No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 82 w/ The Roast Me Cast

Episode Date: April 28, 2022

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Curse. We live. Tony Good, the building! Everybody thought I wasn't going to come. I wasn't going to come. I thought I wasn't going to make it, bro. I was way too damn far. I was like, it's either this place or this place,

and I picked at the, you know what I'm saying? At the end of the day, no jump-as-you-should. You know what I'm saying? As I should. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Don't worry about nothing.

Do no. Hey, we got my guy, Kim Marsh on the building. We're going to have some of the guys from Roast Me. If you ain't seen Roast Me, man. It's the fun. of stuff right now. I just did it today. I told the guys they could come over here. You know what I'm saying?

Was the craziest joke to hit to it? I don't know. They said some stuff. About you? Yeah. All right. Well, look, since he's telling jokes, man. Hold on. Oh, it's air in an hour. Oh, it's air in an hour.

Oh, it's airing an hour. All right. Since he's telling jokes, tell him to tell some jokes. Matter of fact, bring up that meme because of me dancing. That was hard, though. That was hard. Brody. I know.

I like the other one. He was dancing with your homie. Oh, at the end of the day. Oh, yeah. Before we do that, man, right now, at the end of the day, merch is up for pre-order. Make sure y'all order right now. That's fire.

Fire! Shop A-T-E-O-T-D, you know what I'm saying? You already know what's the deal. This shirt. Right here. Oh, that's a baby picture. Yeah. That shirt will be available.

If you're going to the show, that show will be available at the show. And the rest of this shit, y'all can pre-order right now on the website. Let's do it. You see, he put himself in the middle bigger than everybody. With the heart of...

He said, he said, I would get that. You got a turtle leg or neckwreck? Hey, look at him. Hey, you better not roast with my baby picture. I'm me on your head. I don't know you can. Hey!

No. Give him one right now. He looked like a left pussy lip. You build like a charger. This nigga looked like Little Phip from Lambie for Tons. Yeah, let's do it. How bad was it out there? But I know how bad was it?

Like, for what? For me? You got you? I did good. You did good? He came out swinging. I came out swinging. What was he swinging?

The Nick was backstage pacing, though. He was like. He had that little bit. Nick was nervous, man. He didn't know. He thought I was his friend. As soon as he sat in the hospital, I was shrieg-

He was like, Nick, you look like, I said, no. But he did good, he did good. That's a different type of like bagging, bro. I can't bag like that. That shit is crazy.

You got to be able to think like right then and there. No, no. Yeah, like some wild shit. And everybody get quiet too. So if you bomb, it's like, ugh. It's nasty.

It's a part of comedy, though. Bombing is part of comedy. You don't think so? Yeah. Yeah, 100%. Which, how many years have you been doing it? Five years now. Hey, Josh bring up that meme, cuz.

Pull it up. That Josh is fucking. No jump up memes. Nah, brother, meme. Wasn't it? My brother, meme, I sent today about you rapping at me. Oh, shit. Adam is gone.

We're going to break all the podcast rules this rest of this week. It's not this one, is it? Nah. This is not. This ain't it, I don't think. I like that one when you was dancing, bro. You and your homie. Y'all was getting off.

Oh, he was. That's my boy, Floyd. Shout out my boy Floyd, niggins. Y'all was getting up. We had to do something for Wassami Kwan, and he was doing all the L.A. dances, and he did the Hoover Stomp. That's why we did that.

He was saying that shit was different. That's why we did that one. They put it to the Iggy song. That's funny. I thought it was on jumping memes. Yeah, I thought it was. Oh, they're me looking like ninja right there. It came to that far.

long. It definitely ain't. No, no. Go back to no jumping means. I don't know. They did the OG suicide means too. They make me for everything, bro. Do you y'all still thinking somebody in the office? Nah, I don't know. Niggins is too busy.

I don't know. That shit is funny, though. Hey, click on that one T-Roe. Oh, there, go down. Go down. There go. There go. Right there. Look, look at this stupid ass. Oh, hey, you thought you were swagger to her. Can't say nothing. That nigga looked like a pirate.

It's shit tied on his neck and a bucket hat. Oh, man. Was that tiger hat? That was my motherfucker hat, man. We don't speak about that guy. Oh, my bad, my bad. I mean, Tigger. It's not allowed.

It's not allowed. It's allowed today. That thing is got jokes. Fuck you talking about. We can't talk about any of the underage girls here. Oh. Is that too bad? No.

Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, you can do what you want to do. Nicky tried to Will Smith me. Yeah, my. How do you feel about that, though? You feel like as a comedian jokes is like off? Bro, that shit is wrong. Ain't that an off like for you?

Nah, I mean, when it comes to comedy, you could do whatever. See? So, do you feel like it too far? No, I mean, if somebody talked about my wife and I feel like it was over, then I'm going to slap them too. But in the same aspect, you got to be ready for what's going to come. You know what I mean? Chris Rock could have slapped him back.

You got to be ready, but he shouldn't have did it, honestly. He should have not slapped them. Nah. See? Because he was dying laughing, so it made it give mixed signals. You know what I'm going to be like, bro. He did laugh. He said, no.

He said, no. He didn't tell him. I'm like, I get it. It's your wife. Get at him. But don't go slapping him on now To hollating him backstage Yeah, yeah

See, the way you went about it Nobody ever gonna fuck with him the thing And then when I watch it I'm like I probably would have slapped my nigga too To keep it real Yeah but then his wife's gonna go on next week Talking about I didn't need no protection In front of everybody like that

Yeah it oversigned You know what he had going on Damn And that's his first Oscar It's 50-50 though It's 50-50 for show It's 50-50 Yeah

What if he didn't do nothing about it How do his wife would have? She still didn't want the protection He could have waited backstage And did the same chance Exactly, but she, bro, she's... I was going to say, that one. What's you about saying?

Do like you, behind the scenes. Hey, what's a good one? I don't even want to get into that shit, but I ain't go eat Chinese food for a week. Oh! Because, look, I feel like... I can't do it. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

He karate kicked you fuck, no. Hey, that's what I heard. Hey, hey, if a thing can kick in the fight, bro, you're in trouble. I feel like this thing is. A.D. got a guess on because he didn't want us to come on here and talk about this damn fight. I know, China Mac sucks you, because. I've been talking about it back in the floor, man.

He's just stupid. He's a shit. That's what I heard. Yeah, he for show got you. Nah, nigga, you had to do your thing. You know what I'm thinking. You bigger than him. You bite him.

And then that's why he got the shit on his back. You know what I'm saying? At this point, that thing is Chinamack ain't even tiny. He ain't even Asian, good. That nigg is black and messy. That nigga, that nigga, that thing, that thing, that thing, that thing, that Fucked your ass up. They got it.

Hey, that shit had me, Dad, they did, was like, yeah, look at these knuckles. They were looking on that motherfuckers. I still, bro. I still got, I still got sores on this motherfuckers. They got dogs.

Yeah. That nigga bit your stupid ass. Hey, imagine if a nigga did that, like this. Hey, man, you know, niggas be crazy shit. That thing bit your hand for sure. If he bit my hand,

I gotta go. I ain't taken out. If he had bit your hand. If he had bit your hand. Fuck, no. That's your boy, you just want to change out with you? That's the funniest one, nigga. You better chill out.

He gonna roast you, boy. You gonna blaze your ass. Hey, don't this nigga look like Littlefoot from Lambie for a time? Well, you gotta be funny, nigga with that Gene Bneck on, man. Hey, yeah, put Craig in here. Come on, Craig. Come on, Craig. Hey, hey, you got to get this, Nick.

It ain't Craig. Come on, Craig. And they got the cross-color checks on, man. You didn't fucked up to you real. What's good. That's good. the jokes, thing. I don't know, man.

What's going on? What's going on, man? Nice to meet you. Yeah, that thing came here with a slushy, man. Hey, I'm in here with all for one. Nick, remember that group all for one? How'd I saw go, kid? Hell yeah.

Oh, man. What's going on y'all? They went. Hey, ready. I told them. I told them, this is coming. Bro, the phone's a low blow. You're like, hey, bro, they came here to make jokes on you.

I'm like, yeah. They ain't make jokes on this thing. Jake jokes on this thing because he came in here. You date that nigga fin to get on y'all. I just did this shit, bro.

That shit was fun, man. It was a ball. And keeping it a bugged every to the joke and you were like, damn, I don't know what to say after that. I ain't a lot. I was backstage.

I was like, oh, my God, they're going crazy over here. How y'all niggas hook up? This is odd, man. Me and him, me and him met a boy a local. Me and him met on fish.

We were both of kids. We were both. They're too. The body types don't match up. You know what I'm saying? How the fuck you made Chauvin'all? Y'all met at this niggas taco truck, you're like a character.

I don't know. I don't want to hear, but you're like a character off the barbershop. What the fuck out of here? Hey, let's see. With that 90s hair clean up. To Bill McKee's die. Give it up for the Southsiders rep. Hey, man.

You make me. My boy wouldn't line up with your boy. I know y'all would have like that. Oh, man. We have a ball in here. No jumper. This is legendary. Thank you.

It ain't like y'all'all. No, nigger. No, nigger, this shit, motherfucker. Yeah. Don't lie, motherfucker. You ain't gotta make us feel, can. Hey, you're gonna go like that. That nigga, I'm as a motherfucker.

Hey, man, the other thing around the industry like that. That's a fucking a week like a motherfucker. No, we're moving, though. The set don't be way better. Oh, that shit gonna be fly. Oh, y'all got some new shit coming. Yeah. some shit I like, y'all be having real gangbangers in this motherfucker.

All day. Like, I brought my pistol. I'm gonna let you know. I'm sure. But I ain't no buster. Nick, I beat up gangbangers sometimes. Oh, Sarka. No, hell no.

This is a real nigga right here. Hey, he really got beat up by China. Hey. Yeah, that nigga. China. Hey, that nigga. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, you got beat up by Tiger's background dance. You got to shut the hell up. You shut the hell up. And you got me up my heart disease, nigga. Oh,

you did. You did. You almost got you almost got diabetes. I almost checked out. He said diabetes. I didn't have diabetes. I didn't have diabetes.

What the hell? This is a high blood pressure diabetes, nigga. You on the answer, too. Shut up. Hey. I feel y'all work, though. Your niggas is dope, man.

I appreciate it. I like the freeway Rick interview you did. I liked the interview you did with, with, oh boy from the 60s. I thought that was real dope and groundbreaking. Thank you.

I feel everything y'all do. I'm a fan, man. So the fact that y'all had us on the show is a beautiful thing. Hey, man, I appreciate your overcoming. I've been watching y'all shit for like two years now. Okay, yeah, yeah, for sure. Y'all got to come on my show. I got a podcast on caffeine.

Come on. Yeah, every Monday is from 6 to 8. Hey, shit, did you ever make a joke, and you were like, damn, maybe I should have not said that shit. I might get slapped like Chris Rob. Yeah, I got a deaf thread off a joke. I got a deaf thread off a few jokes. Oh, yeah. I'm a dark comment.

He's dark comment. for sure. Oh, you saw you dark humor like you add them. I say shit that yeah, nigga, if you want to catch the fade, let's catch it there. Because I'm hard on me, so I just, you know, I said the joke saying, say it, say it. So a lot of niggas don't know. The real reason

that Tupac and Biggie was beefing is because Tupac got tired of Biggie being musty all the time. You know what I'm saying? And some niggas from Brooklyn. You got my inbox. Son, I'm going to kill you, son. They're going to cancel it right now. Hey, Mr. Cancellone, I like that. You know what I'm saying?

That's my nigga. That's my nigga. Gee. G Malone is a savage. I love that nigga. What was your take on the Chris Rock and Wilson's shit? Here's the thing. You can't tell another nigga how to protect this woman.

Right? That's one side of it. Then the other side is like, it's a few different ways you can look at it, right? So if you was there and you didn't help Chris, shut the fuck up. Nick, don't have an opinion if you're not going to activate when it's time to activate.

Then the second thing is, If Chris, if the nigger, if you step in and help Chris and then, damn, I lost my turn and thought, I'm high as a motherfucker. If you step in and help Chris and you whoop and you whoop will, then now Jada is your bitch. You feel what I'm saying? You know what I mean? So it's like when a nigga, when you're dealing with matters of the heart, you got to lead that between the parties involved because he wouldn't have died for that, bro. Then the other hand on it, the other side of it is this, as a man, you're responsible. for your emotions.

So if you let another man get you out of your emotional element, you really are the bitch in that, in that situation. He let a guy named Josh get him out of his emotions. Is that right? I was going to fuck this thing and Josh up, too. I'm like, Josh got to be fucked. Is that right? Who was y'all about to fight over?

I met that nigga at Ross one day, you know what I'm saying? His limo wasn't ready for all time. He was like, why ain't wearing fake Raider jersey? I told him that thing he had a jee fucking And they got on the San Bernardino. He was that Ross, too, you know what I'm saying? He got the 1,000 on us Ross. Then you got the whole fit on, nigga, you know what I'm saying?

And they got a San Bernardini. And they got on the San Bernardino Raiders jersey. And he's like a little lead coach, nigger coming in mad. And my fuck on a crap, man. Yeah, man. I love it. You dick is still tight, man.

Some of the jokes, they go off the bat like this, this, nigga, rolling weed. I'm saying, eating vegan pussy. That nigga got a blunt tooth, if he split the bloods with it. They got a blood tube. Nick. Don't smoke that, motherfucker.

Get on me, nigga. Get the motherfucker. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Craig, like a Bible salesman out. Hey, hey.

I don't want to hear a motherfucker. He's divorced. This is it. This niggins tried to walk off a black front too. Maybe if I walk off ain't nobody gonna notice it. This nigga, too. Hey, put that motherfucker's shoe up the table. Oh, man, let the big see that's all right.

Hey, man, I know you do comedy at the Haha Club, man. Craig really told me the clown. He took the makeup off on this motherfucker. Oh, yeah, we in this. We in this. We ain't got the living colors, though, huh. He ain't got the living colors. He said the living colors.

They're living colors, though. Then you don't get your pork margarita drinking ass to fuck off the set. Hey, Craig. Hey, Craig. Oh, Craig. Craig mad because you know, like, he used to be married to Queen Latifah. Oh. Oh, that's a nigga.

That nigga, I cost you one. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, that shit funny. Y'all niggas funny. Okay, we all. I said, bro. We're warming up. We're warming up.

Damn, I'm all right. We're warming up. We can't do this shit. You said what? Bring boo in. Let's bring boo in. We do a shit. Where a Boo Koppone there?

Oh, he went to the car. Everybody, never, right? Yeah. Let's running, man. You like gangbangers? You want to speak about some gang politics? Oh, man, here's your thing, man. So I'm from Pasadena all day long.

Okay. You're in Delvon? I ain't from Denver Lane, but I grew up in the Denver Lane. So you're from Lemberland. Not at all. You affiliated my association, brother. Yeah, yeah. You were a Diverland Jehovah Witness?

No, man. All the niggas lie skin, too. For sure, and so. But my family everywhere, Watts, South Central, Detroit, Michigan. So I've lived in Detroit. I've lived in Watts. I lived in Pasadena. So I got a chance to see the niggas is the same everywhere.

So I don't really don't try to, I don't fall under no gang politics. I understand the culture and I respect it. And I love the brothers involved with the struggle. but I think our minds should be past that by now, you know what I'm saying? But I don't see nothing wrong with it because it's survival. You know what I'm saying? And the number one rule is self-preservation. So whatever you got to do to live to see that next day, I don't condemn you for that at all.

But at some point, as a man, you've got to stand on your own, too. Thanks for the advice, Dr. Umar. You're right, Dr. Umar. Dr. Umar didn't. Thank you, thank you. Oh, fuck. Dr. Uwobar with the 24-hour

fitness, Dick, Red fish blue men. Nicknack, patty wag, give a dog a bone. That's funny in the moment. Hey.

Oh, shit. Oh, man. That's crazy. 88 all the fish in his fist tank. Nick, ain't anything but rocks in that motherfucker. And baby turtles,

nigga. You got a baby turtle which was set painting on the bag of the moment. Your grandma co-wrote, Baby Shark. Damn. What you're doing in that little iPad, man?

How do you prepare? No, I'm just sitting. Hey, but I'm saying like, how do you put? That's a cell phone. Hey, he can only talk to us on Wi-Fi. You got to go to Starbucks to communicate with everybody. Hold on a right to 10 minutes. There's a Wi-Fi.

Hey, let me take a picture. Let me take a picture. Let me take a picture with my daughter. Hold on, that's hilarious. No, but how do you prepare for comedy? I always wanted to know that shit. Well, I'm a picture. I mean, shit, this is one of the ways you prepare.

You roast with niggas and see what the thought is on you. You take your everyday life. For me, you know what I'm saying? It's a process. I try to talk about shit I've been through and I try to make my comedy like 70% real, 30% imagination. So I'll take a real scenario I've been to and just kind of stretch it out and have fun with it, you know?

It's real similar to rapping, except this is the difference because I'm an AMC first. You know what I'm saying? I'm about to drop my seventh album, right? At one point I was just the rapper. Don't nobody give a fuck. We had 10 million streams on chill with us. We got seven albums that, niggins on seven-hundred records, nigga.

Ain't nobody listening to that shit. You crazy. Hey, this thing. I'm seven album in, though, for real. For real. Hey, hey, what's your favorite song by my boy? Oh, man, several. Don't even worry about it.

This nigga took a hit in the place. Hey. Yeah, we know your rapper, dick. What's your favorite song? I don't listen to this nigga. He dressed like a South Sider, this nigga dressed like a straight south siding, dude. No, but, yeah, I dropped the album called Chill Withers.

It's at 10 million streams and stand-up and music, you know what I'm saying? That's more than AD? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I got to chew. Yeah.

Yeah. But yeah, so, so what was the question, Nick? What was the question? You're too fine, huh? Yeah, it was, how do you prepare for comedy, but your time is up, my boy? When you start teaching seventh grade? You all have a good one. You all have a good one.

Get your Ravens, Simone, Bill Kempast. That thing you do got the white person, no. That thing you have to get a nose. He left you. They called that dica ravenson mall. That motherfucker, you know, like he's lying back in Korea. You know he can see the future for show. Y'all give up for a homeless pun.

You get your big pun, look, an ass. Hold on, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, wait. Hold on, hot chow. That nigger arrived at a taco truck. We love. Remember the nigga that got the lost his foot In roots of the

On good times Niggum, it broke his legs That's in the C-C-Morffey How old is you? It's 22 Hey, Lupe Get your motherfucker This is

Where's Crip Mac? That's Lupe Can I put him Yeah Hey, I don't fuck with Critback Crip back The fuck with me I don't fuck with Crimack

I'm gonna fuck with Crimack Man, you don't like Tiro's that left I don't fucking with Crimack Lupac Loubrae, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Your eyes is falling out.

Your eyes is falling out. Hey, they didn't catch the eyes. That's great. That, hey, this thing is. I want to hear you. You shut up. You shut up. You look like you.

You killed a white person at a writer's game. Not even. Not even, holy. Not even. Wette. Wette. Greiggo. You could kill some people at some women.

Some women. The Brainerdames, motherfucker. You look like a mess in our shells. Shut on, you and too well got the same teeth. He gonna shake my hands and got to be covered. I'm there, y'all, man. Y'all look like Cyprus Hill. How can that just kill a man?

How can that just kill him, man? How can that just kill him, man? Get your sit dog, look at that ass up. What's up, man? What we doing? Hey, Grandpa. What we're doing? What we're doing?

What we're doing? I know, man. He's got a Takate, a ditty in his mother-old. I can't imagine us to be around some baskets. I'm around some of the kids. You got to have a key case. You're like blackie on three?

That big kid looked like blackie. Mama Wilde. Look at me. Grandpa looking at us. That big a big dude is like the last. I bought a good one, niggas. I'm on a good one. I'm on a good one.

I'm on a gullible. I ain't bloomed on all that dance. Ah, niggins need some bikes. Hey, hey, we're gonna keep us to an, oh yeah, come on. Let me say something. Let's go and let's spit it up. Hey, come, bro, come on. Come on, little DeValle.

Get your ass over here. I'm living my best life. I ain't got time. That thing is like a baby my best son. You're like a Oh, you're fucking shit. Wow, you think it's like an abuse, auntie. That nigga looks old and young.

I don't know. You look older and young. You're baby young and for sure. That nigga looked like a Jamaican bed bud. You got the Benjamin Bunny disease. I thought some more niggas is coming. That nigga can stand under this chair. Oh, that was bad.

Hey, man, fuck it. We can do it like this then. Yeah. Hey, give me a chair right there. I'll share that bike, biggie. We can go. Hey, hey, hey, hold on. We'll fuck y'all up.

Hold on. Let me live. Let me land. Let me land. Let me land. My nigga did this shit tonight. Today. He did.

That nigga did on the show. I don't roast me. I'm a lying, Brent. Hey, hey, no, my nigga did. Everybody don't make it. That shit was bad? And this is the, no, he did this thing. This is the goat.

Craig Smith is the goat. Roast me, especially in that motherfucking crash room. That Nick Craig told a nigga with no legs, said, you got beat up by Muggy on crutches. Oh, my God. No, you need another chair, Cud. You need another chair. Where you at?

Come on here. So we're going to get you on one with. There it go. AD got you one. That ain't with us for me. Oh, good. I'm good on the same for you. Block it, bad.

That nigga bitch just drink green juices every. Do I need this? No, no, you don't need it. Yeah, my... Niggas, get it ready too. No, because I can hear you better. The ears is dead. That's bad.

That's not me. Hey, nigger. A niggerx, and get fatter. Oh. Oh. You're like a fat boy reunion. You're like a ghetto Jafar. And a sweet in the midst of pocket.

You know like Jayrock if you didn't get signed by Titi? You know like a Spanish koala beer. What are you assigned, man? What are you assigned, man? Oh shit That nigga like he had to eat tap of tea off of pussy Damn That nigga looked like a meskin rerun

Yeah You're gonna eat some heat Then you shove it's some heat It's just some bag It's the lettuce you can get them You shut your spades Stop looking at me like that That's funny

This dude retarly What he's funny as fuck I ain't a lie He's from Africa. Hey, he got to do it. What? The show. Don't you talk, little bow, wow.

Hey, how's it? When he done swimming with mine, let me hold you. Y'all get up for Cardi B, Mama. Give it up for Fat Jose. He waited for people to leave at the restaurant and finish their food, man. That nigga carjacked a taco truck

That niggins Hey You're fat ass swam in the parkwood Hey He lost his thumbs in the pot of That niggins got That nigg got ketchup stays on his wallet Out of his turn versus one

You know, no one You switch your AC to hot mustard Man Biggin' blood type of is hot sauce. You're a mascot for Swish or Sweets. You look like Medea with her dress off.

Hey, you had your first date at a hotel buffet. You look like a tough-ass a... Oh, you know, a lot. I'm on dope. I'm on shirm. Tiger is that

Tiger Woods. You look like a tough Tiger Woods, daddy. That's what I'm trying to say, man. God damn. Y'all give it up for the foo schnickers. The foo shnickers.

Did this nigga do good? He did well. Y'all all would do well, actually. All right. These things are taking license and a nigga to start sucking some dick. Listen. And I fuck this, fuck, Eddie. Let me tell you.

A.D. Did he do this type? But see, I didn't know. Hey, Maxine Waters. Shut the fuck up. Hey, that nigga dressed like kid rock. Lick, what the fuck are you? Man, y'all be there for Warren.

You got that new-ass Afro lined up. Y'all get up for Warren G. That nigga like a gangbaker ant. That nigga looked that nigga looked like a That nigga looked like a Crip Calipillar. That nigga

That was insane. He's a crick caper. We love you. You You, uh, uh, uh, you're looking like the old-outout pug. My,

my, my, You got dementia, man. You better chill out. That nigga for Halloween, you would dress up like a piata. This nigga bite mark looked like curse of Wright. So you're gay man, nigga? We're going to rank that, boo.

What's that, dude? Yeah. Oh, you put on. I ain't never stuck. You pulled a rag out of a black. That thing is from Pashton, too. Now, I'm blackstone. Good.

Oh, that shook-knit-knit-knit-up. You know what it is. That man, who shook-lawed-whipped your ass before. Hey, they put niggas on at the compilessing on. Y'all get up for a black vampire. Black killer. I came through. This niggas a brick piece of blood and a crib.

You can do that. Yeah. But the thing is, I love you. You did your thing, man. I think you. I appreciate it. Y'all look like some homeless softball people. homeless softball players. Swing in the breath.

Wow. Boom, you got golf balls. Hit it like a pug. Lupet. Where's Crip back? Lupet? I'm gonna get y'all your flowers, me y'all do y'all sit there.

Now, this should be fun. I know you've been telling jokes. I don't follow you guys. I don't know who you are. But thank you. I never met. I never seen anything's going on. Well, I've seen them james and them earrings.

in the beauty supply. Not the watch. Not to watch. Oh, my that's got to watch. Hey, man, I've been doing. Hey, got us watching KFC. All real spit, I told me and AD, we met a game.

Was that game birthday party? Yeah. Oh, you were like, hey. No, no. Oh, no. Hey, D. Tell him how he met you when he came to you to the club. What did you tell you?

He was like, Andy, I fuck with you blood. I was like, who is old ass nigga baking off me? No, Add, because, hey, thing I didn't know. And we talked about it today. At the spot, nigga, I got the juice. That was one of my

favorite shits that I would hear on a radio time and time. I didn't know. Mac 10 did it? Swinging to miss. But fucking, that was a bag. That was a bag.

But, yeah, that's real, bro. And I'm fucking with y'all. man, we all support, like y'all support everybody can't say, man, keep doing what y'all doing, bro. He's drunk. He's not. He's about to talk.

You got home for that he drunk and party with it. And they went for telling you jokes to be to cry. I just want to let you know why I go. They're going to make his hold hands to the two by you guys. This the little is. He's like with them old ass things

to be in the fucking clubhouse of whack. Mr. Who y'all tried? Nah. I started comedy. I was the first before T. I did doing gangster rap, then I moved over to the comedy. But it took me 20 years, really, to get it right.

Why it sounded like your fucking nose stuff, man? These niggas just want a bag. They're not interested in. Nah, this nigga looked like a tire. You never went to the puberty. You got a tire t-shirt on, man. It's a pro club. They're from your day.

Hey, when you pass out and die, they're going to have to cut you out that pro club. Hey, hey, when he's been out of tires, too, and come up and see those little dogs. Matt I don't want to hear it. Take off your hat. No fat ass. We'll take your hat off. You want me?

Take it off. I got to hear you. Oh! Oh, that's not that bad. It's not that bad. Yeah, he was ready. Yeah, he said it's not bad. You have your neck at all.

So how many albums you came out with? Well, we did to West Sock and I was signed with Icefield, Mac 10. You know what I'm saying? We did a movie call. You, like, I missed you. I ain't, I mean, 50. Bro. You must have a father.

I didn't see you in the death seat, girl. He 50. You're all with Jeff Kuh. No, no, but... He's 50. No, no. No, no. No, he was the first nigga ice cube sign.

The first one? He signed ice cube. You didn't hear the first mixtape called the Under Round Railroad? Yeah. But no, you were signed to West Hardin connection for real? Yeah. What? He was signed the hoopbanger.

He was signed the hoopbanger. Lock the ring. We need to see the head in his 20s. You. You ever seen the, yeah. All right, he and the video. Hey, let me land. Hold on, hold on.

Hello, hold on. If anybody ain't did nothing, let me land, you ain't got no ground? Listen, you ever seen the movie Thicking in Water? Y'all might be too young for that. With Fat Joe, we stopped the East Coast West. Yeah, think of water. But the movie, we did all that, man. The fuck what I did, that's roast.

King and tell me what this was. Can't tell me what this was. I've seen that shit in water. That's Ross. That's Ross. I was supposed to try to roast, man. I did. This was a setup right here.

I mean, they tried the back doors, niggas. But we made it through. Damn, bro, we got set up to it. Hey, D came up to me and was like, hey, boy, they're comedians. They're ready. I'm like, motherfucker, you ain't tell us. Y'all niggas funny, man.

You was a comedian. Yeah, I am, but y'all have been doing it for way longer. That got it up for Fluffy. That was bad. Give it up for Kyle Williams' voice. You know what he knows for? Eat gummy bear salsa. It's just a joke.

The jokes are you here when you're the only Mexican on the table. That nigger. What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? What's his name? You say he was a comedian. That's why they don't know you.

What's my nigga name? Duna. I don't want to hear. You know like you was born in Tony Island. Put the burger on the phone. That d' that nigga. Your hood name is Tapatillo. O.G. Tapatio, Holmes.

Not even. Not even. Every time this nigga blow a kiss, he spit out a tooth. Oh, shit. Another one. Oh, that, bro, look at them over there. Be the cheerleader to the white, man. That was funny.

That was good. If you reach your hand again, you have a heart attack. You fat fuck. I don't want to hear you sign on you in your debt bed right now. I'm going, young bludge. I'm dying. Man they got naked pictures of the 18 streets. Shut up, you got naked picture of Suknight.

You're from Hazard. Hot dogs. That was bad. You used to kiss Suk Knight back in the day. We used to go deliver CDs for Shook Night. You looked like MacTan, niece. A.D. got cartoon teeth in his mouth. Hey, Craig built like a used car salesman.

That nigga AD looked like Chris Brown and Heavy D had a baby. When y'all thought y'all was coming here, y'all thought y'all's a nigga interview? No, we didn't think we was going to see you, the twins from Long Beach. We didn't go to see your little easy-eat-old. We on your ass, nigger. Boo, how are dinosaurs? Not that, my mind.

Not the what? And he went to Gotham City to get his teeth done. Is that Batman coming out? When AD got his first check, he threw it at the bank and they gave him some teeth. And that nigga teeth came with a laugh. Hey, hey, that nigga ain't this. If he's mean, he'll stab himself in a chest. I know that's my husband.

I know that's my homie, but when you smile, When you get a new team, you got a smile. Hey, A.D. Ken got 18 baby teeth. Hey, y'all's rid of a wolfman Jack. That's a black wolfman. Y'all right. That nigga Craig looked like the red lobster cheddar biscuits.

I told you. Craig Tyler Perry's thund double. That nigga blood type is potato salad. You look like you miss being homeless. But stop paying my bill a second. back out on the street. I want to get back out on the street. I don't want to be off the street. I want to be on the street. He's like a part pimp. And they got a two-story who's mansion. They go, I'm scared roll.

Hey, hey, Nick, too. We're an elevator. Hold on. Let me land. Let me land. That they got an Airbnb bunk beds. I'm gonna get these bunk beds air bimabee. That thing is like he swam here. I am a good swimmer. He's a good swimmer. He's a jailer-lawful. bitch and then cried to them. What, your hood? What your hood?

Your hood name is belly flop. Man, you know, like you like... By the time. Let's go. Let's go. Belly flop. Fuck you, dick. Man, you look like you left your kids.

Y'all be, y'all fuck with the wrong one. By the time you sit in the bathtub, ain't no more water in. This nigga do no... Hey, this nigga do no. deep his blood and garg butter. I don't want to hear keep being in the background, bitch.

I don't want to hear. You don't fucking counselor at the rec center. You can't sit on this. You can't sit on this. You cannot have to sit on here. Hey, kid the mascot for child support. Hold on. Hey, it needs to be on a WIC coupon like this.

Hey, Teebill. Hey, y'all get up for Kid Frosty. What? Frosty cake? Kid Frosty. That nigga put it. on the other side you have roll over minutes that did not his family deported I don't want to get a scholarship to fat camp I don't want to hear it I don't want to

hey his hood name is with cheese I don't want to hear bro turn around to something that lady take the sugar out your tongue I don't want to hear it. Man, you got fake braids on. You got real fat on. Real tini's, real tini's on. You go to church wearing a fat suit. That ditty on the thigh spot.

This nigginsig like he beat his meat and spank his booty. You mean he jack off looking his ass in the mirror. When he called me, when he called me, yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. When he nutty, he put it in his pocket and take it to work with him. That man got dogfish. I got my kids with me today.

I love you. I got my kids with it. I don't want to hear, bro. You look like you used to get bullied by all the dark kids. That's why you got bullied. He's He's still a house nigga in 2022 You're not Frank Pinch of Bellow

You look like a pocket Samoan A bully This is a bully Samoan right there This is a Samoan Frickship This is a Samoan Frickson This nigga both feet both ways Hey Hey boy that nigga a bully Samoan guy

Hey what's your name? This man This is no Do no, do no Do no Dudeo. Nah, fuck. Hey, that was so.

Oh, my. Do you know about a boo-ya tribe. I fucked it up. You know he should have been in the Cripax life. That did. They all came together. Listen, that day got a boo-ya tribe lunch pill. What?

This niggas. Lucas. He had a wet dream about a nacho bell grande. Yeah. That nigga rid of room at the Taco Bill. I don't understand you. Where y'all left him in Puerto Rico? Look at your old dad.

I know you used to be a woman. Drink that, Sierra. That nigga looked like a Ukrainian meskin. Ukraine. That was good. Man. We got to fuck with that. Who's winning?

Ain't nobody winning. Fuck all that. I don't do that. No. I'm going to tell you. You don't remember shit, boo. I don't. Y'all niggas funny, man.

You're fucking charred, man. Can we interview y'all on your shit? Yeah, that's that white man talking. I want to interview little nitty. White man. Can we interview you? That's that living in paint. Y'all niggas been doing shit.

I don't want to interview nobody. You know the line, bro. You got a little YouTube. Dude, it's been. Y'all. Yeah, you live behind Sorrel, huh? Y'all niggas been doing some groundbreaking work, bro. Too little.

And the shit that you on, that's on your mind, you might fuck around and win some type of award one day if you keep pressing that line because it's some very, it takes hard to do what you've been doing lately. That's real. That ain't no regular shit, my nigga. And Nick Craig got that DJ Envy swag.

Oh, yeah. I'll walk your dog shit out of DJ Envy. Make your bitch come. But that's been some groundbreaking shit, bro, and I don't know if any other niggas have gotten at you, but I said, if I ever meet you, I was going to shake your hand and give you that, bro. That's some real shit, man.

Shake his hand. Yeah, man. Real spit, though, man. Yeah, good shit, man. You know, real spit, man. Love and respect, man. I don't know if Adam wants this shit, but no jumper, the best shit y'all can do is get the easy. Five. You know that fuck up.

He's breaking the rules while he's out of town. Oh, yeah. He's like, this. You don't get your mic drunk. Hey, Ad, this man got an Adam 22 Bible. I know everything about it. The book of porn. I know he got the first tattoo.

How y'all hook up with Adam? This nigga terrified of a diamond tester. Thanks. He was going to do porn when he first. Oh, no. Now, they said they seen a white man and put their head down. Y'all touring yet? Oh, our first show on May 6.

Monday. On Monday. At the L. Already did it. Yeah. Yeah, I just did the day, too. I'll be touring with my podcast.

That's the best thing you could do. That's just fun, right? Hell yeah. Yeah. May 2nd at the L. You're trying out, too. Already?

You remember the L. Ray. You created that shit. No, they set their L.Rae down. They set the L. Ray down. No, I'm talking about back in the day. At the party.

Sharp, you know what I'm saying? You're doing different segments? Yeah, like the different shows and shit? Hey, can I tell you about what happened when shit at the SoulTron Awards and we were at the L-R-ray. Shut up, you new niggas. Blood, you new niggas, I'm telling a real story. You new niggas, blood. That's why I was talking about what you're talking about.

That's when you were dating Lady in Rage. I brought up six stuff from my Afro Pups. Yay! That's funny, that's funny. That's funny. Hey, Warren G. Hey, Warren G. He was fucking,

Had to regulate. You know what that's probably. They're not going to fucking Jada before Tupac. Hey. That's sick, though, to know that you niggas is looking at us, man, because DC Young Fly, Tico Bean, and Carlos Miller said the same shit. And it's just like sick for other people to be looking at us and recognize what we're doing. We don't even be trying to be recognized.

We just be up here just going up. You know your ass want to be recognized. But it ain't. He made that flyers big as them. Look, look. He only want to make the merch He big as big as big as in there. And that they did a pinata party.

He said, beat me. Beat me. No, for real, though. That's how. Ad, he said something about Rosalie on the show. And that's how I'm watching it. I'm going to tell them, man. At game birthday point.

And I've been watching y'all for like two years. But guess what? Like every episode constantly. Yeah, I think you did. Ad. Nice to see Craig in the gym. I'm like, I can talk to this. man he over there that's what he made

he said hey D he said hey D he said White on black people He said me Why did they I'm so glad My grandpa

I'm so glad my grandpa took us in Africa I'm talking That's funny to the mother That's funny Fred went to a nigga named Jim house The workouts of the gym There's an old white man in the dirt corner of a bar waiting on you right now that that didn't let that digger let

diggers do push-ups on his back I know some rich shit though I'm watching y'all for a long time man and I was like man I say I said I said y'all did the new season I was like let me get in the comments hopefully them niggas picking a nigger up so that was this was one of like dream come true today to even be on the show for real for real yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he invited me back too yeah he's gonna play he gonna play he didn't You know, you know, when you're seeing as one thing and to be accepted and to other genres and fields and shit and people really fuck with who you is, I said, damn, that's dope. Because some people you can't, they don't do this shit, bro. What I tell you, A.D., when it was on the set today.

I said, Nick, I didn't borrow five dollars. Yeah, that ain't happen. You don't know these people like that, boo. You can't get me real shit. Borrow money from niggins to just smet money. He's going to do a blood again, damn. That's the oldest blood out of everything. Blood.

Man, Moses Blood. That's the Nihal. That's Hyrogly. Oh, shit.

Man, huh? Blood, blood pressure, Paro. That's what you're from. Yeah. This niggas are ganged up in hieroglyphics. That's funny. This nigg is a bed bug crypt.

She's a big homie in a pyramid dead right now. So, caucidus. Y'all get up for pasta. Pasta. Pasta. You're like some pasta, dude. You're a little bit of Joe looking at? You're about to say, ah.

Right! Y'all got it from Roofman Jock. This was the first black, uh, grandpa. Y'all close off, man. Y'all get a little cool nephew. Oh, blood, on blood. Who stole my seamos? Boy, you were having meetings with Tiki Williams.

He got a job right in shorthand. With some short ribs. Do y'all got a fooler to appraise his foolery? That Nick old. That Nick Craig, hey. This is top-shelf bullshit. This is top-tale food. That Nick Craig was supposed to get good time of JJ them out of property.

You got $12 of gold on. You got $12. Yeah, he made a film him. That need, buddy, film. Hey, he parked his evening, too, man. Hey, I know you begging him to give you his v-neck. You get a low-neck ass. You get your Mexican Miss Melody looking at it.

That's the thing we did it, the rapper's good. You were married to a blastmaster cares one. Get your ass. What the fun. That nigga tried to kill all the raiders. Man, these bang harpies. That's all the niggins, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, my boy. That's his, a home, hey, my boy.

He got to drive by our hit niggas was a beach. Oh, gee. Oh, jean. You got to have a least buttableness joke. Who me? Go ahead and say it. Man. He, he's waiting for it.

He's like, right? He's like, right. Chicken. D-DICD, D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Hey, y'all won't even let me get it off. Get that shit off, bro. What?

Oh, what are they going? Oh, yeah, that's coming. Keep on. What do you look like to? Oh, yeah. That nigga bought him a drink at the club, and he called him a mi-a-a-te. He kept saying. Give me a biote.

I want another biote. Give me a lot of them. Hey, what is it? Yeah, stop seeking. Bro, you sweating like you've been picking cotton out there. You lost weight picking grapes. You get your fucking, fucker, fuck it. Hey, he pitched in California raising?

Hey, you're spending, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How the fuck y'all get that graffiti on the top of the freeway? You saw a bunch of black people carrying this? Oh! That nigga had a Mexican Spider-Man. They don't let this nigga try on clothes at the store. They're like, you just got a chance it, niggins.

You want to be able to reset it. So if you put it on the focal. That nigga used to go to the drive-in in the trunk. Man, bro, you're like, you cannot black babies. Wow. That's right. Yeah. They know.

Y'all look like the number 10 standing next to each other. This thing is looked like your dark-ass hunger. He's got your tip for the ball. Hey, hey. He's like, all right, he was a survivor. I have a survivor. Hey, that's a good one, Damien Lillard. Hey, hey.

Hey, tell him, tell him. I'm bad as fuck. That d'clock. Did you hook me on my insurance? You're the fucking guy called his agent. That's a miffed out. You got baptized in vinegar.

They had to baptize you yoke in my pocket. And they got baptized in the county canals. Hey, talk, but you're from the hood from birth. Shit. You got a nigga Goodwill Cubs. Y'all get up for a Mexican precious. Hey, this old-ass thing really went bump this motherfucker.

That motherfucker, 299. Limited addition. That's a little. That nigga drinking him. He ain't got the nerd. I said they ain't here to see my guy. You only paid for him. That shit got his name on it.

That nigga drinking. He dropped this motherfuck to himself. That's what you're wrong. He didn't drink it. He bathed it. That nigga drinking Hemacy. The nigga drinking Hemacy. Adi's mouth could take a superhero punch.

He just whiled up. He put the baby in when he's going to go fight Batman. Y'all give it up for Dub Shack. I ride with her. I'm afraid with her. Don't you know? No, LBC. On the mission with road.

I want to see our chat right now, bro. All you're going crazy right now. All you do? Where's that? What's the name, Josh? Josh. Give it up for L. Rosie O'Donnell. Man, give it up for the guy. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

But give her up for the guy that never got whooped during slavery. No. Oh. Hey, they're being mad again. They're being mad again. Mass. Get them, master. Hold on.

Hold on. They hide, master, get them. Hey. Hey. Hey, the chat said, he got them

house, and you got them put on that Elpoil loco. Hey, you used to work there too. Y'all get up

for the hotel squad. And y'all give it up for the one that's all Harry and Tumman on the bandw that holds. Oh, look at a chat.

That's on chat. Damn. Give it up for the nigger. Hey, hey. They're going crazy. Oh, man. Say Duno racist.

They say Duno's starving. That nigga do no. Give it up for his homeless homeless homeless. I get, not on God, the homeless home. We should have a chat going to be looking old as fuck. Look at that they're looking. Yeah, diggins are squint like a motherfucker. Hey, I'm the youngest.

Turn the chat off. Yeah, turn the chat off because everybody's going to start looking at that shit. Oh, shit. We do it on my show fucking. These shit is be funny. Bro, the chat. The chatt and killed them the couple of the world. The chat is like that.

That's what made me. That's what made me. How on y'all are creeping together on this episode? On this episode? Hold on these niggins. They're drunk. They ain't in no regaication shit. Come on the brugation.

You been here. I've been here. I've been here. Duno came with me, right? No, Duno got arrested for robbing a taco truck. Then y'all brought him in. Man, you got arrested. Y'all brought him in.

True, too. See, that's why y'all niggas can't get this little. Oh, no. Man, that's you got dementia in it. Hey. Hey, hey. You got the NBA edition. Hey, hey.

He got the NBA edition. Time. Look at him. Out. Oh, 50 episodes. I never see this shit on there. Oh, yeah. Together we have like 50 episodes.

It's almost about a year. Yeah, yeah. But y'all shit dropped hot, though. Came in hot. Oh, yeah, your cooking show. I mean, y'all food shows. They met each other in silver brand. A silver brand.

They don't know. That ain't this. You met your wife and golden carafe. Damn. That was my bitch. That was my bitch. That man got a breakaway. beard.

80 brought you all in? 80 brought us in. I got the juice. That's a big real homie right there. Hey. Really? No, Rook, Duno. I'm a key.

Duno was already here, but I don't think, like, they have plans for him. I was like, I want them on the show. Adam said, no, I said, fuck the white man. We're keeping them. No.

No, so, so basically, I was supposed to have my own show, but we were trying to figure it out. Yeah. And then one time, and then one time, Adam was supposed to be here,

but he got sick, and I was like, I'll pull up. And that day, we went crazy. That's the first time I met Tirore and everything. We went crazy on the jokes, and then we just stuck with him. As soon as I met him, I called him a fat bitch.

Yeah, and then. And then I made fun of his arm, and it was a rap after that. Damn. Yeah, after that we came, we can't make the arms on him. It's all right. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. He's not.

He's not going to. Look, he was about to go. So he was saying, he said, can I get on Tiro or? I said, no. Go ahead, Ken. I said, go ahead, Chris. You have to fight this, man. We can't let him do that.

We can jump on there after. All right. Yeah. No, I ain't about to... Hey, boo, I came to two, niggas that probably could fight for this nigga. Hey, boo, if we ever made a joke, if somebody was like, Nah, boy, you went too far. No, nigga, me.

Nobody ever told you you you went too far? Me? They still to me, hum. Niggas ain't gonna say that, diggas? Who scared? Why, I'm gonna roll up a rube of skills skin, you gonna sit your ass down? You said, that niggins is scared. Hey, I'm a accusation.

What do you say? That thing got that lip-haired. All jokes, you asked me a question. You asked me a question, man. And I'm going to answer, hold on, me, y'all shut the fuck up, you know? Scootty-ass, man.

You never pimped talk. These niggas ain't never pimp nothing. Nick, I'm going to crunch on that as men at the liver room. And the liver will be on crunch on. Let me land, for real. The blood asked me a question. Stop gangbanging, nigg. I'm 50.

I ain't going to stop. Listen, I'm fin of asking, we, you niggas, shut up. The nigger, listen, we have my neighborhood. Let me land, huh? This niggas in my neighborhood, right? I'm killing this nigga. He's walking.

He's walking towards me. But I'm gonna, I've been doing this shit like 30 years, this comedy shit. I started gangster rap. But, but the 10 years. Oh, maybe, well. Hold on, hold on. This nigga coming this way, right?

I'm on stage. Yeah, you're gonna stay. But I'm roasting, but he ain't smiling. See, you have to peep, if you, we used to do stand up, you have to peep the whole room out. Who's fine or not? So he kept coming.

I'm going to call your wife. He kept coming, right? He kept coming. I know as a communion, all jokes aside, listen, as a community, I know I got the mic and I got these. So he got, I hit him. You come on my state, niggins, all that sit, how you let a nigger walk upon you? Nicky, if I don't know you, nigger, it's on, nigger.

You ain't going to hug me, nigger. What's wrong. So, so, so, so, hold on, blood. Hold on, blood. Let me live, man. Shut out the hit a hit a man. No. All I want to do is go get some bread, girl.

Hey, stop. That's what I'm right into, girl. See, that's why I'm doing. My nigga right here. My nigga asked me a real question, bro. And a real situation. So the fans, they don't think it's goofy, but it's real, bro. So the dude that walked on the, I hit him with the,

man, man, I got the mic. I got weapons on me. That's a stand-up comedian. I'm not talking to gang-brane shit. But as a comedian, you was like, I'm going to hit you in your motherfucking face with the mic. And if you don't, why are you? Why are you?

You're in a comedy spot if you mad, niggas. So somebody's like the girl is hurting, and then you hit him with the microphone? Well, a dog walked to him, and that's, that, and guess what? Do not, do not come to a comedy spot not to laugh. This is comedy, bro. No, 100%. I was just answering your question.

I was, I swear to God, but I was in New York, me and, food, first of all, but I was the only Mexican there. Everybody else there was either Armenian, like, bro, they was killing me, and I was laughing, and the homie was like, damn, if that was me, I probably would have got up. I'm like, there don't come and shit like this. Yeah. Because, bro, like, honestly, me and my opinion, I think that fucking Chris Rock joke was light.

But hold on, how are you thinking about it? Because that's where comedy is different. No, no. Comedic writing is deeper than what you hear, right? So let me let me let me let you know what I understand as a comedian. Because Will slapped him. So look, keep it out, though. What was it?

The joke was what? The joke was about her hair. The J.I. Jane, right? The G.I.J.N., yeah. Who was G.I.J.J.J.J.J. is the girl from a movie. Who's the real, what's her name? Demi Moore.

What did Demi Moore do to her husband? I don't know. She left him for a younger man. She left Bruce Willis for Ashton Coucher. So the reason that he tripped, what? There's a better joke than we do. That's why he didn't. Y'all always listen to a white man.

I just don't know. You always listen to a white man. Let him land for him. Let him man. You did it, Crackle. Let him live it, Crackle. So I do comedy. That's what I was like.

You don't do comedy. Let him get his shit on. I'm young. How long have you been doing it? See, if I'd prefer like two years, I brought his strength 22. They call you Cracker Jack jokes. So when I seen it, go ahead. So when I've seen it said, I was like,

damn, was it bad? I just thought, I thought when he said the joke, obviously the girl's bar. She goes to the military, whatever situation is. So I'm like, he's just making fun of her looking like, I didn't know about her condition. I was like, okay, I get it. That bitch ain't got no condition. That's all the pisses, all of pussy.

Listen, that bitch's been wearing too many weaves and wheeze when you're actor. See, I was a child actor, nibu. I was a child actor, you know. That shit that women. You don't start a gayster around? I was a child actor. I was a child actor. I was trying to act

Life was hard It was hard on sesame shud. Hey, you fucking around Yeah, I was in, let me learn, blood I was the gooch on different strokes, nigga The gooch on different strokes, nigga With Gary Coleman and, Nick, you're gonna, you ever seen different strokes?

Hey, boo, hey, boo, so honestly, Was the joke light? No, with the light, listen, the Chris Rookeman. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. I say different strokes when I hit your knees. I see a I see that niggum

I see that n'all eyeball when you said that. That is it. That there. I ain't never seen an eyeball in person like that. Hey, Warren G, shut up. That niggie going to be Medea on the mother's days. But what you're saying is real.

Yeah, like to me, to me, I get it. But what I'm saying is, bro, if you already put your, bro, you're, bro, they're already a laughing stock, right? The fact that your girl left you for your son's homie, is... Can I say this? So I didn't think the judge was crazy. You from L.A.? Everybody from L.A.?

Yeah, we all from L.A. L.A., nigga, we called it bagging. We didn't call it Rolster. When you got off the... If I didn't give a fuck about you, I would say shit to you, the reason why I bag on you, because I love you. We called it bagging.

Okay, so... That's what I'm saying. No, let me land. Because I'm saying, I get it. Protect your wife. Like, I'm throwing this time. Like, if he was up there. Fuck that bitch.

That bitch gave me a head. This is going viral. I'm calling it. Jenny, fucking with the homeless of Mansfield. Listen. She's fucking with Douggy Dee. That punk-ass bitch.

He's a bull. Shut. He's no history of everybody. I know. That's the home girl. Let's talk about it. She's fucking with Dougie Dee. Bluff for a minute.

And shout him with Dougie D. My nigga. No, my nigga Tone. No. No. My nigga Tone from the field Buddy boy T-shirts My nigga T-Tonged

He did this From the field She used to fuck Game-bang historian But shit Hey, let me land Jada You bitch you

You bitch you Shut up yellow girl You look red bone You're a red bone Y'all would talk to me Listen I've been doing I've been doing Naga

You got to make sense How could a nigger make sense in homosexuals talking? Listen, it would never make sense. You're a homeless sexual. You know I'm going to go. You know I'm wrong. That they're talking with any trash can, a homeless man. That niggins broke his house.

That they got an Airbnb tit. But you got to let these niggins land on their show. That's their show. But they asked me a question, blood. No, no, no. Go ahead. Oh, that. Pasadena, look.

He's been Pasadena for a long time. No, but my point was this. And when it comes to, like, jokes and shit, don't come, bro. These are, like, jokes, we joke. But the hood is coming from the Internet, and they covered the comedy. So, y'all be ready. All right, Nick. You forgot the question, then.

You didn't answer. I thought the joke was light. I thought he could have said some way more out of fucking. He said like, oh, but he already said it though, bro, remember? Yeah, yeah. But the thing, I'm not married. If anybody married and somebody talk about your wife, if I'm married, you talk about my wife, I'm going to fuck you up.

But the thing about it is... You know the couple of niggins ain't married, huh? With Jada Piggins, you have to stand something. Jada Piggins, her first... Who was she fucking with before Will Smith? Two bars? Two bars? No, nakes she was fucking with...

And his parents said, hell no. From Duke. What's the nigga played for Duke? Grand Hill. Hill. She was playing for me. Yes, you young motherfuckers. Okay, it's true. True food stories. True food story. I didn't know this. I didn't know this. I didn't know this. I didn't know that. I didn't marry to my cousin. Yeah. True boo. Great, Greg Hill married to my cousin.

Hold on. You look like Timmyr. You look like, uh. You also look like Tamera. You also look like Tamila. Man. So. Hey, but you're going to eat all the words and you're going to let somebody else talk. No. I'll be asking me quick. I'm going to give him. I'm going to get this. Let Enrique Ross say something. Yeah. No, no. So, Jedd. So if you know,

Grand Hill's mama, she was, she was, she was, she was with Hillary Clinton. They were roommates, Hillary Clinton. And Grand Hill, Daddy played for the Cowboys. And so, Jada. This is true shit, though.

They wouldn't, they said, you better get rid of that, bitch. That's a Hillary Clinton said? No. Grant Hill's mom. Who was hanging with Hillary Clinton at the time? No, roommate. Their roommate in college.

Basically, they told Will Smith not to be, I mean, fucking, they told Graham Hill. You know that? I mean, I'm, I'm getting the story. Everybody's just in awesome. Yeah, you are listening to you. I get what you say, Bob. That's a smart little man.

I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. You're trying to put a joke. He's a more about, though, man. So, so, so. Not even. Listen. Hey, my boy.

Listen, my boy. But no, real spirit. So, Janet, we used to be at a club in L.A. called peanuts. It was a lesbian club in a day, peanuts. Zeta used to suck on Jewish pussy. Yeah. So, so. Hey, Adam's like this.

Hey, Josh. Adam's like so many clips. Oh, Adam's about to go crazy. Andy, what did Jay Z say? Bubbling at doubles, a nigga had peanuts. I never heard that line. You never heard that line? You never heard that line?

This niggas so confused, bro. I was at the video. When Jayz said to video, that skirt that funk and put that smell, that one of his biggest hits. That Gucci stuff. And we bubbled at doubles and Peanies. And peanuts. So, Jettys, man,

come on, Jayne. Let me in there, let me in there. Let me in there. So with Grant Hill, if you, if you ever watch,

if you ever watch the TV show, I'm a different world. Remember she, that's what she blew up on a different world. She used to have Grand Hill jerseys. So Grand Hill, and then,

mom, like, you better get this little raggedy bitch away from her. Just little raggedy, this fucking wild, hey, put a wild benchy bitch.

This is wild-ass bitch, he ass bitch away from this money. Oh, no. You better go get Tamia. That bitch cute she can see. No, I was there, bro. I was there. So the thing about it is, everybody talking about Will Smith and all this, and all this shit and Will Smith.

Will Smith stand up for his wife. How were you there? No. And Hillary Clinton. No. No, I was there when the bitch, I'm a crazy combo. On Blackstone, blood. One plus two is three.

No, I was there. I was there at peanut. I was there at peanuts. Voted for George Bush. Nah. One time I was playing for the Buffalo Bills. You fuck y'all, man. You fuck with Wack behind it?

Who, whack? Yeah. I've been knowing Wack for damn it 20 years. What thing about wag man? Cretter face? That dick of Wack looked like he been washing him, drying his face with sandpaper all his like, little cats.

That nigga, oh, that's the ugliest thing. That nigga five-four with a big booty. On pyroo! On pyroo! He'd be putting his booty in his face. That d'nig's going to whoop your head. Hey!

I'm gonna fuck you know, whack I see you. I'm gonna whip you. Hey, shout out to whack, huh? Hey, y'all, nigga, I was there, blood. Rest a piece to poo rider. I was there, nigga, nigga at the soul train awards, nigga. What are they talking about?

What the fuck as you talk about? What the fuck is you? Okay, y'all think it's crazy. Listen, listen, this, this is. This, listen, this, this is. Wack my nigga, two peas and a bee, hum? Then my niggins, they took the bee off of his blood. Because they were saying,

How you're going to be a pyru in the blood? You can be anything you want. Nicar, what? Yeah, we die moose. Shout out, Wack 100. Man, I've been knowing. Shut up. I've been on Wack.

Listen, I've been on Wack over 20-something years. One thing you aren't going to say, bro. That's why I, nigger, Wack Poo Riders. I met Wack through Poo Riders. Rest in peace, nigger. Pekong of Pai-Rood. Two Pee's in a B. No, no, no, hold on.

I fuck with whack. But, you know, that's my nigga. I fuck with whack. But at the end of the day, he know what he's doing? You took your Madison. He knows. Y'all get up to the Bridgman Brent. But, but, but.

What you mean? He know what he doing. The nigga know what he doing. Listen, ass whack this. Don't ask me about where ass whack about Bougapal. Listen, man, we ask about me, digger. And I'm, listen, man, we had to We had to soul trying to war.

Not the soul trying. No, no. It was the BET. It was BET. In Hollywood, let me land. Let me land on my mama, on sugar mother, let me land. My mother got killed,

I know when I was nine, blood. Let me land. So, so it was Wacking Poolrider, right? We right there, they, they rush M&M, Nick, I'm right there. They rush him and M, blood. Can't make it up. My brother

Are you, blood? They're rushed, Eminem. Oh, my. They didn't know what your clip shit. What's that shit? Doing with your fingers, God.

They're rushed, Eminem, please tell us this. I can't do that shit. Boo, Capone, Tola's Wack 100. No, I just got in. I just got a hand with the eagle. I got a cast on my motherfucking arm. My brother, Jay Stubbs,

shout on the stuff. He's right there. Pool rider. They say, Boo, what's shat him? What the nigger? I see. And it's just.

This before the other one is just Poo Rott and Whack. That's it. I called them the bushwackers. They put it in like the bushwackers. And them, they said, when they watch Eminem, what's that big old M&M manager? Paul Roganberger, whatever's name. He had to grab him. Eminem said, I didn't do nothing.

I didn't do nothing. And Poo Riders said, Blah, d'Ig. Black, you these high seats. Them niggas, just them two little bushwackers. They didn't have a lot of the deafroles, just them little two bushwackers. Emily, him said, I didn't do nothing.

Paulson Morganberg, Grady, I'm right there. My head, damn, my brother, they said, the 60s over there, till boom, we go, I said, tell those niggas, I'm not rolling. I'm not going to fuck with the 60s over here, just us three.

You get y'all the crazy bushwackers. Get that like a blood pressure. You know, you can call whack whatever you want. You can't call him broke. That's a, and he helps a lot of people, but that's not. I've never been a, like, on the internet, you know, my son put me on the internet. My son, Aramis.

That nigga said, Dad, Instagram. I said, you're selling dope, digger, what you're doing? He said, no, it's Instagram, Dad, IG. Okay. Fuck a six-nine. What the fuck was wrong with you? Hey, I don't know.

Bitch as me. Man, that ditty look like a raggedy hair and Andy dog. I think he had FBI. I think he was a sad. Yeah, he's a fan. But I'm saying, I don't think he, I think like he went through the... He's fads. Can I talk, nigga?

Your lifespan, living. Now, I think, like, he went through the academy, learned all this shit, and then they sent him to be a rapper. Like, I think he was a fan. Oh, shit. Like, start. Like, right. What was that?

movie with uh... Paul Blurt? Donnie Brasco I think he's hilarious I think he's because it No no but I get what you're saying He's like a real life like If you think he went through that

FBI agent What did he go to jail Did he go to jail? Did he really? Departed? Departed? Departed. Brit wanted his job

I mean they used They've been using FBI informants to sabotage a lot of urban movements for the last hundred years So I think that he definitely well I mean you know I don't know for sure but I would assume it just it don't make no sense how everything is working perfectly for you're right Malcolm X you know what I'm saying

it's always a yellow dude next thing he'll say why are y'all minorities working for a wide platform y'all get in for dang Callowain I'm just come to make you think I don't know why the fuck Yuri came in this motherfucker man where are you here? Why is Yuri in the building man

What's going on? Hey, Yuri, what are you at? Come over here. They got a roast, Erie. Oh, what the hell? That's Yuri, come here. Hey, that niggins. Hey, that niggins.

Hey, he looked like he jack off the hard drives. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's up? That niggins, they're like Phyllis Diller. Yeah.

All your friends is digital. Hey, this nigger from calculator grip. I just came ready to get roasted. Yeah, you did. Give him one joke, Erie. Come on, Yuri. I'm not a good roaster, I don't know. Try one.

Try one. That nigga, Facebook. Hey, his hat is connected to his glass. Facebook business. Come on, Yuri. Get him, Yuri. Call him a nigger. Call him, Yuri.

Get him, Yuri. He got all bleches. Let me go. Let me, let him. Let him. Let him. From what I see, this could be son, father, grandfather. Uh-huh.

I mean, you watch Hey, we found Waldo! Hey, you watch You watch No, I got nothing else. You watch Pornhub and put your dick on the computer screen. Y'all get

I'm really try to fuck this man. Y'all get up for Gina. You're a med with a teddy bear. Y'all get up for Gina Kerry. All right, guys. Thank you so much.

Like, my goodness, man, it's up a tree, man. And they put his dizzle in a bagel, like hire. Oh, a bagel and orange. What? His d'niff, fuck the orange. Get out of here, my son. Don't talk to shark. Don't talk to shark.

Don't talk to shark. Don't talk to shark. And they got a registered as a fruit pet of powder. He got to stay 10 feet away from former markets. Hey, hey, who's a girl? And you cannot go to produce. And they got hurt and did surgery on itself. He said, now I got me.

It's cool. Watch out. That made called a case on a pineapple. That's a pineapple rapist. That's a fresh out of super cut. Damn, duh. Y'all went up for the white person to try to come in Diamond's house. Diamond.

What? I'm playing club. The white was, I don't get to fuck if y'all laugh. He was like a woman hacker. That niggas look like a Mormon stripper. Boo, how was it being a Tutsi pop out? Hey. I too.

Y'all get up for rerun, Mama. We love you, A.B. Boo is a self-made bum. He's a self-made bummienaire. That niggins, the same color as spit. That niggins is a bumianair, Nick. Every time he walk around black people, he put his chest up. That niggins.

What's the niggins? You y'all did doing a podcast. again the biggest venue y'all ever did i just sold 800 tickets with him three weeks ago wow it was just you and him no it was my podcast Craig facts and then i had him come on as a guest and do stand up um and then i did another promotion with him and baron davis where we had like 400 people 4 50 4 50 out here yeah it was i anybody a d i told them bring y'all man we have the table for y'all all up to your uh no he didn't he don't be hitting this he be stingy with his little connect and shit.

Yeah. That's hilarious. I do. Y'all just don't have no money. Y'all too don't have no money. He got an elevator in this house. You know,

no elevator? You got an elevator, y'all? Man, the homie, look. He stayed down to. I tell you, don't tell people. The homie came up, too. He was like, I know you had an elevator, you know.

He stayed at the... You know, A.D. you know, AD got money. You know, AD got money. You know, AD got money. He got Tesla seats in his mouth. Give it a test. That name,

that nigger. That name Craig. That name Craig went to accidental college. Accidental. Not accidental, accidental. That's funny. Nica smell like the liquor bar in the conflict.

Y'all get up for Wild Bansy. Wild bansy. This nigga Kim when it, when it moaned. You think about the FaceTime a Hennessy bottle. Y'all get up for blackyla. You said that. Three times. I don't get a fucking

to this today. Blood. Y'all got to put something on these mics of disaffectus, brother. And they got barely your breast about your shit took a shit.

Your dog talk to you and you bark to it, man. Hey, this nigga had to sleepover in the doghouse. That Nick, Craig got goldfish lips. Oh, my God.

That nigga took the, You used to take the toys out the cereal box. Go get the diamond tester. Go get the diamond tester. I wonder why they don't do that no more. What, the cereal box again? Put the toys in the... If he used to you.

I wonder why they're crazy. They don't do that shit. They don't do that shit. Yeah, they're trying to transition. They got baggents. I'll get up a... They even reference. Some of your back teeth still got 90s dope in them.

Like you still smoke in you, you still... You're saving it for a ready game. That they were... And they're gonna eat dough. And your teeth look like new at this in the break of years. I want to see Lee. I'm gonna see Lee. I'm gonna see me. Watch out.

Move. Oh, man. That looks like a homeless game. This nigga cried when he watched La Bamba every time. Really did. Richie! Man, shut your. Who was the brother?

That's his seat down. Fuck you, Bob! That was the brother. Shut your son, man. You mad Furious couldn't do more in boys in the hood. Hey, y'all get you up with Flo Riders. This is strange that. I'm fucking boys in the hood.

Furious. All right, y'all. That's y'all time. up y'all can get y'all ass off. Appreciate you. Thank you, Warren, too. Uh, we're on here. We're on here.

We got to. Yeah, man. Any time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love, big. Oh, man, love. Oh, man, love. My boy.

Yeah, my God. Yeah, my God. Yeah, my God. Yeah, my God. Yeah, we got to connect. Yeah, I appreciate them. Yeah, yeah. This is through a remix.

This is five years too late. Watch. Hey, here, take your life. Take your life. Oh my god appreciate you thank you you bro hey we got chicken out there too

y'all eat fire and bird chicken that's what bigger is yeah hey how y'all feel about that that was crazy you're passing that water boston my fault my fault my fault Josh

this one is it this one is it this one at this one. Man. I love how that nigga Duno held his own, man. I love that. Duno, bro, Duno got to come on the show, too. I love how you held your home, bro. It's just like that. It's just like that.

I was waiting. I'm like, when he's going to throw this watermelon joke at these things is they Mexican joking you out the game. No, yeah, yeah. I can't help you in that. You know what I'm saying? That situation. You feel me? I'm like, I was fun, man. Imagine that with Timmo people. But see, you got to think about it that

that, like, see, like, the average Like, bro, most people, like, what I said right there would have been like, man, you're fucking weird. But they knew, like, bro, when you were comedic, bro, that's why, off the bat when they sat down here and started Mexican, bro, you could tell off the bat that they're like, they don't give a fucking, bro. Because what's comedy's about, bro, like, that's what I look up to. Bro, off the dome. They was tearing your ass up. I'm like, this thing was doing his thing. Like you said, the fact that you can hold your own against them, bro, you can hold your own with anybody, bro.

Yes, sir. That one was a tough one. That was a tough one. You did great. Because you got to think about it. You got to think about it wearing a table full of black guys, so I'm the only Mexican, so it's easier. What you're thinking? Like, I don't know.

Somebody's going to get offended? No, hell not. I just, I was waiting for the right time, you know what I mean? Yeah. Because comedy's timing. Your punchline, you can have a great punchline, but if you don't hit it at that time. Facts. Bro, that's why I be, bro.

My biggest thing was when I do comedy, I'll still be getting nervous, so I rush through my shit. And my punchline don't hit the same because I say it's hell of fast. But you see how they kept saying, like, oh, let him land is because their punchline is what's key. Like, you could say the most corny and shit, but if you're a punchline key, then, you know what I mean? You was doing your shit. Oh, God. Hey, Bob, Craig is fucking fun.

Bro, that's what I said. Bro, you got to watch his roast meat compilation, bro. All right, I got to watch it. Bro, that shit is different. That thing called that nigga a miniatur something? What that nigga called that? Bro, that nigga says some shit, bro. No, no, he said.

He said to a pocket Samoa. That's the fucking. I was like, he said some shit. He said, you're a bully Samoa. I was like, wow. Man, that shit was funny. That definitely got to be the, funniest episode so far. That shit was

funny. Yeah, back on Yuri, because y'all didn't go in on him hard enough, I exited Yuri ass off the check as Yuri is a whole ass bitch. Wow. You're going to bring it up, go ahead. God damn, Gary. Wait, what happened? What happened? You know, Yuri just went into a whole little thing where he just needed to be taught that that is

not the right thing to fucking do, you know what I'm saying? And he should be fucking blessed that he has an attractive girlfriend. You know what I'm saying? And I'm going to bring it out. Oh, I'll say about the Casey Vengee shit? Yeah, so I'm going to bring it up. I'm going to bring it up because Casey Veggie was my

fucking guest and he's going to put it on his instant story that's disrespecting my guess wait hold up listen listen listen listen listen so everybody was sending me this shit and I'm like bro

I don't know what I don't know what happened I said he was hacked I said he was hacked he was hacked he was hacked he was scrawl him he did he said

somebody asked him who's the worst rapper of all time and he put a picture of Casey Veggie's and he said this is the most ass rapper ever yeah

and he put a picture He put his picture up. So you got mad because Casey Veggie's your friend? He got mad because Casey Veggie's came in here and asked his girlfriend for her Instagram and then hit her up. Casey Veggie Veggie did that? Casey did that. Why would he do that?

He's not in the wrong. He wasn't here though. He don't know. Casey wasn't wrong. Casey wasn't wrong. He didn't know. So you didn't stop it? I didn't see it.

Oh, you didn't see it. But if you would have seen him, but if you would have seen him, he would have stopped. But if you would have told him. Riley didn't give it to him. They said she found it, right? Yeah. She said, oh, and then he still found her. He found it.

He found it. Oh, he never hit you? So what is this thing? So what is this thing? Yere just in a life. He just said hi. You were even more of a fucking bitch. All he did was say hi to his girl. Yere was mad at his girl.

So what the fuck is he saying about us at home? Shit, who knows? Them fucking. I gave you. Them fucking at the end of the day, niggers. Oh, no. I gave Riley a hug a couple times. Keep a shot on like you

Oh, I'm fucking hated That's why you didn't invite me to the live stream Hey, Yuri, who's your favorite at the table? It ain't me Keep in G, who's your favorite at the table? I don't need to be loyal, you know what I mean? Oh, man, nah You ain't never gave Riley a hug

Nope I went for the hug, you know what I'm just I get Riley hug before Side hug Oh, we fucked What? No, no, we fucked by fucking Yuri

I was like, no, no, no, Paul. Don't even do that part. Yeah, don't do it. Damn. That was Paul. That was crazy. Oh, so he just asked for the IG. Riley turned it down.

He didn't do nothing wrong. No. Riley, a real one, though. Let's just put it out there right there. For sure. Riley's a keeper. Get her pregnant. Yeah.

He said you. Yes. Damn little Russian white Mexican babies. That's crazy. Damn. I seen that. I said, I was like, oh my God. This nigga Yuri lost his fucking mind, bro.

That was good, though, with the niggas. and all that shit. That was, you know, because that's what we do. That was the oldest. Definitely. I'm like, then these niggas is still going.

No, they do that shit all day. I ain't going to lie, Craig. I was like, damn, Craig, you're a funny motherfucker. Bro, because comedians,

see, like, what's good about certain comedians, he doesn't have to scream for you to laugh. You know what I mean? Like, boo,

I think he'd hear a little bit, but like, boo is drunk. Yeah, boo, hey, that shit was water. That nigga got jokes, not stopped.

That nigga said, blud. I remember. back when he said he said he said blood soul train damn man that shit he said about whack i was like oh shit i asked him about whack because i was going to bring that shit up and i was like damn they comedians i don't think i want to get this serious with them no they bro to them is like i think to them everything has a joke into it yeah and bro they do a lot of shit like just you know shout to all deaf digital you know what i'm saying uh you're all familiar with that yeah russell simmons company and shit

They've been doing that shit a while, but they bought the shit back, and they got to deal with caffeine and shit. Nah, nah, shout out that, bro, because they're breaking barriers. Would y'all want to do that shit? Yeah, yeah. That shit, I'm coming back, too, so they definitely, they definitely gonna say, oh, come on, woo-w-w-w-w-that shit's just crazy, though. Nah, that shit was funny.

I really been watching that shit for two years. I always wanted to do that shit, though. I got to watch it a little bit to get a little bit ready. You know what I was prepared. I asked Buddy, I seen Buddy, and I asked him, I was like, hey, did you prepare jokes before you went there? He was like, yeah. Oh, God.

And I didn't prepare no jokes. You see my boy kept repeating the same damn joke? No, for real, for real. You know what I'm saying? He was faded, though. Oh, I thought something was bugging you. Yeah, I thought something was going on to. It's weird?

Oh, because maybe the like, no, I thought I should was dope. But if I, see, but this just shows you that we eat naturally funny. For sure, for show. Because, like, example, like, when you guys were like, bro, make the watermelon joke, I was like, that shit is eating into it because I ain't going to lie. It's the Mexican. Nah, the only sidecrack to the bomb up. Yeah, you got to ease into the jokes.

Go throw a watermelon, that's the easiest one, and then just hop out there. And then you went in Cottonfield. Damn, that was good. I fuck with it, man. No, I do no hell does it. Nah, but it's different shit like that. That shit was fun, bro.

Go to different platforms, and you feel me and just do that shit. Because they got a lot of other shows and shit, too. But this one particularly, I was like, fuck. And even today, bro, when I came on set, and I was like, bro, fuck with your shit, bro. I was like, huh? I didn't know you knicks knew me, fool? some real shit

I like that motherfuckers is watching this shit and you know what I'm saying and they proud of us you know what I'm saying like that shit is tight man that's the motivation shit does he

nah bro because no it's like that's just dope that people understand that like like I like how rappers don't want to come here and promote their album

like they want to come over here and like go to Adam for that yeah yeah like they bro because I'm pretty sure D G just probably gave him like a brief

like hey doing on Triel they they probably expected us to say they're going to be quiet. But Ken and all of them, they watched the show. No, but what I'm saying is they don't, like, they obviously know because you probably told them about us, but for them, they, they probably thought they were going to come

in here and just be like, we the comedians, y'all not going to have any dogs, but we had to hold on. So I thought I was dope because when a comedian gives you your flowers, that's a good thing. Super. Yeah, because that's how you know you funny. And they do that shit all day. All day, dog. Would you do some stand-up shit?

I've done, I've done, like, I'm talking about four-four, because I remember at first you said you weren't really fucking with it. No, yeah, it's, it's, yeah, going forward, I for sure want to prep, though, because that, like, winging and fucking doing shit off the fly. And it's, I mean, it's cool, but there's some shit you got to plan for, too. But also, bro, like, you got to think about a lot of the comedians are in their 30s, maybe late 30s. And they, because a lot of the comedian jokes now, like, Kevin Hart, all he does is make fun of jokes about him being a dad and being married. I'm not married and I'm not a dad. So it's very hard to be to try to make jokes.

So I kind of always got to go with not corny, but like, they don't care about like, you feel me? Like, surety shit. So I'm like, damn. So it's a, it's a little, huh? It's 50, 50. Yeah, it's 50. But I for sure want to do, because I want to be a comedian.

I want to be like a, you are a comedian. No, but like a real, like a real comedian. No, but I want to pay my dues, like for real, for real. You gotta go do those little small clubs. I've done it, bro. I've done like the fucking 15 people room type shit. And that shit feel good when one and two people laugh at your shit. You're like that one or two.

No, yeah. Because you get the one or two in it, sometimes you get the whole room. Yeah. But it's like our rapper is like, if you're barely coming up, don't be scared to go open up for a rapper and only one, two people fuck with some shit. Because then you're going to get a DM like, hey, bro, because I don't think. That's hard. I didn't think about it like that.

Yeah, you got to think about it like when. That's hard. Bro, because I've been to showgirl, I'm like, damn, this is open a week. But I turn around and there's two people going like this. They're going to follow him. And then they're going to put friends on. So it was just like that. When I did comedy, like, one, two people laughed.

It was like some older white lady. and then some like younger dude from like the south was like hey man we fuck with you we didn't know like they were into a put on about mexican latinos in laa and then they they followed me and they're so comment like oh this was funny on my shit and it's cool like that you know what i mean that's hard so rappers don't be scared to do them small venues don't think y'all to play or to do 10 15 people show small venues you did like 10 people shit bro i did bro my first show bro post smirk pop smirk smoke perp what that nigga name smoke perk smoke smoke smoke what he's something like boo that's that that's that's how many people was at that niggins show hey no bro like shows like that my first shit

because you know you had to sell tickets and shit for him to even let you perform yes he said like 20 tickets nigga I only sold to my family my mom and my uncle everybody in there that's in there that's cool though yeah give up the money and shit it's a start you know what I'm saying you got it's got to be willing to jump out there it's not embarrassing Like for smoke, purr for shit like that to come in. Oh, yeah, that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think is a problem in the fact that his music is outdated?

Like, like that era didn't last long enough? The problem is, bro, when it comes down to music, if you don't have a like a dedicated fan base and build that, your shit is like microwave. You feel me? People find new shit to hop on and music is so consumable now. People just taking in, they just throw that shit out. Like 10 niggas can drop an album. You listen to that shit a week or two, another album coming out. But there's certain artists like, bro, even like when we was at a blast shit, like, you feel

me? For you to like, bro, this Dom Kennedy. You know what I'm saying? You mean Dom is like, nigga, Dom has a, uh, uh, a die bar fan base. He can drop at any time, people are going to fuck with his music. He could drop merch, people are going to fuck with his music. And that's how I feel like Larry June is doing now, too. Like, shit, bro, even with, bro, I feel, Hossarela is.

Like, with clothing. Even with clothing. Like, your girl, real life invested with her fans. It's timeless. When you have the on with shit and you don't think you too cool for shit, then that's, bro, because people probably don't see the back. Like, we obviously know because we talk to you, but, bro, they do. They ship all their shit.

They sit there. You do this. You design and shit. I was proud. I went to the bathroom. When I seen all the shipping shit, I said, then I go walk into the office. I said, damn, the homie really doing it. Bro, they are real life committee.

He's not grimy no more. He's a business man. I said, damn. Shit, I ain't going to lie, but that's how I fell about. I was not fun when I did your fucking twist stream. I was like, damn, I did it. So I want to go buy a whole setup yesterday. Hey, bro, I'm proud of you for that.

Appreciate you. Let me know. We're going to help each other out. I'm gonna send him up on to that shit. I'm gonna live on 10 p.m. today, you guys? You are? Yeah, bro. Fuck you, you.

I say, dude, I'm going live at 9. We can fuck with each other. I'm playing. No, but no. I started taking my supposed to slot. He said, I went over there and said, AD made it. I'm going live at 10 y'all. No, no, but shot out of AD for real.

That's real life. More than broke, because I was like, damn, this shit. It was fun, bro. Yesterday, like, from like 12, 30 a.m. to, like, two fucking 2 a.m. I was literally just playing FIFA with the armies. How my head stood on. We was bullshit.

He was talking shit. The fathes there talking. That shit was dope. I'm really excited to do the live show, too, dog. Yeah. I'm excited to do that. Yeah, we're going to prep. I don't, fuck.

Adam cannot prep. We're going to prep. When I told Adam there, he was like, we basically going to do the same shit that we do here just in front of shit. But then I got the thinking, it was like, hmm, what would we prep if we prep if we PrEP. Shout out Josh. Oh, Josh. Shit would... Bro, I'm gonna say this right now.

90% of everything I know jumper would fall to the ground if it wasn't for my nigga Josh, man. I'm gonna get a homie, his flowers for sure, for sure. Get a homie his flowers for sure. He'd be doing his thing, man. Motherfucker came here with hair and lost hair. Josh was like, God then. This shit would fall without Josh, man. He keeps this shit organized over here.

Vell! Hey, man, you know what? They just lost his Instagram, man, again. Man, fuck. Stop beating up the homland, man. Stop beating up the homel. You didn't even get a chance to see Adam acting like a bitch and a groupie on his fucking instant story

trying to at 6'9 because 6'9 fucking commented today. Oh, you did see that? You know he was happy, huh? Yeah, he was happy. He was like, oh, 6'9. You fucking your career's going down the drag. I'm like, you know, first of all. You know what even at niggas.

I'm like, whoa. And keep it about y'all thing, fucking Steve, what are doing you or not? I don't think he knew. Yeah, could I scry? me full like because did you see the full video? Yeah, I see it. When they was prepping them and then six nine then was around the corner

It was too much it was too much ins and outs in that shit It was too many people involved I think I think I think bro they took advantage of that little nigga man He didn't want to be there bro you got scared as fuck Bro I felt bad for that little he he's just now getting attention Three weeks ago somebody offered you seven thousand dollars to come do any skit that's a fucking W go come on he was over with seven I don't think it's over with because the way that

The clone little dirk is done. What they're going to use him for? And he was with Lordirk. Fake Drake. Fake Drake is around here doing, he got a no-trop interview. He's doing press runs, man. Yeah. You can have an identity now no matter what the fuck you do.

You know what I'm saying? So it just sucks that he was put in that position because you know he was like, man, I fuck with OTF, man. I don't want to go over there. Like he was saying that shit. Now, I think, I think, I think like, okay, cool, you want to get your back that the street, have nothing to do with you but i think the whole putting king bond shit i hand was out of pocket i was like don't do that bro like damn that they really like asking the like he asking for like damn i wouldn't

imagine nobody doing y'all like that like putting the nigger like if something happened to you and then you just like that shit just i can't even explain that shit sounds so crazy yeah that's out of pocket he put the jacket on that thing i was like den this nigger really don't give a fuck i mean bruh i mean if you was him would you give a fuck anymore hell yeah nigga I took my money nigga and ran I'm out of here

I'm just saying as far as public opinion if you lost a public opinion you can't look more down than you already is hell no but you can definitely provoke

nigga dying you know what I'm saying like he provoking that shit I don't play around with them spirits man yeah he poking the bear and that shit is like super crazy yeah that shit is different

later somebody wants to the fucking door and that shit real for everybody bro where they're Craig was sitting here, fatter-in-or-n-n-n-n-law, bro. Motherfuckus died, too. Boy, you seen that shit to do that. The FBI agent?

Yeah, the FBI agent that. I'm saying shit about Trump. Bro, motherfuckin' die, bro. Yeah. Think about that shit. And now what you're talking about, I don't want to bring it up, but niggas is dead, like, friends, like, whacking Big U, like, this niggas is homies.

Like, you would never know, like, what's going on, what's being said. And niggas is recording conversations. That's crazy, though. That's crazy that's recording that conversation. That's scary. That's super scary. That's super scary You're sitting right there

Nigger's saying You used talking some shit And nigga recording You're like So he got He probably not only got that He probably got so much other shit Bro he's been releasing

So much shit Who ass? The nigga, bro So the fact is it's just like Your whole Your whole relationship With whack You've been recording him

The whole time Well who's been recording The Hassan Campbell nigga He's been recording They've been recording their phone conversations And he's just releasing them to YouTube

Yeah The way Fucking that's not the dude that was sitting next to him at the At that at the shit with fucking With DJ academics Yeah Now now they got problems with each other And you keep releasing

Phone conversations and shit that they didn't have So the dude that was sitting The dude that said the weird shit When he said he said some out of pocket shit I seen a clip I was like oh shit I was out of pocket But the dude with the glasses Yes He's been releasing all conversations

with wack and shit been recording all the phone conversations with on and he recorded some crazy shit and they got wax saying some wild shit you know they homies i feel like you know sometimes that you can say some wow but they like homies but it's just it's just i mean i mean i don't know i was it's just it's just it's just the information that that's being said and everything like that's causing a lot of controversy but that's you we say no more controversy than the ardy we call say everybody grimy but hasan is the real grimy nigga bro it's like crazy Because you got to think about it.

If y'all was once friends, you already had a chess move that you were going to have bullets for him before the shit even went sour. So he came into the friendship waiting for the shit to go bad to release the shit. And that shit blindsided the fuck out of whack, huh? That's like one of your homies recording. No, no, no, I get what you're saying. I feel like, not even book because we don't go like. We keep releasing it every day.

What if the thing is release some tapes of doing no talking shit about? I was like, fuck them fools, bro. Like, I don't fuck with them fools. The nigga Eddie cry me, fool. I'm a cry. No, but. How could you do, no? No, but you got to think.

How could you? But you got to think about it, bro. Like, even, like, the shit we talk on the group chat, like, I've never once been, like, never crossed my mind. Like, hmm. Like, bro, that's, bro. You suck if you do some shit like that. Yeah, bro, because I, like, example, that group chat, like, whether we say crazy shit or not, we, everybody in that group chat, our trust is just there. Yeah.

Because we say some wild shit in that, bro, bro, boy. I just told Blasie uses his artwork and his design was nasty. Bro. And Blasie was not. Like I said, you want Hulk Hogan or Eminem. Yeah, he was mad.

I called this little designs trash. This shit hard right here. Yeah, no, that's hard. Bro, to even make something like this, even think about making it?

Yeah, that's hard, man. I can't wait. I can't wait for the shit we got coming. What y'all got? Some shirts or what? No, you didn't see this shit in a group chat?

The shit for you? Yeah. He didn't show me shit. He didn't show me. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you. Put that shit in the group chat. But yeah, man, y'all just watch your back, nigga, because that shit just sounds crazy,

and I hope niggas stay together. But that's why you don't let everybody in on your business. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I mean, because it would hurt, like, if it was somebody like that, it wouldn't hurt me as bad as, like, one of y'all. I'd be like, fuck. Do you think Big U's ever cross his mind?

Like, man, you know what? This shit is crossed the line, man. This nigga's scoundless, man. He really don't love me. Oh, some of the, some of the tape was whack talking about the youth. Yeah. Most of the tapes Oh shit, bro

Nick it's just like, God damn So I wonder at the point of their friendship Because they've been friends a long time Like what do I do here? Because, yeah, that shit sounds crazy You know what I mean? Damn, no shit It's a fucked up situation, man

He for sure got some tapes on you Who? That nigga Whack got some... You know that nigga be like, man, I got the footage When he said that girl really? He got the footage! But you want to know one thing? No, whack is always like

provided opportunities for me and shit like that. He's always like been in my corner and shit. You know what I mean? So when it come down to that it's like fuck. Damn. Yeah, everything. And we just have Big You and this motherfucker. That shit was cool. That's a unc too.

You know what I'm saying? No, that shit was cool, bro. People were like damn, your interview, Big You. And Nakers was breaking that shit down too. Even when you look at it or if you search that shit, niggas was breaking our interview down. For real? Yep. Yeah, motherfuckers really bro. Like, there was real life. the shit he was saying like the reactions like what the fuck like you know there's like like like

like the wall shit yeah they was like you know but like you know him being truthful about what he was saying about nip or what's going on or what's going on his family like damn like I thought we was just joking and laughing like they was breaking that shit but you know what like people take everything serious no matter what they will they will dissect that shit and make it like a big conspiracy thing like so it don't surprise me though the internet man It's too vast right now, man. It's just too much. You can go on YouTube and search anything,

bro. You'll be like, what the fuck? You get lost in that shit. That shit is crazy. But I was going to tell you do that too. On your Twitch shit? Oh, yeah, yeah. Make sure you get on it.

Chop up the clips on YouTube like I do. Oh, no, yeah. I made the whole clips sit already, the channel and shit. So I'm excited for that shit. But it does take up time. Like, when I was sitting off. Did you hit 100K subscribers yet? Where on YouTube?

No, I haven't. I'm like 500 subscribers away. Everybody go subscribe to do no channel. right now so he can hit a hundred k right now today on wednesday hey i'm following on everything on everything i looked i was like i'm about to bring the homie a cake oh yeah man but i didn't want it to be premature to hit a hundred a hundred okay hey you guys do north world right now on youtube yeah i'm at 500 i'm at 99 000 579 subscribers let's do it he need four month phone money i'm proud of it i just hit 20k today i was happy not bro but community clips go follow that shit

live when you especially when you get like especially when you get that cool dope email from YouTube like with the with the with the fucking combati and it's like you got 50k subscribers I can't wait you get a plaque for 50k or just a hundred k no just a hundred that's why I'm almost I'm almost see 30 more K I'm near you guys because a hundred K you feel like this is my gotta have the like like like that's your fun to get shipped to your house yeah it's coming you know what I mean show bro that's I'm excited for that motherfucker so how you feel when you got yours for your family channel she felt good huh Yeah, that shit feel tight as fuck.

I'm like, damn, they's got a hundred thousand. That's your lip. Yeah, you still gotta keep going, though. No, yeah, bro. Content is key. I'm like, there's a hundred thousand. I'm like, what's the next one? They're like a million.

Bitch, don't even worry about it. You ain't get another one, a million. The next one, a million. So, what you got a hundred K? So you get a hundred K a million and then 10 million. And then I think the next one. I see somebody just got one. It was like the hundred million.

Mr. Bees has got that shit. Mr. Bete. I forgot. the 100 million one. Oh. His shit different though. Hey, keep it up. 100 billion subscribers.

For on top of your head, right now, what do you think his revenue on YouTube? 50 million. No, I looked at it already. Two million a month. Never. It's got to be more than that.

I looked it up already. You can look it up right now? Riley, can we look that? It's got to be way more than that. Two million a month. That's not with sponsors. That's not with anything. Two million of revenue, dog.

A month. Oh my God. Look at it. Roddy. This shit sounds crazy. Bro, I'm making a pinch off his shit. Not even a pinch. And I don't even be going hard on my family channel.

A flick like this. I need to go harder on that shit. Two million a month. Y'all doing your thing, though, man. On Twitch, y'all find to do your shit. I'm going to be the last in line. You should not should do it. Because even like now, bro, I was focusing more on subscribers.

And then I was like, damn, the YouTube revenue is good. It's better than just getting that shit. So, like, now I just worry about doing the content. Just making that shit entertaining. That's why, like, bro, like, whenever I get the chance, I'll do like the story time But even like the small Bro like people really like

Because the club shit See that's what I was saying I'm just being on YouTube No no no put up No not not per video How much is a Man per video Three hundred Kuh

Monthly revenue Monthly revenue on YouTube Yeah I've seen it was like Two million a month Brann that's a lot of fucking And he gonna get the residual income For that Or three million a month

He's making 36 million A year Dude YouTube ads alone So then you add in The sponsors that he got too. So he almost had a hundred million a year. Gotta be. His network is a 30 million right now.

Oh my God. And he looked like Craig. But see, bro, once I've seen that shit, even with my new shit, the community clips, I'm like, damn, if I, if I keep putting five, six videos a week on here for the next two years, nigga them checks is going to be stupid. Yeah, that's crazy. I've already made, like, game changing money on. on Twitch in YouTube alone this year. I'm like, this shit is, bro, it's so dope.

Even like just having, like you said, content, content, bro. I don't know how to do the Italy vlog this week. You feel me? We got a name for a community conquest. Bro, we just, bro, doing that shit. And shout out to my nigga Trevor, too, man. The VBC, he bought his own, like, podcast.

Studio. I'm proud of everybody, man. So if y'all, you all fucking, I say, I need to record your Pazca. Y'all don't have a spot. But y'all want to start? Go with Trevor, man. I'm talking about the BBC, man.

DM Trevor, he got everything for you all to set up the camera, the chairs, you know what I'm saying? If you want to record your own thing, you know what I'm saying? You can book out of spot. Not yet. Shit. And if you're in the LA area, get you some Uzimaki at your favorite. You know what I'm saying? House 4-20.

That shit was fire, bro. We went to the party and shit too. Housephone popped up. Y'all niggas can come to my surprise birthday shit, though. To the party birthday shit? Yeah, puns supposed to hit you up at 8 p.m. Pund didn't hit me? He hit you at all.

He sent me He sent you the bowling shit Yeah, he didn't even hit me They had a surprise like birthday thing for me He knew I wasn't gonna come You weren't gonna come fuck with me At 9 o'clock surprise on what day That's out, baby, I got kids

I thought you was the homie I would have came for you No, you wouldn't, the mother For your birthday? Yes, I will Why you didn't have a birthday party So we can all come Bro, because my daughter's birthday The same day as me

So I always share with her Well, yeah, that's daytime And then you got nighttime Oh, I'm always like that But pun, that's why That's why I punting did surprise things because you knew you wasn't gonna do shit bro because I'm always like that though I mean I mean but I feel like you throw a party

nah bro because you know how I always think about throw a party and then have the game performing you know you don't have to throw parties and something like the bowling alley is cool something intimate I like intimate shit bro that's tight but I always get like that because I'm like man I go out all fucking year I should be like I go out all year and then for your birthday you don't do shit I'd be like man fuck it I don't care it's my daughter birthday and like I got it out my head that is my birthday I like to make her day special that's why I put it on the spy man shit you know what I'm saying yeah yeah because she gonna remember that shit forever bro it's little moments like that bro that count you know what I'm saying yeah because

she different though she like she a different kid and she like all the marvel shit in the games and bags and all that that's hard I'm happy for that because when it turns it's gonna be something else man yeah my kids is my kids is full life girls nigger may they want to wear makeup they want to be pretty you know what I'm saying cute earrings jury they want to get dressed like my daughter waking up in the morning telling me to clean her shoes off like nigger like my hair she's like you guys like yeah she really but it's just in her like she want to be neat you know she want to she going up and doing her homework studying herself and shit you know what I'm saying like she real life it's real life crazy they I got real life girls both of my girls like that

I even know I got three my little baby but she ain't doing but it's the it's the influence though you know what I'm saying I'm just like damn man my daughter 13 fool Damn high school And how many In two, three years high school Boy No, my daughter is seven My daughter is 13

Damn Yeah one more Fool One more Then they go to high school Oh yeah You're 14 You're nervous like a motherfucker

Yeah I gotta watch out For motherfuckers like you Still thinking you young You fat motherfucker Fucking not I am Too trying to go pick up

These little 17 18 year old You're crazy Don't put that on them Don't put that on me Weirdo I live down time fools I'm cute ones fool

No, I don't put that on me. That's crazy. Yeah, bro, that shit. That shit's scary. I'm like, damn, but I do remember in high school when we was in high school, middle school motherfuckers was picking up the home girls. I was like, damn. Damn, I was one of the motherfuckers.

You know what I was one of the people? I had a bitch of cheerleader in Crenshaw. How old was you? I had just graduated, though. That's not as bad, though. Oh, no, no, I'm talking about. I'm talking about we was in middle school. Yeah, and like shit, my homegirls was getting picked up by like,

by like older. Yeah, like high school. When I was in high school, nigga, 22, for show. Two, 23 picking up. Yeah, I think about it, we was freshmen and there was like 19, 20-year-olds fucking pick. Middle school is crazy.

No. Middle school is crazy. Shit, I knew girls in middle school that were pregnant, dog. That was crazy. My older, niggins? No, like, like, 8-7th grade. I'm like, you pregnant at 8-7 grade?

But I remember when I was a freshman. Shit, I remember when I was a freshman, I see one of the home girls to get picked up by like a 19-20-year-old, and then we're like, because we're all ready to hop on the bus, go kick it and she's like

I got a ride and I'm like you got a ride bro but that that used to happen bro you're like a girl that's the same grade as you

oh yeah we talked about this and it's a nigga that come 25 years old come pick her up new Mustang or something like that you can't compete now that you looking at that we didn't see it as

that crazy no it wasn't considered but now it's called being a pedophile that's a pedophile I'm calling you everything rapist pedophile

you're going to jail now that's crazy I remember that was common though I didn't know you used to see that shit I remember I remember I was like I was like you gotta ride or shit they used to like

pose them driving and I'm like we just got out of school your mom don't pick you want to know what's even crazier these bro these old older niggas bro would get into it with like the ninth and tenth graders like if they got to their girl

they have fire on the ninth and tenth gradeers and shit grown ass man no get this one imagine niggas flying bitches out that young that's crazy way you're getting flew out You're in a whole other state now.

You dumb, immature. Don't know what the fuck going on. Where are you at? The age I am, bro. I wouldn't even fuck with an 18 year old, bro. A 18 year old, bro. What? For what?

I'm like, I'm like, you're a baby. 18 is like. I'm 33 now, bro. I'm like, you got to be at least 24 and over. We have zero in common at 18. Oh, 24 and over? Something like that. 21 plus?

Yeah, not even 21. 24 and over. You doing 21 plus? No, fucking like 20 Like, no, you can do Yeah, like, you can do, you can do 18 and up Yeah, like, like 20 20, yeah

No, no, but you gotta think about that fucking A lot of the girls that I talked to, I either went to high school with them Like I went to high school with them Or we went to like similar school At the same time type shit Yeah, if it would, if it would be me It'd probably be like 25, 25, something like that

Like I said, you could go to a bar Like I remember shit, I remember when When I was like 18 I thought I was gonna get it cracking And older girls were like Nah bro, you can't even go to a bar yet. And I'm like, for real?

I'm like, what was somebody in their 30s have with a fucking, what are we talking about? You ain't talking about nothing. Where are we going to talk about? You got to be super seasoned. Like you're 30 years old, you're dating a college student.

That's weird. Hey, so when you guys were, so when you guys were younger, were y'all trying to fuck on older bitches? I tried to fuck on all bitches. Yeah. When I was younger, whoever was giving it to me.

Yeah, what we need, what we know. What you look like. Yeah, that's crazy. Bro, you seen that shit, nigga, on the internet? I seen a nigga of motherfucking grandma. She was taking out the groceries or putting the groceries up. Oh, yeah, brother. They stole the baby.

I'm like, my whole world would just, I would be crushed. I would probably kill myself. I couldn't, what would I do at that point? Because I also dedicate my whole life to finding my kid. And I knew I wouldn't be able to pay attention to my other kids because that shit, I would be crushed. Brother, brother to hear the plotters on the shit? What? So the grandma went, I think, shopping with a lady,

and the lady was kind of keeping her distracted. The lady was keeping her, like, if it was a setup, bro. And then you got to think about it, it's not even the, like, you got to think about it. When it's your kid is your kid, but imagine it not being your kid. It's kind of like I go like, hey, Tirola, hold my shit, my baby boy real quick. And then you're losing. What are you going to tell me?

You got what I'm saying? Like, that is crazy, dog. Like, that is some real life shit, bro. That shit is fucked up. Shit is fucking. that is crazy dog shit is real life crazy when I seen and bro and bro walked on normally

isn't that like he ran with the fucking with the baby or nothing he just walked out kind of like if it was plotted that shit crazy though fool it's a lot of crazy people in the world man that's why

keep your blammy pack on you yeah this show and boy bro bro bro if I'm putting my groceries away I don't have kids but if I'm putting my groceries away bro and I'm putting my groceries away bro and I'm in my knees or my nephew and they in the house and just a strange mind thing

he could just walk up. He's out of here. You better get the fuck away, but I'm not playing that shit. Yeah, I ain't playing that shit. You know what? Well, my kid, I don't play shit with no kid. I don't even play with their family members.

You can't even really tell my kids what to do how to do it. Oh, fuck a nigga up. If you talk crazy or I feel like your tone is fucked up or my kid. Has anybody ever kind of raised their voice before and you were like, motherfucker you like like even though there was your family you was like you was not having that shit no well no yeah my mama even my mama you ban on your mom groom I'm tired of you yeah I'm like

you're like mama kill you like who the fuck you talk like stop don't don't do her like I'm like don't do her like that because I knew how I felt when she did me like that and that shit it was like sometimes it's like the too much discipline like that shit affects you you always remember those days and those whoopens you used to get bad weapons I used to get fuck Man, I used to get my ass whooped. Yeah, and I'd be feeling like some of those whoopens, you didn't need to whip me that bad, I mean, it was like that.

It was like that back then. You didn't have to beat my ass like that. It was like that back then. But guess what? Your generation, our generation, bro, we were a little more well-mannered. You feel me, than niggas coming up today. Oh, 100%.

I, bro. Bro, shit, bro. My mom used to say that, that if my mom used to tell me that her, my grandpa heard that. And my mom went, fucking backhand Yeah

But that's what my grand say She was like If my husband was alive Y'all would be totally different Yeah That's what she's always tell us That is crazy Bro

I remember like Shit my dad Used to whip our ass Bro Nigga my grandma had This thing called Mr. Lickety Split She used to whip us with

She named him Yeah Why baby Walton Oh She'd be like Go get Mr. Lickety Split She'd be like No

That's gonna Be in the closet nigga Oh because my son Right now a back scratcher or a paddle Mr. Lickety's play at different faces. Man, my son right now is fucking, like, he's getting out of control to where you can't, like, really handling and stuff like that.

And I have to. You have to. I have to. I have to. I have to. Yeah. You can't whip them. Yeah.

No, no. No. Bro, no. Obviously, like, brother, I remember my dad whipped their ass. He moved the ass with, like, with, like, a cable. He whipped her ass bad, fool. He fucked us up. And I remember, I was like, I'll never do my kids like that.

But, like, you better not fucking talk back to me in front of these people. Like, bro, like, to me, the craziest people. You said to sock the shit out there, digger. I was young. I was scared. You're talking back to me in front of people. Are you getting crazy? I'm going to be like, I'm going to slap you down in that motherfucker.

I ain't going to all out. You know what the crazy shit to me? You know what the crazy shit to me, bro? Seeing kids do a fucking tantrum in the fucking grocery stores. And I dread. I'll be over there like, man, my mom would have fucked my ass in. I dread for my kids to do that because I'm going to somebody going to call the one time on me. Ain't no motherfucking what you're blacking out.

You blacking out? If you can't drop it on the floor and crawling on the floor. I made you groove. I take you out. But my kids is respectful when they go outside. You know what I'm saying? In the house? Oh my God.

They'll be tripping. What? My daughter hollering. My son, he's starting to hollering and hit motherfuckers. He's starting to get crazy, bro. And did my young, my little baby. Hey, son, I don't know. Jumpers.

I'm sorry. I'm going to cut you off. You got it? 200 follower. 200 followers more. Let's go. Get the subscribers out. Get the subscribers out.

Get the subscribers. subscribers up he need two more 100k man come on he need 200 man get him up get him up everybody that's live right now get them up fuckers up right now nah but that's crazy but the catrum shit is crazy yeah that shit is crazy I ain't gonna lie there and been like man he'd be like goddamn I fuck you up my kid yeah yeah hell yeah like man I'm gonna beat this nigga ass I ain't gonna lie my mom with my eyes before oh shit my mom With my other father was like, God damn. Get my boy to a honey K.

Shout out. Shout to my God, Cairo. He said, Be Real, crying, laughing at the Cyprus Hill joke, man. Shout out to Be Real, man. Oh, Be Real. Shout out to Be Real, man. That's crazy. Be Real, thank you for keeping us in Dr. Greenthong. Yeah, sir.

He said, I ain't going to lie when Be real. When he said, y'all look like Cyprus. I was like, you motherfucker. I could just kill him, man. But I was like, damn his homie. He do look out of black. And I was like, fuck, maybe I do look like that nigger. He's not black?

No, he's not black. No, no, be real. Obviously, he's not black. I think one of them black. Yeah. His homie is black. He just dark skin. He just dark skin.

He may just be dark skin. Yeah, he's dark skin, dog. He's not black. He's Hispanic. The real Hispanics. I fuck was that with him. Y'all have fun doing this shit today, though? No, it was cool.

We went all joking and then we went all serious as a motherfucker like so soul train blood yeah like I ain't gonna lie when he said that shit when he said when he said that bitch ain't got no disease I was like oh shit whoa hey hey he was like

Adam's like thank you boo hey TRO was like we're never getting the movie real now yeah that's right I'm like this hey I'm like shit not me nigga I fuck with Will Smith yeah I know I think of both I fuck a Will Smith and

she she is she is kind of wild but hey man that's at the end of the Go subscribe. No, hold on. You got to shout us out again, man. Make sure y'all go get that merchman shop at end of the day. Yeah. Make sure y'all pre-order all of that before the show.

Oh, yeah. We got these, man. I'm saying? Bring that back up on the screen, Riley, man, the merch. Make sure y'all get my boy Duno to 200 to 100 K subscribers one time. Give me the 25K community clips, man. Let's not get off of you. We're at 924.

Right, 94. Oh, let's not get off here. Let's not get off yet. Uh-oh. We're going to stay here until he get a $100K. Yes, get my boy to $100K. I'm with that. Yes, sir.

Matter of fact, yeah, at the end of the day, Merge, make sure y'all just shot at that. At the end of the day. Um, oh, we should bring up Duno, Duno to a $100, man, once it hit, huh? Yeah, one's there right now. Hey, John, I'm a little bit. I'm flying.

I'm hosting, Sequel tomorrow. Come by with me. Yes, sir. Come get drunk with me, Seekle tomorrow. Make sure y'all check out all my interviews. Hey, that thumb look good. What's up? That's fire.

Whoa, that's fire. That's fire. Who put us all in there like that? Hey, bro, right there. My boy, he in this motherfucker working. My nigga thumb kid. I'll fuck with you, bro. Hey, bro, you did that shit fly.

Yeah. Thank you for looking. Hey, bro, I'm getting skinny. You losing ways. Hey, bro, six. Oh, bro, hold on. Oh, 99.9. Let's get ready to do it.

What is that? Hold up. Hold up. Keep up keep refreshing Let's get my boy right now Come on we got 7,000 people watching this right now Let's give them to 100 K man Let's get my boy to get his plastic

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