No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 41
Episode Date: July 15, 2021At The End of The Day Ep. 41 by No Jumper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
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You all right know what time is.
We got my homie in the building.
He got like six, seven different names.
We don't give a fuck to even talk about him.
Go ahead and tell him all your names, Kim.
Lewis Belt, you know what I'm saying?
Sonny Bo, Lou do too much, man.
You know what I'm saying?
It's in me, not on me.
God damn, me.
I'm happy to be here with my niggas, man.
Goddeme me.
Playboy from the Bayboy.
Nicky said he's a comedian.
Tell a joke, nigg.
No, no, no, no, no.
You do stand-up comedy and shit.
No, fuck that.
I hate that.
That's bump.
That's like you mean the right.
That's like you mean the rapper and be like, hey, boss a rap.
It's like what nigga supposed to be?
A hip-in-up.
A hip-in-up, your don't stop.
If you're over there and why I got my mask on because this nigga with the T.J.
Man, I'm not just-chained-stress.
You ain't scared of fucking Adam?
Adam got COVID?
Yes.
That's the whole point.
Oh, that shit.
Let me make it fucking tighter.
Fuck Adam.
Yeah.
I thought that's what you had.
Oh, you got the vaccine.
You are fucking.
Oh, my God.
I said, what's the irony to do?
This nigga had been telling me you all need to get the vaccine and he's the only one to get COVID.
Something's not wrong.
So he got the vaccine?
He got the vaccine.
Everybody I don't got the vaccine right now is getting that shit.
See, I ain't go, I got that motherfucker.
But I ain't get it on some trying to dies of COVID shit.
I got it right now.
Right now.
The shot?
Yeah, I don't got the shit.
Oh, no, I don't got the shit.
You are a fight.
Get the fuck out of here.
That's then there would be like a crime.
Hey, I'm about to go.
I'm gonna hold your eyes open, sanitizer.
Your ass probably got that shit, nigga.
You be at the club every night.
That nigga worried about us.
Nigel, you didn't been to every club in Hollywood, Vegas.
That's Adam's say, though, too.
Yeah, you probably got the shit to even know you had it.
Adam, you a nasty bitch, right?
And this nigga, bro, so yesterday we had to do the show
on Zoom with the nigga, bro,
because he was like he texted he was like hey
y'all cool with me coming to the office i was like
fuck no nigga i don't want you
you're scared of the COVID
which i ain't no bitch or nothing like that
i'm just saying i don't want to get it
i don't want to jump right
like that's like you be out i just see you at the club
that's like some sharks in the water
they're in the water you feel me
i don't want to jump in if i'm happening to be swimming
i see some sharks hey okay
i see what you're saying
he asked you too he asked you too so the club would be like
like you don't see the motherfucking sharks.
It's like you're there.
You're there. Maybe three may have it.
I just keep my dishes.
It'd be some motherfuckers that look like they got that shit, though.
Yeah, like Adam.
You look like you got cold.
People with saggy skin to be looking like they got cold.
That's what I'm saying.
Damn, doing all.
What, motherfucker?
I'm just fat.
Fuck you.
Mawr, if you get the COVID show, where you put it?
Your fucking arm or your other arm.
No.
We'll put in my fucking arm.
Maybe it might mutate.
You might grow another arm
They're gonna look like Goro around here
Come on man
Do you offer you a fake arm when you actually happy?
No, they said it ain't gonna never work, dog
So do it do it up
You don't think stem sales will work
That ain't gonna cut it
At least they ain't happy to tell you to cut your shit off
Man, no hell no
Oh okay yeah because I keep my shit I ain't going on
My hand still work I can buy my felt I can sock you
Nah, you ain't gonna suck me
Ha ha!
That was a joke.
This niggas is a comedian.
Dude,
a dick ain't that type of a comedian.
I love everybody.
Niggia ain't going to get sock by a nigga
with a fucked up arm like this.
Imagine getting beat up with a bad arm.
I'd have survived niggins that got good hands.
I ain't going to lose to a nigga with a bucked that one right here.
Shit, I don't know.
My fuckers on the basketball court getting, you know what I'm saying,
losing to a nigga with one on.
Facts.
I've seen that that nigga is going done.
That nigga like the Obama.
handicapped niggas. He gives
everybody information. But you got to think about
it though. Nick got one arm. He only got
to work out one time so he's getting double
the results. Oh yeah he got
he don't got to work as hard because he only got
one arm. It's the calisthenics right here.
I mean if you feel this is crazy.
And damn.
Feel it? Do you know?
So what? His arm.
So that motherfucker probably hell is strong.
Yeah, because if I get close enough
I'm gonna knock you out.
Damn.
Where were you? Where were you left or
righty?
I was already
now I'm ampredexrious
I can still write
What the fuck is
Amprudestrian?
That means
You both hand right
Yeah I can use both hand
I think I'm that shit too
Oh my god
For me we just call it goofy
Like from skaters
Like skaters
When you're goofy
Yeah yeah
Like he's both
I learned that from Tony
Oh first
My nigga talk to the mic
You can touch a dick
Divided ass
Dumbass
My mic right here
My nigga
My nigga
My nigga
That's the mic
Fuck the mic
Mike
We just
That's the we did two
Patrions today
With these
Only fans girls
This nigga don't know how to act now, bro.
It was some hoes here today.
It was some hoes.
That's why y'all was tired.
You're fucking with them hoes.
Hey, bro.
They didn't invite me because I got a girlfriend.
I don't know.
Oh, man.
Fiancee.
Y'all fake pimping now, this motherfucker.
It ain't fake pimping.
Yeah, they're getting a bread.
It's Patreon, man.
It's this one.
Piff and Patreon.
That's what you should name, y'all shit.
Hey, bro, we went crazy today.
Yeah, bro, he...
What happened?
Did they get to tell them?
Um, one of them, like...
One of them had, like...
Show the titty.
She had up with Stromi pussy, though, bro.
But they did a beat of shit because he was like...
When she was Armenian?
What's that shit?
Let me tell you what it was.
So she was like, oh, yeah, I got a fat pussy.
And then AD was like, oh, yeah, we're in the black community.
We call it.
But I think AD was just trying to make it seem like it was like,
they just named it different in the black community.
But in the hood, if you were like, oh, that bitch got pastrami pussy,
you're going to be like, oh, nasty-assie-pussy.
But he was like, oh, yeah, we're in the black community.
We call it pastrammy pussy.
She was like, oh, yeah, I heard of that.
And I said, yeah, look, that's a pastrami sandwich.
But the army got fanny there.
Man, you told any fucking hoodbiz?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because there's a lot of hoodbits where they pussy and hanging bitch and shit.
They should be hanging.
Yeah, her shit was like snuffle up against because they had like a little trunk.
That's nasty.
Oh, that's weak.
It was a fake mini.
It was too.
Yeah, I don't fuck with them.
It was inside out.
They look like little hernius or something.
Yeah, it's a preference.
But would you fuck?
Don't like.
NIGas is hidden.
Nah, not the-
Do you know a fuck.
No, the first one, not the first one?
Because he just said, you're a fuck.
No, the first one we both agreed on here.
You fuck.
You fuck worst-pressed me, man.
You would fuck the first one.
He's so, but...
Where are you in a relationship again?
Bro, I'm chilling, bro, goddamn.
Ah, there you go to that bullshit.
I'm chilling.
God.
But two weeks ago, yeah, I'll fuck any bitch, my way.
I still will, nigg.
What's up?
With Pastrammi pussy.
Nothing.
Nothing for stromy, bro.
I don't know.
I might hit that shit.
I'm saying?
Rap nigger shit.
They hit bitches with you,
I'm saying,
Frummi.
It's some of the baddest bitches
that got that shit.
You don't know until that moment
happened.
You ain't fin to just be like,
all right,
I ain't going to name nobody.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
But imagine the one of them ones got that shit.
You're going to hit.
Just for example, like a Rihanna,
something like that.
You're going to hit.
That's different.
That's what I'm saying.
So it matters with the-
But she got enough money to clip that shit
because they get the clip.
You can't get a clip.
Do you know what I'm not talking about Rihanna on this motherfucker pussy, you know what I'm saying?
Shout out to me on.
I love you.
Yeah.
I'm going to lie.
Rihanna go dumb.
Hey,
Hey, hey.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't going to lie, bro.
That niggins are you.
Hey, you never know.
He already got a shirt over.
That nigga was sexy on a bitch.
What this is this is my fucking like he had a day club.
You look like you just left a bike club.
This nigga look like an old ass collar.
You don't get that young old-ass shirt off, nigga.
You don't cut that motherfucker chest out of that.
That nigga, that nigga looked new old, nigga.
That nigga pulled up on a mini Harley with that outfit off at all.
That nigga got a little Harley and moped Harley.
I was going to compliment his shirt until you said something about my shit.
I didn't say nothing about it.
I just said it was open.
You don't tell me.
You don't tell me.
That's that piece shit.
Yeah, man.
With the chest of ears, too?
Playing shit.
Grown-ass man with a million-dollar plan.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, real big, nigger.
You what I'm talking about?
Hey, y'all got to get the Patreon because, uh, do know, the girl-ass, do know to gag them.
Bro, she asked me to wear some shit.
White people be doing when they, like, getting spank this shit.
And I'm doing that shit.
Man, what other the hummed by the Patreon?
See that shit?
I can never go back to the blog.
You know what you fucking weird.
I ain't like you had d'd out.
Clowned you for life.
And I was trying to get you to do it, though.
And I was like, no.
And she asked him to do?
Put a gag thing on his mouth,
I didn't even know the name.
I was like, you know what I'm freaking, freaking.
Y'all got some freaky shit going on.
It's like a ball and you can't talk.
Who put it on the up?
No, I know.
She tried to get him to do her.
No, she went like this.
Then she asked him for him.
She said, I bought you a present do, no.
I brought to a present.
But I think she was like,
because I think she lived this up and it was like,
he had a comedian, so much how fuck it is.
And then she said,
She brought up, she put out of dildo a fucking, some spanking shit.
Boy, it got wild, bro.
And what you do with it?
And I whipped her.
She sat on your face.
I was whipping her, bro, with the whip.
Got to watch the Patreon to see everything.
Y'all might as well start fucking these bitches then on this month.
Because that's y'all doing all that.
We're going to do Onlyfans then.
They won't be Patreon no more.
You can't fuck on Facebook.
You can show.
You can show pussy.
You can show everything, but you can't, you can't fuck.
Like, there's no physical interaction.
Well, yeah.
I'm going to have to get the,
Only fan shit.
I ain't fin to just be playing.
You're about to flick a nipple like,
BOW!
That's it.
Spin out of the bitch from long distance.
Y'all niggins.
Y'all are some nasty niggas, man.
He's sick.
He was about to get out.
I'm sick!
Oh my God!
Bro, he's a nasty-ass 32-year-old man.
He's fucking sick.
He wouldn't eat up dirty, you fucker.
Nasty-cure motherfucker.
That's I know y'all nasty
because y'all argue about who the nassies.
I ain't nasty.
I just put the thumb in ass.
This nigga put, like, what?
No, he's, this nigga, you got to watch the Patreon.
He lost his mind.
I'm gonna check it out.
I look at him different after today.
Fuck you.
Did he turn red?
And you know, the Migos be nasty.
You know, Migos always be on some freaky shit.
All of them.
He called him a freaking shit?
Yeah, Migos be on some freaky shit.
Oh, like, Mexican?
You know what Amigo in?
This nigga think he's black.
You got off a offset in them?
I got to have a little straight.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's on the bunch of them.
He's on the bank.
He's on the bank.
He's on the bag.
What y'all call the Mexicans out here?
Mexican?
Mexican.
Meskins.
We don't even put the L.A.
They didn't put the eggs.
You said, Mexicans.
M.E.S.
Oh, okay.
We called a Mexican and Mexican, babe.
But shit.
You know, just Migo sound like a nigger version of a Mexican.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, yeah, like a Migo.
You take that different spectrum.
I say my essay, girl.
I don't.
Oh, that's a lot.
I don't, but I do have some homies that.
They'll take that.
Yeah, like, fool, I'm Mexican.
I'm not a, like, for I'm not a, like,
but I'm put your saying.
But like everybody mentality is different.
The older homies, they come from a generation where like,
I think like black hoods and brown hoods were like beefy,
like crazy.
Which was,
you know,
like,
I grew up in that shit.
It was bad,
but like boys in the hood and all that shit.
Like,
blacks and Mexicans back then did not get along, bro.
Like when I was in middle school,
bro, it wasn't bad, bro.
And especially like cities like waltz where it's like,
like obviously it's known for being a black community,
but there's just a lot of Hispanic good so I'm pretty sure like locksie was cracking or like
even like color chiro from like on fig like fremont jefferson i'm pretty sure those schools at it
hell no none of them schools i know i know i know about the coach with ad come on me he was over there
getting hyping and shit yeah you know it's crazy everybody from the bay i feel like they all dance
the same we got our we got our own little bob but i feel like a lot of people uh in the bay don't
really talk about it as much but the hypey shit ain't really like that no
It's like we turked up, but we ain't on the like, you know, like, that's kind of like outdated.
It's a new bay, like, you know what I'm saying?
It's not outdated.
It's still part of our culture, but it's like everybody ain't like fizzing every motherfucker.
I know.
We still players, though, you know what I'm saying?
But we still ain't.
You know what's crazy?
I feel like damn, especially damn since.
Who is them?
Shit, let me finish.
Naker fucking racist.
That niggins are.
Like, like, I appreciate everybody that's now from a lady thing that you're going to go up there, just crib walk everything.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Like, you get what I'm saying?
Crip walk.
I feel that.
It's that.
It's like the crick walking, like, lowriders.
Like, everybody ain't driving a motherfucking lowriding, and crib walking.
Yeah, I see it.
So that's how to be it.
Everybody ain't just hella hyphy.
That's what my character go crazy is Sonnybo.
But why y'all be putting that shit in your video every video?
Because it's...
Not hyphy shit, but lowriders and hyphy shit.
Why the fuck is that shit in every Los Angeles video?
because people we're trying to represent the culture
and it's like, it got a wider reach
when you like sewalk or put a lowrider
or you go dumb.
It's like, oh, they're from the bay
because he was going dumb.
It's like, we got a nigga, like,
shout out Damien Lillard and it's a lot,
Larry June, Simba, it's a lot of people
out here doing their thing.
That ain't just like, hey, you feel me?
Do you feel like we still your style?
Like, do you think that the game?
We got to get in like this.
For sure, yeah.
I'm stuck down on my day.
Shit.
I ain't going to switch a guy.
Hey, he just stole all that shit.
What?
I'm still not at that shit.
No, they're a real L.A., nigga.
Hey, first of all, the Bay ain't shit.
You know what I'm saying?
No, no, no, no.
I don't say that, yeah.
You sound like you're on travel, man.
I used that shit right.
I used to spend every summer in Hayward, bro.
I love a baby.
You know what I'm saying?
A court projects.
They go on mines.
Oh, you know about it.
Sunny down projects.
Yeah.
Okay, we ain't beefing, though.
I don't know.
Why you take your mask off?
I was like, I'm already got that shit no more.
Yeah, I'm a risk it all.
He vaccinated.
So I'm like, fuck it.
I mean, he's going to get it.
I mean, I got that shit before.
So I was like, I'll beat it.
So I'm like platinum.
I beat it in.
I got the vaccine.
But now they got the A1.
They got the Delta now.
The fuck is that?
That's a new strain, a new variant.
I'm not getting that.
No, I'm saying that's the disease.
I mean, that's the virus.
The new COVID strain.
Yeah, it's called the Delta.
You got to go double up on your vaccine.
I ain't fucking with all that.
I only got.
my shit so I'll I be able to travel
and shit I don't give a fuck about it. Hey man we got somebody
for all that too man just let you know
oh yeah yeah yeah I'm already
know if you're catching my dream yeah yeah I'm
already knowing so hey hey hey fuck about that
hold on hold on Cahs
I got these blacks for Arby's shirts
right now while I fucking remember
Cah come on black's for fucking
we did this shit for y'all y'all y'all go purchase this shit right now
Josh can you show them on the
please show them the website on the camera right now
Arby's he's not selling that right now
You go to the website.
Oh, that's rough.
2CC baby.com.
We have the blacks for Arby's t-shirt right now.
You see the three soundches and under my head it says Arby's is fire because that is for all my
no jumper fans, my nigga.
If you are at the end of the day lover, you need this collector's item right now.
He's donating that to Black Lives Matter.
So Arvys don't hit him up.
Yep, I'm donating.
I am Black Lives Matter and I'm donating it.
to my kids.
And we're going to buy more Arby's with the shit.
So show you your fucking support.
Get the blacks for Arby's t-shirt.
Don't be mad because you'll be plugging your clothes in here.
Man, I don't.
I do that.
Every day.
Fuck you.
Oh.
Damn.
He mad.
Man, man, I'm going to fucking.
Co-ahling you.
He out of here.
No, you always got to plug your shit.
I need to plug.
You know what I mean?
Swish.
Back to the Bay.
L.A.
still in the Bay style.
Where do you think?
Who do you, you think?
Producers and rappers be stealing?
and who be stealing.
Oh, get out of this one.
Get out of this one.
I just want to see.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's smart, AD, for show.
See, I'm a comedian, so I ain't in none of these politics.
You don't talk about.
So you ain't going to say nothing?
No, I feel like...
All right, here, here.
Listen to this.
What rapper did you think was like, oh, he's from the bank?
Uh-huh.
And then you looked him up and you found out he was from, like, L.A.
I feel like I don't...
I don't think motherfuckers be stealing on purpose.
I think L.
in the Bay is so far,
very far from each other,
but close enough to the point where
it's certain shit like functions
and all that shit. Y'all was throwing your own functions
in L.A. We was doing our shit in the bay. We just do a difference. So I think
a lot of L.A. rappers
copy off some, like,
the lingo. I feel like not the
everything, but just certain lingoes and
certain things. Like, I see the takeover. L.A. got the
takeovers, right? That's a side show.
That's a side show.
So that came from the Bay.
Of course.
Yes.
Oh, Lordy.
God damn it.
I didn't know that because I was on Crenshaw.
See, this is why the Bay Area,
L.A. be having problems.
I was hanging.
I was doing all of that.
So y'all made up hanging around with car clubs,
you know what I'm saying,
and doing donuts.
Y'all got to get them.
LA been sliding and doing the low riders
and hitting y'all switches
and all the shit sliding through the block.
But we're talking about a takeovers
when people is in the middle of the street,
right, doing hell of donuts
and everybody surrounding.
around each other. That's a side show.
When we wasn't flipping those switches and sliding down the block, we was throwing side shows.
Side shows invented because niggas couldn't get into the club.
So it's like, okay, we can't get into the club.
We're gonna fuck with it outside.
Y'all niggas in LA get to go to the club.
First of all, you know what I'm saying?
I think, I think, I don't know.
That's kind of like saying, like you got invented drinking out the blog because we
ain't got the money to go to the club.
No, no, that's different.
Hanging on the block is different.
What I'm saying with the Bay Area in Los Angeles, right?
Y'all culture gets stolen all the time.
Oh, yeah, crazy.
It's everywhere in America right now, they gangbanging.
Okay, okay.
That's y'all culture.
Gang banging is your culture.
Hey, I don't want to hear no New York, nigga, or no Atlanta nigger talking about gangbanger to an L.A.
nigga, they're like, nah, nigga, they're grandma.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
There's some L.A. shit.
There's some L.A. shit.
But, look, I think it's more so y'all think y'all don't.
don't get credit for different shit,
but I was in there 10 years ago.
I did that donuts,
takeovers,
taking over the street,
taking over Krenshaw.
I've never been to the Bay in my life.
I never even knew you niggas did that.
So I think it's just like a point of it was 10,000,
2010.
Exactly.
We was doing side shows at 03.
But I'm saying,
I never been to the bay and I never studied that.
I didn't know that was your culture.
So that's what I'm saying.
I was doing it on my own.
I was doing it.
They don't even know.
They don't know it sometimes.
We just can't say we,
We're the same person.
All right, all right.
And he was saying that we copied the whole swinging.
Like, see, in LA, we don't call it.
Oh, go to donuts.
They go like, oh, yeah, good shit.
Oh, yeah, for you was swinging your shit.
You were swinging your shit.
My nigga, we created donuts.
Y'all started slides showing in 2003, bro.
We'd be doing it in 93.
That's like saying, your mama, your mama told you to get out the refrigerator
and stop getting juice.
Like, L.A., black people are the same no matter where we fucking.
Nah, the West Coast, it ain't nowhere like the West Coast.
We do shit different on the West Coast.
I'd have spent enough time in Los Angeles
and I'm from the Bay Area to know that it's too different.
It's hella different, but it's a lot of similarities.
And I feel like we like cousins that don't know each other that well.
But once we get to know each other very well and know that, oh, we love each other.
We love each other.
So I'm saying, I fuck with L.A. so much to the point where I'm going to come on this platform
and talk to y'all and not downplay L.A.
You know y'all got shit lit.
No, fuck that.
But at the same time.
I'm not downplayed.
But we didn't answer my question.
And you didn't answer my question.
I said, what the fuck producers and rappers is acted?
You know what I'm saying?
Rapping like the bay and producing like the bay.
Which ones?
Who doing it?
Who did you know?
I'm going 80% of rappers.
I'm not fint a pinpoint one.
This nigga crazy.
80.
He ain't never welcome back to this motherfucker.
So you're talking.
This is my personal opinion.
And I'm saying, and I feel like a lot of the rap niggas don't like to speak on that
because we don't want to separate the coats.
But at the same time, I fuck with L.A. in the bank.
And I'm not a rapper.
So I can talk about this type of shit.
Because this is what people feel where I'm from.
So this is what I'm saying.
So to me, it's kind of like saying to me,
when I listen to like Larry June,
I always go like, oh yeah, he reminds me of Don, Don Kennedy.
Okay.
But who's swag, who kind of invented a whole like,
like they both have similar to like they're super fly, mellow,
just super fly.
said, so who do you think it comes from?
You think Dom or Larry?
I think it comes from San Francisco because
Sam...
Oh, listen, listen.
Oh, my God.
He's dumb playing dog.
No, no, no.
Dom is the nigger.
He's a legend.
This is why L.A. and the baby beepers.
For sure.
For sure.
For sure.
Can I tell you about San Francisco?
Yeah, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Okay, so when I'm a Ninner fan, by the way,
when I hear...
When I hear L.
When I hear L.
Right?
Okay, when you hear Larry June.
I'm fin to break it down.
When I hear Larry June, I think of San Francisco, that's a city nigger.
City niggas, San Francisco, we call San Francisco the city.
So city niggas is always low-key, mellow, but they still play.
As you ever heard of the Players Club, the song Players Club?
You ever heard of Rap and Fote?
If you go back to the, back in the day, all the, all the niggas sound real mellow, low-key, but popping that player shit.
We're not thinking about
We're not thinking about
Some shit from LA
We're thinking these is how OG's move
So I feel like
LA can relate to it because y'all have it Don
Kennedy
And they go hand to hand
But I feel like Dom is original
And I think Larry June is original
I think Larry June is original
So what I'm saying
Where the originality come from is
Where San Francisco, not Dom Kennedy
What we grew up on
Was GameBain music,
DPG, Ice Cube, Quick
and shit like that.
Okay.
That's an art tempos and everything, that's what we grew up on.
I feel like when the jerk movement started, the hypey movement started around the same
time and the tempos were the same.
You get what I'm saying?
And there's a lot of niggas though, like shout out the pilo.
Who contribute beats to LA artists, but you know, a bay producer made it and shit so it kind of gets put
in the middle and shit, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, and I feel like,
I feel like shout out to
Mustard and YG because they were...
They didn't steal nothing from the Bay.
They did, I, what I didn't know.
Listen, listen, that's what I found out.
Originally, my first thing was,
oh, these niggas from the bank.
But when I start doing my history,
oh, I'm like, these niggas go dumb,
but they're original.
But I didn't know that was that original,
but you got to understand
we're on the same coast.
so when muster was trying to explain
but we didn't grow up to some bay shit
I'm from L.A.
We grew up listening to the
E40 too short.
What's the name?
What's the A4ty too short?
What's the cat from L.A.?
He originally from Oakland.
Sugar Free.
Yeah.
Okay.
He's originally from North Oakland.
He's from promoter though.
But he's from promoting.
But what I'm saying is y'all grew up on that shit.
Yeah, we did.
But I'm saying that's still Bay Area
Influence.
So you want to get down?
So, you know what I'm saying?
I feel like.
So Bay Area don't take no influence from
LA. Y'all just all
already y'all don't y'all say fuck us.
No because I feel like that shit. No no no no no no he doing that whack
no I feel like the bay is not big enough because of the thing we can't copy from y'all
is that the gang culture because we don't gang bank
I'm just talking about rapping in music fuck the gang bang
gang bang it is your culture yeah it is but we put it in the
shit everybody don't everybody don't put that in their music everybody don't we got
niggas like Tyler the creator bro who's from Los Angeles
who don't talk about none of that shit tied out of
And that's why sometimes they be having a wider reach sometimes too.
Because they go places that the gangbagan niggas don't go.
That's true.
They go even further.
So y'all feel like the bay don't take nothing from L.A.
Personally, no, I feel like...
And we got the best burritos.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You got to slide to East...
Here, here, my way, everybody were in the Bay.
Y'all are better than us.
God damn it.
There's no way the Mexican food in the Bay is better than one in that.
Oh, God.
Bro, we're closer to the Warriors.
What's our best taco truck?
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
You got to talk to a Mexican and ask him that.
Maybe.
Maybe the volcano up there.
The volcano.
But see, that's what I'm saying.
See, that's a debate.
Tacos is just as heavy in the Bay Area than it is L.A.
We're still in California.
There's no way.
I've been to the Bay.
Have you been to East Oakland?
I've never been to East Oakland.
So you can't talk.
I've been through this hoods in L.A.
You haven't been.
A lot of L.A.
niggas ain't slid through Richmond.
They didn't slit.
You have.
Our shit is better.
Okay.
But what I'm saying, we're talking about majority to L.A.
They haven't slid through East Oakland.
They ain't slid through Richmond.
They ain't slid to San Francisco.
Y'all think of the bridge and all that shit when you think of San Francisco.
No, it's real projects out there.
No, no, no.
I'm not down playing the projects.
I just, there's no way your Mexican food is better than ours.
We're way closer to the border.
Food.
There's, I see.
Oh, y'all got a lot of Mexican.
This shit is a real beef.
The motherfuckers are on masking food now.
We talk about, no.
No, this is a real big debate, bro.
It's a real big debate.
And this is really,
that they have in the house.
And you know,
and he's really telling us
how these niggas feel.
Yes.
They do, they do not get shit from us
and we take everything from them.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's what you just said.
No, you got to understand.
But he didn't come on our show.
No, listen, listen.
Motherfuck.
I was just for all of that.
Listen.
You're a four LA, L.A.
You know what?
Listen, look.
I'm telling you, we fuck with L.A.
I'm telling you.
By the way, we ain't did this shit.
one time on this motherfucker shelter you came.
Nope.
This thing got a whole laugh.
And you want to know what's crazy?
Uh-huh.
I didn't go deeper than music.
Like, I was raised to fucking hate the Giants.
Fuck the San Francisco Giants.
He got mad.
He got mad at me for wearing this today.
Look.
I'm a Dodger-Tob baby.
Boy, boy.
Bo, bro.
What football team, though?
No, we got the rap.
Fuck the Bay regard.
Fucked everything.
Fucked the Auckland.
Hold on.
Hold on.
He don't mean that.
Oh, see.
We see.
The 49.
L.A.
Just so disrespectful.
Bro.
The Raiders is Vegas now.
Bay Vegas.
Los Oakland,
Vegas, though.
Bro, I went to the Giants versus Dodger game.
The one guy that was there,
he was like a square by the asses was on them.
Like, boo, they was, bro, man,
San Francisco.
And obviously, I think it goes deeper into the hills,
but I think over sports regardless,
me being a Dodger Town baby,
there's no way I've seen any of my homies ever rock.
And that's set for the Giants ever in our lives.
See, you got to think about it.
Because we didn't have no football team, so I like Jerry O'Rice and Dionne.
No, no, the 49ers.
I'm just saying that got from a net.
See, the 49 is a Raiders.
But I know the San Francisco Giants and the whole dogger's shit.
That shit is deep.
See, I'm on some Oakland shit.
So I know about A's and Raiders.
I love everybody.
We lost Oakland Raiders, you know what I'm talking about?
You know, they front of town, they just moved to Vegas.
They got a spot in Vegas.
You know what I'm talking about?
But it's still Oakland Raiders.
You know what I'm saying?
I seen
I'm,
sorry you a
Goldicee fan?
No.
I,
I,
I fuck with
the new Warriors
I fuck with
the Splash brothers
Curry,
Clay,
Draymond,
I fuck with that shit
but I didn't grow up
being a Warriors fan
No,
he fucked up
Curry live
while Curry was watching
him and he was just
fucking up
Curry, bro
I appreciate that man.
I appreciate
Curry right there
like,
oh fuck you dog
but the whole Warriors
team took that shit
like a champ
because he was
fucking
And everybody else, see, Curry and Clayton's on the Likskins.
And Jemont and they were just laughing out of him.
He was over there.
Fucking Curry.
Oh, man.
Shout out to everybody that supported my comedy special rookie the year.
It's on Amazon Prime right now.
That's what he's talking about, Rose and Steph Curry.
Shoutouts.
Did the Amazon Prime come from the Bay too?
Probably.
You know, we've been making the apps.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yelp and all that shit.
That's what I'm saying.
Y'all just got a D.R.
Risha.
Most of the time, the shit, going to say San Francisco or China.
That nigga Vanella
Ice said the 90s was the best
decade for rap. So in the 90s
The best decade for pop culture period
Pop culture period so in the 90s
Where do we get the Bay influence?
I think the West Coast
influenced the 90s period
I think we just took it over
So where do you feel like we took
We took the Bay influence
When we're running this shit
I personally feel like
Y'all not taking nothing
That we everybody know people know it's ours
We y'all take game
It's game, but game is giving.
It's not taking.
We give, we give game.
Talking to a bitch and pimping
ain't come from the bay.
Hey, but look, Tupac said,
what Tupac said?
What?
I got my sauce from,
I got my sauce from the Bay.
I learned it.
Tupac said it.
He said,
I got my game from L.A.
No, he said, the Bay Area.
He said the Bay Area is, bro.
No, he said the Bay Area is the only place
that niggins only cared about the game.
That's true.
The game.
So if he was going to represent anywhere,
it would be.
It'd be Oakland because Oakland Shaw taught him the game.
That thing, for my power rule, he wasn't banging over.
He got adopted.
Boy, you crazy.
Yeah, that nigga came to L.A.
got a ram rag and went crazy.
Don't try to put that shit on Poo-Fi.
He switched cultures.
The 90s was ran by L.A.
By a fool.
It was ran by there.
There's nobody else.
And the only one that was carried in the East Coast was big.
Other than that, the rap game was ran by fucking Los Angeles.
Of course.
All right, so this is my day.
We're talking about culture, right?
We're all talking about fame and credit.
We're talking about being creative and original.
Tattooing and gangbanging came from over there.
Nah, hell not.
That's LA.
The clothes that we wear, everybody's still wearing now.
The style, the 90 style.
Everything came from us doing it like that.
We made that shit cool.
Niggas still this day is still wearing dicky suits
and doing all type of shit.
That shit all comes from game bank culture.
For sure.
Oh, there go.
Everybody that's watching this.
I always said, gang banging culture is L.A. culture.
Is everybody culture?
Yes.
Y'all didn't birthed a lot of this shit.
Bro, there's gang banging.
But in the bay, niggas is not gang banging.
We gang banging on the bitch.
Y'all, we ain't going to gang.
We ain't going to worry about what the nigga wearing.
We weren't about what she wearing.
You know what I'm talking about.
Enough of that, man.
Game-related.
Okay, enough for that.
Every time we love the bag.
Every time he made the boy, he grabbed his fucking shirt.
Yeah.
We love the bag.
We understand the bay, you know what I'm saying?
Niggas got chest hair out of the bay.
I understand now.
And they're right a little-ass, mini pants.
You got a shirt from Miami talking about even open.
This thing of, yeah.
Hey, man, we grovel with this shit now, man.
You know what I'm talking about?
You know what I'm saying?
International.
You know what I'm talking about.
He got a fashion over men, deal.
Trying to go wear that shit on here.
This thing got red and blue on.
You can't.
You can't.
See, that's what's wrong with the game, man.
And that nigga Jay can't out.
Don't tell me, I'm just saying, man, we cousins that don't really know we got to have that family talk like we haven't to understand.
No, little Jojo created this and little JJ created this.
You know what I'm saying?
Y'all cousins, your family.
But this nigga do this and this nigga do that.
And y'all, more lit.
L.A. is lit.
Name a superhero from the bay.
Me.
Sonny Bo.
You know what I'm talking about?
Did you bring your dreads?
Nah, he, uh.
He in the Bay right now.
You know what I'm talking about?
Sonny Bo, he don't really be fucking around like that, man.
Swipe up on my topics.
Oh, my dog.
These nags, man.
I love the Bay, man.
San Francisco.
Hey, man, the Bay love L.A., man.
I'm telling you all, we just got to have these family talks, man.
This is what this shit about, man.
Because you got the red and blue hat-wearing niggas.
We'd be confused just as much as y'all be confusing us.
Y'all, y'all politics.
Oh, okay, let me tell you something.
Let me give everybody that's listening.
Gangs in
2012
Bloods and cribs
really don't beef with each other like that
It's not a colors thing no more
So I can wear red
And it's like you feel me like my neighborhood
Where I come from
We don't beef with nobody that wears red
Bro we don't beef with other bloods
We beef with other crips
Most of the bloods out here
They beef with other bloods and shit
Like he's from a hood
That don't get along with nobody
They wear what they wear
They're in motherfuckers
In juvenile hall
They got to run like a million faith
For no reason.
Damn.
Damn.
So the dynamic changed.
Like back in the days,
no, a nigga would not wear this red hat,
but now a nigga can wear anything.
That H on his hat stands for something
and it means something in Los Angeles.
Like, if you wear that in the wrong area,
a nigga is going to get at you.
Shout out my nigga Watson.
He educated me very well on that type of shit.
I learned why he was educating everybody else on those videos.
We did.
I was learning when we were shooting.
I'm like, oh, for real, so this is how he was like,
trust me.
All right.
Yeah.
Well, Mama.
Oh, God, I swear to God, but that's why he's so loved, bro.
That's why he's so loved, because he don't, he don't mean to disrespect nobody.
Obviously, he's a great actor, great comedian.
And I said, I've worked with Quan plenty of times.
But his game on LA is he, even though it's comedy, people probably from Atlanta, Houston, the Bay, Texas,
motherfucking, fucking Bakersfield, whatever situation.
When they watch his shit, they think it's joking.
But Walt Tommy Quinn is really giving you.
instruction not how to die.
That's why our
collaborations is so well because
everybody in the Bay Area
feel the same way about my character, Sonny Boe.
Like Lewis Bell and Sonny Bo is like
I'm representing the culture.
It's really not about, it's really the truth.
It's really not the joke.
So Sonny Bo and myself, I don't got to tell hell
of jokes when I create content. It's just
be accurate. You know what I'm saying? So it's
like, that's why that collab
always be dope with me and Quaun do that
for show. That shit is dope as fuck. He'd be
He'd be honest and shit.
That's what I think when I do all my like,
shit, because I'm Mexican and I'm from like...
Why you don't do skits?
He do.
Yeah.
His page is full of skits.
You ain't support of your homie.
It's just him with his face.
He's talking shit?
I like that shit.
Oh, oh, oh, no.
Y'all go to me.
Kwan is more like scripted.
Yes.
Yeah.
What's it?
Yeah.
But I've done plenty of...
That's how we met.
That's how I met him.
And then I remember...
I didn't...
I knew his face,
but it was kind of like in and not.
Me and Kuanan.
and I have to take off
and then
A Boogie
he has a own comedy shit
A Boogie a big fan of comedy
D'Marcus
The Marcus cousin
I'm fucking
I'm fucking
I say A Boogie
That nigga said A Boogie
I was like
Hey Boogie
DeMarcus cousins
He has his own shit
And shit
They fuck with me
And that's all
I remember when
he did the whole stuff
Currie shit
That's how I watched
and everything
And it was
It was dope as fuck
He went crazy
him
Carlos Meller and all
Yeah
Preissie
Shout out the whole
Boogie Comedy Slam
Kamp man
Yeah shit bro
And then me be the
I'm over here
Learning
He was fucking them up
And I'm like, God damn.
You think you can do stand-up?
I've done it before.
But me and here with the talk.
I hope that he can stand up, though.
Fuck.
It's for too long.
He can do it.
You for sure got it.
I need some water, fool.
I need a lot, fool.
But I was talking to him.
She's not cool, fool.
There's no fucking water.
I need the town, fool.
And why whenever you guys
impressinators, why do you guys always have to like,
I don't impersonate you?
Listen, listen, let me talk.
That's how you talk, fool.
I don't fucking.
I feel like you think we take a pause after every word.
You do.
Who, fool?
No, I don't.
That's like me say, that's like the homie.
You said, like, what the homie?
Don't come out with me, fool.
You don't want to cheat on your girl, fool.
But listen, that's like me say, that's like me said, every time you guys tell you,
like, yeah, on crib come, they boo.
Ooh, who.
Listen, no, listen.
Oh.
You're all that's like, all that.
You're playing with politics.
No, no, no, no.
That's kind of like, that's kind of like whenever, like, it's kind of like.
Since you've been here?
Like, like, like, like.
You talk, you're like a white person.
I like it now, though.
Oh, you didn't win Hollywood.
Hell yeah.
But I'm eating Arby's now.
Look at my shirt.
Yeah, this thing was talking about, eating healthy.
I was seeing this nigga at the highlight room.
I took him.
Ice cube and Arby's on this shit.
Listen to me, nigga.
That thing, it do look like ice cube.
Look at the shirt.
Look at ice cube.
No, but listen.
And then when I was in Juvenile Hall,
that was more like, they make up their own words
of this every enemy.
And I'm like, but I'm not.
I don't think everybody talks like that.
Because when I met two of you and I'm from woo-woop and I was like, oh, you talk nothing.
Like I, I, the Hoover, I was like to up with them motherfuckers and then I'll be like,
I got four kids and he got a business.
That's what I'm saying, though.
I'm saying that.
And I'm on the podcast.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not downgrading the homie that he, you know, he put the fucks.
We're out in the streets getting punched like you.
We try to get away from the people.
Damn.
Oh, you're trying to get away from the people, man.
You gotta stay tapped in with the people.
No, nigg.
When you stay tapped in, the niggas will kill you, bro.
You got a point.
You got a point.
Fuck all that.
The goal is to get out the hood.
The goal is to get out the hood.
You can help your homies from afar.
But living in the hood is going to come with jealousy.
It's going to come with all type of situations that you don't want to deal with.
And crazy bitches.
And crazy bitches.
I agree with that.
Crazy ass bitches.
Do you know is very successful and he's getting very successful right now.
So we're trying to tell him you can't be moving the same way that you used to be moving.
Oh, yeah.
You got to know that.
Hey, speaking of crazy,
bitches, y'all hear about that bitch
that ran 49 lights
Red ticket lights home in
Because her nigga cheated on her
My sister would have beat the dog's hair
So let's say your bitch cheat on you
Take your phone
I mean take your car
Run 49 lights where they have cameras
And you get 49 tickets
Oh, for real
She didn't like that
He ain't crying
He ain't gonna have a license till he's fucking 64
But you know you gotta go to court
49 fucking times
And beat that shit
I ain't go lie
She's smart for that
because I ain't go lie.
That's how you really hurt a nigga.
Fuck he and the nigga shit or something like that.
That hurt.
That many tickets?
You got to go to court, imagine going to L.A.
court.
And they're going to heal shit.
Hey, Josh.
Hey, Josh.
Hey, we're funky.
And what city did that happen?
They're happening in China.
In China.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I'm about to say, damn.
I'm taking red light here all the time.
I ain't never gave me for me.
But hey.
That shit happened in China.
The bitch is crazy over there.
I wonder if they had to like with the picture.
Remember the picture kind?
That's what I'm saying.
So that bitch would be stupid.
It'd be a woman 49 times taking pictures.
But you still got to go to court and prove it wasn't you.
Yeah, that's...
49 fucking times.
But I just say, fucking, I ain't got a license no more.
You'd be going to divorce for six years.
Yeah, I ain't going to lie.
I ain't doing that.
I'm riding around no else, dude.
What's that a scooter they'd be having, what they call?
Limins or something?
Yeah.
I'm about to limit it everywhere else.
They got to get a mopep.
Yeah.
Moep.
Yeah.
I'm going to court 49 times.
She was Chinese.
That got me traumatized.
No, that just, that just, that's just, that's,
I just saw the all bitches crazy.
Facts.
Facts.
I'm glad she was Chinese.
I'm glad she wasn't black
because motherfuckers be making like black women
only one be going bad.
It's like all these ugly tribut tribut.
I wonder what that nigga did to that bitch.
I think he just left her.
You feel me?
I did he just left her.
I don't know what piss a Chinese person on.
Damn.
Shit.
That sounds so bad, bro.
I'm just telling the motherfucking truth.
Damn, they don't get bad.
And we ain't talking about...
Ain't Chinese people in the bank?
Nah, we fuck with him heavy.
What are they still?
They're a big Asian community.
No.
We all are family out this.
Be an Asian.
What?
Filipino?
What?
You're going dumb.
We fuck.
We fuck.
Shout out to all my Asians,
Nick.
All right.
We fuck with it on Mamas,
nigga.
Filipino and Asian.
They're fucking Pacific Islanders.
Yeah,
we're talking about China.
Them Nick, the people,
the Asian people I know
don't even know the motherfuckers in China.
So we're talking about some China motherfuckers.
We ain't talking about my Asians,
you know.
Y'all nike's funny.
You know, man.
Bro, this nigga guy,
me hot, cah.
About the base.
shit.
I'm gonna talk about that shit
for our
man.
You brought the nigga on here?
I know.
Hey, I'm telling you.
I don't wrap.
I don't need a beat.
I don't need a verse.
I'm gonna tell the truth.
Some niggas don't be telling the truth
because we need to be locked in
with you niggas.
Y'all niggas got some big shit
going down out here.
You know what I'm saying?
Y'all got it because y'all was copying.
Nigga?
Nobody want to walk around
with that motherfucking
lowrider shirt.
Nobody ain't copying.
You don't stop me with that for Ever 21.
Forever knocking your bitch.
That's what we call it.
You don't know what.
Yeah.
He's undefeited over here.
Yeah.
Oh, he undefeated?
Yep.
Now, motherfucker be fucking fools.
For real?
He said, I said, I said, I said,
I should have been a comedian when it's quiet ass.
For real.
I should be quiet like a motherfucker.
Teach me, Doc.
Yeah, I'm going to have to throw you up, man.
You got, you got a little funny-ass face.
He said, you know.
He's all you, bro.
You're going to love to talk to you like that?
He's trying to.
He's trying to size me up, man.
This is a happy-ass curl.
That nigga's dry-ass girl.
You be using that little sponge.
I used to use that.
I'm telling you, bro.
I tried to use that motherfucker.
It's okay.
Y'all can copy some old shit, man.
That's cut from the bag, well.
I tried to use that one.
This thing come from the bag.
This thing comes NBA young boy.
All them young niggas doing all this shit.
Oh, hold on.
Let me get one of these ones.
They actually poke some holes in the sponge and said this motherfucker
twist.
Damn, my shit, I had to go right.
I had to cut my hair.
That's sad.
Why, your shit you was going bald?
Yeah, I'm going bald.
You look like you're going bald.
I'm not surprised.
It's all good.
Your face hair is on points.
Yeah, I just got a hair.
Yeah, all you got to do is bust this down and thought that hat off.
You do this.
I'm not representing the neighborhood.
No, you're covering that bald-ass head.
That's what.
You got that.
You got a spot, guys?
What?
You got ball spots?
Man, fuck you.
We both going bald.
I ain't going bald, too, nigga.
I ain't going bald, too, nigger.
I ain't going bald.
You like five weeks.
You ain't bored, man
That motherfucker's been to drop like a mixtape
I don't know you ain't talking
Look how your fucking hairline shape
Oh, my fault, my nigga was
You got lined up with a
You gotta take all of these shit off,
We can't get him up
You're trying to cheat, A B, he's trying to cheat
Bro, that's some base shit
You can pray for me
You pray for him when you gave me
What that is?
Oh yeah, for sure, that signs of respect
I like that. It's like a shade with a hot honey bun.
I like that. It could have worked. It was just bad time.
You're not like a diet cannibal.
You look like a Jamaican parakeet.
No, you're over three AD. Leave me alone. I'm trying to spare you.
Because you didn't brought me on the show. You're my nigger.
You can go, we can do this shit.
All right. All right. You got to take all that shit off, though.
I can't even rush.
Yo, gang baking bug looking ass. This nigg is this nigg look like a gang banging bug.
You want to call me a butt.
Dumbass.
You see, you got, you throwing my shit off now.
Then weak-ass jokes making my shit weird.
Let's stop right now.
Hey, man.
You got that boomerang on the side.
Ask the bitch, man.
What's up with y'all niggas?
What's y'all?
What's all right?
Man, what about the bitch?
The bitch told me you look like a Jamaican elf.
You look like a chubby-ass.
What?
I don't got one for you.
A.D., you got to take that shit off.
He can't concentrate with that bullshit.
Your face is trouble with all that shit on,
give him another topic.
All right.
Did y'all see the bitch that was duct tape to her seat?
Trying to open the air right door.
Oh, I seen that.
That was another nigga that had a vaccine, I guarantee.
Another nigga vaccinated.
I seen it said,
I need the bitch that got the person.
Help me.
No, bitch, you're trying to kill all of those stupid-ass bitch.
Bro, why is everybody trying to jump off of moving planes?
They're all vaccinated, too.
Damn.
Out of next, girl.
They're all gonna be out of that flocker, good.
I feel dumb as hell now since I got that shit.
Because I ain't even had to show my car nowhere, man.
I got this shit so I can be like, oh, I got my shit.
You feel hell of normal.
This shit's the same, bro.
Y'all don't gotta get that.
Y'all ain't gonna lie.
You shouldn't tell people that.
Y'all ain't gotta get the back to the niggas.
Nica, they ain't paying me.
Fucker, they can fool me.
I'm trying to say to people, man.
You don't gotta get that shit.
They're gonna start coming door to door.
Oh, my son.
Oh, swear for real?
Yeah, that's what he said.
You know what he said about Latinos?
He said, we scared to get it because they're going to have document, like, paperwork
on that so they could deport us.
Motherfuck, I was born here, you're racist, motherfucker.
Yeah, that is racist.
Like, like, like, motherfucker.
I was born in downtown.
Who said that?
Biden was like, the Latinx people do not want to get it because, fuck, they didn't
have, like, kind of like, Intel.
Yeah, I'm like, motherfucker.
My mom got that shit.
He's doing deported ass.
Damn.
You're fucking wear my mom.
Got the vaccine?
Yeah, she do.
My mom did too.
Yeah, my mom got that.
I'm on it but she kind of like look you fucking grown yeah but I want you to get
it but it's my mom not gonna grab me I'm not tan no more she not gonna grab me bro
to my daughter my daughter is about to start seventh grade and they at they said
basically she got a vaccine to go back to school oh god and you were so they haven't they
haven't so you if your daughter got to get you damn near might as well get it with I mean
hey we got we got our we got our windows man they haven't hit us with our
facts you know what I mean but I love everybody they told me I'm like damn they're not
playing when it comes to this shit at all at the new variant is out yeah bitch did you put it out
but my thing my thing is okay fuck if I'm gonna get the vaccine I don't want that shit at all I want to
be able to have my mask off and go everywhere and motherfuckers are still catching it that's fucked
that's see and giving it to people and giving it to people wow the non-vaccinated
that's weak and then get vaccinated then what the fuck so if everybody vaccinated and then
everybody then one they could get it he can still give it to everybody that's vaccinated so what
the fuck is the point basically it can't kill you it can't kill you oh shit that's cool
it weakens symptoms is nothing you know it weakens the shit where Adam said he was still
fucked up for a little while he's still sick bitch I know you is
he said he want to come in a nigga ain't been here three days oh fuck man you got
the mask for him.
I did, but y'all
niggas got vaccinated.
I, shit.
You got a card.
He got vaccinated.
Wait, motherfucker.
Why was you wearing the mask?
Because I went to T.J.
No, I was Bush.
I was, I was,
I was saying,
man, you got to go to,
man,
shake you guys.
I said you looking like
Shamoo, bro.
You mad because
you're fucking scary ass
probably wouldn't get on
to you, pussy.
I would got on that shit.
Shut up.
Man, I was, man,
it was dope as fuck.
Everybody from, like,
like I said,
we,
because we next to the border,
so we got to enjoy
the free life of Mexico,
you know what I mean?
But, bro,
it was up as fuck.
Me and the homies
got on a minivan
across the border
and enjoyed life
in Mexico,
you feel me?
And the motherland,
you know what I mean?
In the Tijuana,
we was living live,
getting drunk out of water park.
This is the motherland,
California.
From Mexico?
Yeah.
Damn near.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
We're supposed to be in Africa.
We wasn't supposed to be out here.
Yeah, we wasn't.
This is your shit,
really?
This is your shit.
My thing is, though, how long did it to
Africa?
This shit.
Hell, man.
Did that imagine the boat ride?
26 hours.
Oh, my mama.
They were saying the motherfuckers that made it out here
was the strongest.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like, this thing about, you survive that,
nigga, that boat, long-ass boat ride.
Nick, you're a soldier.
So y'all can cross the border.
We can't walk from Africa.
Damn.
Yeah, for sure.
There'd probably be a year to get there.
You start walking.
It's 26 hours on the plane.
You can't walk to Africa.
Nick, it's water.
Nick, it's a lot.
I'm a jesky.
It's going to be a whole boat party
Until we get to Africa
Niggins are bitch, it's turk and shit
Man, we should just lead this motherfucker too, huh?
We should leave.
We ain't South Africa
We didn't fuck y'all, niggas.
You're gonna survive in Africa.
Shit, niggins.
What?
I got homies that move to Africa, bro,
and they love that shit.
Niggin?
Oh, he wasn't ready for that.
You got people that were in Mexico
that love that shit.
Listen, bro, fuck you.
You do.
You would not survive in Africa.
You would have to you.
Well, you think, what you think?
Africa is just all like niggas dying and shit?
I know what I'm saying.
Africa is where all the resources come from.
It's beautiful out there.
Beaches, all type of shit.
They got bitches in Africa?
Oh, my fucking God.
That nigga, catting, bro.
I'm telling you, I didn't know how bitches in Africa.
That's what I'm saying, man.
See, you've been watching the Discovery Channel too much, my nigga.
You've been listening to the other man and not the brother man.
That's why he don't know nothing about the shit.
I'm talking about.
I might steal that.
You see what I'm saying?
It's good.
Hey, it's tall, not so.
You're not talking about?
Next week's notes.
Yeah, babe.
No, no, you know what's crazy?
Ain't you do too much.
You know what it's crazy?
You got them to the other man instead of your brother, man.
Bro, you know, it's crazy because I'm, I feel like whenever I told people are from Mexico,
they just think drugs and cartels.
But you're not from Mexico.
He is from Mexico.
You were born out here.
That nigga from Mexico.
Where was you born?
You were from Epo Park.
You was a lifeguard.
You did not live the life as a cartel leader, bro.
He was the swim.
The nigg was on the swim team.
Shut your motherfucker.
Shut your ass up.
You had a little ass-speed on.
You had a little-ass-bed-on.
You start tagging and shit.
You live the good life.
You know what I'm saying is like, what I'm saying is
when motherfuckers would be like, oh, yeah, like,
shut on my own.
I'm like, when I have to go to TJ,
they'd be like, people dying, T.J.
When people died down the street, motherfucker,
exactly.
Like, you know what I mean?
But I guess I was ignorant.
I said, I already did an Africa, bitch.
What do you think we have?
I don't know that for a fact.
I'm pretty sure we got the motherfuckers of.
No, no, but I was thinking fucking everywhere has this.
We got beautiful.
I'm pretty sure Africa has a spot where it's cracking.
Like, where he's like, fucks his, phone.
Josh, Josh, bring up the, please.
Hey, show him.
I got to educate my own fucking people.
He's Africa.
He's not the fucking show.
No, no, I know to show him.
Show him.
Show him where Acon is from.
And show him what Acon is building right now in Africa so you can see.
Next to the fucking beach.
They, Mac.
I didn't know there was beaches.
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
No, my people.
You still my people, too.
You feel I mean?
This is Acon City right here.
Dan, this is Roy.
That's what he's building right now.
Damn, that's raw.
We ain't going to be here for that shit.
I'm slydered that motherfucker.
Yeah, we fit off for show there.
Look at that shit.
Oh, these beaches.
Okay, yeah.
Then he thought Africa was all dirt.
No, but what I'm saying it.
The white man has to tell y'all.
Yeah.
The other man has to tell you all about the beach
Bro, you know all.
They don't want us over there.
Yeah.
The most rarest resources come from Africa, do you know?
That's a fact.
Cabo.
Have you ever called?
Please bring the beach to the
fuck A-Kahn.
Fuck that.
Fuck an A-Kine world.
Not like that.
You're going to do your doing your thing,
but please bring the real beach up.
That's dope, God damn it.
That's hard.
You got to think about that shit you got on your neck,
man.
That came from our soil.
You know what I'm talking about?
They came and kidnapped this.
We had so much shit that was valuable.
No, no.
want to kidnap us and take our shit.
Ass shaking, nigga. That started
in Africa. Nick, on mama's, nigga.
I notice you all about people stealing you.
Oh, mama's, nigga.
Yeah, man, I never steal at your house.
What it is, it's culture.
You're going to go on that show.
You better represent the bay.
We're going to whip your ass when we get back.
It's just any.
Undercover Asian.
Fucking, fucking Larry June, you 40 and them
had a meeting before he came.
Yeah.
Your ass.
Fucking Pilo.
Fucking Pilo was like in the rooftop just want you.
Calani was like this,
kebba was in their color of this,
and they're like,
you're going to go up there with three L.A.
motherfucker.
You better represent.
You see how he nameing everybody?
They know us.
I'm going to tell you about this one, you feel me?
Damn.
Hey, so somebody put a hit on a peacock, bro.
A peacock.
A real peacock.
Like a bird.
Yeah.
They made a cragglers act
to kill a peacock
to enter his neighborhood.
How you feel about that?
Who did that?
That nigga from the bay.
Y'all made up that shit.
A peacock.
A peacock that have been a staple in California neighborhood for years was found shot dead
after somebody posted a Kregler's ad, taking out a hit on the bird.
Josh, Doc.
Hey, that's low-key some gangster shit.
Hey, we just want an echo park?
Because fucking this is you in Echo Park off Pekle-a-N-N-a-Bork do, though.
I wouldn't ain't.
Motherfucking, let's fuck you.
Fack my, Spider-Man.
You was up top on a hill.
He was looking at Dodger Stadium.
Where the fuck was at that?
Echo Park.
Fucking Elysian.
You got to take me up there.
I got to see that.
Bro, there's a, no, but what I'm saying,
there's a view in fucking the section.
That they call it Peacock View because all the way on top,
you can see all the Dodger Stadium downtown LA.
And there's always a peacock up there.
Oh, for real?
And I was caught.
See, that peacock.
We're going to pop care next.
What the fuck?
That peacock probably been done something.
If that peacock on peacock, you go missing.
There you go.
See, northern California?
Can you show them to, oh, the Bay?
Nah, I don't know.
It's ain't other California.
That might be motherfucking anywhere.
Hey, do they have the craigless ad on here?
Oh, boy, they killed a, boy, they killed a beautiful bird, dog, for real.
Cud was making too much noise.
I don't give a fucking about none of that.
We make too much noise.
They put a hundred on that nigga head or what?
Man.
That's some gangster shit.
Hey, see if you can find the cragling beautiful birds, you fucking ass,
kill a pigeon.
I give a fuck about a pigeon, but don't kill no birds.
I'm gonna get it.
So it's more gangster to kill a human?
shit of peter shit that's you rather a human life than a peacock like you see what i'm saying
what the fuckin the peacock doing all the fucking human that motherfucker could have spit on that
nigger head or something he's like they say he was making too much noise he was waking him up
if a nigga talking outside of your house like ah you you tell that nigga like hey bro loyal
voice in front of my shit and if he don't be quiet nigga y'all can have a problem right
he'll listen to the other man not the brother yeah the other man you grew up everybody every
Day motherfuckers with gunshots the motherfuckers are probably just hungry
motherfucker be like this in the morning in the hood like this
Hey hey look this the Craiglers and they circle where he was saying
Oh
Wow
He was a white man that did this
Oh
Joe did that shit
I did
Oh he broke the chair
Duno looted his mother fuck you
Oh fuck you're sitting on now when you fucking ass
He tried to blame it on him
Too bad the minute black bug is right here
He didn't do that shit.
That was weak, A.D.
That was weak, bro.
That was weak.
Hey, when you got in comedy, how are you getting comedy?
When you feel like, man, you know what?
I'm going to get on stage.
Like, nigga, when you feel like you could do that shit?
When I was 18, and I'm like, I ain't got shit to lose,
and I keep losing every motherfucking job getting fired at all this shit
because of my personality.
So I'm like, nigger, all right, you feel me?
This, it was cursing me.
So I had to be like, all right, this might be my gift.
You know, I'm talking about.
Oh, what's someone?
What happened?
What happened?
Okay, yeah.
You feel me?
No, that's the whole respect, man.
He's trying to pray,
yeah.
That they said.
Yeah, but no,
a nigga feeling like you ain't got shit to lose
and I got hell of shit to say.
So I went on stage to express myself and shit.
I ain't looked back since.
Did you get a standing ovation?
Hell no.
Did they booed?
But it was just like,
I was roasting the crowd
and it was on like 10 people there.
So I made the whole show like awkward.
Awkward because they came to laugh at me
and I kind of made it about them.
So it's like, you're funny,
but you need to find some material.
You know what it is.
You know, do you practice material, like, as a comedian?
I didn't even do that.
Oh, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
You got to pop up.
Yeah, we're talking to a real comedian.
Oh, yeah.
That was me.
Yeah, my dick, a real comedian.
I had to do.
I have to do.
I'm sorry.
But no, no, you practice going to different spots
and not announcing where you're going to go.
So you just pop up at a comedy show
and don't tell your fans where you're going to be at
and just get on other people's shows unannounced
and do you just practice your shit?
What's the material?
How do you practice material?
Do you write it down and be like,
you're going to crack them?
You're going to do these certain jokes?
Like, how do you do that shit?
How do you have like 30 minutes worth of material
that you're going to say?
You got to build that up.
So I just do bit by bits.
So it's like I say if I'm talking about,
say I'm just talk about relationships.
I'm going to write a whole bit about relationship.
Work that for five, 10 minutes.
Once I get that, then I add another bit.
So I'll go somewhere practice like five minutes and practice my relationship bit.
Then I go back and practice talking about, say, being broke, whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
And then I build up to, oh, I got 30 minutes.
And then I do a real show and have all my fans come out and see me.
And then, you know, I practice my 30 minutes that I've been practicing on.
You know, so that's why you see a lot of comedians.
So we all really could be comedians.
Yeah, you just got to build.
You just got to build.
But it got to be in you too.
So a lot of people think they could be comedians
because they're funny with interacting with people.
Versus comedy, you're on stage and nobody talking back to you.
So that's like, you know how everybody's silent right now?
I can keep talking, talking, talking.
That's how a show is.
You just talking, talking, you just hear your laughs,
and you got to keep talking.
Who are your favorite comedian right now?
Right now.
Duno.
That's mine.
Duno.
I'm fucking my nigga Duno.
You know what I'm talking about.
He's building.
You know what I'm talking about?
I'm going to say Carlos Miller.
Carlos Miller
after 85 South show
Oh Carlos is funny
He's one of my favorite comedians right now
It's too natural for kids
But it was crazy
People don't know that
A lot of people know him just
Wild and out 85 South show
But people don't know he was up in him
Kevin Hart
Beau
Bo really fucking
He's a funny-ass food
Yeah now he's been in the game
For a minute man
He's a veteran
That now he's getting this light
Now he's getting this
He's just dude for show
I didn't see Carlos
Bill up certain sets
I used to fly down in Atlanta, four, five, six years ago type shit and see him, you know,
working little rooms and, you know, practice this shit.
But he always, he always touched that stage, you know what I'm saying, no matter whatever level he was at in his career.
That's what you feel like you're going to be doing for a long time, being a comedian?
Oh, yeah, no, I'm already eight years in it.
So I've been stand-up comedy for eight years, been doing it for a living for seven years.
So I ain't looking back.
This is what I got to do, this how I pay my bills and all that shit.
You feel?
What is your, so if we just go on YouTube right now,
you got something that you say is your best material?
Yeah, I guess my favorite joke right now
would probably be me talking about Spear Airlines.
So if you type it on YouTube, type in Lewis Bell, L-E-W-I-S.
Let's get a homie some promo.
Yeah, man, you throw it up there.
Hey, we ain't going to get flagged this week.
No, no, no, we ain't one.
You know what I'm owning my shit.
I'm about saying, you're going to say,
you're doing it.
Hey, Duna when you hopped on stage,
was you nervous?
Was you nervous?
You're like, fuck that.
I ain't doing this shit no more.
Spear Airlines, what?
Just type in, type in my name, L-E-W-I-S.
Oh, yeah, you kill Spirrard Airlines.
And then Space, Belt, B-E-L-T.
Your last name, really Belt?
Yeah.
Who y'all still there from?
Shit, that's probably some white people name.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's go.
Oh, this tight, man.
That's tight, dog.
I'll be traveling now and shit.
Give a round applause if you travel.
Travel.
Damn, hold on. How long is this shit?
Man, I'm really hard, y'all, man.
This some niggas ain't been past Dublin in this mother's trouble.
I'm done.
Should I clap at Wanda Creek Countbrot?
You know, if to listen to three minutes of this shit,
I just want to get a gist of this joke.
Travel is expensive, though.
I ain't gonna lie.
If you don't have enough money to travel, don't travel.
Because there's no cheaper way into it.
Like, you want to get plane tickets,
don't get the cheap shit.
You can't get cheap.
Because you know, when you have,
first book of flight you think you know a plane is a plane I'm gonna go with the
299 fuck it but y'all can't think like that man I had a bad experience
thinking like that I've been on the airline called speard oh so some of y'all
fucked up here too right spear is the worst airline in god damn whole
United States you gotta be on good spirits walk through the tone on that
Fuck you.
Please let me make a Jesus shit.
I ain't ever fool spirit.
Spirit is bad.
Spirit is not even like an airplane.
It's just like a big-ass bus that go in the sky.
You ever seen it?
You even got to be on it.
You ever seen it?
It'd be just ride abroad the freeway sometimes.
It'd be...
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Tears attack, you know?
Spirit, that shit dangerous.
I got on that motherfucker.
You know, my fuck.
Most planes, it's shake when you go through the clouds.
It's shake, you go, we're in the clouds.
Spirit, you could be on the runway.
That motherfucker shake on the runway, you should be waiting.
You got a table looking at the window.
You're looking at the window?
Oh shit, we're on the ground, see this motherfucker gonna go up.
By time it go in the air, it's too late.
All your $22 just shook out your pocket.
That's dope, man.
That's fun.
If y'all leave out of the stage,
you're a real comedian outside.
I can't even imagine,
because, you know, performing on stage
is a whole different feeling,
but like literally, because you know what you about to say
and you know what I'm saying,
that you sit there and do that,
but to stand up there and it's quiet
and they're waiting for, you know what I'm saying?
Do you like anticipate the reactions and shit?
Yeah, because you know, you know,
you know when you're going to get
your laugh. So that's why I can perform there and be patient and not worry about it's being
quiet because this is not the point. This is not the joke. The joke is at the end. That's the
punch. So you're just setting up yourself so you can do the punch. So you see what I'm saying?
So that's the hard part about stand-up comedies that you got to get comfortable with silence
and then when you get your laughs, you got to know when it's stop talking. Let the laughs breathe.
And then, you know, transitioning. All right, that was a joke. You get the big laugh. All right, another
transition. We're on a whole different
joke. So it takes time. It ain't like music.
It ain't like I come up with a song
and I drop that motherfucker and it come out tomorrow.
Like, no, I'm working on a whole other
like that's a 25 minute set
right there. We just watched two minutes of that.
So it's like I didn't work on that for
four years. You know what I'm saying? Got it
polished. Same jokes? Same shit.
So you're telling those same jokes everywhere?
Yeah, and then what I did was build it up.
So that was in front of 3,000 people.
Steph Curry, DeMaris, DeMarcis,
all of them there. You know what I'm saying?
So it's pilot.
So I'm not nervous because I know what I do.
I know what I'm going to say.
But it's like you can't, I can't go up there and not know what I was going to talk about.
The moment it's going to be too big.
You're going to freeze up.
So, you know, that shit.
You just can't go on stage in front of thousands of people and tell jokes.
No, you got to start small and then deliver big, you know.
And when you do it, man, let me in do no open.
Oh, yeah, y'all got it.
You're going to open now, too?
Yeah, I mean, I'll do it.
I'm not on the fucking internet on Instagram, man.
and people laugh all fucking day,
but I think I could do it.
You make me laugh.
I do.
You're funny looking at you.
You just got to not give a fuck.
You know what's crazy about that shit?
I just give me like a minute bit.
I think I could do it.
Minute going to be so fast, boy, I'm telling you got to think about it.
That was two minutes.
That was two minutes.
That was like, that's one joke, three minutes.
That's one joke and that's not,
we didn't even get to watch the full joke.
Full joke is like, what you think, five minutes?
You're going to need a full joke
Maybe about five minutes.
Depends.
And then, and then...
Think about that's 3,000 people.
I didn't...
I didn't, like, sat there and made a joke
and the reaction wasn't what I expected,
even though I thought it was fucking hilarious.
I was like, man.
But you know what's crazy?
You know what's crazy, Dad?
Like, I'm pretty sure you've been in a situation
where you made a joke,
and only the comedian backstage
thought it was funny because they're comedians.
And you sat there and been like,
damn, motherfucker, you think I was funny?
Nah, he ain't got to worry about shit like that.
No, I know...
He's from the bank.
No, you hell of...
I know what you're talking about, but that happens in smaller rooms when you're working on your shit.
So I can be working on a joke and it might not be funny to the fans because they don't know where I'm going with it.
And then the comedic is see like, oh, you're going somewhere with that.
You should add this.
You should add that.
And they'd be like, oh, okay, so it is funny.
I just got to add things or change this.
You know what I'm saying?
I know what you're talking about.
You think you could do a black crowd?
He would do good.
He did good.
Because he's domesticians, right?
that we can money like we're skin let you do bro was hilarious bro the first the first man like
it's um the broad for the black crowd is less sensitive they're more open like latinos and and and
and i leave from my experience from what i've seen they're less sensitive about shit and then it's
it's dope especially if you're like a little hood baby like me like you move me we're just
talking off camera and he was like have you doing something i was like yeah
And he was like, what was a crowd like?
And it was like, it was hipsters.
And I'm like, shit.
I don't even like hips, you judgeify the fuck up the blog.
You ain't got no hip, he got a whole lot of hips, Nick.
What's your mama saying about that shit?
Your mom ever seen you do that shit?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But I think about it.
I already was who I was before a comedian.
I wasn't no fucking nerd.
I was in a shell.
And I'm like, hey, I'm a comedian.
You look like your mama probably funny, my nigga.
My mom's serious.
My daddy hell of funny.
You think it's my mom a fucking joke too.
My dad's...
My mama funny.
My mama funny.
But I feel like I got like my little like my little serious shit.
Yeah.
On some my mama shit.
Like my mama deep.
You know what I'm saying?
But she's funny.
She's Black Panther deep?
Yeah.
Because y'all from the Bay.
North Oakland, to be exact.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's where the Black Panther originated and all the shit.
So we don't know our that.
But my daddy a motherfucker fool.
So you be on your shit too?
Oh yeah, for sure, for show.
Yeah.
We represent the coach.
I like, I like, I would like that you're serious.
For sure, for sure, for sure.
Come on, boy, we bring your game here.
You're going to have a conversation with it.
Muffer, you're going to go up there with you.
We're motherfucking from the leg.
You better represent it.
Yeah, bro, but I would love to do like just a, like, bro.
Like, imagine how to sit in, in, for what part of Oakland you from?
North.
Oh, Oakland.
I'm going up there talking shit about the A's, the motherfucking.
That ain't going to work.
No, no, listen.
Oakland, motherfuckers.
Yeah.
They're too.
And that's why I'm doing what I'm doing now.
I started a comedy night in Oakland
at Marshaun Lynch Restaurant at Robbins,
and we're doing it, we're gonna do it every week.
So we was doing it before the pandemic, it was popping,
but now we're breaking it back, and that's why I'm doing it,
because a lot of comedians go to the band, go to Tommy Tees,
and that's in Pleasanton.
It's a comedy club is in Pleasanton.
That's like a white area.
So I'm gonna bring everybody to Oakland
so you can get that real authentic voice,
Because you could talk shit in Pleasanton,
but in Oakley, you kind of got to adapt to the culture.
No, but, like, I think, like, at least me being from L.A.,
because people understand that, like, being a comedian
isn't always about roasting, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, I'm used to the roasting.
We go out of every Wednesday week.
There's a boom, boom, boom.
Like, right now, we were just talking shit about some crowd,
like all he was saying, the crowd wasn't there to laugh at the full city next time.
Like, laugh at yourself, make.
And that's why a lot of comedians,
Kevin Hart, for example, he talks about being sword,
his dad being a fucking smoker, like all that shit.
And he, his roasting isn't really, obviously he's a fucking professional comedian.
He roasts this, like, say people seen the video of him going out of it with half a meek meal screen.
He killed all of them.
They started the fuck out of them.
But he rarely does that on stage.
He rarely roast on stage.
He really, like, sits there and talks about his life and makes it a big...
You got to tell a story.
That's why it's hard to even try to, like, get into a...
stand-up act and just watch two minutes of you're not it's a tell it's like listen to half of a
song or half of an album because a performance a stand-up comedy is like a album this is this is
joke one joke two joke three and you're telling your your experiences so it's like you're gonna
leave my show getting to know how I feel about things so you know what I'm saying like cat
Williams and uh Mike F yeah that's great cat Williams that nigga Richard Pryor
too Richard Pry Eddie Murphy Eddie Murphy raw probably like one
the best day of the time is ever seen.
Said.
Yeah.
Shit, bro, my favorite comedians ain't even Mexican.
Really?
You don't fucking fluffy?
Fluffy, hell of funny.
That's a fucking funny as far.
I'm not saying I'm fuck with him, but I fuck with like,
like, D.C. young fly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're a young nigga.
I fuck with, I fuck with Joe Coy.
Like, Joe Coy, D.C. Young Fly,
they're, bro.
The 85s also, I love Chico being here.
Exactly.
He fucking me.
He, like, be tapping there, and he'd be like,
Chico, real nigga, man.
This is funny.
This is not funny.
So,
No, Chico's a realist.
Yeah.
But you know what it is?
People understand that the comedy game is very cut, though.
And in reality, there's only really been two Latinos that made it.
That's nothing.
And George Lopez.
Man, shit.
You think George Lopez's funny?
Tell the truth.
It's okay because.
No, listen, I think I see some of the episodes on itself.
But at least for the Latino side, there's never been.
I'm not saying, I mean, at least from my knowledge, there's never been, like,
Fluffy and George Lopez weren't out the block.
They're from, like, Fluffy from Long Beach,
George Lopez from the Valley.
I'm not knocking them out of,
but from my knowledge,
they weren't.
They weren't,
they weren't like,
like I was raised like a little,
like,
fuck,
I'm a little baby.
You ain't got to be from the block
and tell a story.
I know,
I know what he's saying,
but I know what you said too.
They ain't ever been a gangster lifeguard
telling jokes.
No.
But I don't know.
George Lopez,
he comes from the mud with a lot of shit.
No,
I'm not saying.
That's not what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is we're from two different eras,
and I don't think that era fucks with my era.
Oh, they don't.
You get what I'm saying?
They don't.
You're never getting Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3 talking like this.
No, no.
Comedy, as comedy-wise, he wasn't my favorite.
Fluffy, I grew up watching him like crazy because he's younger than George Lopez.
Yeah.
But George Lopez, I fuck with it so more than I do.
Because you say you're 21?
21.
Yeah, I'm 27.
So it's like.
George Lopez wasn't even.
I think he stopped.
I'm keeping it ruin
honest because a comedy game is cut through.
I'm right or wrong.
Facts, it's cut through.
You're motherfuckers.
You're going to make it or you're not going to make it.
Facts.
And a lot of niggas ain't going to help you make it.
And you know what's crazy?
I learned that my first comedy show ever,
the motherfucker I thought was going to give me advice.
Looked at me.
It was like, just do what you do.
And I'm like, motherfucker you couldn't tell me.
Bitch-ass nigger.
Yeah, and we're going to name, draw no name.
Fuck that, what's that?
Yeah, nah.
We're going to do that.
Nigger thought he was funny.
But every real comedian experienced that, yeah.
But then I've had, like, people like Joe Corey that fucking have Netflix special after Netflix special, text me, DM me, like, you should work on this.
Yeah.
This was funny.
Like, bro, really kind of he, I'm not, he's not, I'm not asking for no.
He's doing that out of love.
He's not getting nothing out of me.
He's showing love, appreciation.
Because that's being genuine.
Because I see a lot of in you, and you talented, and I feel like a lot of other comedians to see that, too.
And a lot of, the comedy is an individual sport.
It's like boxing.
You go up there on your own.
So a lot of people be scared.
A lot of the, oh, Jesus,
hella scared of the new talent.
Like they hate it on all of us.
Fucking, you said,
fucking DC,
I'm flat and headed on all of us.
Look, he said it not me.
No, motherfuckers on like,
don't want their spot-
They're scared.
Because they've been in,
you know, why?
That's at any industry, though, bro.
Exactly.
Because they never showed camaraderie
when they was coming up,
so that's what they, that's what they know.
That's what they was taught.
You know what I'm saying?
So they should be teaching the young
niggas how to have camaraderie and stick together.
Instead of shunning them off and pushing them off,
they're being scared for what?
You know what?
You know what I'm saying?
Some money everywhere.
Yeah, and what's crazy about that is that,
you know, like, fucking, what's crazy,
but I get that question a lot,
like, had Dros Lopez ever restart?
And I've been like, nah.
Fluffy, nah.
Yeah.
Do you fuck with him here?
Had they ever restart?
Nah.
But you don't,
Latino are really doing comedy.
And I'm like, I don't,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
but I'm like, that's where your perspective is like,
I'm Latino, so I need George Lopez,
my favorite comedian.
Yeah.
But how you know, how you feel, how you, why you think they feel like you, they probably like,
this nigga don't do real comedy.
This nigga.
I was just for the, I was going to touch on that family.
Family, I was going to.
You just told me that how many times you perform?
Like five.
They probably, uh-huh.
What?
No, no, I'm not knocking it.
But you still I'm saying.
You got to think about it from their perspective, Fluffy and George Lopez, Nick, you perform five times.
Nick, I performed five times this week.
Yeah, no, no.
They don't, they don't, they don't, they don't.
They don't got to tap in with you.
We haven't done enough.
And I'm involved with that too.
Like, I felt like certain people feel like was supposed to tap in with me.
You know what I'm saying?
But it's like, I had people, like, wrong.
Like, I felt like, niggas should tap in with me because I'm young and doing my thing.
But it's like, sometimes you got to be in the circuit and meet these people and then be like, man, man, I've been watching you for four, five years now.
I see you do your thing.
You'd be like, I'm not knocking.
Oh, shit.
No, shit.
I'm not knocking the chopping in.
I don't give a fuck.
You don't got to fuck me.
You don't got to think I'm.
for real you don't got to think I'm funny
but I'm not expecting no handout either
yeah but I'm saying people around
like people automatically think
you black from the bay
fucking give me a fucking give me a comedian
from the bay that was popping
Mark Curry
Okay people will be like
Have you had Mr. Cooper chat there
You'll be like you get what I'm saying
So this one I'm gonna tell you
Yeah
I felt that way until I got to a certain level
My career and Mark Curry
been having me under his wing ever since
I had to get to a certain level though
No, but I'm not knocking my hustle.
I know I got to work.
I'm not saying I'm the best stand-up comedian coming.
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm not expecting to handle or anything, but what I'm saying,
when people generally think about the comedy game,
people don't understand that you're going to have to earn your shit.
For sure.
Because I've, I could get millions of views,
but, man, I'm proud for those 10 laughs that I got on stage.
Yeah.
And I'm like, yeah, motherfucker.
I did this shit without writing.
Exactly.
I improv the fuck out.
right before here I was at Buffalo
Walming's not giving a fuck about it so you do it here
though you funny as fun no but it's different
like how you were saying no it's different
when everybody's like this
now make me laugh and I'm like
but I'm I'm with
I'm with the learning yeah but to your
point you're right because a lot of the OGs don't
want to teach because it's a it's a
comedian at Oakland that
that reaches a certain statues
success and you know
stature you know stature you know what I'm
you know what I'm saying it's a statue you know
the bailing though but you
You know, it's more like I wasn't, I wasn't welcome in, you know, motherfucker trying to diss me on some shit.
But it's like, I don't give a fuck.
You know what I'm saying?
So I'm like, I'm thinking like you.
I'm thinking in my head.
I'm like, I'm like, I'll fuck with him both.
I give props to George.
He had a whole show that's did amazing.
Fluffy has an own show on Netflix now doing amazing.
Fluffy makes me live.
George Lopez, his jokes were kind of like in older era, so I don't really fuck with him.
But Fluffy, that motherfucker, he for show my top three.
Other than DC Young Fly, Joe Coy and Fluffy,
he might talk three.
That's crazy.
He might talk to me.
And he's like, you know, and I relate to them like crazy.
But DC Young Fly, I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
I'm going to talk shit about you.
Use a bitch.
Fuck what you're wearing.
Because we, I grew up, I'm a little baby after we did at the block.
Exactly.
Your sister ugly, your mom got one arm.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
You his mama?
Oh, you see me.
Oh, that's fucking.
Hey, do you feel like rappers be doing that to you?
Do you feel like, you know, it's a lot of rappers.
you should be fucking with and niggas ain't giving you to correct about a clout you should have.
I used to feel like that.
But this is one thing that I learned.
I'm out so much.
You feel me?
Niggers will run up to me and they'll be like, oh, yeah, I'll fuck with your shit.
I'd be like, if I didn't come to this club this time or if I didn't go somewhere,
they never would say some shit like that.
So that let me know that niggas watch you, bro, and they won't reach out to you.
And even like, bro, I pay attention to my stories, bro, right?
If you ever look at your stories
You may see niggas that are
Big I just see niggas that are big
Watching my stories bro
But don't follow me
Yeah
You feel what I'm saying
Don't reach out my nigga
We'll be at the club
And they won't even say anything
So it'd be like bro
Niggas be watching you bro
You know what's crazy about that
It's a lot of niggas that don't fuck with me too
I know you don't fuck with me
And you we watch my story
That's a bitch
I see you
And you know what's crazy
But you know what we'll do to you bitch ass niggas
Niggas be scared
Nah not but I but I
Like, generally, like, especially, like, I think, like, I never knew.
I was thinking the comedy game.
Everybody fuck with each other before.
Before I started popping because I didn't seem fucking.
My idea of comedy was, like, my real, like, obviously, I love stand-up.
I want to, I mean, see, you ain't never going perfected, but one day I want to be really good at it.
No, you'll be able to perfect it.
I think, but you said you've been doing it for eight years and you're still policy and learning.
Hell yeah.
I've been doing this shit for seven months.
You got what I'm saying?
But the first thing he did when he sat down next to me
was like, hey, bro, you ever done a black count?
I'm like, no, he's like, you aren't doing?
Motherfucker, how hard is that?
For real, like, how hard is that?
But you got to think, though, I'm like that
because it ain't no comedy club where I came up at.
So it wasn't, the comedy club I was talking about Tommy T's.
They didn't ban me when I was six months in.
So I came up with-
Because I'm thinking I'm a rapper.
I'm around the rap niggins.
So I'm thinking I can move.
So I'll tell you, but I know what you're talking about when you come with the street shit and saying what you want to say,
but you got to get to a certain point to come like that.
So because most of the comedy business is real white.
It's not, it's not street.
It's real.
That is some family things.
So what I was trying to tell him, I was like, I'm 20, he was like, you're 21.
I'm like, bro, every comedy saw I've been to his married couples in there.
I can't, I can't relate to the marriage.
I've never been married.
I don't have kids.
I can't talk about, man, fuck my little daughter that's sitting on my pillow today.
And then he was like
But him, he's not even not much
He's told to him, he's older than me by six years
He gave me advice already
And with the comedy game, the O'Gs,
them motherfuckers
For what they should have done
What I think they should have done
Was break the cycle
Yeah, but they didn't come from
I'm telling you
I come from that
Yeah, yeah, because they didn't get that
They didn't come from that
Them niggas were slaves
It's kind of like a rap game
It's kind of like the rap game
I've heard Snoop say
Man, man I wish I could have fuck with
Woo Woo Woo from here
From here.
80 and 80 fucking with everybody.
AD, obviously, whoever he don't fuck with, he don't fuck him.
Yeah.
But what I'm saying is, is the comedy game is so much alike.
And I've only been in for seven months.
You know so much more than me.
And you're a great to everything.
Imagine what I don't know.
You get what I'm saying?
So it's such a big platform, but it's very cut through.
You think podcasting is like that right now?
It is.
They beat.
What?
I mean?
For sure.
You did what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
A pop.
Are we segregated?
Podcast.
Podcast.
Podcast.
And podcast is the same way.
too. There's wars, bro. People like,
even if you look at the comments, because I look
at all the comments, bro, even people saying, hey, I'll stop
subscribing to that to watch y'all.
Or I stop doing that. Or you guys are the new this and you guys
knew that. And when I first came to this motherfucker,
I wasn't really thinking about it like that.
Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, this shit popped up
and niggas is like, oh, you're entertaining. You're funny.
Let's do this shit. But once I really dive in
and I started studying and I'm looking at other people's
podcast and shit like that, I hear
Your niggas slight another motherfuckers, bro.
They'll say little shit like, oh, we don't do this.
Ba, blah, blah, blah.
You know what I'm saying?
So it is the same type of industry.
You know what's great?
I think it's like that with the merch.
Like you're like like shit.
Oh, clothes and for sure.
Yeah, I feel like I'm like girls.
Because there's a girl.
Girls are just like natural born like enemies.
Like they just hate each other.
Like what's so crazy reason.
Like bitch you, I had that hair first.
And it's a lot of bitch ass niggas too that do that same shit the girls do.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I had that motherfucking bracelet before you, bitch.
Oh, mammas.
Like, nigga, what you talking about?
They made this shit in 1800.
I think that's just human nature, bro.
No, for sure.
Me too.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it don't matter what industry it is.
And, you know, even like, bro, I give you an example.
Like, my uncle used to work for this company.
It's called SpaceX, right?
It was called McDonald-Douglas before.
And, you know, this is why I tell young people all the time.
Be an entrepreneur, try to find something that you love doing
because working for these companies and shit like that.
They don't give a fuck about you and shit.
So, you know, my uncle works for this company, I think, for like 25 years.
Fuck.
Yeah.
And then, you know, one day, they're just like, all right, you guys are older now.
Let's get somebody who just graduated from college and take your same position.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's the way to fucking world working shit.
So it's better to just do things with passion that you like to do and make money from doing that shit.
Exactly.
Versus joining somebody else's corporation where one little thing happening, they don't got your back.
and bro's fucked up.
Before y'all,
niggas
start doing this shit,
what podcast was you watching?
I personally was watching
Gillian Wallow shit.
Before you start doing this.
Before I start doing this.
Do you feel like Vlad is a podcast?
Vlad is a podcast.
That's an interview.
That's an interview.
Like,
it's kind of like...
So when you by yourself,
that's like not a podcast.
You got to have multiple people?
Like, like, was like,
before this, like,
I mean, still to this day,
because I like watching a bunch of shit.
I like watching,
um,
the smoke one with the fucking
fucking Matt Barnes and
because I'm a huge sport fan
but they get into like the rap
they get into like
They're getting into like
Yeah but I love their podcast because I'm a huge
Honestly think it's kind of what you like
But I think when you start podcasting yourself
You start learning shit and you go like
Even the little things like other lighting sucks
on that one
Yeah yeah
Or like ooh like right now bro I love the fucking
Mike Tyson one
Yeah
Tyson shit got done
And then fucking, I met their camera man, like the guy that shoot their shit, shoot a shit.
And bro, they put up to have another podcast called a Bronbach when Letty and Vic.
And they put up and adjusted things and it looks so much more better.
Yeah.
And they just, they did it into game, but it was like, shit.
Like, it's like the little things.
But I think just podcasting overall is there's different between interviewing and podcasting.
And shout out the fresh and fit too.
Because, you know, when I did their shit, I went to Miami.
That shit is different for sure.
I went to Miami and I'm just looking at the equipment.
I'm looking at the end.
That's why I told them.
As soon as I came back,
I said,
I want a sound board because I've seen how much better it made the dynamic and shit.
You know what I mean?
What was the songboard?
What did it do?
So we got it now.
They ordered it for us.
We're going,
hopefully we'll have it next week or something.
But it's here.
Oh,
to make different sound effects and shit while we're doing.
So basically like a like, you know,
fresh and fit.
If you ain't seen that shit,
check out their YouTube.
They take like seven girls and they ask him
relationship advice.
and you know what I'm saying
they break down
how the man feels and shit like
that too they rate Instagram and do that
but like let's say a girl be capping or something
like that they'll be like she's for the streets
they'll have the soundboard and then
two when they say somebody is capping they'll take out their caps
and put it on so I was looking
at more into the production quality of like
what can we do to give the viewers
you know what I'm saying
more ways to entertain and more ways
to interact and shit too and I feel like
going forward
um we should think of like
little segments
that we can put in between.
You know what I'm saying?
To where the fans know when they tune in to at the end of the day,
they know like, you know how Big Boy had a phone tap.
They'd be like, okay, the phone tab is going to happen this time.
This is going to happen this time.
This is going to happen.
Shoe cam.
Yeah.
Hs cam.
Something.
Oh, mama.
But I don't want it to be forced.
So that's why I said, just like how we started joking and shit like that, okay,
that wasn't in the plans.
Just how we started reading everybody, uh,
writing this stuff. That wasn't playing. I want the shit to come natural and I want the viewers to grow with us as we do this shit.
I'm all about the viewers. I'm going to fuck with them.
When you first started, I know you always talk about like, no shit to Yazi, by the way, but you don't have a real connection.
Like, do you feel like...
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I, yeah, I had a real connection with Yazzie. That's my still my friend.
No, no, I was going to say like, but you feel like you're more comfortable with me and Tirel?
Like, not in a bad way, but I'm thinking about like podcasting.
This is the thing, bro.
Yeah, as he came from a different walk of life than what I did.
Oh, okay.
All three of us are niggas from L.A.
We grew up similar.
We have similar views.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's easier to connect with people that you have, you know, that type of background
witness.
Even though he's from the Bay, he kind of grew up similar too.
California.
Yeah, but I got a podcast with me and Teddy Ray called the Kelly Kickback.
And it's based off of my experience in the Bay.
and his experience in LA,
and we got so much in common,
it's just like,
it's, that's what that shit about.
It's chemistry, too, you know what I'm saying?
Then, too, it's about, you feel me,
where you want to go with the show.
So I feel like when we first started,
we didn't know what the show was.
You get what I'm saying?
Oh, okay.
We didn't know where, like,
if you was to write,
what was at the end of the day,
it didn't have no theme.
Because it was like, wait, wait,
are they bringing rappers on here?
Is this going to be this?
I would say jokes.
I would have little ticks,
and they'd be like, okay, is it going to be like the Tuesday show?
And I feel like once you guys came along,
we made this shit like, okay, this is entertainment
for motherfuckers on Wednesday.
We really don't talk about rap shit like the Tuesday show.
We really don't do nothing.
We do shit differently than I think everybody,
anybody in podcast does.
And that's what makes you stand out.
The thing about the podcast, you got to fuck with people
that you disagree with, but you agree with.
Because if you do a podcast with a nigger,
you agree with everything they say,
it's a boring-ass shit
because the conversation ain't going to flow.
It ain't going to be no
It ain't no back and forth
Like your stupid ass saying
We stole everything
That's what I'm saying
That's great
That's great content
You know what I'm talking
Off the subject
I don't agree with
That old girl that Adam
just interviewed
That's just
That bitch is crazy
That bitch is crazy
For sure
The blue bitch
Yeah she was ignorant
I wish I was on that
Motherfucking episode
What did she say?
What did she say?
I had to turn that shit off
I turned the dog too
What's she said
She'd be saying
Some wild shit
She basically just want a nigga to pay for everything and take care of her like,
that bitch said, nigga, if you bought me a man to put me in a condo and you broke up with me,
bitch, you still better pay for it.
Yeah, because you would introduce me to the lifestyle.
Man, my sister fuck you up, bitch, you don't give me them keys back.
Tell me how a bay nigga would react to that.
A bay nigga would have been.
A bay nigga wouldn't have bought in the first place, though.
You see what I'm saying?
You see what I'm saying?
We would have had her and we ain't, we ain't going to tell that game.
You all I'm saying?
You would have had it on the blade.
Yeah, y'all told you.
That bitch would have been sick.
Yeah, I'm talking about.
Yeah.
You would have had it on the blaze.
Just say that.
Yeah.
I would have had it on the blade.
Say that.
You know, you know, you know.
You know, you call that figure roll.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
If you get enough money, if you get enough money, motherfucker,
you probably a trick on a bitch like that, A.D.
What's your talking about?
By the shit?
By a bitch of bins.
I ain't buying no bitch of condo.
And then upkeep her life.
You don't want to fuck with her no mo.
No, my thing, all right, look, all right, look.
You got your wife.
You're going to pay.
You bought a wedding ring.
How much you pay?
Bitch, let's talk about it.
Oh, shit.
Would you marry?
You're going to get married?
He loved her, though.
He loves her.
Yeah, that's different.
Yeah, that's different.
That's different.
That's cool.
That's mandatory.
Don't beat me up for engagement.
Go, go.
Congratulations, nigga.
Don't beat me up for engagement.
That's why you can do Patreon.
No.
Since I can.
I can.
I'm just, don't go.
tell you nobody.
Heather?
Man, fuck, A.D.
Telling you ain't a player no more.
You're just a coach.
You know, I'm talking about.
I'm telling these,
you. Write that down.
Write that down.
Right that down.
Right that down.
Okay.
Fuck A.D.
man, you go buy Heather a house.
She deserved it.
You asshole.
Hey, if the woman deserves it
and that's somebody that you want
to start your future with,
then it ain't no amount
that's not worth it.
But if you were a bird and you just
fucking on him, no, nah,
nah, no.
Kevin Samuels needs to
sit down with her and I just
need to see that debate I need to be here
I need to be here
Josh can we be here with Kevin Tanyao come
I'm here
Wait wait I ain't gonna be six people
Nick I'm fucking with Kevin Say you
I'm everybody
Unless everybody wears suits
Because Adam fucked it up the last time
I'm coming with a suit
But do you y'all feel like
But do y'all feel like Kevin Sallings
be right you know what I'm saying because the bitches be feeling like they deserve
Do you think I wore a suit for no reason?
I need a nigga that's making a million dollars
and then you you're looking crazy
but man listen this is a thing Kevin Sammons does
keep it about keep it wait wait wait hold on
this is the thing Kevin Sammons does
and I tell people all the time
he breaks down the statistics of the shit
you feel me so and you can ask
every woman that I ask at the club
what do you look for in a man
they always say they want somebody
that makes the lowest that I've heard
is 80,000 a year right
so and then there's
three times more women than there is men.
I'm a comedian. I don't make them.
No, but you do what I'm saying?
No. There's three times more women than there are men, right?
Only 10% of the United States population of men make over six figures a year.
And that's including gay.
That's including race, all type of stuff.
So there's three times the women with a small margin that are going for the same type of guys.
So what Kevin tells them is, listen, you better be up to part.
to be up the part to fight when it come down to all these women going for the same type of
but you know what if like a bitch is always competing so they feel like up to par then they see a
bitch like i'll look better than that bitch are she don't she ain't up to par so i know i can get a
nigga like that so that's i think that's where they get too but if you if you were four with two
kids you ain't got shit going on for yourself you can't expect to date lebron you get what i'm
saying that's what he basically tells them
and shit like that. Not to say that it's impossible
but it's not logical. Damn they're impossible.
No, but, but. And then too, he says,
why do? And it's a truth because the thing is,
bro, you
have to, what do you bring it to
the table for somebody that makes over six
figures a year? Niggers work,
they hold lives to get to a point to where
they can do that. And the average medium
salary for a man, it's like
$40,000 a year. So you basically
shitting on all the hardworking men
that work regular jobs like here.
and you're going for somebody that works six feet.
So it goes both ways.
It's fucked up.
It's fucked up.
Fuck the electrician.
Fuck, yeah.
Fuck all of that.
You know what's crazy.
Fuck the upcoming and all that.
You got to be on.
They got to be on.
Right on.
And what's crazy.
You think that's the average girl or you think like that's the,
for the average bitch of the club?
No.
No, that's that.
That's the average girl.
Bro, because listen.
You think a bitch in the ghetto.
I don't think a bitch in the ghetto.
No.
They on Instagram.
They on Instagram.
Look at Ari and said,
oh, she's shaking her ass.
making it rain and woo oh i could do that i think this is different worlds it's
instagram than real life because when we go out real life bishops really don't
who ain't on instagram i don't know who ain't on instagram a lot of
motherfuckish is not all women think like that but yeah i'm not but you got you have to you have to
and bro i didn't dealt with women and i'm like okay who you i'm looking at who they follow who
they look up to what type of tv shows they watch you got to think about it they watch shows like
basketball wives they watch shit like real housewives of alana they watch and love and hill
Keeping up with the Kardashians.
What they're looking at is basically saying, hey, if I get surgery, if I do this, if I do that, then the type of guy that I want is going to want me.
Talk to him.
You get what I'm saying?
Talk to him.
So when you break down everything, right, you don't want a bunch of that, but most of the Western women now, that's how they think.
And let's be real.
No woman wants to struggle.
No woman wants to pay significant bills.
No woman wants to be pregnant and have to continue.
tribute certain shit. They don't want to do that shit.
And how you're going to have that certain man without being
submissive? But bro,
that's the whole point of what Kevin Samuels
tries to say. They acting like niggas, but
they don't want to be treated like wives.
It's not been to work. And then
a lot of these niggas is acting like
bitches and they don't want to be treated like a man.
So it's just, I feel like
I'm not stumbed down on the women
as much. It's like,
women, they're on some bullshit right now. These bidses is lost.
But these niggas is different too.
And I'm going to tell you, look.
So it's just.
I had a conversation with a woman, right?
And she told me, she said,
she was raised to be courted.
She was raised to, you know what I'm saying?
Be treated with respect.
And I, I 100% respect that.
And I told her, I let her know.
I said, hey, check it out.
But every time that I see you, I see you in the clubs.
Every time that I see you,
you with a group of other guys and stuff like that.
You know what I'm saying?
And her response was, well, back in the old days,
people were, you know what I'm saying,
lining up and trying to marry this person.
And I told her, I said, what those women were virgins.
You know what I'm saying?
And it's different times.
Like, you can't expect to be courted.
You can't expect to be treated with respect if every time a guy sees you, you're at everybody's table.
And she, you know, and she said, well, I'm not fucking them.
It's not about fucking them.
It's the perception.
How is somebody, how can somebody treat you?
And how could you want a nigga to treat you with respect and want to court you,
especially when somebody that's in the industry, when we can see women all day doing the same type of shit?
We want the opposite.
We want somebody that we think, wow, she's working hard.
She deserves it.
Those are the type of woman who deserve to be courted
and who deserve to wear.
And if they want some surgery and anything else like that,
go get a form.
80, 80 hurt right?
No, 80 says some real shit.
Hey, somebody knows what are they going on?
One of these bitches are right, D.
No, no, no.
You want to know what's crazy that people would think like me, like exactly.
No, no, before you start,
due to the Hispanic community,
Did the girls do the women think that same way?
That's a good question.
Man, I ain't going to put color.
Women's going to be women regardless.
Because I've been, no, no.
I'm in a situation where, like, I remember, like, man,
I was always at the fact you were pretty bitches,
but doesn't mean every pretty bitch wanted me in high school, right?
Man, I didn't see a couple bitches in high school.
I was, because now they see me out of the club with AD.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you catching flights now.
Oh, you were on blasting music video.
Oh, do no, you do this and this.
I'm living life.
And it's just, it's the little things because I'm making money.
I'm building my way to where one day I want to be comfortable and like,
but when I, shit, when I go to like old school, like, like, like, I mean, not old school,
but like high school parties and I'm chilling with like the homies and we all went high school together
and I were chilling out one of the hummies or hungers kickback.
Oh, do you work?
And I'm like, well, I get paid to do this and this and this.
Yeah.
And it's like, so you don't work?
I'm like, yeah, it's work.
I'm like, but I, I, I, like, yeah.
I love to.
I'm in love with what I do.
I'm like, it's there for you.
I'm not knocking, like I said, I'm not knocking nobody else.
Because, like, the girl I was just with,
works with kids and was awesome and fucking turn.
And she fucking made me smile, cool as fuck.
But just, I didn't feel like I deserved her
because I'm out here bullshit.
And she doesn't, she didn't deserve me being a fucking piece of shit.
That's respect.
I respect that.
I'm not one of them fools.
I, like, I give it to some foods.
Fuchs could be cheated on a bitch every day.
And she's from the stay.
Not her.
She's telling me, she that you do that shit, I'm out of here.
And she's showing you the real value.
And that's who deserves.
That's who deserves.
To be recorded in your time.
And you know, you know who loved her, my mom.
Exactly.
My mom ain't loved all these little bitches.
Exactly.
My mom was like, nigg, why are you playing around?
Just go get her.
Yeah, no, I know.
But he's 21.
It's different.
But I'm respecting the fact that I'm trying to enjoy my life.
Yeah, exactly.
When I'm in dieted, I don't want to be like.
Get all that.
that shit out of your sister.
You get out your sister.
But what I'm saying is, it's even the little
things, because shit, even like
when I go to parties and I'm the only one,
even like this little change in my home home on the
is different when
a girl just goes like,
when she wants, when, and then if we could
tell off the back, she wants to have a conversation
about what I do all the whole time.
Like, what do you do? And she'll be like,
oh, I work at Starbucks, but
oh, I wasn't meeting this. How was it meeting
that? How can you don't follow me back?
And I'm like, we were in a high school together,
You didn't care about that before.
But it's the little thing.
It don't matter because it don't matter.
But you guys are at a stage where 80, like, man, I'm trying to get married.
I don't know if you're trying to get married.
I'm giving next to the same.
What the fuck?
I got to be at that stage.
But what I'm saying.
Addy outside.
I'm outside for anybody.
I'm in.
Yeah.
Let's turn the table.
How you think bitches is supposed to perceive you when they be like, man, you ain't shit.
Because I see you at the club all the time, bitch.
Give me some dick.
But let me tell you.
That's a good point.
You know what I'm saying?
One of the bitch is disrespecting you like that.
The difference is this.
I work hard.
I got major hustles.
Women work hard though.
What's minute?
I pay all my own bills.
I have a fucking name.
It's a lot of shit.
So that means you can treat a bitch like shit?
That don't mean treat a bitch like shit.
Or you can act like shit and be a piece of shit.
No.
But let me tell you something.
Me going to the clubs,
the majority of the time when I go certain places,
it's for business.
You get what I'm saying?
Networking is part of this business.
shit like that. Do no, I took Duno out.
He's a rapper. So this is true.
Rapper, actor, podcaster. I own
a studio. We got a party, but I
got all type of shit. I got on this
podcast because I've seen this nigga out.
And I'm like, what's up my nigga? And he
like, come through the shit. Arrfish up.
You want to know what's crazy?
Bissies at the club
doing what? Trying to
court A.D.
You know what you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy
that. Sowing face takes you a long
way.
So in face. I'm backing up your
theory of working on.
Bro, so in face takes you a long
motherfucker.
Most of my industry homeboys I met outside.
But some people think showing face
That's what I noticed.
Showing face will fuck you up a little bit.
It can.
It can if you do it the wrong way.
If you're out every time and you're doing
dumbass shit and you're not looking,
that's like right now, bro.
I'm not going to go to the club
if I ain't got a section
and I ain't got no bottles and shit like that
because then it's going to taint the perception.
You get what I'm saying?
Every time that a nigga move,
you're supposed to move a,
way that's going to help you better with business.
You get what I'm saying?
That's why when I bought Duno to the highlight room,
I wanted motherfuckers who's not used to seeing Duno at Delilah's in the highlight
rooms.
Look at him and say,
you must be getting money.
He got this going on.
They're going to look at him in a different light.
They're going to pay him way more.
And that's what I learned from L.A.
You know what I'm talking about?
You got to be outside to serve these little rooms and shit.
You don't know what I'm talking about?
You want to know what's crazy that that shit takes you a long way for real because, look,
I'd still be like on Saturday.
And then I'm just want to be like, oh yeah, let's go clubbing.
And then I'll be going.
And then my manager be hitting me like, you got a section?
And I'll be like, I just want to go dance with a bunch of bitch in the armies.
You can't do that no more.
And I'm like, and I'm like, dance, I can't even enjoy like some reggaeton and shit.
And he was like, he's like, but I'm not knocking people that don't have sex.
It's cool.
I'm the nigga that don't slide because I know everybody.
So I'll be sliding in just dabbing everybody.
And then he's an artist, too.
He's a rapper.
They got to do it.
As a committee, you don't have to have.
the perception is,
I'm big bottle, 30 bottle up.
Niggas just one.
Niggins see me out and they're like,
ha, look at this, nigga.
But see, that's not even,
that's not even the case either
because you got niggas like,
B and B the Pac-Man, shout out to him
who's like, hey, I'm a male man.
Like, if I seen B, B, the Pac-Man at a club
and he was just standing regular around,
not having no bottles,
it's not going to taint his image
because the lane that he's paid for himself,
that's what goes with that shit.
You get what I'm saying?
Me personally, I was introduced
to,
fly shit. I like doing
fly shit and that's how I like
to be perceived. When people look at my
stories, that's what I want to show you.
But you don't think being at the club
a lot of taint, you know what I'm saying?
Tain at your business, you know what I'm saying? They'll be like,
man, that nigger going to be at the club tomorrow so we're going to pay him
X amount of dollars. Yeah, for sure.
You know what I'm saying? So we ain't going to pay him that much.
When you overdo it, but when you do it the right way,
then you have leverage. You get what I'm
saying? So we go to the clubs.
Your leverage is
bringing niggas with you and you might get some
extra if you book a day no basically this delverage if okay let's say this week i go to this club
right and i bring some homies and i got some baller homies with me and we spend in this shit like
that right okay cool the promoters is looking at that shit like okay they're making this shit a movie
they're making this shit a movie let's say we come back another week they'll make this shit
a movie guess what when they ask hey can you host next week and they ain't talking about
the right payment we'll take that shit to another crap and we'll let motherfuckers know
that's coming, hey, this is the only place you should be today.
They don't want that to happen.
They want to keep you comfortable.
They want to keep you coming because guess what?
You're bringing money.
You're bringing people.
And all the girls, they want to hang around the vibe.
So if the vibe is somewhere else, they're going to go where the vibe is going to be at.
That's game.
Yeah.
That's the world I'm not in.
Well, the comedian shit is sick.
And you ain't.
You got to be powerful.
And it's not about how much money you've got.
Because, bro, I can.
go to a place my nigga with fucking
$4 in my pocket, but I'm
going to make it look like it's $40,000
just offer the rapport that a nigga
and you know what I'm saying? You gotta make the report for yourself.
That's all I do. And then
my first experience moving around like
I went to the club like I
go all the time with Marshawn Lynch
and he like one of the most successful people I
deal with and he don't
get no sexes. So he just be sliding through
who-whoop and I say that's a different
way. You see what I'm saying? So I learned
I learned different ways to how to go to. I
I go to club with my nigga Simba all the time
He's gonna stay section up
You know what I'm saying
But then I go with Mar-Shine
He ain't gonna get no section
We're moving damn near the same
So it matters about who you are
What is them you got
And what connections you got
Because I'm sliding in
Niggas on they're gonna find out
Don't get sections from this podcast
But Nick you see me out
AD's
And nobody know
When you are, do you want to hang
With different people and bigger people
Because you should bring them around
AD that's one nice
You know what it's crazy
That I think just
When me, where me and AD went was when I seen, I've seen famous people, but that was the first
time I seen like, famous fame.
Like Chris Brown.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I seen, excuse me, miss, you feel me?
Like, ah.
Did you fuck you up?
Um, no, I would not.
Fawthing, like, weird, nothing, but I was just kind of like.
Like, yeah, and this where everybody be at.
Well, you know, like, you know, like, you, people know the highlight room.
People know, like, people know, like, people know.
But I see so many people trying to get in, and they seen this little.
Mexican, but, and everybody was talking to me like, bro, we fuck with some shit.
They probably thought I was right there fucking working or something.
But I was, they're like, oh, yeah.
And then we walked in and shit.
It was all love.
But sometimes, yeah, sometimes I just want to do regular shit.
And I love regular shit, bro.
I like bowling?
I like intimate shit, bro.
Bro, you see my story?
I was just out of waterpark in Tijuana.
A lot of rappers ain't going to do that.
Yeah.
A lot of people ain't going to do that ever because motherfuckers...
You're going to fucking Mexico.
Ha!
That shit is dangerous.
But I went out there, like, shit.
If I went on a road trip, in the fucking in the minivan.
Yeah.
Like, I'm still normal, motherfucker.
But just when I want to enjoy life different, I'm going to enjoy life different.
And you ain't got to go to the club and have a table, bro.
Like, I can go to the club, my nigga.
I can go straight to the bar, my nigga and drink my liquor and start talking to females.
And you feel me?
And you got to think about I don't drink.
So I'm in that motherfucker.
I don't smoke.
I don't smoke or drink.
I walk in a club.
You a dittler?
I'm getting my pineapple juice
And I'm walking around
I don't like niggas that don't smoke and drink
I understand
I get it
But you know what I'm saying
I'm gonna
I gotta stand my peas and cues and cues
You know what I'm talking about
Because at the end of day
It's like I'm not no real club
I don't like to do the club shit
Like on AD tip
Like I go on some business shit
You know what I'm saying
So I'm gonna go every blue moon
And I'm gonna do my shit
And then it's like
On some club shit
I come from the function era
So I'm not comfortable around hell of people with music playing hell loud.
I'm on my P's and Q's type shit.
But you say you're from North Oakland.
Ain't Mazzie from Oakland?
No, he's from Sacramento.
Shout out of my Sackens.
I was about to say you said the Bay and shit don't game man, but he's the big blood.
That's from his Sacramento.
That's the Sack is different.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Y'all be knowing who y'all be comping from.
That's my nigger.
He got a lot to do with the whole Northern California movement.
He didn't brought a lot of light to Northern California.
And Sack is just, Sack is a part of Northern California.
They got a big part of a lot of Bay Area
and says my first sold-out show
outside of the Bay Area, of course, is in Sacramento.
So Sacramento, they do their shit.
Shout out to Sacramento for show.
Hey, at this time, let's get into the motherfucking questions, man.
You right now are doing this.
Yeah, this is a good combo.
I'll fuck with it today.
Some real game.
Josh, let's see.
What the chat talking about?
Let's see if I want to ask us some shit, you know what I'm saying?
Let me take this motherfucker.
Man, fuck that, Chad.
I'm a stupid ass kept that shit on the whole time.
Damn, I feel good now taking that shit off.
AC blowing.
Crazy.
This nigga he needs laser eye surgery.
Let's get my boy right here some Lacey eye surgery.
Man, I'm hella blind.
You see me?
Damn, oh, you for sure can't see that.
I can't see that.
Please zoom in on this nigga face.
Oh, wait, wait.
Oh, these are donations right here?
From the super chat.
All right, it says, I don't know how that shit works.
Shout to Kevin Sane.
It was MTR, Fresh and Fit.
I got to check out MTR.
I'm not familiar.
Shout to Taco.
flaco he sent a hundred dollars damn he did did he dress of the last time
taco he sent a hundred pesos no he sent a hundred dollars niggins that's a hundred
dollars niggins that i made in front of me you fuck that somebody was on there
they was like no he sent a hundred pesos that's ten dollars man of my homie's
told me that what game what gangs do the w oh no we ain't gonna say all that we ain't
gonna talk about gang shit ys all you know from beltown goons cruel okay we don't
going to read that one.
Go down.
AD, what's your name
of your record label?
Would you sign a non-violent
lyrical rapper?
Why do you think street rappers
typically don't promo square rappers?
Ain't done wrong with being square, bro.
I wish if I can go back,
I'd be a fucking square, bro.
You get way farther.
You put yourself in a box
and you put yourself in a big box
and for sure you can deal.
Hell yeah, sign a square rapper.
That's good.
Square means we can go to the real bank.
Why do you think, like,
the South and New York and all that shit,
move further than LA
They got more markets than for us
What's where they shows you got to think about it
They do yeah they probably
The west coast we got the Bay
Arizona
You can't really say Las Vegas
Seattle yeah Seattle and that's really it
That's it yeah New Mexico
That's probably furthest you're going
It's further as you're going
See LA maybe you get New Mexico
Bay nigs get Kansas City
Yeah y'all get Kansas City
Yeah
It says showing support respect shout to Michael
Can we get Mexicans for
Yoshinoa
Do no?
I don't even like yoshina.
I'll take Waba girl for your shinole.
Wabba girls fire.
Wabwe girl guys.
Hey, what's the best restaurant you like, though?
Like Mexican restaurant?
Yeah.
Yeah, but I'm gonna go to Micaadoadoado.
That shit said, I got a little to do those.
That ain't in the bay, either, nigga.
Where the fuck is that shit at, dog?
I like Casa Vega, you feel me in the valley, dude?
Crosavaga, crazy.
Look all guys, this shit look.
Man, that shit don't look gabs, nigg.
Yeah, about probably.
Screw down, Josh.
I see that.
That's what I got.
Aaron, Moses, the one shot to the game.
Thank you, do know, for the advice on Latinos.
I'm moving from Chicago to L.A. in December.
L.A. looked like a good-ass video game.
What?
Muff-y-fucking.
I'm going to try to steal food's cars and shit, motherfucker.
Yeah, the new niggas in the bay is still in the cars right now, too.
That's heavy.
Oh, yeah, that bipping crazy.
So you know right now, donate $5.
You can ask us anything before the show was over.
Let's get this shit.
Switch on.
Don't.
Hey, could I copy this?
This is new right here.
Yeah, we're forgetting.
Okay, I'm gonna copy you.
Do no.
I'm from the Bay and fucks with you.
Hope your tongue doing better.
My God, I appreciate it.
That nigga is.
He's eating like a motherfucker.
What's the next one?
Look at my nigga.
I was going to get a section that's raised for the Wobb show.
You should.
Nick, that's pracking.
That nigga can't see.
I'm hellable.
I'm fake reading that motherfucker, though.
I got the Laceycar surgery.
That's why I said that.
You got it?
I was real.
We should do it.
Oh, God.
It's way better with you like that?
Man, I paid a thousand eye.
And it was bad.
That's not bad at all.
Yeah.
I see 2020 when I walked out that mother mother.
For real.
They told me to go to sleep,
nigger for four hours.
I followed the instructions.
I woke up,
nigga, I looked at my TV,
and I was like, God damn.
So that's what bait niggas.
See, that's what bait niggas from the country
from L.A.
Niggins getting eye surgery and shit like that.
And your teeth.
Oh.
That's what you.
Yeah.
Not that your teeth fucked up, though.
People weren't seen this, but
fuck, every time we got a point, he went like this.
But every time we made a point,
during the conversation, he went like,
yeah.
Hey, so your eyesight was fucked up before that, T.
Real?
Yeah, I couldn't see shit.
I was on the freeway.
I get all the way up on the side.
I'm like, fuck, I got to exit.
That shit was crazy.
Can you click on them?
Let's see, Josh.
Okay, we see that.
We see that one.
Okay.
that we've seen now what was this
homework for do no
gotta watch the original kings
of comedy oh for sure
put you on some old geez
of comedy awesome
you ain't never watched the original kings
of comedy dog
no I haven't
you need to watch that shit
yeah yeah
fucking
who was the funny
who was the funny
who was the
that's when I realized
Bernie Mac was the biggest
for sure
funny as a motherfucker
I watched his shit alone
I thought
Cedric the entertainment
was real fucking funny
on that shit
um let's see
click on him
Josh
which one is this
Terrell what happened to your hand
my boy you obviously don't watch this shit
AD when you hopping on Detroit B
with Vezzo also the Bay is full of Max
and Hussein I got a song or no jumper
platform with Vezo
It's called uh what's it called
It's called what's a call
Yeah just look at you
Fitchin Ves S out of shit
Shout out my Detroit niggas man
They're one of the realist niggas
niggas out of here man you know what I'm saying
Andy translate the Spanish part
In your up to score verse that was far
Appreciate you bro
You guys check out Big Sadd
His album is dropping
This actually tomorrow
Tomorrow night at 9
Me him and Draco got another one on there
So if you like up the score
You're gonna like the other one that's on his album
Produced by my guy Cypress Morano
Yes
Well I started
You know one of the reasons I start rapping to
That studio shit was fucking expensive
Studio shit is expensive
But that's why I bought my own studio
Yeah so I'm gonna use your shit for free
That's why I said that
Mama
I'm gonna go at 9 in the morning
And you guys need
to get on a fresh fit podcast put you on some I went to fresh and free podcast look
them episode you niggas ain't watching this shit here's somebody to keep it up on
no jumper I just wanted to I don't have any questions thank you Michael
Crotty I think our crotie appreciate you 80 shout out new bed from
Massachusetts shout out to new bed from Massachusetts Caitlin
Puyah I'm I'm I don't know for your career
yeah what's happening though any any more questions let me know we keep this shit
Tell her homie to tell a joke for 499
He giving out discounts right now today
That's it man the first five minutes he got you on the joke
Anything else we don't give it we don't give it a couple more minutes anybody else want to donate
We really appreciate that shit
Donate get your song played
Mexico game getting let are they losing the water model of them
motherfucker better not
Hold on is a Lakers winning right now tell us in the chat
I mean that's a lake is a real L.A me
yeah I really love the Lakers god damn
Is the sons winning?
Yes or no?
Yeah.
Oh, basically,
it started.
Oh, yeah, we're from the wood while I'm all of the ass.
Click on on what did she say?
Oh, what's a good game, y'all?
It's 80, 76 right now.
Who winning?
The sun's up by four.
Let's go sons!
He doesn't TJ.
80 and not ready for the other than you tell.
What's the quarter?
What's the end of third?
So it's like 30 seconds and the third.
Go to next one.
Okay, okay.
You know, AD, that curly hair, Sullivan girl,
top me up on the playground back in the day.
Who is that?
Am I gonna be invited to the next Patreon?
We'll see.
That nigga tried to see them.
Let's not forget, Duno's section song.
Oh my God.
That's all right for the section.
We're alive real quick.
Let's get the verse.
No, you give me a verse.
And I'll give you a verse.
I mean, goddamn.
They didn't say my song.
They said your song.
I'm trying to share some life on the homies.
Sound of the homies, too.
Man, we killed that Rosecrans live live.
I see the shit.
That shit looked dope.
I see the shit.
That shit looked dope.
anybody any more questions we're gonna give y'all three more minutes for a d do you have a label a label yeah um i got one that we started two cc baby the label okay fire yeah
yeah did you get inside anybody for sure who you got in mind right now i don't know shout out empire that started
in the bay too you know i'm on empire empire empire empire got half of the industry independent man we've been
independent the whole time up in the soil you man that's what i'm saying man shouts a nima and god
God damn it me
man I just did their content shit for a BT weekend
oh that's dope yeah I did this shit
I met one of their biggest Nigerian artists
oh yeah they're gonna fire boy
biggest in like I think he's like the biggest
Nigeri I think to be honest
I think he's the biggest an empire
man crazy click on the next ones
Josh let's do this shit
the Bay is like
AD I'm still bumping up grateful today
I just want to thank you for the slap
oh mama's hey facts
thanks all you're all y'all watching
Space Jam too this week
again AD we need to move reviews right I'm gonna bring the movie reviews back but I'm bringing
it on a different platform I'm gonna let you guys know we ain't ending that shit man 80 shot
the hammies in Utah shout to the hammies in Utah man 100 for a question tell us the worst
and best dating experience I can tell you the worst in a in a nutshell I fucking couldn't
pay for BJ's and I didn't get no BJ after that either damn yeah that's crazy oh it's
BJ's food.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
I don't fuck with it.
But the bill was like 60 bucks.
I didn't have it then.
Tortillas soup is guys.
Chili's or BJs?
BJs for sure.
Chili's.
BJs is light years away.
I'm fucking with,
but Chili.
BJs is an upgrade from chilies, bro.
Chili's is like Denny's, bro.
I'm going to Cheesecake Factory.
Cheesecake Factory and BJs is in the same
like tax.
That's why I'm going to Cheesecake Factory.
That's what I'm saying.
BJs are in the same.
Yeah.
The price range it is.
I'm going to Cheesecake Factory.
That's what I'm saying.
They got good drinks there too.
First off, that spinach dip at cheesecake
factory is like...
God's want to answer that question.
80, what you think of Loki?
Spinage dip.
Loki is Spontycake Factory.
Fire.
Don't talk about it, bro.
Loki is fucking fire.
I was up at two in the morning
watching the season finale today.
Yeah.
What?
Ugh.
Tell Gene of views that you want to do that?
I think you should DM her and tell it that.
He paid $499 and say that shit.
Shit.
What a fucking loser
I'm just kidding
Don't dis the hammies
He's trying to eat that
Gina you know what I'm saying
What a model for to lose
Anything else
We're gonna give it one more minute
Two more minutes
We'll leave it like that
False
Childa Duno gaining the weight he lost
That's
That's funny
That's funny
That's funny
Oh Lox versus Dipson
I think Dipson will get
Oh yeah for show for show.
underscore K-I-N-G-T-R-E-L-N-N-A-L, nigga.
It's in a description.
I like that Loki is like, well, I don't want to spoil it.
Milk trying to catch the favor of Housephone.
What's up?
Housephone said he would already fight him.
Damn, he's really trying to catch the fate.
Yeah, he made a video.
He said he wanted to fight Adam and Housephone.
Housephone did.
That nigga going to beat the shit out of Adam.
I don't know.
House phone might get you because I don't know, man.
Shit, Adam, he might lose.
It might be a draw.
Who knows?
Cheapest place you took somebody on a date.
Taco.
Tacos?
It's cheap, right, darling?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's A1.
You platinum.
But you know what's crazy?
But you can get that off, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it don't even look cheap.
You're going to be like, I know what they got good-ass time.
Even though they're three for a dollar, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Oh, Mama's.
Shout out of them.
T-real.
He made a show.
Hey can y'all motherfuckers man support your brother and go buy this blacks for rbby shirt right now the link is in my bio the link is in a description of tonight's episode to
Appreciate y'all hey how you say that do no can be a la rosa
What's that mean? Um like you know how you guys say black power like that okay? Yeah, okay be by la las la la la rasa
Damn my shirt
What's the name? Did I do it for the ross on
So some legendary anymore. I'm gonna get y'all
two more minutes and then we out this motherfucker man appreciate everybody watching us today
but it was a great episode am i agree arguments about the bay going to be that's shit is
bro that's that's how everybody talk at home this is the car if i'm the cousin that's coming from the
bay and we sitting at this this would be the argument but all my homies from the bay we have
the discussion about the best about the best brito and it's always that for sure so we always
argue that it's a lot of similarities too many similarities but it's just distance
That nigga, AD, got up.
He was mad.
He was mad with him.
No, I really wanted to go grab this shit.
I would keep it against you.
Yeah, get the RV shirt.
The Blacks for Arby shirt is in my buyer right now.
Show your support, my nigga, so I can buy some more Arbys and shit.
That's how to have me there.
Somebody said, Arby coming for half that shit.
That's cool.
If they do that, I'm going to blow that motherfucker up on sunset.
Ha-huh.
First of all, D.
You want my shirt, and you're in Los Angeles.
Stop by 7-8-29, Merros.
Los Angeles come by.
There we go.
We live, what?
We lie, we cheat.
We still, rest in peace, Eddie Guerrero.
Eddie Guerrero.
The wrestler, WWE.
I didn't even know he was dead.
Tiny Cah.
All right.
We out, man.
Appreciate you guys.
This is at the end of the day.
What's up?
Bitch.
He's about doing this shit.
