No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 42
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Put the what's called on the board?
What's happening is at the end of the day?
We on some shit.
We on some shit like the old store.
Do not blame me and the house phone.
Yeah, we was actually on time again today.
Adam's fucking fault.
He was shooting some Patreon shit.
You got to, that's fact.
You got to sign up for the Patreon.
I do know what's shooting the Patreon too.
Yes.
You got to sign up for the Patreon and shit like that.
Shout to my nigga house phone stepping in for T-Rill.
Yes, sir.
See, I got this little puppy right here.
A little cute-ass dog.
I'm a loud around dogs again.
Shout out to Ivy.
Oh, my God.
Ivy, no.
Oh, this motherfucker.
Have you got to reduce?
No, what you guys?
Let me see.
Let me see me.
You know.
Come on, man.
What you mean?
Yeah.
I know what you're not doing.
Yo, you are a funny-ass nigga.
How was the shit today?
Man, the dog, she was wild.
Not this dog.
They got a, y'all got a sign up for the Patreon.
Man.
A girl on all fours acting like a puppy.
It's going to fire, you guys.
Yeah.
She acted like a dog.
She was on the leash?
She was on the leash.
I'm Josh.
I'm going to talk about it and tell me when to stop just so they don't get enough.
You feel me?
But yeah, she was on the lease.
Came her in the lease.
Fetter some water.
Why are you holding a dog like that?
Bro
I'm not harming the dog
You know it's crazy
I do that with my cap all the time
You got a cat?
Yeah he do got a cat
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
It's my girl's cat
I know your real name now too
Pahill yo
Yeah
Fuck it up
We're supposed to think
Fuck it up
Hey go on fuck it up
Yeah my name is dogie
I'm chilling after the end of the day
Yeah yeah yeah
How's phone
He does a lot of y
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey, hey, dude no getting fat.
Yeah, you got belly rose on his back.
Yeah, I'm wearing IV in the scat.
In the scat pack.
Nigger going wild.
We're part-lawed and we blowing down.
I don't give a fuck, bitch.
I'm hit the town.
And I got big bitches.
They didn't hang around.
Ooh.
Hey.
How's from going on?
That was nothing.
I was just a little joke.
Hey, on stream, he'd be going off too.
Hey, yo, yo, yo.
Hey, on stream, we freestyle to the worst beats ever.
And it was like LeBron James dancing to him in the back.
background. It was the funniest shit ever. Oh, hey, hi. Oh, hey. Oh, wait, hold on. Hey. Hey.
With the dog. With the dog. With the dog. The dog is crazy. Why the turkeys going on.
High five, please. That was amazing. She won't stop. She about to get it. She got the ultimate jiggle.
Yeah, it's, it's very sturdy, very sturdy. I know the fans is going crazy right now.
Facts, facts, facts, facts, thanks, right. Thank you for that. Shout out to the Blackout girls, man.
Shout out to go follow her on Instagram at Baby Girl Re Re Re.
Her shit got deleted.
Okay, three U's instead of...
Baby Girl Rearie?
Yes, sir.
Do she want the wee-wee?
Is the question?
Do you like how I did that?
Hey, baby girl, Rie, is you trying to meet me?
You fucked it up.
Is you trying to meet me?
I'm going to make it skeet, skeet.
He's trying to say it.
I don't know.
He tried to bring it home.
He tried to bring it home.
He tried to bring it home.
I didn't have to try to bring your bitch home.
though.
Oh, shit.
I don't know who I was talking to, but one of y'all.
Does the name start with a K?
Hey, y'all.
It's with a K, dumbass.
Yeah, shit.
Follow, what's up with you, man?
Hey, man, I'm just chilling, man.
Hey, I appreciate it whenever let me come on.
This is tight.
Yeah, thanks for trying to give me to perform for free.
Hey, first of all,
Hey, he's trying to finesse me on a set.
Hold on.
He said he's coming.
He said, if I ain't busy, I'm coming.
If he ain't busy, that means he's going to be busy.
That means he's going to be busy.
That means that like Saturday night at like 2 a.m.
He can be like, hey, yo, bro.
Somebody's topless over there.
It's too bad you guys can't see.
Oh, it's lit.
Hey.
It's fucking lit.
Did you think I was going to come today?
Yeah.
Well, I looked you in the eye and I was like, I'm going to be there.
I think when you did the show with us, you liked this so much.
He was like, I like going this shit over here.
Oh, God.
It's fun.
Because like, you never really volunteer to do shows.
Yeah.
So Adam was like, should I do?
You was like, wait a minute.
What about me?
I said.
Yeah, he's enthusiastic about coming back to that.
at the end of the day.
He liked it over here.
We get it crack in a room.
And because I know, because Duno wasn't here last time,
so I got to roast this nigga Duno too, so, you know.
Go ahead and roast him.
Now, was here.
Where you were here?
He wasn't here.
He wasn't here when I did it.
Nigel, when you almost got socked to oblivion and shit.
I want to hear him.
A nigga hit you with the right.
You're getting low-ass blood pressure.
Now you're depressed.
Hey, it's high.
It's high.
Oh, that thing is hot.
It's too high.
I wish it was low right now.
What the fuck is that?
It's a tampon.
It's a tank.
It's a tank.
It's like these new like USB tampons where they charge them up and then they stick them in their vaginas and then it just gets all the blood out.
But you have, it's like a cartridge, though.
You have to like switch it out.
But no, I take my girls around and I smoke hers.
Yo, you just put that in your mouth.
What the fuck is that?
It's an electric tampon.
It's not.
They believe you too.
Yeah, shut the fuck up.
They won't believe you.
I'm like
I mean I'm not going to question
I'm not I'm not questioning shit
I'm not putting shit past me now
Hey guys what's this
What's this?
It's a tampon right
A tampon
Yeah
A flumb bar
I'm like
What's a fucking flume bar in?
Where did you get this fucking shirt from
Hey dude?
I actually got it from the pack
The Adam had yesterday
You know what I was saying
I said let me take this motherfucker
Hey I'm gonna be honest with you
I never will admit this in my life
Go ahead
But he was looking almost
kind of fit it with the fashion ova post yesterday i was like hold on i was like this is this is the
best dress i'm pretty much ever seeing you ever i think fashion over is the greatest of all time and
i want my deal back i want my deal right now oh you don't man fashion over hit me with a deal but it was
kind of this looks like a fat fashion over shirt that you're wearing right now what is this from what
collection is that the homie shit fire you might be quiet you be quiet no not this is this is hard
who should is it i'm gonna be honest
with you? Just a nerve of him to have on V-Lone is just fucking me up right now. It's crazy, I know.
Who shit is this? This brand called Marino game, Marino Infantry.
These these niggas from the East Coast, but they did the collab with V-Lone, so, you know,
I had to. Let me tell you something. Big-ass V's on my spinal cord.
Motherfuckers send me clothes all the time. But did they send you free V-Lone, though?
Exactly. Wait a minute. Niggins sent me shit all the time, right? And I've seen Marino Infantry
sent me a pack, and I just took it out like any other shirt.
To wear the mailbox?
And my little brother said,
Oh my God.
Bro, that's Marino and I'm drinking.
I was like, no, nigga, that's right.
I know what it was.
You're like, I didn't even know.
Like, no, I got to keep this shit.
Hey, listen, this shirt was in the, was in the plastic since I got home from Miami.
I just took it out to plastic today.
I was like, you know, I got to get fly for at the end of the day, you feel me?
I can't fly the shit.
I do know.
Because at the end of the day, I'm a V-Lone thug.
Oh, you're out.
I'm a V-Lon.
Thug.
I'm a V-Long Thug.
Who the fuck shit is that?
Juice World.
It's an unreleased V-Long Thug.
Really?
I want to hear that.
It's lucky hard.
I can't even hear that.
I'm a fashion over thug.
Honestly, we might need to get in the booth and make a fashion over the theme song.
They're going to have to pay us first, though.
No, no, we're going to make the song.
We're going to approach them with the song already done.
They're going to be like, get this bullshit out of my face.
They're going to be like, here, take a million dollars each.
And the pack of course.
I got a fashion over jeans right now.
I'm wearing,
I'm wearing a fucking fashion over jeans.
And I got the 07.
And I got the 07 Brazil zone.
I got these.
Oh, the good Michigan dunks.
Okay, what?
I got these.
Okay, do no.
What the fuck they call.
Do you know, Duno can't fit in the high tops.
His ankle's too fat, so you had to get the low tops.
You're going to let him do that to you on your show?
What?
Man, I had a long day.
I walked the dog, bitch.
He's like, this is like my third podcast on the wrong.
Bro, I'm over it.
I did that last Wednesday.
Me and you both did that shit.
I know, bro.
I'm over his cracking ass.
He's over there getting boners in the back while eating salads.
Hey, yo.
I really did walking this bitch eating this.
You got a boner?
I walked in this bitch eating the salad and they just started getting naked.
I was like, oh, shit.
Bro, I hope you don't have a bonner.
You're talking to me.
Bro, me and this thing was making eye contact.
My shit was on.
What do you do if your homie, like, acting like,
actually bumps into you while you have the boner?
Is that fade status to you?
I mean, like, if he walked by, just like, oops, excuse me.
I had the barber basically almost sit in my lap one time.
I'm like, bro, you know, the barber?
Like, he almost like.
But okay, no, no, my barber ain't never do that.
No key.
Put to one thigh.
Is it a gay, though, if you assume it's a burner?
Like a bonner?
Yes.
I ain't going to lie, well.
Could be the, you know, barbers be like, they be like putting their pelvic area towards you,
because if I find out of my barber is hard, I'm going to beat the dog shit out there.
I have to.
Shout on my barber.
Man, shout out my guy, deep poet.
He'd be coming through his shit, but he ain't never do no such shit.
Wait, hold on, wait.
Wait, so y'all, wait, y'all barbers don't whisper in your ear when he's done with the lineup?
I tear the shop up, bro.
What you mean?
Give me an example.
Like, he just, like, blew into my ear, like, your lineup, dog.
Your barbers are creep, bro.
Who's your barber?
Give his name.
No, I'm just playing, bro.
And you're playing.
And you're like, it's so beautiful.
You've seen all the videos like the, all the barber's.
like when they done lining the nigger mustache up they like grab his lip or something she like
touch him hey i will hop up swinging i'm gonna be honest with you i don't give a fuck where my head
status at that point you can never make eye contact which or barber why he's like you know
like maybe unless you're telling him something like look let let let let unless you're telling him
something like hey nigga don't make my mustache too thin you got to give him eye contact but other
than that nigga you got to look away look down close your eyes something what was the worst barber's shop
experience.
Like.
Oh, so I could go first.
Go, yeah.
Man, so.
You got an anger, huh?
No, hair, no.
If I don't even have hair to get an Edgar.
I think you could probably get an anger.
You could grow it out.
You could grow it out.
You got no hair?
No, no, no.
But my hair isn't like wavy.
Like, it isn't like.
But, um, say, bro.
Shit, I was cutting my fucking haircut with the homie.
And shit, if I used to go with that foot and I'd know where he moved to a
shop.
And I'm like, all right, if you moved to a sob.
I put up to a sob.
It was, man, I was, I was, I was used to the 35.
$30 haircuts
that motherfucker went to 70
80 bucks and I was just like
But he saw my face
When he told me
And I was like
Hey look but he was just
That wasn't my official barber
But just when
My other barbers
Were too busy
And I did hair cut
Like okay fuck
If we're going to Miami
The more
You gotta get a great haircut
I'll pull up on broside shit
Yeah
And yeah bro
And I was like
Oh what the fuck dog
Like you charge me
Like 15 bucks
For you to like
Clean my eyebrows up
Like god damn
Like I didn't even ask for all that
Not for sure
I get my eyebrows cleaned
Yeah
Yeah, I get him clean.
That's some, that's some essay shit, though.
Yeah, I'm going to be doing that.
Like, like, every once I'm my barber or try, I'd be like,
I'd be like, when I go home, I'll do that shit myself.
You know what I'm saying?
Say, Barbara don't do your unibro?
I don't got a unit, bro.
Nah, I should grow a little bit, but I just do that shit myself, keep a jeep.
Like, clean it up?
Yeah, I can't sit there and get, like, you, nigga,
what, cut your hair and arch your eyebrows?
That's not, bro.
And what if he fucks your shit up?
Like, what if he's like not?
Not because he's not saping it.
He's cleaning the little hairs around it.
That's still like arching your shit, bro.
That's too close, bro.
He's gonna fuck your shit up one time.
Did any of y'all ever used to have the little cuss during that?
No, sir.
I used to have a cut in my shit.
Oh, all right, my bell.
You ain't had that pot, Lord?
Like this?
You ain't had like a wine to your-
I was trying to show the V-lone, bro.
You got to show the V.
But then I'm like, bro, if I look stupid with it, there's no turning back.
It is turning back.
No, it'll go back.
Yeah, yeah, but like, man, I'm a V.
I shaved my shit off one time as a little kid.
You got face tattoos.
You can't get that out.
I know, but I see my, I got a whole family face.
Like, this shit is like my daughter's name.
That's not a family face.
It's a family face.
My daughter's name, my wife's name.
Me and we were my wife kissed for the first time, the coordinates of it.
Like our wedding date.
That's like very romantic.
That's cold.
That is cold.
Where did you guys are kids for in front?
In front of Brandy Millville store in Santa Monica.
Why was you all right?
Why was you like Brandy Millville?
Because you know from Venice, bro.
So we was just, you know, doing it like San Marley.
Oh, it's a surfboard.
It's a surfboard.
just a broken surfboard
Oh, I was like, this nigga got a cool club
I mean it basically is, bro
Listen, it basically is
surfing is racist as fuck
This nigga post once a week
That somebody called him a nigger
He got kicked off some beach
All the time, all the time
Bro, this nigga went viral
Oh shit you're a surfer
Bro, bro, bro, this nigga went viral
in Switzerland because some nigga
Some white nigga called him a nigga
And he fired on him
And it was a video, he went viral on World Star
You're a pro surfer?
Yeah,
Yeah. And a pro puncher.
And a pro puncher.
Can we see some of it surf shit?
I don't have any on YouTube.
Can you show us?
Follow, show us the movements like you were surfing right here.
Stand on the table right now like you're surfing.
I would not do that, bro.
Why, bro?
Because somebody's going to clip it, sending on that shit called Cooka Today.
No, it's not going to be on Kuka Today.
You're going to be on at the end of the day.
Cripper of the day.
Yeah, it will be.
Cripper today.
How about you, House, man?
How would you soarve?
Let's go.
Yeah.
My bad, my speech, I got a new little grill.
Go ahead.
Surf.
Sir, you know, that's on my face, bro.
Serve, point.
Sir, oh.
Sir, boy.
Yo, you're out of line.
Now, do no, you don't, don't think about it.
This motherfucker is going to be a 6.5 earthquake in this motherfucker.
You know what?
You're a fast shamer, Duke.
No, I'm not.
I don't have a sudden.
He loses his pond.
He's like, yeah, in the goof chat.
Everything.
If we're going to do that, he's like, yeah, man, 30 pounds down.
Man, make sure you drink your water today, bro.
I swear to God.
Like, usually he comes in, like, big crippling
until he came in, like,
Hey, what's up, guys?
He, like, got cooler.
He started losing weight and got cool.
Church is funny as fuck.
Hey, listen, once this niggot starts pulling up shirtless,
I can't hang out of this nigger no more, bro.
Yeah, I'll be out.
He's going to start feeling himself too much in the club.
He's going to go from drinking bottles in the club
to being shirtless in the club.
Yeah, for sure.
drinking a ginger ale and a water
and I'm gonna drink the ginger ale with a piece of licorice, you feel me?
He just ordering buckets of Fiji water
and the bottom service girls are coming with the water.
Essential water, my brother.
Hey,
oh, my bad.
That'd be-
That's a flash.
9.5 pH balance.
Hey,
that'd be hardest.
What does that even mean?
What does that like pH?
I don't know.
I love that water.
It tastes good and it tastes good.
It tastes good for sure.
So nobody even know what the,
no.
P.H.
even stands for it.
Nope.
No.
Pinhouse.
You're the pro-surfer.
Yeah, you know what you don't want to know everything about water
Niggia what the fuck
Wait wait wait wait what's the pH balance of ocean water
I don't know
Niggins nasty
Nigger nasty
Yeah you wanna see you serve
I mean the vint of the water
Yeah
Let me click real quick
Fuck Aid in his phone rules
No send it ain't got no phone
Ain't Adam nigga I don't give a fuck
I will have to find you so I'll show you after the
Fire
Cappin cap cap cap cap cap cap cap
Nah
I've known this nigga for something
What about you going to
Let's see you go on viral punching a person.
All right, you can go out.
Search that on World Star.
It's on World Star, yeah.
You can't get taken to have a World Star, right?
I want to tell Rochelle to come here, but I feel like she's going to get us kicked off again.
No, I don't know.
Come on.
She got clothes on.
All right.
Just make sure your nipples are covered up, please.
What's it called?
You can just probably put in Switzerland.
I know what is it.
I don't know what the fuck that shit's called.
I don't know what it's called.
Let's put in Switzerland.
Yeah, just put in Switzerland.
Oh, say, dear, that was you.
That was Kevin Gates.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Switzerlin fight.
A serve you should have a surf fight.
Which one is?
No, it wasn't surfing this.
No, it wasn't serving the song.
No, man, it's got to be a weird.
Baby girl Rui.
Period.
Baby girl Riewee.
Does she want the wee?
That's how you got to hit her.
No, that's not none of those.
Bro, I wouldn't know.
I happened like three years ago, two years ago.
Nigger, you wouldn't know if you went viral how to find the Switzerland.
I could find it, bro.
I could find it, but I would have to search like nine different terms.
I don't know what the fuck that's called,
Josh, let me get behind the boards.
The chat probably already found it.
Honestly.
The chat found it, found it, sent it to
Josh.
All right, man.
What's up?
Y'all stripped up today?
Y'all eating some of these 2020?
My nigga, they ain't paying us for this shit.
Fuck him. That's Tuesday shit.
Hey, oh, God.
I feel you in that.
Hey, yo, 82.
Oh, you know, fuck.
That's for Tuesday shows.
I need some water in this, bitch, man.
You got some other water?
Oh, thank you, sir.
That one is 2.5 feet.
This shit is negative
pH.
They got that shit
from the back of food for less
bro.
Yo.
What's wrong with food for less?
I said the back of food for less.
That damn.
Food for less is goaded,
bro.
That's like the best place.
What?
Look, they got the cheapest shit.
You can go crazy
running up in there.
That's why I'm always having barbecues,
nigga.
He's going to always have barbecues.
I feel you.
You have barbecues all the time
because it's in your blood.
You feel me?
Yeah.
We have barbecues.
Well, that nigga got
he got the space to do it now.
He's a nigga rich, man.
You know, shit.
Hey,
Let me tell you something.
We brought some bread.
Whole Foods, you know, you get discounts on food if you got Amazon Prime at Whole Foods.
That's so weird, nigger.
Well, you know anybody to open up the Amazon fresh store where you don't even got to check out?
They already have that.
Oh, it's already out.
But no, I thought it was opening up out here.
You don't got to check out here.
Huh?
Oh, it's already here.
They got one out here right now.
I think it's one on Topinga.
Like, right?
Hey, I think it's a Topinga.
But, hey.
What does that even mean?
No, you don't have to check out.
So like you just put your shit into the cart and it rings it up.
My sister went there.
You go there, you put everything in the card and you use your credit card.
You go out there.
Out the dough.
But it's like, I think they have a security guard there because if not, we're going in that
motherfucker.
I was going to say we're going up.
Walkouts, walkouts.
Well, let's ask Trev if they got a security guard.
And if not, nigga, we're throwing a barbecue this weekend.
And if it's like an old-ass security guard?
We're running through, bro.
We're just like.
Oh, real quick, real quick.
I know that wasn't in the topic.
But if you've seen all some food that a beer run.
and fucking they killed the
They killed the Rite Aid worker
Yeah, how?
The Rite A worker tried to stop them
From stealing beer, someodellos
Someodos
That's a Cid. It was some fools
For sure
But my thing is, like I felt bad
You know, like, he for sure shouldn't have died
But, brother, then security guards,
They don't pay you guys enough
To make you know
I don't even think this was a security guard
I think this was just the nigga
That worked at Ritee
Oh, citizen arrest?
Yeah
They better pay for his fucking
funeral. It doesn't even, it don't even come out your paycheck. Let them
niggas get on with that beer. I wouldn't, I mean, I mean like, the first thing that's
wrong is like, if you're going to steal some shit, nigga, you ain't got to kill nobody after
that, like, you know, just to steal some beer. So that's the first step. But then,
for the person that was working there, you should never put your life. If you work at fucking
Starbucks and somebody trying to steal the tip jar, nigga, let them steal the tip jar. So, all right,
so keep it a stack. You think it was that, it was the right-aid dude's fault for his own
Or you think it was the kids fault?
I mean, definitely is the kids fault for killing him for fucking.
But how do they kill him, though?
He tried to stop them.
Did they shoot him, I think?
Yeah, they shot him.
Oh, okay, then that's out of control.
Like, they were stealing the beer.
I thought they beat him up.
No, no, they were stealing the beer.
They were trying to leave out the right aid and the niggas stopped him.
Or a female.
I don't know who, but I read the article, yeah.
That's what it said, bro.
That's sad, bro.
On God.
But like you said, if you work for another company,
guess what they're going to do?
You did, and they're about to hire somebody else for your position.
Right away.
Right away.
And that's it, yeah.
You don't want to die over.
They don't want to die of it.
They used to be a run, but I would never, like.
I'm never going to blamp the worker.
Yeah, I for sure, like, push them off the homie or.
Or give them a little punch every once in a while.
Yeah, they could have socked a nigga.
Yeah, they could have, yeah, for sure, socked them.
Yeah, exactly.
Not the, yeah.
What did the security guard is fucking him up.
I know.
I know.
I know what if you still don't want him down.
You did something wrong.
Yeah.
That's a fact.
Exactly. You should have just dropped the beer and got on.
You should be like, all right.
Bro, it's not worth it.
Take your merchandise.
At that point, it's really not worth it.
It's just beer.
It's another store down the street problem.
Yeah.
He's like, no, we've got to get it before 2 a.m.
Oh, you could have went to Switzerland if you want to post them.
Oh, God.
Bro, this nigga swears he's going to get a Corona sponsorship because that's all he drinks is Corona.
And he tags these niggas on Instagram.
Okay, wait.
I love Corona.
Oh, my God.
Wait, this is a question.
What's up?
If you were trying to, if someone was trying to stop you,
from getting your corona, would you blamped them?
No, I would pay for it like a respectful human being, bro.
I'm not liking this story.
I'm going to pay for it, bro.
No, what if you went to go pay for?
It's motherfucking 158 a.m.
Every store is from the clothes.
They're going to stop selling alcohol, and the workers are like, you know what?
Nah, you can't have this corona.
What are you going to do, bro?
I'm going to probably try to run out with the shit.
I'm going to probably try to run out with the shit.
You're running it out.
Well, luckily, I'm not going to blame him down.
Well, luckily, I'm sponsored by Bel Air Champagne,
so I don't got to run out of anything
because they send the bottles to my house.
Thank you very much.
Shout out to Sarah.
Shout out to Bel Air.
Shout out to Ricky Rose.
Hey, can you hook me up with them, bro?
I got you.
I got some bottles for you, too,
so I can't drink them right now.
Oh, yeah, let me go in here.
I got mad bottles.
You know, it's crazy, don't?
Don't ever run out with beer.
Walk out.
If you run out, it's a felony,
if you walk out as a misdemeanor.
For real?
Oh, damn.
Hey, Duno, drop.
Do no.
Do no.
Put it in us on game.
Walkout is a what?
So if you walk out
It's a misdemeanor
But if you run out
It's a felony
What if you roll out?
No
Oh yeah
What if you're like
We're called
What walking out?
What if I bench press a mill
On the way out
Dude
He's like you know what beer
It's so much calories
Anyway
It's too many calories in the beer
Dude
No but that's
Hey you're hacking crazy
You know
I ain't gonna lie
Stop gassing this thing
Wait a minute
I ain't gonna lie bro
every time I look at do no shit
I'm like this nigga got another good white
yeah that one I've been coming
with some shit I was looking at that one I didn't want to give you no
props until now
that one is fire
you don't fuck at the pins
uh not I don't just like that man's all the friend
LA they've been but they've been blessing me
they're the friends like friend LA
the friend LA what's up with me man
I did a photo shoot for the Fern like right when I first
bro they got some cold shit
bro tell them I want some shit I got so easy
I was gonna hook me up like three names
Hey, you're up here.
You're up here.
What you mean?
I got you.
No, I do got you.
I do got you though.
He told me that the beginning of the year by his shoes.
Hey, listen, I don't want to hear no more shit.
All right, no more.
Mid-August, they will be here.
The latest is September 15th.
I already posted the order.
I got you.
Fire.
The custom ones is going to take a while.
All right, true.
The customs is customs.
The customs is custom.
I got you.
Just no, give me a month.
They'll be here.
I believe you.
I've been on it.
I've been on it lately.
The homies, you have to give you a homie credit when he's been doing good.
This nigga, house phone has been very dependable.
I've been trying, man.
You've been trying.
That's all it takes is trying, bro.
That's a fun.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to.
I appreciate you.
I'm going to.
I appreciate you.
Look, he's going to take it too far now.
This nigga.
Bro, this thing has texted me earlier.
He was like, hey, bro, can you come swoop me for at the end of the day?
And I was like, yeah, I got you.
He was like, actually, no.
And I was like, all right, cool.
Well, come pick me up.
He was like, no.
Like, what the fuck?
I like that's end of cable.
Just as he was trying to be lazy, he don't want you to be lazy, bro.
Hey, you're going to working out shit again.
I thought I was going to get here.
This nigga wasn't even going to be here.
I came in.
He was already in this bitch.
No, I know Pallor wouldn't have going to miss his chance.
Man, he'd be capping on me.
Sometimes he'll be coming to the stream with me.
He'd be bullshit.
He's going back to the cordonets on his head, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
He'd be living that shit out.
He's going back to the cordon.
That nigga typing in on Google, like, hold on.
Longitude, latitude, 65.
I'm fucking dead.
Can you smoke by being a professional surfer?
Yeah.
I mean, surfing is pretty much like a lifestyle sport.
It's not like, uh...
Is it an Olympics?
Yeah, now it is.
So could you smoke?
Them niggas probably not.
You ain't no fucking...
Shakari Tokusin.
Them nigga probably not.
But yeah.
I mean, nobody really cares.
Tokari.
The most racist shit I've ever seen.
Back to back is always at the U.S. Open.
They don't like niggas, bro.
They don't even go out.
They be packing niggas out over there too.
They do.
They come out.
You know what the U.S. Open is?
No.
Some shit in Orange County.
It's an orange county.
Tell them about it, pot Lord.
It's like a surfing, skate, and bike event, basically on the beach.
Oh, fucking rock on, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, but they'd be having, like, volleyball and shit, too, don't they?
I don't think it's volleyball.
So the U.S. open, some major shit that always happens?
It's always in Orange County.
They be ready for black people.
Hey, man, I'm going to be there tomorrow with O'GZ.
I forgot what venue I'm going to be at, but I'm going to be there hosting.
I'm going with you then.
Let's go.
We are going to come.
We out.
Let's go.
Don't lie to them.
You're on a good track.
Hey, listen, no, I'm, niggie, you know I'm pulling up to the shows.
Fucking Incahuts.
Incahuts.
You're going to incahuts?
Yeah, tomorrow.
You're slighting.
Let's go.
I'm going to tell you about this afterward.
That's great.
Okay.
All you tell it right now.
Fuck it.
Be there.
Just know I'm going to be very close
What does that mean?
So you're putting it up tomorrow?
Possibly.
But you're not drinking.
I'm not drinking.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's all right.
I'm going to.
I'm going to.
Let's go.
Yeah.
He had to, bro.
He had to, bro.
Hell shit.
But I'm happy, though, bro.
Because a nigga getting there, you feel me?
Yeah.
Now I can work to get my shirt off, bro, get all my tats that I wanted on my body.
I know, me too.
All right.
So how are you doing that with your whole networking, always being part of drinking?
how are you networking now?
Honestly, I listen to his audio book by 50 cents.
And 50 cents, he don't fucking drink.
But what he do, he'll have his homies, like, fill a bottle with ginger ale.
And he'll just sit there and pour just like he's drinking alcohol, bro.
And people don't understand.
I mean, people don't know the difference.
So now I'm going to have my little pineapple juice or something.
I'm going to have my ginger ale.
And it's cool.
I got the personality already.
You got the personality already.
We ain't got to get drunk to fucking get people to fuck with it.
Some people, they feel like they need that shit.
And it's just like, sometimes, me and your energy is too much.
Yeah.
So, you know what I mean?
The liquor take it to a hold of the level.
So, you know, I thought for a long time, too, I thought that I couldn't do this show without alcohol.
You feel me?
Bro, I used to take a Zan pretty much every time before I would perform.
And I'd be like so turned.
I was falling off stage and shit.
But like.
But you got used to it.
I got used to it.
So then I started performing without getting fucked up.
And it was like, that's when I started getting like nervous before.
But I remember I performed at rolling loud.
and literally, like, right before my set,
I was like, oh, fuck, nigga, I'm on the big stage.
Yeah, you was...
It's low-key was hell of people.
You were talking to me.
I remember this real last.
Hey, I'm gonna be honest though.
Look, shout out my nigga, juice.
The homie bit the perk and half
and threw me the other piece,
and I just caught it.
Like, it was like,
Popeye taking the spinach,
and I just popped it.
And powered up.
And I just went on stage
and just turned the fuck up.
Bro, no, I was fucking too geeked on stage.
So that was the last one on.
That was the last one.
I said the same one I did too yeah that show that that shit was fun honestly yeah it was like
everybody was there too like all the LA was there and and all of everywhere else was there that
shit was like backstage was it was cracking it was cracking it was I mean look my and they had
bini abaji back there for free two people out facts two people I know I ain't gonna say their
names they got super drunk and they went on super crib mode and they just tied their rags around
their head they were trying to press every artist backstage I felt that was like yeah
shit was bad, bro.
You know what I like being backstage at the fucking EDM festivals, bro?
Them shits are safe?
They're not safe all the fucking drugs.
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