No Jumper - Disconnected Ep. 55
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Jumper.
And no cap, this is episode 55.
Episode 5.5.
Featuring us.
Featuring the same people.
As always, GCOV.
Yes.
Anyways, we're back.
We're back.
But listen, most importantly, this is the last episode of the year.
Jesus Christ.
Like, it's crazy that I'm really not going to be here until next year.
Like, what the fucker are we going to do this time in between?
That's the most important.
going to talk about all day today is the fact
that it's the last episode of the year.
I just, I also want to say that like, you know,
hold on, I want to make this.
What do you mean?
Christmas?
What?
Okay, so look, here's my,
put your headphones on, so you can hear what you're saying right now.
I don't think I'll ever hear what I'm saying.
No, but I just want to say like, you know,
you should have had headphones on on the live show.
I should have just had water at the live show.
You had a wok.
Them water.
Tris, but white cloth.
No, but, you know,
I just want to say that this year has been hella great.
You know, I feel like this is the first.
This is really like the one year anniversary of disconnected
because like the first three episodes were like,
you know, we weren't too sure.
Like the running joke was like,
oh, I don't know if I was pulling up today.
I said that to like the 12th episode,
but I just want to say like, you know that survived all 22
on fucking camera, bro.
I didn't, you know what I'm saying?
If you told me last year, December 30th, like 2021,
like we were gonna do this shit a whole year I'll be like wow so I just want you know
give give a round applause for Yuri and houseful man and Blassey and also also for the
audience for everyone that watches us and also comments because these are the things that
you know keep us here oh yeah for show for sure you comment comment disconnected W
what was your what was your favorite moment of the of the disconnected year
of the disconnected year honestly so here's the thing right the other day
me in my office, I made the mistake of taking like shrooms in the morning.
Like someone gave me a piece of chocolate.
I was more interested in the chocolate aspect than the shrooms.
I love how adventures you are with drugs.
I'm not.
I kind of keep, I stay in my front yard.
I hate those shoes already.
No, you definitely do not.
Bro, what?
I'm not like out of DXM and shit like that.
Usually when I think of shrooms, I'm thinking I need to schedule two days in advance, one day
of shrooming and one day of recovery.
No, but kind of-
If it was an acid, I would feel you.
But look, my homie did me like a dog, like when you give a dog.
a pill you hide it inside of a muffin why this thing a blasties over here
fucking the homie was like you want chocolate you got drugged yes you're rick rossing
dogs he didn't tell you shroom chocolate he just said chum chocolate but you don't use the
hoodwork chocolate you just say shrooms that's what you're referring to so i was drugged off shrooms
on this two you knew it was shroom chocolate and to be honest with you bro it was fucking my head up
and we one thing led to another we start chuckling laughing you're like yo let's watch that one
roast battle so we start watching the roast battle that's part
my favorite thing, even though I was
like totally obliterated.
And you were, you know, going behind
Tokes back and you had already made
pre-made deals. Yeah, you was ever, you was waving a
white flag before it even started. That's true.
I was mentally kind of waving a white flag
because I didn't even pull up. Yes, I did pull up.
You were not in a lot. You did not pull up.
I pulled up, but I was, excuse me? I was
late. I did pull up. I was late.
Put your headphones on. I was like mentally waving the white flag where I was
thinking like, I don't know what I could bring to this. But then when I got
there, Blasey's like, I already talked to A.D.
It's all good.
They're not going to roast me.
They're going to go in on you and pot lord.
And I was like, oh, sick.
You already made like a, you know, got a YSL deal.
I was saying, because look, like, you know, I could give in.
Yeah, not definitely.
I gunned the situation for sure.
Typical Blasey move.
For real.
What the fuck?
No, but like, AD texted me on the site.
He was like, look, bro, like, you want to be part of this?
You just, you know, you can't give jokes back.
And then I just start hearing all these, like, these jokes getting like, and I watched it
on camera for the, you know, because I experienced it.
I didn't watch it again.
I watched it again.
like six months later and I'm like bro Tiro is still out of pocket for that oh yeah he came with the
whole PowerPoint presentation trying to yeah trying to uh dismantle your whole career i'm not trying to
like re spark this shit or anything like that but i was just watching that i'm like damn that is it got
intense and then the whole like pun and Josh moment like that was probably my favorite you want to
step outside and talk like a man oh my that was the highlight of that end of the day for the year
i thought josh was here and pot lord was on point he was roasting everybody but listen
Like this is one thing y'all got to understand like me and Pallor come from fucking
roast culture bro like me and him have probably went over 24 hours like at one time just
roasting each other non-stop this could Pottler strategy is like bro he'll say the most stupidest
thing but he'll he'll run it into the ground that you love it you definitely gone on missions
with your homies like an hour or two mission where the whole thing is just you guys talking
shit the whole time you know right no but walking driving or whatever it is
But listen, like, that's why I had no problem with, like,
letting pot Lord take the reins on that because I know that.
Don't act like you were like, you know what?
I'm going to leave it to you guys.
Why didn't she show up again?
I don't fucking remember.
Yeah, you didn't plan, like, you're, oh, Paul got this or whatever.
No, I didn't plan on not coming, but.
It just happened to.
It happened.
I wonder.
Yeah, because we technically won.
Hold on.
We also have had.
He won.
You guys didn't win shit.
You got me.
I didn't do nothing.
No.
I, I didn't, what?
How'd that.
Wait.
Forgive my brain here, but we also had a legendary producer on the podcast who produced for
Tupac.
Oh yeah, DJ Quick.
DJ quick.
There you go.
He's a rapper.
Not rapper.
I said producer.
Uh-huh.
That's what.
He said, what?
Bro, that was legendary.
I mean, I guess he's a producer too, right?
I mean, we had a, D. Savage is our most of these episodes.
I was going to say D.
D Savage is another moment as well.
That happened just so natural.
It was good.
It was fun the whole time.
We should bring him back one time.
They played him by not putting him on the thumbnail, though.
No, no, no, he's definitely in the thumbnail now.
Okay, that's good.
I think we should just like, we should just kick Podlord off again, make, make DeSavage the permanent fourth mic.
You think D Savage would be renting apartments?
What?
Oh my God.
Oh, you.
Hey, Twisty P.
Was that a, oh, my, that was the most legendary sequence of events.
We had Hellstar.
Like, this is one of my favorite brands.
I'm like so, he's like, he's saying this deep story about like, like, fuck you.
Quay, bro, you're a gatekeeper.
I tried to gate keep hell star for so long I remember I remember like I was receiving a
hell star on the low way before like anybody was even like trucks were invented yeah
before they were able to fall off the bag huh now but before before you were able to steal the
fucking uh before you get able to steal my package no but look but like like I was rocking that
shit for forever and then I remember like he had a fucking juice had gave me um like a
fat package or whatever right and tell me why like the next day or the next couple days after
i see fucking la baby little baby yeah wearing the fucking same shirt that i had just got from hell
star wow and that was like the first moment i was like what the fuck like they on some other shit
yeah and niggas just been no they've blown up since niggas been cock riding cock eating look who's
talking i'm not talking about you but you don't you happy though it's like it's that thing with uh no i'm
Gatekeeping. No, no, no, I'm not happy at all.
No, it's, I want to be the only one.
But they've had this argument for SoundCloud rappers where, like, you have this favorite underground rapper you have, right?
And then everyone fucks with them.
But once he actually is able to move out of the basement of his mother's house and actually afford himself some food, everyone's like, you switch stuff.
We're trying to play a little Tracy.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
I'm not playing little Tracy.
I'm just, well, okay, that's crazy.
I'm just saying that.
All that to say, you got to be happy for the success.
But all that to say that, like, I'm so happy.
I was just.
We were doing the, the hell star, no jump.
bumper interview, you know, asking him side by side.
He was getting this deep story about coming from like Starbucks cussling.
Bro.
And then twist.
He said he was working at Starbucks like last year.
You damn near just hear like a car crash outside like,
ah, fucking San Diego bitch.
Yeah, bro.
S.D. comes in blood, spewing out of his mouth.
All over my fucking blood everywhere.
Big pants and shit like that.
Everybody was like, oh my God, they were so scared.
And then there was reports at the office that like his toe was ripped off and like,
you know what?
like a tail or something like that report as well we need a foot update on twisty p's uh feet
twisty p send a picture of your feet in the dm's to one of us right now what is he do you guys
keep up with them like what is he do now every now and then he'll well what he'll do is
his instagram where he'll delete the content on there and he'll also like do the same thing on
ticot but he'll just come back with it with a new video sometimes you listen to draco
sometimes listening to summers it like there's no in between listen but all i got to say is hey hey
a problem, man.
I'm spinning off the perks like I'm a laundromat.
It's crazy how much like, like internet.
I missed that fucking era.
Like, what was that?
That was this year, too.
Bro, this was a crazy-ass year.
We had a whole interview with him, bro.
I drove out all the way to fucking no jumperville and fucking came through.
No jumperville.
Yeah, but all that to say that, you know, I ended up like going on my story because everyone
was hating on my ass that day.
They were saying like, Blasie, you're a bitch for fucking taking a
off to get off what the time in your show this and that and he fucking uh that's why he that was his
the start of his fucking villain arc that's true i'm like so i need to have a he's an old to say my
show bet pah lord you're off thank you twisty p no but uh you know and then i went on to explain
myself on my story and then he comments and sallie's like man it's old heads like you uh
trying to stop the young ones from winning i'm like bro he called you a old bitch that that like was
that like was a reality like he's like the first person
that are calling me all head.
I had to check the fuck out of that
Nicky.
He's like two years younger than you.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
And then he had this crazy like conspiracy
about like like us.
We set him up and like we set him up to get beat up.
And then I.
And then I like,
yeah.
I like immediately was like bro,
you told everybody on live stream last night
where you were going to be at.
And then he was like,
literally.
He was like,
oh yeah.
You're right.
Yeah.
And like he kept calling me nigger and then I checked him.
And then he was just like,
I'm sorry, bro.
That was a crazy ass thing.
That happened.
Okay.
Okay.
My favorite moment
Me finally being crowned
That was definitely two years ago
Wait, what do you mean?
That was like episode five
That was this year still
Nah
Let you tell it
We're talking about since episode one
It's been a year
Yeah we're talking about
Y'all math is not since
Not since episode
I know you're not talking about
He's thinking about from the from you know
Before Blasley
I wish we had a college teacher as a co-host
Just so they could check your dumb ass
Oh man bro we're talking about
The duration of the show
I'm not talking about
since fucking January 1st, 2022.
Oh.
Oh.
So you, so you want to.
So you want to crown the episode on the hat one.
That was not.
Just let it house once tell it.
Yeah.
Like fucking.
You have the floor.
Speaking of, uh, speaking of it being told, let's get a little drip check in real
quick before we get too far.
Already already?
Already.
I feel we got a bullshit.
You got to have four.
I mean, I feel a little warmed up, man.
Okay.
I feel, well, you look very warm right now.
That's a dis.
That's not a dip.
That's not a d'all.
Honestly, the sweater.
Are we getting jokes off, Yuri?
Okay, the sweater's giving me Bible study.
The sweater's getting me built-a-bizes.
It's your Bible study shirt?
Because he's known to wear a V.
Crue-neck knitted sweaty, a hoodie thing.
Not a hoodie, a sweater.
Crew-neck.
You're known for not shower in.
I took a shower right before I came here, actually.
Allegedly.
Not allegedly, you can ask Riley.
Riley was here, so how would she know?
She drove home to pick me up post shower.
That don't mean that.
Because we don't have a car.
Well, I don't have a car.
You're either the same.
Hey,
honestly,
shout out to having your girl drive you gang.
Facts,
honestly,
because.
Wish I could relate.
But also, dude,
I've been,
you know,
you need your girl to drive you,
bitch.
I don't have a girl.
You fucking,
before you wake up on the freeway again.
Public transit system.
You wake up on the freeway again.
Bro, I honestly,
I lost my car about four months ago already.
And I thought,
I was like,
when I lost it,
I was like,
bro, I was skating all over the city when I was young.
I was like, I got this.
It's not going to be no problem.
No, bro, I need a car.
This shit is whack.
Yeah.
The shit sucks ass.
Bro, listen, we, we on our, we on our fucking, we on our thought nigga, like, like, ain't shit.
Boyfriend Swag having your girl drive you everywhere.
You're just the princess in the car.
You're the passenger.
Passenger prince all day.
Can we stop by a gas station?
I'm, listen, I like, I need my AC on this side of the whip.
Full blast.
I did the bus life, you know what I'm saying?
For like four months this year.
No, you did not.
You took the bus one.
Yeah, what the, you're fucking lying.
Or if not.
Blassey is such a cap artist, bro.
Not, but I was like, like, legally I was supposed to be in like the bus market.
For the duration of my DUI.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro, you make more money than probably both of us combined.
You're rich enough to buy a bus line and call the Blasey line.
Let you tell it.
What's up?
You definitely make enough money to just Uber.
that no bro but you you you want to see just $60 60 I just said fuck this shit I'm hopping in my whip
and if I'm gonna be like I'm be like oh I'm you know like I gotta work and then you know we're on a live
podcast right now yeah and then this fucker he won't even like turn it down a notch and like you know like
drive regular this thing it wants to Paul Walker through the fucking traffic like he just got a valid
license like no I think blue bucks said it best Paul Walker if I crashed him a die with a bag
But I'm, you know, I abided the rules for about like five months.
And then this shit got me nowhere, bro. I beat the DUI, uh, allegations and they,
but you didn't beat the, the wet and reckless. You didn't beat the, the reinstated license.
There's no allegations. You have to take double a right and some shit like that.
That shit is not easy, bro. Listen, like the whole, the whole thing with that shit, bro is like
it. It's just so confusing. It's open ended. I actually not confusing. You're not supposed to drive.
but you i gotta go to where you are gonna drive don't talk about it on a podcast i feel like is the
general oh i feel like i feel like your judge i feel like your judge is watches our podcast yeah officer
ramirez is watching this totally no he probably will be six months from now when you're in front
of the court they don't give a fuck about bro they're gonna search up blazie on fucking la.com like that's
gonna pop up judge martinez is definitely watching our podcast every thursday bro you know it's
they're working on just a bigger case like how they did like how they do shoplifters they're just
getting all these different charges.
I've had the experience before where one of my homies,
shout to Chris, back in the day, he got a DUI, right?
You got homies?
Yeah, unfortunately.
And then he fucking got a, like a breathalyzer
installed into his car because-
No, I'm not doing that.
Because of that shit, right?
And dude, Mr. Wett and reckless over you.
I'll get another whip.
And at this point, I was like, you know,
I had no job, I had no money.
I was very poor.
And Chris would fucking hit me up going like, bro,
I got you on weed all day if you just blow into my breathalizer
and let me drive.
And I was like, I got you.
So you gotta blow the homie every day.
Every day.
He would pay me in weed to blow in this hole in this.
Yo, pause.
On the day.
I feel like that's not the first time you got paid to blow some shit.
Basically,
I would just hate that with the homie and I would fucking blow in his breathalyzer.
It was fine.
I feel like that's not the first time you got paid to blow the homie.
And one way or not the last time either.
Okay.
Excuse me.
What?
Okay.
Me,
I don't be.
No,
you're about to throw an offer.
No, bro.
I've never blown the homie.
I'm not going to blow the homie.
You said homie top is cool in a rap song.
So that's another story.
Um,
but,
Speak on that's never happened. Yeah, speak on it. Let's hear that.
I've been narrowly avoiding. You said bro top. There you go. I've been narrowly avoiding this that freestyle leaking to someone in this room.
Oh my God. Are you aware of the freestyle? Oh, no. It's two minutes. I wish you could get her on camera for a second, bro. You had to introduce it disconnected. Come on. Okay. Come on. We got to see right here.
Honestly, no, I'm going to make it more intimate. I'm going to sit over there. Oh my God. Oh, yes. Are we doing this for real? Yeah, why? I mean, fuck it. I don't. I don't.
You are so blushing come on I'm a little red I have some relationship questions to ask
Oh my fucking god this is crazy. Nah it's gonna be like the Kylie and Travis video like what's my favorite color?
Oh that's honestly oh wait that no that'll be good too but I don't have some more urgent questions to ask
Did you did you did you did you plug it in? Yeah uh Blasey should be good he won't have headphones though but talking to the mic
Hello hello we could hear your voice.
Don't be weird please all right okay now we ain't here man so
I haven't had the pleasure of meeting your significant other.
Our guests.
This is Montilla, aka, I'm Mr. Cheeks.
This is Miss Cheeks.
Why are you Mr. Cheeks?
Because this is Miss Cheeks.
This is Ace Girl.
You can introduce yourself.
Any relation to Sandy?
This is your deal.
My deal?
This is our.
Okay.
I'm a guest.
You're the host.
Mrs. Cheeks, I have an urgent question for you.
Yes.
urgent question if you were handcuffed to house phone and he had to shit amount of time
and wait wait it doesn't even amount it doesn't even matter the amount of time he has to
shit and he has to shit right but really unlock you're not gonna let him shit next to you
that's real why why for i wouldn't want him next to me while i shit that you be that makes
relationships stronger sometimes wait you be shitting no no girls don't shit damn i've never heard a
This thing a shab slammed the door loud as hard as so you don't plan on like doing this whole like 24 hour like handcuffs streaming that lifestyle isn't for you necessary.
No you know no I think that um no it's covered there are plenty of people who do it way better and I don't think that's something that I need to do I just want to say I'm glad to see this relationship coming to fruition because I feel like I say you're not being so gay I asked the poop question you're the gay one that brought your girl but look let you
There's nothing wrong with that, but look, I just want to say I saw the
Goli Manga.
Yeah, come on.
I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
I'm sorry.
Keep your eyes open, baby.
I'm sorry.
I want to hold hands so bad.
No.
Oh my God.
Not on camera.
Like, see, that's the crazy part about it.
I think that's the dope part about both of us doing what we do.
Yeah, y'all ain't like, I don't.
Yeah.
No.
I don't have to do all that.
Like, that's just.
No, but I think it was dope though because, you know, I was with you at community when this whole like.
Yeah.
Shit came to.
I know.
It was so random.
Very random.
It was so random, but my whole thing was just like, basically, I told everybody, I was like, who is this kid that keeps calling me?
I'm a grown-ass man, little baby.
That keeps calling me out.
Little baby.
Across multiple platforms.
Oh my God.
And I'm like, who is this?
And they told me to pull up.
Yeah, where you swept away by like his, like, his wrist?
Do you not remember me saying, oh, you left?
Yeah.
You left before.
I left when things got hot when you were like, you know, my name's.
my name is Monte and you know I think you're very yeah she kept calling me house phone I'm
like listen baby Monte and Montilla no this you said Montilla and I'm Monta and I'm
Monte oh yeah real cute it was like happenstance because they were trying to they were
trying to they were trying to well it's either Montilla or fucking house cheeks I don't like
house cheeks is good but you guys aren't farting in front of each other yet
oh I don't I be I be why do you keep saying that Dutch ovening her
I'll ask you a question.
Give it four months.
You'll find out the truth house phone.
I want y'all both.
He knows the truth.
Girls don't fart.
In Santa is real.
I want you all both to say your favorite things of each other and your least favorite
thing about each other.
Oh,
she got a fat ass booty.
That's my favorite thing.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
No, no, no.
Let me be honest.
Okay.
All right.
My favorite thing.
Can you all make eye contact when you guys talk?
If you haven't noticed, the eye contact is definitely being laid.
Yeah, house phone.
Okay.
Oh, God.
Can I talk?
Why are you looking at me, my boy?
Can you shut up?
Can Trevor dim the lights a little bit?
Yeah, yeah.
Just, Riley, could you a candle?
I'm just keep it a bean.
I don't think I've ever seen his black ass blush like this.
This is crazy.
He's so, because he's so proud of this.
You know what?
Listen, like he's always wanted this, you know.
Every girl I've ever.
You heard that.
You're on the future me?
That's right now.
I just want to take you out of show you.
You want you.
You're like I won me a trophy.
Damn.
Let me know I'm not part of a cup.
Can I fuck.
Can I tell you my favorite thing?
All right.
My number one favorite thing is that this girl is the most loving, genuine, caring person I've ever met in my entire fucking life.
She fucking makes my life like 90 times like easier by just being fucking smart and attentive.
pays attention to detail
and I just like
I've never been in a non-toxic situation
before
talk about it
you feel me
and this is weird
me being like the toxic one
so you're the toxic one
no I'm saying like
is that how we're gonna segue
to our least favorite things about
my favorite thing about
the both of y'all
bro can you let her answer first
yeah same about me
fucking weirdo
my least favorite thing about you is
Is he won't shut the fuck up.
That's my least favorite thing about you.
I think that my favorite thing about Monta is that he is like very open to every single
thing and he makes me have to like open my mind.
Like I'm very straight edge.
Like don't get me wrong.
Like I'm not doing all that crazy shit that he'd be doing.
So you're not doing like mad?
No, no.
No.
No.
I'm not doing that fucking meth.
Ketamine.
No.
No.
The crazy thing is he don't even do half that shit.
No, he don't.
It's my boy.
I was actually shocked that he don't do as many drugs as they tried to convince him that he does.
It's difficult being a cold to disconnect it because sometimes someone, they might ask you that like, yo, like, you don't be turk.
Like, girl, one's asked me like, yo, what's the craziest drug you done?
I'm like, what do you like, what do you like a acrobat or something?
Yo, you, you hold that meme well because honestly like as a, you know, pretty close friend of yours, you're bro, I've had friends strong out on drugs.
I've never been with you where I'm like, how.
House one's a little loopy right now.
You're like, I've never been around you like that.
I definitely been turned that year.
You're crazy before.
You're in house phone been.
Okay.
Actually, you're right.
You're bringing up some memories now.
But all I'm saying is it's like, uh, yeah, I've never really noticed that.
Yeah, no, he, he, I mean, I've seen some shit, but like not really like.
You ain't seen nothing yet, baby.
Oh, that's scary.
Stop it, bro.
Come on now.
Please.
Please.
Dr.
Phil here.
Yeah, that was a joke.
So, um, and this kind of leads me to my next point.
So like, where would you guys like to see each other work on?
Oh my.
How long?
Wait, how long have you guys been together first question?
Because I've, this is my first time meeting you.
Crazy.
Three months.
Now answer your question.
That's a crazy question to ask for three months.
The fact that Blasey is literally like our just relationship counselor.
I love that.
I've always wanted this title.
And this is a new relationship that's like the seat is just rooting.
So I'll I will tell you.
The player in me is just like the inside of me is just like, no, quit trying to like reverse
you're not no player.
I said the player.
I love her boy.
Girl the pim in me just died.
I was about to say y'all damn near just like forced his jersey into the raft there by pulling me on the air.
Man, that was great.
Yeah.
I'm not even going to hold you.
Like, I'm, I'm, I am too, a real nigga.
And my heart kind of hurt for him right there, like, because this is, this is putting it out there.
My boy, you ready?
Girl, the pimping me just die.
That phone is about to be melting tonight.
Wait, so you're, what does that mean?
You're the, that means?
That means?
There's going to be so much email.
That's how you want her, huh, is the singing.
Oh, her voice is so fucking amazing.
Oh, we know I got range.
Wait, hold on.
You're the co-host on Ace Boy Pons.
Yeah, I'm on Ladies Night.
Ladies Night.
You guys, do you guys have ever had, like, male guests?
Yeah.
Every fucking week.
How do you, how would you react if she came home one day?
She was just like, yeah, you know, this dude, like said, I looked hot and asked for my number.
Oh, I would, I feel like we've crossed this threshold already.
This literally happened yesterday.
And what was your reaction?
This literally happened yesterday.
What was both reactions?
But here's the thing, like having a hot girl comes with the territory and there's certain shit that you're not used to it's gonna happen.
I mean, but at the same time, am I fucking used to what I have to see?
Oh my god.
And that's kind of like what I want to leave me to my next question is like.
Speak on it.
Oh, I just, I mean, shit.
Your DMs are probably in shambles when it comes to like house on topic.
Oh yeah, they send me everything that happens on this show.
I got, I get sent screenshots of everything.
Anytime I like a bitch is like tweet.
I will never talk about the girl.
all that I'm dating on here and I vowed to that.
No, I'm gonna keep it up being like honestly.
I'll shave my head if I do.
It's just I mean, shit.
Anything that happens, there's a screenshot sent to my, like literally he, he was out
of work the other day and they text me, hey, is, or they DM me like, hey, is Mr.
Cheeks okay?
Like, yeah, he wasn't on the show.
And I'm like, nah, he's good.
Last week they sent me screenshot or the week before last, I think they sent me screenshots
of the girls over here like sitting on his fucking chair.
I was not sitting on my lap.
I sat on his chair because it doesn't.
I mean, it is what it is.
The thing about it is, we both have to understand and respect what we both do.
Right.
And I met him.
Which probably, you're very talented.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
At the end of the day, it's like, you just have to respect, like, each other's boundaries and understand each other's boundaries.
I don't know what a boundary is.
And know, like, hey, uh, you know, these are my boundaries.
These are yours.
And we have to respect each other's boundaries.
Whatever, whatever narratives people try to spin because, you know, Riley and I deal with it all the time.
It's like, we have a male guest.
And then all of a sudden, Riley loves the male guest.
smile you know wants to be with him instead of yeah but shaw been together for mad long and it's like
with me it's like that's not you know that's not you know that's exactly but you have to like you just
have to build that you know level of respect where you like bro what like you don't you don't have to
acknowledge it because you know it's bullshit yeah i think it comes with time it comes with time like
no i don't come with time because i they'd be saying crazy as shit and i'm like yeah right
yeah but sometimes it's like i and i'm guilty of that too like sometimes it's kind of like
so what was this about like you explain to me what they're talking about so that you can
clear this air because they're trying to start some shit and i don't want them to do that well that's the
hardest part i think because even i found myself six months ago i was dating this girl and i might have
given a couple information or or let you tell it into like our relationship or like our situation
and they found her and they started harassing her you know what i mean and it was like something that
she started asking me like yo who's so-and-so actually yeah and it's just like oh my god like they love to
like create they just like to stir the pause i was i was talking the housewoman about that
that's just the other day.
It's like, you know, I think...
If, if there could be a way
that me and Blasie's off-camera conversations
could, like, see the light of day?
No.
No.
Blasie is one of the funniest people
that I've ever met in my entire life.
The shit, I wish I could talk
that happens to me in the last two weeks.
It's like, that clip will get like 300K, bro.
Oh, awkward.
A golden story, but it is also...
Coming out the closet, Blasey story.
Yes.
Literally.
Damn near.
But uh, coming off the freeway. Oh yeah, exactly. No, no freeway getting off the
freeway. I don't know what that's about. Okay. Welcome to my life. I'm okay. Listen, listen.
Wait, I need to go use the bathroom already. Oh my fucking God, bro. It's okay. I'll take over.
No. So, uh, back in May, you know, I might have been intoxicated with something and uh, someone just,
I feel like I was drug, but I was found on the freeway dozed off on the third. In the middle of the freeway on the 10 freeway.
On the 10th freeway after me a.
Let me, let me explain in like a little bit more detail.
He went on a date with some random bitch.
He was trying to be cool and like act like this guy that he is not.
How does that mean?
No, no, no.
I didn't say nothing about being mean.
I say you're acting like a guy that you're not because you don't get drunk and you don't turn up.
But he went out with a bitch, got turned to fuck up.
If I'm on the damn I'm a dream.
Got drunk as fuck.
Start drunk driving home.
And right as he approached his exit, he dozed off in the middle of the middle of the middle
of not even on the side are you sure
it was just alcohol that's what that
that's kind of leads me to my
yeah it's kind of scary because like
we only have like four drinks of mescal and then
mescal is strongest fuck yeah but
when when I got like booked and shit my
my my fucking alcohol limit was just like a
like point one like it was barely
above like the legal limit so it's like
for it to render you
being asleep on the freeway and being
fucking woken up by police at your window
that's way different than like oh
I'm swerving a bit but I'm still conscious
just like i was blacked out drunk like i have a conscious brain there's people on my office i could
easily call none of that really like went through my brain so look so he he gets woken up by the
police had the sheriff in the middle of the freeway knocking on his window waking him up in
the middle of the freeway mind you it's like 50 yards of stop traffic and the police
encountered me they didn't get a call yeah no that that couldn't have just been i'm i'm very
i thank god for that because i feel like there's an angel looking about me because
i could have either heard someone thank god for catching a d'i
Not for real, because he could have got hit.
Yeah, or someone could have hurt me.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
And that would have been like, you know,
because it's like when you're in that state, you know,
if you hurt somebody like you're going to be just as confused as the person you hit.
So let me ask you a question.
Where was this woman?
She was a passenger seat.
She was with you and she was just as passed out too.
She was just as passed out.
Yes.
This was funny business.
That's what I'm saying.
This is funny business.
I mean, we've got over this.
And I was listening earlier.
It seems to me as if you just are you, do you get tricked into doing things like this often?
No.
Mm-hmm.
Because you got tricked into the chocolate.
But this wasn't no shorty like, oh, here's the chocolate.
It's hanging out.
But that's how she did the shot that night.
Yep.
And then it turned.
Oh, here's a shot taking.
And then it turned into four shots.
I can't do it.
I got in trouble for doing.
But the thing, no, the thing is, it's kind of like, because that narrative has popped up in my head.
And when I was signing the lawyers, they were kind of like, you know, leaning more towards that.
It's like, well, it doesn't sound like, you know, you were just off alcohol.
And truly, that's all I did.
Yeah.
And smoke weed at all that.
But that's not uncommon.
Like that's why I don't smoke weed.
The first time I ever smoked weed in my life,
I hit the joint like two times just and I was high for like two, three days.
Like literally.
Like I was laying in bed.
I thought people were jumping on the bed with me.
I was throwing up.
Oh no, you probably hit some PCP on accident.
But that's exactly what everybody says.
Everybody's like, I think you got laced.
And I'm like, well, it doesn't matter.
I just was off it after that.
And come to like fast forward like four months later when I'm like in court for this shit.
I'm talking my lawyer like in person,
And he was like, so, you know, you want to say that, you know, you were drinking.
I'm like, I think I was drugged or something like that.
It's like, if you say that, we're going to be here all day.
And I was like, all right, for sure.
I'll just say I'm guilty, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, you know, that's, I'm so glad that's over.
You know, that's someone out of my life.
You know what I'm saying?
It's definitely a bump in the road.
But that, it was like for like four weeks.
I was like cursed with bad luck.
It was like in May.
It was a lesson learned, though.
A lesson learned.
I mean, nowadays, if I go on a day, I take Uber.
There's no way I'm going to Uber.
Also, I'm not allowed to drive either.
I'm not trying to be with a shorty and get fucking pulled over.
She would, she would, she had to go to jail with you.
No, if you guys got pulled over and you get arrested for like a warrant or some shit,
she'll be think like you're a badass.
You'd be like, oh wow.
Like, I have to go bail them out.
Yeah, that's kind of logic.
No, he's going straight to the group chat.
We're immediately talking about this nigger.
Like, what the fuck?
Bitch, let me tell you.
Let me tell you.
Like that's exactly how it's going to go.
You want to believe what happened?
When this should happen,
Shorty in the passenger seat,
the Mexican girl that he's sorry.
Got you.
We don't have to say, we have to give damage.
She said, I don't talk like that.
But I don't want it.
Yeah, who are you?
They pretty much tell me.
The Blasey date.
That's what I get it now.
This is like, this is like,
this is.
Guess what, bitch.
You want to believe it.
Bad Pock against C strike one.
Tell me why, bitch.
Oh my God.
Like, listen.
Riley, cut the mic.
So.
So.
girl like tell me like why
stop I got
I got in trouble for this last week
I fall asleep in the car
I got in trouble for this last week
bitch listen
I'm not going to be able to sell another shit
bitch listen
I fell asleep in the passenger seat
and Blazzy and I was in
Did you say Blazzy?
I was in Blazies
Oh my God
you know that guy Blazzy on Instagram
he makes like t-shirts and stuff
look bitch so he took me on on
a date and I woke I went to sleep
bitch you're gonna be so can't
and I woke up and bitch
tell me why we were asleep on the freeway
that I mean
I was like what the fuck
he gave some weird pills and I felt so sleepy
I don't know you can't do it no
I can't do it I was a
I don't know this man I think I have
some privileges cancel his pocket I don't know
what he did whatever like oh my god
back to my shit now no but so pretty
much when we got pulled over
it out get off your phone bro
she was told
Yeah, quit looking at that girl story.
Richie just texted me and said, bro, that's the second time you talked to you talked to Mexican today.
Yeah, bro.
Exactly.
They're gonna be on your line.
Yeah, that's the last time.
Oh my god.
Bro, I don't know what you have.
We're gonna hear house one say, I have a Mexican best friend.
His name's Blasie.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I feel.
Can I say this story, bro?
I don't know, dude.
I feel weird.
Like, I feel like he put something in my drink or something.
I don't know.
I said that just a second ago.
Wait.
This is, no, this is the ultimate bad podcasting.
Yeah, bro.
Wait, why the fuck did your sleeve like?
Shut the fuck up.
Your sleeve looking a little familiar.
What is that?
Bro, can you stop it?
Look, so.
What were you even talking about?
I forgot.
I'm gonna use the right.
You're such a fucking five-year-old.
Why do you act like this?
No, come on.
I don't know.
I feel weird afterwards.
Go to the, go.
I'm literally going to throw this fucking weak-ass.
What the fuck is this?
Bro, you guys in your face.
Oh, shit.
Kat, Ka, house phone.
Yeah, we need to squabble up.
We have to squabble up on camera if we ever have to fight.
I'll drop kick you, but look.
I'll film it.
Look, bro.
So pretty much as we got pulled over, she, she started.
Oh, we know.
Can we stop with the story, bro?
I didn't get a D-I.
That's it.
That's the whole story.
You didn't get a D-R.
He got a wet.
What did you get?
A wet.
He keeps starting to defend himself.
I wasn't drunk.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Time out. Time-out.
You got a what?
Yeah.
Okay, look.
It sucks.
I'm not going to say it.
I got W and R.
Lillet.
It's like the same thing as like if they're trying to charge you for murder and then you get manslaughter.
He got W&R.
But it's called wet and reckless.
It's part of the humiliation.
He doesn't want to tell you the full story of what condition his body.
No, we don't want to hear the same fucking story.
This is bad podcast.
Were you wet and reckless?
Yes.
He was wet.
You were moist?
He was wet and sleepy.
Recklessly sleepy?
Why is he were damp?
No, this is someone that's like,
I don't even you know what I'm saying I'm a whole other man this is a new world I live in
that was blazy that was that was that was blazy back and yeah it's okay well out he makes like
t-shirts and stuff I was almost like the shit out of you bro quit fucking talking like that
if I put you in a headlock oh shit okay oh if you ever put anybody in the headlock
don't do that with my dreams do what you make an accent to get revenge listen
Pussy clot.
How you like that, bro?
So chill.
Good.
Now you're all racist.
Pousy clot.
I can't act like I don't be talking like that at the office sometimes.
Like there's this Kodak black song I like.
You'd be listening to like Prince Juani.
I'm done.
You be listening to like weird like smiley Drake song.
Yeah.
Oh my.
Yeah man.
But beyond all that, let's get into your fit for the day.
Can you break down your.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So look.
So look, so we have a segment here.
Okay, oh, before we go, I just want to put, I just want to close this door and throw away the key because we, you do away your man and black shit.
I never got D-U-I. This has never happened. I don't want to hear those street lines again.
I was wet and reckless. We got it. You were wet. Okay, yeah. It's a manslaughter instead of a murder.
You were reckless. And your wife sold out of the case. It's fine. Yeah. Who do you, who do you snitch on though?
Who did that girl? The girl. Why do you think he doesn't talk about her anymore? She's rotting in jail.
No, no, no, no, you know what's crazy?
Her mom came to pick her up and left him.
Get over the story, bro.
Get over the story, though, bro.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
You're in here narrating the book of Blasie.
Like, can we just get into this fitz?
Is this disconnected or no?
No, no, no.
Hey, I could.
Is this DUI connected?
I think we could write, we could write, like,
autobiographies about each other.
Yeah, but he's a horrible person, extreme racist.
Jesus Christ.
Hated the Mexican community.
I literally,
have had sex with so many Mexican girls.
Thank you, bro.
That does not privilege you of not being racist anymore.
That was a joke.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
That doesn't, that's, that's, that's the, I have black friends card.
I like, that's literally that I have black friends card.
Bro.
But what is the Trump card of being I'm not racist?
Like, I had homemade tamales like two days ago.
Okay.
That's a good Trump card right there.
I ate tamales the other day.
From somebody's tea.
Don't look at me, sir.
Like, they weren't like from fucking Trader Joe's.
Are my supposed to like,
Come batch you want to like race baby you want me to say so crazy out of pocket you want
face-line to be like oh he really said that tell him you had Kool-Aid it's good I had
Kool-A I gave him a pass you trolled him this is right race connect hey Veld
taught me how to fried chicken literally two weeks ago okay no one's Russian jokes
or like doing a Mexican accent nobody's talking about your fucking weird like
just want to get one chicken noodle soup you know what kind of we talked about
that for a month actually like a year straight but that's you do you remember that
video I showed you where he had me eating on his fucking weird-ass food.
I did that. Imagine I went to your family dinner and I looked at your food and I was like,
look at all this weird ass food. You would never say that though. What are you guys eating?
This looks like grass. But the general consensus is that that was some weird ass shit.
It was a jelly. It was a chicken noodle soup. Did you do? You know what's fucked up though?
It's like when I go to a Russian family dinner, that's my moms and other parts of my family's
favorite thing to get off. They're like, yes, let's go. Listen, I'm, I'm going to just
go ahead and assume that like maybe you gave me the shittiest version of it possible.
So I'll be down to try it again.
Did you wait, did you ever Riley? Did he make you like do this challenge?
She refuses. No, I've never done it and there's crazier things. They have like a soup made with like soda and mayonnaise
What the fucking fuck? So you guys got lucky. I feel like that that's out. Oh, that don't sound too bad. Sounds kind of cool.
Honestly, you guys should try that next the soda soup. Okay. Okay. Listen. Come. Whoa.
Come with like 10 10 Russian items.
Disconnected or like just.
Whenever.
Actually, no, it's do a stream.
Housewoman and Blasie try Russian,
and Riley try Russian food.
Riley, you, and Mrs. Sheeks.
Why don't I get put in?
Wait, now you're down to try it?
We're doing it all the time.
I've begged Riley for two years already to try this food.
Sometimes.
She said she didn't want to do it by herself.
Wow.
She never said if there's other people doing it, then I'll do it.
She always said,
sometimes you don't know.
Sometimes you don't know into the opportunity presents itself.
Okay.
We'll, we're doing that stream soon.
I wish this was like, this is kind of unofficially the girlfriend cast on fifth wheeling right now.
You have Yuri and Riley and House Golden Cheese.
Well, we're not too far away from the freeway, so it's like your girl.
Oh my goodness.
That was a really good one.
Your chains are buzzing right now.
I'm not going to allow.
My homie got my jewelry cleaner for my birthday.
I usually, like, I'm looking at you from this angle, but I'm looking at you from here.
Now that you, I'm not sure.
Yeah, it's like a placebo, but now that you mention it, it looks
And shinier. No, it definitely looks like 10 times. I saw like the the dirt come off of this shit. Oh really?
This is what you did the same thing? Yeah, this is like greasy neck towards just oh, oh, you definitely pass it around to your fucking
I've put that chain on like twice already. That's wild I definitely had the one of them for at least like two days. You had the runs for a minute. Yeah, actually I remember that it was like a week. I got the you could you can have
dependent i got you had the the you stole the love fucking the aaron carter chain for me probably
what do you mean i had that at the crib bro you know what i'm happy about is i was going through my
clothes the other day and i have really an aaron you have that many clothes that you can go through
them bro it's you know what's crazier is as i was going through my clothes not just my clothes my shoes
and my hats i realized bro i have like not even joking like 75 hats shut the fuck i haven't bought
a 75 like fucking like bro no no no no there's some above mid tier hats but anyway
You just start wearing fittets again.
You look like such a like...
I have hell of hats I haven't worn in years.
But, dude, I haven't purchased the hat since middle school.
All the hats I have gone is like through homies hooking me up or friends or, you know, P.O. boxes some shit.
I was going through my sweaters and anyways.
I found an old sweater.
It's a love sweater from Aaron Carter.
And it has a tag on it that says like made by Aaron Carter.
And I was like, I'm so glad I still have this.
I still want to get the fucking the love logo tattoo right here in my hand.
Really?
That shit's still like sometimes Riley and I talk about it still feels so unreal where we're just like,
it's like those like you know those the um preventable things those little small preventable things
that like it's ever changing forever you're like fuck man you know I wish I wish didn't go that way
but yeah there's nothing you can do now rest in peace of my guy man yeah he was definitely a trouble
young man and like it it kind of goes back to like the like being famous at a young
age not really getting to live like a fucking actual childhood like being used and shit for
like money by your family and I've seen I'm not even and like I'm not even like you know
accusing his parents of that but it's just he said that himself yeah he did he said a lot of shit
though and something just happened with his brother too yeah but it was it was proven that he
like he had this thing with his mom where she was like kind of siphoning money from him and like he
got over that he forgave her for that but uh but bro it imagine if you were making millions at like
fucking 12 years old like oh yeah that's and that's how i beat check boom but that's
Throw it in a hoop like slam, slam.
Bro, there's so many little things in life that are cliche,
but like once you actually go through it and you think about that saying where you're like,
it's the journey, not the destination.
You're like, ah, now I understand it.
Where the journey is like being relatively broke and getting to a comfortable stage
where you had to work for that lifestyle that you now have, right?
And then when you're 11 years old and you get $10 million.
And you're like, boom.
Throw it in a hoop like slam.
I hate the fact that you know that.
It cuts out all that shit.
Immediately.
And that's that.
And that's how I beat Shaq.
What's your guys' favorite movie?
What the fuck is this, Yuri?
My favorite movie is house party.
Do you guys have a like a
Yeah, oh, wait, wait, wait, you know your boy got a song
in the house party remake, you know what I'm saying?
Mm-hmm.
Shout out to A Dizzle.
What was you guys' first date?
Uh, the gumbo.
We went to go get gumbo.
Gumbo?
Yeah.
She said gumball.
No, no, no.
We went to go get gumbo.
Where?
At this restaurant.
Yeah, I'm not going to say where.
I was, I was literally told I wasn't allowed to say the restaurant.
Oh, really?
No, I'm gatekeeping the fuck out of that.
That's crazy.
Okay.
Well, one, I don't want to go there randomly and some dude be like, yo, like, oh, so like,
how's it at him in real life?
That's true.
They'll probably ask about yourself more than anything.
Yeah, but like, don't get a twisted.
You will get, like, like, like, especially if I'm out and someone,
okay, like, I was at Chick-filet the other day.
and like one of my childhood homies was work like work like security there or whatever yeah and he
he goes up to the people at the register like you don't know who this is like this little house phone
like fucking around or whatever making up stories and then this guy one of the guys found the
register he like looked at the chain like no jumber chain and red and he was like wait like
you work with Adam 22 and I was like nah just like you know bro I just dick right I just
Dick rode to the jeweler.
I dig rode to the jeweler and got this diamond shame made.
That's fine.
That's crazy.
Bro, I had a crazy experience with like fame,
not with myself, but like with just celebrity the other day where I linked up with...
Hollywood.
Who won a Hollywood Allen's friends?
No, I was, I linked up with Damien Lug 925.
Shout to...
Shout to Folkrum.
Fated in a hoe.
Faded in a hoe, faded in a hole, faded in a hole, faded in a hole,
Faded than a hole, fayed in a hole,
Bro, I actually went to, I actually went to the Yodiland.
You went to Yodiland?
I went to Yodeland.
Did you hit the pinjeman?
Did you smack it?
The Pingington, the Pensionton?
Not the Pennington, but the, the Dabbington City.
Oh, the Dabbington City with the mayor himself.
The Dabaruni.
Can you tell me what that is?
I have no idea what it is.
It's too much to explain.
Oh my God.
You have to watch a video.
Can you do the intro?
Folkrum, come in.
Yoti gang.
No, you say, uh, comma, yody, gang.
Anyways, I linked up with him, bro.
We went, uh, huge, huge shout to him.
bro, such a cool, genuine, cool guy.
He had me a part of one of his videos, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I love when he does that too.
It's so funny.
But he had me a part of one of his videos where we went to an I hop and got faded at an
eye hop together.
And bro, you were trying so hard.
I was like, he hit the dab and he was like, no, no, I was not.
Bro, can I just say that when I was, when I was, I fucked in the orange, bro.
I did not expect to be a part of one of his videos.
Let me just speak on this now where when I was linking up with them, I thought we were
linking up just to like, you know, chop it up.
And then maybe I would do a stream, right?
We linked up and he's immediately like
What restaurant you're trying to go to?
We're gonna go film a video right now
And I was just like
I was just like fuck dude
I don't know man
And we tried to go to a couple restaurants
Hell places have like like literally hour and a half
To two hour wait
So we ended up going to IHop
So Yodiland is like highly populated
No it's just that it was the day after Christmas
So I'm sure a lot of families were together
Going out of the families were like visiting
Yoluz name
It was in the morning
Oh yeah the videos out
He was just actually showing us earlier like
But hold I want to speak on the
You're saying I was like being a tryhard
bro when I was
You're doing your like hand thing.
No, no, no, no.
I was caught, bro.
When I'm coughing,
Do you want to hack each other?
Have you taken a big dab, bro?
I hate that.
Have you taken a big dab?
No, but I'm saying you do your weird hand thing.
He was not packing me tiny dabs, bro.
When you're taking a dab, the smoke is expanding in your lungs and I'm just like,
you're just, wh-
It was like, I couldn't handle it, dude.
You're doing your weird, uh,
Ice beside an arm thing.
In my mind, I was literally trying to be as, like, almost like the fly on the wall,
because I knew that his videos are very intimate.
It's more like, just, like, just,
himself in the audience and like to have so positive to have a guest there it's like kind of like
it will throw the vibe off very easily so i was trying to just be like barely anything you know
do anything like just you know maybe say a couple words but uh that shows hell anyways uh
the point what the reason i even brought it up and brought him up is we went to i hop
what you guys eat pancakes and waffles we walked in belgian waffles i don't know bro his weird ass brought
red bull by the way i thought i dropped that he brought red bull to i hop because it was like
you know he stays with a goddamn rock star on the moral of this story we walked in
it looks he looks hella busy no one like turns around and recognizes him immediately but he does his
whole intro yeah he does his whole intro and says a couple things and then like bro like four or five
people from that i hop immediately were like turned around and then like came up like one by one what the
fuck yeah like one by one was just like dude no way what one dude came up and he was like i'm shaking
right now dude he's like i can't believe it blah boy it's full crumb like he was like bro it was
crazy have you ever seen anybody like react to someone like that not i like i like i guess i i guess i
during the Melrose days you know Adam's not like on the public street every day like he used to be back in the day but
that situation was weird for me because I was just sitting there and people are coming over having literally freaking out
having these emotional freak outs with this guy and you know in front of me and then they're like all right peace out of here
they say goodbye to him and they're like all right goodbye dude just say peace to me and I'm just like some random dude just sitting there all it's kind of no but see but you know it's funny that's funny that you know it's funny that you say that it's kind of no it's kind of you know it's funny that uh like you say that it's
because we all went to the mall the other day,
like right before Christmas, me,
me, Almighty, Adam, Trev, yeah, just us four.
We went in the mall.
It was so weird.
It was like, I haven't hung out with Adam in a close, like,
proximity like that.
Like just like literally like-
Going as a group.
Bro, I'm talking about it felt like 2016.
Like we in the fucking car listening to weird ass
sound cloud music.
We were listening to that.
Yeah.
Dude, that vlog was funny.
And honestly, I'm so glad you pointed out in the group text because I was thinking it as soon as I saw it.
Yeah.
The whole.
Same true Sansoga finished though.
So Adam pretty much gave his secret Santa gift.
Like some fan just gave him that, right?
Yeah.
The whole time when the secret sancho was going on, none of us knew that outside of the ones that were in the car.
You said it in the vlog, though.
So when he gave bro the present, I'm like, damn.
Like Adam like really wanted to go above beyond.
I thought it was cool too.
How do I get Mikey right?
You know, and then or he, no, he gave the other guy.
Hurley.
Hurley.
He gave Hurley something.
Shut up my nigga Hurley game.
Shut up my nigga Hurley.
And like, he's lucky that Hurley was like a Pokemon guy because it just went like so full.
He's like, what?
How'd you know?
I'm like, damn.
Like he hid up his cousin or something like that.
But he gave him the laparcent and $100.
But I thought it was funny that he re-gifted a gift.
And it was exposed in the vlog.
Oh, yeah.
And it was funny because like this kid like this kid comes up to him outside of.
of us we're like we were actually all chilling in front of Lego world or whatever like that
almighty was like bisoned for his daughter yeah and so this kid comes up to to us like while we're
doing that and he was just like oh you know what Adam I got a surprise for you and like gives him the
gift and Adam like immediately said like I'm gonna re-gift this or some shit like that because we
were we were getting gifts to the kid or just to you guys no he like said it to us after and I'm
like no bro don't fucking do that like you got to keep the gift
like it's a fucking you know present and it's a cool gift at that i like that thing so look so we go to the arcade
inside the mall and let's just say almighty left his backpack
wait t rail's calling oh my god i'm leaving i have a question i'm leaving i have a question
tiny cut hey man we on live right now and disconnected man i'm pretty sure you know this
oh oh shit he said he got one problem
What's it?
Put your headphones back on.
What, what happened?
It's a couple problems.
Oh my God, what?
All right.
First of all, I ain't gonna call you Ace Girl Cheeks because my boy I love my d.
It'll sit the fuck up right now and stop slouching.
What?
I can't even see myself.
I'm not used to this.
We can see ourselves on my show.
Look, sit your ass up.
Say my posture etiquette.
That's crazy.
I know.
Nigger, my girl can sit however the hell she wants, T-Rell.
Tiro what do you want to play like podcast teacher
she put to get on his podcast and she put a cussiery out for no reason
I need her to do some shit what do you're gonna do oh my fucking guy what do you
want Tiro what do you want I can't even I don't listen I'm like throwing the whole
entire vibe of their show off right now because I'm not saying a word if you have not
noticed like I literally can't I there's nothing I can discuss
T-Rill, I hope you
You're talking to me right now
You see how I made her talk.
T-Rill, I really hope you didn't call
to interrupt our show for this.
He did.
This is fucking insane.
I literally thought you had something valuable
to add to the show.
Everybody needs to understand
how bad T-Rill trolls me.
No, why do you hate my girl so much?
Now, we need to have a talk about this.
Yeah, that's unpack that.
What's this beef that you got with my girl?
I don't feel like it's beef.
I really love them to death, all right?
actually really just love her to know i know i know i love you too terroo
i really comment on your outfit right now that v tech sweaters correct thank you
niggia you had a mickey niggia you're 45 years old you had a fucking mickey mouse sweater on the other day
man shit you're gonna lie i'm on my ralph lauren's shit you feel me i'm polo down yes yes yes he needs
to show his damn hair curve and and you know i got the good uh haircut by cheeks that's one thing
Cheeks cuts you gotta show that bro cheeks cuts you didn't know she's called barber
Blasie wait first of all I mean shout out to my boy Ezzo yeah that's not that's not a
fade I don't know if I'll be able to do fade I'm about to give this nigga a fay though it wouldn't
have to be like a like a I'm down let's do it let's do it it's gonna be hard for sure it's gonna be
I'm about to fade this nigga up right now yo Tiro can ask you a question yo Tiro have you
have you heard of sunny V2 you say what
Have you heard of Sunny V2?
T-Rail is not on that side of YouTube.
Yeah, that's what I haven't heard of.
He just dropped a video today.
It was kind of crazy.
About T-Rail?
About T-Rail?
Was T-Rail in it?
No.
So why was-
It was just him detailing, like, his bankruptcy and shit around, like,
the time of Kyle.
I actually did watch that.
It was crazy.
He had, like, hella-hella-hous-hous-
He had six cars.
No, wait, no, no, no.
You know what?
No, I got a question for you, T-Row.
What?
So, listen.
Where were you when Tyga got in the studio?
Oh, hell.
And he said the lyrics.
He, I forgot what the, I forgot what the first lyric was.
No, no, no, no, I forgot what the first lyric was, but he followed it up with
That's anticlimactic.
She a big girl when she stimulated, referring to Kylie's age at the time.
Where were you?
Did they really go to fucking France on vacation for...
Where were you in the studio?
Who approved him to say that?
that. He didn't write that.
Who wrote that?
No, T-Row's at the center of Kylie Gate, bro.
He don't want to admit it.
A-E wrote that.
And we just talked about A-E earlier
because that's a real Oakland nigger.
Oh, I thought you said A-D wrote it.
No, niggie wrote that.
That's a wild nigger for that, bro.
That's the nigga that's dating share right now.
So that should tell you everyone you need to know.
Hey, I don't know if you still talk to, bro.
But if y'all are still cool, you need to reach out to that
and tell him that he's the fucking goat
that nigger is with share bro
shout out to the bag
hey i think he was the age when that line came out
ah
that's a face that nigger said she's a big girl
she stimulated
that's a crazy that was a crazy bar
that's our kelly bar right there that was some arkelly
said approved yeah yeah t
t wrote did you stamp that bar before it came out
y'all y'all we saw you all the tip
He's trying to backtrack.
Yeah.
Listen, man.
What happened, bro?
Listen.
I'm about to start checking dates from when y'all was on the, uh, on the private jet.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Any trips to any islands by, uh, owned by Epstein?
I ain't about the...
Oh, my.
Tigers in the Epstein logs?
He's in St. Charles Island.
Oh my god.
All right, all right, I, no, no.
I just, I just had to get you back because you all you're trying to roast my girl.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry Tiger I fuck what you tiger bro
I can't do anything like I literally tried I was like oh can you tell me what that is
he's like no that's too much to talk about and I'm like shit
grossest like house one is done so far in front of you wait wait wait what was what was too much
to talk about he the place he went to IHop I wanted to know what the fuck the IHop shit was so
exciting about oh no it's okay so it's this YouTuber guy he's just like he rolls on the phone
still yeah because he's actually this is probably the first
time he's actually championing me so this is kind of tight yeah he reese yeah he called in the literally
like hey t rail every time they have like a every time they have a battle in the redid of like who
dresses the best is always me and you at the top no it's not wow every time i'm gonna give it to you
because you always got some new shit on dicks like you's crazy
blasie mad blasie mad because he got these fucking pisa jeans on right now
And this thing got a Wrangler belt on.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, are you matching?
Whoa.
Wow.
Okay, we gotta go back to the fit check.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What'd you say, Tirol?
He's gonna see these bad-level-luid.
That niggins say you gonna see these motherfuckin.
Yeah, it kicked up for show.
Hey, Blasie, I just got a crazy redacted text right now.
Just read the name, read the name of the top.
I can't read that.
It starts with an M.
I don't just know we're valid.
Is it spelling be?
Valid in Corpus Christi.
That's all I gotta say.
the fuck all right i was like 22 i'm i got a crazy okay anyway
Pisopaz is funny i'm sorry but no i love your jokes multiple things though okay the sunny v2
video kind of shocked me because because she had you want contextualize what it was about so it's
like tiger no it wasn't just about tie it's his latest video if you want to watch it's about
it's about it's about people celebrities who have had the craziest like financial issues
basically right and I didn't it the person on thumbnail is not Tyga it's someone else it's a I
forgot who was but um one of the people he was talking about was Tyga and they talk about how he had
bought a fucking Ferrari a Bentley a Lambo like the most expensive cars you bought like five six of them
each every single one of them was repoed I was like damn I mean it happens but guess what six
times no but guess what that happens a lot to a lot of bro and guess what no guess what because he was
because his music career was declining he had like
Like he had fucking basically like invested all his time into being Kylie's boyfriend.
Like they were-
The Kardashians ruined his career.
No, but he, let me finish.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
So look, he was going through it.
It's 50 cents.
He was going through it musically, right?
And then boom, he came back with taste.
He dropped taste independently.
Maybe from like 20.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they drop it chronologically where they say like at the same time he was purchasing a Ferrari.
He had just got two cars.
repoed and then later on he was purchasing another car that Ferrari he had just purchased
on another car got repo got repo to bounce back crazy yeah i mean i don't even think that's a bounce
back i think that's he knew what was coming and he was trying to re-up and it's not about just read up
people also play with finances like that also know like what the repercussions are they're like yeah
whatever let's not try to play tiger like he isn't like somewhere in the hills like like like
observing like six different cribs like he just has a thicker timeline than most of us now because he
has slopes and valleys of just wealth, you know, and he's up right now.
That's what's something to be too set to. You know, he, he, he was victim of the whole Kardashian
curse, like prior to that when he was dropping his fucking Rack City songs and shit.
Yeah. And between Tastes, that was his Kylie era, you know, he was trying to escape that.
I remember when that gold album dropped? They were fucking roasting the shit out of that.
It sold like a thousand copies or something like that. Yeah, bro, and all the Kardashians
posted it. You know what I mean? And it was just like... Think about that. Think about every
Kardashian posting your album. But at that point, like, the Kardashians were just like a punchline.
You know what I mean?
No, that's a fact.
That's a fact.
It kind of always been, but.
And it's arguably, like, people would, you know, call that, like, the moment where Kanye's career started, like, looking a little ify, you know, after my beautiful dark twist of fantasy.
That's kind of like where it started, 2013.
But what are you wearing, bro?
Okay, music historian.
Hey, bro, listen, I understand, no, because I want to give less just flowers to death.
And most of the people that are part of no jumper cast are, like, directly in the music industry.
Yeah, facts.
But I've done a lot of, a lot of time just watching from the sidelines.
And it's like sports to me, right?
It's just information you learn.
It's just like it's history.
It's dope.
When they were talking about the other day about like all the no jumper host and they
were saying like most of the no jumper hosts have had, you know, they have a solid background
and they came to no jumper with that background already and like it kind of grew to something
else, right?
And I was kind of thinking of all the hosts and I was like, I kind of came here as an intern and
I kind of grew into, you know, doing more stuff.
And then also you were like Adam's friend at one point that came on the podcast and grew
into the person you are now.
That's a fizzy.
And you said you had a thousand followers
before House one shouted you out
than you grew.
It's like I feel like we all like all three of us
kind of came from like not really having two
actually when you came into NoDrupa
you were already Blasie the designer
that was already very successful.
Hey Blasie I need some merch done.
Yeah, you already made songs about me at that point.
That's true.
You're like never mind.
But nevertheless though I never really did that reflection
because I mean I've I've dig read the shit till my shit hurt
but House forgot my first thousand.
That's the last time I were going to say it.
Enjoy it.
But like.
I never thought about like yeah it's indirectly because of no jumper and also you know no jumper boosted my page like three like threefold this year you know what I mean this is like the first year I got to do this so like I'm definitely indebted and like forever thankful for all this shit you know I have a question for you guys so coming up on this being your year and you guys starting as more so like a fashion pod but I feel like you guys kind of expand past that now do you guys feel like within the next year you guys are going to want to change it up a little bit I'll let house phone answer that
that well like I try not to ever do this show without the fashion segment just because I feel
like that general interest that that's like genuine excuse me that's what uh that's what like sets us
apart from all the other shows on the on the platform beyond that on the internet
facts there is really no other show but like I but I think that we could dive into it a little
more there is for sure we could definitely dive into it and I think like you know sure
Granted, everyone that watching does not give a fuck about Botega Veneta or the new palace t-shirt that dropped.
But, like, you know, at least we could be a platform where we encourage and, like, are able to document all that shit.
Because it's, it's like a real ecosystem that, like, the streetwear community has built that, you know, we're actively in.
So it's, like, it's undocumented.
I definitely, I definitely want to touch on more, like, of, like, the underground brands that nobody knows.
Mm-hmm.
And more underground music.
Yeah.
I mean, it just sucks that, like, fashion inherently has, like, this, like, this, like,
like mystica bad where it's like you like all my designer homies since day one they'd be like oh no i don't
you know why don't you be on camera i'll let the work talk for itself yeah he's like if you're
i'm doing i'm doing a million or drop i don't need to fucking if you're listen but like here's my advice
so the designers like yeah let the work do it's talking but let your voice amplify it you know what
i mean it's only gonna make your products look better you know what i'm saying like i have
the work for it i can people people buy into you as a person and as a designer they're able to
appreciate it through different dimensions you know what i'm saying rather than like
one flat dimension is me being a designer cool yeah now i get to know about his fucking freeway
experiences you know what i mean and that may or may not make people want to purchase a crate
at the end of the day i know you know it i don't support drinking and driving yeah but you know i'm
really excited for this show i mean to be like i've fucking dick-rided this statement for years but like
you know i didn't think we're gonna do it this far you know honestly like open-minded to this whole
shit i told josh like yeah throw me into the shit you feel me it's fun um but i also
really love my job yeah you know i mean i love designing that's like literally my passion that's not even
your job bro that's you i consider my job like you know i got to take a serious i think that's a
blessing though i feel like for most of us we kind of were able to cultivate our passions into
something that we monetized so it doesn't feel like work even you guys coming here and doing this
it doesn't feel like work does doing music it doesn't feel like work designing like that's the goal
that's what you're supposed to want to do oh definitely no i'm super grateful i don't because i'm also
I also come from the other side where it's just like years of not getting dollars, only making 50 bucks off your fucking profession in a month.
You know, I come from the shitty subway, Ross, Office Max.
Like I did that till I was 24, which is like, a lot of people be like, oh, you should just hang it up at that point, you know.
And so like honestly on the whole subject of like the podcast being also, you know, fashion oriented.
I really wasn't too into fashion per se.
Like before I, you know, I was a part of this podcast.
But like as I've been a part of this, I've been like learning more, watching more.
YouTube videos and like learning more about the brands and history of brands and
shit like that and I've been realizing that there's a huge huge audience for this type of
stuff where people are interested in this type of shit and like you were saying there
really isn't too many podcasts where it's not a really just this two you know dudes talking
very blatantly reading fucking you know scripts saying like you know banana blah blah whatever all
the shit's like this is actually more organic is very organic that was crazy no one look
Adam's not going to be like hey bro uh your statements about Nike like come on dude what's
wrong with you like this is the only
place on the internet where we be able to have crazy fashion because any fashion
conversation that's on complex no they got sponsorships they got peas people you know what i mean
this is like still very independent yeah you know i think something else that you guys probably
don't realize because i don't know how often you guys get to talk to like your audience and the
consumer every day i try but watching you guys your show actually makes people want to know more about
fashion shut the fuck up because i'm giving you a compliment right it made it made you want to know more
about fashion and i think that you know if you guys feel at any moment like you're not like you
guys could probably feel like you're just in your own head like you guys are just having this
conversation and you guys is who cares about this but it makes you want to learn more i would be
interested as uh an audience member in seeing you guys bring in some of the designers yes
sitting down with them that would be great you guys have been ruined that one time now i'm not i'm not
i'm not going to lie it's like they low-key like be hating when we have like guest on well that's because usually a lot
lot of people who are talented in some aspects may not really be the best on camera it's like
tortured artist shit yeah and it's just like unless it's a really a one-on-one intimate interview where
you're really like trying to you know fit their vibe and like ask their appropriate questions when
you're trying to join a vibe like i guess disconnected where we're just you know fucking around talking
about anything it's like it's hard to just jump in and take it seriously and then move on you know
but yeah as someone who's like in this fashion industry for like five years now like i'll tell
you like all these fools are just like they don't want to be on camera yeah they want to have this
playboy Cardi mystique it's like bro like you're not you are not the fucking boogeyman you're
you're not the fucking opium designer sometimes it could even be like like influencers like there could
just be like a fly-ass nigga that you always see on Melrose yeah oh for sure like that's y'all
potna though like I don't want no fucking random Melrose but I said that's your friend like it's
already somebody that you know like y'all got partners that just be around we had them way more
frequently at the other office but then it became like musical chairs like every
it is hard but but you know
definitely that's you know a spa i want to go to i mean like you know with no jumper they have somebody
who's more or less like an agent to like find these interviews you really want to look for him but it's
more based around the music uh industry now like if there was something like that with fashion like yo
we could talk to jeremy sky or we could talk to so and so that i mean we got we got we got
have rick owens are disconnected well listen we need fucking you would love that listen we need
fucking half people sam first half people sam is level i don't think he fucks with uh planes
with planes that's his narrative yeah
Then it could be everywhere.
Oh, really?
I guess not.
Okay, can I show my outfit and then can I go and like you guys have your show back?
Please, I've been waiting to kick you off.
I have to, I don't want to be nowhere and everybody.
He texted me like 10 minutes ago, like, should I kick her off already?
I'm saying like...
He was asking Blasey.
He told Blasey, can you pallor to her real quick?
I don't want to fucking be here.
I got my own fucking show.
Let's talk about it.
Hey, Blasie.
I'll see y'all tomorrow on Ace Boys Worldwide at 9 o'clock since you want to kick me off your show.
Yeah, what's wrong with you?
So anyway.
to my outfit. I'll be there tomorrow too.
To my outfit.
I am, actually, this is a very special jacket to me.
That is hard with the records on the side.
So this is a custom varsity jacket that I got made for my uncle who actually raised me.
Today is the two-year anniversary of his passing.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace to KMAX.
And so I had initially wanted to get this jacket made for him, but the factory was shut down because of COVID.
So I was just like, oh, I'll wait until next.
year and he didn't make it to the next year. So I actually got the jacket made for myself and for my mom.
And he's a musician too. So these are all his albums. Oh, no way. That's so personal.
That's far. Yeah. So this is his first album. This is his second album. I thought this was like a streetwear brand.
Nah, no, this is hard. It says my name right here. And then it says, uh, Tuffy Malone. That's what he
called me. And then on the back. Oh, that is fire. A big ass record. Oh, damn. What did it say?
KMACs forever. KMex forever. Yeah. KMex for.
Shout out my dog, man.
But yeah.
So we have the jacket.
We have the Versacee sports bra.
Oh, you came knowing you're going to like, you had to drip out.
How soon it's like, look, bro, look, babe.
I'm going to have you on the show.
Contrary to common belief, he does not dress me.
He does not help me.
I'll give some input.
Occasionally.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm about to speak on this.
Go ahead.
I've been off at Goodwill Teddy Bear.
I told him that I was like, I have to fix it.
because it's been like the common consensus is that I can't dress and I was like okay I got to start
actually going outside in some fits kind of like I honestly I don't even consider this really like a fit
you know what's crazy but yes you know I went to the warehouse went out of my way
made sure that her order did not fall off the back of the truck who's truck no there's no truck
about so I just feel some type of way because like I laced you with like high roller stuff that I
never seen you even open you want to talk about it well I just did I just spoke on it I wore a
I wore a whole high roller sweatsuit all day on Christmas and I was so toxic bro
calm down I was outside have you ever like look at her fit and you never opened up the shoes
even out of the box because I haven't got the jacket made why do you need a jacket because
there's literally a jacket that goes with it.
It's a red and white varsity jacket.
No, that was a one-on-one that somebody made for me.
I have a red and white varsity jacket that I'm getting made with my, my shit on.
That's a crazy level of trip.
I would not be that patient.
Hey, pipe down, bro.
But would you ever like, deep, like a dresser where like you guys about to go out to a bar and you're like, oh, no, no, no, your thing is showing or like.
Oh, no, hell no.
I want her to be as naked as possible.
Really?
Bro.
I don't do too too bad.
It's part of the fit.
I always I will show some tits I don't do too bad like right now it's kind of bad but like I don't usually do you
you're chilling yeah I'm okay I think I'm okay I think you look amazing thank me and your mom
there's been more like me your mom both were me and your mom both try to tell you to put a jacket on
I mean a hoodie or at least a at least a t-shirt on you want people staring when you guys go to a bar
yeah I don't go to the fucking bar I don't know I'm just saying like if you were to go to a public place
I don't think I don't think I mean I don't know if I should ask you on here
No, no, no, please.
But I don't think he's necessarily like looking for that attention, but I don't think he wants to restrict the way that like, you know, she bought that the Versace shirt that it's not no five.
It's not a shirt.
Like, you know, like, you know, this is my whole thing.
And no one, no one there.
You know what I'm saying?
No one's going to.
Okay.
Now can I answer?
This is my whole thing.
Like, like obviously I think she is extremely beautiful and extremely attractive.
And obviously, you know, these are physical attributes that.
attracted me. So I'm like show that shit off baby. You know what? Honestly, I was talking to
T. Real about this as well when he came on Harmonious hour. I think he's playing baseball over here.
I caught that pretty well by the way. And then also when I was talking to T.R.R. about this,
he was saying he was like, he's like, you want to know you're with a bad girl. Yeah. So he's like
if no one's looking at your girl then you kind of fucked up. He's like everyone's looking at your girl then you
kind of did well then. Right. It's like. And that's the other thing that y'all like we have to, well,
you guys have to realize is that in our.
minds if we're stepping out with you we're a representation of you so there's no way if i'm walking
out with him i'm fin to walk out looking crazy because it's like then they're gonna be like why is he
with this bum-ass bitch no and most women should if they don't should think that way that's deep
i feel like they do though but that's how i think so to me it's like i can't i can't half step if i'm
going out because honestly sometimes i have that with with riley it's like you know we're going out
somewhere and i'm just like i don't know it's like i feel like it shows a little bit too much or something
But I think that if there's any relationship on no jumper that has
standing the test of criticism.
It's fucking Yuri and Riley.
Like, I think that like, bro, for sure.
Just her.
Everybody knows that she don't wear too much that she bought.
She wants, you know, she likes the shirt.
First of all, her reason.
First of all, Riley is literally dressed wholesome 99.9% of the time.
If she wanted to date Dr. Dre when fucking he, she hit it on,
when he hit it on her, she would have done it. You know what I mean?
Like she's that was a random ass comparison yeah but but no but like like bro if y'all gonna step out
which i don't even know if y'all even like do that often if you're big stepping if y'all
i'm saying if y'all gonna step out let her do her thing she's coming home with you she's not gonna
like she's like like if one thing that you know is that she is going home with you and not
nobody else wait where's riley that would be crazy and you know what there are some girls out there
like that i don't think on the third year the relationship yeah that you you could oh no listen listen
don't get it twisted we like like obviously riley is not one of those girls but there are girls
fucking 10 years relationship they're right he's probably wearing a dress not like some like edc like
yeah yeah like you have like fucking but you could feel that energy i'm gonna keep it real you can
feel that energy like if a woman is going to be stepping out doing weird shit by you like you're
gonna feel that energy like she's not gonna be checking for you but you can't be walking for you but you can't be
walking next to you she's not going to be up under you for the most part you know what i'm saying so you
could peep that like if you see like a couple walking down the street for sure for sure but
perfect example i'm gonna give you a great example have you ever seen donald trump and his wife
have you ever seen their energy she fucking hates him yeah it's awkward he'll put his hand out and
try and hold her hand she'll grab it and like roll her eyes or she'll like shake her hand out like
there's a close to her like it's probably like 20 minute compilation of like literally her being annoyed with him
But then on the flip, you get people that are like head over heels and love.
And I'm going to just go with it because we're right here.
But like Barack and Michelle Obama, they be all over each other.
But that's on like a higher tier.
But around us, just in our circles, you can see it immediately.
They say like that leaning shit's a big, big teller.
Like in photos and the girl goes into the guy.
She likes them.
And she's like, you know.
Yeah, you can see.
But it's even like it's even like way deeper.
Like you can see even lesser things that'll tell you.
Like you'll just see like sometimes you'll see a guy talking and the girl
just be like super out of Jesus Christ I just you throw a cherry I got I got I got
literally oh we're smoking plastic now let's go no I feel that but then also you know
that's the type of shit where it's like you can you can you can overanalyze you know
yeah yeah no for sure but easily yeah but other people like there's a difference between
over analyzing and reading the room no yeah like you can either be completely and
totally oblivious or you could be too in your head about you yeah you can yeah that's one
thing you got to be aware of.
Basically aware.
You just have to be basically aware.
Because you'll see,
you'll feel the energy.
You'll feel when you piss her off.
You'll feel when she's like over what you're doing.
You'll hear it in the tone.
There's definitely moments in which I've annoyed Riley.
You know what I mean?
And then like I still think it's a joke in my head.
And then maybe, you know, for example,
I might try to hold her hand and she's just like,
she's like you really pissed me off.
Like no fucking asshole.
And then imagine I'm being filmed like Donald Trump.
And then they have the narration thing.
I'm like,
oh, Riley's with Yuri.
because he got her out of fucking Mexico
or some of shit like that.
I'm telling you.
I wonder, I feel like if I go on YouTube,
there will be a Yuri and Riley compilation.
There is.
There is.
Of awkward, like, of,
none of,
none of,
not of,
one of those as well.
But there's another,
like,
there's a mean moment compilation.
There's,
oh, well, yeah,
I could see that.
So it might be like some.
Yeah, yeah, no,
I,
I've,
yeah,
sometimes you might find out someone
didn't, you know,
mop the kitchen floor on stream.
Yeah,
because Blasey put his bare ass
cheeks on the floor.
Wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What?
No.
Okay.
I'm hearing he did.
He stood on the floor.
I'm hearing silence.
Riley was asleep.
No, he did.
Yes.
Riley, turn the mic on.
Turn your mic on.
Please, pretty please.
Speak on top.
The sandbag said that Blasey shitted on my floor.
Why does everyone hate you?
What?
Tell me that question.
Why do y'all hate me?
Why are you wet, reckless and shitty?
What's going on with you?
Wait.
Let me ask you another question. I'm sorry. Be lazy. I feel like this is a rare opportunity because I've never actually
He fucked in orange. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, have you heard Lush's story about him and he was with this girl at the time and he had severe, you know, explosive diarrhea. They were in the car together.
You're fucking lying to me. I'm not lying. He had explosive. Don't try to like he. He ended up basically like exploding diarrhea everywhere and he was in such a condition that he could not just leave the car. He needed his girl to go grab supplies to clean.
and underwear and all that stuff that she had to come back.
And then she was like kind of, she was kind of like a little bit, you know, like not too down.
And then he said like, I thought you loved me. Let's do this.
Would if you were in that position with Housephone.
He put the love cards.
First of all, first and foremost, this is where reading the room comes into play.
I'm going to see him squirming.
Like, I'm going to see him literally.
She kept asking me on the way over here.
Just about to say on the way over here, he was like, I don't know what was wrong.
We had wing stop and I was like, there's something up with him.
Like, he's literally like,
I've been waiting to go take a shit this whole time.
House phone's a known shoulder line shitter.
What the fuck?
The shoulder line shitter.
What does that mean?
You just be on the short lane shitting.
No one.
Dead ass, oh, the whole ride over.
He's literally like, he's doing this shit in the car
and then he's like, trying to lay down.
And I'm like, okay, something's up.
I was turning on the air.
I was listening to Yeat and I was like just
in like a perk is on.
without his power his bowels ain't shit like he's the one and all he's the first only person on no jriner'd be like hey i gotta take a shit i'm this this i know you're known as the poop guy or like you know wanting to poop guy but guess what though i never shit it on your kitchen floor that's true okay so back to this yeah because y'all don't like how you tried to deflect that on the on the him exactly y'all tried that deflect what the shitting on the kitchen floor don't do that to him because now he has some he has back up today i'm not in defense of him because that was my kitchen floor he shut on
Yeah.
I feel like Jesus Christ right now, bro.
Like, you'd be a crucifier.
I'm like trying to die.
You know, I ended up getting this DUI thrown out.
Now I gotta beat the fucking shit allegations.
That's all you brought up the orange shit.
All right, whatever.
No, I just fart-
You guys are dumb-ass tit for chat
and that's hella funny,
but we're not gonna keep getting distracted.
You're not gonna deflect.
Why did you shit on the floor?
I farted on the floor.
It was 7 a.m.
Cold ass floor that does send you your stun.
First of all,
that's weird ass niggit decides
to like we're all at yuri's house this thing can decides to just go into yuri's kitchen and lay
on the kitchen floor because it was cold and he just needed like it was hot as fun but there's
something wrong you weren't feeling well obviously i was sleeping on a fucking ottoman
wait here's the biggest key evidence where just like maybe a month ago i did the one chip
challenge with lush moose man me and uh uh fuck i forgot his name uh moose man's homie as well
we all did the one chip challenge um everyone had to use my bathroom downstairs they all
They said they pooped and they're like crazy, you know, volcano shits all, you know, for like 10 minutes each.
Didn't hear a peep upstairs, right?
Blasey was even was even further than that bathroom on the first floor.
He was in the kitchen, which is even further by himself.
And for some reason, Blasey's shit, fart, whatever it may have been in my kitchen floor, it was so loud that the sound went all the way up the stairs, past the closed door and into the mic where the chat heard that shit.
Like that's honestly that's impressive Blazy.
No, it's not bro.
Like I'm surprised my tile didn't crack.
I'm surprised my, my neighbor's probably heard it.
Okay, so listen, this is the last episode of the year.
I don't think you should ever talk about it again.
I didn't want to.
I know.
I'm telling, like, I think you guys should like, okay.
So then after that, we're going to go, why did you fornicate with an orange?
No, okay.
No, you see, I like, I like the fact that we have this Blassey fart story because like every time.
Um, every time so my, every time my name gets brought up in any, uh, you know, podcast or whatever it is, it's always like Yuri. Oh, oh, so by the way, he fucked an orange. So I wanted to be like, Blasie designer.
Shit on shat on Yuri's tile. What is true? What isn't? Oh my God. Okay. Let's you tell it. You really like fornicated. Um, basically I was 17 years old.
Underage. Still, still a virgin. I, you can't say underage. That was some underage. And I was beyond belief, uh, hornet. And I was beyond belief, uh, horn. Hornet.
And then, um, and I saw some sort of like internet content where it was like, it was like a movie or it was like a show where they were making a joke about fucking a grapefruit. And I saw some other references to fucking a grapefruit. Take a look at my fridge and I see some, you know, pretty nice sized oranges. And then, you know, one thing led to another. It was all over. So we're going to call us the late arrest episode, except for you.
Laid a rest.
Yeah, like we're laying all this shit to rest.
Oh, let it rest.
Oh, yes, let it rest.
I got, you know, this is just one solution.
Maybe in the future, uh, you know, a glove would have worked, you know, um, you see,
they have products for stuff like this.
Bro.
I have, when you're, did you, you saw you got it out of the, the refrigerator.
It was cold.
It was cold.
You didn't.
Okay.
So plot twist.
There's a thing about that actually that a lot of like girls do apparently, which is like they, they, they, with the, with the, with the grapefruit.
A.D.
I, dude.
I, I said.
I, dude.
I said.
Bro, I said, AD said this story and I forgot,
someone was like, I'm calling AD right now and asking him.
And they asked AD, AD's like, I know what you're talking about.
Bro, AD said this a long time ago.
He said something about a grapefruit.
There's literally a class.
There was literally like a girl that was teaching a class.
Yeah.
No, what viral video?
She was just teaching holes how to suck dick through a grapefruit.
Through?
With a grapefruit.
So she would slice the grapefruit into like this thick-ass slice.
And then she would like put a hole in the middle of it and like use it to go up and down
While she was gone up and down.
Can I be fair that, uh, I mean, a couple of grapefruits, they're gross.
They're not, they don't taste good.
Why?
I think it's like that bitterness to like offset it.
Maybe choose something.
It's a chaser.
Put raspberries.
I don't know.
It's definitely like the lime after the tequila shot, I would assume.
Literally.
Because you're not going to drink lime like that, you know.
Yeah.
I don't know why I'm like acting like.
I was going to say you're like, yeah.
Yeah, like, oh, chase come with grapefruit.
It's fine.
I mean, we're trying to help this situation for you.
I think we're all.
I'm just trying to like yeah what what situation this situation happened to me 10 plus years ago and for some reason I brought it up on a podcast and I've regretted ever since because every time my name is mentioned like I said it gets brought up you just said for no reason farting in the middle of my sleep no it's like this started with us talking about you you shitting in my kitchen then you're like you're fucking orange and now I have to explain this well because I have one more I'm sorry this is this is this is mind blowing to me and I might not ever get a chance to ask these again did you um follow up was there shit on the floor no no
Riley said there was a dark stain that she had to clean very thoroughly.
No, there wasn't. Okay.
That shit smelled luscious. Come on now.
But also, okay, there was two pieces of evidence.
Number one, the sound, which is crazy that the mic was able to pick that up.
And number two is, there's like some YSL situation.
Your whole crew flipped on you, and they were like, they're like, they all said we heard it, dude.
They said it was very intense.
The floor vibrated, and it was impressive.
And like, who knows it fucking.
He was the one who did all this shit, bro.
Oh, wow.
Throw on the youngest one because he's going to get the least charged.
That makes sense.
It is literally the RICO case.
Y'all are all flipping on each other.
The sandbox RICO.
Bro, speaking of fucking RICO, man,
everyone's getting, uh,
everyone's getting hit with that shit right now, dude.
Everyone's getting out.
That's true.
Everyone's getting out, but, um,
what's his name?
Reckless?
Oh, Rico Rekless?
Got hit with the RICO.
Oh, okay.
Damn.
I didn't know.
Well, not,
he didn't get hit with RICO,
but his, like,
crew.
got hit with some sort of RICO.
I have no idea.
He's like denying all that stuff or whatever it is, but I'm like, it's like, at this point,
I'm wondering, I'm wondering, it's like when you become, you know, famous and popular and
like you live a certain lifestyle, I'm like, you were referenced to your homies as a gang, it's
like, when you think it's just, you know, shits and giggles and you think it's like, yeah,
it's just my homie, we're gang, you know, but you think like the government's like
taking a little bit too seriously going like, this is a gang, there's money involved, there's
people getting beaten up involved.
Now we're going to take it there.
That's what the RICO case is about, you know?
But it feels like they're, it's a legend that there's like, you know, like some real, uh, like,
there's crime being conducted and there's money being pumped in, you know, there's money being pumped out.
There's, you know.
It feels like it's being misapplied because people are making money and like people are mad about it.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Well, you, you hear like the common, like, the fans get used a lot where it's like, you know,
they don't really use that for like movies when it's like, you know, music at the end of day is art.
You feel me?
You're expressing yourself.
That's true.
You know, if somebody says, I spent 100,000 on a band.
They might not even own a Bentley, you feel me?
So it's like just like how someone will direct a movie, they might add some some fucking crazy killing scene.
Doesn't mean that they did that.
Yeah, but not just movies, but like if you listen to any hardcore like metal, you know, old 90s or early 2000 shit like dying fetus, like they're singing and like, you know, making these songs about the craziest shit about like murdering girls and doing all this stuff.
Eminem has a whole song about like him killing, you know, his wife.
Mac Disconnected is calling me.
Should I pick this up?
Yeah, I see.
What's going on?
Mac, what's going on, dude?
Yo, correct yourself because the chat is flaming you.
You were talking about sauce walker, not.
Oh, my God.
Come on.
Chat.
Enjoy the show.
Thank you, Mac.
He just hangs up.
Thank you, Mac.
That's like this.
Oh, my God.
It's crazy because I almost said it.
And I was like, maybe they're talking about something else that I just don't know.
Yeah, they said Rico I don't want to do it because it's not it's in my show.
Yeah, when he said Rico, right, I'm like, I, yeah, I don't know anything about that.
What are you talking about?
Fuck.
But not, you know, I think that like they might be building some shit on TSA, but like it was like a couple members and like got arrested.
But sauce walka just dropped the tape, man.
Go check that shit out.
Yeah.
But you know, it takes a while.
You take a while before they get everybody.
Yeah.
You, um, linked up with them, didn't you?
No, but he's promoted my brand before in the past.
He did the whole promo video for me earlier this year.
your name's anywhere in this paperwork.
Hell nah.
That shit heard.
He was supposed to promote the Nigo
last year.
Oh, he was?
They told me to ship a one.
They sent me a print label to send it to him.
I didn't send it.
And then he facetimes me the next day,
Saswaka.
He's like,
yo,
where's his doll?
I'm like,
bro, I forgot.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, I don't think he ever got it.
You want to take your OG seat back?
Oh.
And also I need to,
I really have to pee again, dude.
I'm sorry.
Do your drip check real quick.
Oh,
oh, yes.
We were starting off with this like, I think, two hours ago.
You did yours?
You did your drip check?
Yeah, I think, I'm not sure.
You were here with you.
No, but you just did the jacket.
You didn't say what shoes you had on?
Okay, but all good.
Nike pants and some good Jays.
Yeah, good for us.
Yuri?
I haven't wore these in a long time, but these are the Chinatown market.
I didn't even know you owned other shoes.
These have been just sitting in my closet for a minute, but these are the
like Dylan gave you those.
No, I just purchased these.
But no way you bought those.
I did because I really like them.
These are the Chinatown Market Pumas.
And like, you know, they have the switchable side panels.
I thought these really fucking cool.
But yeah, Chinatown Market Pumas.
Then now the Nones Market.
Car Hard pants, like vintage old pants.
Someone's sent them to me.
A good nothing personal long sleeve.
Shout to Blasey for blessing.
Not just me, but the whole office with like literally some giant sacks of clothes.
Yeah.
I mean, like, that's it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, you good.
But that's my whole trip.
I just want to piggyback off for that.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
you know when i when i did my drop blew my mind everything's great whatever but this was the first time
in my life that i've been able to buy some stock of shirts uh-huh just so i could seed out
oh really because it's been so many times where the homie walks up the miles like bro i'm about to
meet the fucking president and shit like yeah like do you have a t-shirt i'm like i got this
fucking crate you know what i'm saying it's like that's all great this bag bob yeah that's all
great and all but like you know i also want i want to see this shit get worn in music videos and
like at the mall and shit honestly if you really i've been seeing it though like
like my homie semi-foels or like oh i saw someone at the dmv in this shit oh really all the time it's
wait but okay can i but can i ask you something i'm gonna use the bathroom no do people
thank you bro do people like do this weird thing where like say say that like you have like
like shit that you're gonna see it out or whatever right and then like you have like your orders
and like like you know shit you got to ship out or whatever and people because they haven't got their
fucking order they're like they literally like feel offended like oh you're fucking like giving out
you're giving out fucking you're you're you giving out like merch to these fucking ig thoughts
when we bought it and y y'all haven't got my order yet like um do you ever come across that well
i i've came across that not with t-shirts necessarily just because of the nature up until today
has just been pre-order for the most part when it comes to the apparel site so like you're able to
just ship it out as you get all the seating product yeah for me i made sure all the products i still haven't
see the shit. I gave y'all, I think I left like 60 pieces here. No facts. You know so I, no, bro.
You, I think you might have left me more. I'm about to start going through like my
Instagram following and like just starting. I'm going to start reviewing my network and just
start seeing shit out, bro. Because I got I got a lot of homie into high places, but I never really
go out my way to be like, like, hey big bro, here's a here's a fucking t-shirt. Like, yo,
biggest bro, let me send you this fucking new. Shout out all the biggest bro's watching too,
man. We all fucking bigging it up. Biggest bro records? Not anymore.
redacted records
no it's just Blasey records
wow
Kelvin's gonna be my first
your first rapper
with that Jacky was wearing earlier
yeah honestly
yeah he came crazy with the vest
but today I got some awesome shit socks
mixed with the
by myself socks
and I got some Louis shoes
some
got the Louis shoes dirty goddamn
some EPP pants
you know and fuck
my boy
All me from, or Omi from Brooklyn.
Ome in the Hellcat?
I think it's from New York.
I'm still NYC.
Pick this shit up out there.
Super duper dope.
That's his hardest foot.
And I got a new tattoo.
We like filled this whole area with like smoke.
We about to do the rest of the lot.
We're gonna do.
Real familiar.
What do you mean?
Go ahead.
I feel like I look like little way now.
I'm gonna fight you man.
I got like Freddie.
Bro, you're stupid blasted.
No, I'm officially sleeved up.
I just realized that.
I see you, bro.
I see you.
Like that whole like smoke part.
Bro.
The, the, the, the filler in?
is what really takes it to the next level.
Well, I talked to several tattoo artists.
They're like, you know what, Blassie?
Like, all your tattoos are just like single line,
just like regular, like black and white.
Don't do it.
But the homie yesterday was like, nah, let's try it.
Yeah, no, it looks good.
Honestly, really fuck with it, man.
So shout out to my boy.
It elevated your-on-in-in-instagued.
Elevated your sleeve.
It did, bro.
Now it looked like an adult.
And it didn't take away from like...
Now you still look like a fucking, like a classroom desk and shit.
But look, it didn't take away from your shit at all.
Like, your attitude.
this but like I keep it bro
No keep it bro
Part of my history
You're you're K for King
It's what a K dumbass
K for King
A crispy life fan
And that's up bless down King
That's really about it I believe yeah
That's my fit
Oh and check it out man
Shout to a no love Scott man
This is my boy out in Houston
He makes the craziest belts
Go fuck with him on Instagram
He made me this one of one
Bank Bob belt
That's a nigga that came to your office
That one day right
Bro what we need to link
I got a link bro
This is crazy
This is like
Bro, you have to wear that every day, bro.
I've had this belt for like a month and I really just looked at it today.
I'm like I got to put that bitch on today. You have to wear it like every day, bro. It's just fire as foot. It works well with the longs green long sleeves too. I'm not by the real diamonds. Yeah. Yeah. No way. That's a big ass piece, bro.
11 K. Oh, I'm fucking what you know. This is fucking head eyes here. Oh, so about the Wuhan. It's it's it's just as blingy as no. No shut up. They got serious COVID out there in China is fucking up the business. Oh, yes.
you're right all these all these factors dropping life flies man we try to make this global economy shake
where we at uh jack ma come on well anyway pray for the people out there i got uh yeah pray for people
everywhere niggia that shit ain't just there well they're having a big uh outbreak right now
as blasia was saying and what do you think is gonna happen is gonna fucking spread everywhere
uh hopefully not well china is doing a
China's going above and beyond with the COVID regulations, let's say.
They are ending production on all these fucking wacky products.
I'm not sure if you've seen, but in China, they're welding apartment doors and house doors shut
so that you cannot leave your house to follow COVID regulations.
And if you stay at work for like over a certain time limit, you will be left there.
And like there's people, like jumping off like second story like windows and shit.
It's basically it's like some black mirror shit going on out there because of you.
You get your shoes done in Portugal, so you're a little lucky.
But about like 80% of all this wacky shit I post, you know, I got, I'm working, I'm cooperating with factories over there, you know.
Which honestly.
That and Indonesia.
It looks like you like are like, you're seriously like taking this all there right now.
That shit is like fucking.
It sucks.
It's going to affect the global economy because I mean like we, everyone relies on China.
It's the new world superpower.
Yeah.
You feel me?
But it's like, are they just like, you know, capping about these numbers to continue this.
crazy martial law they got going because
that's kind of insane. I don't think China
needs to control their people. I think they got their people
on law. You know, like you can't buy
They have a, they have like facial. I don't want to go
down this like geopolitical rabbit hole.
This is crazy. The more you learn about China, the crazy
crazier it is. They have like social credit
scores like you walk around and they it's like
That's literally an episode in Black Mirror.
And that's what's, it's been going on in China
since like 2010.
So what's your fit?
I got the Travis
Got fragments on.
Some babe socks.
Shout out to fucking the hood.
You're about fall asleep.
Hood dialect.
I got these hood dialect.
Dude.
Those pants are fire.
And they're,
and they're fucking insulated on the inside too.
Really?
Yeah,
like they're like,
you know.
Oh,
like a wool or something.
Yeah.
Like that.
Bro,
the pockets are my favorite part.
Yeah,
they got,
you know,
good cargo.
It's hard.
Good vertical.
Is it?
Uh,
got the good Ralph Lauren.
Ralph Lauren.
Yeah.
That's it.
Wait,
the,
uh,
is Ralph Lauren too yeah oh wow it's far rough warned up you step in real right bro yeah
should we get to uh to the top let's get into the motherfucking sneaker news of the week man
this is the last sneaker news news of 2022 man i can't believe also you should have been here
for this house phone what we were talking about rico cases oh no don't bring you
the rico case with the rico reckless and this about five minutes and then mac
had calling like brad the chas grilling you at sawaka i'm an idiot dude oh
I thought you were like like trolling now I'm a blaine idiot
Jesus Christ oh pity party my parents dropped me numerous times as a kid I got
the high school dropped you a couple times yeah in high school they fed me
ecstasy for lunch it's you know it's on controllable I'm trying to read does it say
Adi Fawn adi form adi form yeah you right so we got the Adi form
superstar new silhouette release date is out now via Adidas and it's $81
I hate this shoe so much.
Boo.
It's that one right here.
Shout to the sneaker news.
Shout to Matt.
Yeah, shout out to Mac.
Thank you, Matt, for correcting me, by the way.
Thank you, Mac, and shout out to Riley on the boards.
This is, I mean, it's cool.
Like, we don't, I understand the assignment, but I don't think it was.
The Kanye Dick rang is crazy, and that's that whole, like, IP conversation and shit.
But, yeah.
I think that, like, this whole 3D shoe trend is, like, very sustainable.
It's cool.
but like we can't allow just for all the shit to start looking the same they basically bought hell of 3d printers
and that's what i'm saying look like somebody like made this in their living room they well they made in a giant
warehouse it's literally just like one like one piece you know no facts honestly um rather than having this
shit all stitched uh if it's 3d print it does it is it really 3d print it or is it no or does it have that
printed on there's some form of like it's like some like uh some kind of like uh injection that they do like some
plastic or whatever material that is.
There's no way this is actually 3D printing. It has a mold
line right there, right? No, no, no.
But we're saying like that's like the look that
is given like a like a clog
or something like that. It's definitely
something that's like a capable of creating texture
like that though. So it's like it's mimicking
that 3D stuff. Blasey I feel like for some reason
like if this was not a part of the sneaker news
today, we would potentially see you wearing these.
I don't wear Adidas.
Like this is. I never wore Adidas. This is some
shit that like fucking like Emron
Potato thought of.
Yeah, dude. I always been Nike. I can't imagine anyone I know wearing these. Yeah, okay, like if there was an Air Force version of this, would you wear? No, they have more or less a Air Force slip like a mule version. You know, those are like two of my like hookwords. Yeah, is it? Is it the fact that it's a price to $81 that makes me feel like it's like less covetable? Like if it was priced at 200 or 300, I would think like, oh, no, necessarily.
No, but you got you got to think about it. Like the regular Adidas superstars are nowhere near.
much so why would they like and it's just weird I truly don't think that like
price tag dictates the quality of a I mean definitely does but like a digtates
the the quality of the design you know like there's good affordable shoes you
can see vans old schools and there's good thousand dollar shoes you feel
me but like I think eighty one dollars are trying to you know they're just
trying to add a new affordable drip a new affordable product that like everybody
at the mall is this is good this should be out at foot locker you know it probably
will be I kind of like the the honestly I just
Yeah, I used to be a fan of shoelaces and I still am but
The idea of having I used to be a fan of shoelaces
The idea of having a really well-fitted shoe that you don't have to lace up is a very
Attractive idea to me to be honest, but I haven't really found one that I like to be honest
Yeah, usually I'm like nine out of ten of my shoes are like fucking I just sink a little yeah a little bit too big or too small
So it's like if you can get a like a well-formed shoe to your foot I think all my shoes are like that
I like never tie them I just like
And just put them in they're like slippers so these are like you never tied these you've gone right out the box literally wow I mean like what the day I got them but like that I only time once so Louis handed those shoes to you and you never even touch me yeah
basically all right man let's let's go over to the next shoe we got the
airdordan one high OG vibrations of not Nalia Naila of Naila my back
here I'm assuming right now yeah it let's shout out to Riley thank you
so much Naila or Naila yeah by vibrations of Nalia
release date is May 27th this is a very early preview for $180
where I'll be doing in May 20th
bro I'm gonna be 29 when the shit's come out okay uh I kind of like them I yeah I'm not
mad at these on I'm not mad at them at all I think that you could like anyone is
capable of dripping these you here go blue pants you know what our pants what is
that material though it's like a cracked leather I think we zoom in on that actually
bro these bitches it's like some kind of like swillish material looks like some like
some corkscrew no it looks like some very cracked the leather or
Maybe something else.
Like to the extremity.
Have you ever seen the, uh, the, uh, me?
Oh, that's definitely what's trying to like follow in the aesthetic.
You see, you see, though, the, uh, uh, me, whatever Jordan ones.
Like, they're like white like this with the, yeah, uh, oh, the Amy type shit.
Yeah.
Whatever.
I don't know how to say that.
Oh, yeah.
No, they're like, you see the top part.
It looks like, uh, it looks like, uh, it looks like leather or hair.
Yeah, it's like a, it's like a corkscrew almost.
It looks like, it looks like a corkscrew almost.
It looks like.
like that too it looks like multiple different things which is why I honestly why I
court me honestly cork me down this these shoes are cool bro this is why I immediately appreciated
the shoe these shoes is because it really made me think like yeah because you're an alcoholic
so it's like oh okay thanks okay let you tell okay head um oh I'm like what the fuck is this made up
you're like oh yeah oh it's a corkscrew honestly those were fucking fire i'm not gonna lie i
fuck with them honestly I don't it would have to be a situation where like someone just walks
up on me selling them I'm not like I'm like I'm gonna out a tent
Like, okay, like, okay, like, if someone, if some reseller niggas pulls it up to the office trying to buy a design.
If South Bay kicks hits me up, you're tap down.
They're $180.
So there's no design you're selling for $180.
If Londell Julio hits me up, you know what?
Who the fuck is that?
I don't know.
But like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, if they, they pull up only with those shoes, I'll cop up.
Hey, but the only thing I could say critique about those shoes, Riley, if you could pull up the photo again is, um, the.
Mep, can go back, babe?
I understand like the tan look look go to the laces I understand the tan look and the off wide look but those laces look they look like SB well you just have a bias against laces they look they look like they look like worn and sweat it no no no but you but you know that's like if you pay attention to like the sneaker trends of this year like that age look like literally look at the soles that I'm wearing right now they're fucking cream like but that looks more like piss than cream well that's what's trying to like exact same shape you imagine this you're in six.
and you just tried washing your white shoes this is what's gonna happen to your shoes that's exactly what's
you're gonna fuck them up eventually you know so like that's what's trying to like follow like just the most
ugliest like it's not even ugly i think like like if you ever own any shoe that like oxidized in the box or
whatever it's like that like the soul will turn i think that they like eggshell color they juxtapose that
concept very well and i give the uh the blasi stamp of the day no i fucked with it i i just fuck with it though
okay all right the next shoes we got is the app mode
F-R-2 the Mason Mihara
Yahshiro
The Wayne Low Leathers
This is like a three-way collab
It's Yasuhiro
Okay, fucking my bad
Japanese Yuri over here
Nerd I read a couple of mangas
Yesira
He even moaning that shit
Oh my God
These are those shoes that I'd be wearing
With the crazy soul
Oh, you know, the melted soul
Shut your bitch ass up
Oh my god
You didn't even know about Maharas before me
For E?
For me
Probably E
Probably E
Hold on it says price to be decided
How much do you guys assume these would cause?
Are you fucking smoking crack?
The regular ones are like
I own a pair bro
Clearly you got a discount
I'm not smoking crack
I'm uneducated
I don't know the person
No no I'm talking about you
I'm something on him
How much do you say?
He said 180
They're $600
regular
Yeah that's what I'm going to say
I think they're like $1,000.
This nigga is literally smoking dick.
We get it.
You're rich.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Right.
Riley, right.
Just copy.
Okay.
You win.
Just copy the two M words.
The Mason Mi Hara part.
Like, just like copy it.
Copy it to N words.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Copy that.
Copy that.
Copy that.
And then search it on Google real quick.
Houseful you win, bro.
No, shut up.
Because I got a proof of point.
Bro.
You're, oh my God.
Big bro.
Biggest bro.
Yeah.
You're clearly.
Oh, I know.
I've been on these.
I own up here.
Who's the biggest bro?
No, why is really scared to scroll down?
Yeah.
Oh.
80 dollars.
No.
That's fake.
No.
322 dollars.
And those are, and those are only, and those are the converse ones.
The fucking Air Force ones are literally $600, bro.
I have them.
82 dollars.
550 on Farfetch.
I'm sorry, how's, I don't see any $600.
Because these are not the one.
I see $40.
They have different silhouettes.
Okay, there you go.
Six hundred.
That boy got scanned by Londell Julio kicks.
Niggas are bummed.
And bitch, you use my ex's discount to get them for $180 if you did pay $180.
So shut the fuck up.
Nica, you wouldn't even know her if I wasn't dating.
I would have the show owner.
You would have never known her.
Oh, I want those ones, though.
For the $250?
No, the black and white checker ones.
The $1.98 people.
I was trying to gay keep these until everybody in the fucking office got a pair.
Wow.
That's crazy.
Will Housephone, you over exaggerated to me, man.
No, I didn't at all.
No shoes are not drippy.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Go back to Google.
Fuck all this.
Fuck, fuck you.
Go back to Google.
Go back to Google.
Put basing me hard and then put Wayne, Wayne Low.
I feel like, house film.
Suck my fucking dick.
It blends the world between, like, podcasting and live streaming.
Like, he's acting like he's on his laptop right now.
Like, look, guys, I'll search this up real quick.
Because you fucking bummed ass niggas know nothing about this.
Bro.
It's not $800, $800.
$800.
I said, I said $600.
Okay, I was off a little bit.
Bro, I literally have those white ones right there.
And that's some fucking, that's some far-fetched like on sale shit, bro.
So you told people you were wearing $600 shoes when really there were $3.79.
You have never owned a shoe over $50.
They literally are $500 right there, bro.
And these are on sale.
I had these six months ago.
I had them six months ago.
I had them six months ago.
So I'm sorry, I'm sorry that I paid a little more because I had them about.
for everybody. Sorry.
Suck my fucking dick.
Hell, you got them for half off from your fucking plug.
So what, niggas?
The tag sales said 600.
How about that?
You got leaked.
That tag said 600.
That boy got leaked.
When you can find me another store in Los Angeles that has them,
we showed you seven.
Let me know.
All right.
You niggas are bums.
I'm gonna come in some $40 base of Maharos tomorrow.
Your house phone, L's in the chat.
You literally paid like $3,000 for these stupid as patent leather
fucking DC.
$600 for $200 shoes.
They're not $200, bro.
You're dressed like a goodwill teddy.
You got minimal jeans on, bitch.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, my God.
These fucking...
You got these rosecrans reloads on again.
Shut your ass up, nigga.
Poor roast cranes.
You got fucking Instagram ad.
Nigga, you literally got brown bag podcast sponsored jeans on.
And you got weird Belenziaga BDSM child porn bear on your fucking shirt, bitch.
Hold, you know what's crazy?
I've been a part of disconnected for almost a year now.
I don't know what this joke is about.
Why do you guys keep joking about roast friends?
And his cum state.
I was defeated, bro.
I'm never dissing you again in my life.
That was the one.
No, I freestowed the BDSM bear off the, bro, stand up so they can see him, please.
Say he's not wearing the fucking Balenciaga, like, drama right now where they're wearing the, they're fucking getting canceled.
And you have the bear on your shirt.
Fucking weirdo.
Kim K would not be proud.
I'm not going to lie.
That was fucking hilarious.
Y'all really pissed me off for two seconds.
Yeah, because you get your fucking prices wrong.
You're over here buying shoes off Zands.
Prices.
Wrong.
Bro, you're over here overspending money when you still owe me like some bread.
Wait, what the fuck?
Mac is writing messages to Riley?
He said, yo, Riley.
Is this how you guys communicate?
What are you saying?
What's going on when this is?
This Mac community is a
girl right now.
You Riley, what are you having after this?
Whoa.
Mac is writing in the thing right now.
He literally like hacked the system.
He's hacking our computer right now.
How the fuck is he doing this?
Bro, he's with Sharp right now in Vegas
fucking hacking our computer.
What the fuck?
He's updating it live as we're watching it though.
What the fuck?
We're finding out how Google sheets work.
He's like sending fucking secret love letters to fucking Riley.
No, hell, all right.
That's what I'm saying.
You better press it.
No, I'm not pressing.
No, I'm like, hey, baby.
Let me check your Google drive.
No, no, no.
I'm pulling my harmonious hour card.
Mac, you're fired, bro.
Oh, no, hell about it.
You got to find her.
You are misspelling her name.
Dude, that's not having you spell.
Even how you spell her name, dude.
Reverse psychology.
That's crazy.
Play the bad.
No, I'm joking, Mac.
I'm really just playing.
But I'll be update you guys.
Okay.
You know you got a mic, right?
Speak on it.
Squeak on it.
Riley.
What's been your favorite moment of the year?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we need the Riley.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, what's your favorite moment of the year?
It doesn't have to be on disconnect or it doesn't have to be.
No, nigga, fuck everything else.
Was it like a good dinner you had?
Disconnected favorite moment.
Oh, my God.
Or like, give us like two.
I have done every episode.
Literally.
Oh, that's hard.
What the, that's hard.
That's hard.
I don't know.
She's like, I don't fuck with you at all.
I would say the live show.
The live show was like really cool to see you guys like.
That's a good.
I know, do this.
In front of everybody and it was so weird.
I forgot that counts as an episode.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would say that.
Mm-hmm.
That was tight.
The Twisty P thing was crazy though.
That was like, I was scared.
Bro.
First of all, Yuri would literally jump in front of a bullet for you.
Definitely.
So even if you, yeah, you jumped in front of a bullet?
A train.
Do do, do, do, do.
I.
BDSM bear.
I'm gonna turn this shirt inside out, bro.
This is crazy.
It's funny because I like that shirt until I...
Me too, bro.
I can't, I don't see this shirt.
Honestly, can we do a disconnected 24-hour stream?
I don't know if I'm ever ready to do another 24-hour stream.
I'll be down, though.
That was literally torture at one point.
No, but we have to wear 24 different fits an hour each.
Oh, I do that.
I'll do that.
And I'll have 24-face.
Urieg definitely does not have 24-fits.
I don't.
I don't have 24 pairs of pants.
I have five.
Hey, you know what we should do?
like an auction oh oh yeah honestly have a lot of clothes that's what I'm saying you do too
even the homie told me it's like we should just do something for creatives that they want to
like remix this fucking flannels or make this top of this cargo pants I could tell you haven't been
like drinking lean because your eyes are like very vibrant thank you I see you look very handsome
and can we be serious for a second the uh sometimes the homie's looking handsome bro
sometimes the chap be like you know but you know I'm all my best behavior your skin's clear
I just got off this fucking curse.
I still believe a woman cursed me.
I think so,
because I don't get pimples like that
and I broke out for like four weeks
and it's still like you still see
reminence.
Yeah, reminence.
But you know,
it's remnant.
It's humbled me.
Bro, it's called a hex.
It's humbled me.
It's humble me.
It's humble me.
It's humphes you.
No, like girl like,
because I'm,
I'm Mexican, right?
So there's brue here on this shit.
Like,
I've definitely been in those books before.
But I have to be honest
with the whole lean thing
is like I've noticed
with many people throughout my life,
any one of my homies
who starts sipping lean on a regular basis.
Like, and also with dabbing, bro,
I've noticed this with dabbing as well.
It makes your, like, eyes sink in.
And you get these, like, dark shadows over your eyes.
But I get...
And I notice that would lean the most.
Like, when you sip a lot of lean,
your eyes start sinking.
It's because you're, like, dehydrated out for it.
No, well, check it out.
My whole thing is, like,
I'm just at my office late as fuck.
That's also true.
Yeah.
In a dark-ass weird.
Those are computer eyes.
Anyone who, like, knows me knows I don't like having the lights on.
I go, like, full, like,
cardy, like, vamp mode.
No, I had a my home and just bump fucking Kodak black to the bro I was vamped up today. I couldn't sleep this morning like why wonder why
shut the fuck I'm kidding now my my boy has been given the serenity yeah no listen but no listen you know me me and a certain someone we's laid up you for me her ass went to sleep immediately and you what what you this is after I was fucking like just on YouTube like here look at this so like literally like six seven in the morning I do that I do that every
every day and I have my but I have my alarm set for 9 a.m.
But like I tried to go to sleep and I slept for like a hour or two and then I was like I want a
fucking smoothie. So I hopped on postmates and I ordered two smoothies.
One of them's in my freezer at this moment still.
Not as good as you know as it's going to be anymore.
No, no, but I drank the first.
I'm hungry.
I feel you there.
And you're horny for little kids in bondage.
What?
Oh my God.
Weirdo.
Jepetto.
Yeah.
Anyway, but look, look. So then, whoa, I thought you could take your shirt. Oh, wait, you have a what the why do you have palm trees tattooed on the back of your arm?
Why we got matching tattoos? That's so gay. You know what? I'm going to get a bunch of random stupid tattoos as well.
These aren't random. They all have meaning, bro. Can you tell me? You have a Twitch tattoo on your list. Yeah, you have a Twitch. I don't got no apps on me. Except for Photoshop. I have no. I don't got no apps on me.
Yes, you do actually
For that's it
I said I got no platforms on me
I wasn't at IG
Nah but um
Nika said I got no streaming services on me
Can we go back to the
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
After I proved you wrong
Can we go back to the last shoe
The black and white one before the clothing?
I wanna get Max first and last name tattooed on me
No no no
The one who was yeah yeah
Yo Mac DM me
There's more pictures of it I'm pretty sure
Smoking kills
Yeah so look so what they did was they did like
I actually saw these early
here like the one of the shoes is black base and the other one is white base it says smoking kills
on the toe yeah uh-huh who are they collaborating with famous decks with uh atmos
why famous because he be wearing like the the mitchmatchy shoes
yeah you didn't catch that one that was funny yeah i'm on your ass oh whoa they got they got
rabbits fucking each other come on now i'm not a big fan of the you're you're about to put it on
your fucking neck shirt oh my god
You not but these shoes are honestly kind of let's keep it a stack like you guys fuck
with these or no yeah I'm I don't like the mitchmatchy shit I have the all white pairs of
these if they were the same one oh even at that they're different material like the outside
like patent leather yeah this pad leather on the black or one of this like some like mat
or maybe it's not patent leather actually can we zoom in on the they got like that lamb skin like
Rick Owens material on the insult on the inside yeah no no it is bad that's clearly too
different and up front look at the front it's like real leather looks regular
leather in the back is...
Whoa.
I like that.
I like the idea.
I just don't like the Mitch-Machshadish.
I understand the assignment, but I don't know if they...
You lost me at Famous Dex.
That was funny.
Bro, some...
I'm not a big fun of those shoes.
Sometimes our, like...
Sometimes our jokes be going over niggas' heads, I know.
It went over your head.
No, that's what I'm saying.
If it went over my head, you know it went over these niggas heads.
Yeah.
That's the crazy part.
Every now and then someone will comment some shit that no one picked up on.
Those are the funniest comments usually
Those be having me literally at the crib
Crying like how the f-
My favorite one was when I kept calling him like
Carl or fucking yeah Carl from GTA
Oh oh yeah
Zero yeah
And you guys didn't know in there
Bro, you're from holes
From GTA San Andreas look that up
Bro you know you know it's funny
I think I forgot what episode it was
But it was one of the episodes of disconnecting
Someone just left a timestamp didn't say anything
It was just a timestamp I click on it
And it was right when
Blasie's trying to tell you something
and you keep talking on top of him
and Blasie was getting so frustrated
and then you and I start a conversation
and Blasie's still trying to bring up his thing
and it was like a minute or two
of Blasie just getting so mad
that he could not get his point across
I thought it was so far
I was like dude this is the funniest comment
and they didn't have to say anything
it was just a time stamp.
I think the last two weeks Flaco
has realized what it feels like to be in my shoes
oh my in your shoes
yeah I think you
You felt that, like reverse today.
I'm flackled out for show.
That nigga said, I take my shirt off and not all.
Stop breathing.
Take my shirt off.
Bro, just, you could rock your fucking BDSM.
You lost it?
I just wanted to show the tats.
I just wanted to show the tats.
Like I said, I'm inked.
All right, I'm tatted.
Let's check out this clothing room.
It's probably on the table, dude.
I had speech class growing up, man.
Come on.
You got a speech impediment, nigga.
I do.
Oh, my God.
The clothing news of the week brought to us by Mac Attack.
Mac Attack, Shack Attack, Black Attack.
Smacking that.
Why did I feel like Blize about to farm my face?
That ass is flat.
I look right down the hole of it.
Dude, I threw the lighter at Riley and she's lost it.
I threw the rider.
I threw the rider. I threw the rider.
Wait, actually, speaking of Ryder,
before we move on to actually before we get into all the you know clothing in a rider bro I toss it in
an air like Yuri toss Riley the lighter this ain't a this ain't a Ferrari this a Lamborghini spider did you see
and Blasie started off designs he was making flyers uh fucking whitehose lizzie mcguire and when they talk
about disconnected they say house phone is flyer if Blasey says he doesn't like men then he is a liar
huh and I don't know why we let you on this show because having drip was required yeah
Blassey without that green shirt on
Look like he was about to change my tire
That is racist
This is an anti-Mexican
podcast
I just want to let you all know
Honestly look
You're just mad because my bars are fire
Your bars ain't shit
And please don't preach it because this ain't a choir
And Blasie be fucking fans
All you got to do is inquire
No I don't
I got a whole girl at the crib
And you know he'd be fucking the help
He'd be fucking the ones he hired
Oh my God.
And don't be, don't call me a king, call me a sire.
No, cause honestly, I'm really tired.
When are we gonna let these jokes go to expire?
Oh, all right.
This is my show, bitch, you're fired.
Oh.
Where's my lighter?
I'm gonna choose.
We lost it somehow.
I don't know.
Honestly, none of us are tighter.
I'm gonna have you talking like Kanye through the wire.
Okay.
Let's not forget that this all started with me
trying to tell you something
about writer.
Okay.
And y'all be acting like the trolls with the typewriters.
You'd be at home reading Reddit, you turn to a crier.
Okay.
You'll never get to work.
You can't relate to a plier.
You're on the internet all day.
You're a tweet fighter.
Oh.
Like.
Uri is going crazy.
Okay.
007 met the street fighter.
Mmm.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Better yet, Mortal Kombat.
I'm from Russia, bro.
I couldn't get whiter.
Can't get whiter?
Have you seen my girlfriend?
I don't think you could get finer.
My bitch got hell of paper.
I bought her a binder.
My girl only gets,
only starts looking better.
She's like whined with a timer.
Ah, hey.
Fucking nigger, Yuri.
Bro, we might get Yuri in the boop.
I swear to God.
I only wife.
I don't know.
Fuck on them Hollywood Allen songs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck dabb-dab.
No, we need dabb-no dance part, too.
Yeah, I only fuck.
Babe, I don't know if you know, but Yuri has a song.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
I swear God.
Mic drop.
All right.
Yeah, that's my song.
That's, honestly, the first bar on my tape.
Oh, my fucking God. I love y'all, niggas so much, bro.
Y'all are so funny, bro.
All right, man.
Oz better pick aside.
Hmm.
I heard Flacco got a girlfriend, but he never
get inside.
Blasey's looking kind of
thick. I told him flipping ride.
Flipping right.
Blasey looking kind of thick. That
nigga rubbing his inner thighs.
Inner thighs, but I got energy.
Oh.
All right, right, right, right.
The first
the first clothing news of the weekend.
Obviously, I'm the hardest rapper in the room.
You're the hardest rapper in the room.
And they got to sweep your shit.
it up like you need to get a broom oh and i'll do you like fucking austin macbroom i'll fire you on a
video call via zoom i was fucking oh i hate you i was gonna say something to me to zoom wrap your ass to a
b mf doom okay mixtape by blasi coming soon i'm a roche so bad that that sadness is gonna loon
i get money up early i start watching zabuma foo and my bitch got two glocks on her like she tuned
I'm at 7-11 with a four trist looking for some mountain dew.
Ew. You pouring up a mountain dude. Yeah, but I know you ain't talking you don't suck the
thousand dudes. I done so much cocaine. You're wearing a BDSM bear shirt touching kids like it's cool.
You be doing business with the offs but shout to koo.
I'm just kidding that shot. It just rhyme man. It just rhyme man. These girls,
The girls say you fine, man.
This wraps me getting too personal.
It's nothing personal.
It's nothing personal.
That's your adlet.
Nothing personal.
You need to roast the shit.
You don't fucking adlet that in every song you ever make from now on, bro.
That was crazy.
I'm going to walk up to Ralph Bintan, right.
Nothing personal.
Listen, like, you know that guy is lazy?
Oh, my God.
You know that guy?
now bitch you know that guy Blazies from Instagram he makes like so cute he makes like he
took me to a cool freeway spot he took me to this he took me to this view off the freeway
I'm unplugging your mind listen I don't know dude it was weird like like we woke up on the free
like we woke up on the free one like last thing I remember we were taking shots
Bro, shut the fuck up.
I don't know, he had this bear and it had like...
I am literally gonna like...
He had this SpongeBob bear that looked demonic.
He had this bear and it had like...
Clothing you.
Buy Mac, undefeated and bait.
Oh shit.
Collab.
Okay, I'll now be a bait.
Let's look at it.
Alright.
All right.
All right, everybody.
Look like, I don't want to be like...
I don't want to be like...
Shut the fuck out.
What throws fucking palm tree at you, bro?
I don't want to like accuse him, but like...
It was weird, dude.
No.
No.
We woke up on the free...
Bro, no.
All right, I'm sorry, but I'm sort of gotta shut up.
Honestly, what do we have?
Pooosh-icey vibe.
Wait, we still have a lighter.
I can't even like this...
No.
This is like weird, uh, weird drift, like...
This is like riders.
random homie from Atlanta wait you guys say you don't like the pants because I
really like those no I just mean like the whole fit is just like it's like thrift like
swag I don't know let you tell it look what you're wearing first of all bitch
you yeah yeah I got some fly shit on started stuttering yeah yeah bro calm down Bill
Cosby whoa I know you not talking you fucking Balenciaga spokesperson hell not
60 allegations
The freeway Bill Cosby
Yeah
Fucking Paul Walker
It's a Bill Cosby Academy
For all we know
The lighter was
That's crazy
I'm interested in where it was
The lighter was found
Where the sun don't shine
All right
That was crazy
Undefeated babe
Yeah we don't need this
Bro like no
No
I fuck I kind of fuck
You know Shots Untefeated
You know it's crazy
You know your motherfuckers
Are the most crazy
as a hypocrite's like oh we don't need to keep seeing the same stuff they do bro they've been doing
these same collapse for like fucking 10 years i'm i'm sorry it just no you don't got to be sorry
undefeated i'm just i just want you to keep the same energy no but no but this no okay no here
this is what brands i feel like uh really uh work on right is like they know that not every
person is going to be like you house one which is like they're very well educated in and out on every
little thing right some people like me i don't know if that was a dis or no no i'm saying you're
very well educated in fashion but i'm saying like a person like me i've i've known undefeated for a long
time i've known babe for a long time i want to school with they've collabbed at least like so in my
head i think like this collaboration is cool i'm just saying like how many babe shirt how many babe
logo shirts have you seen like that before you're right that's true every babe thing looks
similar to me to be honest but the fact that's undefeated babe i think that adds an extra level
of coolness to me where babe has clapped the comedy fly yeah the hoodies kind of fly as i was
talking shit um yeah it was like so yeah i have to be fair though with the flame was still
um whenever rigged it in doing whatever whenever babe prints uh on um on like cloth or like polyester
like those hoodies it looks cool for maybe you know man it looks cool for like maybe uh two to
three washes but i've noticed that after you have like but this looks a cloth babe thing and
you've washed them many times that that like drained look that vintage look does not look good
with that babe uh and you know what you know what yri i got some sweats like that i got some burnt i'm
gonna hella agree with you right i'm a there's people we know that where you know a lot of old
babe and you're like bro it does not get better with age it looks worse it's like that's that's some
real shit it looks cool year he is honestly speaking facts right now spot on with that that was very good
because you know what i have this crazy like multicolored uh babe zip up that i like hunted down
for years finally got it and yeah i wore it maybe about oh no i mean i definitely put it definitely put
his work in this year actually it put his work in but like yeah after a couple washes if you don't
cold if you don't cold wash that bitch and then hang dry it follow all the rules a rap yeah but
sometimes like like sometimes it works out with the aesthetic yeah but like i i give what you're saying
bro but there's other designs and brands but i think that vintage look looks cool i think that was like a
I think that was like a like a parka type jacket almost.
I don't even think that's a regular hoodie.
He got that like the half zip, not the quarter zip, but the half sip.
Oh, here we go.
No, it literally is.
No, this is like an outerwear jacket.
Yuri, this is not really the hoodie.
I'm telling him.
I went on that rant for no reason then.
Yeah, that's what I was.
Sorry, guys.
Like, this is like a fucking Gortex jacket or something.
Bro, but I'll keep that point for next time.
No, facts.
All right, we got Gucci's year of the rabbit collection.
Is it really?
rabbit shit right now I mean I think this is the year of the rabbit no I'm a dog the year of the
rabbit we got B rabbit right here I think I'm like year of the pig I vomited on my spaghetti my mom is
ready oh okay I don't know the song you should be wearing this shirt motherfucker yeah sure
oh you want me to take I have nothing underneath bro uh I kind of like this jacket I'm a
a little bit so I get it's the but we didn't need to have a a rabbit literally in the middle
That's actually not a rabbit.
That's a bunny hair.
It said year of the rabbit.
I know, but they got a bunny in the photo.
But this is my thing.
I don't see how I'm not paying like $2,000 for that jacket, you know?
I'm not paying like $1,200 of this shirt.
Those sweats are fired though.
Can you zoom out a little bit?
I kind of fuck with that shirt.
Yeah, I like the sweats.
I wish, oh, they got more of those.
Whoa.
I like this cardigan.
Oh, it's Gucci.
Well, it's Gucci.
They're gonna get sued by Teddy Fresh.
They've done the block design.
I hope someone sues Teddy Fresh.
No, I'm making.
a joke because to you fresh suit someone for using the block pattern design that's kind of
crazy which is you know it's been you niggas don't own blocks yeah i'm not paying as much for this
this is like this looks like this is like this is giving like belenziaga like home decor like
photo shoot like there's some weird shit like this is giving like like your random graffiti
homie like got a collab with gucci hey dig let me fucking let's collab dog do that oh hey dog
hey only i could do that okay my bad
I'm just kidding no you could do that.
Serio food.
These pieces look too loud for me.
Oh, what?
This is what?
I just, I'm not into it.
I like the jean jacket.
Whoa, if you're on trumes and your homies
wearing that thing to the left, you're tripping.
I'm tripping on him.
Like, what's fuck?
How much you spend on that, bro?
Yeah.
That's just like $5,000.
For real.
The backpack's kind of cool.
Yeah, like Tyler.
It's like Tyler adjacent.
If it was black, you're wearing it for show.
Yeah.
Or if it was leopard print.
That backpack to the right.
If it was year.
the leopard blasey be fucking flipping out right now yo I would you know I'm not a big
fan of the designer products but that backpack to I like those sweatshorts bro I'm not gonna
lie those are fire the sweatshorts oh yeah he's wearing him too high though yeah you know
can sag him a little bit it looks like my adderol plug shout to the homie Adam
okay ducks for real um yeah I think this is just ass you know if you're looking at a teddy
fresh drop look at these weird ass like furry boxing gloves
love you get in the ring soccer boppers yeah fucking knock them soccer bopper flocker yeah who
fucking took they have like a bbl waist trainer uh this fucking random Gucci
shit in like fucking why she rabbit fucking jing jean jacket on some fucking rossed denim
who the fuck is rabbit like that movie it's a year to rabbit i think the nits kind of cool
though the one that story's wearing yeah but you're gonna pay like two 2 2,500
for it?
No.
I've never,
I don't think I want any Gucci.
I got some sunglasses.
That's it.
But Gucci forever has that thing
where it has the name Gucci
where even if it's ugly,
people are going to be like,
bro, I got that Gucci.
I think that's a little.
Yeah.
That all the lure has like gone out.
If it said like,
if it said like,
year or the nigger,
people would still buy it.
They damn near did that.
Remember they got canceled like,
they got canceled like,
you're not wrong.
Whoa,
Nuri bought every piece.
Can I see the line?
For sure has that push
that like,
Face mask.
Could I have the lighter, please?
You know what?
I'm happy to say I've never supported Gucci ever in my life or any other high fashion brand, to be honest.
We're in your Jivinci glasses.
Other than Cardier.
In your Javinci shades?
If Cartier had something to do with World War II, let me know.
But other than that, I believe we're good here.
I believe they probably did have some.
You know, they probably made watches for the Nazis and shit.
Hit up Hugo Boss.
Get mad of them first.
Oh, and then we got pleasures.
You and then we got pledgers.
This is their fall of winter collection.
I don't sound like fucking Kelby from SpongeBob.
Or Kelpie for no junker.
Or Kelpie the P.
Kelpie the P.
Riley accidentally called Kelvin Kelpie earlier.
Oh.
She said, hey Kelsey.
This is hard, bro.
Pleasures is one of my favorite brands.
I'll say.
But I wouldn't buy it, though.
I would buy this shit.
I'd be buying pleasures actively, man.
Go buy that shit at Bodega.
This is, I don't, okay.
I don't know about this one.
I like the t-shirt.
It looks like Lansi foe.
Yes, you come me Lanzi at Lanzi.
Porn.
My red cup of Manti.
Yo, uh, I like the tourquoise color.
Then she took a panty prayers.
Yeah, the, uh, the off skin team.
She a chante.
Prayers to the office London, man.
Yeah, she'd come in Monta, a Monty.
He was reported missing since July.
That's a dude that, um, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, there's your shirt.
Ketamine fried chaos.
Oh, that what it says, real.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What, brousy?
What?
Blasey.
Blasey.
What?
I've never.
I almost say I never asked you for anything.
But I feel like.
I owe me something right now.
New Year's gift.
It's more than like dollars.
What do you mean?
I thought we already got you.
I thought we already paid you.
Yeah.
Company's made me.
I don't know if.
Are you talking about that?
Yeah.
I thought I was giving,
I thought I was giving that to you on the back end.
That's fire.
You should have threw that into the fucking invoice.
Invoice?
I'll stick it in there next time.
Come on, brother.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, go back, go back.
I didn't get to say what I was saying.
Blasie.
I try not to ask you for much.
I need you to reach out.
I'll buy it for you, bro.
Happy little Christmas.
Bro, I need that.
Bro.
The Academy and fried chaos.
Yeah, shout to Alex James.
And then that way we could both be.
Shout to Vlad at pleasures, good people over there.
Look.
And then this way, we can both wear our fucking weird.
Bear T-shirts.
I'm not like condoning this culture.
No, me either, but I'm saying like,
that way I can't roast you.
But pledging on that time, though.
Duh, there's no bad at me down.
Yeah, that wasn't, that was fried at that office, you know?
That wasn't the BDSM bear.
But I think that it's like a fire-ass brand man.
They became, oh, yeah, bro.
That's kind of hard.
Yeah.
It's giving me rider vibes.
I like that.
The pants are super hard.
Oh, my God, I want that too.
That flannel jacket.
Does it not look like any other flannel?
But it's like a jacket, though.
Oh, the hoodie.
That shit's fire.
No, it's a hoodie, but it's fire.
Actually, no, the fact that it's a hoodie.
It's like a quilt flannel.
You're right.
This nigga looks like Saababy.
That's actually really fire.
And fucking I dress right here.
No, that's literally is him, right?
No way.
I probably, no.
That's not I dress.
I thought that was bro.
They can't afford him in Lansifo.
That nigga, that nigga, that nigga.
That nigga, I'm fucking this bitch is spitting him.
Oh, wait.
Wait, go back to that jacket.
That's a, uh, oh, I need that.
That's, you know, that's a cuizume inside jacket, please, Riley.
That looks like my homie.
Right.
Yo.
Yes she come in Lancy,
you have to say pretty please, dude.
No.
Bro, those pants are fire too, bro.
Wait, can you do one more time, please?
Niggas, you see she's doing it.
You're saying please a lot.
Shit.
Okay.
No, no, it's not a snake print.
Wait, what would you think?
It's like a...
I think it is snake print.
No, it's like a...
Yeah, no, because they had this at bodega.
I want to get this shit, though.
This shit's hard.
It's like snake print, like, detailed
inside that uh that washed area we gotta hit the plug up i don't like those studded studded
pants who fucking i like them a lot really on this all the way up because it's subtle it's not
like it's not like the whole pants it looks like you could rip them off and you're ready to
you're ready to show it's definitely given like cowboy vibes but if you match it with like some plain
shit oh that cardigan you know i'm fucking them in that's not like oh underneath oh yeah can you zoom in
actually yeah that is kind of cold you love the leopard print or the cheetah print sorry hey man
I would even wear this like flannel fucking.
I'll tell you one thing.
Bro, let's bring back trench coats.
I think they're fire.
No, you don't need to go nowhere in public with a trench coat on.
Bohn is not going to appreciate that.
Bro, you're going to get fucking, you're going to get kidnapped.
I mean, you're going to get arrested.
I'll give it.
This is definitely eyedress.
I'll give it 10 more years.
That beanie is fire.
It's nose dress.
It's nose jacket.
Face dress.
I feel like I've seen this jacket from them like 20 times.
That.
would be so confusing. Oh, no, that's cool. I fuck with it. It's just all the
the letters, you feel me? Bro. If I was on streams and I saw that
person wearing that shirt, I'd be like, what the fuck? I like the puffer. The pants are
cool. The puffer. Actually, yeah, the beanie is super cool too. I don't like the pants.
Those pants are like module as fuck, you know? If they're waterproof, they'll be cool for
snowboarding, I guess. Are you saying ooh because of the girl or because of the clothes?
Don't worry about it. Not to the clothes, bro. Come on.
No, to the girls.
Um, I don't know.
Back home.
Those axes seem kind of corny to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're you with the good observations today.
That's it.
Oh.
Well, honestly, I would love to own some pleasures regardless.
That show's fire.
I love, man.
Shout out to them boys.
That pleasure, man.
Wait, wait, wait.
Before we completely get off the clothing news.
Can I bring up the writer thing?
Wait, hold on.
No.
Oh, it's something way more important.
I know what you're going to say.
You posted those dice chairs or some shit.
I thought that was impressive.
They're super fire.
But hold on.
We got something way more important.
You're trying to instigate some beef.
No, I'm not trying to instigate.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Listen.
Rest in peace to motherfucking Vivian Westwood.
RIP, Vivian Westwood.
The time moment of silence.
You never seen Vivian brand?
All right.
Let's continue.
Rest in peace, man.
Yeah, yeah, man.
The fucking staple, fashion.
legend man really oh my god bro what brands vivian westwood you're you're
aunt did nice key just google vivian westwood jewelry it's like you seen the chain like the orb
necklace you've seen the little orb like chain like logo you've seen it before watch like we're
like we're gonna googly it real quick all i thought you're gonna pull one out i was like you got one
well i was not trying to bring a beef dude when i brought up the it's a job never seen vivian westwood
no no i just think of ure you never seen nothing i can see eerie and some vivian chains yeah right
Yeah, you think everything by them is going to skyrocket now?
No.
It's 20 bucks right there.
Well, Yuri, do you know that like, if you just Google something,
it's going to give you some weird cheap version?
I'm fucking around.
That's the things you go on Amazon, they're all over there.
So.
Yeah, you can probably get one for it.
You can probably get a whole pack of them for $5.
I got this cool high rollers jacket off Amazon the other day.
But look, before we get into this music news,
they said Instagram drip checks will be coming back in 2020.
Like three guys, two minutes.
No, listen, listen.
On some real shit.
That's like a staple part of our show is literally one of the funniest things.
I miss it.
I wish we could do it right now, honestly.
Yeah, Josh sabotaged the channel, the podcast was like.
It's not Josh.
Someone throw a wrenching their fucking spokes.
Someone upgraded this computer to Windows 11.
And since then, people have tried to log into Instagram on this computer.
And for some reason, they've tried three different accounts and it doesn't work.
Shut the fuck.
Go on Safari.
Windows 11.
SMD.
You know because I ain't.
after going into this song you know what i see why adam be fucking mad at yeah just i'm not the one
logging in i'm hearing you deleted the fucking ballet interview where is not bringing that up dude
you were high on ketamine during many podcasts that's not true okay i'm joking but
you actually did delete no i didn't oh forgot you you you pushed the i didn't no i didn't
push anything you changed the narrative i know i did not change the narrative for anyone that's new
Blame it on Riley.
For anyone that's new here that keeps pitting this valet thing on me.
Trevor did.
I did not.
And I told.
And I had this conversation on live stream with Adam.
I think we had during 10 talks.
I did not delete the Valley interview.
He's like, oh, blame on as though.
I was the computer guy at that point, right?
There was an issue.
There was an issue with the computer.
There was an issue with the computer.
I could not fix.
I had someone else do it.
That person deleted all the files in the computer.
And then since I'm the person that was responsible for the whole fixing,
me having that dude be a part of it and him doing the thing made me you know
victim to all allegations allegations you're never a victim man bro all but also
can I say that that I got one of my favorite artists project workshop from the
homie here right that's the crazy part he goes crazy it I'm not gonna have it no but
you know it's crazy is like bro watching everybody's progression from the
fucking office from
Like the old office when I first met all these fools is crazy.
I mean, like, even then they were a fire, but like, bro, like, what?
Like your glasses are matching your tea, dude.
Oh, well, thank you.
I appreciate that.
Your hair is matching your pants.
What do you think about my hair as a barber?
You remind me an Ace Ventura pet detective.
Really?
Yeah.
Like a glove?
Like a glove?
Why are you wearing gloves right now?
Because I just got done cut the belt.
Yeah, I just got cut.
And you shook my hand with a glove.
Hey, like a glove.
I've been infected with the belt
Because you know why?
Because he's getting surgical with this shit
That's why
My bad
I do need to get a cut
I literally just came straight back here
Bro because I'm like bro
This shit about to be over with
Who said?
We're gonna go for four hours today
Yeah fucking right
I'm so fucking beat
Here we go 24 hours stream all over
Let's go
I'm out of here bro
No honestly
I've been fucking feeling like shit
Since like before Christmas
And I just been feeling like shit
Like physically
and mentally honestly
they got that flu running around
that's for a lot of people I know having getting sick
including my parents have you gotten sick this year
this year this year yeah
this year this year this year
this year this year
yeah no no no but yeah
I feel like for sure for sure for sure
but not
I've been trying to stay out the way
so I don't get sick
bro you know what's crazy is like I've been
doing a lot of
Instagram research I guess you can call it's not the best research
but on just like food and food diets
and Riley's been, you know, getting overwhelmed with the stuff I've been sending here.
But bro, like, it is hard to eat healthy.
And like the stuff I see about some of the foods that we eat on a daily basis.
I'm just like, I'm like, no wonder we feel like shit all the time.
I'm like putting crazy.
Bro, the canola oil, the fucking vegetable oil, all this crazy shit.
Oh, you're just at like the bottom surface level.
Bro, I'm like in this dark rabbit hole.
Think about the fucking weird like like two for a dollar jack in a box tacos and shit you be eating.
I love them.
That's what I'm saying.
Like think about it.
bro not even that but i've been saying like this niggins talking about vegetable oil nigger you be
way worse bro not even that have you seen the videos of there's these guys who have to go to i don't want
to listen listen there's these guys who have to go to a fast food restaurants like jack in the box wendies
anything you can think of and they fixed the ice machines right for the cups and the
every single one of the videos i've seen they're always just like britt in the ice bro
they're like they always say don't eat the eye don't even get any ice
ice because the ice is so gross because those machines are they serve a million customers a day
and they cleaned it once a month and it's the norliest thing you could think of all right y'all blousey force me
off in here but shout out to y'all man i appreciate yurrie shout out to azoe you can't force you
you know uh nah quite honestly i got i got like two more cuts to go handle so oh now you take off the
gloves yeah yeah my bad you made you made me self-conscious i'm all fucking i appreciate you think i
about germs? You're keeping me on my shit.
Oh, okay.
You gotta keep that home.
No, yeah.
High change is number one.
Keep the homie on his fucking toes, man.
I need them right there.
What, the Louis V's?
The roast pants?
You might have to,
anyway,
the rose cranes were loaded.
Appreciate y'all.
Appreciate you.
I hope each and every one of y'all get rich
instead of happy New Year, man.
Fuck that, get rich.
Whoa, likewise.
You won percent.
We already did we already established that,
my nigga.
You're one percenter, my nigga.
Come on now.
How much did he pay you for throwing those ants out?
Oh, man.
I can't even disclose that.
I don't sign NDAs.
Hey, listen, man.
You know what's the shit, nigga Madera?
Hey, no, no, bro.
The chicken man.
You know what was the craziest thing about the Christmas party?
Yeah.
We were literally talking about chicken Madeira on the episode.
That was not Chican Madeira.
Naga.
It was.
It was.
Ryan said it was chicken Minero or something like.
How the fuck you.
Barzala.
Madara.
Tomato.
It was like the same idea of like chicken, mushrooms.
That's what I'm sick.
That's what I'm sick.
Anyway, bless up, bless down.
I love y'all, man.
Straight up.
Riley, the chef literally told us.
Don't play with us.
Riley.
Riley, this nigga would eat this shit every fucking day from Masanova.
We know what it is.
Apparently it was chicken Marsala and not Madera.
No, it was like...
Marsala requires tomato.
Pull both.
I didn't see no tomato.
Oh, did I see no, no, no.
There was tomato, bro.
No, there was different dishes, guys.
Y'all really fucking my high up, bro.
bro you're fucking my life up
no this chicken
discussion is very important
no no no no no I win every argument
because on a the fucking bottom of this
no because if this is true that it was Marsala
that means that he lied to you and you
lied to me no nigga I cook told us
what's this all right but chick click
Madeira why don't you click Madera
Hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
see this can the chat see this
shut up shut up that's what we ate
the shut up Riley right
Wait why is there peppers on it where
has like the like it gives like a breakdown of the ingredients or something so and then
we'll compare them we'll compare them we'll compare them this is a drip podcast for
comparing it was chicken Madeira I swear it would no but it looked just like that too
though because it's similar dishes bro you're pissing me ah come all we know I order
this every day you got you can't show one not show the other so Riley was misled
way wait but but okay I need to read the differences I'm gonna go my blood is like
boiling right now.
That is my favorite plate of food.
I know what we had.
What's the difference between chicken
Marsala and chicken Madeira?
What?
Oh, it's two different sauces, y'all.
Yeah.
Okay.
I got it.
I got it right here.
Siri's smart.
Y'all, Siri is a fucking goat.
Okay, listen.
Question, what is the difference between
Marsala and Madera wine?
Oh, but it's the sauce.
It's the sauce.
the sauce it's the wine they use come on man all right but we have I think it's a tie it's
it tiles Madeira though but we don't know it could have been I could call Josh
right now but I try to wake his ass up Josh is not asleep he's supposed to show
sleep I'll call Josh right now it's 8 30 p.m. bro why are you saying like we were no
it's shaking Madeira but I'm saying we don't know which one it was but but it's
different I still won I still one I still one no it's like
Pesole with pork
Posolet with chicken
No, I won
I won, I won
We're but to call Josh
Blasie won, Riley zero
Yeah
W Blasie in the chat
No, no no no
We give it
We give him Riley a fair chance
Oh no
You're calling
Josh
Josh gonna be so pissed
It's 830
He's gonna be like dude
I left you fuckers for a reason
Yeah he's like
Hells phone
What do you want
Who else would know?
He thinks you're asking for
raised right now let's call lena lena no she
i'm gonna
call adam i think it
what's worse of potatoes but that's how
no in the tray it was just chicken sauce and mushroom
that was it but it was different types of pastas though
no it was neither
no no
yo what is the chat hey worst poop topics or this
bro josh answer the fuck
calling Josh don't call him again bro I'm calling him we're about dude he's about a
disconnect disconnect what if it was a hybrid of both dude this is for can someone watch the
vlog and like look at the because there's a food there's shot of the chicken if you call
the Josh three times this would be our last episode dude I know he's gonna cancel it
bro Josh he's like he's fake asleep he's like tuckin teddy dude he's hanging out with his kids
right now and he's like tuckin teddy in the bed beating dunes down
Adam's sister's so nice dude now she is shout to her man I understand how Adam is like
like literally spawn of Satan and his family apparently he actually
wait can I say this shout to um
Adam's sister Sarah Josh's wife because she got Riley's
one of the best gift Riley gifted to someone else ever because it was basically
like a custom made you expose your your re-gifted no she already gave it but she
made it okay no but it was like you know she's like a oh my god I'm calling she
calling him again okay we're that was on I we're done for yeah literally
text.
But anyway,
you're buddy.
She made a custom jacket
that the person
that Riley gifted
to was like so excited
and thrilled to get it
that I was like,
okay,
that was a,
hey,
Adam tweeted
Sending Sharp to Romania
to free Andrew Tate.
Oh,
can we speak on that
your hero was
fucking arrested?
My hero,
you're the,
you're the alternative
like girls can't drive guy.
What are you talking about?
I never lie myself
with I'm not,
uh,
Andrew Tate adjacent,
you know?
You have a poster.
I love Andrew Tate,
bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
I mean,
he's funny as funny.
I agree.
And like,
Okay, okay, look. He predicted this. I agree his like, I agree his like blatant points where it's like you want an innocent girl
You want to show a girl the world, but like I think we had gonna have argument of like girls to drive
But also Andrew Tate is the number one example of and he's talked about this openly
About the dude who's had his heartbroken so bad that he becomes a very bitter person and Andrew Tate is talking
Very openly about a girl who's that was not it he talked about a ballerina who broke his heart
Yeah, no, you're right
I literally it was literally from
I'm boo-a-depay.
Hey, whatever?
I'll be all sleeping.
No, no, Riley Checkmate, honestly.
I'm undefeated this episode.
No, you literally have been defeated everything.
Hey, but can I say this, though?
I thought this clip was interesting.
I think no jump posted where there was like,
they said Andrew Tate predicted his arrest,
where he basically talked about how there's like
three ways to take down a person, right?
Like, first you start with cancellation.
You try to cancel a person.
Andrew Tate's not allowed on any platform, right?
But he still has an audience through, you know,
fucking Aiden Ross and like many other people.
Okay, number one, number two.
So they hit him with one.
He survived that.
They hit him and now he said this before he was arrested like months ago, I guess, that he said number two is they hit you with an arrest that's fault that has like a crazy allegation where most people are just going to see the allegation and not see what's going to follow and just base you off that.
And he's like, I'm going to get hit with this next and here you are.
He's hit with that.
But this is not the first time he's been arrested for this.
So I wonder why they arrested for him this specifically.
Man, that's why you don't move to fucking Rome.
You feel me?
I think it was like a case that like he already like the girl and their boyfriend and all yeah yeah and but and like it might just be like they reopened the investigation or some shit like that possibly
But like like like just because they're doing an investigation and they arrest you doesn't mean you're getting charged anything
Doesn't mean that they have any evidence but that was that was his point that was his point that was like he said that like they will arrest you and you're probably gonna get out of it because they have no you didn't do the crime but the fact that they arrest you arrested you for it they're forever gonna say Blasie was arrested for it was arrested for it. I'm forever gonna say Blasie was arrested for
sleeping on the freeway and that's all you're ever gonna get known for you know it's like it's over
or like Yuri was arrested for indecent exposure for in front of a protocile you know exactly it's like
it's gonna be my name forever so he said like that's step two of cancellation step three is
they just kill you so I don't know he be watching too many like fucking like I can't smoke
red pill like content on you he makes me think about this shit like way too he rolled a fat ass
backwood bro and it's the it's the new pack man we got
I runs which is coming to you to a shop near you and make sure you wrap the I runs
and runs rap's speaking of I don't you see who who released the similar type of ad
campers get to it man let's squeak on this from London and I saw a couple people
right Yuri did it better and I thought these are just Harmonia
being supportive I looked at the whole video a that show was you know what
fuck my head up though I'm gonna be honest the top comment the top and I don't
think it has to do with me I think it has to do with Bobby you yash
y'all not see me
flying bro like can board the flame already board the flame okay Travis Scott I was
gonna say the the most like comment on that palette video is be lazy did it first
whoa first of all you see which is true you see how you just try to just take eerie shine
no no no no no you're you're you want to you want to make it about you no no there's three
key points here and I feel like I'm the lesser of both which is you're the number one no
number one number one is Blasey foot putting this thing
together number two no no number two is my number two number two is Michael number
two is Bobby Astro for for filming it the way he did because the way Palace did it
compared to the way Bobby Astro did it night and day bro way funny I'm gonna be
honest day for sure saw the irons you think so bro that shit was going up before
he got deleted bru bananas oh hey and that was your idea wait let me high roll it runs
yeah no no yeah but but beyond that
that let me do pitch this idea of me doing the runs Twitter whoa what are you
gonna post like bitch the video I'm gonna go thousands of you know what
actually Nick and suck my dick all right I was gonna tell him then never mind
you try to play me I'm gonna do it I'm coming with straight number you
want you got no Twitter juice though bro skip the middle man no
you're doing yeah fuck him yeah I fucking hit up young LB myself
Fuck you
No, bro
I'm gonna post on the runs page
You're gonna I didn't know the world cup was wasn't the world cup in the summer
You're gonna just flop that shit
It don't matter these it has to be me to do it
But honestly I'm I'm just saying that I don't think that the video was better because of my acting per se
I think it was I think it's because the filming the way it was done
What my compliment?
No no no I think literally what I was
Bro, you get there, you got your compliment.
You did good.
Yeah, here.
There you got on the back or what?
Now I can go masturbating a sock.
Perfect.
All right.
What do we have next?
Music news.
All right, guys.
I want to shout out my favorite releases of the year, honestly.
Okay, let's go.
I kind of want to do that real quick, guys.
Yeah, as far as the album.
So, guys, if you want to know what were my favorite tapes,
I'm pulling up my Spotify right now.
Give you one second.
Okay.
All right.
Some of my favorite tapes, I want to shout out the 42 Doug EST.
G tape that shit was amazing
I forgot that came out
I want to shout out skateboard P
by Ralphie the plug
I want to shout out
Let me see
I'm gonna show any of these fools actually
Hold on
I want shout to shout to DB
Bat a bag for having a solid year music
I want shout out to Money Science Way
for releasing his tape finally
No Cap had an amazing tape
Shout to the little Maru
The tape he dropped over the summer
Honestly no skippables
Amazing tape coming out of San Diego
I fuck with it heavy
I feel like Ralphie the plug
This year he really like
He fucking turned it up like
Yeah he times 50
He put his fucking foot
He went crazy this year
Shout out to Blue Books
He probably dropped 100
100, 200 songs videos
With videos
Bro Blue Blugs clan went crazy this year
I remember when Adam interviewed them
They were like
We heard around the office like
They were like you fucked with them
And Apollo fucked at them
But like to us
From what I knew
I'm sorry
But they were like kind of
from what I knew a new artist right they came in I was literally though you know
in Rosreuse a bunch of thousands of dollars and they were just like what's up
we're the new artist Bob and I was just like holy they already came in like on a
crazy they came in bread is crazy they really came in with like Prada and shit
organic security ain't doing a paddowns no honestly I'm not I'm not done okay
I was speaking on blue bugs I don't care so uh I'm fucking with you I just want to be
awkward right there so I also enjoy
the back for everything kodak black tape oh my god can we talk about non-skipables man grinding all
season season i still have the purple stamp my fucking round overdose i don't feel vulnerable
i miss my brother cool what he did say that that's the crazy i'd be hitting houses
come on my man shout at the dick i got super grambling on the back of it so super
amazing tape man that's really all my shout-outs as far as the music goes
for this year and uh shit bling bling boy by r3 the chili man was also really great tape as well
yury um honestly i did not uh think of this like ahead of time like blasi didn't i didn't
hear playing on my phone well i don't use spotify like that i just use like youtube soundclad all that
stuff but i have to say that i've listened to a lot of i know you were already on this for a minute
but i got into like months after you a k bandamont i really have been going through his discography
like and listen to a bunch of shit and it's like you can find some really cool songs on there it's my
A K song lucky for no no no no you're tripping lucky for sure uh of course uh Rio de yungo g um what's
free re man uh what's his name fucking the dude that Rio r MC Mike shout to grind R E man that's my
man's my boy out there yeah man shout to grind Ree man why I start Gransman crispy life with a
K come on now shout to Krispy live shot to Liu Graham you know shout to Louis Ray
can I go or are you all for it bro all right man listen listen so let's first start with like
my newer favorite artist of the year definitely got to throw hard rock up in there man new young
nigger from alina bro he's been killing it at least to me glock 40 spas for show i've been off that
crazy that should be making me one that shit makes me want to punch a fucking wall like for no reason
it was a good year for music ah for show man uh i know i don't know i feel like he'd be getting a lot of
hate and shit but shout out to dom corleo too bro i've been slapping like like this year i didn't know
who he was and then I just started
slapping his shit crazy.
Oh, bro, listen.
I'm hard rock.
No, what, wait, what about?
No, no, no.
Highway, too.
Fires fuck.
Shout out to Heikim, bro.
Listen, I'm not going to lie to y'all.
Listen, if you ever want to know what the fuck
you need to be listening to,
go tap in with Heim.
And if you see Heim interviewing them,
go listen to that shit.
Because he's fucking, his ear.
His ear is goddamn, damn near
a part of the cement
He's now an A&R, man.
His ear is to the, like, his ear is so to the streets
that fucking, he chopped half his ear off
and it dropped into the cement
into the pavement and now was a part of the curb.
Like, his ear is in the streets.
That's an amazing analogy.
That was.
That sounds like an art piece
that you could just put it on like the street.
That's a right little bar.
I dropped my ear in the middle of the street.
I dropped my ear into the pavement
because my, listening to the street.
streets. Oh, wait, man, listen. I know this is
going sound corny. Not corny, but just like, oh, like, everybody
listens to him now. Nigger. Playboy, Carrey. No
stylus of destroy lonely was like stupid
heavy on repeat. Still. One of the
one of the better songs that came out this year for sure. Better songs.
That whole album. Fuck you talking about. Little baby album. I wasn't
too like. Nick, fuck a little baby. Not fuck a little baby, but just like,
hold on. Let me like. But do you, yeah.
Let me keep going.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Cash, Gobain and Chal Lee, man.
Slizzy.
Too sexy, too slizzy.
It's definitely my most played album of the year.
No questions asked.
No thoughts.
Which album?
Too sexy, too slizzy by Cash Gobain.
And this is me from Cash, not from YouTube.
That's great.
You heard that.
Yeah, of course.
Come on.
He's a rapper, too.
Oh, that's great.
So look, he makes, like, drill beats,
but he'll sample like some early 2000s like R&B songs and just be like talking about how these
bitches are thoughts and shit like that like like like it's like it's sexy drill music and he just
be like talking about sledding these bitches out that's hard drinking Casamigos i got a piece that shit
it's fire bro the sleazy world go tape honestly was ass i just want to say that but the her loss tape by
drake amazing that she was on repeat for a whole what you mean no i mean you're right no yeah
honestly you put me on to that it's so good it's not it's not it's not
skippable. I think this is my fairy Drake album
last five years.
I think like since views from the six.
Keep the truth the light, Drake'll the rule. That was a good one.
Man, we got
continue.
You know, you know,
454?
No. Basanova and Kelvin
then put me on to, bro. For real?
Super fire. This fucking high-pitched
ass voice is amazing. I really like
I really like the
Phoenix Lexive Volume 2 tape.
The Grindheart E. Mix. Mix.
That's still on heavy repeat for me, man.
Ben, too, gone, that's a little Maru TV.
You want to check that out.
I highly recommend it.
That's just hella good.
I'll vouch for that one for show.
The Ignorances Bliss freestyle by Ralphie the Plug was crazy.
Yeah, he freestowed like a 10-year-old Kendrick song, and that shit's insane.
And that, I believe, concludes all my shout-outs for the year.
I feel like Summers had a good comeback this year.
Not even, like, comeback, but just like, he, he, he,
He kind of cranked in the overload this year too.
Also, Lucky, like Leary said, like,
Lucky really fucking just, he put his fucking foot on niggis necks this year.
He never let up.
The future feature.
And then also it's like, Lucky is one of those people where he never changed.
Like people, do you notice this with certain artists where like they get into a certain,
certain like type of relevance or celebrity and like they will somehow change their style to keep up with the ways.
Lucky if you go back to all of his music, he's always been doing the same shit, but he's been getting
better at what he does you know what I mean like no one can do what he does and he's just been
getting better and better at it shout out to lucky man wait also I got a shout out to motherfucking my
favorite female rappers bro shout out to baby Africa you know what I'm saying the art of geeking bro
like this is one of my best friends bro like one of the hardest fucking not even just the hardest
female rapper but just one of the hardest rappers that I know out in general and like her story is
so fucking crazy bro in the middle of us working
on our collab project
like people like we made like one song together
and we realized that we had like amazing like studio chemistry
and like we as we became close friends
we just started working on this album bro
and we like some of my best music I've ever made
and I know some of her best music
and like in the middle of us being done with that
she fucking caught this rare as disease called
Stephen Johnson syndrome
and she was in the hospital for fucking months
she had to learn how to talk
That's us.
Nika, she had, they had to graft skin from her body and put it back on her face.
Bro, like she was literally in a coma.
She was in a coma for months, bro.
How do you, look, this is a rare, just random.
It's a rare reaction to like a, uh, a medicine.
You brought this up a long time ago.
Yeah, bro.
And like, bro, niggas, she is back full-fledged, like beautiful as ever.
Fucking in the studio going as crazy as ever.
Like, and bro, bro.
So, so she dropped her tape.
the art of geeking and the fucking album artwork is literally her in the hospital
with all these like gauze and bandages and shit like that like so she dropped her project
earlier in the year i finally dropped mine fire which was honestly fire i got shot your tape as well
bro facts honestly hard-ass tape thank you bro but listen this this tape with me and her is
my best music i ever made wait also um biggest up biggest upcoming artist of the year
Blassey.
Blasie.
Blasie, the PayPal.
You're 100% right.
Honestly, bro, when you put me onto shitty boys,
I already thought their music was interesting,
but I heard a lot of critiques where people,
the number one critique was they do a lot of punching in
and they rap so fast that like if you were to go see them in person,
they might not be able to do what they do on the mic or whatever it is, right?
He kind of dumbed it down a little bit.
Not dumbed it down, but he like, he smoothed it out.
Exactly.
And bro. I still think that like his super fashion was fire too though.
No, I know exactly. Sometimes I go back and listen to it too. But I have to say that BabyTron, like, I know Stan Will and everyone else has been going crazy too.
But BabyTron has like has really been doing a good job solidifying himself as a legitimate lyricist.
And he's like good at what he's doing. His metaphors and everything he says is so funny.
He's so good. He's good at being tough, funny, you know, interesting metaphorical, philosophical. He does all these funny things.
Sports. His sports references. Bro, it's so funny.
People love his him on him and blue bucks are like neck in neck with the sports
They need a they need a fucking they need a sports tape in the EA tape
E a needs to sponsor the collab tape bro give me that bro
A and R black a in that B and a B and a B lazzie n n niggas a b and r
bro we need them to make a collab album and it needs to be on madden 20 20 and not a single
fucking name shot I'm gonna understand but I'm all my head tall
Bro, bro, bro, I see somebody make a Twitter edit.
It was like Blue Bucks is the coldest with the, uh,
with the fucking like rap with the sports references.
And it was like an edit of all their sports references.
It was like, like, oh, I saw that shit too.
It was so many, bro.
Yeah.
I couldn't name you not one.
At the step of Saturday's floor street celebrating with Kauai.
Oh, or, uh, fucking room for the kicks like I'm PJ Tucker.
He said, uh, this car 22 like, like somebody.
All right.
These players that had a 22-100 shit.
Bro. That shit was hardest.
Like Larry Burr, right?
Por and four is Breast Farr.
Yeah.
Oh, we got so many, bro.
And it's interesting because with like rapping.
They're the hardest rappers of all time, bro.
With rapping, you can get like deep, but you can get too deep where it's like to keep up with it or know the reference.
You're like, oh, it's like, okay, I got to get this deep and philosophically or mentally.
Right.
But with those things, it's like, it's deep.
But it's just surface level enough where like you could do very surface level research and know what the fuck they're talking about instantly.
Yeah.
No, bro, like, I don't know nothing about sports, but, like, he's, like, hit him with the coldest spin move, like, um...
Like a Muri Yankovitch.
Like, whoever, you know?
And I'm like, oh, like, okay.
I had to score it on the team like a Monti West.
Yo, I always thought that was crazy that that nigga had the same.
First name is me and then the same last name as my mom.
Wow.
That's great.
Your first name is Kanye?
No, the basketball player was like...
Oh, there's Monte West?
It was like, his name was like.
I thought your name was Montailles.
His name was like Delante or something.
I'm so cool.
I thought it was something.
It was something very.
You ain't.
Oh.
Don't docks his name.
The whole name now.
Well, it's all on the internet.
Guys.
They're,
Hey, and they're,
you know what?
I don't know how the fuck they found these like,
never mind.
What?
Like middle school pictures?
Yeah, bro.
I think you posted them.
Yeah, you be posted them.
Bro, you be posting them and they'll see this what they'll do.
They'll screenshot it from back when you post it.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And you think you have.
Yeah, little fintas.
But everyone knows what your fenceda is at this point.
Yeah, bro.
Are you a dick?
Blast toy.
Bro, because he be sneaked this in,
Blast toys.
He be sneaked this and people are like,
he be sneaked this in the fans on his fucking fenced.
And then they'll be posting it in Reddit.
No.
Are you kidding me?
I just seen this literally like two days ago.
What they say?
Bro, look, you post it.
You're so good at a lot.
I swear, bro.
I don't even have read it down.
Listen, listen.
You posted a meme that like, like,
it was like somebody complaining about like they shirt
falling off the back of the truck or something and you were like this beat some of y'all shaking my
head oh yeah yeah and they posting it in the redid bro there's fans who follow me on there like no
shit that's what i'm saying i don't have i'm not having 14 followers like it's definitely spill
copy okay big follower flex hey man follow sandblaster 5662 listen follow my listen follow my new
that bullshit bro shipping and deleted on d should already on strike four bro follow harmonious
yury and get me to 25 follow at house phone
DND what happened to 50% of Julio
Julio oh yes
it wasn't Julio DoorDash King
Wait um oh he's he's around still yeah let's get some chicken madera bro
Who are chicken Marsala he means he means let me get myself some chicken my dare I need in front of you
Yo guys we're approaching towards the end of the podcast whoa why are you? Oh, weird
I said we should go four hours he said no we're not going four hours bro
He's hungry we should go three hours let's no we should go three hours let's no we are it's no we are it's
Story.
Sixth one was right now.
Yeah.
No, you came because honestly, I want to call you out.
Because I don't go on your location unless I'm warranted to.
You know, the, the vibes in here were weird.
He was getting out the freeway.
I made an announcement at five.
Sue me.
Bro, get that.
I was having a fucking line.
What shop sold you that?
You can't even buy flavored tobacco anymore, bro.
He really didn't want to sell it.
He didn't.
He was like, I'm sorry.
I don't have it.
I was like, bro, I know you got one.
You gave him that Gogh, Kee's liquor store in Venice Beach.
No, but I saw him make a hard right turn at 5.56 p.m.
Are you guys affected by this fucking new band, bro?
No, band.
I'm trying to stop this shit anyway.
Green Day?
Like, what are you talking about?
No, no flavor tobacco, bro.
You've done that seven times on the podcast.
I don't want it.
And every time Riley or I have to pick it up and throw it away, dude.
Fuck that shit.
You always buy another one after the podcast, though.
I'm not buying another one.
He's a thrower, not a holder, man.
Who got pre-rolls on?
I'll buy like I got weed man's ira run season boy come on all right let me buy some weed and then I'll
but I need I need I need like fucking a professional roller I got I got a pee bro I got you I got you
you're not gonna roll me like tin joint I'm hell of salivating right now I got you no come on now you
you really try to end the show so like oh pause no I was trying to get to a whole other topic I was
gonna say what are your guys's goals for honestly so this is get my first year together I am gonna do a bucket list
And there's going to be things like, I want to like, I don't get a fuck.
I'm not going to like post on Instagram.
I might after the fact, but like I want to do stand-up comedy at least once.
You've been saying that?
I'm a bomb it.
Okay.
I don't know.
Like every stand-up comedian bombs, every skateboarder falls.
But I am going to, the same way I go into a collection, same way.
Robert has, writers, block.
You know, you know, I've been writing down these jokes.
I've shared a couple on here, you know, so.
You know, but listen, listen, guys, so I woke up on the freeway.
It's like, what the hell?
If you tell that, everyone's dying.
They're going to be weird.
they're gonna start thinking that i'm playing with drinks like it's not gonna be cool
tell them that she played with your drink yeah i mean you got just flip the story you got no no
you guys started off like listen man i don't know what's up with these females do i got some remorse no
listen listen listen listen this what you gotta say you gotta be like listen i don't know what's up
with these new age females man they must be listening to too much cardy b because i think i got
drugged i woke up in the middle of the freeway anyways with my pants down
homeless men are the best marketers i'd be a bad homeless man why can't
because I'll have a crazy sign.
That's my other joke.
That was terrible.
And then like I don't say that.
I don't say that.
I want to have a kid, but I don't want to raise it.
I want like a pre-made kid.
Like I want to adopt a kid maybe like three years old
when he knows all the fundamental.
But that didn't even sound like a joke.
That sounds like you were just saying some real.
Well, I gave you the short.
You know,
I see some parents.
Yo, yo,
can we make a fucking noise for some parents in here?
Woo.
Yeah, man.
I fuck with my parents, you know.
But guys,
Like, come on.
Like, are we really gonna do this?
I know how stretch-
What?
That was what you're gonna do on stage.
I'm gonna dance with that shit, bro.
Come on, I'm Paiso dancing on stage with that.
Bro, listen.
Okay.
I thought you had more to it.
Stand up.
Well, no, no, I want to say, no, you don't gotta stand up,
but like, give us your like two minutes set.
I just did.
That's all I have, that's all my written material.
Can we all just throw a joke?
You gotta go back to the drawing board, my brother.
I have literally a notes,
tab with just jokes.
Just link out with Mexico and just...
What is that racist?
No, the homie...
You just have a Pice to dance on stage for laughs.
Yeah.
It's like you sing you're a Russian dance, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe that might have sounded crazy.
No, we have a black homie named Mexico who's been on the show.
Yes.
He's fucking insane.
He's insane.
He's literally one of the craziest.
No, he came to the office.
Like, a couple weeks ago, we were just laughing about that whole shit.
He's kind of funny, though.
He called me one time in front of Shorty, and I was really, like, very, very
like afraid to answer because I didn't know what the fuck he was gonna say then I end up getting into it with some niggive
and it was just crazy I love that story you should tell it to party oh ha ha now you want to steal my bucket of this
I'm joking but I want to do that um honestly by the end of the year I want to uh by the end of the year next year bro like come on
no I know she meant all right my goal for 2023 wait did you finish yours nah oh sorry um
You said a bucket list, stand-up comedy.
Yeah, that's it.
No, really?
That's it.
That's a good one.
I wish I could leak some of the stuff I see on your only friends.
That's for the-
Bro, you be posting.
The items you post?
Crazy shit.
I'm like, bro, these things are-
Yeah, oh yeah.
You know what?
Next year's to be the best year.
We already have like around 30 products already, like at sample mode.
A lot of money going into it.
I'm going to have a lot of fun.
I just got to get my Instagram to the end, man.
We need, if anyone at Meta,
Mark Zuckerberg, are you watching this?
Please hit me up.
don't, I come in peace, you know, I don't mean.
Let the record reflect.
Honestly, I posted that Yeez's mirror this week and everyone was like,
you let the record reflect.
Hey, but, uh, you can't believe in.
Honestly, no one was like, oh, this is horrible.
This is hard as foot.
Yeah.
I thought it was cool.
Speaking of, um, putting a lot of money into it, I didn't bring up the writer thing
because I'm trying to bring up some beef.
I'm just saying that I've never, from, from all the, you know, personal friends I
have the people I know that are designers and make products.
I've never seen someone make a whole, um, uh, it's like home, home good.
type thing bro yeah writer made a whole ass chair and I was like dude that's a lot of
money dude to make a shirt a nose Blasey for sure he is right got you gotta come through and speak
on it bro like I have to say that to make a shirt I call him right now you have to go through
some production costs to make a shirt and then shoes I can imagine let's end it with
writer I can imagine the production cost for a fucking we want in it I want to talk about my goals
too bitch oh yeah I didn't even get to my goal fuck your goals dog my goal you know
all of a sudden fuck your goals fool while we're calling
fighter. My goal is to...
See, I don't get racist.
Fuck your fucking
my idea.
Hey.
That's how it's sound.
Hey, you on live
right now. So listen, we got to ask
you about these dice chairs, bro.
Well, are you, bro, first of all,
are they for sale? Is this something that you're,
is it just like a one-off project that you
made for yourself?
Can I
can I buy the prototype
for my house?
Can I buy one of the prototypes for my house?
Amazing. Yes. Whoa.
Yeah. Let you tell it. I followed you right after I got it. Oh, I didn't know you were going to say that.
Hey, after after after after after I got tagged like 10 times. I was like, oh, I didn't follow the home yet.
Writer right. Right. Right. You're right. Let me. Why am I talking to the mic? You're right. Let me ask you this though, bro. Was house phone part of the creative process? Because house phone feels some type of way.
No, I'm not. No, I don't. He's calling you because he's being around the bush. He's fuming.
Just wait till you drop a brown product.
He invented brown and green as well.
Yeah, yeah.
They would have been brown diced and I don't know, bro.
I'll see you.
You're the creator of brown bag.
The brown bag, the real brown bag podcast.
Okay, okay, no, no.
I definitely didn't create dice.
No, but I'm saying like...
Nice to think he did.
Oh, your shoes are two different textures.
Oh, my God.
This thing of Blasie is fucking on shrooms right now.
Anyway, shout out to writer.
I thought those dice chairs were sick.
I was wondering, yeah,
if you were going to sell them, like,
has a product line or not.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Tell me Blasey isn't crazy
for wearing this fucking BDSM bear
Belenciaga shirt.
Bro, his homie made it.
Nah, the shirt's fire,
but I'm just talking shit.
I'm just talking shit because he's getting on my nerve.
Huh?
You look like,
you look like fucking,
uh,
like a,
like a,
like a fucking extra in a,
from American History X.
All right, guys.
We're not going to be able to be on YouTube.
Hey, listen.
Until next year.
Hey, we're going back to Atlanta soon.
Oh, you're going to talk about your, sorry.
Are you there right now?
I have no goals.
Oh, you may.
I'm okay, all right.
Not easy.
All right, brother.
Love you too, brother.
Late.
My nigga.
I love writer.
All right.
My goal is to fucking improve on me being a fucking asshole.
Be a better asshole?
No.
Oh.
To not be such an asshole sometimes.
Okay. You know sometimes I'd be like that's a good goal be assing sometimes I be asked sometimes I'd be holding you be asking for it you'd be holing more
You be holing no but not like just um you know bro if I'm really being honest bro like niggi this has been
Literally verbatim the craziest year of my entire life same entire like years on this fucking planet this was like the most roller coaster ups and death
downs like you know what I'm saying I've literally had the craziest heartache I've ever experienced in my entire life but I've also gained so much you grew the most I grew the most and I learned so much and like you know like I was left with so much knowledge and wisdom and I have surrounded myself with you guys and like just had the best influences
And like, I couldn't be more thankful for just the people that I have around, bro.
Like, to the people that I don't talk to every day, to the people that I do talk to every day,
the y'all niggas I see every week, bro.
It's like everybody plays a part in like this whole process that I've been going through this year, bro.
And like, man, shout out to my fucking business partner, Koo for like really holding this shit down for us, bro.
Like, if it wasn't for him, bro, if it wasn't for him, bro, if it wasn't for him, bro,
there would be no high rollers bro and that's on my fucking mama bro he's done a lot as far as
man he's been holding me he's been holding me specifically he's corrected things he's he's he's
done you don't even know the fucking half is cool ever into like coming onto the show he has like no
plans you know what bro have him pop out you know how come make a couple statements you
because you know what press me one time i remember because you know what he's friends everybody in this
listen because you know why because niggas got to put some fucking respect on my boy bro no one
He's one of the heart.
No, no, it's not even about nobody disrespect to him.
I miss my brother.
He just needs to put more.
Nick's needs to put more extra, like, like extra fucking ranch on the side, like extra dressing.
Extra respect.
For those that do not know, you know, it gets deep.
House funds in the appareluminati.
Coo is the owner of All Made, which is an extremely.
It's just made.
It's not all made.
All made is just the Instagram.
But yes, made.
blanks you might have seen them bro you you got some made in your closet everybody
everybody has some made do you know how many tics talks I've seen the people
being yeah listen to five five place you to get the best blanks to get to get the
best blanks on the internet you go to fucking dH gate da da da da da da da
los angeles apparel or made blinks yeah niggas like niggas bro if you drop clothes
you your favorite brand's favorite brand be dick sucking coup is trying to get a
meeting with koo so they could get 10 000 hoodies off yeah real meeting to me
a meeting a bro what the you're saying coo's trading dick for a fucking blanks
they're trying i don't know 20 000 blanks no no
no but listen bro like um yeah man oh man listen shout out to my mother fucking brother
my fucking family bro my niggia josh lettuce bro my manager my fucking life mental
my fucking coach
my little brother bro
I swear
on my motherfucking mom's
like existence
bro if I didn't meet Josh
exactly when I did bro
like you could think whatever you want about me
I would not be even fucking
I would be fucking on the side of the road somewhere
or something you would expect Josh
or I would just be some grimy ass nigga like
like listen I was always going to get to
it no matter what but i would have been some grimy you would have been something and i feel like josh
handles your rambunctiousness very well where i think he kind of know he just knows me too well at
this point like expect them to he knows when to back off and he knows when they're like he knows how to
cream your coffee okay all creaming anyway anyway yeah i know something that uh you don't know
i feel like i envy josh's a ability to like really he looks like he's always he looks like he's always
he's calm and chilling but I know he's not just with you know it's not just with me
yeah he has a lot of other stuff to deal with like bro bro bro he just had his fucking second
kid bro oh really well yeah man congratulations bro he's been dealing with his own like personal
shit bro like he's literally like if there's anybody that fucking got a superman cape bro
this my nigga josh bro hey listen house owns manager not the no jumper joe yeah yeah no
shout out to no jumb or josh too he's made all the credit yeah no no i was talking about
i said josh lettuce yeah mine i'm on instagram at josh letters guys man you
Give us some dumbies.
Listen.
Speaking to Josh and no jumper and shit, bro,
I gotta give a specific special shout out
to motherfucking A.D., bro.
Like, A.D.
Real big brother right there.
AD, being in my life, too,
I would definitely, like, be like,
it would be a lot of situations
I would have been crashed out, lost,
like, fucked over some really good opportunities
or situations.
if it wasn't for him bro sharp same thing bro many people oh j suits like well bro bro bro i could
literally this is a great family i could literally say here even fucking adam bro i know i know i
know adam be fucking fed up with my ass bro he'd be like got he's been with you the longest bro
listen no no i know but like like like because adam is not like adam will like you know like you
know like like adam will like feel like oh like like i see you doing good whatever but he
won't be necessarily that vocal and then when he does it'll be like I always fuck up right after
he'll be vocal so I know that I know Adam has really like he shows his disappointment
bro that's what I'm saying like like like like like I know it damn near has hurt him to see me
really fuck off like an opportunity that he didn't have to give me before in the past bro yeah I know some real
shit bro that niggist stuck by my side this entire time bro he could have he could have been
Like, listen, hey, man, it's nothing personal.
Exactly.
But business is first.
Yeah.
Hey.
Why am I getting died for that?
Because you the next motherfucker.
What I do?
You have literally been one of the best bros I could have ever had in my fucking entire life, bro.
You have been nothing but a positive influence on me, bro.
You stayed on my fucking ass.
If you know I'm fucking up.
Or if you even got an inclination of me being on some bullshit, bro.
Like, you call me and you check on me.
Bro, I've called you, you dropped whatever the fuck he was doing and came to my side, bro.
You know, some real shit, dog.
I love you, my nigga.
Oh, I'm gonna cry right now, dude.
No, my nigga, Yuri, you're fucking MVP of the year, bro.
Oh, my God.
You fucking standing alone on your 10 toes, nigga.
You say, I don't even fucking need no jumper no more.
I delete the ballet interview.
No, I'm delete anything I want.
And I believe wherever the fuck I want, bitch.
I'm streaming at home.
Bro, nigga, you, you, you.
to have like seven live viewers bro i know and you fucking stay consistent as fuck nika i could click
on your year you know i could click on your shit four figure fucking numbers bro bro bro it's amazing
i could i could click on your fucking shit and you got 1200 people just watching you literally
that's right like fucking take dabs in your fucking room i'm like tremendously proud of all of us bro
like for real like we all like we're just sucking each other's dicks right now at
it's end of the year bro this is we're closing it's the end of the year like like ultimate suck
Yeah, I got blue ball. Hey, but also, wait, to end off on my, you know, goals or, you know, of
2023, but also to, to piggy back off what you were saying about, like, who were surrounded by, like,
dude, I remember before when I was just interning for No Jumper, it's just like, dude, I really did not have
many friends at all. It's like, I didn't really talk to anyone. I was just working on my YouTube
channel. I had a couple friends I hung out with and, like, I worked on my shit. And I didn't
really have anyone I talked to or hung out with or had good times with. I was just like,
really just doing my own shit. And I never really thought, like, you know, I was getting to
this point in life I was thinking like damn I'm older now when you're in school
you're surrounded by so many people and it's easy to make friends but the old do you get it's
like what you're gonna harder opportunities to social yeah you can say hi to some random guy on the street
or some random girl it's just like weird to just make friends like so it becomes hard to make friends
so you the older you get like I was getting this film where I was like losing hope to socialize
more you know I mean but like ever since I've joined no jumper it's like you know it's so many people
I've met and then like everyone's so many opportunities not just opportunities but just people you know
good genuine people I've met it's just like you know for example Blasey like when you guys
talking about uh the streams this year just like bro when else I've been I was talking to Blasey
for a long time before I left No Jumper saying like bro like do you think I could do this on my own
and Blasers was like you got this bro like you know your chat's crazy that all that stuff
I appreciate everyone that we're surrounded by but as for goals of 2023 um just like you were
saying to be more on my shit be more efficient like I'm I'm when I look at the way no
Drumper runs, like, I'm super envious.
I'm like, I would like to be this productive and this efficient and
have this consistency and all that stuff.
So I wouldn't be more consistent, more more efficient, more, you know, just active and
proactive and all that stuff for 2020.
That's a great goal right there.
Honestly, bro, like, I'm trying to get sexy.
You're like, like, I'm trying to be like, like, I'm trying to get more tatted.
Yeah.
I want to be healthy.
No, I don't want my fucking leg to be fucked up.
I'm going to hear real true.
This is going to sound a little.
Zessie, but I got sexy this year.
I'm trying to get sexier, though.
Like, hey, I turn bad.
Like, I don't want to be that nigga.
I don't want to be that nigga.
I don't want to be that nigga because I got a bad bitch that now I can just like,
like, be off my game.
I'm definitely going to be on that.
I want to be like, you know?
I want to be like, you know?
No, yeah.
Next year, we're trying to be busing together.
Definitely going to be wiped up, you know.
And I just want to say, yeah, this year, most crazy is most impact.
most impactful year in my life there i feel like there was something going on every fucking day
there was a there was a new stress a new thing to be proud about new thing to be happy sad about
every fucking week this year in my life this is the craziest year i feel that i did not it wasn't a
single dull three days of my life and honestly i got to thank the viewers who are fucking watching
this shit because you guys are literally making this shit come true you guys been put putting up with
like all of our fucking shit bro yeah man we we fucking
The order fell off the back of the truck.
No.
If I missed 10 shows in a row, like y'all niggas are still riding with us, bro.
And that's the most important fucking thing.
We can fucking ever have, bro.
And all that notes, shout out to the producers of the show, Mac.
Shout out to fucking Mack.
Shout to fucking Riley, man.
Shout to Riley behind the boards of every single episode of every fucking episode.
Let's go.
I don't think I've ever seen Riley like pull a sick day.
She has, you got a good.
better attendance record than me on god well no jump president strict no sick day rule no really
no honestly i do you miss any episode no no dropper is very uh
accommodating with like yo i want to take this day off this day off these three fours i want to go to
los meas for two weeks it's like yeah they're pretty cool hey just know i almost didn't like
shout out to eight girl cheeks because i almost didn't make it here today i was about to go to
big bear with coo oh my god bro you see that's that's why you need a
woman in your life to like make you not do stupid
2023 we're not we're not
being stupid wait hold on hold on so someone
proposed snowboarding
or do the show they've been doing
for a year straight every Thursday at 6 p.m.
And you're like well I could still go
you're not even snowboarding. I'm not going to
snowboard at all I just want to be in a cabin in the snow
hey listen this is what we're about to do
babe we're picking up bobby aestro
we kidnapping him with his camera
even though you just said fuck him like three hours ago
or two guys you would never say
you did you're like fuck bobby aster
I never said that.
That sounds crazy.
Bring up the,
bring up the,
I've never heard those words.
Bring up the clip.
We're kidnapping Bobby Astro and we're going to Big Bear right now.
Tell your mom turn around.
I'm going with you guys.
Fuck it, dude.
Can I go with y'all?
No,
yes.
I'm going to be booed up this weekend, actually.
Oh,
bring her to us.
Wait,
okay, Mr.
I'm not going to talk about being booed up before the show.
Now you just said it.
BDSM bear.
Thank you guys so.
Yeah.
Shout to everyone.
Oh.
Hey, thank you guys so much, man.
Listen, this is probably my favorite episode.
Listen, make sure y'all, like, focus on the Mamba mentality, not the 22 mentality.
And focus on yourself.
You guys can do anything you want.
Listen, man.
Damien Luck, 925 inspired me.
Hey, hey, oh my God, fulcrum is the most positive.
I didn't know, like, his, like, his deeper purpose, his deeper message.
Yes.
It's the most beautiful fucking thing I ever, like.
It is.
Bro, wait.
Which is like, yo.
We got to end it off with the full crime message that I've seen on Twitter.
Don't look at me like I'm just like some unique individual.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
All the same people.
I don't need you to paraphrase.
No, I'm not paraphrasing.
I'm just saying what I, okay, I'm paraphrasing.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
But, bro.
I literally saw this video.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's end it off with this.
Yes, sir.
No matter what age you are, no matter what size you are.
No matter what color you are.
There's some real shit.
up today
and you're reading
goddamn air
you're gonna
shout out to my
you catch to this girl
for a goddamn
reason
real shit
from you
like I'm just
goddamn regular old
fulcrum
at the end of
the day
I make these
videos to
show you guys
that no matter
who the fuck
you are
you can truly
do whatever
the fuck you
want to do
shout out to my
nigga
that nigga is
a positive
ass
nigga bro
and he's gonna
fucking
go very far in life
doing
like being
him and
being positive
man
I would
really like to
meet him
you guys
are gay
I invite
I invited him on disconnect that he said he's down.
Okay, he said he's down.
Bring him next week.
Uh, okay.
Well, whatever, whenever he does not live nearby, but, uh, he lives, like, you know, five, six hours away.
Faded in a hole.
Fade in a hole.
Fade in a ho.
Exquisite.
Exquisite.
Exquisite.
Thank you very much for our special guests for coming on earlier.
Facts.
This is a very special person.
And thank you guys.
Let's go.
See y'all next week.
I'll see y'all next Tuesday.
Next year.
Happy fucking new year, man.
Hey, make sure y'all have.
fucking have a butt naked orgy with
make sure I get butt naked and have an orgy on New Year's
with as many thoughts as you can.
And then go into the New Year's as a new man.
Gang gang.
