No Jumper - At The End of The Day Ep. 9 w/ Affion Crockett

Episode Date: December 4, 2020

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All right, we motherfucking live, everybody. This is at the end of the day with A.D. Yazi, we have a special guest. What out? Hey, listen, bro. Tell the people if they don't know who the fuck you are. Because to me, because I, oh, my bad, I called you because. I don't know if you blood or anything like that. But I don't feel people give you your flowers, bro.

I don't bang. I don't feel people give you on flowers, bro. You know what? I just, I appreciate that. Yeah. But I plant my own garden. You know what I'm saying? I don't really, I'm not into for that.

I'm in it for what I can produce and just enjoying what I do you know what I'm saying because so many people get caught up in the the accolades and the whatever, whatever car you got, whatever this and that and they forget to fucking

just do the job, do the shit. Be good at what you do. Why be a rapper if you can't fucking rap? If all you care about is, you know what I'm saying? Entirages and whatever. All the bullshit. What's your pen game like? My pen game is nice.

You just seen the video that's coming I've seen a little something when I walked in You know what I'm here You out here, hey me You know and that's That's kind of like what I want to address first off Are you familiar with Adam 22 The nigga who run this shit?

Fuck her Anyways No What up Adam Yeah what up Adam Last week we had this podcast And he was on here with us And the fans

Was this like tripping. They're like, man, he's trying to whitewash your show. He fuck, fuck him and all that, because he is a white man. You know what I'm saying? Is he from a group? Why don't know that day? I'm like, why Adam 22 sound familiar? He owns this platform

that we own right now. Yeah. So the shit that we're doing, like, and people don't, so so people who don't know, I'm an artist first. You know what I'm saying? I've been rapping for years. I've been on the radio, constantly got features with everybody from the legends all the way down to anybody you could think of.

Right. And I never wanted to come and do podcasting. I never wanted to, I didn't say this. I wanted to get into other things, other forms of entertainment. But the way that I party and I go crazy, I didn't see myself taking out time and take acting classes. I didn't see myself taking out time to perfect being podcast and doing everything like that. And I'm also a fucking known street nigger too. So, you know, a lot of the opportunities kind of like got fucked up.

So with me being a... Because you weren't trained in the right way to think. Well, not the right way, but I'll say this. Like there's a certain amount of leverage you can get as a street nigger. And there's a certain path that you can take. And it's going to get you a certain place. But there's a ceiling on that shit. Right?

The minute you say, all right, I'm thinking with this side of my brain. And now I got all this over here that I ain't even tapped into. And there's so many other businesses that you can get into from whatever, acting, podcasting, real estate. Yes. All kind of shit. And now you open yourself to all of life instead of just your little bubble of what you learned on the street. And, you know, like, being from the streets, like, I'm really from confident. Like, I grew up in my hood, gang bang in the whole nine yards and shit like that.

And, you know, as an artist, people don't. I was really looking at Master P. Master P, I've seen a video that he posted. He said, you know, the problem with rappers is, rappers feel like they only got to be rappers. Yeah. And it's like it's multiple hustles and everything like that. And I feel like I have a personality that deserves more than just fucking music.

It's bigger than rap. Yeah. And I did this fucking TV show. If you're watching it, Hulu, Dave, shout out to my brother, Lil Dickie, man. Shout out to Gaynor. Oh, you did, Dave? I'm on Dave. That shit is so funny.

You like that shit. You've seen it? Yeah, yeah. That's a good show. That's such a good show. Yeah. Well, the thing is, too, is like, you know, I'm a God-faring man. When I pray, I ask God, I'd be like, you know, give me other, you know, forms of me to get myself out there.

Right. Because, you know, music is like, it comes easy to a nigga. You know what I'm saying? Right. And it's like, I know my personality can, you know, deserves much more. And literally, I'm just chilling one day. And I get a fucking DM from a little Dickie. Like, hey, I got this fucking show.

And I'm thinking this is a YouTube show. I don't know what the fuck this shit is. Right. I'm thinking this is a YouTube show. Yeah, it's on FX. Right. No. Kevin Hart.

Bro, that shit blew my mind that he just DM'd me. He was like, hey, I remember you from a video shoot. I went to a video shoot with a Wiz. And he was like, I remember you. And this is like two years later. Like, I'm like, this nigga DM me. Like, what's up? And I'm like, he like, yeah, I got this show.

I think you'd be good for it. It's a dope a little role. And I'm like, all right. You know what I'm saying? Not having no real acting experience and shit like that. I'm thinking it's a YouTube show or a Facebook show. I come pull up. They're like, yeah, Mr. Douglas.

go to your trailer. I'm like, go to my fucking trailer. Right. What's you knickers talking about? And I go in there and I look at the goddamn script and it says FX, Kevin Hart, Scooter. I'm like, oh, nigga, this shit's for real. Right.

Like. It's lit. And doing that shit, man, it was a dope-ass experience. All the motherfuck of FX people was like, you're dope. We want to, you know what I'm saying? You could do this. And like, it tripped me out because my whole life grinding as a musician. My family, you know, they used to be like,

oh, this is just a dream. It's just a pipe dream and stuff like that. My uncles were real receptive of how I, you know what I'm saying, putting out music. And then a nigger ended up hitting the fucking radio. You know what I'm saying? 30, 40 spends a week, fresh out the hood, able to move out, take care of my daughter. And my uncle, one of my uncles still didn't kind of give me the praise like that. You know what I'm saying?

And he literally watched me on this fucking show was like, man, you were like, you're dope. You can be into acting. You can be this. You can be the next ice kill. You could be the next Will Smith. And I was like, it's dope as fuck that, you know, the other things that I'm doing right now is being seen and getting praised by the people that I care about the most. But you got to thank Joe Button for that.

Oh, for sure. You know what I'm saying? I mean, we all have Joe Button to think to think because even as a comedian, most comedians, rappers, actors, no one was thinking podcast. Joe got into that shit. And it was tricky at first because Joe was, he was being known for like the reality show side of Joe. Right, right. I know Joe the MC.

Like, that niggas one of the coldest to ever do it. Super nice. And a lot of people slept on that first album because of the pump it up. They thought that that was a great song, man. It's a dope song. But when you go into like just give me 10 minutes and those types of songs where he's really lyrically telling stories and like just he's bananas. But anyway, my point is I know Joe's an MC.

By the time he got to love and hip hop and all that I was like I can't I can't rock with the Antics of Joe Love Joe but I couldn't rock with the antics of Joe And so when he started getting to the talk game And the podcast game I felt like it was in that same energy But it's not until you really hear this nigga talk

And you hear the brilliance behind How he didn't flip this shit financially And even now like what he's asking for And how he's like pulling out of the deal with Spotify Gangster That's gangster It's brilliant So again, we all got that nigga to thing.

Yeah, you know, I feel the same way about Gilly. That's one of my homies, man. Shout to Gilly and Wallow. Everyday struggle. And it's crazy now because, you know, and speaking of Adam, you know, Adam and Josh, shout to Josh back here. Them niggas, I came over here. They said, hey, we got this little Snapchat news thing.

I want you to come try this shit. I started just coming here fresh in the morning. I live like down the street, you know what I'm saying? Not really taking it as serious. But I was like, all right, this dope, whatever. And these niggas is like, bro, you have personality. We think you could do your own show. I'm like, I think I should do my own show.

Right. You know what I'm saying? And they just kept telling me, like, you could do this shit. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to take this show a little more serious. I'm going to make sure every time I come here, put my motherfucking jury on and make sure I look nice. And you feel me? It's my fucking superhero outfit.

You know what I'm saying? Come on. A lot of people don't understand. I tell niggas, when you wake up in the morning, I don't give a fuck if you, if you don't have nothing to do. If you're not on a Zoom, if you're not on. going out in an interview, whatever. When you look in the mirror, you should be fresh as fuck to you.

You should be fresh as fuck to you because it changes the way you approach everything. So like you said, you coming down here, it's like, all right, I got to do an interview on YouTube, Snapchat, but I'm going to look like this shit is on the networks. Everything. Because if you can't sell that and project that, then why would somebody get that to you down the line?

Like why would you be? Oh, but that's my life. That's been my career. It's like, all right, y'all don't want to give it to me? All right, cool. I'm going to go and produce these parody sketches on YouTube for free on my own dime. And 60 million views later, the networks come knocking. Oh, you did that?

And who backed you? Who sponsored that? Nigger me. I know how to present the shit to where it looked like is hot. It looked like a production company came and brought rigs and jibs and all that shit. But that was just me and my boys. And see, and that's dope too. You feel me like, how do you feel about, have you, are you familiar with what Day Chappelle

just did? Yeah. Like, how do you feel about that? Somebody having their own show and shit. I know, I've seen the ebbs and flows and the, you know, I follow him. That was the most gangster shit. Like, it's hard to like sit there and stand in front of everybody and say, listen, And basically, fuck the networks, don't watch my show.

You know, I signed a bad contract. And I don't think that I should be penalized for that. And I feel him on that shit. You know what I'm saying? Well, he's a man now that fully knows his worth. Oh, for sure. And he's using his platform for all of us that are coming, either, you know, his peers or those that are coming up under him, after him, to say, I'm worth, again, Joe Budden, the same thing.

I am worth this amount of money. because my content and people who look like me bring y'all way more viewers than who y'all think is bringing you know what I'm saying? The people that y'all are throwing out we just have the flavor we have the shit that sparks the world

hip hop is going around the world when you go to Japan and you see dudes of dreads and Sweden they got dreads like come on that's not we're fucking grills and shit nis me over there hey brad fucking weird. That shit ain't weird. No, it's dope.

It's the culture. And it's like, we're at the top of the fucking game. Yeah, we are. We don't get enough credit, though. We do get enough credit. Look at the fucking Grammys here. I agree, though.

No, I'm saying, we don't. You don't think so. We don't. That's why Chappelle, at the height that he's at, is still having to say, these niggas is playing my shit, and I'm not getting a dime off for that because of a contract that I signed years ago.

I want that money now. See, most people would just be like, oh, I signed the contract. And, and, bygones is bygones and they're just trying to make it up on the back end and in their future Dave is like now run me my check nigga I'm gonna fuck what I signed I am now and so I'm positioning myself to say I'm not with that shit no more and anyone else that's coming up with me or after me y'all shouldn't stand for that shit either even the OGs that

came before him he's he's giving them reason to say you know what let me go back in my so-and-so contract from that first special I did or that first TV show and make sure I got all my bread from that. Why not? Gangster. And my bad job, y'all hear it. Niggas is cooking chicken in the back. You'll see you on the after

show. I hear a shit boiling and shit. Okay, all right, they won't be able to hear the shit. I'm sitting there listening to bro. These are almost a deep shit, niggas right there. I know, we're talking about a whole lot of game right now, a lot of gems and shit. No, that's nothing funny about it. I love it, though. That's what I'm saying. It's a chicken poplar in the back and shit. I'm like, no.

No, that's just real though. No, but no, bro, that shit's just dope as fuck, bro. Like, literally to see him do that. And it's dope that you even brought up Joe Button and shit, too, because I literally now watch Joe Button, I watch wallowing them shit. I watch all the shows that here. So this is the, we have what, three, four podcasts here?

Correct, Josh? We have more. We have more, never mind. Only watch three. He ain't even disclosed a number. He was like, we're doing things over here. It's more. No, but, you know, I see the perception of how I move now

and how people come at me and shit too because being a so-called street artist, a lot of motherfuckers did not want to come say something to me and they'll DM me and they'll leave like, oh, I'll see you in a grocery store, but I was afraid to come say something to you. And I'm like, nigga, I'm a good guy. Like, what the fuck?

Why wouldn't you walk up to me? Like, I want the people that you embrace me, I'm going to embrace you. And then you have the people that do walk up to you and they are annoying as fuck. So there's a balance. Yeah, how does that get for you guys? I'm a little person.

You are not a little person. How does that get for you? like, how do you tell? You're a hip-hop hair. How do you tell someone? First of all, you're not a little person. Let me, let me give y'all your flowers, right? I wouldn't be sitting here if, if, I did my research.

You know what I mean? My publicist hit me. It was like, yo, here's a cool show. I think you should do. She does that with a lot of people that, you know, when we get offers or whatever for interviews. But I'll look at, I look at numbers first. And then I look at energy.

I look at the chemistry. I'll look at all of that. So y'all doing your thing. Y'all doing numbers here? You know what I'm saying? Like you, yeah wear your shit Where your crown

You said what he said That's right Clip back Yeah Yazzie is not a midget y'all I am actually a midget She's out of it

He told me I look 13 She did She looked 13 I told her that too though And she told me For fucking Halloween She want to look Like a Brats dog

I'm like Why would you want to be a fucking Children's doll If you look young anyway There's an audience For this right Is it?

There's a market for this Come on Come on I know what I'm doing And I'm mad though Because Well Yazzie I don't mean to put your business out there

and shit like that. Y'all know Yazir usually drinks with us but she has, what do you have right now? Okay, I'm not, now look, this is the problem I have with niggas. I don't want to put your business out there, but here I'm going to go about to tell you your business that you didn't approve of me telling but I'm going to tell it anyway. Let me tell my story then,

David. Go ahead. All right, you know, Thanksgiving weekend, I was drunk on a Wednesday. I was drunk on a Thursday. Friday I was in the ER. Your girl had a whole asthma attack. First of all, don't you outgrow Asthma? This is a childish-ass disease. You're 13, nigga. You ain't outgrown shit yet.

That's a fact. That's a fact. You still growing titty. Wait, no, no, no. I'm far gone from there. I'm far gone from there, y'all. I ain't growing no booze. But, yeah, you know. I'm just fucking. You got to throw it out there.

Yeah, you got catch a lawsuit for some shit like that. No, no, we're chilling here, man. You better not, I'm going to smoke you. But you do, but you do have on the 90s baggy shit, so I can't see. I don't know what it's. It's my Sean, John. You know, it covers me from the. I've seen that on Malcolm in the middle.

You familiar Malcolm in the middle? Were you born first of the girl? I've seen her on the poison video. Come on. Actually, this is my home girl. No, but in Malcolm in the middle, the girl, she didn't, she grew big-ass breasts or she was wearing big-ass clothes. And her shit came on.

I wish I grew some breasts. We're going to get you right. Yeah, I'm going to sit on, no, no, Dr. Gabarmi. Who is that? Stasi baby, Kylie Jenner. Don't fuck with your body, yo. Don't do that.

That's what I told her. Don't, don't, don't do it. I told her that. I hear it. You don't need it. You don't need it. Yeah, stop it. Stop playing.

If you get her body down, we're gonna fuck it. For a flex. Yo. I'm trying to get out of your left legs. Hey, I ain't gonna lie. I don't, what you, all right, what you feel about that? Tell the truth.

Come on, that's player. That's player. That's player. Go ahead. Tell the truth. Here's, here's, ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh. Look, here's the thing, man. Ah. Shit. Yeah.

I understand we all got our personal shits, right? And if you do that, some things you ain't got to tell the world. If you do it, some things you don't got to tell. I didn't do any late. But no, no, I'm just saying if you do it, you don't got to tell the whole world that shit. What if he's confident? I mean, it's, hey, look, it's funk flex, right? Not exposing.

Somebody said, what? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Everybody. Fake news from the background. My thing is, I don't like seeing that shit gross. Like I was, I thought he was showing a video of somebody else in there.

So all I saw was a tube going in the nigger's skin. That shit had me in the house like, ah! Hey, I ain't a lie. Me too. Don't show that. You get grossed that by something like that? You could tell the story. Like, say you got lipo.

All right, cool. That's you. You chose that. But I don't need to see this shit. Well, it also looked like promo for the office. For what? For the office. Me?

Yeah. But, you know, it was, it was, it's crazy, though, because I feel like this is the beginning of get back for women. You know what I'm saying? Like, I've seen some bitches that I had to fuck that. That was a little more on the heavier side. And they get that goddamn BBL and shit. And they walk around the club. Hello, AD.

I'm like, damn. The fuck you've been doing, you know what I'm saying? And, like, I feel like niggas now, like, they're going to start doing that shit. I don't know why y'all can't let us have nothing. I'm good. What you mean? I ain't doing it, though. Why we can't have nothing.

Yeah, I'm good. I ain't doing that shit, but it's... I mean, I'm skinny. I don't need it, but still. Okay. Look. Look, okay. I feel like, Funkflex.

Don't hate. I'm hate. With him always being a bigger person, that that's cool for him. Like, I feel with Big Boy, like, Big Boy and shout out the fuzzy. Yeah, that's my guy. These niggas was biggest. Like they needed that shit though, but they didn't put the operation on it. You know what I'm saying?

Like we knew, we knew, again, we all love big, big and fuzz, you know what I'm saying? We knew he was real open about I'm gonna get this lap band, blah blah blah. We rocked with him. We was actually, you know what I mean, cheerleading that shit. But I don't need to see it. I don't need to see that issue operation. You know, one of my great aunts got gastric bypass and she's still fat. Her big ass.

She's eating chicken. Yeah. She's eating chicken. She did. Why would you pay all this money for this operation? You got to change your diet. She thought you were just skinny

and that's it. Yeah, now you got to change the day. No, girl, you are still fat. Terrible. Can't eat half a pig. Still. We're Muslim. We don't eat pig.

So people can gain, wait once I get that shit cut off? She eating something fat. Yes. You got to maintain it. That's like my great aunt. Like, she's been vegan. She said she's been vegan

her whole life. I'm like, how you're so big? You're a fucking vegan. Because she's lying. Hopefully she don't see this shit. That's what she is. She out there. eating Snickers, huh?

Yeah. That shit is under the bed or something like that. She's like, it ain't got meat in it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, literally. But that vegan shit, they do put carbs in a lot of that shit. I mean, you eat a lot of carbs and shit. So I can understand that shit.

Well, look, I'm just waiting on my big check. Cut meat open. Can't wait. No, no jumper. We're going to cut your fun so you can stay how you are. Because we might lose you. Hell my. You definitely got to lose me.

I'm not going to know myself. Wow. Damn, you're going to leave you. I'm gonna let y'all know. That we started together, yesy? No, I'm gonna stay. That we started. That we started.

Now I'm gonna stay. As we? I'm gonna definitely lose myself, though, for sure. Why would you do that, though? Come on now. How could you not? You don't think you're a beautiful girl? No, I'm definitely beautiful.

So what does you need? Just need to fill out the nucks and crannies. What nix and crannies? I think you're perfect the way you are. I'm just saying. I'm the nice thing you ever sell. But let's talk about that. Yeah.

What is it that makes you feel like that you need some type of, of artificial or surgery or anything to make yourself. I don't feel like I need it. I might as well do it now. You know? No, we don't know. That's what we ask you. I don't know how to explain it necessarily because I don't feel like I need it.

It's like a lot. But let me ask you this. Is it a social media thing that you every day have the option to compare yourself to a hundred girls? Because like everybody that I look at doesn't necessarily have their body done. And then like in a few months after I start to see the changes in their bodies and I'm like, so it is a thing. You do just get sucked into it. Suck me next. Pause. Pause. There's no pause for a woman. I'm sorry. But what about a gym? Just, just work out.

Right. Okay. See, this is the thing. Sweating is ghetto. No, it is not. Breathing heavy is ghetto. I have like asthma. I get tired seeing you work out. That's how your asthma gets better. You can actually strengthen your lungs. No, no, I've had this since I was 10. But you never worked out either. I did. I tried for like four months. What did you do? What kind of work out. Okay. No, no. Exactly. No, no. I didn't do shit. Nothing drinking, picking up a bottle. She said, I did the treadmill thing. She said I did the treadmill. I did the sound right. Ain't that what y'all did? Stupid as fuck, Gazzie. All right, so if I get a personal trainer, I'm still not going to get the same results. Yes, you will. You're going to get better

results, actually. If you're serious. Because your bias will actually be healthy. You know I'm not serious. That's what I'm saying. You see me? But why would I work out for seven months when I can sit on a a table for four hours? Please. I'm looking at all the cameras Please stop fucking with your body No do whatever you want to your body No no no fuck that No no no don't listen to her

Some of this is neither though No no no no no Some of y'all gonna fuck around And get the wrong metal In your goddamn body And that's gonna leave some shit It's gonna leave some shit It's gonna leave some rust in your bones

It's gonna leave some rustin In your fat You get my motherfuckerger research You'll get a goddamn infection Trying to be sex They'll be doing that That cheap shit Yeah you see all the

They be getting The box shot In the Bronx For 4K girls I see you And I didn't feel some hard asses. I'm like, is this what you got? Hard tities, hard asses, yeah. I hate hard tities, bro.

Well, that's the worst, right. That's different. You need a fat transfer. Nigel might get a black eye trying to lick them tities. You know what I'm saying? Hell, you get a goddamn concussion. What? You get hit the head?

If you ain't ever been hitting the head with a titty, you don't know. You don't know. You don't judge us. You know what? Nigger go down like that. Got damn. Yeah, you're trying to, you're trying to. You know what I mean?

Rest on you. You know what I mean? Cozy up. You guys are idiots. She got softballs in the chest. Soft balls. That's a truth, though. That's what they feel like.

The ass, too, bro. I didn't hit some ass. It didn't jiggle. It felt like a goddamn bottle, bro. I have a question about fake asses. Go ahead. Okay, so I have a homeboy who's hitting this girl. Wait, wait, wait.

Before you say that. Who had a fake ass, huh? Just ask me. I hit some fake asses before. Okay. I just wanted to know if you can compare your story. So when an ass is fake, if it is silicone, is the asshole more.

exposed the asshole wait a minute yeah that's what I'm saying I know I know she said the assholes like the assholes come out like he would like no not it comes out stupid

like a god damn flu you're hitting you right from the back he told me that like her asshole was always really exposed is that a thing with silicone or is it just I think that nigga had a goddamn blow up doll or something if her ass exposed like that

it's about how they laid the silicone in her body So if her shit is too It sounds like it's too heavy So when she So when she bent over It's like the ass It's like the ass Falls to the side

Like when you put Look we put baggage on a horse This shit just fall to the side Like the saddles She got a satchel ass He did say it was heavy I just wanted to know that was like a thing Yes it is a thing

I look at fat transfers That happened to me before it too I never paid attention to Oh, her booty hole is so exposed. I ain't looking at the asshole. That's too much anyway. Yeah, it's like... He's been to jail before, huh?

Oh, wow, she quivered. She quivered. Yo, homie, y'all even got some explaining to do me. I love you, bro. He's looking at assholes like that. No, but that happened to me before. I'm chilling with a female, look bad, had a big old fat ass,

and she took them goddamn tights off, and that motherfucker dropped. What? Like a cinder block, like... She had on a booty, bro. Bro, she had on like a booty bra. That she was sitting right in the goddamn tight. But soon that shit came off, that motherfucker got to her goddamn.

What's this shit in here? To hug. To her. Her ankle, nigga. Yeah, like the ankle. Do your ass hang low? Does it wobble to the flow? This be the funny shit is when the women be like stacked,

they got the fat ass and shit, but their legs is like this. I hate that like a little ankle. Yeah. They look like a wisdom tooth. That's how you know. That's how you know. A wisdom tooth. These pictures out here looking like wisdom teeth, bro.

shit is crazy do you ever have heard of Timmy the two who to me to too no I as a kid as a fucking cartoon well it was like a puppy well you were born in like 1901 so I ain't never oh my god no I wasn't me to no Timmy to listen that's what I'm and maybe listen being a little confident kid we have something called the rodeium the rodeum is like an outdoor swap meat so maybe everybody else has seen this but me but we somebody's little fucking tape that had these little things on their bootlegs. I used to watch something called Timmy the Tooth.

And they had a nigga called the Cavity Goon. He's the singing song, I'm the Cavity Goon, doom, do. And his bitch name was Miss Sweetie, and she was a peppermint. That's a bitch name Miss Sweetie, she was though. That's definitely a kind of cartoon. Look, look, he's about to pull up, pull up Timmy the Two. The Bitch is a Timmy the fucking tooth. I need proof that this is a thing.

Look, that's color right there. That's a Coppin cartoon. It's a Compton cartoon. For sure. Timmy the Tooth. My nigga. Can they see this? They can't.

That's a new universal It'll bring you. I've never heard it too. Oh yeah, his dog was a two brush too. Does he having a bowtie? He got a bowtie. He's two for the boaths. That was nice.

That's funny. That's funny. That's a cavity going. Look at a kid. Could I have bad teeth? That's funny. Ah, let me, let me get up for you. What about veggie tails?

I've seen veggie tales. I used to hate that shit. My mom just take me to church. They used to play the goddamn cucumbers and shit singing and shit. That's some shit you would do, though. That's funny. For real, though. What's wrong with that?

I don't know. I wasn't really like a VeggieTales fan, but like I watched it. Well, well, that's like Christianity because you're what again? It's who? Christianity. Christianity. You want to bring my religion into this? Oh, I'm just saying.

You wouldn't watch Vegetails is a Christian cartoon. Is it? Yes. They talk about Jesus. Yo, bro. So you're watching shit that isn't even with your religion. Yeah, that's a fact. So how was it?

for you when you was a kid, what did you used to look at? There was nothing really for Muslim kids when I was younger. There has to be something, yeah. No, there really wasn't. You Muslim too? No, but. You just know.

You don't got no representation. I was crazy. Yeah, I've never seen. I've never seen, like, Muslim-based or... I see something on Netflix now. If it's not negative. They always portray... We're always portrayed as terrorists.

Exactly. Or aggressive or, you know. Yeah. So, I mean, there's nothing to look at. So how was childhood for you? I got bullied around Christmas. They called me jingle bombs and then fucking. Like, I mean, I got.

I had a teacher who literally said the people who committed the crimes on 9-11 were like our friend, Yasmin, here. Wow. Like, I literally had that happened to me. Wow. Man, your teacher should have got whooped. That's real. Yeah. So.

We still kick our ass. What she is? Maybe I should. Yeah, fuck you, Miss Banta. We can still catch it. Maybe I should come up with a Muslim cartoon. You should. Why not?

About me? Why not? No, it's going to be very... Egyptian woman. Who's musk? Oh, shit. Right. I might have...

Yeah, right. Maybe. Broken writing for you. Oh, yeah. And he'll take it to the network. I know that's right. And never motherfucking wrong. It's a...

That's a dope concept, though, actually. Okay, let's talk. Because I'm with it. It's actually dope. Look. My thought, get me lit. Huh? Huh?

You lit? No, that reminded me, though, of a teacher one time because I was a badass fucking kid. You know what I'm saying? I had a teacher named Mr. Vanderville. You always remember their names. Yeah, because it was part of, it was certain teachers and shit like that, right? So my mom, my mom gets this new boyfriend, and he a gangster. You know what I'm saying?

The first thing he did to get my fucking love and respect, and he had me so, man. That he was like, look, shout out to Kiki. It's Kiki's that, Tusi Kiki. You know my brother. He took us to do drive-bys of water guns. So we was going all around Los Angeles, wetting up motherfuckers and shit like that. I thought that was the coolest shit back then.

You know what I mean? So I say, Mama's like, hey, how do you like him? I love him. Hilarious. Yeah, keep him. You know what, he let us do dryballs. No, with the water guns, no. He's putting up on niggas light.

He let us roll up, mommy. Yo. Hey, keep that nigga. Yes, peripherals. I told her. And if you watched the other episode, yes, that was over the nigger from the Clippers that my mama could have moved us to London and shit.

Imagine you in London. Oh, go. That would have been like Harry Potter, could. Harry Carter I don't know hilarious no but one time mr. Vanderville I was acting bad in class and I was sitting there mr. Vanderville didn't know what to do he was like stop it he was like African or something he was like stop it stop it he was like get down you little faggot I was like Nick I called my mom boyfriend said man this nigga calling me boom-buff-pawr man listen that

niggum came up there bugging he came up there mr van derville was hidden the parking lot. He was running. You feel me? And he requested that I would leave his class after that. But, I ended up graduating from middle school. I go to high school and guess who's at the high school? Mr. Fanderville.

And I walk up to him my first day of high school. I ain't tripping no mo. I say, hey, remember me Mr. Vanderbilt? He's like, no, I do not remember you. I do not remember you. And I was supposed to have his class. He requested me not to be on there. Not you were scared. He knew. He knew what it was. I know. But that shit was, that shit was

gangster though you know that is pretty gangster so what you having a beautiful mom is your mom with your dad I'm sorry I don't have a dad yeah you know how I have a dad well well I love your mom and your mom's dope and your mom watches a show and shit like that I do you know she's dope your mom's a 41 year old woman yeah let me see photos I got you right now don't play with it stay with me she be be emming me maybe she should DM you I got you right no no no no you go you don't like her I got you right now a little foreign ting Mm-hmm.

Ting-ting. Ting. Look, look, your mom bad. For real, for real. Yes, sir. Your mama's fire. You can't have to death. Okay.

Bro, leave my woman alone, man. Look at her. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mom is active. Yeah, she'd be playing so much on. Can you hook the homie up? Mama need love?

Mama DM me. We could at least go for, you know what I'm saying? Little burger or something. Mama. What's up, Mom? Look, I mean. Hey, look, Mom. I'm here for it.

She's 41. Let me highlight you real quick, Mama. You know what I'm saying? Hollop. Well, there's... She's going to be in your DM. Come on, bang it. There's three of us, though.

You got to be willing to. Three who? We got three cents. Why are y'all trying to have him spend already? You don't even know the burger date went good for. You might have run up on me, man. I know my mom. She's a fun time, man.

Is she? She act like me. Hey. How do you act? Fun. You be out here, wilder? I'm a good time. Are you?

Party's here. Party city right here. I like that. Yeah, it's lit. So what's you expect the mom to be like? Hey, on my 13 year old niggas. Hey, get at it. Don't be doing me like that.

Hey, nephew. All my middle school girls. All my little nephew, niggas. Hey, pull up, nigga. Don't do that. Don't do me like that. Hey, get up on her so I can go holler mom, me.

Hey, I'm going to run her mom to fat burger, nigga. Hey, hey, keep her company. You ain't take my mom to no damn fat burger. Hey, all my junior. Fat Burger is cool, you're not taking my mom than all damn fat burgers.

All my JV niggas. JV. Nicky. All my pop water niggas. Go ahead. No, no, your mom could get Cheesecake Factory, for sure, for sure, at least.

Oh, when you said Cheesecake Factory, I thought it was like, Cheesecake Factory. Oh, wow. You was really talking about Cheesecake Factory. No what I'm saying. It's me. It's the upgrade.

Sorry Fat Burger. Sorry, Fatima. I love the mom. And look, cheese case. Hey, man. That's the hood. You know what I'm saying? She said, mm-hmm.

Cheesecake Factory is supposed to be nice everywhere. It's not nice everywhere. It's a chain. You see Drake said, why you want to fight with me and cheesecake? He said you know I love to go there. It's nice. He loves to go there. But it's women like you don't want to fight with niggas and cheesecake.

Exactly. Mess up your mama's dates. This could be your stepdaddy. Put some respect on her in there. Put some respect on it. I respect. Did I ever come next? But would you be mad though?

Wait a minute. After doing this show, if you see him bro, you know, you go to Thanksgiving. I don't think she's going to trip, though. She ain't a trip. I don't think she's going to be mad. She's going to come here and she's a D. You didn't crack it off. I mean, AD, you also did say last episode that you put me in a position to think that if you had my mother, quote, unquote, moaning that I did. You not say that. You did. This is the problem. You're an alcoholic. You don't remember what you said. I'm definitely not an alcoholic. You have a problem. So yeah, I did get mad at that. I wouldn't be mad. It is lovely gentlemen. Your mom still DMs me. Okay. She likes me. Oh, so y'all got a thing. You, you a mom, lady, got to have a lot.

They don't have... Do y'all have a thing? Hey, man. Uh-uh. I never kiss and tell. One of the gentleman. Mom, uh, you lost me. Yeah, no, no.

She lost me too. You and M. You and A.D., I think y'all should go ahead, you know what I'm saying? Hey, Mom, I'm trying to get in his next sketch. You know what I'm trying to get us a shot about a little Muslim girl, okay? You just fucked up the whole pile. He's like, hey, fuck you, mom's.

You fucked up the whole bags now. He just threw your mom away. Like, why would you do that? Like, she exposed it. Like. expendable that's the word I was looking for that's just crazy you take another shot this is this is amazing thank you bro why don't you drink um I grew up around uh addicts okay so it's just it never was a thing for me okay you I mean yeah you're better than me I try to be better than you that's like

my my goal every day no it should be if I could be better than yes today mm-hmm no 100% that's what it is all you kids out there so I'm a 13 year old niggies but now you know it was it was definitely like a choice that I made from me but I mean I'm I'm always around people that drink but for to be in a household with it that's that's that's as a kid that's like it's a lot the whole lot yeah my my granny rest in peace you know I didn't drink until I was 21 years old like didn't have an urge to do it my granny used to smoke cigarettes I hated smoking I literally start drinking when I was 21 and smoking like literally because my grandma she got cancer from smoking cigarettes so I I was really against that shit.

And it's bad now in hindsight because I love fucking hookah. It's another fucking, yeah. They said like, didn't they say it's like a hundred fucking, yeah, like seven cigarettes or something like that? It's just flavored. And I started getting into fucking drinking and I like drinking. It doesn't like, I don't have no DUIs. I'm still, you know, I don't have mine. Yeah.

Yeah. But we're not, no, we're not even going to put that in air talking about yet. The power of the tongue is crazy. You end up in bushes and shit. That's fine. That's you. But it doesn't alter me like that. You know what I mean?

And my grandma told me before she died, she says her daddy died from cirrhosis of the liver. Her uncles died from cirrhosis for the liver. She was like, I don't want you to get too involved in that shit. But the thought, the back of my head was, back then they was drinking moonshine, all the other shit. They was making a fucking liquor and shit. They was drinking gasoline. That's what I'm saying. And I've had some moonshine before.

Like, this shit is not something that you should consume and stuff like that. That shit is turpentine. Yeah. It takes the finish off your goddamn paint. Have you ever heard of Everclear? Yeah. Oh, Everclear. You had that before?

Of course. That's what I started drinking at 15. She said, of course. You was drinking Everclear at 15? Yeah. So Everclear, if you motherfuckers don't know at home, there's a type of alcohol. It's illegal in California. You can't even buy it.

It's illegal in California. What are you burning? That shit to smell like dog shit. How about I say you smoke? You want to smoke? Nah, don't smoke. Oh, he said, but I's got that boo-boo over there. I've been around smoke before.

John smoking like, what is that? What are you? Dog food. No, smell like dog shit. God damn, John. He said it's so. Yo. It's split tobacco.

Oh, it's a split? Yeah. You smell it, though, right? Or is it mixing with the food? Is it? I'm smelling. Maybe the chicken in the back, too. Are you cooking greens over there?

He's like, it ain't my food, digger. Oh, okay. No, no, no, it's the greens. Russell sprugs. It's something green mixed with that. I'm like, that shit, it hit me right here. Look, it was right here. And I was like, wait, what the fuck?

All in one package. Yeah, you're sitting there puffing in the homie face. Now, I'm talking my grandma dying. Nah, she blew that. I was not disrespectful. Come on, I would never do that. Now, you blew the other way. I saw you.

Yeah, come on. I'm respectful. Let me eat that part. Don't play with it. Stay with it. Yeah, weed and Brussels sprouts is not a good mixture of a. It's a very strange. I was anything you making Brussels sprouts?

But Brusset Spouse is lit anyway. I like Brouser Spruz. I'm trying to be more on a healthy. This is my only problem right here. I cannot kick this motherfucker. But see, my advice is sweets. I'm a fucking red velvet-ass. Oh, I love it.

You know what I love it. You know, red velvet. Oh, yeah, you can't eat red velvet. You can't eat red velvet. I know. You're from a hood. Yeah. But speaking of that, your fucking scene on the Hunter House is legendary, bro.

Oh, good look, good look. With the motherfucking of us. Where my couch, man all the little ghosts on? Nigger, that shit was gangster right there. I liked that because I was like, this nigga been around some people, bro. But that's what I'm saying. Like, I got to give it up to all my West Coast niggas

that was like fans. They would run out to me in the street and be like, hey, what up, honey? Hey, you the nigga from, um, ay, you the nigga that. I, look here, nigga. Hey, the nigga on the shit. Hey, that's the hammy from, um,

from the Nick Cannon shit. Like, they'd be trying to find the, I, this nigga was, I cut. And so when I did the joint, I have no affiliations, right? But I'm playing his cousin, Marlin's cousin in the joint. His name is Malcolm. Yeah, Ray Ray was his cousin.

So that's where the cuss came from was my cousin. Because he's clearly not, he's clearly not a gangbanger. Because when the ghost, when he saw the ghost, yeah, the nigger was scared of shit. Like, he's not a banger. But niggas is like that, though. They gang. Yeah, niggas bang hard in your face.

And then you. And then when some real shit happens? Hey, nigga, I'm sorry. Yeah. Hey, we cool. Hey, nigga, let's go get a soda pop. something like I look here I've been through that plenty of time we have something that we call a blammy pack it's around here somewhere oh flowed around it's flowing around here to protect us in

case of emergency and everybody keep telling me if y'all want to buy a goddamn blammy pack we're about to make them uh it's kind of like a purse for guns it's called that blamers yeah it's a man purse it's a man purse for whatever it's we're trying to streamline holding your guns and protecting yourself we took that shit in our waistband back in the video I mean, I still do that shit. You know what I was saying? Shit. And I waistband, have me?

So you secure your shit? No. No, he said, nah. Let's not do that. I'm not a, um, but I'm, by no means am I a street nigger. I grew up in the street, but I didn't. The street niggas actually told me, nigga, go back home. Go do your dancing shit.

Go do your, your rap shit. Go do. So the street niggas kept me, they kept me safe. Nick, you used to dance? Yeah, he's a dancer. I'm a b-boy. bro that's fire

like when I saw that I was right now that's crazy I really get out can we can we see something fuck no what I'm gonna say I don't want to ask

he said fuck I look like a dancing monkey niggins can you can you can you soft shoes I thought if you were there

sure me I'm just AD was dancing last week he was daggering are you familiar with dagger can you show a dagger no no you show no you do

I don't know what it is What is a dagger? She know I dance. You like this. Yeah, Jamaican style dance. Like Mr. Marcus, nigga. It's called the Mr. Marcus. You're boring.

No, have you ever seen Jamaicans when they dance and do the dance hall? Yeah. It looked like they fucking wrestling. Oh, yeah. So I went to a fucking party and I didn't see that. I was at the boozy Jamaican party. Oh, yeah. It was like the Hollywood Club.

I thought I was going to see some, some double-de-old. You know what I'm saying? That's what I want to fucking do. I want to do that shit. Oh, you want to do it. Yes. Oh, yeah, you got it pulled over there. That should be looking real.

I see one of them grab a cat and they're hitting the cat while they dancing. And they was daggering the goddamn cat. It's the white girl though in the back of me. He's lit. The tourist. Yeah, right. The white girl leaning over. Oh, my God.

Yep. Oh, look at this nigga. Look, she's been all the way over and still can't produce her ass. Right. There's no ass. She's not fucking around. And she's just, what? That's me.

That's how I support my friends. That's me supporting my friends. She just practices. Yeah. She's like, mom, hold my shoulders. Hold my waist while I stand on my head. Oh, my God. Okay, slim thick.

They got the little tourists. They got the little tourists in the, in the cycle. She's ready. She ready. This shit is correct. This is what I want to see. I get there. Everybody got bottle service.

Oh, yeah, they're active. Include me. Oh, they about to battle? They're active. Yeah, they're about to battle. The waistline. You got to be in shape. You got to be in shape.

Bam, bam, bum, bum, bum. He about the fuck her up. Watch. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. No, I was just saying. Come up. Wow. I don't think the people at home can see this motherfucker.

No, they can't. You saw him a little bit, though? Yeah, so y'all know, man. I want to that's my spirit animal right near Jamaican dancers man That's dope That's your spirit animal Come on Jamaican dancers

All the Jamaican dancers All of them As long as they do WWE shit Because I'm with it Oh I think they fell there And just played it all Yeah that's normally what it'd be looking like too Yeah I see you dance before too

Yeah I guess crazy Yeah Zee J Blash Can we see anything? No no no no Why everybody's dead there Don't make me dagger every fucking I don't got enough liquor in me Not enough music in me.

No. Yeah, that's just sexual harassment. You said, nigga like, Mr. Markis. He's inside her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The fuck. Yeah. No.

Oh, God. That is crazy, though. Yeah, I'm Caribbean, and that shit still be too much for me. It's like, it's just, if I'm going to fuck my girl, I'm going to do this crib. Like, I don't need to do it. You never partaking in these activities? I mean, to a degree. To a degree, you have to.

Like, you do, but I'm just saying, at some point, it's like, all right, you go home. Relax. Yeah, if you got to do all that It's going to get you in the... Yeah, let's go eat some curry. Let's chill. It's cool. Curry is fire. That curry goat. Have you ever had rasta pasta?

Yeah. I've been looking for it out here and I can't find it. I thought you was lying about that. No, it's a real thing. That shit. Listen, me and... No, Rasta pasta. No, Rasta pasta.

I know that's right. Rastafas is like a mix of Alfredo pasta with a jerk sauce. and jerk chicken. So good. Prosser game. Brough. So good.

It's ridiculous. Is there a spot out here? You could get it out? I never had it out here. Yeah. I had that shit. Me and Dezzie Banks, we had a show in Virginia. Good, funny, too.

Oh, he got that's stunning stupid. I love Desy Bank. But one of the dudes, one of the local comedians, he was like, yo, y'all want to get some Jamaican food? We was like, hell yeah. Nigger, we go to this hood hood, hood spot, right? That's a hookah. It's like a hookah spot.

Best spots. Yeah, but it's hood hood hood. I'm like. What the fuck? You know what I'm saying? I'm thinking we're about to get shot in that joint, but we was cool, it was good. We was with some people.

They got to blame me. Nigger, we waited about 45 minutes for that rosa pasta. But when it came out... It was worth it. When I tell you, we still talk about to this day. Like, that shit was about three years ago. That shit was bananas. I'm telling you, got to try it.

Can you bring some, nigga? Well, I can't find anywhere out here. I have my Rasa pasta on the East Coast. I took it back to the hotel room. I ate it cold. And it was still. I've done that a few times. I don't mind it, but it was even better.

I don't mind cold food either. People would be like, I gotta have my shit in the microwave. Yeah, people are weird about leftovers too. I don't even use my microwaves, no. You don't? No. My mom won't bring a microwave in the house either. I don't eat no food out the microwave.

That's crazy. I did use a microwave. I mean, I drink too much and I get you out of the microwave. If I turn to a hot pocket in five years, oh, well. Retweet. I'm with you. I'm going to turn to a hot pocket because I'm cool. That's crazy though.

You guys really don't have Russell Boss out here. Nah. But, you know, that's crazy because I have a lot of Belizean friends. I have a lot of Jamaican friends. And it's kind of fucked up because they're so, being from the Caribbean, I've been a fucking St. Martine. I've been all these places. It's like, chill out, kid.

No. But it's kind of fucked up as an American. Like, we don't have no real cultural, like. Oh, no. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like. I mean, we were robbed of our culture, brother. Yeah, like, why I'm saying?

We didn't land on. Plymouth Rock. But no, that's real. You're right. We don't have an identified culture as black people. That's why hip-hop. We created our own culture within hip-hop. That's the new culture.

And I'd be looking at this shit, gangs. I'd be like, I'm like, mom, like, y'all let me run around Compton, join the Crips and do all this and shit and shit. Like, there's a whole, I could be daggering bitches in Jamaica right now. If y'all would have sit there and went somewhere else. You know what I'm saying? That shit is crazy. But, no, I really look at the course. culture or shit now and it's dope too even like you said being Muslim like my dad used to be

Muslim I swear to God no my day my dad my dad was a Muslim he ended up getting his minister license I don't know what the fuck he is now I think you still a jack of all trades no but like I remember growing up my dad should tell us pork put holes in your face and he used to make it say ah um al al al al al alaikum ala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala I didn't know what the fuck was going on us my dad you know what I'm saying that's my dad yeah and then you know The same nigga ends up preaching that Fable Central Five years later and shit like that I'm like, who the fuck let my dad preach that fucking Fateful Central?

One of the biggest churches in Los Angeles. Like, do y'all know this nigga was a Muslim three, four years ago and shit? Like, I just let anybody preach nowadays. She's crazy, dear. He said, I'm cool with all God. Yo, shut up. No, what the fuck?

And I never get to. When he was Muslim, he used to have, he used to have, He used to tell us about the pork. And his mom one time, I never used to eat pork because of that. Because I really thought it put holes in my face. By the way, that's never a thing that we ever came in. I didn't have so much worse. I ain't got no holes in my face.

But one day his mom was like, let them eat these goddamn ham. And I ate that ham and it changed my life. No? Nigga, bacon is the best. No, we don't think that it puts holes in your face. I don't know why bacon is so goddamn good. But that's my dad. That's not what we teach it.

That's not what we teach it. That's what my dad. to tell me though your dad is your dad is comedy but I'm like who let this nigga preach at fateful central the biggest I can see if you at the you want a hood church or something like that like go ahead get your shit off nigger but that's that's like a minister license that's like the staple center of churches yes in LA they used to have a sub shit for the kids we used to go to it was called um the take over and it was like it wasn't even church it was like a

fashion show like everybody wanted to put on their best outfit to go go to church and shit like that. That shit kind of fucked me up. There was some bad bitches over there, though. I wasn't supposed to look. Oh, God. But I was peeking while you praying. I'm like this.

They be there. They be there? That's what a bad thing to be? Church? They be there. You ever met a lady at church before? Look, he said, nigga, what? How many?

Brad. I was heavy in church for a minute. For real? Yeah. Bro, I ain't been a long time, bro. Yeah, I can't do the, I can't do the church culture. It's not the most real culture. Is that your knees?

Oh. Hey, me, man. I was like, what the fuck? What is we doing right now? Hey, I'm a real nigga out here, Nick. That's your knees. Yeah, I felt this damn wild. No, that wasn't me, man.

And I kept up like, wait, what the fuck? Hey, look here, nigga. Pause. I got that same implant in my knee. Super ball. That's that hard shit, drop. Right. Fucking idiot.

No, that, that shirt, that shirt, bro. Bro. Bro. Crazy. That's why they get a home of the big bucks, nigger. Nick, funny. Now, that church shit is crazy. Like, this is fuck.

Yeah, I know y'all gonna laugh right now. And this is no lie. Y'all know my crazy-ass stories. I got baptized at the camera swap me before. Nigger. Swear to God. At the Compton Swat me. Swear to God.

What? Oh, they can't see me? You got baptized at the Compton Swampon. Yep. RIP. RIP to the Compton Swat me because it's a Walmart now. Thanks a lot for y'all. They're baptized in one of these cups?

There's a-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. Hey, lean back, little niggia. Hey, lean back for not your motherfucker. Hey, God on everything. We cover this little nigga. God on everything. We cover this little nigger right now, Lord. We cover his life right now, Lord, with this Hennessy, nigga.

No. No, but, you know, it's crazy, though, because I feel that I was told that people give testimony through other people, right? And I don't go to church like that, but I feel like when God wants to talk to you, it may come from somebody. You know what I'm saying? I didn't have people say, I ain't religious,

but God wanted me to tell you this or something like that. So I always, you know, was like that. And I ended up, I used to live by the Compenswit meet maybe like 30 seconds away. I go to the ComptuSwatwick with my homie, RIP, Dave, one of my home boys.

We go on the Compton Swap Meet. I'm looking at goddamn video games and shit like that. You know what I'm saying? And then this lady comes out of nowhere. And she's like, hello, young man. And my homie Davey,

he starts denderville. by the cursor, oh, bitch, what the fuck you do? I'm like, no. Like, you know, because I, you know, respectful, respectful. I'm like, I'm like, yes, ma'am. She's like, let me ask you, have you been saved before? I said, yes, I've been saved before. She was like, would you be saved again?

I was like, yeah, I'll be saved again. I'm thinking she's about to give me a brochure or something like that. Right. She tells, follow me. I'm like, okay. So me and my homie is following this random lady, and she takes us to the parking lot. She pops over her trunk.

She has all these oils and, everything like that and she looked at us and she fucking put the holy oil on us and she prayed for us in the middle of, in the park line of a combatswit. And I was like, I got baptized in a commaswap meet. Amen.

I'm here for it. I respect it. I'm here for it. I respect it. She had a hustle. She was looking out. That's not a hustle though. She was selling Jesus on the back of the trunk.

Right, right. It was a hustle. But I was in a hustle. Because she was prepared, man. She was too prepared. But I don't even know what that oil was. Exactly. Why was a hustle? She could have put Crisco on me like, yeah, little boy.

No, most likely it was olive oil. Yeah, that's what they used. She's like, yeah, it's the anointed oil. They pray over it. Nah, but nigga need to get back into that shit. That shit is crazy. Into that shit. My bad, my bad guy.

Religion, bro. Religion. How was it for you growing up, though? Other than being bullied. You just born Muslim, you celebrate Ramadan, you fast for 30 days. And, yeah. Yeah, the days. You fast.

From 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. I don't need. Why do we all hide from Jehovah Witnesses? Because they're annoying. When they're knocking out your door, that's annoying. My grandpa's talking to them all the time. Any way that's forcing their idea on you? Yeah.

Like, no. And that's anyone. That's the cable guy. That's not just Jehovah's witness. The cable guys. That's like if you a Laker fan and a clipper niggas like, yo, you need a. There's no clipper fan in L.A.

Shut up. There's no clipper fans in L.A. Shut up. Anyone who forces anything is annoying. Exactly. That's crazy, though. I can hurt. What?

Because the cable guy used to come all the time. You know, it was a nigga named Mr. fucking Charles. I swear to God. I don't know if he's still alive. R.P. if he did, Mr. Charles. God, it's not putting death on people.

No. I'm putting death on people? Yeah, you put death on like a guest mom before. No, I fucking did it. No, he did. You did. What I say? You said, RIP, Ma.

He remembers. He remembers everything. He's the guy. My nigga. The nigga. The nigga talks about his. mom and he pointed to the sky. What am I supposed to understand? He's like, Mom, I'm like

No, he's going to have the cameras actually. I'm like I'm like she's no longer with us. He's like, no, she's doing. I would guess that too. Yeah. If you point it up, you're pointing to the goddamn sky and shit. But Mr. Charles, oh my God. He's challenged. Mr. Charles, my grandmother, okay,

let me give you a backstory, right? My grandmother took in 13 families of people that she didn't know. You know what I'm saying? So growing up, I had people that will, I would say uncles, like, you know, they weren't my real uncles and stuff. She felt like if people fell on hard times, she would look out for them and stuff. She would take them in. So, you know, she made jobs for people even around the neighborhood.

If somebody didn't have no money, take me to the store, cut my grass, and she would pay them. You know what I'm saying? But it was his nigger named Mr. Charles, who would fucking come around and he would have any trinket that he can find. And I have to sit in the living room with my grandma while she buys damn near everything from this nigga. You know what I'm saying? Like the Lakers will win a fucking championship. He's bringing a shirt from

three years before that. And my granny would buy that shit and I would sit there and watch that shit and be pissed the fuck off. Any nigga named Mr. Charles, you got to watch that nigga around your aunties and your grandma. Mr. Charles is slinging old Laker shirts and dick. Just understand this.

Oh, bro, please. Now I'm sitting there thinking, please. Mr. Charles, get my granny, I've never ran into Mr. Charles. What does you have, though? You have salesmen. Yeah, but like not. Not no Mr. Charles. Not none that I knew of.

Mr. Charles used to bring anything like, if you, you could find it at the 99th store. He had a whole trinket of that motherfucker. No, I was more so the girl that had the hot mom that, like, my mom put me in sports and all the coach. The hot mom. What does that mean? And the coaches would, like, hit on that mom. But they'd make me really uncomfortable about it.

Where's your mom? I don't know. She dropped me off as practice. I don't know. So there would be, like, extra nice of you and shit like that? Hell yeah. Sucked at soccer. Let me tell you,

nigger. That just goes to show you, niggas ain't shit. Ain't shit. She out here kicking the shit out of bounds every fucking play. They're like, good job! Yeah, they're like,

she's starting. Go! You're never on the day. She's starting every game. Every game. Come on, now. Don't play with it. I was a star player.

She touched the ball with her hands and shit. Oh, yeah. Like, don't worry about the ass. What? Traveling. Where's your mom? Crazy. That was like barbers for me, for me.

Like, my mom will bring us to the barbers shop. And they'd be like, We got them. You ain't got to worry about that shit. It is with my mom and my little brother. I didn't think about that. Yeah. Oh, it's like that now?

What? They love it. They'd be like, oh, stay. Yes. Let's talk. Let's catch up. I haven't seen you. But like, have you, like, solicited somebody?

Look at my guys. Have you solicited anybody like to your mom? Like, mom, like, mom I like him. Like, I used to do? Yeah. Yeah. I've tried to sell. What sold him, though?

I've tried to sell some guys on my mom. I don't know. I just, see their personality, they're charismatic, you know what I'm saying? I always let her know, though. I'm like, he's probably a liar, but you can have phone with that. You can have phone with that. What did you tell him about me?

He's probably a liar, but. But you can have fun with that. You might have fun with that. He makes me laugh sometimes. What about a bro? No, no. No, because you were, you ruined it. I don't.

Like, you're talking about my mom? I don't know. I don't rock after the homies, you know what? Wait, bro, respectfully, if you want that, I will back off, bro. No, no, no. That's all you. I don't even know her. That was a test.

I never met her. I don't know. He don't either. She said I'm attractive. She didn't say that. But her mom is banging. All my, all my niggas in their 40s.

No, seriously. She needs a man who's established and not a bum and like. He's established. He's like, he's going to knock my man. He got a music video dropping tonight. God damn.

Oh, I do. That's a fact. That's a fact. That's all bag. That's all that. That's crazy, though. You know what? I think we're going to end it like that.

How long we've been on for? No. No, we have. Come on, y'all. Look, I'm leaving in three, so it don't matter. Thank you, bro, for coming, man. I appreciate, hey, like I said, bro. Pleasure meeting you.

Hey, put me in a goddamn parody or something. Please, I'm in this shit now. Yeah, we got to figure out something. Yeah, let's do that shit. That shit is dope. Thank you. I bullshit you not. Do you have anything written up about?

My whole life, yeah. I got a book. I know. My screen, the after show will be live at 10 minutes, and I'm up a premiere new music video. Y'all tune the fuck in. Let's go. Right now.