No Jumper - Disconnected Ep. 56

Episode Date: January 9, 2023

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Disconnected. Episode 56. I don't even need to ask y'all no more. We didn't even ask before. We usually do that. Listen, I know what's going on, man. I'm paying attention, bro. 5-6.

56, damn. We got... I don't get it. What do you mean? I feel like 5-6 is like an important number, right? What was there not to get, Blasie? You said like, I feel like I don't even got to say anymore. Say what?

No, because we always before the podcast. Because I always ask before the podcast. Like, yo, what number is it? And then we always argue over it. Then Riley's like, no, it's actually this episode. Then we'd start. Oh, okay. show.

He just said, he kept saying all before we started the episode, like, you know what, guys, I'm making a conscious effort to not be fried anymore. Three seconds later, he's downing a bottle. I think the friedness is just within. I think the friedness is just within. Yeah, that's the unfortunate part. But you know what? We still going crazy.

The corona is within this guy over here. Let's go, man. What's up, man? Fresh off the plane, man. I'm fresh off the plane and run to the stage. I've been working some years for this. You were in Switzerland? Sweden.

I was in Switzerland this morning. This morning? This morning? I'm telling you, I facetimed him an hour ago. He had just landed. He had the kid on his arm, just landed in the airport a hour ago. You could have potentially celebrated two New Year's. You could have celebrated in Switzerland, flew back out here and celebrated it again.

Because you guys are ahead of us. But no, but they're only ahead by nine hours. So that would be in it. How long? How long was the flight? 11 hours. That sounds like, stressful. New Year's Eve,

I don't think you aren't yet. Nobody wants to be mid-air. How the fuck am I on a plane for 30 hours today? Like, bro, that's something insane. Bro, I have to, like, low-key, like, the worst flight back, too. Why?

Man, you know, like, this is hella-turbulous? No, it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a, hell of turbulence, but it was these, it was, it wasn't babies, it was these kids. They were, like, 10 years old, that's even worse. Brought.

I could deal with a baby. I don't want to deal with, like, a, like, you know, middle schooler. But they, you know, they had to, like, the rich parents that were like North Faced out with the Dior bags they just letting their kids just You know whatever

Nika Nika You know what the skate park in the airplane I'm like nigga Well you know what the secret What do they do though like for real They're just It's just bullshit

It's 11 hour of flight What weren't they doing? I'm trying to yeah I think They're probably throwing crackers at each other Wait you know what the secret is though Is what you should have done Is like brought like a bag of like candy

Melatonin And then like walk past them And been like Oh what's up guys? You guys are supposed to be so adorable. Here's some candy. I'm going to drug kids. I'm not about to listen to Yiri. Do not ever walk up drug kids.

Walk up to random kids trying to give them candy. You're trying to end up on a sex offenders list. I'm trying to go to sleep on a plane like toad. You're trying to shy glissie to kids. Oh my God. No. That's crazy. Oh my fucking God.

No, no, no. No, you're taking it to the Tom Brady fucking argument. Your kid argument. You're Tom Brady right now, bro. You're Tom Gleazy. You're Tom Brady and shy glissing. You know what's crazy? Let me talk about that, bro.

Tom Brady has me fucked up. Why? Because I, bro, I'm a Patriots fan, right? I love this nigga, bro. Y'all not looking right right now. First of all, we just beat the Dolphins. Wait, hold on. Who are the Dolphins?

Why aren't they looking right now? Because of that photo? No, Tom Brady doesn't play for the Patriots anymore. I was going to say, because more news came out. His kid is autistic. So it's like, I thought AD, made that up. No.

Damn. Wait, it's not true? It wasn't true. Oh, my God. Why does that low-key change everything, though? Isn't that crazy?

You're not going to judge. I'm not going to lie. He's taking some very crazy photos. Hey, listen. Go meet up with, you know, redacted and Josh and go talk about sports later. All right.

This ain't the sports podcast. Oh, shit. All right. Yeah, what the fuck are the dolphins, what? I know you. What? I know you're not over slapping a chair.

Sharp's brother, Dole? I brought Dole. Oh my God. Dole is crazy. I can't wear anything on this fucking show. Did you just come back from Vegas? No, look.

And it's like you just came back from a Samuel Jackson party. I came back from the rain, bro. It's a whole of state of emergency. Housewoman was bugging the show of me yesterday talking about like, he was like, I'm like, hey, bro, pull it to my office. He's talking about like, no. I got to evacuate. I'm like, where are you going?

I don't know. That's actually more false news from AD. He sent a group text saying bomb cyclone. Everyone is stay at home and evacuate. Like both like stay at home and evacuate. He said both things. And then we're like, what do we do? I didn't know what the fuck to do.

I was so good. I was like, you're trying to do both. I'm not going to lie. I didn't see that until I got off the plane like right now. And it was like, oh, like all my alerts started coming back up on like my American phone. And I was just like. Oh, my American phone? Well, you know what I mean?

Go ahead, though. I'm just saying, I was just like, yo, I don't even know what the fuck that even mean. No one didn't. I've never heard that in my life. I don't think anyone's ever heard that in their life. No, but you know what? It was beating the fuck out of San Francisco's ass. That's what it was.

Like the Bay Area. And Sacramento, all that. Yeah, up top. I saw it hell of footage of, like, just flooding. Like, people who have, like, storefronts on the first, you know, level, like, ground level. A lot of flooding happened and shit like that. And it kind of happened out of, like, I won't say it was out of nowhere, but it was like, it was no real warning of like, hey, this shit about to happen. But actually, you know, it's funny is, like, people were warning us about this when we were, uh, because we've been going through severe droughts and shit.

And people were saying that that's one of the side effects of severe droughts is, uh, once it does rain, it ends up fucking pouring and you get crazy floods. And like, isn't that good for the, isn't that good for the, uh, system isn't set up for like that much water. Bro, good for the hills. We ain't catching no fire this year, guys. That's true. Isn't there like land slides up? Yeah, what's it? Oh, yeah, that's what you have to worry.

Your whole fucking house is going to slide down. Honestly, going through those hills, bro. That's the only thing I was worried about. I was like coming back to no house. I worry going around that area on like a dry summer day. I can't imagine a cold like January rainy day, bro. Like I'm not going to that region all winter. Yeah, I feel like it's just muddy and slippery.

It's actually not that bad. It is like muddier towards the bottom like. But like up top where I am, it's not that bad. Bro, I don't. Almighty Suspects Cup is muddier towards the bottom. Oh. Bro, honestly, I've driven like through the Hollywood Hills a couple times

Like when it was like super pouring And on one of the roads It literally was so steep and so narrow It became like a fucking river dude Like a garbage cans of being perched and shit My street does that all the time Bro, you know you know soldier boy got caught in one of those And like he survived it yeah

It was like the shit like flooded or something Why he was in the car Apparently he like ditched all his homies He was like the first to escape And he like left them all to die I would have left them niggas too Is there a soldier boy movie? Bro, shit.

Yes. There is one. There is. I know the documentary of, like, him calling him on tour and shit, but, like, there needs to be, like, his mom conceiving him. But don't even have a cartoon? Like that Boosey movie. Remember that one?

Oh, that Boosie movie was fucking whack. He played himself in, like, the 17-year-old version, the 30-year-old version. Boose he did? Yeah. He played himself as a 17-year-old? Yeah. You talked about this on Disconnected before, like, at the old office, and I was, I had to go watch it after that.

I was like, bro. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. That shit was horrible. 20 bucks I'm gonna just like watch it on YouTube or something But I know it's there You do gotta give him his respect though

Because like if I was in Boosey's shoes I'd for sure make a like a weird ass like movie You should still make a weird ass movie I want to but Yeah I remember now Like it's it's probably a bad financial decision for Boosey to do it It's probably even a worst

This financial decision for me to do it You should have Ezo um Narrated? No I'm narrated You think Ezo has the best voice amongst my homies He has a cool voice Pause bro I mean he's the one that's telling

I'm not, I'm not being weird. He's, I'm just exposing it. Hey, I'm not being weird, guys. Hey, wait, wait, is a little house phone who he says he is? Yeah, damn. Yeah, yeah, so, let's not speak on that, bro. Oh, no. All right, so let's not speak on that.

We're not speaking to that, but like, so in Europe, like, you know, we, we nine, we was nine hours ahead or whatever. You found out flaco was from Europe? Bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You found a yearbook out there? It was crazy, like, every day I was waking up, like, you know, six a.m. to go snowboarding and shit, you know, I have to get my, like, daughter ready to go skiing shit.

Jesus. And, like, I was, you know, I was waking up early and every time because, like, the show would be just ending at, like, 4 or 5 a.m. out there. Damn. And so then I would just be seeing all the crazy shit. Like, yo, what the fuck happened?

Oh, yeah, for sure. Every morning it was something. No, shout out to both of them, man. They went through it. They're going through it. They'd done it. I just seen Lush right now. But, yeah, no, I was just talking to Lish for a minute, man.

He's doing good. You feel me? Flacco's doing great. I haven't seen Flocko in, like, three weeks, though. I never see Flaco because he's not here on the days that I'm here. And also it kind of like fucked my head up the other day because he never calls me right. But he called me like two.

He called me two weeks ago randomly. No way. He wants to really be going to do it. And I just on like a round. I might have been a Sunday. And he didn't even, he didn't even the time to be like, yo,

I got you online Blasey. They're done that. So I called him. No answer. He's for sure. Like, he called you. You didn't pick up?

Yeah. I was asleep or some shit. Wait, he called you at 7 p. 7 p. I don't, wow. Honestly, now he understands what it feels like to be me during the show.

What do you mean? Just get ridiculed. That's me, bro. That's me. Here we go. Sympathy shopper. All right. Is hery the Flacco?

Can someone make a montage of housephone bullying me throughout the years? Housephone and Adam? I have gone through the most, I feel like. I think that, uh... I think Flacco grabbed your bullying cup was, like, hold my beer. I'm pretty sure Adam has, like, surpassed me bullying you. I never bullied you for real.

You threw a couple of water in my face. Wow. No, I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm fucking around. I've done to everybody. You know what? Like, what's the worst thing you've done to me?

I can't. Probably, probably drenched you with some water or something. No, luckily you haven't done that. I haven't fell asleep around you, but, uh, no. Yeah, don't do that. The worst thing you've done to me. I think you just, I think.

I don't want to hear this right now, y'all. Oh my gosh. No, I'm gonna keep, I don't think you've done like. Okay. All right. All right. I need y'all all to give me a Maybe you didn't pay me for dinner

Wait this is a good thing I can't think of anything bad you've done to me It's like I'm like trying to reach for a memory Maybe you owe me like this Riley has a whole list in the back like Hmm I got She's like I know what he did to you I'm gonna tell you exactly what he did

Oh my god motherfucker Yeah wait No I definitely What's the worst thing I've done to you You see what I'm saying? The Hellstar Hellstar pack of it

Yeah That was definitely the worst thing he could go to me. And that wasn't even like... That was pretty fucked up. That wasn't even like fucked up. That's funny. He looked at me like...

Hey, I'm Loki, a good homie. Yeah, you're... Honestly, bro, you're a great homie. What the fuck? I don't need the... I'm not... Nick, it looked like you live in a gangster's paradise. I know, for real.

Hey, bro, you know what? I just finished watching the OG Suicide Sharp interview. I never really watched OG suicide content. I saw that one. You didn't even watch the mine? Wow. Hey, wait.

As a homie of mine, I couldn't watch it. Is OG suicide? Like, By iron on niggas during the interview? Why are everybody crying? I think he just like opens another back door theirs. I felt that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, he opens the back door nice and wide. And you know what? Today I was like, bro, I've worn everything in my closet on this show, except for this fucking crazy jacket I got with house phone at Dover Street. Shout out to Dover Street. On my birthday. And I was like, I'm fin of where it is rainy. What kind of almost extinct animals is that?

I'm pretty sure it's probably fake. I don't think this is still. Okay. I don't think they sell. Bro, look at the lining on the inside. Yeah, no, the lining's sick, but if it was, I feel like if it was real, it'd be like, I don't know,

they'd probably give me, like, some paperwork or some shit. How would your parents feel of, like, you just stop by their crib real quick and you look like this? I'd be, I'd be doing that. Yeah, what do you mean? Does Blasey sell drugs now?

Like, what's going to? You know what? I don't think his family's calling him Blassie. Oh, they probably does, uh, calling Mikey? Miho. Yeah, does Miho still drugs now? Yeah, let's,

I mean, I'll tell you what? Let me stop, let me stop with the Hispanic, Yeah, you fucking race. They was on your bummer. What, in the comments? Yeah. No, they love it. Proud boy.

They loved it. They loved it. They love it. Yeah, my dad still don't really know what I do. My mom, my sister, they get it. My mom, she follows me on IG. She understands. She knows about the ant lore and all that.

Yeah. I say, oh, meho, here's a plant. No ants this time. Yeah, I know. No way. She said that, bro. No. That would be hilarious.

But she got for me because of the ants. you know, which was like probably like wait, wait, so. So you got you got like a, uh, an ant be gone plant now? No, there's that honestly susceptible to an antivation anytime it wants to. Just don't like money like rot on top of the

plant. I'm never putting money. That's what it was? It was the money or it was the plant? He had thousands of dollars rotting with worms eating the bills. It was like 72 dollars. It was thousands of dollars. Wait, it was really worms eating it? Br, brous. Like, ants chewed it up, bro. When in Miami, I come back five days later that whole shit just wrecked my whole apartment's wrecked from ants that's and they

lingered on for like a whole week they found little like crevices little pots of honey on the floor I'm in the crevices it's funny because I asked Esdo I was like Ezzo how much did Blasey paid to get rid of that plant he said $72 so you gave him that but my boy house one can't be a no way I mean Ezo can't be upset wherever he's at because he actually got Bosanova chicken Madeira this is a chicken Madeira oh my gosh Where's the chicken Madeira at? Where's the chicken Marcella let Riley tell us? I'm over this argument.

You should do this. You should do super size me challenge, but with chicken Madeira. Wait, wait. No, I do that every day. Wait, wasn't Riley right because she looked it up? She looked up the restaurant and they had chicken Marcella. I just wanted to hold on. I want to settle the truth.

And I just want to let y'all know, guys. Hold on. Let me land. Let me, let me, cut. Okay, so. Take off. I feel like I've lost around 20 pounds in the last like. Like eight months, right?

You're looking good, bro. But I owe it to two companies. Okay. One, Basanova for the chicken Madeira plate. Wow. Out now for $24 at Farber Boys, bro. I'll give a special shout out to farmer boys. Because their eggs and bacon plate is all I need.

But my office is trying to convert me to a breakfast and a dinner farmer boy goer. And I told me, anymore, I'm going to get cancer. All right. You're out of pocket. Why are you directly relating cancer to, farmer boys got they probably it doesn't work

I don't know like you double the chances I almost made it in his pocket my home I'd be trying to prove it to my homies that like bruh like the bacon and eggs that's all the essential the essentials you need

but you know you never know what farmer boys got in their oil well I was gonna say I've been looking into a lot of it bro you have to yeah I've been looking to a lot of the oils we consume and shit and bro

a lot of the oils that we use on a daily basis even your favorite Dave's hot chicken uses an oil that's really bad for you um seed oil Yeah, seed oil.

Oh, he's getting this monso. Bro, and it's depressing. It's crazy. I'm like, bro, everything is bad for you. Everything causes cancer. Yeah, so you might be whatever. But there's certain things where, like, there's, you can tell when something's being over-exaggerated, not over-exaggerated, and with the seed oil thing, there's so much information

on it on it being terrible for you. How far away are you from, like, getting a fluoride filter for your water system? We do we do have a-oh. Oh, my God. For our shower, we have a filter that. No, my mom put me on to that, bro. Rest and peace to go, because, nigger, dude. That shit literally will change your life.

It does. People don't understand. I gave you all the next step, too. I don't know if you even know the next step. Oh. What the fuck? But, uh, bro, bro, you fuck with Tom's toothpaste because,

yeah, press has fluoride in it, man. Now, that's the fact. You know what? I've been using Tom's. I'm fucking with, okay. For like,

for like, I didn't even know you brush your teeth. Even before I knew Riley, I've been using Tom. Even, they say even like, uh, body soap and like fucking deodorant,

but I ain't, going that far. You feel, I ain't that old. I'm not on my Yuri shit. I took that, man. It sounds so conspiratorial, but they talk about how fluoride calcifies your brain and like it ruins your creativity and imagination. And like it sounds so who like, you know, mystical and stuff.

Bro, I looked into it. Your brain can be calcified with, you know, like, and it can be like there's things that can't happen to it. I'm not saying it's for sure going to happen. But there are people who say that, you know, it is better to use non-fluoride products, which I've been doing that for like four years. So are you guys going to like go vegan? No, hell no.

Vegan is terrible. you. But who do you? And for the planet, too. Let me ask y'all this, so who do you think is first to go off the grid at this table or at this? I don't know if I can survive, to be honest. Like, like, where they'd be pumping water out of a fucking goat and like, you know, they be getting internet out of wood. Would you? Up and water?

I can't. Not going to be mean. Honestly, dude, I, for the longest. I see Erie when he's like 50 when he's on his philanthropy tip, just like living in big barrenship. Bro, for the longest time. Water pump. I know for the longest time.

But, for the longest time. I thought that I could not live outside of a city or whatever, but dude, I've thought about it. And it's like, bro, the only way to leave all the bullshit of the city. To live in the city and act woke is the dumbest thing ever. If you want to act woke, you got to live in the middle of butt fuck nowhere. You know what you mean? Or you're not fully woke. Oh, you're not fully woke.

If you want to act like you care about the plan and you still live in New York of Los Angeles, you're, you know, you're punching yourself in the face. Like, you're like, you're acting like an idiot. You don't even understand it. But, like, I've thought about it. I wouldn't be down necessarily because there's nowhere to skate and I would want to skate. you know what you mean like potentially but so you're a hypocrite well I'm not a hypocrite because I'm not a whole fluorite system but you don't want to leave the city I have a fluoride system because I don't want to eat I'm not sharp right or chlorine or chlorine but I'm saying that I potentially

can see maybe myself moving to butt fuck nowhere at you know 40 50 to you know um have a best friend cow and a couple sheep and a couple chickens and shit Riley are you right with that lifestyle yeah why would you want to inconvenience yourself like that it's not inconvenience she says she wants an island. That would be that. An island? Okay. I'm not Jeffrey.

That would be over here. Yeah. You used to be Gil Zane and Jeffrey over here. Y'all should have a fucking dollar a kid stream. A dollar a kid? I know for real. Whoa. Bro,

not a dollar kid. Not you agreeing. That's crazy. That's a great idea. Elon Musk says population collapses a serious thing. We've got to worry about it. No, don't. We're not.

Pump out as many kids as possible, guys. The government pays for that. I don't think you got the point of that joke. You're sharing a couch with a father. And I ain't having no more kids, bro. You had your daughter for free. If you got paid a dollar for her. For free?

If I got a little dollar for a kid, I might have a kid. Yeah. What are you all talking about, bro? Listen. I want to have a kid soon. You jump. You do. For a dollar?

Can we adopt, Blasey? For fun. Can we be parents of a kid? For fun. How old are you? you 27, 28. I'm a grown man, why can't have a kid? And you get into it.

Let me get one. Let me get a house, though. Like a dog. You can't have a kid in fucking in K-town. Yeah. But why I have like kids in you? Like, nah, bro, you gotta have a, you gotta have a crib. You're just gonna teach your kid how to kill the ants.

Or what it's a bigger environment. How to squish him? Yeah, about to say, because you're a little vacation family. You're gonna have your kid running into the fucking edge of, into the edge of your fucking, like, kitchen fucking table or something. Your kid's going to be playing with all this fucking drug paraphernalia, just like empty bottles of lean. No. With like as rattle bottles with percocets in them.

Like, ah, ooh. Stop. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the craziness. That niggas.

That's the kid's going to be playing with empty lean bottle with perks in them. As a rattle shaker. That's no. It's funny, bro. That's funny. Well, shit. Oh, my. Your kid's going to be playing with fucking Twitch wires and fucking, wait.

He's gonna be sleeping on a fucking mouse pad Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I got a bone to pick with y'all But should we do our drip check first Or should I pick my bone with y'all? Are you gonna forget the bone if we drip check first? This bone is not, I've been I've been marinating on this bone I've been letting this bone cook

Is this big bone or small bone It's a big-ass bone Hey, that's a hard-ass rap name Cause everyone calls you that's low-key says Hey, call me big bone Yeah, that's crazy Which one should we do first This bone?

Or drip. Bonus. I'm curious about the bone. All right. Big bone, the floor is yours. You bitch-ass niggas put me in the most awkward fucking position of my entire life.

You did that to yourself. You know the rule. No, I did it. Don't start. Don't start. First of all. Take accountability. I wasn't here.

Take accountability for bringing my girl to the office. You know better. What did I do? I know better than a bring her to the office? I'm going to keep it 100. I mean, I, parlor doesn't bring her.

you know his girl Yuri doesn't you know Yuri's girl wouldn't be here she wasn't you know part of the team like that you know it's kind of got spoken rule I mean she like like like we drove here together

and I just told her to stay it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't yeah I don't defending this I don't really care but listen at the end of the day bro like

our whole fucking lives are on camera she's also a streamer too yeah and it's just like bro I be trying to like keep every little main detail

away from I feel you there To be fair and to like kind of throw Blassey under the bus here It was really I would

When you Even if you did bring up The idea of having her over I would not have been like Yeah yeah come on bring her I was just like indifferent Blasie was the one like Yeah I got some

Blame it off a pick I have a couple questions To ask or whatever But also what did I do specifically to make it awkward No y'all was just fucking Like y'all just put me

in a position where like If I would have said Nah, no, don't come on. Then I would have looked like an asshole. It would have looked weird. But I don't think she wanted to come on either. So it was just, and, like, it was just weird, bro.

I think it was a good way. It wasn't weird, but it wasn't weird, but it was, uh, it was just uncomfortable for me. No, okay, I understand that it might have been uncomfortable for you guys because you guys in a relationship and we're asking, you know, certain weird, funny questions. But at the end of the day, I feel like the audience enjoyed it and they enjoyed the fact that she was on. I don't think anyone's tripping, but you.

And on top of that, bro, you were on here with her for 40 minutes. You could have, like, just the, a hard turn and be like, yo, uh, nah, let's actually do this a little bit after. I would have done that. I would feel weird.

You had fun, bro, but I think in retrospect, it just didn't seem like a good idea. And, you know, no, that I won't do that shit.

No, it was cool. It was like, it was like, I was just like, I was just put it on the spot, you know, but from the outside

looking in it, because I seen that episode, it seemed bad at me. Yeah, it's not that it seemed bad. It was just like, it's different when the, I just wasn't trying to do that.

The receiving end, That's all I had to say. I'm going to use that back in real quick. But I would feel weird if Riley was on the podcast and I was like, all right, Riley, you got to go now. You know,

it's like weird to kick your girlfriend. Girlfriend off the show. Nine different colors. Oh, God. Well, I was just not like Housephone, like,

you know, like, I don't think I'll ever bring a girl. I had to dare for like a whole year before she comes in here. I cannot let Housephone talk to her about chicken and sprite. Talk about, she has to meet your family first. That means you can't tag her for a whole year because the fans are definitely

gonna do that. I'm not much of a tagger. You know what I'm saying? You know, I'll do a little soft launch you feel in the, I throw some fingernails, you know, in the, in the photo of the alcohol, whatever, whatever part taken. That's already adding clues and then that's all over. They're going to be like, Blasey has a girl. What girl has he been around? And they're going to go through every single person, you know. I just see the follow more people. They're going to be like, oh, Ezo post an IG story post where you can slightly see this girl's face. I recognize her from the level and then it's over. Bro, you know, you know it on Ezo. That's crazy. No, I'm just saying that you don't know how crazy is.

some people can go with the investigation. No, I get it. I've been investigated before, you know. There's definitely been, there's been girls turned off of the whole fact that, like, their name might have been mentioned in a podcast, and I was just like, I felt stupid. I felt like, you know what? Well, honestly, can I be fair there?

It's also self-deprecating. I feel like it's a little bit, it's a little bit your fault because, like, I feel like, I feel like, you don't expose it. You said that you're glad that, you know, whoever a freeway girl was, she's, you know, gone now. What? Okay, never mind. Never mind.

She's, all that. Oh, okay. Yeah, she's gone. She's gone. But all I have to say is that I felt like you were being a little bit ahead of yourself because you were on my stream asking my chat for relationship advice with this girl you were talking to. You're asking for advice. You were on disconnected asking for advice.

And at that point, I'm like, I could relate it to almost like some high school, middle school thing where you're going around to all your friends saying, I went on a date with a girl. She's going to be my girlfriend. And then she, little do you know that she, it was just one date. You know what I mean? I'm like, I don't know. I'm not saying that's what happened. But all I'm saying is that.

I feel like you're being a little bit ahead of yourself. I definitely was, and that's just a mistake that I've learned. Yeah. You know, that's definitely something that I probably wouldn't be partaking. And you know what? I'm somebody who, like, I have no problem talking about something that's part of my life as long as there's no details that are too revealing spared. Yeah.

You know, in that situation, they truly just went through my following and just played bingo. You know what I'm saying? Like, they looked for her and shit. You look like you, like, a bouncer at a popping bar in New York. Honestly, I would love it. If someone wants to hire me as a bouncer, I'm down for a day. Wait, I'm down for that shit. I know we're not in the drip section used yet, but I saw that your glasses right now were kind of like a hot topic recently because they came out with the new colorway.

I'm not sure of the same ones, but are those Louis? Yeah. Okay, so they came out with, I believe, the same ones or very, very similar, that type of silhouette, but it was clear. It was completely clear in see-through. And people were saying LMAO Louis Vuitton selling fucking safety goggles for $1,100 because they look like safety goggles when they're invisible. or see-through. Well, you know, you're rocking those

if they're completely see-thru? I mean... Like acrylic, I guess. I barely rock Louis Vuitton to begin with. I got like a couple things from there but like, I mean,

no one's playing a gunner. You got a few pieces. The shoes you want last episode? No, I got entry-level pieces. I got sunglasses and shoes. Like, I don't got a,

I don't got like no crazy. You know what I'm saying? I'll have no, like, if I had a jacket, then Blasie's stepping. You know what I'm saying? Those are the glasses right there. No, I get it,

but no, I for sure would wear those. I think that, uh, I think that, you know, no one's playing a gun to nobody's head

and it's like, buy these glasses motherfucker. But I'm curious, like what their stock is. Like, do they just buy, be buying like 10,000 of these and what? I hear,

I hear that they're, uh, they're infamous for fucking burning their stock if like, yeah, they don't sell. Exactly. I feel like, honestly,

I really believe that Louis Vuitton is at that scale where they do exactly what you say. They can afford it. They can afford giant losses. And their, their, um, profit margins are so,

so insane and also not just profit margins but their their investments. Well, when you're, they have so much money behind them. They'll be a m. They can make 10,000, exactly. They can make 10,000 glasses and sell 300 and on top of that.

And when, when you're relying on a price point as high as 1100 for some sunglasses, realistically, those might cost like 100 at most 150. So, you know, you're paying for 10 sunglasses as you sell one, you know, in their perspective. No, 100%.

That's true. Bro, uh, Desto Dub, I didn't really think about it, but I saw this clip the other day where uh, Dastodub was on the interview and he said that when he started his brand, his mentality was like, dude, he already had his price point already thought out, right? Of like 200 or 300 per year or whatever it is, what?

Whatever it was. And he said, he's like, as long as I could sell at least one or two items per day, he's like, that's already within a month, that's like a paycheck. Right. Yeah, that's like three bands. And I was like, I didn't really think about it like that, but that's true. It's like in certain situations like Louis Vuitton or whatever it is sell one a day or two a day, bro, you're already making. well good but they're they need way more profit the cost of business for them is a little bit higher exactly but I'm just

shut out a couple hundred he's killing it but I mean for someone like who's starting a brand like that's like bro you can really just need to sell it one or two a day dub's gonna have a statue of himself at a park one day you know what I'm saying he has to that or a fucking Melrose like he needs to be right there with that Peter Pan fucking monument is on the corner of Markville I know Doug need a statue at Ted Walkins Park bro that's a fact No, that's the show, for real. Because he's honestly a success story.

But Pottler, bro, I want to talk to you about it. What's up with it? How does it feel to be back? Bro, it actually feels like surreal, bro. For real? Yeah, bro. Because it, man, coming straight, like, bro. I feel like we didn't even get to talk about it too much the last episode.

Yeah. As far as, like, just your return and shit like that. But, like, I feel like it feels good, bro. Like, the last one, let's just talk about that. I feel like the last episode, like, it was just so good. It reminded. us of how natural this shit was. Do you guys feel like you need like a friendly

fay just to squash everything? We already have. No, I'm joking. I'm fucking around. We're not flaco. I'm fucking around. No, but you know, me and Togue have been talking, you know, all throughout the whole thing from like day one to day Z.

You know what I'm saying? Like we've always been talking. You know, there's a couple of times where, you know, we butted heads and we didn't see eye to eye, but like, you know, we always showed each other respect. Yeah, that's facts. But, you know, like I said, the last episode, bro, that shit was fun.

And like, you know, like, it just, feels great. Yeah, exactly. It feels good, bro. Homecoming. And it's like, it's weird.

You got lighter? It's not very, uh, good though, but yeah, it's like, I don't know, it's like,

it's hard to explain, but it's hard to, uh, just create a dynamic, right? It's hard to create a dynamic between people. You could, like,

have a huge platform and, like, put people on, on for a podcast, but like, unless they have a little thing, like a vibe going on, it's not really going on.

That's not really going to work. You know what you can't pay for? And for some reason, like I can't explain but like we do have like a good we know we're all friends here and we can joke around and fuck around like it's like it just works well

so very smooth that's where I works on at the end of the day next where I works here no yeah but it is because they're at the end of day they almighty what's up

what's up hit a freestyle real quick pull up yeah we're waiting for housework oh no speak about freestyles I'm already in here rapping though oh you don't even know hey hold on hold on

he's in the studio they don't even know listen as soon as uh you know as soon as the homie press play on fucking getting this shit fixed up. Almighty was already lined out. He's like, no, I'm getting in this bitch. I walked in, he was reviewing beats.

Yeah. Oh, man, I'm going to get featured in about two hours. Almighty, would you let me do at least? Speaking of which, speaking of which, man. He just laughed and walked away. Wait, speaking. Oh, I can get the outro. Let's go. I'm on the intro.

Speaking of which, though, we talked about this on the handcuff stream, but man, spliff mode, mixtape, drop it. Blasie on that. Oh, my house phone. I forgot all about this shit, man. Let's do it. I got, I'm getting a butterfly boy on that motherfucker.

Whoa. Another artist by the name of Fuck Petey that I fuck with it. Super heavy. So, man, man, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna, uh, I'm gonna try to come do like the, you know, sit in on like the listening music stream so I can just, you know, maybe find some other songs. Yeah, man. Or no, yeah, also find more artists.

I wanna get some, I want to get some other people on there that just, you know, need some shine. Well, not, honestly, it took that street that I was with you to really. Realize like, damn, me in House won't have like 12 songs and shit like that. Oh, bro, we're fin this slide. You got like, you got bangers from like 2019 of myself. Like, what the fuck am I on? Just like, Adderall bangers, bro.

Dangers. I'm feeling, 4 a.m. Greenlein fucking Adderall. All of that shit and like, nigga, that shit is going to be. And then, Yerry, you should get a song on it. Just by yourself. You're going to get Yuri on a real. I'm here for Yeri, the rapper.

I've seen your story posts. I've seen people. I've seen you trying to look for a studio. I'm here for it, bro. You got nothing to lose. Okay, I was looking for the studio for a stream, but I was talking about this on stream as well where, dude, when I'm,

when I'm doing a stream or I'm on, I'm on camera, I have this like little sense of confidence. But dude, when you're rapping or singing, you have to have this, like, confidence in your tone of voice where it's like,

I get cringed out so easily and I can't do it. I'm not in the mental... I'm not confident enough to go on into a track of me. Hold on. Yo, this is my life story. Here I go.

I'm going to cut you right. I hope you didn't say that. I'm gonna cut you right there because I got bandage for you. I felt the same way until I was in the studio with house phone and he broke that out of me

he was like, no, bro, don't say that literally say it like this and it takes that sometimes you're somewhere. But did you feel weird? It's all I know. That sounds a little weak.

Bro, that song was hard. That makes said both of my parents, Mexican, adios. Come on. It isn't weird though. It's like a pot of gold. You was spats on.

Hey, split more mix tape. That'll be on there, man. What I say? I was like, fucking with a bitch with some good ass tonsils. I make real life moves

while you're sitting on the console. Damn. Used to buy his shirt to the SWAT on the air postle. Yeah, exactly. Yo, I forgot his name,

but Adam had interviewed this one artist who was a part of Ysel and he said that when he had a huge pop and song and he said that when he was in the booth recording it, young thug was telling him

he heard the, it was the same verse but he told him like, don't say like this, say like, say like that instead. And he did it and he's like,

and he's like, that's the key point where everyone remembers the song. He's like people really fuck at that point where it's like Blasio was talking about you just tell people how to adjust your voice just enough. That's all it is. But you know what sounds good. Like to me I'm just like I don't know. I mean no experience so I don't know. But to be honest it's it's not that I'm like some technical musician or some shit like that. You kind of are though bro. You've heard enough. I want to give you your flowers because

there's an argument in the group chat on like Saturday morning they're talking about who's who's the most pop and rapper right. AD almighty going neck and neck. They got hell Alkalates. Even Lush, too, he's got some shit with M's. T.Ral's song got a million views. Yeah. Yeah. And then I'm like, okay, who got more Spotify stream? So they start pulling their numbers. I'm like, wait a second. I pull the homie's numbers up. You're the most top monthly streamed artists at the No Jumper Camp. Really? Yeah. How much it, how much 80? Do you know what? I look at this. I mean, it's not competition, but it was honestly just a reflection of just, you know, your talent. I want to look right now. Because you know what? Because look, look, look, this is my thing, bro. With me and the music thing, it's like...

Also, to their defense, all my know, and AD are definitely, like, more YouTube-centric artist. No, that's a fact. That's a fact. And you know what? I remember, I remember one time, like, me and AD were like, you know, like, like, doing that, doing that to each other, like, oh, no, like, I got this many streams, da-da-da. And I looked at one of his songs, and one of his songs, like, literally probably... He's like, like, 20ms and shit. Bro, one of his songs had, like, the same amount of streams of, like, all of my songs combined. I was like, all right. I was like, all right. I was I was like, all right, I feel you.

Okay, okay, hold on. No, once AD started broke, oh my God. He sent us a PDF of a check. I'm like, okay, nah, he's getting that. Wait, no. He even had Adam like, whoa, whoa, AD, you get that every month? It was like, damn, no, the hub is going up.

Wait, no, mine dropped down. Oh, my God. Never, to what? It dropped down a lot. To what? The last time I checked, it was like $90,000. Yeah, that's what was this week. It's at $77,000 now.

That's weird as fuck. Why would it drop down $20,000? They got rid of the bots. This household who we said is. Okay, okay, wait, wait, way, way. House phone gate. All right. I'm going to look at these right now.

Okay, AD. Bro, too. You got set. You stream and watching. He got 71. Okay. And then. You're on the seven?

Who else? By Harris Marnie. Mighty Suspey. You think Sharp got a Spotify? Almighty. Almighty got 43. You turned this into a competition, Luzzi. My bad.

I didn't mean, I just want to say, like, bro, I'm giving you your flowers, your group rapper. Now you're looking at fucking sharp streams and shit. I'm trying to, wait, wait, you think T-Rail's on here? That's cold. On Spotify? With like King T-Rail, yeah.

King Trail? Let's see. Imagine he just- I don't think this is him. Imagine the show is him. What? He looked like a pastor. I'm not even going to say it.

I'm not even going to say what it is. Let me see, let me see. I'm not going to say what it is, no. Could I say it? I'll show you. It's like millions. No. He's not even tripping.

It's 446. It's crazy. But he's not a rapper. He's not even rap. Yeah, yeah, exactly. He's not even trying to rap. What does Blasey got? You know what?

Let's see. Search up dab no dance. No, I'm just... Nika, you're not even on Spotify. You're right. If I had, I would have been going through the roof, dude. This, nigga, he's done. Hey, but honestly, to be...

What are these other songs on your thing? They be cloud chasing? I don't know. They be cloud chasing? I mean, I got it. Which one hacks you? Blasie has 157 monthly listeners. Let's go.

Well, Tiro's fucking destroyed. He's fucking me up. Your biggest song has 10,000 views. Wait, but where's the other, where's the other song? What's the title Photoshop? They took out the bots for your little bit. Your fucking album, bro. Shut your ass.

Wait, how are you on Spotify? I don't know. For me. I know, right? I'm confused about that too. I have to be on it. Hey, Paul, Lord on Spotify. I don't know if you're, I don't know if those old songs are on Spotify.

Come stream our shit right now, man. Wait, hold on. You know what's funny is, you know, harmonious, man. Usually people that I know in my, like, uh, life. around other than no jumper, right? It's like my friends or family, whatever it is. They have to be really into YouTube or like, you know, niche hip hop content in order to know that, you know,

I'm associated with no jumper. But, dude, a lot of people have been like, yo, Yuri, you know A-D? Like, dude, hell of people with no AD so well. No, that's crazy. Wait, wait, you know what I just thought about? You know why the numbers are reset like that? Because it's the fucking new year.

Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. But then also. You're right, though. Everyone's also. So this is so happy New Year and fucking Merry We haven't fucking stream since last year. I'm going to say you guys on the phone this shit, but yeah.

We haven't had a podcast since last year. Housephone, to be fair, everyone's listening to Mariah Carey the whole December. So it's just like. No, no, no. But that's crazy because that means that this is only, this is only for this month. Oh, wait. And it's only been like what? That's not true.

Yes, it is. I think it's a reflection of the last month. That would only make sense. Because you have to actively check it. It's like roll over. Listeners? Yeah. No, no, but bro, it's a whole new year.

So it's like, it's starting over. December. It depends because on YouTube, it's 21st to 21st. It's a reflection of December. It's December. You're right. You're right. I'm not even going on a fucking.

Bro, bro, let me fucking, let me, let me think that I got 70. Well, you know, how small. I bet you have you put in custom dates and you put in actually like a month. You know what I mean? The number might be higher. No, that's a fact. But, you know, let's not stroke your dick too much here. It's fine.

You got high numbers. It's all cool. No, no, no. No, bro. like, hey, you know, I got like, I got other music videos in the stash. Wait, wait, wait, shut up, bitch. I got other music videos in the stash, but they really are like getting on my ass about only doing the VHS shit.

So I'm like, fuck it. I'm going to just, I'm going to just like push the other VH ones. Other VHS ones I got, I'm going to put them to the side. Yeah. I'm going to shoot other videos. I'm going to drop those because they are on my fucking dick about. Nick, they want to see that shit in 4K. Bro.

And also imagine that one girl, Mari or Maru, whatever her name was, that posted the video of her dancing to your song. Imagine she had actually tagged your song, like, how crazy it would have gone. What's your name? Mar, like, some... Oh, nigga, that was years ago, though. Bidjia, Lansi. Now, that was, that was years ago, though. That was like in, like, 2018. But you had just dropped Tokyo guns. And it was crazy. That's a fact. She was fucking, bro, she was on her live, like, every day. What was your name?

Mari? Malu. Malu Trevejo. And Flaco was, like, in love with her. I'm like, dude. she's like, oh yeah, that was,

no, I mean, I don't know, she was like 15 back then. She was like bad baby's best friend at one point she was like 15 back then so she probably is like 18 now,

18 or 19. That is sick. That's something like, Flaco, you're like, you're like 32, bro. No, I think he's 23.

Yeah, they resolved that. They resolved that already. They resolved it to, Flacco game was crazy. Hey, I don't know, we might find out

a whole other age of Flok. That's what I'm saying. I feel like we're going to find out a whole other age of Yuri. He was going to be like Yuri went out school with me in fucking 2016 In Hollywood high Yeah

We're gonna find out that Yuri's actually Like way younger than he says he was I was thinking about that He's from Ukraine not rushing If one of my high school or middle school It gets worse the further you go But if I had like one of my middle school elementary Homies come out contacting you

Telling you Uri said this but actually this I'd be like you got nothing better to do bro I haven't seen you in 15 plus years If I were worried about my ass, if I weren't to talk to someone from like San Diego, I'd be like, bro, how you been? Bro, we need to tap in with him. Like, what, Raul? What's good with you, dog?

We need to tap in with Hollywood Allen and get the real, uh, the real harmonious man. Oh, God, no, don't tap it with Hollywood Allen. Who really? Who is, who is the harmonious man? Let's honestly do that as a thumbnail just for like, just for fun. And that's the fact, but, you know, you talked about your jacket, but you didn't finish your whole fid check. Oh, yeah.

What is the jacket? Supreme. Supreme. My bad, I didn't mean to speak for you. Wow. I was just to say like fucking Avici or something like that. It's the fucking Zivchi. That's the Supreme jacket?

Damn. Yeah. Damn. You look three times harder. I just you were talking about it. I didn't know. Supreme making, Supreme making deacon jackets and shit.

Do you want to, I mean, it's, it's not wise, right? I don't even want to do mine today. Wow. I, all right,

all right, all right, you know what? You know what? I'll start off since I got the worst fit. I'll claim the worst fit. I thought my fit was uncoordinated and loud, and then I'm glad you came in the way you did.

Yeah, well, this is the thing, bro. Like, at this point, I feel like I've proven myself enough to where, like, some days, I don't want to, like, do the extras and go, like, put some jeans on.

You need a statute title drip god. Some days I'll come in half winter, half summer, niggins. I was a state of emergency outside and you have fucking boyfriend shorts on. Yeah, look, did you? You got to think about it like this, bro. Like, this is my boyfriend fit.

Like, this is like, I don't, like, I'm not trying to impress no bitches. Okay. No, this is how you want, now you want to be the fucking boyfriend. Pick a, pick a fucking. No, listen, I'm not not claiming my bitch. I'm not trying to come on here and have a fucking, like, like, like, expose of, like, I'm not trying to roast you, but I feel like.

I'm not trying to roast you, but I feel like this is like. No, this is your time. You're a cook. I feel like this is like your girlfriend wakes you up in the middle of night saying she heard a noise downstairs. And you're like, let me put something off you. It looks like you're a pick-up. Your jacket looks. Your jacket looks like the noise.

No, it looks like you're picking up postmates and you realize you were late and just pulled up. Nah, for real, for all, I was playing GTA. You wanted to dress like your character? No, I was playing GTA in these shorts and a white t-shirt. And I just said, and I just put this hoodie on. And then I was like, okay, I got two options. I could stop at home, go get some sweats or jeans and sneakers. Because I've been at her crib for like.

fucking like three days straight or something. Playing GTA? No, like I got clothes at her house, but I don't have like drip at her house. Yeah. I got like boxers and fucking sweats and shit. So I'm like, okay, I could stop at my house,

which is down the street from her house and go get sneakers and get like jeans or whatever. Okay. And possibly be late. Even though it's down the street? Bro. Downtown,

traffic is nuts. I'm not going to lie. In the rain. It looked like you just got kicked out. Yeah. You look like you just got kicked out of America. What'd you mean, boyfriend? No, but I'm saying like, like,

this is boyfriend drip of like, I don't give a fuck no more. Like, I'm not, who am I trying to impress? You're even living your life like this for fucking years, okay? You know what? Now I understand why you don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.

It's like she loves me the way I am. No, that's what I'm saying, bro. Like, no, bro, you know Riley's just telling his ass. Like, you better put those fucking anime pants if you like it or not. She's slapping. him in the back of the head. No, actually, this jacket is fire.

His jacket is hard. Okay, yeah. So look, look, look at it. I got some bullshit on. We're not even going to speak on me. No, it's, bro, come on. Quit making it with you. Listen, I'm saying I was on the couch,

PlayStation in hand. My nigga Richie, my nigga Richie came to swoop me, and I was like, do I go stop at the crib and go change? Or do I just go like this? I was like, dude, I'm just going to go like this. Fuck it.

I didn't even have a clean face shave at first. It's not a big deal. Shut out. You shut out. His car? Oh. No, Ezzo gave me a lineup.

Oh, okay. You gave it. And they got a sole patch. I know you're not talking about your grizzly. Grizzly grip tape chin. This nigga shit looked like a pitcher's mound, bro. In the pitch. Nigger.

You got a Jeffrey Dahmer lineup, nigga. What do you're talking about? You got a mini golf chin. What that's what I'm talking about? Bro. Hell yeah. I know you're not talking. You like big smoke.

bro you have the same fucking beard shut your bitch ass El Chopbo's sons looking ass Hey your shit's patchy Now that you tilt your head up It's way patchy This?

Yeah this You look like you own At least five strip clubs In Tijuana That's fire That's fire You still look homeless You know what's crazy

You're like three in the morning Oh my God You look like someone's mom right now Oh my God You look like somebody's Tio. Shit your bitch. I think you look like somebody pastor. I know you do look like someone's past.

Pastor Alfie. Pastor Blasie. All right. Are you going to talk about these rosecrans were loaded? Wait, you didn't finish your fit. The shorts, the jacket, you have two jackets on. I, right, I, right, right. I got the Karris crocs on again because, again, I don't have no sneakers at Shorty's crib.

Okay. Those are hot. Supreme Hane socks Hot Hellstar shorts Hot Hellstar shorts. Hot

Hellstar hoodie Hot fucking awesome flannel Cool Ezo lineup Hot Shout out Ezo Hard

8 out of 10 Not 10 Go ahead Um Rose cans reload No With hell of weed stems

And shit in the zipper lining Why you're looking at the homie dig bro? I just see some green You're not supposed to say green face, I don't know. That niggas zoomed into the home you cry. You see green off your peripheral.

You're looking. It's literally not a single stem. Like, y'all are good. Yeah. Not a single. Okay, after you wiped it down. You had to ripo off the reload it. Oh, my.

You had to reload them real quick. You had to put a new clip in. They got prepaid jeans. You got to keep reeled out. You know, basically, how is your jeans named after a street? That's the crazy. That's the crazy part

That's the crazy part That she called me Blasea Blasey We wake up on the free way I'm crazy Yeah she call me Montaya Monty Are those tims or those I never heard of you

Which ones? Find out where the real Blasie is I'm the blacko Come on Okay We got the fresh tins All right Yeah

I bought these tins And I bought the jacket For real? Yeah At D'Oshy? Oh, my God, what's going on? What is that? You?

Yo, what the fuck was that? She was like, I got enough of y'all. Oh, my God. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeez, that went right in the cup. That was a good shot, actually. That went right in the cup. Shit, I'm rocking a, uh...

Niggas, sit the fuck down. Oh, my God. Wait, no, no, sit down, no sit down. What's there? You just spilled hell of shit. Oh, my God. Bro, how'd you do that? Because he got this big-ass fucking Dr. Soot's jacket.

That looks like, Count Dracula. I want to suck you. Here, sit on my left. Sit on my left. I want the design your shirts. Wait, here, you want to take this seat while that? You are bullies on here. Okay, Flakoff.

Okay, all right. Okay, Flaco, right. Pennsylvania, dude. Pennsylvania. This nigger, you got about 15, different patterns on at the same time. Should I do my trip check and then Blaseel do his? He already did his.

Yeah, well, no, he got no. You just stood up and said nothing. No, he got, bro, see. No, he got, no, he got more. He got this big ass inspector gadget. I know he got some shit up under that motherfucker. You got a show off. How many designs he got under that jacket, dude?

He got like six laptops. That nigg is, that nigg is making sure he's drying his shit off so he don't fuck the jacket. He got Photoshop in the jacket. He's about the throat. He bought to throw that shit. away like he did those shorts. I feel like you have E in the back of your jacket.

Just stick in a pocket. Yo, so I got some minimal pants. Shout to them. And shout out to Zach, man. He's showing me this FTP shirt. Damn, those pants are ain't gonna lie. Minimal. Hey.

I can't tell. We got some baseball runs. Oh, okay. And I think about to pull a rabbit out there. Just out this fucking jacket. Think about the pull out. You said we got some keys. Go go gadget copter.

And we have two pigeons. What the fucking. is that another ticket? A citation. And, oh shit. You can't afford no more tickets. You got cigarettes.

Oh, your double A meeting thing. Whoa. Hold on. Oh, the, the, um, the packaging.

Whoa. The packaging is fire. It's available next one. That's fire. The banquet. You didn't get me anything for Christmas, Blasie.

I love a gift. I for sure gave you something for Christmas. Can I see the box? What would you get me? Some fucking clothes. Yeah, you did drip you out.

You're right. You're right. you mostly dripped out. This is so fire, bro. You're down. What is this? This goes to the website? I think so.

Fire, bro. Honestly, the packaging is fire. Some louis shades, man, but, yeah, that's my fit. Were you trying to do your best sharp impersonation? With this outfit? Truthfully, I bought this jacket. I know, realistically, I have no place in the world to wear something like this. And I was just, what better place than to wear it out?

Oh, bro, you dropped hell of crates. Oh, yeah, no, go get your greatest matchets. on the I thought I thought I thought you just only Whoa bro You dropped

Hell of you Yeah Yeah We're drop We got the metal set The Coritos Nica did the Corritos Nica did the Corritos

I got too much Self promo on here But I got like that one The Coritos Nica you better get that promo Off Oh And shit

Tomorrow guys We are dropping Whoa Take that sticker off Take the sticker off Take the sticker off This is a sample Right here

I'm not hiding shit Take the sticker Oh Jesus Whatever I'm trying to help you out But all right Whatever

Leave it on there Those are the adjustments, guys. Keep the adjustments on there. Fucking weirdo. We don't grab that shit tomorrow, man. Hey, man, we got nothing to high? No, that's good.

Darker purple with highlight white? That shows that you pay attention to detail. I would see them be like, it looks fine. You're like, no, no, no, no, the colors aren't right, you know? No, yeah, you got to, you have to pay attention to that. No, I bet it. Oh, it looks dry, actually. You're sitting on the wet napkins.

You just put the whole roll unwrapped and just sat on the roll. That's pretty ingenious, I guess. But, okay, sorry, you're done with. your drip check? Yeah. What kind of socks? Nike. Oh, Nike?

Okay. All right, so. You're gonna get sock checking now? Dan, that's crazy. Guys, this Christmas, like every year, I spent the Christmas with Riley's family, and it was very interesting,

it was very fun, but apologies, I can't, we were very lit the whole weekend, so I can't exactly remember who all these gifts came from, but these shoes were a gift as well from Riley's mom. Those are fired.

And you know what, what's funny is that first I saw them, I was like, I feel like they're a little bit loud, and Riley was like, I think so too. And I was like, I think I'll still rock them. And Housewoman was like, yo, they're fire. Like, they're listening.

I think it's like one of your best, one of your better pairs of shoes, honestly. So Riley's mom got you those? Yeah, right. And the jacket too? Yeah. And the, niggas, she dripped you up. What the fuck? And she got me this jacket, this, this, uh, this, uh, Nike Jordan.

That's a Jordan jacket. Oh, sorry, Jordan jacket. Niggas, she drips you all the way. Um, this white tea tea and then, um, um, I forgot the fucking pant name, but, uh, you forget every time you wear those. I know. I fucking forgot, dude. Uh, shit. But these pants.

Tag me on this game. I'll repost it. But, you know what I was going to say is this jacket? You know what it came with? She gave me this jacket. These shoes, right? But this jacket came rolled up with another present, which was a t-shirt. Some weed.

Oh. No, it was a t-shirt that had the word unity in rainbow. That's fire. And I was like... You should have wore that. I was like, she tried to loki diss me? I was like, the jacket's fire. I was like, I don't know.

No, you should have worked. No, that means that her mom is woke and she wants to support. She's fine. No, I asked Riley about it, and Riley's like, she's like, I don't think my mom even understands that can be understood as a gay thing. She was like, you know, I would have worried. It's like, it's like we stand with, you know, we stand with the gay homies, bro. No, it's like, you stand in solidarity. Like, we're uniting right now.

You would wear a word that said, a shirt that said unity and rainbow. Yeah. Okay. Well, I threw it away. Oh, wow. I'm joking. I just, I put it deep in the closet. You hate women?

You hate women? Who said I have a girl. friend that I love it. One in the chat if you got to wear that on stream next. The Unity rainbow? No, I still have it. You got to wear it.

That would have been fucked though. Yeah, that's crazy. The Unity Rainbow thing, dude. Oh my God. That's the next year you got to wear on stream. First of all. Come on,

bro. I bet if ass pizza dropped one. Yeah, exactly. Oh my God. I love wins. Thank you, bro. Thank you.

Thank you. That's crazy. No, you're crazy. As pizza wouldn't do that. Number one. Number two. He wouldn't support gay people? Wow.

Damn. Wow. That's what it is. Bro, you're acting so woke right now. He wouldn't support gay people. I'm not saying, no,

he would not drop a rainbow unity's shirt. He might. He might. He might now. Okay, whatever. Oh, my God.

I think he should. I wouldn't put it past them, though. Why would you? Yeah. My foster dad was gay. I can't. Oh,

all of a sudden you got a foster dad? What are he talking about? Also, Mischive socks. I have to shout out this brand because, dude, I've had a lot of socks in my life. Bro,

these socks. I've only seen you wear like two pairs of socks. uncomfortable, bro. You have these same socks. I've seen you wear these too. I wore them and they're they're hell of comfortable, dude. They fit like every other random sock.

Those are you left in my car? No, I have really fucked with these socks. Mischief, send me more socks if you guys are down. But either way, that's it. That's my drip check. Listen. I like the jacket, though. I like all of these items.

I love all of these items, but like, I don't understand why you don't get the concept of like, you don't need to put them all on at the same time. I know. When I was on stream earlier today, the chat was telling me that I should put on a whole ass pizza fit, which I am capable of now because I have had I'm asked pizza socks and shoes.

I was thinking about doing it, but I had this pizza beanie. I had these pants on. I had the shirt on. It was cold. I wanted to put this on. I wanted to show the shirt. All you had to do was put plain pants on.

This would have been a 20 out of 10 fit. Really? This would have been your best fit to date. I need more. I only literally have a five-perse pants. Go to literal Walmart. They got $12 jeans of like the, the,

worth it, bro. Like the blanks of these, like, basically it's the same genes without the animation on them. Like, I was going through what you were going through a couple years back, like, where I only have, like, fucking birthday pieces. You know what I mean? Yeah. And then, like, these are, like, one of my only pairs of black pants and they're still a little

wicked, you know what I have? I have no, I have no good black pants. But that's something that you need to have is just the essentials and shit back. I have a dickies now. Bro, go to Uniclo. Go to fucking 80s. Dickies are essential. You should show any pants like that, you feel me?

You don't need to have fucking bedazzled fucking. fucking dick. I'm the type of person where, like, if I find a nice pair of pants that I really fuck with are very comfortable, I'm rocking a minute, dude. Yeah, I used to walk a lot of, like,

black fashion of, but you roasted me out the fashion of it. You know what? If there's one thing, imagine being a girl man, let another man roast you into not wearing something. Blasey doesn't wear fucking

Stone Island shorts anymore because of toad. Yeah. You got to wear this jacket. You might never wear this fit again after today. I don't give a fuck. I know that I got more dripped than all y'all,

so I don't give a fuck. bro, you dress like fucking Mac Miller when he was still alive. Okay, that's... You dress like you're about to preach the eulogy at Mac Miller's funeral. I know. Okay, yo, whoa, what the fucker. Why is Mac Miller being thrown on the... I don't know.

He said something about Mac Miller when he's still alive. Rest in peace. Can we just say that? Damn. You look like... You look like you're about to say rest and peace on the fucking... At church? What's this shit called?

You almost look like the guy that provided drugs to Mac Miller the night. Oh. All right. Now you took it too far. You're growing your enemies ass pizza. The LGBT community. Is this a splifto or just regular weed? Yes, sir.

Moving on. Wait, did you notice? You pointed it out, but I feel like no one talked about this. What happened? That dude who got convicted of selling the drugs. He was wearing a fucking,

whose chain was he wearing? The producer dude. Oh, what should call? Fucking, like, big head. Big head. Big head on the beat chain. Oh, he was wearing a big chain. Oh, he was wearing a big chain.

Big Head's fucking diamond chain during his interview with that like basically got him convicted of that whole crime where he's No, he was there. And he was there. And he was there was like some weird TMZ article. I remember it was like four years ago. They were like Hollywood on lock time. Yeah, it was like, yo, so you sold drugs to him? And he was like, yeah.

Bro, that was so like. Stupid. That was so. How did TMZ? TMZ just has like, they got really a pulse on like all these different. They know everything. Resources. They got the police resources.

They found out Kobe Pats. before his wife did. That's crazy. Yeah, that's true. People were calling her. Imagine that, bro. She won the lawsuit. She won't, thank God.

Because, like, Brad, and they ended up firing the fucking, I mean, at the least they could do the fucking, you know, first responder or whoever was there at the scene. Yeah. Because he leaked that information.

Well, honestly, I've seen it. They should have shut down that whole company, bro. Well, what the government? The US government? Well, dude, ever since then. The fucking helicopter service.

Oh, that helicopter service. Well, it was that, if you listen, like the, Apparently that dude had said like, yo, it's kind of foggy today, right? But his client is Kobe Bryant. It's an important thing. So you decide to kill him instead. No, he didn't decide to kill him.

He's thinking like, I do whatever I want to make my client happy. Niggi, do whatever. Niggins, you know what would have made him happy? Not killing him. That's true. That would have. But I feel like there's this like stress you probably feeling. Fuck that, bro.

I'm not defending him. Because he killed himself too. Yeah, can we move on? Nah, bro. On some shit, on some shit, you got to think about it like this. It's like, nigga. Yeah. You know the better judgment of what?

what you should do. No, 100%. If you're such a dick rider that you killed yourself and killed one of the greatest basketball players of all time because you didn't know how to tell him no, even though you knew

that it was unsafe conditions to drive. You should have been like, nigga, I don't give a fuck. Y'all can fire me, whatever. Nigger, I'm not going to fly this plane. But who says this wasn't protocol and shit they just do every week, you know?

It clearly was a freak accident, you know? It wasn't a freak accident, nigga. It wasn't a plan. Bro, duh, it wasn't planned. man, but I'm saying, it's never, it's never foggy like that. And, uh, were they, in L.A.?

No, no, not L.A. Where they were flying out of a nigga that lives in L.A. No, where they were flying out of, uh, like Calabasasas, whatever it is, it does get foggy out there in the morning. So how to fuck? So how to fuck did he not see that? You could confirm the fog. It'd be foggy in the morning.

Okay, so if it's foggy like that all the time, not all the time. Not all the time. The fucking mountain didn't just pop up out of nowhere. I know, but, like, I, like, I, I have to just like, I'm not, okay, I 100% agree with you with the fact that he's at fault, right? Because he's the driver or the flyer. But I have to say that like, you know, for anyone that's been in like in the employee, employee position and you have an important job to do. And your boss is like, dude, we got to get this done no matter what.

It's like, and you're just like putting everything out, throwing everything out the window just to get his job done. Yeah, throwing your life and everyone else's life out the window because you feel the pressure for your boss. Maybe I just never gave a fuck about holding a job that much, but I'm not going to die and kill a bunch of people and kill a bunch of kids for my job. So we don't know what happened because everyone passed away. And you're willing to put all blame on him, right? But what if, in fact, Kobe Bryant, hypothetically,

was stressing him out saying, no, dude, we got to go, bro. We have to go. I don't care, man. I'm paying you $10,000 a month to fly me. Let's go. Let's get out of here. That could have happened as well.

I don't know. No comment. You could argue that. You could argue that as well. I don't know. Dude, like nine people passed away that day, RIPP. Can we... Can we...

Wait, can I do my drip check first? Oh, yeah, yeah. Wait, I'm curious. But while you're doing that, Riley, you can pull it up. It's a hand. It's like a high five. Wait, it's a boob, bro. We're going to get demonetized.

So I got on some weird alien tities. Some in-four pants. Some bullshit ones. Some beastiality pants. Spliffmo hoodie. That's Smithmo hoodie is actually fire. Thank you, bro. Looks like good quality too.

That would be a cold chain. it would huh fuck or like some type of like figure no no no no good chain like a little toy that would bro that'd be a hard chain

good ebony beach club jacket too look at the back too no that's a fire jacket for sure you got fours on his ass you have like m4 on your buttcheye nga got fours on his ass yeah he's an m4 pants but why it's like a hand

for a head and titties on the bottom it's a number he's throwing the hand that's the same nigga that make them weak as uh the fucking fake he's They're not even trying to be Vizus. Yes, it is.

Literally the same shape. Is that the same guy who was giving everyone pants in here? Those pants suck. Okay. Shads my boy, Piro. No, but shout out of my boy.

He's too grown to be wearing these childish-ass pants, bro. I like these pants. He's a dog. These pants are chisdiv. Bro, I've seen you walk in with like bedazzled dick print. Like, fuck me back. Yes. No, I haven't.

I've seen literally someone like fucking. Blas, you have the worst pants of anybody that I know. Like, so I'm a big of hair. You dress like you live above a coffee shop. nigga. You dress like you live in the way honestly

Blasey doesn't have the worst pants but you do like to wear a leopard print or cheater print which is kind of strange. When do I wear a cheetah print

you know all the time bro he'd be at all the time you don't even do that he does you have some leopard or whatever he's color blind

I swear to God listen bro can someone pull up a clip of when the last time wore cheetah there's always those little little we bullied them out of

him we bullied them out of the cheetah no there's always you always you still always have little touches of cheetah prints somewhere

Where are both fucker. You love... I feel like your sleeve is like cheetah print. Oh yeah, wait, hold. Let's squeak on that, dude. The last time we saw you, it looked like you had a bunch of random tattoos on your hand. You had it faded in so now it looks like you have a... It's like a sleeve.

Yeah, I'm sleeved up right now, bro. It's tatted. It's crazy. Like, I didn't realize that I really had tattoos like that. But now, shout out to downtown Mac. I've dealt with tattoo arts in the past. I've told me that it's not smart for me to add smoke around it. Fuck them.

But we had tried it. I feel like it makes all these tattoos look a little better. It ties it all together. Join a fucking band, Travis Barker. Bro, I'm ready to join a band. If anyone wants to jam out, let me know. Jam out. Jam out is crazy.

Because you're basically, like, by adding all the smoke, you're like, you're giving up all that free space. You could add a little Y, little URIY, you know, maybe like a little tent talk. I already having the fucking no jumper co-holted on my arm. Like, I'm good. What do you mean? You got no high roller statues. He's talking about redacto.

You are I do Nah, let's grow up It's 2020 Let's grow up I'm a great man I'm a grown man I'm 20

Let's grow up is the crazy I'm 28 years old I should have kids by 90 Out of Hocke Brack It's never too late to start matured

You all got to remember Why are you so I want to say something that you said So bad But I'm like No bro The fuck Weirdo

The fuck Weirdo That's crazy I'd be sending you the most I'd be treating you like my fucking pastor You really are you guys I need the jacket yeah yeah Because I'll honestly tell you the deepest

craziest bro I don't know where I'm just like bro I wasn't ready to hear this right now I'd be having the dark even like I'd be having the darkest thoughts You were about to say that he saw me on FaceTime yesterday I'm gonna shut up Nah you know what

I was so mad yesterday That call pissed me off So he just saw my wrist fucking say nothing. Why would you say that call pissed me off and then say, be lazy. Be lazy. You're too... Well, you guys aren't a call talking about his Riz? Oh. Yeah, like, he was Rizzen.

Okay, I don't you want to know. Yeah, me neither. I call him Roy's Rizzy. You're jealous because you guys are on calls forever and he's on another call talking about his Riz. First of all, like... Shut the fuck up. I got Blasie Riz. You know, you like have like the rest of your life to be gay. You can like take a day off.

You're, you're... Bro, your girl's mom is like trying to like support you. She's trying to put whatever you were you can take a day off. Honestly, if you would have put the rainbow shirt on with this, it would have completed your fit, for real, for real. And my idea of you. My idea of you.

I mean, it would have made me look at you like a stand-up human. Bro, what? If I came out as gay, you guys would all treat me differently. It's not about you. Honestly, you came out gay? Wow, what the fuck? I'll fuck with you, bro. I'll fuck with you, bro.

I'm about to go find those vans. You're never going to design any more graphics for me. Wait, is it weak for me to steal Yuri's drip and go get those same vans? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He does it to me all the time. DM Riley's mom. She'll give you the world.

Oh, hey, nobody, damn Riley's mom. She is unden-in-en-able. I can just go to www.vans.com, and I'll find them, bro. They can say DM Riley's mom. That's horrible advice. At Riley's mom. Come on. Okay, we need to figure out what Riley's mom would feel about the new sneaker news.

of the week. Well, speaking of Vans. Yeah, speaking of Vance, we got the Awake New York Vans old school collection. Collaboration drops on January 6th. It says collection, not collaboration. It's a collaboration year. He's two different brands.

It's awake New York and... He's trying to say Vans. You just pulled Aidan Ross on us. What high school did you go to? What the fuck are you talking about? When you got two different brands together, what does that call? Collaboration, but you went...

It's a collection. You said collaboration. Your jacket looks like that noise you just made. I mean, you're just called house for my name. Your jacket looks like, I should like a goose bumps. I got goosebumps intro. I'm sorry, I'm sorry to cut you off.

I don't even care. $75. Release date January 6th. Wait, which is tomorrow? Release date tomorrow. Damn, okay, Matt. Did Mac make this? Oh shit, okay, Mac.

Max said new year, new year, new drip. He was watching some of Blasey's Photoshop streams, apparently. Bro, he went crazy on this. Shout to my boy, man. Those are hard. I'm not going to lie. Okay, Yuri, I see you. Those are the Tyler Creator ones.

Come on. I felt that. Those are the Yuri creators? Yeah, these are definitely. These are the Blassey's rocking them because they got cheater print, but. They're hard. I'm not going to lie to you. Those are hard.

I like both of them. That's that E-Drip right there. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. Yeah, honestly, honestly, I'll rock them too.

I'm not gonna hate, I'm not, I'm not mad at them. I'm not mad at them at all. I was phone and spark. Mm. Well, I like the yellow more. Yeah, the yellow is fire. I don't like the yellow. Really?

Nah, the black and yellow is better. Wait, now that look, it looks like, it looks like, either like a shatter slab or maybe like piss on the floor. I don't know. Honestly, I need both pair. Fuck it. True. They're probably 75 bucks, right?

The green ones, like, the green ones are hell of. They're both fire. They're both fire. The pink stripe? Come on, right. The pink stripe makes it. This is like a purpleish, like lavenderish. Like Lavender's right.

That's that high roller green right then. Yeah, facts. Bro. You have to agree, though. Tyler Creators fucking with these heavy. Yeah, he probably already has them. He probably for sure has them. All right, we got topic two.

All right, let's... Wait, hold. What do we think about those shoes? You guys copping? I'm gonna give them a nine or two. I... I give the green ones at nine out of ten, for me. I'm giving it, like, maybe like a seven out of ten,

but I'm still would like to wear them. What are you giving these? Keep it a stack right now. These? One, two. One? One? I'm gonna give those

8 out of 10 Yeah, I would give them Like an 8 or 9 out of 10 Now they're looking at them I'm like bro like this is This is really cool It's almost like a tie-dye But it's like a lightning

But is this like an example of vans looking at all the custom creators out there who are hand painting The shit and they're like Fuck that we're screen prints And we're taking your shit No it's hard though No it's still hard but like

The design look like you can skate your ass off Oh really It just gives me like yeah Like early like I don't know Like 80s skater vibes It looks like it looks like like you got a matching thrasher shirt like that you know oh my god if i wear a thrash i'm glad you didn't wear that yeah exactly how it looks what it looks like

came like zoomies or something all right the next shoe we got is the air jordan three white cement reimagined march 11th two hundred and ten dollars are these the ones you were juiced about i don't know well you got to pull out the pictures you sent something to the group chat where you're like those are fours okay okay i have these exact cement threes that like look exactly like this because they're old as fuck. So they have like the yellowing. Oh my God. I literally have these exact three.

But what's different about these compared to the ones you have, the originals? They literally just... No, I mean, yeah, that's... Okay, so basically what they did is once you have them for a long time like this, the heel tabs and the soul will start yellowing a little bit. So they basically just made them like pre-aged almost. And it's still not going to fall apart when you wear it. No, no, yeah, yeah, exactly.

These are brand new. That's pretty cool. I'm not going to lie. these are crispy than a ho Jay's be falling apart well like when they're 24 years old they're fucking 20 years old

yeah they've been sitting in the box do you ever feel like damn like they ain't just stop bringing back these classics nah these are hard I'm not gonna lie

but I'm not gonna lie would piss me off a little bit because like I had to hunt down the OG version of these I had no idea they were about to bring them back in like two years but there's still ways people

could tell which one's OG no one thousand people I remember I didn't even walk in those shit yeah no but they they literally made these to to like give it the aged look

yeah yeah it's hard but I want those man I have so many of them I have like three pairs of those me honestly as for those shoes they're all beat those when you don't want those

you don't want the beat ones I know right wait honestly for those shoes that we're just looking at I fuck with them right but it's like my same argument like we always have I've seen people wearing those in high school in 2012

and now they're releasing them again and people are still as juice. You gotta think about it. The company's juice. They're like, fuck, yes. People are still buying this crap. But it's whatever, you know, but. It's like the little subtle differences.

I don't remember the last time they released white cement threes, especially with the Nike Air on the ankle instead of the, uh, the Jordan. Yeah. Like these specific ones, like those are the, the original, like,

first Air Jordan 3s. But this is coming from a person who's not like a Jordan Shoe fan. For people who are like big Jordan Shoe fans, like you're going to have the perspective you have, which is like, yo they haven't released this in forever and now you get to rock them and also keep mine I'm not gonna love I'm definitely buying those because I

I don't have to wear the OG ones You could display them or whatever you want yeah no I should display them because they're gonna fucking you're gonna fucking disintegrate No yeah if I don't shout tozzo Wait when did these come out March 11 damn that's fucking far away That's far away also I want to I want to expel some conspiracies out there About what? You smacking me on the last episode

Oh yeah you did We're literally in the middle. That shot was crazy. Can we finish this and then do that? Yeah. All right, because this is my favorite shoe. The last shoe is going to be the pawn shop skate co. Nike SB high.

Oh, no, I thought this was those Jordans I said. Never mind. Pondshop Skate Co. Never heard of it. It's cool. Oh, no. Let's pull it up and see it. The release date is to be announced for $125.

I've talked a lot of shit, you know, about like all their, you know, random little things where it seems like the same old shoe, but it is cool how they are. go out of the way to collab with small skate shops and small brands, you know? I've never heard of Ponce Skate Shop. Like, none of us probably have. These definitely are some, uh, some, like, pot Lord's type vibes. Nah, I'm not rocking. I don't, I never like dunk highs.

I like the leather dunk highs. I, but I don't like the, the little wings that has. Other than that, I like the whole shoe. Get it? Because you're about the, you're going to take off. I get, well, I feel that. Peace. What sucks is, I gotta take a shit again.

Oh my God. What sucks is like someone's going to fucking skate these and completely demolish them. Are you down to skate for higher runners? I've been told you yes 100% yes man let's do it whenever I'll do it at 8 in the morning 8 at 8 you know 5 in the morning No he just needs to fuck around

Make some fucking skate shoes already but yeah I'm not I'm not in it oh they're called pawn shops Well it's a collab with this company I'm not yeah I'm not into the history channel pawn shop No no no that's some Covina shit Look at that Shout out Covina damn Shout to West Coe look at the gold little tassas

Shout to West Coe That's not bad I fuck with them Speaking of skating hurry I talked about little wing going pro yet i talked about on 10 talks i just actually i just dropped a clip today on harmonious man clips you want to hear my opinion on the whole little wayne thing but let's talk about that shit right i was going to say that i didn't want to speak on it right because i know how controversial this topic can be because people can be like you're a hater you're blah blah blah you're this you that paulard called me we're just talking right and then he's just like bro

you see that little wane shit and he's like isn't that some bullshit i'm like yes i'm like thank you someone agrees with me that like you know has like a has a normal view on this stuff where... Okay, what were you gonna say? Well, I wanna hear you'd like the end of it. So basically my opinion on it is like, I talked about this on the clip I'm talking about,

but just to summarize it, like, I've been friends with this dude named Cookie Doe, right? Well, like, you know, close friends, by, like, I've been around him a couple times. He was very, very good. He was on all these companies. He was amateur for a long time and everyone around him, all his friends

and all the people around him were saying, why isn't this dude pro, blah, blah, he should be pro and he's been am for a long time. And basically just thanks to, like his supporters, they were like kind of pushing the movement, he ended up becoming pro, right? That's a good, happy ending story. But there's a lot of really good amateur skaters,

not even amateur skaters, just people who are maybe sponsor or flow, who are ridiculously good. And they don't, I guess, have enough clout and they don't get the recognition they deserve, right? But then Lil Wayne, just because of his clout and his, you know, his celebrity, he gets this pro model. That's cool.

And also the fact that he's able to do basically anything he wants And also skateboarding is like challenging. It hurts. You can fall. He's so rich. He doesn't have to deal with all that extra stress, right? He wants to do it because he genuinely fucks with it. That is awesome.

But in my opinion, like, in 10, 20 years, if this trend continues, right? If, like, I was bringing this example of, like, if Taylor Swift, her son starts skateboarding. And just because Taylor Swift is the biggest celebrity ever, she gets a pro model. And then the Rock Johnson gets a pro model. We're having a little oozy going to be pro for almost. That's what I'm saying. And then, like, in 10 years, once, like, all. this like the reason why

skateboarding in my opinion I've seen Lil Wayne Dex though before yeah but it's like But this one they're considering a pro model It's like all right bro I fuck with Lil Wayne And the whole of him Same I got I got sorry to the same But continue

I fuck with the whole him trying to skate shit But like to be like You know try to surprise You know like how they You know like when they surprise somebody To skateboard that's a tradition Yes it is It's a tradition

It's a tradition bro For them they try to try to do that whole little shit Where they're like You've been dedicating your whole whole life to this dude. Like you're pro. Like, first of all, like, what's the background of the company that, like, signed

them? Like, is it almost? Is it like a real skate company? Isn't it like, thank you skateboards or something else? I kind of got, like, I forgot the name. I'm trying to remember right now. I think it's thank you. I don't know, but I seen Ralph of the P. called him out. Can you?

You know what I'm saying? He was like, how does this nigga get a pro board? He can't even bus tricks. All he do is drop in. And what's up with that. And that's what I'm saying. And like, you know what it's like, it's kind of people can say it's like a little bit of like a low ball hit to be like, yo dude, look at your skill level, whatever it is, whatever it is, right?

But my argument was the reason why people even, the reason why skateboarding is on the pedestal it is right now is because the core ground skateboarders who have been doing it for years now, right? They kept this like kind of like level of like, you know, like you have to keep at a certain level to be pro, that you have to be a certain class. And like, quality control. There was so much quality control in skateboarding. and that's why it's so well respected, right?

And then now it's going to be so watered down. In 10, 20 years, once people made all their bread, once people had all the juice they could suck out of it, in 10, 20 years, once skateboarding doesn't have all the credentials that has anymore because it's been all watered down, all these celebrities, they could just walk away from it and be like, yeah, that was a thing I did in the past. I don't care now.

But there's people who dedicated their whole lives to it, and so, you know, whole thing to them. But you could say that argument onto any type of medium. That's true. know, like, just because, you know, Kanye West or Lady Gaga are, like, platinum selling artists, that doesn't mean that, like, you shouldn't make music.

You know what I'm saying? And, like, my whole question... No, no, that's not it. Well, here... It's a different example. This is what's going to help me for my, like, ultimate, like, perspective on it.

Like, what defines a pro skateboarder? It's the fact that they get able to pay off their rent and, like, as a professional, like, you're... So that's my, that's my perspective on being a professional. That's not the definition. I think as long as you're able to pay your bills, you're professional X.

Like, if you get paid for skateboarding, that's professional. I guess, you know, your professional tattoo artist, so you get paid the tat and you,

you know, you drive around that gas and all that, I guess by the, it's different in skateboarding, bro. That's not, that's not the same thing. It's like,

by the book, by terms, I guess, yes. Is there like a, like, a, like, like,

like, like, like, like regulators and a board they have to, no, no, but let me ask you this, I think it was just a reach.

Let me put this example in your ballpark, right? What if I had so much celebrity? I was like almost the Michael Jackson of the world, right? And then I just decided to start doodling and like getting in your lane of like making little doodles and like and like making t-shirts and ass trays and all this stuff. Right? And then people start going like Michael Jackson's going crazy with this blah blah, whatever. They give them all their respect in the world. You wouldn't feel like, damn like bro, like this will just completely enter my lane based off a celebrity, not based off.

talent. Nope. That happens every day. Hell no. What? There's, bro, I'm aware of people follow me, you know, out of the 90,000 motherfuckers who support me, there's going to be, there's bound to be one famous person in there just like, oh, this is how you do it. You know, it's all good. I ain't tripping. Like, they can't, you know, you can't buy this shit, you know, you can't argue that way. You can't argue that way. Well, it's a little, it's, you're kind of like comparing like apples and oranges because with like, whenever you drop clothes, you know, you could be, you know, what if I never thought of an idea of my life? You feel me? I could still conduct a team and be seen as a professional.

With skateboarding, it's a one-man army. So you are representing yourself. You cannot be like, oh, this is the brand. I'm talking about from the perspective of a person who's hung out with many different skateboarders. I met hell of talented kids who never got signed yet. Who have dedicated their lives to the shit. And not only that, but some of them have actually gone to the point of amateur, right, or whatever it is. Yeah, we get flow all that.

Flow all that, right? But just maybe based off their style. or the way they look, people just don't gravitate towards it. And I guess it's more of a business decision, nothing personal type of shit, right? It's like, hey, your boards don't sell sorry. Lil Wayne's boards sell $10,000 a day. So sorry, whatever your name may be. The proof is in the pudding, though.

It's in the word professional, you know what I'm saying? Like that you're going to have to have some level of business orientation to be considered a professional. So of course you're going to have to be Ryan Sheckler. You got to be the band marjerry. You got to be marketable, you feel? but there's also, there's plenty of skateboarders, you know, who just aren't, who just aren't handsome and, like, aren't cool as them that could still work.

That's true. But you see the same with music, you know? At the end of the day, here's my take, right? Is, yes, Lil Wayne is bringing new eyes to skateboarding. He's bringing new sponsors and new, you know, people to skateboarding that probably would not have fucked with it if Lil Wayne did not fuck with it. That's a good thing, right? It's bringing money to skateboarding, which helps out the new people or the underground

people that I'm talking about as well, right? But I'm just saying that I feel like this could potentially, in the 5 to 10 year range water down skateboarding to such a point that it pops to bubble and people are gonna look at a skateboarding

as like a yo-yo they're gonna be like oh man that thing that fucking the Rock Johnson used to promote yeah whatever I think the heritage is like so strong right now

well let's hope it stays strong but a part of the heritage is keeping the quality standards you know well

that is all in the building man you know if what they say if a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, did it really fall? You know? Yeah.

How is that compared to this? I think that like... If a Blasey kills a leopard and makes it into a jacket... Did the leopard even... Exit. The nigger. The nigger killed the panther.

If there is somebody that do deserve a pro-bore, is this, nigga. I've been telling me... The thing is. No, no. He's not that hard, though. I appreciate you so much, but I can honestly say...

You're in a little way, and I put it to you like that. Yeah. That's true, but he's, you know, he's double my age. I whooped to that. No, you did. I whipped your...

But I have to say I do not. I do not deserve a pro model board by a. I'm not even close. Not even close to that. But I'm just saying I know the standard. No, if anything, hey, if any skate shots want to work with me, I'm down to do a pro board. If you guys can make me a professional skateboarder, I'm down to work. If you get a pro model board, I'm replacing the tile you shed on in my kitchen, dude.

With what? With what? Another tile. Forbidden tile. He's going to do more work for no reason. He's going to just strip his whole kitchen floor And I'm gonna go pro Make it to replace all memories of Blasey.

Listen, almost and fucking Baker If y'all want a whole collection for free, just, you know? Wow, really. Blasie, really? Blasie's a Blasie, philippeas. Don't his wait around. They finish.

Blasie's going to be just driving by a skate park and you're surprised. I'm like, oh, God. Yeah, oh, God. You know, Blasie's willingness to like trade something for a collection is crazy. Oh, my, shut up. Don't even start. Yo, that's how it works, guys. Yo, fuck getting good at skateboarding.

Everyone, get some clout, get some Photoshop skills in, and then trade a whole collection for a pro model. Easy. Trade a stream for a pro model. Boom, yeah, fuck that. Yeah, whatever. A dollar a, a, fucking brand. Yeah, a dollar a brand.

Yo, I'll make you guys as many brands as possible. Not about real shit, though, and any skate shots want to fuck with me. And you could prove that you'll make a professional? Let's get it in. A dollar graphic screen where he has to, he has to design a new graphic every time. $1. $1.00.

And then the track could just take it and sell it. You can't take ownership with the graphics. Huh? They've done that before. For real? Yeah.

Working on the bank ball runs on camera and someone bull-legged that shit like the next day. Wow. The next day? Yeah, I don't know. I get a fuck.

It's so easy, though. It's so hard being influential. That's crazy. They were on it, bro. You got to give him props. Like, damn. That's what I'm saying.

It's a couple of people on man, but whatever. Nah, listen, bro. I feel like that just comes with the territory, bro. It comes with, like, being the ghost. Hey, you could be great, but you can't be lazy. Okay. Wow.

You did that. You did that. Okay. Did Riloh Rodriguez fucking ghost right there for you? That was crazy. Rilo, shout to Rilo, man. You could be great, but you can't be lazy. Bro.

Wow. Nogginz dumb as hell. Long live P&B, niggas, I hate to see you eating. Oh. Shout out to Rylela Rodriguez. That's deep. Yeah. No,

Rylos said some real show. He said, I bought a pit bull in hopes we could trade spines. I just want my dog back. And hope you could trade spines? That's a deep. Yeah, I want my dogs back. Like, his back is spine?

He bought a pit bull just to trade in hopes they get spines. Yeah, yeah. Explain this to here. I'm so long. So, you know, like you're my dog, right? Okay. All right. He wants his spine back because it's spines in his back.

so he wants his dog back because that's his homie, he died. Yeah, you know what I'm him? He also said someone threw Viagra pills down a drain hole. The street's getting harder. Yo. You are not fin to play with Riloh.

Oh my God. That's far. What the fuck? This is what I'm talking about with the Gucci man shit. Being able to be serious and comedic at the same time. You can't lie.

That's comedic, bro. But he's not trying to be comedic. No, yes, he is. It is. That's serious comedic. Remember days smoking Durant's? Durant? Durant's? I never left my warriors.

Wow. Riloh. Rylo Rodriguez. They do Viaggar down the storm drain. The streets getting harder. Bro. Most of y'all like camera roll, y'all got to keep an image.

Bro, please keep going. I know. I'm thinking, I'm like, what instance? Y'all like vampires can't. No, my favorite one is, uh, it's just saying like,

I'm from the Philippines. I got a win. I won't ever tie. Wow. Like, like, like, when it's like N-G-Y-E-N,

like you really pronounce it. Not Nguyen. You say like, win? Yeah, yeah. So that's a Filipino. I can never tie.

That's definitely a Filipino last name. Wow. Hey, talk to Riloh, not me. No, I'm saying. No, I'm saying.

I'm saying like that. I will hear stuff like that at work, bro. When I'm just, working and I'm like I'm gonna make something hard tonight yeah I swear to God now that's the recipe no for real shout to right we would love to have you as a guest here

Rylo bro that thing is not gonna talk give me some yeah yeah you gotta do is trade a fucking graphic yeah I give you collection come on I would do that

I will give Rylo collection if he pulled up let me start your street with Brian nigga you better give him like a 20 piece collection hell nah how many pieces like four Like four? That's crazy.

Bro, that's the most Your favorite rapper. That's your favorite rapper, bro. Is your favorite, bro? Is it not? That is your favorite rapper. Yeah, it's facts. So if you're going to meet right them,

you might as well meet right them all the way and give him a whole crazy collection. Here we go. You need to give him a 16 pieceer. So I just want to- I just want to say Ashton-Mir-Rail is crazy. The shot was hell of crazy.

When you smacked Yuri's fucking hand, it looked like you slapped the shit out. You, no, you went like, like that. It was right at my face. But why? It looked like you got hit. It did not get hit.

You made it look like you got hit. Yeah. It looked like I got hit. But you made it look like you got hit. That wasn't my fault. It wasn't my fault. The way you jumped, the way you jumped made it seem like we actually hit you.

And why the fuck was my knee like on the floor like that? What do you mean? I don't know. That video was just nuts. That video was crazy. I'm not going to lie, it really did look like we smacked. I smacked this shit. Hey, and tell me why.

Look, last week, house. phone. We were just, uh, I was just, you know, kicking back in my office. We were watching content.

And then house phone calls me on like 4 a.m. Probably like, yeah, like 5 a.m. And then he decides to, uh, we just go on the fucking internet and just like, did a deep fucking lore search of what?

To the funniest fucking content, bro. I don't know. We were just watching. Me and this nigga was on like, like, like, we went to Reddit and changed the thing from like,

like top post of the year or some shit. Oh, my. Yeah, yeah, you were all the photos at like 6 a.m. Bro, that shit was so funny, bro. Because it's a lot of shit that, like, gets, like, missed within the cracks. Like, you'll just miss some viral shit every now. I'll definitely go, like, like, tap in on there, like, you know, every couple of days or some shit like that.

Or, like, if I know some funny shit happened, like, you know what I'm saying? But I just know if it's seriously funny, like, a fan or what of y'all was saying? Bro, can I, I'm, I know people don't want us to talk about it, but the, the flaco training montage, that shit had me. I didn't see that. What are you talking about? He trains? It's a video titled

Like Flaco Training for the Lush Fight And it's like I was fucking dying laughing When I saw it Oh my God You should have came You should have came prepared with it Yeah you're over here saying false information It's not even false but

You know, you should have had the video for it Well we're gonna pull up Reddit on disconnected now Fuck it. We should definitely do it like Yeah, we should do that A Reddit reaction No, because you know what How else would be like

since we can't log in on Instagram, that would be a great idea is to have people post their fits in the Reddit. And then we pull it up. Dript check. Under the drip check thing. Yeah. Should we do that today?

Do it right now. Bro, do it. Yeah, we honestly. Everybody right now. We're checking in 30 minutes. 30 minutes. We have the disconnected. It says the conversation tab.

Go under the disconnected conversation tab and then. And post your best fit picks in the Reddit right now and put a hashtag no jumper drip check. And we'll. we're all house phone bro we're all gonna go home fucking just depress put L Dracula me and Blasie got to stop beefing on the show

because we really don't beat Dude people really think you guys have a thing I love it though because I don't go fuck Like this is my homie Like me and him You got remember like Am I gonna fucking let anyone say half this shit Yeah I know right

But I mean that's the thing though It's like you know this is WUE We're gonna exaggerate on camera Like this is we're gonna be We're gonna exaggerate on camera. Because like he's not going to call me one day on the phone like Oh fuck you,

Buzzie. Yeah, you're a piece of shit by the way. Fuck you and hang up like he's always love like yo what you want. Shit slide on me bro, you know? Bro, literally we have. We don't.

We never sent each other a serious text like hey, bro. I didn't like that shit. Outside of the shit from last week. You honestly go to the side. You're like, hey, bro, don't ever. I've never seen house phone angry.

Like, at least that mean. He'd be having his little fucking diva fits. No, I see household like in his like in his moods where he doesn't want to talk to anyone and he's like, no response. But I've never seen a flip out on someone going like, fuck you. You're not going to see me flip out unless I'm trying to fight.

This is the biggest let you teller. He's like the passenger driver, bro. Yeah. He loves judging how you drive when you're not even driving, my boy. No, because you know why, bro, I legit almost die three different times in accidents where I wasn't driving where somebody else was driving me. That's just bad luck. So I got PTSD, bro.

No, I feel that. Like, you feel me? And it was all my friends just being stupid. Popazant about it, bro. Fuck that. Bro, you be driving crazy. Nah? You'll be, y'all been in the car, this nigga.

Actually, I've never seen him drive crazy, to be honest. But I've never been in the car with him while he drove. He cranks his, he cranks the music up retardedly, like the loudest he can go. And he just smashes on the fucking pedal. Bro, can I be fair that, dude, dial it down a little bit? Dude, one of the craziest. I'll be lowering down the bass now. One of the craziest driving experiences I had was with fucking Adam, dude.

I remember one time I, bro, thank you. One time I, everybody. It was a long time ago, right? I got on the passenger seat with Adam. I don't know why. We had to go somewhere together, right? Just me and Adam. He was driving.

Bro, he has his phone out. Literally. The whole time. And he's just like, and his car is hell fast. It breaks and fucking accelerates very quickly. And he just like, br-ch or just fucking, at one point where-

At one point where- At one point we're waiting at a red light and I see like a left turn signal where it's like the last second and he's still like, you know, fucking flicking to Twitter or whatever it is. And just like with the corner of his eyes. I just boom and just makes his last

the left turn. I was like holding on like this dude. I was like, yo. But look, Gary, like, and take this from someone who like drove for them for two years. Oh, at ballet? I drove a van for two years.

I'm like, what do you mean? Drove for a second. I drove for two years. Yeah, I'm like, I drove for two years at the airport. I was driving trucks. That's what I did for a little before this. Driving circles around L.A.X?

I'll let you tell it. Yeah, I'll let you tell it. I'm, you're really trying to question who I am, aren't you? Y'all want to call my old co-worker Hey, we know Yeah, can we get your old coworker on the line?

Alex Luis, your fucking high school homies hooked me up with the airport job. Anyways, drove for a long time. I enjoy driving. One thing I would say is there's a latency for about 30,

for about three seconds of a red light just in between. People don't want to crash as much as you don't. They're not going to, you know, go ahead, take advantage of that. Nah, some people are fucking dumb

and they would like, they don't want to let you over. Listen, listen, I'm a thousand and oh with fucking driving experiences. I never crash. I want to talk to your old 1000 and no right now, right now. Hey, this guy,

this nigga was on the freeway and still didn't cry. Yeah, you have a force filled around you or some show like that, dude. Hey, call what you want. Yeah, call what you want. That's crazy.

I'm a season driver, Bryce and drive for a living, man. Believe it or not. I'm going to pull up a video being a van, bro. Yeah, I want to call one of your old coworkers be like, yeah, how long has he been fucked with an ex, uh, fucking with Etsy?

Nah, they're going to be like, yo, he's always on that at lunch and shit. It was crazy. No, listen, I know, I know why you feel like that because when I was on tour with Father in Danger Incorporated, we were driving from L.A. to Chicago and like we're like in a rush. Like we like, it's going to take us about 26 hours to get there or some shit like that.

And we had to be there by the next night. So we had to drive through the late night early morning. And the homie already been driving for Mad Long. So I'm like, fuck it. I'll take over, right? Take his phone. Look, I'm like. I'll show y'all.

Look, look, I'm like, I'll take over, right? So I take over, but the thing is, nigga, I'm driving through the worst part of the fucking whole, the whole tour. I'm driving through Denver, like, or like some, something in that area, like the Rocky Mountains or some shit. Nigger, we got no motherfucking chains or nothing on the sprinter van. And I'm like listening to Dee Savage or something trying to change the music. and my home girl the DJ is in the passenger seat she's like nigga put your phone down

we're sliding through black ice and shit but like I'm good though I'm good though like but like bro it's cliffs it's cliffs and shit to where nigga if we slide off this cliff we're literally dead but the academy makes everything going slow

there's no it was like it was some it was certain parts where it was no fucking railing yeah hell no you're on like a mountain like side nigga we're driving through the rocky We're driving from L.A., from L.A. through Chicago. Bro, you got to make a song about driving, driving through the Rocky Mountains. It's me.

I don't know. Oh, my God. Let me see. Blase is showing us a video of him in a fucking workout fit. High as fuck off the park. This is the Blasie that I actually met. This is the Blasey you met. I didn't know you had a regular-ass job back then, though.

Bro, are you kidding me? I swear. Wait, where did you find that? Is that in your photo? album? That's in my fucking my Snapchat. You know how I was real. Damn, niggas came a long way, bro. Damn, nigga you can start a Snapchat?

I don't. I had to redownload that shit. Although I'm not done. This thing is crazy. He re-downloaded it just to find the... This nigga's crazy. Just to find that video. Bro, look at me in the fucking van. That's one of the telty trucks, bro. What kind of van is it? One of them short ones that got the

tailgate's the living in the back. That's the kind of a van it is. Look, bro. He's like, you want a graphic? Quit playing with me. Wait, where was you working at? What was that? What kind of job was at? I was driving.

I was moving freight. I wasn't at the airport. I didn't have a suit and tie. I was never at the airplane. I didn't have it. I had an L.A.X badge, but pretty much I was picking up boxes from all the surrounding warehouses around it. You go to Lufthansa.

You go to Air Korea. And they pretty much have these freight boxes. Sometimes it's cars. Sometimes it's fucking records. Our business was medical devices. So it was like rats and fucking like specimens and shit like that. We would take that up to Valencia. Yeah.

And we'd also take the San Diego every day. So I'd go pick that shit up at the airport. Go drop that shit off. I did that for about 10 to 11 hours a day for two years. So you went from LAX to six flags to San Diego. Yeah. Damn. That's a lot of driving.

Yeah, Monday. Sorry, it was Tuesday through Thursday, Saturday and Sunday. That's a lot of driving. Yeah, Fridays and Mondays are my days off for two years. But I have fun doing it. You feel me? You were smoking doing this? Yeah, if you could drive.

Keep it at that hour. That's your job. On the weekends, because on weekdays, they're on my ass. You feel me? But I was the youngest one there. The youngest. Like I said, the reason, like, your high school, homies, the reason I got, like, this fucking job. Yeah.

Shout out to my boy. That's how I get really deep. Yeah, shout out to Puk, but shit, I was working with Puk at 18 knocking on doors in SoCal. So that's even deeper with me in Housephone. But now I'm talking about, like, Louie and the shout to Louie and Allen, man. Yeah. That's crazy, bro.

All right. You know what else is crazy? You never met glue, huh? Glue? Never met the fire name? Shout to glue from Vallejo, man. He lived out there for a bit. bit.

That's where girls from? Wait, no. No, he lived out there in Hawthorne. You said Vallejo, nigger. He's from Vallejo, but he ended up moving over there with Allen and Louie. Listen, it's a lot of, it's a lot of Hawthorne Legends, bro. Hothorn lore. Shut on Harthorn.

I'm not a lot. Growing up in Hawthorne was fun, bro. All right, hell of him he's a hotthorn growing up. I'm not going to lie. It was fun just because, like, it was really a melting pot of people. I wish, bro, if the dirt itself had, had, like, cameras around it 24-7, bro, that shit would have been like. We needed a documentary. It would have been insane.

It was a lot of shit going on. No, they used to have the girl, the girl warehouse, like in Garda. What was it? Gardina. Between Gardena and Hawthorne, you know, that always just escaped from, like, Lennon. That sounds like one of those spots. Nigel, we used to escape from the dirt to Fairfax.

Nah, like on some wild shit. Oh, some wild ass of shit. Yeah, I've rode a fixie bike from Gardina to, like, Venice Beach before. I went from fucking, I think, O.C. The Venice. Shut the fuck up. No, that's crazy. O.C.

How did you get to O.C.? That's crazy. O.C. You took the fucking crazy. You took the freeway? Yes, bro. No. How the fuck did you get from O.C.?

Bro, you just on a bike. You just take the riverbed so you get to the 6th fight. You hit Rosecrans. Then you go to November can hit Manchester. Once you hit Manchester, Lincoln. I get you that. Lincoln, come on now, bro. I really do this.

I used to hit Critical Mass, man. They try to play with my character. Bro, this is crazy. OC to the... That's crazy. What part of OC? What was Azusa? Nah,

where that dams that? Nigger, Nizuza is way closer than Orange County. You have to pass how many, you have to pass

Azusa. I'm not talking fucking like Redondo or like this nigga or like this nigga fucking Blassey

Armstrong like what the fuck bro I got that nigga is going on straight up marathons like what the fuck is you

on the bike now oh my god here's this guy trying to fuck in nobody want to see ain't nobody want to see you

sitting on the little ass seat man that shit ate it all up I'm gonna see that Yo, what the fuck?

That's crazy. What the fuck? Bro, that was the craziest thing you could have said, bro. I'm not going to watch you, bro. Hell no, bro. Hell, yeah. Wait, wait. It's more impressive if you used on to fix you with no brakes.

Yeah, bro, what you mean? I know how to skid. I know how to pop the curve. Yeah, you had some skids on the seat. I used to really do that. Man, shout to everyone. He used to do Salvador. He got there. In Southgate, we used to roll every Saturdays, man. Come on now.

Okay, look. No brakes. No brakes. I was riding fixies for like three years. I was going all up in North Korea town. Bro, you were a nerd if you had a fixie with, the whole point of it being called a fixie. No, you were not a nerd. It's like the best way to get around town when you didn't have a car. The whole point of it being called a fixie is not is it not having breaks, bro. No, it's not true. Because it's fixed. It's fixed. What are you talking about? Because, yeah, it's fixed gear. But you know what's funny about fix gear is like those Bikes, those bikes are designed to be a road on that fucking track.

I forgot what it's called or whatever it is. It's like literally designed just to be rode on that track. It's not really made to be road on the street. We used to ride things. It's kind of like it's counterinting. No, hanging bitches. You used to be running scrimmages. Not fig, man.

Aw beach boulevard, man. Come on. It was definitely hose out of there. Those are a lot lizards, though. No, back in the day, like when I was in high school, bro, like, bitches all in front of the content fashion. How do you pick someone up on? Hell not.

No, we would egg them. Not for real. Whoa. Getting chased by Terell? Wait, you just got... No, no, no, no. You just ride it around with a pocket full of eggs.

We did that one. I can't act like this. What are you doing? You were egging prostitutes on... We ate. No, on Long Beach Boulevard. And like Paramount. It's not the same shit.

Compton, same shit. That's like basically like egging a homeless... Downy, same shit. Just giving Long Beach Boulevard a delicious breakfast. The fuck is wrong. No, they still more. shit on there. That's one blade that they just they said fuck all that shit.

They had at Walmart, it's hell of different. Right, once Walmart came through. All right, listen, listen. All right, let's get into the cold of the news now, man. The first motherfucking collaboration that we got. Yes. Got the undercover Verdi collab. January 8th via the undercover website.

Undercover and Verdi. I haven't heard of either brand. Verdi is a person. Okay. Undercover is a Japanese, like, brand. Like a high. and street wear brand. He's not like the Niners quarterback

right now. Like his famous design is this sweater that says like girls don't cry. Oh, okay, okay, okay. That's his shit. Right there it says girls don't. He's like,

he's like, uh, he's like, like his, he's like, he's like Nigo's protege or some shit. Right, yeah. Let's say pussy make strong bones. No,

shot to the rope. That's the rope. Ropoda. Wasted youth? Yeah. That shit's hard. That was like the monitor. That was like his full block.

brand name actually. I felt with this. I like you. That design is, I don't know. Yeah, me personally, I think that undercover and

this, I don't really like this. I like the color ways, though. I think that, I don't know, I think these just got to have substance.

I like that last shirt. That last shirt was cool. This shirt, I mean, this is definitely Yuri vives. This crew neck is fire. I would wear it. What?

You know, I fuck with this? No. It's just yeary vibes. You would come through with this in some short shorts and let's just keep it real, though,

like if fucking. VBS and bear again. If, if designer Joe on Instagram hits you, you'll want to send you this, you might even be on red.

I would say no. You're right, you're right. You know what I'm saying? It's like, nah. This is, this is that.

I would know, I would wear this. I like this. That little bunny character is like, is like very, uh, iconic verde. You think this is a hit at a,

uh, Danny the pink? This is a hit at Six Flags. Damn, I'm not going to lie. Might be a little lie to you. Six Likes merch. This graphic?

This is kind of crazy. No, No, no, no, no. This is crazy. Undercover. How are they going to do my boy Vandy like that? They could have at least threw him in. They could have threw him in on the collab, though.

Yeah. Or maybe that's his way of laying people know that he was part of it. That just blew my mind a little bit, bro. They even got the eyes on it and all of that. Yeah. Nah, they got my nigger, Vandy. Well, Van Dink is a designer who's being crazy. You know what's crazy?

The last couple years, man. He's been going nuts. But listen, it's crazy because, like, him and the guy. from this collab, kind of share the same space. It's just Verdi been doing it longer. They get boxed in the same parameters off. The Q's personalization.

So, like, his whole thing is, like, Vandy's burger shop or, like, his thing is Vandy the Pink, but, like, he does a lot of, like, these burger designs. We're starting beef right now. No, we're not starting beef. We're pointing out.

Listen. We're honestly, unlocking the floodgates and we're draining the swamp. I'm trying to think of a Riloh bar of like Uh Wait hold like Like a ball head

I could never die Yo speaking of a of draining the swamp I want to ask your opinion on this block Wait wait wait hold on hold on hold on okay I'll keep this They they stole my They stole my burger I had to keep an eye out like Vandy Because he got eyes on the burger

True Okay I'll talk to Riloh about it I'll confirm whether it's fire or not. Blasie, what do you think about? We got a joke. Toad bags. I don't know why you don't drop them. No, we got the prescription.

Wait, no, but that's not a regular. Understand that it's regular. Yeah, come on now. I'm saying that like, with the tote bag where people sprinted the dime's side, I'm like, I've seen, I have so many of them already. Like, how many do people need, bro? Bro.

Because like, if they're trying to say no. If every brand, if every brand, drop the toad bag, how many toebags do you need? Bless you, bless you. You can make the same market. I literally saw it with a projectile come out your mouth and nose. My bad, bro.

No, his fuzzy net collected all the germs. It's fine. No, but I think that like, you know, I mean, you can claim the same argument on hats, fucking shoes. How many shoes do you need, you know? Toad bags is just like another accessory of the whole ensemble.

Me personally. It's super easy to like just give them something more tangible than a t-shirt or a hoodie. And you could, You could release the same graphic on a t-shirt, hoodie, tote bag. You want to see your closet like whack-a-mole in the sense that like as soon as you get a t-shirt, you're like, fuck, now I need a tote. Since you got a tote, I don't have no pants, I need pants.

Need some socks. Need some vix. Because, nigga, you got a-oh. This is the LGBT-Q, like, anti-I-I-D-Gie. Yeah, yeah. You say you wouldn't design for me if I was gay, Lazzie, so let you tell it. I would love to design for you a gay, but I'm not. That's for you now.

Listen. Listen. Whoever did this to my boy Vandy, we need to have a talk. Because he's not in the photos? Bro,

they, like, you don't understand. They stole his whole little shit. Damn. Like for this design, specifically.

This brand that he's collabing with undercover? No, listen. I don't know who designed it because it's two brands. I don't know

this is from the undercover side. I'm going to assume it's from the undercover side because they probably got a whole team of people.

Yeah. But bro, a burger, like a, okay, what's that word when you, like, make an object, like a person or some shit? Like, it's like, personify. What is it, Riley? Nigger, they personified a fucking burger with the eyes on the top of the head like Vandy does. I'm fucking mad. It says mutant eater. That is crazy.

They really stole my nigger's swag. They're calling him a mutant. Can we bring a Vandy? Yeah, yeah. Okay, wait, can we pull up Instagram? search of Vandy the Pink Burger. But if they're collaborating, why would you be upset on Vandy's behalf?

So it's like, look, look, check it out. Look, let me give you context. But it says times Vandy. No,

it doesn't. It doesn't. Times Verdi. That's a different person. Sorry, that's where I was confused. That's where I was confused. Verdy.

That's what I'm saying. It's like, it's like if I had a design. Look, I have this at the crib. It's a burger with eyes on it. Like, his whole thing is burger.

It's a reach now, actually. It's not a reach, bro. How is that not a reach? I reject that. His whole thing, look, look, he has burger sneakers. His whole thing is burger. Now it seems like a reach, to be honest. Y'all niggas are smoking crack.

It's different, bro. It's different. You are literally smoking crack. It's so much different. Nobody else has a cartoon burger with eyes on it. What the fuck are we talking about? Verdi? Vandy?

No, no, no, no. Because I thought the burger had three eyes. No, the guy's name is Verdi. It's not even like. Verdi is the guy who's cabbing Vandy. Nobody else is making. Nobody else is making. cartoon burgers

into a person with eyes on it it's literally, bro. The only thing's different is the style of eyes. Well, it's style of art too, yeah, with the burger and shit. In this trolling era, I see that shit. It's not even troll. It's just like, bro.

Houseful, let me put in perspective for them. Nobody else was doing that. Bro. Put in eyes on a burger. It's like if I had. It's like making a cartoon burger into a person. Nobody else has done that. It's like if I have.

Who's, who's they? You've never seen that. that before. Stop touching my mic, bro. Hold on. Let me explain it. Let me explain it. With a cartoon burger

with eyes on it, you've never seen that before. Verdi stole Vandy shit, I believe you. I think it came from the undercover side more than it did the Verdi side. Can I explain? You wrong wasn't a part of this?

I don't need you to explain. He's a part of this. We're all part of this together. That's like if Blasey made a design of like Ashley stomping out of paradise. What? If you did roll on me,

Ronda, or something. Yeah. Oh, no. That's disrespectful. Fuck you, bitch. It's my mom.

I can say whatever. I could say the name if I want to. Anyway, roll on me fucking Rosalia. How about that? Oh, yeah. How about that? So fucking,

like, I don't own dice, whatever, yeah, but if you took my exact logo almost, then I would be like, okay, that's weird. Okay, I see what you mean. Like,

with the fact that they put the eyes on there. If it was just a burger, bro, I wouldn't be saying nothing, but it's a burger. with eyes on it. His whole thing is cartoon burger

like making the burger into a character like it's not just a burger it's a burger person Yeah Well that's like Am I tripping? But no no no

The only reason why I'm like I brought it up Is y'all too No like y'all niggas don't even know Anything Let me know Let me speculate though Because I've seen

I've taken a stroll Through a little Tokyo before And if you go through The little anime shops And stuff like that where they have little plush figures and little key chains, all that stuff. They have tons of little random items

that have these, like, you know, they have a face and eyes on them. Okay, cool. And I'm sure the burger with eyes and face have been done before. Never seen it. Until I've seen Vandy. Let's go to the,

let's see if it gets deeper. I got a varsity jacket. This looks like an H&M varsity jacket. Or like a minimal. It looks like a chance minus one jacket. This is like, you got minimal fucked up. This is like rose crans we loaded. The reloaded version.

Come on. Come on. Whoa. I just heard Blassey's stomach growl from here. That was my fucking. No, that's me. Don't, bro. Quit trying.

That's just fire. I fuck with him. I fuck with it. Last orgy. Yeah. Was two mean? My last. You fuck with orgies?

Okay. I'll fuck with orgies. What? What? That's a hard. Seriously, you guys got some, that's like some shit that Verdi has released. Ezell got Rainbow Riz.

That was crazy. You replied to Craig Riz. Rainbow Riz. Rainbow Riz. Whoa. Are you replying to Craig List or Gads? Here, here. Could we pull up the,

you pull up the. Yes, I know about Craigslist. Whoa, you be on the page? Not. What do you mean? I've been on the fucking for sale page near Los Angeles. What you got for sale,

what? Well, look, D.R. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. Dior and ERL has something for sale for you. The California Couture collab. January 5th came out today via Dover Street Market and Dior stores in the next coming weeks. Let's go. Let's see it.

Dior be doing some bullshit sometime. Really? Sometimes. Well, they always just like to do their, oh, is that it? Ooh. That looks interesting. Hesh is in this. Facts.

That, man. Heshoe, where it is? He probably got the- R.L. be going crazy. You probably got the unreleased. I just want to leave it at that. Like, I think that they really set the trend with the whole custom puffer shit.

Like, they're the ones who did the whole like landscape puffer. Really? Yeah, they're the ones to start their shit. They're not copying from like. They're from Venice, actually, I believe. You don't think they're like attaching themselves to like the underground. ERL on God, right? Really?

ERL. I could be. Oh, it's the brand the clapping. Yeah. Okay. I could be wrong on that, but I'm like 80% shit. I like it's like yin and yang. I mean, I never heard of them, but that doesn't mean they couldn't be for me.

How much is that really telling you think? a lot. Yeah, it's probably in the bands. California Cotter. Some Nate? Yeah, no, that's just kind of hard, though. I'm not going to lie. Not for like two bands or whatever, though. Probably three bands. You think that's how much it costs?

This is the Diorica. Oh, God. You're going to be going that crazy prices. Nika. I'm never getting that you and and yang. You sound like Aidan Ross when he said, when he said he thought the national average was $100,000. That's not right.

That shit kind of annoyed me. This thing is said, They would be going that crazy on prices. I'm not paying $300 for a cashmere. I mean, $3,000 for a cashmere sweater. He thought the average income was $100,000 a year. It's hard to come by $100, man. Bro, what?

Most people don't even see 100 bands. No, but it's sad because there's... I don't say most people, but a lot of people want. No, yeah. Majority. No, you're right. No, bro, you know, it's funny as I was titling this like... Yeah, what the fuck I'm I'm talking about?

Yeah. I was titling this, like, clip for my clip, Shown Day other day and I looked it up, right? Like, what are the statistics behind how much people make money? like how much money a year or whatever it is, right? 99% of America doesn't make $100,000 a year, right? And I was just like, bro, like that's so, like people live in bubbles. Like Aidan Ross is for sure one of them, you know? Yeah, that's crazy.

It's worse. It's worse when you're born into it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he can't do anything about it. I don't think he was born into it like that, like that. Yeah, who knows what was life stories like? Maybe he did come from the trenches and shit. I'll watch him like, he's not from the trenches.

You think he's out of the trenches? I'm like, what? Aynist from the fucking Broward project. You see what he got to do that? You see what he got to do that screaming match? No. Screaming match sounds like the most childish shit ever. That's what he did.

That was a screaming match. Some dude tried to take his chain or some shit. Oh, yeah. I saw that. What? I feel like you can comfortably tell, call Aiden Ross ignorant. I know he got a security guard that be with him. He just broke his arm.

Oh, so then niggins. I had to take his Shane after that? No, he was pretty much out of that. Yeah, he was out of club. And from a distance from here to the door, Like, fuck your mother, dude. No, fuck you. You're a little bitch.

Fuck you. Suck my dick! Yeah, he was saying some wild. He was acting like a child. He was so angry. Why were they beefing, though? Because I guess he tried to take his chain or some shit like that. Which I guess that does.

Yeah, duh. I would have, nigga what? You gotta kind of like, you got to suck your dick, yeah. You better call fucking your, like, YouTuber like gangbanger homies or something that's trying to get the YouTube pop in. Hey, come fuck this nigga up. He only had like two homies, I think. No, he needs to be not going nowhere

With less than five homies I feel like we could comfortably Call Aiden Ross ignorant though at this point What are you saying? Shill like that? So you call him in the nigger Wait, what? That's right.

You're tripping, bro. Wait. You can call Aiden Ross ignorant, yes. Oh, what he said? Try to finish yourself on that one. All right, let's keep it on track, guys. Let's go to the North Face Year of the Rabbit Collection

The Drop is out now via select North Face stores worldwide. Second brand we've seen doing this year of the

year of the rabbit thing. Yeah. Do we have any rabbits in here? Yo. I don't know. Didn't they come out

with this? 2023? Didn't they come out this nine times? It looks like a fake babe. It does. I immediately thought it was babe. I thought it was you.

Oh, thanks. Because it's a white man. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Interesting. No. It kind of looked like you. How?

Podlord saw me in fucking Switzerland, apparently. Yeah, you see that? Oh, look. Oh, is it racist? I was throwing up gang signs. He banged on me. This looks like a little blurry or so shit. You honestly, that backpack is far.

I love square backpacks. That one's sick. Rest in peace, that looked like hella sketchy. I'm not going to comment on this photo. I don't know the edge. Next slide. This is kind of making a conversation. Redacted.

I was like a front. I thought the same thing you did. Yeah. That was redacted. The panther fire. That's your redactant. Wait, honestly, dude, I like that. It was like a hexat.

Yo. Yeah, no, she's straight. I'm fucking. This is the most racist show on the platform. This is the most racist show on the platform. I'm the gross one, man. That's crazy. Bro, there's too many logos.

There's three logos in our face. The nor face. The nor face. It's not a small year. He's not that big, bro. Well, he's wearing the collection, bro. What'd you expect? Why is this guy wearing North Face?

No. The last person will wear a morphine. Let me tell you about these big companies guys. I've seen the logo once. Next slide. We didn't we still don't know. No comment. No comment.

You don't like the trousers or do you like the trousers? Yo, yeah. I feel like Yuri owns these, these fucking overalls already. I would love to own those overalls. Oh, man. North Face tap in with me. All right, before we get it,

Before we get into music, should we open up the Reddit? Yeah, we're doing drip checks on there. Yeah, let's see, let's see what people. He's like, I don't know if that's a smart idea. But let's like, like, but you should do some filtration on your. Yeah, let's like pre-look at it. Or no, just, okay, wait, wait, just go to, go to.

We need a mod. Shut up, shut up, I'm trying to tell her what to do real quick. Go to Reddit, go to no jumper, and then you could filter it. You could just go to the disconnected section only. They're just going to have your fucking clothes jerking off in public case. bro I was about to say Has anybody sent you

like weird shit like that Like somebody like nutting The ashombed actually Got put in a jar apparently What do you mean putting in the jar? Wait Somebody nutting on the ashby Ashley?

Oh they're definitely going to nut on that next one You're about to do you guys There was like a cum jar train I'm telling you you should come out with the sock thing Come with me Blasey bro I got He got a crazy one about to drop Niggas are definitely gonna be nutting

Everyone in the group chat told me I'm horny I'm too old Yeah you are horny for that That's promotional idea for it is No I told him to Let me to let me creative direct it. I'm just going to just drop it. You don't know.

You're about to do something now? You're going to creative direct some freaky shit. I stay the fuck freaky. I stay freaky. I'm the freaky only. Just know that. Yo, you're, yeah, what the fuck.

All right, there we go. First. Yeah, yeah. No, wait, how come? Yeah. Oh, I see. I mean, it's not going to be porn or nothing. No, I can't like literally just.

Yeah, we have to like, uh. Okay. All right. I have to like on another photo. Well, fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it.

All right. So first, honestly, who's this from? Does it say the name? 10KKKV. Uh, bro,

bro is dripping though. Uh, Hey, I miss doing these drip checks, man. I know, that's what I'm saying. I had a little prepaid 48.

Let's go. I'm fucking with the fit, bro. It looked like feral? Shout out to James. What's wrong with that? Yeah, honestly. Charries are clean.

Are those cherry shoes? Good 11. We can't. Fuck, okay. Do we have to see his face? I give you, I gift you saying right now.

Yeah, yeah. I gift you saying. So that was your weekly drip check, guys. Whoa. I get this fit it like a... How else could we do this? Like a 7 out of 10.

We just need to log on to... Instagram's only way. I could. You log into your Instagram. Yeah, watch that in here. I should say your Instagram passed out near and like done. They're dressed like yo guy. I don't...

Actually... I'm fucking with the vintage polo swag. It's vintage? It's like... Even if it's not vintage, it's model after the old vintage. I feel like he's posing in front of his mom's car. I feel like he's a dope boy, bro. That's his own wit.

Yeah, honestly, he got that good. He doesn't respect on him. He got that, like, Kodak Gucci main drip. Yeah, he got, he got like the, like, I went crazy at Macy's for Christmas, uh, drip. But is, he got that shit on. Yeah, yeah, I'm fucking with it. I would draw back on Macy's. Bro, that's like a humbling challenge.

That's just dope. You get some, bro, you can get some crazy. Step out on like a polo long sleeve. Bro, the polo, uh, what is it? Quarter zip, you keep calling it or the half zip? Oh my goodness. Which one is it? Is quarters in full?

All right. Okay, we have another one right here. You got one of these. This is like, this is like Blasie's intern. This is like, I know for real. This is like Gunner from the streams

from when he used to come through. Who's not a gunner? I don't know who that is. You're here doing paid ads. No, it's yours. It's yours coming in a burrito one time. No, I think this. Probably a burrito one time.

I feel like this is like, the imaginary burrito stand at the bottom of the hill. No, it's actually. Oh, yeah. I was at Yuri's house and he was doing a, I don't know. It's something kind of jack off stream. Shout to Gunner.

He's helped with a lot of streams. Yeah, he's helped with a lot of. I like those fans. This is something that I would wear. Can we, I'm at the gas station? Can you zoom in on there? And you got the quarter hoodie.

Okay, yeah. Yeah, right? The quarter hoodie is crazy. That's cool. It's cool. You don't got to do all that. Honestly, the hat,

all right. Who's going to be the first to step out in a V neck again, bro? It's like a Vneck hoodie. You're right. But deep V, like, 2010, deep V. Like Lil Wayne, like Veneck?

Yeah, I'm talking like all of her size like warp tour v. Nick. A capital V. Yeah. That's a D. Like B long. Yeah, capital V. Capital V.

The, the fucking, what you call pants? Whoa. Oh, shit. This is the guy you owe to fucking reposting. Yeah, honestly,

I probably do. Wait, hold on. This is the guy who DMZE wants to do. Tell fucking house phone answer my shit, dude. Go back and scroll up.

I feel like I have this exact outfit. Scroll up a little bit. His name is Young G. G. young GD it says young YT or young D maybe

what Pollard my boys honestly stepping man you know what's sorry we're gonna do these drip checks nigga what do you mean

I think that we're doing it what are you talking about yeah what are you're you're fried you're a fried well y'all ain't saying

that's why bro you let it in the air that's coming that's a lot you were literally talking I thought I know you were really talking the whole time

we're waiting for you to finish so I could jump in bro I was trying to with Dutch in. The flaco Thursday. Bro, you know what,

Blas, you know what I would recommend? You on your Blasie shit like fucking fishing for compliments. No, no, no,

he, you need to start eating lions main mushrooms to like regrown your neural pathways. I was gonna eat some mushrooms before I came here. I'm like,

that's opposite of what I'm trying to give out to this world. This nink I really don't want to be fried no more. I like this, uh,

this fucking, this nigg is fried, bro. I like this. this, like, vintage type fucking puffer jacket. I don't know what it is. It looks like he says UPS on this.

It looks like he's wearing three jackets and I like the fact that he's using an Android. Is it an Android? Just give me a geek vibes. Give me you Yeat in a million years. What do you mean a million? No, that's when you goes to sleep probably. This is like good night outfit.

This is like the goodwill homie. Like, like. The Goodwill homie and babe? Like, but I'm saying like that's like a random fucking UPS. fucking uh puffer jacket that's a blasi after work trying to get true that I think it's best buy

yeah so I'm saying that's what I'm saying it literally is it literally probably is or like some kind of like DHL like he got some old ass jeans on with a hole in it at the thigh like you know it literally says UPS on it I swear to God oh no I don't know what the fuck is yeah the phone

kind of like it's best by our Ikea if he got an Android is definitely a fucking Mita key jacket I'm saying he got that from like the hipster thrift thrift store in Brooklyn. Yeah. I always think it's kind of And he mixed it with the babe though.

I feel that. I always think it's kind of funny to flick off the camera. It's like, who are you flicking off, dude? Us? Father, man, how you been?

I feel like Flaco should dress like this. I was like, I was like, Croc. Crock? Oh my God. That's literally King Croc. Yeah,

it's for sure. King Crock. He looks like, what was his name? Uh, bro from fucking with the red hair. Playboy Cardi.

Oh, Mario, Mario Judah. This is where Mario Judah turned to a fucking Sensei. No, it's like his older brother or something. Mario the Sensei. Yeah. Honestly, this nigga looks like a fucking judo master.

He'll whoop your ass, bro, for the show. Honestly, he'll drop kick you to the fucking next restaurant. I think he'll turn super sand on your bitch. You think he has nunchucks and like ninja stars under that jacket? You said what kind of stars? Ninja. Oh, okay. That nigga, that nigga, Blasie got a fucking Tommy gun under his jacket.

Ignor. Oh, God. Hell not, bro. I just got the homie tony. Yo. You said what'd you say? Okay, Blazzi. Let you tell it.

What? This is guys with Pallower? Is this you on a day? Should we tell Allison about this? Wait, I'm so confused. Oh, this is actually in New York. Wait, is this? Is this photo shot?

I'm going to, this is in New York. No, this is you had a gay bar in Switzerland. Yeah, you look like you were off to Mali. Shout to Trevor in the back. A fucking late night, Iceland rave. Is it the live show in New York. You got Trevor in the back. No, you told Ali, I'm going to go out for a smoke and you met up with fucking this dude.

All right. Get out of the Reddit. We're out of the ready. This is your fucking gay lover. I knew is this. You're like an anime character right there. Who is this? Bro, you dress like you own a dog behind you.

What the fuck are you talking about? His name is Ryan apparently. This nigga got the like unlocked character. Oh, dude. I can't even see this. It looks like he's just about a mob through like Hollywood Boulevard. Those jeans are terrible. dressed like a titted window.

That nigga stole these jeans from his girlfriend. This is Bobby Smurda. That's it. That's it. You're never getting that collaboration. That was the one.

That was the one. Oh, my fucking God. Yeah, that's why we missed these, man. And he got these fordden zone. We just got to cross our fingers every single time. No, I don't know. Okay.

Don't click on blurry images. Okay, good high rollers. This is like houseful. before the lean. What? What lean? Yeah. You're projecting right now.

Yeah, right? This thing, no, this thing looked like house phone and T-Rail. He looks like Kobe, honestly. Oh my God. Mixed with some flaco in there. He looks like the homie Kobe. Shout out to produce by Kobe.

You do look like Kobe, dude. That's really, no, that looks like the homie that'd be selling hats. What's his name? Oh, fucking hacking. That's fucking weak, man. Yeah, that's his name. That's bro from New York.

Who are you talking about? DeSus and Miro, nigga? One of the day? And they said, DeSuse. Whatever is Davis. There you go, what he did.

Who's this? That was fun in 20 years. I'm glad that it got... Wait, what the hell? Oh, no, now we're deep in the Reddit. Oh, God. Ah, my eyes, dude. Oh, shit.

Okay, we're good. We're good. That was fucking hilarious. He started seeing this about. I'm explaining shit. Okay, cool. We're in too deep. Oh, my.

No, we were watching the compilation of T-Rail time. People would get the fuck out of here. All right, get your ass up out of here. There's like a two-minute compilation. Yere's in it. He told me to get out of here? Just in the last like three years, like on camera. Like, get your ass out of here.

I think of him like, all right, man. Get your ass up out of here, man. Bro, he is fucking hilarious. She has the funniest nigga, bro. What did y'all even do for New Year's Eve? Me personally, I just chilled out home. Same, dude. I didn't do shit.

I had plans to hang out with my parents like always, but my mom ended up getting COVID, so, you know, we're trying to be COVID safe over here, and we didn't link up. And I ended up and I ended up hanging out watching, you know, old episodes of disconnected with Riley sipping some white claws. No, yeah, she's okay now, yeah. Honestly, watching all the episodes of disconnected is like a trip. Yeah, bro, you didn't tell me to watch the Rost Battle. Oh, my God.

God, it's weird as an out of, it's out of body, it's like, I was in a body experience. You know what I'm saying? You're just seeing yourself like, yeah, roasted. Relax. I'm just yelling at the screen like, say this, Blasey. Bro, you're so fucking, the crazy parts I told. You're so mad. Like, how many fucking, how many switch shirts did you sell this weekend?

Yeah, they get to say, high fashion bullshit. Oh my God, man. Heather got us straight for no reason that. This that fucking trayway, uh, Trayway. No, but I do want to say one thing before that. You know, I do want to, hold on, hold on.

That nigga looks like the Instagram post just flipped your man's. The Instagram post is flipped your man's. Literally. Looks like he just, like, got a Ron, wrong, wrong feature or something. Bro. B-boy taught me.

Lardiano's not out of the studio with him. Lardiano. He just got a 420 Tiesto. Wait, we have all right. The drips. He had a 10 out of 10. Those splits. Whoa.

Who is this? You're not a random fan drip. Wi-Fi's funeral. That's ran off on the plug. This is what you decided to load up for your FitPick is you and Wi-Fi's funeral? You just try to go up with the gang. That's not even the fucking link up, man. It's a restaurant.

He's got to stop flicking off the camera, man. Just take a picture like a grown man. God damn, man. Yeah. He wanted to flick up and flick off. I stay middle feeling up, bro. Who are you flicking off the cameraman, the viewers? Like, what are you flicking off?

Oh, my fucking God. Yo, it's Swamp Dweller, dude. What the fuck? Yo, shout out to Swamp Dweller. What if Yuri starts dressing like this in the future? Bro. What if Yuri has like a Playboy Cardi rebrand where he just starts like, he just turns to a vamp

and just starts wearing all black, Rick on. I'm like 10 orange jokes away from dressing like that for the next episode of disconnect. He doesn't think it looked like Ghost Mane. He kind of, Cannabon. Do you have a ballad? Cannabon.

Can Iwo. Who has the lighter over here? Bipa-Bripa-di-pah! This nigga looks like the Margella Madman. Wait here, I'll use the blunt, though. No, that's Rick Olens. Oh, yeah, that is Rick Owen. That's your Lord and Savior right there, dude.

He looks like... What do you mean? How? You have, like, like, POSters of him in your fucking show. We got the good... We got the good dyke at 24. Oh, my gosh. 24-R fitness drip.

That's fucked up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.

No, you're canceled, bro. This is good losing or drip right? Bro, have you ever seen, like, the, like, die community, like, the stud community on, like, TikTok? No. It'd be, like, six studs, and they'll be, like, fucking winding to an R&B song. Hell no. Yeah, penis it. Why are you watching?

I've seen it on Twitter, bro. Is that you? It's crazy. Is this Blasey? No, shout to Asali, though, man. You got that. I will step out in that. You might see my weird.

his jeans are awkward fuck you you got big hips like blasi yeah honestly yo you're saying you got those blasi hips you really scan that nigga body yeah you say that like it's a bad thing you could see big hips from a mile away

are shaped the same you're right saying it's a bad thing Blasie like I know somebody that like it well they deleted the photo while we're trying to watch it yeah come on no insecurity I have that hat honestly okay I'm definitely buying weed off you bro

this is this is the a fly homie from the hood like that nigga got the marino on like what? He's like from like DC or some shit. No he has to be from DC because I know I feel like LA niggas don't know about Marina. He's like one of the homies. No, that's what I'm saying. I can't tell, bro, I can't tell if he's

on Western or if he's in fucking West Vermont. If he's in DMV, bro. No, literally if he's in Vermont Beach. Oh he's on Vermont I have Vermont Beach. I can't tell if he's on Vermont or Virginia in Virginia. Every year you are, bro. Pick up your trash, man. Vermont. Hey, I'm, it's a state car

Isn't our state call Vermont? You're not a real smoker. Hey, that's a dope-ass. I'm looking jell. Whoa. I want to go take a photo here, dude. Maybe a mistake. I think that spots in Atlanta.

I thought it was two people. It's a fucking mirror, dude. Does he have to red Travis Scott's on, too? You thought that was two people? I'm faded. Go to your high school tomorrow and just start firing. Wait, all right. So my next stream is I'm going to my high school with you and fading all my old high school teachers.

I can't tell those are in Travis Scott's. Let's go. Let's go. Why is all charged. I'm stitching on you. This is like, this is like cool, like cool random white boy drip.

We know who's second on the list. Oh my God. Who's first on the list? Shit. They already said it, but who's going to snitch here? Who? He got some good fake

Cucci runs bags on death. That's household. I was going to tell for show. We're so, tell what? Tell what? I love it. Yeah, I'm like,

I don't fuck what you knickers like that? Why? Wait, wait, what are you talking about? For the RICO case. For the November RICO. Bro.

My husband would be the first thing. I don't fuck with them. Blasie. Blasie owns jeans like this. This niggas in the waist. Wait, can I just say that I like when people mix the ski mask

with hats because I feel like the ski mask with no hat on top looks a little funny. You are gay. So you think niggas look cute. Handsome. Handsome.

Hell no. Quality-ass shirt. Now, I'm not going to lie. He got the good, he got the good Carmnik Garcant zip up. He got that shit on. I think it's hard.

I think it's hard. There you go. Thank you. It's hard. Honestly, I think my voice... You throw a Viagra in the street. He got a solid fit, but those jeans are way too tight for him. I know he had to squeeze into those fucking jeans. Nah.

You're gay now. Don't try to play my mask like that, bro. Well, you're trying to imagine him... You're trying to imagine him squeezing into the jeans? Imagine him jumping in the gym. Oh, my God, dude. Wait, let's be real toke. Let's be real toke.

Let's be real toke. 60%... Let's, okay, let's say 50% of men are doing that technique to get into their jeans nowadays. No. So many guys are wearing these skinny-ass jeans. You know they're doing the old. If you're doing that, if you're doing that, take them damn jeans off. Go to your nearest trash.

I don't wear skinny jeans. Okay, 40%. I would say it's a 10, probably. 40. I don't see anybody struggling to put on skinny jeans. Why are you watching niggins put on jeans? I know. Yeah, exactly.

If you're watching anyone put on pants at all, that's kind of strange right there. You've seen, like, one of your-coulders. I've seen Blasey put pants on before? It's not weird. Well, you guys are boys, but have you seen your coworkers put on? Yeah, we're boys too. They've had to watch you put on pants before. I'm going to be in the corner.

There's nothing weird. Like, you're the homie in the room. Just keep eye contact, bro. Like, they'll be weird, you know? Don't make it weird. I think he's going to look at each other. He's changed fans is, it's a little Zvert shirt? What kind of shirt is that?

I'm fucking with it. I can't really see this. He's like taking a photo of a phone. I know, he's like a... He's in a Buffalo exchange right now taking a photo. He's not... Well, he's trying to show a hardies.

Wait, does the dressing room have like a camera or something? Oh yeah, it says live, right? No, he was on live, apparently. He was a screenshot from a photo of his phone. Yo, I'm gonna go live from a dressing room too. Fuck it. You guys can see my cheeks.

Yo, pause. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. I'm sorry, can you go back for a second? These are some awkward ass pants. Yeah, those are awkward as pants. What the fuck? Pants are awkward as fuck. Could we go back for a second?

Just pull him down. What was on the banner? Go up. No, but... Back? I'm saying, go back. And stick on that. Hold on.

Guck, go back. Yeah. Scroll up. Yeah, who the fuck is that? Academics and milk. That's hilarious. Okay. Is this a drip track?

My bad. We'll treat you like a little nigger. Little nigger. Whoa. He's definitely at the Buffalo Exchange trying out some different things right now. These are like two different people, I believe. I'm doing this, bro.

I'm going to Deor trying out some fits, taking some photos in the mirror, and posting them, posting them on IG and then not buying any fits. Bro, that's obviously a bedroom. What are you talking about? That's not in some changing room. I'm going to do that. I'm going to get out Twitter, bro. Actually, you might can get away with it because you're white. That's a skinny ice man. Oh, really? Yeah.

Thank you. No, I'm serious. Thank you. Come with me. No. Hey, people have been asking me to go to a liquor store and try to use, like, yours. Nobody asked you to go to a liquor store. People are like in drugs.

People have been trying. People have been trying. People are asking me to go. a liquor store and you was like a you know a black dude's ID trying to like be like like when they asked for my ID like show them like you know Vells ID or Tokes ID or fucking Azzo's ID and you're like it's getting racist yeah yeah it's getting absolutely right we don't like this I know it's not my uh you know who did this was fulcum come in no full send come in they did this first full sin did that apparently I'm on subscribe yeah I'm unsubscribing

I don't know how I feel about wait honestly that's a good word to describe these pants is they seem like awkward. The lining for the, if those are the pockets, those are incredibly tiny pockets. He don't got like he got to sag them a little bit or something. Like, yeah, why they're all waist like that? They're all in his ass like.

Actually, you're right. I know his nuts act is uncomfortable. What does this shirt say? Dead to who? Dead to cats? Death is certain. Dead is certain, yes. Oh, no, death is certain. But it has a horse and cats on it. Oh, a house one really likes it now. It's a horse. I don't know when to The horse on in the pants

Wait, House one's right. If these pants were like A couple of, like four or five inches longer And you could actually like sag them a little bit He doesn't need, if he sized up one size That'd be cool And just say, you need to turn that music down a bit in the other room Yeah

I was like what the fuck It sounds like someone pulled up in a car Yeah, yeah I was like This nigga over here don't want to show his face He's like fucking 12 That's why honestly I'm not gonna lie That shirt's kind of hard Yeah

I can't see what it is I don't know what it is either But it's kind of fire from here It's like some sort of anime show, obviously, but what is it? I don't know. What this should say? It says Oren. Oren, something.

Please don't let you try to read it. Oh, I've never seen this. I don't know what anime that is. O'ron. He said him, Richard, can you tell them to turn it down? Inju? What is that? Yeah, what is that noise, dude?

It's a movie. It can't be in the studio while we're literally on live. That shit is bumping, dude. I can feel vibrating through my heart. Boss, gay. How's like gay, dude? That nigga, he turned it down.

Like, shut the fuck up, bitch. The fuck is you? I know. He's like, you heard of Kelpy? I'm on the other stuff. Yeah. Oh, my God. No, babe, be careful in there.

You're not in there. Here we go over there, bro. What you doing? Be careful. If your girl gets socked out, then what's going? on what are you gonna go like i ain't gonna go someone had to go back there five you're right up

I'm grabbing your glicky in your short shorts and I'm running right in there yo what she said he said if she gets pressed I'm like what rich you got pressed rich you got pressed

oh rich you got no pool wait are those section A pants no wow wait are you oh what happened that's hard

and you got the good MP shirt M.P. Nothing personal, bitch. Oh, I think it's an MP. You need to empty. You missed on everything. N. P. Ski.

Ficked the bad bitch made some bread because I'm yeasty. Mm. Blasey been hitting the gym. He's looking a little cheeky. That nigga, Pottlord always invented is that nigga real beechy. Whoa.

Aso been on Craigs list, he said he'd been freaky. Yeah, but he really on the page, though. I didn't have to shot something at a little sleep. Blyie. Mm. Blasey. What a house phone put in a little

ketamine. Little ketamini. Blasie responding to fans, they'd be like, I can't wait to meet me. Hell not. Blasey be off the perks playing with his meaty.

And you be in the little girls at the end so they play with my peepee. And house on just like a hipster that eat seaweed. You'd be trying to grant bitch's wishes like you a genie. Blasie be trying to. And maybe I will, though.

No, no, don't switch up the flow. I'm not alive. This is given like Nate Mixed with E-Drip. Nate, dude, this is Nate right here. Nate mixed with E-Drip. Shout out to Nathan though on Instagram, man.

That's Nate Nedger. But they stole Blasey shoes. That's a fact. That's really Nate and Edgar. That's one person. Yeah, collab. That'd be a hard designer. With a little bit of George Oliver at the

at the bottom. No, they're definitely George Oliver for the waist down. Wait, what is this? Let's go. Oh, shit. Let's go! I'm fucking with them.

I would hang out with them. I'm not going to go. Honestly, this is the homie right here, bro. Nothing personal soldiers. You asked earlier. I'm not going to lie. What is my demographic of audience and supporters?

There you go. Yeah. I'm not going to lie. I would hang out with these nigg. I'm scared to roast Blassey now because this fool's going to pull up dangling the fucking glit in my face. The nigga on the right looks like he's the funniest nigga in the world. Me and that's what we're literally talking about this earlier today.

I was like, I don't know what my demographic is just like kids like this. You feel me? This is like the whole no gentleman. We got the Edgar, the quache. Oh, we got another. I believe that. Yeah, that's our shit.

Okay, let's show some more nothing personal, man. The sandbox is going crazy with the advertisements today, huh? Yeah, it's always, yeah, the pay placement. That's why he went to bring the zip chat back so bad. He was like, yeah. Had him spam? You get a free shirt? Somebody said house phone a real nigga for bringing a pot lawyer back.

Hey, let's go. Shut all your gun. We in this bitch. We in this bitch. Fuck, man. What'd you mean? What do you say? That was house phone.

What do you say? Ezel's trying to like start some shit. I know, he's insane. No, we try to start some, uh, the, the, the Verdi Vandy B for a year. These niggas look like they were to fuck. No, you were trying to start the birdie vannie. You brought it in.

We don't know who what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah, bro. I was like, you know what? Maybe it's, nah, not fuck that. They got Vandy fucked up. Bro, because it was so clear to me as soon as you said it. And I looked over. I was like, no way.

And I retracted my statement. I like, you know what? Because you're a fucking bitch. That's why you're a fucking bitch. Now you're gonna fucking start You and this nigga fucking Ezo got fucking banging on wax fucking flannels and shit Yeah bro, what are you gonna do?

Nicky, hey, we put the pussy on wax Nicker straight up. You need to put that fucking hat on wax You've been wearing a hat for like seven years, bro. That shit is asses. You know what I appreciate about to black brim? No, I appreciate the fact that you always wear the same shades. Yeah, I appreciate the fact that you always got some bullshit jeans on

with some weird. Oh, nigga, you got on fucking tennis shorts right now. I was playing GTA within the fucking heat. It looks like you was playing fucking the U.S. Open. It looks like you dipped your face in oil. It looks like you're walking through the snow on the beach. Let's not get on you.

Please. You look like you're about to fucking. You look like you're about to do a fucking seance. I know. And fucking summon a emo bitch. You look like Serena Williams and Ralph. You look like you're about to pull out like a couple doves out of your like jacket and then white to the rose.

Yeah. You look like if I threw some garlic at you, you're going to fucking start sizzling. You look like you're going to start asking Shard for child support in a couple years. Let's see you guys start asking me for it. Wow. Asking sharp for child support is crazy. Bro, biggest bro. They look like you're going to get a stop line forever, honestly.

Shout to all the biggest brothers out there, man. Hey, shout to my biggest bro. Honestly, shout out to my biggest bro. That's what we called Disconnected Watcher. Pot Lord wear a size four shoes. He's my littlest, bro. You wear a size four shorts, nigga. What the fuck you're talking about?

Little is tow. Little is toe. You're he walk around, walking funny, I think he pigeon-toed. Whoa. His weird-ass got right in front of me at the Christmas show and told me, bro, look above us. It's a missile toe. Wow. I told him, but wait a second.

I told him, wait a second. Hold on. Hold on. Wait a second. We missed a hoe. I left Gucci Mace crib I think I left a bow So I got to call my man's up

No don't switch the flow Sevent 17 got my bands up Okay Okay Since this connected minimal hit me I got my pants up Okay A Mexican but my whole wardrobe

France stuff Damn Bro you snap I want Blasey to drop a graphic design Down my chimney like Santa And if you want to go Ape shit I got a banana Oh, I'm about to pour a three in the Fanta.

Okay, Yuri. But I heard that about 11 million different time, though. No, you're switching the flow again? Yeah. Again? No. I've been getting money since you're watching Channel 13, UPN. Oh.

Okay, okay. And don't act like when you're at the gym, you don't go just to see men. Okay. Who's the real, Yuri? Is he really European? European? Because the more I look like it is starting to feel Argentine and that's what it's

appearing. And I know I caught you off guard like some lights with the deers in. Okay. Okay. Oh my God. Wait, actually, you know what? Since you hired E, it's Chris Hansen who you should be fearing.

I smoke a blunt, go to Nevada and do my deer dance. What? What the fuck is that? me. What the fuck is that mean? Deer dance. Deer dance. What the fuck, bro?

When Blasie was on the free with that girl, he said, you have to show no fear, Gwen. Gwen? I don't know. I mean, she was his band in. Forced the fuck out of that way. I was like, look. Like, that felt uncomfortable.

How hard you forced it? Never ever say a thing. You just suck it in. He said, I'm so bullshit about Argentina and Europe. Bro, get out of here, dude. even get me started. Like, you didn't try to warm it up, like, you just stuck it is. Hold on, hold on. Argentina. You said Gwen, but she was really Latina.

Oh. Okay? And I'm not really finished until I say that I'm done. Oh, you're switching the flow so fast. I know. Because I really when I'm rapping with you, it's really no fun. It's really no fun. And honestly, those hips on your side, I think they weigh a ton. And every time this thing start rapping, I'm like, is this nigga done? And every time a girl sees you on the freeway, she thinks, I got a run. And every time someone donates a dollar, you're like, I got funds.

And every time he wakes up on the freeway, he starts to see the sun. And when Sharp sees his podcast, he's going to think, I got a son? Caught a body left the Glock out of your crib. You're like, I got a gun? That's what's wax, son. Okay, that shows wax.

Tell me why your whole fit sponsored by Paxson. Oh! But I got it from the sandbox. Now what? You got from the sandbox? Duno's about to come in here and say your PAC son was Waxon because he caught a little

fool with his mom. And when we talk about your ex, we got to make a redaction. Redaction. Okay. You know what? Oh, wait, he froze up. Check it out.

I... Okay. You ain't not cut for this rapping shit. Okay. One ex-girlfriend, I didn't have a bitch. You fuck the dude and you said I cannot quit. Taking foes with mill fingers and peace signs

I don't know if I'm a pacifist Huh This nigga just be making up shit I don't really need car insurance But I glad I did Blasby off the Molly going like I want to grab a fist I want to grab a fist

What you at the fucking Equal Rights Bar talking about I want to grab a dick What Nick is it the equal rights bar You're designing graphics off the lean saying I'm feeling kind of sick.

Feeling kind of sick? You're in your bedroom. Like, I'm feeling, uh, yeah, come on now. I ain't fin to do you like that. That girl on the freeway was like,

damn, Blasey went to sleep kind of quick. Okay. You need to have this, you had new jokes. That nigga, because the shit you'd be saying is only relevant in Pluto. Oh.

Your graphic design type trucks, eagles, and fire, but what's new though? And I'm with my amigo. We eat no menudo. Give me two years and coming made back two-tone. Hmm

Give me six months I might come iPhone two phones Oh Pass me an Adderall 15 I do those That nigga Yuri Look like he's in a rock group though I don't want to say

You woke up trying to smoke a cigarette A little quick But I don't want to sound rude though We ain't really fuck though We spooned though Okay Wow And you got rose crans jeans on

You had to reload those That me on that one Let me load those Yeah Yeah Yeah Oh god, bro Yeah, what the fuck was that?

You got Eddie and Eddie over here You got Patrick Starr I hate y'all niggas so much Let's put Patrick Starr in the thumbnail for this episode Is this the real Patrick Star? You dress like Patrick Starr too, game Niggy, you dress like fucking Count Dracula One, two, three, four

You're just like Flaco right now Bro, you literally dress You dress like you hire E. to suck the youth out of his fucking being. That sounds cool. You dress like the nigga at the front door at Maestro's. You look like the greeter at Ruth Chris. Yeah, the greeter at the fucking Mish

in Skin Row, bitch. You look like a life coach. You look like the fucking spokesman for Rose Grins for Looney. You look like a Mason. You look like a Freemason, honestly. Yeah? Oh, God.

Yeah. You look like you joined the Illumadadi last night. He joined the lifeguards. last night. That was not fun. He'd be laughing at his own jokes way harder than anybody. He makes it funnier, though.

That's the only reason why it's funny because you think that it's so funny. It's hilarious, bro. Come on now. You look like you're inside a hunting mansion at Disneyland. Yeah, it looks like it looks like

you just applied for Gap Kids. You look like you still in October. You look like the lead star Luigi's Mansion. You don't know if it's October March with your bitch out of the way. You look like Stings, manager. Dude is like fucking.

You look like the manager Azumi, shut your ass up. I know you're not talking. You're like, you like, you know, you just gave me grip tape. That nigga, that nigga laid the grip tape down with his chin. Oh, God. You're like, you just talk. Let's say he walks around with a fucking wrench.

One of them tools to fix all the board part. You look like the manager of sketchers. Niggie, you need to. You look like the manager of nowhere. Manage that grip. Grip chin. You giggled out your own jokes so hard. You look like he owned a franchise and Hot Topic.

This make it look like he owns a red wine company. Let's say he just hop on a drink. You look like you own like a like cabernet. Yeah, you look like you eat dinner in a castle once a month. Hey, so what they got at the soup kitchen tonight? Wow. Okay. What they got at the fucking magic castle?

You look like you're about to pull a deck of cards on your stuff. sleep you look like a fucking pickup party you look like you're like you're going to the same Thanksgiving you look like you about to sell me a class on how to pick up women at a bar bro some flips you over hell of fendhal strips are going to fall down bro if somebody flips you over a hell of coins are going to fall out of your fucking jacket a fucking bunny rabbit is going to fall out your shit and pigeons are going to fly out it's like you look like you go to speak easy

Nick you got a matching top hat to go with that jacket shit on myself go down you got a matching top hat to go with that jacket You look like you buy four girls to drink a night You look like you join shy glizzy and spiking drinks That the fucking fuck. Oh my school In love with a white Come on

That niggas is You're fine with that guy Blizzy Blizzy Blizzy This nigga, Yuri got every season of fucking one punchman. Oh, he's fucking, bro. You look like you're on the beach fucking, you know, like walking through the woods

and also chop in limber. I know you got to talk with these fucking lords of dogtown vans on. You look like you fucking, I don't know. I can't even roast those because I like them. Shit. This nigga had the same beat. That's some reloaded ass jacket. What you're talking about?

This nigga, Yuri didn't reloaded this beanie about 2,000 times, bro. Just cocked out If I could Listen, I need somebody To put a fucking beanie A beanie clock Where they just Put tabs

Put a point on the board Every time Yuri wears his beanie Oh my God I don't know how you keep it clean The only one keeping tabs is Blasey here on his prostitutes on fig at this point Yeah I've never

He's definitely like Blasie's pulling up in a van And throwing all his bitches in the back What's the fuck hell no It looks like he's pulling up to a fucking van throwing all your pancakes in the back with that fucking jacket. Nigga, you look like

you were pulling up to the fucking chucky cheese with these jeans on. These childish, kiddish-ass jeans on. You got those from arts and crap. This nigga daughter made those at fucking kindergarten. Nick, you look like you're trying to go to a

tether ball tournament. You're like the fucking talking about. You're like the weird P.E. Nigga, you look like the weird math teacher. Oh, my. You look like the

fucking. You look like the wood shop teacher. What the fuck? Trying to give the kids a fucking bottle of cabernet. You look like you, you look like a red wine enthusiast. You look like you could serve a mean mimosa. You look like a, you look like you fucking, what's that shit called? Where they do the wine tasting and shit?

Napa Valley. You look like a fucking Napa Valley fucking hostess. You look like you make a fucking mean as fucking siered pasta. Bolognese pasta. Bro, flago. he has it bad. You look like you drink basomic. You look like you...

Bro, I'm gonna set this jacket on fire. You look like you make your own balsamic vinegar. Yeah, it looks like you fucking make your own way here to work, bitch. I'll walk over here. You look like you fucking... You look like you are driving a car

that you're not supposed to be behind the wheel. That's what you look like. I'm gonna fuck, man. I don't get a fuck, man. I don't sound like carmen. Count down. Oh my God We should do that every episode

Just have a roast battle At the end That's why I don't be coming fly to work Because like This is the only time Y'all ever like This is the only time For 2023

Y'all ever gonna catch me Slipin I'm about to come crazy on y'all Every fucking week You just dress like a little yachtie First of all You look like a Let's go

First of all You look like smoke dizzah Smoke Chishers over here You look like you got kicked out Your girlfriend's house Yeah it looks like you were in Fluentia. Nicky, you look like,

Yuri, don't make me do you, bro. I'm trying to stall you out. Don't make me really go crazy. You literally got those pants

out Barnes & Noble. We got the fucking pants at Comic Con. Comic Con. That shit matches. You got them shit from the anime Expo. Bro, you look like

you're selling Pokemon cards at Comic Con. You literally ripped a print off the fucking bathroom. No, they ripped it off. I had these pants before that bathroom. No, you ripped the wall up

and ironed them onto your I had these pants before the bathroom looked like the way it did. I swear. No one has seen, the audience has not seen the inside of the bathroom. I'm gonna show it after the street today. I'm about to jack off to your pants.

It looks like these pants. You got a big ass animated titty. You jerk off to his pants, well, he has a full ass titty right there. Yeah, you literally got the ash on me jeans. Oh my, you got the ash on me hoodie right now at this point. Exactly, bro. You're about to drop LSD in this fake ass.

You're about to drop maple syrup on some pancakes with that fucking flannel. You're dressed like a burger. You're like a hot dog. That beady smells like maple syrup after wearing it fucking 90,000 times. You're about to drop a razor on that fucking little goatee for the thousandth time today.

I know you're not talking, nigga. You over here shaving your shit butt naked so you can fucking fit in with teenagers. Oh my God. So you can blend in. I let you tell if Mr. Goes to an underground house party.

For sure house parties. Nicky, you throw underground house parties out your fucking house and stream it. So you throw fans under the bed. You look like you throw steaks at wolves or garlic

vampires all right miss myself man I really I really you look like you throw steak

bro you look like you're about to get crucified you look like you throw Xenics down the hatch you don't throw the eggs down the hatch

you look like you threw a Viagra down the sewer that's she's harder bro Oh my god Bro Oh my god

That's the funniest That's a bonnier That's a bar right there Oh god I got really like Ooh I really gotta like But you know what

I'm gonna go use the bathroom I'll be fast I'm going to run I think he's about to skate there Why'd you do that for him He didn't even jump over that He didn't just jump straight up in the air He jumped straight up in the air

I thought he was gonna jump onto the table Yeah, that's what I thought to That's them anime pants I think And I can say Move it, Phil Bro, He was straight up in the air

Right in it I did he say I'll be right back Niggit took off Oh my fucking god This nigga got This nigga got men and black Aliens

He said to Bro the E-top clown I was gonna fucking Blasley He dressed like the Batmobile He bought those Pass with EB games Damn That's old school

Yeah that's crazy Damn Not even Game stopped EB games This nigga Blasie bought his fucking whole fit from hot topic Hell not bro you got your fucking shoes

From the produce section Yeah Yeah Nicky, you got you look like you spit the whole day in Nordstroms. Yeah, for sure. Oh, man, I've already pissed myself. Bro, what? It's a joke.

Oh, wait. Is it? Those pans looking a little reloaded in the front. Somebody pissed itself. It must be Balenciaga. Hey, no, I'm going to bring Vic next week, and he has to, like, catch a favorite with you because, yeah. You need to stop playing with my last day. He needs to catch a fish.

He can be like, hey, as a man, house full, my name is all. My name is all I got. Rosecrans, I live and breathe this rosecrans shit. You're not about to keep playing with me. He's not going to say he's repeat.

We got three different color. You need to fight whoever shipped you those pants, bro. Yeah, for real. Shout out my boy in for him. Noggin' dude, do not shout that bullshit out. Yeah, bro. A little baby fist out of the C-C-Sister. He should have the Westchester tennis court for them.

shorts. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. Bro, you need to shout out of Venice Beach graphic artist for that. Shut up, Toy Story. You got season eight on your

pan. That nigga got the whole story of Dragon Ball Z on this shit, bro. It's a thing. You got a manga on this shit, bro. You got deleted seeds. Hell no, bro.

Fake-ass world tour shirt. This nigga got nerds jerds jacking off to his pants. Bro, you got every little, you got every piece of clothing lying on your floor on your body right now. Nick, you got every good item of clothing you ever owned on right now at the same time.

And you just got two of them. All right, Mr. Dye laughing with the fucking furry jacket that you're ever going to wear again. Fucking godfather. Nick, it looked like a mafia boss. I'm about to wake up with a horse head. Y'all just got weird ass like naked jeans, bro.

You look like you just ate a mean-ass pasta right now. At midnight, you're going to look naked. it. So what the public are you talking about? I look like you about to hop out of Batmobile. Oh, bro. I got to get a piss. You look like you hop in that robe after you take a bath that night. You look like you. You look like you finally hopped in the shower for once.

You know what? In respect to you guys, I hop in the shower every Thursday. Only. Only. Yeah, you smell like it too. No, I'm joking. Really? You look like you never took a shower with that hoodie.

I love this hoodie. It's very vintage. Sweet about hoodies, guys. Come get you. What is this? You didn't bring us no hoodies. Oh, that's for Riley. Get your hoodies.

Tomorrow, y'all. You're, you would have swig that if you would have matched that with those vans. Put it on. Right now. It's a small. You know what?

I'll try it out. It almost fit me? Here, let's see. Can I fit it as small? You can fit it, but it's like, you know? You look like a yes, sergeant-ass, nigga with his haircut. I was, sir.

How was pushers? You look like you about to leave ROTC class. Major pain. No, I need that because I need to know the reference. This nigga, Yuri got a fucking Forrest Gump lineup right now. Let's try this. Oh my God.

I can already feel it. Yeah, what? Gay. This shit is tight. Yo. Pause. That's how it fit me. Okay.

Well, you're skinny. You could wear that. Yeah. Bro. It is. It is a hell of small. Dude, I feel like Blasie off the lean not being able to fit on my clothes anymore.

You look like you're about to say, sir, yes, sir, to everything. Yeah. All right now? Yeah, bro. How many guns do you have? having your fucking car right now. Well,

soon, let me tell you. It looked like you about to shoot up fucking Buffalo, New York. It looks like you're about to shoot up fucking any drug possible. It looks like you want to, it looks like you about expose the deeps thing. You look like you got every anime possible

on your fucking pants. You look like you're about to get hit with a Rico charge. All right QN on. You got a do't swim after 1 a.m. on your pants right now. You got maple syrup on your fucking sleeve collars.

What? Because it's a flannel. You look like, I don't know. Canadian. Okay, I thought that. I'm damn. Okay, okay. But you had to explain it way too deep, though.

All right, whatever. You guys look like you just came out of a gay club where you can only have a goatee to get in. Let you tell you can't grow facial hair. Actually, you guys look like you came out of the stupid goatee club. You look like you, you look like you wake up. The fucking version. Y'all both got the soul patch.

You look like you wake up at four in the morning and shave your face clean and then fucking run out to Sergeant. Oh, God. You look like you on the way to ROTC class. Where's your Semper Fight tattoo? Oh, my God. He's full male jacket out. He's sure.

He's the one like... He's honestly the protagonist of the whole movie, for show. Whatever his face is. He looked like fucking Black Hawk down. Black Hawk down is good. Yeah, not Sergeant Pyle, the one that... You look like Inglorious Bastards.

This nigga, Bladley looked just like the Black Hawk. That nigga went... What is that? That nigga Yuri went to his barber and said, give me the inglorious bastards. You want to hear my barb? My barber is right here, dude. He did it blindfolded, F-O-Y-D.

Y'all, it looks like it. All y'all barbers is right here. Yeah, I definitely need 10% from Uri's, Pau Lords, and Housephones, haircuts. What do you mean? Wow. Ezzo, you hear this?

And so you get a percent of everyone that bought that jacket because y'all need to just put up in a pot. Yuri needs to only let Riley's mom dress him because this is your best fit. Wait, so you would want me to wear a rainbow uny shirt? Yes. Yeah, that was right.

What's wrong with that? It would have matched your shoes. I'll wear next week, dude. Fuck it. You look flying the jacket Why are you hating on Like, bro, your mom Your girl's mom got that for you.

Exactly. You got to wear it. It don't matter if you like it or not. That shit is small as well. You look like Ashen Coutcher. If you came to, if you,

Housephone, Housephone, if we had a gift exchange and if instead of getting you a monopoly, Wakanda said, if I had got you like some sort of sweater that I thought would be cool, but you really did not like,

you would not rock it. No, you wouldn't. Just because you got it for me. No, we would. It would be Wakanda. He gave a Wakanda monopoly. He gave me a monopoly game.

That was Wakanda forever. All right. That's not racist at all. No, you see, if I had, if I had, if I had, if I had, I'm like, I appreciate this, but this is racist as well. So it wasn't Birkenstahn. No, if I had went out of my way to get you that gift, it would have, it would have been funny and slash racist.

But no, no, no. No, but you know what had. You know what? Because he only got it. No, no, he only got the Wakanda one because I'm black. No, no, it's not. Can I explain my thoughts. If you would have got somebody else, he would have got somebody else, he would have

No, no, no, no. You know what my thought process was behind it, right? I was walking around Target and I was thinking, Housephone just moved into a new place. I do need a board game. Every new place needs, you know, it's like sometimes you have friends over, you guys are drunk, you don't know what to do. A little board game would be funny, a little pastime, right? You know, maybe YouTube, but a board game was equal to it.

Yeah, or that, or ketamine or some shit. But anyways, I was like, immediately I was thinking I'm going to get Housephone a Monopoly set. I look around the first thing. I see was Wakanda monopoly and I was like, that's funny. I'm gonna grab that. Well, if I, if you really want me to, if you really want me to be honest, my house. I'm joking, you're not racist guy, I'm joking.

I have so much like unworn stuff with the tags on it and shit like that. And I bought a bunch of fucking awesome shirts from Dover Street Market one time, but they didn't have no X-Ls. They only had largest. And I was thinking like, oh, like, it's a, it's a skate brand. It's probably gonna be a little bigger. Nick, it was the smallest large I ever had in my life.

So I had, so I didn't have to go shopping for your gift at all. I just had a bunch of brand new Oh, really? F-A shirts. This is the smallest small I've ever had in my life, to be honest. Did you try to return it, actually? Did you try to call out Adam for re-gifting a gift? It wasn't re-gifted.

It was my gift to myself. I'm so glad you said that in the group text where you were like, L-O-L, Adam really re-gifted a gift because I thought it was funny, too. Yeah, I didn't know that until I watched the clip. Me neither. I didn't notice how someone had said that on the disconnected episode, and we just didn't even notice because we didn't know the context. Because you're fried.

I'll be listening to this full. Yeah, that's why. I literally explained the whole thing. But we had not even gone through the gift exchange yet to even know what was going to happen. We didn't know what the whole... I know. We didn't.

Okay, you're right. We're bad listeners. We're bad friends, dude. Y'all don't give a fuck. It's okay. The show don't. Would you have preferred twister? Jesus.

Wakanda twister? Oh, my God. Yo. Oh, my. Why got to... What's wrong with you, bro? Right, red's green. Left wrist blue.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Bro, oh my fucking God. I know this Nick, okay, Mac, listen. This is so tight. I can barely breathe. We need, Matt got to stop coming with these crazy music. Like, the only good one on here is gonna be a young boy. This nigga put pop can on here?

Nope, are we listening to fucking... Fuck no. I'm just saying, we're not, bro. I'm not sitting around waiting for a new pop can album. I'm not gonna, I'm never listen to any, like, fucking reggae album. I can't get this off. Bro, you just had it up. take it on.

I'm gonna have to show my nips. No one cares. Bro, let them nips hang, bro. The fact that you still got the adjustment sticker on it is fucking so funny. People already know you got them peers. No, it's a secret.

I didn't know that. It's a secret. Yeah, bro. This is so small. This nigga, this nigga Instagram name used to be I-E-E-Munk. I'm getting anxiety. I can't take this off.

Oh, okay. Don't rip my head. Wait, don't focus on me. I'm not to send her attention here. That's, you are. I'll be a young boy, I believe. I'm not going to lie this Claibol song was hard as fuck

I listened to it this morning That was real It was sad It was very sad And there was a couple Takeoff adlids in there I was like damn Really?

One of the mama ones was takeoff Mama Yeah Because that was really his That was the one that he really Unkin few Man RIP to all the

He's the first one I ever claimed Like Unk And made it cool Everybody that was lost In the last year Bro I've seen one of the like

Like year Like end of the year like everybody that passed away last year like rapper edition I was like fucking fucking you heard that Gucci made song what dis in the dead oh no no no the new shit he dropped about takeoff

no he's fucking tired bro you gotta hear I actually try to the 80 song tape well he dropped the new tape called like 1017 bird the final the final chapter or something like that oh shit we were talking about there didn't here so I decided to tune in last it really is 80 songs just about yeah

80 it's a lot of songs you could like scroll through that shit. Classic Gucci Goch, you can drop whatever. Yeah, and it's a, it's a, well, it's more of a compilation tape. He has a lot of his artists is on there. One of the songs, yeah, he was just talking about like, man, that shit's just fucked up. When I saw X die, that shit gave me chills. Damn. You know, and like, he was like,

we live in a world where you can't even take your girl out to get some food. Like, that's crazy. No, for real. That's facts. But shout out to Gucci. I really like that song. I wish I could remember. Someone's for show saying. Dude, I had not, I didn't know that happened. I'm going to check that out for sure. He has that song. Yeah.

Nankuevo this song I just heard before I got here honestly I was like damn this shit is deep also Gucci Man is like hella like philosophical

and he like he drops he drops bars for sure like I felt like Gucci Man does the usual good job and also you know what sucks is like now for the younger people who are just getting to Gucci Man now they probably look at him as like

a feature artist or either like you know like kind of like they look at him as like a dude who just drops the track and it's gonna do well no matter what they don't really look too deep deeply into it, right? But I feel like Gucci Man, you know, people like his whole lean phase because he dropped

a lot of his best music during that time. But like, he's able to get like really philosophical, really deep and really like has really good word. That's always been it's good for sure. Yeah, 100%. That's what set him apart from everybody, man. Gucci Man, fucking is a godfather of all this shit in my opinion. And I feel like he was one of the first rappers to be doing interviews where they asked

them to freestyle and he's like, free style. He's like, I don't do anything for free. He's like, what do you mean? And like, that was his whole thing. I've seen him do fucking. on the spot freestyles But I've seen those clips for show Yeah

And young Dolph started saying that as well Because you know young Dolph was like Man shout to Dolph RIPRIP but um You know He had like signed through Gucci Man He had a bar for him too He said like

It has me sick knowing that like You know he has a daughter and a son Like damn Well it was really crazy Is when he passed the way And those reports are coming out Talking about how he had 500 plus properties

Under his name I was like Damn that's crazy I was like, yoff? Dolf? I didn't know. And I was like... That's a lot of properties.

That's a lot of keys. And even RAP... Storage unit for all those fucking paperwork. Bro, even RAPE gangstaboo, but when she did her interview with Adam, she was talking about how she was like, dude, she's like, even before Dolf blew up,

she's like, in my area. She's like, his name was around as the successful, rich guy who does a lot of shit. And I was like, when I heard he had 500 plus property, I was like, dude, I'm not surprised. That's not no, like five. If anyone has any property,

they're doing it. That's respect. Five properties. Damn, you're going 500 that's like that's like that's like some chinese businessmanship no 100% that niggins that's like that's like that's like that embodies a jacket you're wearing you feel me yeah i don't know in any houses no house phones in the lumini here he went through his bro he went through his uh humiliation uh ritual you had to fucking do the uh skull and bones

You had to do the bro-top freestyle. That was your human-humiliation. The bro-top freestyle. That's humiliation. Wait, hold on, were you really embarrassed to talk about the bro's top freestyle in front of... No, I didn't go for her. That's the thing, bro.

That's why I would never bring a chick here. I swear to God, you better not bring a bitch. She is storming out this door like sharp. You better not bring a girl within a fucking a 10-mile radius of here. I will fucking lasso her and fucking reel her in and bring her on camera. I'm going to say, that doesn't sound crazy. I don't know. Fuck, how crazy is you.

Grab her by her hair? What's wrong with you? I'm going to literally drag her onto camera. No, you're not, bro. I'm going to drag you. Don't talk about my hypothetical girlfriend. Nigue, you about to drag a fucking... Don't you dare talk about my hypothetical girl.

You about to drag a coffin and then go to sleep in it. Hell no. Nope. You're about to drag a coffin and go to sleep in it. Go to sleep in you. You got some drama. You better squeak on it. I have a twist.

Twitter account, I'm fin of tweet on it. What you think? This is like, come on, come on like, come on it. Put my feet on it. Okay. Like 2006, I don't throw some D's on this bitch. Damn. I'm feeling like a nerd.

I had a geek on this bitch. Blasio was switching up the flow. His name is Mr. Switch. She kept liking my pick, so I put some meat on this bitch. That nigga Shy Glyzie spiked the bitch when she took a sip. House phone's like, I want to go to your crib, I got a dip. the 4-6. Blazy saw.

Pull up right now. He got creed him. He all crate him. He always do that. That nigga, Yuri gave us a bottle of cratum. Double-cup stuff. It got crathing in it.

Did you do it? No, I don't even know where it said. You guys left it on the floor. I threw it away. Left a cratim on the floor. Double cup. Look, double-cuffed up, but it's cratim in it.

I got so much love out here where they hated it. Wait, hold on, wait. We had cratim on the floor. That nigg, Blasie got cratim in his pores. Okay. and it looks like you just stepped out the crib in the middle of doing chores.

All your lean, you flexing, but the most here you spent was on Michael Corse. All your lean homies say you drink, but you don't pour enough fours. I'm not even nice try. You see how they try to get you? Try to get you all ramped up.

What you mean? Now, come on. Yeah. Media trained. I need a bitch as media trained. I got a, I used to have, uh,

let me shut up. Blassey thinks he's popular, but he got medium fame. Medium fame? Wow. I ain't tripping. I think it got us. I just do it. I ain't with the Adidas and things.

Come on now. Bro. Listen. If y'all really listen to my boy, he'd be saying some shit. And they actually loved me. He said I just do it. I'm not with Adidas and things. Drop a couple jackets.

Then they dubbed me. Oh. Blasey found some lotion and he rubbed me. He rubbed me? What? All right. My fans told me. Now I buy polo rugby.

I was crying on disconnected and Blasie hugged me. Yo, guys, I'm going on stream after this. You need to lose some way of game, Pudgy. Let's go. This was hell of funny. Harmonious man on YouTube. This was a really good episode. Blasey man on YouTube.

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