No Jumper - Disconnected Ep. 37

Starting point is 00:00:00 Episode 37 of the biggest disconnected show. I literally Josh just reminded us not to cuss. Yeah. And it's already, it's starting to become a problem. You have to not think about it. I really want to say this is in episode 37. Yeah. And it kind of rhymes, man.

Starting point is 00:00:17 So I think Josh is like blocking my rapping career from starting. Episode 37, no, new spot. New spot by the man. What are you doing? Hell yeah, hell yeah. So, I mean, I think first of all, we got to bring up the elephant in the room. we need, well, shit, there's a couple of in the rooms. I'm going up the harder one.

Starting point is 00:00:33 Housephone could not join us today. You know, he's going through a recent passing of his mother, so we just wanted to send our condolences to the parents of you. Housephone, man. To the Housephone family. And if you guys can send us, send the same condolences and positive messages, please do it. Yeah, we live right now. Oh, shit.

Starting point is 00:00:50 We got to take a photo real quick and then we're good. Okay. I know that. All right. No, but, you know, on a lighter note, though, we are, you know, guys, go ahead and send your condolences. But a lighter note, man, we are at the new fucking office. And honestly, I know.

Starting point is 00:01:03 Excuse me. Well, I feel like three minutes is like, you know. And it's like, it's such a bittersweet moment right now because it's like it'll be, it feels weird not to have Housephone here to kind of initiate the first episode in the new place. I know. Yeah. We have to keep the energy strong for Housephone for when he returns for things to be,

Starting point is 00:01:21 you know what I mean? Not falling apart. Basically. Kind of ironic how without House, this ain't a home. I know. For real. Deep. No, but I'm very curious, like, we need to have a YouTuber, like, one of, like, the representatives come visit us one day just to clear the air, like, is it 10 minutes?

Starting point is 00:01:36 Is this guy with the timer, like the cuss timer right now? Oh, well, he is that the B word still like a scientific term for a female dog? Well, why, it's 45 seconds, by the way, not three minutes. Well, that's the issue with YouTube is like YouTube is not clear with their rules. They're not going to tell you, like, this is the thing that guy, the video demonetized. They're just going to say, demonetize for whatever reason. It goes against community guidelines. And you have to figure it out yourself.

Starting point is 00:01:58 Do you think that those companies do that to protect themselves from all, like, the problems that could occur? Because, like, think about how many people you know that got on their Instagram removed. Like, you always hear a crazy story of somebody walking up to fucking Menlo Park at the Facebook headquarters with a fucking, like, hey, you deleted my Instagram. Yeah, yeah. They had to kick my homie out. He said he went in a whole golfing outfit. Really? Kick them out of where?

Starting point is 00:02:21 He has a very popular weed brand with hundreds of thousands of followers. He got removed. So he thought his best bet was to go march up to the Facebook headquarters and go ahead. Oh, shit. And, excuse me. Oh, snap. And we got some presents to make the set a little bit cleaner. Let's go ahead and just place these as like, as the show goes on.

Starting point is 00:02:45 Is that a million dollars in cash? That's an amazing item. I think we, what do you think, Josh, right here in the front? Shout out Edel cuts in the building, man. No, I think you need to be. the bottom right yeah yeah right at the bottom otherwise you want to block your you can but yeah let's that's not stacked as a stack above year yeah um i'd love to be blocked by a million in cash that's amazing i'll probably just take this one for they throw the pillows on the stuff oh yeah

Starting point is 00:03:11 let me let me get comfy with this thing and then you probably put chopper right here something hey i i told the oh bring that i told the disconnected group chat i don't want to make it like the craziest like blasi little ensemble but you know what shit what you're What up? What up? Welcome to Disconnected. He's single. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:03:31 Oh, okay. Blasey took a speed date really quick. Let's go. You are initiating like some kind of like date arrangement or something like that. He does that with all his guests, honestly. I'm used to it. But this is the first time to meet you. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:03:46 Yeah. Just so the people at home know, can you go sit next to him for a second? Oh, my God. You can pull up. I just want this visual to be on camera. And I feel like Darth Vader right now. Nice to meet you, Blasey. I feel so comfy right now.

Starting point is 00:03:59 I just want to see screenshots of this on the Reddit. That's what I'm here for right now. Hell yeah. I was an interview, though. You guys just did one right now? How was that? Blasey. You feeling her energy?

Starting point is 00:04:13 I mean, we're like in the middle of a podcast right now. She's got demon energy. I feel like her. Yeah, I work in the room right now. It's amazing. Oh, we don't want to know what you're feeling. I'm not supposed to be in this show. Wow.

Starting point is 00:04:25 Okay. Demon girl, you can get up. I just wanted to initiate some kind of energy there and see what happened. Okay. It was good meeting you though. Hell yeah. Welcome to Disconnected. Yuri was swayed.

Starting point is 00:04:34 I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Yeah, Ronnie's by the fuck you. Where the boxing gloves at? Wow. Let it be Adam to just cause like the first awkward moment of the office. There was just immediate sexual tension.

Starting point is 00:04:48 What? This should seem nice. Oh, this is your phone. Yo, welcome to disconnected, guys. It was like episode of a little violent right now. Welcome to Disconnected. Now featuring some of our, um, pieces in here.

Starting point is 00:04:57 I was gonna say this is a full-on like a blasey advertisement. I didn't want this to happen though. And I made it clear in the, I honestly, I'm disappointing you, Paul Lord. Why way?

Starting point is 00:05:06 Because where the fuck is, where the snap is the, the surfing board? Surfing. Ah, you, I should have brought one. Do we want a giant surfboard in the back? And then like, yeah,

Starting point is 00:05:18 do you really want that? I, if he brings a surfboard, then I could bring a bear. If he brings a surfboard, I could, fucking... I like that idea.

Starting point is 00:05:28 Force promote my products. You know what I mean? So we all kind of got to like make a contrast. I'll bring a board just to leave here. I like a big board with the bear on top. I'm going to bring a longer surfboard than you. I'm going to bring one of those super long boards.

Starting point is 00:05:41 And what the fuck do you think that means? I'm going to be the bigger guy. Well, I're gay. Well, I think honestly like I'm really excited just to start this thing out because I feel like we have like a really creative audience. And like I honestly want some of the audience members to help us out.

Starting point is 00:05:55 make this space. We just got to like, we got to find ways to like really like together. And shout out to whoever made that. Shout out to Danielle, Daniel Nunez. Daniel. I went from a girl to a guy. Yeah. Daniel's deafly guy in the head. The demon girl got you messed up in the head already. Oh, God. Just using. You're fumbling your words, bro. Yeah. Let you tell it. Honestly, I was like, before I was leaving the house today, I was thinking like, what can I bring to, you know, spice up the back of the podcast? But I was thinking like, all the items that have in my room is just like examples of stuff I like, you know what

Starting point is 00:06:25 me that's like first stuff I'm interested in. I was like, what can we really bring that? We'll, you know, show what disconnected is about, you know? But we've been bouncing some ideas

Starting point is 00:06:34 in the group, maybe like a hospital. We just have to, a hospital. What, why? Because you fucking smoke so much slips and you might get taken there one day.

Starting point is 00:06:41 Oh, bro, that's fucked up. No, actually, I'm getting an x-ray soon. Why? Why?

Starting point is 00:06:46 What is that going to do? I was just, what do you mean? It's going to see if I'm fucked up or not. Don't do it. Don't do it. Well,

Starting point is 00:06:51 what are you getting x-rayed? my back. Oh, okay. Just don't get your lungs x-rayed. Why? You think I'm going to be sad? You're going to be real sad. No, shut the hell of.

Starting point is 00:06:58 No, they're going to have to x-ray my lungs because it's a part of my back. I think it should be no jumpers job to just bring like a doctor one day and give us like a test. We need to have like, what was that doctor show? The doctors? I don't remember. Could we do like a cross podcast with them one day where they just kind of just like, I'll bring my tonsils out? Maybe I'll cough for three seconds, you know? Bro, imagine we have someone come in here and like test the air quality and they're like,

Starting point is 00:07:20 bro, how do you guys breathe? It's 80% tobacco and 20% weed. I mean, it's not hard to look at like one of these wax rigs and just imagine what your lungs probably look like because that's not even like, you know. You're probably chalked. But your lungs are self-healing.

Starting point is 00:07:36 It's a wax rig it just sits there. It's not like, you know, digesting. So you're constantly cleaning your lungs. I'm constantly digesting resin. That is a crazy quote. We all are. Think about it. Not me. Speak for yourself.

Starting point is 00:07:49 Where does it go? Bro, you literally smoke eight splits a minute. Bro, I'm not going to listen to the guy who drinks a corona at five in the morning till 5, you know, until 10 p.m. at night. And you fall asleep so early. It's ridiculous. I got to say that. I like a good night of sleep.

Starting point is 00:08:03 What's wrong with that? What adult man goes to sleep at 9 p.m. Dude, that's crazy. I'm not up playing rust looking at naked computer guys. You're up too early drinking coronas, dude. You got to like, wake up. Wake up later? Early bird gets the worm.

Starting point is 00:08:15 Pause. But do you pair, like, are you eating your corona with like just like a slim gym? or do you have like a good omelet beside it in the morning? I'm not eating my corona at all. I'm drinking it. And second, no. Now what I'm, I've never bought a slim gym before.

Starting point is 00:08:27 I think I've, well, I know. If you buy a little. I haven't had a slim gym since like a fourth grade or some shit. Do you have a consistent or like not a very, like,

Starting point is 00:08:34 do you have some breakfast that you eat semi-consistently? Uh, I like breakfast burritos a lot. With a corona on the side. Uh, sometimes it depends. What? That is a horrible breakfast,

Starting point is 00:08:44 bro. We need a doctor in here, ASAP. Let you tell it. Bro, in the morning, the last thing I want to taste is beer. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:50 I want like fresh water, bro. The only time, you know what makes hangovers like horrible is the fact that you just wake up with that like alcoholic feeling. Yeah. Exactly. You smell your breath. I can't start my day off like that. I need some.

Starting point is 00:09:03 You guys don't brush your teeth before you go to sleep? Not often. Yeah, I do. That's Cap. Yeah. That's Cap. Yeah. That's Cap.

Starting point is 00:09:11 Okay. They're white. I think I got some, you know, they might, they're not crackhead teeth, but you know, I think you want to be flossing. too much in a certain spot. Fossing too much? Yeah. I definitely flossed right before I got in here actually. Really? Yeah. I'm a fan of flossing. That was a gap joke. Oh my god. I can't even, you know what? I ain't got to lie though like yes I could stick a straw through it. Mind your own business. Bro in second grade my teacher in second grade Miss Popova she had a huge gap in her

Starting point is 00:09:39 teeth or whatever and she smoked cigarettes and I've seen her use her tooth gap as a cigarette hold. Yeah, I could do that. That's crazy. If I'm like deep in a Photoshop Graphic and I'm just want to be grimy at 2 a.m. I might just punch the fucking filter and just cram that shit in between. That's crazy. You know what I mean? A gum is bleeding all on the square.

Starting point is 00:09:59 Hell no, bro. What the hell is wrong with you? 2 a.m. vibes? Oh my God. A holder in your mouth is wild. Look, some people want to just be in their boxers and undershirt and work at 2 a.m. I just want to split between my teeth. You be working in the office in your boxes?

Starting point is 00:10:14 Undershirt, yes. Boxers, no. Oh, man, I bet you. Yo, employees got so many. He got a complaint box there. I was going to say. I've been there before when he's in his undershirt. That was a good one.

Starting point is 00:10:24 Yeah. That was a good way. No, but speaking about teachers, Yuri brought up a crazy ass. He told me, he walked up to me today. He's like, yo, bro, did you hear they're bringing spanking back? In Missouri, in like a school district in Missouri. And, like, first off, like, how do you even, like,

Starting point is 00:10:37 subscribe to a newsletter that has that information? Like, what kind of like, Yeah. Okay. Non-child PTA meetings are you in there? I've pulled enough topics out of this Instagram page where I feel like they deserve the shout out and also the dude is a cool guy I met him in person you ain't hard fool who you ain't hard fool you haven't blocked for some reason that fool probably has me but for some reason all

Starting point is 00:10:56 these full pages like six full pages who like have me blocked I just was talking shit to him at early time I don't know but anyways he he had posted that topic and uh I just thought was interesting I was like I don't know I've definitely seen videos of like older people who are like back in my day I get slapped up with the ruler of I was acting up like you know you kids got it nice and easy blah blah And they say like it's a positive thing at the end of the day. They've learned better. I've never heard anyone say that. That's true.

Starting point is 00:11:21 That's some shit, maybe like some weird uncle will stay in the corner at a party. But like I don't think a teacher has ever gotten close to laying hands. They've been disrespectful though. I had some hater teachers. Bro, teacher used to be disrespectful. Now they can't do it because every kid has a phone. I was secretly recording. Because my teacher, like, I remember one time in eighth grade, I was like the class clown, right?

Starting point is 00:11:39 He just said, you're just over at science teacher, Mr. Van de Valle, at Holliedale Middle School. He said, you guys know Miguel has 80. You guys are just laughing at a kid who has ADHD, by the way. That's crazy. It just got awkward. I'm like, that just sounds medical as hell. You should have got off on, bro. Like, make a muggle.

Starting point is 00:11:54 But now that it's Missouri, though, you feel me like, is the same teacher to be like, all right, come over here. Need time. You know what I mean? Or like, what's going to happen? I mean, what grade is that, though? Probably kids. I would have to assume kids.

Starting point is 00:12:06 But imagine being spanked in front of the, that's the thing. It's like, it's kind of embarrassing. Like, who passed that? I don't know. I don't think it's just kids just because. I feel like, you know, you can't, you can't be out here spanking a preschooler. Not even that, but who's like, who's like, all right, going to be the man, but like, like, y'all, I'm down to spank other kids.

Starting point is 00:12:25 Like, what the fuck are you got going on? You might get, can you get arrested? Like, you're not, not in that school district, apparently. That's wild, bro. I don't know. It's a requirement to, it's a, to fucking. I don't have any kids, but I would say that if I did, I would not want, you know, my kid coming back saying like, yo, Mrs. or Mr.

Starting point is 00:12:42 fucking pop me up today. And I'd be like, damn, like, what the fuck? I can bet you one thing. I've never even been to Missouri, but I bet you there ain't no fucking black kids that agree to that shit. There are no black parents agreeing to that shit, bro. I'm going to tell you that much right now.

Starting point is 00:12:56 I don't think that there's any Mexicans in Missouri. There is, though. You know, shout to all my Mexicans in Missouri. My dad has definitely told me that, like, when he was in school in Russia. Wait, ain't St. Louis in Missouri? Oh. Yeah, no, it's definitely some Mexicans there for sure.

Starting point is 00:13:10 Yeah. Not like that, but... Yeah, not for sure. That's, like, more of an ethnic city. Yeah. It's a metropolitan. Yeah. Is that the word?

Starting point is 00:13:18 It's gonna be. I thought that was ice cream. No, that's neopolis. That's deopold. God damn, bro. Like the matrix? Bro, what's your high school day? Venice High.

Starting point is 00:13:27 Venice High. Follow complaints, bro. There's fucking smoking weed surfing over there. I went to Londale High too. You got kicked out of the first high school. Yeah, you don't know my life, man. Wow, that's crazy. I never got kicked out.

Starting point is 00:13:37 Actually, I did. But I didn't go to two high schools. But I also imagine, though, in that same vein, there's probably some private schools where it's like, yo, if you want to sign up for our shit, you definitely have to be out here, like, yeah, applying the pressure, you know what I mean, like really making sure these kids learn. I wouldn't feel comfortable smacking up some random kid.

Starting point is 00:13:56 But then also, bro, like, if I think back to my memories in elementary school of how angry we got certain teachers, like, think about it, bro, like, you or your classmates have pissed off some teachers to, like, the fucking breaking point multiple times before. And imagine at that point, they're just like, oh, I've made teachers cry. fucking Blasie bra just backhand you or something like that like shut the fuck I'm so sorry to all my high school teachers I feel like I was a fucking

Starting point is 00:14:20 asshole bro I was we were a fucking assos that's what I'm saying would you be mad of them if they ended up you know bro I had this look I had this teacher fuck what was it Miss Rojas I think her name was or some shit like that but anyway it was a peco

Starting point is 00:14:37 right like right next to our high school so we went like and bought like all these like little because the mice were like 50 cents for like the snakes or whatever. Oh, no. So we bought a bunch and then put it because you know how like high school the classroom's already open.

Starting point is 00:14:50 You just sit down, the teacher comes in or whatever if she's not there already. So she used to never be there. So we put all these shits in her desk and we would just, and she didn't open her desk for like the whole, damn near the whole class, right?

Starting point is 00:15:01 Fuck all that. Open that shit and these shit start going crazy. Even I still got scared. I was like, what the fuck? Oh my God. I feel, bro. And then now looking back, I feel bad as fuck.

Starting point is 00:15:09 That shit was horrible. Because if somebody did that to me, I would have a shout up. And they don't even get paid like a fortune. I go a lot like growing up, I thought like teachers had it. Like I'm, you know, I don't know. You just assume like my teachers were always complaining to the class saying how, how they're like all those pencils you guys are using.

Starting point is 00:15:24 I paid for those pencils in the schools. Oh my God. And I drive an hour and a half to work and I spend. It's like I've heard that teachers complaining about the salary my whole life. Wow. As a kid. I never thought about that because, you know, teachers did used to come out of pocket a lot. Because I remember like we, and you know how some teachers every year,

Starting point is 00:15:40 they'll just buy shit. Yeah. come on like random shit for class or whatever and they was like spending that out of their own bread to like teach us something to be honest let's think about that. Exactly. And then we're just trying to like see how we can piss him off that day. But there's a fine line of like, you know, because it's kind of like, is this truly your passion? Because there's some people who just like drag their feet to be teachers. And like, it's like that teacher in the show The Simpsons where the bitch is just always mad and shit like that.

Starting point is 00:16:04 You know, there's just some teachers who just had that spoiled fucking soul. But, you know, shout out to all the teachers out there who are really doing it because they, you know, they love it. and they want to embrace the community. I think at this point it's like that's what it's become. It's becoming like just like it's a it's you either do it because you love it or like we were discussing earlier for other strange weird reasons that. But here's a question. You shouldn't be around kids for.

Starting point is 00:16:24 Would you ever like do high school over? No. What the fuck? What do you mean? I ain't gonna lie. Some people like school, bro. And some people think it. Oh like some people leave high school like those are the golden ears.

Starting point is 00:16:35 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like bro, I was so sick in high school. You got to think about Nick. You got to think about like it was niggas that was super cool. I was never like a cool kid in high school. Me neither. I sucked. Yeah, yeah. I was dead in the middle. Like, I was by, because at my high school, it was like strictly Paisas, you feel me? Like, you either like a Paisa or like you're,

Starting point is 00:16:52 you're really just like outcast and shit like that. Those were the real popular kids. Like, really? Yeah. And where I was from, you know? It was a lot of-Alino Sanchez lived across the street from my high school. Oh, yeah. All the popular kids are like, like, like, schools I was growing up was like, because like when I was growing up, it was like, if you were in a punk band or some shit, gang bangers or like football players For me it was always football players or gangbangers

Starting point is 00:17:15 In middle school it was like there was no athletic stuff So it was like the kid who was like the most banged out was like the kind of like the coolest Or whatever group of kids And then high school was like the football team was like lit And then all the gangbangers were known to like See I went to Londale so it was like well in like in Venice as well But like fucking it was like a lot of like

Starting point is 00:17:34 The punk scene was crazy that's when it started coin That's when you had everybody went Where I'll see yeah everybody wearing like all the studded belts and shit. I said it was like, yeah. Skah? That's old old. Scott core. No, I'm talking like 2012, all that 10 years leave for show, you know what I'm saying? But like there's definitely shows all over

Starting point is 00:17:50 Linwood, Southgate, East LA of just nothing but Skahn punk. Like that was really a scene that was being embraced in that area. But back to that whole high school shit, bro. Like that whole talk about like, oh, you know, don't, you know, you'll miss your high school years. I do not miss an ounce of that shit. I was

Starting point is 00:18:06 depressing. That shit was boring. Really? I can do my own thing now. you know, I'm not poor. Okay. All my, all four years of my, like, going to high school and I got, I had fucking math first period. I don't know why, bro. That was the worst thing to wake up and do math.

Starting point is 00:18:22 Bro, I was like, bro, this fuck. I love it and shit. I used to hope every, every year, I'm like, bro, please don't get math first period. I, like, I chose math as my first period. Big is deeper. I chose that. He liked the math, apparently. Because I chose it as an elective.

Starting point is 00:18:36 As a senior, I took just algebra one as a like. That's why high school is boring for your ass. He chose math as an election. That's just fun. I love a good, like, basic, like, addition, you feel me? Like, 300 plus 41, like 3.41. Who wouldn't want to do that all day?

Starting point is 00:18:50 Dude, I do have to say I miss this part of high school where it's like in reality, the only life task you have as a person is go to school and at least pass. You know what I mean? That was like the only kind of life task you have at that point. It's like you don't have to go to work or find a job or pursue a career or do anything like that. You kind of just have to go to school and that's it. And for me, it was like, I would go to school, you know, hop out of school with my friends, get high, get drunk, do all this stuff. And it was just kind of like a whole partying.

Starting point is 00:19:16 Like, for me, it was like a party the whole time almost. I couldn't even tell you. And that's what I miss about it. It was kind of like, it was so free. And like, you didn't really have to work. Have you ever like, have you like driven by Hollywood High like recently? Like when it like, all right. So like, I don't know like when this was, but like, we, I was driving by there one time because Tiesti used to have a studio over there.

Starting point is 00:19:36 Really? Yeah. So I was driving by there. is a guy go link up and these it's like these all these like badass kids sitting on the roof and shit I'm like what the fuck is this? This shit like a music video were they skateboarders? No

Starting point is 00:19:48 they wasn't skate now like school was like I think they're like maybe at lunch or some shit I don't know they're like sitting on the roof post it like overlooking the street like they front line it was crazy I wonder if school is like if it's in a situation now where if a teacher tells it comes up to you saying get off the roof if you're like I have anxiety you have to be on the roof

Starting point is 00:20:05 it's like oh sorry can't say anything I identify as a roof. I identify as a roof post. You can't touch me, teacher. Oh, shit. And that's it. Teachers like, all right.

Starting point is 00:20:15 Hollywood High has always been really weird to look at, though. Like, every time I drove past it, it's like, bro, there's no knowledge being passed in those calls. Hell no. All right. Shut the fuck up. Now that's Cap. I learned hell with shit and fucking Holland High.

Starting point is 00:20:26 All the, the only thing you learned is that they're whipping in Missouri and, you know, how to combine tobacco. You know, you're over here telling us that like your, your mechanics teachers like this Chop shop kingpin in the fucking Hollywood area. Guess what? I learned how to take the park car. He'd be watching the randomest news. Every time I like join, like he like joins me in like a Zoom call or some shit.

Starting point is 00:20:48 He's like he's like staring his screen. It's just like Michigan man runs over nine rabbits. He's like what the fuck are you watching? He's gonna fuck around and be the first person on old jumper that have their own like local or like national news. No. He's gonna go ahead and make stories. I see it being peppered. No, bro.

Starting point is 00:21:06 I'm no tent talks watch. This is where I'm fucking up, bro. Like, I keep kicking myself in the ass every time I do it. But I need to stop, like, kind of sharing my... In the morning, you do a bad job at it. Every morning, I want... It's every morning, bro. I know.

Starting point is 00:21:19 Guys, chat, I know some of y'all feel me. Every morning, I want to fight your way. I check my Instagram. I'm like, oh, harmonious, man. You know, I want to see some funny memes, maybe getting an update on his life for a couple seconds, get scope of his meal. But no, it's just like, it's like a stupid meme. Like, oh, Ukraine's getting my...

Starting point is 00:21:34 Getting the tax money from these Cheetos I bought. You know, like, bro, you're dumb. No, but, I mean, I encourage it, though. At the end of the day, as long as you're not being disrespectful, you feel me, you're able to share and cast your opinion. I think that's what people, that's what that is going to have you winning. Honestly, it's like, that's the main thing that I like to promote is like, bro, like, yes, I can be wrong.

Starting point is 00:21:56 But, like, I just like to have an opinion and, like, not be cast into, like, a corner and called, oh, you're this type of person immediately because you shared this opinion. It's like, no, it's just like, I'm just looking at the facts. And it kind of looks like this right now, you know what I mean? But also, I've had like a good amount of people with DM me saying like, dude, I'm, I'm glad you're sharing your opinion. Like, hell, people are scared to share their opinion and all that stuff. But then also, I'll look at other people's pages like your page or, you know, Ask Pizza's Instagram. And I think about it.

Starting point is 00:22:22 I'm like, bro, in reality, you follow As Pizza for As Pizza for shit. You're not there for his like political opinions and all this stuff. And I think about it from my perspective, I'm like, I've heard that argument a million times. I'm so sorry for cutting you off. But there's a ton of YouTubers that I watch, that y'all watch. roll up the fattest one. I'm not tribut. But there's a lot of YouTubers that we watch that we exclusively just keep on YouTube

Starting point is 00:22:43 because we don't get a fuck what they got going on Instagram. But it's that next layer. If you're following someone on Instagram, it's a little beyond their products in my opinion. Because like, for instance, I agree. You know, I have brain dead glasses, right? Cool-ass brand. I don't follow them on Instagram. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:22:59 Because I'm not that engaged with what they have going on. But if I'm a harmonious man fan and it's going beyond YouTube, and I want to see pieces of their opinions and their personal world. I'm a, you know, follow up. So, like, yeah, yeah. I think Instagram's a great place just to showcase who you are truly, you feel me. I think that there is a lot of, you know, it's kind of a little hard to, like, gauge it

Starting point is 00:23:19 when it's so, like, centered around business, you know. And business, everyone's been taught to, like, keep it nothing personal. And who, you know, speaking to Instagram, who has the best story, I think, on Instagram is Vell. I know. For real, Vell, literally his, like, his stories. I don't know how, I even told them this. Let's get Vell.

Starting point is 00:23:34 dot BMX and follow. Yeah, man. How you do it on YouTube? Yeah, how do you do it on YouTube? I was like, all right, so I was telling him, he was at my house yesterday and I was telling him like, bro, how do you always get to film? Like, you're always in the mix of it. I told him me, I think he goes on like citizen and like weighs for like come crazy

Starting point is 00:23:50 shit and gets on this motorcycle and goes next to it films it because I'm like, there's no way. He always filming bullshit. He needs to take advantage of that shit and just sell that, sell the all that video to the news channels. I'm sure like that. You have the on scene guys. But not only that, Vell is like an energy.

Starting point is 00:24:04 Bannie, bro. He's not tired. Like, I've done listening to music streams with him for like six, seven hours. He's super tired, exhausted at the end of it. We say peace, deuses. I go home. I, like, lay down, look on my Instagram story. He's at a bar with like three people going like, hey, let's go. How are you fucking do it? I'm like, bro, how did you just leave this long-ass stream and then go immediately to like, you know,

Starting point is 00:24:27 three, four other things to do? Bell's just a man on a motorcycle and there's no distance he's not willing to take. No, for real. And that's facts. Yeah, shout out of Bill. He's a lone wolf. And I'm honestly, like, jealous of people like that because, like, I've grown to, like, you know, like to come home at the end of the day and, like, get in my comfort zone. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:24:46 And the comfort zone is the thing that kills you. But I like it. You know, like getting back to that section. But I like, you know, people that are willing to just get out of the comfort zone. You got a special guest in the building. We have a very special guest, y'all. If y'all could guess right now in the chat, who is it? Go ahead.

Starting point is 00:25:00 Spam your guess. He's about come on about 15 seconds. And we need, we need, like, boss or somebody to come. Yeah, you also got probably need to clear up that, uh, those pillows. Those pillows were, are a little too chunky. I kind of fucked up by bringing them. You think so? They're a little too much.

Starting point is 00:25:13 I ain't going to lie. We could place them on the floor. Yeah. But, um, you know, beyond that, man, should we introduce our guest right now? He's gave me a smile. I think he wanted to kind of warm up. You know what I mean? He got to take his phone first.

Starting point is 00:25:26 Just two more minutes, he said. But, um, you know, you just plug in the mic when he sits down. It's right there. I do it right now. I guess, I guess. I guess while we transition, let's go ahead and go into a drip check. Oh, you want to do that immediately? Am I doing the first drip check of the new office?

Starting point is 00:25:41 I guess so. And I have to say that I feel more vulnerable this way. Like when we were sitting under the table, it felt like a little... You were able to hide? Like a little hiding area, I guess, but now we're just like fully exposed. I can't lie. Initially, I was super anti-couch. I was very pro table.

Starting point is 00:25:59 Really? But then, like, I kind of duked it out with Adam in the group chat. And I feel like I gave my my credible opinions, you know what I mean? Like this is why that, you know what I mean? But, you know, being here, I kind of like the coffee table, but I'm not going to lie. Definitely, you got to be here to experience it. The coffee table's dope. I'm going to keep it a stack.

Starting point is 00:26:16 I mean, I've seen like, you know, the chat and, you know, people saying like they hate the new set up. But I fuck with it, bro. I like the little couch set up, bro. I think it's dope. I fuck with it. But then also, I agree with Blasie where like, we got too many people that smoke here to not have a table.

Starting point is 00:26:29 It's like, you have so many items as a smoker. your, you know, cotton mouth preventative device, such as, you know, a drink or whatever it is. You know, you're lighter, your rolling devices and ashtray. Because I ain't like it like to, to Ash's joint, I might have to catch an Uber. Oh, wow, that's crazy. I might have to catch an Uber. Wow. That's a four-second latency.

Starting point is 00:26:50 Bro, you got to ash on me, Ashley, right there. Pop that bitch over? Oh, man, we got. That's part of my outfit, honestly, guys. Check it out here. Hold on. Let me hit this first. Okay, so Blasie will do the first drip check.

Starting point is 00:27:00 Let's go. first drip check of the new office So you know to start it off I wanted to put up comfy I got some plans after this you know I just want to look smooth look cool So I brought my Dior mules man You could not go wrong

Starting point is 00:27:12 I got these like two years ago Smooth is the vibe Definitely for sure And I got a E Ptm pants man Shout to my My good people's out there man Got the Whoa I got a this shirt near even job

Starting point is 00:27:24 This is Chinatown market Formerly Chinatown market Now I know his market Colliwa Absin from like 2019 They're even dry I got three of these shirts I get a lie Shout to Market dude And then I got Palace

Starting point is 00:27:35 Furry jacket I got myself for my birthday this last year But actually I do want to say Well I'll bring that later on Into the Into the fashion segment guys But check it out We have a new

Starting point is 00:27:50 Colorway of the Ash on Me Ashley That is releasing tomorrow guys I'll make 500 of these okay After that these These little girls are gone Sorry, these grown women are gone And you will not be able to find these anywhere But grailed unfortunately

Starting point is 00:28:03 So guys, go ahead and tap in 3 p.m. tomorrow I do plan on giving the giveaway out tonight So be on the lookout after the show for that But we got the ash on me, Ashley, coming very soon And honestly, we're going to keep this one Just for the for this space, though Let's go

Starting point is 00:28:17 Go ahead and make use of her tongue Some dude got canceled though last week Yeah, I heard about that I'm not sure, did I bring this up on the last show? No, you did it. I was curious about this. All right, so check it out. So ironically, so I started promoting this product last week.

Starting point is 00:28:32 Ironically, the same day I posted it, this dude goes viral. Coincidentally, off the same one, but the older version. And it's gained hundreds of thousands of views. And he becomes part of like a, like a, what it calls a witch hunt. You know what I mean? Like you just say, like, you clearly hate women. He posted, you just like, yo, I love this. I love this ashtray, man.

Starting point is 00:28:53 He just did a video like that. And that's all? And he said he pretty much got too many. any death threats. So I'm like, hey, are you located in Los Angeles by chance? I'm assuming maybe like 60% of my audiences. So luckily he was, he came to the office and, you know, I had to get him on you, Ashley, for being a foot soldier. Do you know who that was? I do now know him now. Yeah. Bro, you know what's crazy is when I went to the ass pizza pop up for these shoes. Right. That's ass pizza. He was the chef there. And he also hooked me up with a bunch of free

Starting point is 00:29:20 fire ass sweet shout to that. What was his name? Dude, I, oh my God. I'm such a special world, man. I forgot, man. But honestly, he's a lot. I forgot, man. But honestly, he He was a really cool guy. And he has a really amazing catering service, apparently, that I want to tap into. He's like the, he's a Wagoo dealer. Oh, come Tater. Hey, come cater, hey, come cater, bro. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:38 Honestly, we need you to come through and we will rate the Wagyu beef. I mean, we obviously got paid for maybe. It's like $8 stakes, you know, but like. We can pay for it. Yeah, yeah, for show with promotion, right? Speak for yourself. Oh, shit. Yo, you don't be a hard shirt.

Starting point is 00:29:52 Just totally sidebar, like a fucking a little rat with a gun that says squeak for yourself. squeak for your stuff. Someone's gonna do it. Kind of adorable. Finish your drip check before you give too many ideas. But yeah, Ashley guys is out next Friday.

Starting point is 00:30:05 Sorry, it's out tomorrow I'm tripping this Friday. Oh, wow. The 26th. Let's go. At 3 p.m.

Starting point is 00:30:09 Pacific time, guys. And I got some braid dead shake. You got a white lighter, dude. It's the only one on the table. You're not 27. You're 39, dude.

Starting point is 00:30:17 I'm still 27 and I'd be mobbing around with white lighters. I'm here for all the bullshit. All right. So what else are you? Oh, you did the whole drip check? Yeah. Okay.

Starting point is 00:30:24 And I got Kodon pillow and a bunch of random shit in the office. I was going to ask you about this pillow. Is this your thing or no? No, this is my homie code on. Totally not an ad or anything like that. I just had some pillows laying around at the office. I'm like, let me bring some. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:30:36 I was assuming there wasn't going to be already like no jumper pillows which are, which are honestly are great. But, you know. No, no. Honestly, I think this is a big addition to the, because this is like disconnected to drip podcast and it would be cool if we had some custom made pillows sitting around. You know what I mean? Where did?

Starting point is 00:30:50 Hey, to all my customers out, I mean, custom people out there like, What I'm going to need y'all to help us do is we got to figure out a fire disconnected, like, guys, we got to get like concessually deep. Orange is orange. Yeah. Orange pillows is amazing. I think if we could brand it because we could put the little orange stickers, you know how they'd be having them at the fucking supermarkets. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:31:13 Disconnected, you know what I mean? I feel like Harmonia's jumper. The Instagram channel is probably where you're mocking that. Dude, I need to make a harm. I mean, an orange beanbag chair. Bro, you need to release some products. You got to be sick. Busted window, we should be

Starting point is 00:31:26 pumping out these shirts. We'll get into that in a little bit. You do got to catch an Uber to Ashta the shit. Definitely, yeah. So you got to walk down the street, bro. Come on. You got to figure that out. I definitely got to walk down the street.

Starting point is 00:31:38 I can't even drive. Anyways, so for my drip check, I have shout to Ask Pizza for the 730 kicks. Got the 730s on today. I was already wearing like hello black. So I was like what black shoes do I have and I decided to put these on again. Some black socks.

Starting point is 00:31:50 Shout to baptism. I really, really, really like these shorts. So I just wear these things all the fucking time now. Our Tentoxy, by the way, Tentox, L.A.com. I forgot to say this last time, but we finally have our own website. Shathe Blasey, Chris, and the sandbox crew. We have the website up and running. Ten Talkslai.com for the shirts.

Starting point is 00:32:08 And then this Stonebrooks hoodie with the middle fingers on that. That hoodie is super hard. The back is fucking hard. I didn't know we, so your website's like fully up and running now. Yeah, Tentox, LA.com. And we have that shirt available. So, okay. So if y'all, if y'all want to purchase.

Starting point is 00:32:24 this shirt, go on tenttalks.com. Special guests in the building guys go. And if y'all want to see Sharp, open your eyes. We got, uh... Damn, with the Klico? We got the sharpest host in the building today's sharp. How are you feeling? What's good?

Starting point is 00:32:37 I'm feeling good. Man, how's your day been like? It's been good. Really? We gonna really talk about us how my day's been. We're gonna start it off like that for show. Let's start it off that, hey, man, we in the new joint. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:32:49 New office. I'm excited. How do you like it? That picture, people have been posting of you, with the halo above you? I haven't seen it. You have it? Bro,

Starting point is 00:32:57 Treb took that photo. It's so fires. I haven't even seen it. You have a new, like, photo spot. Just know that. The light is like, it's like, it looks like you're like just standing under the light of God or something like that.

Starting point is 00:33:07 That's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. How's like everybody feeling the night? Man, we're doing good, man. We're good. Soar. We're going to kick this shit off.

Starting point is 00:33:15 Oh, yeah. Talk about that. Oh, yeah. Well, we could talk about a little later. Let's finish the drip check. Oh, yeah. We can finish the drip check first. Everybody's clothes looking like.

Starting point is 00:33:22 Let's see. I got the shout out blue tile skate shop. I got the Naur Hunter dunks on. You look like a skateboarder today. Yeah. Come me. Scumback. Wait, hold on. Shout to scumbags. Scumbags. Scumbag pants. So Totee from a pro model surfboard. Stumbags jacket. Your scumbagged down today.

Starting point is 00:33:39 Yeah. In an Ebony Beach Club hat and cut by Ezzo, man. There it is. No, that hat's hard. And crap I wear glasses. You always ask me what kind of wants it. Crap? Oh, yeah. Crap. Crap I wear. It's a super clean. I know. What about you, Sharp? What about me? Some clothes. Man. Do you speak on it? You looking fresh, man.

Starting point is 00:34:00 I got a fucking jacket on, some Nikes and some jeans. Man. I focus the jacket. I like the print on the arm. It looks sick. Like a gallery department. Man. That's laughing or whatever the fuck. Yeah. The collab, right? Yeah. Whatever the fuck did it. I don't know, man. I see it. I like it. You just put it on?

Starting point is 00:34:15 Yeah, I thought it matched the shoes that I wanted to wear today. So, you know, grabbed it on out. Man, it just come together for me. It looks like a high-level. security jacket at like some nuclear fucking bunker. You like that shit? Yeah, looks fire. No, you definitely bring you host fires with that shit on for show. We got to, man, I gotta get you together, church. I got you.

Starting point is 00:34:32 Br, you ever want to come hang to me for a day man? Let's go do some shopping, man. Oh, fuck, dude. Let's get you right. For real. I'll put a thousand dollars to your tab. Let's go try to get you right. Because you need something, man, for real. You don't think I'm looking fresh right now? Them cool. I don't know. You've been rocking. I've been seeing a lot of

Starting point is 00:34:48 730, man. I don't... Yeah, I do rock these a lot. That's his head. No, no, I like that. But I'm just saying, man, you know, if it's going to be some drip connected, disconnected type of movements, man, I mean, I just think, man, you know, we all need to say it. I think your style has become a little bit of a problem. Oh, man. No, but I think Uri does speak for half of the audience who are kind of like trying to figure it out, right?

Starting point is 00:35:11 You know what I mean? He kind of does play a good contrast. I think I do. I think Gary's good. Why figure it out when we got the recipe? We can let them know, man. I mean, shit, we show them. As long as we ain't doing no crazy.

Starting point is 00:35:22 shit, you know, put together some simple fits for people. You know, I've actually did that for somebody before, man. I had a dude, man, pay me to help him get his wardrobe together before. Oh, really? That's hard. What is that called? Stylus. Stilist. Yeah, I mean, shit, I didn't really look at it like that. He just asked me for some help. I'm like, man,

Starting point is 00:35:40 just had the budget. This some shit, yeah, had the budget. I mean, shit, there's some shit I'll wear. Yeah, I got you. I want to see Sharp drip out Yuri for sure. I'm down. Thank you. I'd be more than down. Where do we have to go? Like, the Vegas strip or where we have I got a couple of spots man

Starting point is 00:35:55 that we can vlog out of you yeah I think yeah it'd be real cool yeah now I regret not bringing shorts in the hoodie I want a thousand dollar shopping speed oh god what the hell I'm gonna have to wait till uh you already got it bro you be

Starting point is 00:36:08 creating all types of shit that you know what I'm saying kangaroo furs and all types of shit you can make some thousand dollar shit yeah bro ain't nobody tripping on you already got it I came in shit about shorts today that's what I'm saying he's a low key millionaire he doesn't even say not.

Starting point is 00:36:22 Yeah, you know, I'm not. You're going to make some millions already? Yes. Oh, you don't want to be up the creek like other people that we know saying that? No. Make a million a month? That's my company. I mean, that's my company's money, right?

Starting point is 00:36:34 Like, I don't go on any, you know, I'm going to buy a t-shirt every now and then. But you're telling me, though, if you wanted to dip in right now and pull out $250,000, you couldn't? No. Well, he has a stuffed cat for a reason, you know? No. It's in your name, right? Yeah. Just liquidate the company sell it and get to it.

Starting point is 00:36:50 So that means that you fucking could. that's what that means bro yeah but you know people want to see like the products that's cool blasi and you know the humble shit is cool i get but they want to see me ball out that's what we got the bakeball for man no i'm saying if you you got it like that i'm saying and it's in your name right 200 you can go pull out 250 000 right now if you wanted to if the company has some millions because it's in your name i don't give a fuck if you say you're putting 250 000 towards your business and you went and bought you a brand new Ferrari, you know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 00:37:24 And put your business on the side of the car for a year. For sure. I mean, the business has made millions. Let's be clear about that. But does it have like 1.00? No,

Starting point is 00:37:34 fuck, though. You know what I mean? Like that money is consistently being reinvested. And, you know, these products takes like six months to make. So we're kind of just waiting on a win for that time. Cool. But what I'm saying is if the business is in your name,

Starting point is 00:37:48 I know the real ins and outs to that, dog. If the business is in your fucking name, you could go pull that out right now if that's what you chose to do. Now, is that what you're trying to do? No, it's not. But if you wanted to, you could. Yeah. Wouldn't that be illegal, though? Like, you would get in trouble for that?

Starting point is 00:38:05 They would have to, like, it would take a day or two for sure. But there's like for them to clear it. Like, the bank doesn't give money like that. But what if he's, you know what I'm saying? If you got, okay, cool. But I'm saying, what if that was your invoice to yourself? What if that's what you were paying yourself? You can't pay yourself $250,000 out of $2.

Starting point is 00:38:21 your own business. They can't tell you what you've earned, like to your salary, like to what they've, oh, no, we only feel like you should take $10,000 out of that. That's all you know. Yeah, but they made it, even though you got to pay taxes on it. I was going to say you're going to spend way more money on taxes. That's cool. The T-Words are about $250,000 at the bank, bro.

Starting point is 00:38:41 They alert so many different people. I know. They're like, bro, they're taking their money back, bro. We didn't expect this. They're actually using their own money. But what's going on? I do want to talk about something that happened to a year yesterday. Oh, yes.

Starting point is 00:38:55 Very unfortunate event. You want to share with us? So basically yesterday, I learned the definition of no good deed goes unpunished. No, I'm kidding. But basically, the past couple months, I've owed the sandbox crew at lunch because they helped out a lot with the Gulloch stream. Oh, you did. That's the reason you were on the road. That is crazy.

Starting point is 00:39:14 Yeah, yeah. So I haven't been able to do it the past, you know, a couple months, whatever, just recently got paid or I was like, bro, I have to knock this thing out. I have to get it done. So yesterday I went to go get some wingstop, ordered some pizza, and then I was on my way to Blasey's warehouse. And on the freeway, I'm just driving. I'm not even stopping or anything, just driving.

Starting point is 00:39:34 I hear a fucking explosion behind me. I'm like, what the fuck? Look at my rear view. And the next thing, you know, bah, someone hits me. And I was just like, bro. And then at first, like, it felt really bad. And I heard, like, a window break. But I didn't think it was my window.

Starting point is 00:39:46 And then I was just like, damn, what the fuck? Got out my car. And I instantly just started filming everything. Because I've been in accidents before. and it's like it's good just to have immediate evidence what the hell happened. Just went on my stream immediately. I should have, right?

Starting point is 00:39:55 I just started filming everything right away. Then I looked at the back of my car and my car just crunched in, dude, like completely. Oh my gosh. Hey, you should have, man sat in your car pissed on yourself. That's what everyone's telling me, bro. That's just sat in your car pissed on yourself. I mean, put them on game.

Starting point is 00:40:10 I mean. Put them on game to the bodily fluid. I mean. Because that's the first thing I told him what I saw. I'm like, bro, but did you pee on yourself? I should get out the car for. What is pee going do, though? You cause bodily harm.

Starting point is 00:40:21 It gives you an extra 5K insurance money immediately or something like that. What? I did not know that. I don't know who's like that. I thought it might be a little bit more than that because it's trauma. Yeah. I did not. I did not.

Starting point is 00:40:34 I didn't know. You better drop some apple cider or something on yourself next time. I don't know if it's $5,000 or $50,000. But I know if somebody hits you or somebody put you through some type of mental distress like that, man, to where it caused you to urinate on yourself. I mean, you know, and you get flashed back. from that and shit like that, man. Don't nobody know what you go through.

Starting point is 00:40:53 Who's going to tell you that? No, for real. That's crazy. I did not know that. But you're going to have some kid out there like, man, I'm trying to, I'm coming up on some 10 bans right now. I got to take a piss. I'm up on the freeway. Well, I've heard that before a long time ago.

Starting point is 00:41:07 One of my homies told me he's like, you ever get in car crash, you have a water bottle nearby. He's like spilled all over yourself. Make it look like you pissed yourself and called the CHP or whatever it is. Man, I'm pissing myself. Literally, man. I'm going to say I'll fake nothing. You smelt that shit.

Starting point is 00:41:22 But for the record, I'm going to end straight up. Like, I don't want to hear no type of discrepancies when it comes to cashing out. I feel like you could still keep up that, you could keep that narrative, though. You could have been like, yo, I didn't want to mention it to the driver's. It was very embarrassing. I'm not going to commit insurance fraud here. Come on. Let's be sure.

Starting point is 00:41:38 I'm going to say everything that happened. I was at a shit, man. Look, you pissed on yourself for real, right? I didn't. Okay. We're trying to help you out there. You would have did it. You would have did it for real.

Starting point is 00:41:47 Oh, exactly. Oh, no. Exactly. It would have happened for real. me like oh they don't know yet you could call him back and say you did and you may get it you're not doing all that bro we ain't calling we ain't trying to play no topic like you said no fraud games

Starting point is 00:41:59 but I don't think you fraudly pissed on yourself now did you? Oh my God. I mean it shit happens I wonder what you get if you shit on yourself I don't know. I heard more jackpot what if it's the same amount and bro spending a tooth out

Starting point is 00:42:16 man there's people out here doing worse man for less I'm shit. I'm, like a man, shit, I tinkled. Bro. You know what he was saying? You're chug around. Sharp is so funny.

Starting point is 00:42:28 I'm already in the situation, right? Marty, in the situation. My car fucked up, everything, man. I'm in mental distress. I had to use the bathroom before, man, five minutes before I even got hit. If you had to piss it and you got hit the way I got hit, you probably would have just pissed yourself regardless

Starting point is 00:42:42 because of the shock. Exactly. My body was thrown around, bro. Like my elbows and knees all hurt and shit. You got a seat belt on. It was great. Yeah, I had to see both times. The worst part about, honestly, car crash, even beyond it not being your fault, is dealing with the fucking insurance, bro.

Starting point is 00:42:56 Like, if there's one thing I do not like is going through the legal process of going to the rent of service, calling your insurance, waiting for that email. Exactly. Waiting for that letter in the mail. Waiting for their letter in the mail. You know what I would say is worse, though, is like, I was talking about this on stream earlier is, bro, when Adam brought up the idea of me fighting skinny from the nine and I started telling, you know, friends of mine that, like, oh, I might get in this boxing match. All of a sudden, everyone becomes either a boxing manager or a boxing trainer. They're like never told you this, bro, but I'm actually number one boxing trainer. It's like, I don't know where you're like, never heard you talk about boxing ever.

Starting point is 00:43:31 All of a sudden you want to do this. And then now with this car crash thing, as soon as I posted it, I have so many people who are just like insurance experts and car accident experts. And they're giving me all this conflicting information. You should do this. You should do that. Don't do this. Don't do that. And I'm just like, bro, I'm just going to do what I always do and just hit up my lawyer and tell me what happens.

Starting point is 00:43:48 And he takes care of it. Or you could do it like a job application and like just go through the resume. You got to tell him, show me your case. I'm not doing all that. And then I'll take your. It's like I don't want I don't want I don't want this to me. It's like people like for me, this is not a money making scheme to get hit by cars.

Starting point is 00:44:04 For me just I would honestly way rather me not get hit and have my car in perfect running condition rather than deal with all this bullshit right now. I got to talk about it right when it comes to. And I hope the viewers are listening to this one and agree or disagree. agree. The insurance companies make so much money. So much. For real.

Starting point is 00:44:26 And I'm not trying to say like, okay, cool. Business lucrative, yes, do what you do. Granted, cool. But think about how much you pay out and you never do get hit or there is no problems. And you pay. Like there's got to be some type of cool little kickback at the end of the year or something. I would want. A little pizza party, right?

Starting point is 00:44:47 At least. Some companies have like saved driver rewards. I get a 24 pack of fucking top ramen. Yeah. Something, bro. Something. You know what I'm saying? A coupon book or something, man.

Starting point is 00:44:57 It is crazy because you do. You got people pay at $340,500. Some people pay that for having different cars or having multiple. It's institutional legal gambling if you want to keep it a hundred. You know what I mean? It's like, yo, you want to make sure you're good for the month. Here's this one. Pay $150.

Starting point is 00:45:12 You know, this will represent your $100,000. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. But you've got to pay $150 regardless if nothing happens. Right. Insurance is like the best idea ever. It's a tricky game. It really is because if you're driving on the road and you're driving like in a,

Starting point is 00:45:25 you know, some rinky dink little car and there's a fucking one of one Ferrari in front of you when you accidentally scratch it, you're like, bro, I can't pay for that shit. It's like, how the fucking are going to hold me responsible?

Starting point is 00:45:35 Like we're both kind of fucked in the situation. So insurance is good to have, you know, like your insurance will fuck you if you hit a Ferrari in a rinky dinked car. They will literally fuck you. It's like they're supposed to be on your side, but every time something happens, it never really falls all the way.

Starting point is 00:45:48 in your favor? No, 100%. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. One time I thought I was in fault, I got like my car fixed, I had to rent a car from like their company and shit like that, yeah. I got a renting car before too and it was a nice ass car and I had it for like two weeks but my car was fucking broken for like five months. I had a car

Starting point is 00:46:06 for two weeks. I was like, that wasn't very helpful but whatever. It was like, this is what it could feel like. At the end of the state farm, we need some insurance for my boy. We need some help. We need to make sure he's He might need a chiropractor appointment or two. Honestly. He might need a subscription for adult diapers after this. Well, it's like, I don't want people to think I'm like complaining here.

Starting point is 00:46:27 I'm, I'm actually very grateful because I'm happy that I don't have a, you know, like a job where I have to be at a certain location every day, you know, five times a week at a certain time. Like, you know, I work from home type shit. So it's like, I don't really need a car to go anywhere. It's like, yeah, for recreational activities and to run errands I needed, but it's not making me money or it's not going to ruin my life without this car. So I'm happy that, you know, it didn't affect my life severely. I'm not, like, you know, broken in half or whatever it is.

Starting point is 00:46:54 Yeah, because thank God. I'm glad you're good, bro. Yeah, thank you. It's horrible that something like this could happen when you don't even have anything to deal with it. But imagine. You're just a victim of it, you know, but I'm super thankful that you're not like, you know, there's no broken body parts. You know what I mean? You're still here with us the next day.

Starting point is 00:47:09 But imagine, like, I had one of my other jobs where, like, I had to drive 40 minutes every morning. And then now I have to spend like 50 bucks on an Uber every day. And I'm just like, fuck. I know, brook, man, I'm broke up. My shit fucked up. Really? My arm. Fucked, yeah, nigga, catch on.

Starting point is 00:47:25 Right. Fuck wrong. Did I text you that? Did I text you that? Yeah, okay, yeah, man, something hurt. I, it is. I was just, I was at a doctor's appointment earlier today, but I'm saying at least I'm not fucking in a wheelchair right now, you know?

Starting point is 00:47:40 Earlobe something. It's a couple things, you know what I mean? We're just gonna put it down for the record. There are a few things. you want to get checked out well I'm getting it I'm already my eyebrows hurt nigger check

Starting point is 00:47:51 yeah I'm scheduled to get x-rays and shit yeah you got so you don't really know what's going on with you just yeah that shit could hit you a week two weeks later bro I'm limp I'm already limping right now I'm limped my ass over here because my knees fucked up but no I'm definitely fucked I'm just saying I'm not in a wheelchair

Starting point is 00:48:08 or like in a hospital bed that's granted but you're still in pain right no 100% let's rate it one through 10 smiley face the fucking fraced I was out of doctor's appointment early today. I'm at a seven to eight. Nice. Man,

Starting point is 00:48:21 that hurts. That hurts. That sounds despairing. I'm holding back tears. Hey, nice. That hurts. Yeah,

Starting point is 00:48:27 bro. I mean, I'm in a man. I'm sorry about that, bro. Yeah, he tries to get the bag, crawl.

Starting point is 00:48:34 You got to get that brand, bro. Hey, we need that. And what kind of car you're going to get? Man. Dude,

Starting point is 00:48:39 that's the most annoying part too is people are hitting me up saying, bro, you're getting cashed out. I'm like, bro, I've been through this process before. I might, you know, get paid for whatever damages happened, like two, three years from now.

Starting point is 00:48:50 But for the next two, two, three years, my car is fucked. You know, we see Yuri in an S class in about two to three weeks. It's a fucking, for sure. Hey, can we get a $5 a minute car stream, guys? For a week? Come on, guys, we can do that, right? I don't even, I'm down to start skating and biking around L.A. permanently. Bro, hell no, you better get a burner.

Starting point is 00:49:09 I'm going to pull a blasey. I'll be walking. I got a burner with. Oh, you do? Yeah. Oh, no, I'm not going to pull a burner. But look, beyond all that, though, I'm at a different burner, but yeah.

Starting point is 00:49:19 Anyways, I'm a fucked up situation. Whatever, it's all getting handled right now. We're gonna get you right, Yuri. No, worry. But do you see Yuri, like, at the end of the movie in the S class, though? Or do you think he's more of a G-class kind of guy? I see him in a Tesla, brother.

Starting point is 00:49:35 You see the new Tesla or you can FaceTime. You can FaceTime and, like, you can stream and shit from the fucking monitor and shit. No. I see you getting that. Plus, this isn't getting like a new bug or something And being like, it's the most efficient I'm not gonna get Yeah, bro, like, nah, hell no

Starting point is 00:49:50 He'd be like, man, don't I like the rims that are on? I would get a, uh, you get a bug, huh, bro? No, I would get like an old, uh, E30, you know what I mean? Like old BMWs, like one of those boxy BMWs. Catch you at the table of 2000s. I fuck with the, I just got, well, I just like, well, I'm waiting to get it, but, uh, like this like hybrid pickup truck

Starting point is 00:50:08 that's super dope. So I'm super hyped up. Pickup trucks are different. And I don't really have anything to like... Well, I'll be at the beach all the time so I can just throw my board in that shit. That's really like the homies profession. That's what's what's up, bro. Bro, like, literally, that's what I'd be doing all the time, bro.

Starting point is 00:50:21 I just surfing. But like, I just want to, yeah, have something, throw my board in there, you know, changing out of my wetsuit without being on the ground and shit. So it's like... Can we have... So are we going to have the wetsuit or the surfboard here next week? I'm bring a board. Okay, you're going to bring a board.

Starting point is 00:50:35 Okay, you're good stuff. I can bring a, uh, because I have, like, my own board. I'm bringing a toad board. one of my other token. Bring the infamous wetsuit. I don't have it, bro. Hey, shout out to whoever tagged me in a shitty wetsuit.

Starting point is 00:50:44 I saw that. That shit was so great. Someone found your old wetsuit. No, bro. You know what's crazy? I used to have one of those wetsuits, but that wasn't it. But that's just funny, though. No, we're just going to see a puddle of fucking water here

Starting point is 00:50:57 making a problem for the water. We need a, we need a wheel in a aquarium that we wheel in here. Or just like a box of sand. We're definitely getting a fish tank. box a sand. A fish tank. A fish tank might be a little over the top. Why? Well, first that shit gonna stink, bro. Yeah. It will. It will. That shit gonna stink. You gotta maintain it. First and foremost, because I don't see nobody up in here that's just going regularly clean that. I'm not doing it. Now, hell, nobody. He's gonna ash on that bitch

Starting point is 00:51:27 and we're gone. And I ain't got time to be waiting for somebody come through to clean that motherfucker. I don't want to smell that shit. We're gonna come back to dead fish, just like four dead fish. I don't want to smell it. I don't want to smell. No one's going to pick it up. I know. Do you have any plans for your set, though? Like, any like, or is it just surprises? I saw the sign. The sign looks crazy. I saw it on the child.

Starting point is 00:51:45 I haven't seen any person yet, but I heard his like, is, man. Got some shit coming. Man. We're going to be all right, man. You know what I'm saying? We just got done, me and Adam, we just got done cutting one. Really? Yeah, I was.

Starting point is 00:51:56 It was an experience. Yeah. It was different because we're in a different setting. What did you think? I was going to ask, what you think of it? You missed the old spot? That's home court right there, right? No, it's not that, bro.

Starting point is 00:52:09 like to me it's like you know we cut we we made a lot of history over there facts yeah you know what I'm saying it's on the new endeavors I'm so hype that that the like the shit is still in the hallway yeah like I like the like that we brought the whole board because you know if the boards could speak made shit they got history no for real right I'm saying so exactly but also during your interview that you were just doing right now like you were doing in one room but in the other is like a monitor that shows a live display of like the audio and the video of everything.

Starting point is 00:52:40 So you can like chill in another room and like actually talk out loud and you know, not be like be all like, you know, commentate it. Exactly. And just actually be watching the live thing as it's being recorded. That's pretty far. That's something that Josh and I were like talking about. It would be cool to have, you know, but it never really worked down to other spot because we didn't have the space.

Starting point is 00:52:57 But here it's just, it's so sick. Yeah. We definitely stepped our game up. I ain't going to lot, man. Just seeing what's going on in the office now. It's inspiring for sure. It's, uh, no, it's definitely a different. environment it makes it feel more uh like it's a company right right more several doors and rooms you know

Starting point is 00:53:14 i'm saying like it's now it's like you know we we were calling it a network before but now we can really call it that man we've been officially like moved over to that that next chapter exactly now i'm excited for the for definitely the new vibes that we're going to be casting and creating in this room right here man and i'm honored to to make it to the next office the one that we're currently right now you know it's crazy there was uh in the other office we didn't have a lot of the employees that worked for No Jumper actually sitting in. But now that we have more space, we're having like some more of the designers that work that we never, you know, a lot of you guys probably have never met or whatever.

Starting point is 00:53:46 I didn't meet one of them. I already met all new people today. Yeah, exactly. We have like all these people. And the other day, Josh was doing like a walkthrough of the place. And I was like looking at everyone that was here for the walkthrough. And it didn't even even include the hosts. And it was already like 15, 20 people.

Starting point is 00:53:59 I was like, bro, there's like the amount of employees that No Jumper has right now. It's kind of insane. It's so much, bro. I've lost track. motherfuckers man it looks professional man it's so nice bro when i walk in i was like bro this is crazy there's people out of country that work for no jumper at a state like bro there's probably like that's beautiful it's probably insane it's an international movement um as it should be yeah but shah i actually want to ask you though like what keeps you motivated to continuously drop fresh

Starting point is 00:54:28 and still vibrant content you know what i mean because it's someone who's been part of you know a lot of viral and topical moments like what's keeping you like fresh and up i concentrate on the content not just a viral moment you know what i'm saying like i'm not always looking for like oh let me see if i can fuck with this person a day no if it happens it happens that's the way it happened because it was organic and it was captured but other than that like i'm like it's just me just making the content man concentrate on the content keeping the content coming people want to see real we gonna bring them real you know what I'm saying you bring real sharp that's all I'm you also bring you also brought DJ Quick which was fucking amazing that was disconnected history I feel

Starting point is 00:55:14 like that was one of like the most legendary moments on like the way out of the old office bro my dad was so hype bro it was crazy and it wasn't even documented I just wanted to shout out Sharp because at the end of the show you know I'm over here you know sharp's kind of bigging me up to DJ Quigg's like man this is the designer right here this guy's too cool DJ Quiglin session like this really you know the top designers like yeah he looked at me for a second's like let me give me this hat off my head i'm like damn i have dj quick's hat now it was a fresh br- you could tell you just got that oh hell yeah yeah right that bitch is for show posted up at the office man yeah that's a good office piece yeah shout to sharp for you know introducing me

Starting point is 00:55:52 directly with dj quick off the camera man i mean it's about you know real people coming together man you know it doesn't matter really the background is if you real he real man why not come together. Right. Shit, y'all might be able to, you know, use each other for a collab or something later around in the future. Who knows? And he run into you somewhere.

Starting point is 00:56:11 And he remember your face from that time. And y'all ended up getting on some other shit. Man, it's all about establishing relationships. Correct. You know what I'm saying? If you can establish the proper relationships with certain people. Hey, man, why not? Man, sky's the limit.

Starting point is 00:56:23 Exactly. No, you didn't have to do that, man. So I appreciate that for it. Man, bro, why not? That's what we hear for. This is what we do, man. It's organic and it's in real time. Real time for show.

Starting point is 00:56:32 This is real time. camera as well man. Yeah, we're in real time right now, man. So we need to, we need to keep moving. You know, it seems like we're, you know, our network seems to be one of the last forefront standing, you know. Real content. Yeah, you know, compared to what, you know, a lot of people being kind of, you know, breaking up or doing their own thing. That's true. And we have a special dynamic as well because all of us, we're not necessarily from Indeed.com. Like, we didn't have a little resumes. Exactly. We're all just kind of just cherry picked on like, you know, who's best for what.

Starting point is 00:57:06 And I love the best thing about the no jumper cast is I feel like everybody has their own lane. They have their own personality. No one's trying to fight for Yuri's spot for sharp spot. You know what I mean? Like everybody got their own shit and they're known and loved for their own shit. You know what I mean? That's what honestly motivates me to come in here and like. I feel like I mean, the viewers, man, they, you know, they've showed love.

Starting point is 00:57:30 even the ones, even the hate, man. It's what makes this shit go around. It's dial-off. You got to have it all, man. You got to love the hate. It's not even that you have to necessarily love it, but it's just what keeps that cycle going.

Starting point is 00:57:43 It just keeps this shit going. And the hate will shine the love. It's what keeps us turning, man. You know, I'm sure there's shit that I say, not everybody going to agree with, but those people that didn't agree with me today might agree with me next week. And then the tables might turn.

Starting point is 00:57:56 It's just, that's just the way it goes, man. You know, this is podcasting, man. this shit is caught in real time. Yeah. As opinionated as we are, we had to remember the fans are also going to be opinionated. Yeah, yeah. Like, people need to know, like, no jumper does the least editing. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:58:10 No, no editing really. We're on live right now. The least editing, even with just shit that we, you know what I'm saying? We capture and then we release. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's not really much for people to have to really edit like that. I mean, unless it was just like a bunch of super fuck-ups, but if that's the case,

Starting point is 00:58:27 it ain't just going to get, it ain't going to get put out. Right, right, right. You know what I'm saying? It's not even worth getting put out. So that should just get kicked to the can. It's so raw. I mean, Josh has to remind us every episode. Yo, we are on live.

Starting point is 00:58:38 I know exactly. Because we're not editing this. I got to catch myself sometimes, man. It's hard to be humble, you know, because you're ready to kick it off in your energy. Let Blasie tell it. He always cussed. But you're, man, I mean, shit, I cussed through mine in the beginning. And you know, Laura might get on me and be like, man, come on, sharp.

Starting point is 00:58:55 You got to kind of keep that shit at a minimum just for the first, you know what I'm saying? A few minutes. but it's just I'm getting into the zone. Yeah, yeah. This is me. I don't want it to be fake for not one second. Exactly. And just you trying not to curse or not like say one specific word in the beginning can kind of already throw off the vibe a little bit.

Starting point is 00:59:16 You know what I mean? That's why the raw podcast or the not worrying about advertisements and all that stuff, it's like it has a better experience. You know what I mean? Like when you just don't care, you're just like, we're talking about whatever and saying it how. Once we start really checking our, you know, our blind spots. and like, oops, I mean, this and that, you know what I mean? That's when, you know, we're not going to be able to truly show ourselves. Because I think the reason why Nelk boys are, like, really successful in what they do is because, you know, they never went directly for that YouTube monetization check.

Starting point is 00:59:42 They indirectly promoted what they had with their business. So they had to fall financially fragile to their YouTube. Yeah. And they kept it raw and they kept it them. Their podcast is killing it, too. I watch a lot of their stuff, man. How the hell do they get Elon Musk? Brack.

Starting point is 00:59:55 Dude, that's insane. And he was talking about some crazy stuff. Trump, Elon Musk. Musk. They did an interview with the... They had one of the Andrew Tate ones. Oh, really? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:06 They did an interview with the Kardashian person who was a swimmer. The runner who became... Okay, the Olympian. Anyways, they did an interview with that person. I'm like, bro, like, they got good connections. You know what I mean? It's like... Do you think it's like an agent thing?

Starting point is 01:00:21 Well, no. The president in Nelp used to do a bunch of stuff and he knows all these, like, people. So he has all the connections. To budge Elon? Because even if one of us knew Elon, we're going to respect this space, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? But like, for you to text like FaceTime Elon, like, yo, bro, hey, pull up, what you're doing next Thursday? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:39 Bro, put it disconnected. We're for the spoke up. You know what I think it is? Is like I heard that nowadays advertisers and companies, they don't look at how many views you get. They look at your interactions. Like how many, if you promote a shirt, how many shirt sales did you make? They want to see like the interaction between the audience and how, you know, how much they'll actually, like, interact with what you're promoting to them. And I feel like Nelk has a high level.

Starting point is 01:00:59 of fans who actually will purchase items, we'll go to a specific website, we'll do things for the content or for the YouTube channel, and then like companies or like, you know, that want to promote stuff. They're like, we want to collab with the people

Starting point is 01:01:11 to have the most interactive audiences. But they want to see it. And you know, I'll tell you this, any person that's investing into a creator or wanting to sponsor a creator, hey, man, they got the right to see the insights.

Starting point is 01:01:23 No, yeah. To show them the insights, man. Fucking, you should have no problem with that, man. Let them see what they're, what they're buying. into that's what that's how they're assessing the budget half the time you know and uh i to to reel it all back i think that's why it is important just to show true real character and not uh you know

Starting point is 01:01:41 marginalize your personality at all because you know the more people that are going to identify with your niche opinions and the more people you can find the more yeah yeah you know advertisers are going to look at that as an opportunity like they actually have something going over here just because they're creating dialogue and there's conversation there's no filters and all that all that. You know, ain't nobody into giving out free money. I'm trying to.

Starting point is 01:02:04 Any motherfucking. They'd be giving out a lot of money. You got to pee on yourself nowadays. Yeah, you got to pee on yourself nowadays, man. Or just overall flat out, just be on your shit. Uh-huh.

Starting point is 01:02:12 You know what I'm saying? And they see that and they can acknowledge that and they stand behind you on that. You know what I'm saying? Because you're a product, you're a brand yourself. Yeah. So they're comfortable with giving you their product to push as well because they see that you're handling yours so well.

Starting point is 01:02:27 No, exactly. That facts. You know? I can't wait until the day we get like the big Red Bull logo behind us or something like that Oh that'd be fire bro

Starting point is 01:02:36 That would be so fire Dude I've heard that Skateboarders that wear those like Red Bull hats That you can see all the time Like you know what that takes right What to get that That Red Bull

Starting point is 01:02:45 I just Before we get too care You know what that takes right A lot of dedication Getting more press Yeah But positive price You gotta keep getting press man

Starting point is 01:02:55 You gotta make sure The numbers are showing up To where when they watch them you know what I'm saying when you tell them to go look at your catalog or all the shit that you've done it's just adding them like damn you got raised eyebrows they wish they wish

Starting point is 01:03:07 that they would have been able to be a part of some of them so now they want to build that with you for a foreseeable future like shit what's you gonna be able to do next yeah you know what I'm saying and we could be a part of you gotta want them to catch your wave not the other way around very true

Starting point is 01:03:20 like yeah Red Bull be they be sponsoring only like some crazy ass like niggas but we have to do like the podcast upside down. I know. Bro. Like,

Starting point is 01:03:31 dude, skateboard. You know what I was going to bring up? I heard that like those skateboarders or professional skateboarders that wear those red bull hats. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:03:37 The reason why they wear them so often is like any photo that gets into a magazine or a video or whatever it is, they get like an extra $500 immediately for every trick they do in a hat. So that's why they'll just have a red bull sticker or a red bull hat on them all the time because it's like an extra check. Yeah. Shout out Zion Wright. A shout to fucking Zion right.

Starting point is 01:03:53 Bro, you know what's crazy about Zion right is like I saw him go. Who's Zion right? Professional skateboarder. Okay. I saw him go viral. Oh, really? Yeah, he's really good. I saw him go viral when he was like a kid

Starting point is 01:04:02 tray flipping out of a skate park. He must have been like 14, 15 years old. And when I saw that clip, I was like, this kid's going to go places. And then now he's like one of the best skateboarders on the planet. He's been around too many like professional skateboarders as a child. It sounds like. He also had that other guy as well.

Starting point is 01:04:17 Dude, I was a shout to fucking Maurice Jordan. I grew up skating with R. Jordan, his older brother. And I remember skating with Maurice when he's like 13. But now Maurice is fucking killing it. Dude, he's so fucking good. dude like it's crazy remember skating with him when he was there like i feel like it's just a west hollywood thing because there's so many skateboarders there really you know well la's period it's just so many skate culture over here yeah mad big skate culture yeah and it's also so niche where like if you're

Starting point is 01:04:43 into it you're probably gonna run into these people you know what i mean like especially in la if you're like from you know middle of the state somewhere you'll have a less chance but everybody posts clips at the same skate parks exactly well now yeah now it's so much easier because you're like where are people skating on which days yeah yeah yeah there okay okay Okay. All right. But let's get it. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:05:00 You want to start off? Now, go for it. Go for it. Come on, I got a few minutes. Go for it. Man. Yeah. So I just want to go ahead and get into the sneaker news for today, guys.

Starting point is 01:05:07 Let's do it. Episode 37 sneaker news. So to start off, we got the Aminieri. I hope I'm pronouncing that correct. A mani Nike Airship shoe. And I'm not sure if we have Riley's kind of giving us like a. Oh, shoot. Oh, geez.

Starting point is 01:05:26 Oh, man. Come, man. Mac was in a hurry or something like that. I mean, presumably they're going to be the Nike sneakers. Yeah. The Don Cortez's because it looks like there's some Cortezes down the list as well. But just look for like some funky Nikes. God damn, Mac.

Starting point is 01:05:44 Come on, brash. Yeah. But I mean, shit, beyond all that, you know, fuck, man. I just want to say, I want to give another shout out to Housephone, man. I just want to say that I hope he's doing good, man. You know what I mean? I really love that guy and I had to check in with him this morning

Starting point is 01:06:02 make sure everything's right, you know. So guys, Housephone really needs to love. Yeah, shout out Housephone, man. I talked to him. He seemed like he ain't good spirit. Yeah. He's in good spirit. He's trying to hold his head up, man.

Starting point is 01:06:12 You know, he's doing better than what I expect. There's anybody in that case. Right. Yeah. You know, it seems like he don't know bullshit, man. He just, you know, he's just trying to focus right now. He got some things to take care of.

Starting point is 01:06:23 A hundred percent. I can understand that. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I could only imagine, you know, he, he, he, he hit me up with the task of creating a special t-shirt to commemorate his mother. Honestly, I haven't had so much fun making a t-shirt in so long because, you know, I wanted to just, you know, take it from a perspective of a child or a son, you know,

Starting point is 01:06:41 where it's like this is how I would like to commemorate my mother, you know, if I was in a, if I had to deal with a passing, you know, so. We're honestly having a lot of fun creating this shirt and hopefully, you know, it comes out soon, man, you know, the money will definitely go to the right cause. The design is to go all house phone, you know. Man, shout out of house phone, man. Yeah, on top of that. It won't be all right, man.

Starting point is 01:07:04 Yeah, no, he's going to be solid for show, man. You don't come back stronger than ever. Stronger than never, man. We got you, bro. Like, for real. No, yeah, we're going to hold them down for as long as it's going to take, man, house phone. Hope, you know, if you're seeing this, man, what up, bro. We love you over here, man.

Starting point is 01:07:18 We got sharp to go ahead and take your seat for the time being, you know. He's definitely looking out for us. We got Yuri on the technical difficulties. Should we just Google this shoe at this point? The Firefox is frozen now, guys. So maybe I could describe to you guys how this drop is probably going to look. What do you? What do you think?

Starting point is 01:07:39 I don't know. To be honest with you, it sounds like, you know, now that we've been doing this show, I'm starting to really realize how much of a chokehold Nike has in the shoe game. You know what I mean? Obviously, it's like there's like there's a couple people here in this room with a pair of Nike's, right? Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? But beyond that, it's like you start realizing how much items they're.

Starting point is 01:07:58 how much skew items they got, you know, like, they're really knocking out collabs every week. And that must be like some, they run a tight ship over there. But that's really truly some billion trillion dollar company shit that, like, I can only imagine, man. I mean, Brad, like, I mean. Because they also got Converse. With Nike owns Converse? Yeah. Or the other way around.

Starting point is 01:08:16 Okay. That I didn't know. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. So just imagine, like, how lucrative with, you know, the things they got going on. You know, their partner with the Jordan brand on top of that, you know, like. They also own Hurley.

Starting point is 01:08:27 that is wild yeah man i i think that like Nike's still on top and i don't think that like adidas ever like adidas kind of like threatened it for a second i'm gonna keep it real like when con you was first like firing uh Nike and was like really reping adidas heavy but i think it went right back to nike i'm gonna keep on that shit he did a gap that shit was crazy yeah how you feel about that that was just messed you weren't at that line that was sloppy what he did bro throwing a whole bunch of shit and like these big ass little lazy like uh Like it's like a pile of dirty clothes. And then also don't you want to like kind of hide from the customer how many shirts you have?

Starting point is 01:09:04 If they see you have a thousand shirts there. I'm not I'm not trying to take them from, but that shit was weird, man. That shit just like these bins sitting in the middle of fucking gap. I saw the picture like of just all these. I saw some parking lots too. It looked kind of crazy. Bro, when you're walking, when you're walking into a gap, you probably have like a drink in your arm and your fingers are covered in fucking, you know, non-show dust like from the food court and you're just going through.

Starting point is 01:09:27 these $300 sweaters looking for your size that's kind of crazy. Yeah, that's also a COVID concern. It was kind of crazy. I'm like, man, it looked like a lost and found bin.

Starting point is 01:09:36 Yeah. Like, just kind of like, you can find your shit. Right. Grab it. Like, I don't know.

Starting point is 01:09:41 Yeah. It felt a little under prepared. Yeah, to me. It felt like maybe he ignored the text the night before. To give, to give Kanye his flowers,

Starting point is 01:09:49 like honestly, everything with him is prepared. Like, he knows. Yeah. That was purposely done. Yeah. That wasn't, that was thought.

Starting point is 01:09:57 of 89,000 times for him. That's what he wanted to do. He should purposely sold out too. You think so? That's purposely sold out like that. Yeah, for sure. Man. Yeah, he did that on purpose.

Starting point is 01:10:08 Yeah, because if you really think about, like, if Gap assigned you a collab, you know what I mean? Like, how are you going to dress that show? You do got to come out with like a boom, you feel of me? Especially if it's going to be like, because, you know, what Kanye is doing, it's not like if Drake and Gap collab, Drake obviously is doing something. He's a generational artist, but like,

Starting point is 01:10:23 he's still not, like, moving mountains the same way Kanye will with fashion. You know what I mean? So that's where I find it very interesting, just Kanye's relationship with the cultures. He's able to just bring people into Gap. He used to get roasted in the middle school brain gap. I know. I have an acronym, you know, that people attach to it.

Starting point is 01:10:40 I'm gone. Appreciate you, sharp. Thank you, sharp. Thank you, bro. For the knowledge and wisdom. You right, man. Hey. Appreciate you, Sharpe.

Starting point is 01:10:49 I have my shit ready for me, too, man. I'm not playing with the church. I'm looking. Can we tell them what we go on the way? I want them to just see it. Sharp is. Sharp is waiting, though. So am I, man.

Starting point is 01:10:59 These DHL boxes got come in. All right, Sharp. Appreciate you, bro. Take care, bro. I'm just going to check on the thing. Hey, but I wanted to say, speaking to, like, because we're talking about Drake, speaking to Drake, bro. Fucking, he just posted today the Blue Bucks clan on the story, said.

Starting point is 01:11:16 Drake gave Blue Bucks a cosign. Bro, yes. That is incredible. He posted on his story. Hey, Drake really be, like, really be figuring, like, like, how can I say this? He'd be really curating specific niche L-A-R. So I'm going to keep it a hundred. Because when he followed Frosty, the Snowman in 2018,

Starting point is 01:11:36 and posted Milwaukee Bucks for a second, I couldn't tell you, like, what made sense that day to me. Drake's tapped in, bro. Drake is very tapped in. I want to know if, like, he's, like, destroyed. He's for show bumping, destroy his lonely's new tape. Yeah, I, bro. All right, so Housephone put me on that Destroyed Lonely tape.

Starting point is 01:11:54 And I can say, honestly, it is fire. Really? It is fire. I was with him yesterday. He put me on to the hard rock guy that he was bragging about a couple weeks ago. Very, I was telling him constantly like, you'll run that shit back. Really? Bro.

Starting point is 01:12:07 The chat was like telling me the other day like, destroy lonely. Like look him up. He's fire, blah, blah, all this stuff. Yeah, destroy lonely, he's fire, bro. Are you into the whole like vamp vibe? Like, are you wearing zipped up Rick Owens hoodies and just being away from girls? I don't know. I listen to that one Destroy Lonely song, someone recommended to me.

Starting point is 01:12:25 And like if I want that like kind of, I don't like it. I don't like that type of vibe of music. If I want to listen to something like that, I'd rather just listen to the old Gucci Man tapes. Really? With super hard hitting 808s and comparing Gucci Man and Destroy Lonely are too very. That's crazy. That's like chicken and coke. I know.

Starting point is 01:12:42 I know it's not a good comparison, but I'm just thinking about like the hard hitting, just the beats, how like the beats are just super hard hitting and like super strong 808. That is extremely general because you could make that same argument with like metal music. I didn't like that one song I heard basically. I'm not a big fan of it. What do you think is your disconnect with the way opium records is putting out music today? Do you think that like, do you just want to see just culture in general revert back to the Gucci-Mai vibes? No.

Starting point is 01:13:09 I don't want to have any say in how what culture does. You know what I mean? Like, I just enjoy. Yeri, cast your opinion, bro. I find things that pop up in the, you know, in the world that I like. If this was Yuri's world, what music will be coming out right now on Kiss FM? You be begging Kiss FM, that's crazy If I'm in the Woodway Uri, we are just bumping Kiss FM

Starting point is 01:13:30 Like If Yuri was like an Uber driver, he's for show just playing the radio I'm not, I'm play like some of Metallica Or something like that Yeah, they kind of look familiar I mean we should assume I wish we had the printout Do we have any? I'm not like taking, I'm not ordering no one to the printer

Starting point is 01:13:47 No, we don't need to, we don't need to Okay Okay, so these are, but I just don't know the collabing That's the thing We just read it. I mean, for the audience who's on Reddit, listening to this. Riley's really a one man army. Yeah, thank you so much.

Starting point is 01:14:02 Riley, Riley literally has like four computer screens and like some like brain surgery instrument in front of her. And then also the internet is tripping right now, apparently on top of it as well. Yeah, I got the, we're running off of the McDonald's hotspot across the street, guys. I'm sorry. Oh my God, dude. All right. Anyway, we got the Ama Manier.

Starting point is 01:14:21 Nike Airship collab, 104. $40 for these shoes. We got the Tyler dollar signs. I like these. I would like them. I would like them for skating. I feel like they would be good skating shoes. But for $140,

Starting point is 01:14:32 I wouldn't, I wouldn't skate. I think we had to identify the inflation. We do it carefully with gas. We do it carefully with gas where it's like, you know, 10 years ago gas was what, $253. Now it's like $5.

Starting point is 01:14:46 It's almost double. These would have been like $110, $120 back then. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So like, those are cool though, but you ever seen like the

Starting point is 01:14:53 You ever seen the sandlot? No. When they, like, the dudes had, or was it sandlot? I think it was a sandlot. Isn't that where they got, like, a big-ass dog? They look like, they look like some retro. They look like some kid with like the little pointy hair. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:15:05 It's like a baseball movie. But, like, they're like, I feel like they were like wearing some shoes like that in the movie. What's his name El Palo? Alfonso? I don't, I've seen. That's the rug. I mean, that's the little rascals, bro. Yeah, that's some like Scarface shit.

Starting point is 01:15:17 I've seen like 10 movies my whole life. Are you? We need to watch a movie together. Name them? You're gay. I mean, I'm gonna sound like basic as hell, you feel me? But like, I just don't have- No, I've never seen any of Disney movies growing up.

Starting point is 01:15:29 Did you just start the first burnhole on this couch? Wow. No, I'm gonna blame it on to. How do we get burn holes before we get fucking cum stains on here? Whoa, no, I don't wish that upon this set. Come on, I mean, I'm just bringing up the elephant in the room. Has there been SCX in this room? There's a whole other set that's dedicated to that, I hope.

Starting point is 01:15:48 Thankfully. So let's cross our fingers and love that. Or at least those manifest. that like... No, I want this set to be untainted. Can you put that in like the suggestions box? The suggestion box is that trash get over there. You want to bang on the set?

Starting point is 01:16:01 Do I want to bang on the set? You don't... Brow. Banging the set? Bro. Yeah, what the hell is... I got banged from the back yesterday by two cars. That was crazy.

Starting point is 01:16:12 I like these shoes. They seem very simple. Two cars is a crazy metaphor. $140 seems like a simple price. Are they going to get sold out though? Are they going to be hard to get? I don't think so. No, no.

Starting point is 01:16:20 That's the, that's the collab a little bit. further. That's the Cortez ones. God damn it, Mac. What are we thinking, bro? Yeah, that's the Cortez collab. Like, in like, I think it's the next. There's one right before this one. What's actually the, uh, the name of it? Wait, let's get off the image though. Are we on the, are we on the the show? The doc real quick, the document. Okay. So for the next shoe is actually going to be the Stoosey Converse Chuck 70 high collab. And, uh, let's go ahead and scroll down to where these shoes would be do are they featured in here they oh yeah they are right there wow they was definitely bro these are hard bro we're really looking at the bomb of a shoe i know wait no bro i just see the image though

Starting point is 01:17:02 that's what i'm saying bro they're just pink congress oh these are fire i had these in elementary there is somebody in the chat ripping their hair out because they probably dm'd you this like they wanted to make you this what material is that these are so far this is like towel material you know it looks like that a plastic bag material you know like it's kind of like that nylon i guess it looks like those free towels they give you at the car wash. So if you get like the slightly premium. Wait, is that a dude on a surfboard on the side? These are so you.

Starting point is 01:17:27 Hopefully not. Oh, I got to get these. Is that dude holding a surfboard? It looks like. Bro, why are these are fire? They look like normal trucks. Yeah, I don't know.

Starting point is 01:17:37 Like, it's just shoes in general. You know what I mean? Maybe I'm just not necessarily the biggest shoe guy, but like it's going to take like some bells and whistles for me to like really invest in some converts today. I'm not going to lie. Like they took the, the converses. glamor got away from me when I was like 11. After that, I'm like, you know what?

Starting point is 01:17:54 I don't have skinny feet. I can't really like step out in commerce. In elementary they were like in elementary they were super popular. Everyone had them and they were Gucci shoes in elementary. Bro, these are fire bro. I'm like, bro. There it is. Or is this appropriating surf culture

Starting point is 01:18:10 speak on it? I think they're cool bro. I never see nothing like it. With the All Star on the inside, come on brad. That's their fire. I like this little you know, this this little hit right here just it's like it's adding like stuces brand this is stuzy right yeah yeah i hope so so they're just adding their branding on top of the the existing converse branding they did as simple as text and you know they fancied up a star but stucy's been trying to tap into the surf world

Starting point is 01:18:35 like very slightly but this is dope also is the uh is that is the is the the converse star inside the yeah that's what i just said yeah yeah that's all right every time i i see converse or someone wearing converse i just think like you're about to roll your ankle bro really you're not stepping on You ever skate in Converse? Hell no. That's the number one shoe. I would not skate as a converse. Even though we all know hell of people skate them.

Starting point is 01:18:56 For me, it's like, dude, that's an ankle roller. I feel like that's such a skateboarding thing, like to challenge yourself in skating the most unscatable shoes possible. It's like a Hesh thing.

Starting point is 01:19:05 You know what you just want to be raw? Yeah. For sure. Yeah, because you will see like just some random guy like, oh, I skated in Timberlands today.

Starting point is 01:19:13 Yeah. There's a guy who skates in Timberlands. Yeah. What's his name again? Well, there's another, it's a homie of mine. actually started that skating and timbre thing.

Starting point is 01:19:21 His name's Esbar Rich. Really? Yes. Damn. Special shout out right there. Yeah, he actually had a no jumper interview like a long ass time ago in the back in the downtown store. Oh, wow.

Starting point is 01:19:31 Yeah. So shout out Esco. That's wow, man. But he's the one that started that like skating and Timberlin and things. He used to do like switch front pops and twos. Over tables and shit. Like insane. But has there been like the flip flop guy that's like really branding it?

Starting point is 01:19:44 There's a flip flop skater. I forgot the other dude's name. I forgot the name of him. But there's this one dude who he has a clip of him. holding his newborn baby doing a tray flip and flip-flops. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. What's his name? I don't know his name, but I forgot his name.

Starting point is 01:19:55 But he does a bunch of weird. Yuri was like goals. No, I was like, that's crazy. The first thing, Yuri does, his comments went crazy.

Starting point is 01:20:02 When he gets a kid, is he's going to roll a split and then he's going to fucking tray flip. Trey flip. He's going to hit like a feeble grind with your baby. I don't know. There is a viral old professional skateboarding photo of this dude who puts his, you know those like old, those tiny little cars that has like a yellow roof.

Starting point is 01:20:19 Yeah. That for kids. or whatever. He put his, I forgot the name of the pro skater. He put his kid in the car and he allied over the car. And that shit,

Starting point is 01:20:26 it was kind of, it's like, no one is like, child protected. Bro, it's like a part of skateboarding history of this photo because it's so legendary and cool.

Starting point is 01:20:32 But then I thought about it. I was like, I probably wouldn't try it. Quit romanticizing, hurting children. It's not hurting. You got to have dumb, you got to really have dummy pop.

Starting point is 01:20:40 He does have dummy pop. Who was it though? That's, he got to be like, you got to be like Shane O'Neill or Hey, no, no, it's old,

Starting point is 01:20:46 It's all. Chris Cole. No, no, no. You said the homie had good pop. Hell, yeah, I got a good pop. What does that mean? I know you're not talking about soda. Bro, what the fuck?

Starting point is 01:20:55 Okay, lean addict over here. You got a good pop. Where is it? Fuck you. I want to pour up. Hell no, I don't do that. I want to put a line in it. Nah.

Starting point is 01:21:04 Nah, but yeah, what was the last time you poured up? Keep it a stat. Last time I poured up. Last night. No. Uh, I can't remember. Oh, here you go. I know exactly.

Starting point is 01:21:15 No. Let you tell it. I didn't. Bro, it's like, I don't know. Like, I really think about it. I'm like, why do it, dude? It's kind of like, I feel like it's a thing when you have so much money. You have so much money.

Starting point is 01:21:26 You're like, I could drink $500 right now. Let me do it. I think the biggest setback with Lean is like, it's like glamorized as being like this cool thing. But guys, like it's, it will run your pockets dry. And it is horrible for business. If you find yourself in a position to be able to afford lien, you shouldn't be doing it because you're probably running a business.

Starting point is 01:21:46 That requires you to probably be there a couple days out the weekend. With lean, like, dude, you need like a two-day, like, it's like drinking like a whole Casamigos bottle. Like, you're not going to be there tomorrow. Be honest, though. You're doing what a lot of other lean users do. They'll say, don't do drugs, guys, it's terrible for you. Yeah. Pop pills.

Starting point is 01:22:05 No. They do not ever do that slurping sound. No, it's crazy. What are you talking about? I, you could find me on my office Monday through Friday working very hard. With one eye half open. with a double cup it's not about that you know what I mean

Starting point is 01:22:19 it's really about showing these kids that like it could be productive no it's just it's really just about using your time wisely guys do you really want to be on a couch not off for eight hours no you want to be at your fucking job for eight hours and just working and getting shit bro I hate hanging out with people that I got a homie that does

Starting point is 01:22:35 like drinks a lot of lane and shit and like nigger all he all here all day is him just like doing this with shaking and shit I'm like brad it's mixed brad you do you know That's the funniest thing I've seen House One ever do is a long time ago we were filming at a pink dolphin event or whatever. I forgot what was happening. But one of HouseFund's homies was walking around the whole day with the double cup.

Starting point is 01:22:56 And I was like vlogging Housephone. So like I kind of saw that he's had this double cup in his hands for like an hour or two at this point. And then it gets to this one point in the video where Houseman's like, bro, you've been walking around with this empty double cup for hours now. I just fucking hits it. And everyone looks at it. It was dead empty. And I was like, I was like, bro, I knew it was empty. He was holding that double cup empty for an hour and a half.

Starting point is 01:23:18 That's one thing I would say, like, just mingling with these rappers these last two, three years is like, we need a double cup busta out here. You know what I mean? Like, because you just might so happen just to see another cup laying around. I want water. Oh, my God. Not even that, bro. Like, people be like, it's got so bad where, like, people think it looks so cool to drink lean. Niggas just show up with regular sodas and just to carry them around thinking they like.

Starting point is 01:23:42 Oh, like an exotic soda? Yeah, like, bro. All people are going to think I'm pouring up. Yeah, but I'm really not. People think I'll think I got a pint on me or something. Oh, yeah. No, we're not. If you're walking around with an exotic,

Starting point is 01:23:52 probably I think you're a child. I'm going to keep it on. There's no reason you should have the rarest, you know, Hawaiian punch from fucking Japan. Bro. 2008. It's probably like liquid nitrogen at that point.

Starting point is 01:24:04 Dude, you know what I remember is like during the Melrose days when no jump pros on Melrose is, they would have this exotic soda machine, right? And some of the sodas were like $30, 40 dollars. Now I would think like, that's crazy. You know, like, who's really buying that many sodas, bro? There was a guy. I don't remember his name, but he would come in every day and come in and buy, like, 15 sodas of those $30 sodas.

Starting point is 01:24:25 And literally spent, like, $500 on, like, 15 sodas and walk out. And he did that, like, every single day. What if that was his addiction, like, fuck pouring up. He just was really into this specific sugar cane from the soda company. At that point, hit up the distributor and buy fucking case. Because who knows, like, you know, a lot of this exotic soda. like ideas, the fact that it's like it's international, you know what I mean, it's different, like it's different, it's technically different sugar regulations because like, you know,

Starting point is 01:24:52 you're not going to get the same sugar that you're doing, that's why they like Mexican Coke. You know what I mean? Like Coke from Mexico, it's like different sugar cane, you know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. Than it is in America. So maybe he truly is getting addicted to like some Japanese like Coke, sorry, some Japanese like sugar in these exotic soda. No, they'd be addicted to the sugar because my homie, bro, you're in Oakland, right,

Starting point is 01:25:12 for like an RXK nephew show, right? and this food brought like a soda for like 80 bucks, bro. I'm like, bro, it's just a one soda, one soda, bro. A normal like this size. Bro, like, I don't know what it was. I don't, bro, I don't like, I'm not really in the lead. I don't really know. But it was, I'm like, bray.

Starting point is 01:25:30 You know what's crazy is like doing that whole, you know, it's still a phase right now, exalted and shit, but when it was just popping up. It's dying out. I think now more, I'm sorry, I'm coming out. I think now more than ever, like lean culture. Like, all the rappers are just like, bro, what am I doing my money? That's what I was like, bro, go to any Russian or Armenian store.

Starting point is 01:25:47 And guess what? They're going to have so many exotic fucking cream sodas you, flavors you've never thought of before. And they're going to be like two, three bucks. They're not going to be $30. Yeah. You know what else I see dying too, not even like just lean the backwoods. I was literally about to say that. Splifts.

Starting point is 01:26:02 Everybody, slips are coming. But shout out to my boy, Timmy. He told me yesterday he came through. He started just bringing spliffs around because that's the quickest way to get people away from your weed. Oh, that is. And I kind of realize that, like, I've, I've had to, like, been, I've gotten pushed into Spliff culture because of y'all. Because it's like, there's no, because if I roll regular, we, you guys fuss about it, you know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:26:24 But, like, I'm not going to be like, oh, let me, ah, let me weave this tobacco out. You know what I mean? It's, like, it's definitely changing. But I think, like, so what happened with Backwoods was like in 2014 when fucking Sesh Hall of Water Boys was pushing that shit heavy. No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no.

Starting point is 01:26:39 No, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. Keith started backwards, it's crazy.

Starting point is 01:26:43 No one, dude, no one wants to admit it, but before fucking Chief Keith, he had a wood. Everyone was smoking Swishers. That's no, no, everyone was smoking Swishers. There was a couple people who are like, oh, in the East Coast we do this and we'll do it backwood, but everyone was smoking swishers. Chief Keith came out. I can tell you exactly.

Starting point is 01:26:57 And now is it. Waka Flaka, Flaka, Durant mixtape. He was talking about that way. You're saying, I don't know a year, but I'm 12. But I think it's before Chief Keith. So you're saying trap brought backwards. You're saying Drill brought backwards. I'm saying SoundCloud brought backwood.

Starting point is 01:27:12 I don't know. SoundCloud was a byproduct of drill. I'm trying, bro. Flakadu. I'm telling you, the Flacadu rant mixtape, he was talking about backwards on there. Because I ain't gonna lie.

Starting point is 01:27:22 I don't know what year that was. Dude, bone thugs and tons of people, Magdray, a lot of people have been talking about backwards. Who's the first rapper with a backward bar? But I'm saying, as a culture thing where you see everyone

Starting point is 01:27:32 just smoking backwards, they're like saying that's my go-to. It was like a 2012 starting point. I don't think it was Chief Keith, though. That was my perception. Huge inspiration. my only rap.

Starting point is 01:27:43 I'm trying to think who. He did not start this backwards. Yeah, who was it, bray? I swear everyone was doing swishers. And then one day everyone's just like, folk swishers, never smoked swishes in my life. I'm like, bro, shut. You were buying swishers last week.

Starting point is 01:27:54 The same thing that's been going on with Spliss the last two years is reminiscent when went down 2014, 2015, 2015. When all of a sudden, I'm the weird guy because I got a Dutch. You know what I'm saying? I pull it to the Dutch state they fucking crack it in front of me. They're like, oh, Blasie brought cinnamon sticks. You know what I mean? They got this fucking backwood.

Starting point is 01:28:10 They're rolling three grams on. And you. You know, the Dutch market, you know, you go to southeast, they still smoke at Dutches. You know what I'm saying? Like, swishes all that. But, like, backwards was like, like, had a chokehold on everybody, no pun intended. And I think everyone's fucking throats just started throbbing a little too hard during COVID. And they kind of like really started to like.

Starting point is 01:28:30 Well, actually, do you think that around the time weed got like kind of fully legalized? Or, you know, medical cards became more freely available? You think we just got more cheaper to purchase easier to get? And back in the day, you know, all your homies a group up to buy $20 gram, but now you can go to the shop and get $20.8th, you know? And now you have more weed to spare. I think just the culture as a whole has literally

Starting point is 01:28:52 built their tolerance. You know what I'm saying? How daunting was a dab? Do you remember back in the day, bro, when, you know, a dab was part of, like, was the scary fucking dessert that you get at the end of the fucking dispenser? People are still scared of dabs. Bro, we used to go to the shop when it was called

Starting point is 01:29:08 LA Con back in the day, bro. And that was like the first time I ever took a dab. Bro, I almost die. I would like, bro, that's why I don't really like dabs like that because it's just like, bro, I always like, yeah, it's just way too much. Did you guys see the new statistics that came out where they made a poll, I think it's for California. And they've done this like every year.

Starting point is 01:29:25 And they ask like, how many people smoke weed? How many people have tried psychedelics, all that stuff? And in 2021, the, like, the numbers jumped up. I forgot what the percentage was. But basically out of 100% of people they asked, 42% said they smoke weed. like 30% say they smoke semi-regular and then 10% of all the people they ask said they smoke every day.

Starting point is 01:29:46 So it's fair to say 10% of society in California smokes weed every day. It's pretty cool. No, Yuri. That's my problem with 10 talks sometimes. Oh, no. You make these like statistics that like sound possible.

Starting point is 01:29:59 Bro, no. I was not saying that seriously. Rappers from the East Coast started the backwood movement. I'm out of here. Fuck that shit. Oh, my God. Wait, who?

Starting point is 01:30:07 Top ambassadors, Beanie Sigel, freeway, freeway, uh, Mac Dre Travis Scott. And it says Lil Yadi. I don't think Lil Yaddy even smoked. Mr. Sober boy himself, the one who like said he was sober in his whole life. I didn't hear a backward bar from Yadde so maybe like he started kicking it with Rio. Like what are they talking about?

Starting point is 01:30:25 He was so advertiser friendly his whole career now people think he's, you know. He was the face of target with non-binary, non-binary couples making on his on his on respect to Lill Yadi. I'm just saying that I don't see, I don't think Lill Yadi's an ambassador. No, Yaddy would agree with all of us. Like, yeah, I don't, you know, I don't think I was the back. Yeah, I don't, yeah. That's crazy.

Starting point is 01:30:43 Who said that? I got to take a piss in the fucking bathroom is so far, bro. Oh, it is far away. We need like a bucket. Order your Uber right now. You feel me and just. Bro. Actually, I'll be right back.

Starting point is 01:30:55 Hold it down. Get a plane ticket from Lazy. No, but. You're about to walk off of the headphones, high ass. You know, going back to the whole tobacco thing, bro. I am very curious because, like, I also do see that, like, all these backwards did encourage people to. start tapping in with these jewels and all these fucking vape pens and shit like that,

Starting point is 01:31:11 which like me personally, I don't know if I've always just hit it stupid and like it just never like hits me. I can't, I like physically can't hit those pens. They will like hurt my throat and I immediately get in a bad mood. Like that shit hurts me. I like may have jokingly puffed on one like once or twice just to see like maybe because someone told me to try or whatever. But I've never ever wanted to get into that whole phase of like, oh, I'm going to walk around

Starting point is 01:31:33 with this vibrator in my fucking mouth, you know. But everybody knows like, you know, like the. The top 10 people that you see on a weekly basis or whatever, like at least two or three of those dudes got a fucking vape that they just keep on them. I know. And it's just like. And you really start seeing the fiendess when two of your homies get together. Like, yo, can I hit your pen?

Starting point is 01:31:52 Like, yo, bro, it'd be so weird. I'll be in public places. And like, you just met this person like five minutes ago. Like, can I hit your pen? And you're just like, I don't have a pen. What are you talking about? Can I hit your fucking flume? Like, I honestly just want to put a stick of dynamite in one of those and just like, yeah, bro.

Starting point is 01:32:05 Hit this. Bro. Or you could put like some funny tasting vape flavor in there. Yeah. It just tastes like beans. You're like, oh yeah, hit this thing.

Starting point is 01:32:13 I think just like the vape market found like a very sweet, uh, gray area when it came to like promoting these like fruity flavors. Because like you saw it early with tobacco. They weren't allowed to fucking drop like a wild cherry, you know, or like a tango flavor for their, for their cigarettes,

Starting point is 01:32:28 you know, you gotta do that out of the country. So they were, I mean, just the whole vape game, bro. Like at one point, Jew was the fastest.

Starting point is 01:32:35 growing business ever. Now they're like, you know, only in like China, UK. Yeah, because they're gone with the wind. They got regulated out. And now you just have these flume pants. Those are going to be regulated soon as well, I bet. It definitely goes through phase.

Starting point is 01:32:48 Like, how do we get through here from hookah? You know what I was going to say, though, is I don't do it purposely or like consciously, like, you know, do the opposite of what other people are doing, whatever. But I never wanted to get into it, never got into it. And then slowly I start saying like you're saying two out of five people, three out of five people that you know, they just have these things sticking out of their mouth 24-7, then you realize, like, I'm kind of like going against the grain here, not even trying. You know what I mean? Like, I'm like just, I don't even care to try it, but everyone else wants to get into it for whatever reason.

Starting point is 01:33:15 There's nothing that makes you feel more like healthy and like more like as a freethinker than seeing yourself like not. Participating. Yeah, I'm God. Because I be feeling the same way. I'm like, man, look at me. I'm a healthy man. I don't participate in. Well, you did participate in one big thing that a lot of other people participated in.

Starting point is 01:33:32 What? I don't want to say it. Say it. No. Let you tell the cart. No. You have to say. Let's say. Let's tell a cart. Let's say I'm the only one sitting at this table or at this chair that hasn't taken this thing.

Starting point is 01:33:46 What the way? What's the thing? The, you can call it a sting. The 2019 thing. All right. Whatever. Next topic. I don't know what you're talking.

Starting point is 01:33:56 People figure it out, I guess. They're like, they probably like, what the fuck is your talking about? Do we get through all the shoes? No, we did. We need the last pair. All right, here we go. We got the, uh, Sakai. I hope that's what that says.

Starting point is 01:34:07 Nike Cortez 4.0 OG release date is August 31st. Price is 185. What if it says to Sa-Sai? These are better be crazy for 185. Oh, he really scattered them over. I know. That's what I was going to say.

Starting point is 01:34:21 Guys, they're right. Okay, okay. The clothes and the shoes are all mixed up together. So that they're up. That's the bottom of it. It is. It's somewhere, yeah. Okay.

Starting point is 01:34:29 Oh, there is. There's the back of it. This is like a puzzle. I know. Right there. Let's just have that. Let's just show this one. Max,

Starting point is 01:34:35 Raynard brains today. So today, guys, we're sorry, guys. He was in a bit of a hurry. We still really appreciate everything he does. No, but he gets to the Vinci puzzle today, though. Everybody go to his Instagram and tell him, stop making the topics off his hands. For real. I don't think I'm going to see anyone in East L.A.

Starting point is 01:34:54 wear these in particular, but, you know, shout out to the whole Cortez movement. Do I think that, like, this needs to become, like, this new futuristic shoe? No. You know what I'm saying? I'm cool with the good. other way switches, but we need to bring it back. And if it's going to be a Hispanic shoe, I think that y'all should definitely have some Hispanic designers make some shoes.

Starting point is 01:35:12 I feel like the red is very, you know, like, representative of like the Hispanics. That's like a third of the flag, right? Okay. You know what I mean? But anything, these are, these are hell of American. They're red, white, and blue. I do like how the shoes look, but I have to say with my experience of seeing people wear Cortez's, after you kind of wear them too many times,

Starting point is 01:35:32 they start bulging over on the sides. and you kind of like lean over the soul of the shoe. Yeah. And it looks really weird. And it happens. Looks like a muffin. Yeah, it looks like a muffin. And it constantly happens with a lot of people's Cortez's.

Starting point is 01:35:44 And I'm like, I hope they fix that issue. That happens with a lot of girls hugs too. Really? You ever seen, you ever seen girls hugs and they're just fucking. Oh, you're right. It just leans over to the side. You're like, literally. Like, they're like ankles on the ground.

Starting point is 01:35:57 Exactly. No, Flackles fucking nurse shoes are just like that, bro. Like, he's literally walking on the top of this foot. I want to know where he like got, though. so I never go there. He walks like the leather J. Oh, what? Like this.

Starting point is 01:36:10 Bro, come on. I don't know, man. That's fucked up. All I'm saying is we need, maybe these will be some good shoes. I like the double tongue. That looks cool. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Starting point is 01:36:19 The double tongue. Let you tell it. Yeah. I'm the tongue guy here. I'm not going to lie. The double tongue is ass, boy. Shut the hell. Bro, that shit is weak as a bitch.

Starting point is 01:36:28 I'm Mr. Serfite. I could go with half the tongues on the shoe for show. Wait, what? Half the tongues. He's saying he just wants one tongue. No, I don't know any. You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy?

Starting point is 01:36:39 You haven't burped the whole time. And as soon as you get on the mic, you just burp lord. I know for real. I've been trying my hardest to like rear. I'm not being an asshole. You know, like I'm not doing that. But you were here for an hour. You didn't burp once.

Starting point is 01:36:52 Because I didn't start drink any. Look, I don't even drink caffeinated drinks because it gets worse. What is that? It's a nitro co-brew. Maybe some caffeination. Do you burp when you're on dates? You said it's a, wait, wait. You said it's a what?

Starting point is 01:37:05 It's a nitro code. There's definitely a caffeine. What in the fucking hipster is that, bro? A nitro code, bro? Let me put you on game, man. This is the closest thing they have to fucking... I miss her Venice Beach. You know every coffee in the can, bro.

Starting point is 01:37:19 I'm good off that. What do you mean? What culture is being taken with coffee? Bras. Beech. What kind of coffee is nitro cold? It's for crackheads, man. We'd be doing it up.

Starting point is 01:37:31 My man, you got a problem. No. I just got, you know, when it comes to, look, it's either I drink a nitro cold brew, I'm on my cool little, you know, laptop designer, or I'm drinking a rock star and I'm on a fucking dirt bike. It says on the can, no Adderall, drink this. Why a rock star got to be a dirt bike? Because clearly, like, you know. It is like an action sport thing, I guess. Why is it, why isn't Starbucks making like a sports drink?

Starting point is 01:37:55 No one drinks coffee and likes to jump around. I do. I do that every day. You don't jump ever. Bro. I just shut the fuck up. Yeah, what was the last time he just had a good jump? When we're doing the jumping contest.

Starting point is 01:38:08 Yeah. Before that, though, before that, y'all be having me fucked up, man. Listen, I'd be active out here. You know what I mean? I'll go ahead and go for a stroll around. Your feet, there's always at least one foot plants on the ground. There's no way both feet are off the ground at any point.

Starting point is 01:38:24 I refuse to believe it. Your ass is planted. I'm floating right now, bro. Your ass is playing that. You got the most surface area out of your body on the ground. These nuts are planted. How about that? My God.

Starting point is 01:38:34 Oh, wow. You're out of control. Okay. So what are we doing next? We need into the clothing news, man. So we got the half evil five-year anniversary drop. Release date is, wait, is August 25th. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:38:47 So that's actually today, August 25th, they just went live. Man. Shout to the good people at half evil. My office was actually, I'll tell you when it keeps scrolling down. I'll keep my eyes on it. My office was actually given an opportunity of being looking into design for their collection. So we're very thankful.

Starting point is 01:39:03 And that crazy one to the left of that. To the left? Your other left? Right there. Yeah. Like, bro, this is a crazy collection. And I honestly why give it up to Georgia, Sam. They're truly covering a field that I feel like is highly saturated, but they're doing it so good.

Starting point is 01:39:20 And they're grassroots. They're fucking restaurant owners. And they really got it out of the mud, man. Dude, and I saw that, let me know if I'm wrong, Elizzie. But I saw on Instagram, a stay grounded posted that every order comes with this like shirt that's like shrunken into like a tiny shirt but if you're thrown into some water it like expands into a full size shirt but it comes like compressed as fuck i hope they they do that i didn't necessarily hear that but that sounds stay grounded posted it so yes

Starting point is 01:39:46 shout out of you i think uh my boy e shout to i oh this is fire bro yeah man he's my boy's that's that's a that's a dirt bike is that why you said dirt bike i know right that looks like like a dirt bike thing this is hard this guy looks like a dirt bike rider for sure looks like Danny Mullen man it looks like like one shoulder's like slightly high I love I love that jacket you design is yeah design no no we didn't do this yeah this is not this is not this is hard this is like what Trevor looks like whatever I walk this is giving me like hell star vibes but not really I fuck with that shirt heavy not that one but the one previously whoever George whoever style this is kind of clean I'm not gonna lie they kind of snapped this is super duper hard

Starting point is 01:40:31 And like me, I'm very much a communication list where it's like I don't want to do something unless I feel like it's necessary. So I kind of stray away from lookbooks personally. But I think they did a really good, great job of showing their brand with this one, man. Shout to the good people at half evil. What is the prints on those? So it's a cheetah print. But if you look clearly or sorry, you look closely, it's half evil and 333. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 01:40:55 It's throughout it. So it's really dope, man. And like I said, I think that they're creating something. Bigby belts. They good, good BB belts for the photo shoots, man. They got their shit up and like, yeah,

Starting point is 01:41:08 they went live today around noon and, bro, they're going absolutely nuts, man. Shout out to half people. Five year anniversary, man. If y'all want that right now,

Starting point is 01:41:16 go ahead and grab that. Does half evil like tell, like, I'd say how many pieces they're releasing of each one? No, I believe that they're more on a time crisis than they aren't a quantity crisis.

Starting point is 01:41:28 So like, there's a couple ways you're able to set up your brand, you know, set it up where it's like you're only able to get it for this week or you're only able to get it for this quantity you know like i'm either going to make 500 or i'm i have it available for 500 days oh okay you know i mean they kind of chose the ladder with this collection but you know they make dope stuff man shout to them i actually got take a piss two across town i'll be right back bro run hey we should got we we got we got to leave like a skateboard right here so we oh there is a long

Starting point is 01:41:56 board but i feel like blasey would yeah blase is gonna hurt it and stuff there's gonna me an earthquake. We're going to feel the ground shape. Yeah. Blasie fell. Why are you body shaming him, bro? Oh my God. Come on. That's the whole point of this podcast. Roast each other. Really? Anyways. Hey, I seen each other on the other day. I did. And I was

Starting point is 01:42:11 realizing that you play Warzone off your PlayStation or on your PC. Oh, interesting. Okay. I was able to do it eventually, but the graphics, it was just like, it was taxing my computer like crazy. I had to get a better graphics card. I have a, at this point, when I got my graphics card, it was the newest one, but at this point it's like five, six years old. So I need a new one. But I'm stuck that. But I'm stuck in this weird position where right now you can get, you know, I could

Starting point is 01:42:33 potentially like put a like pay off or whatever like on some sort of plan like a new graphics card but the new ones are about to drop any month now and the company is not telling people what month it's going to drop. How do you know that? What kind of nerd shit is that? I watch like hell of fucking tech videos and stuff like that. Yeah, exactly. You know what's crazy? I watch a lot of like

Starting point is 01:42:49 I watch a lot of like ghost caught on camera videos and like catching cook fishing. That's like my favorite shit to watch on YouTube. Dude, I forgot. I think fisherman's life is the name of the YouTube channel. But dude, I started watching his channel like a long time ago before I worked for full time for No Jumper.

Starting point is 01:43:06 And then when I started watching him, he had like 20, 30K subs. And he was talking about how he's like, just got off work and going straight fishing, blah, blah. And he'll film his vlogs like in his work schedule. Yeah. And then I kept watching his videos, even though I don't even, it's so funny because I always told my dad, I thought fishing was boring and I don't like going fishing. But the videos for some reason are like relaxing or something. It's super dope. Yeah, I think it's, because I would never do it.

Starting point is 01:43:29 Exactly. Exactly. Because I'm, bro, I can't even get on a boat. I get seasick as hell, bro. But even the idea of just, like, having all that equipment with you, it's just so messy and, like, kind of, like, like, you deal with so many discomforts just to go fishing them. I would not do it. But anyways, I ended up seeing his channel grow to, like, he has, like, almost half a million

Starting point is 01:43:47 subs now. But I remember, like, around, like, 100,000 subs. He was, like, saying, like, yo, guys, thank you, man. Like, I quit my job. I'm a full-time fisherman now. I'm like, bro. That's the same thing. That's so crazy.

Starting point is 01:43:56 That's the same thing with this dude I watch his YouTube channel is. YBS Youngbloods. And he's from Australia. And that's his name? Yeah, that's not his name. His name is like Brody or something like that. But that's his channel's name is like YBS Youngbloods. And like it's just like him and like his like his like brother and his dog bro, right?

Starting point is 01:44:16 And they go to like these crazy remote islands, bro, catch like just like exotic, you know, lobsters and stuff. Cook him right on the beach. Yeah, yeah. You know, and then go back and, you know, and go back and get more. It's like crazy, bro. And I think it's just so relaxing because like. Like, I'm probably never going to see those islands ever in my life.

Starting point is 01:44:32 Exactly. But like it's tough to see. It gives you, like, a feeling of like accomplishment. You almost feel like you just caught a fish and cooked that. You're like, oh, yes. You know what I mean? Like, bro, it always makes me want fish tacos, literally. Bro, I don't understand the idea of a fish or a shrimp taco, dude.

Starting point is 01:44:46 What are you on? If I'm meeting a taco, I want Kanye Sada in it, dude. Are you serious? Bro, you're missing out. Even chicken. I like chicken tacos, but it got to be beef, bro. Like, to put shrimp in it is kind of weird. There's this place in Venice.

Starting point is 01:44:57 We got to go. It's called fish. Taco City, you'll be like, okay, this shit is fire. Br. It's fire, brad. Every time. Everyone always just has like, no. This place is amazing.

Starting point is 01:45:08 All this stuff. It's not. Dude, that's a cool hat. Oh, thank you. I was going to wear it, but apparently gives me a shadow on my head. Shout to Quaker State Q racing. Bro, this is cool. It's like one of those old school looking like NASCAR hats.

Starting point is 01:45:21 That shit's dope. I fuck with a shout to this company. What do you got, bro? Man, we got some unboxing to do. Oh. We got a fucking present. from my boy Jason, man. Look what the fuck he just hooked us up with right now.

Starting point is 01:45:33 Shout to fucking change. Hell yeah, man. That's for all y'all. So here's your awesome shit bag. Shout to awesome shit. No jumpers. Shout to Jason. Oh, shout.

Starting point is 01:45:43 Thank you so much. Hell yeah. Honestly, I just told, I was just telling, bro, like, bro, like, you guys went crazy this time with the shots of chopper that just fell. Wait, I'm on this blanket right here, man. Let me see that blanket. What is? They need to drop this A-7 if it hasn't dropped already.

Starting point is 01:45:59 Bruh. This thing's crazy. I saw Adam posted this and I was like, dude, that shit is so sick. I'm so glad I got one too. Bro. Thank you guys. Thank you. Shout to no jump.

Starting point is 01:46:09 Thank you guys so much. My daughter's going to love this because she's crap. I'm going to put it in her room. She's going to be stoked. This is a good living room blanket. No, this is going on the wall for me. My daughter's not going to leave and let me have this. She's going to see this.

Starting point is 01:46:20 She's like, this is mine taking it in her room. Dude, shout to Jason. Thank you so much, man. Dude, this thing. If you guys want to see the full thing, I think Adam recently posted it. And it's just like this dog with no jumper in the background. Like, bro, it looks so fucking sick. Bro, is it upside down?

Starting point is 01:46:36 You want to like rotate it. Oh, like this way? Yeah, right there. Okay. Dude, super, super fucking cool. Yeah, shots. That's fine. Shout to good people on no jumper hooked this up with this.

Starting point is 01:46:46 Man. For real. Yeah, that's how cool. Did you guys get into the Kangol? No, let's get into it. All right. So next we got the Kangel debut, the Kangle debut apparel line. The release info is it's out.

Starting point is 01:46:59 now right now on fashion hub club club.com let's go to be honest you i never even heard of this brand right here. Kangle? Oh you know i'm tripping i'm gonna say el o'coujay bro yeah i'm tweaking yeah i did i did um yeah it's just still weak it's pretty weak i ain't get a lot you know but it's just one of those hard things when it's like a company that kind of has that legacy

Starting point is 01:47:19 like how are you able to really like do it the way like van you know von dutch did the last couple years or the way true religion did the last five years you know how do you read but you got I think in the 90s, this was supreme, bro. Like, you know, every rapper wanted to have this on. Yeah, yeah, bro. So this is an old brand. Yeah, it's an old-dice brand.

Starting point is 01:47:37 Like, L. Koojai used to wear it. Like, that's what it was really popular for. And like, yeah, bro, like, everybody went to wear that shit. But am I stepping out in Kengo? I don't think I was in the 90s. I mean, I wasn't, bro, I was a baby. I was, I was in Kango. Yeah, no, I was not.

Starting point is 01:47:53 But I just know, but like, just because of. Yeah, but I think, and like the, it was a, it was a. It said like fashion hub.com. I like, honestly. Like, what is your website at? There, yeah, go get a, let you tell it. It's go get a domain. Let's start off on the right track.

Starting point is 01:48:10 It's exclusive. It's exclusive on fashion hub club.com. Those pants are kind of cool, though. This is a, this is dope. That's kind of cool. Oh, wait, is it a button? This looks like the new tent talks intern. But it has no hoodie or anything like that.

Starting point is 01:48:24 I like it. This is dope. This is dope. This is dope. This is year after the $1,000. Oh, this is dope, too. Oh, my God. For real.

Starting point is 01:48:30 Grimichi. That was that, that next, uh, brand actually. Oh, okay. That was all Grimici.

Starting point is 01:48:37 Oh, I thought that's G. No, the first pieces were a kangol. Oh, okay, okay, yeah.

Starting point is 01:48:42 Jeez Louise. But like the G piece and like, it's honestly very hard. Yeah. Like for a brand I've never even seen before like, I'm already rocking with it. Like, wait,

Starting point is 01:48:50 can you go to that tan. Okay. Oh, this is, it only gets worse. Cango. This is, I don't like that.

Starting point is 01:48:56 As it looks like they had a whole creative team just stare at champions. Yeah. Like the brand champions. It's just like, all right, how can we make this worse? Yeah. Go back to Gamichi. No, I'm kidding.

Starting point is 01:49:07 Yeah, Gamichi was like good vibe. Wait, let's read it off first. You cannot reach it on there. What are you talking? No, I'm talking about the, the. Okay, we have Gamichie's fall winter 2020 collection. Release info coming soon. Okay.

Starting point is 01:49:21 So we don't even know yet. We do not know yet. No, we do not. Yeah, but that G jacket is kind of fire. All right. That's fire. This is fire. those shoes are a little bit suspect so you love a good like stone shirt is that what you're saying

Starting point is 01:49:35 uh i'm not a big fan of balancing stones but you know on a on the shirt like this i've definitely been on your story on like a weekend i would never balance of san diego beach how not i would never balance a stone in my life that's it that's disrespectful as a stone balancer are you offended parlor i'm not a stone balancer what the fuck what does that even mean like you be balancing stones in the beach. No, I don't, bro. Come on. Can I grab a You don't do those little sand castles when people What the fuck? That shit looks cool. That's what I'm gonna do at the beach.

Starting point is 01:50:09 Oh my God. Play in the sand? Yeah. Unless you go to a remote spot, that shit is disgusting. I can see Blasey wearing the tightest, most uncomfortable pants to the beach and just be like, yeah, man, beach day. No, bro. You know, speaking of a beach day, dab on down, I'm rocking some like leather shorts. Speaking of a beach day, look. Leather shorts. I went to, I went to to the beach with Big Chief, right? We did a vlog where he went surfing and shit with me, right? And he was just like, bro, it's so nice out here. Like, I never expect Venice Beach to be this

Starting point is 01:50:36 nice, right? And he just like goes down. No way he said that. No, but like, Venice Beach, there's not a nice place there though. No, but we're just like in a dead morning. Like, everything's all clean. It's not like the disaster hasn't struck yet. So it's like nobody really there. It's like people walking out. He's like, bro, it's so nice out. He's like hot and shit. He's just like, bro, look, the grass is so green here. What the hell? And he goes to go grab the grass and grabbed a handful of it. I was like, bro, you know how many homeless people probably pissed and shit in that grass? No, my God.

Starting point is 01:51:02 And he was like, he was like, what? Bro, that's wild. You brought that poor man to a homeless. I never told him to grab the homeless grass. On, fucking on street sweeping day, that's fucked up. Shout out of Big Chief, though, man. That was a funny blog. But I do got to say one thing about that, uh, the, the transient problem in Venice Beach, though, is like, since, since Santa Monica and Venice do have different, like, rules.

Starting point is 01:51:25 Like, they usually, align themselves. I saw a video video video on the news. They align themselves at the actual border of Santa Monica and Venice. Which is rose. They'll make like a horizontal line. Navy. Yeah. Bro, you know, it's crazy as well. There's like a new statistic came out, I think, from the police where they said like 90% of the robberies and the, and the assaults in Venice Beach are caused or associated with transients, you know, homeless people or whatever. But then also I think like the governor of LA said like homeless people have no association with a crime problem in Venice Beach. And it's just kind of like a weird, like.

Starting point is 01:51:56 And other YouTubers that like to just do shit like this, I'm going to give you guys the sauce. Under the fucking Santa Monica appear is a different world. Are you free for real? I haven't been under there since all the kids. It's a different world, bro. It's like. Would you not recommend going down there? No.

Starting point is 01:52:12 I saw a couple like boning there when I was in high school. No, no. I'm talking about like the homeless people I've got it like digged all the way out where they got like couches, all type of shit back there. Oh, because you could technically just keep fucking shoveling to get to the apartment. Yeah, they digged it out. Yeah, they digged it out, bro. It's a different world, bro. You'd be kicking it down?

Starting point is 01:52:31 Yeah, how do you know this information? I grew up over there, nigga. Well, you're saying, everyone knows that. You're saying, bro, there's a couch right under Bubba Gump. I bet you know some shit about Paramount niggas don't know. You'd be like, oh, over here, this is where this and this happens or whatever. I just don't know anything about couches. No, but like, bro, that's just a different world out of there.

Starting point is 01:52:46 Damn. But I've never seen nobody documented on YouTube. So, bro. Yeah, German and Venice is not going down there. And that was stupid. shenanigans, bro, get your ass to Samuagapu. He ain't stupid. He ain't stupid. He's got to some sketch. He'll scoot around

Starting point is 01:53:02 You think that German and Venice has to deal with Venice politics where it's like, hey, bro, like you can't be. I think he's tapped in. No, no, no, no. He's tapped in, bro. He's not. He's not, bro, I haven't been on that nigga. He's like a chairman. Bro, I've been on him since I was like 13, 14. Bro, like, I've watched so many. German in Venice as, like, I'm trying to picture a 13-year-old

Starting point is 01:53:18 like, toke with like a German in Venice. Like, you're like on his, you're like on his pegs. No, well, wait, wait, what? I know that's true. No, he owns a Hennish shop, like right on the Borwalk. So, like, where his Hennish shop is, it's like where the main surf spot is called the breakwater. So he used to walk past the shop all the time. Does anyone want to tell him his subscribe sign is misspelled?

Starting point is 01:53:37 Oh, you know, I think he knows about that. Bro, you know what's... I never knew that. I never noticed. He said it in a video before. But you know what's crazy? Like, I watched hell of his videos. And when I first started watching, I had the perception of like, oh, crazy.

Starting point is 01:53:49 All these random people he's running into are so nice. And then I kept watching and realizing, like, he knows every. one bro. He knows everyone on the boardwalk. Like he's homies like all the random people that perform there that draw all the homeless people. He like he knows he's homies with everyone because he's been working there for 20 years. And he got a distinctive look to him. Like if I saw him at Winchels and he, you know, he seems approachable.

Starting point is 01:54:09 He seems like a nice carrying guy on the video. So like, you know. Honestly, if I saw him at Winchell, I'll fan out. I'll be like, no way, bro. I tried to. I tried to approach him with when I was with Riley in Venice Beach. He's like, no, he wasn't a dick at all. But he's, uh, you know, like he has his.

Starting point is 01:54:24 kind of intimidating stature to him or he's just like, like, and this deep as voice. He's like, hey, how are you? Yeah, exactly. And I didn't feel it. I felt weird going like, hey, man, I watch your YouTube videos well-boss. So I was just like, hey, how much is a henna tattoo? Oh, five bucks. All right. See you later. He'd be in a spliff mode chat sometime. No, he no. Bro, yes he does. He's lying on me. Bro, I checked. I'm so jealous. That is hard. I checked who, who was subscribed to me the other day just to see a German Invenos to subscribe. And he's not. I think he unsubbed. That's cat He was sub to you

Starting point is 01:54:55 Yeah I got him to sub to him Bro hey no real shit though Like you know we crack a lot of jokes on here But can we get German in Venice for like 50 minutes one day On here? That'll be so soon Bro yes We're not gonna like fucking put him on a stripper pole you or anything like that

Starting point is 01:55:09 You know I just want to have like a you know a very entertaining conversation Bro we can debt bro I can literally hit him up and he will come through Bro it's interesting because he's like he's probably seen so many levels of Venice Beach in LA He's older than way older than all of us. And he's spent as old as we are, he's, he's been working already.

Starting point is 01:55:27 You know what I mean? Like on Venice Beach and like around L.A. And he comes from like a certain time of like American history where like, you know, like American like culture like like yeah, like Hollywood like allure was at like it's peak. Exactly. Like when like Arnold Schwarzenegger was a superstar. Exactly. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:55:42 He was there. Like you like I'm like you know like like exactly like like the Hollywood Walk of Fame started becoming, you know. So like he's been able to see that shit. And I feel like he still brings that kind of like glamour and that like because that vibe Yeah, ever since I can remember he's been holding down that corner. I've never seen anybody else in that corner by him. How does he survive though?

Starting point is 01:56:02 Because bro, like I went there a couple years ago and it like the, the foot track has definitely changed a bit. I think YouTube probably because he says how he's like, you think YouTube's brought the problem. Well, he's talked, he's talking about how he's like, I will not work and and just be losing money on my shop just so I can go film vlogs. So why would he do that? You know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:56:21 Probably because he makes more money doing the blog. Wow. Probably so, bro. But he's a humble guy, bro, because you would never expect him to be like this like YouTube sensation. You know what I'm saying? Bro, his homie that looks like the devil. Yeah. Excuse me?

Starting point is 01:56:36 Bro, he's crazy. The first video I saw German inventors do with his homie, right? He has this guy with like all his hairs dyed red and he has like horns or whatever. Like his hair is made to horns all the time. You know this guy? His name's like Satan or something like that. But anyways, the first. The first video I watched with him, German and Venice does a video where he's like,

Starting point is 01:56:53 oh, this guy lives in his RV and he has his dog. And I was thinking like, okay, modest lifestyle lives in his RV. Does another video with him. And this full has a red corvette that matches his, like a 2022 red corvette that matches his hair. I was just about to, before you said that, I was just about to tell you like, but that dude was living in his RV though, he was going to bars. Bro, fucking all the bitches. Shut up.

Starting point is 01:57:16 Swear to God. So this man's in an RV and a Corvette and his name. Satan. He really sounds like the devil. And he's bringing bitches every next to the girl. He has a nice apartment too. He has an apartment RV, a red corvette. And he just like lives so, this dude right here. He lives so free. Lewis Offer.

Starting point is 01:57:32 And he calls himself Satan. No, look, Lewis Offer. Devil, man. Lucifer. Lewis Offer. That's his name. He was, I'm talking about, bro. You would just see him because he's, all right. He used to park his RV like right there on a, like on 19th. This is a real man. I mean, like Venice Beach Boulevard

Starting point is 01:57:48 in the boardwalk, bro. In like this little parking lot. And bro, you just knew, like, he, you already seen like a gang of bitches around this shit. Dude. Or just shit, they're just all partying, kind of-hitting it. I feel like some people when they see him, like, probably chewing his RV with his dog, think, like, there's no way this was. He was going to bar. He looks like a, like a sole caliber fighter, bro. He was fucking all the hoes.

Starting point is 01:58:08 Everybody knew that. Bro. That is why. I think I need to go through like a fucking color change or something. He would go to bars. He was going to bars and then it's cleaning. I'm talking about absolutely cleaning up. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 01:58:20 The drugs wrinkles? No, he's going to the bars. But I think if I dyed my hair red and called myself saying and started walking up to girls at the bar, I don't recommend doing that. His name is Lewis Offer, Lucifer. That's honestly a great icebreaker. That'd be a funny joke to like walk in. Like, hey, you would never believe what my name sounds like.

Starting point is 01:58:37 Louis. I don't know what he. I don't really know that I do. What's his angle? Like, I think, you know, is he going to be a good wing man? I don't know. I never talk to him, bro. I feel like he, like, I feel like he.

Starting point is 01:58:48 Yeah. I'm not, you know, what do I have to say to this niggins? Some people, they just reach a level success where they're like, dude, I can just do whatever the fuck I want for the rest of my life. And he's probably reached that point a long time ago. Oh, God, man, for real. Hey, but going back to the whole drip thing, did Mac include this flyer in the Google Docs? What flyer? It's this event that is being thrown by market this weekend.

Starting point is 01:59:18 Oh, it should, no, it should literally be like a flyer, flyer. I saw Market through like a cactus event not too long ago. Last one, last one. I thought that show was super sick. Yeah, so Mark is going ahead and they're starting their own, you know, streetwear underground festival and they've actually hit me to be a part of it. So I will be there Saturday, guys. I'm putting aside Ashley's and match hits just for this event.

Starting point is 01:59:44 So if y'all do not get a chance to purchase that shit tomorrow. So it's a festival, like a, like a, like a. Closing dress? Yeah. You know, there's going to be some, you know, some creative food, you know? Maybe some like some vegan cord dogs or some ribs. Dude, I had a, my homie went to their cactus event that they threw not so long like a month or two ago.

Starting point is 02:00:01 It went crazy. And bro, I was watching his story post. I'm like, bro, so many people showed up. It was just a cactus event. What are you doing Saturday morning? I might be hanging out my parents that day, but I'm down to show up. If I got, yeah, I want all the chat to pull up, man. It's going to be performances and shit.

Starting point is 02:00:17 If I got the time. Performance by me. I will give you a 16 barred if you buy an Ashley. To every single person who buys an Ashley? But then someone's going to walk up with their mic and get like a shitty feature for me, right? Yeah. But like the plan, look, if you buy an Ashley and if you give a match hit, I will give you a four barred custom made for you. Let's leave it at that.

Starting point is 02:00:38 Wow. Come with your recording device. And some great news, guys. There will be a free magician specifically at my booth giving free crazy-ass magic tricks. You love magicians. I love magicians. Magicians, bro. I ain't going to lie. Every time, like I had a 420 party at my office, invited a magician. Oh my God. Star of the show, bro. They're amazing. And like,

Starting point is 02:00:56 listen, because I'm thinking more from an aspect, you're at a festival. If someone who's a festival goer doesn't really want to spend money, you know, you're going there essentially for like free entertainment. So if you see a free magician, you're stopping and stalling. Let's keep it a bean. That's true. When I went to the Orange County Fair, I saw a guy doing Bible readings. And I was like, this is the most entertaining thing I saw. You're an asshole, too. I was. I was not an asshole. You're like, oh, really, the Bible. But it also said you shouldn't cuss. No, no, Blise. Give me your honest, honest, unbiased opinion right now. So he said, he was talking to a group of us. And he said, guys, can you tell me a sin? Do you guys know what a sin is? And I said,

Starting point is 02:01:34 playing with your asshole. God said that's not okay. And everyone's just like looking at me. Give me these dirty stagings. I'm like, oh, white dude. And he's like, and then you're just, he's like, I have to get out of here. I'm melting. I said my skin's burning. Oh, yeah, You say my skin is Bernie. And he just rolled his eye. But then again, like, he's at the state fair. Like, he should have knew what kind of territory he was going into. Like, bro, like, like, you're going to run to a lot of people drunk.

Starting point is 02:01:58 You should probably do that outside of the church. It was two people who ended up way drunker than us. 99% of the people in Orange County Fair were drunk. Yeah, it was not like, it was not like, oh, people bring in the kids. The whole, the whole downside of Bible thumping. I feel like it's just too aggressive. It wasn't Bible thumping. It was honestly, it was a thing meant for kids.

Starting point is 02:02:14 Like, if you come through with your kids. Asshole. What are you? Bro, get out of there. But speaking of it, like, Drip and, like, speaking in like, because we're talking about drip in county fairs right now, but like,

Starting point is 02:02:22 bro, why does everybody always wear cowboy shit to fairs? Because it's an orange county. No, I want you a, fair in Ventura, bro. The niggas was wearing cowboy shit. I'm like,

Starting point is 02:02:32 why is everybody in cowboy shit? Hmm, because there's hay nearby, you know? I don't know what the deal that is, bro. That's just weird to me. But, Yuri, shame on you, bro.

Starting point is 02:02:40 Do not walk up to, like, to some, like, to some kids, storytime reader. And he's asking all the, the young children like hey kids it was okay i didn't realize it was meant for kids there was no kids in the number one you made it sound like he was like drunk on a corner with like god hates facts on no okay honestly at first i was not going to go out at first i just quotes from the westboro battle

Starting point is 02:03:00 i'm not saying bro at first i just pointed it out i was like oh bible readings and then some really drunk guy walks by he's like bible readings let's go and i'm just like let's go with this guy it's gonna be a good time and it got awkward bro because he went there with his wife and then when the guy asked for sins, I said the butthole thing and his wife was like cheating on your wife is a sin and like gave him a dirty ass low. You know it. You know what was weird? She wasn't the only one faded there then. You know what was weird about the county fair is with some like old older like Asian guy, right? Like he had to be like around like maybe 42. Agis. No, he was Asian. I said you're an ages. Okay, but he was an older dude, right? And he comes up,

Starting point is 02:03:43 He comes up to us. He's like, Pa Lord, I watch everything you do. I'm like, what the fuck, bro? Is it the dude who tried to press me? No, no, no. That's the, all right, so we took a picture with the dude and then the dude tried to press you.

Starting point is 02:03:54 So it was that guy. No, no, no. So I go viral with Yuri? Are we just finding this out? Bro, yeah, yeah. What happened? All right, so. Let's your telecar.

Starting point is 02:04:01 I know, so I'm going to tell you. So we took a picture with this, like, older guy. We was kind of like, it was kind of weird because I was like, I didn't expect him and like even know who the fuck we was, let alone watch this shit. but then we got done and this one like random dude comes up and it's like on you're like no no first he comes I rewatched it and first he comes up with like kind of good vibes where he's just like hey how's it

Starting point is 02:04:25 going like what are you guys up to like what's your names I'm just like oh my name's juri this guy's this name's blah blah and I was like I was like hey you think my friend's handsome he's like no he's like you think I'm handsome I'm like no and then after I said he wasn't handsome he's just like what are you doing like what are you doing here and I was like oh I'm actually security I'm looking for people who smoking weed and he's like I'm actually smoking weed what are you can do about it and I was like I'm calling more security and I was like more security come here and then he was just like I'm out of here yeah he got out huh and then he just left yeah oh wow I thought he was so you're so basically yury was the weird one Yuri do not go to this like people wait the whole year they put that in their

Starting point is 02:05:00 fucking their their mood board for the year I want to go to the stay fair this he came up to what but I want to go to the county fair and have some wholesome time with my family was doing much worse. He was coming up to random people eating hot dogs going, you glissy gobbler, you can't be doing that in public. Okay, so here's the thing. I only did that to like two people. Three. And a salesman. He did it to a salesman of wienies.

Starting point is 02:05:21 No, because, all right, so look. Y'all are bad. This dude, no, right? We were, I was drinking. And this dude was like, he had like the foot long weanies, right? And he was just like, hand on him. And I'm just like, I was just like, hey, yo. Well, first I was

Starting point is 02:05:35 surprised, I came up to the stand. I was like, bro, that's the longest hot dog I've ever seen for sale. It was like a, bro, it needed two buns like shit. Valid response. And then and then the salesman was just like, yeah, yeah, they're whatever price. And then Toke came up going like, you're selling a foot long wienies. Like roasting him.

Starting point is 02:05:52 I'm like, bro, he's doing his job here. Yeah. And those fair people like live crazy road lives. Bro, but speaking of glisies, then I had the best glizzy on stream. Yo! Yo! I wasn't mine. Bro, yo, what are you doing?

Starting point is 02:06:05 You had the best glizzy on stream. Let's you tell it. Bro, it's fire half this. Like, no. So, I'm like melted cheese on it with these onions and all this other shit. The cheese was warm, right? It's fire though. I ain't a lie, bro.

Starting point is 02:06:18 I would eat another one of those. I ain't going to hold. Cheese and hot dogs don't go alone. Let's just put that out there too. Are you serious? I kind of. Actually, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I do.

Starting point is 02:06:25 Go to 7-Eleven, grab a hot dog and that melted cheese. Ooh, put it all over it. You lost me at step two. I'm not going to sit in for a hot dog. Yeah, like, what are you talking about? I learned my lesson shopping for sushi there one time and I'm not doing that shit. You eat raw hot dogs with tapatio on them and you won't get a cooked hot dog from 7-11 with cheese on it.

Starting point is 02:06:41 I'm not gonna lie. It does sound fire, but hot dog from 7-11 just like... It's degraded over time. I can't fuck with the boil hot dogs. They're not boiled. They're rotating over a... Yeah, I can't put with the rotated hot dogs

Starting point is 02:06:55 over like homeless bread. They're what? If you put me in a kitchen, I'm gonna boil a hot dog. I'm not gonna like roast it. Like I'm not in a backyard. Boiling a hot dog is so much more work when you could literally take any pan

Starting point is 02:07:08 throw a weenie on it, go but do you keep it whole? You got all that like, yeah. What? You got to cut that bitch and half and sear that bitch. You put all that pig fecese. And then you put all this shit

Starting point is 02:07:21 in the middle. You got to put it. Okay, that's the, you're good with your weanies. You're cold starting like pig feces. Hey, no. Shout on my wife. She makes the best glizzies because, look, dead ass.

Starting point is 02:07:30 She'll like, like I say, she'll cut it, cut that bitch in half, fry it, right? And then put onions, relish, cheese, all this shit. Catch up mustard. She's fire, bro. Shout out to your wife, but I got to give a shout out to my girlfriend who also makes the best weanies.

Starting point is 02:07:44 But you really? I think we need to have a girlfriend weenie off. We might have to. There might be some internal beef brewer. Who's coming harder? Bro, hey, I'm down to have a fucking glizzy stream. Fuck it. Honestly, what happened to our hot tub stream?

Starting point is 02:07:57 You said you were down. You're gay. You said you were a down. You said I take baths all the time. Let's do a hot tub stream. You know what? Keeping a hundred with y'all, kind of on topic, kind of on topic. I took a bath last week and I just felt.

Starting point is 02:08:08 too guilty. I watched way too many. Thank you. Like Yuri's Bible thumping has affected me. The same way pot lord stone island shorts is affected me. I was in the bathtub and I'm like, this is a lot of fucking water in here. Dude, you better reuse it. Like, you know, cook some weenies in it afterwards. That's fucking disgusting. Yeah. Wash some clothes in there. Exactly, bro. Like don't. Bro. Keep it a stack. You really did that. Keep it a stack. You're fucking crazy. I took a bath last week and I'm like, bro, this is a lot of water. Like I got, I'm sure to take No, no, not that. I'm talking about you put your clothes in the actual tub. Why? Okay, look, my, my, one of my, one of my, like, designers, like, called me out like anger leaks. I knew it was, I knew really messing. It's like, bro, you're obviously out of your mind. You, you, you, you, you, you, you washed your clothes in a bathtub. I'm like, bro, it's called deep soaking your clothes. I've heard of before. Yes. And you're, and you're, and you're, and you're, and you're, and you're, and you're, and you're, and you're, and you're, and not, not with the after. What the fuck is wrong with this. No, I cooked up, I cooked up, I cooked up a warm bath for some love to. And I just dash some fucking soap. So, so. And I just dashed some fucking soap. And I. I. So. So open there.

Starting point is 02:09:06 Interesting. And you just get all that the, all the dirt that the washer machines traditionally cannot capture. You'd be surprised. I'm realizing that if Blassey's not working at his warehouse or here at the no jump warehouse, he's in his bathroom doing something with his bathroom. Bro, let me just tell you this, probably. So if you put dirty clothes, right, just hear me out.

Starting point is 02:09:24 You put dirty clothes, right, in a tub that's not having any moving water whatsoever. And you're talking about, yeah, I let a deep soak. You're letting it just deep soak in dirt. Yeah. nevertheless is getting clean. How? It's getting a little bit clean. Bro, you're in macaroni and cheese and was just too tired to clean that night,

Starting point is 02:09:45 so you just pour it up with water and just some fucking soap in there? I don't know what you just said. I got a long game. Wait, wait. Are you talking about washing dishes after? Yeah. Okay. First of all.

Starting point is 02:09:56 Very similar to washing clothes at home. Okay. No, it is not. Because macaroni, everyone knows. That's just so. It's going to end up cleaning itself in a day. Yeah, okay. Honestly.

Starting point is 02:10:08 But then, but wait, wait, wait, hear me out. But then what? The macaroni is still in the fucking pan, right? You still have to wash it after. I'm so, I've never made macaroni. I still put, I still put the super soaked clothes in the dryer. I have to say on the- So wait, you don't even, you just put them in the dryer after that?

Starting point is 02:10:26 I mean, occasionally. Sometimes if it's- Okay, now it's crazy because I thought you were pre-soaking with then washing and then. If it's a T-shirt, I really like, I'll just let that bitch hang dry. You know, I want to die. or anything like that. You know, I'm gonna let it do it. Just let it hang dry and dirt juice.

Starting point is 02:10:40 No, bro. I'm sounding crazy. You gotta just watch the deep soaking video on YouTube, guys, and I promise your wardrobe would do you a favor, and your eyes would never believe it. Yeah, it will keep your clothes dirty, guys. Okay, I know this is something I shouldn't do, but I'm going to do it because-

Starting point is 02:10:56 Thank you. Make use of your tub. Thank you. No, no, not that. I was going to say- I was going to say, redacted website that post stuff about us, memes and such. They posted a post saying, shout out to Blasey, the guy who we know the least about.

Starting point is 02:11:11 He really keeps his personal life secret compared to everyone else. Hell no, bro. We know he baths constantly. He puts his clothes in his bathtub. We know. He doesn't wash his pants. He sleeps on freeways. Like, bro, we know everything about you damn near.

Starting point is 02:11:24 I can't believe that was a Reddit pose. I got to disagree with that one. I'm pretty like 250 of votes, which is a lot of votes. I was like, bro. This is cat, bro. Whoever wrote this. You know what? Shout out to the Reddit.

Starting point is 02:11:33 I've learned to extend the olive branch. Oh, I'm pronouncing them by their name. Shout out to the Reddase. If y'all keep it cool, we don't keep it cool with y'all. Just because you get one positive post, wait till the negative one. Yeah, yeah. Like, Bladsey needs to shut the fuck up already.

Starting point is 02:11:50 I know. We're tired of the leather talk. You've killed too many cows. Blasie just needs to not talk on the podcast or just, it's always something. No, they were like, dude, does this guy really think he started a trucker shirt guys? Go on Google search a trucker shirt. Oh, yeah. Like, y'all, y'all kid me, bro.

Starting point is 02:12:03 Like, you know what I'm saying? it like, don't take everything. It's disconnected. You see these fucking eyes? Like, I'm not like, I'm not on trial right now. Kind of. It feels like it. I know, for real. All right, so should we get into the drip checks of the day? The drip checks. No, Jabber

Starting point is 02:12:18 gym checks. I do spell that shit with a fucking slide. The dwi-and-slide. I was pulling a duno. The DWIP checks. Okay. All right, we got my boy. Oh, man. X-Glock. S-S-S-6 blocks. Is it creepy about that fucking lamps moving? A little bit. A shout to the vintage

Starting point is 02:12:35 Chinatown. At this point, it's vintage, right? Because it's a new name. Good Vinty. Good. Good Travis Scott. Oh, did you guys invent that post? What are the other ones called on the left? I would love to take credit for that pose, but no. Oh, okay. But if y'all want to start... You and Housephone did that. Yeah. But if y'all want to start crowning me as like the Twizz originator. Why do you post a Rob Banksflier? Maybe he's about

Starting point is 02:12:56 be out hosted, man. Shout out to my boy. Six at SXX, Sixth. He's always rocking nine persons. Always rocking the game, man. And he's always dripping out, man. I thought of both their fits. Don't throw your life away like a grenade because at the end it always blows up, man. I love that. That's a blasie quote of I remember. You know what?

Starting point is 02:13:13 So occasionally you'll go into a white family's house. You'll see Live, Laugh, Love posters, right? I want to come into the disconnected, no jumper office with, like, chicken, Sprite, beef Coke or like some words of encouragement on the wall. Bro. Oh, you know, it would be tight if we had, like, you know how like the Live, Laf love shit has had like that, like, curse of fire? Yeah. If we had like, nigger fuck that. and like that has someone done that

Starting point is 02:13:35 no we should have that should be dope you know he rails citing your work right now he's double checking it bro because that's a hard ass sign bro that I mean shit it's it you probably have like a product like that you could really sell that would be fired you know what's funny about the Sprite thing is when I before I got hit on the freeway

Starting point is 02:13:52 I was gonna make one last stop because I got the chicken wings I was gonna go to 7-11 grab two liters of Sprite and then boom I got hit starting the day with bad energy and after that I was just like dude I'm I fucked the sprite. Guys, to avoid car accidents, make fruitful decisions when choosing your beverage. I was getting the correct beverage. Be like Lil Yadi and Drake over this weekend.

Starting point is 02:14:15 I don't know, or this week, I don't know where their influence was from. Dude. I don't know if they're big fans of the show or not, but they clearly showed who they were adjacent with them. For that, I shout to you, Drake. Bro, that photo is insane because not only is their Sprite and chicken on the table, but Lil Yadi's pulling the tongue out. And I was like, that's too Blasey reference.

Starting point is 02:14:33 references in one photo. The misconnected's and the Blasinators love the tongue. Blasie sent a picture of Einstein in the group chat and he was like, you see Einstein knew what was up? And I'm like, bro, no. Yo, that legendary Einstein photo with his tongue out is starting to look a little familiar. I don't know. The first meme ever.

Starting point is 02:14:53 I mean, the first emoji. And is Ashomi Ashley season, bro? We're the tongues out in the chat, man. Can we get some tongues in the chat? Yeah, we're the tongues out. And in the comments section, man, brad. Let's all stick our tongues out. Yeah, man.

Starting point is 02:15:06 That sounded gross. I was fucking gay. This is the band Kiss. Word, I was fucking gay. Oh, yeah. Kiss. Bro, the number one tungers. All right, man.

Starting point is 02:15:15 Next one. I will be good friends. Didn't we see the sweater the last time? That looks like the blanket we just got from no jumper. But has a fucking hoodie. This was Mac flicking up while sending us a chaotic like Google Docs out here. This is why Max's fucking Google Doc was off. He was taking these flicks.

Starting point is 02:15:31 Soldier feel dedicated to the men. Let's go. I like how that's cropped right there. Fuck the Steelers. Patriot Gang. Oh, damn. Oh, that's the Bears. I couldn't see that far as that.

Starting point is 02:15:40 Wow, you're blind. Man, he's buried down, man. Shout out to the, what's that like Colorado? No, Chicago. Okay. Oh, Chicago, man. Okay, look at the, is that charger? Oh, so interesting story about this T-shirt right here, man.

Starting point is 02:15:54 So, look, I did what, when I went on a business retreat to Oregon a couple months ago. And I have my airbrush guy who does all my shit out there. And I told him to, you, man, I want to do something special for Portland. So we printed out like, just. just like five, six of these teas. And I think that with my supporters, within five minutes, all of them were gone. And this lucky motherfucker, I saw two kids walking just smiling. Oh, hey, Blasie.

Starting point is 02:16:15 This guy just rushes them and fucking snatches that shit. Wow. They were the same age. But like, you know, my boy won it. Or I'm mistaken them for the guy who went right before him. But it was a, I could have been men of the goat. But shout out to my boy, man. A lucky winner of a personal, nothing personal piece.

Starting point is 02:16:33 And you said there's only five or six of them? Yeah. Damn, that's crazy. That's legendary. And my boy, Skyler from praying got those as well. Shout to my good people's out there in Oregon for showing fucking crazy love, man. Shout to Oregon. Damn, that, uh, I don't know if I want to judge his fit more than I want to judge that fucking crazy-ass.

Starting point is 02:16:52 T.S.F Hulk mural behind him. That is wild, bro. This got to be a fucking sauce walka's crib. If there's, I'm not, oh, sorry I was trying to shout to my good people over there as well, man. I don't know if this is a It's like a hard-ass Detroit brand man Shout to Sam Bosca You can find him on Instagram

Starting point is 02:17:09 Sorry I was trying But one thing Can we go back to the last picture real quick One thing I do gotta say about sauce walka I think he has the fucking The crib of my dreams Like really Bro his whole crib is like covered in like weird ass murals

Starting point is 02:17:21 He has like super Mario versions of him Like Dragon Ball Z versions Oh wow that's sick Like he has like you know Just imagine you walked into Yuri's crib And there's like Hulk with like a tent talks chain Like that's the same vibe Does he have a that's crazy

Starting point is 02:17:32 He has a T-SF chain. No, does he have a band-aid on his head? Yeah, he probably fucking Hulk probably smacked them or something like that. Oh my God. That does look like a place to take a photo, though. And the fit is fire, I guess. Yeah. Ooh, this looks like your employees.

Starting point is 02:17:47 Yeah, it looks like they can. This literally looks like Chris the house. That does look like Chris. And Yuri now. Oh, my God. Any white guy with glasses. More like homogenized like Yuri. Brough.

Starting point is 02:17:57 I fuck with the fit. It's very casual, right? It's like nothing too spectacular. These are like different people. What the? Yeah, they're all different people. How many trips are we rating here? Is that a sicko shirt?

Starting point is 02:18:06 Because please, no, take that up. It's like crypto. Okay. All right, that's a chill, I guess. But I do gotta say, what's your B for Cicco? It looks like they could whip up a cold video at it. Like, it looks like they're very good at final cut.

Starting point is 02:18:18 This is Chris. Wait, what's your beef with Cicco? One of their brand ambassadors is just a weirdo. Okay. Um, I don't know. Here's my thing with the All Over Prenshaw. Shout to Half Evil. They did great job at it.

Starting point is 02:18:30 But like, if you're going to do like a full. print shirt like that man and you gotta come hard oh shit you don't think they no time to they tagged me in a chubby model you don't think that's hard i like that shirt shout to my boy for giving me the good tag porto rican chuckles i i got some mexican chuckles for you but um let's change the shirt and maybe we you know what i want to see if the chacka convinced me that porto rican chuckles needs a fucking uh a collection the model we might we might uh figure something out i i i want to give his dog a shirt for one for sure Oh, look at the little dog. What would you do with that dog was in the same room?

Starting point is 02:19:05 If it was in the same room, I would ignore it. Oh shit. He said again, hire me as a chubby model Blasys. Oh, wow. Let's go. Man, this part of my have to, bro. If you don't, then you're closed-minded and you're going to get canceled. Let you tell it.

Starting point is 02:19:18 Have you been canceled for some 10-tox models? The only models is us, Riley and I. That's hard. All right. Also, the only graphics y'all are. You and Riley. I know. Facts.

Starting point is 02:19:34 Hard, but like, some weed crumbs on it. Man, this guy, so I try to, like, imagine, like, who is he really into when he's watching this connection? Chad's buffing and chicken roller. Obviously, I'm going to just give this guy, like, a Yuri vibe. Like, he's more adjacent to, like, Yuri's, like, trolly Bible. I would never capture a photo. Like, it says my eggplant big like a dildo. And he tagged Phoenix.

Starting point is 02:19:56 Oh, that was a Phoenix Flex and Bar? That's a Feast. One thing we and the homies were talking about, Phoenix, like, uh, uh, Spinexinx and do be giving those little, like, uh, uh, spicy bars, I'm not gonna lie. Big like a dildos are varying in size, you know? So it's like that's not a good size. Let you tell it. You're crazy.

Starting point is 02:20:11 You're crazy. Not that I would know anything specifically. Come on. My egg plan big like a dildo. Bro, his hands are huge in that photo. Bro, this feels lit. This is your one coworker who's like, I usually don't smoke, but let me hit the blunt. And then five minutes later, he's like.

Starting point is 02:20:25 It gives you this look like, yo, I'm not feeling too good. He's like, bro. I don't think I'm going to make it to the party, food. Oh shit. Shout to misconnected's out there. Shats of the misconnected. From Savannah, Georgia, man.

Starting point is 02:20:38 We got some good hiking drip. You think she know Kondo Rondo? I'm, I don't think she might. I'm ban to say that she probably doesn't know Kondo Rondo. That's fucked up. Why? She don't know.

Starting point is 02:20:50 She's tapped in. She's probably tapped in. You feel me? If anything, you know, but, uh, oh my God. I literally thought this was fucking Joe Schmo. I love the, I love the,

Starting point is 02:21:01 at the Adam stance because he always has this funny food stance and sometimes. Yeah. Why are his fucking legs like cramped up like that? Like it looks like his fucking his thighs. Bro, wait, hold on. Go back to the other photo. Is that fries on wet thighs? Yeah. No.

Starting point is 02:21:17 Bro, I literally, I literally hate when people have food next to the pool, bro. Makes you get out the pool. Fries on wet thighs. You for sure eat half the time in the pool. No, I do not. You keep that away? Bro, he finished those fries? I hate when people.

Starting point is 02:21:31 people eat in the pool. It's so disgusting. This man is not invited anywhere near any of my girlfriends. You think so? I'm getting untrustworthy. Then he got an open shirt with a blazer on. Yeah. No guy with the open shirts are allowed around my girl. Oh, then toke, I guess. Yeah, or Josh.

Starting point is 02:21:47 It's uncontrollable. You have an open shirt all the time. But this is the one time I see you with a full-on shirt. Let's you tell it. If Josh Storm from this door right now, though, I'm not going to second guess on why he ain't wearing a shirt, though. You feel me? I'm going to fuck with it. I've never seen John without a shirt. What are you talking about? I've no.

Starting point is 02:22:01 For like three years, I've never seen him without a shirt. I got no issue with Josh. You shouldn't, bro. That's what I'm saying. You got, you should have no issue with that man. I've never seen you without a shirt either. Corona kind of thing. I've worked out without a shirt.

Starting point is 02:22:11 Let's change that. On your chat. Let the chat tell. Wait, you put, you took your shirt off at his house? No, he was in his under shirt. So it's still covered a lot. What the fuck y'all got going on? You, bro.

Starting point is 02:22:24 Okay, no, my. Let you tell it. Okay. Is this real carrots? Yeah. Oh, well, you got to say my boy. I did know. I just never seen.

Starting point is 02:22:31 Is that a real? 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10, man. I'm gonna get a good 5 out of 10. I never seen that character design. I gave all the dads a 10 out of 10. These are, fuck, these are hard. We're honestly very against like brand promo on here, but this is sick.

Starting point is 02:22:46 This is like, honestly, how strong will be losing his fucking mind if he says deconstructed a vintage Louis Vuitton. Yo, Chad, can y'all go tag housewling it is? Because he has to see the. The zipper shes cold, bro. I kind of want to know if you can do that. Is that interchangeable with all their shoes?

Starting point is 02:23:00 Whoa. That's how you can tell if it's real Louis or not. If people are, there's a lot of bullshers out here just using fake Louis and just put in the air force. The Nike sign, Pushaistee. Damn. That is wild. I seen a nigga. This is just, all right.

Starting point is 02:23:16 This looks like a track suit andy. Yeah, this is, this is good like P.E. teacher drip. P.E. teacher. No, hell, no. This is like, this is like teachers assistant. That is a long neck. Long neck? Yeah. I don't think so. We're not seen.

Starting point is 02:23:33 Okay, never mind. I don't know. Why is pants so tight? Chad to Juventus. Yeah, those pants is crazy. Yeah, right. He got on leggings. Bro, he's restricting blood flow.

Starting point is 02:23:44 All right. Oh, what is it? The Brooklyn banks before they were torn down? That's what it looks like. Or in front of it. This is Scum's official while he's outside. I think this is cool like, this is cool. This is cool drip whenever you're like, you know,

Starting point is 02:24:00 oh, shit, let me go grab that. lighter from the liquor store. No, this is like, he's literally just skating. This is good liquor store. And someone just, uh, no, he's skating, bro. This is good. It's 1 p.m. I'm starting a day a little slower.

Starting point is 02:24:12 No, he's, he's, he's been at this location at the spot for two to three hours and, uh, he's just, he don't look too sweaty. And he got a little flick right now. My boy, my boy's, my boy right here. I fuck with the photo. But actually, you know what? For wearing a white t-shirt, that thing has no dirt on it. So it's kind of hard to think that he's, this guy's trying to pretend that he's just

Starting point is 02:24:30 wandering in L.A. and he got caught off guard, man. Your girlfriend. Bro, this is Trevor. This is, I was about to say that. You know what? I love a good disconnected couple.

Starting point is 02:24:39 So shout out to them. Yeah, facts. Shout out to disconnect the couple. Shout out of the matrimony. Yes. I don't know what that means, but fact. It got something to do with like weddings and shit, man.

Starting point is 02:24:48 Like I see a bright future with them, man. Look. Oh my God. Dude, there's something about a beach and a sunset that needs, you know, you need to take a photo. But, bro. Sunset, period, bro. Like, real talk, bro.

Starting point is 02:25:00 I would encourage everybody bro. Just try to watch a good sunset man every once in a while I try to catch it every day. Is that your advice? What, what, bro? No, I'm not even judging. Yeah, yeah, that's a good advice. Yeah, just try to catch a sunset, bro. It makes you just think about shit and make you just get a different... I love

Starting point is 02:25:16 I love looking at sunsets, but like, bro, I live a vamp life. I ain't gonna lie. Like, I literally just wait. I treat my crib like a whole... I just go to my crib just just to sleep, take a shower, fresh enough bath, and then I just spend 15 hours at the office. Go to the beach. watch the sunrise.

Starting point is 02:25:32 Oh my God. That sounds. I'm going to see Toke there. I know for real. He's getting his day star. I'm over here like fucked up off nitro co-brew all night. All right.

Starting point is 02:25:42 Oh, wait. I fuck with this already. He got the Slavsquat. He got the full track suit. I fuck with this. This is 10 out of 10 drip right here. That's the Slav Squad on this coffee table. Shout to Don Prada.

Starting point is 02:25:51 No, I'm going to break this coffee table if I do that. I don't want to risk that. But I like, I fuck with this. It's sick. Scum's official back at it, man. But this time for a nighttime.

Starting point is 02:26:00 photo with my brothers don't got no friends good crom hearts let's go oh another is it in the sunset photo or maybe just night time good studio everyone's been in that exact same moment like at 9pm it's just you and some random person that studio you need gotta be a rapper I was gonna say your homie probably not a random person no I'd be random people at the studio

Starting point is 02:26:18 yeah you can't even see what's going on here I guess I like this Lisa Simpson shirt he's posed just like Lisa Simpson bro he looks lit this is him like off of molly telling his homie bro it's gonna be a good night yeah this is a cool coworker Cool coworker vibes. Oh my God. The co-worker you doubted was going to be chilling shit. Like, yeah.

Starting point is 02:26:36 Okay. All right, Skunz official. You spamming us at this point, bro. Yeah, next. Next. I fuck with the... Bro. Speaking of spamming.

Starting point is 02:26:46 No one. Like, I feel like, yeah. All right, we're off. Wait. Let's do a couple more. The beach one with the skull. Oh, that'll be the next photo. Rehab. Is this Melrose?

Starting point is 02:26:56 Yeah, this is Melrose. He's in front of that Kobe Bryant mural. Oh, I fuck with this. Yeah. If it wasn't me that loved you. Wow. Oh, and then there's a cup that's been spilt. No. Yeah, not too. Shout to One Piece, the good One Piece hoodie. I was about to ask, why don't we see that logo?

Starting point is 02:27:14 That's, yeah, it's a one piece. It's a, like, very, very popular anime. It's actually the longest running anime. It has, like, the most amount of episodes out of any. This is the best fit right here. I ain't gonna lie, my home, like, more my more fashionably inclined, homies. They tell me that I dress like, yo Gotti or stuff, shit like that. Like that's why I aspire to dress like Are those shoes you have? No, I don't have those shoes. Those are very cool, but this is a dope fit.

Starting point is 02:27:34 I'm fucking with it. It looks like you have those shoes. Bro, how is how our money is by man every single time? Bro, I know. I don't know who that is, but he goes crazy. Fuck the what? It said fucking awesome. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 02:27:47 All right. Man. Why the long face, bro? What do you think about those shoes, Blasie? Those shoes are cool, but I like my bone shoes a little bit more. Who started the bone shoes? I mean, he's on a board box.

Starting point is 02:27:58 Shout out to pleasures. You know, they did a great job with Crocs, but, you know, they actually corrected, you know, because I dropped them a couple weeks prior to pleasures doing so, like maybe in 2018, not that any of this really matters, but, you know, they were like, you know, some troll in their concerts. Like, yo, Blasie started the bones, not you guys. I was going to say. And they were like, no, actually, it's been a thing. Like, you could find misfits shoes from the 80s and these. Oh, really.

Starting point is 02:28:22 You know, like most of these ideas, it's, you know, in 2022, mostly all things have been thought about. we could almost assume so. That's true. You know, even without you even knowing it. Exactly. That's what sucks about this shit sometimes, you know? I just found out like the whole trademarking thing. Like there's, it gets even deeper.

Starting point is 02:28:37 You know what I mean? But, uh, you know, I just want to, I just want to, I don't even know where I'm going with this, man, but like it's, it's, you know. Have you heard about the trademark thing where like if you can trademark thing above like 60, 70 years old? Like once, you like movies, shows or whatever, once they pass, that's why Winnie Winnie the Pooh, did you see how Winnie the Pooh lost its trademark recently? And some dude made like a fucked up-ass movie

Starting point is 02:28:59 Featuring Winnie the Pooh as the main character Where he's like some murderous drug-using guy Or something like that And he did it because the Winnie the Pooh Copyright is free now because it's so old You can't have it for a longer than a certain period of time That's crazy We gotta do like a Winnie the Pooh branded disconnect the drop then

Starting point is 02:29:15 Bro what's going on You can because you don't have to pay anyone to do it Because it's public it becomes public domain After a certain amount of time And Winnie DePoo is now public domain He was the first one sticking his body into random plants. Who?

Starting point is 02:29:30 Winnie the Pooh? Who does that now? It was a honey hive. I mean a beehive. Oh yeah, it was a beehive. You were at the orange hive. Bro, have you seen the whole like... But it was his hand, bro, relax.

Starting point is 02:29:39 Have you seen the whole fuck-dub story behind the whole like Winnie the Pooh, you know, creator and all that stuff? I don't want, bro, like... It's so fucked up. Whether it's fucking Dan Schneider or fucking Walt Disney's Nazi ass like. It's nothing like that. It's like basically, it's like basically the dude who wrote it, he wrote it because he had a son who would play with these like little characters and he and his son actually

Starting point is 02:30:00 thought of all those names and thought of all the you know the whole situation or whatever and he kind of just like was looking at his son and writing down stories based off what his son was imagining flash forward you know in the future his son grows up to be in his mid 20s and he got super pissed off at his dad for kind of using his childhood imagination to make money and he kind of disowned his dad and because he disowned his dad his mom didn't fuck with him anymore and then he basically spent the whole rest of his life like not fucking with his family and being super spiteful about it it's super fucked up bro how do those that's fucked up

Starting point is 02:30:29 isn't that crazy under a bridge or something like that no he's dead he's super old he's probably dead already but he basically spent the rest of his like died alone man hating his family because his dad wrote that book after him how do how do like white people be having those like crazy like

Starting point is 02:30:42 white assing Dan Schneider on God Brett Simpson how do they get away with that shit it was in front of us bro like I remember the the feet being part of the Nickelodeon brand I ain't gonna lie like no everyone's just adjacent to that shit But me personally, like as an 11 year old, like 10 year old kid watching that shit, like,

Starting point is 02:31:01 it didn't click in my head like, ooh, toes, yes. Yeah. Like, did you see the thing? It was really for his own obsession. And like he was trying to like perversely figure out what he could get away with. And I feel like that was part of him getting off on like doing that kind of content. Like that was that was part of the rush for him is like knowing that like he's doing it in like plain sight.

Starting point is 02:31:20 Did you see the book that just came out? What was, uh, I Carly had. Jeanette McCurdy, fine ass. Did you see a fine. Wow. Wait. Did you see the age, bro? She's like 25 or 27.

Starting point is 02:31:31 Okay, okay, okay. I don't know. But, um. Yeah, she's, oh no, she's still 15, bro. Bro. Yeah, he was probably 15 when she was 15 type shit.

Starting point is 02:31:39 Yeah, you know what I'm saying? I don't know, man. Her and I Carly. Dude, she recently came out with the book where it was titled like, I'm glad my mom died because her mom was like hell abusive to her and all this this shit. But in that book, she was talking about Dan Schneider being weird and all that stuff.

Starting point is 02:31:51 But she couldn't name him by name. She kept referring to him as the creator. And it kind of, It kind of makes people, how people have been speculating, thinking like, bro, what kind of crazy contract that she under where she's talking about all these crazy experiences where she's been sexually touched and offered alcohol underage and all this stuff. And she can't even name the dude because of probably some legal contract where she'll probably get sued. Or she probably signed the, what's it called?

Starting point is 02:32:13 NDA. That's the thing is like, they'll have you sign all these NDAs. So they'll present you like, hey, Erie, you're gaining a million dollars. But for life, you can never mention my name. But, you know, we just want to make sure that, like, you know, this is a top secret organization. We won't want you to talk about future projects. So for the future, you're not allowed to talk about the brand. Just we don't want to talk about future stuff or any of our creative secrets.

Starting point is 02:32:34 But they're really just saving their blanketing themselves from being ever legally prosecuted. Speaking of like top secret, remember a bunch of, remember a bunch of fucking dumbasses thought they was going to storm Area 51? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was for sure at the front with some like fucking EDC mask. Bray. Hey, but hey, but what do you think TTS on? What do you think they got in that bitch, though? like honestly all they got is was alien beef jerky from down the street and a fucking fine to show up

Starting point is 02:33:00 the court i know for real well honestly it's like uh they bro it's probably just like an army base that i don't know it's like it's just speculating on it just kind of pointless and stupid because you're just wasting your time it's like that and elan must prove the good point on the knelt boys podcast he said like listen guys like if they were really truly hiding aliens and like it's been so like public that like these are like underly funded like companies like they need more money. So like there's anything that's going to like bring more funds is like the proof that aliens do exist. Exactly. If area 50 wants to like look guys we have aliens here, everyone be like, yo, where can we donate? Yeah, exactly. Or the government's going to be like, bro,

Starting point is 02:33:36 we need $10 billion for, you know, public safety because we can't control these weird aliens. I truly think that there's just some top, top secret shit that goes on in there. It's maybe some Nickelode and shit. Who knows? You know what I think they have a fucking mermaid though. Bro. Okay. Let you tell it, bro. You're on some Alex Jones shit now. I think they, bro, you don't think a murdates exist. Well, you don't think that, uh, what did Alex Jones argue? He said, uh, there's multi-dimensional, you've been drinking to vampires out there. No, no.

Starting point is 02:34:08 He spent like an hour talking about it on, uh, Joe Rogan. Can we talk about some realistic stuff here, bro, mermaid? Let you tell. You're saying 10% of California. Wait, but there is a guy. There is a, there is a vampire that's based off, uh, like, Count Dracula that actually lived to be like 200 years old or something. You're on BuzzFeed too long. Bro, what do you mean?

Starting point is 02:34:24 It's just like an actual article, nigga. What are you going to The Onion.com? Is that where you're getting your information? What are you? I don't know what the fuck that is. It's a good source of news. Check it out. They're going to have a bunch of stories similar to that.

Starting point is 02:34:35 Exactly. They're just as unbelievable. You'll be able to prove it. You'll waken up real quick. Yeah. Well, it says the person that watches all the crazy news. Like Lake Mead. Did you hear Lake Me lost six inches of water today, guys?

Starting point is 02:34:46 I just like to be informed on like local news because it's a thing where it's just like, bro. Yeah. It's like if you just pay attention to what Instagram or Twitter it tells you whatever it is like you're getting like you're in an echo chamber of your fucking algorithm you know what i mean like i like to purposely expand i'm gonna lie i'm what you're on this one because like after i watch at the end of the day after i watched the tuesday show all the fucking wacky some shit in my subscriptions i go to the like the local news i watch all the the local news you feel me when installing the bumps oh you know exactly

Starting point is 02:35:14 you go to the local news and worry about lake me i know i straight and but i don't like national news like i i've never i don't know i mean i've never voted do i nor do i have I have a plan on voting anytime soon on a national level, but like, I'm very like, shit, I ain't going to lie. I feel like I'd be a good mayor of L.A. one day. Bro, hell no. Okay. I'm not going to lie. I do not vote.

Starting point is 02:35:33 Free. I've never voted in my life. I don't like free bat. Like, you don't get charged for bathtubs on Mondays. And say you with that. People are probably going to question me on this, but like, bro, the idea that all of our presidential candidates go through the electoral college, which is like kind of proven to be very biased. It's like all of our candidates are already kind of like, it doesn't matter who we choose.

Starting point is 02:35:51 It's already been prechosen of like, they. These are the people they approve. From the powers that be. Whether you believe that there's like some dark room and there's Illuminati and the Devils there or not, it's like obviously there are like people behind the scenes pulling the string. I think the real thing is that people really don't pay attention. It's like it's an honest thing that you can see anywhere in any aspect of life.

Starting point is 02:36:09 It's just that money rules everything. And like to be in human interest is very against making money. And a lot of companies are into making money against human interest. You know what I mean? So it's just like it's a common trend. It's based on capitalism. I don't even. really give a fuck about none of that shit, bro. I just be like, nigger, I'm not taking a time

Starting point is 02:36:27 out of my day to go stand in the line to vote for some niggas. I don't know. I don't know what they're talking about. Literally. I don't, you feel what I don't. I really don't identify. I really don't. I really don't identify. I just don't. Well, that's the job as a citizen of United States is you have to, I guess, put in the research to be like, oh, this is who I want running my country or in my life. I'm not watching that shit. I just personally don't identify as someone who, like, wants to represent America to the extent of voting. I'm going to keep it a hundred. Like, like, I'm so uninterested. Like, I just, you know, in my world, it's just fucking t-shirts and ash on me, Ashley.

Starting point is 02:37:01 You know what I mean? And like, I understand there's a more broader world out there. And there's some of these laws are affecting real life people. But like, I'm not going to let my American prior or whatever get in the way of me voting for some shit that's totally irrelevant to what's going to. Yeah, I know niggas going to hate us for this. I think that's a bigger reason for me not to vote. I don't know if that's correct or not. But niggas are headed for this.

Starting point is 02:37:22 Like, you guys can make a difference. You should vote. But bro, bro, I'm going to just tell you this, bro. It's not just us, bro. A lot of people don't, nigga, think about niggas that have shit to do. Like, have, like, nigga, four kids. You feel me? No, exactly.

Starting point is 02:37:35 They can't go fucking voting. I got no time. Yeah, I'm down with pushing the narrative of, like, if you hear a certain law that's being pushed that you are personally being affected or family member, vote. Yeah. But, like, if it really don't got anything to do with you, you know, you can't really talk about it from, like, a personal perspective. and like I think not voting just saves me that kind of

Starting point is 02:37:52 bro you got to okay let's say let's say you hear about some new proposition that's being pushed where your accountant tells you like bro bro if this shit gets pushed and approved you're gonna save 30% on taxes this year and for the rest of the years or whatever would you be like damn i'm gonna go vote for this and promote it but i feel like they do that with everything like vote yes on this

Starting point is 02:38:14 vote no on this because of this and that and it's just like two things contradicting each other and it's like bro i don't got time to argue Bro, you know, it's funny. You found me in research and shit, right. It's so ironic that they set that shit up around commercial time because now as adults, we associate all that vote for prop this with commercials. For real. And you know it's funny, too, is like now California specifically does this thing where they're like, this, don't vote for this thing because they don't care about homeless people. That's what they fucking hang over your head.

Starting point is 02:38:40 Yeah, that they hit you. Whenever something tries to hit me emotionally, I'm like, fuck you, dude. I'm going to tell you with their moral longer. I'm going to tell you. Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna tell you what America should do. And if they want everybody to be voting and shit, Nick,

Starting point is 02:38:53 take the head of the split. Bro, all right. Bro, it's like, bro, hit me with, like, actual numbers. Don't hit me with like, oh, you don't care about homeless people.

Starting point is 02:39:00 But look, no, what they should do is if you want niggas to actually vote and, like, you know, like put, have voter registration

Starting point is 02:39:07 and make nigs be able to vote through social media. Oh, God. Put that bitch up on the USGov story. Bro, on God, bro. And let niggas vote through social media. I bet everybody be voting.

Starting point is 02:39:17 That shit's going to get, you know how many. bots you're going to have to deal with. They're going to have to deal with bots. But niggas are going to be voting. That's what they want people to do. No. U.S.

Starting point is 02:39:24 government. Make a private Instagram and only accept the people who are registered voters. You know what? You feel me? And then set it up November 24th. Come check out our story. You feel me? And they set up the props through reels and shit.

Starting point is 02:39:37 Oh, God. Instead they should do like, they should do a live stream where it's 25 cent donation for a vote. And then they make a like a spinning wheel. And each vote is like, you know, Trump, Biden, Trump, Biden. Oh, we got four donations for Trump. But, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then.

Starting point is 02:39:49 at the end of like the stream you are such a donation fucker you just want to you just want to find the way and then you just spin the wheel and you're like oh okay this our president dollar a minute voting stream coming up guys oh my god Yuri would you do would you do a dollar a vote how would I do that's illegal let's say like this upcoming election there's like you know how there's always like 200 things you could vote your opinion on or whatever or you just do polls and you just like yo dollar hey guys just want to hop on YouTube today it's day it's It's a dollar of vote, guys.

Starting point is 02:40:20 Let me know what you feel about Pro 52. Oh, my God, bro. No. Yeah, I think that's illegal. I think that's illegal. There's a lot of shit Uri does on stream that's illegal. Like holding their friends captive and putting green screens over the body. I did not hold you cap.

Starting point is 02:40:33 You were, okay. Bro, you slept with your ass in the air. That was crazy. Bro, anytime anyone sleeps on their stomach is sleeping with your ass in the air to talk. That's what I'm saying. You can't sleep on your stomach? I can't sleep nowadays. Hey, yo, if you sleep on your stomach, where is your ass?

Starting point is 02:40:47 Man, I sleep in the car seat. Just time we're on the freeway. What? I'll get with you. Bro, okay. If your tummy hurts, what are you going to do? Nigger. No, your tummy hurts.

Starting point is 02:40:58 The last thing you honestly want to do is sleep on your stomach. No, that's what your mom always tells you. Lay on your tummy for, you know, lay on your stomach. I've seen so many videos the last six months for some reason that have encouraged me to just sleep on my back. Like, I've always been a fetal position sleeper. Okay. You know, I'm a tosser turner. Interesting.

Starting point is 02:41:14 But like, now I'm being told to just sleep like a stick. And it's kind of cool. Can we get a Blasey sleep stream? Yeah. Really? Wait, actually speaking of which, okay, there is old. People have... I could only be the only one in the bed, Yuri.

Starting point is 02:41:29 Okay, no, that's easy. $100 water splash donations. You'll have a candy bar on your bed to greet you before you lay down. Everything would be perfect. And I need two melatonin. You're going to take a shit on his bed. But I was going to say there's clip of Adam talking about this in the Santa Monica office years ago where he's talking about doing like a 24-hour type stream or whatever.

Starting point is 02:41:48 right we were two places later we still haven't done it but guys we're the first week in this new warehouse and i was going to text the group chat and say let's do the 24 hour stream like this or next week and whoever's down in the group let's do it we we have to be trapped in this room like big brother and we can't get out yeah it's like in this room no we should be in the whole oh yeah maybe the whole office bro i could be here i could live here but the thing is you can't order postmates you can't have anything delivered or dropped off you have to have your items with you and we could maybe like put a 10 item max or something like that to make it interesting.

Starting point is 02:42:20 Bro, we're not about to starve ourselves to death. I'm getting cattle. I'm creating a water fountain. Oh, wow. You can make a water wheel and create electricity and build a computer. If we're doing a 24 hour streaming here, we're just going to stream, bro.

Starting point is 02:42:32 We're not fucking about that. Why would we starve ourselves? Yeah, 24 hours, I feel like that, bro, I can do that. Why do you always want to torture yourself, bro? We just don't have to, we just can't go to sleep. No laying down. Got to be like sin or standing the whole time. That's actually going to be funny

Starting point is 02:42:46 because we can just, because somebody's going to get pissed. I know. Sit or stand our kind of the only commands a human can do. No, I'm talking about like, you can't go to sleep. You can't go to sleep? Watch me. No, I'm saying that's, then you're out. Why?

Starting point is 02:43:00 That's the rule. Who made the rules? We're making them right now. No, you're making it. Yuri just wants to torture people, bro. Who wants to watch all of us sleep together? Bro, what in the chat? Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Starting point is 02:43:12 When I do the sleep stream, this like, hypothetical, I do not like you have to be out of country out of the state like like organizing like orchestrating it. You could not be in the same room. I will not be touched by the harmonious man. I respectfully no one trying to touch you. Come on. Yuri. I saw you put a lot of you put a whole two loads of laundry the last time I fucking.

Starting point is 02:43:37 On top of you. I'm like, bro. Like you know what? Like bro, Bob, please like. Like what? What? You know like, ah, you know, I'm tired. Let me, let me stay.

Starting point is 02:43:45 Oh my God. Oh, first it was captive. Now it's let me sleep there. You know what's funny is I put all that shit on top of you. You dropped it all, continued sleeping. And then you woke up, looked at all the stuff on the floor. You're like, Yuri, what happened here? And I was like, I don't know, dude.

Starting point is 02:43:59 Yeah, it was 5 a.m. You're playing like the Russian National Anthem doing pushos, bro. Welcome to my life. Let me get some sleep, man. But I am, listen, like, if we could just make sure it's like, I'm down to be interrupted for like a fucking 30 second YouTube clip. You know? Okay.

Starting point is 02:44:16 But you would do. So you would do the sleep stream with like TTS on where they get to bug you with like noises and sounds. You just want to do a regular just Twitch, just me quiet. No, just the chat talking shit the whole time. No. So, okay, so you do want the donation based. No, I was just thinking like you're trying to go to sleep. You're ending, like you hit me up when you're like, yo, bro, just had a full day at work.

Starting point is 02:44:35 I'm tired. I'm going to come do the sleep stream. And then when you're trying to go to sleep, we set up a speaker. TTS is on. And they just bug you all night as you're trying to get a good night's sleep. Oh, my goodness. I mean, like. It is sometimes super funny, but sometimes it's mad annoying.

Starting point is 02:44:47 Yeah, the whole lifestyle is crazy. I was watching the old, like, Ice with Signing content this week. And I was watching also the clips to just Adam kind of like, kind of like being in the world of the CX network pulling into the boxing matches and shit like that. Oh, yeah. Good times. I think he dodged a bullet by not fully submersing himself into that culture because he was definitely a little like curious into like the live streamer word for for quite a while. So not mistaken, he was trying to set up like a live streaming experience, right? Well, we did.

Starting point is 02:45:18 We had the street streams going on like weekly. Yeah, you had fucking Jagger, right? Yeah, we had Hondro. That's how I, that's how I, that's how I first met Lucha Live, because Lucha Live was one of the hosts. Shout to Lucha. Gary, Gary, the producer. Shout to Gary producer.

Starting point is 02:45:30 He was, him and Lucha were the hosts, and we would just go on the street and have people freestyle. Bro, those were really good live streams. We just, it was like, at that time, I think No Jumper didn't have as good organization as we do now. And it, like, kind of just, like, fizzled. out but I think it was a good content thing. No, I think you guys should definitely return it.

Starting point is 02:45:47 But listen, whenever we get, we should just ask Adam tomorrow. Like, yo, at the end of Thursday's stream, we should honestly just continuously just have it running. Well, just have a 24-hour stream. No, I, we want to do it our harmonious game. No, we would have to like end it, then immediately restart another one because we would want this episode to stay up by itself. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:46:06 This is a 24-hour or a 12-hour Vod. So next Thursday, we're going to do a 24-hour stream. Maybe this weekend. I want to ask Adam who we can do this weekend. Until further notice, guys, there will be a fucking sweat. Oh, no, wait. Yeah, because next Friday, but next Friday I'm going out of town. All right, we can do it this weekend.

Starting point is 02:46:24 I'm down. Not this week. I'm extremely, I got a pop-up on Saturday. All right, 24 hours shoot without Blasey going down. This were in this next weekend. I'm kidding. You guys are dickheads. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 02:46:33 That's why I'm never fucking closing my eyes near you. Maybe it would be as you could zoom in for 24 hours. Zoom in? What does that even mean? Via Zoom. That's so boring. No. I want to be there.

Starting point is 02:46:43 You guys are dicks for uninviting me. No one's uninviting you. I'm invited to the first ever disconnected 24-hour stream, guys. Bro, speaking of disconnected, this is my last episode of disconnected sober this month. I've done... Split in hand. Split little sober off alcohol. This is, so I've done...

Starting point is 02:47:01 I'm basically, today is the 25th. I've done 25 days no alcohol and I'm going to go until the 31st. I'm drinking. My very first day of drinking is actually the next episode of Disconnected. Really? So basically I'm... Oh, we're getting late. You're going to get like, thoughty drunk.

Starting point is 02:47:14 No, I'm not going to get that drunk. Come on, show. No. You got to get fucking fucked up. You are getting a little zesty? You're a pussy. You already get a little zesty for the stream? What stream? No, I'm not going to get zesty, bro.

Starting point is 02:47:25 I'm not slassy Santana. I'm going to get lit. You want me to get zesty. That's the thing. You and Jordan 9 pair of weeks, right? And wait, what? Right. What did you say?

Starting point is 02:47:35 All right, let's get into his music. All right. D.D. Boutabag, I am not rapping. I had to cut you off, bro. I am so excited. to hear this fucking tape. Shout to D.B.

Starting point is 02:47:44 About a bag. He might be my favorite artist in California right now, period. I got to check it out. I said, as though, man. That's all we bump all the way over here. I've never been. I'm going to keep it a stack. No disrespect, bro, but I never, I never even heard.

Starting point is 02:47:57 He's definitely someone like you're here or something, but like, damn, this shit got like, he's really create, like, man, like he's holding sack down. Damn, all right. I'm going to tap in. Is that ever. Sack down? Yeah, Sacramento. He's holding them down.

Starting point is 02:48:07 Fire. Yeah. All right. Next we have a Cuevo and takeoff with the new single Big Stunner. Keep it. Keep it for sure. Free offset, man. Yeah, free offset. I was going to say it was offset in the news, right, recently with this whole label issues?

Starting point is 02:48:21 Yeah. Okay, okay. That must be such a mess, bro. Like, you know, I plan on, like, signing brands in the future, and I hope they never happens. Like, Blasie fucking shelved me. You're like, I already paid you guys back. Bro, rappers are dealing with the same thing that skateboarders deal with, which is like, which is like your, there's a certain part of your career where you're popping.

Starting point is 02:48:39 And then there comes the younger dudes who are just as good. and fresher and all, you know, like, they can skate longer. And all of a sudden, like, you become old news. And I've seen it happening, happening in skateboarding, you know, with people's careers. Then I think it happens in rapping, too, where Offset's realizing now, like, I'm not the biggest talents on the label. Bro. Rapping right now is a fight.

Starting point is 02:48:59 Yeah, for real. You just see, like, I mean, like, brad, like, I see, like, I follow a bunch of rappers on Twitter and shit like that and, you know, Instagram as well. But, like, I'm, and I just see him, like, just, you know, fighting like for like you know like they want they need these streams the rise and fall is quick yeah bro and it's like really good artists but it's like bro like yeah yeah it's always been a rule of thumb the faster they come the faster they go that's true if it takes someone two weeks to come up they'll be gone in two weeks if it takes someone like five years you know they're gonna have

Starting point is 02:49:30 longevity they'll take at least five years man it's just a fight bro and it's like all i can say what that is like bro like just support your local favorite rappers and shit like that man because like, dog, it's a real competition. I mean, that's how they feed their families as well, bro. And I always always want to show support. Yeah. Facts. That, yeah, you start realizing it's like, you know, they have a certain image to maintain.

Starting point is 02:49:54 Like, you know, you start meeting these rappers, you start realizing, okay, maybe not all these guys have the Rolls Royces in the videos, you know. And the watch, the watch on the homies wrist kind of looks familiar to the rapper's wrist. Yeah. Oh, bro. Man. You know, it's like, but it's. It's dope to see like a rapper on a Thursday like with their with their fucking kid in some shorts. Like it's like okay cool.

Starting point is 02:50:15 It's dope to know that you know. It's hard to keep up that lifestyle, bro. Like real talk is hard. There's only enough Chris Browns and Tigers. Yeah. In this world you feel me that like that really like maintain and live this fucking this lifestyle. And it's not to like take away from any artists but saying like oh this artist is better than woo-woo. But it's just like it's a lot of rappers bro.

Starting point is 02:50:36 It's just it's so much love spread out everywhere. So it's like very little to take back in for everybody. And everyone wants to have the new Ferrari with a new house on the hills. And you're just like, bro, like, it's like that is a nice lifestyle. But it's like it's a hard thing to maintain. And I feel like it's easier just to find like a lower level tier lifestyle that you could support longer. And once you start like consistently buying the new Louis Vuitton drop or the new fucking Ferrari, what ends up happening is the for like the Ferraris, you know, you really just want the one of like the last two. two, three years, right?

Starting point is 02:51:10 Exactly. Like, if someone's running around in 2016 Ferrari, nevertheless, it's killing my fucking stinger, right? But, like, it's still like, they really lose value. Same with, like, anything designer. Like, designer looks hella dated after five years. Like, if someone's walking around with, like, 2016 Gucci, like, it don't look the same.

Starting point is 02:51:28 The butterfly ones or whatever. You know what I mean? It's last season. It's a rat race because now you got to maintain that image. Yeah, bro. Trust me, bro. Like, I know, bro, like, I know, bro, like, man

Starting point is 02:51:39 and it's it's I because look I live next to a like certain rapper I'm not going to say his name let you tell the card I'm fucking with you you give us a no I'm not going to say his name because he already has

Starting point is 02:51:51 he already has beef with this platform he already caught Adam out so I'm not going to say his name but I live like right next to him right and so I see him all the time of the same grocery he drives like a regular car really just like a regular and there's nothing wrong with that

Starting point is 02:52:04 you would think you would think you know it was like all right like you think you know all the chains his watches and shit he's like in some big body fucking bins or you know fucking Rosroy's truck or some shit remember that clip of uh you know remember that clip of young thug

Starting point is 02:52:20 helping like some random dude on the road young thug was in a giant like a truck like one of those like trucks with the giant truck beds that stands really high like that was his car he didn't have like a Lamborghini or whatever yeah but he said he likes to drive those sheds oh really yeah yeah yeah but those are dope bro pickup trucks are dope I mean just like having a regular car bro

Starting point is 02:52:37 for two years for a living. But also to have a really high car is an advantage because a lot of people can look into your windows. They'd have to like look up out of their window and you could easily see inside everyone else's. Right. Yeah. Like an advantage. Bro, it's literally, bro, it's literally nothing wrong with driving a regular car, bro.

Starting point is 02:52:53 Like that's dope. We need a normal. Yeah. You got to normalize that, bro. You do not need a fucking bins, bro. Yeah. There's good cars out there. Y'all just passing up because y'all want to fucking bins, bro.

Starting point is 02:53:02 You do not need that shit. And once you get that bends, three, four years, you're going to be like, damn, this just started to look a little dated. And you're like, you start realizing like, was this really worth the 80,000? It was four years ago for me. No, and it's not, bro, because then you got to keep up with that shit. Because then you got to keep up with the Kardashians. A new bins comes out and it looks 10 times better than yours.

Starting point is 02:53:20 And then also the new features and shit. The maintenance on the bends is way more than a regular car as well. That's why RAP potentially my car, man. Especially in L.A., bro. You don't even want, you don't even want that spotlight on you. You don't want that spotlight on you out here, bro. I've definitely considered, like, shopping for a car in the near few. Like some dope shit.

Starting point is 02:53:39 But a part of me is like, yeah, bro, like, why the fuck? Like, do I really see myself driving to the office in this car every day? Like, bro, that's why I got rid of my Range Rover because I'm like, nah, this is crazy. Man. This is crazy. I'm like, it was fun, but like this is crazy. Yeah, you start. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:53:52 It's crazy. Get a weekend car. I have a weekend. I'm good off that shit. Oh, you can't have any cars. I'd rather stay low key and chill under the radar. I'm like, I'm good off that shit. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:54:03 Yeah, that shit is not worth it. But, you know, well, also probably isn't worth it. Oh my God I'm gonna let y'all tell it No you can't believe us on that That's crazy I'm glad he is fucking dumb We all have to choose one thing on this list

Starting point is 02:54:18 That's not worth it how about that All right Lil teca Tricia Tricia You got Lil Tica fucked up But I'm gonna say Joey badass I'm gonna have to agree I think uh With what

Starting point is 02:54:29 With Yuri Sorry I don't think I'm gonna bump the Lil teca Me neither I'm gonna be real I am bummed than you DB about a bag though on the real bad a bag and they know it

Starting point is 02:54:40 what's his best song his best song in my opinion is franco mat's not a popular song but you got a first off you got a damn we're really getting put on the spot right now what's the other ones don't ask aso for help man come on like his last tapes

Starting point is 02:54:56 have just been super hard the real the real bad bag tape he just now I'm about the slap this as soon as I get in the whip so I want to know say first off that'll give you and cocky that's also go to the recommendation Top rapper, him and Draco, that's a good one. He did uncomfortable with Ralphie on Ralphie's last table couple.

Starting point is 02:55:12 Have you heard an R3 to Chili Man or something like that? I've heard, I've heard the name in songs. I'm just searching the shit up. I've been seeing like a lot of him, but I haven't heard anything. So I just thought you knew because I wanted to ask you a song too. No, I'm really just bumping like DB, you know, still bumping. I feel like Ralphie makes the soundtrack for my creativity. Are you going to be like 3 a.m. hearing a Ralphie bar and be like, damn.

Starting point is 02:55:33 Like I felt bro. word for word for these last two songs like are you going to be bumping the little nar almighty norr featuring chief keef i'm actually got i'll actually get out of play yeah but i'm not really like i have a very imposed taste of music i'd say at this point like i really like los angeles sound you feel me and i kind of don't really like i love the detroit sound and i do if little baby does drop project like his whole shit with little dirky dropped last year i still bump that shit every weak, fucking voice of the heroes. That's just hard.

Starting point is 02:56:06 But as far as like anything like Atlanta inspired, nah, I'm not really bumping that too much. I'm really just bumping like Cali. Damn. Yeah, same. I'm only bumping Blue Bugs, bro. And then after that, bro, I forgot to text Flacco, but because he was trying to like downplay Blue Blugs the last time.

Starting point is 02:56:22 I mean, Drake is his favorite rapper. And Drake literally posted a other story today. I already said this. But yeah, I forgot the text. If Flossel was here, he'd be dick writing Blue Buc so hard. Yeah. He'd be like, I knew it. I knew it.

Starting point is 02:56:33 I knew it. I knew it was next up. I knew it. Imagine he's like, oh, Toc put me on a long time ago. I've been on Nevada. But shout to Blue Bugs for what seems like getting like their official flowers. You feel me? That's the official music nod right now.

Starting point is 02:56:45 Fashion is always Virgil check in. But like for music, it's the Drake check in. They're the only niggas in L.A. not talking about shooting niggins and robbing. Wait, I'm kind of. I'm kind of confused, though. In that post that Drake did, he said shout to the two of them. But when they came in for the no jump interview, there was three of them. The one was the manager.

Starting point is 02:57:01 The Tevaloran guy, I assume. No, I don't think that was Tevlaran. That wasn't Tevlaran. Is that the filmer? No, that wasn't their manager. Oh, really? Yeah. I thought they were all wrapped.

Starting point is 02:57:10 They hold it down there because they really got the branding right. I ain't got a lot. Right off the gate, they already had the merch. You feel me. They had the good fucking archtex. Yeah. And they just dropped something when Apple Music called like fire in the booth. There's like an eight minute song, I think, or a seven minute song or something like that.

Starting point is 02:57:25 Really? And brow, that, that's just one. It's a beat? No, it's two beats. Really? Two beats. It's only on Apple. I really want to hear that right now.

Starting point is 02:57:32 Yeah, yeah, bro. It's fire, bro. Fire in the booth. It's fire, bro. If I got to do you, why so I'm walking it. And I got two cars and I'm parking it. I should check in with a doctor. I got Larkinson's.

Starting point is 02:57:47 Hey, I meant the disease. Ran to Magdray up in the north. I thought it was Pimsy. Yeah, I was really just in my dreams. You're over here making... Wait, what happened to the one bar, bro? You're going like the whole day. I know, exactly.

Starting point is 02:57:59 You got to leave a little bit of space, bro. But actually, I don't feel... I watch amateur porn. I don't really fuck with bang bros. And that's just my say-so. Adam looking at me like a demon. I got the halo. I got to say you should not be walking around in a tank, bro.

Starting point is 02:58:14 Tank, bro. But how are they going to trip out when they see this damn raincoat? I swear to God, you could get smacked with this Draco. I am from... I indirectly born in Mexico, but I have a couple pesos. They think Blasey's hell of creative, but his head be blank, though. He'd be blank, though. My mom couldn't tell you I'd come up from a box of Legos.

Starting point is 02:58:33 The way I'm philosophically spitting, you put me next to Play-Doh. And shit, I hate really exotic drinks. I ain't spent no 80 bucks or no Fago. Yeah. And I fuck with the weed. I ain't really touching canes, bro. Oh, who, who. Fuck.

Starting point is 02:58:48 I don't know. You're reacting like he truly a tape, bro. Oh, hell, no. Don't put that on me. No, you definitely flirt with the... No, I don't. It looks like I was trying to hug. Yonigues look gay, bro.

Starting point is 02:58:59 man but this is the homie he loves Gucci Maine ain't really fond of the story only oh this has been a three hour live stream I thought you'd know me and I'm glad that we did it but I'm missing the homie

Starting point is 02:59:16 you're gay House phone I really miss you bro yeah shout out house phone you're great you're the best thing to happen to this stream though and honestly I miss your flow I miss your flow.

Starting point is 02:59:31 I miss your dough. And this is the end of the show. Disconnecting. Let's go. Episode 37, y'all did it. Come tune in next time, episode 38. Calm in your ideas for the background. Yeah, let's go.

Starting point is 02:59:44 Comment some tongue emojis for me. Oh, yeah. DM all your ideas a year. Facts. And I'll filter through them carefully. That's perfect, honestly. Yep. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 02:59:52 Catch all. Shout to Riley. Let's go. Fucking did.

No Jumper - Disconnected Ep. 37

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