No Jumper - Disconnected Ep. 54

Episode Date: December 27, 2022

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It is. Is it? We're not saying any curse words for episode 54. Just great words. Almost 54 again. And don't you think about it. But you were just talking about the whole restroom Medicaid here.

And I honestly, I just want to pre-cut you off and just say that. I think the best way to go about it, you just got to have a storage sign or something like that to replace one of the restrooms. If you put storage coming soon, no one's going to enter that door. No, people need to know that it's still a restroom,

but I'm saying the doors here are faulty. Not while I'm in it. The doors are faulty here. So you got to like, you have to find methods of the how. Like, okay, my old method before the method I do now was I used to put the door stopper on the outside. Oh. How do you even like, you got to like, loki put your hand in there before it closes the door though. No, you just, you're just.

Yeah, I guess you're right. No, yeah. You're doing the most. I think the best way to do it though. I was doing it. You just got to announce it to the whole like. No. There should be a group chat for that.

I feel like his method's pretty good. Yeah. That's the best method. And then like honestly, anyone who sees out of order on the door, they're going to go to the other bathroom. They're like, fuck that. Honestly, I've read that sign. And I'm like, that's for sure like a front for like.

No, but it's not. It's because the sink doesn't work in this, in the first bathroom. So, so this, so the out of order sign is for the sink. But then you take it off and you put it on the door. So nobody used, somebody goes to it. Well, like the office people would know because we know. They're up on game. The office people such as Trevor and Mike over there.

I mean, all of us. We're all office people. I just meant like if like fucking blue faces like, oh, don't get me started on the, if the blue face blue girls are here and they're coming to use the bathroom. Oh my God. They don't want to walk in on you.

That's what I'm saying. I don't want anyone from like Trevor to fucking Phil to walk in on me. That's what I'm saying. And the way that like, Adam, I'm not sure this was interior like, that's what he was his plan was. But like there's a mirror that like gives you the vantage point

of looking right at the toilet as soon as you creep it out. So it's like that's kind of, you know. It's like you. It's like if you. you open the door, you're going to glance into the mirror just right there. And then you're just going to bounce off and see someone's thighs and shins on the toilet. This is Adams Island here.

No, honestly, I feel like at this point, we've all used the bathroom enough to know that the doors are faulty. And you got to give it a click and then wait a second. I feel like driving the McDonald's right now. I take this shit, bro. That's way worse than our bathroom. That's, yeah, you're tripping. No, look, this is what I do. I go and I do a...

No, you do that whole thing. Yeah, you got to do the whole thing. I got my headphones on. You go take a shit with your headphones on. Submarine vibes. Listen, man, episode 54. Before we even get too deep, man. Do we cuss yet?

No. I'm proud of it. Sorry. Continue you. Before we get too deep, I really just want to apologize for my behavior last episode. Why? Well, what did you do? I was literally like about to pass out drunk.

Yeah, well, yeah. You were pretty lit. You passed out. drunk on the floor. When you fell out that chair. Oh yeah, that. Oh, yeah. I fell out of a chair,

but that wasn't because me being drunk. That was for sure you being drunk. No, I was doing a fake DDT on Vashti because I said, you were drunk. Yeah, but no, I said something about a DDT. I was like, oh, I would have DDT that bitch or something. And Vashti was like, what's that? I think that.

Wait, wait, let me finish. So then I kicked her and I went like this. You kicked her. I didn't actually kick her. I kicked towards her. Like I was doing it. You know what a DVD. You kick and then you're like.

So when I did the pull down move I like lean back in the chair And I just leaned back too far Hell no All 3,000 pounds Yeah that's what happened stupid bitch What? Vastai? You're crazy

I'll take that No but I do want to say though like I think a lot came to play Because we were also like Forced to be in this like closet room Where it's like Yeah I'm not gonna lie bro The ceilings were like maybe four feet shorter

Listen listen I'm taking this I'm taking a stand right now. Don't ever kick us out of our fucking out of the main room, bro, because that was not okay. What? Did they have to film that was more important? That's what I'm saying. Like, y'all could have filmed it in the other room.

Was Elon Musk here? No. Was Jorogan here? Huh? Fuck them. Mori and Ball. Bro, we just did four people in that other room. We had like six people in the other room.

We had like six people in there. It felt like seven at one point. Jesus. Listen, listen. Listen. I'm, what I'm saying is I'm not taking it back. Yeah, yeah, Trevor's backing it up so heavy.

Trevor's immediately like getting defensive like, oh, Roy Amal is more important than disconnected. Wow. Oh, God. You probably like broaded it up. He's like, they should switch rooms. And it's not even fuck them. I understand like their, you know, like priority guests or whatever.

But we do this every week at a set time. If y'all can't schedule it around, then nigga we should be able to have our priority room because it fucked up our whole show. We didn't have the TV to have the topics. Which is definitely a factor. Which is literally the whole point of our podcast to make it different, Trevor. You know, honestly, even without the TV.

We know this was your fault. Even without the TV and your drunkenness, I was reading the comments and everyone thought it was a good episode. Really? Like, yo, there's a really good episode. It's like, I think we have a good dynamic here. I think that house phone could keep a good episode as long as like, so alcohol, my homie might be a little bit faded. I could deal with it. But as soon as he pulls out his phone, it's hard to get him off of that shit, bro.

You stick to that shit like glue. honestly we had to have a deposit drawer whenever you walk into the studio with just your phone like a puzzle box you guys your phone with a three hour walk on it but you're right you're right i'll give you that i'll give you that and you just go and check like thoughts stories and shit like that what are you doing handling emails and shit like that hello as per my last request no it's a natural reaction of just pulling out your phone bro it's not even like uh it's not that i'm doing anything specific well that shows that you're not listening because you're like Oh, nothing's going on.

Let me pull out my phone. No, I was fucking blacked out drunk. And I was trying to leave. Now you're blacked out drunk. I meant I was talking about specifically this episode. I was blacked out drunk. I was trying to leave for real. And we didn't have no fucking topics.

We had topics. No, we didn't have our normal fashion topics. We couldn't see what we were talking about. So why the fuck would we like? No, that's true. Why would we like force that extra? Because like you got to think about it. When we do this, that gives us an a lot of extra like our.

and a half almost. A lot of material. So that's what I'm saying. And that's kind of the whole purpose of our podcast. It's a fashion podcast. So it was like, it was weird like not knowing what the fuck to fill that extra hour with. And then we have like, okay, you know they hate when we bring on one a guess. That was also my fault.

I'm sorry about that. And then we had to like kick them off immediately. It was just a whole like thing. It was a whole debacle. It was a whole debacle. And they got me looking crazy in some of these clips. Yeah. And I'm not going to lie.

I wasn't fucking with it. If I ever feel like we have a bad episode or like. Like, I specifically did something bad. I won't go back and read the comments because I'm too scared because I'm like, I know they're going to be talking shit. Well, there was one comment that had a lot of likes on it that was like shout to Housephone for admitting he was wrong about the Brittany Griner situation. I mean, yeah, because like I just felt.

I think you fall under that boat too. What? I didn't apologize. You were taking his back. Well, because like, okay, I was looking at it more before doing the research. I was looking at it. I just like, wow, why would you be like not happy that this girl got, you know, that this girl got released?

said I'm like if it was you, you're a fucking stoner. If it was you, you would want them to like pull off stops. Like at no point was I ever not happy that she was released. I was happy for her. I didn't think she would have, you know, I didn't think she had to be there. No, I literally apologized to my home. No, I literally apologized. You don't remember anything from last.

Yeah, were you drunk to? The door sign, this story. Were you drunk to? Hell no. Listen. You were, I took one shot. I took two shots. Oh, you were drunk too then for show.

No. You don't even drink. Bro, Blasi, Blasie taking two shots is basically like me taking 10. Do you see how much alcohol we have? have for this party, for this Christmas party? Bro. I'm not drinking. I took one shot with y'all earlier just to take the edge of.

Don't let the black girls, black out girls get invited. Don't let them get invited. They're going to be like, oh, my God, house phone drive the boat. And then, and then I like, you know, I got a little, a little flack when I got home of some like, oh, you got smacked in the end. Why were they sitting on your lap? I'm like, she was not sitting on my lap one. Bro, the fans are crazy.

They want to see me lose so bad in this situation. bro you just you're in a relationship no girls on your lap that's like they weren't on my lap at all I would hate in their mind that's kind of weird shut the fuck up I had no true you shut the fuck up you're gonna say I would hate to date house phone

no what are you about to say I don't want to know yeah you know but listen I don't get faded bro it's just important you know it's fun to take a shot we took a shot or you probably didn't I took one shot with y'all earlier you really can't hear

I just said that five seconds ago Bro, you don't listen to this iPhone. Are you okay? I'm very okay. I think it's the glasses, bro. No, my glasses. It takes the glasses off. I just want to show you all that my eyes are moving.

Bro, my eyes were, I was like... You kept going through phases of like your eyelids would droop down and you would seem like you're really stoned. You know what it is, bro? But then you would talk and be like you would seem normal. Because you know what it is, bro, on some real, real shit? It's definitely like my blood sugar was probably out of whack, for real, for real. The alcohol would definitely do that. Alcohol and sugar, really.

Alcohol turn. to sugar in your mind. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, and like, I honestly, I don't think I had ate like that for real that day. And you're eating the fuck out Vashtite's like what was left over at her south of her. I had a leftover like four bites of her salad.

You DDTed her and stole her food? Yeah, and then the blackout girl started grabbing a spoonful of this shit. That was crazy. Bro, she's like, can I have something? I'm like, this is not my salad. I'm not about to approve. Sure, here you go. Yeah, like, what the fuck?

Poor Vashty salad. Yeah, no, facts. But I'm glad that you're able to acknowledge your mistakes, you feel me. It's part of growing. And I'm a grown-ass man I honestly, maybe it's because I took a couple shots last episode And I didn't think like

Oh, Houseones being overwhelmingly drunk right now Like I just couldn't help it at some point At one at some like you said at some points It was just like it was overtaking my whole fucking body Like I was just like Yeah we know Like I was like I was really sitting there like fuck Like I'm fucked up right now

We should do a shroom episode one time No For three hours Like eat the shrooms in the beginning See how it affects us in 45 minutes And just try to talk Shrooms is too wild bro because it's like, sure, look, 70% chance

it's gonna be jolly, you're gonna be great. You might run into, you feel, you just be happy. That 30% haunts me, though, because everyone's been down that 30% path where it's like all your anxiety starts building up. And it's intense, you never know. It could be one little thing that'll trigger it. I met Jesus and my grandma in the same room within 10 minutes.

Like, that shit fucked your head up. Yeah, you need to stay away from. Honestly, shrooms come up. Is your grandma alive? No, she died of cancer when I was like 10, or some shit like that. And you've seen her on and Jesus. I might have said this story, but like I was way too deep. It was that episode

that I missed last year for when I went to, um, I didn't even Oregon or some shit. That's, that's when you had, oh, in Oregon, during that design retreat. So I said, you're in your fucking cabin. So, um, and I've done shrooms in the past casually, you feel me? One gram, two grand, three grand, you feel me? All funny

games. And then during this trip, we started playing this shit with lemon juice. We started fucking playing that shit. Everything. I've never had a visual trip out. Everything looked like like San Andreas, like all these flat 3D levels and everything was polygonial crazy. And then like, I'm happy, bro. And then, listen, my

life is good. I'm very thankful. I'm very aware of everything that's going on. When I'm on Shrooms, I'm like, bro, you're fucking up. Your life is shit. You're never going to be anything. You're already something. Yeah, I know, but like when you're on Shrooms, you just start having these crazy doubts. At least I did. No, you're right. Open up your bank account and remind yourself. Yeah. That's not my money. That's not even fun. No, but you know what?

That's, I know exactly what you're saying, bro. But so pretty much I'm going into my night and that shit makes you sleepy. Something about Shrooms just makes you tired all of a sudden. So I go to, I go to my bedroom all alone now for like two hours. I'm trying to like toss and turn goes through I can't. I just remember seeing Jesus Christ above me, bro. Like you opened your eyes? Yes.

And I saw him and I started crying. It was like if you ever met someone famous. What the fuck? That you really love. I'm trying to laugh. I'm sorry, bro. Let's say if you met Kanye five years ago, you know. Before all this.

Right, right, right. You see him. You're going to be like, bro, I don't even, oh my God, dude. Like, you know, you changed my life. You inspire, look at all the things I've done because of you. I was pretty much talking to Jesus like that. Like, oh my God, this is so crazy. Like, I can't believe I mean you. He's like, I want to introduce you to someone. No way. And it was my dad's gone. I haven't seen this woman in like 20 years per se. You feel me? I was a little ass kid. Sorry, about 50, I should say. Whatever. Whatever. And she just, I'm like, you know, talking her and she's like, yo, everything's going. My mom's fine. My dad's good. My dad's good. Sophie's doing this. I'm talking about my family. She's talking back to you like, oh, me, my. Yeah, like, oh, miho. You were just in your room on your bed just talking. Crying. To the fucking air.

Crying, bro. And that's just someone walked in on this. I was spiritually defeated. I was, like, laying flat on my body just like, I'm fucking, I ain't shit. I just been my grandma again. Like, it was horrible. And then the next day, you also get a member one of my designers, he's some kid. He's straight edge, doesn't really do anything.

Oh, Nate? Yes, Nate. Sat on my boy, Nate. And, uh, he was horrible. And, you know, he knows about like, ooh, shrooms are getting trippy, huh? You know? So this motherfucker, just to put me on edge. And it's something that took me a long time to forgive him.

And I was really pissed off at this full. He was playing crickets and like sound effects of like schizophrenic shit. Like, like voices sound effect. And I was getting angry, bro. Like how the fuck are you going to trip? I'm not going to lie. Homies are the worst people to tell. No, I'm not.

Especially because like you said, They don't understand what you're going through. He doesn't know. No, no. He's, Nate is straight-ed as fuck. He's never done this shit before.

He has no. Like, like, you could understand, like the basic concept of like, oh, okay, like you're out of your mind.

It's not real. But he doesn't really understand. Bro, what if he, he could have literally drove you to like jumping out the fucking window or something. You're like, these voices in my head,

they won't stop. And that's, bro, I started, I started, like, getting frustrated myself. Like,

bro, Blasi is, your mind's going down now. Bro, I was having a meltdown. I'm like, I can't believe I'm developing these fucking voices. If you would have unalives yourself

because of fucking Nate trolling you? Well, he's like on the Bluetooth playing like, Yeah, and as soon as, and as we're watching a movie or whatever, right? And like, as soon as I pause it, I'm like, wait, you hear that? You just click space, yeah.

Oh my God. And I'm like, Nate. He's like, what? He's on his laptop. I'm like, let me see your laptop. Oh, you knew. I go into Safari. Nothing happens.

I look like a fucking nut job, bro. And a packed room full of the homies. And now you're- Half of them are on the troops, other half are like, I don't fuck around. And now you're even thinking that you're even tripping even more.

Yeah, I'm laying it on the homie. And then he tells me like the next day, like, oh yeah, I was fucking like, like, bro, don't ever do that.

Yeah, he's tripping. Like, that's not cool. Dude, I have a similar story to, you know, Alan, right, Hallad Allen. A long time ago,

Riley and I were fucking doing mushrooms. I'm like at one or two in the morning, he messages me for some random reason. And I'm like, I'm like, Oh, cool. I'm on mushrooms right now. And then after I send him that message,

he just proceeded to text me for the next like 20, 30 minutes, like pictures of demons and like fucking like fucked up images. Y'all got the worst friends ever, bro. Yeah. He was just trying to give me a nightmare. Only shrew, like,

you can't shroom with no troll or like, you feel me? That's not cool, bro. You got to like shroom with your like. With the chill, homie. Yeah, bro. Like, speaking to being the,

speaking of the chill, homie, bro, I slept on Blasie's couch for probably like, 16 hours straight Wow Yeah off the Ket No just sort of No no my boy was definitely sorry

But you know You know you could always count on me To have a therapeutic crib You feel me You can just You know what I appreciate about I appreciate about that Because I was really like going through it

And honestly Like I don't think I really wanted To even talk about it And Blasie wasn't just like Awkidly trying to force me to talk Or just like He was really just We was really just chilling

Watching watching random ass shit and I was really just sleep on this nigga cow Just smoked a billion blunts Well look really what it was too It was just like nigga Like at the time I had been in my crib for almost a week

With no bed Waiting on the bed And I was literally asleep on the floor On the carpet The carpet was nice Don't get it twisted Yeah But it was like nigga

This was like the day or two Before my bed came And I was just over it I was like bro I can't be alone in this crib I got no groceries I got no fucking nothing That should drive you crazy

Like a sitting room Wait a shit. Is that shit not creepy to you? Like being in a new place by yourself? It was. That's why I was like, bro, can I please come over? I'm having a fucking like mental breakdown in this bitch, bro. Oh, God.

And then we got some chicken Madeira from Bosanova. You got some chicken Madera. I love. Listen, shout out to Basanova. Use promo code Blasie. You got no promo from them, bro. But we're going to, we're manifesting this. Guys, can you guys go into call Bosanova up right now, the rest.

Not the film editor. Yeah, not the air. But call Bosanova, the restaurant, downtown location. and tell them y'all need a fuck with Blasie and hang up. Do not go to the West Hollywood location. Oh, no. I grew up like a couple blocks away from there, and it used to be the nicest area,

so chilly, you never have to worry about shit there. Now we have a friend who her car was broken into over there, like a week or two ago. And then I got killed there. That's just Loki to Hood. Most of the Hood. Most of the Hood's not the hood,

but it's dangerous just in front of that restaurant. That restaurant is the hood. People know that all the rich people from Hollywood, you know, they want to come down from the hills and get some food. They go to Bostonova. And it's open late too. And it's such.

They got a great menu. You know what I'm saying? Anyone who has a bad experience, just like, that's all personal, you know, but like really good restaurant. But I want to see, you know, I'm so used to seeing like Steve will do it or fucking Danny Mullen doing like 24 hours in the hood or something video. They should do a 24 hour challenge where they just walk from each Boston Nova from like Los Angeles to downtown to the Hollywood with all their jewelry.

Yes, fake diamond chains. That would be a great video. That would be a great video. I thought about doing a stream like that of walking around Melrose with like a bunch of fake jewelry that I thought. And just put a timer. And like if someone's like, what if you get killed, bro? No, but that's why I was, that's why I was, that's why I was, that's why I decided not to do it. But I was thinking it would be funny if someone ran up to me within like five, 10 minutes.

That probably would have. Give me your stuff. And I'm like, here you go, buddy. And then like, you know. Bro, do you know how someone could shoot me? Stupidly dangerous that is. It's very dangerous. Because if somebody thinks that you're some rich fucking YouTuber, which you kind of are, but like, well, we'll keep down the low.

No, if someone fucking thinks that you're some rich celebrity YouTuber and that you're lacking, they might not even tell you to give it up. They might actually shoot you first. Why, dude? People do that, bro. That's the silliest, dumbest way of committing a crime, bro. You want to get a chain with a potential murder charge or you want to get a chain with armed with robbery? But you're not thinking about, you're thinking about this logically.

You're not thinking about people being young, dumb, trigger happy, nervous, and just like, They just, like, it clearly doesn't make any sense. There's actually a guy on TikTok that goes around, he's done on a Hollywood Boulevard. He goes around L.A. in, like, in a lot of popular areas. And he'll wear this, like, hat. But he'll wear it backwards where, um, on this, like, loop right here, he'll put a, like, a whole bunch of stacks of fake hundreds where it looks like thousands of dollars.

And he'll, like, fold it on his hat. And he'll just walk around filming himself until someone tries to snatch his hat. And, like, someone always tries to steal his hat. Yeah, definitely funny. Damn. Me back in a day, I would do that. But, like, you're right. It's like, someone could just fucking.

and just shoot your ass or hit you at the moment. I think that's a terrible idea. Like, like, right now in this climate, you could have probably pulled that off like, maybe like four years ago. It'll be a couple years ago

and like you probably wouldn't have died. Yeah. But I feel like if you did that, you would almost guarantee he get shot. Yeah, you're asking to get her, honestly.

I don't want you to get her, or at least pistol whipped. And that hurts. Yes. That bitch is heavy. Allen got pistol whipped when we got robbed. That time that you guys got robbed down?

Yeah. And he said his head was throbbing. They pistol whipped him that time when they took your camera and all that shit. Dude, I escaped with no injuries. Like, did they hit you? No, they ran up, pistol up down and pushed them on the floor. Oh my God. Looked at me.

They all looked at me after taking him. He's harmless. After beating him up and taking his shit, they like looked at me and I was like, here you go, take my stuff too. And they just ran off. What year was this? I got very lucky. What year was this? Bro, he's told this story so many times.

I've never heard this. 2019, 2020. Blasie is fucking. I wasn't here in 2019? Bro, he's told this story on. hear hell of times. Non-disconnected. Wait.

No, but I do want to say one thing, though, like... People are calling me and shit. Oh, yeah, and you're checking. I was unmuting my phone, so it wasn't ringing all out. Step one. Take it. Oh, okay, cool. I was going to dab you up.

No, I was muting it, though, for real. All right, for sure. I'm going on your story now. Oh. No, but I honestly... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Speaking of story, follow my new personal IG at housephone D&D. It's the same as my Twitter.

Housephone, D&D. Do not disturb. I'm about to make a round. regular, but do not disturb records. It's coming soon. Dixon Donkeys. Am I first signing? Yes.

I honestly had, I had some police tell me. What would you sign for? For you, I would sign, I mean, I'll do like a tape. I'll do like three tapes for you for 100K.

Damn. You can have to drop. 100. Yeah, I'm like, I was going to come by like a little 20 piece. Guys, five new.

I'll do you a mix tape for 20. You might be able. I'll do you collab tape for 20. Bro. Your price is shot way up from zero to Your views are only from my song Hey I see I was with Atlantic Records yesterday They were like oh yeah no we go fuck with you

I was like what the fuck Where you were doing merch for them And then they brought up music No we're just hanging out I was with some people But uh no I do want to say one thing though guys The celebrity on me my bad

No I'm not you are Can I hit some of the But listen listen listen So the whole plan this weekend I was kind of like hyping it up like bro for my weekend I'm going to the bay man I'm just gonna disconnect for man who needs L.A. I don't know

man, I'm tired. And I want to do all this come Saturday morning though Now I'm just fucking chilling at the crib Everyone's texting me like yo what's so what time we leave What time we're leaving? Oh, can you go to dinner weren't you? Yeah I mean we went we ended up going to dinner On that Monday

TFTI You know what And thanks for thanks for letting me go to my next I'm sorry Yuri has a very sad look Because he invited me to Well I had my birthday You had your birthday at my crib I called you to say happy birthday on the wrong day, the day before your actual break.

And I was literally just with you. That's crazy. But then also your birthday day, I spent that whole day cleaning up my house and working for a bunch of shit. So did you. You know? So like, that's the thing is, come Saturday, I was like, okay, here's the bay time. And just this like new. Is that what time? Bay time.

The base, you know? Oh. This time. That you meant Bay time. Shout to my baby. Okay. Okay. Go ahead.

No, but I fucking decided last minute not to go to the bay. I decided to just stay home, bro. Listen, as a birthday owner, you know what I'm saying? You don't want to spend your day planning shit out. Being the fucking captain, it's like, bro, like, I'm going to keep it real with you. I want a two-mile horn, but nine times out of ten, I'm the one calling, you know, like setting up the dinner, doing all this. Like, I have fun in doing that. You feel I'm not going to lie.

And it can't call my birthday. I had like two separate homies, conies like, yo, let me take you out. You know, let's go out to eat. And I'm like, we could do it. But you got hit up all my homies because I'm not going to do this all. Like, oh, why did you go? And it'd be kind of weird if I had like a solo dinner with the homie for my birthday.

Hell yeah. That's something like, yeah, it's a little sugary. So I had the homie, George. So you really want to let it on George because. Damn. So George didn't invite me to his wedding. And then he also didn't invite me to Blasey's birthday. It's because when he came on disconnected.

George just don't fuck with me. Like, it's George, if you just, You just don't like me, bro. You could have been said that. Got off the half evil seating list. Like, yeah, all of a sudden and like, what the fuck? Yeah, I got half people in the mid, though. George, where's that?

But we ended up eating at a, I believe it was Fleming's and Glendell. That shit was great. And it started, honestly, there was a part of me that bug me because it. Who went? Who was there? Okay, it's the whole office. You have Nate, you have Edgar, you got six. I'm a part of that office.

You got the other Chris. You got E. You got George. Eszo? Was Ryder there? Rider missed it. He did not come, so you're not the only bad person. Did George pay?

Well, that's the thing. It's like, right, yeah. Like, Millionaire George, right? And this fool does not, not. But it kind of looked a little suspicious because the whole time, like, listen, guys, my birthday presents, I don't want to pay. You know what I mean?

Let's go out to him. And I don't want to pay. And I don't want to pay. Because I'm usually, you know what I'm saying? Pay for these. Big dog. Blasie right here. No, but I turned to George and I realized he wasn't getting no,

he wasn't tapping into any of the, the community appetizers and shit like that. He didn't want to tap into the mashed potatoes or the lobster mac. He was about the, he was planning on pulling the already ate. I mean,

I didn't really eat like that. And honestly, I think he was going to. And then I called him out last minute because at the end I'm like, George, like you got guests. He was like,

no, I already ate. I'm like, oh, don't pull that one. Don't pull that. I didn't, I didn't eat that.

Hey, yeah, let's go to dinner for Blassie's birthday at this expensive restaurant. I mean, by the way, here's your $200.

Bro, I'm not asking for anything all year long. Just spend $120 on my meal. That's it. That's all I want. That's equivalent to $12 a month. So what happened with this bill? Did George have to cover everyone?

No. And it kind of had me upset because my assistant, he ended up paying the whole thing, right? But in the back of my head... Who's your assistant? Chris? Damn. Chris is like fucking 17 flexed up paying the whole bill.

No, you probably used Blasey's car. Yeah, fact, right? The last's what had me upset. I'm like, he was like, yeah, we ended up paying it. I had the youngest, the homie, He ended up having to pay for him. Yeah, I feel like he's like 20 or two. Well, y'all nigga's what?

No, I guess he's the youngest homie. He's 18. Okay, but I'm saying he's fresh on the school bus. The two youngest homies should not have to be paying for the fucking bill. Yeah, right. There's a table full of like, billionaire. Yeah, bro.

I'm mad at George. He didn't fucking invite me to his wedding. He'll invite you to Blasie's birthday. Like, so got the invite. Bro, okay. The wedding is different because like I never, I've literally never met his girl. I fuck with her work so hard.

She's super tight. Super talented. High roller. a collab? I literally would like I'm like I actually Coffs will go crazy No yeah

The Cops The greatest photographer Let me just get my chili together So I could You know Make sure I pay their fee You know I like that

Let me Let me break it down in terms As year No I got I got Chili is money Let me get my money together So I can pay her rate Because you know

She's very professional Oh yeah No I try to fuck with her On my collection I was like What she tell you 10? Nah

She's at Hollywood Five Man Man that homie's I'm not even going to put her business out there But it was definitely in the big four figures Big four figures big 14 No but you gotta think about it bro

She is fucking Coming with like a whole crazy set thing She just saw for ASAP Rocky She's the fucking go yeah I love a good power couple like that Because it's like I was just trying to that Full the other day too It's like you know while he's designing this collection

She's working on some other shit She's working on her brand Working on her photos and shit like that And like, they're very, they're highly creative. And, like, honestly, I would love. It probably inspires. I would love to have a relationship like that. Is that cool to say?

No, for sure. It's great. But it's, it's cool to, like, have someone in your life that, like, has similar interests or does similar shit that you do. It's very hard to find. And I think that's what everybody's in the search for. I was really thinking about that, like, you know, if everybody looks at their parents, you know, like, when they were dating and shit, like, they, they literally start dating somebody based on their surroundings where they're from. You know what I'm saying? Just on luck.

Nowadays, you have the world at your finger. So you really see the lay of the land and really could, like, assess which woman is, like, you know, like the best for you. No, that's a fair. Whereas, like, you know, maybe 40 years ago, you kind of just go off of the vibes and you're going to make it work, you know? So I think that's what. And a lot of people end up, sorry to me to cut you off. A lot of people also, like, stay in relationships for, like, financial. I was, never mind.

But, like, you know, that's when it gets really, really bad. You know what I'm saying? because then if you start putting a dollar figure behind it, then you start basing their happiness on that. Or you stay with someone that you wouldn't stay with like because of the circumstances. Exactly. Let's say I paid you house phone $100 to me, right? I keep you in you 100, 100.

And then one day you're just a dick to me. I'm like, I'm not giving you no money. And then you start having a fit. You know what I'm saying? You don't want everyone to be put in a position like that. Yeah. But then why would you expect me to keep being nice of you if you've been paying me the hundred and that you don't have the hundred to pay?

And that's why it becomes toxic. One day you think you're being sweet. Oh, here you go, honey. And then boom, you feel me. You get emailed an invoice. You know what I'm saying? Invoice from your girls is insane. Riley don't say you know invoices?

Thank God not. Riley's for show got like some drafts of like, she'd be collecting a receipts. Riley sends me like Zelles and Cash Apps. You know what I mean? Like for. Oh, you said her the invoice. Go ahead and pop your shit.

Mr. Horace cock? Yeah. I'm laying it down. I'm talking to pay me. Towards them in the month, I always get that, you know, bank deposit from Riley. And I'm like,

oh, shit. Sugar mama. Okay, my boy. You're a real city boy. Now I see you got these, you know, why you got these palace vans on and shit. Yeah,

you're a top G. I'm proud of it. Yeah, okay. You'd be listening to too much Andrew Tate. Yeah. But, nah, the birthday was spectacular.

I ended up. I didn't get invited to. I just stood home all day, you feel me? I had a couple gifts. One of my, uh, one of my employees that gave me a big,

ass like tiger wood carving. Like a taxidermite situation? I would. No, not necessarily, but it's like a big like bust of a tiger and I don't know where I put it but I'm super thankful for that shout bris. What's a butt? What are you saying? A bust is

in like statue terms like the chest and up. It's like a marble thing though? No, it's like a little statue. No, but they're usually made out of marble bus. No, no. I mean there are marble butts but now this one was just like wood or like some kind of composite. That's hard as what. But as he's as he is.

into the most random novelty items bro honestly that's why I feel like for anyone that wants to get you a Christmas gift that I feel like Blasey's like the easiest person to shop for because you can get them anything well this is where random shit here you go this is where people mess up and I hope I didn't fuck up like the secret Santa gift I'm about to get um but

no you didn't people think that um I get it that you see the sponge bob chain you check you see the products you know you go to my office I get it but something about people giving me sponge bob shit for like a gift that's kind of annoying because they often always lean to clothes.

Yeah, fuck him. They often lead the clothes. And like with the clothes, it's like, I don't know if I want to wear it. You're sharing on me right now. I don't know if I want to want to wear this bankball blazer. I don't think I've ever seen me. You feel me? I don't think I've ever seen them.

I would never want you to wear them as like a novelty. Oh, okay, okay. I would never want to see you like because I know you will wear them with some stupid ass pants. I'm different, bro. And you know what? I don't want to see you wearing basketball shoes. I'm glad that my style has like kind of, I guess, like, gone up in the last six months to a year just because it's like I do look at some of those shoes I would get and like

now you can't play me honestly you did tell me I had like some fucking goofy ass shoes I posted throwback the other day and honestly brought me back they were hard but goofy at the same time that was just my swag now but hard but goofy but you know what like you pull it off bro it's you bro like my intestines are being like bro go to the bathroom right now okay wait wait okay go to the bathroom but okay before you go out I want to I want you to hear this real quick. So, you know, we're talking about secret sannas and gifts and all that shit. I'm really bad at like, like holding in gifts or holding in secrets and all that shit.

I got Yuri as my secret Santa person. No way. And I actually have your gift right here. Let me give it to you live on camera. Oh, my God. I want to see it and then I'll let you all make out. All right. You know what?

Hold on. Oh, fuck. No, no, no, no. If you got me, don't say it. But we got to wait until we got to wait until after, um, Towards the end? Yeah, no, no, I mean, like, everybody else is, like, going to be revealing their gifts to each other during the actual thing. And then I can open it.

No, no, I want you to open yours right now. Right now. Everybody else. Yeah, there you go. Dude, thank you so much. Bro, what the fuck? Housephone was my secret Santa this year. I would have never expected it.

Hell yeah, we were just talking about it. Okay, look, so you have a bag inside of the bag. So pick up the bag first. Bro, what, though? No, no, that's a shirt. Pick up the bag first. Okay, here, let's pick up this bag. Okay, what kind of bag?

Grab a gang bag. bag. This is why I like this. Okay, let's see what's in here. We have a king-sized hem papers from Grabble Leaf, bro. Thank you. Fifty Booklets, dude. Thank you so much. This is going to come in clutch because we actually ran out of joint papers.

I was like if anybody if anybody's going to appreciate that, it's more stuff in there. Anyway, in the bag? Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, wait. Hold on. Come on. We have, okay, we have some stickers in here. There's some grab a leaf stickers. What is this? Oh, we have some more joint papers, some Grabbleeaf stickers. Yeah. I like

these papers, my size as well. Shout out to Grabbley. Let's check out this fucking shirt as well. Bro, what the fuck? Is this a fucking awesome? Dude, dude, thank you so much, man. I appreciate you so much for this. And there's like hell, hell of hell more stickers and a couple, you know, little tiny items there. I appreciate you so much for this. Come on, bro.

Yo, wait, hold on. I was going to save this for the end of the podcast, too. But you were not my secret Santa. Neither was Blasey, even though Blasey thinks. But don't say it then. I'm not going to say who was my, you know, who I'm giving a gift to. But I just decided to get you guys a gift regardless because we were

on disconnected, you know, and like I appreciate you guys for having me on the show. It's not anything crazy. I just thought, uh, you know, I should get something. Aw. Thank you, Yuri. I'll give you yours first. Whoa. I was thinking, you know, since you just moved into your own place for the first time,

every, uh, homeowner needs to have, uh, one of these. Whoa. What is a, what's monopoly? Wow. Check what kind of monopoly? What the Wakanda forever black panther monop- This is literally the hardest gift you could have ever gave me.

Wow. And then we have one more item. Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You got some type of, this thing got me some cratum. I've never. I don't know what creedum is, but I thought it. We've been talking about it and I still don't know what it is. Exactly.

So I bought. I don't know if this is racist or not that you got me this black panther. Oh, please. No, five complaints to Target. That's what they had. Okay, I'm not going to lie. I feel like I have to go watch the movie now. You haven't seen the movie?

No, I mean, I've seen the first one. Okay. Oh, there's another one. Oh, okay. This is the, this is the second version, the Wakanda forever. All right, all right. Wow, you're very thoughtful. Hopefully you'll play it one time.

I try to play a game with- Bro, we can play this app as soon as we're done with the show. Let's go. Bro, I try to play that shit Monopoly with Toke, Allison, and Riley. And it says on the box, it's like, prepared to play for four to six hours. Never. Bro, it's a long cast game.

Never in fucking life. So Blasey's here. Blasey, I am not your secret Santa. I just decided to get you and House on a gift because, you know, we're on a show together. Really? Oh, I appreciate you guys. Oh, now you try to make you feel bad. I feel bad, honestly, now.

Why? What the fuck? All right. So this is your gift right here. Wow. You always get magicians. This is so fucking hard. But this is his hardest foot.

Thank you so much. No problem. You always get this magician. So I was like, I'm going to get you a. magic set. I got goosebumps right now. I ain't fucking with you. I swear to God on my, on my, I'm the grandma I met during shrooms, bro.

Oh my God. Wow. Have you never given gifted a magic set before? I never really get gifts, period. Okay, we have one more item in the bag, though. This is, this makes it, though. Fuss the other shit. I'm just kidding. No, no. Can I see it? No, man. Thank you so much. No problem, dude.

So, bro, this is fire. Crayed him. Why would it? Why the fuck? Why that can't create them? It was buy one, get one free. Bro. This is a blasty butt. Why, why are you buying buy one get one on Craidum? Because we were talking about it. Now where's the other one at? I got the other one.

What was your bigger gift? Oh, you want to see? Hold on. Yeah. Some condoms or such shit? Tell me if this is racist or not. Yo, that's out of pocket. That's out of pocket. That's out of pocket. Bro. Ezzo. Look what year he got house phone. Oh my God.

That's hard. Yeah. That's what I said, bro. No, honestly, no, no, no, no, I'm just playing it, dude. This is literally the hardest gift. Oh, thank you. I have no fucking games. I have no board games at the crib. Fire, exactly.

I'm definitely not going to play this for six hours, though. You know, someone take a screenshot and said to us, like, yeah. That's a thumbnail right there. Yeah, okay, man. Now, I'm super thankful with Kratum. I'm definitely not pouring up this shit. I was wondering, what do you do with it? I don't, I've never done Kratum before.

Me neither. What do you take me for? I don't know. We were talking about it last episode. You'll teach me later? Damn, I can know all the, uh, all the ways to get high. Mike you used to celebrate on Kratom? Oh, shit.

You could buy it at the gas station. Yeah. You know what's funny about Kratem though? Is every, house one's still in the Nardwar position? I don't know why. Fuck this shit, like NAR war. Yeah, by bad. What the fuck do you mean you used to sell Kratem?

I know. That's kind of interesting. You worked that fucking G. or something? Oh. You know what's funny about Kratum though? Is every single one of my

What is the other? Yeah, literally what is? I don't know what it is, but every single one of my homies who does opiates, like they like taking pills and all that stuff, they tend to do Kratum as well. I don't know if it's like similar. I'm not giving you to because of that reason.

I just thought it's funny. But I don't know if it's a similar effect or not. But I noticed that trend. If people who do opiates, they do that too. This is a plant base. It says powder and it's called silver. Are we supposed to snort it? That's what I thought.

No. You sell opiates Bro, you opened it And so much dust Just went in your face I feel like one of those officers Who got like bend all contact You're about to just pass out

On the floor bro I do not want like Cranium dust in here This is a problem I'm sorry Well you can throw it away It's like me giving you like I should have brought this

Dove soap for his ass You were so happy about the first gift Now you're so afraid I got him a fucking awesome shirt You know what bro You gotta get You got to get me that shirt And a bunch of grab a shit

You don't deserve it Bro show to house He's my secret Santa Thank you so much. I appreciate you. No, thank you, Yuri. That was fire. Oh, no problem.

Thank you, Yuri, for the magic. Fuck you for the cradle. But I appreciate it. Can I be honest? Yes. So, your real gift was way better. But I didn't have time to pick it up.

No, no. This is the real gift. A fucking awesome shirt is like, I'll take the real gift. Already expensive. And then also this box right here full of papers is probably already, you know, same price as the shirt,

if not more. No, but look, this is the thing. I didn't realize that we had like a, a limit on what we were supposed to get. Yeah, it was like a $100 limit. Really? Or $50 minimum. My thing was way.

Oh, $50 minimum? I thought it was a minimum. No, no, no, no, no. It was a minimum. I hit the minimum on my Jesus. I might have to give my, my secret Santa like an extra $20.

You are. I don't know if it's necessary. It really depends on the person's perspective. I really want to know who the fuck got me. It's a $30. I know exactly who got you. Don't fucking tell me. I'm going to tell you just to ruin your Christmas.

You're fucking the Grinch. He's, said that earlier. He's like, I hate the holidays. I'm the Grinch. He was mad at Nate for loving a, um, um, brother, the homie, and the homie. The homie.

So, Holly jolly. He's like, he's like, pisses me off. If you love Christmas, more power to you. That makes two of us.

But there is something fucked up that you should never, you should never touch someone's YouTube account, bro. Every single sub category on my, on my 4U page is just 24-hour radios. Christmas radios. Oh, Christmas live streams,

It's all these stupid little gingerbread houses With like the slowest music I was literally like You saw it I'm at this nigga house like I'm like Why is he keep getting recommended Like 24 hour like Snow

Snowball fight Yeah Snowball fight theme music Stream It's a little too jolly for me You know I need a little bit of AK Bandamont In my December There's no way like Nate sitting around

Listening to that I swear I'm gone ahead He'll be working on a little dirt graphic listening to fucking single bells in an old black group. On the first day of Christmas, my year he gave to me. I forgot about this. Your item was like two to

three dollars more expensive than that item. So I figured I might as well make it fair and get a two or three dollar item. Is this like fucking like dollar store crate them now? Yeah, right? It's the cheap creative. This is just the little gift that I was just like a little torch for my fentanyl pills or some shit here. I just grabbed

it because I was like I have to make this fair. I don't know what it is. Okay, wait. This is the thing. Because I already got you something else But now I feel like I'm doing too much So am I still supposed to give you? No, I'm more than a fucking Grateful for what you got me here But I got it already though

It's already got it Whoa fuck shit right here I don't know dude This was honestly your last minute gift because Your other gift wasn't here in time Dude what the fuck is I don't know what to say man I appreciate this already It said I think it's a Japanese playing cards

I don't know what it is They're just like flowers Maybe you can get some inspiration from them For some graphics or something Why you hate on his gift? Just say thank you and keep you so much Don't give me a hug, bro You know what, that's all a hug, wait, come on Let's get a bro

Group disconnected hug What Argentina won Gay boys Okay Yeah, man Were you guys keeping up with that shit? Me personally, no

We're not talking about that shit No, no, I got, hey, you know what, I got a couple words I've watched you play FIFA for like two days straight. I have one thing to say about that. It has nothing to do with the soccer, but it has something to do with the game. No. Salt Bay, right?

He was already... Oh my God, that show was funny. You saw that clip, right? Where he tried to say hello to Messi, like multiple times the Messi was purposely... Literally, you could see, he was purposely ignoring him, right? Why? What's the smoke?

What's his beef with Salt Bay? No, but here's the thing is... I don't know too much about the politics of where Salt Bay lives and the people he invited into his restaurant. He has like a fucking restaurant in Vegas. No, he has multiple. restaurants but where he's from he had invited this one dude as a guest and he like uh and he made a mistake and treated him like a you know an honorary guest but the dude he invented invited was like a war criminal who's killed many people and done hell of fucked up shit the guy they traded for brittie griner no and people were really upset at salt bay for like you know uh literally not just inviting this guy to his restaurant but like kind of you know being so nice and when he's literally so you think messy was thinking about all of that maybe maybe that's what happened but you see the update maybe he just don't fuck with bro.

Bro, do you see the update though? Maybe he's like, this thing is a weirdo. He's vegan. That's what I think happened because apparently the soccer team or the, there's like another game that's going to happen. They banned Salt Bay because all the soccer play. Why are they beefing with Salt Bay? Because all the salt, I mean, all the

said in the article, all the soccer players said that Salt Bay was, they were saying that Salt Bay was being a weirdo and they're like, not fucking. Well, clearly he was harassing messy. He was grabbing his elbow. He was literally like, he just made the beef salty. He couldn't believe. that like this nigga didn't want to talk to him.

Yeah, he was like, I'll put some salt on it. And you know what, Messi, like, respectfully, like, kind of gave him a fake little dab and, like, kept it pushing. But then he tried to, like, grab him like, nigga, what's up, bro? Like, he was, like, roughly grabbing him. To grab a stranger that you don't know like that, because you're like, say hi to me. How are you going to assume he don't know him? They might be locked in. That's true.

No, I'm just kidding. They clearly are not locked in. But behind the scenes that we don't know. But, like, honestly, shout to Argentina. I love to hear South American team win. But I also gotta say one thing Apparently they're gonna put him on the On like the $1,000 bill or something over there

They said it was like proposed I'm not sure if it was that's such a hard idea I respect it and I love it But honestly I'm glad that this whole thing is done You feel me I think it was just a weird ass scenario The fact that was in the desert In like December you feel me

It's like you used to like You used to world cup happening during the summer You feel me But I'm excited for four years Is it really different timing? Yeah They'd really be having it in the summer That's interesting.

But I am excited. I thought that was like some random Blassie facts. Like, oh, why is it different time, Missy? I got good Blasie facts. There was some more drama, too, apparently, like, when, you know, Messi was a star player MVP at the end of the whole thing. Excuse me. And one of the dudes were, like, one of the guys from that place, I think it was a Qatar.

Or what was it? What area? Was it Qatar? So one of the dude just threw a giant fucking jacket on top of Messi at the end of it. And people were saying, like, yo, dude, like, he's the MVP. He should be wearing his own jersey. And they kind of threw this whole thing on top of them because they said it was like an honorary everything and part of their culture or whatever it is but people were saying like yo it kind of

took away the the whole thing about it being messy's day you know what I mean like who said that I think I saw it on Phil de Franco or some shit like that which honestly I can't believe I'm even citing the only the only criticism I do have for uh Messi if I'm not mistaken I believe four years ago when they were trying to enter the World Cup Argentina yeah he he had he had told like he told the whole country and all the players like you know I can't play with y'all anymore why why because he I mean Lionel Messi is like a world-class star, you feel me? This motherfucker changed the game of soccer

in the real world and shit. So, like, I don't know. It's kind of interesting to see that shit play out, though. Dude, you know what's weird is I remember when I was in third grade, one of my homies in school, his name was Kevin. And we used to call Kevin Messi because he looked like him. And Messi, when I was in third grade, it was already a popular professional soccer player.

Yeah, these fools are like, and he looks the same, bro. He looks the exact same as he did when I was in third grade. And I'm 28 now. You can say the same about Ronaldo, all these schools. I can't believe they're still playing. Well, when you just practice good diet, you feel me, let me tell the shit. I mean, well, you got to think about it, too. LeBron James is still playing.

That fool's been out as you were in high school and shit. What? Way before that. Middle school. That's true, yeah. Yeah, literally. He definitely came out in middle school. That must be some shit, too, as like, do you think that all the other players are

low-key, like, fanning out? Like, oh, my God, I'm playing against specie. Probably. It probably is intimidating. It's kind of hard enough to dig or someone like that. Oh, that's like, that's like asking, like, an NBA player if they would be, like, like Starstruck playing Kobe or playing fucking Michael Jordan. You're not someone shaking or something like that, like during the game?

I don't know about that. Not even a Starstruck, but like if you are, you know, trying to score a basket in basketball and you're going again and Kobe's defending, right? You're going to think like, oh my God, he's probably going to really like know what he's fucking doing right now. Like I have to be on my toes. And next thing you know, you're overthinking and not actually playing and it's over. Speaking of toes, we didn't do a drip check this week. That's true.

We always do it this week or not. Yeah. This week. This episode. This week. Yeree? Not yet. Don't be acting like I said something that was off. Well, this week is just an interesting way to. That's my boyfriend getting us to get it. We do the show once a week. So I said we didn't do a drip check this week as in this episode. You're right. Start off. Oh, shit. Okay. So.

Ah, shit. I am never ever going to be like all the same band's palis shoes again because they're just quick and easy and comfy. And look, and the thing is that every like. You got a letter? Here, I got one here. And the thing is also you got to realize All of my shit was in storage So like y'all about to see me really start dripping now

Because all my shit was packed up Oh yeah No yeah take it for me bro I went to his crib It literally felt like I was at round two or some shit like Oh my God It's just there's a corner of hats A corner of pants A corner of fucking clean boxers

Yeah All supreme boxers But yeah no like like at that time was when I was When I was wearing those all the time was like I was literally transitioning From being a man to a woman. I was transitioning from my old crib to nowhere.

Yeah, yeah. So, and those were, first of all, those are way more comfortable than regular vans. They have, like, extra padding. Yeah, right. I feel like they're kind of thicker. They do. They do. Even if you, like, look, like, take off one of them right now, read the inside.

It says, like, comfort, some shit like that. Popkush, you're right. Exactly. But let me ask you this, though, because most of this close is, like, for 2020, 2019. Oh, yeah. It's a couple years old. Do you think that your swag has developed and none of the, Not really.

Not really. It's really like applicable to your attire. No. Like, okay. So look, that's why, you know what? That's why I need to do that thing where I'm saying where I go through all my shit and then sell the shit that I don't want no more because I do have so much stuff that I know I probably would never put on my body again.

Exactly. There's so many like P-O box items you might have. Oh, I'm like, bro. That's what you've seen all my shit in bags and shit. It's literally probably. You got Faraguchi. Yo, you know what would be cool if you did is, uh, I've had a couple people to DM me telling me like, Yo, Yuri, I've heard you say that you take all your extra clothes and go to Goodwill or whatever it is.

They're like telling me like, hey, man, I don't really have the money to be buying a lot of clothes like that. And I would like to get some of the shit that you have, whatever? He's like, would you be down next time instead of sending it to Goodwill? Just give it to me. And I know you're trying to sell. I'll do it. I know you're trying to sell your shit, but it would be cool for one of your streams. If you put together like a box of stuff of like your old stuff that you're not going to wear.

No, I could do that. I would. Let's join up because honestly there's a, like me with clothes, you know, I have maybe like 70 shirts. I only like wearing five of them. I have 40 pairs of jeans. I only like wearing three. You know what I'm saying? So like it's a lot of different items that just sit there.

They're nice. It's nice clothes, but I have no interest in selling it. You know, I would like to just, there's literally a corner in my crib. You guys don't even know. Well, you're even starting to my house.

Yeah, you never invited me. Shut up. That's true. But like house phone, like, there's a whole corner in my crib you don't even know about.

Yeah. That's just stacked to the ceiling with just old clothes. Yeah. Okay. Literally. That's what the hands came from? This is my thing.

I want to fucking, you know what they probably did. This is my thing. It's like, like, I have so much shit that, like, sometimes I would get, like, really disrespectful with shit. Like, I have, like, a white shirt and I fucking, like, blow my fucking nose on it or something. No, I feel you because. Like, like, disres, like, to wear, like, if I had, I mean, like, I don't know, I'm trying to, like, figure out how to worry it.

Like, I would just, like, fuck my shit up because I had so much shit. Let me say, let's say you drop a white guy off the floor. But I wouldn't fuck all of it up. It was just certain random. shit that I didn't do a fun of my streams I had ripped like 10 shirts off my body That's what I'm saying Because I was like yo I forgot what it was like this amount and I'll rip my shirt off

And I did that like No I do keep a good drawer of just like Jack off and just let the nut just get right on the shirt That's when you gotta like wrinkle it up You fucking twirl it and then you just throw it So that on Deepop House phone cum gum shirt

That could be your whole angle That's fucking nuts Rosecrans Vicks already on it Bro With the With the With the Nuff pants

No, but look, but even like the other night, I went out, I went out to get sushi with the homies pause. And, good to you. Niga, like, okay, I had a denim jacket on. Shout out to Better with Age. I had this Better With Age denim jacket on. And I had a white, like, hoodie on underneath. Now, I don't know what possessed me to wear a white hoodie to dinner, but. You're just swaggering.

No, I was swaggering. But, like, I'm literally like a full grown man child. You just gave yourself like a, you know, level 10 difficulty challenge. That's what I'm saying. And it's fucking sushi. So I'm dipping soy sauce. I'm dipping in an eel sauce. Like, it's mad sauce is everywhere, right?

So I made it through 80% of the dinner. And then I went to pick up something. And, like, my chopstick game is, like, pretty good. I went to pick up something and it just slipped out and it just landed right there. Then it bounced to one more part of the hoodie. Then it bounced on the floor. Bro, last episode that happened to me with the taco juice. I was wearing that nice, fresh white tea I've never wore before.

Shout to thrifts.bb. He sent that to me, that Russian shirt. I was so drunk, I don't even remember what you were wearing. I took a fucking bite out of a taco and instantly just destroyed everything. You had that shit on. But look, you know what's even crazier? So after I did that, nigger, there must have been some sauce in a thing, like a little container on the table. And I must have put my whole fucking sleeve.

No. From the elbow to wrist, terriaki sauce, eel sauce. You need to train for like white hoodies, though. You feel like. I never wear white, like. And you're never going to wash that out. It's like it's never going to be the same white hoodie again. It becomes like a situation where it's like even if I throw this in the washer, it's not going to salvage it.

Exactly. You got to be on top of your shit. So you leave it in the dry cleaning pile and that shit never leaves the crib. And it never leaves the crib. I swear to God. I have a pile just like nice with a little drop of blood or like fucking Cheetos. Yeah. And I'm just always like, I'm not washing that.

I got to take it to cleaners and I don't go. But also, you know what I've seen on like TikTok and Twitter? Or like, I mean on Instagram reposted from TikTok is people who have white hoodies like a plain white hoodie and they get a tiny little stain on it. They're like, fuck it, tie dye. And they'll just end up tie dye. No, that's what I was thinking. Because look, I got a pair of white sicko sweats. And I'm like, why the fuck did I buy white sweats?

And like, I got through like maybe two wares of them without getting anything on it. Right? And then white sweats is like that's oxymoron because like to wear white you can't be like you can't be lounging and to wear sweats you can't be moving You know I mean like you're like they're like they're like they're like they're meant to just sit there you feel me so That went over niggas head. I feel you yeah I hope it went in their pants I mean like on their legs because they're sweat pants They're calm down. What the hell's wrong? No but look but look like your man luckily luckily luckily luckily I was at shorties crib that's literally spotless like no dirt nowhere. Everything is fucking clean as fuck. So I wore them at her crib for two days without

getting anything on it. And then she went to the bathroom or she went to the other room or something and I tried to sneak a brownie. Because I'm supposed to be on my like, you know, healthy shit. Sinboy 23. So you're hiding your brownie consumption from your girl? Listen. That's not healthy, dude. Listen, listen. Like she went out the room for an allotted amount of time. You just start stuffing your hair. No, no. I like, I like creeped over to the kitchen, grab this brownie or like brownie piece or chocolate cake.

It was something like that, right? I don't know how, but I got a smidget, little ass piece on my fucking white sweats on the fucking, like on the waist. I don't even know how they even got there.

She's like, whose brownie is this? No, she didn't even see it, but I'm saying like me being a little sneaky fuck. But you don't think that the white swebs

help you like maintain your like your clean etiquette because honestly there's not a thing. that I'll teach you to be cleaner and shit than some white garments. Oh my god. I want to see Eerie and an all white fit for a week. For a week? No.

I'm down to try it for a day, but it's just like, I don't know, that shit's fucking hard, bro. Like you're saying, but it will change your whole like motion. Have you ever seen, have you ever seen those memes of like you know what I realized? I never finished my drip trick. Yeah, we'll do that in a second. You ever seen those memes? You've ever seen those memes of like, it'll be like a fake post of somebody trying to like sell like some used white Supreme

Boxes? Yeah. And, like, literally, I found, like, new pairs. They were brand new that I only probably wore, like, once or whatever. But I spilled something all over, like, everything that was in the bag. Some chocolate milk on the rear end. It wasn't even in, like, that area. That's why I knew it wasn't that. Okay.

Bro. You got coffee stain on your knee or something like that. But it's still a little, like, questionable. It looked so crazy that I was, like, going to post a picture, but I was like, no, people were going to look at me crazy, so I just didn't. Maybe I should, though, still. You got coffee stain on the thigh. Bro.

Okay, look. So before I let you get in the drip check, what I was going to say is, bro, if anyone from your office is down to help me go through the clothes, I would pay them. Well, I was asking. Okay. You, Blasie is so weird because Blasie's the type of niggit that will say something, he will offer something. And then when you bring it back up to him, he'll be like, what the fuck?

Like, what are you talking about? Well, supplies blast, bro. You do that all the time, bro. You ask me where you're doing Friday. You can't expect me. to have the same thing going on Wednesday. I got to his house. He's like, bro, if you're hungry, whatever,

I got some chicken Madeira in the fridge, blah, blah, don't trip, right? Nigger, like, eight hours later, I'm like, you know what? Yeah, can I warm it up? He was like, oh, fuck no, fuck you. I'm keeping that. He said, fuck no, fuck you.

I'm keeping that. Actually, thanks for reminding me, gets up, warms it up. You're bipolar, dude. He's literally a psycho. That shit was delicious. I don't play about my chicken Madeira. But you offered it when I got to your.

your house. Because that's probably when he finished it. He was full. Put the leftovers in the fridge. He had leftovers. He was eating already. And then he had another leftover in his fridge. Birthday week.

Birthday week. Dude. No, no. Listen. I was going up. Listen. I respected. Nick, it's your chicken Madeira.

But he's just funny because he offered it first. And then when I brought it up, like, yo, can I warm it up? He's like, nigga. What? Fuck you. Bro, that offer lasts this 30 minutes. Eight hours, bro. I'm already.

I'm probably ordering my next chicken Madera while I'm eating this one. No, I'm just saying you're fucking hilarious. Because you just said. Oh yeah, like, no, no, he came to my house and was like, yeah, like you need your fucking TV mounted or whatever. You need this, blah, blah, blah. Okay. Have someone from my office. Have someone from my office do it.

Like, just, you know, buy them a pizza and pay them. You're telling me at 7 p.m. while they're trying to like get some sleep right now. I'm not saying. Hey, Blasie, what are you doing right after the show? I'm not saying to do it right now. You're just funny as fuck because you literally said. That's bipolar. You literally said when you came to my house.

All right. Let me change my mind. You want me change my, oh, you don't like me changing my mind all. You don't like me changing my mind. a sudden. Let me order you some chicken Madeira right now. Chicken Madeira.

What is that, dude? Hopefully they got some chicken madera for us. I was like cheese, sauce, mushrooms, mashed potatoes. It's really good. Sparicus, bro. I got a girl now.

I can't get a little freaky on here. Bro, actually, yo, household, you know, you know you should do it. One day you should link up a Blasie and come through with some fire-ass chicken Madera

and just eat in front of them. Be like, yo, you wanted some? I swear I'm about to. No, bro. That would be the ultimate level of disrespect. I wouldn't appreciate that. The next time I made his office for like an allotted amount of time,

I'm going to be posted up and I'm just going to secretly order two chicken Madeira. I'm going to eat one in front of him and then be like, oh, nah, bro, I'm taking this to the crib. What the fuck? Yeah, that's my lunch. No, no, no, no. I'm going to open it up first and be like, yo, bro, I got two. Do you want one? And I'm like, oh, actually, never mind.

I'm going to take this home. Two things I love, pussy and chicken Madeira. But listen, I couldn't, I couldn't say nothing because he was letting me fucking sleep on his couch for like fucking 12 hours. That's true. You're not giving me chicken Madeira? Yeah, like, I was already eating his skinny popcorn. Oh, yeah, y'all. You fucking killed that shit.

Yeah, I was eating his skinny popcorn and drinking this fucking... What is Blasey's pantry like? Like, other than popcorn? This nigga got healthy-ass-oats and like zero-calorie popcorn. I have peanut butter with like flax seeds. Just a bunch of empty bottles of pills. Am I lying? I'm lying, Ezzo.

Ezo is the nigga got like apple cider vinegar. Oh, no. I'll tell you what, I got kombucha. You got kombucha? Buccia flavor oatmeal in that bitch. I got coconut milk. I got coconut chips and blueberries. This is what happens when you get a popcorn.

People are like, fuck regular ruffles. I need the dried apple slices mixed with peanut butter. Would you trust me in a room of just hot chitos? Yeah, that's what I'm bad. Yeah, that's a fact. That's not racist. No, I respect it. I respect it because, nigga, I'm about to be doing the same thing in my crib.

Like, I can't keep crazy snacks around. If I'm really hungry, I'd be like, I got to eat this bullshit ass. No, actually, I feel you there. I do the same thing with Riley when we're shopping. I'm like, I specifically choose to get the shit that when I really want to snack, I got to eat cherry tomatoes. You know what? That is insane.

That's wild. I like this. I know people who eat raw potatoes to, like, suppress their hunger. That's fucking nice. Raw potatoes? That's going to make your stomach hurt. That's going to like fucking break your teeth off into it. Well, no, if you put in water, it was honestly the trip you home.

Y'all might have met John before at one point. Why John? Why John? Why John? Why John? White John's eat raw potatoes No They're actually

I'm running with that narrative You think Adam ever ate raw potatoes and hash brown He looks like somebody that was like Yeah dude these BMX trips Back of the day You just carry a sack of potatoes Yeah all the guys will just get together We really have to wish money for potatoes

So he's eating fucking bull testicles And shit like that You know what I never really knew about Until I saw that movie OG Bobby Johnson Of how you could use a potato as a silencer Yeah yeah I never knew that No more you know

I think that's the only time my, like, that's when I first started seeing shit like that. You're taking fair around your drip check. You cut me off with the whole story about, you know, insolode. You might as well just start again. You want COVID, motherfucker?

What? Shut up, bitch. Do I have glaucoma? Is that what she said? He said, do you want COVID? Okay, go, go, go. All right. So, Vance Palet shoes.

Bro, these actually kind of flexed of socks. These are ammo stilos socks that never were released. I got these during Melrose days and I never opened them up until, You just found them? Well, I've been just sitting on them. I was like, one day I'll sell these or some shit.

But no, I just, I was like, fuck. Don't give gifts the year he sells them. No, I've never sold this single thing. You are not grabbing anything from the personal stuff. Oh, that's fucked up. Wow. I need to come reach you off. Give me my magic set back.

Yeah, some of the new shit. Okay, go ahead. All right. So, yeah, Mostillo socks. These regular ROSS pants that I've had for a long time. ROSS. Lively vibes, like long sleeve with, uh, bill. That's his name Bill?

Yeah, Bill, but he's like, he's like, doing the Jordan pose while wearing Jordan. He's not, well, he is doing the Jordan Ball. You're so right, that's exactly. What brand is that? Lively vibes. He's funny as fuck, bro. That's cool. I fuck with it.

He has the funniest designs. Blasie, you know you, and then, you would never design something like that. Am I supposed to hate on it? What does that mean? Bro, not only that, but I wish I could think.

I wish I could do that. I can't. I don't know how to draw. I respect, though. I'm not being like, nah, fuck this shirt. Bro, I asked them like about the designs,

and he said it. I like to tie-dye, though. He said him and his home, he's literally just getting lit together, you know, they'll probably be doing mushrooms or something, and they'll think of funny ideas like these, you know what I mean?

He has a lot of... It's funny that he's eating the chicken. That is funny. Yeah, he has a lot of King of the Hill references. They're really hilarious. Why do you eat chicken? Because,

like, I think Bill likes chicken and he's like known to, you know, be gluttonous and shit. Okay. Yeah, it's funny. You got this good Stoosie? Yeah, Stozy hat and then,

and then now a fucking awesome tea as well on top of everything. Good F.A. Yeah, you know what? I'm just put it on right now. Fuck it. It has a... It's like...

It's like the reverse... It's like the reverse logo, too. Wait, you're rod-dogging that shirt? I'm just put it on top. I'm a full of half-d-d-off. You can rod-dog a t-shirt, bro. Not in my town. Like, no...

You know Blasie with his undershirt. Yeah, me too. But, like, if I'm gonna wear, like, a polo or a button-up or something... Oh, God. Okay. Okay, now this is better, actually. You look like...

You look pretty cool now, actually. A young Tony Hawk. You look like Tony Hawk Pro-Sater. When he was on in his amateur days I'm honestly fucking with this. Yeah. I'm fucking with this more than fucking Bob

eating a piece of chicken. Has I Yuri gotten taller recently? This feels tall as hell. Bro, you know what's crazy is today when I was walking around the mall

shopping for presents and shit? I was walking around, right? And I was looking around and I was like, dude, I feel like I'm taller than 90% of the people

I see right now. Every time I see anyone, all of a sudden, their eyes are always like Tall dick Erie. Oh no, wait, wait. I'm not the tallest guy, but I'm like, dude, there's, I feel like I'm the tallest dude in this ball at this point. How do you think this nigga feels everywhere he goes?

I know, for real. Let's go on camera for two seconds, please. Just don't trip, though. They're going to have to zoom way out. You probably can't even see this thing, huh? Yeah, exactly. Okay, just, just, how tall are you? Say it in his mic, right?

Oh, he said six, seven. Stand up. I'm five to-two. Stand up together. Oh, that's right. All right, shut up to. Hey, wait. Wait, everybody, go wish my nigger Richie a fucking happy birthday, man.

Happy birthday, dude. Yeah, I got you a magic set. Hey, I got you a Wakanda forever. Oh, wow, okay. No, no, no. I got you a fucking awesome tea, dude. He's not being, man. Exactly.

He's going to be like what? Oh, shit. Nah, but Yuri is tall, man. I just want to give him his flowers. Thank you, dude. Tall gang? 513. I mean, I guess people really are so long.

I'm fake tall. Yeah, because you're taller than me, but like barely a little. You always wear. And from two feet with a hole, I'm saying, on six feet. You always wear the extend-do. These are-n-do. Don't, bro. Those are going to give you a good six-foot.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Y'all are tall-shaming me. Short-shaming. Oh, but look. Hating on the tall, homie. Okay, here, here. Do your picture.

Um, so today, man, I actually got some real tims on today. Man, I got some. Gina came through with the most fire pants on us on us. Oh, God. She came right at the drip check. Honestly, Gina pull up to do a drip check real quick. It's Christmas, come on. Crazy.

I don't have to go piss. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, you finish your drip check while we get Gina views them. Man, I got some gallery pants, man. Gina's pants are way better than your pants. I agree. Shit. We honestly need the breakdown.

Then I got a good hectic universe shirt. Shut out of my boy, man. Nothing personal sample. I don't think I'm ever going to drop this. You never dropped that one? Nah. Did you drop a shirt like this? Nope.

You want to show the back? Hell yeah, for sure. Come on, Twain. show the bat. Yeah. Is that your wrestling stance? Like your wrestling move? Gina, are you going to come show these pants?

You was just on camera like five minutes ago. And then I got a good, I got a good half evil beating from the Texas chainsaw collab and some good Versace glasses got vague. Versace, Versace, Medusa head on me like a little. This White Clause sat me down. Bro, White Claw is fucking will fuck your stomach up. This is the first and last White Claw I'm fucking with today, honestly. I'll look, look.

So I'm gonna get into my drip check one time, you know what I'm saying? I got, I'm not gonna lie, I've been wearing the fuck out of these, uh, fucking pure money fours since I found there are. So I have a pair of these already, but they're beat as fuck. And I forgot that AD's homie plug us, plug us with free shoes. He gave me a free pair. Okay. So I got those.

And then shout out to the motherfucking plug. You're making her disconnected debut one. Yeah. Oh, my first five one. Yeah. Yeah. I'm, I'm gonna finish. just myring quick, we're going to get into Gina.

So shout out to the motherfucking plug at Bodega. I got the bodega. Shout out to Bodega, man. I got the bodega car hurts. I didn't even notice with a thing. You feel me? Look, come on what? Oh, should they collide?

On the ass? Anyway, that's hard. On the ass somewhere. Shout out to, shout out to bodega. And then we got this. This fucking ridiculously warm North Face on is never going to get cold enough to wear this. I've been sweating since I fucking put it on my body. But I had to get the drip off.

But you know, wait, wait, two-tone is the theme today, you know? We got the two-tone pants, the two-tone jacket, and then who made this hat? I don't even know. Oh, fucking... Stolen youth. Stolen youth, yeah.

But I do appreciate it. It's not too much, it's not too matchy. Yeah, we got the beef and broccoli, you know what I'm saying? Like, I didn't want it to all be saying by. No, you phased it out. Okay, anyway. Most important. Gene of views came dripping today.

I need the bedazzled neighborhood hat, though. There it is. Yeah Hey man Hey Honestly She might have to call She might have the coldest chain

At the office though Nah I just want you all understand that like Even when she broke down the story Like where this photo came from I'm like damn That's the like Yeah

Fire She got herself on her chain I don't know anyone doing it like that You kind of got yourself on yours Not like that though That's just super hard Okay okay Gina Give us a fit

Breakdown real quick Okay so the glasses is Prada. Yeah. Talk your shit. Prada shades. Hair is lay by these tape ends. It's not a wig.

It's not a weave. It's taping. Okay. What's the difference? We don't know. So a wig is like a hat. Yeah, you just throw it on. Yeah.

And then a lace front is like, you know, it's glued down. So these my edges, these are, you know. And then we got the platinum streaks in. The shirt is fashion over. What is it? This is not an ad. Mean girls. It's a mean girl.

Christmas performance. So are they like, do they like get licensing for shit like that? Are they just, are they just like a history? I think at that point is licensing. They can't fuck around in like, sell it. Like, like fashion nova, like, it's not an ad. It can be though if y'all want to hear. But fashion Nova got a lot of fire graphic teas.

That's what I'm like. They do got some old designers. Yeah. Even though they'd like to associate it with fast fashions, like at the end of day, you got to have, you got to have your design level as good as the designers. Bro, that's why. That's why I'm so interested

in these pants because these pants like, they're hard. Thank you. It's like, it's so easy. You got cargo and denim and I'm saying. Listen, it's so easy to fuck up something like that. Whoever did it did it perfectly. This is a black woman.

Her page is called Vintage Garden. She's hard for this. She made me these. So I like literally told her because she made me these when I hosted the Revolti video. And I'm like, I need something that's going to make me stand out and she's like, I got you. So she made me these. The bag is

fire too. Oh, this is Sorella. Hey, man. Shut out to motherfucking. Another fun fact, Heather gave me this. And Heather Sandel. For the Revoc show, too. Because I was like, I need this bag. So she gave me this. Gina just be dripping on the site.

She didn't even try to make this. You're not even on the drip show. She was prepared for this drip check. It's just her on a Thursday afternoon. And these tens, I got them win 2012. I almost at nines. I would have been so embarrassed I haven't pulled them out since

2013. Bro, I don't even know when the last time they dropped the pure monies, but I have a beat-ass pair, then I have these ones. I've been wearing them for like three days straight, though, so I'm like, maybe I should... But them is fire. Bro, I don't... You can really wear it with anything. That's the good one.

Literally. I do not have a pair of fours. Bro. You got to. Speaking of fours, let's go ahead and get into the official sneaker news of the week. Brought to us by... Brought to us by our Las Vegas correspondent. and shout out to my boy, Mac.

Is Matt gonna pull up? Mac is actually in traffic on the way here. He will be here for the Christmas party. Phil say he's not gonna let him in. Why is that? Oh yeah, you guys can't even hear me.

I forgot, sorry. Yeah, I definitely can hear you. You can come back right here, I'm gonna go back to the front. Wait, so the mic is working. Yeah. Okay, my headphones. You can stay if you want, but we're gonna go.

Okay, do your thing, do you think. Hi, Vashai. Oh, Vashite. You honestly got a train. Yeah, yeah, Vashai. Yeah, come on, pull up. It's my birthday. We're doing a drip check real quick.

Bad shot That's right That's right That's Come on That's okay That's okay Whatever

Also Shout out to Motherfucking Riley Behind the boards Holding us down Her usual Every motherfucking week This show

Wouldn't be a thing Without her So we just want to give Our flowers Honestly Shout out to the home girl Shout out to Yuri Shout out to Blasie

Do you guys have a relationship Name? Yearly Rory Rory Right Rila, Loki. Rila?

Raira? Raira? Raira? Raira. I don't know what our relationship. I like Rye. You're rye. No, that's creepy.

Your Rye is crazy. Rye. Wait, what? Riree? Rye. I like you're rye. The next dog you guys get, the next animal's got to be called Riry. Or the next kid you guys have a guy be called Rydry.

What do you mean? Do you remember you promised me naming rights on your first born? When the fuck did I promise that? It's on disconnected. When the fuck did that? Who are? you the fucking people's court? When did I say that?

During an episode of Disconnected, you promised me. There we go. There we go. Another example of him just saying shit. No, I feel like he doesn't listen to us during the podcast. No, he just be in your own world, bro. He just be saying shit and then switching up. I live in the same world you do, Earth.

No, you live in Blasie. Herd to Yerre. Earth to Yerre. Hell no, man. Listen. Okay, listen. Let's get into the first shoe of the week, man. I'm so excited to do this because we didn't get to do it last week.

I got blue balls. I literally like fucking. What did you get blue balls from? From podcasting? Yeah, getting hard, bro. Yeah, what the fuck? This podcasting shit makes me horny. All right.

All right, listen. Speaking of Jordan 4 is we got another pair of Air Jordan 4 S.E. crafts. The photon, photon dust. These are available February 11 via Nike. Stop being weird, bro. That's a select retailer. For $210. How hard is it going to be to get these shoes?

You can have to be on like a hundred. Or something shit like that? Let me see them first and then I'll let you know. Ooh, that bitch is cold. I ain't going to lie, I'm liking me. They look like your shoes right now. They're the same model. Same silhouette.

Yeah, no, they definitely are the same silhouette. But the color kind of reminds me of the, like the, you know, like the cool gray force. Yeah. Or like gray and black with the little yellow. Oh, no, those are hard right. These are hard as hard. These aren't hard as fun.

But it hits me with the same old thing of, like, I've been seeing these since high school. Definitely. I agree with you on. This shit came out in the 80s, bro, yeah, of course. But it's like, at least they're not just, okay. We'll never do this with cars. Yes, we do.

No, no, people say this. They're like, bro, why? It's a recurring trend in the shoe game to bring back retros, right? Remick old shoe. Why don't they do that with BMW E30s? God damn it. Yeah, that would be crazy, right? Dude.

But no, but, see, that's the thing is that, like, this is still a new rendition because they've never put out of color away like this before. I guess And it's a different color way Different materials Different little accents about it I think the shoe game is very similar

To the food game Where it's just like It's just the same thing But just reiterated differently Say like you know Cheap burgers Exactly See but look

Like I know that it's the same silhouettes So people probably are like Oh what's the big deal But to me You're a fan of it Like to me like the colorway And like the actual shoe Yeah

It's not about the silhouette Like those I could pass those up. You see, I have multiple pairs of these same ones that I'm wearing. I got the black cats. You see, I can apply that same, you know, type of philosophy. You're thinking towards like a person who's an artist, right? A glass artist, for example.

This is art. Who makes one type of, you know, who makes one type of, you know, bong or whatever it is. And then he does different renditions, different colors. And you're like, you get excited. Of the same model or whatever it is. And you get excited because you're like, oh, this one's clear, translucent pink instead of just solid, you know, white. But that's not an individual artist. That's like a huge corporation.

and they're not like... What do you think it came from? It came from like Tinker Hardfield and like that nigga drew all these sheds. Okay, okay. You know? Yeah, I guess that's a cool part. It's like I'm not that big of a fan

to understand like you do. Yeah, I mean, but it's just like, yeah, it's a corporation now, but it's like, you know, it didn't start off like that. Yeah. You know? That's a rioting even working the cameras right now.

I know. Fucking Trevor, fuck them all up. Yeah, Trevor's like, ah, fuck it. Yeah, so we've talked about this on Disconnected before. The dude, the popular skate shoe, the Janowski's, right? Yeah. That he made that he made that shoe and then basically that shoe became so popular that Nike forced him to buy himself like out of the contract because they're like he's making too much, you know, he was getting royalties on that?

He was getting too much. Like he was the most, to this day it's one of their most popular shoes. So they basically bought it. They had to buy them out because he was making too much. Every mall and every Paxon and you're saying those shoes were everything. Who designed those shoes, you said? So like I'm pretty sure the guy Tinker Hartfield or Tinker or something like that. I wonder if he's still getting residuals to this day.

Well, bro, he designed like every Jordan. Yeah. Not everyone, but like from like one to like. Yeah. I don't know. Damn, I used to do my research on that. That's interesting. Yeah, they have documentaries about this guy on Netflix.

No, yeah. It's pretty good. Like, like on YouTube, Netflix, everywhere. Uh-huh. But like, he like worked with Nike and shit and made like these like basketball shoes. That to this day are being sold by. Yeah, that was in like the 80s, bro. That's insane.

That's the weird. Like I said, it's like there's no other art form beyond like food that like people are flying with having like a repetition of. But you got to. think about it too, bro. Same thing with Vans, bro. Same thing with Timberlands, bro. Like this. Wow, we are contradicting. Yeah. Fuck you guys. Yeah. No, no, no. But what I'm

saying is like... I'm not calling you out. I'm just talking out like the thing that we deal with, which is, you know... We're already popular shoes. But you gotta think about it like this. It's because they obviously did something so right that it's like if it ain't broke, don't think. That's a dream, bro. That's really a dream. Bro, like, I could never, I could never think of something like this. Me neither. That's the saddest part of my reality.

But you said this a long time ago when I was... talking to you about glass artists where you're like you thought it was weird that for it in the glass world people make one type of design and they'll keep kind of reiterating it for a long time and they're known for making their identity yeah they'll make it almost their identity and you said like that's dangerous as a person like yeah but what if that's the biggest fear as a designer bro i don't never want to be oh that's the perk 30 guy oh that's bank bob guy or that's actually i want to be just i think you were well past that point hey but what if you were making everybody's biggest fear what if you're making a million profit every month off your off your matchbooks right would you

just be the matchbook guy? Would you just continue dropping them? Because you're like, I'm making it. I already thought about that. It's becoming a separate company. Because it's like you don't want something to be Yeah, in a project like that You feel me. You're a fucking genius, Blasey honestly. When it comes to like, you know, my content, it's not hard to search me up and you're going to find

like some drug related shit, you know? So if I'm doing like country fucking greatest hits, this is a big idea for me. So if I'm going to do something like that, I'm not going to attach it to my brand directly. Yeah. I'm going to let it be its own thing. But like, that is one of my fears, bro. You feel me? Well, one

thing that's for sure it's the own thing is the Montclair Gaya Gaya. Gaya. Gaya. Gaya. Gaya pocket mid. That's not the right product description. These are out now via Montclair website for $895.

Wow. Weird weird rave boots. They look like ugs. I'm fucking with them. Of course you are. Of course you are. But they got a pocket with them. That's hard. Yeah, they got all black pair of blasey's buying tomorrow. Yeah, they honest, like on God, they did have a black pair. Those are girls shoes for sure. Like look at the bright colors. Oh my God. It's, it's fucking fifth grade all over again. Uri lives in like this fucking like he's the album. He's the Alvin 1940s like my.

You are you are a top it's a color. It's for women. Top G. Hall monitor. Yeah. I have to be honest, the white and the red pair, those are fire. You got to do have a black pair. Oh. There it is. But Blasie is honest, but like give me your phone. So I make sure you don't go to the No, I'm honestly going to check up on the website. I'm going to look at it. I'm going to do it close from that. I'm not going to lie they slick hard though. But this is my thing.

I always hate tucked in. Yeah, I can't do that. Like, I would wear, okay, I would wear those with some pants baggy enough to where I could put it on. That's my biggest thing with like shoes. Like, people forget that like a shoe will look good, but you really got to think about how you're going to pair the pants with it. If you put some skinny jeans on with these and I see you with a Montclair vest on, I'm grossing you. bro, the white ones are fire. If you're going full Cuevo with the Amiri's on,

that might be a look. No. But if you, if you like little yachtied those and put some fucking baggy ass, yes, what are you guys keeping in that pocket on the side? I'm putting fucking crack.

The blake. You could definitely fit like an A ball in there for show. No, for sure putting, you know. A lighter, you could go through TSA with that. I'm putting one of the matchbooks

in that pocket. Yeah, facts. All right, man. Let's go ahead and get it to the clothing. now because all right we we got something on here that is fucking nuts that yeah i don't know if mac added it but he he got it on there i see it okay okay for sure all right let's start off first with the denim tiers what ming ming the tiger of harlem collection i for sure thought it said mind of the tiger i do want to congratulate but i think it meant mine

uh denim tears for being chosen as the the uh outbreaking or the the upcoming designer the Live show all over again. I did have white calm, man, my fault. Ooh, I can... You know Blasie got the fan. Yeah, bro. No, that jacket is him Kardashian. Hold on, what's going on?

Wait, those aren't leather. It's like a... It's like a wax almost. It's a good, no, it's a print, a reflective... It's a metallic foil on it. Yeah. Metallic foil application. Good leftover pants.

And the boots are cold, too. It almost looks like a... Like a striped camo. It does, yeah. You know? Or like a cheetah print, but like with the... Or tiger. Or tiger.

It is mine of the tiger. Oh, yeah, you're right. Ming of the tiger. Bro, that's not cheetah's this right here. No, see, that's true. I just said it was the tiger striped cameo. That's exactly what it was. No one's talking to you.

Yo, I like that jacket. That jacket is fire. This shit cold. I'm not going to hold. Wait, can you go to the head? Pause. Okay, yeah. That's interesting.

This jacket is fire. That be a hoodie. Is the beanie a part of the thing? No, I think it looks like ODB. Yeah. Me a lighter? Damn, that shit's fire, bro. I mean I'm gonna

It's like a little bit in the corner Ben you know it's fucked up I made like a suit like this for high rollers Where like well not I made it but Oh the orange sweater I've seen the yellow version the black one Really you guys think this is fire? It feels very simple

Well it's just like it's it's a it's a really nice High quality knit sweater I've also like I have a different Point of view on shit because I've seen this shit in real life Like I've seen the like when Actually last time when I was at Dover Street Getting that You got crushed by the cockroach.

Yeah, when I got stabbed by the cockroach, they have this same knit sweater and different colors. Wait, hold on, can we go back? I like how I've never seen a knit sweater have the bottom border be so... The ribbing? The ribbing be so large.

That's why it's fire. That's crazy. You know, you just want to have fun with it. That's what's called. I'm telling you, bro, it's so heavy. It's such good quality. The, like... How much is it?

Probably like less than 200. Okay. That's worth of the picture. Like 175. For that quality, it's... I would say because like I wore that yellow one on the Tuesday show I think last week and that was denim tears that was probably like 200 that one's cold bro I need this fit like the pants because you could wear the pants separately and you can wear the jacket separately I could see wearing that whole are you think the whole fit together is too much no I think you can only wear the full fit together once or twice and then you have to like separate them yeah and separate it yeah it's fire though or wear them separately and then one day come with it bro good quarters. it is Ming. Oh, it is

Ming. Wow. Maybe it's a play on mind of the tiger, but Ming of the Tiger. I guess. All right. Well, it didn't say of.

It just said Ming the tiger. So maybe that's a name. I'm definitely favored. The tiger's name is Ming. I can see Ralphie shooting a good video in this. Yeah, from head to toe with the same fiddle.

Leming. Leming. Honestly, yeah, that's a really good Le Ming on me why I'm going to be in. It's a good long sleeve polo. And honestly,

we got to bring that shit back as a culture. I'm fucking with all the long. See polos. Shout to Ezokes. He's in hitting with all of a sudden. He's not trying to play him. What a coincidence.

There's a five in the background because it's like those 54. We definitely are on that right now for show. I'm on my polo like rugby. Like I'm on that right now. That shit's fun, huh? Going on eBay and looking at that shit. You guys still rocking jerseys nowadays? Bro, I love a good half zip, bro.

Quarter is it dumbass? Quarter. You always do this. How would it be a quarter? It's a quarter. It's not halfway through. Your body, bro. It's damn near to the.

Half sip. Oh, I look you. That shit's fire. Good graphic. I'm not going to lie. That's a good, that's a good graphic. That is. That's a black of guy.

I was just about to say, like, that's definitely like came out the office. I wish. Yeah, man. Need some bread. Ming Tiger of Harlem? Let me just hit that, actually. From 2000 to 2019?

Wait, what? This tiger died? This, damn, rest in peace. Yeah, I know. If you lived 19 years, I feel like that's a lot for a tiger. No, I feel like the tigers are like like 40 or some shit. You think so?

They're giant ass. That would be. kind of sad if they only lived 20 years. A lot of animals don't live that long, bro. Thanks to us. In the Hollywood Hills, we had these, we had these cougars that were... B-22.

Yes, but there was a multiple, like 10, 15 years ago, there was multiple of them. Throughout the years, they've been getting hit by cars, killed. He doubled his... They just killed the last one, dude. Eight to ten? I'm waiting, like, is he going to look over ever? Do you think it was warranted for the... Honestly, from the video...

Did you see the video? From the video, I saw that type of... that cougar. He ate a chihuahua or some shit. No, no, no, he was, some person got home from work and they were, like, parking in their garage, and they hopped out their car, their dog hopped out the car, and the cougar just tried to fucking

basically eat their dog. And this dude had to, like, kick him away and, like, shoo him away, and then they had to put him down, which, it sucks, well? What would happen, bro, if you saw beans getting eaten by a cougar? That's not I'm saying, are you talking about a sad, nigga. Honestly, I think it was eating your fucking dog, you would... We are taking over the land

of the cougars, and it's like, we live in their land. I'm trying to find the land of the cougars. What fuck is that? We're there. There's no more anymore. Yeah, I know. Basically, R&P, the Coopers of Hollywood, dude. There's no more.

That was the last one. That was the last wild cougar we had. But that's kind of like crazy to think that like, bro, like, that's some third world country shit. That's not third world country shit. Yes, you'll be seen some third world video for like tigers going through the market and shit like India or something or like fucking elephants just walking through the street. Is that what you think about when when you see it?

I feel like when you see a cougar and an elephant, it shows that the environment and the ecosystem is thriving things are going well if all the animals are dead and all I see a cigarette butts it's like you kind of a fucked up place yeah no you're right I mean you can eat birds and fucking we're fucking there's only want and pigeons and rats are not a good like you know uh diet sign of a sign of a ecosystem or diet either quit eco shaming yeah you're definitely eco-shaming I know at some point I'm just going to move out to the middle of nowhere let me I could see you go I could see you go off the grid one me let me let me out fishamed the new Bury and a Boys Club drop. Can you score down a little bit?

Alpha shame. I'm ready to do that. Boring that Boys Club Winter Collection number two. Okay. Out now via their website. Let's go. Let's check this out. My stomach is rumbling and tumbling. I know. I know. I'm excited for this food. I'm so hungry. Yeah, me too.

Whoa, this kind of fire, actually. Yeah. I like the top part, the crew neck or the... Yeah, the jacket? You're talking about the jacket? The jacket? The varsity jacket. The varsity jacket. There you go. I like it. No, I ain't fucking with it. No? Yeah. I'm just like, eh. So we've seen it already. Next.

Sorry. You got a lighter. I have to say, I'm not the biggest fan of billionaire boys. I used to be. I used to be. It always seemed kind of cringe to me. Billionaire boys club. Like, I like the OG shit.

You know how many billionaires there are? And I bet you none of them are wearing billionaire boys club. Let them believe, brother. He's such a hater. Is everyone that's a harmonious man, harmonious? Yeah, that's a fact. I hope so. Are you even harmonious?

I'm on my path to it. I'm on my path to harmony. Yeah. I'm on my path to eharmonie.com. Oh, my God, for cougars. Filter of the cougars. Oh, it's glow in the dark. Or it's like neon print of some sort.

Like, neon print just left the ray with a neon bitch. Just look like they filmed this at like fucking Kanye's like fucking Bobby Astros. I was going to say it looks like it said Bobby Astros. It looks like they filmed it in the fucking. like Kanye Wyoming Warehouse. Oh yeah. That t-shirt is hard, though. I love a good hand t-shirt.

This looks like they literally took this off your website and then put their own spin on it. I rock with it. Kind of also like suede right there? The designer behind all these shirts. He's like, yeah, I don't know. I wish. It's kind of like two plain.

I also want to say, man, free suede. Again? Yeah, he had to turn himself in this morning. No, before Christmas. Damn, that sucks. He's probably able to hold my boy down, though. He was probably able to do, like, The last spot he went to was the office.

We kicked it for a minute, man. Shout out to my boy. That's far. I kind of like that design, to be honest. I'm sorry, but I'm not a big kind of billionaire boys club, but I like that design. It's like it's cool to me. You don't have to be sorry, bro. I like the sketch.

Like, are you even a brand if you're not releasing a shyski? Just a random shiasty on them? That's true. The BBC Shishie. I need to buy myself a shi-stie already. I think... Is it too late? Yeah, walk down Melrose with your fake jewelry on and your shi-stie.

No one will rob me then. But if you have, like, a clutch bag, they might also might, like, double take you. This one's all right. The jacket, yeah? Nah. It's all right. Bro, you're going to wear that to a party? I would wear this jacket I'm wearing to a party.

I would wear that bubble mask to a party. Yeah, that'd be hard. During COVID, that'll be quick. Okay. Hold on. We need to talk about this. You want to announce this or you want? Yeah, let's announce it real quick.

All right, go for it. What? Okay. Shout out to Avant Space, first of all. No, it's going to be the what the fuck segment of the week. For real. Damn, we should do that. Yeah.

That's good. That's good. This will be the start of it. Yeah. Shout out, my boy, Braggie. I know you're watching this in traffic. We need a what-the-fug moment. Go on Avon space.

Go on stay grounded. You're on TikTok. Shout to stay grounded, bro. Yeah, no. No, yeah. Shout out to both of them. Yeah, honestly. But look, so I'm on Instagram earlier today.

I'm just scrolling through, you know what I'm saying? I stop by Avant space like I usually do. And I see this void, void. void rain carnations three headed red eyes black dragon Yu-gio inspired custom pair of jeans

now they're confusing this shit makes no sense they're not jeans like no one's wearing these bro like what the fuck I feel like only I could wear those but this is my thing with my third legs I need to see

yeah these they were tailor made for you they heard our episode yo the balls is just fucking I know the balls too they're just like big ass cutouts of like leather like lightning strikes and shit

but this is what I'm thinking it's like bro even if you could put your legs through them like all three of it how is it gonna yeah that's inappropriate that's me bro

they know my struggles how is the pink it's not funny when you do it Why is it pink in the toilet? It's not funny when you claim it, but when we, like, make you feel uncomfortable? Yeah, sexual harassment. Why is the water pink in the toilet? That's another question.

It's like, you know, oh, I'm pissing out lean. So they had you model this year. Yeri. Wait, is it a flap or is it a leg? Like, could you choose to put your leg in those and have the right one, you know, empty? Like, no, you can tell literally the legs are on each side. It's just a flap. I think it's just a flap.

I feel like it's sexual harassment just to wear that. Like, you can't wear that to wear that. Is it sitting on the toilet or is it just so big there? Is it like Yuri swag or it's on the sitting on top of the toilet? It's sitting on the rim of the toilet. Oh, no, man. This is Yuri's everyday life right here. Bro, you can't shit and piss like at the same time with something like that.

You definitely have to put those down to your ankles. Bro, that's a good Halloween costume. Hold on. My whole thing is, is like, bro, like the world is coming to a point where we have too much clothes in this fucking world. This is the most ridiculous thing of, like landfill space and shit. This is literally the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my side of love. They're making kids somewhere in China literally.

sew this shit up for a couple quarters, bro, just to make this bullshit. Yeah, I know it, right? Hey, so if they sent you this pair for free, you guys not wearing it? Not even for an episode of this. Okay, okay. I would definitely post a picture wearing them. It's funny. Oh, some funny shit.

But that's it, but that's like, it's humor. I have to take a shit so bad. You would have to, like, cuff yours. For how much it costs? I'm going to do the out-order thing. Oh, okay. For how much that shit costs, I feel like it's not worth to, to, to, dude, like, can you look how?

That's so much material. I bet you that $300 at least or something like that. No, yeah, I just seek that like, oh, all of a sudden. This bathroom trip is going to take 10 minutes longer now. All right, Halisphol. We'll see you later, bro. Nice. We'll see you later, asshole.

Or crewneck, uh, as though. It says what's ho-ho-ho. Where the ho-ho-ho-ho's at? Oh, shit. Blasey design? Festivus for the rest of us. You know what I'm saying? Blasy Christmas design right there.

Yeah, for sure, for sure. Man, let me drop that. Why not? Shit. I'm God. Hey, not, but shout to Ezzo, man. For y'all that do not know,

this is the office barber. He cuts no jumper. He cuts the sandbox. He's cut everybody from the president of Uruguay to fucking... You feel me here. Swade.

Sway, everybody, man. I'm still waiting on Adam. Man, pull up, man. Let me go ahead. Put a fade on you. I'm afraid of your team. Yeah, man. He keep running, man.

The year almost over with. What's going on? The year almost over with? Maybe next year, I know. I got this 20, 23 goals for sure. No, but I wonder, like, so is the, the designer of this piece, like, was his intention just to go viral just to be a stupid?

Like, did his older brother give him like $100 to start a project and he made this? No, you know what I think it is? It's like, I think it is to go viral, yes. But you know how fashion brands, when they release a new drop? They have the runway show where they have the ridiculous, like, huge size clothes that obviously no one could ever wear. But they use that as a statement piece to, you know, bring attraction or bring an audience to the actual. actual drop, which is normal clothes. So he's taking the runway perspective on it.

I'm thinking maybe he's showcasing his creativity. Exactly. Maybe he's showcasing his creativity and doing the runway approach. Well, check out these fire jeans. And then also I have these shirts and these other normal jeans available. Well, now that you explain it like that, honestly, I'm still a little disappointed because I don't think anyone should waste their time. You can even tell, like, in the details where those fins are at, like, there was somebody literally on their fucking Tuesday afternoon. They had to cut that shit, bro. And I don't think anyone should be I don't think anyone's job should be that.

How do you know he didn't do himself? If he did it himself, I honestly respect it just a little bit more. Yeah. I don't respect. He honestly has just a little bit of respect points, but you were bedazzling your own shoes back in the day. Yeah, but I didn't add another fucking dick hole for my shoes. You know what I mean? Like this is like some crazy shit.

Also, is it only male side, you know, are we going to be able to see some of our lady and friends wear these? Oh, yes. I know. If a girl wears that, it's like, shit, how do you... Jiggly puff? What happens? That's jiggly puff? For the ladies?

Well, jigglypuff is on Yu-Gi-o. No, but... It could be a Pokemon thing. Yeah. No, I don't want to see women wearing jiggly puff like bottoms. That'd be random. I don't think I'd be able to deal with that shit, bro. What's like a Yu-Gi-o character that is known for having a big butt?

That should be the thing. I literally could not name you single U-GEL. Other than Blue Eyes White Dragon or in Dark Medition, I don't know. U-Gio was like a game that literally, I don't think I ever, I was probably interested in it for like two years growing up. And I don't think I ever spent any time researching how to properly play. Me and my homies are just based off like whose card was the hardest. And all of us, we'd have fucking like binders of like nothing but you go get card.

You were more of a collector. But I don't know, I don't even know where none of that shit went. Yo, this sounds very nerdy. I sold my whole stack. I used to be the guy who played it. 50 bucks? Hell yeah. You fuck.

That's back there. It's a middle school. You should have a fucking Tune Town in Downey, that one spot? Nika, Norwalk, get it straight. Oh, my God. The walk. The walk, baby. Yeah, to Poland.

Yeah, exactly. Oh, God. You be out the walk for show. Yeah, hell of yeah. Bro, you know what's funny is I remember when I was a little kid, I had a collection of Pokemon cards, and my sisters were just on my ass telling me, Yuri, you need to grow the fuck up already and, like, become, you know, like, you're going to high school now. You got to grow up and, like, you know, get rid of your childish ways, right?

That show was really sticking in my head. You're fucking with Yu-Gio until 18? I was fucking with Yu-Gio for a minute, bro. I used to go to the library and multiple other places to go meet up with people to play Yu-Gio and like, you know, groups of people to play Yu-Gi and shit like that. And I stopped that, but I was still collecting Pokemon cards. And then at one point, my sisters were just on my ass telling me like, yo, this child, just get over it, right? And then at one point, I had this, like, weird, like, movie-type moment where, like, my parents were telling me, like, we're going to Venice Beach this weekend, right? I'm like, for sure, I took all my Pokemon cards with me.

And when we got to the beach and we were, like, we're walking down the beach. pier, I was like, it's over. And I fucking, like, threw all my Pokemon cards off the pier and littered and, you know, destroyed the environment. I didn't think of it that way as a kid. I do. It was, dude, that's how dramatic it felt to me as a kid, like going, I need to stop this Pokemon card shit.

And I just threw it into the fucking ocean. I don't think I ever really obsessed over anything like that. That's, that's pretty crazy. And now I regret it. Now if I, you, like, had like a set up at the pier, windy day. And you just fucking. Brugst in your fucking card. If I can go back, I would just tell a little.

you're like, bro, just put them under your bed and just don't touch them. The closest story I got to that was like, I was playing Roomscape from like maybe like fourth grade to like ninth grade. And in ninth grade, uh, I was, I was already 99 out wood cutting. Oh my God. I had been putting my hours in like one thing about my mom, I guess it's just like Hispanic families or so shit. But like she never wanted to put her credit card information on the fucking internet for me. She thought I was a scammer or something like that. My mom still like that.

Oh God, bro. They just got some superstition. Yeah. Long story short, that was the only thing she ever spent her debit card on was like for me to be a member. Long story short, I was over that shit by ninth grade. You feel me? I was skating and everything at that point. And I just traded that shit for someone to do my homework the whole year.

Bro, people sell the Roodscape accounts for thousands of dollars, especially if they're that old from like, you know, 2009 or something. Oh, yeah. No, I had a class of. You. Yeah, he got Vell in the room. Let's go with you, bro. He taught me how to fry chicken the other day. Merry Christmas, man.

Yeah, Merry Christmas, dude. That's crazy. Anyways, how long do you think House one's going to take with this spoof? Because technically we only have 16 minutes left on this podcast because we have to end early today, guys. We finished his running a thing to do. Whether he's here like the last two minutes,

honestly, I don't think he's going to pull up. I think he's honestly got started grabbing you like a plate. I know. To be honest. If there's food out there right now already, I'm be kind of bummed because I'm hungry right now. No, Val just said you need two plates. There's going to be no food left.

None. I thought you guys ate. Vell, shut up. You for real? Hell not, Bill. Bro, my stomach started twisting right now. He said, I thought you guys ate. No, dude. No, I don't know. Listen. I eat checks mix on this table. Yes, you guys. For the people that are tuning in, no jumpers set up, but really, they said like a banquet tonight. It's like some nice tables. They had somebody set balloons. There's the whole photo corner.

Bro, we had a Christmas party last year. There's an ice coat shirt? There's an ice coat shirt? No way. Is it Adam? And like the waters, the drinks are coming out of his dick or some shit? No. Well, you would love that. You'd be like, go, go, go, go.

Shut the fuck up. Yo, honestly, we had a Christmas party last year, right? And it was cool. And I wasn't invited, but that's cool. I think you were there. It was very cool and it was chill. But this, what's going on out there is immaculate. It's very fire.

And then not only that, but we've never done Secret Santa before. Housephone leaked the fact that I was, you know, he was my Secret Santa and he gave me this gift. And I appreciate him for it. But we're going to go out there and have this family type. moment where we're like, who's each other secret Santa? Oh, you know, you come up, Donnie, Riley. I don't know. It's just like, oh my God.

You know what sucks is like... We're going to feel like like a family for an hour. I'm so excited. Honestly, this is like my second family. Like my first family is my office, but like I come over here and it's like I make sure to come at least an hour before like fucking show just because it's, I love talking to the homies. Yeah.

I feel like I'm part of this office sometimes, even though I'm only here once a week. You have the sandbox on the side. But, like, I have, you know, it's me and Riley. And then everyone else I talk to is basically, you know, an affiliate of no jumper. It's just like, it's kind of time just like a normal job. Because usually at a normal job, you're like, fuck my coworkers. They're a bunch of assholes. Like, I'm going to do my own thing and hang out with my homies.

But, like, it's really, these are my hobbies, you know. It's pretty harmonized on this thing. Like, I think like everybody just fucks with each other. Bro. Everyone gets along. No matter who you're sitting at the table with, you could talk to for a moment. You know what I mean? It's always good.

Oh, anyone gets beating in FIFA. I disrespected the whole editing bay. Yo, I was gonna bring this up earlier when House one said something about like you mounting his TV or some shit. In the streaming room, bro, did you see the TV? That TV? You got an 85 inch TV on there. That's huge.

No, it's like a hundred inch. It's the giantest TV I've ever seen. And not only that, it's mounted on the wall and it's adjustable. I'm like, bro, that thing has to be like 500 pounds. It's so long. It's bigger than this blanket, dude. I love a good TV.

That's my favorite thing on Earth. Dude, they were playing Smash Bros. on it? Watch TV. And I was like, but you, I literally can't work unless I have a TV in front of me like. Playing what?

I'll be playing YouTube. Yeah, no. Okay. I'll literally play just have, I just love. I play king right here. Or like all airplay like when I got on my laptop.

You know what I mean? That's just just like airplay changed my life single handedly. Riley looks stressed out for just being out there for two seconds. Is there food out there, Riley? Had they got started eating? No one's eating yet? No. Okay.

Oh, man. Donnie, don't let them eat anything Don't worry about it. He's about eating all this shit right now. I know, dude. I hope there's corn on a cob, dude. Why? You little corn baby? I fucking love corn, dude.

How do I eat it? Like that? Yeah, from side to side, up and down. No, wait, what the fuck? What other way is there to eat it? You put it down your mouth. Oh, you're a little creative. I've seen creative ways to eat corn on a cob.

You would know, nigga. Oh shit, house phones back. There we go. Oh, they doubted. How's your, how's your food, dude? The homie doubted your existence. Bro, we got a whole fucking, I mean, you can stay if you want, bro. Oh.

No, uh, well, actually the headphones don't work. That's the only thing. Blasey said it was already let you tell it up. That's over holding it down, man. As old cuts. I was off for pulling up and making sure niggas got a lot lineup before the show because I was definitely looking a little crazy. I need to get my haircut, bro.

People were roasting me when I was doing the stream with Adam the other day. They were like, bro, shit looks, uh, not good. I don't understand like white people's hair, so like you look fine to me. Like you look like you got a lineup. You think so? What about my cut? Yeah, no, you're always crispy, bro. It looks like you have a tiny little Edgar going on.

No, I don't. Listen, the homies is handsome. That's the only reason why y'all are the homies. Whoa. So you're shallow. I'm shallow. I'm not hanging out with ugly niggas. I do feel that.

We don't hang out with ugly niggas, broke niggas, weird niggies. All my ugly homies will tell you. I think I was old rapy. It's a lot. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, like, redact. Redacted niggas I could go both hands

On what type of niggas we don't hang out You gotta check them boxes off Man you gotta shit yeah No if you check any of those boxes You're hey you're too ugly to be my home Yeah you too ugly Dusty you're scaring off the hose Hey all the ugly homies

All the ugly homies will tell you They get invited nowhere Wow am I the ugly homie I know we didn't get invited to say your birthday Neither of us yeah That's what to George to decide He was like No George definitely did

want me in the background of his wedding pictures. George thought we were ugly. Well, that's up to him. I think, you know, y'all are like, you know, some, some well-versed-looking individuals. Rate me one through ten right now. Truly, like, a four? That's fucked up. That's kind of true.

But every time we do a poll. Every time we do a poll, he gets the highest every time. I mean, that's like irony. What? What's going on? It's because you have, like, this, like, you know, you have like this, like, stoner-cheek vibe. Honestly, bro.

Like, you give me like 2005 like Ashton Coucher vibes. Probably because I'm wearing this t-shirt on top of a long sleeve right now. Keep it real though. Tie-dye long. Keep it real though. Keep it in a high with y'all.

What do you already mean? I'm gonna give you a solid eight, bro. Just off of personality. You gave me a four, so I'm gonna be honest too. Mm. All right. Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, yeah. Two out of ten. How? What the fuck? We got a hater in a race. No, you gave me a four. You gave me a four. It's average.

No, four is not. Five is average Four is not avi Yeah, five is Bro, this isn't high school It's not an age You know with the leather pants I'll give you a three

Bro, you are hating right now On the kid Bro, you can't start to hate And they say he's hating You gave the homie a four You gave the homie a fake my boy That's crazy No, you can give the homie a fucking four

You can give you like All right, you're a two then, motherfucker Oh, you're a one then, dude No hell of that You're a negative 10 Yeah, bro honestly speaking about negative 10 I want to change the subject

and make it a plus 10 What? My boy Has Something to show you Me I got you for Sigur santa Oh shit

Being leaked Fuck all right The info has been leaked Why you don't want to open it I know I'm nervous Oh This is hard

Bro Oh The NBA finals fit in Oh Okay, hold on Oh, and there's a pin on top as well Oh shit It got the crazy like royal flush

With the dice pin Oh, that's fine I'm not gonna lie, that shit Honestly, it kind of matches my fit right now Seven three quarters, that's crazy Hold on I like the blue bottom And we got a t-shirt too

Stop put, whoa The vintage Chucky t-shirt Oh, not the Chucky Whoa, this is hard, bro That is fire Hey, this is fire With the Not the tour date on the

that. Shout out to my fucking nigga. You know what, bro? Did you go this crazy on your Tijuana? Nah, this nigga went crazy. Bro, this is literally,

I hope I did. This is literally my swag to a fucking T. It's so crazy. No, it is for sure. You snapped. You went all out. I think honestly.

This is the most thoughtful one I've seen. I think you broke the rules. You might have went over a hundred bucks. You definitely might have went over a hundred bucks, bro. You went crazy. This is $140. He said that no jumper check being good now, dude.

All right. All right. Listen. I DM Riley. earlier. How dare you? Yo, wait,

wait, can I tell you why? This show has turned to a crazy Almighty, why are yes. Oh my God. I DM Riley earlier because I was trying to

get your fucking shoe size dork. Oh, wait, why you need his shoe size? Because that was gonna originally get him shoes. Oh,

oh, you already did your secret. I'm tripping. Yeah. High rollers. Whoa. What? Shit, I'd still be down.

I don't know. But look, but look. I'll get you another gift. But this is the thing, though. I don't have half sizes. and I know that you were a 10 and a half

and I don't remember if I gave you a 10 or an 11 so and I also my nigger Richie we didn't link up until after the warehouse The warehouse closes it Matt early closes at like 430 Like they lead So we we probably linked up at what

Like 445 or some shit like that So I was like fuck it I'll just get them like tomorrow But now He wears your same size Well you know And you already accepted your getting I feel like, yes, exactly.

I'm already beyond happy with what I got, and I feel like he for sure deserves it. But you know what? If I got two pair, then it's really Christmas. You could give him, like one shoe and give me the other. We could half-rock him.

Listen, can I take a pair, though? Listen, I'm going to go to the warehouse tomorrow and I'm going to get as many as I can get right. Just know this is, just know these are coming out of my personal pocket because my partner's not fucking with me. If it's too much,

giving away a bunch of shoes. If it's too much. much, don't worry about it, dude. It's completely fine. Because I already have two pairs of high rollers. I'm beyond happy with those. Paid for one. Drink out of a shoe for another. No, but this is the thing, though. I'm not being stoked already. I don't think you got any of the ones with the newer soul. I think you need the new ones. Oh, shit.

Or, you know, you know what? If y'all wait, I will literally bless everybody because I have to. Okay, that's scary because you've said that before. Yeah, you be lying. You told AD he would get a custom pair of high rollers. I can still do that. Bro, you don't know how many trucks I've ran across, gone to the backup. and just didn't see my order.

Bro, you have never paid for a shoot and I would never make you pay for it. Bro, you don't ship orders. Oh, let you tell it. I ship orders every day. Yeah, niggins be in the comments of our show every week. Oh, they don't.

Yeah, drop your order number in the comments today, guys. Oh, and God, hey, drop your order number number, we salute in. Let me know the status of that at home, man. Let me go to status. Seven weeks waiting, still patiently waiting. Yeah, that's for my fucking tent talks team, motherfucker.

Oh, my God. Every time he prints, like, yo, what's that guy's number again? I'm like, bro, like, fucking 5, 6,6, 818. Come on. God damn. No, you're right. That's facts. Apologies to the 10th.

Bro, you have, like, two orders. You're, like, so stressed out about the last time. It's literally four orders. And I feel bad. It just have these four. For these four people, it's not that we only have four words, but these just for these four people, I'm lagging from them. I think for the last five minutes, we should.

It's all about communication. If you just let them know, hey, we had, uh, fucking production problem or whatever it is it's taking a long time if you update them and let them know so they know that you like give a fuck that's all they care about well we already refunded to that's what i'm saying like as long as you as long as you like what do you mean why bro go print that shit it is i i i'm waiting for egg well i guess he said he was able to link up today during this is the guy you're disconnected i'm like oh i can't do it's yeah my my boy lagging on your Bro, finding a fucking good, like, reliable printer?

In this game, talk is cheap. Well, do it's because I'm ordering fucking five shirts. If you're ordering 600, you're probably going to get them on time. They probably might take even longer to do your 600. The five shirts are just like 30 minutes, you know? That's what I'm saying. They might take it even longer for your 600, you know? But like, the thing is, it's very hard to come across the, because a good screen printer is busy and a busy screen printer is good.

Ooh. Wow. That's deep. Ooh, I just made that one. Should we end it off on that? Why are you so hungry, my boy? Now I get a buster. Six more minutes.

Listen up. I'm gonna talk into it like this quickness. You don't know shit. What's the business? I think it's like eight o'clock guys. I fucking on these holes. I got fitness. We have to finish at eight.

Oh, we're finishing at eight? For the party. I thought the party started at nine. No, there's an ice culture out there melting. There's an ice culture out there. I've seen it. Listen up. Let me go and kick this freestyle.

Quick though. I'm gonna go and hit you with the fist though. Lit though. And I got to go. Take a shot. shit, bro. Again? I'm a fucking bread came from crypto again. You could

tune in like you watching you PN. She'd be acting like you with a friend. Daddy, where you want a nut? I said, Jo Chin. Um. And you know I had a land this plane like Bin Laden. You asked me what I wanted for Christmas I said ahead.

And I ask you to sign here. You said, where's the pen? I then pull up in the bitch in the back. We had the den. Now listen up, my friend. I'll pull up in the Honda. I ain't pull up in the bins. And I said, yo,

give me a hundred bucks times 10. Mm. The bitch said, fuck you. I said, when? I said,

get the fuck out of here. You're fucking on my Zen. I said, a thinky, juicy J drinking on juice and gin. And to be frank, you ain't Ben.

Yeah. That mean you ain't a hundred. You're, Yuri and Austin looking for a husband. And you didn't even to know who you are. Does he know who you are?

You can't even drive a freaking car. Yuri, you need to really take a break on them bars. Okay. You need to take a break on chewing tobacco tar. I never do, though. Yuri be sipping so much lean, they call him Pluto. Wow. Blasie took me on the first date and we went to the zoo, though.

I have been... How do you fucking talking about me wearing the same shoes, bro? I have... Yeah, I have bitches after dinner screaming. like, who no? And I got a mexin bitch. She's making me minuto. Supreme Miko, I got from the zoo, though. They said, who's a two out of ten in the room? Blasie said, you know. You know. And every time we're talking about who get bitches, we know you don't.

I was a point that you always just rapping. I don't want no bitches because I have a lovely queen. You get no hoes. Wait, wait, hold on. He don't want no bitches because he got a lovely queen. I'm with almighty suspect and we pouring up some lean. You need to brush your teeth Because your breath is obscene My shit's obscene

I used say you drink Trist But I see you pouring up green Oh And how the fuck you claim in that But you're living through the screen I don't know what you're talking about I'm gonna get in between Wait hold on

I meant the pause though I don't fuck the couple bitches outside the Costco You don't got shit man I used to have a white bitch She was a pog though She was a pog though House phone really How many hoes you fuck to Apollo

Hey you on your gay shit you and your little nose flow. Nosflow. And I'm getting kind of nauseous. I don't fuck the couple bitches that called me Christopher Columbus. Columbus. They asked me what I'm working on. I said, Arambus. This nigga

be trying to stretch his raps out. Like a nigga with a big head, you need to stretch your cap out. Stress your cap out. Long ass porn. I don't stretch the fap out. I'm on the way to your bitch crib. I need to map out. If I saw a blaszee on the streets, I'd for sure have to whack out. Have you ever Have you ever lied on the stand to stress the cap out?

Blasie was so horny he hit me up to get the sap out. I've been getting money since they made fucking smash mouth. And I heard you was off the perk trying to get the scratch out. And I need Lush to go ahead and spit a couple lines. Yeah. I used to be. I had a couple bitches that looked a couple fine. If you want to talk about some nickels, I got a couple dimes.

If I pull up with a bitch, we'll probably end up doing a couple lines. With a Latina bitch having a margarita lemon lime. If I'm cooking a steak, you know I'm going to add some time. I love my grandma. She had a friend named Clementine. And if I buy a bitcheroli, I'm not trying to give her no time. I didn't bill with a couple of holes fucking where the sun don't shine. And you know if you go anywhere with Blasie, you're going to hear someone whine.

And every time Blasie be rab, I'm like, that don't rhyme. And every time you see me in the mirror, you're like, that boy, fine. You hear my stomach, that shit's rumbling. And you should have been seen my washer machine straight tumbling. Oh my God. Not for real, though. My stomach straight bubbling. I hear there's ice machines.

Yes. That's rumpin skins. There's turkey legs out there. No, there isn't. I all I saw was cookies. And I was like, Josh Kagan was like,

you know what? I got one. I wouldn't put it past behind you. I'm like for sure. Let me grab this bitch. I don't want to fucking cookie. I need some food. No,

I'm down to get full off cookies tonight. No. I'm going to go to a guy in coma. Is the ice sculpture really? I'm gonna start having a seizure. I want some lobster mag, man. That's here? It better,

I'm manifesting. Bro, if it's lobster mac, we're gonna wait three hours again until we get it. Bro. You know they're gonna do us grimy, too. Like,

they're gonna start without it. No, yeah, every time. We're on see them in the past. It's like, oh, dude, you're, who, what do you want?

Like, you're not on the menu. I mean, you're not on the list. That nigga tell him, making me fucking pull out my ID and sign in every time I'll come. No, he makes me fucking cough twice.

I'm just joking. Spread. I'll tell you what's going on. I've heard horror stories of how hard it is to get past Tone and every time I see him he's like, Yari, I'm like, yo, what I'm saying? Tones put me in cuss before. Yo, pause.

That's crazy. Oh my good. I think I got the best secret Santa gift. I'm not going to lie. We haven't seen anybody else's, but I can't say that at the bed. I can cold. I ain't going to lie. No, no, no.

Yuri did come crazy with the Wakanda Forever. That was insane. The Wakanda Forever Monopoly set. You read there was like. Hopefully you'll invite us. silver so we could all play it. No, look, as soon as I get a couch, that's just going to take four

months. First of all, bitch-ass, nigga. I, uh, my couch is on to the script. I got to pre-trial. I got to prove for an IKEA credit car. Let's go. So we'll be getting a couch from there. The gift I gave to Blasies on the floor already being stomped on. Yeah, you got the home.

You literally stomped out the fucking gift the homie gave you, bro. Look at that one. That shit's bent the fuck up. Bro, your shit's bent the fuck. You're fucking. You're fucking Fender. been to fuck up from... I said it was $3,

but it was actually $300. Blasie. How do you feel now? What? It was actually $300 for that box. No, this shit wasn't, bro. This shit was literally...

You went to, like, Venice Beach and, like, 10 push-ups for this shit, bro. Like, no mind it. You definitely... You definitely was, like, hanging out with fucking Tocke.

I'm super excited about this shit, though, bro. Thank you so much. I'm literally gonna go to my office. Boy, it says you could stretch your arm out. Oh. What the fuck?

Honestly, honestly, next episode, it has a bong. It's like a bong, bomb. Over 200 tricks you can learn. Oh, bro, you're about to be lit as a little day. You can be busy, dude. All right, Joe. Let's go, man. Let's get the fuck out here. Everyone, have a good one.

Have you good. Happy holidays. Happy holidays. On the first day of Christmas, my year he gave to me. Wakanda monopolies. On the second day of Christmas, my blasey gave to me. All right, y'all. All right, peace. Hey, follow my new Instagram.