No Jumper - Baby Alien on Going Viral, His Condition, Doing Onlyfans, Having No Teeth & More

Episode Date: December 26, 2023

Adam is trying to catch up with Baby Alien who's been in the game for the longest and says he was born for "this"! ----- Get the latest news & videos http://nojumper.com CHECK OUT OUR ONLINE STORE!!! https://shop.nojumper.com/ NO JUMPER PATREON   / nojumper   CHECK OUT OUR NEW SPOTIFY PLAYLIST https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5te... Follow us on SNAPCHAT   / 4874336901   Follow us on SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ENxb4B... iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/n... Follow us on Social Media:   / 4874336901     / nojumper     / nojumper     / nojumperofficial     / nojumper   JOIN THE DISCORD:   / discord   Follow Adam22:   / adam22     / adam22     / adam22   adam22hoe on Snapchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. And today I'm having a conversation with someone who's really taking the world by storm over the past few months. He's definitely out here making his presence known. We have the one and only baby alien. Alien gang, huh? Yeah, I don't know the vibes. And you're smoking big gas in here. I didn't know you were a fan of the Zah.

Oh, no. Yeah. If it's not Zah, I won. They don't pass it over here. Really? Yeah. So you've been getting high your whole life? Yeah.

Since I started smoking. I haven't stopped. Okay. What age is you start smoking? I around 15. Okay. And you're young, right? You're like 23?

I'm 24. Just turned 24. Really? Yeah. What did you do for your birthday? Well, kept a little key. I'm about to hit the million. So that's when I'm going to turn up.

Really? That's when I'm going to get on the real part. That's your real birthday. Yeah. That's your clout birthday. Yeah. You can say that, yeah. That's a totally different level right there.

Mm-hmm. Okay. So baby Alien. Give me a little bit of your early life where you're from and what your upbringing was like Well, I'm from Puerto Rico. I was born in Puerto Rico, but when I was 10 years old, I moved to Florida I live like a year and for a lot of there and then I'm old down to Palm Beach. Okay, I was raised in Palm Beach So what was what memories do you have of Puerto Rico and what was life like there? Well I remember like just riding by and shit and going to

school and like that like little like little kids memory like you feel me okay but then when you moved to Florida why did your parents want to move better opportunities okay and and so how did life change and also what the hell is in your tongue you got like a bunch of tongue rings sticking out there oh you got the end pierced yeah so like that one yeah what you feel for it who's who is you're out here eating people not everybody's but some of them a couple here and there wow that's crazy we're gonna learn more about that but anyway uh so you get to Florida

yeah and what what is life like how is it different than Puerto Rico well I had to learn English so that was a big step and then I was like it was usually people in Puerto Rico already kind of was used to me but as soon as I moved out here People were like, oh, shit. Some people thought I was Indian. Some people, you feel me? They were just look at me weird. Like, yo, whoa, whoa.

I thought you were Indian because I've seen you hanging out with neon. And I'm like, damn, you're like, Neon's a little brother. I'm Puerto Rican. Yeah. 100%. My mom, my dad, and I was born over there. You never thought about becoming Indian? How I do that?

I mean, like, you can change your religion. You can change your gender. Yeah, I'm definitely. not changing my gender let's start by that you sure about that I'm sure Florida not a very not a good place for it what you mean Florida got a lot of laws that I think make it a little difficult to change your gender nah it's a hell no you're a man I'm a man committed with a between my leg so I've seen I was born to bitches that's what I was born for you really think you were born to bitches oh yeah you took your sweet-ass time to getting in the

game right huh like I mean you weren't gonna a lot of bitches on in your life but you always felt like that was what you're kind of meant to do I mean I've been I've been in the pursuit of ass it just only really started to come together recently or really yeah so you're telling me that the fan bus has been involved in deception because they presented you as a as a virgin I mean that you know that's just um what do they call it that with entertainment viral marketing just entertainment you feel me wow Yeah, nothing's real. So you've been beating cheeks.

When you lose your virginity for real? For the first time, I was like 15. 15? Yeah. And who are we talking about? Who did you lose it to? Nah, no, no. We can't say all that. You don't gonna say her name or anything.

It's not like we would know anyway. With a friend. Random, Puerto Rican chick. Nah, we were already in Florida. Oh, in Florida, okay. But I got ahead in the classroom too. From who? With a chick.

You don't have to say her name. But like, what? Who was this person in your life? Oh, it was a friend. A friend? Yeah. Some friend. Yeah.

These guys are my friends. They're, that's sucking my in the middle of the classroom. I mean, it's different, you feel me? Definitely different, yeah, because they work here too, so it would be a little awkward. I was like, yeah, I need some top. They'd probably be mad. But, okay, so a lot of people want to know what is, what is the actual medical condition that you have? So.

Supposedly what I have is like it's a 10% of the of the disease called progeria Prageria yeah and you have 10% of that 7% of that so usually patients with progeria have like no hair they're skinny like you see their veins their bones and see everything I am small I'm short and I'm kind of skinny but you don't see my base like as bad as they done you feel me okay um So like I'm against the 10% is like the I'm missing calcium in my bones. Okay. And like because supposedly the doctor said I wasn't going to make it past the age of 12.

Really? So I was supposed to be like that when I was 12. But thank God I passed out of that. You feel me? Okay. And so you're the only person you know with this. It doesn't like run in the family or anything like that? Not in the family at least.

But lately I heard somebody like that have it. The full percentage, though, and they lasted until they were 40-something. Really? Yeah. 40-something, so that's pretty solid. Mm-hmm. Do you feel like that makes you live life a little bit differently because you're kind of aware that you might not have as much time as some people have on Earth?

I mean, like I always say, I'm going to live life. Everybody's born one day to die another. So the day I go, that's it. I'm not going to trip a body, you feel me? Right. One life to live. Yeah. That's a fact.

You might as well enjoy to the fullest. When you're gone, you're gone, that's it. Right. And so you said you're lacking calcium. Is it like easier for you to break bones or some shit like that? Well, yeah, and that's the crazy part. Because that's what the doctor said when I was younger. I went to the doctor the other day.

I actually broke both of my femurs when I was younger. I got metal bars and both of them. How'd you break your femurs? Because one, I was playing flag football, and like one of the bigger kids I felt. bigger kids that fell on me and I kind of like it fractured and then I went playing soccer with my cousins and I kicked like I was at the beach so like I kicked like a pile of sand and then like it finished breaking right there kicking a pile of sand was enough to break your femur like it was like hard if it was like really hard but it's sand I mean yeah no it wasn't like hard like a break but but even I feel like I could kick a rock yeah but keep in mind a chubby kid I had already fell on me. And I was feeling pain. So what the doctor said was like when the kid fell on you,

they fractured it like a hair, then type of fracture. And when I kicked that pile of sand, I did so much like force with it that like that was it like it just finished breaking right there. Right. Well shit, how long did they take the heel? And it wasn't able to heal naturally? They had to put metal rods in there. Actually spent five days with with it broken like that. And you didn't know? not last five days with a broken like that in the hospital because they didn't have the rod for myself for my they were looking for the right rod yeah damn that's crazy so what are there other other other things that come up with your condition like other things that you have to

watch out for any like weird dietary things are you on medication well I'm not on medication for nothing right now so thank God but like sometimes heart problems and stuff so I got to just watch from my heart and stuff like that okay so no cocaine well back in the day a little bit a little bit the doctor told you to leave it alone now I mean how I just thought about myself right I just thought like South Florida the cocaine runs like water in a river or or however that goes but you gotta be a crash done me to just take him that really I chose myself I'm not going to keep being a crash, do me type shit, you feel me?

Okay, that's smart. Do you exercise much? Huh? Do you exercise? It's okay. When I'm working, when I'm working. When you're beating cheeks? Yeah.

Okay. That's different. That's a good cardio, like, yeah. Right. It's a workout. A little bit cardio. Yeah. Sometimes I forget when I'm, like,

beating cheeks on the job. This is exercise. You're working out, yeah. This is exercise. But it doesn't register on my phone or anything I was like my steps oh you know but how the fitness app it like tracks your well if I got the Apple watch then I could probably track it more accurately so you want to know something that the Apple watch doesn't work if you have tattoos

yeah Google it it's crazy I mean so you might have the same problem yeah I use that Apple watch for like two weeks and couldn't figure out why it wasn't tracking my workouts and it turns out it's because of the tattoos oh shit so there might be might be another one I need to get this this like a strap all right oh that's a good point you put the phone right here and I feel like it's motion so while you're doing motion like you feel me it might track the steps but I feel like the people beating off at home if they see me with a phone strapped to my arm it might kind of kill the vibe I mean but for cardio I totally agree that might be a way to get money don't they pay you for that for doing cardio or for porn

Oh for walking? Yeah. I mean who's gonna pay me? I don't know Maybe if I join like the AIDS walk or some shit well then I wouldn't be getting paid I would be like raising money for AIDS Well, you'll be doing a good thing. You're right, but not really a job Just for a way to help out Okay, I like it So growing up What was there like? What was the bullying like? Because in America at least, I know? It's a little different bullying is I

a big thing. I don't really know much about Puerto Rico and I don't know how Florida bullying culture might have been a little different. So basically in Puerto Rico since I grew up there and I went to that school since kindergarten, they already kind of got used to me, you feel me? But as soon as I got to Florida, first of all, they thought I was Indian. Right. So they were all right there, they're already trying to bully me. You feel me? It's for being in a different culture. Second of all, like, by the time I first got here, I had surgery on my head. Okay. Because this is perjuria.

My head was soft in the back, like a baby's head, until I was 12 years old. Uh-huh. So I had to get surgery. So right now it's everything sealed and everything, feel me? Okay. But you feel me like that? What, but they had to put like a plate or something? Yeah, they put a plate, then a liquid, and then that liquid.

and then that liquid melted that plate okay so then it's that bone right right now it's boom okay yeah because I was noticing that there is like your hair like I don't even know how to describe like hair loss okay yeah especially I know all about that yeah really so it started falling out early yeah the doctor told me oh don't rip the the glue out and I would just rip the glue out so I started ripping my hair out and shit okay you just didn't give a fuck Yeah. Interesting. So, but the kids, so the kids generally were pretty nice to you. They were accommodating. Like, pretty much bullying was what got me friends.

Really? Because some kids were like, oh, you're Indian, whatever, like, like, but not telling me straight up. You feel me that we're just talking to each other like, well, they'll be like, oh, my do, my do, such shit, like, oh, he Indian, so shit. And then I, one day I was like, you know what, f*** this shit? I went to the biggest one. like yo kekado do you think so you're like you're puttodrikan you like I talk to him in Spanish like yo I'm Puerto Rican like what's up with you and then that's when oh shit you Puerto Rican like we became friends from there okay yeah interesting so it wasn't so much that somebody stood up for you it was just them sort of I didn't

nobody trying me like that you feel me right that's just how it was from what was going to happen if they tried you what you mean were you gonna put in work I was it knock me to fuck out but I was in all that don't you were ready for whatever yeah but then at a certain point do you start to accumulate like a baby alien defense squad so that there's like different people from the school that would stand up here so like to the lot of the time like I like those were my first friends like after that like I was like I'm so that's other people something you know with somebody they were like that was a jit cool you feel me like like they're like they'll pull up and then they'll start talking to me

me and from there like people started noticing me like knowing me like oh now here could I do you ain't feel me ain't no weird n niggas like like that right you just said the N-word what i'm Puerto Rican i know well i was just to clarify I'm very used to it it's okay do the research before if we do the research where Puerto Ricans come from what a culture is and then taino so yeah no for sure I mean I grew up a lot around a lot of Puerto Rican people absolutely all of them said the N-word. Then I moved to New York. Shitload more Puerto Rican people. They all say the N-word. Plus, in New York, when I moved there,

I know a ton of white people said the N-word, too. I don't know about that, but not good. This was back in the day. But then I move out here, all the Mexican kids said N-word. But, I mean, people are always kind of shocked by it. Like, they just are surprised or, like, certain segments of the world that aren't around a lot of Hispanic people. I guess it just kind of takes them by surprise. Okay.

You ever ran into a problem from saying it or no? No. You want to give me my first problem? No, no, no. Okay. I don't know. Wait, so nobody's ever got mad at you. Like, I'm talking about, like, black people getting mad at you for saying it.

That's never really happened. Okay. Respect. Everybody just being cool with me, you feel me? They know you're a real one. I don't win a bad way, and I'm talking about myself. I'm not talking about, you feel? Right.

Okay. So, when did the baby alien name come around? So the baby alien name came around. 2018. By that time I was already 18. I had got locked up. I don't even see my mug shot. So when I got locked up, obviously I was going to throw the cord and other that. So I was like, damn, I couldn't smoke. I was on film. I was on. So I couldn't smoke. So I was smoking black a mouse. That's a classic rapper trick, by the way. A lot of rappers, they get on paper so they can't smoke weed. They get on the black of mouth. They get on the black of mouth. soon after so I was moving on that black a mile you feel me and I was in the gas station I just like got out of work I was in the gas station where were you working at the time I was working at a totic like reptiles at Tardica

Reptiles that always been an interest of yours yeah interesting see we're building the baby alien lore here like finding all these little nuggets about you so like I was out of work I was waiting on my ride so I said I'm gonna look at a little black of mouth smoking while I wait for the ride. So I'm there and somebody films me. So this day, I haven't been able to find that video. The original video.

Or exactly, or who did it or nothing. But the video, what they said, it was like, what you're witnessing right now is a baby alien smoke of black a mouth. And that video, I guess it went viral. But I didn't know about the video. So the next two days, I'm going to court And then, there we go.

My boy, like, oh, you haven't seen the video? My boy, that's taking me to court, he's like, you haven't seen the video? Well, you should just do funny shit like, oh, you're going viral right now, you're going to stupid viral. And I'm like, I'm not even thinking anything about it. So I see a video.

And like, at the time, right there, I thought to like, I thought to myself. I got two options. Either I get depressed because they call me an alien, Or I take it and I run with it. So I took it and I ran with it. Like the video actually made me laugh. I was having a bad day.

You feel me, already going to court, that boom. So like that video will keep in my day. That was like, what the f*** people really trying me? Like that shit funny. Right. So like, I was like, fuck it. So I just ran with the name. Wait, I might have missed it, but what were you going to court for?

Huh? What were you going to court for? For a drug case. Oh, so you got- I got caught with a mouth. You got pulled over the ounce of weed? Yeah. Okay.

You're just smoking so much that you just needed an ounce on you? I guess it's not that crazy of an amount, right? I mean, I'm not talking about it. Right. Okay, but then, so this random person films you and puts it on what, TikTok? Oh, Instagram. Okay. And it takes a while for it to sink in that this is the new wave.

But, like, how did it feel when you're sort of just scrolling through the comments and realizing there's so many people? I mean, were you kind of a nice? that so many people were making comments about you or was it just all positive like damn this is this is dope I could use this I didn't like I always known and I always like have the blessing that I least I don't worry about what people say I got used to that throughout life so like I was like you know what whatever they want to call me like call me an alien look you call him a baby alien right what's it right there right there Baby Alien, iced out. I didn't stop playing.

I gotta worry about what they say. Right. I'm doing me. I'm gonna just keep building on me. That's it. Right. No, definitely. Had you ever thought about being a social media influencer

before this random person filmed you? Yeah, you know, I used to not even like cameras. Really? Like, I wouldn't even like to take pictures with my family. Uh-huh. Like, I don't like that. Like, oh no.

Like, my family only got pictures on me when I was like, little, little. Really? That's interesting because I feel like a lot of people kind of go through different phases in their life where For a while they kind of want to hide from the public and then as time goes on they kind of accept who they are and they're more Open-minded about sort of using themselves to Document life and whatnot. I was just like well, let me really get into this one night. I was out of club I used to I first started as a promoter I promoted little clubs here in Palm Beach because I was I was raised in Florida in Palm Beach so like I started doing little

promotions like clubs and shit and one night some do pulls up to me it's like yo you you inspire me I'm like oh what you mean he's like you I got a little brother that he's like he don't got to tackle what you got but he he looks different and he never wants to come out and that but me seeing you here just bribing with everybody this like that like damn I'm gonna show this to my little brother so he can see that he he don't got to be stuck in the house this that's all that right now I was like damn so like well I started doing like motivational speech stuff like that normal stuff and I just kept going with it like making funny videos because a lot of people hear me oh like I've

gotten text messages where people were like oh I ain't gonna lie I wasn't I wasn't feeling like talking about suicide thoughts and they're like oh your video look he made me laugh and they made my day I was like that I was like oh that's dope like once you realize that you can actually have a real impact that I can help with people throughout this is like yeah okay I'm gonna do it so none of the negative comments I've ever really got to you are you able to just kind of get past it real quick yo don't I show my mouth full of guns I didn't stop playing bro what they gonna say Wait, so you don't have teeth?

What? You just notice now? I'm just noticing now. Let them know what they want, man. Whoa. Let them see what they want. Explain not having teeth. So the perjuria.

Yeah, I figured. So not enough calcium, so they just never came out. Like, I get heads raised done, and they, they all there. You feel me? Like, they all in my gums. But since I was, like, missing calcium at the time, they never popped out. Really? Holy shit.

So what's eating like? Look. I ate steak I eat Doritos filming chips I eat chicken I eat rice and beans I eat tacos I put who I eat ass females eyes only okay good good to note yeah yeah you know my time a lot of people think I might be on some weird shit too so I guess I putting that out there you know um I ain't a lot of whatever I don't need teeth right I got used to it that's dumb what foods are totally off limits though I can't eat no fucking apple apple no hell no but then apple sauce oh I eat apple sauce

I can grab the apple cut it and I'll eat it yeah but I can't like grab an apple I can't do it like mush it up or some shit yeah well what well I mean I don't know if you were to like pummel the apple and turn it into like not necessarily applesauce but like something in between What do you mean? Pause. The apple did it? Your movement is, don't match with your words. Am I giving you gay vibes?

No, no, no, you're good. I want you to tell me. No, you're good. A lot of people keep asking me if I'm gay. I mean cut the apple, cut it with a knife, and make slices of apple. I grab the slice and I eat it. Okay.

If you go to McDonald's, what are you getting? What I'm getting? I'm going to caramel my property. Off rip. I'm going to let you know that. I'm going to caramel my property. And I don't know. So like even a Big Mac like it's kind of full too much work. I don't like burgers like that especially like I don't like to me too like a food that I got to open my mouth too big for it. You feel me? I don't like that. Right. So if I got a mat. Don't I'm going to fry. Caramel propay for show and chicken nuggets or a little Mac chicken. You feel me? I get it simple. I like it. Um, okay. So. So. once you start really realizing that you have the star power what kind of content were you actually making on Instagram like what kind of stuff are you grinding out so I

started doing comedy I do comedy positive vibe videos I kind of mix it because I'm also like in the Spanish industry like I speak English just like I speak Spanish so it's kind of like I mix it up It's either a positive vibe video in Spanish or a positive vibe video in English. Or I do the beginning of a positive vibe video in Spanish and they end up it in English. Really? Like that. Or when I do comedy, I try to just do it one language.

Or just put the subtitles. So I put, let's do, I do a comedy video and it's in Spanish. So I leave that one in Spanish. I write the caption. I write it in English. Right. Or stuff like that. I just switch another.

That's a big decision. Like what language you're going to use. Because like the other day I was listening to a podcast and they started speaking in Spanish for like 30 seconds. And I was about to, I noticed myself like about to turn it off. And then I remembered like, oh, they're probably going to go back to English any moment now. But like for a non-Spanish speaker, it just totally pushes me out of being able to listen to it. You know? That's why.

So to be honest, it's just both, both languages is like my. public so it's like i gotta that's why i usually try just to do if i'm gonna do an english video just in english and if i'm gonna do a spanish video just in spanish right and like that really the best would be to have a spanish instagram and an english instagram you ever thought about that i never thought about that um just gave me an idea because i know mr beast has like a team that translates his videos into spanish so that he can have a totally separate spanish channel oh and i got a second account already yeah you got like a little low-key account you can get brand deals from Spanish brands that don't want to advertise as to English speakers just an idea

well okay so you start popping off do you start getting contacted by all the other Instagram comedians and whatnot from the South Florida area one of the first person that I really work with was Chinquipone okay And after that, that's how I met Maya, like, damn homie. Damn homie, right. Yeah, all of that. Like, we got into contact with World Star and all of that. And yeah.

And so that was all cool. You had good relationships with all these people, just from the content? I had good relationship with all of them. Also, when I was promoting at the clubs, I did a video with the Spanish speakers, and they were already, like, big influencers. So just anyone you could tap in with and make content just to keep the Instagram popping. Right now? Well, just in general, that's kind of how you got it going. Those collaborations were helping you to make the shit blow up?

Yeah. That was back in 2019. Right. Yeah. Definitely. Okay. So then I feel like things really started to change in the life of Baby Alien when we start seeing you on the fan bus.

How did they go about? hitting you up and what was the idea initially so I've been doing like comedy content with females and stuff and like the fan was people like they've been telling me let's do it but at that time I was just I wasn't planning on doing O-F so I was kind of like oh I'm scared that if anything like anything bad happens I lose my page or anything you feel me so then like when they they were already like asking me feel me and when that was like you know what just fuck it you got the risk straight in life because if you don't risk stuff in life you're

never you're never gonna know so you feel me I just said fuck it let's do it so what was the first thing you did with them because did they have you doing like sort of troll skit type stuff before you actually started like because it was I was just working with like nobody was telling me to do those videos I was just working with my page that's it but so when they hit you up did they say like hey we want you to or were they more like let's film some skits and then maybe you know we just like my boy you feel me the one who runs it i know him before you feel me so i kind of he kind of knew i just didn't want to do it but one day when he was surprised when i told him yo let's do it what motivated you was it the money you can say it was

the money but then at the same time it was like i was in the race at the same time it was like i was in the I was like yo I want to do a left and my girl was like no that little kid started bringing problems and like I said you know what I'm gonna do it when we broke up I said I'm gonna do it so you're in a full-blown relationship for how long a little year and then you said I think I'm gonna do only fans and were you trying to do it with her at first no like if she wanted to we could have you didn't think that she was the type to be down no I wasn't even think about that Right. Okay. And so then what was it, what was your first scene? My first scene. Was it you and the two girls? Because I only watched one of your scenes. I haven't seen all of them.

No, because one of my first scene was on my only fans. Oh, okay. So you started out on your only fans and then moved on to the fan bus. Yeah. This is what I was lacking and understanding about. Okay. I thought that the fan bus got you in the game. Like, they kind of got me. thinking about it you feel right I was just like that shit is it but because so many people I think that's like one of the main things that they recognize you from is like oh that's the dude who's on that bus yeah seems like he's fucking in there usually is the fan bus or my Instagram or shit like that okay and not yeah like my main blow my one of my first videos I blew up was the why you hate info

live and somebody was talking shit right and I was like so if I'm so ugly well I got a pretty nigga in my life looking at looking at me are you hate and fool and I just that clip I put it up and it won't viral wow it's the most random shit that goes viral huh I was on life and I was the baby I was like should I even post this shit and I said you know what I yeah that's a weird decision to make because the dumbest shit goes live it goes viral and sometimes you're confused like is this you know really gonna do it you know this should really go

viral this don't that shit yeah yeah wow that's crazy um okay so when you first shot on only fans though who were you shooting with what you like what girl were you shooting with you were just finding porn stars or something I shot with a friend okay yeah you got a lot of friends huh yeah yeah yeah I would have changed your friendship at all that she was sucking your dick. Oh okay that's good. Yeah. Because I've seen the one on the fan bus, there's two girls and you were getting it in.

Not the first one on the fan bus was when I lost my virginity. Virginity? I lost my virginity. Well, you just said that you lost virginity when you're 15. Maybe. It's hard for you to keep your narrative straight here, huh? No, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

So like, basically when I lost my virginity, that was the first one I did on the fan bus. And then after that, I did the threesome. That's when I did with the two girls. Right. Was that your first threesome? No? No. You're looking at me like an idiot.

No, no, no, not like that. Don't feel like that. No, I don't feel like that. I'm just like, damn, you must have so many threesomes that you're looking at me like I'm a fool for thinking that might have been your first one. So you've had orgies, three-somes? What what I haven't had orgies okay but I've had three some but two girls at the same time that's not new for baby alien you been doing this Damn man I underestimated you. I underestimated you I thought that the fan bus were the ones who were getting you laid

Partially because that's what you said on the fan bus but of course Sometimes it's just content Yeah, sometimes it's just content yeah, but you can't blame me for listening to you on there and thinking that you're telling the truth I never had why would I blame you on that? But even right there, but even right there, we're just content. Yeah, but even right there where you were like oh I had a girlfriend and she was jealous I'm like oh okay so that was real because you did say that yeah that was but I was like once you said that you didn't really lose your virginia I started to think like oh so the jealous girlfriend that must have been a lie too no the girlfriend was real so was there pressure on you when it came to

performing with these two women on the fan bus sometimes yeah because in the middle of nowhere open view is like I thought people could look at me but if you want to see good videos yeah a lot coming soon okay and also just check on my my page my personal pages so you think some of your best work is on your personal OF I know you you don't want to say that you gave weak to the fan bus because that's your political alliance right yeah I got my whole page clicking on the link on my bio You see my YouTube, my Twitter, all of that under. My Trilink on my Instagram bio.

The reason why I ask if there was any pressure is because I've been in this porn game for a while. Yeah. I myself have dealt with not being able to do the job. And it can be quite frustrating. And I've also seen professionals who do this for a living in front of my own eyes, unable to get their shit to stand up on the scene or during the scene. And so I know that this is something. that when the cameras are out, you can be as professional as you want.

You can be as legendary as you are. You know, it's not always easy. Also, I record my own videos. Normally, yes. I have my tripods. I either appeal weird. But, yeah, I wasn't kind of nervous. A lot of guys deal with that where they're used to it holding the phone.

But then as soon as you have a sweaty, 45-year-old guy holding the camera, can be a lot. I had a female holding the camera, thank God. Really? Yeah, but... Wow. That might give me a little too turned on. I don't know. I feel like it was just pressure with the windows and shit.

Right. Plus people walking here and it's like, yeah, I don't know. Wait, people were walking by the fan bus? So they filmed that shit in a relatively, like, public area? Like, there's people just walking on the street? I always figured that they had, like, a patch of grass that they went to to to film it or something. No, they got no place now to film it in. But people just walk by.

Yeah. When I started, yeah, it was like, when it comes to doing porn, this is a trick, this is what you do. If you feel like you're about to bust, you just look at the filmer, you stare them in the eye. I guarantee your dick will start to go down a little bit. But it might be the other way if it's a female filmer. You might get harder if you look at her. I don't know nobody feels, the only one is only on the film bust. Give it right on the mic if you could.

Oh. The only time, like, I get filmed is on the fan, but... Okay. Yeah. Usually, it's my tripod. Usually, I film myself. Right. But I feel like during that Threesome scene, as time went by in the scene, you started

to get it together and you were really beating the cheeks up by the time you got to the end. And a little, like, yeah. But I feel like it? Like, I feel? It wasn't 100%. It wasn't exactly what you wanted it to be? Exactly. Really.

But, no, we're about to come up with another scene, and I'm going to make sure. sure I'm 100% really okay were you taking any kind of Viagra or anything like that I guess I get focus once you get focus it's way different you feel me right and I'm gonna just I'm somewhere where it's a little bit more private you feel me mm-hmm definitely damn dude you're a legend so few people in your position would have chosen this path I mean why not right how much did the fan bus pay you to bang those two chicks you can't tell me you can't tell me those skateboards are nice when you get them i feel like those are probably like what 40 or 50 bucks but how many skateboards worth of money did they give you

what is the skateboard 100 bucks 80 bucks it's been a while what do you think which one do you want you made no cereal no one is a famous rapper little dirk and then the other one is how can I make my cereal random guy FYBJ man how can you make a cereal I don't know honestly

like we're working on our cereal now so we could have an update coming soon damn you want to do no jumper baby alien cereal it's not the worst idea I ever heard let me know what would you want the cereal to be shaped like I don't know We can tell about it.

We actually had a rude awakening because we found out that it was going to be too difficult to make D-shaped cereal. I mean, that's some shit I wouldn't eat. I mean, it's not like it tastes like a dick or anything. It's not like a sweaty ball sack taste and cereal. It's just a shape of a dick. It's okay. I'm not eating that shit.

Do you consider yourself homophobic? Not homophobic. I respect everybody and I like everybody to respect me. Mm. Just that. Right. But no dick-shaped food. What about hot dog?

What about popsicle? Fuggell? I mean, the hot dogs don't got no fucking balls at the end of it. You feel me? It's a hot dog you're eating. What if it did, though? Like, what if it was just shaped different? That's different, you feel me?

I'm not eating that shit. What if it was a hot dog, but like, they carved veins into it and sort of like shaped a penis and stuff? And it's just an idea. Okay. What we were talking about? Oh, yeah, I was going to ask you what he thought of my wife's fleshlight up there? Which one? Up the top, right?

Yeah, yeah. Another plug? Yeah. Should you, would you take the flashlight in the bathroom and show it a good time? Hypothetically. I never used a flashlight before. You never used it? I mean, neither.

I tried one time. I think I did it wrong. Probably. I couldn't get it in. Okay, but so we got that out the way. You know who Krip Mac is? No. That's his last 40.

He's going to come back and drink it one day. Oh, shit. Actually, to be real, it's going to be f*** by the time you gets up. so um okay what was it like meeting up a neon listen I got a question for you okay because like I read like what you're saying and stuff and like you say I couldn't like you feel me the picture and shit in here oh I want me to tell you because that's kind of our rules for everybody I get it I get it we don't enforce it I was in the bathroom and this is you asked me for a dip so basically I took a picture in your building

and I sold it. So like, do you want... Do I want a cut of the money? Yeah, you want to cut of the money? How much money are we talking? How much you pay? I don't talk about money on mics, but I just wanted to let you know,

so you want to think I just, oh, I sold a dick pig, and we got money, and they tell you shit. How did you think that I was going to find out about the dick pick? I think maybe she would send it to me. I never know. Right. Probably posted, it exposed me,

but I don't even know about it. portion no more but is it like are you trying to offer me like 50% or are we talking about like 10% I can give you ten dollars either way well okay but how much you sell it for a hundred bucks yeah you sold it for a hundred dollar dick pick yeah that should be a good like album name hundred dollar dick pick if you get ten dollars okay you got to send it to me too though wait what the pause what what I'm not I was gonna check it out what you mean what you wonderful I just want to check it out

no you're right right because I already seen your dick I already seen it in the videos it's free so you're good yeah all right you do have a cool dig though it's like you kind of have like a I don't know it's like hard to describe like the shape of it yeah let's not tell about my dick I mean it's like a big part of your success right yeah of course but pause I like talking about it with females I feel really like Okay I don't know

That's fair Right okay Yeah Not to self Less gay shit But okay Do you know that I did a reality show With my wife

To find a guy For us to have a threesome with Yeah Yeah And we already shot it It's available at only PlugTalk.com All right

But the winner of the reality show My wife and I Well I don't want to say it like that this guy and I had sex with my wife. All right. I didn't want to say my wife and I had sex with this guy. Um. So like,

if you had had the offer to come on the reality show and face off against a bunch of male porn stars and some other legends like Krip Mac, would you have taken part in it? Do you think that you could bang a girl with her husband? It's kind of hard if they're like legends and the porn. Yeah, some legends. I just started this So I don't know

It's difficult Right But How much were they talking about It's mostly like You get a day rate And then it's kind of like For the clout beyond that

20 grand bang my wife with me Oh no yeah That's Really Maybe a little higher A little higher Well if you already said yes To the 20 grand

Then why would I go higher? I might also just I don't really want to do this I'm just feeling you out. I wanna know what your services are real before. It's numbers, yeah. But do you think that it would weird you out that I was like right there just,

just beating it up? Well, why? You don't wanna freak you out a little bit? I feel like a lot of guys that would kind of freak them out. Listen, I've been for females and they baby daddy call him. They pick up, I'll be home.

And sometimes he can call out, I'm like, oh, a nigga, you clap. And you just keep beating the cheeks while she's on the phone with her man yeah why not you try to hit it a little bit slower so that she doesn't like reveal herself by like panting too loud into the phone why that's not my problem well you want to save the relationship right well he's taking care of her presumably i don't care what happens after that so married women will go take a walk on the wild side with the baby alien yeah these hose these hose

these hose yeah no that's real you just not noticed that i did yeah yeah I've had a loyal hell for a long time. And now she's fucking random guys. It happens. Okay. So you're telling me, well, all right. So I guess I just want to know, like, where, let's hit the neon topic.

All right. What was that like linking with him? Your long-lost Indian brother. She had my long-loss Indian brother. Normal. It was cool, cool people's. Kind of weird trying to, like, touch. me and always hugging me.

Really? What? And that's what it is. Is that a frequent problem that you have where these streamers and cloud-obsessed content creators are just trying to do gay shit with you for views? I don't know because

I don't do no, like, I'm not homo-fuel or not, but I don't do no gay shit. Right. So I don't know if they got that in their mind, they can get that out of their mind. But I respect everybody. everybody got to respect me. Right.

So no gay shit with neon. No gay shit with nobody. Respect. Okay, so how do you look at your career from here? What do you want to do with this moment of viral? I like to be in the movie. That's really been my goal from the start. From anything.

I always wanted to be in the movie. What kind of movie would be ideal? any movie like scary funny comedy film horror like all that any movie where I can that definitely are you are you taking steps to try to get into the movie business slowly but yeah I'm not gonna lie the porn thing might get in the way of that to a certain extent what you mean I just feel like a lot of I don't do porn though I'm on only fans right doing porn on only fans pretty much right I don't do porn.

You fucking women on a van on a bus. You snitching me out, bro. Well, it's out there. You got to buy the bed. Wait, I just remember that, because I've seen the picture of you and the tiny little black guy. Did you get that woman together?

Yeah. How was that? Oh, weird. What about it was weird? My husband was other, like, dude. Was the guy a little weird? No, I was like, like, no, just like, for me, it was just weird right but that's what I say on this morning down the line is that

fog it hard to get in the zone it's straight damn did you guys at the same time hmm pause in porn though that's kind of like a normal question you want to know all that you just got to go watch the video right you're right I got to do my research but in porn that's a real thing you figure out how to coordinate your of course everybody thinks they want to do porn but then you got to coordinate your nets and shit gets a little walkie what's the guy from full send that they know the one that they always compare you to what's his name from fucking russia or whatever hasbollah hasbola have you met him not yet why do people compare him to you do you guys think you have similar conditions

or just i don't know some people tell me i got angry management like little anger problems like him Little people problem. Really? Yeah, but I'm the nicest guy. But does it come out ever? You ever like try to beat the shit out of somebody? No, come on, bro. Well, if you got anger issues, I mean. Anger issues, I'm telling you. But you got a whole squad with you. These guys look kind of kind of tough. They could smack somebody around. I wouldn't. Really? I don't do it. Positive vibes. Alien gang, huh? That is good, yeah. Damn, but that's interesting though. You got a little bit of rage in you. Nah, not me. How boy you do?

Hussbula. You're saying he has the rage. Oh, okay. I thought he said you had it. Nah, I don't do that. Yeah, I've seen one of the UFC fighters, like, pick him up and put him on his knee, and he's, like, talking to him, like, he was a baby and shit. And it was like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was Mike Tyson. You're right. Somebody. Like, it's just some guy. But that was super fucking weird because it's like, I think Mike Tyson really thought that it was a little kid. And he's talking to. him like he's a fucking five-year-old yeah but meanwhile he's like a grown man and you can

imagine that that would be kind of weird for him yeah you ever have anybody to bust that out on you now they try to pick me up I'm like hey hey hey hey look you know I don't know I don't let nobody pick me up right no no no no no bitch no no no no that could be super you're a female we do you can pick me up right but I do is gonna come pick me up no no no Is that a fear though that somebody's gonna like put you under their arm and just kind of run as fast as they can and Your team will just be left in the dust They better take off I mean if some track and field guy just grabs you like a fucking football and just

They don't have to see what happens They won't let anybody touch you this idea It's like god damn who's the most famous person you met since he started doing all the shit I met Nikki Jam He's a Spanish artist, though Okay Um I met a lot of

You ever met 6'9? I met Canelo Boxer Oh yeah That's a good one I really met like Spanish people You're more in that world

Yeah Those are the kind of nightclubs You go to and shit To be honest Interesting What that makes sense Um Okay so like where

Where do you see yourself taking your career from here what else you're trying to do just keep working and see where it takes me like i said i'm trying to do a movie if a movie won't take me i'm making my own movie if you close a door on me i'm coming back but i'm taking the building pa there you go that i make my own shit they better let baby alien in the game when they watch my shit go up they're like bro we should have put them in that shit it's happened before so i'm let baby alien in the game I let them, they tripping. Okay, fuck y'all.

Don't let them in the game. Why are you hating for? Yeah, please. Tell me why you're always hating. Exactly. If you got one man, we ain't that big, man. It's okay. Keep hating.

No problem. Definitely. Are there any porn stars in particular that you've got your eyes on that you're trying to shoot content with? I mean, I used to watch porn when I was back in 2012. I don't really... You haven't watched porn in 12 years? It's been a limit

What the fuck? That's quite a hiatus Supposed for a young guy You watch porn at 10 And then never since No, I'll just leave Like I had a bitch Like she's like to watch porn while I

So she got the phone Put porn on my phone And I was watching it too What the fuck I'm gonna do? You were feeling it Yeah That's dope Yeah

You should go to the AVN Awards At the end of January It's where all the porn stars come together they have the awards show and everything now in January right the end of January in Vegas somebody told me about that you come out to that shit you're gonna be late you'll be more famous than most of the porn chicks should I go there yeah for sure you could find some some talent out there no problem it's never so we might these guys they like the idea you like the idea

they're gonna be in there staring at boobs you like the idea so we're gonna see I'm gonna try to get them on board with I bet they do that because they want to be in there in the convention center staring at tities of course bbLs staring at bbls you're like natural bodies or bbls and fake boots natural body natural really but like natural bodies is just damn i don't know i was probably because i like i don't know i just like natural like natural like normal shit you feel me right would you ever get a dick implant never thought about it if I can stick my dund like to make them with a ha ha and how do they like it's coming out and shit oh what a f

boogers coming out a booger inducing blow job is definitely kind of the holy grill oh tears coming out oh tears you know what what are you on bro you said it yeah you said tears coming out here I said tears They choke you on my dick. But I don't want to see like crusty hard burgers. No, not crusty, like slimy shit. Yes. Feel me like, walk, wah, wah.

You're like, oh, shit, bitch. Don't get them booges on my dick, man. I have a friend and his girl exposed him and told the world about his dick implant. Wow. And so now I have a friend who every time I see him, I'm just thinking about the fact that he's got like a plastic sleeve inside of his dick. I mean, let me ask you something. That's a lot. It's a lot to think about it.

What? Why are you thinking about that so much? You're going to discern with that day? Well, so she, when she posted, she posted the receipt. Why are you thinking about it? Well, it's my friend. So I want to know what's going on with this. But she posted the receipt.

$15,000. Baby Alien, $15,000 on a dick and plant. I need to know this kind of thing. For what? I'm in the game. I'm in the, the, the industry you don't get an implant you got a new plant I don't I'm gonna be honest with you so why you worry about there's a big part of me that wants to make

a long in-depth video on YouTube about all the different types of dick implants because I've slowly been piecing the information together from talking to people about that shit yeah that shit might go good that shit might go bad like wait well how do I go bad nobody watches this how about that shit put a rust screw in your shit I don't know how to find that shit work But making that shit go left instead of going right how it's supposed to. You want to put a rusty screw in my dick-old? I don't know what the- no, hey, pause.

Okay, sorry. Oh, how about they do some shit like that? Like, never know you. Then your dead not working again. Or your dick fall off. I think that when I look at the different types of dick implants, that probably rusty screw in the dickhead is not going to be one of them. How you know that?

I think it's mostly like an implant or right there run out of screws. They have like a surgery. into your body and they yank it out all right but how about like they run out of screw right then I don't think there's gonna be screws well so what you think is gonna be I don't know but I feel like if they're gonna put it in your body I don't think they're gonna have screws in there I know I got screws inside my legs yeah like a metal rod and screws that might be good for a femur yeah that's all I got my body what's the difference well the femur is your body the dick is a muscle

My legs are muscles. That's true. They have bones inside them, unlike a dick. So it don't matter. It's a muscle. That's real. You got a lot of game. A lot of knowledge.

Okay. So I'm going to see you at the Avian Awards. So, yeah. Baby, aliens is going to be out there. Getting numbers. Let's do it. Taking flakes. Hey, let's do it, will it?

You love your fans? I love my fans. I appreciate the positive and all that. Do you believe in aliens? Do you not see me? Like aliens from outer space coming to Earth. You don't see me? So you're saying you really are an alien?

I don't know, no, no, no, you're tripping. What happened? Okay. I won't dig any deeper and reveal your secrets. But fascinating man right here. Anything we missed? Anything we need to know about the baby alien? I told you about my.

my training on my bio on Instagram okay there's my Twitter Instagram YouTube everything that we'll link that in the description below I bet that up now we already we we're mad up 22 right now I had that on my calendar I'm 22 today so we got that out of the way yeah what else you're gonna do the rest of this LA trip I don't know I might go this same show me Because I'm blogging, well right now I can't blogging here, but I'm blogging for the LA trip and all of that Hell yeah. Yeah.

If you need any girls to shoot content, just let me know. So what's up? We can talk about that right now. I'll find one for you. Look at that one right there on the fleshlight. I can't see. That might be the one. Never know.

You never know. All right. Baby Alien, I appreciate you so much. No problem. Thank you for coming on the show. It's been great. We're straight from Florida. Puerto Rico to Florida from Florida to LA.

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