No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 6

Episode Date: November 13, 2020

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How the fuck y'all doing? This is at the end of the day. I know that's right. And we have a special guest with us today. Usually bring her in. This is the home girl. Tell me your name. Damn, homie, 11.

I feel bad with you. I mean, I was going to say it, but I'm like, damn, I'm going to give you. You know what I'm saying? She said, damn, homie 11. But anyways. So, yeah, I have two beautiful women in front of my face. I have not intimidated at all. I'm just letting you guys know, chilling.

You know what I'm saying? We on your head today. Please. Okay. Gladly. How was your weekend, AD? My weekend was dope. You know, I went to, um, shout out to the homie dear.

I went to this shit called lollipop brunch. I ain't going to tell you I where it's sad because the governor might shut us down. We had a couple of bottles and shit like that. We had to kick a couple of women out the section. You know what I'm saying? Oh. Yeah. Okay.

You know, sometimes the girls get a little too touchy, grabby, and I ain't consent to that. So I was like, uh-uh. Oh, really? Okay. I'm a beautiful young man. I understand. You know what I'm saying? Being a rapper doesn't hurt.

Yes. I have a rapper, actor, podcast, and that's what I say now. He wears many hats. The jack of all trades. Thank you so much. You see, look at me, being nice this week. Being supportive. What happened to you?

You must have got lucky or something. Nah, I didn't. I wish. I wish that was the story. So this weekend, I was supposed to hang out with some home girls, and they just went missing on me for a few hours, and I ended up going and dyeing my hair in the meantime. I like it. I got, thank you.

Nice highlight. Nice highlight. Is that herbal essence? No. Okay. No, what? Anyways, I ended up getting drunk in the house by myself, but my mom was the main character of my weekend, this weekend.

And I realized this weekend that I might be a parent, because I don't know who's raising who at this point. She posted up a post saying that she's on Demon Time with the view of the Brooklyn Bridge. Your mom? Yeah. So you know what that means, right? Yeah, look. It's right there.

Y'all could see it. It made me uncomfortable. She also kept asking me to send her a new playlist, a future playlist. She said she feels like a demon, and she's ready to be in the streets. I don't necessarily know what my mother assumes demon is. I know she knows. But I hope that it's not my definition, and she's not just out here, Wylan. What's your definition?

Wylan. Yeah. Yeah. I ain't going to lie. You might have a new stepdaddy right now. I really need one, though. So I am taking submissions. If you're financially stable, mentally healthy, cured your inner child.

I'm financially stable, mentally healthy. I would like. Have you cured your inner child? I would rock your mama world. Look at that woman right there. Yeah, she is a catch. Shout out to my mom, yeah. She is a catch.

I won't lie. But, yeah, that was my kid. I followed her on Instagram, almost slitting your mama DMs. I'm going to keep a G. She looked better than most of my friends. That's crazy. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Wait, hold on. Not her. Not her. She's good. Shout out Nicolette, man. Nigelette, what's your day? Oh, thank you. Yeah, I raised her well, you know. I call her son.

Call her son because she shine like one. You know what I'm saying? But yeah, that was my weekend. Would you guys go out together? We, no. No, she can't come out. She gets out of control. I'm not going to lie.

It becomes about her, and honestly, I'm not one of those people. I need the attention. Are you afraid to leave your mom alone with me? I think I'm afraid to leave anyone alone with you. Why? What? What the hell?

You just. Only like. little dogs like bagel. Just bagel. RIPP to the dog you killed. But yeah, that was my weekend. That was my weekend. How was your weekend? I work. It wasn't that bad, actually. Yesterday we were just chilling.

Went to Michael Blackson for a little bit. What's his name? Eddie Winslow was there? Eddie Winslow? Yeah. Just out of nowhere, like randomly. We came to do his podcast and then Eddie Winslow shows up and starts saying, Christmas carols Okay For like an hour I wish I was making the song

Situation to be in Wait a minute He's singing Christmas carols He came and sang Christmas carols Told Michael Blacks He was a legend And then We did the podcast

And he's really dirty Like I wasn't expecting him To have like a dirty sense of humor He kept like Like touching my arm Going yeah You know like What are you doing later?

And I'm like Eddie I'm like Eddie What are you talking about? My nigga Eddie girl And I kept pulling him Eddie and I didn't realize he had a real name. See, look, this is the funny thing.

Yo. Oh, yeah, Darius McCrae. Yeah. Okay. There we go. I was booked for this club one time, right? It's a strip club. And here comes Eddie Winslow.

And I'm like, Eddie Winslow. He said, don't make me call, what's a cop name? He said, don't make me call Carl's Winslow on you. And I got a kick out of that for like the week and shit. That's fucking crazy. He in these streets. Now he's outside. Who's bad?

Carl Winslow? I didn't say that bad about Carl's No, Carl once was dead Is he? Sorry, Carl. Shouldn't have been a cop. No, you know you're a loser. It's jokes.

Shouldn't have been a cop, Carl. My bad. Now, you know you're a loser when like the guy from family matters. Whoa, whoa, no, no, no. No, I'm talking about me. You're not a loser though. Because Eddie got a better life than me. He's out every night probably fucking bitches and I'm at home fucking editing my skits.

Like when I, you know. You're working. That's true. You know what I'm saying? No, but I know, like, I just want to be that bitch that's like, how do these bitches? managed to like work and fucking suck dick like they don't work that's why they just yeah like but how do you do both you can't get it's possible no i don't got no no

i mean look i ain't gonna say i ain't a woman i don't know yeah zy you can mold my task don't be irresponsible with you know what's your words name atrease a treish you could be a treish you could be a treish and work as well right treach with some work ethic that's right yeah but sometimes it is weird like when i see my friends living better than me and I'm like, damn, like maybe selling Pussy's the way, but not. Oh, I didn't know that's the term. That's, that's where we were going with it.

I just selling pussy is just not my alley. I hope I didn't give off. I don't, I'm not condoning selling pussy. I just sailed it. Yeah, that's fine. I was broke. Not you're not. Not anymore.

For how much? What was the number? So, let me tell you back then. Listen, mind you, paint the picture. I'm in grimy-ass Compton. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Niggas is texting me every day.

Like, we're going to kill you and shit like that. daughter we can't she want to go ride her scooter I can't take her outside to get her scooter it was grimy like that you feel me and a Christmas time coming around around this time it's November this is crazy having flashbacks you know what I'm saying um if if somebody had like 75 to $100 and shit like that I can pull up on them you know I mean I just to drive two three hours to go get $200 I'm proud of it though builds character and Christmas time come up I would I would go 7-11 I would go I would go 7-11 I would go get that pill. I will rock that girl world and she would say, what do you want to get for

Christmas? And I would say, just get my daughter some for Christmas. So daddy will come. No money spent because I had no money, but I'll come through like Santa Claus. You know what I'm saying? With all the presents, my daughter was happy and it felt like it was good. And I guess the women had a good time as well. Are you like eventually going to tell your daughter how she got her early Christmas gifts? The first three, four years, I'm going to tell them. I'm saying, baby, it was a hard time. Santa Claus had to sell this meat. You know what I'm saying? It's all good. You're sick. It's the most wonderful time of the year.

I like that song. Now, you're sick for that. You never bought pussy? No. But if you had to. If you had to, what's the most people are. No, no, no, no.

Let me tell you this. Let me tell you this. I've never bought pussy. But now that I am very financially stable, I wouldn't mind sending a cash app or two to get, you know what I'm saying? Respectfully. Instead of skipping a dates and shit like that, I'm cool.

But do you feel like that might just be common decency? It's like a transaction. I don't know if a guy sent me a cash shop right before a date. I think I smacked the shit out of him and get back in the Uber and go home. So you probably would have smacked a nigga like me. Would you accept the cash app though before smacking him? Yeah. Okay.

See, so then we're not, you feel me? But see, the thing is this, it all depends. So if my motive is, it's like we have an understanding that we're going to like fuck or something like that. You know what I'm saying? And I don't want to bring baggage to whatever situation that I'm dealing with. A little $200 cash shop never heard nobody. Maybe a $500. Is that hush money though?

Or is that just, it's not hush money. It's just if that's what it is, listen, if I meet a girl and I take her out on multiple dates and I'm going to try to impress her, you get what I'm saying? Right. I might spend $15,200,000, $300 cash yet. And I get to get the goods. I get to go home. See you later. We see each other.

Fist bump. Hey, that's cool. What did Charlie Sheen used to say? He's like, I don't pay them to fuck. I pay them to leave after. Winning. That's why he's the greatest. Exactly.

Charlie Sheen is the greatest. I love Charlie Sheen is the greatest. Gene. Two and a half men. Great shot. But I used to be one of them niggas where it was like, I would never pay for a pussy. I got game. And I know I'm a handsome young man. You know what I'm saying? I know to talk to women and shit like that. And I know I could do that. But

you get to a certain point when you start making too much money and you start doing too much shit and you ain't got time. And you got a girlfriend over here and you got like three girls over here. And you got baby mom over here. And you got baby mom over there. You don't want to know what I'm saying? You don't want to know what? I'm saying and now these girls now they'll come on no jumper Adam will sit there and say

hey talk about the time that AD blah blah blah blah blah blah and she gonna sit there and say all type of shit I don't want to be like that so I'd rather send a 300 out of cash yet well I say no baby this is a transaction you charge me for this good time because it's gonna be more her good time than my good time actually now I'm signing an NDA because I know what I'm doing but why are you just handing dick out like if it's not even good for you I'm not handing dick out I'm just saying I'm not fucking unless I'm getting like I'm not I'm not doing you a favor like if I'm not getting pleasure out of it I wouldn't fuck somebody who I'm not like into you're like I'm doing this bitch of favor I'm not gonna lie though I think everybody's into me though I'm not gonna lie though

I've seen motherfuckers daughters do anything yeah so I can see where you're coming from but I also see where you're coming from on that standpoint I think nowadays you don't have to have game even to get out it's like bitches just thrown pussy for no reason that is very true but I think I'm everybody's type and I have what everybody likes so that's kind of confidence though and I respect it. It's not confidence. No, it's confidence because there's someone out there who looks at you and doesn't see you in that light. It's just a natural thing.

Is that yes? You out of the picture. Okay, who else? Sell drugs or scam. Go to jail, but it can't be over five years because then we can't rehabilitate you. And you have to be just mentally crazy. And you have to be a piece of shit to everybody but me. You have to be nice to me.

But you're like crazy guys. Yeah, because I'm crazy. So, like, okay. I'll be phoned at the mouth. What? No, we don't need that energy. So like crazy in your, what's crazy to you? Like, bipolar?

So you like mood swings? Yeah. Because I have mood swings. So it's like I need to, I need you to swing with me a little bit. Like, like when people match that energy though? Yeah, because I can, I can't, I don't know. I can't be around somebody who's too calm. Yeah, it makes me think you up to something if you're too calm.

if you too come. Basically, if we're out. No, but if we're out and something happens, like my man can't be no pussy. Like, I can't be fighting your battles for you. Like, so just be crazy like me. Like, be always ready for shit, but, you know. Have you ever heard of a blammy pack?

What the fuck is that? The blammy pack stays equipped. Just know there's a little floating mechanism that will protect everybody in the room. I'm not going to say what it is, but it always huffers around the office. But your man should keep a blamie pack on him. This is paid security.

well he wears many hats he does it all I know crazy you're talking about girl quick acting like you know me mm-hmm look at a kick out of that some man of many hats we take another shot what we're doing I just took it I thought that's way we wear I was waiting for you guys I thought I like this here I go suffering from alcoholism mm-hmm what is the craziest like story you have been through though like with an ex like or like with someone he was fucking with like what's the wildest shit the wildest yeah come back to me about the wildest because i know i got a lot of stories i don't want to under undercut what i say what is your wildest how about ask you that i'm not

gonna lie i hit one of my exes with a car yeah i did i hit him with a car you want to know why though he called me a bitch and it was the aggression and the way he said bitch yeah it was it was it was too i thought he was gonna hit me so i'm gonna hit you first i'm not about to wait and get hit hit with a car yeah did his legs break no he fell really hard though and I drove away because I was like yeah I don't know what damage I just did here but not me

I'd want to stay and be like so what's good what's broken nah you know what it was too he's way taller than me way bigger than me so he and I low key feel like in that moment because if I got hit by a car and I was good to stand up after we got a fight if you get hit by car you're gonna be flat like a pastor you're gonna be like bagel it's not a fat! I'm gonna be like

RBSI no! I am really short But like, don't play me. No, but is that like automatic breakup to you? No, we got back together. It was toxic. It was fun there. It was fun there. Why is the toxic shit is the best?

You want to know what it is? Because if you treat me too good, it's just like, damn, bro. What? What else are you up to? See, y'all don't like good guys. I like good guys. Good guys are cool, but like. You just said he got to go to jail for five years and be rehabilitated.

No, she was giving the facts. Y'all crazy. I don't understand it. I'm glad. Well, I am a good guy. I'm glad I'm not a good guy. No, it's like girls date the jail dudes, and then we try the nice guy, and then we get bored and we go back to that. Scammers are the best stuff.

But what is it? What is it about being bored, though? Yeah. What is it about being bored? What do you consider bored? I think when you're with a nice guy, it's like, when everything's too perfect, you're like, wait, something bad's going to happen. And nothing bad's happening. So you're like, you miss the drama.

Like, every woman wants to just feel like we're in love and hip hop at all times and just that's a fact. So it's good to keep a woman on her toes is what you should say. Well, yeah, because don't you don't like a female. Don't say yeah. I'm just being honest. These motherfuckers will have you going through emotional trauma. None, you can't do shit to me. Like that shit.

They be trying, but you just can't, you can't fucking feed into it. Any guy that tries to like piss me off, I'm like, bro, I don't got time. I don't got time. But now, you just play along. Like, I just. I cheat back. So that's, that's my God. They're not that strong.

They can't handle it. They can't handle it. You just waiting to pull the self. I cheat back. I see the tears still falling down your eyes. No. Who hurts you, girl? Hell, no. Her ex that hit her with the car probably.

No, I don't cheat back. I just leave. I used to cheat. No, no, I didn't use to. One time I wanted to get back at someone, but it took me so long to get back at them that I'm like, I should have just fucking moved on. And that's it.

The best thing you could do is move on and find somebody way better that treats you good and make them feel stupid. But no one ever does that Men as a man Not talking about me But I know some men Who will sit there and take advantage

Of the point that you already At the breaking point When it comes to a man And they will come and tell you Everything nice And you would think that he's a good guy As soon as he get it He turns into the devil

I think women We like fuck ourselves up From the beginning Not we do it to ourselves Because when you first meet a guy You start telling him like about your You know all the shit that's ever happened to you how you're broken as a person,

and you think he's going to, like, be gentle with you, and he's not. Like, because, bro, when you tell a guy you've been fucked over your whole life, why is he going to treat you good? He's going to do whatever else. So if I see that, I'll be like this. You ever see what Michael Jackson and Thriller when he turned around with the girl? Exactly like that.

Because when I... He's back to monster. Because now he knows you will accept the bullshit, and he's going to put you through. Even if you've been cheated on by everybody, when you meet a guy, just tell him every man has treated me good, and manipulate them into thinking, That's the only thing you're going to accept.

Yeah, that don't work for niggas like me. Honestly, I'd be playing. I'm talking about rappers are in a whole different category. Like not she categorized you. Yeah. Not that. Yeah. Not that. So look, before this, this is, we've met each other before.

We ain't fucking nothing like that. But we met each other before. Thank you for the clarity. Me and her manager are cool. Yeah, I just have to have to chat right now. They ain't fucking. I already know. You already know.

You know, we have a mutual friend. And, you know, before she came. me and she said hey AD do you remember me and I kind of at first I was gonna play it all but I said she's a cool girl I'm not gonna play it off I say I don't remember and she told me we was in Miami you know what I'm saying was around a bunch of homies and shit like that her manager that's really my dog he don't fuck with a lot of niggas dope be a real nigger free to homie I ain't gonna say his name but um yeah but that wouldn't work with a nigga like me do you feel me I can see through all that bullshit I'm keep a G

nah cause you sit there and tell me every man treating me good every man doing this so I'm gonna say no every man treated you good and they did you all this shit. Why the fuck are you in my face right now? You know what I'm saying? I see through that. So I'm going to play the game like she is. Because obviously she's trying to trick me. So I'm going to trick her right now. Straight up. So their thing is they constantly think people are out to get them. So they're always on alert. There's no there, maybe it'll take five to 10 years to even get their trust. Don't even waste your fucking time. Just. Oh, girl, I don't. I'm toxic. I play a game. Men do this thing where there's a women like you, there's a woman you want to fuck and

there's a women you would date and they don't mix it. Women do this thing where we try to make the guy we fuck into husband material and that's not husband material, that's fun guy. Let him be fun guy. That's the guy you have fun with and waste your time with until you meet the right man. You don't want to end up with him because he's fucking t-t-t-da-a-any. That's like slow. That's slow.

On the East Coast, that's slow. Like you're slow? Yeah. That's why you be calling me challenge? No, I call you challenge for so many. I call you challenge for so many. You'd be calling me challenged and shit like that. Yeah, so it's like, we like stop trying to make the guy that you want to fuck into husband.

That's not going to happen. Y'all hear that? But the guy, the guy you could be your husband though. You don't know that. You and my manager, y'all are fun guy. That's the guy, you know, you hang out where you fucking. But that's it. Like, you don't, don't wipe him up.

So I'm not wifeable? You are. Eventually. Jesus Christ. No, you are. But not just by any bitch. Do you believe that someone could be attached? to just one person for their whole life?

Yes, I do. Yeah. Do you believe that? You don't think that there's different parts of different people that people like? Because there's so many different, like, guys that I've dated that I like different parts of them, but I'm like the whole thing.

Different parts. You look at that toes and shit? No, but like, your toes, Malcolm X's hair, Denzel Washington's nose. Oh, no, girls do that on the time. It's true. Girls do it like.

What the fuck? Different parts. Yeah. Like his, like, every guy has something good about them. So this guy will be like that's that A1 head. Yes, exactly. But his dick is trash and he's fucking broken and he lives with his baby moms. Exactly.

A lot of people live with their baby moms. Yes. It depends who's paying the bills. Her all the time. Not always. We're not talking about you. I'm just thinking about. She's not trying to offend.

I live in the back age, right? New York guys. Yeah. So I'm speaking about what I know. I don't know LA guys and I don't know how you all. You don't want to. It's dark out here. I love Brooklyn.

I love Brooklyn guys I feel attacked right now What's wrong with L.A. guys Jazzy? Oh no, y'all not to a Yeah, I'm not assertive enough Don't put me in here Okay, well you're from here You ask the question

First of all, I'm a Compton guy I'm not from L.A. Yeah, I'll help you Like I got you I'll hold it down Like you know what I'm saying And you're they do that But here it's on a higher level

Like I'll help you Overcompensating And it's like bro like You want to fuck Say that Like you don't got to do that extra That's how I am Nah, but the last time I said, you're just trying to fuck?

And he's like, yeah, I'm like, okay, bye. Yeah, like, so then I can make, so then I can make my. Okay, bye. Yeah, like, no, because the way I said it was like, bro, if you're trying to fuck, just say that, we're both too consenting adults. Just say that and stop wasting my time. He's like, yeah, I just want to fuck. I'm like, bye. Yeah, like, let me make the decision.

Don't you. Yeah. But what if it was somebody like, you're like, you're attracted to. Would you say yes? No. Or they got to work for it. You got to really manipulate the fuck out of me. You just say manipulate.

Yeah. So you need to be the Rittler. When you first meet a bitch, you manipulate her into thinking you're a great guy. Because if you tell a bitch that you're fucking crazy and you put hands on bitches, no one's going to want to date you. Okay, hold on. I don't think men should put hands on women, period. Yeah, by the way, we don't condone that behavior. I really feel.

I really feel. And it's crazy too because I tell people that I know that put hands on women. I say, listen, bro, there's billions and billions of women. And everybody watching, there's billions of women in this world. I don't go fuck how good the pussy is. I don't go fuck how good the head is. nothing is worth your fucking future and your freedom. You know what I'm saying?

Because ain't no woman can say, hey, D, put their hands on me. No, I don't do no shit like that. I'm the nigga that I be like this. You know what? I'm not liking how this is. I'm going to keep it pushing. You're going to keep it pushing. I'm going to keep it pushing.

Because I don't pay no domestic shit. No, no. I'm just using that as an example because a lot of times people make themselves out to be something else. But, you know, that's not who they really are. Because you can't, have you ever met a bitch and just, told her straight up like this is what's wrong with me and just told her everything down the list no you're gonna you have what's wrong with you i'll tell everybody that name five so if you have to okay you're on a date

name five things wrong with you you're just like i just want you to know that i yeah me too shit i'm i'm like well i am um i'm very toxic i'm a gang member um i'm like i'm like i'm like i'm like yeah bitch would be like i love it here i know yeah no but But, you know, talking about domestic shit, right? Like, when it come down to women, for instance, I had a girl that I was dealing with one time, right? Bad as fuck. I was like, really on her. I met her.

I was like, ooh, I told the homie, I was like, I want her. Got her, got her, got her number. And my homie spike here, he knows it would happen at the house. And I told her a long time ago, I said, check it out. I would never put my hands on you. You feel me? I'm not with no domestic shit. So if you hit me or you do anything in any type of capacity, I would not talk to you.

ever again. Yeah. If I ever put my hands on a man, like they always say I'll never speak to you again, but they always do. No, me? I didn't. No, no, no, no.

You are different. Maybe you might be done. No, no, no. I did not. So she comes to the house one day. She's seen something on my own gram that she didn't like. And first she started like poking me in my head. And I'm laughing.

The aggressive shit, though. Like, but she's poking me. But that's poor play. No, no, no. No, no. She was, she was really mad. And she was really like trying to get a reaction out of me.

And I was like, look, I ain't with this shit. So she went downstairs and I'm sitting there laughing the whole time. She's like, you think it's funny? She grabbed a water bottle. Bip! Hit me in my fucking lip. Like, you know what I'm saying? She had the motherfucking aim busting my lip. I seen the blood.

I said, I never talked to you again. You blocked her after that? I didn't block her, but she would text me. I told her. I said, I would never talk to you again. That was it. She hit me up. You're going to sit there and end this over a motherfucking water bottle.

bitch-ass nigga. Fuck you, you're a bitch-ass-nigger. I'm just sitting there ignoring it because I'm not going to, I have too much going on to put my hands on a woman and have her come on the show or talk to a radio station and say, oh, AD put his hands on me and shit like that. Like, nah, I ain't going to do that shit. Yeah.

But. I've been in some domestic shit. Now, I know some other niggas that be like, what? Nah. And I don't condone that shit. That's lame shit to me. Nah, that shit is corny.

You definitely should not. And women shouldn't put their hands up. I meant either. No, we shouldn't. No, you shouldn't. I used to when I was younger. I got smoked one time. I said, yeah, I learned my lesson. You got smoked?

What? I said it? I was like, yeah, you're right. You got shot? Nah, he packed me up, though. I was like, yeah. I got a black guy. I guess I didn't learn my lesson.

I guess I didn't learn my lesson. No, girl, I learned my lesson. I'm trying to, like, grow and be a better person every day. But I don't know when I get mad for some reason, my first reaction is always to smack somebody. Oh, you smacking? What, do you smack men, though? Yes. Oh, my God.

Yeah, you're a demon. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. But to me, I'm like, if, like, anytime I put hands on a guy that I'm dating, I'm like, yeah, it's over. In my mind, it's over already because I should, like, the fact that I could do that to you, I don't respect you at all. So why would I be with a man who I don't even respect? So your mind made up something that happened in your head, and it told you to hit a man

and now you don't respect them no more. Yeah. That's not true. That's not how I don't see. Don't do that. Maybe she has some. When she hits a man, she no longer respects him. It could be a misunderstanding.

No. I don't just go around smacking people for no reason. You got to really do some corny shit to me for me to do that. Yeah, this is crazy. That intuition is very strong, too. No, I don't go by intuition. I go off intuition. And I'd be right every time.

Let me tell you. Every time. You do not be right. Every time. I'd be right. Every time. Well, okay, I'll give you an example. Give me an example.

Okay, let's say you're talking on a guy, you're dating, everything's fine, everything's perfect. He's on your dick and you're like, what's wrong with him? Like, you can't figure it out. He's like, perfect. And then the next day you find out he's married and then he lives with his wife. Oh, God, that happened to me. Really? Yeah, girl.

Okay. Elaborate? No. Why not? No, no. We are back on speaking terms. We are good. Yassie is keeping her entanglements.

Yeah. Okay. Entangled. So I dead at him and I was like, bro, I don't know what the thing. the fuck kind of shit. Like, I have morals. I'm not doing this shit. So I dead at him. I want nothing to do with him. And this idiot started popping up at my crib, everything, like, trying to like beg for my forgiveness, saying he's going to get a divorce, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, why would I want you? Like, so you could fuck in. So I could go from the bitch you're cheating with to the bitch you're cheating on. So I'm like, I'm good. My problem is I have a

doorman. So instead of just telling my dormant, don't let him up. I purposely was like, let him up. And when he come up, I would just start fighting him in my hallway. And then, but the No, what's no, yeah. Yeah, grown up in Coney Island. But the crazy thing is, so I beat him and I'm thinking, okay, it's over. The next day I'm drinking patrol with my friend on FaceTime, and I don't know where my doorbell rings, and I go, and it's him again. So I'm like, fuck it, so now I start fighting him again, and my friends on FaceTime watching me, like, you're what's happening. So, and then the next day, I called him, and I was like, bro, you have my headphones.

Like, but this idiot. Were there Beast by Drake? No. They were like the wires The old wire ones And I remember he called me for some reason And I was like fuck you I don't want to talk to you

And you have my fucking headphones But I didn't want them back They're the ones with the wires But tell me how he comes to my house That same day unannounced And he like the wires were cut So when I seen that I literally I had he had all white on

I don't know where the fuck he was going But I guess No He was in New York Yeah it was a La Marina bitch He was going to La Marina It was cold He had like, it was like a lot marita.

It's a club. And where? They closed it down. Did they? Yeah. In Dykman. Okay, so I'm an L.A. nigga.

You know what I'm saying? That's where all the jordan and playouts and all that. Yeah, that's where all the people are in house, man. So I see him wearing all white and I was like, I really didn't feel like fucking up my nails that day. So I had a thing full of cranberry and vodka. And I just went in my hallway. All over the white fit? Yeah.

Nah, you went crazy. See, mother brother. And that made him leave me alone for a week. So I'm like, a week. You do cranberry on all white. Yeah. Do you understand that cranberry what it did to him? Listen, to his soul.

Leave me alone. You know what I mean? But did you actually want to be left alone or did you enjoy the chase? I really wanted to be left alone because at the time I dead at somebody I was talking to for like eight months who was a great guy and I dead at him for this guy who the next day I found I was married and I'm like, well now he's not speaking to me and the pandemic is just starting. So I'm like, this is recently. Yeah. What the fun? You have a ninja turtle fights with the

When it started With the doormand Your doorman You're like This bitch is crazy Oh no Every building ever lived in They're like

Oh my Like the crazy bitch of the building Oh man That's terrible No that's what That's Coney Island That's normal If anything

In my new building I feel mad weird Because it's like I'm like damn This is the first time I haven't had Cops cold on me in a while Like it's nice

They don't know yet He was disturbing the peace So see and this is the problem Get you a nice man I try but like no get you like a preacher or a librarian nigger what are we going to have in common

you think a preacher isn't that a stigma you fucking the preacher before no but I've seen it on girlfriends girlfriends is a fictional show the fuck is wrong with you you know how you say I see it on girlfriends that is not reality yeah no but you say get a nice guy

okay get us I don't know scientists why would he want to fuck with like an Instagram bitch I don't know just a random fucking trying to cure COVID right now. He has no time to be dealing with you right now. What's a good guy? What's a good guy from a guy's perspective? Not a robber.

That's not you. A man like AD? Not me, but a man like me. Okay. If I can have a carbon copy of myself, I would give him out to the world and all the ladies would be happy. Really?

What? Nobody would have any complaints? No, not one. Something about that. You disagree? I just, I just, what's wrong with me? I don't know, you're just too confident in yourself.

Someone like you would piss me off. Why? Because it's like you're doing too much. You fucked hip-hop Harry. Let's talk about that. My! Yeah, worry about yourself. Worry about yourself.

Shout out hip-hop Harry, though. Good ex. That's a good ex. Seriously? Yeah, girl. Oh shit. Wait, did he have the suit on? Nah.

He took the suit off for me. She fucked with the nigga under the suit. Yeah. His name is Larry. Damn Larry. That's a good ex, right? That's good to put under my belt. I'd be like, damn, you fuck the big teddy bear, huh?

I'm into furries, too. What's that? I'm glad you. AD, tell her. What's a furry? You tell her what a fucking furry is. I really don't know. I just said it because you said it.

I don't know. Sada told me. I don't fucking know. Oh, there's people who love wearing costumes when they have sex and it's fur on air. Yep. I'm into all of that. So call me Grover then. No, I'm a cookie monster, yeah, it gets dark over here, man.

You know, there's a lot of layers. You never know what you're going to get. That's not, I've heard worse shit. What's you here? What's the worst? Yeah, let's hear it. I've heard a girl before say that she's into like, not, like, for a guy to like almost kind of rape her. Not like her man.

Yeah. Like, you know, I don't know, you open the door and it's like, oh my God, an intruder. Oh, hell no. How no. What the fuck? Oh my God. Please don't take this, Mr. Furryman. Oh, my God.

I'm hurry. Yeah. Yo, what? Yeah, so that's the benefits of dating an Instagram bitch. It's like, everything's like a game. Like, what the fuck? You know, it's crazy? Like, because you said that, I've seen a video before where this guy has this

girl, like, wrapped in saran wrap all the fucking way. She's breathing. Oh, I see that. That's fucking weird. And he puts her at the bottom of his fucking house. And he puts his rug over there. He's just sitting. She's like,

I'm like, I'm not into all that shit. That's crazy. Wait, what? What about how bitches get stuck in like laundry machines and? Laundry machines. What do you?

You're never seen like a stepbrother sister thing. Like, oh, okay. Wait, but never in the laundry machine. Not in the fucking dryer. No,

I have not. I'm going to come to California. I haven't seen that. I haven't heard about no laundry brother and sister shit. This is weird. You never seen a form where they get. Pretends stalking shit. Yeah.

Yeah. And they always get stuck in something. Listen, I go to the clubs. I'll be turned up every day. I don't be looking at none of this crazy shit. He's like, I live this shit. I don't need to look at it. That's true.

But yeah, so that, that's cool. What else is weird? Now, what's the weird of shit? Oh, I know what. Pissing. Yeah, that shit is weird. Pissing is not weird. That's not weird.

You piss on a bitch? I've had women ask me while we're in the shower. Please piss on me. Oh, I hope you did. And I did it. And now, I don't get the joy. But they were like, ah, yes, with. Lathering.

Lathering? That's my only regret. Like, those are our lessons. Like, my ex wanted me to piss on him that's doing life in jail. And my only regret is that I didn't, life in jail. But at the time, I was like, nah. Life is crazy. I'm not going to lie.

You can't speed past that one. No, this is before all that happened. And I was like, nah. But then after we broke off, I'm like, I should have pissed on him. Because then I could have been like, bro, I pissed on you when we broke up. You know what I think the fact that you don't have wife in jail is you like shitting on him No he got like after we grow up with a she never asked y'all No I did girl I didn't know that was really a fetish no I didn't understand either I'm literally in the shower with a girl after we fuck you feel me I'm in a

She's like can you pee on me? I was like Okay I don't fucking you can't understand where's the pleasure in that but I did it I just want to say I peed on somebody before That is so strange to me I just can't imagine She asked for it though That's where it's strange I didn't just do it

But bitches nowadays do anything What do you mean? Yeah you're right I've seen motherfuckers Do anything That's a fact Like literally But I just didn't know

That that that could be like Pleasure? I mean what's the I think it's worse To get calm on your face And pissed on Come in your face is normal No what

Normal for who Not for me I've never had come on my face I don't know It's just normal for people Never To me that's like What?

Nah, what if that shit gets in my eye now I'm blind and shit? Like, you're not, no, I know me, I've never been a man worth like letting come on my face. Oh, oh, oh, poor man. Nah, they good. Poor man. Really? Don't worry about that. I've never heard this.

I'm going to remind you that one of my exes are pieces or shit. So. You pop on the eye. That's love. Yeah. That's crazy. I don't, I don't let them bust on my face, but I'll beat the shit out of them. It's like, yeah.

That's what is the like where does it bounce out? Look, my little brother back than I did. You couldn't fuck with a dick like me then. Why there's, but there's always good to every person. Every person has bad shit about them and then good shit. You're right. Because a bitch like that will give the best head of your life. So it's like you're kind of going to deal with the fighting.

If it's the best head of your life, you're going to deal with the fighting. You have to like bust on her fucking head. On her head? No. Her fucking eye. I like that shit. All right, okay. No.

Ghostbusters. Because that what am I? Nah, you can't do shit to me. I can't do to you back. If I can't do it. But then what can I do back to you that's equivalent to that? Nothing. Squirt?

You can like come on my face? Cream pie my face? No, I don't squirt though. Like, oh, just regular come? I see why you beat. Most of you can't even make them come anyway, but they won't come in their face. Like, yeah. I mean, I'm just saying.

And like, y'all say that, but it's like, y'all want us to be mad freaky, but y'all don't want to be freaky. Because every guy I know is like, they want to bust on bitches' faces and shit. But it's like when it comes to like, when it comes time to like eating bitches out, a lot of guys are like, they don't even want to like admit to it. No, there's nothing. Listen, this is where it comes to. Me, I've never had a STD before. I don't want to have a STD before. So I rather.

How did that? You're right. What? Like, what? I'm like, wait. No, I'm just saying. So, you know, when people are having casual sex and shit like that, they meet each other in the club and stuff like that. I want to make sure.

Show me your goddamn test. And I can do whatever the fuck I can. You think people just bring tests with them? I'm not going to lie. I pull out test results. I had a friend, Mo from fucking Brooklyn. He used to walk around with test results. And everyone's like, you know those are fake, right?

Oh, hell not. Well, that's some Brooklyn shit, though. No, no, no, because there was a rumor that he had AIDS. And everyone, he literally. That's a crazy rumor though. I understand. He wasn't my friend. He was like one in the neighborhood.

You know how everybody knows everybody. So he's like one of the neighborhood peoples. And that's just the guy that, you know, walks around with this fucking test results. And everyone's like, but what how many years are those fucking test results from? Oh, no, I'll send you today. Nah. But what guy has ever like showed you his? No.

I've gone to the doctor with. Yeah. That's the only way to do is people get tested together. This is my theory. Or use condoms. This is my theory. Right. And this is going to sound fucked up. I feel like whoever you fucking and you're busting in raw, you know what I'm saying?

Um, and I've done this plenty of times. The girl who I was fucking at the time, I would say go to the doctor and get a checkup. After? No. Yeah. After we fuck. Go to the doctor and get a checkup. When she gets a results back, those are equally my results.

No. Wait, well, no. Listen. Let me say it. No. A hundred percent that's what people don't. I'm just sitting there. telling y'all right now if i busting if i'm busting in you if i'm fucking with you and you go back

and you clean 100 percent i feel like i'm 100 yeah but who are you fucking though listen wait but why even go wrong i'm just saying if if you're the girl that you're fucking if you busting her and her results come back 100 percent i need a copy of that goddamn receipt because i'm gonna show the other women the goddamn receipt okay that's i'm clean i'm not to catch a heart attack just from here. No, I feel like you want to give you my test at a little so you could fuck all their bitches. Like, I'm not, no.

Like, I feel like guys only get tested when they think something's wrong. I only get tested. Now, before she goes to the doctor, I'd be like this. I'll be shaking bliss. I'm like, Boas. Bango, no! No, but I get tested even when I'm not having sex.

Like, me too. I get tested regularly. Yeah, just in case. But as soon, not, but every time I have sex, I get tested after. Oh, facts. That's a fact. That's a fact. That's weird.

No, it's not. It's, I don't think it's weird. I think it's weird. I think it's weird. I think it's healthy. Because when every time I go to my gun to college, she's like, what are you doing back here? Like, um. Wait, how often you go and sis? Every three months. But I'm not saying, every three months.

But I'll be in a relationship for like a couple of years, but I'll still go because I don't trust nobody. No, but that's, I feel like you're just being precautious. Like, I don't trust no one. Technically if you're in a relationship, there's no point to get tested because you're only fucking that person, but I'm like, I don't know. You can't trust these motherfuckers out here. Yeah. I don't know.

You can trust the niggins like AD who will fuck another girl wrong and will take her test and pass it to you. This show should be called Reasons to Fuck AD because I feel like that's what we're- And that's all he wants to talk about is selling himself. Possible change of the title. No more at the end of the day. Now the last time my Roaldog did, I fucked up because afterwards my manager's like, why would you do that? And I was like, damn. So I went to get tested and I'm on the phone with him.

I'm like, what if I have eight? It's like that's my biggest fear in life. And I got tested. I had nothing to the point where I was like a little surprise because the guy was a little questionable. And I'm like, oh, okay. But the crazy thing is this motherfucker went and got tested right after me too.

Like, he didn't wait for me to tell him. No good for him. No, he was good. He called me and said, I'm saying, dun dun dun dun dun dun. This motherfucker called me and said, clean dick, and I'm like,

the fact that he was happy by the clean dick, he got some of his closet. But my thing is. like I was worried that you're dirty but you was worried clean dick yeah hey you know you know what's crazy too it's like growing up like growing up in the hood and shit

they used to have a like a I ain't gonna say a rumor they used to have like a little sand it was like if you spit and it bubbles up you have AIDS right and one day I'm just chilling and I'm spitting I'm like 12 or something like that

I spit my shit starts bubbling up I was like that I got a AIDS guy How old are you? I wouldn't even have sex and nothing like that. I was like 12. No, but at 12, I used to think that you could get pregnant from masturbating. I thought you could get pregnant from kissing. No, not from kissing.

Yeah. I was special though. What? Where you come from? Pregnant from kissing? No. There used to be, listen. I knew about, I knew about shit early.

I snuck into the Players Club movie. Yeah, I'm saying? When that motherfucker came out, that was kind of like my first introduction to like stripping and shit like that. And there was this girl, I'm not going to say her name in Compton, but she was kind of promiscuous at a young age. So we were always the same age. We're like 10, 11. They used to have a game called Hyden Go Get It.

Have you ever heard Hyden Go Get It? I had 11. I was playing with Barbies, but continue. Me too. Okay. There's a game called Hide and go get it. Hide and go get it for little kids. Motherfuckers run around and they try to grab the girl's butt and stuff like that.

You're little kids. You have fun. So there was one girl who wanted to play that shit with all the guys in the neighborhood. Okay. You know what I'm saying? So homies are telling me, hey, come to the park and we go to the motherfucking park. It'd be like nine guys try to get on the slide with this one girl. We don't know why it's 10 or 11.

I don't even think my dick would have got a harder 10 or 11. I don't fucking know. But, yeah, she used to be on the slide with everybody. Long story short, today she has about eight kids. Eight? How many followers she got? Probably two on it. Oh, she's like, I thought the story was going to end.

And she became like famous. And she's like, oh, man. She had eight kids and more of the story, people. Do not be promiscuous at a young age. At 10. And play hide and go get it. You will grow up and have eight kids and have 200 followers. Do not leave your 11-year-olds around like 10 boys that want to run a train on her at 11.

Literally. Yeah. It wasn't a train. It sounds like a train. It was more like a. It's dreaming true, too. Yeah. Everyone's down the slide.

This bitch is the only girl there. It's a train. Listen, I spit on the ground when I was 10. I thought I had AIDS, all right? Well, this bitch sounds like she was doing more than spitting. Yeah. Because he was spinning on something. No, but everybody's going to get on the slide with her.

I never got a turn. You never got, why? I wanted to turn. Not because in a train, you always want to go first or second. You never want to go last. No, not no train. Literally a fucking slide like this. Go down the slide.

I could say you're dumb ass. See, any girls I know like that, I never, I always wonder what happened to them and every hole from my neighborhood is married with kids now. I know a lot of hos that are really wiped up. I know a lot of holes are. Holes are. Holes get their shit done early and they're like, I don't want this no more. I love that.

It's nothing wrong with that though. Or you're a good girl your whole life and then I don't know where you go through like a really bad divorce or breakup and you're like, fuck this. And that's and you start at 40 and nobody wants a 40 year old like. I would. Yeah. My mom's 40. That's different. She's pretty hot.

She's the exception. And then there's the rule. Relax. Yeah. Mama Yazzie. No, but I'm saying, like, I wouldn't want to start my whole phase at 40. No, definitely not. But at this rate...

I heard sex is better, though, when you get older. Like, in... I mean, I feel like my... I feel sex is better now than it was 10 years ago. Yeah, you're going to be fighting with the goddamn doorman. Yeah, literally. You're going to be beating motherfuckers up at your door and shit. You say your dorm man know everything.

Not everything, but... I was like, you're going to bedinginging. about all your domestic disputes. Not the new one. I just moved. And I moved because... Wait, did you have one recently? I literally moved two months ago because a part of it was because the guy was coming to

my house every day. And I'm like, let me move somewhere where no one knows where I live. So I moved and... I'm good for that too, though. I like just leave. Yeah. You wouldn't want a bitch knocking at your door. Like, that's probably the worst feeling.

You know what's crazy is I had a girl at the studio one time. Like, and Spike will tell you guys, I was hiding in the bushes. Like, she really had me hide in the bushes. She was like looking for me and shit like that. Why, though? Because we was, we was, we was fucking at the time. And she took it a little more serious than I did. I think you were a great guy.

What happened? Huh? Yeah. I thought, get a guy like you. Yeah, get a guy like AD. And now he's hiding in your bushes because the girl thinks he uses the girl from me. Because they're just fucking everything. crazy, a man will have to eject.

Why is she crazy? She was crazy. Okay, but be honest. He made her crazy. Yeah. Did you feed her lies? Yes, I did. Exactly.

So, girls don't be crazy for no reason. I gave her the truth comes out slowly. It was destined for failure. Why, though? Because she probably told them when they first met that she went through mad shit and he said, easy to manipulate. No. Is that how I went?

Is that how, be honest. Look, all I'm going to say is this. We was chilling for a lot of. little bit. We got like reliquing and shit. And then when I met her and I was like, she doesn't intrigue me no more. But I still fucked because I was like, I can put it all the time in here and not get cracking. What is all this time though to you? Can I just? Like two weeks. Yeah. Yeah. So there's that. Y'all. It was like it was like two weeks. But that's time. No, like within them two weeks, we probably spent three days together. Okay. Yo, just kill me now.

That's a life time. What's wrong with you? I move the way I move because I'm gonna wait two weeks out of my life than like a year to be honest. I rather. I'll only act crazy after a year. I rather last year just got, you know.

No. But like I literally at the studio and a girl she knew was in there and I was on the girl and she was like, motherfucker, she on my head. I'm like, girl, we didn't spend three days together. It's over.

You know what I'm saying? It's a fuck. And she tried to come back and look for me and I ran and she was chasing after me. And all I seen was the bushes. You had this girl running. I had her chasing. I had her chasing me and I was hiding the bushes and she fucking found me. My manager was like, you're bad from the studio.

Because I could just picture you hiding the bushes thinking you're like incognito in the bushes. I'm not a little. I'm not a little. I didn't see no bushes here. Like he's mad big. I can see running down the alley where you're like, give me a bush right now.

It's the truth. Like, that's fucked up. You're toxic because you could have just dead at her instead of like, but I do the same thing. Instead of just breaking up with a guy, I'll push you until you leave me. But see, that's a thing.

We was never together. According to you. Did she express that she wanted something though? I have never accepted that we were a couple. Yeah, but did she express? Because you don't accept that. It was an entanglement. Entanglement with AD.

Not, but I had it. He's annoying. I got it before where a guy was like that was his girl, but that wasn't my man. Yeah. You got to do it like that though. Yeah, because. But I made it very clear. Like every time he'd say you're my girl, I'm like, no, I'm not.

Yeah. But he, I think he thought I was playing. Listen, when you were in our presence, you are a girl. When we out and we're chilling, this is my girl right here. No, but when you're my presence, you're not my man. You're just a vacuum. What's a vacuum? Like, you're just there for.

head. You're not like, I don't need you for nothing. Whoa. I don't, I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it. You call a niggas vacuum? Just the last one. So a nigger can't bust on your head. No. But you, they're vacuums. Yeah. And if not, then what's the point? Well, you have a different view of life.

Well, I work, so I don't really have time for those types. I work too. I don't have times to date. I don't have enough time to date guys to hide and bushes for me. Like, it's either, you know. Sometimes it's fun, though. The Bush's guys Not the bushes guys They are The guys who act all irrational They are but for bitches

That don't work That's a fact If you don't work Then that's the guy you want to date Yeah someone who's like all about you Wait you want to make a working home depot Me? I don't care

Do you actually not care though I don't care Okay So like if a guy with the orange apron Pulled up on you You gotta be You gotta have mad game You gotta have mad game

I know They can't be white. They can't be white. Why would you want to date a white guy? I've dated white men. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I like white men.

I have white brothers and sisters. What's wrong with white men? Please tell me. To me, I just, every, the last time I went on a date with a white guy, and this was just like, for the fuck of it. Yo, the whole time he was like, talk about our mutual friend. And he's like, like, I tell this guy, you know, be an N-word. Don't be an N-word with an ER. Oh, no.

Yeah. Wait a minute. No, wait a minute. That's different. No, no, no, no. No, no. But you can't categorize all white men in that category, right? Well, every white guy I've ever met, the first thing they asked me is like, wait, you ever fucked a black guy?

And I'm like, why is that your business? Like, but that's, in their mind, it's like, that's the first thing you want to ask. They do get curious about that. And I just, I don't want to be, because I feel like I can be with someone that says shit like that because I can't condone that. So he said it. Love that. He literally said it. And I'm sitting there like horrified.

Like, yo, is this really happening right now? Send me in the profile. I'm going to beat the shit out of him. He's a regular person. Fucker. I'm going to keep a Jeep. Yeah. It can't be dissing my people's.

Yeah, so I can't, I can't fuck that because they're, A, they're corny. So if you watching, nigger, I'm going to fuck you up. Remember A.D. said that she, bitch-ass, nigga. Yeah. That shit made me mad right now. Yeah, you've seen him a little. No. And then he asked you, like, what's your own white man?

Like, I don't know. Not the best reputations. I've never had a curse No that's every one that's every white guy I've ever been around it's like I guess they There was this one guy he was from the Bronx but he was from the white part of the Bronx yeah I know You fucking would have mother not but he was from like the white part was that reveredale or some shit yeah okay but he always made himself seem like he was from the ghetto And I'm like bro anyone from the ghetto never like goes around and has to scream it And he was always just like I'm from the Bronx and I'm like bro relax and he was always always

saying the N word and I was always oh no yeah that that was the last white guy who tried and I was like and everyone told him you're not my type and he's like no but I'm different I'm different I'm a different type of white guy because I don't know what made him think that and uh so we had this whole conversation where I was like you know you shouldn't really say that and he's like you're telling me when you're in private you don't fucking you don't say the N word when you're rapping songs and I'm like no could skip it or just say bitch instead. And we got into a whole argument because... A queen.

We need more like you. Damn, homie. Love that. But you know what it is? What's crazy is every black guy I mess with? The first thing they say is, I'm giving you the pass.

I don't know why the fuck. But the last guy that was like, I'm giving you a pass. Say it. And I'm like, I'm good. Obama can give me the pass. I don't fucking want this shit. And he was like, why?

So he's telling me all this. But this whole time it was a fucking test. Because eventually he told me a story about his ex-girlfriend, how they broke up. And he's like, yo, it's crazy. When this bitch was leaving, she's like, fuck you, you fucking M word. And he's like, damn, that's how this bitch felt about me this whole time. And I'm like. Have me, he gave permission.

Yeah. That's fucked up. Don't get bitches. That's very toxic. Yeah. Yeah, everything y'all do, y'all just be putting bitches through tests. I don't do that. I've had a, I've had a cluster of white women in my time.

You know what I'm saying? I've never told them to call me the N-word, though. Ain't nothing that can make me do that. No one's ever tried to do it anyway? I honestly, look, I'm gonna keep with you. I'm with this girl one time, and we're chilling, right? And she's sitting there telling me her distaste for fucking Donald Trump. And I'm like, bitch you white.

You feel me? I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. But long story short, she ended up telling me her daddy was black. And I said, show me a picture. Her daddy was a light skin, nigga. He had a baby with a white woman. So I understand why she looks more on the wider side.

So I wasn't mad about that. But I would never tell a woman call me a nigger and then like that. That's some weird old shit. Yeah, that's really weird. Yeah. That's really uncomfortable too. So the doorman has to hear you fighting these people that's calling you the N-word and they white. Their life is crazy, complicated.

No, no, no, the white guy didn't even make it out the car. It was more like he was dropping me off. And as I'm leaving, we just got into a conversation. And, you know, because we, like, the way we met was through biz, actually. Shout to Uncle Benz. Uncle Benz. Uncle Beers in the spot tonight. Yeah.

What happened was we threw a barbecue in Long Island during the summer. And they invited these two Russian guys. And one of them was like on my fucking dick the whole night. And we're there, it's hot as fuck. and out of nowhere this bitch passes out and he literally goes, oh no, anyway, what's your number? Like, this guy was such a piece of shit

and with, like, I don't know what happened, but I basically told him, like, leave me the fuck alone, like, because he kept calling me and texted me. And then his brother, his twin brother hits me up and goes, you know, my brother's a really nice person.

And I'm like, okay, that's fine, but he's just not my type. He goes, what about me? Can I take you out? And I was like, oh, fuck now. You know what? Fuck it. And I'm like, let's go.

And we went out. We went to dinner. You got some scallops? No, we just went to Philippe and I got like a bunch of chicken saute. Don't you see that? Chicken saute is viral. I wanted to go there. He didn't want to go there.

They love designer Chinese food. No, they don't. They do not. Every guy I like I ever went there. No. No, everyone's like, this is trash. I could have got better shit at the Chino's spot. But I'm like, okay, well, you know, whatever.

So this motherfucker. And he didn't do nothing wrong. Everything he did like that day was perfect, except when I went to say, okay, bye. N-word yeah you dropped the end bomb n-knit that was the wrong thing you said and I'm gonna find out because you said biz biz where that nigga is what's our business you all I'm on the case cut that is fucking crazy that is so weird to me let me tell you out something because um I'm very happy I have a PS5 coming tomorrow shout to the homegirl cash doll she said put your dick on live you get a PS5

you did no I did not put my dick on live I said when did this occur No, I do not. But this is a next generation of concerts coming. I know women, y'all don't care about the shit like that. But it reminded me of one time I stopped fucking with this girl because she didn't buy me an Xbox. Is that wrong? Yes.

But did you buy her? I didn't buy her shit. Exactly. But let me tell you something. I was fucking with her. We was having a good time. And she told me, she said, what do you want for Christmas? And I said, babe, well, I said,

All I want for Christmas is an Xbox. I think she told you we're going to say, I just want you. No, I ain't anymore like, all I want for Christmas is you. Hell not. Not because even Eddie Murphy said when women fucking reach in their pocket.

When women reach in their pocket, Eddie Murphy said that automatically your pussy just starts drawing up. So I don't think she meant it. You know how bitches reach for the bag during the date? They don't mean that shit. Listen, this is not current AD. This is broke in the hood AD

that will give you some dick for 75. I told her I wanted a goddamn Xbox And she said baby I promise you I'm gonna get you an Xbox But then the next step should have been like what do you want? Yeah Did you you didn't follow up with that? We didn't get we didn't get down to that Because he went and ran into the bush right No this ain't the bush lady but No this ain't the bush lady but I fuck this bitch she didn't get me shit

literally so the release day of the Xbox came out and I'm like Baby, where's my Xbox? She said, it's coming, it's coming. And I'm waiting two, three, four, five days. It's coming, baby. It's coming. I said, bitch, you ain't getting the Xbox on. She said, I never bought it.

Ken. Really? Well, I've had guys ask me my size and not buy me shit, so. It's not the same as an Xbox, but it was the wrong size. I think that's how you find out if a guy has a size of it. It is not the same as an Xbox. I wanted to be immersed in a brand new world. do you feel me i have friends that i could have got an x-box from but i told them

nah i don't need to pre-order it like female friends no i just wanted to know how he was playing i don't believe men and women can really be friends like that can't or can't why do you believe they can't can't i'm gonna keep with you like that they could be friends i feel like if you have attractive friends that you consider friends there's a possibility to I might fuck one day. You know what? My dad always said, I don't believe that a man and woman

could be friends. And I'm like, but what about me? Your dad's a smart man? No, but I said, what about me and my manager? And he goes, that's different.

Manager is different. Yeah. Because money ranks higher. No, but we didn't start off. Like, we're best friends. You know what I mean?

So we're, like, we're friends first and then business second. I know your manager. Yeah. Okay. So, like, that would never happen.

No. So what's what? What? No, it's cool. That's what I'm saying. I believe in that. So men and women could be friends as long as they don't fuck.

Men and women can be friends with stipulations. So it's like if I have a girl that I'm fucking at the time, if she has a best friend, I'm not going to fuck her best friend unless you ask me to. But technically speaking, it's a different story. You know what I'm saying? But those are the stipulations, business and friendship. Because I have some home girls. that I would never touch.

Promise. Is that because you're not attracted to them? It's not even the fact that I'm not attracted to them. It's the fact that they may mess with one of my like close home boys and I don't look at them like that anymore. Well, that's like, what if it's a girl who automatically put them in a sit zone? Like she knows all your friends, but no one's fucked her, including you, no one. And she's just the home girl.

Yeah. You don't have one of those? Like you just kick it with her. Nobody fucked her? No. Yeah. I'm saying in a perfect world. How is it that I managed to be friends with all the boys and no one's fucked me like so it is possible

So it depending how the entanglements are going I may say hey Me fuck none the homies Go fuck with me But what if she's just like you don't look like I feel like No like what I would have platonic like Relations you don't want to ruin the friendship Do you guys have a friendship? Do you guys have a friendship? Who?

The person you're talking about. We're talking about hype with that. Yeah. Like it would never go past that. Yeah. It's a respect thing also. When does that happen though? I feel like one, I feel like that's one-sided though.

And it can go both ways. The man can be feeling like, I would never fuck her or the woman can be like, I would never fuck with him. Yeah. But men are always lurking. Somebody in both of your DMs right now was in the shadows right now. Like, I can't wait. Probably the same person.

And usually. In a perfect world, those be the people that probably end up with y'all. Because y'all deal with ancient people. On purpose, though. On purpose. You get all this shit taken care of. And you say, you know what? You're the one guy that stuck through it the whole time.

He played a good role for 15 years. And he had to hear about all them problems. But in the end, he got you. Nah, because before my manager, I had to. boy me swear. I had a best friend for 10 years and we were like inseparable. And one day he tried some shit. Like he tried to kiss me.

Yeah. And I was and that shit ended the friendship. I was literally like, nah, are you serious? Like now you want to try some. Wait, let me ask you though. Within the 10 years and since the act happened. No, nothing happened. No, no.

Wait, wait, wait. I didn't say nothing happened. I'm talking about him insinuating he had feelings for you. Never. Like I was friends with all his girlfriends. He was friends with all my boyfriend. So it's like, it was always, that was my best friend. Probably by year one, he was plotting.

No. He waited nine years. I believe that. This is my time. I believe that they could reply from the job. Never. And then it just happened out of nowhere. It was like, we're friends with 10 years and I'm dating the guy that's doing life in jail.

And he was like doing the whole, I wouldn't do you like that. And I'm like, whoa. He's a bitch ass thing. He waited for him to go to jail. That's why. He got 10 years, baby. No, he wasn't in jail yet. He got 10 years, baby.

Yeah, this isn't. What's up now? No, this is before he went to jail. Oh, okay. When we first broke up, he went to jail like six months after we broke up. But while, as soon as we broke up, all my homeboys, including him, like, we're like, oh, I wouldn't do you like that. I'm like, yeah, because I wouldn't give you the fucking chance.

Any man will do you like that if you allow him to. That's a fact. But the nigger, he waited 10 years to holler at you. That's what I'm saying. You can't, bro. He probably was plotting from day one. For me, you have to, it has to start off. It can start off as a friendship.

I've never grew to like like someone. It's either I like you or you're my friend. I'm the exact same way. Yeah. Never. Because the more I get to know a person, the more I start like seeing who you really are and being friends with you. I see the real shit you do.

And it's like, ah, fuck him. I'm not letting him do that to me. But see, he probably within them 10 years, he probably was waiting for his window. And within them 10 years, he went and shot for it. And I probably, he probably was like, it's been 10 years. she trusts me this is my time my time has come now

you know what I'm saying but there was a good two years and he still struck out and you lost a friendship but the thing is when you're friends with me you're aware that I'm a horrible girlfriend and I'm a great friend so for you to want to even take it there

you're playing yourself because you're a horrible girlfriend I think you're horrible? I think so yeah yeah she's in there fighting in further to fuck you know that doesn't make her horrible though no I could

really say that like I'm the problem 99% of the time. That's a fact. I'm toxic though. Even if I do fuck with toxic people, I'm the one that fucks it up. Like, because the last guy, he, yeah, he was a piece of shit, but he actually did nothing wrong to me and I purposely would just start with him for no reason. Don't you love that though when you feel like, yeah, motherfucker, you met your match. Nah, I just, I'm like, I'll push a person to see how far they, they allow me to go.

Yeah, and I get this person just didn't play. He wasn't about that corny little kitchen. So you fight in front of your door, man. The white man in your life, call you the N-word. No, I don't have white men in my life except my dad. Not no more. No. Because I never really said.

She was open-minded and it didn't work out. Who did you vote for? I don't vote. I'm Russian. So we don't vote because we have the same president for like mad, long. Who, Putin? Yeah. How long Putin been president for?

Forever. Ever since I was little, I don't know. Oh, shit. And he left. It was a couple of years ago, like five years ago. My dad, no. I don't know where he left office and my dad's like I'm gonna go vote for the next president so he they voted some guy, I call him Misha.

Some Michael. They're they Misha? No, it's like Michael. Michael, but when you say Misha and Russian, it means bear. So some new guy got into office and like a year later I guess Putin just decided to come back and told the guy, right, move over. Yeah. He said Michael Jordan.

Michael Jordan. He's the greatest. No, but we've, the thing is in Russia, our government's corrupt, but we're okay with that. Here, it's like it's corrupt, but they try to act like it's not. So, like, I don't vote because I feel like Trump only won because nobody won a Hillary. Trump didn't win. Last time. No, she's not talking about last time.

I'm not talking about this time. Are you crazy? Last time because I even. I'm about saying, no. News flash. We have a new president of that. That'd be funny, though. And I'm like, what?

What are you talking about? No, that time he only won. If he was running against anyone else except for Hillary, he would have not won. It's just no one likes her. Yeah. Yeah. It's the same cycle with him. She's not going to be, like, if we're going to have a woman president, it's not going to be her.

I'm sorry. Like, I don't, the only president I'd accept as a woman, because I don't want a woman president, to be honest. I, like, where I come from, I think. I wouldn't be mad if Oprah was president. No, Michelle Obama. That's the only person. I would definitely be mad if Oprah was president. Why?

She's a sellout. like you get a stimulus check and you get a stimulus check and you get a stimulus check not not because did you get a stimulus check no I didn't actually do you pay taxes yeah how do you not get one I didn't get one I got one and I paid taxes I can get one I closed my drug deal and I'm like okay I need an ounce right now I literally bought weed with my shit that fire wait you not are you a citizen I'm a citizen in Russia and here so if I ever decide to murder my husband I could just go there Murder your husband.

Yeah, that's why I kept the dual citizenship in case. I'm not going to happen. She already fighting in front of the motherfucking, um. I'm just playing, but no, no, no, you're not playing. But yeah, I have dual citizenship. So every time I go to Russia, I show my Russian passport. So I skip the long lines. And then when I come to America, I go on them, like, on the line.

Because no one really has, you know, like, sometimes I really got to stop and tell my dad, thank you. Because you really saved me from sucking mad dick to be here. Like, because a lot of Russian. Russian bitches for Russia. If you think you never watched like 90 Fiancee like. Yes, I have watched 90 Fiance. Look at the type of guys.

These bitches have to date to end up in America. Thank you, Dad. I don't have to do any of that. My favorite for 90 day fiancee is Danielle Mohamed. You ever seen that? Which one? Okay. Muhammad, I don't know where he comes from, but he's like, he's like Hispanic for sure.

And she's like, if you don't do this, you're, I'm going to get you deported. Oh, that's from like the first season. That was really sad to me because he's like this young. Yo, Muhammad is my favorite. He's like this 22 year old guy like getting yelled out by this 69 year old lady who wants sex all the fucking time. And she's mad nasty looking. To be fair. If you're a 69 year old woman and you're going to give me citizenship, I would do that shit.

Bro, I used to watch that. That should be like, damn, that bitch gets more dick than me. I have a big edge. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. I like Angela. Yeah. She's like.

I don't know. She's Michael. Michael. Yeah. I want to have a baby. Like she's a thousand. That shit crazy. No, but Daniel Mohammed.

I was, that's, I never knew a 90 day fiancé. Adam is like he really likes that show. It's a great show. And I was like, have you ever heard of Daniel? Lanham probably put him on to it.

I don't know who got on. That's like a show like every girl putting a man on. That's a fact. That is a fact. Because you're really going to go like home right now and no one's there and you're going to put on a knee fiancee. No, I'm gonna play my PS5 that's coming to mind. Oh yeah.

You know what I'm saying? I literally canceled studio time tomorrow so I can play PS5 all day tomorrow. Are you kidding? That's so sad. No. It's not sad. I don't want no pussy tomorrow. I want to play PlayStation.

Oh yeah, Josh was important here. I'm gonna be cheap. I told all the homies, look. Challenged. He's challenged. Why am I challenged, yes. Does he? Do you want to play video games all day at your big age?

Like, no, that's what they, honestly. What's wrong with playing video games? You rather play video games and be out doing other things? You rather me play video games? Then I, wait, no, we're not talking about me and you. No, I know. Okay. You're making this too personal.

Jesus Christ. I hate you. I guess he's chilling in L.A. Because in Miami, you would have been drunk by now. Oh, that's a fact. Well, first of all, Yazzie had like eight DUIs, something like that. How many are you at? I had one DUI.

By the way, I'm taking... Everyone in New York has had one DUI. I'm only your close friends. I didn't see your certificate. Yeah. All right. Let's talk about it. Okay, I have recently enrolled in the DUI class because I do plan on being a safer driver.

You know, I don't want to put anybody in harm's way. I don't want to put myself in harm's way. I learned my lesson. You know what I'm saying? We're driving sober. All of that. Okay? Do not drive drunk.

It's not worth it. It's a New York thing. I think everyone's how to DIY now. I don't know. You know what's crazy about New York? Your traffic is so crazy. Like, I don't understand how y'all get an accident. No, it's not.

During the daytime is worse here, but, like, during a daytime in New York, like, it's literally like back-to-back traffic. No, you just got to drive like GTA, honestly, in New York. You just got a bobbing weave. No kids. Do not drive like GTA. Oh, I mean, safe driving. Always, yeah.

That's probably why I don't drink because in New York, you're going to get stopped. So that my biggest fear was going to jail drunk. Because when I go out, like, you don't want to get arrested in your club clothes. Girl, they had to cut my ponytail out when I took my mugshot. I was so mad. I see your mug shot, too. No, you were looking like bow wow. Let me see.

No. You said, let me see it. I didn't see it yet. They took your shit off? Yeah, because I had one of those twisty buns, like those Karucci buns, like tied up real tight, and I didn't know they were going to take it out. Oh, because you can't have a rubber band because they think you're going to kill yourself with it. I don't know what.

And I was crying. My mascara was running. And I just left the hospital, I looked like some shit. No, when I got arrested, oh my God. They were like, I guess because we were both white. they're like, oh, they're going to fuck you up. They were trying to scare us. Like, in Bookings, they're going to beat you. And I'm like,

they're going to beat you. The cops in, um, in Betts and Hearst. Okay. So the cops are like, oh, when you go to bookings, like, you know, watch out. And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like, I became friends with every person in there. But they, that was like the worst fucking experience because like you're there for some bullshit. And, no, I was there for some crazy shit.

I'm not going to lie. When I got, um, got, um, put in holding, I was in there with, some like crackhead who looked like Robin Williams. It was a bad experience. Do not this Rob Williams. I love Robin Williams. My nigga, Patch Alps. Mrs. Doubfire is my favorite movie.

Ms. Dauphire, what's my favorite movie, though? But yeah, it was scary. I didn't like that at all. So I learned my lesson. Let me ask y'all something, though. What is the, that you think is the worst excuse a man ever gave y'all? For one. Period.

A date, pulling up on you. Because I didn't do some crazy shit. What do you mean like crazy shit? Like why he didn't make it or why he? Yeah, why he flayed. Okay, look, let me give you a, let me give you an understanding, right? So let's say a nigga hit you up and he says, hey, let's go on a date Thursday. And Thursday comes up, right?

One time, I'm going to say one time, one time I had another girl that I wanted to deal with at the time. You know what I'm saying? Newlo joint. I probably faked like a five or six hospital visits. Yeah, I didn't know. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. I didn't know that when you take yourself to an emergency that they're billing you. Yeah.

You get what I'm saying? That's how that works. I didn't know that. Yeah, I mean? So I will meet a girl and I'd be like, I'm going to go out with this girl. And the reason I ain't asking my phone because I'm in the hospital, I ain't got an accident. So I will take myself to emergency and I tell them. I don't feel good.

I don't feel good. I don't feel good. And shit like that. Right? They would admit me. They got to give me the goddamn band. And the girl would text me and say, bitch-ass, nigga, you flake today, whatever situation is.

Bitch, I'm in the hospital. I got an accident today. You get what I'm saying? I used to do that shit. I promised you to do that shit. So I would have my band. I'll take a picture. You sitting there getting mad at me when I was hurt today.

They were like, oh, baby, I'm sorry. I didn't know that you was hurting the shit. But I had my motherfucking band little did I know I'm getting charged 1,300 every time I come to emergency You're an idiot I did that shit like six times Really dumb Really dumb

And I really I really post on Instagram A picture me with a hospital girl like this I'm thinking this shit is free Oh and everyone like getting better You feel me I'm thinking this shit is free with Obama care I'm holding up my mother fucking hospital bracelet and shit like that you are a deep man let me tell you something i see my

credit report jesus crudson oh it was bad yeah i sold it later on i'm saying i gave him a little something something something but guys don't really flake like that but i've never had a guy flake on me and then be like oh i got arrested or disappeared like you can't oh i did that too what disappear i've said that um i had a dead valentine's day i remember one valentine's day day I said I said man my uncle died you feel me the day before my uncle died I got to Las Vegas I got to go to the funeral and she's like baby I'm here for you and shit like that and uh this is I don't feel bad for nobody no this is the old AD the new AD you can how long ago was the old AD like last week like two two years ago okay you know I'm saying

that's enough time to girl fuck it now but Like right before Valentine's Day, I'm like, Valentine's Day. You have to be Valentine's. There are two days. No, three days actually. No. There's three days that a woman will find out her work with a nigger.

It is fucking Valentine's Day. Christmas. It is Christmas. St. Patrick's Day. I'm kidding. No, they ain't the same Patrick's Day. We ain't over here. No, no, her birthday don't count.

It's not a holiday. Are you kidding? Just her birthday. Are you joking? New Year's Eve. No. What? No.

I've had women who said, you ain't spent New Year's Eve with me? You don't want to wake up? I don't want to spend New Year's with them because the way you start the year is how you, the whole year is going to go. So if you want to end the year with the nigger that you did with. No, no, no, you're in 2019. You're not going to be at 2020. 2020, like, I want to enter the year with my friends that I know for a fact they're going to be around. I don't want some temporary loser.

That's why you fighting with the Dorman. And the door is watching you fight these nicks. I'm not going to lie. I got cuffed last New Year. So. That was a mistake. Okay. But I've been told, right, in my experiences, women say you don't want to spend New Year's with me?

It's your birthday. You don't want to start the year with me? No. Okay. It's your birthday. It's got to be your birthday. Yeah, because I've gotten somebody over the fact that they didn't text me on my birthday, but that's because I literally called them and we wasn't even on good terms.

I do that too. I get toxic on my birthday. Listen, but Valentine's Day, though, at Valentine's Day coming up, I said, I say, you know what? I'm going to tell this bitch I got a dead uncle. My uncle just died. I said Uncle Charles died, baby. I need to go out there for the goddamn funeral and shit like that.

I ain't got no Uncle Charles, first of all. Yo, what? Yo? I ain't got Uncle Charles. I flew out to motherfucking Vegas and I'm out there with a little joint. But this is how karma happens. No, karma for show. because my God brother

shout out to DeAndre he knows his shit my god brother happened to be out there with his woman at the time and they were on a date and me and this girl we vibe and we having a good ass time and he was like let's go to dinner together I ain't thinking nothing of it we go to dinner together at the fucking table

with the girl he's going to ask me so ad how's your girlfriend been I'm like oh my god good for you good for you but that's what my karma get though yeah good for you

he said how is your girlfriend being I'm like fuck good for you what happens to everybody but I had this big ass room about as I'm getting to draws on Valentine's Day I already lied and said my uncle Charles died I got to continue to do this shit

oh the bitch you're with I didn't get a pussy that day. I did not. Valentine's Day, though. See, I don't like Valentine's Day to be honest because it's like men are forced to buy flowers. I'd rather a guy buy flowers on a Tuesday because for no reason.

If I feel like you're buying flowers because you feel like you have to or this pussy's gone forever, I don't want those flowers. Yeah, I'm not going to That's not genuine. No, every Valentine's Day, like even if I'm in a relationship, I always say like can we just make it like a regular day?

why do we have to make like make it a fake holiday So you don't like appreciate like a fancy dinner and like No I've very high maintenance Me? No why last Valentine's Day I was like let's get a movie And we got Chinese food and we just went home But that's like but that's still something to do on Valentine's Day Yeah you know I mean I'd rather be alone to be honest But since we have to be together like I don't you know we could get Chinese food

I've been done everything like I didn't make fake booking flyers for me to go to another city Wow That's a good idea I didn't even think to do that. Rapper perks. You're a demon for that. I didn't have a graphic designer here. Here's $120.

Baby. I have this booking in Massachusetts. That's fucked up. I'll be back in three days. I didn't do all the type of shit. I'm not proud of that shit, though. How about this? This is my worst, right?

I go to San Jose one time, right? With the homies, we turn the fuck up. We go to the show. We do the show in San Jose. I was fucking with a girl from San Jose at the time I knock her down I see her best friend she keeps looking at me and shit like that you understand her best friend fucking left

she came back to the room yeah I'm gonna keep a G though I'm gonna keep a hundred yeah it's not safe out here y'all protect your heart this is the past I don't know anything I feel bad about it I feel bad about it but I told her she came back to the room we chill in the room She says, what's up, A.D.? I said, listen.

She said, you fuck with my home girl. I can't fuck with you. I said, listen, you've been to L.A. before? She said, I ain't never been to L.A. I said, I'll book you a ticket. She said, book me a ticket right now. We can have some fun. I went to motherfucking Google.

And I fucking Googled a plane flight. Little did she know, it said China. On that motherfucker. No, yeah It's not safe out here It's not safe out here You might as well just be a treas And I did what I was supposed to do

No I try to do that to a guy I've never had a guy try to flake on me But I've tried to flake on a guy Like this guy came to New York for a week And I was like I'm going to Vegas to do skits And I really booked a ticket

Just to not be in New York that week And the fucked up thing is I got sick Out of nowhere I just woke up the morning I was supposed to fly out And I'm like damn It's too bad I can't see you

But I felt like I was dying So I fucking measure my temperature And I was, this is before Corona happened. So I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with me? I couldn't get it. All your shit is recent. Yeah. Damn.

Well, no, I have a lot of fucked up stories. I'm just trying to. I'm a podhead. So I'm just telling you what I remember. And I'm laying in bed and I'm fucking dead. And the whole week, he's like, called me to see if I'm better. And I'm like, I really was genuinely so sick. But, and that was like, uh, next time I should, I could have just not done that.

I don't know how to fuck that happened. Yeah. I only got flicked on one time and it was recent. How? So we were supposed to go to a gun range, and he forgot I was in his close friends, and he had told me that, like, he wasn't feeling well or whatever. He had, like, some business shit to do, too. I'm still in his close friends.

He's at a gun range with another bitch, and I said, oh, okay. Sounds like me. You couldn't. Wasn't me? No. I'm saying wasn't 18. What a minute. Because I did it to judge.

Oh, wow. No, it wasn't 18, but yeah, like, I was in his close friends. That's crazy. Sound like it's real like this. No, but once I was supposed to take this guy to a gun range and instead I just took this other guy, but I don't have a close friend's list. Oh, really?

Why not? Because I want you to fucking, the same reason that if I want to look at your shit, I'm going to look from my real page. I want you to know I fucking seen it. And when I post it, I want you to see it. Yeah. Okay.

I can respect that. Yeah. Okay. I'm so sorry in the middle of the show. I have the peace so bad. Can you ladies talk in chat? I don't want to end the show because we have a good conversation.

I don't know. I don't leave it. What's saying? Yeah, so AD is just not shit. That's basically what we got from all of that. Oh, wait, he's flaking on us. No. His uncle just died.

Not, but I mean, my grandma died maybe 20 times. But this is after she actually passed away. What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't lie on dead. No, but if the person's already dead, technically you can't wish death upon them so much. That's also a fact. And I never thought of that. I just always thought it's so morbid.

Never wanted to pull that card. But that's the thing. What is the guy going to say to you? Let's say you flake on a guy, like, you don't feel like going no more. And he goes, what happened? You feel bad telling him I didn't feel like going anymore because I realized like, like, I just don't want to go. So the best thing to do is to say one of my family members died. What is he going to say?

Oh, come anyway? What? I mean, there's, there's some demons out here. What man is going to say prove it? There are some demon die. Because if you say prove it, I'd be like, you want me to prove to you my fucking family members are dead? Are you crazy? Fuck, you never talk to me again.

But you like them crazy. Yeah, honestly, the type of guys I date will probably show up to the funeral just to make sure that there really is a funeral and there wouldn't be one. And that is so unhealthy. I had a guy drive me to a funeral home before. What? And he's like, do you want me to go with you? I wore the whole black dress. No, the fuck you do.

I swear on everything. And I was like, no, you don't have to go with me because he hasn't met my family yet. Yeah. But I went into the funeral home and I was there for a good like 20 minutes and they're like, are you looking for someone? I'm like, no. Oh my God. Well, you got lucky though. I got lucky that they didn't.

that they didn't say who the fuck is just crazy, they're just walking around if you're home for no reason. You definitely got lucky. That's great. I just never had to lie to that extent. Like, I would rather tell you. Like, I would rather tell you. Like, it's just not.

Tell you what? You would tell a guy straight, like, you're not. I've done it. Yeah. I've told guys I'm not fucking because I just don't. But every time a girl says I'm not fucking. Like, I feel like it's almost like you're giving them a challenge in a way. No, I'm dead ass.

Like, if I tell you I'm not fucking, I'm not fucking. And it's because your dick is little. you don't have big dick energy, you're weird. So I just know it's not hitting. It doesn't, it's like not necessarily it's not always about the size of the prize It's about the motion in the ocean And I just know there's some people that just don't got it

That you can tell, right? You know who you're gonna fuck before you fuck. I think the bigger the dick, the worst sex, to be honest. Yeah, yeah, I've had that. I need like medium size. Smaller, yeah, smaller medium. Right in the middle. Yeah.

But yeah. Why? Because guys with big dicks, they don't really need to try that hard because they feel like, it's like a hot girl. She just thinks she don't got to really do much. And a guy with a big dick, same thing. You don't have no personality. Yeah, with them, every guy with a big dick, you have no personality, and you're trash,

because you don't fucking feel like you got to do anything. And guys with really big dicks are very into themselves, and it's just like, bitch, who's the bad bitch here? No, I met a lot of guys who had small penises that were really. What the fuck? You guys talking about me? I don't know. My conversations always go to, like, sex or food.

So we're talking about size. Yeah, but it's not about the size of the prize. It's about the motion in the ocean, for sure. Nah, but, no. You can't come with no, like, crazy little shit, though. Nah, I did a guy before who, the issue was so small and uncircumcised. You were, like, sucking like this. So you had that pullback, pullback squad.

Was it that little like that? Never wrong, you got a pullback, fellas. Nah, that's, you got a pull back and banana. The lime in the coconut. Mix it all. But those are the only guys that don't send dickpicks. Banana. They never, I've never received the dick pick that was uncircumcised.

Yeah, I, yeah. Those guys are always like, no, I don't do that. And then when you see. the dick, you're like, I see now why you don't do that because nobody wants to look at that shit. I don't send dickpicks though, because I have a fucking name. That's different. No, you can't. You right. Because bitches are literally sent screenshots.

What possesses? I don't know. Dickpicks are just not it. Like, it's just not it. Like, don't pull up. Fuck I'll walk into. I went to go pee. And the first thing we thought is like, penises. Yeah, that's literally. As soon as you left, we change the subject to penises. And dickpicks

and shit? Yeah. Yeah. What's the craziest DM you ever got from a bitch? DM? Yeah. Take. It's crazy. It was a girl from Wisconsin, and she told me to eat numbing cream with her. Numbing cream.

Nah, to eat numbing cream. That's the craziest. Eating numbing cream ain't crazy, yo? I mean, it's definitely up there, but it's not like super. I don't know. She has to eat numbing cream with me. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't fucking know. Somebody sent me a video of them dragging off like two weeks ago. Oh, but that's like regular. And I'm like, okay. You said that as a regular. Yeah. I get that every day. My least, my least favorite is when they take their dick and like a bottle and they'll place it next to the bottle.

I see that. But to me it's like. Purverse. So you could see like the size of the chin and I'm just like, oh. Peethans. Yeah. Yeah. Spendulous.

I fuck the shit out of you and it'll be a guy that looks like this. You know what? You know what? So we have a homie with no jumper. He has sex with an orange. How do you feel about that? Sex and a what? Sex with an orange.

Like the fruit. Yep, you heard correct. Like you poke a hole in it and you just stick your dick in? He poked a hole in the orange. And that's the point. Which one? It was a clitoron.

Poor year you. Not wait. Are you cutting it like on some, what's that movie? I don't know how he did it. With a great food chip. Like it's a great food chip. He wanted the citrus pussy. Isn't that girl's trip?

Yeah, yeah. Like in girls' strip where they cut it and they just... I've never seen the movie. Yeah, you cut in both sides and then you like jerk off with it kind of. Like that? Because how do you stick your dick in an orange? Isn't your dick in a burn? Does the acid?

Yeah, the acid. Yeah, so he had to cut it in like the size. Do oranges give you acid? Orange is the acidic. I wouldn't want to stick my pehole in an orange. Why don't you try it? I'm not going to try that. Oh, that makes sense.

Russian people are, well, I'm Russian and... That's what I would say. Yeah. Don't talk about our people. We're crazy. So I believe that. What's the crazy shit Russians do, though? That definitely is weird.

I don't know what. Clementine. I always have people ask you. Lois he ain't fucking no cuties. I'm going to sit there and tell Yuri something wrong with him, girl. Those are Clementine. You said what? Those are Clementines.

Cudies are Clementines. Oops. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. When people first meet me, they say, say, oh, do you, like, cut a hole in a water metal and put a bottle of vodka

in it? Like, they think that's, like, what we do all the time. Okay, now why is that a stigma? Because we do do that. This turned to a nasty, nasty podcast. I said, no. Nasty. No, what the fuck. I'm just saying nasty. No, because

everyone did that once. Like, you cut a hole in the watermelon to put a bottle of vodka in it so that the liquor gets in it, and when you cut it and you eat it, you get drunk from eating the watermelon. That's actually so fire. Yeah. Why does your mind automatically go to me? I'm definitely down. In my culture, we don't do that.

When we eat watermelon, we do not fuck off the watermelon. Josh, when you're asking what the craziest thing Russians do. Oh, and in my neighborhood, in the wintertime, there's this shit called Polar Bales Club, and people literally just jump in the water when it's winter. And that's normal. Every year. Well, I don't do that. I don't like the cold.

I used to fuck with a girl from Mississippi, and it was strange to me. She told me they used to do cow tipping. You heard of that? That's so fucked up. That's so white. That's so fucking. She said like they were literally, you ever heard of them? We ain't got shit to do.

It's a thing. It's a thing. What? You know a knock over cows? I didn't know if you knock over a turtle, then that. See, we don't have that in Brooklyn. We got to like, we just go to the movies. You know, there ain't got no cows in Brooklyn?

Just big bitches. We just got football player bitches, but we don't got actual cows. Especially in the Bronx. Them bitches be lying back. What? No, in Brooklyn, we got the lime. But they can't fight. It's all good.

I like Brooklyn bitches, though. They can't fight. You be fighting girls? Me? Yes. I feel like, um, I feel like, um, When I was younger, I had beef with every bitch in my neighborhood because the guy I was with, I guess, you know, fucked every bitch and then wiped me up. So every bitch wanted to fight me.

And one day the super bitch came and smacked me and I beat the shit out of her so bad that everyone just left me alone after that. So you got hands. You beat in front of the door, man. I have hands, but I think no one really expects it for me. So when it happens, they're like, oh, shit, I will keep it like that. You know who you remind me of? Coella DeVille. Wow.

1001 Dalmatians Yeah The lady that kid We definitely get it You compare me to a villain that kidnaps puppies Yeah So that's why we wanted you to elaborate And last episode I killed the puppy

The name was bagel Rest and peace Are you serious? Yes I thought she was a sweet girl before You came on this show You really think my manager would be friends With a sweet girl?

No Exactly We're going to end on that note This is at the end of the day with Yazzie in Karela Deville, aka damn homie. I know that's right. Okay.