No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 37
Episode Date: June 18, 2021At The End of The Day Ep. 37 by No Jumper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
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This at the end of the motherfucking day, you know what I'm saying?
Duno's in the building today.
As usual.
Introduce your frenzy.
I'm going to let you ladies introduce yourselves again for the camera.
Look at the camera and tell the people.
You know what I'm going to first?
Hey, I'm Yahaira.
I like that.
No, but I promise you I have a squeaky voice too.
And I'm avocado daddy.
Yay!
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know I go by different names.
You know, my name is Waterman.
and Thari.
Do know, what's your name?
Carnasada, Thari.
All right, I have to think of something with Thari,
how's everybody doing that?
Tight, Tiki, Thadi.
I don't fucking know.
Damn.
I don't know.
Coup on command, Thari.
Cui Fon command, that's, that's my talent.
My talent.
Tears to Quip on our command.
Yeah, it's yours.
Wait, I already took mine.
Oh, good.
I'm going to get the Don Julien.
We're doing this shit.
Hey, how's everybody doing today out there in TV land?
You know what I'm saying?
Do know, we're gonna crack it off today.
How was your weekend, man?
Man, bro, I went to Vegas and it was like, it was dope.
It was dope because I've seen my homie, Good Morning Gabe, which is on Matt Lately every Monday.
Shows Gabe.
Gabe had a concert.
He said to take this shot real quick.
Oh, let's do.
Yes, sir.
Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.
That was a good one.
Yeah, I went to Vegas.
And then Gabe invited me.
shout out Gabe um said i made a quick little play on on on friday when i got there and then on
saturday Gabe had a show it's like this event they throw it's called sim city it's like rb like
r b's like r b's you're not r m bs you're not rm bs and then and then but it was cool it's called
sim city in las Vegas they're like a group of fools they throw like r&b shows and shit and they got
can't in the blast oh i seen the fly for that yeah but the show is though
I'm talking about Caleb put on a great show.
I said I had to leave fucking before Blas came on,
but like the venue was just tripping, fool.
Like the security guards were doing too much.
You know what I mean?
Like the venue was just being a little extra,
and I was like, man, you're ruining the event,
like just by being extra as fuck.
Were they being extra with you, per se,
or just like the venue in general?
You know, that's what, like, having a lot of followers
that people know you, where they were like,
oh, don't know the world, but.
How I see how they were acting, like,
with certain other hummies or like,
and I was like,
Like, even Kaelin tripped on them.
Because they were, you know what I'm like, bro, you can't trip on the people's art.
He could get off right now and leave.
And then, you know what I mean?
But it was, other than that, Vegas was cool.
It was hot as fuck.
You feel me?
How to come back the next day, like 10 a.m.
because I have to do a comedy show at the Haha Club.
Were you getting recognized?
Oh, yeah.
Vegas is like my chicken.
Yeah, it's like, it's considered the West Coast, right?
It is the West Coast, right?
Yeah, what's all with you?
No, I'm asking.
Yeah, but it was fun.
What about your weekend?
Wait.
So, so, do you know what else is the West Coast?
Like Seattle
Okay
Something else
Um
You was just there
Vegas
No
I was just there
Arizona nigga
Oh I was in Vegas
I was in Vegas
I was in Arizona
I'm talking about
In general doing quarantine
You was in Arizona
And shit like that
Oh
But those be like our markets
And stuff
But um
Nah
It's fucked up now
That every time
That I do something
On a weekend
Everybody's like
Did you invite
Duno
Did you invite
To you real?
I'm like God
Damn, man.
Everybody asked me about you.
Like, I be on live.
They love you.
Bro, they want us to date.
They want the avocado.
They want to ship us so bad.
So, Kay, we're meant to be in the future.
Ooh.
What you think, avocado?
I don't know.
She's too busy.
She's a millionaire, bro.
She's too busy.
No, I'm not.
Bro, she's a millionaire.
She's a millionaire.
She's a millionaire of only fans.
Say a millionaire again?
For a millionaire?
Millionaire?
Millionaire?
Millionaire?
How do you say?
Say Millionaire.
I followed you on Twitter.
I follow you on Twitter because, like, you inspired me.
I do only fans, but my shit is like...
I got in trouble.
Like, one of...
Do you know.
Somebody DM me was like,
hey, fucking your hierarchy hasn't posted in three months.
What the fuck she's doing?
Damn.
I have to be on it.
I know.
No, yeah, they're like that.
They want something like every day.
I know.
I should learn from you.
I'm trying to tell you.
I'm stripping.
Like, if you're dancing and you're fucking,
in waking up early to do only fans content.
It's like you're hung over.
Like I need a whole day to recover.
I'm trying to join only fans.
I feel like you can make content while dancing too.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I didn't think about it.
Only fans one of one.
I have a little bug plug in my booty hole.
Yeah, do it.
That's what I do.
Do no.
Would you join Onlyfans?
I would.
I would.
Fuck, I made an account.
I did.
But I haven't posted anything.
I haven't put it up.
What are you going to put on?
Are you fucking or are you like eating?
I probably do.
No, I'm just saying.
People do that ASM.
You can eat?
Eating cootchy or eating food?
Oh shit, bitch.
Like food.
Now I probably do like the eating.
See, but I'm thinking about like in the future like when I want to act, they're
going to be like, no, bro, you're eating coochion and only family.
I can't give you the job.
And I'm like, oh, I'm thinking about my future, you know what I mean?
That's how I feel to him.
I was thinking about like Adam been trying to tell me for a long time, but I was in a relationship
and shit.
And like now I can just be free.
I wonder if I should slain this dick again.
Bro, you should slag the dick for sure.
I don't know.
If you sing, don't do it.
What I think?
Do it.
Would y'all pay for me?
Yeah.
Yes.
I will.
I mean, I'm like, you got a phone.
You could promote it.
Like, people will buy.
But then it's girls, guys.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
But do you think that like it'll fuck up all my other careers?
No.
Like it's just going to trump it and I'm just like, you know what I'm thinking?
Straight porn star.
No.
You don't have to be a porn star.
Like you don't have to fuck on my parents.
Okay.
Okay.
That's like a myth.
No, I get that, I get that.
But the only thing guys really could show is their dick.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, you could show off like the tities, the eyes, the coochie, the feet, and guys will pay.
The only thing we got to provide, like, fucking.
And booty hole.
No, I ain't invited that booty hole.
And booty hole.
They're hairy ass, boon.
I always want to see that booty hole.
Ask you.
If you eat ass, I ate my first ass.
You ate ass?
Yeah.
It was like you?
Surprisingly.
At first he was like, no, no.
Bro, over there, line.
But I made it happen.
Tell me why I asked, and he said, no.
Because it's like a masculine thing.
I feel like.
I just think he was scared to show me.
It was like, you got to go from the dick to the balls
and to the, like, gooch and work your way up there, you know?
Was it Harry, though?
It was Harry.
It was Harry.
But next time, I hope it's not.
You know what I do?
Yeah, but I'm never like working.
No, you got to think about it.
Hold on.
I know, guys.
Like they leave like crumbs
I know
Deagle berries
I'm saying
I've never walking up and I'm like
Like I've never waking up and been like
Fuck it I'm gonna go wax my eyes
For in case somebody's gonna eat it today
You should you ever got your ass ate before I do no KeeP a G
I know let me find out
No I haven't hung but I've been offered
Let me find out
But chippa chippa I was offered like at 16
And I was like
Why everything happened with you in 14 and 16 bro
You didn't have like the worst childhood ever
No god damn
It was weird
She was like I'll eat it and I was like
That sounds good.
For a shirt.
How old was she?
She was 16 as well.
Oh, that bitch is dirty.
No, but you're eating the ass at 16?
But then I was the homie.
I wanted her teeth look like now.
They're like, take it for the team.
They're like, take it for the team.
And I was like, no, because then you're going to use it against me.
You feel me?
So I was like, yeah, I'm cool.
I would use it against you.
But that's not a bad thing.
I feel like I'm so, like, open.
Like, whatever a guy wants sexually, I'll give it.
I'm okay with it, you know?
You want me to pee on you?
I'll pee on you.
Way.
You done that?
Oh, yeah.
You've done it before?
Oh, yeah, you told me.
I'm not that against that.
He still hits me up.
Like in the shower?
No, baby.
Uh-uh.
When you hot like this, they want it like near his bed.
He's going to remember me.
He's a sick nigga to get pissed on the goddamn bed.
No towel or nothing?
A little towel.
A little towel?
A little towel.
A little towel.
Oh my God.
Hey, if I see, ask him the shitting question.
that would you shit as to ask him me because
for everybody was mad at me
because you asked him about shitting
no no no don't worry like fuck
where you shit on a girl's house
the first time you kick your word
oh no I ain't doing that
how would you how would you guys feel
I am I went on the first date once
and like we went back to his place
and I took a shit at the bar
and he was gonna eat my ass
this is another story he was gonna eat my ass
and I told him I was like
I'm gonna be honest like I took a shit
Like at the bar.
Did he still do it?
He actually liked me because I was so up front.
But did he eat it afterwards?
I didn't like him.
Okay.
That was weird.
I didn't have baby wipes.
If you don't have baby wipes, like, you got to shower.
I got a shower.
I got to make sure that shit it's cleany clean.
Yeah.
Cleany clean?
Gross.
It's not going to happen.
I'm not with that bullshit though.
If you lick at my balls and you start going down, I'm going to go, move, motherfucker.
No, that's what you ask.
You got to ask.
You got to ask.
I'm always, like, you can't just go ahead and eat.
without asking you know you got to ask consent you with the bit you with the
bullshit I like you yeah what else you do let's hear about it what's the what's the
nastiest shit you didn't did I want to hear oh me okay let's go I think peon is pretty
nice yeah that's like whatever but I think just pee I think pee I think pee because I've
thrown up on dig before too but it's it was an accident that's normal
bro that happened to me for the first time and I was like what the fuck do I do it's
cute it's a cute little moment I was so confused
It's crazy that I got it on video
Oh, my favorite content
Literally
Throw up on my dick girls
I feel like the porn title would be active too
That shit, though, yeah, for real
If you don't throw about my shit
I'm like your skills ain't enough to par
I feel I feel it
Because I like that
Oh my shit
This nigga bitch bitch is
Who's up?
Like drink this motherfucker
Come on.
But throw up on your shit
Oh my god, I need a shoddy shot
Time for another shoddy shot
Oh, my gosh.
Baby, is that a mixed drink?
I don't do mixed drinks.
I was like, I'm going to keep it AD.
All wrong, baby.
I'm going to keep it AD.
AD is a ratchet.
I'm a real ratchet.
I'm a real ratchet.
I'm going to be a little ratchet tonight.
That's right.
Or today.
It's Wednesday.
It's Wednesday.
Wednesday's the best day.
I'm going to dinner after this.
A nice candle lit dinner.
You know what I'm saying?
Might hit the club.
You know what I do?
A club?
With the homies, you know what?
I don't have no day.
Nobody liked me.
You feel me?
No, stop saying that.
What's your Zodiac sign?
I know people hate...
Oh, shit.
Oh, you're a fire sign.
Oh, shit.
I got that fire.
Me too.
I mean, hey.
What can I say?
And he's a Pisces.
Hey, what are you?
Picey.
I'm a water signo.
That's why you squirrel, care.
No, you said you blast toys.
You squirrels?
No.
I guess I'm Charles Arby.
He's red.
I don't do that.
Yeah.
So y'all like gang members and shit?
Okay.
Game members?
Hey.
That was so random
Like
Hey, they were shooting
And shot real quick
Like hey,
were you fuck my niggas
from the hood,
though?
I'm just asking
I'm wondering
Okay,
so growing up
I grew up in
Baldwin Park
Elmani borderline
So I grew up
with a lot of like
Cholitos
And I've never been
attracted to those
type, you know?
Because
So what type of gang members
do you like?
I want like
a really
mature gang member
A.D.
He's a really mature
gang member.
Like,
like,
Like, I want, um, look for a horror,
let me tell you these, um, um, day to day, you feel me?
Wakes up.
Post is like a super funny meme, right?
Oh.
Comes to no jumper works, leaves.
It's somewhere like at a club where like, you can only go in if you have a section.
He drinks 42, throws up out of a sprinter band that he owns.
Goes to the, goes to the studio, gets drunk again, and does the same thing all over.
And then every Sunday, he's drunk.
You forgot one thing.
I be with my kids
Oh yeah, yeah, damn, man
You're a dad
I didn't know that
I got two kids
Okay, that's why you're mature
You're grown
We're older than
Oh, 2 and 12
Oh wow, 10 years apart
Yeah
Different baby mom
So how old are you?
32
Oh, you're young
Oh, you were getting it in
Yeah, me and my daughter
have the same birthday
My 20th birthday
I had my daughter
You and your daughter
and your daughter have the same birthday
The one thing that was yours
She took it
She took it
No, that's cool though
Because I go like
They're sharing
My life the way it is
Like I go out all the time
I turn up anyway.
So when my birthday comes around,
that's just my daughter day.
I spend that with her.
It's cool.
I'm just happy to be alive
and share with her.
Yeah, that's beautiful.
You know what I stopped doing?
Because I heard you,
you had an issue with the energy drink
and alcohol.
I don't do that.
I don't know how people drink Red Bull.
Let me tell you, I was doing that shit.
I was drinking Red Bull and Don Julio.
And I would wake up in the morning
and my heart is like pounding
and I'm shaking and I'm like,
oh no.
It's not good.
And you literally verify that.
So you'll be watching the show.
Yeah, I do.
I fuck with you.
She's her own girl.
No, I've been watching it.
Tight pussy thysie, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Tai pussy.
Yeah.
Ta-cucci.
Tukuchi.
No, the pussy.
You got to say pussy.
I got to say pussy.
That's your Twitter name now.
I haven't.
I haven't had an energy drink since, though.
Like that was like one of the most scariest times in my life and I've been through a lot of
bullshit.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I was really in the back of the fucking.
fucking hospital fucking van and then too that shit was like when you buy yourself too you just
like damn let's get to your head heart like a mental thing I just start thinking about everything
that I should have been doing more and I was like I spent my last day on earth not with my kids
not doing unproductive I was at karaoke getting drunk as for what a party bus full of women
shit you want to karaoke baby yes I always go to karaoke I'll be singing a batchie bus I'd be
Everybody.
Oh my God, I love karaoke.
What's your favorite song to sing when you're drunk on karaoke?
I was saying Lady Gaga.
So you know what she was doing recently?
She was making guacamole.
In the jacuzzi.
In the jacuzzi with the titties out.
What?
Because I'm a comedy.
Is that a only fan?
No, no, she did that live.
I'm going to say, that's like some shit.
I'd be like, I want to see some shit like that.
I was in the jacuzzi, like, just drunk as shit.
And then my friend was like, oh, I need you to make the guac.
But I was like in the jacuzzi
And then she just brought it to me
I was like okay I'm gonna do tutorial
Let me tell you last time I was in the jacuzzi what happened
I went in the jacuzzi I guess they put too much
chlorine or whatever the fuck that was in there
I was in there with a woman
I had black drawings when I got in
Then motherfuckers was bleached when I got out
For real?
That happened to me too
Yeah I was like what the fuck is there?
I wonder if your booty hole can get bleached like that
Huh?
Hmm
If you can try that
Right?
Honestly you need to
Do some research.
If I ever had sex in the pool?
For sure.
Disgusting.
I hate it.
Bro, that was like one of the best sex I've ever had.
In the pool?
Like in the pool.
Mama, the friction.
Honestly, I had to put a rubber on for that.
Is it like the shower?
It's like shower sex.
Like it's like frictiony.
I don't like it.
I like shower sex.
You don't like shower sex?
No, I like that shit.
Musty and Dusty.
You know what it is?
Whoa!
You know what it is?
You know what it is?
You know what it is?
Shower house to have room.
Shower does have to have room.
Yeah, like you can have a little-ass shower.
I don't got room.
I used to have a little shower.
I used to hit it like one leg out.
You know what I'm saying?
Making it work.
Making it work.
Making it work.
Or I'm like, hey, can you bend over while I'm in the shower and I just get it cracking
right there?
Oh, can I get it.
You know what I'm saying?
What about the bathtub?
The bathtub?
I don't think me and Duno fitting them too many bathtubs in Los Angeles.
I'm going to keep a G.
Nah, we got to have a special bubble bath being made.
That big, big bathtub.
Yeah.
Yeah, but we had one, though.
I'm gonna get one.
You know what I'm saying?
Buy one.
No, but I don't like the friction.
Like, you don't feel no coochie juice.
Like, it's only like frictiony.
It's the water.
Okay, okay, okay.
So what if you're horny and on your period,
you have to have shower sex, right?
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
I'm not running a red light if it's not in the shower.
I'm gonna keep a jeep.
Yeah, a lot of them.
I love it.
I love it.
You love it.
You love it.
I like it.
Because that's when you're like the horniest.
No, yeah, that's so true.
Like, I can't.
I'm like, I'm like here at the horniest.
Yeah.
But I go, I go shower after, like, not shower, but like wash off afterwards.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, but I for sure have had a sex with a girl in her period.
Yeah.
And not in the shower.
No, it wasn't in the shower.
Put the towel down, put the towel down, rubber on and got it cracking.
You were sick nigga.
I didn't remember.
You know what?
Respect to you, you know, because I love it.
You guys have to experience.
Like, I want to experience everything.
Like what?
What's something you have an experience?
Fucking a guy.
Shitting on a guy?
You want a shit on a guy?
No.
That's too intimate.
Like, you, I don't want to know what I...
Like, I don't want them knowing what I ate before, you know?
Because me, I'm actually stink.
You might die before you even get started.
No, no, no, no.
You're going to be, uh.
Hey, real, hey, real, okay, would you ever give a blanket?
What is that?
If I loved him.
Real, uh, for a blanket is when you're taking the shit and somebody gets your head.
So, like, if you suck dick while you're somebody taking the shit.
I think, um,
I think it's just because me, like, when I love a guy, I'm very, like, down for whatever he's down.
But I'm down because I'm down too.
And I'm very stubborn to.
You'll do anything.
See, me.
I like for my lady, like, to take submission, like, choke me and slap me around and shit.
Oh, that's weird, fool.
Oh, baby.
I like being choked.
Me too.
No, no, no.
I'm down for the token.
No, I'm down for the token.
No, no.
I'm down for the token.
But don't talk me back.
That's kind of like.
No, that shit's hot.
I always do hot.
It'll be a bit.
Stop.
Yeah, you like this pussy?
Yeah.
Get the fuck out of you.
I'm with that bullshit.
I feel like I'm so dominant in real life that during sex I become like very submissive.
Like I like being submissive more than dominant.
But in real life, my man, I'm very.
Have you ever slapped the guy in the face while fucking?
No, but I've choked him.
Or I've always been like, I'm going to choke you.
The first time I got choked off camera like, it was just random.
You can barely breathe anyway.
Oh, I'm done.
I'm done.
Yeah.
A D.D. was drunk out the Red Bull the first time he got slapped.
You want to read the first topic, D.D.?
I let you do it. Go ahead.
You don't never want to read no more, huh?
Nah, if I'm getting bullied now.
No, I can't read it.
Y'all can't bully my homie, Duno.
This is my real nigga right here.
No, I love Duno.
You got to read the first one.
Oh, oh.
He's trimmed it in for you.
Okay, no.
We got to get it bigger because I can't see shit.
You can't see that?
I can't.
I can't see that.
I can't.
I can't.
I read it.
What do I have to read?
Just read the left side.
Apocato.
Avocado.
Awakata.
Okay.
The man survives after being swallowed by a humpback whale.
Uh-huh.
Now.
Keep really.
On top of surviving, being swallowed by a humpback whale, he also survived a jungle,
Plankaj being dragged out to sea for hours and many closing cars with great white shorts.
That's it.
Bro, that nigga is the luckiest.
No.
I'm too drunk.
He's the luck.
He's the luckiest.
of all time.
A humpback whale swallowed him and he survived that?
Wait.
Josh,
can you show them what a humpback well look like?
I know what it looks like.
I'm trying to figure out if he was like his leg was spread out like he was trying to claim a
wall.
If it was me,
the humpback would have swallowed me.
I'd have been.
Boom.
I'll have been.
Sockin his shit out of that goddamn well from the inside.
And I probably would have to buy me on me.
Wait,
is that real though?
Yes,
how do you guys know?
Because it's the rid of podcast.
It was in the news.
That's not
I thought that was AD real cool
What'd you do it?
What'd you do it?
I thought that was AD.
No, you guys better stop.
Y'all better stop.
I like to fuck.
Damn.
I just knew.
That's the guy right there.
Look, he was talking to the news about the shit.
That's what swallowed him.
That food's literally.
He's white.
So it kind of makes sense.
And he's ready.
He's ready.
Is he ready, Red?
I like the thing I'm a humpback whale.
I want to be swallowed one day.
Feel me?
Look, dude.
He want to be swallowed.
Someone come
get your man.
He's out here wilding.
He's single now. He's single. He's not here wilding.
He's single.
A shout to that.
Shout to being single.
With your little mix.
What's the call?
Don't worry about me, fool.
Anyway,
let me tell you what happened to me doing all this week, right?
This weekend.
So I'm having a number.
nice night. I go to
the motherfucking berries.
Oh. What the fuck was that?
I go to berries, bro.
You know, berries got hookah now.
Okay. Where's this at?
And a nigga ain't ever took you to berries.
She's not a real one.
No, it's not it. Barries is not
it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Berries is a nice place. They got hookin
now. When you go to the back, it's secluded.
It's very nice. You know what I mean?
They got the famous lobster pizza, so if you
ever in L.A., everybody go
It's the lobster pizza from there.
It's a hot spot in Los Angeles.
So I'm at the hookah place.
I'm drinking a little bit.
I'm having a good-ass time.
I'm leaving.
By the time I get on the freeway,
I just feel a boom!
Hit the whip.
They hit you from the back or from the side?
Pause.
And pause.
Okay.
Okay.
Hold on.
I hear out.
Boom!
I'm looking.
I'm like, I'm driving.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Just hit me.
I didn't hit nothing.
I see a car behind me.
I'm thinking somebody busing
at me. I look at the weird view window. It's like a dent in the car, but it's like to where
the dent could look like a bullet. Like a bullet. So I'm like, damn, niggas got on me.
So I'm driving. It's a car behind me and shit like that. And then the car just drives off.
I get off the freeway. I grab from, I grab the accessories. You know what I'm saying? I'm trying
to wait and anticipate what's about to happen. And I look and I'm like, the car ain't
following me. I get out the car and I look. I'm like, it was wet on the side. I'm like,
Somebody threw like a beer bottle or something on the shit.
You feel me?
It wasn't a bullet hole, bro.
What the fuck?
So then I circling back around.
I'm pissed off now.
I'm circling back around.
I'm looking to see like,
who the fuck did this?
There's a whole bunch of homeless people, bro.
There's like camps of homeless people right by the freeway, bro,
and I guess they're throwing shit at people, bro.
Oh, I thought you hit someone.
I was like, don't tell me.
No, I wouldn't tell that story.
I'd be in Mexico right now.
I'd be chilling.
I'm like, don't say it.
Uh-uh.
But it was so many homeless people there.
And I was so mad.
I was like...
You were chipping on the homeless.
No, it was too many of them.
It'd be wrong if I single one person out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But what I wanted to do is pop one of them niggas in the toe
and they hit the freeway and keep it pushing.
Thank God I didn't do that shit.
I had to take that in.
And I got to get another car fixed because I fucked my other car up
with the, you know, with the gas station thing.
I took the pump off the damn gas station.
So I'm just fucking up cars left it right now.
That shit was fucked up, bro.
Damn, that's crazy.
So homeless people right now,
they're invading like a motherfucker
and they're attacking people they're doing
no but that's see I'm one of the people
I will fight a bum
all that crazy shit literally
I'm down to LA my homeboys
shout to the uh
bocce bus they have a habachi bus
they fucking got they got businesses now
I go to her botchy bus
and I'm sitting in waiting in the line I'm proud of my
home boys bum comes next to me he's like
move out the way I'm like
I'm like who the fuck is you talking
I'm like I'm the wrong nigga for you to even be walking
up on saying some shit like that.
I'm like, what you say, nigga? The nigga look, you see him outside some size.
He got a little distance.
He was just like, I'm talking to you.
I'm like, bring a bitch ass back over here, nigga.
I got to say something real quick, though.
You can never fight a crackhead.
You for sure can.
They're going to win.
They're going to win.
Maybe even if you think they're built different.
They're built different.
They'll do a back flip.
Don't get head times before they swing on you.
And then when you swing on them, they're going to do a front flip to you and swing on you.
Like, it's like you can never win with a crackhead.
That's why I have that crackhead energy.
You got super bad.
You were cracket?
No, no, no.
But I have that cracket energy.
I'm from, so me being from downtown LA, I've had a lot of experiences with bums.
You went to high school and Skidwell.
No, I did.
The viewers, no.
No, I did it.
Oh, what the thing?
Reviewers, no.
So, so me being from downtown Lai, fucking out of I have my experience with lots of bums.
And I don't fought a couple of bums.
Is it bad if we say bums, though?
We should say homeless people.
Homeless people.
We ain't going to say bums.
Let's fuck it.
I cracked it off.
It's wrong.
Just the homeless people,
dude, though.
Since you went to school with them.
These are friends.
Bro,
them motherfuckers,
some of them be wilding.
Like, bro,
I didn't,
one of them was like,
stop tagging.
I'm like,
get the fuck off the street
to him,
motherfucker.
Yeah.
But some of them are like,
bro,
that's nasty.
Like,
one time one of them
try to like,
piss on us
and I was like,
what the fuck?
Like,
bro, you know,
if I'm not saying
all homeless people
are like that
because I,
I ain't going to lie,
but I have a couple
homeless fools
that I've seen my whole life grew up
and they were always cool, respectful.
Obviously, they went through
when they went through in life and ended up where they're out.
But they've always been respectful, but some of them
motherfuck could be wild.
Just not giving a fuck.
Spitting that car, throwing rocks and shit when they're mad.
Dad be me.
Don't be me.
In the middle of the street, too.
Yeah, but naked.
But naked.
We're trying to come here on a twerk off with me.
You good at twerking?
Yeah, I got a little brand-moody.
Show your twerk move right now.
Show the twerk moves to the camera.
Let's go.
I got the jeans on.
And I did that song.
See, our viewers would have got so happy.
Yeah, show them that.
Go ahead.
Are you guys ready?
Yep, we're ready.
Go.
Do it.
No, they got a tip first.
You got a tip first.
Thank you, baby.
I'm going to have her as my manager now.
Hey, donate.
Hey, Josh, for the first person that don't know is $20, you hire off in the tour.
Can they donate on the live right?
What do you mean?
Let's do that.
They could donate?
The first person that donates.
20 bucks.
20 bucks.
Oh, hell.
I'm like, this is what I do in my OF life.
20 is cool.
No, I'm a little boozy stripper.
Okay, how about this?
50.
I'm a little boogie stripper, okay?
55?
55?
55, I cashed at you right now.
Somebody donates it.
I wouldn't even consider myself a stripper, by the way.
I'm sorry, I'm cutting you off.
Because I don't even take off like, like.
No, we just say taking that.
No, but I'm going to get cut off of YouTube.
I'm a dancer.
We just want to see a little dancing dance.
No, I'm a dancer.
A little dancey.
Yeah, I took her lingo.
That's what I did.
Oh, yeah.
I was saying you down.
A little dancing.
If somebody don't need it's a hundred bucks, avocado, thati, and for your hire a turkey.
And I'm a, and I'm a cash at Bion, so y'all good.
Exactly.
The money coming straight to y'all.
You down?
I don't have cash up.
I have Zell, cash up, Vimot, PayPal, what you need.
All right.
Let me find out.
You find out.
I'm like to subscribe.
So let's do this.
We ain't never, we ain't never did this before.
Josh, can we bring the chats up real quick?
Okay.
In the middle of the goddamn show.
Let's bring the chats up.
No, he said, no, we're not doing it.
Wait, is it better?
If somebody don't have 100 bucks, you're hiring twerking.
But I can't even twerk with jeans.
It's okay, you could try.
Hey, how about this?
The jeans?
Justin, you got a $100 bill?
I'll just give it to you.
We're going to cut the bullshit right now.
No?
Nobody got cash.
We got cash right now.
You're hiring.
Now you got to twerk for $100.
You have to.
$100.
$100.
A lot.
Baby, a hundred.
A hundred.
That's nothing.
What?
That's exactly, baby, girl.
No, yeah.
That really is nothing.
A hundred bucks.
A hundred bucks.
And it's for our viewers.
It's for our end of the thing.
Describe it for OnlyFans.
I might post today.
See?
What you want to see?
First it was 55, then it was 100.
See, you got money around here now.
Y'all trying to up the price.
As we should.
Yeah.
That's how it works.
That's how it works.
That's how it works.
That's all we got.
At the end of the day, I'm sorry.
The fans wanted to see the dancing.
Respectfully, I am declining.
Do I look there or there?
Which one you're looking at?
Trevor.
Only the Lord knows.
The good Lord.
I like that.
Trevor got his hat on too.
Oh, shit.
Joshua.
Come on, don't take another shot.
Yeah, but anyway.
I want to hear something.
You guys have to ask us.
Okay, go ahead.
Maybe we should do something.
So what's your body count?
Oh, crack it off.
I always lie.
Right to the gusto.
We're lying too.
I don't even know at this point.
Yeah.
So my body count.
Not like that though.
Like I just don't document it.
But my body count is whoever I've been with, you know?
It's just like my.
Some people, I don't even want to count because some.
Well, damn.
They should have not.
If they stuck it in, it counts.
No.
I know.
Oh, no.
You know one time.
Okay.
But.
Oh my God.
I don't want to.
Even then, I don't want to comment.
I have a bad story.
You guys can't be talking over each other.
Yeah, I like, thank you, too.
No, you're going to learn.
Okay, Mr. Adam 22 now.
Oh, boy, he's getting so mad on me.
So now when people do it, I'm a podcast.
No, but don't, don't, you know, the thing is, bro, like, I went through the same shit too.
It's like, you got to go to podcast school.
Like, see, like, I was, rare before you came, I was here.
So I'm like, your podcast, big brother.
I got to tell you, like, do it don't do this shit.
And people think.
You've been trying to bully Duno.
I'd be like, shut the fuck up, girl.
That's my homeboy.
I got his back.
What's the most famous person that's been here, D.M?
Oh, this question again.
Hey, look, look.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're not going to name drop because I ain't with that shit on this show.
No.
You feel me?
But we can do this.
You can give us a hint.
If they guess or they guess or they don't, they don't.
You didn't.
Oh, my God.
You already did it, Dune.
No, no.
It's hard because I'm not going to lie.
I'm not really good with rappers to begin with.
Why not?
AD is a rapper.
Would you be good with AD?
No, I'm saying like, no, like I don't know their faces.
I know their music, but if I were to see them at the club,
I have no idea.
Oh, okay, okay.
Same.
Some of them, I don't know if they're-
Would you be offended?
I don't know what they look like.
I look you guys real quick.
Would you be offended if you put up to the club
and she knew every word of your song,
but they didn't know who you.
you weren't no I'm gonna tell him somebody else I'm gonna say I know AD oh okay okay
still shoot my shot oh you know I'm saying bro but AD is bird they'd be with like
OT Genesis everywhere so it's just super bird like full people know who you are I'll be a lot of
people but I'll be a do no too fuck you hey bro you know people you're good you're good
bro you know people die at me like three times the week like hey bro did you go out this week
that's what I'm saying anywhere I can't go anywhere today they're gonna be like hey did you bring
Duno, did you bring him?
Duno Films, man.
That's why I invite you now, but I'm like,
the nigga ain't gonna come.
So I went to the Dodger game with Duno,
and I've never been in a situation
where a lot of people are literally stopping him
for photos.
But it's a Dodger game.
No, but I have, literally, I have to take the photos.
I'm just trying to get buzzed.
I'm like, I'm not here to do, but I was doing it.
But it's okay, baby.
After that day, I'm like, damn, imagine, like,
dating someone who's, like, famous how it would be.
It's terrible.
Turn a little to the
Eddie than asshole
We're not teaching you
I mean I wouldn't
It's school
What Dodger game did you go to?
We went
You know it's crazy
That we went to the Dodger game
And I was like
Okay
Dodger games
Are usually full of a bunch of Latinos
Dajer game
Duh
And then and then
Tell me something I don't know
And then
And then I'm from the city
I'm from like down the street of Dodger Stadium
So it was just brother
A minute I walked in
It was like
Stav stop
Picture picture picture fan fan
Bro, people were screaming like, do no.
Have across the sea, but you knew that shit though.
Yeah, I knew it was coming, but usually like, like I ain't going to lie lately.
I've been kind of like, I'm just trying to enjoy myself.
But look, but look.
Wait, that was me this weekend too.
In San Diego, people were like avocado, I went to the IE.
And there was some home girls.
And then every single time I walk, people would stop me like, oh, you look familiar.
And they would come too close to me.
I'm like, chill, like, bouncing.
Yeah, boundaries.
I know you know who I am, but like, it's because they see you as like an only
fans girl and they think that just because you're so online, they can like, they get too
comfortable.
Yes, me being a stripper too, they get too comfortable.
I'm like, don't put your pinky in my fucking booty hole.
What?
Not like that though.
Do not.
Do not.
I know.
I know you throw.
Honestly, no, yeah.
When I went to the strip club, I saw like guys slapping girls' asses and I would have been like,
bro, what the fuck?
No, I think that's normal of their strippers.
But when they do it.
If you stripping your ass is salam, that's the partner.
When they're trying a lot of money, it's normal.
But if you're not, if you only holding 200 on you, I'm, I respect to whoever has 200 only on them right now.
But it's like, don't go up to the strip club and think that you're going to be smacking girls' ass and like baddies, like bad bitches.
Like you can probably go to like a bad strip club and go do that.
But at the strip clubs that I work at, why I work at Sam's half bra.
Yeah, I'm unfamiliar with Sam.
Mm-hmm.
I'd be here with Sam's after dark, all that.
Baby, after dark?
Yeah.
Isn't that, like, kind of like...
Sam's after dark.
The strippers go there too.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Hey, look, real quick, real quick.
AD throws a lot of money.
He does, because Mr. Nams is too.
I don't know what you're talking about.
They're all homey.
They're all known for that.
Oh, yeah, AD.
Shout out hollow tips.
I mean, hey, what can I say?
You know what I'm saying?
No, we love the rain man, you know
The weatherman, AD the weather man
Oh, I didn't find out, yeah
What? This football, he'll throw money on you
Drop down 1942 on you and then get another one
Oh, I love that
That's how much money he has, he's rich
You bet he's my boss
He's my boss
He's your boss
He's your employees
Sam just open yesterday
You working there now?
I'm, I need to go
Oh, so we got to do a no jump over
A no jumper vlog, and we got to come do that.
We got some shit to do.
Yeah, yeah.
Look, Josh got ideas.
She's like, we got to.
The strip club.
All right, so Albuquerado.
Do you want to explain to them what you do?
Because I know people are like, oh, only fans, only fans.
But tell them why you're so known.
I don't even know why I'm so known.
Bro.
All right.
I'm going to say it because in my podcast.
Do you a manager?
I'm a millionaire of only fans.
I know a lot of millionaires of only fans.
For real?
Adam.
Adam.
Yeah, he is.
Adam is a only fan.
Of course.
No, yeah, there's a lot of millions.
But you know I respect to the most, you know what the first thing she told me she's like
when I first got my check, she's like, I retired my parents.
That's me.
You're supposed to.
Yeah, no, but that's, you know what?
Like most, you feel me?
I'm not, I'm not judging.
Girl, that's the only family.
But she's like, yeah, the first thing I did was, yes, shit, I retired my parents.
If I would, if I made a million, I would for sure buy my mom a new house and like,
make her feel good.
Like, that's my dream.
That's like the first thing.
You come to mind.
You know what I'm gonna do with my next man?
What are going to do?
mama house.
I'm going to cry.
You better stop.
I'm serious.
I'm going to cry, cry.
That's just bullshit.
Dude, no, no bullshit.
You try to buy my mama house to get in this
koochee hole.
Let me find out.
No, no, that's too much to get into the kucci.
That's too much.
I'm like, hold.
I'm the motherfucking prize, all right?
Oh, I love that.
Yeah, I'm the motherfucking prize.
All right.
Look, like that.
For you hire a fucking, fucking AD, your type?
He's, he's handsome.
Amazing.
But usually I'm not your type.
Why don't you say that?
I don't have no type.
I just like real, baby.
And I'm real.
I'm the type that would literally like,
you can hear, okay, okay, an experience.
So I was like dating this guy
and I had the runs and I had to go
and I didn't know that his.
Oh, shit.
I didn't.
I don't know about that.
No, once you're drinking alcohol
and you eating good food the next morning,
every bitch is going to have an alcohol.
You ain't lying.
That happens to me too.
I'm not lying.
I mean there.
Yeah.
And every girl who drinks alcohol.
you know you have this situation.
So anyway, so I woke up.
I went to the restroom and I thought he was sleeping.
So I'm like, okay, cool.
Let me sneak in and try to like,
take a fucking shit.
Oh my God.
So I went in there and I had no idea that he was hearing me fucking basically sharp.
I was like fucking farting and shitting at the same time.
And literally, maybe like when we got together,
he told me he was like, you know, I heard you like when we were.
We're first day.
You told me.
But you know what?
You got to keep it real.
And I kept saying,
ooh,
every time I was like farting,
he's shitting just so I can,
like, if he years out,
like, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That's all that.
I ain't allowed.
I told you.
I would have just went home.
I would have.
Oh, my God.
You're like,
AD, look, so A.D.
He was like,
he's like, he said when you first go to a girl's house,
would you shit in a house?
And I was like,
I'm like, if I really got a shit,
yeah.
You got a shit.
I'll make sure I shit before.
Let me tell you,
It's been sometimes that I spend night over a grill house and I wake up in a morning
I got a fort, bad.
But you don't know if it's a fart or a shit.
You know if you're comfortable.
No, no, it's not the shit, though.
I know when I got a fort and I know when I got a shit.
I don't be like shitting on myself and I'm like that.
You know what I'm saying?
But I will sit there and be like, wake up like, hey, oh, it's sturdy in here.
Let me go take out the garbage or something.
I go outside.
You know what I'm saying?
Let an air route and then I come back in.
Get back under the bed and shit.
Yo, I'm not going to lie, but I feel like maybe it's,
some men I've dated, but I feel like they kind of like when I fart.
No.
What your pork smell like?
I don't know about that.
You know if they smell gross.
Like, but I, I know guys like, they like that.
That's like a king.
Yeah, it's like, it's a king.
A hot bitch farting up in you.
I post ass and they'd be like, do it fart.
There's actually a girl.
I don't know her name, but she makes a lot off only fans.
She's farting.
And baby sees this shit?
Mm-hmm.
I should sign up.
Where do I sign?
All right.
I could say quefy.
We're fighting, quefeing?
But you said you queep on command.
Okay, so my little highlight
of my little...
We'll say that for Patreon.
That's like a talent.
That's a talent.
Shout out Mr. Marlon Waynes,
but I actually showed him
that I can quiff on command,
but with my clothes on.
We were out, he's like,
with your clothes on?
With my clothes on.
Can you go right out?
No, jeans, baby, this is tugging the coochie hole.
She can't breathe right now,
but I had something where I...
What's your coochies name?
Oh.
I need her name.
her. I haven't named her.
I think it's
yummy.
Yum.
Yeah.
Because that's my stripper name.
Can you got that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, did you read the
that?
That's funny.
No, y'all got,
let me tell you something.
Y'all both got good personalities.
I got good.
Great personalities.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You're almost as good as me.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm almost as good.
I love that.
Because I'm like a 10,
you're like a 9.5.
That's all I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying?
You still got a A?
Mm-hmm.
And it's my first.
I'm here, so I've never been live.
I've never been, I don't do life.
I don't do any of that, you know?
And how does it feel?
It feels kind of good.
Yeah, shout out of the hunger.
Look, look.
I think the viewer, yeah, there you go ahead.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
I think, oh, I think the viewers are going to follow you after this.
I hope so.
And they're going to be your friend after this.
Oh, I want friends.
Yeah.
I'm really sweet.
We love them.
I'm very sweet.
No, there are, these are the homies.
Yeah, okay.
We don't diss the Gumbie squad and the meth heads.
We don't distra.
I don't think Simp is a bad thing.
Oh, yeah, I'm a Picey's.
Yeah, I'm a Pisces.
I'll be like hurt.
You can only simp for one person.
No, you just have a lot of people.
Bro, bro, bro.
For you didn't, been heartbroken over a bitch.
I wasn't your bitch.
What you mean?
Like, she wasn't a girl.
Ain't nobody.
Ain't nobody.
Oh, nobody.
But do you feel like that about everybody?
I mean, at the end of the day, it was your turn.
It's your turn.
Of course, I've been heartbroken over a girl before.
A couple.
Hey, hey, he's older.
He's wiser.
Hey, hey, keep on a buck.
Fuck, have you ever cried over a girl?
No.
Me either.
Me either.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
I'm a kid.
I'm a kid.
I've never cried over a girl, but I've done some things and I didn't
got too drunk and I've cried to a girl.
Not over a girl.
Like, come back, baby, please.
If you leave, you leave.
But I didn't do some stuff in relationships.
I'm like,
I'm tripping right now.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna keep in a guy.
If I'm gonna keep in the book,
I've never been like, like, like,
again, for I've never cried over a girl,
but I've been like, like,
shot over a bitch like damn.
I didn't want to do that.
Oh, I've been heartbroken like.
But you don't cry?
No, no, because I'm not, you know.
That's how I'm a, I'm a bitch.
So I cry all this way.
Like, if I'm in a relationship when a girl says,
I'm about to leave you.
And I'd be like, no, baby, don't leave me.
I'll do that.
But if you leave and you just done,
I'd be like, no, I'm out.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck you and your mama.
Fuck everybody.
That's how you know.
I need to go to your dentist.
I'm going to get my teeth done.
He's so proud of them.
You got veneers?
Yeah.
Thank you.
They look good.
For real.
I need to be in here.
Okay, my only thing is like, okay, when I'm sucking dick, I don't want it to hurt him.
Oh.
Because I don't want them to be.
Too big.
Like, I don't want to too big.
She's thoughtful.
So what's my?
They're amazing.
They fit you perfectly.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
Full with your dentist.
Give me a shout up.
Yeah.
Oh, shout out to her.
I ain't even going to put the plug out there
Everybody told me on the low
I'll damn you all right
Mm-hmm mm-hmm
Hey
For AD read this one
Because this one's kind of scottless
I'm scared
He got to zoom back up
Oh that you can of the world's biggest family
Has passed
He had 38 wives
And 89 children
That nigga was fucking like a jackrabbit
God damn
89
Yeah 89 kids
That was an alien
You can there's no way that you can have that much come that I have that much
Well you don't I can start an army today is a lot that's a lot of children
Fertile too wait click you see his family listen listen listen I didn't bro that's like
Satan I haven't busted 89 nuts his wife yeah they stepped out they stepped out
Jop said he did that yesterday oh shit
Okay I got I got a question for you do know shot to that nigga what's name is I
What's the most nuts you busting one day?
With my hat or with a bitch?
No, not well period in general in general
I think I think I did I kick like the you from me I think it was like I think it was like seven nuts
Seven with a girl and like like like like we were like you loved her I know he loved her I know he love her
Not for sure that she's she's cool as fuck we we
cool as fuck but whenever we lean we just
get drunk and fuck and she's like all
about it I'm all about it like it's a dope time
but we're in we were somewhere
hotel vibe big kicking it and I busted a hell of nudge and she was like
7-0 she nutted to you for me
we was living life I hope so yeah I don't
not you didn't fuck the wrong people before
really like I've only like came a few times
but I feel like I'm very hard
to come because I want to feel like
girls it takes a lot more work no that's all
it's all mental though
Somebody had to guide you through it, you know what I'm saying?
Like a trip.
You know what I mean?
Yep.
So, okay, my experience once.
Okay, I went on a date with the guy.
You got to be there.
AD's full of shit.
He's just, man.
No, but he's right, though.
That's right.
Man, that's bullshit.
That's the ladies talk.
You got to be really, I went on a date once.
And, like, he was super attractive.
We went to a bar called black.
I don't know if you've heard of it before.
Ad, he's black.
I am done.
So I went to like the black bar with him and we were like we're filling ourselves.
We're drinking and we were having a good time.
We were having a good time and like we went back to his place.
I'm like, okay, do you have a condom?
He pulls out a condom.
He's about a go in me.
He comes.
Oh, that's happened to me too.
He comes.
I feel like guys are embarrassed when that happens.
Shout off.
He's my homie now.
I love him.
But you put him in the homies on after that.
No, but he's my homie.
Like we don't, we're not fucking, but I bring girls to him and they are.
And they fuck him?
They fuck him because he's good looking.
But in my experience, I was like, I don't know what I did to him.
You know what was crazy?
You know what was crazy?
She's like I'm like a big nigga.
Most girls usually think like, you feel me?
You ain't got no stamina.
What?
I'd be rocking these bitches.
This world.
I'm like, damn.
You'll be proving them wrong.
Bro, what?
I feel like if you can fight, you can fuck.
Nah.
If you can fight, you can fuck.
I think, I think, I think.
My theory's always been like, if you could dance,
you can fuck.
Oh.
Okay.
Yes, right?
That's something way more reasonable than fighting.
I just recently started writing.
Before I get tired off two seconds, baby, I'm like,
that's just tired.
You just started.
No, but I'm like, I just started.
No, but no.
Yes.
So now I know my rhythm.
Actually, I do enjoy writing.
I do.
I'm a tagger, but now I do.
I do too, yeah.
I don't think it was like the right guy.
like I want to feel into I want to feel like oh yeah yeah I get you I'm a
real not but it is true which is usually be like you for me and that hey let me say
something I like turning my hat around have my chains on throwing the game signs over
there
oh my good huh yeah especially now that Bernie started getting chains chains in their faces
they want that oh yeah yeah you know what I do after they lock you rock my world
I'm gonna put on the you know you for me the little one and they go to sleep but you know you
For you from I gotta get it back in the morning.
Baby girl, we should get some chains.
We should be on hitting them with our chains.
We should.
We were writing?
Hit that motherfucker in the face with the chain.
Hell no.
Put the cities in the face and the chains.
Domestic, you're going to jail.
Baby, domestic is okay right now.
No, he better like it.
Fucking the hungry.
So would you let a nigga hit you with a chain?
Yeah.
Hey, do you like real quick, real quick.
Do you like when a guy caused you a little horn?
What fucking you?
It's a little, um.
I like it, but...
I'm doing that shit, little slutty-ass bitch.
It gets you into it more.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I'm gonna say one thing I like.
I like spit it in the girl mouth.
Okay, but okay, okay, okay.
So I'm okay with that, but one time I got strep throat.
You got to get tested before you do it.
No, but like it was like bacteria.
It's because it's bacteria.
It was like, I was really young,
but like I went to the hospital because of it.
It was so bad.
I got scarlet fever.
Oh, I don't know about that.
What is that?
Scarlet fever.
What is that?
In the middays, they would have died off scarlet fever.
What the fucking scarlet fever?
Who are you fucking what that gives you scarlet fever?
I know Scarlet witch.
Let's look at a scarlet fever.
I want to read this.
I want you to read this.
I can't read.
Is it?
Do you still have it?
No.
Okay.
How long ago was it?
Maybe I was 15, 16.
Yeah.
Scarlet fever.
He is.
I had rations, yeah.
What the f?
That's like, that like, schemates?
Wait, I think I got that one time, too.
What?
Who are you guys sucking, Bob?
No, no, no, it's like.
Who are you guys sucking?
No, but you have a fever, you get that.
I've never gotten gotten.
No, but you had it.
They probably were hos.
Hey, real quick.
Yeah, and I'm so loyal, baby girl.
I'm loyal, too.
That breaks my heart.
You better stop.
That's going to break my heart.
They were, were they being hooy-hoey-ho?
I think so.
They both gave you all scarlet fever.
No.
I got that on my birthday one time.
I literally went to hospital with rashes all over me.
But not your private part.
Yeah, not my private.
Literally, my tities, my back, my arms, everything.
And it was like, my mom took me.
Yeah, my mom was a tune.
Hey, on the side note, I got tested and I was clean.
Yeah.
No, but.
On a side note, whoever you fucking, they get tested and you know you're clean.
Fine, yeah.
If you have something, it wasn't me, I got proof.
Not detected.
No, but I want to say something.
Me?
Okay, this was when I was like young.
But me, now that I'm older,
I'm very aware of like STDs and stuff
because you're not, it can happen to you, baby.
No, no, you know what's real?
Right now that I'm 21, I'm kind of like walling.
I've sometimes like done mistakes where I'm like,
maybe I should have not fucked it wrong.
You feel me?
Like, but that's why I want to go get tested as an adult and I was like,
no, I get drunk too much tequila.
Bring it here, baby.
Oh, hell, my dear.
It's a joke.
Oh, hell no, baby.
A jokey jokey jokey joe.
So you're a joking job.
Oh, my goodness.
No, baby.
But you know what?
If I was a guy, I'd be a trick.
Oh, you know, she said that.
She told me that I said, okay.
Hey, tell him your idea of a first date.
Oh, did I tell you my idea of my first date?
Yeah.
Tell the camera your idea of a first date.
Okay.
I think I make you nervous.
Oh, wow.
I'm a little buzzy, buzz.
Me too.
I'm buzz.
But it shouldn't be the liquor, though.
This is my personality.
It might be my personality.
No, no.
It gives me bouncing off each other.
Okay, so my ideal first date, honestly,
I don't want to do much.
I want to get to know him.
Like, it's boring.
This is boring.
Like, I want to get to know him, like, maybe at a park somewhere.
At a park?
Maybe a bar.
No, no, like, get to know him.
And, like, if he tells me, let's go back to your place,
that's a turn off for me.
Because I'm like, you almost had it.
But right when you fucking want to go back to my place,
why?
your place like why why like I like that mysterious kind of like guy so you
like fucking a rooftop no no no oh Duno let me find out my mom no no let's get
the details no let's get the detail oh no she can't bring that huh avocado tell the story
with Duno came to your house did we fuck you fuck no no we didn't fuck oh whoa whoa whoa whoa
Oh, whoa.
Hey, Duno, what's like that?
Alacado.
Tell the story when Duno came to your eyes.
Did we fuck?
No, no, don't look at him like that.
Just tell him the story.
No, I just invited him because...
I'm cool as fuck.
I had fun with him on the podcast.
I literally have fun.
Oh, he is fun.
And he left me drunk.
Like, he had work to do, but I left drunk.
I was drunk driving.
I'm sorry.
I was out and about, and I was...
I was like, oh yeah, just come, like on some chill shit.
Like, I just didn't, I just want to have fun.
And then you guys have fun?
No, yeah, I came, he came over and I was like, okay.
And we kicked it.
We kicked it.
Shut up, Duno.
We just, I'm trying to get the details from her.
We just kicked in.
You know what he did, though?
No.
Duda!
Let her talk.
What did you?
What did you?
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
I'm done.
Go ahead.
Tell your story.
Tell you a truth.
We were chilling, taking shots and shit.
We were playing.
I was trying to play a game with him.
Like some board game.
And he dead ass asked me.
He was like, are you a kisser?
Oh, yeah.
And I was like, oh, my nigger.
Go go, go, go.
Bro, shut out.
Shut up.
My niggia, dude, though.
Go ahead.
I was like, of course.
I'm going to say yes.
Yeah.
Like, no, I'm going to say yes.
And did he kiss you?
No, he didn't.
Did you kiss him?
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
I was like, yeah, I'm like a good kid.
No, stop.
But then I was like, all my roommates come in.
And then my roommate comes.
So, like, they came at the wrong time.
And my roommate comes.
And you know what he tells me?
He's like, Janet, why are you cock blocking?
Who's Jenna?
She's Johnny.
She's Johnny.
He took avocado.
Why you cock blocking?
I was like, bitch, what?
So he wanted a home grow now.
Yeah, he was like, why you cop blocking leave?
I was like, this is my place.
You know.
I was like, this is my place.
Why are you telling me to leave?
So let me ask you something, though.
This is real.
This is front of everybody.
That's respectful.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did you put Duna on the Friends Zone after that?
Yeah.
Well, so I'm asking you this right now.
He tried to get with my roommate.
Damn, Duna.
Why can I have both of them?
No, you can.
You can only have one.
I'm like, I'm like, what?
Only one.
Look, look, all right, now let me get my side of the story.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm trying to be right, Josh.
Josh, something disrespectful.
I was trying to be as professional as I wanted to be.
You feel me?
So I didn't go off like, I didn't, hey, for when I DM you, was I like, hey, I think
you're fucking fine, let me suck you titty.
No, no, never.
I was like, hey, come on the podcast.
When she came on the podcast, I was never like, how many dicks have you sucked in your life?
Like, never.
It was cool.
Like, oh, you got only fans with your biggest fan baby.
You know, like, it was a real podcast, you know, real interview type shit.
Am I saying she's not fine and I wouldn't fuck?
No.
That's not what I'm saying?
But, but, but respectfully, I didn't.
Did I give you like, I want to fuck you, my?
No, right?
No, you.
No, you didn't.
No, I did it.
But when you asked me that question, I was like, oh, shit.
Yeah, you feel me?
I was like, why are you asking me that?
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me be mediated.
See, your hire her would have fucked me.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Baby, it's okay, no, but girls.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Let me be mediated, right?
Because I'm trying to get to the bottom of this shit right now.
Do you know it's so embarrassed right now.
No, I'm not.
All right.
He really got up in love.
I'm a fucking, wait a minute.
I didn't shoot my, shoot her and shoot.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
So he DMs you for interview, right?
Yeah.
And the interview went good.
Cool as fuck.
Okay.
After that, who kept the contact and who insinuated to come over?
Her.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I did.
So you told Duno, hey, you should come.
I'm over.
Yeah.
Okay.
So right then and there, if that was me, I'd be like, she's feeling me.
She's feeling me.
Tell me to come to the place.
You know what I'm saying?
But I was on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait a minute.
So you calling a homie while you drunk.
Why, though?
Because.
You want some company or was you attracted to him?
No, I was just, I was just like, I love talking to him.
Yeah, it was.
It was cool.
Like, the podcast to be signed.
Like, I, like, that's my first time doing podcast.
But I look, respect.
It was.
It was chill and I thought that he wanted to come and chill with me and I was like, okay, come.
Let me tell you the truth.
He told me, like, before I said the adity, he told me he would come.
Avocado, let me tell the truth.
If you invite a man to your house and you're an attracted person, no niggas coming to just talk to you.
If they come in to talk to you, then they're just fucking lying.
But look, but, look, respectfully.
I know.
I learned that because of him.
No, listen.
But.
You know that because of do no.
No.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, let me tell you this.
And then, too, going forward, right?
Because if you sit there and you say, hey, come over, I like talking to you, you're funny.
I'm going to think you like a nigga, you know what I'm saying?
So, do know what's not wrong for saying, hey, are you a good kisser?
That wouldn't be my words, but I understand his methods.
You know what I'm saying?
No, but listen, listen, listen, listen.
I know, but like once my roommate comes.
Listen.
Because I'm a fucking dog.
No, he's a dog.
Yeah, who gets a fuck?
But you wasn't worried about the dog shit at the time.
He literally went in my...
Oh, full.
I'm doing it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We gotta hear this, dude, no.
We don't, John.
All right.
But listen, no, but look, but look,
listen, respectfully,
respectfully after I felt the curve,
you know, because you've been curved before.
No, you know what else he did?
You know what else he did?
He literally, why we were talking and drinking,
he was like, bitch, shut up.
I like that, dude.
He's like, some girl, some other girl is FaceTiming me.
I didn't call her a bitch, I didn't call her a bitch.
Oh, another nigga FaceTime.
No, no, no.
Some girls, for one of the little bitties was FaceTime.
And I was like, fucking, whoa.
Dude that was coming here.
I was like, he really is.
I'm checking out.
Well, we're not going to talk over each other.
This is a podcast.
We have to do people viewing us.
We're not going to do that.
All right.
Let's respect each other.
Let's talk.
Okay, she already gave her a piece.
Let me see my piece.
Look, you from me.
I pulled up.
I felt a little curse.
I was like, cool.
After I fought the curve, we were chopping it up.
She was telling me up.
You feel me?
Since you want to put me on blast, you feel me?
Let's go.
Oh, you know what I know.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I don't care.
No, no, because we don't do that at the end of the day, you feel me?
We don't do that.
Shout to all the rappers and the humgous DMs, you feel me?
But let me tell you something, though, on some real shit, right?
The moment that he tried to kiss you...
No, no, I didn't try.
It was just a question.
I never, like, leading them for a kiss.
Okay, but still, you threw it out there because you thought that you had some action, right?
I for sure.
Okay.
It might be a cool little move.
Okay, so it might be a cool little move.
So then you curved them, and then your roommate come,
and you hollets at your roommate.
It's all fair game after that.
What did you upset for?
Because I...
No, it's not no because.
No, I need to tell you what happened.
See, is women like you?
No, me bullshit?
No, I never tell you what happened.
Because they left me.
They went alone and left me.
Oh.
In my own apartment.
Wait, wait, way, way, way, way.
Do no!
Do no!
Do no!
Baby!
Look, look, look, look, real quick,
Hey!
And I was like, I was like, I can't believe this.
Listen, listen, listen, though.
Listen, no, listen.
You know, you dirty job.
Listen, real quick, listen real quick.
Look, look.
Look, look, respectfully, she's my arm, bro.
Look, after that, I've never.
You put her in the friends on.
No, no.
I like that.
No, after that.
What are you're a fuck about your avocados?
Look, after that, I've ever been weird.
I brought that.
When I asked for the question, I didn't even lean.
I never even try to do like a bag of nothing.
You know, I'm not, I'm not one of those.
I'll talk, you know, shit, I got a good mouthpiece.
Sometimes that might work.
Sometimes that might not work, you feel me?
I'm cool with taking the hells, to all the virus.
It's okay if you get care.
It's a part of life, bro, what?
You feel me?
But, man, I don't fuck a couple tens, a couple five, six, seven.
She's got to fuck some twos.
Me too.
If I was a guy, be fucking too stupid.
All right, so, hold up.
Hold up.
So, give me my apartment for me, so then, you feel me?
But I, see, but I never initiated, like, for we're in the living room,
I never was like, let's, let's.
go to your room, ever, right?
No, he was just more like, you're a good kissing?
She was like, yeah, I am.
And I was like, uh, but then I felt a little curve.
So I was like, okay, I'm just dead it, you feel me?
The curve already happened, the little one.
It wasn't even like, do no, you my homie.
It was just a little curve, and I was like, cool, I'm a dead it.
I dead it.
Roommate it.
A roommate was with the action, you feel me?
You know what I mean?
But respectfully, shout out roommate too.
That's a home girl, too.
Shout out of Akara Thari.
She's my good home girl, you feel me.
She'd be like, I'll be like, hey, can you repose it for me?
She'd be showing love.
She know, I saw love.
Whenever she posts a picture, I read to eat, you feel me?
So it's all love.
Dude, I'm not mad at you.
It was a love.
I would do the same thing.
But at the time, it was funny, though, because I was like, what the fuck's happening?
No, you was acting.
Because that could have been you with all the do-no love.
But you wanted to play around and put him through the ring.
You know how much money you would have made?
Double the money.
Y'all could have started the same podcast, but you didn't want to see the future in Duno.
Now, you got to go to Dodger games.
And everybody want to take pictures with this, nigga.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Dude no, do no, do no, hold on.
I take L, I take L'en life.
I ain't even gonna lie, bro.
Shit, but I didn't slid in a couple of bitches
DM some bad little blue check bitches
and tie back in, like, what's up?
You funny as fuck, you know what I mean?
And somebody have been like, you're cool as fuck.
Maybe we, you feel me?
Man, the hell with the hunger was in the hell.
It was more of an experience, you feel me?
Like, you know what I mean?
I just want to have fun.
You still want to have fun?
As you should, baby girl.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm funny with good dick.
What's bad about that?
You feel like?
I feel like I'm funny was good pussy too and I get like bad.
Oh, I think you're hilarious.
I'm not even being funny right now, but I'm like, me dating guys, I date like the wrong man.
Hey, Josh, is not gonna get clipped?
Do you know, look, listen real quick.
Hey, they tell them it's okay to take L in life.
It's definitely okay.
I took a lot of L's before I was who I was in life.
I was at life.
You know what's crazy?
Like, when I was in middle school,
none of the girls used to like me.
You know what I'm saying?
Elementary, none of the girls.
Oh, but I was knocking bitch in the middle school.
I wasn't knocking at me.
It's okay, baby.
No, I'm saying.
You're here now.
I grew, yeah, I became who I became.
But the women didn't see the potential in me.
You know what I'm saying?
It was they lost.
It was they lost.
Their brains, they weren't developed yet.
But all them women from middle school, elementary, high school,
oh, look, you try to touch me.
It's okay.
I don't want to go ahead.
No, I'm not saying.
Hey, hey.
I thought you should give AD and lap dance on the lap.
No, no, no, no, no.
That was me saying, hey.
I am not that easy to know, first of all.
Me neither.
That's what I'm saying.
Mr. Ad.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
No, no, no, no.
Can I tell my story, sweetheart?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, all them people back then that I used to like in middle school, elementary
and all that, they all circle back around.
And by the time they came back, I'm like, I don't want y'all.
So guess what?
A power move.
All my young niggas out there watching,
and all my homies.
Everybody viewing right now,
I fuck with every single last one of y'all.
Y'all can be anywhere,
but y'all tuning in us right now.
It's a right to take the L's.
It's a right to see that dumb-ass bitch.
When she's curving you,
just boss up on her.
Because guess what?
When you get older and you got the bag
and you're shining,
you looking like something,
you can get them all, my brother.
No, yeah, for sure, look.
This is my homie,
so taking the L was cool because
after that shit, you feel of me?
We still homies.
You feel me?
But the high school bitch
that I went to high school in?
I'm here.
Man, I didn't have a cup with it in my DM's like, oh my God, you were in Atlanta.
I thought you could have been there too, bitch.
It's a flick.
Oh my God.
She, you could have been sitting behind the TV watching me.
What?
You know what I mean?
You're missing, see.
Okay, so in high school, me, I was a weirdo.
Do you guys know what scene is, like emo?
Yeah, I know what that is.
I was a sinewynee and I was an emo girl.
A sceny ween.
What's that?
But all the, all the like cholos and everything they want.
wanted me and the girls hated me.
I'm already getting so many fucking DMs.
No, they hated me.
So I was like, you know what?
So I was kind of like awkward because I was like borderline popular because I was so friendly
even to the like.
To the nerds?
I don't want to the dweeps.
To the nerdy nerd.
I'm a nerd.
I'm a beautiful nerd.
No, honestly, I was like I'm very polite.
Whoever's polite to me.
My mom taught me better.
You better be polite to them.
Like I'm very respectful to anybody.
You got money or no money.
I'm going to be respectful if you're respectful to me.
That's how I am.
Saini weenie.
So I was a Sini-weeney and I felt like a lot of girls hated me.
And now they're like in my DM's like, oh my God, you're so bomb bitch.
Like how do you do it?
Like teach me.
I'm like, bitch, I taught myself.
Like I've been like literally, I went through hell to get to where I am.
Also, a lot of girls be hating.
They be hating.
They be happy you up, but they be hating.
They be hating.
That's why I don't have friends because me either.
Me too, baby.
I don't have friends because they hate me.
I'm like, why do you hate me?
I hype up every of my girls.
Like, why the fuck do you hate me?
Because it's like, who you can quiff on command and they can't do that yet.
Yeah, they'd be jealous.
They be jealous of what we have.
Can you quive on the command?
I'm a teacher.
I mean, yeah, she could teach me.
That's a good content.
Not a command, but.
We can collab when you're trying.
I mean, I can queve.
I know you can.
You better not just be for a fort and.
No.
You know the different.
It's a different.
sound effect. It's like wendy and it's like
it's like
it's like
it's like sex aid huh?
Yeah, be talking. I know
what? Sex
eight. I said eight.
We should have, no.
We should do that.
I'm down. Collab.
Collab.
See, look. See, look. Collap coming soon.
She real quick for I'm an A&R for only fans.
They owe you a percentage.
I need like 10 for me,
June.
What would you rate the roommate?
Oh, don't even.
Fucking for the roommate cool
She cool she's
I said out of the hunger
Yeah
You see he put her in the friends on
No no no no no
No I I
I was just a lot
I was just a lot
I was drunk the whole day
You know what she owed me
She held me some Dior
I went to the Dior
Right after the podcast
I went to the Dior store
And then she texted me Duna what do you want
And I like that because I was doing the podcast
You should have just done
Oh, sweet.
Could have bought something?
Because once again, you're playing around again.
First, you invite him over.
He don't get no action.
Then you text him about going to the Dior store.
You don't bring him nothing.
Mixed emotions.
You're going to be my friend.
If he's buying me Dior, he's trying to get in the pool.
I buy all my friends like Dior.
And I don't know.
So what if you buy me?
What if you buy me designer?
What's that mean?
If we have a good friendship, then it's my way of showing you that I love you.
All right.
I appreciate you.
I love you and here's a gift that you can.
So how do you tell a guy that you want to fuck him?
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
I tweet.
So.
I love you.
So what,
no,
so what I do,
I usually like,
um,
I,
I,
like to get him to come over.
Like you did do know.
No,
you know what I do?
No.
But that wasn't even like that.
You know what I do?
I usually see what they're about.
Cheers,
serious.
Seriously.
Do they want a dominant girl or do they want a girl who?
You're too grown for that shit.
I think you think too much.
I do.
You need to start that.
I'm an overthinker.
You need to just go with the flow.
Ride the ride this experience.
When you come around here, it's like Magic Mountain.
You don't know what you're going to get.
It's going to have that.
I overthink a lot.
It's going to be all type of loops and all type of shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, another party file.
Wait a minute.
We're not going to talk over.
over each other all the shoddy shots and everything let's let's be respectful we
on a potty cat oh I said potty cast the potty cast no should I be blunt as
fuck like hey let me try it I could be like that too you
if I feel comfortable enough respectfully respectfully respectfully
respectfully I haven't ate ash I'm still a little boy this summer that's one of
my goals in my bucket list other than the fact that I'm going to
like a pool go and shit but wait wait you're going to
I love a guy who eats ass.
Me too, but no, baby.
You're not going to eat ass in Mexico right now
because there's going to be girls partying all night.
You want that.
Fresh out of the sarder.
That's what about your mouth.
Baby, you know, as a home girl, I'm looking out for you.
All right, so let me eat chores.
So, wait, wait, so y'all going with each other?
No, no, no, I'm not going on.
I'm not going on.
First of all, they're flight me out.
Well, guess what?
What if Duno flies you out?
Y'all going to have a good time?
You're going to let him eat.
You're going to let him.
I'm sorry.
I've been offered to be fly her.
to be flight out but I know so do know technically speaking right now if
do no flies you out right now right now right yeah and y'all go and y'all go to mexico you have a
good time the music is banging the room is player the food is nice you're gonna let him eat your
ass keeper jee i don't know that's a yes dude it's a potential you flyer flyer out
no i made about me is like i would yeah her own money so i never let a guy
I respect that.
I respect that.
I never let a guy find me out because I know I could do it myself.
Let me tell you something.
Smart.
A real nigga don't care about your money.
Facts,
I don't get a fuck about it.
I got my own money.
So there's nothing that you can do for me that I can't do for myself, baby.
But for me, like, I wouldn't want that.
Do know what's getting a bag right now.
He's a young nigga getting his bag.
He don't need your money.
He don't need his money.
It's about the connection.
He's not fine me and my girls.
Well, fly to fly him out too.
He got to find me out and my three other girls.
He got friends.
He got friends.
So guess what?
Just know.
Just no, they all three are coming on the trip.
Everybody better be getting slammed.
That trip is not free.
I'm just keeping the jeep.
But that's the thing, too.
Like, I don't want to be like, oh, I owe him this.
No, you know, something about me.
I don't want anybody.
You don't owe him nothing.
But if you got all these, you got all this money, you're doing all this stuff, right?
Why can't you fly your three home girls out and just go for the trip?
Why does he got to spend his dime?
I do fly all my girls, though.
Okay, so why?
Does Dune don't have to, if he wants your.
your presence have to get two or three more other people.
Why?
That's one thing.
I wouldn't ask him for that.
But you just said if somebody was going to pay for a trip, they got to fly your three girls out.
Why do they got to fly your three girls out?
If it's not like that.
Because I wouldn't want to go alone.
She feels more comfortable.
Yeah, like it's more comfortable for us girls.
Like us girls can't be alone.
So three, you can't have one home girl that come?
Maybe at least one.
Okay.
At least one.
See, my budget can feel one.
I'm saying, I'm saying.
My budget can feel one.
She said three.
I'm like, three.
You know, I'm like.
We're just talking for it too.
No, yeah.
We're just talking.
It's just.
No, baby, I'm being serious.
What's good?
No, because I like,
you're gonna fly me and my home girl's out.
No, it's nothing.
A.D., AD, AD.
That's more of a thing.
AD, Fugger, you go to Acapulco and then your heart was like,
fly me on.
You're flying your hair up?
I wouldn't ask him that.
I'm too stubborn.
No, listen, listen, no.
Relax.
Like a one-on-one?
Yeah.
Are we getting it cracking?
We can do it ourselves.
We don't need him.
Right?
I love AD.
We don't need him to fly us out.
I love AD.
Wait, wait.
So if I flew you out to Mexico, we fucking, right?
No.
Baby.
I'm saying right now.
I'm asking.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So it's not about if we're fucking, you got to make yourself not too available.
No, I'm just saying, what if I wasn't available?
I'm the most unavailable person and everything.
It's about mystery.
I'm just saying my hypothetically speaking.
It's about mystery.
Like, I want a guy who's mysterious.
I don't want a guy who's going to let me fuck off the jump.
You a ho.
Oh my God
Not you in general
But you are home
Oh my God
No I'm not disrespectful
Wait have you ever fucked on the first day
Oh yes
Me too
I fucked out the first day
And I was in a four year relationship
And then I got cheated on
A week before my birthday
Oh my god
And I became
I went to the strip club
I became a waitress
And then I became a stripper
And I started making so much money
And I was in school
Because I want to be
I want to be a cosmetic nurse
I want to do Botox builders because that's never going to go out of style.
Never.
So that's what I want to do.
Yeah, that's smart.
I went to the strip club, became a waitress, became a stripper, so I'm making a lot of money,
and I got very addicted to the money, and I kept, I dropped out of school.
I dropped out too.
But I want to go back because you never know, baby, if we get old, wrinkly and saggy, like we got them.
But if you got that bread, you can invest it.
That's why I want to do a business, my business.
Mama, let's do it together.
Let's do it.
We can do it together.
We'll talk later.
Let's do it.
I went my little kitty, kitty.
You ain't coming to Mexico no more.
You heard my feelings.
No, baby.
It's not like that.
Like, it's like, you got to be mystery.
I hate what guys think already.
So do I strike you as the guy that you're talking about?
I'm just talking on a podcast right now.
No.
You're very,
okay, when you first came in, you felt.
Leave the mystery.
Real quick, real quick.
I like mysterious.
Does AD give you fucking little dick energy or big dig energy?
Oh.
Big dig energy.
Thank you.
Because he's not,
I feel like he's not talking a big game
just to talk a big game.
And I hope you're not.
If you do,
and you have a little ass dick, baby.
You better stop.
No, but we're not going to find that out because.
I feel like you better,
too, too, you know what's telling you?
6-2.
No.
You could tell.
The height does not matter, Mama.
Really?
I was dating a guy who was tall, little dick.
And this was when I was like,
maybe like, 16, 17, 18.
And I don't even,
I don't even,
I still love.
I still loved him.
I loved him for who he was.
Even though they have a little one, you still love him.
Yeah, I put it in my booty home.
Yeah.
It makes me feel comfortable putting in my butt.
Yeah.
I don't have big ass.
You know?
You know.
If you know, you know, if you know you know.
All I'm saying is, I'm very fragile.
I don't think I'm ready to have sex right now.
No, you shouldn't.
I shouldn't.
He'll heal yourself.
I'm going to heal myself.
And I'm not even trying to be funny, but like literally heal yourself and like see who you are and what you want in life.
I need to serve it.
And it's no, it's going to come to you, AD.
I promise you.
Oh, I know it's going to come to me.
I know, well, you're handsome.
Thank you, sweetheart.
And you're very, like, confident, but you're not too aggressive.
You're just right.
That it's going to come to you.
Thank you.
And welcome.
Whatever is my way will be.
Don't force it.
I'm trying to be like Duno.
Fuck dating apps.
Duno gets it because Duno is how you are, like, very, like, confident.
but he keeps himself but he's funny but he's like oh yeah I'm super I smell good too
yeah yeah don't worry about that don't worry about that no I'm worried I'm worried
what you ain't that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that
that Clive Christian right there go go that if you don't know what that is I'm gonna gole it
the what no no it's nothing more from yesterday but look but look guys guys
with insecurities don't be insecurity don't be insecure like you feel me like shit
Do your thing, you know.
Do your thing, even if you have like a little one.
If you got a little one, let your tongue make it up.
It's not even your tongue.
Wait, were you fucking.
Like, with a baby?
It feels like you're scissoring.
Oh, with a baby.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That's another good question.
Okay.
Well, babe.
Mama, drama?
So me, no, me?
I am a very, I'm very like, how would I say?
I am very, I want to be the one.
Yeah, you want to be the only one.
I want to be the only one.
But if he has older kids or whatever,
That's normal, but I've never, I don't have any kids, so I feel like I shouldn't be dating men with kids.
Same, same.
You want to be like the only woman.
But when I'm 35 and I have no one, then guess what, baby?
The rules break.
And we got a-
How old are you?
I'm 26.
Okay, you got time.
How old are you?
I got time?
Okay.
I feel like I'm fucking old already.
Why?
People tell me.
You can queef on command.
Thank you.
No, yeah.
I feel like I look older.
No, you don't look older.
Okay.
Thank you.
How old would you think I was?
Like at least like 29 20s yeah 29 okay I take you are in your 30
okay mr. AD I see you drink that water skin care what's your
deep throat that shit
I'm gonna
oh shit
Jesus
Hey a lot of straight guys be low key
DL
DL baby I see you
I have a lot of game friends
Baby I know baby I know you
I know you want
I'm like gay friends
and they tell me what's tea.
That they get the guys
that are straight and they like that.
They tell me what's tea.
They tell me what's tea.
I ain't with none of that shit
ain't never been
and never had a thought.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to use the restaurant.
They'd be like a hole is a hole.
Nah, I don't think like that.
Nah, and I'm not knocking nobody.
That's your thing.
That's your thing.
You know what I'm saying?
That's not where we,
that's not how I was like
raised and shit you know what I'm saying yeah I love women I love vagina like I love it
experience yes experience cheers to vagina okay she keep looking at me too
avocado did I get putting the friends on too no I'm like okay awesome I'm supposed to look at
I just I don't know if I'm in the front of God sorry cheers Josh cheers I don't think there's
what do you mean hey give me some I drink the whole wine bottle myself
he pulls to get some tequila that's what I'm drinking
Shit is all over there.
I'm fucking.
Hey, would you mind if I like slitting her DMs?
Hell no.
Oh my God.
You for so shit.
Because you gotta get them back with a roommate.
Dude, that was the funniest thing that ever happened.
Oh, that'd be part on the only fans too.
That'd be the intro.
I can't.
To this day, I can't believe do not tell me to leave.
In my own apartment.
I can't believe that.
He's like, you're calm walking to leave.
Dude, no.
Do no, do no, do no.
Hey, look, you guys, real quick, I was raised by woman, but you feel me, you're feeling a bit of a pittito?
I don't know what you was thinking.
Look, look, I didn't know what I'm thinking?
Yeah, she's like, that means, she's like, what you mean?
And I was like, you go to your room.
Let me tell you something about God, I would never do that to me.
And you know what?
I did go to my room.
Homegrown.
You went to your room to your room to?
Do no!
Do no!
I went.
I went to my room and FaceTime my friend.
I was like, I was FaceTime my friend.
I was like, I was FaceTime on my room.
other friend I was like bruh I can't believe what's happening to me right now
well let's cheers to do a bean up let's cheer how you say
barrito barito bearito say say what's on avocado
petito yeah petito let's go just to being a burrito
hey Josh got to get something hold on to be in a perito
oh no let's do this this is I like this I'm enjoying myself
Hey hey if you know what you know what you know
Domney's like who we're having Nani and he never replied horny ass fools
You picked good podcaster
You did look look you did you did you did you did you did
You know what it was fucking AD was like
Hey next week Tyrone I'm gonna be here
Let me see what you got turn it up and then I was like
Fuck Trey and why are we talking about T-Rill
Happy birthday to T-Rail his birthday is tomorrow
So y'all y'all y'all hit up T-Rail tomorrow
Blow his comments up tell him how you love when y'all saying
If you love at the end of the day
we fuck with y'all man come on man
fuck with us man
avocado what's your birthday
in November
I massage
oh okay
why he's saying no
don't mind him
don't mind him
but I'm a sedentary
like
I'm a ears
Marys yeah
we're both fire signs
that's right
that's lit
okay let's do this right now
let's bring up the chat right now
let's bring up the chat right now
some bad my shit
no
it's like some late text
type shit
Josh let's bring up this brand the chat right now I'm saying let's see what they say
Fuck fucking so you guys girl you look different what did you do let's see
You look different? Oh let's go hey bit bit bit bum ba didn't some selina
Bitty bitty play one of 80 type beats let's do that on you two
Get my beat no go on you to put AD type beat let's do it
I want to you're a reggaeton you raise a song
Salinga.
For real.
80 cream his pants.
Hell, no, it's not that easy.
It ain't that easy.
AD creamed in his pants.
Nah.
It's okay.
Do it like I cream my fans?
Oh, what is it?
No, that's what I'm a lot.
Yeah.
Shout out to the $20, gentlemen.
You know what, A.D?
I fuck with you.
I, thank you.
You're dope.
I love with you.
No, I know.
I know.
I know.
I never met him.
And I never, no, but you.
I'm not.
No, yeah.
We're about the same.
We're about the same.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
We're going to dance for the team.
Let's go.
Go.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey.
I don't know what's going on.
Oh.
Who.
With the ones.
Hey, shout out the motherfucking do no.
Shout to T.J.
Yeah.
Shown to do know.
Let's freestyle.
Let's free style.
Let's go.
Shut out of the hunger.
Set out of hunger.
Yeah, exactly.
All right.
Ready, ready for real freestyle drug around?
Let's go.
Hey.
Let's go.
You know my family's way and I'm trying to get in your place.
Go.
All right.
I don't know if you want me, but I want your...
Mesa.
Yo, it's so hard to rap.
I know.
How do you rap?
I have that talent.
No, no, no.
We want the bad.
We don't want good.
Let's go.
Aviccata.
Say something with avocado.
I like avocado.
I think I got it.
I think I got it.
The chat going crazy.
Shout out to the cat, man.
Yeah.
A man.
Let's see.
Fucking do not an avocado look like goes.
Um.
Avocado potty, you're playing with me, girl.
I'll take your life.
You know what?
I rap good when I'm belliger and drunk.
We ain't get you belliger and drunk.
We want you to remember everything.
No.
And I,
all.
All right.
We fucking.
And I who.
And I who.
And I who.
And I who.
And I who.
Ha ha.
Go.
I'm drunk as fuck.
Yo, bitch, wanna fuck.
Mm-hmm.
Hey.
She built like a duck.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, shit.
She wants to get me cuffed.
Her man pulled up.
Mm-hmm.
For he tried to get me jump.
Mm-hmm.
But he didn't know I have that jump.
Mm-hmm.
My gong boom, boom, boom.
That was wet.
That was lit.
I was trying to hit a hider.
I was trying to get inside her.
Inside her.
And I don't want a blinder.
want a blinder. This is at the end of the day. Tread, say hey. He's in the back trying to play.
Yeah. Josh, he on the way. Wait a minute. I'm just getting started. That's a quip. She ain't farted.
Thank you, A.D. Oh, he held it down. I love A.D.
Wait a minute. Let a minute. All right, let's see the chat saying. Hold on. I like when a beat
playing, though.
I know I love it too.
That beast's
slip, yeah.
A, eight, eight.
Let's see, let's see.
Okay, look, we're going to do this again.
Pause to be.
Pause to be.
Pause to be.
We're going to do this
like we do every episode now.
For $5, you guys,
donate $5, you guys can ask us right now.
Anything that you want.
You can ask the ladies, anything that you want.
Oh.
Let's get that going right now.
Somebody said,
Queen La Quifa.
Call me La Quifa.
Queen La Quifa.
Queen La Quifa, babea.
baby in the motherfucking house
how do you know
that's gonna be my new name
Queen La Cueva
Alright wait wait wait wait wait
So five dollars you can ask us anything
Let's do that shit
Damn Jonas sent another $20
Oh shit
Jonas you get to ask us something
Because he didn't afford like 40
Jonas I love you Jonas
Fuck Alacotta
Fuck you stand up and give them
Alacotta they're asking for you too
Honestly I can't right now
Why
Queen La Tifa thank you baby
You guys a bathroom?
Like I need a
Pee really bad.
Okay, go Pru.
Come back.
People come mad, baby girls.
I'll show you.
If you guys want a tutorial, I'm going to show you.
Bro, she got Gucci.
Bouti on.
That's cool.
I got on Versacee shoes, you know what I'm saying?
Man, I got some ducks on.
That's cool.
Maybe I got some bad shoe and shoes.
I got some $1,000 shoes on right now.
It's the same shit.
Okay.
So let's ask, let's ask, um, $5.
You guys can ask anything right now.
Oh, I love that.
Yeah.
Tell Orange, bang my line.
That's Christopher Walker.
What you think?
You know what?
If you're a good man, bang my motherfucking line.
Hey!
Let's go.
Do no, put AD on the rugs IDM-G.
Wait, what is it?
Oh, yeah, oh, little, real quick, real quick.
What kind of rugs?
Some guy did the, and they got the squirder ones with the glasses.
I want the, that tattoo on me.
I, fuck, I told him.
But I told him the Mers, and he was like, have AD, and I'm like,
wait, fuck AD, send me some shit.
I have the squirto with the glasses tattooed on me.
We'll put it in the office.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Hey, no, I want my shit at the house.
Guy, can we get multiple?
Can we get multiple in them?
Somebody said, Duno's shooting outside the arena.
Facts, I am.
Dude, do you know shooting above his name?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Curry.
You feel me?
I'm going to take a little shoddy shot.
Cheers, food.
No, I have it.
I have it, babe.
Oh, sure, sure, sure.
Damn, I get the bank treatment now, too.
I will call on Duno.
No, that's good.
I will call on a bag.
I feel good.
Cup of the year.
We are a couple of the year.
You feel me?
Armando says I'm a lame crypt thank you bro I mean you can like you can Google my
cribby no no fuck him baby you good oh thank you I guess I'm not lying you good
five don't even blame yourself too motherfuckers like that for the visit super explicit
question that you want to ask 55 bucks in the home ground share right now
super it better be good though 50 bucks what's babies Instagram
okay so my my Instagram is at
Yahaira Yumi
underscore, but it's
Y-A-N-E-M-Y-H-A-I-R-A-Y-U-M-I-U-M-SOR.
Tell them again.
But it's Miss Yomi, but it's, it looks like Yumi.
Yeah, at Yahaira Yuma Yumi underscore.
I love Mast D-A-D.
That's our new member.
That's a little bit.
Huh?
What's this?
Oh.
They're going to put the description.
Blacks for Arby's.
Thank you all day.
A.D., hey, thank you, bro.
Appreciate that, man.
Let me get avocado snap.
What's avocado snap?
Man, I think they got.
Y'all bring the $5 coming in right now.
Y'all got some ladies on the show right now.
Let's ask them some shit.
Somebody said, pray for her legs.
Armando want to kill me.
Armando, let me tell you something.
I don't put hate with hate, my nigga.
Just be my friend.
Best at the end of the...
Wait, damn.
Go back.
Go back to that.
You know what?
I always get compared to Kylie Jenner.
But I, like, Duno said, I'm 2007,
Kylie Jenner.
Oh, yeah, I told her she did like, before her live for the best at the end of the day episode so far.
Shout to 80.
Thank you, little slick.
What's, what's an avocado snap?
Do you know how has been a part of no jumper?
No, how has been a part of no jumper bed.
Oh, man, it's been a blessing, bro.
Baby, I'm not an EDD Kardashian.
I'm Mexican, baby girl or baby boy.
Look, real quick, real quick.
I'm not trying to look like Ms.
She's back.
Can we get a beat?
But Ms. Connie Jenner, she fired as fuck.
I play a beat for us Josh
Avocado is ready you're rapping avocado I'm raping yeah
Scante general I can't
I'm a raping okay um they say what is your snap let the people know
Um
A little de Janet L-I-L-D
Janet Janet yeah J-A-N-E-T
Uh-oh
Pookie Kardashian
Oh fuck
Blacks what's the next that's the last one we got so far
you guys send them $5
and ask us anything right now
let's do it
this ain't a
AD type B
ask me anything
Oh AD has it on
them at all times
remember that
how do you donate
hey show my donate Josh
so in the chat
you can donate
somebody said oh I thought I would cut up
thought he was thicker
oh no
you know what was that
Josh you're not seen it person
yeah she looked great
did you get the blue
hundred's backpack no I didn't get the blue hundred back but what is that the blue
hunt's back back he says that I got it so it's probably at the house I'm sorry
um what's another one doing a one avocado you feel me I love avocado you know what
baby yeah if you guys are on here you guys have to put respect on a latina
dirty spite 3 in 80 you're doing the Lord's work big homie thank you bro appreciate that man
what's next five books if now we're not
your question when you fall book can she say what are you doing step bro kwee fee Kardashian oh
i have a story about a step brother okay let's hear that pause the music real quick
another confession you're gonna no no no but look but real quick he donated so you got to say in the
yeah donated okay so what do you want me to say what are you doing step bro both be sexy what are you doing
stepbrother no but in no you said you said in like a pervert way step brother no what are you doing stepbrother
No, what are you doing step bro?
There you go.
Avocado.
I can't be sexy.
No, read.
I'll have to read it.
Say, like, say, what are you doing, step, bro, but in a sexy way.
I saw Caucasian every time I fucking have to say step bro.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Oh, my God.
Step, bro.
What are you doing, sub bro?
That was cool.
I fuck with that.
Now you do, no.
I'm glad.
I actually like saying Sepro.
Can, have you noticed that, like, sexual voices have to be like, I am.
How are you?
Yeah.
I watch a lot of porn, so I know.
What's your favorite type of porn?
Me?
Intracial.
Okay.
Interracial.
You were me?
I like watching.
Let me find out, ID.
Let me find out.
I'm not going to lie.
I like, I like watching a lot of like threesome, like pornos.
Have you had a three-sum before?
I did.
But I like watching when it's like two guys.
Oh, no.
That's a gang bang.
That's not a thing.
That is a gang bang.
That is a gang ban.
I like, girl.
Shout a lie.
That is called a train.
Let's be for real.
I like watching one girl, two guys.
Okay.
But I never did that.
Would you, okay, how about I say?
Would you do two guys, one girl?
That is like, I know, something I would maybe.
Okay.
Do.
So I have, I have a friend.
What about you?
I have a friend that I grew up with and she's not, she's not a shame of shit.
Yeah.
Katie, you know I'm talking about you, bitch.
Who's a Sagittarius?
Is it's a Sagittarius.
Aries and Sagittarius.
A perfect combo?
I'm a massage.
Oh, they're in a perfect combo.
Wow.
She fucked two guys at the same time and they both cuddled her after sex.
Are you going to be cuddling after sex?
I hope you are.
Yeah, it has to be like to people you know.
Well, somebody in Africa, they just passed the law.
This lady was the first to get married to two guys.
As she should.
Period.
What do you think about that?
I love it.
Come on, baby.
Keep it going.
Ride that dick.
And they go to the other dick.
What's that important do you watch, you guys?
Honestly, I don't be watching porn.
I feel like you be like big movie.
You just jack off to nothing?
I don't, like, if I jack off, I jack off in a shower or something like that.
But I only jack off to like if I'm eating a new girl and I don't want to be too much into my head.
I'm going to go over there.
So I'm, I've always wondered what's like to have a penis.
I'm always wondering.
I always wondered.
If I had a penis, I'd be a hole.
That's a horse.
I'd be a hole.
You're a fucking horse.
I'd be putting in my home girls.
What age did AD get put on the hood?
Well, I grew up in my hood.
If you're going to say put on, I was like, what, 16?
I want to say.
16?
16, 17 around that.
That's young.
Wait, why did you lose your virginity?
I lost my virginity, I think, in seventh grade.
Me too.
Seventh grade.
Seven grade or eight grade.
That's young.
It was a Mexican girl, too.
That's young.
That's young.
You took advantage, baby.
I'm sorry.
That's cool.
Everybody lost like like 12 going to 13.
12 going 13?
That's cool.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
I was like 15.
High school.
Was high school?
15 too.
Yeah.
I was pressure to it though.
He was a DJ and I love music.
So I was like, oh.
Oh my God.
No, the guy that lost it too.
Please don't stop the music.
No, no, no.
I'm done.
No, not that kind.
The guy.
But guess what?
He works at AT&T now.
Oh, he blew it.
He don't blew it
I want to say like the guy that I lost it to
He had like the biggest dick in high school
Whoa
Like everybody knew that he had the biggest dick
Baby I wouldn't have control that
My shit is too much
Yeah it's funny because looking back
Like everybody was like oh
Like I wanted that
So how do you feel now?
I don't know
Like a boss out of bitch
Do know what they say
I don't know I can't read fast
I'm drunk
I've been drunk for a week straight.
You know it's crazy?
I really ain't drink this week like that.
I'm not drunk after this.
I was drinking last night.
I went on vacation.
So I've been.
Where'd you go on vacation to?
I went to San Diego.
Oh.
I thought you lived in San Diego.
No.
I live in Northridge.
The Northridge Mall is cool.
They like hooked that shit up a lot.
I guess it's cool.
It's cool.
It's cool, they look it up a little bit.
It's mellow.
It's mellow.
If you want to get away, you go to San Diego.
But what I'm trying to.
I like San Diego.
I go to flux.
I go to all them places.
San Diego has a, like, lesser sales tax.
They charge, like, 7% compared to, like, 9% of you.
You know who got, like, the best?
Who?
Texas.
No taxes.
And then the real place, if you really don't want to,
well, I ain't going to tell you how to do this,
but if you go to Puerto Rico, you can avoid a lot of shit.
No, I'm going to Puerto Rico in July.
And you don't even need a passport to go there.
Oh.
I'm a little scared.
I'll be lit.
AD is the best.
Shout to Jonas, man.
You got $100.
80 is the best contributes and no jumper for real as I appreciate that
bro,
shake some out for Jonas bro yeah no
Jonas and donated like a hundred bucks
let's put some music on
Hey there's a beat
they're talking shit in there
I mean I know but like
I know fuck bro
Maybe they wish they had this
Coochee ho
let's go in the face
Coochia hole
Coochia ho
Coochia ho
Hey what was it
What Cucci Tadi
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Go ahead.
Hey.
Do that for the boys.
Let's go.
Hey.
You can't talk shit now.
Hey.
You can't talk shit now.
I bet you want this booty hole in your motherfucking mouth.
I know you do.
Avocano, they ask it for you.
But you got to turn out of these five seconds.
No, I can't.
I can't.
Avocados all about her business.
She says save it.
She's all my, she got a band dollars.
She ain't got to do it no more.
Not that.
Not that, but like.
I thought we were friends.
I do it for your show if you ask me to do something.
I don't have a show.
I don't have a show.
If I have a show, you better come on.
Wait, wait.
Yeah, we should.
He donated $10.
He said, may he get a follow back from the ladies?
Yes, of course.
Bro, put your Instagram on there.
They're going to follow you live right now.
But you got to donate another $5.
You want to do a podcast and invite people over?
I'm down.
We need to be the man.
We're going to be the man.
We're going to make them uncomfortable.
I'm like, guys, you're so uncomfortable?
No, no, no.
about making them uncomfortable ask some questions that girls some tities and they're in so okay look how about this
we're gonna try this pause this real quick trail wait pause this let's do this for the guys right now
80 hold on hold on hold on hold on um so you said you want to ask guys questions no no no i'm sorry
so how about you and avocado ask us some questions okay avocado so you first you first let's see what's your
question okay have you ever eating a girl out on her period
No, fuck no.
Why?
That's disgusting.
Baby, that's voodoo.
That's taboo.
And once you eat her pussyhole, you're locked in fucking life.
Wait a minute.
I know about the voodoo shit, though.
They put the period of blood in the spaghetti.
You know what I'm saying?
They put it in the pasta.
We're pasta gang.
I'm not mad if it's in the pasta.
And I don't know about it.
I'm going to sit there and eat.
You know what I'm saying?
What about you, avocado?
You got a question.
Let's go.
What did you ask?
You don't have nothing to ask men right now?
I'm like, baby
Okay, okay, okay, I have another one
Even though your girl is making good money
And you're making good money
Are you still gonna support her financially?
Are you gonna support a girl with OnlyFans?
Wait, wait, there's two questions.
Okay, okay.
First, I wanna know.
Let her answer that.
First, whatever, whatever money my woman has,
that is her money.
You know what I'm saying?
If I have a spot and I'm paying this
and you and if I'm locked in with you
And if you're my bitch, I'm going to take care of the responsibilities.
But that doesn't mean you can be a bum-ass bitch, though.
Exactly.
Get your money.
Get your money.
My turn.
I believe in matching it.
But, but like, if I let's say I already lived there and my shit is already taken care of, then it's cool.
But I expect the cool, like, hey, fuck, don't trip.
I got the groceries today.
Hey, don't trip.
I brought this for the house.
Yeah, that's cool.
Like the little shit.
But if I'm financially okay with paying my own spot and you stay there every night,
but really just go back home every once in a while, you know what I mean?
So, Duno, let me tell you something, right?
Most women, I'm not with the, you guys split the rent type of shit because women, you guys
will say that's a roommate, correct?
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Real quick, real quick for they tripping on avocado thuddy on the messages.
Oh, they tripping?
A.D.
No.
Wait, wait.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Let me say something, right?
Let me say something.
Now, if I'm paying the bills and I'm doing everything, guess what?
You could provide the groceries.
You can provide everything else that's in the house.
The little shit.
The little shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Nothing more than a couple hundred dollars a month.
But still, you still have to bring something to the table.
You just can't be no bum-ass bitch.
Don't be in your sweats all day, baby.
You got to go get your money.
No, yeah.
You got to get that work.
But the thing is.
Better work, bitch.
Look, I forgot what I was going to say.
It was super good.
But I forgot.
But it'll come back.
But it was super good about what you were saying in the beginning.
And I'm going to come back.
back, but I'm sorry.
That's why I interrupt people because it might be my ADD or whoever knows.
And I want to say what I'm, it's on my mind before I forget it and I forgot it.
So any other questions for the guys?
I've always wondered like what it feels like for guys to like get head.
You know?
Because they love that.
They love head.
They love head.
I am a head lover.
How is it?
It's a massage.
If she's doing a good job, that shit's amazing.
If she's doing a good job.
Because certain girls think they know it, but at the end,
they fucking, like, trust.
It's like, I think it brought, bro.
They scrape the teeth.
I've done that before.
And I don't know.
And I don't know.
No, no, look.
That's why I have a little teeth.
I'm like, I'm going to get my teeth.
Once I get my ears, I'm scared.
Like, when you get in here, you can't even feel it no more.
No, no, but the dick is going to feel it?
Like, no, baby, we got to have a good head for now.
We got to have that granny sex right now.
Granny sex?
What is granny sex?
Are you what the grannie sex?
She takes off her dentures?
Somebody said, for Halford probably punching the air right now to be there.
He's for sure punching the air.
Housephone?
Oh, my God.
Shout out.
Shout out to Housephone.
I love you.
I love you.
What you fuck, Housephone.
We can never say that
Because I've never made
Personally
But I love who he is
And I love him
I don't know who that is
He's so sweet to me
Houseman's a great guy
If he's not sweet
What's avocado's app
I fucking load that Janet
On Twitter and
And Instagram
But my Instagram
Wait a minute
My Instagram is down
Click on that trip
Y'all got to follow him
He paid the $5
Ladies
Can y'all follow him
Right now
It's booty
Fenness
For the ladies
Let's do that live
Wait, what?
Booty Fanex.
Booty.
On what?
Instagram, I hope.
Shout to everybody in the chat, man.
Hey, I really appreciate you guys.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't do no appreciate you guys.
The whole no jumper appreciate you guys.
You could be doing anything else.
Shout out to the haters too, because you're still watching this.
Man, I appreciate the haters too, man.
How many O's are in there?
Yeah, I think three.
I don't know.
I got two.
I'm too late.
No, the haters are too late.
shout out the freeway smoke.
Yeah, you know the thing about haters, though?
Yep, that's Drew.
Yup, he followed y'all.
Hollop back.
Yep, that's one follow.
I got you.
Drewy, Drew.
I'm there.
Let me tell you one thing about haters, though.
The real thing about haters.
Most haters, they want to,
they want your life.
They want to be like you.
Yeah, they want to be exactly like you.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, they can, if they could trade places with you,
they would do it.
And it's cool.
though because I understand I like turning my haters into rooters you know what I'm
saying I had a lot of people and I'm gonna keep a Jeep for everybody watching right
now if you were a day one old jumper fan when I first came to this platform they
fucking hated me they said bad things about me and shit like that and I've been
loving the switch up bro everybody's showing a nigga love oh they go switch up
real quick when y'all DM me I try my best to hit everybody up you know I'm
saying I'm not no Hollywood nigger I like to support everybody that was
watches us and shit like that. So from the bottom of my heart, I appreciate everybody that
watches at the end of the day. Continue to watch at the end of the day. Please, please. You know what I'm
saying? I think we got a good cast right now. If you a hater, look into yourself. What is
bothering you? Why are you so angry? Let's all be happy together. Why are you so angry, baby?
No, yeah. Because I used to be angry too, and it was within myself. It's all about you. You're
projecting that shit on me and my coochie-ho. We don't love that. We don't love it.
Could she rather be cool and happy and we'll all be a family?
Can we can we read some more of the donations?
Trey?
Yeah.
Can we read some more?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, he just, Port City sent $5.
Shout out to the loks in the chat.
Shout to the Lokes.
House phone is right now.
I love house phone.
That's right.
Freeway smoking.
This ain't nothing.
D.
A.D. is a beast.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate it.
I know they all love you, A.D.
What happened?
Oh, yeah, get your last questions.
We're going to wrap this shit up in two minutes.
They said do the Crip Walk.
Not for $5, man.
Avocado?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We're not going to read that one.
Let's go to the next one.
Can the ladies give a shout out to the maintenance team from
Torrey Ridge and Fresno?
Let's do that.
Hey, shout out.
Shout out to the maintenance team.
And where was it?
Target?
I know.
Read it right there.
Read it right there.
Tori Ridge.
He's at Target.
Shout out to the maintenance team from Tori Ridge.
In Fresno.
Oh, in Fresno.
Hey, I've been to Fresno.
You know what, though?
I've never been there.
Lake Tahoe.
Is it near Lake Tahoe?
Because I don't know.
Lake Tahoe than Utah, fool.
Okay.
Get your love.
No, bitch.
Lake Tahoe is California and Nevada.
Vegas.
It's in Utah, right?
Oh, that's Nevada.
Vegas is in Nevada.
No, it's Nevada and California.
Oh, Nevada.
Okay, I'm drunk.
Okay.
They send more of 18
to the table.
You're left.
Tanner, follow you.
You get convos, sick chicks.
Thank you so much.
Um, y'all gonna follow Tanner.
YDG?
Tanner, where are you?
No, that's an Instagram right there.
Follow him.
Okay, but I want to know about him. Okay, sorry Tanner. I try. I tried. Mr. Tanner. I want to know about you
What is what I say? No, no, not that one. Not that one because if I don't like what you're postman on the other one go to the other one before the $10 one no no that one to the right to the right no no that one that one does orange like her feet lick? Oh yeah, it sucks. Witts like our feet. Baby lick you better suck that motherfucker
No, I love getting my feet sucked.
That's just so intimate.
But it's like missionary.
I didn't kiss a couple of toes before.
No, I love getting my toes sucked.
That's the best thing I got to suck it.
Go to the last one.
Go to the number two.
Like on some drunk shit, I'll kiss some feet.
Go to number 10.
Avocado.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I will.
I will make murk rock.
Ha-ha.
Good looking out, y'all.
Thank you, Daddy.
I'm going to give you y'all one more a minute.
We're going to wrap this shit up right now.
We're going to get off of this motherfucker.
I'm horny vibes.
Five minutes?
Yeah, we got more five.
We got more five.
We got more.
No, no, no phones on the pod.
I'm getting just started.
Who's calling?
Rice gum.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Put on speaker.
Okay, yeah.
Put them on speaker.
No, I can't.
Yeah, yeah.
He hanged up.
He hanged up.
Wow.
If rice gum called.
Yeah, we got it.
See, she's not fucking what you do, though,
because she's out there with rice gum.
I don't give a fuck I from the block.
Shot out rice gum, though.
What happened?
Oh, yeah, man, shot all right,
can he be doing the thing and get his money.
And I, and I, ooh.
I want my shots.
I'm lit.
Now, you're about to go see rice gum.
You ain't drinking our liquor.
No, I'm not going to see him.
Fuck out of here.
I'm just charged.
I let her go.
She's like,
I'm just trying to go over there.
Hey, do no.
Rice is gonna be fucking some bad bitches, loki.
No, yeah.
He does.
Fuck all that.
If you go on and go see rice gun,
you can get no more this liquor.
Fuck you.
I'm telling him.
I'm just,
look.
He's texting.
You just, man.
No, man.
Let's do what it looks.
Ha, ha, ha.
Um, let's see.
Any more?
Five dollars.
Let's go.
Man, we face-time.
Raskin right now.
Is he horny vibes?
Oh,
shout out.
You're not horny vibes.
Raijillo, what's up, Bob?
Hey, Ryska!
Hey, Ryska, right?
Real quick.
Shout out the home girl of Kano,
you would do another low from West Side in my.
Way to the Channel Black,
off the crib, what side?
He hung up, he hung up.
He hung up.
He hung up.
Oh, Rasm, not fucking what it is.
He's got fired.
Duna is cold.
He's tired.
He's crazy.
He's crazy.
He said, he said.
That was it. Oh, shit, it was lit.
I mean, that was like, oh, it's loud.
They lit.
No, because we are lit.
Yeah, man.
That's a clip for show, right?
Did it come on the camera?
A little bit, right?
A little bit, yeah.
We got more donations.
Let's read them.
Damn, this podcast is fucking turned.
Will we ever get an 80?
Do no check for sure.
Duno is the only no jumper person who ain't came to the studio yet, though.
I want to go to the studio.
No, not tonight.
I got, I got playing.
Not tonight, baby.
Adam said he wasn't coming either.
Adam?
But you're going to be singing.
Hey, where he at?
Huh?
You're going to be running.
Yeah, I'll do it all.
Okay.
Shout out to the whole squad.
Both the ladies follow.
Paba Blanco.
Shout to Papa Blanco.
Hey, subscribe.
Hey.
Fucking, would you collab with Lena and,
I don't know, yeah, I would.
Yeah.
Definitely for that bag.
By your.
San Diego, Cali.
No.
Lena actually, like, hit me up.
Oh.
Miss Lina.
It took me a while to see it.
What do you mean?
See what?
Because my DMs are flooded, so it took me a while to realize that she did.
Shout out to orange, show the toes.
You're going to show them to free?
I don't have, I have my boots on.
All right, you guys, we're wrapping it up.
Well, we got more, though, before you wrap it up.
Oh, shit, my phone.
Click it.
What's it say?
Orange, like her feet like.
No, click that one.
That's your.
Ad, who would you boxing a celebrity boxing?
Do no same question?
I'll box anybody.
Yeah, yeah.
Say anybody.
Should we could shut that up.
I'll fight Mike Tyson.
Nah, go down, no.
You feel?
And you'll buy the ear?
No.
Because the name Mike Tyson by the ear.
I got it, though.
I got it.
Um, Duna, who would you fight in a boxing match?
Um, I think.
My pussy.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Duna!
Duna!
Duna!
Duna!
Duna!
No, no, no.
Hey, respectfully, you know, I would fight?
I'd stick my broom, bro.
He got fade.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
My broom?
He got fat.
Hey, he would, um, mm-mm.
All right, bro.
Man, I would, man, I would.
Look, I'm not with all the whole social media shit you from me, you know, but shit I'll shit I'll fight bro bro bro. Hey bro. Hey bro hi
I respect it. Yeah, bro had fade
Oh, my fame. Orange pop out with me tonight. That's what Christopher Walker
Let's do it. No, I'm saying Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker. Oh, are you coming tonight? You want to go out with me? Yeah, let's go
a good time. Let's have a good time. We can all have a good time. Okay, it's Wednesday
I've been on the streak
Let's not kill it
Tram said vlogging
I bring the bad bitches in
I'm very friendly and I'll bring them in
You tell me who you want to reach
Possibly
Let's do it
Alright this at the end of the day
We're about to end it on that note
You know what I'm saying
Thank you for our guests to come out
Y'all man
Fucking me and AD do want to come out of my reality
And fucks that everybody in box match
wherever you guys want to pair it up with
Thank you for having me
It was great
Yeah yeah yeah
Thank you do no and AD
Um, tune in Friday, I guess.
Friday, I will, won't be here.
I'll be in Miami, but I'll be here on Friday listening to the music.
So turn the fuck up.
Thank you guys for watching us.
