No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 56

Episode Date: October 28, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We live right now. Yeah, it was happening at the end of the motherfucking day, man. Yeah, man, we over here talking about these goddamn hats and shit. Man, I want to talk about y'all Halloween costumes y'all had on, and I know you was hot as a bitch. I ain't going to lie, bro. I ain't going to lie, bro. I ain't going to lie, bro.
Starting point is 00:00:18 It was one point, bro. I felt like I was hallucinating in that motherfucker, bro. That's it. Mickey, I was like, what the fuck this nigga doing? I'm grabbing this little shit right here. Like, what was you doing? Okay, the time? What's fucking that or what?
Starting point is 00:00:30 I'm gonna keep a G, right? Nigger, there's so much hair in the inside of the motherfucker. So as I'm talking, bro, it's like just getting in your mouth and shit. And I keep trying out to do that shit. You feel me? What's you laughing for? This shit just went down the wrong part.
Starting point is 00:00:46 Paul, bro. Hey, hey, if I go out, that was a creative mask. Like, you know, it wasn't a basic lying shit. It was like some real furry. It came with the little ball. No, that was the beauty and the beach shit. Is that what it was? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:58 I just had the math. asking shit. You know, I ain't on like what you get that shit from? Amazon. A motherfucker. That shit went from spirit, nigger.
Starting point is 00:01:07 That was detailed. Hey, that motherfucker was detailed. It was. It was detailed like a motherfucker. But I got a confession, though, right? I noticed you could put on any costume and you put a bandana on it
Starting point is 00:01:19 and motherfucker stay his creative. Oh, yeah, you did put the blue on the time. I'm just keeping the blue dead on the air. Yeah, you put the blue dead. But I ain't going to last to think Trevor won everybody.
Starting point is 00:01:28 He did win. killed it. I mean, whoever he was, I mean, he was tight. You know what I'm saying? He was stinky guy.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Man, that nigga looked the dumbest bitch. Trevor, you look stupid as a motherfucker dressing up at your boss. You're a real
Starting point is 00:01:43 motherfucking bitch. You think he did that to get a raise, girl? He was trying to get a raise. Yeah, he'd be doing all types of stupid shit
Starting point is 00:01:52 to try to get a raise. Like what? Yeah, like he'll comment on our chat when he's not here so he can get subscribers. Oh,
Starting point is 00:01:59 Weird old ass, you know, like, this nigga weird, he was like, get your subscribers though. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:02:03 nigger, not Narchat, nigga. You know, what's crazy that this motherfucker and this motherfucker argue the same
Starting point is 00:02:09 way on the group like him and Adam. Not, no, but I've been seeing you and Adam be getting along lately. Sometimes.
Starting point is 00:02:15 I've been trying to take it easy on a club I'll be trying to take it easy on my bro, man. I'll be trying to take it on care.
Starting point is 00:02:21 I don't be antagonizing as much anymore, though. I know, I know. I know. We'd be going up. Even like yesterday, Adam was like, T.Rail's a troublemaker.
Starting point is 00:02:29 And what did I do? He said you were a troublemaker, bro. My dicker feel that way. What a fuck are you even in the chat? He kicked my brother out. Oh, he kicked his ass out. My brother was in the group chat for 13 hours. I didn't got the boot.
Starting point is 00:02:42 I feel accomplished, dog. Trevor's still in that motherfucker, man. He should be feeling accomplished, too, because that thing in Kiki got his ass kicked out. I think he lasts about 15 hours, maybe 16 hours. Do you know, don't even talking that. motherfucker. No, no, no, lately I've been talking a little more since I think my Harry Potter flicked, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:02:59 But you fucking about Harry Potter fit? That, see, see, this is, I'm gonna keep a gee with you. I didn't write on there to give you the satisfaction because it's like, you want to participate in the group chat when it benefits you. What do you add on that stupid-ass Harry Potter fucking? You are a hater. The Harry Potter outfit and shit. Since you guys are parents, you guys like, like, would you let your, like kids choose
Starting point is 00:03:19 your outfit? I mean, your custom? Our costume? Yeah. Um, if they wanted to. For what are you going to be? Are you? Yeah, I mean, yeah, my son, he gonna tell me what I'm gonna be.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Oh, yeah? Yeah, I'm the Hulk right now. You, nigga, you the Hulk and that's it, nigga. You're a real malnutrition Hulk, though. That nigga, man. The Hulk lost 100, 200 pounds, man. The Hulk was in Ethiopia, digger. Yeah, that, that, dude, so y'all's going to be a...
Starting point is 00:03:44 The Hulk went broke. You're going to paint your shit green? Man, I ain't doing that shit, nigga. You're going to go trick-and-trreet, nigga, and that's it, bang. I ain't doing it. I ain't doing it. I didn't doing it the last two years. I ain't doing it again.
Starting point is 00:03:55 So what was you last year? We did the Adams family, Cahel. You got pictures? Send him to Josh. I want to see this shit. I got a picture. He said, Josh said, yeah, like he got him in his fucking head, in your phone already or what? Yeah, I can see that shit.
Starting point is 00:04:09 That's fire, though. So all your Halloween costumes have been like family-based. Yeah, Toy Story, did we did it. We did Adam's family. We was going to do the Simpsons, you know what I'm saying? That would have been fired. I'll tell him that would have been fire. But he didn't, but shit, we didn't know how that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:04:23 makes sense. Bart, the little baby, your little baby, Lisa, you Homer, and then your wife, the wife? That shit would have been perfect. You don't know the Sipsis names? No, and I forgot her name. I think said the wife. The wife, the baby, the other one. That nigga real Spanish on me. Philanders. Man, send out of the child and check and see that shit. Oh, y'all. You're fuck wrong with you, duh. We're out here doing this shit. And I'm gonna keep, I don't like the Harry Potter shit, bro. Why not? Because you can't fly on a fucking bro with you. Fat-ass. Fucking bro.
Starting point is 00:04:55 And then, too, when you sent a picture, bro, it's just like your fucking face. And it's like with the glasses in the scar. You're gonna do a full body, digger. It's like, God did. I did. No, I didn't. No, that wasn't full body.
Starting point is 00:05:09 I just didn't get a whole flick of the whole thing. But I ain't gonna lie. Harry Potter in my favorite shit, but they ain't got no Mexican than Harry Potter. They don't? They don't? Not none. I think there's two.
Starting point is 00:05:18 They can put you on a push broom. You can get it on there. Fuck, I think there's two black people in Harry Potter. Why are you counting the races and shit? No, no, I'm just saying, bro. What do you think Voldemort was? Petty. What?
Starting point is 00:05:33 That nigga was a mother who's... That nigga had no nose and he was bald as a motherfucker. Fuck him. For the Voldemort was like one of those races. Because, bro, Baltimore was like one of those kids that his parents weren't magicians, but he hated kids that parents... Magicians? Yeah, so Voldemore's parents, they weren't witches or witch.
Starting point is 00:05:53 They weren't any of that. So he was considered a A muggle. No, no, he's not a... Muffer, he has powers. He could fucking do magic. So if he got two parents who don't got powers,
Starting point is 00:06:03 how did he got powers? I think his mama got some explaining to do it. Yeah, see, maybe his mom was a whore property. She left him in the orphan. She was a hufflepuck. Man, fuck that shit. I ain't about to be talking about no fucking Harry Potter right now.
Starting point is 00:06:14 You think he's sweet. Well, you don't fucking Harry Potter? I hell no. I ain't fucking with no. What? You two? Well, you two, can't make you very about it? You too cool for this shit?
Starting point is 00:06:23 Yeah, motherfucker just... Man, I ain't looking at that shit. Ain't no black people on that shit, nigga. Bro, you ain't. Like, we are. Wait, you ain't. You said, ain't black people in that shit. So, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Have you ever read a book in your life? Yeah, I read a book. Which book? Rich dad poured that. And I read, uh... But, like, what about, like, novels and, like, children and shit? They got movies and shit.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Like, it went no movie as a kid. Yeah, Dr. Seuss, green eggs in him. Motherfucker. That's not a... It's not a novel, bitch. Stupid bitch. Nick, everybody read that shit. I bet you you can't read that shit correctly right now.
Starting point is 00:06:58 We put it on the screen. Mother, I don't think you were in the, for in the blade. That he served me. Hey, John, put up Dr. Seuss. I want to see her read this shit right now. Oh, shit. I want to see you read Cat and the Hat right now.
Starting point is 00:07:13 You read it correctly. So you didn't look at Catna Hat the movie? That shit was good. It's only one point I remember. He was like, you dirty, ho! I thought that. That was the best shit in the fucking movie. And my kids was like, what the fuck is that?
Starting point is 00:07:27 Like that, what do you say? Like, damn, that nigga really said that shit. Hey, that nigga, bro, that wasn't really no kids movie, bro. That shit was-no-kies movie, dude. That was creepy, bro. That shit was not a kid's movie. If you really look at it, he was doing some wild shit. What's a nigga name to actor?
Starting point is 00:07:45 Jim Carrey? That ain't Jim Carrey. Huh? That's Michael Myers. Mike Myers. Well, who is Jim Carrey? That was a Grinch. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Jim Carrey is a Grinch. Jim Carrey is a Grinch. Yeah, my bad. Is he? Hey, read that. Yeah, man, I never fucking knew that. What the fuck? You didn't know Jim Carrey was a Grinch?
Starting point is 00:08:01 Go back and look at it now. He's sick. My favorite fucking Jim Carrey movie is the one where he, he's like in this world where it's a fake world and he has like a whole fake life. What's it called? Oh, the Truman Show. The Truman. That's a fucked up movie.
Starting point is 00:08:14 But did you ever do a movie review on that? No, they cancel my shit. They said fuck that shit. Stupid-ass shit. I don't know. They didn't green light my shit and don't jump. Pour that shit up, John.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Bro, the two-minute show was a crazy movie. Boy, that shit calling me. I was like, damn, that's fucked up. That's the fuck the way to live. That shit, nigga. Read that shit to you, hold on. Let me get that shit. You better not fuck up either.
Starting point is 00:08:42 That shit tight, man. I sat there. Already. I sat there. I can't see that shit, good? I tell you my eyes fucking with him, God. Dumb-ass, nigga.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Man, fuck y'all, man. This motherfucker got a re-hast. This motherfucker was a prostitute. She was teaching this motherfucker out of that time. I know what they did green. Like, they green like this bitch sticking their whole hand in her ass. Diggily this motherfucker. That's not cool, nigga.
Starting point is 00:09:12 That shit was... How they're going to green like that shit? Diggins like movie reviews. That shit looked crazy. Yeah, that nigga, Adam liked porn, man. They stayed. All right, look, it's up there better for you now. I sat.
Starting point is 00:09:22 Look, I sat there. No, nigg is duh. Oh, I was reading that part He was going to tell me I was wrong Go ahead, skip the whole fucking It was too wet to play So we sat in the house You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:09:32 All that cold cold, cold, wet day I sat there with Sally And sat there We too Oh, you can't say there Oh, we sat there We too And I said
Starting point is 00:09:45 How I wish We had something to do You know what I'm saying Too wet to go out And too cold to play ball Oh my fucking if you skipped the whole out Waits we have something you to do No I did
Starting point is 00:09:53 motherfucker you can't hear you know what I'm saying gonna tell me I'm you know what I'm saying fucking with the prostitutes and shit man fuck y'all niggins did you graduate high school I barely graduated high school because housebone told me he he graduated yesterday ain't that wrong not graduating high school why is it?
Starting point is 00:10:09 Some people don't need the shit Justin Bieber? I mean what the fuck? Justin Bieber can sing I know I'm just saying man what are you utilizing right now today from high school that you learned any of your classes
Starting point is 00:10:19 um that's a good that's a good That shit is retarded. I can read. It's a big-ass daycare. How is it a big daycare? I mean, because they ain't teaching you shit. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:10:31 They teach you shit. You just ain't listening. Yeah, teaching you how you're oppressing a history class. You know what I'm saying? World War I, two, three, the Holocaust and slavery. That's all you know. I got no World War III, fool. It's your way.
Starting point is 00:10:45 I wasn't? No. That's why you're right now. You didn't get your GED, bro. I got my high school diploma, though. Prince of High School. Tiro, what in the Great Depression end? I don't even fucking...
Starting point is 00:10:56 I don't know. I don't know that shit. Your niggins grimy. I'm just saying. I mean, I think every high school kid can read a cat in the hat book, bro. I mean, I can read a cat in a hat book, man. Fuck y'all. Digger, where the slavery end, bitch?
Starting point is 00:11:16 I don't know. They ain't his people. Kind of. They end of Juneteenth. How about that? We can celebrate it on Juneteen. Slavery didn't end. It's still going on.
Starting point is 00:11:30 All right. So why you work for the white man then? Since you're so righteous right now, I work for the white man. We partner us. How are y'all partners, digger? I told me that. It sound good.
Starting point is 00:11:42 We're partners. Oh, this thing is throwing me under the bus, you can't be throwing me under the bus that the motherfuckers gave me. You told me I'd be working for the white man. I'm just saying. Man, come on, man. Everybody be telling us we work for the white man.
Starting point is 00:11:54 They're going to throw me that. They'll tell me that. I'm a partner. I got a show. No. No. No. You're coming.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Great. Great. My artist, he did it. More money. More shows. Hey, fuck that. Thank you. Go to college?
Starting point is 00:12:15 Who? Yeah. It's community. Community. Community. Community. I don't know. That thing is.
Starting point is 00:12:20 That thing is. I mean, if you consider going, I was taking financial aid and holling that bitches all day by the bookstore. I mean, I attended. What was it? What was it going to be your major? My major? Yeah, we're in. Bitches?
Starting point is 00:12:36 Hey, I'm waving that fucking, what's the shit called? The fast stuff? I was that fast one check to clear, digger. And I was out of that motherfucker. What come into the college do you go to? Harbor? What college did you go to, though? I tried.
Starting point is 00:12:50 You tried what? I tried trade take for like two hours. What was your trade? I was going to do the electricity program, actually. You would have been a big-ass electrician. With a lot of money and in the union. Why you stop? Because that motherfucker wasn't for me.
Starting point is 00:13:06 I got bored the first hour I left. And then I just never went back. The man got electrocuted. This shit got out of there. And then I left. And then I just didn't go back that year. Went back to Poloco. And then I tried it again at LA Valley.
Starting point is 00:13:19 So you gave up, because. To go flip some fucking chicken. Hey, be like that. What the fuck is wrong with you? That thing is that man, fuck. What are you? He said, Union, electricity. He'll put your logo.
Starting point is 00:13:33 What you mean? Look at all these chickens. No, that I like, I like, Valley College for one day two and I was like, oh man, maybe college is. That nigga said, them motherfucking, them motherfucking, breast and thighs was calling your name, digging, hey, what you to succeed.
Starting point is 00:13:49 Man, I don't want you to succeed. was hypnotizing your ass every time you clocked in. Stay with us, Duno. Eat all the chicken you want, Duno. Damn, dog. You don't need to go succeed in life, Duno. Eat us, Duno. Where you're like, fuck it?
Starting point is 00:14:04 I'm going to be a comedian, God. God forbid. Commonly you don't work no more. No more podcast. Are you going back there and point a loco? Nah, I can't go back to you. You're going to KFC. I feel you, bro.
Starting point is 00:14:14 I ain't going back on a little. You know how to flip the chicken car. Man, I'm going to. What's you going to do? Shit. Not go back to. That's the worst job. As long as you don't get locked up.
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Starting point is 00:15:49 We want to have you reading the goddamn script. Yeah, I can't read that. Yeah, my bookie don't even worry about it. Big AD every time, you know what I'm saying? Me, hell no. Damn, my bookie had it cracking with the Atlanta Braves after they whipped the dog's eyes. You be betting on my bookie? Man, I didn't bet a couple times on my bookie.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Yeah, I bet on my bookie. Yeah, I bet on my bookie. Yeah, yeah. What fight? The boom gang and, you know what I mean? I was trying to bet, but it had a cap on there. Oh, no. Oh.
Starting point is 00:16:19 What? You got that shit where he's, he got this freaky shit, my book you got him. You see what happens to the mics, dog? It's no way you cleaning that, Josh. How you gonna clean that? Oh. Niggia, it was, it was fucking Mountain Dew, wherever this shit is.
Starting point is 00:16:31 He just wiped in there, he just wiped in all around this shit. How was it a germ? He just did what Rudy Gay did, man. Who's Rudy Gay? He the one who spread it COVID, nigger in the NBA, and the first little hole, little shit. Damn, Cug, grimy. Nah, no, yeah, they're talking about COVID.
Starting point is 00:16:45 He went out of this. He started touching on the mic and shit. Yeah, he coughed on the motherfucker. Oh, the license. skin, nigger. Yep. Don't fucking for friends. Then everybody just started getting that shit shut it down. Hey, bro, I still haven't had it. Man, I don't want to hear
Starting point is 00:16:57 that shit with you because I'm just saying. You had that shit. I'm undefeated out here. All right, watch. Don't say that right now, watch. He been saying that shit. Is you fully vaccinated now? No, I'm just saying. You got that shit, too, huh? Yes, I got it last year. Oh, you got it last year? That shit with my ass.
Starting point is 00:17:13 I was fucking dying. How much weight you lose? I ain't going to lie for other. I ain't going to lie. No, no, for real. I was like, seven, before I couldn't eat, I could, I felt like shit with, like, real life, though, like dog shit way. If I had to take you to the hospital, I'll take you to that poor a loco, bro. Oh, yeah?
Starting point is 00:17:29 I'll get two drumsticks, my nigga. I'm trying to resuscitate you with it, bro. Hey. Man, I'll take you to the club and put two down hoolios on your titty like this. Come back to life. Your titty. Damn. Oh.
Starting point is 00:17:43 Day and drank. I didn't drink. Hey, black people will be using ginger ale to get get well, you know what y'all be using? Like, what you'd be drinking and shit? Manudo. Nah, motherfucker? That shit.
Starting point is 00:17:55 That's a nasty as fuck. What do you mean? Like, like, ginger oil. We do gingerbread. Like, yeah, we do crackers. I mean, this shit is worldwide what we do. How am you thinking this shit going to heal us? Should we do vaporoo?
Starting point is 00:18:07 You know, the vaporoo? Like the little, how do you say? What is it? Like Vasily? Yeah. The Vasily? They put it like on our chest. It's supposed to like.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Oh, vapor up. Yeah. Oh, we got a vapor. Yeah. Yeah. Why are you called a Vaperone? Because we're Mexican and people speak Spanish so they can't say Vaporoon.
Starting point is 00:18:23 So Viparone is Vicks in Spanish? Vaporah. Vaporah. Oh, okay, okay. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, what you do that? And then I think, like, food-wise, that you guys make, like, some type of soup, right?
Starting point is 00:18:34 Mm-hmm. What type of soup do you guys make? Chicken noodle, nigga, yeah. With a soda on the side. With a fucking Canada dry. They go on God of heaven. But not this flavor shit. It's like the, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:18:46 And that's swaps either. I don't know what that is. I ain't never seen no great Canada dry ass crazy. No, but yeah, they do the shit the posol. They do like stuff by the Fidel. If you guys never have like, you guys just swollen your tonsils? Shit, what of my uncles could like? He swallowed his tons?
Starting point is 00:19:01 No, no, you know. Your tons was swollen. Hell yeah. Food, like some of my family members can massage him so the bar could pop and then you'll be good the next day. For real. Like they'll massage it and bring it down right here and pop it right here. Bro, that sounds like a tumor, bro. That don't sound like this shit.
Starting point is 00:19:14 No, no, boy. Yeah. It was so for real. You think I'm lying for real? I swear to God. That shit sounds crazy. It hurts, but for you good, the next day, I promise. And they pop them motherfucking.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Yeah, it's like, because it's swollen, so don't bring it down. No weird shit, but don't be like that. And they'll bring that shit all the way that. And you can feel that shit, like, just come down. I swear to God. Hey, not to be funny, though. I never get, bro. My mom showed me this Mexican lady, bro, what she would do to get rid of moles.
Starting point is 00:19:39 She would get a piece of hair. Like, I don't know how she could tie it. Tie it to a fucking mole and wait for that motherfucker to fall off. That shit was crazy. I think it stops like blood circulation or something like that. In the mold? Yeah, I think something like that, yeah. Well, yeah, now it's 2021.
Starting point is 00:19:53 You just go to the fucking ER and they'll take it off for you. I ain't gonna lie. I had like a skin tag, bro. It was kind of long, bro. I chopped that motherfuck off myself. You know what? Some scissors? Barbarrecast.
Starting point is 00:20:04 I said, fuck it. I didn't have no help insurance. Hey, all that's up. My nigga going to bleed the damn, homie on some shit. It'd be a lot of mips out here. I would have some gingerails and saltine crackers right there for that d'clock. Bleeding. Bleeding.
Starting point is 00:20:15 I had to put that saltine cracker right there. Bro. I'm a homie that don't got like health insurance to go to T.J. Just get everything done over there. They drive it. You get their drive over there? It's like 100 bucks you get your whole teeth done. For $100?
Starting point is 00:20:27 Yeah, for $100? You don't go get your teeth done for $100? No. You're going to go get your teeth done. I pay some rats from my teeth. For real? Oh, motherfucker. But they're fake.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Oh, no. Like the dentists. Oh, I was like, nigger, what? No. No. I'm like a hundred? Oh, yeah. A hundred a tooth, nigga.
Starting point is 00:20:53 We got to go get that shit too. Shit. How much you pay for your teeth? I won't say. Why not, nigga? It may be a promo for us. That's like the bitches you be asking, hey, where you get light pole forever? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:21:06 I ain't going to say nothing. Nah, nigga, tell us, nigga. You want me to tell you? Everybody? Yeah. It costs $30,000. That's right, my boy. For your teeth?
Starting point is 00:21:16 Yeah, what you want what you think is supposed to call? Let me see. Yeah, because you're dirty, Ben? How much money do you have, fool? I know you got. I am a partner in no jumpers, though. They got a thing you do an ad reads now, man. Life is good.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Oh, that thing, Adam guy, niggins doing that shit, I get to read ads. I get to watch the bitches put their fists up their ass. This is life. Whoa, I ain't did that yet. Are you down to do some patrons? I do some patrons. You can't even say,
Starting point is 00:21:49 That guy said papryon. I do some Patreon. I told Josh, man, come on. Sign me up. Are you going to include what you've seen? Probably be the funny. Her 50 and I was to interrupt one day. I mean, I could now.
Starting point is 00:22:01 You should. That shit, bro. That shit was, it was strangely satisfying. I wasn't like, I was grossed out by a lot of shit, but like, I watched that and I was like, because, you know, the asshole was so small, bro. And that motherfucker said, mm-hmm. I said what the fuck And she was bleeding and she liked it
Starting point is 00:22:23 She was bleeding from her out Yeah she was bleeding bro She said oh you start bleeding She said oh sorry about that What She put a bandit in her ass How you make that stop bleeding She had to go home with the bloody ass
Starting point is 00:22:39 Bro she can't repair bro Was she looking at only on the bloody ass Yeah I think all the patrons are only fans girl And then she just Phawn for that I know they are And she just fissed her asses her asses her asses her asses shit
Starting point is 00:22:55 going on over here Kelly Kay shit What did she have in the asshole? Oh my God Yeah she had a hemorrhoid Wow She said everybody get hemorrhoids I had no hemorrholy
Starting point is 00:23:05 I never had on them She's a cold bitch Yeah I just let them You know bend me over and fuck me right on the On the hood and I just let them fucking do it Like damn bitch That shit that shit fly out of white women They be with all the bullshit.
Starting point is 00:23:19 They be with all the black one. A black, Nick, that what the fuck is you doing? We ain't doing that right now. We ain't doing that right now, we ain't doing that right now, nigga. He got me so fucked up. They called somebody.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Bitch this thinger trying to fuck me in that ass. Hey, what you been calling them house, nigga? He got me so fucked up, bitch-ass, like what? They're crazy, dog. Y'all into that shit, though? Like 15 in the asshole?
Starting point is 00:23:42 No, like fucking in the butt and shit. I did it before. I know you have. How do you know what I did? You grew up on big, nigga. You looked like a nigga that was experimental. Yeah. Nah.
Starting point is 00:23:54 Like, Terrell, I'm on my period. It don't matter. He got more holes and shit. That's what you sound about. That's your comfort-ass shit over here. Oh, my God. No. No.
Starting point is 00:24:05 One of your ass fucking Adam. You love it. You know what I'm saying? Porn Doritos on the bitch head. I'm like 80-made for this shit. Bro. You know exactly what the fuck to do. When a bitch lets you pour Doritos on her head, bro, that's different.
Starting point is 00:24:18 I was going to take advantage of a bitch. Man, I was throwing the motherfuckers. I was trying to crunch them and salt bait them. What's the craziest thing you ever did to a bitch? Like here or just in general? Don't say nothing to get canceled. I knew what I'm going to say? I ate somebody.
Starting point is 00:24:36 What you think? I didn't know crazy I should ever done was here when she ate like the dog shit on my hand. No, nigga, you fucking a bitch. What's the craziest thing you ever did? I don't think I ain't done no like super wild, wild shit. Like I ain't never fist a bitch. bitched ass on and shit like that. Man, I think it's pretty safe to say we are regular
Starting point is 00:24:52 because we ain't did no wild shit like that. I mean, what do you consider wild? Because after looking at the Patreon, bro, that shit. Yeah, I ain't did none of that shit. I ain't had no bitch drinking on no fucking bowl. I didn't fake nuts on bitches, though. I just spit on their back, nigga, like I netted. You fucking swear, bro.
Starting point is 00:25:07 What would you do that? I just want to make him think I'm nutted. So you just got a little bit of nutted. On the bitch ass or a bitch think you just nutted a drop. Yep. That'd be dumb as a bitch. A bitch. Big Lugie on her head.
Starting point is 00:25:18 He said, why? Because she was weak. She was terrible. Stink? No, I ain't stink, bro. Ain't you. No, no. You don't know the nigga that let the same bitch burn you twice, nigga.
Starting point is 00:25:29 Don't bring that up. No. Ain't that gullible, bro. Nah, hell no, bro. Yeah, wild, motherfucker. Bro, he's wild, bro. He's a freak freak. Man, fuck out of here, nigga.
Starting point is 00:25:42 I'll never do that shit, though, again. What you mean again? I was testing it out, man, and it worked. And then I fucked around and got fucked up I was young, though Nicky, how old was you? I said about 23. That ain't.
Starting point is 00:25:56 You know, I'll be acting like he fucking 18. Hey, bro in the back was like, me too, nigga. You got burnt before, bro? Oh, yeah. That nigga got burned. He got burned up. That nigga said,
Starting point is 00:26:08 no, man. No, 23, young. You're going to be in deliver and be real shit, nigga. He's still burning right now. My boy, my boy, my boy, fuck,
Starting point is 00:26:17 I got burned too before, you know what I said? Sean got burned. You better watch it. You got burnt before P.U.? I believe him. He looked, that whole look. You don't only thing in the room they got burnt, bro. Because y'all niggas is weak, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:26:31 How are we weak? Because y'all niggas did that shit before, bro. I know. Bro, I started fool. I said I swear to, too. But I've never, like, never would. I mean, for one thing is, like, for you is like, you got burned once, and then you, like, doubled back on the motherfucker's.
Starting point is 00:26:46 How would you know? You told us. You told us. Yeah, but how was you... How was I supposed to know? That bitch had that shit. How was I supposed to know? Now, if I would have cut off every bitch, I'm like...
Starting point is 00:26:59 And start fresh. You know what that tells me? You was just a dirty nigger, bro. You was just fucking everybody. I was a dirty dog. You didn't know what the fuck was going on. I was a dirty-ass dog. And you didn't like wake up the next day, like,
Starting point is 00:27:11 damn, I fuck that bitch, my shit, it hurt now. You a dirty dog, too, nigger? What I do? Yeah. dirty dog you hanged with pun he's a dirty dog too that thing is a dirty dog you're a dirty dog don't make me bring it up because I know you I know what you was trying to do
Starting point is 00:27:27 and who you're trying to fuck Jess from that whole little shit I know you a dirty dog I said I fuck with this thing ain't he cuh I love that thing and cause I love you bro he's sick no I love you for that I'm like okay I really love
Starting point is 00:27:44 bro he's sick now we can't we're going to have to say On camera, no. Change the subject, motherfucker. Wait, what I'm in? Change the subject, Nick up. Hey, anyways.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Davey and Liliths, bro. They should do, like, old school MySpace and let you put music on your Instagram. How y'all feel about that? Niggas is. Put music on their Instagram. No, like your homepage. So if somebody click your shit.
Starting point is 00:28:11 For, like, your playlist, like, your top five for the week. Like, you're going to do no shit. And this. Let's bang. Let's bang. Cali is active. Yeah, that's hard. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:28:20 Yeah, that's hard. Remember they say how that shit? Yeah, it might be too much. You know what I'm saying? Might be slowing down the app, though, but that's hard. They probably thought about it. Yeah, and then, do we even know what Facebook is about the name themselves now? Nah.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Because they said they're going to change their name like this week or something. They're going to call it fuck everybody. It seems like they don't want us to be a part of their app the way they acting. You know what I'm saying? Everybody get banned. Everybody can take down. Everybody get flag for stupid shit. Nigger, you can't even.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Have you got yours of these yet? You know, you said they got your horse back, though. Man, they're trying to right now. Shit. Hopefully I get it back to them. What they're saying? Man, you know how to hit up my shit, my good people, my low-key people. Why is everybody from the Instagram, like, so low-key?
Starting point is 00:29:01 That shit don't even make no sense. Niggins. Why you can't call these niggins? Like, hey, bro, come on, what to do? I don't know, boy, that shit. That shit getting real straight, but I see, bro, like, man, there's people, like, on their last flag. One more flag, and they're done, and I'm like that.
Starting point is 00:29:15 That's what my shit said. But, you know what's crazy, brother. What the fuck you be posting? This shit. You be posting your family. Exactly. Every time I post this shit. And if you send the pictures, dude?
Starting point is 00:29:24 I sent the picture. Bro, you know what I'm surprised? Hasn't been taken down, pun. Pumby posting the wildest shit on the story. Boy, y'all, you know, my niggas on the bus today. God, Lee. Mr. Graham's going to be on that. Take a week off, man.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Take a week off. They're watching right now. They're like, we got them. At age boy pun. Take a week off. Nah, bro. I do be hating on niggins like that, though. Nah, bro, but they've been on my shit, food.
Starting point is 00:29:48 They'd be like, and I'm like, right? But what do you be posted? Bro, bro, all I did was posted, post when I smacked the homie, and then the last time it took it down, I commented on the hummies, like, pose. Like, he had like an unreleased and I was like, send me the song, bitch. And brother, it took it down because I said bitch and they said it was bully. I'm like, what the fuck? Maybe your homie did that, bro.
Starting point is 00:30:08 Nah, bro, the minute I commented it right away, boom. My shit I deleted, like right away. Nick, I reposted my homie for talking shit about me and said, shut up bitch and they took that shit down they gave me a flag i ain't gonna lie i usually don't comment on a no jumper youtube with the with the fans and shit but somebody made me man and i said shut up bitch and that shit got deleted so maybe it's just the word bitch nah fool the for the fucking i posted a video of me smacking my homie and then bro i posted that video plenty of times i posted it again this time and they took my whole i'm like damn bro people i mean that shit like not the
Starting point is 00:30:43 the most important thing in the world, but, bro, business comes from that shit, like, from IG's. Yeah, business becoming like crazy. But that's your team. They can't, shouldn't rely on fucking just Instagram, nigga. I'm thinking what we're going to rely on. Taggall. You got everything.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Fuck it. Twitter. Bro, TikTok coming through for me right now, for real. Oh, God. We're fucking booming like that. Bro, you, you're mad, bro. You would make a fucking kid, bro. Help me out.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Bro. Can you shop me out? Can you talk you made that shit? Let's be partners. Show me out. Let's do some shit for real. We're doing it today. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Because I got a hundred followers on that one fucking I'm doing bad on that bitch I think I got like 70 nigga you killing me Damn I ain't posting nothing on there Boy you gotta pose like your fucking Even like your little like rap bar What is that jacket?
Starting point is 00:31:27 That nigga jacking up on that motherfucker Oh that's fly Damn I took off the whole shit Yeah boy What y'all talking about Why are you looking mad at me? Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:31:41 Chal talking about boy With the Prada zone The homie look hard Pause That nigga doing this That was doing He said when you do your Yeah
Starting point is 00:31:56 He's that what's up Who? Yeah Josh You feel me Pull up those pictures You know me Okay You feel me
Starting point is 00:32:06 Y'all niggas You need to get a girlfriend You know what I'm saying Yeah you're reminiscing in the back Right now like fuck I need a girlfriend He's like, man. Stupid-ass thing. You mean, you're missing Elpoil loco for show.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Fuck you. Damn, cuz. Hey, is that shit really healthy, bro? Because I thought eating Elpoil loco was really supposed to be healthy, bro. Somebody told me it's too salty. But I ain't gonna lie. I met a, like, working on Craigsawrani. Somebody died?
Starting point is 00:32:32 Oh. I ain't gonna lie when I'm working on Cravenny. Somebody died. I met like, like, for example, like. John Kennedy? I met Dom Kennedy there too. But I met like some older women that. But I met like some older women that.
Starting point is 00:32:43 that are like 60, 70, and they go like, oh, man, all we do is come here. They were trying to fuck. No shit. Nah, so they get the salad and the white meat and then like fucking black beans and they only get a water bottom, no cornbow. She's at every day and she's like, bro, that shit keeps me healthy. Wait, you said one or multiple? Because I thought like multiple.
Starting point is 00:33:02 So all the rest of them died and there's only one left. No, no. No for like multiple. I saw the older ladies get the salad. But they get the salad, the white meat only. They don't do dark meat and shit. They only do like breast meat and the wings and shit like that. I'm like, that shit should have taught you something, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Man, I got to get those two seats on the airplane. Since we're talking about food, did you hear about this one nigga, right? A California man says he ate nearly every meal at six flags for $150 a year, and he paid off his student loans. He went every day. He went two times a day.
Starting point is 00:33:31 Oh, so he bought the package and went in there and ate. That's a smart motherfucker. And I know right now that Magic Mountain is going to cut that shit fucking show. Because of this nigga. But then again, they probably making the money. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:33:45 If you buy the package, come on in here. You ain't way more than $150 worth of food. What are they like a chicken 10 years in the fry? Well, no, anything. So they got these passes because, you know, usually when people go to amusement parks, they don't go to amusement parks all the time. You know what I mean? So this nigga paid for the food pass.
Starting point is 00:34:01 You know what I'm saying? So every time he'll go, he'll be able to eat food. This nigga was going there two times a day. It was part of the rules. So he paid $150. Damn. He ate almost 2,000 meals at around 50 cents. per sitting at six flags for the past seven years, bro.
Starting point is 00:34:16 And they paid off a student loan? He said, hungry for financial flexibility, a California man named Dylan. He paid $150. He wanted to pay off his student loan debt. He got married and he purchased a house on Los Angeles. Seven years, y'all know the fucking food at Magic Mountain One is real because he didn't die. You know what I'm saying? If that was McDonald's, your ass would be dead.
Starting point is 00:34:36 I'll say probably a part. Not even no longer than a year, every day, you probably would have died, nigga. So Magic Mountain, nigga, the food is cool. kind of healthy, niggas, go do it. You know what I'm saying? If y'all niggas is broke. And it says, you get a limited lunch, dinner, drinks and snacks, bro.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Unlimited. For $150 bro for a year. That's a steal right there. But I'm a motherfucker-mothill live like by Santa Clarito or something. Because you ain't driving for nothing. And seven years, bro? For some chicken strips and fries. I wonder what that nigga was eating. A churro, some chicken strips and fries.
Starting point is 00:35:09 I have a lot. They'd be having them fucking smoked turkey legs. Some motherfuckers be bussing. Oh, the big-ass turkey lid. You would go get the big stupid extended turkey lid. Man, those motherfuckers is fire. Give me the big ass. They got steroids in them, bitches. Nah, that's a turkey.
Starting point is 00:35:21 Nick, you ever seen what a real turkey look like, nigger? Huge. Look like you. You ain't never, have you really seen the real turkey? No, no, no. Could you show this nigga a real turkey, bro? Turkeys are huge, bro. Paws.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Chill, for that animal. You got to say POTA to that animal. No, Pumma was going to get me, Paws. You know what the f***? I'm just saying. Hey, y'all niggas watch Squid Games? Yeah, I finished. You fucking too much late.
Starting point is 00:35:48 No, I'm just saying, because I was going to bring up the shit that. Oh, when the Brinian, I was going to bring up the fact that LeBron was bringing that shit up, and he brought the same thing I brought up, and the niggins going to get bad at LeBron. Like, bitch, the ending was weak. Oh, you press the one right there for the third one. Press the third one. See, that shit looked like you. You need two seats on the airplane.
Starting point is 00:36:08 He looks just like you. Oh If our turkey Oh he's a heck yeah And for our turkeys Consider wild animals Huh? Yeah there's wild turkeys
Starting point is 00:36:22 Oh okay I'm just wondering Wild turkey is also a drink Exotic wild turkey meat Wild turkey is a drink Where am I need to Nick Google wild turkey Nigga I need to say
Starting point is 00:36:32 Mr. Man motherfucker you be going to them But we don't got money That you're dirty bad in your mouth Nigga that shit is Nick this is the cheapest shit right here And it gets you fucked up Wow I never See that in my life.
Starting point is 00:36:40 81 proof bourbon, nigga. You know what the fucking wild turkey at my bar, nigga? He wants some wild turkey, nigga and some lemonade. What's up here, nigga? Wild turkey and kill your ass.
Starting point is 00:36:52 You ain't got nothing way for that. He was a wild turkey, digger's right. What's the fuck with it? Mugherty stop drinking because of wild turkey. Yeah. Wild turkey. That my fuck almost kills you,
Starting point is 00:37:03 dude. Wild turkey, put my nigga down. Wild turkey and Sprite. My nigga almost killed my nigga. My nigga. He got high blood pressure, diabetics on wild turkey. For the wrong blood
Starting point is 00:37:14 and hate me, you know. Pun, I can't move, nigga. What happened? You're like, walk that wild turkey. Hey,
Starting point is 00:37:21 I told pun, I was saying, hey, bro, I'm sick. That nigga said, boo, boo, he hung up the phone.
Starting point is 00:37:25 He did. Oh, he's going to leave a nigga for dead off the wild turkey. He's crazy. He probably hung up to come get you. Nah,
Starting point is 00:37:33 he ain't coming to get me. And I'm sick, nigga. He said, I get 100% on the ship now. Fuck your kids. Nigger took the masters
Starting point is 00:37:42 I'm here and ran it off on me Damn What we were to talk about The fucking LeBron shit Oh yeah The Squid game shit Because I was saying the same
Starting point is 00:37:50 Did you watch three games though I watched that shit Nigger Bro he's sensitive Fuck the fucking What did you think The director I didn't like the ending
Starting point is 00:37:58 Why Bro because I was supposed Go see his family Go to your daughter Go be a dad Because all he needed Was the bread To go see his daughter
Starting point is 00:38:06 Nick And be cool And he had it I don't know this Bro, I don't understand. What are you doing? I don't get it. You're already a piece of shit dad before money.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Now you're being a piece of shit that after money. Like, fool. You're like, bro, you have all this money. Like, Josh, I know you're going to put your wife perspective in this. Let me keep you my father's perspective. You feel me? Like, bro, you got, bro, it might as that was a piece of shit cracker before no money. And they ran into some money.
Starting point is 00:38:32 And they still went off to be a piece of shit. You're a piece of shit. And, like, fool, let him go be happily lived long after. But I get it. He could a win visit one day, two day, and came back and tried to conquer the game. Look, look, as a fan, I'm mad. As a business man, I understand what he's doing. He's going to come back for season two, and he's going to break way more money, keep being rich.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Because we're going to want to know if he's going to die. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You, y'all think that he's going to enter the game again? Yes. He's going after the nigga who's running the game now. I took it, I took it that this nigga was going to use his. money and resources to try to shut that motherfucker down, not participating
Starting point is 00:39:12 participate again. He's gonna... He's doing it, bro. And then what blows my mind is that the show ain't gonna be the same with all those like people that are already like that died during the show. But my mind is crazy though.
Starting point is 00:39:25 No, they burn them. They're dad, bro. They're dad. Bro, anything that you don't see on camera. And they was taking niggas organs too. Yeah. Now, he was free, bro, that shit was... That show was why.
Starting point is 00:39:35 He's creative. I gotta give it to him. He's creative. But see, what I think the whole theme of the shit was bro is you got to think about it when he's seen that guy and he's seen the other people really trying to like keep the game going and stuff he know that is bigger than just where he's at right so the old man was telling him about humanity you still got hope for humanity and shit like that i think at that point in time instead of going to see his daughter he was like you know
Starting point is 00:39:57 what i'm going to do this for everybody to shut this motherfucker down i don't it'd be real dumb for him to sit there and try to join that shit again i don't think they'll do that man he's joining that shit again and he didn't give a fuck about humanity he watched that nigga sit there and almost die on a corner he like man i can't help that nigga you know what i'm saying no they was playing the game he wanted the information yeah he was playing the game and did he still got help but he he waited it out he waited it out that's the theme of it bet he waited it out good people he's considered the good person the good person is trying to take down the whole organization so he got to enter the game with his money i figure he got to enter the game his game with your money going
Starting point is 00:40:35 do for you. Bribe and the niggas to make the team to be stronger. That don't give you no more of an advantage. Because he still, because he already knows the rundown. What's the saying? You always saying nothing's bigger than the program? Nothing's bigger than the program. Nothing's bigger than the program in the movie, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Only one person wins, and he knows that now. So I get what he's saying now. He's not on the end of the game because he knows he could probably lose and die or whatever the situation is. What about entering the game with the money, hulling up, talking to everybody, capturing these niggas with the guns and now they got the guns and then they can fight the niggas and the shit.
Starting point is 00:41:04 See, you're thinking like a nigger right now. They ain't doing that shit, bro. They're not trying to try. They ain't talking about that shit. If that's the case, them motherfuckers should have tried you at the first place. That motherfucker didn't need to go be a good job. Because the first thing,
Starting point is 00:41:16 when they was getting bust on, them niggins just started running to the door. They weren't running towards a gun. So nothing's bigger than the program. So he should have just minded his business and gone to go see his daughter. Yeah, he should have went mine. Because he'll fuck around and become a part of the game
Starting point is 00:41:29 like his brother. What, like, oh, like, oh, I feel like the cops brother. Yeah, like the Cobb's brother. brother. I was called to anybody that ain't seen this shit, spoiler alert.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Oh well, fuck you niggas. You need should have been sent the shit. And for the Broncan watch it
Starting point is 00:41:42 you could already then the broad watched it and director nigga is commenting on the shit. You should have your own sequel
Starting point is 00:41:48 you know, you're a bitch nigga make a part two niggas so we can watch it and stop complaining. Honestly, I don't know
Starting point is 00:41:54 if I want to see a part two. I do, yeah but you can't leave it in the books like it's like certain movies I don't want
Starting point is 00:42:00 only because he was trying to get this shit going for like nine years, 10 years, bro. And it's like, it ended on a note
Starting point is 00:42:08 the show is so successful, bro. The hype of trying to recreate that for a second season is going to be like... How you know he didn't already have a second season? He already said he didn't.
Starting point is 00:42:18 He bullshit. The nigger said that he won a team to help him if it's going to be a second season. I don't see how that shit... And on top of that, he said that he didn't make no real money off of this shit either.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Yeah, of course he didn't. I was like, damn. Wait, wait, wait, so he sold it to Netflix or they did like a partnership where they like, No, he sold it. He didn't know that this shit was going to be a hit. How much did he said it to Netflix for?
Starting point is 00:42:37 Can we, can we check that? He sold it to Netflix. It wasn't, it probably wasn't doing as good. He sold it to Netflix. It's the number one hit, and he has to do a part two to get his bread. If he need that $20.30 million dollar check, part two is coming out, baby. I'm telling you all. That's worth more than $20, 30 million, bro.
Starting point is 00:42:56 On God in heaven. That shit is all on TikToks. That shit is on Roblox. Bro, they beat. Bro, they really like. That's like the morning, too. Damn, nigga. That shit almost hit, like the billions, right?
Starting point is 00:43:09 He probably sold that shit for like 10 minutes, huh? Probably, probably, that's fucking. I think he sold that shit for a couple of noodles. He probably- Because he's Asian. No. Stop the Asian-Hade, dog. What are you talking about? Stop the Asian hazee.
Starting point is 00:43:22 What are you talking about? God. Think when they cancel this, they do. Why? Stop the Asian hate. But anyways. You heard about this? It's a Chinese millionaire.
Starting point is 00:43:31 He withdraws his fortune. because the bank asked him to wear a mask. He took his $5 million out of the bankers and asked him to wear a mask, bro. Can you take five minute off the bank just like that? You can't withdraw your money. They can't hold it. I mean, they ain't going to give it to you that same day.
Starting point is 00:43:49 He got that same day. Chase? Not Chase. Maybe Asian bank. Asians don't bank with us. He first, I don't think so. He first drew $5 million from his account
Starting point is 00:43:59 and ordered the stats of manually count to check each one of them. in the bank note. He then told him he would keep returning to withdraw the same amount until he fully entered his account. Stayed that he plans to make the staff manually count the bank notes in each withdrawal. That's crazy, though, over this shit, bro. Not letting them in because of mask.
Starting point is 00:44:18 That mask shit is crazy, man. What's going on? Y'all niggas gonna buy by this shit or not? You know what I'm saying? What do you mean? Buy it. Nica, we've been a buy to buy it. I mean, shit.
Starting point is 00:44:26 You wouldn't have a lot of this? I'd be going right in this shit. I don't be wearing any real. No mask. I don't give a fuck, man. I'll be doing it up. You can go anywhere without a mask. Sometimes.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Except the grocery store. What about home goods? I respect home goods. You put your mask on home goods. I love home goods. I love home goods. I love home goods. I ain't even going to do home goods like that.
Starting point is 00:44:50 I see something. I get banked, you know what I'm saying? The other day at my restaurant. I love. Yeah. At Kabuki, it's Kabuki. That's where he got banked at. Because didn't want to wear a mask.
Starting point is 00:45:01 And nigg was like, Hold on. You hollering too much. Got out of the seat. Yeah, got out of seat slapping. Bha. Like, nigger, watch out, foe. Get up out of here, nigga.
Starting point is 00:45:09 We're trying to eat. Man, he sucked the fuck out of that dude. He sucked that full heart. He pushed him back. He went out of the door and everything. You sock the fuck out of that dude that was hitting that girl. See, that's what we doing here. Like, man, you was doing your shit, do know?
Starting point is 00:45:21 Man, that was cool. But no, bro. The whole mad shit, bro, this shit is, I'm over it now, bro. I don't care. Like, I really don't care no more, bro. But you ain't vaccinated, nigg. so you better get the Karen. Man, I am vaccinated.
Starting point is 00:45:33 You ain't vaccinated, motherfucker. Let me see your car. My car says otherwise. Let me see your car. It's in the car. Let me see it, Cah. I ain't about to walk out right now to show you my Vax car.
Starting point is 00:45:43 Oh, it's in the car? Yeah, send the car. Where are yours at? You're fucking lying. Like, I ain't vaccinated. Where are your shit at? On my phone? It's on your phone.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Let me see it. I got the QR. Let me see it. For real. You got it? Show everybody you vaccinated. Are you getting vaccinated? No, not right now, sir.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Why? I'm saying? I ain't doing that shit. Okay, okay, okay. See me that so I can Photoshop it. I want to Photoshop that shit, cut. I ain't, what, man? I didn't go a lot, but I went to the fucking LASC game yesterday
Starting point is 00:46:13 at the new back of California Stadium. And I just thought they was asking for masks. They asked you for a whole last fucking vaccine card and you have to be like, and if you don't have that, you got to be like a negative test within like two, three days before that day. And I'm like, what the fuck? Are they scanning that QR code?
Starting point is 00:46:29 No, they just checking it. Fuck it with your ID. That stupid is a bitch. Think I really can Photoshop that shit. Well, do it and go to jail. Man, you're going to put me down. I'm just saying, you're going to say this shit live on here. Don't put me down.
Starting point is 00:46:43 Fuck, dog. We don't want you to photo shoot, bro. I got a shot. I got a doctor for you. Photoshop. I ain't going down. I got a doctor for you. You're going to get you those shots and you're going to have your car.
Starting point is 00:46:55 You're going to be right up here tomorrow. And the good thing about it is you can get both the same day. Oh, so you vaccinated. Yeah, man. Oh, okay, I'm gonna get my shit. Yeah, bro, he got. I'm gonna get my shit, dog. I'm gonna get that shit.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Don't even worry about it. I'm on this shit. Yeah, bro, he got, you, took me 30 bands, bro, he knows the right doctors, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, for them teeth, huh? Yeah, exactly. How often do you get the motherfuckers clean?
Starting point is 00:47:20 Like every three, four months? Do they take them off and put them back on? Nah, niggas. What the fuck is wrong with you? Snap that motherfucker off. Put that bitch back on. Yeah. Did they had to saw your shit down or they just put a whole clip? I have things that they had to saw down.
Starting point is 00:47:36 But so they just put a little white clip on that motherfucker? No, they shave your shit down, your teeth. And then put what? How is the procedure? They put another fake tooth in there. They like shark teeth, bro. They had your real teeth like shark teeth. Oh, that's not your shit right now?
Starting point is 00:47:49 Yeah. Wow. So you got the real deal. I got the real deal, bro. That's why niggas should be looking like the little bunny teeth because they be putting that little thing over their real tooth. Some people look like they only got three teeth. in their mouth. It's just sneaking out. It's just, niggas, all you can see when they smile.
Starting point is 00:48:04 You want that shit, do you know? I mean, I'm mad. I got some little teeth, you feel me. Smile, nigga. That nigga got the little crack rock teeth. He does get me. Yeah, got the little crack rock ass tea, man. Yeah, yeah, your brother, like the little. Why don't your teeth? Why don't know, fool?
Starting point is 00:48:22 Like, you? What you want to get? More, more good out of them. No, because I'm really looking at your shit, bro. That shit is crazy. Yeah, yeah, they're little, but they're not. You like a overgrown baby for real for real bro that's bus shit the hum be telling me that all the time they're little ass teeth and then T-rail got a big ass bucket teefing out the procedure man fuck y'all niggins I didn't even know that your shit bro like literally god said here there's threw the motherfuckers in there man that's that nigga's feel about me good your shit they're like
Starting point is 00:48:52 pillows but when they these sleeves he bites his chest bye See you later, my nigga. That he got baby shooting in nice. That d. That he bit of biting this shit. He said, oh, good. When that thing, he first got the motherfuckers, that thing was smiling at everybody.
Starting point is 00:49:22 That thing was like, huh? Hey, I ain't gonna lie, bro. Man, I was, I was, I was ex- This thing, A, D looked good with the motherfuckin' of ball. I was like, that dude, like. I was extra with that shit. That nigga plus, hey, bro, stop smiling all your fucking pictures, digger.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Go, I was hate, though, because he probably got some Little ass teeth too. Hey, bro, Nick, we do that shit everywhere, bro. Binger.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Nigger be sad and be like, uh, uh, fuck, hey, fucking, you got brought out
Starting point is 00:49:50 the first thing girls noticed? Uh, is that first? I ain't gonna lie, they look at the teeth first.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Yeah? They also look at your fingernails too. Who says who? That's what women told me. Oh,
Starting point is 00:50:01 shit. For real? Look, Ella said, yeah. Oh, yeah. Damn.
Starting point is 00:50:04 They told me they look at your teeth, your fingernails and your shoes. Wow I'm Yeah, I'm cool So how are we looking You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:50:11 Are we fuck with a book Are we fuck with a book? You got an orthopedic leg Bro, your shit is skinny as a motherfucker She said say this with two hands I couldn't do it She did She tried to serve me on purpose
Starting point is 00:50:24 She said do this I'm like Oh, punch her to do that shit Good And let me see both your nails Yeah I got you two right Now look
Starting point is 00:50:34 That nigga That nigga trying to grab my arm Oh They got to shake your phone out. You got to catch it, bitch. You got to catch my hand in the seat. Hey, niggins, dude, I got you, T. Real.
Starting point is 00:50:52 Oh, no, you try to serve me. Hey, this is my homie right here. Look at this shit, man. I thought that one fucking back. Oh, hell, no, bro. Speaking of that. Niggas over there all contemplating on the nigger, y'am.
Starting point is 00:51:06 I'm saying crack a jokes on me, bro. Hey, man, some days it ain't your day, man. You know what I'm saying? Some days it ain't your day, man. I shot me dead. Munk and T. Real. I ain't going to lie to run,
Starting point is 00:51:19 I thought about it. My homie Armando. My name, Armando. Marmando. Oh, that's a Mexican name for your name. Armando. And then, not, but he,
Starting point is 00:51:30 him, he got, like, he got like, he got, like, what the fuck is that? But he got kind of like. He got a, man. Like, so what's happened in his brain?
Starting point is 00:51:39 That nigga fucked up. My nigga said, you're a geek, gee, g-k-jee. Bro, but that's the funniest thing in the world, bro. He'd be like, oh, my God, I'm gonna think of the video of him and the homie fighting. What's like, all your homies is fighting all day, bro. They'd be like, slap boxing, but the homie, like, got kind of your same situation. And, bro, he be using that. What you mean his same situation?
Starting point is 00:51:56 Kind of like with the arm and shit. No, I don't get it. With his arm, like, you know, the same situation. So his arm fucked up. Yeah, yeah, his arm fucked up. Mother, you do get an ass. Like, what's wrong with his arm? I don't know the exciting.
Starting point is 00:52:08 I think he got like... So he was fighting with his fucked up arm? Yeah, he was laughing at him. Y'all fucked up, homie. This shit's crazy. Sit at Josh, I want to see this shit. Nah, that's fucked up, my. I'll see why y'all's you getting, man.
Starting point is 00:52:19 You're on your homies just beating the shit out of each other all day. He did shit out of his head to get, man. You want to get him. Hey, fight fool, fight fool. You all, I know your arm fucked up fool. Now, he's a hoarse, fight fool. Yeah, how many homies you got? A lot, bro.
Starting point is 00:52:34 You ain't got a lot of friends? Yeah. Exactly. See? Not a lot of homies. I don't bring them niggas here, though. Nah, hell no, I'm bringing them niggas here. Oh, I can't send it to you, John.
Starting point is 00:52:44 I shit on my YouTube, but if we're gonna get- Hell no. Copyright to here, so that man. The copyright to see your homeboy, because you got the songs in it. Now, say, I got it on my YouTube, that's why. Send him the YouTube link. Can I say it in the YouTube link, Josh?
Starting point is 00:52:58 Okay. What type of a nigga, you can't think he can't send it's YouTube? No, no, no. Like you got music on there that's getting the flat and shit. No, my, my, my, and your ass don't even want rap for us every week we asked. Did you think about your raps? I said this week.
Starting point is 00:53:12 My nigga comedian, though. You gotta tell some jokes. Did you get your rap? Come on, let's hear. No, bitch. You hold on, Doug. You did some comedian shit yet or what? No, not having.
Starting point is 00:53:23 I just actually audition for a Hulu show today. Man. Bro. Rap, bro. We've been waiting for three, four weeks. No, you rap. How we do it all the time? That's your job.
Starting point is 00:53:33 It's your job, too. I just made fun of you. I just did my job. Get the fuck. God, here, man. Motherfucker, you rag? Yeah, that's king Chinese, motherfucker. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Bitch, you was the last king fan. Bitch, Stop your fucking out. Man, I was so a Tiger fan. But you had some Tiger posters in your fucking room, I know he did, daw. Motherfucker, I was a fucking tiger fan. He sounded real fucking white when he said that shit.
Starting point is 00:54:04 If we show fighting? This is the funniest thing in the world. It's going to get flagged. It's like five minute. We was just drunk. God. Look, look, but his left arm don't work, look. Ah, y'all fucked up.
Starting point is 00:54:17 He's the homie, man. Turn his shit off, mommy. Nah, that ain't the homie, though. Why y'all doing him like that? Man, why are you doing people like that? Why are you doing my boy like that? Man, what do you mean? He'd be smacking the fuck out of the other wheel,
Starting point is 00:54:31 sleep, throwing the water. He'd be bullshitty. Sin, sin, planning that. He's going to focus, man. He's burnt out, bro. He should start an army of all one arm. That'll be hard Damn
Starting point is 00:54:43 Look, look, look, look, look, look That'll be hard Look, man, hey, everybody Hey, look, hey look, Hey look good The bad side The bad side, y'all got You're gonna have
Starting point is 00:54:54 Arm or arms, bro Here me out, hear me out Hold on, Josh, wait No Bro, there's a part Where you're sweet Where he's seen the arm, What the fuck
Starting point is 00:55:03 Wait, the fans can't see it That's what I'm saying Yeah, because he burnt out Oh me, dog, homie. Pause that job, pause it. What happened? Oh, my God. That shit is the funniest thing in the world, bro.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Man, y'all scantless as fuck for doing him like that. What did you mean, my, motherfucker? You were talking to a scoopie, pull your arm. Yeah, you just pulled my arm, bro. I'm trying to lift it because she was trying to see her hand. Oh, she's scandalous as fuck. Hey, no, but look, look, like I said, bro, y'all should have an army, bro. Of all one-hand niggas, bro.
Starting point is 00:55:34 Like, y'all start a real movement, bro. The arms that are bad, y'all can make the motherfuckers gold. silver, my nigga, make that shit look real cool. And y'all have like a gat in the other hand, bro. And y'all all turn to one side, my nigga. You feel me? And you don't let nobody go on your blind side, nigga.
Starting point is 00:55:51 You get me? All right, I'm going to have my homies beat your ass. I'm going to have the homies. You see my nigga that'll be going up in basketball? He's the first thing I'm going to have in the front line. He's going to beat the shit out of somebody. Oh. See my nigga that'd be going up with one arm? Basketball? Oh, that name that'd be ducking this shit?
Starting point is 00:56:09 Y'all got a squad right now, nigga. Oh, you y'all got a squad. Niggins crazy. I know. Oh, that's fucked up. No, I can't play no more. No, that I digger's fucked him. All right.
Starting point is 00:56:28 Look at two, no. He'll be the shit. He'll be the shit. All right. I got my jokes for y'all, niggas. I didn't come prepared for show. Oh, man. All right, look.
Starting point is 00:56:41 They said a hiker was lost for 24 hours and ignored his call for rescue because he didn't know the number. So you don't know 911? No, listen. He don't know his number. Hiker. Hiker lost for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because of unknown number. So he wasn't answering the phone because of the motherfucking paranoid and don't believe in answering unknown numbers. Man, I ain't going to ask him shit.
Starting point is 00:57:04 I'll do, but read the rest of that shit, do it. Let him let him know what happened. Hiker lost in the mountain in Colorado. He ignored repeated calls from rescuers. The subject ignored repeated phone calls from us because they didn't recognize the number. The fuck, rescuers run on Facebook. The person was reported just as bad as this, nigga, bro. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:57:20 I'm really cool. Keep going. The person was reported mission after the day didn't return from a what? Expedition. October 18 on Mount Elbert, the highest peak in the state, Lake County Search and Rescue, and Rescue, said? Said. Oh, and Rescue said.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Oh, Rescue said. search crews canvassed the area in the following day but couldn't find the hiker official said that the team tried to call the hiker but we're unable to reach him authority said The way do you read niggas Hey so I don't get it The motherfucker was lost but didn't He was lost but he didn't want to be found
Starting point is 00:57:57 Obviously He was lost when somebody was trying to rescue him He's like I don't know this number I ain't answering this shit So nigga you wasn't even lost you was bullshit Because if I'm lost I'm gonna answer him phone for anybody you can use your phone why you can call somebody i want to know why he didn't call 911 yeah if you can use your phone if you're getting calls why didn't you call anybody some white shit josh you know what i'm saying jocs got to be at the table at that something you know what i'm saying
Starting point is 00:58:23 to take up for his white people make because i don't know do we know if he's white he got to be white dog yeah he's a hiker black people don't hike let's go on a hike yeah it don't happen sunset let's get the house sunset and is in mount elbert yeah like what fucking in the middle little bufffoot Colorado. This shit is, uh, yeah, that's, that's kind of weird. Well, fuck that. How about this? Man killed stepfather over an argument over and inviting the gay guests into a New Jersey home.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Oh, that's, that's fucked up. So a man allegedly shot and killed his stepfather doing a dispute at a family gathering over the stepdad's decision to invite a gay person into the home prosecutor said. Christian Smith, 23 allegedly objected to stepfather inviting the person to the new. Jersey home, the stepfather took a swing in Mr. Smith, and I believe maybe superficially hit him, Anton said, adding that Smith was not go down a little bit. He wasn't injured. Mr. Smith took out a Glock 19 out of his waistband and shot him three times, bro. The world is getting crazier and crazier, bro. So the kid was mad at his stepdad for bringing, like, his gay home of your friend. That's out of pocket, bro. Why he being that gay guy?
Starting point is 00:59:38 gay nigga this motherfucker nigga. You're so intimidated, bitch. That's fucked up, bro. Would you be intimidated? Intiminated by what? You know what? You know what you're your step pops? They bring a gay nigga in the house.
Starting point is 00:59:49 That's what he's, that's what he do. That's what he do. Why do I carry my step-day, I got a gay homie? I don't know. I'm just asking you, what would you do? Nothing. I'll say, hey. What the fuck about, I got gay homie to myself?
Starting point is 01:00:03 Yeah. Like, bro, I'm not over there like, damn, for you about a gay food in my house. Now I gotta shoot you. Are you got real gay homies? Like, you're like, you're like, with niggas? Like, yeah, for I regular?
Starting point is 01:00:12 I got gay homies too. On regular, y'all be kicking me. Like, not every day, but I- Every day. But I got-in-hame, you feel me? Like, you feel me? I'd be like, hire and bar. I'd be like, yo, what's up, nigga?
Starting point is 01:00:20 No, that ain't no fucking like, yo homie, homie, like he'd come over to the house, like, what's the deal? You know what's up, bro? But he gay. Thought I have somebody that I'm like, that's like my every day, my day one. But I have a couple of homies
Starting point is 01:00:31 that went to high school with or even like my home girls best friends are gay and they sometimes when we have the functions they'll put love drink with us they'll smoke with the homies like you feel me like people be too worried but like let people do themselves bro can you have a day one gay homie yeah bro could you have one can i have a day one gay homie yeah why not um yeah i probably could you know what i'm saying it just depended on how you know how he acted if he it just depends on the gay how type of gay you are if you're the flamboyant type of crazy He's crazy dressing like the girl and doing all the shit. I mean, we might not have a lot of common.
Starting point is 01:01:05 You know what I'm saying? Should I get me what I'm saying? Yeah, the day one, homies, you know what I can't? It's a lot of niggas. I got to watch sports and do all the whole little shit. Maybe you might not have a lot of common with me. All right. But see, look, look, that's the problem because a lot of gay people,
Starting point is 01:01:19 they be on a down low because they're scared to come out because they don't want to get judged like that. Now, but I ain't going to judge nobody if they dress like a girl. Terell saying he's going to judge me. I ain't going to judge him. I just said I ain't going to have a lot of comment. I'm not sure, but I, you ship with the app, like, dyke homegirls? Dikes? Yeah, like, like Dike home girls?
Starting point is 01:01:38 No. Well, one. One, one, one, one. Two. Okay, two home girls. Yeah. Man, I ain't chirping on nobody. You gay, you're gay, you're straight, you straight.
Starting point is 01:01:48 Whatever you like, you like. Yeah, be kicking it. You feel me? Yeah, it is what it is. I'll be chatting this shit. Man, yeah, we're vibbing. I'll be living. I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:57 I mean, we ain't all at them. We can't cook it with all the other. But shit is out of pocket. What you mean? Adam, he's kicking it, you know what I'm saying? We ain't talking to him. We ain't talking Adam, kicking in with transgenders all day. Hey, don't put that on T. Robb.
Starting point is 01:02:10 We ain't just kicking it with transgender. Like, what's the deal? Yeah, just the transgender, homie, you know what I'm saying? We ain't doing all that. I mean, we just don't do that. Ain't nothing wrong with him. We just ain't doing that shit. Cause he's doing, that's, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:02:23 We don't do that. Who's we? Us. Y' ain't kicking in a rap. Man, fucking chase the subject. And y'all niggies is crazy. I don't know this nigga talking about. Wrap it up.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Get out of there. Hey, read that next with you, you know what I ain't Dave Chappelle me. I ain't Dave Chappelle. Sorry. I come talking out. I'm like this. Shaggy.
Starting point is 01:02:47 Yeah. Get out of there. Read that next with TRL. Oh, hell no, I can't read. Fuck y'all. This up on Duno. I can't read. It's cat to half of me.
Starting point is 01:02:58 I did one. V.D. did one. No. I already did Catna Hasse, so that's my one. Fuck, you know. I do it, fuck it. That's the hardest shit he ever read in his life. Man, that's all you doing on.
Starting point is 01:03:08 Sneakers generated 70 billion last year. Black retailers saw little of that. Black culture and influence made a phenomenon, but only a handful of black retail owners are benefiting from the trend. Nike released a sustainly amount in March that opened a word from his president and chief, executive officer.
Starting point is 01:03:28 Our brand will not be what it is today without the contributions of black athletes and black culture? It will not be as big as it is because of black athletes and black culture, but we are definitely not the predominant. You know what I'm saying? Race that's buying, you know what I'm saying, these reseller products. Like, we are not because you guys outnumber us in society, period. Who are y'all?
Starting point is 01:03:50 The white people, Asian people, Hispanic people, like, we definitely, you know what I'm saying? Make it a thing, but you guys definitely buying more than we are. For sure. But you know, I didn't know that. Fucking, LA only consists of 7% of black people. 7%. 7%.
Starting point is 01:04:08 I didn't know that. Don't call me exactly, but I think it's, and I was like, for real? So how we equate to 7% of the population, but we got the most influence. Well, not population. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:04:20 I think just LA. I don't know about the way. Just LA, but even LA. We still got the most influence. What's the Hispanics? I don't know. I don't know. Because it got to be bigger.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Pause. They're more. They, yeah, they bigger than everybody. Yeah, I think, like, in L.A., yeah, I think in L.A. were more, yeah, for sure. We got to think about it. We, like, migrated from Mexico. Mexico's right next to, like, the, you know, we're right next to California at the border. Shit like that.
Starting point is 01:04:45 What is it? I think it's Hispanics for sure. Wow. It says, according to the 2019. 14%. Is it? Oh, 8%. 8.1%.
Starting point is 01:04:53 So, damn. Look. 52% white. 8% black. 14% Asian 0.8% Native American where where's Hispanics at what the fuck does non-Hispanic white mean Man Hispanics is running this motherfucker bro Los Angeles County population was 52.1% white 25.9 non-Hispanic way what I've never heard non-Hispanic way that's as though so they don't even have it up there wait a minute Google this what is the ethnic groups
Starting point is 01:05:31 in the world period. I want to know that's that's that's that's that's one right there damn all you 8.1 because we 8% in Los Angeles
Starting point is 01:05:42 let's see the demographics of the world you don't see you don't see it's a lot niggottown nigga where you from like you don't see a lot of black people nigga
Starting point is 01:05:49 the nation has the most population yeah yeah for sure I believe that yeah yeah because you know they got that rule too you can only have one kid
Starting point is 01:05:59 I think it's two now you can have you have You gotta pay. You want to have a third? What's after Asia? Is it? South Africa.
Starting point is 01:06:09 Wow. So we're out there. It ain't all black people, nigger, in Africa, nigga. You said what? It ain't just all black people in Africa. I mean, I don't even want to get into this.
Starting point is 01:06:24 There ain't no geography fucking lesson and shit. No, Demand, fuck this shit now. Let's get back on track. Now, I'm like, we're about to go. to Africa and say how many people is in Africa? I'm like but speaking to Africa, eight Nigerians are charged with a less
Starting point is 01:06:39 internet scams, promising romance and travel. That's the type of Africa these things are going to talk about. It says eight Nigerians have been charged in the U.S. with running wildspring internet scams for at least a decade from the base operation of Cape Town, South Africa. Federal
Starting point is 01:06:55 prosecutors in New Jersey announced Wednesday the coca spiriters often use aliases not only for love interests of the victim, but also other people involved in the person's life. Scroll down a little bit. How much did they make? It doesn't say. No, it said, I seen how much it was.
Starting point is 01:07:10 It was a lot of money. Scroll down some more. It doesn't say. Unless you press the ABC News shit. Yeah, click on a link because it was a lot of money over a decade, bro. They were scamming women, bro. This is crazy. So they were promising women like love?
Starting point is 01:07:25 Yeah, promise them love, romance and shit. From Africa? From Africa, bro. Oh, so they were promising the women in Africa, they're going to come here and find love and shit? No, they was doing that. So it says the internet-based scams cost victims $600 million in 2020. Damn.
Starting point is 01:07:39 Damn. But you know what that makes me like to see, bro, is that. It's sad, bro. People want to be in love that bad that they can get scamming like that, bro. Like you ever seen them shows, bro? When people don't, they don't, they just meet people on the internet. They ain't never seen them. They ain't, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:07:54 Oh, shit catfish. Basically. That's a weird show, but I don't think I could talk to somebody for three years and never see their face. or they never want to FaceTime and shit like that. I'm like, damn, love is a crazy thing, bro. Love make you do some crazy shit. That's what I'm not.
Starting point is 01:08:09 That shit is crazy, y'all. People really in need of love, honey. Really lonely. Niggas be all fucked up. Nogas be doing all kind of crazy shit. You're going to get scammed out your bread for love. You burnt out, bro. I keep a G.
Starting point is 01:08:19 I couldn't even do a long-distance relationship, bro. I did a long-distance relationship. Like, for how long? Like two hours or like... She was cheating on your ass. Or, like, different states. My girl right now? Oh, no, not Heather, not Heather.
Starting point is 01:08:33 Not Heather. Sorry, Heather. She was cheating. You know what I'm saying? Goddain. 80 didn't toll on your motherfucking ass. God damn. So how long was y'all in a long-disn relationship for?
Starting point is 01:08:46 I don't know. I was traveling a lot, though, so it really didn't even matter anyway. So you were cheating, too, there? No, I'm just kidding. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. I don't know, man. Probably about a couple months.
Starting point is 01:08:59 I don't know. Two, three months. And what's the long as you think you could have did that without y'all, like, locking it in? Because did you convince her to move to Los Angeles? She came and see me. I went to go see her in Texas. I'm like, cool. I left Texas.
Starting point is 01:09:11 She came to see me once, and she went back home. And then she came and see me again. And I was like, nah, you're not supposed to leave, cut. Wait, wait. I'm like, we're not doing this no more. I'm like, next time I see you, could, you coming back with me for life. Wait, so how j'all meet? You like the nigger from you.
Starting point is 01:09:31 How we met, we met on Twitter. For you? We met on Twitter. Oh, she was popping, you was popping? I was on a Young Money tour and she followed me on Twitter and I was going through my father. I remember when you had that those stupid ass hat you had on those days. Stupid as fuck sitting in the butt.
Starting point is 01:09:47 She's got a love with that gold ass hat. And I was sitting on the bus. You follow me. I'm like, oh, cool. This is a bad one right here. Followed her back. I tried to do some thirsty shit like, hey, shit, I'm on this little tour. But you want to come to this.
Starting point is 01:10:01 show bitch, you know what I said? Fuck around and bitch said, yeah. I'm like, cool, you know what I'm saying? I was talking to her for about three, four months. Nika, before I even seen her, nigga. She was in Texas. Then I actually seen her and I'm like, oh, cuss. I took her to the room to the homies.
Starting point is 01:10:18 I'm like, she don't want her, huh, because. She don't want. And I'm like, I'm glad it worked out. But did you tell her, like, did you tell her life from the giggo? Like, hey, yeah, I got burnt by the sake. Twice. Did you Before the bird
Starting point is 01:10:36 I got to be transparent I got to burn A couple times Hey I got fuck with you I think you don't want I got let you know man I got burnt You know what I mean
Starting point is 01:10:45 It's fucked up Hey That's crazy That's dope though Because y'all happy together Bro I got a beautiful family bro
Starting point is 01:10:54 Wish y'all nothing but the best bro After that I went I went to I told her You know what I'm saying Next time I see I'm gonna go get you So I went
Starting point is 01:11:01 Godda from Texas. This nigga, I would try to wrap this stuff. This thing, look, no, you're gonna see this. Go ahead. He's trying to wrap this story.
Starting point is 01:11:07 He's trying to cut me off. You ain't gonna cut me off, motherfucker. Y'all gonna hear this motherfucking story, you know what I'm saying? I tried to get to one point in the story. Yeah, the nigga trying to roll me up.
Starting point is 01:11:21 You know what I'm saying? To a weak-ass topic, he trying to roll me up, cuh, hold on. You ain't rolling me up, because that's out, you what I'm saying? I just want to get the one point,
Starting point is 01:11:30 but I got. With the Texas, we drove back, that's it. You know what I'm saying? That's all you wanted to say. That's all I wanted to say. You cut me off, you know what I'm saying? God damn. That's a long-ass job.
Starting point is 01:11:41 How long with that job? Like 24 hours? 26 hours, you feel me? Niggins went to the Halloween story, got his fucking jacket. You know what I'm saying? It came to this motherfucker, this fucking skeleton jacket. Oh, I was like, you, motherfucker. Come on, man.
Starting point is 01:11:55 Get to the topic, motherfucker. I see your heartbeat through that motherfucker. That all is trash. Shout out the LRG, man. You know you want one of these, man. Oh, that's LRG? Yeah, man, they came back with these motherfuckers. These are the originals, bro.
Starting point is 01:12:07 Josh got one on two? Yeah. Oh, so that was stupid. This shit is only for the partners, you know what I'm saying? Oh. Yeah, he had a serious white voice on the day. He came here. Look, guys.
Starting point is 01:12:21 I love you guys. This we're going to do guys. Hey, buddy. And I fuck with you guys. And this thing of dude don't know what to do. He's like, okay. He's white motherfuckersers. He's in your time.
Starting point is 01:12:32 Man, I thought I thought I was going to come in here, record a reaction. I got a lecture. Look, guys, this is what we're going to do, sit right there, Duno? You sit right there. Come on, man. Get to the next topic. Fuck y'all. I try to cut my love story, y'all.
Starting point is 01:12:45 No, I like your love story. You're a piece of shit. You're a peat. No, for real. You brought her and drove with her, and you just made her out the club. Oh. You were trying to turn it was a great love story. And they say you made your girl at the club.
Starting point is 01:12:58 Why didn't get at you like that? What do you mean? You make hers online, motherfucker? That's cool. I mean, I didn't meet my bitch at the club. What's wrong with the club? Look, if you had this bitch at the supper club, you met your bitch at Subway.
Starting point is 01:13:13 She wasn't even eating. They don't put your loco. I had a fucking shit before, you, I remember about at a party. You nothing wrong with that chill, bro. Met her at the club. When she freaking you at the party? Said what's up.
Starting point is 01:13:25 Now, she went to chilling with her home girl. I went over. Took it to the crib. And you know what fuck. What you do, do now? Hey, in a Hispanic party, do y'all? be freaking or what? Freaking?
Starting point is 01:13:34 Why you're saying like that? What the fuck you're saying like that? Dudeo me in that motherfucker like. That's how you didn't do those sisters, huh? All the homies, the homies. Hey, that's how you did do those sisters. That's how you did do those sisters, huh? You can.
Starting point is 01:13:51 Aw. Come on, man. You know, dude don't don't play with the sisters. He ain't going to get bad. You're going to fuck you up. You ready? This motherfucker sister's food. You ready?
Starting point is 01:14:03 Let's go. She was doing your girl before you met her. Oh! She definitely had OT number first. That thing is it? He mad at me now. LT number first, God. She'll sing O.C.
Starting point is 01:14:33 Oh, I'm in love. Good, good. Yeah. O.T. not fucking with me. What's up with you, though? Your teeth, pretty. You go here later
Starting point is 01:14:48 You don't fucking talk about me later Hey Hey Yeah With the teeth Your shit Yellow too Nah they're not
Starting point is 01:14:56 Oh yeah Yeah You tell me Go Your teeth now Yeah Your shit Butterscotch
Starting point is 01:15:04 I'm sweating I know you ain't I'm small Start up and go like this Bro You know Like this Hey
Starting point is 01:15:13 Now you stand up And see your draw You stand up You ever see them plaid-ass boxes you got on. You got them sick... That they didn't force that skeleton, you know. Hey, I think you ever wear this on R-T today, man.
Starting point is 01:15:26 You got some six-ex plaid boxers on right now. I know they got doodoo stains in there. They for show steak right now, nigger. Your boxes smell like hell, bro. Why are you laughing? For sure your boxes smell like hell, nigger. I'll pay any bitch a thousand dollars to smell your underwear. That bitch's going to die or she gonna get diabetes, nigger.
Starting point is 01:15:45 Sniffing your nasty ass plaid box. Plad boxes, nigga. That's she had me d-dick. Mama picked them up like... No, she picked them up. She picked them up and she thought it was a goddamn blanket on his fucking bed. That's what she had me a damn. She thought his drawers was the fucking blanket.
Starting point is 01:16:01 Hey, she had to pick him up with the broom to wash the motherfuckers. Muffer, why are you doing that? Let me pick up your arm, motherfucker. That was a good. That was a good. Oh my God. God, God. That my brother really did, threw up in the fucking dead.
Starting point is 01:16:31 Duke, dude. Oh, your sweater dead, motherfucker. Hey, come on, man. You're ready to throw your arms everywhere, I'm dead. You're right to throw your arms all over the fucking bed. Oh, shit. Oh, man, y'all, this is funny, God. Your ass can't play dodgeball on one side for show.
Starting point is 01:16:55 Ah, hell no, you know what I'm saying? Oh, my God. Oh my God. Oh, fuck. I need to get in a fight. I ain't gotten to fight with this shit fucked up, though. I gotta see. See what?
Starting point is 01:17:05 When you are? No, I got to see if I can fight with this shit. I'm scared. Oh, fuck. That was good. Scaleless, man. We had a good road session in a while. Yeah, but we have to hear that.
Starting point is 01:17:19 Oh, this thing is. What you're talking about it at you? Trevor getting on you too. Trevor getting on you too! Get your bald face of ass, somebody here. Let me have somebody here. Get your big racist dick. Brow that, nigga.
Starting point is 01:17:32 Get your big... Oh, come on, my nigga. Oh, my, fuck. Oh, my, nigga. I don't even want to serve the homie, little clothing line, bro. You said a little who? I don't need, I didn't want to serve
Starting point is 01:17:46 because a little clothing line. Who clothes the line? VPC? Nah. Who you talking about? I mean, my nigga Trevor. He got a clothing line? Nah, his little shit he got on right now.
Starting point is 01:17:57 It's the No Jumper Hose Madka Lab You don't fuck with it? No comment No comments You know what I'm saying You guys fuck with it Go to Nojumper.com You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 01:18:18 You ain't with the whole like Rhinestone shit Because you is a fashion nigga It's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool You know what I'm saying, do it up But I know your boy's shoes. Hey, them motherfuckers crazy. Them thing's got to stomp a hole out, you know what I'm saying? Wait, show your camera your shoes.
Starting point is 01:18:35 Put the bitches up, you know what I'm saying? I had a do no more. That's a do no matter right there. I'm gonna kind of crap. That nigga caught a cramp in them bitches, you know what I'm saying? That digger got the influencer 2,000s on. Them motherfuckuskis is crazy. Y'all diggers is dumb, man.
Starting point is 01:18:55 Come on, dog. Y'all are scandalous as fuck, man. We need to start having guests, bro. When we have guests, we can't go too crazy. Nah. I was fin to go crazy on your nigga, but I told him he had a bang, and he didn't have a comeback,
Starting point is 01:19:09 and I said, that's it. Who's your boy? Man, man. Man. If Man man had a comeback, it'd have been over. He didn't have a comeback. I feel like you bring a guest, and we fry your guests.
Starting point is 01:19:20 You got to have his back for the show. You got to have his back. And I know if y'all really kill him, and they're funny? laughing. Fuck having this back. We clowning him, motherfucker. Yeah. Niggins over with, bitch, you wanted to come on the show.
Starting point is 01:19:31 It's on you, nigga. I wonder if somebody gonna come on here one day and, like, really cry when they leave this motherfucker. No, no, I ain't gonna lie, bro. We could have, bro, me and Tiro could have fucked up, sorry. Baa. But why you didn't do it?
Starting point is 01:19:44 No, motherfucker, because you were... You were scared of that pimp hand, nigga. I started a guy. He would have done something. The men of each out of swing that shit on. They would have... Nah, for me, man, I was looking at Tereo, like, oh, them jokes, I man, I had shit. Bro, why didn't do it?
Starting point is 01:20:03 Man, you kept looking at each other. Nah, bro, because- You turned it down. When you called him, CM Punk, when I was saying, you called him, see him punk, you went like, ah. Like, hey, bro, he wasn't going to have a comeback for that. Like, nah, hell. But he said, imagine how we were crazy.
Starting point is 01:20:17 He was laughing hard, though. Now, we went crazy. Bro, not everybody could take that. I think the one that got into the worst still is Pauli Setti. Because we fuck Saddie. You fuck set he up bad. Said he had a joke, though. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:20:29 He had a good sense of humor. But that's why only people that can come on here is people with sense of humorous, bro. Better pick him wise. We got to, but we should make it that every guest we get. We fry their ass up. Friday ass up. Yeah, we should make that a tradition going forward. What if a nigga just sitting here hot, though, like?
Starting point is 01:20:47 Fuck him. You're going to whoop his ass. What the fuck you be? You think you're going to see her coming our show and. Y'all niggas going to be fucked up, nigga. Yep. I'm gonna rap, I'm gonna rap, shit your ass, so weak-ass music you made. We just be, imagine.
Starting point is 01:21:00 You tell a nigga that, nigga, but show gonna be hot. I mean, but shit. You first right here to get banked. Because he's gonna be back to me. You know what me? I mean, shit. That's a blow. I ain't gonna lie though, man.
Starting point is 01:21:10 We gotta bring some. Like, bro, if we're gonna make our tradition, you gotta let it know like two or three days before so we could just. I'm gonna find all the crazy shit I could find and just fuck them up. Because I think all guests should be expecting us. Like, Nick, it's going to come. They should know. They should know.
Starting point is 01:21:29 Like, your homie, that come? I don't tell them like, nah, you're like, just come on. I'd be like, it's a good wholesome show, bro. Get your promo on. We're going to set their ass up every time, digger. I ain't going to lie. You bring Casso.
Starting point is 01:21:39 We got to fire her ass, too. Bang, bang, man. She's pregnant. Oh, Casso are pregnant? Yeah. Damn. She's pregnant. I'm the same.
Starting point is 01:21:45 She could take jokes. You feel me? Pregnant girls? Can't take jokes? Nah, take that back. Why? You can't be talking about pregnant girls. They're sensitive, man.
Starting point is 01:21:53 What I said? I didn't know if you could look out of her. You can't make fun of a pregnant girl. I don't know. Let's make this a rule now. We set up from now on. All right. Let's get it.
Starting point is 01:22:02 Anybody come sit at this table with us. They got to get roasted, bro. And if we got three days ahead of time, we got to do research on them. First person to make somebody cry gets $1,000. How about that? I'll shake on that. I'll shake on that. First person to make somebody cry?
Starting point is 01:22:19 What's the equivalent to crying? A punch. Like almost. want to fight. If they just throw them off this motherfucker. Fuck y'all. They're like, fuck this show. And they just get on.
Starting point is 01:22:29 Yeah, a thousand. That's crazy. Fuck this shit. Fuck no, Joe, man. Yeah. We get one of those. Then I'm going to be, Adam, going to be like,
Starting point is 01:22:38 that's not good for the platform. What do you mean? He's been doing all the time. Don't do that. That's not good for the black. We cannot do that. Man, that motherfucker will be out of me. Man, that I'm going to be having food
Starting point is 01:22:47 mad all the time. So we could do it too. But we're doing it in a more positive way, laughing. We need another viral moment. Who'd be having niggas mad? Adam. I ain't never seen him to get a niggas mad.
Starting point is 01:22:59 That ain't be mad at you. That they can be mad at you. He'd be mad at me. That nigga really said Terell's a troublemaker on the show yesterday. Like he missed a Fienie or something. Yeah, like, what the fuck that dude? Terell's a fucking troublemaker.
Starting point is 01:23:11 Terrell's a fucking troublemaker, I'm fucking warning you. I'm not going to fucking say it again. Hey, bro, if you disappear one day, I'm going to be crying, bro. Oh. I disappear. Y'all know what happened, man.
Starting point is 01:23:25 And H. He didn't take it for me. Josh killed you. Oh, come on, Josh. He been practicing. I wasn't for T-R-O in the first place. I fucking told you. Man, we haven't had a good luck.
Starting point is 01:23:39 I was straight to go, and it's just us to be we have the craziest lives, bro. What you're saying? We don't need no guess. That's what I'm saying. Fuck, come on. I can give a fuck.
Starting point is 01:23:47 Niggas be on here. Seriously. Man, you know how many clips we just did right now? They can just literally get the rest. roasting clip right now and viral. Man, niggins be serious. Andy was fucking me up. I had to get out of you.
Starting point is 01:23:56 I couldn't think of nothing for his ass right at the moment. I was like, God, man. No, that's how we do this. No, no, yeah. Yeah, I'm not. Ah, fuck it. Come on, what did you got, AD, man? Woman takes 23 family members on a blind date to test man's generosity
Starting point is 01:24:12 and wanted him to pay for the whole bill, bro. See, this is... The blue jasmine bullshit. We barely even... We barely even want to fuck with you. You know what I'm saying? You're going to bring 23 other motherfuckers. You're crazy, dog.
Starting point is 01:24:28 Hey, hey, and you, how much you think the bill was? At least, at least over a rack. For 23 people, 1,000? Yeah, depending on what they're doing. When they eat like you, yes, the way you look right now. Oh, yeah. $50 to get $23 of your people. Yeah, because you ate my food, motherfucker in Miami.
Starting point is 01:24:45 You ate that shit that offered it to me. You are scalless, motherfucker. All right. How fuck would you? You guy, you grimy, God. Hey, you're a real grimy nigga, bro. On everything, oh, me. Hey, hey, fucking, you invite a girl to eat
Starting point is 01:24:59 and she come with her home girl. Are you paying for the home girl, too? That's out. The home girl? Yeah. They might, if I like the home girl. Her home girl. Yeah, if I'm trying to make an impression for sure.
Starting point is 01:25:07 Yeah. Not 23. If her home girl come and we all, and we're doing it up, of course I'll pay. I'll fuck with it. Well, 23 family members, though, bro. That's out, nigga.
Starting point is 01:25:17 They bought the grandma, the babies, everything. Let me see if you're, Let me see if you're a real nigga. You're going to pay for my whole family. I'm going to say, bitch, fuck you and your proud family. Bitch, get the fuck on. On a blind date. Man, fuck all that.
Starting point is 01:25:30 The bill was $3,100. She wanted that nigga to pay that shit. Damn, and I ain't even guaranteed. What if he was guaranteed some pussy? They ain't worth no 3,100, bro. Still ain't worth 3,100. Maybe if you can hit the grandma, too. Then it's like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:46 Grandma, mama, and sister, you know what I'm saying? For 3,100. You got a little. you know she gonna be like nigga look I'm gonna let you fuck my mama
Starting point is 01:25:54 my sister you know what I'm saying grandma and my auntie with 3100 man I'm lining that family up ah you pan I'm going
Starting point is 01:26:03 I'm going nigga nigga pan for the pussy I'm gonna send the footage to Adam what can we do with this
Starting point is 01:26:09 with Patriot please can we do this with only fans please and we went out to eat it was a blind date
Starting point is 01:26:14 this is a whole caption for sure for sure bro they be thinking that them storylines and shit I'm learning
Starting point is 01:26:18 bro I'm still trying to pin you Yeah, man I know, but I heard some shit yesterday at the show This is wild shit What happened?
Starting point is 01:26:26 If they didn't ask about your For your dick or something What, pause And I'm just, I'm asking I don't think he was serious Oh There was a joke, bro I'm just
Starting point is 01:26:36 That's what I heard What did you hear? What did you say? No, you tell me what you heard No, no, I forgot I don't like this What do you say? Tell me what you heard
Starting point is 01:26:46 You don't want to break it up I forgot I'm just, I just what I heard You just hear starting rumors? Motherf- You said something about dick, niggas, or you know something? So I'm saying. No, I think last time what did he tell you? He's like, he's like, yeah, but I'm going to see it before I hire you.
Starting point is 01:27:00 Something about 50K up front. Man, Dunoz's spreading rumors out here, man. No, yesterday on the show. I don't know. I don't know, Duno. Yeah, man. Damn. Ray Johnson, he said that?
Starting point is 01:27:13 No, man. She said no, right, Josh. He said, yeah. He never heard that shit, man. Wow. Bro, when you were that, man, I need 50K up front. Yesterday on the shirt Josh
Starting point is 01:27:22 Oh last year It was actually Yesterday I had a mask on Bro You like the wrong nigga man Would you take 50K At front to be on a Patreon And fuck
Starting point is 01:27:30 Are our only fans For I didn't give me 50K But I ask you that though Would you take 50K To be your only fans And fuck on only fans 50K Yeah nigga
Starting point is 01:27:41 Damn You would do it huh 50K To some pie so pie so music You know how many Planned Boxes you can buy With 50K
Starting point is 01:27:49 50K You'll do it, dog What you do for 50K? You're a comedian Nah, I'm in a solid relationship You're already rich He got a fucking Storm arrows
Starting point is 01:28:00 He don't need 50K I'm in a solid I'm in a solid relationship I ain't doing it for no 50K He found love on Twitter already Nick, it's up to you 50,000 What about you?
Starting point is 01:28:09 50K? Yeah Nah You would do it motherfucker You'll grab me motherfucker And get him
Starting point is 01:28:15 And get it You're grubes You'll grab me, motherfucker. I ain't going to lie to you, God. You're doing it, God. He's going to go and put a bug up like shit. I mean, and you fool naked? Didn't go say some bullshit.
Starting point is 01:28:32 Watch. Nigger, do that shit if your face ain't showing. You're going to do it, God. I got too many distinctive tattoos. Damn, yeah, you do, bro. You might as well do it. 50K, write it up. No, that's what do no.
Starting point is 01:28:42 Adam, you know what I'm saying? Both of these niggas is willing to take 50K, you know what I'm saying? To get in your Patreon, man. Go ahead and offer. to him, man, get it at him. You'll do it, right? Do no for a show going to do it. 50K. He's still saying 50K. He's thinking about that money like a squid game right now.
Starting point is 01:28:57 He weren't about a big mama going to see that shit. My mom, my sisters, everybody going to see you fucking. Shit. Shirt off. Niger, if you tell moms, I did it for 50,000, I don't think she's going to be mad at you. I don't think my mom would want to watch it, though, weird motherfuckers. Who said your mom was watching? This motherfucker nasty.
Starting point is 01:29:16 She could come by, you know what I'm saying? I don't know. You're gonna charge his mama to watch him. No, mom's probably in her room doing her own thing. She probably comes to. What the fuck is wrong with you? You're trying to insinuate his mom watched porn already. I mean, she might just stroll past some shit on Twitter or Facebook.
Starting point is 01:29:30 It'd be crazy on there, right? So you think his mom got Twitter and she's watching porn on Twitter? My mom for sure don't got Twitter. She for sure don't be watching porn on Twitter. She got Facebook, though. On Facebook, they let you show what they show on Twitter? Hell no. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:29:42 You think your mom watched porn on? What the fuck are you? I was asking. You know, you go, you should do the application, you know what I'm saying, for my nigga out of, man. I think my mama wants more. They're going to get on me, you know what I'm saying? He's going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to keep it back. I was just asking him.
Starting point is 01:30:05 You're going to say Adam shit today. How? Wow. Your mama going to kill you. No, she not. What's wrong of porn? I don't, I don't watch that shit. There's nothing wrong with porn and there's nothing wrong with.
Starting point is 01:30:17 Are moms being grown women, but I just don't want to think about the conversation of does your mom watch porn? So you niggas, Kodak. Who? You crazy. Yeah, I'm saying? Y'all grabbing mom's ass and doing all that. I ain't never done that. I ain't never done that in my life.
Starting point is 01:30:34 I ain't never done that in my life. You go to moms like, moms, what's the deal? Nigger, that's out. Yeah, I don't know. Cuttack was on some other shit. Yeah, that's out. He know he wrong. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 01:30:43 Have you ever caught your parents fucking? Nah. I don't think of our parents have been in our life both at the same time. Anyway, this is the wrong podcast to ask that question.
Starting point is 01:30:55 There's three broken home niggas is sitting here talking about that shit. We said, both our parents. Hey, see, that's just pot died, digger.
Starting point is 01:31:03 I mean, at that point, you see your mom fucking her boyfriend or the nigger she fucking went? You seen that? I hell no. You said that shit like that.
Starting point is 01:31:16 But no. Have you ever been? Hey, look. That this car. Bro, why are we talking about a mama fucking nasty motherfuckers? No, no, no. We ain't talking about that. But look, if you ever as a kid,
Starting point is 01:31:26 went in your mom room and start, like, searching for shit and found some wild shit? No, I didn't. No, you did? Nah, winning my mom. What did you didn't find that mama's drinking box? I ain't going to lie, though. Look, I ain't going to lie, mom.
Starting point is 01:31:41 Keep a key. Keep a key. Keep a kid. I went to your room, and I went to class. because I know you be keeping like candy and money and, you know, so he's the only thing she has. And so does this shit, the pockets and all that.
Starting point is 01:31:54 And I grabbed some shit at the pocket. You know what I'm saying? And I was like, whoa! What was it? It was crazy. It looked like this mic. And I'm like, I ain't never fucking with her again, God. I'm like, rude.
Starting point is 01:32:17 Every time she said, wash your hands. I'd be like, I see why you be seeing that shit. You know what I'm saying? She's grimy, honey. She had a mic stand 3,000 in the pocket. Man, that shit was in a leather coat, honey, way in the back of the closet. You know, moms had a leather coat. Mons had to be nasty.
Starting point is 01:32:34 She had leather coat. Man, it was in a leather coat, honey. She came out like blade. She was like, hmm. You ain't ever went through your mom's room. Just be searching and shit and finding some shit. No, we ain't no thief like you. You try to steal some dollars through your mama, digger.
Starting point is 01:32:46 Yeah, I did. This is a change. Y'all, niggins ain't never saw no change from your mom? Yeah, I went through, like, the purse, like, but I didn't go through, like. Oh, you went to her purse? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I went through her purse for, like, two, three dollars, not for no $100.
Starting point is 01:33:04 Oh, no, you're a grimy, you motherfuck. You went through her purse. But, motherfucking, you were going through her whole closet. It don't matter, though. That's a women's sacred place. You can't go through a woman's purse. Two, three dollars, chib. Bro, you need to be,
Starting point is 01:33:20 nah, you need to be prosecuted, though. That's out, though. You can't be doing that. Two, three dollars? I wasn't looking for like, yeah, I'm gonna get out. So if your nephew or niece went through your mama purse right now, what would you say? My nephew and niece went through my mom's purse?
Starting point is 01:33:34 Yeah, you're gonna be like, hold the fuck on. Don't be stealing with my mama, fool? No, yeah, I went for like two, three dollars. But I was younger. It wasn't like, now that I'm old. It was when I was like. If they went through your mom purse right now, nigga, what would you say for two, three dollars?
Starting point is 01:33:46 You'd be hot. Nah, my nephews were a little more disciplined than we were. They're probably ass for us. I was just a little badass kid. He's saying if they did. That's what I'm saying. If, motherfucker, what would you do? Like, if I call my nephew on my knees,
Starting point is 01:33:59 I'm out of time. Hey, he'd be in bad as fuck, you feel me? Snitch. Damn, dog. Motherfugger, you be trying to prosecute me? Who? You, motherfuckeruggish? Man, you're on another level stealing from the purse.
Starting point is 01:34:10 We're going to have to watch you. Two, three dollars? When I was, like, 10, 9, trying to get some hot chitos with cheese? When the last time you stole? Like money? Anything. Shit.
Starting point is 01:34:24 What the last of my store? Motherfucking, you lie. You're lying. You're in the lie right now. When the last time you stole something, Doc? I'm trying to think, actually. I just stole some shit. I ain't even going to lie to y'all.
Starting point is 01:34:39 You know what I'm saying? Oh, I know. I know what I did. I know what I did. I got a fucking mask from, from Target. A mask of Target. Like, for the homie was doing the self-checkout. And then the Humby paid for instant.
Starting point is 01:34:49 I just put it on the other study. So got out. Walked out. Why are you stealing a mask? You got money, honey? Motherfucker, big ass companies. I don't give a fuck. What the fuck, bro?
Starting point is 01:34:59 Your ass is doing ads for these big ass companies. They're paying you. Oh, my God. The one rule, stealing. The one rule growing up, you never steal for mom and pops, you feel me? And you stole from mom's purse. I saw three dollars. You stole.
Starting point is 01:35:13 Motherfucker, you was trying to steal. I was trying to steal. I wasn't even stealing. I was just being nosy. I just wanted to see what she. got in here. I was looking for change. I was looking for some candy and soda. That's exactly what you said. And that nigga found big herk
Starting point is 01:35:26 in the my fucking pocket. My fucker is crazy. Oh, my God, duh. Nah, yeah. But now, like, yeah, like, yeah, like, two, three dollars what kind of mask was it? It was, like, so, so fucking our teacher invited us to Halloween party. Your teacher? Yeah, yeah, so I'm cool. I'm thinking, oh, okay, this is a long time
Starting point is 01:35:47 ago. No, no, it's up a reason to me. You have a teacher? I know, like, she used to be my teacher in high school. We have a good relationship where. Wait, wait. You're shopping with your teacher from high school. When did I say, fool? You just don't fucking listen.
Starting point is 01:35:59 That's your problem. You said teacher. Who was I with the army? Did I not say that? Yeah. But you said your teacher. Did you let me finish talking? Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:36:08 We were just having this conversation before you got out of here. Motherfucker. My teacher had a Halloween party. We pulled up. But it said costume party. But you know, when they said costume party, not sometimes not everybody's dressed. everybody was dressed so we're like man we gotta go get a mask real quick
Starting point is 01:36:21 so he went to target and got a mask real quick and shit with all the homies and the homiegers you feel me and then we went back to the party so his teacher had a party his teacher was fucking the students back then when he said this is recent yeah I mean his teacher was in high school that's what I'm trying to get at all because he was letting the fuck back then so they'd go back to the party y'all we dare I ain't ever fuck no teacher y'all we're not going to no teacher party nigger no holler Wee party.
Starting point is 01:36:49 That shit sounds crazy. What do you mean? She cool as fuck. We have a good relationship where, you feel me? Like me, and the home girls and the homies that we have a good relationship where like that.
Starting point is 01:36:56 Your teacher was fucking them kids. Yeah, you fucking kids. When I see Mrs. Elizabeth on Channel 7, I know what she did. Oh, yeah. Don't say her name because they're going to get her right now. She's still fucking with the kids. No, that's my own girl.
Starting point is 01:37:11 She's cool as fuck. You ever stole something? Yeah, of course. I wonder what's the last thing you stole. The last thing I stole was some tissue. You know what I'm saying? Big ass 24 pack a roll. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:37:21 Under the end of the year. And I mean, usually I get away with it. Sometimes I don't. They be like, Hey, uh, sometimes you know what I'm saying? You're just a tissue bandit?
Starting point is 01:37:29 I go right to the stand. You know what I'm saying? If they don't say, hey, sir, can I get that shit under your basket? I'm rolling out this motherfucker, man. Hey, somebody.
Starting point is 01:37:37 See ya. Somebody make T. He's just stealing tissue instead of hamburglers. Man, they're going to look at my shit. I want to see that. They probably be looking at this shit.
Starting point is 01:37:45 What the guy? When did I used to stole some shit? Nika, the best shit I used to steal, I used to steal lacrosse shirts from the swap meet, bro. Wrap it up, bun, wrapping up your art and steals. I used to steal, bro. Everybody did. The last thing you stole was a La Costa shirt?
Starting point is 01:37:59 No, I used to steal La Costa shirts from the rodeoom. You feel me? They used to have them in boxes. I used to tell the homies like, hey, get the car ready, digger. You was doing all that for LaCaz shirt? Man, I won the profit. Oh. I don't even think that motherfuckers was real either.
Starting point is 01:38:14 This thing is silly fake-assie. lacrosse. Hey, I took the motherfuckers to school and I was slinging the motherfuckers, I was the guy. How much? Damn. I don't remember how much was for,
Starting point is 01:38:22 but I was selling them motherfuckers. I just give them to my teachers and all that shit. So you just snatch him and you run? Remember what they? It was too at the road in. You crazy, duh.
Starting point is 01:38:30 We used to do that shit. Damn, bro. Damn. When I was younger, we used to do a lot of beer and we used to get chased active. Like the beer runs and shit. The beer runs? Yeah, you never did no beer run?
Starting point is 01:38:40 What the fuck is that? You never did a beer on? Like, walking to a food for legs. She get the beer Walk by the accident and just run You go ahead Roll out, nigga get the beer
Starting point is 01:38:48 Hey, hey Let me put your head on game If you run out It's a felony If you walk out It's a misdemeanor That's dope So you was doing felonies
Starting point is 01:38:59 Yeah, for sure Yeah Beer runs all day Yeah I tell you I worked at the Superior on Florence and Compton now Were you getting robbed
Starting point is 01:39:06 All the time For beer? Every day Exactly See you? Hey these motherfuckers Was professional thieves though and they didn't give a fuck these niggies used to get bags
Starting point is 01:39:15 like they used to get all the grocery bags get a basket they used to bag up their food as they went through the aisle nigga just walk out with that shit now shit we used to do that we used to get like the 12 bags oh nigger shit we used to do all that shit just walk out of the store but because they can't touch you after you're out the store it's so much going on that superior especially at that superior you can walk out of in florence and compton aisle oh that shit is cracking for shit it's too stupid cracking dude do whatever you want d'naguer especially all the shit in front of fruit all type of shit all in the front, you can just pull up with your car, throw that shit in your car,
Starting point is 01:39:45 just move off. Shit, brother. Food for Les that I was slow from back in the day was the one on Western and Slowson. Man, I used to just do beer on. Because it's so busy, so much going on. They got all the little other stores. What the fuck you doing on Slotting? I'm a tagger.
Starting point is 01:39:58 I'll be everywhere, you feel me? Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Shit, I didn't call off the Y hood. A D's hood before? I didn't been lost. What are you doing in my hood? Shit, taggy, motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:40:06 You can stay out of here. I was doing feelings. I was doing fillings. I'm going to put a tag on your ass. Damn, homie, you're a real tag. Wait, wait, wait, what is feelings? Feelings is like when they fill in the tag. You know, sometimes you see when it's just the lines.
Starting point is 01:40:19 The bubble letters. And it's the feelings. So what makes y'all want to tag something? I don't know. I think it's just like our thing. Like, I can't really explain it to be honest. Like, that shit's just, that's just dope. Like being up everywhere.
Starting point is 01:40:32 You know, tags in different cities. So y'all just meet up like, y'all got a real gang, right? Not shit, we got like homies. Like, sometimes I go with this homies. Sometimes I go with that homie. And we're just bust missions. You know what I have money back then? But do y'all got like a tag leader?
Starting point is 01:40:46 Like is there like politics and tagging? Like your teacher? You had a good relationship with him. Fuck you. And he told y'all what to do? No, no. It was just, nah,
Starting point is 01:40:53 sometimes shit. Sometimes I go like my road dog and we'll just go paint out throughout the whole city. We'll hop on the blue line, the expo line, you feel me? So who are the hardest nigga from the tagging crew? Shit, there's like a lot of big crews. Like the MTA, y'all seen them up a lot. Who the fuck is MTA? No, MTA.
Starting point is 01:41:08 You see them up. Josh, can you look up MTA real quick? they went down as a gang they got like raided and everything that's how much damage they were doing yeah y'all fucking at my city dog shut the fuck uh hey i don't tagging on t rel store
Starting point is 01:41:21 bro they be hitting on t real hey you know what i want to talk to you about that please tell your fucking people stop tagging on my store dog why you can't tell them you in this shit motherfucker i don't know all the taggers motherfucker you know every guy member in the world
Starting point is 01:41:36 no all right then shut the fuck up but you can reach him No, but listen. Hey, Tiro, they hit you bad. They hit you with a glass eater. Yeah. A glass theater. But they just did it right now, too, on my mural and a store.
Starting point is 01:41:48 A glass eater, like, food. They got to get rid of the whole glass. Yeah, the glass got to come off. What did that be writing on your store? Just some random shit. I can't read that shit. Put the one all the way to the left. Oh, that one right there.
Starting point is 01:42:02 This shit went viral because you can see this shit from the sky. That's hard, though. They did the whole LA River. They got raided and everything. There's a lot of crews like that, though. That did some crazy shit. That take a lot of people to do that, huh? Man, Josh, I'm going to see some pictures of shit I've done
Starting point is 01:42:15 When I was younger, of course, you feel me? How many people would take to do that? I don't know, I don't know. They're an older generation. They're like from like fucking, they're like the 90s babies and shit But that motherfuckers went to jail for that shit, bro. Because I'm pretty sure when y'all were growing up, graffiti was like crazy, crazy, right?
Starting point is 01:42:31 It's still there. No, but I know, but it was like way wild there in the 90s and the 2000s. Like, it was like all over the world and shit. In order to do that right there, that takes a lot of people. That's rollers, bro. That takes... That's rollers, huh? Yeah, that's roller.
Starting point is 01:42:44 That's real paint. Real paint, bro. That is dope, though. No, that shit hard. Like to be able to see that shit from a plane? Send your shit in. Let's see what some of your tags used to look like, do know. Man, I used to do some big-ass extinguishes shit, too.
Starting point is 01:42:58 Like, big-ass extinguish shit, too. Like, big-ass ex-influing up with paint and we'll get, like, them big-ass high spots. Ooh. Governor and the mayor listening to this podcast. What do you mean? I'm going to change mad on a podcast. When in the last? time did you tag?
Starting point is 01:43:11 Man, bro, it's been a while. I'm getting money. It's not working on the jail. You send it? No, I can't find that. I'm going to try to look for it. Yaku. Talk about something else. We've been looking for this person who did this tag. He works at El Poyal Local.
Starting point is 01:43:26 Get a two piece. Two. Well, we're getting one more, but we get out of here. Tennessee man accused of assaulting grandfather after he took his gun away. The 76-year-old man told Memphis police he was removed the gun from the house because he's a convicted felon
Starting point is 01:43:42 when he went to return the gun he allegedly got beat up and he fell to the floor he was not playing with his grandfather bro that nigga, both of you niggas is on your get off your fucking phone. Hold on, bro, I'm looking for the picture, I don't know what he did. And somebody just said they brought donuts so I don't know if they got him. Why always say somebody when your girl bring your
Starting point is 01:43:58 donuts for us every week? Because she never know nobody fucking number and I'm sitting right here doing a podcast like I could do it. Oh yeah you did? Okay. My boy Josh going to get them damn donuts. These motherfuckers come like clockwork But I knew last week we didn't get none. I said, she must be mad at this nigga T. Rell.
Starting point is 01:44:15 Yeah. Give you no fucking donut. You're a bitch. Why girls, when they get mad at you, they'd be saying the wildest shit? I said, Dad, that's the first we need to get those donuts. The hobie in the doghouse, nigga. What's the wildest shit your girl ever said to you when she was mad at you? Which girl?
Starting point is 01:44:35 Call. Any girl. You didn't do some wild shit, huh? Fucking they did. Yeah, I deserve most of it, though. Stupid bitch Fuck you A girl told me
Starting point is 01:44:46 What's the worst shit A girl told me one time I hope somebody choke your daughter What the fuck Damn Oh yeah That's out of pocket I thought she was gonna take thing about you
Starting point is 01:44:58 I almost snapped bro Damn I almost turn to Thanos bro Hey Fuck one maker Hey Hey Hey but what made you
Starting point is 01:45:08 Knock snap Damn I'm proud of you for not snapping But fuck that bitch Hopefully that bitch Get hit by her bus Hopefully she can get hit by a bus For talking out of pocket like that
Starting point is 01:45:21 Fuck your mama Your mama's a bitch What's the worst A woman ever told you That shit Your mama's a bitch Fuck your mama up Nicker
Starting point is 01:45:29 Somebody told you Your mama ugly Ugly ass bitch Oh That's not a partner I ain't gonna tell y'all Who said it You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 01:45:38 Is it with now No comment Thanksgiving is about to be ugly this year No comment What about you, dudeo? I think the most wildest shit was Somebody like She didn't
Starting point is 01:45:55 Now I think you won automatically Like that was on some weird shit Yeah, that's crazy But I think The most wildest shit was somebody like Something about like Oh like something kind of like Like kind of what you said
Starting point is 01:46:07 But about my mom But she didn't go like too crazy Like she didn't go like What did she say? She said something like, oh, they go with your fucking mom. They said, you always went like something like trying to throw shade out my mom. And I was like, what the fuck? And I'm going to call you a mama's boy or fuck your mama?
Starting point is 01:46:21 No, I think she said, I think it was something about money. And she's like, oh, well, your mom clean house is something like that. And I was like, oh. She went your mama a maid. Yeah, she's what she's a show. Oh, that's a low blow. You broke-ass bitch. That's why your mama's a maid.
Starting point is 01:46:37 Ho-ass niggas. Yeah, some type shit like that. I was like, she didn't say it like that. She says that shit You understand White girls be doing that shit They're doing a little bloke. Work at old boy or local
Starting point is 01:46:52 You know what? You know what? You fuck your mama, nigga She's a cleaning lady Like what Damn, you still I know you don't talk to her No, bro, what?
Starting point is 01:47:02 A cleaning lady is good too They make stupid good money Man, I almost have my sister Fuck ass up Nigger cleaning ladies Make bread Yeah, nigga No, bro, my mom.
Starting point is 01:47:12 My mom blessed. Oh, God. But damn, Tokyo. That's out of pocket. What, like, what for real made you, like, not just fucking sleeper and stupid ass? Because I didn't want to go to jail. And that's she would come back to biting nigger in the ass?
Starting point is 01:47:26 Damn, because... No point of intended. I'm telling you the last straw if the girl spit on you. That's the last straw? Spit? Yeah, spit. I mean, you can say whatever you want. I don't know if you got it.
Starting point is 01:47:36 I think a girl spit on my homie to the last time I seen that nigga. I don't know where that nigga at, man. That shit is crazy, bro. So if a girl spit on you, you're sitting in to the shadow room? Yeah, she might be. She's going to be at Kaiser for a shot.
Starting point is 01:48:01 I'll be in there, too. Like, man, it's all good. You're going to jail. Man, that shit crazy, digger. You sound crazy. You got the shit, Josh? When we get out of here Let's see some of Duno's artwork
Starting point is 01:48:13 When we get the fuck out of here Fuck Duno's artwork Hating ass motherfucker Fucking up my jeans Fucking up so-rella Tell your people You're connected Man, I ain't fucking this shit
Starting point is 01:48:24 Wow, that's your shit Yeah Seven hours Which one? The M-I-C? Yeah Oh You did that by yourself
Starting point is 01:48:31 No, no You swear It would have took me Like a whole fucking day That's your gang That's your gang? That's the tagger crew Yeah
Starting point is 01:48:39 What is it stand for? Oh, he's from M.I. A lot of things. Making it happen, yeah, bro. Making it happen. Making iguanas happy cub. I'm a lot of, yeah, it is. No, but yeah, a lot of things.
Starting point is 01:48:55 Like what? Like, man, I hate cops. Man, I got that shit that's out of me. Man, I hate cops. I got a movie hole that on me, too. I got the logo turtutored on me. Okay, okay. Now, look at the other one.
Starting point is 01:49:06 Look at the other one. How do we get put on your tagger crew? Shit. You get a good ass. I saw you all after. Wait, we gotta get put on a tagging crew? Yeah, yeah. Want you to join the real gang if you're gonna do that?
Starting point is 01:49:17 Shit, we want to be tigers. I don't do that no more. You guys just let you guys know we. Why do you have to fight to be on the tagger crew? What do you mean? You're gonna fight other taggers while y'all in this? This is my wall. And then y' y'all got to fight them, niggas?
Starting point is 01:49:30 What do you mean? A lot of taggers was dying in the 90s in the 2000, bro. What was you motherfuckers doing? Man, I didn't been shot for this shit. From other taggers? Yeah, bro. I didn't been cracked before. I'm gonna show you got some videos.
Starting point is 01:49:41 I'm gonna show you some video. It's shit real, but it's that L.A. Regardless, motherfuckerkus. Motherfuckers die when they're not from nowhere. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, y'all motherfucker's crazy. You see that at the end of the day.
Starting point is 01:49:50 L.A. Let's see the other one, Josh. L.A. Little Wild. That's how that shit looks on Slausen, though. I like a little sloshing. I didn't respect Slauson until I got a little older and I could draw.
Starting point is 01:50:03 And I'm like, damn, that shit hard. This is me wildly when I was younger. Wow. Damn, that shit still up. Dan, look at Duno. You writing your name? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dumbo.
Starting point is 01:50:17 No, it's Duno. This is how you. Nicking right, Dumbo on the wall. Who named you Duno? Shit, I came up. That shit on me shit. My nickname. What is your real name?
Starting point is 01:50:28 Danny. Javier. Motherfuck. What's your real name? Jackson? Bro, this don't look like the same that made that last shit we've seen. No, no, that's an extinguished.
Starting point is 01:50:39 You was a slow, homie in the tag It grew up No shit, that's an extinguisher You know, and that's supposed to be like me It's an extinguisher, motherfucker Oh, like a real- Like extinguisher, yeah Wow
Starting point is 01:50:49 Wow I'll put you up on in, I'm gonna teach you on there with you So y'all empty that shit out Yeah, bro, it's exclusive I think back in the day The fucking extinguisher used to be great, right? It used to be great back, right?
Starting point is 01:51:00 Extinction was great back in the day Yeah, and if you empty those out Leave enough water, pressure, and it's a lot of the process Well, That's at the end of the motherfucking day, man. At the end of the day. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:51:13 Thanks for watching. Tune in next fucking week. And we out this bitch.

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