's just, gr-
Yeah, he was done yesterday.
He was sleeping on the fucking mic, boss.
What?
He was knocking out.
You gotta meet that.
That nigga was done.
I like that food shoes.
Why y'all ain't get no fucking shoes?
He ain't gave it to us.
He said, that motherfucker
If you're watching this,
I love your shoes.
Can I get some shoes?
Can we all get some fucking shoes?
You know what people are pointing out in the comments
is that Housephone was all going out of his way
to give the shoes to Draco,
but they ain't gave him to you or me.
What the fuck like that?
What fucking shoes?
I got these.
He's going to go out of his way.
I want to buy some base.
I get some base.
Get me.
But, no, give us some shoes,
God.
Stick the hard rollers up your ass.
Fuck off.
Give us some shoes, man.
Can we all get some shoes,
baby?
I wear a size nine, bro.
Let me get some.
Hey, look, then he asked us what size we wear
and bought every pair of several size
and said, oh, we didn't have your sizes.
I'm like, bro, for real.
I'm like, man, this thing ain't get y'all no shoes.
Y'all ain't the culture.
And he was trying to make up
for not showing up for the podcast.
So he pulls up with mad shoes, none of them fit us.
He's like, oh, I'll get you back.
It's been like a month or nothing.
We're not getting them back.
I was here.
I was here.
He had me send my logo to him
because he said he's going to make me custom,
so we're going to see.
One day, perhaps.
That's 46 weeks.
You know what I'm saying?
You got 46 weeks.
One name.
Jimda came out of sight.
Sing.
Keep it going.
Fuck you.
Sing.
Come out as bisexual, you guys.
Who?
Dream dog.
Have any right?
Dream dog?
Dream dog.
If I fail,
if I succeed,
I cannot take my identity.
Stick to rap.
Stick to rap.
Yeah, this ain't the club.
You can't sing.
Do you,
how do you feel about
Dream Dog coming out as bisexual?
I thought she was already.
She got robbed for all her possessions.
while before she came on this podcast with you, right?
What?
What are we having to do with this?
Are we thinking of a cash doll?
That two different doll.
Different doll, wrong doll, honey?
What?
What?
Wow.
I'm just saying this a nigga
trying to set me up.
Wow.
I'm not saying you did it.
Did you,
did Dream Do I ever come on no jump?
I feel like every girl's bisexual
unless otherwise stated, right?
Technically.
That's how technically.
That's how I feel.
I mean,
Nick and the eyes crack got off, though.
They look at girls's asses and do all the shit.
Yeah.
How are you?
here not eating pussy.
Like, how boring are you?
You eat pussy do no?
Yeah, for sure.
When was the first time you ate pussy?
Like, you know what?
I'm just go ahead and go down.
Me?
I was 14.
You had the rules or you were 14?
No, no.
What was his name?
What was his name?
What was his name?
Well, there you go with him.
I said it three times until I finally got a response.
Come on, duh.
His name was Tortuga.
What the fuck is that?
You know, crazy father,
I'm a guy.
Now, stop talking about your homies.
He needs to know about you.
We don't bring our homies up, yeah.
You're not crazy.
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
You know, no friends.
That's right.
I was right there.
I ain't got no friends,
but you want to come hang with me.
All your friends are dead.
What, bro?
The Uzi version, not like.
Oh, okay.
I was like, holy.
I was like, oh, shit.
God damn.
This one's for the homies.
Oh, my homies.
There's loss.
in the streets.
But what's the fuck,
dream,
dog, dude?
I get there.
I think she just
came out.
You know that song?
My God, my God.
I really miss you.
No, she said she's bisexual.
So if you,
if she's bisexual,
that's hot.
Guys should not be expecting
the threesome if a girl's bisexual.
Oh, yeah.
Why the fuck is she making an
announcement in general?
That's so funny to do a whole
pride announcement.
Because it's like Pride Month, right?
Yeah.
It's like an album release.
Bro, she's like, hey, I'm gay.
Um.
That's beautiful.
That's your type.
Hell yeah.
Dream Dog bag,
yeah.
Where's Kevin saying?
Dream dog got bars.
Has he rated her?
Fighting me on life.
No, he did.
Kalani.
He did.
Kalani's seen,
God.
He said,
she's talking about as far as like bars.
Unadjustable six.
Kalani got bars.
Connie's amazing.
Beautiful.
I remember.
I ain't read that one too real.
That one funny.
I ain't read that shit.
Read it,
I can't see it.
I can't see it.
The thing that the edible hit me,
the headable?
The headable?
Yeah, that's it.
It says an Asian man was arrested after it was reported
that he had trained his dog to throw rocks in people
when they were knocking.
What the fuck?
How can a dog throw a rock?
Can you click the picture?
A buff-ass fucking dog, bro.
He threw a cinderblocks and people when they knock on the door.
Man, I think Adam spike my edible.
That's the house phone said, too.
Hey, where's this shit?
We try to get you in the next episode.
Josh, in China or he's like,
There's no location.
That's a Asian man.
And it says some people go up.
Some people thought he was a genius
with misplaced priorities in his life
instead of being arrested.
So that shit was real?
Yeah, that shit real.
What you're talking about?
Instead of being arrested and going to jail,
they had to have to train dogs
in the K-9 division?
Or they hired him so he could train dogs
for the K-9 division.
How are you trying to dog to throw rocks in people?
That's what you guys should do to these scammers.
Instead of these scammers to jail.
What's the analogy of that?
How a dog attack him?
That was stupid as fuck.
That doesn't sound legal.
Teach scammers how to throw rocks with their mouths at people do know.
Thank you for calling out how insane what he just said was.
No, look at your experience.
Listen here.
Old farts.
Let me explain real quick.
Retirement fucking homes.
Real quick.
They said,
they said that instead of taking the guy to jail
and they're fucking putting him in jail for teaching the dog how to do violence shit.
So they should teach scammers how to put rocks in their mouth and show.
They're not letting me talk about that.
Go on that, that nigga.
Oh, fuck.
Look.
Look.
Instead of taking the guy to jail,
they took him to the Canaan Division and was like,
you know what?
Train our dogs to do a good thing.
So now there's going to be a lot of good fucking dog.
The scammers instead of taking into jail,
why not teach him how to like break into like,
you know whatever the fuck?
No, we don't know.
They want to break into,
they want to do crime, bro.
No, I know.
What can you break into without having to get into jail for it?
Instead of going to jail and put him in a fucked-up system,
teach him how to use what they're good at in a good man.
How about you start breaking it into Polet
and learn to fucking.
How about that?
First of all,
I was gonna learn to read it to pro-life.
Fuck this guy.
I think this is bad for race relations in L.A.
This is great.
No, this is great.
Stop breaking into Popeye
so you can stop throwing up
in the middle of a spinner.
My nigga'll get him in a Tijuana,
you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'm with that.
What's the name?
Edgar.
What?
I don't know.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Edgar.
Don't fucking give me cute.
Do I have an Edgar?
homie?
No, like a haircut.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you need that.
No, fool, I don't need that.
I like to see you with O.Gigi's hair.
Fucking, why are you not bog?
Why don't you smoke,
crack and fucking wear open-toe sandals?
Gosh, brother.
Tiro-old.
Tirel, why don't you just fucking, like,
bang hoover all day on the stream, brother?
Cop the crick.
Like, fuck you, Adam.
This guy.
Did you take an animal?
No, I ate a ring.
I touch the ring.
Hey, I think right now we should get into the chat.
Let's read this motherfuckers.
The chat.
Let's get to the chat.
Oh, my God.
Should we do members only today?
The chat?
You got Adam on the chat.
You got Adam on the chat.
I feel like the chat is bad for the pod.
Why do you think so?
How many more topics you got?
Because I feel like it's just going to distract you.
Unless you get some ideas from the chat and then you put it away.
I just don't want to see you.
I just don't want to see you sit there with your eyes glazed over just.
No, we ask.
ask questions. People want to know some shit, bro. It's dope.
All right? So stay on the chat for like five minutes. You just like to
try to. Honestly, you know what the tax for us? Let's do five, five dollars right now.
You can ask us anything. We're not ever going to do members. We're going to do five dollars right
now. Ask us anything. Somebody already said get the jokes off before a member lonely.
Yeah, this is our fucking podcast. That is our fucking podcast.
They said we're Lloyd and Harry. Who's Lloyd and Harry? Who's Lloyd and Harry?
Yeah. No, Harry and Lloyd. Ain't that. More messy. More mesky flags.
Yeah, yeah.
Shout out about Mahicans.
Let's make it $5 right now.
You can ask us anything.
Nah, shit.
This should be going good.
It says Adam hates us.
You hate them, Adam?
See, they want to be involved with us.
I love all my methods.
What?
It's funny seeing Adam on the other.
I'll ride from my motherfucking meth heads.
No.
Hey, and how do you get never heard?
Necro, I need drugs?
Who's mechro?
You did meth before?
How did you never heard that song?
Hey, Adam.
Have you heard this? You probably heard this long.
Necro, I need drugs?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What does meth actually do?
Like, what kind of high is?
Make you leave your kids.
My dad left.
Make you leave you.
What the fuck?
Ah, look, dad did meth, man.
That's a tear jerker right there, bro.
I need my dad.
Fuck you, dad.
I'm on a no jumper.
They're trying to say me and you are Lloyd and Harry,
but that's dumb and dumber.
That's dope.
Oh, I'm going to do it.
We all right.
We all right.
I was burning 2000.
I didn't know that was their name.
Dumb and d.
Spray up the block.
Parian Lord.
What we got?
I need to have a pumper dance off.
Oh, we do every day.
They said Adam said AD's on the leash.
He didn't know.
Hopefully.
Oh, sad.
Man, I'm about to fuck you up.
All right, how funny would it be if someone is playing poker against Adam and he watches his live, the judges move from his face with pressure and just crushes him at poker?
That would be fucking amazing.
Who knows?
No.
No.
Shut up, Mr.
Fuck half the world.
Fuck you.
You got herbs.
Fuck half the world.
He just did me dirty.
Hey, did that kind of hurt
your feelings last week?
No,
not,
not.
People told me, they was like, man,
I think you hurt,
do no feelings.
Because I still see that shit here right now.
Shut the fuck up.
They're like,
do no, shut the fuck up.
Hey,
leave him alone.
You're fucking bully in the bitch.
Bro,
that was,
yeah, they was fucking you up.
What's your biggest?
Well,
what the fuck?
The question's going crazy.
Can we go back to the first one?
What's your biggest pet people one?
What's your biggest pet peeve?
So what's your biggest pet peeve when you're at a party?
Bro, with motherfucking trying to have a conversation
while I invite it to the song and shit.
I'll be trying to la-ma-ma-a-ma-a-ma-a-ma.
You know what I hate that.
I hate you a motherfucker.
When the music playing loud as fuck,
they just start rapping in your ear and shit like that.
They want to freestyle for you and shit.
You mother-play a fucking song.
That shit's annoying as hell.
Your motherfucking DJ,
stop fucking giving your homie's fucking shout-outs
with us when a banger's playing.
I hate that shit.
I'm starting a song over when the song don't need
be started over you stupid bitch
we want to fucking party to the song
are you guys doing anything special for the 100 episode
of No Jumbers show? Well we were thinking about
having some guest appearances but I don't know
maybe
Mm hmm hmm
A party well we know we can't party
with AD if it
Oh my God
We'll leave you at the door at the club
Adam we should go to a strip club
The whole no jumper team
For the same year
No yeah
If we can come if you bring OTI and Wiley
I want to do that once we launch the Patreon I want to
episode where we just go to the strip club and that's the fucking episode that we're doing an
interview in the middle of the strip club oh you know we should do we should record me and t rail
trying to get in the club while ad already has a section with o t o t and then and then and then we should
record the screen like no y'all just co-host and i'm like fuck you the door guy comes into the club
goes to the table ad like you want d d and t rail and adam come in no i don't know them i'm at the
club i'm not on podcast mode no adam owns the club i'm not on podcast mode no adam owns the club
I just got a section.
I don't know.
What's your favorite?
Cahoo's T. Role is
Tiny Cud and Adam is Tiny Wood.
Tiny Gang.
That's what they said,
yeah. Tiny dig gang.
Tell do know he looks 43
and I heard a house phone only giving out
free shoes if they sample size 9.
I wear a 9.
I wear a 9.
I wear a fucking 9, boy.
You better give me some shoes.
Thing I need them, bitch.
What's your favorite Pokemon?
What's that?
What's that flying fighting Pokemon, the Mexican one?
They got a Mexican pokey-bo?
His name is like
Machop.
Machop?
Machop is not Mexican.
The chop is Mexican now?
You could just claiming everything for yourself, huh?
No.
My chop don't even look.
Hey, can you please Google Machop right now?
He just not look at Latino.
Oh, hell no.
The chop is stupid thick.
We're going to pull up Machop right now
so they can see who.
This motherfucker.
What's his name, madam?
Oh, that's a fucking different one.
He's definitely.
Oh, that's a Mexican wrestling.
That's a Mexican wrestling.
Oh, yeah.
That's a Mexican wrestling.
That's a Mexican wrestler.
That's a Mexican.
I don't know.
You said Machop.
That's my chop.
Mama, not him, not him, him.
Cud got corn rolls.
I got a Pikachu.
I got a Pikachu with the Luchador mask.
Yeah, he's from Fig.
Fuck you.
That's tiny cub right there.
Hey, what the fuck's his name?
My squirtle, cow.
I got squirrel tatted.
You know what I'm saying?
And ironically, you never drink water.
Pokey mat.
Yeah, I got water right here.
He sent you a 9.5 pH balance.
Show him a squirtle.
That's a tequila.
I'm going to say the way I'm going to say it.
Oh my God.
Oh, that's whose name is Haluja.
Haluja.
Hard as fuck, man.
That's my favorite right there, dude, though.
The Squaredo Squad right there.
Al Jolla.
That's you at the club.
That's where we go to the club.
That's you and Waleigh.
That's O.T right there.
That's O T.
Yalaire.
The driver and the bodyguard.
The thing is the Jazz is there.
That's why Lalee, the niggas the glances, though.
Oh my God.
You can't get in the club.
Stooping.
Stupid.
But you haven't even know I have the hardest squirrel of hoodie ever.
For real?
I'm sorry to you right now.
I was looking for it right now.
Let's see another question.
Do you know grew up selling squirrel little hitties on the block.
She was weak.
Go back.
Go back.
Go back, Josh.
Josh is going to do all the questions.
Man, come get the fuck out of here.
Can you order it to just the fucking prelimiums?
We got the strategic shit going.
Let me come out there and do an interview.
ain't famous, but it could be a fan interview.
Shit, I don't know.
I hate what motherfuckers say that.
I always say that.
Adam is like the principal supervise in the class.
Instead of I sell meth.
What's going to be?
This is a good one.
What's going to be included in the Patreon?
Definitely signing up.
Lots of good shit.
Extra weekly episode.
That's what we're working diligently on right now.
We're going to do a fucking monthly
XXXX episode as in
uncensored, possibly
booty holes and
aerolas. We have AD in here.
sucking a titty.
I'm with that.
I'm single now.
I can do that.
Yeah, you can suck all kinds of boobs.
What the fuck is Patreon?
Fair.
We got a lot of good shit.
Tell me about Patreon.
Let's give them a heads up ahead of time.
Explain that shit.
Patreon is basically.
We're like only fans, but like more bullshit.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like they can pay five or ten bucks a month
and they get a bunch of extra content for the YouTube creators or
podcasters that they really fuck with, you know?
Hard as fuck.
So if y'all want to get with the Patreon,
do we know what the pricing of the Patreon is going to be?
8-800
Hey, that's a lot
It's gonna come with a pitcher at 80's dick
Wow
We're gonna turn in the Rory and mall
In the minute
Everybody with their paperwork here right now
Support to AD
Love the show
For y'all yazi
Yeah, we're gonna bring a bro back again.
We have to
We gotta get AD into
OT and Yassie facing off
In the squared circle again
Damn, on Patreon, though
On Patreon, though
On Patreon
It was funny because she called me too
She was like, yeah, I'm going to the club.
She's like, who you with?
I said, you know who I'm with.
You know who the funny.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Tiroch.
You answered A.D.'s phone, but not mine in Tiroz?
I mean, I mean, Yazis.
Car, but not ours?
You ain't even call me.
Man, fuck out of here.
It says, AD, what made you want to make the transition from rapping and acting to a podcast?
Also, will love to have you on the two, whoever's listening podcast.
Bitch.
Hit management up.
He's doing it.
and be above.
I just felt like I could do everything.
I got more just to give than just rapping.
I love podcasting there.
I love acting.
I put the battery in his back.
You definitely did.
Adam came through in, Josh.
They said, hey, we did.
Talk about it.
I talk about shit.
You know we want to get Mal and Rory on the podcast.
We would love to do that.
So if you want to tell those boys that we want to have them on the podcast, feel free.
Yeah, but we all got to be around when they do it.
Hey, D, my favorite song is Be Okay by you because Bless and Loco.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it, bro.
So many people told me that shit got them through
some real hard times and shit.
That's fine.
We are members only right now.
If you want to ask some questions right now,
we'll stay on this motherfucker until the two-hour mark.
Let's get a crack in right now.
Let's smoke a blunt.
I want to see Duno get out.
Hey, let's do that.
Hey, how about, you know what song of yours
has helped me get through some hard times?
You got to say some stupid shit.
Money, hoes, bitches, fuck.
Yeah, ooh, ah, yeah, hey, ho.
Bitches, fucking, yeah, bitches, fuck.
Oh, man.
I like that.
Adam Knight.
Hey,
real quick,
can we play some neckro?
I want to show T.
Row and I...
We can't play Nescro on the park?
We're going to take us down.
Take it down.
Oh, they are?
Can I ask you a question?
What's the fattest pussy you ever swam up in?
She was built like me.
That's all.
I was hoping you would say, honestly.
You fucked it big bitch.
She was big, fool.
You know what's typical for me?
What happened?
Every day when I wake up,
sometimes I go to this gas station.
And it's like a fat girl that you really
Yeah, and I just smack around the ass every day.
No, I go in this gas station and they got crispy crunchy chicken.
I want that shit so bad every day.
But why don't you eat it?
Is crispy chicken good?
Because it's like 10 a.m.
And if I eat fried chicken from the gas station, then like, what the fuck is the rest of my day going to be like?
Yeah, that's fucking bad.
You're going to be riding that motherfucking toilet swimming around again.
Back on the meth.
Anyway.
Ask fun.
He'd do it.
Unlimited faith.
You didn't ask a question.
Can we get them all at the end of the day?
Rory should do no jumper, though.
Shit, we ain't got no problem with it.
They're asking, can we get Little Bee?
I've been trying to get him to do this shit forever.
Where the fuck is Lilby?
On Twitter?
Wiling out.
Hey, but that shit was called.
You did Song Kingston?
That was hard as fuck.
Yeah, I really like that.
What's the favorite song Kingston song?
Who the fuck was that guy next to him with an appro?
That guy got songs.
He got videos and shit.
He was a rapper and a singer and shit.
Juan G.
Oh, Wongi?
That's his manager.
Oh, Wongi?
You know that again?
Oh, he fucking?
Juan G, the man.
You want to go to a club, go with that nigga.
I don't want to go with me.
Really? Juan G that nigga, bro.
What did he be doing?
He got the section?
He used to be, him and Molly Mall used to fuck the clubs up, bro.
Like crazy.
Yeah, that's dope.
I don't know.
I didn't even know.
I didn't see that.
What's his name, Molly Ma'am?
The name's Juan G.
No, no, no.
That's the guy.
You said him.
He said, do no, bro.
You said him and Molly Ma'am.
Beautiful girls.
That's right.
You don't never work.
Adam, are you up in poker?
For life.
Cagan
Why doesn't Houseball
on his own show?
They offered him his own show
many times.
With me actually.
Me and Housework was
Did you shoot a pilot?
Man, that motherfucker
you didn't like it,
Adam?
That shit was terrible.
I heard,
I heard,
I was on your phone
for like the first 20 minutes.
Adam did tell me
I did a good job in a podcast.
On the palm of the podcast.
I think I did a good job.
You did a good job.
I was impressed with you.
That's why I wanted to fuck
you think you here.
Shit, because I'm funny as fuck.
I have on the podcast.
I just came in here.
Hey, look, I just came in this, motherfucker.
Y'all didn't know nothing about me.
I went funny as fuck, no funny videos.
Nothing.
I'm just in this bitch.
Pund believed in you.
Oh, pun brought him to the table?
Yeah, Paul said, we need T. Rare.
And I said, yeah, T.Rail of my homie.
Let's get them.
Let's get it crack it.
And then what did you say?
And then what did you say?
I mean, I didn't have any saying this before you were on.
I didn't, I wasn't invested in it.
Like, no, Jeff.
We bullied these things.
We know this bitch.
Hey, D.D.
Can we get.
Oh, two niggas, br.
A-D does not ask my permission for what guest he's going to bring on.
I don't have shit.
He on this motherfucker, man.
Andy, can we get the game as Suezever on the pod?
Yeah, let's bring Suezover here.
I'm a rap out of that, fool.
Oh, yeah?
I'd be fired.
I like that, I did.
Damn, that'd be hard.
Can Housephone and Hesh ever get a hair cut on stream again?
Fire this, man?
Was that whack?
You know, they didn't clean up the hair?
Yuri had to clean up the hair.
Why y'all snitching on a house phone?
Housephone got a haircut.
We need more doing overlach.
I'm fucking great at doing it.
He got a haircut on this podcast
He got a haircut
On the pocket
Would you let any of us do that
Um AD?
A haircut?
Why are we talking?
I mean,
if they had like silent clippers
Not knowing no fucking just
I want to cut your hair
No,
he don't give me a chili bowl
He don't give me an Edgar
Don't give me a mohawk
Edgar, Edgar
Edgar, Edgar
Shout out the food community
Shout out Food's Gone Wild
Adam dressed like he's about
to propose to AD
I'm thinking about it
You got it
Hey, I see and I said, I was like,
oh, this motherfucker nervous.
Who?
We ain't heard you talk about Kwamey Brown yet.
Kwamey Brown, he's funny, but I don't feel like
you guys look at his shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Why is Adie sucking?
No, no, that shit was going to be
Quentin Brown and Judge Joe Brown.
I don't make the thumbnails.
I didn't see this shit until we get it.
I don't know why we didn't bring that up with
Kwame Brown and Judge Joe Brown, man,
saying some wild shit.
Judge Joe Brown sent some wild shit for sure.
He was saying, wow.
shit.
Who's Jojo Brown?
No, Judge Joe Brown.
You never seen the show before?
No, now I get it.
Yeah, that's funny.
You remember what Turf Talk went on Judge Joe Brown?
That was the most classic shit ever.
That thing is cold.
Turf Talk, he's a rapper from the Bay,
and he went on Judge Joe Brown.
And he was like, you ain't no thug.
You ain't no, he was like, you don't know nothing, Judge Joe Brown.
You don't know nothing, Joe Brown.
I'm from the streets and shit like that.
They was going back and forth, bro.
Shit's classic.
I have something to say.
Go ahead.
My housekeeper, who's a Mexican woman,
she said to me the other day
Oh what
Right right
She's what
She's a Mexican one
My housekeeper
I got mad love for
What?
Consuelo
What's that mean?
Oh my God
You don't fucking have a sense
Of fucking humor dude
I don't know your fucking language
Consuelo's a name asshole
I don't know her name is not that
Shout to the 707
I said I didn't know her name
I know her name
Okay you guys
You're honest to your housekeeper
Okay so she was laughing at me
Because she's listening to me
playing with the kid and I'm doing peekaboo.
And I start saying, Pekaboo Boo,
and she starts dying laughing.
And she's fucking married to this black dude, right?
So she just comes in to explain
why she was laughing.
And she goes, my husband, he is black.
And black people, they call poop boo-boo.
And I was like, I guess, I'm going to be real with you.
Like, yeah, I guess I never really heard a white person call it boo-boo.
But I do, I hear black guys call it boo-boo.
That's true.
How do you tell your kids?
Isn't that weird?
Like, that's the thing.
I'd be like,
that's why I want to know
how fucking white people
grew up in Massachusetts
because that's great.
Massachusetts, Massachusetts.
I didn't say boo-boo.
Boo-boo.
Boo-boo.
The carousis.
We say, you gotta go poop?
Man,
you got to poop.
You got poop-poo?
You got poop-poo?
No, you say boo-poo.
You don't say boo-boo?
No.
To your kids, you say boo-boo for sure.
It's weird.
I say poo-poo.
Isn't it weird that all those words,
poop-boo-boo-boo-doo, cucka.
And do-no.
Do-no.
Do-do.
Come on.
Adam, did you watch Blueface bully Aiden Ross?
Did he really?
I kind of stopped clicking on the clips of Aiden Ross molesting rappers.
It's funny, but I don't know.
I kind of like missed some of them.
Aiden Ross, y'all fuck with me.
Did you even go?
I want to eat some pasta.
I'm trying to pull up with the fucking baby.
You're going to still do that shit?
My baby, not the baby.
You pull up with the baby?
You see the bully's homie?
The baby's artist took the body for him, which is nice.
I hope you would do the same for me.
When we get in pace on, man.
I shoot somebody, you got to take the body,
and if you shoot somebody, I'll take the body.
That's what we got to kick you for.
He's going to do it.
He's crashed up.
He's already said it.
He said he's going to do it for me.
You got three gangsters over here that'll protect you, man.
I'm going to be all right.
I'll be all right.
I got the same gun as take a.
I'm going to get my gun.
Go ahead.
Oh, shit.
Can we get Cam Girl for the 100 episode?
I think we should.
How long Canadian Roth's pull off the whole gate thing?
Shit, that's him.
I don't watch because shit.
I need to pay attention.
Aiden Ross.
That's for you.
He said some shit to Money Bagel.
Yo, I stopped watching him.
Money back, yo said, whoa.
That's for cracking with the water.
That's what you think.
And I said, click.
What, what, what is it?
Because I can't see.
Y'all got to say, Tiny Car.
What do you think?
Or what?
A milk 7-4.
Who the fuck is that?
You can move him?
Oh, I don't know.
White boy.
He himself.
I don't cross the tracks.
I'm from the 50s, but I don't know yet.
But he probably tight.
Everybody from the set tight.
Do you know how this dope.
Duh.
Shout out.
That one is all.
That one is all.
That one.
That one is all right now.
Nigger.
You on one, nigga.
Um.
Adam walked like he got polio.
He probably was choked.
He probably got polio.
Ain't that chicken in Spanish?
No, that's poe yo.
Oh, my bad.
It's too a little.
Yo, pollo yo, poe loco.
That shit, guys.
That shit is gas.
That's fired.
That's my fucking gau.
I used to hate that shit as a kid, though.
Really?
Yeah.
I just wanted to go to KFC.
And then later it was like, yeah, let's do that shit.
They're grilling the chicken.
Yeah, they grow that.
I used to work out in a part of them.
Chicken.
No, we're not asking that, Joe Tyler.
Joe Tyler.
No, no, no.
Why tiny dress like the Pink Panther?
Do do, do do do do do do.
Do do do do do.
I would love some more producers and EDM artists on here.
Who?
Fuck, no.
This is a hip-hop fucking, what the fuck?
Maybe over here, no.
So the why I saw Louise, my God.
I got Walsalli, bro.
He'd be killing that shit.
Steve A.
That's a good one.
Steve A.
The A.D. movie reviews get canceled.
Yes, they canceled me in this motherfucking, man.
Why did y'all cancel the homie, dog?
Yes.
I am going to lie to you.
They said I had low views, and I was a piece of shit.
And they didn't believe with me.
Oh, get at him back in here.
The boss.
The yellow rights, too.
That's, my fuck.
That's red.
Not yellow, fool.
AD, will you take me to the secret hat spot?
No, you can't take them to the yellow.
You can't do it.
I feel like I found the mechal.
of all hats, bro.
I feel like when I was,
when I'm drunk,
you know,
my eyes get low,
they get jittery.
That's how I feel like right now,
but I ain't drunk.
When we get into food,
we're doing them.
Man, me and they did
try to eat all the food
we could eat.
I'm trying to come,
bro.
Y'all looked like y'all ate
all the food.
Y'all can eat before y'all came.
You know, like you didn't eat enough.
You look like you ate in the year.
Yeah,
you ain't ate the whole quarantine.
These motherfuckers can't breathe
when I'm like,
they're going to get up out of here.
What are the black,
Black jumper gang?
We can't say that when Duno's here
What we call ourselves?
We make it Adam uncomfortable
He left twice
We'll say
I don't know
Shit
Duna what should we name
The No Jumper Squad now
Since I'm here now
Yeah
Blacksican
We need like a little thing
Nika
When you see it's like
A little dance
I know we're gonna be called
Our little slogan
That'd be fired though
Then we can go on the call
Aum
Since he did
He's disrespected this podcast, dog.
No, you guys had a guy.
He is disrespectful.
We would never eat it.
If we did that shit on Tuesdays, it would be.
Wow.
You had the old friends come through and bring food.
You didn't need any of it.
Bro, we do this every Wednesday and we eat after the show.
I didn't know.
Oh, man, I didn't know that.
We went after the show.
He went nuts.
Hey, that's why you said you want a pasta, huh?
I thought you were being disrespectful.
I don't want some pasta.
I didn't want to be disrespectful.
He would not do that if Joe Buddy is here.
Shout out to Justin.
This is like the ninth, no, the fourth of fifth.
plate and full Justin
brought us on a win show. Shout out, Justin.
I'm eating chicken out right up, bro.
Man, shout out Justin.
A little whole little shit, though.
The Instagram and the whole thing.
He bought the pictures, too.
You see Kobe Mac Miller.
You see little peep.
You know what I'm saying?
He did all that.
I'm saying, shout out.
The McMillard are cold, bro.
I was a big Macmillar find.
It'll be Christmas before you know it.
Hell year.
Shit, knock you know.
Boycott no jumper until 80 movie reviews returns.
Yes.
Boycott that motherfucker.
Wow.
Adam, why did you cancel that?
I think we need a little bit more of a plan
The views were plummeting.
And I just think, you know, if we're going to do a series, we've got to be willing to work on.
Plumming?
I mean.
If we're going to do a series, we've got to really, like, be serious about it.
And like, and we have to actually, you know, keep working on it.
You have to use your shit and say, Warner and all these companies, let AD go to the movies early so we can get all the views ahead of time.
And we make more money.
It makes sense.
I mean, he had the same views as some of the other things on your show.
Oh, they were.
Not towards the end.
You don't want to review.
Don't review the views.
Hey, don't say that.
I don't think they're going to let you do that because they know you're a bootlecker.
You'd be in there with your phone out.
Do people still bully?
Fuck, yeah, you're a man?
They still sell like DVDs and shit?
I mean, probably not as much, but your shit one or two guys too.
People are cracking.
Just get a jail broken fire stick and see everything you want.
You don't got to buy that shit.
Some people don't have TV.
Some people live in tents.
People are like the school who fucking do no one to with the homeless people?
The school he went to when he was in a kid was in a 10.
kid was in a tent in Skid Row.
Somebody said with the homeless people.
Somebody.
You got, I didn't go to school with homeless people.
AD if you're making reviews, you have to drop in 48 hours after the content drops.
I agree.
He went to school with the homies.
Oh, let's go with the homies.
You also just added to the end of the news.
Dasks is actually not about it.
Like a bottle of Pepto Bismo.
If we both saw the movie and we, we, I feel like that would be, or if we like had like a few different people see the movie or something.
So that was perfect.
you're running a here over it
tiny cuss,
like a travel-sized bottle of Peptobismo
godly
that's hot
yeah
um
you're killing me again
pasta game
who is
fuck this jive bunk
what type of terminology is that
that's some 50s shit right there
yeah
only have the two hour park yet
you're a job turkey
yeah we are
well actually no because you were late
all right
I was late
we stay a little longer
hey I want everybody
to see me smoke this weed
there's no point smoking
if they can't see how cool I look.
Let's do it.
Smoke two cigarettes.
The real pasta gang right there.
Do you think Joe butter didn't...
What?
You really can't read, do know?
No, that says, do you think Joe button
and do Roy in my mouth file?
I really can't see.
That's really not my place to say.
Yeah, yeah.
We weren't part of their business.
Yeah.
Do no Titi's leak horchata juice.
Why are you laughing yours to Kool-Aid, fool?
No.
You're racist.
Somebody gonna beat your ass.
Tiny cut a type of dude to wear a supreme with no resale in mind, to be honest.
Yeah, bitch, I'm wearing all my shit.
I'm reselling shit.
What's your pream collection look like?
It's crazy.
Really?
Yeah.
You got to bring in that shit?
Yeah, I do.
What's your closet like?
You got a huge closet?
Fuck you.
It's a big closet.
That's my biggest complaint about my house.
The closet is not big enough.
I can't really get drippy with a closet.
Well, you know what?
My girl's closet is big, and then mine's just like little.
Every girl got a, like, if you move into a house.
and you take the big closet,
you're a fucked up dude.
You don't want to be with a girl that has a tiny closet.
I'm the fucked up dude.
You would.
You're like super into fashion.
He's like I got to put on my crocs in here.
But you and your girl?
I want best dress at Christian High School.
How do you become a member?
How do you become a member, Josh?
Let's show him.
Go to YouTube.com slash no jumper.
There's a button right there that says join.
Let's do that.
Bitch.
Bang it.
Bang that button.
The tiny cut, know how to skate.
You got damn right in.
Escape Depot.
Oh, we should take Adam to the skate ring.
Oh, Adam, you've got to be for the wheels.
Wow.
I'm going to knock that shit.
Outside, like, outside like big you, in that documentary you're talking about.
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
He was lining people up and knocking them out.
I'm trying to live that life.
Adams get drippy for Kirkland.
What?
Who?
He laughs.
I don't know what he meant.
The gas station or the convenience store, I guess.
Kirkland?
More God.
He never got best stress.
Yeah, I know.
He probably went best dressed.
dress.
You're in a dress like fucking Adam right now.
Yeah, Adam looked like you're about to go to his school, first meeting and shit.
Shout out to the next.
I ain't got no premium.
I ain't got no pream.
Hey, let's get some more new members in this motherfucker, man.
I want to see your member.
Pause.
Jesus Christ.
Godly.
I saw Adam writing the horse the other day in Compton.
We did ride horses in Compton.
Oh, you watched that vlog, yeah.
Who hood is that?
Farm dogs.
Who's hood is the courthouse?
The courthouse?
No, them to Palmer blocks.
Armdog Hood tight.
They got horses and hay and all type of shit.
Palmer blocks, almond block.
That's my brother.
Can I come right horses to Compton?
Yeah, for sure.
I'm up there.
If we find a really strong horse.
Adam got on a Costco button up.
Tiny cut looked like he was on a hundred twenty-fifth in Licks with the dot mob.
Shout out Park Village Compton, Kirkland.
If you read a disc, if you read a disc, that's like you're saying it.
Oh, here.
I'll read, I'll read my own.
How dare you diss my Nordstrom's fit?
How many pull-ups can I, Tiny-Cud?
Shout out to farmer funk.
We got another new little bit of that.
Wow.
If I do a pull-up, how much money do that is.
You could probably do more in Duno.
For sure.
For sure.
If I can do more pull-ups and his fat ass, that's crazy.
You're going to cut his ass off the show.
Damn.
Oh, they say Tani Cush.
Tell us a young money story.
That's a good one.
Shout to Lina Bood.
Another new member.
Appreciate you guys.
Tartney Cudel legend, bro.
I could tell you a young money story if y'all invite me on your show.
Oh, he's trying to.
What show?
Tuesday.
That's right.
Use the leverage.
I like it.
Yeah.
Your money.
Young money.
I can tell you,
I wanted I tell everybody, though.
All right, come on, go ahead.
I was in the studio of Lil Wayne, right?
Everybody was doing their verse.
Man, that was like an easy flex right there.
Like, yeah, I was just in the studio with the goat real quick.
Got a Mac Man.
Oh, shit.
Everybody from, everybody from Young Money,
he told him to get on a verse.
Nigger, everybody, right?
And then he was like, after the shit was over, he was like, hey, hey, all y'all niggas whack.
Like, man, you whack, start rapping.
Gutter, you whack.
You know what I'm saying?
A little twist.
All y'all niggas is whack.
You know what I'm saying?
T. Streets, everybody whacked, right?
But when T. Robverse came on, it was gone.
I was like, ooh, that shit, whore.
Right?
He cut it off.
Boop.
When I said that shit, he told everybody that they was whack.
And then when it got to me, he looked at me.
That was his first time looking at me.
like, hey, your
homie financially stable? This is first
time seeing me. He's like,
hey, you financially stable? He looked
at me, you financially stable? And I'm like,
hell no.
He was like, your homie trash.
That broke my heart.
That broke my heart
and his heart. I'm like, well,
damn. He said Tiger was trash?
Nick, he said, if you're not
financially stable, your homie
is disgusting. Trats.
His verbatim, your homie's trash.
Shit.
And I said,
okay.
But look, you know, as time went on,
I seen that nigga and live,
club live,
you know, Tiger started booming whatever,
you know, T.
Ross started doing his thing.
And I finally seen him and, you know,
I started getting a little money.
I'm like, hey, nigga.
And he's like, what's up?
And I'm like, hey, bro,
financially stable.
He looked at him.
I had a little apartment.
Shout to his.
Anzhajee, we got a lot of new members
coming in right now. Appreciate you guys.
Let me talk about fucking.
That shit canoing a little bit.
Might as well.
Ed.D. don't know about that.
My fucking Tyrell was fucking around in the
fucking the era era, huh?
I only spent $5 because AD told me too.
Love to the support. Thank you, Lana Boo.
Appreciate you.
Would you ever fuck somebody from the chat?
Yes, I would fuck a woman from the chat.
Let me be clear.
Bitch, you on the chat?
Why are these bitches on the chat?
It seemed like it's all niggas on the chat.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, he said, meaning his lyrics was about money.
He wasn't talking about the talk.
Wayne B like that.
He's all about the honest lyrics.
Hmm.
Oh.
That's fire.
Fucking was talking about money in that verse?
Oh, you don't really remember.
Yeah, he probably was talking about money and shit, no, niggas.
Because, you know, it's a little Wayne shit.
You guys should do a studio tour.
That's a good.
We can do that.
I got my own studio, too, so we can do this shit over there.
Adam still ain't pulled up.
We keep saying it.
I'm going to pull up with dog.
Let's go. Stop it, Carl. Shout to the new member. Tiny Cubs finally, financially stable. Yeah, my boy got two shops. Melrose, man.
Yeah, too. We do this thing. No, he's lying. He just put me on. One is a past shop.
Mm-hmm. You bitch.
Who wanted? Do you know? You smoke? No, no. I'm caught. I'm cool. Yeah, we need some citches in here. That's for sure. He only smokes PCP.
I'm getting hired. Where it's your time to shine? For show, for show. Um, I think we're good, Josh.
Yeah.
Appreciate y'all,
I'm...
Thank you, Bladham,
for coming on this motherfucker.
Blat him,
at the end of the day?
Nah, he ain't do shit.
I was born to be a co-host.
No?
Just at the end of the day, man.
Tune in Friday.
Niggas is streaming.
I probably ain't going to be here,
but everybody else will be, so...
True.
See you.
Guy.
