No Jumper - Disconnected Ep. 55

Episode Date: December 30, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Jumper. And no cap, this is episode 55. Episode 5.5. Featuring us. Featuring the same people. As always, GCOV. Yes. Anyways, we're back.
Starting point is 00:00:15 We're back. But listen, most importantly, this is the last episode of the year. Jesus Christ. Like, it's crazy that I'm really not going to be here until next year. Like, what the fucker are we going to do this time in between? That's the most important. going to talk about all day today is the fact that it's the last episode of the year.
Starting point is 00:00:33 I just, I also want to say that like, you know, hold on, I want to make this. What do you mean? Christmas? What? Okay, so look, here's my, put your headphones on, so you can hear what you're saying right now. I don't think I'll ever hear what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:00:48 No, but I just want to say like, you know, you should have had headphones on on the live show. I should have just had water at the live show. You had a wok. Them water. Tris, but white cloth. No, but, you know, I just want to say that this year has been hella great.
Starting point is 00:01:04 You know, I feel like this is the first. This is really like the one year anniversary of disconnected because like the first three episodes were like, you know, we weren't too sure. Like the running joke was like, oh, I don't know if I was pulling up today. I said that to like the 12th episode, but I just want to say like, you know that survived all 22
Starting point is 00:01:21 on fucking camera, bro. I didn't, you know what I'm saying? If you told me last year, December 30th, like 2021, like we were gonna do this shit a whole year I'll be like wow so I just want you know give give a round applause for Yuri and houseful man and Blassey and also also for the audience for everyone that watches us and also comments because these are the things that you know keep us here oh yeah for show for sure you comment comment disconnected W what was your what was your favorite moment of the of the disconnected year
Starting point is 00:01:54 of the disconnected year honestly so here's the thing right the other day me in my office, I made the mistake of taking like shrooms in the morning. Like someone gave me a piece of chocolate. I was more interested in the chocolate aspect than the shrooms. I love how adventures you are with drugs. I'm not. I kind of keep, I stay in my front yard. I hate those shoes already.
Starting point is 00:02:12 No, you definitely do not. Bro, what? I'm not like out of DXM and shit like that. Usually when I think of shrooms, I'm thinking I need to schedule two days in advance, one day of shrooming and one day of recovery. No, but kind of- If it was an acid, I would feel you. But look, my homie did me like a dog, like when you give a dog.
Starting point is 00:02:28 a pill you hide it inside of a muffin why this thing a blasties over here fucking the homie was like you want chocolate you got drugged yes you're rick rossing dogs he didn't tell you shroom chocolate he just said chum chocolate but you don't use the hoodwork chocolate you just say shrooms that's what you're referring to so i was drugged off shrooms on this two you knew it was shroom chocolate and to be honest with you bro it was fucking my head up and we one thing led to another we start chuckling laughing you're like yo let's watch that one roast battle so we start watching the roast battle that's part my favorite thing, even though I was
Starting point is 00:03:00 like totally obliterated. And you were, you know, going behind Tokes back and you had already made pre-made deals. Yeah, you was ever, you was waving a white flag before it even started. That's true. I was mentally kind of waving a white flag because I didn't even pull up. Yes, I did pull up. You were not in a lot. You did not pull up.
Starting point is 00:03:16 I pulled up, but I was, excuse me? I was late. I did pull up. I was late. Put your headphones on. I was like mentally waving the white flag where I was thinking like, I don't know what I could bring to this. But then when I got there, Blasey's like, I already talked to A.D. It's all good. They're not going to roast me. They're going to go in on you and pot lord.
Starting point is 00:03:31 And I was like, oh, sick. You already made like a, you know, got a YSL deal. I was saying, because look, like, you know, I could give in. Yeah, not definitely. I gunned the situation for sure. Typical Blasey move. For real. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:03:44 No, but like, AD texted me on the site. He was like, look, bro, like, you want to be part of this? You just, you know, you can't give jokes back. And then I just start hearing all these, like, these jokes getting like, and I watched it on camera for the, you know, because I experienced it. I didn't watch it again. I watched it again. like six months later and I'm like bro Tiro is still out of pocket for that oh yeah he came with the
Starting point is 00:04:04 whole PowerPoint presentation trying to yeah trying to uh dismantle your whole career i'm not trying to like re spark this shit or anything like that but i was just watching that i'm like damn that is it got intense and then the whole like pun and Josh moment like that was probably my favorite you want to step outside and talk like a man oh my that was the highlight of that end of the day for the year i thought josh was here and pot lord was on point he was roasting everybody but listen Like this is one thing y'all got to understand like me and Pallor come from fucking roast culture bro like me and him have probably went over 24 hours like at one time just roasting each other non-stop this could Pottler strategy is like bro he'll say the most stupidest
Starting point is 00:04:47 thing but he'll he'll run it into the ground that you love it you definitely gone on missions with your homies like an hour or two mission where the whole thing is just you guys talking shit the whole time you know right no but walking driving or whatever it is But listen, like, that's why I had no problem with, like, letting pot Lord take the reins on that because I know that. Don't act like you were like, you know what? I'm going to leave it to you guys. Why didn't she show up again?
Starting point is 00:05:09 I don't fucking remember. Yeah, you didn't plan, like, you're, oh, Paul got this or whatever. No, I didn't plan on not coming, but. It just happened to. It happened. I wonder. Yeah, because we technically won. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:05:21 We also have had. He won. You guys didn't win shit. You got me. I didn't do nothing. No. I, I didn't, what? How'd that.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Wait. Forgive my brain here, but we also had a legendary producer on the podcast who produced for Tupac. Oh yeah, DJ Quick. DJ quick. There you go. He's a rapper. Not rapper.
Starting point is 00:05:38 I said producer. Uh-huh. That's what. He said, what? Bro, that was legendary. I mean, I guess he's a producer too, right? I mean, we had a, D. Savage is our most of these episodes. I was going to say D.
Starting point is 00:05:49 D Savage is another moment as well. That happened just so natural. It was good. It was fun the whole time. We should bring him back one time. They played him by not putting him on the thumbnail, though. No, no, no, he's definitely in the thumbnail now. Okay, that's good.
Starting point is 00:06:01 I think we should just like, we should just kick Podlord off again, make, make DeSavage the permanent fourth mic. You think D Savage would be renting apartments? What? Oh my God. Oh, you. Hey, Twisty P. Was that a, oh, my, that was the most legendary sequence of events. We had Hellstar.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Like, this is one of my favorite brands. I'm like so, he's like, he's saying this deep story about like, like, fuck you. Quay, bro, you're a gatekeeper. I tried to gate keep hell star for so long I remember I remember like I was receiving a hell star on the low way before like anybody was even like trucks were invented yeah before they were able to fall off the bag huh now but before before you were able to steal the fucking uh before you get able to steal my package no but look but like like I was rocking that shit for forever and then I remember like he had a fucking juice had gave me um like a
Starting point is 00:06:56 fat package or whatever right and tell me why like the next day or the next couple days after i see fucking la baby little baby yeah wearing the fucking same shirt that i had just got from hell star wow and that was like the first moment i was like what the fuck like they on some other shit yeah and niggas just been no they've blown up since niggas been cock riding cock eating look who's talking i'm not talking about you but you don't you happy though it's like it's that thing with uh no i'm Gatekeeping. No, no, no, I'm not happy at all. No, it's, I want to be the only one. But they've had this argument for SoundCloud rappers where, like, you have this favorite underground rapper you have, right?
Starting point is 00:07:33 And then everyone fucks with them. But once he actually is able to move out of the basement of his mother's house and actually afford himself some food, everyone's like, you switch stuff. We're trying to play a little Tracy. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm not playing little Tracy. I'm just, well, okay, that's crazy. I'm just saying that. All that to say, you got to be happy for the success.
Starting point is 00:07:50 But all that to say that, like, I'm so happy. I was just. We were doing the, the hell star, no jump. bumper interview, you know, asking him side by side. He was getting this deep story about coming from like Starbucks cussling. Bro. And then twist. He said he was working at Starbucks like last year.
Starting point is 00:08:03 You damn near just hear like a car crash outside like, ah, fucking San Diego bitch. Yeah, bro. S.D. comes in blood, spewing out of his mouth. All over my fucking blood everywhere. Big pants and shit like that. Everybody was like, oh my God, they were so scared. And then there was reports at the office that like his toe was ripped off and like,
Starting point is 00:08:22 you know what? like a tail or something like that report as well we need a foot update on twisty p's uh feet twisty p send a picture of your feet in the dm's to one of us right now what is he do you guys keep up with them like what is he do now every now and then he'll well what he'll do is his instagram where he'll delete the content on there and he'll also like do the same thing on ticot but he'll just come back with it with a new video sometimes you listen to draco sometimes listening to summers it like there's no in between listen but all i got to say is hey hey a problem, man.
Starting point is 00:08:55 I'm spinning off the perks like I'm a laundromat. It's crazy how much like, like internet. I missed that fucking era. Like, what was that? That was this year, too. Bro, this was a crazy-ass year. We had a whole interview with him, bro. I drove out all the way to fucking no jumperville and fucking came through.
Starting point is 00:09:14 No jumperville. Yeah, but all that to say that, you know, I ended up like going on my story because everyone was hating on my ass that day. They were saying like, Blasie, you're a bitch for fucking taking a off to get off what the time in your show this and that and he fucking uh that's why he that was his the start of his fucking villain arc that's true i'm like so i need to have a he's an old to say my show bet pah lord you're off thank you twisty p no but uh you know and then i went on to explain myself on my story and then he comments and sallie's like man it's old heads like you uh
Starting point is 00:09:46 trying to stop the young ones from winning i'm like bro he called you a old bitch that that like was that like was a reality like he's like the first person that are calling me all head. I had to check the fuck out of that Nicky. He's like two years younger than you. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:57 And then he had this crazy like conspiracy about like like us. We set him up and like we set him up to get beat up. And then I. And then I like, yeah. I like immediately was like bro, you told everybody on live stream last night
Starting point is 00:10:10 where you were going to be at. And then he was like, literally. He was like, oh yeah. You're right. Yeah. And like he kept calling me nigger and then I checked him.
Starting point is 00:10:18 And then he was just like, I'm sorry, bro. That was a crazy ass thing. That happened. Okay. Okay. My favorite moment Me finally being crowned
Starting point is 00:10:27 That was definitely two years ago Wait, what do you mean? That was like episode five That was this year still Nah Let you tell it We're talking about since episode one It's been a year
Starting point is 00:10:38 Yeah we're talking about Y'all math is not since Not since episode I know you're not talking about He's thinking about from the from you know Before Blasley I wish we had a college teacher as a co-host Just so they could check your dumb ass
Starting point is 00:10:49 Oh man bro we're talking about The duration of the show I'm not talking about since fucking January 1st, 2022. Oh. Oh. So you, so you want to. So you want to crown the episode on the hat one.
Starting point is 00:11:05 That was not. Just let it house once tell it. Yeah. Like fucking. You have the floor. Speaking of, uh, speaking of it being told, let's get a little drip check in real quick before we get too far. Already already?
Starting point is 00:11:17 Already. I feel we got a bullshit. You got to have four. I mean, I feel a little warmed up, man. Okay. I feel, well, you look very warm right now. That's a dis. That's not a dip.
Starting point is 00:11:27 That's not a d'all. Honestly, the sweater. Are we getting jokes off, Yuri? Okay, the sweater's giving me Bible study. The sweater's getting me built-a-bizes. It's your Bible study shirt? Because he's known to wear a V. Crue-neck knitted sweaty, a hoodie thing.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Not a hoodie, a sweater. Crew-neck. You're known for not shower in. I took a shower right before I came here, actually. Allegedly. Not allegedly, you can ask Riley. Riley was here, so how would she know? She drove home to pick me up post shower.
Starting point is 00:11:56 That don't mean that. Because we don't have a car. Well, I don't have a car. You're either the same. Hey, honestly, shout out to having your girl drive you gang. Facts,
Starting point is 00:12:05 honestly, because. Wish I could relate. But also, dude, I've been, you know, you need your girl to drive you, bitch.
Starting point is 00:12:11 I don't have a girl. You fucking, before you wake up on the freeway again. Public transit system. You wake up on the freeway again. Bro, I honestly, I lost my car about four months ago already. And I thought,
Starting point is 00:12:21 I was like, when I lost it, I was like, bro, I was skating all over the city when I was young. I was like, I got this. It's not going to be no problem. No, bro, I need a car. This shit is whack.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Yeah. The shit sucks ass. Bro, listen, we, we on our, we on our fucking, we on our thought nigga, like, like, ain't shit. Boyfriend Swag having your girl drive you everywhere. You're just the princess in the car. You're the passenger. Passenger prince all day. Can we stop by a gas station?
Starting point is 00:12:47 I'm, listen, I like, I need my AC on this side of the whip. Full blast. I did the bus life, you know what I'm saying? For like four months this year. No, you did not. You took the bus one. Yeah, what the, you're fucking lying. Or if not.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Blassey is such a cap artist, bro. Not, but I was like, like, legally I was supposed to be in like the bus market. For the duration of my DUI. You know what I'm saying? Bro, you make more money than probably both of us combined. You're rich enough to buy a bus line and call the Blasey line. Let you tell it. What's up?
Starting point is 00:13:20 You definitely make enough money to just Uber. that no bro but you you you want to see just $60 60 I just said fuck this shit I'm hopping in my whip and if I'm gonna be like I'm be like oh I'm you know like I gotta work and then you know we're on a live podcast right now yeah and then this fucker he won't even like turn it down a notch and like you know like drive regular this thing it wants to Paul Walker through the fucking traffic like he just got a valid license like no I think blue bucks said it best Paul Walker if I crashed him a die with a bag But I'm, you know, I abided the rules for about like five months. And then this shit got me nowhere, bro. I beat the DUI, uh, allegations and they,
Starting point is 00:14:01 but you didn't beat the, the wet and reckless. You didn't beat the, the reinstated license. There's no allegations. You have to take double a right and some shit like that. That shit is not easy, bro. Listen, like the whole, the whole thing with that shit, bro is like it. It's just so confusing. It's open ended. I actually not confusing. You're not supposed to drive. but you i gotta go to where you are gonna drive don't talk about it on a podcast i feel like is the general oh i feel like i feel like your judge i feel like your judge is watches our podcast yeah officer ramirez is watching this totally no he probably will be six months from now when you're in front of the court they don't give a fuck about bro they're gonna search up blazie on fucking la.com like that's
Starting point is 00:14:41 gonna pop up judge martinez is definitely watching our podcast every thursday bro you know it's they're working on just a bigger case like how they did like how they do shoplifters they're just getting all these different charges. I've had the experience before where one of my homies, shout to Chris, back in the day, he got a DUI, right? You got homies? Yeah, unfortunately. And then he fucking got a, like a breathalyzer
Starting point is 00:15:03 installed into his car because- No, I'm not doing that. Because of that shit, right? And dude, Mr. Wett and reckless over you. I'll get another whip. And at this point, I was like, you know, I had no job, I had no money. I was very poor.
Starting point is 00:15:13 And Chris would fucking hit me up going like, bro, I got you on weed all day if you just blow into my breathalizer and let me drive. And I was like, I got you. So you gotta blow the homie every day. Every day. He would pay me in weed to blow in this hole in this. Yo, pause.
Starting point is 00:15:25 On the day. I feel like that's not the first time you got paid to blow some shit. Basically, I would just hate that with the homie and I would fucking blow in his breathalyzer. It was fine. I feel like that's not the first time you got paid to blow the homie. And one way or not the last time either. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Excuse me. What? Okay. Me, I don't be. No, you're about to throw an offer. No, bro.
Starting point is 00:15:43 I've never blown the homie. I'm not going to blow the homie. You said homie top is cool in a rap song. So that's another story. Um, but, Speak on that's never happened. Yeah, speak on it. Let's hear that. I've been narrowly avoiding. You said bro top. There you go. I've been narrowly avoiding this that freestyle leaking to someone in this room.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Oh my God. Are you aware of the freestyle? Oh, no. It's two minutes. I wish you could get her on camera for a second, bro. You had to introduce it disconnected. Come on. Okay. Come on. We got to see right here. Honestly, no, I'm going to make it more intimate. I'm going to sit over there. Oh my God. Oh, yes. Are we doing this for real? Yeah, why? I mean, fuck it. I don't. I don't. You are so blushing come on I'm a little red I have some relationship questions to ask Oh my fucking god this is crazy. Nah it's gonna be like the Kylie and Travis video like what's my favorite color? Oh that's honestly oh wait that no that'll be good too but I don't have some more urgent questions to ask Did you did you did you did you plug it in? Yeah uh Blasey should be good he won't have headphones though but talking to the mic Hello hello we could hear your voice. Don't be weird please all right okay now we ain't here man so
Starting point is 00:16:51 I haven't had the pleasure of meeting your significant other. Our guests. This is Montilla, aka, I'm Mr. Cheeks. This is Miss Cheeks. Why are you Mr. Cheeks? Because this is Miss Cheeks. This is Ace Girl. You can introduce yourself.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Any relation to Sandy? This is your deal. My deal? This is our. Okay. I'm a guest. You're the host. Mrs. Cheeks, I have an urgent question for you.
Starting point is 00:17:20 Yes. urgent question if you were handcuffed to house phone and he had to shit amount of time and wait wait it doesn't even amount it doesn't even matter the amount of time he has to shit and he has to shit right but really unlock you're not gonna let him shit next to you that's real why why for i wouldn't want him next to me while i shit that you be that makes relationships stronger sometimes wait you be shitting no no girls don't shit damn i've never heard a This thing a shab slammed the door loud as hard as so you don't plan on like doing this whole like 24 hour like handcuffs streaming that lifestyle isn't for you necessary. No you know no I think that um no it's covered there are plenty of people who do it way better and I don't think that's something that I need to do I just want to say I'm glad to see this relationship coming to fruition because I feel like I say you're not being so gay I asked the poop question you're the gay one that brought your girl but look let you
Starting point is 00:18:19 There's nothing wrong with that, but look, I just want to say I saw the Goli Manga. Yeah, come on. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I'm sorry. Keep your eyes open, baby. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:18:26 I want to hold hands so bad. No. Oh my God. Not on camera. Like, see, that's the crazy part about it. I think that's the dope part about both of us doing what we do. Yeah, y'all ain't like, I don't. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:36 No. I don't have to do all that. Like, that's just. No, but I think it was dope though because, you know, I was with you at community when this whole like. Yeah. Shit came to. I know. It was so random.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Very random. It was so random, but my whole thing was just like, basically, I told everybody, I was like, who is this kid that keeps calling me? I'm a grown-ass man, little baby. That keeps calling me out. Little baby. Across multiple platforms. Oh my God. And I'm like, who is this?
Starting point is 00:19:06 And they told me to pull up. Yeah, where you swept away by like his, like, his wrist? Do you not remember me saying, oh, you left? Yeah. You left before. I left when things got hot when you were like, you know, my name's. my name is Monte and you know I think you're very yeah she kept calling me house phone I'm like listen baby Monte and Montilla no this you said Montilla and I'm Monta and I'm
Starting point is 00:19:29 Monte oh yeah real cute it was like happenstance because they were trying to they were trying to they were trying to well it's either Montilla or fucking house cheeks I don't like house cheeks is good but you guys aren't farting in front of each other yet oh I don't I be I be why do you keep saying that Dutch ovening her I'll ask you a question. Give it four months. You'll find out the truth house phone. I want y'all both.
Starting point is 00:19:52 He knows the truth. Girls don't fart. In Santa is real. I want you all both to say your favorite things of each other and your least favorite thing about each other. Oh, she got a fat ass booty. That's my favorite thing.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Jesus Christ. Okay. No, no, no. Let me be honest. Okay. All right. My favorite thing. Can you all make eye contact when you guys talk?
Starting point is 00:20:12 If you haven't noticed, the eye contact is definitely being laid. Yeah, house phone. Okay. Oh, God. Can I talk? Why are you looking at me, my boy? Can you shut up? Can Trevor dim the lights a little bit?
Starting point is 00:20:21 Yeah, yeah. Just, Riley, could you a candle? I'm just keep it a bean. I don't think I've ever seen his black ass blush like this. This is crazy. He's so, because he's so proud of this. You know what? Listen, like he's always wanted this, you know.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Every girl I've ever. You heard that. You're on the future me? That's right now. I just want to take you out of show you. You want you. You're like I won me a trophy. Damn.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Let me know I'm not part of a cup. Can I fuck. Can I tell you my favorite thing? All right. My number one favorite thing is that this girl is the most loving, genuine, caring person I've ever met in my entire fucking life. She fucking makes my life like 90 times like easier by just being fucking smart and attentive. pays attention to detail and I just like
Starting point is 00:21:17 I've never been in a non-toxic situation before talk about it you feel me and this is weird me being like the toxic one so you're the toxic one no I'm saying like
Starting point is 00:21:30 is that how we're gonna segue to our least favorite things about my favorite thing about the both of y'all bro can you let her answer first yeah same about me fucking weirdo my least favorite thing about you is
Starting point is 00:21:43 Is he won't shut the fuck up. That's my least favorite thing about you. I think that my favorite thing about Monta is that he is like very open to every single thing and he makes me have to like open my mind. Like I'm very straight edge. Like don't get me wrong. Like I'm not doing all that crazy shit that he'd be doing. So you're not doing like mad?
Starting point is 00:22:07 No, no. No. No. I'm not doing that fucking meth. Ketamine. No. No. The crazy thing is he don't even do half that shit.
Starting point is 00:22:15 No, he don't. It's my boy. I was actually shocked that he don't do as many drugs as they tried to convince him that he does. It's difficult being a cold to disconnect it because sometimes someone, they might ask you that like, yo, like, you don't be turk. Like, girl, one's asked me like, yo, what's the craziest drug you done? I'm like, what do you like, what do you like a acrobat or something? Yo, you, you hold that meme well because honestly like as a, you know, pretty close friend of yours, you're bro, I've had friends strong out on drugs. I've never been with you where I'm like, how.
Starting point is 00:22:42 House one's a little loopy right now. You're like, I've never been around you like that. I definitely been turned that year. You're crazy before. You're in house phone been. Okay. Actually, you're right. You're bringing up some memories now.
Starting point is 00:22:51 But all I'm saying is it's like, uh, yeah, I've never really noticed that. Yeah, no, he, he, I mean, I've seen some shit, but like not really like. You ain't seen nothing yet, baby. Oh, that's scary. Stop it, bro. Come on now. Please. Please.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Dr. Phil here. Yeah, that was a joke. So, um, and this kind of leads me to my next point. So like, where would you guys like to see each other work on? Oh my. How long? Wait, how long have you guys been together first question?
Starting point is 00:23:14 Because I've, this is my first time meeting you. Crazy. Three months. Now answer your question. That's a crazy question to ask for three months. The fact that Blasey is literally like our just relationship counselor. I love that. I've always wanted this title.
Starting point is 00:23:25 And this is a new relationship that's like the seat is just rooting. So I'll I will tell you. The player in me is just like the inside of me is just like, no, quit trying to like reverse you're not no player. I said the player. I love her boy. Girl the pim in me just died. I was about to say y'all damn near just like forced his jersey into the raft there by pulling me on the air.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Man, that was great. Yeah. I'm not even going to hold you. Like, I'm, I'm, I am too, a real nigga. And my heart kind of hurt for him right there, like, because this is, this is putting it out there. My boy, you ready? Girl, the pimping me just die. That phone is about to be melting tonight.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Wait, so you're, what does that mean? You're the, that means? That means? There's going to be so much email. That's how you want her, huh, is the singing. Oh, her voice is so fucking amazing. Oh, we know I got range. Wait, hold on.
Starting point is 00:24:20 You're the co-host on Ace Boy Pons. Yeah, I'm on Ladies Night. Ladies Night. You guys, do you guys have ever had, like, male guests? Yeah. Every fucking week. How do you, how would you react if she came home one day? She was just like, yeah, you know, this dude, like said, I looked hot and asked for my number.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Oh, I would, I feel like we've crossed this threshold already. This literally happened yesterday. And what was your reaction? This literally happened yesterday. What was both reactions? But here's the thing, like having a hot girl comes with the territory and there's certain shit that you're not used to it's gonna happen. I mean, but at the same time, am I fucking used to what I have to see? Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:24:53 And that's kind of like what I want to leave me to my next question is like. Speak on it. Oh, I just, I mean, shit. Your DMs are probably in shambles when it comes to like house on topic. Oh yeah, they send me everything that happens on this show. I got, I get sent screenshots of everything. Anytime I like a bitch is like tweet. I will never talk about the girl.
Starting point is 00:25:10 all that I'm dating on here and I vowed to that. No, I'm gonna keep it up being like honestly. I'll shave my head if I do. It's just I mean, shit. Anything that happens, there's a screenshot sent to my, like literally he, he was out of work the other day and they text me, hey, is, or they DM me like, hey, is Mr. Cheeks okay? Like, yeah, he wasn't on the show.
Starting point is 00:25:29 And I'm like, nah, he's good. Last week they sent me screenshot or the week before last, I think they sent me screenshots of the girls over here like sitting on his fucking chair. I was not sitting on my lap. I sat on his chair because it doesn't. I mean, it is what it is. The thing about it is, we both have to understand and respect what we both do. Right.
Starting point is 00:25:46 And I met him. Which probably, you're very talented. Thank you. I appreciate that. At the end of the day, it's like, you just have to respect, like, each other's boundaries and understand each other's boundaries. I don't know what a boundary is. And know, like, hey, uh, you know, these are my boundaries. These are yours.
Starting point is 00:25:59 And we have to respect each other's boundaries. Whatever, whatever narratives people try to spin because, you know, Riley and I deal with it all the time. It's like, we have a male guest. And then all of a sudden, Riley loves the male guest. smile you know wants to be with him instead of yeah but shaw been together for mad long and it's like with me it's like that's not you know that's not you know that's exactly but you have to like you just have to build that you know level of respect where you like bro what like you don't you don't have to acknowledge it because you know it's bullshit yeah i think it comes with time it comes with time like
Starting point is 00:26:26 no i don't come with time because i they'd be saying crazy as shit and i'm like yeah right yeah but sometimes it's like i and i'm guilty of that too like sometimes it's kind of like so what was this about like you explain to me what they're talking about so that you can clear this air because they're trying to start some shit and i don't want them to do that well that's the hardest part i think because even i found myself six months ago i was dating this girl and i might have given a couple information or or let you tell it into like our relationship or like our situation and they found her and they started harassing her you know what i mean and it was like something that she started asking me like yo who's so-and-so actually yeah and it's just like oh my god like they love to
Starting point is 00:27:06 like create they just like to stir the pause i was i was talking the housewoman about that that's just the other day. It's like, you know, I think... If, if there could be a way that me and Blasie's off-camera conversations could, like, see the light of day? No. No.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Blasie is one of the funniest people that I've ever met in my entire life. The shit, I wish I could talk that happens to me in the last two weeks. It's like, that clip will get like 300K, bro. Oh, awkward. A golden story, but it is also... Coming out the closet, Blasey story.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Yes. Literally. Damn near. But uh, coming off the freeway. Oh yeah, exactly. No, no freeway getting off the freeway. I don't know what that's about. Okay. Welcome to my life. I'm okay. Listen, listen. Wait, I need to go use the bathroom already. Oh my fucking God, bro. It's okay. I'll take over. No. So, uh, back in May, you know, I might have been intoxicated with something and uh, someone just, I feel like I was drug, but I was found on the freeway dozed off on the third. In the middle of the freeway on the 10 freeway.
Starting point is 00:28:09 On the 10th freeway after me a. Let me, let me explain in like a little bit more detail. He went on a date with some random bitch. He was trying to be cool and like act like this guy that he is not. How does that mean? No, no, no. I didn't say nothing about being mean. I say you're acting like a guy that you're not because you don't get drunk and you don't turn up.
Starting point is 00:28:29 But he went out with a bitch, got turned to fuck up. If I'm on the damn I'm a dream. Got drunk as fuck. Start drunk driving home. And right as he approached his exit, he dozed off in the middle of the middle of the middle of not even on the side are you sure it was just alcohol that's what that that's kind of leads me to my
Starting point is 00:28:44 yeah it's kind of scary because like we only have like four drinks of mescal and then mescal is strongest fuck yeah but when when I got like booked and shit my my my fucking alcohol limit was just like a like point one like it was barely above like the legal limit so it's like for it to render you
Starting point is 00:29:01 being asleep on the freeway and being fucking woken up by police at your window that's way different than like oh I'm swerving a bit but I'm still conscious just like i was blacked out drunk like i have a conscious brain there's people on my office i could easily call none of that really like went through my brain so look so he he gets woken up by the police had the sheriff in the middle of the freeway knocking on his window waking him up in the middle of the freeway mind you it's like 50 yards of stop traffic and the police
Starting point is 00:29:28 encountered me they didn't get a call yeah no that that couldn't have just been i'm i'm very i thank god for that because i feel like there's an angel looking about me because i could have either heard someone thank god for catching a d'i Not for real, because he could have got hit. Yeah, or someone could have hurt me. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And that would have been like, you know, because it's like when you're in that state, you know,
Starting point is 00:29:46 if you hurt somebody like you're going to be just as confused as the person you hit. So let me ask you a question. Where was this woman? She was a passenger seat. She was with you and she was just as passed out too. She was just as passed out. Yes. This was funny business.
Starting point is 00:29:59 That's what I'm saying. This is funny business. I mean, we've got over this. And I was listening earlier. It seems to me as if you just are you, do you get tricked into doing things like this often? No. Mm-hmm. Because you got tricked into the chocolate.
Starting point is 00:30:11 But this wasn't no shorty like, oh, here's the chocolate. It's hanging out. But that's how she did the shot that night. Yep. And then it turned. Oh, here's a shot taking. And then it turned into four shots. I can't do it.
Starting point is 00:30:23 I got in trouble for doing. But the thing, no, the thing is, it's kind of like, because that narrative has popped up in my head. And when I was signing the lawyers, they were kind of like, you know, leaning more towards that. It's like, well, it doesn't sound like, you know, you were just off alcohol. And truly, that's all I did. Yeah. And smoke weed at all that. But that's not uncommon.
Starting point is 00:30:39 Like that's why I don't smoke weed. The first time I ever smoked weed in my life, I hit the joint like two times just and I was high for like two, three days. Like literally. Like I was laying in bed. I thought people were jumping on the bed with me. I was throwing up. Oh no, you probably hit some PCP on accident.
Starting point is 00:30:55 But that's exactly what everybody says. Everybody's like, I think you got laced. And I'm like, well, it doesn't matter. I just was off it after that. And come to like fast forward like four months later when I'm like in court for this shit. I'm talking my lawyer like in person, And he was like, so, you know, you want to say that, you know, you were drinking. I'm like, I think I was drugged or something like that.
Starting point is 00:31:13 It's like, if you say that, we're going to be here all day. And I was like, all right, for sure. I'll just say I'm guilty, man. Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, that's, I'm so glad that's over. You know, that's someone out of my life. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:31:24 It's definitely a bump in the road. But that, it was like for like four weeks. I was like cursed with bad luck. It was like in May. It was a lesson learned, though. A lesson learned. I mean, nowadays, if I go on a day, I take Uber. There's no way I'm going to Uber.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Also, I'm not allowed to drive either. I'm not trying to be with a shorty and get fucking pulled over. She would, she would, she had to go to jail with you. No, if you guys got pulled over and you get arrested for like a warrant or some shit, she'll be think like you're a badass. You'd be like, oh wow. Like, I have to go bail them out. Yeah, that's kind of logic.
Starting point is 00:31:55 No, he's going straight to the group chat. We're immediately talking about this nigger. Like, what the fuck? Bitch, let me tell you. Let me tell you. Like that's exactly how it's going to go. You want to believe what happened? When this should happen,
Starting point is 00:32:08 Shorty in the passenger seat, the Mexican girl that he's sorry. Got you. We don't have to say, we have to give damage. She said, I don't talk like that. But I don't want it. Yeah, who are you? They pretty much tell me.
Starting point is 00:32:20 The Blasey date. That's what I get it now. This is like, this is like, this is. Guess what, bitch. You want to believe it. Bad Pock against C strike one. Tell me why, bitch.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Oh my God. Like, listen. Riley, cut the mic. So. So. girl like tell me like why stop I got I got in trouble for this last week
Starting point is 00:32:41 I fall asleep in the car I got in trouble for this last week bitch listen I'm not going to be able to sell another shit bitch listen I fell asleep in the passenger seat and Blazzy and I was in Did you say Blazzy?
Starting point is 00:32:56 I was in Blazies Oh my God you know that guy Blazzy on Instagram he makes like t-shirts and stuff look bitch so he took me on on a date and I woke I went to sleep bitch you're gonna be so can't and I woke up and bitch
Starting point is 00:33:10 tell me why we were asleep on the freeway that I mean I was like what the fuck he gave some weird pills and I felt so sleepy I don't know you can't do it no I can't do it I was a I don't know this man I think I have some privileges cancel his pocket I don't know
Starting point is 00:33:27 what he did whatever like oh my god back to my shit now no but so pretty much when we got pulled over it out get off your phone bro she was told Yeah, quit looking at that girl story. Richie just texted me and said, bro, that's the second time you talked to you talked to Mexican today. Yeah, bro.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Exactly. They're gonna be on your line. Yeah, that's the last time. Oh my god. Bro, I don't know what you have. We're gonna hear house one say, I have a Mexican best friend. His name's Blasie. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:52 I don't know. I feel. Can I say this story, bro? I don't know, dude. I feel weird. Like, I feel like he put something in my drink or something. I don't know. I said that just a second ago.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Wait. This is, no, this is the ultimate bad podcasting. Yeah, bro. Wait, why the fuck did your sleeve like? Shut the fuck up. Your sleeve looking a little familiar. What is that? Bro, can you stop it?
Starting point is 00:34:13 Look, so. What were you even talking about? I forgot. I'm gonna use the right. You're such a fucking five-year-old. Why do you act like this? No, come on. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:25 I feel weird afterwards. Go to the, go. I'm literally going to throw this fucking weak-ass. What the fuck is this? Bro, you guys in your face. Oh, shit. Kat, Ka, house phone. Yeah, we need to squabble up.
Starting point is 00:34:36 We have to squabble up on camera if we ever have to fight. I'll drop kick you, but look. I'll film it. Look, bro. So pretty much as we got pulled over, she, she started. Oh, we know. Can we stop with the story, bro? I didn't get a D-I.
Starting point is 00:34:49 That's it. That's the whole story. You didn't get a D-R. He got a wet. What did you get? A wet. He keeps starting to defend himself. I wasn't drunk.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Time out. Time-out. You got a what? Yeah. Okay, look. It sucks. I'm not going to say it. I got W and R.
Starting point is 00:35:02 Lillet. It's like the same thing as like if they're trying to charge you for murder and then you get manslaughter. He got W&R. But it's called wet and reckless. It's part of the humiliation. He doesn't want to tell you the full story of what condition his body. No, we don't want to hear the same fucking story. This is bad podcast.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Were you wet and reckless? Yes. He was wet. You were moist? He was wet and sleepy. Recklessly sleepy? Why is he were damp? No, this is someone that's like,
Starting point is 00:35:30 I don't even you know what I'm saying I'm a whole other man this is a new world I live in that was blazy that was that was that was blazy back and yeah it's okay well out he makes like t-shirts and stuff I was almost like the shit out of you bro quit fucking talking like that if I put you in a headlock oh shit okay oh if you ever put anybody in the headlock don't do that with my dreams do what you make an accent to get revenge listen Pussy clot. How you like that, bro? So chill.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Good. Now you're all racist. Pousy clot. I can't act like I don't be talking like that at the office sometimes. Like there's this Kodak black song I like. You'd be listening to like Prince Juani. I'm done. You be listening to like weird like smiley Drake song.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Yeah. Oh my. Yeah man. But beyond all that, let's get into your fit for the day. Can you break down your. Yeah. Yeah. So look.
Starting point is 00:36:30 So look, so we have a segment here. Okay, oh, before we go, I just want to put, I just want to close this door and throw away the key because we, you do away your man and black shit. I never got D-U-I. This has never happened. I don't want to hear those street lines again. I was wet and reckless. We got it. You were wet. Okay, yeah. It's a manslaughter instead of a murder. You were reckless. And your wife sold out of the case. It's fine. Yeah. Who do you, who do you snitch on though? Who did that girl? The girl. Why do you think he doesn't talk about her anymore? She's rotting in jail. No, no, no, no, you know what's crazy? Her mom came to pick her up and left him.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Get over the story, bro. Get over the story, though, bro. Oh, my God. Yeah. You're in here narrating the book of Blasie. Like, can we just get into this fitz? Is this disconnected or no? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Hey, I could. Is this DUI connected? I think we could write, we could write, like, autobiographies about each other. Yeah, but he's a horrible person, extreme racist. Jesus Christ. Hated the Mexican community. I literally,
Starting point is 00:37:33 have had sex with so many Mexican girls. Thank you, bro. That does not privilege you of not being racist anymore. That was a joke. I'm sorry. Yeah. That doesn't, that's, that's, that's the, I have black friends card. I like, that's literally that I have black friends card.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Bro. But what is the Trump card of being I'm not racist? Like, I had homemade tamales like two days ago. Okay. That's a good Trump card right there. I ate tamales the other day. From somebody's tea. Don't look at me, sir.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Like, they weren't like from fucking Trader Joe's. Are my supposed to like, Come batch you want to like race baby you want me to say so crazy out of pocket you want face-line to be like oh he really said that tell him you had Kool-Aid it's good I had Kool-A I gave him a pass you trolled him this is right race connect hey Veld taught me how to fried chicken literally two weeks ago okay no one's Russian jokes or like doing a Mexican accent nobody's talking about your fucking weird like just want to get one chicken noodle soup you know what kind of we talked about
Starting point is 00:38:28 that for a month actually like a year straight but that's you do you remember that video I showed you where he had me eating on his fucking weird-ass food. I did that. Imagine I went to your family dinner and I looked at your food and I was like, look at all this weird ass food. You would never say that though. What are you guys eating? This looks like grass. But the general consensus is that that was some weird ass shit. It was a jelly. It was a chicken noodle soup. Did you do? You know what's fucked up though? It's like when I go to a Russian family dinner, that's my moms and other parts of my family's favorite thing to get off. They're like, yes, let's go. Listen, I'm, I'm going to just
Starting point is 00:38:58 go ahead and assume that like maybe you gave me the shittiest version of it possible. So I'll be down to try it again. Did you wait, did you ever Riley? Did he make you like do this challenge? She refuses. No, I've never done it and there's crazier things. They have like a soup made with like soda and mayonnaise What the fucking fuck? So you guys got lucky. I feel like that that's out. Oh, that don't sound too bad. Sounds kind of cool. Honestly, you guys should try that next the soda soup. Okay. Okay. Listen. Come. Whoa. Come with like 10 10 Russian items. Disconnected or like just.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Whenever. Actually, no, it's do a stream. Housewoman and Blasie try Russian, and Riley try Russian food. Riley, you, and Mrs. Sheeks. Why don't I get put in? Wait, now you're down to try it? We're doing it all the time.
Starting point is 00:39:43 I've begged Riley for two years already to try this food. Sometimes. She said she didn't want to do it by herself. Wow. She never said if there's other people doing it, then I'll do it. She always said, sometimes you don't know. Sometimes you don't know into the opportunity presents itself.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Okay. We'll, we're doing that stream soon. I wish this was like, this is kind of unofficially the girlfriend cast on fifth wheeling right now. You have Yuri and Riley and House Golden Cheese. Well, we're not too far away from the freeway, so it's like your girl. Oh my goodness. That was a really good one. Your chains are buzzing right now.
Starting point is 00:40:21 I'm not going to allow. My homie got my jewelry cleaner for my birthday. I usually, like, I'm looking at you from this angle, but I'm looking at you from here. Now that you, I'm not sure. Yeah, it's like a placebo, but now that you mention it, it looks And shinier. No, it definitely looks like 10 times. I saw like the the dirt come off of this shit. Oh really? This is what you did the same thing? Yeah, this is like greasy neck towards just oh, oh, you definitely pass it around to your fucking I've put that chain on like twice already. That's wild I definitely had the one of them for at least like two days. You had the runs for a minute. Yeah, actually I remember that it was like a week. I got the you could you can have
Starting point is 00:41:01 dependent i got you had the the you stole the love fucking the aaron carter chain for me probably what do you mean i had that at the crib bro you know what i'm happy about is i was going through my clothes the other day and i have really an aaron you have that many clothes that you can go through them bro it's you know what's crazier is as i was going through my clothes not just my clothes my shoes and my hats i realized bro i have like not even joking like 75 hats shut the fuck i haven't bought a 75 like fucking like bro no no no no there's some above mid tier hats but anyway You just start wearing fittets again. You look like such a like...
Starting point is 00:41:33 I have hell of hats I haven't worn in years. But, dude, I haven't purchased the hat since middle school. All the hats I have gone is like through homies hooking me up or friends or, you know, P.O. boxes some shit. I was going through my sweaters and anyways. I found an old sweater. It's a love sweater from Aaron Carter. And it has a tag on it that says like made by Aaron Carter. And I was like, I'm so glad I still have this.
Starting point is 00:41:52 I still want to get the fucking the love logo tattoo right here in my hand. Really? That shit's still like sometimes Riley and I talk about it still feels so unreal where we're just like, it's like those like you know those the um preventable things those little small preventable things that like it's ever changing forever you're like fuck man you know I wish I wish didn't go that way but yeah there's nothing you can do now rest in peace of my guy man yeah he was definitely a trouble young man and like it it kind of goes back to like the like being famous at a young age not really getting to live like a fucking actual childhood like being used and shit for
Starting point is 00:42:31 like money by your family and I've seen I'm not even and like I'm not even like you know accusing his parents of that but it's just he said that himself yeah he did he said a lot of shit though and something just happened with his brother too yeah but it was it was proven that he like he had this thing with his mom where she was like kind of siphoning money from him and like he got over that he forgave her for that but uh but bro it imagine if you were making millions at like fucking 12 years old like oh yeah that's and that's how i beat check boom but that's Throw it in a hoop like slam, slam. Bro, there's so many little things in life that are cliche,
Starting point is 00:43:03 but like once you actually go through it and you think about that saying where you're like, it's the journey, not the destination. You're like, ah, now I understand it. Where the journey is like being relatively broke and getting to a comfortable stage where you had to work for that lifestyle that you now have, right? And then when you're 11 years old and you get $10 million. And you're like, boom. Throw it in a hoop like slam.
Starting point is 00:43:25 I hate the fact that you know that. It cuts out all that shit. Immediately. And that's that. And that's how I beat Shaq. What's your guys' favorite movie? What the fuck is this, Yuri? My favorite movie is house party.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Do you guys have a like a Yeah, oh, wait, wait, wait, you know your boy got a song in the house party remake, you know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. Shout out to A Dizzle. What was you guys' first date? Uh, the gumbo. We went to go get gumbo.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Gumbo? Yeah. She said gumball. No, no, no. We went to go get gumbo. Where? At this restaurant. Yeah, I'm not going to say where.
Starting point is 00:44:05 I was, I was literally told I wasn't allowed to say the restaurant. Oh, really? No, I'm gatekeeping the fuck out of that. That's crazy. Okay. Well, one, I don't want to go there randomly and some dude be like, yo, like, oh, so like, how's it at him in real life? That's true.
Starting point is 00:44:18 They'll probably ask about yourself more than anything. Yeah, but like, don't get a twisted. You will get, like, like, like, especially if I'm out and someone, okay, like, I was at Chick-filet the other day. and like one of my childhood homies was work like work like security there or whatever yeah and he he goes up to the people at the register like you don't know who this is like this little house phone like fucking around or whatever making up stories and then this guy one of the guys found the register he like looked at the chain like no jumber chain and red and he was like wait like
Starting point is 00:44:50 you work with Adam 22 and I was like nah just like you know bro I just dick right I just Dick rode to the jeweler. I dig rode to the jeweler and got this diamond shame made. That's fine. That's crazy. Bro, I had a crazy experience with like fame, not with myself, but like with just celebrity the other day where I linked up with... Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:45:10 Who won a Hollywood Allen's friends? No, I was, I linked up with Damien Lug 925. Shout to... Shout to Folkrum. Fated in a hoe. Faded in a hoe, faded in a hole, faded in a hole, faded in a hole, Faded than a hole, fayed in a hole, Bro, I actually went to, I actually went to the Yodiland.
Starting point is 00:45:23 You went to Yodiland? I went to Yodeland. Did you hit the pinjeman? Did you smack it? The Pingington, the Pensionton? Not the Pennington, but the, the Dabbington City. Oh, the Dabbington City with the mayor himself. The Dabaruni.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Can you tell me what that is? I have no idea what it is. It's too much to explain. Oh my God. You have to watch a video. Can you do the intro? Folkrum, come in. Yoti gang.
Starting point is 00:45:48 No, you say, uh, comma, yody, gang. Anyways, I linked up with him, bro. We went, uh, huge, huge shout to him. bro, such a cool, genuine, cool guy. He had me a part of one of his videos, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I love when he does that too. It's so funny. But he had me a part of one of his videos where we went to an I hop and got faded at an
Starting point is 00:46:07 eye hop together. And bro, you were trying so hard. I was like, he hit the dab and he was like, no, no, I was not. Bro, can I just say that when I was, when I was, I fucked in the orange, bro. I did not expect to be a part of one of his videos. Let me just speak on this now where when I was linking up with them, I thought we were linking up just to like, you know, chop it up. And then maybe I would do a stream, right?
Starting point is 00:46:26 We linked up and he's immediately like What restaurant you're trying to go to? We're gonna go film a video right now And I was just like I was just like fuck dude I don't know man And we tried to go to a couple restaurants Hell places have like like literally hour and a half
Starting point is 00:46:37 To two hour wait So we ended up going to IHop So Yodiland is like highly populated No it's just that it was the day after Christmas So I'm sure a lot of families were together Going out of the families were like visiting Yoluz name It was in the morning
Starting point is 00:46:49 Oh yeah the videos out He was just actually showing us earlier like But hold I want to speak on the You're saying I was like being a tryhard bro when I was You're doing your like hand thing. No, no, no, no. I was caught, bro.
Starting point is 00:47:00 When I'm coughing, Do you want to hack each other? Have you taken a big dab, bro? I hate that. Have you taken a big dab? No, but I'm saying you do your weird hand thing. He was not packing me tiny dabs, bro. When you're taking a dab, the smoke is expanding in your lungs and I'm just like,
Starting point is 00:47:12 you're just, wh- It was like, I couldn't handle it, dude. You're doing your weird, uh, Ice beside an arm thing. In my mind, I was literally trying to be as, like, almost like the fly on the wall, because I knew that his videos are very intimate. It's more like, just, like, just, himself in the audience and like to have so positive to have a guest there it's like kind of like
Starting point is 00:47:30 it will throw the vibe off very easily so i was trying to just be like barely anything you know do anything like just you know maybe say a couple words but uh that shows hell anyways uh the point what the reason i even brought it up and brought him up is we went to i hop what you guys eat pancakes and waffles we walked in belgian waffles i don't know bro his weird ass brought red bull by the way i thought i dropped that he brought red bull to i hop because it was like you know he stays with a goddamn rock star on the moral of this story we walked in it looks he looks hella busy no one like turns around and recognizes him immediately but he does his whole intro yeah he does his whole intro and says a couple things and then like bro like four or five
Starting point is 00:48:06 people from that i hop immediately were like turned around and then like came up like one by one what the fuck yeah like one by one was just like dude no way what one dude came up and he was like i'm shaking right now dude he's like i can't believe it blah boy it's full crumb like he was like bro it was crazy have you ever seen anybody like react to someone like that not i like i like i guess i i guess i during the Melrose days you know Adam's not like on the public street every day like he used to be back in the day but that situation was weird for me because I was just sitting there and people are coming over having literally freaking out having these emotional freak outs with this guy and you know in front of me and then they're like all right peace out of here they say goodbye to him and they're like all right goodbye dude just say peace to me and I'm just like some random dude just sitting there all it's kind of no but see but you know it's funny that's funny that you know it's funny that you say that it's kind of no it's kind of you know it's funny that uh like you say that it's
Starting point is 00:48:56 because we all went to the mall the other day, like right before Christmas, me, me, Almighty, Adam, Trev, yeah, just us four. We went in the mall. It was so weird. It was like, I haven't hung out with Adam in a close, like, proximity like that. Like just like literally like-
Starting point is 00:49:15 Going as a group. Bro, I'm talking about it felt like 2016. Like we in the fucking car listening to weird ass sound cloud music. We were listening to that. Yeah. Dude, that vlog was funny. And honestly, I'm so glad you pointed out in the group text because I was thinking it as soon as I saw it.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Yeah. The whole. Same true Sansoga finished though. So Adam pretty much gave his secret Santa gift. Like some fan just gave him that, right? Yeah. The whole time when the secret sancho was going on, none of us knew that outside of the ones that were in the car. You said it in the vlog, though.
Starting point is 00:49:48 So when he gave bro the present, I'm like, damn. Like Adam like really wanted to go above beyond. I thought it was cool too. How do I get Mikey right? You know, and then or he, no, he gave the other guy. Hurley. Hurley. He gave Hurley something.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Shut up my nigga Hurley game. Shut up my nigga Hurley. And like, he's lucky that Hurley was like a Pokemon guy because it just went like so full. He's like, what? How'd you know? I'm like, damn. Like he hid up his cousin or something like that. But he gave him the laparcent and $100.
Starting point is 00:50:14 But I thought it was funny that he re-gifted a gift. And it was exposed in the vlog. Oh, yeah. And it was funny because like this kid like this kid comes up to him outside of. of us we're like we were actually all chilling in front of Lego world or whatever like that almighty was like bisoned for his daughter yeah and so this kid comes up to to us like while we're doing that and he was just like oh you know what Adam I got a surprise for you and like gives him the gift and Adam like immediately said like I'm gonna re-gift this or some shit like that because we
Starting point is 00:50:47 were we were getting gifts to the kid or just to you guys no he like said it to us after and I'm like no bro don't fucking do that like you got to keep the gift like it's a fucking you know present and it's a cool gift at that i like that thing so look so we go to the arcade inside the mall and let's just say almighty left his backpack wait t rail's calling oh my god i'm leaving i have a question i'm leaving i have a question tiny cut hey man we on live right now and disconnected man i'm pretty sure you know this oh oh shit he said he got one problem What's it?
Starting point is 00:51:26 Put your headphones back on. What, what happened? It's a couple problems. Oh my God, what? All right. First of all, I ain't gonna call you Ace Girl Cheeks because my boy I love my d. It'll sit the fuck up right now and stop slouching. What?
Starting point is 00:51:45 I can't even see myself. I'm not used to this. We can see ourselves on my show. Look, sit your ass up. Say my posture etiquette. That's crazy. I know. Nigger, my girl can sit however the hell she wants, T-Rell.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Tiro what do you want to play like podcast teacher she put to get on his podcast and she put a cussiery out for no reason I need her to do some shit what do you're gonna do oh my fucking guy what do you want Tiro what do you want I can't even I don't listen I'm like throwing the whole entire vibe of their show off right now because I'm not saying a word if you have not noticed like I literally can't I there's nothing I can discuss T-Rill, I hope you You're talking to me right now
Starting point is 00:52:30 You see how I made her talk. T-Rill, I really hope you didn't call to interrupt our show for this. He did. This is fucking insane. I literally thought you had something valuable to add to the show. Everybody needs to understand
Starting point is 00:52:42 how bad T-Rill trolls me. No, why do you hate my girl so much? Now, we need to have a talk about this. Yeah, that's unpack that. What's this beef that you got with my girl? I don't feel like it's beef. I really love them to death, all right? actually really just love her to know i know i know i love you too terroo
Starting point is 00:53:00 i really comment on your outfit right now that v tech sweaters correct thank you niggia you had a mickey niggia you're 45 years old you had a fucking mickey mouse sweater on the other day man shit you're gonna lie i'm on my ralph lauren's shit you feel me i'm polo down yes yes yes he needs to show his damn hair curve and and you know i got the good uh haircut by cheeks that's one thing Cheeks cuts you gotta show that bro cheeks cuts you didn't know she's called barber Blasie wait first of all I mean shout out to my boy Ezzo yeah that's not that's not a fade I don't know if I'll be able to do fade I'm about to give this nigga a fay though it wouldn't have to be like a like a I'm down let's do it let's do it it's gonna be hard for sure it's gonna be
Starting point is 00:53:52 I'm about to fade this nigga up right now yo Tiro can ask you a question yo Tiro have you have you heard of sunny V2 you say what Have you heard of Sunny V2? T-Rail is not on that side of YouTube. Yeah, that's what I haven't heard of. He just dropped a video today. It was kind of crazy. About T-Rail?
Starting point is 00:54:12 About T-Rail? Was T-Rail in it? No. So why was- It was just him detailing, like, his bankruptcy and shit around, like, the time of Kyle. I actually did watch that. It was crazy.
Starting point is 00:54:22 He had, like, hella-hella-hous-hous- He had six cars. No, wait, no, no, no. You know what? No, I got a question for you, T-Row. What? So, listen. Where were you when Tyga got in the studio?
Starting point is 00:54:37 Oh, hell. And he said the lyrics. He, I forgot what the, I forgot what the first lyric was. No, no, no, no, I forgot what the first lyric was, but he followed it up with That's anticlimactic. She a big girl when she stimulated, referring to Kylie's age at the time. Where were you? Did they really go to fucking France on vacation for...
Starting point is 00:55:04 Where were you in the studio? Who approved him to say that? that. He didn't write that. Who wrote that? No, T-Row's at the center of Kylie Gate, bro. He don't want to admit it. A-E wrote that. And we just talked about A-E earlier
Starting point is 00:55:19 because that's a real Oakland nigger. Oh, I thought you said A-D wrote it. No, niggie wrote that. That's a wild nigger for that, bro. That's the nigga that's dating share right now. So that should tell you everyone you need to know. Hey, I don't know if you still talk to, bro. But if y'all are still cool, you need to reach out to that
Starting point is 00:55:37 and tell him that he's the fucking goat that nigger is with share bro shout out to the bag hey i think he was the age when that line came out ah that's a face that nigger said she's a big girl she stimulated that's a crazy that was a crazy bar
Starting point is 00:55:57 that's our kelly bar right there that was some arkelly said approved yeah yeah t t wrote did you stamp that bar before it came out y'all y'all we saw you all the tip He's trying to backtrack. Yeah. Listen, man. What happened, bro?
Starting point is 00:56:17 Listen. I'm about to start checking dates from when y'all was on the, uh, on the private jet. Oh. Oh my god. Any trips to any islands by, uh, owned by Epstein? I ain't about the... Oh, my. Tigers in the Epstein logs?
Starting point is 00:56:35 He's in St. Charles Island. Oh my god. All right, all right, I, no, no. I just, I just had to get you back because you all you're trying to roast my girl. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry Tiger I fuck what you tiger bro I can't do anything like I literally tried I was like oh can you tell me what that is he's like no that's too much to talk about and I'm like shit
Starting point is 00:56:57 grossest like house one is done so far in front of you wait wait wait what was what was too much to talk about he the place he went to IHop I wanted to know what the fuck the IHop shit was so exciting about oh no it's okay so it's this YouTuber guy he's just like he rolls on the phone still yeah because he's actually this is probably the first time he's actually championing me so this is kind of tight yeah he reese yeah he called in the literally like hey t rail every time they have like a every time they have a battle in the redid of like who dresses the best is always me and you at the top no it's not wow every time i'm gonna give it to you because you always got some new shit on dicks like you's crazy
Starting point is 00:57:39 blasie mad blasie mad because he got these fucking pisa jeans on right now And this thing got a Wrangler belt on. Oh my god. Oh my god, are you matching? Whoa. Wow. Okay, we gotta go back to the fit check. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:57:56 What'd you say, Tirol? He's gonna see these bad-level-luid. That niggins say you gonna see these motherfuckin. Yeah, it kicked up for show. Hey, Blasie, I just got a crazy redacted text right now. Just read the name, read the name of the top. I can't read that. It starts with an M.
Starting point is 00:58:11 I don't just know we're valid. Is it spelling be? Valid in Corpus Christi. That's all I gotta say. the fuck all right i was like 22 i'm i got a crazy okay anyway Pisopaz is funny i'm sorry but no i love your jokes multiple things though okay the sunny v2 video kind of shocked me because because she had you want contextualize what it was about so it's like tiger no it wasn't just about tie it's his latest video if you want to watch it's about
Starting point is 00:58:40 it's about it's about people celebrities who have had the craziest like financial issues basically right and I didn't it the person on thumbnail is not Tyga it's someone else it's a I forgot who was but um one of the people he was talking about was Tyga and they talk about how he had bought a fucking Ferrari a Bentley a Lambo like the most expensive cars you bought like five six of them each every single one of them was repoed I was like damn I mean it happens but guess what six times no but guess what that happens a lot to a lot of bro and guess what no guess what because he was because his music career was declining he had like Like he had fucking basically like invested all his time into being Kylie's boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:59:21 Like they were- The Kardashians ruined his career. No, but he, let me finish. Sorry, sorry, sorry. So look, he was going through it. It's 50 cents. He was going through it musically, right? And then boom, he came back with taste.
Starting point is 00:59:33 He dropped taste independently. Maybe from like 20. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they drop it chronologically where they say like at the same time he was purchasing a Ferrari. He had just got two cars. repoed and then later on he was purchasing another car that Ferrari he had just purchased on another car got repo got repo to bounce back crazy yeah i mean i don't even think that's a bounce back i think that's he knew what was coming and he was trying to re-up and it's not about just read up
Starting point is 01:00:01 people also play with finances like that also know like what the repercussions are they're like yeah whatever let's not try to play tiger like he isn't like somewhere in the hills like like like observing like six different cribs like he just has a thicker timeline than most of us now because he has slopes and valleys of just wealth, you know, and he's up right now. That's what's something to be too set to. You know, he, he, he was victim of the whole Kardashian curse, like prior to that when he was dropping his fucking Rack City songs and shit. Yeah. And between Tastes, that was his Kylie era, you know, he was trying to escape that. I remember when that gold album dropped? They were fucking roasting the shit out of that.
Starting point is 01:00:32 It sold like a thousand copies or something like that. Yeah, bro, and all the Kardashians posted it. You know what I mean? And it was just like... Think about that. Think about every Kardashian posting your album. But at that point, like, the Kardashians were just like a punchline. You know what I mean? No, that's a fact. That's a fact. It kind of always been, but. And it's arguably, like, people would, you know, call that, like, the moment where Kanye's career started, like, looking a little ify, you know, after my beautiful dark twist of fantasy.
Starting point is 01:00:56 That's kind of like where it started, 2013. But what are you wearing, bro? Okay, music historian. Hey, bro, listen, I understand, no, because I want to give less just flowers to death. And most of the people that are part of no jumper cast are, like, directly in the music industry. Yeah, facts. But I've done a lot of, a lot of time just watching from the sidelines. And it's like sports to me, right?
Starting point is 01:01:14 It's just information you learn. It's just like it's history. It's dope. When they were talking about the other day about like all the no jumper host and they were saying like most of the no jumper hosts have had, you know, they have a solid background and they came to no jumper with that background already and like it kind of grew to something else, right? And I was kind of thinking of all the hosts and I was like, I kind of came here as an intern and
Starting point is 01:01:35 I kind of grew into, you know, doing more stuff. And then also you were like Adam's friend at one point that came on the podcast and grew into the person you are now. That's a fizzy. And you said you had a thousand followers before House one shouted you out than you grew. It's like I feel like we all like all three of us
Starting point is 01:01:50 kind of came from like not really having two actually when you came into NoDrupa you were already Blasie the designer that was already very successful. Hey Blasie I need some merch done. Yeah, you already made songs about me at that point. That's true. You're like never mind.
Starting point is 01:02:01 But nevertheless though I never really did that reflection because I mean I've I've dig read the shit till my shit hurt but House forgot my first thousand. That's the last time I were going to say it. Enjoy it. But like. I never thought about like yeah it's indirectly because of no jumper and also you know no jumper boosted my page like three like threefold this year you know what I mean this is like the first year I got to do this so like I'm definitely indebted and like forever thankful for all this shit you know I have a question for you guys so coming up on this being your year and you guys starting as more so like a fashion pod but I feel like you guys kind of expand past that now do you guys feel like within the next year you guys are going to want to change it up a little bit I'll let house phone answer that that well like I try not to ever do this show without the fashion segment just because I feel
Starting point is 01:02:52 like that general interest that that's like genuine excuse me that's what uh that's what like sets us apart from all the other shows on the on the platform beyond that on the internet facts there is really no other show but like I but I think that we could dive into it a little more there is for sure we could definitely dive into it and I think like you know sure Granted, everyone that watching does not give a fuck about Botega Veneta or the new palace t-shirt that dropped. But, like, you know, at least we could be a platform where we encourage and, like, are able to document all that shit. Because it's, it's like a real ecosystem that, like, the streetwear community has built that, you know, we're actively in. So it's, like, it's undocumented.
Starting point is 01:03:31 I definitely, I definitely want to touch on more, like, of, like, the underground brands that nobody knows. Mm-hmm. And more underground music. Yeah. I mean, it just sucks that, like, fashion inherently has, like, this, like, this, like, like mystica bad where it's like you like all my designer homies since day one they'd be like oh no i don't you know why don't you be on camera i'll let the work talk for itself yeah he's like if you're i'm doing i'm doing a million or drop i don't need to fucking if you're listen but like here's my advice
Starting point is 01:03:55 so the designers like yeah let the work do it's talking but let your voice amplify it you know what i mean it's only gonna make your products look better you know what i'm saying like i have the work for it i can people people buy into you as a person and as a designer they're able to appreciate it through different dimensions you know what i'm saying rather than like one flat dimension is me being a designer cool yeah now i get to know about his fucking freeway experiences you know what i mean and that may or may not make people want to purchase a crate at the end of the day i know you know it i don't support drinking and driving yeah but you know i'm really excited for this show i mean to be like i've fucking dick-rided this statement for years but like
Starting point is 01:04:33 you know i didn't think we're gonna do it this far you know honestly like open-minded to this whole shit i told josh like yeah throw me into the shit you feel me it's fun um but i also really love my job yeah you know i mean i love designing that's like literally my passion that's not even your job bro that's you i consider my job like you know i got to take a serious i think that's a blessing though i feel like for most of us we kind of were able to cultivate our passions into something that we monetized so it doesn't feel like work even you guys coming here and doing this it doesn't feel like work does doing music it doesn't feel like work designing like that's the goal that's what you're supposed to want to do oh definitely no i'm super grateful i don't because i'm also
Starting point is 01:05:12 I also come from the other side where it's just like years of not getting dollars, only making 50 bucks off your fucking profession in a month. You know, I come from the shitty subway, Ross, Office Max. Like I did that till I was 24, which is like, a lot of people be like, oh, you should just hang it up at that point, you know. And so like honestly on the whole subject of like the podcast being also, you know, fashion oriented. I really wasn't too into fashion per se. Like before I, you know, I was a part of this podcast. But like as I've been a part of this, I've been like learning more, watching more. YouTube videos and like learning more about the brands and history of brands and
Starting point is 01:05:44 shit like that and I've been realizing that there's a huge huge audience for this type of stuff where people are interested in this type of shit and like you were saying there really isn't too many podcasts where it's not a really just this two you know dudes talking very blatantly reading fucking you know scripts saying like you know banana blah blah whatever all the shit's like this is actually more organic is very organic that was crazy no one look Adam's not going to be like hey bro uh your statements about Nike like come on dude what's wrong with you like this is the only place on the internet where we be able to have crazy fashion because any fashion
Starting point is 01:06:16 conversation that's on complex no they got sponsorships they got peas people you know what i mean this is like still very independent yeah you know i think something else that you guys probably don't realize because i don't know how often you guys get to talk to like your audience and the consumer every day i try but watching you guys your show actually makes people want to know more about fashion shut the fuck up because i'm giving you a compliment right it made it made you want to know more about fashion and i think that you know if you guys feel at any moment like you're not like you guys could probably feel like you're just in your own head like you guys are just having this conversation and you guys is who cares about this but it makes you want to learn more i would be
Starting point is 01:06:53 interested as uh an audience member in seeing you guys bring in some of the designers yes sitting down with them that would be great you guys have been ruined that one time now i'm not i'm not i'm not going to lie it's like they low-key like be hating when we have like guest on well that's because usually a lot lot of people who are talented in some aspects may not really be the best on camera it's like tortured artist shit yeah and it's just like unless it's a really a one-on-one intimate interview where you're really like trying to you know fit their vibe and like ask their appropriate questions when you're trying to join a vibe like i guess disconnected where we're just you know fucking around talking about anything it's like it's hard to just jump in and take it seriously and then move on you know
Starting point is 01:07:32 but yeah as someone who's like in this fashion industry for like five years now like i'll tell you like all these fools are just like they don't want to be on camera yeah they want to have this playboy Cardi mystique it's like bro like you're not you are not the fucking boogeyman you're you're not the fucking opium designer sometimes it could even be like like influencers like there could just be like a fly-ass nigga that you always see on Melrose yeah oh for sure like that's y'all potna though like I don't want no fucking random Melrose but I said that's your friend like it's already somebody that you know like y'all got partners that just be around we had them way more frequently at the other office but then it became like musical chairs like every
Starting point is 01:08:07 it is hard but but you know definitely that's you know a spa i want to go to i mean like you know with no jumper they have somebody who's more or less like an agent to like find these interviews you really want to look for him but it's more based around the music uh industry now like if there was something like that with fashion like yo we could talk to jeremy sky or we could talk to so and so that i mean we got we got we got have rick owens are disconnected well listen we need fucking you would love that listen we need fucking half people sam first half people sam is level i don't think he fucks with uh planes with planes that's his narrative yeah
Starting point is 01:08:40 Then it could be everywhere. Oh, really? I guess not. Okay, can I show my outfit and then can I go and like you guys have your show back? Please, I've been waiting to kick you off. I have to, I don't want to be nowhere and everybody. He texted me like 10 minutes ago, like, should I kick her off already? I'm saying like...
Starting point is 01:08:55 He was asking Blasey. He told Blasey, can you pallor to her real quick? I don't want to fucking be here. I got my own fucking show. Let's talk about it. Hey, Blasie. I'll see y'all tomorrow on Ace Boys Worldwide at 9 o'clock since you want to kick me off your show. Yeah, what's wrong with you?
Starting point is 01:09:09 So anyway. to my outfit. I'll be there tomorrow too. To my outfit. I am, actually, this is a very special jacket to me. That is hard with the records on the side. So this is a custom varsity jacket that I got made for my uncle who actually raised me. Today is the two-year anniversary of his passing. Rest in peace.
Starting point is 01:09:31 Rest in peace to KMAX. And so I had initially wanted to get this jacket made for him, but the factory was shut down because of COVID. So I was just like, oh, I'll wait until next. year and he didn't make it to the next year. So I actually got the jacket made for myself and for my mom. And he's a musician too. So these are all his albums. Oh, no way. That's so personal. That's far. Yeah. So this is his first album. This is his second album. I thought this was like a streetwear brand. Nah, no, this is hard. It says my name right here. And then it says, uh, Tuffy Malone. That's what he called me. And then on the back. Oh, that is fire. A big ass record. Oh, damn. What did it say?
Starting point is 01:10:08 KMACs forever. KMex forever. Yeah. KMex for. Shout out my dog, man. But yeah. So we have the jacket. We have the Versacee sports bra. Oh, you came knowing you're going to like, you had to drip out. How soon it's like, look, bro, look, babe. I'm going to have you on the show.
Starting point is 01:10:24 Contrary to common belief, he does not dress me. He does not help me. I'll give some input. Occasionally. No, no, no, no, no. I'm about to speak on this. Go ahead. I've been off at Goodwill Teddy Bear.
Starting point is 01:10:37 I told him that I was like, I have to fix it. because it's been like the common consensus is that I can't dress and I was like okay I got to start actually going outside in some fits kind of like I honestly I don't even consider this really like a fit you know what's crazy but yes you know I went to the warehouse went out of my way made sure that her order did not fall off the back of the truck who's truck no there's no truck about so I just feel some type of way because like I laced you with like high roller stuff that I never seen you even open you want to talk about it well I just did I just spoke on it I wore a I wore a whole high roller sweatsuit all day on Christmas and I was so toxic bro
Starting point is 01:11:27 calm down I was outside have you ever like look at her fit and you never opened up the shoes even out of the box because I haven't got the jacket made why do you need a jacket because there's literally a jacket that goes with it. It's a red and white varsity jacket. No, that was a one-on-one that somebody made for me. I have a red and white varsity jacket that I'm getting made with my, my shit on. That's a crazy level of trip. I would not be that patient.
Starting point is 01:11:50 Hey, pipe down, bro. But would you ever like, deep, like a dresser where like you guys about to go out to a bar and you're like, oh, no, no, no, your thing is showing or like. Oh, no, hell no. I want her to be as naked as possible. Really? Bro. I don't do too too bad. It's part of the fit.
Starting point is 01:12:07 I always I will show some tits I don't do too bad like right now it's kind of bad but like I don't usually do you you're chilling yeah I'm okay I think I'm okay I think you look amazing thank me and your mom there's been more like me your mom both were me and your mom both try to tell you to put a jacket on I mean a hoodie or at least a at least a t-shirt on you want people staring when you guys go to a bar yeah I don't go to the fucking bar I don't know I'm just saying like if you were to go to a public place I don't think I don't think I mean I don't know if I should ask you on here No, no, no, please. But I don't think he's necessarily like looking for that attention, but I don't think he wants to restrict the way that like, you know, she bought that the Versace shirt that it's not no five.
Starting point is 01:12:46 It's not a shirt. Like, you know, like, you know, this is my whole thing. And no one, no one there. You know what I'm saying? No one's going to. Okay. Now can I answer? This is my whole thing.
Starting point is 01:12:55 Like, like obviously I think she is extremely beautiful and extremely attractive. And obviously, you know, these are physical attributes that. attracted me. So I'm like show that shit off baby. You know what? Honestly, I was talking to T. Real about this as well when he came on Harmonious hour. I think he's playing baseball over here. I caught that pretty well by the way. And then also when I was talking to T.R.R. about this, he was saying he was like, he's like, you want to know you're with a bad girl. Yeah. So he's like if no one's looking at your girl then you kind of fucked up. He's like everyone's looking at your girl then you kind of did well then. Right. It's like. And that's the other thing that y'all like we have to, well,
Starting point is 01:13:35 you guys have to realize is that in our. minds if we're stepping out with you we're a representation of you so there's no way if i'm walking out with him i'm fin to walk out looking crazy because it's like then they're gonna be like why is he with this bum-ass bitch no and most women should if they don't should think that way that's deep i feel like they do though but that's how i think so to me it's like i can't i can't half step if i'm going out because honestly sometimes i have that with with riley it's like you know we're going out somewhere and i'm just like i don't know it's like i feel like it shows a little bit too much or something But I think that if there's any relationship on no jumper that has
Starting point is 01:14:10 standing the test of criticism. It's fucking Yuri and Riley. Like, I think that like, bro, for sure. Just her. Everybody knows that she don't wear too much that she bought. She wants, you know, she likes the shirt. First of all, her reason. First of all, Riley is literally dressed wholesome 99.9% of the time.
Starting point is 01:14:30 If she wanted to date Dr. Dre when fucking he, she hit it on, when he hit it on her, she would have done it. You know what I mean? Like she's that was a random ass comparison yeah but but no but like like bro if y'all gonna step out which i don't even know if y'all even like do that often if you're big stepping if y'all i'm saying if y'all gonna step out let her do her thing she's coming home with you she's not gonna like she's like like if one thing that you know is that she is going home with you and not nobody else wait where's riley that would be crazy and you know what there are some girls out there like that i don't think on the third year the relationship yeah that you you could oh no listen listen
Starting point is 01:15:09 don't get it twisted we like like obviously riley is not one of those girls but there are girls fucking 10 years relationship they're right he's probably wearing a dress not like some like edc like yeah yeah like you have like fucking but you could feel that energy i'm gonna keep it real you can feel that energy like if a woman is going to be stepping out doing weird shit by you like you're gonna feel that energy like she's not gonna be checking for you but you can't be walking for you but you can't be walking next to you she's not going to be up under you for the most part you know what i'm saying so you could peep that like if you see like a couple walking down the street for sure for sure but perfect example i'm gonna give you a great example have you ever seen donald trump and his wife
Starting point is 01:15:48 have you ever seen their energy she fucking hates him yeah it's awkward he'll put his hand out and try and hold her hand she'll grab it and like roll her eyes or she'll like shake her hand out like there's a close to her like it's probably like 20 minute compilation of like literally her being annoyed with him But then on the flip, you get people that are like head over heels and love. And I'm going to just go with it because we're right here. But like Barack and Michelle Obama, they be all over each other. But that's on like a higher tier. But around us, just in our circles, you can see it immediately.
Starting point is 01:16:17 They say like that leaning shit's a big, big teller. Like in photos and the girl goes into the guy. She likes them. And she's like, you know. Yeah, you can see. But it's even like it's even like way deeper. Like you can see even lesser things that'll tell you. Like you'll just see like sometimes you'll see a guy talking and the girl
Starting point is 01:16:34 just be like super out of Jesus Christ I just you throw a cherry I got I got I got literally oh we're smoking plastic now let's go no I feel that but then also you know that's the type of shit where it's like you can you can you can overanalyze you know yeah yeah no for sure but easily yeah but other people like there's a difference between over analyzing and reading the room no yeah like you can either be completely and totally oblivious or you could be too in your head about you yeah you can yeah that's one thing you got to be aware of. Basically aware.
Starting point is 01:17:05 You just have to be basically aware. Because you'll see, you'll feel the energy. You'll feel when you piss her off. You'll feel when she's like over what you're doing. You'll hear it in the tone. There's definitely moments in which I've annoyed Riley. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:17:17 And then like I still think it's a joke in my head. And then maybe, you know, for example, I might try to hold her hand and she's just like, she's like you really pissed me off. Like no fucking asshole. And then imagine I'm being filmed like Donald Trump. And then they have the narration thing. I'm like,
Starting point is 01:17:31 oh, Riley's with Yuri. because he got her out of fucking Mexico or some of shit like that. I'm telling you. I wonder, I feel like if I go on YouTube, there will be a Yuri and Riley compilation. There is. There is.
Starting point is 01:17:43 Of awkward, like, of, none of, none of, not of, one of those as well. But there's another, like, there's a mean moment compilation.
Starting point is 01:17:51 There's, oh, well, yeah, I could see that. So it might be like some. Yeah, yeah, no, I, I've, yeah,
Starting point is 01:17:55 sometimes you might find out someone didn't, you know, mop the kitchen floor on stream. Yeah, because Blasey put his bare ass cheeks on the floor. Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:18:06 Thank you. Thank you. What? No. Okay. I'm hearing he did. He stood on the floor. I'm hearing silence.
Starting point is 01:18:12 Riley was asleep. No, he did. Yes. Riley, turn the mic on. Turn your mic on. Please, pretty please. Speak on top. The sandbag said that Blasey shitted on my floor.
Starting point is 01:18:22 Why does everyone hate you? What? Tell me that question. Why do y'all hate me? Why are you wet, reckless and shitty? What's going on with you? Wait. Let me ask you another question. I'm sorry. Be lazy. I feel like this is a rare opportunity because I've never actually
Starting point is 01:18:37 He fucked in orange. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, have you heard Lush's story about him and he was with this girl at the time and he had severe, you know, explosive diarrhea. They were in the car together. You're fucking lying to me. I'm not lying. He had explosive. Don't try to like he. He ended up basically like exploding diarrhea everywhere and he was in such a condition that he could not just leave the car. He needed his girl to go grab supplies to clean. and underwear and all that stuff that she had to come back. And then she was like kind of, she was kind of like a little bit, you know, like not too down. And then he said like, I thought you loved me. Let's do this. Would if you were in that position with Housephone. He put the love cards. First of all, first and foremost, this is where reading the room comes into play.
Starting point is 01:19:22 I'm going to see him squirming. Like, I'm going to see him literally. She kept asking me on the way over here. Just about to say on the way over here, he was like, I don't know what was wrong. We had wing stop and I was like, there's something up with him. Like, he's literally like, I've been waiting to go take a shit this whole time. House phone's a known shoulder line shitter.
Starting point is 01:19:40 What the fuck? The shoulder line shitter. What does that mean? You just be on the short lane shitting. No one. Dead ass, oh, the whole ride over. He's literally like, he's doing this shit in the car and then he's like, trying to lay down.
Starting point is 01:19:55 And I'm like, okay, something's up. I was turning on the air. I was listening to Yeat and I was like just in like a perk is on. without his power his bowels ain't shit like he's the one and all he's the first only person on no jriner'd be like hey i gotta take a shit i'm this this i know you're known as the poop guy or like you know wanting to poop guy but guess what though i never shit it on your kitchen floor that's true okay so back to this yeah because y'all don't like how you tried to deflect that on the on the him exactly y'all tried that deflect what the shitting on the kitchen floor don't do that to him because now he has some he has back up today i'm not in defense of him because that was my kitchen floor he shut on Yeah. I feel like Jesus Christ right now, bro. Like, you'd be a crucifier.
Starting point is 01:20:36 I'm like trying to die. You know, I ended up getting this DUI thrown out. Now I gotta beat the fucking shit allegations. That's all you brought up the orange shit. All right, whatever. No, I just fart- You guys are dumb-ass tit for chat and that's hella funny,
Starting point is 01:20:49 but we're not gonna keep getting distracted. You're not gonna deflect. Why did you shit on the floor? I farted on the floor. It was 7 a.m. Cold ass floor that does send you your stun. First of all, that's weird ass niggit decides
Starting point is 01:21:01 to like we're all at yuri's house this thing can decides to just go into yuri's kitchen and lay on the kitchen floor because it was cold and he just needed like it was hot as fun but there's something wrong you weren't feeling well obviously i was sleeping on a fucking ottoman wait here's the biggest key evidence where just like maybe a month ago i did the one chip challenge with lush moose man me and uh uh fuck i forgot his name uh moose man's homie as well we all did the one chip challenge um everyone had to use my bathroom downstairs they all They said they pooped and they're like crazy, you know, volcano shits all, you know, for like 10 minutes each. Didn't hear a peep upstairs, right?
Starting point is 01:21:39 Blasey was even was even further than that bathroom on the first floor. He was in the kitchen, which is even further by himself. And for some reason, Blasey's shit, fart, whatever it may have been in my kitchen floor, it was so loud that the sound went all the way up the stairs, past the closed door and into the mic where the chat heard that shit. Like that's honestly that's impressive Blazy. No, it's not bro. Like I'm surprised my tile didn't crack. I'm surprised my, my neighbor's probably heard it. Okay, so listen, this is the last episode of the year.
Starting point is 01:22:11 I don't think you should ever talk about it again. I didn't want to. I know. I'm telling, like, I think you guys should like, okay. So then after that, we're going to go, why did you fornicate with an orange? No, okay. No, you see, I like, I like the fact that we have this Blassey fart story because like every time. Um, every time so my, every time my name gets brought up in any, uh, you know, podcast or whatever it is, it's always like Yuri. Oh, oh, so by the way, he fucked an orange. So I wanted to be like, Blasie designer.
Starting point is 01:22:39 Shit on shat on Yuri's tile. What is true? What isn't? Oh my God. Okay. Let's you tell it. You really like fornicated. Um, basically I was 17 years old. Underage. Still, still a virgin. I, you can't say underage. That was some underage. And I was beyond belief, uh, hornet. And I was beyond belief, uh, horn. Hornet. And then, um, and I saw some sort of like internet content where it was like, it was like a movie or it was like a show where they were making a joke about fucking a grapefruit. And I saw some other references to fucking a grapefruit. Take a look at my fridge and I see some, you know, pretty nice sized oranges. And then, you know, one thing led to another. It was all over. So we're going to call us the late arrest episode, except for you. Laid a rest. Yeah, like we're laying all this shit to rest. Oh, let it rest. Oh, yes, let it rest. I got, you know, this is just one solution.
Starting point is 01:23:25 Maybe in the future, uh, you know, a glove would have worked, you know, um, you see, they have products for stuff like this. Bro. I have, when you're, did you, you saw you got it out of the, the refrigerator. It was cold. It was cold. You didn't. Okay.
Starting point is 01:23:39 So plot twist. There's a thing about that actually that a lot of like girls do apparently, which is like they, they, they, with the, with the, with the grapefruit. A.D. I, dude. I, I said. I, dude. I said. Bro, I said, AD said this story and I forgot,
Starting point is 01:23:52 someone was like, I'm calling AD right now and asking him. And they asked AD, AD's like, I know what you're talking about. Bro, AD said this a long time ago. He said something about a grapefruit. There's literally a class. There was literally like a girl that was teaching a class. Yeah. No, what viral video?
Starting point is 01:24:06 She was just teaching holes how to suck dick through a grapefruit. Through? With a grapefruit. So she would slice the grapefruit into like this thick-ass slice. And then she would like put a hole in the middle of it and like use it to go up and down While she was gone up and down. Can I be fair that, uh, I mean, a couple of grapefruits, they're gross. They're not, they don't taste good.
Starting point is 01:24:27 Why? I think it's like that bitterness to like offset it. Maybe choose something. It's a chaser. Put raspberries. I don't know. It's definitely like the lime after the tequila shot, I would assume. Literally.
Starting point is 01:24:38 Because you're not going to drink lime like that, you know. Yeah. I don't know why I'm like acting like. I was going to say you're like, yeah. Yeah, like, oh, chase come with grapefruit. It's fine. I mean, we're trying to help this situation for you. I think we're all.
Starting point is 01:24:49 I'm just trying to like yeah what what situation this situation happened to me 10 plus years ago and for some reason I brought it up on a podcast and I've regretted ever since because every time my name is mentioned like I said it gets brought up you just said for no reason farting in the middle of my sleep no it's like this started with us talking about you you shitting in my kitchen then you're like you're fucking orange and now I have to explain this well because I have one more I'm sorry this is this is this is mind blowing to me and I might not ever get a chance to ask these again did you um follow up was there shit on the floor no no Riley said there was a dark stain that she had to clean very thoroughly. No, there wasn't. Okay. That shit smelled luscious. Come on now. But also, okay, there was two pieces of evidence. Number one, the sound, which is crazy that the mic was able to pick that up. And number two is, there's like some YSL situation. Your whole crew flipped on you, and they were like, they're like, they all said we heard it, dude.
Starting point is 01:25:44 They said it was very intense. The floor vibrated, and it was impressive. And like, who knows it fucking. He was the one who did all this shit, bro. Oh, wow. Throw on the youngest one because he's going to get the least charged. That makes sense. It is literally the RICO case.
Starting point is 01:25:56 Y'all are all flipping on each other. The sandbox RICO. Bro, speaking of fucking RICO, man, everyone's getting, uh, everyone's getting hit with that shit right now, dude. Everyone's getting out. That's true. Everyone's getting out, but, um,
Starting point is 01:26:09 what's his name? Reckless? Oh, Rico Rekless? Got hit with the RICO. Oh, okay. Damn. I didn't know. Well, not,
Starting point is 01:26:17 he didn't get hit with RICO, but his, like, crew. got hit with some sort of RICO. I have no idea. He's like denying all that stuff or whatever it is, but I'm like, it's like, at this point, I'm wondering, I'm wondering, it's like when you become, you know, famous and popular and like you live a certain lifestyle, I'm like, you were referenced to your homies as a gang, it's
Starting point is 01:26:32 like, when you think it's just, you know, shits and giggles and you think it's like, yeah, it's just my homie, we're gang, you know, but you think like the government's like taking a little bit too seriously going like, this is a gang, there's money involved, there's people getting beaten up involved. Now we're going to take it there. That's what the RICO case is about, you know? But it feels like they're, it's a legend that there's like, you know, like some real, uh, like, there's crime being conducted and there's money being pumped in, you know, there's money being pumped out.
Starting point is 01:26:58 There's, you know. It feels like it's being misapplied because people are making money and like people are mad about it. Maybe. Yeah. Well, you, you hear like the common, like, the fans get used a lot where it's like, you know, they don't really use that for like movies when it's like, you know, music at the end of day is art. You feel me? You're expressing yourself.
Starting point is 01:27:15 That's true. You know, if somebody says, I spent 100,000 on a band. They might not even own a Bentley, you feel me? So it's like just like how someone will direct a movie, they might add some some fucking crazy killing scene. Doesn't mean that they did that. Yeah, but not just movies, but like if you listen to any hardcore like metal, you know, old 90s or early 2000 shit like dying fetus, like they're singing and like, you know, making these songs about the craziest shit about like murdering girls and doing all this stuff. Eminem has a whole song about like him killing, you know, his wife. Mac Disconnected is calling me.
Starting point is 01:27:49 Should I pick this up? Yeah, I see. What's going on? Mac, what's going on, dude? Yo, correct yourself because the chat is flaming you. You were talking about sauce walker, not. Oh, my God. Come on.
Starting point is 01:28:03 Chat. Enjoy the show. Thank you, Mac. He just hangs up. Thank you, Mac. That's like this. Oh, my God. It's crazy because I almost said it.
Starting point is 01:28:13 And I was like, maybe they're talking about something else that I just don't know. Yeah, they said Rico I don't want to do it because it's not it's in my show. Yeah, when he said Rico, right, I'm like, I, yeah, I don't know anything about that. What are you talking about? Fuck. But not, you know, I think that like they might be building some shit on TSA, but like it was like a couple members and like got arrested. But sauce walka just dropped the tape, man. Go check that shit out.
Starting point is 01:28:35 Yeah. But you know, it takes a while. You take a while before they get everybody. Yeah. You, um, linked up with them, didn't you? No, but he's promoted my brand before in the past. He did the whole promo video for me earlier this year. your name's anywhere in this paperwork.
Starting point is 01:28:49 Hell nah. That shit heard. He was supposed to promote the Nigo last year. Oh, he was? They told me to ship a one. They sent me a print label to send it to him. I didn't send it.
Starting point is 01:29:00 And then he facetimes me the next day, Saswaka. He's like, yo, where's his doll? I'm like, bro, I forgot. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 01:29:06 Yeah, I don't think he ever got it. You want to take your OG seat back? Oh. And also I need to, I really have to pee again, dude. I'm sorry. Do your drip check real quick. Oh,
Starting point is 01:29:15 oh, yes. We were starting off with this like, I think, two hours ago. You did yours? You did your drip check? Yeah, I think, I'm not sure. You were here with you. No, but you just did the jacket. You didn't say what shoes you had on?
Starting point is 01:29:31 Okay, but all good. Nike pants and some good Jays. Yeah, good for us. Yuri? I haven't wore these in a long time, but these are the Chinatown market. I didn't even know you owned other shoes. These have been just sitting in my closet for a minute, but these are the like Dylan gave you those.
Starting point is 01:29:45 No, I just purchased these. But no way you bought those. I did because I really like them. These are the Chinatown Market Pumas. And like, you know, they have the switchable side panels. I thought these really fucking cool. But yeah, Chinatown Market Pumas. Then now the Nones Market.
Starting point is 01:29:58 Car Hard pants, like vintage old pants. Someone's sent them to me. A good nothing personal long sleeve. Shout to Blasey for blessing. Not just me, but the whole office with like literally some giant sacks of clothes. Yeah. I mean, like, that's it. Oh, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:30:12 No, you good. But that's my whole trip. I just want to piggyback off for that. Thank you. You're welcome. you know when i when i did my drop blew my mind everything's great whatever but this was the first time in my life that i've been able to buy some stock of shirts uh-huh just so i could seed out oh really because it's been so many times where the homie walks up the miles like bro i'm about to
Starting point is 01:30:31 meet the fucking president and shit like yeah like do you have a t-shirt i'm like i got this fucking crate you know what i'm saying it's like that's all great this bag bob yeah that's all great and all but like you know i also want i want to see this shit get worn in music videos and like at the mall and shit honestly if you really i've been seeing it though like like my homie semi-foels or like oh i saw someone at the dmv in this shit oh really all the time it's wait but okay can i but can i ask you something i'm gonna use the bathroom no do people thank you bro do people like do this weird thing where like say say that like you have like like shit that you're gonna see it out or whatever right and then like you have like your orders
Starting point is 01:31:09 and like like you know shit you got to ship out or whatever and people because they haven't got their fucking order they're like they literally like feel offended like oh you're fucking like giving out you're giving out fucking you're you're you giving out like merch to these fucking ig thoughts when we bought it and y y'all haven't got my order yet like um do you ever come across that well i i've came across that not with t-shirts necessarily just because of the nature up until today has just been pre-order for the most part when it comes to the apparel site so like you're able to just ship it out as you get all the seating product yeah for me i made sure all the products i still haven't see the shit. I gave y'all, I think I left like 60 pieces here. No facts. You know so I, no, bro.
Starting point is 01:31:50 You, I think you might have left me more. I'm about to start going through like my Instagram following and like just starting. I'm going to start reviewing my network and just start seeing shit out, bro. Because I got I got a lot of homie into high places, but I never really go out my way to be like, like, hey big bro, here's a here's a fucking t-shirt. Like, yo, biggest bro, let me send you this fucking new. Shout out all the biggest bro's watching too, man. We all fucking bigging it up. Biggest bro records? Not anymore. redacted records no it's just Blasey records
Starting point is 01:32:18 wow Kelvin's gonna be my first your first rapper with that Jacky was wearing earlier yeah honestly yeah he came crazy with the vest but today I got some awesome shit socks mixed with the
Starting point is 01:32:33 by myself socks and I got some Louis shoes some got the Louis shoes dirty goddamn some EPP pants you know and fuck my boy All me from, or Omi from Brooklyn.
Starting point is 01:32:47 Ome in the Hellcat? I think it's from New York. I'm still NYC. Pick this shit up out there. Super duper dope. That's his hardest foot. And I got a new tattoo. We like filled this whole area with like smoke.
Starting point is 01:32:57 We about to do the rest of the lot. We're gonna do. Real familiar. What do you mean? Go ahead. I feel like I look like little way now. I'm gonna fight you man. I got like Freddie.
Starting point is 01:33:06 Bro, you're stupid blasted. No, I'm officially sleeved up. I just realized that. I see you, bro. I see you. Like that whole like smoke part. Bro. The, the, the, the filler in?
Starting point is 01:33:14 is what really takes it to the next level. Well, I talked to several tattoo artists. They're like, you know what, Blassie? Like, all your tattoos are just like single line, just like regular, like black and white. Don't do it. But the homie yesterday was like, nah, let's try it. Yeah, no, it looks good.
Starting point is 01:33:28 Honestly, really fuck with it, man. So shout out to my boy. It elevated your-on-in-in-instagued. Elevated your sleeve. It did, bro. Now it looked like an adult. And it didn't take away from like... Now you still look like a fucking, like a classroom desk and shit.
Starting point is 01:33:40 But look, it didn't take away from your shit at all. Like, your attitude. this but like I keep it bro No keep it bro Part of my history You're you're K for King It's what a K dumbass K for King
Starting point is 01:33:52 A crispy life fan And that's up bless down King That's really about it I believe yeah That's my fit Oh and check it out man Shout to a no love Scott man This is my boy out in Houston He makes the craziest belts
Starting point is 01:34:04 Go fuck with him on Instagram He made me this one of one Bank Bob belt That's a nigga that came to your office That one day right Bro what we need to link I got a link bro This is crazy
Starting point is 01:34:13 This is like Bro, you have to wear that every day, bro. I've had this belt for like a month and I really just looked at it today. I'm like I got to put that bitch on today. You have to wear it like every day, bro. It's just fire as foot. It works well with the longs green long sleeves too. I'm not by the real diamonds. Yeah. Yeah. No way. That's a big ass piece, bro. 11 K. Oh, I'm fucking what you know. This is fucking head eyes here. Oh, so about the Wuhan. It's it's it's just as blingy as no. No shut up. They got serious COVID out there in China is fucking up the business. Oh, yes. you're right all these all these factors dropping life flies man we try to make this global economy shake where we at uh jack ma come on well anyway pray for the people out there i got uh yeah pray for people everywhere niggia that shit ain't just there well they're having a big uh outbreak right now
Starting point is 01:35:02 as blasia was saying and what do you think is gonna happen is gonna fucking spread everywhere uh hopefully not well china is doing a China's going above and beyond with the COVID regulations, let's say. They are ending production on all these fucking wacky products. I'm not sure if you've seen, but in China, they're welding apartment doors and house doors shut so that you cannot leave your house to follow COVID regulations. And if you stay at work for like over a certain time limit, you will be left there. And like there's people, like jumping off like second story like windows and shit.
Starting point is 01:35:37 It's basically it's like some black mirror shit going on out there because of you. You get your shoes done in Portugal, so you're a little lucky. But about like 80% of all this wacky shit I post, you know, I got, I'm working, I'm cooperating with factories over there, you know. Which honestly. That and Indonesia. It looks like you like are like, you're seriously like taking this all there right now. That shit is like fucking. It sucks.
Starting point is 01:35:59 It's going to affect the global economy because I mean like we, everyone relies on China. It's the new world superpower. Yeah. You feel me? But it's like, are they just like, you know, capping about these numbers to continue this. crazy martial law they got going because that's kind of insane. I don't think China needs to control their people. I think they got their people
Starting point is 01:36:16 on law. You know, like you can't buy They have a, they have like facial. I don't want to go down this like geopolitical rabbit hole. This is crazy. The more you learn about China, the crazy crazier it is. They have like social credit scores like you walk around and they it's like That's literally an episode in Black Mirror. And that's what's, it's been going on in China
Starting point is 01:36:34 since like 2010. So what's your fit? I got the Travis Got fragments on. Some babe socks. Shout out to fucking the hood. You're about fall asleep. Hood dialect.
Starting point is 01:36:49 I got these hood dialect. Dude. Those pants are fire. And they're, and they're fucking insulated on the inside too. Really? Yeah, like they're like,
Starting point is 01:36:56 you know. Oh, like a wool or something. Yeah. Like that. Bro, the pockets are my favorite part. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:37:01 they got, you know, good cargo. It's hard. Good vertical. Is it? Uh, got the good Ralph Lauren.
Starting point is 01:37:06 Ralph Lauren. Yeah. That's it. Wait, the, uh, is Ralph Lauren too yeah oh wow it's far rough warned up you step in real right bro yeah should we get to uh to the top let's get into the motherfucking sneaker news of the week man
Starting point is 01:37:19 this is the last sneaker news news of 2022 man i can't believe also you should have been here for this house phone what we were talking about rico cases oh no don't bring you the rico case with the rico reckless and this about five minutes and then mac had calling like brad the chas grilling you at sawaka i'm an idiot dude oh I thought you were like like trolling now I'm a blaine idiot Jesus Christ oh pity party my parents dropped me numerous times as a kid I got the high school dropped you a couple times yeah in high school they fed me ecstasy for lunch it's you know it's on controllable I'm trying to read does it say
Starting point is 01:37:57 Adi Fawn adi form adi form yeah you right so we got the Adi form superstar new silhouette release date is out now via Adidas and it's $81 I hate this shoe so much. Boo. It's that one right here. Shout to the sneaker news. Shout to Matt. Yeah, shout out to Mac.
Starting point is 01:38:17 Thank you, Matt, for correcting me, by the way. Thank you, Mac, and shout out to Riley on the boards. This is, I mean, it's cool. Like, we don't, I understand the assignment, but I don't think it was. The Kanye Dick rang is crazy, and that's that whole, like, IP conversation and shit. But, yeah. I think that, like, this whole 3D shoe trend is, like, very sustainable. It's cool.
Starting point is 01:38:39 but like we can't allow just for all the shit to start looking the same they basically bought hell of 3d printers and that's what i'm saying look like somebody like made this in their living room they well they made in a giant warehouse it's literally just like one like one piece you know no facts honestly um rather than having this shit all stitched uh if it's 3d print it does it is it really 3d print it or is it no or does it have that printed on there's some form of like it's like some like uh some kind of like uh injection that they do like some plastic or whatever material that is. There's no way this is actually 3D printing. It has a mold line right there, right? No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:39:14 But we're saying like that's like the look that is given like a like a clog or something like that. It's definitely something that's like a capable of creating texture like that though. So it's like it's mimicking that 3D stuff. Blasey I feel like for some reason like if this was not a part of the sneaker news today, we would potentially see you wearing these.
Starting point is 01:39:31 I don't wear Adidas. Like this is. I never wore Adidas. This is some shit that like fucking like Emron Potato thought of. Yeah, dude. I always been Nike. I can't imagine anyone I know wearing these. Yeah, okay, like if there was an Air Force version of this, would you wear? No, they have more or less a Air Force slip like a mule version. You know, those are like two of my like hookwords. Yeah, is it? Is it the fact that it's a price to $81 that makes me feel like it's like less covetable? Like if it was priced at 200 or 300, I would think like, oh, no, necessarily. No, but you got you got to think about it. Like the regular Adidas superstars are nowhere near. much so why would they like and it's just weird I truly don't think that like price tag dictates the quality of a I mean definitely does but like a digtates
Starting point is 01:40:17 the the quality of the design you know like there's good affordable shoes you can see vans old schools and there's good thousand dollar shoes you feel me but like I think eighty one dollars are trying to you know they're just trying to add a new affordable drip a new affordable product that like everybody at the mall is this is good this should be out at foot locker you know it probably will be I kind of like the the honestly I just Yeah, I used to be a fan of shoelaces and I still am but The idea of having I used to be a fan of shoelaces
Starting point is 01:40:44 The idea of having a really well-fitted shoe that you don't have to lace up is a very Attractive idea to me to be honest, but I haven't really found one that I like to be honest Yeah, usually I'm like nine out of ten of my shoes are like fucking I just sink a little yeah a little bit too big or too small So it's like if you can get a like a well-formed shoe to your foot I think all my shoes are like that I like never tie them I just like And just put them in they're like slippers so these are like you never tied these you've gone right out the box literally wow I mean like what the day I got them but like that I only time once so Louis handed those shoes to you and you never even touch me yeah basically all right man let's let's go over to the next shoe we got the airdordan one high OG vibrations of not Nalia Naila of Naila my back
Starting point is 01:41:31 here I'm assuming right now yeah it let's shout out to Riley thank you so much Naila or Naila yeah by vibrations of Nalia release date is May 27th this is a very early preview for $180 where I'll be doing in May 20th bro I'm gonna be 29 when the shit's come out okay uh I kind of like them I yeah I'm not mad at these on I'm not mad at them at all I think that you could like anyone is capable of dripping these you here go blue pants you know what our pants what is that material though it's like a cracked leather I think we zoom in on that actually
Starting point is 01:42:09 bro these bitches it's like some kind of like swillish material looks like some like some corkscrew no it looks like some very cracked the leather or Maybe something else. Like to the extremity. Have you ever seen the, uh, the, uh, me? Oh, that's definitely what's trying to like follow in the aesthetic. You see, you see, though, the, uh, uh, me, whatever Jordan ones. Like, they're like white like this with the, yeah, uh, oh, the Amy type shit.
Starting point is 01:42:36 Yeah. Whatever. I don't know how to say that. Oh, yeah. No, they're like, you see the top part. It looks like, uh, it looks like, uh, it looks like leather or hair. Yeah, it's like a, it's like a corkscrew almost. It looks like, it looks like a corkscrew almost.
Starting point is 01:42:49 It looks like. like that too it looks like multiple different things which is why I honestly why I court me honestly cork me down this these shoes are cool bro this is why I immediately appreciated the shoe these shoes is because it really made me think like yeah because you're an alcoholic so it's like oh okay thanks okay let you tell okay head um oh I'm like what the fuck is this made up you're like oh yeah oh it's a corkscrew honestly those were fucking fire i'm not gonna lie i fuck with them honestly I don't it would have to be a situation where like someone just walks up on me selling them I'm not like I'm like I'm gonna out a tent
Starting point is 01:43:20 Like, okay, like, okay, like, if someone, if some reseller niggas pulls it up to the office trying to buy a design. If South Bay kicks hits me up, you're tap down. They're $180. So there's no design you're selling for $180. If Londell Julio hits me up, you know what? Who the fuck is that? I don't know. But like, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:43:39 Like, if they, they pull up only with those shoes, I'll cop up. Hey, but the only thing I could say critique about those shoes, Riley, if you could pull up the photo again is, um, the. Mep, can go back, babe? I understand like the tan look look go to the laces I understand the tan look and the off wide look but those laces look they look like SB well you just have a bias against laces they look they look like they look like worn and sweat it no no no but you but you know that's like if you pay attention to like the sneaker trends of this year like that age look like literally look at the soles that I'm wearing right now they're fucking cream like but that looks more like piss than cream well that's what's trying to like exact same shape you imagine this you're in six. and you just tried washing your white shoes this is what's gonna happen to your shoes that's exactly what's you're gonna fuck them up eventually you know so like that's what's trying to like follow like just the most ugliest like it's not even ugly i think like like if you ever own any shoe that like oxidized in the box or whatever it's like that like the soul will turn i think that they like eggshell color they juxtapose that
Starting point is 01:44:41 concept very well and i give the uh the blasi stamp of the day no i fucked with it i i just fuck with it though okay all right the next shoes we got is the app mode F-R-2 the Mason Mihara Yahshiro The Wayne Low Leathers This is like a three-way collab It's Yasuhiro Okay, fucking my bad
Starting point is 01:45:06 Japanese Yuri over here Nerd I read a couple of mangas Yesira He even moaning that shit Oh my God These are those shoes that I'd be wearing With the crazy soul Oh, you know, the melted soul
Starting point is 01:45:21 Shut your bitch ass up Oh my god You didn't even know about Maharas before me For E? For me Probably E Probably E Hold on it says price to be decided
Starting point is 01:45:32 How much do you guys assume these would cause? Are you fucking smoking crack? The regular ones are like I own a pair bro Clearly you got a discount I'm not smoking crack I'm uneducated I don't know the person
Starting point is 01:45:42 No no I'm talking about you I'm something on him How much do you say? He said 180 They're $600 regular Yeah that's what I'm going to say I think they're like $1,000.
Starting point is 01:45:49 This nigga is literally smoking dick. We get it. You're rich. Okay. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Right. Riley, right.
Starting point is 01:45:53 Just copy. Okay. You win. Just copy the two M words. The Mason Mi Hara part. Like, just like copy it. Copy it to N words. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:00 Yeah. Copy that. Copy that. Copy that. And then search it on Google real quick. Houseful you win, bro. No, shut up. Because I got a proof of point.
Starting point is 01:46:11 Bro. You're, oh my God. Big bro. Biggest bro. Yeah. You're clearly. Oh, I know. I've been on these.
Starting point is 01:46:17 I own up here. Who's the biggest bro? No, why is really scared to scroll down? Yeah. Oh. 80 dollars. No. That's fake.
Starting point is 01:46:26 No. 322 dollars. And those are, and those are only, and those are the converse ones. The fucking Air Force ones are literally $600, bro. I have them. 82 dollars. 550 on Farfetch. I'm sorry, how's, I don't see any $600.
Starting point is 01:46:43 Because these are not the one. I see $40. They have different silhouettes. Okay, there you go. Six hundred. That boy got scanned by Londell Julio kicks. Niggas are bummed. And bitch, you use my ex's discount to get them for $180 if you did pay $180.
Starting point is 01:46:59 So shut the fuck up. Nica, you wouldn't even know her if I wasn't dating. I would have the show owner. You would have never known her. Oh, I want those ones, though. For the $250? No, the black and white checker ones. The $1.98 people.
Starting point is 01:47:13 I was trying to gay keep these until everybody in the fucking office got a pair. Wow. That's crazy. Will Housephone, you over exaggerated to me, man. No, I didn't at all. No shoes are not drippy. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Go back to Google.
Starting point is 01:47:25 Fuck all this. Fuck, fuck you. Go back to Google. Go back to Google. Put basing me hard and then put Wayne, Wayne Low. I feel like, house film. Suck my fucking dick. It blends the world between, like, podcasting and live streaming.
Starting point is 01:47:36 Like, he's acting like he's on his laptop right now. Like, look, guys, I'll search this up real quick. Because you fucking bummed ass niggas know nothing about this. Bro. It's not $800, $800. $800. I said, I said $600. Okay, I was off a little bit.
Starting point is 01:47:48 Bro, I literally have those white ones right there. And that's some fucking, that's some far-fetched like on sale shit, bro. So you told people you were wearing $600 shoes when really there were $3.79. You have never owned a shoe over $50. They literally are $500 right there, bro. And these are on sale. I had these six months ago. I had them six months ago.
Starting point is 01:48:12 I had them six months ago. So I'm sorry, I'm sorry that I paid a little more because I had them about. for everybody. Sorry. Suck my fucking dick. Hell, you got them for half off from your fucking plug. So what, niggas? The tag sales said 600. How about that?
Starting point is 01:48:28 You got leaked. That tag said 600. That boy got leaked. When you can find me another store in Los Angeles that has them, we showed you seven. Let me know. All right. You niggas are bums.
Starting point is 01:48:39 I'm gonna come in some $40 base of Maharos tomorrow. Your house phone, L's in the chat. You literally paid like $3,000 for these stupid as patent leather fucking DC. $600 for $200 shoes. They're not $200, bro. You're dressed like a goodwill teddy. You got minimal jeans on, bitch.
Starting point is 01:48:56 Shut the fuck up. Oh, my God. These fucking... You got these rosecrans reloads on again. Shut your ass up, nigga. Poor roast cranes. You got fucking Instagram ad. Nigga, you literally got brown bag podcast sponsored jeans on.
Starting point is 01:49:12 And you got weird Belenziaga BDSM child porn bear on your fucking shirt, bitch. Hold, you know what's crazy? I've been a part of disconnected for almost a year now. I don't know what this joke is about. Why do you guys keep joking about roast friends? And his cum state. I was defeated, bro. I'm never dissing you again in my life.
Starting point is 01:49:30 That was the one. No, I freestowed the BDSM bear off the, bro, stand up so they can see him, please. Say he's not wearing the fucking Balenciaga, like, drama right now where they're wearing the, they're fucking getting canceled. And you have the bear on your shirt. Fucking weirdo. Kim K would not be proud. I'm not going to lie. That was fucking hilarious.
Starting point is 01:49:55 Y'all really pissed me off for two seconds. Yeah, because you get your fucking prices wrong. You're over here buying shoes off Zands. Prices. Wrong. Bro, you're over here overspending money when you still owe me like some bread. Wait, what the fuck? Mac is writing messages to Riley?
Starting point is 01:50:12 He said, yo, Riley. Is this how you guys communicate? What are you saying? What's going on when this is? This Mac community is a girl right now. You Riley, what are you having after this? Whoa.
Starting point is 01:50:22 Mac is writing in the thing right now. He literally like hacked the system. He's hacking our computer right now. How the fuck is he doing this? Bro, he's with Sharp right now in Vegas fucking hacking our computer. What the fuck? He's updating it live as we're watching it though.
Starting point is 01:50:38 What the fuck? We're finding out how Google sheets work. He's like sending fucking secret love letters to fucking Riley. No, hell, all right. That's what I'm saying. You better press it. No, I'm not pressing. No, I'm like, hey, baby.
Starting point is 01:50:50 Let me check your Google drive. No, no, no. I'm pulling my harmonious hour card. Mac, you're fired, bro. Oh, no, hell about it. You got to find her. You are misspelling her name. Dude, that's not having you spell.
Starting point is 01:51:02 Even how you spell her name, dude. Reverse psychology. That's crazy. Play the bad. No, I'm joking, Mac. I'm really just playing. But I'll be update you guys. Okay.
Starting point is 01:51:10 You know you got a mic, right? Speak on it. Squeak on it. Riley. What's been your favorite moment of the year? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we need the Riley. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:51:23 Yeah, what's your favorite moment of the year? It doesn't have to be on disconnect or it doesn't have to be. No, nigga, fuck everything else. Was it like a good dinner you had? Disconnected favorite moment. Oh, my God. Or like, give us like two. I have done every episode.
Starting point is 01:51:34 Literally. Oh, that's hard. What the, that's hard. That's hard. I don't know. She's like, I don't fuck with you at all. I would say the live show. The live show was like really cool to see you guys like.
Starting point is 01:51:46 That's a good. I know, do this. In front of everybody and it was so weird. I forgot that counts as an episode. Yeah. Yeah. I would say that. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:51:55 That was tight. The Twisty P thing was crazy though. That was like, I was scared. Bro. First of all, Yuri would literally jump in front of a bullet for you. Definitely. So even if you, yeah, you jumped in front of a bullet? A train.
Starting point is 01:52:10 Do do, do, do, do. I. BDSM bear. I'm gonna turn this shirt inside out, bro. This is crazy. It's funny because I like that shirt until I... Me too, bro. I can't, I don't see this shirt.
Starting point is 01:52:22 Honestly, can we do a disconnected 24-hour stream? I don't know if I'm ever ready to do another 24-hour stream. I'll be down, though. That was literally torture at one point. No, but we have to wear 24 different fits an hour each. Oh, I do that. I'll do that. And I'll have 24-face.
Starting point is 01:52:41 Urieg definitely does not have 24-fits. I don't. I don't have 24 pairs of pants. I have five. Hey, you know what we should do? like an auction oh oh yeah honestly have a lot of clothes that's what I'm saying you do too even the homie told me it's like we should just do something for creatives that they want to like remix this fucking flannels or make this top of this cargo pants I could tell you haven't been
Starting point is 01:53:01 like drinking lean because your eyes are like very vibrant thank you I see you look very handsome and can we be serious for a second the uh sometimes the homie's looking handsome bro sometimes the chap be like you know but you know I'm all my best behavior your skin's clear I just got off this fucking curse. I still believe a woman cursed me. I think so, because I don't get pimples like that and I broke out for like four weeks
Starting point is 01:53:24 and it's still like you still see reminence. Yeah, reminence. But you know, it's remnant. It's humbled me. Bro, it's called a hex. It's humbled me.
Starting point is 01:53:32 It's humble me. It's humble me. It's humphes you. No, like girl like, because I'm, I'm Mexican, right? So there's brue here on this shit. Like,
Starting point is 01:53:38 I've definitely been in those books before. But I have to be honest with the whole lean thing is like I've noticed with many people throughout my life, any one of my homies who starts sipping lean on a regular basis. Like, and also with dabbing, bro,
Starting point is 01:53:47 I've noticed this with dabbing as well. It makes your, like, eyes sink in. And you get these, like, dark shadows over your eyes. But I get... And I notice that would lean the most. Like, when you sip a lot of lean, your eyes start sinking. It's because you're, like, dehydrated out for it.
Starting point is 01:53:59 No, well, check it out. My whole thing is, like, I'm just at my office late as fuck. That's also true. Yeah. In a dark-ass weird. Those are computer eyes. Anyone who, like, knows me knows I don't like having the lights on.
Starting point is 01:54:11 I go, like, full, like, cardy, like, vamp mode. No, I had a my home and just bump fucking Kodak black to the bro I was vamped up today. I couldn't sleep this morning like why wonder why shut the fuck I'm kidding now my my boy has been given the serenity yeah no listen but no listen you know me me and a certain someone we's laid up you for me her ass went to sleep immediately and you what what you this is after I was fucking like just on YouTube like here look at this so like literally like six seven in the morning I do that I do that every every day and I have my but I have my alarm set for 9 a.m. But like I tried to go to sleep and I slept for like a hour or two and then I was like I want a fucking smoothie. So I hopped on postmates and I ordered two smoothies. One of them's in my freezer at this moment still.
Starting point is 01:55:00 Not as good as you know as it's going to be anymore. No, no, but I drank the first. I'm hungry. I feel you there. And you're horny for little kids in bondage. What? Oh my God. Weirdo.
Starting point is 01:55:12 Jepetto. Yeah. Anyway, but look, look. So then, whoa, I thought you could take your shirt. Oh, wait, you have a what the why do you have palm trees tattooed on the back of your arm? Why we got matching tattoos? That's so gay. You know what? I'm going to get a bunch of random stupid tattoos as well. These aren't random. They all have meaning, bro. Can you tell me? You have a Twitch tattoo on your list. Yeah, you have a Twitch. I don't got no apps on me. Except for Photoshop. I have no. I don't got no apps on me. Yes, you do actually For that's it I said I got no platforms on me
Starting point is 01:55:48 I wasn't at IG Nah but um Nika said I got no streaming services on me Can we go back to the Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah After I proved you wrong Can we go back to the last shoe The black and white one before the clothing?
Starting point is 01:55:59 I wanna get Max first and last name tattooed on me No no no The one who was yeah yeah Yo Mac DM me There's more pictures of it I'm pretty sure Smoking kills Yeah so look so what they did was they did like I actually saw these early
Starting point is 01:56:13 here like the one of the shoes is black base and the other one is white base it says smoking kills on the toe yeah uh-huh who are they collaborating with famous decks with uh atmos why famous because he be wearing like the the mitchmatchy shoes yeah you didn't catch that one that was funny yeah i'm on your ass oh whoa they got they got rabbits fucking each other come on now i'm not a big fan of the you're you're about to put it on your fucking neck shirt oh my god You not but these shoes are honestly kind of let's keep it a stack like you guys fuck with these or no yeah I'm I don't like the mitchmatchy shit I have the all white pairs of
Starting point is 01:56:52 these if they were the same one oh even at that they're different material like the outside like patent leather yeah this pad leather on the black or one of this like some like mat or maybe it's not patent leather actually can we zoom in on the they got like that lamb skin like Rick Owens material on the insult on the inside yeah no no it is bad that's clearly too different and up front look at the front it's like real leather looks regular leather in the back is... Whoa. I like that.
Starting point is 01:57:17 I like the idea. I just don't like the Mitch-Machshadish. I understand the assignment, but I don't know if they... You lost me at Famous Dex. That was funny. Bro, some... I'm not a big fun of those shoes. Sometimes our, like...
Starting point is 01:57:29 Sometimes our jokes be going over niggas' heads, I know. It went over your head. No, that's what I'm saying. If it went over my head, you know it went over these niggas heads. Yeah. That's the crazy part. Every now and then someone will comment some shit that no one picked up on. Those are the funniest comments usually
Starting point is 01:57:45 Those be having me literally at the crib Crying like how the f- My favorite one was when I kept calling him like Carl or fucking yeah Carl from GTA Oh oh yeah Zero yeah And you guys didn't know in there Bro, you're from holes
Starting point is 01:58:01 From GTA San Andreas look that up Bro you know you know it's funny I think I forgot what episode it was But it was one of the episodes of disconnecting Someone just left a timestamp didn't say anything It was just a timestamp I click on it And it was right when Blasie's trying to tell you something
Starting point is 01:58:15 and you keep talking on top of him and Blasie was getting so frustrated and then you and I start a conversation and Blasie's still trying to bring up his thing and it was like a minute or two of Blasie just getting so mad that he could not get his point across I thought it was so far
Starting point is 01:58:30 I was like dude this is the funniest comment and they didn't have to say anything it was just a time stamp. I think the last two weeks Flaco has realized what it feels like to be in my shoes oh my in your shoes yeah I think you You felt that, like reverse today.
Starting point is 01:58:47 I'm flackled out for show. That nigga said, I take my shirt off and not all. Stop breathing. Take my shirt off. Bro, just, you could rock your fucking BDSM. You lost it? I just wanted to show the tats. I just wanted to show the tats.
Starting point is 01:59:02 Like I said, I'm inked. All right, I'm tatted. Let's check out this clothing room. It's probably on the table, dude. I had speech class growing up, man. Come on. You got a speech impediment, nigga. I do.
Starting point is 01:59:19 Oh, my God. The clothing news of the week brought to us by Mac Attack. Mac Attack, Shack Attack, Black Attack. Smacking that. Why did I feel like Blize about to farm my face? That ass is flat. I look right down the hole of it. Dude, I threw the lighter at Riley and she's lost it.
Starting point is 01:59:37 I threw the rider. I threw the rider. I threw the rider. Wait, actually, speaking of Ryder, before we move on to actually before we get into all the you know clothing in a rider bro I toss it in an air like Yuri toss Riley the lighter this ain't a this ain't a Ferrari this a Lamborghini spider did you see and Blasie started off designs he was making flyers uh fucking whitehose lizzie mcguire and when they talk about disconnected they say house phone is flyer if Blasey says he doesn't like men then he is a liar huh and I don't know why we let you on this show because having drip was required yeah
Starting point is 02:00:11 Blassey without that green shirt on Look like he was about to change my tire That is racist This is an anti-Mexican podcast I just want to let you all know Honestly look You're just mad because my bars are fire
Starting point is 02:00:27 Your bars ain't shit And please don't preach it because this ain't a choir And Blasie be fucking fans All you got to do is inquire No I don't I got a whole girl at the crib And you know he'd be fucking the help He'd be fucking the ones he hired
Starting point is 02:00:41 Oh my God. And don't be, don't call me a king, call me a sire. No, cause honestly, I'm really tired. When are we gonna let these jokes go to expire? Oh, all right. This is my show, bitch, you're fired. Oh. Where's my lighter?
Starting point is 02:01:01 I'm gonna choose. We lost it somehow. I don't know. Honestly, none of us are tighter. I'm gonna have you talking like Kanye through the wire. Okay. Let's not forget that this all started with me trying to tell you something
Starting point is 02:01:11 about writer. Okay. And y'all be acting like the trolls with the typewriters. You'd be at home reading Reddit, you turn to a crier. Okay. You'll never get to work. You can't relate to a plier. You're on the internet all day.
Starting point is 02:01:25 You're a tweet fighter. Oh. Like. Uri is going crazy. Okay. 007 met the street fighter. Mmm. Okay.
Starting point is 02:01:38 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Better yet, Mortal Kombat. I'm from Russia, bro. I couldn't get whiter. Can't get whiter? Have you seen my girlfriend?
Starting point is 02:01:48 I don't think you could get finer. My bitch got hell of paper. I bought her a binder. My girl only gets, only starts looking better. She's like whined with a timer. Ah, hey. Fucking nigger, Yuri.
Starting point is 02:02:08 Bro, we might get Yuri in the boop. I swear to God. I only wife. I don't know. Fuck on them Hollywood Allen songs. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck dabb-dab.
Starting point is 02:02:16 No, we need dabb-no dance part, too. Yeah, I only fuck. Babe, I don't know if you know, but Yuri has a song. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I swear God. Mic drop. All right. Yeah, that's my song.
Starting point is 02:02:35 That's, honestly, the first bar on my tape. Oh, my fucking God. I love y'all, niggas so much, bro. Y'all are so funny, bro. All right, man. Oz better pick aside. Hmm. I heard Flacco got a girlfriend, but he never get inside.
Starting point is 02:02:51 Blasey's looking kind of thick. I told him flipping ride. Flipping right. Blasey looking kind of thick. That nigga rubbing his inner thighs. Inner thighs, but I got energy. Oh. All right, right, right, right.
Starting point is 02:03:04 The first the first clothing news of the weekend. Obviously, I'm the hardest rapper in the room. You're the hardest rapper in the room. And they got to sweep your shit. it up like you need to get a broom oh and i'll do you like fucking austin macbroom i'll fire you on a video call via zoom i was fucking oh i hate you i was gonna say something to me to zoom wrap your ass to a b mf doom okay mixtape by blasi coming soon i'm a roche so bad that that sadness is gonna loon
Starting point is 02:03:33 i get money up early i start watching zabuma foo and my bitch got two glocks on her like she tuned I'm at 7-11 with a four trist looking for some mountain dew. Ew. You pouring up a mountain dude. Yeah, but I know you ain't talking you don't suck the thousand dudes. I done so much cocaine. You're wearing a BDSM bear shirt touching kids like it's cool. You be doing business with the offs but shout to koo. I'm just kidding that shot. It just rhyme man. It just rhyme man. These girls, The girls say you fine, man. This wraps me getting too personal.
Starting point is 02:04:15 It's nothing personal. It's nothing personal. That's your adlet. Nothing personal. You need to roast the shit. You don't fucking adlet that in every song you ever make from now on, bro. That was crazy. I'm going to walk up to Ralph Bintan, right.
Starting point is 02:04:35 Nothing personal. Listen, like, you know that guy is lazy? Oh, my God. You know that guy? now bitch you know that guy Blazies from Instagram he makes like so cute he makes like he took me to a cool freeway spot he took me to this he took me to this view off the freeway I'm unplugging your mind listen I don't know dude it was weird like like we woke up on the free like we woke up on the free one like last thing I remember we were taking shots
Starting point is 02:05:12 Bro, shut the fuck up. I don't know, he had this bear and it had like... I am literally gonna like... He had this SpongeBob bear that looked demonic. He had this bear and it had like... Clothing you. Buy Mac, undefeated and bait. Oh shit.
Starting point is 02:05:34 Collab. Okay, I'll now be a bait. Let's look at it. Alright. All right. All right, everybody. Look like, I don't want to be like... I don't want to be like...
Starting point is 02:05:45 Shut the fuck out. What throws fucking palm tree at you, bro? I don't want to like accuse him, but like... It was weird, dude. No. No. We woke up on the free... Bro, no.
Starting point is 02:05:59 All right, I'm sorry, but I'm sort of gotta shut up. Honestly, what do we have? Pooosh-icey vibe. Wait, we still have a lighter. I can't even like this... No. This is like weird, uh, weird drift, like... This is like riders.
Starting point is 02:06:14 random homie from Atlanta wait you guys say you don't like the pants because I really like those no I just mean like the whole fit is just like it's like thrift like swag I don't know let you tell it look what you're wearing first of all bitch you yeah yeah I got some fly shit on started stuttering yeah yeah bro calm down Bill Cosby whoa I know you not talking you fucking Balenciaga spokesperson hell not 60 allegations The freeway Bill Cosby Yeah
Starting point is 02:06:49 Fucking Paul Walker It's a Bill Cosby Academy For all we know The lighter was That's crazy I'm interested in where it was The lighter was found Where the sun don't shine
Starting point is 02:07:03 All right That was crazy Undefeated babe Yeah we don't need this Bro like no No I fuck I kind of fuck You know Shots Untefeated
Starting point is 02:07:11 You know it's crazy You know your motherfuckers Are the most crazy as a hypocrite's like oh we don't need to keep seeing the same stuff they do bro they've been doing these same collapse for like fucking 10 years i'm i'm sorry it just no you don't got to be sorry undefeated i'm just i just want you to keep the same energy no but no but this no okay no here this is what brands i feel like uh really uh work on right is like they know that not every person is going to be like you house one which is like they're very well educated in and out on every
Starting point is 02:07:40 little thing right some people like me i don't know if that was a dis or no no i'm saying you're very well educated in fashion but i'm saying like a person like me i've i've known undefeated for a long time i've known babe for a long time i want to school with they've collabbed at least like so in my head i think like this collaboration is cool i'm just saying like how many babe shirt how many babe logo shirts have you seen like that before you're right that's true every babe thing looks similar to me to be honest but the fact that's undefeated babe i think that adds an extra level of coolness to me where babe has clapped the comedy fly yeah the hoodies kind of fly as i was talking shit um yeah it was like so yeah i have to be fair though with the flame was still
Starting point is 02:08:20 um whenever rigged it in doing whatever whenever babe prints uh on um on like cloth or like polyester like those hoodies it looks cool for maybe you know man it looks cool for like maybe uh two to three washes but i've noticed that after you have like but this looks a cloth babe thing and you've washed them many times that that like drained look that vintage look does not look good with that babe uh and you know what you know what yri i got some sweats like that i got some burnt i'm gonna hella agree with you right i'm a there's people we know that where you know a lot of old babe and you're like bro it does not get better with age it looks worse it's like that's that's some real shit it looks cool year he is honestly speaking facts right now spot on with that that was very good
Starting point is 02:09:05 because you know what i have this crazy like multicolored uh babe zip up that i like hunted down for years finally got it and yeah i wore it maybe about oh no i mean i definitely put it definitely put his work in this year actually it put his work in but like yeah after a couple washes if you don't cold if you don't cold wash that bitch and then hang dry it follow all the rules a rap yeah but sometimes like like sometimes it works out with the aesthetic yeah but like i i give what you're saying bro but there's other designs and brands but i think that vintage look looks cool i think that was like a I think that was like a like a parka type jacket almost. I don't even think that's a regular hoodie.
Starting point is 02:09:47 He got that like the half zip, not the quarter zip, but the half sip. Oh, here we go. No, it literally is. No, this is like an outerwear jacket. Yuri, this is not really the hoodie. I'm telling him. I went on that rant for no reason then. Yeah, that's what I was.
Starting point is 02:10:00 Sorry, guys. Like, this is like a fucking Gortex jacket or something. Bro, but I'll keep that point for next time. No, facts. All right, we got Gucci's year of the rabbit collection. Is it really? rabbit shit right now I mean I think this is the year of the rabbit no I'm a dog the year of the rabbit we got B rabbit right here I think I'm like year of the pig I vomited on my spaghetti my mom is
Starting point is 02:10:21 ready oh okay I don't know the song you should be wearing this shirt motherfucker yeah sure oh you want me to take I have nothing underneath bro uh I kind of like this jacket I'm a a little bit so I get it's the but we didn't need to have a a rabbit literally in the middle That's actually not a rabbit. That's a bunny hair. It said year of the rabbit. I know, but they got a bunny in the photo. But this is my thing.
Starting point is 02:10:46 I don't see how I'm not paying like $2,000 for that jacket, you know? I'm not paying like $1,200 of this shirt. Those sweats are fired though. Can you zoom out a little bit? I kind of fuck with that shirt. Yeah, I like the sweats. I wish, oh, they got more of those. Whoa.
Starting point is 02:11:01 I like this cardigan. Oh, it's Gucci. Well, it's Gucci. They're gonna get sued by Teddy Fresh. They've done the block design. I hope someone sues Teddy Fresh. No, I'm making. a joke because to you fresh suit someone for using the block pattern design that's kind of
Starting point is 02:11:15 crazy which is you know it's been you niggas don't own blocks yeah i'm not paying as much for this this is like this looks like this is like this is giving like belenziaga like home decor like photo shoot like there's some weird shit like this is giving like like your random graffiti homie like got a collab with gucci hey dig let me fucking let's collab dog do that oh hey dog hey only i could do that okay my bad I'm just kidding no you could do that. Serio food. These pieces look too loud for me.
Starting point is 02:11:44 Oh, what? This is what? I just, I'm not into it. I like the jean jacket. Whoa, if you're on trumes and your homies wearing that thing to the left, you're tripping. I'm tripping on him. Like, what's fuck?
Starting point is 02:11:54 How much you spend on that, bro? Yeah. That's just like $5,000. For real. The backpack's kind of cool. Yeah, like Tyler. It's like Tyler adjacent. If it was black, you're wearing it for show.
Starting point is 02:12:07 Yeah. Or if it was leopard print. That backpack to the right. If it was year. the leopard blasey be fucking flipping out right now yo I would you know I'm not a big fan of the designer products but that backpack to I like those sweatshorts bro I'm not gonna lie those are fire the sweatshorts oh yeah he's wearing him too high though yeah you know can sag him a little bit it looks like my adderol plug shout to the homie Adam
Starting point is 02:12:30 okay ducks for real um yeah I think this is just ass you know if you're looking at a teddy fresh drop look at these weird ass like furry boxing gloves love you get in the ring soccer boppers yeah fucking knock them soccer bopper flocker yeah who fucking took they have like a bbl waist trainer uh this fucking random Gucci shit in like fucking why she rabbit fucking jing jean jacket on some fucking rossed denim who the fuck is rabbit like that movie it's a year to rabbit i think the nits kind of cool though the one that story's wearing yeah but you're gonna pay like two 2 2,500 for it?
Starting point is 02:13:12 No. I've never, I don't think I want any Gucci. I got some sunglasses. That's it. But Gucci forever has that thing where it has the name Gucci where even if it's ugly,
Starting point is 02:13:20 people are going to be like, bro, I got that Gucci. I think that's a little. Yeah. That all the lure has like gone out. If it said like, if it said like, year or the nigger,
Starting point is 02:13:27 people would still buy it. They damn near did that. Remember they got canceled like, they got canceled like, you're not wrong. Whoa, Nuri bought every piece. Can I see the line?
Starting point is 02:13:39 For sure has that push that like, Face mask. Could I have the lighter, please? You know what? I'm happy to say I've never supported Gucci ever in my life or any other high fashion brand, to be honest. We're in your Jivinci glasses. Other than Cardier.
Starting point is 02:13:50 In your Javinci shades? If Cartier had something to do with World War II, let me know. But other than that, I believe we're good here. I believe they probably did have some. You know, they probably made watches for the Nazis and shit. Hit up Hugo Boss. Get mad of them first. Oh, and then we got pleasures.
Starting point is 02:14:04 You and then we got pledgers. This is their fall of winter collection. I don't sound like fucking Kelby from SpongeBob. Or Kelpie for no junker. Or Kelpie the P. Kelpie the P. Riley accidentally called Kelvin Kelpie earlier. Oh.
Starting point is 02:14:21 She said, hey Kelsey. This is hard, bro. Pleasures is one of my favorite brands. I'll say. But I wouldn't buy it, though. I would buy this shit. I'd be buying pleasures actively, man. Go buy that shit at Bodega.
Starting point is 02:14:32 This is, I don't, okay. I don't know about this one. I like the t-shirt. It looks like Lansi foe. Yes, you come me Lanzi at Lanzi. Porn. My red cup of Manti. Yo, uh, I like the tourquoise color.
Starting point is 02:14:46 Then she took a panty prayers. Yeah, the, uh, the off skin team. She a chante. Prayers to the office London, man. Yeah, she'd come in Monta, a Monty. He was reported missing since July. That's a dude that, um, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:14:58 Yeah. I mean, there's your shirt. Ketamine fried chaos. Oh, that what it says, real. Oh my. Oh my. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 02:15:08 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 02:15:11 What, brousy? What? Blasey. Blasey. What? I've never. I almost say I never asked you for anything. But I feel like.
Starting point is 02:15:20 I owe me something right now. New Year's gift. It's more than like dollars. What do you mean? I thought we already got you. I thought we already paid you. Yeah. Company's made me.
Starting point is 02:15:31 I don't know if. Are you talking about that? Yeah. I thought I was giving, I thought I was giving that to you on the back end. That's fire. You should have threw that into the fucking invoice. Invoice?
Starting point is 02:15:39 I'll stick it in there next time. Come on, brother. Wait, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, go back, go back. I didn't get to say what I was saying. Blasie. I try not to ask you for much. I need you to reach out.
Starting point is 02:15:55 I'll buy it for you, bro. Happy little Christmas. Bro, I need that. Bro. The Academy and fried chaos. Yeah, shout to Alex James. And then that way we could both be. Shout to Vlad at pleasures, good people over there.
Starting point is 02:16:06 Look. And then this way, we can both wear our fucking weird. Bear T-shirts. I'm not like condoning this culture. No, me either, but I'm saying like, that way I can't roast you. But pledging on that time, though. Duh, there's no bad at me down.
Starting point is 02:16:19 Yeah, that wasn't, that was fried at that office, you know? That wasn't the BDSM bear. But I think that it's like a fire-ass brand man. They became, oh, yeah, bro. That's kind of hard. Yeah. It's giving me rider vibes. I like that.
Starting point is 02:16:33 The pants are super hard. Oh, my God, I want that too. That flannel jacket. Does it not look like any other flannel? But it's like a jacket, though. Oh, the hoodie. That shit's fire. No, it's a hoodie, but it's fire.
Starting point is 02:16:45 Actually, no, the fact that it's a hoodie. It's like a quilt flannel. You're right. This nigga looks like Saababy. That's actually really fire. And fucking I dress right here. No, that's literally is him, right? No way.
Starting point is 02:16:55 I probably, no. That's not I dress. I thought that was bro. They can't afford him in Lansifo. That nigga, that nigga, that nigga. That nigga, I'm fucking this bitch is spitting him. Oh, wait. Wait, go back to that jacket.
Starting point is 02:17:04 That's a, uh, oh, I need that. That's, you know, that's a cuizume inside jacket, please, Riley. That looks like my homie. Right. Yo. Yes she come in Lancy, you have to say pretty please, dude. No.
Starting point is 02:17:18 Bro, those pants are fire too, bro. Wait, can you do one more time, please? Niggas, you see she's doing it. You're saying please a lot. Shit. Okay. No, no, it's not a snake print. Wait, what would you think?
Starting point is 02:17:33 It's like a... I think it is snake print. No, it's like a... Yeah, no, because they had this at bodega. I want to get this shit, though. This shit's hard. It's like snake print, like, detailed inside that uh that washed area we gotta hit the plug up i don't like those studded studded
Starting point is 02:17:45 pants who fucking i like them a lot really on this all the way up because it's subtle it's not like it's not like the whole pants it looks like you could rip them off and you're ready to you're ready to show it's definitely given like cowboy vibes but if you match it with like some plain shit oh that cardigan you know i'm fucking them in that's not like oh underneath oh yeah can you zoom in actually yeah that is kind of cold you love the leopard print or the cheetah print sorry hey man I would even wear this like flannel fucking. I'll tell you one thing. Bro, let's bring back trench coats.
Starting point is 02:18:17 I think they're fire. No, you don't need to go nowhere in public with a trench coat on. Bohn is not going to appreciate that. Bro, you're going to get fucking, you're going to get kidnapped. I mean, you're going to get arrested. I'll give it. This is definitely eyedress. I'll give it 10 more years.
Starting point is 02:18:31 That beanie is fire. It's nose dress. It's nose jacket. Face dress. I feel like I've seen this jacket from them like 20 times. That. would be so confusing. Oh, no, that's cool. I fuck with it. It's just all the the letters, you feel me? Bro. If I was on streams and I saw that
Starting point is 02:18:48 person wearing that shirt, I'd be like, what the fuck? I like the puffer. The pants are cool. The puffer. Actually, yeah, the beanie is super cool too. I don't like the pants. Those pants are like module as fuck, you know? If they're waterproof, they'll be cool for snowboarding, I guess. Are you saying ooh because of the girl or because of the clothes? Don't worry about it. Not to the clothes, bro. Come on. No, to the girls. Um, I don't know. Back home.
Starting point is 02:19:12 Those axes seem kind of corny to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're you with the good observations today. That's it. Oh. Well, honestly, I would love to own some pleasures regardless.
Starting point is 02:19:25 That show's fire. I love, man. Shout out to them boys. That pleasure, man. Wait, wait, wait. Before we completely get off the clothing news. Can I bring up the writer thing? Wait, hold on.
Starting point is 02:19:35 No. Oh, it's something way more important. I know what you're going to say. You posted those dice chairs or some shit. I thought that was impressive. They're super fire. But hold on. We got something way more important.
Starting point is 02:19:45 You're trying to instigate some beef. No, I'm not trying to instigate. No, I'm not. I'm not. Listen. Rest in peace to motherfucking Vivian Westwood. RIP, Vivian Westwood. The time moment of silence.
Starting point is 02:19:58 You never seen Vivian brand? All right. Let's continue. Rest in peace, man. Yeah, yeah, man. The fucking staple, fashion. legend man really oh my god bro what brands vivian westwood you're you're aunt did nice key just google vivian westwood jewelry it's like you seen the chain like the orb
Starting point is 02:20:21 necklace you've seen the little orb like chain like logo you've seen it before watch like we're like we're gonna googly it real quick all i thought you're gonna pull one out i was like you got one well i was not trying to bring a beef dude when i brought up the it's a job never seen vivian westwood no no i just think of ure you never seen nothing i can see eerie and some vivian chains yeah right Yeah, you think everything by them is going to skyrocket now? No. It's 20 bucks right there. Well, Yuri, do you know that like, if you just Google something,
Starting point is 02:20:50 it's going to give you some weird cheap version? I'm fucking around. That's the things you go on Amazon, they're all over there. So. Yeah, you can probably get one for it. You can probably get a whole pack of them for $5. I got this cool high rollers jacket off Amazon the other day. But look, before we get into this music news,
Starting point is 02:21:06 they said Instagram drip checks will be coming back in 2020. Like three guys, two minutes. No, listen, listen. On some real shit. That's like a staple part of our show is literally one of the funniest things. I miss it. I wish we could do it right now, honestly. Yeah, Josh sabotaged the channel, the podcast was like.
Starting point is 02:21:23 It's not Josh. Someone throw a wrenching their fucking spokes. Someone upgraded this computer to Windows 11. And since then, people have tried to log into Instagram on this computer. And for some reason, they've tried three different accounts and it doesn't work. Shut the fuck. Go on Safari. Windows 11.
Starting point is 02:21:38 SMD. You know because I ain't. after going into this song you know what i see why adam be fucking mad at yeah just i'm not the one logging in i'm hearing you deleted the fucking ballet interview where is not bringing that up dude you were high on ketamine during many podcasts that's not true okay i'm joking but you actually did delete no i didn't oh forgot you you you pushed the i didn't no i didn't push anything you changed the narrative i know i did not change the narrative for anyone that's new Blame it on Riley.
Starting point is 02:22:05 For anyone that's new here that keeps pitting this valet thing on me. Trevor did. I did not. And I told. And I had this conversation on live stream with Adam. I think we had during 10 talks. I did not delete the Valley interview. He's like, oh, blame on as though.
Starting point is 02:22:19 I was the computer guy at that point, right? There was an issue. There was an issue with the computer. There was an issue with the computer. I could not fix. I had someone else do it. That person deleted all the files in the computer. And then since I'm the person that was responsible for the whole fixing,
Starting point is 02:22:33 me having that dude be a part of it and him doing the thing made me you know victim to all allegations allegations you're never a victim man bro all but also can I say that that I got one of my favorite artists project workshop from the homie here right that's the crazy part he goes crazy it I'm not gonna have it no but you know it's crazy is like bro watching everybody's progression from the fucking office from Like the old office when I first met all these fools is crazy. I mean, like, even then they were a fire, but like, bro, like, what?
Starting point is 02:23:10 Like your glasses are matching your tea, dude. Oh, well, thank you. I appreciate that. Your hair is matching your pants. What do you think about my hair as a barber? You remind me an Ace Ventura pet detective. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:23:22 Like a glove? Like a glove? Why are you wearing gloves right now? Because I just got done cut the belt. Yeah, I just got cut. And you shook my hand with a glove. Hey, like a glove. I've been infected with the belt
Starting point is 02:23:35 Because you know why? Because he's getting surgical with this shit That's why My bad I do need to get a cut I literally just came straight back here Bro because I'm like bro This shit about to be over with
Starting point is 02:23:45 Who said? We're gonna go for four hours today Yeah fucking right I'm so fucking beat Here we go 24 hours stream all over Let's go I'm out of here bro No honestly
Starting point is 02:23:56 I've been fucking feeling like shit Since like before Christmas And I just been feeling like shit Like physically and mentally honestly they got that flu running around that's for a lot of people I know having getting sick including my parents have you gotten sick this year
Starting point is 02:24:09 this year this year yeah this year this year this year this year this year yeah no no no but yeah I feel like for sure for sure for sure but not I've been trying to stay out the way so I don't get sick
Starting point is 02:24:22 bro you know what's crazy is like I've been doing a lot of Instagram research I guess you can call it's not the best research but on just like food and food diets and Riley's been, you know, getting overwhelmed with the stuff I've been sending here. But bro, like, it is hard to eat healthy. And like the stuff I see about some of the foods that we eat on a daily basis. I'm just like, I'm like, no wonder we feel like shit all the time.
Starting point is 02:24:43 I'm like putting crazy. Bro, the canola oil, the fucking vegetable oil, all this crazy shit. Oh, you're just at like the bottom surface level. Bro, I'm like in this dark rabbit hole. Think about the fucking weird like like two for a dollar jack in a box tacos and shit you be eating. I love them. That's what I'm saying. Like think about it.
Starting point is 02:25:01 bro not even that but i've been saying like this niggins talking about vegetable oil nigger you be way worse bro not even that have you seen the videos of there's these guys who have to go to i don't want to listen listen there's these guys who have to go to a fast food restaurants like jack in the box wendies anything you can think of and they fixed the ice machines right for the cups and the every single one of the videos i've seen they're always just like britt in the ice bro they're like they always say don't eat the eye don't even get any ice ice because the ice is so gross because those machines are they serve a million customers a day and they cleaned it once a month and it's the norliest thing you could think of all right y'all blousey force me
Starting point is 02:25:41 off in here but shout out to y'all man i appreciate yurrie shout out to azoe you can't force you you know uh nah quite honestly i got i got like two more cuts to go handle so oh now you take off the gloves yeah yeah my bad you made you made me self-conscious i'm all fucking i appreciate you think i about germs? You're keeping me on my shit. Oh, okay. You gotta keep that home. No, yeah. High change is number one.
Starting point is 02:26:06 Keep the homie on his fucking toes, man. I need them right there. What, the Louis V's? The roast pants? You might have to, anyway, the rose cranes were loaded. Appreciate y'all.
Starting point is 02:26:13 Appreciate you. I hope each and every one of y'all get rich instead of happy New Year, man. Fuck that, get rich. Whoa, likewise. You won percent. We already did we already established that, my nigga.
Starting point is 02:26:23 You're one percenter, my nigga. Come on now. How much did he pay you for throwing those ants out? Oh, man. I can't even disclose that. I don't sign NDAs. Hey, listen, man. You know what's the shit, nigga Madera?
Starting point is 02:26:33 Hey, no, no, bro. The chicken man. You know what was the craziest thing about the Christmas party? Yeah. We were literally talking about chicken Madeira on the episode. That was not Chican Madeira. Naga. It was.
Starting point is 02:26:46 It was. Ryan said it was chicken Minero or something like. How the fuck you. Barzala. Madara. Tomato. It was like the same idea of like chicken, mushrooms. That's what I'm sick.
Starting point is 02:27:00 That's what I'm sick. Anyway, bless up, bless down. I love y'all, man. Straight up. Riley, the chef literally told us. Don't play with us. Riley. Riley, this nigga would eat this shit every fucking day from Masanova.
Starting point is 02:27:13 We know what it is. Apparently it was chicken Marsala and not Madera. No, it was like... Marsala requires tomato. Pull both. I didn't see no tomato. Oh, did I see no, no, no. There was tomato, bro.
Starting point is 02:27:27 No, there was different dishes, guys. Y'all really fucking my high up, bro. bro you're fucking my life up no this chicken discussion is very important no no no no no I win every argument because on a the fucking bottom of this no because if this is true that it was Marsala
Starting point is 02:27:42 that means that he lied to you and you lied to me no nigga I cook told us what's this all right but chick click Madeira why don't you click Madera Hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait see this can the chat see this shut up shut up that's what we ate the shut up Riley right
Starting point is 02:27:58 Wait why is there peppers on it where has like the like it gives like a breakdown of the ingredients or something so and then we'll compare them we'll compare them we'll compare them this is a drip podcast for comparing it was chicken Madeira I swear it would no but it looked just like that too though because it's similar dishes bro you're pissing me ah come all we know I order this every day you got you can't show one not show the other so Riley was misled way wait but but okay I need to read the differences I'm gonna go my blood is like boiling right now.
Starting point is 02:28:31 That is my favorite plate of food. I know what we had. What's the difference between chicken Marsala and chicken Madeira? What? Oh, it's two different sauces, y'all. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 02:28:50 I got it. I got it right here. Siri's smart. Y'all, Siri is a fucking goat. Okay, listen. Question, what is the difference between Marsala and Madera wine? Oh, but it's the sauce.
Starting point is 02:29:00 It's the sauce. the sauce it's the wine they use come on man all right but we have I think it's a tie it's it tiles Madeira though but we don't know it could have been I could call Josh right now but I try to wake his ass up Josh is not asleep he's supposed to show sleep I'll call Josh right now it's 8 30 p.m. bro why are you saying like we were no it's shaking Madeira but I'm saying we don't know which one it was but but it's different I still won I still one I still one no it's like Pesole with pork
Starting point is 02:29:37 Posolet with chicken No, I won I won, I won We're but to call Josh Blasie won, Riley zero Yeah W Blasie in the chat No, no no no
Starting point is 02:29:50 We give it We give him Riley a fair chance Oh no You're calling Josh Josh gonna be so pissed It's 830 He's gonna be like dude
Starting point is 02:30:00 I left you fuckers for a reason Yeah he's like Hells phone What do you want Who else would know? He thinks you're asking for raised right now let's call lena lena no she i'm gonna
Starting point is 02:30:13 call adam i think it what's worse of potatoes but that's how no in the tray it was just chicken sauce and mushroom that was it but it was different types of pastas though no it was neither no no yo what is the chat hey worst poop topics or this bro josh answer the fuck
Starting point is 02:30:43 calling Josh don't call him again bro I'm calling him we're about dude he's about a disconnect disconnect what if it was a hybrid of both dude this is for can someone watch the vlog and like look at the because there's a food there's shot of the chicken if you call the Josh three times this would be our last episode dude I know he's gonna cancel it bro Josh he's like he's fake asleep he's like tuckin teddy dude he's hanging out with his kids right now and he's like tuckin teddy in the bed beating dunes down Adam's sister's so nice dude now she is shout to her man I understand how Adam is like like literally spawn of Satan and his family apparently he actually
Starting point is 02:31:15 wait can I say this shout to um Adam's sister Sarah Josh's wife because she got Riley's one of the best gift Riley gifted to someone else ever because it was basically like a custom made you expose your your re-gifted no she already gave it but she made it okay no but it was like you know she's like a oh my god I'm calling she calling him again okay we're that was on I we're done for yeah literally text. But anyway,
Starting point is 02:31:42 you're buddy. She made a custom jacket that the person that Riley gifted to was like so excited and thrilled to get it that I was like, okay,
Starting point is 02:31:48 that was a, hey, Adam tweeted Sending Sharp to Romania to free Andrew Tate. Oh, can we speak on that your hero was
Starting point is 02:31:55 fucking arrested? My hero, you're the, you're the alternative like girls can't drive guy. What are you talking about? I never lie myself with I'm not,
Starting point is 02:32:04 uh, Andrew Tate adjacent, you know? You have a poster. I love Andrew Tate, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I mean,
Starting point is 02:32:09 he's funny as funny. I agree. And like, Okay, okay, look. He predicted this. I agree his like, I agree his like blatant points where it's like you want an innocent girl You want to show a girl the world, but like I think we had gonna have argument of like girls to drive But also Andrew Tate is the number one example of and he's talked about this openly About the dude who's had his heartbroken so bad that he becomes a very bitter person and Andrew Tate is talking Very openly about a girl who's that was not it he talked about a ballerina who broke his heart
Starting point is 02:32:37 Yeah, no, you're right I literally it was literally from I'm boo-a-depay. Hey, whatever? I'll be all sleeping. No, no, Riley Checkmate, honestly. I'm undefeated this episode. No, you literally have been defeated everything.
Starting point is 02:32:51 Hey, but can I say this, though? I thought this clip was interesting. I think no jump posted where there was like, they said Andrew Tate predicted his arrest, where he basically talked about how there's like three ways to take down a person, right? Like, first you start with cancellation. You try to cancel a person.
Starting point is 02:33:04 Andrew Tate's not allowed on any platform, right? But he still has an audience through, you know, fucking Aiden Ross and like many other people. Okay, number one, number two. So they hit him with one. He survived that. They hit him and now he said this before he was arrested like months ago, I guess, that he said number two is they hit you with an arrest that's fault that has like a crazy allegation where most people are just going to see the allegation and not see what's going to follow and just base you off that. And he's like, I'm going to get hit with this next and here you are.
Starting point is 02:33:31 He's hit with that. But this is not the first time he's been arrested for this. So I wonder why they arrested for him this specifically. Man, that's why you don't move to fucking Rome. You feel me? I think it was like a case that like he already like the girl and their boyfriend and all yeah yeah and but and like it might just be like they reopened the investigation or some shit like that possibly But like like like just because they're doing an investigation and they arrest you doesn't mean you're getting charged anything Doesn't mean that they have any evidence but that was that was his point that was his point that was like he said that like they will arrest you and you're probably gonna get out of it because they have no you didn't do the crime but the fact that they arrest you arrested you for it they're forever gonna say Blasie was arrested for it was arrested for it. I'm forever gonna say Blasie was arrested for
Starting point is 02:34:11 sleeping on the freeway and that's all you're ever gonna get known for you know it's like it's over or like Yuri was arrested for indecent exposure for in front of a protocile you know exactly it's like it's gonna be my name forever so he said like that's step two of cancellation step three is they just kill you so I don't know he be watching too many like fucking like I can't smoke red pill like content on you he makes me think about this shit like way too he rolled a fat ass backwood bro and it's the it's the new pack man we got I runs which is coming to you to a shop near you and make sure you wrap the I runs and runs rap's speaking of I don't you see who who released the similar type of ad
Starting point is 02:34:51 campers get to it man let's squeak on this from London and I saw a couple people right Yuri did it better and I thought these are just Harmonia being supportive I looked at the whole video a that show was you know what fuck my head up though I'm gonna be honest the top comment the top and I don't think it has to do with me I think it has to do with Bobby you yash y'all not see me flying bro like can board the flame already board the flame okay Travis Scott I was gonna say the the most like comment on that palette video is be lazy did it first
Starting point is 02:35:23 whoa first of all you see which is true you see how you just try to just take eerie shine no no no no no you're you're you want to you want to make it about you no no there's three key points here and I feel like I'm the lesser of both which is you're the number one no number one number one is Blasey foot putting this thing together number two no no number two is my number two number two is Michael number two is Bobby Astro for for filming it the way he did because the way Palace did it compared to the way Bobby Astro did it night and day bro way funny I'm gonna be honest day for sure saw the irons you think so bro that shit was going up before
Starting point is 02:36:01 he got deleted bru bananas oh hey and that was your idea wait let me high roll it runs yeah no no yeah but but beyond that that let me do pitch this idea of me doing the runs Twitter whoa what are you gonna post like bitch the video I'm gonna go thousands of you know what actually Nick and suck my dick all right I was gonna tell him then never mind you try to play me I'm gonna do it I'm coming with straight number you want you got no Twitter juice though bro skip the middle man no you're doing yeah fuck him yeah I fucking hit up young LB myself
Starting point is 02:36:41 Fuck you No, bro I'm gonna post on the runs page You're gonna I didn't know the world cup was wasn't the world cup in the summer You're gonna just flop that shit It don't matter these it has to be me to do it But honestly I'm I'm just saying that I don't think that the video was better because of my acting per se I think it was I think it's because the filming the way it was done
Starting point is 02:37:06 What my compliment? No no no I think literally what I was Bro, you get there, you got your compliment. You did good. Yeah, here. There you got on the back or what? Now I can go masturbating a sock. Perfect.
Starting point is 02:37:18 All right. What do we have next? Music news. All right, guys. I want to shout out my favorite releases of the year, honestly. Okay, let's go. I kind of want to do that real quick, guys. Yeah, as far as the album.
Starting point is 02:37:28 So, guys, if you want to know what were my favorite tapes, I'm pulling up my Spotify right now. Give you one second. Okay. All right. Some of my favorite tapes, I want to shout out the 42 Doug EST. G tape that shit was amazing I forgot that came out
Starting point is 02:37:43 I want to shout out skateboard P by Ralphie the plug I want to shout out Let me see I'm gonna show any of these fools actually Hold on I want shout to shout to DB Bat a bag for having a solid year music
Starting point is 02:37:56 I want shout out to Money Science Way for releasing his tape finally No Cap had an amazing tape Shout to the little Maru The tape he dropped over the summer Honestly no skippables Amazing tape coming out of San Diego I fuck with it heavy
Starting point is 02:38:09 I feel like Ralphie the plug This year he really like He fucking turned it up like Yeah he times 50 He put his fucking foot He went crazy this year Shout out to Blue Books He probably dropped 100
Starting point is 02:38:23 100, 200 songs videos With videos Bro Blue Blugs clan went crazy this year I remember when Adam interviewed them They were like We heard around the office like They were like you fucked with them And Apollo fucked at them
Starting point is 02:38:35 But like to us From what I knew I'm sorry But they were like kind of from what I knew a new artist right they came in I was literally though you know in Rosreuse a bunch of thousands of dollars and they were just like what's up we're the new artist Bob and I was just like holy they already came in like on a crazy they came in bread is crazy they really came in with like Prada and shit
Starting point is 02:38:55 organic security ain't doing a paddowns no honestly I'm not I'm not done okay I was speaking on blue bugs I don't care so uh I'm fucking with you I just want to be awkward right there so I also enjoy the back for everything kodak black tape oh my god can we talk about non-skipables man grinding all season season i still have the purple stamp my fucking round overdose i don't feel vulnerable i miss my brother cool what he did say that that's the crazy i'd be hitting houses come on my man shout at the dick i got super grambling on the back of it so super amazing tape man that's really all my shout-outs as far as the music goes
Starting point is 02:39:40 for this year and uh shit bling bling boy by r3 the chili man was also really great tape as well yury um honestly i did not uh think of this like ahead of time like blasi didn't i didn't hear playing on my phone well i don't use spotify like that i just use like youtube soundclad all that stuff but i have to say that i've listened to a lot of i know you were already on this for a minute but i got into like months after you a k bandamont i really have been going through his discography like and listen to a bunch of shit and it's like you can find some really cool songs on there it's my A K song lucky for no no no no you're tripping lucky for sure uh of course uh Rio de yungo g um what's free re man uh what's his name fucking the dude that Rio r MC Mike shout to grind R E man that's my
Starting point is 02:40:25 man's my boy out there yeah man shout to grind Ree man why I start Gransman crispy life with a K come on now shout to Krispy live shot to Liu Graham you know shout to Louis Ray can I go or are you all for it bro all right man listen listen so let's first start with like my newer favorite artist of the year definitely got to throw hard rock up in there man new young nigger from alina bro he's been killing it at least to me glock 40 spas for show i've been off that crazy that should be making me one that shit makes me want to punch a fucking wall like for no reason it was a good year for music ah for show man uh i know i don't know i feel like he'd be getting a lot of hate and shit but shout out to dom corleo too bro i've been slapping like like this year i didn't know
Starting point is 02:41:09 who he was and then I just started slapping his shit crazy. Oh, bro, listen. I'm hard rock. No, what, wait, what about? No, no, no. Highway, too. Fires fuck.
Starting point is 02:41:21 Shout out to Heikim, bro. Listen, I'm not going to lie to y'all. Listen, if you ever want to know what the fuck you need to be listening to, go tap in with Heim. And if you see Heim interviewing them, go listen to that shit. Because he's fucking, his ear.
Starting point is 02:41:36 His ear is goddamn, damn near a part of the cement He's now an A&R, man. His ear is to the, like, his ear is so to the streets that fucking, he chopped half his ear off and it dropped into the cement into the pavement and now was a part of the curb. Like, his ear is in the streets.
Starting point is 02:41:54 That's an amazing analogy. That was. That sounds like an art piece that you could just put it on like the street. That's a right little bar. I dropped my ear in the middle of the street. I dropped my ear into the pavement because my, listening to the street.
Starting point is 02:42:09 streets. Oh, wait, man, listen. I know this is going sound corny. Not corny, but just like, oh, like, everybody listens to him now. Nigger. Playboy, Carrey. No stylus of destroy lonely was like stupid heavy on repeat. Still. One of the one of the better songs that came out this year for sure. Better songs. That whole album. Fuck you talking about. Little baby album. I wasn't too like. Nick, fuck a little baby. Not fuck a little baby, but just like,
Starting point is 02:42:37 hold on. Let me like. But do you, yeah. Let me keep going. Oh, wait, hold on. Hold on. Cash, Gobain and Chal Lee, man. Slizzy. Too sexy, too slizzy. It's definitely my most played album of the year.
Starting point is 02:42:52 No questions asked. No thoughts. Which album? Too sexy, too slizzy by Cash Gobain. And this is me from Cash, not from YouTube. That's great. You heard that. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 02:43:05 Come on. He's a rapper, too. Oh, that's great. So look, he makes, like, drill beats, but he'll sample like some early 2000s like R&B songs and just be like talking about how these bitches are thoughts and shit like that like like like it's like it's sexy drill music and he just be like talking about sledding these bitches out that's hard drinking Casamigos i got a piece that shit it's fire bro the sleazy world go tape honestly was ass i just want to say that but the her loss tape by
Starting point is 02:43:30 drake amazing that she was on repeat for a whole what you mean no i mean you're right no yeah honestly you put me on to that it's so good it's not it's not it's not skippable. I think this is my fairy Drake album last five years. I think like since views from the six. Keep the truth the light, Drake'll the rule. That was a good one. Man, we got continue.
Starting point is 02:43:51 You know, you know, 454? No. Basanova and Kelvin then put me on to, bro. For real? Super fire. This fucking high-pitched ass voice is amazing. I really like I really like the Phoenix Lexive Volume 2 tape.
Starting point is 02:44:07 The Grindheart E. Mix. Mix. That's still on heavy repeat for me, man. Ben, too, gone, that's a little Maru TV. You want to check that out. I highly recommend it. That's just hella good. I'll vouch for that one for show. The Ignorances Bliss freestyle by Ralphie the Plug was crazy.
Starting point is 02:44:23 Yeah, he freestowed like a 10-year-old Kendrick song, and that shit's insane. And that, I believe, concludes all my shout-outs for the year. I feel like Summers had a good comeback this year. Not even, like, comeback, but just like, he, he, he, He kind of cranked in the overload this year too. Also, Lucky, like Leary said, like, Lucky really fucking just, he put his fucking foot on niggis necks this year. He never let up.
Starting point is 02:44:49 The future feature. And then also it's like, Lucky is one of those people where he never changed. Like people, do you notice this with certain artists where like they get into a certain, certain like type of relevance or celebrity and like they will somehow change their style to keep up with the ways. Lucky if you go back to all of his music, he's always been doing the same shit, but he's been getting better at what he does you know what I mean like no one can do what he does and he's just been getting better and better at it shout out to lucky man wait also I got a shout out to motherfucking my favorite female rappers bro shout out to baby Africa you know what I'm saying the art of geeking bro
Starting point is 02:45:24 like this is one of my best friends bro like one of the hardest fucking not even just the hardest female rapper but just one of the hardest rappers that I know out in general and like her story is so fucking crazy bro in the middle of us working on our collab project like people like we made like one song together and we realized that we had like amazing like studio chemistry and like we as we became close friends we just started working on this album bro
Starting point is 02:45:51 and we like some of my best music I've ever made and I know some of her best music and like in the middle of us being done with that she fucking caught this rare as disease called Stephen Johnson syndrome and she was in the hospital for fucking months she had to learn how to talk That's us.
Starting point is 02:46:09 Nika, she had, they had to graft skin from her body and put it back on her face. Bro, like she was literally in a coma. She was in a coma for months, bro. How do you, look, this is a rare, just random. It's a rare reaction to like a, uh, a medicine. You brought this up a long time ago. Yeah, bro. And like, bro, niggas, she is back full-fledged, like beautiful as ever.
Starting point is 02:46:30 Fucking in the studio going as crazy as ever. Like, and bro, bro. So, so she dropped her tape. the art of geeking and the fucking album artwork is literally her in the hospital with all these like gauze and bandages and shit like that like so she dropped her project earlier in the year i finally dropped mine fire which was honestly fire i got shot your tape as well bro facts honestly hard-ass tape thank you bro but listen this this tape with me and her is my best music i ever made wait also um biggest up biggest upcoming artist of the year
Starting point is 02:47:05 Blassey. Blasie. Blasie, the PayPal. You're 100% right. Honestly, bro, when you put me onto shitty boys, I already thought their music was interesting, but I heard a lot of critiques where people, the number one critique was they do a lot of punching in
Starting point is 02:47:22 and they rap so fast that like if you were to go see them in person, they might not be able to do what they do on the mic or whatever it is, right? He kind of dumbed it down a little bit. Not dumbed it down, but he like, he smoothed it out. Exactly. And bro. I still think that like his super fashion was fire too though. No, I know exactly. Sometimes I go back and listen to it too. But I have to say that BabyTron, like, I know Stan Will and everyone else has been going crazy too. But BabyTron has like has really been doing a good job solidifying himself as a legitimate lyricist.
Starting point is 02:47:50 And he's like good at what he's doing. His metaphors and everything he says is so funny. He's so good. He's good at being tough, funny, you know, interesting metaphorical, philosophical. He does all these funny things. Sports. His sports references. Bro, it's so funny. People love his him on him and blue bucks are like neck in neck with the sports They need a they need a fucking they need a sports tape in the EA tape E a needs to sponsor the collab tape bro give me that bro A and R black a in that B and a B and a B lazzie n n niggas a b and r bro we need them to make a collab album and it needs to be on madden 20 20 and not a single
Starting point is 02:48:31 fucking name shot I'm gonna understand but I'm all my head tall Bro, bro, bro, I see somebody make a Twitter edit. It was like Blue Bucks is the coldest with the, uh, with the fucking like rap with the sports references. And it was like an edit of all their sports references. It was like, like, oh, I saw that shit too. It was so many, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:48:50 I couldn't name you not one. At the step of Saturday's floor street celebrating with Kauai. Oh, or, uh, fucking room for the kicks like I'm PJ Tucker. He said, uh, this car 22 like, like somebody. All right. These players that had a 22-100 shit. Bro. That shit was hardest. Like Larry Burr, right?
Starting point is 02:49:08 Por and four is Breast Farr. Yeah. Oh, we got so many, bro. And it's interesting because with like rapping. They're the hardest rappers of all time, bro. With rapping, you can get like deep, but you can get too deep where it's like to keep up with it or know the reference. You're like, oh, it's like, okay, I got to get this deep and philosophically or mentally. Right.
Starting point is 02:49:24 But with those things, it's like, it's deep. But it's just surface level enough where like you could do very surface level research and know what the fuck they're talking about instantly. Yeah. No, bro, like, I don't know nothing about sports, but, like, he's, like, hit him with the coldest spin move, like, um... Like a Muri Yankovitch. Like, whoever, you know? And I'm like, oh, like, okay. I had to score it on the team like a Monti West.
Starting point is 02:49:48 Yo, I always thought that was crazy that that nigga had the same. First name is me and then the same last name as my mom. Wow. That's great. Your first name is Kanye? No, the basketball player was like... Oh, there's Monte West? It was like, his name was like.
Starting point is 02:50:04 I thought your name was Montailles. His name was like Delante or something. I'm so cool. I thought it was something. It was something very. You ain't. Oh. Don't docks his name.
Starting point is 02:50:14 The whole name now. Well, it's all on the internet. Guys. They're, Hey, and they're, you know what? I don't know how the fuck they found these like, never mind.
Starting point is 02:50:22 What? Like middle school pictures? Yeah, bro. I think you posted them. Yeah, you be posted them. Bro, you be posting them and they'll see this what they'll do. They'll screenshot it from back when you post it. Exactly.
Starting point is 02:50:31 Exactly. And you think you have. Yeah, little fintas. But everyone knows what your fenceda is at this point. Yeah, bro. Are you a dick? Blast toy. Bro, because he be sneaked this in,
Starting point is 02:50:40 Blast toys. He be sneaked this and people are like, he be sneaked this in the fans on his fucking fenced. And then they'll be posting it in Reddit. No. Are you kidding me? I just seen this literally like two days ago. What they say?
Starting point is 02:50:52 Bro, look, you post it. You're so good at a lot. I swear, bro. I don't even have read it down. Listen, listen. You posted a meme that like, like, it was like somebody complaining about like they shirt falling off the back of the truck or something and you were like this beat some of y'all shaking my
Starting point is 02:51:06 head oh yeah yeah and they posting it in the redid bro there's fans who follow me on there like no shit that's what i'm saying i don't have i'm not having 14 followers like it's definitely spill copy okay big follower flex hey man follow sandblaster 5662 listen follow my listen follow my new that bullshit bro shipping and deleted on d should already on strike four bro follow harmonious yury and get me to 25 follow at house phone DND what happened to 50% of Julio Julio oh yes it wasn't Julio DoorDash King
Starting point is 02:51:41 Wait um oh he's he's around still yeah let's get some chicken madera bro Who are chicken Marsala he means he means let me get myself some chicken my dare I need in front of you Yo guys we're approaching towards the end of the podcast whoa why are you? Oh, weird I said we should go four hours he said no we're not going four hours bro He's hungry we should go three hours let's no we should go three hours let's no we are it's no we are it's Story. Sixth one was right now. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:52:04 No, you came because honestly, I want to call you out. Because I don't go on your location unless I'm warranted to. You know, the, the vibes in here were weird. He was getting out the freeway. I made an announcement at five. Sue me. Bro, get that. I was having a fucking line.
Starting point is 02:52:21 What shop sold you that? You can't even buy flavored tobacco anymore, bro. He really didn't want to sell it. He didn't. He was like, I'm sorry. I don't have it. I was like, bro, I know you got one. You gave him that Gogh, Kee's liquor store in Venice Beach.
Starting point is 02:52:30 No, but I saw him make a hard right turn at 5.56 p.m. Are you guys affected by this fucking new band, bro? No, band. I'm trying to stop this shit anyway. Green Day? Like, what are you talking about? No, no flavor tobacco, bro. You've done that seven times on the podcast.
Starting point is 02:52:49 I don't want it. And every time Riley or I have to pick it up and throw it away, dude. Fuck that shit. You always buy another one after the podcast, though. I'm not buying another one. He's a thrower, not a holder, man. Who got pre-rolls on? I'll buy like I got weed man's ira run season boy come on all right let me buy some weed and then I'll
Starting point is 02:53:06 but I need I need I need like fucking a professional roller I got I got a pee bro I got you I got you you're not gonna roll me like tin joint I'm hell of salivating right now I got you no come on now you you really try to end the show so like oh pause no I was trying to get to a whole other topic I was gonna say what are your guys's goals for honestly so this is get my first year together I am gonna do a bucket list And there's going to be things like, I want to like, I don't get a fuck. I'm not going to like post on Instagram. I might after the fact, but like I want to do stand-up comedy at least once. You've been saying that?
Starting point is 02:53:38 I'm a bomb it. Okay. I don't know. Like every stand-up comedian bombs, every skateboarder falls. But I am going to, the same way I go into a collection, same way. Robert has, writers, block. You know, you know, I've been writing down these jokes. I've shared a couple on here, you know, so.
Starting point is 02:53:50 You know, but listen, listen, guys, so I woke up on the freeway. It's like, what the hell? If you tell that, everyone's dying. They're going to be weird. they're gonna start thinking that i'm playing with drinks like it's not gonna be cool tell them that she played with your drink yeah i mean you got just flip the story you got no no you guys started off like listen man i don't know what's up with these females do i got some remorse no listen listen listen listen this what you gotta say you gotta be like listen i don't know what's up
Starting point is 02:54:15 with these new age females man they must be listening to too much cardy b because i think i got drugged i woke up in the middle of the freeway anyways with my pants down homeless men are the best marketers i'd be a bad homeless man why can't because I'll have a crazy sign. That's my other joke. That was terrible. And then like I don't say that. I don't say that.
Starting point is 02:54:34 I want to have a kid, but I don't want to raise it. I want like a pre-made kid. Like I want to adopt a kid maybe like three years old when he knows all the fundamental. But that didn't even sound like a joke. That sounds like you were just saying some real. Well, I gave you the short. You know,
Starting point is 02:54:46 I see some parents. Yo, yo, can we make a fucking noise for some parents in here? Woo. Yeah, man. I fuck with my parents, you know. But guys, Like, come on.
Starting point is 02:54:59 Like, are we really gonna do this? I know how stretch- What? That was what you're gonna do on stage. I'm gonna dance with that shit, bro. Come on, I'm Paiso dancing on stage with that. Bro, listen. Okay.
Starting point is 02:55:11 I thought you had more to it. Stand up. Well, no, no, I want to say, no, you don't gotta stand up, but like, give us your like two minutes set. I just did. That's all I have, that's all my written material. Can we all just throw a joke? You gotta go back to the drawing board, my brother.
Starting point is 02:55:27 I have literally a notes, tab with just jokes. Just link out with Mexico and just... What is that racist? No, the homie... You just have a Pice to dance on stage for laughs. Yeah. It's like you sing you're a Russian dance, you know?
Starting point is 02:55:40 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe that might have sounded crazy. No, we have a black homie named Mexico who's been on the show. Yes. He's fucking insane. He's insane. He's literally one of the craziest. No, he came to the office.
Starting point is 02:55:50 Like, a couple weeks ago, we were just laughing about that whole shit. He's kind of funny, though. He called me one time in front of Shorty, and I was really, like, very, very like afraid to answer because I didn't know what the fuck he was gonna say then I end up getting into it with some niggive and it was just crazy I love that story you should tell it to party oh ha ha now you want to steal my bucket of this I'm joking but I want to do that um honestly by the end of the year I want to uh by the end of the year next year bro like come on no I know she meant all right my goal for 2023 wait did you finish yours nah oh sorry um You said a bucket list, stand-up comedy.
Starting point is 02:56:31 Yeah, that's it. No, really? That's it. That's a good one. I wish I could leak some of the stuff I see on your only friends. That's for the- Bro, you be posting. The items you post?
Starting point is 02:56:40 Crazy shit. I'm like, bro, these things are- Yeah, oh yeah. You know what? Next year's to be the best year. We already have like around 30 products already, like at sample mode. A lot of money going into it. I'm going to have a lot of fun.
Starting point is 02:56:52 I just got to get my Instagram to the end, man. We need, if anyone at Meta, Mark Zuckerberg, are you watching this? Please hit me up. don't, I come in peace, you know, I don't mean. Let the record reflect. Honestly, I posted that Yeez's mirror this week and everyone was like, you let the record reflect.
Starting point is 02:57:07 Hey, but, uh, you can't believe in. Honestly, no one was like, oh, this is horrible. This is hard as foot. Yeah. I thought it was cool. Speaking of, um, putting a lot of money into it, I didn't bring up the writer thing because I'm trying to bring up some beef. I'm just saying that I've never, from, from all the, you know, personal friends I
Starting point is 02:57:22 have the people I know that are designers and make products. I've never seen someone make a whole, um, uh, it's like home, home good. type thing bro yeah writer made a whole ass chair and I was like dude that's a lot of money dude to make a shirt a nose Blasey for sure he is right got you gotta come through and speak on it bro like I have to say that to make a shirt I call him right now you have to go through some production costs to make a shirt and then shoes I can imagine let's end it with writer I can imagine the production cost for a fucking we want in it I want to talk about my goals too bitch oh yeah I didn't even get to my goal fuck your goals dog my goal you know
Starting point is 02:57:56 all of a sudden fuck your goals fool while we're calling fighter. My goal is to... See, I don't get racist. Fuck your fucking my idea. Hey. That's how it's sound. Hey, you on live
Starting point is 02:58:10 right now. So listen, we got to ask you about these dice chairs, bro. Well, are you, bro, first of all, are they for sale? Is this something that you're, is it just like a one-off project that you made for yourself? Can I can I buy the prototype
Starting point is 02:58:28 for my house? Can I buy one of the prototypes for my house? Amazing. Yes. Whoa. Yeah. Let you tell it. I followed you right after I got it. Oh, I didn't know you were going to say that. Hey, after after after after after I got tagged like 10 times. I was like, oh, I didn't follow the home yet. Writer right. Right. Right. You're right. Let me. Why am I talking to the mic? You're right. Let me ask you this though, bro. Was house phone part of the creative process? Because house phone feels some type of way. No, I'm not. No, I don't. He's calling you because he's being around the bush. He's fuming. Just wait till you drop a brown product.
Starting point is 02:59:08 He invented brown and green as well. Yeah, yeah. They would have been brown diced and I don't know, bro. I'll see you. You're the creator of brown bag. The brown bag, the real brown bag podcast. Okay, okay, no, no. I definitely didn't create dice.
Starting point is 02:59:25 No, but I'm saying like... Nice to think he did. Oh, your shoes are two different textures. Oh, my God. This thing of Blasie is fucking on shrooms right now. Anyway, shout out to writer. I thought those dice chairs were sick. I was wondering, yeah,
Starting point is 02:59:37 if you were going to sell them, like, has a product line or not. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Tell me Blasey isn't crazy for wearing this fucking BDSM bear Belenciaga shirt. Bro, his homie made it. Nah, the shirt's fire,
Starting point is 02:59:52 but I'm just talking shit. I'm just talking shit because he's getting on my nerve. Huh? You look like, you look like fucking, uh, like a, like a,
Starting point is 03:00:02 like a fucking extra in a, from American History X. All right, guys. We're not going to be able to be on YouTube. Hey, listen. Until next year. Hey, we're going back to Atlanta soon. Oh, you're going to talk about your, sorry.
Starting point is 03:00:15 Are you there right now? I have no goals. Oh, you may. I'm okay, all right. Not easy. All right, brother. Love you too, brother. Late.
Starting point is 03:00:25 My nigga. I love writer. All right. My goal is to fucking improve on me being a fucking asshole. Be a better asshole? No. Oh. To not be such an asshole sometimes.
Starting point is 03:00:41 Okay. You know sometimes I'd be like that's a good goal be assing sometimes I be asked sometimes I'd be holding you be asking for it you'd be holing more You be holing no but not like just um you know bro if I'm really being honest bro like niggi this has been Literally verbatim the craziest year of my entire life same entire like years on this fucking planet this was like the most roller coaster ups and death downs like you know what I'm saying I've literally had the craziest heartache I've ever experienced in my entire life but I've also gained so much you grew the most I grew the most and I learned so much and like you know like I was left with so much knowledge and wisdom and I have surrounded myself with you guys and like just had the best influences And like, I couldn't be more thankful for just the people that I have around, bro. Like, to the people that I don't talk to every day, to the people that I do talk to every day, the y'all niggas I see every week, bro. It's like everybody plays a part in like this whole process that I've been going through this year, bro.
Starting point is 03:02:03 And like, man, shout out to my fucking business partner, Koo for like really holding this shit down for us, bro. Like, if it wasn't for him, bro, if it wasn't for him, bro, if it wasn't for him, bro, there would be no high rollers bro and that's on my fucking mama bro he's done a lot as far as man he's been holding me he's been holding me specifically he's corrected things he's he's he's done you don't even know the fucking half is cool ever into like coming onto the show he has like no plans you know what bro have him pop out you know how come make a couple statements you because you know what press me one time i remember because you know what he's friends everybody in this listen because you know why because niggas got to put some fucking respect on my boy bro no one
Starting point is 03:02:41 He's one of the heart. No, no, it's not even about nobody disrespect to him. I miss my brother. He just needs to put more. Nick's needs to put more extra, like, like extra fucking ranch on the side, like extra dressing. Extra respect. For those that do not know, you know, it gets deep. House funds in the appareluminati.
Starting point is 03:03:02 Coo is the owner of All Made, which is an extremely. It's just made. It's not all made. All made is just the Instagram. But yes, made. blanks you might have seen them bro you you got some made in your closet everybody everybody has some made do you know how many tics talks I've seen the people being yeah listen to five five place you to get the best blanks to get to get the
Starting point is 03:03:23 best blanks on the internet you go to fucking dH gate da da da da da da da los angeles apparel or made blinks yeah niggas like niggas bro if you drop clothes you your favorite brand's favorite brand be dick sucking coup is trying to get a meeting with koo so they could get 10 000 hoodies off yeah real meeting to me a meeting a bro what the you're saying coo's trading dick for a fucking blanks they're trying i don't know 20 000 blanks no no no but listen bro like um yeah man oh man listen shout out to my mother fucking brother my fucking family bro my niggia josh lettuce bro my manager my fucking life mental
Starting point is 03:04:09 my fucking coach my little brother bro I swear on my motherfucking mom's like existence bro if I didn't meet Josh exactly when I did bro like you could think whatever you want about me
Starting point is 03:04:28 I would not be even fucking I would be fucking on the side of the road somewhere or something you would expect Josh or I would just be some grimy ass nigga like like listen I was always going to get to it no matter what but i would have been some grimy you would have been something and i feel like josh handles your rambunctiousness very well where i think he kind of know he just knows me too well at this point like expect them to he knows when to back off and he knows when they're like he knows how to
Starting point is 03:04:53 cream your coffee okay all creaming anyway anyway yeah i know something that uh you don't know i feel like i envy josh's a ability to like really he looks like he's always he looks like he's always he's calm and chilling but I know he's not just with you know it's not just with me yeah he has a lot of other stuff to deal with like bro bro bro he just had his fucking second kid bro oh really well yeah man congratulations bro he's been dealing with his own like personal shit bro like he's literally like if there's anybody that fucking got a superman cape bro this my nigga josh bro hey listen house owns manager not the no jumper joe yeah yeah no shout out to no jumb or josh too he's made all the credit yeah no no i was talking about
Starting point is 03:05:34 i said josh lettuce yeah mine i'm on instagram at josh letters guys man you Give us some dumbies. Listen. Speaking to Josh and no jumper and shit, bro, I gotta give a specific special shout out to motherfucking A.D., bro. Like, A.D. Real big brother right there.
Starting point is 03:05:53 AD, being in my life, too, I would definitely, like, be like, it would be a lot of situations I would have been crashed out, lost, like, fucked over some really good opportunities or situations. if it wasn't for him bro sharp same thing bro many people oh j suits like well bro bro bro i could literally this is a great family i could literally say here even fucking adam bro i know i know i
Starting point is 03:06:19 know adam be fucking fed up with my ass bro he'd be like got he's been with you the longest bro listen no no i know but like like like because adam is not like adam will like you know like you know like like adam will like feel like oh like like i see you doing good whatever but he won't be necessarily that vocal and then when he does it'll be like I always fuck up right after he'll be vocal so I know that I know Adam has really like he shows his disappointment bro that's what I'm saying like like like like like I know it damn near has hurt him to see me really fuck off like an opportunity that he didn't have to give me before in the past bro yeah I know some real shit bro that niggist stuck by my side this entire time bro he could have he could have been
Starting point is 03:07:07 Like, listen, hey, man, it's nothing personal. Exactly. But business is first. Yeah. Hey. Why am I getting died for that? Because you the next motherfucker. What I do?
Starting point is 03:07:18 You have literally been one of the best bros I could have ever had in my fucking entire life, bro. You have been nothing but a positive influence on me, bro. You stayed on my fucking ass. If you know I'm fucking up. Or if you even got an inclination of me being on some bullshit, bro. Like, you call me and you check on me. Bro, I've called you, you dropped whatever the fuck he was doing and came to my side, bro. You know, some real shit, dog.
Starting point is 03:07:44 I love you, my nigga. Oh, I'm gonna cry right now, dude. No, my nigga, Yuri, you're fucking MVP of the year, bro. Oh, my God. You fucking standing alone on your 10 toes, nigga. You say, I don't even fucking need no jumper no more. I delete the ballet interview. No, I'm delete anything I want.
Starting point is 03:08:02 And I believe wherever the fuck I want, bitch. I'm streaming at home. Bro, nigga, you, you, you. to have like seven live viewers bro i know and you fucking stay consistent as fuck nika i could click on your year you know i could click on your shit four figure fucking numbers bro bro bro it's amazing i could i could click on your fucking shit and you got 1200 people just watching you literally that's right like fucking take dabs in your fucking room i'm like tremendously proud of all of us bro like for real like we all like we're just sucking each other's dicks right now at
Starting point is 03:08:32 it's end of the year bro this is we're closing it's the end of the year like like ultimate suck Yeah, I got blue ball. Hey, but also, wait, to end off on my, you know, goals or, you know, of 2023, but also to, to piggy back off what you were saying about, like, who were surrounded by, like, dude, I remember before when I was just interning for No Jumper, it's just like, dude, I really did not have many friends at all. It's like, I didn't really talk to anyone. I was just working on my YouTube channel. I had a couple friends I hung out with and, like, I worked on my shit. And I didn't really have anyone I talked to or hung out with or had good times with. I was just like, really just doing my own shit. And I never really thought, like, you know, I was getting to
Starting point is 03:09:06 this point in life I was thinking like damn I'm older now when you're in school you're surrounded by so many people and it's easy to make friends but the old do you get it's like what you're gonna harder opportunities to social yeah you can say hi to some random guy on the street or some random girl it's just like weird to just make friends like so it becomes hard to make friends so you the older you get like I was getting this film where I was like losing hope to socialize more you know I mean but like ever since I've joined no jumper it's like you know it's so many people I've met and then like everyone's so many opportunities not just opportunities but just people you know good genuine people I've met it's just like you know for example Blasey like when you guys
Starting point is 03:09:38 talking about uh the streams this year just like bro when else I've been I was talking to Blasey for a long time before I left No Jumper saying like bro like do you think I could do this on my own and Blasers was like you got this bro like you know your chat's crazy that all that stuff I appreciate everyone that we're surrounded by but as for goals of 2023 um just like you were saying to be more on my shit be more efficient like I'm I'm when I look at the way no Drumper runs, like, I'm super envious. I'm like, I would like to be this productive and this efficient and have this consistency and all that stuff.
Starting point is 03:10:11 So I wouldn't be more consistent, more more efficient, more, you know, just active and proactive and all that stuff for 2020. That's a great goal right there. Honestly, bro, like, I'm trying to get sexy. You're like, like, I'm trying to be like, like, I'm trying to get more tatted. Yeah. I want to be healthy. No, I don't want my fucking leg to be fucked up.
Starting point is 03:10:32 I'm going to hear real true. This is going to sound a little. Zessie, but I got sexy this year. I'm trying to get sexier, though. Like, hey, I turn bad. Like, I don't want to be that nigga. I don't want to be that nigga. I don't want to be that nigga because I got a bad bitch that now I can just like,
Starting point is 03:10:47 like, be off my game. I'm definitely going to be on that. I want to be like, you know? I want to be like, you know? No, yeah. Next year, we're trying to be busing together. Definitely going to be wiped up, you know. And I just want to say, yeah, this year, most crazy is most impact.
Starting point is 03:11:03 most impactful year in my life there i feel like there was something going on every fucking day there was a there was a new stress a new thing to be proud about new thing to be happy sad about every fucking week this year in my life this is the craziest year i feel that i did not it wasn't a single dull three days of my life and honestly i got to thank the viewers who are fucking watching this shit because you guys are literally making this shit come true you guys been put putting up with like all of our fucking shit bro yeah man we we fucking The order fell off the back of the truck. No.
Starting point is 03:11:36 If I missed 10 shows in a row, like y'all niggas are still riding with us, bro. And that's the most important fucking thing. We can fucking ever have, bro. And all that notes, shout out to the producers of the show, Mac. Shout out to fucking Mack. Shout to fucking Riley, man. Shout to Riley behind the boards of every single episode of every fucking episode. Let's go.
Starting point is 03:11:57 I don't think I've ever seen Riley like pull a sick day. She has, you got a good. better attendance record than me on god well no jump president strict no sick day rule no really no honestly i do you miss any episode no no dropper is very uh accommodating with like yo i want to take this day off this day off these three fours i want to go to los meas for two weeks it's like yeah they're pretty cool hey just know i almost didn't like shout out to eight girl cheeks because i almost didn't make it here today i was about to go to big bear with coo oh my god bro you see that's that's why you need a
Starting point is 03:12:33 woman in your life to like make you not do stupid 2023 we're not we're not being stupid wait hold on hold on so someone proposed snowboarding or do the show they've been doing for a year straight every Thursday at 6 p.m. And you're like well I could still go you're not even snowboarding. I'm not going to
Starting point is 03:12:50 snowboard at all I just want to be in a cabin in the snow hey listen this is what we're about to do babe we're picking up bobby aestro we kidnapping him with his camera even though you just said fuck him like three hours ago or two guys you would never say you did you're like fuck bobby aster I never said that.
Starting point is 03:13:05 That sounds crazy. Bring up the, bring up the, I've never heard those words. Bring up the clip. We're kidnapping Bobby Astro and we're going to Big Bear right now. Tell your mom turn around. I'm going with you guys.
Starting point is 03:13:15 Fuck it, dude. Can I go with y'all? No, yes. I'm going to be booed up this weekend, actually. Oh, bring her to us. Wait,
Starting point is 03:13:21 okay, Mr. I'm not going to talk about being booed up before the show. Now you just said it. BDSM bear. Thank you guys so. Yeah. Shout to everyone. Oh.
Starting point is 03:13:33 Hey, thank you guys so much, man. Listen, this is probably my favorite episode. Listen, make sure y'all, like, focus on the Mamba mentality, not the 22 mentality. And focus on yourself. You guys can do anything you want. Listen, man. Damien Luck, 925 inspired me. Hey, hey, oh my God, fulcrum is the most positive.
Starting point is 03:13:54 I didn't know, like, his, like, his deeper purpose, his deeper message. Yes. It's the most beautiful fucking thing I ever, like. It is. Bro, wait. Which is like, yo. We got to end it off with the full crime message that I've seen on Twitter. Don't look at me like I'm just like some unique individual.
Starting point is 03:14:10 No, no, no, no, no, no. All the same people. I don't need you to paraphrase. No, I'm not paraphrasing. I'm just saying what I, okay, I'm paraphrasing. Yeah, I got you. I got you. But, bro.
Starting point is 03:14:19 I literally saw this video. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's end it off with this. Yes, sir. No matter what age you are, no matter what size you are. No matter what color you are. There's some real shit. up today
Starting point is 03:14:58 and you're reading goddamn air you're gonna shout out to my you catch to this girl for a goddamn reason real shit
Starting point is 03:15:04 from you like I'm just goddamn regular old fulcrum at the end of the day I make these videos to
Starting point is 03:15:09 show you guys that no matter who the fuck you are you can truly do whatever the fuck you want to do
Starting point is 03:15:14 shout out to my nigga that nigga is a positive ass nigga bro and he's gonna fucking
Starting point is 03:15:19 go very far in life doing like being him and being positive man I would really like to
Starting point is 03:15:25 meet him you guys are gay I invite I invited him on disconnect that he said he's down. Okay, he said he's down. Bring him next week. Uh, okay.
Starting point is 03:15:33 Well, whatever, whenever he does not live nearby, but, uh, he lives, like, you know, five, six hours away. Faded in a hole. Fade in a hole. Fade in a ho. Exquisite. Exquisite. Exquisite. Thank you very much for our special guests for coming on earlier.
Starting point is 03:15:45 Facts. This is a very special person. And thank you guys. Let's go. See y'all next week. I'll see y'all next Tuesday. Next year. Happy fucking new year, man.
Starting point is 03:15:56 Hey, make sure y'all have. fucking have a butt naked orgy with make sure I get butt naked and have an orgy on New Year's with as many thoughts as you can. And then go into the New Year's as a new man. Gang gang.

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