No Jumper - Disconnected Ep. 29

Starting point is 00:00:00 Yeah, my should be moist as fuck all the time Beard, but like my beard be tripping sometimes bro. You got zero beard, dear. Yeah, I don't even got a beer Yeah, I feel like you're gonna be like you're gonna look like 19 for like the like for like for I shave my face like I have to do it at least in within every two days No, but I feel like you're just gonna look young until you get like old and then you're gonna look old as fuck out of nowhere He's on his Benjamin button shit Like it's just gonna there's not gonna be any type of gradual transition the thing about Yuri though is I feel like he's like for like for like last 10 years look like 26 or 27. Bro, no, no, no, no, no. I feel like you've looked 27 for the last five years.

Starting point is 00:00:36 No, no, no, no. I still don't look 27. I feel like you've looked 23, 22 since I've known you. You know, what's funny, though, is I was just talking about the other day on stream is for a while, every time I bought alcohol, I would always get IDed. No, 1,000%. Even if I let my, you know, hair, facial hair grow out or whatever it was, no matter how I looked, even if I just pulled up in a call right outside the door, they would always

Starting point is 00:00:57 check my ID. Now, recently, the past month or two, you know, I'm just. two, I have not been getting ID'd at all. Even like young people who are like grocery store attendance are still not even checking my IDs. They always check everyone's ID. You think they look at me and I'm like, bro, like what about me? But also when I go to the grocery store, I go without a hat. So maybe it's the, the hat.

Starting point is 00:01:14 Yeah. When you have no hair that just like you look like you were just about buy some backwoods. Looks like I just got out the army or something. But you never like tried growing out your whole beard or like what's the longest you ever got with facial hair? I don't like facial hair because like every time I've seen someone with facial hair eat, You always see like something going to the beard. You wipe it off, right?

Starting point is 00:01:32 But you still like it's... Why are you watching niggas eat, bro? I'm not watching people eat. I'm just saying, I like the idea of, like, food going in my beard. It's like... But that's like if you got like some Santa Claus shit going on. Because like... Or that's like if you're just eating like a child.

Starting point is 00:01:45 Bro, yeah, like... You're eating a child? Eating like a child as you. You didn't hear you. Come on. I heard that. He's trying to force the funny. It's okay.

Starting point is 00:01:55 Which I mean, no. But I'm saying like... I don't have like nach cheese. Like nacho cheese dripping down Like my fucking My little goat I don't know if you knew But like there's like mirrors

Starting point is 00:02:05 There's sinks with water There's like There's spoons There's phones That you can look at yourself Strauss But I've seen you eat some messy glizzies before And I know you've got some like ketchup

Starting point is 00:02:15 Or some mustard on your beard before You've never seen me with must You've never seen me walk around with mustard But you'll wipe it instantly obviously But I'm just saying So you think that like condiments only are attracted to hair And that it at the state wouldn't stay on your face.

Starting point is 00:02:30 It just, if I put every meal I had next to my hair, it would gross me out. So that's why I try to keep the hair away from my entry zone for my food. I want you to know that everything you're saying right now, I'm trying to comprehend, but I'm not really picking up what you're putting. But comprehend this, though, on the topic of weenies. Oh. You had an exotic meal yesterday, right? Well, you did.

Starting point is 00:02:54 This is my first time trying to Hispanic delicacy. Mexican delicacy, we can say? Yeah. Or Hispanic general. No, let me say, first of all, I'll never let this grown-ass man feed you know, weenies on a fucking fork. Wait, hold on, I have something to say about that. I fed myself.

Starting point is 00:03:09 Was it? Right, he fed you. No, he didn't. Yeah. You didn't put it into my mouth. Fet by Blasey. You didn't put it into my mouth, pause. That's not what I saw in the video.

Starting point is 00:03:20 You did feed him, right? Yeah. No, you did it. No, I'm kidding. Wait, hold on. Was it raw? Was it the hot dog raw? Bro, listen.

Starting point is 00:03:27 Okay. All right. So let's go ahead. and just eliminate this theory here. Okay. So if you look at a hot dog packaging, it says cooked. It says fully cooked.

Starting point is 00:03:39 So really you're just reheating sometimes you've got to speak on it. Thank you. Really, really you're just reheating the hot dog, right? But I'm not going to say... And that's how you get cancer. I'm going to say reading the instructions on a hot dog package is crazy. It just says it right there. You don't read anything other than the intellectual. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:03:58 You don't read anything. Don't even read it. He just looks for the word Corona. And that's all he's happy. That's all he's looking at is shit. Yeah, bro. Some of us aren't sheep, but we read hot dog nutrition. And some of us don't try to dress like sublime fans.

Starting point is 00:04:11 Niggas, what the for you're talking about? Bro, you still dress like Benazis Beach. Yeah, for real. This is like Benis Beach in the wintertime. Oh, what? It's too cold. Like, it's too cold. So he had to throw the-dial.

Starting point is 00:04:23 You dress like a GTA-5 MPC. Oh, okay. This, nigga. No, but. You dress like. You hang out at the bowl. You dress like you just left Sheik. Guys.

Starting point is 00:04:32 You dress like you just left the rave. You just like you just left the skate park. Hold on, hold on. You can literally have the skate park fit on. I do know. We can save the roasting for later. Let's get on this weenie conversation. Because I've been, I forgot when I brought it up.

Starting point is 00:04:44 It was either disconnected or no jumper show when I got brought on one time, but I brought on the fact that when I was a kid, I used to eat just raw hot dogs. That's crazy though. And sometimes I would slice them into slices and microwave it and dip in ketchup or or must or whatever was. But like, sometimes I would just grab it with a we need just like eat it just like that

Starting point is 00:05:00 and people thought I was crazy That is crazy, what the fuck? But listen to you did it You said it was delicious But listen listen listen I'm not saying That like I was completely against it Y'all were trying to crucify me on Instagram

Starting point is 00:05:14 I'm so hot bro Cold winies lime and thabatio Listen listen I got an open mind bro I wasn't fucking with it At the thought of it It sounded crazy right But I'm the type of nigga you know

Starting point is 00:05:26 I'll try it once See if I like it right Minded. So the nigga brings me the fork with two, two chopped glizzy pieces on it with some top of teal and lime. Okay. It was glist. The sauce was glistening on top.

Starting point is 00:05:40 The fucking weenie looked cooked low key. I'm not going to lie to you. Good poultry. It's not poultry. Poultry is chicken. But beef. Spragie. Yeah, like the poultry.

Starting point is 00:05:51 The poultry with the lemon. The poultry with the lemon lime. What did you wash down the weenie with? It was just raw weenie. in my mouth It was raw weenie Because if you said Sprite You would have to fade

Starting point is 00:06:04 It was raw weenie Cut into pieces Was it gas though Listen I took it There's a video I saw Of my entire reaction

Starting point is 00:06:12 Right Everybody's like Oh my God Monté Don't I take a bite I take a bite Oh no And then like

Starting point is 00:06:18 You see the spark Kind of go off In my head Yeah Damn this is actually kind of good Like I didn't lie at all It was good

Starting point is 00:06:24 It was like If you want me to be honest It was actually good as fuck. Yes. How much would you pay for a plate of those cold weenies? I would not.

Starting point is 00:06:32 I would not be paying my hard earned no jumper podcast money. But next time you go to the Blasey barbecue, are you grabbing, are you going to the cold we need tray with the lime and the tabatio on the side? I mean, breaking the rules already.

Starting point is 00:06:47 Why can't we just throw the weanies on the grill? I mean, like, and then put the lime and tapatio on. It's some chicken and beef on there. You save a lot of time and also environmental fucking toxins by throwing on the grill. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:06:59 Like, fuck throwing on the grill. And are you going to put in on charcoal? Right. I know how to chef up some charcoal. Brough. Chef up some. All right. I know how to get it started.

Starting point is 00:07:07 Okay, okay. Okay, that's a man. But I think that's like the deepest I'm going to go with the food shit. Like, I've treated. I kind of soared with the ketchup. Sorry, with the chicken and Sprite. Yeah. And then I kind of.

Starting point is 00:07:19 I don't know about like this last one I didn't know about. But I kind of got close to home with the chicken. Sorry, with the eggs and ketchup. No, that. And I was crucified for this cold weenie shit, but I'm glad you're able to explain to the people, bro. And let them know, check your hot dog, you know, labels because it might be cooked already. Exactly. And also, bro, don't be afraid to slice up an uncooked hot dog throwing the microwave for a minute.

Starting point is 00:07:44 Squirt some ketchup. Boom. It is cooked, though. Insanely good. And in the words of my boy, Ryder, once you cook it, it can never be uncooked. Thank you. Br, that's the realest shit I ever heard, bro. That's the realest shit I ever heard, wow.

Starting point is 00:08:01 Once it's cooked, you can never uncooked it. On Venice Beach, you never had to eat a raw dog? Bro. Oh, he probably ate a lot of raw shit on. Yeah, he eat a lot of sushi, bro. We ain't eat raw hot dogs. Yeah, that you caught with your bare hands in the ocean. That's the best thing.

Starting point is 00:08:14 Yeah, bro. Sushi is not just raw ham. Do you support fishing? Yeah. Okay. It's a sport, bro. That's his homies. That's what I'm saying.

Starting point is 00:08:22 It's weird. So you support people killing your friends. That's kind of crazy. Wow. Okay, look, let's do a little drip check around the table, and I got something I got to speak on, all right? So let's go ahead and let's start off with Yuri today, man. Oh, we always start off of him. Yuri walked in and showed me his chain again for like the third time.

Starting point is 00:08:39 Like, look, how's the-one's? That's just busting, bro. No, it's busting, but it's just funny because he did the exact same thing to me last week. Is that like a Buddha piece? Mona Lisa. Oh, yeah. I forgot I did that. It's okay.

Starting point is 00:08:51 I came in today and I was like, housewoman, look at my first chain ever. He's like, you already showed me this. And I'm like, oh. But I just wanted you to know that it wasn't the first time I've seen it. It's actually a nice piece. Thank you. Shout to contraband for the chain. For the ice.

Starting point is 00:09:03 And ice and necklace or silver or whatever. Supreme Hat. Shout to resale. DB. Sharp Tank. Shout to Sharp. And then also our interview is going to be dropping. Sometimes soon, hopefully, or whatever, I did an interview with Sharp on Sharp Tank.

Starting point is 00:09:18 Shout out of Sharp. Ross Denham or what? Carnival. No, ROSS. These carnival sweats, which I just, they're very comfy. He said ROS. Yeah, I'm so confused. That was slick.

Starting point is 00:09:28 That was, I'm like, that's cool. What did that even mean? It's a cool story. Riley's mom told me that one. It makes Ross sound better. I was like, that's a dumb website. I was like, ROS says, I'm going to go there tonight. Yeah, right.

Starting point is 00:09:37 Wait, wait, let me see the jeans. Let me see it. It's not genius. It's hilarious. It just says carnival down the leg. And then also these Amostillo trucks. Shout out to, shout out to Emma Stillo. Shout to them.

Starting point is 00:09:46 Yeah, that's hard. We have highlighter next. Highlighter, oh, come on. As soon as Erie walked up to me I was like, oh well, I guess we won't miss you today. I was like, what do you mean? He's like, yeah, you got an eye lighter shirt. I'm like, ha ha ha.

Starting point is 00:09:58 Yuri walks in and says the craziest shit. Yeah, that was pretty funny. I appreciate that, Yuri. Oh, no problem. When I think about you, I'm thinking about you like that. It's no way in hell you're not hot as fuck with this hoodie, with this sweater on. I mean, you're kind of like, what's it called projecting? I'm handsome, but you know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:10:16 I'm not that hot. Oh, okay, I get it. Damn. Sometimes Blasiebby just over my head. I'm like, he's too deep in the thoughts. I got the D-R. Mules, not the Birkenstocks. That's hot.

Starting point is 00:10:30 FTP socks. I got a good roast crans, Vick denim. Let's go. Repeat, Vic. I got a one-on-one burnt company fucking belt. I'll probably never drop. Why not? For Blasie?

Starting point is 00:10:43 Because I don't know. Can I see? You just want to be close to this thing. I didn't get to see it. And I got the Stozy crew neck. Nice. What do you have under the Stucey Crude Neck? Nothing?

Starting point is 00:10:54 Just a white beater. Oh, wow, interesting. What? If you would have had a white T on under the shit. It would have been so hard. What do you try to, that's so lame? No, no. I was saying you would have passed out from a heat stroke.

Starting point is 00:11:04 No, for real. For sure. Like that conversation we're having before the pot started. Why the fuck is it so warm in here? Bro. You know what it is? Okay. I'm about to call Riley out because Riley gets too cold and she'll turn the A.C.

Starting point is 00:11:17 off. And we'll be sitting here about to die. Fuck all that. Don't you try to call my woman out right now. How dare you? She did not do nothing wrong. Fuck all that, bro. Blame John.

Starting point is 00:11:27 I'm tired. I'm tired of having endless food, endless fucking hat resellers come through. We need a fucking AC man to come bless the fucking office. Oh, God. And come promote your business for five minutes. No, you know what? Niggins. Where's the HVAC community at?

Starting point is 00:11:43 For real. HVAC, that's what it's called. We have a great. I think so. For real. There's some HVackers. They're going to the age back community. Bro, you're dumb,

Starting point is 00:11:53 all right. Talk, you want to get your fit? I'll do mine last. Yeah, so I got some white and yellow muster ones. Yeah. You know,

Starting point is 00:12:00 good Fashion Nova fan. You, man, you know. Hey, speak on that. Hey, wait, wait, wait. Real quick, that didn't mean cut you off. I was in redacted mall, and I saw they had a fashion over store.

Starting point is 00:12:09 Yeah, yep. I was like, what the fuck? You don't got to redact the mall. Yeah. You're gatekeeping the mall that's wild. Yeah. I'm not gatekeeping it. I'm just like,

Starting point is 00:12:16 what if it's somewhere that I frequent? The mall is a part of his past. They doesn't want to talk about it anymore. So now, all right, whatever. Yeah, yeah. What if I don't want people to know where the mall I'd be at? I mean, you made it easy fashion Nova mall location. Oh, well, now you did.

Starting point is 00:12:29 Well, now you did. It don't take a brain search, but anyways. All right, any, so, yeah, we got the good fashion over dinner, man. I love. I don't know about a black man. I love these black men. They're some good comfortable pants. We got my, my nigga toothed.

Starting point is 00:12:40 Shout out Boston Nova. Shout out to Boston Nova. Shout out to Boston Nova. You found me, good Adderall, T. And then we got a shirt I made a split-mo custom flannel hold on me sure that shit busting shit hard that's just hard did you hand sew the flannel together too

Starting point is 00:12:54 not me but somebody else did you know it really I'm sorry sorry go for it so you got a couple like picnic blankets you cut them up and you sold it together by hand no I didn't somebody else that knows how to do this shit did it but I just oh for real yeah yeah you know you know what you should

Starting point is 00:13:10 do though you should drop like instead of Pyrex like split effects wow and drop the flannels bro what never should he put fucking 662. Oh, I said it like that. No, whatever like area Covenous Beach is at.

Starting point is 00:13:25 Yeah. Yeah. Whatever like your favorite wave coordinates are at. That should be long. Or what year was like Corona made? The longitude latitude. Bro, you should be going crazy. You got Corona to flip, bro.

Starting point is 00:13:39 You can have you on a surfboard. Yeah, why don't you? You know what you should do? You should make. You could be dropping wet suits out here. I'm not a designer, bro. You should make your own. Help me, bro.

Starting point is 00:13:48 Help me. You should make your own beer. Come on. You should make your own beer which is like just like replicating Corona. What would it call split Mona? Spliff Mona. Damn. Hey, Smith Mona's crazy.

Starting point is 00:14:01 Speaking about Spliff Mona, there was a split anniversary. Oh, yes. Wait, but before. Wait, yes. The drip check. Can I get my fit off or if you want? Can I take off? Can I take off before you switch?

Starting point is 00:14:14 Here's your ticket. All right, man, listen, listen. Shout out to Redacted Mall again for putting me on because these Fear God fit it, I feel like they'd be going for like 120, 150. I mean, I paid 120 for my first one, right? I walk into this resale store. I don't know the name of it in Redacted Mall. And the first thing, bro, I was like, yo, you got this fear guy had in this size.

Starting point is 00:14:37 He stops me. He works at the resale store. Okay. He stops me and said, bro, go to Champs. They got them for retail over there, all the colors. Wow. I was like, nigga, he just, I was ready to buy like three of them at a, I just got him. Bro, I went into champ.

Starting point is 00:14:53 I'm there to, listen, listen, I went in there. They got him at Champs right now, 3999. Worst salesman ever. For the fear of God hats. No, he was just a real nigga putting me on. That was just not an ad. That's crazy. Huh?

Starting point is 00:15:07 Champs should tap in on, tap in with us on the ads. Yeah, we honestly just. That either sounds like a good deal. Like, damn. You know what else I got to? What's up? The crock, uh, the carrots crocs, half off. At champs?

Starting point is 00:15:18 At champs. At champs. This is not a real champs. This is like some weird reseller. Like a trap champs. Yeah, that's a trap champ. That's why it's a redacted mall. We don't know what the fuck of the shit is.

Starting point is 00:15:26 Making the shit up. No, nigga, nigga. I believe him. I believe him. Because the resale store is right next to the shit. So the redacted champs at the mall, at the redacted mall got them. Yeah. See, because you can go into any champs and get it at anyone.

Starting point is 00:15:40 But I don't want the niggas to go to the one I'm going to. Now I see why it's redacted. Yeah. Exactly. Fair God told me. I'm afraid. these yeah exactly fucking up the game like a referee

Starting point is 00:15:50 fear of god on me the only thing I'm scared about they're gonna crazy all these bad bitches want to know my whereabouts exactly all right so we got the fear of god navy fitted Phil actually got his prescription in some frames

Starting point is 00:16:05 like these but they just sent him the frames no prescription so I got some fill glasses I got Phil glasses we got the crazy designed by Phil we got the crazy foundation brand like G-Unity of like 50 cent chain and shit like that is multiple chains the 50 cents shit on the back You know what I'm saying wow and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie I didn't have time to change my shoes so we're not even gonna do this the shoe check

Starting point is 00:16:32 No you have to do the shoes bro. I just got a random crock of the lightning bolt crocs are you embarrassed Yeah, you're like yeah we're just not even gonna get the shoes or the pants yeah What the pants looking like some good vintage light wash Levi's Okay. So you did half a drip check here. I did the full. I just did the full. All right. Man, let's get into the meat and potatoes. Let's get it, man. Let's get it, man. All right. So, split potatoes.

Starting point is 00:16:56 I don't know where this. Oh, I do know exactly where this came from. But I'll wake up one day and somebody who I was actually like working on doing a feature with. He's like, yo, bro, like the Reddit is going crazy on you. And I'm like, what? Like, what do you mean? Not just you. Everyone around you, too. No, exactly. But not even just that. It's just like, it was the last thing I was expecting. Right. So I opened up the screenshot that he sent me.

Starting point is 00:17:20 Should I just read it or should I? It would probably take me too long. Yeah, just so much. We could probably just pull it up on the screen or something like that. Listen, but I'll just get into it. So a couple weeks ago, right? Literally, when I say a couple, I mean two. Not two months, not two years.

Starting point is 00:17:37 Yeah. Not any type of substantial extended amount of time two weeks ago. Somebody hit me up. He wanted to do an interview over some ads. maybe Zoom something like that you wanted to do an interview right okay I said boom send me 500 let's get it he said okay what days are the week what days of the week are you free I said I'm usually busy on Tuesdays and Thursdays with any other day I'm good we could do Wednesday Friday or the weekend right I think this guy might have

Starting point is 00:18:05 a regular job or something like that and he said he was available on Thursday I mean on Sunday okay so I'm like okay cool now I used to be really bad at communication I'm not going to lie like sometimes i'll read something forget to reply sometimes i'll like you know whatever sometimes i won't be in the mood to reply exactly but at the end of the day at the end of the day bro you owe somebody that respect to at least let them know what's going on right yeah so the whole time before sunday like anytime he messaged me i messes right back on that sunday i went to go visit my mom i had like a couple other things to do and when he wrote me I say, yo, I'm not going to be able to make it.

Starting point is 00:18:48 Like, maybe, I think the time I already passed or something like that. Yo, I'm not going to be able to do it right now. I'm like, busy. Can we do it another time? He wasn't free again until the next Sunday. So that's already two weeks right there. So it's not like we have been speaking and I'm dodging him or we set it up multiple times and I didn't do. We tried it twice.

Starting point is 00:19:07 Yeah. And it didn't work. Both of the times I was visiting my mom. I was running errands and like doing shit because I got a lot of shit to do during the week. My weekends are the only time that I have off to do shit. Okay. Now, the only part that was my fault was I should have been, I guess, faster with replying. But you can't get on the internet and say that I ran off on you or I ghosted you when I'm clearly responding to you.

Starting point is 00:19:34 Yeah. It's not like I blocked you. I fucking. That would have been super shady. That's like, that's like, okay, that's the definition of a nigger running off on you. They block you. They don't respond. They say fuck you, whatever.

Starting point is 00:19:47 Bro, I was being, I'm being completely cordial. I'm still willing to do the interview, but me waking up, me waking up to you running to the Reddit, like, oh, we, we hate it for it to get to this point. Bro, it was fucking two weeks. Wow. Like, I'm not going to lie, bro. Like, I'm not saying I do this on purpose, but what was the last thing he said to you before he went to Reddit?

Starting point is 00:20:07 I think he was just like, really, bro, or something on Sunday. And I was like, I told him, like, I'm driving, like, give me like a little bit. and then I didn't respond back after that. He just said like, really, bro, or some shit like that. But honestly, I just didn't respond yet. But keep it 100, though. How would you feel if it happened to you? What happened to me?

Starting point is 00:20:25 Because if it happened to me, I'll be honest with it. If it happened to me. I wouldn't go on Reddit. I wouldn't go on Reddit. I'm kind of going on your side. But at what point do you take it to Reddit in your opinion? If you got to at least hit me up about it again, you didn't even hit me up about it again. You just like that is very petty.

Starting point is 00:20:43 You immediately just are acting like I'm just trying to steal. Like that's the thing that I think people are either traumatized or they just really believe that everybody just, first of all. Paranoid. They're just super paranoid. Bro, y'all watch you guys all in here, we all follow. You guys all follow me. How much story promo do you really see me post all at a time all day long every day? Am I lying or my fly?

Starting point is 00:21:06 Yeah. It's facts. What would be the benefit of me just running off on this one specific person that I don't know. don't have no problems with, like, been in communication with, what would be the purpose of me to run off on this one person for just no reason when I literally do this as a living? Right. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:21:24 And I'm not, I mean, sure, you could take it or leave it as that an excuse. But you didn't even try to reach back out to me again. You try to run to the Reddit. And the part where people are taking it overboard is, like, people making fake pages, you know, like calling me a scammer and shit in the comments, whatever. I'm not really tripping off that But niggas wishing death upon my mother That's in the hospital sick

Starting point is 00:21:48 I got screenshots I saw that That was my question Was it the dude It wasn't that It wasn't the guy It was just some random His homie or some shit

Starting point is 00:21:55 I mean even just like The replies that were into Reddit It's like bro They're like oh like they're It's incredibly toxic there though It's just like it's just crazy Because it's like You also

Starting point is 00:22:05 Wait wait hold on Continue Let me land Let me land Fucking you can post a screenshot Of something And just make it look like I mean, I don't even know what he posted

Starting point is 00:22:14 that was supposed to be so bad. He just posted that we were in contact via DM. Okay, I got screenshots too. Me replying to you. I think that's going to be people's main question. It was like, what was the last interaction before he went to Reddit? Did it really seem to, did he have like five scene messages

Starting point is 00:22:30 before he went to Reddit? No, it was one. One scene message. It was what we were talking the last Sunday. I wish I could find it, honestly. But I'll honestly look it up and I'll like, fucking, I don't know what I look at me. Yeah, chat.

Starting point is 00:22:41 Let's start a girlfriend me for this. bitch-ass nigga interview. Fuck that name, man. You need to go-fund me for this nigga to get a life to get some business. Fuck this. But listen, listen. If you want your 500 back, I got the 500 back for you right now. Literally DM me.

Starting point is 00:22:54 If you want me to do the interview, fuck you. Take your 500 back. That's how I do. You could choose one. Listen, if I tell you the shit that niggas was saying because of this, it's fucking insane. Niggas is like, I hope your mom hurries up and die so she could check out. and be in hell and be away from you. Bro.

Starting point is 00:23:15 Niggins saying, I wish your dad, I wish your dad would have finished your mom off that one time when he beat her out. All because of that, you talk. This Nick. That's crazy. And then after I blocked the pages, they're making new pages and saying shit like that.

Starting point is 00:23:27 Bro, every day this week, my sister has been calling me telling me something worse about my mom being in the hospital. You think I really want to read that shit right now for real? That's like the work, like, and like, people always want to be like, oh, like, you know, just don't look at it or it's not that serious.

Starting point is 00:23:43 Yeah, it's not that serious until you get people literally harassing you. I fucking opened up my message request, and it's like somebody send me a screenshot, yo, what's up with these niggas in the Reddit? And niggas is saying crazy-ass shit about me all because of this. I'm like, bro, like, I didn't do anything to this nigga.

Starting point is 00:24:01 But I'm not going to be at the mercy of anybody. I didn't do shit wrong. I'm not apologizing for shit. Fuck you. I don't want to do the interview. But you know what? I don't need your $500. So fucking DM me.

Starting point is 00:24:11 if you dn me back and i'll send you your 500 and let's keep it real right like if i wanted to run off on you you you would have been blocked i would have said fuck you and i would have posted a meme on my fucking story saying ha ha i stole your 500 yeah fuck that nigga 500 yeah yeah fuck your 500 you're getting shit back mostly i'm gonna say he's like i feel like anyone who has gone to the no jump or reddit knows like kind of the joking style that's going on there but i'm not even i'm not worried about the reddit and about the joking but i feel like i hold on hold on i want you guys to have to have a great time build the community be funny but when y'all niggas are out here actually

Starting point is 00:24:45 affecting people's real lives bro that shit is shitty you're a shitty person you're trying to act like i'm a shitty person because of miscommunication you didn't even listen you didn't even wait until my side of the story everybody just wants to jump in and go crazy and that shit is fucking whack and if you fuck with me or if you fuck with no jumper or whatever you should at least extend the common courtesy to to hear my point of view before just jumping out the window and that's That's a crazy. That's a fact. I was going to say, I think he was trying to learn how to be a decent fucking person.

Starting point is 00:25:14 He was trying to use like the toxicity of the Reddit to try to attack you. You know what I mean? It's like that's like that's where he's 100% in the wrong way. And work though. Fuck it. And the weirdest part is like, yeah. He got my number. It's not even like we were just talking to DMs.

Starting point is 00:25:28 I gave him my number so we could talk. Yeah. Nicky, why don't you just text me again? Yeah. My phone be on do not disturb. You could have called me. Bro, shout out to the little Davey. Shout out to all these motherfuckers.

Starting point is 00:25:38 I'd be doing features with and shit. nigga, I will give you my number so you feel secure So you feel like I'm not answering you Or if I do answer you, hey, I'm doing this, I'm doing that Let me get you back like bro Niggas still got regular life shit to do It's insurance essentially It's low key like insured like

Starting point is 00:25:53 This is how you know I ain't gonna It's like Blasie I'm gonna leave the no jumper chain with you Let me borrow $200 until Friday Take the new no jumper chain Blasie A phone number is a big deal To some random person but technically Yeah, I'm not getting my phone number like that Exactly

Starting point is 00:26:08 You know how many times I got the message like oh uh click here to reset your instagram password niggas trying to hack my hack my shit like just because i gave some random my number i think the biggest thing to remember though out of all this shit is like you know you're going to have your supporters and you're going to have your haters who are out there and the haters who are private once they find one person who could agree with their hatred bro they just all tap in but it's empowering to remember none of these motherfuckers are doing shit for us right they're not they're not in your comments showing love they're not and get to their friends and they love those products.

Starting point is 00:26:41 They're not buying shit. It's all pages I've never seen before. Exactly. They're all private. But like, you know, see, but look, but what y'all not understanding is, like, that shit can be serious at one point. I went through this shit already, like, before. Like, this shit is not fun, bro. Having motherfuckers really try to, like, devalue you as a person and, like, discredit your whole reputation over some stupid-ass shit is, like, it's a bad feeling that nobody wants to feed.

Starting point is 00:27:09 you. But at the end of the day, you got to realize that like, okay, yeah, it shouldn't be that important. But sometimes if they do, if they do enough, if they put in enough effort, that shit can affect your real actual life. Yeah, 100%. I would agree with that. I remember you've been talking about this for a while, how you get fucked up as DMs and people like calling you like the fucking nigger. You fucking nigger. Hard art and all this stuff, right? I just don't understand why the whole, like, let me attack this niggas like mom who was like fucking. Bro, I've been getting a couple of those recently too with like my sister too. Shut the fuck.

Starting point is 00:27:41 Yeah. I got a bunch about my daughter too. It's like it's like it's like you know my sister that just passed you mean they'll be like bro like say like I don't even repeat it but they'll be saying fucked up shit saying like all this stuff and I'm just like. I don't know that either. That's the whole arsonist thing I was talking to y'all about. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:27:55 And I didn't say narcissists. I said arsonist. I'm talking to the chat in the sense that like they like to get off knowing that they cause problems because that's documented. You know what I mean? So it's fucked that bro. when you want to, you know, you kind of want to express yourself with your supporters and be heart to heart with the chat.

Starting point is 00:28:14 But there's always going to be some weirdo who's just going to be able to see it as inventory to kind of attack you with later down. Bro, listen, you know, when I read one of the comments, all I was thinking about was if I never even said that online, I wouldn't even be like getting mad about this. Yeah. Like, I was like, damn, like you waited, you waited some months and sat on that just to. Yeah. And he probably came into it with that intention because it's like, bro, like, no.

Starting point is 00:28:38 No one who really fucks with you. Let's say it feels a fan who wanted to interview you, right? Yeah. Like, this guy obviously had some kind of like disposition towards you already. I don't think so. I mean, bro, if it's someone that I feel unbiased about and they don't, and I wait two weeks and... Two weeks. And I'm not going to...

Starting point is 00:28:55 I don't even... What? Reddit? Bro, dude, you know I order two pairs of very expensive Nike's, a pair of Jordan 1, Lowe's, and a pair of Nike SBs. Think about how crazy you'd be if you went on a Nike's fucking red. Reddit and said, are you fucking kidding me? Two weeks? No, no, no, no.

Starting point is 00:29:10 I didn't order it from Nike. Order from a, like, a reseller Instagram page. Bro, I've been waiting on these shoes for a month plus. Now, if I... Where's your Reddit post? I might as well start, right? That's pizza. That's like, bro, that's like...

Starting point is 00:29:23 That's like, bro. That's like, that's like making a fucking weird-ass, like Yelp review about something. Like, that's like making a Yelp review about a restaurant because they forgot to bring you, like, napkins or something. Bro, I make niggas wait two weeks for split my hoodie, so... Honestly, but... Like, bro. Can I say this though is like no jumper has had this Reddit kind of active for a while, but just recently we, you know, Adam and everyone has been promoting it more and more.

Starting point is 00:29:45 Yeah. And there is this certain level of toxicity that comes with Reddit, especially with the types of people that consume our content that are fans of other people people's content. Like we get the certain level of toxicity that like it's kind of like, you know, they expect everyone here to be so like non-caring about all the comments. You know what I mean? Like, but like eventually it does kind of get you. Nick, we are real people, you know, in real life. bro if you're saying shit about me about like just stupid shit i don't care bro but you crossing that line and honestly me saying this is only going to make it worse that's the crazy part i didn't want to

Starting point is 00:30:16 say it but no you're right it's one thousand percent true but at least at least i know what it is now like at least i'm not like you know i'm saying i told that to riley a while ago too where i told riley like dude like anything that you find in the chat or anything that you see in the chat that really you feel like is you know hitting a string with you don't address it because like those are the things that people are going to dive in on and you kind of have to be able to have this thing where you like you just have this blank face to everything but then eventually like fuck that i'm gonna keep it real like i'm gonna be like nigga fuck you this is how i feel about the shit yeah or like you know what i fuck with y'all i appreciate y'all or whatever it is if it's good

Starting point is 00:30:52 or bad i'm gonna speak on it i love y'all niggas i like i feel like the people the reason why certain people fuck with us the way that they do is because well especially me like out of us for is that I would say some shit that probably most people wouldn't actually speak on about that they're going through in their real life and I get those messages all the time bro when I when I watching this shit and I hear you talk about this situation

Starting point is 00:31:18 I'm going through a similar situation like bro like I appreciate it so much so you know what I'm not going to sit there I'm not going to sit there and dwell like oh man maybe I shouldn't have said this I think I'll try to use it back against me because at the end of the day bro I feel like that's why I'm here is to express myself

Starting point is 00:31:32 and to relate to some people who's going through something similar to you. That's exactly what I just said. And it's so easy, bro, it's fucked up to, bro, how many heart love comments do we get, right? And it's so easy. It's fucked up. You almost assume the love. You expect it. And then let it be that you're almost, it's like some twisted, like, human nature, bro. We're almost looking for something to kind of like go against like, it's just like, what the fuck, bro. But you know what, though? I've been taking a lot more time and responding to the positive and saying, yo, thank you, family. I appreciate you. Bro, that, that, That's what it's about

Starting point is 00:32:06 I swear it fuck you Phil On the note of like what that You're the situation you're going through with that guy Bro when Riley and I don't think that's a situation at all I'm just over this nigga Well I was gonna bring up like something similar I had that happen to me when Riley and I were in Hawaii right Our service wasn't a great that great the whole time we were out there

Starting point is 00:32:24 It was like certain areas we had service And we were hiking a bunch of you know Little service like phone service right And then anyways this one dude hits me up saying Can I have an Insta story post? I'm like yeah Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:32:36 I was like, for what you selling it for? $50. And I was like, you got. You are tripping. Really? What? Sell it for 100 at least. 100 minimum.

Starting point is 00:32:43 Not that many people hit me up for him. So I was like, whatever, $50. So you get that 100 every time. So he sent the 50 over, right? And I'm like, I was waiting for him to respond to me what he wanted me to post. By this time, Riley and I left the place. We went on a hike, five, six hour hike. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:32:56 We come back to finally having service. He sent you the money first, though, right? Yes. Oh, so he was probably pissed. And it was like a five, six hour gap of me not having service. So I come back to my phone actually having service. Open up messages. I have like three paragraphs from this fool saying,

Starting point is 00:33:08 can't believe you scammed me or he didn't think you were this type of person. And I just, I replied to him. I said like one message. I'm like, bro, I was hiking. I didn't have any service. And then he just replies, oh, man, all good. I'm like, how could you make me like these three giant paragraphs attacking these? Scammonious.

Starting point is 00:33:22 Once I see a paragraph, I don't even read that. Like, yo, what's your Venmo dude? Apple Pay? Really? Cool. Bro. Get out. I don't want him thinking I was purpose.

Starting point is 00:33:31 doing it. I was like, bro, that was like just you never flying time for me leaving. But sometimes it's something about the assumption that you're doing something wrong to these people that pisses me off even more. Because it's like, bro, have you never lived regular life where you weren't on your phone like that? Yeah. You think I'm going to do that to you?

Starting point is 00:33:49 Like, you think everyone's like that? Well, I mean, like, I guess they don't know us to know if we would do that to them or not. But I just like, I think the logic that's true. The logic of it just doesn't make sense. If you watch my story right now, there's probably 20 promos on my story right now. Jesus Christ.

Starting point is 00:34:05 I don't know. Maybe 10. I don't know. Who's counting? I'm not done with those. But I'm saying though, why the fuck would I take the time to scam you specifically out of your $75 and $100, $120 when I posted everybody else? Exactly.

Starting point is 00:34:20 Why do I need to scam you? And nowadays online, like your reputation is everything, especially when it comes to sales or whatever. It's just like, bro, all you need is one person to be like, bro, this guy scam me. That's it. It's like you're ruining like so many other sales. You might as well just not scamming it. And look, it's like Reddit, Reddit goes to, hey, Blasey, Blasey, go another room. Bro.

Starting point is 00:34:40 Just go. Uh, huh? Lalo? I don't know what that means. He's a, that'll be, that'll be pretty clippable. Yeah, no, we need, bro. We need, we, I feel like we should. We should.

Starting point is 00:34:51 Yo, Lalo. Yeah. What's good, bro? Yo, we need you on no jumper, bro. All right. So I'm better next to talk to my manager and shit, bro. so you guys could like discuss it, all right? Whoa.

Starting point is 00:35:02 Wait, Lalo, my name is Yuri. I'm here a co-host on this podcast. I just have a random question. I see your face everywhere on Instagram. Like, you seem to be incredibly famous, but I don't know what you're famous for. What do you do? Bro, he's just him, bro.

Starting point is 00:35:20 Sing this song right now, Lolo. Hit him with it. I'm famous for the, how you match and choose to me. I like what she's do to me. Yeah. Nah, no, no. If you know, you know, that shit. It's crazy.

Starting point is 00:35:32 All right, Lalo. Tap me in with your manager, bro. All right, peace. Wow, that was amazing. I'm so sorry, bro. Lalo Gonbrae is like the most viral thing right now on TikTok. He's the- He'll go live with like 80,000 people watching.

Starting point is 00:35:45 All his videos, it gets at least $5 million a day, bro. He's running up like that. He's running out of that. That's what I'm saying. When he said he's on the phone, I'm like, bro, I've seen his face everywhere. What's up? I don't know anything about him. Yeah, all bad.

Starting point is 00:35:57 Hey, bro. I'm going to call you after the show. Hold on. You just answering any call now. I'm going to call you. the show. That wasn't even the same time. It was the same number. Who was that? The manager?

Starting point is 00:36:05 Yeah. This nigga Blassey just taking personal business calls in the middle of the show. We're having a whole ass meetings on the fucking podcast. Bro, we needed Lalo got, bro. It's gonna go out. I don't know who this nigga is, bro.

Starting point is 00:36:16 Is this like TwistyP part two? Yes, the Hispanic version. But like, is Twizzy P not Hispanic? But like, all of a sudden, you don't want to claim TwistyP. You'd be in a bathtub just scrolling through tiki-talkie. But he's like non-toxic, though, right?

Starting point is 00:36:29 What? Like Lolo? He's not like Twisty P. I'm going to have to pull my phone out. We're going to do the whole twist. It's too much to explain. I didn't mean to cut you off and I wouldn't have cut you off. It wasn't so important.

Starting point is 00:36:42 But wasn't it really that important? Yes. I'm sorry, I agree. Because I know. It's like, no, I'm not saying he's not important, but I'm saying like, you got to have some type of like, okay. I'm doing the show. Why even answer? Just texting.

Starting point is 00:36:55 I'm online. I thought Lalo was going to call again. Just like. You just took a random ass call. That's the same phone number, bro. Who should I call him? This is literally TwistyP. Bro.

Starting point is 00:37:05 You've seen this guy's videos? I mean, I'm just looking at him. He looks like he's... I'm... I'm never seen this dude ever, bro. His face is like everyone in this. It's everywhere right now. I kind of want to watch this one that says Lolo going Brazy, Fools going wild YouTube.

Starting point is 00:37:17 No, wait, wait, are that TikTok? Are we gonna get taken off the stream? Yes, huh? Yeah, probably. Yeah, okay, never mind. Okay, I'm gonna do my own independent research after, okay? Shout out to Lalo going Braise. Wait, what?

Starting point is 00:37:28 Lalo on Brazy dead? Question mark? They thought he died earlier this week. He went to jail too, right? Yeah. Wait, is he a blood or something? Why do you, what? Allegedly.

Starting point is 00:37:38 He has on hella blue. Yeah, and every other red. And one wear shirt. Okay, okay. We'll look at this later, man. Wait, he's from L.A.? No, he's from like Arizona. Oh, wow.

Starting point is 00:37:48 Speaking of Arizona, guess who's on the way of? Some random thought or some shit? Who? What would I say? You'd be having to surround him, like, Mesa, Phoenix. No, I don't. Why you be trying to comfort his nigg? The random Mesa.

Starting point is 00:38:00 Arizona thoughts. He's saying it's going to be a future red of DUI thoughts. Whoa. He's not sleeping on freeways anymore. Come on, man. I'm a change man, honestly is my first alcoholic beverage since fucking Sunday.

Starting point is 00:38:14 Let you tell it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Did you hear me? Did you hear me? We don't lie. Speak on to hear you. We don't lie to the audience.

Starting point is 00:38:23 You all didn't hear me? I said my first alcoholic beverage since Sunday. Oh. It's Thursday. You act like that was a long ice time. Okay. Three days. Why even announced that?

Starting point is 00:38:33 Yeah. Y'all are a tough crowd. You're not playing. Yeah. You're going on Blassey head, bro. He's just mad because I understand Shopify. He's over here with a postage stamp. I fucking wish I had a diamond sponge bob chain.

Starting point is 00:38:50 And, you know. Whoa. I see a friendly fade coming by like the 50th episode. They think me and Blasie hate each other. They think Blassie and me hate each other. They think you hate me. And you're neat to me. Bro, and Adam is feeding into it.

Starting point is 00:39:03 When I really hate y'all nigs, I'm joking. Adam wants to title this shit. Yuri finally calls out a house phone from treating him cruel. Did I ever call you out? I'm like, bro, I'm the one as you and Riley, if they felt like I was, if they felt you guys. Bro, the titles be crazy. At these smacked his hat to left field. It said Blasian T-Role argue about who's done more.

Starting point is 00:39:25 I was like, boss and over is the new Yuri replacement. Oh, yeah. He's about to fuck a fruit any day. Now? It's like, it's a, it's a Yuri calls out Bosanova for taking over his job.

Starting point is 00:39:35 Yo, Yuri smacks the shit out of Bosanova. Is Adam the one that makes all those? Yes. He's a fucking psychopath. It takes some art to it.

Starting point is 00:39:45 Every time I read, it only had to do anything with us. I'll just read the time. I'm like, he's a fool. I'm sorry. I'm not, not to call you guys out, but house phones

Starting point is 00:39:53 ever since disconnect that has started. I've asked you numerous times. Adam needs help with the titles. because you might know more about the fashion stuff or whatever. We've been sending you the time stamps on the email. We do get the email immediately after the show.

Starting point is 00:40:09 But even worse than that. Do you know how many emails I get? Maybe I should tap in with me via text or another way. But even worse, Blasey was like, let me help with the timestamps. Laura's like, I got you. I'm going to add your name to the email list. Blasey got his name added. Hasn't replied once.

Starting point is 00:40:24 I believe it. Bro. He's just like me for real. My twins. Honestly, if we actually. all helped come up with some titles they wouldn't be as crazy. How about we, how about we link Mac who literally makes

Starting point is 00:40:35 the segments. Yeah. Oh. With Laura. Exactly. And then there you go. Just up the budget. You feel me? Hey, wait, wait, wait. Speaking of the budget, we need to speak on this. Is Matt getting paid at all? Don't know. Why are you looking at me? Does anybody know? Why is it that a red? We'll call Matt. We'll call Mac right now. Yeah, yeah. Honestly, ready. I need to speak on

Starting point is 00:40:53 that. Max's about to go to Reddit right now. Nick, you've been working for five months. Bro, you're messy. How do you call out your own boss? Because this show wouldn't exist You got to call Adam, not Mac. I'm calling Mac to see if he has gotten paid. Mac does not have enough clout to be called right now. Fuck y'all.

Starting point is 00:41:07 Yeah, Matt going to slap the shit out of it. That was crazy. Matt goes crazy. Matt go beat your ass. I know he's at home watching this too. He's made it up the hard kombucha. Bro, Mac can be staring at the ceiling lonely. He's going to beat your ass.

Starting point is 00:41:19 Listen, if Mac hasn't got paid yet, then we've got to have a room chat. Okay. Do I have to pay Mac? No, no. Are you guys down to, like, pitch into the Mac? fun if he hasn't got paid fuck I guess we have to pay why does this nigga I know you're watching

Starting point is 00:41:35 this shit answer the fucking phone mac he's watching on his phone I feel like you know the company got some you know they got some points out there you feel me they could just give to him maybe Bossa can take like a pay reduction so Mac could get paid I thought you would want Trebs to pay to get reduced out of anything Oh actually you know what Treve should get the pay reduction

Starting point is 00:41:52 You hate Treves so much No I don't know I don't know I hate me Treve I don't apparently I hate you You guys all roast me all day, every day. Hey, hold on, hold on. Mac. How you doing, brother?

Starting point is 00:42:06 I'm doing great. I'm watching y'all right now. I knew you was fucking watching this one. Like, why this bitch that that thing ain't answering his phone? I ran right to my phone and I'll take the shit. I was like, these nicks is calling. Wait, did you wipe or you just got up raw booty? You got a 6.40 p.m.

Starting point is 00:42:19 You got a raw booty and just hopped off to grab his phone. First of all, who takes his shit without their phone? And who shits at 6.40 p.m. I'm watching the show. All right, listen. We need to know. We need to know. Have you gotten paid?

Starting point is 00:42:33 Shut the fuck up, everybody. Have you gotten paid for the behind the scenes work that you do via disconnected? Redacted? You're his boss. I'm not his boss? You're asking him. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Starting point is 00:42:50 Mac, did I not pass you over to Redacted and say, you got to talk to him and he's going, you know, figure it out? No, you did. And I spoke to Redacted and Redacted just told me, But that was two months ago And I haven't I haven't pulled up that recently So just I mean

Starting point is 00:43:06 No, that's what I'm saying Is it like in It's in works where you just gotta Is the ball in your court The ball is in your court? I think the ball's in my court Oh so you can't hang up You gotta get your shit together

Starting point is 00:43:19 Yeah, that's yeah what are you talking about? Bro, close my don't get fed Dude I was literally just gonna do a charity stream for him So we can pay him Yeah, exactly Bro, you just got to hit up Josh Redacted Redacted

Starting point is 00:43:29 bro they know josh the money man the money man you were supposed to hit up redacted for the merch you never did all right this is getting deep who the fuck is redacted I never got paid for my misspelt name

Starting point is 00:43:45 it also starts with a jay oh I got the redactation oh you got paid you shut the fuck you got paid two days ago it didn't even what two days ago

Starting point is 00:43:58 I was broke two days ago I'm out here to fucking eat a cup of noodles, bro. What the fuck? So you just pocket it off. He's rocking the new fucking highlight. He just came from a rave. Bro. This thing I bought a whole new bed.

Starting point is 00:44:14 Oh, yeah, let me buy some DR meals. Let me buy some DR milk. Whoa. Bother. That's crazy. So you ran off on us. Where's the Reddit post? Don't do no work with Blasey.

Starting point is 00:44:29 He's gonna go to a fucking rave with that fucking sweater on. He's gonna buy a stucy sweater with your fucking money for the marriage. Housel and Housel and Walsh. I'm gonna hit up a redacted and I'm gonna be like, hey, what's up in my cut? He's gonna be like, yo, I gave it to Blasey to split up. Bro, we're gonna figure it out. No worry. Wow.

Starting point is 00:44:46 You thought, yo, you thought I was gonna pocket that? That's crazy. He spins. That's crazy. He's like, oh, yeah, we're figuring out after. Dude, our cut of these t-shirts is gonna go to Ezo cuts for all of Blasey's fucking That's actually funny I got you

Starting point is 00:45:02 He sat on it for two days Was not gonna tell us I'm gonna make a road and post about You tripping brother In two days Come the fuck down Hey I got two weeks I got two weeks before you start dripping bro

Starting point is 00:45:16 And then you're still on the fence Friends leave It had you been a substantial Lane Oh my God This is at UPS Bro let me sit on this money We're all arguing

Starting point is 00:45:28 over $200 right now. We sold a lot of the bitches. Oh, no, yeah. No, yeah. No, it's definitely some point. Turn the air up, man. Hey, listen. Riley, I know it's cold.

Starting point is 00:45:37 We got to get you a zip-up jacket. Here, you could take my jacket. Wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. I forgot to announce this. I'm just keep, I'm just messing with you. I'm sorry. I forgot to say this during my drip check.

Starting point is 00:45:46 Yeah, shout to local forever. My jacket. Shout out to mother. Riley, that's not a house phone right now. No, that's the homie. I'm kidding. That's the homies.

Starting point is 00:46:00 That's the homies. Signed. Signed. No, but just no, bro, I literally just like got paid from No Jumper for the first time in like five months. Let you tell it. So I haven't sent the invoice. So you got back pay or what? And you didn't go to the Reddit. Good job. Yeah. I mean like, Max.

Starting point is 00:46:18 Max tried to go to the Reddit even on the balls in his court. Keep it a hundred. What I was trying to do, bro. That's crazy, man. I was just going to collect all the invoices. I was going to be like Christmas money or some shit at the end of the year. I felt that. I forgot because you rich and you do other shit so you don't need the No jump. That's my bad. business is money. We have a whole new question right now. What? Is Reddit, is going to Reddit snitching?

Starting point is 00:46:39 Yes. Yes. What? Absolutely. Are you joking? That's like, that's like the like, dry snitching. That's not even dry snitching. That's wet snitching for sure. Hey, but on the topic about fully moist snitching. I do want to give a special shout out to anyone in the chat who did purchase one of the crates. You guys went fucking crazy. Blue my fucking mind. They're getting produced right now. How fast did that go? We sold a thousand. in two hours. Wait, can I not buy any right now? I ordered like an extra like 500 for the homies and just like people.

Starting point is 00:47:10 I'm buying 10. You want 10 of them? How much are they? But like, um, you just talking about you. Thank you. And thank you to everyone who tapped in with the pro choice shirt. That was fucking dope. Bro.

Starting point is 00:47:21 Okay. First of all. Pro choice. I was like Blasies acting like a fucking bitch right now. Yeah. Called me like, bro. I don't know. He called me too.

Starting point is 00:47:28 I'm like, bro, this is the hardest shit. I was, bro. I don't know why the fuck I was so. I feel like an asshole now because I told them I didn't like how it said abort the court. I was like, you could think it's looking better. Yeah. No, I agree. And you know, you could always have those points.

Starting point is 00:47:42 But it was honestly, the chat was like, no, you got to ask a female. Shout out to the chat because the chat helped me create that shirt. Riley was the first woman voice that I heard. And I'm like, honestly, like, honestly, like the other home girl was like, honestly, I laughed at it when I saw. I love it. Like, can I please have one? I'm like, yeah. Can I be honest with you?

Starting point is 00:48:01 And I'm glad that. Sorry. No, no. And I'm glad that we were able to create something that was dope and it's going to a good cause. Yeah, no, that shit's hard though, bro. I don't want to fucking profit off any of this. One of the home girls recommending me this cool-ass organization that was, that was pretty much like. Her organization.

Starting point is 00:48:16 No, it was set up. So, like, all this money that's going to it is pretty much going to be paying for abortions in the future and, like, contraceptives. But how is it going to be? For, like, women who can't afford it? But how is it going to be paid for abortions in the future if they're literally trying to illegalize? They're going to be. I mean, they're not in California. get flown out, you know, to a different state and they'll have that.

Starting point is 00:48:34 Wait, hold on. I can't speak on that, but like, you know. Can I speak on that, though? Is, I talked about this before how, like, it's not all the states. It depends on the state to do it. California, New York, very liberal state. So they're going to make abortion legal, obviously, right? So, but other states aren't going to make it.

Starting point is 00:48:51 But that's your immediate thought is like, let's help out these women who need abortion in those illegal states to go to legal states, right? Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold. Let me land. Let me land. Go ahead. Sorry, bro. I saw on Phil DeFrank.

Starting point is 00:49:02 recently is that bro apparently it's not in law yet but some of those states that want it to be illegal like texas or whatever they're going to make it like where if you have a citizenship as a woman in texas and you go to california get an abortion i mean the citizenship like if you're a resident if you're living in texas and you go to california to get an abortion or whatever legal state there is to go to get an abortion whatever uh residency i guess yeah but then you go back to texas they're trying to make it's a lot to find you now i was like murder i thought it's Oh, that's crazy. They're trying to find you or either either jail time or fine.

Starting point is 00:49:35 But like, it's not in law. So like. It's not in law. Yeah, but they're trying to do that. If they find out that you have like an abortion party, like an abortion like like a abortion like trip. It doesn't have to be an abortion party. It just has to be like, hey.

Starting point is 00:49:47 No, I'm saying like like like you and your home girls all that. Oh, bitch, we go into L.A. We're about to get abortions, bitch. It's legal out there. And then they all that'll be. No, no, no, I'm saying like that. No, I'm being serious. I wonder if that would be a good movie.

Starting point is 00:50:00 Listen, I'm saying if you are in an illegal state, you decide you and your home girls are getting a big group. Oh, we are all pregnant at the same time? It's not a celebration, though. No, I'm not saying it's a celebration, but I'm saying, I'm saying people are going to make it into a trip. Like, I got to, I'm going on my abortion trip. Oh, my God. I'm going away, y'all. I'll be back.

Starting point is 00:50:22 And you go, all your home girls get abortions at the same time. And then y'all all go back home. You're getting fined for it. That's what you're saying. Not even fine, but just jailed apparently as well. Like, you want to get charged for like murder or something? I'm not sure if it's murder, but they're trying to find you like some sort of amount of money and then possibly even jail time. It's not in law yet.

Starting point is 00:50:42 It's not in law yet, but there are those states that are super conservative, super like anti-abortion, they're really trying to push this thing where if you live there, you can't have an abortion. How are we moving backwards? Right? Yeah. Like we should be moving forward. But you know what's crazy is I saw that. Sorry to cut you off, Blisey, but I saw some girl, uh, I forgot what girl was.

Starting point is 00:51:00 doing this like she was like talking during a protest or something and she said something very interesting where she was like hey we've had many democratic presidents at this point including bide uh... bide in biden right now you know obama and she was saying that this abortion thing was like it was technically legal but not really legal but all it took was a president to kind of push it to make it like an actual law and none of these democratic presidents have made an actual law and it's kind of like kind of fucked up it's like why why is it that like that's kind of like the main thing that always run on is like oh we're pro abortion pro abortion but like they never actually

Starting point is 00:51:30 put into law which is which is like all across the land abortion is legal yeah i don't really know like the real like the real politics behind it but i do want to make a point though an interesting thing that i did see happen in my comments i'll say maybe it was about 99% positive right but like the bad apples there it was crazy it was only men wow it was only men they're like no hey it's a feat it's not technically her property type shit all right her vagina and her baby isn't her property. It was the definition of let you tell it. What are we?

Starting point is 00:52:02 You know what I mean? Really what are we talking about here? It's a bunch of old. Shout out of as though technically. It's a bunch of old white motherfuckers trying to tell females what to do. Like, okay. If we're really being honest, like, I don't want to get too deep into this. But like, sometimes it's better to not have the baby depend on circumstance, depending on circumstance.

Starting point is 00:52:24 Am I right or am I right? No. Can we all agree upon that? From personal, not personal. not personal experience, but like, I'm saying, I, I have a couple of close friends of mine who have had children, who let you tell it, who have had kids in high school, right? And then you always hear it, you always hear it as a kid, like, oh, you know, it makes your life more difficult. It makes things more difficult, like, because you have to, you have this huge responsibility, right?

Starting point is 00:52:45 I got to see it firsthand, bro, and I got to talk to my friends firsthand who have had kids in high school, and they're like, bro, like, it's fucking. Yeah, that is some Hollywood high. They're not mad at their kids. They're not like, you know, like, you know, feeling mad. You know, like any bad energy against them, but they do talk about how like, bro, like, it really, you have, that's your main priority. You can't make other things your priority. You can't like go work on a YouTube channel, go skate all day, go smoke all day, go drink all day. You got to take care of the kid. You got to be there for the kid. And like, it kind of like all these other opportunities that you could potentially have. It's like, it could get in the way of it. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:53:20 And you know what? I also know a lot of people on the other side of the spectrum where like that kid saved my life or me having that kid made me get my shit together but guess what yeah no matter which way no matter which size the girl's choice the girl should make that choice yes what if this person isn't mentally financially stable in the huh what what did you say nigger you got a little jean's drunk again yeah i'm kidding i'm like huh what's who there i just get swam no but yeah no but um Yeah, bro. So, like, at the end of the day, if you're not in that position, if you're not going to be the one that's going to have to take care of the kid, if you're not going to be the one

Starting point is 00:54:03 that has to provide for the kid, you need to shut the fuck up. You need to let these women deal with it themselves. They know what they're doing. Exactly. All right. I would understand. Any man that feels, sorry. No, no, no.

Starting point is 00:54:14 Any man that feels any type of way about this is not your fight. Shut the fuck up. It has nothing to do with you. Yeah. Let me know what you guys think about this. I'm not sure if this controversial or not, but I would understand. Let me play devil's ass. advocate. Okay, okay. Go ahead.

Starting point is 00:54:26 Would you want to keep... I thought you were going to say that. Would you want to keep the kid of any random girl that you ever had sex with? I think up until this point, I don't think I'm glad I didn't have a child with any of the girls. That goes... That goes to keep it a hundred with you. Are you joking? I would be fucking devastated.

Starting point is 00:54:42 How many kids would you have right now? At least three. I've had at least three abortion. But let me... House gone banging them out. I would understand if they were trying to pass a law that says it, the, the, both the male and the female have to make the decision together of like whether we keep it or not right that i could kind to understand but at this point it seems like they're just trying to completely take away all rights

Starting point is 00:55:03 away from the women where she has no calling it at all you know what you mean which isn't that isn't that kind of what they're doing that no that's what i'm saying is like i would understand if it was all the way around where like the the dude had like it was like a choice up to the dude and the girl because i could see that kind of making sense but they're making it where it's just like oh it's only it's only the government's choice that makes no sense which is like bro the number one thing about America, which I feel like people forget to forget about, is like, it's built upon the government not being, not being in your

Starting point is 00:55:29 personal business. You know what I mean? The government's about the, I mean, like, United States is about like you being able to fucking be a sovereign citizen, a citizen and study whatever religion you want or do whatever the fuck you want. And like, that includes fucking choosing to give birth, which is like, that's so invasive. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:55:44 Bro, that's like, we're supposed to be the land of the free, nigga. That's not free at all. You're trying to... That's what I'm saying. I'm trying to regulate everything, bro. I think also most importantly, I feel like it's kind of like especially over here like on on this side of the country it's it's almost like I think it's almost unanimously like that's how we all feel right I feel like that's a majority of how no you know no but like the younger gender it's really just the older crowd where it's like man back in my day you know you knew who you had sex with you know it's like okay

Starting point is 00:56:13 it's that whole shit where we're like 12 12 like just die excuse me you know I mean but like they're older it's an older crowd and I think in about 2030 years they're not really going to have too much representation because of that people have been saying that for a long time now though we're supposed to let them just die out yeah i don't think that's how that's going to happen i think that like the the older that our generation gets the more you'll see faces like ours in uh in politics it's at least in our views not not necessarily like our identity but like i disagree because people have been saying that for a long time and it hasn't changed it's getting worse it's going backwards What's the word?

Starting point is 00:56:51 What's the word? What's the word for like, when you, like, you favor your family and friends, like, in a job environment? There's a, there's, there's, there, nepotism. It's basically. I've never heard that word in my life. It's just like, bro. You went to fucking Ocean High School.

Starting point is 00:57:10 That's what. Yeah. No, yeah. Five and C. Fuck Ocean High School. That's just trash. Yeah. Paul and High Tommy nepotism.

Starting point is 00:57:17 Yeah, you went to school. You went to school with Zoe 101. By the beach and shit I feel like it just gets handed down With Jalen Spears You know what I'm fucking Nigger went to school A Rocket Power Bro, you're a billionaire

Starting point is 00:57:29 Who doesn't believe in abortion And you basically own the country Like half the country And then you have a bunch of kids You're gonna teach them your ways You know what I feel like It's just gonna continue I feel like There has to be I don't know

Starting point is 00:57:40 I don't know what the solution is here But I feel like what Blasey's saying Like I feel like people have been saying that for a long time And it really hasn't happened I just believe it's gonna happen bro I just think so You let you wait on it Bro

Starting point is 00:57:52 You have to wait on it We're on our 20s right There's some people who have this I'm damn there in our 30s But check it out In 20 years You see politicians Are 40-50

Starting point is 00:58:01 More often than you do see In their 20s But like what if you decided Just like completely Change your position in 20 years We might not be the mayor of L.A. in like 20 years We might not be here in 20 years Bro

Starting point is 00:58:12 How do you say that? We'd be smoking Drinking I don't know all types of shit dude Oh relax Calm town X Oh, come on, bro. Don't wish that upon yourself, Harry.

Starting point is 00:58:22 Don't work out upon none of us. You're making it sound like a live stream just going to go bad one day. Like, I'll kill myself stream. It's like we might not be here tomorrow. Okay, can we squeak on this? Tokes not the first person to do this, but Mr. Spliff Mode himself said in the beginning of this podcast

Starting point is 00:58:39 before we started that I smoke too much. You do. I've said this a million times. I hear this all the time. And it always... I don't think you smoke too, bro. It lingers in the back of my head. I'm like, bro, do I smoke?

Starting point is 00:58:49 too much and like but I don't want to smoke any less you know let me tell it let me tell it you smoke too much bro you smoke a lot brad says Mr. Opiate Leanhead Over here wow I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm talking about wow Let you tell it

Starting point is 00:59:04 Nica you don't want selling them to leave Yeah exactly what the fuck Good Triss Exposed wow You got that good Tris Good Patricia Nigga Oh my God

Starting point is 00:59:17 Okay no but check it out That was hilarious I randomly went on your stream yesterday. I'm at least what you're up to. It's just you just packing a joint. And I'm like, yeah, what were the odds?

Starting point is 00:59:26 And just, he just goddamn smoking one of them. Oh, God. He got one still lit, rolling another one. With your little roller and shit, bro, like,

Starting point is 00:59:32 it's damn near a cigarette. Oh, it's an hour. I can roll a joint front of it. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, bro, you've been getting windroll.

Starting point is 00:59:37 You literally, you literally been staring at the clock. Wait, I don't roll some gas, bro. Yeah. This is the way you gave me, but I can take some more.

Starting point is 00:59:42 You've been staring at the clock waiting for it to say seven i'd be smoking and shit but like you know i'm not like backwood seven graham oh no hold on you guys are wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait while we're talking about smoking man shout out to motherfucking app plug club l a man shout out to fire society shout out to loosely for getting us right and shout to don murchis as well man i don't know who the hell that is but shout out to plug club l a shout out shout out mayday printout shout to j1 from san francisco listen this is not time for y all to shout out everybody. This is, oh, the

Starting point is 01:00:15 shout out to my brother. All right, guys. Shout to my brother, Anthony, if you're watching this. Hey, no, actually shout out to your brother. My mom, I love you. Shout out to Yuri's mom. You might not agree with my lifestyle, but it's fine. And shout out to Potlord and his shorty for the, for what was the anniversary? You weren't even there, bitch.

Starting point is 01:00:31 Shout to the 15 redacted. It was my, it was my wife's birthday and wedding anniversary. Why is he acting when he was there? He was there. I know, why you didn't come? Y'all didn't invite me. Whoa, I did that. Bro, I told you here after disconnected. I swear to God.

Starting point is 01:00:47 You didn't follow up. Wow. You want him to follow up on his. He's a busy man. He's a busy man. On his girl's birthday. Oh, my Ralphie shit. Bro, I call it.

Starting point is 01:00:56 Bro, I called this thing. It was like, yo, I'm about to go to Tokes. You want to come? Ah, man, I got a design for little Wayne today. I don't know. I got a design. Oh, man. I got to prove.

Starting point is 01:01:05 I got to prove the T-Rail that I'm a better designer. I got a design for God right now, bro. God need merch. He's like, yo, hey. And there's a new, there's a new Jesus Christ. Wow. Bad podcasting. Huh?

Starting point is 01:01:17 Lalo keeps calling you, huh? Shut the phone. What the fuck? Is it redacted? No, I thought it was the surprise that I got. Bro. Wait, house phone. How often have you been going to the Reddit?

Starting point is 01:01:26 To the restaurant? Reddit. Never. Did you? I just said never. I know I didn't see it. Okay. Well, there was a house phone starter pack.

Starting point is 01:01:35 Oh, I did see that actually. That was fucking hilarious. See, this is like, I don't know. Did they get it right? Maybe. Really? Like, is there any way you can find that? It was like a flannel.

Starting point is 01:01:45 No, no, no, here. I'll just send it to you here. Speaking of Riley, did you hear Riley read say cornbread fuck nigger in a rap song? On a pussy ass cornbread fuck niggas. Eat it, eat it up. Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga. Oh, wait. Hey, Riley, don't pull that up.

Starting point is 01:02:01 Don't pull that up. Did Riley ever bring that up herself? Like, had she ever like can't. Riley Reed? Why would she bring that up? I mean, bro, it's always going to be like internet lore. You know, why would she want to speak on her herself? She got to speak on it.

Starting point is 01:02:14 You don't have to, bro. You seen her Instagram comments lately? I had to speak on it all. No, I haven't. It's all just like, I was. Nick and nigga, nigga, nigga. Oh, my God. You got to have her on community clips.

Starting point is 01:02:24 You and her sit down a community. Why would I have her? We're going to have her on here. Yeah, we got to have her. And what, you're going to take the pass away from her? You can be like, sorry. I'm here to sit down and take this goddamn inward. Are we just have like,

Starting point is 01:02:37 whatever you just had Riley we come from just, just come firing. Just me a mock or muggle. Gina immediately Mixed as a Patreon episode Yeah That's a fake Also you're the one that said to his EPO

Starting point is 01:02:50 That's what I was gonna say Heard twisted here I don't know No niggins from San Diego He paid him for an interview One of your best friends is from San Diego You did say you hate the day go Literally

Starting point is 01:03:02 One of the most niggas that I know That's closest to you Who is from San Diego Who that's wild You're from San Diego That's you're bro You're fake I was born there. I was born in Camp

Starting point is 01:03:13 Pettleton. What's the area code? I don't know. I don't know. 619. 619. Bro, you're born in New York, Flint, San Diego. I never said that. San Bernardino.

Starting point is 01:03:23 No, I didn't. Living in Hawaii for two years. No. No, listen. I have a whole thing. I say, can you not pull that up? Please. Please, please, please.

Starting point is 01:03:32 Take it off. Take it off. Take it off. Oh, the starter pack? I thought talking about the other thing. The redacted in the redacted thumbnail is wild. Yeah, no. Don't put that.

Starting point is 01:03:40 I don't put that up. Funny. Wait till they make Wait till they make a yeary starter Can we please see I want to see all the meat page Just make a yeary starter pack Oh yeah you're out of pocket

Starting point is 01:03:52 What would it be? You're The Reddit has definitely gone in on me Yeah, man, reddit, man fucking read this bitch How about that? Do you want to read so much you fucking nerd? Yo, you all right?

Starting point is 01:04:07 Reddit is a place for bookworms and intellectual Yo, bro. Who got that much time to type, bro? Reddit is like pre-Twitter. That's what I'm saying, bro. Like, there's just some bookworms. Like, let them go ahead and get their points up.

Starting point is 01:04:20 They've been to find their fucking Reddit points up. They're not going to fucking. They're going to fucking. They're about to find, like, Blassey calling some girl a bitch in like 2016. Man. On Twitter. They, how about you, they pull that up, right? They have, they go find Blasies.

Starting point is 01:04:36 Where he has a worst fucking joke. I'm like, oh, yeah. You laughed at it, though. But I meant like evil intention jokes. They're gonna find Yuri's like old like lean days. It's like oh yeah you did beat the shit of that girl, right? Like Yuri, no, I didn't beat shit on that girl. Bro, this is too funny.

Starting point is 01:04:51 You're probably projecting you. Yeah, Yuri kind of. Yeah, Chad, can we find that there's any like weird YouTube videos or like World Star videos or like kicking a girl downstairs or something? Wow. That's crazy. Pushing her out of Hummer like Gucci Man? Because why would he bring that up?

Starting point is 01:05:04 The fact that you said that would never, no, I'm joking. Yeah. All right. Can we get to the sneaker news finally, guys? If you want. That was the most like That was the most Zesty thing you ever said

Starting point is 01:05:15 Guys can we please get to the sneaker news That was an intense intro Bro How was that? That was zesty And what we literally do Sneaker news segments every week And I said can we start it

Starting point is 01:05:27 All of a sudden Oliver This is wrong with a little zest You're looking like a lion zest Right now That's what I'm fucking detest All right yeah Jumping to Corona nigga

Starting point is 01:05:38 Yeah, my man, it is a fucking align, right? The brown and the... All right, all right, all right. We got the ComNagar-San home plus Nike Terminator highs. The release info is bumming soon. I'm fucking with them. I want to see the back where it says CDG on the back. Can you just go through?

Starting point is 01:06:01 I kind of like the blue. You used to look like boxing shoes, bad. Yeah, they do. I'm going to be honest. I wish it would have just, like, why isn't the toe part, I mean, why isn't the ankle part the same as the toe? Like, why is it all white? It looks like an Air Force mixed with a Jordan 1.

Starting point is 01:06:17 It looks like the, what are those shits call? Like the Air Force something. I know what you're trying to say, but. Like Nike Vandals or somewhere. And they used to have the, you knickens used to hang the strap on the back of them. No, literally. How have they not came out yet and they look so old? Honestly, if they were Jordan 1s that had that on the back, it would be a little harder.

Starting point is 01:06:37 Maybe they're, I fuck with them. Yeah, I think they're like slightly wetting or something. I mean, can you pick a side? That sounds like you when you ditch me to go in the studio sometimes. Wait, what? Just kidding. Hey, Blassey, you be saying some funny-ass shit. You guys like these?

Starting point is 01:06:54 I'm not a fan personally. I always hated the shape of the shoe, though. I like them the same way, you know what I'm saying? The same way you like product shoes. No. No, I'm saying like the same way I might like sports sometimes, like. You know, it's cool. Like, you'll tap in every now and then, but you don't really care.

Starting point is 01:07:11 I have no business. You feel me? Like, yeah. Mm. Okay. Yeah, they could have had a way better collab than this, bro. Come on, man. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:07:19 This is just lazy to me, to be honest. No. I mean, I don't think it's lazy because they're bringing, they're trying to bring back a newer, I mean, an older silhouette that has been also. Also, I could be tripping, but it does look like they purposely made it look like it came out from like the 90s or something. Just the texture and like the way these shoes are like.

Starting point is 01:07:37 The color palette. Like 1% like weird or something like that Looks like they were like sewn like all janky I think that they probably try to try to play on that At least I'm assuming so maybe they're just like poorly produced But I feel like they did it on purpose So for that you know I kind of tipped my hat to that But in other contexts

Starting point is 01:07:55 But I feel like if you're gonna put some pants So if you were gonna wear it with pants I feel like they might be cool If you wear them pants you're not gonna know If they're Air Forces Jordan 1s Nike vandals I feel like that's why it'll be cool Listen, your pants over it

Starting point is 01:08:09 You know Your pants got to be kind of baggy But it got to stop Where I'm at a CDG Exactly Because they're just covering the whole CDG What's the important purpose And me banging the CDGs

Starting point is 01:08:18 Yeah, fact I don't like the shape I mean it's the little pinkaboo The ankle is ugly No I'm at war with these bro I think the way to I'm at war with you

Starting point is 01:08:30 The way they just got them laced up It's crazy to me If you threw them in my face I'm a cop of it If you're not going If you laced him up The right way it could be cool sent me a box for free I might swag it.

Starting point is 01:08:40 If you really want me to be honest, I see Boston needs. I ain't gonna hold with some baggy ass pants. Yeah, yeah. Like if my pants hit the D right there, pause, then I think it's good. Yeah, that was crazy. My pants hit the D. Do you think that also like where the fuck are these photos like shot at, bro? At the fucking Nike sample office.

Starting point is 01:09:00 Bro, this is like the factory in like China right now. Like is this the, if this was the photo, shoot then they killed it or this was a leak this is not the photo shoot this is just that will be a leak of the sample all right all right are you ready for the next shoe yeah we got the Joe fresh goods vans man no release no release day yet but confirmed that the entire range will be available exclusively through Joe fresh good man he's is hard man I'm fucking with every color way man I'm gonna keep it a stack he's is hard I'm gonna keep it a stack like I know Joe fresh goods does good stuff

Starting point is 01:09:35 his homies with half evil. But when is the... I don't really get these shoes. And what context was him being homies with half evil important in any type of way? You know, in a couple slides, you'll understand. Oh, yeah, true. But no, no, no. I just want to know, like, when's the last time you two on a pair of vans?

Starting point is 01:09:53 That's also a bigger question. So it's like, are you being biased because you don't like vans? Mm. Or I like... No, but there... Excuse me. There are a pair of vans. Like, for instance, I feel like...

Starting point is 01:10:05 with your babe ones I wanted to find the babe ones I couldn't I couldn't come across them back it's everywhere I'm just I don't know if it's pride I don't know if it's just like it takes too long but I don't think I'll buy anything else stock X bro these Instagram niggas be taking way longer than stock eggs bro I just be trying to come across you I don't know but I love like the vault souls bro the socks the socks are cool because look how he did a little fresh fresh good branding like I feel like he they should have did some shit like that with the shoes honestly stupid

Starting point is 01:10:35 bro I thought so the shoes match the socks are cold yeah the socks are fired socks are hardest foot oh oh wow that's fired that's hard honestly they're going up that is cold hey how do you feel about everything coming out with 777 now I mean I'm not the inventor of it bro I'm not but it's like everything now all of a sudden listen listen all of a sudden let them speak on it it's all of a sudden you can speak on it but I'm gonna let you tell it and once is once it said it's already been spoken. And if it's cook, you can't uncook it. And if it's cooked, you fucking can't

Starting point is 01:11:10 can't un-cooking. This looks like one of Tokes homies from the borr-walk or something. Or a nigga from Chicago. I was like, this is Chicago, for sure. Got to drop on the flexing nigga, Tennessee. Nicky, those pink ones are gats are gats. Those people are

Starting point is 01:11:25 crazy. Bro, what? Are you crazy? He's swagging it, too. Like, just regular. No, the pink ones are hard. The regular just stepped out the crib fit. You know what I'm saying? He did that. Yeah, these are hard, bro. Yeah, sir Yeah Nah, the socks are cold though

Starting point is 01:11:43 I'm fucking with the socks I don't know Oh my fucking God These are the worst No no no no no no we could die right it to it All right let's talk about these monstrosities These the fucking Ugliest hype like Niggas that's trying to flex like they got

Starting point is 01:12:00 Bradshue of all time The Crocs MCM collection out now via MCM 390 dollars for the black ones These shits are fucking terrible If I see any of y'all baby mama's Walking down the street With an MCM fucking Fannie Pack on

Starting point is 01:12:16 With some fucking MCM crocs Niggia your baby mama's getting socked Just like that You don't think there's any way These are terrible Alright so look I thought these are whack too But then Trev told me the back part can come off

Starting point is 01:12:28 And I was like all right these are hard The back part is not what needs to come off It all needs to come off Bro, no, bro. This entire collab needs to come off. Nah, bro. I kind of like the bad. I kind of like the back.

Starting point is 01:12:41 I'm not going to lie. I can't fuck at the back part. You want to send me a pair? I'll show them how to wear them. Honestly, though, it's like... Those are... You might as well just save your money and get actual, like, nice designer shit. MCM is not...

Starting point is 01:12:53 MCM is just not it, bro. No, I felt that. Unless you're little Zan or like... I don't fucking know. I'm not going to lie. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm not going to lie. Those are...

Starting point is 01:13:03 Way cooler than the other one. Bro, you're full of shit. Yeah, those are ass. Those are weak as fun, bro. That other ones are weak, too. You got a little blasiery on your shoes. You literally can throw those on and match your fit right now. That's what I'm saying.

Starting point is 01:13:15 I could see it easily right now. And they got the bang bob chain dangling from your shit, too. Fuck you mean. You got the fucking chain dangled MCM backpack. Yo, I love you. Nigger, by the tie to bang bob on the front. No, no, honestly, both of these suck, but these are better of the worst. Nah, those are way better.

Starting point is 01:13:40 No, bro, those are weak as shit. You want a fanny pack on the top of your crop. Those are not. Bro, no, no, go back. Bro, no, no, go back. Yeah. That's literally a fanny pack on the front of the shit of the cro. That's hard, bro.

Starting point is 01:13:53 You're a fucking bum. I kind of like it. Only bum niggas wear MCM. I'm sorry. I like to speak about. I said. I said. I said what I said.

Starting point is 01:14:01 I'll step out with an MCM backpack. because you're Mexican that's what they do Fuck you MCM's hard No it's not Bro name you what MCM is like Michael Coors Am I wrong or am I right

Starting point is 01:14:13 Everybody has where MCA right now It's Mexican Keep you out honey Gina views Why John Is MCM like Michael Coors? Okay You got me to hear

Starting point is 01:14:22 Spoke on it In what context Ezo It's more expensive Is MCM like Michael Coors Ezo said I don't know I get a fuck

Starting point is 01:14:32 Bro, they don't sell MCM at ROSS. They're going to start. They're about to start. I ain't going to lie. It might start. Then me and Yuri. They do have it in a boot year. At Ross?

Starting point is 01:14:42 Yes. Then Yuri has a new shopping partner. Who? Me. Oh, for what? He didn't even know. Yeah, so you niggas want fanny packs on your feet. I understand.

Starting point is 01:14:57 I think it looks kind of cool. It's like a lot. Bro, you want to fucking chain on your shoe. Not the chain. That's you. Fuck you. You got the. You got the bank bob Cuban dangling on your fucking neck.

Starting point is 01:15:08 Dangling off your ankles, bro. What the fuck? Those are the ones you would drip out. Bro, those are fucking bitchy on your shit. They're both asses, fuck. No, these are definitely ass. These are horrible, bro. Throw these in the dumpster.

Starting point is 01:15:20 Wow. These look like your Air Forces. Stop the malarkey. Quit the tomfoolery right now. Okay, let's go ahead and transfer over to the clothing news, man. We got the Stozy and Cactus Plant Flea Market Collab. At select Dover Street Martian locations. Martian, I'm sick.

Starting point is 01:15:39 Continue. Let me cook. God damn. That shit was burnt. It was burnt. That was one. It was burnt. All right.

Starting point is 01:15:47 It's at Select Dover Street Market locations in Stozy's website. Nick, you don't talk about anything. I just left Dover Street. Where's your bag at? You left Dover Street for Flacco. Who's the bigger sim? I bought myself clothes. You're buying all the homies clothes now.

Starting point is 01:16:02 First of all. No matter the gender. First of all, Wait, what? Nobody got no clothes from Dover Street except for me. I bought myself clothes. Bro, Dover Street's the roster designer. Nigger.

Starting point is 01:16:13 They shit there. It's a whole lot of nothing. Be real with yourself. It's a whole lot of nothing there. So you think because you... I fuck with bro at the sneaker section. That's the homie, but... So you think because you hit redacted and got the redacted discount.

Starting point is 01:16:26 Yeah. That it just makes it better. Bro, it's big bodega. No, no, I'm banging bodega as well. But I'm also bank No, I'm just kidding No, bro You're a wild

Starting point is 01:16:38 I know he's what to say You gotta know He's so wild Honestly You might have to You might have to tap in with me I'm not gonna say I do or I don't Redact it

Starting point is 01:16:48 Shout out to Dover Street man They got good They got some strong ass coffee back there I like this hoodie though This hoodie looks fire Stu C get it I like that Oh big A balls

Starting point is 01:16:58 Fire This is actually kind of fire I like the color too. I like this too. Really? Yeah. A little skateboarding. That's Yuri in the middle. Look, that's Yuri. That's Tok on the right, and that's fucking me because I'm a hitchhiker. Your nigga, he's a bum.

Starting point is 01:17:16 He's a hitchhiker. Niggins say you want to kill me because I'm bitchliking. Huh? Because of what? I say because my bitch. The nigga said, because you're just a name dagger. He said some bullshit. Fuck you. He's a fixie writer.

Starting point is 01:17:29 No, you literally are a fixie writer. Fuck you. Keep in a second, y'nigas was mad when I said GZ Obama's better than Ralph. No, no, no, no. This nigga said, no, we're not getting off this. This nigga said he fixed you from Paramount to fucking North Hollywood and back. I used to fix him everywhere, too. I used to make huge.

Starting point is 01:17:46 I went from here to like that one dam in like Asusa. I went to like Gardina to like Santa Monica. Bro, I was biking. That's not that bad. That's what I'm saying. We were picking, like, two hovers up from every city. That shit was fun. Go to Santa Monica, get some like chickens, you know?

Starting point is 01:18:01 bro i used to skate home sometime from santa monica to hawthor that's crazy but not really if you think about it because look you just go the beach route you just go up lincoln the whole way and then you get to like westchester then you pass lax and then you're there once you get to l a x you're there you're making it it sound like a cakewalk bro that's like a three hour like to make it that's why when you're doing this headphones in phone charge listening to some bullshit This is a joy badass. Pushing Mongo?

Starting point is 01:18:28 Listen in 1999. Pushing Mongo? Pushing Mongo isn't a joey bad ass. Y' got me fucked up. We got to Bany Gold five panel. Bigger, yeah. That niggins say five panel. That niggas.

Starting point is 01:18:41 Fucking camp hat. Niggas. You had all of them. Hell no. You never seen me no camp hat. Broke in a lot because you got no one at the drum circle. You're joking. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:18:51 Nick. You have to be lying right down. I've never been in the camp. I really have so many. Bro, you had a six panel. What are you talking about? You're rocking a six panel right now. Now we're discriminating on hats.

Starting point is 01:19:03 Yes, we all. I'm not doing half so much. Honestly, I would never. We never, I would never put a strap back on again in the day in my entire life. Hell no. Do you put a strap on before a strap back? Yo, what the fuck? No, no.

Starting point is 01:19:17 I'll put a snappy on before I put it. Tell not to redact it. Not me, house phone. I'll put a snapion before I put a strap on. Yeah. Okay. Wow. for the record.

Starting point is 01:19:25 You think so or what? You agree or you disagree? No, I stay putting in the snappy. No, that's what I'm saying. I wear it snappy before I wear a strappy. I don't need a bell buckle on the back of my dome. Like, yeah, what is? It's cool.

Starting point is 01:19:40 Oh, man. Like, why do I need? Why do I need? What are in front of your dome? That's even worse. You look like 2012, big Sean wearing like a fucking just, a just Don, just Don C leather hat. Like, get the fuck out here.

Starting point is 01:19:53 You're comparing me to succeed my house. logo. Yeah. You got the Chicago Bulls leather Python brim. So you say, with the USA Glory Gang show. Get the fuck out of you.

Starting point is 01:20:04 Wait, you're saying I look like a successful rapper in my peak? Thank you, man. I appreciate it. You look like a fucking dweeb. That's what you look like. And Bossa just stole your chain. And Bossa stole your fucking hat drip

Starting point is 01:20:15 and make it look cooler. Look cooler. Clip that. Yeah, he did. He did trying to take it. Bossa takes Yere's hat swag. Clip that. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:20:24 Honestly, that's, be the next vital. If Bossa takes my place on disconnected, I'm jumping off. He honestly got more drip than you. It would only be right if we did switch y'all out. That's a crazy manifestation right there. That's it, dude.

Starting point is 01:20:35 The Reddit's going to make a poll. Should we play Searie with Bossa? Bossa be having this time, man. Yeah, it was on that shit on you guys. All right, let's keep going to the Stucy collab, man. We just talking about nonsense now. Honestly, I'm fucking with like,

Starting point is 01:20:49 honestly, all of these. I like that shirt. Yeah, that shirt sucks. Yeah, that's a shit. Yeah, that's kind of cool, actually. I like it. That shirt is weird. What if that was the nothing personal?

Starting point is 01:20:58 Half-Evo shirt. I don't know. That shit is my bitch. Honestly, I'm fucking with the whole collab. The shorts are hard. I like the shorts. I might,

Starting point is 01:21:07 yeah. All right, we didn't need that. Is that a towel? I'd be moist sometime. That's a disconnected merch. Yo, Stozy,

Starting point is 01:21:14 tap in with me if you're on the surf shit, man. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, one of the biggest street wear brands since, like, fucking 1980. Yeah, it's tap in with me.

Starting point is 01:21:22 Yeah, they need some, if they need some surfers, let me know. They're going to hit up like Kelly Slater or something. They're going to hit up like Kelly Slater's not about to go to Stozy. These belts never work right, bro. Yeah, those belts do suck. I never learned how I put that shit on.

Starting point is 01:21:34 Oh, shit. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think it's time to speak on it, man. The next segment we got of the clothing news of the week, man. We got the nothing personal half evil collapse. Man, let's go. Releasing July 5th. Yes, sir.

Starting point is 01:21:49 Bro, these fucking colors are absolutely next. This is crazy. We had a lot of fun, bro. I kind of wanted to, like, Like, I don't know. We kind of just like freestyle this whole shit. It started with the H and the E over it. We threw the threes on it.

Starting point is 01:22:02 And I was like, we need some text. Then the last hit was like that tribal shit right there. That was just me just freestyling. I'm like, what tribal shit? On the arms? Yeah. We do like some tribal. I have a sport shit.

Starting point is 01:22:12 I have a question for you. What's up? How do you like in 2022? How long you've been doing this since 2016, 2015? Yeah. Like seven years. How do you still make it fun at this point? How do I still make it fun?

Starting point is 01:22:23 Man. It's the challenge, bro. honestly like i still love clothes and like i don't know bro i'll be shit last couple months i'd be in the uber right and i'll just be looking around the city bro and just looking like all this shit i'm like there's so much inspiration laying out like there is not enough that people have done with clothes yet you know there has been a lot of people have done but i'm still having fun with this shit bro you know what i mean like it's just a part of me i'm afraid of that though you know i mean people always talk about that like you know

Starting point is 01:22:49 one day you're just gonna like not be as creative as the day before but like i'm i'm i'm I don't believe that like. I feel like if it's in you, it's in you. But it sucks, though. I will say the downfall of all this shit is like, I see that as fun. So like whenever I'm trying to like get some rest or go away from work, like, I'm not having fun. Bro, these are, this is crazy. It's weird.

Starting point is 01:23:08 Well, why don't you just like embrace it and say fuck it? I do. You do. I just go home until I'm sleepy. And then I'm like, fuck, then I go home and sleep. You go, you go hard until you sleep? Yeah. Like you just work on shit until you're like, I'm this time to call it.

Starting point is 01:23:23 I'm going to go home and like fade out for 30 minutes. come back when I wake up. You don't do anything else in between or like anything? I'd be tripping out. Why fucking am I buying these clothes for? But who's seeing me in my same six homies? Literally, bro. I'd be dressing for the homies.

Starting point is 01:23:36 Pause. Yo, that's crazy. And for the shorties too. For the shorties that you fucking wake up next to on the freeways? But I mean, how many shorties do you see compared to homies? He don't really see them because he's blacked out drunk on the middle of the freeway. You can pull it out of the car. It could be a homie or a shorty.

Starting point is 01:23:50 No, that's funny. But if you blacked out wearing that, you're fine. Why? Yeah, because you're going to, wake yourself up like that's so bright fuck where am I hell no

Starting point is 01:24:00 man no court in September we're gonna take this shit wow is the next is the other shirt on here no no no

Starting point is 01:24:11 fuck no we didn't we didn't have that so you only preview one yeah no but if you guys want to see the next shirt I'm promoting it tomorrow check me on Instagram

Starting point is 01:24:19 at at blazies.com NPHE at blaseys.com No at BLAZZYS Not Blasey Squeaks Not Blazrella Blazies

Starting point is 01:24:29 Blazzarella There's a female fan page that just post screenshots How you know it's female Because it says Blasrella No because the girl The end's me don't her That's Blasey

Starting point is 01:24:39 And like some girl in the future Making his own Sirela That's just like some weird like For an intern I have Blasorella It's a foreign intern that I hired Just to like take screenshots In my story

Starting point is 01:24:49 He's like That could be your female one I'm not a lie That's the most player shit You ever said to me ever I'm what? Why would I hire someone to do that? I'm gonna say that's tight.

Starting point is 01:24:58 Bro, you know somebody DM me after my Instagram got deleted and said, I have all of your posts archive, let me know if you want them. But I don't need someone to make like a fan page. I stole my hat backwards. Those are the while following if it's not being made, you know? Bro, I know a crazy-ass girl that has like 15 fan pages that she made all of them. That is, that is some sociopath shit. It's like you want, you want people to believe that you're lit so bad that you made 15 of your own.

Starting point is 01:25:21 As soon as I hear that that's a red flag, like, hey, nice. meaning of you, I got a head out. You're going to do some crazy shit to me. Bro, I know. She did a lot of crazy shit. Dude, there's a dude who made like a hundred plus accounts to stay in Tokes chat. Yeah, that's a What? But now they're best friends.

Starting point is 01:25:37 Who? Mr. Ujis? No. Pisa? Sloppy poppy. That's what it was? Yeah. No, you're joking? He made like a hundred accounts just to keep standing. Just to keep traveling in a chat. Tocke would keep banning him and he would make another account. Are you joking?

Starting point is 01:25:53 Yeah, and I'm not dead ass. I'm dead ass, brother. I'm not even, it's not even a job. I only think we should give this arsonist his recognition. Why you keep saying, cause me what arsonist? Because they get off knowing that they committed a crime so they can see themselves in the news. But the news does it promote that shit. Arsonist is a specific crime as a fire.

Starting point is 01:26:10 Yeah. And that's why they're causing the media fire. Yes. I like that. No, they're doing something wrong just to get attention. That's what an arsonist does. They do shit wrong. No, but they, no, arsonists is.

Starting point is 01:26:22 They specifically set a fire. Yeah. It's an analogy, bro, just like eggs and ketchup. That's my fault. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have brought it up. The eggs and ketchup is an analogy? Yeah. What's the bigger analogy for eggs and ketchup? Don't judge a book by his cover? I can't believe.

Starting point is 01:26:35 I'm judging the book by it's cover. That shit is gross and I'm okay. Bro, it's part of the family tree of a chicken. You put ketchup with chicken. You can put ketchup with eggs. It's not a bit of a chicken. Listen, you want to know why? You want to know why, bro, check it out because look, you know.

Starting point is 01:26:49 As a black man, you should be disgusting. You're a guy. Bro, your metaphor is like it. You can put some hot sauce too. Y'all tripping. Any condiment that goes on chicken goes on egg. That's cap. What are you talking about, bread?

Starting point is 01:27:01 You had honey with chicken? Do you had honey with egg? Have you had honey with egg? Have you had honey with egg? I'm not going to drizzle some honey over my eggs. I'm going to be honest with you. Bro, what are you? Honey on eggs.

Starting point is 01:27:12 Any condiment that goes on chicken goes on egg. You could not catch up. Besides buffalo sauce, don't do barbecue or buffalo sauce. Wait, wait, but which one has you just. You guys will be canceled for that. Wait, which one hatch first, the chicken or the egg? egg. That show

Starting point is 01:27:27 was exploded. Bro, have you guys seen the Instagram thing where it's just like it's like when you have that crazy Cuban father

Starting point is 01:27:33 who's like it's three birds with one tree he just gives you metaphors that don't make sense. No, what are you talking about?

Starting point is 01:27:39 No, that's blasi right now he's not in the future. He's practicing for the future. He's doing a pretty good job of practicing. He's damn there there already. He almost got it perfected

Starting point is 01:27:47 whatever goes on chicken goes on eggs except barbecue. He's like, listen here, boy. Listen. So, when I was

Starting point is 01:27:53 young, we put the goddamn chicken with the Sprite and we put goddamn eggs with ketchup, right? I'm gonna have a pop-up, bro, where that's all you're gonna have. Bro, for the record, did you see that the Blasey restaurant?

Starting point is 01:28:07 It was like Blasey restaurant pop-up. The breakfast was eggs, eggs with ketchup. The lunch, the lunch was cold weaties. Was cold. Lunch was cold. That shit was so funny.

Starting point is 01:28:20 That shit. The lunch was cold weeds with lime and tapatio and the dinner was either chicken with Sprite or Coke would be. Bro, when Blasey's going to be like 60, his kid's going to walk into the room with the chicken with Coke and Blasey's going to be

Starting point is 01:28:35 like, we used to beat the shit out of people. No, Blazzy's going to knock the whole tray over. Like, like, no, the homie proved the good point. Why the fuck do they have Coke at Chick-fil-A? Oh, no. You never had it? You never had cherry Coke with your spicy chicken sandwich? No.

Starting point is 01:28:53 What am I? Mom? The fuck? Eating mom meals? Yeah, that's a mom meal, bro. You're zestiest shit this episode. It's a mom meal. Let's get to the sneaker news.

Starting point is 01:29:05 I need my spicy chicken with cherry pepper. Cherry pepper? Cherry Pepsi? Yeah. Nick a Blassey look like a brand new green light. Thank you. You look like a cracked open pistachio. Blassie's wearing this sweater for the

Starting point is 01:29:23 next time you get stuck on a freeway so people don't hit him. That I think he said fuck I hazard like this. You can look like a graded essay. Hold on, hold on, hold on. We got we got a special guest here, man. We can go deep around Blasey. You, pause. Yo, pause.

Starting point is 01:29:39 Why are you trying to go deep on the homie, bro? Come on, dude, nah. We talked about this. Okay, one of y'all announced the next close while I answer this. Whoa, bro, who are you talking to? It's going to happen. How long does it take to answer? Nigga, I just passed it to you.

Starting point is 01:29:51 But who are you talking to? Don't worry. I got somebody on the way. Lago Gambrazy? We have... Bro, you really want to fuck that guy. I don't. Keep it a stack.

Starting point is 01:29:59 No, that's just a homie now. Bro. We have an A&B, right? It's going to make sense. Watch. Okay, I want to see. Those pants are cool. Oh, shit, it's supposed to announce it.

Starting point is 01:30:09 Yeah, what is this? Let me land. Let me land, bro. You need to take off here. Man, well, I'm offset. It's a bit of Cuevo. Ambush just came out with their new drop. The resort.

Starting point is 01:30:22 Spring, Summer. collection. This will be coming soon, guys. What do you guys think? I, like, from like a, like a clever, like, uh, perspective, I fuck with the pants, you know, the little side shit. I think people are having fun with that. That's just another perspective on it. I think the pants are fired. This is good boss. Good boss and drip. This is a good boss and drip, though. Honestly, sometimes you need some, some boss in your life. Pause. Pause, bro. Bosset. I'm missing boss of drip. What's wrong with that? This boss is designed all this. to inspire your, uh, your shopping experience?

Starting point is 01:30:56 I mean, honestly, this is kind of given, like, you vibes right here. What do you, what have you seen wearing sweatsuit? Like the shoes, though? The shoes, yes. Where have you seen wear shoes like that? Really every day. Yeah. Wait, did you see that, did you see that that shit that kid tagged this in?

Starting point is 01:31:09 And it was like, this is Blasey shoe lineup. And it was like all these, like, black bat shoes and shit. That shit had me cry. You wear a variation of the shoe every single day. What are you talking about? A slight variation. These do not look like that. Yeah, because you got on sandals today.

Starting point is 01:31:23 Yeah, that's different. That's like you just... I ain't even know him sanders with the yore. He just kicked him all. You got a puffer jacket on your feet. I don't got a fucking rubber fucking soul.

Starting point is 01:31:33 So what? I try to do. Yeah, you do that rubber. Yeah, I was gonna say. Man, this purse thing is fire. What do you do? Come on, bro. That shit is well.

Starting point is 01:31:42 I just start wearing purses. You're just as nasty, man. You got... Can we get a... You got Rosecrans, Vic, come all over your jeans. But I'm, but I'm just...

Starting point is 01:31:52 But I'm the zesty one. Oh, my God. That thing it made them custom for you at the crib. Fuck you. Nudding on your jeans. Hell no, and you got Twissy P blood mixed in, too. Bro,

Starting point is 01:32:05 I make your t-shirt, grab that shit off a fucking Pixar app, bro. That's about distorted. I'm not going to lie to you. This is your number one op that made this shirt. Your number one, literally your number one hater.

Starting point is 01:32:16 So, why does a bias take right now? No, no, no. No, no, I think. Congratulations. What the fuck do you want me to say? No, listen. You got a Stevie Oaky and Stozy collab.

Starting point is 01:32:26 You got shit out the P.O. Box box. Oh, shout out. That was it. You got the Fan Club drip. Yeah. This trip brought to you by no jumper. No, no. This drip brought you by Wonderland.

Starting point is 01:32:41 I know you got that fucking rave shit. Nah, this is P.O. Box hat. What do you mean? This is fucking free and easy, man. Venice, California. You got to get life. He found none of the sand of Venezuela. Like, you better get care of.

Starting point is 01:32:52 You better get a. You better get familiar, man. Listen, listen. They sent that shit to Yuri and Yuri Hammydowned it to you after the long time. Shout out free and easy out of Venice, California. That's cap. Yeah, Flacco tried that hat on.

Starting point is 01:33:04 His head was too big. Niggum. Like the Grinch tried that shit on it. He's like, yo, Blasie. Do me a solid. It looks like a picnic tried this shit. Oh, really? Yeah, this front of the shit

Starting point is 01:33:14 looked like a newspaper. I know, I know. Front page, real all the baldy-looking ass, nass nigga. He got a phone cord on his fucking shirt, bro. That ain't a fucking chase. Look, I'm not gonna lie to y'all

Starting point is 01:33:24 That shit is centipede, bro I'm not gonna lie This is a very bad quality shirt I'm gonna be up Like I fuck with bro But like that shit That shit was printed in 144 P and shit If I wore that

Starting point is 01:33:36 I feel like you would roast Bro-in' you look like a substitute nigga the fuck are you talking about Are you trying to roast the sharp right now The back goes crazy The back goes crazy Does it not? No

Starting point is 01:33:46 This is crazy The back goes crazy I recognize the word G unit Now listen I just don't like how he'd be hating on the homie though For no reason And like, sneak on it. No, not me.

Starting point is 01:33:55 I posted the, uh, the pro club pro choice shirt by Blasey. And I thought bro was like complimented or something because he said like, wow or something. And I was like, yeah, too cold. And he was just like, what? Like, like, like, I know me and bro don't like see eye to eye, but like, not this ain't me. You have an eye to see him with. Wow.

Starting point is 01:34:15 Now I'm just like, at this point, I'm just like, bro, you're really just hating on the homie. Like this for no reason. And like, I don't know how you think that's going to make me and you cooler. But it's just really going to make me just not talk to you. Yeah. Because I have posted it on my close friends when you first had posted it. So, nigger, now you're off to close friends because you're just hating on my homie.

Starting point is 01:34:35 I don't need you to keep responding to my story hating on my homie. And if like, listen, if you guys want to hate on me, hate with like another hater. Don't try to be on some weird campaign Bible thump of why you don't like me. Like go kick it with my haters. Y'all have a lot to talk. Go on Reddit. You don't eat. Y'all

Starting point is 01:34:53 y'all can conglomerate that way. Yeah, bro. But like, you know, my crowd's over here we're kicking it. Facts. You know, we're putting ketchup on eggs. No, we're not.

Starting point is 01:35:01 We're not. We're putting, live on cold cut weanies. But look, speaking to close friends, but look, but look, but look,

Starting point is 01:35:09 speaking to close friends, nigga, you look like the close friends circle with that fucking sweater on it. That was kind of funny. Bro. That was funny.

Starting point is 01:35:17 That was a good one. That was a good one. Oh, my God. If being a stand-up comedian If being a stand-up comedian just entailed you roasting somebody in the crowd, he would be top-tiered comedian. Audience interaction. He'd be like Dave Chappelle or something.

Starting point is 01:35:35 I think it's kind of funny, but I can't come up with shit like, like Toke, bro. He'd be fucking by head. I was like, what? Sometimes he'd be trying to land, but he'll crash. He'll crash. Sometimes he'll crash into the ocean. Why? You heard it, you didn't smell it.

Starting point is 01:35:52 I don't know. Let's go. I don't know. I don't smell than hear it. All right, man. Let's go ahead and start the hashtag no jumper drip check on your Instagram post, man. Go to your latest drip fit pick and put hashtag no jumper drip check in the caption in the comments somewhere. That's my fucking boy.

Starting point is 01:36:09 Check out the jeans. It is. Oh, same pants. Oh, shit. Wow. Amazing. Good rose trans. You buy your pants from him?

Starting point is 01:36:18 Yeah. Wait. Did you? Yeah, this is the guy who sells This is Rose Franz Vick? Is Rose Cranzvic? No. You just been looking at the face

Starting point is 01:36:26 of Rose Crens Vick LLC. Hey, he's watching disconnected too. Oh, yeah. He's already watching this right now. Damn, my shit's fucking green. Oh, that's a flag. Don't put your order information. Yeah, but where's your high roller order?

Starting point is 01:36:38 That's the real question. It's nothing personal. That shit of pre-shipping. Look how bright bladzer looks on screen. Yeah, that is wild. They can look like a freeway worker, dude. I thought she had high rollers on.

Starting point is 01:36:49 I thought. Never mind. I'm not going to lie. Oh, God. Hey. We keep it a PG-13. Yeah. Exactly.

Starting point is 01:36:57 Shout out to Shorty. Shout out to Shorty. And shout out to my... Shout out to my new lean plug. Honestly. Whoa. She might be the... Honestly,

Starting point is 01:37:08 fuck Yiro. You're about to tap in with her. Yeah. Oh, God. Is that Captain Crush next to her? You're dumb. Oh, shit. This is Blasey and, like,

Starting point is 01:37:19 10 years. Fuck you. He starts like working on cars or something. My face gets the point. Once he gets the lean jug. This is Blasey after he gains mad weight.

Starting point is 01:37:33 This is like Blasey and Eddie Baker had a baby. Blasey's laugh is going to turn to a crime, bro. This is me after a Duno studio set. This is Eddie. That's Eddie Blaser.

Starting point is 01:37:42 Eddie Blaser is funny. That's fucking house, filthy. This filthy house. That is kind of crazy. Wake up house. phone. Hey, the tape coming soon. Look at the bag.

Starting point is 01:37:53 Yeah. Are you for real? Speak on it. Hey, we need wake up filthy here. Also, we got, we got to call Hakeem out. Well, let's speak on that after this. I don't like taking photos in cemeteries. I don't support it. Unless you're going to go visit your people's like, don't just be in the cemetery. Yeah, I agree. That's like weird like, I don't know.

Starting point is 01:38:12 He definitely went here to flick up like on purpose. No, yeah, 100%. But you did that for how many likes or how many like, what engaged? He did that for other. Oh my God Bro Oh shit You might be a stand-up comedian

Starting point is 01:38:33 You're dumb You said he did this for others This is good like Detroit scammer Like Cassie you guys a question though What This is really out topic

Starting point is 01:38:45 This might be bad podcasting But if you guys had one joke To give during stand-up comment You guys already know what you would say No I got one You never went that far? I would freestyle it.

Starting point is 01:38:54 I got one joke. I would start roasting people in the crowd. You got to say yours and then I'm going to say mine. You go first. All right. All right, guys. I feel like, you know, like I feel like homeless people could be a little bit more creative. If I was homeless, I think I'd be a bad homeless person.

Starting point is 01:39:09 Because I'd have like the coldest sign. Like, people would just be saying like I need food. I need this. Like I'll just have like the most dopest sign ever and I'll probably get in a hotel that night. Ha ha. Wait, what? Bro. You got a career.

Starting point is 01:39:29 That's crazy. Half the crowd isn't laughing here. Oh, my, bro. I didn't even. I don't get it. Like, I think it's all about marketing, bro. Like, I don't know.

Starting point is 01:39:39 Are you speaking or are you telling a joke? I'm telling a joke. Bro. Was this joke? Did you even take off yet? I landed. No way you landed. You had baggage already, bro.

Starting point is 01:39:48 No way you landed. That was crazy. I'm at baggage claim. No. Man, I was You said I'm at Baggie's What the fuck were you even talking about? Yeah,

Starting point is 01:39:56 8-21. Pick me up. Bro, you were telling a joke is like Duno trying to rap. Yo, you know, and you're singing to Duno

Starting point is 01:40:04 rap and you see the Reddy just posting all Duno's rap song. Them niggas are dumb, bro. Yeah, Duno goes crazy, actually. And shout out to his homie his tall homie with the glasses, his singing.

Starting point is 01:40:15 Jakardo, bro. That niggas tied, they all go hard together. He got deep voice. He's super hard. Shout out to Y'all Y'all Juri. Shout out to Yuri's homie.

Starting point is 01:40:22 I'm just a play in the Mac bitch. Oh, Moose Man. Wait, hold, hold of a play. Oh, no, no, no. Damn. Kenny Malice, right? He forgot your homie's name. God damn, I don't remember.

Starting point is 01:40:33 Things have changed. Oh, wait, CJ Soul. Is that who you're talking about? Just a play in the Mac bitch. Yeah, you're talking about CJ Soul. Okay. You don't even know. I don't know who, which home you're talking about.

Starting point is 01:40:41 Shout to CJ, man. Shut up on the Flex twice. That's the one that used to show me his old video. Yeah. It's a shot to CJ Soul. Yeah, I can't believe you fucking don't even know your own homie selling. I did recognize it. Let me ask you this, though. All this time,

Starting point is 01:40:54 you know how many free flyers you give them? Zero. I met him for a week. Free flyer. You're acting like I'm a person who makes flyers. I mean, you could have figured it out. You could of it if you really loved them. This is what's crazy about working with Blasey. He's like, he's like, yo, Yuri, I'll make you a free shirt. I'm like, thanks, dude. And then any time

Starting point is 01:41:11 in the future, I do anything where Blasey's not involved, he's like, did that person make you a free shirt, though? And I'm like, wow. It's a decent question. It's a decent question. If I fix your car, I'd be like, did they fix your car? I said, I'm all right. I feel that, though. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:41:27 I mean, he's not lying. You know, definitely fine. What shirt is this guy wearing? Master plan. I thought it's an interstellar. I'm high as fuck. This is the man. That hat is tight, though.

Starting point is 01:41:38 Red underbrum. This shirt's hard. I figured the back. Open your eyes. Is the ass cut out of his jeans? Yeah. No, it's a pocket. It's a black pocket.

Starting point is 01:41:47 That's kind of hard. I like those shoes. Good nudie jeans, too. Okay, did he get these off whites from the Refica website? Yes or no? I don't know. He could be stepping. Look at the amount of likes and verified accounts.

Starting point is 01:42:00 Yeah, he got good verifications. I would say one thing. He's either from like the Bay or from New York. There's no in between. And there's no in between. And he got the good fresh squeeze juice, too. Is it orange juice? And a water.

Starting point is 01:42:13 And a water just in case. Good hydration. That's true. Oh, his name is Twizziest. Yeah. He literally, he might be the Twizziest. Nika, his likes is going up. Fuck you mean.

Starting point is 01:42:25 He got like 20,000 likes. We're doing the shit. Nick of the master plan. Okay, good. Like, Adam 22, Melrose drip. Like, about to interview 6.9. Yeah, this is Adam 22 before an interview. Literally.

Starting point is 01:42:39 This is Adam 22 before an interview in like 2018, though? No. Hey, they got on his ass, though, bro. They said, why is Adam always posted? Like, he's about to, like, defend the goal. That's so that was funny. Yeah. Defend the free kick.

Starting point is 01:42:50 I was like, oh, my God. This is, uh, BBL Phil. What? It's like Phil after like getting fucking BBL Phil. Yeah. Oh my God. Two chains looks different. Yeah, this is like two chains sun, like one chain.

Starting point is 01:43:04 Yeah. That nigga got on some fucking. Don't do the white socks with those. Biscuits for shoes. No, you know what? I think, I think two chains. Nah, that jacket's very hard. Two chain's son's name should just be choker.

Starting point is 01:43:18 or a necklace That jacket is cold Chokers wow I don't know It's giving me like LA apparel vibes I like the color of the jacket But I don't like the design Honestly I don't like those off white shoes

Starting point is 01:43:30 I hate these shoes Is it because you can't get them No it's because I've seen them in real life I fucking Neh & Marcus the other day And they sucked them like terrible They all were bad No those are hard Well as he we know

Starting point is 01:43:40 We know Bro he's arching his back for this photo Yeah What do y'all know He's throwing that ass in the camera for show Mm hmm This is good like Oh, the same dude

Starting point is 01:43:51 He looks like he's making a drug sale Or he just finished one Yeah, that's You're gonna police No, that was Look at his body positioning That was definitely Yuri selling a pinolene

Starting point is 01:44:00 Yeah To plazia at the gas station Yeah, after selling Fucking four lines This is like Tokes cousin or some shit Why? Just like

Starting point is 01:44:09 Is there a surfboard Tokes random Twizzy Homi His random Twizzy in Toronto That chain was busing But he came bust down Long live crook do it for Devo

Starting point is 01:44:19 No jumper drip check Wow I think it's still Like the same lookie Okay we back at it again With golf drake Wait, what Wasn't that that's the same photo

Starting point is 01:44:29 But that's not That wasn't Twizziest though Yeah, now's it Yeah Who's the real Twizzy man That's crazy That's kind of crazy Interesting

Starting point is 01:44:37 We have a conspiracy on our hands Is that 80? That's geeky That's AD Oh That was crazy Well wait Yo that was Trevor

Starting point is 01:44:44 That's Trevor and Josh They had a baby bro that's the kid honestly yeah adorable kid man sometimes you gotta flex your baby

Starting point is 01:44:56 Josh and Shrive would be a good mix No adorable kid Honestly Ooh the house phone merch The drip kind of goes crazy I'm not gonna hold you I like the chair That's a good hair pressing

Starting point is 01:45:05 Nah house phone I'm not gonna lie I might give you a 10 out of 10 on that fit bro The bad luck spot Bro taking this picture of yourself as wow Yeah like like

Starting point is 01:45:16 Like did you like How the fuck? You know, you know exactly I did it. All right, bro, you know what? This is a grimy photo. Bro, honestly, we got to move on. I can't even speak on this. I can't even speak on it.

Starting point is 01:45:26 Let's break this shit down. What the fuck out to that door, bro? Who tried to escape? That's tape. That's not a hole. This is the grimy. No, nigga, that's the SWAT team broke that shit down. This is grimy.

Starting point is 01:45:40 Trying to raid the trap. And he got the good, like. Bro, this is the craziest denim I've ever seen in my life. This is strictly trapped in them. This is crazy. Yo, trap denim might be a great side brand we could make. We could just make, like, crazy. No, it's a genre, bro.

Starting point is 01:45:54 It's just, like, hell of skinny jeans with, like, zippers all over. Zips and rips and rips and rips and vix, semen. Oh, God. This is just the West Coast version of the trap pan. Bro, we should literally make trapped denim. And just sell, like. Sell, put fucking, like, a heart with, like, broken eyes on it. Bro, we'll become billionaires.

Starting point is 01:46:13 We can make the new emiries and sell them for, like, $2,000. 90s drip fit pick. Wow. Okay Look at the TV Damn man Is that him on the left or on the right? I think left

Starting point is 01:46:24 Maybe left George Rivera My brother Christopher So who got the better drip His bro or the older bro? I'm gonna say the dude In the left Yeah older bro got better drip

Starting point is 01:46:34 The last kid got weak-ass fit Bitch ass Sandals That shit in the 90s That's fucked up Yeah the other homie He could wear that today And still be swagin

Starting point is 01:46:43 Yeah Let's keep Timeless drip Poor kid We love timeless drip man shout out to all the shorties who are shout out to hashtag no jumper

Starting point is 01:46:53 drip check and she got and she got baby tron lyrics is the caption yeah shout to her honestly shout out to any female that watches the show because we just trying to get pussy now let you tell it are we speaking under or is it spoken because

Starting point is 01:47:11 let's cook don't have to be uncooked my boy it can never be uncooked no longer bro what prepare if you leave some flowers in the alley well she's dating flaco wait wait go back go back she's dating floco why would you say this go to the end go to the end go to the end last one oh my god she's dating flaco oh that's handsome flaco

Starting point is 01:47:34 how pause bro what i like the shirt my nigga handsome that's pretty that's pretty is that pretty is that pretty flaco yeah she want that pretty flaco little problem uh 42 dug drip No 42 Doug be dripping man He got my boy No this is like This is like a hip boy drip or something

Starting point is 01:47:56 I don't know Like big Sean drip Almost It's interesting No those are definitely trapped in him Hell no His homie in the back Might shoot some shit

Starting point is 01:48:07 Literally With the I have a dream That one day hoodie Fuck Ain't that a desktop dub collab do some shit like that? Yeah, he did. He did. It was actually pretty hard. It's called Black History Month. I don't know if you ever heard of it. It's called

Starting point is 01:48:23 Black History Month. Oh, no, you're not talking if I ever heard of Black History, man. Who got the white wife? Wow. Who letting the white people say nigger? I'm pretty sure Allie had called you a nigger. Yo, no, not let's set the record, though. Let's set the record straight. Who's fuck the most white hoes? He's married. No, who's fucked the most white hose? If you married to a white... Sound like you have. No, no, no, no. I might have fucked. Actually, this niggas. Actually, this This niggas grabbing up homeless white rabbit from the fucking,

Starting point is 01:48:51 Benno addicts. There you go. Bro, you're flying out the whole. He's finding bitches as old. You're flying out the whole university of Arizona. You're talking about high roller photo shoot. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:49:06 You're stopping. I fly around for you to not even hit. Bro, you fuck that shit. You didn't even hit. You're stopping the freeway to get cucked. Near to do, though. But cops. I've been hitting for five years.

Starting point is 01:49:19 You want to call her and ask her? No. Yeah, city of flagstaff. Housephone needs you. Oh, God. What the fucking's flagstaff? Arizona. Nick, you'd be flying bitches off from Corpus Christi.

Starting point is 01:49:28 I've never done that. Wow. Hell no. You're a Corpus Christi fucking fiend, bro. They need to ban you from the city. You fucked every bitch that worked on a subway there. Wow.

Starting point is 01:49:42 What a burger. The hell no. They're just a. used to be like a love show instead of like one guy it's two guys looking for love Blasian house phone honestly I think we could do that set it up it's the first time it ever been sitting at the same time let's run it up and they can only be from red states because that and we have Adam choose all the contestants yeah no no no we can only pick girls from the abortion is legal states bro that's that's crazy it's a good crazy

Starting point is 01:50:05 that's why that really crazy now you're no we were right going to do it Cali was straight that's what I'm saying yeah we I'm just saying like you can't come from a non-abortion Would you be open to a love show, though? That would be super hard. Me and you fall in love? Yo. That already happened. No, no, no.

Starting point is 01:50:22 I meant me and you fall in love. You just crashed that plane into, you know what I mean? No, I meant me and you falling in love with women on the show. How so. You already ruined your chances of Blassey. That's pretty sugar-ish. I don't know. Y'all niggins is just making everything stress, bro.

Starting point is 01:50:36 Brose-y. Listen, you want to fall in love with the homie? Come on. Come on. It's some bro shit, dude. You're in lime garnish right now. You were in Oregon with nine other men. in one room.

Starting point is 01:50:46 Yeah. Count a no hose. I think it's a thing. Count it up. Yo, bro. Zero hose. You were on fucking street for nine days. No pussy or money.

Starting point is 01:50:56 Or weed or a bed. Five days. You didn't even have a bed. Well, you were taking it away from me. So whatever. I don't know. What are we complaining about here? Who's really telling it?

Starting point is 01:51:06 It sounds like you told it. Yeah, it's not like you telling it. Well, I had to speak on it. All right. You blending in with that sticker behind. No, we keep it going. This is good. more trapped drip.

Starting point is 01:51:20 Nah. Is that Andrew Callahan? This is literally Uri. Bar for bar. Yeah, literally it is. Wow, that's fine. Uri wish he had Jordan's that good. Not,

Starting point is 01:51:27 you'd be J'd up. Thank you. Not like that. I got one pair of Jays. It's definitely like Blasey like Blasey's new intern drip. Fuck you. He's like this.

Starting point is 01:51:37 What's the shit says? Pardon R. Kelly? What? Wait, does it? No way. No way it said that. Are you joking? Put it back?

Starting point is 01:51:46 Can we zoom in? Do you zoom in? to the next. It's the next slide. You can't zoom in, but you can clearly says it's R. Kelly. It says parted on top. I barely see that as R. Kelly. I'm kind of blind.

Starting point is 01:51:55 In the very middle. Yeah, no, I see it. And then there's Trump. There's Trump standing behind R. Kelly. This is crazy. That's the Twitter merch I'd be talking about. Yeah. Honestly.

Starting point is 01:52:04 Twitter do be wilding. Sometimes the Twitter merch be buzzing. Hey, this fool will sell you a mean car. This thing will beat your ass. Yeah. He'll fucking curb stop you. You'll fuck you up. Ooh.

Starting point is 01:52:16 And he'll set your stream on. Honestly, he will for sure get your Twitch bussing But he'll freak the fuck out If you steal his charger, bro, he'll fucking kill you. No, no, no. If you don't respond back in five hours, because you're on a height, if you don't pay him back in two days.

Starting point is 01:52:30 I think that's a dude on Reddit That's fucking leaving the comments. I'm fucking with the drip shot to actual girl. That was a little horny. Calm down. Yo. Like I said, Mm-hmm.

Starting point is 01:52:40 Bro, y'all know I'd be on my shit. Why is he's like you ever been to the one-on-one? No. You can fuck a godd been? It's not 2016. Yo. I do not fuck with Godthel. Bro.

Starting point is 01:52:51 You would just say, Mm, okay. Yeah, I see you. This will plays baseball. I never met a Gothel that didn't have a roommate. What? I mean, that made so much sense. That is a fact.

Starting point is 01:53:03 That made so much sense that it made no sense. You're attacking all of... Are you kidding me? No, no, no. I said it made so much sense that it didn't make no sense. You're attacking a lot of Houselms redacted right now. Yeah, he's so offended. I'm not on lie.

Starting point is 01:53:13 Your phone's about blow up. I'm not a lie from like 2016 to like 2018. Definitely a lot of Zamb. out like goth but you ain't you ain't tapping in with like the 22 like never with choppo and shit like goth bitches no

Starting point is 01:53:30 you're not pulling out to you are pulling out to the goth ketamine rave on pico boulevard on a Saturday night to link it with some goth bitches do not fucking bro you're trying your hardest not to admit it keep it a stack that hat is fire I'm not going to hold you

Starting point is 01:53:47 with the statue of liberty on the side You're acting like you did not, bro, you did not put down goth hose. Nah, bro. Right, y'all niggins like you weren't at a little Tracy's concert a couple days ago. I was actually. And I wonder where, I wonder who else. A bunch of type of bitches were there too. This thing I got Tony Ayo in his comments.

Starting point is 01:54:10 Yo, he's coming different. Why? Why is Tony Ayo in his comments? His homie. So he's so seductive dancing, no. Why are goth bitches in your comments? you think you can name Why the cops?

Starting point is 01:54:22 There you go right there, Blasie. What? A nice got to bitch for you With a fucking stupid-ass charge of her. You love it, bitch, with a good... Her brimbaugh's stiff as shit. I'm not going to hold you. What?

Starting point is 01:54:36 And she'd be recording music. And she tried to throw the snippet in at the end. He has the MCM customer. Urban politicians? Wow. He for sure got the MCM Crock song. Yo. No, we got the babes.

Starting point is 01:54:48 He is beating anybody in this office in a race. He's COVID safe, though. Them damn shoes, too big for them small-ass pants, bro. His ponytail is too big, I mean, too small for his... Well, look at that stance. Yeah, what? It's the most zestiest stance for show. He honestly is giving off, like, North Carolina drip.

Starting point is 01:55:07 Like, you feel me? He's, like, the only person in his city that, like, knows about babe. The next three pictures are him. That's crazy. Bibi Belt. Bibi Belt. Beepie Bell. Nope.

Starting point is 01:55:18 That's a good writer pop up. I stopped smoking with haters. I like that. I underscore. Stop. underscore. Smoking underscore with underscore haters. Whoa.

Starting point is 01:55:30 This fits hard. I'll fuck it with this fit. Look at that. He looks like Snoop Dog or something. That shit's hard. I'm fucking with it, man. And my boys at the good cookies. And you know, he had to pull up on cookies.

Starting point is 01:55:39 With the wind blowing on his hair. Good smokes. Touristy vibes. Ooh. Well, Blasey. He stole your pants, dude. Yeah, it's definitely a blasey vibe. These are your pants.

Starting point is 01:55:48 You need to check your fucking house, but I think you got robbed. Hell no. No. I'm shining so hard. I know that you can see that. I'd rather give it up, though. I swear I'd give it up, though.

Starting point is 01:55:58 Okay. Oh, he tried to cloud chase, uh, go back. That's crazy. He tried to get a, uh, what's his name? The dude who does a revenge storm. What was his name? Phoenix?

Starting point is 01:56:08 That's not Phoenix. Oh, shit. But I feel you, though. We can keep going through. Blasey just wants to see the, with the pants and he got he got the he got the toke five panel on right here bro please I've never owned one of those

Starting point is 01:56:22 bro you literally have mad supreme fine panel never I was all the snapbacks not the he literally linked up with you bro with some godhose hell no he might have bought some god's bitches he might have brought some god's bitches

Starting point is 01:56:38 and I brought them back to the hotel this is funny that this is a that's a clip bro I'm fucking literally literally we that should have too shit the good roulette rim High roller. That's far.

Starting point is 01:56:49 Cutless, bro. The Impala, come on. Damn. Okay, that was too hard. You know how many people have DM me that in the last, like, couple weeks ago? That's Toeck picking up a nice corona after a long day. This is crazy. Bro.

Starting point is 01:57:03 That's Tokes idea of a fucking date. Bro. I saw that. I didn't really get it. I think this is hard. It's a Ouija board. Yeah, it's a Ouija board. But, like, why?

Starting point is 01:57:12 Yeah. What does that got to do with us? Why is they get up a design? Because we're a demon time. Well, that's tough. Shout out my demons, man. Shout out to this guy. Demons in the chat.

Starting point is 01:57:20 Let's go. Oh, those are original. Go back. The shoe. That's like the original. It's kind of cool. Really? They're like high top Cortezes.

Starting point is 01:57:30 Oh, yeah, those are the high top Y shoes. They do look like high top cortezes. They are basically our same silhouette. Those are actually really bad, Buzzy. And I can see you wearing them too. What are we supposed to see that picture? What are you guys against my shoes? What are you guys?

Starting point is 01:57:43 What's a baby blue stone eyes? Bro. Listen. Fuck on this shit. For that drip shit, you're going to, you want to announce the show? Because I honestly want you to help me buy some shoes. Yeah, because you keep talking shit. Listen.

Starting point is 01:57:55 Even though I got better shoe tasting you. And let you tell it. Can we get a pull? Is there any way we could do a poll? We can have a shoe off. We can't have a shoe off. Who got the better shoes on right now? Me or house phone.

Starting point is 01:58:07 I just got crocs on. I just got the crocs on. Who got the better shoes, Pete? His fucking. Bro, we know. His target crocs? We know who really got the best. Or my birthday Dior sandals from the homie.

Starting point is 01:58:16 From the home girl. From the golf homie. I'm just kidding. From the golf homie at the Little Tracy show? No, listen. Blasie's shoe game is such a fucking joke that we... We were in Vegas and we made up a game called Which shoe would Blasie like?

Starting point is 01:58:35 And it was three of us. We all took pictures of a shoe at a store. And they were the hardest shoes. And sent them to Blasie and be like, okay, like Blassie would like this one. You would say Blasey would like this one. Hell no. Like another one. And then Blasie picked your shoes than you won.

Starting point is 01:58:48 Wow. He just thinks he's right because he's wearing some fucking basic-ass fucking lightning crocs from the fucking Target pop up. Weak as fuck, bro. First of all. You can not talk about shoes right now. I was wearing unreleased high rollers earlier, but they was uncomfortable. Let you tell it. Housewoman and everyone was sending these pictures to the group chat thing, they were being funny.

Starting point is 01:59:08 And Blisey's like, yo, these shoes are fire. All of them. No, I was trying to crease up my unreleased high rollers, bro. If you really want me to speak on it for real for real This became like some sympathy shit No, no no I was getting I had grabbed my clothes from the whip And I was fin to get dressed and then you were like you're fin to be late and I was like no I'm not So I threw on my fit real quick but I forgot to grab the shoes

Starting point is 01:59:30 Oh blame it on me I if I would have went to go back to get the shoes it would sound good It's usually Blasey's fault but as you're for everything bro Alright what about this drip right here? We fucking with this or no Is this revenge hold the same weight it used to? Rung getting like a sugar high from this fucking red bone cool. Are you done with it? Yeah. Oh, wait, did you ask in here?

Starting point is 01:59:49 No. Okay, all right. Taking my daughter out to the local amusement park today, drip. This is like a mixture. Are they literally like, I wonder where they are in like Louisiana? That's New Orleans. Oh, New Orleans. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 02:00:01 Oh, yeah, it is right there. Oh, that looks fire. Bro, I kind of want to go to New Orleans just to get some. Just to get like some. Let's go to that fucking festival. Some jumbalia. What, Mardi Gras? Yeah, let's go Mardi Gras.

Starting point is 02:00:13 Yeah. That's like, yeah. That's like in like February, right? I don't know. I would like to go. That would be safe. We should go though. We should go.

Starting point is 02:00:19 We should plan this shit for next February. We should get a disconnected live show out there. Yeah. Off the balcony. Off the bout. Bruh. If any balcony owners at Marty Girl wants to hit us up. No, they got like a bunch of bars that have big stages there that kind of look like

Starting point is 02:00:34 venue. So like if any bars are on like, what does that shit call? Bourbon Street that wanted to do a disconnected live show off the balcony. Wait. I thought you were saying somebody actually hit you up about it. No, no, no. No, I'm just saying that a lot of the bars have like big venues like that. You can only serve Corona and Titos.

Starting point is 02:00:51 Why do you like Bacca so much? Can we speak on this? I wonder why. I like vodka so much is that. Tito's very smooth. It is. Bro, you put me on Tos. He is Russian, though.

Starting point is 02:01:01 You got biased. You know, can I, bro, can I tell you something stupid? I thought Titos was tequila at first because it was Tito. I thought that as well. Yeah, Tito's out. It doesn't sound Russian. It doesn't sound like Vodka either. It's from Texas.

Starting point is 02:01:12 Sounds like tequila. Is Tito like a Russian name? No, uh, no. Tito? I've never heard of it. No, it's a Hispanic name. Yeah, right? Let you tell it.

Starting point is 02:01:22 My uncle Tito? Let you tell it, bro. Oh, this is Blasie drip, head to toe. Facts. Big, big leather shoes, like, black pants. Leather dresser. Leather. Literally, like, same car you can fell asleep on a freeway with.

Starting point is 02:01:39 This is kind of house phone drip a little bit. Yeah, I would agree. It's like 100th person in line at six flags drip. No, this is honestly the new flaco drip. I was going to say this is what flaco looks like today. Okay, okay, look, let's go ahead and just speak on it. All right. So look, we got tired of flaco pulling up with these bullshit-ass fits on every day.

Starting point is 02:01:59 Or you did. No, it disgruntled the whole office. It kind of sent me, it affected my, like, my high. I was neither here nor there with a flaco. guess what honestly at one point that's how i felt about your drip until you just decided to step it up with it no you know what actually this went the exact same way so basically i feel like i i started i gave yuri some like drip one time and i feel like he just started taking it a little serious after that bought the cardier's no oh you bought those after that i don't remember but it feels like

Starting point is 02:02:33 it sounds like it sounds like the thing about like drip is like i don't think that like you didn't let me land about the show all right jet pack he's halfway through his trip right now. And he got him jet back. Just be tipping off whatever, bro. You got to schedule the flight. Wait, I have a non-scheduled.

Starting point is 02:02:55 P? Yes. Okay. So basically, we got tired of flakos, like, just, like, wet suit shoes drip. Yo. Like, he got, like, those flip-flops you wear.

Starting point is 02:03:07 Oh, yeah, the county. Yeah, the county shoes, yeah. He definitely had county shoes on. He's wearing two tight sweats. with his thighs and ass poking out. Every time he makes a move, his whole ass crack is just out with a tight-ass hoodie on.

Starting point is 02:03:20 So basically, me and Trev have been talking about doing a show where we go shopping with the guests. Like, we pick a guest and we go shopping, right? So Flacco was supposed to come shopping with me, but he had to interview Lina with Adam. So what I did was I took the initiative. I got Flacco a whole outfit,

Starting point is 02:03:39 dripped him out. I teach them how to get work. waves in his hair, you know, like the shit to put in, how to brush it. Shut the fuck up. You even gave him, like, cosmetic advice. Bro, we literally are giving Flaco entire makeover. And he kind of's giving me 80 drip vibes right now. Really?

Starting point is 02:03:56 He had on some, you know. Just like player at the brunch. He had some crispy all-white forces on. He had a good, like, brunch fit. He had the daytime, like, penthouse, like, or, like, pool party. He had the BETT brunch fit. The BET weekend, like, pool party. drip on oh god

Starting point is 02:04:13 big facts yeah that was perfect yeah I think that was a perfect explanation right no but he definitely came different I'm excited for the show though but yeah so look so I feel like this is gonna be the pilot episode of me shopping for flaco and then we'll do another episode where

Starting point is 02:04:28 me and flaco actually go shopping and then I want to have you on after oh god I feel like this only way to do it literally we go from like the less the least drippy is on me to the most drippyest oh what though you just made my day bro Thanks a lot.

Starting point is 02:04:43 I make, bro, he looked like the green screen that was used for your gulog stream. I was just called the most dribbiest home. You know, has ever called me that the fuck? Exactly.

Starting point is 02:04:52 I was just bugle with you, bro. Talk would be in the running, except for I've known this thing for like 12 years and he's not changed the way he dresses. Because I like it. And I respect that

Starting point is 02:05:01 because you know what? I basically. Has that ever stopped you from getting a hose? No. Right. Bro, he is married. He got one. No.

Starting point is 02:05:09 You already know. Don't do that. You don't really have a choice No, but no, they be having a hole They be stealing my hose Whoa, whoa, no, no They be stealing my hose Be stealing us

Starting point is 02:05:20 No, you be stealing Bishes from the drum circle That's like, Oh, here we go, let you tell you drummers You steal you steal you steal You steal the bitches from their fucking Band rehearsal on the beach

Starting point is 02:05:29 Well, you be stealing material from the green screen right here They gotta do that fucking chuck Hell no, bro Let leave that bitch alone, let her keep burning her sage, bro She doesn't want to fucking She doesn't want to go do a fucking 12 hour sober stream with you right now, bro.

Starting point is 02:05:46 Like, I don't know. Who do you even take me? I got a special guest is on the way. I'm just trying to see how far this nigga is. Do you want to give us a riddle? Uh, just know you said it wasn't happened. You said it wasn't going to happen. But we pulled up, he going to say, I told you I wasn't capping.

Starting point is 02:06:04 Whoa. Is he going to be the type to smile and start dapping? I would say his name, but I'm going to leave it at Redoubt. active. Is he strong enough to spend a month not fapin? I'm gonna slap the shit out of you. You're gonna have to wipe your blood off with a napkin. Banked Bob on me, he started tap dancing.

Starting point is 02:06:26 How's that shit? The same colors in chain. Blas wearing fake stuzy. We all know he's capping. Okay. And I really want to know who's the guest, bro. Let me tap in. Oh. Every time I go to Vegas. Did you get say something? You can't say nothing. Every time I go to Vegas, I just be

Starting point is 02:06:46 crap. Asked me wasn't personal. I said nothing. Just sold out, but I had an egg buck muffin. That's disgusting. And no eggs with ketchup. I mean eggs with truffle. Okay. My exotic pop Like a bubble. After this

Starting point is 02:07:02 Pond. Niggins say you get money. He can't afford a double-double. I got two bitches sucking dick. I call it double trouble. RIP to Young Dolph and Trouble. This nigga think he hid in his city, but he don't even bubble. You think you're rapping. all you do is mumble.

Starting point is 02:07:20 I call your bitch up to the crib and said, let's cuddle. And how you fumble that, okay? Niggins try to steal my swag and they run with that. They run with that. I give you a bitch to good dick. I bet she's coming back. I'm with one of your well home girls having fun with that. Hold on.

Starting point is 02:07:39 Then I got your shirt was green. He said, let me get some sun with that. I heard you have the bitch at your crib. You ain't do none with that. Okay. left the market with some celery i had some buns with that why the fuck you eating celery and buns your bitch left you because she said she wasn't having fun

Starting point is 02:07:57 but check it out i'll talk about money some funds but when your jeans it got rosecrans vicks come okay and your shirt looks like it fucking wouldn't last the fucking a month in the washer machine just fuck the bad bitch throw my clothes in the washing machine.

Starting point is 02:08:19 Mac said, can he call back? I want to say one thing, then I'll hang up. I said, nigger, you better talk to Josh before we give you ass a pay cut. Okay.

Starting point is 02:08:31 Sometimes I got to speak on it. Sometimes I don't say much. Looked at myself in the mirror, like keep your chains tucked. Sometimes you shouldn't speak at all. You shouldn't even say such. And I just left the breakfast spot with eggs and ketchup.

Starting point is 02:08:44 What? Eggs and ketchup. But I don't really say much. Urius and then June. why you so much? Nicky Yuri got a fake-ass chain why you play so much.

Starting point is 02:08:58 I think why he's gay? I got more than a hunch. Tokes always at Yuri House, like why you stay so much? And y'all niggas like to play gay. Why y'all gay so much? I bit into a lollipop and it had a

Starting point is 02:09:12 crazy crunch. Sometimes I'll be wearing all purple. Like, why you grape so much? Why you grapes so much? Yuri charged me $500 a line Like why I pay so much And I got a hand job from Kazumi Like why you Want to touch

Starting point is 02:09:27 And we all know that I was Why you JK so much Oh Wow And this thing of Blasie always working Like why you create so much You got a baby face Like why you don't shave so much

Starting point is 02:09:43 And why you hide them chains though Why your chains don't tug Okay Because my chain's going fun I swear to God I fuck the bad bitch with a drum. Now I'm at the drum circle

Starting point is 02:09:52 with Token Yuri. I swear to God, I just left McDonald's with an egg McFlurry. I can't even see your shit because it's blending in the one. Okay, blending in the one.

Starting point is 02:10:02 With Yuri fake chain and your green shirt, it's going to look just like one. Blasie started drinking. I can't even lie that shit. You just said, that was dumb. That means his neck going to be green.

Starting point is 02:10:13 They'll be green. I'll be talking shit, but I think it really on my team. If you see Token, the vicinity, leave the scene. Hey, if you leave the scene, you go, no, you're going to see Blasie, on scene. On scene, okay.

Starting point is 02:10:26 And we know we'll see you in the ocean. And you know, this thing is a homeless pee. Homeless pee. And you see Kettingen, keep it away from Apple because he's a fiends like, please go with me. Presidential suite, but I don't cope with fiends. What? Presidential suite, but I didn't vote for Mr. Green. For Mr. Green.

Starting point is 02:10:43 I know Housephone. He's best friends with Charlie Sheen. Yuri, how the fuck you look like you're related to Mr. Bean? Yuri, how you look 28 and 13? How you DM 100 girls to get left on scene? This nigga Yuri looked like he eats spam and this nigga Blasdy shirt Look like green eggs and ham

Starting point is 02:11:00 Wow I'm standing on your shit He tried to switch up to Ryan Flo I don't even know where I am I didn't know where I am Yes, you do Just fuck the bad Just fuck the bad bitch named Wendy

Starting point is 02:11:12 I think of Peter Pan You know what's crazy You stole the tattoo off my hand Sloppy Poppy got 100 accounts Paul Lord's like shout out to my only fan And that's why I ran off with all of y'all bands Wow

Starting point is 02:11:24 I don't even need that money I just made a hundred grand I just made a hundred grand Hit a roast crans vicarre I need a hundred pants Ubi and DMs Trying to fuck a hundred fans You'd be so grumpy I think you got some sand in your pants

Starting point is 02:11:38 Get your shit out of here Yeh That was it That was it That was it let's kill that off All my fucking But we really have a guest Pulling up

Starting point is 02:11:46 Yes We have like an hour hour left on here. I know he better hurry to fuck up. Bro, he's fucking faded off the lean again. I'm about to call it. I'm about to go to the other room

Starting point is 02:11:55 and call this thing back real quick. Oh, you bring in a Lalo? You're pulling the Lalo on me? No, Lalo's pulling up. I can't believe I got off on the phone with Lalo gone brazier.

Starting point is 02:12:05 That's just wild. Yeah, you are really like, you really like want to fuck this dude. I can't dick ride? You, what? Why can't I dick ride? Yo, bro. Clip it, brad.

Starting point is 02:12:17 What are you? What are you? How old is this nigga, man? I'm just saying. Bray, come on, brad. It's no, it's nothing wrong with Sean the next person. Some respect. Yuri, what are you doing on your phone?

Starting point is 02:12:30 Sorry. texting pizza. Come on. Pizza. Okay. That's bad podcasting, Yuri. Come on. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 02:12:35 But I do want to talk about the music where we wait for fucking this guy. Let's talk about how. What? DJ Obama is better than Ralphie to plug. Let's talk about it. Why he is? Well, I think you can't argue that just because And like, I ain't gonna like,

Starting point is 02:12:52 you know what I mean? We can't be on the topic of dick writing. But look. Like, he's a better rapper. I'm sorry. I wouldn't say so just because I feel like Ralphie, you know, he has a whole taste by himself. By like the fucking by

Starting point is 02:13:08 by the couple. You know what I mean? Like he drops tapes. You know what I mean? Shout to Blue Bugs clan. One of my favorite Groo's bro. Like, Risk was my most played song last year. on my Spotify all year round.

Starting point is 02:13:21 I love that song, but like, you know what I mean? If I had to choose me to one or the other, is that one getting beat up or something like that? No. I think Ralphie is really a good example of being the benefits of being a solo artist where you don't have like a label behind you, holding you back and telling you when you can and drop stuff. Yeah. Because we've seen it so many times artists mega poppin. Everyone's fucking craving their content. And then their fucking labels like, we're going to wait three years.

Starting point is 02:13:46 And then after those three years, everyone's just like, oh, yeah, we heard of them not as excited anymore. You know what? And with Ralphie, it's like everyone was so excited and he's able to drop like, what, every week? I'm not going to lie. I fuck her Ralphie, but I'd rather hear a GZ Obama's second verse any day at a week. No. I mean, GZ Obama is hell of hard, bro. He's fire, bro.

Starting point is 02:14:03 He can go. Bro, he literally can go solo if he wanted to, but DJ's is right. I'm all fig in Manchester and Popeyes. You can really go there. Brow, them niggas be. See you for yourself. Like what? They're going crazy.

Starting point is 02:14:15 Bro. That liggas go crazy. Shout out Blue Buck's. No, they really go hard. Hey, you sent me the craziest blue. You can't even say anything. But, no, Blue Book's kind of super-uper hard, bro. But thank you.

Starting point is 02:14:27 I would say one thing, though. I do like how all people in this office, Poetic Flacco gave, gave, like, he paid respects to Wally the Sensei. Why his sense is hell of fucking hard, bro. I've heard the name of many times. You have to listen to, like, his whole album. I think, like, his album, you know, for a majority of it, it's like, it's really good. You know what I mean? Like Tata Bonn's like an older art?

Starting point is 02:14:50 Like a old school artist or like new new guy? He's just came on the scene. Like he's been around last, you know, three, four years maybe. But like he's really started like, bobbling. I'm not going to lie, bro. After like Blue Bucks came out, bro, I literally can't even listen to no other LA artists. Really? It's hard, bro.

Starting point is 02:15:06 It's hard, bro. Because like them niggas is so tight. How often do they drop though? Like new songs? Not super often. That's what I'm saying. It's like very inconsistent. I think I'll listen to the same songs.

Starting point is 02:15:16 I'll listen to the same songs. I'll listen. to, you know, I just put my shit on shuffle. I don't give a fuck what song play. What the fuck do you listen to? I still don't know. You try to like, you try to like sway and say, oh, oh, Gucci Main. Yeah, you got to be talking out the same.

Starting point is 02:15:27 Because I have a shitty memory. And then also I don't want to leave too much of like a dead time on the podcast. I'm just like, hmm, hmm, you know, just like thinking of what songs I listen to. Have you ever, like, festered up a question, like in the shower, like answer? Uh, I have. And then I'm like, fuck, I should write this down for the next time someone asks me what I listen to. But then I forget. But, uh, I don't know.

Starting point is 02:15:46 bro, I just like shuffle through my head of like random show. I like to listen to recently the past couple days. It's just been like random EDEM stuff, like Odessa and like Kovinski Night Call. I forgot you white. Not really. I forgot that song. Yeah, right. Yeah, something like that.

Starting point is 02:16:07 You guys know what I'm talking about. You wouldn't know with that sweater. You would know. I know. It's right. It's from that Ryan Goston movie. moving all everything. Yes, it is.

Starting point is 02:16:18 The night call. Yeah, nightcrawler or something like that. I don't know. All right, I'm going to stop it right here. No, but, you know, I was blowing up my telephone. Brow, come on. The niggas is so tight. Do you know how I smell why I sell cologne?

Starting point is 02:16:32 No. Bro, soon we're going to see Blue Blucks clan tweet out saying, why is Tulk behind our merch booth? Or something like that out of the good. Bluebuck Plan. Fuck no. Especially Gigi Obama band. I love y'all niggas, man.

Starting point is 02:16:44 No, but I, fuck it. While he's gone right now, let's get into it. Wait, hold on. While we're talking about Blue Book, saying, sorry to cut you off, were you here?

Starting point is 02:16:51 No, you don't think you're here when they did the interview with Adam? I was here. Bro, you were here, right? When they were doing it

Starting point is 02:16:56 with Adam and Housewoman? I don't remember, but it was the day they came in here and filmed the music video in the alley. Yeah, yeah, I was here.

Starting point is 02:17:02 Bro, I was just like, that was the first time I saw something like that where I don't know too much about them, but at that time when I first heard about them, I was like,

Starting point is 02:17:10 I heard about them as like, oh, a new up and coming art, you know, artists in L.A. They pulled up in the Bentley all stuffed with cash. And then like, as soon as they finished the music video, they were just like, they just are like billionaires. I'm just like, bro, these are new L.A. artists. I'm like, what the fuck, dude? This is insane.

Starting point is 02:17:27 Bro, just literally go home, put on Blue Bluze Clan. Roll a nine splits as you will like you do and just put it on shuffle. It doesn't matter what song. When I see like, when I saw that, I'm like, bro, like, why? Like, are they just getting into rapping for fun? Because they seem like, you know, like, it's like, but you think that, like, as far as, like, the L.A. like music scene, like the total pull, like, they're,

Starting point is 02:17:48 they're number one right now. Bro, their top, bro. They're, like, number zero. They're still at the top. It's like, they're number zero. Them niggas is the best. They're the best in L.A., I'm sorry. R&B, like, scene type rappers are, like,

Starting point is 02:17:58 really seeing the mainstream success right now, though, bro. But these things. Like, glasses on a crazy run. Yeah, but these niggas not talking about shooting niggas and shit. They're talking about bitches, getting money, living in the hills. They are. Driving nice cars, having prod on, you feel I'm not talking about no other, like, crazy shit.

Starting point is 02:18:14 Yeah, they don't care about none of that shit. Blast is a good artist, right? But for me, as a person, like, who grew up in L.A., you know, like maybe my, I'm also like, you know, I have my own opinion on music or whatever. But Blast, to me, he just seems like he just has the right image to be, like, to be pushed enough where, whereas, like, I would naturally gravitate towards Blue Bluix clan compared to Blast. I don't listen to any blast at all.

Starting point is 02:18:39 at all at all. Well, I play some good blast that like when I, when I like DJ super black parties, I got to play blast. Yeah. But usually like when I'm DJing, I'm not spinning that shit. I'm spending Blue Bush Clan no matter what. Grind Hardy. Grind Hardy.

Starting point is 02:18:53 A.K. Bandamon. You already know. You already know, bro. You already know. With AK Bandamon, it feels like every day I find, I find a new song that I've never heard of before. He drops like six a day. Really?

Starting point is 02:19:04 Yeah. I think of my, bro. I also find like a new Instagram. Yeah. He drops like six. Six songs a day. He drops like six Instagrams a day. Yeah, facts.

Starting point is 02:19:12 Because if he used to be posting so wild shit. Bray, right, right. Remember, like, I don't know if you follow him in like the early days, but like, nigga, he used to be always in like the strip club posting all of this crazy shit, like the craziest wildest shit. And it's just like, brad. I see why your shit's getting deleted all the time. You know what's crazy is like my homie was explaining to me?

Starting point is 02:19:30 Like, he, he said that like the reason why everybody really started getting their shit deleted like the last like six to like eight months. Yeah. This is the whole metal meta conversion like once they like really once Facebook really started to push this whole meta thing They really started to clean up like filter stuff yeah that's when they doubled down and interest you really look at it like when when all those announcements came out like November December January that that's when you really started seeing all these accounts disappear and shit Did you see the thing that a meta and Instagram basically the same thing have been getting called out for recently? Is after the the the Roe versus Way thing happened is apparently a lot of people using the the hashtag abortion or anything that has to do with the thing. Yeah. Their poster either getting taken down or like blacklisted. Yeah, no, it was a

Starting point is 02:20:12 conscious decision of ours, like when I was typing out this caption, because the, uh, the organization that we teamed up with like, they, they pretty much pay for like people's abortions, right? And I had to put, uh, pays for services instead of abortions. I was like, man, it might get like, you know, blacklisted, it was. But it didn't get flag though, right? No. But there was a part of me, though, that I was like, man, you know, hopefully this doesn't like, there's a weird loophole. where this is bad to post. Yeah. Hela people were like attacking, you know, meta and Facebook.

Starting point is 02:20:44 Oh, the same thing, basically. It's basically hell of people attacking meta because of this. And meta was just like, I don't think, I remember exactly what they said about it. But after the next couple days after they were attacked, everyone's posts who were ones blacklisted, they were now fine. You know what you got? So basically they like made the conscious decision to blacklist anything that had to do with abortion. And then after they got attacked for it, they like flipped around, which is weird. What are you saying?

Starting point is 02:21:08 You know what you got to start doing is you got to, all right. So you got to like make a Twitter or if I don't know if you haven't already. Someone made a Twitter for me. And shout out to them. It's at PayPal Blasie. Oh, wow. So basically what you do is you post the shit. You're going to post on like you post it on Twitter, right?

Starting point is 02:21:24 Mm-hmm. Screenshot it like it's not yours and then post it on your shit, then it won't get, it won't be like it's your content. Instagram can read text so easily. No, right. It's harder for it to get taken down, though. bro, I once posted a lean bottle on Instagram because I thought it would be funny or whatever, right? Within two seconds, I get a message from Instagram saying, we took down your post because it looks like drugs or drug paraphernalia.

Starting point is 02:21:51 And it was literally just a lean bottle. Yeah, that's the thing. The AI, like, it literally like documents like the colors and how like walk is spelled and how the logo is different from like another font. Like, I mean, they famously did it with the whole COVID shit, you know? You can't post a meme without the word COVID. Oh, yeah. shot needle anything like that or anything presidential it'll just say like would you like would you like to read presidential information that like you know you know bro not too long

Starting point is 02:22:14 ago i was posting this instagram story where i was like i was like tune in guys to my stream i'm taking shots on stream i said shots and then and then the fucking and then i got a covid warning on it because i were i said the word shot oh you said shots that's crazy isn't that's wow weird how do you feel about all that shit what about covid yeah no about instagram deleting page I don't even want to talk about it. Not talk about you. You think you're going to strike your shit? I'm walking on eggshell.

Starting point is 02:22:41 Well, quit promoting these goth bitches only fans. How did you get re-verified? Yeah, bro. Really? Why isn't that we're with me? Same. I've done it five times. Bro, I got articles about me on the Harvard University newsletters.

Starting point is 02:22:57 Well, guess what? Obviously, that's not a real publication. Bro, that's the real as old as, it's Harvard. Yeah, but what is that? It's not a respected. I have that. I have, fuck that. It's on the bullshit pigeon and planes article.

Starting point is 02:23:12 You're a hater. You're dumb as fuck, bro. You're fucking dumb. I'm not going to say. I'm about to say shit. Obviously, the bullshit pigeons and planes when worked. Can someone out there make articles? Bro, for real.

Starting point is 02:23:29 Can someone make articles about all of us so we can get verified? It has to be by like a verified. I have, I have my name's in LA Times. For what? for fucking getting caught climbing a building

Starting point is 02:23:39 for being in a fucking too close to a fucking produce zone yeah no it was nothing it was good stuff

Starting point is 02:23:47 no it was really like my name's it was it was it was it's your yankovitch

Starting point is 02:23:52 for fucking yankovish is that your last name no I'm not sure but honestly it was kind of

Starting point is 02:23:58 dude it was kind of if I now they think back on it as like older person it's kind of creepy because I was 16 years old

Starting point is 02:24:03 I was skating my nearby just park, public park, it's called Plummer Park, whatever, skating there. I was skating this like, puddle gap or whatever, right? This guy comes up to me, he's like, hey, uh, mind if I take some photos? I'm like, sure. It snapped some photos of me skating. And then he's like, hey, uh, how do you feel about, um, the idea of someone trying to tear down this park? And I was like, oh, it's kind of fucked up. I like this park basically, right? I just told him about

Starting point is 02:24:26 that. And then he's like, all right, have a good day, peace. And then never heard about it again, right? When I was like 22, 23, I had my second or third job, I walk in and my HR department is just like, hey, you're you, uh, didn't know you were in LA Times. I'm like, me neither. I'm like, what do you, is that me? Like, what are you talking about? He's like, I searched up your name, I guess, because I got the job. He's like, there's the LA Times article about you.

Starting point is 02:24:48 When I was 16, talking about how I didn't want this park being torn down. Damn. Fucking random. And the dude, they even tell me who's from LA Times. He didn't tell me. So you're submitting that to prove that you're verified. That is what I was just about to say that. Like, yo, Instagram, hit it with the blue check because he didn't get the park torn down.

Starting point is 02:25:04 Yeah, you were added on it. You pretty much gave an irrelevant contribution to this news article and you feel like you could present that to Instagram It's better than what you have your like seven hour fucking what do you in my eyeballs What kind of what is your name in LA time? Sweater in his eyeballs at this point Bro they're gonna make an article about you brightest man in LA Furn shirt blinds half of LA Better than like I I fucking shit it on myself during a fucking five-day torture stream

Starting point is 02:25:33 I never shab you shout yourself in my kitchen Fuck you. No, what the fuck? I'm still cleaning that shit. Wait, you shard it? Nah, what it was, bro. I'll keep it. Wow, you're off the leaning.

Starting point is 02:25:43 Your organs are shutting down. I'll keep it real with you. Oh, what? You got to go to the hospital. What the fuck, bro? No, man. Oh, me, dog. What the fuck?

Starting point is 02:25:56 What it was? Are you okay, it was during his prison stream and it was like, you had to take his shit. That was like five to six a year, bro, I wake up. And I'm hot as fuck, bro. bro, you got no AC down there, bro.

Starting point is 02:26:07 So I need to have a cold back. I need to have a cold bath. Back. You went to Yuri's house and had a cold bath in his house. You put ice in his tub. No, bro. I went to the kitchen and I laid on the cold tile. What?

Starting point is 02:26:24 It was hot. You put your bare ass on the floor? You put your sweaty ass back on this nigga kitchen floor. What the fuck? That nigga makes eggs in there, bro. I used to the rubby. alcohol in my fucking kitchen floor. Wait, what happened?

Starting point is 02:26:38 And then I writ one in the cold town. Yeah. The cold town. Why did you put your bare ass on this? Bro. What? That's so gross. Horizon was walking on that floor.

Starting point is 02:26:49 Oh, bro. Yeah, what the fuck? Wait, so you just sharded on this niggas floor? I just gave a lot of fart like this. Brat this nigga right here. I don't even know if you farted. Wait, wait.

Starting point is 02:27:00 So you farted and a little dutututut particles hit his, his floor? Yeah. What were you wearing? a skirt, nigga? No, bro. You pulled his ass off. No. Put his bare ass on the whole floor.

Starting point is 02:27:11 I was in some good leather. Yeah, leather chaps. Nah, man. So you have assless leather chaps on? I don't get how the shit got from out of your booty to the floor. One of my tiles is stained,

Starting point is 02:27:24 bro. Shut the fuck up. I can't tell me serious enough. It was just 5 a.m. I laid out a morning cart. And you decided to go shit on the homie floor. Bro, they said I used this litter box and dip.

Starting point is 02:27:35 We had to throw away all our fruit, all our vegetables. Why? Because, bro, the stink just fucking infathing out of everything. You literally shitted on the floor? No, my farts don't smell. Wait, did you fart or shit? I farted, bro. Hey, you know what?

Starting point is 02:27:48 It was crazy. You was right. What? Niggie capped again. I told you, bro. It's only 8.30. Off that fucking Akeleini. No, listen, listen.

Starting point is 02:27:59 Look, he first said, oh, he's like, yeah, I'm going to be leaving at 1 p.m. You want to call them out? What is it? Burry Berry Hoodie. Burry, Barry, Barry, oh, you owe me a hundred bucks, motherfucker. Yes, you do.

Starting point is 02:28:12 I'll fit it to you right now. I'll just remove that from your, you know, from your disconnected payment, yeah. All right, all right, I'll take that, I'll take that. From your disconnected payment. What about mine? Okay, wait. Your name's not on the shirt, bro.

Starting point is 02:28:23 Should I call him out for being a sim or what? God damn. Not your name. Should I call him and call him out for being a sim? No, what's a sim? Who? Okay, listen. They call yourself out too.

Starting point is 02:28:32 Yeah, you are. But I'm going to ready. By roses. shit out here. You shut the fuck up. You caught a whole D-Y for a bitch. Fuck that. House one's like, should I call him out for being a sip?

Starting point is 02:28:42 Calls himself. Yeah. Lo is his house phone? Yeah, come on, bro. Talk with you. I'm gonna let you cook. I'm gonna let you cut. Oh, man.

Starting point is 02:28:53 This is looking, you're a dumb, bro. You're just debo my eyes. Yo, you're a... Wait, no, no, no, no. This is crazy because Blasi, when Blasi be right, I never want to admit it, bro. Because, as he said last week, like, this niggas's not going to pull up, right?

Starting point is 02:29:08 I knew it for a fact. This nigga been telling me all the-do. Did you know who was? Let me talk. Y'all all know who it is. We've been talking about this for months. The niggis supposed to come through, be on disconnected, and give me the Supreme Birdberry hoodie still.

Starting point is 02:29:21 That she came out in, like, February or something, bro. It's going to be old by the time you get it. No, yeah, I don't care about it being old. It's still a classic, but look. So listen, listen. Bro, tell me, first of all, he's coming from mad far, like seven, eight-hour drive, right? Right. He says I'm leaving at 1 p.m.

Starting point is 02:29:36 I'm like, why would you be leaving at 1 p.m? You're not going to get here until 8. It's far. And he was like, oh, my girl's at work. Niggas, if you don't leave your girl at home or have her call off work, like, this is one of the- That's some sim shit right there for show. This is one of the biggest opportunities you could possibly take. Even if you don't have nothing to promote, just being on here is a huge opportunity, bro.

Starting point is 02:29:56 Yeah. So you, like, you either could have left your girl at home or brought it with you, right? And he's like, no, it's cool. I'm going to make it like. Even before the show ends, I'm gonna drive straight there. I'm gonna drive straight there. So when I went out there right now, I fucking FaceTime this, nigga. And he's like at a house.

Starting point is 02:30:13 And I'm like, nigga, where are you at? He's all I'm in like, redacted. And I'm like, nigga, that's like, you know, like at least 30 minutes away. Like we're about to leave at nine, bro. Like I'm not waiting one second past nine. Like I thought you were on the way this whole time. Right. And he's like, oh, my girl, I had to use the bathroom.

Starting point is 02:30:29 So I'm at a house party now. So you stopped at someone's house like 30, 45. minutes away for your girl can use the bathroom. Fuck all that. There's not a Starbucks, a fucking McDonald's. We got a bathroom here. We got a bathroom here. I've been waiting for you all day so your girl can go use the bathroom.

Starting point is 02:30:44 Does he have something to promote on the podcast? He was bringing me the hoodie to be on the podcast. And that's what I'm saying. Imagine he didn't pick up his girl from work. And he goes like, why didn't you pick him up and pick me up from work? Oh, it's so I can give away the $6,000 jacket for free. What he, bro, it's to promote his business to promote. That's what I'm saying?

Starting point is 02:30:59 He had something to promote. Yeah. And he hit him up. You know what I mean? Like you want to. You're going to drive for eight hours to not even make it to be on the show because your girl got to take a piss. Bro, for all you know, that thing is that. He didn't even think about moving.

Starting point is 02:31:12 Oh, God. I don't know. I don't know where that house is at. Exactly. He never sent the pit. Is he pulling a house home? No, I wouldn't lie and say that I was on the way and from a different state. It's been over two weeks as well.

Starting point is 02:31:25 This has been months on months. Oh, that's true. Bro. Maybe I should make a red post about it. You got to make a red post on this bitch-ass company, bro. No, no. I'm not reporting to better business bureau. No, no, we call on this thing right now.

Starting point is 02:31:35 Let's see what Reddit thinks about this. No, we call it this thing right now. Reporting to the triple B. This nigga house owner is petty. This is so funny. Because I'm like, bro, like, I want my young black kings to motherfucking do better for themselves and stop. Don't be me.

Starting point is 02:31:48 Be better than me. Don't be chasing after these bitches and missing opportunities and talking about You're chasing these bitches missing opportunities? That's what, no. But I'm saying be a king. Hold yourself to a fucking value. Babe, if you can't get off work earlier, I got to be. be in LA so I could be on this fucking thing.

Starting point is 02:32:04 That's a big opportunity. This bathroom break turned into something else. I'm saying there's some real shit. And he's ducking in the FaceTime now. And he's ducking in the face time now. And he's ducking the face. Like, nigg.

Starting point is 02:32:14 Arson is vibes. You literally went 45 minutes out of the way so your girl could go pee. His girl probably got cold and he gave her a jacket. I'm trying to tell you that nigga never left the crib. He probably don't even own the shit. No, I know. In weeks, bro. He doesn't even have the jacket.

Starting point is 02:32:26 He don't even own the shit. He was high as fuck when he told. Yeah. He's just like, oh, I want to have an open DM with house phone. Yo, what's up? I got this hoodie for you. I got Houseone's number now. Yeah, bro.

Starting point is 02:32:35 Bro. You're gonna sell your show on the dark web. I'll talk this thing on FaceTime for like 30 minutes just for him not to even pull up. What sucks? Bro. That's what I'm saying, bro? That's all the cookie crumbles. Wait, what are you talking else to the nigga about?

Starting point is 02:32:48 How are we going to? Yeah, what are you talking 30 minutes about, bro? Honestly, it might have been an hour. You asked what's his favorite color and shit? It might have been a hour. It might have been 30. Well, fuck you on the phone with him that long for you. I know, for real.

Starting point is 02:32:57 I might have been off the shits. Bro, let's spend. Chopping it up with bro. Bro, you do not need to be on the hour long phone call with the Burberry, homie. Wait, hold on. Let's spend the rest of this podcast debating on how House Run should phrase this Reddit post. I'm not, Nick. Man, I'm not going to write a Yelp for a post about this, nigga.

Starting point is 02:33:14 You think, you're out here yelping? Yeah, fair fact. I don't use Yel. I think a lot. You know, I've been on, you know, I posted some Karen things. You look like you work for Yop. I've definitely gave my, uh, my, my fucking bad opinion. I'm going to be honest.

Starting point is 02:33:27 I think the only time I left the Yelp review is to leave a good review because I thought it's so great. Hey, you know how I know you're right, that nigga never left? Because the sky looked like not L.A. Sky. Yeah. How could you tell? If I tell you what was, okay, I think he's from like Arizona or some shit like that. Oh, bro, you thought the Arizona plug was on his way? Bro, I just said that he was coming from eight, seven hours away, eight hours away. That is fucking crazy, bro.

Starting point is 02:33:55 You are gullible. 70 hours I know I'm gullible but you let a bitch talk you into taking 50 shots and waking up

Starting point is 02:34:02 on the freeway you move down a car by the car but all of a sudden I'm gullible bro yeah whoever talk you and wearing

Starting point is 02:34:10 that fucking sweater you're being let on wait house on if he left at 1 p.m he's getting here at 10 or 11 p. Do you not know how to simple math

Starting point is 02:34:17 you said 8 9 10 p.m. It's a 7 hour drive you said he left at 1 p.m. It's a 6 to 7 hour drive he left at 1 p. He left that 1 p. 1 p.m. He's here in LA.

Starting point is 02:34:28 He's just not here at the office. That is. Because this girl had to take a piece. You're being very optimistic right now. I don't think he ever left this house. Why are you to defend? You're right. I'm going to just buy the hoodie and block his number. Who cares? Yeah, fuck that, nigga, bro. You want to promote his business while you're at it? Fuck him. Imagine.

Starting point is 02:34:45 Not even fuck him, but like, nigga, I don't got no time. I don't got no time in ways. I'm giving you the address. I'm waiting for you to come and for you to accept my girl. I had to use the bathroom. What type of stupid assy? You first of all, this thing probably don't even got a girlfriend. Let's be honest. Second of all, his girlfriend didn't have to pee.

Starting point is 02:35:02 That's why you didn't come or that's why you didn't come straight here. What sense does that make? House one's going to block his number and Apollo is going to come with the jacket next week. I was literally trying to tell you this bar for bar last week, bro. I predicted this shit. That's why you owe me $100. I owe you these nuts. Wow.

Starting point is 02:35:19 I don't owe you anything then. Wow. Take it out of the bread you've been sitting on for two days. I know, for real. You got the nice new jacket. You're really getting like 2%. My name is misspelled. I feel like I should get more because I'm sending the checkout to that name specifically.

Starting point is 02:35:36 No, wait, what's the splits? No, wait, what's the splits on some, I forgot? On some real shit? They talked about that off camera. We should make a poll. Who gets the biggest percentage? I mean, look. So I designed it.

Starting point is 02:35:46 Poorly. He misspelled a couple things. Are you kidding? Look, I, it was my idea to make merch for this shit. I designed it. I grabbed them out of the crib, took photos. I designed it. got printed the same day.

Starting point is 02:35:57 Yeah, he did. Under 24 hours and I was able to get all this shit done. No one helped me with anything. 30%. And if you could have helped me, how would you? You want 80% or what do you want? No, what the f-it's on my show? You know what I mean?

Starting point is 02:36:10 But, you know, show some love. But like... Well, you got the bread. You got a show the love. But I'm not... For real. Nah, bro. I'm gonna get everybody right.

Starting point is 02:36:20 What is... Toadke is also looking at me like, like, man, where my bread at too, man. He's trying to joke. Totally not even on the shirt. Bro, my homie's calling me from jail right now. Bro, wait, hold on. Shout out six, boy, free six, sorry.

Starting point is 02:36:30 Oh, wait, shout out to six, boy. Can I answer it? Yeah, but, but, niggit, he's trying to, he's trying to worry him all us right now, bro. I feel like I'm asking my boss for a raise, bro, this is your show. You should not be saying that on the jail phone. Oh, my God. We need the sound effect. Come on, Cuh.

Starting point is 02:36:52 Can't call may be monitored or recorded. Come on, cuz. The use of special calling features is not permitted during this call. We will be. Y'all will get cut evenly. This sounds like a drink of a mistake. He's about getting some bars. Thank you for using GTL.

Starting point is 02:37:08 But this ain't graph that photo. Sniggettoke never answered a jail phone over. Maybe monitored or recorded. Will my $50 coming to check or? No, I'm going to get you right. You know, kind of what you got me for the t-shirt major? I'm kidding. I'm fucking a cheating.

Starting point is 02:37:21 Last time I ever say that. Sorry. Sorry. This is such a process. Thank you for your GtL. Yo. Hey, hey, we live right now on Disconnected, bro. What's the deal?

Starting point is 02:37:36 Come on, Cove. What's up? You're on disconnected? Yeah. Come on, Cud. Hey, free my nigga six boy, man. That's my nigga, that's my guy, house boy, man. That's my my nigga's, that's my house, that's my house.

Starting point is 02:37:45 Come on, boy. You know the vibes, man. Hey, man, come on, Cug. Come on. Come on. Hey, bro. Free six, man. Free my nigga six, man.

Starting point is 02:37:57 Hey, nigga, don't be saying that on the jail phone. Wait. It was like, it was. I was like, you are now accepting the call from, sick. Hey, let me get $600 to the chat, man. Man, everything good, man. Nicky, we're waiting on the homie to get out.

Starting point is 02:38:13 Come on, cun. Hey, bro, tell me. Nica, tell me why I met her brother at a fucking baby shower randomly. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We tried. Niga, I swear to God, I was like, is this six more? Am I tripping? Like, I know the homie would have said what's up, though, if it was him.

Starting point is 02:38:36 Hey. Yeah, come on. No, no, we would have smoked. That's why I was like, wait, hold on. Hey, hey, yo, six. Yeah. Yeah, hey, you want to speak on that shit you was trying to tell me the other time? Being recorded.

Starting point is 02:38:51 You want to speak on it? Don't be trying to incriminate the homie. No, no, that's some crazy shit. I'm just saying, trying to hear you. My cellies up here talking this shit. They talk about that boy's your seat back shit. Oh, shit. Speak on it.

Starting point is 02:39:03 Yeah. Speak on it. What you want to say? Tell us what happened. I mean, I guess I don't know if it's true So the judge Came and told us like, yeah, man

Starting point is 02:39:22 And y'all know CMAX Us talk about on the internet They ain't done squabble, niggas I don't know if that's true Because fight nobody Cud was up in here He'd up in the cell for like two Like two hours of top

Starting point is 02:39:35 Yeah, COVID Because niggins are in tear Talking about Put niggins on corn in real life Benchiff Cud going around saying up in 3,400 That's not true Wow

Starting point is 02:39:52 Bum bum bum Why did you hit the buddy? Wow Wow. Wow. Wow. Hey man Hey, it's called

Starting point is 02:40:28 The nigga pork yard, the nigga shit thing, man Hey, Sometimes it got to be spoken on Hey, man Hey, six, man We gonna get back to the show, man Free you, my nigga, man Love you, my nigga

Starting point is 02:40:42 Yeah, man. Hey, free six boy, man, free you, bro All right, bro All right, bro I don't know what, bro, My Instagram is tripping It won't let me, like, respond to messages or nothing No, my Instagram is tripping, bro, bro.

Starting point is 02:40:56 Yeah, my, yeah I can't even, like, bro, We're supposed to promote the half evil shit Like as a collaborative post People can't even Like my shit's fuck I can't go on Instagram live I can't do a collaborative post with nobody

Starting point is 02:41:07 Just tag them and keep it pushing Why are you complaining? Bro, you know collaborative posts would have been good We get good But it can boss your life up Tag them and keep going You're good Why I've never posted a collaborative post

Starting point is 02:41:17 But if we're gonna post the exact same shit Like why the fuck we're gonna do that That's true You know there's no reason Oh on the collab post is one post Yeah News to me buddy And also with Instagram

Starting point is 02:41:28 and like with any platform, whenever you use their new features, they like, they like to promote it more. Come on, yeah, bro. No, Instagram is not fucking with me. I'm shadow band like crazy. You know what I'm not fucking with? Fuck it. You know what I'm not fucking with?

Starting point is 02:41:40 What, the new music? This goddamn Cardi B hot shit featuring Kanye and a little dirt. I'm actually, I'm gonna hear it one time. You're gonna definitely hear it in passing. We're all gonna hear it. You're gonna hear it in passing without even trying. You bumping that new Tori Lanes though? Benny Hanna.

Starting point is 02:41:55 I hope he don't come with some corny bars. Like, we got chubs. sticks like it's bideana what would be the best benihanna bar you could give honestly i feel like i heard them all in like 2016 you know all of my people eat around me like it's benihana nope that's trash all right chopsticks like bennie hana's trash what else is trash i cook it up for a large group and serve it to him that's actually that's kind of good i don't go a lot that's kind of good i Look it up in front of you like Benny Hanna. I was at the mall trying to pack son and I was at the mall.

Starting point is 02:42:32 Nah. What you're supposed to say? I was at Benny Honda trying to fry some rice, but I didn't. Hold on. Let me give Duno some lyrical advice, bro. You're supposed to say, bro, you're the last person to be giving music advice. Caught an op with his family. You just started.

Starting point is 02:42:49 Caught a op at the mall with his family. So I packed son. Niggins start rapping for one week. Now all of a sudden he's trying to give musical advice. I was that Benny Hanna wearing Paxon. I saw the homie and I was finna pack son. You know I fuck a lot because I had a magnum. Yuri talking shit, I'm going to smack some.

Starting point is 02:43:07 Okay. Wait, wait. Tope looking kind of thick. I'm trying to smack some. And poetic floco over here talking about Kevled did, BBM, he didn't have nothing. He didn't get his back done. Oh, why does he look short?

Starting point is 02:43:24 From the waist down, he's shack, son. I bought Flacco some clothes and he did a track run. Okay. That means he didn't pay me back. Nika, how you so short with a fat ass back? Okay. And how you live at the bank with a fat ass rack? Why you got cum stains all in your lap?

Starting point is 02:43:43 How you sell so many clothes, but you even got a single stack? And you don't know why you keep trying to rap. Yeah. I'm going to stay to what I know and I'm going to go back in fat. That nigga laid on your cold floor and pulled out his back He laid on the cold floor and took a big old crap That nigga thought he took a fart, but it really was a shack With a goth bitch 3 a.m. smoking flats

Starting point is 02:44:11 Smoking flats Do you think I'm smoking Zanz with goth bitches? Yeah You should show are smoking Zanz with a goth bitch at 4 a.m. On fucking 7th and Spring Street. That's the old house phone. On 7th and Spring. Okay.

Starting point is 02:44:25 you're talking about my God's bitches, at least they buy. Nigger, you'd be with drunk bitches getting a DUI. Calling them, they're my friends. We even know that's a lie. You want some beef, niggins that I'm fin of fry. You're the only lean addict I know that says

Starting point is 02:44:43 he's too high. You say you got all these bitches, but you always dick-riding guys. Oh. Okay. Well, what's wrong with that? How do you look yourself in the mirror and be like, damn, O-TM is fine? Blisey the type of dude to say Yo, tell that girl she's cute I'm too shy

Starting point is 02:44:59 Okay, and what if I was that guy? At least I wouldn't have to fucking look like an alibi Oh, okay That nigga had the money for two days And he told a lie Damn Nicky didn't want to give us our money

Starting point is 02:45:14 Why are you holding, guy? Did the race like take hey But I'm a graphic designer I swear to God I didn't fuck the bitch On a leather recliner I believe that And low key Blasier stopped on the freeway

Starting point is 02:45:27 And he was like The situation can't be finer Okay And uh And now he got no car He needs to hire a driver Okay Yeah

Starting point is 02:45:37 Shout out Eslo Shut the fuck out Now shout to a homie For gave me Consistent rides You feel me If you need a If you need a

Starting point is 02:45:46 If you need private driving In the greater Los Angeles area If you have a D-Y In the Los Angeles On Instagram Yeah you need private driving. I head up your bitch to come to the crib so we can have private dining.

Starting point is 02:45:59 Okay. Blasio. Nick, Blasie, swear you fucking bitches, why you always lying? Okay. How come every time I come around, they're not around? Oh, it must be perfect timing. Blasey was arrested by the- Perfect liming.

Starting point is 02:46:14 Why do you be sitting on this nigga lap? Yeah, you're always grinding. Damn. Blasey was arrested in the back of the cop car and he was still smiling. Okay. That's a fact. Because it's a presidential experience The only time you go on trips

Starting point is 02:46:28 Is when you go on dot com Expedia No Wow You took off but you ain't land that bitch Okay I swear to God You with a gotth hole you zan that bitch Wow

Starting point is 02:46:41 You be with a white hole You need to tan that bitch If you had a daughter I'm sure you didn't plan that bitch The real bitch is you should style Are your fucking goth bitches you be kicking it with. You always switch up the flow, bro.

Starting point is 02:46:56 I switch in the flow. I think this bitch got pneumonia because I'm so sick in the wrist. So sick of the wrist? Blasdy is wearing a sweater and it looks like he just finished taking a piss. Good exotic bud in my joint. I ain't smoking no spliff. Oh. Blazden didn't take a bath from three months and he's growing some sis.

Starting point is 02:47:15 Okay. You told Rosecrans Vic like, please come on my drip. Okay. Blasie's like, fuck a fart, I'm fin to take a shit. That nigga said, look at this shit. Oh my God, that's a fit. I'm not going to lie that joke was kind of weak as shit.

Starting point is 02:47:32 Okay. And I hang with lions, tigers, and bears, not no imps. Oh. Nicky, you just making them animals? Okay. I made your bitch slurred me up like a d animal. Okay. And all that shit dry is fuck like you hannibal.

Starting point is 02:47:47 What the fuck did that mean? The only time You like fruits is when it's bananaable What? What the fuck did that mean? This niggas really think he fired Because he wearing lime green And that shit is not clean

Starting point is 02:48:02 Disconnected you guys Thank you soon You only drop that shirt Because you're a fent fiend I'm a fent fiend Wow Nika you're you're getting disrespectful At least my biggest accomplishment

Starting point is 02:48:13 Is in a tent stream Oh Oh Oh Damn. At least. Yeah, at least. It's at the most.

Starting point is 02:48:25 I swear to God, I swear to God, I don't see so much bread. I'm fin to drop some toast. Wow. Presidential sweets at the crib, but I don't got to vote. Back to having me time. I don't got a soap. What? Wait, so you get in the bath and just sit in the water?

Starting point is 02:48:42 That nigga toke glasses are so small, he bought him for his daughter. Boo. Okay. That nigga Tokes so wringled up. Because he stay in the water. And do me a favor, just quit popping poppers. I went to go get some for Flaco. I'm his private shopper.

Starting point is 02:48:58 Blasley only dropped that pro club tea because he can't be a father. Wow. And I only fuck a year because he went through the community Russian doctors. Niggi, you ain't got no articles about you. So you're not getting verified. Why bother? Why bother? You acting like you actually have a chance of meeting Sean Carter.

Starting point is 02:49:16 You're asking like you damn near Went to Harvard Okay And the only time you get a kicking with people Is when you get a barber Nigger, I know you're not talking You're still wearing snapbacks by starter Bro, you went pretty far

Starting point is 02:49:33 But how someone went farther Okay Chicken and Sprite Coke with beef fish with tartar Wow Oh my God, that's the mean Or I might put some oil and vinegar I hit you a bitch with the mortal combat You know I'm a finisher

Starting point is 02:49:49 I'm with Yuri having Birkenstocks He's I'm not with the niggers, bro He said there you go You're trying to act You're trying to say the N word on the low Like we ain't know Like we ain't know

Starting point is 02:50:07 Both you guys think you're rappers But you have no flow You have no flow In fact you're just a tuck sucker I mean a toe sucker Like my friend Big Joe And I'm feeling like Twisty P. I'm going to rip off my toe.

Starting point is 02:50:19 And how you post? Instagram, guys, I need weed, but you still don't have dro. Nigger, you're talking about going live. You don't even got a post. You don't even got a post. Your shit all fucked up. How do you even got a phone? Nigga, you say you fucked, but you ain't even get to stroke. You didn't get a stroke. You try to sing. You can't even hit one single tone.

Starting point is 02:50:37 You're the type to flirt online, Facebook.com, poke. Nigger, I heard when you was a little kid, you got got touched by the poke. You're the type to go to UK for two weeks and say, bloke. Bloke? Every time Yuri says a rap, I say no. I say nope.

Starting point is 02:50:55 You need to learn how to tie special knot with a rope. They ask who the gayest nigga in the room is. I say toke. Every time I drop a Sony, like, wow, this is so dope. But you got to drop it. I swear to God, you ain't touching none of this prophet. It's me and Yuri splitting it right in between. And I gave a bitch a key like a locksmith.

Starting point is 02:51:19 Black shirt, green, flannel, white shirt, green. What? What the fuck are you talking about? You're confusing me. Confusing me. I got your bitch in the back seat. She abusing me. Okay.

Starting point is 02:51:30 And that's why I had one of your best friends choosing me. Oh, my God. Wow. It's getting spicy. Took on your bands and they groupied me. Oh, hey, Jenny. But guess what? See, I put you on to a thousand followers, bitch, you grew from me.

Starting point is 02:51:49 Oh, okay. You grew for me. This is gay now, Brad. T.rell got my back. He's going, who for me? T. Rel is like... Who is that laughing at?

Starting point is 02:52:04 I know. It's like Trevor getting tickled back there, bro. Hey, Trevor in the back sound like ticking me Elmo. Bossa Nova tickling his ass, bro. Yo. In the fucking custodian room. They got the Sacramento giggles. What?

Starting point is 02:52:22 Why say all? Don't be dissing the whole city, bro. Bro, why would? So you fin to go against Sacramento? You're trying to go against the whole northern California? We got, bro. We got a lot of sack people in here. I wouldn't disrespect.

Starting point is 02:52:34 Yeah, you love sacks. I love a single sack. Mine. Bro, what the fuck? All right, it's time to end this shit, bro. Hey, Smithmo TV right after this. We're in a demon, man. And then also, Riley and I dropped part three of our Hawaii vlog today.

Starting point is 02:52:48 Please go check it out, guys. Tuesday, Half Evil, uh, anything personal. Sub to Spliff Mode TV, man. Let's get it. Disconnected, baby. Let's go. What did you throw? Why did I end five minutes early?

Starting point is 02:52:59 What the fun? Oh, shit.

No Jumper - Disconnected Ep. 29

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