No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 7 w/ Snap Dogg

Episode Date: November 19, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey y'all what's popping Wait are we actually live Can somebody send me the link? Oh hey y'all was popping Hey what's happening this at the end of the day with AD Motherfucking ya's we got my cousin snap Slai I'm on Jesus telling that my mama now Oh my god I got the ADD twins in the building this week
Starting point is 00:00:19 We're about to play So what I'm gonna send this shit to you so you can post this motherfucker right now Let's get right into this shit It's do it don't say that it's live right now though Now it's not sure shit We're about to go live now. Well, you know we start off asking each other about each other's weekends and shit. I'm going to go first because I had a very non-eventful weekend.
Starting point is 00:00:40 It's going to be short. What? I'm a grown woman. We need to take a shot before we talked about anything. All right. Send a link. I just sent it. You know what?
Starting point is 00:00:49 I'm not about to play with none of y'all today. I'm about to go in today. It's a dead link. Not as a dead link. That's not dead. That's not dead. Oh, it's dead. It's not blue.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Wait a minute. Yeah, I don't know. What's going on? A technical difficulty is a time for me to freestyle song. No, you don't like that, Trevor? Same thing. Yeah, that's not working. Yeah, he was right.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Do, do, do, do, do, do. Yeah, we're live. Okay, y'all. My bad. No, no, no. I'm about to send this right now. We got to get this shit right. Get it right.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Get it tight. So we can go in. It's going to be a great-ass episode. You know what I'm saying? We had a real eventful weekends and shit. I just sent this to Cuzzle, you know. Shout to my phone. Snap.
Starting point is 00:01:36 I need some energy. Well, that's the link, man. You're still dead. You're buzzing. No, my buzzing. I ain't even, I'm a little tired, but I ain't drunk. I just sent this year. I sense it exactly what you sent me, Josh.
Starting point is 00:01:49 We live now. Tune in. Swipe up. Yeah, let's do that. Okay. Anyways. Yeah, Zee. Crack it off, Cud.
Starting point is 00:02:00 All right, y'all. So my weekend was very undefendent. I didn't do much but I planned a Friendsgiving You know what I'm saying We're gonna have a little Friendsgiving At an Airbnb in Venice You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:02:10 I went on a date this weekend Did you get lucky? No Okay so look This is the problem No No no this is the problem So I went on a date
Starting point is 00:02:21 He was a really nice guy I think from what I remember I was drunk before I left the house I called him the wrong name For two hours And he didn't let me know the next morning. Yeah, he's gonna fuck you up
Starting point is 00:02:34 when you see this interview. No, he's a bitch-ass-nigger if you're gonna let somebody car. I didn't gonna let no girl car. You're like, yeah, would you have corrected me? You would have had an Uber home. Okay, that's fine. I'm gonna say, hey, you're out of here, Patricia.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Get out the car, bitch. No, but for real though. Like, could you, like, for two hours, though, and then you want to text me the next morning? Unless he ain't getting no clothes. Wait, wait. Unless he really wanted the pussy. Unless he really wanted a pussy,
Starting point is 00:02:58 nigg was like, I'll be Charles. I just can't imagine being that desperate, bro. It's no dick out here that I'm going to let you call me the wrong name for. It's just not happening. Was he like a street dude or was he one of them geeky dudes? Don't remember much. Wasn't memorable. You got roofied again?
Starting point is 00:03:14 No, I roofied myself. I drank two bottles of wine and then I had like three patrol margaritas. Man, let's take a shot. I'd be outside, you know what I'm saying? The old girls wasn't around, so I had to go on the day. Come on, let's go. He's scared. He's looking at the shit.
Starting point is 00:03:26 You don't come to AD show and you have to drink. I don't drink. We're going to take one shot again. This is an alcoholic, man. You know, we've been walking for a year. I'm going to tell you right now that this shot might do something to the dog, you feel me, you know what I'm saying? Give me some energy.
Starting point is 00:03:40 The four legs might come out. Come on, ADD. Let's go. Let's get it. Is this a real shot? It's like a double. That's a double shot. Don't drink it all that one.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Don't drink it all that one. It's a double shop. Man, I'm about to go for it. That's what I'm saying. You're a real nigga, Kyle. Let's go. I'm not going to tell you otherwise. We're on.
Starting point is 00:03:56 That's what I'm saying. Let's go. I know that hurt. Come on, give me some energy. I know that hurt the soul. Hey, so anyways. How was your weekend? I want to ask Cuzzle how his weekend was.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Yeah, you're right. Because I have a lot to unpack. You do, you do. Come on, Chris. I had a fucked up weekend. What happened, girl? Man, I didn't let my man drive the car. He's smack while I'm in it.
Starting point is 00:04:26 We so fucked up. We don't play by the rules. We get into the art car. I end up been to a real car. I end up in a real car accident when the airbags go up. And I have my seat. So my little ass flew in the half 150. I'm in the passenger and shit.
Starting point is 00:04:39 And then all I hear is him like, hey, y'all I'm supposed to be driving, bro. I'm like, switch. So we switched seats. And then we looked at each other. I'm like, bro, how the fuck we're about to get out, bro? This bitch is about to blow up. But we end up getting out that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:04:52 And then the police, they take me to jail for a four-wheeler and my bond was $100. And they waited the whole day just so I can bind out. They didn't want me out because then I'm like... But why does everybody think when they get in the car accident the car gonna blow because I've been in that position oh that motherfucker was smoking bro I'm like we played too much grand the bottle and we had two guns in the car oh yeah I'm like bro yeah I understand I understand
Starting point is 00:05:16 I thought we was fuck and I'm like I'm gonna shoot the window bro shit we got you gonna shoot the window yeah how else I'm supposed to get out you can kick the window man that bitch was shattered you know what oh he was like you was like really like locked them up they had to bring the jaws of life to come get you what did you hit. A nigga hit me. That's what happened with my D-Y. I got hit. No, you was drunk and you got hit. This nigga, he was in the fusion
Starting point is 00:05:42 and he made the F-150 go on the other side of the street and then he hit somebody house and ran on their grad. Oh, wow. He went doing the speed limit. We're doing 35. That nigga was doing 60. It is. He's going to get out the car and say, bro. Man, I started to shoot that nigga. You know what this reminds me of?
Starting point is 00:05:58 What? And I don't know. I don't know why this reminds me of this. So when I was about 14, 15, right? I had a motherfucking BB gun. Listen. And I fucking painted the tip, pause. I had painted the tip black. So it looked like a real, like a little real gat, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:06:16 Oh, my God. And you try to rob somebody. I'm going to tell you. Let me unpack this, man. It was a goddamn taxi. Taxis don't come to Compton like that. It was a taxi man that just came down my street. And I looked at because, and I said,
Starting point is 00:06:31 and he was stopping for me. shit like that. Yeah. And I pulled the strap out on the taxi man to BB gun. And this nigga fucking crash into somebody house, bro. And I ran in the house. No. Nigga, you ain't get the money.
Starting point is 00:06:42 No. No. You ride backwards. How old were you? I was like 15. I didn't think he was going to crash. I don't think he was going to crash into somebody's house. You know, I'm a professional robber.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Okay. You must be inside the car with him. You gave him an opportunity to pull off. Snap. You put the gun out too early. Snap. You were watching one of the movies before you did that shit. I thought the niggins was just going to be scared,
Starting point is 00:07:06 but the nigger just crashed into one of my neighbors' house. Because he was scared. You know what I'm saying? A niggas was like, boo! You don't think he crashed because he was scared? Yes, but by the time I could even process what was going on, the nigger already took off. And I ran in the house.
Starting point is 00:07:21 I was in the backyard peeking, the cops came and everything. You can't blame him, though. He ain't been driving in my city. I ain't going to lie. This shot kicking in, bro. Yeah, no, it does that. That's that. That's that energy.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Let's go. It does that. Come on. Come on. That's snit. Go on, don't play with it. That's like a sneaky bitch. It's like a sneaky bitch that cheat on you behind your back.
Starting point is 00:07:39 Is it? What is it? He looked at his easy. Oh, shit. Why are you cheating? See, that's what's wrong with women. No, no, no, no. They want to fight for me.
Starting point is 00:07:49 They got pressure. Why are you cheating? Can I, can I, let me hear this shit. Yeah. Okay, so nine times out of ten, I know when you're cheating. You just, your body's different. You're moving different. You're talking different.
Starting point is 00:08:00 You're just being different. So I'm going to cheat back to make myself feel better Because I already know what's going on. That's what wrong? So why do y'all cheat? What's wrong with y'all? Because we'd be thinking with the dick at the moment. Like we're not trying to keep the motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:08:12 I'm thinking with the brain at the moment. But I'm saying, though, y'all girls can't do that, bro. Why? Y'all's strong with it. You can't take one of our bitch cheat. We can't take that. I don't believe in that. Listen, when you go on a date with a nigger, we're ready to kill you.
Starting point is 00:08:24 It's like World War III. But Chalk and take us back after we go stick another bitch. Y'all can take us back. Okay. Okay. So, fuck no. Y'all never took a bitch back that cheated on you? I did, man.
Starting point is 00:08:33 I should crack that bitch outside her head for real. Okay, exactly. So shut up. Honestly, I get mad. The girl I'm dealing with the time had niggas before me, which I know she had niggas before me. So I feel like she cheated on me before she even met me. No, you're sick. God was supposed to lead her to me.
Starting point is 00:08:50 I was supposed to be her only. Only one and the bitch cheated on me before she even met me. Hell no. You cheat on me. You getting cheated on back. See, that's what's wrong with you. See, that's what's going on. All right.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Don't play the game. The city girls and all that real nick. No. And shout out the city girls. Shout out sweetie. Shout out sweetie. You said, Shut off sweetie. You said,
Starting point is 00:09:11 you're saying, you can't, y'all are women wrong. Call a Suidi Salidi. Y'all be on y'all. Y'all be on your cake and eat it too. That's not cool. Why not?
Starting point is 00:09:18 Trace Long said you can have your cake and eat it too. All right, let me ask you this. When you cheat, what is you doing? Is you just going on a date? I mean, I could go on a date. He might be scared.
Starting point is 00:09:26 He has you going to get a yams. He might be sister. I had to tell my glass. He might be smarter than you. He might be nicer than you. He might be gentler than you. You want to get him shot? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:38 He's not. He might be better than yours. Oh, no. No, motherfucking shit better than the Black Hammer. I ain't never had to worry about that. Wait. They don't come back. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:09:46 That's the self-proclaimed. No, wait a minute. Snap got a track record. He has seven kids. Six baby mama. Okay, so you might be a demon. But you're the type that we stay away from. Who?
Starting point is 00:09:58 Who, who, who, who, who, who, who. Yeah. That's a black hammer. No, no, no. The Black Hammer once you go to snap, ain't no going back. I got two kids, two baby mamas, bro. I'm looking weak over here. Man, that shit, I ain't on a lot.
Starting point is 00:10:07 I need to set my game, look. I go through a lot. I go through a lot. Do girls get self-conscious, though? Like, two girls be like, I don't really want to deal with a motherfucker with, like, mad kid. You know what so crazy?
Starting point is 00:10:16 Because I don't have my kids from no women. For one, I don't, I ain't never bring her women around my kids anyway. Okay. Because you're not even getting past that stage. Okay. You know what I'm saying? But, like, nah, they be, they don't. You get the black hammer
Starting point is 00:10:32 You good Man, it's 20-20 These girls don't care That's true I've seen motherfuckers That's crazy though Like I be getting girls They don't got no kids
Starting point is 00:10:41 Because it's like girls that do got kids I ain't you know I'd be like damn man Bitch bitch you need to babysitting Damn bitch you can't spend night tonight You know what? Okay but how can you play
Starting point is 00:10:50 That's not fair I didn't spend night If she got kids I know she fucking right away You can't tell me no What if she spends the night No she has kids By her stuff
Starting point is 00:10:59 That means if you have kids that you are going to have sex with the person that you're talking to? You're going to have sex to me anyway. But I'm just saying, if she has kids, I know what time it is. What makes you so sure that someone is just going to have sex with you. Just look at me. What you mean? Look at me. If you're coming over my career late and you ain't spent a night, you're already time with it.
Starting point is 00:11:18 And this, I'm going to tell you where y'all girls fuck up at. Because y'all have come over a nigger creed and y'all don't bring that bag. You know what I'm saying? The overnight. The overnight. The overnight. So y'all got that one outfit, right? I'm not notorious for the overnight.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Where one outfit, right? So, on top, I tell you ain't getting to my bed with them street clothes. That shit did. That's my little trick way. You don't like outside clothes? We got COVID anyway. So when they get in that motherfucker with their panties on, I already know what time it is. Slide them off.
Starting point is 00:11:43 You already know you got to go home. I ain't about, what the fuck we in the bed for? You don't ever want to like, you don't ever meet a girl that's worth cuddling and watching a movie with? Man, shit. You got to be. I like watching movies and cutter something. No, but you're like sure that they're going to fuck now. I'm about to be cuddling with you and not, no, bro.
Starting point is 00:11:58 We're about to watch Netflix. I'm going to give me an action movie with shoot them up, bang, bang, bang, bang. You're going to watch John Wick while you're hitting guys? Oh God. I got to keep the TV on. Can I ask you? Can I ask you?
Starting point is 00:12:10 Can I ask you a question? What is your go-to Netflix and Chill movie? I like Minutes of Society. You know, Snap. What the fuck? I'm not going to lie. I've had a good Netflix and Chill Night's that movie. I've had a good Netflix and Chill to me.
Starting point is 00:12:26 What, nigg? Hey, snap. I can't be watching that movie. That sentimental shit, man. That cry baby shit, because then she's going to think about her old nigger, you know what I'm saying? That's not true. But I had a woman tell me before she even let me smash, like, the reason why we ain't started because I got a boyfriend, he wanted to marry me, I don't want to cheat on him.
Starting point is 00:12:45 What? I don't get a fuck. Put on the notebook. That's a good one, too. I ain't going to lie, I got hit to both. I would sit there, put on a notebook. And that's like I'm crying, and we just sit there and cry and hold each other together. Why do you feel like you need to act?
Starting point is 00:12:58 And then I get the yams, girls. Adi, go the fuck to hell. This nigga putting on boys in the hood and shit. For real, because you know. Get Rick! On top, when you're in my room, the pistol sitting on the dressing. I mean, of course they know that shit. You leave that out.
Starting point is 00:13:18 No, I really be under my pillow. Okay. Have you ever had a bitch tell you put the pistol in her mouth why you was doing that? Hey, yo, that's some crazy. I'd be scared of that. I've heard girls are into that. Has that happened to you? Of that point, you tell me that.
Starting point is 00:13:29 I mean, has it happened to anybody you know? Yes. Okay. She told me that I'm running because in that moment, I know she's suicidal. So anything I do, she willing to kill me. She willing to kill me. No, I think you got three. You got things like further.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Like she willing to kill you and die killing herself. But that makes it interesting. Nah, fuck that. No, no. I don't. All right. So you like crazy girls. I want a fucking Liberian.
Starting point is 00:13:54 I like crazy girls. I like crazy girls. Who want a fucking Liberian? I don't want a fucking Liberian. Freaks. Like, I like crazy girls. Bagel now! You like girls that's going to, like, text you a thousand times?
Starting point is 00:14:04 You got to put me in my place. You got to put me in my place. I don't like that soft shit, but I don't want to text me a thousand times. No, I don't do that. I'm going to say, bitch, you're bugging. I'll tell you about yourself. That's how you talk. I won't text you a thousand times, though, even though you think I will.
Starting point is 00:14:16 See me? You see that? No caller. No caller ideas. No. My nigga, why you had three phones? What's that? I got four.
Starting point is 00:14:24 He got the other. Oh, he got four. Oh, you're a crazy nib. I know that's right. I got four. See, I'm probably about getting kissed out. That's why. What is that a Google text number?
Starting point is 00:14:35 If she don't Google text you, then this. No, there's no call ID. Yeah, I know, but is it from the app? Is it from WhatsApp? Google or like, what do we doing? You want to see how many time? Because I'm trained to do this. You want to see how many time the phone going to go off?
Starting point is 00:14:49 I mean, that's three already. This answer to it right there. Huh? No, no. No, no. Don't do them like that. Don't do it on. Hey, he's trying to get me killed.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Don't do him like that. He's trying to give me killed. You're not in the house. You're not crazy. Not as mine. Because we got to be. We got to be Bonnie and Clyde, you feel it? Bonnie and Clyde.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Yeah, we're going to ride together. We're going to die together. You know what? Bonnie and Clyde for life. It'd be motherfuckers like this, though. And see, you got niggas like me to put on the notebook. I'm a toxic. Nick, I got toxic.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Blackhammer. I'm toxic, too. I'm telling me. It's what it is. I think. I think I give the wrong impression, like a girl, but like this nigga, like, loves me. Like the type of movies and the conversation in a way a nigga talk. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:15:34 You move like a light skin, though? In my light skin? Yeah. No, I'm brown. I'm down in the color of your goddamn sweater. This is orange. No, that's just like. My heart is orange.
Starting point is 00:15:44 My heart is orange. Yeah. Well, speaking of an orange, we have a homie named here who has sex with oranges. Yeah. He did. I'm a homie in here. He fuck the orange. How the fuck you fuck an orange, bro.
Starting point is 00:15:56 I'm not ger. Hey, wait, wait. Please bring Yuri in here, please. Bring Yuri in here. Please. Come here, Yuri. That's the one of the glasses. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Come here, Erri. Do he get pussy? That's his girlfriend. Right here. That's his girlfriend. She's bad. You got a girlfriend. Come on camera.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Okay, please. You got a girlfriend. Yeah. Your girlfriend. Wait, here. We love you, Riley. No, no. She just walked past.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Shame that. No, no. Riley changed his life. I love that is his woman. Okay. But before Riley came. he was in a produce eye. He was banging.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Why'd you eat the orange. He was hitting the cuties, care. I was drunk off the fucking Don Julio, Don Julio. So you put, oh. So you sat there and put the orange and fucked it. I don't even know if he built it. Did you feel it? I think I literally just took my, dude, it's so weird.
Starting point is 00:16:43 I hate it. I don't like that. This is like I used to do this year. Nah, you're great, guys. Yeah. Hey, no. Hold up. Can I just say that.
Starting point is 00:17:01 I was supposed to be 80's number one guest, Instead, now every guest he introduces me as the guy who fucked in orange. No, Yuri, I always say that you're great. Jerry, I'm sorry. This time, I did not try to do that. Every single-in-wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, listen. Listen, listen. I'm sorry, you.
Starting point is 00:17:16 I will never do it again. I didn't know. I didn't know that you were offended by it. I'm not offended, but it's just like, no, no, because now this is all he's going to remember me for. No, but I fuck with you. My color is orange. No, his color is orange. The Bronco orange.
Starting point is 00:17:29 And she's wearing orange. And I said, speaking of orange, I got a homie to have. sex with an orange. Yeah. Live in your truth, Erie. No, but you got you got your girl
Starting point is 00:17:38 though. So you elevated so you're good. You graduated. You graduated. Amen. And now you got Riley. Oh, Jesus.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Come on. We love Riley. It's a bad bitch. Shout out to Riley. Shout out of Riley. That's a bad bitch. You got to hope you don't have
Starting point is 00:17:53 no babies by the oranges. If I see orange of glasses, girls. Little cuties. I'll bring that motherfucker in this shit next. Just keep all the oranges
Starting point is 00:18:01 away from it. And they sniffed What? I ain't never heard of that one, bro. No, don't do that to your eargraves. He was drunk. You was drunk so that shit don't count. Like right now, I'm buzzed right now.
Starting point is 00:18:18 This shit ain't right. Are you buzzed? It's not right. You're buzzed already? Anybody else for another shot? I'm hot. Yes. This is not right.
Starting point is 00:18:26 It's not right. Come on now. I told you not to take it all in one sitting. Y'all can't do me like that. You know what? I tried to hold it down. I'm lit. Hit me your almost.
Starting point is 00:18:36 I know that's right. Don't, Nick, don't. See, it wasn't meant for me to drink. See? God came in. We have another bottle.
Starting point is 00:18:43 The drink guys, no, fuck that. The drink guys came in and told me. The drink guys told me sound to my nigga Bezo.
Starting point is 00:18:51 That right there. You see how you boop, boop, and it wasn't ready. No, it wasn't ready. This is going to get two more after this. You ain't got to do it, though,
Starting point is 00:18:58 Cazzo. No, I'm about do this one. Let's go. Let's go. Can I can not. Can I get one of your slogans, please, since we turn. Bring it here.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Oh, Jesus. Go on. Oh, Jesus. My mom and then we slide and gliding. Oh, okay. Oh, you scared. They're a bitch ass and I. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Pussy. Mm-hmm. So back to it. You know, I really didn't know that Jesus' sandals came from you. And my brother in jail, dead ass, says that shit. He's been saying it for like three years now. Yes. I have, I have a feeling.
Starting point is 00:19:25 It's going to blow up. That snap heard that around me, though, too. I heard that around you. At the same time. No. Here we go. Here he go. Who said that?
Starting point is 00:19:32 Me? You did? Get the fuck out of here. I never got to say. Wait, wait, wait. I was just going to say Great minds think alike. I was going to leave it at that.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Nah. Because look, I was saying this shit and I'm like, this nigga snapped and took it over because he's the face of it now. I just back off.
Starting point is 00:19:48 I'm going to keep a jeep. Nah. Oh, Jesus, son, that I'm on my mom. See, you did it again. Well, I love it. It's a stable. Free my brother.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Y'all about to have me slurring and shit. You want the black hammer? Huh? You can't get it. Once you go to snap, ain't no going bad. You feel me? I'd be like
Starting point is 00:20:04 Gitty, gitty, you know You feel me? I'm telling me I'm the king of energy I'm like the energizing bunny You feel me The battery don't stop
Starting point is 00:20:15 This is like This is like Real family to me The battery don't stop How was your weekend, AD? Well, what you do, nigga? Your mom slid in my DMs Yeah
Starting point is 00:20:24 Okay, and let's talk about it What she said? What she said? What she said? You're pissing me all? You got aunties Auntie! Yes.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Yes. No list. Double date. Double date. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're going to talk about it. Because my mom has a habit of taking my little crushes and stuff. Not that it is my crush.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Oh, I mean, you. I'm finished. All right. So my celebrity crush is obviously Future Hendrix. She took that over. I let her have it. Future. Oh, you said Future.
Starting point is 00:21:02 I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Okay. You're right. Okay. I'm going to give you a pass. She took Future over. And then this motherfucker sends me a screenshot.
Starting point is 00:21:10 But what does it have to do with me? Huh? You said she likes to take over your questions. I mean, but you're someone that I know. So now she's in your DM. So now I have to question her. I got to fess her up. What do you know?
Starting point is 00:21:18 What? I don't kiss and tell. No, no. What? You're up. Mom, I know she watching this right now. Andy, no. Mama Yazzie.
Starting point is 00:21:31 He ate that total. I'm not going to lie, though. My mom is bad. She bad? Not, she's really bad. Her mom. Bad. You're pretty, so I know she's bad.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Hold on. Say it again. You want the black. You're pretty for sure. I think she's going with the black hammer. You ain't going to crush on me no, though I'm just that's out my mom
Starting point is 00:21:45 I know that's right I'm playing with you stay with it I ain't gonna lie man my windows be getting bust out man I got that type of you know effect you know
Starting point is 00:21:56 I'm buzzing bro what the fuck I'm you losing bro you let me fuck up bro I'm gonna drink the rest for you man so you're not gonna take
Starting point is 00:22:04 the third one with us three all three and we're no no we're gonna give a slap I'm gonna let him I was kidding because I see him now
Starting point is 00:22:11 I was kidding. I was kidding. He's going to have a seven-bay mom today. Man. If y'all two had a baby, that'd be dope. Pretty-ass baby. All my kids got long hair, good hair. I got good hair.
Starting point is 00:22:24 I got good hair. I know that's right. Love connection. And they come out the womb. Okay, matchmaker. Matchmaker. Okay, Matchmaker, AD. I'm going to say, don't touch my hand.
Starting point is 00:22:35 You already exposed yourself. My mom would be talking to my crushes and blah, blah, blah, blah. No, I just want to. You got the mama with us. Wouldn't it be dope if I took them both on a date? Lit. Liddy. Yes, Sersky.
Starting point is 00:22:50 What? Maybe just my mom. Maybe just my mother. Not me. We do a show. Maybe we should keep the show going. We do a show everyone's there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:00 The show will be ending. Okay. Don't say that either. Maybe the last episode. Adam, he's kidding. On the WB. Adam, he's joking. I don't know what he's talking about.
Starting point is 00:23:09 He's losing me. LA news can you tell me we're just joking I like god damn yeah we just plan I don't take it serious man the nigga you just went on a date with
Starting point is 00:23:21 not getting my DM talking crazy because I blocked him I killed him oh wow okay I'm just talking I like to know that The blammy pack stays around and stays equipped
Starting point is 00:23:30 I am a demon okay respectfully yes sirs that's why I love snap I don't hold shit back y'all ain't got me lick it up I'm about say some shit man come on car let's go
Starting point is 00:23:40 No, let's not incriminate him. No, he ain't going to crimson himself. He's not going to criminate himself. How was your weekend, ADD? You were on the thought tour. A thought tour. I mean an educational tour teaching underprivileged children, Spanish, as you said. Allegedly.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Yeah. Allegedly. How was that? I went to Houston, Texas. And we was, wow, we was going crazy. Yeah, it's going crazy. It's open. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Bottos every night, three four times a day. We're in the clubs. We turned to fucking. up. We went to one place called the seaside lounge, right? Don't forget that. Yeah, no, don't forget that. Look, the content home girls is in the building. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, Sushki.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Man, they get into it with one of the other home girls. They start locking. Bam, bang, bam. Wait, wait, wait. Like, the emails that you came with, got into it with each other? I've seen them and I know them. Everybody was drinking. Everybody was. They got into it with each other. They got into it with each other. They start swinging.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Whoa. In the motherfucking seaside lounge. Okay. And then the homie was so mad. Like, where the girl at that fired on my home girl? He's looking for her. So he's ready to, uh, uh, I can, uh, I can, what's the other name? He was going, Tina Turner.
Starting point is 00:24:50 He was going to creamer. I'm like, bro, no! Don't do it, bro. You feel me? I couldn't let him go out like that. But, um, that was one day. And I got a, I got a homie. I say, I ain't going to say his name, though, right?
Starting point is 00:25:03 This nigger, we in the house. He says, I'm about to go get blunts. The store is like two blocks away. For sure. This nigga lost for like. Eight hours, bro. Eight hours, bro. He won't get some pussy.
Starting point is 00:25:14 No, he didn't go get no pussy. He just walked and got lost, and he said a random Asian family brought him to us. And I said, what the fuck is wrong with you? And the homie said, this ain't the first time. He said, one time we went to Columbia, and he said he get a WhatsApp saying, we got your home boy, sent a $10,000 for we kill him.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Yo, what? Swear to God. No, he's different. Was it true? Yes, it was true. They paid the 10K. They got the homie back. What this was at?
Starting point is 00:25:44 In Colombia. We're not going to. Yeah. That's what I said. I don't know. He got kidnapped. I don't know. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:25:52 That's like you got to realize that's rappers, bro. We got to go overseas, bro. Like, we don't know what the fuck going on over there. Nigger fuck overseas, Texas. Niggas get in Texas. I remember when we did, we went to, where was that Texas? We were on some booish here. No, no, I ain't a lie.
Starting point is 00:26:09 We were just on boo and shit. Wait, so y'all went to Texas prior to this. Oh, no. We went to South by South West. And we was deep as a motherfucker. We didn't have little scooters and shit, Eddie talking shit to everybody and shit. What is wrong with you, bro?
Starting point is 00:26:22 Slim out there. Slim was on, because he was looking for somebody at that moment. We hopped in a motherfucking little tram or something. I still got that picture, too. Oh. Well, you got a picture of y'all on a little train? Hell yeah. I would love to see it.
Starting point is 00:26:36 But Slim, just like the nigger driving. he started like banging on that nigga, the nigga was confused. Hey, homie got us fucked up. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, like, yes. We all the wrong people to be around each other.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Yeah, no, this sounds like a terrible thing. Like, we was ready. Like, we were just like, whatever all bullshit. Yeah, if you want it slim, we're on it with you. Okay. All right. That's how he is. But we were out there.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Never to travel with y'all. You can try, you're going to have fun with us, man. Like, you're going to love it. A.K. The black hammer. The black hammer. Once you go snap, hey, I ain't going back. No, it's crazy, though, because all these news stories about rappers getting shot in Texas happened, and this nigga, Adam texts me, he's like, he's like, bro, you must be the only rapper who ain't got shot in Texas this week.
Starting point is 00:27:20 He was like, you need to be careful. I'm not going to lie, I was really nervous for you. Why? Because, like, I don't know. Man, as soon as I touch down. Man, that's a real G-W-R-G. Yeah, I know. It's real, I know.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Okay. Bullets don't got no names on. You want to touch him, bro. You love, everybody loves him. Yeah, okay. Leave me alone, here. There's a whole lot of people love. I don't get really.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Yeah. I don't know. I was nervous for you, though. But as soon as it's a touchdown, I hit my homies. I'm like, hey, I need me two yestos. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? While I'm out here.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Uwap. Yeah. Delivery service. Like Uber. Just you do. Okay. Pull up. You know I'm not from the street, so I don't know.
Starting point is 00:27:56 You're teaching me. But I went to another club out there, right? I swear to God, I go to this club popping, right? When he in there, everything booming. It felt like I was bad. outside in the clubs they had tables everything nigga I'm gonna niggins I'm gonna drink hennessee like yeah I was about to say you drank henny this weekend I'm I'm I'm lit you all know you won't my nigger
Starting point is 00:28:20 soon as we get out the club my niggas start rumbling niggas is fighting they're going back and forth right I see niggas by the grip you feel me yeah the bitches that was around me they let's go I'm like I ain't about to run by the cars and all the extra shit I'm like a bitch I'm not doing that shit yeah I'm standing right there Like, come on, let's go. Come on, please. I'm like, nah. But then, look, the motherfucking police came out with the AR,
Starting point is 00:28:47 with the body armor. He told me to move. He was like, move. I said, all right, bro. You know what time it is. I'm cool. You got that? That nigga ran over there with that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Everybody scattered like roaches and shit like that. You let that bitch go? No, he didn't let it go. Okay. I would have told you all that right there. That motherfucker. That shit was crazy. Yeah, Texas is crazy right now.
Starting point is 00:29:06 But they got some spot called turkey leg hut. That's amazing. With the kind of food they got. Nicarkey legs. Bro, I'm saying. Yo, yo, stop the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Nah, because I was one of the same thing. You know, some places name. The name is turkey legs. Some places name that shit. And they don't got no type of food that got anything. And you go to turkey leg hood and get some cereal and donuts.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Jesus handles. Yo, A.D., shut up. Shut up. No, but they got like a three, four hour wait time. You waited three hours? I was about to say Don't be a goofy out here What's my name?
Starting point is 00:29:44 A.D. All right. You see how she said? Stop trying to get our show canceled. I just made it here. I fight for my life. What you said? A.
Starting point is 00:29:55 A.D. Yeah. Oh, my God. Dog, I'm fucking lit. I'm glad. Yeah, this is the point. This ain't right. Why?
Starting point is 00:30:04 No, it is right. You having a fun? You having a good time. I'm having a good time. I'm having a good time. But you know, pack is uh the black you know that if he blick the ify blakey sticky the ify blakey sticky yo shut up y'all are retarded yeah i'm challenged that's what you
Starting point is 00:30:19 always say oh yeah i meant challenge not retarded no no but you know you know it's crazy my whole time i was gone for like almost a week um i seen one of the comments on no jumper news they said where the fuck is a d they're like fuck no jumper now they think i get fired from here every week oh um you know house phone told them yesterday that me You and everybody else, but him, Trevor, and Josh got fired. Wait, say it again? House One told everyone that we all got fired except for him, Trevor, and Josh. Even Adam got fired.
Starting point is 00:30:52 Yeah. Adam got fired? That my boy, I fuck with Adam. Adam and... I had to hit him up, man, because that one girl was on some bullshit, man. She slid on my DM and thought she was going to leave me. We don't know. She thought she was going on.
Starting point is 00:31:05 No, no, no, no. No, no. Leave me. Leave me. I know. She like, you know Harry Potter, they say the one who should not be named. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:31:16 You're right. We're going to shut up. Yeah. I turned it down, though, like a G. Yeah. Sorry, Voldemort. We don't want no feet. We do not poke the bear out of hibernation.
Starting point is 00:31:25 We do not poke the bear. That's this shit right here. But, uh, respectfully. Yeah, respectfully. You know what I'm saying? Jesus Christ. On Jesus handles. Yes, on Jesus handles.
Starting point is 00:31:36 We're not going to do that. Hey, we sorry, Voldemort. So did either of y'all Women's men get a PS5 from a woman Ain't this bottom bitch I got my PS5 I ain't got no PS5 I'm still on the other one I just looked at that bitch to death
Starting point is 00:31:52 I ain't alive I see a P.m's 4 right now I'm gonna spin on it Damn bro Okay But all these niggas buying them bitches man You can't even get them bro Then niggas selling them like Jordans No they're selling them right now
Starting point is 00:32:05 For 1200 and 1400 you know what I'm gonna do I seen three bands Hey, homie, me in the parking lot, bro, I want to buy that motherfucker out two racks. As soon as he pull up. Bada boom, bada bau, run it. Bada boom, bada bow. Oh, you bought yours? No, I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:32:18 I'm a bada boom, bada bow. You know what, yeah. Offer up. You know what about to wax? You not about to wax me when they're going four, five hundred and a store with all the light. Joe the neckbone? Joe the neck bone. I just made that shit up.
Starting point is 00:32:32 What is that? Who that fucking Joe the neckbone? Yo, shut up. I just made that shit up. What the fuck? You made that up? I just made that up. No, I ain't going to lie, though.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Allegedly. We used to get niggas off a Craigslist, though. Oh, what? Yeah. Off the phones and shit. Yeah. Pull up on them and shit. What's you going to do?
Starting point is 00:32:52 I got a crazy-ass story about the phones, bro. You know, I used to steal phones, bro. Me too. I phone. Tell me yours first, and I'll tell you my after one. All the metros and the iPhones are a slide, man. I had this one story, right, with my brother cash paid. So we're in school, right?
Starting point is 00:33:05 Boom. We get this new girl. I see her with the eye. iPhone. I'm like, yo, bro, I'm gonna steal this bitch next hour, bro. We got gym. Br, I ain't know this bitch was the track runner, right? Fuck me all up.
Starting point is 00:33:18 This is the first, this lit go all bad. So boom, I'm like, all right, I'm gonna be walking with the phone. That's gonna be my left hand loose. So hit the corner, grab that bitch, take off. So the school, my high school, got five floors, right? Brother shit, this bitch, mind me of white chicks, bro.
Starting point is 00:33:33 She was like a nigga in the woman body at this moment. So boom, he hit that motherfucker. He got the shirt tied up. He hit that motherfucker in the hallway. Bam, he grabbed. Man, bro. So, I, like, I'm running to play it off. Like, I ain't got nothing to do with this shit.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Like, I don't even know this nigga. You feel me? Like, this nigga, he just bitched me out. You know, I'm playing it off, though. So, boom, I try to run with her and shit. I, like, I'm helping her. Yo, I ain't know the bitch's the track owner. She booted me to the locker.
Starting point is 00:33:59 And catches this nigga. Catch my brother, bro. He gave the phone back. I say, what the fuck is wrong with a nigga. He was a shoulder neck ball. I'm told her. She's like, look. There ain't no Joe the neck bone for sure.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Because she's good, though. Like, she gave me her. Like, I ain't even know. So he was strong like that. So he was like, boom. Like, you know what I'm saying? I hit the lock. Like, boo-boo.
Starting point is 00:34:20 You feel? Like, damn, bitch. Like, shit, she ain't playing with an iPhone. And this is the old iPhone with the fat back and shit like that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Man, she hawked him, bro. He's like, bro, how you let her give me?
Starting point is 00:34:31 I'm like, nigga I ain't know this bitch run faster than me. Yo. And now, that was the fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck the fuckth up lick about the phones. Like, I think I retired after that day. Let me tell you something. Yeah, I just thought like over 50. I just thought over 50 phones, though. So did you never have like a job like in high school?
Starting point is 00:34:46 I ain't never had no job. I worked at KFC for fucking one day. They had me fucked up. What they had you do? I mean, me. I can't see you serving chicken, bro. Oh my mama, nigga. They ain't even let me get to the point to serve the chicken.
Starting point is 00:34:57 They put me in the bathroom cleaning that bitch up. And I'm sniffed. Man, he was Joe neckbone. Man, he was Joe neckbone. He had me fucked up. Man, I'm like, I asked him. Like, bro, I don't know to cook, but can I cook the chicken? Like, damn, can I make the chicken?
Starting point is 00:35:11 You have to be like a certified, because I used to work at Popeyes. That was my first job. You have to be like a certified cook. Load that chicken from Popeye. Louisiana and the best. One of the school students walked in there and I was snap dog too. I just, I went rapping. They're like, snap.
Starting point is 00:35:27 I'm like, not here. I'm not saying. Come on a shirt. And they gave me a work shirt that was small. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Have you always been skinny though? I'm not mad.
Starting point is 00:35:36 I used to work. I used to work at Target. And you feel me? And motherfuckers used to see me. I should be like this. Look. But I only had 24 hours. And that's your way, are you?
Starting point is 00:35:44 Look. Hey, look, though. Bank and break. And when they pay me, though, when I got my check, when I got my check, it was $70. What? For the day? For that day.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Okay. I mean, that. Oh. That was something. One time I miss work so much. The whole year, I think I made $6,000. Pivoting. That's shit.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Not, not we get. That's bad. The whole year. That's so bad. I want to go do my taxes. They're like, boy. You show you got a job. Shut the fuck.
Starting point is 00:36:15 I don't even know how it is for taxes, man. I don't know what that shit. Wait, wait. Word, allegedly, allegedly. Oh shit. Leave it alone. I'm a broke-ass rapper. What you're talking about?
Starting point is 00:36:26 Maybe like that. Right, right. That's not making no rap money. I didn't make no rap money. Uh-huh. Yeah, you're crazy. Nobody, no. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:36:33 He said nobody. Let me shut up for child support. Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no he's going crazy what's wrong with you hey let me shut up Gap don't have no children he do his taxes I'm gonna call his yeah I'm gonna do my gabagababab juice I'm gonna call it Gaba Gaba Gaba juice this thing is making shit up on the fly
Starting point is 00:37:05 He said, he said, they thought I was Joe the neckbone. Joe the neck bone, man. Who is Joe? I was with him. I was like, yeah, Joe the neck bone. Wait, can you tell us, though, who is Joe the neckboat? He just made it up. I just made that shit up.
Starting point is 00:37:19 Okay. Right. Right. Right. Let me tell you about my stealing phone stories, allegedly. It broke, me and the homies had like a little stealing phone coat. Yeah. So we used to have this homie pick a little.
Starting point is 00:37:35 up in this white little van. It was like Astro van and shit. So after school, my nigga, he'll load up like 10, 11 of us, my nigga. Bro, you're trying hitting the stores, my nigga? No, we was hitting people. All 10 niggas on one phone. Nigger, whatever we can find.
Starting point is 00:37:48 We was thirsty, bro. We were driving. We were on high school. So we got an older homie who were out of high school who was just driving us and shit like that. He got the a lot. He got everything. So we go into all the high schools.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Whoever we see with a phone, we hopping out. Okay. What kind of phone, though? They're just taking all phones. iPhones, sidekicks, whatever, bro. Whatever they can do that shit. How you remember them?
Starting point is 00:38:11 Evos? You got it? Yeah, them was going up. But I didn't steal them, though. It was like $2.50. I'm cool. Shit, I need that. Hey, you know what's crazy, though?
Starting point is 00:38:22 One time, my homie, D-Mack, rest in peace. I'm driving aroundly going back to the hood. I see this nigga on the ground with a female rolling. He's trying to take her motherfucking iPhone. She is not letting that motherfucker fucking. go. Those motherfuckers just roll in the middle street. I'm like, Matt, get up, cut, hop in the car. He is not going.
Starting point is 00:38:41 I swear, nigga, rolling around with that motherfucker, bro. As I said, we got to, is this still the phone shit? It's too much, bro. Yeah. It's too fucking much. And then, you know, I got another homie. He's like, look, we can get niggas off the Craigs list. So, you feel me? We see people's trying
Starting point is 00:38:56 to sell these new iPhones on Cragg list? Nigger, we'll pull up in his lawn pallor. Yeah. Two big ass niggas hop out. Yeah. Man, give me your shit for we fuck you up, niggas. Here you go. We put that motherfucker right back on Craigslist. You see that? I never.
Starting point is 00:39:10 That's that. Double-dipper, double-diff. You see that? AD, that's the black hammer. That's the black hammer. That's crazy. I'm not going to lie. I never stole the phone, but I used to wear his staples and like sometimes guys
Starting point is 00:39:22 would come. Wait, wait, hold on. Because you already admitted about Walmart. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. The apartment store. That didn't go live. So shut up.
Starting point is 00:39:31 I don't know what you're talking about. I used to work at a. fucking stables and I would let you stole a printer? No, I don't let... You look like you're somebody still a printer.
Starting point is 00:39:43 You know it's so crazy? I'm gonna let you tell your story first. I'm gonna let you tell your story. There was one time where like this is like when beats first went live like everybody wanted beat headphones. I can tell my shit, I'm hot. I mean, I'm cool.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Consent? Consent? Consent? I ain't fucking with you. Okay. I used to still. I used to let guys come in and just steal beats headphones because I was scared to get involved. Yeah, like they would be like, what a beat's at?
Starting point is 00:40:15 And I would be like, oh, they're right here. I'd open the little shit. They would take them and just walk out. You was that scared? I'm from the suburbs. I never had to deal with no shit like that. I was showing you back then. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:29 We would have had your ass hostage. Y'all have been up. Y'all have been up. I'm not going to lie. Shout out. Stables though it built character yeah no one time when I was working at Target it was a radio shack like right next to that shit and I walk out my job one day and these motherfuckers somebody ran a radio shack and hogtie everybody
Starting point is 00:40:47 niggia and you weren't there I wouldn't let you know wait a minute yo shut up I don't know you're fucking stupid maybe I should have bought that You're fucking stupid. But you're dangerous, though, because you look so innocent. Like, you wouldn't even do none. You're fucking a demon, too. No, that's a cheater, bro. You're a fucking cheater.
Starting point is 00:41:18 You're a fucking cheater, bro. That's not cool, bro. If you're going to cheat on me, then I'm going to cheat back. That's not cool. Just cut them off. No. That's not right. Why do you need to be having girls, hostas and shit?
Starting point is 00:41:31 You know what I'm saying? Wait, you would hold me hostage? No, no, no. So we're good. Yes. So we're good. I'm just saying, though, like, why do you think he is? Joe the neckbone?
Starting point is 00:41:41 I'm not Joe the neckbone. I know that's right. Joe the neck bone is a guy. I wouldn't fuck with Joe the neck bone. That's not cool, though. You can't do that, bro. I play on my innocence. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:41:52 Get you comfortable. You know what I'm saying? See, that's why niggas is fucked up. Not with the women, bro. Y'all want to be like niggas. Yes, yes. I agree with that. Niggers really go crazy over women.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Like for real Like for real for real I'm about to pull out bitch That I need to come outside No no no look Look swear to God Yesterday I'm watching This date line
Starting point is 00:42:13 Fucking special Right It's Wait wait What's funny about the dayline It's just funny to see you Watching Dateline No listen no
Starting point is 00:42:22 I'm watching dayline It was so interesting It's about this motherfucking nigga right He starts cheating on his wife Okay Right He goes
Starting point is 00:42:32 Wait a minute He goes See? This sounds like she on some nasty shit. No, no, no, bro. The shit is crazy. The nigger is cheating on his wife. She suspects it.
Starting point is 00:42:43 He comes in a motherfucking room. He starts crying to her and says, babe, I'm having an affair. Right? Yeah. And she says, fix it. So he goes to counseling. He's trying to get better.
Starting point is 00:42:55 While this is happening, she starts fucking her boss. Because why not? Wait a minute. But she told this nigger to fix it. And he's wrong. really trying to fix it. Nah.
Starting point is 00:43:05 At that moment, he got rights to do all crazy shit. That's what I'm saying. Wait, wait, no, no, no. I don't know. No, this is the crazy shit about it. The nigger, who she's cheating on him
Starting point is 00:43:15 with has a family. You feel me? And a wife. And his wife suspects that he's cheating this shit too, bro. Yeah. So these motherfuckers is all entwines in this shit.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Long story short. The husband who's trying to get better sleeping with his wife one day and see the text message pop up. Like, yeah, I miss you. What's up? One, one, one.
Starting point is 00:43:36 He's like, who the fuck is this? Like, you fucking your boss? Bro, the nigger, he starts tripping. He's getting on some gangster shit. Listen, I'm watching dayline like, What's next? So this nigga, look, this, this, his wife and her boss, my nigga,
Starting point is 00:43:55 meet up at Walmart. They, the girl daughter sees her mom car at Walmart says, mom, why, Where's your car at Walmart? She said, I just told dad. This nigga, they got security footage and all that. This nigga goes to Walmart looking for his wife and shit like that.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Parks his car. He's looking for her. He calls his wife phone. The boss says, he gets the phone and says, no, she don't want to be with you no more. He's talking spicy to the nigga, though. You feel me? Yeah. Talking crazy.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Man, listen. Dad nigga waited for them to pull up. Nigger put two into the one of a nigga head, one of his chest. And then try to shoot this. self in the head, bro. See, that shit ain't cool. That's what I'm saying. No, don't do that.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Don't do that. Don't do that. He was cheating first. Don't drive me to the point of cheating then. Don't fucking cheat. Just cut them off, man. No. That's not cool.
Starting point is 00:44:47 Because let's play the game. You will have a nigga treat you like bagel. So what if, see, what if he just lay paws on you? Now he wrong. No. You like that shit. I ain't with the mess. She, she, she, she.
Starting point is 00:44:58 No, I ain't with that either. But I'm saying, though, you know, you know how a nigga be, what you're doing. You know, grab the arm and shit. Don't put hands on me. Yoke me up if you have to. She liked that. She liked that. She's like that.
Starting point is 00:45:10 She liked that. She liked that. But, nah, don't cheat. If you don't want to get cheated on back, don't cheat. Cut it on. You know how you say cut it off with him? Cut it off with me. Let me know that it's not it for you no more.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Sometimes the niggas can't cut it off. Why? You should say that. Express it. That's true. That's true. But other than that, you can't cheat it on back. I don't play that domestic shit though.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Hell no. No, domestic violence is not cool, by the way. I told women literally, like, if you put your hands on me, I would never talk to you again. Yeah, don't. And I got hitting a lip with a water bottle one time. I never talked to that girl again. Good. No, women should not put their hands on men either.
Starting point is 00:45:49 I don't agree with it either way. Well, you need to say that again. And the Lord all right, because these women straight do that. No, no, do not put your hands on a man if you're not trying to get hit like a man. See, I've been doing shit. See, I've been doing shit. My hands registered. I can't be touching them.
Starting point is 00:46:01 You know I just started boxing, too. You did? I've been boxing. How, nigger, you fucking drinking every fucking day. I'm going to boxing tomorrow. Nigger, what you doing? What you're burning? It's boxing.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Well, I don't know. Joe the neckbone? You're not going to last in the ring, bro? I'm a last in the ring. Because I've been knocking niggas out streetwise for years. I know, but you know if you're in the ring, that shit different. Bro, I'm not equipped to go six, seven rounds with a nigga in the streets. I'm going to get this shit over with.
Starting point is 00:46:33 By that time, I'm going to take a yes to allow. The Blamey pack is coming out. I got a home girl. She boxed. Her hands is licensed, too. She can't get into no fights. I didn't know that was like that serious. Yo, like that's the scariest thing, like dating a girl that's not a fight.
Starting point is 00:46:44 And she boxed. Yeah, she can beat your ass. She got niggas beat up. She don't fight herself. I think if a girl beat me up, it would turn me on. Shut the hell up. It depends on my bad. You just said you don't like domestic violence.
Starting point is 00:46:54 I don't. So what the hell are you talking about? If you can whip my ass. I'm a jama-ma-gabba-gabba juice. Yo, I'm really about to start crawling my drinkstack. Rockstar is now called Gapagabba Jube. Yes, yes. Put Snapdog on there.
Starting point is 00:47:14 He shouldn't be on there. Who is that? I don't know. I should be on there like this. I ain't going to lie. That would be a good seller boy. Sponsor him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Sponsor him. Come on. Red bull. What's the rock star? What's the thing you doing there? I'm with it. Give me the Gaba Gaba Gabbabba juice, please. Gapbo.
Starting point is 00:47:31 That's hilarious. I'm with it. Hey, they got to make some gab and gabby-gabby energy drink for Snapdog. For real. That's just fucking crazy. King of energy. Do you know if I have my face on the juice? I mean, people would just get that just because it's not.
Starting point is 00:47:42 I would buy it. They know I'm fucked up in the head. My mama dropped me on my head when I was a baby, man. I got hit by a car. You got hip by car. Yeah, I'm fucked up. Yeah. I got a fucked up.
Starting point is 00:47:51 I got an aunt who fell off a building. Like, what? Did she, did she good? Auntie Lopez fell off a building? She good. Auntie Amina fell off a building in Egypt when she was younger. Did she break in a building? In Egypt, she fell off a pyramid?
Starting point is 00:48:04 No. She survived? Yeah, she survived. Oh, my God. She's definitely different now. What's she doing now? She off. She's not right.
Starting point is 00:48:14 She'd probably be dead. Yacht! You got a sirex girl. If I fall off a beard, I'm definitely. She don't be tweaking like that, but she'd be tweaking in other ways, man. She is. It runs. She's twerking for no reason.
Starting point is 00:48:30 But it runs in a family. I don't be tweaking She'd be in church Not that tweaking But you're all fucked up I'm pretty sure You're crazy No we're crazy for show
Starting point is 00:48:38 You think I'm crazy I know I'm crazy When I see it It's like What is it? It's like it's on you Like it's on me Boom boom boom boom boom
Starting point is 00:48:46 You see crazy in me? I see it all in your face Like For real Like I be letting motherfuckers rock Like You can't
Starting point is 00:48:52 You like And then that's the thing Like you get niggies Like When you find out That you find out that you can bully You don't want To talk to him no more
Starting point is 00:48:59 That's a fact She's like I'm five foot. I'm not to read women real quick. I'm not a read women real quick. You're not a read none over here. I'm telling you. I mean, obviously six baby mamas.
Starting point is 00:49:10 He has a good track record. He does have a good track record. I don't know what I'm just saying. You dealt with the East Coast chick before? I ain't even talking about where they from. I'm saying I ain't dealt with. What you're talking about? No.
Starting point is 00:49:21 I'm talking about like. So, bro, in the perfect world, it'd be dope to have a different baby mama of all different races. And all your kids are like, I got two mixed. It's a small world. I got two mixed. I got a black and Mexican one and I got white and black one. Mexican woman got my son, he for sure white, white.
Starting point is 00:49:42 He played hockey. They're wet, wet, wet. Okay. He played hockey for show. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:50 The Latinos, they're wet wet. They do. But then you gotta worry about their motherfucking cousins, Hector and shit. Hey, all that home of your fucking one of my little sister home. Like, shout to my Mexican because I love y'all. But those niggies do not be playing, bro. They pull up on your ass and that seat. Drop that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Latino women are crazy, though. For sure. I ain't never dealt with one. They get that rap. I got some Latina friends. I haven't seen them do nothing out of the regular. So what is like? We're talking about suburb Latino.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Yeah. You're talking about Latino from the hood. I'm talking about like Brooklyn. We don't run into hip hop here. Harlem. Shut up. I'm talking about like Brooklyn, Harlem, Washington Heights. You know, women.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Not where I'm from. They haven't done nothing too crazy. What is he from again? From Hagenzack. Hackysack? Yeah Hackysack? That's the birds
Starting point is 00:50:33 Where Joe the neckbone lives Yeah Joe the neckbone He living at Hackensack Hackensack. Hackensack. Yeah. Shout out to Hackensack.
Starting point is 00:50:42 Yeah, they're not too crazy but I live 15 minutes away from the city so I got a lot of city friends They don't do nothing Pop up out of the Niggas crib That's regular That's what they do?
Starting point is 00:50:53 Yeah, pop up at the studio That's regular Go through your followers That's not cool Go through the father Oh my fucking guy Go through the father That's regular.
Starting point is 00:51:01 How do y'all females be catching us niggas up, man? We're dumb and shit. Yeah, because you're dumb. You just answered it. Like, what y'all go through the likes or something? No, you don't got to go through the likes. No, you don't got to the likes. Actually, I'm going to give you out.
Starting point is 00:51:12 I'm going to give you out some free game right now. It's a gabba-gabah juice. If y'all got Twitter. Well, my Twitter is hacked again. Oh, that's so unfortunate. I'm so sorry to hear it. But the likes on Twitter, that's going to give you away, for show. What?
Starting point is 00:51:25 How does it's going to give me away? I'm a rapper. They can be a fan. That's what I'm saying. Exactly. And fans easily can turn into groupies. So, therefore, you know what I'm saying? You shouldn't fuck your fans, though.
Starting point is 00:51:37 I swear you can't do that. I fuck the couple of. You fuck your fan? Nah, it's like this. They're not even supporting the music. No, but that's why I stopped. Women are so fucked up in the head, you'll make a diss song about them. They'd be playing that bitch in their car like, ah, like.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Yeah, I mean, in this new age, yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. That's a fact. That's COVID-Ais is fucked up. I made it, I made a song and put, put my, said a woman. It was like, her, my baby mama with the ops. If I catch it with him, then she getting dropped. I heard that too.
Starting point is 00:52:10 I like that. Okay. Was your baby mama with the ops? She was trying to like, I don't know. She thought she was Joe the neckbone? She was Joe the neckbone. She was Joe the neckbone. No, she wasn't dope.
Starting point is 00:52:22 She wasn't, okay. Okay. Does that happen to either one of y'all? Has y'all baby mama's ever gotten with the ops? I ain't got no up. Okay, that's cool. You got to put the sleeping emoji. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:33 You want to know it was crazy, though? I've done that. One time I made the song, right? I shouldn't say this. Well, who gives a fuck? I was with my first baby mama. Oh, God. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:52:43 Oh, you're getting fucked up. Yeah, you're crazy. No, not. Don't I always tell a little. First baby mama fucking the story? Okay. I was with my first baby mama, and me and O.T. do this fucking song.
Starting point is 00:52:53 And it's called, get me in trouble. And it goes, that pussy going, give me in trouble. Yeah. Dad pussy going to get me in trouble. Yeah. You feel me? Yeah. And he made the song indirectly talking about a girl he was doing one at the time.
Starting point is 00:53:08 Yeah. And I said, fuck this. I'm about to name girls and I'm dealing with the time. And I put their names in the song. Yeah, you're crazy for that. You got caught up. You got caught up. Did you get caught up?
Starting point is 00:53:18 No. You slay. Slade Woody. That's how I feel when Jeney drops the track. I'd be thinking she's sort of like. Of course. Her name is Jene Aiko. I love her.
Starting point is 00:53:28 You said Janay Echo. She don't work with Mark Echocon. It's the little. You're like, she got, she. No, Janay is far as far as. I love her music. But she, she put the effect on women like one time. Like, I caught my sister.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Like, we're young. I called my sister listening to her. Like, and she had her head down at the computer crying. What the fuck is you crying? No, shit. I'm not going to lie. Break up shit. I cried.
Starting point is 00:53:54 No, Jeney, Janay. I cried. Jeney, how you thinking? Like, damn. You feel? I cried so many nights to Jeney Kalani. How the fuck you crying and you're a fucking cheater? That's right, Snap Taylor.
Starting point is 00:54:05 You're a player. Players don't cry. That's a fact. On Jesus Sanders, we don't do that. Pimp player worldwide. You be playing. You be playing with eating in. You can't do it.
Starting point is 00:54:14 You can't do it. You can't do that. Why? Why? You can't do that. Why? You should hold a motherfucking conference for cheating women, bro. Oh, my mom.
Starting point is 00:54:22 No, you shouldn't. Come on. Why would not? No, you shouldn't. I should. Because I think you make a Yazzie feel bad about herself now. Hell no, I'm still going to cheat. If you cheat on me, you're getting cheated on back.
Starting point is 00:54:31 So we're in a relationship. You're telling me if you caught me like, you know what I'm saying? After getting the black hammer. After getting the black hammer. Off top. Something like, something like. You're going to cheat on me? Nah, what's something like to you?
Starting point is 00:54:46 What's something like to you, demon? What's something like to you? What's going to make you cheat? If you're fucking another bitch and I know about it, you're getting cheated on. So only you fucking. Like if you take it on a date or you know what I'm saying. No, you take it on a date. regular de regular you're a rapper i gotta understand that comes so they're saying cheating not to me i
Starting point is 00:55:03 mean like i'm saying is you gonna go cheat after that i don't know what i'm gonna do i gotta see how i feel in the moment you know i think he would cheat regardless she just being her move like boom he's fucking cheating my time no that's not a fact i gotta know for no that's the thing about me i got a no for a fact that there's something i know what you do because all the woman do and i hate this what we do what we do want to come to the girl as woman o woman oh no no no no that's just stupid Hell no. Do you know the goal is to make the other person remove that stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:55:31 Exactly. And they fall right for. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not a woman-to-woman type of girl. You feel what I'm saying? We don't even got to know each other. I'm going to know you from a distance. I don't need to know you personally.
Starting point is 00:55:41 I don't need to know what my man is telling you. She's too good. She's turned that. She's too good. Yeah, come on that. Yeah, I don't play them games. No, I'm not going to DM you. I'm not pressed.
Starting point is 00:55:50 You want this nigga. You can have him. He's giving me headaches. It ain't that easy. You ain't letting go that easy. Come on. Come on, I've done it. You've been in love.
Starting point is 00:55:58 You've been a real love before. I don't know. You're not going to sit there and say that. No, there's been motherfuckers that I've really, really liked. And their girlfriends have come to me and been like. We're not saying like. We're talking about love. How long you've been?
Starting point is 00:56:07 Like, what's the longest relationship with? I don't honestly believe that I've been in love. I feel like I've been in lust. But I ain't been in love. Oh, yeah. You know the black. You know. No, for real.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Like, I don't think I love the motherfuckerfucker. There ain't no motherfuckers I dealt with that I can't live without. See, that's that's that. That's that's from y'all, shitty y'all motherfuckers That's gutter right there though I mean it is Like what am I, you want me to cry over you?
Starting point is 00:56:33 No, we're not doing that We feel good when y'all do that Okay, but it's seven billion people out here If you cry out of me, I would feel bad I'd be like, oh God, like that. It's seven, damn, all right, babe, my fault Stop it, stop it. No, it's seven billion people in this world
Starting point is 00:56:47 Are you crazy to cry over one? You've been around me too long because you got that for me. What? You got that for me. Got what? saying it's seven damn
Starting point is 00:56:56 what is you talking about I guess I don't have no lessons on this show you ain't taught me nothing nigga you ain't taught me nothing okay come on
Starting point is 00:57:05 there's seven billion people out here it's so many fine people out here so many good looking we all go wrong yeah y'all looking at them fucking looks see no
Starting point is 00:57:13 don't cheat no no no that's the difference that's the difference between I shouldn't say ancestors but our ancestors are great-grandparents and grandparents. They didn't have distractions.
Starting point is 00:57:28 They didn't have social media. They will meet somebody, and that may be the last time that they see them. They'll walk up to a woman and say, I want to marry you. And they will be together for 40, 50 years. Yeah. And now you have too many fucking distractions now. You go on Instagram, you see, damn, fat ass, fat ass, big ass, big booty. But you can make any bitch fine.
Starting point is 00:57:52 You can. You can boss that motherfucker up, but then, man, I ain't going to say nothing. I'm drinking. Have you, have you bought anybody? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You can make somebody fine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:03 I'd rather have a bitch that I vibe with and have a great time with versus a made-up bitch any day. You feel me any day? But y'all will cheat with the made-up bitches, so it's no point. Man, those niggas, we fucked up. We have a good bitch at home and still cheat. Since, if there's any women listening to this, getting your fucking bag, if the niggots you cheat back.
Starting point is 00:58:22 No, no. Fuck is he talking about. No. Fuck is he talking about. He's going to be a money. He's going to fuck you up and barricade himself in the house. He's crazy. He's going to turn you to a bagel pack.
Starting point is 00:58:31 Hell no. Don't do that. Get your money up, not your funny up, sis. Don't do that. Do not stop your life for none of these motherfucking boys. You're a bad influence. You can't do that. Don't cheat on him.
Starting point is 00:58:41 No. Don't do it. No. He's cheating on you. Cheat back. Like this is there. You won't hurt him more. You won't go home, Jake.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Don't do that. Who is Jake? You ain't never seen that movie? What? You never seen training day? No. Wait, but is that with Dantel? You see men to society? Wait, is that with Will Smith? Have you? Is that with Wilson?
Starting point is 00:59:00 She said, real Smith. Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my God. Hey, look, that's the dumbest shit I'm in the fucking year. No. Don't listen to her. Come on now. Will Smith is in hitch.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Okay, he's in so much more. Like, don't even, that's not a terrible. It's training. He ain't to see food. Yeah. I said that first. He's in osmosis, Joe. Okay, but I said that you guys are idiots.
Starting point is 00:59:24 I said Denzel, fuck as you talk about. Shit on these motherfuckers. Cheat on these motherfuckers. Will Smith is in pursuit of happiness. That's a great movie. That's the only movie to make me cry on record. I cried over two Will Smith movies. The pursuit of happiness.
Starting point is 00:59:36 When he's sleeping in the bathroom? Yeah, that guy. And then seven pounds. I don't think. I ain't ever cried over that movie, bro. I don't watch that shit. Oh, bro, bro. I watched it.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Wait a minute. Boom. That's why you fuck like this? I mean the move like. Yeah. For real, that shit be living. Bro, it's a movie called Coco. I love that.
Starting point is 00:59:59 That movie makes me cry. I can't watch it because I tear up every time, bro. I think I did see a movie with somebody die. I'm like, my grandmother was the closest person to me, and that shit hit me. I'm in a movie theater. I'm like, I'm watching that movie because I'm like, the end of it. I'm like, it made it easier for me. because the nigger next to me was like oh so i was like all right i ain't feeling this shit alone
Starting point is 01:00:26 right and shout to my nigga guap dad yeah the nigger went on instagram and he was like bro this movie is so sad he got tears in his eyes bro no you know like what's the fucked up movie where i was pissed off when i went to go see and all the women in that crap oh my god i say when i when i stump the yard first came on kristbaum got shot i swear to god i cried when they killed christbom the movie theater was tripping i swear i said i said i I swear I cry. All right, look, look. Chris Brown was my first love.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Wait a minute. Stump the Yard had a lot of L.A. coaches shenan into it, right? So I just remember going to see Stump the Yard and at the Lakewood movie theater, my nigga. Niggas was coming up there, socking people out of lines. So it wasn't a good time for motherfucklers.
Starting point is 01:01:11 CCB gets smoked. No, for real. Niggas. Hey, niggas is in line. Niggas is over here. Yeah. What's up, nigga? Man.
Starting point is 01:01:19 They're trying to get their tickets. When they did that to my nigga, she'd be. I'm like, damn, I felt the girl. She, when they got a scream, I'm like, damn, they killed CB. You feel it? I was in the movie. I got killed.
Starting point is 01:01:29 I told him, don't do it no more. Y'all got me fucking. You in the movie getting smoked? Man, too. It's a Detroit movie, man. What is it, 5-0? Man, them nigga shot me in my back. How you, how you felt from a friend?
Starting point is 01:01:40 Was you drinking the gab of gababah juice? No. Did you fall slowly? Huh? You fell slowly? I felt fast. Oh, you felt bad. Those niggas killed me quick.
Starting point is 01:01:47 I'm like, bro, I got to go out with a bang. I got a least killed 10 pills. They gave you 30 second wrong. Man, they didn't give me no gun, man. You was the last nigga in the credits. Man, they had me, they had me serving pills, bro. Serving the wrong. Snap dog, aka Shopman 23.
Starting point is 01:02:04 I'm coming out with my own movie. It's the Bronco Boys movie. Can I be in? For sure. Can I be an extra? Hell yeah. The cheater. The cheater?
Starting point is 01:02:11 Can I be the cheater? Can I be the cheater? You going to die? That's okay. I'm like that. You know what I'm saying? You're going to. Why are you cheating?
Starting point is 01:02:20 Uh-huh. When you're in the house cheating, you know how the nigs run across. Bop, bop! Okay. You know what I'm saying? Okay. You got the skit. You got the skill.
Starting point is 01:02:27 You feel me? Okay. Don't play with this cheating shit. Yeah, he don't. He don't. Don't cheat on him. This whole episode, I'm like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, he don't play.
Starting point is 01:02:34 No, it's just for the niggas. Like me, I can deal with that shit. Like, I ain't, you know what I'm saying? You can deal with cheating? No, I'm saying. Like, you know, most niggas would be really heartbroken. Listen, with me, I'm out there doing my thing. Respectfully.
Starting point is 01:02:49 If I'm out there doing my thing and she cheat back on me. That's what it is, though. I will fill away, but for the most part, I'm a realist at the end of the day. It's only fair. Can y'all acknowledge the fact that I said cheat back? Don't cheat just to cheat. Like, if you're getting cheated on. That's not cool.
Starting point is 01:03:07 Two wrongs don't make it right. Yes, they do. It don't make the situation. Make it better. I'm gonna beat her brother up. Oh. Her daddy might get shot in her head. And Uncle Tommy on an oxygen machine if he pull up.
Starting point is 01:03:17 Oh, fuck Uncle Tommy on an oxygen machine. I'm gonna take that motherfucking tape. You feel me? Yeah. Cubs. But now that, you can't. Look, I respect your opinions as men. It's not cool.
Starting point is 01:03:28 No, but I'm just saying if I'm, but it's a truth though because I've seen, and I told, I told my homie this one time, right? This nigga fucking, fucking girl after girl, girl after girl. Found his girl, fuck one nigga. He's like, bro, she's scandalous, bro, blah, blah. I'm like, bro. You did all that shit. You did all this shit, bro.
Starting point is 01:03:45 Like, she did one compared to your 30, my niggas. So y'all do have hearts. I mean, I just keep me. But see, see, me. I could get with it. Yeah, go ahead, 80. I go next. Me, niggas like me and Snap don't live regular lives.
Starting point is 01:03:59 Facts. For sure. So we meet. And I do agree in the point of, like, if you're dealing with someone that has y'all social status, you've got to be prepared for certain shit. But no, no, no, no, don't even be prepared. It's just that. you're always on the go
Starting point is 01:04:10 you're always meeting new people so if somebody do something to you you're going to be at the next city meeting somebody else anyway so it's like now the nigga who just works at Walmart 9 and 5 and he loves his wife and
Starting point is 01:04:24 he don't have a lot of social places that he goes and he can't stomach his girl suck you another nigga Willie! See me I feel like this like women like niggies like period
Starting point is 01:04:38 If it's like a nigga, if a nigga got a good woman at home, he gonna cheat no matter what. Like, if he cheat, oh, well, niggas is a nigga. A woman is saying, wait, if your woman, when you can be good to your woman in, giving her the black hammer. If she wants to cheat, she going to cheat, that's them. And that's why it's like, I treat this shit like boxing. If you go into a boxing ring. Apparently, I don't know about boxing. What are you burning, AD?
Starting point is 01:05:01 You drink every day. It's like, if you go into the relationship just thinking like, oh, she ain't going to do that. And then don't you cheat, it hurt you more. But if you, like, expecting everything, the same thing from every girl and it happened, it's like, oh, you just like the next. If it don't happen, then you got you want. If it do it in it. I just don't want.
Starting point is 01:05:19 You can cheat on me. Just don't suck another nigga dick, man. Are you crazy? No, ADD, you fucking up. Dude, can't cheat. Yeah, don't cheat at all. But just the thought of, you suck another nigga dick, man. This is, okay, but this is the last point I want to make before we wrap up.
Starting point is 01:05:34 We're not wrapping up. We're having a conversation. You don't make these fucking rules. I don't fuck you. Yo, shit the fuck up. Anyways, I saw a post the other day that said, like, y'all don't be kissing everybody? How do y'all start sex? So y'all don't be kissing everybody?
Starting point is 01:05:48 I really hate kissing. Okay. Like, I feel like if you kissing and when you're doing sex, that's making love. And in that moment, I ain't trying to make no luck. I'm trying to knock boots. Okay. See, that's my problem. You'd be kissing everybody.
Starting point is 01:06:01 No, I don't kiss everybody. I don't partaking stuff like this. Okay. I'm just saying, the old me. and my homo and my homoes you tell me all the time
Starting point is 01:06:10 you have problems because you make every woman feel like you love them because I was like why you're like that's back then I was kissing
Starting point is 01:06:18 I was kissing I was having a good conversation talking about how do y'all start sex with the demons then you just you just in there like what's the vibe
Starting point is 01:06:25 like I'm trying to shit man I'm born up yes he got damn no it's not a no I need to learn how do y'all
Starting point is 01:06:33 first you start sex with the demons I need to know I need to know I'm trying to learn See, I got that Elvis like, thank you very much. Okay, I know, that's right. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:47 You got to get in there. You got a tense right here, you feel me? You know what I'm saying? Okay. And you know, you got to. I'm not even drunk yet. You got to go crazy in there, man. Like, I'm telling you, man.
Starting point is 01:06:59 Okay. What's up? I ain't, I don't, I go crazy. I'm just trying to learn, you feel me, for future references. What's your favorite position? Huh? You got an answer now. You look like, she'd be like, choke me.
Starting point is 01:07:16 You like getting choked. No comment, because my mama watching. Mama Yazzie, you like getting choked? No, that's right. Hey, I remember my mama told me she was a freak back in that day. What? I'm like, damn, that's where I get it from. You know what's crazy?
Starting point is 01:07:31 I found that my mama was a freak. I didn't know how to take it. You didn't? Nah. I'm still kind of like scarred. I remember I was in high school, bro, and I found out of security guy. I talked to my mama when I was on. I said, bro, you got me fucked up, bro.
Starting point is 01:07:47 You better not suspend me no more, nigger. And he was like one of them big cocky dudes too. And I told my nigga like, bro, he'd do that one more time, bro. We plodding on him, bro. You want to know what fuck me up about my mama, bro? My mama at one point in time, right? She was dating a nigger from the Clippers, and he wanted to marry my mom. and move us to London.
Starting point is 01:08:10 What? And she said, I don't want to take my kids away from what they love and shit like that. Mama, take us to motherfucking London. I could have been Harry Potter by now. What the fuck? I found that shit out later.
Starting point is 01:08:25 I was hot. I'm like, mom! Yeah. We could have been living good. That's my mom. I didn't have the game, man. God damn. That's my mom.
Starting point is 01:08:34 Hey, that's her real hair, too. Yeah. Let me see. Let me see my woman. Eddie, what? Eddie, what you doing? Making me Instagram password. What you doing?
Starting point is 01:08:44 Damn, that mom. My nigga, I could have been living in London. I could have had an accent. I could have been a London rapper, bro. I could have been a London drill artist, bro. Oh my God. If you were a London drill artist, that would make my life. But my mom, shout to my mom.
Starting point is 01:08:56 And actually, and this is fucked up to say, my mom was working for USC for 15 years. Fuck UFC. Oh, I said USC. Not the UFC. Not the boxers. Yeah, I'm sorry. U.S. No, no.
Starting point is 01:09:09 But, yeah, she lost her job to COVID. She was working there for 15 years and shit like that. It's fucked up. And they fired it because of the COVID? Yeah. She was like a top ringing person there. Yeah. And they got rid of like a lot of people.
Starting point is 01:09:22 And I understand. I ain't mad at USC. I still going to go to the games and shit like that. Yeah. But I was telling my moms, I was like, you know, this is a blessing. And because she's like one of the best cooks, everybody knows. I said, Mom, let's start a cooking YouTube show. So y'all look forward to that.
Starting point is 01:09:40 Me and my mom's. That's fire. Yeah. It's fire. Yeah. Okay, John. Josh is coming on there too. You bet.
Starting point is 01:09:47 You better I try to highlight my mama. Hey, what about the Gucci and Jeezey stuff, though? How do you feel about that? That shit's crazy, bro. You know, it's even more crazier. I seen Gucci put up a meme on his Instagram. Gucci is not playing, bro. He's not fucking around.
Starting point is 01:10:04 Like, I wouldn't even. Once he played that one song is over. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Do you think he going to play it? You know he is. You ain't just seen the video he posted today. I loki feel like he might start out with that shit. And they're going to be in the same room?
Starting point is 01:10:16 I feel like he going to do it in the middle. You think so? In the middle. Oh, no. Like, there's nothing you can do at that moment, though. I mean, I'm not going to lie. Like mainstream hits and GZ, GZ got it. No, he don't.
Starting point is 01:10:27 Not compared to Gucci. No, no. I'm talking about early. I'm talking about early. Not right now. Not right now. I'm worried about it. The disc, it is, oh, man, this is crazy.
Starting point is 01:10:36 I don't know. I really want to see it, though. And Gucci fit, not like he ain't got that big stomach. And Gucci ready. Yeah, he ready. He definitely ready. This nigga was running down the hill today. I've seen that today.
Starting point is 01:10:45 She said, buddy got on that hat and that shirt, I ain't doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's definitely coming different. But I like cheesy. I fuck with Gizi. Jeezzy got good music. But the thing is, it's like, they're supposed to be in the same room. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:00 That's the part that thing on. Swiss beats and Timble is. Timberland. Wow. Shout to Timberland, man. Shout out to y'all. Shout to both of them. When Timberlin followed me, I felt a little more accomplished.
Starting point is 01:11:12 As you should have. I'm good. I need that follow. You need that following, nigga. I went to Swiss beach now, too. I'm sorry. No, that versus shit, single-handedly made some of the best noise during this quarantine and his COVID shit, though.
Starting point is 01:11:28 Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Aside from Toy Lane's when he had his quarantine radio, that was the only shit I was watching. Quarantine radio is amazing still, man. Man, that shit was lit. I was seeing the women like, oh. Because, you know, like, before I did, I used to have my little lives doing that. I used to have a freaky live Friday, you know what I'm saying? Was bitches fucking cucumbers and shit on your shit?
Starting point is 01:11:47 I had them sucking cucumbers and, you know, they were showing everything. Pussy was out? Oh, my God. I had to stop. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Instagram and get you off. Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:58 They weren't about to take my blue check away. I needed a bluejack because I got tired of people saying, snap dog, snoop dog. I'm not gonna lie When I first saw it Yeah shout to Uncle Snoot You know it's crazy That's I feel like You came to the West Coast
Starting point is 01:12:13 And you you You did shit the right way I got a lot of love from that Like LA love you for that That's fire This nigga Snap called me my nigga And I don't have When niggas call me because
Starting point is 01:12:22 I don't fucking everybody like that And they came pulled up to the house You know what I'm saying Like we was out there We going to the clubs We turned the fuck up and shit like that You know what I mean? Can y'all like both explain to me
Starting point is 01:12:33 like, I feel like Detroit and the West Coast have like a love for each other. Our beach are similar, that's why. Okay. That's what it is. But y'all got some night. We got nice beats. We got the uptempo, but you all got there. Them beach, that'd be knocking like making.
Starting point is 01:12:47 But see, I feel like right now, like Flint and Detroit, y'all got the producers. Shout to my new Y&J, Cucci, man. Yeah, Ryan J. Fire, man. B and B2 the Pac-Man. Yeah. Sada doing this shit. Shout to my cousin Icewear.
Starting point is 01:13:00 You know what I'm saying? Come on, Rio. Yeah. Oh, oh, what's my nigga name, V's? V's. V's. You know so crazy. Like, V's wasn't even a rapper.
Starting point is 01:13:10 Like, Viz was around. I want to work for a girl, but. Vee's was around, Chief Keeve. Like, Viz was just chilling. And, like, I tell him all the time how proud I am of him, bro.
Starting point is 01:13:19 Like, he really took that. Oh, and I can not forget my nigga Peezy, man. Yeah, Peezy, yeah. Bezzie, that nigga, man. Oh, I'm shout out the payroll, too, man. Yeah. Well, we got a lot of week. Detroit.
Starting point is 01:13:31 T. We get, we. We're getting our, you know, the sign that we're, we're getting in the time. Now, you should have been on a Big Sean album because I'm gonna keep a jeet. You know what's so crazy. You should have been on there. Everybody said that, everybody said that like, and Big Sign, I fuck with Big Sean. Like, Big Sign brought me out like I'm one of my biggest shows.
Starting point is 01:13:50 I really fuck a Big Sean. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, me too. But, like, I had to keep it real with them, you know, everybody. Like, why Snap ain't on the album and shit? And I'm like, in that time, I went ghost for it. a little minute. Okay.
Starting point is 01:14:02 So I wasn't working. You know, everybody that was on that tape was working around that time and I feel like they deserve it. So I'm not the bitter rapper that, you know. Bro. Me neither, bro. I'm not like that. That's good, though.
Starting point is 01:14:14 It's winning for the city is when, even if a nigga is hating on me, bro. That's on, I don't, I don't, I want to see everybody get the bag. Take care of your family. That's how I felt when the 2018 rolling loud LA fucking list came out. You weren't on it? I wasn't on it. Oh, they got you fucked up. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:14:31 No, no, but I didn't hate. I wasn't mad, but then I just worked harder. In 2019, AD's on the motherfucking rolling loud shit. You know what I'm saying? Because in 2018, I still pulled up. I didn't want to pull up, but I still pulled up. You feel me? Was around there and shit like that.
Starting point is 01:14:49 And shout out of my young black. And black was like, man, we're supposed to be on this motherfucker, man. I'm like, I'm one of the people. Obviously, I'm not doing something right at this moment. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, a year later, they put me on the lineup. Yeah. That was dope as fuck to me.
Starting point is 01:15:03 Fact. And it felt like it was earned. They put more of a battery in my back. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So as artists and shit too, even like doing this shit, having my own show now and shit like that, like they'll tell you, I probably came here a week or two before quarantine and shit like that, bro.
Starting point is 01:15:18 I didn't plan to have a fucking podcast. That's big, though. Bro, it's big, but I didn't plan for that. Even like the little dicky show I'm on. I didn't plan for that. And I always say I go where God takes me and shit like that. And I'm just being me and having my personality. And then Josh and Adam, like, man, you're funny.
Starting point is 01:15:37 You got personality. Let's put you in front of the camera and shit like that. And I'm like, and I start doing this shit. I'm like, this shit is dope as fuck. It's fun. And I'm looking at Master P. He's like, the problem is rappers think they only got a rap. And I know I have a personality for everything across the board.
Starting point is 01:15:54 Why would I not utilize my opportunities and do a podcast? And that's what the rappers go wrong. That's what they're saying, bro. get so caught up in that in that mode they think is people gonna look at you different who cares I'm trying to get into movies I'm trying to go crazy
Starting point is 01:16:09 my nigger I'm trying to do everything like ain't ain't no man what why you want to just set it on one source of income that's what stupid I went I went to a little dicky TV show shit my nigga did not know this shit was gonna be
Starting point is 01:16:22 be bad they gave me my own trailer my nigga I'm sitting there being myself I'm damn they're not reading the script the niggas tell me you you did your shit and then I go to the motherfucking premiere and everybody's at the premiere
Starting point is 01:16:34 I'm in this fucking movie theater and I see myself pop up on that screen I'm like damn I'm bigger than just an artist and then Adam randomly hits me and says
Starting point is 01:16:46 hey I got the Snapchat show let's come do this I'm like all right whatever and then COVID happens and I just start doing this shit and I'm like I fuck with everybody over here and shit and I'm like
Starting point is 01:16:57 just me talking and having my personality. Yeah. I'm like, this shit is dope. Yeah. And it's another fucking outlet that brings, come on, my nigga. Niggas, they beat, they be on that one, one mind just.
Starting point is 01:17:13 And my new music is crazy. I love seeing it. I love like, I love like, I know what they're supposed to do. People be confused with me, man, because it's like, with my music, I make that hardcore music. And they be like, you skin, you scaring, you're scaring, people are scaring the women. But it's real, though, bro. At a moment, I was at a point in my career like, man, let me switch my stuff up, you know, for the, then I thought about that. Man, I'm going to be me.
Starting point is 01:17:36 You either going to like me or you. I ain't idiot what it is. Fuck you. You know what I'm saying? Because I can't be, like, I'm not, I'm not the rapper who flashy, you know. I don't talk about cars and I can't talk about it. Yeah, yeah. I'm not really into that.
Starting point is 01:17:51 That's not me. And I think, like, people would be like, oh, that's rude. Nah, man, I'm going to be me. When God got his time when it's time from. Bloc because a lot of people feel like, a lot of people feel like, I love that. I love black men doing what they, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:18:06 You might also like the black hammer just like. The boy! Yeah! But like I'm, like I'm not the bar for energy. Like I'm not, I'm not the bar for bar rapper. I'm not the lyrical rapper. I'm not, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the rap that's gonna tell you how. I'm gonna tell you how little Dachiki got her head bush, little Jojo down the street.
Starting point is 01:18:23 But see, that's what, that's what? That's what I like about you. Yeah. What's the. fucking freestyle you did. That's the made me fuck with your shit. And we linked up after that. You did a freestyle of somebody's song, my nigga, and it's just so much energy. And you know, so, I think it was, I don't even want to say a fuck name, man, because I got the most, I got the biggest remix of his song going to work. I think that's what it is. What is it? Gummo.
Starting point is 01:18:46 Yeah, gummo. Yeah. L-O-L. Yo gummo shit, shit, is crazy. You know it's so crazy. A lot of people who was coming at me, like, bro, he stole your sound. Like, when it comes to that yelling shit, that's, that's me. Like, my fucking. But like, you slow. And see, that's why we get along. Because niggas used to hear my songs and say, why does AD yell so much? Yeah. I'm going to.
Starting point is 01:19:08 That's how I am in real life, though. Like, honestly, I take that yelling shit. And when I hear it, I'm from the East Coast. So I'm from where this person originally. You're from Hackassack. Yeah. I don't take that as like a six-night. Hack-a-s-sack-a-sack-s.
Starting point is 01:19:21 I take that from DMX. That's why I take it. Yeah, DMX. We need a show. The dogs. Can you come on this show? You're my favorite rapper. DMX got me in trouble.
Starting point is 01:19:30 We got to make that happen. As a kid. Why? Because I have this fucking CD cover, the flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood, and I bring it to my grandma. This nigga's full of blood. She's like, what is this? My favorite album. And then I'm in, I never forget.
Starting point is 01:19:44 I was in Costco rapping M&M. Yeah. And she heard me. It's like, hey, mom, maybe I'll give you a call. It's like you fucking bitch sucker dick and two balls. Oh, my God. Yes, I was doing that shit. I like DMX music so crazy.
Starting point is 01:19:59 Me too. When he was, it was, it was Tisha. Keisha. I'm like, yo. I was in the studio and I tried to do that one day, and I'm like, no, I'm not doing that. When him and Snoop, that's my favorite verses so far. Me too. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:12 I swear to God. I like him in Cassanova. I like the song. Cassanova, that's my dog. That's another nigga. That's one of the real. That's another nigga that got a lot of love on the West Coast. Yeah, but he don't get a lot of love in New York, and he should.
Starting point is 01:20:24 Cassanova's nice. But that's the thing about. That's the thing about Castanova, like, like, me, him, similar, like, Cassano, one of them niggas, like, Nick, if you fuck with me, show me you fuck with me. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that.
Starting point is 01:20:37 But that's how I feel, though. Don't call me your homie in faith. Don't do that. Don't do that. Because if you get robbed in my scene, you're going to be calling me. I'm going to get you crazy. You forgot when I came down the first time, bro, it was around the BT Awards, man. Niggis is getting a book left from right.
Starting point is 01:20:51 They're calling me. Yeah, they were calling me. Not he laughed. That was all. Come on. You know, Snap. Yeah, hey, for real. I witnessed that shit.
Starting point is 01:20:59 I'm like, damn that shit. Niggas calling me, though. Nings getting robbed, B, T, D, D, can't get my... But that's how it is in Detroit. Like, a lot of motherfuckers don't want to put it on it, but I get a lot of respect, you feel, me? About the album, bruns so many rappers to Detroit. And, like, we shooting videos outside in the hood on my block.
Starting point is 01:21:15 Like, YWN, Millie, I have him on my block. You feel, me, Dirt. Melly Fettie Watt. Dirt. Everybody. I got a fucking song with Dirk that happened randomly. We wasn't in a studio. together?
Starting point is 01:21:27 Really? Mm-mm. Somebody sent this shit to me. No, actually it's me, him and DC Young Fly. That's my boy. Yeah. That's my boy. He's really talented.
Starting point is 01:21:37 I'm on one of his albums too. DC Young Thais. That's my dog. He fucked up in the dice game in my city. Really? For real? He did. It's overdue for me to come to Detroit, man.
Starting point is 01:21:48 You gotta come, bro. But you wanna go in the cold, man. You gotta go out there in the summer, man. When it's lit, I'm telling, man. I'm telling man we be a coat we'd be having a Sunday we'd be having a Sunday fun day coat right a coat yeah like a jacket oh what's like a coat it's so cold in wait y'all don't call this it's so cold jackets jackets this is a coat you said like a colt oh no right what yeah yeah no fuck is wrong with you like jo the neck bone
Starting point is 01:22:25 Jesus, sign a That's going An ongoing joke. That's crazy. That shit is hard. You know, I do a lot of viral shit.
Starting point is 01:22:33 I always find something every episode that people stick with. I think Jodan neck bone is going to be this week's. Because bagel has stuck. Yeah, no, bagel. Bagel,
Starting point is 01:22:44 no! Wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, so let me tell you because I know you didn't see this yet. So one of these episodes,
Starting point is 01:22:52 I hit a fucking dog, a puppy, and they said who what's the dog's name I said I don't know who's gonna call the dog bagel I ran over a puppy the guy picked the dog up he was like no and I was like
Starting point is 01:23:06 bagel no so everybody has just including his mama hey baby said that and they's been sticking and then this week I found out Adam Sandler has a dog named bagel bro
Starting point is 01:23:22 so everybody was tagging me And they're writing bagel no in this niggas Instagram. I can't even deal with a dog named bagel. I think I might get hungry. That shit, that shit makes a nigga hungry. Wait a minute. This is a bagel. This Adam Sandler's dog bagel.
Starting point is 01:23:37 Look at this nigga. That, Adam Samhlin, don't leave your dog around me. He might be flattened. He might be a bagel bagel bagel. Hey, he really laid up, though. I got to give me a dog, man. My name is snap dog and you ain't got a dog. I'm tired of y'all.
Starting point is 01:24:06 Just don't leave a dog around me, please. I have a bad track record, bro. A dog? Yeah. Nah, bro. I'll be like snap dogs dog, no! Hey, but if I have a dog, my dog is going to be lit, though. But you know what I really want?
Starting point is 01:24:21 I want a monkey, bro. Like, my monkey's going to be lit. Like, my monkey going to have chains on all that, you know what I'm saying? Like, just imagine you. Bro, you can see your monkey to do it. hits. Like a nigga talking crazy. Man, go slap that nigga, bro, real quick, bro. You feel him? That's no. I want a
Starting point is 01:24:37 parakeet. I'm put a blue rag on a parakeet. And when they come walking in, they were like, crap. Crap! They'd be talking crazy, bro. You can't do nothing to them. That's what I'm saying. I'm going to teach them gang bang shit. Oh, that shit. Come on. How gay so would that be, motherfucker
Starting point is 01:24:55 walking there with a pair of key? Wait, do parakees repeat this shit? Or am I... Am I... Oh, okay. I'm saying. God damn. ain't nothing more lit than a monkey, bro I wanted to be the same size Yeah, come sit your ass down
Starting point is 01:25:08 Come sit down She had to go, she had to go shoot She got in trouble She probably had to go shoot a tics He said, you didn't know my name For two hours I'm coming up to your spot now Possibly
Starting point is 01:25:21 Fax Patsy possibly Stop cheat Don't cheat, man That's not cool Cheap back Don't cheat Don't cheat first
Starting point is 01:25:31 Cheat back? Don't cheat. Don't do it. Don't play with it. Stay with it, little mama. Women, don't. Don't do it. I'm putting a battery in your back. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:25:37 Because then it's like, y'all take his back after the cheat too. So why are you cheating? You're going to feel this. You're going to feel me. You is fucking wrong. No, I'm not. I'm right. That's not right, bro.
Starting point is 01:25:51 So why you cheat first? If you wasn't happy, you could have said that. It's not about we ain't being happy. We're just being a moment. Let me tell you something. Before we wrap this shit up. I had a random moment this weekend, right? R. Peter Louis Armstrong, I think he did.
Starting point is 01:26:08 I'm listening to this nigga song, and I said, how does shit fly back then? You know what Louis Armstrong is? No. That's something like, I got stars bad and blue. Yeah. Oh, no. And I say to myself, with a wonderful world.
Starting point is 01:26:26 I said, how did this nigga get this all back then? Like who was in the studio with Cus and was like, fire! Put this shit out. Yeah. I see. I'm lying in me. No.
Starting point is 01:26:41 Shut up, y'all. What? The motherfuckers got me fucking lit, bro. Like, for real. We're going to end on that motherfucking note. Shout to my cousin Snapdog. It's the motherfucking king of energy. Come on.
Starting point is 01:26:52 Hold on, bro. Y'all got me lit, bro. I can't in a show without being on my king of energy. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:26:58 I'm going to let you end the motherfucking show. End it how you want to do. We have a after show after this too if you want to stay. Yeah. We turned the fuck up. But you know, we ain't going to end a show without the king of energy and they asked why am I the king of fucking energy. I am the king of fucking energy. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:27:16 Hold on. Uh-huh. Come on. I am the king of-oh. I'm so mama, yeah. I don't get it. I ain't fucking with child. I'm going to try.
Starting point is 01:27:50 After show, five minutes right now. Tune in. You want to donate me and Snap. Yeah. if you listen to your music, turn the fuck up. Can we hear some of y'all shit.

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