No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 44

Episode Date: August 5, 2021

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Bo, do you make this yourself? Nigger, Jeff Hamilton Don't disrespect me like that boy This shit is hot You know, I know it's hard I just took it was wrong Yeah, Jeff Hamilton, man You know what I'm saying?

You know the white boy They'd be making the jackets I don't, I don't I know the nigga before, bro And didn't even know it huh? Because I was like that too That's the type of dude he is He was swaggy

He was a swaggy white boy And I'm like, what's up my nigga He was what's up And I was gonna You fought out of. Like, damn, a rack. That's worth a rack, though. A rack?

That's worth a rack. No, no, I'm saying. I'm not much of a... But the next one is the one Kobe had on. That's far right. Did you see the... Did you see the fucking, what's the nigga name? Y. K. Osir's jacket I got in blue.

Nick, I paid $1,500 for that one. And that was the homie discount for that motherfucker. To get it custom. Yeah, because it's the next thing that made his shit. You know what I'm saying? Are we on? We on. We like, what's the deal?

You know what I'm saying? No jumper at the end of the day, nigga, we ain't this motherfucker, man. You know what's the deal, man? I see all these dope-ass hats on and shit like that, you know what I'm saying? What is that? Competitism of him,

I got my Lord Fu-Boo hat on, you know what I'm saying? Kiki hold it down for the host man, no jumper collab coming. Team Rail, let me see the side of your shit. Let me see, I only got one patch,

that's fire though. You know what I'm saying? That's hard. I don't got that one. You know what inspired me, you feel me? And the Lung is one. The Lakers one, you feel me.

I have to be one. Shout your homie up. Man, said all legit one. My guy got his own story. I got his own story. I got to fuck with him. Legit. I think it's legit underscore one.

If not legit, it wasn't too. Man, I need some fucking hats. What's your boys name in the Foxoamah? Man, shout out to A. Brims, man. Yeah, I need some, man. Please, I'm going to come up there. I ain't been to the Fox Hill Mall probably like 15 years. Yeah, bro.

They got that shit. And he hasn't been there. Oh, God. In heaven. You've been in Marros. You're too rich. Yeah. Even when I lived in Compton, I didn't go over there.

Me neither, nigga. Oh, God, it happened. I didn't. I'm not going over there. But shout out to hidden soul. My people's hidden soul. They got the shoe store up in there, too. So I got a double reason to go in that motherfucker.

I'll be popping up in there, too. Yeah. You're shitting on this right now with the hat. I'd be killing with the hat. You won right now with the hat. The only competition who said he's on competition is house phone. He said he got some shit to bring out. That's what he done.

But I've been with real. That devil, that devil L.A. That is trash. I'm sorry, it's trash. Yeah, that shit. Yeah, that's shit. I got some shit.

He never brings it off for some reason. I'm like, consistent with different ones. You know what I'm saying? He wanted them that get shoes that don't wear them? Yeah,

you know, I got them. Nah, fuck all that. I'm wearing my shit. I'm going to fuck them up too. Yeah, but I ain't going to lie. He got the most swag in the show. Bro, be killing this.

I'll be killing y'all. I got swag. Man, let me tell you. Niggas. Hey, you got swag. Niggas tell me all the time, hey, who, Adam? No, he said Adam. No, he's not Adam, man.

He said Adam. He said, he said, 80. Oh, yeah. You got swag, too. Oh, yeah. No, what I'm saying. You're saying exclusive and cold. You feel me?

My nigga. I could dress. He's being modest. Niggers pay him for, like, him as consumers and shit. No, no, no, no. I'm serious, though. I'm saying, just like how you winning in the hat game,

I don't jump in right now. Yeah. And I'm second place, he first put on the swag. You definitely up there with the hats. I'll give it to you, you do, though. He'd be coming with it for sure.

And I want to address something, man. Y'all motherfuckers got to stop acting like we be bullying Duno. Like, this nigger's a little fucking kid. Like, he's a turtle. He's going on his goddamn shell when we make jokes about him and shit like that. This is our fucking brown brother right here. We love this, nigga. I ain't going to let nothing happen to this nigga.

Ain't nobody going to let nothing happen to this nigga over here. It's just jokes, man. You got to stop being so damn sensitive. And then I punched him in the jaw. Oh, buddy. You were talking shit clowning out. I just hear him. I'm like, oh, they really think I'm pulling in this thing.

Yeah, but y'all don't be seen. I've been putting the Tirel's arm under the table. He was old old old too, yeah. I mean, come on, man. That shit all jokes, man. We grew up and we do this shit all day. That shit is funny because the chat dude. They hit me up like, damn, man,

D.Rell, don't fuck with you. Hey, you ain't been on no jumper on it today since he wrote. Yeah, my motherfuckers be starting shit. Messy motherfucker. They're a-ha-ha-n-law. Messy motherfucker. Look, that thing, the chat had me all in the park love put lotion on my hands before I walked in.

Yeah, I'm about to make show with you. You gotta think, though, these motherfilings really be taking shit and running with it, though. You get what I'm saying? Yeah, from some little-ass city with knowing. We love y'all, though. We love y'all, though. I fuck with the chat. You feel me?

Heavy, heavy, heavy. We all, we all, me, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, y'all got to understand. Like, AD with his homie, you know what I'm saying? Who could karaoke better than my nigga AD in the TV? Nobody. You see that shit. Who could do it?

Not anymore. Not anymore. I mean, she was kind of kidney with the body movement. I mean, both he was gosh to you when he was doing some shit like this. Yeah, yeah. And you were in the vocals, and in the minute you hear the vocal, you would do that. But let me tell you something, bro.

One thing that niggas didn't know, well, we was off, we was off some strong shrooms, bro. Oh, shit. Don't blame it on the strings. No, the music was hitting. No, the music was hidden, bro, but it made it because I ain't been drinking, so I've been trying to find a way to like. Yeah, I'm saying. Get in my drinking mood.

You know what I'm saying? And turn up. And, bro, we had a crazy trip, bro. We pulled up to the front of the club. Bro, we dancing, bro. Everybody dancing for like 20 minutes. Everybody looking at it's like, is y'all going to come in the club, my nigga?

You know what I'm saying? We got ballet dancing with us and shit. Bro, a random female driving through, she's dancing. She hop out of the car. She dancing and shit. You feel me like? But, bro, I was like.

The audio streams, please. Can you even OD off the streams? Fuck, no. It's fun to earth. Wow. But that shit's scary, though. You know, it's crazy about you thought you relapse. What you make?

Like from your story? I was like, oh, it's for relapse. No, everybody thought that, no. And bro, and it was crazy because the whole day, bro, I was like on some real positive shit. Yeah, shrooms. You have to be. No, before I even took this room, you feel? Oh, so it made you go.

Because I've been getting into it with my baby mama, you know what I'm saying? Since we broke up and shit like that. So I blocked her and all types of shit. You feel me? I just wasn't fucking with her. I'm gonna keep a G. So, you know what I'm saying? She's been on your ass.

She's just been, I'm like different persons. She's been all the day. Hey, you feel me? So I'm like, I talk to her, have a serious conversation. with her. You feel me? I'm like, all right, we got some closure and shit like that. We're good. You feel me? I am blocked her. Everything is cool. You know what I'm saying?

Then I talked to my pops longer than I talk to him. Bro, I talk to like four people that I haven't talked to and had real conversations. Sober. Huh? Sober. But then, look, I take the fucking shroom. I get in a goddamn club. And I'm thinking, I'm like, hey,

am I about to have a heart attack or something? I couldn't feel my fucking body, bro. Because the shit was like strong, strong, strong. You need these damn heart attacks, man. Bro, I'm over there. But I've been eating healthy, bro. I've been doing everything I'm supposed to be doing. But I'm like, damn, it's all this positive shit happen?

Because this is my, you know what I'm saying? Are you thinking crazy? Was this my goodbye day? Yeah. My goodbye day. I'm sitting there tripping. And I look over OT and he was like, Oh, no, I said, the homie gone to.

The homie is tripping. Then I look at the other homie, MJ. He's tripping. Then I look at it. I said, What they were doing. We just all fucked him off the shroom. So I said, all, we good.

So that took the shit out of my mind. We had a good-ass fucking time, bro. You can feel the whole vibrations in the club when the speaker is going and everything. The colors look crazy. Bro, niggas was on one, bro. What the fuck was L-T doing? The homie starts salsa dancing and shit, bro. No, like, he was trying to calm himself down.

He's breathing hard. He's like, like, you know what I'm saying? It's a mental game. It's a mental game at that point. Bro, but I'll do that shit again, bro, now that I know how it feels. Like, shit was fire, bro. In the valet? You were fucking up.

You just took one? No, bro. We took like, these are strong, bro. So it's like, Square has four of them in there. So I took three. Yeah.

But they're like strong dosage of. Yeah. Bro, chocolates is fire. The Willy Wonka's. The Willy Wonka's is fire. These was in something like a, bro. It looked like a Polaroid box, bro. They were two professionals that we should have known, like,

this ain't nothing to fuck with. You know what I'm saying? That's great. And how many y'all took three? I took three parts of a square and then they took four. So they had a little more than I did. But they used to it more, though. Was it a microdose one square?

Yeah. Okay. So you took them with like, somebody's kind of like an eighth. Yeah, deadly like an eighth. Dang. But, bro, that shit lasted like 12 hours damn near. I'm a homie's just room. They love that shit.

Bro, that shit's crazy. There's a positive mindset. If you're around the right people, then you're going to have a good time. But if you get all emotional depression, you're going, man, I didn't see, man, I heard some people see some shit off the streams. Like what? Like demons and shit?

Yeah, bro. State of mind, bro. It's a mental game. The homie told me the first time he did it, he was driving the car and he was looking at people like they was fucking coins and shit. So I was like, I don't want to take that one. I mean, I'm watching the fucking movies.

I don't want to do that fucking shit. Then I'll do that shit and start seeing flying dogs. I'm saying rings and shit turning into Sonic. I think I think acid really do that to you more than anything. They say, I mean with your acid, they see fucking cartoon figures coming out the walls and shit. I don't want nothing like that. No.

Is that shit killing brain cells or what? I was about to say that. I know that I know Josh should know is if Shroons killing brain cells. It sounds like it. Yeah, okay. God damn. You lost some brain sales on the weekend, because. Trunes care brain cells.

It's a drink. Oh, okay. So it's good. Oh. I mean. Oh. I mean. I mean, I mean, is it?

You said. You can be stupid and you know what I'm saying? You know, and hide. But, well, people be doing all. Happy, no depression. People do them all the time. And I heard you go to this place called Joshua Tree. Oh, yeah.

And you could take that shit. Kind of like Palm Springs and all that. I could go do that. I could go do that. I heard about Joshua Tree, though. Yeah, but take this rooms and then, you know, see the fucking stars like crazy. That's what people just tell me they do.

Remember I didn't go a lot of my own guy. Had an Airbnb at Johnson Tree. That's a little player. That's a like a runway fucking pool where like the house is kind of just in the middle of the desert and the house was the pool goes into like the desert it was fire her and her were just but naked all night just and why you didn't go because i was invited it was a girl's trip i seen her stories and shit you were sick and then i asked her about and she was like damn she was like yeah it was naked there was no people around hey i was going to post you on my

story today what but i was like i don't know if you want me to do that because i didn't know if you was on the market or not because somebody said when you're going to get your boy duna like some black ass and i was going to post a picture you got a girlfriend no I'm single I'm a little Man, I didn't even go like, I had a long-ass weekend You had a long-ass weekend?

Yeah, bro, I had a long-ass weekend. Man, I've been filming all weekend for the movie My tongue just got shit The movie I looked you up with? No, some other shit. Man, my fucking, they took out the little ball hat in my tongue

From the blood of us when I first got surgery. Show them, show the camera what your shit Look at all you got to see in the picture? Man, that's your fucking... Send him the picture. Man, you got to see that shit. You got that up you. You got that bumpy tongue now, bro.

Man, look, bro. Oh, see it. See it, see it, John. We want the fans to see this shit. I posted on my story. That shit looked wild as fuck. It looked like, you got a little cherry in the middle of your tongue. No, you know what they told me?

Bro, because I had two of them, because I guess the fucking, I guess, um, the fucking disavable fucking stitches that they first put when I, I guess they came out wrong. So my brother's just kind of got like, it's kind of like, it's kind of like I had like a bruise on my tongue. And, bro, they removed that shit today. That's shit fucking. But it's like a relief, bro. And I'm not my tongue doing it way better. It's like. But they told me they're like, bro, it's your tongue.

Like, that's she ain't going to heal in the month. But they said that's the fastest healing part of your body. Yeah, but it also takes a long, but it also fucking, it's a little more complicated. When you eating all that damn spicy food, it ain't going to fucking heal the right way up. Nah, nigga. You ever bitch your tongue, my nigga, and you eat anything and that shit just be burning like a motherfucker? When you bite your tongue, that shit. Oh, I bit my cheek.

My daughter bit her cheek the other day. I hate you with my lip, bro. And when you try to brush your teeth and the bristle hit the motherfucker? Hey, but do you like when girl be biting the shit out of your shit? What you mean? What you mean?

Yeah, with your tongue? I mean, now your tongue you're... That's what happened. That's how it really happened. I don't know about your lip. Bitch thought it was a cow tongue and bitch your shit. Languas, guys.

You feel like that goes to language? Is that shit fire really? Bro. You're talking about that. Cow tongue? It's fire, bro. How it was. Man, I used to see that shit at the Mexican grocery stores

every time I used to go. I should be like, what the fuck is this? So I said, what's it? What's a pastor? Yeah, man, I don't even know what part of the body. I don't know even that motherfucker. I don't know.

This nigga, I didn't eat anything around this motherfucker. I'm eating fruits and vegetables, man. Hell no. Nick, I'm 32 pounds down. Oh, look, yes. Every day? Yeah. Oh, we.

Oh. That nigga ate a bitch pussy in a period. I ain't a lot. They're like something that'd be on a fucking herpes commercial or something, bro. That's like an STD PSA picture right there. We have to you guys got blood. Blood tested all over and we did. Are you insured?

Oh, yeah, man. We got Medico. There we go. We got Medicare. Hey, I just got medical insurance, bro. What you got? I didn't have it, though. I ain't going to tell nobody.

I got some good shit. That's right. P. P.O. No, I got my. You know what I'm saying? Man, I'm going to go to the doctor with the Kardashians and shit. Nah, I ain't did that, but yeah.

Hey, no, but I was this. Now, I feel like a real adult now because I'm like, nigga, nigga, health insurance, life insurance, car insurance. know what I'm saying? Rainers insurance and shit. I'm like that. Oh, God. Bills make you feel like a man.

Look, look, Josh's like, what the fuck? Bills make you feel like a man for sure. Let's get into these topics, man. What we got, Duno? Man, my tongue, brother, you read. I read the easy one. My fuck have been talking for 30 minutes. He can talk about cow tongue,

but he don't want to read your goddamn topic. I read, I read. The senator police say three young children told an officer that mommy's dad that led the officers to. Their home of their mother was bleeding from Staboons in the bathtub. Police were working determined the wounds were self-infected.

Damn. Damn, that's fucked. Four, five, and an eight-year-old. Wait, so they ran out? Yeah, they ran. They ran out. No, and then they just, like, waved down the police officer. You got all the information. Just read it.

Oh, okay, I'm tripping. I thought that was the same thing. That was the father of four and five-year-old children wandering the heavily traveled street of San Antonio. Eastside about 3 a.m. Tuesday, according to a police statement, when asked when they were doing all, So, they said, Mommy's dead and there's blood.

Oh, that's so sad. Damn. The last part, Josh. Officers took the two young, youngest children to a convenience. What? Covene so. Oh, what the fuck?

What's the first? Like, when the audience, the family apartment and father bleed, a woman bleeding, she was hospitalized. It's just because she was stab with and the legs and the, what is it? Automan? What is that?

Okay, you can't read no more, doing this. What's that? I'll finish it. Police were trying to determine what? cause the wounds, but the woman has refused to cooperate with the investigation according to the police statement.

So she didn't die? Nah. Man, but why would she do that to her kids, man? That's crazy, bro. Bro, that's that shit, bro. That's that flakka. Name of how do you teach your kids? Like, what to do?

You traumatizing your kids, bro? They're never if you're going to get that shit, bro. Ever, nigga. Mommy's done. Mommy's done. No, they walk outside. Mommy's dead. Let's go get it.

Yeah, for they pronounce their dad. Like, yeah. That's crazy as fuck. That shit is sad, bro. You know, and that's why people were asking me today, like, off topic, what other things would you like to help people with? And I'm like, I want to help people with their mental health, bro. Because people, you don't never know what people are going through, man.

Like, who knows what was going on that mother's head that she would want to inflict damage on herself in front of her children and shit? You know what I mean? Sometimes just having somebody to talk to and vent to, bro, can make the whole. difference of somebody harming their self and harming another person. So I personally want to start helping people with their mental help any any way that I can. Just start preaching that

we should start talking to each other, you know what I'm saying? You know, communicating more you know what's saying like that. Everybody, you can't trust with your problems and shit. And you know, and everybody don't have the ability to get therapy. Some people don't have the money to. You know what I'm saying? You know,

sometimes people just need to be a friend. And, you know, and hey, hey, do you need anything stuff? Yeah, be here. Just listen. Yeah, be here. Just be something. We ain't even taught that in the ghetto. Then ghetto, I'm walking past motherfucking mad dog in me. I'm like, damn, hi. You know what I'm saying?

I live in the valley now. Like, so when I hit the 110 or I get off, I do some shit, hit the store or something, like a store in the ghetto, nigga, just looking at me. I'm like, bitch, what's up? You know what I'm saying? I don't lie. Hey, like, what the fuck, nigga? All my night should get out of the window as soon as I hit the 110.

Oh, God, you got to. Your mentality got to change. Like, what the fuck, nigga? You got to go back to what it is, and that's why, you know what I'm saying? And that's not cool. I ain't trying to, that's stressful. That's stressful as fuck, nigga to go back to that shit, nigga. It is, though.

They don't know. We, like, grew up with PTSD. We grew up with PTSD, bro. Like, think about it. You got to watch your fucking back just walking down the street, my nigga. That shit, really. Walking against something to eat could be the last day of your life, my nigga, for no reason, bro. So I moved to the valley and I told everybody I knew are my homies, man, whoever moved to the valley.

A couple of them move. Like, you can't even, your kids can't walk to the store. You can't do. shit like, nigga that shit on safe, niggas seeing drive-bys down the street. Then you become thinking that shit regular. Like, oh, he's doing a drive-by. Like, bitch, that shit ain't regular.

Let alone their influences by their friends they're going to have now. They're going to have different influences. But that's shit crazy. Because, you know how, like, people go like, oh, the strict friends kind of like. But that's sort of a matter. Your kid going to do their thing.

Regarding me. You say, yeah, but they've got a better chance if you put them in right situations and the right programs and the right areas. They meet kids that are more similar to that area and things of that nature, you know what I'm saying? No, nah, that's real.

But when I went to palisades, man, I know kids I was... Yeah, they drugs probably. But, yeah, that was kids going crazy with the mad the hair and I was like, damn, boy, you're wild like a motherfucker. Like, niggins. Yeah, they're fucking smoky meth in the ninth grade. What the fucking... Damn.

Yeah, that's bad, bro. Yeah, that's true. But I say all the time, too, because I feel like, especially, like, before I came to no jumper and before a niggas seen me, like, on TV shit and doing other stuff, Just the music I put out, like a lot of people that prejudged me and shit like that. They really didn't know a nigga.

I tell people all the time. It's like, you know, I didn't choose to be where I was at, you know, who I became, anything like that. And, you know, some people may say, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad, but you haven't lived in these cities and you haven't been through these situations. And growing up as a young man, your mama can't tell you what to do. You know what I'm saying? You can sit there and try to be straight as an arrow. You go outside.

Your environment is going to take consumption of you. You know what I'm saying? they're going to sit there, they're going to have homies trying to bully you. You're going to have people trying to put you on. You're going to get tempted

to do drugs. You're going to get tempted to protect yourself too once you start going through problems and stuff like that. And, you know, five, ten years of that people don't understand

that, oh, why can't you get this out of your system or you're a bad guy? It's not that. It's like, if you know your whole life learning something like this and how to protect yourself and look in both ways and doing everything like that,

like you can't just take 10 years off and just turn it. off. It takes time. It takes conditioning and it's shit like that. And as long as I've been in the Valley for about six, seven years now, and I'm still not a hundred percent have it out of my head and stuff like that. I don't let it define me no more. I move the way that I move. You know what I'm saying? But it's still like, as soon as I hit that one 10, it snaps right back. Like after school was, that's when school started for us, street smarts. Yeah. That's what it is. That's what it is. Sometimes you got to have street smarts

anywhere you at, though. Regardless. Yeah, regardless, it's a nigga out here trying to scam you, you know what I'm saying, trying to get something out you, trying to do anything. Like, so the street smart shit is something good to have, though, but it's like, fuck, I ain't trying to be looking over my back and being mean to you niggas all day. I don't want to be mean to you niggas, okay?

When y'all niggas see me in the street, man, I'm just trying to say what's up, man, and laugh and get the fuck, I ain't trying to mad dog, you niggas, you feel me? Hey, stupid as a bitch. And that's why I think, like, even for you. I don't know if you notice the shit yet, but you're going to start seeing motherfuckers coming up to you and happy, though. You know what I'm saying? They're not going to be tripping.

They're not going to be caring where you from. Like, I see so many people that have me like, bro, it's positive. It's not like before it was like, should I say something to him? Should I say, is he going to trip on me? Like, no, that's not the energy that I wanted to give across. So, you know, like, I think now people will look at T. I'll be like, oh, it's more welcoming. Hey, I like your show.

I fuck with you. Woo, won't know already a comedian. and you know what I'm saying so niggas gonna want to laugh and fuck with him anyway and shit too I have my first like no jumper guy like hey you're in that show with AD no jumper I'm like hey he was so excited I'm like yeah

like I knew that nigga like what's the deal? Hell yeah oh god hey tiny cuss do a dance for me oh that's next man I'm gonna get that shit a couple more months I'm gonna have to make a tiny cuss shirt

because that shit is ridiculous you might as well bro I'm gonna make a do no tongue shirt I know that was bad but if we just stick on your tongue a couple times pause no for a photo shoot bro our next topic man you got two Florida men who allegedly discussed crime on

Facebook messenger charged with arm or robbery stupits I'm not even going to read the whole you niggas is idiots Two Florida men are facing charges of armed robbery after allegedly discussing their crime on Facebook Messenger before and after it was committed. I'm just going to speak on it. You feel me? But the face, how are they monitoring Facebook messenger to where they just going? Is the police logged on?

Police have everything. But the police ain't logged on Instagram, obviously, yet. But they logged on Facebook. Who owns Instagram? Facebook. So if the police on Facebook, what else are you on? But damn, why niggas ain't caught then? What you mean?

Niggas always getting caught. That's like a DM, though. It doesn't matter. You really think your DMs is private? I thought until today. They know you sending dick pics to your, to your fiancee. Oh, good. They're like, this thing is tiny cousins freaky.

Imagine sending the dick pig. The shit you got to go through doing that shit is just crazy. Like, you got to eat that shit before? Nope. I ain't never did before either, man. I'm going to give it before either. Hey, what about you, dude, though? A dick pick?

I thought about it. To my ass. So like a girl was dating, yes. To like a girl I like this. You gotta get hard first. Man, it's, yeah. You know what I'm saying? You gotta get the right angle.

You're gonna'all in a shit. How many time, Tiki? See my bitch, a nutty video. No worries. Hey, I never get, bro. What did you say? Man, say my bitch a nutting video. You ain't never do that?

Man, I said my bitch a nutty video. You ain't ever do that. You nasty is a motherfucker for that. Have you ever received a video of a girlfriend in the show? Yeah, that's normal. So you're sitting in her jacket off? So it's not just a random, bitch. Yeah.

And you're going to be surprised that motherfucker hit the internet. Look at Duno Wacking his shit. Going to give us a bad name. Fucking little dick-ass Duno. You know a little bit you started off with that bullshit. I found that my little brother did that shit I said, hey, let me see your phone one time, man. Oh, hey, I was about to look at the internet

and shit asking with the big camera on. I was like, you're a sick, bigger. You're a sick, digger. That's right, you gave me swiping, girl. Oh, shit. Now, you know what it is, but you never send it to, like, random bitch, you got to send it to like, yo bitch, bitch, you know,

but them bids get scantless too, your bitch, bitch, turn it to your enemy. You're going to scare the new bitch with the dick, though, for show. Oh, yeah, you don't, you know, you know, you got to be. you gotta say. And make sure it warrants it before you send it.

Bro, don't just send them motherfucking through a DM like a creep. Oh yeah. That's a weirdest thing, bro. I don't know how fools do that. Like, bro, like, bro, how's your first message? Oh, look. Like, man, how are you jacking it off and sending it to your pitch? It's my bitch.

You're acting like you can't FaceTime her and let us see it in real time. Oh, shit, man. Bigger like, fucking, I'm a jack-old. She didn't fucking a my sentence and shit. I was surprising. She probably like, ew. Like, ew. She's going to be a lot of food for less,

nigga. Oh, what you said? Oh. I'm a food for less. You said you like food for last? Facts. I do what I mean? What you want?

Whole fools, nigga? Superior. Superior. Superio got the good cakes. But usually all superiors are dangerous, though. Yeah. Man, there's something in cheap. Those motherfuck get been there.

I mean, I'd have been a couple of super. Oh, God. I was a shot. I'm fucking your shit. I'd be like, man. What you think is the worst supermarket, though? Like, worst customer service, worse everything. For the ones that are like the hood supermarkets.

You shouldn't even go to a hood supermarket. It's going to be superior of food for less. Yeah, yeah. For sure. For sure, it's food for less. It depends, though. They had to shut food for less down. They're going to cringe all in there.

That's not cool. Or was that Rouse? Because it'd be baskets everywhere. A crinchon slosh. I think you talked to ones in Rouse. That was Rouse, huh? Yeah. Food for Lest parking lot got baskets everywhere.

put your fucking baskets back god damn i want the niggas bro put baskets next to somebody in car now i'm out of here that dink that he hate that shit that's probably his pepies he's like who the fuck put this basket in front of my car dog you put it right here i'm the niggins thinking he's playing i'm the nigger i'm halfway oh yeah this watch the phone hey arm i want to be an asshole i put that shit behind somebody car car to drive off Nick's scandalous, honey. Now, what we learn from this, y'all niggas better stop doing that shit,

y'all d'ams. Y'all gonna get caught. Have y'all seen the other baskets, though? Like, you try to take it too far and the motherfuck of a stop? Oh, bro. But I swear that's weird as fuck, bro. Will you be going to be?

I'm like, they hate homeless people, man. The motherfuckers can't even get baskets and enjoy now, man. They'd be doing too fucking much. Still in 19 baskets walking down the fucking street looking crazy. Man, nobody wants to see that shit. Man, man.

The baskets is for the people, man. Man, Brian didn't even going to lie. I was driving down west of yesterday going home and a motherfucker. Melfocke of homeless man was like stuck with his basket I'm like, okay, he's stuck. I'm gonna go around him.

For some reason, the minute I'm turning this motherfucker fucking basket turned into a rocket ship. Muffer almost hit bar. I was like, what he's doing? He's like, fuck you. And I'm that, man, fuck you too. I think had a motor on that motherfucker on that motherfucker on that motherfucker leaving the 7-11.

That thing said it turned to a rocket ship. Man, car turned into a Ferrari and shit out of night. He turned the nitron or something. Hey, the sickest basket right now is in Amazon fresh. You been to Amazon grocery store? Shit crazy, dog. Because you ain't no employees. Just put everything in the basket. It's employees, but you go get the basket. You sign

on to your Amazon. Boop, scan it, right? Think I'm all right. He, Amazon Fresh customer. Boom. You start pushing shit through the store. Put the shit in the basket and scan it. Boop. As soon as you drop it in there. As soon as you drop it in there, you ain't got to pay for shit or nothing. It's going to scan everything. As soon as you drop it in there, and you walk right out the store.

I got by the crib, too. That shit is crazy. Probably your motherfuck You gonna figure out how to rig that shit and not pay for nothing We're dropping in there too Drop it in there fast Like

You're gonna drop me $7,000 worth or something It'd be $1 They got to check out To be in the fast Yeah Put a scan this shit Put a PS5 in there

For $20 and walk out Amazon fresh Yeah but I got Target you only pay for the water bottle and have fucking a bunch of this shit They'd be watching

me at my target now Yeah be over my back Like For what At that at your self-checkout. Because them goddamn jackets you'd be wearing.

He looked like you be stealing them there. He got jackets. You know he got... Sorry, Target. It looked like he'd be stealing like razors and shit, bro. I stole some shit from Target for sure. What's the worst thing, though? From Target?

Like, what was the one you were like, yeah, I got that one off. Some furniture, because I stole the end table from that motherfucker. Hey, man, I didn't even go lie, but I just stole baby food before. Baby food? You don't even got a baby. I know for my sisters and shit. I was like, oh, he got my sister,

come on. I was like, he got baby mama drama. He ain't even got a baby. Sometimes he only be paying attention at that motherfucker. If you ain't paying attention, I'm pushing my basket through. I'm just going to push it through. I'm just going to push it through.

I stole an air mattress, bro. And that motherfucker was from Target. And that motherfucker was defective. I couldn't even take it back. That's what you guys. It was a real hell. You know what I'm saying? When you get karma?

Yeah. Target, we just bullshit. I'm not. Tarzan. I'm bullshit. I love Target. Oh, fuck. That shit is real.

When you were going in there, bro, man, you expect to go in there for one thing. You just find a bunch of shit. But whenever I'm going to target, I always buy a board game for some reason. A board game?

Yeah, but what's your favorite board game? Shit, man, I'm not even going to lie, but I'm going to go with the candy cane one. Do you always, it's kind of like a fucking,

like it. What is it? Candyland. Oh, candy land. Oh, candy land. And fucking Monopoly. I like life. I ain't think Monopoly in a long.

ass time. Man, bro, that's shit fun. When you with all your homies, hunger, y'all compete. But Monopoly never stop. Oh, no. It's just Uno for me now. I don't. I don't know. It's just, it's just on no for me now, nigga. I just, damn, that's the only thing. I like the game of life, though. You like life? I ain't played that shit either. When you get the salary and all that, you feel me? That shit dope.

I remember that fucking gigantic fucking connect four game? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit's still out. No, we're talking about the gigantic. It's big as fuck. At the boys and be at parties and shit. Yeah, that's your phone. They had it. They put the motherfuckers at parties.

That's the giant jinga. I got it. That's where I was at getting, I guess. I got it. Yeah, that and the giant jenga. Yeri, swipe up for me, man. Oh, yeah. Hey, Yuri, let me get a bank on no, please, on my soundboard.

We're still on this one. We're still on this one. Can I get a detector phone too? This is. Swipe up, man. Ooh. Oh, another sound effect you got. We didn't step up at this bitch.

That's my, ma'am. We get down again, not the mama. That's my mom. Hey, we should start it off with that shit. I've seen this. This was the stupidest shit I've seen. Somebody put up a picture and said, LeBron James with two years training

versus a prime Mike Tyson. Who do you got? Mike Tyson? That is the stupidest shit ever I fucking heard. And if anybody here thinks that LeBron can beat up Mike, Prime Mike Tyson in two years, you're a fucking piece of shit. I don't get it.

Well, I'm a piece of shit then. Lakers, you know what I'm saying? No, I'm fucking. I'm bullshit. But the niggas taking Space Jam too, too serious. You feel me? They see LeBron doing all this shit with the tunes and shit. They think he could beat up Mike Tyson now, probably Mike Tyson.

Yeah, Mike Tyson. Damn, bro, L.A.'s going to be fun, bro. Bro, we got the right pitcher for the darkness. You know everybody, AD. I need some fucking tickets. I don't know everybody. You know everybody, dog. I didn't even go out.

I did one of the reasons Russell was coming to L.A. because obviously he's from here, but blast him, you know. Why? That my fucking bum blast every day. Who? Man, fucking Russell Westbrook. Oh, yeah, my nigga, man.

Bro. He coming to you know. Shout out to my boy, Russell Resbrook, you know what I'm saying? Welcome home, dog. Yeah, that man, welcome home.

Real L.A. native out here, bro, that's going to be so much fun. I wish they would have got my boy DeMarter Rosen, man. That out of it's crazy. Man, that would have been stupid. I like DeMar, me what I'm saying? He'd be sad, though, man.

You be sad to me. much but he did his, he did, he did his thing. He's not going to be sad, man. He'd be sad, man. I promise you he looks shy. He'd be sad. He'd suffer for success. Like Cali. Like, Callet. Yeah. Like, damn, man. We got, we got Carmelo too down.

Bro, that's going to be so much fun, bro. That's major. We got the white. We got to have a no jumper booth at the Staples Center or something. We got all chipped in. We got a little too urban for that. Yeah, that motherfuckers is strict. We'll have motherfuckers in a crowd fighting each other. shit. Look that bitch ass nigga right there. Yeah, I'm God in heaven.

Man, bro, tickets are going to be crazy. I tell you what, we better win a goddamn ring. Bro, we better. We bet not try to go sit down there on that floor. Don't even worry about it. You better get your vaccination cards. I'm going to get vaccinated. It's going to come where it's mandated

because it's already coming, man. They already said that shit in New York. Bards, restaurants. Got to put that Vegas bed in. As soon as they say grocery store and Target is done. Mives will just go sign up. and get your fucking shot bet on the lakers and six who you think is the lakers biggest competition they're gonna be the nets the nets the nets because they're coming back yeah fucking they got kevin derang curry irving james hard and blake griffin and they got great role players

around him now bro milwaukee first of all milwaukee can't guard ad who's gonna guard him under the cumbull and then what no brown open who gonna go around him both who but we're not argue about basketball right now. I was just going to turn Kiki off. Can I get a not to mama, please? No, get that fuck out of here. You gotta be on point. Now, but that shit gonna be fun, bro.

What was that? Nahmnaw. Who is it? Is that me or is that baby dinosaur? That's you. They're the baby. Oh. Nab now.

Man, this shit sounds like some shit. Aided dude, though. No, it's Kiki. My sound board is almost done, bro. What's that? Oh, the next topic. This is your Kiki, you do for sure. You have to pick up.

I got to read it too. I'm going to like, boy, that's you right there. Hold on, hold on a groom shoots his friend on wedding day for sleeping with his. Oh, that's for sure not me. Nick, talk to the bike, Kiki. They can hear everything I'm saying. I couldn't hear you like that. Oh, damn, that's sad.

According to sources, a groom suspect, his new wife had an affair with his friend, and on the wedding day the groom took matters into his own hands uh-oh he grabbed a blicky what is this Devin Jose Jose Jones Sound like a nigga not to be fucked with

Devin Jose He blacked again he has to be black and makes again That's what's up Was heading home after the wedding with his bride and his friend Traffic began to get heavy While they were waiting Jones began to accuse his wife and friend of an affair Jones extremely upset got out the car

And shot Oh, shot the victim hitting his friend in the leg Then also left off a shot, let off a shot At a car passing by on the road, Stricing one of the persons in the hand Damn, so he popped this motherfucker What is that? Is that attempted murder?

Bro, hell, no, no, no. What is that? What else is it? So, but you see, he shot somebody, It's assault with a deadly weapon. But he shot him, though. No, no, but under the waist. He shot somebody. else in the hand driving on the freeway was what was his I'm trying to think was his

homie in the car with his girl he was in another car behind him I think well no no no they was in the same way oh they was in the same wit he started accusing him with his bride and friend terrible began to get heavy so he was in there he was probably was like because in the back seat he was plodding already so bro that niggins had that plan, bro. That nigga was a motherfucker, bro. You drive on the city. You probably was behind him.

You drive. Yeah. You drive. So y'all fucking. That shit sounds crazy. Shut your ass up. I think anybody will do that shit, though, bro. I ain't gonna lie.

If your homie did that, bro. What are your homie just fucking your girl? He in the back seat. He just really fucking a girl. Then you just find out. Like, oh, man, my back, bro. Shit just got crazy, man. I hit from the back and all that.

Fuck, man. Damn, I ain't mad at that nigga for that. Shit just got crazy, boy. Just fucked your girl. This is the crazy thing. Is he still married to his wife? Is he going to keep his wife? Of course.

What? Devin' son. He should have popped her too. Man, that shit is over. Relationship is done. You can have everything. Hold on. You can have everything. Jones's wife was able to flag down an ambulance to help the ones who were shot.

Jones is currently being charged with attempted first-degree murder. Damn. He's gone. and two counts of aggravated primary damage to the property according to authority. And let me tell you why let me tell you why this is even even worse. He didn't

kill the nigger. The niggas going to get out the hospital or probably start fucking your bitch, bro. While you in jail with a bunch of men? So that is let you guys know don't kill nobody over these holes bro. You know what I'm saying? Because she's going go jump to somebody anyway, bro.

My thing was, bro, he could have easily been at the church and been like in front of the whole family. Man, this bitch is a whore. She's not a person of God. She's fucking him. And he should have walked out. Took out the bowtie. Through the bowtie and just walked out. And would have been a free man

who would have been happy right now. Yeah, but that love shit is different. That's what I said, bro. Love's a dangerous thing, bro, for real. He looks sad right now. Why I look sad? You fighting with Big Mama. I ain't mad at that. Would you take off on her, though, too? The girl?

Yeah. The way he said, would you check out of him? Not me, but I know some people who would. Bitch! Would you? Bop her ass upside to fucking head, bitch. You're gonna pop her up? You fucking a homie in the backseat, bitch, and you right next to me, I'm socking you.

I'm gonna, like, pray that they get hit by a bus or something. I'm putting both of them out. While I'm telling them to get out, I might just fire on both of them. Like, fuck it. Y'all want to do this shit, get up out of here. I ain't gonna, like, support her out. But I'm talking about, like, if you're in love, like, if you marrying her, you're like, this is, That's your cinnamon apple, you feel me?

And the nigger's sitting there and turn your bitch to a toast and struttle, cut. That's your cinnamon apple. Somebody over there glazing her dog. A bitch is cold as fun, God. That shit is crazy, though. That's crazy as fun. Let's read this one. Man duct tape to seat on flight to Miami after allegedly groping and assaulting flight attendants.

I've seen that nigga, too. He was going crazy. They duct tape that nigga for the flight. He called. You are gonna. So he's just like, thanks for that soda. Thanks for the cheeses, mama. Thanks for them crackers, bitch.

Hey, John, should we show on the video this shit? I wonder did he go to jail. But they got a duct tape you on the flight? Ducks tape you on the flight is crazy. Why are they just carrying duct tape anyway? Like, what's that shit about? That's like the third fucking person. But 2021 is a weird ass year, brother.

They've been doing that shit all types of people. Watch this, watch this. They're about to pull it up on the screen right now. Bro, this nigga was wild, bro. Oh, no, watch it. Watching the video when you're going to send in the group chat, but I didn't know what he was saying. Look, look, look, look. Come on, man.

Frontier, frontier bullshit. Frontier, that's why he was mad. Fonger try to kill him. Look at it. Is that another flight attendant with a glitz, though? Look, look. Get the fuck. They put it around his mouth, dude.

That's a lady, dude. He just did that on purpose. No, they put it around his mouth. People got their phone. Wait, it get worse, though, Josh. Show up. I see him breaking out that motherfucker. Man, I'm going to say my friend out.

He was breaking out. He was like this. Like, he wanted to get his border cross. You're going to hear that nigga two cents and shit. No, but I'm a motherfucker that said my parents are worth more than $2 million. You know what? You know, well, you suck. Was he faded?

Saturday night. He started to get a racist. He's some racist. My parents are worth more than two million dollars,

he said. Look at, he looked like fucking a fucking prick. Bro, he didn't call this 22 years on junk, motherfucking dumb ass.

Man, my fucking, why you fucking with the flight attendant? See, and that's crazy. Man, that's a federal crime

out of you just in the plane and the kids he's going to get on no fly list, bro, forever. I think they'll let a lot of shit pass

once you, You acting crazy If I get on that motherfucker And I stab you If you're acting crazy I think they'll let it pass Because that's crazy I think

Nah, they ain't about to let you stab Somebody pass Man, I don't know Man, I don't know I'm saving lives You saving them They duct tape the nigga That's actually

But I'm saying If a nigga Like he did Then I got up And try to You know what I'm saying But if you stab him Maybe stab him in the situation

I think they'll let it go Nah No Go go Go go go Go go out Yeah Why'd you do that?

Let the nigger live. I just were talking about my parents. Why'd you do that? He was crazy. I'd stab him one time. I'm paralyzed. I just saved 150 lives, though. Yeah, the cops came in here.

Thank you, T. Real. Here's a gift certificate to Army. For your courage. So what happened, man? I accidentally got her, man. I think I'm like, ah, you're a fucking. hero free peanuts for the rest of your life free peanuts yeah no flights in the

yeah do you cold okay I swear the guy frontier got the money to get you in the motherfucker trying to get out the exit door man and get out that exit door that's out niggins be doing that shit too that's crazy that's crazy motherfucker bro i see my fuck is trying to jump out the exit shit on the fucking internet bro oh okay like soon as a flight start they're trying to hop out the emergency bro i got a fire on you who the fuck you doing that bro if i even see you getting up acting crazy I'm gonna fuck you up. I'm getting off because down you got me nervous, bro.

Right, even going on like, a couple of them back, I've seen a video with, when fucking girls were just having to rumble in the plane. Oh yeah, I'm just saying that. Bro, I'm like, what the fuck? You bitches? Man, bro, I'm already scared of flying, right? Like, I'm already thinking like, oh, I'll turpin it. I'm like, oh my God.

But man, fucking bitches is squabbling, running full fades. There's a referee in the middle. Like, he didn't be, get a girl, get a girl. I'm like, oh, hell no. See, I would want to put her to be a bitch. I would want a head of cabbage just to throw out the ass, sat down. Just imagine you see a head of caverns get thrown.

And that she just busts open right on your head. Man, bro, bitch, let me. Oh, man, let me, bro. Hey, you. So I always be that. Throw somebody poodle. Yeah. Yeek.

Man, bro, who the fuck is Alfonzo? Nick Carlton, care. Read that. For real? Yeah, read that. Damn, Alfonzo. I don't even know your last name. It opens up about feeling rejected by the black community.

Why, cuz? Because the nigga, they think he called to him, bro. Bro, it's just like right now, if you ever run into the nigga that play Harry Potter, you're gonna think you off the top. Man, that's that nigga Harry Potter, bro. You over there about to go jump on your broom and go play you some quidditch and shit, because he can't look at him

somebody else. So they think that he's like he white was, basically. And he got a white wife too, so they don't make it any better for him. Damn, he got a white wife? Yeah. What show do we What's that show that he run? Fresh Prince

No, no no No one. Funny most funny his home video That's something else It's like kind of like Bob second Yeah I'm saying like But I don't see nobody

In a community Talking about all like But what is it? What was it? No What would be your first thought about him Like keep a gangster? He whitewashed

All right You know what I'm saying? But that's because he played The character so good And so prominent bro That nobody wants to look at him As anyone else. But as we growing up now, is whitewash a bad thing?

Like, what is whitewash? Like, because he talked proper. Be proper, living life good. Yeah, like, got good credit. You know what I'm saying? You speak like cool English with no slang? Might be eating some caviar on the weekends. That's the life I want whitewash me, nigga.

Like, yeah. We're not clowning at my boy Alfonso. We're not clowning you at all, dog. Stop it. You live in the right life. The white wash. I mean, the white wife, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't. You're doing what you were supposed to do for your family.

But listen what he said, though. No, I wouldn't marry a white girl, though, dog. Anybody at this table of marry a white girl? I mean, if it's love, love is love. They ain't got no color to me. I'm returning to old boy. Who is that nigga that I don't like the same, the marriages like that?

White and black marriages. Who is that nigga that don't like that shit? What is that day? He'd be fight with Kevin Samuels. Dr. Umar? Dr. Umar, me. I'm Dr. Umar. Look, but that nigga said, I am a mixed, I'm in a mixed relationship and I get things and

looks and comments constantly and I find it very interesting because you see a lot of things on social media where people say things that people have positions and perspectives. It's not easy to make that choice because you're not at home and any home. I'm never going to be white and I'm never going to be fully supported in the black house. That's fucked up. Damn, that's what you think, duh. Man, Carlson, man, you're the homie, and we got the same first name. Don't even train, guys.

No way we're thinking like that. Feel me? I mean, shout out to my nigga Carlton, bro. I support Carlton. I'm saying, I fuck with him. Give me one of these little hosting gigs. Don't say we ain't did the dance.

Let me be the next host of America's Funniest Home Videos. I'm about to Brian Gumbo this shit out, nigga. Fuck with you. I'm about to be the next Wayne Brady out here on everything. Why not? And I've seen this shit, too. This shit was funny to me. Whoa, this is crazy.

Come on, dog. The Jim Twins of Ohio were reunited at 39 after being separated at birth. When they got the talking, they found out that they had. lived identical lives. This is crazy. When the twin boys were put up for adoption in 1940 at only three weeks old, their adoptive parents coincidentally named them both James. Both men can be named Jim for short, and that was just the start

of it. The two will grow up only 40 miles apart from each other and go on to live lives that was spookily similar. Both had a beloved childhood dogs named Toy, and as schoolchildren, both have, was it, proviscibly for math and woodworking, but were not great at spelling both jims had married twice the first time they married women named linda when that didn't work out and they divorced they met and went on to marry women named betty that's weird both jim lewis and jim springer had a son and i'm sure you saw this coming both gave their boys the

name james allen or james allen in springer's case this is crazy that's crazy both gems were heavy smokers drove the same car and had similar jobs and security lewis was a security guard while jim's Tim Springer had been a deputy share. They even took vacations at the same Florida Beach. Neither one of these people knew, what neither man knew any of these impossible facts about their brother. However, until Lewis, age 37, decided to try and get in contact with his twin.

In 1977, he succeeded and finding contact details to an Ohio courthouse. The pair spoke on the phone and eventually agreed to meet. How crazy is that? Super. 40 miles away, not to follow them each other either. But you know how to be. saying twins we have like the same type of mind bro that's a couple hours away right a couple hours i'll say like fucking but they didn't meet each other for 40 years bro

i don't know i know about we're saying but imagine they're only like a couple fucking the most an hour two away and bro they never met each other with the exact same with everything but that's what that's what they be saying twins be having that fucking same type of mind they have that connection they know what each other's thinking and shit like that connection for sure that's That shit is crazy, though. Kiki, my brother, I don't know what the fuck he'd be thinking about. Man. If we around each other and some shit and something going on, you know what I'm thinking, for

show. Well, I know that. Yeah. In crisis mode, for sure. Yeah. Me and Kiki, you look at each other like, it's on. We fucking some shit up. Stoner bashing time.

Man, but y'all's a big motherfucker's. Yeah, yeah, we don't play? Man, I ain't fighting young. I'm stabbing. Oh, that's what I know. No, that's me. You're big as fucking. Spear your ass and then I'm gonna just get the shit over with you.

I told you. I'm Mohammed Ali. I seen Kiki put a hole in the Honda, bro, from the points, bro. Blah, like a big ass man. Kiki is a big ass motherfucker. Yeah, man, I'm trying to be cool, man. I'll be trying to be cool, man. Because, no, it's elves that come with this shit, too, though.

You know what I'm saying? Real shit. That's all it is, and that's why I'm saying. I'm trying to be cool. I don't want my motherfuckers trying to fuck me up. But that's why I be telling you, and that's why I be telling Duno is like, you all live in a different life now.

You ain't got to be sitting there dealing with that shit and you know what too you don't need to get people your energy bro everybody don't deserve your energy y'all supposed to guard that shit like that shit can throw off every fucking thing bro it's a lot of haters there's a lot of jealous individuals and shit you know what what I'm saying me sometimes now I look at the phone I just throw that motherfucker leave everybody leave me alone for a little about in a little wild bro so I can get myself straight and nobody asking for nothing nobody oh assuming things and having even social media bro sometimes bro I just stay off that shit the whole day you know I mean and I don't

be on Instagram just scrolling down looking that shit like I go on there see who's liking my shit, DM me and my nigga I keep the shit pushing you know what I mean? Because once you get wrapped up in that shit too now you're putting too much energy into something else, you know what I'm saying? Post a picture, get out of there. Yeah, post a picture to get out of there. Yeah.

Unless you want to be like, do know and put some dickpicks out there, you jack off and send that shit through the fucking face. Jack it off, homie. No videos. It's crazy. And the DMs when I slide on I know Kiki's show been doing that shit too.

Not the DM, though. Kiki's a jiggle-low, bang. Not the DM, no. I'm not the DM. What, Key? Let me ask you something. What was the worst shit you think you didn't did? You was just like, this is like the worst.

Yeah, why would you ask me some shit like that? Because it's real. It was out the top of the hitting that. The worst shit that I did. Like, he was like, man, I'm, I'm kind of low for this one. I'm kind of low for this one. But like, yeah, like, damn, this is like the bottom of the barrel. It's just some shit out and did.

I hit the neighbor for like, for like two pounds of weed. And, like, and, like, and, like, and, like, Like, you felt I'm saying, like, come on, man. Like, yeah, like, you feel what I'm saying? You hit the neighbor for two pounds a weed? I'm sorry, chasing Chad, man. Like, did she do you the money or she just already had the weed? No, he was my boys.

Chasing Chad, them niggas moved in. You remember chasing Chad next door to Mr. Jackson? I remember. They moved from Palmdale. Them niggas had weed, bro. One day this nigga Chad was talking shit. We was playing about it. I was like, okay.

All right, for show. Nigger what? Try to spend a night. left at like three in the morning hit the game and you smacked his moms no I'm fucking booked him

for two pounds oh I thought you said you fucked their mom that's what I thought the nigga did I was like I'm gonna say you were cold nil I didn't know you asked me like what's the craziest thing like sexual

like on some shit like that that I was talking about I could have swore you said you fucking talking about somebody next question yeah what they're crazy names next

I paid him all. He's a thing he did toll on his cell phone on no jumble, y'all. I paid him off. Edit the shit out, please, Josh. The nigga the toll on himself. Oh, my fucking God. He's talking shit in you fuck day, mom? I had a threesome.

I had a threesome on the MGM rooftop. That don't sound bad, Kiki. No, that shit is like super, like crazy. Nigger, a fucking flashlight dude walking up on you because you just don't give a fuck. That's tight, though. That's not crazy. Nah, nigga. Next question.

Okay, look at him, God. Get out of there, my nigga, you know what I'm saying? Kiki, you don't understand the shit. Russia is building a futuristic combat suit in the claims that can stop a 50-caliber bullet. No fucking thank you. Whoa. Your stupid motherfuckers.

Shoot me and then break your whole fucking arm off. Imagine if niggas start getting a hold of that shit, bro. Man, a 50-caliber bullet. I don't give a fuck of what you got on. It's going to twist your arm. Look at that shit. It's going to break it. That nigga looked like he's fresh out of Halo, bro.

It looked like it to protect his chest. It ain't going to, it might not penetrate, but it'll break your arm, though. What if you see the nigga just walking down the street with that shit? And the hood just gangbanging with a song. I'm looking for AD. What would you do? With that shit? With that shit on?

That shit ain't going to stop a grenade. I'll tell you what. A nigga who had to shit in his hand and throw it at that, this don't stop doo-doo! I'm looking for AD. Whatever you're off-sroom, you dancing with O.T. Digger, walk up. Who are you looking for?

You. I'm like this. Please don't stop the music. A dude is. I'm going to start popping on you. I'm like, Oh. Oh, this thing is lost.

That didn't even want to kill you no more. He's going to be like, they're like, boy, this digger is done. You can't give things in the hood that suit. Speaking of Halo, man, man, I was so mad that nobody gave me the fucking beta shit, bro, to play the new shit early. I was hot, man. Hopefully somebody got that shit and that shit is fire.

I've been waiting for that game a long time, man. I got a big day in hip hop tomorrow, too. What's the big day in hip hop? Nah, it's dropping. I know. And Kanye is dropping. And Kanye, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Kanye dropping, too.

Oh, man, we don't know, though. He didn't pump. He did pump fake. No, he's driving. He's going to drop. He's going to drop. I don't know. I don't know.

You don't know. You don't know. You don't know until he dropped. He said. He may take another two weeks to perfect him. No, he because, I mean, you had to buy tickets for Donda for him to release the album. My nigga, they did it the first time. I mean, that was a listening party.

He's a listening party tomorrow. This is a releasing party tomorrow. It's a release party. Am I good at this. My brother, but I'm living in the Mercedes Benz. He's a nigga rich, man. He's a billionaire, bro.

Don't think too much about it. I know, I know, but like, my thing is, that was the conversation. Can I stay here for a couple weeks? Yeah, it'll be a million a day. Okay. Hello? Don, can I stay here?

Yeah, a couple weeks. All right, cool. Thank you. Click. He paying a million to live in a fucking locker room, bro. I would take this money, too. Yeah, I'll take it.

You want to live here? Right here. You know it's a million. Shit, fuck it. All right, cool. Take it. That my fucking cash has to own it every day. Nicky's the cash after the owner a million every day.

All country. Oh, Kanye, the request it to come through. Wow. He for sure hold them niggins with money. Nah, he for sure paying that shit. Every day, though. But that's, he sold it out again.

Damn. So he made all that money back. I mean, he's selling, he's selling fucking cookies and brownies, niggins for $50. Kanye Brownie is worth of $50. Bro. God damn. I'm gonna feel like... A chocolate chip cookie and a brownie for 50?

I'm gonna feel like it's gonna get me closer to Jesus, bro. I'm gonna feel like I want. I'm gonna start eating it like this. Jesus walks. That brownie and that cookie like a shroom. That brownie and that cookie like a shroom. Muffalo gonna be over there. Jesus walks with me.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. That motherfucker's that motherfucker living in the spell.

Muffer 10 hours late. Keep a jeep. Do you know, do you be making your bed? Oh, yeah, every morning. You're making your bed, Kiki? Hell no. I don't make my bed. I used to, man.

I used to try, man. My kids be sleeping in my bed. I can't do it anymore. Like, I'll just, like, throw this shit, like, make it look cool, but I ain't making it for sure. Like, I get up. When the last time a nigga made your bed then? Shit, I'll make it up on the weekends.

On Sunday. I watch my clothes. I ain't made my business, Pac died. Fuck. 30 fucking years. Hey. Damn here. Hey.

Hey, no, but they said, bro, I'm going to start doing it, though, because they said that if you start making your bed. It gives you a peace of mind and the energy is connected to your brain. No, but basically, like, you're completing the task, and it's going to make you one of complete tasks going through the day and shit. You know what it is? Like mental shit, bro. Yeah, boy, I'm in a rush.

Oh. show doing like I kind of but when I every day when I wake up bro because I feel weird when I'm like at home all day and I'm just like laying down and I'm like my bed and I'm like damn you feel me? Make the fucking bad and shit. Yeah. She you feel good about yourself. Yeah, your mom and slap the shit

out of you. Yeah. Your ass out of air. You know what's good. Do you know? Clean your room now where you will not record on Wednesday. What's your mom call you? What's your nickname? Sebelo Occo or I didn't know a fucking Daniel, Daniel. What's Sybilote? What's Sibyloka?

No, fuck, Bodoke. I'm saying, Badoque. Badoque. It's kind of like baby boy. Badoque, baby boy, oh, okay, but okay. So you call your kid the bodoke's now. Badoke.

Like you said, your son? Badoke. Nah. Baby boy. What are you going to call him? Batoke. Well, I call my son. What's up, Dad, Dad.

That's what I was like. Yeah. I call my son by his damn name. Bad, motherfucker fucking that nigga is wrong. What's his name? Zane, nigga. Supreme. What the fuck?

Your son name is Zane? Yeah. So, Wayne name. That is he said. He does that be like he regretted his name and him Zane. I do. That's why his name is Supreme right now.

I mean, I let my, that's his middle name? Supreme, yeah. His real name was supposed to be Supreme, Cah. What's your last name? Nix.

Zane's Supreme. Yeah. But he was supposed to be Supreme and they were like, oh, no. Then, you know, they had a, you know, a name. really Greek though you feel me but what does a

mean God's gift or something like that yeah God gift or something like that degree but anyway you know I'm saying I want the name is Supreme but I'm like I was all number because I mean my son name is Astro people think that's like different like super good it is yeah and I

and I tell my next kids ask catch him Douglas bro yeah ass catch him ass catch him bro like the Pokemon how you're going to spell it And first of I got a Pokemon. He was a human. He wasn't a Pokemon trainer.

He wanted to be the best that ever was. The sickest name for a kid that was a son is sir. That shit is hard. Wait, no. What's the nigga? The nigga named his daughter, Waffle. That was fired to me. Waffle?

Yeah. What's the nigga name? Kurt, what's the name? Waffle, dad. No, hey, let's look at a. Nicky name his daughter Waffle. I thought that was like. Sir is hard, though.

Fucking food of hummus. Fucking son's name is Jack Daniels. Who? That's some real alcoholic shit right there. That's your heart is Jack Daniels. That's like naming somebody, Don Julio Douglas. That's like the girl's name. My name is like super basic in the Latino community.

Well, Daniel? Daniel. But Daniel Lopez. Daniel? That's definitely. Shout out to all the homies that's name Jesus. Jesus. Yeah, I should be only ass.

Chewy? Yeah, Chewy. That's my boy. Oh, yeah. Look. yeah curran frost he named his daughter waffle so her name is warren frost he named his daughter waffle her whole name is waffle frost man talking about names wow

that shit is hard magic's going to school it's waffle here magic calling her late night can I get some of that a waffle frost oh now bro motherfuckers gonna be on here at school bro I don't know bro because we live in a time now bro we're like everything is like out of of the ordinary. Even me naming

my son Astro was like something that wouldn't happen 10, 15 years ago, bro. You got to be out of order. I ain't going to be naming my that slavery shit. I want that shit. All the fucking slavery ass fucking names. You don't think Zane is a slave name?

Fuck no. Bro. Little Zane? No. That's the rapper. Motherfucker? He's a fucking slave. He was a slave in a record deal.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Hey, look, if you like bacon, it's over for you, niggins. Yeah, this is bad. Read that. You know what I'm saying? California new animal welfare law could mean the end of bacon in California. Whoa.

Do no about the move. Oh, my phone. No fucking Arby's. No fucking in and out. Wait, wait. In and out, eating in and out. Don't have bacon burgers. Arbys is roast beef for the record.

Hold on. Motherfugers. No, tams. My name ain't even going to lie, bro. Bacon is scared the fuck out of me. Why? Bro, because only certain places could really cook bacon. because, man, bro, you don't get that shit cooked, right?

You don't eat bacon, Josh? Bacon is good everywhere. I've never had, like, no bad bacon. It's a restaurant that puts bacon on everything. Where are you getting the bacon for? Man, right? I didn't know a lot, bro. Look.

McDonald's. That lets you know, bro, that you, like, you really critique the food, bro. What? Because I've never tasted no bad bacon. Astroburgers, bacon burgers, guys, but that shit always fucks me up for some reason. Like, man. I'm thinking we talking about, like, breakfast restaurants. I ain't talking about, I

ain't talking about the bacon on the hamburgers at jack in a box. When you got a greasy ass burger with greasy as bacon and the way they make it, of course is going to fucking make you sleepy and shit. But y'all nigg's got to stop killing the pigs, obviously, because they're going to just cut that shit off, man. It says at the beginning of next year, California's

will begin enforcing an animal welfare proposition approval overwhelmingly by voters in 2018 that requires more space for breeding pigs. egg-gland chickens and veal calves. National veal and egg producers are optimistic that they can meet the new standards, but only 4% of hog operations now comply with the new rules. Unless the courts intervene or the state temporarily allows non-compliant meat to be sold in the state,

California will lose almost all of its pork supply, much which comes from Iowa, and pork producers will face higher costs to regain a key market. I eat turkey bacon anyway. I like turkey bacon too. Man, I'm going to be crazy, but fucking chopping bacon. That's a great. Nick, we're like, bro, I got the zip-alach, man.

No offense, but a lot of white motherfuckers like bacon. I ain't going to lie. A lot of everybody like bacon. Yeah. Producers will face higher. Who don't like bacon? A lot of motherfuckers don't eat bacon. Niggins.

Niggins. Niggas. Nogh. Bagan. That's my God. We eat that turkey bacon, though. Turkey bacon prior. Look, it's say producers will face higher costs to regain and keep more.

Nigger bacon is going to be like $25. Dash. I'm wrong. Bacon is worth $25. At Target. I'm taking it. A nigga for sure going to be running up on pigs, my nigga. A nigga going to be having a...

Nick going to have a pig barn in his backyard and shit. Man, that isn't a lie, brother. Nigggo had a blammy pack knocking them off every day. For baking, nigga, nigga. Fuck, what's got me then? Kill a pig? Who? To kill a pig?

Yeah. What do you mean? If you get hungry in there? No, no. No shit. Like for no reason? That's cruel. No, too.

Cooking, fool? It probably be fire. No, yeah, but I'm like, I'm finding the East to do that shit. Just cut it like, that's what my girl said her dad are you doing, hanging them up and shit and then cut it and let it bleed and take the guts out. I'm like, cuh.

You still eat it, though. Eat like a motherfucker. Yeah, I'm like. You still eat it, though. If we had to survive, don't count on me. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?

If we had to survive in the streets. You eat bacon. No, Cudges don't want to see that part. Like, if we had to survive in the forest, it's over. Man, you don't ask me for no help, I ain't cutting the chicken head off. You like chicken nuggets, right? Yeah, I'm gonna eat it. They thought the motherfucker's in the blender, nigga.

I'm gonna eat it, though. Like, he throws. They'd be like, yeah, I can't eat it. They're gonna be different. You be different to shit in the song. We're gonna be like this. See ya later that, Twitter out. Oh, that's fucked up.

What did you guys are gonna say? What happened? Then everybody's in the video, we fuck out of basketball just like, little burden. Damn. Oh, my fucker's going right to check fillet. They're gonna.

Fire. Y'all names Scandie. With the Polynesian sauce. And the BB, you dog. Come here, your little chickley. Yeah. Yeah.

Man, Peter, like this right now. Watching no jumper. Hey, man, Peter will be running up on niggas, too. They better not run up on me. They're going to do it for that goddamn jacket you got on. Go get a left. They'll be like, shame, shame, shame, shame. Oh, the leather?

Oh, no. That's what they ran up on Gucci. Shame. Shame. Shame. Hell, yeah. Hey, show him that video when they ran up on Gucci. The motherfucking, uh, um,

Gucci, man. Yeah, the motherfucker animal rights people. Oh, he was in that bookstore. Shane, Shane. He was like, what the fuck going on? Yeah, I'm like, y'all. Y'all niggas is tripping, bro. Nigger throw some bacon bits in their eyes, like,

ah, by I see some shit when Peter workers were like, protest, seeing some of my girls cookies and baking hot dogs in front of them, eating with his home music. Look at this, nigga. What was he wearing? TNZ funny, but do-d-doo-doo. Gucci mind his business. Look.

What are he wearing, though? Leather. Look. Shame on Gucci. Come on. He just like, what? Get your big stupid awkward ass up out of here, you fucking weirdo. Why do you shake his hand for a thing?

Bro, it is like, I got a book, man. He didn't even move. Big thing, Gucci didn't even move. And this is his head. Look at the shit. Gucci Man stands his ground. Yeah, still in pocket. They sick with this shit, dog.

He's going to shake his hand at first. That's what, it looked like that's what happened to blue faces. Somebody got popped for that shit to remember in the boxing ring. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're trying to be cool. Y'all watched the NBA draft this year? Yeah, I did a little bit. I definitely did.

I didn't. I know nobody at that motherfucker out of him. I seen Gator on the NBA draft. They had like a little spot congratulating them and shit. I was proud of my nigga. What? Yeah. That's crazy.

That's crazy. I didn't see that. Yeah. He's like, he's watching the show, Dave. Want to wish you guys. You know what I'm saying? This is a dope.

I was like, wow. Wow. That's big. That's a big look. That mean little Dicky ain't taking none of that shit. Gator like, yes, I'll take it.

I would do the same shit as him. I got damn right. You feel me? Yeah, let's talk about this. Woman at Pool arrested for for refusing to turn off Cardi B and Meg the Stallion is Wop. Oh, that's crazy. How do you get arrested for that?

It says Stephanie Krupp was asked to leave the pool after she kept playing the song, but she refused. The police were dispatched to the area after Stephanie and her daughters refused to leave the pool when asked. The staff reportedly took issue with her loud music, but was particularly bothered by the unscissed aversion of why. When officers arrived on the scene, they instructed Stephanie and her girls to make the exit,

but the small family refused again. Prompting would turn out to be a violent arrest. According to police, Stephanie pushed an officer who was looking at a woman. away from her, resisted being handcuffed and began throwing punches, the cops and other visitors of the pool. Her 11-year-old daughter allegedly came to her defense, attacking the cop from behind and attempt to stop him from arresting her mother. Unfortunately, that didn't work out in her favor. She was ultimately placed in handcuffs, but her fight didn't come to an end.

She kicked another police officer that she was carried to the back of the patrol car. Hobbs said that one of the cops, Stephanie attack, was injured and transported to a local hospital where he was treated. All this over, why? You imagine it being at the pool with your daughter. That just read a whole little new story. Satisfied a freak. There's some holes in this stuff. There's some holes in this stuff.

But how many times, how many times? Hey, oh, hold on, man. But you know what? How many times do you have to play it for the police to get called, though? They played it for show like nine times. You mentioned six hours. I'm going to play the, there's some more. I mean, come on, dog.

You had an apartment building, or you had a apartment building. You had a pool like his kids, man. Turn that shit off. On me, bro. Wet-ass pussy. On the spot, let's go. Wet-ass pussy. Wet-ass pussy.

Super wet. Super wet. Go keep you. On the spot. On the spot, yeah, I do my thing. On the spot, y'all let them hang. On the spot. Yeah, on the spot, yes, off the brain.

Super wet pussy. You know that I let them hang. Blue ragging, it's on the left. Big blue. Them loke, I don't wear no vets. No viz. My nigg. My nigg.

My nigg. My nigg. T. My nigg. He got on West up. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah.

I'm right. I almost fucked this today is a good day. Yeah. Little brother compared to ice cube. Where a pussy? Damn. That's cool. Cool.

Do know on the show with a pro club. Pro club. Just like me. Mola. Mola. Black and Brown. Yeah. I can rap all day and all nine.

Skit. No jump to freestyle. You know he get wild. Yeah. I'm up all night. All night. I be on them stripes like, ooh. Strikes like, ooh.

Yeah. Sugar-free phone. Put a bitch on that fucking whole struggle. Yeah. Crazy with the shit. Hey, I'm getting lazy with the shit. Yeah. Start touching my collar.

You know what I'm saying? The bag on tune in. That's big ski right there, big ski. Motherfucking TV. That was fire. I like that. I mean, you all is inspiring me. I see in the jacket.

I see my boy, dude. I'm like, hold on, man. We're going to keep rocking this shit right. High for the big ski. What house phone did like three. That means Kiki got to do another one then. What happened? Freezer house, let's go.

N-N-Frey house phone, nigga, we're going to do it again. Go ski. Go ski. I come back. I come back. Let's go. No, J-U-M-P-E-R. I don't know.

I just bought me a fucking call. I do it and I just got the fluid. Put her in my face. You know I'm going to do it. I like them thick. Light skin. Dick pics. Are you?

Right, man. That's right. I've been sending them motherfuckers. I've been sending them all summer. I might pull up in a blue hummer. Pull that bitch, really pummer. Hey, my brother on the beat. Yeah.

Mike going through Miami heat like this and like that. Yeah, yeah. I even came in with a blammy pack. My old brother got the straps, so you've got a bad guy. Boop! My niggas, look. Come on, man. Big ski.

What do you think? You know, who got it? You know what I'm saying? On the ones and two. I just saw him. I'm having to get the last one in. Because the Housphone did three, huh? We got to catch him later.

My husband did three and started this. Yeah, he did. I was like, fucking Housel, you went crazy. Man, running that shit, man. You ready to go? Right off the top. Fucking house phone. He did he eat at Gugraperger.

He's a house home. That's murder. I ain't never seen a house phone in any leave a wrong. That's my niggins. I ain't even go a lot. I'll pull that trigger. Leave him on the curb. Not houseman, though.

Not house phone. I don't know. Let me stop. Because y'all got me thinking, Bob. When you said this and I'm like, it's B. No, no, that's my dick. That was two and a half. No, no.

It's B. It's Bee. Houseball. Housebone got till Tuesday to respond. Damn, he got a, he got to, he gets to prepare. No, he's been to prepare. No, me.

He's been to prepare. All right, we'll run another one back. No. Don't give a fuck. Fuck, Housebone. Yeah, I got a new truck. Yeah, Bruce Moe. Oh, now.

He and Doty Blot. What? Let's roll over there. Ain't that going on, nigga, over there. We're going to go over there and get robbed of our shit. The fuck y'all is doing it over here. Oh, shit.

No, I'm funny with you all for, man. Bitchie-love you, bro. This shit was fun, man. Oh, shit. Hey, no, bro really hit me up and gave me the Addy T'Cooker Burger, bro. The Cougar burger? Yeah, real shit. Bro really, bro probably really got a house phone.

Do they still make house phones? Yeah, yeah. I ain't a lot. I got one too. Do we got one in No Jumper? I don't use it. Hello, no jumper. You're speaking.

Yes. If I was there somebody's house and the house full wrong, I'll really look at that motherfucker like it's ancient or something. I got one, dog. It came with the cable. No, no. Do anybody call it? Nope.

See? That's a thing. That's different. That's cool, though. It came with the cable. That's cool. That's different. Yeah.

package. Yeah. I know because niggas, we don't, we take ready for free. You're going to throw in some bacon? Just think about it, bro. A master burger? Think about it, bro. Start bribing, they call the house phone. You feel me, you are not at the house.

You at the gym. You feel me, wifey pickups. Hello? Oh, uh, hit me on the landline. Yeah, no, I'm good on that. I ain't got no house phone. That shit crazy. Facebook can't track you. Not on your house phone.

I mean, but you, you know, you've seen the wire. They can still listen to you if they want you? man yeah let come on bro they get catch you that's real shit dumb ass niggas can be in crime on facebook message god bro bro niggas be doing the craziest show on instagram bro niggas be putting blowers on instagram bro niggas be doing all man i seen that shit i sent y'all nigga with a nigga oh my god i'm me chicago y'all won't okay chicago yeah y'all won bro that's great name will happen i want to know um t rugga tell you more about it my shit niggie was shooting dice nigga and i guess they got into it and they killed the nigga then check this pockets

On camera, bro And then told the nigga he was goofy And then kicked him Filming him Oh man Yeah, kick them See, that ain't even cool And it's like two more niggas

There's two more niggas Just sitting there looking at him I'm pretty sure he was out of here He was dead That's cool It was crazy I'm like The fact that niggas

recording it's all over the internet Like bro Hey we got to stop doing That type of shit To our brothers man Over fucking money Or even We gotta stop

We gotta stop Killing our brothers And sister's period Yeah No, real shit, though. That shit ain't cool, man. You probably was getting whacked in the dice game. You feel me?

Didn't like it. The homie was talking about how he was going to buy the Maserati the next day. You feel what I'm saying? And, man. That ain't going to lie, but I never know how to play that shit. Dice? Nah, bro. And you were the hard.

The homie try to teach me. I was like, I don't get it. They were like, come on, cut. You got to learn because. I was like, bro. I only shoot dice in Vegas. Yeah, me too. I never shot dice in the ghetto.

I never shot dice in the ghetto. It's too many niggas, too much shit going on, too much sidebeds going on. They ain't doing that shit. They make it out of bread. Nikes be having trick dice too. Man, that's a lot. Oh, yeah, but juvenile used to make out of bread and then put two pieces around it and they make little holes and shit. Myfugger used to play for like the cornbread or the fucking the fucking mass potatoes, the orange juice, the corners.

I'm playing with the whole tray, niggas. And I'm like, God, damn. I'm shooting for a whole tray. Bro, Fadanoi. You're starving, nigga with the whole tray. What? Oh, me. Yeah.

I don't see my fucking just. I said they're going night. I always left niggas to milk, though. Go ahead and get your on calcium up, my boy. Get that going. When you was in there, was you working out every day? Hell yeah. After, like, once I figured out, like, I was getting my time.

Hell yeah, because it was like, you feel me, it ain't, you don't know what the fuck about to go down. You feel what I'm saying? So it's just like, you either go get into the bullshit or you join the, like, you know what I mean? So it's like, shit, find something. I went to school, cut, got big. Fucked with the bullshit started hooping up there and all that shit

Man my eyes home. Oh geez to tell you though like if you short time in oh geez it'd be cool with you and tell you like love you need to do this stay out the fucking way Or get involved if you really got to get involved I didn't came across like some crazy-ass shit up in there bro like what's the worst story I've seen the nigga get like stabbed the fuck up bro like stab to fuck up like over yup over like over like just bumping them bro like walking out the door we walking in and out of child bro niggas just walked in and bumped him so i guess he just didn't like her like you found i don't know what that beef was about but all i seen was him get bumped and then he got off i'm like damn i'm like niggins you feel third week there i'm like oh wait this go then you got they shooting everybody down with them little fucking guns and shit so you got

the rubber bullets hell yeah and because they come in there they don't know like you they literally don't know who did some shit You were scared. He was scared the motherfucker, huh? Nah, I wasn't scared. I was just like,

I was more like, I was more like, I was more like, I was more like, got myself with this shit, niggins trying to get stabbed up. I was just more like, damn,

like, nigga, I didn't think that shit was, it just happened so fast, nigga, and I'm like, seeing shit just let off in the air,

now I'm just like, fuck, I'm gonna get my ass down, nigga, fuck that. But what I did see, what I did see, what I did see,

nigga was a guard in Orange County Cup, six, And Orange County. And Orange County, nigga, Theo Lacey in the county jail, right? Big as fuck. They call it the green team, my nigga.

They called him the Hulk. He was six eight. Six eight. Like, he played football and shit, but he was off the juice. Oh, my God. You would hear this nigga comment, bro. Oh, yeah. He got out he ran shit.

Oh, dude. He wasn't thought he ran shit. He did run that motherfucker, bro. I've seen this nigga pick somebody up, like, literally. slam I'm like oh my god bro this nigga is he just have him

bro four get your motherfucking ass up there niggin orange county nigga fuck wrong with you nigga man how y'all niggas man how y'all niggas feel about this baby the baby shit man

the counseling the baby bro you need to let this shit go too real he talked about this shit every fucking day yeah I do it oh my god the way the end of the nigga

niggins take my water you can have it do nothing Pull, wake me up with this shit I be trying to not say that niggas be bothering me I'm on the other side That's why No, because the whole time

T-Rail didn't see the seriousness What was happening And then like every day You know they've been dropping up For festivals and all type of shit So he's been like no And we're like bro It's getting worse and worse

And T-Rail's like No one cares And we like Yes they do care Bro He he How do you feel about it bro? Man

I think they bully and could I mean what he says said was wrong. I mean, he says sorry, but at this point, I think they really just bullying that nigga. I think they just go, you know, they just following the leader, you know what I'm saying? As far as the marketing tactics and whatever they're doing like that. I think that's what the ultimate plan. Well, you just can't cancel a nigga just like off of one thing. You know what I'm saying? Motherfuckers talking about killing motherfuckers. Fuck black niggas. Fuck black women. Fuck all of that shit. As soon as you say something about the gay community, white

niggas or something, you know, cancel a nigga right then and there. Like, God damn. The nigger said, let me learn about it. Let me see. You know what I'm saying? But golly, you know what I'm saying? Give him a chance. Give him a chance, y'all.

Godlie, let them start over, man. I think, stop bullying my je. I feel you, though? And then, you know, and then on his behalf, you just got to watch what you say, too, man. You feel me? You got a platform. You feel me?

A lot of people is watching you, bro. And you got a lot of sponsors. You got a lot of investors. You don't want to fuck that off, you feel me? So if you do come back from this shit, learn from it, bro. 100. I think he's going to be good.

Yeah, because it's been a lot, it's been a lot worse that people than done, like, you feel me? So he's going to be straight, though. Let me cool. Yeah, that shit is crazy. But T. Rail will do, he won't. I was going through. Yeah, I was going through. Y'all was outnumbering me, cut, three, four, four on one.

I mean, shit, nigga, you ain't listening. I'm like, God, damn. He's just thinking, like, man, that's the homie, man. He goes. No, because he'll write in a group chat with no jumper, and then writing a group chat with me and putting. So he's trying to get two different opinions. on shit and both

they're killing me like, nigga you're wrong T. Now pun is killing me in the whole chat. I ain't even going to lie

to you dog. When did he get his memes from? Who? Pun, Doug. She mean,

he's on his shit. No, his memes. Oh, I don't know. That's, he's trying to know your secret,

pun. I'm gonna go every meme, but I'd be going to destroy a couple times. I've been honest with me.

Man, I said that nigga some shit like he ain't got this one. And he was like can I post that shit yesterday.

you see the Spider-Man one he had Oh my god That shit is crazy dog Nika that shit is fucking crazy Let's talk about this shit though In 2012 2012 after his girlfriend broke up with him A Chicago man bought a car for $500

In her name And abandoned it Illegally parked that at an airport The car accumulated over 100,000 In parking fines Which the city demanded his girlfriend pay You got the game fucked up That's some crazy

car, bitch. Put it towards your tickets. Let's leave this shit. That's what it costs him a honey racks? No. He bought a car in her name. And then left that. So it's going to cost her a hundred racks. And they said she got to pay $100,000 because the car is in her name.

Never. Yeah. That's how he got back at his ex. The MC. And look what type of car it is too. Why would they just let us sit there and accumulate a hundred thousand worth of tickets and they're just not impound? They said, we're about to sue these motherfuckers. Yeah.

People crazy. They know they can impound that shit. They impaling your shit downtown. They would have been my shit of your shit. They would have been my shit of your shit. They would have impounded that shit. That shit gone, nigga. That's because that one ain't something

that nobody fucking want to drive. Yep. One of them just got, well, he got out the car and was just like, excuse me, sir, I'm going to go run in. I got a night. I got a flight, but I'll be back in both. My nigga said, excuse me, sir. I'm going to leave this car here for four years.

Bill me later. Look at my boy back wheel. He done. Ride dirty. That motherfucker's making it right. But look at all the cars parked in that that motherfucker. I'm like,

that nigga did this shit in. That nigga fucking did this shit in 1994 or something? LAX would never. That motherfucker making a right. Yeah. That turn was turn. Yeah, oh,

God. Oh, shit. They have 100 keys a lot, though, fool. Imagine going quarterback before that, man. I'm a fucker just being petty because I broke up with him. Now you got to pay 100 kids. Should a fuck over good people.

When that last time y'all niggas been to court for a traffic ticket? for now you never what never or long time i've been i've been here i've been a whole bunch of tickets but i have been that in a long time though no you no i just pay the motherfucker no sometimes i go to the i go to the ticket clinic dog what's the ticket clinic man just call the ticket clinic you see niggins call a ticket clinic hey man take care of this tig nigga what's the number on it all right don't even worry about nothing it's 200 click and it's like that i don't think is that It's that easy. I ain't going to lie to you.

The ticket clinic, the lawyers. Josh, look up ticketclinic.com. I want to see this fucking janky-ass business. Ticket clinic, man. What if you're on ticket like 60 bucks? Where are you going to court? You got a lawyer. You're boss moves.

We ain't going to court, bitch. I ain't got time for that shit. You're being in there all fucking day. Yeah, but you, you should be going to go in the court for a traffic. Traffic ticket lawyers for, they're $49, T. Real. Yeah, they got your ass. They didn't hit you with the premium.

Yeah, it depends on how many violations you have on a ticket. You know they'll kill you. Tint. Damn, I'm saying. 80% success rate. Shit. Oh, yeah, let's go to the reviews. Ticket Clinic reviews.

Some guy with one arm been fucking harassing us. It ain't no fucking clinic. Ain't no fucking reviews. They got reviews. Let's see what you to say. The ticket clinic. They got me scammy for my money. Some guy named Josh.

Wait a minute. What is that? My ticket was dismissed. Let's see the bad one. I want to read a bad one. My ticket was dismissed nigger immediately. Go to read more. Let's see.

Fucking bitch. Hope you ain't got a sign in the yo. It's going to be communication. I want to see one of the bad ones. I want to know what they did. No, no. Oh, wait. Bill six hours for one-hour job.

At $450 an hour? Of course, no way to prove it. Oh, my God. Get ready to get stiff if this is all right, God. Search for five more minutes in your stage some more. money avoid unless you have money to throw away i received no valuable advice from stephen kramer except for the huge bill but you got your ticket was dismissed bitch you know saying they said nigga pay four 50 an hour for a traffic ticket bro oh no you're paying their tickets bro 200 click

man that nigga i'm telling the bill you 100 000 too you know they get you know they give us extra violations on our ticket think of just be like driving with like no insurance gonna be all type of shit on there. At least three things. They charge per thing. How you feel about this, though? Disney and Walmart mandate that employees be vaccinated as COVID-19 cases spike nationwide. Man, get vaccinated, man. This shit burnt out. This shit is burnt out. This shit is burnt out.

When they ain't mandated, I'm there. You know what I'm saying? Hope you niggas ain't sick right now. You niggas be outside. My barber had got that motherfucker, bro. Why everybody getting this shit around your ass and you ain't got it? You got it, motherfucker. You spread. Nah, nigga. You spread this shit, dog.

Hey, I got my motherfucking results, nigga. I don't want to hear. We ain't never seen your motherfucking results, you, nigger. I need my, I need to see, nigga. Don't send it to Josh, motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, oh, so you can put it on the screen. That shit better be from the last couple days, nigga, you're just out of T dancing.

That was from the last one. Fuck out of here, this, this nigga, got that shit, spreading that shit everywhere. You and Adam, nasty motherfuckers. That's Adam who did that shit, man. We don't know what the fuck Adam was doing. He still won't tell us where he got that shit from. I don't know.

I know he got it from. Who? The jackshack. That nigga been going over there. You know what the jackshack? He gambling. I'm about to send this to Josh real quick some motherfuckers to see. That's why I said, you motherfuckers leave me alone, man.

Man, that nigga, eh, D out here, spread. But I ain't a liar. I was sitting there thinking and I was like, Fuck, I gave us. Check your email, Josh. This was my last. recent goddamn test. I want motherfuckers to leave me alone

because everybody's on you gave it to Wiz Khalifa. I'm like, I didn't give it to Cah. Man, you giving that shit out, man. Nah, man. Everybody get vaccinated, the fucking virus dies. I don't think that's true. You see that? Zoom in on that.

Negative. Make it this fake ass piece of paper out of here. Nicky you typed up, nigga. No, give me the... Call them right now. Call him, niggas right now. This thing is tight this shit up at home. The ticket clinic, nigga.

Y'all leave me alone now. What the fuck is that? That was January 15. Negative. Ah, niggins right with a pen. This thing, man. This thing got this food gazed-y-ass fucking tent, dog. That's a real.

Look at that. Damn, man. You got money. Ratched up a puddle of Reddy in California. I went to nice places, man. He put a bullshit address on there and make a little good. If I had to go through the immigrants to make this shit, bro. That'll be fucking crazy.

This thing is pretty. you know this thing you know, I ain't gonna tell on this thing man. Oh damn, damn. You ain't fake Photoshop testing shit.

Yeah, man. And that's the first thing the fan said. They said, this shit ain't real. Yeah, that fucking shit because they email it to you, they text it to you.

Niget, it looked crazy. I got an email phone to let me see it. I ain't about to send you my medical records, bro. This thing is a fucking liar

you know, my blood type of that this motherfucker fucking got COVID, bro, I swear. You got COVID. Yeah, I know you motherfuckers gave it to me. It wasn't me. You nasty motherfuckers, man.

Man, I ain't got caught, but I've been in the hospital for the last two weeks from my time. You said, you good, bro. They test you? Yeah, you get tested for everything. I'll be like, test me for the STI, the STDs, blah, bitch, all that. Test me for everything. Yeah, you got to be safe, bro. Mothuckuckin is healthy.

Oh, yeah, motherfuckers out here, be feeling like, I be feeling like because I got this shit things be trying to stay away from me and wear a ass. Of course they're supposed to. You, you stupid bitch, you can go get that shit from anywhere. You know I got it. You should be feel a little bit more comfortable around me. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, but motherfuckers be trying to disrespect the nigga.

You know what I'm saying? We're wearing a mask around me. Bro, because you're already skinny as hell. What that mean? That means, I don't know, bro. You might be gone with the wind. You get that motherfucker again. Nick, might float with the goddamn air next time.

Oh, no, you got it. You came here drinking two waters, a little tired. I know the symptoms now. I'm not tired. I know the symptoms now. I drink water now I don't drink alcohol no more Oh shit

Man look let's get into Let's get into some goddamn questions man Man I'm ready for this shit Man Fuck the questions Fuck the questions You

You are what I need Finish it I for some reason I'm my fucking You have vocals You have vocals You're gonna stop telling on me on there.

Y'all motherfuckers is crazy. Did we get any, we got any donations while we through the chat? Okay, let's make sure and shit. Let's do this shit, man. Donations, brothers. Jokes as hell right now. Shout to everybody.

Why Duno so quiet, that goddamn pepper tongue. He got that shit. He got this shit. T.R. is a phony, I agree. Fuck y'all. A.D. Why your hairline by Duno? What the fuck?

80 needs a soundboard. I agree. All right. You know what we're going to do. We're going to get into our $5 chat. Then you should put the soundboard right here. They said they got an extra one for me. He's almost done.

$4.99. You guys can ask us anything at the end of the show every motherfucking week. Let's see right now. Who wants to ask us anything for we get out this motherfucker? This shit is going crazy. Yeah. Did you watch that shit with whack and the boy? I didn't finish it yet.

Man, that's a fun of it. Hey, Loki, wack of food, huh? Man, when you got up and the day, yeah, yeah, he said, hold up, but what gun is that? I was like, oh, you're a fucking guy. I turned that shit up, man. It was kind of long. And I stopped between that, motherfucker. It was, I don't know.

I didn't feel like it was in that informative, man. You listed the whole day? Kind of, oh, the last 30 minutes, man, I was like, man, I'm feeling like that got this shit. All these for today? Go down? That's an 85 to. Okay. Shout out the big ski.

Shout out to Alex Lopez. Likes are free. Okay, I don't know what that means. Do you inspire me to be fat, fool, much love. That's a healthy. He's the healthiest fat motherfucker out here. Okay, you can read that, Duno. Yeah, before I've been mixed up the names, brothers.

Why do you got to say like that, brothers? Brothers. I always say brothers. Brothers. Hey, that's it. How you inspire somebody to be fat? That's fucked up. Shout to Elizabeth for the new member.

Yeah, y'all want to ask us something, man? Let us know right now. Hey, but what you're doing on? September 3rd? I'm with it. Where? September 3rd, O'Corridos. What's that?

Spanish music the trap. How much room is T.R. Man, shit. I want to try it. I'm with that shit. Shit, but I was, you pull up. You were trying it? I want to shit.

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ask you another question you for the guitar a little to her This niggas crazy, huh? This is crazy. Anything else? Let me know. Shout out my boy, Jap.

He got in his love. I'm going to give y'all the 7.45. Who the fuck is the real Akwan? That your bitch ass up. Hey, block real Akwan for him spamming that shit, you weird old. Oh, he be doing that? Yeah, go sit some beer off of your mom's ass, bitch. What show you guys watching right now?

Man, I just finished All-American. That's shit. You like that shit? I ain't seen that shit yet. People told me to watch the Shai. I ain't got into it yet. I ain't watched it for me either. Man, I watched the first episode.

I cut that shit off. I'm watching Colony right now. What is Colony? Colony like some fucking... Oh, yeah, by saying you put this shit on your story. That shit is wild. That shit crazy. It's like fucking...

Like, what we're going through, but a wall is built, bro. And it's this fucking detective, his son gets sent on the other side of the wall. So his son grow up being a little scavenger. Oh, yeah, you guys tomorrow. My bad. My bad. Do you turn you off. Do your thing.

I'm at a meeting you tomorrow I deposed and I'm on the Columbia come fuck with your boy and then I'm hosting true nightclub and I'm sent your next to me, Khali come fuck with your boy and I'm watching I've been watching a lot of Snap to lately what's that snap like when people like these good when these girls be like killing their fucking niggas and shit huh ID channel bro Shish the way 80 would you do a song with coffee coffee hell yeah coffee is fire who's that um it's uh I think I think she's African

opinions on Kevin Samuels getting non-black women together to talk down on black women and explain what they're doing wrong. Defended A.D. I think Kevin Samuels was basically saying that other race women know how to treat black men more than black women know how to treat

black men. I think that's what I gathered from the situation. I don't think that he was like bashing black women. But he basically was saying before, why don't you ask the Latin people and the other people like how to treat black men and shit like that? Like, you know, usually they stay married to those type of different race women

longer than they do their own race. Yeah. You weren't trying to shade it. More rappers need to do shows in the hood like T.D. Do the Knickson Gardens, do a show of Sloss and Park and lots of them want to drive it to the O.C. That's real, though. Yeah, but you got to block off the street

and get some permits and some of shit. You got a lot of shit that goes into that. Everybody ain't got the enclosed. AD do a tour or do a podcast tour and come to Virginia. Hell yeah, I'm with that shit. Let's do the podcast tour. That'll be fire as fun.

venues you think we could do What? What? We can do a lot of venues. We can do the Roxy, all types of shit. The Roxy for show. 80, what size fit that you wear, bro? Watermelon Head.

Let me send you some custom hats. Oh, yeah, DME, bro. I wear seven and five eights, bro. How many tickets you got to sell for the Roxy? I think a thousand. You look that up? I feel like everybody's fucking swag. I think a couple hundred?

A couple hundred? I don't know, like 500. I think we should just set up our own little show, nigga. end of the day they got the roxy click on the next one 500 yeah yeah yeah that's what I thought oh yeah yeah yeah so 30 bucks something like that accidentally sent without a message laugh aloud but love y'all I'm sub to the patreon me and my friend are starting to pot soon was one of you guys do promo for pay just curious um do we do promo for pay Josh yeah you hit up jobs

josh from no jumper um it's lit would you would you perform there would y'all perform I had a show the Roxie before. But we just before and the podcast, is what I'm saying. At the same time? Like, them two different fees. Before or after, like, you know, different fees. We need AD and featuring Hopout and Compton TG.

Yeah, I folk can hop out. I'm on Compton TG's last project, too. Or, yeah, no, yeah, I did, I did two songs of TG. I'm on TZ's new project. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Jump a lot will probably be fired, though. I'm a keep a G. That should be hard.

Yeah, like how, what's the shit called? 85 South be doing that shit. Oh, that motherfucker, bro. Their chemistry is amazing, bro. Our chemistry is amazing, too, motherfucker? No, no, no, but I'm saying they've been doing it together for you. So much longer is, that's a fucking, like, perfect example right there. Yeah, I like that shit, though.

Any more questions before we get off this motherfucker? Let me know. Man, one last free start before we get off this motherfucker. Let's go. Do you get it. I don't do it, car. I don't rap. You don't rap.

You don't rap Get it Get it my nigga big ski He finna do it He finna do it No jumper at the end of day Yeah At the end of the day

We're gonna leave like this All of us Chris All of us be in the hood I want some soul food We've got some bomb ass soul food He ain't rapping He said fuck it We had another question

Old cartoons Which one of you guys like better Nickelodeon versus Cartoon Network. That's a... Nickelodeon. I'm gonna say Nickelodeo, but Cartoon Network had that shit too, though. Yeah. That's a good question.

I'm a Dougolian. Maybe it's how old you are, though, too. What had this? Do you don't have on? Let's get one. Go fuck with the guy. Boy. It says Lakers, some tagger shit. Lakers, nigga. Yeah.

Lakers in tour. Some big tiger shit. Hey, if you're out there in Vegas, come see Big Ski Live, man. Yeah, we out this motherfucker. Tune in to us next week. Thank you for watching at the end of the day. the end of the day we are