No Jumper - Disconnected Ep. 46

Episode Date: October 28, 2022

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We was born ready. We is now live. It's episode 46 and we're coming to you right now until five. It's the Halloween episode. Is it? We all got... Nobody got no costumes on. We all got costumes followed the dress code.

Are you rapping or talking? Are we still rapping? I'm doing both, man. I'm doing both, man. For everybody that's listening out there, man, we just had a little freestyle session before the show. And they're all ended like this. Got your bitch on my dick. I should have started this episode with a piss.

And they just demonetized this. Who cursed up in this is? And I got a couple friends, one name David, one name Angela, another name Chris. I looked at Yuri's face like, what the fuck is that on your lip? I was hoping Riley would start the podcast while I had this thing on my face. You got some shit on your lip? That's got some shit on its lip. Oh, shit.

Okay, man, listen, listen. This is motherfucking. Let you tell it featuring Blasey. Episode 2. How many times are you going to give this joke? I'm honestly giving you twice. You could say it two more times. Bro, listen.

Use them wisely. Don't try to add on me, bro. What are you talking about? Don't silence my content, okay? I had like four. No content being silenced. I even gave you the honorable chair. Oh, I didn't.

I thought this was the honorable chair. Honestly, I don't know. Yeah. Hey, but you probably said he gave it to you. Whoa. Hey, speaking of honorable chair, people were pretty upset of you for ashing on chair last episode. I don't know why the fuck y'all care so much. As you can clearly see the chair is absolutely fine. I see some ash burns right here. That's probably from fucking like some

random FD rep or some shit. Yeah. Random Memphis rapper fucking, fucking, fucking Boston Ritchie was in his bitch. Just ashen everywhere. For real, bro. But yeah, no, I kept seeing that too. I was like, do they really care about the no jumper furniture that much? Honestly, I was sitting right here and I saw you doing it like live right here and I was in my head I was thinking that's kind of wild but then in my head I was also thinking the table's very far bro to lean over why I'm all the way over there the ash on me Ashley is literally the ash on me Ashley is on the fucking other side of the table what do you want me to do like you want me to get up take off my headphones with my crooked ass ankle was already fucked up for me for me to trip and then fall into the glass glass glass

Glass shatters everywhere just because y'all care about the no-jumper upholstery so much. It's actually our fault for not giving you an ashtray. Exactly. I'm saying nobody even. How does the homie that don't even smoke come with the good smoke facts? I know. I know. Well, did you guys notice that they have like one of those standing ashtrays in the hallway?

We all need an individual one that sits right next door. Who the fuck's in the hallway just with an ashtray with him, bro? They need to bring the shit right here. Who's posted up in the hallway? Tone does not smoking, bro. This is pivot, bro. This is not the Kiki regime. Oh, shit.

Security. This is doing pull-ups and push-ups every time walking, bro. He's on it. That's not even a diss against Kiki. It's just a different energy. Like, Tone. Listen, listen. Tone will lay you down.

I get a full TSA search when I walk in, bro. Oh, I didn't. Listen, I just seen Tone give a couple homies that are like, you know, no jumper alumnine. He'll pull the wand out. He's definitely no jumper alumni to say the least. Like, you know, day one, no jumper. Yeah.

And the fact that he The fact that he Not only wanted them down But like made the homie go take the glick back to the car Wow. Tone's out here giving enemas dog Bro, no honestly He's like spread your cheeks and lift your sack

I didn't realize the security level Until I invited Ricky and Cheebu But like they had to give their IDs Passports Social securities They got patted down Gloves were put on you know Well they just had good credit They got to sign their life away

Basically, I was like, yo, like... You have to sign a no jumper recordings as soon as you step foot in the door. I'm kind of glad I haven't had to go through that process with... Oh, I've had... Bro, I had to go through that process. Like, up until, like, last week, he was good, Blasey? But, like, the first time was like, nah, let me see that bad back. He just don't fuck with you like that day.

He searched you every time. But I've never got patted down. Never, not once. Oh, you're trying to read the room every time. He's like, what the fuck's up with this fool? Wait, so out of all of this, only Blasie's been patted down by the security guard. That's wild. No, literally, bro, like...

Is it because you're Hispanic? It may be. But look, you're his panic. Oh. I really want to dab you up on that. That sounds so hard. Honestly, I'm going to go. That's my ethnicity now, bro.

I'm going to go off as his panic. Hey, Yuri, you know, as soon as Phil pops back up, you got to put the mask back on. Oh, yes, I should do that. 100%. Why are you rocking the mask like that, prideful and happy like that? What do you mean prideful and happy? Number one, last episode. You're wearing that full mask, very prideful.

I did. Housephone doesn't remember, but we talked about all coming dressed up for this episode. No, we did. I was here last week and heard not a... That's what I'm saying. Like, Yuri's delusional, just making up shit. I think I might just text it. Yuri, like, yo, we should all pull up in Halloween costumes. I swear we talked about pulling up in costumes. It's a Mandela effect, but all of us have like unofficial... The harmonious effect. We all have, like, unofficial Halloween costumes. I'm dressed as a hockey player. Hockey player. Or is Josh. Or is Josh.

Yeah, I could see Josh. Josh would have never. Talk to me like a man This is Josh with Jordan's on Josh owns nothing Gucci for sure Talk to me like a man He has Gucci North Face No he doesn't Yes he does he got on his last birthday

I remember What did he get? I was like oh my God What did he get? It was like a jacket Shut the fuck up It was like a Gucci Northface jacket You are lying No no cat bro You know he got the Grateful Dead Amiri

Collab pants In the cut bro Wait wait wait if Josh owns the Gucci North Face jacket, I need to holler him about how much he's trying to let it go for. Oh shit. I think it was a gift, so I don't think you could tell a gift. That's your retail like over two racks, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, no. So like, like if it's one of the puffers, it's for sure

at least five bands. Bro, you don't think Josh gets to a bag? No, I know, bro, Josh is the reason that we all got got a bag. Literally. He handles the bag. Josh signs all of our bags. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Josh, Josh handles the bag. He handled the negotiations between me and him and no jumper. He's literally the bag handler. Josh, the bag whisper.

The bag whisper. Literally. I feel like Yuri's Halloween outfits like sand pepper or something like that. Oh, my. Come on. Rice gum. That is scary, though. Two women mostly.

Oh. But, uh, no. He's dressed as a, what's that bitch name? Greta Thurnberg. Oh, my God. Yeah, looks like it. The climate. I'm worried about the planet.

No, Yuri looks like that, that old white vegan lady that'd be tripping on YouTube. Oh, a vegan lady Yeah, she's the worst, bro She sucks Why does Erie look like that? Because of my purple Or I mean, not purple, dyed hair There's not a purple level

You only dyed your hair Just to be like, look at me I have purple hair I'm from California like Yeah Why don't you just rock it? What do you mean rocket? You were you met your

You introduced yourself And diss yourself like simultaneously How? What do you mean? Well actually no That's what I was trying to do When I was going to Texas I was like

Texas is super conservative I'm trying to go over there Be the- With my purple hair With the purple hair No muscles Be this ultra-woke fucking weird Geeky guy that everyone's gonna hate Be like why don't you ride a horse

And you know get some muscles on you But weren't you in Austin though And that's what I realized I went to Austin which is like Austin is more woke than out here Austin is like San Francisco I realize It is yes They're looking at you like

Oh the homie what's up Austin is Sanford Hickso Yeah Bro you want here something crazy You want to hear like a crazy woke story I heard out there I met this dude I'm not gonna say his name

But it's this guy Definitely say his name No, no, no, no, no, no. No, I can. I can't let you. I can't let you, uh, connected card. I can't let you, uh, tell you a card in this one. But he basically said, uh, that he used to work in San Francisco or whatever, right?

And then he said he had like this job for like Google or Facebook or something. And he said that he had a Twitter account where he posted one day like, I love my girlfriend. Like, shout out to my girlfriend. I love my wife. Just like a shout out post. Just like a shout out post to your girl, right? And then he got canceled for that by his company. His company told them, yo, dude, like, you can't, you can't be claiming your business on my, bro.

They said like, they said like, yo, we have homosexual people. We have, you know, all these type of different types of people who work for our company. Now you can't even be heterosexual. And so he basically told me he's like, bro, he's like, I couldn't even flex that. Not even flex. I couldn't even shout out my girlfriend without getting canceled by working for working for this company. I was like, that is crazy. I don't believe that.

Dude. You know what he should have said? How dare you assume my girlfriend's gender? Oh. They would have not known what to say. That would have been the best. That would have been the best comeback there ever could have been. Come on.

No, for real. That's a mic dropper right there. Yeah. But if I get it. Your homie, he could save himself. Bro, if I put Riley's birthday's tomorrow, by the way. But if I put a happy birthday. What?

Happy birthday. Happy motherfuckin' birthday to Riley. You know what's crazy at 9 p.m. after the show, it's fucking the next day in New York. So we're going to be able to hypothetically celebrate Riley's birthday. And you're kind of. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. You don't want to celebrate the homegirls birthday.

Are you going to be dub five or dub four? Dub five? Dub five. I never heard that before. Quarter five. When I met her, I was 25. Now I'm 28. Yeah, bro.

This nigga, Yuri looks like 22. And I'm just so confused on how we're like the same age. Yuri, when I first met you, it blew my mind. You were older than me. I was like, I look obviously older than you. I don't know how fucking. Bro, you know what's kind of strange. I thought you were like 16 when I was like the same.

Genetics. Good genetics. Bro, you know it's kind of strange when I went to Isis crib and I was telling him like, you know, you've been a huge inspiration, been watching it for so long. He's like, how old are you?

I'm like, I'm 28. He's 27. I'm older than him. What? Really? Dick riding to the fucking bag. That's, oh, hell. Younger homie.

You can never, you can never dick ride the younger homie. Oh, that's not, bro. Ice Poseidon looks older than me. Yeah. Those streams got to his fucking eyebags, bro. This motherfucker got like,

it's like a zombie now and shit like that. His face is just sunken in, bro. You've heard every single hateful comment on the air. He's just like... He's literally had people call bomb threats in while he's at the airport. Bro, he's literally comfortable with that shit. You know what he looks like?

Ice Poseidon looks like... Nobody's comfortable with that. He looked like Trinity from the Matrix. Remember you see the first Matrix? I have, but I don't know the reference. No, we learned earlier... It's a chick, first of all. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Second of all, we learned today that Blasie has seen like a handful of movies. Yeah, I was out of quiet with that. I was like, have you ever Watch Queen of the Damned? He's like, I've only seen like five movies. What the fuck is Queen of the Dam? A really good movie.

Don't movie. Thank you. Thank you. I'd rather go on YouTube and find out about some real shit that happened. That's like two hours. Oh my God. And like a movie about a fucking fish finding his family. Bro, nobody's talking about a fucking princess putting on a fucking slipper, bro.

We're not talking about no Disney. I'm trying to watch this Joe Rogan, Elon Musk interview. We're not talking about no Disney movies. And did you not have a childhood? Like, we're not talking about it right now. That's what sucks about success is like, I was watching wrestling. You weren't at elementary school watching Joe Rogan stand up or something. But I was watching, like, nothing.

I was playing video games and watching Pintagra. No, it was a telitubbies, you know, like, scene. There was like an era of Blasie before video games. At one point, you didn't, your hands weren't big enough. Let's just make this worse, though. He's Mexican no longer. Homey hasn't seen Salina before. Bro.

Come on, this whole time you've been playing. Is why are black going to? claim you. I'm a free agent now, guys. Listen, you've been claiming... The Russians claim you. Listen, you've been claiming that you're valid in Corpus Christi, clearly not.

Bro, I am very... I am volitious. Dude, you know how... I'm a valed Victorian and Corpus Christi, bro. You got fucked up. You never even seen... You don't even know who Selena is. Spell Selina, motherfucker. Wait, yo, you know how...

Selina? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, oh. You know how E-L-E-N-A. That just sounds. Selina. I think that's correct. Selina, yeah.

Yeah, Selena. I didn't hear the curve on the end. If you never seen Jennifer Lopez in the all-purple outfit looking cheeked up, I don't want to hear what the fuck. What? Jennifer Lopez? I mean, the thing is, she was the one that plays Selena. Most of the movies, though, bro, like, I understand. Like, I'll watch a YouTube video, like a 10-minute.

So you're the type of nigga that's going to watch, like, 80s hood movie review. Literally, bro. Without watching the actual movie. And I watched the movie. I'm like, this movie was good. You know what I mean? On to the next one. Do you have ADHD?

Do you feel like you can't sit there for two hours? I watch two, I watch all, most of no jumpers shit for two hours. Because it's like real content. This is how I know you get no pussy because you never seen 50 grades, 50 shades of gray. Why the fuck am I going to spend two hours watching a weak-ass movie? If a bitch, if a bitch never forced you to watch 50 shades of grade or 50 first dates. Bro, that's how-15 days is such a good movie. Y'all are some corny-dust dates, bro.

You won't understand any, you know, if you never got a hand job to 50 shades of gray. That's what I'm saying, bro. No. I'm not doing this. Like you never seen, you never seen like Harry Potter. No. You never, did you read the book? In like third grade, maybe? Honestly, I was telling Blasie, this is like, I feel like this is a good thing for as a graphic designer because you can actually say I don't have any inspirations, bro.

I've never seen nothing. I think this is a lie because like. This is a lie, bro. I think Blasie is trying to. Boy me a fucking movie tattoo on my body. Have you seen blood in blood out? No. Yes.

Okay, there it is. There's no way. There's no way you've seen that, but you haven't seen. The movies I've seen a million. Have you seen La Bamba? No, why the fuck do I need to see that? It's a great movie. Why do I need to see that?

It's a great movie. It's sad. The bomb is fire. The fact that you've never seen butterfly effect is crazy. Bro, I can watch a seven-minute video right now on YouTube and tell you all about that movie. No, no, no, no. You have to go through the emotions of sitting through it, character building. Someone dies.

You're like, no, I didn't want him to die. Someone falls in love. You're happy they fell in love. This guy finally got domed. I'd rather plug my eyelashes off, bro. Bro. Bro. Bro, the girl with the dragon tattoo?

Fire. Bro. I heard of it never watched it. Why would you ever watch a movie? I just don't, I feel like there's no convincing me with movies. Like, that's just the life I chose. You might be able to.

That's depressing. Like you already. No, it's great, bro. Listen to the music all day. I fuck with it. Listen, you already have such a creative mind. I feel like if you tap in to more movies, it would just expand your fucking, like, creative repertoire.

Well, let me dig, through the barrel, let me carve that shit, go to the bottom, and then I'm going to refill. I have no idea with this. The laundry basket back with clothes. Wait, wait, for, yo. Okay, movies. Sometimes you got to refill it. House one, for a person that has basically not watched any movies, what's like one

movie you're like, you got to watch this one. I might have seen that one. I said, I really think Butterfly Effect is one, is one of, is one. You seen Dust Till Dawn? Yeah. You need to watch, you need to watch Drive. No. You need to watch.

Drive is a good one. Enter the void. You never seen no fast. In the Lost and Furies movies? No. You never seen... Just one and two. You never seen...

No, no, no. First of all, don't ever disrespect. Tokyo Dr. Don't ever disrespect. Little Bow-Wow. Nigger? That's the thing, though, bro. No disrespect, but the movies are trash.

I know about... Yeah, that's the second movie. That's the second movie. That's what I'm saying. I know... That's infuri... You know about it gets demonetized, bro. I know the byproduct.

I know Vin Diesel, I know Paul Walker. But that's the point trying to prove. But do you don't need to watch that shit to know about it. Do you know little bow wow in Japan drifting cars. Yeah, I heard about it. With a Hulk car. I could speak on it, bro.

I know. I heard about it. No, you can't. If there's one movie, I'm a real big fan of is Joe Dirt. I've cried watching that show. It's a movie. That's a neck.

No, no, no, hell, no. No, no, no, no. No, like we said, get him to the Greek. Get him to the Greek. I never watched that one either, actually. You never seen Project X? Never watched Project X either. Okay, so how many movies have you actually seen?

Let's call it. Let's call it. Under 10. 10. That's what I'm saying. I've walked by a old movie. Saw 2. Okay.

And then you walk out. No. What do you mean? Walked out. You walked into the theater. Watch two seconds of it and walked out. I swear to God. On my dead grandmother, bro.

Ask any of my homies. The only movie I've sat down and watched at the year's last five years is smile. And I literally just saw that. I read the fucking. Yeah. And I was reading the movie review while we were watching it. And I was paying Sudoku. Oh my God.

You have ADHD, man. I think that's what's going on. Yeah, but it doesn't stop me from listening to a whole album. No, but when you're watching a No Dripper podcast, like you're probably making designs or juggling or, yeah, I can't do just one task. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's like, it's almost like masturbating, but then you have to play with your balls at the same time. No, who does that? We know who does that, all right?

No. We know who does that. Honestly, no, no. Okay. The shaft action, bro. You over here spinning on your shit? The guys need some attention to, Doug. The boys need some attention.

Hey, listen, I'm not even going to lie to you. Fuck the boys. You try after I told you. I just came back from Vegas. I had maybe like two hours alone in the room. Life changer. Wait, hold on, were you there with Vell? No.

Okay. I met up with Vell. Okay. And first of all, Yeri, nika, we get sweets over here, niggas. So I had a living room and a room. Sorry, sorry. Okay. It was, we didn't have no two twin beds next to each other.

No, I thought it was a coincidence that you and Vell were out there at the same time. But I was going to- No, Bell, Vell and the other home. me they go out there just all the time i know they too what are you doing out there honestly bro i just i saw a lot of close friends action okay look so this is what happened he went out there to go to egg slut literally do you know how long i waited in line oh it's not that shit it's not worn that i post that was there of the close friends you know you've got the group chat nigger oh my god no it like don't get me twisted it was good as fuck okay but it was not worth a fucking 25 minute wait to plus the price and the weight no there's a

There's four of them in L.A. You know that. Listen, I waited 25 minutes in line, and then the food probably took another 15 minutes, and then I had to take it all the way back to the other side of the casino to the room. Jeez. Cold. No, no, no, no. It was delicious, though. All that for a weak-ass egg sandwich on a brooch fucking brioche.

It's just fire, though. Breach. And shit smack. No, but look. It's good with the orange juice. So it's funny that you asked me why I went there because I was actually chilling at the crib or chilling after I did this live stream. and I called you. You did.

And I was like, yo, do you want to go to Vegas? Like, let's go. And my nigga Hesh just so happened to be at your office, I guess. Oh, yeah, Hesh was in Vegas as well? We were all going to slide up. Well, listen, Hesh. Hesh was at his office. Hesh was like, yo, I'm going to night.

Like, I got the private driver and all that. He sent the private driver to my crib. Wow. He always has a private driver on deck. He's giving me a private driver for the day. Like, here you go, Blasie. I'm like, thank you. Fire.

I mean, shit. Good guy. You don't want you to wake up on the middle of the freeway. And it's not really just a private driver. It's like a nice-ass, like super luxurious van with red leather seats. Well, that's the one he got last time for us. You mean like a SUV? Like a sprinter?

It was like a sprinter. Long sleeve. Oh, okay. Yeah. Damn. Long-sleeve. Okay. Well, it wasn't for me specifically.

I just happened to hop in. Thanks to Hesh. Wait, where did you guys go? It was the Bosanova event. Bosnova was throwing some like rap events or whatever it was. And then he had that sprinter in front. And Hesh was like, yo, let's go. We can smoke in here.

And I was just like, thank you. And there was like so many people dying to get in there. And Heschel was just like, Yuri, Riley, come on in. Like, blah, blah. He's being so, you know, accommodating. Hommies only not, y'all fucking random. I know that. I was like, dude, shout to hash.

So you all both fucking drove over there? Yeah, so basically he sent the driver to come get me. You know, walked up, smoked up, loose-be-foot. No, no, no, no. We end up going out to a rancho first. First of all, Hesh has, like, Hesh has a specific apartment. where he just stores clothes at. Oh, my God.

In Rancho Cucamunga. Wow. Sorry, I'm probably... Burning him out. Rancho is huge. Anyway, my niggit, so we go for him to shop in his own living room. Crazy.

We spent about two hours there, and then we hit the road and got to Vegas in the morning. And then we went to his dad's crib. I had a meeting Hesha. And redacted land. Yeah, yeah. You met Hesha's dad. Bro, Hesh's dad is so fucking funny and cool.

He's hell of cool. And just, bro, like, it's literally crazy because it's like, he almost gives the vibes of like Hesh's older brother. Really? Like, not even like his dad. Because they don't even have that like father's son, like go take the garbage out. Like they're homies. Like they literally got like homie dynamic.

They're passing the blunt back to each other. And look, so look, you know, I'm on my like, you know, taking a little break from from shit right now. But when you went Hesh's dad and he offers you a shot at Remy Martin at 9 in the morning, you got to take that. Y'all didn't, y'all weren't fucking redacted until 930. Nigel, we didn't leave, like, I had to leave Hesh's dad's on my own because. Oh, I would have been high if I went, bro. That's what I'm saying.

They were like, like, they were just posted up there, like, chilling. I know how Hesh me. It takes some 45 minutes to leave anywhere. Bro, like. He will sit there and lay all that shit out on the table. No, listen. I felt like we got there like, I don't know, probably. seven, eight in the morning.

Nigger, it's, I went to sleep on the couch, woke up at 11 a.m. Like, nigga, we're still, we're still here? Oh my God. I'm like, bro, I'm out of here. I took an Uber to Redacted.

I took an Uber to Redact it, and I just hit the strip and just went shopping up. You're sick because Redacted told me the next day. What? They're waiting for me. So you should have came

so we could have tag team them. A peanut butter chocolate action. What? What? Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. With some Oreo. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I need to explain what we're talking about.

I'm laid up in the, in the suite, you know what I'm saying? With co-redacted and co. And we're both on FaceTime with Blasie, and she, like, you know, said something about, oh, like, why didn't you, like, didn't come or something? He's like, oh, yeah, I could have been, I could have been there right with you all. we could have been an Oreo. And I'm like, nigger, you're not black. I'm like, bro, but I'm the peanut butter. No, you're, I told him we're, that means you're in the middle.

No, I told him we could have been a s'm smore. I'm so glad I'm in a relationship, dude. I'm the chocolate. He's the graham cracker. I'm behind you, bro. Get the fuck out of here. I ain't doing that shit. And shorty's the, uh, shorty's the marshmallow.

Imagine better to be behind him than in front of him. I can't imagine being the. of the cream between the two Oreo slices. No, no, she low-key, like, started that whole joke and then Blasie just was, we could be Oreos. Fucking weird ass,

thing. We got to find a food group that's like brown, white, and then dark brown. Yo, guess what I got out there? Neapolitan? Guess what I... No, I'm not strawberry. Strawberry fool? Bro, guess what I got out there finally? Pussy?

That was funny. Age? You say yourself. I was so much for that one. That was funny. That was funny. Finally got some pussy, brother. That was funny. No.

You know what I did get? Finally? The Supreme Burberry hoodie. You met up with the dude. No, I went and found one and bought it. Oh, my God. There's a really dope streetwear spot in Vegas. First of all.

In that little mall? Fuck that. Fuck that. You know the one I'm talking about? No, no, no. Fuck all that. Shut off. Shut off.

Culture King. No, no, shut out to wave. Shut out to Wave. Fuck that shit. Shout out to Waves. Shout out to Alchemy Studio, man. I got the good Alchemy Studio, too. No, no, no, ain't no two.

I bought and shit from there. The only place that I go in Vegas. You were big bredded up at Culture Kings trying to talk about. It's not even ever been a Culture King. Do you talk about? It's the foundation or some shit is called. Urban necessities.

Is that what you're talking about? I'm going to look it up. I think it's called Foundation. Now, shout out to Urban Necessities because I got the Supreme Burberry hoodie. Then I went upstairs and got a fucking beard trim. They are upstairs?

Oh my God. Nigga, nigga. They had a tattoo shop And that's not one private spot No it's not private at all Shit big as fuck Listen it's in the middle of the mall It's a big ass shoe store downstairs

You go upstairs And they have a barber shop and a tattoo shop That's all you mean Was the Supreme Burberry worth it Like do you feel like it's like No Dropping way too much money It was like 600

Okay the store I assumed it would be like 6,000 The store I'm talking about It's called feature You never been there before No yeah yeah Because you know why Because you know why

fire. They did a crazy collab with vans, actually. Yep. They had like those like sway, like a, almost like a,

like a sway, they look like a sway carpet or something. I got the craziest pair of Terminators with flowers all over them that were dope as fuck. What are Terminator.

Nike Terminators. Like, I don't know. They're like canvas, like long looking on their fire. Terminators are usually

not that dope, but these ones were crazy and they're like affordable too. That's fine. Vegas really been having and they had the hair and Preston. and hell of shit there is dope.

No, they really be having their own curated set. I feel like Vegas got like their own, like, you'll find like a private selection over there. I feel more. Well, that's why I always go to my boy, Jay, man. Make sure. Get you. I got some Harley vests out of there before.

No, no, no. Hey, hey, yo, yo, I was going to ask you if you wanted to sell that. No way. Or at least if you bought. Can I at least borrow it for the photo shoot for next high rollers? Yeah. But listen, we have to trade some clothes, bro.

You have a lot of shit in your fucking closet that's collecting dust that I could be using right now. Why you keep saying it's collecting dust? Because it is, bro. You only wear the shit once. When you're wearing the Harley jacket, do people ever be like, what chapter are you from, brother? No, it's a leather vest. It's a leather vest. This is my cut. Yeah.

And a little valley chapter, brother. That's what it's called. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's called a cut. Where'd you get your cuts from? No, but I do want to call out Adam, though. Because last time I went to Vegas, I had copped this nice $200 vintage Tupac shirt with some fucking

and rhinestones. He's just smoking a blunt that's like forms into a cross. I left it here one day. I see fucking hell of thumbnails with Adam rocking this shit now, bro. You'll see him in this too fucking. I was like,

why? Why did you leave your fucking expensive vintage drip in the office? Because they had left, Zach had left some FTP shit. So you need to use a dick ride and put that on? Wait, honestly, know what it was?

Change your whole outfit. Well, I'm dick riding a dead man? Like, yeah, bro. It's because Zand. No, no, no, no, no. It was karma for your shirt situation. Exactly. Where you stole.

What you mean? Where you stole all my Hellstar shit? Yeah, thanks for wearing my shorts that we're supposed to own, that were supposed to be mine, bro. Well, guess what? I have zero Hellstar, bro. I'm a heaven star. Yeah, because you fucking pass it all, gave it away like a charity. You guys are like girls that, like, just share clothes.

That's so funny. I've never shared any clothes. You just said that. You want to wear his clothes. Oh, shut the fuck up. You just said that you would wear, and you're wearing his hat apparently, too. out of pity I just seen you on

I just seen you on Trevor and them's podcast the other day I was definitely wearing the same Yeah bro But not fucking a fucking belt And Basso was talking about sharing clothes That was a crazy combo they have Look I'm gonna be honest

The gang closet is nuts You're acting like we don't gang closet No no Bro I've never worn any of your clothes bro Forcing death He just lied Dap rape That's Daprape

Bro. When did we ever wore the same clothes? You got me fucked up, bro. I'm fin to throw this mic at your... Oh, my God. Bro, we go shopping and we'll probably buy the same thing. Take off my boxers. No more.

You know, honestly, I feel like you guys could get on some Hes shit and buy an apartment just to stash all your drip at. And you guys go there and be like, you're wearing this today and we're in that. I'm keeping the keys. I'm for sure flocking that crib. No, no, no. That crib's getting flocked.

No, bro. Bro, the way that Hesh just does everything is so. So, like, it's so selfless, bro. Like, he, like, when we went to his fucking fashion apartment, literally, like, he's just, like, grabbing stuff, giving it to his brother, grabbing stuff, giving it to Timmy, grabbing stuff, giving it to this person. Like, he's just like, yo, you want this, you want that. Like, just, he has a whole apartment full of stuff. Like, it's nothing there but a couch, TV, and clothes. Every time I've linked to the head show, he does this thing, like, right before we did, but he's like, one second, goes into his bag and always gives me weed or.

There's something. He always hooks you up with some shit. No, wait. Listen. He just wanted to weed back. I got to the point to where, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, he gave you a chaining day. Listen.

So he was roasting me about, you know, having like a, I had a white gold, a white gold rope that was holding the no jumper chain. And he was like, Hed shit that would, like, give you a gift, but like roast you as he's doing it. So he's like, he's like, oh, man, you still got the, you still got the fucking rope chain on. Like, nah, man, nigga, we only wearing tennis is. out here.

Tooks off one of his tendencies and puts it on. So now I got the, you know, pink sapphires on my neck. You got the lemonade now? Come on, man. Pink lemonade.

Pink Simpley. Yeah. Gets pussy. Gets a chain. Hellsar shorts. For real. But listen, but listen,

I don't know if that was like a gift. Or like, am I going to have to pay him? Or if... That's honestly how it works out. Or if he just wants it back eventually. Hesh gave me a whole alabaster. He's like,

bro, don't worry about it. You good. And then three weeks later he's like, yo, you might have to get that shit back? He's like, yo. He's like, yo, like, I got yours being made right now, but I'm going to need that one back. No, Hesha has definitely given me hell of shit, though.

Listen, I don't know what. We might have to squabble for the pink sapphires, but like, shit, he could put me on a payment plan. I'll pay it off. Shout out the fill in the building. It's my right here. Wait, speaking of jewelry and shit, are you going to flex the watch you just got?

For real. Miss whatever. Oh, wow. Is that a Mueller? Okay. My boys got a Mueller on? Bro, we was just talking about it. Shout out to Hesh.

The odd shape Mueller? Mm-hmm. Were we just talking about it? Yeah. And now you came the next episode with one. I kept bugging Hesh like, bro, like you have to sell me that watch and he didn't want to. And then I finally just like. You just gave him that double hand, gawk gawk three dollars.

Oh, don't tell him. Give me the fucking lodge, bro. Yo, you know what I really appreciate is the fact that you're wearing it on your left wrist. A lot of people, they're wearing it. Yeah, watches, they put on their dominant hand, but that's how a watch is. No, no one over 19 does that year. The only way you're supposed to do that is if you have two watches. But you're supposed to put on your left.

Of course. But that's what I'm saying. A lot of people are right-hand. It's a lot of people like, oh, on right-hand and let me put on my right hand. That's not how you want. Raise your hand if you did that after 19. Yeah. You're on down the wrist and when you write a letter, it doesn't drag on the paper.

Oh. Phil just said that you're supposed to wear on your non-dominant hand so that when you're writing, it doesn't drag on the paper. Phil Hancock. So if you're. I have a deformity, like being left-handed. That's the only time you should wear it on your right hand. Well, I'm not going to lie.

I used to wear my G-shocks in high school on the right. And it just felt weird. Right. It didn't feel right. It didn't feel like it was supposed to be there. Honestly, I'm glad Phil clarified the whole left and right-hand thing because I feel like they'd be trying to do the same thing with earrings. But it's more like your sexuality, right?

It does have something to do with your sexuality. First of all, if you're a man wearing earrings, niggie, you need to just have two earrings. No, no, I like the one-year thing. Who the fuck has one earring? The thing about having two hearings is just, like, more room to flex. While you do not want to, like, be popping from both things? Why don't guys, like, wear hoops, though?

It's like, why is that certainly a girl thing? Niggas be a hoops. You know who brought it back? You know who brought back the hoops? For a hot second, it was Trinidad James. Literally. He was like, that was literally the first person. Who's a new era of a nigga?

Like, I feel like, I don't know, I feel like fucking, like, like, X, like, for sure. Swirled and shit. Like that, had like one, one dangly earring, you know? Yeah. Who else? Before that, Fools had the nail, you know what I'm saying? That's kind of hard.

I got the dice. I got the dice earrings in right now, but I need to get them like two size bigger. I need them to be actual size of real dice so they could be literally falling out of my ear. But you know what's going to look? But they're like. I feel like your ears need to have buggers in them. That's it. You got to have buggers.

I want to do earrings so bad, but I fucking, I, I went in my, I, I went in my, I, I was on my Phil shit in high school, I had plugs. No, that's what I was going to say. And now I can't, like, I can fit like a pin in there. Oh, it looks gross, bro. There's crust in there. I'm a good, like, six. It's crust on your fucking lip, nigga.

Oh, okay, okay. At least it's not my ear. We got call it out. Oh, that's a part of my fit check now? Yeah. Oh, I don't see anything from over here. Well, that's because I took Phil's advice and I rubbed it in, pause. Yeah, you got to like pushing it.

It's almost like a, like a pimble that's not all the way ready. Well, no, it's like I took. the medication. It wasn't there yesterday. God damn. Okay, now people are going to go with the theories, bro. I have a cold sore right now. That's what they all call it.

And I put a cold sore, you know, liquid or whatever it is just to make the cold sore go away quicker. Herpicil. No, no, no, no, no. It starts with the A or something like that. I just put it on my lip and Phil told me before, he's like, you're not supposed to just have it sit there. He's supposed to rub it in.

I thought you just drench it. You're really feeling the repercussions of that Austin Shium now, huh? Oh, my. Yuri would be the only person that doesn't know how to apply cream. I do not have to apply cream. I thought you drench it. You know, like,

yeah, you can drench it, but you need to like get it in there. You had a, you had like a, breva. That's what it's called a breva. You literally just right here, bro.

You could have like dipped five fries with that. You know like a cold server is essentially the same thing. Yeah, I know. And guess what? And we all have it. It's all in our DNA. I need a piss test.

Okay. Well, you share joints with me all the time. Are you affected, dude? Am I the NBA young boy of the group? Oh, my. Man, leave young boy out of this. Well, you know, shout to Lush, because he's a real homie because when I came in with

the brea on my lip, Lush was just like, he came out to me in secret. Like he, he like whispered and everything. It was not a secret. We were all standing right here. No, it was. He did it, he did. He like took me to the side. He was like, yo, he were like.

He did not take it to the side. You're lying. We were all standing right there. Yeah, you were, but he kind of did. But he kind of did. You guys are just no. because at the end of it I wasn't like

we should name him Herman. I would have loved him. Herman the herpes. No, no, no. I respect the fact that he let you know but don't come on here in cap and say that he pulled you to the side. No, he did.

He tucked his shoulder in. You're not standing right. You're literally, you know, bar for bar. Oh, my God. Y'all was here husband. You got to just nosey. He's dropping. You were like, yo, what the fuck is out on your face,

man? And that's what I'm here. You're walking in. He's like, yo, B, what the fuck wrong No, here's how I know y'all cap, because I didn't even say nothing. I was like, Yuri. Yeah, no, you did. All loud in front of us, like, yo, Lazy, house phone peeped.

You guys are trying to make me weird, dude. Wait, wait, speaking of peeping shit, man, I'm trying to peep y'all motherfucking drip one time. Oh, let's go. Come on, bro. I need y'all to, uh, let's start with Lushin and bring it around me. All right, right, here we go. Fuck 12, you feel me? But I came outside of my Jordan 12s, easily, easily.

Had to do it. These are, these were a staple. I remember back in the day, day, day. I really wanted these when they first came out. Now as an adult, I could afford them motherfuckers. Okay. No, I'm broke right now. But when I had my weight up, not my hate up, I was able to get these.

I got these, uh, um, purples, little purple. Okay, okay. Felt like they complimented the colors. Yeah. And of course, um, this will be house phones one day. Listen, man, I need it, bro. Wait, why it is? Because I've been asking about it.

I'm asking for you. Y'all can run the fade over it. Yeah. We're going to share it. We might, okay, okay. Like the hat. That's going into gang club. No, I'm not sharing my fucking $300 capital hat.

Now you got Lice. What's up? $300 hat? Hold on, hold on. So with that being said, the damn Gucci hockey jersey, courtesy of Generation Cool in Tucson, Arizona. Yeah, yeah. My dog Slobby Robbie.

That shit. Oh, Slobie Robbie's viral. Yep, you go crazy. And you feel me? Chicago Cubs for Clemson Street. I thought that was Cincinnati. I'm tripping. Big Clemson.

Street and he lives up. Come on. Yeah. Fire. My boy Yuri, man, he came, he came with a good Halloween drip today. No, I like how a lush said it. The Hello Yassine. He got the Yassine on for show. Is it really? Yeah. Just because it's the mask. Because Yucine came on no jumper with the mask on. That's true. That's true. Okay, you're right. But. Just be like, I feel serals were really lower than I thought. All right. So, for the drip, I guess, I have the 730 Asputes. I wore these

today because his other shoes dropped today the orange versions of these oh my god already so bad that was crazy no you were getting your fit together by your bed last night and you put those shoes down no I took a shower and I quickly no that's how you got that shit on your lip from sucking ass

pizza huh it's zaddy base drop tomorrow that nigga yeah you're he said whew someone's gonna clip both of you sucking cock dude no no no no no somebody

clip Blasey B and I fucking love come on my face. I was speaking on my with those clips mixed in. Bro can someone just edit? Why by behalf? Yeah, I don't even know why you were saying that. We need T Strong's BVZ to CGI to CGI a cock and to both of your guys hands. No, you don't act like you haven't like

fucked that mask with the eyeballs. I haven't worn this mask in a long time. Assy. I'm surprised What the fuck is wrong? Bazzi. Assy? What's wrong with you? I'm surprised you didn't cut I'm surprised you didn't cut a hole in the mouth and then put orange behind it and then just fuck

the mask. You know what? Fuck my drip. Let's go on to Brassette. No, no, no, no. You look like Trableau Ross right now through the eyes. Yeah, you really do.

All right, so got these Carhart pants. I forgot who sent these to me, but... With Nudge still on them. Dude, they sent them to me like hell of use. We watched these like five times. They still have hell of stains on them. The stains make them fire.

Yeah, bro, they're like vintage. They're a vintage carter pants. They're always going to come like that. I fuck with that adds to it. You think so? Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. All right.

Bro, if you wanted some fucking just plain-ass, like, khaki pans, they could go to Walmart. True, true, you're right. You get some bugle boys. But how much would these car hard pans be, like, just be like, 200 maybe? Really?

Yeah, like, you need some. And, like, that's just as of lately to be, and, like, to be honest, the shortage. Even finding the pair now is, like, ridiculous, bro. Everybody's hoarding them. Especially Carhart work in progress,

the WIP. Yeah, but I meant, like, I used to just, I used to just go tap in with, like, random fucking vintage shops or random, like, resale stores or whatever. They always have a good vintage watch car hire. Now, now if you go find it, like, even finding it is hard, and then, shit, you're probably going to end up paying a ridiculous amount.

God damn. But it's better than, like, wearing some weak-ass gallery department shit where they just literally are just taking the fucking, they're just taking the, they're just taking the, the, uh, the silhouette or, no, it's not the silhouette. They're literally reworking old pants like that. Oh. Like, and then just cutting. Oh, yeah.

Adding, like, some divvets and shit and selling it to Blasie for $1,000. Adding some pain on them. Flare them up at the bottom. Look, if anyone made these, I would have loved to cop them. No one ever sent me these. Are those the Rosecrans Vicks or the gallery? Yeah, the gallery. All right, okay.

But I do got to say one thing about Carhart before we go into the next topic. It's like, I think it's down near impossible to like, like, it's only, you could bet someone $100,000 that you're not going to find any car hard jackets. Any more. At a good will. You're going now. No way. Like, listen. It would be rare.

No chance. Any of those weird, any of those weird TikToks, they're like, oh my God, I found this Carhart hall like, bro. Like, I blame these bike messenger fucking cooks too. No, but I'm not going to lie. I used to be that nigga that would go get Carhart shit from vintage stores and shit like that. And like, it used to be easy back in the day.

This was four years ago, though. No, nigga, this was like six years ago. Yeah. And that shit's impossible to do that. A lot of people. You know where you can find them though? Detroit. That's like the worst is the most car heart.

I really had them in use in that city. It's from out there. And they got the Detroit jackets. Is the Detroit brand? Are you going to finish? Oh, yes. I got this white t-shirt on. It's not a white t-shirt.

That's a black t-no. No, that's the name of the brand. What is it? White tea. White tea. Yeah. That's the name of the dude. That's hard.

I'm not going to lie. Yeah, who makes these shirts or whatever. I'm like, Nicky, that is not like colorblind? No, yeah, that's the name of the brand. And then this No Jumper jacket that we got, yeah, Dickie's jacket that we got for Christmas last year. Shrash, no jumper. Fire.

I'm not gonna lie, that shit is cold as far. And also, apparently my cold so is a part of my drip, Blasey says. Where's the mask? Oh, yes. And also, uh, ass pizza mask. Let's go. Blasey said, he's like, we should go to, um, a party city beforehand, whatever. And this full text is saying, huh?

I was confused. I was confused. That ruined my day. You know why? You know why he was confused? Because, nigg, we did not speak about coming dress. He just said in his head and we just all, like, had to, like. It transmitted to your head?

Translition to you. Well, okay. I think you did say it. It almost went to household today, I feel low-key. I feel like I might have got that message to you in your head. Look, if I didn't just come straight from Vegas, like, if I had time to go home and, like, change, I would have probably- There was a part about me at 4 p.m. I just wanted to go for all y'all and just be like, fuck it.

I'm just going to get a big-ass bag and we get some grab costumes out of it. You should have done that. You should have put up with your security fit on. Oh, yes, I could have brought that. That's, I could have brought that. I'm Uncle Fester this year. Oh yeah, that's right. I do not know Willembe for Halloween.

I have no idea what Uncle Fester is. I'm going to... What's that? The... Oh, and I don't watch movies. Yeah, right. Pull it up. Are you kidding me?

No. Adam's family. Oh, okay. Pull it up, pull it up. Uncle Fester. That's just from like 1952. But this is actually probably... No, but this is what everybody calls me.

That's hilarious. That's what everyone in the Reddit I literally swears the guy. It's the Adam's family. With your fucking chin. So how do you know the theme song then? I know. I didn't now remember this.

Like, you think I wake up every morning remembering this nigga's name? Uncle, thank you. Thank you. Don't let the guy without. I'm joining Team Blasey on this right now. The guy who's never seen the movie has no say in the matter.

Bro. Who is this guy? No, no. I know about the, yeah. Like, I know about Adams family and like I know this character, but I know.

I did not know that was his name. They said either him or the penguin or Dr. Evil. Have you done him before for Halloween? No, it hurts my feelings. I'm embracing it now. Yeah, I'm embracing this now. No, but I do want to say one thing before we get into the... No, nigga, you need to get into your drip.

I'm going to get into the drip for this weekend. No, not the same pants, is they? Yeah. Trying to figure out what I'm going to be for Halloween this year. I'm clueless. I don't know what I'm doing. What are you even doing? You're going to sit at the office and fucking...

You're on a computer for 12 hours. You have three days to figure it out as well. No, I'm going to New York tomorrow and I'm going to go to a Halloween party out there. And it's one of those things where it's like you better wear your fucking costume or you're not inside. I will pull up just like this. Bro, what do I wear? I'll give you your, I'll give you your call. You should be El Chabo.

You should be El Choppel. You should be El Chappo. Shave your chin off. That's boring. Shave your chin. Keep the regular mustache. Well, Blasie, I also have to tell you this. It looks like Mexican Hitler.

It doesn't. matter how much money you're willing to drop Blasie, damn near every store you're going to go to right now is going to be sold out out of all the good costumes. You're going to get some shitty, like, caveman dude with like, you know, just like, yeah. I'm going to caveman it up. I don't know. But Riley and I have gone to this before

where it's like you had to have got your costume like a month ago to get a good one, to be honest. And Blassey's the type of nigga that like he's going to be wearing some character from a movie that he's never seen before. It doesn't even realize that it's a reference. Hell no. I know. No, I got to. Please guys, you guys think I look like somebody. Let me know.

I'm trying to figure it out. I think you should do Chabo. That is kind of dope. And you should break. Bank Bob. With the nose? What was Napoleon Dynamites like a sidekick dude? Pedro.

Pedro. Pedro. That's racist. Oh, come on. That's a super. Oh, wow. Do we get a big ass cancel button on your ear? It's the mustache, dude.

If you, only way he could be Pedro's if you're Napoleon. Oh, no, no. Basanova's going to have to be Napoleon, though. No, because Bosanova can pass for. He's iced spice. Oh, yeah. Is he really going to do that? Yeah.

That's fire. You're going to try to bang Bossa over, dude? What is he going to do? He's going to wear like a Gucci two piece? You think his BBO right? Yeah. He literally don't have to dress up.

He just be himself. Yo, would it make you uncomfortable Basa got like hell of thick? I don't know where at the office? If he actually fall through with the BASA? Are you a munch now or what? Are you looking at Bossa like comparing what he looks like today compared to yesterday? You're definitely thicker from the first time I met you?

No. I'm not questioning where the meat came from. I think of probably the same way. The meat. Bro, can you put you? Please do your your, your, your, your drip check, because you just threw me all the way off with that. That dick rang is crazy. Can you please, blasie?

Oh, my God. I'm going to be, I'm going to be so bad. Those are the, some of the worst shoes I've ever seen in my entire life if I'm really being on. Yeah, wait to you. Take a look at your feet. Anyway. Oh, I didn't mean you get mean. All right.

I got some, uh, some Burberry hiking shoes right here. Bro, those, them shit's in the garbage, bro. Oh, my. Them shit's look like Tommy Hilfiger shoes that they got like the outlet. Bro, your flannel looks like some Tommy He'll figure out of that shit First of all vintage Tommy is fire Let's be real

No, I'm just saying This flannel is the same brand of the jacket that you're wearing Wow Why does that burn? All right I'm just saying you can't roast it It's from the same shit Well, I just did

No Those kicks are not bad Yeah, those are terrible No, these are definitely him Kardashian, you truly You got a rubber condom on These are him in turn it Bro.

Listen. Him Westwood TV. Okay, listen. No, listen, listen. Me and redacted and my redacted, we had a game where we would go out, like, if we were ever out together in public and Blasie wasn't there. We had a game called like WWBD. What would Blasey do?

Where we went into sneaker stores, picked out, we all picked out like our worst, craziest looking shoe, send Blasey three different pictures and then have him pick. Which one he liked? Bro, you're dressed like a fucking bus stop right now. What are you talking about? That was a terrible joke. Okay. I was working on that one in my head.

Phone for show looked like a pyru right now. It's like unmistakable. I'm tripping. You're whooping. I'm kind of tripping out here. Are you going to finish? And then I got some gallery decked ass. Bro, you got some of those fuck.

Bro, I'm burning all my clothes to you now. You really threw away those. Stone Island shorts? Yo, Toke, Roe. Roasted this thing is so hard about wearing these baby blue Like No, they really had oil stains

They really had an oil stain. This nigga never watched clothes before Or I heard of a dry cleaner. I would have never let another grown man Roast me into throwing away my fucking Stone Island shorts. Bro. That's crazy though, Blasie,

because there's literally just an article written about how you're like the most important fashion designer and hip-hop And you're like, How are you allowing other opinions to even affect you? Because you're fucking Blassie's. You're Blasie, bro.

You're Blassies with the S. When things have oil stains, you feel you might just get rid of it. No, no. I never got a nigger. You think that I got rid of it because Paula was. No, but you did. You really don't think. You threw them away the next day.

You got me fucked up. Hell, though. You threw them away the next day. You've never fucked with a dry cleaner. It's obvious. I fuck with hell of dry cleaners. So you couldn't dry clean this stuff. How much was those shorts?

At least $200. I haven't dry cleaned in about a year, though. I will be honest. How much was those shorts at least $200? Probably. You just throwing away $200? because Potlora had a couple of jokes? Oh my God, it wasn't.

I hate this narrative. It wasn't because of Potlors. Was he getting on his helmet, though? Bro, they all of a sudden disappeared the next night. They were not, they were there for a whole three weeks. Bro, I seen you like walk to the bat. You saw me with those shorts probably after. No, you did it.

The blue shorts that Pott Lord roasted me on? You didn't think so. Yeah, I was there that night. Well, I definitely remember you getting roasted for those shorts like two times. That's what I'm saying, bro. Bid had him on. Yeah, so that you fucked up. Were they hoochie?

Daddy's? They were baggy daddy, like, proclubs. They were like Stone Island shorts, right? That's what I'm saying. I'm saying like, how you let another- But they weren't the sweet nylon ones. They were like thick, like full-swept shorts. But I'm like, how you let another nigga like convince you that you don't want your shorts

that you were obviously at war multiple times? Bro, how do you get someone to convince you that's not the truth? What? Are you going to finish your drip check? I would love to. Please. Thank you. What kind of pants for those?

Oh, man. they go right back to it. Yeah, right, brother, so I'm sorry. You got shitty pads. Remember that one time he threw away those shorts? All right, no. The Rosecrans Revenge is on. Yeah, I got the Rosecrans big pants on.

Rose Trans reloaded. Roast crans. I got a fucking awesome quarters in my total house from a random aware. I'm so fucking awesome. For outerwear today. He's like, cool, me too. And then I'm wearing a fucking a hectic universe t-shirt. Shout out my boy fucking E.

That's hard already. Shout to E. Yeah. Honestly, it was super hard. Hectic universe is his thing? I bought this capital. You ain't buy shit, nigga. That's my shit.

I bought this capital bucket hat today. That's getting rid of the shit away. That's getting removed from the gang closet. One dollar. The gang closets. It's given Blassey. Come on. Yeah, right.

It's giving my dad going on a fishing trip. It was given to Blasie. Nah. I know. I'm not giving it to you. Come on. He just pulled it out of my bag and just start wearing it. When you see someone with that.

hat step into like a cipher you know he's going to be like lyrical miracle spiritual that's all I know for the pyramids hey they don't want me behind the mic no I don't think they do know they but they've been to get me behind the mic because look where I'm at they don't want you behind the mic but oh but you're in the gate wait wait wait wait wait wait they don't want you behind the mic let you tell it episode twice well as you with that hat on looks like he's about to take a hike they don't want him behind a mic but he was in the gay club behind a mike blasi blasi picked up them bullshit at shoes like i think these kind of tight

and also was behind the ugly ass bitch behind the dyke i feel like there's some tension here i feel like you guys might fight well i fight i hit i hit up blasi like bro can i come through and spend a night and i and i hit the high roller account of like can i hit the dice Blasie texted House on the next morning said that I hit it right? You'd be hitting up underage bitches

like you want to fly a kite and also I do want to say one thing they try to spin some kind of narrative that the girl was with on a DUI was underage why?

Yeah if it's a narrative why you're like why'd you say that why would you even say that because it's like it's not real we're a freestyle I was baffled

when I heard that I'm like are you kidding me this like this is the thing, bro, like, even if it's a joke or whatever, it's like, bro, saying some shit like that could really be like, like, crazy. Yeah.

I mean, I could show that it's not. No, but that's just so weird. Why would they like, what? Yeah. But listen to if I ain't finished. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What was the reasoning behind them pushing this false narrative? I don't know. Dude, I'm so glad I'm in a relationship because

it seems like such a scary place to be single nowadays. I'm saying, oh, no jumper. Lesch could even tell you, it's pretty difficult, man. They will find a way. The cold thing is, if, like, if that was true, that would have been in the police report and whoop-y-wump-y-w-w-moop-y-woop.

So obviously. Yeah, shout out to all the misconnecteds out there watching, man. Oh, God. Of-age misconnected. Yes, facts. Speaking about misconnections, can you connect on your fit for us? Honestly, this is really my, like,

rode out of bed, was getting packed in Vegas fit. But we got the exclusive, unreleased, the definitely worn white on white high rollers or whatever. These were made for my mom, specifically for my mom's funeral. They all have like my mom's name Rhonda and then West on the back

on the back ankle. But, uh, because like, like, dude, my mother was like, like, y'all think I'm drippy or whatever, bro. She literally kept a pair of fresh, all white sneakers at all times. You got it from

somewhere. Like, bro, I'm talking about like they could have been all white air maxes. She didn't really like Air Forces. All white air maxes, maybe some all white Adidas, some fucking all white this, all white that. She loved a good pair of all white sneakers at all time. So my sister was actually, can y'all not have side convos? My sister was one that was like, yo, you should make a white-on-white pair for the funeral. And shout out to my boy Diego because he really tried hard, but they literally got here the day after the funeral.

Oh, damn. But it's okay. I passed them all out to the family or whatever. If you didn't get a pair, then you weren't my mom's favorite. Damn, so you got, like, multiple of these. I got, like, probably, like, 15 pair made. Yeah, that's far. That's super sick.

Yeah, man. So, I'm actually going to be releasing these soon because I was going to say they go kind of crazy. Yeah, like, like, I just like the way how we do it with the patent leather on the outside and then, like, the premium leather on the inside. These were not a pair that I got a chance to throw a damn crease protector in. So they're a little beat right now. I've been wearing them a lot. We got some bodega socks on, man. Shout out to Redacted.

Shout out to Sid. We got... I know. We got some good stolen Hellstar shorts, you know what I'm saying? Fresh out of Blassey's office. We got the... We got the fucking... Fucking awesome flannel on and the good Alchemy Studios tea.

Fire. And then the Paroo. No, no. This is the Chris... No, this is the Chris Brown-run-it official... Okay. Okay. Is it me?

on the floor If he ain't Let me go Let me see if you can ride it Running and I need you can do That shit was a slap They don't know about that Y'all I never got pussy in your life

But you don't like that song Listen listen With the Juel Santana Right Right Was that a remix or was that I think that was a remix Let me fall back

Yeah You ain't ready for all that I think it's so interesting People don't know how crazy Juelles Went back in the day I don't like that I don't like that shit Listen Chris Brown

People don't understand in R&B. But that jacket is for sure giving $4.00. Hey, I'm not going to lie. It really is. It's interesting to wear that, you know, obviously warm, fuzzy jacket with short shorts on. No, it's because like, it's like, are you cold or you hot? I keep my hotel room on motherfucking 62 degrees at all the time.

Fuck that. Anytime I'm there's so late. How do you sleep like that, bro? I sleep under like four blankets. Bro, honestly, that's how you get maximum coat. When I was in Austin, Texas, everyone's house was like that. Everyone's house I walked into, I was just like, bro, like, it's a freezer in here. No, 62's a bit excessive, but I feel you on the cold.

Like 69, 67, like, that's not even cold. That's regular. My cribs. I need like 65. You said you do like 60 something. My crib stays at a good 75. 79. That's hot, you're a sociopath.

Yeah, you got a heater on. You know, you knick is weird. Shout out to Blasey, because I keep that shirt at 752, and sometimes Riley comes home. She's just like, it's 75? I just keep my white beater and some boxers. I am fresh. Bro, Riley loves torturing me by fucking turning AC off every time we walk in. I don't think I...

They're trying to save money, huh? Well, I don't think Riley has control over the AC. Like, I think it's... We know where's the pants in this house. I think it's Joshua. No, no, no. I was literally joking because... Or tone.

Because that was a joke at the old office, like, it would be fucking hot as fuck. And I'm like, Riley, I know you turned the damn AC off. would be so fucking loud, bro. vibrate the whole off. That was the grimyest AC of all time. Would always be leaking. That shit was shitting in the other room. But also, you had, like, the clutches spot out the table where the air wasn't going directly on you.

Like, I was sitting in the spot where it was going directly on me. Well, we could have switched spots in the air because I'd be in that bitch sweating my ass off. We should have, honestly. Let me fall back. You ain't ready for all. Do you guys miss the table at all? I think I knew. I'm going to hear real, like, this setup's still great.

You know what I'm saying? I feel too far away from y'all. That and I always loved, like, a desk. We should all hold hands, so we're all connected at the same time. Let me see her. Come on. I fuck with this one. But the old ones

Bring that leg down, buddy. Yeah. We're like that one, those one niggas on TikTok. Asimbo. Yeah. I felt your energy right there, bro. I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie, bro. Big dick energy. I really got to pee real quick. Are you guys going to start the sneaker news? We can hold up, you know? We got like six minutes for you. I got up to go pee first, though. Whoa.

Shambo. Rochambeau. Oh, I forgot, it's his show He can go do it at all. Oh, yes. You can't use a joke one more time. You got to ask permission to use the bathroom. Hey, is it okay if I use the bathroom?

What's the fuck? No, it's not, can I? Let me use the bathroom, bro. May I use the bathroom first? Okay, okay, I forgot. It's your show. Go use the bathroom. Oh, my God.

Now, you just set yourself, bro, come on. Is it really chest like that? Okay, let's rock favorite scissors for it. It's just kind of crazy that phone said he had to piss first, and this is even a discussion. I know, right? All right. I got to get a piss.

You see how he just gangsters me? Wow, that's crazy. That's what happens when you become the new head honcho of the show, man. You were gone for two episodes and things have changed. No, I mean, like, you know, like, I just feel like the power is good. Dog, that's why he should dress as El Chapo. He's really fucking running. Hey, but one thing I think you guys are always forgetting is I asked Adam, like on a listening to music stream a while ago.

I was like, yo, bathroom's really far away for the disconnected episodes. And he's like, why don't you guys just pee at the dumpster? I'm not. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Did you guys hear about Adam having a fucking? like a gallon of crystal geyser in his fucking office that he pees out of? I think he got it from Danny Millen because I was listening to episode of Sledgelords where Danny Mullins said that he keeps multiple empty gatorade bottles next to his bed

so that he doesn't have to- Like, why can't you just get up? He said he's too lazy, so he'll just pee into a gateway bottle like that. Not only did I used to do that like when I lived in an apartment with other homies and shit who by the way like me and my best final, we would share clothes all the time. We're like 24. And gatorade bottles? No. I would like because I wouldn't want to like

Walk through other people's rooms I might be fucking or this or that So like hot for show piss in Gatorade bottles And save them For when we had funk with fools Because when it would pop off I'm throwing piss on you But then what if like Yeah, dead homies

Stale piss But what if you had to take a shit Like like No no I'm going to the restroom I would say are you gonna put your asshole Like on the fucking crystal It ain't that serious Yo Lush you know you know you're reminding me of

I heard this crazy story where like my homie He was having beef with these other dudes right there's a whole altercation happening where it's no homies that got beef oh my god it's a long time ago but anyways it was like it was like not just one of my homies was like multiple my multiple of my homies right and my homie said that uh that he saw that an altercation was going to take place and they were across the tree from in and out so he said he had to take a pit so he went in and out bought a cup of ice pissed into the cup of ice let it chill and then he threw cold piss into the into the opposite faces this is a west LA and i was like yo I was like you

really took the time like you know it's like that's so if you you you're mad at someone take it off immediately but he took the like six to seven minutes it takes to go across the street grab a cup of ice pissing it and then throw it in someone's face just because you think it's an extra level of disrespect no that's the thing though it serves multiple purposes not only is it incredibly degrading but like you're gonna catch somebody so off guard by the it takes their mind a few seconds to process what just happened what just happened ice cold piss by the time they realize that you are i was going to say where were you uh where were you storing the p It's just in my room. It would just be posting it. You're disgusting. In the room, getting warm. You had pissy. Piss bottles.

Pissy warm, gatorade bottles. How many days would, like, a couple of bottles? Me and Danny Mullen. I know. How many days would a bottle chill until you threw it away? Like, what's the most days? It's chilled. Oh, it's for show weeks.

Oh, no. But you can't smell it. It's like inside the bottle. Have you ever seen, like, fungus, like, start to grow or something? It was damn near getting worried. Oh, that's hard? And, like, how much beef were you having where you really had to, like, go throw some I know just how that it wasn't like it was unnecessary.

Full disclosure. It wasn't like, it wasn't even with it wasn't even up like that. And really it was due to laziness. But then one time when we had funk, it was like, all right, the piss is on deck.

Let's go. Hell no. You should have, you should have just like unarmed. I mean, like, you should have unloaded all of the like piss on this one op. Yeah, yeah,

it was, but yeah, it should have been like that. Oh my God. In retrospect. Too bad you wasn't a part of the squad. Oh, listen. I would have been.

like listen let's take like four or five of these piss bottles go to them pour it all over his car all over him how much revenge do you need to get until you feel okay to continue living your life if someone poured a gatorade full of piss on you if i ever see you had to like kill somebody you have they have to die there's no way you get up the score bro if i if i ever see you have to cut off their tongue or penis even if you kill them like he'll go down as a legend like yeah bro you got if i ever see that weird ass animal sticker on the back of it back of an old-ass BMW, I'm for sure throwing piss all over. Oh, my God.

Who I smoke. I feel like you literally just have to, like, get contact with, like, North Korea and, like, pay as much money as you can to drop a nuke on that person's house, like, afterwards. Like, that's the equivalent amount of revenge. There's no up in the sky. I like how so far you went with that. Like, that was crazy. Okay.

I'm going to actually take, like, a shit if I'm really being honest. Like, In a crystal Geyser bottle. Yeah. No, honestly, my,

my stools have starting to like, you know, become more solid. Yeah. Wait, TMI. Come on.

Why? And I'm saying, like, because I've been, like, eating a little better. I love, that's a sign of health.

We've never talked about our stools here. I'm just saying, like, I used to just shit out nothing but toxic waste. Like, just all,

just like, just like, like chocolate milk. It would just come out like chocolate milk. So now you're in, like, the promise land?

It's like still a little soft, like still like a little pieced up. Like, you know, like you'll maybe get one long one. It's like when the McDonald's ice cream machine is broken, but they're still using it. That's crazy. Yeah. So you got a good dense machine. Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, my shits are looking a little more dense nowadays.

Hold on. All right. So, Lush. Prove it. Lush. I'm not sure if this is like a... No, please don't. I'm not sure if this is like, you know, a rude question to ask or not.

Of course, sir. You know, who's the most open and honest? I have a rude question to ask. Well, let me throw mine first. I'm not here every week. After like one of your, you know, previous, you're a changed man now, but after one of your previous, like, ravaging nights of going all, you know, out all night doing the craziest things.

You're generous for saying nights because it was. Oh, yeah, well, that's what I'm saying, a continuous whatever. How gnarly are those dumps? Like, are those just, like, kind of red, purple, green? It's like, what happens, like, after, like, a fucking three-day bender turd, you know? No, it's like, the thing is this. you're shit so the gnarliest shits

in reality because if you're doing a bunch of uppers you're doing like a lot of coke or ecstasy or crystal or anything in that family it's gonna come like it speeds up your entire digestive

wait I remember that whenever I did ecstasy ecstasy at this shit immediately after it was like coffee incredible by the way I forgot about that the only better shit is a shroom shit probably like which is

that sounds terrifying No, it's... I want to get the fuck in and out of there. Bro, you're like... If I'm on shrooms taking the shit? You, like, feel like you're, like, helping the planet. You're, like, giving back... You're re-fertilizing the soil.

Honestly, whenever I do shrooms, it's almost like a laxative. Like, at least the day of, or the next day, I'm like, dude, I just cleared my whole system of, like, everything. So, really, the gnarliest shits is if you're on, like, an opiate thing. If you sip a bunch of syrup, if you're popping a bunch of perks, opiates... You get constipated, right? Yeah, you can't shut for, like, a couple days.

You know. then when it comes out, it's like, it's like fucking Shaquillo-Neal's arm. Oh, my God, bro. Coming out of your asshole. Or he'll come in increments for like the next 10 days. Bro, I did not even know that was the thing until Gucci did his interview and Gucci was just like, yeah, he was like one of the worst things about being a lean addict. He's like, I wouldn't shit for weeks. Yeah.

And I was like, weeks, bro? Like, I think the longest I've held my shit is like three, four days. And it's because there was no bathroom and I felt uncomfortable. But when you first started living with Riley, you're like, oh, I can't see you. How many days did it take for you to take a shit? No, he do. He still hasn't. Bro, you know what's funny?

He still hasn't shit. You know it's funny? I remember when Riley and I first got together, I was having a roommate situation where we were just hanging out in my tiny little, dude, there was no space in my room. It was just a bed in my computer. Like four deep, right? And like, yeah, sometimes. But like most of the time when it was just Riley and I hanging out, I have to fart all day

every day, bro. And like, there was situations in which I was like, we're cuddling show. And I'm like, yo, I got to go take a piss. Go piss. Go lay down. I immediately feel this crazy big fart coming. I'm like, I can't say I'll go take a piss again. I got to find another excuse to get up and get out of here and not far in front of her.

And it took me like a month or two to start farting in front of her. And now she like wishes I never broke that boundary because it's kind of a lot to deal with it. I would, bro, I would be so pissed off if you just farted all day around me. Well, wait for a blanket. That's not cool. Wait for a 24-hour stream. Toke doesn't know it, but I've passed like six or seven when we were sleeping together. He for show knows.

Did you fart around me When that night I slept at your crib You farted You sharded on our fucking On our kitchen floor So me farting around you You got credit? Yeah, I got hell of credit

Dude, I could piss on the floor He basically did Riley and I had a lot of washing To do afterwards Damn No bro I had slept on the The last he's a real He's a real sick fucking boy

Bro no listen I was at their crib And they had me in this fucking Small-ass chair Sleeping bro. I'm over here watching them getting slapped by You're supposed to be a security guard. You're not supposed to be sleeping. I'm supposed to be asleep. Who are you?

And then I just wake up at 6 a.m. My whole office is there like, bro, we didn't fucking do any work today, bro. I paid all y'all to be here. What's going on? Oh my God. I'm just 6 a.m. bro. It just all hits me. My body was like, uh, and then I just had a fart in your kitchen table, bro. Honestly, okay. Okay, you know what? You're right, you're right.

Because I can't, you could have basically chat all, like, all my stairs. And your stream picked it up. I know they heard it Dude, he was like, you know, you've been to my house, right? Yeah, yeah. He was in my kitchen. I was in the kitchen by the fridge. The mic, the mic is in my room, which is up the stairs in the room and the door.

And it picked it up. Wow. That's that 6 a.m. splat. Do you know what the, you know, like frequencies, audio frequencies? Uh-huh. There's like one of the lowest frequencies in the world is called 17 hertz. That's what you both? They call it the brown frequency.

And when you hear it, it instantly makes you shit. They like, like, when armies are, taking over cities, they'll play that. No. You know, you feel bass in your stomach? Someone donated that frequency for blessing. Someone probably donated that. My body reacted.

And maybe it helped with everyone else, you know? Oh, my God. I want to hear your intrusive question, but before then, I'll tell you, I hope people don't get, this is like trigger warning how grimy this story is. But there's a, there's this tweaker bitch, right? Okay. And she was. You got all interested?

Tell us. She was at the crib and she like, took a shit with such intensity or was like trying to with such intensity that she her like anus got prolapsed what is that there's a word for that flew out of her asshole and like hit the toilet it's usually like ah

like her asshole went inside out hit the toilet I've only seen that in porn so I can't imagine I can't imagine how the burn bro yeah yeah I know I know I know they call that shit row wait she probably got like an infection from this toilet dude had to go to the hospital Housephone said he wanted it, yeah But just wait for Houseful to come

That, I've heard, the only reason Why I've heard of a prolapsed anus Is because I heard that it happens to people Who are lifting crazy weights Like sometimes you'll just be like Like trying to lift 500 pounds And then you know that happened to men, bro And your fucking ass will become inside out, dude

Her soul was lifting a lot of weight From wrestling with the crystal demons Oh my God So what's your intrusive question? It's nowhere as dark I still want to hear it Bloody as that But no I was just say speak on

Because we were talking about it outside How like You know how I wish Housewoman was here to To chime in on this But like we all agree that text mix is not it Oh yeah And I was like I kind of piggybacked off that And I'm like you know what fuck Waterberger

While I'm at it Okay No fuck Waterburger for sure And then Lush had some shit to say So After I left like my fourth or fifth rehab I was like 19 years old

and I was living in the streets of Arizona I was in a small town called Prescott Arizona Around what major city More or less It's not It's like a few hours outside of Phoenix

Oh okay But you're like butt fuck It's literally I didn't even know And I'm stupid Because like the Grand Canyon Is like a mountainous region But I didn't really know I didn't realize

That there's mountains in Arizona This is surrounded like On any side North, South, East, West, you're in like the middle. Oh, it was like a valley. Like a deep valley. It's a valley. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's a twacked out town. Anyone that's been depressed good a Z knows. It's super twacked out. And I'm living, like, I ran away from the spot I was at. And the rehab? Yeah, yeah. It was like a halfway house, but really strict. It was a really strict halfway house.

And it was like... Everyone smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee? Oh, yeah. Well, here's the thing. Because I got kicked out of... For fucking with some chick, I got kicked out of a, enough of a aftercare facility so I got sent to this one and it was

like a hardcore like pound you in the ass sobriety boot camp and like a lot of like there is drug addicts there but most of the people there were like I would say 70% were people fighting serious cases and a lot of them were like sex charges so it was like

really really gnarly people and so like they're like not only giving us drug classes but like they're trying to tell me like I'm 19 years old they're trying to to tell me like, I think I was 18 when I first went. Oh, that sounds horrible. That's a horrible way to adopt.

And they're trying to tell me I'm like a sex addict. I'm like, bro, I'm just like 18 and want some pussy. Like it's not that crucial. This from the ecstasy thing, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like post-execity. So they made you take sex class? I know it's a lot of packing and figuring all this shit out.

But like, yeah, yeah. They may you take sex ed or like sex, like sex, like sex addiction workshops and shit. And I'm there and I'm there with people that are like 25 and got caught like sleeping. like being predators luring 14 year old girls from the internet. There's like a, there is an old man that had, you know, with his granddaughter, old Mormon. It was like crazy. You just got a couple bad times just fucking. Bro, I never like, like I got like kicked out of rehab for like fucking with a girl that was super hot.

Wait, hold on. Do you think sex addiction is real or do you think it's just a way for like? Or do you think it's a way for celebrities to like cheat on their wives and be like, oh, I'm a sex addicts out of sorry. I know some folks addicted to sex. That's like saying is alcoholism real or is it just an engagement? excuse to get, you know, out of having committed vehicular manslaughter. You start realizing it, like a couple of my clients,

I once had a guy who, like, he can never like keep his word with doing, like, pulling up to the office and doing some work with me. It's like, no, I'm only going with some bitches and this and that. I consider that sex. Really? That's like his main goal. There's a time and place for this shit.

Yeah. So, I wasn't a sex addict, but I wound up meeting the sluggiest girl I possibly could. Who was in the female. The only time we're allowed to talk to women is at the AA meetings. So I met this girl, shouts to Dory, from Phoenix. She was like

she was kind of cute, you feel me, but she I'm just going to say the funkiest sour cream I've ever encountered. What was the question that led to the story? I'm going to get to it. No, no, I like where it's going though. The waterburger thing. The water burger thing. Okay, okay. Yeah, this has to do a water burger. This is what Adam apparently said I shouldn't be doing too much. No, no, I love this. This is amazing.

Adam's not here, you know what I mean? Like, this is the disconnect, though. Riley, do they like this? Do they want me to do this or not? Okay, okay. Disconnected. So, I wind up, me and me and her wind up running away. We have no money, but she has like, she has like a checkbook. We're writing bad checks. Wompy Wump Bwom. Getting, got an apartment. The dude, and we're living in like this apartment, which is essentially like the baby projects. It's like a monthly

rental spot. Everyone that lives there is like on some, either they're selling dope or they're on dope. There's a dude. Shouts to my boy Webster. He's doing life. He was a, he was got caught up apparently for, he was on the run for a murder in a different state and all this shit. So we're all chilling. We start selling acid. Like I'm selling acid. That's how I'm getting by it this time. And I wind up, it's not enough money in the LSD game.

It's a low profit margin. So I got a job at Waterburger. And Waterburger is inferior to in and out on every single imaginable level. Not just in and out, but like damn near any. You can go to, you can go around LA and find a random one-off burger joint, like charcoal broiled burgers. And it's going to be way better than that. They have, like, decent fries.

They have, like, decent onion rings. I like the buns on their burgers. But other than that, it's, like, mid is full. That's what I think. It's, like, people, like, Texans and people just live in, like, the Southwest. They love talking about that shit. Like, oh, Waterberg is the truth. We're not it.

We're having a discussion. No, but I do want to say one thing, though, like, they try to pit it and compare it to in and now when it's really like a jack-in-a-box vibe. You know what I'm saying? It's like. No, no. Jack-in-the-box is better. I'm no stranger, just, you know, some good, like, you know, like, fast-ful.

in the middle of night. But I get Jack after leaving here often. Yeah. The one closed by. It's like one two blocks away. Yeah. Or like 20 blocks away. Whatever.

Honestly, that's really bad. And listen, listen, every time someone's trying to hype up Butterburger, their first thing, like they all have a different,

no, you got to get this. You should have got this. You should have got that. That's true. That's true. Fucking chicken. The only thing that they got that I will say is very valid is the

spicy ketchup. Facts. Bro, we're talking about ketchup packets. But if that's the, if that's the measure. I'm saying. No,

it is. Like I told these guys earlier, the milkshakes, it's all vanilla. It's vanilla with strawberry sauce. That's strawberry milkshake. Vanilla with chocolate sauce. That's a chocolate milkshake.

That's how fucking grimy it is. Me working there, these two fools came in. They had just been on like a hunting expedition. They're like wearing their hunting gear and stuff. And I'm working there and they're making fun of me. They're like, he looks like Pee We Herman.

They're like telling you. You should have came from behind the register and fucking hit him with a hot grill. No, they were. bro, they had, like, the fucking whammys on them. The hunting rifles on him? Yeah. So I went, but I went right in the back and I did the damn thing, you feel me?

Put a little extra spicy ketchup on their food. What do you mean by that, though? I'm not trying to catch a felony, like a retroactive felony. Nah. Then I put the sauce on it, baby. I want to know. Owee! Sauce Walker.

No, no, no. I can only imagine what the fuck that could be, dude. And then I want to know off camera. I'll tell you, and I ran into the ops one time, and you feel me, he got some too of this dude that had fucked the bitch that I was with. So guess what? You feel me?

But running into the ops at your job and you have the power? Yes, the crazy. But they didn't notice you at all? He didn't know who I was. He didn't know he was the ops. He was just some dude, and I feel bad because I found out

he wasn't even the ops later. So he didn't fuck your girl? No, it was a different guy. Had a name that rhymed with the guy. His name was Clay, but my bitch had fucked a dude named Ray. So you just like I'm sorry Clay

So you're taking You're taking a RAPing gone wrong A random clay got like Kum and his burger It wasn't yet Did that come from upstairs or downstairs? It wasn't come

I'll just say up Upsters or downstairs Wait just let up Just Leave it up to the imagination Try it got low No no no Oh

A lot of jeans Boots with the fur No But yeah A brownie Yeah shout out to all my My Texas people out there but like y'all gotta stop claiming that shit

yeah y'all got shit in your food the paddy mill is good like but other than that I also heard that like people are like oh you don't like water burger go to peen terries also trash did not like it at all Raising kings ain't even that fire to be honest with you it's cool it's kind of man it's like chicken fingers I thought it was gonna be like

the market wings and shit right no the marketing really was effective out here in LA though because when they started popping out the last five years you saw lines poured around that bitch I go to Dallas that bitch is empty people treated like it's whatever over there. Texas got fire barbecue. They got the, like, amazing ribs,

amazing brisket, all that. I'll give hats off to that. The beef ribs be going crazy. You'll come across a spot where it's like, yo, this grill, we haven't cleaned since 1968. That's disgusting. But it, like, adds to the foam. There's like places where they're like,

we haven't changed our oil since, like, you know, we've used the same oil for the past hundred years. They just filter the oil and, like, just like, put it through a strainer. That's the Russian McDonald's. Oh, my God. That's just your kitchen. There's places in Texas like that for sure. That's just Yuri's kitchen. I told Riley, I was like, we should start reusing our oil.

And she just said, honestly, and I'm not even mad at Tex-Mex, but let's keep it a Tao-Wild funky. And I love my Texan, my Mexican folks from Texas. I love y'all so much. I love y'all Edgar haircuts and all that. Yeah, my Tejanos. LA got it, though. Tungo blast, fool. But in all the hoods out there, I'm not leaving any hoods out.

But California got the best Mexican food. Woo! Speak on it, man. Whether is T.J. or L.A., definitely not San Franx. Y'all don't got shit over there. San Diego. San Diego got crazy Mexican food. Not Frisco maybe, but the Bay Area for sure has fire food in there, especially certain restaurants.

You know burritos were invented in San Francisco. They're called the San Francisco Burrito. Yeah, they're made in Texas. San Francisco, my boy. You know what? Lush would know. I trust Lush on. I do trust Lush as well.

Look it up, Riley. Josh it. Honestly, do. Dude, if you want, you could just start making a fake facts just to trade on. And we would all believe you. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. No, you got the credit for like 10 good lies. No, fuck being wrong.

You should purposely just like mislead many people. If you told us that Hitler's from like San Fran, we would be like, oh, what? That's crazy. Damn, I would have never known. Like, Hitler was a tag banger. Like, I believe that. You should start pushing the narrative that Blasey got good shoes on. Oh my God.

And then we'll all know that is a lot. Well, you should put the narrative that you got a cohesive. fit on. We should push the narrative. Blasey. Wait, why are we looking at pictures of burritos again? The best burritos in San Francisco? We got to go to the info.

Look up. Look up. Was, were burritos where? Invented in San Francisco. Yeah. Wait, can I ask everyone here at the table? Just put where was burritos? Yo, guys, burritos or tacos? Tacos.

Taco truck tacos. It really depends. It depends on my mood. It depends on my mood because I might fucking around get a molita in the morning yeah what's the grandma okay okay what's your taco truck order okay it said Chihuahua Mexico

all right mega they have dog in it but now look up our burritos from San Francisco because there's going to be some info on this I'm so confused a street vendor in Chihuahua Mexico made the burrito you're lying to us dude Dan the first lie

Wow love this is crazy Our burritos from okay look up San Francisco. Oh, look up onion. Onion.com slash burrito. I'll eat it if I'm wrong. You'll eat what?

I'll eat the wrong. The shitty, the shitty water burger? A mission burrito, also known as a San Francisco first type of burrito that became popular in the 1960s. Okay, so, so, so, so.

No, hold on, hold on. So, yes, were they invented in Mexico? Yes, did they become, they became popular. Now you're rephrasing what you said earlier. No, no, no, no. Is it saying that the mission style, which is,

is distinguished from other burritos by its large size and inclusion of rice and other ingredients. So essentially the burritos that we eat. So I was right. Yeah. So I'll give you that. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. So suck my fucking dick, Greta Thurton.

What do you want me to be? Mexican after this podcast. Hey, you look like Eminem's daughter. Fuck you. Oh, yeah. Haley looking at his nigga. Yeah, I'm a multi-gender. I don't care.

Fuck it, dude. Hey, I'm not going to lie. I love you. I'm afraid to say I would eat. Leave it to Eminem's daughter, too. Speaking of being hot, I'm not going to lie, Yuri. I feel like your, like, sex appeal has, like, gone up through the roof. Shut up.

Maybe the last year. Yeah, you are good looking. Dude, you look like. But I'm fucking right. No, no, you were right. You were right. You were right. I'm not dick writing.

I would never mislead you guys. Listen, I feel like Yuri is starting to give me like Ashen Kutcher vibes. Oh my. Because I died my hair. No, no, you just giving me like. Like, Davidson? No, that's gay. Yuri fucks, bro.

Yuri fucks, bro. Let's be honest. Okay, no, let's not start this narrative. But also, bro, I got crooked ass teeth. Okay, you're still in my bad. I got crooked ass teeth. My eyes, if you pay attention, my eyes are wonky. Okay, listen, we didn't give you, look, he's fishing for more compliments.

I'm not fishing for more compliments. I'm not fishing for my compliment. I'm just saying that, no, I have this argument with Riley all the time. Bro, you're so beautiful. Okay, you have this conversation all the time. He's like, oh, let's change. People are always telling me on handsome. I'm telling him, no.

Okay, let's change the talk about. Bro, you know how many girls hit me up are like, yo, your homeboy, you're, are you? Oh, no, don't say that. Okay, no. Yeah, Riley's about to put hands on you. Riley's about to go through your DMs. Yeah, she's about to... You act like I've ever talked to a girl in my life, okay?

Let's be honest. How often does Riley check the DMs? Never, actually I was camera right there. Never? Wait a second. Yeah, she never checks my DM. I think we should. Oh, okay, go ahead.

You want to? Live on the show. Listen. You want to? I don't like you guys stirring a drama. Wait, I don't like it. Let's see the most interesting thing Blaswick could find in my Instagram DMs. And, you know, you can use infinite let's you tell a card.

I'm not going to lie. Let me see. Let me see. That's a tight-out phone case. I'm not going to lie. Right, 11 bucks. It got really awkward. Oh, my God. I'm dick riding Yuri today.

I appreciate you. It's literally his DMs are all us. Yeah. Everyone in this room, bro. Yeah, it's literally, bro. There's nothing. Okay. Hmm.

I'm just playing. Oh, what the most of the whole? Chas Bryant, okay, Philbara, okay. No misconnectors are. Almighty. AD, yeah, bro. Bro, it's literally the whole office. Oh, yeah, Almighty.

Him me up to help him set up a stream thing, but he never... Dog, what's up with this nude of Duno, fool? What the fuck, dog? Yo. Bro, he sent that... Okay, never mind. Wait, what? Yeah, dog.

What was the shoes we had to get into here? No, no, no, no, no. We're not about to just skip past this. Bro, Duno lost 50 pounds, and he's been flexing. So you got shirtless Duno and your DMs. Okay, bro. He had a song on. Let me see.

No, no, no, no. He's Gaffy. There's no photo of Duno. Let me see that. You know what I do want to see a photo of? What? The sneaker news of the week brought to us by Mac. Oh, do you got, are these shoes in there?

I still want to know what y'all taco truck orders are, though. Karnia Sada taco, no sour cream, basically everything on it. And the hottest sauce. You have to just, they don't give you sour cream. Sometimes they ask you like, oh, you want to put sour cream on it? What fuck where you be going? Oh, God. Okay, listen, listen.

I will say while we're talking about food, I do have my boy Landau's kitchen out in the front. Let's go. Catering for us right now. Bringing them to the. I'm going to place all of our orders right now. You guys, tell me what you want. We got three piece tenders, chicken bites, or a manwich. And everything comes with a back in cheese.

A man witch, huh? I kind of want a manwit. Isn't that like a, like, like, a. jail type meal? Listen, what do you want? Bro, I'll take the chicken tenders with the macaroni. Tenders sound tight. No, they all come with macaroni.

Is it hot tenders? Bro, do you want tenders or do you want chicken bites or a manwitch? I'll take the manwich. Fuck it. Okay, two manwiches, two tenders? Yep. Wait, uh. Two tenders.

Riley, you want anything? We could do without the bread. Huh? All right. I was going to ask. I was like, can Riley order as well? Of course. Niggas.

I was thinking, they're going to be here for a while. I don't know she was, this is just for the show. I'm definitely down to eat and just calm child down right here. Yeah, like, I think we should give an honest food review of my boy. Make sure y'all follow at Landos, L-A-N-D-O-S dot kitchen underscore.

What if it's honestly like not good, though? Oh, I've been meeting the meat, bro, for some time. Guess what? You're about to meet him right now. That's far. Oh, shit, okay. You have to run his fate if you say it's made. Depending on the intimidation level, I'll give you an honest

or dishonest food review. We'll see what happens. But honestly, yo, Blasey, Blasey, both you and I know a person who makes food, right? And during the ass pizza shoe event where I got these shoes, he was serving. Shout to Jesse the chef.

I got to be honest to Jesse the chef, dude. It wasn't it? It was very bad. Wait, well, what happened? Oh my goodness. So you had a chef pull up to the office? It was terrible? It was not the office.

No, at the ass pizza event. It was like the fact that the macaroni, I stuck my fork in it, and it came out of a giant square. And I was like, oh, that's kind of gnarly. That shit sounds dirty. What did you get? What did you get to eat?

I forgot what it was already at this point. But even visually, even visually on camera I was showing it. And people in the chat were like, yo, it's kind of gnarly. I was like, no, let's give it a chance. I'm going to try to eat it. That's like the truck that was there, right? I tried to eat it. Yeah.

And it was kind of gnarly, bro. The best part about it was the chicken. The chicken was fire. The chicken was fire. But the two sides were just like, it was kind of normal. Hold on. He's made some fire asses. But no disrespect to him because he gave me like two eighths of weed of fire ass

for no reason for free that day. Is it's sole food or what? What is soul food? What was the definition of soul food? Chicken, macaroni, and cheese. Yes. And it was basically chicken macaroni and chili. The chili, not good.

That doesn't sound that appetizing. The chicken, very good. I'm sorry. You said all this food review. No, no, no, no. And people were on my ass afterwards because they were like, you were faking. Because I saw him afterwards on stream and he was like, how was the food? And I was like, it was so good, dude.

Like, I felt bad to tell him to his face. Is he white? No. But I felt bad to tell him to his face. But like, it's like, listen. I got, people are on my ass about like, yo, got to be honest. No, listen. It was not good, dude.

There's always a way you can approach a situation like that, like being honest and being like, you know. Rude, I guess. No, no, like, like, you don't want to be rude ever. Like, or you don't want to. I wasn't trying to be rude. You got a thousand ways to be respectful about it. That's why I said the food was delicious. No, I'm saying like, okay, all right, that's how you could have handled it?

Yo, how was the food? Like, hey, man, listen, dude, the chicken, oh, it was so good. It had so packed with so much flavor or whatever. I'm like, I wasn't necessarily the biggest fan of the macaroni and cheese or like the chili really. Well, that's heartbreaking, bro. You're literally just crib walked on his rock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, the glisten in his eyes when he told me, how's the food, man?

Like, there was no no I could have. But you don't, you don't think that it's even worse that you came on a podcast and shitting on his food? Yeah. To like, four months later. Thousands of people. I didn't expect Blasey to remember his name. I just said that guy. Bro, he came to my office, so loving everything like that.

I recommend everyone to get his chicken because the chicken is delicious. Here's what you say. Thank you. Here's what you say in that situation. Now I feel like an asshole, dude. Here's what you say is, like, how'd you like the food? Bro, I appreciate you so much. I did.

I can't tell you how much I appreciate you. Literally. You're not lying. You're showing appreciation. You're not lying. And you're, you know, that's it. And everyone would have been happening. And it doesn't take away from your.

Follow it up with. doesn't take away from your credibility because people can read between the lines and say, I never said he liked it. He said he appreciates you. No, I felt that. But here's the other thing is, I like that. I feel what you were saying too, but I still feel like if you don't want to hurt their feelings. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because as soon as you say I'm not, because as soon as you say, I'm not feeling it, you feel me? That's like if you just like, let's say you, no, I felt that. You know what I'm saying? But the food, the food did come with a lot of expectations. Like, yo, you got bars. I'm not really feeling that beat like your flow is a little

lot but you listen to the bars for free the plate of food is like $25 you listen to the bar Oh you paid for it? That's what I'm saying Wait, fuck you Jesse You pay for it and it was trash bro you have You paid for it you're entitled to an honest Review and it was a $25

plate of food and it was not No I'm going with house phone's answer now No that's what I'm saying I'm going with house phones answer Like you highlight what you like You know you kind of like sugar-corded a little bit, but in like, you know, just be like, you know, I stuck my, stuck my fork in your mac and cheese in it's fucking, yeah, it was all. But let me ask you this though, bro.

Fuck you, Jesse. Like, how do you do that with music, though? Like, how do you tell the homie, like, bro, this song is trash? That's hard. I honest, okay, okay. Because you're going to do the fake head nod. No, no, no, no, no. This is, this is perfect because, uh, so, uh, my homegirl, uh, Kara,

shout out to Kara, boo. Kara from, my homegirl, Kara from Atlanta. and she just dropped her first song the other day, right? And, like, I've known this girl for a minute or whatever. Like, you know, like, it's like a crew of Atlanta people that, you know, tap in with when you go to the city, you feel me? And this girl is one of the funniest girls I fucking ever met in my entire life, right? So, like, I think maybe one time we was, like, freestyling together.

So, like, I didn't know that she made, actually, I didn't know that she made music, though. So she dropped her first song the other day, and my nigger, I was so impressed that I was like, yo, what's your number? I called her. I was like, bro, this shit is hard as fuck. Like, you need to keep dropping, keep, like, dropping videos just like this. Like, stay consistent, bro. You will blow up. This shit is hard as fuck, right? And she was like, thanks. Like, it's crazy because, like, I wasn't going to drop it because, like, you know, uh, well, very well established rapper from Atlanta told her that it was trash. Young jock. Yeah, just say Young Jock. No, no, no, you know it's crazy. I, me and Vell ran into Young Jock

in the fucking lobby at the palms. But anyway, did he ever come? He was always in fucking Vegas. Josh calm there last time. Let me find out you're the dude that he's yelled on accident. I know. I would have kept that shit. No, but like, think, think about that.

Think about this, like, I'm talking about we all know this rapper in this room. Told the home girl that her song was trash and that she shouldn't drop it. And I don't know if he meant like. It was young nudie. No, listen. I don't know. For sure, a little yadi. I don't know if he.

Maybe you're right. Oh. I don't know if he meant like Burr Berry Perry I don't know if he heard her other songs and was like you know maybe oh like those other songs are better Yeah yeah

This shit drop this one Or or I don't know if he just meant This shit is trash don't drop it But I told her straight up I was like listen It don't matter It don't matter because you know This nigga's established already

Whatever like his opinion was clearly wrong This shit is fire as fuck Everybody like everybody That she fucks with and people that don't know her, whatever, like, reposting the song, like, the shit's about to go crazy. Yeah, you have to get multiple opinions because people are like, no, you don't.

Just release it. You think so? If you think it's good. If you like the shit, and you and your home girls is twerking and lit and like, bitch, this shit hard as fuck, drop that shit. You know why the famous rapper probably said it to her? Because he's trying to probably make a play.

Like, if you want to learn how to make a good song, come fuck with me. And then wumpty-womp, right? That's like manipulation. It's one of a couple. A, you need to come sign with me. B, you need to come fuck me. B, you didn't fuck me, so I'm gonna tell you this song is week.

Or three combination of both. Right. That's it. Signed to me and fuck me. Or, no, no, or three, or three, or four, you genuinely just thought the shit was trash. Exactly. Because music is subjective. He could have been in a bad mood, you know, like, Hungary.

Bad mood doesn't change your opinion. Dude, there's definitely been moments in which I've shown you music. And then you're like, what the fuck you? you showing me Yuri, get this off the screen. A couple weeks passed by, show you the same song, and you're like, yo, Yuri, why haven't you shown this to me before? It depends on the mood as well. You're probably right.

That's the crazy part. But like the universe, the thing is, like, with homies, you always want to be honest, but also 99% of the time when your homies showing you're showing your music to homies, you don't really want it on this response. You want them to say it's dope. You know what I mean? Like, that's the majority of people.

I want you to break my heart and tell me like, yo, I'm not going to lie. Yeah, I'll keep it a stack if you want me to and gave you very detailed, intricate feedback. Sometimes I might give the homie like an intricate feedback. Like, well, I think right here, bro, the bars just don't. And I just hate when they'll respond with some rebuttal. No, but it's like this. It's like, why do you ask me? They don't want to hear it then.

They don't want to hear it. But like the thing is this, for me, I'll just be like, yeah, that's cool. Because like I genuinely feel it's cool that you're being creative. You're doing music. Do you? If I like some shit, you finna know because I'm fin to get butt. I'm fin to get hub to it. You feel me?

Like, you're going crazy. Yeah. That's how you know it's dope. Like, like, you could tell when people like it. Like, if I just give you like a normal like, yeah, bro, like that shit was all. Or if I'm like tweaking out. Run that shit back. Yo, those.

Slap it again. Those videos of people reacting to the wire in that Kanye documentary for the first time where they're just like listening to it. They're like, yo, like you could tell that it's like a genuine honest reaction. You know what I mean? Like anyone could see that shit. I don't think I've ever heard an unreleased song. and got that emotion. I'm gonna keep it real.

Really? Dog, the first time I heard, I was on Ecstasy, right? And my brother Smokey, he like knows my taste so well. Like when he first played, he'll say like, this is your new favorite song, and he'll play for me and I love it. He did that with the thug and future, Chanel Vintage. He's like, you want to hear your new favorite song? And I was like, Chanel, I was like, yeah, I wanted to hear it ten times in a row.

I remember being off ecstasy one day, he swoon me up, and he's like, this your new favorite song. That's bold. And it was before Magnolia came out by Playboy. Cardi, and I literally wanted to hear it 500. I listened to it all day long. You know, it's crazy. Like, speaking of that era of Playboy Cardi, I remember, like, because, like, the way he were promoted shit would be so weird.

Like, he would either, like, like, like, he started off, like, he'll, like, tweet something or whatever, like, just very vague or, like, tweet, like, a little snippet of something. And then, like, you'd never hear about it until it just came out randomly. Or he'll have his friends tweet this shit, like Gunner, Gunner Stahl. the photographer, like, he used to do a lot of, like, Playboy Cardi fucking marketing or whatever. Subversive marketing campaigns. Yeah, but like, so I remember, like, right before Magnolia and before that album came out,

I think it was the, what song was it? It was either woke up like this or, no, no, no, no, no. It was, uh, I think the Zan trying to tell me some. It was that song. And it was like a little fucking, it was like a maybe 20 second clip on Twitter. If I could tell you how many times I ran. that shit back like yo this shit hard bro like what the fuck that's true

what about that De Savage leak that happened right it was like everyone immediately was just like this is the best song ever you know what you mean like it was that kind of reaction from everyone but that song came out and it ended up doing really well for him man yeah that's shout out to fucking D Savage man he just put out he just put out a crazy video with a dot com

Nirvon honorable disconnected family honestly honorable disconnected co-host at this point yeah bro honestly if I didn't start coming back we would have probably had to have D Savage as the That would have been fire. That would be cold. But no.

It would not be disconnected without you, dude. And I'm not going to expect him to be here every Thursday. You think so? You think so? I definitely hit him. He definitely damaged. Dee Savage is a vampire. He likes being up at night.

Yeah. But you, but you know. I only talk to him at like midnight. So you're telling me for, uh, let you tell it episode three. Oh my God. You're not going to have Disavage as, uh, your co-host. Should I'll ask him if he wants to join for sure. I'm low-key disappointed because I wanted to come and see.

Yeah, you were talking about it. The musical chairs were really bad. I wanted to see who the new coach. The next episode, I'm going to have a musical chairs. I mean, De Savage? Yeah, he might be in about like six, eight people. We're getting like 15 minutes. My homie Boris is a part of the crew.

And the chat's going to tell it. You know what I mean? And if they need to be there longer than 50 minutes or shorter, you know, we're going to feel it. But this is when the chat needs to go. Ultra ham and be ruthless. I need Simon Cowell. And the comments, too. In the comments.

Yeah. I need Simon Cowell to watch the next episode disconnect. What of our co-hosts or the next co-host is Joe Rogan? Hey, no, no, uh, unpromises. What if it's Kanye? I'm sure allowed or disallowed. I would, I would be down to Duke it out with Kanye every week for sure. You wouldn't like, uh, be scared of the backlash for having Kanye as the new co-host right now.

We just can't start. We got to talk about clothes and not like Jewish stuff. Yeah, I don't know what the hell is that about. But you know what, you know what else? We do know about, but you know what other good music artists. Bro. We do know about. Why are you talking about music? we're on the sneaker news.

Because it's good music alumni, Travis Scott. Wow. A lot of Air Jordan won low. You spoke on it. W. Is that women? I think so women's. Women's olive coming in extended sizing.

Release day March 1st. Is that a disc? This shoe is going to be $150, guys. That's like a take and a half. You're never going to see those for a hundred. I was just going to say that seems way too affordable. Well, now did you see the news about Nike? They're literally going crazy on the resellers.

They're not fucking with that. But also, I was reading through the comment section and then literally hell of resellers were commenting saying, LOL, they've done this seven times already. So it just, I feel like it's not going to have any effect. I'm not going to lie like, like. Is that the sock with that writing or is that the shoe? It's a sock. It's a sock.

Okay. But, um. Okay, you're right. Never mind. I'm not going to lie like for like someone who, you know, owns a couple pairs of the Travis Scott Jordans and like, I'll fuck with them. And like, honestly, I think he kind of like. helped revive the Jordan 1 low. But just, dude, like, the color blocking is just so similar that it's just like, all right, dude,

we get it. You keep doing the same shit. Oh, let you tell. I've been saying this shit since day one, bro. To me, the hardest ones he did were the mochas. You feel me? Right. Well, now, those, the mochas were the poor man's answer to the OG Travis Scott ones or whatever.

The poor man's answer. But I still like the mochas, though. I still fuck with that. The Mokos are all right, but like, man. I like these shoes. They kind of do look like the Ben and Jerry Nike's kind of because of the white and black color color block looks like the car.

Oh my God, bro. That's the vibe I'm getting, dude. It's literally not the same vibe. All right, never mind. Those shit's a rainbow color cow print. That was a terrible tape. Oh, God, dude. All right, anyways.

I kind of like them, but I don't like the color scheme here. No, I think that. You just said that you like that. No, I said, don't like that. That's the part I don't like. But I do want to say one thing, but I feel like, like I said, I wonder if Travis Scott's being treated like the same way like music is dealt where it's like, okay, you have to give us six shoes and two years and, you know, get to the drawing board

on what these shoes are going to be. Listen, like, I do fuck with the souls. Yeah, look, I'm thinking that like, yeah, they're probably like, listen, we got, we got a hundred mill for you for you to put like 10 sneakers out, 10 sneakers out this year. And we get to be able to pick two of our random-ass silhouettes that we're trying to revive. I wonder how much, like, like how hands-on he even is at this point,

to be honest with you. At this point, they probably just got the shit like, like, you know, clockwork. Like, it's just... He just gave him a color palette. He's a corporation at this point. Yeah, no, he definitely is, yeah.

And he operates on all different fronts. He probably doesn't see those shoes until they fucking are on his feet and he needs to promote them. And I think he really learned that shit from Kanye, bro, because, you know, 10 years ago, Kanye was like the the fucking the rapper

turned entrepreneur with the clothes and the fucking shoes and shit like that now you're seeing Travis following his footsteps with the Dior collab Because look at all other rappers All other rappers gear previous to Kanye was trash Like the fucking JZS dot Rebox disgusting fucking

The G units Yeah The game, the Chuck Taylor joins The Hurricanes Yeah Hurricane games Changed the world, bro The fucking Birdman Lugs Terrible.

When Kanye dropped the Yeez-is, bro, the whole merch line, that's when merch, I feel like, really started getting taken serious because that's when you started seeing... Back in the day? No, ice creams were fire, though. Ice cream is, but that's like a whole separate brand. That wasn't like Farrell merch. That's like BBC ice cream, you feel me?

And they're all... He marketed it really well. And previous to that, like, on some Super OG shit, it was Woo Ware. Like when, like... Yeah, that was high-end streetware when it came out. Really? Yeah, yeah.

Wooware was high-end streetware. Like, you had that shit on it? if you're rocking. Yeah, yeah, for sure. You still got that shit. No, that's just trash now. It don't, like, it don't hold the same way. I see met the man wearing one of the beanies.

I was like, this, why is he wearing that? Back in like mid-90s, that shit went up, but it definitely didn't. I believe it. It was almost like, it was almost like nigger hill figure. Wow. Wow. Was it not? Yeah.

Demonitized. No, sorry. I mean, like, I'm the only one that I can like really, you know, speak on that. But I think that it was just, it was like, yeah. It was like, it was like hood baby, hood baby hill figure. Hood baby low. the hill figure yeah exactly damn it's the elevated street wear super new york shit

super new york all right man we got the air Jordan for midnight navies the release date is october 29th via sneakers out wait they're retailing at 210 man Nike is not playing with y'all niggas no more yeah that's crazy right how are the Travis scots 150 and these are 210

I'm just saying oh okay now I understand they have like more material to them and like it's more intricate and shit I'm like trying to like I would fuck I'm trying to Analyze them before I say anything. I would fuck. Could we get some slides?

I feel like I've already seen them in high school like 30 times. No. No. Not like that. This is the first time they ever. Look at the page splatter, bro. Bro, this is what I'm talking about. You got to love the Jordan Forest silhouette.

You tell people like, bro, I've seen the shoe before and they're like, oh no, it's the fucking under the soul. If you lift up this tab, they put this yellow pieces instead of red this time. The only difference between these and a pair of like, cement fours is the fact that the blue part is black. Yuri, and let you tell you're literally wearing like Rewark like... Yeah, you're wearing some shoes that already mean.

You like your version just a little bit better, you know? Okay, I get it. Like this one's like, you know... If there is a pumpkin face on those, it's over. You'll be going crazy. Vampire pumpkins. I look at you. I'd be like, yo, those are fire. Those will literally be everything. Yeah, listen, I'm just at this point where like, I do

understand what you're saying, Yuri, because like, I'm at this point where I'm like, Fuck, I could just get a pair of fucking white cement fours instead of getting... You could like tape it up and put some blue paint splutter. No, no, I mean, I would just get the other shoe here. Okay. And I do all that. But like, I don't know, man.

Like, I'm here for the Jordan Four. They don't have those in lows, though? I mean, the Jordan Four kind of is already a low. It's like a mid. It's like a mid-time. But no, to be honest, they're trying to run the four into the ground. Like, they're trying to do ones. And I don't really appreciate it.

You're not here for that? I don't really appreciate it. I'm here for that shit, bro. But the thing is, though, ones have infinite ways to flip. They're, like, because they're essentially dunks. Yeah, like, high-end dunks. Yeah. But, like, shit, you can't really flip.

That's what I'm saying. You can't flip the four that many times. No, you can't. I think that people will find creative ways to do so, though. You know what I want that, like, T-Rail reminded me that I fucking always wanted the fucking Dorenbocker. I honestly would pay a pretty, pay a pretty penny. for a pair of nine and a half

Dorenbacher 4s with the little Superman logo on the time. Great issue designer of all time. Hey, listen, man. If anybody got a pair, tap it with me. And we got the Babesters from Bap, the World Colorways. October 28th,

price 309. Bro, everybody's raising the price of their shits, bro. This is crazy. So that's Italy, Brazil. It might be Mexico. Yeah, I get it. Oh, no, Italy at the bottom.

No, Italy is the top. France is the bottom? Or is that America? Never. I bet you is Mexico. That's Mexico, Brazil, Puerto Rico. It's for show. It's for show Brazil.

Or France, like you said. Yeah, it could be France, Italy, or it could be. You know Peso Pesel's going to rock those. You know the bottom. Okay, listen. They're for sure the Mexico. But I'm not going to lie to you. I don't know how I feel about this because this is just essentially the World Cup Air Force

Ones that came out in like the early 2000s, and they just re-rocked them. and made them babes. Well, they did that with the whole Air Force shit. Exactly. But I'm like, okay, the whole thing that made BAPE stand out from Nike at the time when it first came out was the colorways, the use of patent leather. It was like a more fun, like youthful, youthful, whatever. But it's like if you're going to start literally copying old Air Force One releases,

like it's kind of losing the magic of like what BAPE essentially is. is. Can we get verification if it's Italy or Mexico? So you're saying that there's Air Forces that look just like this. There is a collection called the World Cup collection that came out in probably 06, 08, something like that. Yeah. And they were literally these exact colorways for these exact teams.

Damn. They did literally read. I think it was 2010 because that was when it was the world. There we go. There we go. Yeah. Is the World Cup even like that's just coming? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. It was the World Cup fucking... It's about to happen. I'm pretty sure they came out in 06. It definitely... It might have been 06. Because I was in like fucking high school. Yeah.

I was in middle school when the World Cups came out and then they definitely didn't come out when I was in high school. No, that's when Nike was pushing Air Force is heavy, like 06, 5. Yeah. Because it's every four years. And don't say what... Oh, World Cup is every four years? Yeah.

Yeah, it had to be... Brazil, Italy and France. Wow. My boy, Lutz is on a row. Come on my guy. No fingerprints. My boy, Lush is on a row. I'm not going to lie.

But you feel me, I'm going to still wear it for La Rasa too. And the reason why I said that is because in the Nike collection, the red, white, and green ones were in Mexico color. And the thing is this, you got to understand, if you really do in the World Cup, shouts to Mexico, but that's never been a serious factor in the World Cup, unfortunately. Italy is a big factor.

Brazil, France. Italy's definitely in the quarterfinals. Yeah, yeah. And we wear the blue. Go azuri. Come on, man. Hey, man. Hey, listen.

Lush, I'm really not going to lie to you, bro. You were filled with a lot of information. Very articulate. And I really appreciate it. Like, it's like, whenever I make a weird music reference, you know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. And I'm like, finally. Or when we're discussing, like, fucking, like, flag colors.

You just love this shit. And you know what? This is the first time that my useless knowledge. It's not used. That was paying off for the first time of my life. Listen, I felt the same way because, like, I used to be that kid, you know, back in 06. Oh, you know, that's why I know all this shit. Right.

It's because back then when that shit was coming out, I didn't have the money to get it. But I was obsessed over the shit. I would be sitting on hypebeats.com and all that shit. And, like, bro, I literally learned how to differentiate colors by just owning sneakers and just, like, obsessing over them, obsessing about every little piece about the fucking shoes. Oh, this is magenta. Or like, yeah. Like, I remember they put out a pair of these, like, C-Fone vans around like the, like, Tyler the Creator era. And I, like, to me, it looked like Tiffany Blue.

Right. But it wasn't. It was C-foam. It's a slightly, like, it was literally like, slightly more olive color. I want to say that it was like, maybe like a 5% difference. More greener. From the, from the Tiffany Blue. Yeah.

And I was just like, like, shit like that. Okay. So I always thought this information was useless, too. And then when we started the high rollers One of the first things that I said was like, yo, if we're going to do a patent leather pair, we need to do patent leather on the outside and then the premium leather on the toll and on the middle

so it won't bend up as much because padd leather is just terrible. Decreasing like a ho. So look, my business partner who is very like, you know, like he makes blanks, like he's in like that realm of knowing about materials and colors and shit. And they looked at me, was like, what's patent leather?

And I'm like, bro, that's what I'm saying. I couldn't believe it. I was like, bro, we have the same babes that we bought at different times and we just so happen to have the same ones. I'm like, bro, like, you own patent leather shoes. You don't know that that's patent leather? You know that I'm a shine forever, like patent leather.

Who said that? Lord Finesse, one of my favorite rappers ever old school. He's the inventor of the modern day punchline. Look him up if y'all ain't up yet. Come on, don't play. Lush has bars for days. days. I'm trying to get like Yuri, bro.

No, I do not have a memory like you, bro. I'm trying to get hot like Yuri. Yo. Bro. Okay, I don't like this narrative. When I chill with Yuri. Keep it spicier than chicken curry.

Hit a bitch with the fist of fury. Oh. I smoke till my vision blurry. My dick, my dick like McDonald's ice cream because it's never working. I make flurry. Yeah, make flurry. Blasey be looking at his lip

kind of worried. No, that's you. I'm looking at your lip. Better yeah, look like you got full of dip. Looking at your lip. Like, what the fuck was you doing on the churlet? I'm looking at you. Like, what the fuck did you wear for your fit?

You talk about me ashen, but you're rolling up on the chair. Yeah, I'm rolling up over here and I'm not going to leave a single weed hair. Weed hair, but better you get to be able to be. You need to go to the bathroom and go dye your hair. Oh, okay. You need to go. Grab some shoes and prepare to share. And you just left the fucking Walmart wheels for a pair.

Oh. Hey, I heard you be going by Adams Jack Shack so you could stare. Oh, wow. I heard Blasey made a leather dildo and gave his butthole a tear. I heard Blasie was like, I got a thousand dollars. Can I please get a pair? Oh, my God. I heard Blasey seen his shoes fall off a truck and said, life isn't fair.

And I can't stand y'all. Can I please get a chair? Oh, okay I had to call Blasie like Can I come on Let you tell it Can I please have a chair? Oh

Oh Oh Oh I went Rick Ross chilling at the club Like can I please have a pair I'm in the dungeon Doing cocaine by myself

In the layer Oh Blassey's like wearing leather thong leather pants And leather shirt And like

How do I give my drip more flare And how we get Phil a chair Because he had bought us Some snacks that left us in pair God damn

You just ran it up like a pair of stairs. Okay, listen, listen. When I get, when I get head from a bitch, I say, what is like, big wear? Huh? Strips? I got the strips. Strips? Yeah.

Thank you. Oh, okay. So the immediate food review is from Blasey and Lush. Oh, okay. We got my guy, Lando's kitchen in the motherfucking building. I got a manwitch. I got a manwitch. So first of all, what I appreciate.

I'm just. I'll shut it out real quick, bro. Oh, that's for them, I believe. I've ripped. I already know the mac and cheese. is fuego. And we don't got forks for it, but I'm going to eat it with my damn hand. The tater tots?

I appreciate the tater tots. Tater tots are amazing. Fire. What is inside this burger? Macaroni and cheese? Okay. So look. Well, yeah, explain to us what we're eating.

This is way better than Jesse. Yeah, pop on pop up at a time, man. Way better than Jesse? Oh, okay. Listen, first of all, shout out to my nigga Landau's kitchen in the building, man. Listen. Thank you so much, bro. I appreciate you.

So look, we've been following each other. on Instagram for Mad Long. For a long time. I did pull up on you one time you were in Ktown and I got a sandwich off here. Shout to Donnie. Bro, that was like at least like five years ago, maybe six years ago. Here, you're going to speak right into the mic. Yeah.

No, no, no, like like get up in there. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Yeah, so, bro, just seeing your journey, man, like you always stayed on it, bro, and you really, like, you really turned up. So I'm looking at a chicken sandwich right now. We got a nice brioche bun up top We got some good We got some good Lando sauce

We got like some type of spicy chicken And mac and cheese on the sandwich Bro I think I should take a bite Come on drip check What is this? Is this mac and cheese? Like what is this?

Nigga, you know what mac and cheese Looks like is for sure mac and cheese And he got the dope dealer kicks on No these are shell macarones They're not like normal macaroons That niggas said what is this Mac and cheese? I've never seen that before

Bro, this is so good. I don't know what the layering on the chicken. Like, what is that called the crisp? The breading. The breading is so fire, bro. The breading is delicious. Blasey. Blasey trying to save some food and threw a bunch of macaroni everywhere instead.

Blasie. Oh, hell no. Yes, please. We got some Coca-Cola. Let's go. Okay, need that. Okay, so let's go ahead and start off with, like, the spice level on the chicken is perfect. Like, it's not bland, it's not too spicy.

It's like the perfect amount of spice. I agree, 100%. I'll have to throw on the Blasies real quick. Go on it. Hell no. I don't do the camera shit, my bad. It's good, no jumpers. Oh, okay.

Tell us about the breading. The mac and cheese. The little spice on there, the baking of it. The paprika. Come on, yeah, yeah, yeah. The fact that, bro, this is a busting, boy. Most people just make the cheeses. Right.

You know it in there. Like, that's not how you feel. Got it in the mic, my brother. This is not made by a white person, clearly. You feel I mean? I've been working on this recipe for like eight years, bro. Bro, listen. I could tell the bread is this far.

Not this one with the mac and cheese, but I've had one of your chicken sandwiches years ago and it was delicious, but, like, you definitely have upgraded it. Like, you put your fucking foot and ball sack in these muffled. I hope not. Bro. There's a lot of... Oh, no. That's the secret.

There's a lot of pain in this mac and cheese, bro. Thank you, bro. You put some pain in that mac and cheese, my boy. Spence, I, I mean. After y'all finished eating, shot out of lap, man. Ooh. Okay, what you got here?

Like some weed drip? Co-white caps. Oh, yo, these caps are fire. I like them. Oh, let's go. Whoa, we got weed. Let's go. Bro, what the...

I'm claiming one of those already. Can I claim... Can I claim... This one, is that fine? I'm getting comfortable with it. Oh, hell. Bro, this is fire, dude. This is the best gift we've ever gone, dude.

We just call him Blasie and have him sit here. I know, yo, Blasie. I'm sorry. This is a... I can bring some food or you can take a spot, bro. This is the chicken food episode one, dude. Let's go. Well, look, is Blasie's show?

So he's going to have to, like, claim the weed first. Oh, no, no, I don't like this rule. That's crazy. I can't tell if that was aggressive. I mean, passive aggressive or generous? It's like somewhere in between. This says Cody Cowboy Syrup and says MGP on the front. That's mine right there.

No, I called this one, dude. I will mud wrestle you for this one. Oh, let's go. Okay, okay, fire. It's crazy. Thank you so much, bro. Like, mushrooms? Yury's definitely going to do a mushroom stream.

And I, huh. Can you just eat one right now? You want. You should. No, come on. No, I don't want to, dude. This is like, okay, it'll be funny for the show, but then I'm going to have to deal with these emotions for the next four to five hours, bro.

Three X, two X. That's a hell. That's fire right there. Wait, so you make all of this stuff? What's going on here? Oh, this is your homie shit? Okay, fire, dude. So what is the brands that we, uh, that we shout out here?

What is the Cush Cowboy? Cush Cowboy. Shout to Cush Cowboy. Please. So far. What is the psilocybin thing right here? Just throw it. I'll catch it.

Honestly, that's not. I don't know. Thank you, brother. Shout out Swayby sweets. Okay, shout to Swayvy sweets. Yeah, that was great. So this is like candy mushrooms. Apparently, okay, fire.

We got some disposable cards for y'all too. Disposable cards? Bro, these are like, this is a good care package here, my thing. Yeah, no, bro, my boy, he really does shit with his promoting and, like, is this terrible podcasting. Yeah, probably. Honestly, Adam is probably, fucking. Adam's in the other room podcasting. Adam's in the other room literally about to fucking punch a hole in his, uh, in his fucking, uh,

Adam, which camera? I'm gonna get some vegan mac and cheese for your ass. Who said he was, damn. Who said he was vegan? He's trying to be healthy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't mean shit. You can still eat some regular mac and cheese.

Vegan? Dude, I know some fat vegans. Food plantation mac and cheese. Vegans are fat. Well. I don't know. That shit don't be working. Vegans are fat.

I'm not even mad at them. Some vegan food is fired. I go to Monty's. I feel like vegans are malnourished. All I do is good. Listen. You never seen a chubby vegan? No.

No, no, no, there's definitely, because, like, that's not taking away the fat or the sodium or sugar. Carbohydrates? Yeah. But listen. That's the quickest way to get fat. Listen, like, I'm usually not the type of nigger that's like, oh, yeah, give me some mac and cheese on my sandwich or whatever. But the way that this is put together is so beautiful, man. The sauce.

Bro, you got to get in. Got to mic it up. Mike it up. What are you saying? It holds together because I use shells, too. We don't use the elbows. Yep. Yeah.

Now the first thing I know is like that's, like that's, I see a bunch of other people try to copy me and shit, but we're the first ones that started. Like, when the Nashville shit blew up in the mac and cheese and the fried chicken blew up in like 2020, 2019, we're the first one that had all that exposure. I'm not even going to lie. Wow. I'm not even a lie. Listen, man, you want to tell people where to tap in on your Instagram? Follow me at Landau's Period Kitchen. It's a picture of me holding up a T-shirt.

That's the new page. And then our old page is Landau's underscore Kitchen. It's a little red cartoon. Go ahead and tap in. We're actually trying to get back into the old account because I got locked out. Oh, shit. Anybody knows anybody at Instagram tap in. Now, I'm just curious.

You had an angry baby mama who, like, locked you on. No, bro. Actually, I was following a bunch of, like, old-ass pages and shit, you know, inactive people, thanks. A bunch of shit like that. And, yeah, bro, they thought I got hacked. So I sent a video of my, like a video selfie. I sent a picture of my ID, and they were like, no, bro, you're happy. Like, it's over.

What did you send a video selfie? Yeah, bro. Like, that show was over. but can you make some fire as carnia sada? Oh bro, come on Mexican- Dominican that's my forte

Carnitas fucking Alpastore Yeah, bro I can do it all Langua I went to culinary school man That's nothing Come on

I learned that with grandma and mom Can you make fire Italian food Yeah That's the key my favorite What about Russian food? Are you my new best friend? I can maybe do a couple Russian food

The fuck You've never been that poor in his life Oh Apple sauce and potatoes Yeah nobody I can learn, man. Nobody wants to make cold chicken soup gelatin. Sardine cake and salty salty sardine.

I'm going to change this Russian stigma by bringing some fire Russian food next week. And you guys can be like, wow. That was immaculate. Bring up some baklava and shit like that. Now, baklava is not Russian. That's Romanian. Yeah, like Hungarian. Well, listen.

This was my, me apologizing for abandoning the show. And I'm like, you know, know what my boys deserve some really good food from my boy landau thank you thank you and some merch and some merch and some weed you have no apologizing to do because you know it's just like you're going through a lot of stuff right now it's like we've all talked about it many times and it's just like bro when i was in similar shoes not so long ago i didn't want to be on camera at all you know even the fact that you're willing to come back on that's what i'm saying it's just like you have nothing to apologize for i appreciate the fact that you set this up i appreciate

Lando so much. No, listen, it's been very long overdue of me and Lando linking up, man. So shout out to my boy, Lando. Thank you very much for pulling up, bro. Thank you for. No, bro. No, bro. I appreciate you, bro.

Bro, this shit was like, like, it was good back then, bro. It was literally like 20 times better now, bro. Hey, we could do four hours today because of this. I definitely have to be on AD stream at 9.30, so I don't know if I can do four hours. We owe them at least like 15 extra minutes probably. Yeah, let's do it. For eating? Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.

No, thank you, Lando. Appreciate you, brother. Good looks, Pam. Thank you, Lando. If you want to hang out, though, as shit, bro. Hang out. Which, it was delicious, man.

That was really good. I'm sorry for eating into the mic, guys. Yeah, I, hold up. Apology. For sure, for sure. Riley is Russian, sorry, go ahead. No, go ahead. Riley is Russian food edible.

Thank you. Yeah, but like, okay. She said his mom makes bomb ass food, but also, Riley refuses to try a lot of the, Russian cuisine that I partaking because it's like weird to her, it's fishy or has fished I trust, I trust Yuri's mom making some good at home

cooked meal but I'm saying like if Yuri's mom pulls up with a fucking chicken noodle soup in a cake thing I'm not taking a slice. The only time you'll see something like that is if you go to a full Russian dinner where it's all Russian

people and you know it's like no Russian person a lot of Russian people know that Americans are deterred by that stuff. They're not going to bring that to a dinner. So then this brings the next question of, why didn't you bring us actual good Russian cuisine and not fucking you want one of these?

Beets cake. I was trying to make a YouTube video. And obviously, if I give you guys like, you know, some, if you give us the good shit, then it's like,

oh, wow, this is amazing, blah blah. What's the content in that? I want to get you guys vomiting and, you know, going crazy on camera.

And you did much crazy. You started throwing everything around the room. I want to eat the most cultural, disgusting Russian food. Yeah. But it's not your mom to try a five-course meal next time. But also it's like, you know, what's funny is like I told my mom, you know, or my parents about that experience you guys had. And they were like, would you guys, would you give them?

And I told my parents what I gave you guys. And they were like, oh, that's disgusting. No, they were like, they're like, oh, that's all delicious food. They're like, that's kind of crazy that he didn't like any of that. What's it called? Like, can you tell us a name of one of that? Holladietz was the, that's the name of the chicken thing. There's a salad I gave them as well.

I think the salad was okay. Okay, look, this is my whole thing. The salad had a... I know the harm lick you straight. Yeah, are you good? I thought you finished eating. That's pickle fish? Oh.

Pickle fish. Listen, I just don't understand... It's really good, bro. No, okay, that was probably one of the only things that was like kind of edible. Yes, the pickled fish. I did like that. Dude, it's really fucking good, especially with potatoes. It's basically like fish.

Everything was mad salty. I would say that. Yes, yeah. Hell of salt. I want to like, should we just go to a traditional, like, Russian spot and just get like... I know. No, we're going to have... There's one in West Hollywood.

Uri's mom is going to prepare us a fucking... Yeah, can we commission your mom? Oh, we could commission my mom. Yeah, she could, you know, make us food one day, or, you know, we can go to Traceteer, which is a really good Russian restaurant. That's a Mexican spot. I think, yeah, we could, but I think Yuri's mom is the... No, 100%.

I want here, like, I want to have some love in this... Yeah, I want some pain in the trackier. I was telling Riley... Bush. I got reminded of this after Adam did the Lever King interview, but I was telling my mom, I was like, dude, she used to make liver and potatoes, which is... That sounds good.

That sounds good. It's so good, bro. And I was trying to convince Raleigh to eat it, and she's just like, no, no, I don't want to do it. I want to be a root to your mom and say no, but I'm like, bro, this shit's fire. Like... Just don't tell us what it is. Just tell you it's beef, and you're going to be like,

oh, wow, it tastes kind of metallicy. Speaking about beef, oh. I want to call out this beast's shit right here. Oh. For chewing down that, chicken burger with a Coke, bro. You know it's just a

Coke and beef. So you're telling me that you wasn't over there drinking a Coke on the side too? Not at all. You just tried to hide the evidence. Bro, there's not a single Coke can in my... Wait, although, do we see a Sprite anywhere near? All I see is a

giant 12 pack of Coke. I'm no bevying it because there's no... No, you didn't, bro. I literally... I've watched you... First of all, we could rewind the tapes. You walked over, grab the cans right. I'm... You walked over... Oh, you're past a my girl drinks. If she needs a drink, I'll plunge her thirst.

No, no, no, no. That's crazy. You know what? Don't be handing Riley any drinks. You can die of her thirst before you hand her a single drop of water. And honestly, you don't know. That is the fucking most insecure. No, that was the bossiest shit that you're ever said. I'm looking around. No, but honestly, we don't know. Blasey might be fucking roofy and like

people. That's what I was thinking. What the fuck? If Riley's loopy tonight, bro, I'm contacting the police. We're like, we're like, Riley, can you pull up the next shoe? She's just like, what the fuck are you talking about? What'd you do to my girlfriend? I think I can put some scopolamine on the fucking

outside rim of her fucking soda. But you tell the fucking horseback fucking junkie? What? What? Horseback junkie. You're a fucking get scammy for a thousand dollar junkie.

Bro, you're scatmy for some fucking Hellstar. Scammy for some Hellstar? Yeah. All right. We got the Babe Soccer-inspired

collection. We just fucking went over that. This is the clothing news. Oh, shit. Excuse me. These aren't the shoes. These are clothes, right? Yeah.

Blasie is doing a terrible job at, let you tell the episode two. He's not introducing the topic before speaking on it. I think we're transitioning back as it disconnected. Housephone brings us food.

He fucking. Come on. Me, you're about to say, man, I don't know if y'all want to, y'all got to take a vote here. Yo, Lush, you got the right track with the wrong trade. Bro, honestly, it's a vote between you and I at this point. Oh, my goodness. I vote myself, too. Do we choose?

What the fuck is going on, bro? I never went ready of this shit. I vote for Riley. Oh, why did I get? Don't ever vote for my girl. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. If anybody's going to vote for my girl, it's going to be me, all right?

Yeah. Riley is nearly dying of 30. No. Last. She's like, she's like, Scenario. She's like, oh, my God, let me get She's choking to death.

She's like water. You know, here's a scenario. I'm sorry, like, because I don't want this to happen, but we're just going to talk about it real quick. Oh, God. For the sake of conversation. What? And this is for Yuri.

You're giving someone a clip right now. Riley starts choking right now, okay? She chokes on her chicken tini. On her chickens. With no sauce. And she's about to fucking die, right? Yeah. The only one that knows mouth to mouth is Blasie.

What are we doing? What are we doing here? I'm going to have Blasie verbally tell me the instructions. Wow. Her face is turning blue. Like, her lips are purple. What the fuck? Her lips are purple.

Like, the life is leaving her eyes. I feel like Riley would rather die. I feel like Riley would rather die. then put her lips close to yours. I agree. No, no, Riley wants to live. She's about to be 25. She's a lot to live for.

Why? I didn't ask for any of these jokes on me that. Isn't even a joke on you? I'm tired of episode two jokes. Well, to answer the less question, I would lead Blasey's here. Okay, okay. He's not got cut. You just got cut.

He's not that. He's not that insecure. He said, okay, I guess I won't. won't let her die. Okay, this would tweet Blassey or house phone.

Oh my God. Why is house phone blushing, bro? All right. Listen, we got the clothing news. We got the clothing news, man.

We got the clothing news, man. We got the, we got the, you guys are weird. You guys are weird. We got the official BAPE soccer

inspired collection and release date is October 28th via babe. Yo, Donnie, do you know a mouth-to-mouth? That shit weak as fuck

This shit weak than a bitch I don't know I'm like I do First of all I know you're not talking Mr. I do I don't Wait I don't fuck with this Yeah I mean this is honestly

I kind of fuck with the front though you know what I mean It should have been a quarter zip Yeah If those quarters zipped We would have been in that bitch Because honestly, this gives quarter zip vibes as far as, like, soccer vibe, you know? No, but the, no, I don't like, that one's tight. I thought it was Paisley on the front, but it's a bait.

It don't need that, like, weird little gradient bars. It don't need that. It would have been cold without that shit. It kind of threw it off, honestly. That's pretty cool, I guess. No, I'm not going to hold you. Cold. Cold, cold, cold.

I'm not going to hold you. No, no. If it's babe for, like, jackets, I'm fucking with, like, a babe varsity. You feel? This, though, not a babe puffer? As a sleeveless vest? No, you're the only nigga that wants to wear a sleeveless vest. Bro, going down the slopes and this?

Why are you hated? I feel like this fire. If I'm going to wear a puffer, I need a puffer jacket. It's not really a full puffer, though. It's kind of like a deflated. It's a deflated puffer, you know. Niggia, you can't tell the density from a picture. Ooh, you know, I keep a good jersey around the way.

The Supreme one was harder. I don't know, man. I don't that green one is calling my name I'd fuck with him I can see Blasie wearing a black one with like some leather pants on them Oh my god Am I wrong?

I'm gonna start giving a house phone joke see how you like it Bro You know how I do mouth to mouth all of a sudden Oh these are these I could see Blasie wearing these And then getting roasted out of them Oh Well I can see you Next thing you know next thing you know

They're fucking outside his office in the trash can Damn Getting arrested Like the rest of your samples Oh The fashion icon himself. Yeah, motherfucker. That was funny.

And I still got access to your Shopify, so. Oh, yeah, log the fuck out of my shit. Yo, let you tell a card. I'm gonna change. Let you tell a card. What's in it right now? If I change the password,

will it unlock you out? Yeah. No, you could go on your thing and say log out all devices. I'm gonna do that right now. You can just see there's like 13 devices. No, I'm overpower you don't know. Those shits are hard.

I fuck with the hats. Really? They seem very simple. I fuck with the. With the Brazil hat. Sometimes simple is the The Brazil hat is cold. The Brazil one is the hardest one.

Because if it wasn't for them remaking these, you'd have to spend like $600 on eBay to get like the rights. Oh, I fuck with those too. Sox are fire. I could see that's one wearing these. But like if you pull up with the full like base. The higher, the sock, the downer the full. If you pull up with like the full like,

oh, I got the Brazil babes with the Brazil babe socks with the Brazil bag. Trucker hat too much. It's doing a lot. Too much. Even even if you don't have the socks. already thinking just like the hat with the kicks is doing like like you got you got to stop somewhere yeah I feel like the shoes with the sock is okay but then once you throw in another accessory yes from the same less you're a fucking Dominican from New York City right

wear it all I'm not going to lie to you the whoa that is fucking you would have to kick it yeah you playing with it though Paul no hell no no no I'm for show these are the only ball I'm not playing Exactly. Hey, house going. Did I change your life? I'm not going to hold you. I had it increased to your cranium. So what are you saying?

Rubbing your balls during jacking off as? No, you tried it? I love, look. I'm trying to go in and out, bro. I'm literally going through everything else and no thought in my head. You'll be in and out even faster with this.

You will. I think the power of jerking off and nutting in 30 seconds. And I feel like, you want some weird shit. What are you thinking about, dude? I think masturbation. I think masturbation. masturbation should be like a whole little treat

like should be a whole set of yeah you like candles you know put on some music yo I usually I usually jack like like like I'd throw like academics yelling at somebody you want some flaco shit get your weird ass out of here Drake on the TV

you've definitely jerked off to like random YouTube videos or even a no jump interview at one point that's not what I was saying I was saying that like I have a TV and I have a phone guys we have multiple devices right so I put on And academics like yelling in the background To cover your fapping

And then I'll fucking put the porn out on the phone You have it right Oh my God That honestly But I want to cut you off for saying Because that shit's worked wonders bro That's a pro move I'm in relationships

If you need to get your jerk off You know what I mean It's like why are you in a relationship And your girl is there And you need to jerk off Because she's dead asleep You better fucking slap some meat on her forehead Nah bro

You put the random no jumper interview on the TV And you just jack up You handle your scandal on the phone So you masturbated to no jump or interviews Wait No No that's how you get caught Really?

Yeah Yeah Well you're out No Okay Okay But that's not giving me The full surround

Sound experience My sound is on the last bar Like I'm hearing these bitches Whisper But I like to But I'm a very auditory person I like to hear The sex

I heard this funny joke There's someone I like sneaky videos Wait but listen You're not Okay sorry sorry You're not letting me tell it Yeah, come on.

Listen, so I was in Vegas, and I had a couple hours alone to myself. I had the quart of shade butter right next to me, and I was already in motion. Shade butter? I already had it in motion, right? So what I did was I propped the phone up. I scoop, like, you know, Dick, Dick in the right hand. I scooped up maybe like a handful of shade butter. That is disgusting.

And I just went right. Oh, wow. Wow. Br. Butter on the balls? You buttered your own bones? No, no, no. What's going on, bro? I definitely buttering yourself that?

You had to have showered after. There's no way you went through. Because, like, the whole reason why I was jacking off was that, like, people were on the way. And, like, I don't want to be horning around these, like, girls that are going to be half-naked for the video shoot. No, it's better to get one out before you. Yeah.

And honestly, like, you don't want to be out there with a loaded weapon. You make, like, clear decisions. Like, you're not making horn. he has decisions. Exactly. Everything about it, everything about masturbating before you do anything

is like, clear-headed. Yo, on some Blassey one bar shit, I heard this funny comedian joke a long time ago where he said like, he's like,

incest porn is just regular porn with the sound off. And I was like, eh, it's kind of crazy. It's true. Yeah, but something about read, not because something about

reading a title of like, oh my God, I'm trapped in the, in the, in the lawn, I'm stuck in the laundry in the fucking dryer. That has to be

the weirdest porn series ever. My stuck in the laundry or stuck in the window thing. Or like, I've seen one where like the bitch bent down to get something out of the fridge and then she like couldn't come back out of it and then the nigga just start fucking her from behind. From the fridge.

Interesting. Nobody has ever got trapped in the fridge. No, I feel like, I feel like it's a certain art that you have to follow to write these porn like titles, bro, because I feel like half of the enjoyment is like getting the thrill off clicking the title that says some crazy shit. Yeah. Yeah. But like there is clip bait in porn though.

Like it would be like she did what? context or like like like that reminds me of a night of my life or so there's this meme and it was like some like thick ass bad bitch bent over and it was like you walk into you walk into the kitchen and your brother's mother is standing right there what's your brother's mother it's like your brother's mother and that's the thing it's like why are they like kind of like dibble dabbling around stepfather and shit like that's like yeah that kind of ruins i don't like even if it's like the hottest porn i'm not into the incest shit personally well just Is it incest of his step, if his step, bro, porn?

No, no, not necessarily, but it's like flirting with the... Yeah, but all yes, it's the... Tearing the line of incest. Turn the volume off and it's just two people. Facts. Boom. You don't like to watch the storyline build up before the sex? That's the main shit I'm jerking out to, bro.

Is this storyline? Yeah. Have you ever known? So you're on Pornhub searching storyline. No, no. No, every good 4K porn has a full storyline before. I don't do 4K porn. It's like...

strictly amateur. But I'm sorry. saying there's no story line in the amateur porn. She got caught shoplifting. She needs to like what she's like, like, that's a good one. She's laid on the rent this week. How would she pay? I love it. I can't do that. Stop touching the shit. You hitting me in the lips

with it. Wait, what? He's fucking with my mic. He's fucking with my mic is smacking me in a lip like this with it. Why are you looking at him in the eye too? Like when you're just talking about jerking off. Weird as old. That's how you talking. I see the room. What? All right. We have the Dover.

Oh, no, we don't have the Dover. We have, you want to see it? The half, stop it. The Half Evil X Texas Chait Saw Massacre Collab. Man, I actually came out in the commercial for this bitch. I'm not alive. That was fine. That shit was hard.

Yeah, it's dropping tomorrow. And we got my boy six, man. Sandbox Incorporated on the video for that shit, too. Shout out to him. Good acting, by the way. Thank you so much. Yeah, you honestly looked like a nigga that had been working at the movie theater for like five years and you're over it

listen if someone wants to look i get a lot of hitups like yo make me a shirt you know send out of this but someone wants me to be in a fucking short film i'm down for that shit that's the shit i want to do i ain't get a lot that shit looks like fun but uh let's go ahead and check oh shit donnie's like what the fuck we got donnie on the motherfucking boards man shout out to donnie man i love donnie are you out of your fucking element donnie or what okay do you know how to hit the mic to do me a second.

Yeah, if anyone gets that reference. First of all, put some fucking respect. Put some respect on Donnie, man. Donnie is nothing that Donnie can't do. Donnie's a dude. Bro, you know what's crazy is when I met Donnie for the first time ever, it was like in 2015, 2016. And at this time, I was just a fan of No Jumper, never knew met or knew anyone from No Jumper.

This is when you guys are still in downtown and stuff, right? And Donnie used to have a shop on Santa Monica. I used to go there to buy my wheat supplies and all this shit. And one day I walk in there, he's listening to a No Jumper interview. I'm like, oh shit, you listen to No Jumper 2? And he's like, yeah, never in my life would I have thought that five years later, I would be on a podcast on a jumper and Donnie would be behind the boards. Like, it's so crazy, dude.

Like, what the fuck? No, honestly shout out to Donnie, man. Listen, the first and only time I ever ended up at at Juice World's house, man, it was me redacted Donnie, Juice World, and Juice World's Girl. Oh, never mind. I'm talking about another redacted. No, no, no. No jumper redacted.

Oh. All right. Yeah. So, man, this is the half, the half evil Texas chainsaw massacre. Official collab, too. That's crazy. You're going to this drop in New York? Yeah.

Yeah, they're doing some shit over there going out. Where? Can we zoom in on the team on the graphic? Yeah, no, that's cool, honestly. That's just pretty hard. I like the Vee. I like the other pieces. I can't wait to check those out.

I like the print on the last one. This one's so hard. This must have been designed by Blasey. That's why. This one's so hard. Shout out to Caleb. Oh, Hey, man, listen,

one of the hardest fucking gravity design is. And he's tapping in with Hellstar now, so Rose really gonna go crazy. Whoa. I like the photo shoot as well with the background. Yeah. Yeah, I think...

That shit is fire. Where were they found this fucking place at? Shout out to coughs. And Dom, what's the name, Don Corleo? Shouts to the Texas chainsaw massacre being based on a true story. For real.

Yeah, what do you think about, like, you know, drops like these where it happens towards the end of October when this is something you would want to wear during October. Yeah, that's kind of like the double-edged store when it comes to like doing collaborations that are based around, sorry, just collections based around holidays. It's like, you know, as a brand owner, y'all, like, I'm very disagreeing with half evil's decision on dropping this the last week.

But like, don't find yourself on Valentine's Day dropping a fucking heart t-shirt. You know what I mean? Like, because then you make it seem like you can only wear this on fucking next day. They're going to get it two weeks after Valentine's Day, by the way. Yeah, like a Christmas drop mask. So maybe you put it out a month before. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Is it a drop like this, I feel,

could make more sense in October 1st compared to October 28th. So you might still not even get it by October 31st. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You would have to do something like this with like a pop-out to be like, you could wear this shit this weekend. That's true. That's true. Which I actually think they are doing in New York tomorrow.

So guys, if you're in the New York area, go ahead and visit their pop-ups so you could wear this shit for you. Say I won't buy a flight. I've been telling you all fucking day. Let's get you a flight, bro. I'm going to be out there with you. And Josh is. linking up with me in fucking

bandash. The one in Spanish is fire, bro. Yeah. That's like those are official assets from like, they did like a Spanish release on that. That shit is. I honestly would love to just be there for your first time in New York, bro. Bro, that's the most wholesome thing you said. Thank you so much.

I love, like, bro, I only talk to Blasie the way that I talk to him on camera. We literally have the best friendship ever. I fucking love him. He's honestly one of the best, most supportive friends like that I have. You're so bipolar. I'm just being honest.

Thank you so much. Have a hug. Oh. Come on. This is needed. This is needed. This is needed. Everybody be thinking they actually

make me each other. I know. For the culture. No. No. Shout out to my fucking twin. Blasie, man. I just,

I just caught a glimpse of what the Oreo is going to look like. Oh, I can not believe you said that. The s'm the craziest. But your weird ass went with this. No, I was definitely down. That's the crazy part. This looks like the guy we had on that guy's like that got scanned by Kanye.

No, this is a very pop-in. It really looks exactly like that. YouTube artist, man. Don Corleo. Am I saying his name right? You know what I'm talking about Dom Corleo? Don Corleone? That's him.

Oh, well, I have no idea what that is. Let me hit that much weird. Don Corleone is the guy in the godfather. Yeah, no. I'm black. I don't got cold sores. Let me hit that. But he does and you're about to have a cold sore after you?

I never had a cold sore in my entire life. Maybe the first black guy with a cold story. You ready for that title? this one I'm gonna do it's a baby cold sore it's not a full one and I put a brief on it I'm gonna hit it like this

right hit it from my finger there you go yeah put your lips all over it dude the cold you gain that Kylie damn the one with the tech yo speaking of Kylie that's what I'm saying bro that

is that back piece that's hard is it a cold sore from the cold war oh my god bro yo Riley told me that cold sore and a cold war

yo Riley told me that Kanye was the only person to lose his billionaire status. Apparently Kylie did too, but more discreetly. Where people just don't... She's not one anymore? People just don't fuck with her

and makeup as much anymore because it's like overpriced and not that great material, you know, quality. It's all good. You know, you win some,

you lose some. I mean, like, if someone says they made a billion, I'm gonna have a gold chain that says it's just billion. You know what I'm saying? Like,

if I lose it or not, it's like, that's a life story right there. You can have it forever? Yeah, I'm getting a face that says billionaire. Kylie could get it back. Yeah. Kylie could get a lot of things.

She can't get her, man, to stop cheating. Damn. So fire, Blasby. Yeah. Nice. That was some Wendy Williams. That was some Wendy Williams. That was like, that was some Wendy Williams.

That was like, that was very Charlemagne of you. Yeah. That was hard, though. Honestly. Yo, what do you think about those pants? This image of people. This image of people. This is connected.

First of all, what the fuck are you going to support a Texas Chainsaw Massacre Collab? When you ain't even seen no fucking Texas Chainsaw. saw a massacre movie. I know about it. That's why I, that's why I mean, uh, not design this shit. Is that DTG, Blasie? No, that's green print. Don't try to play my homie, bro.

I like that. Yeah, what? I don't know how you see how the media does you? You see how the media tries to, uh, push narratives? The white man on the media. You are the white man. Am I, am I tripping for liking this half evil collab better than the whole bait thing we just seen?

Yeah, no, it's hard. No, I think it's very, uh, the underground. is rising, bro. It's a recurring thing. No one's doing it like half people. Whoa, the boards. The boards are fired. My good people over there,

George and Sam, bro. They are the heroes. Also, my office, I'll make that graphic right down to left, man. Shout out to my good boy, Nate. Wait, how, could you save me a board, bro? Listen, just know Nate be in his fucking bag, bro.

No, yeah, very. No, you're at, first of all, everybody on your team is in their bag. Very, very strong, hardworking men. You really curated a fucking golden like all-star team of young Hispanic talent.

All from South East LA and two of them didn't even use Photoshop on their laptop at that point. One of them learned Photoshop and not they're supposed to make a shit for Dirk for fucking redacted the biggest artists of our generation.

You know what I mean? Shouts to Sela a fool in the house. Come on. Yeah, guys. Shout to everyone from the cell area, man. What's up with y'all? Southgate. Now shouts the whole sandbox crew

for helping with the Gulog stream. Basically like Blasey said not working for like, I don't know, 12 to 14 hours. James took a two-day break just to fucking kick it with Yuri. Shut up. Shout to James, bro. You guys really made this show popular.

Well, for the Gulloch stream, Blasie was pooping in my kitchen. Yeah, this was like three months ago. And James was helping with the stream. Oh, this is when he laid on the floor and left doodle streaks on your floor. Again, bro, that was warranted. What do you mean warranted? Well, to be fair, I hit a Blasey afterwards. I was like, bro, you just had like four or five people help with the stream.

you made it way funny or all this stuff. Riley, I was there actually poop on the floor? I'm like, I cleaned there before Riley saw it. But, she could just be being a good homie.

That's true. But I told Blasie, I was like, how much do I owe you in the crew? And he's like, no money is necessary. He's like, just throw us a pizza party,

you know? So he helped me out a lot and didn't ask for anything in return. That shows how obsessed with ass pizza you are because there was ass and now you have pizza. You're showing your true colors, bro.

No, honestly, like, anytime. I love you, Yuri. No, I love you too. Anytime we go to Yuri's crib or, like, do Yuri's dreams is always fucking hilarious. And it's always, like, warm, home bars. Yuri's crib has an amazing energy to it. It really doesn't.

It doesn't smell bad for all you fucking cock suckers out of them. The kitchen. But Yuri's crib is, like, their crib is fucking super organized. It's, like, very adult. But let's keep it a stack. It's got a woman's touch for show. You know it's not. Before Lush came, Riley lit like all the candles and all the kids.

Yeah. That's why we were making. out the whole time. There's sea breeze fucking like plug it in. Hey, listen. I'd be plugged in on the glades. Yeah, come on.

I do want to say one thing, though. Gladys night and the Pips, baby. The restroom downstairs is a little bit hard to maneuver. It is very small. Especially for a big... Is that why you shit on the floor? It was very hard.

He couldn't make it on the toilet. He had shit on the floor. No, Blasier brings up a good point. To get in the restroom and close the door, you have to jam yourself against the corner to close the door. It's like one of those really small restrooms. Like they really try to like... I don't remember this. I remember walking in. They were closing

the door like a regular person. Blasey's thick, you know, so... I definitely got some ass on me. You know what? I don't like how the no jumper restrooms, you have to fucking, like, manually say if it's fucking occupied or not. Do you know how many people

walked in on me taking a shit? Like, I would lock... I locked the door. No, I locked the door and Adam almost did it earlier. I locked it and then he grabbed the thing and it unlocked. You know what happens is if it's locked, you turn it once, it unlocks it, you turn it again, it opens it. And I've walked in on two people

pissing already because of that same thing. I've learned my lesson. Were they like, as much money as they spent on this facility? We can't get her proper lock? We spend $200 for like a door repair, bro? Listen, if I walk in, if somebody walks in in on me fondling my own balls and jacking off on the toilet. With the

shay butter. It's their fault, bro. You might as well just continue, you're like, bro, you shouldn't have been in here. This is my private zone. Like, AD's sister walked in on me, like, I got, I got my fucking pants and boxers like to the ankles, just all thighs out on the toilet. I forgot who was. Adam was interviewing this one rapper, very serious, like, rapper with all these diamond chains. I forgot his name. And I was like mid-piss and he walked in on me pissing at the old facility. Was your ass out?

No. He got this little shit down to me. But for sure my dick was out. Fucking Sada baby saw this whole fucking part. And I, it was one of those things where the stream had like deterred, hit the same. seat and I was like, well, like, oh shit. ESDG. So, so who was.

So now you got your fucking infected Russian pee all over the fucking, all over the seat and all over his diamond chains. I was just like, yo, my bad, dude. You probably peed on the toilet paper, didn't even change the roll. Oh, bro. Do you remember how the state of the toilet paper

in the old spot where like, there's two handles where the like the thing is supposed to go into, right? At one point the handles broke off and people were just stuffing the toilet paper roll onto one of the handles where it doesn't even bro you have to manually just take that fucking uh was it black china who was so disgusted by the restroom bro i understand bro it was not that it was not that dirty bro it's disgusting i got tripper y'all got a nasty ass restroom there's bread coming into the building at cha cha cha lawned in silver lake if you're willing to shit in cha cha chao lounge i feel like you're willing to shit anywhere

yeah 100% if you're willing to chacha lounge bathroom is so disgusting dude it's so grimy and i think the door is not even a full door where you could see the ankles and like if you wanted you could peek over as well. I'm not even going to tell you all my shit stories bro because it gets so I have the worst. If you never have you never had the shit between two cars broad daylight

and a residential area if you had to shit in a car in downtown LA in rush hour traffic no. Wow it's because you can't get home in time. Oh my God I could hold on to a ship while your girlfriend's driving. Bro I've done a radic driving on the freeway before

because I had to take a piss so bad. Hold on. Please explain this story. You want to hear it? Oh, yes, I'm interested. Your girl, your girl never respected you after that moment. Well, we recently split up, so, like, and there you go. That's why. That's not what started.

But this was, like, years ago. But listen, you planted the shitty seed in her head? Yeah. And she just, she just never saw you the same anymore. This was the first straw on the camel's back. Oh, there was already multiple straws. But, like, so just like, all right, so I took, she, we went to a job interview. She had a job interview, and we were living at,

have you ever seen that spot the Orsini? Yes, of course. So I lived in the Orsini. God. All right. Like, yeah, it's nice, but it's like trapped out as fucking. It's not nice at all. Like, like, it's not that it's not nice,

but it's just like they accept anybody. Like, they got all the trappers, the scammers, no niggas that got no credit history. Nobody got no credit history and no fucking proof of income. And they have like people that are there for the weekend. Like they have like, You could be right next to someone that's using it like a hotel, essentially. They have Airbnbs all through there.

But it's like, it's technically a luxury apartment. No, it's like your own basketball court. No, it's set up nice. They got like mad pools. Yeah, yeah. They got, like, conference room. So we're living in the Orsini. She had a job interview with like some salon and it was in Brentwood, right?

Oh, that's Madfar. Yeah, mad far. Like near Santa Monica. So we go out there and it's right next to one of my favorite sushi spots, right, called Tyco. I'm like, we need to get Tycho. So I've been on Crystal like for a couple days. But at that moment, like I'm coming down. So you could eat now.

So yeah, I could eat. And I'm off hell of Zanz. I'm off Zanz. And then we go there. And I'm like, I walk in the spot and I'm like, because I know the place well. And I'm feeling like the man. You feel me? I'm like sit down like, come on.

And it's all on her. It's all on a bitch. I'm not paying for nothing. You feel me? Like we sit down. I'm like, come on baby. Like we about to like dying like rock stars. I'm like documenting it all on fucking.

Instagram story and I'm like and I'm like yeah fuck corporate ass Brentwood dude I'm just acting a fool in here right I'm off the shits they're like do you want any sake and like I'm like yeah we want sake like do you want a warm or cold I'm like both so like we're getting

fucking drunk and you know like now the Zanz are mingling with the alcohol so I'm feeling myself more I'm eating all this sushi like my girl she had like a really didn't have a sophisticated palate but I'm like you need to try this I ordered her Unagi she didn't know what it was I was like, you just ate it, baby, yeah.

She's like, what the fuck, you feel? I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, I'm like, oh, like, you want to see this? I'm going to do this for the gram. Here's a wasabi ball. You can't say like, that's why I can do the one chip challenge. I'm like, watch this. Eat the wasabi ball. Oh, you feel what I'm like? I'm just like, now my stomach is becoming a

coagulation of all this sushi. The crystal meth is like speeding things out, but I'm mellow off the Zan, so I'm just eating everything. And stocky. And the alcohol, which gives you the shit, too. Bro, Zans and Crystal sounds like a crazy. Make sure. I'm listening. Okay.

So we go outside and I kind of feel a shit starting to descend upon me. And there's a star, I was like, oh, I kind of got a boo-boo-boo-woo, wump-de-womp. And she's all like, there's a Starbucks right there. And I was like, you know, I don't want all these aspiring actors and yuppies to fucking smell. Who gives a fuck? I know, but that's just like, I don't, the crystal is making me a little insecure. So I was like, I don't want these fucking, you know. I don't want to.

I don't want to. Rugs would do that to you for sure. I don't want Reese Witherspoon. I don't want to shit in front of Reese Witherspoon right now. You feel me? Like, so let's, so I'm a dip, right? We get in the car, start driving. And then, like, you know, like, when you have to shit and you're in the whip?

And then it goes in waves. It's like, you kind of got it. It goes away. And it comes back. You feel I mean? It comes back worse. Yeah, yeah. And then as we hit the 10 freeway.

And as we're going east, I'm trying to distract myself, listening to music. I'm like, okay, by this time, we're like in Mid-City. And you're like, there's no. You're like, you're like, almost. almost there? Getting like halfway there. Halfway there. And there's no restroom at this point I could go to

easily, you know what I mean? Like it's a rap at this point. So I got to be in it for the long haul. What time of day was this? Rush hour traffic. So like by the time we get, by the time we hit Mid-City, it's like dead stop traffic.

I know I'm going to be here for like at least an hour, right? So I'm like, okay. And then like it starts to be doing good, bad. Like we go through all the motions. And then like, okay, we're about to be home. Like we're like, it's the next exit. and then there's like another traffic jam pops up right there.

I'm like, oh shit, it's a rap. What'd you do? How did you handle it? Okay. Then I'm like, oh, I'm rocking back and forth. I'm like, my eyes are, my fucking hazel eyes are turning brown, homie. You feel me? I'm like, nope, you move, you move, like.

And then I'm like, baby, I got a shit. She's like, no. I was like, I was like, I'm looking. And by the way, we borrowed the homie's car. So this is, in my homie's car. I just broke his laptop a week before DJing. I spilled fucking, yeah, yeah. And he has like, it's like a shitty fucking Toyota Camry or whatever.

And now it's about to get shittier. Hop in the fucking backseat. And like there's a plastic bag. I pulled down my pants. And this is like right when we're ever going down the exit. And then I'm like, I'm shitting in the bag. And it's like flying everywhere. Oh.

It's just like all over the place flying everywhere all over me. Diarrhea. Yeah, yeah. There's no. There's no. There's no. It's just water falling down too. You feel me?

It's the juice is loose. The girl has. be throwing up, bro. I'm telling her, I'm like, turn away. Turn away. She's like, he's like, I can't handle this. I said, bitch, I thought you loved me. Like. Oh, my, that sounds like a love story. Oh, my God. Okay, so then we pulled up to the apartment, right?

We go into the parking lot. Now I have to like get up to the apartment. But like, I'm covered in shit and the car is covered in shit. So she has to go up, get a bunch of cleaning supplies, bring it down. I need to get cleaned up. She brings a change of clothes. When she gets up, she finds a sheriff lockout. eviction notice. Like this is like your final eviction notice

because I hadn't paid the rent and I had been like off the shit. Lying about a bunch of stuff. Oh my gosh. This is like a month or two before I went to treatment a couple months before I went to. That honestly sounds like rock bottom. It was pretty fucking bad.

Bro, if you were shitting in the back of my car I would have to pull over. Like I would not be able to handle the smell. And she stayed with me. For a hell along and then thugged it out all for rehab. Anyways. That's a real one. Jesus.

Yeah. You went through some shit. Yeah. Literally. I feel like I could shit myself in front of Riley and she would still love me. And now, and now fucking. She kind of head nodded like, yeah. And she's going to shake spot on me now.

Like, and I didn't fucking. You're like, you're like, bitch, I'm up now. Like, I'm, I'm shitting in the bathroom now. Yeah. Maybe you just have to shit in a car just to get that like that new low out the way with your girl and then you could cheat. Oh, like really embarrassing. No, no, no, no. Because they'd be like, babe, you fucking saw me taking shit.

No, I think it's the exact opposite It's the exact opposite because now She like she has some shit on you Then she could cheat damn here Like she got that on you like my nigga like are you Are you? No but she can't cheat you remember that time you shit it all over the backseat All right maybe I shouldn't shit on the first day in the car

That's what I'm trying to fucking tell Adam I'm like motherfucker like yo punk ass I don't even realize I will never run out of stories my boy I was actually thinking about this the other day is like what makes a really good podcaster is like having a lot of experience. A lot of life experience as well as a rapper. You know what I mean? Like life experience really helps with book writing, you know,

podcasting, rapping and like, I'm a terrible rapper and podcaster. But you have, you have tons of life experience, which is like what people are interested. A lot of people have happened. Bro,

that's one of the best stories I've heard. Bro. You're not. Like meth or not, it don't matter. Your stories are fucking great. You know what I'm exactly. I'm glad you guys like it.

No, I need every single story. Like, bro. The world needs every story literally. I'm just like, like, I don't think you understand the chills that got, like, is running down my spine from hearing that story. Is it the story or how I tell it? No, no, no, no. It's because I'm a poet.

It's because I almost been there multiple times. Right. Like, I almost like. The rocking got me. Nah, for real. And I've been reading a lot of comments lately, like, stop comparing yourself to house phone. Bro, like, twizz. Come on.

Especially like, brow, like, the coke shits are the worst. Yes. So, like, bro, like, I'm. remember one time we was on a fucking crazy bender at like my homie's house all the way in Santa Monica or something and I was with these girls that like the one of them was like oh we like we could go to my house in the IE or whatever right and we're like that's a hike nigger and it's like but it's late at night though it's late at night though and I'm faded and I'm like you know what I got like three bitches in my car it's two bitches in the other car

with the other homie let's go we go to Reeves fool like you you feel me so we I think we already had hella whippets and we already had hell of coke all that shit we had alcohol we had everything we needed we just needed somewhere to go right so we go all the way to riverside i'm not going to lie damn it was actually riverside i was yeah yeah yeah no for real for it was wow so look so as i'm driving though i realize that like low-key i'm a little too faded to be driving because like my vision was like mad blurry so you need coke no i was on helicoke but what it was like, I think it was like the, like, right when I first got like diagnosed with having diabetes and shit.

And it was like, I think my blood sugar was a hell out of whack. And I was tired of fuck from not sleeping. And like something about being on a bender and shit like that. And then you're out and like the lights and shit like on the freeway. It was just fucking with me heavy. So I'm just like, bro, what the fuck? So we finally get to Riverside. We're there for like two days, bro.

And like I, like, by the time I went to sleep, I slept for like a whole day at this girl's And then we wake up. I'm hungry as fuck. They already had Wingstop out there, like laid out or whatever. Like they already ordered Wingstop. We eat that. And they got like two hours later, I'm like, yo, let's get some more food. Like, I'm hungry as fuck. So we go to Applebee's.

And that was my first time ever going to Applebee's was, I think this was this year or last year. So we go to Applebee's, I get some crazy ass like Applebee entree or whatever, whatever, right? We go back to the crib. I'm finally like, all right, I'm ready to go back to L.A. now. Like, fuck all this shit, right? Of course the first time You go to Applebee's and fucking Riverside

Yeah right So look so then we're on the way back to LA And like I hate when people do this Because I'm very generous with my driving I would drop pretty much anybody off anywhere But don't fucking try to lie to me Don't try to lie to me and say that it's on the way It's only going to be 10 minutes

Bitch I know exactly where I'm going You're the king of that No I'm not You've definitely had me drive you a bunch of places Yeah but I always kept it real I was like, yo, it's here. Like, I'm not going to try to, like, butter your balls up, right? With Shea Butter.

We're not going to Shea Butter your balls and be like, oh, yeah, like, it's... It's 10 minutes away when it's really, like, 40. No, that's what I'm saying. Like, okay, so this bitch was going to Monrovia, and I'm going to downtown L.A. And this bitch was trying to tell me that Monrovia is on the way to downtown L.A. I'm like, no, that's completely the whole other way, right? But I got you, but don't try to play me like I'm stupid, right? Right.

So anyway... Monrovia is far. nothing to play with that's what i'm saying so look i dropped the bitch off in monrovia same thing it just hits me out of nowhere right but i make it to a denny's at first and i like get that shit off right then i hop back on the road bro it starts hitting me again i i didn't get it all out bro it got so bad that i had to pull over off the exit of the freeway it was probably near monrovia somewhere and it was like hell of trees and like hell of shit but it was on a deep-ass incline. I didn't even pull

all the way off to exit. I literally just pulled it over to the night time. Nighttime. I just pull over. Luckily, there's no cars come in and out. I hopped the little thing and I literally just like squat mode in the middle of the fucking woods and just take a shit right there. Did you wipe at all? I took some napkins from the car

but I only had a couple of napkins though. So I had to like... You had a shitty ass driving. You had to like wipe and then refold and then wipe again. Classic move. And then refold and then wipe again. The shit's getting all wet and Bro, like I'm talking about like my whole booty was moist. Like, oh, bro.

You have to say, at that point you sacrifice the boxers. No, no. Use your boxers. Oh, no. I threw them away. Yeah, yeah. And I'm not a lot. I'm not a lot.

I had, you know, the like, OG, like early 2000, like, OG fucking royal blue ones. No. No, no. I got no shit on them, but I was so scared I was going to. Like, I damn near almost sat my ass in a bunch of leaves and twigs because I was like, I do not want to shit. I went to the shoes off. Fuck it.

We socking it. Damn, sock it in the woods is crazy. That is kind of crazy. You're really in a crazy predicament. You got to like just go full crazy. Bro, we're all humans here. You know, we got a shit and it's not always prepared. I've still had a shit.

No, we're going to have a toilet nearby. That's when I realized that my, like, me having IBS was getting real bad from the shit that I was eating, the diabetic shit and just like drinking and doing drugs all together. Drinking will definitely have you shitting crazy. But it's like it's like the unpredictable shits where like you'll be fine sitting there and then it'll just hits you. and you're like, oh shit, I got a shit, but I'm fucking in the woods on the freeway. Honestly, I'm pretty blessed right now where, like, I drink a fair amount, but, like, I have a pretty consistent shit schedule where, like, I just drop a huge dump in the morning. And I'll spend like an hour on the toilet sometimes to make sure I clear the system.

And the whole day, I'm good until the next hour. Oh, Dave? That's that Russian efficiency, bro. You're a fucking cop. I feel like you need, like, at least one or two more shit. I'm going to that first one. Because, look, I'll collect all the food. If I'm really up that late, it might happen at 2 a.m.

or if I'm just at 10 a.m. up like that is going down. But I might have like some late, some end, some outros like at noon. Outro. I don't have no midday shit. I just took a, I just took a nice one when we were, uh, when I went to the remix. As soon as this episode's over, I'm fucking going to town. Oh my God. You gotta make sure that door's locked.

Yeah. I don't even give a fuck if it is. Night staff have fun. You feel me? Boss and walking on lunch. You want to look at a superstar, take a shit. Yeah. It's what it looks like, bitch.

You're just freestyling on the toilet. I'm shitting and I'm flipping down in the toilet papers. Exactly, bro. He's like you have a camera in there, bro. Come on. That'll be... I feel like Adam definitely set up some cameras in the...

He's got it on a live feed. He's just some Japanese website. He's like fucking... He got us popping on the dark web. Yeah. We're just... There's a weird bathroom. I believe it.

Speaking of a dark web, bro, um, do you think our boy, Elon Musk will revive your accounts on Twitter? Now that he's the owner, he has walked into the building I need my shit Revite too man I feel like you never even tried to make it tap in with them

I never did fuck that shit I remember yours being chocked but what happened exactly I just like definitely had a buildup of like mad uh did you say like the F word or some shit N word I would never say the F word No I mean bro you know it's funny

The dude we had on one of the episodes of Disconnected Cheebu or whatever I probably have said that Wait you said the N word hardar or Hard R Okay Bro you know like Chebu had

the same issue where he said his Twitter got deleted because he had said the N-word too, but he's like, I'm black. I'm black saying it to my other black friends. That's a joke. But they don't do all that research. They just see that. You could have been using someone else's pick. They're like, oh, it's a white guy using digital black. But that's what I'm saying. They're like, this could be a white guy in digital blackface.

Your avatar was lush at the moment. My avatar is like Tyrese, but it's literally lush in the background. Exactly. Tweeting nigger. Oh my god I can say it and make y'all uncomfortable I think it's funny Nigger nigger

Nigger Nigger You're acting like I'm doing like You kind of were I'm chilling man What's up Yeah he loves that You're trying to force to chill

Which is I know you're not really chilling He's like say it again Homie I wouldn't even blink Nigger Bro We're about to get a text from Adam saying the channel's been deleted

Thanks a lot This is how your Twitter got removed I know Can we speak this last Dover Street Market collection. Yeah, I'll explain it in short though. It's pretty ass. Go ahead.

You explain it. No, I kind of want to show the clip. So, like, they are doing a 10-year collab and they're collab with Marnie, Marine Sierra, Molly Goadard. Hold on. You got to scroll up a little bit. Yeah. And then a bait, Mason Margella, Noah, Gucci, Stozy, Prada,

J.W. Anderson, Chrome Hearts, man. That's kind of fun. They've done it all, man. But a 10-year anniversary. Don, no, no, come on, come on. RIP's shardy low, man. But I did see RIP shardy low, but I did see all these pieces. I like it.

I was there. I think that they could have. So weak. The Chrome Mars ones is trash. Really? I don't know why you're right. I think it's kind of cool. That's whack.

I like this one right? I like the off white one better. The off white one better. Nah, I get it. Wow. The suit print. I get it. That's super early 90s, late 80s,

Ducey, like with the. Yeah. The faded. Yeah. Right vision, wrong mission. Wow. Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah, I fuck with this one.

I like that. The shitty stripes on it. They're, like, painted. That's pretty hard. That's all right. I like this one. Who made this one right here? We can't even tell.

Maybe Margella. I was thinking that, but maybe not. It's some Margella viz, though, for sure. Some painted shit. What fuck is this? I like this. It's cool. I fuck with this.

Yeah, but like, I'm saying, like, who? Oh, it's J.W. Anderson. But who's sitting around? Like, you know what? We got this Dover Street Market collab coming up. Let's put strawberries. Perfect idea, Blasie. Like, go for it.

It's a Prada one? Yeah. That one's kind of hard. Minimal effort. I'd kind of fuck with that one. What would you have done, though, if you're a Prada house one differently for the collab? They tell you you can't do too much. You got to do this T-shirt.

Is that a pocket? Yeah. That's kind of bad. Yeah. Because Prada's whole, they have like the subtle logo drops. No, no, you're right. I'm just like. The whole collab is just like.

Gucci. All right. Okay. But this is also, I don't know. just like, I think it's the setup on how all these shirts are, like the Dover Street contribution, like how it's printing like that. I think that's what's fucking up all these shirts. That's exactly what it is.

Okay. We should end war. Okay. I guess we go behind that message. What the fuck? That's kind of crazy. This has nothing to do with the print in the front. You know what I mean?

I feel like they should just had them all just do their own thing. Is that Margella? That's a weird out shirt. So this. Because Margella had the zipper jackets and shit? Yeah. So that's like a, like a bomber jacket sleeve, like sewed on. what t-shirt? That's just going to be so

puffy you're like a princess wearing that. Yeah. Whoa. That's pretty interesting. That was pretty spot on. A tire skid. Oh, yeah, I like the idea of this. Do I like the execution? No. Really? Oh, this was the Margello one. Oh, yeah. It's at the bottom, yeah.

Is that a banana? Oh, it's like a rip-off like the banana tape to the wall thing. It's a cock. Yeah, you're, that's what I was thinking. It's a glizzy. I'm coping. Of course you are. What do you guys think about this? It's like, bro.

The Babe 10. Babe 10. It's not bad. It's not bad, but it's not good. It's definitely not good. It's like. I'm looking. What is this?

These are like some, some ribs or something like that? Like, what the fuck happened to their, to their hips? What is that? Like ruffles. That's kind of zesty. That is very zesty. Love handles? It's a bit zesty.

What the fuck? That looks like two thongs on each side. Oh, this is the Martin Rose, Rose, bro. Yeah, Martine Rose. It's just like, I don't know. Martine Rose is like a girl brand anyway. That looks like it's right. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm like, they may, they even make men for sure. That's Marnie. Dude, this is kind of like you hand this blink to a bunch of kids in a class and you're like, hey, guys, draw on it. And then they all give you a different one back. Now, I was saying, does Martine Rose make men stuff? I'd imagine me, but all the stuff we know them for is I got a body suit. Exactly. You feel me?

Yo, you guys fucking with this? Nah, man. I'm going to leave this for the hairy, homie. It's a scarecrow. Yeah, this is where you wear it to like the Werewolf Halloween party Blasie, you'd be kind of a fire Werewolf, I'm not gonna lie to your dog

Bro, do not tell me that I will dress him as a wolf Instantly. You're gonna bring a costume today, man Yuri, you, shut up. I brought a mask at least. I hit you up saying, yo, let's, hey, Yuri, I got a great idea, let's go a party city, bro, let's make this shirt up. And I said, what are you talking about?

And instead of reminding me saying like, oh, we're supposed to get costumes, you left me on red. I figured it out 30 minutes later and I text you back saying like oh you meant Party City still left me on red and I was like wow you're really upset about this That's crazy. Hey the flight you missed your uh you missed your you missed your Yeah sometimes yeah sometimes you take it closed that you didn't give me a chance to like check my bag in you know what I mean But what I could even look at my ticket to see what time my flight was but what I do have a chance to let you know before it happens is the baby tron Ben Reaper three hours.

I love the whole series. Dude, exactly. Every single... I'm super excited for this shit, bro. Dude, it's a very common thing where rappers will have like an album theme thing that will drop and everyone loves it. And then they'll be like, the obvious thing is like, let's make part two. Part two drops, it's always just like, ugh, you know, it's not as good. Bin Reaper 1, Ben Reaper 2, fire.

Ben Reapy 3, I know it's going to be great. We just say that Baby Tron is the greatest scam rapper of all time. 100%. He's the only one that made it out on the other side. He persevered, bro. Listen, like, when he came out in 2019, like, when you first showed me the song with him in the gas station and shit. Yeah, yeah. I remember Gamebreaker.

Game breaker. Yeah, bro. NCM on my waist. Fuck a WCW. Shout out to Stan Will, too. If you told me at that moment, who was going to go the furthest of us to say Cash or Quang? Yeah. For real.

You just loved Casher Quang. I think nobody else, like, like. His ever-impressing song's not bad that he put out. No, no. I love, like, I love Casher Quine, too. But I'm saying, like, when that whole shit was arising at first, like, 20, 8. 18 shitty boys. Nigger.

I knew that they were the truth, bro. Like... Look, look. Their bars were crazy. That's what I'm saying. Like, BabyTron, I don't even put him in the scam rap category. But they're rapping about scamming for sure. Exactly.

But they're rap. That's why I said he's the goat scam rapper because of the content of what he's saying. But he's literally, I put it more in the same category as like cash kid, fucking payroll, Giovanni, fucking, um, Eastside Peasy. Like, he's a Detroit rapper. He's not even from Detroit. He stamped himself. Yeah, he's, like, rap, and it's because...

Bullet. Punch lines, structure. Like, I only have one criticism of him, but he's, like, so close to just being an overall amazing rapper in my eyes. My only criticism of him is, like, the punch lines, even though they're back to back, they're not... And this is me being... They're not lined up, and they're not lined up.

It's, like, all over the place. And it's, like, somewhat repetitive, like, something about a bitch, something about scamming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He says, he says, that. the Zaza thing so many times as well. But it doesn't like, if he had a little bit more structure and thought to his shit. Well, I think, I think that's what, like,

him and all the shitty boys have, like, developed more over the years because, like, if you compare, like, game breaker, like the old shit to, like, I don't know, like a cowabunger or something like that. It's like, I think he learned how to, like, slow it down a little bit to where people could really, because I think that is what,

that's what had people like they couldn't really like pick up what he was saying because they were rapping so fast and the beats were so fast but I feel like he like they kind of slowed it down a little bit like really execute what they're saying and just like make it more legible

to the people. I love how you they were the first to flip Miami base techno bastard yeah like 80s freestyle like samples like it was a whole new wave that they I was that tape still on Spotify. Wait, wait, hold on. Yeah, exactly.

What was that one group from the Bay Area? They were doing that first. So B, S-O-B-R-B. They were kind of doing that first. No, no, no, no, no. But a lot of Bay people are on that, though. It's different. Like, they were, like...

Different B-P-M as well. What they were more doing is, like, flipping... It's very similar, though. It's similar. They're more flipping, like, funk, like, spread up, like... But literally, no one else had ever done, like, 80s freestyle. Yeah, like, they're, like, shitty boys were toying with new genres. Here, look, I'm not to find the...

But you're not far off. You're not far off. I'd even realize that until Riley showed me some of S-O-B's old songs. I was like, yo, this shit sounds exactly like the shitty boy shit. They were flipping old Getscherap. It's over for your granny if I get her SSN. Wait, hold on, we might not be able to play too. No, I'm not going to play it.

I'm just saying, listen. For everyone who wants to know what we're talking about, go back and listen to Shitty Boys, the 3P album. That was literally a classic. Every song on this album is like. It's safe to say that's a classic tape. Yeah, I'm not even mad at that. No, 1,000%.

And on top of that, did y'all hear... It's a footnote for scammer. Did y'all hear Babytron's verse that was supposedly going to be on Donda 2 that Kanye took out? I thought that was a joke. No. Apparently it was real, yeah.

No. Because he, like... And, like, not that I thought it was a joke, like, he isn't capable, but it's like that Babytron fans are so, like, die hard that I feel like that's like some shit that they would make up to, like... No, but did you see him play it?

And everything? Like, yeah, like, there's a whole video of him being in it. He could be trolling. I was going to say, think about that. Think about how easy it would be from, like, him to see that, see that a lot of people were retweeting it. Like, I mean, I'm just giving you a free sauce right here. This is how I would have played it.

If that wasn't true and it was just like a joke that, like, people were like, wait, is this serious or not? You fucking go on YouTube, rip the beat to one of the Donda songs and you fucking kill it and you put his fake snippet out like, oh, here's the verse. Facts. I'm just saying that's free sauce right there. No, for show it is. And then you scam the world

and thinking that maybe you really had a version and you're probably, you could be very well right. But like the thing is I also wouldn't put it past Yeh to have actually tapped into Tron. No, no, no. Okay, look. This is my thing though. Like, I think we might be giving Kanye

a little bit too much credit on how tapped into. Listen, okay, he's tapped in. Like, I know he works with like, you know, digital gnauz and he works with like, you know, this, producer, that rapper. like listen he's still at the base level of being like playboy cardie and loo oozy are the future right like nigga duh like they're already like right yeah like you're not saying nothing ground brink and and i'm not like a conier criticizer like that where i'm just like oh like everything he does i'm just on his dick like like i think that the probability of him being that tapped into someone like baby tron is like it's half and half it could go either way i'll tell you what i know for sure you show and I've been like from being around them. I know Drake is up on everything.

Yeah. Drake. OVO like all those fools around you know why. It's because of the OVO niggas man. And you know shout it to the homie Hush who is basically the Hush Moolah. He's a dude that basically Hush is the dude that discovered Drake essentially. And the whole story behind it not to be long-winded but there's a bunch of rappers about to blow up from Toronto. Drake was amongst

this like whole pack of them. Hush was the best rapper out of anyone in Toronto. All right. Like he was, but he was a little bit older, more OG. He wound up getting shot. Like, and like in the hospital, he had Drake visit him. And he's like, you know what? Instead of me, instead of us all competing, I'm going to get behind you. And he like became his manager.

He got shot and was like, man, I'm over this shit. Yeah, yeah. And he became Drake's manager and like helped Drake blow up. And like, hush. What a story. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah.

People in Toronto know that most people out here don't know about shit. But hush is the most, he's like older than me. He's probably like four or five years. years older than me. He's like no every single rapper that's pop in. Like you guys think that I'm like educated on shit. He's one of the only people I've met that's like as up on game as me

as shit. He's super logged in. So that's where Drake hears a lot of shit. That's why Drake fucking... I've heard Drake shot out hush before. Yeah. And that's why Drake signed fucking McCona when he was literally just like making random sound cloud songs back in the day and shit when no one

knew who he was. Yeah. That he was a fucking with. the he can be easy as well bro. I'm like, I know y'all niggins ain't take all the wheat. No, I definitely took, oh, no, don't A lot of you, Scottymy right now. I only took one package. Yeah, I thought this was the Lettry tell the show. Wait a second. Oh, yeah, oh, now it's the Letchitellich show. Yeah, all of a sudden.

Are you going to take the psilocybin things? I'm about to get these to somebody. To the trippy shorthy? Oh, to the trippy hungry. What is that an onion? No, a camel. Camel smokes. Let's go through these albums real quick. So the Kodak cut throw Bill, honestly, I am going to hear this shit.

I think what Kodak always releases, bro, something special. And I feel like he's somebody that, like, the industry has tried to fucking expect and try to, like, predict what he's going to drop. And he's always on his own time. And that's why people love him, man. I'm for sure.

I'm going to check that shit out. It's one of my favorite rappers. And then the West Side Gun, the HW. Hitler wears... Hitler wears hair maze. Oh, shit. That's what you were talking about.

Yeah. Volume 10? Yep. Yep. He's not on that. Yep. He's had 10 of them. He's had 10 of them.

Oh, those are mine right there. I was just reading it, nigga, and relax. West Side Gun is a fashion king for rappers. Let's keep it a stack, though. Honestly, like, they make old nigger rap cool again. Yeah, they like for show. Like, there's between Griselda, Makami, Rock Marciano, those are like the dovest.

Like, Rock Marcy, my favorite from that whole like like he makes him fly it reminds me of like old like gutter Queensbridge shit that's like dope but um but I fucks with West Side Gunn like he curates projects and such like a deliberate even if you're

not crazy about him as a rapper the way he like puts things together and creates a vibe is fire I fuck with it's like high art I do you know when I'm on my R&B shit at the crib or like you know you got some

Hoh's pulling up, man. You've got to throw some Smino on. I'm not on a lot. I fucks with Smino. Really? Smino, first of all, he's from St. Louis, too. Shout out to the motherfucking sexy red.

Yeah, exactly. We were talking about St. Louis rapper. Was Smino on that one song with Isaiah Rashad? Wasn't that him? That fucking, who was on that Claymore song? Was that, no. That was such a fire-ass record. How does it go?

How does it go? Oh, fuck it. You know, I know that one. I never heard of Smino. I'm too fucking grown to teach you how to ride it. Wait, hold on. I never heard a Lancy Fo either. First of all, niggas,

step your motherfucking ear game up, bitch. I know. Lansy Fo, the motherfucking London Bickmont Tings, well. Oh, really? Yeah, it is with Smino, the song I'm talking about. Look up the song, Claymore,

Isaiah Rashad, and Shemino. They fucking go crazy. Nah, facts, but Lansy Foe also goes crazy. Okay. We need that new album, Life and Hell, man, just dropping. I need to hear it, man. You fucking with him?

Bro, what a bitch. Nigger, first of all, shout out to motherfucking wake up Filthy, man. Filthy put me on Loncie, like, I don't know, 2017, 2018. Bro, he literally is, like, one of the heart, like, okay. I know people always, like, find a way to compare and, like, all that other shit, blah, blah, but if we really being honest, he really is just giving, like, Playboy Cardi from London vibes. But, like, more African, though, more African. But, like, no, like...

Who's your favorite UK rapper? Central C. He's hard. Too hard. I fuck with Dave. Have you heard Dave before? You know what? No, no, no.

I got to give it to Big Mon Skepta, man. Skepta's crazy. Dave goes fucking crazy, bro. I don't need no security. Stones in my jewelry. What would they do to me? You murdered me, then I live for eternity. If I survived, then I'm coming for you personally.

Yeah, come on. Come on, bro. And have you heard this fool name Gets? There's a dude name Gets. I know Gettor though, dude. Dude, Gettor. Bro. No, there's full Gets from London also.

Fire as far as. I know all the UK roadman are like, yes. Lushes up on Gets. Yeah. No. They're probably laughing at me because I said Central C. Central C is hard. That's a real West London.

I would have led to see you and Traplore Ross in the same room. Trappler Ross is my boy, dog. He's watching right now. It would be like two AI computers. talking to each other with like infinite knowledge. Man, I had some ideas about, I'm trying to... Y'all would be on a five-hour podcast. Yeah, we would not stop.

I love Trappler-Ross. He knows about shit that you're probably in the room for and shit like that. I know, for real, no, dead ass. Yeah, no. He knows about that hush story, probably like, no kissy. I'm not going to lie, like, love Wiz Khalifa, definitely... I'm not trying to hear nothing.

Like, I'm just being completely honest. But we're saying our thoughts and prayers to the album sales. I think I'm gonna probably I'm gonna probably check this one out You are not You listen to Metallica What are you talking about? Okay

Yuri listens to 2008 Gucci Man What I'm saying I'm gonna check this out It's because I know Riley's a whiskey Fan I know she's gonna play it And I'll probably listen to it She's not slapping it She just likes cushion orange juice

Which is no no no no I'm not even going to get Amazing tape I'm not even going to get Riley that much credit I feel like Riley heard It's been a long day With the candles lighting a candle and petting beans.

She was like, wow, this guy, Wiz Khalifa? No, Riley be like, whoa, we're them boys. Okay, okay, no, you know. Okay, listen, listen. Listen, I don't think Wiz Khalifa is coming with no heat in 2022. I'm just being honest. Yeah, he's a MMA fighter now. He's past superstar level of just like, he's too famous to like, too famous to like, too famous too rich to have anything cool to talk about.

He's just on his legendary run where it's just like... It's like Snoop Dog where it's like you're not expecting Snoop Dog be like new Snoop Dog album. Like we need like Cabin Pever 3 if you're going to come back. No, he can't do that. He should... He did two already, right? It should just be left at two.

The last... I don't remember of two. The last Whiz Per project, last Whiz project that even slightly interested me was Taylor Aldreis. Oh, man. Listen, listen. That was under 28 grams mixtape for a while. Now, 28 grams was fired, too.

But listen, when Taylor Autorice came out, that was really like, that was a big moment of like transitioning, like the infusion of underground and mainstream at the same time. Yep. Because like, first of all, yeah, Juicy Jay was definitely a mainstream artist for a long time before. But he kind of like had this resurgence around that time where he just like took over to Lex Lugar beats and just like. After all those tapes they did together. He went on all these, well, he was doing those tapes by itself first. Yeah. And then he signed with Taylor Gang or, you know, whatever, linked up with Wiz Khalifa.

Coding and Blue Dream, all those. Oh, man, Blue Dream and Lean. Like, fucking all those tapes are all fire. But then I remember on that tape specifically, there was that song, Roll it up, light it up, light it up. Pass a puff, let's take a plane. And fucking, it was featuring Juicy Jay. Yep.

And Space Ghost Purp did the beat. Wow. That's when I was like, what the fuck? Like, Space Goes Perp did a, because, like, Wiskelifa was huge at the time. Space Goes Perp is the type of dude that Kanye would have fucked with,

like, when he was, like, at his, yeah. Kanye needs to go. In fact, they're essentially at this point the same person. They are. No, but except for Kanye's a billionaire. Right, that's what I'm saying. But his Aesap Rocky is Drake.

Yeah. Where he's just jealous of him at this point. You know what I'm saying? It's like, oh, this is the new guy. Could Space Goes? Purp have like a better comeback than Taiga potentially. What? Never. I'm sorry. No, no. You know

it's funny? I've seen Space Ghost Perp tweet the other day. That's why I bring that a This Twitter is amazing. He tweeted Setsch Hall of Water Boys is in Shambles. He's like, he said 10 years later Setsch Hall of Water Boys is in shambles and done. Dino Curry came out the closet or some shit like that.

Chopo is a door dash driver and then like some other shit. Amazing. I was just like what the fuck is up with this nigga? And then he said like, doing this. He's like, he's like, and I'm signed to

rolling loud records or something. Bro, that fool was like selling. What does that mean? It might be a real thing. That fool was selling beats for $20 a few years ago.

It wasn't a real thing. Are you signing to rolling loud records? I mean, just no, they'll definitely like put you on a clean tour and then you'll probably perform

at the festival too. Just to be on TikTok. Look at this guy's fucking shit. Let's keep it a stack, bro. Everybody from the new underground that like emerged in 2011 and after our space ghost children,

Literally. He is literally like the alpha omega strain to which everybody derives from. I am the god to black to fucking you feel I mean. To bones and everything in between. Somebody in this bitch motherfucker it's me. Somebody, because we interviewed someone from that realm or Adam interviewed someone from that realm earlier.

I was going to do it with him but, you know, I had to stay loyal to the disconnected. To the soil. Yeah, I had to stay loyal to the soil. But someone from that area And they hit up Adam It was like, yo As redacted

If Bones is a Nazi I was like what? But honestly Is he? I mean, I don't know But I'm just saying like Would you put it past them? Well honestly with that

Why would you put it back? I don't know why Because he's never gave me Nazi vibe But like Did you put it past any white person That they could be like Bones ain't white Bones is white as fuck

He's fucking Cuban Also let's be real with that With that punk metal Like kind of a Imagery Definitely on his like Back road They always have those

Reh Camel vibes Like That kind of has racist undertone I just personally That shit never Like his music I know it's like How important it is

To so many people He stepped away from all the niggers He's making soft rock I never I never jammed any of his shit I know Listen I'm not even gonna sit here And lie to y'all

Y'all, y'all know I don't fuck with Old Boy, but God damn, I used to slap that shit back. I know a lot of people did. You know, it was Team Sesh till the fucking day I rest. I'm not just saying this because I hate Old Boy and then just because Bones is white. I know he's talented. I know he's talented. He's talented. No, like, no, listen, listen, Bones has some fire music.

But I'm saying, really, I'm not even trying to gas this. Chris Travis was always my favorite one. 9K freestyle, fucking obviously pine, pineapple, Fandah with a special act of this. Like, I don't know. Like, even like, Coding and Pizza Chris Travis was like, like, my shit. But I'm not going to lie, like. Raider clan went hard, fool back in the day.

Wolf bitch was fired too at one point. But like, nigga, get that shit up. Again, these are all Perp's kids. Let's keep it to step, bro. Yeah. They were all part of Raider. Directly under, yeah. Not, yeah, for sure.

All then, bro. That shit's wild how it's just, like, formed into this new underground. Then it ushered in this whole era. like the official sound like the first like one of the first times I ever heard X and ski mask was that distract yeah and Dantel you feel me Space Goes Pussy which was actually a hard-ass yeah it was it was a pretty good bonded over Space Goes has space goes ever dissed you probably yeah but this me as Blasey and as Miguel like when I was called you Miguel no but like 10 years 10 years ago I was like

an internet troll I missed me on both levels that's kind of hard he's gone on the record say man fuck Blasey for no jumper that's honestly years before you were part of no jumper No, I just as Years before he was part Honestly, that's a stamp of approval It's almost like getting like the like Like Yuri I love you tweet by Lil B

Oh no I bro he included me one of his songs Me and Riley What? You didn't ever heard it? No He said like Yeah Can we play it as soon as we get off the stream?

Yeah we can Oh my God I got the name of the song already But I do remember it though Huge shots at Lil B Yeah And you all you remember it now Okay, let you tell it.

No, what you... He started out Adam Atlanta, too. I could be wrong and say that I was wrong. I called him out and said that Lilby's not in this fucking video. You are not based. No, you have... Take that pink bandana off your head. You are not bitch-ma.

No, you're fucking tripping, bro. We were telling you you were wrong. And then Lilby chimed in the chat. Like, no, that was me, gang. Like, what are you talking about? Like, bro. Like, that's how I know you, like, are not really... Like, bro.

I was bitchma' mat to the fullest, bro. Obviously, you weren't because you... You were at the free show. You were at the free show. I was task force. I had fucking pink bandanas. But this is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying.

Like, niggins, anybody that knows little B knows that he recently just started wearing a random ass like long dread wig out of nowhere. You think it's a wig? Bro, he had a fade one week. And then the COVID happened. COVID happened, bro. No, no. Listen, oh my God.

I hate trying to explain shit that's just like, I just know the facts. It's like, bro. He had. a fade one week. The next week he had threads down to his back. Wow. Paul will be and ask him.

You don't have to ask him. I have his number, but I doubt he'll pick up. Like he's not, I don't think he's trying to hide it. He's just like, you know, like different level of base guy. My manager actually showed him a clip from last weeks where I think like we mentioned him and I shouted him out. And this fool is all like, shouts to lush.

He should be a cartoon character one day. Wow. But like, listen, like that's not me dissing. little B, that's not being like, oh, he has fake hair, bro. It's what it is. Like, bro, it's same thing with Fettywap. He had, he had literally, though, because, like, nigger, like, you just got to open your eyes.

Like, I was really paying attention to all this shit around the time. The nigga had waves one week. Like, that would have to take, he would still be growing his dreads now, and it still wouldn't even be halfway that long. No way. Yeah, I don't think you realize how long he takes to grow dreads. Bro, that full had baby dreads like a year before that, bro. Did not. He literally went, bro. I pay attention to Lil B. He went. He went.

Bro. How do you know what he did? What's the length of his hair right now? Oh, call him. Call him. Call Brandon. You want me to call him? You got his number? He gave it to me a long time ago. I texted him and he never replied. I'm sure this is the number he gives to everyone. Call him. Oh my God. You go, yeah, he was good. Like, I almost want to like ask Riley to go on YouTube and type in like, Bro. Little B dread Formate,

like dread transformation. Come on, I've never called Little B before, dude. Oh, look, look. Did you see,

did you see you didn't even finish typing it in? And it said, Little B, Dred, hey. Come on,

bro. It's ringing. Look. Could we watch this, please? I'm scared. Are we going to get kicked off stream?

Let's not do it. Look, listen, this guy said this in 2017. And this is literally a, this is literally a dreads

YouTuber. Oh my God, not Nation. I hate when people shave their mustache and then keep their other, like, facial hair. It just gives, like, weird, creepy vibes. I don't think, I don't think it's... All right, bro. Okay, listen, look.

We'll never know. All he's doing is just Googling it. Bro, that don't mean shit. All right I'm telling you is, it's like, it's the timing of it. Listen, you don't have... Listen, like, what? I love how we were doing, like, a music review about some rapper. Yeah, now it's like a passionate about...

Some rapper? I'm fucking out of here. We said, No, I didn't say some rapper by Lil B. we were talking about some other music. It was like

Wiz Khalifa. Now we're talking about Lil B's dreads. Oh, great. Man. We're back to let you tell it. All right,

yeah. All right, guys. Thank you guys so much. Appreciate you. It's been disconnected. Episode 45. Get your shit,

right? 46. 46. Go ahead and take some picks. and like a stick.