No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 37

Episode Date: June 18, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This at the end of the motherfucking day, you know what I'm saying? Duno's in the building today. As usual. Introduce your frenzy. I'm going to let you ladies introduce yourselves again for the camera. Look at the camera and tell the people. You know what I'm going to first? Hey, I'm Yahaira.
Starting point is 00:00:14 I like that. No, but I promise you I have a squeaky voice too. And I'm avocado daddy. Yay! Yeah. Yeah. I know I go by different names. You know, my name is Waterman.
Starting point is 00:00:30 and Thari. Do know, what's your name? Carnasada, Thari. All right, I have to think of something with Thari, how's everybody doing that? Tight, Tiki, Thadi. I don't fucking know. Damn.
Starting point is 00:00:46 I don't know. Coup on command, Thari. Cui Fon command, that's, that's my talent. My talent. Tears to Quip on our command. Yeah, it's yours. Wait, I already took mine. Oh, good.
Starting point is 00:00:58 I'm going to get the Don Julien. We're doing this shit. Hey, how's everybody doing today out there in TV land? You know what I'm saying? Do know, we're gonna crack it off today. How was your weekend, man? Man, bro, I went to Vegas and it was like, it was dope. It was dope because I've seen my homie, Good Morning Gabe, which is on Matt Lately every Monday.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Shows Gabe. Gabe had a concert. He said to take this shot real quick. Oh, let's do. Yes, sir. Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers. That was a good one. Yeah, I went to Vegas.
Starting point is 00:01:31 And then Gabe invited me. shout out Gabe um said i made a quick little play on on on friday when i got there and then on saturday Gabe had a show it's like this event they throw it's called sim city it's like rb like r b's like r b's you're not r m bs you're not rm bs and then and then but it was cool it's called sim city in las Vegas they're like a group of fools they throw like r&b shows and shit and they got can't in the blast oh i seen the fly for that yeah but the show is though I'm talking about Caleb put on a great show. I said I had to leave fucking before Blas came on,
Starting point is 00:02:07 but like the venue was just tripping, fool. Like the security guards were doing too much. You know what I mean? Like the venue was just being a little extra, and I was like, man, you're ruining the event, like just by being extra as fuck. Were they being extra with you, per se, or just like the venue in general?
Starting point is 00:02:24 You know, that's what, like, having a lot of followers that people know you, where they were like, oh, don't know the world, but. How I see how they were acting, like, with certain other hummies or like, and I was like, Like, even Kaelin tripped on them. Because they were, you know what I'm like, bro, you can't trip on the people's art.
Starting point is 00:02:37 He could get off right now and leave. And then, you know what I mean? But it was, other than that, Vegas was cool. It was hot as fuck. You feel me? How to come back the next day, like 10 a.m. because I have to do a comedy show at the Haha Club. Were you getting recognized?
Starting point is 00:02:49 Oh, yeah. Vegas is like my chicken. Yeah, it's like, it's considered the West Coast, right? It is the West Coast, right? Yeah, what's all with you? No, I'm asking. Yeah, but it was fun. What about your weekend?
Starting point is 00:02:57 Wait. So, so, do you know what else is the West Coast? Like Seattle Okay Something else Um You was just there Vegas
Starting point is 00:03:10 No I was just there Arizona nigga Oh I was in Vegas I was in Vegas I was in Arizona I'm talking about In general doing quarantine
Starting point is 00:03:17 You was in Arizona And shit like that Oh But those be like our markets And stuff But um Nah It's fucked up now
Starting point is 00:03:24 That every time That I do something On a weekend Everybody's like Did you invite Duno Did you invite To you real?
Starting point is 00:03:29 I'm like God Damn, man. Everybody asked me about you. Like, I be on live. They love you. Bro, they want us to date. They want the avocado. They want to ship us so bad.
Starting point is 00:03:42 So, Kay, we're meant to be in the future. Ooh. What you think, avocado? I don't know. She's too busy. She's a millionaire, bro. She's too busy. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Bro, she's a millionaire. She's a millionaire. She's a millionaire of only fans. Say a millionaire again? For a millionaire? Millionaire? Millionaire? Millionaire?
Starting point is 00:04:00 How do you say? Say Millionaire. I followed you on Twitter. I follow you on Twitter because, like, you inspired me. I do only fans, but my shit is like... I got in trouble. Like, one of... Do you know.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Somebody DM me was like, hey, fucking your hierarchy hasn't posted in three months. What the fuck she's doing? Damn. I have to be on it. I know. No, yeah, they're like that. They want something like every day.
Starting point is 00:04:22 I know. I should learn from you. I'm trying to tell you. I'm stripping. Like, if you're dancing and you're fucking, in waking up early to do only fans content. It's like you're hung over. Like I need a whole day to recover.
Starting point is 00:04:36 I'm trying to join only fans. I feel like you can make content while dancing too. Oh, really? Yeah, I didn't think about it. Only fans one of one. I have a little bug plug in my booty hole. Yeah, do it. That's what I do.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Do no. Would you join Onlyfans? I would. I would. Fuck, I made an account. I did. But I haven't posted anything. I haven't put it up.
Starting point is 00:04:53 What are you going to put on? Are you fucking or are you like eating? I probably do. No, I'm just saying. People do that ASM. You can eat? Eating cootchy or eating food? Oh shit, bitch.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Like food. Now I probably do like the eating. See, but I'm thinking about like in the future like when I want to act, they're going to be like, no, bro, you're eating coochion and only family. I can't give you the job. And I'm like, oh, I'm thinking about my future, you know what I mean? That's how I feel to him. I was thinking about like Adam been trying to tell me for a long time, but I was in a relationship
Starting point is 00:05:19 and shit. And like now I can just be free. I wonder if I should slain this dick again. Bro, you should slag the dick for sure. I don't know. If you sing, don't do it. What I think? Do it.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Would y'all pay for me? Yeah. Yes. I will. I mean, I'm like, you got a phone. You could promote it. Like, people will buy. But then it's girls, guys.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Oh. Oh. Oh. But do you think that like it'll fuck up all my other careers? No. Like it's just going to trump it and I'm just like, you know what I'm thinking? Straight porn star. No.
Starting point is 00:05:53 You don't have to be a porn star. Like you don't have to fuck on my parents. Okay. Okay. That's like a myth. No, I get that, I get that. But the only thing guys really could show is their dick. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:04 You know what I mean? Like, you could show off like the tities, the eyes, the coochie, the feet, and guys will pay. The only thing we got to provide, like, fucking. And booty hole. No, I ain't invited that booty hole. And booty hole. They're hairy ass, boon. I always want to see that booty hole.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Ask you. If you eat ass, I ate my first ass. You ate ass? Yeah. It was like you? Surprisingly. At first he was like, no, no. Bro, over there, line.
Starting point is 00:06:31 But I made it happen. Tell me why I asked, and he said, no. Because it's like a masculine thing. I feel like. I just think he was scared to show me. It was like, you got to go from the dick to the balls and to the, like, gooch and work your way up there, you know? Was it Harry, though?
Starting point is 00:06:47 It was Harry. It was Harry. But next time, I hope it's not. You know what I do? Yeah, but I'm never like working. No, you got to think about it. Hold on. I know, guys.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Like they leave like crumbs I know Deagle berries I'm saying I've never walking up and I'm like Like I've never waking up and been like Fuck it I'm gonna go wax my eyes For in case somebody's gonna eat it today
Starting point is 00:07:10 You should you ever got your ass ate before I do no KeeP a G I know let me find out No I haven't hung but I've been offered Let me find out But chippa chippa I was offered like at 16 And I was like Why everything happened with you in 14 and 16 bro You didn't have like the worst childhood ever
Starting point is 00:07:23 No god damn It was weird She was like I'll eat it and I was like That sounds good. For a shirt. How old was she? She was 16 as well. Oh, that bitch is dirty.
Starting point is 00:07:32 No, but you're eating the ass at 16? But then I was the homie. I wanted her teeth look like now. They're like, take it for the team. They're like, take it for the team. And I was like, no, because then you're going to use it against me. You feel me? So I was like, yeah, I'm cool.
Starting point is 00:07:44 I would use it against you. But that's not a bad thing. I feel like I'm so, like, open. Like, whatever a guy wants sexually, I'll give it. I'm okay with it, you know? You want me to pee on you? I'll pee on you. Way.
Starting point is 00:07:55 You done that? Oh, yeah. You've done it before? Oh, yeah, you told me. I'm not that against that. He still hits me up. Like in the shower? No, baby.
Starting point is 00:08:07 Uh-uh. When you hot like this, they want it like near his bed. He's going to remember me. He's a sick nigga to get pissed on the goddamn bed. No towel or nothing? A little towel. A little towel? A little towel.
Starting point is 00:08:21 A little towel. Oh my God. Hey, if I see, ask him the shitting question. that would you shit as to ask him me because for everybody was mad at me because you asked him about shitting no no no don't worry like fuck where you shit on a girl's house
Starting point is 00:08:36 the first time you kick your word oh no I ain't doing that how would you how would you guys feel I am I went on the first date once and like we went back to his place and I took a shit at the bar and he was gonna eat my ass this is another story he was gonna eat my ass
Starting point is 00:08:53 and I told him I was like I'm gonna be honest like I took a shit Like at the bar. Did he still do it? He actually liked me because I was so up front. But did he eat it afterwards? I didn't like him. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:06 That was weird. I didn't have baby wipes. If you don't have baby wipes, like, you got to shower. I got a shower. I got to make sure that shit it's cleany clean. Yeah. Cleany clean? Gross.
Starting point is 00:09:15 It's not going to happen. I'm not with that bullshit though. If you lick at my balls and you start going down, I'm going to go, move, motherfucker. No, that's what you ask. You got to ask. You got to ask. I'm always, like, you can't just go ahead and eat. without asking you know you got to ask consent you with the bit you with the
Starting point is 00:09:31 bullshit I like you yeah what else you do let's hear about it what's the what's the nastiest shit you didn't did I want to hear oh me okay let's go I think peon is pretty nice yeah that's like whatever but I think just pee I think pee I think pee because I've thrown up on dig before too but it's it was an accident that's normal bro that happened to me for the first time and I was like what the fuck do I do it's cute it's a cute little moment I was so confused It's crazy that I got it on video Oh, my favorite content
Starting point is 00:10:03 Literally Throw up on my dick girls I feel like the porn title would be active too That shit, though, yeah, for real If you don't throw about my shit I'm like your skills ain't enough to par I feel I feel it Because I like that
Starting point is 00:10:15 Oh my shit This nigga bitch bitch is Who's up? Like drink this motherfucker Come on. But throw up on your shit Oh my god, I need a shoddy shot Time for another shoddy shot
Starting point is 00:10:26 Oh, my gosh. Baby, is that a mixed drink? I don't do mixed drinks. I was like, I'm going to keep it AD. All wrong, baby. I'm going to keep it AD. AD is a ratchet. I'm a real ratchet.
Starting point is 00:10:36 I'm a real ratchet. I'm going to be a little ratchet tonight. That's right. Or today. It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. Wednesday's the best day. I'm going to dinner after this.
Starting point is 00:10:41 A nice candle lit dinner. You know what I'm saying? Might hit the club. You know what I do? A club? With the homies, you know what? I don't have no day. Nobody liked me.
Starting point is 00:10:50 You feel me? No, stop saying that. What's your Zodiac sign? I know people hate... Oh, shit. Oh, you're a fire sign. Oh, shit. I got that fire.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Me too. I mean, hey. What can I say? And he's a Pisces. Hey, what are you? Picey. I'm a water signo. That's why you squirrel, care.
Starting point is 00:11:08 No, you said you blast toys. You squirrels? No. I guess I'm Charles Arby. He's red. I don't do that. Yeah. So y'all like gang members and shit?
Starting point is 00:11:18 Okay. Game members? Hey. That was so random Like Hey, they were shooting And shot real quick Like hey,
Starting point is 00:11:27 were you fuck my niggas from the hood, though? I'm just asking I'm wondering Okay, so growing up I grew up in
Starting point is 00:11:32 Baldwin Park Elmani borderline So I grew up with a lot of like Cholitos And I've never been attracted to those type, you know?
Starting point is 00:11:42 Because So what type of gang members do you like? I want like a really mature gang member A.D. He's a really mature
Starting point is 00:11:51 gang member. Like, like, Like, I want, um, look for a horror, let me tell you these, um, um, day to day, you feel me? Wakes up. Post is like a super funny meme, right? Oh.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Comes to no jumper works, leaves. It's somewhere like at a club where like, you can only go in if you have a section. He drinks 42, throws up out of a sprinter band that he owns. Goes to the, goes to the studio, gets drunk again, and does the same thing all over. And then every Sunday, he's drunk. You forgot one thing. I be with my kids Oh yeah, yeah, damn, man
Starting point is 00:12:27 You're a dad I didn't know that I got two kids Okay, that's why you're mature You're grown We're older than Oh, 2 and 12 Oh wow, 10 years apart
Starting point is 00:12:36 Yeah Different baby mom So how old are you? 32 Oh, you're young Oh, you were getting it in Yeah, me and my daughter have the same birthday
Starting point is 00:12:43 My 20th birthday I had my daughter You and your daughter and your daughter have the same birthday The one thing that was yours She took it She took it No, that's cool though
Starting point is 00:12:49 Because I go like They're sharing My life the way it is Like I go out all the time I turn up anyway. So when my birthday comes around, that's just my daughter day. I spend that with her.
Starting point is 00:12:57 It's cool. I'm just happy to be alive and share with her. Yeah, that's beautiful. You know what I stopped doing? Because I heard you, you had an issue with the energy drink and alcohol.
Starting point is 00:13:09 I don't do that. I don't know how people drink Red Bull. Let me tell you, I was doing that shit. I was drinking Red Bull and Don Julio. And I would wake up in the morning and my heart is like pounding and I'm shaking and I'm like, oh no.
Starting point is 00:13:22 It's not good. And you literally verify that. So you'll be watching the show. Yeah, I do. I fuck with you. She's her own girl. No, I've been watching it. Tight pussy thysie, right?
Starting point is 00:13:32 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Tai pussy. Yeah. Ta-cucci. Tukuchi. No, the pussy. You got to say pussy.
Starting point is 00:13:38 I got to say pussy. That's your Twitter name now. I haven't. I haven't had an energy drink since, though. Like that was like one of the most scariest times in my life and I've been through a lot of bullshit. You know what I'm saying? Like, I was really in the back of the fucking.
Starting point is 00:13:52 fucking hospital fucking van and then too that shit was like when you buy yourself too you just like damn let's get to your head heart like a mental thing I just start thinking about everything that I should have been doing more and I was like I spent my last day on earth not with my kids not doing unproductive I was at karaoke getting drunk as for what a party bus full of women shit you want to karaoke baby yes I always go to karaoke I'll be singing a batchie bus I'd be Everybody. Oh my God, I love karaoke. What's your favorite song to sing when you're drunk on karaoke?
Starting point is 00:14:29 I was saying Lady Gaga. So you know what she was doing recently? She was making guacamole. In the jacuzzi. In the jacuzzi with the titties out. What? Because I'm a comedy. Is that a only fan?
Starting point is 00:14:39 No, no, she did that live. I'm going to say, that's like some shit. I'd be like, I want to see some shit like that. I was in the jacuzzi, like, just drunk as shit. And then my friend was like, oh, I need you to make the guac. But I was like in the jacuzzi And then she just brought it to me I was like okay I'm gonna do tutorial
Starting point is 00:14:55 Let me tell you last time I was in the jacuzzi what happened I went in the jacuzzi I guess they put too much chlorine or whatever the fuck that was in there I was in there with a woman I had black drawings when I got in Then motherfuckers was bleached when I got out For real? That happened to me too
Starting point is 00:15:10 Yeah I was like what the fuck is there? I wonder if your booty hole can get bleached like that Huh? Hmm If you can try that Right? Honestly you need to Do some research.
Starting point is 00:15:22 If I ever had sex in the pool? For sure. Disgusting. I hate it. Bro, that was like one of the best sex I've ever had. In the pool? Like in the pool. Mama, the friction.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Honestly, I had to put a rubber on for that. Is it like the shower? It's like shower sex. Like it's like frictiony. I don't like it. I like shower sex. You don't like shower sex? No, I like that shit.
Starting point is 00:15:40 Musty and Dusty. You know what it is? Whoa! You know what it is? You know what it is? You know what it is? Shower house to have room. Shower does have to have room.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Yeah, like you can have a little-ass shower. I don't got room. I used to have a little shower. I used to hit it like one leg out. You know what I'm saying? Making it work. Making it work. Making it work.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Or I'm like, hey, can you bend over while I'm in the shower and I just get it cracking right there? Oh, can I get it. You know what I'm saying? What about the bathtub? The bathtub? I don't think me and Duno fitting them too many bathtubs in Los Angeles. I'm going to keep a G.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Nah, we got to have a special bubble bath being made. That big, big bathtub. Yeah. Yeah, but we had one, though. I'm gonna get one. You know what I'm saying? Buy one. No, but I don't like the friction.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Like, you don't feel no coochie juice. Like, it's only like frictiony. It's the water. Okay, okay, okay. So what if you're horny and on your period, you have to have shower sex, right? No, you don't. No, you don't.
Starting point is 00:16:41 I'm not running a red light if it's not in the shower. I'm gonna keep a jeep. Yeah, a lot of them. I love it. I love it. You love it. You love it. I like it.
Starting point is 00:16:49 Because that's when you're like the horniest. No, yeah, that's so true. Like, I can't. I'm like, I'm like here at the horniest. Yeah. But I go, I go shower after, like, not shower, but like wash off afterwards. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, but I for sure have had a sex with a girl in her period.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Yeah. And not in the shower. No, it wasn't in the shower. Put the towel down, put the towel down, rubber on and got it cracking. You were sick nigga. I didn't remember. You know what? Respect to you, you know, because I love it.
Starting point is 00:17:14 You guys have to experience. Like, I want to experience everything. Like what? What's something you have an experience? Fucking a guy. Shitting on a guy? You want a shit on a guy? No.
Starting point is 00:17:26 That's too intimate. Like, you, I don't want to know what I... Like, I don't want them knowing what I ate before, you know? Because me, I'm actually stink. You might die before you even get started. No, no, no, no. You're going to be, uh. Hey, real, hey, real, okay, would you ever give a blanket?
Starting point is 00:17:39 What is that? If I loved him. Real, uh, for a blanket is when you're taking the shit and somebody gets your head. So, like, if you suck dick while you're somebody taking the shit. I think, um, I think it's just because me, like, when I love a guy, I'm very, like, down for whatever he's down. But I'm down because I'm down too. And I'm very stubborn to.
Starting point is 00:17:56 You'll do anything. See, me. I like for my lady, like, to take submission, like, choke me and slap me around and shit. Oh, that's weird, fool. Oh, baby. I like being choked. Me too. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:18:09 I'm down for the token. No, I'm down for the token. No, no. I'm down for the token. But don't talk me back. That's kind of like. No, that shit's hot. I always do hot.
Starting point is 00:18:16 It'll be a bit. Stop. Yeah, you like this pussy? Yeah. Get the fuck out of you. I'm with that bullshit. I feel like I'm so dominant in real life that during sex I become like very submissive. Like I like being submissive more than dominant.
Starting point is 00:18:29 But in real life, my man, I'm very. Have you ever slapped the guy in the face while fucking? No, but I've choked him. Or I've always been like, I'm going to choke you. The first time I got choked off camera like, it was just random. You can barely breathe anyway. Oh, I'm done. I'm done.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Yeah. A D.D. was drunk out the Red Bull the first time he got slapped. You want to read the first topic, D.D.? I let you do it. Go ahead. You don't never want to read no more, huh? Nah, if I'm getting bullied now. No, I can't read it. Y'all can't bully my homie, Duno.
Starting point is 00:19:00 This is my real nigga right here. No, I love Duno. You got to read the first one. Oh, oh. He's trimmed it in for you. Okay, no. We got to get it bigger because I can't see shit. You can't see that?
Starting point is 00:19:10 I can't. I can't see that. I can't. I can't. I read it. What do I have to read? Just read the left side. Apocato.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Avocado. Awakata. Okay. The man survives after being swallowed by a humpback whale. Uh-huh. Now. Keep really. On top of surviving, being swallowed by a humpback whale, he also survived a jungle,
Starting point is 00:19:33 Plankaj being dragged out to sea for hours and many closing cars with great white shorts. That's it. Bro, that nigga is the luckiest. No. I'm too drunk. He's the luck. He's the luckiest. of all time.
Starting point is 00:19:48 A humpback whale swallowed him and he survived that? Wait. Josh, can you show them what a humpback well look like? I know what it looks like. I'm trying to figure out if he was like his leg was spread out like he was trying to claim a wall. If it was me,
Starting point is 00:20:01 the humpback would have swallowed me. I'd have been. Boom. I'll have been. Sockin his shit out of that goddamn well from the inside. And I probably would have to buy me on me. Wait, is that real though?
Starting point is 00:20:12 Yes, how do you guys know? Because it's the rid of podcast. It was in the news. That's not I thought that was AD real cool What'd you do it? What'd you do it?
Starting point is 00:20:22 I thought that was AD. No, you guys better stop. Y'all better stop. I like to fuck. Damn. I just knew. That's the guy right there. Look, he was talking to the news about the shit.
Starting point is 00:20:34 That's what swallowed him. That food's literally. He's white. So it kind of makes sense. And he's ready. He's ready. Is he ready, Red? I like the thing I'm a humpback whale.
Starting point is 00:20:43 I want to be swallowed one day. Feel me? Look, dude. He want to be swallowed. Someone come get your man. He's out here wilding. He's single now. He's single. He's not here wilding.
Starting point is 00:21:00 He's single. A shout to that. Shout to being single. With your little mix. What's the call? Don't worry about me, fool. Anyway, let me tell you what happened to me doing all this week, right?
Starting point is 00:21:12 This weekend. So I'm having a number. nice night. I go to the motherfucking berries. Oh. What the fuck was that? I go to berries, bro. You know, berries got hookah now. Okay. Where's this at?
Starting point is 00:21:27 And a nigga ain't ever took you to berries. She's not a real one. No, it's not it. Barries is not it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Berries is a nice place. They got hookin now. When you go to the back, it's secluded. It's very nice. You know what I mean? They got the famous lobster pizza, so if you
Starting point is 00:21:43 ever in L.A., everybody go It's the lobster pizza from there. It's a hot spot in Los Angeles. So I'm at the hookah place. I'm drinking a little bit. I'm having a good-ass time. I'm leaving. By the time I get on the freeway,
Starting point is 00:21:55 I just feel a boom! Hit the whip. They hit you from the back or from the side? Pause. And pause. Okay. Okay. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:22:05 I hear out. Boom! I'm looking. I'm like, I'm driving. I'm like, what the fuck? Just hit me. I didn't hit nothing. I see a car behind me.
Starting point is 00:22:14 I'm thinking somebody busing at me. I look at the weird view window. It's like a dent in the car, but it's like to where the dent could look like a bullet. Like a bullet. So I'm like, damn, niggas got on me. So I'm driving. It's a car behind me and shit like that. And then the car just drives off. I get off the freeway. I grab from, I grab the accessories. You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to wait and anticipate what's about to happen. And I look and I'm like, the car ain't following me. I get out the car and I look. I'm like, it was wet on the side. I'm like, Somebody threw like a beer bottle or something on the shit.
Starting point is 00:22:49 You feel me? It wasn't a bullet hole, bro. What the fuck? So then I circling back around. I'm pissed off now. I'm circling back around. I'm looking to see like, who the fuck did this?
Starting point is 00:22:58 There's a whole bunch of homeless people, bro. There's like camps of homeless people right by the freeway, bro, and I guess they're throwing shit at people, bro. Oh, I thought you hit someone. I was like, don't tell me. No, I wouldn't tell that story. I'd be in Mexico right now. I'd be chilling.
Starting point is 00:23:11 I'm like, don't say it. Uh-uh. But it was so many homeless people there. And I was so mad. I was like... You were chipping on the homeless. No, it was too many of them. It'd be wrong if I single one person out.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But what I wanted to do is pop one of them niggas in the toe and they hit the freeway and keep it pushing. Thank God I didn't do that shit. I had to take that in. And I got to get another car fixed because I fucked my other car up with the, you know, with the gas station thing. I took the pump off the damn gas station.
Starting point is 00:23:37 So I'm just fucking up cars left it right now. That shit was fucked up, bro. Damn, that's crazy. So homeless people right now, they're invading like a motherfucker and they're attacking people they're doing no but that's see I'm one of the people I will fight a bum
Starting point is 00:23:52 all that crazy shit literally I'm down to LA my homeboys shout to the uh bocce bus they have a habachi bus they fucking got they got businesses now I go to her botchy bus and I'm sitting in waiting in the line I'm proud of my home boys bum comes next to me he's like
Starting point is 00:24:08 move out the way I'm like I'm like who the fuck is you talking I'm like I'm the wrong nigga for you to even be walking up on saying some shit like that. I'm like, what you say, nigga? The nigga look, you see him outside some size. He got a little distance. He was just like, I'm talking to you. I'm like, bring a bitch ass back over here, nigga.
Starting point is 00:24:25 I got to say something real quick, though. You can never fight a crackhead. You for sure can. They're going to win. They're going to win. Maybe even if you think they're built different. They're built different. They'll do a back flip.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Don't get head times before they swing on you. And then when you swing on them, they're going to do a front flip to you and swing on you. Like, it's like you can never win with a crackhead. That's why I have that crackhead energy. You got super bad. You were cracket? No, no, no. But I have that cracket energy.
Starting point is 00:24:54 I'm from, so me being from downtown LA, I've had a lot of experiences with bums. You went to high school and Skidwell. No, I did. The viewers, no. No, I did it. Oh, what the thing? Reviewers, no. So, so me being from downtown Lai, fucking out of I have my experience with lots of bums.
Starting point is 00:25:10 And I don't fought a couple of bums. Is it bad if we say bums, though? We should say homeless people. Homeless people. We ain't going to say bums. Let's fuck it. I cracked it off. It's wrong.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Just the homeless people, dude, though. Since you went to school with them. These are friends. Bro, them motherfuckers, some of them be wilding. Like, bro,
Starting point is 00:25:22 I didn't, one of them was like, stop tagging. I'm like, get the fuck off the street to him, motherfucker. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:29 But some of them are like, bro, that's nasty. Like, one time one of them try to like, piss on us and I was like,
Starting point is 00:25:34 what the fuck? Like, bro, you know, if I'm not saying all homeless people are like that because I, I ain't going to lie,
Starting point is 00:25:39 but I have a couple homeless fools that I've seen my whole life grew up and they were always cool, respectful. Obviously, they went through when they went through in life and ended up where they're out. But they've always been respectful, but some of them motherfuck could be wild.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Just not giving a fuck. Spitting that car, throwing rocks and shit when they're mad. Dad be me. Don't be me. In the middle of the street, too. Yeah, but naked. But naked. We're trying to come here on a twerk off with me.
Starting point is 00:26:02 You good at twerking? Yeah, I got a little brand-moody. Show your twerk move right now. Show the twerk moves to the camera. Let's go. I got the jeans on. And I did that song. See, our viewers would have got so happy.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Yeah, show them that. Go ahead. Are you guys ready? Yep, we're ready. Go. Do it. No, they got a tip first. You got a tip first.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Thank you, baby. I'm going to have her as my manager now. Hey, donate. Hey, Josh, for the first person that don't know is $20, you hire off in the tour. Can they donate on the live right? What do you mean? Let's do that. They could donate?
Starting point is 00:26:32 The first person that donates. 20 bucks. 20 bucks. Oh, hell. I'm like, this is what I do in my OF life. 20 is cool. No, I'm a little boozy stripper. Okay, how about this?
Starting point is 00:26:43 50. I'm a little boogie stripper, okay? 55? 55? 55, I cashed at you right now. Somebody donates it. I wouldn't even consider myself a stripper, by the way. I'm sorry, I'm cutting you off.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Because I don't even take off like, like. No, we just say taking that. No, but I'm going to get cut off of YouTube. I'm a dancer. We just want to see a little dancing dance. No, I'm a dancer. A little dancey. Yeah, I took her lingo.
Starting point is 00:27:08 That's what I did. Oh, yeah. I was saying you down. A little dancing. If somebody don't need it's a hundred bucks, avocado, thati, and for your hire a turkey. And I'm a, and I'm a cash at Bion, so y'all good. Exactly. The money coming straight to y'all.
Starting point is 00:27:21 You down? I don't have cash up. I have Zell, cash up, Vimot, PayPal, what you need. All right. Let me find out. You find out. I'm like to subscribe. So let's do this.
Starting point is 00:27:33 We ain't never, we ain't never did this before. Josh, can we bring the chats up real quick? Okay. In the middle of the goddamn show. Let's bring the chats up. No, he said, no, we're not doing it. Wait, is it better? If somebody don't have 100 bucks, you're hiring twerking.
Starting point is 00:27:49 But I can't even twerk with jeans. It's okay, you could try. Hey, how about this? The jeans? Justin, you got a $100 bill? I'll just give it to you. We're going to cut the bullshit right now. No?
Starting point is 00:28:02 Nobody got cash. We got cash right now. You're hiring. Now you got to twerk for $100. You have to. $100. $100. A lot.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Baby, a hundred. A hundred. That's nothing. What? That's exactly, baby, girl. No, yeah. That really is nothing. A hundred bucks.
Starting point is 00:28:19 A hundred bucks. And it's for our viewers. It's for our end of the thing. Describe it for OnlyFans. I might post today. See? What you want to see? First it was 55, then it was 100.
Starting point is 00:28:30 See, you got money around here now. Y'all trying to up the price. As we should. Yeah. That's how it works. That's how it works. That's how it works. That's all we got.
Starting point is 00:28:38 At the end of the day, I'm sorry. The fans wanted to see the dancing. Respectfully, I am declining. Do I look there or there? Which one you're looking at? Trevor. Only the Lord knows. The good Lord.
Starting point is 00:28:57 I like that. Trevor got his hat on too. Oh, shit. Joshua. Come on, don't take another shot. Yeah, but anyway. I want to hear something. You guys have to ask us.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Okay, go ahead. Maybe we should do something. So what's your body count? Oh, crack it off. I always lie. Right to the gusto. We're lying too. I don't even know at this point.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Yeah. So my body count. Not like that though. Like I just don't document it. But my body count is whoever I've been with, you know? It's just like my. Some people, I don't even want to count because some. Well, damn.
Starting point is 00:29:32 They should have not. If they stuck it in, it counts. No. I know. Oh, no. You know one time. Okay. But.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Oh my God. I don't want to. Even then, I don't want to comment. I have a bad story. You guys can't be talking over each other. Yeah, I like, thank you, too. No, you're going to learn. Okay, Mr. Adam 22 now.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Oh, boy, he's getting so mad on me. So now when people do it, I'm a podcast. No, but don't, don't, you know, the thing is, bro, like, I went through the same shit too. It's like, you got to go to podcast school. Like, see, like, I was, rare before you came, I was here. So I'm like, your podcast, big brother. I got to tell you, like, do it don't do this shit. And people think.
Starting point is 00:30:08 You've been trying to bully Duno. I'd be like, shut the fuck up, girl. That's my homeboy. I got his back. What's the most famous person that's been here, D.M? Oh, this question again. Hey, look, look. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:30:21 We're not going to name drop because I ain't with that shit on this show. No. You feel me? But we can do this. You can give us a hint. If they guess or they guess or they don't, they don't. You didn't. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:30:36 You already did it, Dune. No, no. It's hard because I'm not going to lie. I'm not really good with rappers to begin with. Why not? AD is a rapper. Would you be good with AD? No, I'm saying like, no, like I don't know their faces.
Starting point is 00:30:52 I know their music, but if I were to see them at the club, I have no idea. Oh, okay, okay. Same. Some of them, I don't know if they're- Would you be offended? I don't know what they look like. I look you guys real quick.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Would you be offended if you put up to the club and she knew every word of your song, but they didn't know who you. you weren't no I'm gonna tell him somebody else I'm gonna say I know AD oh okay okay still shoot my shot oh you know I'm saying bro but AD is bird they'd be with like OT Genesis everywhere so it's just super bird like full people know who you are I'll be a lot of people but I'll be a do no too fuck you hey bro you know people you're good you're good bro you know people die at me like three times the week like hey bro did you go out this week
Starting point is 00:31:32 that's what I'm saying anywhere I can't go anywhere today they're gonna be like hey did you bring Duno, did you bring him? Duno Films, man. That's why I invite you now, but I'm like, the nigga ain't gonna come. So I went to the Dodger game with Duno, and I've never been in a situation where a lot of people are literally stopping him
Starting point is 00:31:48 for photos. But it's a Dodger game. No, but I have, literally, I have to take the photos. I'm just trying to get buzzed. I'm like, I'm not here to do, but I was doing it. But it's okay, baby. After that day, I'm like, damn, imagine, like, dating someone who's, like, famous how it would be.
Starting point is 00:32:04 It's terrible. Turn a little to the Eddie than asshole We're not teaching you I mean I wouldn't It's school What Dodger game did you go to? We went
Starting point is 00:32:15 You know it's crazy That we went to the Dodger game And I was like Okay Dodger games Are usually full of a bunch of Latinos Dajer game Duh
Starting point is 00:32:22 And then and then Tell me something I don't know And then And then I'm from the city I'm from like down the street of Dodger Stadium So it was just brother A minute I walked in It was like
Starting point is 00:32:33 Stav stop Picture picture picture fan fan Bro, people were screaming like, do no. Have across the sea, but you knew that shit though. Yeah, I knew it was coming, but usually like, like I ain't going to lie lately. I've been kind of like, I'm just trying to enjoy myself. But look, but look. Wait, that was me this weekend too.
Starting point is 00:32:51 In San Diego, people were like avocado, I went to the IE. And there was some home girls. And then every single time I walk, people would stop me like, oh, you look familiar. And they would come too close to me. I'm like, chill, like, bouncing. Yeah, boundaries. I know you know who I am, but like, it's because they see you as like an only fans girl and they think that just because you're so online, they can like, they get too
Starting point is 00:33:15 comfortable. Yes, me being a stripper too, they get too comfortable. I'm like, don't put your pinky in my fucking booty hole. What? Not like that though. Do not. Do not. I know.
Starting point is 00:33:26 I know you throw. Honestly, no, yeah. When I went to the strip club, I saw like guys slapping girls' asses and I would have been like, bro, what the fuck? No, I think that's normal of their strippers. But when they do it. If you stripping your ass is salam, that's the partner. When they're trying a lot of money, it's normal.
Starting point is 00:33:40 But if you're not, if you only holding 200 on you, I'm, I respect to whoever has 200 only on them right now. But it's like, don't go up to the strip club and think that you're going to be smacking girls' ass and like baddies, like bad bitches. Like you can probably go to like a bad strip club and go do that. But at the strip clubs that I work at, why I work at Sam's half bra. Yeah, I'm unfamiliar with Sam. Mm-hmm. I'd be here with Sam's after dark, all that. Baby, after dark?
Starting point is 00:34:08 Yeah. Isn't that, like, kind of like... Sam's after dark. The strippers go there too. Oh, I didn't know that. Hey, look, real quick, real quick. AD throws a lot of money. He does, because Mr. Nams is too.
Starting point is 00:34:21 I don't know what you're talking about. They're all homey. They're all known for that. Oh, yeah, AD. Shout out hollow tips. I mean, hey, what can I say? You know what I'm saying? No, we love the rain man, you know
Starting point is 00:34:37 The weatherman, AD the weather man Oh, I didn't find out, yeah What? This football, he'll throw money on you Drop down 1942 on you and then get another one Oh, I love that That's how much money he has, he's rich You bet he's my boss He's my boss
Starting point is 00:34:55 He's your boss He's your employees Sam just open yesterday You working there now? I'm, I need to go Oh, so we got to do a no jump over A no jumper vlog, and we got to come do that. We got some shit to do.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Yeah, yeah. Look, Josh got ideas. She's like, we got to. The strip club. All right, so Albuquerado. Do you want to explain to them what you do? Because I know people are like, oh, only fans, only fans. But tell them why you're so known.
Starting point is 00:35:19 I don't even know why I'm so known. Bro. All right. I'm going to say it because in my podcast. Do you a manager? I'm a millionaire of only fans. I know a lot of millionaires of only fans. For real?
Starting point is 00:35:29 Adam. Adam. Yeah, he is. Adam is a only fan. Of course. No, yeah, there's a lot of millions. But you know I respect to the most, you know what the first thing she told me she's like when I first got my check, she's like, I retired my parents.
Starting point is 00:35:42 That's me. You're supposed to. Yeah, no, but that's, you know what? Like most, you feel me? I'm not, I'm not judging. Girl, that's the only family. But she's like, yeah, the first thing I did was, yes, shit, I retired my parents. If I would, if I made a million, I would for sure buy my mom a new house and like,
Starting point is 00:35:55 make her feel good. Like, that's my dream. That's like the first thing. You come to mind. You know what I'm gonna do with my next man? What are going to do? mama house. I'm going to cry.
Starting point is 00:36:06 You better stop. I'm serious. I'm going to cry, cry. That's just bullshit. Dude, no, no bullshit. You try to buy my mama house to get in this koochee hole. Let me find out.
Starting point is 00:36:15 No, no, that's too much to get into the kucci. That's too much. I'm like, hold. I'm the motherfucking prize, all right? Oh, I love that. Yeah, I'm the motherfucking prize. All right. Look, like that.
Starting point is 00:36:26 For you hire a fucking, fucking AD, your type? He's, he's handsome. Amazing. But usually I'm not your type. Why don't you say that? I don't have no type. I just like real, baby. And I'm real.
Starting point is 00:36:38 I'm the type that would literally like, you can hear, okay, okay, an experience. So I was like dating this guy and I had the runs and I had to go and I didn't know that his. Oh, shit. I didn't. I don't know about that.
Starting point is 00:36:52 No, once you're drinking alcohol and you eating good food the next morning, every bitch is going to have an alcohol. You ain't lying. That happens to me too. I'm not lying. I mean there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:01 And every girl who drinks alcohol. you know you have this situation. So anyway, so I woke up. I went to the restroom and I thought he was sleeping. So I'm like, okay, cool. Let me sneak in and try to like, take a fucking shit. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:37:17 So I went in there and I had no idea that he was hearing me fucking basically sharp. I was like fucking farting and shitting at the same time. And literally, maybe like when we got together, he told me he was like, you know, I heard you like when we were. We're first day. You told me. But you know what? You got to keep it real.
Starting point is 00:37:38 And I kept saying, ooh, every time I was like farting, he's shitting just so I can, like, if he years out, like, oh, oh, oh, oh. That's all that. I ain't allowed.
Starting point is 00:37:46 I told you. I would have just went home. I would have. Oh, my God. You're like, AD, look, so A.D. He was like, he's like, he said when you first go to a girl's house,
Starting point is 00:37:54 would you shit in a house? And I was like, I'm like, if I really got a shit, yeah. You got a shit. I'll make sure I shit before. Let me tell you, It's been sometimes that I spend night over a grill house and I wake up in a morning
Starting point is 00:38:05 I got a fort, bad. But you don't know if it's a fart or a shit. You know if you're comfortable. No, no, it's not the shit, though. I know when I got a fort and I know when I got a shit. I don't be like shitting on myself and I'm like that. You know what I'm saying? But I will sit there and be like, wake up like, hey, oh, it's sturdy in here.
Starting point is 00:38:20 Let me go take out the garbage or something. I go outside. You know what I'm saying? Let an air route and then I come back in. Get back under the bed and shit. Yo, I'm not going to lie, but I feel like maybe it's, some men I've dated, but I feel like they kind of like when I fart. No.
Starting point is 00:38:35 What your pork smell like? I don't know about that. You know if they smell gross. Like, but I, I know guys like, they like that. That's like a king. Yeah, it's like, it's a king. A hot bitch farting up in you. I post ass and they'd be like, do it fart.
Starting point is 00:38:48 There's actually a girl. I don't know her name, but she makes a lot off only fans. She's farting. And baby sees this shit? Mm-hmm. I should sign up. Where do I sign? All right.
Starting point is 00:39:00 I could say quefy. We're fighting, quefeing? But you said you queep on command. Okay, so my little highlight of my little... We'll say that for Patreon. That's like a talent. That's a talent.
Starting point is 00:39:12 Shout out Mr. Marlon Waynes, but I actually showed him that I can quiff on command, but with my clothes on. We were out, he's like, with your clothes on? With my clothes on. Can you go right out?
Starting point is 00:39:23 No, jeans, baby, this is tugging the coochie hole. She can't breathe right now, but I had something where I... What's your coochies name? Oh. I need her name. her. I haven't named her. I think it's
Starting point is 00:39:33 yummy. Yum. Yeah. Because that's my stripper name. Can you got that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Yeah. Hey, did you read the that? That's funny. No, y'all got, let me tell you something. Y'all both got good personalities. I got good.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Great personalities. Thank you. Yeah. You're almost as good as me. Thank you. Oh, I'm almost as good. I love that. Because I'm like a 10,
Starting point is 00:39:55 you're like a 9.5. That's all I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? You still got a A? Mm-hmm. And it's my first. I'm here, so I've never been live. I've never been, I don't do life.
Starting point is 00:40:06 I don't do any of that, you know? And how does it feel? It feels kind of good. Yeah, shout out of the hunger. Look, look. I think the viewer, yeah, there you go ahead. Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
Starting point is 00:40:16 I think, oh, I think the viewers are going to follow you after this. I hope so. And they're going to be your friend after this. Oh, I want friends. Yeah. I'm really sweet. We love them. I'm very sweet.
Starting point is 00:40:28 No, there are, these are the homies. Yeah, okay. We don't diss the Gumbie squad and the meth heads. We don't distra. I don't think Simp is a bad thing. Oh, yeah, I'm a Picey's. Yeah, I'm a Pisces. I'll be like hurt.
Starting point is 00:40:42 You can only simp for one person. No, you just have a lot of people. Bro, bro, bro. For you didn't, been heartbroken over a bitch. I wasn't your bitch. What you mean? Like, she wasn't a girl. Ain't nobody.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Ain't nobody. Oh, nobody. But do you feel like that about everybody? I mean, at the end of the day, it was your turn. It's your turn. Of course, I've been heartbroken over a girl before. A couple. Hey, hey, he's older.
Starting point is 00:41:06 He's wiser. Hey, hey, keep on a buck. Fuck, have you ever cried over a girl? No. Me either. Me either. No, no, no. No, no.
Starting point is 00:41:14 No, no. No, no. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I've never cried over a girl, but I've done some things and I didn't got too drunk and I've cried to a girl. Not over a girl. Like, come back, baby, please.
Starting point is 00:41:26 If you leave, you leave. But I didn't do some stuff in relationships. I'm like, I'm tripping right now. You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna keep in a guy. If I'm gonna keep in the book, I've never been like, like, like,
Starting point is 00:41:35 again, for I've never cried over a girl, but I've been like, like, shot over a bitch like damn. I didn't want to do that. Oh, I've been heartbroken like. But you don't cry? No, no, because I'm not, you know. That's how I'm a, I'm a bitch.
Starting point is 00:41:47 So I cry all this way. Like, if I'm in a relationship when a girl says, I'm about to leave you. And I'd be like, no, baby, don't leave me. I'll do that. But if you leave and you just done, I'd be like, no, I'm out. Fuck you, bitch.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Fuck you and your mama. Fuck everybody. That's how you know. I need to go to your dentist. I'm going to get my teeth done. He's so proud of them. You got veneers? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Thank you. They look good. For real. I need to be in here. Okay, my only thing is like, okay, when I'm sucking dick, I don't want it to hurt him. Oh. Because I don't want them to be. Too big.
Starting point is 00:42:15 Like, I don't want to too big. She's thoughtful. So what's my? They're amazing. They fit you perfectly. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. Full with your dentist.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Give me a shout up. Yeah. Oh, shout out to her. I ain't even going to put the plug out there Everybody told me on the low I'll damn you all right Mm-hmm mm-hmm Hey
Starting point is 00:42:31 For AD read this one Because this one's kind of scottless I'm scared He got to zoom back up Oh that you can of the world's biggest family Has passed He had 38 wives And 89 children
Starting point is 00:42:44 That nigga was fucking like a jackrabbit God damn 89 Yeah 89 kids That was an alien You can there's no way that you can have that much come that I have that much Well you don't I can start an army today is a lot that's a lot of children Fertile too wait click you see his family listen listen listen I didn't bro that's like
Starting point is 00:43:08 Satan I haven't busted 89 nuts his wife yeah they stepped out they stepped out Jop said he did that yesterday oh shit Okay I got I got a question for you do know shot to that nigga what's name is I What's the most nuts you busting one day? With my hat or with a bitch? No, not well period in general in general I think I think I did I kick like the you from me I think it was like I think it was like seven nuts Seven with a girl and like like like like we were like you loved her I know he loved her I know he love her
Starting point is 00:43:47 Not for sure that she's she's cool as fuck we we cool as fuck but whenever we lean we just get drunk and fuck and she's like all about it I'm all about it like it's a dope time but we're in we were somewhere hotel vibe big kicking it and I busted a hell of nudge and she was like 7-0 she nutted to you for me we was living life I hope so yeah I don't
Starting point is 00:44:08 not you didn't fuck the wrong people before really like I've only like came a few times but I feel like I'm very hard to come because I want to feel like girls it takes a lot more work no that's all it's all mental though Somebody had to guide you through it, you know what I'm saying? Like a trip.
Starting point is 00:44:25 You know what I mean? Yep. So, okay, my experience once. Okay, I went on a date with the guy. You got to be there. AD's full of shit. He's just, man. No, but he's right, though.
Starting point is 00:44:36 That's right. Man, that's bullshit. That's the ladies talk. You got to be really, I went on a date once. And, like, he was super attractive. We went to a bar called black. I don't know if you've heard of it before. Ad, he's black.
Starting point is 00:44:51 I am done. So I went to like the black bar with him and we were like we're filling ourselves. We're drinking and we were having a good time. We were having a good time and like we went back to his place. I'm like, okay, do you have a condom? He pulls out a condom. He's about a go in me. He comes.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Oh, that's happened to me too. He comes. I feel like guys are embarrassed when that happens. Shout off. He's my homie now. I love him. But you put him in the homies on after that. No, but he's my homie.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Like we don't, we're not fucking, but I bring girls to him and they are. And they fuck him? They fuck him because he's good looking. But in my experience, I was like, I don't know what I did to him. You know what was crazy? You know what was crazy? She's like I'm like a big nigga. Most girls usually think like, you feel me?
Starting point is 00:45:36 You ain't got no stamina. What? I'd be rocking these bitches. This world. I'm like, damn. You'll be proving them wrong. Bro, what? I feel like if you can fight, you can fuck.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Nah. If you can fight, you can fuck. I think, I think, I think. My theory's always been like, if you could dance, you can fuck. Oh. Okay. Yes, right?
Starting point is 00:45:57 That's something way more reasonable than fighting. I just recently started writing. Before I get tired off two seconds, baby, I'm like, that's just tired. You just started. No, but I'm like, I just started. No, but no. Yes.
Starting point is 00:46:11 So now I know my rhythm. Actually, I do enjoy writing. I do. I'm a tagger, but now I do. I do too, yeah. I don't think it was like the right guy. like I want to feel into I want to feel like oh yeah yeah I get you I'm a real not but it is true which is usually be like you for me and that hey let me say
Starting point is 00:46:32 something I like turning my hat around have my chains on throwing the game signs over there oh my good huh yeah especially now that Bernie started getting chains chains in their faces they want that oh yeah yeah you know what I do after they lock you rock my world I'm gonna put on the you know you for me the little one and they go to sleep but you know you For you from I gotta get it back in the morning. Baby girl, we should get some chains. We should be on hitting them with our chains.
Starting point is 00:46:56 We should. We were writing? Hit that motherfucker in the face with the chain. Hell no. Put the cities in the face and the chains. Domestic, you're going to jail. Baby, domestic is okay right now. No, he better like it.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Fucking the hungry. So would you let a nigga hit you with a chain? Yeah. Hey, do you like real quick, real quick. Do you like when a guy caused you a little horn? What fucking you? It's a little, um. I like it, but...
Starting point is 00:47:23 I'm doing that shit, little slutty-ass bitch. It gets you into it more. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm gonna say one thing I like. I like spit it in the girl mouth. Okay, but okay, okay, okay. So I'm okay with that, but one time I got strep throat. You got to get tested before you do it.
Starting point is 00:47:42 No, but like it was like bacteria. It's because it's bacteria. It was like, I was really young, but like I went to the hospital because of it. It was so bad. I got scarlet fever. Oh, I don't know about that. What is that?
Starting point is 00:47:53 Scarlet fever. What is that? In the middays, they would have died off scarlet fever. What the fucking scarlet fever? Who are you fucking what that gives you scarlet fever? I know Scarlet witch. Let's look at a scarlet fever. I want to read this.
Starting point is 00:48:09 I want you to read this. I can't read. Is it? Do you still have it? No. Okay. How long ago was it? Maybe I was 15, 16.
Starting point is 00:48:17 Yeah. Scarlet fever. He is. I had rations, yeah. What the f? That's like, that like, schemates? Wait, I think I got that one time, too. What?
Starting point is 00:48:27 Who are you guys sucking, Bob? No, no, no, it's like. Who are you guys sucking? No, but you have a fever, you get that. I've never gotten gotten. No, but you had it. They probably were hos. Hey, real quick.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Yeah, and I'm so loyal, baby girl. I'm loyal, too. That breaks my heart. You better stop. That's going to break my heart. They were, were they being hooy-hoey-ho? I think so. They both gave you all scarlet fever.
Starting point is 00:48:49 No. I got that on my birthday one time. I literally went to hospital with rashes all over me. But not your private part. Yeah, not my private. Literally, my tities, my back, my arms, everything. And it was like, my mom took me. Yeah, my mom was a tune.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Hey, on the side note, I got tested and I was clean. Yeah. No, but. On a side note, whoever you fucking, they get tested and you know you're clean. Fine, yeah. If you have something, it wasn't me, I got proof. Not detected. No, but I want to say something.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Me? Okay, this was when I was like young. But me, now that I'm older, I'm very aware of like STDs and stuff because you're not, it can happen to you, baby. No, no, you know what's real? Right now that I'm 21, I'm kind of like walling. I've sometimes like done mistakes where I'm like,
Starting point is 00:49:35 maybe I should have not fucked it wrong. You feel me? Like, but that's why I want to go get tested as an adult and I was like, no, I get drunk too much tequila. Bring it here, baby. Oh, hell, my dear. It's a joke. Oh, hell no, baby.
Starting point is 00:49:47 A jokey jokey jokey joe. So you're a joking job. Oh, my goodness. No, baby. But you know what? If I was a guy, I'd be a trick. Oh, you know, she said that. She told me that I said, okay.
Starting point is 00:50:01 Hey, tell him your idea of a first date. Oh, did I tell you my idea of my first date? Yeah. Tell the camera your idea of a first date. Okay. I think I make you nervous. Oh, wow. I'm a little buzzy, buzz.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Me too. I'm buzz. But it shouldn't be the liquor, though. This is my personality. It might be my personality. No, no. It gives me bouncing off each other. Okay, so my ideal first date, honestly,
Starting point is 00:50:27 I don't want to do much. I want to get to know him. Like, it's boring. This is boring. Like, I want to get to know him, like, maybe at a park somewhere. At a park? Maybe a bar. No, no, like, get to know him.
Starting point is 00:50:39 And, like, if he tells me, let's go back to your place, that's a turn off for me. Because I'm like, you almost had it. But right when you fucking want to go back to my place, why? your place like why why like I like that mysterious kind of like guy so you like fucking a rooftop no no no oh Duno let me find out my mom no no let's get the details no let's get the detail oh no she can't bring that huh avocado tell the story
Starting point is 00:51:12 with Duno came to your house did we fuck you fuck no no we didn't fuck oh whoa whoa whoa whoa Oh, whoa. Hey, Duno, what's like that? Alacado. Tell the story when Duno came to your eyes. Did we fuck? No, no, don't look at him like that. Just tell him the story.
Starting point is 00:51:27 No, I just invited him because... I'm cool as fuck. I had fun with him on the podcast. I literally have fun. Oh, he is fun. And he left me drunk. Like, he had work to do, but I left drunk. I was drunk driving.
Starting point is 00:51:42 I'm sorry. I was out and about, and I was... I was like, oh yeah, just come, like on some chill shit. Like, I just didn't, I just want to have fun. And then you guys have fun? No, yeah, I came, he came over and I was like, okay. And we kicked it. We kicked it.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Shut up, Duno. We just, I'm trying to get the details from her. We just kicked in. You know what he did, though? No. Duda! Let her talk. What did you?
Starting point is 00:52:11 What did you? Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. I'm done. Go ahead. Tell your story. Tell you a truth.
Starting point is 00:52:18 We were chilling, taking shots and shit. We were playing. I was trying to play a game with him. Like some board game. And he dead ass asked me. He was like, are you a kisser? Oh, yeah. And I was like, oh, my nigger.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Go go, go, go. Bro, shut out. Shut up. My niggia, dude, though. Go ahead. I was like, of course. I'm going to say yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Like, no, I'm going to say yes. And did he kiss you? No, he didn't. Did you kiss him? No, I didn't. I didn't. I was like, yeah, I'm like a good kid. No, stop.
Starting point is 00:52:51 But then I was like, all my roommates come in. And then my roommate comes. So, like, they came at the wrong time. And my roommate comes. And you know what he tells me? He's like, Janet, why are you cock blocking? Who's Jenna? She's Johnny.
Starting point is 00:53:06 She's Johnny. He took avocado. Why you cock blocking? I was like, bitch, what? So he wanted a home grow now. Yeah, he was like, why you cop blocking leave? I was like, this is my place. You know.
Starting point is 00:53:17 I was like, this is my place. Why are you telling me to leave? So let me ask you something, though. This is real. This is front of everybody. That's respectful. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you put Duna on the Friends Zone after that?
Starting point is 00:53:31 Yeah. Well, so I'm asking you this right now. He tried to get with my roommate. Damn, Duna. Why can I have both of them? No, you can. You can only have one. I'm like, I'm like, what?
Starting point is 00:53:40 Only one. Look, look, all right, now let me get my side of the story. Okay, okay, okay. I'm trying to be right, Josh. Josh, something disrespectful. I was trying to be as professional as I wanted to be. You feel me? So I didn't go off like, I didn't, hey, for when I DM you, was I like, hey, I think
Starting point is 00:53:56 you're fucking fine, let me suck you titty. No, no, never. I was like, hey, come on the podcast. When she came on the podcast, I was never like, how many dicks have you sucked in your life? Like, never. It was cool. Like, oh, you got only fans with your biggest fan baby. You know, like, it was a real podcast, you know, real interview type shit.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Am I saying she's not fine and I wouldn't fuck? No. That's not what I'm saying? But, but, but respectfully, I didn't. Did I give you like, I want to fuck you, my? No, right? No, you. No, you didn't.
Starting point is 00:54:25 No, I did it. But when you asked me that question, I was like, oh, shit. Yeah, you feel me? I was like, why are you asking me that? Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me be mediated. See, your hire her would have fucked me. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Oh, yeah. Baby, it's okay, no, but girls. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. Let me be mediated, right? Because I'm trying to get to the bottom of this shit right now. Do you know it's so embarrassed right now. No, I'm not. All right.
Starting point is 00:54:52 He really got up in love. I'm a fucking, wait a minute. I didn't shoot my, shoot her and shoot. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. So he DMs you for interview, right? Yeah. And the interview went good. Cool as fuck.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Okay. After that, who kept the contact and who insinuated to come over? Her. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I did. So you told Duno, hey, you should come. I'm over.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Yeah. Okay. So right then and there, if that was me, I'd be like, she's feeling me. She's feeling me. Tell me to come to the place. You know what I'm saying? But I was on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait a minute. So you calling a homie while you drunk. Why, though? Because. You want some company or was you attracted to him? No, I was just, I was just like, I love talking to him. Yeah, it was.
Starting point is 00:55:39 It was cool. Like, the podcast to be signed. Like, I, like, that's my first time doing podcast. But I look, respect. It was. It was chill and I thought that he wanted to come and chill with me and I was like, okay, come. Let me tell you the truth. He told me, like, before I said the adity, he told me he would come.
Starting point is 00:55:55 Avocado, let me tell the truth. If you invite a man to your house and you're an attracted person, no niggas coming to just talk to you. If they come in to talk to you, then they're just fucking lying. But look, but, look, respectfully. I know. I learned that because of him. No, listen. But.
Starting point is 00:56:12 You know that because of do no. No. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, let me tell you this. And then, too, going forward, right? Because if you sit there and you say, hey, come over, I like talking to you, you're funny. I'm going to think you like a nigga, you know what I'm saying? So, do know what's not wrong for saying, hey, are you a good kisser?
Starting point is 00:56:28 That wouldn't be my words, but I understand his methods. You know what I'm saying? No, but listen, listen, listen, listen. I know, but like once my roommate comes. Listen. Because I'm a fucking dog. No, he's a dog. Yeah, who gets a fuck?
Starting point is 00:56:40 But you wasn't worried about the dog shit at the time. He literally went in my... Oh, full. I'm doing it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We gotta hear this, dude, no. We don't, John. All right.
Starting point is 00:56:51 But listen, no, but look, but look, listen, respectfully, respectfully after I felt the curve, you know, because you've been curved before. No, you know what else he did? You know what else he did? He literally, why we were talking and drinking, he was like, bitch, shut up.
Starting point is 00:57:08 I like that, dude. He's like, some girl, some other girl is FaceTiming me. I didn't call her a bitch, I didn't call her a bitch. Oh, another nigga FaceTime. No, no, no. Some girls, for one of the little bitties was FaceTime. And I was like, fucking, whoa. Dude that was coming here.
Starting point is 00:57:23 I was like, he really is. I'm checking out. Well, we're not going to talk over each other. This is a podcast. We have to do people viewing us. We're not going to do that. All right. Let's respect each other.
Starting point is 00:57:33 Let's talk. Okay, she already gave her a piece. Let me see my piece. Look, you from me. I pulled up. I felt a little curse. I was like, cool. After I fought the curve, we were chopping it up.
Starting point is 00:57:41 She was telling me up. You feel me? Since you want to put me on blast, you feel me? Let's go. Oh, you know what I know. Let's go. Let's go. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:57:49 No, no, because we don't do that at the end of the day, you feel me? We don't do that. Shout to all the rappers and the humgous DMs, you feel me? But let me tell you something, though, on some real shit, right? The moment that he tried to kiss you... No, no, I didn't try. It was just a question. I never, like, leading them for a kiss.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Okay, but still, you threw it out there because you thought that you had some action, right? I for sure. Okay. It might be a cool little move. Okay, so it might be a cool little move. So then you curved them, and then your roommate come, and you hollets at your roommate. It's all fair game after that.
Starting point is 00:58:19 What did you upset for? Because I... No, it's not no because. No, I need to tell you what happened. See, is women like you? No, me bullshit? No, I never tell you what happened. Because they left me.
Starting point is 00:58:31 They went alone and left me. Oh. In my own apartment. Wait, wait, way, way, way, way. Do no! Do no! Do no! Baby!
Starting point is 00:58:40 Look, look, look, look, real quick, Hey! And I was like, I was like, I can't believe this. Listen, listen, listen, though. Listen, no, listen. You know, you dirty job. Listen, real quick, listen real quick. Look, look.
Starting point is 00:58:54 Look, look, respectfully, she's my arm, bro. Look, after that, I've never. You put her in the friends on. No, no. I like that. No, after that. What are you're a fuck about your avocados? Look, after that, I've ever been weird.
Starting point is 00:59:05 I brought that. When I asked for the question, I didn't even lean. I never even try to do like a bag of nothing. You know, I'm not, I'm not one of those. I'll talk, you know, shit, I got a good mouthpiece. Sometimes that might work. Sometimes that might not work, you feel me? I'm cool with taking the hells, to all the virus.
Starting point is 00:59:19 It's okay if you get care. It's a part of life, bro, what? You feel me? But, man, I don't fuck a couple tens, a couple five, six, seven. She's got to fuck some twos. Me too. If I was a guy, be fucking too stupid. All right, so, hold up.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Hold up. So, give me my apartment for me, so then, you feel me? But I, see, but I never initiated, like, for we're in the living room, I never was like, let's, let's. go to your room, ever, right? No, he was just more like, you're a good kissing? She was like, yeah, I am. And I was like, uh, but then I felt a little curve.
Starting point is 00:59:47 So I was like, okay, I'm just dead it, you feel me? The curve already happened, the little one. It wasn't even like, do no, you my homie. It was just a little curve, and I was like, cool, I'm a dead it. I dead it. Roommate it. A roommate was with the action, you feel me? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:00:00 But respectfully, shout out roommate too. That's a home girl, too. Shout out of Akara Thari. She's my good home girl, you feel me. She'd be like, I'll be like, hey, can you repose it for me? She'd be showing love. She know, I saw love. Whenever she posts a picture, I read to eat, you feel me?
Starting point is 01:00:12 So it's all love. Dude, I'm not mad at you. It was a love. I would do the same thing. But at the time, it was funny, though, because I was like, what the fuck's happening? No, you was acting. Because that could have been you with all the do-no love. But you wanted to play around and put him through the ring.
Starting point is 01:00:25 You know how much money you would have made? Double the money. Y'all could have started the same podcast, but you didn't want to see the future in Duno. Now, you got to go to Dodger games. And everybody want to take pictures with this, nigga. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Dude no, do no, do no, hold on. I take L, I take L'en life.
Starting point is 01:00:46 I ain't even gonna lie, bro. Shit, but I didn't slid in a couple of bitches DM some bad little blue check bitches and tie back in, like, what's up? You funny as fuck, you know what I mean? And somebody have been like, you're cool as fuck. Maybe we, you feel me? Man, the hell with the hunger was in the hell.
Starting point is 01:01:02 It was more of an experience, you feel me? Like, you know what I mean? I just want to have fun. You still want to have fun? As you should, baby girl. Yeah. Okay. I'm funny with good dick.
Starting point is 01:01:11 What's bad about that? You feel like? I feel like I'm funny was good pussy too and I get like bad. Oh, I think you're hilarious. I'm not even being funny right now, but I'm like, me dating guys, I date like the wrong man. Hey, Josh, is not gonna get clipped? Do you know, look, listen real quick. Hey, they tell them it's okay to take L in life.
Starting point is 01:01:31 It's definitely okay. I took a lot of L's before I was who I was in life. I was at life. You know what's crazy? Like, when I was in middle school, none of the girls used to like me. You know what I'm saying? Elementary, none of the girls.
Starting point is 01:01:43 Oh, but I was knocking bitch in the middle school. I wasn't knocking at me. It's okay, baby. No, I'm saying. You're here now. I grew, yeah, I became who I became. But the women didn't see the potential in me. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:01:54 It was they lost. It was they lost. Their brains, they weren't developed yet. But all them women from middle school, elementary, high school, oh, look, you try to touch me. It's okay. I don't want to go ahead. No, I'm not saying.
Starting point is 01:02:03 Hey, hey. I thought you should give AD and lap dance on the lap. No, no, no, no, no. That was me saying, hey. I am not that easy to know, first of all. Me neither. That's what I'm saying. Mr. Ad.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, no, no, no. Can I tell my story, sweetheart? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. All right, all them people back then that I used to like in middle school, elementary and all that, they all circle back around.
Starting point is 01:02:26 And by the time they came back, I'm like, I don't want y'all. So guess what? A power move. All my young niggas out there watching, and all my homies. Everybody viewing right now, I fuck with every single last one of y'all. Y'all can be anywhere,
Starting point is 01:02:38 but y'all tuning in us right now. It's a right to take the L's. It's a right to see that dumb-ass bitch. When she's curving you, just boss up on her. Because guess what? When you get older and you got the bag and you're shining,
Starting point is 01:02:50 you looking like something, you can get them all, my brother. No, yeah, for sure, look. This is my homie, so taking the L was cool because after that shit, you feel of me? We still homies. You feel me?
Starting point is 01:03:00 But the high school bitch that I went to high school in? I'm here. Man, I didn't have a cup with it in my DM's like, oh my God, you were in Atlanta. I thought you could have been there too, bitch. It's a flick. Oh my God. She, you could have been sitting behind the TV watching me.
Starting point is 01:03:16 What? You know what I mean? You're missing, see. Okay, so in high school, me, I was a weirdo. Do you guys know what scene is, like emo? Yeah, I know what that is. I was a sinewynee and I was an emo girl. A sceny ween.
Starting point is 01:03:28 What's that? But all the, all the like cholos and everything they want. wanted me and the girls hated me. I'm already getting so many fucking DMs. No, they hated me. So I was like, you know what? So I was kind of like awkward because I was like borderline popular because I was so friendly even to the like.
Starting point is 01:03:48 To the nerds? I don't want to the dweeps. To the nerdy nerd. I'm a nerd. I'm a beautiful nerd. No, honestly, I was like I'm very polite. Whoever's polite to me. My mom taught me better.
Starting point is 01:03:58 You better be polite to them. Like I'm very respectful to anybody. You got money or no money. I'm going to be respectful if you're respectful to me. That's how I am. Saini weenie. So I was a Sini-weeney and I felt like a lot of girls hated me. And now they're like in my DM's like, oh my God, you're so bomb bitch.
Starting point is 01:04:15 Like how do you do it? Like teach me. I'm like, bitch, I taught myself. Like I've been like literally, I went through hell to get to where I am. Also, a lot of girls be hating. They be hating. They be happy you up, but they be hating. They be hating.
Starting point is 01:04:29 That's why I don't have friends because me either. Me too, baby. I don't have friends because they hate me. I'm like, why do you hate me? I hype up every of my girls. Like, why the fuck do you hate me? Because it's like, who you can quiff on command and they can't do that yet. Yeah, they'd be jealous.
Starting point is 01:04:44 They be jealous of what we have. Can you quive on the command? I'm a teacher. I mean, yeah, she could teach me. That's a good content. Not a command, but. We can collab when you're trying. I mean, I can queve.
Starting point is 01:04:56 I know you can. You better not just be for a fort and. No. You know the different. It's a different. sound effect. It's like wendy and it's like it's like it's like
Starting point is 01:05:06 it's like sex aid huh? Yeah, be talking. I know what? Sex eight. I said eight. We should have, no. We should do that. I'm down. Collab. Collab.
Starting point is 01:05:19 See, look. See, look. Collap coming soon. She real quick for I'm an A&R for only fans. They owe you a percentage. I need like 10 for me, June. What would you rate the roommate? Oh, don't even. Fucking for the roommate cool
Starting point is 01:05:34 She cool she's I said out of the hunger Yeah You see he put her in the friends on No no no no no No I I I was just a lot I was just a lot
Starting point is 01:05:47 I was drunk the whole day You know what she owed me She held me some Dior I went to the Dior Right after the podcast I went to the Dior store And then she texted me Duna what do you want And I like that because I was doing the podcast
Starting point is 01:06:00 You should have just done Oh, sweet. Could have bought something? Because once again, you're playing around again. First, you invite him over. He don't get no action. Then you text him about going to the Dior store. You don't bring him nothing.
Starting point is 01:06:14 Mixed emotions. You're going to be my friend. If he's buying me Dior, he's trying to get in the pool. I buy all my friends like Dior. And I don't know. So what if you buy me? What if you buy me designer? What's that mean?
Starting point is 01:06:27 If we have a good friendship, then it's my way of showing you that I love you. All right. I appreciate you. I love you and here's a gift that you can. So how do you tell a guy that you want to fuck him? Oh my gosh. Okay. I tweet.
Starting point is 01:06:42 So. I love you. So what, no, so what I do, I usually like, um, I,
Starting point is 01:06:50 I, like to get him to come over. Like you did do know. No, you know what I do? No. But that wasn't even like that. You know what I do?
Starting point is 01:06:59 I usually see what they're about. Cheers, serious. Seriously. Do they want a dominant girl or do they want a girl who? You're too grown for that shit. I think you think too much. I do.
Starting point is 01:07:11 You need to start that. I'm an overthinker. You need to just go with the flow. Ride the ride this experience. When you come around here, it's like Magic Mountain. You don't know what you're going to get. It's going to have that. I overthink a lot.
Starting point is 01:07:21 It's going to be all type of loops and all type of shit. You know what I'm saying? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, another party file. Wait a minute. We're not going to talk over. over each other all the shoddy shots and everything let's let's be respectful we
Starting point is 01:07:34 on a potty cat oh I said potty cast the potty cast no should I be blunt as fuck like hey let me try it I could be like that too you if I feel comfortable enough respectfully respectfully respectfully respectfully I haven't ate ash I'm still a little boy this summer that's one of my goals in my bucket list other than the fact that I'm going to like a pool go and shit but wait wait you're going to I love a guy who eats ass. Me too, but no, baby.
Starting point is 01:08:04 You're not going to eat ass in Mexico right now because there's going to be girls partying all night. You want that. Fresh out of the sarder. That's what about your mouth. Baby, you know, as a home girl, I'm looking out for you. All right, so let me eat chores. So, wait, wait, so y'all going with each other?
Starting point is 01:08:18 No, no, no, I'm not going on. I'm not going on. First of all, they're flight me out. Well, guess what? What if Duno flies you out? Y'all going to have a good time? You're going to let him eat. You're going to let him.
Starting point is 01:08:29 I'm sorry. I've been offered to be fly her. to be flight out but I know so do know technically speaking right now if do no flies you out right now right now right yeah and y'all go and y'all go to mexico you have a good time the music is banging the room is player the food is nice you're gonna let him eat your ass keeper jee i don't know that's a yes dude it's a potential you flyer flyer out no i made about me is like i would yeah her own money so i never let a guy I respect that.
Starting point is 01:09:04 I respect that. I never let a guy find me out because I know I could do it myself. Let me tell you something. Smart. A real nigga don't care about your money. Facts, I don't get a fuck about it. I got my own money.
Starting point is 01:09:13 So there's nothing that you can do for me that I can't do for myself, baby. But for me, like, I wouldn't want that. Do know what's getting a bag right now. He's a young nigga getting his bag. He don't need your money. He don't need his money. It's about the connection. He's not fine me and my girls.
Starting point is 01:09:26 Well, fly to fly him out too. He got to find me out and my three other girls. He got friends. He got friends. So guess what? Just know. Just no, they all three are coming on the trip. Everybody better be getting slammed.
Starting point is 01:09:37 That trip is not free. I'm just keeping the jeep. But that's the thing, too. Like, I don't want to be like, oh, I owe him this. No, you know, something about me. I don't want anybody. You don't owe him nothing. But if you got all these, you got all this money, you're doing all this stuff, right?
Starting point is 01:09:52 Why can't you fly your three home girls out and just go for the trip? Why does he got to spend his dime? I do fly all my girls, though. Okay, so why? Does Dune don't have to, if he wants your. your presence have to get two or three more other people. Why? That's one thing.
Starting point is 01:10:07 I wouldn't ask him for that. But you just said if somebody was going to pay for a trip, they got to fly your three girls out. Why do they got to fly your three girls out? If it's not like that. Because I wouldn't want to go alone. She feels more comfortable. Yeah, like it's more comfortable for us girls. Like us girls can't be alone.
Starting point is 01:10:23 So three, you can't have one home girl that come? Maybe at least one. Okay. At least one. See, my budget can feel one. I'm saying, I'm saying. My budget can feel one. She said three.
Starting point is 01:10:33 I'm like, three. You know, I'm like. We're just talking for it too. No, yeah. We're just talking. It's just. No, baby, I'm being serious. What's good?
Starting point is 01:10:43 No, because I like, you're gonna fly me and my home girl's out. No, it's nothing. A.D., AD, AD. That's more of a thing. AD, Fugger, you go to Acapulco and then your heart was like, fly me on. You're flying your hair up?
Starting point is 01:10:53 I wouldn't ask him that. I'm too stubborn. No, listen, listen, no. Relax. Like a one-on-one? Yeah. Are we getting it cracking? We can do it ourselves.
Starting point is 01:11:00 We don't need him. Right? I love AD. We don't need him to fly us out. I love AD. Wait, wait. So if I flew you out to Mexico, we fucking, right? No.
Starting point is 01:11:08 Baby. I'm saying right now. I'm asking. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So it's not about if we're fucking, you got to make yourself not too available. No, I'm just saying, what if I wasn't available? I'm the most unavailable person and everything. It's about mystery.
Starting point is 01:11:24 I'm just saying my hypothetically speaking. It's about mystery. Like, I want a guy who's mysterious. I don't want a guy who's going to let me fuck off the jump. You a ho. Oh my God Not you in general But you are home
Starting point is 01:11:35 Oh my God No I'm not disrespectful Wait have you ever fucked on the first day Oh yes Me too I fucked out the first day And I was in a four year relationship And then I got cheated on
Starting point is 01:11:47 A week before my birthday Oh my god And I became I went to the strip club I became a waitress And then I became a stripper And I started making so much money And I was in school
Starting point is 01:11:59 Because I want to be I want to be a cosmetic nurse I want to do Botox builders because that's never going to go out of style. Never. So that's what I want to do. Yeah, that's smart. I went to the strip club, became a waitress, became a stripper, so I'm making a lot of money, and I got very addicted to the money, and I kept, I dropped out of school.
Starting point is 01:12:19 I dropped out too. But I want to go back because you never know, baby, if we get old, wrinkly and saggy, like we got them. But if you got that bread, you can invest it. That's why I want to do a business, my business. Mama, let's do it together. Let's do it. We can do it together. We'll talk later.
Starting point is 01:12:35 Let's do it. I went my little kitty, kitty. You ain't coming to Mexico no more. You heard my feelings. No, baby. It's not like that. Like, it's like, you got to be mystery. I hate what guys think already.
Starting point is 01:12:47 So do I strike you as the guy that you're talking about? I'm just talking on a podcast right now. No. You're very, okay, when you first came in, you felt. Leave the mystery. Real quick, real quick. I like mysterious.
Starting point is 01:12:58 Does AD give you fucking little dick energy or big dig energy? Oh. Big dig energy. Thank you. Because he's not, I feel like he's not talking a big game just to talk a big game. And I hope you're not.
Starting point is 01:13:08 If you do, and you have a little ass dick, baby. You better stop. No, but we're not going to find that out because. I feel like you better, too, too, you know what's telling you? 6-2. No.
Starting point is 01:13:17 You could tell. The height does not matter, Mama. Really? I was dating a guy who was tall, little dick. And this was when I was like, maybe like, 16, 17, 18. And I don't even, I don't even,
Starting point is 01:13:30 I still love. I still loved him. I loved him for who he was. Even though they have a little one, you still love him. Yeah, I put it in my booty home. Yeah. It makes me feel comfortable putting in my butt. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:42 I don't have big ass. You know? You know. If you know, you know, if you know you know. All I'm saying is, I'm very fragile. I don't think I'm ready to have sex right now. No, you shouldn't. I shouldn't.
Starting point is 01:13:58 He'll heal yourself. I'm going to heal myself. And I'm not even trying to be funny, but like literally heal yourself and like see who you are and what you want in life. I need to serve it. And it's no, it's going to come to you, AD. I promise you. Oh, I know it's going to come to me. I know, well, you're handsome.
Starting point is 01:14:14 Thank you, sweetheart. And you're very, like, confident, but you're not too aggressive. You're just right. That it's going to come to you. Thank you. And welcome. Whatever is my way will be. Don't force it.
Starting point is 01:14:23 I'm trying to be like Duno. Fuck dating apps. Duno gets it because Duno is how you are, like, very, like, confident. but he keeps himself but he's funny but he's like oh yeah I'm super I smell good too yeah yeah don't worry about that don't worry about that no I'm worried I'm worried what you ain't that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that Clive Christian right there go go that if you don't know what that is I'm gonna gole it the what no no it's nothing more from yesterday but look but look guys guys
Starting point is 01:14:56 with insecurities don't be insecurity don't be insecure like you feel me like shit Do your thing, you know. Do your thing, even if you have like a little one. If you got a little one, let your tongue make it up. It's not even your tongue. Wait, were you fucking. Like, with a baby? It feels like you're scissoring.
Starting point is 01:15:11 Oh, with a baby. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's another good question. Okay. Well, babe. Mama, drama?
Starting point is 01:15:17 So me, no, me? I am a very, I'm very like, how would I say? I am very, I want to be the one. Yeah, you want to be the only one. I want to be the only one. But if he has older kids or whatever, That's normal, but I've never, I don't have any kids, so I feel like I shouldn't be dating men with kids. Same, same.
Starting point is 01:15:37 You want to be like the only woman. But when I'm 35 and I have no one, then guess what, baby? The rules break. And we got a- How old are you? I'm 26. Okay, you got time. How old are you?
Starting point is 01:15:47 I got time? Okay. I feel like I'm fucking old already. Why? People tell me. You can queef on command. Thank you. No, yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:55 I feel like I look older. No, you don't look older. Okay. Thank you. How old would you think I was? Like at least like 29 20s yeah 29 okay I take you are in your 30 okay mr. AD I see you drink that water skin care what's your deep throat that shit
Starting point is 01:16:12 I'm gonna oh shit Jesus Hey a lot of straight guys be low key DL DL baby I see you I have a lot of game friends Baby I know baby I know you
Starting point is 01:16:29 I know you want I'm like gay friends and they tell me what's tea. That they get the guys that are straight and they like that. They tell me what's tea. They tell me what's tea. I ain't with none of that shit
Starting point is 01:16:39 ain't never been and never had a thought. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to use the restaurant. They'd be like a hole is a hole. Nah, I don't think like that. Nah, and I'm not knocking nobody. That's your thing.
Starting point is 01:16:54 That's your thing. You know what I'm saying? That's not where we, that's not how I was like raised and shit you know what I'm saying yeah I love women I love vagina like I love it experience yes experience cheers to vagina okay she keep looking at me too avocado did I get putting the friends on too no I'm like okay awesome I'm supposed to look at I just I don't know if I'm in the front of God sorry cheers Josh cheers I don't think there's
Starting point is 01:17:20 what do you mean hey give me some I drink the whole wine bottle myself he pulls to get some tequila that's what I'm drinking Shit is all over there. I'm fucking. Hey, would you mind if I like slitting her DMs? Hell no. Oh my God. You for so shit.
Starting point is 01:17:36 Because you gotta get them back with a roommate. Dude, that was the funniest thing that ever happened. Oh, that'd be part on the only fans too. That'd be the intro. I can't. To this day, I can't believe do not tell me to leave. In my own apartment. I can't believe that.
Starting point is 01:17:56 He's like, you're calm walking to leave. Dude, no. Do no, do no, do no. Hey, look, you guys, real quick, I was raised by woman, but you feel me, you're feeling a bit of a pittito? I don't know what you was thinking. Look, look, I didn't know what I'm thinking? Yeah, she's like, that means, she's like, what you mean? And I was like, you go to your room.
Starting point is 01:18:14 Let me tell you something about God, I would never do that to me. And you know what? I did go to my room. Homegrown. You went to your room to your room to? Do no! Do no! I went.
Starting point is 01:18:24 I went to my room and FaceTime my friend. I was like, I was FaceTime my friend. I was like, I was FaceTime on my room. other friend I was like bruh I can't believe what's happening to me right now well let's cheers to do a bean up let's cheer how you say barrito barito bearito say say what's on avocado petito yeah petito let's go just to being a burrito hey Josh got to get something hold on to be in a perito
Starting point is 01:18:49 oh no let's do this this is I like this I'm enjoying myself Hey hey if you know what you know what you know Domney's like who we're having Nani and he never replied horny ass fools You picked good podcaster You did look look you did you did you did you did you did You know what it was fucking AD was like Hey next week Tyrone I'm gonna be here Let me see what you got turn it up and then I was like
Starting point is 01:19:16 Fuck Trey and why are we talking about T-Rill Happy birthday to T-Rail his birthday is tomorrow So y'all y'all y'all hit up T-Rail tomorrow Blow his comments up tell him how you love when y'all saying If you love at the end of the day we fuck with y'all man come on man fuck with us man avocado what's your birthday
Starting point is 01:19:34 in November I massage oh okay why he's saying no don't mind him don't mind him but I'm a sedentary like
Starting point is 01:19:44 I'm a ears Marys yeah we're both fire signs that's right that's lit okay let's do this right now let's bring up the chat right now let's bring up the chat right now
Starting point is 01:19:53 some bad my shit no it's like some late text type shit Josh let's bring up this brand the chat right now I'm saying let's see what they say Fuck fucking so you guys girl you look different what did you do let's see You look different? Oh let's go hey bit bit bit bum ba didn't some selina Bitty bitty play one of 80 type beats let's do that on you two
Starting point is 01:20:19 Get my beat no go on you to put AD type beat let's do it I want to you're a reggaeton you raise a song Salinga. For real. 80 cream his pants. Hell, no, it's not that easy. It ain't that easy. AD creamed in his pants.
Starting point is 01:20:38 Nah. It's okay. Do it like I cream my fans? Oh, what is it? No, that's what I'm a lot. Yeah. Shout out to the $20, gentlemen. You know what, A.D?
Starting point is 01:20:49 I fuck with you. I, thank you. You're dope. I love with you. No, I know. I know. I know. I never met him.
Starting point is 01:20:55 And I never, no, but you. I'm not. No, yeah. We're about the same. We're about the same. Uh-oh. Okay. We're going to dance for the team.
Starting point is 01:21:03 Let's go. Go. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:21:11 Hey. I don't know what's going on. Oh. Who. With the ones. Hey, shout out the motherfucking do no. Shout to T.J. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:20 Shown to do know. Let's freestyle. Let's free style. Let's go. Shut out of the hunger. Set out of hunger. Yeah, exactly. All right.
Starting point is 01:21:27 Ready, ready for real freestyle drug around? Let's go. Hey. Let's go. You know my family's way and I'm trying to get in your place. Go. All right. I don't know if you want me, but I want your...
Starting point is 01:21:39 Mesa. Yo, it's so hard to rap. I know. How do you rap? I have that talent. No, no, no. We want the bad. We don't want good.
Starting point is 01:21:50 Let's go. Aviccata. Say something with avocado. I like avocado. I think I got it. I think I got it. The chat going crazy. Shout out to the cat, man.
Starting point is 01:21:59 Yeah. A man. Let's see. Fucking do not an avocado look like goes. Um. Avocado potty, you're playing with me, girl. I'll take your life. You know what?
Starting point is 01:22:07 I rap good when I'm belliger and drunk. We ain't get you belliger and drunk. We want you to remember everything. No. And I, all. All right. We fucking.
Starting point is 01:22:15 And I who. And I who. And I who. And I who. And I who. Ha ha. Go. I'm drunk as fuck.
Starting point is 01:22:29 Yo, bitch, wanna fuck. Mm-hmm. Hey. She built like a duck. Mm-hmm. Oh, shit. She wants to get me cuffed. Her man pulled up.
Starting point is 01:22:38 Mm-hmm. For he tried to get me jump. Mm-hmm. But he didn't know I have that jump. Mm-hmm. My gong boom, boom, boom. That was wet. That was lit.
Starting point is 01:22:52 I was trying to hit a hider. I was trying to get inside her. Inside her. And I don't want a blinder. want a blinder. This is at the end of the day. Tread, say hey. He's in the back trying to play. Yeah. Josh, he on the way. Wait a minute. I'm just getting started. That's a quip. She ain't farted. Thank you, A.D. Oh, he held it down. I love A.D. Wait a minute. Let a minute. All right, let's see the chat saying. Hold on. I like when a beat
Starting point is 01:23:31 playing, though. I know I love it too. That beast's slip, yeah. A, eight, eight. Let's see, let's see. Okay, look, we're going to do this again. Pause to be.
Starting point is 01:23:40 Pause to be. Pause to be. We're going to do this like we do every episode now. For $5, you guys, donate $5, you guys can ask us right now. Anything that you want. You can ask the ladies, anything that you want.
Starting point is 01:23:52 Oh. Let's get that going right now. Somebody said, Queen La Quifa. Call me La Quifa. Queen La Quifa. Queen La Quifa, babea. baby in the motherfucking house
Starting point is 01:24:03 how do you know that's gonna be my new name Queen La Cueva Alright wait wait wait wait wait So five dollars you can ask us anything Let's do that shit Damn Jonas sent another $20 Oh shit
Starting point is 01:24:16 Jonas you get to ask us something Because he didn't afford like 40 Jonas I love you Jonas Fuck Alacotta Fuck you stand up and give them Alacotta they're asking for you too Honestly I can't right now Why
Starting point is 01:24:27 Queen La Tifa thank you baby You guys a bathroom? Like I need a Pee really bad. Okay, go Pru. Come back. People come mad, baby girls. I'll show you.
Starting point is 01:24:35 If you guys want a tutorial, I'm going to show you. Bro, she got Gucci. Bouti on. That's cool. I got on Versacee shoes, you know what I'm saying? Man, I got some ducks on. That's cool. Maybe I got some bad shoe and shoes.
Starting point is 01:24:47 I got some $1,000 shoes on right now. It's the same shit. Okay. So let's ask, let's ask, um, $5. You guys can ask anything right now. Oh, I love that. Yeah. Tell Orange, bang my line.
Starting point is 01:24:59 That's Christopher Walker. What you think? You know what? If you're a good man, bang my motherfucking line. Hey! Let's go. Do no, put AD on the rugs IDM-G. Wait, what is it?
Starting point is 01:25:13 Oh, yeah, oh, little, real quick, real quick. What kind of rugs? Some guy did the, and they got the squirder ones with the glasses. I want the, that tattoo on me. I, fuck, I told him. But I told him the Mers, and he was like, have AD, and I'm like, wait, fuck AD, send me some shit. I have the squirto with the glasses tattooed on me.
Starting point is 01:25:29 We'll put it in the office. Okay, yeah, yeah. Hey, no, I want my shit at the house. Guy, can we get multiple? Can we get multiple in them? Somebody said, Duno's shooting outside the arena. Facts, I am. Dude, do you know shooting above his name?
Starting point is 01:25:43 Oh, yeah, yeah. Curry. You feel me? I'm going to take a little shoddy shot. Cheers, food. No, I have it. I have it, babe. Oh, sure, sure, sure.
Starting point is 01:25:52 Damn, I get the bank treatment now, too. I will call on Duno. No, that's good. I will call on a bag. I feel good. Cup of the year. We are a couple of the year. You feel me?
Starting point is 01:26:01 Armando says I'm a lame crypt thank you bro I mean you can like you can Google my cribby no no fuck him baby you good oh thank you I guess I'm not lying you good five don't even blame yourself too motherfuckers like that for the visit super explicit question that you want to ask 55 bucks in the home ground share right now super it better be good though 50 bucks what's babies Instagram okay so my my Instagram is at Yahaira Yumi underscore, but it's
Starting point is 01:26:35 Y-A-N-E-M-Y-H-A-I-R-A-Y-U-M-I-U-M-SOR. Tell them again. But it's Miss Yomi, but it's, it looks like Yumi. Yeah, at Yahaira Yuma Yumi underscore. I love Mast D-A-D. That's our new member. That's a little bit. Huh?
Starting point is 01:26:59 What's this? Oh. They're going to put the description. Blacks for Arby's. Thank you all day. A.D., hey, thank you, bro. Appreciate that, man. Let me get avocado snap.
Starting point is 01:27:10 What's avocado snap? Man, I think they got. Y'all bring the $5 coming in right now. Y'all got some ladies on the show right now. Let's ask them some shit. Somebody said, pray for her legs. Armando want to kill me. Armando, let me tell you something.
Starting point is 01:27:22 I don't put hate with hate, my nigga. Just be my friend. Best at the end of the... Wait, damn. Go back. Go back to that. You know what? I always get compared to Kylie Jenner.
Starting point is 01:27:29 But I, like, Duno said, I'm 2007, Kylie Jenner. Oh, yeah, I told her she did like, before her live for the best at the end of the day episode so far. Shout to 80. Thank you, little slick. What's, what's an avocado snap? Do you know how has been a part of no jumper? No, how has been a part of no jumper bed.
Starting point is 01:27:46 Oh, man, it's been a blessing, bro. Baby, I'm not an EDD Kardashian. I'm Mexican, baby girl or baby boy. Look, real quick, real quick. I'm not trying to look like Ms. She's back. Can we get a beat? But Ms. Connie Jenner, she fired as fuck.
Starting point is 01:28:01 I play a beat for us Josh Avocado is ready you're rapping avocado I'm raping yeah Scante general I can't I'm a raping okay um they say what is your snap let the people know Um A little de Janet L-I-L-D Janet Janet yeah J-A-N-E-T Uh-oh
Starting point is 01:28:24 Pookie Kardashian Oh fuck Blacks what's the next that's the last one we got so far you guys send them $5 and ask us anything right now let's do it this ain't a AD type B
Starting point is 01:28:38 ask me anything Oh AD has it on them at all times remember that how do you donate hey show my donate Josh so in the chat you can donate
Starting point is 01:28:53 somebody said oh I thought I would cut up thought he was thicker oh no you know what was that Josh you're not seen it person yeah she looked great did you get the blue hundred's backpack no I didn't get the blue hundred back but what is that the blue
Starting point is 01:29:08 hunt's back back he says that I got it so it's probably at the house I'm sorry um what's another one doing a one avocado you feel me I love avocado you know what baby yeah if you guys are on here you guys have to put respect on a latina dirty spite 3 in 80 you're doing the Lord's work big homie thank you bro appreciate that man what's next five books if now we're not your question when you fall book can she say what are you doing step bro kwee fee Kardashian oh i have a story about a step brother okay let's hear that pause the music real quick another confession you're gonna no no no but look but real quick he donated so you got to say in the
Starting point is 01:29:55 yeah donated okay so what do you want me to say what are you doing step bro both be sexy what are you doing stepbrother no but in no you said you said in like a pervert way step brother no what are you doing stepbrother No, what are you doing step bro? There you go. Avocado. I can't be sexy. No, read. I'll have to read it.
Starting point is 01:30:12 Say, like, say, what are you doing, step, bro, but in a sexy way. I saw Caucasian every time I fucking have to say step bro. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, my God. Step, bro. What are you doing, sub bro? That was cool.
Starting point is 01:30:23 I fuck with that. Now you do, no. I'm glad. I actually like saying Sepro. Can, have you noticed that, like, sexual voices have to be like, I am. How are you? Yeah. I watch a lot of porn, so I know.
Starting point is 01:30:37 What's your favorite type of porn? Me? Intracial. Okay. Interracial. You were me? I like watching. Let me find out, ID.
Starting point is 01:30:45 Let me find out. I'm not going to lie. I like, I like watching a lot of like threesome, like pornos. Have you had a three-sum before? I did. But I like watching when it's like two guys. Oh, no. That's a gang bang.
Starting point is 01:31:00 That's not a thing. That is a gang bang. That is a gang ban. I like, girl. Shout a lie. That is called a train. Let's be for real. I like watching one girl, two guys.
Starting point is 01:31:09 Okay. But I never did that. Would you, okay, how about I say? Would you do two guys, one girl? That is like, I know, something I would maybe. Okay. Do. So I have, I have a friend.
Starting point is 01:31:22 What about you? I have a friend that I grew up with and she's not, she's not a shame of shit. Yeah. Katie, you know I'm talking about you, bitch. Who's a Sagittarius? Is it's a Sagittarius. Aries and Sagittarius. A perfect combo?
Starting point is 01:31:33 I'm a massage. Oh, they're in a perfect combo. Wow. She fucked two guys at the same time and they both cuddled her after sex. Are you going to be cuddling after sex? I hope you are. Yeah, it has to be like to people you know. Well, somebody in Africa, they just passed the law.
Starting point is 01:31:51 This lady was the first to get married to two guys. As she should. Period. What do you think about that? I love it. Come on, baby. Keep it going. Ride that dick.
Starting point is 01:32:01 And they go to the other dick. What's that important do you watch, you guys? Honestly, I don't be watching porn. I feel like you be like big movie. You just jack off to nothing? I don't, like, if I jack off, I jack off in a shower or something like that. But I only jack off to like if I'm eating a new girl and I don't want to be too much into my head. I'm going to go over there.
Starting point is 01:32:21 So I'm, I've always wondered what's like to have a penis. I'm always wondering. I always wondered. If I had a penis, I'd be a hole. That's a horse. I'd be a hole. You're a fucking horse. I'd be putting in my home girls.
Starting point is 01:32:36 What age did AD get put on the hood? Well, I grew up in my hood. If you're going to say put on, I was like, what, 16? I want to say. 16? 16, 17 around that. That's young. Wait, why did you lose your virginity?
Starting point is 01:32:51 I lost my virginity, I think, in seventh grade. Me too. Seventh grade. Seven grade or eight grade. That's young. It was a Mexican girl, too. That's young. That's young.
Starting point is 01:33:02 You took advantage, baby. I'm sorry. That's cool. Everybody lost like like 12 going to 13. 12 going 13? That's cool. That's pretty good. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:11 I was like 15. High school. Was high school? 15 too. Yeah. I was pressure to it though. He was a DJ and I love music. So I was like, oh.
Starting point is 01:33:20 Oh my God. No, the guy that lost it too. Please don't stop the music. No, no, no. I'm done. No, not that kind. The guy. But guess what?
Starting point is 01:33:29 He works at AT&T now. Oh, he blew it. He don't blew it I want to say like the guy that I lost it to He had like the biggest dick in high school Whoa Like everybody knew that he had the biggest dick Baby I wouldn't have control that
Starting point is 01:33:44 My shit is too much Yeah it's funny because looking back Like everybody was like oh Like I wanted that So how do you feel now? I don't know Like a boss out of bitch Do know what they say
Starting point is 01:33:56 I don't know I can't read fast I'm drunk I've been drunk for a week straight. You know it's crazy? I really ain't drink this week like that. I'm not drunk after this. I was drinking last night. I went on vacation.
Starting point is 01:34:13 So I've been. Where'd you go on vacation to? I went to San Diego. Oh. I thought you lived in San Diego. No. I live in Northridge. The Northridge Mall is cool.
Starting point is 01:34:24 They like hooked that shit up a lot. I guess it's cool. It's cool. It's cool, they look it up a little bit. It's mellow. It's mellow. If you want to get away, you go to San Diego. But what I'm trying to.
Starting point is 01:34:33 I like San Diego. I go to flux. I go to all them places. San Diego has a, like, lesser sales tax. They charge, like, 7% compared to, like, 9% of you. You know who got, like, the best? Who? Texas.
Starting point is 01:34:46 No taxes. And then the real place, if you really don't want to, well, I ain't going to tell you how to do this, but if you go to Puerto Rico, you can avoid a lot of shit. No, I'm going to Puerto Rico in July. And you don't even need a passport to go there. Oh. I'm a little scared.
Starting point is 01:34:59 I'll be lit. AD is the best. Shout to Jonas, man. You got $100. 80 is the best contributes and no jumper for real as I appreciate that bro, shake some out for Jonas bro yeah no Jonas and donated like a hundred bucks
Starting point is 01:35:11 let's put some music on Hey there's a beat they're talking shit in there I mean I know but like I know fuck bro Maybe they wish they had this Coochee ho let's go in the face
Starting point is 01:35:26 Coochia hole Coochia ho Coochia ho Hey what was it What Cucci Tadi Hey, hey, hey, hey. Go ahead. Hey.
Starting point is 01:35:35 Do that for the boys. Let's go. Hey. You can't talk shit now. Hey. You can't talk shit now. I bet you want this booty hole in your motherfucking mouth. I know you do.
Starting point is 01:35:46 Avocano, they ask it for you. But you got to turn out of these five seconds. No, I can't. I can't. Avocados all about her business. She says save it. She's all my, she got a band dollars. She ain't got to do it no more.
Starting point is 01:35:58 Not that. Not that, but like. I thought we were friends. I do it for your show if you ask me to do something. I don't have a show. I don't have a show. If I have a show, you better come on. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 01:36:10 Yeah, we should. He donated $10. He said, may he get a follow back from the ladies? Yes, of course. Bro, put your Instagram on there. They're going to follow you live right now. But you got to donate another $5. You want to do a podcast and invite people over?
Starting point is 01:36:24 I'm down. We need to be the man. We're going to be the man. We're going to make them uncomfortable. I'm like, guys, you're so uncomfortable? No, no, no. about making them uncomfortable ask some questions that girls some tities and they're in so okay look how about this we're gonna try this pause this real quick trail wait pause this let's do this for the guys right now
Starting point is 01:36:43 80 hold on hold on hold on hold on um so you said you want to ask guys questions no no no i'm sorry so how about you and avocado ask us some questions okay avocado so you first you first let's see what's your question okay have you ever eating a girl out on her period No, fuck no. Why? That's disgusting. Baby, that's voodoo. That's taboo.
Starting point is 01:37:06 And once you eat her pussyhole, you're locked in fucking life. Wait a minute. I know about the voodoo shit, though. They put the period of blood in the spaghetti. You know what I'm saying? They put it in the pasta. We're pasta gang. I'm not mad if it's in the pasta.
Starting point is 01:37:19 And I don't know about it. I'm going to sit there and eat. You know what I'm saying? What about you, avocado? You got a question. Let's go. What did you ask? You don't have nothing to ask men right now?
Starting point is 01:37:31 I'm like, baby Okay, okay, okay, I have another one Even though your girl is making good money And you're making good money Are you still gonna support her financially? Are you gonna support a girl with OnlyFans? Wait, wait, there's two questions. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 01:37:50 First, I wanna know. Let her answer that. First, whatever, whatever money my woman has, that is her money. You know what I'm saying? If I have a spot and I'm paying this and you and if I'm locked in with you And if you're my bitch, I'm going to take care of the responsibilities.
Starting point is 01:38:07 But that doesn't mean you can be a bum-ass bitch, though. Exactly. Get your money. Get your money. My turn. I believe in matching it. But, but like, if I let's say I already lived there and my shit is already taken care of, then it's cool. But I expect the cool, like, hey, fuck, don't trip.
Starting point is 01:38:23 I got the groceries today. Hey, don't trip. I brought this for the house. Yeah, that's cool. Like the little shit. But if I'm financially okay with paying my own spot and you stay there every night, but really just go back home every once in a while, you know what I mean? So, Duno, let me tell you something, right?
Starting point is 01:38:36 Most women, I'm not with the, you guys split the rent type of shit because women, you guys will say that's a roommate, correct? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Real quick, real quick for they tripping on avocado thuddy on the messages. Oh, they tripping? A.D. No.
Starting point is 01:38:51 Wait, wait. Wait, hold on, hold on. Let me say something, right? Let me say something. Now, if I'm paying the bills and I'm doing everything, guess what? You could provide the groceries. You can provide everything else that's in the house. The little shit.
Starting point is 01:39:05 The little shit. You know what I'm saying? Nothing more than a couple hundred dollars a month. But still, you still have to bring something to the table. You just can't be no bum-ass bitch. Don't be in your sweats all day, baby. You got to go get your money. No, yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:19 You got to get that work. But the thing is. Better work, bitch. Look, I forgot what I was going to say. It was super good. But I forgot. But it'll come back. But it was super good about what you were saying in the beginning.
Starting point is 01:39:30 And I'm going to come back. back, but I'm sorry. That's why I interrupt people because it might be my ADD or whoever knows. And I want to say what I'm, it's on my mind before I forget it and I forgot it. So any other questions for the guys? I've always wondered like what it feels like for guys to like get head. You know? Because they love that.
Starting point is 01:39:56 They love head. They love head. I am a head lover. How is it? It's a massage. If she's doing a good job, that shit's amazing. If she's doing a good job. Because certain girls think they know it, but at the end,
Starting point is 01:40:13 they fucking, like, trust. It's like, I think it brought, bro. They scrape the teeth. I've done that before. And I don't know. And I don't know. No, no, look. That's why I have a little teeth.
Starting point is 01:40:23 I'm like, I'm going to get my teeth. Once I get my ears, I'm scared. Like, when you get in here, you can't even feel it no more. No, no, but the dick is going to feel it? Like, no, baby, we got to have a good head for now. We got to have that granny sex right now. Granny sex? What is granny sex?
Starting point is 01:40:42 Are you what the grannie sex? She takes off her dentures? Somebody said, for Halford probably punching the air right now to be there. He's for sure punching the air. Housephone? Oh, my God. Shout out. Shout out to Housephone.
Starting point is 01:40:58 I love you. I love you. What you fuck, Housephone. We can never say that Because I've never made Personally But I love who he is And I love him
Starting point is 01:41:08 I don't know who that is He's so sweet to me Houseman's a great guy If he's not sweet What's avocado's app I fucking load that Janet On Twitter and And Instagram
Starting point is 01:41:18 But my Instagram Wait a minute My Instagram is down Click on that trip Y'all got to follow him He paid the $5 Ladies Can y'all follow him
Starting point is 01:41:26 Right now It's booty Fenness For the ladies Let's do that live Wait, what? Booty Fanex. Booty.
Starting point is 01:41:33 On what? Instagram, I hope. Shout to everybody in the chat, man. Hey, I really appreciate you guys. You know what I'm saying? I don't do no appreciate you guys. The whole no jumper appreciate you guys. You could be doing anything else.
Starting point is 01:41:49 Shout out to the haters too, because you're still watching this. Man, I appreciate the haters too, man. How many O's are in there? Yeah, I think three. I don't know. I got two. I'm too late. No, the haters are too late.
Starting point is 01:42:01 shout out the freeway smoke. Yeah, you know the thing about haters, though? Yep, that's Drew. Yup, he followed y'all. Hollop back. Yep, that's one follow. I got you. Drewy, Drew.
Starting point is 01:42:12 I'm there. Let me tell you one thing about haters, though. The real thing about haters. Most haters, they want to, they want your life. They want to be like you. Yeah, they want to be exactly like you. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:42:26 Like, they can, if they could trade places with you, they would do it. And it's cool. though because I understand I like turning my haters into rooters you know what I'm saying I had a lot of people and I'm gonna keep a Jeep for everybody watching right now if you were a day one old jumper fan when I first came to this platform they fucking hated me they said bad things about me and shit like that and I've been loving the switch up bro everybody's showing a nigga love oh they go switch up
Starting point is 01:42:53 real quick when y'all DM me I try my best to hit everybody up you know I'm saying I'm not no Hollywood nigger I like to support everybody that was watches us and shit like that. So from the bottom of my heart, I appreciate everybody that watches at the end of the day. Continue to watch at the end of the day. Please, please. You know what I'm saying? I think we got a good cast right now. If you a hater, look into yourself. What is bothering you? Why are you so angry? Let's all be happy together. Why are you so angry, baby? No, yeah. Because I used to be angry too, and it was within myself. It's all about you. You're projecting that shit on me and my coochie-ho. We don't love that. We don't love it.
Starting point is 01:43:31 Could she rather be cool and happy and we'll all be a family? Can we can we read some more of the donations? Trey? Yeah. Can we read some more? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, he just, Port City sent $5. Shout out to the loks in the chat.
Starting point is 01:43:47 Shout to the Lokes. House phone is right now. I love house phone. That's right. Freeway smoking. This ain't nothing. D. A.D. is a beast.
Starting point is 01:43:59 Thank you, bro. Appreciate it. I know they all love you, A.D. What happened? Oh, yeah, get your last questions. We're going to wrap this shit up in two minutes. They said do the Crip Walk. Not for $5, man.
Starting point is 01:44:15 Avocado? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not going to read that one. Let's go to the next one. Can the ladies give a shout out to the maintenance team from Torrey Ridge and Fresno? Let's do that. Hey, shout out.
Starting point is 01:44:29 Shout out to the maintenance team. And where was it? Target? I know. Read it right there. Read it right there. Tori Ridge. He's at Target.
Starting point is 01:44:39 Shout out to the maintenance team from Tori Ridge. In Fresno. Oh, in Fresno. Hey, I've been to Fresno. You know what, though? I've never been there. Lake Tahoe. Is it near Lake Tahoe?
Starting point is 01:44:52 Because I don't know. Lake Tahoe than Utah, fool. Okay. Get your love. No, bitch. Lake Tahoe is California and Nevada. Vegas. It's in Utah, right?
Starting point is 01:45:03 Oh, that's Nevada. Vegas is in Nevada. No, it's Nevada and California. Oh, Nevada. Okay, I'm drunk. Okay. They send more of 18 to the table.
Starting point is 01:45:16 You're left. Tanner, follow you. You get convos, sick chicks. Thank you so much. Um, y'all gonna follow Tanner. YDG? Tanner, where are you? No, that's an Instagram right there.
Starting point is 01:45:30 Follow him. Okay, but I want to know about him. Okay, sorry Tanner. I try. I tried. Mr. Tanner. I want to know about you What is what I say? No, no, not that one. Not that one because if I don't like what you're postman on the other one go to the other one before the $10 one no no that one to the right to the right no no that one that one does orange like her feet lick? Oh yeah, it sucks. Witts like our feet. Baby lick you better suck that motherfucker No, I love getting my feet sucked. That's just so intimate. But it's like missionary. I didn't kiss a couple of toes before. No, I love getting my toes sucked.
Starting point is 01:46:13 That's the best thing I got to suck it. Go to the last one. Go to the number two. Like on some drunk shit, I'll kiss some feet. Go to number 10. Avocado. No, no, no, no. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:46:23 Oh, no. I will. I will make murk rock. Ha-ha. Good looking out, y'all. Thank you, Daddy. I'm going to give you y'all one more a minute. We're going to wrap this shit up right now.
Starting point is 01:46:36 We're going to get off of this motherfucker. I'm horny vibes. Five minutes? Yeah, we got more five. We got more five. We got more. No, no, no phones on the pod. I'm getting just started.
Starting point is 01:46:48 Who's calling? Rice gum. Oh. Oh. Okay. Put on speaker. Okay, yeah. Put them on speaker.
Starting point is 01:46:55 No, I can't. Yeah, yeah. He hanged up. He hanged up. Wow. If rice gum called. Yeah, we got it. See, she's not fucking what you do, though,
Starting point is 01:47:05 because she's out there with rice gum. I don't give a fuck I from the block. Shot out rice gum, though. What happened? Oh, yeah, man, shot all right, can he be doing the thing and get his money. And I, and I, ooh. I want my shots.
Starting point is 01:47:21 I'm lit. Now, you're about to go see rice gum. You ain't drinking our liquor. No, I'm not going to see him. Fuck out of here. I'm just charged. I let her go. She's like,
Starting point is 01:47:31 I'm just trying to go over there. Hey, do no. Rice is gonna be fucking some bad bitches, loki. No, yeah. He does. Fuck all that. If you go on and go see rice gun, you can get no more this liquor.
Starting point is 01:47:42 Fuck you. I'm telling him. I'm just, look. He's texting. You just, man. No, man. Let's do what it looks.
Starting point is 01:47:51 Ha, ha, ha. Um, let's see. Any more? Five dollars. Let's go. Man, we face-time. Raskin right now. Is he horny vibes?
Starting point is 01:47:59 Oh, shout out. You're not horny vibes. Raijillo, what's up, Bob? Hey, Ryska! Hey, Ryska, right? Real quick. Shout out the home girl of Kano,
Starting point is 01:48:10 you would do another low from West Side in my. Way to the Channel Black, off the crib, what side? He hung up, he hung up. He hung up. He hung up. Oh, Rasm, not fucking what it is. He's got fired.
Starting point is 01:48:25 Duna is cold. He's tired. He's crazy. He's crazy. He said, he said. That was it. Oh, shit, it was lit. I mean, that was like, oh, it's loud. They lit.
Starting point is 01:48:36 No, because we are lit. Yeah, man. That's a clip for show, right? Did it come on the camera? A little bit, right? A little bit, yeah. We got more donations. Let's read them.
Starting point is 01:48:48 Damn, this podcast is fucking turned. Will we ever get an 80? Do no check for sure. Duno is the only no jumper person who ain't came to the studio yet, though. I want to go to the studio. No, not tonight. I got, I got playing. Not tonight, baby.
Starting point is 01:49:02 Adam said he wasn't coming either. Adam? But you're going to be singing. Hey, where he at? Huh? You're going to be running. Yeah, I'll do it all. Okay.
Starting point is 01:49:09 Shout out to the whole squad. Both the ladies follow. Paba Blanco. Shout to Papa Blanco. Hey, subscribe. Hey. Fucking, would you collab with Lena and, I don't know, yeah, I would.
Starting point is 01:49:20 Yeah. Definitely for that bag. By your. San Diego, Cali. No. Lena actually, like, hit me up. Oh. Miss Lina.
Starting point is 01:49:31 It took me a while to see it. What do you mean? See what? Because my DMs are flooded, so it took me a while to realize that she did. Shout out to orange, show the toes. You're going to show them to free? I don't have, I have my boots on. All right, you guys, we're wrapping it up.
Starting point is 01:49:46 Well, we got more, though, before you wrap it up. Oh, shit, my phone. Click it. What's it say? Orange, like her feet like. No, click that one. That's your. Ad, who would you boxing a celebrity boxing?
Starting point is 01:49:56 Do no same question? I'll box anybody. Yeah, yeah. Say anybody. Should we could shut that up. I'll fight Mike Tyson. Nah, go down, no. You feel?
Starting point is 01:50:02 And you'll buy the ear? No. Because the name Mike Tyson by the ear. I got it, though. I got it. Um, Duna, who would you fight in a boxing match? Um, I think. My pussy.
Starting point is 01:50:13 Oh, my God. Oh, Duna! Duna! Duna! Duna! Duna! No, no, no. Hey, respectfully, you know, I would fight?
Starting point is 01:50:23 I'd stick my broom, bro. He got fade. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. My broom? He got fat. Hey, he would, um, mm-mm. All right, bro.
Starting point is 01:50:30 Man, I would, man, I would. Look, I'm not with all the whole social media shit you from me, you know, but shit I'll shit I'll fight bro bro bro. Hey bro. Hey bro hi I respect it. Yeah, bro had fade Oh, my fame. Orange pop out with me tonight. That's what Christopher Walker Let's do it. No, I'm saying Christopher Walker Christopher Walker. Oh, are you coming tonight? You want to go out with me? Yeah, let's go a good time. Let's have a good time. We can all have a good time. Okay, it's Wednesday I've been on the streak
Starting point is 01:51:04 Let's not kill it Tram said vlogging I bring the bad bitches in I'm very friendly and I'll bring them in You tell me who you want to reach Possibly Let's do it Alright this at the end of the day
Starting point is 01:51:15 We're about to end it on that note You know what I'm saying Thank you for our guests to come out Y'all man Fucking me and AD do want to come out of my reality And fucks that everybody in box match wherever you guys want to pair it up with Thank you for having me
Starting point is 01:51:27 It was great Yeah yeah yeah Thank you do no and AD Um, tune in Friday, I guess. Friday, I will, won't be here. I'll be in Miami, but I'll be here on Friday listening to the music. So turn the fuck up. Thank you guys for watching us.

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