No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 60 w/ Adam22
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Hey, it's at the end of the mother.
It's at the end of the motherfucking day.
A special happy birthday.
The man, the myth.
The legend himself.
Bladham 22.
He's coming over.
White, no jumper.
Coming on the BNJ.
No, ain't it.
My class.
The BNJ.
The BNJ network right here.
Wait, how old are you turned today?
38.
I'm 38, baby.
Damn.
38 special.
And you had them jeans on yesterday.
Yeah.
The nigg said, fuck it.
These ain't no different than regular jeans.
I'm gonna rock them for a while.
I fuck with the Balenci, though.
You do?
That shit hard as fuck.
Yeah.
Bum ass shoes.
I got at Walmart.
Oh, I ain't gonna test the home.
Well, where is he?
Get him some higher one.
He wasn't supposed to come right now.
Oh, he said he was going to come, though, because we're going out after.
He's coming?
He was going to come.
He probably had home with an insulin needle hanging out of his arm.
He might come.
He's crazy.
I ain't going to lie.
House phone been.
He's been on point lady, bro.
Yeah.
The hospital visit aside?
The hospital visit aside, he's been on point.
I just think we need to go hard on Housephone
Because, you know, like, if you see Housephone
Getting fucked up at this point, it's like,
like, if I saw you drinking now, I'll be like upset.
But I don't think like, I don't think Housephone, like,
I think he had that scare because everybody needs that scare.
Like, I think he had that scare that like his life is on the line now.
That's what we're all hoping for.
And he's not going to, you know, he ain't going to play around with that shit.
I just hope it takes and that he actually like grows up a little bit
because if he doesn't, he's on the podcast.
His shit is all out in the open.
So the people at home probably feel the same way I am
where if they can tell that he's partying and shit,
they're going to be a little bummed out too.
Nobody wants to see any bad happening, you know?
Yeah, nah.
I mean, I don't know what the fuck y'all be talking about.
So I have to actually kick it with him to know what he'd be doing
on his personal time.
Because from what I look like, from what I see,
he don't do shit.
He's just cool.
Well, he said yesterday he had diabetes.
Yeah.
Because he just did like a week in the hospital.
In the hospital?
Like he actually diagnosed with it?
Yeah, he's diagnosed with it.
He got to prick his finger twice a day.
He got to take pills for every meal.
Like, for real.
He even said, too, like, I picked him up from his crib to take him to go to Complexcon.
That nigga said his foot was numb the whole fucking time.
I said, damn.
I'm like, I wish you would have told me that shit, bro.
I'd have said, fuck Complex Con.
He said he'd take you in.
He said his foot was numb.
Oh.
It's like normally the good friend thing to do is to kind of like not be like all up in your
homies business and stuff but at this point it does kind of feel like we need to kind of like put
pressure on him to but i don't know like does that work to like try to push him in the right direction
i mean it's all it's all about what you want to do for yourself at that point you can try to push him
in the right direction but it's only so much you could do because we don't go home with the nigger
you feel me like you got to be support system like sitting right there you feel me like so once he
go and leave out this door it's only so much you can do all you can do is spread up and life is
hard, bro. Like, some people,
bro, you don't never know what people are going through.
You know what I mean? Like, it's cool for these goddamn
cameras, but when this shit on, everybody
take their problem to their pillow. You know what I mean?
They own personal problems and stuff like that.
So, you know, all we could do is hope
and pray that, you know, bro, bro, do what he's
supposed to do, you know what I'm saying? And all you fucking
kids, if you see him out and about,
don't give him drugs, don't give him
alcohol, don't give him a hamburger,
salads,
and water only. And they can do drugs like
that? I've never seen him do drugs.
I haven't seen him to do drugs
in a long time
so I don't know where he's at
but I can't say that
in the past
it was impressive
yeah I'm like
I've never seen it
I've heard
but I've never like
I've never seen him
do anything other than smoke
I don't fucking get diabetes
and this fat fuck
sitting over here
he's still y'all
he's just fucking
like
you got plenty of time
to get diabetes
you big motherfucker
he's only 21
that's what you all I say
yeah
come on dog
the right side of your body
got the head beating
bitch
Stupid bitch
You got a
Man we got to prick his whole body
You're too fat ass
Man this motherfucker
You gotta get a sword
Yeah
Yeah
You gotta get a sword
Good
They're like
Every episode of this podcast
There's like a timer
Until
Duno resorts to an arm joke
It's okay
It always happens
Come here my brother
man
We're going crazy
And I
End up another thing about it real quick
If I wouldn't be surprised, like, if you were to drink,
I wouldn't be like, fuck ADD, why you're drinking?
I understand.
I would be.
But there's limits to shit.
Like, let's say it was like, example.
Let's just say your song went billboard, Hot 100, Top One.
If you were to take a starter, so I wouldn't be like, stupid fucking AD, fuck off, go home,
but I'll be like, okay, but don't, doesn't mean go party for the rest of the month every day, you know what I mean?
Is there anything so good that could happen to you in your life that you would have some drinks?
honestly I'm like terrified to drink some tequila
I promise you bro like the doctor the doctor told me he said
hey start drinking rare wine it's going you know
it'll level your blood pressure down it's going you know what I'm saying
it's good it's good just you know a glass of mine
you got high blood pressure yeah now I've been at that for a minute
now you're sick as a bitch oh me god leave
nigga I've been saying that I went like I told you I went in for the COVID
test and I found that shit out but what happened was I start taking the medication
my body got used to it nigger
nigger i started checking my shit nigger my shit was nigger normal nigger for like
a month and a half two months and then i was like i don't need this shit no more and i stopped
taking the medicine you feel me so it was your fault it was my fault okay yeah everything was going
good until i did that shit so i started fucking getting off the shit and then i started eating bad again
you feel me how you know how you can tell if you got high blood pressure i put me personally now
it's wrap the thing around your arm right well they wrap the thing around your arm but me personally
nigga my fucking vision
start fucking up again you feel me
that's gotta be scary yeah it's like
like like that's crazy yeah bro like you like
like no bullshit your vision
it feel like your body feel
like you like you like I felt like
I was like 70% control of my body
wow and that's the only way I can describe it
and my vision like at night time
I'm like I'm having a hard time seeing
and shit like you in hypertension
and shit okay yeah tell duna all the side of first
because it's coming
No, man, man, we're trying to be asking.
You know what I'm a birthday, you feel me?
Got in the day, I'm trying to, you feel me,
you feel me for the gym?
I've been bawling up.
Yeah, man, I've been bawling up.
I've been, man, I ain't tired of, you feel me?
I'm trying to be.
Hey, bro.
And you know, you know what's crazy?
Like, regardless, like, like, hot phone.
He's, I'm pretty sure he, like, he's not a super,
but that shit also be, like.
Serenitaires.
Yeah, yeah, I should.
But you know what you can do that nobody don't do?
Swim, motherfucker.
Oh, no, yeah, yeah, for the gym I started up for?
No.
Nobody ain't doing that for the work out, dog.
You're actually like working out as like you have to think of something that other people aren't doing.
He could just do what everybody else is doing.
No, he's swimming.
He's a lifeguard.
Where?
Like a pool or out of a beach?
They got a pool, pool, pool, pool, pool.
Yeah, swim.
I'm not really trusting you to guard the beach.
The ocean is a powerful motherfucker.
You're trying to call him a big motherfucker?
I'm just saying like if I'm, if I'm 800 feet out and I'm a 10 foot wave.
out of your house.
I just cracked my head on a fucking barnacle.
You really think he's going to make it out there to get me?
Or would I rather have David Hosselhoff and Pamela Anderson?
Pam, Pam, going to come get me.
Look.
That's what I'm living.
Hey, but like you say, hereditary, bro, I found out, nigga, I told my mom.
My mom had it.
She said, I've been taking blood pressure medication for like a last couple years.
You didn't fucking tell me?
And my mom's had it for even doing it for, what, 10 years probably?
How do you get off that shit?
They have to give, like, you have to, like, win you off of that shit.
shit. What was that? Wing you off of that shit. Like, you can, like, they can, you can,
you can get better. You can take less medicine. The doctor has to basically,
you know what I'm saying? But you have to, like, he told me, he said, you got to lose some
more weight. Like, if you want to get off of this shit, got to lose some more weight, drink
more water and stay off of the alcohol and stuff. So, I found out he's deceptibly heavy.
That's, what? He said when he started working here, it's 310. I was, I was 310. I was
310. Not, bro, because I'm taller. My weight is in my leg. Right now.
Now you weigh 30 pounds more than me, and I feel like the average person, if they saw it standing side by side, would say that we were like pretty much the same weight.
Maybe you were a little more obese if they said that.
I think you just got a little bit more thickness.
Oh, no.
A little more junk in the trunk.
You know, and he got a metal leg.
I'm gaining weight, too, man.
You finally eating?
Yeah, yeah.
All that feed the children donations came in.
I've been 160.
I've been 160 pounds since high school.
Damn.
Oh, God.
Hey, y'all bought the shit?
bring it in right now oh boy what are they gonna do
hey you said 160 since high school
160 since high school i think i was born 160
i hopped on the scale the other day i was
183 i was like
you happy you probably just had jipole
jopold I was happy but at the same time like hold on
my pants getting fucked up like now I see like if my pants
getting tighter because I try to put on some 34s it wasn't fucking with me
but that's why he's the option is because
Because we all our whole lives have been having to avoid food and try to lose weight.
He's that motherfucker who is not going to lose weight.
No, that's not true.
You know what's crazy?
Until I hit puberty, bro.
Bro, I was skinny my whole life.
Really?
Until I hit seventh grade.
Doesn't say you a fucking liar.
Huh?
Man, hold on.
I got a little good.
I was like, hold on a little stomach.
I was in seventh grade.
Right now that I'm thinking about it, like, that shit is true.
But we all be like trying to watch what we eat outside.
Tiro will be having a plate full of everything.
You need to be like, yeah, man, all right, man.
Except when I ate a shrimp.
You know what?
You know when you're around a skinny dude
and you start to like realize
their skinny tactics?
Like, they'll like get a sandwich
and like not finish the sandwich.
And to me, I'm like,
you can do that?
Like my whole life, if I get a sandwich,
I'm eating the sandwich.
I mean every last fry.
I'm eating the ketchup packets, the mayonnaise, whatever.
I don't finish shit.
I don't finish.
You know what I literally what I have to do now?
Because like, let's say I got like,
you buy a.
thing of candy, right? You buy it from the store. You don't mean to eat everything in the candy
thing, bro, but you keep digging in it. And you know you're going to keep doing it. I drop,
I throw that shit out the window to stop a nigga now. You want to know what's crazy? Man, you know what
I do? To finish water bottles, I throw the cap away. Because now I got to finish the motherfucker.
Because I can't close it. No cap. No cap. Hey. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at that.
Oh! Yeah. Let's start it.
you.
Happy birthday, dear.
Happy birthday to you.
Fuck your birthday.
Come on, man.
Thank you guys so much.
Like the candle, like the candle, man.
He got to blow them shit out.
Blum up.
Niggia, you should have had the whole thing feel with candles for this old ass nigg.
Well, he vaccinated so we can eat that shit.
Go on.
Are he just blew on the cake?
Come on the mic.
Somebody give me a nap.
Shout out to big chief.
Yeah.
The big chief.
My boy really need a napkin.
We really, look at all this fucking A.D.
We're going to be smoking for, oh, this ain't even the AD weed.
No, that's the other shit.
It's probably better.
Hell yeah.
We got some.
Now, look, look, look, we got the new.
Let's up, Mikey, the big, the big pants right there.
Light it up.
You know what I'm saying?
The big cigar ones, you know what I'm saying?
Light it up.
So much.
Look at that with the wood tips.
Oh, wow.
Wow, wow.
Big Chief.
You're coming strong, bro.
Big Chief budget different.
Wow.
What did you get the hum me for his birthday?
We're getting everything.
No, what you get him?
Nick, we got him this shit.
Who is we, motherfucker?
We are a unit.
Where did you?
We are a unit.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
Your homies really don't be getting you shit for your birthday.
That's how you really know.
That's how you really know that's your friend because he ain't got you shit.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't really like people getting me shit.
He said that plenty of times.
Getting like a thoughtful gift, I can respond appropriately.
Like, this is very sweet.
It's thoughtful.
I fucks with it.
if somebody were to like buy me
a Gucci wallet I'd be like
God damn this makes me feel so goddamn weird
Bro, I don't know
Last year I'm just thinking of something like material
I feel weird to me
I seen you just sit here like this
And then nigga you got like
an office mug or something
And you was just like
Oh I was high
It was the best boss ever
Yeah Scott
Who got it for him Josh?
Number one boss
He's like I got it myself
It's special gifts
You know what they got me for my birthday
A whole bunch of Don Julio
They added to my high blood
They added to my high blood pressure
Y'all think it's talking over here
Like y'all, you're like, y'all 60 years old.
What's you mean?
Bro, what you say?
For whose birthday's coming up next?
That's a good question.
Well, it's mine right now, so definitely ain't me.
What's your month?
March.
April?
June.
It's him.
No, Josh is you?
It's you.
March?
March?
Oh, Josh.
Fuck, Nass.
He's on a camera.
right now.
He's Jewish.
She won't celebrate birthdays.
Is that you, Joe?
Fuck.
I'm about a sick guy.
No, what's the religion that doesn't celebrate
birth?
Jehovah's Witness.
I thought that was the,
when I was a kid in school,
there's a bunch of Jehovah's Witness
that did not celebrate their own birthday.
Oh, my God.
I thought it was the most abusive thing
I ever heard of in my life.
My homie grew up Jehovah Witness
and they didn't celebrate Christmas,
Easter, birthdays, nothing.
Halloween was out of the window.
Oh, Halloween?
He better not come off.
I'm sorry, y'all.
That guy, it was crazy.
Bro, you know, it's crazy, but, like, da, me, he's Muslim, and he's never, like,
I always asked him, like, hey, what he did for Christmas?
He's like nothing.
I'm like, why?
And he's, like, because I'm Muslim, bitch, we don't celebrate Christmas.
And I'm like, oh, shit.
It was weird for me because my dad was Muslim for a little bit.
I swear to God.
If your parents go between, like, if your parents, like, turn the religion up and down,
like, throughout your child, that shit will make you not convince that this is something
to pay attention to you.
Your daddy was a fake-ass Muslim, because.
Your daddy is scammer, my dad.
My dad was a
bitch and this thing is crazy.
I remember being a little, bro,
and my dad's, I said,
Asab al-a-wa-wake-l-a-l-l-l-a-sla-sala.
I used to say that back to him
every time I've seen him.
You fucking lying, dog.
And then every time we was with him,
we couldn't eat no pork.
Because I know no baking.
My dad should tell me, I swear to God,
he used to say,
hey, pork put holes in your face.
So as a kid, I used to think pork really
put holes on your face,
you feel me?
And then one day his mom was like,
man, fuck him.
Here, come eat these ribs
and shit.
shit and then I start I start liking that shant that I'm saying fuck this shit y'all still eat baking right now
fuck yeah every day pork bacon you're supposed to be losing weight and I'm doing it on the bacon
brother yeah it's tequito it's keto you don't fuck a bacon of course turkey bacon I just start
fucking with the pork bacon back I don't know what they've been doing to that shit but it don't
shrible up like it used to you know when it fry it just be this big and you get in there
The difference between the really good bacon and the healthy bacon is like worlds apart.
The ones that come soaked in fucking maple syrup type juices and they're so crispy and delicious and fatty.
And then my girl has like healthy-ass bacon she gets some time.
Not even turkey bacon.
Bro, that shit barely even looks cooked when you're fucking done with it.
It's so different.
But they say turkey bacon is worse for you than regular bacon.
Remember when Tia had a bar about turkey bacon?
He had a what?
Tia I had a turkey bacon bar.
He had a turkey bacon bar.
I want to go.
I'm gonna reopen that shit.
I'm not looking at my phone since I'm not the host.
That shit is going to fire.
I'm going to find the turkey
bacon.
Fuck,
where do you go grocery shopping?
Oh,
should you go to Whole Foods,
right?
Fuck,
no,
eating no fucking whole food.
Where do you go?
Nicker Ralphs are a varroata.
What is that?
What is that?
Oh,
Vallerta.
Oh,
I was tripping.
Brayeta?
Vietta.
Oh,
Brieta.
Vieta.
Yeah,
there's gone.
Okay.
I ain't a lot.
Ralph's always come through,
but, nigga,
if you want some good,
like,
seafood or something,
you got to go to Gelson's,
bro.
Gelsons be having some,
some hard shit.
That's just sound high as fuck.
Where you go,
superior?
I man, shit.
We used to go to food for less.
Now we go to Johns a little more.
Yeah,
go to Johns and stuff.
You know,
Johns is the Armenian Vons clone.
Really?
I didn't know that.
My girl told me that,
like,
basically the Armenians were like,
fuck the fucking Vons.
We're going to start our own
chain of grocery stores.
so they took the exact logo,
replaced the V with a J and said,
all right, bitch, we're Johns.
Oh, shit.
And you know these Armenians don't say no to nobody.
That's fucking just do whatever they want.
Shit, but one of my favorite restaurants about my...
shit about my crib is run by Armenians and shit.
Yo, yeah.
For the record, I feed them dick.
They feed me turkey bacon.
I thought you said he had a turkey.
Oh, you meant a bar, like a rap bar.
I'm thinking he had an establishment
that sold turkey bacon.
Nothing but turkey bacon.
That's what I thought.
Yeah, like, he said,
Yeah, he's talking about a line and a song.
That's like,
that's like,
they need to open that shit back up.
I'm like,
he got a turkey bacon bar.
Like, oh, yeah.
He served turkey bacon and tequila
and shit.
Like, that's what I was thinking.
But it is a real restaurant that served bacon.
Like, they give you...
Just bacon by itself?
Well, they give you bacon as an appetizer.
Bacon is everything is cooked.
Everything is cooked with bacon, all that.
It's hard.
Whoops.
That's fucking hard.
Get off your fucking phone.
I'm reposting
stories that you guys posted of me getting the cake but you're right I'll kill you if you
did this on my podcast I'm just being bad I don't like that nigga when you come on our
shit you do bad podcasting rules I don't yeah brother first that you came on this bitch
this is they're playing poker and shit you're never out a co-host like me yes I have no
these two these is sumo wrestler angry Hoover relax school shooter I'm a genius
school shooter
Respect the Balenciag.
I'm a genius ghetto video.
Facts.
I'll give you that.
What got into you yesterday on your story?
What you mean?
You were just talking about life, everything.
I was like, I felt like I was watching like an audition tape for you becoming like Ha-ha Davis's replacement.
Or so you're just like, hey man and y'all, if a girl do this to you, tell that biz.
I'm like, where did this come from?
That's the real T-Rill.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't opened up yet.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, usually I'm just chilling.
I'm working and shit.
I don't be really having shit to do.
I mean, I have so much shit to do.
I don't be really getting on my shit.
But when I'm like driving and I'm in my mood,
maybe I'm off some tequila, man.
I really start turning up.
Driving off the tequila?
Yeah.
I'll start turning up, you know what I'm saying?
I really, really turn up.
You know what I'm saying?
I just don't want to turn up in front of everybody.
I don't want to scare nobody.
I want to really build a rapport with everybody
because motherfuckers might start taking me a different way, you know what I'm saying?
I think one day I was in here kind of fading.
I started talking to Trevor like real crazy
Josh was right there too
And I was like
You know what I'm saying
One of the old girls got up
She walked out because she was like hold on
Is that when you guys were beefing about whose
Instagram had more likes?
No he wasn't or something
He had brought up something about Tyga
And something like ah
The Tiger and some something
And I'm like, I got bread, fuck wrong with you
And I said something like that
Him and him and Trevor always
It's like Trevor beefed with everybody
Because Trevor's trying to figure out his spot in the hierarchy.
He's trying to figure out if his channel has more respect than the Harmonious Man channel.
He's trying to figure out if he got more respect than the T.
Relogs from 10 years ago, whatever T.Rell got going on.
It's over for you, Trevor.
He's competing with the family channel, honestly.
Yeah, I mean, I got subscribers, but I don't really be, you know, I'll be working so much.
I've got to figure out how to do that shit.
But they don't know.
They don't know the background, background of, like,
How you used to be in shit like that.
And it wasn't until, was it last week,
I forgot you was in the Crip Lines Matter video.
Nigger dancing away.
See, but that's why I'm so good at this shit.
Because I get on this motherfucking and just start talking.
You know what I'm saying?
And I just start studying you and the other motherfuckers like that
and how I ask questions and still be funny and do a whole bunch of other shit.
You know what I'm saying?
That's really the real T-Rail, for real.
But you've always been somebody that was like outgoing.
You know what I'm saying?
My life of the party type of nigger and shit like that.
You feel?
me like we always been sociable people so I feel like doing podcast and was just perfect for us
and shit.
It's just what I'm saying.
Niggas from hoods and shit like that.
Like niggas.
Why does a ghetto put the stigmas on everything?
Like they, niggas really look down upon this shit, nigga, when you start doing this shit.
I can't believe it.
I mean, in 2015, when I started podcast in 2016, it was like there was barely.
It was only a couple of rap podcasts.
You know, even then it was like a very new idea.
And like, I think the main factor is the fact that if you're from the hood, you know, there's a lot of shit you are not supposed to talk about.
And if you're a blabber mouth, then that could get you a really, really bad reputation that might get you killed, hell easy.
You know, so I feel like that's probably the biggest thing.
And even when I'm interviewing a rapper, if the interview sucks, half the time it's because the dude, like thinks that he can't talk in detail about anything, you know?
About this situation.
I don't like that shit.
Which is understandable a lot of times.
You got an open case.
You should shut the fuck.
So I get it, you know?
Every ghetto nigger think they fuck.
I think everybody from the ghetto
thinking they running from the fucking police.
Oh, no, that's...
Like, why can't you say this shit?
Who are you hiding from?
What are you talking about?
Like, who are you?
You're not doing shit?
He's aggravated in that situation
because he's the one playing the law and order sound effect.
He's the one...
Anytime I say anything about shit
He's like, oh, oh, you can't talk about it.
Oh, don't say nothing about that.
No, yeah, that shit is crazy, though.
No, I just...
I'll be telling you.
sometimes that you got to watch the power
of what we say on here because
people, especially with somebody
like yourself, you can say something
and these other blog sites will take it and run
with it and if it's
fucking blow it out of proportion. Yeah, blow it out proportion.
But yeah, I think I think I see
it. What the fuck is wrong to live? But no, I think
nigger sitting right here, nigga, nigga solidified
this shit. You know what I'm saying? It's like,
nigga, yep, this is what we doing this shit. Remember when you
first, before you was on the show, you were telling me like,
bro, niggis hating on you doing this shit.
And saying this and saying that.
And the same niggas that was hating and doing all.
Oh, bro, you're sure hard now.
Bro.
I see you on there with 80, you do it up.
Oh, it's going to break the deal.
Big you got a podcast, and he just did an episode with, uh, with O.T.
Who?
I got watch that.
Oh, yeah.
But I'm saying, check in.
That shit, fine.
It's official.
You can just be a podcast or you can be a personality because you ain't no heart of the big year.
So if he's doing it, then what the fuck are you waiting for?
Well, I mean, like now, I feel like we, we open the door.
for niggas now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know why?
Especially you.
Especially you.
You know what?
I think that too.
Because I think rappers don't think it's cool to have a, or just get a motherfucker.
It's like, oh my motherfucker.
For the other thing it's cool to have a sense of humor.
Like, I didn't see a couple rappers that Adam like interviewed and he'd be like, and they'd be like,
like, if they just took cool for school, I'll be like, he literally said a joke, motherfucker.
Yeah, you know what?
Like, Treyway 6K when he was on here.
I'm like, why the fuck was his interview 45 minutes?
I was mad at you.
It was shorter than that.
But he was on the couch with his homies laughing and telling jokes and all that shit,
like probably way better than what was on camera.
You know?
Because they're just being themselves.
And I've noticed that a million times where I'll see a rapper who would be in front of the store,
chilling, kicking it for an hour.
We'd be just hanging out, smoking, whatever.
And then we'd go do the podcast.
And it's just like, zhp.
Because, like, all the good shit goes out the window because you can't talk about half the shit we talk about.
That's why the end of the day is so fucking, bro, every time I'd, like, and this was crazy.
We open up artists on here for sure.
And then you know it's crazy.
Like obviously not being with you guys,
like, you know,
I have way more black fans and shit like.
And they'd be coming up to me,
they'd be like,
damn, bro,
I'm crazy as fuck, bro.
Like, y'all really be having a good ass.
I'll be like,
bro, because we really like,
motherfuckers is cool to be funny.
Like, or like,
have a sense of humor.
Like, I guess you could say
the more serious one
out of this girl
would probably be Tiro.
But I think in our podcast
and our, at the end of the day,
comments is like Tiro's the funniest.
And it's like,
what the fuck?
Like,
That shit blow my mind, bro.
That's why when I be seeing some interviews,
you were a fucking comedian.
In fact, exactly.
Shit, we all have our days.
So some g-rel come in here,
fuck everybody up, me or AD.
I thought you were just a comedian
until you left your little,
little fang here at that time.
And I was going to steal it, too.
And I'm like,
bro, tell me why.
Tell me why that day I left
and the next day I was fucking,
like, tore it.
Like, man, I felt like the feds.
I was throwing my house down.
Like, where the fuck did I leave my shit?
And then I'm like, wait.
Let me retrace my steps.
And then I was like, Josh, and he's like, yes.
Nigger Josh, I'm like that.
Hey, I'm like, Josh, thank you.
I ain't gonna lie.
Josh, it's right here or something like that.
I said, I don't know.
I said, I'm about to take this motherfucker.
You feel me?
And I was waiting.
He was like, just wait.
We're gonna see, find out who it is.
I was waiting.
All that dude is get me one more day.
Yeah, yeah.
You got 24 hours.
Imagine you was getting dropped off in it.
Imagine you get caught up with that and then you find out that Josh did a drill with it.
Man, man.
Man, that shit was, man.
man, yeah.
The manhine, manhunt.
That one had to come.
You feel?
We had to get rid of that one for sure.
So I'm glad.
I'm glad it was here.
Nowhere else, you feel me?
Shout out Josh, by the way.
Hey, when I was...
Allegedly.
Nigger.
I did.
I did this.
He went like, he was like,
yes.
He didn't even let me fit into my sense.
I'm like, thank you.
Bro, I did the same.
I did the same exact shit.
I'm like, where the fuck is my shit at?
You feel me?
And I get a text, I think, either from Josh or Trevor.
They're like, hey, your shit been here since Wednesday.
I was like,
When I was talking on my instant story
How'd that make you feel?
I just thought it was interesting
Because I'm always looking at my friends
And seeing like how much of themselves
They put on their story
And I find it very interesting
Like for instance Vell is somebody who
You know he goes to the taco truck
It's like hey look at this motherfucker
Hey look at what's going on
Look at this lady over here
He opens up a box of cereal
He's like oh man
I love these cocoa pus
Yeah
He just his story is just a straight vlog of his day
And it's like I feel like I used to be more like that
But now I kind of need to go like really out of my way to like be like all right you got to like like I just had fucking I just did an interview
I didn't even put them on my story because I'm just like I don't know I'm not like in the and I used to do vlogs like go home and edit my vlog at the end of the fucking day every day
And it's like at this point I just can't summon the fucking energy to do it I think does being on camera so much
Flucked up your human abilities and shit? Oh yeah like like this everything you like this shit is draining sometimes and I was real
And then I've been here when I've got in here like, let's say like one and I've been here since 10 and we're not done until 8 and I'll be like, bro.
I mean, you were doing interviews since 10 a.m. bro?
It's hard for me to explain why, but I definitely feel like me getting really good at podcasting has made me worse at establishing human connections with random people.
But I'll also say that getting way more well-known is also probably a huge part of why it's hard.
So you feel like your people skills went down?
Well, actually, honestly, I feel like a big part of it too was just hanging out in the store for all those years.
and having to have my guard up every day
because every five seconds
I'd have a different clout chaser
coming at me about some shit
and it's just like kind of fucked up
like random conversation at a certain point
because I just started to like close up
and be a lot more like protective.
But like when you look at people now like
because me personally when I do this shit now
and I'm talking to people,
I really be like thinking in my head like question
I should ask this question.
Like strategizing.
Bro like and that's what basic
that's just basic talks like nigger
Even with my own mom, I was, oh, shit.
I was the, bro, that shit is fucking crazy.
But even like what you said, bro, like, I remember doing the Friday streams, bro.
Like, sometimes they'll be here to like nine hours, bro.
I think the longest was, what, 11 hours or something?
You fool their warriors.
11 hours, bro.
And you sit in here listening to music, bro,
where you gotta stay up?
You gotta, bro, I don't think I ever...
Why the fuck you feel like artists is so uncomfortable with you when they get in front of you?
I don't know
I mean some people are just nervous
because they've probably been thinking
about being on a podcast like mine
or somebody else's for years and years and years
and then they're finally there and it's like hell of pressure
and shit but I don't know
it's all over the fucking place
because some people are like
they get in that position and they go in
and they'll say everything and they are awesome
in that environment and some people just
close up a lot but like
oh you know what I've been working on
how about this? How about this?
I'm going to tell you something. This is
this is in my notes app on my phone
This is a, you know how like DJ Mustard and all these like producers will have the sign on their fucking studio rules?
The studio rules.
Oh, for you, you're coming up with studio rules?
But you know they're like strongly worded.
So they're kind of like letting you know how it is.
You got podcast rules.
I think you went viral for that, right?
Dr.
Jay and then Kendrick Lamar had that shit because TD had that shit too.
Right.
Okay.
This is my list so far.
This is this is just an idea.
This is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven rules.
Take a bath.
One.
No.
We make no stipulations about hygiene.
one be interesting this is your chance don't fuck it up by being boring two looking at your phone
while you're on camera is rude turn it off and put it away three don't interrupt unless it's
important respect the conversation four don't talk over each other let the other person finish
then go like that's literally exactly the same as the other one I might have been kind of faded
when I wrote this you're worried differently next one no side conversations while you're
on camera stay focused on the conversation I wrote that down after the Eddie Baker podcast
the other day because you and T. Rout kept talking and then he would start trying to talk to me
at the same time that you guys were talking and I was just thinking like, but you also have to
think that not everybody. They don't know that. Because he was just saying when I'm having
conversations with the hummys, I could be arguing with the hummie about a bag of fucking
Hot Cheetos and they could be talking about life over here. Exactly. But then I, but I was like
over your saying. When you're on camera, I don't hold that against him. It's just something that
it was like a peppy. But if I had those rules just posted on the wall, maybe he would be sitting on the
couch for a half hour looking at the rules and kind of thinking about, nobody's going to look
at the football rules. It's not about him in particular. What the fuck? What the fuck was he saying
to you over there while we was talking? It was weird. It was like, it was just totally
unrelated things, like about something else. And I'm kind of thinking like, no, this needs
to be one conversation. It can't be too different. And I've had a lot of people try to do that
over the years where you'll be talking to one person and the other two people just start talking.
It's like, motherfucker, no, no, no, no, no. Nobody is going to be able to pay attention to this.
How did you feel about him on camera? I mean, he was all right.
You were psyched up at first.
Like, you give it a thumbs up.
That's my home from back of the day.
Now, you're still on camera, though.
All right, no, all right.
If you are not on camera, shut the fuck up.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Talk into the mic.
Keep the mic near your mouth.
Be mindful of the mic.
That's what I got so far.
That's actually good.
No fucking artist is going to give a fuck.
But they might read it and think about it.
Like, when you see DJ Mustard's rules, I mean, even if I'm not going to, like, one of his rules is, like, if you didn't go to the gym,
today, then you're not allowed to come in.
I'm sorry.
I'm not going to be like, oh, bro, I can't come in.
I didn't go to Jonathan's morning.
But if you see that, you are going to think about it,
then it gives you something to dwell on for a minute or two
while you read it.
But it is like, it demonstrates discipline.
You know what I'm saying?
The gym?
Not just a gym, but like, you know, the rules is like,
okay, this is the type of mindset that we own over here and shit like that.
Add to if you can't take a joke, get your bitch ass up out of here.
For sure, for sure.
You got to add it.
Especially on a Wednesday.
Oh, my God.
Honestly, I'm waiting for a nigga to come on here and get mad.
Nika, watch out.
Don't stop talking to me like that.
Bro, we can't.
No, I just got.
You sit next to the arts, so you got to bomb.
No, he's always sitting next to the next to the-
He's known for a sucker-punched niggas.
So go ahead.
You got to get Boy, Boy, Boy, West Coast on here,
and you guys are talking out.
I'm talking out with your old, girl,
Oh, boy, boy, wait.
Oh, that's the guy who'll be on your hair.
That was your celly, right?
I'm a head about what?
I don't know.
He'd really be saying that.
Why not bust him out.
like that man yeah nigga fuck duno when i catch you nigga i'm gonna fuck your ass up that bitch
i mean they're two of the top latina x's in this fucking state man latina exes you don't want
do you want to talk about this or no no the top what do you mean you just have peso peso
killing it peso's up there too bro the interview was fired see they go l a niggina now i'm gonna talk about
some shit quarter million four a million views on that interview and it's demonetized you know
they ain't even really like pushing it bro that's crazy fire wow that was one of my favorite interviews
I've ever done.
It was funny that that that that nigga hit me.
He said, oh, that's why AD got punched up by Vell or something like that.
I wrote Cuss back and he did like delete this shit.
Man, he was like, what the fuck?
Man, he was doing that shit today.
He was like commenting on my shit deleting it.
And then, and then.
But what's the like, what does it come from?
I don't know.
Like real loks from Hispanic, who's ain't doing that.
Yeah.
Like, bro, like I said, like, I ain't even, you feel me?
We're not going.
We're living life, bro.
We're winning over here.
You know what I mean?
We're with the homies.
Yeah, for me.
I ain't in chat changing none of that shit.
I'm trying to get money.
Oh, you got to get money.
Let me change the topic.
The other day, I was in the middle of doing a bunch of interviews the other day,
and I look at my Instagram DMs real quick,
and I see somebody who I met the other day for, like, 10 seconds,
and he DM me and basically told me that he was having, like, a really hard time,
and he was thinking about taking his own life and shit.
Oh, shit.
And I remember, like, I was in between, like, ushering somebody out, blah, blah, blah.
I'm, like, doing all this different shit.
I remember looking at it and just thinking, like, whoa.
Like, that's some heavy-ass shit.
I don't know what the fuck to say to that.
And then I forgot about it.
And then this morning, I'm taking his shit.
And I'm like, oh, yeah, right.
That guy said that shit.
I went and looked at it, and it wasn't there.
So I'm pretty sure he unsented it.
And that makes me feel weird.
Did you, like, believe that he was serious about what he was saying?
Or do you think it was going to go somewhere, like, asking for money or something?
No, I believed it.
But I also was, like, very.
confused at like why I would be a good person to talk about this with.
I mean, honestly, I would say the same thing, but so many of the no jumper fans,
like, they reach out to me.
I know they reach out to me. I know they reach out to you and tell you stuff like that
because I get it all the time.
And I, like, when people tell me they're going having hard time, I just talk to him, bro.
Shit, when I, um.
Only no jumper fans tell me shit like that.
No, yeah.
And you know what's crazy?
That's crazy.
You know what's tough that.
Doesn't no jumper fans be hitting me like, hey, about today.
I was having a tough day, but then I went through your feet and started laughing.
And shit.
So they don't always come to me like, oh, I'm thinking about like taking my life
and shit.
But they always come and be like.
Watch the shit with decay.
I got like a millimeter away.
And then they'd be like, oh, no, man, we went through your feet.
We had a good ass live.
So that's cool as fuck.
That's dope.
Yeah, bro.
But he unsunt the message.
So now I'm like, kind of question.
Like, did it even really exist?
But he's watching this shit now.
Were you on meth again?
Do it up.
I hope you ain't watching it because that would be kind of awkward.
We're on meth again?
No.
Hey.
Hey, but yesterday I got my first.
first phone call, but one of the homies got an email about them being on no jumper.
They're like, hey, bro, is this real?
I'm like, probably not.
We talked about this yesterday on a pod, bro.
Because it's like my real good, hummy.
He real respected in the Chicano, Latino shit.
Like, he's been a shout on my boy, Icon.
Like, he really been through it all, Y, A, baby, everything.
Like, he's a real, he really went.
And he just hit me and I'm like, I'm like, Icon, that shit.
And then he replied to him.
And he replied to him on the phone with Duno, lying ass bitch.
Fuck you.
See, that's one thing we don't talk about is like we've talked a lot about the no-dumper scammers.
But the fact that there's been a couple different times in my life in which like an OG who I respect has come to me and said like, hey, bro, like yada, yada, yada, like I'm talking to you or somebody who works for you over email about doing this interview.
And I had to be like, nah, it's a scammer, dude.
And then they're like, oh, so like, how can I get an interview?
And I'm just kind of like, uh, bro, this, that man, I'll be getting all of those now.
I'll be like, you know what I'd be saying?
I'll be like, damn.
I'll be like, damn, Adam, just got to see you.
Damn.
Like, like, like, like, if, like, if, because obviously whoever's popping, you're going to want to, like, have some what's up of conversation if you want to.
You know what he came out.
But it's very hard to be like, well, Adam doesn't know who you are, so no.
You know what?
No, I said, you know what I'm saying, all right?
I said all the time, you got to get approved.
And they were like, how can I get approved?
I'm like, if the team don't know who the fuck you is, then.
And then they'll do some of my work.
story. People in general, they always say, like, well, how can I get on the podcast?
And I always say, you got to be popping in the streets. And they say, well, how do I get popping
on the streets? And I say, well, that's, that's the hard part. And like, what is, what is
popping in the streets? Is it having a million views? I'm like, motherfucker, I can't tell you.
You just got to get, like, do something that we think is tight. But what, what I can say, too,
is a lot of people want to prematurely get on things. And honestly, that shit can hurt you more than it can
help you 100% especially with the no jumper fans they gonna flame your shit up if you sit on the show
you want to be on this motherfucker and you don't have no leverage you know what I'm saying you don't have
really no foundation it's not gonna help you stupid you know what I'm saying just keep on building
yeah like but you got come on here with two songs out on song club your career's not gonna go
but I think that's what where it started from that was the basis of the shit that's where it
started from the sound cloud shit and people feel like as a new artist they can blow you know
what I'm saying yeah but you weren't interviewing fools with two songs out on song club right back then
I did interview a lot of smaller rappers.
Okay.
Even now, like, okay, you know, I mean, somebody like Peso, like, a young kid sees a rapper,
like him get a no jumper interview.
And it's like, to me, I mean, his videos on YouTube, he got songs with like 8 million
fucking views.
And, like, I see, I know because I hear the right people talking about him.
When I talk to people about rap in L.A., I've looked into him a bit.
I knew he had an interesting story.
So a lot of people are like, you know, it still feels approachable to them that they think
they could do it because they see a younger artist getting on there.
But, I mean, there's a big difference between you and Peso.
Sorry.
And you might not like Paiso's music.
That's cool, too.
But, I mean.
Off the subject, I looked at the show yesterday, man.
I just want to say, y'all hats was fly as a motherfucker.
Good looking, Brian Sebastian, man.
You know what I'm saying?
That shit put teens on your outfit.
I told him in my girl came in like, damn, Adam Icey.
I'm like, hold on with you.
You're saying, damn, too hard.
She thought, damn, you know what I'm saying?
I'm like, she thought you.
Get all this stupid ass, D.
You should have had some, you, you was too much with the Balenciagas.
You would have threw on some dunks.
You'd have been a fly-est nigger walking, man.
That had, it was crazy, dog.
That shit was crazy.
But how you feel about having drip on, you know what I'm saying?
Now, and it's not like too much.
Like, how you feel it?
Like, how are you feeling it?
Because you was boycotting for a minute.
Scary ass on you know.
Girls hit me up to do constant.
He was boycotted, hypocrite.
He's been boycunded for a minute, so why not?
You know what I'm saying?
I boy caught it dripping through the pandemic.
Two years of refusing to spend any money on clothes.
Just, you know, that was where I was at in my life.
When I was still in the store every day, I used to be buying clothes more often.
Now the world's starting to open up a little bit more.
But really the main thing is, is like, I work really, really hard and I never spend money on anything.
I love that for you, bro.
I love that for you.
And so I try to, like, figure out, like, you know, you do the hard work at week.
I do 10 fucking interviews of all these streams, all the shit.
And then it's like, you know, Saturday rolls around and you're like, what could I spend money on?
that would make me a little bit happier right now.
And it's really, really fucking hard to think of anything.
But buying expensive clothes does sometimes feel like, okay.
This is fun.
It's fun.
Yeah, but that takes time.
That's what it is.
I'm like, take it to New York.
Time is the one thing I don't fucking have.
He can't.
He's a goddamn lie.
Tax time is coming up.
He got to dump some of this fucking money.
You saw somebody saying.
He put that shit.
I got that comment too, you fucking.
You usually want to buy a car.
That's why, oh, they got to do cars.
to her.
That's like when a rapper
He's trying to size of IRA.
That's like when the rapper
fucking like gets bars
to diss their enemy
from their comment section.
You see the joke
for the comment section.
I definitely got that for the comments section.
Take us to Vegas.
Hey, I was like,
we're gonna do a Vegas trip soon.
Bro, let's fucking,
bro.
We're gonna kick it with sharp.
Hey, to keep it G,
to keep it G, nobody would know
I don't spend money on clothes at all,
dog.
I don't buy clothes, though.
I don't buy clothes, dog, at all.
I haven't bought clothes in like five years.
But it makes sense because you know how clothes are really made.
You know how much it really costs.
You see what the fucking is.
For them to charge you $1,300 for that shirt, I'm not buying that.
Smart man.
Stupid as fuck for sure.
But the way I try to think of it is like, okay, you're done with it.
You put it on the fucking shelf.
And it still holds value.
It's not like it's completely useless at that point.
But you have to make smart decisions because if you buy the wackest thing that came out from any
brand in any given season that shit ain't gonna resell you know it's still host value you can put it
on grill you can get your money you buy some Gucci right and then you wait 10 years that should
be worth more new shit I mean it might sound crazy you know what I'm saying a little bit of pause but
you know the new the shit that really whole value is purses you know what I'm saying for sure
really watches too purse is why I do rocking purses sometimes purses watches uh what else
why your girl the Chanel shit and the all that shit the Gucci the balloon all that shit is
worth bread. And then once you get to Hermaz
it's like, it's a rap. Go Yard and Hermann's
and Louie, it's over. It's gonna hold his value. It's like gold, I mean.
My girl went to the bank earlier to get
ones for the strip club and she was asking me how
she should get, she's like, I'm gonna get $2,000.
I'm like, you should get $4,000.
Whose ring is that? The strip club gives you
ones. But I don't know if they're gonna give you like that many
thousands of ones, do they? Not, but you give them 100.
They give you 80. I think she was precautious
about it because she has previously
been to the strip club with me and had
be a pain in the ass for her to get ones.
Sometimes they run out of ones, for sure.
The fact that, you're going to go to 2000?
Oh, yep.
But she got 4,000 and it's way too many.
I like, do I have to bring all this?
She's like, it won't fit in my purse.
I like the strip club ones because they be like,
it looked like crazy.
The bank is like this.
You're being in there with the funny money.
I will.
I might not throw shit in that motherfucker.
You feel me?
Too where you going with us?
No, I ain't going with you, niggins.
Talk about it.
I know about it.
I know.
He's in his feelings.
He's mad at me.
Let's talk about it.
Yeah, let's talk about it, bitch.
Let's go.
Talk about it.
Let's go, motherfucker.
We can talk about it right now.
First off, he's going to sneak on me.
That's not snitching.
Listen, on some street shit, regardless, I can't have my homie going in something blind,
bro.
I'll be a bitch-ass nigger.
But as soon as you said, like, you fucking moron, they can't both come to dinner.
I was like, oh, fuck, right.
So I canceled it with the other person.
He explained.
They understood.
No, but still, even if you cancel it and it,
And it is that.
And the reasoning is because of that, still on some street shit in the back of somebody's mind,
they still know that that person is going to be there.
Something can happen.
They're not going to be there.
That's the whole point.
I told them that they couldn't come because of that.
But I'm just saying, just because you say something don't mean in the back of somebody else,
it's a precaution.
There ain't nobody thinking about it.
Man, I'm a joke, feel me?
Like, you can't invite CMAC around me, nigger, period.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm at a different space in my life.
As soon as I realized.
Another space in his life, you feel me?
As soon as I realized that I had done.
Double book for dinner.
I was like, oh, my bad.
CMA is a complication.
You understand.
Can't do it.
He's like, it's cool.
Adam, I understand.
But then you also are like,
no, I'm not going, fuck you.
But I told,
but I told T.
Real, though, I said,
I don't think Adam.
Adams is stupid.
He ain't do the shit maliciously.
You feel me?
You know what I think he's fucking done?
I think I meant to write your brother's
fucking email, too,
because his email is Crip Flair at something.
I swear to God,
I wrote Cripp and hit the wrong one.
It's hard to,
it's hard to get to touch
with my brother.
I know.
I have a hard time getting in the text mail.
But I text him through his email.
And because I would have, if I thought about it for one second, I wouldn't have done it.
But I swear to God, I thought I was texting Crip Flair, not Crip Mac.
There's too many crisps in my life, really is a big part of the problem.
I mean, and that's where the L.A. should get you because you really tied in.
You don't want to be tied in, but you get tied in anyway with the politics.
That shit done.
Like I said, I'm in a different space in my life.
Group can't be around me.
Nobody wants you to be around them.
Some people can't.
Some people can't.
Some people can't fuck with her.
Nobody is trying.
to bring you around and you got to respect nobody wants to be involved with that
nobody's trying to push the issue he forbid me from sending crimac memes in the
fucking group chat yeah because you were you were this is somebody who don't fuck with that
shit and it's like it's disrespectful if you're sitting there showing this guy that who
don't want us he's not disrespected a man he didn't bring in a month at a certain point i get it
so i did slow down significantly i mean i respect the fact you know what i'm saying tell
niggas don't diso set on your platform or whatever the case maybe
be. And I don't do that, and I don't do that shit either. You know what I'm saying? Or whatever the case may be. But at the end of the day, that's out. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm like, damn, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay. Nobody thinks you're going to be able to have a chill dinner with them. Because we were just having a conversation about us being more open to shit. So if I made a mistake and it was an accident and he corrected it, he's got to have some dinner, throw some money out some holes. I'm still not going to the street. Oh, my God. I don't blame you because the idea of being out past.
midnight is kind of foreign to me at this point I haven't done in like two years
but I'm gonna try and that's just over I'm gonna go to the restaurant though they want us
to they want us to come like later but I'm like we ain't gonna be there like Adam's gonna
want to be there man we're gonna get that when they open I 11 we all I'm at the whim of my
sit so she says we are we out so I got I gotta obey yeah I'm gonna go to the restaurant
but the strip club y'all got me fucked up I mean he told me it's an African-American
strip club so I'm hyped hey did you tell him like hey I don't
birthday can we come just book me
nah I was already booked I was about
to say why did he get a back for all of you you fucking
asshole I mean I we just talked about this
yesterday on the show oh hey by the way that we
we should do like a little run bro
where they just book everybody and you know what I'm saying
bro what we're like at least 30
bands for all four of us 30 bands
on a Wednesday
evening you think a strip club got 30 bands
bro you know how you have a million
followers then interview the hell of
bro motherfucker
I don't know
I have no idea.
Promoters come.
That's what I told you.
You should be essentially
like the no jumper agent
for clubs and strip clubs
because you can go
and not just be selling yourself
but you could say like hey,
club owner.
Let's do a no jumper night.
We'll get blank, blank, blank, blank,
blank.
Obviously it's not going to be
everybody every night,
but there's a bunch of no jumper girls
who are known as part of it
and they would all promote, etc.
And if you then could go
and get a bag,
we chop it up,
we figure out an arrangement.
Don't that make sense?
Bro.
It would be the Adam Lennah, A.D.
Caglomerate Association.
Look, the thing about it, today,
a man,
if I got out the phone,
one of the homies, you know, DJ Pezzo?
Yes, my gosh.
And then he was like, he's like,
what are he doing today?
And I'm like, Adam's birthday,
we're in the striker.
He's like, well, so what's Saturday?
And I'm like, and I'm like,
you got a birthday weekend.
And then he was like,
run it up.
Bro, a whole week,
a whole week of just us being at the club
without a?
I'll be in the booty club
with a book to sit.
They'll fuck with it too
Yeah
Like Bob Marley
Speaking of DJ Paiso
Bro
Like I never forget
Before I knew this nigga
You gonna light that up
I was all you're playing
I'm trying to figure out
What the fuck
You're doing that
He's wearing that motherfucker
A borgas
What's a wig
I don't roll you a butt
If you want one
I don't know
Hit that oozer market
I don't know
Where's little fingers
Ben
Shit you got to like
What the fuck you mean
Little Fingers
What the fuck your finger bin?
Shit right here
I can't touch nothing
Pressing sides
Where the lighter at?
Here
No, nigga here.
Dummy proof.
Oh, look at that.
There's a whole big hole in there
I didn't even see.
I got put the push way.
This one's effective.
Another dumbass.
There you go.
Big Chief,
sponsor on the podcast.
Here you go.
But shout out of DJ Paiso, bro.
Because, nigga, one time I got stranded
at this party that was like
an hour and a half away, bro.
This was I was still living in the conference,
bro.
Hour a half away, bro.
I got stranded at the party.
My phone died.
I was like, I'm fucked.
And Peso didn't know me like that.
That niggas said, hey, man, you need to get home.
I'll take you home.
That nigga drove me all the way to content and dropped me off.
That's been my homie ever since.
Shout out Pesie.
He was real for that.
Didn't know me, didn't know me at all like that.
Damn.
That's crazy.
We got Peso.
Peso, Paiso, Paiso.
DJ Paiso.
Probably a lot more Paiso's not thinking of.
Paiso, the rapper from Pockahood also.
Hey, talk more about that live show, shit.
Yeah.
We were talking about this yesterday.
People drop comments down below and let us know what you think of
I mean this is how I would imagine it is like I don't even think we should do like
at the end of the day and then a no jumper show I think we should just have
us four plus house phone all on stage I agree we should do special guests like bringing
like people in like because I seen David Dobrick live and they have like who's that
fuck you they have like one of his friends who's like famous come out for like five 10 minutes
I fuck with his vlog and it was like it was like very fast-paced it was really cool so I think
we should like find like we just got to find somebody to help us do it which I
I fucking have talked to so many people about this over the years
and I can't even remember.
As far as a format, we'll get it down.
But what do you think we can do as far as venue-wise
will be the question?
I think, you know, a lot of the venues that you're going to fuck with are...
If it's all ages, we can blow that motherfucker out.
A lot of the venues are going to be like,
we got one venue with 500.
Let's try and get sales for that.
And then if you'd sell really good,
then we'll bump you up to 1,000 or some shit like that, you know?
Yeah, but I should be like out of theater.
That's the area that we should like aim for.
No jumper live at the-500.
No jump-al-live at the Roxy or the L-ray.
And you hear us talking about this shit, though, Josh?
We would rather do 500 and sell it out than do like a thousand and have to like really go hard to try to sell it out, you know?
But like once you do it one time, then you have proof of concept and you can take it on the road.
You go do some other, you know, it could definitely be fun.
I said we do a tour, bro, do like 10 dates.
Hell yeah.
15 dates.
We got to do that one initial show out here.
Oh my God.
You got all of us together.
And that shit to be crazy.
And we already got the buses.
Yeah.
Got Calient.
We got Justin.
We got the Royal Divas bus.
Shout to Justin for the
1942, by the way.
Shout out Justin for the 1942
that none of us are drinking right now
for various of us.
Justin, you're talking about
shit.
Shout motherfucker got beds?
Gold Coast.
You seen the bed I was laying in?
Yeah, motherfucker.
That's one bed.
So?
You fuck.
Where are your ass going to sleep?
I'm talking about like a...
You need a whole bus for yourself.
I'm talking about like you.
Fuck you.
A six bump.
At least a six bump.
I ain't sleeping in the bus
from your hell.
I ain't sleeping in the bus.
Just get like a fucking.
The punness to save money, fuck.
He's spoiled.
He was on a young money tour, you know what I'm saying?
And the first time you do it, you're not going to go that far
because it's just going to be up and down the West Coast, realistically.
It's not got to be up and down the West Coast.
But that's mostly probably going to be on markets.
We got to go to Hask Brown Town.
Nashville, New Hampshire.
I wonder how many people I could get to come out.
Oh, my God.
You and Josh are from fucking losers.
People would drive from like four hours away to see it there because,
damn, maybe what you could do.
Bro, let's fucking do it.
Josh can't come.
John is going to stay home and answer emails.
Imagine.
You can't come back to Hasbrown town.
Yo, Josh was like an op in his
in Hash Brown town, bro.
Oh, yeah.
He's like, wow.
Josh was a fucking home for the car.
Because he used to be spraying shit up
back when he lived there.
Dred Josh?
Yes, Dred Josh.
He thought he was a BD.
But real artists, what real artists do when they first go on a tour,
they get the, they get a smaller venue so they can sell out, you know what they
call the ABCD?
The ABCs like little town and shit.
So we're going like Oregon, Eugene and shit like that?
Sell out the little venues.
and then go to the bigger venues.
And we got to go to the club after
get booked and be in there.
Yeah.
It's a lot of fucking money on the table.
These dudes are going to be up.
We get studio every night
doing features to five in the morning.
Fucking head of hos.
I'm excited.
You can do that.
Me and T. Rel are going to hold it down.
I don't know about him.
Me too.
Yeah.
We'll see.
Pissies.
Hey, no, bro.
This thing is going to come.
Let's be real.
She's definitely going to come.
You can't bring Len on.
No, no.
No, no, mind.
You're right.
You're right.
Who's going to do the point.
porn content for you.
Lena can come on tour, dog.
Leave her home to do porn.
He definitely, he's definitely
not going to go. He's going to be like, who's going to run
the only fans? No, but I can't risk it.
You're right? Because if one person brings their
sitch, then everybody going to bring their sitch, and I
honestly feel like that maybe would be a good
precedent to set. It's like, boys'
week. It wouldn't really be tours.
If you bring your girl on the tour.
It's a little bit. But it is a tour.
I ain't fucking with no bitches.
Even if I got the coolest girl in the world.
Which I do.
I ain't fucking with no holes, but it's just like,
But we're gonna fuck with some holes.
The brotherhood.
The brotherhood.
Yeah, yeah, he said, not me, bitch.
Like, when we went to Pensacola, that was like bonding the brothers and shit like that.
If all of us, if we got a thwart.
Oh yeah, we do have to bond that one time.
It was like game at one time.
Game of Thrones, bro.
I really started to see it in T.Row's eyes.
He was starting to realize, like, maybe I do have a white friend.
And then you know, and then you fuck it up for your birthday.
Yeah, I was like, I like this, man.
We went to the mall, we used the shitty photo machine, came out like trash.
See, and if girlfriends are going to come, they'll be like, let's go shopping, babe.
Let's go get some starbucks.
Fucking pussy.
When you're on the road, when you're in Pensacola, you got to hang out with each other.
Because who the fuck else are you going to hang out with, you know?
The gas station man.
You got your girl, then you're going to stay.
you're in the hotel.
I'm with your girl
because your girl
want to chill.
Oh my God.
I'm already excited.
We haven't even done it.
Bro, you imagine?
Bro, with the after parties too?
Imagine, okay,
we have the flyer for the day of
and at midnight
is like the no jumper team
here at this club in San Francisco.
You know how many bay bitches
is going to be there?
Oh my God.
Who's going to book this shit?
I'm going to be like this.
You really turn us into a pussy tour, huh?
You're really on a mission?
Well, I've never been.
Of course I'm turning into that.
You never been on tour?
No.
Really?
Okay.
I haven't been able to,
y'all all of experience did you've been on tour before yeah but like with bands bmx shit you
went on tour ain't on tour righters nah but did you go on tour with a little pump yeah how was that
sick that was fun because there was like the very beginning that nitty turning up baby you know
it was the very beginning of his career so he was wild he robbed some fool for like a hundred zanz
before the fucking trip started so we were all there you go this is why yeah i said that on bt too
I said it on BT.
And then I've seen the clip and I was like, man, that sounds ignorant as fuck.
No, but he brought...
That motherfucker ran up on his fan plug for a hundred chance.
Perp and pump brought a shooter with him on the tour.
And pretty quickly, I realized that he had a burner on him.
And he was opening, he was opening for them.
And two nights in a row while performing, he dropped his gun.
Out of his jacket on stage.
Two nights in a row.
Bro, right now I'm thinking about all these things.
We don't got to bring a shooter.
No, no shooter.
We got to have, like, actual security, to be honest.
Yeah, Kiki.
Go ahead and get in real.
Yo, Kiki would have such a boner to be rocking a security shirt the whole week
and just, like, standing around looking hard.
That's like his whole fucking fetish, man.
That's muscle management.
I fuck with that.
Come on.
Oh, man.
We got to bring security.
We'll make them sell t-shirts and shit, too.
Start fucking booking, fuck.
They don't
In the merchandise too?
Josh, why isn't it's this booked yet?
We've been talking about for like 15 minutes
Yeah
And the merchandise too
Sell some merch
Sarn some boobs
See, rail got to bring his shit
Hey look
That's where you got
Merch and then where you're wearing that
It's meeting greets
The meeting greets too
Bro, he's been out of total
With young money
You have to mad himself here
You got it
The mean greets and the merch
Is where you make your cash on hand
Murch, meat and greets
Bro
And whole
And hoars
And hoars
And tacos
Oh,
no, we didn't say tacos,
dude,
you added too much
your shit is the afterbarten
and then you got the merch
and then you do mean greets
and then you do mean greets all together
and one by one.
Yes, and I get us booked
at some bison clubs
you can knock some Hispanic holes.
Come on.
You're really trying to get us caught up out here.
I don't give a fuck.
It's not my breath.
We need a hole in a slip and slide
you got to keep your mouth shut, buddy.
Oh, what?
If they come to the roof,
it's going to the basket.
A.D.
trying to hear that mac of cheese.
Oh shit, AD, let's get it
You ain't never ate mac and cheese
For Thanksgiving
Oh, day, hey.
You never been on tour for?
Man, I ain't never done that, bro.
That's why I'm so excited.
He's only been 21 for five years.
Yeah, stupid ass.
Hey, boy, damn, bro.
What if we're going to
and nobody show up?
Hey, that'll be bad.
Look, this is the crazy thing about
We still go throughout the show?
This is the crazy thing about going on tour
is something I realize
of events I booked in the past
is that you want
people to book their tickets like months in advance, right?
Bro, they don't.
They buy the fucking ticket two days in advance.
So it scares this shit out of you because if you have a 500 person venue, you'll be
rocking with like 89 tickets sold and there'll be like three weeks left.
And you start being like, what the fuck?
What if nobody comes?
But then like you realize they fucking buy out tickets to the last minute.
Hell of people show up to.
That's why like you need them to like know that there's going to be demand.
And then the cool part is you have what a million something followers.
You have like 200K.
yeah like 20K
how like 100K does
No Jumper
YouTube shit has fucking
4 minute subscribers
All together we got like
75 million
If we can't get 500 people
To a venue in L.A.
Then that's not good
Because you should have
40 fucking Crips there alone
Easily
And you should have 40
5 of your gang
And you should have 40
Overweight Hispanic people
Oh yeah you fuck
And you
And then say a man's as well
You should have 20 grandmas, eight, eight porn stars.
We're going to see the dark side of AD because we're going to do the event.
And he's going to be the dude pulling up to the back stage with a hundred crutch being like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got to get everybody in.
When do I do that?
Hey, you know what?
You can't do that shit, though, because we got to sell tickets.
You niggas can't come.
Why is all blaming me from some shit that ain't happen?
Because I've seen you at the club before.
Hey, and if somebody gets shot at the podcast, then we never get booked anywhere again.
So don't even think about it.
So you're going to put that on me.
I don't like bringing my homies nowhere, man,
because you ain't like me no more.
If we're going to throw a little person
I'm bringing, it's my camera.
Because I can't calm them down
if they just start whooping your ass
and just you like, fuck it.
It's either me jumping or look at you.
Adam didn't met a decent amount
of my homeboys, but you know, he knows suicide.
I'm cool.
You know what I'm saying?
That nigga my homie's crazy, man.
Yeah.
Niggins like shit back.
They don't understand.
Maybe for the opening act,
we could have Duno and Boy Boy, Boy, West Coast
do like a versus battle.
Versus battle?
No?
I'm going to get you caught up in the streets, my bad.
No, but
Maybe on the opening we should have a new DJ Blatt box.
We forgot to say this before.
The idea was to have Sharp be the opening.
Yes.
He's the opener before all of us.
Do what?
The podcast or do a live.
I don't know what the fuck you would do, honestly,
because who's he going to go out with?
We don't really have like a co-host for him at this time.
Not to say that, though.
I would say, if him and Blue Jasmine did that shit live, bro, that shit would probably be entertaining.
They'd be fucking for sure.
No, think about it.
Think about how much?
They can't do that shit five shows.
They're going to start getting along and shit.
The podcast don't start being nice.
We need to be mean to this bitch.
So we need to do it.
Every city.
We need to do is, hey, for every city, find some bitch that she thinks she'll finesse her.
Find a really loud, annoying girl in every city from the war with.
Hey man, listen here, bitch.
Yo, imagine we, like, turned you into, like, chubby Sharp.
Oh, my God.
Like, we gave you the slick back hand.
I don't think, see, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think sharper like that.
Niggins playing with my motherfucking game, big.
I don't think he'll like that.
Maybe.
Biggis playing with my game.
You ain't never a little fucking like me, bitch.
Damn, you've been working on that, huh?
That day
That day we had him
Like obviously
AD told him
That he caught
I'm like
I'm like
I fuck with Sean
It was just my
First time
Meeting somebody
Like officially
Somebody somebody
With his past
So I was
Fuck it was interesting
Obviously at some point
I was like
All right
We're relax
See but he kind of got the idea
That you didn't like him
No he
No okay
Don't sing on me out
It was me and T Rell
Why are you telling no me
Diggins
But I was like
You
Your personality
Your personality is
It's very hard
In this environment
like because we're sitting because the day before was it the day before we had made like I mean the episode before we had made like oh like whoever coming here we're gonna fuck them up no matter what yeah the first guess was my dad but that's that's kind of the whole big stash too is that like I should have like probably like guided the introduction of you guys in Sharp a little better because I just sort of threw them to the day and like like you being mad late you guys are all kind of toxic and shit and I feel like he probably
Like I don't know like like is it's like bringing like dogs that like don't know each other around each other like of course
So we're we're dogs
Wow
For we're gonna be dogs and race is fuck with a Balenciaga shirt on now be dogs
We're gonna be dogs on Torr I just watch the third education video about the history of Belenziaga
Do the Tiro I'm a knowledge of fashion guy now. Oh yeah, he's blown you can't get now
Hey Tiro I'm sorry we share room
Virgil who oh yeah go ahead do this shit
T-Roh, going to be on tour like,
but what?
I'm not going to be doing
none of that shit.
What is that?
What?
That's what y'all are doing, right?
That's the Parker dance.
He's going to be doing that in the strip club.
Come on, Brady, buddy.
Hey, no, no, he was lit in Miami when we went to the club.
It was cool, yeah.
We was clubbing together.
We clubbed.
Four in the morning.
Mr. Jones was there holes there?
No, we did some real life tour.
He needs a real-old.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's just a fucking.
Hey, hey, that niggins right now.
He's like, all I heard, hoaxed.
There are hos in there, but I'm looking over at them at the other section, and they're just kind of like,
Hey, hey.
Like, it's four in the morning.
The drugs and the alcohol have kicked in at that point.
I'm looking at these girls like, you're on another planet.
When you guys walked in, they're like, oh, sure, we got no jumper in the building, did they do that or not?
No, we came in there.
Yeah, we snuck in at the last minute.
In Miami, they don't give a fuck about that shit.
Like, the Miami crowd on watch podcast and shit.
My boy, AD took us on a real rapper mission, honey.
How?
Get off the airplane.
You know what I'm saying?
Call the nigga.
Pick us up.
You know what I'm saying?
Go shopping.
Go eating.
You know what I'm saying?
We ain't even went to the hotel.
Yeah.
You feel me?
That was definitely.
Smet up our bags off.
You feel what I'm going to?
Go do some shit.
We got hair cut too.
Hit the club.
Yeah.
Haircut.
Nigger, no sleep.
Nigga, you ain't a rapper.
You ain't a rapper.
If you ain't a sleep, you was a bitch.
I'm saying.
I saw it for like a half hour.
Then we flew there.
And then AD all of a sudden is getting his face steamed and his fucking lineup.
That they can turn it to a rapper, honey.
I'm like, I like this.
We didn't really have anything else that we could have been doing
because you couldn't check into the fucking hotel room until like 3 p.m.
I saved this, bro.
Shout out to Fresh man from Fresh and fit.
You know what I'm saying?
You see him with the Lambo truck?
Yeah.
Oh.
My boy going up.
We came packing that motherfucker, bro.
We come back out there.
And they use a misogany down there every night now.
I like that.
Yeah.
They got that on the sound board now.
No, bro, that's you.
Sodomy.
You sawdomy.
Sodomy.
You're doing them up.
Yeah, that's you.
Sodom and Gomorah.
Get on that, nigga, man,
because he already had a little, you know, case going on.
What?
I still ain't looked it up.
I still ain't looked it up.
Oh, no, dog.
He thought I was a little case.
He thought I never had no details.
Oh, you had a little scandal.
I had no case.
Look a cow written out.
Look, that's the real thing.
Kyle right here.
Kyle around your house is exonerated just like I was.
Brut had a case.
What did you do?
Nothing.
I don't do nothing.
Oh, he said, oh, good.
Hey, this is a boys club.
He's fucking out.
He's a feminist.
I'm gonna get you, dog.
He said he's the real Kyle.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get, bro.
If you catch a body, you will hope that they will give you the same treatment that they
gave Kyle Reddhouse, right?
Just when I think you said the stupidest thing.
That means shut the fuck up.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Hey, lately, the glasses you've been wearing,
I don't know who you'd be talking to.
Because yesterday, you're sitting there like, yeah,
AD, you're looking at house phone.
I'm like, you think you could tell if I close my eyes for a while?
If what?
Like, can you tell my eyes are closed?
No, he can't.
Wow, that's cool.
I can take a little nap on the pod.
I've done that before.
Well, I've seen you do it, yeah.
I've seen AD.
Come on, duh.
I definitely did that shit Halloween with the Beast Cuzz outfit.
Oh, that's fucking.
I was in there baking.
Man, I'm like, this nigga stupid is a bitch sitting there with a lion head on.
Bro, I try to.
And he started scratching the tongue.
I'm like, this thing is dumb.
He really thought he was a cat.
He's scratching the tongue.
What are you doing?
Bro, the hair kept getting in my real mouth.
You feel me?
You feel me?
That shit nasty.
Freaky-ass-off.
Yeah.
Yeah, oh, this thing is sucking on his fingers in the middle of the podcast.
He's like Angela Martin licking her cat.
Whoever the fuck that is.
Hey, remember when she was licking her cat?
Did anybody see the Madonna photos he put up?
Madonna?
Yeah.
Did you see that Madonna photos?
Was she under the bed?
Please look at your phone because you're not, you're not a host dog.
That's crazy, dude.
They're under the bed with the ass and the air is ridiculous.
Wait, what am I looking up?
Madonna.
And her little photos she posted.
Madonna.
Ass up.
Yeah, just go to her Instagram.
It's right on there.
This shit is hilarious.
I've seen the tweet, too, that a girl said of Chloe Bay.
did it they'll be tripping on and why am I supposed to know who that is
Madonna no you know he that is look oh damn look at Madonna looking like any
old fucking only fans girl how the hell is she like 50 damn how's the plug
talk shit going that's a lot of facelifts going pretty good wow that's a fake
ass if I ever seen one man she got a fake that's a fake that's a fake ass for sure
from what I'm see look at this look at the last one I mean she's doing that
thing under the bed?
What type of Luminati shit
is that? Tell me. I'm pretty sure
you'll know. You don't think that's a fake
ass? She's old as fuck, dude.
How does Madonna?
I'm going to guess. At least 55.
She's 60.
You looking like that? At least 55.
63.
Damn.
She got hella bread.
Are she a bad one? That's a
stupid bad bitch right there.
That's a stupid bad. She's
bad. 63? You haven't been
able to tell Madonna shit
for like 40 years.
She's been the baddest bitch
in the world. She's been kissing
everybody. Can't cancel
Madonna. You can't cancel
Jake Rallin either.
Did they cancel her?
They don't know. They tried.
Who the fuck is that?
Arthur Harry Potter.
What do he do? He was racist?
It's a girl.
It's a girl.
You're talking about.
I don't know.
I'm sorry. I don't know.
What are you?
What are you?
Racist.
You think a nigga wrote Harry Potter
You don't think what so white people do some shit
It's racist
You're not a nigga thought of quidditch
Nah
Nah
And then and then
When it was crazy
I forgot that's not her actual name
J.K. Rowley
She did that because obviously
If she would have had a girl name
People wouldn't read the book
For real?
Is this facts?
Yeah, it's facts
Look it up.
Wow
That's interesting
Man are a piece of the shits
I agree
Yeah, well Adam
He didn't disagree
Doesn't J.K.
Rowland sound like a
gang name?
No
except the rolling part
I'm trying to fuck a rolling bit
so I can get my roll on
No
You've been
Yeah
You're like you're like reverse gentrified
Yeah
Like as time goes on
The less popular
The rappers I listen to get
No well that's weird
How that happened
Hey T. Rouse
Patriot puts on the story today
It's like when he calls me
I was coming up now
The one I shit
The one I reposted
That was fire
What which one?
Fuck it
Fuck it
Fuck it was like how when he's throwing up the set
And he just sideways like this
And his player ass crib
Where were you actually
When he took that picture?
You'd be game bang around the house
I was at the office
You was at the office?
Yeah
You came back on your kids
Yeah in the house
And in the car
Yeah my kids too
What's up cut
Yeah I'll be telling my son
That's dude
Bro
Hey
Hey
That thing is like
Hey what's up dope
My son's over
That shit
I'm like
Oh shit
And with that bar
Hard war
What I say
I don't know what you said
But I
But I posted the motherfucker
I was like
Oh
I did you get something like something with my bitch
when I still do this crib shit
and I was like, yes, you killed that.
Oh, I can rap.
Yeah, you can rap like a motherfucker.
What happened you when they did me in the song yet?
When we have the studio in the new spot.
He quit before I started.
You realize this is a real thing.
When we have the studio, the new studio
is going to be two recording studios.
So we're going to be able to just pop in,
have the hummies recording, put little
cruise together, make some music.
I think that you...
Maybe we can get them back on the horse.
I think that you...
You're going to find a way to do with some fucking porn in them damn booths.
Nah, that's going to be a rule.
No fucking in the booth.
We got to add that to the podcast rules and shit.
That my motherfucker's going to have lube in a fucking recording loop and shit.
You're too scared to get some top in the stew, but you aren't worried about.
Who ain't got no top in the stew?
You're shook to get top in the stew.
Nick, I didn't do everything in the studio.
You got a ball and chain.
The first person to go single, we should just go ahead and do sign up for the porn shit, man.
The first person do what?
Go single.
You thinking about it?
Yeah, if I go single, I'm going right to your house.
I'm gonna like, man, sign me up for this porn shit.
Hey, that's how I'm like, fuck it love.
Let's get the dollars, man.
Let's get it cracking.
I'm only fans with it, baby.
You know what funny?
Only fans ain't dead.
He ain't ready to be Rico strong yet.
You ain't ready for the Rico strong phase of your life, my friends.
Hey, hey, okay, what is your porn name?
Is this Adam?
Alex 22.
Hey, no, but I don't know.
What would be your porn name, Trial?
No, but no.
The Trial.
He goes in there
Bitch you like this
Bitch you like this is a good name
Oh
Hey look
But I was on Twitter
Because you posted
The Angela White girl
And I'm like
Let me go look at this girl
Because I'm not going to look at her
Like you know
Twitter is porn
I'm like oh she's cold
So
Like she's doing some wild shit
So I understand
I understand why she got
All these fucking awards
Or whatever the case may be
She got awards
So nigga
I went on there
And I seen this motherfucker
What smacking?
No
It was a nigga smacking, but he got tattoos.
I don't recognize his tattoos.
My nigga's doing it.
So you can see it.
And then the camera come up and this this motherfucker.
I was like, oh!
I like this thing is so embarrassing.
Fuck me, I don't want a ravioli, nigga.
I remember when Josh had that experience.
Josh was like, bro, I was on porn hub the other day,
and I saw you in Lennon.
What the fuck.
What's the full of stuff?
What's the fuck?
Josh doing on poor him.
Catching a nut.
Wow.
You know what's crazy?
So my little cousins, so my little cousins
told my uncle that you do porn.
And one of my aunts was like in Spanish,
she was like,
so your boss was porn.
And I was like,
what?
I was so caught off guard.
And she's like,
she has a porno,
and I'm like.
Yeah, yeah.
I said, I said, porno, and I'm like, who?
And I'm like, oh, this motherfucker out of him.
And then my little cousin's like, yeah, we told, yeah, we told her mom that Adam 22
to do porn and you work with him.
And I was like, oh, I explained it to her mom and she's like, oh, okay, yeah, that's
good friend, he makes money.
How do you explain it like him and his girl for other girls?
No, no, because me, because me, shit, me and my sister, my mom have a group chat.
So when I did the dog shit, my mom was like, why are you doing that to women?
What the fuck?
You were raised by women.
And then I was like, wait.
Wait, and then my sister was like, oh, this is his boss.
Like, this is what his boss does.
So that didn't make it any better?
No.
Who the fuck is you working for?
Yeah, what the fuck?
No, but she didn't understand that Adam does pointing the girls were here voluntarily.
They wanted to do that.
This sounds so terrible.
No.
This Kyle Rittenhouse right here.
And he's doing this.
He's a genre.
He's tired.
I'm like, that's a old-ass white move.
He got black things.
Like his bad.
We're going to be in that motherfucker like.
That's awesome.
It's like, imagine telling my mom, hey, hey, what do you do for a living?
Well, I'll pour Doritos on bitch's heads and why they fist their assholes.
You do.
No.
That's at least one of your income streams.
My boss does porn is crazy.
And then what's different is that, okay, you've obviously been doing this for a while.
Your mom kind of knows what your life.
But when I try to explain to a, like, like, in, like,
My mom, she's Mexican, she's clueless to this social media shit.
I try to tell her like, oh, yeah, him and this girl fuck on the house.
She's like, but he has a baby, and I'm like, and I'm like, and I'm like, and she was like.
And she was like, oh.
She's like, well, as long as he's making money, he's happy.
And, you know, in life, that's great when you're happy.
And I'm like, she's full of shit.
She's like, this nigga, Duno Craig.
She said, she said Duno.
She goes, she's our friend.
He's about to lose his mind.
He on this motherfucker talking about we got to go to her.
Holes, holes, oh, oh, oh.
That shit was funny, though.
I tried to explain to him.
Would you ever do some only fan shit?
The bag ought to be right.
Let's say the bag was right.
How much is the bag?
50.
50 piece?
No, hang on.
I'm worth more than 50 pieces.
100K for Janet to peg you.
Fuck, no.
You can't give me a milton for her to do that.
For the peg?
What is the pig?
I might be able to get that together.
Bro, what the fuck?
What is the pig?
You know what a pig is?
She don't know.
She'll stick something up your ass, niggas.
You said, no, you can't pay me a million to do that.
Oh, I thought you said a million.
I was like, oh, no.
Stick something up your ass like what?
Anything?
Like a strap on.
You never seen a strap on?
That's this nigger.
I don't got one, but I've seen them.
Wait, wait.
So you'll...
Lina paid you?
No.
Would you let Lina peg you?
Hell.
You're going to get to that point in your life.
He probably going to get to that point of your life in porn, dog.
You don't let her peg you're going to get to put you.
Pugging you don't let her peg you.
like this.
You guys gonna watch me doing an interview sitting on a butt pillow.
Bam,
you're gonna run out of content, man.
I ain't doing it.
I ain't doing it.
No matter what?
No,
no dollar amount?
No, literally.
Five mil right now.
She tried to put a pinky in my butt one time.
I fucking screamed.
Ah!
I don't want like this.
Oh,
I don't want nothing in there.
Plus, I got a hemorrhoid right now.
You really got a hemorrhoid?
Well.
And it's five?
Now it's at the point.
You're a dirty motherfucker, bro.
She is pegging you.
Now she is.
No.
We know that's a new.
Right from the peg.
Pegging induced hemorrhoid.
Peging induced hemorrhoid.
On his birthday.
How do you get a hemorrhoid?
And are you telling her to pop it?
You don't pop amory?
You don't?
No, you just let it.
I'm at the part where it doesn't hurt anymore because it hurts for like a couple days.
Now it's just like a little like.
So you know, you've been.
You were a pause with your ass hurting the shit.
So you was constipated or what?
You couldn't shit?
No, I think it was because I was like working out in the gym and it was cold as fuck.
And then I went in the house and took a shit and I was pushing really hard.
Jesus Christ.
I think I just popped a little hemorrhoid out.
I think I'm trying to get that shit out of there.
Oh, look what you do it.
Wait, wait.
What is a hemorrhoite?
It's like a vein.
It's your guts falling out your fucking ass.
It's a fucking vein in your asshole that pops out and creates like a little bubble.
And it is uncomfortable.
You never had one.
I'm surprised.
No, I don't do fucking porn like you.
You're going to go out one day, and you're going to be like,
I remember when you told me about that.
It hurts like that?
It is really, it doesn't hurt, like excruciating pain,
but it does not feel good.
I had that shit before.
How about you get it?
Taking the shit, trying to take a shit and push it all hard.
Hey, so you like a hard shit at all?
One thing, good advice.
Don't, like, don't take a shit before you need to take a shit.
And when you do take a shit, don't like, relax.
Don't push the last little fucking tiny turd nugget out.
I'll be doing this.
I'd be like, ah.
When you take a shit, stay loose.
Crying.
Stay loose.
I mean, like, to my kids, I'm like, he like, dad.
I'm in the bathroom.
Like, you just went in here like this.
Slow to him taking this shit, bro.
It's going to be bad for you.
Bro, my daughter, she will use all the toilet tissue, bro.
I'd be like, what the fuck?
You got to set hard limits.
One sheet when you pee, two sheets when you wipe, and you only get to wipe once.
Fuck no, nigga, you ain't getting all the shit out your ass with two sheets.
How many times you wipe?
I'm wiping until I don't see anything.
I'm wiping until I don't see is white, bro.
So you only wipe two times?
I leave a little bit.
I still want to see a little bit of brown.
Oh, no.
What are you doing?
I don't like the clean sweep.
No, that's not helping.
He can't clean this one up, dog.
Hey.
Hell no.
He can't clean this one up, dude, you know?
He can't do it.
Bro.
You're just about to throw up.
So what are you doing?
It's just like one, two.
No one of black china and one of the shit here.
Yeah.
It's Adam booboo particles and fucking hemorrhoids.
All on a no-jumber fucking toilet.
I wipe one, fold.
Wipe one more time, fold.
Wipe one more time, done.
There you go.
That's how you used two sheets.
I'm just kidding.
You're not kidding.
You're not kidding.
You were a nasty motherfucker.
You're a nasty motherfucker, bro.
You saw the wipe,
you don't see nothing, dog.
No, no, no.
I still like to see something.
You wipe to his white.
You really get the wet wipes first.
You clean up in there first,
and then you come behind it with the toilet paper.
Can we go somewhere with a bidet for you?
No, you need to go.
You never used a bidet?
He didn't get a bath.
Have you used the bidet?
I want to see you use a bag.
I don't want to use no bedet.
You got a soak coming.
Your girl lady, she ain't, she ain't, oh, man.
What if you take a shit?
And then I'll drink some.
Your girl ain't pegging your shitty ass.
I'll throw my mouth with water and get a straw
and I'll blow water onto your ass after you take a shit.
That's kind of like a bidet.
What?
What the fuck you're talking about?
You're using baby wipes?
Yeah, yeah.
Baby wife is a, yeah.
I never baby wipes
Bro, we have nothing but baby wipes
in that bathroom. You don't use him? I never
baby wipes. I never even looked at a baby wife
I used baby wipes with my daughter.
That nigga Josh using baby wipes.
I ain't a baby. I didn't used to like baby wipes. I'm like, it's too much
water in my ass doing this shit. I'm like, that's why
you come behind it with the toilet
tissue. It's the dryness to clean it.
But can you flush the baby wipes? Fuck yeah.
You're not supposed to flush the baby wipes.
Nigger, they say flushable. The only thing you're not supposed to
flush are those big ass shit. Tampons.
And the cardboard roll.
Don't flush that.
Hey, you know what is a crazy thing that I know about wiping my ass, but I don't actually do it.
You obviously don't know.
You got a wipe.
You got to wipe in and out.
You got to hit it from the front and from the back.
Because you get different shit from each different direction.
Obviously, with your four wipes, you're not hitting nothing to point.
I only do one wipe, and then I sort of just like press it.
I press it into my asshole.
So you ever get shit on your hands?
you do that?
All the time.
Not all the time,
but I've had it happen to.
Don't you hate that
when you get shit in your hand?
You got washed so good.
I ain't had shit on my hair,
man.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
Get the hell out of here.
I ain't never wiped
and got shit on my hand.
I have a question.
Not with me.
This is a serious sexual question.
But for my kids,
but not me.
But kids for show.
Let me ask you this.
You're having sex with a woman.
You put your finger in her butt.
Yeah.
Happened sometimes.
What are you comfortable with
doing with that hand
until you get a chance
to wash that hand.
I'm washing it right after.
Right, but like, okay, so you have your
What he's saying is like, if you're a big
strut.
You put a finger in your ass.
You put a finger at the minute you take it out.
You'll be like, okay, well?
Is it okay for me to grab your hair
and hold you?
I ain't gonna lie.
One time I did that,
I stuck this shit back in the bitch's mouth.
Oh.
Oh.
I gotta keep it real.
That's a motherfuckers of the background
talking about.
That's like fucking Hiroshima right there,
bro.
That is all bad.
I did it before.
Oh.
You just went so far beyond what I thought.
Well, you're talking.
She didn't have particles like you got your ass.
You gave this girl the worst disease she ever had in her entire fucking life as a result.
She got hepatitis.
She definitely got cancer.
If she got hepatitis she got from herself.
It was in her ass.
You blame her for having dirty shit.
Here, gna, gna, my ideal woman will have no shit in her ass.
They'll be able to figure her butt, take it out, it's clean.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You see a fucking budding push.
Do some nasty shit to me, okay.
That's probably the nastiest shit I didn't did.
No, I'm not.
Finger in the butt.
I told you.
No, but the feet and a finger.
I told me you crazy motherfucker.
I used to shower off the anal, but now I just go get a handful of soap and just make a big
sudsy dick thing after that.
And you don't wash.
No, I wash with soap.
That's pretty much what soap is for as well.
I saw on your Instagram story, for your birthday, you had two girls on the floor.
I mean, plus Lena.
Was that real?
Yeah, they came through with a birthday cake.
Wow.
They ate three cakes off my dick.
Today?
I don't want to, like, look, your podcast,
I feel like your podcast is not about porn.
I don't want to sit here and talk about all these cool things I've been doing.
And how T.R.
It's been beating off to me and everything, you know.
I don't want to invade this podcast with all those nonsense.
Man, fuck them niggas, man.
That shit is interesting.
You're going to talk about any topics or what?
No, you can talk about me fucking about it.
We actually didn't get through no talks,
but I like the conversation that we've been having.
Get us a topic then, man.
No, it's back to you.
What's the nastiest shit you didn't did, nigga?
I ain't do that.
You ain't off the hook?
He's a married man and his girl.
Beat the shit out of him if he tells a good story.
I don't even know what's the nastiest shit.
Hell.
You was a nasty motherfucker.
You grew up on Fead, bro.
You didn't did some shit.
Keep it up on.
Keep it up on your fucking hooker from Fick.
Fuck, no.
He's smiling.
You did that shit.
You definitely did that shit.
You did that shit.
They can keep it real.
He might not have pulled up.
He might not have pulled up and paid on the spot.
He's Misholid.
But you definitely fuck the girl who had sold pussy on fit.
For sure.
If I think you got the clap, remember?
Get the fuck out of here.
Hey, I got a problem with you.
I got a problem with you because one time, me and my girl
fucked a fat Mexican girl, and we got a fucking STD from fucking this girl together.
Why are you mad at him?
Because he's fat Mexican, dude, and I don't know.
I don't even know her name or nothing.
So I'm just going to hold you a kind of.
Why'd you guys fuck her in the front without knowing if she had anything wrong?
I was drunk and doing cocaine, my friend.
And you definitely didn't wipe your ass.
I don't even know if there was any shit involved with this AD.
Wait, you guys both caught an SDD?
Yeah.
It was a bummer.
It was in the early days of our relationship.
Wait, wait.
Does that happen a lot now?
Like, like, how often does it happen now that you guys?
The SDD thing?
Yeah.
Well, we have to get tested like every fucking two weeks, basically.
And how many times you call the SD?
that one time from fucking that one girl
and then there was another time where she did an all
girl orgy with like five other girls
and then she ended up getting something.
So only two times.
So that was a weird feeling because it's like, oh, you gave me something.
Nice.
So now we got somebody on here that got some shit.
No, y'all tied.
He'd do porn off fucking for a living.
And you got two SDs.
They weren't doing porn then.
He got two SDDs from the same woman.
Neither was a dumb ass.
Neither of these are from when I was doing porn.
This was like, and it hasn't happened a long time.
And you, I never had a SED before that.
But the first one was like totally my fault.
Because my girl didn't even want to fuck this girl.
And I was drunk as fuck and I initiated it.
And she just kind of like let me go along with it.
It was kind of awkward after.
Like dumb ass.
Stupid motherfucking.
Now we got to take all these fucking pills to get the SAD.
Well, it's weird having your girl be bummed because you like,
fuck the girl that she wasn't attracted to.
So was your idea?
Yeah.
You fucked with the Latina.
my boy
she looked just like you
that makes you hire you know
man come on give us a topic
AD how about this
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the first lab confirmed case of marijuana
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damn possibly the confirmed case
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I don't think that the marijuana
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I think that it was just this big chief gas and it was so good that they thought it had to be.
Don't put, don't put our company in the same sentence when fentanyl, bro.
She didn't smoke no big chief shit.
I don't think there was any fentanyl.
I don't understand why the fuck people keep taking it when you're, people are dying.
They're obviously done from a stop taking it.
But that's like right now you open this up.
This is not big chief.
This is somebody else's company.
You open this shit up and you smoking it, just thinking everything.
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somebody put fentanyl on there. Very few
people besides like hardcore
like heroin slash fentanyl
users are doing it intentionally.
Most of the time when you hear about somebody
dying from it, it's like somebody who did
some coke or did a fake Zan or a fake
perk and it was just cut with fentanyl.
What does the companies getting out of this by doing that?
These ain't companies. It's fucking
drug deal. Oh, I thought they got it from a fucking
no, they make fake pills or
like the fentanyl because the whole thing about
fentanyl is cheap. Like
Picture like a brick of heroin from back in the day.
That much fentanyl is like this big.
So it's like the easiest thing in the world to traffic in comparison.
But because it's so potent and so dense that it's like really easy to get the measuring wrong
when they're like making these fake pills and shit like that.
So that's why people will get a random pill that has 10 times as much fentanyl.
And they'll cut it.
You know what I'm saying?
And dope and shit too.
You feel me?
To like, you know what I'm saying?
Keep the real dope because you won't be able to tell the difference of shit.
Wow.
People are really killing people.
I really don't get why people put it in Coke because when you do coke,
you're supposed to be off the fucking wall when you're fentanyl.
You're supposed to fall asleep.
But I don't know, I guess.
Fucking,
fucking burn Arizona.
That's like the biggest problem right now,
like the fake perks and shit like that.
That's where 15 goes.
That YouTube guys that interviews are like the 18-year-old night shows.
I'm like offender on Arizona.
That shit.
That's a real.
Realistically,
I've probably taken Xanax that was actually fake and actually probably had some
fentanyl in it in my life.
Like,
I probably have,
but it was probably like one of the pills that was measured.
the way that it was supposed to be measured,
so I never even fucking knew.
But meanwhile, you know, some people would be dying out of that shit.
It's crazy.
Can't do that shit.
But the fact that people are putting in weed now, bro.
Just get, yeah, weed is crazy.
That's scary.
What's what I'm going to do now?
Now smoke, you got to grow this shit in the backyard now.
Or you can go to Big Chief and get you something nice and safe.
I heard people have been doing that shit for years and years and years.
This is just the first, like, documented case where they were able to take the weed
and study it in a lab and see that that that's what it was.
was because I remember having a girl tell me that she used to be a heroin addict and then she smoked some weed and it was laced with fucking fentanyl or some shit and she ended up having to go to rehab what the fuck bro and this was years and years and this kind of like somebody doing that subway tuna someone's like you know what I'm gonna test this shit out
bro let's see anything is possible because listen to this the other day I interviewed my boy h from london or from Manchester sorry he's from the UK and he is like a white rapper from out there he's dope
everybody fucks with him super poppin
he got a subway
collab and they actually
took the subway logo and turned it
into subwache like his name is
spelled A-I-T-C-H so it was like
S-U-B-W
and then H
and he did like a little concert
for a bunch of people in the subway
and everything and he has a pretty like clean
image you don't really wrap about like illegal shit
or anything too much so it was a good fit
but if he could do that
my friend you are not so far away
you just have to do a campaign
that really actually brings that attention to Arby's.
Hey, I literally DMed them yesterday.
I was about to say, what the fuck is you talking about?
No, I knew I knew he was getting that.
Everybody, like, they've been hitting me like,
bro, you really fuck with Arby's.
And I'm bringing awareness to the shit, bro.
But I just keep telling people, I'm like,
I'm going to get a commercial
or some type of endorsement brand.
And honestly, if they don't do it, it's a missed opportunity.
So did you hit him?
I've been DMing them
You DMed them
Adam got to DM them too
John's got
John's got
John's need to write it
in the Jewish form
To see what I'm saying
You know
Have a lawyer
It's owned by Jews now
Yeah I don't know
You gotta have that
Same
Damn you might get that shit
That should be dope
I mean
But look at
They might want to all sit at this table
Eat Arby's on a commercial
And say
But I'm just saying
Like
That would show the power
Of fan service
You know what I'm saying
That's why I'm proud
Of Watomi Kwan
You know I mean
Because he literally
He was like he had a goal to be on Wiling Out.
And he campaigned that shit for months.
He had everybody hitting him up, bro.
And Nick Cannon actually hit him up.
And I think he's still on the show, right?
You got to do that.
I don't think he is on this season.
But shout out of him for having his own show now.
And shout out to you for being on his show, Duno,
because I watched that growing up, L.A.
You're growing up in L.A., yeah.
Proud of Watts, Homie Kwan, you know what I'm saying?
Doing it independent.
Having on YouTube is doing numbers and shit like that.
And I mean, the sky's the limit for him, bro.
Bro, he's kidding it, bro.
He's not for the great creator.
Shout up the guy.
Oh, God.
Oh, they're not a motherfucker.
That's so far.
No, I'm fucking with you in there.
That's just cool.
That's just cool.
You got to go get me and T.Rail next, man.
Maybe some Blatim, too.
Let's go.
Oh, was Tommy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's do it.
Would you be down to do some acting, like, for real?
I'll act.
I know they're going to have me play a Nazi or some shit, but I'll do it.
Oh, my God.
American History X2, you.
Oh, Lord.
I don't know if I want that smoke
That's a great movie
What do you mean you're acting
It's not like you're actually racist
Yeah
You're an actor
But some people is like
Ah they can't
Like the nigger from Harry Potter
You always look at him like he Harry Potter
He Harry Potter for the rest of his fucking life
Like that he doesn't
I didn't watch that shit
You think of him
But I feel like
After that
If anybody was like
Oh Adam is racist
Then I could just be like
No bro
That was just a movie
Because like Leonardo DiCaprio
Did it and Jane go
And nigger wouldn't
look tripping like that.
I don't know the carpet
I'll slowly.
I ain't saying no M bombs,
bro.
They're going to get me.
They're going to respond
to every tweet for the rest of my life.
You would love that they casted you
to say the N-word.
10 million.
10 million.
He's going to be like,
nigger,
nigga,
nigga,
nigga,
nigga,
nigga,
nigga,
that way.
10 million?
That way.
I'll do what you want,
down.
For 10 million,
you get my boy to go ahead and go races.
For 10 million,
I would say,
do it and get me an M,
bro.
My price to say the N-word on camera is way
higher than my price
Damn.
Somebody going to respond.
So directors,
Quentin Tarantino, think again.
Let me see.
They might give a nigga 10.
I'm expensive.
What you got, man?
For an actor?
No, you was looking at the screen.
You're looking at me.
I'm like, oh, I thought you were going to say another.
All right.
I don't know why they wrote it like this.
It says Facebook's freaky new glove.
Reality Labs is working on clothing
that helps you feel things in the metaverse.
Did you see this shit?
The first thing I thought I was like,
man, niggas fun to start fucking in there.
That's the first thing I thought, too.
I don't have to be fucking on the Metaverse.
That's crazy.
You ain't heard about that?
No, but this is interesting.
The company,
they made a glove, not just any glove,
it's a haptic glove line with tiny motors that use bursts of air
to mimic the sense of touch,
and it looks like a wearable nightmare.
Meta's prototype,
haptic glove uses principles from soft robotics
and employs pneumatic and ultra-active actuators
to quickly inflate tiny air pockets
on the fingers and palm of the glove.
It's very small.
You can't read either.
These actors, whatever.
You get the point.
Like, I can kind of imagine what it might feel like,
but that's interesting.
I've seen the demo.
They literally were, like, knocking over dominoes
and, like, in the metaverse,
and you're supposed to, like, feel it.
Feel that.
And then they were doing, like, hands and touching each other's fingers
in the metaverse, and you're supposed to feel that.
So I'm like, eventually they're going to have some shit
for your ass being porn.
man, you're going to be at the house being able to fuck women around the world.
I'm like, man, but he made Madderbors.
I'm trying to cop a sex doll, but I don't want my kid to find it.
Would you really use a sex doll?
Oh, hell yeah.
If I had one that I could fuck, hell yeah.
What kind of sex dog, though?
I mean, whoever.
Well, what's the ethnicity?
I don't care.
Gender, don't care.
Like, is it like real?
No, but listen, I've touched.
a sex doll before because I was at the porn convention and this girl was selling her fucking
like $1,500 sex dolls and I'm touching the boob and I'm telling you the boob feels like
as good as a real boob basically how do you clean that shit out I don't know but I'm trying to find
out bring me a who got the sex dog cheat on the love of your lives or you're the sex dog I'm a
a sex doll all day I'll make sure I stay faithful I'm gonna have two three sex dolls black men don't
cheat unless it's with sex dolls mad two three of the motherfuckers
He's going to catch him having to three-way.
Oh, hey.
He'll have one of them in his ass.
He'll have different ethnicities and shit.
Asian, you know what the sex dog?
He'll be over there.
Oh, shit.
He's going to stick the thumb in the fucking butter.
God damn sex dolls.
You know, speaking of sex dolls,
Housephones coming here with your Hira right now.
What the hell is that?
Who the hell is that?
Who the hell is that?
Makes you go out with the BBL that we are on the pot.
Duno, do no, do no bar up first.
Man bro, I was a good thought I think I think that I think that's our most watch at the end of day episode
Oh he brought the girls with a what so you were in Texas your audience is horny up
I was in Texas everyone's horny then that was wow we're at the highlight room with like Chris breezy
Ad was saying you know doing rapy shit like say hi everybody like AD when he's out some rapist
shit he doesn't acknowledge whoever's behind him I'm like trying to ask a d
nigger we made you no he was acting funny he was funny he was like funny he was like
No, no, he's a goddamn lie.
So that's a type of niggie.
We made sure you were solid.
See, oh, see.
Shut on, Big Chief.
Had a great time.
You know, we made sure you were solid.
We kept asking you, did you want something to drink?
Champagne poppy.
I did have some champagne poppy at the, um, what's your call?
Yeah.
Don't lie on my name.
Oh, I'm about to say, come on, duh.
I'm talking about when we're in the strip club.
What if, like, there's some other cool homies?
And he's just like, oh, man, I'm going to go Taylor gang up over here,
fuck my jumper.
Yeah.
He'll do that for show.
He'll do that.
You gonna do that?
I was over there with wins and them.
Hey, if I see Leonardo Caprio, I'm gonna go on in him.
We got to say the N-word, bro.
He got to do it.
He got to say it.
Fucking with Leo.
No, I ain't gonna do my boy like that.
Not on his birthday, man.
Yeah, any other day.
But any other thing.
Your ass not even coming.
I know a stupid, scary motherfucker.
You can't be a house.
Bro, tell your girl, bro, she could come.
I told my girl she could come.
She said she didn't want to come.
Well, then you go.
I'm like, she's like, man, I'm cool.
on the last minute.
I'm like, damn, I ain't going either.
Fuck Adam.
I mean, I'm going to be staying there much longer than like a couple hours.
Because my fucking kid is going to be up at 5.30.
And if my girl goes to sleep at two, like, I can tough it out through getting no sleep because
I'm just a thug like that.
My girl is the biggest.
And you don't wipe your ass.
And I don't wipe my ass, which helps.
But my girl also is a bitch when it comes to that shit.
Like, she just is like hell of sensitive to not getting asleep.
So I know she's going to be a nightmare if she's.
What does she be doing?
my fucking sleep, Adam.
She doesn't talk exactly like that.
You want to fuck all night, Adam.
You just want to fuck me all night.
I have to get sleep, stupid ass.
You don't even wipe your ass here, boy, man.
I can tell she's making a real concern effort
to be nice to me today because it's my birthday.
Wait, so she doesn't give a fuck of my sleep tonight?
Huh?
Are you drinking?
No, alcohol.
You're going to drink for show.
Man.
Hey, the bottle on AD.
I'm getting fucked.
up.
I'm gonna have a couple drinks at this restaurant.
You better run the nigga Bill up.
I'm having a couple drinks at this restaurant.
Oh, yeah, this restaurant.
You goddamn right.
I'm feasting in this motherfucker.
Shame on you.
Hey, maybe we should talk about this here.
This cigar guy.
He got his asshole fingered on the Patreon by Kazumi.
No, no, like that.
He got his asshole fingered by Kazumi on the Patreon.
Oh.
And he was so hyped that he fucking.
The dude I got that shit there?
It was this dude named cigar guy.
Wait, hold on.
He over there?
No, he's not here right now.
Oh, yeah.
All the shit, Jaws fucking show them.
I'm glad I don't got the story about pun.
Pund ain't doing that.
No.
But so he was so geeked up that he got his ass finger
that he fucking posted a picture on his Instagram
of fucking the girl finger in his blood or whatever.
And it's just like Danny Mullen's friend.
And I guess he disappeared and like fucking doesn't even talk to any of them anymore.
You ruined that nigga life.
He signed the form.
You ruin a nigga life.
And now you own it.
So if he asked to take it down, would you take it down?
I mean, he signed the form.
Wow.
The form is there for a reason.
You ruined that nigga life.
You ruined that life, duh.
Actually, I brought this up.
Yes, you did.
Bro, go to the club with us, bro.
I'm not going to no club, bro.
You're that guy.
You're 21.
He's 37.
He's a fucking old man.
Y'all the same age?
Who said I'm 37?
I'm not no point.
Put that shit on me.
No 36 in a karate class.
I'm gonna look at Google and see what they're saying.
You can't look on Google, man.
You can't look at me on Google.
I ain't know no Google, man.
Yo, is it gonna be awkward if you go to the club
and you see the other T-Row?
Nope, we're gonna shake hands.
Hey, cool name, dude.
There's another T-Row.
Yep.
Hey, I was, man, y'all was talking about flying
to go get pussy on y'all show.
And I was like, y'all, y'all shit.
You was like, fine to go get girls or shit.
Yeah, I mean, I did.
that shit.
Tyro?
Me too.
Me too.
I'm like,
hold on.
Who ain't flew out to go get some ass before?
I flew to go see Heather.
I found his age.
I found his age.
How old is?
It says about rapper
this man,
Bradley Television personality
who released singles
Five-Sitter Remakes
Get On My Face.
His Name is he
the business partner
of Tiger and the last king
was a Taga's
MTV series King
and with Tiger.
I feel important right now.
Fucking before the fame
he dropped an earlier chart call
Chew that in 2014
2014 trivia.
True that.
He has strong print on Instagram with more than 320,000 followers to go along with 10K on Twitter followers.
His family life, he has a daughter named Zoe Skye.
Wow.
And his zone name is Zoe Zane Supreme with Heather Sanders.
What do you mean?
His own famous birthday.
Keep reading.
He also.
Oh, he has a house with Heather Sanders.
He also has a daughter named Tiley from a previous release.
Damn.
What's going on?
Go on.
Keep reading.
Keep reading.
Keep reading.
Keep reading.
Who's your other baby mama?
I don't know.
His girlfriend Heather
was privily a good friend of Black China
before that he falling out.
Wow.
Why the fuck you looking at me?
Keep ready, get rid of it.
This is here.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You know black China.
Yeah.
And it's true.
Not even him.
Just this girl.
Nick, we both to see how old he was.
You read his bio.
You said, keep in a cold, nigga.
He said, he had called him.
He said from a previous relationship.
He was a snitch.
That nigga like.
Your girl knows Black Tena.
He's 32.
In a karate class.
Jewish 17.
That's right, my boy.
Oh, that's crazy that they have,
they're like so specific about Joe.
That's crazy.
You didn't even know it was on there.
I feel so good about myself right now.
They got my shit wrong.
I feel so good about myself right now.
They said my birthdays in November, bro.
I got a ride up.
That's crazy.
Damn, they're really on.
They look, today's on his birthday is.
to date and everything.
Adam 22.
Yeah, Adam 22.
No, I'm saying, like, that's what I'm saying.
One year for my birthday,
Lena got me a Wikipedia bitch.
Oh, how much that shit costs?
I don't know.
She, like, had to, like, pay somebody
to fucking help her get it posted.
I don't know why.
That's the shittiest photo.
Let me see that shit.
Let me see that shit.
Look at a bit.
You look that crazy.
Hey, Wikipedia, Adam 22.
Clown is new.
Don't read my shit.
No, that's, that's, that's,
when he caught that case, man.
No, I was at the skate park.
I was at the skate park in the middle of a game of bike
and they used that for the fucking photo.
My boy.
Go back. Go back. Not this one.
Wikipedia.
Why he looks like such a fucking racist?
Go down? No, no, go to Wikipedia.
Go down.
Look at all the phrases of this nigga.
Oh, there go. Go, go.
Hella identities.
Adam John Graham Mason,
born November 24th, 98, 83.
More commonly known as Adam
22, American podcast or journalists
You ain't no fucking journalist?
Record executive.
Go up and a dope film star.
He is known for being the creator of the host
Popular Culture Oriented Podcasts, No Jumper.
Early Life, Graham Mason became a BMX writer
at the young age and enjoyed Gucci Man's hit bricks.
Lennon, for sure, gave him all of this.
That includes the line, I'm bawling like an athlete
but got no jumper, hence no jumper.
Grand Mason has mentioned on his podcast many times.
In 2006, Grand Mason.
Grand Mason started the website to come up,
which has become one of the most popular BMX websites of all time.
They put their ass your ass up on here.
Later, he created awesome shit, a BMX biking team,
and BMX-based clothing line,
which at one point had a retail store on Meadows.
Grand Mason hosted the, what the fuck is that,
inaugural Trap Circus Music Festival in Miami, Florida in 2017.
That is so irrelevant.
It's a randomized festival that I hosted.
Let her look at everything you ever need.
Well, he did host this shit.
Throw that shit in there.
Throw that shit in there.
This was super simple when she got it made.
All this shit is like fans out of all this shit, I think.
How can you just ask some shit to a nigga Wikipedia?
I found out you can add anything to Wikipedia.
Heck out of that.
We don't even keep reading this.
Everybody knows who I am.
I feel weird.
Who the fuck is John Carmichael?
I was getting to it.
No, there's some fucking, because when I started No Jumper,
At first, it was a blog, and there was this fucking random-ass kid who I had like writing articles
for the blog, right?
And he fucking went and did an interview or some shit and basically said that he like started
No Jumper and shit.
But the reality is that we had a blog.
He wrote like 10 fucking articles for it and then never did anything again.
So you Facebook that and then a couple years later.
You're the real Mark Zuckerberg.
Is that what you're saying?
I owned it 1007.
You're the matter first nigger, bro.
You Mark Zuckerberg that
nigga, bro.
But somehow they have this fucking scamming
ass kid acting like he started it
when he fucking was just a kid
I had writing articles for me
when it was a totally different thing
that it is right now.
That thing is on your Wikipedia.
Hey, he said, hey, fuck the address in here, Lena.
Yeah, he's on your Wikipedia.
Wow.
And a DM that nigga, like, hold on, what you do, bro.
Hey, we got a couple more minutes.
Riley, can you bring out of the chat?
y'all want to ask us.
Do we got a couple more minutes?
We're almost two hours.
We've been going in.
Let's read the chat.
I like reading the chat.
What's the reservation?
Another version of this podcast would be us like actually reading the chat while we do this.
But to me, I personally think it's too distracting.
But I would be kind of interested to see what it would be like to have you guys do a podcast where you saw the chat the whole time.
We could do it.
I feel like you would just look at the comments.
You would just get fried and just be like, I think we can, I think we can do that like on, like,
you are more chill vibe, kind of like Fridays, not necessarily listen to people's music,
but we just like, hey, we didn't answer our questions all day.
Yeah, that's that motherfucker roll, you know what I'm saying?
Making members only, Riley.
Let's see what they say.
No, no, no, it's not going to be enough people.
This is more fun.
All right, fuck it.
Don't even do it members only.
Let's read this shit.
I think it's interesting.
Let's see.
Adam looks like Perez Hilton.
I agree.
Damn, you do look like that, nigger.
right now.
He's fat.
But way more drippier.
It's fat.
I need that fucking hat that nigga brought you all yesterday.
That shit's the hell of copy.
You got to fuck with him.
Ooh,
we're really going to pretend AD is struck grip still.
I don't understand.
Listen, I don't understand.
What?
Let me tell you something.
Shut your mark ass.
How?
If I grew up so rich,
why did I live in Compton until I was 25?
That's yourself that.
You grew up rich, dog?
Go ahead.
Who grows up rich in Compton?
I don't get it.
You grew up rich, dog.
We'll read the donations in like 10 minutes, but we're just going to read the regular chat now.
Duno.
Wait, oh, I don't know.
Wait.
Okay, doing a happy birthday, Adam.
Tell AD to get a little Dickie on.
That'd be dope as fuck.
Little Dickie is out of here right now.
Let's do it.
T.R.
Don't even give a fuck about reading the chat.
And look at Duno looking at his phone.
I can't even text in fucking girls.
Turn around.
Is Adam considered a wigger?
I want to block y'all.
A wager.
A wager.
A white black mama gun.
You never used to hear that?
Yeah, we owe.
Hey, you're fried right now.
Yeah, I'm not.
That's the size.
I'm part of your eye now.
You heard?
Yo, but you never heard the word wigger before?
Yeah, we owe.
It's like what you call a white dude who thinks of that.
Hey, chill out.
You're saying that shit too much.
And the motherfucker, that, that, uh, that, that end going to come flip.
When I was like 12, I'm pretty sure.
I actually, like, self-identified as that.
Like, I'm pretty sure that I thought that I just was that and then I had to just own it.
That's why you get frustrated.
Why are you sitting here looking at all this shit?
Yo, I know it hurt your head, right?
Fake-ass creep, nigger.
AD, you fake.
Hey, you fake, motherfucker.
Give me that's, hey, versatile.
I've been saying that on all this shit.
He's like, fuck it.
I love that shit, though, bro.
Hey, nigga.
Look at Housephone in the building.
The biggest custer of the mall is here.
Yeah.
My boy.
Shout out to Versetown.
It's fun.
My boy, Housephone.
What else?
What else?
Awful.
You got it on two days in the row.
That's hard.
That's what you're supposed to do.
You already know he's going to do awful lot of high rollers, right?
No, awful lot of custers is funny.
Off a lot of custers.
I'll make the bootleg.
All the questions is coming in.
Let's start answering the questions.
Awful lot of cussars is crazy.
All right.
Go to open another tab and go to the donations if you want.
Oh, here we go.
Get that niggas.
Go back to the beginning of the podcast.
So like.
7 and 3 8s
Kika TV says
Shout me out
Happy birthday Adam
Shout out to you
Michael Metroch
Said likes are free
Michael Metrog
Happy birthday Adam
Are you ready for the strip club
He's scrolling up
TRL can really rap
YouTube king
TRL Vice City remix said
Aaron Moses the one
Bro he can really rap
Just keep free out job
Just keep knock down while you smoke your Woody
Hector
Trianna said do know what's the best
view in LA to take a girl to shout out to my Englewood Bay.
Where's the base view?
Fuck, go to the Peacock view.
Where is that at?
That's it by Dodger Stadium.
I can take y'all there.
Peacock.
You be taking chicks to the view.
Is it nice, though?
What is a firehouse view where you can see all of L.A.?
But is it nice, though?
Yes, I just said yes.
You can show Aida Peacock's Lopez.
What's T.
Seven and three-eight's.
Hey.
Hey, bro, T-Row, all week people were sending me videos of like Woody and there was just like T-Ril.
Logan.
Logan Hibert Joseph
saying what up to us.
Shout out to him.
In yo girl's mouth
said house phone and camgirl was on the podcast
first, then the colonizer
came to take the show.
You did him like you did the niggins to John.
You Mark Zuckerberg that thing.
Then you Mark Zuckerberg, house phone and camgirl.
Man, I'm going to do a live show.
Where should we do it at?
Keep going up.
T-Row.
Watch Dr. Strange the movie if you want your arm
to work.
You have feeling it still so you get back to 100%.
Also, Vice City Remus was crazy.
No joke.
You got to start making me.
And you know, they told me I could actually get my arm kind of fixed.
I'm scared as fuck.
With stem sales?
I don't want to be in surgery that long.
It was a cream on my son.
I know because Adam did the stem cell shit for his arm.
It's their reconstruction.
So they go.
How long is the surgery?
He was over here.
That shit like 14 hours.
That's some light work for you.
You ain't thinking about it?
You ain't gonna be up?
I thought about it.
I thought about it.
I thought about it.
Yeah, I know, but shit, I don't want nothing to be happening while I'm on the table.
No, worst thing can happen, they can give you a metal arm, bro.
To me, that's a win-win situation.
It would be Jacks.
You can really be the winter soldier, bro.
Hoover Winter Soldier right now, digger.
Does not having an arm make you feel like having an arm is kind of overrated?
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Is it not that big a deal?
Yeah, it is kind of overrated.
And I'd be like, damn, these motherfuckers are un-grated.
grateful.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
We arm ungrateful?
Yeah.
Because I be throwing this motherfucker right.
I'm like, ah.
Tie your arm behind your back.
And then like at least for 10 minutes and let me see like.
I'm never going to freeze me again.
I'm going to.
I ain't never going to freeze me again in honor of you.
I'm going to take my arm serious.
Rob G.
Love at the end of the day, boys.
Keep it up, Adam.
But when can Tiny Cud get an interview?
He has a great story.
I was thinking that would be kind of interesting.
Yeah, you should do a T-Rour interview?
Yeah, but should I listen to Trevor's or not?
Oh, come on, man.
You fuck with the BBC?
Huh?
I fuck with the BBC.
Should I watch it, though?
Because are, like, am I going to then be like,
I don't need to interview him?
I just watch this.
Yeah, don't watch you a cold nigga.
I don't know, though.
Maybe Treve didn't ask good enough questions.
Maybe I'll have to ask my own questions.
You ruined your drip streak, by the way.
This is my drip is crazy right now.
What the fuck is you talking about?
The shoes is ugly.
Look, he said, you saw the shoes.
Cold Miss.
He's killing you right now, Housewom?
You're right.
He killing you right now, duh.
What?
Because he keep wearing Balenciagia.
No.
No.
He hate doing you, duh.
I'm on my Joe button.
Wait until I come in in an Amiri hat.
He's fit killing you right now, duh.
I'm wearing my own shit, though.
Yeah, that's right.
That's problem number one.
Oh, you won.
Wow.
I can't rock my own merch on my birthday.
Yeah, that's a fact.
You know, you got to get drippy on your birthday.
I'm going to go back to be in a script.
grow up pretty soon. But I still got complex con fits that I'm ready to get off.
Yeah, I got a lot. I got some cool shit. I'm still trying to drop. I'm only on camera so many days
a week. So, you know, you know, had a cool shoes. But every day I'd be getting drip.
But it's fucked up because you really don't see niggie shoes here, bro. Yeah.
We got to film different.
You guys start doing it. You should be like mall and sit up on a stool so you can see his shoes better.
Man, I'm wearing it. He would, he would, everybody else was on the couch and he would be up on a stool.
like up high so you can see his kicks
I'm gonna keep a G I don't watch them much to see
that you're a hater I'm just keeping the G
do a trust fall no
shout out Tampa Bay and Adam long time
listener your FHF in the building
shout to Izzyah for saying that
Don Cruz
says TRL sounds like Tygo
when he rap
this probably looks terrible
if you're gonna sit anywhere sit fucking behind Tiro
or something
I was trying to come squeets
house phone and AD should drop
of tape together. I agree.
When are we getting the K-Flock interview? Whenever the
fuck he comes to L.A. Trust me, I want to do that.
Franco
Mateo said, watching y'all
makes me feeling I'm back home. All hell of funny.
Much love to y'all. Shout it to you, too. And also
shout out to you for indicating that you're a crib
in various ways throughout this message.
Celestia
arrive, sent $5.00.
Said, happy great day and be safe tonight.
100%. We're going to keep it safe. No illicit
substances. Pretty boy, Pook, sent
$5.00. Said, AD, have a hoodie for you.
At 200 Co and HBD.
Adam.
Thank you very much.
Send that shit in.
Yeah.
Greg.
Gusman.
This is my birthday day, day, too.
Send some love.
And some of them ciches, too.
You spell the wrong.
But,
yeah, he ain't creepy for sure.
Good try.
Nah, I ain't going to read that one.
A.D.
Take them chain reactions.
Out the fuck is out.
Man, the facie's, man.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Come on, man.
That's a cloud.
Would you rock those up?
I'm going to give it a no.
That's a cloud shit.
Hey, hey, he's my nigga, though.
Burn these high rolls.
How's how you feel about them all black forces?
No, wait, who got all black forces on?
He looked like he's going to do some shit.
Hey, hey, shout out to pun.
Whatever pun got on, it's a W.
Oh, see, that's what I think of wear them all black forces.
They got to beat your ass in these motherfuckers energy.
Yeah.
Let me see that nigga's shoes on.
yeah he's gonna get with it
this guy said
I know how someone
not talking
he got his ex-Belanziagas
we all remember it
we all remember it
so he got a love
hate relationship
with Belisiaga
I know right
how the fuck they remember that
oh shit
and you called her too
but how was that
how was that not a flex
shout out Mac 310
from Harbor area
Mack said what's all great
before this Thanksgiving
we'll do that a sec
AD Bill like Penguin
guy from Batman
yes we know
why Adam look like a blues clues
rejects suck my dude you do I'm so proud
of you look how much you accomplished
juggalo's for the win
happy birthday shout out to
Bender Rodriguez
you the the homie as well
my friend
yeah
AD you about the relapse tonight this
this nigga over here shaking
looking at them 1942
he's like
we're like my precious
yeah
fuck it was a car
we got therapy standing on
on stop by I'll turn to club
like this look ready with a pan
we ain't got a re-dain
Hey, we were just talking about you, though.
How's the phone?
Everybody worried about you.
They say,
he'll let you to death.
So how are we going to check on you, man?
Yeah, he tried to act like you was a crack head.
Damn, who?
Adam.
Yeah, right?
I mean, how don't we supposed to check on you?
Adam'd be acting like I'm just down bad.
Just because he's done some crack doesn't make him a crack.
I ain't never touch no crack in my life.
Only crack I smoked is the Uzimaki pack.
That's that crack.
That's that new crack.
Happy G-Day, my boy.
Can you tell him?
Shout out, On a Cowley.
Wynch TV.
Whitney Ritchie said,
Happy birthday, Adam.
Thanks for inspiring all the nasty stuff I'd be doing to my free time.
You're a real one.
Okay, Whitney.
What's the nasty stuff?
Okay, Whitney.
You're a nasty nigger, not wiping, right?
Right.
It seems like every week we find a new thing that you do.
He said he wipe his ass three times and then that's it.
Anytime I ever went to use the bathroom after this nigger, the pee was just marinating in the toilet.
What color was it?
What?
Was it brown?
Was it black?
Hash brown brown.
I think almost a whole gallon.
of water on this podcast.
Oh.
I'll give you.
Like you since you've been here?
Nah,
because it's,
from like noon to right now,
I basically drank a little hoodie.
It's a wrap for y'all,
niggas.
And I gave Uriot's shoes.
Stop playing.
I was just about to say,
hold on,
and they got some drip.
We're passing out drip over it.
And a hat.
You're doing a hat?
You're doing with the ass pizza hat?
He got that from some random fucking giveaway.
You're not going to rock.
And they're not going to rock.
shit.
Miles' movie said I was on, check your DMs for my film.
You said you would be the main character.
Lion asshouse.
Oh, you go, nigga.
You holding up the movie because of it.
What a custom move.
Let's go.
Shout out Adam Bieber.
Shout out, Big Eddie.
Appreciate it.
I want some of that kid.
Can we finish?
Damn, you're going to get that.
You're going to get that.
I was looking at that.
Oh, thank you.
I can't hope.
I was scared.
What is he?
Oh.
That's gonna repeat that.
How's fun looking like Krusty the Clown on horse trangle option?
What?
That shit is hard.
He went in.
All right, any more questions?
If not, we're done.
Yeah.
I had to make sure I got here before eight.
Yeah.
This at the end of the motherfucking day, man.
And it's the end of the fucking podcast.
Yeah.
And now do no, eat the cake.
