No Jumper - Brandon Returns to Confront Do Boy! MONDAY SHOW OVER???

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Starting point is 00:00:35 Look at him. I'm actually red. I'm more red than this. He's native American Cherokee. I'm really not. He's got the black guy thing with a weird patch of gray hair so you can like really see how black you is. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:00:45 Really like it's like a pallet cleanser. Why don't you have that? He's not all over black. I just got cut today. I just cut mine off. I didn't know. He don't got this. He don't got this like Samuel L. Jackson and then this.

Starting point is 00:00:58 That's when you really know your blood is like the blood of slaves. You look like a train. conductor. Listen. All the board face ass. Listen. Listen. I bought a toothbrush. Why? That bathroom was smelling like Coochy. You did plug talk today?

Starting point is 00:01:14 Damn. Oh, stinking. Some of the other employees be doing plug talking that bathroom. These degenerates. He fucks. Allegedly. Allegedly. I heard somebody has a girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah, I got a girlfriend.

Starting point is 00:01:27 Not you. Oh. You're going to keep a girlfriend. He just waited so we got on camera. start being a busy body. I thought about it out there. I was talking about out there, but Moose was like,

Starting point is 00:01:37 saving for the camera. Are we on right now? I was like, I don't think Josh wants us talking about his personal business. He was bleeding. He was bleeding. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I did not bleed, Joe.

Starting point is 00:01:49 Whoa, whoa. See, now you see, you exaggerating. No, no, you were going to. He was like, did he ever. That's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie. Did he ever plow through that girl's shoes?

Starting point is 00:01:58 No, I didn't say. That's all he was talking about. I didn't say anything. Listen, I didn't say anything like that, bro. Josh is my boy. I'm deeply uncomfortable with both Do Boy and Josh's sex lives, but it is what it is. You just kind of got to deal with it. What's the with my baby?

Starting point is 00:02:15 Who's your baby, Tam? Brent. Tam looks like. Oh, I forgot about that. Tam looks like if black people were Asians. Her eyes are really close to get. She's ugly. Damn.

Starting point is 00:02:28 She's ugly. How are you going to talk about a lot of him like that? She looks like the help. Remember that movie? She looks like that. I'm not giving her ugly. She might not be a dog. She's ugly as hell.

Starting point is 00:02:37 She's not ugly as a wild. Even if she is ugly, it's like, why is, why do we just immediately need to jump to that? Because it's like when we talk about Brandon, it's not like, he's fat. I am fat. His butt's really high. And I'm okay with that. No, but if I lead with that, it's like, what do you think of Brandon? And I'm like, oh, he's fat.

Starting point is 00:02:56 See, this is the problem. I know and accept that I am fat. Tam does not know she's in denial about being ugly. She is. She's cute. Dude, she's constantly posting on Twitter and no one's watching it except me so I can make fun of me. I don't feel like.

Starting point is 00:03:12 I like the only fucking friends are watching. I don't know she has Twitter. I really want to kiss this white guy in the mouth right now. Oh. She was on a date tweeting during the date, bro. That she wanted to kiss the white boy? She didn't tell us about the $40 on the nightstand. She'd be sitting on a dude.

Starting point is 00:03:28 Don't do what? She likes Mexicans, first of all. Oh, Mexicans are white. Mexicans are white people. White people came from, where is Spain, Europe, right? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:03:37 They came and fucked the shit out of y'all ancestors. Well, what about the other half? And now y'all here. They're a native. Native what? Like Aztecs, Mayans. Native to selling oranges on the side of the freeway. Oh, God.

Starting point is 00:03:47 Here we go. Coming in hot. Hey, hey. I'm joking. No, no. It's fine. Hey, that's racist. I'm just glad because I've been catching the racist, you know,

Starting point is 00:03:57 call out lately. Now we brought a real one in. Let's go. No, you really are a racist. How? And you're the worst kind of racist. You're a racist that doesn't realize you're racist. What did I do?

Starting point is 00:04:07 That's racist recently. It's too deep for this show. Oh, okay. I got you. I bounce for him. He's not a racist. Yeah, yeah. I love dope.

Starting point is 00:04:15 Can I have 30 seconds to explain? Yeah, please. You have more than 30. We got a lot of time. 30 minutes. This is why Moose is a racist and he doesn't understand. He's a racist. I will click that any day.

Starting point is 00:04:26 Okay. So listen. So listen. Okay. Moose and his community right now are fighting to keep a bunch of illegal criminal aliens in the country who broke the law, right? So they not only advocate for that, they vote for politicians who will not enforce the law and allow these people to be here illegally, right? Moose is America. Moose is America.

Starting point is 00:04:51 Moose's plan for it. Now, listen. Bring them all in. The problem with that is those same politicians who don't enforce the law, they perpetuate an environment. that is totally deadly for my group. Because if you don't enforce the law, niggas is sliding, niggas is getting killed, nobody's going to jail,

Starting point is 00:05:09 cashless bell, nigger, nigga rob, get out, go kill three niggas, get caught again. He gets right back out, right? So in your effort to defend the criminals within your community, you, in a way perpetuate a meat grinder for my community.

Starting point is 00:05:24 So you are, in fact, a racist as long as you support those policies and those people. I just, I didn't want to, really tell you that over. I mean, I just want the people to know. Even though black people vote for those politicians you're talking about, my people vote at a way higher rate than mine do. Black people are the most self-destructive group in America, but we do have a reason for that.

Starting point is 00:05:42 And here's the thing. Black people are degenerate across the board. Mexicans have a sense of community, family, all these things. They have a lot of shit where they draw the line. The only, you guys have sympathy for the illegal immigrant. You have sympathy for the Palestinian kid, right? But you don't have no sympathy for the mama who son got killed. Q50 mama due to a lack of law enforcement in the areas where black people are highly concentrated.

Starting point is 00:06:08 Well, his mom's going to start sliding too. Well, his mom said it. She's an ignorant motherfucker. She's going to have someone slide for her. The dinner is a carous. I heard she's sliding. But when you say that, they're going to come after you. Okay, but what we have here is an interesting dynamic

Starting point is 00:06:19 because as you guys all heard out there, Brandon is both a proud black man and a black man who casts extremely harsh, judgment upon the black community. Aside him, we have Dole Boy. Polar opposite. Who might be the most out of touch with his blackness, black man that I've ever met,

Starting point is 00:06:46 who has never found a racist act that he wouldn't defend, who has never found a racist taboo that he wasn't okay with white people breaking. ladies and gentlemen I present to you a dough boy I don't know if that was 100% true but I just haven't they they criticize me because I haven't felt the steam of racism so I don't always know how to quantify because I haven't dealt with he's like a little Wayne because you're black you're 75% black

Starting point is 00:07:21 they expect you to be hyper-emotional because all the black people they interact with are hyper-emotional He's the most emotional dude you ever met in your life. No, no, no. Hyper-emotional is, I'm going to get on here and snitch on myself and get a, get a fucking prison sentence. Right. Because I get so excited like a bitch that I'm sitting at the grade table that I'm just going

Starting point is 00:07:43 to start telling on myself and telling everything I did. Hyper-emotional is Q-50. They killed Jeff. I'm going to make an album called Get Back or Die Trying. You know what I'm saying? It did get caught with a bitch at BP. four o'clock in the morning and get freaking blazed out on some emotion that's emotional shit like you was in love or something you was ready to go smack you you didn't have situational awareness

Starting point is 00:08:07 and now his mom she doesn't have emotional intelligence so i see why he you see the mama the mama raised them the thing about q50 is that the money was running out because at first he's getting a bunch of money doing features his music's going crazy he signs a label deal etc then you fast forward like a year and a half and he's in a Tesla no security. He does have a gun on him. Okay, cool, but he's not like living the highlight. He's not in L.A. He's not in New York.

Starting point is 00:08:33 He's in Chicago in the same neighborhoods where people want to kill him. That's crazy. Like, why would he feel that comfortable to be in that area? But he's broke. Well, he's on drugs, too. But you know where you're at, though. They're killing shit out there. But the thing is, you got to know the geography

Starting point is 00:08:49 of Chicago, Indiana, and all that. My family is in Chicago. If you broke and you want to be safe, go right across the border, you know, 30 minutes to Indiana. Go stay in Griffith. Go stay in Sherville. Go stay in Merrillville. Those places virtually have nothing going on, and you can be in any neighborhood in Chicago within 30 minutes. He would have been fine.

Starting point is 00:09:12 These guys are just ignorant. These guys are just, they have no situation awareness. He's not staying with his mom or something. His mom is hyper-emotional. But that's like the cheapest thing you can do is like stay with your fucking family members, don't not get a spot 30 minutes away. Yeah, when you're sliding through Oak Park, though, boy, you probably weren't like moving to smart.

Starting point is 00:09:28 I mean, I move, I move wisely. I move intelligently, I still know why I'm at. But you with the bluzz, though. Old blood, though. Old blood, but Oak Park came up woods by Mazze. Oh, and this is a criss. No, yeah. Mazzies like his body yard.

Starting point is 00:09:40 Yeah. Mazzie hell game. Ozies his King Bond. Oak Park and got nothing on Fuller Park. Fuller Park, Inglewood, those places in Chicago. No, those places are like block by block. it's a different faction ready to slide on people. Like, it ain't GDs and vice stores no more.

Starting point is 00:09:57 That's what the dope way it comes from. Yeah, is Oak Park. Oak Park is a dangerous place. He didn't live there, by the way. His church was there. My church was there. I was there a lot. Yeah, exactly.

Starting point is 00:10:07 Go catch the train, the red line, and get off on 91st Street in Chicago, and you're going to see this stuff ain't nothing like that stuff. That stuff is no one's outside. in the like you can walk around people walk to the stone and the hood like I'm gonna walk to the store today when you go to Chicago even in the daytime to Oblock or whatever you went there those streets are dead multiple times no one's outside was the vibes did you see people walking around

Starting point is 00:10:35 in OBlock yeah it's like a fucking Fort Knox to get in there there's like hella armed security on the outside of it it's like a metal door that like rotates that you have to walk through it's very hard to imagine any op ever getting into OBlock ever again But in the surrounding area, go through that night, ghost town. Go through there during the day, ghost town. People just don't want to get shot. It's bad.

Starting point is 00:10:58 It's like the opposite. In L.A., the sun bring you out like, okay, there's danger, but the kids is outside. Over there, it's just like a ghost town. Do you feel any type of way about him being a blood and you being a Crip or no? Do you feel any type of way about you being a Mexican and me being black? No, no. Okay. I have no way of posture towards my brother.

Starting point is 00:11:17 That's good. You ain't seen the thoughts of table from two ignits, okay? I'm just asking. I'm just making sure. Okay. As a man who has spent almost the entirety of his life involved in martial arts, self-defense. Okay. How did it feel to see Do Boy get his boob jiggled?

Starting point is 00:11:36 It always comes back to this at some point. Look, man. For one, I didn't even see it. Oh, you didn't see it? We might pull it up. What about the cake being thrown at him? Did you see that by any chance? I didn't say that.

Starting point is 00:11:48 Guys, I love it all. He has a sterling vision of me right now. Let's not ruin it. I just remember you from when you tried to be the host before and then when you was on Wildenau. Yeah, for sure. So you got to get in at you. I'm looking at you like, what are you doing here?

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Starting point is 00:12:25 Free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. Getting called dogs for every week. Adam's been pretty hard on him since he's been here. Why do you think that is, Brandon? Do you think Adam has an uneven expectation of doughboy? He breaks me down frame by frame every week. has a identity issue.

Starting point is 00:12:51 He don't know if you want to be the smartest dude at the table or the most entertaining dude at the table. Let's check it out. Okay, this is. Don't show you yet. Kyle? And that's your bag. Nick was all like,

Starting point is 00:13:01 oh my gosh. Hey, man, stop touch me, like, come on, bro. Like, don't touch me. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. That was cool, dough boy.

Starting point is 00:13:11 It was just weird, man. It was a 20, no, like I just. First time you met him. That wasn't the first time. Second time. Why? He was going to do that. I didn't know him enough for him to be doing that.

Starting point is 00:13:21 He called him pinky, thick like pinky too. But why did he go for the titty? I could have seen. He was just trying to humiliate him. He was trying to humiliate him. He's trying to humiliate me, trying to go for a moment. We spoke right after it happened. He was like, hey, man, it was just content.

Starting point is 00:13:33 Nah, bro, bro. Sex played you love him. Yeah, man, I didn't like it. He grabbed the titty. I could have you grabbed a roll of fat or something, bro. Well, he grabbed my pet. He got my back in your neck. A hot dog.

Starting point is 00:13:42 This man went straight for the nipples. If he did that to you, you'd have to get down with them. He wouldn't do that to me. shout out right now. You touch my titty. I mean, if you stand up and walk towards me, I'm gonna be like on guard. Like, what the fuck are you doing? I might just stand up. And that was my thing in the moment. Like, I just was just

Starting point is 00:13:59 more just thrown off by it. And plus, like, it's just like, had I known him and that would have been a joke, then I probably would have been able to let it go. But it was just like, just not knowing your surroundings. I was pretty new here at no jumper at the time. You know what I'm saying? I didn't feel the need to... Right. You had been there for like six months. I've been there for like six months now.

Starting point is 00:14:15 That was like the 24-hour thing. That was like two months in. That was, that was, that was, that was. Suspects 24 hours. Yeah, a month or two ago? Three months ago. Don't do it. Month ago, I was a rookie, man.

Starting point is 00:14:26 He's dealing with you enough, Brandon. He's dealing with you know, Brandon. Oh, yeah, yeah. Suspect laughing his ass off is part of this clip that makes it so much funny. But why is his hairlines so far back with that hat? Nature has taken its toll on her. He's getting up there with age, you know, he's almost 30. Almost 30.

Starting point is 00:14:45 Not everybody has good jeans like that with the hairlines. No, he's not almost there. You gotta be a 30-something, right? No, he's like 28 or some. Isn't it suspect? Like 28? What the fuck? But, I mean, I pride myself in not being able to, like,

Starting point is 00:14:57 and being able to stay in control of a situation when things happen. Like, I'm not just going to blow off the hand. You stay composed. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You want him to crash out on it? Yeah, like, beat. He didn't even move, though. He called him a bunch of bee words and stuff.

Starting point is 00:15:09 You didn't even, like, slapped his hand. Like, that was the problem. You let him jiggle. But I think you did the right thing. I feel like when you have Doboy's body composition that maybe Yeah, at some point, you just kind of get removed from your own boob. Your boob becomes almost like a public thing that people can just touch. Like you didn't even feel that?

Starting point is 00:15:27 This was the first time. That's the first and last time that's ever happened. That's never happened in my life. This man is built like Tyson. People don't just feel the need to just grab at my cleavis. This is not like Tyson Fury. He has not built like Tyson. I wish Dolbo was built like Tyson Fury.

Starting point is 00:15:42 Have you seen Tyson Fury? As a recent? They're like being like banging a girl and then you just like go grab it. a boob because that's just like what you do when you're having sex you just like hold a boob squeeze or like that's like how kyle felt in that moment he's like i'm doing a podcast with this guy i'm just gonna grab a boob but why was you gonna grab a man's chest that was gay Kyle be on that type of time in you know okay he got fired he got fired for being gay I think no he was just a set tripper bro he was like a podcast set tripper like he came on and he just he saw a doe boy as a weak link and he wanted to make a

Starting point is 00:16:14 name for himself so he grabbed his titty and he eventually threw his case on the ground and then he threw your cake on his birthday cake and then in his face your whole birthday cake and then i threw that then i threw the cake in his face no no he did it first he did it i like brandon when it stands how fucked up it is because i felt like i was like oh no that was horrible bro throws a cake in your face the answer that is not to throw cake back in his face no he just you threw the cake in his face he lightly he lightly put it on his face and then he and then he licked his ear and he whispered into his hair it's all good it's just kind of it's just kind of But Kyle had went like this to his cake first.

Starting point is 00:16:51 But you be bringing people just off the street. I wasn't even there. He literally was off the street. Yeah, you, come on, Adam. Ain't nobody going to be here without you approving it. And I, and I'll just be trying to like just go along with how everybody was just love a birthday party. He didn't care.

Starting point is 00:17:04 He did a 24-hour stream. It was all the guy did a 20v-1. I found the love of my life. Everything was great. So you with the girl. She ate his butt? She licked his butt. She did lick my butt.

Starting point is 00:17:13 Already. Spread his cheeks. Spread of it. She tasted shit on his asshole. Not a clean What? He always goes too far This is why people got opinions by you

Starting point is 00:17:24 I don't have no hemorrhoids What are their opinions about them? Girls be trying to lick you, girls be trying to sneakie lick your ass or when they be like licking your nuts Have you ever had to death? Yeah, it's not that bad. No, chicks be like, I never was like lick my ass But chicks will be licking your nuts

Starting point is 00:17:40 And they'll try to slide down and they'll take it You ain't going to stop them. That's how to test you. I let it happen. I don't because I'm too big to just be having my legs cocked back with some chick looking at my that shit. I didn't hold my legs up. He was laying on his stomach. I was on my stomach.

Starting point is 00:17:53 I didn't hold my legs. I have boundaries that I won't cross. So you bent over? No, I was laying on my side. Because ain't nobody getting to that. It was kind of doggy, doggy position. I was laying on my stomach and she was just giving me a massage. Did you arch your back?

Starting point is 00:18:05 At one point he did. Yeah, that dick art. No. But, no, but you guys, no, you guys. Guys, you guys, you guys are all retarded. Adam, I'm ashamed of you. Arching is up He bowed his back

Starting point is 00:18:21 Like a bitch To live his toothed I didn't know I didn't take nothing You took that way I didn't took nothing You took it that's I didn't know what to do in the moment

Starting point is 00:18:30 You didn't know what you did it and booted it No man I was just trying to go along It was your idea You told her hey do you want to eat my big fat ass I did not say that to her She was rubbing my back And she just got What's crazy is he kept going

Starting point is 00:18:41 And I was just like whoa whoa I bet she tasted some shit Do you do you find that the prettier the girls are the more they want to lick your ass, because that's what I'm noticing. It'd be the cutest girls. She'd be like, can I lick your head?

Starting point is 00:18:53 Like, what? There's a tiny minority of girls who just are freaking enough that they just want to eat your ass. But then there's like, sure, but then there's a bigger one where it's like, the girls who are like not that popular and they're like new in the industry

Starting point is 00:19:06 and they just kind of know that eating ass is going to like get them ahead in the industry. But actually, I did a scene with this girl the other day and her boyfriend does porn. He's a big, strong black guy porn boyfriend slash manager don't tell me he called you no but like she told me after the scene she's like yeah sorry i didn't eat your ass but like my boyfriend told me that i should

Starting point is 00:19:27 only eat ass if it's a paid shoot so like because plug talk is a content trade don't eat his ass but i guess if i if i paid her a thousand bucks so you didn't pay my baby bad asswashed so you didn't pay my baby badass brand no damn whoa content trade hey that's what's what's the proper poll to call when you're getting your assay as a man. You already know you just got your assail. No, but I want to just know if I let it happen again. Is it stomach down? Do you stand up? The thing people don't know is that, okay,

Starting point is 00:19:55 you know when you're kissing, you don't just like, you don't just like smack your lips against hers. You push your lips out and you, you know, who the fuck kisses like that? You need to do that with your asshole. With your ass? Over and over, while she's like, so you got to

Starting point is 00:20:11 it up. You're pushing your ass on. You need to push your asshole out like you're kissing her. sickening. Oh, God, this is disgusting. A lot of people don't know that. How do we get it? Lena, please come back to. I see why.

Starting point is 00:20:24 She got tired. She kept this dude in control because this dude is. Yeah, no, he's out of it. He's poaching his asshole out. She has not eaten my asshole for pleasure in so long. That means she didn't enjoy it. No, that's, no, no. No, no, that's not true.

Starting point is 00:20:41 That's not true. She's done it a little bit on camera, but she's not doing that. You've never been in. You've never been married. As your wife gets madder and mad at you, she's not, she'll still fuck you because she'll stop fucking her gone. But she'll definitely limit the like extra shit. Okay.

Starting point is 00:20:57 You know what's even worse though? Lena, I'm airing you out. Is that clip the sentence word is that. So when she got pregnant, a lot of people get weird taste things. They like the taste of things that they never really liked before. They are sickened by the taste of other things. she got that and then it didn't go away because some stuff like spit you're doing porn girls you're giving head together to spit all over the dick you're just doing she used to like not care

Starting point is 00:21:27 and then after she had the baby it fucked her up so much to the point where she just couldn't do like gross tasting things anymore and uh yeah she also started to like be pickier about my body odor she would like kind of complain about me i smell like onions or what whatever after a while. So basically her nose turned black because we always think white people smell funny. I mean, maybe, maybe. Like wet dog. Her Armenian heart turned black, yeah. Dude, I don't know. Smash the like button people. I wish you guys the best though, legit. Like, I don't like to see families breaking up. Even if they are porn families. I'm trying to save things. I'm trying to rescue them. Of course you are. Because you're saying. Where are we had? Don't chase her. Don't pursue her, dude.

Starting point is 00:22:09 You know that's the number one. No, that, no, listen to me. Don't chase her. Don't. Don't Don't chase, bro. What should I do? The more you chase, the more you push them away. What should I do? Just be my own man. No, you should make yourself available, but do not chase. No, I couldn't disagree more.

Starting point is 00:22:26 Bro. The guy to fight for you. Have you ever been married? Yep. Yes, for 84 days. Okay. I've been married for 17 years. Okay.

Starting point is 00:22:37 And my wife left me for a whole year, a whole year. And you didn't go get her? Look, I started with the trying to be. like, oh, let's work it out. But then I realized, like, I was too mad at the situation to fake. Like, I really just was doing it for, like, her sake. You know what I'm saying? Okay.

Starting point is 00:22:57 I was really doing it for my own ego. You know, I just, you know, I don't like to lose shit. But I thought she left. Oh, and so you wanted her back, but you were being transparent. The man in me was like, I got to get this big back. You know what I'm saying? Because, you know, I don't like to lose nothing. I'm a Leo too.

Starting point is 00:23:10 I like to keep all the women, you know, they got to stay around. But the thing is, I really. I realized by doing that, that was putting all the power in her hands. She's holding the cards. When I was just like, I'm not going to call. I'm not going to say shit. She left.

Starting point is 00:23:28 She know how to leave. She knows how to bring her ass back. And that's when I start getting what I wanted. But that's when I started fucking again. Like, when my wife loved me, I think it was like, I tried to do the bullshit for like a week and a half. And then when I stopped, Like two weeks after that, I was fucking again.

Starting point is 00:23:46 She was coming over, washing the dishes and she'd again. She just stayed going for a year, staying with her mom. And then eventually she was like, I'm guessing you didn't have kids? I had a kid. At that time? Yeah. That complicated things. I had my daughter.

Starting point is 00:23:59 But where'd the kid go? Look at her mama. She was little. Okay, so here's a good example of it, though. Like Friday night. I could ask my wife to go on a date with me. Ask her, even something, go to the movies. go to dinner or whatever or

Starting point is 00:24:15 and that would be me demonstrating to her hey look I'm a nice person to hang out with I'm fun I'm normal you might want to continue to be in a relationship with me or I could go to the club

Starting point is 00:24:31 with some or I could go at to dinner with some other girl now we're talking go to the club make out with bitches on stream fire do cocaine now we're talking Drink tequila.

Starting point is 00:24:46 And just while out, the next morning, by the time I wake up, she's watched 80 clips of me on her Twitter feed, and my whole little world is on fire. But it could be fun. No. See, this is the thing. You don't understand the power that you have. That's why if you do like a grandiose gesture, that could get her back.

Starting point is 00:25:10 You got to say, look, I know I could be out here. I can have any woman. I could do whatever. I feel like I want you, man. This is Pastor Doe. This is Pastor Doe. He's not broke like Edel. They do grandiose shit all the time.

Starting point is 00:25:23 They be taking trips to wherever all that. The whole thing is this. When you take her to the movies, what you're doing is what you're going to do is you're going to love bomb. You're going to love bomb. Let's go to the movies. Let me act like I'm not who I am. It doesn't sound genuine.

Starting point is 00:25:42 She's going to pick up on that. He's only doing this because he wants me to come back to the house. What you should do is take a trip to Armenia and just send her as a postcard and be like, I wish you were here. Go places. Go places. No, look, go places where it will take a while for her to get to you or do you get for you to get back there. Literally.

Starting point is 00:26:06 Because once she realized she can't have you right when she wants you, that's what's going to make her really be like, dang, I miss my husband. I miss having him at my disposal. So I'm going to go to Armenia. Just to be far away from her, even though I have no desire to go there, I can't even think of one thing to do there. I'm going to be bored out of my mom. No, you're not. No, you're not.

Starting point is 00:26:28 You don't know me. You're going to see a million of your wives there and be like, hey, honey, there's a bunch of you here. So like you ain't shit. You got to play 3D chess. I think I should go to Glendale. The same thing. Don't go to the motherland where the women are subservient. Don't go to where they like no shit and have rights.

Starting point is 00:26:47 Go to where they're like, they're ready to wash your draws and shit. But I think the thing is is that a lot of those Armenian women aren't going to have the L.A. upper crust of society upgrades that make our American Armenian women realistically probably look a lot better than a lot of the ones who are surviving on like 40 cents a day or whatever. No, you tripping. I don't know. The third world got thick. Listen, bro, there's thickness all over the world. I've been all over the world.

Starting point is 00:27:17 There's thickness everywhere. And there's rich people everywhere. There's an upper crust in Armenia. I don't want to hang out with foreign women who are too poor to afford BBLs. I'm scared to them. You've got to have a line. What are you talking about? I want the poorest foreign woman I can get because she's going to be the most loyal.

Starting point is 00:27:35 Yeah, you're a passport, bro. She's going to be ready to, I'm not a passport. Until she gets Americanized and they should be like, I want to have. He's a passport bro sympathizer. Nah, I like, I'm cool with my boy, Austin Holloman. Passport bros are cool. Me, I don't, I started traveling before the passport bro wave hit. So like, I'm like too integrated into where I be at to be like just boning.

Starting point is 00:27:58 But that's what you're kind of on at him. I feel like when it was first announced was like, I'm going to get a crack in. And I feel like you got a few stern talkings to. And now you've been like, you know what? I'm going to be a better. Yeah. Who talk to you, bro? Josh? No, I think

Starting point is 00:28:12 Probably living. At home, yeah. Do you guys still stay together? Yeah, that's the weird thing about it. We're separated in the same house. Y'all not separated. They're laughing at you. She's just in a guest room. We're not having sex.

Starting point is 00:28:28 That don't mean anything. Kick her out. We did hang out both days this weekend. Bro, y'all actually go on dates and stuff. How was it? What's the vibes? Is the vibes like, yeah, this feels like not the same? Or is it like, you know, we're

Starting point is 00:28:40 working on things by but it's still cool no the vibes is i say i want to have sex and she say she don't feel like it damn that's i'm not even are you just jacking off crazy i keep telling i'm doing i'm doing semen retention and yes i'm jacking off crazy i'm doing a joey bad assion i'm saving my car for what it's in a jar just just just hold it in it he's retaining i'm paying it up i'm stronger than him he's keeping it on the on the dresser no i mean the the vibes honestly like right now are good. We hang out, we have a good time, everything's positive, whatever, it's not really a lot of like feelings coming out or like, you know, tough combos, 35. And, uh, can't blame menopause. No, not yet. That we'll get there. But, uh, but then on the other side of that, before, like a month

Starting point is 00:29:28 ago, a lot of the conversations were like heavy crying, not, not positive. You were crying? No, but she was. Not one tier. You probably got a couple of them. If you say you're You're in the same space You're in the same space. Man who cries when they talk to their wife, bro?

Starting point is 00:29:48 When I talk to my wife, I talk down to her. What? What? I'll let her get a whole thing out and be like, say that again? Diabolical. No, you have to.

Starting point is 00:30:04 Women want that. They like when you do them like that. No, man. They like talk. Fight for you later. man. I think you guys are going to get it. Hey, and the same house. The devil and the angel on the shoulders.

Starting point is 00:30:12 You stay in it, man. Because this is the thing you don't want to do. Don't go out there and be like, I'm going to kick it one Friday night with the guys. You know, the clips go out. And then she'd be like, oh, really? And then she go out kicking with a dude that's going to fuck you up in a different type of way. This is the thing. Play with your daughter.

Starting point is 00:30:27 I don't think Len is like that. I don't know. But they see you play with your kids. Okay. I have to say this. Everybody has like a way different idea about our relationship than what is everybody thinks that I'm going to hang out with a girl and she's going to be so mad at me that it's going to make our relationship like impossible to rescue or that she's going to hang out

Starting point is 00:30:48 with a guy and I'm going to be so mad that our relationship's never going to be able to be normal again and I told her actually told her I know girls that I could fuck and I'm not going to do it because I would rather spend time with you and work on our relationship and I I just prefer spending time with you than spending time with like random girls. And she kind of is just like, listen, like if you want to fuck a random girl, like, honestly, I don't care. I was going to ask you that. I was going to say, are you at that point?

Starting point is 00:31:23 I think it's hard for people to understand, though, that like that's just where our relationship is at. Me fucking a random girl is not a five alarm fire the way it is in every other relationship. But in a way, yeah, I kind of resent that. She should care more. Yeah, because she used to care to where it's like, you guys could do the porn. But if you were thirsting, outside of the relationship and regular lives, she's like, whoa, whoa, let's slow down. That happens a lot more than you think inside of, like, marriages, bro.

Starting point is 00:31:50 Like, sometimes once your wife is just kind of like fed up, she's just like, I don't care what you do. But also women gaslight, she knows that that's going to make you more piss off because it's like, you don't care about me. You don't care what I do my dick. Reverseye. She's playing a very, hey, she's playing a very, this is like, this is like, you don't care. Like James Bond level shit. Yeah. You got to be careful with this.

Starting point is 00:32:12 But if you do, if you do fuck around, make sure it's a black girl. Because then you could tap into her interracism and shit. You told me anybody. So I went to Osceania. A black girl. Make sure it's just like a high profile, like sexy red. Something like that. Like real trashy.

Starting point is 00:32:32 That'll piss her off. What if I... Throw that dick on the roulette with. Is it? It's inappropriate for me to ask a black woman to call me the N-word in bed. No, no. Go for it. You could call her the N-word in bed.

Starting point is 00:32:44 Not sexy race play, yeah. And you should be able to say it as well. Yeah. Look. Yeah. What I tell you? What I'll tell you? Look at that.

Starting point is 00:32:54 They love it. They love each other. Amazing. Listen, man. I'm not going to lie. I used to have a white girlfriend. I used to be like, yeah, I used to be doing some racist stuff. I used to whispering about it.

Starting point is 00:33:07 I do have a theory, though, because I've learned this as of recent. I did want to share this with you. I didn't know how you would take it, but I did want to share it with you. I have found out recently that sex, when you have it, it's more than just a physical thing. It's like a spiritual energy of a transfer. And I feel like, no, no, I've really heard that. He has a salmon shirt on. No, let me tell you what.

Starting point is 00:33:27 Let me tell you what? Yes, gay, but also, like, how the fuck are you 47 and you just realize that it's like an emotional element to sell? No, but it's like a spiritual thing. Humans are just animal. Yeah, it's like, you know, like, if you fuck a chick that's like dealing with depression, like you might, like, three days later, it'd be like, oh, why the fuck am I sad? Like, because you're breaking on. I don't believe it.

Starting point is 00:33:45 No, you're supposed to transfer energy. Are you letting this chickpeg you? No, of course not. She's inserting out the energy into him. I think that when there's too many energies, it can start to be confusing with this. Like, if I drink a soda and fuck my wife in Nutterner, then she burps later on. But they're tongue punching his asshole, so they're sending the energy back through the back door. I spent most of my head into its heart.

Starting point is 00:34:06 I spent most of my life exclusively having sex with depressed women, and I never felt like I was going to be a schizophrenic woman. I'm not schizophrenic. Have you ever smashed to sex with a skittic? Not like at the time, but she became schizophrenic early shortly after. No, I don't think so. I've just been learning about transfers of energy. So I was just saying, like sometimes you got to just watch for that

Starting point is 00:34:24 because then you might be bringing on different energies. She might be bringing on. But what is she putting in you to transfer the energy? Do you think it's her strap on? Are you saying it's the porn game? That's what I'm thinking. Like, yeah, because like when you're dealing with different, different individuals you're taking all their energy.

Starting point is 00:34:38 Christian Doe. I can fuck an orphan who is off methamphetamines and she has a slap. Okay. The orphan part. She's from an orphan. Good catch, Moosey. You cut the table. That's the table that Kyle Todd.

Starting point is 00:34:56 I wouldn't think that orphan would necessitate. No, orphans are children. I was letting them dig down. I'm a phone. But we that shit up later. Wait a minute. Did this guy say he was a fucking orphan? I was going to, you just.

Starting point is 00:35:08 You're trying. Clip that. He employs me, man. I need this job, man. Lock up. Good catch, loose. Anyway, I'm saying she could have the worst juju in the world. I don't care.

Starting point is 00:35:23 It's not going to affect me. I'm telling you, man. I'm banged smokers. I banged weird gau. I've bing the girl who, like, I wish I, like, remember her name. So I look her up or whatever. But I paint a girl too. told me that she was like banging Marilyn Manson and he would like do mad coke in front of her

Starting point is 00:35:41 and she wouldn't he wouldn't let her do any of the Coke and he would make her wear a baby doll dress and like just like the weirdest like how is that weird like there's more to it like it was just like the creepiest sound of shit ever and I was like damn that's crazy and then I fucked her and I never talked did you ask her if you really could suck his own dick yeah if he removed his ribs I thought that was going to be the next one that should have been the number one Fuck all that. That's a hard-in-questions. Hey, bitch, fuck all that.

Starting point is 00:36:07 Could this thing suck us up top? Could this thing? Fuck the Coke in the baby doll dress. I don't care about that. I'm just saying, this girl's like the most traumatized, depressed girl you ever met in your life. I inherited. None of it. I had a good time and then I made a relief.

Starting point is 00:36:18 A man is not supposed to feel emotional attachment due to sex. Like, that's kind of our superpower. We can fuck and not feel anything. If you're a man and you're fucking and you're feeling something, you're getting fucked at that point. Doe blood feels things. feeling things. I ain't going to lie. I feel things. You got high estrogen, you need to lose weight. He does. He's got tithy. I need to get my testosterone on teeth. I got to get to

Starting point is 00:36:40 testosterone bad. He did say he need to get his teeth. But not because he's feminine, because he's sleepy. Yeah, I'll be sleepy at that. He's on, he's fucked up on antidepressants right now. Don't boy, just lift heavy shit. Like, go to the gym. I can see it in his eyes. He's, ah, yeah. Just go to jail. I haven't taken the meds in much. I've been off the I'm off the juice, man. Since he started drinking, I think he's that red bull and

Starting point is 00:37:02 the fucking gummy worms. By the way, how you're trying to lose weight and you come in with a sack of gummy worms and you didn't even get the sugar-free Red Bull? That's how you raise your teeth. No, boy.

Starting point is 00:37:10 The sugar is what gives you the wings. No, listen, bro. You could get a better sugar. 90 calories per serving and there's a serving is seven pieces. And there's like, I'm not about to take nutrition.

Starting point is 00:37:22 You didn't rip off the amount of service with you. Why would you take nutrition advice for him? He's an expert athlete. Look at his body. Y'all are both fat, but his body composition is like peak male performance. He has like,

Starting point is 00:37:32 literally 10 times the muscle. You would take his body over mine? Of course. What the fuck? Adam? You're tired. I just fucked for two hours before I got here.

Starting point is 00:37:40 Two hours? Yeah. I bet that's some trash. What's your thing? What you mean? Two hours. That means the pussy is trash. No, that means you're making the bitch

Starting point is 00:37:47 is not multiple times. Nah. Who's fucking for two hours? You fucking for two hours. You're fucking for two hours. When you like it, you fuck long. Adam, are you fucking for two hours?

Starting point is 00:37:56 When the sex is good, do it not make you want to fuck longer. Two hours is insane. Two hours is not raising. I love it. If you're in a long term relationship of two hours, like, what? If you hit that,

Starting point is 00:38:04 you never fucking, you hit the zone where you could just go forever, I, I love that. But how many times are you busing in that two hours? I might bus once or twice. But I just, I get off of her getting off, though. I get off of making,

Starting point is 00:38:17 how do you last that long? What's a trick? I don't know. I think it's just, you know, when you fuck. Think about dudes. I have had conversations with tons of porn stars about this,

Starting point is 00:38:27 about like, what is the normal amount that they want a guy to fuck them? and usually I get like 15 to 20 minutes. Exactly, that's a sweet spot. They do porn. Porn is like, oh, to teach your ass up over here,

Starting point is 00:38:40 now come over here and lay down. I'm talking about them in their private life. Somehow we end up having that conversation a lot. Like, how long you want a guy to fuck you? And she's like, you know, maybe like 15 minutes. If you got to fuck for two hours, you're not doing something. She's got a real freak.

Starting point is 00:38:54 Most girls, if they're going to get off, are going to get off within like 15 minutes. Have you ever saw the movie Harlem nights? Yeah, of not. You never see Harlem Nights? No, you ever seen a movie from the 50? Listen. It was hilarious.

Starting point is 00:39:07 Adam has a very surface level interaction with black culture. He don't know none of the real shit. But you remember when Richard Pryor was like, the lady was like, how about we make love all night? He was like, how about we fuck real hard for 30 minutes and then pass out? That's more realistic. No, women want that sometimes. They want you to give them a little marathon stroke. I ain't got to do it to just keep like, like, keep myself like, good, like, you know, my, my, my cardio.

Starting point is 00:39:37 Him and his girl been, like, fucking, like, rabbits lately, though. So ever since they link to it. Bro, you never hit the plank in the pussy just so you can work the core a little bit? Yeah. I'm doing that. No, I've seen that. Plank? For sure.

Starting point is 00:39:47 Yeah, like stiffing up. This nigga, bro. In there? Bro, you can low-key turn sex into a workout. You hit the plank and try to go for, like, 25 pumps from the plank. And then you try to beat that go 30. Like, your core. gonna be burning after you're doing exercises i'm trying i got that solid 15 in me and if i

Starting point is 00:40:04 can get the job done well we live to fight another day dude does she have to lift the stomach i put the belly on the back i put i put bellies on backs that's what also you only hit the back man not just that but that's my you lay on the bit that's my i used to be a lot bigger i used to missionary you your dick ain't getting to the pussy no i'm getting there how you got 30 inches he needs to get his dick back he was 500 i used to be 500 pounds i'm 300 now was you fucking when you're 5100 pounds yeah i was just only i can only do i can only do doggy style on the back. So now you just on her. Now I can get on top.

Starting point is 00:40:33 Before that was a... When you go on top, do you like pre-lift the belly and then go in, then... You just get to rolling in there unless you get the corn. You got a little chain with a fucking dick around her neck like job of the hood on fucking Starwood. It's like he takes his kangaroo pouch. He plunks his kangaroo pouch on the small of her back. Bitches say they like that.

Starting point is 00:40:51 They say the stomach rub against the clit and make him bust. No, that's true. Low key. No, it's not the clit though because I'm talking about him hitting from behind and having to rest his belly sack on her. No, when I hear him. hit from the back, the girls say she liked the way my nuts slap

Starting point is 00:41:04 against her fucking. You didn't ever put your belly on a bitch back? I don't, my belly don't do that. He's got like a solid belly. It's different than yours. I used to be walking around with my shirt off in here, like sometimes until Adam started being gay all the time. Yeah, well, you would be like sweating your ass off out here too. That's when we did that damn

Starting point is 00:41:20 video shoot. That shit was... How come you are so sweaty? Is this he working out all day? Man, I've just been drinking a ton of damn water because I've been trying to stay hydrated. They'd be hot as hell outside, too. Bro, it's hot out here. Can you interrogate Doeboy about his political beliefs so we can figure out what side of the spectrum he's on?

Starting point is 00:41:39 He's never voted in his life. He's a repulatory. He has an amorphous. I've never, I've never voted. So let's just, that's just like that. Yeah, but you make your own money. You don't work for anyone. You're definitely a conservative.

Starting point is 00:41:48 You want to keep more of your money in your pocket. Absolutely. You're not a hypocrite like Adam. I want to keep that money. I don't know. I want to keep that money. I'm a lip-toe. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:57 So what does that make me? A Republican or Democrat? You're conservative. You're definitely concerned. He doesn't believe racism it exists either. I don't think racism exists to the point

Starting point is 00:42:05 where it's affecting anybody. Racism may stop and niggas from doing a thing they want to do. Black people are literally raiding downtown areas of major cities and the police will not arrest them.

Starting point is 00:42:15 That ain't a racist society. What do you dislike more? Illegal immigrants or like a black gang member that's causing havoc? I would say like Mexican people in general. No, I'm fucking. A gang member

Starting point is 00:42:27 and an illegal. You have to arrest one. or deport one. You can only choose one? Can I deport both of them? No. Okay. I would say the illegal immigrant,

Starting point is 00:42:39 I would say that I would like, I dislike the gang member more than the people immigrant. Because it affects your community, right? The illegal immigrant affects my community too. But more negatively, would you say the gang member affects your community? I think job shit is pretty more important. Okay. But gang members or just actually doing dumb shit. you got to get them off the street.

Starting point is 00:43:00 They're hurting people. Illegal immigrants, they're hurting people too with food poisoning, but beyond that, I don't know. They just need to go back to the place they love, Mexico. But they love it here too. Yeah, but they don't run around with American flags. They run around on Mexican flags.

Starting point is 00:43:15 But don't you have an African flag somewhere? No, I don't. Oh, okay. But you go there and you show them, love. I go to Africa because I have businesses over there. But legally. Legal business is not illegal. And I don't overstay by me either.

Starting point is 00:43:26 You like it, though, right? I enjoy it. I like his piece. And that's what Mexicans would say here. No. They say we enjoy it. If they liked it here, they will follow the law. Well, if it takes too long to follow the law, 10 years.

Starting point is 00:43:38 That's how long it takes. You have to follow the law. There's plenty of Mexican people follow the law. Still in line. For sure. You know, what about them? So they get hopscotched because some person wants to just break the law. Well, that process is still going on just how it is.

Starting point is 00:43:52 You just love criminals, bro. I don't love criminals. I just have sympathy for people just trying to provide a better world for the family. What you have is top. toxic empathy and if they really want to provide a better life for their family, they would fix their own country. I don't believe in that because you don't believe in fixing your own country? I mean, what country is doing that that's in like shambles? America.

Starting point is 00:44:13 This country wasn't always great. It was at one point. What time was American shambles? Okay, so. Revolutionary war? Okay. Shit, Vietnam. Right now with this bullshit, everybody mad about Gaza.

Starting point is 00:44:25 Even during those times. America's more divisive. America was doing pretty well. Even during all of those times. No, it wasn't. You don't even, do you know history? Like, there's many times when the union has been like in serious peril. Right.

Starting point is 00:44:38 And we brought it back together. Why are you bringing up old shit? We're talking about how great we are right now. Well, I'm just saying. And we got labor shortage. So it's like, let all the illegals in. We still need labor. It only helps the economy.

Starting point is 00:44:48 No, we don't. We don't have a labor shortage. Yeah, we do. No, we don't. If you, I mean, this is Google. No, there is not. People say that all the time. Don't go, what's a labor shortage?

Starting point is 00:44:56 When people can't work. No, when they can't find people to work. We don't have a labor shortage. What we have is a pay shortage. People want to get paid what they're worth, so they won't do jobs that aren't paying them a livable wage. But the problem is bringing in illegals suppresses the wages. So if you got rid of the illegals,

Starting point is 00:45:16 they would have to pay you more to work at McDonald's. They would have to pay you more to work at the tire shop. Even when they're bringing on the work visa people over for years and years, they were paying them those same type of wages. No, because they're holding them in a wage. No, they're holding them hot. No, the people come over on the HB1VSA. Jesus, they're getting robbed, bro.

Starting point is 00:45:31 Those guys. They're getting robbed. I'm talking about, like, the farm workers and shit. Illegal immigration suppresses wages. So the same people want $20 minimum wage, don't realize you'll never get it as long as there's a person come from Mexico who work for $12. I don't think that's true. That is the truth. Moose, you know that's true.

Starting point is 00:45:48 The jobs that they were working are not the ones that are paying $20 at any point or even or even the higher end of the minimum wage. It was never that case. There are certain areas where you can work at McDonald's and make $20 an hour. Exactly, California. So, so listen, if I want to get paid $25. You think illegals are working at McDonald's?

Starting point is 00:46:05 Yes, they are. They're not. Well, they are. They are. Yes, they are. They're not. So I'm trying to tell you, bro. These people literally have fake identities, bro.

Starting point is 00:46:14 They're working at McDonald's. McDonald's. The majority of them don't. The majority of them aren't, but they do. Do you think illegals are CNAs? They are. They have fake documents. The thing I'm telling you is,

Starting point is 00:46:25 if someone comes to your country who's willing to do a job for $10, and you're demanding $25. The employer is going to hire the person who will take $10. But you think of the illegals didn't exist, they would just adapt to the $25. They have no choice because Americans have a standard that they will not go below. But if they can afford that $25, no matter what, with the way it's all set up, the business is set up.

Starting point is 00:46:49 How would they stay in business if they're paying all those Americans $25? Easy. Do you know the bottom line for these companies is huge? They're making record profits. They're paying CEOs $20. million dollar bonuses so they clearly have the money. But if there's minimum wages law set in place, then how can you choose to pay somebody less even if they will take that?

Starting point is 00:47:09 That's not on the box. That's why we should abolish minimum wage. Minimum wage should be gone because people should pay what they want to pay and people should accept, you know, what they accept. That would make it even worse. No, it won't because, no, because when you say, even more people would be here that would take less. No, do you think that?

Starting point is 00:47:29 But the thing is, when someone comes to the job and says, I want to make $10 an hour, they say, well, we pay everybody $7.25. You feel pressure to just accept the $7.25. But if I walked in and said, I want 13, and he walked in and say he won't 17, and he walked in and say he won't 12, they would basically have to say either we're going to say no and risk losing this person and waiting to find someone else, or we're going to say yes and just paying what they want. So, you know what you at work, they tell you do not discuss your.

Starting point is 00:47:58 pay with other people. Why? Because once someone finds out someone's getting this much, everybody wants to get paid more, that's why there shouldn't be a minimum wage. Let me go in that bitch and say 29 an hour. Now everybody can come in like, hey, I'm getting 29 hours. But we know in a capitalist society, they're going to try to pay the lowest amount no matter what. No, that's not true.

Starting point is 00:48:16 Like they're going to meet you in the middle. That's not true. It's not like the average town in America doesn't necessarily have like a robust network of different businesses that are competing on what they're paying people. In a lot of cases, there might really only be like one big Amazon center that's employing like half the town or whatever. There's nothing wrong with that. If the Democrats stop running Amazon out of the cities, that's more jobs.

Starting point is 00:48:40 You can't just name like a random thing that Democrats have done and use that to make it seem like it's... Brooklyn, New York. Brooklyn, New York. I know. They like to say that, like, because that happened in Brooklyn, therefore that negates what I said. It does because there should be a free market. Brooklyn is a great example of a place where there is a robust market of jobs. jobs. Not anymore.

Starting point is 00:48:59 Not, not since that lady took over, she got rid of all the businesses. Because the thing is, if you deregulate. All the businesses in Brooklyn? What? If you deregulate, more people start businesses, which creates more jobs. You know how many people want to start a business, but they just don't have the money to go through all the red tape of starting it? Like, that's killing jobs. You know, let me start a business.

Starting point is 00:49:23 A business license, 80 bucks. Make sure y'all wash your hands. you hire who you want to. You know what else is a lot of red tape? What? Migrate to this country legally. You know, it takes a long time. Yeah, but you don't see, you have this belief that people who are outside of America

Starting point is 00:49:38 have this like inherent right to be in America. I don't think that. Yes, you do. I think that there needs to be some type of like immigration reform so it's easier to vet people. There doesn't need to be any of that. There does. No, there doesn't because George W. Bush almost something in the law. But why do we need to reform our immigration process?

Starting point is 00:49:55 Why don't they just, why don't they just stay in their own country? You don't see Americans. If they want to come here, it's a land of free. We're a country of immigrants. Listen, no, we're not. Yeah, we are. No, we're not. If you look at the situation, look, everyone alive right now did not, in America who's a citizen,

Starting point is 00:50:10 most people, the vast majority didn't immigrate here. We were born here. But what I'm telling you is, if they give us the same rights in their country that they want in our country, open the border and let them come. But they won't do that. Yeah, because they're not the best country on Earth. They're not the freest country on Earth. Bro, it doesn't matter.

Starting point is 00:50:28 If you could come to this motherfucking work, I want to be able to go over there and work and start a business and tap into your economy. Why do you want to work in a shitty country? No, you think that's in shambles. You think, listen, there's still, this is the greatest country of money. The land of opportunity.

Starting point is 00:50:41 Bro, I have business. I don't claim that. I have businesses in Africa, bro. I make African money. There's people with money there. So give me the same access in your country as you want in my country, even exchange. Don't just come over here trying to pilfer,

Starting point is 00:50:55 and now you can go back over there whenever, you want to to spend a loop. No. Go through the process, however long it takes, get your ass in line, and just wait for your number to come up. But most immigrants aren't just coming here,

Starting point is 00:51:09 collecting money and then going back and spending it in Mexico. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. It might send a little back, but they're spending dollars here, you know. Do you believe in laws? Yeah. Okay.

Starting point is 00:51:19 Do you believe that illegal immigration is a crime? Yes. Okay. If you break the law, you're supposed to be punished, right? Yeah, in some type of way. Okay. The punishment for illegal immigration is deportation.

Starting point is 00:51:32 I think that's a bit harsh. No. I don't think you should just send people away. The law is the law. But still, if you make a mistake, you can just get your punishment. What else would they do? I'm kind of against them, like, rigorously, like, going after so many illegals, but also, like, if they do catch an illegal, like, what are they going to do?

Starting point is 00:51:49 Like, you think that it's over the lives of them to deport them? You can stay. What else are they going to do? Let them stay? Yes. I mean, you shouldn't have to leave. You shouldn't have to leave. Just like with anybody else, like sit down, get your punishment, but you can still stay.

Starting point is 00:52:03 These people feel like. They're not supposed to be there in the first place. But they are a net positive on society in America. You feel like illegal immigration is a victimless crime. I don't think it's victim. I said it was a net positive. Why are they a net positive? They're taking up all the damn housing in the jobs.

Starting point is 00:52:17 They don't take up all the housing. Yes, they do. The amount of tax revenue that they generate that they'll never be able to be a part of. How do you know what they're generating if they're illegal and they can't get a job that pays on the books. There's estimates out there. It's what? To the 18 million? 18 billion dollars or something like that.

Starting point is 00:52:32 There's no way to track what they're doing. So there's no way to track like when Trump says there's 20 fucking million illegals that came in during Biden. How do they track that if we don't know where they are? That's an estimate. That's what I just said. No, but also remember, they did

Starting point is 00:52:48 catch and release. So there was a record of the people being arrested and then released. So they were a record of the amount of people crossed it through the Southern Let me say this. Under Biden's presidency, they were arresting a thousand people a day at that border. On some days. And then rel-no, no, no, no.

Starting point is 00:53:06 Every day. Listen. That's just not true. No, no, you don't know what you're talking about. Biden literally signed, like did this program where you could only start deporting after so many people were apprehended, right? That's not true. That is true.

Starting point is 00:53:21 What he signed into is when the border would be shut down and locked down with the amount of people. cross. No, no, no. That's what it was. That's when it would be shut down. Yeah. But think it was every day this many people coming in and then they will wait. Because the border didn't shut down every day. So that not that many people crossed. The border did shut down every day. All right, man. But anyway, so the whole point is when these people come in, housing prices go up. The jobs are more scarce. Because just think, housing is all about availability, right? Supply and demand. If I got a gang of illegals downtown LA, that makes housing scarce. So supply is low. When supply is low,

Starting point is 00:54:02 price goes up and demand is high, price goes up. When supply is high and demand is low, price go down. And why is housing prices up across the entire country? Because we got illegals in every single state. California has the highest housing. Yeah, I understand, but across the entire country, it's the highest. It's the highest across the whole country that's ever been. Where? Where? Across the whole country. Housing prices is unafforted across the whole country. Give me a name. Give me a place.

Starting point is 00:54:27 Every state. Name a state. No. Colorado. It's the highest it's ever been. No, it's not as high as Cali. Obviously not. Cali's in New York's always been the highest.

Starting point is 00:54:35 In the places where it's the highest, there is an abundance of illegal immigrants. Or it's the best place to live and that's why it's the highest. That's why you live here and you haven't moved away. I was born here. Let me ask this, Ben. As a nigga that's never voted. You sure you weren't born in Mexico? As a nigga that's never voted.

Starting point is 00:54:49 You sure you was born in Africa? Maybe. I was born here, man. As a nigga that's never voted. I don't know what you. on the presidency and all that, whatever. Am I wrong because I just don't blindly bash Trump and I just be like, man, fuck that nigga, like.

Starting point is 00:55:03 Am I, am I, like, am I a bad person for that? You're not wrong, but that shows their racism because they expect you because you're darker than a brown paperback, well, you're not really good. You almost, you get in there. Lighter, light. They expect you to be hyper emotion. Because of what I've seen and just based on it,

Starting point is 00:55:18 and I get it, I have ignorance. I don't have a ton of knowledge in it, but I'd be like, oh, for life is a good. Trump ain't doing that. But he's not. He's never. met a strong man that he won't justify the behavior of. He'll dick ride

Starting point is 00:55:28 me and whack and Trump. Anybody that he views as like, yeah, Nick Cannon, anyone he views us having like power. He loves powerful man. He'll just be very, he loves to be subservient to them. I don't know about subservient, but Trump ain't really, I shall do respect. There's no way

Starting point is 00:55:44 he's acting towards you. I think you're starting to look at him like daddy. No, we're just cool. You're going to be calling him Zaddy, by the minute. Because we're black, we got to be at each of Zagin. No, because he likes a strong father figure type. And he's 25% Mexican. That's why I thought you wouldn't like him.

Starting point is 00:55:59 No, I mean, he's fine. But the thing is no one can say one bad thing Trump did that actually affects him in a negative way. Like everything. He deported my dad. Lies. Everything that people criticize Trump about is like from this perspective of oppressor versus oppressed. Right. You have to believe you're oppressed to have a problem with Trump.

Starting point is 00:56:22 Yo fat ass ain't oppressed. your rich ass ain't a press I mean prices went up because of his terrorists it ain't hurting you yes it is I gotta afford life grocery prices are high you ain't homeless you still eating good

Starting point is 00:56:33 nigga your stomach is got bigger I know because I hustle hard okay so you good I get a lot of rich people that I know that tell me that they won't publicly support Trump but behind the scenes they be like he's good for business

Starting point is 00:56:44 I mean like man niggas be out here front and I just don't want to be no fake nigga just stoning the nigger just because that's what everybody else Adam just did 9 million views in a month under Trump but you can't

Starting point is 00:56:53 You can't be, you could never be fake because you have no idea like what you believe. Right. So I got to get the knowledge, but I just don't just blindly, I just don't blindly be like, fuck Trump. That's just like the cool thing to do. They can't understand a black man who has common sense. You're literally like, I don't know enough about the situation to cast judgment or hatred towards, bro.

Starting point is 00:57:13 But I love that contained within this is the fact that Doboy does not actually plan on learning anything about Donald Trump. It's more that he's just looking for. you to like justify his ignorance that he has absolutely no plan on changing. Ever since my daughter voted before me, I made a decision like next time it's time to vote, I want to vote. So I do need to educate myself, learn myself, and not just for the presidential stuff, but also the local stuff that goes on in my community.

Starting point is 00:57:39 So I do want to learn, but I'm just not the nigger to front act like I know it. I honestly think you should just not. But he, no, no, don't listen to him. You should campaign for Karen Bats. Honestly, it would probably be better if you just didn't. No, he's better. I have a voice in this world, Adams. Adam.

Starting point is 00:57:51 It probably better if you didn't. Most of these liberal people out here are ignorant. They don't even know anything. He is ignorant. No, but he's not making a decision that affects the rest of us because he's not voting. You got, you watch the internet. These ignorant-ass liberal people, they're like, I support socialism. And then you start asking them questions and they just don't know anything.

Starting point is 00:58:10 I agree. I'm a capitalist. But so I would rather a dough boy who's like, I don't know about it, and I'm not going to make a decision based on what I don't know, versus somebody who goes in the voting booth, goes blue all the way down, and don't know shit about the- keep doing that, keep doing that.

Starting point is 00:58:25 No, they should keep doing that. That doesn't make sense. See, that's worse than me. At least I can tell you I don't know shit. But even if you vote the opposite way, it don't matter. We're in Cali, baby.

Starting point is 00:58:34 It doesn't matter. We took over. The Mexicans are taking over. What about if you're the type of person who doesn't have all the time in the world to research every last measure and you're just kind of like, listen, when I watch TV,

Starting point is 00:58:46 I like what the Democrats say and the Republicans. I don't really care for them. So I'm just going to vote for all the Democratic positions. chances are that if you were to learn about all those different positions that you would probably agree with them all if you generally feel like you agree with the majority of definitely people are because that's the kind of decision making that the average person's making the average person's not studying politics yeah it's like Donald Trump's funny I'm a vote for chance chances are if you do research you will become a conservative because if you like for example this guy bercera these guys these Democrats they want to do a wealth thing tax. Adam, you don't want to pay no damn wealth tax.

Starting point is 00:59:25 We need a tax, Adam. It wouldn't apply to me. Yes, it would. Yes, it would. Anyone making like over a million dollars? $5 million a year, I think? $5 million. Okay, well, it's a lot. But, depending, but look, it takes away your incentive to grow your company. Because now you're saying, I don't want to make over $5 million.

Starting point is 00:59:43 And then guess what? Less jobs get created. Less innovation. We should want you to pay your fair share. No, bro. You can't determine his fair share. I'm about to. I don't like paying taxes, but also, objectively, I do think that it makes sense that rich people should pay taxes. Rich people do pay taxes. Rich people pay the most taxes in America.

Starting point is 01:00:02 Right. 79% of taxes are paid by the top 1%. And I don't know what percentage is reasonable for the... They're paying 79%. Seems to be working. 79%. I've never heard of that. The rich are paying 79% of all taxes.

Starting point is 01:00:17 Most of us don't even pay taxes, bro. Like, if you get a tax or... return check? You didn't pay taxes. You got all your money back. I owed taxes the past couple of years. I got to pay. You ain't making that kind of money. Even when I worked at the pharmacy, I had to pay taxes. Taxes be taxing. Bro, I didn't get no tax return.

Starting point is 01:00:33 Rich people do not pay 79% of their income in taxes. No, I didn't, you asked the wrong question. See, 75% of their income in taxes? No, I said, do rich people pay 79% in taxes? No. That is what you said. To rich people, put what percentage of all taxes do rich people, people pay in America.

Starting point is 01:00:53 The 1% paid the majority of taxes. So you're not saying 79% of what they make by 79% of all taxes. If he was not unbearable enough, now he gets to be the parrot for this dick. What the fire? He's working. I'm involved. He's becoming a conservative in front of our eyes. But he actually doesn't have the spine to be MAGA because he doesn't want to get the sad phone calls.

Starting point is 01:01:14 As soon as Nick Cannon calls you up and he pushes against that. No, no. Nick Cannon is MAGA. He got a MAGA. No, he took down the interview with Amber Rose. He took down the interview with Amber Rose because he got all that backlash. Just because he took down the interview don't mean his views changed. That just means he didn't like the backlash.

Starting point is 01:01:29 Nick Cannon is MAGA. He's been MAG. I guess we'll find out. You should wear a MAGA hat on Wilden out next time you're on there. Whoa. Once I educate myself, then I'll throw the hat. Okay. I fuck with that.

Starting point is 01:01:39 I'm going to get educated. I like that. Believe you mean. You guys, there's no nation like donation. There we go. No nation like donation. This thing always want a handout. No, it's name's dope boy.

Starting point is 01:01:48 Like doughboy nation. Come on. D-O-U-G-H. If this is enough to sway you and bring you over to the conservative party, you mean facts? All I'm saying is like, that's fire. He's kind of spot on. Like, have you not left the house that much throughout your life that this is like so overwhelmingly convincing to you?

Starting point is 01:02:06 When he speaks, he speaks with conviction and I understand what he's saying. But you never met like another guy who like spoke with conviction. I don't know a lot of like political niggas that really be knowing what they're talking about. A lot of niggas just like spit garbage. That's fire. You're like you're more ignorant than. Black lives matter. No, I'm not.

Starting point is 01:02:21 Crick Mac is more politically inclined than dope is crazy. Black Lives Matter, right? The only people who gave Black Lives Matter were corporations. They gave him $90 million. They stole all the money and didn't do shit for black people.

Starting point is 01:02:36 Rich people who everyone hates give the most money to poor people. Jeff Bezos gave $180 million to the black community, gave $180 million to the Hispanic community. What did Van Jones do with that? money that he gave him to be the steward of. You don't know. The liberal gets the money. They're like a black hole.

Starting point is 01:02:57 They'll say, you need to pay your fair share. They'll take the money from the rich. You never see the money again. We don't know where it went. We don't even know where to ship. The economy has gotten worse under every conservative Republican president in the past 25 years at least. By the end of the week, Brandon's going to be chewing up Dobo's food

Starting point is 01:03:12 for him. There you go. But look at that. What? It says, overall average effect of immigration on the wages of native-born workers is close to zero. Although specific subgroups. How would you even track that if you don't have, if they're not documented? So how do you track that?

Starting point is 01:03:26 It's affecting them so much. So look, I'm saying by we know this because of housing and all that. You know, I think there's way more factors than a legal immigrants have to have a place to live. Yeah. When they're here, right? They're not buying houses. No, even renting apartments. The cost living is up for rent, buying houses, all that.

Starting point is 01:03:42 And that is because there's a large number of illegals here taking up all of our housing. I don't think that's the largest factor by far. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. how is it that all the Mexican people are like against Zionists and all that but then they got a Zionist as president of Mexico I don't know I'm not into Mexico policy oh you're not tapped into your own country okay I'm not from Mexico but shout out of my Mexico but those illegal immigrants are yeah

Starting point is 01:04:06 once they get here so you get here they're on our land that doesn't mean anything that's they're one they're one of our people no just because you're on our land doesn't mean you're citizens yeah what you're working and a part of the economy no you're rocking with Native Americans are on the land you're in Mexico you're over the there. Huh? Once they get over here, they're one of us. So anybody who gets to America's this is America?

Starting point is 01:04:25 We're going to take them in, yeah. Who's we? California. I'm here. Sanctuary state. California's just one state. This is a whole union. Yeah, I know, but we're the best.

Starting point is 01:04:34 That's why you live here. No, I live here because I was born here. And is it the best? I mean, I like California. Yeah, I love California. The illegals must not be that bad because there's a ton of them. No, they're bad. That's a ton of them.

Starting point is 01:04:45 It's still fire. That's why we're trying to get up out of here. It's still super fire to live here. Legal Mexicans can still make Mexican food, bro. You ain't got to be illegal to make good food. No, I'm not, yeah. I feel like Mexican American food is better than Mexican food in Mexico. Yeah, it is.

Starting point is 01:04:57 Of course. I think so. I don't eat a bean taco. All right. It's not all. Shit. Tacos in Mexico do be fast. No, it'll be straight beans.

Starting point is 01:05:03 I think that's just, you guys, I went to my friends, grandpa's farm, and that dude served us. Bean tacos with that little chase on. They were bros. They were bros. And they said, this is the way tacos used to be back in the day. they were like, we did not eat tacos to me.

Starting point is 01:05:20 I don't know if that's true, but that's fair. But that's how they don't know what they are. You know what I'm saying? I've seen cows getting slaughtered in the streets out there. No, I get that now. But back in the day, they was keeping those cows. No, I think they've been cooking up. That was cattle.

Starting point is 01:05:33 They were selling it. They were cooking up the barbecue. It may be on an occasion. Anyway, so what you just look at the chat as soon as you run out of things I was talking about? I was looking at this freaking statistic right here. Natural native-born wages to see. I don't know what the chat said.

Starting point is 01:05:47 We hate men. Okay. This is what I'm interesting about this is that I thought that Brandon was going to come on here and tell Do Boy that he needs to get his act together and stop being so pathetic. That's what everyone thought. And then instead, it's like Brandon can't help but kind of be pro Doboy because he realizes that Doe Boy is easy enough to manipulate that he could basically like get him to agree with everything that he says because inside of his head is just like an old creaky rocking chair. like a tumbleweed I would say he's taking him under his wing during this podcast

Starting point is 01:06:23 He's just a better thing for himself I'm a free thinker The dog boy like waged his way up under his wing A little chicken wing Take him under he like he's nibbling on his chicken wing I'm like I'm like I'm real enough to If I get around somebody that has knowledge about something that I don't have

Starting point is 01:06:41 Like I can kind of tone it down a little bit And listen and be able to learn so you know what I can learn from my brother He's a sponge He has some good talking points. Like I'm saying, I'm saying. I'm saying, I'm saying. I'm saying, I'm going to rock with it. So I think that, you know, I might have created a new team.

Starting point is 01:06:54 This is all projection because that's how you are looser acting. He's your little parrot. He says all the things you're not. You guys are in a fantasy world. He says all the things that you don't want to say because you don't want to be polarizing. Am? So you hired this guy to say. Fire.

Starting point is 01:07:09 Yes, I do. Social Justice Warrior. I'm a fucking edge lord. SJW is in the building. Let's go. We did it. I'm deeply offensive. I say terrible things on here.

Starting point is 01:07:20 Man, that's why you use this guy. He's like your brain. You know, like, on Ninja turtles. The big monster with the brain. You always say Adam hates black people secretly, and that's why he hired Flaco to shit on black people. Now you hire Moose to shit on Black people. Now you hire Moose to shit on Black people.

Starting point is 01:07:36 What have I been shitting on Black people about, man? Moose don't shit on Black people. Shit. Rios and Spoting County racist and shit. Nah, he's like, low-key shitting on black people. I would never. Like covertly I would never do something like that

Starting point is 01:07:48 I stand up for Moose on that I don't ever see Moose shouldn't on this straight up I saw Moose on another podcast I didn't even know that was you I thought that was your brother he was going on black people I think we could run at your fucking parking

Starting point is 01:07:59 we want you nigga yeah I don't say the N word but what did you think about that situation Brandon I seen you had a couple different opinions I like the take I was very intrigued by the take because first I'm like wow

Starting point is 01:08:13 he's kind of on Mexican side and then I see one where he's like, yeah, but they got the Mexicans now they had to move their run. Like, fuck the Mexicans. I'm like, oh, never mind. He's not on our side. No, I didn't say that. Me, I'm able to see both perspectives.

Starting point is 01:08:26 Yeah. As far as the Mexicans doing the run, like, that's cool. I feel like with black people. My biggest thing with black people is like hypocrisy. Stop being so damn hypocritical because then no one takes you seriously. You were just in L.A. Fighting to keep the Mexicans from getting deported. Fighting with ice and shit.

Starting point is 01:08:44 Being stupid. Now you want to call ice on them. Like, are you, do you want them here or not? So I didn't like that. But as far as like the running and stuff, it's like, can black people come to you guys in spaces and do that? Are they going to go to Apollo Parker, Caesar Chavez? We're about to bring a bunch of vendors. I saw black, I saw a Belizeian lady getting into it with some Mexican dudes because she was in a spot.

Starting point is 01:09:11 And they came and were like, this is our spot. We're here every week. so we got we can't pretend like the vendors don't be getting chippy no they definitely so that to me if you're going to come running lamert park that's the day when we all patronize lamert park vendors yeah we don't bring our own shit and it was one vendor it was one smoothie this is whichever one it is they're like they were pulling up like with like 20 guys there's a cafe called hot and cool cafe they sell smoothies go buy but if they would have let them run they probably would have ran around and came back in patronage probably ain't good enough this is how

Starting point is 01:09:42 I felt about it because I guarantee you I had like went visibly quiet when we were talking about it last week just because I didn't know a lot about it. And that upset you once you watch it. Yeah, and then once I watch it. It was a rocking chair with some, some bumbleweed going by. Yeah, it was just. But this is how I really felt.

Starting point is 01:09:56 You have a take on it, though. I do have a take. I feel like niggas be too entitled sometimes, man. Niggas always want somebody to run something past. Niggers. Never saw this guy. Like, it's the same way. Like the neighborhoods be, they be like,

Starting point is 01:10:07 oh, you got to check in if you want to shoot a video here. Niggas, shut out. They just want to run. Like, nigger, chill out. They might patronize it. Ben this when they're there. Chill out. It's not that serious.

Starting point is 01:10:17 Like too real. Niggins be doing too much, man. You know who is? He's Jesse Lee Peterson. I'm telling you. I just feel like, we got the noose around his name. Niggis be.

Starting point is 01:10:28 Get him on. Niggins be wanting so much to just be consulted with. The problem with Lamert Park is, for me, it's not like so much what they were saying. It's the way they were saying it because of who was saying it. Those people who were talking are like homeless people.

Starting point is 01:10:43 the old billion and that fucking crazy girl and all I know them. They're bums. Oh, shit. Why do bums feel they have the right to segregate or can't keep anything? Now, if there with some business owners from over there, it would be a different story. That did surprise me when they said they don't have business. That woman at least doesn't have a business or a vendor there.

Starting point is 01:11:03 But this is what I'm saying. If you really want to know, there's a lot of beef between the brick and mortar business owners and the vendors in Lamert Park. Because the brick and mortar business owners are like, how can I make money and do business if someone could come set up right in front of my store and sell the same exact thing I'm selling? For cheaper. For cheaper because they don't got to pay insurance or then. So there's an internal conflict there already. Adding a third party makes it even worse.

Starting point is 01:11:31 It's like a third party. So that's where you got the like where black people came together because you got two groups that are already at odds. Now we got a comment on them. Who linked up to come against you. That's what happened. But yeah, Lamar Park is just kind of like a cesspool. Like in the sense that a lot of... In a sense that...

Starting point is 01:11:48 In a sense that... No, but it's a lot of homeless people like trying to call shots over there, bro. Like, where I'm from, bums don't call shots, bro. Bums do bum shit. But it's just like I do understand where they were coming from. And I understand why they're saying it. You have to know, like, the nuances of the situation. No, for sure.

Starting point is 01:12:09 And the guy apologized. They moved the run. I went to the run. It went to the Elysian Park. You know, I'm going to run with your family. I know what I'm running. I can run to the running. Okay.

Starting point is 01:12:17 Now the line starts. If we start a race, start racing you and then you can pick up where he stops and I'll outrun you too. So who's going to win out of a fight between you and Spodyface? He's calling you off a fight. Offensive guard against a nigga who look like you play basketball. A mean kickstead. Dude, you know as a football player, you know you can't lose to this nigga Spody.

Starting point is 01:12:38 No, I'm doing something called Zen Timber, so I'm a pacifist this month. You're passionate everyone. He's calling you out. He's been calling you out, though. He said he wants to punch on your face. I know, no, for sure. But that doesn't sound very activist. You got this dude by 100 pounds.

Starting point is 01:12:51 It doesn't sound very activist. I'm trying to encourage him to stay in his activist bag, not to be violent. He don't even know what the fuck you want to be. He don't know if you want to be a gang member or a politician. I'm going to encourage him to do the best thing for his future. How did I not observe the optics of like having an argument and then declaring that you need to fight? Like that's just so.

Starting point is 01:13:11 stupid. Nobody does that. Does what? We do that. We just somebody. I mean, I don't want to get it, but it's... You chose the fucking alliance. You're like the nigga off of King of New York. Frank White. Frank White.

Starting point is 01:13:27 What's the dude? Jimmy jumping. Jimmy, jump. That was Lawrence Fishburn. You can't bring the niggas around and then be appalled that nigger shit. You chose this road. I'm trying to... Spottie's better than that. He was just so upset. How fuck you know what Spottie is? want to whoop your ass. Because I've seen him today.

Starting point is 01:13:43 Do you think that by, he said fucking moose. Exactly. And I said, hey, it is what it is, man. Big worm don't play about his money, but he called me, you know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:13:53 I didn't call them to argue with them. They called in the podcast I was on. And then I just had my ducks in a row a little bit better. This man got on national, semi-national TV. It was like, I want to whip this nigga Moose's ass.

Starting point is 01:14:06 And you were like, they kept calling you Moose Knuckle. It was Kyle Stream. I wouldn't say it was semi-national news or anything it was Kyle stream with one of the viewers but you know shout out to Spody man damn Spody I'm glad that he's a you know

Starting point is 01:14:18 everything he says about Doboy everything he says about Doe Boy is you you the one who just want to be like friends with everybody yeah Spottie didn't mean that yeah no Spody meant that I keep peace at no jumper that's that's where we're so peaceful we're not pulling knives on each other fighting each other

Starting point is 01:14:35 in jujitsu battles you know what I'm seeing let's just pod and we let the switches keep the peace all right oh shit Okay, Brandon Q50? Okay, Bloodhound Brandon? Hey, I was listening to these niggas music on the way over here. It made me feel like you. Got you activated.

Starting point is 01:14:50 What's the dude name? Bloodhound, Jeff, should have saw it or some shit. Bro, he literally sounded like he was talking about his own cousin's death. Because he talked about like 50 rounds. He talked about like basically the shit he was saying was literally the shit happened. It wasn't just in Q50. No, but it sounds like he was predicting foreshadowing his own cousin's death because everything he said is what happened to his cousin.

Starting point is 01:15:12 I think they just listen to the song. No, it's because the same shit is constantly happening in the cycle. It's like the same. But when he talked about like 50 rounds, and then if you look at the thing, they said they think it's about 50 rounds. It is what they said. And he should have saw it coming, but he didn't.

Starting point is 01:15:26 You want to watch a video of Adobe passing out at a boxing event? Yeah. Watch a mouth of it. This is funny. You mad that we posted this? Nah, that's all good. I'm a low board. It was Nathan.

Starting point is 01:15:39 Look at this. So he's seasoned up. He's choking on his spit. Jinks is just not paying attention to his only passing. Oh, he's serious? He could have snapped your neck and half. Yeah, you can tell us not fake, by the way, Jinks.

Starting point is 01:15:49 We would ever do that. People said it was fake because he kicked his feet off, and it looked like he forces it. No, his feet, he lost his balance. And his upper half is a lot heavier. That chair can only do some months. God damn. Obvious question, are you okay?

Starting point is 01:16:04 I'm okay. What is wrong? No, that's why I laughed once I found out of you're okay. I was okay. No, it was just really, really, I mean, shout out to Nett in there for throwing the event. It was a good event and everything, but it was really, really hot. I had been partying all week, so I kind of been.

Starting point is 01:16:17 And you had a shot. I had a shot in Tennessee and a beer, but I wasn't too much water. Hadn't been drinking no, eight ball. No, no, no, no. But the drink don't make your temperature go up. Exactly. So I was just in there and I was hot. And before it happened, like I just kind of felt, I was like, shot it.

Starting point is 01:16:30 I need to lay down or something. I just kind of broke out in a cold sweat. And I was like, so I go lay down. I was just like, nah, I'm just lean. That's what I'm saying. That's what I didn't do it. There was a couch. And so I just, the last thing I remember was just, like, kind of just hitting my vape.

Starting point is 01:16:46 That's why I don't have it. And I was just like chilling. That's what got you. That head high. And then I just kind of, and then I woke up and niggas was picking me up off the ground. But the thing that- Yeah. But the thing that scared.

Starting point is 01:16:55 But, bro, you're 47 years old. You're doing young people shit. Yeah. Vague. Taking shot, drinking a beer out of beer. Hitting your vapeen your vape gay. You're supposed to be in that bitch with like a bucket of ice water. A fan.

Starting point is 01:17:05 Yeah. I'm doing none of that shit. But the thing that scared me. was when I watched the video of it after and it kind of just looked like I was gasping for hair. Did I just watch him die? I thought you were dying off fentany. What is this dude doing? You must hear rock bottom.

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Starting point is 01:17:37 please contact Connects Ontario at 1-866-531-2,600 to speak to an advisor. Free of charge. BetMGEM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming, Ontario. You're lying. Lennon wouldn't let him do that. So now that... You used to smoke the bong with lunch, now you got the blunt.

Starting point is 01:17:57 And you know what? This motherfucker never lets me hit his blood. I'd be like, let me hit them. I'm like, yeah, this is a personal blow. I won't let you hit my blunt with them big-ass niggil lips. Jesus. That's when I found out, because I bought an ounce of. a weed off doughboy and it was some trash

Starting point is 01:18:11 weed off doughboy and it was some trashed. Was it trash? That's when I realized he is this way for a reason. That's fire because he'd be smoking minutes. That's what's affecting his brain. But weed was trash and they could try? Trash. It was like, it was like, you know.

Starting point is 01:18:21 Brickweed. I thought that was that fire. I thought that was lit. That's fire. But now, man, when I see myself struggling for air, I actually went to the hospital yesterday. I was going to put it in the group chat. Thank God you did it.

Starting point is 01:18:33 I just went to the emergency room. I showed the doctor to the video shit. The doctor would sit there like, like, so they put it. So they put me on the EKG. They check my heart. They check my head. They took urine.

Starting point is 01:18:43 They took blood. It's bigger than the motherfucker, but I didn't have no damage. And then, yeah, they just checked everything. They checked my urine, blood. But I did find out that I'm anemic. I don't know if that had anything to do with me passing out. No, anemic people pass out. Yes.

Starting point is 01:18:56 Yeah, low iron. I got to get iron. Literally every girl's anemic because they have periods. I've never heard of anemic man. What are you eating? Dude, are you eating enough protein? That's what I'm saying. Well, I had weight loss surgery back in the day.

Starting point is 01:19:07 So I don't eat a ton of food. Yes, so you got to make sure you're right. So, yeah, so I'm not getting a ton of, I don't get a ton of calories when I eat because. I don't know what this man been doing with his fingers. No, I just been chilling, me. I'm fucking around. No, yeah, you got to just be eating like all protein. Yeah, I got it, like, I got my protein and stuff because I'm not getting enough.

Starting point is 01:19:24 Like, I think I got to eat more red meat and. But when I went to eat with you, you took like two bites and then you're like, fucking kind of full. Because his stomach small. How the fucking fat then? He got a, he got a surgery to get a stapled up. I got it in 2015. So your stomach is stretched down? I used to be way bigger.

Starting point is 01:19:38 I used to be 486. Now I'm 302. Okay. I'm about to be like three. Nice. Know your friend being anemic does not mean that he is a woman. Anemia is a broad medical condition, not a gendered trait. It occurs when a person's body does not have enough healthy red blood cells or hemoglobin to carry oxygen to their organs.

Starting point is 01:19:57 Homoglobin. While it's true that women and people who menstruate are at a higher risk for iron deficiency anemia due to monthly blood loss, millions of men, children and elderly individuals. millions. You're part of millions. I'm part of me. You're probably a part of something. I belong. I belong. You can't be blood and then you lack in blood. That's crazy.

Starting point is 01:20:17 Hey, Lena, used to have kind of like low energy levels and then she got these shots of iron. Make jokes in the chat. And the iron injections totally changed her life. That might be it because I was just telling moose like last week.

Starting point is 01:20:34 I was like, yo, I need to get my testosterone check. But maybe It's just my iron. I think you can eat a gang of spinach. I think spinach has a ton of iron. Go pop eye on them. I think I might need to take supplements, though, because I can't eat a ton of food.

Starting point is 01:20:46 Like, it's crazy. You would think I could eat more than I can because of how I look, but I promise you, I can't out eat nobody at the table. But then he busted open the leftovers later, like 30 minutes later. Yeah, like I can eat, like I can eat, sit down. But maybe you should start working out, burn some of that shit off so you eat some more, get some more nutrients. Yeah, I don't know, dude.

Starting point is 01:21:04 You know, you look like you got like a nice, frame to put some muscle on there. Yeah. Can I ask you a question? So a woman DM'd me, regular woman, a couple hundred followers. She said she wanted to, the doughboy had pissed her off enough

Starting point is 01:21:20 officially that she wanted to air him out to me. Oh, what? She asked me to call her and I just didn't feel like it. Really? I, and also it just, it felt weird too because I'm like,

Starting point is 01:21:34 man, if she tells me a bunch of like really bad stuff about Doboy. I think I'm going to feel bad coming on the podcast and be like, well, guess what I heard about you? He like beat the shit out of her. He's just going to look crazy. Even though she was hitting me up, like, she wants, like, she just really wanted to share some, like, info with him.

Starting point is 01:21:51 If you showed him the girl, when he knows. I think I know who you're talking about. You know exactly who it was probably. Because I'm going to show you a text that I got. Call it right now. Call it right now. Call her right now. Call her right now.

Starting point is 01:22:02 Call her right now. Fuck it. Hey, don't try to text the bitch. I don't know. Bitch, I told you don't hit my boss. Bitch, I told you I love this job. Wait a minute. I think I know exactly what you're talking about.

Starting point is 01:22:14 I have to scroll back. There's no funny. Somebody said, Brandon's giving dietary advice. I'm telling you about what. No, I'm telling you about what to eat. I ain't tell you how to stop eating too fucking much.

Starting point is 01:22:24 He's saying eat more. Eat more. Yeah, you're saying eat more. Dude, I eat a lot, but I'm good. My nutrients are good.

Starting point is 01:22:30 What do you think is the worst thing that this woman could possibly say? If it's the one that I think about there ain't shit, this is that? You let her play with your booty? I ate his ass. He's saying that he only got his ass. He's saying you don't care about that.

Starting point is 01:22:42 Now she played with that motherfucker with her fingers. Wait, let me see him. I like that hat. Thank you. Bro, you go have to spin the block on that. You hit the back of that, motherfucker. You have me doing her like that. What the fuck?

Starting point is 01:22:55 The look at her face looked like, bro, hit the back of that motherfucker. She was like, nigga. She was addicted. Yeah, she was bad for doing her like that. She saw her immediately. She wanted to fucking face her. You can't have a good look. Oh, are you serious?

Starting point is 01:23:08 I thought you guys couldn't see her. You mother. Good thing they did because I had to hear me out about what. It was not my girl. I never told her she was my girl. At first when she was like, I thought she was like about to say that you like really abused her. Yeah, that's what I was like, I was like, yo, this is fuck. This is the end of dope boy.

Starting point is 01:23:28 Oh, he cheated. I'm like, yeah. She said, he lied and said he wanted to be my boyfriend and didn't. Like, if you could even begin to. say I was not your boyfriend or like I never told you that and like if it's not like a total joke when you say that then

Starting point is 01:23:42 what the fuck you so mad now W-Doh honestly W-Doh on the other you, boy. Play a player from me and my dad bitches what the fuck bitches ain't shit man

Starting point is 01:23:55 bro she my girl probably watch this at home I probably have to hear this shit call your job like I did meet her I met her randomly at a at a, at like a bar. This was like way back, like, in February or March.

Starting point is 01:24:08 She older than you know. And that was the thing. How long were you're older than me? Yeah. Um, nothing. We were just off and on, like, you know what I'm saying? For some months, but we would never like go out and go on dates and shit. He texts me.

Starting point is 01:24:19 That better not have been public. That was public, bitch. Oh, he has a podcast, like, and headphones on. I got to fuck else. Somebody's bad. I was thinking of that, too, he has headphones on. She has to know. Somebody said Brandon really.

Starting point is 01:24:34 on her nigga. Everybody needs a sugar mama. She looks like she'll pay. She's seen passionate. The fact that she was going to call and be like, let me reveal him. He's bad. Like, what the fuck? Like,

Starting point is 01:24:45 she was trying to get you fucked over at your job. She thought she found an ally in the Adam. I feel really, like, I actually am not going to tell Lennon about that. No, you need to let Lina see that. You need to let Lina see that. Be like if Dund boy got bitches like this,

Starting point is 01:25:02 how you think I'm going to happen? If I tell her about that's wrong. It's over. Be like, What the fuck. He got him going crazy like this. You don't even want to know the type of call. The nigga says she was crying.

Starting point is 01:25:16 She's calling my damn job. What the fuck? Who does that? He's trying to sell it. And I keep it real, if that was my girl and I was on some bullshit, I'd be like, yo, that's my girl. Let me just beat that. I was never my girl.

Starting point is 01:25:27 Like, stop it. Like, she started tearing up thinking about that dick. For all, yeah. She's missing. Like, I'm never going to get that doughboy dick again? Now it's over. This shit here is over. That's cold-blooded.

Starting point is 01:25:39 She says she got the dog-hash. I didn't know you was slaying them and just tossing them on the side like that. I told you I got my dick back for a reason. Dude, wait a minute. What happened in your dick? Well, when I was 486 pounds, it was law. No, it was working, but it was just smaller. And then when I got lost weight, then it reappeared.

Starting point is 01:25:53 Oh, yeah, you do get an inch of dick for it, like 40-past. They made a comeback. Yeah, yeah, now I'm back out here. That was amazing. Oh, my God. I did not if I could expect it. That was the best outcome for you, honestly. like, oh, your dick was fire and you left me alone.

Starting point is 01:26:07 You got her when you were five hundred? No, no, no, this is a couple of months ago. I said, that bitch is a chubby chase. I can't believe that a motherfucker will call and try to tell you. You put that stomach on her back, though, best believe. Like, what a dope boy doing? He was putting his stomach on that man's back. He was putting nuts on her for him.

Starting point is 01:26:21 No, for real. This is what happens when you have toxic, wannabe, comedian, black men dating sensitive, sensitive, fair-skinned white women. She thought she found a hubby. She was like Asian. You know, you was a love talking her a little bit. He was involved.

Starting point is 01:26:33 I'm a nice guy. I'm a nice guy. He was just being nice. Hello, talker. And she goes, oh, you have a girlfriend. I felt like I was in middle school. Welcome to being black, moose. You just fucking treat a bit decent and she falls in love.

Starting point is 01:26:46 Damn, yeah, that's what it's like to be black. That shit, they're going to be on it. Shout to all the black man, man. Oh, my God. I did not know that was my husband. That's the crazy thing because I thought it was somebody, because I got like a different text from some of them from a other shit. You got them all. And she was like, maybe I should get in this chat and air your ass out.

Starting point is 01:27:02 I was just like, Erin what? Give her Adam's numbers. So we can do this every week, a different one. Man, if you look at this point, like, as far as I feel, if you let a nigga hit more than twice, you can never air them out about anything. I would say that history is in denial of that. Depending on what you do on top of fucking or twice. The vast majority of people are fucking and then they are also exposing each other.

Starting point is 01:27:24 Yeah, that's okay. But if you can't really talk about no weird shit I do if you was letting me fuck you consistently. You were obviously. Well, she didn't know that he was on weird shit. She found out after she was giving you fun. No, she knew. Bitches who you fuck know all your little kinky shit and all that. You like your nipples licked and all that.

Starting point is 01:27:40 So she didn't lick your butt? No. Why not? I don't know. That's not the thing that I just be doing. She didn't grab a city while you. She licked that motherfucking out, though. Was she bouncing on the dick?

Starting point is 01:27:49 I mean, she was. Well, she's petite. She's not big because she looked petite. She said, she said, yeah, she said, yeah, she's small. You know the best part about that is that it was anonymous. So, like, never at any point did it become clear. Personal. We didn't say her.

Starting point is 01:28:02 Yeah, we don't know who they have that. I know how to play this game. It's like a fictional woman. What made you end up being like, she's not like the one or like... Because she would do shit like that. So like she would come over like mad late, right? You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:28:15 Be like two in the morning and whatever what happened. You hit her. Like, hey, you'll pull her. Whatever. Or she would hit me. A lot of times she would hit me. And so that would happen or whatever. And then she'd be like, well, let's let's go on a date or let's go.

Starting point is 01:28:27 I'd be like, man, I'm busy. Like I'm not one of those. Yeah, that's not what this is. Yeah. Like, you know what I'm saying? And plus, like, just ain't what you want. Even with where I was in my life, like, you know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:28:36 Because I was just going through like, I just moved. Like, I'm just going through all type of shit. I don't have time to be your boyfriend like that. And that's what she truly wanted. And I couldn't offer her that. But don't you think that that stands in contradiction to the fact that you're like, well, I might die alone. It's like, yeah, if you don't want to die alone,

Starting point is 01:28:53 then you better wife a girl up at some point. And she seems like she don't want to die alone. She would have been down to settle down. You were her retirement part. Title true, bro. You're sitting there with a Viagra. I don't be happening. Don't lie.

Starting point is 01:29:04 I know, honey. I didn't have any facts of this. Many of those. She said it was bad. She said it was better. She said it was better than she thought it was. She expected, but still not top tier. It's pretty much what she said.

Starting point is 01:29:14 No, she did not. No, she did not. What she said was inaudible. Then we asked her again. Don't try to play my body. I'm not going to lie though. Before I knew who I was sitting here like, who the fuck is this?

Starting point is 01:29:29 Yeah, I was like, please don't let this be something insane. Something crazy. I don't have no skeletons in my cousin like that. I'm trying to clown dough boy because you would give your left leg to have Lena call you and be crying, oh, please come back. That's right. You'll be like, I wish that was like shit. You wish you could be in this nigger's shoes right now.

Starting point is 01:29:48 Lokee like we all do Lokely. No, W. Doe. That's like the best outcome. Like I said, bro. Yeah, that's a W. That's so funny is that Vian Atlanta have so much together, so much equity built up over the ears. This woman has no reason. expectation of ownership of his cock.

Starting point is 01:30:05 And she's still furious that he's acting out. You should play this for Lennon. You like to hire her. You need to hire bro for blog talk. Yeah, act like this bitch. You might use a high bro for blog talk, me and there putting it up, bitch. That's the go-

Starting point is 01:30:18 No, yeah, fans. But wait, so how long would you say that you were like seeing her? Since like February till maybe like a month ago or so. Oh, shit. Okay, so it was a good grip of time. Yeah, yeah. So she said, you got on no jumper and start acting brand new.

Starting point is 01:30:34 And you was fucker raw. He's not putting no con to my look at him. Man, what are those? Bro, what are that? What are those? What are those? What are those? What are those?

Starting point is 01:30:44 What are those? Yeah, probably low. That makes sense. If you take, if you're gonna take a chance, that was a good one. That's just wild that a motherfucker will try to call your job and get you fucked off. Like, what if he just really would have been a fuck boy,

Starting point is 01:30:55 I'd been like, Dope, you know what? I can't be. But she, she, you're a bad guy. You're fired. She DM'd me off her account with, 300 followers that for some reason I saw and I responded to her on DM she like very quickly

Starting point is 01:31:08 moved it to text. You were looking for the bitches and then did you notice that when I called I was like this is Adam 22 or whatever and she's like I know like instantly she for sure saved my number as soon as I texted her the other day which is pretty funny because like she was really ready for this she was ready to go there was no indication that I was about to call her

Starting point is 01:31:26 she had that steel no what was that shit in the background she was at that bar again where you better at Because I heard TV's in the back, and then when she called video, she was outside on the side of the building. Do you think it's anti-brot? Was she an alcoholic? No, she's super normal. Like, get money.

Starting point is 01:31:42 Like, well, I don't know. She's like, she's like, yeah, I don't know about getting money. You know what I'm saying? Adam, can she work here? Yeah, a blow job. You've been wondering if you had any jobs. Plus, but the credibility goes out the window. Guys, hey, everybody, I need some new employees.

Starting point is 01:31:57 So if anyone has any angry ex-girlfriends, something really hate you. We were planning another host. competition you should come through for sure i'll vote for her and literally you should have told her coming to plug talk content for content we can't pay you but content for content she gets to be a fluffer she don't got to be a caper yeah you think it's kind of anti-broko that even entertain that type of conversation from a girl's trying to expose you brocode no he got i mean what i what i know of adam is man i'm going to adam go get that content right he's a scumbaguer look i said that i wasn't planning on calling her because I felt like it would be grimy.

Starting point is 01:32:32 But then also, when she first DM me, it seemed like she was going to tell me some crazy shit. You message us like, hey. She did tell us crazy shit. But I'm kind of thinking it's going to be like really bad. And it's like, I kind of need to know if it's like really bad. And then she was like, oh, like, I don't want to tell you. I was like, call.

Starting point is 01:32:52 And I'm just like, okay, I don't even care. So it could have been text over to us, but that isn't funny. So it's all good. Put this in lights. Doboy blows out the back of a fucking 50-year-old chick. That's what the clip was said. Yeah, that's a clip. She says she's older than him.

Starting point is 01:33:05 She's older than me. I'm 47. So, yeah, so I think she's, I want to say she 51. Hey, you're blowing out 50-year-old backs. My nigga, you'll die. Got him out of him, man. Yeah, Do-boy got him addicted. I'm hard on a bitch at all ages.

Starting point is 01:33:15 That's fire. Now I'm going to hear this shit tonight when I- You're like my idol. I want to. But you said that you cut it off. Yeah, you were single when you got it with your girl. And I told, she made a Q-Ear was cut off. Yeah, and I told her girl.

Starting point is 01:33:27 Like, I was just like, look, I had some bitches before. Just tell you. Girls like that. Hey, tell you guys out here solo. You never to go back to her? Keep it up. Like, I got choices. The fucked up part about all of it is she don't call my fucking phone tonight.

Starting point is 01:33:39 I'm sorry, you just upset me. Yeah, that first shit. No, you can come get this elderly pussy. But if, you know, God forbid, you and your girl do break up, that number's getting unblocked. Let's be honest. My hell no, I have no shit like that. Who knows what she'll do? I don't know, brother.

Starting point is 01:33:54 This whole can't be trusted. You're trying to fuck up the money. We all been there, man. You're trying to fuck up the money. How was she funny? She just made you the more famous. This is epic. You're going to be fucking world.

Starting point is 01:34:05 That's not what she thought was going to happen, though. I love all my crash outs. They just make you more. Am I on speaker? FaceTime me. No. You should have seen her face. You should have seen her face when she was just like,

Starting point is 01:34:19 and you hit her with the, she was like, you hit her with like the grumpy dad face. She hit me with the, I. knew it she hit me with the you should have known face she goes is am I a speaker for I go it's just me and my friend Stephen

Starting point is 01:34:31 that is true Stephen isn't it was in here do you have any jobs yeah that was some high school that shit hit her and ask her if she knows that edit clips I need to edit it my mind was straight to plug talk

Starting point is 01:34:43 everybody needs a fluffer dude she knows what you do ask you if you want a job that's one thing you do not that is one person you do not ask do you have any jobs if you're in feet me yeah we should try her on

Starting point is 01:34:54 Monday show for sure. You shouldn't ask me that because I'm just so clearly, anyone who knows me knows that I take pleasure and say no to people. And you just shouldn't like give me the opportunity to feel good like that. Because like I'm the kind of person. It's not going to be like, well, maybe. Come on in. Let's see what your crazy ass could do. You never know. That's a lawsuit. She probably sued. No, for sure. She would sue quickly. I'm glad that I've grown in advance in my life because if this was the old though, I'd be. heated right now. I might have to call one of the

Starting point is 01:35:26 home girls like, hey, beat her ass. I'm like, hey, man. I'm down here from Oak Park. Why the fuck do this? Mike got pubic hairs all over. You know why. Because Josh was putting his bottle on it. You know, he was... Josh. Where the fuck is Josh?

Starting point is 01:35:42 Josh you ate. Joshua. Yeah, he was asking for Josh and he was exposed in Josh. No, I was at this thing. That's funny. That was so funny. They're literally making shit up. No. No, we're not. We're definitely not.

Starting point is 01:35:56 I won't repeat it. We'll protect the innocent, but you were on some shit. That's Josh just new girl. He's like, oh, okay. Brandon's really excited about women. Why not? He just likes to look at them, talk about them. I like smelling.

Starting point is 01:36:08 Some chick, some random chick was sending me like nudes. I was like, whoa, what is this? You showed me nudes. Yeah, I showed her. I was like, I don't even know who the fuck this is. So this wasn't cheating? This is somehow this isn't chisclisted. Unsolicited.

Starting point is 01:36:20 They were unsolicited. I just erased them. I was like, the chick. chick was fucking gorgeous i didn't know who the fuck she was she was fucking so you just seen the news you just deleted some chick some random chick some random chick yeah i just deleted it i look a good nude if any girls out there want to send me nudes now it would be the same dude dude i'm making you fucking rich what the fuck is going on it's not that money every time i go in this this show super chaps be going off the chain yeah because they want to tell you what a

Starting point is 01:36:48 brandon assholes are well we'll see we'll see maybe they'll like him wait that's a good Let's just do a popularity poll. Let's keep it simple here. Start a poll. Do you like, do you want to see more of Brandon? Yes. No. See what the people got to say.

Starting point is 01:37:11 His happiness and future depend on this. I vote yes, Brandon. Yeah, we know. Just go on your phone and vote in the poll. 100%. The fact that you are so. like easily like swayed by Brandon just tells us everything we need to know about you anyway.

Starting point is 01:37:29 You've just been looking for a good cult leader your whole life. It's kind of amazing. You're going to put me on with Munchy. I want to talk about this thing. Oh, wow. Oh, shit. Talk to Munchy right now. Tell them what you want to say.

Starting point is 01:37:39 Munchy, I want to say, Tam is ugly. You can't see that, but trust me. He dresses like a toddler. Also, yeah, Tam is ugly. That's pretty much it.

Starting point is 01:37:53 Why would he even care about that? Tam's not ugly. That's the time. Hey, Tam is ugly, bro. You are tripping, bro. I get this. She doesn't act like she don't fuck with black dudes by choice. Don't know, black dude want to date.

Starting point is 01:38:06 They fucking are. She's a 7-5 minimum. Tam looked like one of the Supremes after the shit was over. Who's better in your mind? Tam Jalise. Jalise is way more cute. Way cuter. What about dope, boy?

Starting point is 01:38:22 That's not even a competition. But they're both beautiful, though. No, they're not. Park. That's the only reason you're not. No, Jalise is a cute. She's like a little petite, little cutie. I like dark skin girls.

Starting point is 01:38:34 Now that I'm single, should I pursue Jalise? Oh, no. You said. I'm not going to say that probably wouldn't be fun. She admires you. She would definitely go on a date with you. She looks up to you. She looks up to you.

Starting point is 01:38:44 Bro, like her fucking. That suspects girl. Her daughter in the other room listening. It's way too real. Stop. Stop there. She was always bringing her kids And the kids are always like

Starting point is 01:38:56 She's always getting into a huge argument Or some shit And the kids are just sitting right over there You should And I'm just thinking like Eating all your gummy And being banging her And then in the other room not listening

Starting point is 01:39:04 It's not any better You should pursue Tania He's already tried You try to fuck Tania? She's kind of slow though That'll get born There was a night where Tania Tried to like basically like

Starting point is 01:39:15 Fuck with Lena And Lena just completely Ignatting her Why would she want that process She was pregnant as fuck. Teneua? To Niawa. Holy shit.

Starting point is 01:39:25 Why did she? A pregnant pussy be the best pussy. You know, Loki. That's what I've heard, but. That's what you heard. Nicky, you had a baby. Should I pursue Jaloolees. You should do it.

Starting point is 01:39:35 We need a date night with Jalice stream ASAP. Listen. Why do I just think? Your intentions better be pure with Jalise, bro. They're not. They're not. They should not be honest. Leave her alone.

Starting point is 01:39:45 Leave her alone. She's going to get you back doored in Q50. They're too pure, honestly. Yeah, I don't think I should do anything with her. Leave you lease alone. This should be on camera with a security around for sure. Pursuah, there's a couple of chicks that came up here trying to be host that you definitely could have. A security guard wearing a body camera who's like acting like a referee.

Starting point is 01:40:04 He's kind of like. Yeah. Clean break, clean break. He's like all in the mix. The break's got to be clean. Meanwhile, Doe Girl is texting me right now talking about what the fuck is going on. Oh. You're in the doghouse. I asked Doe Girl if she's beat on people.

Starting point is 01:40:20 she said if I get drunk and he does me dirty I'm a beat on him for sure. Who is this girl? She's a hood bitch. Who is the girl? She's from the blood. He's a blood. He's a blood. They're all bloods.

Starting point is 01:40:32 Yo, actually, that's a good point. She's blood adjacent. He starts hanging out of there. Boom, he's a blood. You know how I believe? It's not transparent. Yeah, you know how I bleed on blood gang. I was drunk.

Starting point is 01:40:43 I took an oath. I heard you say I took an oath. I said that. I swear. You shouldn't be able to get. drunk enough that you just become from a gang? No, sometimes? I don't even do that. Chicks? As far

Starting point is 01:40:56 as females? No, he did. Yeah, I just, I got drunk and I just kept saying blood. I wasn't like going outside with a red dead. You pledged your allegiance to the bloods on the phone. Too munchy. Yeah, maybe I did. You want to see his girlfriend? Really, like, made the argument that were...

Starting point is 01:41:12 She came through, like, Ninja that goes fire. You got to turn up the... This is your girlfriend right here? Yeah. Oh, I saw like a little clip with her. She's even cool. Is she Hispanic or black? She's Panamanian. Panamanian, ooh. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:41:25 Or kind of like expect. So who you choose then? The girl on the phone or Shorty? Her. Okay, there we go. There you have it. She looks a little mean, though. I mean, she's cool.

Starting point is 01:41:35 I mean, I'm going to have to hear something tonight, but. Nah, I want to all. Yeah, we're going to find out if she's mean tonight. I actually know she knows she's begging me. What is like the logical case against you that at some point in the past you were dating somebody else? And I just maybe did them in a certain type of way. Like, there's not much you can really say. But she'd be like, why you got bitches calling trying to expose you type of a...

Starting point is 01:41:58 I didn't do that. This shit. Why is your whole audience gay? They put attention to my thighs. Don't lift your shorts up higher for them. I did. I wanted to show them. They're all going to get boners and start doing it.

Starting point is 01:42:07 I'll send you a little sausage. They want to see your cock. Let's check out the poll. So, Yes. Whoa. Oh, they want more, Brandon. 61% said yes.

Starting point is 01:42:18 That would be Brandon. This is like chilled out Brandon Yeah, I like to buy it. That's when he's at his best When you're like chilled out I trained you guys not to fucking try me And I feel like it's good with you here too Because it kind of tips of scales

Starting point is 01:42:29 A lot of times it's me against this too No, you guys are tipping the scale Right, let me tell you It's not to take that long before Brandon starts to get to know you And starts to tell you how much of a fuck up You are over and over like we do I'm not a fuck up Adam, you got me all wrong

Starting point is 01:42:41 I couldn't disagree more I couldn't disagree more about just everything You guys are so gay You say I couldn't disagree more in like super inappropriate. No, that's his catchphrase now. I couldn't disagree more.

Starting point is 01:42:55 Yeah, I hate dog way. Just kidding. But am I? Okay. MMXMM says, squeak on the Tony Wilrich and Moose Man allegations. What is that?

Starting point is 01:43:06 I think they're just saying I'm gay. You're getting clapped? I think they're saying I'm gay. That's far. AI Sloth King said, no way you brought Brandon back. I'm working overtime and I look forward to these live shows every week.

Starting point is 01:43:18 and now it's ruined. I'm genuinely upset. The bracket's genuinely upset. So far. I'm genuinely upset. Nick can spell genuinely. It's okay to feel that way, honestly. Blanco G59 said,

Starting point is 01:43:30 people getting killed. That's nothing to do with a specific race. Brandon, shut the fuck up. You've been a racist. Take that. Take that. Ooh, I've hurt. Clare Ridgecliffe said,

Starting point is 01:43:39 what makes a black person black, Adam? Fried chicken. What's the actual answer? Like, a person. who like kind of appears that they're from like africa based on looking at them the way their blood reacts to louisiana hot sauce no okay george bush said adam please please review ricky gain tape and then try to justify

Starting point is 01:44:05 having them there keep brandon fire rickie stop ignoring us it's not bull man they they'll be on this ham i'm serious yeah shout out to rickie clott rage clips that Adam's the type of white guy that thinks you have to break the law and do ignorance stuff to be considered a real black person. Pay attention. I wonder what I said that made him want to make that up. What the fuck? These two should be making shit on. Frat E. Hello Factory said,

Starting point is 01:44:36 Brandon just blamed Q50's death on Mexicans. Got to be the dumbest take I've ever heard. Long Beach breeds the most troglodyte racist in California. Damn. What does that even mean? What is troglodyear? Just like ugly motherfucker. I've heard Lush say that.

Starting point is 01:44:51 Yeah, it means something I don't remember. Paper Chaser said, Adam, pick and choose. He fired Kyle for being too rough with doughboy, but kept almighty after the Kelby situation and pulling the knife on Brandon. I think suspect got something suspicious on Adam at this point. Why?

Starting point is 01:45:09 He didn't reveal it yet. People bring that up to me too, and I say it's more of, I guess, he had more seniority. Like he was like Kyle was within his like 90 day probation period and did the crazy shit and Almighty had been here for a while when he did the crazy shit. That's that's my best explanation. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:45:25 Was the same with you and Kyle like heading towards a fight? I was saying. I'm asking. Bro, he tried to hit him with a coffee table. Yeah, he saved my face. I was drunk. Bro tried to hit you with the no jumper table enough. He didn't even get up.

Starting point is 01:45:37 And I blocked it like a o' linement. Yeah, bro was tripping. I was drunk. He would get blackout drunk and just start thrashing around. Iowa. Towards Doboy. Right, for whatever reason. Why is he drunk on the pot?

Starting point is 01:45:47 Dobo was doing nitrous and he had to take a nap on the ground. Yeah. Doebo, you didn't cook this. I gave him fentany all gummies and he had to lay down for a little bit. Yeah, it was cute. Lit Romney said, we want Brandon versus Rios on the pod. Who the fuck is Rios? He's from Ace Boys, Long Beach guy.

Starting point is 01:46:03 You don't know Rios? He's the bro. He has the beard, Ace Boys. Is he black? He's a Puerto Rican and black. I don't know. He's woke. He's like, hell a Lamart parked out.

Starting point is 01:46:12 Lamert Park. But he's like a consumer. He called me with Spody and was yelling at me about the Lamar Park thing and stuff. Somebody talking to close my legs like this. He knows all about you. Well, I might know him if I see him. Yeah, you probably recognize him. I don't watch.

Starting point is 01:46:26 I don't watch. I'm above all that. I wasn't Alex's Joe. I don't watch, bro. I'd be like. He's like our Lil Wayne. No, but y'all doing good. You didn't see me versus Ricky's pot off?

Starting point is 01:46:37 I did. I commented. Oh, yeah, he was in there in the chat the whole time. What was your opinion of it? Um, some mostly Dooboy won But uh, Ricky had the first round Ricky won But the rest of it was one of these days

Starting point is 01:46:49 You're gonna come around Adams I'm out here in the field You're gonna realize I'm really good podcast I'm actually dope Had him in 10 years You know what that dope boy? I was wrong about him The fact that it's so obviously a joke

Starting point is 01:47:01 When you're like, look I'm good at podcasting is like I'm nice at podcasting man What is a man job? I love Brandon I want to see his man job Probably it's like a man job right yes have you done a mangina in recent years no I know never no that's a white boy thing I'm a faithful I'll do it right now I won't even take my pants off you guys will just have to trust that's white culture of mangana see how you just had to turn this into some gay stuff it would be sick

Starting point is 01:47:27 if YouTube's terms of service allowed for a mangina it should be because I don't even know what is it I don't even know what a mangina is where you tuck everything up right talk your dick how do you I got white homies and then you put your thighs together and it looks like you've got like dude did in Silence of the Lambs when he was like Exactly, I'm pretty sure Yeah, yeah, yeah Guys, I'm gonna get skinny, don't worry

Starting point is 01:47:49 I'm working out I'm ill prepping I'm fat, bro, I just been chilling I just been at the house life Eating Where you had on your fitness, Johnny Adam? You still been eating the bread? Shut the fuck up

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Starting point is 01:48:40 Shout out Lush for the sobriety. August 28th, I celebrated eight years clean. No Jumper is life. Just took Shahada with Sneiko yesterday. And yes, I'm white from Reading, Pennsylvania. Shout out to Dragon Night. That was insane. Dragon Night Out of 22 is a whole new wave.

Starting point is 01:48:56 He's a Muslim. And he took his Shahada, yeah. That's fire. It's so fire. Big League Jew said, W. Moose for not playing ball below the border. His old lady is a god-fearing woman. I don't even know what that means.

Starting point is 01:49:09 Yeah, what is that. I have no idea. Oh, that probably means, like, because you didn't wipe up a Mexican. Oh, okay. That's, okay. Kind of racist. That's got fucked up, yeah.

Starting point is 01:49:19 803 said, let's go Bucci Bear. Let's get it. Good to see you on the platform again, Dog. That's right. Let us know if you want more Brandon. Yeah, yeah. They already let you know.

Starting point is 01:49:30 Mr. John Doe said, I miss this N-word Brandon, no cap. Mm-hmm. Just say, I'm saying, nigger. No. Ugiot B-team. said jays got here bruh w brandon w moose

Starting point is 01:49:44 dough boy the shave ain't it gang and adam what up blud like just your cut you're giving like fat jo like you know dominican poppy fat yo yeah fat dough if you will fat dough I like that um

Starting point is 01:50:00 endless me said oh come on Adam what the fuck is Brandon doing here may as well get m g tv and yri back on this bitch at this ray. Why do you hate us? Why do you hate us? Big League juice. A federal minimum wage is 725 an hour. Not everything is glitz and glam like I like Cali. That is real. Brandon is speaking facts in the south and Midwest. Let's go. Always speaking facts. All Republican places. Benji Ocho said Ronald Reagan, a Republican,

Starting point is 01:50:28 signed off on Immigration Reform Control Act of 1986. Three million generally came here to work to earn their living and provide. Hillock's driver said, you on having Brandon on Adam. Thank you. C. Hustle said, Adam, what the fuck? Why are you letting Brandon hog the mic with this MAGA BS? I feel you, bro. D-Town text G said, can't believe

Starting point is 01:50:52 that Republicans still fool people like Brandon with these bullshit talking points. A bunch of regurgitated BS. Motak said, welcome back, Brandon. We're sick of these liberal twinks. Airborne Explorer said, who is y'all talking about? I don't

Starting point is 01:51:08 know shit. I wish I knew what you were talking about at that time. Woody, the Cowboys said, Doe, drop your ball. Stop playing Adam. Just respect you. At least say something back and stop calling him Adams. You sound pathetic. Learn to formulate your own opinions, knowing you're going to switch up later. Shut up, man. That's my friend. That's how we play.

Starting point is 01:51:24 We play like that. Adams, too. That's what he's referencing when he calls me. And last time he set up for himself, he got kicked out the group chat. And I just made it back in and I'm not getting that again. Where are we supposed to talk about four extras getting released from jail? Oh. Well, we usually avoid street topics on here since we're for sure

Starting point is 01:51:40 going to talk about it tomorrow. This is a square cast Brandon. No street cryptop. I thought that nigga was never getting out. This is, we're anti-talking about things that are, no crips stuff. This is a blood podcast because of a doughboy. Come on, guys. I want to talk about it. Come on guys.

Starting point is 01:51:57 Mendola said big business loves libtards like moose that lower their labor prices and inflate their housing prices and rents. You're going to have to donate more than five for that time. Lib tarred moose. Alex E. became a member. Shouted to him.

Starting point is 01:52:10 Dragonite Rio's beard said, Doboy clearly paid this girl to DM you because he knew you were going to call her on the pod. Adam. He just said he didn't know the girl. Dude, so weird. That's such a crazy narrative. There's no way. They think that I'm trying to pay for everything.

Starting point is 01:52:25 Doboy's not that complex. There's no way. They think everything I do is a play. I think I fucking pass that on purpose. The pass out was a play. I could have died. Stupid motherfuckers. Kyle going, is he serious?

Starting point is 01:52:38 Yeah, nigger, help me up. It looks so uncomfortable, though your head was hanging back so far that it was like upside down. There was a metal rod right there. My head could have hit the metal rod or could have hit the ground. Kenny Malice. Oh, what's up with Kenny?

Starting point is 01:52:55 Shout out, Kenny. Yeah, shout out to my homie Kenny. I'm going to follow with him later. Is he still selling Churros in Ontario? Yeah, he actually does. You realize you're just sitting there reading the chat out loud when we're trying to have a separate conversation, you piece of shit?

Starting point is 01:53:07 I'm sorry, Dad. I'm sorry, Adams. Now you're getting into it. Forex's hand said, how are you ignoring the fact that she was about to expose Doe Boy for cheating on his new chick and he was panicking? I wasn't panicking. I wasn't panicking. I didn't cheat. That's what I was thinking. Like, was there at overlap there?

Starting point is 01:53:22 Were you still banging this white woman after you got with your girl? Not at all. I wouldn't do something like that. I would never do such a thing. Couldn't discipline anymore. Nah, nah, nah, nah. There ain't no way. Come on, guys.

Starting point is 01:53:33 Let's line up the dates. The chat be funny, I love it. Okay. C.W. said, Homegirl on the phone sound like a junkie.

Starting point is 01:53:45 W. Dough. Shout us to the Monday show. Best show. Let's go. Thanks, dog. Fuck. Brandon's crushed.

Starting point is 01:53:51 I lost it. Okay. Here we go. Cain Halo said, Yo, Adam, the enjoyment you slash we get when Doebo gets humiliated by you slash others

Starting point is 01:54:02 about his zesty, wekeling ways. It's called Chadenfrude. It's a German, word that means harm joy I've always heard that term throughout my life but I never really

Starting point is 01:54:13 that sounds interesting I'll look into that. Makes sense. Very cool. Okay Kane Halo said, Doboy is so pathetically weak. Instead of blaming Adam for exposing him on that call, he gets upset at that woman, the Shaden Frode won't stop food.

Starting point is 01:54:29 Like how he explained it first and then dropped it in context. That's fire. She should be an English teacher. That was fire. Yeah, German teacher. Use it in a sentence. Jay loves football said Ah, I see why I didn't miss Brandon on the show. The unnecessary prejudice is something I can do without.

Starting point is 01:54:48 And Brandon, next time sit where dough is sitting. Why? Because they want to see your mangyna. You junk. I mean, either way, they're going to be blocking each other a little bit. Either way, we go some big ass. We're too big motherfuckers. YuGio BT said, don't read that, Brandon.

Starting point is 01:55:05 More Brandon, but he he hella racist on I-F-G. H-R-L-D-J said, Do-Boy, how do you feel about Kevin Stages increasing success and him creating TV shows for BT and you being the butt of a joke? Got no jump from. Hey, man.

Starting point is 01:55:21 Shout out to Kevon Stage, man. Do you think, brother? Or do you think you ever, like, speak on the, like, your guys' breakup in depth, or do you think you'll just let water be in a fridge? Y'all broke up? What was y'all doing together? I don't really.

Starting point is 01:55:32 Podcast. We had podcasts. Pop and podcast. You know, you know, I know, it ain't no big deal. We can leave it there. There's a few things that D'Oboy is hell a secretive about life.

Starting point is 01:55:42 Yeah, he gets a little weird about it. He doesn't want to talk about. Does it want to talk about how he is able to afford living? Tell him about my new house. Yeah, he has a pretty nice little clear. I've been there. That's the weird part. Why is he able to have a nice little house?

Starting point is 01:56:00 Yeah, we don't know. Where's the money coming from? What's on us? I'm a hustler. I'm a hustler, homie. No. He was a wild. I'm sure you're getting some relatives.

Starting point is 01:56:09 Hell, no, we don't. The very... No, no, we don't. And I'm working with Nick Cannon on a new project, too. I bet you are. A brand new one. Yeah, you're a janitor. Anyway, the problem is, is that he,

Starting point is 01:56:21 his evasive techniques that he is employed to try to throw me off the set. First one, I'm a hustler, homie. Next one. Like Cassidy. A week later, he says, hey, Adam, you know that God that you don't believe in? Well, that's why I, I've been able to survive all these years without a job. Think about that.

Starting point is 01:56:41 And I'm like, ooh, you're kick burn. You really impressed me with that one, dough boy. That was a good point. Real. But now,

Starting point is 01:56:49 I just be, you know, I'm a blessed individual. I made some sound decisions. I made some, some keen investments. Just say nothing. Wait,

Starting point is 01:56:56 you bought Bitcoin? Nah, I did that say. I don't believe in that. Would you buy? I don't believe in it. His reasoning is so fired. I've got everything.

Starting point is 01:57:05 What, what, uh, what, uh, what'd you invest in? I mean, I had a, I used to have my own podcast studio. I mean, it says that every time. What the fuck is wrong with you? He said that. You already told us it didn't work. You know? It didn't work, but I had one of those made in my few ventures.

Starting point is 01:57:22 He already admitted he lost a bunch of money on it. And he uses it as an example of his smart investments. Man, you know how I get money. Podcast studio. I had it and lost it. It's better than I never have had it. Facts. You know what my guess is?

Starting point is 01:57:34 What's that? I think you got molested out of a young age and you got a lawsuit got hit by a mail truck Jesus something like that no hell no

Starting point is 01:57:42 I just you know I'll be smart with the money I get you know from lawsuits I've been in this game for a long time it made me an animal

Starting point is 01:57:51 nah yeah I trust in doughboys hustle for real his new spots like the phase house no care is big like that yeah

Starting point is 01:58:00 where is the break coming from I'm gonna hire and I have a meeting I will hire an investigator. Can I live where you live? It literally smells like fresh wood because he was like nobody's ever lived here before. I'm the first person to live here. I'm like, it smells brand new.

Starting point is 01:58:14 He's like, it is. I'm like, damn. I'm like, damn. You'll never know. So what happened with Yuri? He got like swatted and tackled.

Starting point is 01:58:22 Yeah, he got swatted when he was like smoking on a mountain in San Francisco, the gay mountain in San Francisco. He was serious and the cops went all the way up at the top of the mountain. Yeah. And put him in cuffs and said, we're going to just figure this out. You're not arrested, but we're going to detain you. And he was like,

Starting point is 01:58:34 Hey, what the, hey. I didn't even see the clip. What the fucking fans don't even watch it enough to clip it anymore. Yeah, I think he clipped it himself, actually, and put it out. His old swat-in-for-sure. I'm banned by him, so I probably would not see that. But maybe I could go on, like, TikTok. Yeah, why am I getting swatted?

Starting point is 01:58:52 Bro, think about how few viewers he has and how little money must make off streaming. That shit's going to be tough. But then he tried to get a candy-packing job, and then a bunch of trolls fluttered the chat and got him fired. But picture that. job yeah it was like on tic talk they would like stream the regular job but i imagine that no tic talk they're like just like just like no but think about it he gets a job he gets a job he gets a job packaging candy in this fucking office to send out from this candy company a corny ass dude's candy company

Starting point is 01:59:22 but then one day the guy has a bright idea oh we're going to start doing tic talk i'm going to start doing ticot live streams of us packing the candy and in his head he's probably like Fuck. It'll be okay. No way. No one will see you. They start doing it. And it's like he's just blatantly in the video, just packaging up candy.

Starting point is 01:59:41 And like, you know what? TikTok, that's the problem is that you're swiping through TikTok. It's not like no jubber fans are like seeking out Yuri's content. It's just that once in a while it'll recommend a fucking live stream to me of like the most random person on earth. Like Jalise's pops onto my TikTok sometimes. I don't follow or nothing. Oh, for real? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:59:59 But it would be like they'd be like making usernames of like, his girlfriend's name and the guys are reading it like hey thanks for the jewels from riley's but buttocks see i'm saying shit like that and he's like he's like don't read that one don't read that one he's like pulling him to the side he was it was all bad bro it's bad okay i felt bad for him honestly his girl's name starts with a r i'm not going to say it but people for some reason at some point the people in the reddit started calling her fat pussy are for no reason i was like fpr right for sure and and everybody's like donating i'm the fucking my stream and saying FPR and shit

Starting point is 02:00:34 And he's like And the guy's reading it like Oh, thank you FPR. And he's like, don't read that one. And then he sued me. I swear to God. He sued you and lost. Yeah, but I had to spend a shitload

Starting point is 02:00:44 and fucking legal fees fighting his ass. That's the only thing that sucks about them fucking court cases you got to pay. You better watch out. She sounds like somebody that was sued. That motherfucker.

Starting point is 02:00:53 She's going to be on my phone later. I'm suing you for that dick. I'm suing you for all that dick that you got. I just want to tell her that there's no. Tell her that we weren't lost. I'm not talking to this. She's not going to find out about this otherwise. She's probably was probably like,

Starting point is 02:01:06 she's probably watching it right now. You never know. I don't think so. She's texting me many things. She's texting me many things. She's texting since we got off. It's a lot. I don't even see Adam's last message.

Starting point is 02:01:23 You're going to go outside. You're going to be in the bushes. I'm not reading that text. Oh, my God. Can we just get like a like a, like a. No, no, no, no. Oh, shit. Don't read that.

Starting point is 02:01:33 Don't you read that. You keep the broke up. Holy shit. Holy you read it, but... You dirty, though. Don't you... No, Moose called to say so if you can't fucking help me. You keep that brocode.

Starting point is 02:01:45 I'll fuck up. If my approval rating goes to 85, I'm telling you what I'm saying. You guys, get my approval rating to 85. I'm going to tell you what this shit just said. This shit is diabolical. This is how he tortures every... thing in his life. Damn, you fucking motherfucker.

Starting point is 02:02:03 I'm toxic. What can I say, man? Don't, don't you know that a toxic. It's Britney, bitch. Bro. No. Don't you know, don't be toxic. That Texas is debable.

Starting point is 02:02:17 That's crazy. I was like, what the fuck? Damn. She got you about the balls. No. The diabolical laugh. Plausible. I'll be right.

Starting point is 02:02:29 Yeah, no. We'll all stand with you. We're standing with you. I don't know. You don't know what we're standing with him? Yo. I don't know. Did you listen to the new sublime album?

Starting point is 02:02:41 What? That's the question for you, obviously. You know, I was a big sublime fan 30 years ago, so no. I don't practice. I used to like Coldplay. Not anymore. Me too. Me too.

Starting point is 02:02:50 Their new music sucks. Yeah. First thing, Brandon, like a song from Coldplay. Next thing, Brandon got a song with Coldplay. Exactly. Dude, I used to listen to Colplay's first album. You listen to Colplay? Bro, don't hate on Colplay.

Starting point is 02:03:05 Colplay got some bangers. They had some bangers. They went super Christian and I think they fell off. They're Christian now? Yeah, yeah. I think it's very Christian-centric. I used to be a gospel rapper myself. Oh, that's nice.

Starting point is 02:03:15 That's really cool. That's cool. Give us an example of like a good bar about God. Bro, keep it moving by him is a great song. I'm not going to lie. I got to keep it moving. So many people want to. What was that?

Starting point is 02:03:26 The Play-O ball? Oh, yeah, I said, I must look like Clay because everybody trying to play dough. Get it play though? You could never. Put it together. That's fine.

Starting point is 02:03:35 Dude, how did this person guess exactly how much weight I gained since the last time? It was like exactly the number. How much of you gained? They said 40 pounds. It was like 39. Wow.

Starting point is 02:03:44 Damn. Dude. What happened? Man, let me tell you. You don't look that much bigger. No, I got bigger.

Starting point is 02:03:49 I got bigger, but there's a reason. So I started going back doing my jiu-jitsu thing, doing my, like, wrestling thing. Dude, I went to Indiana. I was training with some, like wrestlers in Indiana. I got so dehydrated. I got something called...

Starting point is 02:04:04 No, I got something called rabdo my lysis. It's like your muscles break down. It goes to your like kidneys and then like you're not drinking enough water to flush everything out. So they check me out there like, oh, your kidney's good, everything's good. But you can't really do any exercise. You got to just basically like chill for like months to like your body flushes all that shit out. You're gonna cut down the eating while you're...

Starting point is 02:04:26 I was still just... He was still eating like you was working out. I couldn't work out. They're like, you can't live heavy. You can't really do anything. So I've just been like literally sitting on my eyes eating. And so I was just like, but now my doctor cleared me like you're good. Everything's good.

Starting point is 02:04:42 But it was like Larry Wells had had it before. That's how I like. I've always said you're a good eater. And you're our Larry Wheels for sure. I am definitely. You definitely are of the physique. All the same sexual things. And don't feel bad.

Starting point is 02:04:55 We started a weight loss competition. six months ago, and we all weigh the same. I weigh exactly the same. Man, I lose weight. I lose weight easily. I lose weight, but I find it. No, I just eat, man, if you just eat eggs and ground beef, you'll listen.

Starting point is 02:05:09 Sounds horrible. No, it's fire. There's no way to live. Eggs and ground beef is fire. You can eat that with anything and you'll lose weight because eggs and ground beef make you so full. If you eat that, you will literally not be hungry the rest of the day. I feel like I put it off the fourth day of doing it.

Starting point is 02:05:22 I'll be like I never want ground beef and eggs again. I mix it up, like eggs and ground beef that you can put like ground beef with rice and some stir-fri-bred vegetables with a little terry. You want to know the thing about Do-Boy is that you're not like the actual path forward if you want to be in shape

Starting point is 02:05:35 and healthy and stuff is to just kind of like eat the same shit over and over. Yeah, that's the truth. He's the opposite. Every day he wakes up and picks out a different energy drink at the store, picks out a different snack

Starting point is 02:05:44 at the store for some reason to say it's gummy bears. Sometimes he'll come in, he'll have like an eight pack of Reese's cups. He's a foodie. But not like in any kind of sophisticated way. He'll just tear up like Jack in the box. He's a snacky.

Starting point is 02:05:56 A variety is your biggest enemy, like the choice, having the choice to change up. Yeah, that's why I was looking at the calories because I legit since like last week, I've been like counting my calories. Just just casually doing it. But I mean, I don't know. I just know how to lose. You brought a toothbrush. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 02:06:14 No, I had to brush my teeth. It's actually pretty considerate that you put your weight on your hat. That was a good way. That was the lame that show ever. Outwork. EDP 1920. No, but yeah, but I don't know. I'm used to lose away for competitions for jihadts.

Starting point is 02:06:34 So I know how to do it. Okay. Suspicious Packett said, Adam, it's cool for y'all to team up on dough every week. But now that he has somebody to agree with, you're mad. Stop being a bully.

Starting point is 02:06:44 You're 40 plus. 40 plus. Bulley. Such a good point. W. Get right. Said, I live in Chicago and I met a Serenia

Starting point is 02:06:52 with the white socks logo tatted. And he say Long Beach Blacks, hate Mexicans make sense why Brandon hates Mexicans. I've noticed kind of a similar trend. I'll be honest. J. R. Deuce said Brandon got marked out by war chief and ducked suspects county style phase. You should have fought him with the knife.

Starting point is 02:07:12 County style. There you go. Prison rules. He was preparing. You can have a knife just because you shut up with one. Right. Comtown said, W.

Starting point is 02:07:22 Brandon's crotch, the prescription shorts. dropped the 20 for that one. Let's do it. 20 bucks for your prescription shorts. No snooze said we don't want... How are you going to read a dollar 99? Oh, you're right, you're right, yeah. We don't want Brandon.

Starting point is 02:07:36 We want Kenny Malice out. You got to spend more money. Shout to Kenny. What's wrong with Kenny Malice? Nothing's wrong with. The Bean and Out tonight, love, you guys. Shout out to Bean and out. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:07:44 What is that? It's like chimping out. Kenny had thought I was mad at him. Because he produced the discheck. He always thinks somebody's mad. He's very in tune with his emotions. No, we cool, bro. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:07:57 I know it's all Benis. I fuck with Kenny. Squirtle Pyru said, wow, good to see Bucci and suspect holding Big E's pockets in the slammer. What? Dragonite Miniago Topko Jala. Oh, good to see Bram and suspect is in the slumber holding B.

Starting point is 02:08:15 Big Euse pockets. Adam, it's nice to see you vent to clav, but don't you think it's a problem that none of your co-hosts have the emotional depths to unpack your situation? I think some of them do. I think we did a better job than Clav. I did my thing today. Yeah, for sure.

Starting point is 02:08:30 Doe Boy could definitely do it better than Clav. Clav wasn't even saying shit. He was just sitting there saying stupid stuff. But that's the guy to hang out with, too. Doe Boy is probably one of the last people that I would, like, trust on relationship advice. What? That's crazy to say. He's an absolute failure.

Starting point is 02:08:45 He has women literally calling into the pod. That would make me the person to talk to because I can tell you what not to do. Don't follow in my footsteps. Do the opposite of what I'm doing. Be better than him. The shit I'm telling you to do. and do it because I ain't shit, but I want you to be better than me. It's like your pop.

Starting point is 02:08:59 You're going to have to embrace that role now. You have to be like, I ain't shit babe. I'm trying to be better. I don't know what she's going to say when I get out of here. I hope that car's not too crazy, but whatever. Just lie. Yeah, lie. That's the best choice.

Starting point is 02:09:14 E-bombs World said, fuck Brandon. Adam. Why do you keep ruining things? Shut the fuck up. Dragon Ice Spaz said Spody still can't pod better than Adams left nut on Plug Talk. W. Moose, Ricky, Munchy, Adam, and the Lion Rare W. Brandon. Can we still get the mass unbanying?

Starting point is 02:09:32 People keep spamming me about that. They're like, I got banned a year ago for talking shit about Tam, calling her ugly. Unband me. I'm a 12-month member. Like, they banned me for talking shit. Let's unbanned everybody this week. Everybody who talks shit on tap is a free membership. Adam's going to give you one if you send a hate message.

Starting point is 02:09:52 Go to her Twitter. Favorite all the tweets I love Mexicans. Oh my God. Comtown sent another 20 ball, the richest guy on the stream and said, Doboy, treating respectable women

Starting point is 02:10:04 like he treats snacks from the store, ripping through them like an eight pack of Reese's. I mean, she boy. Hey. Yeah, boy. And then Kay Blowing said, next brand risk,

Starting point is 02:10:15 Moose versus Spody, Brandon versus War Chief, and Wack versus Jay Diggs, the people need it. Why do people think War Chief would be a good fight? That dude's like a hundred and three. 30 pounds and a crackhead. But the reason you didn't fight him was because of the environment.

Starting point is 02:10:28 The nigga lied. He said he had a gym, like a real gym. And it was Matt's in a garage. Bro, it was not even mats. It was like one square and like cement with glass cases like this with Marvel characters inside of him. How am I going to fight you in this environment? But you would have overpowered him.

Starting point is 02:10:46 You're worried about his body figures. You would have overpowered him like streetfighter men throwing him into objects and breaking him. He had an army of fucking Mexicans there with him. I'm talking about, oh, is everything cool? They were like, yeah, we ride around. But you had an army of viral with, Angie. I had two short black dudes with me. Bro, it's viral way.

Starting point is 02:11:01 They know how to get down, especially with Mexicans. What is three people going to do against like 50 people? You guys are all trained in jujitsu. Them niggas don't know no damn jujitsu. Oh, shit. Not bad. Nah, bro. It was a weird situation.

Starting point is 02:11:13 But we set it up for another gym. And then the niggas said, oh, I was just trolling you. I got this many views off you. I stay a third. He was the one facilitator. Shouts of Teyev. Also a dojo master. There's no way War Chief could ever win in a fight against me.

Starting point is 02:11:29 He's too small. Way too small. Pop it off. What happened? War Chief. No, I thought something else happened. War Chief is very small. He's like 150.

Starting point is 02:11:40 Oh, no. They already have been real about the phone call. That's fire. That's awesome. That was amazing. Bro was just trolling, bro. Bro, knows he can't win. He can't win against all this.

Starting point is 02:11:51 Oh, man. That's real. shout out to Dragon Ice Spaz $5. I meant that in my personal opinion tune into Moose Stream later. Man, what a great donation. Tune into Moose and Stream later. What a smart guy? I'm going to watch your stream. What is it called?

Starting point is 02:12:06 Just Moose Man, I want to say. And what do you guys talk about on Bean and Out? Just like. Mexican politics. Black people are trying to hold us down, stuff like that. We're letting y'all sell oranges on the side of the freeway. What are you want, motherfucker? How you won't let us run through your parks? It's just like that.

Starting point is 02:12:21 You guys could have just not listen to those niggins who showed up. They said that we're going to meet us with resistance. So, you know, we're... What type of resistance? The little short lesbian was going to beat us up. We were scared. It was threatening to call ICE on people. Yeah, I don't want to get called ICE.

Starting point is 02:12:36 I'm going to get deported. Why the fuck would you be scared of ICE? You're a citizen? What if I was illegal this whole time? Allegedly. And you never knew. This is the perfect job for me. I don't got to be on the books like that.

Starting point is 02:12:45 You know how if I was Mexican and I was legal, I would be taunting guys hoping they would grab me to the government. My whole family would be set for life. I don't think I have to ton them. I think they'll just grab me up one of these days. Hey, I actually have to run. I feel like you guys should talk for a little longer. Yeah, we're about to keep slaving for you.

Starting point is 02:13:01 Let Moose manhandle you guys logically because you guys both are, you just aren't thinking about anything, but he's diluted and full of lies. I'll be thinking about shit. I'll be thinking about a lot of shit. You think about yourself. Yeah, mostly, but I mean, I think. How can we never bring a big side up here? He's not really curious about the outside world.

Starting point is 02:13:19 How can we never bring big side up here? Because they brought us paperwork. up here when we're trying to make him look bad he never came back after that yeah why you guys try to play that dude he got good music he was he brought his paperwork up brick baby wait which one is brick baby he's in prison he's left up right and dw flame he's from long beach i know i know dw flame who's a firefighter dw flat dw putting out dw no outside it's from insane kuh i know dw he's a firefighter and so is whack 100 i guess i seen a It's a whole thing now.

Starting point is 02:13:52 What? Everybody's becoming a firefighter. Damn, dude. It's like the new wave. I was one of the 9-11 firefighters. Oh, man. Come on. I was.

Starting point is 02:14:01 Really, bro? Why? Right after the 25th? Come on, man. No, why is the lip-chards disrespect to 9-11, dude? No, we don't do that. We disrespect to Charlie Kirk, but I, you know. Nah, y'all lying.

Starting point is 02:14:12 Y'all was talking about the terrorists were just misunderstood. No, in 2001, when I was six years old, I was bullying Indian kids in school over 9-11 all day. Well, you're, liberal you guys are racist what the hell the liberals are the real way you reverse uno card in me the indian kids had to they deserve that what did the indian kids do to you just because it was like all the brown kids that were like the indians got grouped out with the middle east i was about to say that's what i'm saying they were they all got grouped in you know i'm saying that's all bad

Starting point is 02:14:40 this fuck oh look indians bullion indians do you want to watch dw what is this fire camp it's not fire camp but the fucking head on if you want to hear it brandon Braden. With your headphones on. Yeah, you get the context. We have played this before, but I guess this is pretty funny. I've lost. I was becoming a real wildlife firefighter.

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Starting point is 02:16:09 BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. I would absolutely do that. I like the one glove too. And that's awesome. I would do that. No, yeah, he's doing his thing. You would be a firefighter? Fuck yeah.

Starting point is 02:16:23 I feel like you're not brave enough. I'm hell of brave. I'm not going in that building. They used to be gay keeping shit like that, like becoming a firefighter, becoming a cop and stuff. That's why we have a shortage in everything. The white dudes have that shit on lie. Like, y'all didn't get up here.

Starting point is 02:16:37 But now it looks like, that's cool. Let these things do something. Facts. They all buffing shit, penitentiary buffass things. Go pull somebody out of a burning building. I think, yeah, if I wanted to see anybody. But I thought it was funny. What did much you say?

Starting point is 02:16:49 I don't want somebody named D.W. Flame putting out the fire in my house. That was pretty funny. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. Amazing. So you dipping out on his Adams? I just feel like you guys need to, you know. Let's keep going.

Starting point is 02:17:02 I'm down to keep going. I'm not sure. It's up to you. He's Mr. 24-hour pod. Yeah, I've done a couple of them. What do you feel about 24-hour streams? I have a life. I have a life, man.

Starting point is 02:17:12 Will you come at least to his house-warming 24-hour stream? I'm doing the house. Where are you doing it? I want to see your house because I want to be your name. I got to come over there and set it out. And then he's got a stream for like a week. So let's give it a couple of it. couple weeks. I want to move to L.A.

Starting point is 02:17:25 Pull up. I can't believe. You're more than welcome. That's wild. You should move to a Mexican neighborhood. I think that would be best for you. L.A. is a Mexican neighborhood. W. W. Mexicans. I actually have some Noah Khan merch that I want to give you.

Starting point is 02:17:38 You want to give me the merch? Yeah. Because it has certain initials on it. That's what he's saying. What's the initial? Noa con. Appreciate you. N.K.? Yeah.

Starting point is 02:17:49 All right, brother. I appreciate you. Appreciate you, guys. Bro, why are you rushing home in that? You gotta go home to your wife? I got a shit going on. She's going to go yell at him. Got a hot date.

Starting point is 02:17:57 Yeah, I got eight side chicks. He's about to get his ass whooped. He's about to get his ass whooped. He's getting his ass whooped when he gets home. Bye. Good stuff, Adams. Move to the bat. What is y'all niggas talking about?

Starting point is 02:18:12 What do y'all want to sit here and talk about? We podcast. We just be talking about shit. That's what we do. Yeah, give me a reach around. Oh, yeah, I love to. That's awesome. Hey, tell Josh take me up, man.

Starting point is 02:18:24 My bookie is calling me. They said they're not going to pay you for this, though. For this, Brandon. So how did you, you know, like your time on the Monday show today, Brandon? Not too bad, huh? You're not around any gang members, you know, not too many Mexicans. I don't mind being around gang members. They don't fucking bother me.

Starting point is 02:18:43 The nigga I had beef with wasn't from nowhere. He got put off. Oh, shit. Y'all never squashed that? Y'all says, is the beef still active? He's in jail. There is no beef. I talked to him on the phone the other day.

Starting point is 02:18:54 He's in good spirits. He is the beef. Getting late over. He's got the planet about it. Okay. He said he'll be out next year, supposedly. Really? They don't let that thing out early.

Starting point is 02:19:03 Don't they let everybody out early, it seems like? California. Free suspect till it's backwards. Facts. How do you think you would do in prison? I don't ever want to go, man. I mean, I would never want to go, but if I did go, you know, I'd have to. You've been to jail, Brandon.

Starting point is 02:19:19 How was it? I've been in a county jail. It was just boring as fuck. That's the thing that I fear the most. Outside, even bigger than physical confrontations or anything like that. I just hate being stuck in the same place and being told I can't leave. I'd be like, what the button? You have to eat the same food.

Starting point is 02:19:34 And the same food? Oh, my God. The worst part of... I probably have to start turning up and, like, really making some good spreads and shit. Well, no, it would be hard for you. Because you're an opinionated Mexican. In jail, Mexicans got to fall in line. That's true.

Starting point is 02:19:49 Behind the most ignorant. I can't be some type of negotiator. or something? No. South Sider everyday mandatory workouts. They tell you ass, you better go hit this thing over here. They got mandatory workouts. Huh? He's a North Day.

Starting point is 02:20:03 If you come down here, you're going to be like, they're going to fucking... I'm not a North Daniel. That's a South Sider saying that, by the way. That's a big-ass South Sider, be on the camera. That'll make me not want to go to jail. Mandatory workouts, the fuck. They won't come out with you.

Starting point is 02:20:16 They won't come out with you. They won't fuck with you. You big, they don't try to fight you over that shit. Oh, shit. Okay. And he boxed. I was boxing with him in Long Beach. If you cut,

Starting point is 02:20:24 where you're boxing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's why your ass was over there. I was over there too. Yeah. It all makes sense.

Starting point is 02:20:32 Nah, but yeah, it probably be harder for you and Joe because you got your own mind. And the outside is really, they really want you to fall. I play football, you know,

Starting point is 02:20:41 say I could fall some more. I'm sure the northerners aren't much different. They have like a regiment and things. Yeah. From what I've heard, I don't know anything like that. They have to. Yeah,

Starting point is 02:20:48 but they definitely seem like they've got their stuff together. I'll tell you what. shit I don't know I just can't let them a fuck up make rules for me like niggia you can't even follow the rules like if I'm smarter than them it's like damn I'm following I'm following all these rules and I like I feel like I come up with some better rules revise the rules yeah yeah can we revisit the contracts

Starting point is 02:21:06 but yeah shout out to the chat man hey and you still even with them announcing that you won the poll you're still winning the poll 57 4040 3rd you thing man I like potting with you man you got some good insight man we'd be chilling Are you guys happy that football's back? Hell yeah. Yes.

Starting point is 02:21:25 What fans, your fans? I'm rams. We got our ass. We got our ass look first week. Yeah, no Aaron Donald. No, and Miles Garrett now got to have surgery. He's out for four weeks. Busted his knee up.

Starting point is 02:21:36 Yeah. I felt like the Browns knew that shit when they traded them to us. We need to get like a- You just all the sudden. Yeah, he was killed. But they was like keeping him out of some of this shit in training camp. Like he wasn't going for a brother. He barely did anything.

Starting point is 02:21:49 I think that knee was just, you know, I'm afraid. Hey, man, that shit don't look good, because he didn't look like itself, bro. I was like, man, what's up for breath? We definitely need no jumper sports with doughboy as the head. I think they tried to do no jumper sports. It was with ski, Josh, and somebody else.

Starting point is 02:22:03 Big ski, Josh. Big ski got no jumper sports tat on his head on the side of his head. That's crazy. I got no jumper tatter, but I didn't get no jumper sports. Yeah, show him your tag. You have no jumper tatted on your body. For his first week. That's deep.

Starting point is 02:22:16 Man, I'm a jump in the water type, you man. That's deep as hilarious. Like that 50-year-old ladies cook. I still can't believe it. Do you think your girl would be cool about it? Or you think you have a little strife at home and then you guys will get out of risk? What kind of question is that?

Starting point is 02:22:30 She's tripping all right. She was like, what the fuck is going on? I'm like, uh... You got to see what happened? Look, just pass me to fifth year old bitch and work out your... And then you could be like, man, Brandon's knocking that down.

Starting point is 02:22:41 Yeah, that's right about to hit the back of that thing and take her money. It's just scary that a chick... I'm done blowing her back now. It's just scary that a chick would do something like that, that you thought that you were going to do something to make my life miserable and for what reason. I didn't do nothing to you deep life.

Starting point is 02:22:55 They ain't like you was my girl for real. But you said she's like kind of overly emotional. You know women just have control issues. That's just crazy. She just wants you to do what she wants you to do. And the cold part is if they leave us and we acted like that, you're possessive. You're trying to try of that.

Starting point is 02:23:08 There's nothing a woman could do that I be calling her job trying to talk to her boss. Like, let me tell you about this. She could have the best coozy in the world. Let me tell you how this bitch was on her knees last night. Yeah. But men, we don't do that. That's why they say that's why women get away with cheating because men don't blast them out.

Starting point is 02:23:27 Like, a nigga ain't going to be like that bitch suck that other dick over there. Let me take that shit to the grave with us. Yeah, if a dude hit your girl, he ain't going to call you and be like, hey, nigga, your girls fuck with me. As a female, I'm speaking from man to man. I fucked. Woman to woman. They really be on that for sure. I'm just calling you on some sister shit.

Starting point is 02:23:47 Let me tell you about this, nigger. Women just can't handle it. rejection. That's her problem. Women just because if I was wrong, I'd admit it. I'd be like, yeah, my bad. How would you? We were just, having fun. I get what you said. Y'all was just having a good time. You was

Starting point is 02:24:02 the late night, sneaky. I'm sorry if you thought it was something more than that. Especially if y'all weren't going on dates. It's like, how do even get it mixed up? Like, you should have known what it is. You know what you know? He don't even want us to be seen in public with you. Yeah. If you're the 2 a.m. booty call, nobody's going to be like, oh, we're not together. You know what I am. That was so funny. She was just, she's

Starting point is 02:24:20 start crying like instantly she was crying I was like damn nice hot though that was hard she's cool probably up until that moment she was cool but I'm just like god damn you want of those like and then when she seen my face she said she almost hit me with the this what you get face you look stupid like yeah no you cooked her I'm not gonna lie I know people try to act like you've been taking some else but you're on a win streak right now other than passing out but you didn't break your neck I didn't break my neck so I won for that was it fire what what the fuck is Oh, girl? Yeah, the coochie.

Starting point is 02:24:52 I mean, I'll give the same match that she gave that she gave. I mean, it was all. It could have been better than I thought. Better than I thought. That was crazy. That motherfucker had been around for 50 years. But the fact that she didn't say it was trash,

Starting point is 02:25:04 even though she was super mad at you, shows that you were blowing her back out. Because if she was like, really that mad, she would have been like, nah, he got a little ass dick. That shit was weak. But she was like, I can't even lie. You know what I'm not? The little dick shit don't work no more.

Starting point is 02:25:16 My bad. Like, what happened? No, no. The little dick should don't. work, don't work, because if she lets you smack more than twice, that's how they're. Yeah, come on, now. Clearly, you liked it because women, if they don't like it, they ain't going to let you come back.

Starting point is 02:25:28 Then I spin in the block. You wouldn't have kept rocking at all the choice when it comes to sexual partners, but they act like they have no choice. Have y'all ever had a scoring ex try to do some shit like that? Like, maybe not your job. Absolutely. What's the craziest shit one of your exes did to try to get you? Just post some videos me on Twitter, like yelling at her or something, kicking her out of my

Starting point is 02:25:47 career. That was pretty bad. I'm not going to lie. I was like grabbing her clothes. out the closet like hey you gotta go you know what I'm saying because we broke up and then she was like I'm supposed to move away but like can I say her another month and I was like bitch we just broke up like you gotta get up out of here to get oh that fuck is you're getting evicted getting deported I just had a girl like hit up my girl uh before before I was married I had a girl

Starting point is 02:26:10 hit up the girl who the woman was not my wife like oh you know we were messing around da da but I basically like just showed her the timeline like when I stopped messing with her we got together like a month after that. Yeah, don't overlap. That type of shit. Bitts are just dumb. Like, like, like, like, yeah, they want to fuck your life up and,

Starting point is 02:26:30 yeah, look, just keep it moving. You got a coochie in a deep throat. You'll be all right. Yeah, you'll find a guy. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. You'll be fine.

Starting point is 02:26:38 Shout to Mr. Chee Dunn with the $5. Shout to Zawap. Member for 46 months. Jesus Christ. He said, W. Pod. Shout to you, Zawapwap.

Starting point is 02:26:49 Um, town in 1999 Brandon yeah it'd be harder for you in jail and then he's drooling okay okay uh j carson five dollars bring kenny on next week moose i think josh hates kenny so i don't think we're gonna be doing why does josh hate kitty no no he doesn't he acts he acts but he fired him so like and he Kenny was employed at the store for sure people got fired though but you weren't one of them were you they still have the store no they close it down but when there was a when it was still right. Oh, so that's how y'all know Kenny.

Starting point is 02:27:22 But he's done shit. He still makes the beats for us and shit. Yeah, no, yeah. They use them and then kick him back out of the building for sure. Kenny's selling churros in Ontario. He's all right. He sells beats too, man. Kenny's,

Starting point is 02:27:32 Kenny's doing his thing. And he's streaming. Go check out Kenny Malice on YouTube. He's just stream for like 10 hours. Can he be on me on Instagram? I think he'd just be trolling. No, he'd be messaging me. Fuck you, Brandon.

Starting point is 02:27:43 Well, you message him. He showed me the DM. You're like, repost this. And he was like, fuck you brand. Exactly. Yeah, but I mean, if it's like you shitting on Mexicans, then you send it to Mexicans and say, we're going to say, fuck you. He's not even Mexican.

Starting point is 02:27:56 He's Colombian in Mexico. Exactly. The Colombians vote for Trump, you know, so she should like them. Cubans and Colombians. Yeah, yeah, he's Mexican. Oh, he's both. But he leads more Colombian. He's a based Latino for sure.

Starting point is 02:28:07 He's a Mexican who hangs out in Orange County. He's like a Nick Fuentes. Yeah, Nick Fuentes, yeah, a black girl, was she cute. Yeah, yeah, shout out to, yeah. We both have black girlfriends. That's what we bomb. You have a black girl. Girlfriend?

Starting point is 02:28:19 Wow. Is her name Tam? No. Tam hates me. Tam hates me. Tam hates me. But I thought you said she liked Mexican dudes. Yeah, but not me because I just said she wasn't good at podcast.

Starting point is 02:28:30 No, no. He gave his opinion on her podcast. Yeah, she wasn't good podcast. Her podcasting is just feminism. Yeah. Just everybody was glazing her up here and I was just like, can we be honest? I didn't even understand that. And then she didn't like that.

Starting point is 02:28:43 And her and the gay guy have been bashing me ever since. But it's okay. What, Dejan? Yeah. Bro. money as hell. You should go on that show. I've went on there before, but they want to beat me up and stuff. They want to fight me.

Starting point is 02:28:53 They want to fight you in the show. They want to escalate the password. Yeah, yeah. She said she has family in jail that when they get out, they're going to hunt me down. Bitch, they ain't never getting out. I hope not. You know what? I hope not. I'm against the prison. She was like, I'm going to have Munchy beat you up. I'm like, what is this thing now? Zatwechi the blind.

Starting point is 02:29:09 Oh, great. It made no sense, bro. Like, I'm going to have Munchy beat you up. Like, no offense to this thing. but bro he's blind about 200 pounds smaller than me like and why are you trying to get two black men

Starting point is 02:29:25 to aggress against each other because you're because you can't because you can't pot like that's a great point shit yeah but that's how it is that's how these holes be acting like let me turn them against each other but here's the cold part

Starting point is 02:29:35 when she wants somebody to beat me up she calls the black man but when she ready to give him some pussy she don't fuck him oh oh fucking mic drop bitch no

Starting point is 02:29:44 but that's facts they want the black man and defend their honor but we ain't worthy to get the coochie. Damn, I never thought of it like that. I never even thought about Harry anyway. That's crazy. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 02:29:54 I'm saying she got the hairy coochie. Hey, I'm giving her some publicity because the bitch can't get no views at Dejohn's. Definitely going to be on your ass. No, they could be on my ass. We're going to do a whole episode. Dejan, I will pull up to your fucking show, bro. With Tam right there.

Starting point is 02:30:07 That would be great. That would be the biggest episode. I'll be the first nigga to ever pull up on that bitch. Okay. Yo, a lot of people gave me good feedback. Like, yo, Do Boy's spot is fire. Like, you know what I'm saying? You got to start the streams up, bro.

Starting point is 02:30:21 People are fucking with it. What are you doing? Oh, I was going to do a Taco Tuesday tomorrow night at the crib. Why are you telling me that? Why didn't you tell Brandon? Like, what the hell? I'm telling both of y'all. No, but you looked at me when you said the taco.

Starting point is 02:30:32 I know you like tacos. I know you like tacos. You know what? I do it. I do it a taco Tuesday tomorrow night at the crib, man. You're more than welcome. You're doing a lot of shit. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:30:40 I'm trying to make it like a content house. That's a 25% Mexican. I'm trying to make it like we're over here. I'm trying to make it. Last weekend it was a barbecue that got canceled because he passed out. What's tomorrow? Tuesday. It's a taco Tuesday.

Starting point is 02:30:54 No, yeah, he can't. He can't. He was never going to come. No, no, no. Legit I was going to pull up with me. My daughter got a volleyball game tomorrow night. What time are you doing it? I might still pull up out.

Starting point is 02:31:04 Oh, shit. I think it'll be over by then. But I think we got to drive to Culver City. So we'll technically be in LA. Is it real tacos or black people tacos? Black people tacos, the best tacos, fool. No, they're not. Yes, they are, motherfugger.

Starting point is 02:31:16 Not ketchup, that's for hoax. Black people do not put ketchup on their tacos. Hose put ketchup on their tacos. No, they don't. No, they don't. They're cooked ground beef. What's wrong with ground beef? I'm not eating fucking taco about me.

Starting point is 02:31:28 Listen, I am black. Black people traditionally do not put ketchup on tacos. Bitches do stuff like that. Let us know. If you're black in the chat, do you put ketchup on your tacos? Let me know. Bruh, no, we don't. You know what we eat?

Starting point is 02:31:41 Don't. Don't put ketchup on. on his tacos. Hell no. No, bro. It was that one little Juanitas. Remember that Juanitas like a taco sauce? It's in the glass jar.

Starting point is 02:31:50 That's what black people would fuck with. Back in the day, it come in the red and the green one. That's solid. We used to fuck with that. When I was growing up, we would do the fucking iceberg letters bullshit with the cheese. You don't do that now? No, I upgraded to cilantro. Slantzo.

Starting point is 02:32:05 I don't fuck a cilantro. I don't like some. You're one of those people that tastes like soap. You got to evolve. You got to evolve. Supposed. some people have a gene where cilantro tastes like soap to them. No, I don't take it like stuff. I just don't like it. Because it's too onion-y-neying to me.

Starting point is 02:32:17 It feels onion-y. No, there's just onion-my-mixed. He said you don't like an acidic. He said you don't like he's a cidicid. He's the pickiest fat dude I've ever met in my life. I don't eat warm fruit. No peach cobbler, no apple pie. Oh, nigga, you tripp of peach cobbler. It just feels wrong to me. I don't like cooked apples, but I don't like cooked apples. Yeah, I don't like cooked apple. But I will eat the crust off of an apple. Thank you. That's fire. The I'm knocking that down. Because it's more of a cinnamon, like, apple flavor, not the chunks of apple. Yeah, like, okay, so at first, niggas was using iceberg lettuce with a thick chuck cut-up

Starting point is 02:32:51 tomatoes. But then as I saw the way the street taco vendors did it, it was like, this is a better flavor. It's so easy. Onion, cilantro. Chop up an onion. Sour cream. You do sour cream. Of course, you got to put the fucking sour cream.

Starting point is 02:33:04 And the thing of, what makes it black tacos is we mix a lot of flavors in with the ground beef. Like, we'll throw the sauce in with the ground beef while it's cooking. We'll throw the... You got to... You got to open up your mind to this ground beef thing, man. It's like the meat holds more flavor. No, bro. There's so many better choices.

Starting point is 02:33:19 It's juicy. It's like the black taco has the juice with the flavor in it. Yeah, you don't want to fucking ground turkey. It's just the oil, really. This is what you're talking about. Exactly. Ground beef makes its own oil. It's like gym boys.

Starting point is 02:33:29 That's why you like gym boys. Jim boys. You ever been to Sacramento? No. They have this taco spot up there called Gym Boys. It's the best shit ever. It's a worst shit out there. They have gym boys out here.

Starting point is 02:33:39 No, they have Am Boys. It's Northern Cali. Is Willys and Tommy's the same thing? Because I've been told that. Tommy's out here is the same as Willie's on Broadway and their brothers. Is Sacramento like a big city? It's like a big city. It's like a Caltown trying to be a big city for sure.

Starting point is 02:33:54 But it's a big city vibes now. We're both from there. We're both Sac alum. Yeah, I'm from Sacramento. So you're all over there with Jason Lee, the gay nigga. No, he's Stockton. That's two-on-nine. That's like our little cousin.

Starting point is 02:34:05 But isn't he like a city council member in Sacramento? Vice mayor of Stockton. That nigga got cooked. by Candace Owens. He dropped out because he said he got so much backlash. No more politics. No, because he was committing fraud. That's why they're a legend.

Starting point is 02:34:18 We're not going to put that on that gay black man. I'm putting that on that gay ass thing. Look, um, did you see bro get cooked by Candace Owens in that debate? I saw them going at it for sure. I didn't, I didn't see the whole thing. They were not going at it.

Starting point is 02:34:30 She was annihilating this thing. On the beating out pod, we're going to react to that. He sounded so dumb. Like, I'm like, bro, you are just nowhere near. You can tell he's more of like a face guy, not more of like a policy guy, you know?

Starting point is 02:34:41 He's like celebrity, face guy, make the city. What that thing is ugly? What you mean face guys? No, like, you know, that's in like... With that damn hair. Him and Adam are really good friends, you know? Jason Lee? Are they lovers?

Starting point is 02:34:53 No. Damn. Okay. Jason love? No. You already sit. Shout to Colin Edwards, member for three months. You're supposed to use Tennessee Pride for Black Tacos.

Starting point is 02:35:05 Tennessee Pride. What's the fuck is? Tennessee Pride. He's looking to shit up. You're such a fucking nerd. You spelled pride wrong. Oh, right. Gotta be some salsa, right?

Starting point is 02:35:15 I spelled Tennessee wrong. No, you spelled Tennessee wrong. You spelled them both wrong. You go right, right? But I think this is the brand right here, Tennessee Pride. Is it like hot sauce or something? Biscuit mix. Bride sausage?

Starting point is 02:35:30 Tennessee Pride sausage. Why would you mention someone from Tennessee about tacos? You're all nasty. No black person do that. But you know what I did find out when I went to Louisiana? I found out these niggas was down there putting hot dogs in gumbo. That's that. Yes.

Starting point is 02:35:47 That's that in Louisiana. Oh, shit. Louisiana. This is not who, like, invented it? Yeah, they was putting hot dogs in gumbo crazy. I went to a motherfucker's house one time. They had put hot dogs in the spaghetti. I left.

Starting point is 02:35:56 See? I said, I ain't here for this shit. Don't black people put sugar in their spaghetti? Obviously, like, a lot of people. I know Italians put like a pinch, but like I seen a little boozy porn like a cup of sugar. He'd be doing too much. Some black people will put sugar in. sugar spaghetti, but we never did.

Starting point is 02:36:13 We just made it like regular. Like people put sugar in a lot of stuff, but you probably wouldn't think, like in our tuna, like when you make tuna, put sugar in it? I don't put no damn sugar in no tuna. Where the hell was you raised? That's why you're so big bag. I'm big.

Starting point is 02:36:25 Niggas are sugar in too. I mean, not a ton, but just to give it that little twig. You don't need sugar because you put the sweet relish in there and I give it to the meat in my shit. See, that's right. I put deal relish in my joint. Look, that's just that. I ain't never seen about.

Starting point is 02:36:37 You see that you got a chop of a pickle or you put the relish in there. But I know the... You just she ain't at all playing with just the... It's all mushy and shit. No, it's good times. No, that's disgusting. That's white people shit.

Starting point is 02:36:48 Yeah. You probably put Miracle Whip in it too. Hell fucking, yeah. You better not disrespect it. You're going to respect something today. No, no. Are you still? You dead ass?

Starting point is 02:36:56 I would rather die and, you know, jump from the top of a skyscraper than eat Miracle Whip. Miracle Whip is a delicacy, my boy. No, it's not. My grandma used to buy that shit and I never used to... You don't mess with it? One of my grannies used to buy Miracle Whip. My other granny used to do the real best foods mayonnaise.

Starting point is 02:37:11 Yeah. That's the great. What are you all putting on your pork chopped sandwiches? Chop sandwich Miracle Whip. Nigger? No. No, nigger. Next time you come over,

Starting point is 02:37:20 I'm going to make you and I'm not even going to tell you. I'm not even going to tell you I'm putting Miracle Whip on it. No. I'm just hands with the plate. No. Miracle Whine has a tang to it. It has like a little tamed. It tastes rotten.

Starting point is 02:37:29 It tastes like spoiled mail. I love some miracle whip. Because it's just all oil. It's nasty, bro. It's nasty. Miracle whip is disgusting. Oh, no, you tripping. Both y'all tripping.

Starting point is 02:37:37 But they do put a little sugar in the, People do put a little sugar in the spaghetti to take away this. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard that. But if you just... But if you just... If you make your own sauce, you don't need to do that. We got Dragon Ice Spass $5.

Starting point is 02:37:51 We put sugar in our spaghetti because it takes the bitterness away. Hey, just like Brandon just said. This is a fact. That's what it's about. But if you just... If you know how to do your shit, you don't need to put nothing in it. This is the Big Back podcast. Let's go.

Starting point is 02:38:03 That fucking white twink out of here. Now we can talk about the real deal of shit. The food. The white. Boys. Have y'all had the new chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A yet with the waffle? The breakfast thing with the waffle? I don't go to Chick-fil-A too much.

Starting point is 02:38:16 I haven't been to Chick-fil-A. I had an ex. I was a white girl. We used to have to eat Chick-fil-A fucking almost every other day. And it just ruined it for me. I can't think of anything. So you went from a white ex to a black girl now. I usually date black girls, but that was the one time.

Starting point is 02:38:27 You just going around the whole little color tree. That was the one time I dated a white girl, and it was like the worst relationship ever. Why was it bad? Just kind of she acted like the girl who called in, like crying all the time. I think I was beating it down too good. She was just too emotional. Always crying and shit. It was just, it was not a vibe.

Starting point is 02:38:43 I wouldn't say. You hit that pussy and touched her soul. I guess so, yeah. That is something about the way you're doing. Yeah, we broke up and she moved to Tennessee, actually. Tennessee. Went back to it with her people. Tennessee pride.

Starting point is 02:38:54 No. Straight up. What you got coming? Brandon, any content? Where can the people find you? No, I don't want these things. I watch. No, do the plug.

Starting point is 02:39:04 Defiant Brandon. D-E-F-I-A-N-T-B-R-H-Rand-E. Hey, you guys go follow them. Listen, no, go follow me on Instagram so I could get to 10,000 followers so I can monetize my Instagram. I got all the news popping up. I've basically, like, automated it, all the news stories are on. Then I come in and I'll drop some tidbits about the stories. Go to Instagram.

Starting point is 02:39:30 Turn me up, bro. Like, I need to have a huge Instagram. Yeah, he sends me all his racist content and says reposts us for me. What about you, though? What can we expect to see from the streaming I am doughboy TV I am D-O-B-O-Boy. I am D-O-B-O-B-O-Y. Defying Brannet right there just in case you guys missed it.

Starting point is 02:39:47 D-B-O-Y TV, I-A-M-D-O-Y TV. I'm going to be streaming live tonight, so tune in after this. I'm going live. You have an interest in a selection of glasses. What got you under the different glasses? You always have different glasses on when I see you. Oh, all those glasses are ironically are,

Starting point is 02:40:04 for when I'm sitting in front of the laptop or computer to take the glare away. But they just look so good. So sometimes I just, like, throw them on for a pick. You just have, like, very colorful ones, different shapes. Like, it's like you have a whole, you know, plethora of glasses. I always see you with different ones on. Yeah, shout out to Do Boy.

Starting point is 02:40:22 Check them out, man. Live in a year. Damn, it hasn't been alive in a year. We're going to change that, though. And go listen to the Kyle Dis, great song. I haven't posted it on my Instagram. As well as go listen to Keep It Moving, the 2001 release of Doe Boy's Christian song. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:40:37 Tomorrow I'm going to talk, but tomorrow I'm going to talk about a little dirt and why him getting found not guilty is terrible for the black. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I got to take you the task on that. Why do you think that? Oh, here we go. Because he's a damn criminal. Don't leak all your content. No, I don't care. There's nothing that Little Dirk offers to the black community, but just death and destruction.

Starting point is 02:40:59 And now he's, and he's the worst type of nigger is because, you know, back in the day it was about getting out of the hood, right? And using your money for good. but it's looking like he was using his money to just go and get hits put on people that he had beef with from the old neighborhood. And why are you taking him to the task? You wanted Dirk in prison. No, I said if he was guilty, I said if he was guilty, he is guilty. But if he had his day in court and he was found innocent, what if this was a big conspiracy against him the whole time? No, it wasn't.

Starting point is 02:41:28 They're always trying to hold a black man down. But if they was going to get old boy anyway, and it was like, niggins you're going to pay us to do this. He only got off because he's in California. We're extremely liberal. and the jury probably was fucking tainted by all those people out in the front, free dirg. And those all white and Asian women mostly, I heard.

Starting point is 02:41:45 Yeah, all we do is glorified niggas killing each other. It's just a meat grinder at this point. The average drill rapper lives for 18 months after they like... But do you take the task more the fact that they're talking about the destruction or that is entertaining to people and that's what's selling? What the problem is, they have a fan base

Starting point is 02:42:05 who basically, like I said, they're putting them in like a meat grinder. It's not really a fan base. These people are waiting to see these niggas die, you know, or be killed due to what they're saying. Because soon as the nigger die, the same fans, I was like, we love this dude.

Starting point is 02:42:23 They're literally now streaming the dude who killed this person to see if he's going to talk about it in his song. Look at Jeff, a young Bloodhound Jeff. Jeff, right. Then the other nigga got killed right after him, and then Q50 is dead now. Right.

Starting point is 02:42:40 Rest and peace to that gentleman. Yeah, rest of peace to all of them, yeah. But resting shit. I'm just kidding. You were a birdie back on soul, man. But look, if you listened to Shoulda Saw it, everything Jeff talked about in that song sounds just like the way Q50 murder, like, what happened with his murder?

Starting point is 02:43:06 have a style of killing people in Chicago. So what I'm saying is even to the 50 rounds, walk a all that. So it's like you can tell it's just like a repetitive cycle of shit happens. It's a vicious cycle. And then there's no intelligence like, my nigga, you sitting at a gas station and a Tesla. My nigga, Tesla's don't take no motherfucking gas. Fuck. The mind is gone.

Starting point is 02:43:26 Have you ever done Perkinset? No. He was off a lot of them, I heard. Yeah. I didn't think about that though. He was not an off. They said he woke up, was like, I need some snacks. And then I hopped out the car.

Starting point is 02:43:36 Yeah, they said he was sitting there for a minute. Yeah. Then Bro's in Fuller Park. Fuller Park is one of the most dangerous areas in Chicago, right? Then you got a mayor who don't give a fuck about nothing. The police can't do nothing. Like, it's just situational awareness is lacking in these niggas. You see G. Erbo, Polo G.

Starting point is 02:43:57 Chief, Keep, they laid the groundwork and showed you how to get the fuck out of it. Yeah, they moved away. They moved away. These niggas are literally making songs about sliding on. Like Jeff, Youngblood, whatever, Jeff. Bloodhound. Bloodhound, yeah. How did he die?

Starting point is 02:44:12 He was trying to go kill a nigga and got set up. They knew the nigga was going to try to come. And slide. Bro rolled up on a porch and got smoked, trying to go smoke a nigga. We, black people just got to stop mourning these niggas. Like, at the end of the day, them niggas got everything they wanted. Everything they wanted that got. So I didn't feel sorry for the niggins.

Starting point is 02:44:34 Take some bread and move away. And then his stupid-ass mama, now they're going to be looking for you because you didn't made a threat towards them. That's true. These hyper-emotional females has raised these young hyper-emotional diggers. Somebody about to die about this shit. And the cycle continues. But yeah, man, yeah, go tune in, Moose Man, 916.

Starting point is 02:44:49 I'll be live later with BoJackman, Kenny Malice, you know, a bunch of Mexicans. We're rocking out doing our thing. But this has been the Monday show. Thank you guys for tuning in. Let us know, man. Should Brandon be back for good? Will he be, will he pull up on us? It was a great fourth.

Starting point is 02:45:03 He was a great fourth today. Shout to Brandon, man. It's all good. I love you guys. Go check out that reel that they posted about our conversation on here. I'm sure it's riveting. I can't wait to go watch it. It's all you doing.

Starting point is 02:45:16 Love you guys. Deuses. We'll see you tomorrow on the Tuesday show. 4 p.m. You don't?

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