No Jumper - At The End Of The Day Ep. 8 w/ Special Guest Adam22

Episode Date: November 26, 2020

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What's happening is at the end of the day with AD and Yazzie. Featuring. Fitching. Featuring. Featuring. Give me my clout. Featuring. Adam Bidner 22.

Fresh up out the grow house. How are you doing? How are you doing, my brother? I'm actually in a terrible mood. I'm pissed. I'm furious. You said you had something to tell us? Yes, I have an announcement.

What's that announcement? You want to know what has me mad lately? What has you mad lately? I just went to McDonald's. McDonald's. Shout out mad lately. You see that? I went to McDonald's, right? Number one. It was the worst

number four I've ever had in my life. What is it number four? Spicy chicken. No, it's not even spicy. It's just a fucking chicken sandwich with like tomatoes and fuck. Yo, it wasn't even soggy. It was just hard. It was disgusting. It's not the way I remembered it. And then also they didn't give me ketchup for my fries, so that made it even worse.

Did you go? When did you go? The one right over there. That's how I felt about going to Chick-fil-A. I went to Chick-fil-A. I had walked a Chip-fil-A. Walk? Yes, I walk a Chick-F-Lay when I was on vacation. What's wrong with that?

I'm just picturing like where you probably live, and I'm picturing there not being a Chick-fil-A within walking distance. I live by you. And there's no Chick-fil-A near me, unless I want to walk to Hollywood High. It's like eight miles. Wait a minute.

I said I was out of town. Okay. Out of town. I was in D.C. I was walking to get some. some chick filet, right? I'm walking to get some chick filet. I get the food. I have no

fucking sauce. Chick-fil-A is very disgusting without the fucking sauces. Disgusting? Really, almost everything. I mean, you, without sauce? Without sauce? I have You got a hair on your nose, too. I'm going to call you out. I know they can't see it at home, but you got a hair on your nose.

It looks like you're cuddling with my cat. It's gone now. Okay. Thank you. No, but I absolutely agree. Like, when you go there, the whole reason you go to Chick-fil-A's to get a bunch of good sauce. Think about the chicken sandwich, because that's basically the experience I just had at McDonald's, is that normally it's got the tangy fucking mayo. The mayo is amazing

on that chicken sandwich. It's like the whole reason to get it. Pause. Pause. But then, there was like no visible mayonnaise. And then I didn't have any ketchup to fucking dip my fries in and I was salty as fuck and made me want to crash my car into a pedestrian.

You should have did it. I thought about and then I saw some cops in the parking lot. They left me alone, but still. Yeah, of course they left you. Defund them. Defund them. I saw them bothering some skater. Did you feel warm inside?

I felt like I wanted to grab onto a little bit of what that skater was going. I should have actually really ran up and tried to save his ass. You should have. With my hand in my pants all crazy, like acting all nuts. No, that's how you get pops. But yo, if I get shot by the cops, I'm coming back next week on the podcast. Like, yeah. Hopefully you're alive, my brother.

Yes. Well, maybe I could suit up. They do headshots, huh? They shoot you in the head or they shoot you in the chest? I think if a police officer shoots you in the head, they're really getting defunded. Is it specific to the fast food chain that they are in the parking lot of? Like if you're at the KFC, maybe they'll shoot you in the head if you're at McDonald's. Why?

It's just different for KFC. I don't know. This is dark. This is dark. No, this is about me, so it's all good. It's not too many cops in the valley. Hey, when I want the Chick-fil-A, too, a random fucking, I don't know how I'd start talking to a Chinese doctor. He texted me today, too.

It's random. He was like, do you do football? I was like, nah. Are you Gucci-Mane? Something like that. He was like, you just look like somebody. I'm like, I do music and have a show. You should have just, like, booked out your phone, found a football player that you look like and just told them that you were him.

Who do I look like? I've never watched football, so I don't really know. But there's got to be somebody. So one thing that I used to tell women is that I'm a soccer player because I know they don't know no soccer players They don't know soccer player. Why would you lie though? Why would you lie? Yeah, why would you lie like that? Why did I do half of things that I do? That's a fact just a crazy guy I'm a knick-a-knack-n-n-lame. That's what the fuck is this? You don't know one word of what they're saying? No, listen, no, because I went to this Jamaican club yesterday, right? And I and I've been around Belize and Jamaican so much for the last couple of years I really love their fucking music. So I was, Like really, that's who I look like.

Thank you. Aaron Donald. Which initials is AD. McDonald. Aaron McDonald. I would call you McDonnell. I would call you McDonnell. But, all right.

So you love their music. Yes. And I went last night after a party. I went to the Jamaican club, right? And literally, I was very disappointed. Why? Because my image of Jamaican parties and dance hall parties is WWE style, be throwing people and shit like that

you're going crazy breaking legs type of shit and it was like the Hollywood club wasn't nobody doing that shit because we're in Hollywood you have to go to Jamaica if you want to see people dance like that no I have we got some fucking clips

that we're going to show you we can't show the we can't show the we can't show everyone knows what daggering looks like we can't fucking can you show what dagger looks like

because you try to demonstrate I'm not going to do it because I'm standing too close to Yassie right now but in general yes I'm not the way because I was Adam to see how to dagger

No I'm not going to do it I would describe it as power bombing somebody while mimicking having sex with them. Can you please demonstrate? No, no, no, no. I can't. If you do it, I'll do it. I don't want to see you do it, either. I don't want to do it now.

Yeah, like that. Oh, what? But, you know, I think BFB, the Pac-Man is bringing it in. He's bringing it back. And really, all them Flint dudes, they all be like just air fucking the ground and shit, like, in videos. It's amazing. Put their hands down on the ground in the dirty-ass liquor store park. lot and they just be like humping the ground that's like the new wave i don't know how long till

how long did that shit hit to la until all the gangbangers are doing it i'm doing it now we just saw you i'm considering daggering and also a thing that i now know too is that you know who alfred e newman is who the fuck is alfred e new shirt frankie moon ass we were just talking about him from malcolm in the middle from mad magazine no you said frankie munice from mark him in the middle i didn't say i said alfred e newman I'm making a knuckin the kind of country. So you claim you know about Mad magazine. I see Mad Magazine. Ask me a question.

Go ahead. Issue 41. What was on page three? A football player. I don't know. Nairn McDonald's. What were you planning on talking about before I showed up and started talking about McDonald's? I was talking, we have some topics.

You do? Yes. Interesting. And you know it's fucked up? That I have a baby out in these screets. You have a fucking, you have a fucking, you have a fucking, baby and it wasn't until you had a baby that you paid attention to our fucking show. What?

What? What about? You watch podcasts all the time and you just watched our show first time last week. That's not true. I was on an episode and I've watched multiple episodes. There have been, I didn't see the Snapdog one, but I watched the fucking one. My favorite one. I watched the one with damn homie.

What did you think of that one? Damn, homie. In high school, you was the man, homie. It was cool. I felt like she was trying to do this like weird, like comedian type thing. thing. She's a comedian. Is she?

What do you have to do to say that? Did she go to comedy clubs? No, yeah, she told me that she, you know, does bookings and all that stuff. Does she? I didn't even know that. It's booked and busy. Bookings, huh? I should have went to clown college.

Yeah, you should have. I was thinking about that. How long until I got to tell my daughter about Bozo the Clown? Have you ever seen a sign for that episode? When you was talking about Bozo is my favorite sign for a little bit. What did they say about Bozo on that? I forget. He asked a clown.

He's like, do you do you do you? know about Bozo? He's like, no, I'm just a clown, man. It's just a gig. He's like, George. He doesn't know about the culture of clowning. No, George is like very mad that he didn't know about being Bozo to gun. Because, yo, this is one thing I'm going to have to worry about with my kid is I have to worry about what I

fucking say in front of her because I could say something bad. And this is an issue with Josh's kids where I call them bozos. And now and now like, because my sister, his girl, had to explain to them that just because Uncle Adam calls you bozos doesn't mean that you can

just be out here calling people bozos, you're not allowed to call people bozos. It's a bad word. Bozo is not a bad word. I agree with that, actually. Yeah, I don't think it's a bad word. But if they were in school, because you have to think about it's so different with kids, it's like, obviously we could call each other bozos, but if you go to school and you're calling a bozo and you tell your teacher, ah, you fucking bozo.

If they say fucking bozo, that's a different story. But anything like that. I don't think the F word is the fucking... The kids are held to a different state of, man. You can't just call them bozos. I'm just kidding. You can't call the kids, Bozo. I hear you saying the N word in front of your kids all.

the time. My parents... No, you do not. Yes, I do. You are a fucking liar. I hear Vell doing it, though. I'm sorry all the time. But you told me that your baby mom gets mad at you for it. Because I'll say, my nigga.

I know what you say. I know you're not saying it in like a bad way. I know you're not hard art. You're sitting there and seen inward to your kids. No, but I know the way you're saying is that you're saying like, ah, look at this long, you know, like, I know you're not saying it in a mean spirit of way, but still, like, you could say it five million times around your friends and it's never going to be a thing.

But you say it around your kid and all of a sudden it's a thing because you don't want to have a three-year-old that's tossing n-bomber. If your kids went to school and were cursing people out, though, you wouldn't find it a little funny. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to tell you. I would have to hide how funny I thought it was. That's my problem. If my daughter says the N-word, I'm throwing her off a cliff. No, I'm not going to do that.

Respectfully. Put her in military school. Defund Adam's daughter. I have to send her to racial education training or some shit. My blamey pack is leaking. Your blammy pack, please don't have a chance of blammy pack. Adam is He's rolling around like a thug now

That's not true He stays with the blammy No this is my weed shit Ain't no but the shit is crazy though Because my daughter Swear to God Can we put the AC on while we're at? Yeah it's hot as fuck

I thought she was a perfect Fucking angel And then you found out she was on Roblox Twirking to Travis No no no no no no No I just look at her phone And I seen her sending text messages

To these boys at her school So? She's like, fuck you, you fucking scumbag, you little bitch. I was like, but that's so much better

than her saying, you know, I want a dagger view or whatever. Oh, I pass out. Exactly. But I had to act I was mad though.

She's 11. I had to act like I was mad at. So, Monica, this is not fucking acceptable. And I say, fuck. It's not fucking acceptable.

And I grabbed your phone. Since what you want to do, I threw the phone. You smashed it? I didn't smash it. I didn't smash it. I threw at the couch or something. I didn't make it.

Are you insane? Why would you do that? Because I have to act mad. Is that one you to learn as a dad? You have to act like you care more than you do? When I went to the room, I was like, oh. Like a mechanic in mind. No, because what is the TV show that I was just watching where it's like a whole thing where, oh, on the Sopranos.

Have you ever watched Sopranos? Come on. Okay, basically they're in that weird position where Meadow is like, you know, early 20s or whatever and she's doing bad stuff. And they like have to act mad about it even they don't really give a shit. and that's like when you start to realize because that's going to be weird to have to act mad in my kid. I'm obviously not at that point yet. She doesn't understand anything. She's a week old.

They also got mad too on the Sopranos that she was dating a black guy. Oh, I remember that. You remember that? Yo, I forget the name. RP Tony Soprano. He called him like, like. Milato. No, but he called the kid

like Jamal like Epstein or some shit like a combination of a really black name and a really Jewish name or some shit. And I was like Tony that's racist What if your daughter dates a black guy when she's older He hyped He's she should

I'm gonna make him renounce his gang affiliation before But besides that I was like he covers Black man Hey you never know His favorite rapper is Gucci man She better date an R A&R a fucking label kid

I don't want her with like a fucking star Man that's too much It's just a lot to bite off You know Pause bite off You know what Last night I was watching a reality show Where all the contestants on the show

Have to make a sword pause. They have to make a sword. So they take a bunch of metal and they're like putting it under the fire and everything. And like, bro, there are so many pause moments where they're talking about like, ooh, we got to heat up the final three inches. Like, oh, yeah, put it in there. Because I'm like playing poker and like not really looking.

And every two seconds, I'm like, pause. Whoa. Wait, what show is that? What show is that? Blades of fire. Okay. You should know what you're getting into. It was on Netflix.

Some shit you'd watch. I just checked it out. I wanted to see what it was. like to make a sword because I've never even thought about it before, you know? You know it was crazy too. And I just remembered it. So somebody on my team, I'm not going to say his name. He said that his son, he thought his son was real good.

And his son jumped in fucking T.I's wife's DMs and said, can you please fuck me hard, baby? What? To Tiny? Are you serious? And his kid is like nine, bro. Oh, my God. And he was like, he immediately seen, and his dad is friends with T.I. So it's like, my son is hitting up tiny doing this right.

That is mind-blowing. Okay, nine is really young, by the way. And so someone's wife and she's like a grown-ass, 47-year-old woman. But a nine-year-old with an Instagram that he shouldn't have. No, yeah, that's crazy. Right now. Yeah, nine-year-olds shouldn't be on Instagram, but that's just one of the many reasons. There's just way too much trouble for you to get into there.

What the fuck? His dad said he unscended. He said he never told Tiye about it. I don't think they ever seen that shit. Yeah, because why? I mean, she probably gets 100 DMs a day saying random shit. But for a nine-year-old just says a shit like that. Where did he hear that?

I don't know. That has to be. Yo, I was just watching her on Vod TV, man. Her voice, I totally forgot how crazy her voices. Tini's? Yeah. I like her voice. It sounds sped up.

When she sings, fire. I know. I didn't even know she was in that group. Escape. Yeah. Classic. I had no idea. So the Vlad thing.

No, she was dope. Why would I know anything about escape? I remember the band. He doesn't like R&B period. He doesn't like R&B at all, but it's just like why. Hate it. He was listening to what's the shit called? Fuck ass.

What's the band you said used to listen to? Anal cunt. Yeah, anal cunt. Fuck ass. Which was, you know. I go and I search anal cunt on stream and then I find out that they have songs that are way more offensive than the ones that I used to think were funny in high school.

Yeah, there was one of the N-word and the fucking. That was the last time Adam listened to them. I mean, it's not like, I don't think I listened to him since I was like 13 anyway, but that was kind of like a weird thing. Wait, that's what you were listening to at 13? I wouldn't say I listened to it that much, but we were, me and my friends were kind of obsessed with it because they had songs like, they had a song called You Look Diverced. Yo, what the fuck?

That was actually very fucked up. They had a song called I got an office job for the sole purpose of sexually harassing women. That's a title? That was the name of the song. Holy shit. Yeah. Mecan knock in a man, a machin'clock in 2020. Good shit, you know?

You want to just dance? You want to do something? Do you want to get that out of your system? I want to be Caribbean for a day. You live the, that's not. That's mermaid culture. Please don't confuse it. Caribbean, I can't say that word.

What do you want to take from white culture that you can make your own? Dolly Parton. Like a black in. Black-owned Dolly Parton museum in L.A. Boom. A million dollar idea. No, I don't. What did you call me?

You said I should be a nilk boy? A nelk boy. What is that? Everybody in the chat is going to know what I'm talking about. about, but basically there's an insanely popular YouTube channel. I want you to go watch a couple of their uploads. But they have like 5 million subscribers. They got like 5 million views per video.

And they basically are a bunch of total drunk fucks. They go out, they party. They seem to fuck a lot of girls. They seem like they have a blast. Their content is so ridiculously good on YouTube. But when I'm watching it, I'm thinking, I'm like, wow, this content's so good, but I could never live this life because I just, you know, I'm 36 and I just couldn't be like, I'll get wasted every night.

And I'm thinking, but you know who could? AED. Sounds like I qualify. So I was thinking that we need to send you in there, have you hanging out with the Nug Boys, but I'll probably lose you to them. You'll probably be rolling around with them all the time. Pause. Pause.

Yeah. Adam doesn't want no one to be my friend. No, but it's just not like, you know, I got to be careful about what YouTubers are introduced to because I feel like you might be just with the Nug Boys after that. Damn. He just thinks you're a thought. You're just going to go in any direction.

You might be a little too real for them. Are you crazy? Are you? They like the drink. You like a drink too. You should be a nilk girl. No. Do they have nilk girls?

No. But that was actually one of the things I thought was super funny when I was watching their videos is that there was some girl fucking huge boobs, this fucking blonde chick, right? She's like smoking hot. She's all drinking around them, calling them pussies because they won't fucking take shots, yada yada. And then she goes out, she's on stage. She's chugging alcohol.

She's got fucking, she's dumping it down her tits, whatever. And then they go to see her in the morning in the hotel. She's like crawled up in a ball on the ground. Sounds like me, but without like tits. Sounds like Yazzy. Without dits. She said she got another IV this week. Yeah.

You had to get one. Yeah. This was like my second one. This was my first month. How was it? I used to do those too when I was drinking. Oh my God. I don't know.

I just been getting so dehydrated. You got to drink more water, man. You got to stay on the gallon. I don't like needles, but I got a million tattoos. Isn't that stupid? Yeah, that's weird. Have you ever got the fucking IV? Listen.

Crucial. No, no. Amazing. I heard it's amazing. It's expensive. So my home boy, look. My homie Marcus Black shout to him. He says, hey, I got this IV company.

They want rappers and influencers, and they'll give you one a week. That's a smart business to be. Yeah. They give you one IV a week. And I said, all, I'm down. And I pussyed out. Why? Three, four times.

I didn't want to get a shot. It will take you. You could be, like, I've been. I don't like needles, bro. I have been the most drunk, coked up, like, whatever. The next day, after, like, being up until 9 in the morning, getting destroyed, and then you wake up on four hours sleep. Your head is just,

dung, down, down, listen to an anal cut. It sounds like an anal cut song playing in your head and you get this fucking I-B in you and oh my God,

it makes you feel 50% better immediately. It's unbelievable. I push it out. And they're calling me, okay, Mr. Douglas, are you ready for your appointment

at 10 a.m.? No, you would honestly like it. Doug funny. It's really a great feeling afterwards. We're going to call you Doug funny. I have Doug funny tatted on my leg.

Quail man. I'm knocking on my mind. Oh my God. But so. I can't even tell. You need to fucking get on that shit. Why are you afraid of needles? What the fuck is wrong with you?

You never did heroin? No, I never did heroin. Pussy. Pussy. 21 Savage boys. Pussy. Hey, no, I swear to God, I have a million tattoos. I just don't like to get shots.

Yeah. But when I got my COVID test with the needle, I said, I didn't hurt that bad. It doesn't hurt at all. I've been giving my girl mad shots on her belly, like the antibiotic since I after she got the fucking baby out. And she's, like, so scared of it. I'm like, this is nothing.

I wouldn't mind getting a shot in my stomach, though. No, the belly fat. Belly fat's one of the best places to do it, because I used to do steroids, and I would be shooting it into my booty. I was eating with your ass. No, just the booty cheek, not the whole friend. But that was, you know, that didn't really bother me either.

I used to be coming home from the bar. I'd be blackout drunk and, like, you know, have to scurry away after I finally busted my nut, and I would be over there fucking taking a fuck and like shooting the steroids into my ass and shit. It's always like that. No, all the time. All the time.

Well, you thought I was going to change, huh? You thought I was going to be a different type podcaster? I thought he was going to be different. It's not going to happen. Parker's not allowed to watch this. Oh, they're just air the name. They're not going to see this until the name's already out there. True.

Okay, cool. Hey, I see my dad. He would get vitamin B shots, right? And he would just drop him like this. Boop right in his leg. I'd be like, how do you do that? Like, he would get the vitamin B shots. and just drop it, boom, riding his lid.

He wouldn't even, like, ease it in? No. That's crazy. That's nuts. How does I feel, though, like to have a dad? No, I just want to know how it feels. That is kind of boozy. That's kind of crazy.

You have a dad, huh? Like, AD has a dad and you don't go to dad. You have a dad? Josh, you got a dad. Inks, shake his head. That's my boy. He said. Ben having a dad.

You're going to have people crying in here, yeah. He thinks a lot. It is weird when you're having that conversation. When you realize that, like, yeah, you are. out of the ordinary because you have a dad in comparison to a lot of people that you know. I met your dad so you better and I say you don't have no dad. He's very good. I love my dad.

You never told me you didn't have a father? Let's get deep into it. I mean he's like a life. I feel like this is what you guys need is to fucking like really learn each other. Like we need to get deep into like that's one thing like in terms of like criticizing you guys as podcasting which is I know why you brought me here is that I heard he actually bring up something so sad, so depressing, talking about these girls abandoning her

on like this day where she was supposed to be hanging out of them every week and then you just breeze over it and I'm like you are such a self fucking absorbed asshole she just shared something very serious with you and you're just not even you're not even listening or comprehending that's bad podcasting and I just next time she shares something with you I want you to absorb it pause

you should shut the fuck up Adam I'm just getting you some advice that's my honest advice is that no I take that she confided it She says it's every week. She says this every week. She says she gets lost, right? She says her friends do not link up with her. Right.

Now I'm starting to realize that every day she's going to have a Charlie Brown story like this. But at the same time, I just feel like, you know, like we got to work on like, you know, we have to absorb the things that the people say to us. Yo, hell no. Do you feel I've been insensitive to your feelings, Jazzy? Hell no. That's because she don't know how to be treated. She ain't found a real man.

That's a fact. She ain't found a real man. That's what BF to be the Pac-Man's for. He's gonna fucking treat her right. Oh. Would you want a mailman? No. What's wrong with a real man?

Adam loves him. You love Melman? BFB. There's a mailman that I can get behind. Oh, we should do a merch collab with him, with him just dressed in the mailman outfit. That'd be cool. That'd be fine.

I'd wear it. I would wear a shirt with a picture of BFB dresses a mailman, right? Yeah. Maybe him and Newman. Newman from fucking Seifield? Yeah. Newman is the man.

My favorite from Seinfeld is a super Nazi, though. Oh, I just show. soup for you. I showed my girl that the other day. The soup Nazi? She had never seen it and I showed her. She didn't know what the fuck. She thought I was talking about a real Nazi.

I'm like, no. No soup for you. He's a nice guy. That's funny. He does a nice guy though. I'm sorry, yes. If you think I... I don't.

Breeze passed and I'm a narcissist. I'm just giving you guys advice. When I saw that, I was like, how are you just going to ignore that shit? She's opening up to you. What was the follow up? I would say like, okay, so let's talk for 20 minutes about you. Being a loser and your friends are sucking. Okay, you were supposed to live with that part.

I'm sorry. That was... That guy on the seat? This is why. This is why. I'm just attacked. I'm trying to fight for my life every Wednesday. Why do you say that?

Because I'd be fighting for my life. You think so? Absolutely. Swimming in the deep end. Yes. Please tell me how does it make you feel? No, it doesn't... I'm not to be four foot three.

I'm not four foot three. I'm five feet. I have a question for you. What's up? Did you listen to Meg the Stein album? Yes, I did. What do you think? How moved?

were you? Moved not necessarily. Shots fired was fire though. No, it wasn't. I like when people use samples and they body them and she bodied that. You're just being a hater. No, I'm not being a hater. I just listened to the album and I was all of a sudden I was concerned from Meg's career. I've always felt pretty confident that Meg was going to have this big, huge, crazy career. And then I listen to that album and I'm like, whoa, like, she can't keep putting out shitty albums like this or her career's not going to, like, I don't know. Like, this. this is not it. This is not a good album.

I like Meg. I like Meg a lot. I just can't listen to her. Like I can't listen to a whole body. She has like the baby syndrome to me. What's the baby syndrome? They just sound the same on everything, everything, everything. You know, I get the comparison that you're making, and I feel like I understand what you're

saying about the baby, but I listen to his project right after I listen to hers. And that was one thing that I kind of had the reaction of like, wow, like this album is so much better than that Meg album. and I don't even think this is the best album but it's like dramatically better than the mega album. I think the baby if it's done broke, don't fix it. That's why he's doing that.

That's terrible advice for a recording artist. Listen, if you keep getting out accolades. So your advice is to make a popular style of music and then just keep repeating the same thing over and over and over and because anybody who has been the music business for five minutes can tell you that's bad advice. You need to constantly be changing and elevating and evolving. What is that?

What is that? I'm doing. I have a fucking show now. Good for you. We're not talking about you, dickhead. This is why I'm a narcissist. Yes, it is. Immediately is incapable of talking about the baby, has to make it about himself.

No, because AD's other main verbal tick that we have to get rid of as a podcaster is that we'd be like, so would you think about that new Trey songs out? He'd be like, man, Trey my homie. I know. It's like, okay, nothing to do with what we're talking about. Man, that's my brother. Okay, that wasn't a question.

This is another verbal tick right there. I love it. Yeah, I don't know, man. I was just worried about Meg after I heard that album. I'm like, this is like somebody on her team has to be able to tell her

that she needs to have some depth and can't just like make these shitty fucking songs. Like this is just, the other main thing when I listen to the album, I'm like, no dude will ever listen to this album. This album has zero male appeal,

which is fine. It's okay. But I mean, like even the most poppy Nicki Minaj album had some songs that sounded like dudes will listen to him. Do you think that? if she put it out a little bit sooner that you would be different.

Time and bad too. There was way too much time that went by like the fact that she put out the shots fired song and then nobody cared, that's like a really bad sign. Like that shit went like really under discussed when you consider that she was the victim

of being shot by another popular male rally. Allegedly. Allegedly. No. Are you all crazy? What? That's not. I don't think that's crazy to cast doubt on that.

It's not like the election. If you cast doubt on the, validity of the election, you're pretty much a retard. I wouldn't say the same thing. You can't say retard? Well, I'm a retort. We say challenged. No, no, no, I'm reclaiming every offensive thing that I have ever tried to stop saying.

Okay. She calls me challenged every week. Yeah, that's a nice word. You do seem like you could potentially have been on the spectrum. On the short bus. Like, not 100%. You know, it's crazy. I asked somebody that the other day and they said, yeah, I would believe it.

Sorry. No, yeah, for sure. That's fucked up. Do I really just act Extreme? No, not extreme Just like a grown man baby Yeah

Yeah On here that's that No You know me laughing in the background Sometimes AD does go into almost like Like like A toddler mode Like where he's sort of like

But I know that he's not like that In normal conversation But sometimes on the podcast It's almost like That's how he deals with like Not necessarily knowing exactly what to say Is that he'll just be like Bebobobobo

You know like You find I'm like, new little baby type things. Because you always repeat the same shit I say. Go here. Give me one of them. Banana. Right, okay. That was also very crazy.

He says this shit every fucking day. Right, but you just sort of like will like say it at like weird times where it's almost like you like don't know what to say. So you just like resort to one of the catch phrases. Have you heard his new one? I don't think. Oh yeah. Bigel. No.

We need to say it today. But I think part of the problem is that we encourage it on the live streams where we just sit here and get high and like have nothing to talk about. hours and hours. Thank you guys. I feel like I'm on, what's the shit called? American Idol? No. But for podcasters?

Intervention. Oh, that's a good idea. American Idol, but for podcasters. Would I be on there? I feel like you might get out in round one, but. You know what I used to say all the time, too?

What? I used to say, this is like the brokeest, is funny as shit ever. The brookest, funny. Listen, you know who wants to be a millionaire? Who? I said out, the show,

who wants to be a millionaire? I always said I will go on the show, get the first answer correct, and cash out right there. But you're like 200 bucks. Did you know? Did you know? Because like you've watched Deal or No Deal? Yes.

I love that show. I remember reading at one point about the processes that they would go. Also, shout it to you for opening the zipper of your handbag into the mic. Which is not something I don't think I've ever seen someone do on here before. Okay. And that also her singing things. That's her version of you saying, or bagel.

It's so obvious to me when I watch you guys on the podcast that you guys will be better once you get over these weird verbal tics of like. You don't like my tics? No. It's not good pot. That's not ADD. That's you being nervous.

And so you say that because it's like you don't know what the fuck else to say. I like her singing too. It's weird. Like it's not like it doesn't add to. But it's a comment. It's a podcast. It's supposed to be a conversation.

So like when you just like I say something and then you just sing it, it's kind of like to everybody at home I would assume it's kind of like, what the fuck was that? I thought they were talking. That's my advice. Well, you were just saying, you are the wizard.

I'm just giving you my advice because I notice everyone does this. Like, okay, how's phone? What's his verbal tics? Like, he says like way too much.

That's like, that's one thing that he needs, if he wants to be a really good podcaster, he has to get over saying like too much. Might as well as at the end of the day and I don't say it at all anymore. At least you're super conscious of it. Also the pause.

I'm very conscious of a nail. Pause. Sometimes there's, There's an issue of over pausing sometimes, but I think I got better with the pauses. You've got a little better. Way better. Because when you say it and it doesn't make any sense,

it's just like, oh my God, podcast ruiner. Yeah, because it just keeps compounding. See, there's a good example. It doesn't really make sense. Like, over pausing will ruin the whole thing, whereas, like, good occasional pausing is masterful. There's like a monkey in my brain with a tambourine and it says, go. But you see why I think you're on the spectrum?

I call my baby monkey a lot. And then I always think. No, you should not. Call your baby monkey. Why? No. I shouldn't have to tell you why. You shouldn't do that.

Why? No, nigger. No. This is absurd. You can't say that. You can say little gerbil. You can say, uh... What?

Yes. Little, um, mushroom. I don't know why mushroom popped up in my head, but not monkey. The fact that you're acting like this is self-evident is insane. Because the word monkey, which is a very popular animal, has been used. Yes. as a racial slur. As a racial slur to my people's,

and I don't want no one calling their kid little monkeys. But you're not allowed to now claim ownership over the fucking name of a kid. One of those popular animals in the world. No, say little elephant. I'm not going to call your kid it. That's what I'm saying. So I understand when you say that.

That's what I'm saying. Imagine that. Hey, little monkey. Yeah, that would be weird. That would be bad. Yeah, okay. So we're a new name. for my kid?

I'm sure I will have a lot of names for over the years. How about Miss Mamas? Miss Mamas. She's not a Mama. She's like a week old.

She's so far away from being a mom. Miss Nandale. Wait, can I babysit? Like sober? No. Okay.

I would never like as he babysitting. No children. You would have a Brian Pumper pull up and shit. So far are you going to be coming over? Why do you? First of all. Some deviant man. Oh my God.

Let's unpack this. What's up? First of all, you've told me that you fell asleep and woke up in bushes. How many DUs have you had? The one. One DUI, one time in a bush. And you get IVs every week. Okay.

You need to be responsible to be a parent. Be like AD. I don't want to be a parent, though. I just want to babysit. It's a parent. You're a parent. So I can't babysit? I feel like our babysitting lineup is pretty strong right now

because she has a lot of family members. I have a lot of family members. So he's dubbing me nicely. Even the cleaning lady has really, really taken to the baby, and I feel like they have a great rapport. Would you let me, baby, see it? No. Come on, bro.

No way, you're going to have O.T. Genesis, Crip walking on her crib. He's going to be in the crib, crippling. Yeah. Hey, Parker, spend two weeks with Uncle A.D. Yeah. I've been thinking about that. Put a little blue rath on her?

What do I do? Because, you know, I was thinking about how I would explain GZ versus Gucci-Mane if I had been watching it around my daughter. and she asked me like what what why I was watching this oh look at this we got a fruit delivery it's exotic fruits it's exotic fruits yes it's exotic fruit yo shout out to my homie sour Matt he told me he's like yo I got this I got this exotic fruit company I'll have a box dropped off at your fucking store pomegranate in there I would love to steal it and uh who wants a pomegranate is so good I don't even know what that is you know what's in here

this is really exotic fruit the fuck is this the sugar cane it's a digital What am I going to do with this? Who will eat that? This should look like a diggeridoo for sure. This is, let me see this. Is that sugar cane? Yeah, right? No.

Sugar can you cut it down the middle. You can suck the sugar out. What am I going to do with that? Not me. What am I going to do with that? I am now realizing like, like what am I going to, look at these people at home. What the fuck is this? A onion.

Oh, okay. That's a Kiwi. Look at all these tiny ass bananas and shit. This is all stuff at the stuff. Banana. I would never. go to the store and buy all this shit I don't know what the hell this stuff is this is like a weapon huh look at this actually if you don't mind can I take this

because I really like sugar to me this this is for this me you know this is a tick that's one of your tics that's one of your tis that's a didgerie do is bet no I don't know bad podcasting every day I get to teach you something about the world you honestly do teach me a lot of new stuff Like what? Like Dolly Parton. Honestly, you didn't know who that was? No.

Isn't that weird? And now he's going to create a museum in Compton for Dolly Parton awareness. There's other things I can do on Compton. There's a lot of kids. You might not know this. There's a lot of kids in Compton who don't know almost anything about Dolly Parton. And that's fucked up. And we need to stop that.

Okay. I didn't know at all. And we could go to Nashville where she's from and create a museum of AD and O.G. Suicide and Pond. Oh my God. else we want to raise awareness about it. Imagine goes

in museum. Who the fuck are these people? Are they racist? They have us as wax figures. Yo, a Compton Museum. But then it's not even like EasyE cube.

No, no, no, no, no, no. It's just like the homies that we know. That shit was back in the day. We ain't talking about that. AD, suicide, pun, and Welving. Who the fuck is well? You remember Welvin? Yeah.

Come on, man. But he ain't from Compton, is he? Welvin, Campton, Long Beach. Really? Wow, I didn't know that. They fucked up, though. Everybody forgot about Welvin. It's not right. Forgot about Dre. I forgot about Welvin, bro.

He was entertainment for a lot of people. But you know what? I'm going to say this right now. Shout out to Welvin. Shout out to A-Town. I feel like people made fun of disabled people. Oh, yeah. You feel what I'm saying?

It's harder to do that now because people are more aware of the fact you're not supposed to be done. That's cold, though. It's like, okay, there's. not funny to you no more, so it's like, you guys don't care anymore. You remember, beetle juice? Oh, beetle. Beetle juice.

Beal juice? He's like three-foot-tall black dude? Yeah. You're talking about for mom, Howard Stern's shit? Okay, he's a legend. If you really think about Howard Stern's show back in the day, he would pretty much just like parade out these handicapped people nonstop. And like,

you know, like John the Stutterer. It was like every like freakish thing you could have about you it was just like an opportunity. But we were just like an opportunity. Because he got away with it. It's so obvious now that this is kind of fucked up, right? No, yeah, 100%.

But Howard Stern doing do shit like that. You used to have queef contests on camera. Howard Stern is a legend. Yes. I learned so much from him because I listened to him when I was like 12 every day. What is that, what is that fucking show he was hosting? I mean, not hosting, but. American Idol.

It wasn't American Idol, right? No, it wasn't American Idol. That's right. Oh, America's Got Talent. One of them stupid. I never, never seen it. I remember he said a little, he wasn't one that said the Nappy had a host. line, right? No, that was fucking, what was

his name? It was like a right wing dude. It was a fuck, I can't remember, but he's dead now. Wait, did Howard Stern host America's Got Talent? Siri, who was the guy who said Nappy-headed hose? Nicky Manage. It's not Nicky Manage. Don Amos. He's dead?

Because Howard Stern beefed with Don Amos super hard. Don Amos was like sort of racist. I just remember when that came out, everybody was mad. Oh yeah. It was like very, very, very, very bad. I remember that.

Yeah. What was he on? Huh? He was on Kiss of M or something? He was just like a right-wing, like, radio hosts, like, before a fucking Russian Limbaugh and all them types of dudes. Rest and piss. Rest and Piss.

Restlemba is still alive. Don Imus is dead. Rest and piss. Anybody else died lately? He just put death on people. Like? No. R.

Bedi White. R-I. Oh, he is. Betty White's alive. Oh. Are you kidding. I'm mixed with white. I have white family.

Whenever you do your offensive German voice and show how insensitive he is. He goes, what's Hitler have to do with the Holocaust? No, I've never said that. Why would you say that? You said something like that. Wait, you said that, baby. You said something like that.

What's Germany got to do with the Holocaust? I had never said that. I'm very smart when it comes to history. But you always do this fake. To shout out to all my Jewish brothers and sisters, I've never said nothing like that. Let's ask one of your Jewish brothers and sisters. Is Josh, did he say that?

Fake news. Yeah. Josh said yes. Josh is Jewish, so I know he remembers it better than any of us. Somebody probably was drunk. Why did he have to do that? It's okay. The only time I've ever liked Hitler in any type of context is on the motherfucking movie Jojo Rabbit.

What the fuck are you talking about? There's a movie called Jojo Rabbit. And what did Hitler do in it? It's about this little kid who wants to grow up and be a Nazi. and his imaginary friend is Hitler and it makes Hitler just Hitler is just like fucking imbecile

you feel me? Okay. And you are entertained. No, it's funny because he's getting the whole movie is kind of like a parody. Okay. Spoiler alert if you want to see Jojo Rabbit.

But his mom secretly has a Jewish girl like in the cupboard. And every, yes. Like how? She's fighting her out so she won't die because of the Holocaust. You get what I'm saying? What the fuck?

So this takes place like during World War II. Yes. And this is a little boy who's taught that Jews are bad. They have big crazy noses. They have fangs and everything. And he meets this girl. And he damn near like falls in love with the girl. And he's like, she's like me.

Right. You get what I'm saying? And later on he denounces his imaginary friend Hitler. Oh, that's good. That's what I'm saying. It's dope. That's cute. Wow.

Family-friendly film. No. a family from him. Oh, no. It's like rated R. Spoiler alert. He gets blown the fuck up in Nazi training. Wow, really? Yes, he gets like destroyed. That's dark. Well, that's all right, right? I mean, he was a Nazi for things. And his mom gets hung for helping Jewish

people. He wasn't a Nazi. He was just kicking it with. He wanted to be a Nazi. Like, don't plan on watching this movie. Okay, but I mean, here's something I don't think you're ready to talk about, though, is that realistically, like, if you were born during Nazi Germany time, you probably would have been a Nazi too, because everybody else was,

right? I'd probably be in Africa with my people Okay, Roxanne. Yeah. I don't think your family lineage, I don't think it was in Africa in like 1940, right? No, listen, see, my grandma, my grandma, rest and peace on my neck. She had no, you know what's crazy too?

Shout to my grandma, rest and peace. The closest person to me ever, she was not black at all. Her brothers and sisters have no black in her. She married a black man and had my mom, which had me, you know, brothers and sisters and stuff.

So you're what percentage non-black? What are you? I'm black, white, Spanish, Italian, Irish. Hey, dog. Appreciate you. Black, white, Spanish, Italian, Irish, and something else. But my dad is black. My mom is black, white, Italian, Bob.

I don't fucking know. I'm a mutt. That's what I always say. But that's what's weird is that the world is going to keep going to the point where it's like everybody is kind of like a mess of different races and boring-ass white people like myself are going to be very rare. Did you see? There was a, I want to say national,

geographic. Oh, I used to jerk off to that when I was a little kid. That is crazy. Because I had boobs in it. Yes, African women. Yeah. That's good then. I was a little kid.

I was checking off the black women. I know that's right. That's right. I like that. I'm like that. Yeah, masturbated to a 40-year. With her tits down to her waist and shit, bro. I'm fucking with that.

Ready to do Jamaican dances on our people. I'm with it. I'm ready to dagger with anyone in a national. That's my type. Have you ever been to? in National Geographic, that's my type. That's my type. That's my type.

That's my type. That's what I'm trying to get supposed to you. Do you ever have a tick? Like a bug tick? Yes. You found one? Where was it? Your wee-wee?

Wait a minute. The tear your story. Wait a minute. A tick story. Wait a minute. Swear to God. Crazy that you just said that shit, right? I'm fucking with this girl at the time.

She had a tick. No, because of a tick. She had tick old bitty. Wait, no, no. Let me tell the story, man. I'm fucking with this girl at the time. She was very bad to me.

Like, look wise. I was really attracted to her. Okay. I worked my way to her goddamn apartment. Right? I finger in the bitch. You hear me? Okay.

You said that you just walked in the house. I was just, like, it wasn't a sexual scenario, but you're just kind of The psychologist didn't hurt? Yes. Okay. I'm like, I'm finger in the bitch, right?

Yeah. And we own this goddamn rug. Ooh. Right? On the floor. We eventually have sex and stuff like that. I wake up the next morning. When I tell you my finger was fucking burning on fire type type shit.

What? Yes. My finger was like fucking like, it was like, if you touched it, it was this finger, by the way. If you touched it. Thank you, AD. No, I swear. If you touched the finger, like, it was so sore. It was like a soaring pain. I'm like, what the fuck? Is it her pussy? What is it? You feel me? Because I feel like now I got an STD in my finger or something. No, honestly, I would have thought the same thing. I'm not, I know. Yeah. And what happened? And then I break out from here all the way into here. I have these little bumps all over my fucking hand.

This is some low quality pussy right here that you're talking about. This is a bad bitch, though. Whoa. All right. So I'm hit her up. I'm like, hey, what's up with you? She was like, my bad. Y'all say cut to women, too. And I get mad. Yeah, because of what's happening?

Yeah. I'm like, what's up? She says, no, I have ticks. And she said, you probably get bit by her tick. Nah, that's something you got to lead with. You can just have ticks? I don't fucking know. She had a white rug.

And listen. So she's blaming it on the rug, not her vagina. No, she wasn't lying because I went to the goddamn hospital. middle. They gave me a shot, three or four shots in this shit, right? Puss coming out of my goddamn finger. They had to put like this little, um, it's not paper, but it's like a rap, like a suture because they had to keep it open. Right. And they said you had like a tick. Well, that actually happened to my uncle before, but it's because he was biting his fingers. He ended up getting a bacterial infection and they treated it the same way. They said a tick.

Damn near got in my fucking finger and like lay some eggs. or something, so it wasn't her vagina. Wow, that's so much worse. When I asked you if you'd ever have a tick, I was just thinking about picking a tick off my head when I was like 14 one time, and you're going to hit me with that shit. Wait a minute.

I don't know if this is true, but I was always told as a kid black people can't get lice. I've never met a black person with lice, but I'm not going to... I don't know, but that's all I was on told. It doesn't sound right. It does, though, because I never met a black person that had got lice.

I don't think I ever met a white person that had lice because I'm just not really in the lice. You just say you have a white person. Josh had it. Josh had Lice. His name is Big J.O. now. May I please wrap the floor for a moment

I want to tell you about something? Let's go. Tell us. Okay. 2012. I go to Barcelona for a month. Riding bikes, sitting around on dirty-ass benches,

sleeping with random-ass girls after the club, basically living sort of kind of like the life that you're living right now, plus bike riding. So we're out there, having a blast. But at a certain point in the trip, I start feeling like mad itchy and I'm just itching like too much and I can't really sleep that good and part of it's like the itching and stuff and I start to feel sick and I can't really figure it out and then you know I get home from the trip I meet up with like you know the girl that I was sleeping with at the time meet up with another girl sleeping at the time a couple different girls I sleep with within the week of getting back from Barcelona right and so then I basically like I start to think that maybe oh no no no because what it was is I finally got like a red dot on my penis and I basically like I'm

Like I had like a fucking, I had like a red abrasion. Rode off the red, dude. TMI maybe, but like directly on your penis or like. On my penis. I had like a red thing. And it was like, it was after a night where I had been fucking this girl for like hours with a condom on. So I'm thinking like, oh, it's just like a little bit of friction from the, from the condom or whatever. It's not that big a deal.

It didn't go away. It stayed the same size for a couple days. So I start freaking out. I start thinking like I start looking it up and I'm looking up you know herpes and it's like Herpes are like open sores like they hurt and there's stuff that comes out of them. I'm like fuck it's not herpes so I'm like I keep looking up everything else I can think of I look up genital warts and I finally I'm like Maybe it could be like genital warts like you know I couldn't figure I haven't been in the clinic yet I go to the clinic At the clinic and keep in mind also I tell the girl that I was sleeping with I tell her that I have genital warts because I'm like that's what that's what I thought I had yeah this girl literally was about

She was like a PhD student For some reason It's like one of the only girls I've ever kicked it with Who has an education And she's a fucking PhD student She fucking is getting treated for genital awards While she's studying for our finals and shit I go to Plan Parenthood

I have a conversation at Planned Parenthood I say like what is this It's like the girl that's playing parenthood She's looking at my dick She goes like I don't know what You show your dick? Well I mean I'm getting checked for SDDs What the fuck else am I going to do?

You show her your dick This is this is a little bit the least shocking part of the story you fucking chode. Anyway, so then she says, was it that funny? She looks at my dick. He's not a chode.

He's very tall. He's very tall. You don't know what a jude? All right, so then, that's insane. I'm not even, I'm not ready to do it. I'm not ready to deal with it. Nobody's up. Nobody's up. Anyway, so then I, I, I, I, so I go, she says, I don't know what that is.

I'm like, this is your job. This is your whole job is to look at people's genitalian and tell them what the thing that they have is. She's like, yeah, well, I don't think it's like an STD. I'm like, it's not an SDD. Well, what the fuck? So I go home and I'm still thinking about it more and I'm like, well, you know, I am itchy. So I search up scabies. Boom!

Like pirates? That was it. Pirates had scabies, right? Scurby. Pirates might have scurby. But then I realized. I've had that before, too. I have scabies.

I have scabies before. So I go to the doctor. They tell me. me, yes, you have Skaibis, they give me a cream. I put it on my skin, boom, Skaby's gone. Wait, I've never had this. What is Skapey?

I've had that too. Skabies is like a microscopic little bug that can get into your fucking, like it's commonly, you might get it from like a dirty ass old couch or something. So that me being in Barcelona sitting on all these benches and shit, probably had something to do with it. But it just,

it's really itchy and you feel horrible. And then if you had it long enough, then you start to get like red splotches and shit on your body and stuff. I had it for over a month and I didn't know. but anyway then I realized that the other girl that I was sleeping with at that time that she got scabies from me as well oh damn man anyway that shit sucks I spread skit and then also one of my little homies who was like

18 he was like a BMX rider he was staying on my couch at the time you get the man of risals you come on you've been around me too long my little homie he's fucking 18 but he's a drunk motherfuckerucker and he fucking was because he was just partying with these different girls every night and shit he as soon as he hears me admit that I have scapeies and stuff. I go into my room. I'm doing something. He comes and he's like, hey. I'm like, what? He goes, look. I look down. His dick's out.

He got the same kind of red bump that I had on my dick on his dick. He goes, you think I have scabies? I'm like, I'm going to take you to the doctor tomorrow. I took him to the doctor and he had scabies. I thought, is this moleman? No, that was about 20 years prior. You're a good friend for that. I took him to talk to the truth, right? What?

I was terrified. I know you're terrified, but were you terrified because you went to Mayo Clinic and put in your symptoms and all these crazy ass diseases come up? No, because I figured it out myself. Like, I was freaking out when I thought it was an SDD. But then once I figured out that it was like, once I found out of Escapies, I was so happy. I was so happy because now I finally knew what to do. And also the realization that that's why I couldn't get a good night sleep for like fucking a month and a half before that. And then realizing like you have a bug living in your skin.

the weird thing about it is you take this cream, you put it all over your body, and you have to let off these fucking bug bombs, and like, you have to wash everything you own just to make sure that the scabies don't come back. And then, like, crazy shit about it, too, is like, that, that dude that I was talking about, like, the reason why he was staying in our house was because he was fucking this girl that we knew. She never got it. He got it.

I got it. She didn't get it. He was fucking her every night. It's like COVID. Raw. She never got it. I have a question. Why is it that, like, well, there's a stigma out that guys will only get tested for shit when they

feel like something is wrong, like not just regularly. Well, okay, but this is, and I am someone who does, as I often say, I do porn. So I have to get tested. We know frequently when I know that there's nothing wrong with me. But if you are a guy, when it comes to STDs, one time I went to a doctor and I said, yeah, because I was freaked out. I was like 17 or something. I was like 18.

I just started having sex. And I was like freaked out like, oh, maybe I have something. which is like when I look back at it now, like I was just completely diluted. Like I was just, yeah, I was just totally paranoid for no reason. I said to the doctor,

I'm like, I want to get AIDS tests, herpes, everything. And the doctor's like, so do you have any drips? I'm like, no. He goes,

do you have any sores? I go, no. He goes, well, I'm going to give you an AIDS test just to be sure. But he's like,

honestly, if you don't have insurance, there's no reason for me to test you for that other shit. And he has a point. Because if you are, a guy and you get a STD, it is going to reveal itself on your penis

through drips or sores, and that's pretty much it. Like, it's just not, girls are different because a girl can have chlamydia or fucking syphilis or whatever, like, for a long time because everything's on the inside, you know, like, your dick's on the outside. You could see if you get something.

So it's like, if you're a guy and you are having a lot unprotected sex, then obviously you should be getting tested. But it's also like, realistically, like, you don't have to be that worried about it. I never had the SED. Really? I never had one until I started dating Lennon. Really?

What? Well, two different times. Shout out to Lennon. Right, we love you, Lena. No, but one time she met this random-ass Mexican chick, and we ended up fucking her together, and she was an escort, and then we both got burnt by her together.

And that was the first time I ever got Goneria or whatever. And then there was another time where she went, her and five hot porn stars did girl-on-girl content together, and then she got burnt from that. So then I get burnt from my girlfriend hooking up with a bunch of hot porn stars. I mean, if you get it that way, it's not as bad. I mean, like, yeah.

It's whatever, because I'm, especially knowing what I know now, which is you get burnt, you go get taken care of it's over. It's nothing. You know it's crazy, too, because I'm like, I just tell girls, if you give me a STD, I'm going to kill your mom. Maybe. Maybe I'm going to shoot the person. That fucking made you.

If you get HIV from a girl, it's fair. Or herpes, maybe. And even then, you shouldn't kill her. Because that's lifelong, but everything else seems to be curable. Can I tell you all my herpy story? You had herbies? No, come on. I will still have it if I had it.

Yeah, I was right to say. Wait, wah, wah, wah, wah, wow, wow. There's so many people with herbies. There's so many people with herbies. No, listen. I'll give it to you right now. Stop. Hey, yo.

No. Hey. Yeah. Cuda sugar can. This reminds me at Brian Pumber. What are you going to do with this? How do you cook with this? No, no, no.

You cut it open and you suck. Yeah. That's what you do? Well, that's what I do. Because in Egypt, it's like a death. You're going to cut it in the fire you. But you're going to cut it into, oh, you cut up a little chunk and then you suck the sugar out. I'll get a lifesaver.

It's really good. I got a pack of starbursts. Fuck all that. I don't want to suck on that thing. Pause. Brian Pumper got one just like that. All right, keep going. Yo, what do you do this down?

He's been obsessing Brian Bumber forever. And I put the video out? No. He's in jail, I think. Is he? What would you do if you ran to Brian Pumper right now? Would you hug him? No, I want you to run into him.

I'll just do that. I don't know how the energy at all. I know you. You will run into him. You would really run into him and talk to him and have a conversation. I've told this story on the podcast a million times, but I was out rolling loud with Draco.

I look off in the distance. I see Brian Pumper. I go, oh shit, that's Brian Pumper. Draco turns and he looks. He goes, yeah,

it is, but you sound mad, gay, saying that like that. Anyway, I got to watch with Draco on Vlad. That's my, oh, he did,

he did Vlad? I know, I can't wait to watch it. Oh, that's going to be done. And normally, normally if I interview somebody, they could do any other.

interview after and I do not give two fucks because like you got to first it's like if I learn what I got to learn about you to do the content then like I'm not wasting my hours of viewing time after that on you unless I have a reason but I can say that there are certain rappers that I know that you

fuck with fuck with Draco was one of them like Draco Grito Shoreline niggas like that like those is like yo people people that's how I feel about Rio and all them fools I ain't go lie I watch,

Rio came over here and did an interview with you, right? I didn't recognize that he was on the song with Yadi.

I seen the little cypher shit. Two or three days ago, I get his fucking mixtape. I think it's eight songs, nine songs.

Fire. Can't turn none of them off. On YouTube, the video for movie, movie is such a fucking ban. Rio is fire.

Rio is stupid. You want to why I really like, you know what? I read like Rio. I was listening to him. I said, can remind me a Pizzi.

And Pizzi's my fucking boy. And they're part of the same fucking clip. He met Pizzi because Pizzi was already in millions of views and already had money and shit. And then Rio meets Pizzi. And then Pizzi, like, he tells a story in the fucking video or in the interview of, like, taking Rio out. And, like, Rio's, like, with Pizzi.

And Pizzi's picking up bags from people for verses and, like, pulls out his Spotify check and it's like 20K or some shit. And that's how Rio realized what the game was. That's who inspired me. It's on some independence Yes, nigger Peezy and filthy rich What year

Were you thinking about Peezy They inspired you like that? No, because people told me This is like This is like three, four years ago Oh yeah Yeah, yeah Because I'm on Empire

You feel me And before I went to Empire They were telling me like Niggas ass popping With Empire Who's making like the most money Every month Pizy was one of them

He posted his checks up It was Mazi It was filthy rich So I was like I need to go over there to the motherfucking empire and run it up the way they're running that shit up

because I'm like, niggas is touching 40, 50, 60,000 a month independent off of a what's to call checks and shit. And my checks is pretty good. You know what I'm saying? Because that's when you listen to Rio,

talk about it. He's like real, because he really didn't know shit about the game. And like he puts up a mixtape on whatever streaming services and he makes like 1600 the first month.

He's not like thinking like, oh, I'm going to keep making money next month. And if I put out another project, that one's going to make money and my old shit might make money and like he's like putting it together like as it happens but his interview

meant a lot to me because it honestly really like reminded me that if you find somebody who has talent but doesn't understand the game that they're in that you can have a huge effect on their life by just teaching them the game. Nobody taught me the game.

I had to figure that shit out and like I didn't know nothing about royalties. I know and it's crazy too now because I'm educated and everything but I remember getting it. getting like my first $9,000 residual check from fucking music. I was like, what? How was this possible?

You know what I mean? And for a long time, even now, like I survive off of my goddamn music checks. I would, like I tell you all the time, I would never be broke again in my life. You know what I mean? Just continue to do that shit, but it's niggas, mazzi, filthy rich. I'm like, oh, they're doing it like that? Okay, you got to drop. You got to do this.

You got to do this. you independent. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And it's like, I have reach with certain artists. I'm like, I can put this guy on this on this on and this guy on this on and not even knowing like, and I look at it now like I'm building the future for my kids and everything because when I'm gone, I pass it to them.

Yeah. And even like somebody like Draco, that's why he was able to be locked up for years and then still have money, still be chilling why he's in there and then gets out and he's not hurting because he fucking had money coming in. And for him, it's like you really only had a couple projects. He put out a couple projects Well, he's in jail But like, you know,

that's like a couple projects. Like if you're somebody like Rio who's dropping like a mixtape a month or whatever, I mean, you're building up that fucking catalog and on YouTube and on everything. It's like having all those multiple different income sources. It's crazy.

And when you really get like a record because like I remember like I probably had $50, $60 to my name. I'm living in the hood. You feel me with my daughter? I'm dropping mixtapes. Niggas is not really paying attention like that. I dropped one fucking record that I wasn't going to put out.

I get 30 spins on the goddamn radio for free. You feel what I'm saying? 30 spins a week. My life changes. I'm getting shows, book left and right, residual checks coming in. I'm like,

wow. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Shit is fucking crazy. And it's like you can really do that like on some independent shit. Like your life will really fucking change. And I really like within a year, moved from competition.

to the valley. I've been out here ever since. Sold out. Shit, call it what you want. Off the hood. Call it what you want. Let me ask you something. You saw Nipsey Hustles' fucking storefront area get destroyed.

I was very upset about that. How do you feel about that? And what do you think the most likely scenario is? Like, you think most likely is what somebody doesn't like Roman 60s so they go trash that shit? Honestly, I think that the day and age that we live in right now and because of COVID. Could be a straight clout move. 100% That's what I thought

100% But from like another gang Who just wants to sort of get known I don't even think it's from a gang I think some I think some random pedestrian somebody that's just stupid I think I saw some graffiti on the ground

And shit but I wasn't sure if that was because of But niggas is not going to like Niggers is not going to niggas hoods Breaking Windows Like I'm from the hood When you want to catch somebody You're going to try to catch somebody You're going to shoot somebody

Something like that Who's going to just go there Break some windows? So I I think like right now the tensions are so high because of COVID and everybody is not making money like that. They're losing their fucking minds. They're constricted to their houses. Mostly somebody and it's like now when you look at comments, people are very like disrespectful when it comes to death.

Like people are desensitized. Somebody dies. A rapper dies. My fuckers be like, I'm smoking. I know what's it called pack. I'm doing this. Like I've seen constant bad shit with every single rapper that. passed away. And I know that it's like not for no real, nigger. It's from little kids.

It's trying to be funny. So I can see somebody going over there and just doing that shit for Cloud. Like if you were King Vaughn's close homie, think about all the comments that you were going to have to read after that shit went down because, bro, the shit that people were saying and granted. Even in our comments. It's terrible. But you know what? And whoever's listening right now, if your mama dies, if a family member dies, just put yourself in those people's shoes and stuff like that. Because when you lose somebody, I know it's like I lost a lot of motherfucking niggas like that's something that you don't play with and it's fucked up how the you've grown up right now, as they're rising and growing up, it's like if this is your

mental rule, we're going to be fucked. You know what I'm saying? Oh, for sure. Like somebody dies. This is somebody's kid. This is somebody's brother. They don't think about it like it's real people. And honestly, like, the worst that I've seen was, and I don't even think about it like this, because it's like if I were to take all the fucked up shit that I've seen people say about X and peep, it's terrible.

No, it's them. If I were to, like, really take that shit serious and really, like, think about it and really, like, hold on to that anger. I'd be walking around mad all the time. Oh, for sure. At some point, I just had to cut myself off from it. It's like, all, you're going to shit on them, whatever.

Like, I don't know you. If I did know you, I would have something very specific to say to you but I'm just not going to engage. I'm not going to think about it like that. But that's the whole thing is that now kids just like they've honestly seen enough rappers die that they just don't even like it's a joke to them. It's like a game. Also I think there's like a really weird culture where it's like if somebody dies all the things that are put out in the media is like all the negative shit or whatever negative shit they've done in their life. But at the end of the day like these are 20 year olds, bro. Like I'm older than some of the people that die. That's

crazy to me. I think about it like that. I'm like, yo, I have homies who ain't made it to 15, 16. Yo, exactly. It's shit like that. You get what I'm saying? What the fuck is going on? Like, I have one of my best friends got killed when he was 18. Didn't even know he had a baby on the way.

Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I have two homies like that. I had a homie that died that used to go to high school with. He dies, finds out, his girl finds out, oh, I'm pregnant. You know what I'm saying? So it's like where I come from, we don't play around with shit like that. Yeah. You want to hear of fucked up one?

I knew a guy he kills himself right we all are like fucking like why like we couldn't we couldn't believe it because he was like a pro BMX rider everybody fucking like thought that this dude was the shit right he kills himself everybody's wondering why I ended up finding out

he found out when his kid was like three years old or some shit he finds out the kid wasn't his wow that I can understand can't you kind of see how that would do it because when I was I was thinking about that a little bit when I was in the hospital I'm like the experience that I just went through of seeing my kid born was so fucking crazy, so profound,

probably one of the craziest feeling things I ever experienced in my life. Imagine finding out that that that wasn't real and that your fucking experience that you just had was bullshit. Oh, that's crazy. I probably, I mean, that just comes. I probably came a baby mom and take, you know. I do like that option more. Yeah, kill the baby mama. That's better.

Yeah. But situations like that, though, like you got to leave that for therapy. Like, that's stuff. Yeah. I would probably start in life. I just don't want anyone to end their life. Like, you know what I mean? That's true. Like, that's just how I'm rocking.

Therapy in our community is like, it's not popular enough. It's not, it's not popular. It's like weird. I have a therapist. I do too. You have one? I've been to therapy before because I have very bad anxiety. Mm-hmm.

I used to. I didn't know what it was. You probably have PTSD. Oh, no, I promise. I have a lot of PTSD. From all the bodies you cut. Chill out. Allegedly.

Hey, no, no. Adam, it's like. Just take it too far. This is how I found out. about anxiety because in black black culture and stuff like that especially you living in the hood shit happens and you're taught to like suck it up just get over it and shit like that you feel me and it's kind of fucked them too because i know a lot of people was watching our new segment one time and i know people probably didn't think that i took mental health very seriously yeah but no i

take mental health seriously because i've had anxiety problems like you growing up in the hood being from confident and shit like that is like a lot of shit that I've seen is very traumatic right and I had a girlfriend at the time right we broke up because of my anxiety she got tired of it right and I didn't know that I had anxiety so I'm literally going out with her places trying to go on dates right I don't know why out of nowhere for instance we go to the movies one day right go to the movies sitting down in the movies out of nowhere my chest starts beating crazy I feel like real lightheaded yeah like winded I'm like my dad had a heart attack before so I'm like maybe I'm having a heart attack so I'm freaking out hey take me to the hospital call the ambulance oh whatever she's like

all right I see some firefighters across the street I run to the firefighters hey I'm tripping I'm about to have a heart attack right they check my vitals and shit they they they sit there and do that, they're like, no, you're fine. But this shit started happening and recurrent. I knew when I wasn't at home, I couldn't go nowhere. And like almost for a year, I didn't go nowhere. Yeah. Because I was like, what the fuck is happening to me?

We were literally trying to go on dates. And every time I get somewhere out of my element, I just get the same feeling. Chess beating bad, fucking feel like I'm about to pass out. I'm really thinking I'm having it. I'm going back and forth to the emergency room. Back and forth to the emergency room. Back and forth to the emergency room. They're checking me.

I didn't have cascans. I didn't have motherfucking. What's the other shit you get? It's not a cat scan. It's another one. What is it? Dick and enlargement. No, different thing.

Thank you. No, but that's actually really interesting. What age were you roughly when that was happening? This was like 21, 22. Because if you think about it, like, if you are an average, Like if you're like a 16 year old white girl in a nice area, a nice rich area and your friend dies in your school or whatever. Like never mind, you see your friend die.

They're going to treat you like you've been through the most horrific thing. They're going to get you a shrink. They're going to treat you like you've really been through some shit. Somebody like you coming up in Compton, you know a shillow to people who died. And it's not like people just kind of expect it to be because it is like it's treated like it's normal. Because you see it enough that it is normal. And it becomes normal. And like my best friend got killed on my porch when I was 18.

You saw it? No, I wasn't there. My house got shot up 24 times, AK-47. And your friend just happened to be there? My nigger, I swear to God, I see the car speeding off. I pull up to my block. My homeboy is on my porch. And they shot up the house because they were trying to find you?

See, but look, it's a, it gets a little deeper than that. Yeah, yeah. You feel what I'm saying? Sure, yeah. Like, and I'm a very spiritual person. You feel what I'm saying? I know I'm crazy. I do all this crazy type shit, but I'm a very spirit.

I know. I'm a crazy guy. You're a very spiritual guy. Very spiritual guy. Nah, but literally, this is why I don't speak bad things when it comes to myself. Because my mom always told me, power of the tongue is real. Yeah, for sure. Like, you can speak things into existence.

And literally, um, my mom, the first time I ever went to, My mom asked me. I woke up in the morning and I'm mind you, I was only 18 a week. My mom asked me, she said, what are you doing today? I'm joking around. Mom, I'm going to jail. She was like, don't say that. I'm going to jail.

She keeps telling me, stop saying that. Like the power of the tongue is real. I go to a fucking party. A fight happens in a party. My homie gets hitting the head with a goddamn chair. He's mad. He's upset. We walk out the party.

It's incompetent. We walk out the party. goddamn party, a fucking cop sees my homeboy mad, walks up to him and just starts choking him and throws him on the fucking car. Wow. I say, hey, officer,

he didn't even do nothing. I got my hands. I ain't do nothing. His partner hits me in the back of the head with like a club or a flashlight or something. Boom, cracks me. You feel me? And I'm like, I'm trying to like, I ain't do nothing. I didn't do nothing. Like me when I see Brian.

You know when he see Brian bumper, right? I know. I'm damn there trying to like defend myself because I'm like, what the fuck you hit me for? Yeah. Man, they partners come. They tackle me to the fucking ground. They're putting their knee in my back. They're hitting me, bro.

Like, they fucking me up. Right? And I'm resisting because I'm like, what the fuck did I do? Like, I didn't know the law back then. And I'm sitting there resist. They're resisting. To they just beating the shit out of me until I just stop. They're like, you done?

I'm like, I'm done. They tighten my motherfucking cuffs up. They lift me up with my fucking cuffs. pick me up, throw me in the back of the fucking police car. Wow. You know what I'm saying? That motherfucker and mind you, in my head is like, I didn't do nothing, so it was nothing for me to get in trouble with.

Take me to jail. The next morning, I wake the fuck up, mind you, they put me in the motherfucker's cell with all motherfucking Latinos. So I'm thinking like, and this is Latinx. Keep going. Okay. I'm here. We're here.

You're Egypt ex. I'm Egypt ex. X. We're here. Shout out to all my essays because I love my essays. Shout out Sad Boy Loco. Shout Sad Boy Loco. I seen him before you this interview too.

He's like, Ad, what's up? You feel me? But back then, it was like blacks and Mexicans had real problems with each other. Now too, right? Nah.

It was a hot summer. No, no. I feel like. You don't follow L.A. Hood Media? You got me crying. Come on. I put you on that. You got me crying.

I'm just saying there was a race war in L. It was a summer. was bad because of certain individuals. Because of the fruit guy. But, yes, because of the fruit vendors, which is wrong. And I stand with my brown brothers and sister. Yeah, please. I stand with my brown brothers and sisters and shit like that. You feel

me? A Mexican nigger put me on. You know what I'm saying? Help put me on. You feel me? And like, I lived with a Mexican for a long time. My grandmother rest of peace. Her best friend was Mexican. No. No. No. Okay. That's me. You're talking with George Lopez? O.D. Damn, I used to chill with this girl.

And she told me that she was on a show the George Lopez host and he was trying to fuck her all the time. Oh. Real shit. That wasn't me. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. I'm talking about a long time ago, 10 years ago.

No, but you know, they put me in the cell with them. I wake up in the morning because I'm like, I don't know the law. I'm like, I tell the fucking, sorry, I'm like, hey, what time I'm releasing me? He's not releasing you. You're fighting three felonies right now. I said three felonies. My nigger, I called my motherfucking mom. My mom are going off me.

What the fuck are you? What were the felonies? My nigga resisting arrest with heavenly force. Three counts. Jesus. But you didn't actually do any. I didn't do shit. So was it easy to beat those charges?

No. Listen, mind you, you're talking to a nigga who just turned 18, got to go to big boy jail. Right. You feel me? Who don't know the fucking law. Or the vibes. The vibes.

The vibes. The vohs. My motherfucking mom. is fucking cursing me out. They're saying you're fighting police officers. They're saying this and ww, ww, waw, and all that. I have to wait like a week because I went on, I forgot what day I went. It was almost a week.

I had to wait, I think, to her Tuesday to go to court. I go to court. They let me out on OR because I didn't have no fucking record at the time. You feel me? They let me out on OR. And I'm sitting there fighting the case for two years. I'm trying to get a job. So fucked up.

Yes. I have two, three, pending felonies on my goddamn record, not convicted, but pending. So I'm trying to get jobs in my job. I'm trying to get a job. I'm trying to make money and shit like that. Couldn't do nothing. And literally, out of nowhere, I'm going back and forth to court.

They knew I was going to college. And they told me, they said, straight up, out of nowhere, they say, if you have, if you go do 12 units of school, we'll drop the case. Now, if I had the knowledge that I knew now, I would say, no, I'm going to fight this shit because they don't have nothing. But I was facing three years for some shit that I didn't fucking do. You get what I'm saying? Like, really facing three years for some shit that I didn't do. And my mom is sitting there telling me, like, we're going to fight this because you didn't do nothing.

Everybody in the streets is telling me, take the year. That's what it was off from me at first. Take a year. I said, man, mom, I want to do no three years. I'm going to take the year. She's like, no. Dude, you're not about to take no year. You didn't do nothing.

If you didn't do nothing. you don't have to sit there and do this. I'm like, nah, mom. Everybody that I know from the streets and everybody in jail and everybody's telling me like the least amount you're going to do is a year, just get it over with.

So I'm sitting there making sure like, mom, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Were you worried about that year? Or do you think that... Hell yeah, a year of my life? But did you see the positive side too that you're going to like come back to the hood after that

and like people would look at you different? Did you get locked up prior to that? I, okay. Growing up in Compton... Listen, growing up in Compton, the cops always put you in the back of the cars they always fuck with you they always take you down to the station

and they always do a certain type of shit this was my first time having some real like serious charges put on me you know what I'm saying so I wasn't educated on how to deal with this shit but do you think that this experience of not being able to get a job

because of shit like that and stuff did that drive you more into the gang bang and shit because it made you angry at the system and it made you realize you were going to be on the outside of the system no matter what It made me really want to hustle. It made me really not trust police. It made me do not like, like, it's fucked up because I literally didn't do nothing. And the crazy thing is, and this is the fuck the part about it, I had a public defender that fucking was investigating the officer that hit me.

It was claiming all this shit about me. This nigga had like 20, 30 civil lawsuits, assessor force and all type of shit like that. They found that out. They took my public defender. away from me and gave me a new public defender. I didn't know the law back then, though. Gave me a new public defender. And I'm like, my mom is like,

why are they all of a sudden, they go from trying to give you a year to saying, just do 12 units in college, and they'll drop the case. Me, I'm like, 12 units, I ain't nothing. That's a whole year to get 12 units. So I go to college. I get my fucking 12 units and shit.

I come. I got kids. Character witness reports, all type of shit I bring it to the judge. They're like, yeah, you good. But when you waive your rights, everything that they have on that, you find out afterwards. I found out that this nigga was getting sued by a gang of people in the city was paying people out. I could have got a goddamn check. You could have.

So they threw that motherfucking shit to me so I can take that shit. But a situation like that, imagine me fighting and losing having due. three years, I probably wouldn't even be here. My life would probably would have turned out differently. Same shit happened to my brother. He's doing seven right now for some shit he didn't know. My brother been in jail for seven. I got to go premiere my baby vlog.

Go, yeah, baby vlog. Y'all should continue to talk if you want. You want to like hash out any other stuff. We're going to continue. Hash out the African American Egyptian beef that we've heard so much about. No, well, just start one. Start one. White man created.

Why would you want us to beef? Okay, don't start one. But hash it out. All right. I appreciate you all. Thank you for allowing me to be. movie in the middle of the day blammy boys you're coming back

wait hit the blammy no I have a blammy pack too no it is it's a blammy there's nothing in there but twigs you got twigs in there pretzel stick in there it's a blamie that is not no

I'm tough too bro don't drop the goddamn blame you see it yeah I got it thank you uh huh that's dope conversation Adam this is why you're the goddamn

wizard that's a fact that's a goat he's a fucking goat That's the goat Even though he don't want me to say it You're gonna take that sugar cane? I'm gonna eat it It's very tempting

Do we have a knife In here? Do we have a knife? I'll cut it right now Get the blade, cut it I want to eat the sugar cane No, it's really good I want to fucking try

Big J-O No, it's really good I have to peece so bad Go pee, you good Oh, I will entertain the people I will cut the sugar can I'm ready about to try this shit No it's really good

You'll like it All right we're gonna fucking see So anyways people I can do this shit by my fucking self I had like a Karen Hit me up today Fuck those shit is I go out all the time

If you follow me you see my story and shit This white lady hits me up And she says Thank you for being the reason why Go ahead, Josh, just walking in here. It doesn't matter. This episode is not live. No, we're going to cut this part out anyway. We're going to cut this part out.

Also, okay, so I should wait until to tell my story. Tell your story. You should stay in here then, Josh. I'll listen to your story. All right, fuck it. But I want the people to hear it. I want them to hear it too. All right, cool. So, I go out all the time.

I went out last night. And this fucking lady sits there and DMs me this morning and says, mind you, she don't even fucking follow me thank you for being the reason why we have to shut down and businesses and all type of shit like i'm the goddamn covid fucking whatever and i sit there and try to ignore her because she does have a point i shouldn't be out i should be social distancing just like everybody else should be doing but i'm sitting there turned up and shit and she writes back like i'm going to

tell the mayor i'm going to tell the police i'm going to tell the higher ups of instagram about what you're doing so I wrote her back and I said suck a dick I said suck a fat dick and hope you get COVID in your titty what is it good slide me a piece we just eating sugar cane is it good yeah like you know my mom's like an immigrant immigrant so she used to bring this in the house all the time let's see it's so good How long have been on board? Should we keep going? You want to keep going?

What? Let me tell you. We're going to end it. We're going to end it like this. I don't like how it is this. No, no, no. You're just supposed to suck it. You're not supposed to actually chew it.

Oh, I keep biting. Yeah, yeah. No, just I eat it because I'm used to it. But like, you guys, yeah. Yeah, fuck this. Okay, your weekend. How was it? you demon no listen i said today somebody seen my fucking story about everybody's calling her karen

she says thank you for being the reason why l a has to be shut down and restaurants have to be closed like i'm the fucking covid monkey or something giving it out to everybody or something you know what i'm saying don't call yourself a monkey i'm not no i'm just sitting there saying this is how i think she's sitting there trying to tell to me. And I tried to ignore her because she has a point. We should be social distancing and shit like that. And then I posted it on my story. And she said, yeah, it's funny.

It's on your story. She said, I'm going to contact the police, the Instagram higher-ups. She said she's going to contact the governor and everything about me. So I told her, suck a fat dig. Right. And I hope you get COVID in your titty. Just the titty, though? I don't care where she did it.

Okay. I actually didn't mean that. but it's like, bitch, don't hit me up. I mean, respectfully. I ain't running for a goddamn office, kid. Respectfully, though. You are out here. Wachlin, you're out, like, every day.

You are out every day. I am out every day. So how the fuck are you going to sit there saying to you? No, no, no, but I'm in, like, closed environments. Like, I'm in the house. I'm at a friend's house. I'm in my house. Girl.

Boy. And you swap and spit with people, ain't you? People whose name I forget. Yeah. See? You're right. You know what? You have a better chance of passing COVID out than I do.

No, that's not a fact. It's not a fact because I'm getting tested. Hmm. Why are you getting tested for? COVID. Oh, let's just get STD. Those two. Guys, normalize getting STD test.

It's normal. It doesn't make you weird. It makes you responsible. It makes it questionable if the person thinks you're weird for getting tested. Who would think that someone's weird for getting tested? No, because people will be like, oh, you have something. I told you it's good. Oh, God.

People will say what? Continue? People will say like, oh, do you have something? No, why don't have to have something to get tested? Why can't I just know for myself? If you're fucking, you should get tested. Yeah, exactly. Especially unprotected. Yeah, exactly.

That's the point. That's good, yeah, I'm proud of you. Come on, I'm responsible out here, okay? We don't take this health lightly. But you drink and drive? Huh? I don't drink and drive shit. I have a DUI.

I learn my lesson. You see me in here, Josh. I take my classes. I take my classes on the line in between blog posts, I'm responsible. I'm getting right. I'm good. I'm proud of you.

Okay. Maybe I need to take your, oops, oops. I mean, do you drive drunk? No. So, what's your problem? I'm taking shit. I'm taking shit seriously now. I think that's good, though, Josh.

It's a good episode. Well, this was episode eight, I believe. Hey, yeah, we're wishing everybody a happy Thanksgiving. It's tomorrow. It's tomorrow. Tune in next week. Guys, to an end to my live performance on the 26th. Of your friendsgiving?

Yes, I'm going to be drunk as fuck. Am I invited? Yeah, you can come. Anybody can go. I swear. The only reason I haven't been lit. He doesn't invite me nowhere. No, you don't invite me nowhere.

I'm not cool enough. And it's cool. You know what I'm saying? You are cool enough. You want to come out with us? Yes. High five. But, guys, the only reason I haven't been lit lately is because I've been preparing my liver for

Friendsgiving. So. I don't believe in Thanksgiving. Why? Just stupid. It's not stupid. None of us have our family around, so we might as well

just lean on each other and... I have my family around. Oh, I don't. I'll be your family, Yazzie. Do I have a dad? Is that what that means? Yazzie's mom. Shout out to my mom, by the way.

Asi's mom, I love you. Guys, if my mom's in your DMs, please ignore her. God, she's such a treash. If she's in your DMs, go for it. Just embarrass him. It's very upset that future as a new girlfriend. She's in shambles about it, actually. She calls me.

Does she like me? She's like, oh my God, A.D. would be the perfect step that. He would fit in really well with our family. We have similar personalities. I was like, yeah, your challenge. So is he. So, yeah, you might be able to bag my mom. I'm not going to lie.

If that is what you're working towards, you might be able to. Answer that DM. You're not going to feel a certain type of way? No. that I can, like, tell you to go to your room or something? No. Just imagine. No.

Wait, wait. Let's just say, hypothetically speaking. You at the house. Okay. And your mother says there's someone I want you to meet. She wouldn't say that. And she introduces a motherfucker fucking D. I would actually pass out.

And you're watching TV. I'm not going to lie to you. And you hear your mom moaning in that room? No, I'm not going to lie to you. I would really deck you in your face. Why? You just damn you my gracious. front of the camera.

Yeah, but like, if I hear my mom moaning in the room, I'm gonna just be like, oh. I'm for sure going to make your mom. I'm gonna be like, AD, just doesn't, respectfully. He doesn't respect me and we're coworkers, co-hosts, and pals. That shouldn't like fuck up our business relationship. No, it would. Because I'm hitting your moms. You're hitting my moms.

Can I hit your moms? Yes, if you would be mad? Would you be mad if I ate your mom's, was he? No. Yeah, you would. Why would I be mad? You would. If you was eating my mom out, why would I be mad?

That's what my mama wanted to do. She's a grown woman. Josh, do you think that I would be overreacting if I felt away that AD was smashing my mom's? You pimper out all the time. I don't pimper out. You definitely pimper your mom. I don't pimper your mom. I don't pimp you out.

Yes, you do. You pose demon time. I'm just letting you know what it comes with. So if your mama wanted a young, beautiful black man in her fucking life, let her be great. I'm going to let her be great. Why would you? Why would you be upset about this? Because she took my celebrity crush already.

We've, no. Future! This is the second time. No, future. Okay. But why would it be so wrong? Because we work together. Like, imagine you telling me to go to my room.

What if I quit the show and I just started, like, messing with your mom? That would be insane. I'm not going to lie. Would it be cool then? Josh, is it for me. I'm irresponsible. Episode 8. So.

I think it was cool, but. We're gonna leave it like that. This is at the end of the day with A.D. and Yazi, this is episode 8. Happy Thanksgiving to everybody. When you watch this motherfucker tune in to us next week. Unless Yazzi's mom throws me the goonies. Oh, my God, goodbye.