No Jumper - DamnHomie On Her Skits Being Too S*xual, Turning Down Haha Davis Play Dates & More

Episode Date: January 16, 2024

DamnHomie talks about building her brand, working with male comedians who want more than just working with her, working with Worldstar, and more. 0:00 - Intro 2:57 - Working with Worldstar on their original content, she created 3 shows, Sharp won the show “Shoot your shot” 3:23 - Jail talk show based around jail conversations, jail wives, snitches and cops 6:44 - Her dream is to write stand up routines for others but she feels like she would be the best at performing it 9:29 - She was doing skits before OF, starting off making skits making fun of OF and saying she’d never be on it 12:02 - Asking her married male friend different scenario with "would you rather" 15:02 - She always wanted to work with Haha Davis + she’s lowered her pay many times for skits for other people to get paid 16:35 - Her and Haha Davis got payed to do skits together, they did them and he never posted them because he was DMing her saying he’s “flight ready” and sent her a ___ pics! 17:34 - Haha Davis’ manager asked her if she wanted to do a AD for J**kmate, she said no and says she didn’t want to be on the website at all 18:45 - Haha Davis’ manager forged her signature and took the money for the J**kmate AD 22:38 - Sharp and Damnhomie went out to dinner as his prize for winning the “Shoot your shot” 28:50 - Comedian Page Kennedy hit her up to work but only if she would chill with him after, when she said no, he said he didn’t want to work with her, he then spent 5 yrs asking around trying to find out who she was f***** 30:17 - She loves Chromazz they linked up in Canada and got kicked out of the four seasons for breaking things and from another hotel for calling one of the managers an “Old b****” after complaining about them being too loud 35:40 - When she first started a lot of people didn’t want to work with her but would steal her skits word for word 38:14 - Her father always knew she was going to be somebody, him being her best friend 45:10 - Never getting to the point where she feels like “I’m on”, that’s how you stay on by never feeling like you did enough 46:05 - Damnhomie and Sharp plan to put life insurance on each other, says she’s going to do Sharp’s funeral right, all of his __ are getting flown in, a new outfit and are sitting front row 46:46 - Sharp says if Damnhomie d*ed he would take care of her funeral and break her dad off, she says Sharp would give her dad “hush money” 47:17 - She didn’t even know her family had money growing up, she started to realize she was well off when her friends would come over and say her house looked like “MTV Cribs” 49:01 - She says Sharp he has pushed her to be better, going from only working 3 days a week to getting up doing her make up every day and working, “it’s hard being fly everyday” 54:01 - You can do anything you just have to want it, this year she is going to make more from her skits than OF to the point where she won’t even need an OF 55:18 - Some girls on OF are making themselves look younger to the point they look like a kid in order to "attract that crowd" 1:00:26 - While doing lives and skits at a club one of the security guards grabbed her 1:03:22 - The security guard snuck into the bathroom she had used to change and locked the door to listen to her conversation  1:07:50 - Sharp says him and her are about to go get some McDonald’s, says Wendy’s is the on the list as the worst food for you ever ----- Get the latest news & videos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The sharp tape. No jumper. Sharpest, coolest podcast in the world. And today, I got a person that I've had in here before. And, you know, I thought it would be dope for us to sit back down because you was coming down to come do some content, you know, or whatnot. We got damn. I say your real name or I'll just say damn on me.

Yeah, you could say. We got Maya in the building. You're Brooklyn. You're, I, I hate. No, you don't. You be saying it too now. You say that no. Oh, I do, like, listen, I promise you, if I've ever said it, I know for now, I was being funny.

Yeah, I was just being funny. Oh, okay. I was really trying to roast you. Okay. But when I did that. All right. Well, I don't feel roasted. I feel even cooler now.

Welcome. Thank you for having me back. Welcome to your intervention. Thank you. I needed one. I need three. We knew, I knew if I didn't trick you into coming down here, you wouldn't have came. Like, I had to make it seem like it's going to be this interview, this, him.

But really, I'm here to, like, help. get you some help. Oh, good. You know what I'm saying? Because I feel like we, you need a... And I'm here to do the same because I've heard, bro, every time I come to do an interview or anything with this man, it's like, I have so many women like coming for me. Like, be careful with him.

He has a big mouth and it's like, he really is not... Me and you've been cool. Like, in all actual, all jokes are. Me and you, we've been cool. I've always loved your spirit. I always love how you. Your work ethic is crazy. You know what I'm saying?

And you always been respectful? Like, through everything. Like, you always stood how you spoke, how I feel a woman. It's just staying, even though I know it's just, it's an opinion. You know what I'm saying? It's not a fact. You know what I'm saying? But the way I look at women, hey, I really respect your structure and how you move. Thank you.

What you've been doing lately? What's been going on? Well, since the last time I've seen you, I started working with World Stars' original content. So every day we're in meetings, I'm creating, I'm in the middle of creating three shows. I currently just finish shoot your shot. You won. One now one, yeah. Congratulations. Hey, like my. So now that I finished the dating show, I'm working on three shows.

First, I'm working on jail talk, which is a show about jail conversations. It's about, you know, people going to prison, in prison, getting out, jail wives, snitches, cops. Like, we want to basically interview all these people. Like, I interviewed a snitch the other day that went really bad because he was like a gangster snitch. Like, he was mad about it. Yeah. The other show. There's a lot of those.

A lot. There's a lot of those. It's like, bro, you, you're the one that did it to yourself. Then the other show I'm working on is a reaction show where people are rapping and I interview them right after. And then I have another show I'm doing where I'm bringing a stand-up to World Star. Like, I think, you know, so many people, like, they love comedy clubs, but you don't, not everyone has time to actually go to one.

So imagine, like, you know, you have a show where someone in the audience has a tripod and I have access to pretty much any clubs where I could just sit. have a tripod and have it on live. So I'm in the middle of trying to figure out how to do three shows on live for World Star because my talent is more like spur of the moment, improv. I'm not really good at scripted anything. So they have me working on just live's original content

for myself and other people. So other comedians, I'm also helping create their shows. Would you, because it is a hard transition, especially for you coming from like doing funny skits because your skits are funny. Like you do a lot of them, they get a lot of play, people watch them. have you ever thought about crossing over to, you know, the comic side of stand-up,

like really going to some stand-up? Yeah, I mean, I've done stand-up, but I think my stand-up's a little too crazy, like, because I know there's certain things you're not allowed to talk about. Baby ears, baby ears for everybody. I get it. I'm saying, everybody got, because they got baby ears. Don't want to hear it. You know what I'm saying?

Like, like you said, you're unapologetic. Yeah. So you're going to get up there. You're going to say some shit, and there's going to be a bunch of baby ears in the crowd. I think it's going to be a bunch of people, like, getting offended. Like, like, as someone told me before, you can't laugh about things that make people sad. But I think you should. That's the only way to get over it.

Bro, the only reason I got over everything that's happened with me is I laugh about it now. Like, I make jokes about it. Like, you know, like the whole thing with me, like, having a domestic violence issue. So my first stand-up I ever wrote was basically, you know, like, everyone talks about, like, the fact that, oh, you had a man put, you, you know, you had a man put hands on you. Maybe you like that shit. You got abused as a child. So I go to my dad. yo, let me ask you a real question and be honest.

Yeah. Did I ever get molested as a kid? Because I'm thinking, like, maybe that's the reason why all that happened to me, you know, like, because I allowed it. It didn't happen to me. I allowed it to happen. You don't think you would have remembered if that happened? No, I think people, like, try to get that shit, like, pretend like it didn't happen

to, like, everyone has a different way of dealing with things. I'm doing it. No, people have a different way of doing it to where, hell, maybe you as a kid couldn't really register that. Yeah, so that's what was taking place. I go to my dad, like, yo, So did anyone when I was a child? And he goes to me, no.

So I'm like, wow, I was that ugly that no one even wanted me. That's crazy. No one me, why? What's wrong with me? I was that bad. Like, why? My friends got my son. Why not me?

So that would be my stand-up. Okay, so think about all the people in the audience. That would have a problem with that. Oh, my God. Call the police. Right. So, yeah. So you feel like that's a reason of why you haven't tried to cross over and go

do anything on the stage? I've done it, but my dream is to write content for other people. Like, I could write a stand-up for someone else. The problem is my type of jokes is like, who else could really perform it? It really is going to have to be me. But I really always, my dream was always to just write ideas for other people. Not even, I don't have to be in front of the camera.

As long as my ideas are being used and I actually get the credit. Like, I want to see created by damn homie, Maya, whatever. That's going to make me happy. You know what I mean? So for you, you say that it'd probably be a little too harsh for you to stand up there, you know, amongst people and tell some of these jokes. Because people are going to probably take offense to it. But I feel like the air that we live in now, it's kind of like everything's good publicity. Even if they talk about how harsh your jokes is and that goes viral, guess what?

There's always going to be. I feel like there's an audience for everybody. There is. You know what I'm saying? And even if you got to go through some of the rigum and rows or go through some of the turmoil, real quick, that fucking yellow bowel that comes up. You gotta go through that a little bit to get to it. Fuck it's so big. You're right. You know what?

I promise you this. When I start doing a stand-up show for World Star, I'm gonna get up there too. Yeah. I promise. You feel like, uh, all right, next question for you, you feel like you could actually even do something, like let's say your jokes were accepted, right? I could do, there's nothing you can do. I could do anything I

put my mind to. But do you, are you like, personable? Are you a people person? Could you stand up there even in the, yeah? Because, listen, And even though people say 200 is like, you listen to the number 200 people, doesn't sound like a lot. But when you look at it in front of you

and 200 people are staring at you, it's going to feel like a thousand. Honestly, yeah, I could do it. I'm used to like, like, I've had attention my whole life. Before I did Instagram, like I was already lit in real life. Like I have like a, you know what I mean? From where I come from. I'm used to like being always anything I do.

Everyone got something to say about it. And I don't have a problem like being in front of like, a large crowd of people. It's not that I get nervous. It's not that. It's more just like stand up was never my dream. So it's like now it's like I almost feel like I have to do it to just prove myself as a comedian. But in reality,

I've proven myself a lot, you know, without stand-up. Like everything I've rowed, five years as a woman doing skits, writing them all your own, it's not that easy. Like a lot,

that's why a lot of women don't really make it in what I do. It's because most of the time it's men writing the skits. And the women are there just to be like, you know, for the views. Like, you know, you need ass and stuff. Once I figured out, as long as I have my own ideas, I don't really need a man to be in a video with me. I already have everything I need.

Do you learn that in Onlyvans? Um, no. Because you do everything solo, right? Everything that you do is by yourself. Yeah, no, but the thing is I was doing sexual skits before OnlyFans. That's why it kind of made, like, sense for me to do Only fans. But the way I got into it is I started doing skits where it was like making fun of OnlyFans. Like when it first came out, I was like, I will never get on it.

And I already knew I would eventually. But this is how I pushed it. I was like, I'm never going to do only fans in my life, started making fun of only fan bitches and skits. Whilst I was posting the fuck out of them. And then out of nowhere one day I just made an only fan. So people were so shocked that I made one everyone subscribed. Like I made that first three months was insane.

But the thing is, I didn't post nothing crazy. I was just posting sexual skits on there that I already had on my name. Instagram because like on only fans you could do anything you don't have to even show I think people fail to realize that like and I because I used to bash only fans but I think it was because

I was green to the narrative and what I mean by that is I lack knowledge thereof of what it can actually be all this from Facebook Instagram it was never supposed to be used for what people use it for people just change the narrative in so when I look at only fans I'm like shit there's people on there and like it's

supposed to be for only fans for people that are fans. You know? Yeah, but you don't have to on there. Yeah. But it is a gateway. I'm not going to lie, only fans, it is a gateway to doing more than, you know, because they almost made it in a way where it's, like, they marketed

it to where it's like, there's nothing wrong with this. It's not. In reality, it's the same shit when you think about it. I mean, when you think about it, yeah. But you don't have to fuck on there. And I knew that from day one. So I was like, I could just post really sexual skits. the one that you that get reported off at

Instagram but yeah I bet you I bet you chicks were hot when that came out because you know it doesn't pay a lot to the performers yeah it doesn't pay a lot at all you know what I mean and that shit lasts forever

and that shit lasts forever it's it's shopped everywhere it's pushed everywhere they cruel so we could like run pretty much because we get bro we make so much money for what I've done it's like it's not fair but life's not fair, you know? Well, people like

your content. Plus, I feel like there's a lot of people that are addicted to that only fan. So it's so easy just to subscribe, like they feel like they got a power to see you whenever they want to see you. And if nobody pays, they can't. I don't know, it's weird.

And what's crazy is I have a friend who basically, like my married friends, I asked the husband, would you rather, because he said to me, like, Maya, like, I don't know why you even have only fans. you're not even like that in real life. Like, and I'm like, bro, okay, so would you rather be with a bitch who's been with, like, a thousand guys sucked to everyone's dicks, but no one's ever seen it?

It's not on camera. Or would you rather be with a bitch who, like, plays with her own but it's on camera. But she makes millions off it. And he said, I would rather be with the bitch that sucked a thousand as long as no one's seen it. And that's how a lot of men are nowadays. As long as no one sees it, they don't care to be with a hoe. But if there would have, even if I had one body, my whole life, but I show myself naked. automatically, no.

Like some people look at that as that's it, you're a whore. Only fans, like I said, I was green to it. Are you more open to it now? Because I understand what it can do. Because on some real shit, you could even have one where you just give advice. On some real.

When I learned that, no, and that's what I said, I learned what you can actually do with it, but people just misuse it like they misuse everything. But you didn't know. It's like when it first started, we all looked at it a certain way, like what is this? And then now it's, different from what it was three years ago.

So I do see a lot of male creators on there and I really do think like even people like you need to be on there just like giving that exclusive content anyway like giving advice or it could be anything. It could be like exclusive interviews. No one else gets to see. What I would I do

favor for it for the modern day bitch that does only fans on there? It gives her a chance to actually make more money than if she was in point and just going and doing you know she's actually in control of the content. Mm-hmm.

So she gets in control of the residual. The way I look at it is like, look, let's say you're with one man your whole life, you know, you send him like your nudes and you know, because that's your man, you're going to marry him, you love him. And then what if he just goes and like shows everybody your naked photos? For that, I'd rather post my own naked photos,

make millions off of it. And then if a man ever goes, oh, I'm going to expose you. Do it. Go ahead. Like, I don't care. I already posted my own shit. You think I care if you're going to repost my tits? They're already out.

Yeah, you'd be a hard chick to like make mad. Like, what are they going to do? I don't give a, you know what I told the last man? You're going to make me more lids. Go ahead, post it. I mean, that is the era that we live in now. I mean, don't post it, you know, but I mean, if you do, she. Oh, someone's dying.

But, yeah. Have you been, uh, anybody that you've been excited, like anybody that you're excited to collab with soon other than myself, you know, um, is there anybody that you've been trying to get or trying to get a hold of, trying to be like, hey, I got this idea, you're perfect for it, let's go make this. Because we have to think about it. In the content world, we're either one piece of content away from just going up and staying stuck or fucking just falling off the face of the earth tomorrow.

Nobody really cares. You know what's crazy? I used to be like, Dad, like, when I first started, I wanted to collab with everyone because I wanted to learn from people. Like, you learn a lot working with a person. and you get better. I think the more funny people I've worked, but I've gotten better in my own just seeing how they work.

So one of the people I've always wanted to work with it was Haha Davis. And literally like... Shut of Haha Davis. So... But then the year that I got to work with him, basically I set a goal for that year. I said, I'm not meeting up with any men,

even if we're doing skits, unless we're all getting paid. So I started basically, well, the way it happened was funny, but I started reaching out to a lot of companies basically telling them I'm willing to drop my price if you're willing to include two other people and it would be like, let's say, DK and I would ask Commodore

and I would basically, anyone that's ever, when I first started, anyone that's worked with me, like the first person that worked with me was Commodore and I said to myself, bro, I'm going to repay him one day. So I made sure anyone that's ever helped me when I first started, I made sure to get them paid when I was able to. So I was negotiating people's deals.

There's been so many times where I like lower my feet to make sure we get paid the same because, bro, I want you to feel like, I don't want you to feel because I have more followers that I feel like I'm better than you. We're on the same. We do the same shit. Let's get it together.

And yeah. So what was I saying? No, you were just talking about like, you know, with, like, you want to make sure people get paid. Like, even when you first started, you like, you'll lower your price. You're like, you want to see everybody in this game, especially that you fucked with the people that helped you eat in this. Yeah.

Okay. So Haha Davis. I ended up working with him and getting paid to. do it. So we ended up both getting paid to work at like do a skit at some sneaker sore. It was me, him and NDO champ. And I mean, we shot a bunch of skits. Of course, he never posted them because he was DM and me basically talking about, yo, I'm flight ready. I was living in New York at the time. He's in Detroit. I'm like, you flight ready. Of course you flight ready, bro. What does that mean you're in Detroit? That's like a $30 flight.

Even if I'm sitting first class. And the man sent me is so I'm like, bro. And, and the first thing I said was, yo, your dick is funny just like you. Way God, Davis. He got a big, just like his real self. He got a big ass head and the little ass skinny body. It's like, bro, my thing is we work together. Like, and he was called the bumblehead.

He is. And his dicks of bobblehead too. But my dad was like, well, I get it. Like, maybe they have an open relationship. Like, he'd probably be cheating on his DM. But here's the problem. So after that, his manager reached out to me and said, yo, do you want to do a commercial for jerkmate?

And I said, not really. Because Worldstar already brought it to me because what WorldSard, they also have a company where they bring influencers deals. And then if we want to take them, then we split, you know, they pay us whatever. There's a whole contract involved. So World's already bought me the deal. And I told them at that time, no, I don't really want to be on that website. Yeah. Then HAA Dirkmate's website.

Yeah. I don't really, even if like just, it was supposed to be like a skid, but I'm like, I don't want to be on there at all. You didn't want to get on me like? Jerkmate. He didn't want to get on me like you. Hey, you. Hey, you. Yeah, you want to come.

We'll bring your fuck over here. Yeah, just like that. No, I don't know why. But then Haja Davis's manager reached out and goes, yo, you want to do it? And he named the price. I said, yeah, I'll do it for twice as much as they were going to do it for. He goes, yeah, I got you. So I said, okay, what do they want because they're kind of hard to work with?

Because they had a whole script written for me. I said, no, no, no, I don't do scripts. Either you let me do what the fuck I want to do or I'm not doing it. They said, okay, do whatever he want to do. But then me and the manager were going back and forth, and I told him straight up, you know what? I really don't want to do it. Diane, so he kept hitting me up for months if I was still wanting to do it. And I kept saying, no, I have this all in my text.

What this did is he basically took money from them and signed the contract. He forged my signature. Who did? Haha Davis's manager. He forged my signature for Jerkmates. He said, so what happened was out of nowhere, I received an email from Jerkmate, a lawyer, saying that I owe them money because. I never gave them some content.

So I had the lawyer right away. It said, excuse me, ma'am, what are you crazy? I said, I've never. One thing about me, and I've worked with a lot of people, you could say everything, but I'm not a liar and I'm not a thief. If I take money to get content, I'm not just going to run off with the money. Like, I don't need $2,000, $3,000, $4,000 that bad. I will do the content, make it, and I never leave people unhappy.

Like, they're going to love it and I move on to the next content. This month literally was holding their money and making it seem like I was just not doing the content So I hit him up and I said bro, are you stupid? You forged my signature? Are you fucking crazy? And he goes, no, I didn't. But I thought the deal was going through me so I just signed for you.

You don't get to sign for me ever. World's all when they were trying to bring me the deal, they sent me a contract. I sign it, send it back to them. They do whatever they do, right? So that was crazy. So I fathed the out. He did this when you have no regulation

None of this ever taken place. No, my thing is once he took the money and I kept telling him I'm not going to do it, he kept for months reaching out to me. I told him a hundred times. I'm not doing it at the end. I don't care if it's $10,000 at this point. And then he basically never returned the money to them until I hit him up and said, yo. Because now they're hitting you up to a man.

Bro. And my thing is, bro, honestly, like, I'm so old. Like, like, I, like, I, you know, I respect you for what you've done. But, bro, stay the fuck away from me. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I'm good. If I haven't worked with you yet, go suck a shit. You don't need to work with me.

Because everyone I work with now, that's who I need to be working with. Everybody I haven't worked with. I never would have thought in a million years. Oh, no, I got stories of days. There's so many people. I know, but like just with him because he's a, he's top notch in the field of what y'all do and comedy skits. I respect what he's done.

But this is what happens when you have your homeboy be your manager. Or if that, I don't know what the. So how much did they act like you, they gave? I think it was $4,000 for the skit. But then, bro, it's not worth it. To me, it just wasn't worth it. Like, bro, I get every day people hit me up to do skits. I say no more than I say yes.

Give you an offer you can't refuse. Like, offer. There's no offer I can't refuse. There is no offer I can refuse. I'm saying, no, I'm saying, like, because I know you got bread. I'm not. Jersey, honestly, they want me $100,000.

I'll do it. Right. I'll do it. Some money that you're like. Nobody's going to turn down. No, my friend needs to say this. everybody got a price. I don't get fuck who it is.

That is true. And even if they say no right there, they might go home. They don't think about that shit. They might not tell nobody. They're going to think about like, damn, somebody just really offered me that $200,000 or that little $300,000 or look real good sitting on me right now. Because, you know, shit, I'm not saying people be broke, but shit, people be broke these days, you know? I just look at it, like, to me, there's no amount of money that would make me, like, do some.

I mean, let me shut up. Let me shut the fuck up because let me not. You've been doing a, you've done a lot of your skits based out of New York and Miami, right? Yeah. Have you ever thought about like relocating? So I know you've been on that side for a long time. Honestly, I never thought I could leave New York. And since I left New York and actually I think it is time to be more in L.A.

Like, you're right. Because for work, it is better. We got so much to done in three days. I would have took, in Miami would have took three months to do. Right. You're right. Yeah, shit. Even the, because me and you, we did, we went out last night, went to dinner.

You know. The prize from shoot your shot. Yeah, prize from shoot your shot. You got to go on a date with damn homie. Man, that shit was a fucking get-together. Whatever you want to call it. He opened the, no, he didn't open the door for me. He paid someone to open the door for me.

Bro, and his thing is, well, the door got opened, right? The door got open. None. It's like. Door got open, church. You feel me? I ain't opening that shit for myself. So we both walking through that motherfucker. And you had to just wear a fur.

Like he said, we're just going to talk. Like, I'm talking. Like, I pulled up. I'm furred up. Hey, church going outside. I literally. She hopped in. She said, ooh, the seats hug.

Every time you turn, I said, yeah, you know what? I said, that way I know you getting hugged left and right, baby. Don't worry about it. You know, you get hugs left and right. You can't say nobody ever coddled me, man. sat in the car as soon as I seen him I said give me a second I'm gonna go change my outfit yeah right straight up I came clean

I mean shit bro I didn't know we was doing that you know that's I used to come though when I was in the game I have a fresh interview wait wait did I get um chose yesterday oh no you you oh hey did I choose well wait technically who chose you chose when you you jumped back out the car and went there and changed real quick

and got some I said oh yeah but how you like that Chanel How you like that Chanel trench though? Oh, that motherfucker goes stupid. I ain't going to hold you. That fur he got on was so fucking soft. I swear to God, but yeah. It was crazy because, you know, we sat down and I was going to say, I'm like,

we were talking about the work ethic. And you were like, man, it took me three months. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. The shit that we shot last night was about an hour. Shit, he's already done with the vlog.

He's going to email it to me and you. Yeah, we recorded it. This shit is, people are going to like this shit. Yeah. So if you were to move to the West Coast, damn home he was to move to the West Coast. you know, for your career, where would you, where would you go? Would you want to live in L.A. or would you want to just live a little closer?

No. If I'm already doing this, I'm doing it. Like, I would live in L.A. and probably, I said North Hollywood, but I don't know. What I think I'm going to start doing, because I was talking to my father yesterday about finding an apartment here. I don't see myself living in the valley. I don't know. Maybe. It's quieter. What's this called? Burbank.

Burbank. Burbank, California. I like Bourbon because it's quiet. No, you're sitting right in, listen, we're sitting right in the media capital. Yeah. All the podcasts is from holding court, fucking shout out to court,

shout out to bootleg cab. A lot of these dudes, they're all in the area. Shout no jumper. Like, we're all, everybody's in this whole area. WB's fucking up the block. You know what I'm saying? Universal Studios, the real one, not the one you go hang out at,

the one you actually go make, you know what I'm saying, do movies and, you know, commercial, whatever, you know what I'm saying? Whatever they hold over there. We're right sitting dead smack. So how much fun did you have yesterday? How much fun? See, I'm trying to get back on, you know, your little funky-ass interview,

and you just keep trying to, she's pulling out of me. You brought it up. I didn't even bring up the date. You brought it on. The outing. The outing. Let them, the outting to let them know that something's coming. They need to be on the lookout.

Yeah, that sounds coming. You know, and I felt like we'd bring it right here to the table and let them know, hey, there's something coming. There's a storm brewing. Mm-hmm. You do? Y'all see the smile on her motherfucking face, man. You know, you see the smile on his face that he should.

trying to hide. He can't even think he had a great fucking time yesterday. I never said that I didn't have a great time. I like to hear it. I like to, like to, listen, I had an out, man, I always have a great time. You know, when I go, because I make sure the people that I go outside with, like, are, you know, having good time quality. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Like, I know, because like I said, I like a healthy conversation. I don't, I, I never want to go somewhere and we're in a group or it's me and you and everybody's on their phone. Yeah. And honestly, I feel like that's how our friendship started is. Like through just a little conversation just sitting on the couch and just. Yeah, just a conversation, not just people just sitting on their phone.

Like, we can go right now. I don't care where it's at. We can walk into, fuck, a post office, right? We can walk into like anywhere where there's a waiting area and people are waiting. Back in the day when I was kids, like people were talking in there. Now everybody's just buried in their phone. just waiting to be called or just, you know what I'm saying?

You walk in and just looks, you should see how many people if you just open your eyes are glued to their cell phones. Yeah. And I will say this, you're very like, like, every time we hang out,

you're barely on your phone. You are very present in the moment. Like when you're with people, you show them your attention. You're not someone that I'd be like, I don't even invite them. Like, you're actually present. Because that's what I feel like

it's supposed to be. We're here to all vibe. Yeah. You know, even when I go out like groups of people, I've had to do, you know, dinner meetings and I've had to go sit down

with some people, you know what I mean? And I'm like, I can't be on my phone. I have to entertain. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I'm selling something. They're buying something. They need to see what kind of what they're buying. You got to give them a preview. You got to give them the demo tape. And then what we do, I think personalities

gets you in any door. Yeah. Like if someone walks with you. And I feel like this, even you know, a lot of people, it could be someone who's funnier than me. but people more likely work with me just because I'm easy to be around. Some people I've worked with

are just hard to be around and it sucks because some people are so talented but they're in their own fucking way. Well, we, I don't know if you agree, we live in a very lazy world anymore. Oh yeah. Everybody wants everything just here, here it goes. You know what I mean?

Like you got to put in the work and anything that you do. Yo, even people working with me, it's like they don't even, they don't want me to teach them how to get it. They want me to just give it to them. Have you had any complaints? About one?

With anybody that you've worked with? Like, has anybody like slandered you and said, like, I'd never work with this bitch ever again. Like, fuck my- Oh, I mean, only because I wouldn't give them pussy, but that's who Jacob, Burger, Ken Stars. Oh, shit. Yeah, just those two. Everyone else, I mean, oh, Paige Kennedy. Page Kennedy, he was, he's like, also like an Instagram comedian, but he's a real actor in real life. This piece of shit, it was like when I first started, but I was already like on World Sur and shit.

So he basically hit me up and was like, yo, let's work together. And I was coming to L.A. anyway, so I was hitting up everyone in L.A. So I said, yeah, let's do it. And he goes, okay, but I want to chill after. And I said, oh, no, we're not chilling after, but I'll come work. He goes, oh, no, then you don't have to. And I said, okay, then I won't. And it was like five years of him asking around other comedians, who is she fucking?

Because no one knows who I date. No one's ever seeing me with anybody like that. So it's like, and my thing is like, why are you worried about my pussy, like why you invite me to get a dick and why are you worried about my pussy i don't even know you we've never met in real life but a lot of comedians uh real comedians will do skits just because it gets them closer to bitches that would never in real life get near them so he's one of those people i think that literally does skid just to get close to certain bitches who would never give them a chance how about any females do you have any females that say they they would never wear that you've

worked with it is there anybody that you worked with skits i don't think i don't think she would still Everybody that I've seen you with have been men from damn alien, like a fucking baby alien. Baby alien. There's a few people that I've noticed like you've done shit with. White dolomite, that's my whole. Yeah, like you've done some shit with. Like, is it only men that you strict, like you strictly do content with men? I'm not going to lie.

Even looking through my idea list, like I have pages and pages like it's mostly skits for men. Yeah. But, yeah, I really don't work with a lot of women. I don't think I get to say at all the content. I'm doing my research. Like five years ago, I think it was that this girl was enemies with someone that I was cool with. So when the bitch came to my house with someone, I basically ended up telling her, why the fuck would you come here? Like, like, you just come to people's homes without asking.

Like, I'm like, bro, had you told me you was with this bitch? I would have told you not to even come. So I kicked the bitch out of my house. But she would still work with me again. The problem is after I did that, I guess she kind of quit doing comedy and moved to Florida and kind of like became a regular person. But I'm like, well, damn, you know how many people shitted on me when I first started? And none of that stopped me. I'm still here today.

Like, a lot of people, it's like they lose that feeling of, like, excitement for this. I know every day how fucking lucky I am to be doing it. So I'm never going to lose this shit. You know the girl, Kromaz? You ever worked at her? I love Kromas. When I was in Canada, that's the first person I linked up with Kromas. Mula first.

And we just like, we were walling. Bro, we got kicked out of four seasons because she broke a vase, apparently, the night before. so they kicked us out. So we go to Hazleton Hotel. I get kicked out because the manager basically, we were spending a lot of money in there, like on drinks, on food. Like half of the brush on we were at.

And I think like one of the managers, she was like some old white bitch, Matt Rood, told us basically like that we were being too loud. And I called her old bitch. You know, in Canada, they don't play. If you're rude, they kick you out and ban you forever. I'm still not welcome back in the Hazleton in Canada. but that's okay because there's other hotels.

But besides that, I love her. Like, she's a sweet girl. Like, she's very, in real life, she's such a sweetheart. I think a lot of times people see a person online, even like you, let's say. And they judge you by, like, the content, but it's like, bro, this is just what we're showing you. This is just content. Like, there's more to people in real life. Like, you know, once you get to know people in real life, some people are worse.

Well, they think, hey, listen, you have to think about why people will walk up on you that you've never, or just like even comment to you. that never met you in life is because they watch you so much. Yeah. They feel like they know you already. Yeah. You know, because people will watch. Everyone says, yo, that you're in their dreams.

Man, they'll hop and listen. And I've heard all the shit. I got it. Like, hop on and, like, tell me about some shit that was like from six months ago and then bring it into their argument for today. It's like, I'm like, man, hey, you watch it? Mm-hmm. You watch it?

I mean, I guess it's working. You know what I'm saying? I don't take it. How do you take to some of the, you know, especially like doing skits, you know, and being a woman on there? Because, you know, you got to ask, you got titties, you're a pretty girl. I'm sure there's a lot of people. There's a lot of women's husbands that follow you, you know what I'm saying, and follow your shit. Oh, man.

But you ain't ever just always, you know, popping cheek. I mean, I've seen you pop cheek on there once or twice. But you really do, like, hold down the skit game for yourself. Like, you really are in this shit to stay. Bro, I'm sorry. But in New York, I'm that bitch. I'm sorry. Like, who else, who, who, you're going to say someone else is funnier than her?

Okay, are they more successful? Can they do what I do? They don't move around the fuck I do. So I, it got to the point where I had to leave because New York is washed. At this point, everybody that's still living there, if you're from New York, like, some people, you always judge, like, whoever left is like, oh, you're not from here no more. Bitch, I could still go to any hood in Brooklyn. I could go anywhere in New York. Like, but the thing is, you can't stay in one place your whole fucking life.

If you're never going to grow as a person, I had to move to Miami to grow, and I'm going to have to move to L.A. to grow more. I'm always going to be a New Yorker at heart. I'm always going to be in Brooklyn every year still doing all that shit. But you can't, bro, like, you got to leave your hood sometimes to make it. You do. But I've run this shit in New York still.

I've always said, no, keep it sweet. You got to be willing to go places. Other people aren't willing to go. That's why not everybody makes it over the home. They can't. not able to, bro, they couldn't figure it out. Like, I literally came in and figured a shout out in one year.

So y'all can't be mad at me. You know what I mean? What does, when you see some of the comments that, you know, might be nasty towards your way or whatever the case, like, how does it make you feel? Like, do you feel any way about it? I love that. I love this shit. Are you kidding me? I get high and I read them. I need

to do videos where I'm reading bad comments. It'll be like her tiphysis or they always got some shit to say. I promise you this. If chicks probably start doing that, right? Like doing more than there'd be less weird shit. As soon as I do it, they're going to copy me. Because when I first started, I was doing damn homie DMs where I was just reading DMs

and I would get the crazier shit like, yo, piss in my mouth type shit. That all of a sudden, every bitch started doing it. The only person that I've seen or heard even talk like that other than yourself that's done it is Sheree DeVille. She's cool. Because she opts in her. Yeah, I seen her do it too. I'm not saying she copied me because at the time she probably didn't even know

who the fuck I was, but she probably copied whoever copied me. For sure, and I've done a lot of things, like even the whole catchphrase of, I'm mine, I'm from the trenches. I know the second I stop saying it, because I'm already tired of this shit, someone else is going to take it. Watch, it's going to happen. A lot of, like, things. And it's crazy, too, because when I first started, a lot of people didn't want to work with me, but they would just steal my ideas word for word. They would literally take a skit, repeat everything I said and just do it in their own way. And I'm like, well, clearly you like my ideas.

You don't like me. Why? Like, like, because I'm new and I don't have followers. Bro, it took me, like, what, a year to really do it? I want to say this. I want to ask you this question respectfully. I really want to know, like, I'm curious because I don't go on people's only fans. I don't, that's just not me.

Like, shit. I feel like, if I can get the bitch, I can get the real thing. So in my mind, I'm wired different. But I have to ask you, like, do you mix, like, your skits with, like, do you do you? Because you obviously have a little bit of sexual content on there, like, just with yourself doing whatever. it is just, you know, by yourself. Do you mix that content on there? Like, do you have, like, your skits on there and your sexual content, too?

Or do you have separate only fans for these? No, I still do, like, really crazy, like, sexual skits that I post. But I also do more, like, you know, like photos and videos, like on there. But nothing, like, no, haven't had sex on there. No, not even asking that. Yeah. I'm not even asking that. I'm saying, like, even if it's just like, you know what I'm saying, like, your sexual

one-on-one just yourself, by yourself. Do you mix that content on there where they're going to see something funny and the motherfucker's going to see you fucking playing with yourself? Then it's going to go back to something funny and a sexual skit ear and then it's going to go back to where you're popping ass and they can see everything. So the last one I did the skit for Onlyfans

was basically where I go on Onlyfans and I say, I'd like if you'd just would be if you'd go out if you'd go out of the people would, comellie would, comelley, because only a real man knows, that women have nocte. And I don't want to them ported. you do for me

it's doing me this because I I believe you, you're a good man that's Russian. Yeah.

So I'm wearing lingerie and I'm basically looking straight to the camera like I'm about to do only fans and I'm saying all this in Russian. That's a niche bro.

Yeah, I see. Yeah, it is. I see what she's whooping them on. But listen to this. Heritage. Like she's really pushing the issue,

Donnie, if you listen to her, she's like, nigga, I get on there, I start speaking Russian. I got a little pretty, I got a body on me

pretty, hey man, they're going like that shit. She's already and she's got her own niche. It makes sense. Yeah. The New York maid. It's man.

And I don't know what it is. Like, for men, do you really care what I say? They don't. They don't give a shit. You know what it is? They're just tired of hearing the same shit. Exactly. What are people like?

Anything different. Anything different. So it's like, bro, my way of doing anything, work smarter, not harder. Figure it out. My father always said, okay, so, and I actually seen it. So when I was little, my father always told me that you're, like, he always knew. knew for some reason that I was going to be somebody.

Like he, and I was one of those kids that everyone said was going to grow up to be nothing and probably end up in jail and shit. But he always knew I was. So what he always told me was, there was a painter in Russia a long time ago. And he literally drew a black box. That's it. And people came to see it and were like, what is this? I could do that.

And he goes, yeah, you can, but you didn't. I did it. So my father said, you have to be the first to do something. It could be the most simple shit, but be the first. think of some shit and that's literally how I follow my life so when I went to Russia in September he took me to a museum and I finally got to see that painting

that he's been telling me about my whole life and it sounds stupid but to me that's the best gift what else did you do in Russia other thing like hang out with your parents did you go ahead like to see some clubs you go like see what's going on no I don't do that

The family sound pretty strict though Not at all my father Sound like he's not My father is my best I'm going to your daddy, by the way. I got your girl, buddy. Nah, he's going to do him like the daughter. She's about to call me and say, no, no, no.

Come, hey, get away from my daughter. Come get it because I got her, yours. Broke. He would just, oh, he said hi, by the way. Oh, I told him. I said hello. My father's my best friend. He knows everything.

When I tell you, like, he's not strict at all. Like, he's my best fucking friend, literally. So I guess that's what happens when you raise a, you know, daughter on your own till she's like 12 we got very we have that's one thing is like I don't even really need to like ask my homeboys for advice my dad is my best

homeboy he knows everything I can only imagine if you was a fucking twin if there was two of you that's oh no no no the world does not need more than one of me you probably were a twin you know they always and one died probably the other twin eats them oh you I would eat the other twin you would eat your other twin for sure

you think so hell yeah I give you that vibe yeah I don't eat my twin. I don't know. I'm supposed to say pawns, but like I know we're talking about. You know what the fuck I mean. Yeah, we're going to stay on it.

You would survive. In that battle, if it's you or him, you would survive. I'm surviving that shit. Yeah. We sold, okay, we, um, we did a panel. Mm-hmm. I think it was me, you.

Brick. Brick, baby. Yo, and a bunch of hoars. A bunch of horse. And one, and two stupid of them, hoars. The rest were cool, but two of them were retarded. One is like, I do.

lashes. Bitch said she owned her own business. Bitch literally does lashes out of a bathroom. We had you co-os with us. What was your experience like, sit down like, because I wanted you to actually like wear my glasses right then in there, you know, spiritually and be like, you know, see it through how I see it. We, man, there was eight, nine girls. Yeah. How many of them to you, you sitting there honestly had something like they had something to offer. Other than the girl that I think one of them, she's like, yeah, I own my own latch, but who knows? Bid's come capping. There, I mean, you want me to be honest? Besides me?

Duh, nobody. But there was one girl. She was a black girl. She was beautiful. I don't remember her name. She had an Afro, but she had this face. It was gorgeous. Like, she had something to offer.

That beauty. Was she looking like she was Asian? She was. Yeah. You know, she was a skinny. Tokyo has some big ass titty. That's what I remember. No, she didn't have big tits.

She was, there was one girl that was cool as fuck. than that drunk bitch. Hey. Was crazy. She was slithered. I'm talking about she had to be helped, like, after a while. My thing is, I'm wrong. What did I really do?

I was agreeing with you guys, but she directly came at me. Like, oh, like, you sound like a hater. Bro, hate on what? Like, why would I hate? Like, why would I hate? Because I'm not agreeing with you. I'm a hater? Women make no sense sometimes.

Like, with women, that problem is, even with him, it's like, bro, he tries to give bitches advice. and when they don't take it, it's like, oh, he's mean. It's like, how's he mean? He's trying to help you. Like, these bitches is a shit. Half these chicks, I'm older than. Yeah.

Like, I'm older than. Clearly, they don't have fathers. They need someone to give them advice. I know I got a handsome ass face. You know, and I can pull a lot. But I'm fucking 12, 13 years older than some of these chicks. You know what I'm saying? In that time.

At my experience, I've, a very strong aura. So I can smell it on a bitch where she may lack in certain departments. I'm supposed to give people game. That's what we're supposed to do. Literally. How do you learn?

People really do rely on the internet for everything. I'm not gonna lie. I learn more. Or for people telling me what I'm like my, that's why I fuck with my father. Because if I'm fucking up, he's the first to tell me if I need to lose weight, game weight.

If I need to do this, if I need to fix my hair. My father. We live in a world where like, oh, here little Jimmy here's an E for effort. No. My thought, I did not.

If you lose, you lose. People got to feel loss. Life's a part of loss. My dad's the type, if I got 100 on the test, he'd say, what about the extra credit? Hey. The fuck? Life is about losses. If you don't lose, you'll never gain.

Okay. You have to lose to gain in life. You have to feel what it feels like to feel sad, to be tired of feeling fucked up. Yeah. To make you do what it. do, especially in the world we live in. That's the only way, man. Until you really get broken to the point where there's nothing left inside you.

I'm talking about break down. Sometimes you got to, hey, sometimes you got to break down to build all the way. That's what happened to me. I feel like I was literally like. Straight up. So, like, dead inside at one point that I needed comedy to like, that, that was my escape. That's what, like, really helped me. Why don't you feel like that, baby?

Talk to me. Why don't you feel dead on the inside? Like, what time? Because obviously you remember what was making you feel like that? I wasn't happy. You know, it's like when I was doing real estate, I was good at it, but I just wasn't happy doing it. And I'm one of those people. If I'm not happy doing something, I'm doing something else.

Like, I'm not going to be unhappy my whole fucking life. Even if I'm good at something, but I could be good at anything. It's just for me, I have to enjoy what I'm doing. Then, you know, then I will fight for it. I think me and you, we talked about, we kind of touched on that subject last night. And I was like, man, with people, people, they're afraid of that they're not capable. of getting more. So they just stay in this scared box.

They stay stuck. And they don't feel like, oh, I can get something better than this. Sometimes you got to quit that shit and force yourself to be better. Now, with me, force yourself to be better. Sometimes you got to be like,

damn, now I got no choice. You got to put yourself in that situation and the driver's seat of no choice sometimes. Yo, I think, yeah, that's the reason. I've never got to the point where I'm like, oh, that's it, I'm on. And I never will. And that's how you fucking stay on

is by never feeling like you're doing enough. I always, no matter what we accomplish in a day, I'm always going to feel like I could have done more. I could have worked harder. So, you know. Do you work hard? You've been working hard all your life? Or did daddy give it to you?

Because your daddy own. My dad. But the thing is, no, he does five bodegas. He owned like five bodegas in New York. He do not own no bodegas. My father owns factories that make metal for airplanes of Russia. What do you mean? That nigga is multi-millionaire.

My father owns a hotel, factories. No, no, no. Shout out to your daddy, but your daddy gonna need you a bag. Like, you got a bag coming. No, no, listen. Oh, is that why you're on the date? Hell yeah, I'm like, man. He's got to find out.

Hey, daddy about to leave her. Bro. Go have a whole bag for her church. No, I told you. We could put a thing on each other. Oh, yeah, the life insurance policies. So I'll let you put one on me, but then I'm putting one on you too. And I have to make the payments, but then if you die.

I get all that money. But I already promised him that I have to like make sure his funeral, oh, that's just going to be a million dollar funeral. Every one of his holes is getting a fucking new outfit, getting flown in on a private fucking jet. Yup, y'all all sitting in the front. And if you're in a bitch that doesn't fucking cry, you're getting smacked. Yeah, man.

The fuck, I promise. I'm going to do your funeral right. But do my funeral right too. You know, I'll be honest with you. Uh-oh. What I would do, honestly, if I put a life for insurance policy. Oh, you out. No.

You said you would pay for my funeral. I would. I'd pay for your funeral. And then give my father. I would look out for your daddy. Not hush money. You act like I murdered you. Like, damn.

I'm like, hey, bro. I know this shit was faulty. No. No, what I meant was hush. If he accepts that your daddy was colder than you thought. We're Russian. No. We're Russian.

He's accepting it. We're going to say no to free money. Bro, I will slap him from heaven. From hell. I'm sorry. I'll be like, fuck. This nigg is a multi-millionaire probably already. No, no, no.

My dad got money, but growing up knowing that. How did he treat you like how was it for you growing up? Oh shit. Hey, for a little, I call her a damn baby. He wasn't even a homie yet. I didn't even know we have money growing up, to be honest. I didn't know. The only reason I started founding out is because my dad, he never gave me what I wanted.

He gave me what I needed, right? But then when my friends would come over in my house, they'd be like, wow, it's like MTV cribs in here. And I was like, what? This ain't shit. Let me see your house. And I would go to their house. And it was like, what the fuck?

So I started realizing maybe we have a little bit of money more than other people. But then when I found out we actually have money, I was like, I was already old enough to where my father said, you want something, go work for it. He was done giving me money when I was like 23. And literally, at this point, I pay my rent, his rent in New York, his rent in Miami. And I pay my mother a consulting fee. I pay her a consulting fee. What you got coming. And you're like, I'll pay your fucking rent.

Even though you love your daddy. Honestly. But you don't give a fuck. You like shit. I told my father a long time ago that I don't give a, I don't need you from him. Like, I know how to make money very well. So. You do, my.

And that's not taking nothing from it. I know you want it. You're like, bitch. You got it coming. You got it coming. What he wanted to say is I got it coming. No, I don't. No, because you know what I always look at it like this.

Like any chick that I would ever mess with or have messed with that may have something like that coming. I don't bank on that because like how you were saying for yourself, I'm a make, I'm a getting money-ass nigga already. Yeah, you are. Like, I'm not going to sit there and bank my life off of in hopes that you get something. No.

And when you get it, you come and look out for me. No, I got to still stay on the bathroom. No, my. One thing with you is you, like, since I've met you, you have pushed me to be better. Yeah. Like, I used to like work like three, four times a week.

Like, but then I need like three ugly days out of the week. And he's like, you should be good every day. Every day. And so now every day I, I get up do my makeup. Every mother fucking day. Bro, that shit is hard being fly every day. Hey, you know what?

It gets easy when you throw it into habit. Because you threw it into habit. Yeah. Every habit, hey, they always say it takes 14 days to create a habit. It takes 14 days to break one. 14? I thought it took 30. Shit, I say 14, honestly.

No. That's when you stop. No, because you know what? After this is when your body stops craving it. Your mind always does. That's true. It's more of a mind crave, more than a body crave, because there's people that do drugs and shit like that.

they won't be, they're going to be sick, hell yeah, they're going to be fucked up off heroin, off anything for two weeks, hell yeah, they'll be throwing up, shitting on themselves, all types of shit. Yeah. But after that, the body doesn't want any, no more. It's the mind that wants it.

The mind craves it for years to come. Yeah. Years to come. That's why people stay going to AA meetings. People stay going to shit like that. Yeah, because it never leaves you fully. It never leaves your mind. Yeah, it doesn't.

That's true. Like, they're like, man, I want to drink. Even though their body's not craving it, their body's been over the craving of it, their mind's, craving it. And the mind always needs, it has a need to feed. The mind has a need to feed. That's what it's here for. It's supposed to feed on knowledge. Supposed to feed on energy. Your mind's supposed to feed on a lot of things. Yeah, I feel, I really do feed on knowledge.

Like, especially, you know, like. You ever any vices? Like what? Like, oh, like drugs. They ever did drugs like really bad. I didn't say drugs. They did drugs. Real drugs. I've done. So I'm from Brooklyn. So, of course, I've tried Zanz. Yeah. Perks. You ever did meth? Hell no. Oh, wait, I think I don't want to... Heroin.

Okay. Never shut up. You never just... No. Today, fuck this shit. No. No, look at my veins. You tell me.

And they could have cleared up by now. No, so what I think is, I think accidentally I did do meth one time. So I did Molly, but it didn't feel like Molly. Oh, and this is why I don't get on boats. I hate boat parties. It was in New York. It was the winter. We went on a boat party.

My friend gave me a Molly. After an hour, I'm like, this ain't Molly. This ain't Molly. So I'm like, ooh, when are we getting off this boat? And someone said, in five hours. I said, what? I was in the corner in the club.

It was music playing loud. Imagine listening to Daddy Yankee. And why are you literally in the corner? Like, oh, get me the fuck home. I was like, get me the fuck out of here. You seem like a chick that don't like to be in control, not to not be in control of your fate. I like to feel like, yeah.

So to feel like you're sitting there and you're out of place. Yeah. Like you're not being able to control yourself. But I'm always in control. And I'll say this like even when I. You weren't that day. No, no, no. I was still in control because if somebody came next to me and tried to touch me,

I still had control over my body where I will still kill you. But I'm saying like even when I drink, like I've drunk before to where I was blackout drunk, but I still knew what I was doing. It's weird as hell. You're rocking back and forth like you're in a VH1 rock dock and everybody's just watching you sit Indian style on the floor and sing your songs. No, the most fuckup I've ever been was probably just drinking.

Yeah, I don't really do drugs like besides, weed like me just even doing weed and alcohol together your content's natural is what I'm trying to get you like the content that you put out it's not you being you know drunk or high or under the influence of nothing it's really just you like this is what you think of this is shit you like to do I really like when I'm working I don't smoke I don't drink until I'm done once I'm done then we could smoke take a shot whatever but during the work I try really not to because I need to focus so The only time I ever really drank is like during World Star Live, which I don't know why I was doing that because I guess I was nervous.

But yo, World's Rive, you can't win anyway because people come on there to hate you. So it's like and everything goes wrong during a live and you have to be prepared for anything to go wrong. You know what I mean? You have guests coming on. You might not see them. It's like so it's better to be sober when you're doing content because you're going to make a fool out of yourself to be honest. If you're like, well, you know how to like handle yourself. Yeah.

But if I, if you know you can't, you better off not doing it. Like, I'm very off, you're what? I'm a veteran. A veteran. A veteran. Yeah, you know what you're doing. For sure. I think you know what you're doing.

I definitely. What am I doing, though? I think we know it. Talking shit and swallow and spit. That's about all you do, sweet. That's about all you do. You know what I'm saying? It's talk shit and swallow spit.

It's about it. That's all? But I, but I definitely, look, I definitely respect it. Like, do you ever, um, you ever, um, you ever, plan on like just getting away from that like this is just a question for you because I'm curious I don't know if you get asked this like are you ever planning on getting away from the only fans and just going 100% full skits yeah I plan on by I mean I'm planning this year this is you this is your listen this is your capsule so anything you're about to tell yourself this going to and you have to

speak things into you have to speak things into existence because if you say I can't do it I can't you could do anything bro you just have to want it and this year 2000 24, I'm going to make more on my, from skits, from YouTube, I'm going to make more than OnlyFans. It's going to get to the point where I don't even need an OnlyFans. So that's the goal for this year. Yeah. So you're saying you didn't come in and trying to be a natural slut butt, thought, but.

It just happened. It came in because you knew there was money and you make a move. Listen, I'm from Brooklyn. Free money, I'll take it. Yeah. I made, you know, it was funny because I met one of your friends the other day online. Like, we was all talking. It was after the World Star.

She's a lesbian. Very beautiful lesbian. Yeah. And you can tell she likes women, but she's like, yeah, I got the only fans. Yeah. Cater the men. Yeah. You know, she's like, I cater to the men because she understands like it's a bag in it.

She's not that locked up in it. She's like, shit, I'll let them see what it is. Like, what are we doing? Yeah. You know, so it's crazy to see some people that actually get into it. Like, they, it's not crazy because that's the game that I come from. Like, nobody's in this shit. Like, I didn't get in this for a style.

There's, one thing that's disgusting. That bitches be doing on OnlyFans. There's certain girls that I don't fuck with that literally already look young. So what they do is they try to make themselves look even younger. They'll literally put pigtails, put braces on their teeth when they don't need them, and put freckles with me. No, that reminds me of. To do pedophile porn, basically. Yeah, Nala.

Yeah. For sure. For sure. For sure. And you know what's so crazy is because her little ass got to talking shit, she didn't want that interview to come out. I sat down with this girl. Her name's Nala, a little redhead, little pig tail chick. I walk in the room.

I sit down since we couldn't put it out because she was trying to threaten the suit. But then she got on her fucking TikTok and she got to talk of shit about me and saying now she was sobbing and all the extra shit. So I walk in the room. She's sitting there. Schoolgirl clothes. some Chuck Taylor's, I believe, she's sitting there with like her legs open, just like flopping her legs like this.

Like no womanly etiquette. Like no legs closed or sitting there like, she's just sitting there like she's a little girl like just with her legs open where you can kind of see things and all types of shit. I'm like, and we just sit down and I'm like,

who are you really catering to? You know what I'm saying? I wasn't even meaning, I don't know if she does that because I think knowledge. Man, I look at that. When I speak on the, pedophile porn.

Man, I saw her. In my opinion, she wasn't the one I was speaking on. There's another girl that I was speaking on. I'm lying. When it comes to, no, no, no, I get that. When it comes to Nala, from what I know, because she invited me to an orgy,

I have a whole story about that. And she, from what I understand, she does porn, porn. And in real life, she is a sweet girl. I'm not going to lie. I think she was just damaged when she was a child. You know what I mean? But it's, and it's fucked up. you know, because she's not a bad person.

I just saw the aesthetics of everything. Yeah. I was just like, I was taken back. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because I'm like, this is a grown-ass woman sitting here. That was a situation maybe where she probably was molested as a child and kind of like her head was fucked up already from the jump. And it sucks because she is a sweet girl.

But a lot of people, and I'm saying this all because her manager, I don't need him coming after me because he'd be coming after people. Already, yeah. But, yeah. Like I said, we didn't drop the interview either, though. Like, that's why I was just like, fucking. That, I think, that talks. But then she goes on and goes and talk shit, though. And it's like, damn.

Like, I mean, this shit lasted nine minutes. That's crazy. It was going to go crazy. Yeah. Especially at the time when everything is doing. I mean, you're not that hard to last. Like, nine minutes. I think, yeah, it's just, the thing with him is when he's right, don't argue with him.

Yeah, because that's the thing At least y'all know there's some women in the world That know this shit, man And it just so happens to be a woman that was raised by a father Come on, maybe that's the fucking problem Maybe just bitches with no fathers don't like it So they don't know I grew up around men

Like I played sports my whole life So it's like I look at things of both ways Oh, I will kill you at volleyball. Tennis, ooh, you will never win How you do it now? Like, were you still play tennis? I was playing tennis. with Christina and Coachella. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. You still got it? I got it. But volleyball? I used to spike the fuck out of that ball. You seem like you like to hit shit. I love to hit shit. Especially from dating you.

Yeah. You got problems. Like, for real, like, you can tell, like, just her hand gestures, just like she's showing you. Not because I'll be arguing my man doing this. Like, oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Okay.

And it's like, bitch, what the fuck you doing? You're not doing nothing. What? For real. Bro, you're right, I'm not. Not. See, in my life, I've really had growth and understanding. So, see, I understand that, hey, if it really fucking bothers you, get away.

Yeah. Like you said, I got control problems. I don't want nobody to control me, so I'm not going to let nobody sit there and control my fate. And I'm damn sure I'm about to sit there and put my hands on this bitch to where she can control my fate and want to call the police and say anything and put me in jail. Now, this bitch gets to live her life, but I got to sit here and think about this shit on these long today.

You're not handsy at all, actually. I'm cool. And I'm cool. Because you can't be putting your hands on people, and I told your asses. Because you even told me, you could beat people up with your words. You don't have to put hands on them. They're going to sue you. They will sue your motherfucking ass.

But I was right the last time I didn't. You were not right. You said I was right. You said I was right. You're not right for how you move today. Why? Nothing happened to them. You know, a 10 years ago, you, hell yeah, that shit could have flew.

That's true. I know. He would have never even thought of, there would never be nothing alluding to the fact of like, oh, a person will want to sue you. So there was a story. Because back then it's like they probably didn't think she had anything. Now it's like, yeah, they know that's true. What had happened? Let's

tell the viewers about what happens so they can get up to speed like about why we're talking about that you put in your hands. Because I plan to go back there. Yeah, you can't be putting your hands on people. Basically like, okay, so I was doing lives like in a strip club and the security guard was like been trying to

like get at me. But every time he calls me, the reason I gave him even my numbers because two, if I ever need to come there and let's say the manager's not there, I need to have everyone's number so I could get in here. So he took that as he started calling me every day trying to have combos with me. But I'm like, bro, I got no time for little combos

with like losers, no offense. But like, especially when you're calling me just to complain, well, I ain't got time for this shit. I'd rather talk to someone about content about what were you going to do next, how are we going to make money. I ain't got time to listen to you complain, bro. You ain't got no shit to do anyway,

fucking miserable fuck. Yeah. So motherfucker like, the last time I was there, he basically, as I was leaving, trying to smack my ass. Like, I'm like, bro, like, I'm not a stripper. Like, no, no, nothing wrong being a stripper, but I don't work here.

How you fucking, I'm coming in here. You know what I, how you, so I literally, like, I went. And in Miami, bitches hang out of strip clubs. Yeah. Like, bitches go there. Like, it's normal. It's like, in Miami, a normal date is a man taking you to dinner and then taking you to a strip club after.

That's a normal date. So I'm like, always in strip clubs. And no one fucking, bro. I don't but the way yeah so he slapped my ass and literally I turned around grabbed him by the throat put my nails in his throat like pushed them against the fucking thing and was like screaming at him that's when Christina walked up and said everything's okay I'm like yep everything's good and then we left motherfucker was like calling me even more now because he goes oh I like that shit I was like he's a fucking loser so when I came back to the club because I just wanted to do some skits I brought my assistant ooh the minute he's seen a guy with me automatically he was just in there giving me dirty look and he was just in there giving me dirty look. I try to say hi to him. He was like, I'm like, okay. Like, what kind of man acts like this? Oh, so this will happen.

So we go back into the private room, me and my assistant, because that's where I was going to like, that's where all my shit was. Every time I come to the strip club, they give me the private room to like do whatever I want. Like, so what I do is I'm getting my outfit out of my bag and I'm going into the bathroom to change into my stripper outfit because, and I don't change in front of my assistant.

You know what I mean? That's not my boyfriend. Why are you wearing a stripper outfit? I was doing a skit about strippers, so I was trying to do a paid-in-full. Okay, because I'm trying to figure out why the fuck you're putting on stripper gear, and you wonder why that man's slapping your ass. You can see why he would probably catch the wrong end? I was there.

I called the manager. I said, hi, can I just come do skits? It was early in the day. No one was in there, so it was the perfect time to do some skits about being a stripper. So I wanted to do a skit where I'm like some paid-in-full shit. Like, yo, you know, a bitch could lead a game. But if I leave, a fan still don't love me. You can't be fucking up.

The fit, go love me, V. And, yo, so tell me how I go into, like, I'm talking mad shit. So, because when we get into the little room, I'm like, my assistant goes, yo, what the fuck is this problem? Because I'm with you. I'm not fucking you. I'm like, I know. Like, so I start talking shit.

I'm like, oh, it's because this is his birthday. Like, it's because I didn't say happy birthday to him. Like, I try to go into the bathroom. The bathroom doors closed. This motherfucker while I was outside shooting and came back in, he sneaked into the room, sneaked into the bathroom and locked the door. so he could listen into my conversation. I guess he didn't realize I don't change in front of my assistant.

I was going to need to use the bathroom. So because when I was going into the bathroom, he's in there and I'm trying to open the door. I go, yo, who the fuck is in here? He goes, I heard everything. I'm like, oh, hell no. Like, so any other bitch would have just been embarrassed and left, right? Like, oh, shit, let's go. Oh, not you.

Not me. I am wearing, so imagine I'm wearing literally, I was already wearing a slutty outfit and Tim's, right? I wasn't in my stripper outfit yet, but it was a, oh, my. most stripper outfit. So I'm like, oh, hell no. So you like to dress like a slug, but if they approach you like one, it's going to be an issue. No, no, no.

Wait, let me finish the story and then I'll answer that. Okay, so, because I know you're doing the Dave Shepal shit that. Because I'm dressed as a cop. Doesn't mean I'm a fucking. No, no, no. Wait. No, I'm there to do skids. Bro, I come in in sweats and I'm going to change to do skids.

Like, okay. So he goes, I heard everything. So I'm like, motherfucker, I'm glad you heard everything. Because what did I do wrong? I had every right to fucking get mad because you talk. Touched me. You don't touch a person without their fucking permission. I don't like that shit, bro.

Like, I don't play hard to get. If I want you, you're going to know. I'm just fucking, you're going to know. Don't, like, what? So I'm just like, bro, get the fuck out. He goes, I'm taking a shit. I said, what? Get the fuck out.

You're not taking a shit in here. Bro, we all know he wasn't taking a shit. He was in there listening into my conversation. The problem was this dumb ass really did take his pants off and was sitting on the toilet because I see him through the cracks smoking a blind. So I go, bro, get out. So I try to open the door because it was a sliding door. This motherfucker shut the door mad hard on my fucking hand.

So I go, oh, hell no. So I back up and I fucking kick the door open with my tim, broke the whole door down. And in my mind, I'm not, I'm not even thinking. You're a nuisance. Yeah. Nucousin. You're a problem. Yeah.

So I literally go, bro, get the fuck out. So now the manager comes in because he heard the door getting broke down. And I'm like, get him the fuck out. He goes, this motherfucker try to fight me. The security guard goes to try to fight me. And I'm like, my sister literally sitting there like this, which it's okay. I don't need you to do shit, but you know what I mean?

You can't be listening. I only wanted you to tell a story because it adds up to what I'm saying. You cannot be doing shit like that. Listen, you cannot. I know, I know I cannot. Is there anything before we get out of it? Is there anything else that's up coming for you? You want your fans.

You want the viewers to know. You want them to know what's on the ways or anything coming for you. Yeah. We're going to be doing a lot this year. So you're still going to be working with WorldSung. Hell, yeah. Are you going to do those so that the three shows that you were talking about earlier, you're going to do all those with World Star?

I'm trying to, yeah. I think I could do all three. You should come do them with us. Oh, yeah. No, I will definitely be seeing me on no joke for more. All it is is a hop skip and a conversation away. Listen, I told you. It's only a conversation away, you know.

I told you, I'm down to come more because we got a lot of work to do. We're a start bagging you. by one before you know it man shit we're going to have the whole arsenal up i appreciate you for just coming and sitting down it's been a pleasure and honor to do some content with you and work with you you know and just see what you want to be honest i think you'd be fitting you do real good on the news you talk your little shit i love doing the news i have fun my favorite is when it's you in brick like i always like if it's you and brick i'll stay for an hour at least to watch it even if I'm doing shit just because your dynamic is so good because you're really friends in

real life. I think, but that's why I feel like our content's good too because like we actually cool in real life. So it's like, you know, you're hard not to be cool with. Man, you know, you tell them, man, they think that I'm just the most, you know, diabolical. I mean, I am. You're diabolical. Inside of the West Coast, you know, I mean.

But hey, man, I mean, well, you know, and I'm going to keep dropping this content. I'm going to just bringing my people through and just showing them, hey, man, shit, we be all, we move. Well, as someone that knows you in real life and actually, speaks to you on a daily and has been around you a lot. Like, I will say, as long, bro, he got some good advice. Like, he's literally, like, help me. She's told me that I've been right more than I've been wrong.

You definitely, yeah. And I don't, I don't listen to a lot of people. But I will say you are very nice, very sweet. And, you know. I appreciate you. We're going to go get some McDonald's. You ready? Yes.

Are we really? Yeah, what you like from there? What you like on? Oh, chicken nuggets, french fries. A McFlurry. Yeah. And I want to try cooking. I always tell him make it fresh.

Don't even trip, baby. You're going to get it right. And for him, they will do it. You want something, Jersey? We're going to McDonald's. You want some? No, we can't do Wendy's. Oh, no, you, uh.

You know, when you told me last night that Wendy's is the most, uh, fattening. It was on the list of worst foods ever. Of worst foods. I was like, damn, that just changed my old perception of the four for four. What's your favorite just bad food? Like, if you had to have like a last meal, what's your, what's your meal? Yeah.

I'd have to say, man, I need me probably. I'm going to want a few things. I'm going to want some, man, some chicken fingers, hot, extra ranch, you know, some celery sticks and whatnot, you know. I'm going to definitely want me a pizza, but I ain't talking about no pizza and shit neither. Like, I like that real mom and pop's pizza real. Like, I try to find the holes in the wall. You know what I'm saying? Paul's.

So I try to get that, try to give me a, man, a nice homemade pizza, man. And I know this might be off and might throw you all up a little bit. but a man, it's a fried catfish on the side. I'll be all right. I'll be all right, man. I can say I ate what I wanted to that day. That's your favorite shit? Like that?

I could say if I was on that, bro, yeah, I ate what I was my last meal. Hey, man, I could say, I ate what I wanted to eat. Do you know how to make anything? Yeah. Do you know how to cook? A lot of things. Okay, name one. Steak, chicken.

You know how to put it all together. What you're cooking in an air fire? Sure, what you're buying? We'll go ahead. We'll shit. You know what we should do like a little cooking thing. Like you want to like cook together? Yeah.

What you want to do? Salmon. Nah. It's bland. I know. You hate salmon. I want that shit. Let's make like some gumbo or something.

Wait, okay. We got to really sit there and stir the roof. No, not grumble. Come on. Like that's hard. Like 45 minutes. Can it be a little more simpler? How about you just doing this?

It ain't that hard? Can be a little more simpler? Use your hands in your arms before. You'd be all right. Can we do it with Hennessy? Can we not do Jameson? I'm not. drinking Hennessy. You were just drinking

Hennessy for the past few days. I had to. You had to? But if it's my choice, well, that's all I had. I will say you're more fun on Hennessy than you are in Jameson. Jameson, you get into like real heavy talks. Stop trying to listen. No, it's, you're fun either way. You know what you need to stop trying to do?

What? Hey, you think you know. I know what? You think you know, but you think you know. You think you know, but you don't know, baby. There's mystery to this. Every day you're going to learn something new. Oh, I've been learning every day. It's a lot of years. a lot of years of shit, baby. Yeah. It's a whole lot of years.

No, I think you definitely. A lot of shit we're going to have to sort through. Yeah. For sure. Come on. Love having you here. It's been, it's definitely been fun. Donnie, if you enjoyed this conversation, we've been.

Good. Good. First of the time was 50 minutes. Man. 5.0? Well, it's like 110. 5.0? You should have let me interview you.

Let me ask you some questions. What would you would have ever asked? What? Can I? You want to interview me? Yeah, please. Please, please, please. Let me ask you some shit.

I say please one more time like that. Please. He's going to say no. Let me. I can't ask you a bunch of questions. For sure. Listen, I'm not going to sit here and have you on like I have you on and do things with you. And not.

You tell me you want to interview. Hey, come on. I'll be honest with you. I'll stop doing interviews. Why? Like I did my last one with court. Shout out to court. That was good.

That was my partner, but me and him, we were supposed to bend did it, and it's been some months. Not an interview. A conversation over cocktails. Can we do that? Of course. I'll get some honey. I'll get you some. I don't want the Hennessy.

Okay. Stop trying to force it on me. We're going to get some black air forces. Both of us are going to put them on. I'm going to take you right now. And then I'll even open the door for you at the Nike store. I promise. What's it called?

To go fix your narrative. Yeah. To go get what you want me to do. Of course, you go open the door and see. That's what's the problem with women, right? They'll do shit. They'll go above and beyond. At least he knows that.

When it's for some shit they want. And it's hard, right? It's hard. It's fucking with a man that knows already what it is. Damn, man. Come on. Y'all always go above and beyond for some weird ass shit y'all want to do. I know.

Nah, that's true. That is true. Nah, but just a conversation over cocktails. You could drink whatever you want. No, let's do it. We can do it. Where do you want to do it at? Miami?

Want to do it Miami? Yeah. You call me for New Year's? Do Miami? I don't know. Yeah, I think Josh said you're not working on the second or third. I think you need to just come. Josh don't know what I'm doing.

I actually asked him not to put you on the schedule. Man, Josh don't know what I'm doing. Listen, if I'm not working here that day, I bet you I'm still going to be working. So if I get a Mint Flight, you're not getting on it? Oh, that MENT flight do sound good. Yeah, you know you want that. I'm trying to move. That men flight do.

Yeah, real good. Is it moving you? Kick back. They're going to wake me up to an invigorating sensation or something cooking. Nah. Because I wrote it. Nah, you're trying to trick me. You're trying to trick me.

You try to put me a trick back. Nah, not definitely. We do have to do it in Miami. No, we will. I think it'll be. We didn't, like, we need to go to the beach at least or the pool, something. Sure. Yeah.

Let me throw some suntan lotion on your back. I'm going to sit there. No, you can't do that. Like a pain boy, you just like, just see how it comes out. What you mean? not plus there's so much shit to do in Miami like besides like all the content there's a lot of shit we could do like

I mean I had plans for us but you're like I've never been to Miami in my life listen when you came I had plans it's just we ended up not going I was trying to take him to poppy steak but that that reservation went through and then I don't go too many uh I don't know I got to watch myself

especially when I be like you have to think about it sweetie see that's where you fuck up and you need to let the man Why you say don't sweetie me, sweetie me, sweetie me. You know what the fuck I mean. No, I don't sweeten me, but I hate when you sweeten me. But let's be honest, right? Yeah. Like, no, no, I know that you got to watch where you are, especially if you're in another

city. You're in another city. Nah. And on some real shit, you do have to think like that, especially being with a bitch because bitches, you never fucking know. Y'all don't think about it. You don't think about it. You're like, I just want to go have fun.

You know, yada, yada, yada. Yeah. For men, it's dangerous. Anytime they step out of the house, there's a time where some bad shit to happen. You know what I'm saying? but you got to really watch yourself. Like, who's going to be there? You start acting like a concerned parent.

Well, who's going to be there? Where is it at? What times it's start? What times it in? Who's throwing this shit? Whatever the case may be. You got to know all that shit. Yeah.

That shit matters, man. Yeah. But, I mean, you know, you know how to maneuver. I know how to maneuver for sure. Yeah. All you got to do is just listen to me. Follow my lead. What I got to do is follow my lead, baby.

I told you. We're going to win. Wins on top of wins. This has been another double. you and another amazing episode, baby. I appreciate you for coming and sitting down with me. Thank you, Father. For sure.

And you know, hopefully we could do more content in the future. You did? We are. Hey, mate. This has been another episode of the Sharp Tank. No Jumper. Sharpest, coolest podcast in the world. Thank you, beautiful.

Hey, Donnie, shoot us out the motherfucking gym.