No Jumper - At The End Of The Day w/ AD & Yassy Ep.1

Episode Date: October 9, 2020

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Hey. You left. Make some noise. On the right. Make some noise. So Adam, thank you for coming for our first podcast. Yes,

yes. I'm excited, man. You created hopefully something amazing. I feel like it is my duty as a Caucasian motherfucker who somehow ended up with a rap YouTube channel. It's my duty to put on talented, drunk POCs, such as a guy, such as yourself.

And you see this shirt? At the end of the fucking day shirt to be up. When we're going to have these motherfuckers up? I have no idea. Friday. Friday. This motherfucker Friday.

Hey, so look, the movement. We got at the end of the day with A.D. and Yazzy. You want to know what the fuck we're going to be talking about. Every week we're going to pick a topic. We're going to stick to the theme. And we're going to talk our shit.

We're going to bring energy. We're going to bring liquor. And speaking of liquor, let's take a fucking shot to start this off. Adam, you have to do at least one. You have to. You have to. You have to. That's what I'm talking.

Peer pressure, peer pressure. About to be a dad. And this is actually the first time Adam has ever drunk tequila with me. This is, wow, that's true. No, we took that shot in that weird gold one. You shot with Big Body Best, bro. Yeah. Oh, we shot.

Josh, Josh. You just gave me the weakest shot I've ever seen in my life. This is, truly a tear drop that you take. He put a tear drop in my car. Oh, yeah, say no mind. He put a tear drop in my cup. When you tell me that you're out drinking shots, this is what you're talking about? No, come on.

That was embarrassing. That was a pallet twilight twos up. We got to do this shit. Hey, by the way, I'm going to call you guys in the meantime. It's not drink champs. You guys are drink chumps. That's part of me. Is he coming out of?

Why was he coming out? Why is he? I'm hazing you. No, why was you hazing you? Welcome to the frat. I'm hazing you. Listen, I was watching your stream yesterday, too, by the way. What did you think?

And I seen, I was happy household and bought the shit up. Don't ever send me no shit like that again. Oh, yeah, Adam, it's weird. You probably would have been hyped if I sent it to you. No comment. Do you know what he sent me? Yeah. Okay.

I'm not going to say that out of that. I sent him Tiger's penis. I said, why? I said, pause, girl. Why would you do that shit? It wasn't even the actual image. I took a picture of the laptop screen with my phone because I had just copped T. Raw's only fans.

Okay. Can we toast to this? I don't even want to talk about it no more. Hey, to Tiger's cock. Okay. Yo, why are you like this? I was born this way. No, I'm buying an error.

Just kidding. Straight as an arrow. Straight as an arrow. So today's episode, we're going to talk about elementary. Adam, I hope you have some elementary school stories that is dear to you. Oh, I'd love to talk about elementary school. I love taking it back to back in the day. Come on.

You got some crazy stories, though? I don't know how crazy. Should I crack mine off first so you can hear what the fuck we come in? It's your podcast. I would love to hear you tell me an elementary tale. All right. So after every segment, what we're going to do? We're going to take a shot because we drink.

Jazzy drinks and she consents, right, Yazie? I consent to drinking liquor on this podcast. I feel like people was looking at me like, you're trying to get her drunk and stuff like that. No, no. So, Yazzie can sense. And she drinks like I drink. She has a little smaller body, but she can handle herself. It's okay.

You can get her drunk because you're not going to presumably sleep with her, right? What's up? Why? Why is he like this? You're right. You're right. I don't want to put that energy out. You're making it.

He's taking this where it shouldn't be. No, but okay, this is something that. you should be ready for is that if you guys are going to do a podcast together everyone's going to be like oh like if you guys ever hooked up will you ever think that you slept with house phone and cam girl people ask me actually to be honest all the time do you slept a cam girl no but even though i think i think it's pretty obvious than me and camgirl i haven't slept together if you've ever watched the podcast and sort of like felt our energy but still people ask all the time like if you can sleep at one of them house phone and camgirl who would it be it might be less weird if i slept with house phone

Hell no. Y'all have more of a connection. Yeah, I don't know. Hey, the boys are sticking together. It might be a little bit more awkward to be honest to hook up with Gabriel. That's how not hooking up we are is that it would be more. I don't know. I don't want to put that in.

I respect that. But Housephone got some nice titties, though. Go to hell. I'm not about to play. Black Anom is off the table, bro. I want to backpedal because realistically there's probably a lot of G's and G's. and Gietz who are going to watch this shit because of you, so I don't want to put any gay jokes out there.

My bad's all the O.Gs. It's 20-20. We're not tripping. We fuck with gay people, man. We ain't tripping. But I don't want O.G. suicide to be watching this and thinking. Suicide told me that he's doing a magazine cover, so he fucking loves you. No, no.

Shut up. Everybody got to be quiet in the background. Yeri, thanks for th thorn off. Also, shut up to Vell. As long as we're talking about, geez, the one and only Lavelle from fucking Long Beach is here. Fucking Yuri's going to throw my fucking phone some tequila. Yeah, that was so strange. Man, I just

helped my brother out and he's going to do that shit to me. He threw your phone in tequila? Yeah, he's... Piece of shit. Questionable. So look, I'm gonna start this fucking story off, right? When I was in the fifth grade, right? Right. There was his fucking kid. His name was Arthur. Right? I hate him already. Yeah. He wasn't an

art bark, was it? No, he wasn't a ard bark. He wasn't a nigga that, that, uh... You know, speaking to Arthur... That clenched his fist? No. Speaking of Arthur, do you notice that Arthur has no fucking ears, bro? Yeah, I pisses me out. No, he does. They're up there, but his glasses hang on there. So they just hang on the side of his head.

He's special. He's special. He's special. So look, I like how this podcast has quickly turned into you roasting Arthur. Yeah. Fuck Arthur. Grow up. Hey, and I see, hey, what a wonderful kind of day.

Pasta. Shout to my pasta game. No. Facts. Shout to the pasta game. Banana. Banana. I remember that one.

I hate the people who watch this podcast are trying, are going to have to catch up with all of our stupid, drunk high jokes from. the live stream. But every time we make some new one though and it comes natural. Yeah. But back to the fucking story. So it's his kid named Arthur, right? Big ass Samoan kid. Man, I love my Samoan niggas though. Okay. But he was like three times bigger than everybody, right? So he used to like punk everybody and shit. Push them down and shit. Take their lunch and all type of shit. He always left me alone. One day I was playing Kim's. You know what Kim's is? No. Kim's is a fucking game. I don't know. It might be some West Coast shit where you

hit the shit like pool, but they're like these little circles and shit, and you're trying to get them in pockets. Okay. You never heard of that shit. It's called Kems. I don't know. This is some Crip stuff? No, it's a fucking middle school, I mean, elementary school game, Adam. But they didn't have that in New Hampshire, I don't think. Hey, so one day, this nigga Arthur,

I'm in line, the lunch line, it's a long-ass lunch line, right? He'd been bullying everybody forever. This nigga Arthur tries to cut me in the lunch line. Ooh. Right? And he was like, I need to get in front of you. And I'm like, no. This nigga Arthur pushes me to the floor.

Oh. I get up. I knew, like, I got to, you know what I'm saying? Make a name for myself. I start punching a fuck out of Arthur face like this. There's like marshmallow. I was like, nigga.

I was punching a fuck out of Arthur's face. Wow. And I thought all the kids is going to rally behind me and be happy. Nope. That motherfuckers went and told Miss fucking Harris that I punched Arthur

and that bitch took my Pokemon cards, bro. My fucking collection. What? Took my fucking Pokemon cards. bro. But you get back, right? No, I never got them back.

And if you understand the value of how much those holographic Pokemon cards would be right now. Yeah. It'll be, man, I'd be rich as fuck. Now you would. Off of this fucking Pokemon. I had so many shiny Charzards and all type of shit. So fuck you, Ms. Harris.

That was fucked up, bro. Respectfully. Damn. That was an impassioned tale right there. I really respect that right there. You're upset. I thought I was going to be the hero to school and they told on me. But you know what my observation about that straight is, though, is that I remember

being a young kid and like expecting that people wouldn't tell on me and shit in school and I was just let down over and over everybody is snitching when you're like eight but he's he's hurting everybody on the fucking i'm like i'm thinking i'm about to be batman of the fucking school and they tell on me right like i'm the fucking bully but were you like then looked at like you're a fucking badass no i wasn't hell though listen there was no gang banging thought in my brain around that time I'm just a regular kid. But all the kids in school have to then be looking at you like you're a tough dude. Don't play with him.

After that. Yeah, yeah. After that. That's worth it right there. But they told on me. I feel like I tried to do that move when I was in elementary school and I just got beat up. I pick a fight with somebody and then they just wop your ass and it's kind of like, well, at least you tried. Tell me one of your elementary school fight stories.

Let's hear this. Okay. So my parents had me at this summer camp, which sounds like kind of fancy, but actually. I'm in the summer camp. They would just take you. They would bring me to the boys club and there was a van. Pause. Every day.

Pause. That would then take me to like, you know, this fucking, I don't know. It was like a recreational area with just like some picnic tables and like some woods and shit. And this was just like a day camp. It was probably some shit that my parents did that was like hell at cheap. Like you could pay them like a little bit of money and they just take your kids and like have them doing activities and playing sports and shit every day. Right. So I did that.

And I remember that there was this kid and we were like all playing down by this like river or some shit like a little creek type thing and he had this like read like a like a stick type thing. Pause, true. Yeah, there's. Yeah, and different kind of stick. I know in the hood stick might be.

That means like a gum out of the blammy. The blammy pack. Which would put me on to now. We are Blamey boys. Blamey boys. But anyway, he for some reason decided that he could play with me and he was whipping me in the calves with this fucking stick.

With his read. Yes. And I just turned around and I beat the dog shit out of him like way, like worse than he deserved, to be honest. Like he had glasses. I was like breaking the glasses. Did he like put on purpose? No, I don't remember. Was it Barth Allemew?

I don't remember. I'm going to say his name Barth Alley Mew. Why would you just go and name this individual that? Because he's in the summer count with Bart. Yeah, I was with Bart. I used to style Bart where my heart used to be, just for the record. Oh. You don't listen to not Gucci Mame.

My dad thought you were Gucci Mew. You know what I'm not Gucci Man? For the record, Adam's dad thought I was fucking Gucci Man. My dad was in my living room, and the TV was like auto playing with the sound off. And it was just playing a couple of, like, music videos, and then it played a random no-jumper news clip. And my dad, who was like, oh, they're completely out of touch. He just looks at it and he just goes, it's me and AD on the news. Is this Gucci Main?

Shout out the pop. And I just met him, too. He was a good guy. He sounded dead serious. Your mom, though, I see she's like. like the energetic one. My mom. I can tell.

If you meet my mom. I met your mom. I'm talking about if you meet my mom. No, no. If you meet my mom, it kind of like helps you understand me. Because I feel like we sort of have like similar personality, but she's really,

really nice and I'm kind of ridiculous. I was watching last night too. So one thing that you don't know is I watched the Tuesday podcast. Oh, you do? Okay. Yes. I do my homework and shit like that. Okay.

And I like how you said AD, they call him Black Adam. He's just like me. We turned up and all type of shit. I appreciate that shit. Thank you, my brother. for believing in your brother. Okay, they're having a brother moment.

On crib. Now is your fucking time to tell a story. Yeah, see, let's get it. Yes. Oh, man. All right, so the narrative of my whole childhood was bullying because... You got picked on? All the time.

Because, you know what it is with me? I have a very weird face. I went through like eight nationalities. No, no, I was like an Indian young man for like the first half of my life. Yeah. So, I will never forget this. You were 18 years. I think you're a good-looking,

Oh yeah, no. No, you don't understand. I'm new to this. I'm not true to this, okay? This took a lot of work. So when I was younger, I always wanted to be like around everyone. I wanted to be included.

I wanted to be involved. And, you know, like... No, I'm just thinking about the Indian shit. Oh, no, don't worry. The pictures are coming. People thought you were Indian? Yeah. And they didn't fuck with you

because they thought you were Indian? No, it was just, I don't know why it was always a joke in elementary school to make fun of Indian kids. Did you have Indian vibes? I gave them Indian vibes. But anyways. You pulled up on the carpet? Shut up.

No, that wasn't that, was it? Shut up. Anyway. Anyways, so I'm Egyptian and I'm black. So my granddad. She has a walk. Hey, apparently she's Egyptian. Yeah, okay.

Anyways. Banana. Banana. Manana. Manas. Anyways, my religion is my... I hate y'all both so much. I'm sorry.

We're fucking up your son. I make a popcorn? Yeah, I do smell that too. On the microwave is on fire. Are we sure? nothing's burning? Can we double check? Because I feel like Yuri might pull a Ryan Howard and microwave a little pizza or something

and I wouldn't be surprised. My brother did that when we were little. Oh, it's next door. They're burning. Next door is on fire? Oh, what are you putting the microwave? Popcorn?

You're about time. You're stressing out. Nigel, I told you about that fucking date, nigga. He's probably about to be eating some popcorn. Oh. Anyways. Him and Val gone go habs on a bag of Pop-Smart. It's dead okay.

It's all right. Thanks for fucking up our show. I only eat smart food. You're so boozy. You're so bougie. JK. Can you measure Indian story? Oh, okay.

So they thought you were a small Indian boy. No, I don't think they, I think they knew I was a girl. I think it was just easy to say I was a boy. So. You know, I would never forget this fucking kid either. Anyways, so my grandfather, who came to pick me up from school in traditional, you know, Muslim garments called the Galebeah. They look like long maxi dresses.

Oh, okay. Okay. That's where the Indian rumor comes from. Yeah, this is where all the Indian stuff starts going on, but it gets worse. So, 9-11, you know, in school, you got to learn about it. In Jersey. Yeah, in Jersey. Kind of like right there.

You got to learn about 9-11 and stuff. So my teacher had Circle Time. She played the guitar. I will never forget her bitch ass She goes, you know The people who committed the crimes On 9-11 were indeed like our friend Yasmin here

She put you in that category Yeah, she put me in that category All offense intended So I said Wait, what? And then the kid next to me said No, they didn't, she's Indian In reality First of all

neither. First of all, fuck both of y'all. I will never forget it. Miss, what was her name? Mr. Burton. Wait, me and Adam? Or you're a teacher? Not my teacher. Y'all too, though. For laughing. For laughing. For laughing. That's funny. It's a funny story. Fuck that.

So you are the Indian. I'm whatever at this point. You know what? That's the, another shot. Are you down? No, I'm taking shots of the white claw, my friend. Put our white claw on it, nigga, come on. Yeah, come on. Put it in the Red Cup. Be cool. Hip hop.

I'm claw gang. I was, I tried to convince my personal trainer that I got my girlfriend pregnant by jizzing on a white claw and having her drink it. Josh, I'm so sorry Josh. Josh is going to take a claw shot too. No, do you say something. Josh is the only person over here

that really drinks with me. Right. And Yazzy and Yazzie. Yeah, you guys are both alcoholics. Let's talk about that. I'm not a fucking alcohol. Hold on. Hold on. Real quick. Real quick, real quick, real quick, my 11 year old brother texted me and said, shout me out. Shout out Noah.

Shout out Big Noah. Shout out Noah. I know that's right. You call him Big Noah? He's little. No, that's dope. That's what be his name going for. Yeah, that's Big Nodo.

You know what I mean? Big Nodo? Big Nodo. Big Nodo. Is he Indian? Is he Indian? Let's go. Also, Adam, we are not alcoholics.

We enjoy life. If you're of age, take a shot with us every time. Hold your cup up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, normally I don't even drink on the podcast. We're breaking it open right here. Yes. Pause.

Do we, like, really? You can pause me if I say bust it over. You said breaking it. it open. Why did your mind go there? Busting it open would be a pausible offense. You can't go in there. We have to have a conversation about over pausing. I think you are an overpaws.

You're an overpaws. No, no, you both over pause. You both over pausing. I will take you to the court of pausing. And you have ADD. You have ADD? You have ADD? No, welcome to pause court. Shout to my pausing game, niggas. You want to join. Come get ravioli then.

You have a completely different personality when you're hanging out with us versus when you're with your gang friends and you're not. What do you mean? When you're here, you just say pasta over and over. You say fucking banana. But then you go hang out with your tough friends and you're just like, oh, yeah. Are you jealous?

Crip, crib, crib, cook. Adam, let me tell you. Adam, Adam, thinks, without watching my stories. Like, I'm going to tell you, Azie. So I'm showing him my phone one day. And you know how you're recent people that you text and talk to. Adam is like, he looks at my phone. He says,

all these people you're fucking talking to. He thinks I talk to him all fucking day. First of all, he don't answer after 8 p.m. That's real. I just don't even exist. So when I first started coming around, I'm like, hey, Adam, what's up? I'm saying them shit. I'm calling him here and asked.

I'm like, yeah. I'm in pure dad mode. Keep in mind, I get up at seven. No, it's before fucking dead mode, bro. I'm in dad mode. No, this is before a fucking dad mode, bro. I can't go out and not my girl going to trip out. Oh, man.

No, she's cool. I just don't want her. I don't like going out past. I was eight. Eight? I leave here. I go home. Wait,

I need to sleep. I need a lot of rest. If your homie A.D. hit you up at 8 p.m. Right. Why wouldn't you respond back? You hit me back in the morning. Maybe he's busy.

Eight is a, that's like grandma cutoff hours, bro. I know what kind of guy you are. What kind of guy is he, please? You're known to spin the block. You're known to slide, as they say. You're known to slide. Allegedly.

And I'm not trying to allegedly. I just don't want to be the fifth guy in the fucking Honda Accord when you guys are spinning the block on some ops, you know? No, I'm over here. I'm in the valley now. Hey, like 21 Savage said, nigger, I don't do no drills. I am full-time rapper, podcasting actor mode. He's lying and you're lying. You're all a bunch of cappers.

So let me ask you this then. Since we're talking about this shit, why do you have a glammy pack now? Maybe I rubbed off on you. No, that's not a pause. Oh, pause. Sorry, thank you, Laura. Thank you. That is a pause.

Wait, what was the pause? I rubbed off. What up, G. Oh, right. You did rub off on. Paws. Yeah. I don't know.

You're going crazy right now. You know, I just got to look out for myself and shit. Exactly. I feel that. So I just told Laura, before we started this shit, I said, um, this gun is a, this gun. AD, AD, AD, AD, AD. This gun.

The emoji. gun. 80, 80, 80. The emoji gun. Remember when the emoji was a real gun? And that's a water gun? They took that from us. We have lost so much to the

social justice warriors. So the water gun. They took the gun from us. That's around the vicinity. I'm about to join the NRA. It's to protect us. Okay. Let's join it.

Don't join the proud boys, bro. No. I can't put you no one. That's got a totally different vibe. Can you join the not fucking around? What's it called? The black militia. What's it called?

Fuck, fuck, fuck. What's the black militia call? That are going around with all the straps. I think I'm going to just sort of let them do their thing. I don't think they need me to join necessarily. You don't think you'd be like an asset? You don't think you could add value? I feel like I could probably add value in other ways.

No, like on paper. So, yes. We'll do a podcast. I should do a podcast. I should do a interview with Antifa. That's what I was talking? No, not Antifa. Just whoever.

Just some guys who say they're Antifa. That's the black militia group. What is it? The NFAC. Not fucking around proof. I thought that's what it was. That's what they name. Is that what a stand for?

What? I want to join. Oh, wow, that's lit. Wait. They're not, oh, they can't see. It's not fucking around. You notice how there's no pasty mayonnaise-skinned guys in there? I think that they probably are, they're probably cool on me.

Why do you call you, wait, and I want to know also. It's mayonnaise game. Why is there another Nose jumper ad on the black militia? It's a retargeting thing where the ads for our products that get retargeted to other websites. Hey, but you know what? I'm happy, though. Because no jumper is down with the people. Maybe not enough to join the black militia, but yeah, definitely.

No, you're not, no, you can't join the black militia. Maybe ABK. Oh, you were testing me there. I just want to see. Would I make the cut, you think? I think you're Indian. You know what the vibe I'm getting is, is that you've always sort of felt like your ethnicity was up in the air. Like, you didn't really know what you identified with.

I feel like. I would say Hispanic. Yeah, I get Dominican a lot. You do get Dominican vibe. Now what about Dominican made you do that? I don't know. Okay. He's just a crazy guy.

He's fucking psycho. Is Pitbull Dominican? I don't know anything about the Dominican. I truly don't know. I don't want to sound like. Please don't. Actually, don't. Don't say anything.

All I know about the Dominican Republic is that Joe Bunning and then like talk about that as like a normal place to go on vacation, but I've never been there. I've never been. Dominican. Yeah. Dominican what? Banana. I think

Dominican would put it with the bananas. They eat bananas. They eat bananas right here. They got it at 711. What? Platano. You are Dominican.

Is that plantains? Yes. I guessed it. It sounds good in Spanish. Waguan. Wagwan. They said that in the UK. Walk one.

Do they really? Have you seen what the fuck is that UK crime show that I was? Top boy. I've never seen it. You should watch it.

I heard it's dope. You would learn a lot about the UK from watching that. Right now, I'm on Lovecraft Country and the boys. Oh my God, I love that show. I'm already done the boys.

Please watch that show. Please, I'm not sport of boys from me, pause. Lovecraft Country is fucking amazing. Guess what I watched half of last night? What? Boomerang. Eddie Murphy? Eddie Murphy?

You only watched half? It's such a good movie. I fell asleep. I got to finish this night. Hey, thank you for, I've been saying you to watch these movies. Shut up for you for tapping in. I'm trying to thicken my, pause. Boss?

Whoa. Are we over buzzing? I'm trying to thicken my knowledge of all these movies so that I have more shit to talk about. I told you to watch. Baby boy. Let me, I'm gonna write this right now. Boy.

Boy. Boy's in a hood. Baby boy. Payed and full. State property. State. Oh, state.

That's a good one. No, because, okay. Before we continue, I want to tell you something. Go ahead. One day, somebody tweeted at me and they said, yo, this N-word,

Adam 22, fucked Leonard of the plug and blank. That shit was a certified hood classic. That made an impression on me. Go to hell. I immediately started thinking about my porno. Like it was a fucking Papoose mixtape or some shit. I used to be a big Papoose fan.

I am a big Papoose fan as it is right now. What's those hats he wears on love and hip-hop? It's like my 10th grade teacher. Black love or some shit. He got the illest brand of like these hats. He's not fucking around. Black-love. Just say some ill shit on it.

My fucking 10th grade teacher, his name was Mr. Holine. He used to, he used to say, listen to this papoose. Oh, yeah. Alphabetical slops. He put you on that, like as a teacher. He put us on, I swear to God. Listen to the power of the rap. You could really do something with yourself, AD.

You could get out of Compton, you just have to be a lyrical, miracle, genius rapper like Papoose. But then also, Mr. Halim had fought the basketball coach. He fought up in school? Not like, not in front of the kids, but they went to the back and they handled their shit. You know what I'm saying? You just knew about it? Yeah, I knew, but he told me.

Because he came with a band-aid on his hair. I said, Mr. Halene, I was like, yeah. I said, Miss Arlene, what you got the band-day for? He was like, I'm going to keep a G-ewe. issue like me and you know me and the basketball you had to get down real quick though right so that was dope though can i tell you one more elementary school story this is what is supposed to be elementary apparently this is the whole podcast yes yes today i was really into pogs early on the the the not what is that wait what is that a pog is a cardboard circle it's about maybe like a

millimeter or too thick and what you would do is you would each like if me and you were going to play have a pog battle, we would each take three of our pogs, put them up, and then so we would stack it up, six of them, wow. Demon shit. And then you would have to, and then you would have a slammer, right? Which is like a heavier

it's like a piece of metal or like heavier plastic and you would take the slammer and you slam it down on top of the pogs that are these cardboard circles and you would basically go back and forth and whoever flipped over the most of the pogs got to have some of the other persons

pogs. So it was like a childhood version of gambling, basically. But the pogs were very collectible and you would like decide like what kind of pogs you were willing to play for and shit like that, you know? And so you didn't have pogs. No, bro. Was this in the 60s?

No. Shut the fuck on. This was the early 90s. You ageist prick. This was the early 90s and it was a cultural insane. Bro, this was like tickle me Elmo. Tickle me Elmo also

say a curse words. Bro, this was like, no, pump. No, he did it. What? They had him in Knisbury Farm.

It rocked and shocked the nation, my friend. I thought these were pins. I thought you put these on jackets. No, Knowsbury Farm had them. I thought you flicked them.

Pogs rocked and shocked the nation. It took over the country. And I was a 1978. In my school. In his day. In my elementary school.

In Adams day. I was coming heavy with the Pogs. I was leading the charge with the Pogs. Like, I was getting, all the other kids play pogs.

I was the pogg motherfucker's pauses. I was the pog master. Are you dead ass? The pug master. Wait, no, are you dead ass? What? You're fucked.

You're fucked. Yeah. We're going to talk about that later. Yeah. The pog master. Like, what is that? The pug master? What's wrong with that?

Don't say it again in a serious tone. You're making me cringe. You're kind of freaking me out. You're kind of making me rethink this whole thing. Maybe I should have just gave Kiki this show. Maybe this guy ain't it. He said, Pogmaster.

Okay. I was trying to elude to pasta. But it was. I thought out. Are you serious? Anyway. Are you? I got.

I got Pogs banned from the school because I was taking everybody's Pog so crazy. Like I was just racking up Pogs daily. And then no, no, no. That's not a pause. And then, but so they ban Pogs from school. I go home. I'm mad as fuck about it, right? I start telling my little sister, I'm like mad as fuck.

I'm like, we got to do something about this. So we didn't have no spray paint or anything, but we had chalk. So we went to the school and we wrote all over the school like free the paws. And you want to know what the fucked up thing? I was in like fourth grade. My sister was in second grade. So we had a babysitter for after school. And the babysitter thought this was all good and she rolled with us.

Not she rolled with you. And my mom was so mad. I think she dammed and fired the fucking babysitter. She needs to be fired. She at least reprimanded her. I don't think she fired her. I think she just reprimanded her. But free the pogs all over the school.

And then I'm sitting there in class, right? And a fucking teacher comes into my whole class. I'm like fourth grade. And the teacher says to the class, or it might have been the principal. Honestly, I might have been the vice principal. But they came and they say to the whole class, like, yesterday the school was vandalized

with some pro-poogged. And I'm sitting there thinking like, oh, you fucked up. Like, they're not going to just take this lying down. Like, they got to do something about this. That pogomasta. And they were like, oh, like who, who, I forget who. I think somebody rated me. I don't think I turned myself in.

I think somebody knew that it was me. You had a straight tall. You had a fucking rat in your ranks? There was a rat. The same thing that happened with me with Arthur, they did to you, bro. That's a fact. You did it for the pause. That's a fact.

I got suspended. I did it for the punch. I think I might have just had detention, but I might have suspended. well I got my fucking Pokemon card stolen so I hope your suspension was worth it well I was going through an identity crisis so I feel like that's what's fucked up is like you go to school you go to public school in Compton

and you end up with some shady ass shifty ass teachers that'll just jack a kid's Pokemon cards to go sell that this party sold you they probably bought some Balenciagas with that money you would do the same thing if you had gone in a different direction you would become an elementary school teacher in Compton You would probably be trying to jack some Pokemon cars from some unsuspected kid too.

I'm like, you have a shiny Charles art. You could have gone the other direction. You could have became Brian Pumper. You would have been on the train. Okay. Like, you always have to take this turn. You was obsessed with Ryan Pumper, bro. Because you know him from back of the day.

He was banging the same set as you. No, he was not. No. Please do not dis my game. Suicide is not going to let this cover come out. Please do not dis my gang. He's yelling at the TV right now. He went for the home.

No, Brian Puber. He's going to have to run down on Brian Pumper. Also, shout at the podcast. pun in the building. Child of P.U. The legend himself. So, so Adam is just going. Yeah, I don't know.

Adam is just like in his own world at this point. I will not stop until AD starts doing porn. So, you're going to get you on some steroids. So a little backstory is this nigga Adam since March, every week since March. AD, you could just come join only fans, man.

I can make you six figures, man. We can really do this shit, man. Real money. These gay dudes, they want to see somebody like you fuck. Oh my gosh. You just took it too far. Always. Always takes it too far.

Who do you think is buying the Tiger only fans of shit? You, you sent me that shit yesterday. Yeah, he bought it. Besides me, I would say it's probably a lot of gay. You sent that shit yesterday. Stop doing that. He did buy it. Shout out Tiger.

Nice rod. Hey, I'm sitting there chilling. I'm watching the boys and I get a text message from Adams. And then he sends Tiger's shit. And I'm like, come on, Cull. Pause. That's not cool I thought we were on the same page

No, we're not Absolutely not If you thought that was the same page We need to be Not even reading the same book Not even reading the same book You need to turn the page buddy So yes

Can you give another story please I want to just learn more about Yassi on this podcast Because realistically they kind of know you The fans How many viewers we got? 2,000, 2,000 Loyal, dedicated rockin numbers

Shout to the pasta gang niggas Let's learn about Yassi a little bit So you've had an identity People called you a Hindu boy. An Indian man. An Indian young man. Okay, let me tell you something about yourself and I want to hear you react to it. Most, and this is not like intentional, but most of the women that I have hired throughout my time, why are you bringing up?

Oh, it's coming. There you go! That's me. That's what they said I looked like, Sanjay. But he just had a picture of you as a child. Wait, wait, that's for later. It's for later. It's a Indian young man.

How did they get this photo? We sit in. We are prepared, Adam. We are prepared. This is a baby picked podcast? We got everything. I would have came equipped. I got some baby flicks.

I would have told my mom to get the scan on. Hit up FedEx, Mom. Anyway, pop, my stuff. Most of the girls that I have hired realistically are the types, I think, who are not really that appreciative or like that concerned about maybe like different talent or like, you know, different people coming on to them.

I can't like Kim has had a boyfriend for a long time and she always has kind of been like very like any any rapper trying to holler at her it was like they were yelling at a fucking brick wall or whatever Laura might say sort of the same thing people out there they don't know that much about Laura no no no she don't fuck around I won't throw Laura in that category because I have seen Laura get her crush on we go talk about that one day

we're not going to put Laura we know no this is not us this is not a idiot and Yazdie the thing about The thing about Yassie is that I have had some rappers and some like dudes in the game holler at me being like, who is that? Because they see her on stream and she's kind of like, send him through. Yazzie's a demon. I'm a single young woman. I'm a single young woman in L.A. I'm allowed to have my own opinions.

Yeah. Send him through. Why are you pointing to me? No, I just pointed it in here. I was like, I just, nothing to do. I feel like single stories, y'all. There could be a future in which, yes, you know, I don't know. Like, nothing is just like,

I'm trying to recruit the only fans. This is what it's going to? Hell no. Sometimes the rappers. I just feel like there's a chance that she could end up boo-boed up with a rapper. And it's going to be a thing. Like, if you possibly, if you become one take Jay's baby mama, it's going to be a topic of conversation.

We're going to have to talk about it. I genuinely. If you have a baby with someone in the Troyline, yeah. We're going to have to talk about it. It's a thing. It's a movie. What about Kiki?

That's going to be a thing. We're going to have to talk about. I genuinely don't aspire to be a baby mama. Okay. You know. But even just a, you know. A girlfriend? Like, if you become Blueface's side chick, I don't know.

Like, will that affect our working relationship? I just want to tackle these problems, like, head on before that happens. I am a very head, huh? Oh, yeah. You got joined the show. I don't know about that. If you join Blueface's. Bad Girls Club?

Yeah, I don't think that's... You know what? I'm one of those people. I always stay in my lane. I'm going to stay in my lane type of a gap. That's a lane. That's a specific lane. Yeah, that's a specific lane. I don't think I have the heart for that.

You know what I mean? I have no comments. You're making it weird. Okay, if one of your homies ask you to introduce you and put it in a good word with you ask you. I would do it. Okay. Why wouldn't I?

If you trust them. You're giving me lying vibes. When your voice gets higher, it sounds like you're lying. What would I lie for? That's a liar type thing to say right there. My nica. Why would you lie to make your life easier? We're all just telling.

We're all just talking. Oh, my God. Back to the stories. Yeah, another story, please. Now that we've already, I've publicly worried about you becoming blueface's side chick.

Did you really? No, I was just, it was just an example. I feel like I got singling me out. You should introduce her. I'm going to introduce her. To what? Blueface.

To blueface? No, I'm okay, I think. The Crips. You know what? I think he's in a relationship and I'm very respectful. Can you tell another story, please? I mean, I tried.

Why are you to come on our first show and make this weird? I know, and make it weird. I wanted to create a narrative. Like, let's talk about Yassi. Let's talk about what might become of Yassi. Why don't you ever talk about me? I do. I told you I wanted to start the recording.

You want me to gang bang forever. Just give you tips on how to hurt people. That's not true. I don't need tips on how to hurt people. You guys are ridiculous. I almost shot somebody today. I'm going to be real. I probably shouldn't say that on here.

He did. I was running around. He told me the story. He was outside. There was a guy standing outside my house trying to take pictures of my girl. He held it down. Did you have your Blemie pack equipped? You know how we're rolling? Allegedly.

Allegedly. You know how we're coming? You know how we're coming? You know, I'm bumming, all that. No, no. Don't say, I got to say both. I don't have to fend nobody. You just told, bro.

You can't be neutral. I don't want to offend Ruby Rose, you know. She's both. How do you feel about her switching sides? Let's just spark some shit out. Who else can do that? Who they fucking would at the time? No one holds them.

I love a blue rose. You really feel like that? She's so beautiful. Yeah. Girls can just switch sides. Right. Would you? Yes, I would. How would you feel when all her, the people from her neighborhood are mad as fuck?

Like, you wouldn't take offense to that? I'm going to say, I'm fucking your bitch. No, you won't. You're not trying to sever ties with the other side? So why would they be mad over her? I don't know. I just, I would imagine. that you would be diplomatic about it.

First of all, bro, the gang shit is not what you think it is, bro. I'm a suburban woman. I just want to throw that out there. It's more color on color than it is Bloods Against Crips, bro. This is not 1992. Color on color? Color on color. It's the same thing as Bloods on Crips, right?

No. That means blood's getting to a bloods, getting to it with Crips. That's how that should be. So why would somebody that went from the blood side if she came and got some of this, you know, some of that seed meat? Right. You know what I'm saying? Seamy is crazy.

They ain't wrong with that. They shouldn't be nobody to be mad. You should call your dick seafood. That's hard. Oh, my God, Adam. That should be my only fan's name. No, that could be a bar for you. Coming to the stage.

Seafood, everybody. Loki. She sucked my dick while I'm throwing up the sea. Seafood. I love when he loki like freestyles. What I had Loki. We do this at all the time. All we missing is a split.

That was hard. Put me in a booth. Boss. Put me in a booth. Can I sing the hook? Yes. I'll write it too. Okay.

I don't know that's fucking right. I can't write for a woman. I'm too hard. Too ganges. Anyway, it's got to be less about me, more about you guys. So talk to me about, again, you're a murderous gang member. You said? No, I am.

No, he never said that. Why would you ever say that? He didn't say that. I was saying, yeah, as he'd tell another elementary school story. Okay, let's learn more about that. Jesus Christ. Jesus. Oh, okay.

This may be my last five, because the police will be at the door. I hope not I may need bail no, Jennifer. I hope not. I love here. Damn. Anyways. So yeah, identity crisis

continued to the fifth grade. There was a kid who was actually of Indian descent. I'm half Middle Eastern. Therefore, we grow hair a lot. I was one of those girls with a little stash.

Like, I ain't going to lie. Even in fifth grade? Yeah, my shit was like fully grown, though. Like, my shit was like... She was Ned Flanders on me. Nah, my shit, you saw me like, my shit, it was definitely there. She pulled up, Ned Flanders on him. It was definitely there.

It was definitely healthy, okay, you know? You could braid it. Sit it on my lip a little bit. But, you know, I was in the lunchroom with a fellow Indian classmate. And I was genuinely surprised that this young man had a fully grown. mustache. Like it connected, the beard was growing in. I said, wow. That's great. You have a fully grown mustache. And he said, so do you. And I said, I'm ready to go home and cry right now. You told him that. Yeah. Wow. No, yeah. And they already thought she was Indian.

Yeah, I already got picked on all the time. So it was just like, damn, bro. Like, not another thing. Where is that man at today? Yeah, what an asshole. I blocked him everywhere. You still know him? Yeah. What's his name? Call him right now. I don't want to. I don't want to. to call him out. I will not call him out. He's going to be famous. I will not call him out. The guy who dis yesy. Did he end up becoming a blood? No. But he ended up changing who I am

for the better because I invested in waxing. Best thing I ever fucking did. Some would I take that as defeat. No. I mean in the moment of your appearance and you had spent a bunch of money? I do think about it. Mohammed, we're going to fuck you up, nigga.

See, now that's a race thing. That's a race thing. It is. His name wasn't Mohammed. No, but that would be like saying. if it was a white guy like oh Brian we're gonna fuck you up Adam Adam the first man the same shit I was the first man for all races if you call me Tyrone I can get offense

Tyros oh yes you would that's so offensive Come on Tyrone If I started calling you Tyrone that was it right If you say it it's fucked oh you got yourself it yeah That'd be a funny that's your rap alias Tyrone The Junkyard Dog No you're not you remember the rest of the junkyard dog I've never heard that

From what I remember he was just a nasty He just looked grimy as fuck, bro. Pull up the junkyard dog. I want to gaze upon him. What is that? You ever thought about being a wrestling? No. Actually, when I was...

Look at this motherfucker. He came through with the chain. Now, what is... Who the fuck is... He was just like Mark Henry. Bro. Junkyard dog was dripping. No.

W.E? Yo, a rapper should take on the name Junkyard dog. Oh, wow. The slim thick look. Who the fuck is that? Look at it. action figure. Oh, he's a demon.

He looks like, I'm not going to say it. I was honestly, low-keyed thinking that, but I don't even, I don't even know him enough to play like that. I don't know what I was going to say, Val. I just censored myself real good. Because, yo, pull up. Hey, Bill. Replace junkyard dog with Hercules, because this was the white version, right?

Didn't he come through with the chain around us? The black one I remember his name was Mark Henry. That was the legend. Vlad had him on the other day. What up? Your new name is junkyard dog. Your name is junkyard dog, you know. But look at Hercules.

Hercules will pull up with the chain too. This is such an easy way to be a wrestler is that you would just put a big chain in your neck. Who came first? Hercules or junkyard dog? I don't know, but honestly, if Hercules came after? I think Hercules was stealing from my people's Adam. Josh just starts WWF junk.

We're lucky that we didn't just get taken off YouTube for pornography because it could have been bad. Val, you think this looks like you a little bit? That's you, man. This is your swag right here. Junk Y'all. Junkyard Dog Bell. Junkyard Dog.

Yo, Junkyard Dog, hard as hell. All right, what are we talking about? What are we talking about? So, yeah, he got disrespected, and this guy, he continues to bother her. But you didn't, like, in high school just, like, decided to throw him some play or none? Not even a little. Good.

She got to thought about that. I was traumatized. No, he wasn't cute. So if he was cute and he did that too, you would do it? I'd make him apologize. And then maybe we could work something out from there. He should apologize then. Yeah.

Let me tell you another one of my elementary school stories. Him with it. This was kind of bad, man. So I went to this monastery school. Do you know what monastery school is? Some Catholic shit? No. Is it a Montessori?

I don't fucking know, gosh. I'm trying to be smart right now. Monastery is where. nuns go. Well, that's not where I went. So, look, to put this shit in a nutshell, my mom sent me to a school was in the back of this old lady's fucking house.

In the fucking Compton, right? Oh, wow. Yes. It was across the street from Jack in the Box and the donut shopping shit. Hell. Right. And they had one of them, there was one of them schools where they can, like, hit you in the knuckles with the rulers. She thought you were so bad that she sent you to the school

where they beat your ass. Yes. Like it's damn near. So you ever seen Matilda this thing about a black mistrush boat that's who that's this type of school that I went to right wow so the reference

it's at somebody's house though like they were literally dismissed the kids and they would go upstairs and they would go to sleep and shit that was you showing your versatility right there you're not just a gang manor you just reference Matilda

continue continue I haven't thought about Matilda since I was in first grade just swinging around by our fucking ponytail okay I was legendary Honestly, I got to re-up. Once I get done watching Boomerang, I'm going to watch Matilda.

How did you not finish Boomerang? I was tired. He was like 1130. Did you not fuck with Eddie Murphy? Say it right there. I love Eddie Murphy. Hey, anyways, though, so I'm at this motherfucking, her name was Miss fucking Ford.

You feel me? So we had a classroom, a fake-ass classroom, and I go to the fucking bathroom, right? And I take me a little shit. But I was kind of... Listen, listen, listen. Listen, listen, do not laugh yet. Do not laugh yet.

So I'm over there. I'm popping a squat because the fucking toilet was all kind of crazy and shit. Like, right? So I took the motherfucking squat. And I looked, listen, listen. I look at the toilet and I can't find the turd. I swear to God. Shut up.

I swear to you guys. I know, no, no. You pointed your house on the wrong direction. Shut up. Shut up. I couldn't find the fucking term. So I'm looking. Like, I'm like, where the fuck did the turgo?

I know it didn't just disappear, right? I don't see this shit. I'm thinking maybe it just went sunk to the bottom of the fucking toilet. Some toilets are like that. I'm looking around. Yeah. I go walk back in class. Yeah.

I'm sitting there for like 10 minutes. Everybody's like, ew, it fucking stinks in here. I'm like, ew! It fell out of your joints. It was on the back of my shoe. Yo, no. It fell in the back of my shoe at him. Fuck no.

I swear to God. Fuck no. I couldn't make the shit up. It was in the back of my shoe. I had a whole fucking turd in the back of my shoe. That's why I couldn't find it. It was behind me the whole fucking time. They called my mama, bro.

It's the most embarrassing shit ever. Wait, did they tell her you? Like, you shitted yourself? No, I shit in the back of my shoe. Before the blammy pack there was the doo-doo pack. You was a doo-doo soldier. Hey, no, no, no. But that's the most embarrassing shit.

They had to call my mom. How did you even explain it to the other kids? I don't fucking know how I did. That was a fucking phenomenon. Phenomenon. But that's a great word. I redeemed myself later on. How?

Let me tell you why. I don't believe you. Because every time that you get in trouble, Ms. Ford would come with her ruling. She hit your knuckles. Everybody. She never hit you again because she felt bad because she thought you were so stupid that you pooped in your shoe.

One day I was acting up in class and she said, I'm tired of you. And she grabbed me by my neck in front of the whole fucking class, right? And I cocked back. Boom! What the fuck? Get the fuck out of this four. Oh, shit.

Swear to God. Not the fuck. She wasn't out cold. I was a fourth grade student. But that fish didn't come back. She was like, and all the kids was like, yeah. Oh, yeah. You got to be the bully you always wanted to be.

Hey, you're talking about I felt like a fucking king. I felt like a king. They was like, yeah. You were the neighborhood hero. Not the neighborhood. It was only in one. Of course you know. In the backyard here up.

But the girl was shitting in the back of your shoe to fucking knocking out Ms. Ford. I'm sorry. You got to put it in the music. Oh, she died. Put it in the music, bro. She's fucking body mad at the time. I don't know what fucking old she was.

He's assuming she died. You got to tell that story. She definitely gone. How would you, what are the rhyming words in your bars that you're going to write about this? Yeah. If I'm going to be involved with your career, I want to be really involved.

Your next album has to be a concept album about that. I'm not talking about that. Back in my shoe, The second song is about shipping your shoe. Second song is about pushing this bitch out. I don't know where we go from there. Hey, rest of the piece, because she got to be. Is she alive right now?

She's like 142 right now. Don't just not. That's what made Kendrick great. She'd be a mummy right now. Back see and you're stuck in your shoe. She's walking around like this. A mummy. If she's still alive right there, she's a mummy.

She's a mummy. A mummy is just like. What did he put his arm? You know what? I'm not even going to touch this. Yeah, you're done. You're done. So we take another shot, man.

Holy shit. Thank you. Thank you all. I'm laughing at me. I want to tell you a story. Come on. I'm gonna hit you with you. Yeah, let's hear it.

All right, so. Get your claw too. This is New Hampshire, by the way. Get your claw. Were you always in New Hampshire? Yeah, I grew up in New Hampshire. You're going to take a call? You're going to take a call?

I'll take a shot. I'll take a shot. Oh shit, he's acting out, y'all. Fire it up. He's acting different. I want to tell you a story that is going to really, it might bring up some emotions. You're going to cry? All right.

If you fucking cry, I will fucking laugh. This is another, this is another camp. story all right. No, this was before all that. Everybody. Da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bye. I think I just heard Phil laughing at me. I heard too.

All right. I was in like fourth grade and my parents sent me to this like fucking Christian summer camp for a week, right? It was because like the church that we went to, there was like an adjacent like summer camp, whatever. I went to the summer camp, and so it was raining. It was like part of the day where at the summer camp, everybody was like in your group and you have to go off and do activities. And it was raining. So they had everybody doing like boring-ass activities since you couldn't do any of the fun ones.

So they like, me and my whole group, we had to post up in this van and do this like stupid fucking exercise where we talked about bullying. And we went around the van and everybody in the van had to talk about a time that somebody was mean to them and hurt their feelings, right? and there was one kid and I had already noticed that there was something kind of peculiar about his body paused.

Yo what? But he came clean about the thing that me and my friends in this group had already noticed about this dude basically it comes around to him and he's just like because everybody's telling a story about a time when they got their feelings hurt

because somebody made fun of him and he goes yeah Yeah. So my body is covered in moles. That's not funny. I had to change in gym class. This is a very serious idea. You're being incredibly rich.

You're being very insensitive. He said, my body's covered in moles. And in gym, we had to change clothes. And some of the kids in school, they started calling me mole man. me and my homie started laughing like basically the way that you're laughing right now except probably harder pause and the fucking team leader of my little group at this little church camp she was so fucking she couldn't kick us out because it was raining and it was like nowhere for us to go at this moment but bro i i knew how fucked up it was like i knew how bad it was that i was dying laughing at this

kid's fucking trauma. But mole man, because yo, I was playing mad Mega Man at the time, and as you know, Moorman and Mega Man. Mole Man is just like a regular fucking name, you know, like, because in Mega Man is everybody's man. You're fucking claw man.

Water man. I said, what's up, Moong, nigga? Every time I've seen him. You probably could have got away with that. I couldn't. They were mad at me for laughing. You better not. You better go ahead.

Hans Mole Man. You better love a fuck. Hey. That's at least part of what I was thinking about. That's his fucking name? Hans Mo Man, yeah. I love Hans Moorman, man, man. I learned so much for you guys.

Hey, so. Do you want to talk about anything topical? Are we just going to talk about shit from when we were eight? We're talking. Don't kind of ruin our fucking show. I want you to feed me the Crip News every week. Tell me how. When you are at your Crip meeting every week, I want you to tell me what the whole organization is a week.

I go to fucking yoga. I actually played tennis today. I know that the Crips meet up every week, and I want to know what y'all talk about. So spill you if he wasn't with it. That's just they have to. It's a club. It's a team. You got to meet up.

It's a club. No, I played tennis today actually with my homie spike. Okay. There's no. I know that these meetings take place because O.T.'s doing a new dance every week. He's got to find out about it somewhere. He's probably at the Crip meeting, right? We do have Crip meetings, though.

Was it a Zoom for a while because you guys couldn't all meet up? Yo, shut the fuck. The Lokes is not worried about COVID, bro. No? No, I believe that. No. I can see that. So.

Okay. We have some fucking pictures When we were in elementary I want to see your shit too You should have hit your mom I wish you hit your mom Adam I would love to see that I hit her mom do some photos

Hit it right now Why are we doing this shit though We got some Can they see I'm all right? My sister Yeah I have Josh

Collect the photos sure Can we see some of the photos of us In our elementary school day Making it go first If you had some cool I want to see some cool t-shirts Because I got some shit Oh my God

This is cool you think That guy is right there that's doing the lips like that that's you no that's key you told me oh no that's fucking which one's you then on the left oh yeah on the right oh yeah on the right that's what you should that's my little brother lanzo rest of peace you know what i'm saying my little sister asia right there my little brother uh 50 free 50 bang he's in prison right now he came through with the old navy drip on him my mom used to work for all the navy we just have all that shit oh my god the drip plug okay what that's like your mom being old navy all that's like your mom being

Virgil in modern times. Low K. Possibly. What else we got, Josh? Can they see this shit? Damn. Your mom worked the Old Navy? Where's the Old Navy in Compton? We got to pull up there. Bro, my mom didn't work in fucking confidence. She worked in a Lakewood Mall, bro. Everything is not fucking Compton. That's lit.

No. No. She worked in the Lakewood Mall. She hit the Panda. Bro, why everything got to be? She hit the Panda back in the game. Do you think they had the Pandan? Give them straight I love the Lakewood Mall. I had a lot of time. You ain't never been to Lakewood Mall. I've been to Lakewood Mall. I haven't. Don't play with me. I only go to Changa Canyon.

So in Compton, we don't have a fucking mall. Growing up, we had the Compton swap meet. Rest of peace is Walmart now. That's a young AD right there with the big ass ears. Look at the years. You look like Alfred E. Newman. I don't know who the fuck that is. From the Mad Magazine colored.

Oh, that nigga? Yes. I don't look like him. That nigga is crazy. Let's see another one, Josh. Those ears are fully grown. Your ears thick. Oh, wow.

That was a turn for the worst right there. Give me. Salaman. Do you have a part in your hair right that? A salamander. Yeah, I don't have no part. It looks like you have a little line shape. No, that's a fucking picture.

Oh. Mm-mm. I think you got... You got a little bit of... Yeah, looking at it. You're trying to get crispy with it. What kind of shirt is that? You think it's just a white tee?

No, that's a uniform shirt. Oh. You can see it. Go to the next one, Josh. Oh. Look at Kiki. Kiki over there, too. That's Kiki.

That's Kiki. That's Kiki. What? Your face, low-key, never changed. He's huge. Huge. Oh, that's you leaning down, though. That's me. Okay.

With my brothers and sisters and shit. Now, that was Compton. You could say that. You could say that. That's constant. Do we have another one, Josh? Yo, a little homie with the flat top of the chain. Wait, wait, go back to the other one? Yo. Wait, no, where the Nutcracker one at?

I got to talk about that. Pause. So I was. Oh, shit. That's my teacher, Ms. Harris, and stole my fucking Pokemon cards. What? Yo. And I fucking auditioned for the Nutcracker for her.

She looks like she weighs 400 pounds, bro. The fuck is she P.U, you see that? Look at my fucking cheeks, girl. She looks like a clown now and I'm doing that shit. She looks like a cartoon of a fat lady. Yo, how big on her teeth, bro.

Did she have veneas back then? She got the teeth that you got now. Well, she can fucking afford it now because she stole my fucking Pokemon cars, you took her old teeth? That's her, you're stupid. What's that show you win? That was a hockey jersey?

No, it was in the nutcracker. I was one of a nutcracker homies, pause. Pause, pause, pause, pause, pa, yeah, I can't tell you that shit. Did you spell? I'm not even a netcracker in a You got to pause that one of his associates.

You spent nut cracking with three seas? I was cracking nuts. No, I wouldn't crack in nuts. All right, Adam. Anyway, can we see some Yazee pictures? No, please. This Indian child. All right, so I went through a phase early in my life.

I looked like little bow wow. You look like one of Apu's kids. But that was when, you know what I'm saying? I look like Bow Wow. That is not you. That is dead me. You look like a nephew. Look like a nephew.

I do look like a little bow. eye right there with the pink bag. You kind of was like, you kind of was like, you know what? This girl made fun of me for not having a lunch box because I always had brown bags. And I made my mom buy me a Barbie lunchbox. You know, how you got a backpack and that pink bag? Because I'm really that bitch. You really had not accessories even at the time, huh?

Y'all had to understand. Like, y'all had to understand. I was that bitch. Man, you had some accessories. I was like. What are those? Yo. Oh, yeah. This is my Indian young man face.

It's starting to make sense now. That is not you. No, it is. It's like you should have started on the wire. I can't wait till my daughter goes through an awkward phase. Oh, yeah. How you feel like at what age do you know your kid's ugly? I wish my mom would have told me.

I'm telling my kids for sure. But you got to just sit there and just hope and pray and know that she could be hot one day. Yeah, they told me I used to look like. I look like Sanjay. Just because she's ugly at 12 don't mean she got to be ugly at, you know, 18. That's true. Yeah, they used to tell me. You'll graduate out of that shit.

Puberty is awkward for everybody. You don't got enough estrogen mixing in your, you're big, but you're big, but you ain't really gone through puberty yet. Like, there's a lot of awkward phases. No, I was just really. At him? never had to do all that crazy shit. I just started going to steal stuff, huh?

Oh, I was a big shoplift. Really? Yeah. I was big stealing. What a coincidence is. Oh? This is not about me. No, we're not going to talk about me.

Listen, we're not going to talk about it. Look at how big my teeth were from my mouth. That's not bad. You better not hit me up to bail you out when you get caught shoplifting and vitamins from fucking Walmart. You swear. I would never shoplift. Yeah, he does not steal stuff in Walmart.

Oh, yeah. I thought I looked like Hallie Barry if I got this shortcut. Nobody told me. look like a fucking asshole. Speaking of a boomerang. Yeah. She was in that drinking. Yeah. No one told me I'd look like an asshole. Possibly. Pwn, I'm watching boomerang. Yeah, hey, he doesn't import.

I don't know why, but I wanted pun to know. Pung to be like this. Respect. I was looking for that. I was trying. I was trying. Hey, I think that's the only reason why you're watching it. Oh, yeah. You want that? I saw it. Honestly, that was a big part of like my mental algorithm that was going on when I was trying to pick what to watch.

The fact that you say algorithm to watch his movies guys, if I watch Boobering, it's something for me to talk about with AD. He's going to want to hear about it. I just knew that you would be a boring. I want to hear about Menace in society. Oh, I love Menace. I've watched Menace like 50 times. What about Boys in the hood?

I've seen that million. Baby Boy. No, I don't know who I've seen that the whole way through. Come on, man. It's all good. Look at Illa. She's like, you ain't seen Baby Boy. That's all they play on BET.

You got an ACDC shirt? What's that say, 1978? You feel me? I was. Oh, you got a tiger on your shit. That's so cute. You might have got that from a fucking Old Navy, too. That was actually Forever 21.

It was Forever 21. Right. Allegedly. So you're not from like Newark. You're not from like the hood part of Jersey, right? No, I am from the suburbs. We got crime stoppers. We got fucking, my town.

Yeah. My town has a sign that says a city in motion on it. I wouldn't be in your city. In motion. Everybody hit the safe. Shout out Hack and Zach. I feel like. She's closer to, no, no, no, I feel like actually this is cool because you get to be, you're the most privileged.

I grew up with pretty, I grew up pretty like to be, we didn't have a lot of money growing up. And then you, obviously, are from Compton, so you get the ultimate, you get to be the lowest. I was not privileged. You grew up for a lot of clams. They got clams in New Hampshire? Clam, clam, clam, clam. So you think the clams are saying clam? Wait, wait, wait.

Clams. Wait, wait. I mean, listen, for the record, Josh told me, you. they have great clam chowder out there seafood people don't know much about New Hampshire but we're kind of known for seafood and we're known for skiing which I've really never done

so yeah I get snow in New Hampshire oh yeah yeah of course you ever look at a map yeah it's like you're so clueless to the fact that most I never want to travel the country the vast majority of the country gets snowed during the winter you know that right so like our side

California no so sometimes It hails every once in a while where ice cup you know what hell is nigger? I know about a hell. He looked at me crazy. He's like, hell. I survived hailstrums. Where was you in the 96 blizzard?

I probably was like four. Yeah, no clue. You didn't know what I was going. My parents was probably blocking me. Hey, peep game. When I was in sixth grade, I had to go stay with my grandma because the winter, the blizzers was the snow was so bad that we lost the power in our house for days. I had to go stay with my grandma.

Okay, but. You don't know my struggle. Okay, but. Have you ever tried to clean your car out from the snow and slipped under it? Because I have. You ended up under the car? Yeah, I'm a midget bitch. So I, yeah.

Did you have to bend down? You just went under the air. No, no, no. I just slipped and completely was under my car. Clam, clam, clam, clam, clam. I feel like you are dealing with mad trauma on this podcast. I've talked with it, honestly. Shout out to the therapist.

We're unpacking. Yo. You had a therapist? Huh? Damn. Mind your business. You need a therapist. Oh, fucking.

It'll make you a better podcaster. Worry about your fucking self. A podcaster? It'll make you a better pottycaster. I said that word. It'll make you a better podcaster. Fact. You got blizzard fucking...

You ready for me to hit you with a truth bomb? Hit me the truth bomb. We need to normalize therapy in the black community because honestly, there's a lot of black people who are dealing with a lot of trauma. I'm just hitting you with a truth bomb. This is real shit. And there's a lot of people

who haven't talked about a lot of the trauma that they're carrying around and they would be better off. if they did. I'm just going to throw that out there. Kids, just come just coming to talk to AD. Hey, I'm going to help you out. I might not be the ideal messenger for that,

but I love Techstone. Techstone is one of my OG podcaster influences, and he used to talk about that a lot, and Combat Jack as well, rest and peace, and they would really, they would talk about that a lot, and I really believe that it's very, very true. Kids, if your parents got insurance,

yeah. They don't have insurance. DMAD, I will listen to this shit. Don't talk to him. He's going to give you terrible advice. You're going to end up in jail. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to say to your only fan. It's like that tells me.

We make six figures, guys. I got a piss and grab another white cloth. So y'all, go fucking peat. You're trying out of the shots. Talk amongst the shows. Bye, Adam. You got out of here, Blizzard, man, cigarette? Cigarette?

No, you. I have a puff. You say, anybody got a cigarette? Black people don't smoke cigarettes like that. Yeah, right. Whoa. Fuck y'all. Whoa!

Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Get out of here. Hey. That got to be a T-shirt. Yeah, right. Oh, my God.

Well, anyways, Jazzy. Yes. I'm about to pour me a minute of a shot. I don't get a fuck. Okay, same. At this point, you're drunk. And Josh. I'm not drunk yet.

No, at this point, you are. No, I'm not. No, a little bit. You made a clam face. Josh, did I'm drunk? No. You made a clam face. in your asshole stuff?

Oh, my. And then when you stood up, didn't fall in the- Like dingleberries? I don't know the crap. Honestly, I didn't think about the dynamic of how the poop got in the back of my shoe. But the fact that I couldn't find this shit, I thought it was cool. Oh my God. And I couldn't smell it until...

How big are your shoes that a whole poop's looked in there? No, no, wait, wait, correction, correction. Poop didn't fall in my shoes. It fell on the back. It fell on the back. By the hill. It wasn't in there. I didn't have no shit told for the whole fucking day. Thanks. Thanks a lot, Josh For telling me that shit. But still didn't fall out when you stood out. I don't know if it fell. Why would I walk out if I knew shit was in the back of my shoe, bro?

This is, see, listen, I try to say something personal. Everybody fucking laughing at me. That's cool, though. That's why. I like to get a little personal. So did you shit yourself? That's definitely, that's technically not shitting yourself because, It fell in the back. I meant for it to go in the toilet. But the toilet was so fucking, I don't know. It was stupid. Black China walked out because of this toilet. That toilet was way worse than the toilet that I fucking shit in.

Okay. Sorry, Josh. Shout out, Sarah, for holding it down. Before when Black China came? Okay. Demon shit. So I understand, though. So.

Josh, can we, um, I went to my social media and I asked people about their most embarrassing elementary school situation. So I'm going to read a couple of those. Am I going to say the names? Even though you're going to be able to see them. She says, my granny sent my old ass ballhead like ballhead, nothing on top of the head, auntie,

to sit in the back of my class. That's very embarrassing. You know what I told her? I said, bitch, your auntie looked like Kai Yu. That's what I said. said. When you responded to I'm Kai. You. When you responded to that? I respond to that. Look at you. You see

Kai you right there. Look at it's AD right there. Yo, you're so fucked up. Hey, hey, hey. So for the record, going forward, I, we want to, me and Yazzie want everybody to feel like you're a part of the show when you're watching. So we're going to ask you guys topics. Yazzie's going to ask you guys topics on Tuesdays.

Facts. And whatever the topic is, give us your best stories. Let's get another story. Please, Josh. Yeah. Monty, for sure, Kauyu, looking like that, for show. Stop. What's the next one? I got a few aunts that look like Kiyu, too.

She said, some girl poured all the broccoli and carrots in the juices on my head. I didn't speak English yet, so I cursed her out in Spanish. That's fucking amazing right there. I mean, that happened to me. Somebody threw strawberry milk at me. And you curse them out of Spanish? No, I just walked away because I deserved it at that point. Okay, it doesn't relate.

Josh, just continue, please. Josh, continue, please. What's the next one? What we got? I told my teacher at Anna Lee, I was going to bring a dog up there to eat him the fuck up from picking on me all the time. My grandma going to tell him.

I don't know why Marcus told you that because he's scared of dogs. She had me fucked up because I was really scared of dogs. So Marcus, that was dope as fuck. If I was afraid of dogs, I told my teacher that shit too. Can we go to the next one, Josh?

police. This one boy was bullying a group of kids, me included. So we all got together and was going to jump his ass. The principal called it the I Hate Kenny Club and called the cops. First of all, can you read? I hate Kennedy. Oh, it's Kennedy? Jesus.

I thought it was Kenny, yeah. No, no. I've been drinking. Okay, see what I said it. Can you read it over since I'm reading it so fucking wrong? Of course. This one boy was bullying a group of kids, me included. so we all got together and we was going to jump his ass.

The principal called it the I Hate Kennedy Club and called the cops. But the moral of the story, we beat his ass individually and we took turns. It was better when I said it. No, it wasn't. Yes. It's English when I say it. The suburbs. You want to read that one too?

Yeah, absolutely. Found some dog mason, the mailman, and the mailman dropped it off walking on my way to all. Wait, we might be drunk. Hold on. Yeah, because they ain't. I don't see off in between her all. I'm mad at a whole bunch of words, y'all. Snuck it out to recess to spray on the ops.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. No, I don't want to start all over. Go back. Start over. Found some dog mace. The mailman dropped walking.

Okay, first of all, this is not a correct sentence. Walking on my way to school. Snuck it out to the recess to spray on the ox. Okay, I'm gonna cut you off right there because you can't fucking read. I might be illiterate. That might be ebonics. Ebonics in the building. I think it's a liquor.

Nah, you know what it is? I didn't go to college. I didn't go to college. I can tell. I ain't go. All right, let me read it. Yes, he please. Okay, whatever.

Found some dog mace. The mailman dropped walking on the way to school. Snuck it out to recess to spray it on the ops. Instead, the nozzle was facing me and straight covered myself in it, had burned my face up and he got suspended. Okay, you added extra word too, but that's fucked up. That's fucked up, though. Okay. Yeah, as he can read, y'all.

You want to read that one. Let's see you can do it one time. Oh, so many words. When I was in a pre-s, when I was in- Okay, when, did you drop there? Huh? No, he's- Where's Jerry?

I need a fucking paper towel. Oh, my God. All right, well, when I was in preschool, Blue Bear. Viral. When I was in preschool, I thought there was something wrong with my glizzy. Oh, wow.

In the boys' bathroom, dudes typically pull their pants down. all the way at the urinals being fully exposed it took me till grade three knowing about the concept of being circumcised so he thought something was wrong with his dick he didn't know people it's okay little banana peel they never hurt nobody you know i'm Shane not you sold your drink thanks yesy i tried so anyways do we have any more i know so do you have any more i know so Yeah. I feel like we've been going for a long time. We have, but I don't know.

Oh, really? I'm not as right. Let me tell you how about how I got my ass beat. Come on. Talk about it. And made the news. You made the news? Yeah, absolutely. News 12, New Jersey. We're going to put Yassie on Fox 5.

Fox 5. You want to boo-boo at him? No. I was just hanging out. Wait, you put another. I was reading the chat. Shout out to the chat. Shout out to the chat. I wanted to vibe with the chat.

Oh, wow. Yo, I'm drunk. I took two shots and drank a white claw. I'm done. I know that's fucking right. I ain't drinking no more. Welcome to the life. Thank you.

This is the first time you were drunk of me. Because I felt offended when you drunk with Big Body Bess. Oh. My Albanian connect. Oh, wow. So tell us about how they call the news on you getting beat up. So I was dating this boy freshman year. This is when I first grew out in my medium ugly stage.

Yeah. Wait, before you finished, did you still have a mustache? No, no, no. Waxing happened in like six. grade. Yeah, I learned my lesson. Gross. I love the gross. I was dating this guy and he was cheating on me, I think. And I'm not going to say the girl's name because we're cool now, but

like I'm going to call her Katie. Katie! You know, there's this test called HESPA. You gotta take it. It's like one of those statewide tests or whatever. I'm walking home from school after this long-ass day. You feel me? About to eat my little turkey sandwich. When my dad was present, you feel me? Pesta?

I don't know. I do that on pasta. I don't know what the fuck. You'll find out about Pesto and turkey. I think it was a clam sandwich. It was a turkey sandwich. This is your joke today, the clam thing. Yeah.

And with the hands. You can't leave the hands out. This is how pasta started you. You can't leave the hands out. Clam man. Can't leave the hands out. What you know about the clam? I can't leave the ham.

What you know? Yeah, what do you know? I've been around the clam in months. Anyways, I was walking on my way home from school. I hate this, man. It was hot I was wearing a sweater I was very confused

and I had Twitter beef earlier this week with this girl named Katie because she was trying to see my man And I was Twitter beefing in high school That's a fact How old are you? You feel me?

That's a fact I was a good 15 I'm 23 now Oh my God I was 15 I was so young Jesus Whoa Yeah so I was 15

Me and this girl were beefing on Twitter She You feel me It was fucking my boyfriend at the time Bringing him lunch and she shit posting up with him and shit I felt away but you know me I'm pussy so you feel me

I just talk shit like I'll just talk shit back to you so she was like fuck you and I was like nah fuck you so I'm walking home after this long ass test all of a sudden two cars pull up next to me I don't know these motherfuckers so I'm like all right cool a drive by a drive by they were spraying at you I go in the house they park in my parking lot I was like wait not they're here for me

So my mom was like, who is that? I was like, oh, I don't know. So then she gets out the car. Her Twitter icon, she looked a lot smaller than she was. I'm five feet also. You hadn't even met her? No. Oh, my God.

My boyfriend forgot to introduce me to his size. I know, right? He sounds like a real one. He's a real one. Good to you. Shout out to him. So she gets out the car. She's like five, four.

I'm five feet. Uh-huh. So I'm like, fuck, bro. And I already got, like, bullied my whole life. So I was like, damn, I can't go out sad. Like I got to defend myself. So my mom, you feel me, she's very gangster. I went to the same high school as her, so everybody knows her to be a fighter.

So I'm like, Mom, I'm like, Mom, I got to do this myself. She's like, you don't want me to come outside? Like, you don't want me to come outside. I'm like, girl, no, stay here with Dad. Watch from the window. So there's a park across the street from my house. We go to the park. And the whole time we walk into the park, I'm like, wait, hold on.

Because you're big, girl. I don't think I can handle this. This is too much for me. she's like So what's up? Like you were talking all this shit on Twitter And I was like

Girl you were bullying me Like I didn't I didn't do anything to you She picked me up And swung me so crazy I said you know what It is fuck me

Because fuck me Why was I talking On my neck like that? Right Right Wait she made you hate yourself What did she Did she? Did she?

Did she? You turned on yourself? I turned on myself I said oh wait I am pussy. I don't deserve to be out here like this. I don't deserve this. She picked me up.

She slammed me on my back. I did this one move, though. I felt pretty cool after this one. I kind of came up on my feet, like off my back. Like, oh. Sounds like Kill Bill. Yeah, I got up just to go right back down. She punched the shit out me.

I was done. I was done. Do you remember her name? I do remember her name. We're cool now. Let's put a bouncy on her head. No, she's cool now. You put me on her head.

But then, fast forward three days later, I made the news. News 12, New Jersey. apparently this fight page went viral on Twitter and yeah my fight was the first one shown in slow motion You fucked up? Yeah, fuck the

We gonna come and blow New Jersey up Yeah, no we should No we should We shall Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Got fucked up Let me tell you something Most of our stories Are probably gonna end with like Happy endings Or like something You're just like telling us No not like that

But like you're just hitting us with some shit Like this just straight trauma That was Let me tell you another fucking story right no i got this cousin his name is ryan and i hopefully he ain't mad at me for telling this story so ryan grew up in the nicest side of los angeles you feel me he got his little compton cousins and

shit like that right so one day ryan's mama drops him the fuck off and um we go to my homie house we say hey let's go to our school play basketball a little bit so we go hop the fence Because we lived right by the fucking elementary school. One of my homeboys, he starts touching the fucking doors to the classrooms. The janitor forgot to lock the fucking classroom. So it's an open fucking classroom. We walk inside all my homeboys, all the Compton kids, we need to steal everything in here. I want to grab me a boombox.

You feel me? Radio Ryan. Nigga, Radio Rahin, care. I steal the boom box, you feel me? Everybody starts snapping. Match and shit. I hop the fence everybody hop in the fence we go back to the homie back yard You want to a Ryan stole he stole you he stole some Bernstein beer books to us Isn't it berenstein I don't know the fuck it is

They changed it up in history. I don't know It's Bernstein apparently now, but everybody got these fucking trinkets because I don't even the trick is word it is word though It is well everybody got this shit my fucking cousin Ryan he has a fucking Bernstein two Bernstein books and shit like that niggas is clowning him forever and you had a boom fuck I fucking boom box did you wear it on your film there I took her right hey we're lit that's fucking great oh no no we about to have a motherfucking stream thank you to everybody to watching at the end of the day

with AD and Yazzie. Thank you Adam for joining us for episode one. Yeah. Keep tuning it in. I know that's right. And AD after this is going to be streaming video games. He's too drunk to even communicate this to you. No, I'm not. No, you're going to be one. Hey, shout out to Dan Kwan, though, because

he poses some shit when I was following him on Among us. Uh-huh. Because I kept blaming him. You know that. Deng Kwan played against Soldier Boy? That's fire. Oh, that's, was he in the pasta the whole time? I love how you always pronounce an impasta. Impasta. Because it's the pasta gang, man.

If you want to join the pasta gang, man. Pasta gang, shit. That's fast. We out, man. Thank you. Peace.