No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 5 with Tyla Yaweh

Episode Date: November 7, 2020

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Hello, motherfuckers. Welcome back to at the end of the day with A.D. and Yazzie, you know what I'm saying? We got a special guest in the building today. But before we get into that, how was your weekend? My weekend was... Before you finish? Oh, this motherfucker. Because I'm already being petty right now.

So now you can tell me how is your weekend? Oh, man. We're going to get into that later. Right. But my weekend was Gucci great. You know what I'm saying? I was definitely drunk. I got my first COVID test, though, since the pandemic.

I had like four. Did you really? My first one, I was very nervous about how that was going to turn out. But I also realized this weekend, I might be done. I don't think I could be outside no more. Lies. I don't think I don't think my body's different. I'm breathing different. I feel different. I had to leave a function to go get an IV at the drip spa. That's what I'm talking about. And then come back to the function. Nah, man. I had never felt like that before.

That's how I like to be there. I really thought I was about to die. You ain't ever had alcohol poisoning before? No. I had it five times. What? And it feel good. Nah, definitely unhealthy. Five. Definitely unhealthy, but it was a cool weekend.

It was a very cool weekend. I did some things. I can't really talk about, but I was outside. Talk about some of it, please. Nah, you're not going to do me like that. Talk about it, please. All right. Side.

Basically, you know, I was, you know, in Hidden Hills at a very expensive house, you know what I'm saying? Very nice views. Lots of unlocked. doors. No. So he went to a sex party. Actually, I did walk in on someone having sex this weekend.

That's amazing. But, you know what I'm saying? It was cool. I'm not going to get too much into it. I don't want to... No, you can't bring no shit up. Tell them what. You cannot bring no shit up

and then just say that. No, we're going to speed past the fact. What was the fact? Did you get lucky or something? Yeah, I did local. So why just tell them that? No. We ain't a little fucking kids on here?

No, we're not going to do that. Well, yes, he got lucky, y'all. I did get lucky. She got lucky. But anyways, I was having a great Halloween weekend. And then I went to this goddamn costume store. And I ran into fucking Yazzie. And she acted like she didn't know me.

I didn't act like I didn't know him. I was so fucking confused. So was I? No, I walked out. I'm like, hey, Yazzie, what's up? She was like. Can you paint the picture, though? Can you paint the picture?

I just painted the picture. No, no, paint the exact picture. You tell what happened there. I'm five feet, okay? What does that mean? I'm looking for, you film me a little costume, last minute shit, you know what I'm saying? Walk out the store.

It's like 30 niggas to the right of me. And I'm like, I don't know these niggas. So like six of us. No, it was like 30. All right, no. I don't know these guys. I was with a fucking Avengers or something. I heard my name.

I said, yeah, nah, I'm out of here. I don't know what's going on. Then he takes off the mask. And I'm like, I know this thing. You gave me a little fake ass little church hug and you kept pushing. Because I had to look for a costume. And your friend said, I don't like the way you just talk to her.

I said the fuck I'll say. Because you pressed me low key. I didn't impress you. You did. And the homie just hit his head. I didn't see that shit. No, I did not press you though. You did, loki.

How? Say, yeah,zy. The way you said it, though. That's pressing? I didn't know if you wanted static or war, so. So if I'm with 30 niggas, I'm just. Yeah, no, you're already a 13-me. I'm trying to show off.

I'm scared at that point. That shit is fucking crazy. But I felt a certain way about that shit. So I apologize. I was about to text you and say, fuck you, you little midget bitch. But, before that she hit me up and she apologized and the midget bitch apologize yeah I'm about I'm

about a curse you out fuck you'll never be on a Wednesday again fuck you and you don't be playing for my life every Wednesday no no no what is costume wise what did you dress up at okay so I thought I was a brat stall nobody got it and I told you so then I became I became a whore angel I went to like a stripper store I don't think God would be happy with called yourself a horror angel definitely wasn't um I bought a little bit You feel me? Thought dress, little stocking, stripping boots.

You know what I'm saying? And I saw Laura in the function. And that? I seen Laura in the function too. She milly rock, yo. My dog, Laura was in there. Turned. I said, what the fuck is this?

But you know why I was so surprised, though? Because I'm like, usually Laura is like, when I come in after she sees my stories and shit, she stays away from me like I'm the Antichrist. Like I'm the COVID fucking monkey, you know what I'm saying? Like, she always does that. And I said, first thing I said, I say, I said, hey, Laura, it's nice to see you.

I said, that's crazy. I said COVID, right? She was like, I got my mask on, no. You know what I'm saying? I guess that shit didn't, you know, transpired for Halloween. Yeah, she was outside, man. And she was dancing. I didn't see her dance, though.

She was turned, though. I know that's right. She was turned, though. She doesn't want to turn it on, turn it off. Business-wise, you don't know how to turn it off, though. Yeah, man. I guess I'm just your co-host work, buddy, and we see each other outside. Niggas don't fuck with each other.

Come on, man. I'm going to do you the same way. I can't wait. I don't act like that, man. You're going to come to one of these shows. and one of these houses. Who? Who?

They'm like, Hey, damn like this. Yeah, I'm gonna type pull up the YouTube video. Y'all see me fighting for my life on here every Wednesday. What do you mean?

What do I do? Fuck. Nobody tells you to drink and get IVs and all that shit. That's you. You do shit that you like to do. I have to protect myself, you know? And you won't know what I dressed up as.

Yeah, I was gonna ask you. Well, you already seen when I dressed up ass. I don't even lie to the people. I was, Cah's light year. You feel me? That you did that.

I'm not going to lie. You know what I'm saying? Can they see that, Josh? That's what I'm saying, you know? I wanted to get the whole The Buzz body suit, we call them Cus. The Cubs body suit, but they didn't have that shit. They only had a medium.

I wasn't going to try to make that motherfucker work or stretch. You know what I'm saying? So they only had the top. And I said, I got to make this shit work one time. But it inspired other people, though. Because people started sending me some shit. So this is my homie yellow hill right here. He wrote it on them.

Yeah, he wrote it on there. You know what I'm saying? He tried to one up me. He went a little harder than you. But the Cuzz, like, yeah. but then we got the baby cuss light year. Oh, you're influencing. Look at that.

I'm inspiring to fucking you with this shit. I'm not mad at it. No, that shit was, that shit was click on that one more time, Josh. That's baby cuss light year. I feel good seeing that shit. How does that feel, though? To see a little kid with a blue rag on is not good,

but shout out to his mama. I mean, his mama did it. Okay. You know what I'm saying? I don't want him to look at this when he get older and he want to join the Crips. I don't want him to do that shit. But look at all I know.

serious though he's so cute though man but good vibe other than me getting ignored you know what I'm saying it was fucked up but I um I got into like Halloween like it was just like real bad energy

and shit like that why for one I don't really fuck a Halloween like that today my grandma died but I have a theory why that whole day kind of went bad all right tell me so me and the homies we was listening to uh you know that Kurt Franklin stump stumped you know what I'm talking about

Nope. Okay, you ain't never went to church. No, I'm Muslim. So instead of us talking about Jesus, we were replacing it with Cripshit and we was dancing and we was on video, you know what I'm saying? So I feel like we kind of brought the devil out that night and it made everything just go to shit Halloween. I ain't going to talk the specifics on that motherfucker.

But, yeah, that shit wasn't a good day, man. And I'm sorry, Kurt Franklin for remixing your song. God knows I'm sorry. I've already talked about it. You know what I'm saying? but that was my weekend but anyways though we have a special guest today

yes we do my brother can you come to the motherfucking stage whatever the fuck this shit call I know you used to stages right now shout out to the big P you in the building what's up in the building shout out of my brother

Tyler y'all away you know what I'm saying real nigga right here man yeah yeah yeah yeah what's up just rolling up can't complain you rolling up yes can we take another shot now man because you and you drink all the time

and shit let's get it She had an IV, but who gave a fuck? Yeah, I'm outside. Yeah, I haven't drank in like three days, so it's cool. You know, I took my time off. I felt y'all, I felt y'all on the Halloween, but mine was a good Halloween. I've seen your TED costume.

That was fire, though. Yeah, that was a cool vibe. And I was in a, what was it called? I was a turban. What's a turban? I don't know. A turban is like a traditional head ride. Yeah, it was like the...

Oh, I forgot you Indian or something, right? I'm not Indian. Are you Arabic? I'm half Egyptian. We did some Dubai. type of things. It was... Oh, okay, okay.

I was saying, I've seen the TED shit. You feel me? That was fun, though. But that was it, though. What was you doing, man? Keep a G with me, because I just told you what I did.

Honestly, and he nism, too. They're ripping into Taryn and ripping into Taryn. I was getting blackout. I ain't going to lie. I was getting black out, and I had fun. I was on shrooms.

Everything was positive energy. I was with the homies. Had the right vibes. Nothing got shut down. It was just all perfect. It was perfect. Well, shout to my man. P.U. He had a party. And luckily

I left before the cops shut that motherfucker down. So he out here spreading COVID and shit like that. So Governor Newsom, you want to find the motherfucker who did it. You know what I'm saying? He got a bunch of studios and shit, but I ain't telling though. Yeah, cheers. Man, my nigga. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Get this motherfucker.

Crack it. Oh, my mom. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Josh already drunk here. It happened. It happened. This is definitely a wave. I like this vibe. It's definitely. Yeah, bro. Yeah, we just be chilling. We be chilling. We're chilling.

There's like, I really want to get homies on this motherfuckercker. Like, I don't want to do no interviews and shit like that. I'm like, come on. Cause I'm like to sit there and talk and shit like that. Let's enjoy a drink. Let's talk about real life. We did. Oh, this shit gone. The shit gone. Oh, man. You're babysitting. Nah, baby shit. What they got to do. Yeah. Nah, but, uh, so all the guests that we've been having, I've been having a personal relationship with them and shit like that, you feel me? And I feel like me? And I feel like. And I feel like, and I feel like. And I feel like, I feel like. When I met you, we was at a, we was at NAM birthday party. Man, they had a little crazy little stripper event doing COVID and shit like that. That's fire. Yeah, I know it was fine. Let us talk about it.

I mean, I never heard nobody introduce it like that. Yeah, we didn't have to introduce it like that. I'm just saying, I'm trying to make it. I'm trying to make it more extra epic and shit like that. And you know what I'm saying? And I think Pund was like, yeah, I fuck with you. He was like, hey, yeah, fuck with you too. I said, that's a good ass nigga right here, because.

We got plaques together. That's what I'm saying. Okay. Shout to motherfucking J. Nari and shit, man. Yes, sir. And after that, because I was listening to the shit with the baby, you feel me? I didn't know that was you and shit. So I said, oh, yeah, cut, cut, nice and shit like that.

I'd be critiquing niggas, bro. You feel what I'm saying? Yes, sir. And then the next day, we was at that motherfucking karaoke. Oh, yeah. And we was, I don't know what the fuck we was doing. I was on another level. I was definitely.

My, my, digger, we was fucking wild. It was private. No one was there. So it was like no cameras. We just enjoy it. You know, you're hard? Oh, we're hard. That shit was, that shit was crazy.

I have a story that my homie told me I was blackout drunk in Vegas. Like, I was just. What did he say? Please elaborate. Yeah, please. I want to hear it now. He said, like, I walked in a random room and somebody was on the mic rapping, rapping, rapping freestyle it to some beats and stuff.

I'm like, okay, like, I just grabbed the mic and just started rapping, like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Probably not making no damn sense at all, so drunk. And then he grabbed the, and he grabbed the, and he grabbed the, and he grabbed. the mic out of me and just started rapists of bars and I grabbed the mic back and start wrappers. Oh, y'all was battling? So you made a mixtape? Then we both like, at some point we both was grabbing the mic at the same time and then

I grabbed the back and I was like, yeah, that's why you got no millions, dropped the mic. Yeah, you got it at that point. You didn't flex the blacks on the road. You're a cold nigga, man. Yeah, that's fucked up. I had to get out with you for that one. What's your man?

I ain't got no millions, nigger. Yeah, there's some lady, like, I walked away. Like, I just walked away. real quick with the swift. And some lady grabbed the mic and it's like, nah, no, no, who the hell is that nigga? Right there. And all you hear is a glass thrown at the...

I was just wild. Did you do a glass at you? Somebody threw something. I heard the glass when I, as I'm walking out. Did you dodge it like George Bush with the shoe? Remember that? The name was like, whoa! No, like, you know, I'm already out the window

and all you hear is... I'm like, okay. It's a glass wine out of the door. I wish a bitch would throw a glass at me. I'm going to be happy. I kept it walking, man. That's right, bro. I kept it walking.

Come on. the billboard money man i still got some learning to do you know what i'm saying but we were in a private situation so but nobody that's the same night that's the same night i think i went to the room you know what i'm saying i must a head of you did you know what i'm so many rooms it's like a maze in there somebody grabbed me like yo come over here this room i want you to meet somebody i guess i don't remember that night speaking the rooms it just something just clicked in my fucking head i got one of my fucking stories bad you know what i'm saying yeah so look peep this bro Keep a G with you.

I meet the homies at the motherfucking western downtown. This is like four or five years ago. You feel me? I got my homie, Rish Blood Savage with me. You know what I'm saying? He's incarcerated right now. Free the homie.

I have him with me. This week he decided to start drinking. He never drank before, but he took a liking to Sirak. Feel me? So the niggas started getting crazy on the Syrac though. So I bring this nigga around the homies and shit like that. And randomly,

motherfucking Chief Keith is sitting in. a goddamn car. In front of the goddamn Weston, I don't know if he's a living, whatever the fuck he on this shit. Niggas just sitting in the car. The nigga hopped out, he's like, hey, Chief Keith, take a picture with me real quick. Blood, won, won't, won. This nigga, Chief Keith just hops out of the

motherfucking car, and then me this nigga and Savage take a picture with Chief Keith. You feel me? Which is weird as fuck, right? Random. The homie starts hitting us a rock and shit like that. We all go to the event. My nigga, once we leave the event, we come back to the Western. Come back to the Western. You feel me? This

nigga drunk as fuck. See, he's one of the homies, homies. Right? I see it already. He's looking at him crazy. Like, he's ready to press him and shit. But he's my company though, so you know I got to handle that. You feel me? The nigger takes his phone out, throws his motherfucking phone. Like tosses

that motherfucker. Takes out like $3,000. Throws that motherfucker. And then looks at the nigger and say, pick my shit up. Feel me? So I'm looking at because I'm like, hey, bro, chill out. He's like, nah. He got to pick my shit up. Or we're going to have to get in. Oh no.

But he's my company, though, so I got to keep a hundred with him. You got to keep it 100 with me. So, nigga, you're going to get out with somebody to get out with me. So he was like, all right. So me and this nigga get in the middle of the street in front of the western downtown, my nigga. We're punching the shit out of each other. You know what I'm saying? You know, you know, 20 second rounds because niggas is winning in the shit.

I grabbed because I'm like, you done? He like, nope. All right, we get back in the street. We get cracking again. I grab me again. You done? He said, nope. All right, we get back.

Cracking the street. I'm the last time so you done he said yeah I'm done so I said I get in the car at the time I had no motherfucking car I was drive my baby mama whip my first baby mama whip you know what I'm saying yeah yeah come on yes sir I was driving my first baby mama whip you feel me so he go hop in the car and shit like that I tell the hummies my bad man nigga drunk boom I get this shit my nigga we leave he said bro I can't go home feel me so I said all you can't go home you go to my first baby mama house you feel me I drive to my baby mama house we get

Get in the motherfucking house, my nigga. I make him a little palate and all that shit. You feel me? Everything good. I go in the room my baby mama. Five, ten minutes later. I doze off. I wake up.

All I hear is, A. D. A D! I'm like, what the fuck? I get up. It's my baby mama mom. She's like, screaming and shit. She's like, who is this?

This nigga was butt-ass naked and tried to hop in the bed with my baby mama's mom. I swear to God. And I'm like Oh my God I'm like this nigga tripping He butt-ass naked This nigga laughing

He's like ah ha ha ha I'm like I'm like what the fuck Bro I swear to God I can't make this up I swear to God Blood ass naked Try to take my baby mama's mom down

No that's crazy I'm not gonna lie That's crazy It is crazy though But I couldn't say In my head I said She ain't never gonna talk to me again I get a motherfucking

When I wrap Cah's up, I said, Cud, you gotta go home, bro. You gotta go home. So I left for like three, four in the morning. I'm driving my nigga to take this nigga home and shit. And the whole time this nigga laughing, I'm like, bro, that's not funny, bro. But while I'm driving, I'm like, I'm laughing at him.

I'm laughing at him. I'm like, that nigga thought he was going to fuck my baby mama mom, bro. That shit. No, that's sick, yo. That's different. Nah, yeah, he was moving weird. Yo. But Pete, but Pete this, though,

my baby mama's mom got him back though I found out the next day Cucka left his pants and shit you feel me I told him I had him wrapped up like the burrito Remember I said Cud had like three bands In his pocket and shit like that And I'm like I know she ain't never gonna talk to me again

So I come in the morning I'm like hey moms I'm sorry She's like I'm not tripping I'm not tripping I'm like You're not tripping Nick hit me up hey bro Find my pants man I had like three bands in there And shit like that she got that nigga for the three bands

As she should That was good enough though though. That was fucking good enough though, but that's what I said. I like when we talk and then it leads to, you know what I'm saying? He said open doors. I said open doors. Open doors. Nah, that's crazy. That nigga thought he was about to get

in there. But anyways, though. Let me ask you something, bro. What's up? Are you familiar with hip-hop Harry? I told Yazzie. Of course. I told Yazzie. Of course, I was going to have to do that. I'm a 90s baby, bro. Okay. So, okay, wait, can I ask you what year? Go ahead. 95.

I'm 97. I just don't want to feel like too much of a Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, before you play that, Yazzie used to date this nigga, and I said this shit many, many fucking times. You know what I'm saying? I did now. You used to date this nigga? I mean, like, the motherfucker under. That's actually pretty...

You feel me? Cool. But she's been denying this nigga, so I reached out to this nigga. I've been denying him for a few weeks, you know what I'm saying, but... So I reached out to this nigga, and this is what he had to say. He didn't want to go into me to do many details. Go ahead. Play that.

Go ahead. Is this what you're talking about? See, I got your boo. I got your boo. Go ahead. Wait. Play that. Is this what you were talking about?

Play that. Oh, no. Oh, shit. Play that. Wait, we can't hear it. No, we can't hear it. Start it over, John. Wait, I did not know this is what you meant.

I mean, look. Oh, man. You said you ain't fuck with the nigger. I said, I got to crack it off. You're a savage for this, bro. He's in my business. Don't do that. Yo, yo.

Don't be in my business. I wouldn't even get in a rap battle with this guy. Yo. Where to sound? They got to hear it. Right. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You know, why. Rewind it.

You know I got friends in high places and shit. You know what I'm saying? This is viral. This is going to happen. Congratulations on your new show. You're doing it. And big me up in a recent episode. Also, your host, A.D. is very handsome and cool.

But I'm sure you already guessed who told me to say that. But stay good. Now it's time to go, go, go, go. Now, he popped up on your show. You know what? All right. You know what, A.D. So look, I reached out.

Go ahead. He seems like a good. He seems like a good person. You know what? He said, he seems like a good person. You know what? Maybe you should give him a chance. You know what?

He went that far. He went that far. He took it there. It didn't work out for reasons unexplained. Do you know what I'm saying? Who's next? You know what's crazy though? I try to get this nigga to say some crazy shit.

He can't do that. And he wrote back, he was like, I can only make it like PG. So that was the best of what we can get. You know what I'm saying? Yo, nah. How do you feel about your boo? I feel like, because they're going to keep him up. They're going to have more memes and shit like that.

what I'm saying, we got to rekindle that. He went hard. Hip-hop Harry. He went hard. Got your little joint right here. Okay. Okay. What's on it? Now, something else that happened to me the other day, I probably had, I don't know how old the bitch was, but she was probably like 54 or something.

She'd be in me, girl, I'm going to give a jeep. Yo, that's, that's. That's sick. That's it. I don't fucking know. But she DM me, and she says, A.D., I think that you're handsome. And she says, I'm willing to pay $2,000 a week. To be a sugar

She wasn't to be my sugar mama I said I was looking at it I was like $2,000 a week Look at bus and shooting Yeah back in the days You know if you ever seen my

No jumper interview I should sell my shit For $75 It was hard times You feel me I was fucking bitches For my daughter Christmas presents and shit

You know what I'm saying You gotta do though I'm like why didn't this come At a time like this She said 2000 Just to do what I want you to do For every week 2000 a week

Wow And that had me thinking Have you ever got Approached like that For a sugar mama type shit You know what I'm saying Of course Tell me the story bro

Keeper G with your boy Oh okay okay Okay okay I'm gonna get another shot Y gotta get a shot I gotta get a shot To talk about this Hey

I was like If she was 51 Nah I got some action No I was like 17 Go ahead I was 17 I was on my

I was living on my own At that time I was on my own since I was 14 You're a baller, because I didn't move out until I was 24. Oh, you got to crack the bottle, crack the shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, man. So I'm, I'm, like, living at this, like, studio compound in Orlando, Florida.

And I get, like, it's like when I start cracking off on SoundCloud. And I'm still living in Florida at this time. Like, we're doing shows all up and down Florida. Is that where you're from originally? Yeah, I'm from Orlando, Florida originally. You didn't do your fucking research? Shut up. It's all good.

We get to know each other. You feel me? We get familiar. Like, fuck is he talking about? We're familiar. Where are you from? Jersey. I could tell.

Okay. Brick City or? No. Hoboken? Hell. Yeah, I'm close to there. We hockey. That thing has been out there.

Oh, yeah. You know a little too much. Yeah, I'm around. Okay. But, cheers. Josh what? Moral to the story, I'm chilling. I'm living at this, like, studio compound, right?

In Orlando, Florida. And I got this little interview at a local station. I go to this local station. this interviewer, I'm not going to say names. Okay. She's like, on me, like, hard body. Like, during the whole interview, she knows everything about a kid, and I still didn't even do nothing yet.

Like, I wasn't even at a point in my life. And she's just, like, researching shit. She, like, I'm like, yo, after, like, let me get your number. Like, I want to come by the studio and listen some new stuff. I'm like, all right, pull up. Like, I want to show you some stuff so you can play on the radio. That's how I'm seeing it in my head as a kid.

And she pulls out to the studio, But she comes with like an ounce of weed. I'm like, this lady just pulled over the ounce. Trying to be in there. Yeah, so I'm like, all right. Just blowing it down, blowing it down. And just gives me the ounce and just leaves. Like, yeah, I'll see you later.

Just hit me up. I'm around the corner. Okay, Miss Mama. She would have me so. Keep it going. So like two days later, she like hits me up again. Like, where are you at? I'm like, I'm chilling.

She pulls up. I don't even have a whip at this time. Like, she pulls up, like, picks me up and goes to her crib. Go to this crib, we're in like Winter Park, Florida. Winter Park, Florida, it's crazy. Like, big-ass houses. This is where all the rich people are. And we get there, and this house is, like, huge.

I'm like, yeah, whose house is this? She's like, yeah, my parents gave it to me back in, like, the left for me. I'm like, all right, okay, go there and go inside. It's Vots. It's like, Tony Montana's crib in here. I'm like, oh, shit, this is like, I've never been in nothing like this. And I'm from Orlando, like, this is new. A lady just picking me up just to go over here.

She's like, I'll be right back. Goes upstairs. And she comes down in a robe. Yeah. A robe down the stairs. These are some big guys stairs coming down with a plate. It was weed. And it was some other things on there.

I'm like, oh, shit, it's this party. And then I don't know. I wasn't really feeling it at that time. I didn't know what to do. My mama told me to stay away from people like that. Bro, you said that bitch number? I was like, she living,

what the hell? She lived in a Tony Montana match. You're 17 years old with a goddamn plate. What was on the plate? I didn't really realize what was going on. Like, that was on my nigger, you wouldn't have to rap, bro.

You could have inherited that shit. Bro, what's wrong with you? We chilled and from there was just like. Vibes? I don't know. It was just weird. She just pull up on me randomly, like just want to smoke.

Did you ever fuck her? Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Please. Tell the truth. I didn't smash. Okay, we get it. I didn't smash.

You got some fellatio? Okay. That's fine. That's fine. Yeah, I got to be. Did she pay you for the palacio, though? That's a big, that's important, big part of it. Nah, I wasn't really focused on it.

I wasn't really focused on it. It was just one of them nights, huh? Yeah, it was just one of those situations. And then kind of stayed away from it, man. It was very, it was like. It was uncomfortable? It was super uncomfortable because I wasn't realized. Was she like an established person you wouldn't expect this from?

Yeah. Okay. That's why you were uncomfortable? I was like, oh shit, what do I do I keep the relationship? Where do I fuck it up? I'll tell you what I would have did. You went halfway with it. I would have that bitch, write me in her goddamn will.

And I would have had one of the homies. Yeah, what? Try to push her in the sea world. I'm just playing y'all. It's insane, bro. Somebody. Yo, what the fuck? You are insane.

It's a joke. I kid, I kid. You know what I'm saying? It happens, though. It happens to each his own. But you,

you're a good nigga for that. Now, you, she came with a robe and a, what this? You got more of. Did she at least look like attract?

She wasn't a vibe. All right. Okay. She wasn't a vibe. She wasn't no Melville. She was like, and the thing is,

she used to be really, I don't know. No, no, no, no. You don't got to do too much. Don't tell her yourself. You don't got to do much.

Yeah, , I'm not going to do that. But was it like, Sealy color purple or was it like? Yeah, Sealy color purple, but not. Yeah, I wouldn't do either, bro. I'm gonna keep it, I'm cool. That's wrong. Y'all wrong for that.

Ain't it wrong for that? Ain't it wrong for that? Yeah, I can give you that. Nah. Everybody got their preference. Don't get mad at that. I just keep it out of the job. No, no, no, no, but nothing.

I like the color purple. That was a good movie. I like the movie, too. I wouldn't fuck Ceele. You have a shotgun, a white claw? Oh, I'm sorry, Lord. I actually have Let's do it on here

Let's do I'm down All right let's go Let me know we live What we know? He said he He said we're going to shotgun a white I don't want to do it

Oh fuck no We're back We back live So I'm sorry for technical difficulties Apparently Yuri Apparently Yuri is mad And let me tell you why Yuri did this shit

My suggestion Was for my first guest For the show was to be Yuri And when they said No, you gotta do all these famous people and shit Yuri got kind of upset So now he's trying to sabotage the operation

Still love a nigga though Shout out of Nicario I'm not famous bro Come on man We're just like humans We're all famous man We're just humans Yeah Zia's dating hip hop hairy

Regular regular shmike But you hip hop hairy That's like kids like when you had no cable You see that shit like on PBS type shit That's like that girl Joe Cewa You know what it is? I fuck with Jojo My daughter used to be infatuated with Jojo Siwa.

No, Jojo got a key. So you ready to go shotgun and shit. I'm gonna do it too. Yeah, you got two. I don't have one. I have one. I have half a one. I have half a one.

Let's do this shit then. There you go. Let's go. Show me how I do this shit. I mean, I got you. I'm gonna get you. Not, I drink tequila. Yeah.

Wait. Okay, so we both don't know. Oh. All right. Do you not a shotgun one, bro? I don't want to. No, I'm what you do it first. Show me.

Oh, yeah. Wait. I don't know what the fucking do it. All right, this is- So the camera though, yeah, there you go. That's right, yeah. I ain't gonna lie, I'm not doing that. You killed it?

Yeah, it's gone. You have to kill it. Ah, yeah, I'm gonna just chug it. Now you good. Oh, you gonna do it? I'm gonna do it! All right, cool. I'm scary? Technical difficulties, y'all.

It's cool. Oh! Yes! You got a little white cloth on your carpet. Sorry about that. It's a new carpet. It's a new carpet. Where's the shit at? Where the whole at? Let's go.

Wait, wait. No, now you got to crack you. No. You got crack it, crack it, crack it. Crack it. He didn't get that part. He didn't get that part. Yeah. You know what, AD, that's all right, yo.

Oh, he still got it. Okay. I still did it. I give it to you. I give it to you. Who next? Hey. I ain't going to ask you.

You just got that I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. Sometimes I catch myself. I got like beer barring at my crib. I'll catch my every, every time. I wake up grab a white claw throw it in there bro that shit was fire it's all you got do that's how you get drunk wait what does y'all mean by I hear you say crack it crack it okay watch this look watch so you show the yeah so please come on you know how to shotgun they're

not in no show them Joshua please nah yeah he just threw me off with that that was some super already drinking can ready let's go no I ain't doing it you know no you do it do it let's go It flows quicker when you crack it You just that was a burn that was a carbonated That was a crazy Shout out Josh man Shout out Josh man And they said

Oh niggas trying to show me though Sugar babies to drink it and be cool you know crack it crack it crack it I'm like crack what nigger crack the can that is true that's funny to say open it I would have been to that shit is that like a college thing it's like a regular regular thing did you go to college it's like a frat boy thing definitely frat boy shit I you want to college hell not but I look yo the thing is I'm getting some more college

parties please tell me so I don't feel like this thing is and I had a lot was you in Like, I had a house in a, like, a college area, an apartment. And, like, it was, like, near all the... One of those, like, campus apartments? Yeah. Okay. And then, like, I threw some crazy parties over there. And, like...

So you did it on purpose because you wanted the college girls will come, right? Oh, hell yeah. That's what I'm saying. That's how I started. We got some shit, you know, in the Compton area. We got some shit called Cal State Dominguez Hills. You feel me? People are banned from going on them campuses and shit.

Because, no, the majority of people that went to them parties did not go to that goddamn college. Did not go there. I went to community college for two years. I failed a computer class like twice. Because I had computer class with my home unit. You like you went to college. I didn't make it like past like 10th.

Bro, I just, I just learned. One semester, bro. I didn't make it past 10th grade. That you was a journalist or something. Yeah, I went one semester. Did you forge your no jumper application? I'm not, look, look. She didn't go to Spelman, Adam.

I'm sorry, because. Not look, I'm not going to lie. Finesce your resume, sis. You will get up there. Look at me. Do not listen to her. No, do not finish your resume. Because if they find out, you will not have a job,

wherever you work at right now. You will be banned at every time. You will have a day, hip-hop Harry to take care of you for the rest of your life. All right. It's not a fact. It's not a fact. You feel me? I give it to you.

You thank you. I know. I really, I swear to God, I went to community college for two years. Only to see some bitches. That's so sad. You got some motivation. No, that is a death. I know so many niggas like that.

Okay, so I'm not the only one. That's coming. So why did you go to college? Well, I thought I was going, you feel me? Excel. You thought you were going to what? I thought I was going to be like writing on time and shit. Now you're dating a goddamn furry, nigga.

Exactly. Why, he's just dancing for kids. Life comes at you crazy. Okay. Bro. Y'all not about to phone me like this. Shout out to hip-hop Harry That's what I'm saying

Okay Hey I told her to say some wild shit What is you saying What was the original method? The original script was like I love all the times That we spent together I hate that you're denying me

I hate that you're denying me To your friends on your show And stuff like that Yes me and Josh are sitting here You're in on it? Yes Me Josh and Adam Adam was like, this is so dope.

If he would have said the first script, it would have been crazy. He probably wouldn't have a show no more, though. Hey, do you want to play some more time? Yeah, we're having some laugh. Let's play that one more time for my baby. You feel me? Hip-hop, Harry. That's what I'm saying.

Probably you claim this, man. Don't do that. We're supposed to be a unit. I don't know what's going on over there. She'll call him right after the show. Look at that shit. But that's how much we fuck with the show. You know what I'm saying?

We want to sprinkle in some... Look. How you doing, Yossi? Congratulations on your new show. You're doing big things. I heard you brought me up in a recent episode. Also, your host A&D is very handsome and cool. But I'm sure you already guessed who told me to say that.

But stay good. Now it's time to go, go, go, go. Go. It's real. That's why. No, that's why I said. That's all we do is just talk shit all day. Look, bro, I can't make up shit.

You feel me? You can't. You can't. Bro, I can't. Bro, the shit just comes to our head and we got to let it out sometimes. Now, the life game is crazy. I'm not going to lie. Like, the shit, that'd be coming?

And when you do as much as we do, you know what I'm saying? Like, I look at your stories, my nigga. You see my stories, bro. Oh, you're crazy. I'm wild, bro. I try to keep, I dumb it down a lot because I have to. Okay. Respectfully.

I have to, but, you know. You're trying to get a Disney contract, nigga. I ain't mad at it, bro. I'm a Crip. It may not never happen for me. Hopefully I get more than day, good. I just see everything don't need to be on the social media. You feel like I live my life.

Man, put me in close friends, girl. Oh, yeah, I got you. All right? I got you. I got you. I got my stripes, right? I earn my stripes. For the close friends?

For the close friends? Come on. I'm on snitch. You know what I'm saying? Hey, we can't talk about the close friends too much on here. Don't put on the close friends. Yeah. She might make your content for next week's episodes.

No, not me. Not me. No, no, no. But let me ask you something. What's up, bro? So, we know you with Posty. You know what I'm saying? We call it post posty, cab.

Yeah, I call them Posty, too. That's my doc. What's the wildest story you can tell me? Your boy, AD, not any of these other motherfuckers that happen when you was with Posty Cahs. That's a cool, that's a cool nigger. He turned the fuck up. We just do a lot of crazy. Like, I'm not good.

We do a lot of, that's my brother. Don't say nothing that's going to fuck you up. Oh, definitely not. Just give me something. All right. Some of that these motherfuckers don't know, bro. I remember one time we're in Australia. Like, it was like the first day of Australia.

And we were just, we went to like a random punk concert, like random. Like, he invited. I did a whole day. We were in, I think we were in Perth, Australia. And Perth, Australia is different. Like, some people don't like it. but that place is lit. Went from a punk concert

and then somehow ended up with no shoes because we were doing shoeies. Like, yeah, you drink. What is the shoeie? Yeah. It's some Australian shit. Okay. But shout out to Australia

because I love Australia. It's when you shotgun a beer out of a shoe. Yeah. Okay. Sounds like my type of shit. Yeah, it sounds like something I'll be a part of. Yeah, it's like he shotgun a beer out of a shoe. and you got to sing the song

and you got to get on your knee and like chug it and pretty much we did we did like a bunch of those even out of some random people I ain't going to wild some random people's shoes only nobody had Appleese foot that day I still would do it though

I'm keeping a jeep we're definitely lit but then ended up going from there walking to a karaoke bar that's fire karaoke is fire and walked into karaoke bar sung hella karaoke

I didn't eat today. I didn't eat today. I ain't eat today. I ain't eat today, you know what I'm saying? Tell you, Moodish and you is royalty check. We got to send some postmates over here for you guys. That's what I'm saying. Come on.

But yeah, that was it. That was pretty like we probably partied until like 10 a.m. Then had a show the next day. That's for that day. So look, me coming from a content, right? every story don't have to be like gang banging wise

and shit like that I know you from Florida right okay can you let me tell you one of my craziest confidence stories so I can tell you

I can tell you some crazy Florida stories too so we should keep doing and you will see the buy because I got a couple of them right so today I'm talking to my homeboy right my manager pun he says he don't want me to do versus no more not for nobody homies and all

So if he's watching, because it ain't my fault. So I got this homie name, Conton boy took you. He said, what's up with his verse, AD? I told him, I said, all right, look, I'm going to try to make this shit happen. And I said, I should talk about all the crazy shit that you didn't put me through. And Compton, you feel me? He said, do it. You feel me?

So I ain't snitching on this nigger. But said I took my homie, Compton boy took you. So look, one day, my homie took him. I was like 14, 15. Cahle was like the leader of us at the time. He was doing all the bad shit. He had all the bad ideas and shit like that. So this nigger says he comes to my house one day.

And he's like, hey, come me down the street real quick. It's like 8 o'clock at night. I'm walking with this nigger. We go down like maybe three or four blocks. There's this couple. You feel me? They got a brand new baby. They put their baby in the house.

They're doing all this shit. The goddamn daddy comes outside. My home boy I'm like why are we coming to this fucking house? I ask him that because I'm you know I'm down with good You feel me? This nigga don't have a ski bass

Nothing he puts his hands like this He pulls a gun out I swear to God, can't make this up He pulls a motherfucker gun out On the guy The mama comes outside They over there screaming What do you want?

She said give me your fucking car keys Right But half of his face is being shown You feel me? So the police was to give us. They know half of his face. You feel me? They're like, ah! They give this nigga the car keys, my nigga. Me and this nigga hop in their car and we go to the park, Hemaway Park. And we doing donuts around Himaway Park, my nigga. And then when we hear the sirens and all that shit starting to come, we jump out and we run home. That's a true story. Yes, nigga boy, Tuki is fucking watching right now. I'll give you a nice. I give you a news. I'll give you a

another one with Concord Boy took you. I can't make this shit up, but I swear to God. Ain't no script. Jesus Christ strike me down if I'm lying right now. He robbed them like this. Give me your fucking car keys. I'm with you. So look, I'm going to give you another one up.

I swear to God, I cannot make this shit up. I would tell you some stories. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to give you one more and then give me yours. You got to. Oh, Jesus. So look. So the hood, the hood that I'm affiliation.

with you feel me the hood that I'm affiliated with growing up we didn't like them niggas you feel me they were mostly older and we didn't fuck with them niggas like that you feel me so we had little cliques and shit like that and this same nigger Compton boy tooky he said let's start this click called pretty pimps so all the young niggas in the goddamn neighborhood was calling their cells pretty pimps you feel me but we say peepees for sure you know what I'm saying? Hey, look, look, look, look, look. Nah, pee,

Hey, listen, I'm telling you. Hell no, yo. Hey. Hell no. I think my name was like lavish pee pee or something like that. Oh, what? I don't know, because.

I know that's right. I just wanted to fit in with my homies at the time, you know what I'm saying? But Compton boy Tiki, his name was little sexy PeeP. That was in Spurs. So we had about eight members. Everybody had to have a P.P. A.k.a. Pretty Pim. Pee.

Pee. Yes. But we lived. We lived in the hood that we both end up joining later on. You feel me? In confidence. How old were y'all? My nigga, we was like 14.

Bro, this is around the same time. Okay. Okay. Look. Spoiler alert before I finish the story. After all this shit, first the robber the national. shit, Compton Boy took him mama, sent that nigga to Texas for two years. He came back, he wasn't the same, he wasn't the

pee-p-niggin' no more. I don't know what they did to my homie when he was gone. But look, we had this shit called pee-pies and shit like that. So my hood had older homies and shit like that. You feel me? And we wanted to make a name for ourselves. He was like our leader at the time and shit like that. He said he was going to do something. So we're like, what you're going to do? He said, just watch. This nigga, my nigga went to the OG's house

my nigga. His brand new car, this nigga spray painted little sexy peepie on the nigger's brand new fucking whip, my nigga. My nigga, I thought he lost his mind. Them niggas wanted to kill us

but it was so early like we're so young my nigga, they don't still to this day. The big homie we don't know who this shit. He's still living right now too. I know he don't watch YouTube though, so I ain't got to. But the homie, pee pee pee, Gray painted little sexy peepy on the big homie core or eventual big homey and shit like that. And it's the same nigga, Conkham Boy took you.

He's watching right now. I ask him, can I talk about this shit? He said, go ahead and talk about it, AD. Nah. I don't know. So that's my, then do some of my little. I'm over. Tell me a story.

Come on, bro. Come on. Come on. Yo. I'm glad with his pee. Come on. But honestly, you're from Florida. They'd be wild.

Oh, man. It's the Florida man. It's real. Hey, give me some Florida madness, bro. I want to hear it. It's all, bro. Are you a pee pee? No.

Not a pee pee. Jesus, there's so many stories, bro. Man, give me something, bro. This is like really my childhood. All right, my childhood. We had some crazy moments, too. Like, I remember one time, oh, shit, I should even be talking about. Bro, just say it.

Yeah, just do what you got to do. All right, my homie, like, he, free my name. Free my nigga, Drew. Got to say free him. One time he scooped me up. It was in a cocaine white bends. It was nice. Okay.

Like, it's a coop. Scoop me up. I'm chilling. We sliding all day. He hitting all his little sit. His duckies, whatever he got to do. Like, we just sliding all day from like 12 to probably the next day.

It's probably like three in the morning. We're drinking. Like, he drinking, like, he, remi. That's our thing. That was our thing. Remmy was it. That's it. That's a real devil's shit right there.

I'm probably like 17, 8. Yeah. I'm like 17, 18. I didn't drink until I was 21, bro. Yeah. Now, you're crazy. I swear to God. Square.

Square. You boring? No, drink. Don't drink at the age of 21. Make sure you do that. Facts. But we slide in like idiots, you know, like just slide in. We're on 436.

And he didn't tell me that he had to whip. For a long time, like, I'm just seeing him in the whip. Like, he picks me up, like, yo, let's go slide. We're going to be sliding around. It's a coop, too, so nobody can slide with us type of shit. Two-seater, yo. Yeah, it's a two-seater. And then this thing is just like, yo, the shit is not it.

It's a duck it. So this guy, out of nowhere, I'm going on 436. We got a state. It's not a state trooper, but it's like a, it's a, a cop obviously and this guy's like yo we gotta go you're just hitting it hitting him like at like 140 like he's hitting like 130 probably and then they on us it's like three of us on the i'm like oh shit this is not the place to be right now like i'm just sliding with him just chilling like this is like a chill it was a chill it was like we went over here went shopping we were

just viving like we both doing our own things like we went to go see a girl over here he went to go see a girl. Like, we were just chilling. Like, it was a whole day. And then out of nowhere, we get into the night, the end of the night where he's about to drop me off. And it's like four cops behind us. I'm like, oh, fuck, bro.

This guy jumps the median. He jumps the median and go on the opposite side of the road, bro. Like, literally the opposite side of the road. And that's cars coming. Like, this guy is driving on the opposite side of the highway of 436. going through the lights and everything. I'm like, yo, bro, pull me over. I'll just jump out right in here.

And kid you not, this guy got so much shit in there. I don't even know. I'm not even going to say what was in there. No, no. Allegedly, allegedly, right? That shit was like, I don't even know, bro. That was the craziest time of my life right there because I thought I was going.

I was going up the road for like at least 26 years. You thought about it, too. It's at least 26, depending on the car and shit like that. That's about it. It was a little, like at least 26, it's like, it's over. You know it's crazy? But he dropped me, he ended up dropping me off, and I ended up just, like, calling somebody to pick me up from there.

It was over. Look, God is good. God is good, you know. God is good, you know. I don't know what it is, but you just make me keep thinking of shit. Like, where's shit? You like a, my little brother said today, he's a prophet. You are a prophet, Tyler.

Oh, shit. So look, I used to have this homie name Uppity. You feel me? Uppity. Uppity is crazy. Uppity is crazy. Uppity is crazy. I'm going to tell you why Uppity is crazy.

This is a real person. His rap name was Uppity. So trying to come up, you feel me, me and this nigga, he was hard as fucking rapping. Like, seriously, right every bar down, nigga was like super serious, you feel me?

And me and Cud was always doing songs together. We thought he was the hardest niggas, bro. One day, this nigga calls me he says I gotta wait for us to get in the industry I'm like I'm like huh no he's so serious thoughts for the God Jesus Christ in my life he said I got a way for us to get into the industry and I'm like what you mean you got a way for us to get industry he said pro it's gonna happen we're gonna blow the fuck up we're gonna be these big dogs and all that I'm like we got all right I'm trying to figure it out he got away let's take a shot to this

this story is crazy he said you got away to the industry I need to take a shot Joshua. Yeah. Get Josh. My right. Yeah. She won't hers first. Yo,

little pee pee gang. Yeah. Peepie gang is crazy. Yeah. Peepie is crazy. He said, I'm going to watch the night. You better say my name.

His rap name is condo boy Tuggy. You feel what I was going to say Tuggy? He won the pro quo. That's my nigga though, care. You got to do it. Hey, shots to good life. Right.

And to the Pee Pee game. To the Pee Pee game. Are you tiny Pee Pee? No, that's a little sexy Peeee. No, it's a little sexy Pee. Come on, man. It's the same difference.

All right, we're done with the PPs. Hey, look, so my homie uppity, you feel me? He's like, he's really calling me. He's like, bro, I got to wait for us to get in the industry. I'm like, all right, tell me, right? At the time, I've never heard the term Illuminati before, right? Oh, man. I swear to God.

Oh, man. Listen, this nigger says, yeah, so this is what we're going to do. We're going to get a homie, right? We're going to meet a random person. We're going to get a random person And we're going to act like he our best friend And we're going to sacrifice that nigga I'm like what you mean sacrifice

Nigga They got to kill this nigga And they're going to let us in the goddamn industry And shit like that And at that moment I said this nigga trying to kill me Yeah What the fuck?

That was my last conversation With uppity because I never fucking come to get him to that I said he think I'm stupid Cubs want to take AD out Cubs I ain't fucking with that shit. No.

No, this nigga, all by saying, you try to get cuss? No, no, but he really was serious. My nigga, I went to YouTube and I'm looking at all these little whatever videos and shit like that. You watch the kids. I remember, I, you watch a video. He really wanted to get somebody. Like, we're going to hang, he's going to have him hang with us for like four to five months. Oh, no.

And we're going to tell him this is our best. friend and we're gonna get rid of this nigger. I thought that was trying to get me though. He was trying to keep me off deck like I'm in on this shit I said fuck that I can't never talk to the other than again. I ain't gonna be. I ain't gonna'all. When I first heard about Illuminati

I started going to church every Sunday again I'm not respectfully though. I was like my boy I was like damn like I can't skateboard listen to little Wayne no more or listen to like what are you talking about what are you talking about

Jay Z's Yo, get the fuck out of here. I don't know about that shit, though. I ain't gonna lie, though. He was Manny for sure. No, this nigga, when he told me that, I really was like, this nigga is trying to kill me. Like, I, for real, for real.

But at that time, I've never heard of that shit at all. Until you looked that shit up. Do you believe in Illuminati? No. I don't either. No. I'm the only asshole that does. I don't believe in it.

We ain't going to talk about it. We're talking about, um, killer. We sacrifice a yes, Z. Yeah, like, you feel me? Look, if everybody, if you just go to a boat accident, if everybody's saying something, it can't be all the way wrong. If you go to a Spotify deal, yeah.

Look, if everybody's saying something, it can't be all the way wrong, you know what I'm saying? There's got to be some truth. No, people be caping, no. Not people be capping, but like, it can be. People really, really, really, really be capping. Look. It can be.

I can't crush you when we're not on camera because you're not going to talk to me anyway. Oh, man. Here he goes. Captain Crunch. Oh, don't do that to me. Tyler, don't do that to me. Hey, but anyways, though, that was the episode. A.D. and Yazzy, you know what I'm saying?

At the end of the day, tune in next week. We'll get this shit cracking. Shout to my brother, though, man. Thank you for coming. Yeah, we vibe. Oh, yeah. I'm feeling there for Adam tomorrow to no jumper show. No, you're not.

No, you're going to be here. Oh, Adam's going to be here. I'm feeling a good camp girl. I'm sorry y'all. Yeah, tune in tomorrow. And we're about to do the after show right now. So stay on and turn on to us. Yeah, AD, they say you got too ahead of yourself over there.

I got too ahead of yourself. Yeah, they had to bring that nigga back down. I thought Adam was out of commission. As they told me earlier.