No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 7 w/ Snap Dogg
Episode Date: November 19, 2020At the end of the day, we all knew it was going to happen. AD hosts his new weekly podcast on No Jumper with Yassy and Special Guest Snap Dogg GO FOLLOW SNAP DOGG https://www.instagram.com/snapdogg/ h...ttps://twitter.com/_snapdogg_ FOLLOW AD https://instagram.com/iitsad https://twitter.com/iitsad FOLLOW Yassy https://instagram.com/yassytv ---- No Jumper News Discord: https://discord.gg/ajntTVY FOLLOW US ON SNAPCHAT FOR THE LATEST NEWS & UPDATES https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! http://www.nojumper.com/ Follow us on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nojumper iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media: https://www.snapchat.com/discover/No_... http://www.twitter.com/nojumper http://www.instagram.com/nojumper https://www.facebook.com/NOJUMPEROFFICIAL/ http://www.reddit.com/r/nojumper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hey y'all what's popping
Wait are we actually live
Can somebody send me the link? Oh hey y'all was popping
Hey what's happening this at the end of the day with AD
Motherfucking ya's we got my cousin snap
Slai
I'm on Jesus telling that my mama now
Oh my god I got the ADD twins in the building this week
We're about to play
So what I'm gonna send this shit to you so you can post this motherfucker right now
Let's get right into this shit
It's do it don't say that it's live right now though
Now it's not sure shit
We're about to go live now.
Well, you know we start off asking each other about each other's weekends and shit.
I'm going to go first because I had a very non-eventful weekend.
It's going to be short.
What?
I'm a grown woman.
We need to take a shot before we talked about anything.
All right.
Send a link.
I just sent it.
You know what?
I'm not about to play with none of y'all today.
I'm about to go in today.
It's a dead link.
Not as a dead link.
That's not dead.
That's not dead.
Oh, it's dead.
It's not blue.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, I don't know.
What's going on?
A technical difficulty is a time for me to freestyle song.
No, you don't like that, Trevor?
Same thing.
Yeah, that's not working.
Yeah, he was right.
Do, do, do, do, do, do.
Yeah, we're live.
Okay, y'all.
My bad.
No, no, no.
I'm about to send this right now.
We got to get this shit right.
Get it right.
Get it tight.
So we can go in.
It's going to be a great-ass episode.
You know what I'm saying?
We had a real eventful weekends and shit.
I just sent this to Cuzzle, you know.
Shout to my phone.
Snap.
I need some energy.
Well, that's the link, man.
You're still dead.
You're buzzing.
No, my buzzing.
I ain't even, I'm a little tired, but I ain't drunk.
I just sent this year.
I sense it exactly what you sent me, Josh.
We live now.
Tune in.
Swipe up.
Yeah, let's do that.
Okay.
Anyways.
Yeah, Zee.
Crack it off, Cud.
All right, y'all.
So my weekend was very undefendent.
I didn't do much
but I planned a Friendsgiving
You know what I'm saying
We're gonna have a little Friendsgiving
At an Airbnb in Venice
You know what I'm saying
I went on a date this weekend
Did you get lucky?
No
Okay so look
This is the problem
No
No no this is the problem
So I went on a date
He was a really nice guy
I think from what I remember
I was drunk before I left the house
I called him the wrong name
For two hours
And he didn't let me know
the next morning.
Yeah, he's gonna fuck you up
when you see this interview.
No, he's a bitch-ass-nigger
if you're gonna let somebody car.
I didn't gonna let no girl car.
You're like, yeah, would you have corrected me?
You would have had an Uber home.
Okay, that's fine.
I'm gonna say, hey, you're out of here, Patricia.
Get out the car, bitch.
No, but for real though.
Like, could you, like, for two hours, though,
and then you want to text me the next morning?
Unless he ain't getting no clothes.
Wait, wait.
Unless he really wanted the pussy.
Unless he really wanted a pussy,
nigg was like, I'll be Charles.
I just can't imagine being that desperate, bro.
It's no dick out here that I'm going to let you call me the wrong name for.
It's just not happening.
Was he like a street dude or was he one of them geeky dudes?
Don't remember much.
Wasn't memorable.
You got roofied again?
No, I roofied myself.
I drank two bottles of wine and then I had like three patrol margaritas.
Man, let's take a shot.
I'd be outside, you know what I'm saying?
The old girls wasn't around, so I had to go on the day.
Come on, let's go.
He's scared.
He's looking at the shit.
You don't come to AD show and you have to drink.
I don't drink.
We're going to take one shot again.
This is an alcoholic, man.
You know, we've been walking for a year.
I'm going to tell you right now that this shot might do something to the dog, you feel
me, you know what I'm saying?
Give me some energy.
The four legs might come out.
Come on, ADD.
Let's go.
Let's get it.
Is this a real shot?
It's like a double.
That's a double shot.
Don't drink it all that one.
Don't drink it all that one.
It's a double shop.
Man, I'm about to go for it.
That's what I'm saying.
You're a real nigga, Kyle.
Let's go.
I'm not going to tell you otherwise.
We're on.
That's what I'm saying.
Let's go.
I know that hurt.
Come on, give me some energy.
I know that hurt the soul.
Hey, so anyways.
How was your weekend?
I want to ask Cuzzle how his weekend was.
Yeah, you're right.
Because I have a lot to unpack.
You do, you do.
Come on, Chris.
I had a fucked up weekend.
What happened, girl?
Man, I didn't let my man drive the car.
He's smack while I'm in it.
We so fucked up.
We don't play by the rules.
We get into the art car.
I end up been to a real car.
I end up in a real car accident when the airbags go up.
And I have my seat.
So my little ass flew in the half 150.
I'm in the passenger and shit.
And then all I hear is him like,
hey, y'all I'm supposed to be driving, bro.
I'm like, switch.
So we switched seats.
And then we looked at each other.
I'm like, bro, how the fuck we're about to get out, bro?
This bitch is about to blow up.
But we end up getting out that motherfucker.
And then the police, they take me to jail for a four-wheeler
and my bond was $100.
And they waited the whole day just so I can bind out.
They didn't want me out because then I'm like...
But why does everybody think when they get in the car
accident the car gonna blow because I've been in that position oh that
motherfucker was smoking bro I'm like we played too much grand the bottle
and we had two guns in the car oh yeah I'm like bro yeah I understand I understand
I thought we was fuck and I'm like I'm gonna shoot the window bro shit we got
you gonna shoot the window yeah how else I'm supposed to get out you can kick the window
man that bitch was shattered you know what oh he was like you was like really
like locked them up they had to bring the jaws of life to come get you what did you
hit. A nigga hit me.
That's what happened with my D-Y.
I got hit. No, you was drunk and you got hit.
This nigga, he was in the fusion
and he made the F-150 go
on the other side of the street and then he hit
somebody house and ran on their grad.
Oh, wow. He went doing the speed limit. We're doing 35.
That nigga was doing 60. It is. He's going to get
out the car and say, bro.
Man, I started to shoot that nigga.
You know what this reminds me of?
What? And I don't know. I don't know why
this reminds me of this. So when I
was about 14, 15, right?
I had a motherfucking BB gun.
Listen.
And I fucking painted the tip, pause.
I had painted the tip black.
So it looked like a real, like a little real gat, you know what I'm saying?
Oh, my God.
And you try to rob somebody.
I'm going to tell you.
Let me unpack this, man.
It was a goddamn taxi.
Taxis don't come to Compton like that.
It was a taxi man that just came down my street.
And I looked at because, and I said,
and he was stopping for me.
shit like that.
Yeah.
And I pulled the strap out on the taxi man to BB gun.
And this nigga fucking crash into somebody house, bro.
And I ran in the house.
No.
Nigga, you ain't get the money.
No.
No.
You ride backwards.
How old were you?
I was like 15.
I didn't think he was going to crash.
I don't think he was going to crash into somebody's house.
You know, I'm a professional robber.
Okay.
You must be inside the car with him.
You gave him an opportunity to pull off.
Snap.
You put the gun out too early.
Snap.
You were watching one of the movies before you did that shit.
I thought the niggins was just going to be scared,
but the nigger just crashed into one of my neighbors' house.
Because he was scared.
You know what I'm saying?
A niggas was like, boo!
You don't think he crashed because he was scared?
Yes, but by the time I could even process what was going on,
the nigger already took off.
And I ran in the house.
I was in the backyard peeking, the cops came and everything.
You can't blame him, though.
He ain't been driving in my city.
I ain't going to lie.
This shot kicking in, bro.
Yeah, no, it does that.
That's that.
That's that energy.
Let's go.
It does that.
Come on.
Come on.
That's snit.
Go on, don't play with it.
That's like a sneaky bitch.
It's like a sneaky bitch that cheat on you behind your back.
Is it?
What is it?
He looked at his easy.
Oh, shit.
Why are you cheating?
See, that's what's wrong with women.
No, no, no, no.
They want to fight for me.
They got pressure.
Why are you cheating?
Can I, can I, let me hear this shit.
Yeah.
Okay, so nine times out of ten, I know when you're cheating.
You just, your body's different.
You're moving different.
You're talking different.
You're just being different.
So I'm going to cheat back to make myself feel better
Because I already know what's going on.
That's what wrong?
So why do y'all cheat?
What's wrong with y'all?
Because we'd be thinking with the dick at the moment.
Like we're not trying to keep the motherfuckers.
I'm thinking with the brain at the moment.
But I'm saying, though, y'all girls can't do that, bro.
Why?
Y'all's strong with it.
You can't take one of our bitch cheat.
We can't take that.
I don't believe in that.
Listen, when you go on a date with a nigger, we're ready to kill you.
It's like World War III.
But Chalk and take us back after we go stick another bitch.
Y'all can take us back.
Okay.
Okay.
So, fuck no.
Y'all never took a bitch back that cheated on you?
I did, man.
I should crack that bitch outside her head for real.
Okay, exactly.
So shut up.
Honestly, I get mad.
The girl I'm dealing with the time had niggas before me, which I know she had niggas before me.
So I feel like she cheated on me before she even met me.
No, you're sick.
God was supposed to lead her to me.
I was supposed to be her only.
Only one and the bitch cheated on me before she even met me.
Hell no.
You cheat on me.
You getting cheated on back.
See, that's what's wrong with you.
See, that's what's going on.
All right.
Don't play the game.
The city girls and all that real nick.
No. And shout out the city girls.
Shout out sweetie.
Shout out sweetie.
You said,
Shut off sweetie.
You said,
you're saying,
you can't,
y'all are women wrong.
Call a Suidi Salidi.
Y'all be on y'all.
Y'all be on your cake and eat it too.
That's not cool.
Why not?
Trace Long said you can have your cake and eat it too.
All right,
let me ask you this.
When you cheat,
what is you doing?
Is you just going on a date?
I mean, I could go on a date.
He might be scared.
He has you going to get a yams.
He might be sister.
I had to tell my glass.
He might be smarter than you.
He might be nicer than you.
He might be gentler than you.
You want to get him shot?
Yeah.
He's not.
He might be better than yours.
Oh, no.
No, motherfucking shit better than the Black Hammer.
I ain't never had to worry about that.
Wait.
They don't come back.
Wait a minute.
That's the self-proclaimed.
No, wait a minute.
Snap got a track record.
He has seven kids.
Six baby mama.
Okay, so you might be a demon.
But you're the type that we stay away from.
Who?
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who.
Yeah.
That's a black hammer.
No, no, no.
The Black Hammer once you go to snap, ain't no going back.
I got two kids, two baby mamas, bro.
I'm looking weak over here.
Man, that shit, I ain't on a lot.
I need to set my game, look.
I go through a lot.
I go through a lot.
Do girls get self-conscious, though?
Like, two girls be like,
I don't really want to deal with a motherfucker with, like,
mad kid.
You know what so crazy?
Because I don't have my kids from no women.
For one, I don't, I ain't never bring her women around my kids anyway.
Okay.
Because you're not even getting past that stage.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
But, like, nah, they be, they don't.
You get the black hammer
You good
Man, it's 20-20
These girls don't care
That's true
I've seen motherfuckers
That's crazy though
Like I be getting girls
They don't got no kids
Because it's like girls that do got kids
I ain't you know
I'd be like damn man
Bitch bitch you need to babysitting
Damn bitch you can't spend night
tonight
You know what?
Okay but how can you play
That's not fair
I didn't spend night
If she got kids
I know she fucking right away
You can't tell me no
What if she spends the night
No she has kids
By her stuff
That means if you have kids that you are going to have sex with the person that you're talking to?
You're going to have sex to me anyway.
But I'm just saying, if she has kids, I know what time it is.
What makes you so sure that someone is just going to have sex with you.
Just look at me.
What you mean?
Look at me.
If you're coming over my career late and you ain't spent a night, you're already time with it.
And this, I'm going to tell you where y'all girls fuck up at.
Because y'all have come over a nigger creed and y'all don't bring that bag.
You know what I'm saying?
The overnight.
The overnight.
The overnight.
So y'all got that one outfit, right?
I'm not notorious for the overnight.
Where one outfit, right?
So, on top, I tell you ain't getting to my bed with them street clothes.
That shit did.
That's my little trick way.
You don't like outside clothes?
We got COVID anyway.
So when they get in that motherfucker with their panties on, I already know what time it is.
Slide them off.
You already know you got to go home.
I ain't about, what the fuck we in the bed for?
You don't ever want to like, you don't ever meet a girl that's worth cuddling and watching a movie with?
Man, shit.
You got to be.
I like watching movies and cutter something.
No, but you're like sure that they're going to fuck now.
I'm about to be cuddling with you and not, no, bro.
We're about to watch Netflix.
I'm going to give me an action movie
with shoot them up, bang, bang, bang, bang.
You're going to watch John Wick while you're hitting guys?
Oh God.
I got to keep the TV on.
Can I ask you?
Can I ask you?
Can I ask you a question?
What is your go-to Netflix and Chill movie?
I like Minutes of Society.
You know, Snap.
What the fuck?
I'm not going to lie.
I've had a good Netflix and Chill Night's that movie.
I've had a good Netflix and Chill to me.
What, nigg?
Hey, snap.
I can't be watching that movie.
That sentimental shit, man.
That cry baby shit, because then she's going to think about her old nigger, you know what I'm saying?
That's not true.
But I had a woman tell me before she even let me smash, like, the reason why we ain't started
because I got a boyfriend, he wanted to marry me, I don't want to cheat on him.
What?
I don't get a fuck.
Put on the notebook.
That's a good one, too.
I ain't going to lie, I got hit to both.
I would sit there, put on a notebook.
And that's like I'm crying, and we just sit there and cry and hold each other together.
Why do you feel like you need to act?
And then I get the yams, girls.
Adi, go the fuck to hell.
This nigga putting on boys in the hood and shit.
For real, because you know.
Get Rick!
On top, when you're in my room, the pistol sitting on the dressing.
I mean, of course they know that shit.
You leave that out.
No, I really be under my pillow.
Okay.
Have you ever had a bitch tell you put the pistol in her mouth why you was doing that?
Hey, yo, that's some crazy.
I'd be scared of that.
I've heard girls are into that.
Has that happened to you?
Of that point, you tell me that.
I mean, has it happened to anybody you know?
Yes.
Okay.
She told me that I'm running because in that moment, I know she's suicidal.
So anything I do, she willing to kill me.
She willing to kill me.
No, I think you got three.
You got things like further.
Like she willing to kill you and die killing herself.
But that makes it interesting.
Nah, fuck that.
No, no.
I don't.
All right.
So you like crazy girls.
I want a fucking Liberian.
I like crazy girls.
I like crazy girls.
Who want a fucking Liberian?
I don't want a fucking Liberian.
Freaks.
Like, I like crazy girls.
Bagel now!
You like girls that's going to, like, text you a thousand times?
You got to put me in my place.
You got to put me in my place.
I don't like that soft shit, but I don't want to text me a thousand times.
No, I don't do that.
I'm going to say, bitch, you're bugging.
I'll tell you about yourself.
That's how you talk.
I won't text you a thousand times, though, even though you think I will.
See me?
You see that?
No caller.
No caller ideas.
No.
My nigga, why you had three phones?
What's that?
I got four.
He got the other.
Oh, he got four.
Oh, you're a crazy nib.
I know that's right.
I got four.
See, I'm probably about getting kissed out.
That's why.
What is that a Google text number?
If she don't Google text you, then this.
No, there's no call ID.
Yeah, I know, but is it from the app?
Is it from WhatsApp?
Google or like, what do we doing?
You want to see how many time?
Because I'm trained to do this.
You want to see how many time the phone going to go off?
I mean, that's three already.
This answer to it right there.
Huh?
No, no.
No, no.
Don't do them like that.
Don't do it on.
Hey, he's trying to get me killed.
Don't do him like that.
He's trying to give me killed.
You're not in the house.
You're not crazy.
Not as mine.
Because we got to be.
We got to be Bonnie and Clyde, you feel it?
Bonnie and Clyde.
Yeah, we're going to ride together.
We're going to die together.
You know what?
Bonnie and Clyde for life.
It'd be motherfuckers like this, though.
And see, you got niggas like me to put on the notebook.
I'm a toxic.
Nick, I got toxic.
Blackhammer.
I'm toxic, too.
I'm telling me.
It's what it is.
I think.
I think I give the wrong impression, like a girl, but like this nigga, like, loves me.
Like the type of movies and the conversation in a way a nigga talk.
I don't know.
You move like a light skin, though?
In my light skin?
Yeah.
No, I'm brown.
I'm down in the color of your goddamn sweater.
This is orange.
No, that's just like.
My heart is orange.
My heart is orange.
Yeah.
Well, speaking of an orange, we have a homie named here who has sex with oranges.
Yeah.
He did.
I'm a homie in here.
He fuck the orange.
How the fuck you fuck an orange, bro.
I'm not ger.
Hey, wait, wait.
Please bring Yuri in here, please.
Bring Yuri in here.
Please.
Come here, Yuri.
That's the one of the glasses.
Yeah.
Come here, Erri.
Do he get pussy?
That's his girlfriend.
Right here.
That's his girlfriend.
She's bad.
You got a girlfriend.
Come on camera.
Okay, please.
You got a girlfriend.
Yeah.
Your girlfriend.
Wait, here.
We love you, Riley.
No, no.
She just walked past.
Shame that.
No, no.
Riley changed his life.
I love that is his woman.
Okay.
But before Riley came.
he was in a produce eye.
He was banging.
Why'd you eat the orange.
He was hitting the cuties, care.
I was drunk off the fucking Don Julio, Don Julio.
So you put, oh.
So you sat there and put the orange and fucked it.
I don't even know if he built it.
Did you feel it?
I think I literally just took my, dude, it's so weird.
I hate it.
I don't like that.
This is like I used to do this year.
Nah, you're great, guys.
Yeah.
Hey, no.
Hold up.
Can I just say that.
I was supposed to be 80's number one guest,
Instead, now every guest he introduces me as the guy who fucked in orange.
No, Yuri, I always say that you're great.
Jerry, I'm sorry.
This time, I did not try to do that.
Every single-in-wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, listen.
Listen, listen.
I'm sorry, you.
I will never do it again.
I didn't know.
I didn't know that you were offended by it.
I'm not offended, but it's just like, no, no, because now this is all he's going to remember me for.
No, but I fuck with you.
My color is orange.
No, his color is orange.
The Bronco orange.
And she's wearing orange.
And I said, speaking of orange, I got a homie to have.
sex with an orange.
Yeah.
Live in your truth,
Erie.
No, but you got
you got your girl
though.
So you elevated
so you're good.
You graduated.
You graduated.
Amen.
And now you got Riley.
Oh, Jesus.
Come on.
We love Riley.
It's a bad bitch.
Shout out to Riley.
Shout out of Riley.
That's a bad bitch.
You got to
hope you don't have
no babies by the oranges.
If I see orange
of glasses,
girls.
Little cuties.
I'll bring that
motherfucker in this shit next.
Just keep all the oranges
away from it.
And they sniffed
What?
I ain't never heard of that one, bro.
No, don't do that to your eargraves.
He was drunk.
You was drunk so that shit don't count.
Like right now, I'm buzzed right now.
This shit ain't right.
Are you buzzed?
It's not right.
You're buzzed already?
Anybody else for another shot?
I'm hot.
Yes.
This is not right.
It's not right.
Come on now.
I told you not to take it all in one sitting.
Y'all can't do me like that.
You know what?
I tried to hold it down.
I'm lit.
Hit me your almost.
I know that's right.
Don't,
Nick, don't.
See,
it wasn't meant for me to drink.
See?
God came in.
We have another bottle.
The drink guys,
no,
fuck that.
The drink guys came in
and told me.
The drink guys
told me sound
to my nigga Bezo.
That right there.
You see how you
boop, boop,
and it wasn't ready.
No, it wasn't ready.
This is going to get
two more after this.
You ain't got to do it, though,
Cazzo.
No, I'm about
do this one.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Can I can not.
Can I get one of your slogans, please, since we turn.
Bring it here.
Oh, Jesus.
Go on.
Oh, Jesus.
My mom and then we slide and gliding.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you scared.
They're a bitch ass and I.
Okay.
Pussy.
Mm-hmm.
So back to it.
You know, I really didn't know that Jesus' sandals came from you.
And my brother in jail, dead ass, says that shit.
He's been saying it for like three years now.
Yes.
I have, I have a feeling.
It's going to blow up.
That snap heard that around me, though, too.
I heard that around you.
At the same time.
No.
Here we go.
Here he go.
Who said that?
Me?
You did?
Get the fuck out of here.
I never got to say.
Wait, wait, wait.
I was just going to say
Great minds think alike.
I was going to leave it at that.
Nah.
Because look,
I was saying this shit
and I'm like,
this nigga snapped
and took it over because
he's the face of it now.
I just back off.
I'm going to keep a jeep.
Nah.
Oh, Jesus, son,
that I'm on my mom.
See, you did it again.
Well, I love it.
It's a stable.
Free my brother.
Y'all about to have me slurring and shit.
You want the black hammer?
Huh?
You can't get it.
Once you go to snap,
ain't no going bad.
You feel me?
I'd be like
Gitty, gitty,
you know
You feel me?
I'm telling me
I'm the king of energy
I'm like the energizing bunny
You feel me
The battery don't stop
This is like
This is like
Real family to me
The battery don't stop
How was your weekend, AD?
Well, what you do, nigga?
Your mom slid in my DMs
Yeah
Okay, and let's talk about it
What she said?
What she said?
What she said?
You're pissing me all?
You got aunties
Auntie!
Yes.
Yes.
No list.
Double date.
Double date.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We're going to talk about it.
Because my mom has a habit of taking my little crushes and stuff.
Not that it is my crush.
Oh, I mean, you.
I'm finished.
All right.
So my celebrity crush is obviously Future Hendrix.
She took that over.
I let her have it.
Future.
Oh, you said Future.
I'm drunk.
I'm drunk.
Okay.
You're right.
Okay.
I'm going to give you a pass.
She took Future over.
And then this motherfucker sends me a screenshot.
But what does it have to do with me?
Huh?
You said she likes to take over your questions.
I mean, but you're someone that I know.
So now she's in your DM.
So now I have to question her.
I got to fess her up.
What do you know?
What?
I don't kiss and tell.
No, no.
What?
You're up.
Mom, I know she watching this right now.
Andy, no.
Mama Yazzie.
He ate that total.
I'm not going to lie, though.
My mom is bad.
She bad?
Not, she's really bad.
Her mom.
Bad.
You're pretty, so I know she's bad.
Hold on.
Say it again.
You want the black.
You're pretty for sure.
I think she's going with the black hammer.
You ain't going to crush on me no, though
I'm just
that's out my mom
I know that's right
I'm playing with you stay with it
I ain't gonna lie
man my windows be getting bust out man
I got that type of
you know
effect
you know
I'm buzzing
bro what the fuck
I'm you losing
bro you let me
fuck up bro
I'm gonna drink the rest for you
man
so you're not gonna take
the third one with us
three
all three and we're
no no
we're gonna give a slap
I'm gonna let him
I was kidding
because I see him now
I was kidding.
I was kidding.
He's going to have a seven-bay mom today.
Man.
If y'all two had a baby, that'd be dope.
Pretty-ass baby.
All my kids got long hair, good hair.
I got good hair.
I got good hair.
I know that's right.
Love connection.
And they come out the womb.
Okay, matchmaker.
Matchmaker.
Okay, Matchmaker, AD.
I'm going to say, don't touch my hand.
You already exposed yourself.
My mom would be talking to my crushes and blah, blah, blah, blah.
No, I just want to.
You got the mama with us.
Wouldn't it be dope if I took them both on a date?
Lit.
Liddy.
Yes, Sersky.
What?
Maybe just my mom.
Maybe just my mother.
Not me.
We do a show.
Maybe we should keep the show going.
We do a show everyone's there.
Yeah.
The show will be ending.
Okay.
Don't say that either.
Maybe the last episode.
Adam, he's kidding.
On the WB.
Adam, he's joking.
I don't know what he's talking about.
He's losing me.
LA news
can you tell me
we're just joking
I like god damn
yeah we just plan
I don't take it serious man
the nigga you just went on a date with
not getting my DM talking crazy
because I blocked him
I killed him
oh wow okay
I'm just talking
I like to know that
The blammy pack stays around
and stays equipped
I am a demon
okay respectfully
yes sirs
that's why I love snap
I don't hold shit back
y'all ain't got me lick it up
I'm about say some shit man
come on car let's go
No, let's not incriminate him.
No, he ain't going to crimson himself.
He's not going to criminate himself.
How was your weekend, ADD?
You were on the thought tour.
A thought tour.
I mean an educational tour teaching underprivileged children, Spanish, as you said.
Allegedly.
Yeah.
Allegedly.
How was that?
I went to Houston, Texas.
And we was, wow, we was going crazy.
Yeah, it's going crazy.
It's open.
Yeah.
Bottos every night, three four times a day.
We're in the clubs.
We turned to fucking.
up. We went to one place called
the seaside lounge, right?
Don't forget that. Yeah, no, don't forget that.
Look, the content home girls is in the building.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, Sushki.
Man, they get into it with one of the
other home girls. They start locking.
Bam, bang, bam.
Wait, wait, wait. Like, the emails that you came with, got into it
with each other? I've seen them and I know
them. Everybody was drinking.
Everybody was. They got into it with each other. They got into it with each other.
They start swinging.
Whoa.
In the motherfucking seaside lounge.
Okay.
And then the homie was so mad.
Like, where the girl at that fired on my home girl?
He's looking for her.
So he's ready to, uh, uh, I can, uh, I can, what's the other name?
He was going, Tina Turner.
He was going to creamer.
I'm like, bro, no!
Don't do it, bro.
You feel me?
I couldn't let him go out like that.
But, um, that was one day.
And I got a, I got a homie.
I say, I ain't going to say his name, though, right?
This nigger, we in the house.
He says, I'm about to go get blunts.
The store is like two blocks away.
For sure.
This nigga lost for like.
Eight hours, bro.
Eight hours, bro.
He won't get some pussy.
No, he didn't go get no pussy.
He just walked and got lost,
and he said a random Asian family brought him to us.
And I said, what the fuck is wrong with you?
And the homie said, this ain't the first time.
He said, one time we went to Columbia,
and he said he get a WhatsApp saying,
we got your home boy, sent a $10,000 for we kill him.
Yo, what?
Swear to God.
No, he's different.
Was it true?
Yes, it was true.
They paid the 10K.
They got the homie back.
What this was at?
In Colombia.
We're not going to.
Yeah.
That's what I said.
I don't know.
He got kidnapped.
I don't know.
That's crazy.
That's like you got to realize that's rappers, bro.
We got to go overseas, bro.
Like, we don't know what the fuck going on over there.
Nigger fuck overseas, Texas.
Niggas get in Texas.
I remember when we did, we went to, where was that Texas?
We were on some booish here.
No, no, I ain't a lie.
We were just on boo and shit.
Wait, so y'all went to Texas prior to this.
Oh, no.
We went to South by South West.
And we was deep as a motherfucker.
We didn't have little scooters and shit,
Eddie talking shit to everybody and shit.
What is wrong with you, bro?
Slim out there.
Slim was on, because he was looking for somebody at that moment.
We hopped in a motherfucking little tram or something.
I still got that picture, too.
Oh.
Well, you got a picture of y'all on a little train?
Hell yeah.
I would love to see it.
But Slim, just like the nigger driving.
he started like banging on that
nigga, the nigga was confused.
Hey, homie got us fucked up.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I was like, what the fuck?
Yeah, like, yes.
We all the wrong people to be around each other.
Yeah, no, this sounds like a terrible thing.
Like, we was ready.
Like, we were just like, whatever all bullshit.
Yeah, if you want it slim, we're on it with you.
Okay.
All right.
That's how he is.
But we were out there.
Never to travel with y'all.
You can try, you're going to have fun with us, man.
Like, you're going to love it.
A.K.
The black hammer.
The black hammer.
Once you go snap, hey, I ain't going back.
No, it's crazy, though, because all these news stories about rappers getting shot in Texas happened, and this nigga, Adam texts me, he's like, he's like, bro, you must be the only rapper who ain't got shot in Texas this week.
He was like, you need to be careful.
I'm not going to lie, I was really nervous for you.
Why?
Because, like, I don't know.
Man, as soon as I touch down.
Man, that's a real G-W-R-G.
Yeah, I know.
It's real, I know.
Okay.
Bullets don't got no names on.
You want to touch him, bro.
You love, everybody loves him.
Yeah, okay.
Leave me alone, here.
There's a whole lot of people love.
I don't get really.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I was nervous for you, though.
But as soon as it's a touchdown, I hit my homies.
I'm like, hey, I need me two yestos.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
While I'm out here.
Uwap.
Yeah.
Delivery service.
Like Uber.
Just you do.
Okay.
Pull up.
You know I'm not from the street, so I don't know.
You're teaching me.
But I went to another club out there, right?
I swear to God, I go to this club popping, right?
When he in there, everything booming.
It felt like I was bad.
outside in the clubs they had tables everything
nigga I'm gonna niggins I'm gonna drink hennessee like yeah I was about to say
you drank henny this weekend I'm I'm I'm lit you all know you won't my nigger
soon as we get out the club my niggas start rumbling niggas is fighting they're going
back and forth right I see niggas by the grip you feel me yeah the bitches that was
around me they let's go I'm like I ain't about to run by the cars and all the extra
shit I'm like a bitch I'm not doing that shit yeah I'm standing right there
Like, come on, let's go.
Come on, please.
I'm like, nah.
But then, look, the motherfucking police came out with the AR,
with the body armor.
He told me to move.
He was like, move.
I said, all right, bro.
You know what time it is.
I'm cool.
You got that?
That nigga ran over there with that motherfucker.
Everybody scattered like roaches and shit like that.
You let that bitch go?
No, he didn't let it go.
Okay.
I would have told you all that right there.
That motherfucker.
That shit was crazy.
Yeah, Texas is crazy right now.
But they got some spot called turkey leg hut.
That's amazing.
With the kind of food they got.
Nicarkey legs.
Bro, I'm saying.
Yo,
yo,
stop the fuck up.
Nah,
because I was one of the same thing.
You know,
some places name.
The name is turkey legs.
Some places name that shit.
And they don't got no type of food that got anything.
And you go to turkey leg hood and get some cereal and donuts.
Jesus handles.
Yo, A.D., shut up.
Shut up.
No, but they got like a three, four hour wait time.
You waited three hours?
I was about to say
Don't be a goofy out here
What's my name?
A.D.
All right.
You see how she said?
Stop trying to get our show canceled.
I just made it here.
I fight for my life.
What you said?
A.
A.D.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Dog, I'm fucking lit.
I'm glad.
Yeah, this is the point.
This ain't right.
Why?
No, it is right.
You having a fun?
You having a good time.
I'm having a good time.
I'm having a good time.
But you know,
pack is uh the black you know that if he blick the ify blakey sticky
the ify blakey sticky yo shut up y'all are retarded yeah i'm challenged that's what you
always say oh yeah i meant challenge not retarded no no but you know you know it's crazy my
whole time i was gone for like almost a week um i seen one of the comments on no jumper news
they said where the fuck is a d they're like fuck no jumper now they think i get fired from here
every week oh um you know house phone told them yesterday that me
You and everybody else, but him, Trevor, and Josh got fired.
Wait, say it again?
House One told everyone that we all got fired except for him, Trevor, and Josh.
Even Adam got fired.
Yeah.
Adam got fired?
That my boy, I fuck with Adam.
Adam and...
I had to hit him up, man, because that one girl was on some bullshit, man.
She slid on my DM and thought she was going to leave me.
We don't know.
She thought she was going on.
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
Leave me.
Leave me.
I know.
She like, you know Harry Potter, they say the one who should not be named.
Yeah.
All right.
You're right.
We're going to shut up.
Yeah.
I turned it down, though, like a G.
Yeah.
Sorry, Voldemort.
We don't want no feet.
We do not poke the bear out of hibernation.
We do not poke the bear.
That's this shit right here.
But, uh, respectfully.
Yeah, respectfully.
You know what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ.
On Jesus handles.
Yes, on Jesus handles.
We're not going to do that.
Hey, we sorry, Voldemort.
So did either of y'all
Women's men get a PS5 from a woman
Ain't this bottom bitch
I got my PS5
I ain't got no PS5 I'm still on the other one
I just looked at that bitch to death
I ain't alive I see a P.m's 4 right now
I'm gonna spin on it
Damn bro
Okay
But all these niggas buying them bitches man
You can't even get them bro
Then niggas selling them like Jordans
No they're selling them right now
For 1200 and 1400 you know what I'm gonna do
I seen three bands
Hey, homie, me in the parking lot, bro, I want to buy that motherfucker out two racks.
As soon as he pull up.
Bada boom, bada bau, run it.
Bada boom, bada bow.
Oh, you bought yours?
No, I'm saying.
I'm a bada boom, bada bow.
You know what, yeah.
Offer up.
You know what about to wax?
You not about to wax me when they're going four, five hundred and a store with all the light.
Joe the neckbone?
Joe the neck bone.
I just made that shit up.
What is that?
Who that fucking Joe the neckbone?
Yo, shut up.
I just made that shit up.
What the fuck?
You made that up?
I just made that up.
No, I ain't going to lie, though.
Allegedly.
We used to get niggas off a Craigslist, though.
Oh, what?
Yeah.
Off the phones and shit.
Yeah.
Pull up on them and shit.
What's you going to do?
I got a crazy-ass story about the phones, bro.
You know, I used to steal phones, bro.
Me too.
I phone.
Tell me yours first, and I'll tell you my after one.
All the metros and the iPhones are a slide, man.
I had this one story, right, with my brother cash paid.
So we're in school, right?
Boom.
We get this new girl.
I see her with the eye.
iPhone. I'm like, yo, bro, I'm
gonna steal this bitch next hour, bro.
We got gym.
Br, I ain't know this bitch was the track runner,
right? Fuck me all up.
This is the first, this lit go all bad.
So boom, I'm like, all right,
I'm gonna be walking with the phone.
That's gonna be my left hand loose.
So hit the corner, grab that bitch, take off.
So the school, my high school, got five floors,
right?
Brother shit, this bitch, mind me of white chicks, bro.
She was like a nigga in the woman body at this moment.
So boom, he hit that motherfucker.
He got the shirt tied up.
He hit that motherfucker in the hallway.
Bam, he grabbed.
Man, bro.
So, I, like, I'm running to play it off.
Like, I ain't got nothing to do with this shit.
Like, I don't even know this nigga.
You feel me?
Like, this nigga, he just bitched me out.
You know, I'm playing it off, though.
So, boom, I try to run with her and shit.
I, like, I'm helping her.
Yo, I ain't know the bitch's the track owner.
She booted me to the locker.
And catches this nigga.
Catch my brother, bro.
He gave the phone back.
I say, what the fuck is wrong with a nigga.
He was a shoulder neck ball.
I'm told her.
She's like, look.
There ain't no Joe the neck bone for sure.
Because she's good, though.
Like, she gave me her.
Like, I ain't even know.
So he was strong like that.
So he was like, boom.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
I hit the lock.
Like, boo-boo.
You feel?
Like, damn, bitch.
Like, shit, she ain't playing with an iPhone.
And this is the old iPhone with the fat back and shit like that.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Man, she hawked him, bro.
He's like, bro, how you let her give me?
I'm like, nigga I ain't know this bitch run faster than me.
Yo.
And now, that was the fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck the fuckth up lick about the
phones. Like, I think I retired after that day.
Let me tell you something.
Yeah, I just thought like over 50.
I just thought over 50 phones, though.
So did you never have like a job like in high school?
I ain't never had no job.
I worked at KFC for fucking one day.
They had me fucked up.
What they had you do?
I mean, me.
I can't see you serving chicken, bro.
Oh my mama, nigga.
They ain't even let me get to the point to serve the chicken.
They put me in the bathroom cleaning that bitch up.
And I'm sniffed.
Man, he was Joe neckbone.
Man, he was Joe neckbone.
He had me fucked up.
Man, I'm like, I asked him.
Like, bro, I don't know to cook, but can I cook the chicken?
Like, damn, can I make the chicken?
You have to be like a certified, because I used to work at Popeyes.
That was my first job.
You have to be like a certified cook.
Load that chicken from Popeye.
Louisiana and the best.
One of the school students walked in there and I was snap dog too.
I just, I went rapping.
They're like, snap.
I'm like, not here.
I'm not saying.
Come on a shirt.
And they gave me a work shirt that was small.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Have you always been skinny though?
I'm not mad.
I used to work.
I used to work at Target.
And you feel me?
And motherfuckers used to see me.
I should be like this.
Look.
But I only had 24 hours.
And that's your way, are you?
Look.
Hey, look, though.
Bank and break.
And when they pay me, though, when I got my check,
when I got my check, it was $70.
What?
For the day?
For that day.
Okay.
I mean, that.
Oh.
That was something.
One time I miss work so much.
The whole year, I think I made $6,000.
Pivoting.
That's shit.
Not, not we get.
That's bad.
The whole year.
That's so bad.
I want to go do my taxes.
They're like, boy.
You show you got a job.
Shut the fuck.
I don't even know how it is for taxes, man.
I don't know what that shit.
Wait, wait.
Word, allegedly, allegedly.
Oh shit.
Leave it alone.
I'm a broke-ass rapper.
What you're talking about?
Maybe like that.
Right, right.
That's not making no rap money.
I didn't make no rap money.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, you're crazy.
Nobody, no.
I don't know.
He said nobody.
Let me shut up for child support.
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
he's going crazy what's wrong with you
hey let me shut up
Gap don't have no children he do his taxes
I'm gonna call his yeah I'm gonna do my gabagababab juice I'm gonna call it
Gaba Gaba Gaba juice this thing is making shit up on the fly
He said, he said, they thought I was Joe the neckbone.
Joe the neck bone, man.
Who is Joe?
I was with him.
I was like, yeah, Joe the neck bone.
Wait, can you tell us, though, who is Joe the neckboat?
He just made it up.
I just made that shit up.
Okay.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Let me tell you about my stealing phone stories, allegedly.
It broke, me and the homies had like a little stealing phone coat.
Yeah.
So we used to have this homie pick a little.
up in this white little van.
It was like Astro van and shit.
So after school, my nigga,
he'll load up like 10, 11 of us, my nigga.
Bro, you're trying hitting the stores, my nigga?
No, we was hitting people.
All 10 niggas on one phone.
Nigger, whatever we can find.
We was thirsty, bro.
We were driving.
We were on high school.
So we got an older homie who were out of high school
who was just driving us and shit like that.
He got the a lot.
He got everything.
So we go into all the high schools.
Whoever we see with a phone,
we hopping out.
Okay.
What kind of phone, though?
They're just taking all phones.
iPhones, sidekicks, whatever, bro.
Whatever they can do that shit.
How you remember them?
Evos?
You got it?
Yeah, them was going up.
But I didn't steal them, though.
It was like $2.50.
I'm cool.
Shit, I need that.
Hey, you know what's crazy, though?
One time, my homie, D-Mack, rest in peace.
I'm driving aroundly going back to the hood.
I see this nigga on the ground with a female rolling.
He's trying to take her motherfucking iPhone.
She is not letting that motherfucker fucking.
go. Those motherfuckers just roll in the middle
street. I'm like, Matt, get up,
cut, hop in the car. He is not going.
I swear, nigga, rolling
around with that motherfucker, bro. As I said,
we got to, is this still the phone
shit? It's too much, bro. Yeah.
It's too fucking much. And then,
you know, I got another homie. He's like, look,
we can get niggas off the Craigs list.
So, you feel me? We see people's trying
to sell these new iPhones on Cragg list?
Nigger, we'll pull up in his lawn pallor.
Yeah. Two big ass niggas hop out.
Yeah. Man, give me your shit for we fuck you up,
niggas. Here you go.
We put that motherfucker right back on Craigslist.
You see that?
I never.
That's that.
Double-dipper, double-diff.
You see that?
AD, that's the black hammer.
That's the black hammer.
That's crazy.
I'm not going to lie.
I never stole the phone, but I used to wear his staples and like sometimes guys
would come.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Because you already admitted about Walmart.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
The apartment store.
That didn't go live.
So shut up.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I used to work at a.
fucking stables
and I would let
you stole a printer?
No, I don't let...
You look like you're somebody
still a printer.
You know it's so crazy?
I'm gonna let you tell your story first.
I'm gonna let you tell your story.
There was one time where like
this is like when beats first went live
like everybody wanted beat headphones.
I can tell my shit, I'm hot.
I mean, I'm cool.
Consent?
Consent?
Consent?
I ain't fucking with you.
Okay.
I used to still.
I used to let guys come in and just steal beats headphones because I was scared to get involved.
Yeah, like they would be like, what a beat's at?
And I would be like, oh, they're right here.
I'd open the little shit.
They would take them and just walk out.
You was that scared?
I'm from the suburbs.
I never had to deal with no shit like that.
I was showing you back then.
Yeah.
We would have had your ass hostage.
Y'all have been up.
Y'all have been up.
I'm not going to lie.
Shout out.
Stables though it built character yeah no one time when I was working at Target
it was a radio shack like right next to that shit and I walk out my job one day
and these motherfuckers somebody ran a radio shack and hogtie everybody
niggia and you weren't there I wouldn't let you know wait a minute
yo shut up I don't know you're fucking stupid maybe I should have bought that
You're fucking stupid.
But you're dangerous, though, because you look so innocent.
Like, you wouldn't even do none.
You're fucking a demon, too.
No, that's a cheater, bro.
You're a fucking cheater.
You're a fucking cheater, bro.
That's not cool, bro.
If you're going to cheat on me, then I'm going to cheat back.
That's not cool.
Just cut them off.
No.
That's not right.
Why do you need to be having girls, hostas and shit?
You know what I'm saying?
Wait, you would hold me hostage?
No, no, no.
So we're good.
Yes.
So we're good.
I'm just saying, though, like, why do you think he is?
Joe the neckbone?
I'm not Joe the neckbone.
I know that's right.
Joe the neck bone is a guy.
I wouldn't fuck with Joe the neck bone.
That's not cool, though.
You can't do that, bro.
I play on my innocence.
You know what I'm saying?
Get you comfortable.
You know what I'm saying?
See, that's why niggas is fucked up.
Not with the women, bro.
Y'all want to be like niggas.
Yes, yes.
I agree with that.
Niggers really go crazy over women.
Like for real
Like for real for real
I'm about to pull out bitch
That I need to come outside
No no no look
Look swear to God
Yesterday I'm watching
This date line
Fucking special
Right
It's
Wait wait
What's funny about the dayline
It's just funny to see you
Watching Dateline
No listen no
I'm watching dayline
It was so interesting
It's about this
motherfucking nigga right
He starts cheating on his wife
Okay
Right
He goes
Wait a minute
He goes
See?
This sounds like she on some nasty shit.
No, no, no, bro.
The shit is crazy.
The nigger is cheating on his wife.
She suspects it.
He comes in a motherfucking room.
He starts crying to her and says,
babe, I'm having an affair.
Right?
Yeah.
And she says, fix it.
So he goes to counseling.
He's trying to get better.
While this is happening,
she starts fucking her boss.
Because why not?
Wait a minute.
But she told this nigger to fix it.
And he's wrong.
really trying to fix it.
Nah.
At that moment, he got rights to do all
crazy shit.
That's what I'm saying. Wait, wait, no,
no, no.
I don't know.
No, this is the crazy shit about it.
The nigger,
who she's cheating on him
with has a family.
You feel me?
And a wife.
And his wife suspects
that he's cheating this shit too, bro.
Yeah.
So these motherfuckers is all
entwines in this shit.
Long story short.
The husband who's trying to get better
sleeping with his wife one day
and see the text message
pop up.
Like, yeah, I miss you.
What's up?
One, one, one.
He's like, who the fuck is this?
Like, you fucking your boss?
Bro, the nigger, he starts tripping.
He's getting on some gangster shit.
Listen, I'm watching dayline like,
What's next?
So this nigga, look,
this, this, his wife and her boss, my nigga,
meet up at Walmart.
They, the girl daughter
sees her mom car at Walmart says,
mom, why,
Where's your car at Walmart?
She said, I just told dad.
This nigga, they got security footage and all that.
This nigga goes to Walmart looking for his wife and shit like that.
Parks his car.
He's looking for her.
He calls his wife phone.
The boss says, he gets the phone and says, no, she don't want to be with you no more.
He's talking spicy to the nigga, though.
You feel me?
Yeah.
Talking crazy.
Man, listen.
Dad nigga waited for them to pull up.
Nigger put two into the one of a nigga head, one of his chest.
And then try to shoot this.
self in the head, bro.
See, that shit ain't cool.
That's what I'm saying.
No, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
He was cheating first.
Don't drive me to the point of cheating then.
Don't fucking cheat.
Just cut them off, man.
No.
That's not cool.
Because let's play the game.
You will have a nigga treat you like bagel.
So what if, see, what if he just lay paws on you?
Now he wrong.
No.
You like that shit.
I ain't with the mess.
She, she, she, she.
No, I ain't with that either.
But I'm saying, though, you know, you know how a nigga be, what you're doing.
You know, grab the arm and shit.
Don't put hands on me.
Yoke me up if you have to.
She liked that.
She liked that.
She's like that.
She liked that.
She liked that.
But, nah, don't cheat.
If you don't want to get cheated on back, don't cheat.
Cut it on.
You know how you say cut it off with him?
Cut it off with me.
Let me know that it's not it for you no more.
Sometimes the niggas can't cut it off.
Why?
You should say that.
Express it.
That's true.
That's true.
But other than that, you can't cheat it on back.
I don't play that domestic shit though.
Hell no.
No, domestic violence is not cool, by the way.
I told women literally, like, if you put your hands on me, I would never talk to you again.
Yeah, don't.
And I got hitting a lip with a water bottle one time.
I never talked to that girl again.
Good.
No, women should not put their hands on men either.
I don't agree with it either way.
Well, you need to say that again.
And the Lord all right, because these women straight do that.
No, no, do not put your hands on a man if you're not trying to get hit like a man.
See, I've been doing shit.
See, I've been doing shit.
My hands registered.
I can't be touching them.
You know I just started boxing, too.
You did?
I've been boxing.
How, nigger, you fucking drinking every fucking day.
I'm going to boxing tomorrow.
Nigger, what you doing?
What you're burning?
It's boxing.
Well, I don't know.
Joe the neckbone?
You're not going to last in the ring, bro?
I'm a last in the ring.
Because I've been knocking niggas out streetwise for years.
I know, but you know if you're in the ring, that shit different.
Bro, I'm not equipped to go six, seven rounds with a nigga in the streets.
I'm going to get this shit over with.
By that time, I'm going to take a yes to allow.
The Blamey pack is coming out.
I got a home girl.
She boxed.
Her hands is licensed, too.
She can't get into no fights.
I didn't know that was like that serious.
Yo, like that's the scariest thing, like dating a girl that's not a fight.
And she boxed.
Yeah, she can beat your ass.
She got niggas beat up.
She don't fight herself.
I think if a girl beat me up, it would turn me on.
Shut the hell up.
It depends on my bad.
You just said you don't like domestic violence.
I don't.
So what the hell are you talking about?
If you can whip my ass.
I'm a jama-ma-gabba-gabba juice.
Yo, I'm really about to start crawling my drinkstack.
Rockstar is now called Gapagabba Jube.
Yes, yes.
Put Snapdog on there.
He shouldn't be on there.
Who is that?
I don't know.
I should be on there like this.
I ain't going to lie.
That would be a good seller boy.
Sponsor him.
Yeah.
Sponsor him.
Come on.
Red bull.
What's the rock star?
What's the thing you doing there?
I'm with it.
Give me the Gaba Gaba Gabbabba juice, please.
Gapbo.
That's hilarious.
I'm with it.
Hey, they got to make some gab and gabby-gabby energy drink for Snapdog.
For real.
That's just fucking crazy.
King of energy.
Do you know if I have my face on the juice?
I mean, people would just get that just because it's not.
I would buy it.
They know I'm fucked up in the head.
My mama dropped me on my head when I was a baby, man.
I got hit by a car.
You got hip by car.
Yeah, I'm fucked up.
Yeah.
I got a fucked up.
I got an aunt who fell off a building.
Like, what?
Did she, did she good?
Auntie Lopez fell off a building?
She good.
Auntie Amina fell off a building in Egypt when she was younger.
Did she break in a building?
In Egypt, she fell off a pyramid?
No.
She survived?
Yeah, she survived.
Oh, my God.
She's definitely different now.
What's she doing now?
She off.
She's not right.
She'd probably be dead.
Yacht!
You got a sirex girl.
If I fall off a beard, I'm definitely.
She don't be tweaking like that, but she'd be tweaking in other ways, man.
She is.
It runs.
She's twerking for no reason.
But it runs in a family.
I don't be tweaking
She'd be in church
Not that tweaking
But you're all fucked up
I'm pretty sure
You're crazy
No we're crazy for show
You think I'm crazy
I know I'm crazy
When I see it
It's like
What is it?
It's like it's on you
Like it's on me
Boom boom boom boom boom
You see crazy in me?
I see it all in your face
Like
For real
Like
I be letting motherfuckers rock
Like
You can't
You like
And then that's the thing
Like you get niggies
Like
When you find out
That you find out that you can bully
You don't want
To talk to him no more
That's a fact
She's like
I'm five foot.
I'm not to read women real quick.
I'm not a read women real quick.
You're not a read none over here.
I'm telling you.
I mean, obviously six baby mamas.
He has a good track record.
He does have a good track record.
I don't know what I'm just saying.
You dealt with the East Coast chick before?
I ain't even talking about where they from.
I'm saying I ain't dealt with.
What you're talking about?
No.
I'm talking about like.
So, bro, in the perfect world, it'd be dope to have a different baby mama of all different races.
And all your kids are like,
I got two mixed.
It's a small world.
I got two mixed.
I got a black and Mexican one and I got white and black one.
Mexican woman got my son, he for sure white, white.
He played hockey.
They're wet, wet, wet.
Okay.
He played hockey for show.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
Yeah.
Okay.
The Latinos, they're wet wet.
They do.
But then you gotta worry about their motherfucking cousins, Hector and shit.
Hey, all that home of your fucking one of my little sister home.
Like, shout to my Mexican because I love y'all.
But those niggies do not be playing, bro.
They pull up on your ass and that seat.
Drop that motherfucker.
Latino women are crazy, though.
For sure.
I ain't never dealt with one.
They get that rap.
I got some Latina friends.
I haven't seen them do nothing out of the regular.
So what is like?
We're talking about suburb Latino.
Yeah.
You're talking about Latino from the hood.
I'm talking about like Brooklyn.
We don't run into hip hop here.
Harlem.
Shut up.
I'm talking about like Brooklyn, Harlem, Washington Heights.
You know, women.
Not where I'm from.
They haven't done nothing too crazy.
What is he from again?
From Hagenzack.
Hackysack?
Yeah
Hackysack?
That's the birds
Where Joe the neckbone lives
Yeah
Joe the neckbone
He living at Hackensack
Hackensack.
Hackensack.
Yeah.
Shout out to Hackensack.
Yeah, they're not too crazy
but I live 15 minutes away
from the city
so I got a lot of city friends
They don't do nothing
Pop up out of the Niggas crib
That's regular
That's what they do?
Yeah, pop up at the studio
That's regular
Go through your followers
That's not cool
Go through the father
Oh my fucking guy
Go through the father
That's regular.
How do y'all females be catching us niggas up, man?
We're dumb and shit.
Yeah, because you're dumb.
You just answered it.
Like, what y'all go through the likes or something?
No, you don't got to go through the likes.
No, you don't got to the likes.
Actually, I'm going to give you out.
I'm going to give you out some free game right now.
It's a gabba-gabah juice.
If y'all got Twitter.
Well, my Twitter is hacked again.
Oh, that's so unfortunate.
I'm so sorry to hear it.
But the likes on Twitter, that's going to give you away, for show.
What?
How does it's going to give me away?
I'm a rapper.
They can be a fan.
That's what I'm saying.
Exactly.
And fans easily can turn into groupies.
So, therefore, you know what I'm saying?
You shouldn't fuck your fans, though.
I swear you can't do that.
I fuck the couple of.
You fuck your fan?
Nah, it's like this.
They're not even supporting the music.
No, but that's why I stopped.
Women are so fucked up in the head, you'll make a diss song about them.
They'd be playing that bitch in their car like, ah, like.
Yeah, I mean, in this new age, yeah.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's a fact.
That's COVID-Ais is fucked up.
I made it, I made a song and put, put my, said a woman.
It was like, her, my baby mama with the ops.
If I catch it with him, then she getting dropped.
I heard that too.
I like that.
Okay.
Was your baby mama with the ops?
She was trying to like, I don't know.
She thought she was Joe the neckbone?
She was Joe the neckbone.
She was Joe the neckbone.
No, she wasn't dope.
She wasn't, okay.
Okay.
Does that happen to either one of y'all?
Has y'all baby mama's ever gotten with the ops?
I ain't got no up.
Okay, that's cool.
You got to put the sleeping emoji.
Yeah.
You want to know it was crazy, though?
I've done that.
One time I made the song, right?
I shouldn't say this.
Well, who gives a fuck?
I was with my first baby mama.
Oh, God.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, you're getting fucked up.
Yeah, you're crazy.
No, not.
Don't I always tell a little.
First baby mama fucking the story?
Okay.
I was with my first baby mama,
and me and O.T. do this fucking song.
And it's called, get me in trouble.
And it goes, that pussy going, give me in trouble.
Yeah.
Dad pussy going to get me in trouble.
Yeah.
You feel me?
Yeah.
And he made the song indirectly talking about a girl he was doing one at the time.
Yeah.
And I said, fuck this.
I'm about to name girls and I'm dealing with the time.
And I put their names in the song.
Yeah, you're crazy for that.
You got caught up.
You got caught up.
Did you get caught up?
No.
You slay.
Slade Woody.
That's how I feel when Jeney drops the track.
I'd be thinking she's sort of like.
Of course.
Her name is Jene Aiko.
I love her.
You said Janay Echo.
She don't work with Mark Echocon.
It's the little.
You're like, she got, she.
No, Janay is far as far as.
I love her music.
But she, she put the effect on women like one time.
Like, I caught my sister.
Like, we're young.
I called my sister listening to her.
Like, and she had her head down at the computer crying.
What the fuck is you crying?
No, shit.
I'm not going to lie.
Break up shit.
I cried.
No, Jeney, Janay.
I cried.
Jeney, how you thinking?
Like, damn.
You feel?
I cried so many nights to Jeney Kalani.
How the fuck you crying and you're a fucking cheater?
That's right, Snap Taylor.
You're a player.
Players don't cry.
That's a fact.
On Jesus Sanders, we don't do that.
Pimp player worldwide.
You be playing.
You be playing with eating in.
You can't do it.
You can't do it.
You can't do that.
Why?
Why?
You can't do that.
Why?
You should hold a motherfucking conference for cheating women, bro.
Oh, my mom.
No, you shouldn't.
Come on.
Why would not?
No, you shouldn't.
I should.
Because I think you make a Yazzie feel bad about herself now.
Hell no, I'm still going to cheat.
If you cheat on me, you're getting cheated on back.
So we're in a relationship.
You're telling me if you caught me like, you know what I'm saying?
After getting the black hammer.
After getting the black hammer.
Off top.
Something like, something like.
You're going to cheat on me?
Nah, what's something like to you?
What's something like to you, demon?
What's something like to you?
What's going to make you cheat?
If you're fucking another bitch and I know about it, you're getting cheated on.
So only you fucking.
Like if you take it on a date or you know what I'm saying.
No, you take it on a date.
regular de regular you're a rapper i gotta understand that comes so they're saying cheating not to me i
mean like i'm saying is you gonna go cheat after that i don't know what i'm gonna do i gotta see how i feel
in the moment you know i think he would cheat regardless she just being her move like boom he's
fucking cheating my time no that's not a fact i gotta know for no that's the thing about me i got
a no for a fact that there's something i know what you do because all the woman do and i hate this
what we do what we do want to come to the girl as woman o woman oh no no no no that's just stupid
Hell no.
Do you know the goal is to make the other person remove
that stuff like that.
Exactly.
And they fall right for.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not a woman-to-woman type of girl.
You feel what I'm saying?
We don't even got to know each other.
I'm going to know you from a distance.
I don't need to know you personally.
I don't need to know what my man is telling you.
She's too good.
She's turned that.
She's too good.
Yeah, come on that.
Yeah, I don't play them games.
No, I'm not going to DM you.
I'm not pressed.
You want this nigga.
You can have him.
He's giving me headaches.
It ain't that easy.
You ain't letting go that easy.
Come on.
Come on, I've done it.
You've been in love.
You've been a real love before.
I don't know.
You're not going to sit there and say that.
No, there's been motherfuckers that I've really, really liked.
And their girlfriends have come to me and been like.
We're not saying like.
We're talking about love.
How long you've been?
Like, what's the longest relationship with?
I don't honestly believe that I've been in love.
I feel like I've been in lust.
But I ain't been in love.
Oh, yeah.
You know the black.
You know.
No, for real.
Like, I don't think I love the motherfuckerfucker.
There ain't no motherfuckers I dealt with that I can't live without.
See, that's that's that.
That's that's from y'all,
shitty y'all motherfuckers
That's gutter right there though
I mean it is
Like what am I, you want me to cry over you?
No, we're not doing that
We feel good when y'all do that
Okay, but it's seven billion people out here
If you cry out of me, I would feel bad
I'd be like, oh God, like that.
It's seven, damn, all right, babe, my fault
Stop it, stop it.
No, it's seven billion people in this world
Are you crazy to cry over one?
You've been around me too long
because you got that for me.
What?
You got that for me.
Got what?
saying it's seven
damn
what is you talking about
I guess
I don't have no lessons on this show
you ain't taught me nothing
nigga
you ain't taught me nothing
okay
come on
there's seven billion people out here
it's so many fine people out here
so many good looking
we all go wrong
yeah y'all looking at them
fucking looks
see
no
don't cheat
no no no
that's the difference
that's the difference between
I shouldn't say ancestors
but our ancestors
are great-grandparents and grandparents.
They didn't have distractions.
They didn't have social media.
They will meet somebody, and that may be the last time that they see them.
They'll walk up to a woman and say, I want to marry you.
And they will be together for 40, 50 years.
Yeah.
And now you have too many fucking distractions now.
You go on Instagram, you see, damn, fat ass, fat ass, big ass, big booty.
But you can make any bitch fine.
You can.
You can boss that motherfucker up, but then,
man, I ain't going to say nothing.
I'm drinking.
Have you, have you bought anybody?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You can make somebody fine.
Yeah.
I'd rather have a bitch that I vibe with and have a great time with
versus a made-up bitch any day.
You feel me any day?
But y'all will cheat with the made-up bitches, so it's no point.
Man, those niggas, we fucked up.
We have a good bitch at home and still cheat.
Since, if there's any women listening to this, getting your fucking bag,
if the niggots you cheat back.
No, no.
Fuck is he talking about.
No.
Fuck is he talking about.
He's going to be a money.
He's going to fuck you up and barricade himself in the house.
He's crazy.
He's going to turn you to a bagel pack.
Hell no.
Don't do that.
Get your money up, not your funny up, sis.
Don't do that.
Do not stop your life for none of these motherfucking boys.
You're a bad influence.
You can't do that.
Don't cheat on him.
No.
Don't do it.
No.
He's cheating on you.
Cheat back.
Like this is there.
You won't hurt him more.
You won't go home, Jake.
Don't do that.
Who is Jake?
You ain't never seen that movie?
What? You never seen training day?
No. Wait, but is that with Dantel?
You see men to society?
Wait, is that with Will Smith?
Have you? Is that with Wilson?
She said, real Smith.
Oh, my fucking God.
Oh, my God.
Hey, look, that's the dumbest shit I'm in the fucking year.
No.
Don't listen to her.
Come on now.
Will Smith is in hitch.
Okay, he's in so much more.
Like, don't even, that's not a terrible.
It's training.
He ain't to see food.
Yeah.
I said that first.
He's in osmosis, Joe.
Okay, but I said that you guys are idiots.
I said Denzel, fuck as you talk about.
Shit on these motherfuckers.
Cheat on these motherfuckers.
Will Smith is in pursuit of happiness.
That's a great movie.
That's the only movie to make me cry on record.
I cried over two Will Smith movies.
The pursuit of happiness.
When he's sleeping in the bathroom?
Yeah, that guy.
And then seven pounds.
I don't think.
I ain't ever cried over that movie, bro.
I don't watch that shit.
Oh, bro, bro.
I watched it.
Wait a minute.
Boom.
That's why you fuck like this?
I mean the move like.
Yeah.
For real, that shit be living.
Bro, it's a movie called Coco.
I love that.
That movie makes me cry.
I can't watch it because I tear up every time, bro.
I think I did see a movie with somebody die.
I'm like, my grandmother was the closest person to me, and that shit hit me.
I'm in a movie theater.
I'm like, I'm watching that movie because I'm like, the end of it.
I'm like, it made it easier for me.
because the nigger next to me was like oh so i was like all right i ain't feeling this shit alone
right and shout to my nigga guap dad yeah the nigger went on instagram and he was like bro
this movie is so sad he got tears in his eyes bro no you know like what's the fucked up movie
where i was pissed off when i went to go see and all the women in that crap oh my god i say
when i when i stump the yard first came on kristbaum got shot i swear to god i cried when they
killed christbom the movie theater was tripping i swear i said i said i
I swear I cry.
All right, look, look.
Chris Brown was my first love.
Wait a minute.
Stump the Yard had a lot of L.A. coaches
shenan into it, right?
So I just remember going to see Stump the Yard
and at the Lakewood movie theater, my nigga.
Niggas was coming up there,
socking people out of lines.
So it wasn't a good time for motherfucklers.
CCB gets smoked.
No, for real.
Niggas.
Hey, niggas is in line.
Niggas is over here.
Yeah.
What's up, nigga?
Man.
They're trying to get their tickets.
When they did that to my nigga, she'd be.
I'm like, damn, I felt the girl.
She, when they got a scream, I'm like,
damn, they killed CB.
You feel it?
I was in the movie.
I got killed.
I told him, don't do it no more.
Y'all got me fucking.
You in the movie getting smoked?
Man, too.
It's a Detroit movie, man.
What is it, 5-0?
Man, them nigga shot me in my back.
How you, how you felt from a friend?
Was you drinking the gab of gababah juice?
No.
Did you fall slowly?
Huh?
You fell slowly?
I felt fast.
Oh, you felt bad.
Those niggas killed me quick.
I'm like, bro, I got to go out with a bang.
I got a least killed 10 pills.
They gave you 30 second wrong.
Man, they didn't give me no gun, man.
You was the last nigga in the credits.
Man, they had me, they had me serving pills, bro.
Serving the wrong.
Snap dog, aka Shopman 23.
I'm coming out with my own movie.
It's the Bronco Boys movie.
Can I be in?
For sure.
Can I be an extra?
Hell yeah.
The cheater.
The cheater?
Can I be the cheater?
Can I be the cheater?
You going to die?
That's okay.
I'm like that.
You know what I'm saying?
You're going to.
Why are you cheating?
Uh-huh.
When you're in the house cheating, you know how the nigs run across.
Bop, bop!
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
You got the skit.
You got the skill.
You feel me?
Okay.
Don't play with this cheating shit.
Yeah, he don't.
He don't.
Don't cheat on him.
This whole episode, I'm like, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, he don't play.
No, it's just for the niggas.
Like me, I can deal with that shit.
Like, I ain't, you know what I'm saying?
You can deal with cheating?
No, I'm saying.
Like, you know, most niggas would be really heartbroken.
Listen, with me, I'm out there doing my thing.
Respectfully.
If I'm out there doing my thing and she cheat back on me.
That's what it is, though.
I will fill away, but for the most part, I'm a realist at the end of the day.
It's only fair.
Can y'all acknowledge the fact that I said cheat back?
Don't cheat just to cheat.
Like, if you're getting cheated on.
That's not cool.
Two wrongs don't make it right.
Yes, they do.
It don't make the situation.
Make it better.
I'm gonna beat her brother up.
Oh.
Her daddy might get shot in her head.
And Uncle Tommy on an oxygen machine if he pull up.
Oh, fuck Uncle Tommy on an oxygen machine.
I'm gonna take that motherfucking tape.
You feel me?
Yeah.
Cubs.
But now that, you can't.
Look, I respect your opinions as men.
It's not cool.
No, but I'm just saying if I'm, but it's a truth though because I've seen, and I told, I told my homie
this one time, right?
This nigga fucking, fucking girl after girl, girl after girl.
Found his girl, fuck one nigga.
He's like, bro, she's scandalous, bro, blah, blah.
I'm like, bro.
You did all that shit.
You did all this shit, bro.
Like, she did one compared to your 30, my niggas.
So y'all do have hearts.
I mean, I just keep me.
But see, see, me.
I could get with it.
Yeah, go ahead, 80.
I go next.
Me, niggas like me and Snap don't live regular lives.
Facts.
For sure.
So we meet.
And I do agree in the point of, like, if you're dealing with someone that has y'all social status,
you've got to be prepared for certain shit.
But no, no, no, no, don't even be prepared.
It's just that.
you're always on the go
you're always meeting new people
so if somebody do something to you
you're going to be at the next city
meeting somebody else anyway
so it's like now the nigga who just
works at Walmart
9 and 5
and he loves his wife and
he don't have a lot of social places
that he goes and he can't
stomach his girl
suck you another nigga
Willie! See me
I feel like this
like women like
niggies like period
If it's like a nigga, if a nigga got a good woman at home, he gonna cheat no matter what.
Like, if he cheat, oh, well, niggas is a nigga.
A woman is saying, wait, if your woman, when you can be good to your woman in, giving her the black hammer.
If she wants to cheat, she going to cheat, that's them.
And that's why it's like, I treat this shit like boxing.
If you go into a boxing ring.
Apparently, I don't know about boxing.
What are you burning, AD?
You drink every day.
It's like, if you go into the relationship just thinking like, oh, she ain't going to do that.
And then don't you cheat, it hurt you more.
But if you, like, expecting everything, the same thing from every girl and it happened,
it's like, oh, you just like the next.
If it don't happen, then you got you want.
If it do it in it.
I just don't want.
You can cheat on me.
Just don't suck another nigga dick, man.
Are you crazy?
No, ADD, you fucking up.
Dude, can't cheat.
Yeah, don't cheat at all.
But just the thought of, you suck another nigga dick, man.
This is, okay, but this is the last point I want to make before we wrap up.
We're not wrapping up.
We're having a conversation.
You don't make these fucking rules.
I don't fuck you.
Yo, shit the fuck up.
Anyways, I saw a post the other day that said, like, y'all don't be kissing everybody?
How do y'all start sex?
So y'all don't be kissing everybody?
I really hate kissing.
Okay.
Like, I feel like if you kissing and when you're doing sex, that's making love.
And in that moment, I ain't trying to make no luck.
I'm trying to knock boots.
Okay.
See, that's my problem.
You'd be kissing everybody.
No, I don't kiss everybody.
I don't partaking stuff like this.
Okay.
I'm just saying, the old me.
and my homo
and my homoes
you tell me
all the time
you have problems
because you make
every woman
feel like you love them
because I was
like why you're
like that's
back then I was kissing
I was kissing
I was having a good conversation
talking about
how do y'all start sex
with the demons then
you just
you just in there
like what's the vibe
like I'm trying to
shit man
I'm born up
yes he got damn
no
it's not a
no I need to learn
how do y'all
first you start sex
with the demons
I need to know
I need to know
I'm trying to learn
See, I got that Elvis like, thank you very much.
Okay, I know, that's right.
Okay.
You got to get in there.
You got a tense right here, you feel me?
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
And you know, you got to.
I'm not even drunk yet.
You got to go crazy in there, man.
Like, I'm telling you, man.
Okay.
What's up?
I ain't, I don't, I go crazy.
I'm just trying to learn, you feel me, for future references.
What's your favorite position?
Huh?
You got an answer now.
You look like, she'd be like, choke me.
You like getting choked.
No comment, because my mama watching.
Mama Yazzie, you like getting choked?
No, that's right.
Hey, I remember my mama told me she was a freak back in that day.
What?
I'm like, damn, that's where I get it from.
You know what's crazy?
I found that my mama was a freak.
I didn't know how to take it.
You didn't?
Nah.
I'm still kind of like scarred.
I remember I was in high school, bro, and I found out of security guy.
I talked to my mama when I was on.
I said, bro, you got me fucked up, bro.
You better not suspend me no more, nigger.
And he was like one of them big cocky dudes too.
And I told my nigga like, bro, he'd do that one more time, bro.
We plodding on him, bro.
You want to know what fuck me up about my mama, bro?
My mama at one point in time, right?
She was dating a nigger from the Clippers, and he wanted to marry my mom.
and move us to London.
What?
And she said,
I don't want to take my kids away from what they love and shit like that.
Mama,
take us to motherfucking London.
I could have been Harry Potter by now.
What the fuck?
I found that shit out later.
I was hot.
I'm like, mom!
Yeah.
We could have been living good.
That's my mom.
I didn't have the game, man.
God damn.
That's my mom.
Hey, that's her real hair, too.
Yeah.
Let me see.
Let me see my woman.
Eddie, what?
Eddie, what you doing?
Making me Instagram password.
What you doing?
Damn, that mom.
My nigga, I could have been living in London.
I could have had an accent.
I could have been a London rapper, bro.
I could have been a London drill artist, bro.
Oh my God.
If you were a London drill artist, that would make my life.
But my mom, shout to my mom.
And actually, and this is fucked up to say, my mom was working for USC for 15 years.
Fuck UFC.
Oh, I said USC.
Not the UFC.
Not the boxers.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
U.S.
No, no.
But, yeah, she lost her job to COVID.
She was working there for 15 years and shit like that.
It's fucked up.
And they fired it because of the COVID?
Yeah.
She was like a top ringing person there.
Yeah.
And they got rid of like a lot of people.
And I understand.
I ain't mad at USC.
I still going to go to the games and shit like that.
Yeah.
But I was telling my moms, I was like, you know, this is a blessing.
And because she's like one of the best cooks, everybody knows.
I said, Mom, let's start a cooking YouTube show.
So y'all look forward to that.
Me and my mom's.
That's fire.
Yeah.
It's fire.
Yeah.
Okay, John.
Josh is coming on there too.
You bet.
You better I try to highlight my mama.
Hey, what about the Gucci and Jeezey stuff, though?
How do you feel about that?
That shit's crazy, bro.
You know, it's even more crazier.
I seen Gucci put up a meme on his Instagram.
Gucci is not playing, bro.
He's not fucking around.
Like, I wouldn't even.
Once he played that one song is over.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
Do you think he going to play it?
You know he is.
You ain't just seen the video he posted today.
I loki feel like he might start out with that shit.
And they're going to be in the same room?
I feel like he going to do it in the middle.
You think so?
In the middle.
Oh, no.
Like, there's nothing you can do at that moment, though.
I mean, I'm not going to lie.
Like mainstream hits and GZ, GZ got it.
No, he don't.
Not compared to Gucci.
No, no.
I'm talking about early.
I'm talking about early.
Not right now.
Not right now.
I'm worried about it.
The disc, it is, oh, man, this is crazy.
I don't know.
I really want to see it, though.
And Gucci fit, not like he ain't got that big stomach.
And Gucci ready.
Yeah, he ready.
He definitely ready.
This nigga was running down the hill today.
I've seen that today.
She said, buddy got on that hat and that shirt, I ain't doing it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's definitely coming different.
But I like cheesy.
I fuck with Gizi.
Jeezzy got good music.
But the thing is, it's like, they're supposed to be in the same room.
Yeah.
That's the part that thing on.
Swiss beats and Timble is.
Timberland.
Wow.
Shout to Timberland, man.
Shout out to y'all.
Shout to both of them.
When Timberlin followed me, I felt a little more accomplished.
As you should have.
I'm good.
I need that follow.
You need that following, nigga.
I went to Swiss beach now, too.
I'm sorry.
No, that versus shit, single-handedly made some of the best noise during this quarantine
and his COVID shit, though.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
Aside from Toy Lane's when he had his quarantine radio, that was the only shit I was watching.
Quarantine radio is amazing still, man.
Man, that shit was lit.
I was seeing the women like, oh.
Because, you know, like, before I did, I used to have my little lives doing that.
I used to have a freaky live Friday, you know what I'm saying?
Was bitches fucking cucumbers and shit on your shit?
I had them sucking cucumbers and, you know, they were showing everything.
Pussy was out?
Oh, my God.
I had to stop.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Instagram and get you off.
Okay.
They weren't about to take my blue check away.
I needed a bluejack because I got tired of people saying, snap dog, snoop dog.
I'm not gonna lie
When I first saw it
Yeah shout to Uncle Snoot
You know it's crazy
That's I feel like
You came to the West Coast
And you you
You did shit the right way
I got a lot of love from that
Like LA love you for that
That's fire
This nigga Snap called me my nigga
And I don't have
When niggas call me because
I don't fucking everybody like that
And they came pulled up to the house
You know what I'm saying
Like we was out there
We going to the clubs
We turned the fuck up and shit like that
You know what I mean?
Can y'all like both explain to me
like, I feel like Detroit and the West Coast have like a love for each other.
Our beach are similar, that's why.
Okay.
That's what it is.
But y'all got some night.
We got nice beats.
We got the uptempo, but you all got there.
Them beach, that'd be knocking like making.
But see, I feel like right now, like Flint and Detroit, y'all got the producers.
Shout to my new Y&J, Cucci, man.
Yeah, Ryan J.
Fire, man.
B and B2 the Pac-Man.
Yeah.
Sada doing this shit.
Shout to my cousin Icewear.
You know what I'm saying?
Come on, Rio.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, what's my nigga name, V's?
V's.
V's.
You know so crazy.
Like, V's wasn't even a rapper.
Like, Viz was around.
I want to work for a girl,
but.
Vee's was around,
Chief Keeve.
Like, Viz was just chilling.
And, like,
I tell him all the time how proud I am of him, bro.
Like, he really took that.
Oh, and I can not forget my nigga Peezy, man.
Yeah, Peezy, yeah.
Bezzie, that nigga, man.
Oh, I'm shout out the payroll, too, man.
Yeah.
Well, we got a lot of week.
Detroit.
T.
We get, we.
We're getting our, you know, the sign that we're, we're getting in the time.
Now, you should have been on a Big Sean album because I'm gonna keep a jeet.
You know what's so crazy.
You should have been on there.
Everybody said that, everybody said that like, and Big Sign, I fuck with Big Sean.
Like, Big Sign brought me out like I'm one of my biggest shows.
I really fuck a Big Sean.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, me too.
But, like, I had to keep it real with them, you know, everybody.
Like, why Snap ain't on the album and shit?
And I'm like, in that time, I went ghost for it.
a little minute.
Okay.
So I wasn't working.
You know, everybody that was on that tape was working around that time and I feel like
they deserve it.
So I'm not the bitter rapper that, you know.
Bro.
Me neither, bro.
I'm not like that.
That's good, though.
It's winning for the city is when, even if a nigga is hating on me, bro.
That's on, I don't, I don't, I want to see everybody get the bag.
Take care of your family.
That's how I felt when the 2018 rolling loud LA fucking list came out.
You weren't on it?
I wasn't on it.
Oh, they got you fucked up.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, but I didn't hate.
I wasn't mad, but then I just worked harder.
In 2019, AD's on the motherfucking rolling loud shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Because in 2018, I still pulled up.
I didn't want to pull up, but I still pulled up.
You feel me?
Was around there and shit like that.
And shout out of my young black.
And black was like, man, we're supposed to be on this motherfucker, man.
I'm like, I'm one of the people.
Obviously, I'm not doing something right at this moment.
Yeah, yeah.
So, you know, a year later, they put me on the lineup.
Yeah.
That was dope as fuck to me.
Fact.
And it felt like it was earned.
They put more of a battery in my back.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So as artists and shit too, even like doing this shit, having my own show now and shit
like that, like they'll tell you, I probably came here a week or two before quarantine and
shit like that, bro.
I didn't plan to have a fucking podcast.
That's big, though.
Bro, it's big, but I didn't plan for that.
Even like the little dicky show I'm on.
I didn't plan for that.
And I always say I go where God takes me and shit like that.
And I'm just being me and having my personality.
And then Josh and Adam, like, man, you're funny.
You got personality.
Let's put you in front of the camera and shit like that.
And I'm like, and I start doing this shit.
I'm like, this shit is dope as fuck.
It's fun.
And I'm looking at Master P.
He's like, the problem is rappers think they only got a rap.
And I know I have a personality for everything across the board.
Why would I not utilize my opportunities and do a podcast?
And that's what the rappers go wrong.
That's what they're saying, bro.
get so caught up in that in that mode they think is
people gonna look at you different
who cares
I'm trying to get into movies
I'm trying to go crazy
my nigger
I'm trying to do everything
like ain't ain't no man what
why you want to just set it on one source of income
that's what stupid
I went I went to a little
dicky TV show shit my nigga
did not know this shit was gonna be
be bad they gave me my own trailer my nigga
I'm sitting there being myself I'm damn
they're not reading the script
the niggas tell me you
you did your shit
and then I go to the
motherfucking premiere
and everybody's at the premiere
I'm in this fucking movie theater
and I see myself pop up on that screen
I'm like
damn
I'm bigger than just
an artist
and then Adam
randomly hits me and says
hey I got the Snapchat show
let's come do this
I'm like all right whatever
and then COVID happens
and I just start doing this shit
and I'm like
I fuck with everybody over here and shit
and I'm like
just me talking and having my
personality.
Yeah.
I'm like,
this shit is dope.
Yeah.
And it's another fucking outlet that brings, come on, my nigga.
Niggas, they beat, they be on that one, one mind just.
And my new music is crazy.
I love seeing it.
I love like, I love like, I know what they're supposed to do.
People be confused with me, man, because it's like, with my music, I make that hardcore music.
And they be like, you skin, you scaring, you're scaring, people are scaring the women.
But it's real, though, bro.
At a moment, I was at a point in my career like, man, let me switch my stuff up, you know, for the, then I thought about that.
Man, I'm going to be me.
You either going to like me or you.
I ain't idiot what it is.
Fuck you.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I can't be, like, I'm not, I'm not the rapper who flashy, you know.
I don't talk about cars and I can't talk about it.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not really into that.
That's not me.
And I think, like, people would be like, oh, that's rude.
Nah, man, I'm going to be me.
When God got his time when it's time from.
Bloc because a lot of people feel like, a lot of people feel like, I love that.
I love black men doing what they, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You might also like the black hammer just like.
The boy!
Yeah!
But like I'm, like I'm not the bar for energy.
Like I'm not, I'm not the bar for bar rapper.
I'm not the lyrical rapper.
I'm not, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the rap that's gonna tell you how.
I'm gonna tell you how little Dachiki got her head bush, little Jojo down the street.
But see, that's what, that's what?
That's what I like about you.
Yeah.
What's the.
fucking freestyle you did. That's the made me fuck with your shit. And we linked up after that.
You did a freestyle of somebody's song, my nigga, and it's just so much energy.
And you know, so, I think it was, I don't even want to say a fuck name, man, because I got the most, I got the biggest remix of his song going to work.
I think that's what it is. What is it? Gummo.
Yeah, gummo. Yeah.
L-O-L.
Yo gummo shit, shit, is crazy. You know it's so crazy. A lot of people who was coming at me, like, bro, he stole your sound. Like, when it comes to that yelling shit, that's, that's me. Like, my fucking.
But like, you slow.
And see, that's why we get along.
Because niggas used to hear my songs and say, why does AD yell so much?
Yeah.
I'm going to.
That's how I am in real life, though.
Like, honestly, I take that yelling shit.
And when I hear it, I'm from the East Coast.
So I'm from where this person originally.
You're from Hackassack.
Yeah.
I don't take that as like a six-night.
Hack-a-s-sack-a-sack-s.
I take that from DMX.
That's why I take it.
Yeah, DMX.
We need a show.
The dogs.
Can you come on this show?
You're my favorite rapper.
DMX got me in trouble.
We got to make that happen.
As a kid.
Why?
Because I have this fucking CD cover, the flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood, and I bring it to my grandma.
This nigga's full of blood.
She's like, what is this?
My favorite album.
And then I'm in, I never forget.
I was in Costco rapping M&M.
Yeah.
And she heard me.
It's like, hey, mom, maybe I'll give you a call.
It's like you fucking bitch sucker dick and two balls.
Oh, my God.
Yes, I was doing that shit.
I like DMX music so crazy.
Me too.
When he was, it was, it was Tisha.
Keisha.
I'm like, yo.
I was in the studio and I tried to do that one day, and I'm like, no, I'm not doing that.
When him and Snoop, that's my favorite verses so far.
Me too.
Yeah.
I swear to God.
I like him in Cassanova.
I like the song.
Cassanova, that's my dog.
That's another nigga.
That's one of the real.
That's another nigga that got a lot of love on the West Coast.
Yeah, but he don't get a lot of love in New York, and he should.
Cassanova's nice.
But that's the thing about.
That's the thing about Castanova, like, like, me, him,
similar, like, Cassano, one of them niggas, like,
Nick, if you fuck with me, show me you fuck with me.
I'm on that.
I'm on that.
I'm on that.
But that's how I feel, though.
Don't call me your homie in faith.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Because if you get robbed in my scene, you're going to be calling me.
I'm going to get you crazy.
You forgot when I came down the first time, bro, it was around the BT Awards, man.
Niggis is getting a book left from right.
They're calling me.
Yeah, they were calling me.
Not he laughed.
That was all.
Come on.
You know, Snap.
Yeah, hey, for real.
I witnessed that shit.
I'm like, damn that shit.
Niggas calling me, though.
Nings getting robbed, B, T, D, D, can't get my...
But that's how it is in Detroit.
Like, a lot of motherfuckers don't want to put it on it,
but I get a lot of respect, you feel, me?
About the album, bruns so many rappers to Detroit.
And, like, we shooting videos outside in the hood on my block.
Like, YWN, Millie, I have him on my block.
You feel, me, Dirt.
Melly Fettie Watt.
Dirt.
Everybody.
I got a fucking song with Dirk that happened randomly.
We wasn't in a studio.
together?
Really?
Mm-mm.
Somebody sent this shit to me.
No, actually it's me, him and DC Young Fly.
That's my boy.
Yeah.
That's my boy.
He's really talented.
I'm on one of his albums too.
DC Young Thais.
That's my dog.
He fucked up in the dice game in my city.
Really?
For real?
He did.
It's overdue for me to come to Detroit, man.
You gotta come, bro.
But you wanna go in the cold, man.
You gotta go out there in the summer, man.
When it's lit, I'm telling, man.
I'm telling man we be a coat we'd be having a Sunday we'd be having a Sunday
fun day coat right a coat yeah like a jacket oh what's like a coat it's so cold in
wait y'all don't call this it's so cold jackets jackets this is a coat you said like a colt
oh no right what yeah yeah no fuck is wrong with you like jo the neck bone
Jesus,
sign a
That's going
An ongoing joke.
That's crazy.
That shit is hard.
You know,
I do a lot of viral shit.
I always find something
every episode that people stick with.
I think Jodan neck bone
is going to be this week's.
Because bagel has stuck.
Yeah,
no, bagel.
Bagel,
no!
Wait,
wait a minute,
wait a minute,
so let me tell you
because I know you
didn't see this yet.
So one of these episodes,
I hit a fucking dog,
a puppy,
and they said
who what's the dog's name
I said I don't know who's gonna call the dog bagel
I ran over a puppy
the guy picked the dog up
he was like no and I was like
bagel no
so everybody
has just including his mama
hey baby
said that
and they's been sticking and then this week
I found out Adam Sandler
has a dog named bagel bro
so everybody was tagging me
And they're writing bagel no in this niggas Instagram.
I can't even deal with a dog named bagel.
I think I might get hungry.
That shit, that shit makes a nigga hungry.
Wait a minute.
This is a bagel.
This Adam Sandler's dog bagel.
Look at this nigga.
That, Adam Samhlin, don't leave your dog around me.
He might be flattened.
He might be a bagel bagel bagel.
Hey, he really laid up, though.
I got to give me a dog, man.
My name is snap dog and you ain't got a dog.
I'm tired of y'all.
Just don't leave a dog around me, please.
I have a bad track record, bro.
A dog?
Yeah.
Nah, bro.
I'll be like snap dogs dog, no!
Hey, but if I have a dog, my dog is going to be lit, though.
But you know what I really want?
I want a monkey, bro.
Like, my monkey's going to be lit.
Like, my monkey going to have chains on all that, you know what I'm saying?
Like, just imagine you.
Bro, you can see your monkey to do it.
hits. Like a nigga talking crazy.
Man, go slap that nigga, bro, real quick, bro.
You feel him? That's no. I want a
parakeet. I'm put a blue rag on a parakeet.
And when they come walking in, they were like,
crap.
Crap!
They'd be talking crazy, bro. You can't do nothing to them.
That's what I'm saying. I'm going to teach them gang bang shit.
Oh, that shit.
Come on. How gay so would that be, motherfucker
walking there with a pair of key? Wait, do parakees
repeat this shit? Or am I...
Am I...
Oh, okay. I'm saying. God damn.
ain't nothing
more lit than a monkey, bro
I wanted to be the same size
Yeah, come sit your ass down
Come sit down
She had to go, she had to go shoot
She got in trouble
She probably had to go shoot a tics
He said, you didn't know my name
For two hours
I'm coming up to your spot now
Possibly
Fax
Patsy possibly
Stop cheat
Don't cheat, man
That's not cool
Cheap back
Don't cheat
Don't cheat first
Cheat back? Don't cheat.
Don't do it.
Don't play with it.
Stay with it, little mama.
Women, don't.
Don't do it.
I'm putting a battery in your back.
You know what I'm saying?
Because then it's like, y'all take his back after the cheat too.
So why are you cheating?
You're going to feel this.
You're going to feel me.
You is fucking wrong.
No, I'm not.
I'm right.
That's not right, bro.
So why you cheat first?
If you wasn't happy, you could have said that.
It's not about we ain't being happy.
We're just being a moment.
Let me tell you something.
Before we wrap this shit up.
I had a random moment this weekend, right?
R. Peter Louis Armstrong, I think he did.
I'm listening to this nigga song, and I said,
how does shit fly back then? You know what Louis Armstrong is?
No.
That's something like, I got stars bad and blue.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
And I say to myself,
with a wonderful world.
I said,
how did this nigga get this all back then?
Like who was in the studio with Cus and was like, fire!
Put this shit out.
Yeah.
I see.
I'm lying in me.
No.
Shut up, y'all.
What?
The motherfuckers got me fucking lit, bro.
Like, for real.
We're going to end on that motherfucking note.
Shout to my cousin Snapdog.
It's the motherfucking king of energy.
Come on.
Hold on, bro.
Y'all got me lit, bro.
I can't in a show without being on my king of energy.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I'm going to let you end the motherfucking show.
End it how you want to do.
We have a after show after this too if you want to stay.
Yeah.
We turned the fuck up.
But you know, we ain't going to end a show without the king of energy and they asked why am I the king of fucking energy.
I am the king of fucking energy.
Uh-huh.
Hold on.
Uh-huh.
Come on.
I am the king of-oh.
I'm so mama, yeah.
I don't get it.
I ain't fucking with child.
I'm going to try.
After show, five minutes right now.
Tune in.
You want to donate me and Snap.
Yeah.
if you listen to your music,
turn the fuck up.
Can we hear some of y'all shit.
