No Jumper - Disconnected Ep. 38
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Oh, yes. Let's bring the topics up on screen.
Let's be 30 minutes late this time.
Wait, he's...
I kept telling him, like, I was my arm with my team, bro, you got to check the computer.
Oh.
Oh.
6.40s. I think I got 6, and I'm like, well, I got some ball.
Oh, damn.
Let's make sure not to show the notes.
The notes are incriminating.
That's fun.
Why did you rash-tie write it like that?
I lost my car.
I don't have a car.
I need to be careful not to get too drunk.
What?
No, bro, come on.
Come on, you're breaking the rules already.
Something in the bushes?
Oh, okay, okay.
Now, he does look nice to you.
I like it.
All right.
You ready to go?
All right, for sure.
For real?
Yeah, I don't get to the Thursday show.
Oh, shit.
Yo, yo, yo.
Oh.
Welcome to the Thursday show.
Yo, yo, yeah.
I think everybody, you.
except for the home which are two of the homies right here or like brand new uh
zeke you know can you go can you get my supreme bag from and the other room
you know when we first came in at like yeah oh hello hello
yo yo yo yo check check check test hello oh one second one second oh i got to put the
yo yo yo yo yo yo i like the headphones down
I got headphones on, bro.
That's a new fan favorite on my, on my stream.
They just TTS and go,
gum,
come, come, come, come.
Bro, I know.
They can make some weird ass sound.
That shit's so funny.
They can write this one thing where it makes a popping noise.
It goes,
we live?
Let's fucking go, guys.
Episode big 38, man.
Disconnected, man.
Episode 38.
I cannot believe y'all made it with us this far.
I do want to give y'all guys some bad news, man.
Unfortunately, Housephone is.
going to miss this episode. I just got the phone with him 30 minutes ago. As many of you all
already know, you know, he has a lot of things going right now. The personal life, we got to respect
it. And, you know, we just wish him the best. So make sure before you all continue watching this
whole podcast, go ahead and comment a heart right now on his photo. Let's just get that out the way,
man. Yeah. Go show you love to house phone, man. Real talk. He needs it, man. Yeah, man. And currently
right now, it's kind of like an unpredictable time. I was with, bro, yesterday. And like, you know,
visually, you know, at least on the surface level, he looked fine.
We were cracking jokes the whole time.
We're planning out this clothing collection we're doing for his mother.
And, you know, today...
Which looks super fire, by the way.
I'm super excited for it to drive.
I spent all night preparing it, you know what I mean?
And, you know, luckily we are going to be able to link it to a good cause.
You know, all profits are going to, you know, set the funeral up and get all that thing going.
But I'm going to let house phone tell it, though.
You know what I mean?
Like, I'd rather have him presented.
But guys just want to let you all know that we are on his side praying for house phone, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Prays up to house phone, man.
Big hearts to house foot in the chat, man.
But episode 38, guys, here with the F we are.
Does that still count as cussie?
Well, you already messed it up right in the beginning.
Really?
You didn't hear him?
I don't remember.
Bro, like the second word he said.
If we don't notice it, YouTube can't notice it either, right?
That's like it's a noticeable.
No, bro.
My whole thing with this whole, like, oh, it's, you can't say in the first five minutes.
Like, is there a guy with a clipboard?
like with a timer,
like this 10 minutes starts now.
Well, honestly,
depending on how big your channel is,
there actually is a guy who sits there
and watches like the first 10 minutes
and goes, all right, this is fine.
And then like, you know,
there's actually a fucking person
who like watches that shouldn't reviews it.
Honestly, that would mean a lot
if like YouTube thought we were like
cool enough for them to like bring somebody.
Like, all right, guys,
watch the first 10 minutes of disconnect.
Oh my God.
What the fuck would they say?
I mean, they really want to have much to say
because the first 10 seconds are already like sabotage.
They're just like,
they're just talking about each other's clothes.
is all tiny.
Yeah.
What's going on here?
Too many F words.
First three minutes are like,
hour out.
They're like,
why do people watch this?
They're like, monetize.
Monetize it?
No,
but I do want to,
speaking about why people watch this,
it messed my head up the other day
when a supporter showed me.
Apparently H-G was on,
you know,
on stream last week.
Oh.
And it popped up on his recommended
episode 37 disconnected.
I was like, what the hell?
And it specifically says,
Wait, who?
H-3-3.
I'm not sure who that is.
And Ethan and Ila, huge huge YouTubers.
I have no clue that.
It's a weird thing because both Blasie and I have shared our fair criticism of H3 and Ethan.
And, you know, talk shit.
I'm not fucking with him.
But also at the same time.
Excuse me.
I'm not effing with him.
With all the shit we've talked and all the opinions we've shared, it's still kind of like, I'm like, oh, wow, that feels good.
Like, that's sick that we're on his recommended.
We wouldn't be on his recommended for no reason.
Oh, yeah.
No, there was a time in 2015.
We're all spending a whole weekend and just binge watching all the prank invasion videos he was doing.
Wait, hold on.
Do you, honest question, though, do you actually not fuck with it?
I was thinking about it the other day and I realized, like, I just don't enjoy his content anymore.
You know what?
You know what?
I get judged a lot for using the wrong words.
I don't really have the craziest vocabulary and I don't know what big it means.
But I feel like I'm going to call him that.
What kind of, if you don't mind me asking.
You can't do that.
What kind of content does he even make?
I mean, it started from like, you know, like 2015, 2014 YouTube culture was just like, that's when like,
pranks were at an all-time high like
Roman Atwood, Vitale and all like
the pranks in the hood shit was going on.
Yeah.
And he was just the, uh,
the, he started like a counterculture
just making a fun of all these like,
these, uh, these pranksters.
Oh, that's him?
And these pickup artists.
You've for sure seen him at one point.
Hell no.
I mean, I think that the last,
there's so many YouTubers, bro.
That's true.
But he's honestly like one of the most controversial and, you know,
bigger YouTube.
Yeah.
I think it started, at least for me,
it started like becoming less
appealing by like 2020. I think like it just got really slow and boring and then I cannot I can't stand
this podcast and like you know, I never really noticed his, uh, his twitches, you know what I mean?
Until he brought it up and like I can't see it. I'm not sure if that's like, oh, you can't use
that as a fault though. You know what I mean? Yeah. It does have a, um, what's it called that
I forgot the name of it. But it's like, okay, I feel like everyone's had this conversation the whole
past year. Why we don't fuck with Ethan anymore? It's like a whole, you know, there's been YouTube
videos that have millions of views with that with that type of title he just became like the person
that he was always kind of like going against where it's like oh you're the big YouTuber who's so
out of touch with reality oh and now he's become that thing yeah he's become the the rich millionaire
YouTuber that's so out of touch with like everyday world you know what I'm saying wait actually
let me ask you this though is uh someone brought up this good point about David Dorbick did the day
where they said that he wasn't really getting as much hate until he showed off his new
mansion. Like once he got that new mansion with a nice
pool and you said how much it cost and everything,
that's when people were... The same week he got canceled.
Yeah, the same week they started fucking canceling him.
Why didn't he cancel him, though? I didn't know he got canceled.
He like farted out like a public pool or something.
No, he broke his friend's face, almost killed him
and like a bunch, so much. And then he,
he like, uh... It was like some weird, like,
arranged sex thing that he did.
So much shit to get into.
It's like a long-est story. But I was going to say that...
I'm going to let him tell it. Ethan at the same time,
I feel like his hate came at the same time
that his success came.
Well, when you start like really building your audience to become like these
these witch hunters
They honestly are
Once you become that they will eventually turn on you
And they'll microanalyze all your different
Decisions and moves
And I'm sure like during his like 2015, 2016
Like wave and shit
He probably said a lot of you know questionable things that like wouldn't be
seen in the same tint
One of his first podcast with IBEbs if you remember the beginning
Oh, yeah, they're fucking weirdos.
They're throwing hard R's and shit.
So it's like, I don't know, man.
It's interesting story.
We should stop talking about you.
Basically, it's cool that we were in his recommended.
Do you think he's actually watching like every episode though?
No, but I am curious who YouTube is recommending these videos.
Like, are we on P. Diddy's recommended?
Whoa.
Oh, I didn't even, I never thought about that.
If we're on Ethan, like, Ethan doesn't really strike me as like the typical no jumper supporter.
I don't think he's watching it.
I think he was watching it.
Is it kind of like the.
the audience members are on the fringe of like,
do I like this or not?
Like maybe disconnected their entry level.
You'd be surprised who watches this,
this,
watch is disconnected because I've had like,
should we got D Savage,
honorable,
uh,
you got,
yeah,
uh,
producer Loda Great who watches this.
Tevaloran.
Like,
bro,
like really like big names.
I'm like,
Teval Laurent watching this?
Yes,
man,
shout to Teval Laurent.
Right,
shout Tevaloran,
man.
He's,
he's,
he does all the Blue Bucks Clans,
like in,
oh really?
Wow.
Non-streamer.
Damn, that's why you promoted so much.
She pays you?
No, no.
Okay.
See, he's never wrong.
You for sure.
Like, nerd out of a nerd.
I love Blue Bluffs clan, all right?
Okay.
All right.
I said it.
I said it, Blasie.
Say it, don't spray it.
Five minutes before the podcast started.
Yo, Yuri, could you slap some Blue Blux Klan?
But speaking of spraying it,
100 episode at the end of the day yesterday.
Oh, my God.
Tiroz sprayed the whole bottle of champagne in his face, bro.
Do you think that that was just, like,
do you think he already understood, like, at that moment, like,
I'm going to look.
crazy?
No.
Or do you think that?
He was just like,
fucking I'm a swallow
and gallo.
No,
I realized a couple things
when I saw that,
actually.
First of all,
he went,
he got all,
you know all the champagne
got all on his body.
No,
it's spray, yeah.
He didn't even wash up
or not even going to go
straight to a concert
after that,
after that's stickiest head.
The slant,
the thing of Flanna
was probably sticking to it.
Oh my God.
She was going nowhere.
I know,
the perfect drip.
It like doesn't fold the wrinkles.
Damn.
Honestly,
you know what I was thinking is
Terelles is,
you know,
older than all of us.
I think we've all had the experience before where you try to chug a champagne bottle,
you realize there's pressure, there's carbonation.
It doesn't work.
I don't think he realized.
I feel like he should, by that age, you should know.
I think by the age of 19, like everyone knocks that out like sometime before they become an adult.
And you just learn right there like, okay, cool, you know, maybe shipping bottles isn't best around your face.
Bro, that is the screenshot they got to look crazy.
Oh, I'm not ready for the screenshot.
That sounds wild.
Oh, it looked crazy.
You know what's funny?
Honestly, when I was listening to it at first, and I, like, my eyes were, like, pointed somewhere else, so I didn't see it.
And then I saw the timestamps, like, some time stamps saying, like, yo, this part's crazy.
I clicked on.
I was like, yo, bro, that shit did, like, sway everywhere.
Like, looking into, like, a year from now, like, whenever we do the 100th episode or a year and a half, whatever it's going to be.
Yeah.
Could we expect you to do the same thing to a corona bottle?
To have the corona bottle come in my face?
You got to do the tornado.
The tornado, bro.
You got to do that.
Have you seen that thing?
That shit looks so good.
gay, bro.
I don't know how people are fan of that.
Make it not gay.
How is it not gay to do that?
On episode 38, you have so many episodes to practice until the 100th episode.
I don't, I'm not really into any type of alcohol culture.
But when I see motherfuckers do that shit, that's the coolest shit ever.
Right?
I try to do that shit with my gallon of water.
It don't spin the same.
I think got something to do with the carbonation or something like that.
Oh, well, you can try yourself because I'm not trying that.
You got to get rid of your gag reflex.
What's you got against tornadoes?
I got I have nothing to get straight is I'm not about to be going like this
bruh on my head for a man who puts his lips to a bottle all day every day yeah adding a little
spin a bottle that crazy come on you're reaching we're calling you out you're we calling you out
this episode what's up what you're drinking what's up what you drink putting your lips on
I'm calling you out I'm calling you out this episode you look you dress like a war zone skin right
now all right well you're talking about Tony hot pro skater deleted scenes
Speaking of which of all of us.
They can play a rebirth with his fit right now.
No, you're not talking.
It's like you're going to land.
It looked like you're going to land top prison.
I'm with it.
That sounds cool.
Top G.
I would never expect Blasey to wear such a plain hoodie.
You know what?
This hoodie took me a lot.
I actually got today in the mail, so I want to, you know?
Like H&M or something?
No, Rick Owens.
Wow, that's a Rick Owens hoodie?
Yeah.
Bro, why do they get scammed?
You got scammed, dude.
How much you pay for that hoodie?
You spend $2,000 on that hoodie.
I don't want to say how much I spent.
You are a plain hoodie?
Go to gap.
Bro, high fashion is weird, bro.
I'm sorry.
Got the good hood.
Is there anything unique about this?
Got the good hood?
I can show you a bunch of hoodies.
I could not wear that hoodie, bro.
I could not.
That's crazy.
Rick Owens is Mexican.
Yeah.
Rick owns is Mexican.
Okay.
But like.
I don't know,
but it's a plain hoodie.
Yeah, I mean, I could have went to H&M, sure, but you know what I'm saying?
I'm trying to do research and development on what it takes to kind of make these products.
Bro, no, to get plain designer.
You know what he's doing to him?
Yeah.
You're different kind of rich, bro.
No, for real.
That's right.
You're a million.
You're a different kind of rich, bro.
When you start getting designer so people don't even notice,
that's what I'm,
you made it,
you know,
no, no.
I just,
I'm very pick and choosy where I spend my money on.
Like,
in the weekdays,
you don't see me lollygagging,
kicking the can on the street.
I'm literally just plugged in at my office.
I'm on the groundhouse.
Wait,
wearing blank Rick Owens.
Come on,
that's great.
Wait, Blasie,
do you remember when Supreme dropped the,
the brick.
Yeah.
They said, they were like,
we only dropped the brick
to show that,
you know,
consumers are so dumb,
they'll buy anything.
I think Rick Owens hitting you
with the same shit.
What the fuck?
This is some kind of like...
It's so plain, dude.
Like,
we're pulling on $20 headies,
really.
Man, fuck this movie man, man.
You'd be on Etsy any other time.
You could have made him up.
Yo, what if this really is from Etsy?
Yo.
Okay, I don't mean to hate,
but it's like usually when you get a designer thing,
there's something distinct about it.
It just looks like.
There was a lot.
long-ass ribbon. That's what Rick Owens does with their pieces, but I ripped it off this morning.
I'm like, this shit looks a little weird. Oh, it was sewn on? Yeah, it's like a long-ass ribbon that,
like, extends past the hoodie, but I mean, it's just a hoodie. But how much you pay for that? Keep it a
I'm not going to talk about that. Let you tell the cart. 7-50.
Wow. Yeah, you're a different. I don't like to let you tell a car. I don't like to let you
you're different, bro. You're different. No, I'm not. You're different. Yeah, you're different.
Bro, I can't like, you know what I'm saying?
I had a successful drop.
Thank you to everyone who supported the Ashommy Ashley released this Friday.
And I don't, I wanted to buy like the craziest backpack.
I'm talking about like the nice.
No, this was like the coldest shit like anywhere.
But I don't, I'm always trying to do that.
So I was like, you know what?
I'm going to buy one thing and I'm going to keep it pushing.
I'm going to take my team to play some soccer and let's spend the rest on products, you know.
Oh, okay.
row.
But how expensive could a soccer match
were you buy?
150.
Water bottles,
Gatorade.
Yeah.
I mean,
it's nothing crazy.
You know what I'm saying?
But like you do want to put aside, you know,
some just to like,
you know,
buy a couple t-shirts.
So you had a soccer.
So let me get this.
Yes.
Oh,
you went into Rick Owens and got a $700
$700 manila folder.
And then you played a $80 game of soccer.
Bro.
Get the fuck about here.
It's a private,
it's a private little stadium.
Wait, honestly,
you just exposed.
stadium did look cool.
It was like a Wii.
It was like a Wii sport.
Shout to goals at the Southgate Park.
You kind of just exposed yourself.
You're like, oh, we had a successful drop.
So, hey, co-workers and teammates, I'm going to take you guys out for $150.
And buy the $750 jacket from my side.
And sweat, you fucking bastards.
Well, they should have dropped the ass trade in.
No, no, those are my teammates.
And, you know, 90% of the others had nothing to do with Ashley, but I'm going to still support them and respect.
How many goals you score?
How many goals?
A couple.
I ain't go like.
bro, listen, listen, listen, y'all, y'all don't know this shit about me, but I just play club soccer.
I got homies that I'll call right now and that we couldn't guess that.
I was too cold by eighth grade, but there's too many politics in my high school.
You feel me?
I didn't get to, I didn't get to make it fully.
No way.
Mr. Navarro was hating a paramount.
You know, but, hey, just know if it wasn't, you know, if it wasn't for graphics, maybe I'll still be falling back and like trying to wiggle my way into the MLS.
school soccer politics
I want to play
I want to play it
It looks actually kind of fun
It was very
It was a lot
It's the most like
Because my idea of exercise
Is I'll go for a walk
Or I'll hop on the treadmill
For like 20, 30 minutes
I haven't done like
You know just like
Accelerating
And then like bracing your body
For like two hours
And fucking like five years
Like what did you play
Like five on five or something
Yeah we pay a good five on five
Like it's like an outdoor
Same but it's hell of fun man
And you know
We're just
deciding to like implement it into our weekly schedule but next time y'all do that let me know
do that i'm playing did the winners get like a raise or something i won ha
you know what i'm saying but like and you got the jacket as the raise you're like i'm
he's like i got the jacket before no but on the topic of uh um of like soccer and shit like that
i do want to say well this doesn't really have much to do about soccer but i do want to bring up
a very serious topic for the chat oh shit guys i've decided to take september off with no type of
marijuana. Keep the devil's less away from me.
Speaking of which, let me spark this one up.
Let's go, Yuri.
We up one.
But that's kind of the biggest let you tell it.
I just dropped the nash tray.
I know, right?
And you're like, oh, I'm going to quit smoking.
You might as well start selling fucking cigarettes.
If you start vaping, I'm going to fuck you know.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm fucking.
I'm fucking.
I'm fucking.
You will never see me with a vape, bro.
You will never see me with a vape.
I've been like down bad with like the hominess with and like,
fucking let me just hit that.
And like, I still can't enjoy it.
Like, it's not.
It's lame, bro.
I never got into it.
You hit it because you're trying to get high, loki, and it doesn't make a lot of it.
I'm trying to get a little cushion with the pushing.
That shit don't get you high.
It just make you feel like a balloon, right?
I don't know.
I don't think I remember the last time I tried it.
I don't think I want to feel like a balloon.
For real, right?
I thought that was the whole game.
It's uncomfortable to touch you.
You know, people are just frugal as fuck a little bit, you know, weirdly.
But also on your topic about not smoking for a month, which good luck on your journey,
I just completed a month of no drinking.
Today's the 1st of September.
And I spent all of August not drinking alcohol.
So this is to everyone that has called me an alcoholic and said,
I can't go a day without drinking.
I've relapsed after a month.
I didn't drink before 11 today.
So cheers.
Let's go.
We all making progress right here.
The homie's not, he's stopping morning drinking and my homie did a whole month.
I did not say that.
Okay, we're not stopping morning drinking.
I'm joking.
I'm stopping.
I stopped morning drinking like when I was.
You know what I'm saying?
But like me personally, guys, it's just like an issue in my lungs.
I feel like I choke on like a blunt or like a bong or a dab.
It don't any type of like smoke like weed vapor.
I'm the worst now, bro.
Like I think in the last two years just hanging out with all these weed motherfuckers.
Y'all just be smoking too many dabs, bro.
That should be killing you.
Well, y'all got to stop giving me dabs.
No, it's the way Blasdy smokes I know.
I'm not going to do it, Blasie.
That's okay.
That's true.
But when you're when you're at your homie's house and there's a big.
a button on the screen that says dollar dabs guys
and here he puts a gun to your head like you're not fucking leaving
to you take your dabs it's a little hard
I have noticed it's the way Blasie smokes where like you
me and Toc we like we smoke to get faded and then we know like oh we're good
we don't want to smoke for whatever time Blasie's like a social smoker
where like you can literally leave a session if you enter another room where they're
in the middle of a session they pass you the blunt you're just going to hit it just
because you're like I'm good I'm the part of the session well I kind of
notice that thing with you. Well, maybe this
phrase isn't for the immature
audience members, but it's really about
the oral fixation. Pause.
That's what, no, it sounds
crazy. I'm just getting, I'm just
getting at the cigarette smokers.
Oral fixation is a thing. Yeah,
where it's like you just want to keep doing this.
Yeah, that's what I mean. Pick up some flower seeds.
No one sees nothing crazy about this.
Oh my. No. You see something crazy in
everything, bro. I think you're projecting.
You cannot go to, you cannot go to
a single county fair talking about
I know.
Yeah.
But I, you know, it's crazy.
I had a breakfast,
Gleazy the other day
was the best thing I've had my life.
Because Housephone,
let you tell it.
Remember, we were talking to Housephone about,
he was like, yeah,
I had a breakfast glizzy from fucking Lesvidels.
Shout to Orca, but.
A breakfast gizzy actually does sound kind of crazy.
I've been with that.
That shit was fire.
I was with them that day, he faced it.
That shit was not cool.
Bro, you guys know Pink's Tacos, right?
Yeah.
I've never been there, though.
Hollywood staple or whatever.
This might sound dumb,
but I've never been there,
but are the top?
tacos actually pink or have anything to do with the other pinks i mean uh pinks hot dogs sorry not pinks hot dogs
yeah pink tacos like vagina no pink tacos is on sunset that's actually a place though that is a place though
but it is a vagina as well anyways pink's hot dogs is like known to be this spot and hollered for hot dogs right
yeah i i never went there because it always has it always has a huge line and i'm like fuck that shit
dude one day i for some reason when skating like at six seven in the morning i pass by pink's hot dogs
i see it's open i see there's no one in line i'm like let me grab a glizzy right i love chili dogs
I grab a chili dog like at 7, 8 in the morning.
Bro, I swear to God, I can eat like a glizzy from like a county jail
and I'll finish the whole thing and lick my fingertips afterwards
because I love chili dogs that much.
I could not even finish half of this thing.
It was so gross.
Ah, damn.
And I was like, bro, this place is a hype.
I hyped up for like maybe glizzies in the morning is a bad idea or this place
is chided up, bro.
No.
You need to roll your ass to Gizzy Gladiator Survivor boot camp.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to go from the quarter inch.
Oscar Meyer to the
Gurthy County
Oh you're the winner chair
There's this place called
Like
Don't quote me on this
I think it's called dirt dog LA
Yep on Figaroa and Adams
Bro he's in the yeah
It's in the hood bro
You like I was looking at their menu
I'm like these niggins got the craziest glizzies
Bro they have
I'm talking about
Grizzies dressed up in any type of way of fashion
Brother like it was like supreme
glizzies with like all these like onions
and all this, like, it was like, damn there.
Ramin glissies, I think they got one of them.
Bro, they have, yeah, they have all this crazy shit.
Like, you wouldn't even think.
Once they start throwing, look, you know,
glissie with, like, fruit loops on a little shit.
You all you all.
You all.
Do your thing, but as soon as y'all start throwing sugary,
like, like syrup or fucking, like,
chocolate or something like that,
that's when I'm clocking out.
Like, y'all could do your thing.
Yeah, I don't like sweets with my food, bro.
Like, pineapple does not belong in pizza.
Let's talk about it.
Let's, honestly, bro, you have a really good point
because, listen, I do not fuck with sweets at all.
on any type of things
that's supposed to be savory.
Wait, wait, hold on.
I've never been a fan of terriaki,
barbecue,
none of that.
Salty and sweet do go together.
And like if you take maple and bacon,
maple bacon.
Like a cookie.
Maple bacon.
Bro,
maple bacon is nasty as fuck.
Canadian's got it fucked up.
Oh my God.
That shit is nasty.
We're losing 25% of our audience.
Y'all niggas got it fucked up.
That shit nasty as fuck, bro.
Yeah.
I tried that shit one time.
Let me give it a go.
It's crazy how to repin it that hard.
I'm sorry Canadian right here.
Yeah, like y'all can keep that.
No one's close.
claiming that. Yeah, God.
Also, like, do you think, like, on a crazier
subject, do you think, like, if you go to Canada,
like, you know how, like, out here?
So if you go to Canada, probably, I've never
been to Canada before. Actually, I have, but I've never been
in the grocery store. But you think, like, when you go to a grocery store, I'd be like,
all right, it says American bacon,
and then their bacon just says bacon doesn't say
Canadian bacon, right? You think that?
I think we for sure got, like,
I mean, because, like, you always see these weird-ass videos,
you know, whether it in Japan or England. They'll have,
like, a whole American section in, like, some of
these grocery stores where it'll be like a Pop-Tart and like a Snickers bar.
Dude, have you ever seen those pictures of like, you know, how you've seen Americans with
like, you know, random Japanese or Chinese words tattooed on random spots?
You're like, okay, it looks cool.
Have you ever seen a Japanese person with random English words tattoo?
It just is like water.
That's like, bro, like life.
And you're like, bro, it looks so corny.
I got that.
You seen the Japanese niggas that think they're like, well, not they, they are,
some of them are.
They really have a subculture out there.
They are like, nigga, they have like 18 street.
tat it and shit. They're in middle of Japan.
I'm like, bro, what the hell is this?
I was just watching a video about one of the dudes, Peter Santonello. He's like a YouTube
vlogger or whatever. He did a whole video with some dude in L.A.
and he like lives that same lifestyle. And his explanation for it was like, dude, I just
love the lifestyle. He's like, I moved out here to experience the lifestyle. I don't
gang bang. I don't participate in any of the stuff. I love lowriders. I love tattoos. I love
this whole image. But he's not really a gang bang. It's so weird.
Bro, those niggas look crazy. Not crazy.
What do you guys think about that?
I think like they, I wouldn't even want to walk by them, niggins.
I'm like, hell, no, these are you guys are crazy.
I think that shit's cool.
And like, you know.
Is that cultural appropriation?
I think there needs to be a more broader conversation of like defining what is cultural
appropriation because like, I'm sorry to see a trend where it's like, you know, you know,
and I'll speak on behalf of Hispanics.
Like a lot of Hispanics, we feel very close to our food.
Watch yourself now.
Watch yourself now.
Oh, God, right?
No, I mean, this is some truth, you know, and like, you see, you see comics just got canceled
for something like that.
But do you think.
do you think
Hispanics are cool with that shit
that's what my main thing
I mean well it's hard to define
just like Hispanics is one group
because you have a Latinx community
you have a community people
who don't get a fuck about all that
Cholo community
the Cholos don't get a fuck
you know because like what's gonna make you
like if you're a metal head right
which has nothing to do with race
right and you see someone else
kind of like embracing
you'd be like oh that's dope
you know Cholos are for sure
looking at that like damn like
so y'all really you know fuck with us like that
you know what's crazy about Latinx
I saw this statistic that said like
they have
had only polled like Hispanic people, right?
And out of like nine, out of a, actually 95 or 92% of the people who they pulled said they do not associate themselves with Latinx.
And it's like made up by woke white people.
I don't think I know anyone who, as a Mexican guy who's 27, I don't think I know anyone who's Latin X.
Yeah.
At least like popping it like, yo, Latinx.
What does that even mean?
Latinx.
Well, well, because Spanish pronouns, they have a lot of masculine and feminine suffixes.
Oh, yeah.
For instance, like, Ropa, like, A, that's kind of like feminine.
Same thing in Russian, too.
You know what I mean?
They'll have, like, a male and female version of words.
Exactly.
So, Latino is like, oh, what you mean?
Latino?
You mean only for men, you know?
So it's like, where it's like Latino is just like generalized.
It's not necessarily like, I'm not Latina.
You know what I mean?
It's kind of like a general thing.
But that's kind of like their biggest issue with that.
But like, you'd have to, you literally got reinvent the dictionary, the whole vocabulary.
That's crazy.
It's embedded into our language.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
So it definitely gets a little tricky.
But I don't think like the thing about like Japanese people, it's like the same thing.
You go to East LA, you're going to find an anime store.
You're going to see some some fucking dweeb who's Mexican who's like fully infactured with Japanese culture.
And I think that should be embraced.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't get offended by that.
I mean, just don't wear a sombrero.
You feel me?
Like really?
You think that's too far?
Yeah, but these niggers are getting actual gangs tatted like on their face and head and shit.
Some of them are, yeah.
Yeah, like, bro.
Like 18th Street and shit.
Bro.
Like, yes.
Insetres.
MS and all kind of crazy shit on their face and shit.
And I'm like, bro, they're in like the middle of like in Japan.
Yeah, and like Osaka and shit.
Yeah, just like in the middle of Japan, just chilling.
And that's where it's like, it's like, I'm kind of glad that the whole cultural appropriation
arguments kind of faded away now.
You don't see this often anymore.
But it's like, do Japanese people look at those people and be like, oh, you're
culturally appropriating the Hispanics of Los Angeles?
I think, I don't think they have those.
I think cultural appropriation really just happens amongst like, it's really based around America because you go to other countries.
It's all homogenized.
You know, you go to Korea, 99% of the people are going to be Korean.
You know what I mean?
Whenever you go to these countries that have like a mixing bowl or just, you know, we got African American, we got a Russian man, we got Hispanic man right here.
You know what I mean?
It's like America got a hell of different races.
So it's obviously going to be a topic of discussion.
But we go to Brazil, it's not really like, I don't know how I feel about.
this. If you go to Russia, it's like only
Russian people you meet. You know what I mean?
It's like, you don't really meet like, it's like if you see
someone who's out of town or you're like, oh, you must be a
tourist or oh, you work out here, that's
really interesting. Then you're like, it's actually an interesting
point in conversation, but out here, it's like, it's expected.
Everyone's, you know, from some point,
from somewhere else. Yeah, facts.
Yeah, you almost got to assume it down near that
like, you know what I'm in the immigrant, myself.
I wasn't born here, you know? I can't become president.
Can you? I want to become
president. Were you born in the United States
of America? Yeah. You have the ability.
No, I, listen, you want to become president?
I want to become mayor, but that is never going to happen in my life.
And I don't think it should.
You know what I'm saying?
That would be dope, though.
Imagine?
Like a high idea of mine is like, bro, like, you can Loki run it up on Instagram, you feel me?
Maybe have the chat come out to the polls and like, guys, free chicken and sprite with all your orders and Coke and beef.
Mayor is a stepping stone to president.
Like, to become president, you have to become like a politician or mayor or governor at some point.
Hey, you know what I'm saying?
If you were mayor of Los Angeles, that would be the funniest shit in the world.
Activist is coming back.
Yo, can we try to make that happen?
Because I think, bro, I think that would be actually funny.
It really is like a popularity, a popularity contest.
At the end of the day, yeah.
So you think if Andrew Tate came to California and he was like, vote for me, guys.
Bro, he would go crazy.
I think you had to be like a California.
No, because Arnold Schwarzenegger was born in like fucking Germany.
Austria or something like that.
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
Yeah.
But, bro, speaking of Arnold, random topic, but that video of him with a cigar, do you know
I'm talking about.
Not at all.
That shit's so badass where he's basically, it's like him when he's like 20, 30 or something
like super young.
He's smoking a cigar and he's just like, you see me?
He's like, I smoke a cigar wherever I want.
He's like, you got to find a little cuddy spot to smoke your cigars.
I ain't no bitch.
I smoke my cigars wherever the fuck I want.
It's just like a boss-ass video of Arnold.
But that was probably also around the time when you were able to smoke at like Denny's
and shit like that.
Old.
Oh, it's old.
You can't pop it like that in the 90s.
You can say that in 2020.
If you're smoking a cigar here, you're just.
tripping. Everyone's going to kind of like
look at you funny if not think about you funny.
You know what I mean? If you're just in the cut smoking a
fucking fucking
actually you know what's interesting. It kind of said a lot about society at the time
in that video because he said he was like
my wife doesn't like me smoking cigars
but her dad put me on to smoking cigars
so my wife can't say shit because she can't talk shit to her dad.
And I was just like that was the thing back in the day.
You know what I mean? Like you can't go against your parents. You know what I mean?
Like going against your parents is a fucking so normal nowadays.
You're like fuck you. I do whatever the fuck I want. But like back
in the day it's like you know don't be smoking
cigars. It's just like your dad, your pops told me to, it's fine. You know, you're like,
whatever. I don't think I've ever been specifically told to not smoke a cigar by my family
I've never smoked a cigar. You know what? Every time I've came across like some kind of like weird
ass little like cigar situation. I always hit it. They got in, they got give me the five minute,
you know, little introduction. Okay, you puff it, bro. You don't really inhale it. And like I hit it once.
I'm like, this is stupid. Like, where's the, where's the weed at? Yeah. So it's more like some, I think
Cigars is more like some Alley cat shit
Where you just like posted in the alley
It's some old head shit
It's the opposite
I think you're just having a conversation
But really not trying to smoke like that
I feel like most people who are into cigars
They go to like lounges
And like they hang out like boss ass rooms
Those are popular in Florida
I went and in New Orleans as well
Wow
Yeah I don't think it's like an alley thing
I think it's like it's some boss thing
But I feel like it's really
What is it for really
It's like maybe you don't smoke weed
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Chill with the homies I guess
What is that one movie called where it's like, it's like the old, it's like an old ass gangster movie, but it's like all niggas and they own like a casino and shit.
I've seen like 10 movies, bro.
Any of the niggas know here?
Like casino royale or some shit, I'm assuming?
What?
Ocean's 11.
No, it's like a bunch of niggas.
They own a casino.
They shoot.
It's like they got.
They shooting?
Oh, I know that one.
They're shooting guns.
Okay, I remember that.
Black niggas though.
It's like, ah, fuck.
What is that shit?
I think it's in New York, too.
Bro, there's no way I remember this.
Y'all niggas don't know.
Shit.
No.
Harlem Knights.
Harlem Knights.
Still, I mean, I've heard of that shit.
Bro.
I think it's Harlem Night.
You didn't know what Greece was.
Excuse me?
Like, like, like, from a pan?
The play, bro.
Because I'm not watching a fucking play.
Why the, the only play black people watch is Medea's family reunion.
Let's keep it a beating.
Who's watching Greece?
Let's keep it a fucking being right now.
I swear to God, bro.
90% of the chat knows what Greece is.
Because they were forced to watch it.
No one's over here.
Like, dude,
Grease, let's put it on.
Yeah, right.
You were a different person.
Yeah, like, you've seen West Side Story by four times.
Y'all be playing grease.
Like, fuck it.
I'm going to clean the crib today.
I'm going to have grease in the background.
Oh, it's raining outside.
Looks like a great grease day.
Yeah.
No, fuck out of here.
I feel like you're older than me and you're making me feel old right now.
No, but, okay, I'm older to you, but I'm not white.
That's the thing, bro.
Like, yeah.
That's the thing.
It got to do sub.
It got to do sub shit, bro, because I never heard anyone.
I've never even heard.
heard the word Greece since fucking breakfast.
My mom would have been like, my dad brought home Greece on a, on a fucking, what was
a VHS back then?
VHS?
My mom, what the fuck is?
We ain't watching this shit?
Yeah, bro.
It's a good love story.
But honestly, after I talked about Greece the other day with Toke, like offstream,
I realized I was like, Greece doesn't have any black characters.
Exactly.
That's it.
It's all white people.
Wasn't it shot at Hollywood High, too?
No, it shot at Venice High.
High.
Yeah.
school.
Oh.
They filmed in front of his locker.
No way.
Let you tell it.
Let you tell me.
I know you're a big Greece fan because you really just picked that fact out of your
pocket.
No,
I just,
as a matter of fact,
Venice.
No,
no,
shout out to German and Venice.
I was watching a German and Venice video.
And he was making a video about Venice.
Always blaming it on German.
That is strange,
actually.
But he was saying,
um,
they filmed it here.
I want German and Venice doing an extensive,
uh,
video on Hollywood High.
We got some,
uh,
there's a lot of information.
He can be like,
how you doing everybody?
This is,
school behind me is a complete bullshit.
Oh, God.
That's not a nigga.
Like, Beetlejuice came here.
He was like this high school behind me.
A lot of homeless be here.
A lot of homeless.
He doesn't have a Jamaican accent.
Yeah.
He's German.
I'm no, I tried to do my...
That's my best German accent.
What's a German accent like this?
You know, it's crazy?
I live in Switzerland in the German part for two fucking years and I cannot do a German
accent for...
I don't know why.
Really?
You got to learn German probably.
I don't know a little bit of German, actually.
But it's known to be the hardest language to learn.
It, bro, that shit is different.
I gave up on trying to learn that shit.
That's a different.
Pigladen's the hardest language to learn.
You're like, how do you say Corona and please pass me one in Germany?
That's all I need to know.
Yeah, how do I say glizzy?
Isn't it just like weiner?
Vener.
They say sausage out there.
They don't say like hot dog.
But they be saying sausage like the word, huh?
Yeah, they say sausage like this.
Because they also made the word burger, right?
So if you-I don't know.
So you're getting too deep.
If you choked in Germany, Allie would have been like, you choked on the sausage.
Yeah.
It's in Switzerland, by the way.
You cannot go out sad in Switzerland.
You got to stick to a burger diet out there.
No lizzie's.
What happened to the homie?
Bro, he's in Switzerland.
He fucking ate us.
He choked on a sausage.
You know, it's crazy.
They have these like traditional Swiss sausages that are so fire, bro.
If you have one, you'd be like, nigga, this is crazy.
I'm down to Swiss it up.
You know what I'm saying?
Bring a platter next time.
We should have world's food.
Maybe we bring like some Mexican food, some Russian food.
And just eat the whole pot.
They'd be pissed.
Hey, speaking of food, I saw, okay, I don't have too much detail on this topic.
But I just saw, like, on Instagram that DC Comics, like, release some sort of a comic line to promote, not promote, but, like, kind of like celebrate Hispanic culture.
And the way they did it was they made superheroes holding random Mexican dishes, such as burritos, tacos, all this stuff.
And people got upset.
They were like, what?
This is how you're, you know, celebrating our culture.
That's kind of racist.
I was like to say, that's kind of racist before you even said that.
Yeah.
What do you think about it?
Man, well, here's the thing that.
The quickest culture identifier is food.
Wait, before you say that.
And before you say that,
burritos,
ain't even made.
That was made in Texas.
Yeah,
that's what I was about to say.
I heard burritos are not even technically.
Yeah,
Riley taught me that.
Shout to Riley.
She told me that's not even traditional.
But I think,
here's my thing.
I think food should be left off limits,
bruh.
You go to TJ,
you go to Mexico,
brother,
there's sushi spots.
There's pizza spots.
You know what I'm saying?
Like,
we should all just enjoy food.
If they were going to celebrate
Russian culture,
I'm sure they would have
a jello plastic.
There would have been...
No, no.
No, Russians are not known for their food.
They would have had some sort of big fuzzy hat.
They might have, if they were gone too far,
they might have had a bottle of vodka in their hand.
Potatoes might have been around.
You know what I mean?
Like, or whatever.
I like to think that there was probably a whole art board
of all the different iterations they made.
And they had one with like a sombrero and a lowrider.
And they were watching Taiga's video.
They're like, yo, we can't do this.
Let's stick with the takeout bag.
But what would be the appropriate way for them to celebrate the culture?
I'm cool with that.
I mean, like, throw Chihuahua, maybe, you know what I'm saying?
That's crazy.
A chihuahua?
Put a poncho on them.
That's like paris-on-on-o-on-spy-Man.
I don't know.
Like, maybe put like the Spider-Man, like,
I would just say, leave it alone.
How about that?
Like, yeah, I don't know if Spider-Man needs to be Mexican for a day.
Leave it alone, bro, because it's like.
Like, we're cool with them being white.
Why don't you just like make a little paragraph like,
hey, yo, happy, you know, this is for American heritage.
Did you all know, Dr. Strange was half Mexican?
Or something, bro.
Like, you don't have to do all that.
DC Universe was like, yo, we already made half our characters gay.
What can we do at this point?
But you said, who found out on Instagram?
Who found out on Instagram?
I forgot who posted it.
I actually, it was, speaking of it.
It was A food I heard of you or your favorite newscast.
You ain't hard full.
You just reminded me, but speaking of Instagram, something happened to you on Instagram today that you posted.
What did I post?
Your whip.
Oh, my God.
No, no.
But before you start that, oh, my shit.
Hold on to your plane ticket.
You will need to take off soon.
But I am starting a no-time.
page, bro, of Uri
morning story posts. Of all the
inaccurate... I'm ready to get into this
right now. Politically adjacent
topics that he throws out, bro. He said
some stupid shit this morning. He's like
electric cards are so dumb
because, dude, you got to like... I'm going to let you guys
argue why I go take a piss. I will... I will defend
this. I will... I don't want to waste
to Tokes time because I'm sure he's not interested in this.
Maybe half... You know, some of the audience might not be interested
either, but I'm ready to defend this. That
electric cars, I don't... Here's the thing.
Is California and a bunch of companies
are promoting it as if it's like the do all save all this by electric car you're saving the
world no it's like there's all their alternative such as the things i messaged you like we need to
focus on public transportation not focusing on every single person having their own individual car
but we are relay relying on some external variable right there which is like tax money you feel
me where it's like in order to install solar panels doesn't necessarily it costs as much to run a whole
bus company um yes but then also blaz it you were saying like oh like
Like, you know, cars have solar.
Okay, so the argument that Blasey's talking about here is like I posted the things talking about how California had made this public announcement asking the people of California saying, please don't charge your electric cars because we're suffering from black outages.
And then a week before they made this post, they said by 2035 we're only selling electric cars.
That's official.
No more gas cars, right?
That's already official.
How the fuck.
Okay, that's already 13 years in the future.
But how are you going to promote only electric cars when you're saying, please don't charge your electric cars?
We can't even handle this shit.
You know what I mean?
It's like that doesn't even make sense.
But that's not even the only argument.
You were saying like, oh, these cars, they charge solar panelies, so they don't even need to be charged, whatever.
Some.
Not all.
No.
There's only like one or two cars and they're definitely not a Tesla that actually generate enough electricity to run themselves.
They're like three-wheeled cars.
There's no four-wheeled sedan or SUV that can charge itself through solar panel and run daily.
There's no car that could do that.
Okay, cool, but check it out.
So if we turned back time 13 years ago, we didn't have the sophistication on, you know, electric power that we do today.
I'm just going to assume that in 13 years from now, bro, you could just click that shit and it's already, you know what I'm saying?
You're not worry about power.
Well, my argument.
And with the whole, sorry.
No, you're good.
My argument with you was basically saying, like, I feel like we need to not focus on having.
electric cars as a solution, but more focusing on
let's actually clean up our public transportation
and make it so people want to use it and I'm not scared to use it
and make better versions of it.
That was going to be my common ground with you, actually.
It's like, I could see them in the 13 years from now.
They're going to implement electric buses and public transportation.
They got to make sure people aren't doing heroin
and people aren't getting robbed every night on that bus stuff.
That's only in L.A., bro.
Everybody's not scared to take the buses anywhere else.
You think so?
It's like, I'm not scared to take the bus.
You think people are scared to take the bus in Arizona?
No.
That's true.
But the thing about like, I mean, even the bus drivers don't really have a tolerance for that
shit, you feel me?
The train's a little bit different because no one's really like running that shit, running,
like running.
I've seen crazy shit on the train.
But a bus driver, like, they'll pull over and be like, yo, like, it's time to go, bro.
They'll just assign a police officer to the next, the next thing happened.
But then also my homie scumbags, shot to, you know, scumbags.
He was stabbed on a bus by a homeless man, random.
Oh, my God.
Once again, in LA.
In LA.
I'd be hearing these freak homeless stories of people just getting like randomly like mauled and shit like that's just crazy.
Malled?
That was basically a malling.
Yeah, that's, yeah.
His stories fucked up, dude.
Bro, if you get stabbed by a home.
Oh my God.
That's so stressful because stab period, bro.
You go on, that's traumatic.
And you know what's even more fucked up is sometimes I'll tell this story to other people and they'll be like, I would have never let that happen.
I would have knocked them out.
I would have done this.
You know what he said?
He said that he was literally minding his own business on the bus looking one direction.
and he feels like a nudge.
He said that he thought someone was like asking him to move over.
He said like he just feels like a nudge on his thigh.
He turns around and he sees a knife in it.
And he was like, oh, I've just been stabbed.
You know what I mean?
Like it was just kind of thing like where this dude just did it for no reason randomly, sucker punch.
I'm a stab back.
With what?
With his knife.
And take it out of you and stab back.
Yeah.
Nigel, what do you think you?
Okay.
You're crazy.
Yeah.
But going on to like the homeless me, hey, bro, one time when I was like 17, bray, this homeless.
dude, we were just skating down the boardwalk, right?
This homeless dude comes out of nowhere, bro, just chasing us with a shovel, bro.
To kill you guys?
He was like, he was just chasing us.
Like, he's smashing it on the ground trying to hit us.
Like, he's getting close trying to hit us and shit.
No way.
Bro, it was a crazy shit for no reason.
We were on skateboarding and shit trying to like go.
This dude was the fastest nigga in the world, bro.
He was falling off a-keeping up with all of us, bro.
Like, literally, it was so crazy.
He chased us for so many blocks.
And I was like, yo, what the fuck was that?
I have a similar story where if it happened to,
to me nowadays, I feel like this guy could have gone
in way more trouble. But like back in the day when I was
like 13, I was hanging out at this public
park, me and my homie were like, let's go to 7-Eleven,
grab some drinks, whatever, we go to 7-Eleven, on
our way back, we passed by a homeless man.
We didn't even say word to him. He just sees us
and he just starts yelling at us
saying like, you see that park
over there? I went to, I was in
the military, I went to Vietnam.
I paid for that park. You kids are
ungrateful, blah, blah, blah. He's yelling at us
for no reason. We're like, fuck you, grandpa.
And we're trying to get him. And we're trying to
get away from him and the same thing he starts following us dude and then we go to like this
like there's like a jungle gym and we climb to the very top or whatever where he can't go and
he's at the bottom yelling at us still and he fucking takes his pants down and moons us and he's like
oh fuck you kids and he's like 40 you got a hobo ass in your face yeah we had dirty hobo ass in our
oh no no it was like 10 feet you're getting like pink eye regardless yeah if you're in the 10 foot
vicinity especially if you let out a little toot oh my god speaking toots bro i got a to
the face the other day actually from the homie chibu for a donation not for a donation
you've you tooted in this nigger face
bro come on we already talked about this on stream so i feel uncomfortable talking about it
wait why would you hop on for a second bro yeah come here come here yeah we should bring
chibou on couple minutes come here real quick you got let's explain this
because this sounds crazy also i got boned a pig apparently there's some goat fuckers in
or donkey fuckers donkey fuckers well that's talk about no no no no we're
All right.
So why?
Why was your,
no, no, no.
Explain why your face was next to his butt ass.
This one right here.
Wait, also on top of it, a little bit, one more piece of detail.
It was 40 seconds into meeting him.
Yeah, that one right.
And you just already got your face buried in cheeks?
Bro.
What?
Not buried in cheeks.
Look at me.
I have no pink eye here, man.
I'm fine.
Brat.
I'm just saying that, like, it was just unexpected.
All, first of all, stop that there.
Then right there.
So what happened?
So this is what happened.
Wait, wait, first I introduce yourself to the...
Oh, yes, yes.
Oh, I'm a cheap.
Oh, talking to the mic.
I'm Chi Bu, nice to meet you.
How y'all doing today?
Yeah.
Shout to Chi Boo.
Shout to Chi Boo.
Hey, man.
I'm just explaining the story straight up, man.
So, this is the first meetup.
We meet and Yuri for the first time, okay?
God.
You feel me?
And after that, I ain't know who Yuri was, but, like, it was important to both them
niggins.
So I was like, I bet.
You know, I'm a rowdy nigga type shit all the time.
So I was going to stay composed, visit him.
So I was on TikTok.
And you know, TikTok is the land of the butts.
Like, the Nya, the Bunda.
Like, it was so much ass on my TikTok, you feel me, for you page.
I was scrolling.
The good lives.
Like, I'm telling you big butts, like, you know, the dokey blasts was fat.
You know what I'm so?
So I'm happy as shit.
Like, you know, like, I'm a man, you feel me?
I'm 18.
Like, come on, like, the grown.
The girl, the man.
Nick, how?
Tell me honest.
I almost forgot.
I'm like, nigga what the fuck.
So the ass was fat.
I'm looking at the meat clap.
Yo!
Strike one.
You see?
So I got brick, right?
And we pulled up on this niggas garage, bro.
You know, I got bricked.
So I didn't want a nigga to see my dick and shit.
So I had to you fart on the niggas as a diversion.
Ah, shit.
You were horny as fuck.
You see Yeri.
You gave it a little two.
It was a good diversion.
It was a diversion so he don't see my dick and bull.
I would have never expected he had a boner because I was running away from a fart.
I feel like that's.
the only time it's appropriate to do that.
What the fuck you got going on, bro?
Like, what the fuck is you?
$5 fart in your face donations, are you really?
This is crazy.
Are we getting there?
I had to protect my bull.
Well, I appreciate the diversion because it would have been way more awkward if I had met
him and I was like, oh, oh, okay.
You know what I mean?
You know, like, that would have been worse.
You can't weigh me though because like I'll go on my explore page on IG.
You see, they got the Instagram model with the meat.
But I'm not getting...
So, wait.
Let me get this.
straight. Let me get this straight.
I'm going in corner.
You never met this nigga.
You walked into his house with hard dick.
No.
And you farted in this nigga's fake because you didn't want him to see a.
He shot a truck.
And I got hard.
You was in the car with hard dick with these nicks.
What's this?
I had one.
I had one more amazing piece of information.
I've heard enough.
I think Tokes jealous.
Yo.
Oh.
Riley's first appearance on Disconnected.
Good quote.
Wow.
Dave.
Yeah.
I want to do speak on that because first of all,
do not be inviting
niggins to the crib without telling me.
You cannot
do not have African Americans
at your house without telling me, bro.
This will really go jealous.
He was in the chat like,
who are these black guys with you?
Like, blah, blah.
And I'm just like, what role?
You didn't tell me we're exclusive.
Y'all are for show exclusive.
Jesus Christ, bro.
Right, all right.
And then let's get on this stuff.
So, dude, I click on the stream, boom.
These niggas are talking about
fucking donkeys.
I, okay.
This is where I could take part of the blame.
Yuri, come on, bro.
Yuri pulls up a donkey fucking documentary on YouTube
for everyone to see how people fuck donkeys.
You are suspended from disconnected for like an episode.
And then you're going to get mad at me
because I ask, have you seen something?
I didn't say.
And then, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're still a dogfucker, let me land.
Let me land.
Let me land.
Let me land.
Let me land.
I'm taking that same plane after.
Let me fucking land.
Let me land.
Land. Go, go.
These niggas over here talking about
the nigger you just seen
and there's another dude, two more guys
off camera, these
niggas talking about, oh,
there has to be a reason while they're doing
this. It might work.
What for what, nigga?
Work what?
They said this on fucking camera.
Hell no.
You want to hop on to defend yourself?
You know, defend yourself.
I don't remember anyone saying this.
This thing is right here.
Shout to Ricky.
Shout to Ricky.
What's going on?
A couch full of animal fuckers is crazy.
Real quick.
I'm not saying it's right to do.
But I just say, like, if it was bad, these niggins wouldn't do it.
It wouldn't be famous to do.
That's all I'm saying.
No.
I suppose for liking certain type of weird pornography.
Yeah, but I'm not giving them a reason.
I'm not trying.
There's a reason.
It might be okay.
Like, no.
This nigga is.
I never said it was.
This thing is justified donkey fucking.
That is wild.
Wait, hold on.
Justifying donkey fucking.
I'm just saying.
You truly are.
Toke, you need to watch this documentary because what you're doing right now is you're making fun of a culture that's been doing this for hundreds of years.
That'll mean this right.
And you're making fun of them, bro.
That doesn't mean that's right.
There's people that don't eat cows.
You eat beef all the time.
Bro, donkey.
Take it like this.
Listen.
You being black.
You being black.
All right.
So there's a lot of things growing up being black.
Yeah, there's a lot of things growing up being black, you know, just stuff that you do just because you've seen older black people do it.
And then you do it.
around people who aren't black and they just kind of like
scratched their head a little bit, right?
It's culturally did. It's different.
It's different. I see his old niggas eat chitlins all the time.
I never had a chitlin in my mother's right.
What the fuck out of here?
So you're influenced
you're influenced by the
by the donkey funky.
I wouldn't say influence.
It sounds like you're influenced.
No, bro.
You came with a PowerPoint presentation.
No, no.
No, no, no.
Stop.
Tok is misrepresenting everything.
Yeah.
The chat was donating.
This was my first time on streamer Ricky.
The chat was donating saying,
Ricky, ask you about the orange situation.
I had to explain the orange situation.
We were talking about fucking inanimate objects.
And then I was like,
oh, have you guys heard about this donkey video?
It was just like, it was a snowball effect.
I'm the only one here who hasn't fucked an animal or a fruit.
At this point,
I'm feeling left out.
This nigga can't go next to petting zoos,
produce.
Oh my God.
The P-word is just out for this thing.
God damn.
Bro.
Yeah.
It's, okay.
You're not allowed around the candles.
the dog parks.
Especially with a camporder.
I'll ask if you,
have you,
somebody ever seen it?
And that's why you've been so passionate
the last five minutes.
Sorry.
That's why you've been so passionate
and allowed the last five minutes
because you have been looked at
as the dog fucker.
And you're trying to find the new,
the new person to point out.
In the culture,
the women wouldn't let you sleep with them
unless you had did it already.
Hell not.
To become a man.
I'm salivate.
I'm salivate.
Okay, y'all watch the video.
That's where I'm like,
okay, we got to find some sort of bridge.
I'll fuck my hand before I fuck a donkey.
I don't know where the hell is that?
Liberia?
Brough.
I'm not doing that.
This is crazy.
And it's like, bro, like a donkey pussy.
Are you serious, bro?
That's wild.
You don't know that has to be the pussy, though.
Don't don't don't monkeys kick you if you get behind them too?
In that, in that documentary, the girl, they interviewed girls as well from that same village.
And the girls were saying, guys, guys, they get fucked by donkeys?
No, no, the girls said the guys who fuck donkeys fuck better.
Little, word for word.
What do you say?
What do you have against facts, bro?
Yo.
Bro.
Are you?
She said it.
Not me.
I don't want to be the first podcast to like enable donkey fucking.
I'm not enabling it.
I don't think it's right at all.
I don't think,
disclaim.
I don't think it's right at all.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not agreeing or disagree.
But we also did.
It's just information we saw and we're like,
y'all got on my ass and y'all niggas are really justifying this.
This is crazy.
This is a terrible way.
I never tried to justify it once.
Y'all nigga.
You watched it.
What would you do?
What would you do?
What would you do?
What would I do?
You couldn't have sex with the love of your life because you've not fucked the donkey.
What you do?
Then I'm celibate.
The love of your life?
I'm fucking.
Yeah, me too.
I'm literally turning cold and pale.
Wait, wait, no, hold on.
To add to his question, what if the love of your life is in front of you, you have the biggest crush on her?
You know you love her.
You want to fuck her.
All this shit.
She's giving you the vibes.
Fuck that.
No, no, hold on.
Hold on.
But on top of that, all your friends and family have also fucked the donkey.
Bro, what kind of family are you?
Bro, what?
Listen, if I was born into it, that's different.
That's what I'm saying.
But like as a twilight, like, hmm, let me, let me go on Wikipedia.
Let me, let me research it.
I can't do that.
Bro, you could be fucking Mother Teresa.
I don't give a fuck about your pussy.
I'm not fucking you to get, like, I'm not fucking a donkey in order to get to you.
Okay.
That's where I draw the line.
That's a, that's a, when I'm on a day, when I'm on a day and the girl asks me my boundaries,
I'm throwing fucking donkey fucking in there because apparently that's like a deal breaker with women.
Wow.
With some women.
Come on.
Some women.
No blanket statements here.
I'm sorry.
Wait.
Don't wait.
I'm sorry.
Liberia is in what?
That's in Africa.
It's in Africa, right?
Don't have educated right now.
They're probably black doing it.
That's crazy.
No.
Yeah.
Don't put that on blacks.
Yes.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
What are you doing right now?
They are.
I'm saying.
You're still like on the other side.
Nah, brad.
Some of your kind of your kind of doing it.
You might have.
I'd never been to Africa one time, bro.
Never too late.
I don't say my kins.
I don't know them niggas like that, bro.
No.
Don't do that.
Hell not.
I mean, bro, you're just, you half stepping, though.
You know, you go from canine to, you know what I'm saying?
Donkey, maybe next.
That is a dog fucker.
Bro, what are you talking about?
We've unpacked that for two hours.
He's like, yo, have y'all seen these funny videos online?
I don't know.
They'd be fucking, like, these girls fuck dogs.
Y'all like that shit.
We're like, what the fuck are you are?
All I said was, have you seen?
it, that was it, and we moved on.
And we know, we told you immediately delete all your history.
Throw away your computer.
We talked to Josh.
We're like, Josh, please delete that from the podcast.
The donkey man.
I'm not a donkey man.
You're facilitating donkey fucking.
No, I'm an information here.
Niggins from the film Jackass Six.
So I can tell you about people doing heroin in the alley.
Does that mean I do heroin in the alley?
Maybe.
If you're watching them like that?
No, I have.
Okay.
You know what?
All right, man.
You donkey enabler.
Man, first thought we got,
Oh, let's get down.
Yeah, the drip check.
Yeah, the drink.
Yeah, the show.
Shout out to Ricky for joining the podcast.
Thank you so much for hopping on.
Let me know what the deal is, who you are.
Oh, yeah, my name is Ricky.
I make YouTube videos.
It's like a vlog.
Pretty much whatever I do in a week, I just sum it up into a video and post it.
How did you meet this demented motherfucker?
So.
Don't say Russ.
No, not Russ.
So basically, I was just like scrolling through my Instagram Discovery feed and I saw this, like, funny video where
Ricky was going through some sort of like library or something like that.
And he had a filmmaker behind them.
and a worker of the library came up to him saying,
hey, hey, hey, no filming.
And he was like, oh, she identifies as a camera.
Oh, that was you?
And then I reposted that because I was like, yo, I was like, that's fucking hilarious, right?
And then he replied to that like, yo, that's me.
You know, I was like, what the fuck?
And then I followed him, he followed me back.
And then I was thinking about starting this new podcast series on my channel,
Harmonious hour every Wednesday is where like I interviewed different guests.
And I was just like, let me see him.
I was like, let me see him down.
I'm a bitcho ass, bro.
I'm a fuck you up.
Wow.
You'd have to fight him.
Fight for my love, guys.
Yeah.
You come in at a crazy angle talking about a podcast.
You really just want to meet him.
Yeah, this is like a sliding niggins.
Yeah, thinking you slick.
Donkey fucking.
That's your first meetup.
Y'all's on stream.
You ever seen this donkey fuck?
The harmonious game chats to blame because they were just like,
Ricky Ask You about, no, Ricky Asked about Birkenstocks.
Ricky asked you about oranges.
Oh my God.
Ricky asked you about Chuck.
Like all of this.
I was just like, bro, you guys are making the worst, like, first impression
where I got to explain.
Those are mine.
It's almost like, you're just like a sex offender when it comes to like streaming.
Don't say that.
You have to go around your neighborhood and be like, hey, I fucked the norm.
Let me explain what Birkenstocks are.
Honestly, Loki.
Let me explain what Burk and stocks are.
Speaking of which.
Yeah.
Every time you go on a stream, you have to like kind of like, the chat will tell it.
Yeah.
Honestly, no, you're low key right because I have had people on the stream before
where I was just like, hey, before it even starts.
Right.
If people ask about oranges, ignore it.
You know what I mean?
Whatever it is.
You just got to tap in with their mods and just ban the word orange and like every type of spelling of it.
You could spell orange so many different ways along with that.
They do that with your stream?
They start throwing the threes in the two.
Well, I haven't banned orange yet.
You've never tried it again since then, be honest.
If you ban orange or fake.
I'm telling you, bro, I hate that I have to speak on this again.
But like as soon as it was over, the process was over, I was overwhelmed with such a level and feeling of shame, guilt.
Like, why did I just do this?
You know what I mean?
like I was just bad feelings
I was just like I'm never doing this again
I can't believe all this down bad
but I'm not gonna feel bad because I know
every single one of us here
has been down bad enough 18 years
Nope nope
and orange
Oh yeah your mic did turn off
Mike's off
Maybe for a good reason you're about to see some crazy shit
But listen no never in my
27 years on this earth
Have I ever fucked an inanimate object
Beyond my hand.
You're 27?
Yeah.
How are you?
I'm 32.
32.
How are you here?
Damn.
Oh, 28.
How are you?
I'm 22.
Oh, shit.
I'm lucky I lived in, you know what I mean?
Type shit.
On God.
That's what I'm doing you.
Hey, we fed check in in the four years.
Where are you from?
I'm from Indiana.
I lived in Chicago for like a few years or whatever, but then we moved out there.
Do you move to Indiana?
Yeah.
What is there to do out there?
Shit, man.
Look at corn.
Look at trees, gross, stuff like that.
Oh, God.
I drove through Indiana one time.
I wish I was joking.
It's just gas stations and fucking corn.
Cornfields and shit.
Yerry broke his mic, so technically.
I didn't do anything.
Are you a Colts fan?
I can still loki hear you though.
We could like, what if I like fuck up my shit?
Yeah, yeah, Yuri shit's like.
Hello.
Talk in your mic?
Yeah, no, it's out.
Yeah, his is out.
Yeah.
I just heard about the pot and you stop like.
But back, yeah, you can not accuse me and be like,
I know you done.
something weird blasi the most i ever messed up on was like i'm not gonna i was at some i was
spending the night somewhere and uh it was a long night i needed some extra stimulant to go to sleep right
some natural stimulant yeah so i ain't gonna lie bro i saw lotion bro i picked up lotion and 10 minutes
into me doing my thing i realized it was glitter lotion and i was getting burned
Yeah.
Swear to God.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Can I just say that happened?
Lotion's overrated.
Lotion's overrated?
I did not try to.
You were too like, uh.
I'm just calling how I see it, man.
Tell tell a jelly.
Yo, yo, yo, yeah.
I'm an um, okay, thank you so much.
Um, number one.
Oh, shout out Boston with the technical.
That's what.
That's not.
Y'all, y'all throw plug chats, plug emojis into his comment section right now.
Adam,
Adam threw boss in.
to like a gladiator feel to fight for the job.
And Bossa, unfortunately, won.
So if no jump, if no jumper ever does host the fight night, y'all are definitely on the undercard.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Why would you say that?
That would be, that would be good.
That would be cool.
You would be in the sumo wrestling, the wrestling match.
I will, I'll probably, like, be fighting like Flaco or something like that.
Like, I'm down.
You're losing.
I'm telling you, as a guy who played basketball against Flaco, he can push you like a
motherfucker.
No, what you got to do?
With the, with the boxing gloves, just fucking hit him in his nuts.
fucking done. You know, you know that's illegal
in boxing? I'm getting kicked out
and going to really watch any sports
to you. No. I was going to say that's completely illegal
to watch the Food Network. That's not bad.
I could tell.
Geary, but you are... Hey, don't body shame, man.
Yeah.
Oh, God. My bad. Before I fucking
orange shame you, like I had the last
30 minutes. Produe shame. But speaking
about shaming, you
want to speak on the fits or like... Yeah, let's
get into it. Let's go left to right.
All right, let's do it.
What you got for your fit on?
Oh, my fit?
Yeah.
Okay.
That shirt is funny, though.
I see the play on it.
All balls, no brains shirt available at shop Ricky.com.
Is that a play on like the all tits, no brains shirts that like women wear?
No.
No?
No.
Oh, shit.
I've not even seen that.
Yeah.
Yeah, me neither.
Oh, I've seen those.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Well, you've seen everything fucking clothing wise probably.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
These shirts are, uh, shirt.
These shorts probably from like Ross or some shit.
Some Birkenstock.
There you go.
Pretty here.
Quick shit.
Good, good stream fit, honestly.
Yeah, good stream fit.
I'll start from bottom and go top.
I got all red ones.
Ice cream, BBC shorts.
Okay.
Supreme Jersey, starter supreme cap and a hoodie I'm not wearing.
The starter, you know, starter jacket too as well, you tell me?
I know.
I'm struggling right now.
You can take that jacket off.
Yeah, fuck it.
I'm going to take this jacket off.
All right.
I got this
Stonebrook tea on.
I know this could
slightly be offensive
towards police officers
but it's a cool t-shirt
I feel like.
Shout to scumbags for these
You think any police officers
watch this like
out of the 150 or so
K views that we get in a week
like you think one of those
is like a deputy or something like that?
Yes I think about it's watching this shit
that way.
It's probably like 20 of them
Yeah not an officer
probably like a FBI agent
you know for forming a case on
oranges and fucking donkeys
shout to scumbbacks for the shorts
a very good friend of mine.
These FTW socks,
they're the only
glittery socks I've ever
owned my life.
I don't want to talk about glitter
and I was just like,
fuck it,
I'm gonna put these on.
Does this give you bad back memories?
I mean,
yeah,
some people wear FTP,
other people wear FDW.
I forgot what it stood for.
And then also I have these
Femme
Femis shoes.
I forgot the name
of these shoes,
god damn.
Oh,
it's Stefan times violent Femis.
They look like Janowski.
They do like the Janowski.
They do like the Janowski times
Femme or something or whatever.
Shout to them.
I told myself that I would not wear shorts during Disconnected anymore because of our new angle.
But it was 1001 degrees.
What's wrong with the shorts?
You think you're like your shis come off?
They can see testicles sometimes at some point.
I only brought the jacket because of like the air be busting in here sometimes.
It keeps them like watching though.
I got to put rubber bands around my shorts or something like that.
Bro, come on, man.
I don't think I've ever worn shorts on the show.
I don't think I've ever seen you wear shorts.
I don't think I've ever seen you wear a shirt.
I feel like you don't have leg hair or something.
I barely don't because I just wear pants all day.
You are so white.
bro. Oh my fucking God.
Yo, I thought my
farmer's candles. Did you play soccer in pants?
Nah.
But I very play soccer at all. You feel
me so like I was definitely having some white ass legs.
You see my thighs. They look at your face, Yuri.
Blasey's multicultural.
Yeah. I'm definitely just a gradient.
All right, what you got on?
I got some good Subi coax.
I fucking love these sandals, man.
Listen, nothing beats comfort
and these holes are definitely it right here, man.
The homie said that these are like
a bulletproof rest on some sandals.
They actually, now they say that, they do.
I'm like, you need to throw security on there.
Sounds kind of hard.
But I got some half evil socks, man.
I got a nothing personal sample pants that I'm probably never going to drop.
FTP shirt.
Zach surprised me.
Apparently he left this for me today, man.
Shout to the good people at FTP.
A rider and nothing personal bracelets.
And Rick Owen's jacket and Versacee shades, man.
Is that the rider with one of the teeth by those?
The pants?
Nah.
You know, because like, I've been, I've been burnt.
many times with like pat manufacturers
and it's kind of fucked up. You should drop them with a battle
pass everybody. I shouldn't go up.
Wait, is one of those teeth
covered in diamonds? Yeah,
this is writer's shit right here. I think one.
Maybe two. That's pretty cool. I just one. I fuck with it.
Yeah, they're actually writer's teeth. Shout out to writer's
if you all want to grab this bracelet. Yeah.
You all grab this bracelet of rider's
actual teeth. Bro. Go ahead and shop up at
Ryder. Writer. If you're watching this, bro,
you made the hardest
fucking jacket that turns into a bag or some shit.
Oh, yes.
Br, that's the hardest thing I ever seen in my life.
Honestly, at first, I was thinking in my head, like, you can't use it as a bag because
it's already stuffed.
But then I was thinking of all the times that I wanted to carry a jacket with me, but carrying
a jacket is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Look at me right now.
If you can make it into a bag, it's so much more.
Like, this turned into a backpack, it's over.
Fires thing.
I have to get one of those.
No, I agree.
After I saw that.
What's the word for it, Blasey, when, like, clothes aren't just like, they don't
just look good.
but they have like a use to it.
There's like a,
you know what I'm talking about, right?
Functionality?
It's a better word than functionality,
but like I like when clothes have functionality to it
where it's like there's actually like a certain use,
a specific use and like that functional.
That's one of them, you know.
But I'm going to go to use the bathroom.
Shout to Ryder Studios, man.
Yeah.
And we are on to the clothing news, man.
So sneaker news first.
We're starting off with the sneaker news.
You know.
Shout out Mac, man.
Yeah, shout out to Mac guys.
And, you know, we probably like downloaded the
Files was a little wonky last week, man, but Mack's still holding us down.
And shout out to Riley on the board.
Hey, Riley, can we start with the, can we skip the first one since, you know,
because we already seen those.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those are specifically for Houseville, but unfortunately, my boy got some shit to do.
All right, first, so first we got the golf wing NASA Converse Chucks, man,
and release info is, wait, let me see what it said.
I'm sorry.
It says this collab was specifically made to celebrate the first ever mission launch.
But it doesn't say when it dropped.
So, here, let's take a look at them real quick.
The box is fire.
Let's just start there.
The box is fire.
The box is cool, man, but, like, I'm really interested in, like, you know, buying the shoe.
I can't really wear the, I can't bring the box with me everywhere.
Is it just the box that they show?
Wait, this.
Yeah, this is.
There is.
There is.
Bro.
These are.
I actually tag Mac when I stay grounded posted these and I tagged Mac so I was like I wanted to review them. But like now when I thought I seen it, I thought they were kind of hard. These are kind of like, I don't know. They're kind of just, they're kind of off to me. I don't know with some like good Sierra pants like with you know, good like flared out bottom pants. They're cool. I mean, my whole thing about Congress is they just always been like a little too skinny. You know what I'm saying? Like they're just a little too, too, too, uh, slim for me. I'll be rude to. Yeah, I'm not like a, a shoe guy. I'm like I'm dead ass wearing bir.
What could I wear with that to make something like that even work?
I don't know.
You would have to like wear some, like the whole fit guy to be playing just for those shoes to really stand out.
Yeah.
You'd have to wear like some white pants and it almost look like you just spray painted your shoes on some like.
I don't even want those shoes to like pop out that much.
Yeah.
Oh man.
What is it?
Like dripper skip.
It's definitely a skip.
But I do want to tap in on the whole NASA thing.
Apparently that's like a public domain.
So, like, anyone is given, like, I guess, like, acceptance to collab with them.
Oh, that what?
But Vans just did a collab with him, like, what, a year ago?
Yeah, so had hair impressed him back in the day.
They had the sickest puffer, too.
Man, them shit went crazy.
Yeah, you go to Target, you'll see, like, a NASA shirt, just like the logo and shit.
I mean, you go to Target, you'll see fucking...
Every logo, yeah.
Oh, God.
And I ain't gonna lie, like, in another universe, I like to think that I would have just picked up a job just designing those shirts, like...
Like, just the ones or, like, Irma God or something like that.
some stupid shit like that like i don't know i felt that yeah we can go to the next one yeah for the next
pair listen y'all we got the r t f k t's i i forgot how pronounced it someone told me one time but uh
dope-ass 3d designers to say the least some shoe designers as well they're collided with nike
and takashi mirikami to make an air force one uh the release day is going live august
31st was yesterday and we'll open the shot will be open for a whole week guys
Users who purchase entities have another week after that to get them in real life, and they are $600.
Wow.
Roll the shoe.
These better be crazy.
Okay.
It is going to be the hardest pass of my life.
$600, y'all.
I'm buying the plainest jacket before I do that.
Bro.
All right.
I can see these.
Okay.
Wait, is this official?
Are these NFTs?
Is this an official Nike collab?
Yes.
Okay, I can-
So, I can see these for like 250 maybe, but 600 is crazy.
The Murukami ones I could see for 650.
No.
Nah.
The thing is with shoes that people always forget and miss is like shoes.
These are hard, but 650, no.
I like the thing that they should be one color, a couple colors.
You don't need a graphic design on a pair of like sneakers like that.
You feel me?
Like, they should just be a couple colors.
Wait, are these actual shoes or these NFTs?
They're both.
So, unfortunately.
Because I saw Franilations bought the Murukami NFT one.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, shots of franilation.
I mean, it's a dope shoe, bro.
I mean, it's airport.
That pair is cold.
But like, what was that first shit we were looking at?
Where it was just like, like those 12 is like an alien pair or something like that?
Like, you know what it is?
It's like, it's for the people who made so much money off their NFTs already.
They're like, I need some kicks.
You don't mean like some like whatever.
That's a shableness.
That's a shallow market.
It's crazy.
That's not a shallow market.
I mean, you're dealing with like shallow, you know, they're buying it for the wrong reasons.
But the people who can.
But that's so not.
like Nike to like go to that first clip right there with all the shoes.
$600 right off the back.
You think so?
Yeah.
When have they?
They don't even sell off white shoes for $600 right off the back.
Actually, that's true.
You know, maybe they're trying to like preserve the value of the NFT by making the shoes
overpriced.
That's crazy.
I mean, bro, like listen.
Listen, NFTs is dead.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Go for it.
NFTs is dead, bro.
Give it up.
It ain't going nowhere.
The shit's a scam, guys.
I'm sorry to break it to you up.
I think at the very least, like something that even the NFTs is, you.
holders degree on the first wave's done whether there's going to be some crazy astronomical
shit like how we saw a bitcoin last five years going to happen maybe but as of fucking september 1st
2022 this shit's like at all time just like it's a scam it's the most it's not interesting thing
it's fake money i've been saying this from the start it's at the point yeah it's fake money but it's at
the point where it was at 2010 2011 where right now it is a good time to invest but you really
got to cross your fingers and hope like this shit's going to blow up one day and i'm not going to
die before them you know but if you give someone
doing it,
yeah.
It's like everybody knew something about it.
That's the crazy,
especially with the influencer shit as well.
Like you had a whole range of just motherfuckers that have no reason to drop.
Like Lana Rhodes and shit,
she got like,
she got a shit storm,
you know what I mean,
behind her just because of the whole NFT thing.
And it's like,
do we really need an NFTs for everybody?
Look at all these YouTubers getting exposed for fucking scamming NFTs and shit like that.
Yeah.
And it's just like,
bro,
I remember, bro,
I got a cousin that literally is just like crypto this,
crypto that.
He would like literally fuck crypto if he could.
Oh my God.
Literally, bro.
And he was trying to tell me a long time ago when I was like, we were about to buy our house.
He was like, bro, if you invest in it for NFT, you can buy a way bigger house.
You'll be up 16 million.
I'm so glad I didn't listen to it.
I would have killed this nigga, bro.
I'm so glad I didn't listen to that nigga, bro.
It's Bible thumping.
Oh, my God.
Really?
I went to a pop up this weekend, right?
And this fucking clever motherfucker was like, I'm like, yeah, it's $120.
You know, cash your card.
He's like, um, you take.
Bitcoin. And I was like, excuse me? No, it's like, why not? I'm like, bro, you have
120. Come on, bro. Like, this is when I knew I wouldn't want to invest in Bitcoin. I mean,
not Bitcoin. I'm talking about NFTs. Whenever you's like, you can ask any NFT nigga like,
oh, what's if you just go like, hey, what's an NFT? They'll tell you the exact meaning. Like,
oh, it's a non-fugible token or whatever. But they don't never explain what the fuck it actually
is. That's what it is. What is it? A non-fungible token. Okay, what the fuck is that?
It's basically art.
It's like just how you can, just how Picasso.
Exactly what they all sound like.
Just like how Picasso has like a picture of some stupid dude's face that anyone could draw and they sell for $10 million.
Same thing with an NFT.
But with that being said, if we are taking this and judging it like art, this is the worst heart I ever seen in my life.
Let's keep it a hundred.
And it's not really a subject.
That's a fair argument.
It's not really a matter of subjection because, you know, whenever you're dealing with like Van Gogh or like some of these traditional artists, these are these motherfuckers who've lived and breath this shit.
Yeah.
NFTs obviously haven't been around for more.
in two years. He can argue that. It's probably been since 2015.
Bro, you gotta think some nigga
just made that shit up. Literally.
Some nigga woke up. Was feeding for a shit.
NFTs are next and told you niggas
and y'all all believe that shit. Bro, do you guys see you think about
6-9 where 6-9 was
promoting? Oh, you didn't pick up a G-N-A
NFT? That's what he was having?
You didn't, come on. You're not a G-N-A holder?
Genie. Wait, hold it. You guys should think
where 6-9 was promoting his
NFT where it was like him in different versions. Yeah, the
G-N-A. Right? It was G-G-N-A. But anyways,
he like basically like just dropped
it never promoted it again and then later issued an apology where he was like hey guys sorry
he was a scam i didn't know and then in that same video where he's like saying sorry it was a scam
he's like but i have this new nfts that's not a scam this is the real deal this time and he just
he just scammed his fans and is doing apology plus this is the real one this time it's like scamming
there's two ways if you're really like held guilty of a scamming there's like two way you go the six
nine route where you're like but this one ain't a scam or you go to i suppose it's like you go to i suppose
sign around and be like, yeah, dude,
I fucking scammed you.
What do you want me to say?
You can ask Adam, bro.
He bought an NFT for a fucking...
Adam got Cryptopunks.
Yeah, but he has one.
He bought an NFT for whatever amount of money
and he even, you'll tell yourself it's bullshit.
It will, bro.
I'm trying to tell you, bro.
He was so excited over that shit a year and a half.
He said it himself.
All right, so honest question.
You look through your email, whatever,
you know, sand lovers.com or whatever it is.
And then you see someone say,
hey, I'll give you $5,000.
dollars to talk about my NFT on your one of your streams.
You doing it?
Hell yeah.
We had someone speak on their NFT on stream.
I'm not sure you remember.
Hypocrite.
We had somebody.
Hey, what do you mean?
You can't beat them, join them.
So we're going to see a spliff mode, NFT coming soon?
No, I have a bunch of weak-ass corona bottles being dressed up and shit.
First of all week, bitch, fuck you.
You know it's going to be like the shittiest clip art drawing of a corona bottle.
It's going to be purple in there.
It's going to be green in there.
It's going to be yellow.
bro. Hey, yo, Chad, if I sell out for an NFT, do not listen.
Mind your own business.
Just know I'm getting the bag and we're going to be back to next week.
I've gone like 10 of those emails from different companies saying I'll give you two, it's always $2,000.
I'll give you $2,000 to talk about this NFT.
And every time I'm like, nah, bro.
Because I'm like, dude, I don't.
How does it go up in?
How does it go up in?
But he told me five grand.
You have to hope.
They said five grand.
You would have been like, yeah, I'm going to talk about that shit.
It's really the same way.
Two grand I would have told me he said no too, but you said five.
Five, I would have made a bigger deal about saying no.
The same way that NFTs are identified for their values, like the same way they identify like sneakers, right?
It's like what the last one sold for.
So they have like a whole market space where it's like, you know, cups NFT where like, oh, this last one sold for 500 bucks.
So this one should be like 450 to 550.
You have like AR.
Like I have zero NFT.
I was given one last year, but I have, I had it down on the whole app for it.
I've not touched since.
I went to a party one time and then on entry they were giving away.
NFTs. That's when I knew. I'm like, it's bullshit. It's bullshit. They're giving away
NFTs if you come to the party. They're like, we just need your social.
I was like, I was like, see what the deal. NFT parties were while. I went to one last year and
fucking Jordan Belfordor was there. No way. He just looked fucking. Was he off Coke or?
He definitely. He needed a pair of glasses. No.
Let's just leave it at that. Dude, I was watching it. That was the first party though I
went to where it was like really like some secret service like security guards, like some
Old white dudes and suits.
How did you get your waitering?
I was invited by like one of the bigger artists of our generations.
Entourage, they invited me to this party.
Salswaka.
That would be hard.
T.S.F.
what up.
No, but they invite me to this Hollywood Hills, like, sketchy NFT party.
We got to show your ID and everything.
And I was out in 15 minutes.
Like, I don't really go to parties, let alone some, like, geeky.
If they got to scam my ID, I'm out.
Bro, it was just like nerds and prostitutes.
They're like, hey, welcome on in.
Here's these $35 water bottles.
If you want a burger, you know, $650.
Literally.
It comes with an empty.
They all come with NFTs, though, by the way.
Bro, that's just crazy.
But speaking of, like, secret parties, though, I've been to, like, a few years ago.
No, actually, more than a few years ago.
Like, a little before me and Ali started dating, I went to, like, this one crazy-ass part of it had a hummy.
He's in jail, though, right now.
He used to, like, have all these, like, different connections to all these, like, Hollywood, rich-ass, like, billionaire niggas.
Right?
So I went to this one crazy part.
where it was just like in this hole in the wall spot, right?
You walk in, it's just like this like neon light or whatever.
You can't really see.
And then you just go behind this like bookshelf with some shit.
You go and it's this crazy party.
All these celebrities.
And I'm talking about it's just mounds of coke everywhere.
Yeah, bro.
I'm out.
I'm crazy.
I feel like it's something in that air.
You're fin to get like.
Bro.
But I'm talking about you got like, you got like, you know, your main A-list celebrities in there.
Bro.
Actors and all type of shit.
Just like instead of.
a bottle service. I mean, they had, you know, alcohol
They got Coke service. They got Coke service. I'm talking about
mountains of Coke fucking everything. It was crazy.
That's disgusting. I was like, bro, this is wild.
That's a stupid. I'm like, damn, this is really Hollywood. This is wild.
Bro, I don't know.
Let you tell it card. What celebrity
what fucking movie has, yeah, sorry, you see it.
I said my jacket price, you got to say, you guys.
Celebrity. One celebrity. Biggest one. Most popular one. Allegedly.
Allegedly. In your eyes.
Who are you hyped to see.
Whoa. Do it.
He caught Adam Sander doing Coke is crazy.
Okay. The fact that.
you said that, I feel more free to say this story.
There's no way anyone can get in trouble for this, right?
I don't know.
No, this is a fake podcast.
We just say, it's like a rap song.
We're just freestyling bars, you know what I'm saying?
But it's like, is it snitching if you're snitching on like the mayor?
What did you see Eric Garcetti do?
It wasn't Eric Garcetti.
I don't know who it was.
But when I was like 1617, I was going to all these different house parties, right?
And I was in Viagrosa.
Dude, I don't know who.
was man but I basically I was invited to this one house party I I joined my friend's car
or whatever it is we started driving to Hollywood Hills I'm like where the fuck are we going
like this is my first time actually going inside an actual house that isn't Hollywood Hills so I'm
like amazed you know I've only been in apartments my whole life I'm like what the fuck is this
we show up to this house that's like three stories tall each floor is like it's like a glass
house but three stories tall I'm like bro this is amazing we go in there walk around there's
all these people my age and we're all partying drinking and same thing I see
Coke all over the house.
And I'm just like tripping out.
It was like a movie, bro.
I was like,
I've never seen something like this.
Were you tripping out because you were doing it?
No,
no,
I was not,
I did not actually do coke that night.
But I was tripping out because I was like,
I was like literally I was like,
I've only seen situations like this and like in movies.
I've never actually stood in person and been like,
wow,
there's 40 people in this million dollar mansion all doing coke like that.
I'm not going to lie.
I was doing a Coke with them,
niggas.
Oh,
yeah.
I was doing a Coke.
But yeah,
get your ass out of you.
Wait,
wait,
Hold on.
To get to the main part of my story.
Dog fucking co-head.
Oh my God.
It's like six years ago, five years ago.
Same.
More than probably 10 years ago.
But anyway, to the main part of the story, I was at the balcony smoking a blunt with,
you know, one of the people I met there, one of these dudes, I was just like, yo, dude,
like, whose house is this?
This place is crazy, right?
I'm like, how the fuck are we partying in here?
And he's like, actually, this is the mayor's daughter.
Like, she's throwing this party.
This is the mayor's house.
Wow.
I was like, so the mayor of Los Angeles between the years of 2011.
in the 2050.
No, no, no.
Somewhere around there.
Everybody, let's keep it a stack.
Everybody in L.A.
had the Coke days.
No, never.
You're a liar.
You're a fucking liar.
Why you ain't changed it?
You're a liar, bro.
You're a liar.
I can not get high off Coke.
I don't do Coke anymore, but literally you're a liar.
No.
I've done it at least, at least 10 times, but it was all trying.
I've done it in high school.
I tried that shit in high school.
Like, that's your Coke.
In like, 10th, 11th grade.
Paramount different.
Paramount different.
Everyone be selling that shit out there.
That's why.
What is it do to you?
Thank you,
what?
I tried it recently,
like a year or two ago.
Oh my God.
I missed I'd never done it before.
See,
you recent way, bro.
A year or two ago.
I said in his recent calls,
is Coke?
Fuck that.
It does nothing.
It does,
it gets me anxious.
I don't know.
It does get you anxious.
I don't like it.
And it keeps you up all night.
You know what I noticed?
Okay,
I've honest,
honest fucking swear to God,
I've only done it like,
you're rigging defensive,
no,
because people like to over exaggerate
everything I say.
You know, oranges, you fuck all fruit, all this shit.
Anyways, fucking, I've only tried like 10 times in my life.
Every time was just like experimental.
Like, last time didn't work.
Let me see if it worked.
I've only tried and tried.
But let me say this.
Every time, every single time, the dude who's providing it always says,
all the rest of the Coke in Los Angeles is super cut up.
This is super uncut, fresh straight from Columbia or whatever it is.
And you're like, okay.
And then every time you do it and you're like, I don't feel anything.
Why did I just spend $50?
When you say work, what do you mean, like, if it'll work?
It's supposed to give you energy.
So you've never done like any like uppers probably, right?
Like Ex-Sie, Molly or anything like that.
It's supposed to give you energy from what I've heard.
You know it's funny, just speaking to this like one time, because you just brought up Columbia.
One time something was like, somebody was like, oh, this is straight from Columbia, no cut, blah, blah, blah.
And it was like, and somebody, not me.
I was just in this like random like conversation.
We were like getting some shit at a party or whatever.
And when somebody I was with was like, we're.
What state is Columbia next to?
That nigga was like Hawaii.
Like, nigga, what?
Hell, God.
Get his ass out of here.
Hey, nigga, what are you talking about?
You can't expect the Cokehead to know geography.
But like even...
Come on, bro.
It's from there.
How you don't know where it's at on the map?
Yeah, if you pop in it like, yo, this is from like straight from my fucking cunado in Colombia,
like you got to know exactly where it is geographically.
Did you guys see Vell and his girl get caught on that one YouTube channel where they basically
try to make people like look dumb?
They would ask simple questions.
We would all look like idiots.
He's on a he's on
Jollaby or like one of these YouTube channels
It was a it was like it was like eight
And they had like eight million subscribers
Or something like that
But they asked them like how do you spell environment
And like stuff like that
It's like bro, you would fail those questions too
The average person
The average person is a damn idiot
E-M-E-R-O-M-E-N-T
You're not play me
You're wrong
Environment
Do it again
E-N-V-I-R-M-T
You're wrong
You got me fucked up
You're wrong
Can we do a spell check
You're wrong
E and V
You say it as many times as you want
You're wrong
I are O M-E-N-T
Is that your final answer?
That's for the show my
That's the only answer there is
You said five different answers
Shout out DJ Burr-Water in the building
Yeah shout to DJ-B
And spell it with me
V-I-R-O
Am I tripping out here?
Yes you are actually
You should actually go back to smoking
Because you remember that one shit
Where and it goes like
What is Y-E-S
building like yes
He's like what is E-Y-E-E-S
where they're like E-S?
I don't know
I got, I was got like that.
Really, Hollywood.
You were wrong.
You were wrong.
The pettiest little end in the middle.
It's not petty.
It's stupidity.
What high school should go to?
Okay.
Paramelt.
Oh my God.
Paramount.
It's so bad.
Spell teradactal.
I'm not a fucking archaeologist, homie.
Start to the period.
What do you want from me?
I'm not going to lie.
Bro, I would never forget this.
I was in a spelling bee when I was in second grade, right?
I lost because I lost because I couldn't spell fucking chocolate.
I was like, fuck.
Excuse me?
Yes.
That is not like an environment-grade word, bro.
Name a country next to France.
Italy?
Bono, that's where I live.
Oh, country.
You said a country.
Italy?
Yeah, Italy.
What are you talking about?
Switzerland.
No, that's more on the Scandinavian.
Name three cities in France.
Bono, Hasgor, Bietz.
It's not fair because he lived in France.
Name three cities in Australia.
Sydney, Melbourne.
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Yeah, Sydney, Victoria, and Brisbane.
Listen.
Tocke and I have to have an IQ off, bro.
This is not fair.
Bro.
You can't ask me.
A person who drinks Corona at 4 or 5 in the morning is not.
I traveled the world, though.
Listen, you can't be intelligent and also drink Corona 5 in the more.
What do you talk about?
For the record, y'all are some dumbass idiots.
And I feel like I have the highest IQ in the no jumper universe.
No, I feel like you got the most expensive skin in the store, bro.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You have the most.
No, you for sure.
No, you set the No Jumper Guinness Book of World Records for most overpaid for random normal clothing.
What the fuck hell, hell not.
Well, you're, you get the award for most, uh, fucking spliffs.
Solo.
I'll take it.
Hey, we do need to have an IQ up because like, I'm, no, I'm cold, bro.
I'm probably 10 times smarter.
Hey, no.
Wait, actually, let's make, let's make a poll.
Who has the highest IQ and disconnected?
Let's make a poll, guys.
I'm a win.
Bro.
Yeah, bro,
literally.
No, I'm a win.
You guys don't even know shit about the ocean.
I know everything about the oceans.
Name all seven oceans.
You live there.
Name all seven oceans.
First of all,
six.
Whoa.
Seven if you're a real scientist.
Wait,
name the eight wonders of the world.
That's not.
Oranges.
Dogs,
donkeys.
Oh my.
Cheba forts or Cheebo for it.
I keep saying Cheeba because I think
Seven continents, right?
Seven continents.
Yeah.
Oh.
I'll see if y'all are picking up what I'm putting down, you know what I'm saying?
I'm tapping on.
You know how to throw one in there.
But no, I brought, they were saying me to universities by sixth grade.
I would just bullshit.
I don't know if it's six oceans.
I would just fucking bullshit.
I know they're probably grilling me in a car.
All right.
Look, it's Pacific.
It's Atlantic.
It's Indian.
Really?
That's a sea.
Fuck me.
The dead sea.
No.
That's an Oman.
Fuck.
The Russian ocean.
Nigger what?
They have their own ocean
There's three Cs guys
Pacific Ocean
Atlantic Ocean
And you know
The Atlantic Ocean
That nigga said the Russian
You was dead ass
Huh Russian Ocean
They have their own ocean
Every country
Hell no
So the United States Ocean
Where do you swim every day
What do you swim every day
The Pacific Ocean
What's black and white
And red all over
Newspaper
Oh
Wow
What?
What?
Oh my God
You do another
I didn't mean to be that guy
Oh no
I hate that guy
He might have, don't put him in the poll.
Keep it coming.
Look at him.
Yeah, we have a scholar here and shit.
For real.
Yeah, you just got out of school like two weeks ago.
No, he went to school and dropped out, apparently.
But he just graduated from high school like two weeks ago.
Oh, my God.
No, that's his homie Chibu over there.
Yeah, that's that nigga.
What are you?
18?
And you got your, never mind.
Yeah.
That's legal, number one.
That should be number five.
That's crazy, though.
Number one.
My face wasn't
Y'all all live in Indiana
All right, whatever
I just been him
You live in New Jersey
Damn, bro
Do you know Yassie?
Yo, you're out of pocket
You're out of pocket
He said he saw
Skinny from the 9 at a fair
So I would expect them to see
The same one where he socked the kid out
Probably
You just be at the fair like that
Skinny?
Just taking people's tickets
And shit like that
Next next
Does that prove that
skinny's in these streets, you know?
Well, he's in these fairs.
That's funny.
That was actually funny.
All right.
You want to get there?
Let's get there.
Riley made a poll earlier and like damn near 70% of the chat that they would not cop
this release of shoes from that Nike collab.
I'm very curious.
We ended up really making that poll on like who's smarter?
Who won?
Well, we might only be a minute or two minutes.
I don't even care.
We're two minutes into this.
Oh, let's go.
Shout to everyone thinking I'm smart.
Thank you guys.
Yeah.
Y'all got something coming for y'all.
Y'all do not know the reality of it, man.
Success.
I already knew it wasn't going to be me.
$700 jacket does not mean intelligence.
They put me at a university by sixth grade, man.
Keep it 100 with you.
Because they're the only one that could provide a special ed class in your area probably.
Nah, hell, I had to take a bus at 6 a.m. to get there at 9 a.
They was fucking heavy.
It was a small bus or a big bus?
That bitch was long.
That shit was a...
Pause, pause.
Oh.
But back to the...
these excuse of his shoes man i'm gonna keep it real americami generational artist something i'll
never be amazing but these shoes are fucking ass man like yeah i don't think that i don't think they're
bad but they're bad for 600 i just think that you know when it comes to shoes i just want to see
one or two colors i don't think that needs to be the uh the the subject of attention i'm not
spending this is like a drop for nfti holders yeah honestly this honestly is catering to the right
audience. This is for NFT motherfuckers who just want to be wacky. Yeah.
Well, like, I mean like, like clothing wise. If I, if it's like $600 for a single piece of clothing,
unless it's like a Gucci backpack or something, piece, I miss piece. Unless it's like a Gucci backpack
or something, but like, yeah, other than that, no. I'm not. Like, I couldn't, I couldn't do it,
bro. Man. I'd be like, hell no, bro. I feel like a backpack is like way more. Bro. Just because I used to
be so broke, bro. There's no way. I'm, like, bro. That's what I'm saying? No. No.
Bro, so many times in my life,
especially after having, like, a job, like, a normal, you know, like, nine to five for, like,
extended period of time, you really realize, like, damn, me spending $100 right now is me spending
a day at the office.
You know what I mean?
Because it's, like, $80 to $100 is like, you know wage.
I'd rather go on a trip, bro.
And you're like, bro, like, me spending this $100 is me spending a day at the office.
Is this worth a day at the office?
No.
No.
Yes.
Not, at least not, like, for me.
Are those shoes worth a week at the office?
Yeah, for me, yeah, exactly.
For me, clothing is definitely not worth it because I'd rather like, niggie.
I'm like, nigger, all right, I'll see you guys.
You know, I'm going to go on vacation for a little bit.
You know, have a great time.
And I think the memories are more worth than the clothes.
Hell yeah.
For sure.
What do you mean the memories?
Like just the memories you being on vacation, you traveling somewhere else to do something else.
Just based on substance, that's some shit that really inspires you, too.
You feel me?
Like, it'll put an extra pep in your step by the time you're back home.
Like, you know what?
Damn, bro.
This was amazing.
You've seen new things.
you get new ideas.
I agree with that shit, man.
Bro, like that ass, because I never like, bro, I got a homie, bro, literally, like,
this dude wears nothing but, like, you know, he wears like the most random regular
show you can ever just, you know, the dirtiest bands, you know, regular shirts, pants, whatever.
It doesn't matter.
He doesn't care.
But this food travels the world and goes everywhere and just has a great time.
No, I wouldn't even, he doesn't, you know, you don't, you know, that inspires me.
You know, that inspires me.
Yeah.
Bro, I just came across this.
I forgot his name.
I wish I could remember.
But I'm sure you guys have probably seen his videos on, like, Instagram and TikTok because
his shit, like, has been going viral recently.
But it's this, like, skateboarder guy from Los Angeles.
And he, like, lives in his van.
And for a long time, he was just living in his van, filming content out here.
But he chose to, like, just leave his van and just spend whatever money he was choosing
to survive to just travel.
And now he's doing videos in, like, Colombia, Mexico, like, all these different places.
And his videos are so fire.
But you can tell he's, like, bawling on a budget.
But it's just like I could like it.
It's his name.
It's his name Justin?
I don't remember.
I can't.
Even if you told me I couldn't remember exactly right now.
But, uh, um, you could tell the experiences are like way more worth it.
You're like, bro, like, you could either work all day just to have your apartment to sleep in
or you could work all day to like, oh, let me go do whatever.
But I don't know about living in a van.
Yeah.
But you can, you get tied down as a person that he's probably a single guy doing everything.
You know, it's like, it's harder to do when you have like, you know, pets and all these
I have too many trust issues to live in a van.
With what?
people stealing your...
Just like, I would be paranoid just like sleeping on like a road.
Yeah, you'd park in your crib somewhere.
And just thinking that someone's going to like start like picking at my window and start
to see if they could go in or, you know, especially when you're away from your van,
that's probably the only thing in your head like fuck my...
All my shits in there.
Yeah.
This should get ramshacked anytime.
No, that's the main thing is like you're like, where are you going to keep your passport
and fucking all this random shit?
But in like a perfect world, like it would be hell of cool to have like an RV for like a
a month or two.
You know what I mean?
Just fucking travel the country and just just be chill.
and make your internet money as you're doing it, you know?
Me and, uh, me and Ali, when we first started dating, like, we, we, we bought a van
and shit, but we were, we were, we were, that's hell of cute, by the way.
Yeah, we were, we were, I'm trying to do some, like, cute-ass activity like that.
We were living in, but we like, so we like to go camping and shit a lot.
And now me, obviously, I love surfing and, you know, being by the beach.
So camping and in, in being by the ocean, go handing in, especially if you drive up.
No, it does it.
What do we talk about?
I feel like you drive up north. Yes, it does.
I feel like, I mean, like, if you drive up north.
Bro.
If you drive up north.
There is like no, when you go to the beach, there is no city behind it.
It's just like all forest and shit.
I've seen so many surfer vlogs where they're like, oh, I love waking up by the beach.
Bro, that's like what it is.
The closest camping spot from here, I believe, is Malibu National Park.
They don't care.
No, it's not.
The closest camping spot is Leo Corrio.
What are you talking about?
Little Korea.
Leo, Korea.
This full's making up cities now.
It's Leo Carrillo.
He said Little Korea.
That's not no rapper.
Leo Carrillo.
It's a state beach, bro.
Right at the end of Malibu, that's the closest camping.
Bro just told me it's moon rising.
But also people aren't camping legally.
People are finding a spot going to sleep and crossing their fingers that they're going to wake up without a ticket.
Yeah.
That's what that's how to.
Let's you tell a tent talks.
You don't even know shit about camping.
Wow.
Let's you tell a Mr.
Leather air condition 24-7 never dropped the sweat in my life.
Camping is fine, bro.
There's no way you're outside right now with that fit on.
It's 100 degrees outside.
You can not survive a camping trip.
I cannot see you on a camping.
I'm dropping a sleeping bag like in about a month from now.
And I will.
be using that bitch on the side of the street i know wait i i saw so let's go camping you want to go camping
yes let's do it oh i got a fire spot wait wait wait no no glamping yeah no glamping we're camping
why is that we're on a beach because you're a millionaire you're gonna be like i'm not a fucking
there you're 24 hours in the woods by yourself oh no we're not doing naked in the frame
hey no no we're gonna be we're gonna be we're gonna be chilling but we're gonna it's not gonna be
glamping where you got a tv and shit do we're going to a place with no service
Are y'all pointing at me?
Because I know Blasey's going to hit us with like.
No way.
I know you.
No, no, no, no.
Me?
I don't have to shower, Mr.
I used to shower and brush my teeth 80 times a day.
Blasie is going to hit us with, bro.
There's no, there's no diamond chain rack in this tent.
Where do I keep my diamond chain?
I'm pulling up in short shorts and a fucking good attitude.
Okay.
All right.
I believe the good attitude.
I'm never seen you in shorts.
Some assing.
You're nursing?
Yeah.
This is a good.
This is a guy going to never set up the tent.
Brad.
You're going to start to start walking back home.
He's going to be like, bro, you could design on plants, bro.
Yeah, you can't bring your laptop.
Nobody want to see that shit.
Like, dead ass, bro.
You can see Blasie typing on a fucking tree.
Fuck you.
The only thing we don't have is like the fucking Wi-Fi
extended for the stream and that's it.
So we should do disconnected like that.
See how Adam feels about it.
Wait, in the woods?
Yeah.
Wait, actually.
The sound's, off my hotspot.
Bro, someone beat me to it.
I said, Riley and I have done, like, mobile,
because we do Ten Talks sometimes, like, in the Bay Area and shit like that,
and we've brought our podcast equipment with us,
and I will use my laptop.
As long as I have a stable Wi-Fi or Ethernet connection,
I can do a podcast damn near everywhere, right?
And I've brought up to Riley before, like,
what if we did it in, like, the woods where we had Wi-Fi?
Some dude already did it, bro.
Some dude found a spot next to a river where they had Wi-Fi
and did a whole podcast next to it.
And I was like, motherfucker, right?
God damn it.
He can still do it, though.
I keep telling Yuri to do a camping IRL stream.
I mean, you are tent talks.
Yeah, like 10 talks, really 10 talks.
How many campsites have I have, right.
Actually, though, like, I mean, you know, all right, so you know, like, I got a neighbor that you can probably do it in his backyard.
His backyard goes, like, to the woods.
He has a river in his backyard?
No, no, but he, all right, so, like, his backyard goes, like, out to, like, the open view of, like, to, you know,
Fuck all that. That's too rich, bro.
You're going to die.
This is a trap.
Oh, go to my neighbor's backyard.
I'm just saying, though, like that.
If you wanted to film with like the open background and shit and like a, you know, like
a environment like that with Wi-Fi, you can use heat hockey.
That would be scamming.
People are going to be like, oh, it looks so nature.
You know, it looks like you're in the middle of the woods.
I'm like, I'm actually in Hollywood Hills right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thanks for the dogs.
With beautiful Wi-Fi.
Perfect grass.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, God.
You're going to have fucking Toaks homie in the house is jerking off watching you stream from a distance.
Yo, what is your, like, thought process?
We see people throwing sand on the floor.
You at the homie's backyard is suss, bro.
Like, that's what I'm saying.
To film a podcast because he has an open backyard to like nature.
Come to my friend's backyard.
Bro, if I call any homie like, hey, come over my backyard tonight, they'd be like, bro, like, what's up with you?
Unless you said barred you afterwards, I'd be sussed out.
But if I invite you like, hey, Yuri, hey, what's up, bro?
Like, you want to come to my backyard?
You'd be like, hi.
My bad.
I won't ever give you a suggestion anymore that you were trying to.
do so. I would probably
I would probably immediately ask.
I'm trying to save them from like some kind of weird
ritual you got going on. I immediately got
so stuff because like if you're not saying like come to my
backyard for a barbecue, we got a pool party.
Those are only two reasons. Why else would you go to a backyard?
We can't smoke in your house? I'm not going
there. You just said you want to do a podcast in the woods.
That's all I've said, bro. You're fin to do me like that crucible book.
This niggas crazy, bray.
Where they shoot the Lenny guy?
Old Yeller?
I don't know.
Odealer's a dog.
This nigga has a $3 million crib sitting on the ridge, bro.
He's not trying to bang you.
He was going to.
He's the types of guys trying to bang you.
They got nothing better than you do.
He's a whole fucking family.
You had to get up there to go fuck that.
Why are you defending him so?
My fucking neighbor.
Fuck you guys.
How much time do you spend with this guy in his backyard?
Yeah, because we're trying to get in the way of your plans of fucking ruining Uri's mental.
Just because you guys don't know your neighbors because you got, what, what,
what, 300 of them, motherfuckers?
They're really actually nice.
Wait, you actually talk to your neighbors.
You're cool with your neighbors?
All my neighbors kind of like, they don't talk to me.
They all, dude.
I used to live in Long Beach, man, like by, I don't get, I don't live there anymore,
but literally across the street from El Dorado Park, literally just a whole white neighborhood
and no one would talk to me.
I would say hi.
Really?
Not talking to me.
Now I stay in, you know, redacted town and motherfuckers still just don't even like, I say, hey,
and my brother's, I don't talk.
Bro, I went to Tokeshouse, finally.
And now I realized I was like, he's like, damn your best friends with all of them.
neighbors. I was like, I don't even know as single neighbors name. I'm not trying to meet my neighbors,
bro. We'd be chilling, brad. We'd be chilling. We'd be chilling. We'd be in the backyard. We'd be from
a barbecue. Boom. Let's drink some beers. What up? Nigger. That's crazy. Your neighbors are too.
None of them niggas work. I'm saying he knows my neighbors better than I do. Because we were walking
past my neighbors. I would usually just ignore them. He was like, hey, what's your dog's name?
What's up? Blah, blah. I would have never. I would have been like, I would have been like,
you're a rude piece of shit. He's a bad neighbor. You're a rude piece of shit. He tortures his neighbors by
having these long-ass streams
of like fucking pots and pans going
off at 4 a.m.
Just to like not even speak to them, be like
fuck off. I'm not talking to you.
They're like, yeah, the pooto over there is weird.
Yeah. That's racist. That's why
I'm throwing eggs at your house. That was kind of
racist. I'm sorry. I did have two eggs
thrown at my house, but
none since. But actually, recently
asked how many your other neighbors got eggs thrown at their
their house? They're like, what? There's zero eggs being
thrown in that area. They're like, what? Actually,
recently, since I gone to like the video game,
streams like I've been kind of like at certain
moments just fucking moments like just getting freaked
down and getting pissed off and I'll scream
and the neighbors have been screaming back at me
like shut up idiot like shut up
dumb ass like all this stuff and I'm like
oh crap I got to close my window and now on the other
hand I think you will be entertaining your neighbor
at least in the daytime like I can make fun of you
from across like the
the fucking building and shit that's dope
wait rage I mean rage uh Russ got you raging
like that uh fall guys
fall guys yeah that's a rage that's
it's fucked up bro I almost broke my controller to fall
Fall guys be literally having me like screech out of that's what I'm saying
bro it's the most annoying fucking game what's I keep hearing about fall guys like memes and shit
what is that it's like a new game this it's it's semi no it's like it's like two years old
but basically like you can uh you can like start like uh you can play like just randomly
whoever or whatever but you can make your own party and like you can have up to 60 people
join your game and it's super simple it's kind of like you're just like this little character
trying to finish this race but it's annoying when uh there's so many people and everyone's pushing
each other, grabbing on to each other.
And it's especially annoying when people know who you are.
And everyone's trying to grab you and push you.
It's like it makes it unplayable, to be honest.
It's like a race.
It's like a race all the time.
I almost finished it.
It's like a kid's game.
I almost finished it one time, bro.
And it's one nigga in my chat.
I forgot who it was.
One nigga in my chat, bro.
Like, hell me at the end.
Dude, I hate that shit.
That's all right.
I literally almost broke the controller, bro.
I'm like, bro.
I'm like, I'm at the, bro.
I was so mad.
You never finished the game yet.
The weakest fall guys.
I've never got your finish line.
Everyone just suck.
A fucking level is like when you got to like pace yourself and see which block is like going to fucking fall through.
Oh, it's because you have that memory.
Come on, Yuri.
They show you.
Memory shaming.
Are you kidding me?
No, I am because it's, I've passed that level every single time.
They show you watermelon cherries.
No.
And then 30 seconds later, they show you choose the watermelon.
And you have to remember.
That one is hard.
Which tiles the watermelon.
You could easily cheat on that one because you could just get consensus of all people going to their station.
No, no, no.
I've seen a bunch of people get confused.
all go to one block and then they all fall because they all chose the wrong.
I'd be cheating like a bitch right.
That one is hard, bro.
No, but the one where you had to like, it's like a whole like 20 cubes in front of you,
and you have to decide which one's going to be it.
That's where I be throwing motherfuckers.
Like, all right, you test it.
You actually be grabbing people?
Yeah, I'm petty.
This is the only, okay, that might sound weird, but fall guys needs to initiate like,
don't touch me without consent because I'm tired of the grabbing shit.
It is a little weird, yeah.
It can really be raging out.
Yeah.
It makes it unplayable, bro.
I stopped playing it, bro, because I got so mad one time.
I was like, bro.
Screeching in his boxers and shit like that.
I'm not playing my box.
I don't even let my daughter play, like, when she wants to.
But she loves that game.
But other than that, I don't play that shit.
She's like, she's won like five times already.
You be on stray?
No, I haven't got into it.
Ali wants to play that game because she loves cats.
It's fun.
It's pretty fun.
It's actually like.
I bought that bitch.
Realistically, it's like an easy game, but you're into it because of the story.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's like watching a movie.
There's a little button for you to meow.
Oh, yes.
And it doesn't do anything but that.
Yeah.
You don't even work like that.
You get that all day, huh?
Yeah, I fucking stick it up my ear.
You could like scratch walls and just like cuddle next to some random person.
But yo, random topic.
Who here watched Game of Thrones?
Not me.
Not me.
No?
I don't get the hype.
I don't get the hype.
I don't understand.
I've never felt more white in my life, bro.
White hype.
Is it white to like watch Game of Thrones?
I mean, black people is some niggas that watch the shit, but not me.
I don't think any of like my.
Bipak homies
I'm not friends with people
that watch Game of Thrones
House of Dragons
I'm not watching no shit like that
I'm sorry
I'm pretty sure there's a secret homie of mine
like maybe like something like Yuri
that like Loki watcher
in the closet in the closet watch
that all I'm not watching
What is our room
What is Game of Thrones about?
I never thought I would be into like
Renaissance era type shit
Like very
Same same
Like early
Medieval
Medieval times
Exactly, exactly.
But when Yuri and I first got together,
and that was like the start of-
y'all bonded over that?
No, y'all are nerds.
We kind of did, lo-keyed did because it was the start of COVID.
So like we were home together for a lot of the time.
And everybody told us like, Game of Thrones is like the best series to watch.
So we started to watch it.
And it wasn't a, it's a really good story.
Even if you don't like medieval shit, because I don't like that.
What's the main character name?
Ashton.
John Snow, I would say.
John Snow.
There's no one in medieval time.
No, the Ice King.
Wait, also, you know, it's funny.
Denarius Targary.
Exactly.
That's more appropriate.
John Snow.
I was like looking for like our Sir Lancor lot.
Yeah.
It's a DJ named.
John Snow, what the fuck?
Well, you know what speak a lot to the series is that when Riley and I first got into it,
I was like talking to Adam and I told that I was like, yo, well, I just started watching Game
Game of Thrones.
And Adam was like, I'm so jealous that you're just experiencing it because it's such a good series that
But like after you watch it once, you already know everything that happened.
But when you go through the ups and downs and see all the drama, it's like, it's so interesting.
Oh, my God.
It's crazy.
The drama and what?
Like, what are they still in?
Honestly, you have to watch it.
We're killing people, all types of shit.
Listen, Tocke and his girl found love by like bonding and going into like camping.
You know, let's rent an RV, babe.
Yuri decided let's watch Game of Thrones, bro.
That shit sounds like a man.
Trust me.
I hate Renaissance era.
Like I never liked Lord of the Rings
Like I ate that kind of shit
Right
Honestly same
And it took me a long
Like I've tried to watch it like twice
Before I met Yuri
And then when Yuri and I got together
Hopefully with not other men
No not with other men
Let you tell it card
Not with other men
By myself
But when Yuri and I got together
I was like okay
This is like probably somebody
I could actually like
Kind of talk to with it
Like about it you know
On the other hand
Were you watching Game of Thrones with some girls
before Riley?
No.
Let you tell a card.
Let you tell a card?
I was not.
But I was watching Narcos by myself.
And you know what's interesting?
As Narcos, if you guys have watched it,
it has a lot of crazy scenes, bro.
And when I was watching Narcos,
I still lived with my parents, right?
And there was at least two or three times
where my mom or my dad walked into my room
while there was some sort of crazy rape scene going on in Narcos.
And I'm just like, I just look crazy for a moment there.
I'm just sitting there eating,
eating,
Like eating popcorn all interested in watching rape and I'm like my parents walk in like they don't know the context of what I'm watching
They're just like what the fuck is this? Oh my God
So I that's actually funny but it's a good series too Narcos but uh that's been some weird
I was gonna say you gotta have your shit on last but oh god
Did turn that bitch off at that one Netflix though yeah you just got to cut the TV out of veggie tails have you shit on last
Yeah, I see yeah he don't even know bro what is that you guys are so my AD shit hide and
You don't even know.
I'm kidding.
So check it out.
Click back fast.
Yeah.
When I was a kid, dish network for Latinos, 497, 498 were Playboy.
After 9 p.m.
They're showing pussy.
Freaky-ass paramount niggas, man.
Listen, though, I had the good SpongeBob, you know, like, you know, Channel 173 on, on, like, revert, you know, on the last.
So, like, if I'm watching, like, some, like, crazy lesbian kissing with, like, no vagina,
I'm going extreme
and I was sleeping
in the living room at the time
I'm sorry
my mom's watching
I know I better watching
this shit
is this a direct TV thing
it's dish network
to be specific
and you could press last
yeah it says last
or like
channel you was on
or like retrap
I was on like cable
or bro I didn't have no
last one
wait no no no no no
so you was on a lesbian scene
and you click last
the SpongeBob
yeah
so you're watching
SpongeBob
a hard dick
that's why you got that
SpongeBob chain
not necessary
no
it's not necessarily
necessarily because
No, no, I feel fucked up now
because now I'm thinking about it.
I used to click glass.
I used to click glass in some sports.
So I'm watching like straight dudes.
Break up to jelly fishing.
I'm like,
yeah.
I'm watching that jellyfish.
I'm watching Sandy cheeks from the back like,
boop,
yo,
I thought she squirrels and get hyped till this day still, guys.
Bricked up to I don't want to go.
Oh, Sandy cheeks in the scene where she's hibernating.
She's all buffed.
She got some cleavage in that shot.
You know what's crazy?
I was talking to Chiwicz.
yesterday and he had no idea that if you go to
like porn hub and you search like
some sort of show like you know
Yuri I did not know that either
if you go to porn hub watch
search Spongebob Squarepants
you're gonna find some crazy shit
How did you discover that bro?
Hey what's your jackoff schedule like?
I don't have a jackoff schedule
actually I don't have to do that though I'm a night guy
I'm gonna keep it a hunting oh you're a nighttime daytime
I'm a night dweller bro night dweller shout to
swamp dweller actually
Do you like, no, keep it a stack, Blasie
because I know you're a bath, nigga.
I'm a single man, bachelor.
Do you whack it before the bath or after?
You, after.
Keep it a stack.
After?
Because you're ready.
You get all clean and just like, I'm such a dirty boy.
I'm not jerking off in mud after, bro.
I'm in some, you know, I'm on my bed and I'm really tired.
I just took an Epson salt bath.
You know, what will really seal the deal on a nap right now?
No, I could see Blasey being in a tub,
also being bricked up enough
to just be like, fuck it, whatever.
You're imagining, let me let it.
And next thing you know, you're floating,
you're sitting in the tub with floating children next to you.
Bro.
Yo, next thought.
So this brain dead dickies collad, there's no.
Speaking to the kids,
do you ever like, you ever do the thing where after finish,
you like wipe it on the side of the bed or something?
Because you're like too lazy to get up.
No, don't cap, don't cap.
I don't, I don't.
Because, like, I have black sheets.
And that, that bitch is fined like,
glowing the dark down here.
You got a sock method it.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
When you leave, after a long as day, after a long as day of fucking working, hanging out,
you take one sock with you to the bed.
You had that shit crumbled around you and you clean yourself up.
You throw that bitch.
That's crazy.
You Kobe that bitch in the laundry basket at night.
I thought I was crazy.
You wash it.
You don't throw it away?
No.
Why am I throw away socks?
Why aren't rich?
The fuck?
So those could have been a victim.
of a crime.
These for show have found their...
No.
These socks have spent some late nights with me, for sure.
Hell no.
Bro.
We need to email Josh right now and beg him to sterilize this table afterwards.
What the fuck?
Adam literally...
We roll up on that.
My cup is right next to your feet.
You got to make, you got to make, like, like, socks for, like, jack-off socks and come
with me, Blasey or some shit.
Fuck, no.
Let you tell you're...
Fucking Adam literally got a blumpkin on that fucking couch you're sitting on.
I don't want to hear about like being stale.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's filmed in here.
No.
He films all his section on that one.
They promised me.
On that couch specifically?
They promised me it was like a white couch thing, dude.
What is this?
No.
I walked into fucking Adam just jizzing on the fucking couch the other day.
But honestly, look, all I was with a trampade bottle.
Yeah, he deeped over that.
I've shared enough blunts with enough suspect.
people to feel like I'm safe.
I'm sitting on a good punch.
Whoa, even deeper pun.
Nah, all right.
I'm not taking it like that, bro.
Brain dead.
Who's brain dead?
Do you have no idea?
Brain dead's a cool little clothing brand.
You know what I'm crazy.
Outside the L.A. area.
We reviewed them plenty of times on this show.
Shout I've rained it.
This is one of the shirts right here.
I recognize it.
I kind of like it.
You know what I'm saying?
I think this is like one of those.
It looks like the back of a trailer on a truck,
on a 16 wheeler truck.
already know how I feel about 16 wheel trucks.
I know you got exposed.
That's what happened.
I got exposed because I came on here and said,
guys, I think I made a big rig shirt.
No, no, you fucking did it, Blasie.
No, you said, I'm the first guy to make a big rig shirt.
Well, guess what?
I'm the first guy to wear FTP on the chat.
Give y'all something to talk about.
Y'all happy about that?
This, I'm so.
Who made this?
Brain dead?
I don't want a sheep.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
My little lamb on my fucking, on my dick.
I feel like it's kind of cool, but I feel like this would have been cooler if it was like a Silence of the Lambs collab.
No, this would be even more of a missed opportunity.
The end is the beginning and the beginning is the end.
I could have told you that.
This is what's something you would say, like high off three boys.
I'm glad you're actually taking the sober break because we're going to get way less shitty puns from you or like metaphors.
Or what if we expose that like me being sober is actually worse and like, you know what, Blas?
You might need to hit the joint before you start.
All your clients are disappointed for all of the rest of the month.
Yeah, no.
Hey, this shirt cold, though.
I fuck with it.
No, I like this one.
I'm definitely stepping down in that one, man, for show.
These pants, man, back to these pants.
Why would anyone buy these?
You count your sheet before you go to sleep.
I don't know it about these pants, bro.
Damn, bro.
I thought this is going to be good.
I don't know about these pants.
No.
I ain't fucking with those, man.
Let's keep the sheep.
I got a lot against lambs.
I got a lot against animals after this podcast.
I'm not fucking with that.
Wait, wait, go to the one with the flowers.
It's like that.
So he wants there to be dogs on those pants, not lambs.
That's the issue.
You want to be donkeys.
Oh, God.
Oh, those are cool.
I like that.
Look at a little.
That seems a little.
That seems like an H-3.
No, that's like straight.
That's literally like Tyler's shit right here.
The pollination.
This is what's it called?
This is a Teddy Fresh strip right here.
Bro, this is literally.
That's not a cap.
This is Tyler the Creator.
Oh, no, this is Tyler the Creator Facts.
This is Substitute Teacher, First Creator.
This is the guy taking
basketball kids.
Bro, those little things are going to get so dirty and worn out after 10
wears of those pants that like, you got to be rich.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
Brain dead.
Come on.
Y'all could have did it.
Come on, man.
I like,
I don't mean to talk shit about brain jet.
I'm sorry, but like, I'm, I'm, I'm, like, completely.
You're brain dead promo back?
You, you wear these?
Yes.
I mean, no, no, I wouldn't.
But I, you know, if I see someone where it's a conversation star, I'm like, oh, those
are cool parents.
It definitely is a conversation start.
Like, how could you leave your house in those pants?
I'm definitely going to want to, like, maybe, maybe tell
tap the knee once or something like that.
You want to want to tap some random person knee.
Well, hopefully it's the homie, so it's not weird.
But if it comes across random, then it is what it is.
You know what have been some good promo for this company is like if they got some bees
trying to collect nectar from those flowers?
I'm trying to collect neck.
All right.
We go to the next one.
Oh, yeah.
I like that one.
Yeah, this is crazy.
Yeah.
Save the bees, guys.
All right.
The year you want to sound it off.
Yeah, Yuri, I feel like this is your moment.
So I'm giving my my personal opinion on this.
What, you want to read it off?
Everyone is collabing with Pokemon.
It started off with a couple companies before Levi's.
But Levi's, you know, like, did a big one.
But it's like ever since the Logan Paul, Pokemon card drip,
everyone's just like, let's get on this Pokemon wave
because it has all this nostalgic value to it.
But honestly, whenever I see Pokemon on any clothing,
you have to be 12 or under until we be wearing it.
If I see anyone 30 years or older, fucking wearing that Pokemon fucking drip right there, I'm, I will be like, dude, that's kind of crazy.
You're going to get fired by Adam.
Adam is not taking lightly to my message.
Adam's never going to wear a Pokemon ball man.
I've seen Adam head to toe.
As a man in his 30s wear Pokemon.
He's still playing Pokemon Go.
What do you mean?
No, he's not actually.
He quit.
But also, I can see Adam, I could see Adam being gifted that.
I'm not, no, no, come on.
I haven't seen him online.
years.
If you look at his vlog from 2019,
bro,
shut the fuck,
would you,
would you,
as the drip lord over here?
I'm not,
listen,
y'all,
I've never called myself
the drip lord.
What do you mean?
You're playing Rick right now.
I know,
look at,
no,
but that doesn't mean I got drip.
We actually have a logo right here
on the pocket.
There's a little square.
That's what you paid $700 for.
That's literally a portrait of him,
too.
Was that worth $700 right there?
Bro,
I'm going to find out.
You know what I'm saying?
Rick.
All right.
Let's,
Just going to the pictures.
Why is it illegal to buy clothes all of a sudden?
I'm sorry.
Guys, just for the record, this is the Ball Main Pokemon collection.
And it's, wait, we go back to the release date.
I'm sorry.
Wait, actually, dude, those pants are extremely suss.
Can you go back to the release date?
They are so weak.
Wow.
They could not have done the worst job.
The release date is available.
Yeah, tomorrow.
September 2nd.
No one's going to that website.
Would y'all rather have me undisconnected in the Ball Main Pokemon asshole shirt
was twerking?
Or just a simple jacket.
Wait, is that a sleeveless shirt?
It's a wife beater.
That shit is a shirt.
That shit is ass, boy.
That's like when you're a millionaire, but you still beat your wife.
Let me copy.
Matthew Williams, what the fuck you got at Javanchi?
This is this.
Hopefully this, Matthew Limbaugh is already out the picture or something like that.
I mean, not hopefully.
He's a really talented designer, but like this is so disappointing.
Wait, can we zoom in on those pants?
Because those pants are the most sussest thing I've ever seen my life.
This is fucking trash.
You guys are making me never.
I'm throwing.
my Game Boy against the wall, bro.
I kind of like them.
You're not going to do that.
I'm never going to do that, actually.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm not wearing those pants ever in my life.
If I get buried in those pants, I'm coming back as a ghost and haunting every single
person that ain't to do with that.
That's crazy.
This shirt, oh, yeah, this is.
Listen, they could have, bro, the ball main design team,
they probably have motherfuckers in there who have been studying their life.
Wait, wait, wait.
Four or five years to design.
And this is the best they could fucking muster up, bro.
I think better shit at Walmart.
Bro, it's Pikachu's ass.
It's a thirst trap.
It is.
It's a thirst trap.
Then you got to have some deviant art level thirst traps and have like Pokemon fucking
ass or something like that.
They're sexualizing my favorite cartoon characters as a child.
That's fucked up.
Why are we seeing Pikachu twerk on a t-shirt?
I don't like anything this show represents what it stands for.
And also Pikachu's thicker than that.
Come on.
Let you tell it.
All right, next thing.
Yeah, Yuri.
What?
I'm disappointed with you on this collab.
I said I wouldn't get it
You perpetuated this shit
I said I wouldn't get it
I said everything's terrible
Is this the only three items
Hopefully
Hopefully let's cross her
Oh my gosh
Oh my no they did it
Wait wait wait no stop stop stop stop
These are fire
No I saw this shit on my explore page
Like two years ago
Bro this shit
If Riley denies that purse
When I purchased it for her
I'll be so upset
Because that's the best person
Riley
Yuri's a Christmas present
Ooh
Christmas is coming
Christmas is coming.
I'll sleep in the closet.
If Ali got me
this for Christmas I beat the shit out of it.
Right.
Yuri wants the fanny.
Let's be there.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I will fuck you up.
You try to get me this shit.
It's over.
If I get you're in the fanny,
he'll like love me forever.
I will.
Guess what?
Portable charger goes in there.
Connected to my iPhone.
And it's a joke.
I'm not going to be my wife.
Of course.
With Pikachu on it.
You guys don't take that and run.
Unless you copped that last piece of item we saw that wife.
Yeri,
you,
you,
you,
you,
Yelly, the,
Yuri the teller.
You're telling me that you would buy this
before you buy a fucking jacket
for like sustainability
and for you to wear it.
You're gonna step out.
Yuri showed me the first,
like when we and Yuri started talking.
Oh my God.
He showed me why engagement rings are fraud in the U.S.
But this isn't a fraud.
But this isn't a fraud.
This looks.
This is like,
look at the strap.
Look at the strap on the back.
No, no.
You're trying to talk yourself out of an engagement.
No, no.
No, hold on, no. Look at the strap. It's an electric shock like we could shoot.
Cool. Granted. You're trying to talk yourself out of an engagement?
No, no, no. Okay, you want to hear the full explanation?
Let me give you a one minute rundown. Blasey, you would be keen to listen to this actually because, you know, look at your neck.
But anyways, the diamond company, right? America's been a, you know, a country for like 300 years.
The diamond, people, the companies that have been, the companies that have been opening, you know, owning diamonds.
They've been opening, I mean, owning them forever. There's only like, like, like, three.
or four companies that own diamond mines.
Sure,
whatever, right?
Diamonds for the longest time
had no value.
People only use them for construction purposes,
for cutting rock purposes,
all these different purposes.
The diamond company,
like 200 years ago,
150 years ago,
released an ad campaign saying,
you really love your girl,
buy her a diamond ring
because diamonds last forever.
And that ad campaign
has bled into our fucking,
into our existence where, like,
now you can't get married to a woman
does not think you're worthy
until you can get her.
a diamond ring. What's wrong with that? That's fucked up, bro.
People used to get married because they loved each other. Have you researched how much a diamond
is actually cost? Like, you can have like the craziest Donald Trump wedding engagement ring,
but diamonds are pretty, uh, cheap. Yeah.
Yuri did tell me the about taught, he taught me the value of gold.
Looks like you touched you the value of a dollar.
Oh, shit. It really did.
I was just telling right. I'm just like, at the end of the conversation, Riley's like, I'm like,
I'm not getting married to you unless we get a diamond ring.
No, it's like it's a dropped conversation.
I have to get a diamond ring.
No, no, Riley, we got a stand ten toes down.
Get a fucking engage.
You go to Walmart, you go to Ben Baller anywhere in between.
Look how many diamonds you have on your neck.
You could spare one for a ring for me.
Each of these probably costs like $5.
No way.
Bro, there's like 300 diamonds in here.
Yeah, give me one.
Bro, if they said if you could, if you could make,
if you give everybody diamonds in the world,
apparently like everyone will have a whole half.
Because diamonds are worthless.
That's what I'm saying.
So like they're not, they're not an N.
I'm sorry.
You act like I'd never see your streams, bro.
You get like a donation every two minutes.
Bro, okay, should I discount this right now?
Because I've had people I've been talking to recently, like friends of mine.
And they'll say things like, are I rich guy?
I'm like, rich guy.
You get a donation every two minutes, bro.
So I'm going to mute your stream because you keep going, bring.
How not.
So you project.
You project this nigga, man.
You project this shit onto me.
No, okay.
Also, I also, I want to denounce you.
I want to denounce this as well.
I'm not projecting onto you, but I want to denounce this as well because people think
that I also push this, this like image that like I'm super poor and all this stuff or whatever.
No, I like I know my place in, in the world or whatever with how I, we're how I am financially, right?
And I am 100% not fucking wealthy and by any means at all.
And it's crazy when I say.
I could not afford a diamond chain.
I could not live in a house.
I could not buy a car right now if I want.
There's many things that I'm limited by.
It's like I'm not rich, you know what I mean?
But also I'm not poor either.
I'm happy where I am.
This is the best position I've ever been in my life, 100%.
You know what I mean?
But like I'm also not rich by any means.
So are you spending your stream money on like pig races or some shit?
Like what the fuck?
Dude, I'm not.
No, no, no.
We're about to break this down.
I know they want to know.
Okay.
I'll break this down.
You know, you get paid from YouTube once a month, right?
Okay.
I immediately take 30% like,
little bit more sometimes and I immediately just put that away for taxes because as a
YouTuber you don't have a boss who takes away your tax money and pays the government all
actually I have somebody that can do your taxes so you don't have to do that I already
haven't shot to Blasie okay but you you have to do that yourself put your tax money away so
I immediately take away 30% or whatever and it the more you make the more it is you know
I mean it's fucking scary how much it is can be sometimes and then anyways after that
got to pay mods I got to pay people that ask for help for thumbnails videos all this
stuff. It's like I'm spending more and more money on creating my content on top of like
just being able to do my ideas. You know what I'm like the IRL streams. Every single
time I do IRL stream, I spend like a hundred dollars or more and I'm, it's like I'm making like
five dollars. You know, like five, ten dollars in like donation money. It's like not that
crazy. It's like I do the content that like I want to do. You know what I mean? And that's why every
day whenever I can, I want to thank every single person who supports my channel because all the
content I create would not even be possible without your guys's support. The fact that I'm
able to stream Damnyer every day right now is because of you guys.
So I want to thank the harmonious game.
Thank you guys.
Shout to the harmonious chat, man.
We're my tent talkers.
Shout out to Morini's game.
We're my homeless people at.
Bro.
All right.
All right.
That was good.
I want to say shout to the small.
That was a great monologue.
Tell me all the Spliff Moto Gs and shit, man.
How did it go?
You're really good at Dodd.
You're literally just dodged like an engagement.
Yeah.
I'm not done with it.
I'm not done with it.
I'm not done with him.
I'm not done with him.
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you have?
The toxtigator.
I like that.
I know, for real.
I'm on his ass.
They don't have community too much.
I know, huh?
Yeah, no, yeah, you know,
spliff clips.
Actually, I'm off-a-all.
All right, so, you got off easy this time.
Let you tell a cart.
Cud Lord.
You really want me to grill your eyes?
I'm doxing myself.
Never mind.
I take him back.
You want me to grill you, bro.
I'm too drunk.
Grill that shit, bro.
Hey, you too drunk.
Let's go.
Let's take a shower now.
No, I just, I have no more chaser.
So I got to take a break.
I'm being a pussy, bro.
What do we have next on the topics?
I know it's my first day back.
Yuri, if you don't get it.
This is what I wanted to say, though.
Shout out to all, everybody and also the support split movie as well because you guys are doing, I don't spend none in my YouTube money.
I give it all to my daughter.
So you guys are my daughter.
So shout out to all you guys, man.
I love to hear that.
And shout out to, uh, I don't, people who like, I guess fuck will be.
I really had this day his stream rate like that.
You know, it's funny.
Half Evil posted that thing on Instagram where they were like, we just made a million dollars.
And was that within 24 hours?
Yeah, people thought like, oh, I remember my first million.
Nah, motherfucker.
Half evil made a million dollars in two days, man.
That's crazy.
Yo.
George called me at like, at 3 p.m.
He's like, bro, it's been an hour.
And he told me the amount, I haven't seen that.
I haven't seen that amount this year.
Probably no, it's like.
Yeah, no, they've, their brand makes a million a drop.
You know what I'm saying?
That's crazy.
But anyways, I was talking about that on stream.
Shout to George and Sam.
The hardest workers I've known for the last five years,
George is going crazy.
And George is like such a.
nice humble guy you know what i mean like like when you come up when i met him i don't get that
like vibe they get from other successful people sometimes well like oh i'm the shit
that's that's when you start identifying like fake success amongst real success like like the
real people who's succeeding they're not like popping and making you feel back you know i mean
but like george is someone who like bro he he totally lives within his means and he's somebody who
he identifies like my company might have made some money but that doesn't make me like oh i just made
60,000, a million dollars for me to buy a fucking house.
Yeah, that's not a million profit.
But also, I was, the reason why I brought that up is because I was talking about that
on stream.
I was like, dude, this is crazy.
Like, a million dollars within 24 hours, hell of people in the chat were like,
I'm a part of that million.
Like, they were like purchases of the fucking item.
And that's the hard thing.
Like, especially for like someone in the streetwear community.
Like, you never want to like overtly flex, you know.
Like, that's why I really didn't want to talk about my sweater.
It's like, because at the end of the day, it's not like, I gained this.
You know, of course I'm hustling and working and I'm providing a great product.
But, you know, I never want my, you know, we were having a conversation with this on Sharpie
last episode on like, Blasey, they really want to know what you'd be doing.
It's like, bro, I'm not trying to make that my personality trait.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I never want to be like, guys, I spent this and that and that, like, you know what I'm saying?
Well, you did spend $7.50 on a plane.
You made me like, you put, you pitted me at a corner.
I didn't want to say it at first.
But I feel like the differences, like you're not, you're not working.
you're working to be successful, yes,
but you're not working to be like,
I'm flexing on you guys.
You're working to kind of like,
you know, fulfill some sort of like void in your head
where you're like, I need to do this work
to make myself feel good.
And that comes with money
and you just like reward yourself.
But like you're not really doing it
just to be like, fuck you guys,
I got a Rick Owens.
You know what?
Yeah.
That's the difference.
I mean, some people are like that.
You got, I just went through a whole,
like, I'm past the whole honeymoon phase of money.
Like when I get a check, I'm not looking at it like,
oops, time to fucking do this and that.
Like, I don't own any watches.
or anything like that, you know, like all the money that hits my account, I just
that's my business this shit.
You broke a watch, you said.
Huh?
You said you broke a watch.
Yeah, shout to Hes.
He gifted me an alabaster.
That should last it a week on me.
Oh.
Yeah, I need to get that bitch repair, man.
But shout to Hesh.
Alabaster too, man.
But all that to say, I digress, guys.
And, you know, I don't think that, like, your earning should ever be a personality
trait unless you're like Floyd Mayweather and it's like undisputed that you're, but he gets
a lot of hate for that for the fact that he's just like so flexing.
But you do, you did see like a trend go.
in around 2017, 2018 with these
YouTubers like, you know what I mean?
$10,000 Louis Vuitton's
shock. That was a real, it was a real
toxic, it was a shallow moment in YouTube
history where it's like, bro, what are we
really looking at? You know what I mean?
But also, Mr. Beast was able to do it
humbly. Humbly. That's true, but Casey
nice that never, also, I don't
think any of the YouTubers who ever did those like
$20,000 flight, $10,000 flight
videos, they never really got any shit for that.
Well, they
they prove themselves as like becoming like
someone that's just going to be part of this like timestamp
and they're going to leave it at that because most of those
creators didn't really find longevity after that.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I'll bring a rice gum.
You know, he was one of those individuals where like he did start.
Yeah, he started off strong with content.
You know what I'm saying?
But like, you know, that was around the time with like Louis and Supreme were
collaborating where it's like guys, this fucking jacket's 5,000.
No one can get it.
This box logo is that.
You know, and it's like, it becomes toxic and it becomes very unrelatable to your, to your viewers.
And that's when you start losing your disconnect, no pun intended, but, you know, most importantly, your biggest connection with your audience members should be like whatever common ground you could find.
And not all of them are going to be able to take these private jets and these sweet.
So, like, the more you come off as unrelated, we've been, we talked about H3 earlier.
It's like the more people are going to find it troubling to, like, relate to you.
Well, that's another thing I want to say too as well.
because like
I feel like that's the same thing
like in terms of my stream too as well
like people like okay
you know some people probably can't relate to me
and like others
and other aspects or whatever
but like and people that are like
you know that watch my stream consistently
and like they're always in the chat
doing whatever
we all are always drinking
always having a good time
bro what?
Dude fuck that
that's like I'm like I'm drinking rona
especially everybody in the chat
always sending me pictures like you just wanted to
coronas.
You wanted to interrupt my
motherfucking niggas, man, let's go.
You're enabling your alcoholism to your chat.
You just interrupted Blasie to give a shout out to Corona.
Yeah.
No, I didn't give a shot.
I didn't even say Corona once.
He said we all drink Corona.
Well, I said they send me pictures and I'm drinking Corona.
You drink coronas.
I actually only drink Tito's now because of this nigga.
I can't even drink tequila.
Let you tell you got two coronas in front of you.
No, I said,
Titos.
I said when I'm at home, like, drinking Titos,
I only drink it because of this nigga because, like,
I used to only drink tequila.
But like, now just I don't even really want tequila.
Before I met Riley, I was only drinking
Hennessy.
Really?
What's the fuck?
You're a ratchet.
I didn't realize it was like the more expensive way.
Let me find out.
A flavoring?
Hennessy?
You're a freak.
Bro, I cannot see you drinking in Hennessy.
Oh, God.
Tune into my show.
Bro, I used to do $5 shots on my streams of Hennessy.
You know what thought.
Shut the fuck.
It was also Yeager too.
It was Yeager and Hennessy.
These guys are going to try to get me into alcoholism because I don't smoke.
Honestly, I don't blame it on us.
I don't want to sound like a fiend, but like I definitely want to hit a blunt right now.
It sucks.
I'm rolling this joint right now
You don't know how like
Riley I know you've been on pole duty all day
She's not in here
Oh shit
Who's on there?
Oh shit bossa bossa
Can we throw a pole real quick
Is Blasie allowed to hit the joint
Wait wait wait who won that pole
The most delusional
Like a day one already fucking
Not delusional
I mean
It's fucking 16 hours
Down bat
Yeah for sure
I mean I haven't took a tolerance break
For over a month
Since I was like
21 on 27 today.
Wait, be honest.
What was the last time you smoked?
The last time I smoked was around 1 a.m.
With MoneySigned Swade.
So you're going to smoke today.
You might as well smoke again.
You kick him to Swade a lot, huh?
Yeah, Swade.
We kick it like every other day, man.
We talk every day.
That's dope.
Wait, what was the, who won that poll for who has the highest IQ?
I did.
Don't know.
What?
What?
But beyond that,
that was the strangest sound I've heard my life.
All right.
Let's get back to the clothing.
Okay. So what do we have next other than the Pikachu?
Yeah, no one of this Pikachu.
This part is fire of the collab.
I like this part.
This is, Yuri, if you literally bring all house on your ass and just throw that shit across the room.
Fuck that shit.
Wow, that's crazy.
Okay.
Oh my God.
That is literally your drip, Yuri.
That is weak.
I'm literally wedging you and fucking tucking that ball main backpack.
Hey, wait.
Who owns, like, Pokemon?
Like, um.
Fucking Pokemon.
Nintendo?
No, Nintendo?
No way.
What are you talking about?
What have you seen Pokemon?
Oh, shit.
No, bro, there's no Super Nintendo Pokemon game.
Yeah, there is.
No, there isn't.
They're not even, are they in Smash Bros?
I don't know, but this is a girl's backpack.
I could see Riley wearing this 100%.
This is fine.
Like, I'm not wearing that boy.
Yeah, she just wants an engagement ring, Erie.
What's the matter with you?
I would rather spend $5,000 on this bag than $5.000.
You do want an engagement ring.
For you, for you, not for the,
I'm not saying I would want to get married
I'm saying the bag is worth more than the ring
You don't think you want to get married to Riley
I do want to get married to Riley
Then what are you waiting for
Can we put a poll in the chat
What the hell are you waiting for
I cannot afford a $5,000, $10,000
Diamond Ream
Bro you don't plan an NBA
Why are you going to $10,000 ring
How much is a ring?
Bro when I marry Allison I was broke as hell bro
600 bucks
If I get Riley a $300
dollar.
Oh,
bro, when me and Ali got married, bro,
we spent like all of our money collectively to go to Disneyland
and then I still think we went home
and fucking ate like
cut noodles or something.
Riley, I swear to God.
You're he trying to paint you as like
we were broke, man.
No, I'm not trying to paint.
But you have a computer.
Okay, you guys.
What's the bottom dollar?
I feel like Blasie and Tokenotomi like out of the most of yours friends.
Do you guys think I am a boozy type of girl?
No.
I don't think you're boozy.
You live within your means and you're happy.
Look at me.
I'm not saying Riley's bougie,
but I'm saying if I told you guys,
hey, Riley and I just got engaged,
how much was the ring?
300 bucks.
I would never ask you,
I would never ask you how much your ring is.
I've seen you.
Who,
who are like,
oh, how much you spent?
I would never ask you that.
I've seen you spend more on the ounce
than on a 300.
It's okay.
Yeah, bro.
We're in no rush.
We are in no rush.
I'm not saying that's how much I would spend.
Keep it a stack.
Would you appreciate a $300 ring?
I would love it.
anything.
That is
Capp.
That is Cous.
Do I
I talk to you?
I talked to
I think the ring.
I only got
Allison was like
$1,100
bro.
Hold on.
Let Riley speak right here.
I said what.
Do I not appreciate
anything you give me?
No,
that is true.
Riley's very appreciative
and she's very humble.
She's not a materialistic person.
But I
so are you paying the home girl
like some kind of
money-hundred thief?
I wasn't painting the home girl
and that's my girlfriend.
I wasn't paying my girlfriend
as anything type of thing.
But we did have a conversation
after I saw you the video
about Diamond being a scam, how she said
5,000.
What type of niggins?
You show your girlfriend,
hey,
hey, babe,
take a look at this.
As soon as we met each other,
like,
it was like,
aluminum is up and coming.
We got to get an aluminum.
Let me show you this marriage is a scam.
That's the equivalent of like,
you are like,
we got food at home,
bro.
You are the cheapest nigga of all time.
Literally.
This niggas said,
not the message.
Let me show you a video of why
I should not ever get this.
Yeah.
We will never get married.
That's smartness.
Wow.
No, I'm just kidding.
They'll get married with a handshake.
Like,
this is going to be more affordable.
I saw that video.
I first saw that video like a month or two before we met each other.
We were talking about,
we were talking about diamonds and I was like.
Riley changed your life.
Acknowledge that.
Yes, she did.
Because I was only eating Jack in the Box.
That's a T-shirt.
Before I met her, I was depressed, lonely, sad.
I wasn't as happy.
I wasn't as productive.
Taking can of butter dabs at my house.
I was like.
sleeping at Tokes house every night.
You know what I mean?
It was bad, bro.
For other reasons.
Definitely for other reasons.
Yeah, watch out.
It's okay.
I let you guys have your little thing.
Dude, sometimes I feel like
Tocke wants to assault Riley
with some of the shit stuff.
I know.
He's like, I'm gonna fuck you up,
Riley, shut up.
Oh, yeah, remember?
Oh, what's going on?
Hey, remember Riley got so mad at me one time
because we at Drew like surprise party.
We had your surprise party, right?
Uh-huh.
You told me to get the fuck out of the picture.
bro like she was like so we all took that group photo right and then like one more i was like all right riley you can get out of here for this one
and she's like she's like fuck you top why would you tell riley get out of a group photo boy bye that's crazy
hell no no took's like only guys in this one okay focus like definitely like my closest friend to yury i feel like so i could definitely say
wow blasey just shed a tear right now that's crazy that's fucked up what about house phone
What about Vell?
Riley picks and choose her favorites.
No, I would say
Tocan Blasie are probably like the
most, like the people that I talk to the most
out of Uri's friends.
But Riley has definitely given me
a funky look when she's seen me
downstairs with my toes out,
eating all the hot chitos downstairs.
No.
For right reason, right for the reason.
Really? I'm so loving.
And I do. Why do you?
No, I find the hot chitos all the time.
I cook for you guys.
No, Riley and Yuri are like A1
host guys if I can leave a Yelp review
it'd be five stars and no tip it would be a
old chicken shit one time I don't
even know what the fuck it was no that was not
me Riley you're bullshit
the only thing in the fridge is cold fishes
to slap Yuri with
that's when you were there but also
I have to say that one time I did order
like a buffalo wild wings for everybody
at the house and they came back
and they were plain
they were just plain wings that was that was crazy
because we ordered like 40
it was during the gulag
we ordered like 40 or 50 wings
with like three or four different flavors.
No, that was 72-hour stream.
Yeah, seven, two-hour.
With hell of different flavors.
And every single box came back to plane.
It was like, that's crazy.
But people were so hungry that we were enjoying anything.
Yeah, no.
And she was like, in and I was like, yo, did anyone?
Oh, we were all talking in the room together.
Like, did anyone notice?
And like, I don't think no.
Hey, to keep it a hundred though from ever hungry, I go to Yuri's crib.
It's going to be some pizza there.
It's going to be a fresh burger maybe, some oranges.
To defend Blasey and also everyone else who helped with the girls.
So ice cream.
If you guys are coming to help torture me, like fucking all throughout the night and whatever,
you make yourself at home, bro.
Do whatever the fuck you want, except going to our bedroom probably.
I don't know.
But there's certain rules that you can't break.
But I don't know.
Most rules is that you can do whatever you want.
I've gone to Yuri's house and left with a Sunday.
Bro, as soon as your, as soon as Horizon goes to your house, you go straight upstairs in his room,
jumps on his bed with his cat.
Same.
Riley.
Yowie.
I love Riley.
I love you.
You know, what's funny is...
I love Blasey.
Riley told me when I...
Lazy beans.
Your name is the only one she doesn't say.
Lazy.
She says everyone's name, Housephone, even.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Houseone's way hard than Blasey.
It doesn't roll off the tongue.
Blasie for sure rolls off the tongue.
Blasie.
I just lick this, Mike.
That's disgusting.
He's like plug-talk germs on and shit.
You said, bro, with what you said happened to this couch,
I wouldn't be surprised if there's some backslash on that, Mike.
He's for sure stuck this.
Never mind.
No, okay.
We've actually, I think people have put that whole mic in their mouth.
I'm not going to lie this backpack is Last King vibe.
Let you tell it.
Too soon, too soon.
Too soon.
What do you mean?
It is.
Too soon.
Too soon, bro.
It's been one day.
I have to agree.
Is it not?
I could see that at the last king.
It hasn't even been 24 hours, bro.
About what?
What are you talking about?
Oh, Cheryl's going to kick my ass.
Too soon.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Also, shout out to at the end of the day.
Listen, T.
T.
Tell out to at the end of the day.
design this weekend and I was a little reluctant I'm not gonna lie he had to be up all
saturday a bro key designs a shirt I didn't respond he's like oh so you're not fucking with me
I'm like all right let me do the shirt now and this motherfuckerer tries the bro I hit him with like
the decent homie price like yo can you look out for me bro I know you're fin to make some money
off of this he gives me he he gives me a setback and that gives him like the stone like the price
I would charge my cousin my biological cousin for a graphic okay and then they come on here
on Wednesday just to say
Oh Blasie
Blasie charged you?
You know like what the fucking
Brough I get
Edison charges me for the lights
You know what I'm saying?
I can't get a you know
A couple little dollars to grab a meal on the way home
Bro that's crazy
They tweaked out
That's why I put designed by Blasie secretly in the shirt
Oh
No way
To swear to God
To everyone who purchased the shirt
You all have one can you pull a shirt up right now
Wow
Hold on we got a you got a rest
Wait, hold on. Number one, those pants are crazy trash.
Do I text it to you or something like that?
Wait, babe, can we show these, are these pants showing right now?
Wait, what the, what the, dude, I'm gonna go people?
Who the fuck?
Bro, these pants are, like, this is something, when you're playing Pokemon and you're
run into, like, some sort of character you got to battle, this is what they're wearing.
Who the fuck, Blasie?
Be honest.
Why mean?
You know a lot of drippy wearers.
Nah, no one's wearing that bullshit around me.
That's for, like, rich losers.
Bro, this is crazy bad.
This is Balmain, right?
Balmain.
Are they designing this with their fucking eyes closed?
What is going on right now?
You know the craziest part too is like one of their creative directors, Matthew Williams,
is like a super talented designer, man.
And this is like, hopefully this was like his exit and he just wanted to shit on everybody.
This was like his version of at the end of the day shirt.
But like, I don't know this.
It kind of gives me like a Snoop camp Snoopy vibes.
What the fuck?
You know what I'm saying?
You're right.
But I don't know.
Like the whole Pokemon shit, that's, uh, yeah, could we zoom out and look at the other pieces?
Yeah, I was just going to say, I think they added another wife beater.
There you go.
What's up with them in the wife beaters?
They're just like exercise folk.
They're just like, bro, we love working out.
Okay, honestly, I'm not going to lie, the first t-shirt on the top left.
Yeah.
I feel like.
I can see myself like that.
The top right, no.
I could see like, you know, some dude at the club wearing that and he's too rich to question.
and you're just like, okay, whatever, you're successful as fun.
You got diamond necklaces.
You know, the bottom left is like, that dude's working out at Equinox,
and he's made no progress in eight months.
And he's wearing that shirt working out, probably.
The bottom right is this dude has, like, one of those Yu-Gi-O fucking card dueling things
attached to his arm along with the Pokemon Pokey decks.
Okay, yes, I got your...
Riley had no jumper?
No.
Okay.
Guys, send all your music submissions to Josh Lexington at nojumper.com.
Josh Lexington.
I was just thinking this the other day.
Poor Josh.
He gets so many things where people are like during the podcast.
They're like email Josh.
Email Josh.
He, his, there's no way he gets through his email.
Stop it.
It takes one second to click your email.
His email is probably insane.
It's a 275% that they want me to hit the joint.
Only Max said Ricky run off the set
Back
What does that mean?
Why is he wanting me to wrap?
Yeah, Matt, why you want Ricky to run off the set?
He's about to go on.
What job are doing?
This is the guy who does our topics off like Molly in Vegas.
Oh, he's high right now.
Yeah, he's right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's straight.
75% of people want to see me do bad.
That's what I'm reading right now.
And how the fuck does that math make sense?
Should Blasey hit the joint?
75% 24% note was 1% undecided?
The fuck?
That's actually true.
I'm rocking with the 1%
I don't know if I should hit the joint
1.1K votes though
I don't know
Maybe next week I'll come and I'm very intellectual
And I'm proper and you know I speak like this
First day you're trying to hit the joint already
You went for a long ride
It's crazy bro day one is crazy
Brough
I don't know what I'm doing when I'm alone at home
With this mountain of wax and fucking
Not even day one hour 16
All this that's awful lot of gelato
Just chilling down my crib
Let me hold on to it for the whole month
This big chief pack
Give me all your puff goes
Oh my God
Well I honestly
Don't listen to Toc
Because when I was doing this month of alcohol
Tocke was like
You're not gonna make it
You drink a shot every day
Blah blah blah
You're not gonna make it blah blah blah
Guess what
31 days sober
And now I'm drunk
Wow
You came along
You deserve this drink
Yuri
Thank you
But do you think that the first week of October
I really want to tell it
Can I piss on live
And just give y'all a drug test
You can go to the bathroom
What the fuck is wrong with you bro?
I could be in the cut
What?
Like, really, bro.
No.
It would work out.
I just want to show the chat that I'm committed.
This is going to take his dick out on live and piss.
I mean, they also want to see me smoke weed.
What's worse for this platform?
Bro, this is-
Are you kidding me?
But honestly, speaking to piss, this might be like a jump in the subject.
But I didn't watch the video yet.
But I saw Ricky posted a video where he said,
selling my kids to pawn shops.
That is an amazing video
Fuck these topics
We're talking
Oh god
Fuck all this Pokemon
Pikachu shit
Man
Fuck your topic
I didn't watch the video
But what was the reaction
When you try to sell
Your quote unquote kids
To a punch shop
Yeah it's not
So it's not my kids
So I got this little valve
Or whatever
It's glass valve
I went to Walmart
What's a valve
It's like the test tube thingy
Oh okay
I just said valve
Because it sounds right
Right
That sounds right word
Yeah
But yeah yeah
Anyway
And I put some soap in it
Or whatever
And I went to the pawn shop
I told him I was like
I'm in trouble with the cartel.
Jesus Christ.
And I don't have any way.
You know what I mean?
So here's my kids.
And yeah, they were, how do you respond to that?
Did you get any buyers?
No.
So you, so you, your YouTube videos, are you just like fucking with people with
people and shit?
I mean, it's just, yeah, it's like fucking with people, bro.
But it's kind of like shit that I would do in high school.
Like, like, yeah, with a camera on, honestly.
Yeah.
Is it mainly being filmed in Indiana or you brought it to L.A.?
Oh, no.
It's everywhere.
Indiana, Florida, California.
That's all.
When you guys were talking about somebody.
When you guys are talking about somebody that doesn't have like any drip, they spend their money to just go travel and shit.
That's literally what me and Victor do for video.
That's fire.
Like I've never owned designer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But if it came down to it, you'd rather spend your money on a memory and like something that you actually get experienced, right?
A hundred percent.
But I think it's cool to every not like every once in a while buy something that you work hard for.
You can look at it like, damn, I really put on for it.
You know what I mean?
For sure.
Every once in a while.
But like, yeah, I'm not.
I don't think I'll ever be like the splurge type of thing.
Yeah.
It's too much of a toxic
Let you tell it, bro.
What are you, bro?
I literally agreeing with the, oh, I don't like to squirts.
It took me a whole clothing collection to buy one sweater.
This is the first sweater ever bought in the last year.
You bought a plain sweater for $750, bro.
It made you feel better if it had fucking Pokemon on the back.
Somebody can start their whole streaming life with that.
And you're, you spend it on a plain hoodie.
They could got somebody can buy a mic, a PC, a couple monitors.
And they can get cracking, bro.
You could have bought a Yiri dab donation with the amount you spent on that Corona.
Facts.
What do you mean this?
Nigget, what are you talking about?
$2, $4?
This shit adding up, man.
You're wrong for that, took.
You spending all this money on alcohol.
You need to spend this money on crypto.
You know, it's crazy?
I wear it's hard to do it.
So I'm going to keep fucking doing it.
Oh, but I can't wear a fucking non-piquet shoe designer sweater.
A $750, $150 million is crazy.
A blank hoodie, too.
I regret telling y'all how much.
I'm not doing it.
tell the card again. Bro. No, no, no, no. For $750, nigga, I better be able to press a button
on my shit and I call Rick Ohman's himself. Bro. Let's you tell. I can't even think.
Every fucking time. I can't even figure out how to use your faucet, bro, because you live in two
futuristic of a mansion. Number one, I want to say, I don't want people to think I'm just
a motion. First of all, I've told this thing a million times. It's a motion detect.
It doesn't turn off. All you got to do is you just put your hands under it.
Bro, it doesn't make sense to turn a motion sensor thing off with your hands.
You put your hands under it and then you just wave it again.
Boom, it's off.
This whole podcast has been us defending that we are broke.
Bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Two of us are, bro.
Because I'm a motion detective faucet.
Bro, okay.
Blasie, I feel like I don't want.
It's my, I don't want my trolling and toke strolling to make you prevent yourself from spending your money on drip.
I don't spend money on clothes like that, bro.
Like, I made these fans.
I appreciate it.
$750 Manila folder.
Are you crazy?
And that's the only sweater I own.
Bro, you're crazy.
That's cat.
You ever see me wear a sweater on disconnected?
I'm sorry, bro.
That's actually true.
Pull the thumbnails.
You do usually wear shirts.
But yeah, you chose to buy a sweater when L.A. is experiencing 100 degree weather every
single day for the next week.
I have $700.
If you, if that was a $75 hoodie, granted.
$750 for a hoodie in a summer.
I'm returning this stupid ass sweater, bro.
Fuck you.
You better pick up that ring.
Oh, God.
It's just $750.
Think what the fuck?
Rick Owen is like laughing at the sky right now.
He's like,
no,
I'm bringing a pro club short,
a pro club shirt,
some and one shorts and like some fucking
dusty ass thongs.
$750.
When I get home,
all got to say is off.
And this motherfucker
I better unzipped,
put itself on the hanger,
all type of shit,
bro.
Hell no.
Watch yourself.
Yeah,
like,
Wait a second.
Who the fuck is this?
Wait, zoom in.
Can we zoom in?
No, we probably can't.
This is a crazy-ass caption.
They say if I lick it you, you, your minds, but if I bite you, then your minds forever.
Wait, is this a filter or is this a condition?
I'm so, I'm confused.
Bro, this will have to suck blood to survive, it looks like.
No, bro, I'm not going to make fun of them until I figure out what this is.
Could we go on his page real quick?
I'm sorry?
Yeah, this is crazy.
Al-a-Kurd Phoenix, that just sounds vampiric.
That animated photo
Oh my god
This man is like
He had 38K with five likes
It's cap
This is what happens
When you listen to too much
Too much of the whole lot of red out
210 views
38K
This is a
This is a bunch of helmet
Where my VAMSat in the chat
ASAB Rocky Trippin
Oh no
Come on here
Fuck you up
Fuck that
You know
Talking about purple swag
Brough
All right next
Fuck that
Oh no no
We got to get off his page.
Oh, yeah.
I'm scared.
Give me out.
Give me out.
Oh, my God.
I'm scared, bro.
We too.
Yeah, let's block.
Hold on.
Can we click on the monster?
Never mind.
The monster one was crazy.
I kind of want to block his ass.
Bro.
We can't do that, dude.
Let's fucking, let's be the vampire.
Hey, from here, I thought he had like a condition with his face.
It looked kind of crazy.
Yo, but my man, sit the fuck down.
He got plastic surgery to make his, like, his teeth one inch longer.
Yeah, man.
Oh, that's the only thing different.
The teeth S, my nigga, S-Bess X,
he got like,
his cheek shit going on, the chins a little bit longer.
There's many things happen.
Good dad swag, man.
Well, I just had habit last night.
Delicious.
I designed this shirt like three years ago, actually.
That's right.
Yeah, too, man.
Wow.
10 out of 10, man.
This paid for that Rick.
In the good, uh,
roast crants nut pants.
Shout to my.
Hey, he'd be tricked.
Let you sell it.
Yeah.
You were wearing paint pants for a week straight.
Put that tongue away, bro.
This is 10 out of 10 trip.
I fuck with this shirt.
I don't even know what brand.
brand that is, but that shirt is dope. What the fuck is this photo? How do you crop the person
you're next to and yourself? No face, no face. And his pants are dope too. This pants are hard.
There might be a picture of the neck. You said those are weak? Hell yeah. You got some weak-ass
pollination, fake-ass, uh, brain-dead pants from there. Blas, he probably knows his brand.
What is this? I know you're not talking, nigga. Hell no. I'm talking everywhere with,
against those. Fuck that. You look like you fin to buy a load out in impans. I'm not talking.
Fuck all that shit, bro.
Those are hard, bro.
No, the only, the only hard, never mind.
I don't want to be disrespectful, bro.
Run your brand up and keep going hard.
Wait, wait.
And he shows.
That's his brand.
Wait, hold on.
Can we go back to the last photo?
Oh, last photo?
That's 10 out of 10.
He blocks his face out.
Okay.
Maybe he's trying to be discreet.
Next photo, you can see his face clearly.
Why did you spend the extra time blocking your face out?
This was counterintuitive.
The bill hype.
These pants are hard.
That shirt is hard with the like H on the side.
That shit's dope, bro.
I'm sorry.
Very underwhelming ending of that.
Whoa.
This got to be Photoshop.
I don't know what it is.
I can't point it, but this is Photoshop.
Something looks gloomy.
Oh, no, man.
Well, okay.
All right.
What we own, bro.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What we are on, bro.
Welcome to Disconnected when we review talks.
This is crazy, bro.
Next slide, please.
Nice lump.
That was the homie after what, after going on his 4U page yesterday.
You're going to get kicked out of a bar.
Bro.
A lump with knobs
Oh, fuck all that
Yeah, we need to get out of here
No more new obscene
We know you're fucking promoting your brand
Brambe, bro
Obscene?
I would not cop, I'm sorry
It's obscene you look at us
For promo like that, bro
Oh my God
Oh, okay
I'm linking up with this guy
On offer up to buy a PS5
And he's keeping my money
On the PS5 probably
Yeah, he's the show
He'll keep you and shit
Walking right in the house
You're gonna see what house
You're going to be shit about it
And we linked up
At the police station parking
That's the crazy part
You're dope
What the fuck?
Oh hell
Nice taking this shit
This is Yuri art
No wait
This is not real
This is an NFT
This is like some
Digital Art shit
There's no way
They put this up here
They did
Wow
Amazing
That's beautiful
That shit's getting fucked up
I would rip off
An arm
And take it home
Oh it's real
Why would someone make that
You could have done something
else with like 16 hours
Of your time
It looks like tuna canyon
This is Yuri and Riley
If they're from like
San Diego or something.
Yeah.
And if Yuri's,
never mind,
never mind.
Riley actually did live in San Diego,
FYI.
Well,
this is Yuri if he's from fucking Vallejo.
All right,
we go to the next one.
That looks like me
if I was like,
non-binary.
That was,
yeah,
yeah,
I was like,
I'm not saying anything.
I'm like,
I'm like,
right,
yeah,
nope,
no,
I don't know what's going on.
Yeah,
yeah,
he's going to be missing
the next episode.
I know,
for real.
I love you guys.
I apologize for my comments.
Bro, I'll see you guys next time.
Whenever that is.
Honestly.
I mean,
I mean, never mind.
This is a cool fit, man.
Shout out to Jackson.
I hope I'm pronouncing that right.
I like the rainy vibes because I haven't seen rain in years, it feels like.
Yeah, I like it, man.
Solid fit, man.
I'm wearing this shit on the first day of school.
Okay.
First day of school drip.
Whose phone is this?
Hey, wait, speaking of the first day of school.
Yo, can we pull up that shit I emailed, y'all?
Hey, speaking of school, like, when did people start going back to school in August?
I thought, like, school was always going back in September, right?
No, I've always went to school in like August 15, 20th.
Bro, Paramount was different.
Don't have to-no.
No, stop it.
That's one week away.
Don't actually you're not hype.
You're like, fuck, yeah, Horizon goes to school.
I get to drink some of corona.
Horizon only two, bro.
No school yet?
No.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah, come on.
What time you're-hmm?
Yeah, Hollywood High, right?
When did you start school?
Right.
That's fucking five, six.
Four?
Four?
So until 4, you're clueless.
Yes.
Santa is, or at least I did.
I tried to.
Wait, so until 4, you don't know shit.
Yeah.
That is crazy.
Bro, Horizon knows more dinosaurs than I know.
Oh, my God.
By name.
Damn.
Oh, my God.
She loves dinosaurs so much.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't even know how she knows all this stuff, but it's crazy.
It's crazy.
She's been teaching me stuff sometimes.
I really want to show y'all this little, like, this little, uh, uh,
Easter egg in this design.
Let's see if I can air drop it to someone in here.
Yo, just give her the phone, bro, so she can do it.
Don't throw it.
Actually, grab that Dr. Pepper when you're over there, please.
The Dr. Pete.
The DP, please.
Hit me with the DP.
It's right over there.
Okay, so awesome.
Anyways.
What up?
How are you guys doing?
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
Bro.
This was, that was perfect.
That was a good throw.
But I've lost all carbonation.
at this point. It's flat.
That was a really good throw.
Blasey's like, I'm going to make this drink like I am myself.
Yeah, bro.
Flat.
So did you go play in GTA role play?
No, I couldn't figure it out, bro.
Okay, honestly, I have to ask this honest question.
How are so many people playing GTA roleplay when, number one, all the lobbies, you've got
to wait an hour, you got to join the Discord, you got to do an interview, you got to ask
all these questions, you got to get on your knees and beg and fucking gawk,
3,000 for fucking to just get into roll
to get in the server. I'm like, how many
people are joining these servers? This shit's
ridiculous how hard it is to get in a fucking server.
Because it's so popular now, but bro,
you don't have, all right, I'm essentially, I know
this dude, but you're going, I only
know him, like, he only has, like,
access to, like, the YBN server. In his backyard.
YBN server. Oh, okay, okay. But,
like, then that means you got to, like, gang bait. Mac
is calling me right now. I should answer?
I have to gang bait? Yeah, call, the answer.
I've never been.
Tell him we're on air, though.
Don't.
You're on the mic.
Don't redact him.
Yeah, we're on stream.
What up?
Hey, I have a GCA lobby for us.
So just tapping with me after the stream.
Okay, perfect.
Hey, he's watching this bitch live.
Damn.
I know, shut up.
Hey, yo, hey, yo, Mac.
Wait, what are you doing right now?
I'm doing the timestamps.
Oh, let's go.
Hey, bro.
Can you do us all a favor?
Can you raise your right hand and smack the shit out of yourself?
Oh, shit.
Are you hung up?
Why for the Balmain
Pokemon thing?
Yeah.
I sent that to him.
I also DM that shit to him in the morning.
I actually seen that in a group channel.
I'm like,
no way they're going to talk.
We got to talk about this.
Oh, my God.
Were we able to find that pick?
I don't think so.
But yeah,
but I know.
I got,
yeah,
bro,
you know,
bray,
is fun,
but I don't want to play
in like the gang bang servers
anymore.
That's just kind of crazy
because it gets some person.
You were in gang banging services?
I used to play in the YBN server,
right?
There's no gang bangers.
There's no gang bangers on GTA role.
Yeah, I know that.
But like, I used to play in the YBN server, right?
Yeah.
And basically, like, it was this shit called like Lost Scanlis.
And like, nigga, they was like, you know, different like real L.A. hoods in the game.
And they were dissing real L.A. hoods in the game.
And also dissing dead niggas from real L.A. hoods in the game.
And I'm like, ah, I can't be a part of this.
This is crazy.
They're going too deep into the role thing.
Because I was streaming at first on Twitch and I was like, I was living in Switzerland at the time.
So I'm like, all right, this is not that bad.
Then I start, then they start dissing people that I actually like knew.
Then I was like, oh shit.
This is crazy.
This is what you're trying to send me?
No, that's only.
That's only, you want to get Yuri, like, wrapped up in like LA gang politics?
I think he will probably be a cop or something in there.
I probably, but honestly, it's, it's, it'll be funny.
Dude, if I want to play Rust, I hop on Rust, I search a server or I click on a server, I'm in.
If I want to do GTA role play, you've got to buy a GTA.
You've got to get this program or three other programs.
You got to do this.
You got to do that.
You got to lock into this other third party.
You're making up step.
Bro.
No, I'm not.
You're doing way too much.
No, I'm literally not.
You got to buy the game.
You got to turn on your computer.
You got to,
you literally have to get the game, the, the server program, obviously Discord.
And then the fucking, the voice chat thing.
I forgot what it's called.
And you also got to do an interview and be like, hey, please.
You don't have to do that.
You don't have to.
Well, I don't just for that server.
I am not ever going to put it.
I don't know about further server.
I don't know you have to do interviews and shit.
That's crazy.
I'm not, I wouldn't play.
The one I was trying to play.
Somebody hooked me up with the shit and got me in.
That's the only reason why I started playing.
But other than that, if I had to do an interview to play a game, I'm not going to be.
They do take that shit very serious, though.
Like, isn't it like if you die like you're low-key dead for five minutes?
No, you're like, you're like dead for like the whole day.
Oh, yeah.
You're like, like, murder is like a serious offense on that.
Yeah, yeah.
You're like dead for like the whole day sometimes.
On top of that, I heard that there's like rules where if you enter a server, you have to play the role where you are.
And you break it at any point.
point you're out and you can't get back into the server.
Yeah, they won't kick you.
They can't kick you out yet.
Bro, this is a cult.
What kind of fucking cold video game is this?
I don't want to join this shit.
It's cool though.
Bro, that's why I backed out, bro, because it was just like, bro.
Bro, literally I was from 11 deuce Hoover in the game, bro.
I swear to God.
Swear to God.
In the game, guys.
In the game.
In the game, right?
Okay.
And bro, niggas is just like going crazy distance.
I just, I just, I stopped playing.
I'm like, I cannot play this, bro.
This is crazy.
Wait, Ricky, you play?
And I'm talking about this is niggas from like, you feel me?
It's niggins from like.
Kentucky.
Yeah, from all over, bro.
That's never been to California in their life talking crazy.
Like they, you know, like there.
And I'm like, bro, this is wild.
And you're in Switzerland like, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Yeah, I was in Switzerland playing that shit.
I was just like, bro.
I just stopped playing that shit.
I was like, you were for sure using like those this is like, man, fuck y'all.
I didn't.
Man, fuck Ashley's.
I was playing on Twitch.
So I did not use those dishes, no, bro.
No, you're for sure like, man, fuck coronas.
Nah, bro.
I didn't, I just played the game, bro.
I tried to not do, I tried to do as least talking as possible.
I used to just mute my mic from the, like, from the game.
You should have just hopped on regular GTA and like, I don't know.
No, role play is fun.
They should make roadplay look so fun.
You wanted to play it.
But then, like, when it started getting to that point, I was like, bro, this is crazy.
Wait, wait, hold a whole.
How did you enter a server?
Was it easy?
Well, I mean, I'm not really like a.
tech dude or anything. So it's like, and I was in a call, like a Discord call or whatever.
Okay.
And it's just like, oh, press this, go here. Say we're here. And then you do something wrong
and you just talking to a character that's dressed up as a cop, nigga, tell me why you
can't do what you just did. He got to keep, he got to do his job to make sure the service
fun for everybody. Are you serious? And I get it. It's like what the fuck is a video game,
right? But it's kind of cool, bro. But does that guy, like the guy who plays the cop?
Does he get play as like a, like a street driver or some shit the next day?
Or is he just because he just because he's just a cop. I don't know what they get from it.
A cop all day long.
The dudes that play the cops, they be taking pride in the game, bro.
Wow.
A lot of people take pride, even no matter what character it is.
But like these niggas be taking pride in the game.
Is that like a higher tier of like a role where you like you start off as a bum, you go off to gangster and then you go off to businessman?
Then you go off to cop.
That I don't know because I started off playing a game with a group of niggas that I just knew from like the internet.
You know what I'm saying?
So it was just like they already had a group of niggas that he was late.
So I just joined a shit.
So I don't know how you actually start off if you just joined by yourself.
Damn.
You know what I think really happened is you join the server.
It's a gang server as you described.
They ask you to pull a mission.
It's not a gang service, the YBN server.
You failed the mission.
You got kicked out.
That's what happened.
No, I just didn't.
I just was like, I was kind of over it, bro.
You got to think.
And like this is the time like my wife was pregnant to.
So this, I didn't have shit to do.
She was always sleep or just like watching TV.
So you could have helped your wife, you know, with her contractions.
But instead you're getting drunk.
watching playing a cop on GTL.
Here we go.
Here you go.
Let you tell it.
I know.
Let you tell it.
This is the early stage of her pregnancy.
First of all,
bitch.
Hell,
it's weeks before the baby's coming out.
Hell no,
I was not playing that shit.
She's screaming in the other room.
Hell no.
Then like,
yeah,
nah,
but.
Help!
She was just like,
always just like sleeping a lot
or just like chilling
watching TV.
So like,
nigga, I had nothing to do.
I can't even speak any,
any language.
Talks on the stream.
Like,
yo,
thank you guys so much
for subscribing.
You just hear,
help
yeah help
just the fuck
go up
Ali
yeah
you know
Ali
you come up here
and fuck both
oh my god
that's true
okay
yeah
I'm joking
around
what do we have
for music
actually
so we got the
Pierre
pierre
wow
oh my god
I'm gonna let you
taggo for it
this
sobriety month
ain't hitting
you too well
um
Pierre
Born
good movie
album
I haven't heard
a single
person in
my subjective
circle talk
about listening
to Pierre
born
so I don't know
you know
It was crazy. I got a lot of, like, well, not a lot.
I got like four Pierre Bourne songs on my set list that I usually DJ with.
Like, those are like my to go songs too, just to like fill in parties or whatever.
So I fuck with Pierre Bourne, but am I checking for this album?
Not really.
I'm, I'm, but I see a lot of people tuning in.
Pierre Bourne really got his own cult fan base.
Yeah, he does.
That's true.
Like, he's somebody where he's not looking for like an offset feature necessarily.
Like, he knows what he.
he could bring to the table and I feel like he's been
really grooming his audience to like accepting
his sound. Well he has it he has an interesting
story where like what the fuck is
this nigga wrote a fucking that's for me
to let's for me personally
passed up over here by the way actually this
this is a mosquito
penitentiary joint
I'm Mr. Mansion
of turn on turn off faucet with emotions
and all this stuff yeah you know this is
what us regular people smoke over here
I watch big y'all could afford we don't
even like no let me just call
bullshit guys because I watched
I watched Big Chief
just hand this nigga probably like
a half ounce of weed. Oh God.
And this nigga's rolling that, bro.
Yeri is full of shit.
This is a personal.
Rich man. Personal what?
Some people don't even have weed.
Bro. Look at this.
Gone in a day easily.
That's not true. Come on, man.
Yuri.
Easily.
Listen, you want to do the 10 talks?
You want to do the Harmonious Man Challenge?
You want to check out the Harmonious Man Challenge?
randomly throughout your day
go on his live stream
he's rolling a he's rolling a spliff
shut the fuck up bro
take a shot every time he rose a spliff
all right that's it I will be drunk
for the next
forever
I will have joints
rolled pre-roll
you're never gonna catch me rolling joints
I'm always gonna be dancing around
or doing some crazy shit
bro literally you row more paper than weed right now
bro okay man bro okay
bro you are you know what you're doing right now
you're poor shaving me
I'm not poor shaming you
I watch Big Chief just hand you an ounce.
I have multiple real estate properties.
I literally just watch my daughter's going to school.
Yeah, exactly.
All my money goes to my daughter.
I have multiple real estate property.
You're back because I'm a good parent.
Oh, you asshole.
You're rolling one little portion of weed.
I'm just saying you full of shit.
You're talking about United States or Switzerland.
I'm confused.
Wait, what?
Oh, okay.
Huh?
Are you, bro, are you having anxiety attack?
I'm saying you full of shit.
Because you, I'll let, bro.
Okay, okay.
You want me to be.
honest right now, I put up, I
grind it up a bit of weed, right?
And I like to roll a specific
size joint. I rolled one of them
that we smoked together and this is the
weed I had left over and I rolled it into a joint
because I was like, I'm a smoke this by myself.
Is it selfish? I don't know.
It's going to smoke itself because that's
Oh my fucking God, dude.
I'm going to smoke it.
No.
Well, you should. It's all paper.
It's all paper, so it's not really, it doesn't
kind of smoking weed at all, right? Shut the
fuck up.
You know, we got to smoke.
We have head to a function real quick.
Oh, okay, bro.
We got a dip.
You know, thanks for having me, bro.
This is just a lot of fun.
Hell yeah.
A huge shout out to Ricky.
Thank you so much for pulling up, man.
Thank you so much.
Even if you fuck don't fuck don't fuck don't
don't you.
Yeah, guys,
your fellow donkey advocateer,
we appreciate you pulling up.
You know what I mean?
Speaking the good word of the donkey.
He fucks dogs.
He fucks oranges.
I'm getting my God.
I don't have any sex.
Thank you to Ricky for coming on the very first episode of Harmonious hour.
Thank you so much, man.
Shout to Chibu.
Shout to Chibu.
Shout to Chibu.
Thank you guys so much, man.
And watch that chub out there, bro.
Yo, what?
It sounds like a recurring problem.
I don't know.
You're going to have to rewind the clip.
I don't know.
He said, watch out for that chub out there.
No, watch the chub.
Like, I don't know.
Oh, my God.
I'm a leitur for you, Paige, tell it.
I'm a no, no, no.
I'm not.
I'm at a table full of freaks.
Shout to fucking.
He's shot to Chubbush.
Shout to the victim.
Thank you guys.
Appreciate y'all.
Hey, they called you Klazzi yesterday.
on Reddit. That was pretty funny.
I didn't even think about that.
Wait, hold on. You guys want to hear a random fact about Chibu.
He has a very horny for you page on TikTok.
And he put his ass in your face.
Other than those two things, something I did not even know at all until we were on stream
together. But Aiden Ross has hosted these like speed dating streams before where like, you know,
yeah, you've seen him.
Yeah, you've seen him, whatever, right?
Chibu was a part of one for Ruby Rose.
And he was the winner.
No way.
Yeah, he was.
And he still, apparently to this day, gets shit.
Let's go.
People call him a scammer.
People call him a cheater, a hacker.
Why?
They say, there's no way you won that.
There's no way she chose you out of everyone else.
People were mad at him for winning.
She did.
No way.
I'm so jealous.
Wait, that nigga knows Aiden Ross?
I'm so jealous.
He was on the stream with him.
Me and the homie be sending like Ruby Rose photos to each other.
Like, bro, look how bad she is.
I swear to God.
Oh, I thought I said you, she is so fine.
Yeah, she really is.
Shout to Ruby Rose, man.
Advid disconnected watcher, presumably.
Really?
I don't know.
I thought it was kind of interesting how in that one video of Big Mouth,
she's like very, very promoting gangbanging and a certain part of gangbanging, you know, a certain sector.
She was up in the section.
And then after.
I had a homie who pulled up to that shit, too, to the video shoot.
They're like, we need bloods.
I was like, dude.
Bro, and then afterwards, she did an interview where she said,
I only did it because I thought it was cool
I'm not actually a gangbanger
I'm a rich girl I can respect that
I mean you're being honest
you know I mean maybe maybe in the later part of the
bro what is what people like
that like grow up good that want a gangbanger
that's what I'm saying bro it's like dude
Ruby Rose during her I think she did an interview
with Adam a long time ago and during the interview she said
like my dad's rich I grew up rich
bro like it's bro guys it's so cool not to game bang
bro. It's so cool. It's the coolest shit. People will gang bang their whole like early
childhood get to a point in life where they don't have to gang bang anymore and say, thank
God I don't got to do that anymore. Bro. You know, so even bro, you don't, bro. I cannot stress
the fact to, to you guys enough that it's so cool not to do it. Exactly. Literally, you're going to be
able to to reach heights in your life. Not that gang banging restricts you on that, but it, I mean,
definitely for the majority of gangbangers, it definitely
restricts them from like reaching their full potential.
Of course there's exceptions to the rule where they become even more successful.
But like I don't know, man.
Just those like say no to drug culture, like those McGruff videos and shit that we had in
middle school.
Bro, they were literally passing coloring books of like Cholos doing heroin.
Really?
At my high.
No way.
And that really like some, really like put a fucking a note in my head.
Like don't be fucking around with that shit, you know?
Are you serious?
Bro.
Yeah.
You know it's crazy too as well.
like and I know everyone's like, all right, I'm, you know, next up, whatever.
Like, there's are some people that have really good music, bro, like, and shit.
Like, and people like look up to like all these like gangster rappers like, oh yeah, I'm really,
you know, in the streets doing this shit, doing that, whoop, whatever.
Bro, there's think of, just, if you just think about how many gang bangers there are, right?
There's millions, right?
How many of those, how many of those millions are famous?
Very, very, very slight.
Very, very few.
Very.
Great question, but I'm going to let you tell it.
GTA gangbanger.
What do you mean?
You just said you're game banging on GTA.
It's a game.
That's the role I had.
That's what I'm not sure if this is a good reference point, but I saw statistics saying that there's 10 million, 10 million skateboarders in California.
I mean in the United States.
How many of them are making money on skateboarding?
Very little.
1%.
If not.
way less than 1%
way less than 1%.
I'm technically a skater.
And how many people you think
like grew up in the culture
where like you know,
you know,
due to certain circumstances,
they grew up around gang banging
and all that stuff
and they thought like
this is like my call to fame.
Like I can use this to progress.
You know what I mean?
Like or whatever like you know
use this as like my my like entry point into like
I don't think most gangbangers
go into it thinking like
oh I'm gonna get famous off this shit.
You know it's like you're part of the area.
You know you start figuring out
you don't like your cousins from there you know you start being adjacently you know frequently
frequenting with them you feel me you talk about what you went through like or gone through or something
like that rather than like what you think is interesting sure i don't think anyone's like going into
gang banging getting jumped in and watching their friends die thinking like oh i'm for show game
famous off this maybe there's a couple like perverted motherfuckers who think that way but like
i think generally speaking it's like it's family oriented you feel me it's like you grew up on a certain
street you know you hang out with certain people at your high school you fin to just like
register yourself into that shit you know i definitely realize that in high school um skateboarding is
the catalyst though of gang banging or like other subcultures because i feel like all my gang banging
homies at least the Hispanic ones they were all skaters at first really yeah and you either decide
to take skating serious yeah or you just kicking and pushing and tagging all day because like yeah
most of the times like especially growing up in lay most of the times skate parks were at a gang's part
On God.
And nigga, like,
Oh, that's actually true.
You either fucking start skating more or you start going to the tables.
On God.
Wait, what do you guys think about this?
Because I noticed this one.
I was a kid going to different areas.
My parents would be like, you went to this area.
You're like, why would you go there, blah, all this stuff?
And I would tell them, like, dude, like, it's a weird thing that I've noticed.
But if you're just a dude walking down the street and like, you know, some gangbangers or whatever walking down past you,
they might ask you some questions or whatever it is happens.
But if you're a skateboarder doing your own thing, skating, something.
spot and some gangbangers come up to you, most likely, in my subjective experience, 99% of the
time, they're like, bust a kick flip.
Yo, sick, let me see.
You know what I mean?
It's like they're always-gangangers love skaters.
Half of them skate.
I noticed that.
They can all kickflip.
Don't you think.
But they all hang up at the same part all the time.
Don't you think that like skateboarding kind of can save you in certain situations?
For sure.
I mean.
For sure.
Hell yeah.
You know, I have two homies, bro, growing up in middle school.
One's a jailbird because of gang banging.
The other one's homeless from drugs.
I steered away from hanging out with them too much because I decided to skateboard more often in ninth grade.
And that shit's some real life shit, you know, where they decided to, you know, kick it at the tables.
You know what I mean?
Hang out a little bit more.
They start doing meth.
They start becoming fucking, you know, uh, fucking kleptomaniacs.
Bro, a lot of niggas, a lot of niggas, brother, I've known for like a lot, a long time, bro, or like homeless on the boarwalk and shit.
And just like.
That shit breaks my heart, bro.
Or just like on an outskirts of vintage is homeless.
throughout the city and I'll, you know, sometimes I'll see him or like, and they'll be like,
oh, yo, what up?
How are you doing, bro?
And you feel on me?
I'm like, you know, like, bro.
I'm in the same shoes, too, because I remember when I worked on Hollywood Boulevard selling
tours for Star Line tour.
Yeah.
I then realized, like, I was only like 21, 22 when I got that job.
But then I then realized like when I would have to be opening up my kiosk like at 7.30
in the morning.
Yeah.
I would see some of my homies that I used to kick it with or I still sometimes kick a
kick it with.
homeless on the Holland Boulevard
and I was just like
you know it's like no one wants to talk about that shit
no wants to be like promoting that they're homeless
but then you realize certain things like
damn this fool like sleeps on the street
that's the shit that has me feel like
tremendously guilty bro
you know what I'm saying because like
Survivors guilt or something
yeah because I mean I have
99% of the people I grew up with
still are in the same place
you know what I'm saying and that that shit breaks my heart
when I have home what's the Jack Black effect
I don't know
did you write that baby
the Jack Black effect?
Yeah, just like
What does that mean?
The fact that he
tries to
Oh shit
Damn, we called Riley out on her blood
What is the black jack effect?
Like he
Give us an example
Like he promotes
Metal?
Not rock
No, not rock.
Why is Etsy on the like recent
Oh, what are you using?
You were on a computer way too much.
You were on this computer.
You're gonna fuck up the IP.
Hell no.
He's like, yo, Josh, is it cool?
I stay here a couple extra hours.
What's some research?
Were we ever able to find that artwork?
Did that ever pop up?
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
Artwork.
I'm sorry, we didn't even talk about this as a pre-topic for Black Jack.
Jack Black, sorry.
God damn.
God, damn.
Wait, wait.
You said Black, Jack?
Wait, let's bring up, wait, let's bring up the shit verse before we forget, because I actually want to see this.
We got a few minutes on this whole out.
I just want to show it to the chat.
Or, you know, if we can't pull it up, then we're going to let the shirt tell it.
Y'all going to have to take screenshots and try to find the design by Blasie Easter.
Oh, do a kickflip.
What is the black jack effect?
What are you talking about?
I'm confused.
I don't know.
I feel like Jack Black has like this effect on people where he has always.
he has always been himself and like has always been a cool-ass person like wherever he goes
like he just spreads like a positive message and no that's true he's he's good vibes yeah exactly i
have friends like that too where like i know that anywhere you see jack black like yeah you're gonna like
you're gonna see like school of ruck like you're gonna see yeah mr sneeble yeah honestly jack black is one of those
people. I don't want to even speak
on this too much, but like Jack Black is one of those people
where like, there's certain people that live on this
planet where you're like,
I will be genuinely
bummed when they're not here anymore.
You know what I mean? Really? And Jack Black,
I feel like he has that vibe. I don't have that with him.
Really? Dude, bro, certain people
in our life have that vibe where they can let
My mom, I'm bad.
For example, a house phone, bro. Housephone can light up
any room, bro. It's like house phone can
just light up any room. Yeah, we can't lose
house phone. Knock on fucking wood.
I wasn't even bringing that up as a reference,
but I'm just saying like in the, in the, you know, reference point of like,
there's people in your life that you've met where they're like,
they just have this vibe that they link with anyone and they can vibe with anyone.
You know what I mean?
And I did actually watch this video do a kickflip and I realized like,
this fool is getting bored and this one is getting kind of tired and stressed,
but he's making the whole time entertaining.
I think he's watching Jack Black content.
Oh my God.
Jack Black from the outside looking in.
You didn't love School of Rock?
I did, but I'm not like searching Jack Black on YouTube.
You never watched School of Rug.
I've seen like 10 movies.
Wow.
Wait, so do you have the photo?
Of what?
Of the t-shirt?
The graphic I sent y'all.
It didn't come through.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
Your shit's fucking bugged.
Well, guys, dude, I just burned so much hair off my face.
Yeah, guys, say no to smoking in September.
I smell it so bad.
All right.
Listen, y'all, we appreciate y'all.
Disconnected.
If you want to see the T-shirt, you're going to have to buy that shit.
Go to at the end.
of the day.com and buy the latest shirt.
I made that hoe and you got to find the fucking
Easter egg for me to retweet your story, I guess.
Speak on it on Twitch maybe.
I don't know.
Twitch stream on Wednesday.
Who knows?
But thank you guys so much for watching this.
Like, comment and subscribe.
And throw some tongues emojis.
And also show some love to House one too.
Comment Purple Heart on his photo, man.
Come on.
Yeah.
Shout out of Housewoman, man.
Love you.
Yeah.
Catch you later, man.
Disconnected. Episode 38, man. Love you.
All right.
Peace.
Hell yeah.
Let's fucking go.
That was amazing.
I ain't gonna lie.
I feel like these shows are getting a little more easier and easier to do.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, because it's just...
Bro, we just did three hours.
