No Jumper - Disconnected w/ Housephone Ep. 10 w/ Aliza
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Big box. Yes, sir. Disconnected. Episode 10. Big, big two digits. Double digits, exactly.
I can't believe we made it to episode 10. What do you mean? You were doubtful?
I mean, you know, I'm not the most reliable person in past history. You didn't even have faith in
yourself? I didn't, but now I do. Oh, okay. No, even as like a co-host from like the very job,
I was like, it became a thing every week. I just wasn't sure until like until the first month. I'm like,
okay, cool. I'm pretty sure this is going to happen. And I think maybe like up until like the last
episode, I feel like, okay, this is what I'm doing every Thursday. It took up into the last
episode. Yeah, I get a lie. Wow. Nika, that's a long time. I mean, shit. You know, it should be
just, you know, taking a minute. Also, we try to shoot the pilot for this, I think, twice.
Yeah. Really? Yeah. I remember the first time we were like, I hit you up that Thursday. You're like,
oh, no, it's next Thursday. Oh, I remember that. We were very, we were all very upset about that.
Well, we were all over the place.
There was a little COVID going around the office.
I didn't want to be the blame for it.
Honestly, every episode, there's like the third episode I'm on,
every episode I become more and more surprised that I'm on the show and thankful.
I don't think you should be surprised at all because, bro, you are like the king of like keeping the conversation going and keeping it flowing instead of like just the awkward pause of me and Blasey just sitting here like, yeah.
Yeah, but there's a hell of moments where you guys are talking about fashion.
artists or brands you guys just like um like having a deep conversation and i'm just like what the
fuck are these people talking about but you still give your perspective on it yeah yeah exactly even if it is
kind of like funny it's you know you still have like an opinion on it you're not just shutting up you
know yeah yeah i'll try to say whatever i think you definitely know when to jump in when to jump out
like you know how to keep it flowing right i'm still learning because the two episodes ago i i think
i took one too many shots before the show really and i was making too many random i was just i couldn't
shut up. And then I read the comments and everyone was like, Uri's fucking ruining the show.
Uri doesn't shut the fuck up, blah, blah. See, but like, I feel like reading the comments
is all perspective because I'll read the comments and I'm like, damn, fucking, I've fucked
up everything this week. And then so, you know, it's all perspective. But it's so easy to gloss over
like the, I love this show. Oh, it's Thursday's the best thing. And just to see over like,
Thursday saved my life. But it's so easy to see the one that says, man, fuck all them.
They're all, they don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
This is the worst show ever.
This guy's getting funny out of nowhere.
Oh, yeah, Blasie.
They had me fucked up.
Down to the fucking footstance.
They were not capping, though.
It's for real, though.
A girl comes around, Blasey puts on his comedy hat.
He's like, here we go.
I've always been this funny, though.
Y'all got to be fucked up.
Yeah, yeah, y'all really got the homie fucked up.
Let's just start them.
Like, how the fuck are y'all cock blocking in the comments?
Yeah, bro.
You know why?
You know why?
Cockblocking?
It's because niggies be in the comments that, like,
Like, sorry guys, but like, I don't think that you guys are well versed in being around women and you guys are trying to judge us.
Yeah.
That's what they were saying about you guys.
But that's what I'm saying about them.
I think that they don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
So they're trying to make us seem like weeded sims.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
And it's not like we're throwing these horny talks in there.
We might have thrown like a sentence or two, but like it was majority of us responding to shit.
I think a lot of, not a lot of them, but some people may want you guys to be like almost kind of mean towards Kazumi or kind of.
like, or questioning her in some sort of like
antagonizing way. And that's
why they're like, oh, why aren't you guys doing this? I will
say this. I will say this because like, I
experienced that with the, with the whole
Sky Bree thing, which is where like,
I thought I was going to read the comments that everybody's going to be like,
oh, you fucking asshole, blah, blah, blah.
Everybody was like, yeah, house one's right.
Yeah, man, fuck these bitches.
People love hating on women. I'm like, damn.
So like, I might have to, I might have to take a different
approach. Man, honestly, you could
what was it? You live,
you die to be the hero. You live long enough to
become the villain.
Oh yeah.
Become the fresh and fit co-host.
She.
Damn.
That's what I'm saying.
It did happen in like four episodes.
Okay.
So, yeah, so this is the question.
So how did you guys take the last episode?
How did you guys think that we did?
That was our highest view one.
Was it not?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
I think the clip of her talking about CMAX specifically got more views than the actual podcast.
Oh, God.
That happened sometimes.
The clips and fucking blow the fuck out.
No Jumper clips, man.
Make sure you all sign the fuck up for no jumper clips.
Almost 100,000 subscribers within like a month or two or something like that.
Fucking subscribe, man.
They should we fucking tap the fucking in, man.
But no, I thought the, honestly, that was my first time really talking to Kazumi like ever.
Like really in depth, right?
At the end, I kind of had so much respect.
Like, I think, like, I don't get a fuck if she's a slut.
It's not ruining my life.
It's not making my life any better.
So, like, just hearing her perspective and having such thick skin.
skin and you know like I said every
every girl I ever met that's
been on this shit you know they're always like oh the
comments you know and they're hurt
because Zumi just loves that shit you know
she's able to take it with stride so
I fuck with her when you're making a hell of bread you
don't really have to care about
random comments you know you're like whatever
you kind of like you kind of bring it back to
like the old saying of like you know you
rather them be talking about you
exactly than not talking about you at all
so like
if they're talking about you then it's like
that's you know
That's their thing.
I mean, that's their personal problem.
You're just doing you.
You know what you mean?
Do you think at one point, though, is like, okay, maybe she was too horny.
It got too horny once we started talking about, would you fuck this guy if he wore the shoes?
For every shoe thing.
She was just like, she had no other way to involve her.
Yeah, I don't want to like, yeah, say anything that will make it seem like I'm hating on Kazumi or anything like that.
But, like, definitely.
She did talk about a lot of business shit, a lot about personal shit, you know, personal strides.
She talked about a lot of stuff that did not have to do with sex,
but you can look at the podcast and see that 90% of the things that she talked about was sex.
At a certain point, you're almost like, all right, like, we get, we get it, dude.
Like, you love having sex.
Was it making you uncomfortable in any type of way?
It wasn't making me uncomfortable, but it's like, it gets to this point where it's like, I'm not going to, I can't, you know,
I can only say so much about the sex thing I guess.
You know, like, okay, cool.
Yeah, like, especially as a married man.
That's what I'm saying.
He's sitting right there too.
Dude, there's this meme of Yuri when she stood up.
And Yuri's literally like turned the whole other way.
Like, he doesn't even see her at all.
He picks up the water real quick.
That was fire.
That was fire.
I like taking that approach of just like, oh, everyone's kind of hyped on this.
I'm mad enough not to be hyped on it.
Whatever.
But also, it's not even mad enough.
It's also just like there's a term called putting the pussy on the pedestal.
And that might be a thing that could have been happening.
He calling us custard.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
I wasn't putting no pussy on no pedestal.
So I'm just having good conversation.
I mean, look, okay, after I reread the comments
and niggas is like, man, y'all niggas is nasty.
She's talking about, you know, how she don't shower, like,
like, least amount of time as Adam.
Like, it was one comment.
I was like, damn, niggas is down bad for that a little bit.
Some people don't got to shower as often, you know?
Okay, first of all.
It's different for some people.
That's where you guys overlap, huh?
Yeah.
That's where you guys bond at.
Y'all never show.
shower. I was like, I feel it on that one. You don't
got a shower if you're not sweaty. Yesterday, I did
140 push-ups. I had to take a shower.
Most of the times, I don't do nothing.
I don't got a shower. Let's see those arms. How are you
looking afterwards? Bro, I got two guns with me.
He got those
bicycle arms, bro.
You want to touch it? No.
I was just saying, my nigga, you're all right?
I'm going to stop playing with him. I'm be Kiki's protection
soon. Wait, aren't you boxing in the thing?
I don't know. I'm hearing about it less and less
at this point, so I actually have no idea.
He's low-key training, though.
Mentally and physically slightly training for it.
He just said he did 150 pushups off the, off 40.
Weren't they?
I did 140 pushups last year.
Yeah.
I haven't done 100 pushups ever.
You guys hit the gym like a couple days ago.
Yeah, but I,
yeah, but we be flicking up and shit.
I'm kidding.
Niggas don't really be working out, bro.
The last thing I'm going to do push-ups is at the fucking gym.
There's hell of like expensive equipment around.
What are you guys doing at the gym?
What were you guys doing?
Like what?
I'm doing personally.
I was weightlifting, you feel me?
Like the bench?
He's weight training.
All types of shit.
We got a bench over here.
Hit it with Trev.
I'm on my cardio shit because, you know, I'm trying to get my, get my shit back working.
What's it called the treadmill?
I was off the bike because, like, you can still sit down, but you can still get it in.
Bro, out of all physical activities, biking burns the most calories and it's like the most healthy based on, like, multiple studies.
Well, that's funny because it's where it's at.
It's funny because I didn't know that at all.
I just, I was like, hmm, I get to sit.
I ate some, yeah, I ate some bullshit that day and I was like, I need to like burn like half of these calories.
You feel me?
I think maybe you're doing the peloton where it's like you're sitting in like one spot, right?
It's not an actual bike.
No, no, no, it's, yeah, it's like that.
It's inside the gym.
I think maybe an actual bike might burn more calories because you're going to hold your balance and shit.
But I don't know.
We should go biking together, all three of us.
That would be fire.
That would be cool.
All right, Frank Ocean.
We'll be one of those old dudes.
Nobody got that.
On whose pads?
Yours.
Wait, Frank Ocean is a bike lifter?
No, he just has a song called biking.
Oh, no, I didn't get it.
Yeah, I'm like, nobody got like that.
I did get them.
Went right over a nigga's head.
For real.
That song was low-key week.
Everyone was like fake and excited about it.
It wasn't Jay-Z.
Didn't Jay-Z have a verse on that song?
Literally for like four lines.
Exactly.
Jay-Z is putting the pussy on the pedestal.
I'm not as high as Jay-Z's a lot of people.
You hate black women.
That's not, so you're not a black woman.
His wife is a black woman who you hate.
I don't know hey Beyonce.
You hate Beyonce.
Beyonce, you hate Rihara.
I always talk about how much I adore Beyonce with Riley.
I always thought of how Beyonce is the pit of me.
Name five songs.
Name one song.
Name one song.
Champagne kisses.
You just made that shit out.
I don't even know if that's even a song.
I don't know,
but I don't know any songs.
I just know she's cool, I guess.
Yeah.
Just know everybody puts on a pedestal.
It ain't just us.
But I'm talking about Jay-Z.
Why?
You guys really that hyped on any Jay-Z music?
No.
That's what I'm talking about.
And there really been like a Jay-Z fan.
It's some songs you feel me.
I respect this career.
Maybe one that you really like.
You could throw on like hard, hard knock life, fucking volume one.
You're right.
You're right.
You got some good songs.
Even towards like the later part of his career, I can't lie like Magna Car was cool.
Watch the throne.
I left it around there.
Yeah, you have to.
I'll probably just hear a JZ verse in a commercial, like on a fucking Toyota commercial on TV.
and I'll be like, oh, that's fire.
That's how you feel about it?
I'm not searching Jay-Z music.
Me either, that's what I'm saying.
I'm kind of disrespected you even asked me that.
I didn't listen to 4-4-4.
I didn't listen to...
I mean, either.
But I'm saying that people, like,
that was a point of conversation not too long ago
where they're like,
who converts Jay-Z, such an amazing artist?
No, but you got to think about it.
Rio de Young O.G.
Exactly.
You got to think about it.
That nigga had been rapping since before,
like, some of us at this table were even born.
Exactly.
He was famous.
before I even knew anything.
Yeah,
so he got songs from back then
that he could throw up in the verses.
If we really keeping it a stack too,
I feel like his peak was like damn near like 2003.
And that's when it was like at the top.
Big pimping.
Big pimping level.
That's when I was in third grade.
So I could not relate to anything he was saying
or listen to it like,
like like excuse me,
Miss Jay-Z.
That's when he was like,
no,
that's when like his first year like kind of like receding.
Yeah.
I'm gonna say,
yeah.
That's how you feel?
I mean, bro, he's obviously more richer, more successful out everybody.
But look, we're just keeping it real.
You know, he was definitely bigger six months before that.
Six months? What do you mean?
I mean, technically.
Bro, like, I'm not saying he lost his house.
I'm just saying like it slowly starts receding, bro, at a point one scale.
No, listen.
Once any artist links up with Farrell, that's the peak of their career.
And that's how I feel.
That's not true.
That's how I feel about any artists.
I really got to take this about music because like that.
Yeah.
That's the fight.
Snoop Dogg's R&G album.
That was one of his biggest albums.
Kanye.
When he linked up with Farrell.
He ran into him in like 2005,
brother.
They're still talking about Myspace and the song number one.
This doesn't have to do with Farrell,
but Gucci Main?
What about him?
When he linked up with Kanye,
that was a big-ass deal
when you got that Kanye verse.
And then still to this day,
you know,
you're not hyped about every Gucci Main song,
but still to this day,
he's like a respectable,
really good rapper.
It's not about like finding out new music.
It's just really deep.
just about respecting the legacy, you know.
It's the same with Snoop Dogg, like, you know, like, I like Doggy style, right?
But I don't know about, like, the seventh album down the line.
Yeah.
You know, but I still respect him as a legend because of the things he's simply done.
Yeah.
You know?
That's what I'm saying.
Like, on my personal list, RNG was one of the best, best Snoop Dog albums, and I kind of
leave it there.
Like, anything after that is like.
But you got to respect it.
You know, if he hits me on, be hell of excited to work with him.
True. True. Or like, you know, if somebody tosses you some free tickets and Snoop Dog is in the lineup, you're going to know every song on the set list.
If someone hits me up to go to a Snoop Dog show or, honestly, if someone hits me up to go to a Jay-Z show, I'm going to go stream that shit or just kick it and post some fucking fucking video.
I'm not going to buy a ticket.
Okay.
Like, do you have problems with stuff like that with streaming? Like, if you go somewhere and there's fucking Jay-Z music playing in the background, are you not going to get kicked off?
No, you probably
Depends on how like clear the music is heard
But to be honest
Like the main thing you might have to worry about
Is like only the people who are watching your stream
At the moment will be able to see it
But as soon as you end the stream
Because you had all that Jay-Z music playing
Like no one is gonna be able to rewatch it as a Vod
Jay Zee claiming that shit
Rock nation not playing with y'all niggas
Bro you're claiming my streams
Everyone's claiming everything now
He's about a bag
I'm about a bag bro
If you gonna play my shit
You better at least fucking have me in the fucking thumbnail
We gotta have Josh
your manager on to talk about how much
money you took from that stream
of mine.
Just know my streaming checks.
Shout out to create, man.
My streaming checks be looking pretty good.
You got a good 10, 15 bucks off me, probably.
Come on, more than that.
Hopefully I claim the entire stream,
claimed all the, all the fucking $20 shots
you were taking.
I wonder about that sometimes.
Like, if they claim it, do they claim the donations too?
I hope I took all your bread from the night.
I doubt it.
I don't know.
hopefully whatever yeah so some bro the comments were so angry at who at me for kicking for
kicking you off quote-un-un-un-called okay first of all my my head gets a little like cloudy where
I'm like I don't even remember when you actually left and when Nick came on yeah um oh his name's
Nick how do you say white artillery a artillery a artillery I'm tired of everybody on the show
getting his name fucked up it's a till
Lee a
Artileet.
It's some Italian shit, bro.
I was not honestly upset.
I heard artillery.
I couldn't pronounce it.
I've known Nick for a while now.
Maybe like, what, three years, something like that?
This nigga has changed his fucking...
Oh, IG handle?
Yeah, his shit, like four different times.
This is the longest that he stayed with one.
So I'm like, all right, this must be the official.
Honestly, when I was standing to the side and I was like watching the rest of the podcast,
I was like, and you guys are talking about the fashion and all.
all this stuff. I was like, I was like, I don't know what I would say it at this point. I'd just be
seeing there quiet and I was kind of, I was like, it makes sense that he's there, you know?
And then when I was reading the comments too, I was like, damn hell of people are pissed and I'm
out there for some reason. But in that same vein, in that same vein though, Yuri, you also
speak on the behalf of people who don't know what the fuck going on. Exactly. Oh, yeah,
so your opinion is honestly valued at that point is Matt, you're just know all the opinions
on the show matters. Yeah. Speaking for the dumbass. Yeah, you're speaking on the behalf of
the people saying, what the fuck is this? You're speaking on the half of the,
On behalf of the niggas that's just wearing the random drip around the office.
Yeah, the insale drip.
Who me?
I got insale drip?
No.
For sure.
But should we do the drip checks right now?
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.
All right.
You start it.
All right.
You start it.
All right.
You start it up.
Okay.
So I'm wearing the same Nike's I've been wearing for like four or five months.
Everyone hates on, but I love these shoes.
No, you literally are a little B level at this point.
Oh, I fuck at them.
You got to change your shoes once you get an M.
They're easy to, exactly.
They're easy to put on and take off and they're comfy or whatever.
They don't look too crazy.
Aspita pants on my jeans.
This homo-fema shirt that I secretly stole from Adam when he was doing
unpackaging.
I just went.
You should have stole something better.
And then I got my ass pizza viny from 2018 that I still been rocking to this day.
What's the-
Uri's an OG fan, bro.
He's not an ass pizza bandwagoner.
I haven't met.
I haven't seen, not met.
I haven't got another beanie that I really enjoy wearing as much as this one.
But what was the wait time on those pants?
Oh, we two to three.
We both had a problem with this.
I got mine like a week before a house on.
So maybe like three to four months on these pants.
And it was definitely worth it.
Y'all got me fucked up.
Not like regrettable.
Like six months is crazy.
Bro, four months is crazy.
What do you mean?
Bro, there's people who've been waiting on their mystery boxes from the 2017 drop for like three years.
And some people still waiting.
I'm never going to be that nigga, bro.
When I see shit like that.
I was in his DM pressing shit.
Honestly, after you spend $500, six months later, are you like, I need the $500 back?
Usually you forget it.
I'm not gonna lie, I need my order though.
Yeah.
I don't just be going to McDonald's and donate money, bro.
But he's not running off with the order.
He's like, I got you, but who knows when?
You know what he said that I really respect it?
First, he was like, nigga, do you want a fucking refund?
Yeah.
And then he was like, he was like, yo, like, my bad, I'm used to these fans that are just like willing to wait for.
No, no.
He's usually, like, the fans are talking about they will wait literally.
Yeah, they're patient.
They'll wait whenever.
That's the thing I was talking about is like, if you're willing to buy his clothes,
you're willing to wait.
You know what I mean?
A lot of people like already know about the wait times.
And it's like even if it's fast now.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I was just following Yuri's footsteps.
I kind of as a designer and someone does this full time for the last five years,
I like really disagree with that.
Just because it's cool to paint yourself as you know some rock star who's like,
oh, I'll let you know, bro.
But like if you have options on your site that say two day shipping or like,
hey guys, we're going to take four to eight weeks.
Yeah, but just fucking lolly gag and spend all your money on drip.
It's not cool.
You feel me?
You have a contractual agreement through that transaction that you owe somebody their product.
Well, that's the question is like, okay, it's, you know, two-day shipping after I decided to finally ship it.
Yeah, Koo hit me with that one.
I'd be fucking hot still.
I don't care.
Who hit you with that?
Yeah, because I told Koo, like, when we did the high roller drop, like, hey, we need to remove those two-day shit.
I told you're the same thing.
You got to remove those options.
He was like, nah, they're getting two days after we get it.
I'm like, bro, the customer does.
not think that he thinks you got jeff basil's running the ship and you're you're working out of an
amazon fulfillment company you kind of got to act that role you know they're gonna fuck with you heavy
whenever you do that honestly blazzi was on my ass the day of the day with the the tent
talks just i thought i was on my shit right but i guess it was like a kind of miscommunication
between blasi and i but blasi just hits me up and the dm's like you're fucking up bro
he ordered it shout to blasi for not only helping me with my shirts but ordering one with
this old money just to make sure everything's going smoothly with my
my ordering process, but he DMs me saying like, yo, God, I haven't got a confirmation email.
Like, you haven't done this. You haven't done that. And I'm like, I'm like, I thought I was
waiting for you. And he's just like, no, you got to be doing this, this, this. And I mean,
the both of you all really is. I know you guys have the perfect platform. You guys have a loving
fan base. It's only about showing them respect that's going to allow it to grow. I'm not going to
lie. I'm not going to lie. We had one drop where like I was just, I was just overwhelmed and I just
wasn't responding back to people.
And that's when we had so many problems.
But this last two drops, I don't give a fuck if I'm in traffic.
If I'm doing something, I will fucking open up those message requests and reply to everybody.
And literally, the people that are tweaking the most, if you just give them a reply, they're like, all right.
Yeah.
And it wasn't until I started meeting like interns and just people on the street that I start realizing, you know,
you start throwing these brand names around to them.
And they're like, oh, they still fucking owe me a hoodie.
or like bro, they take forever.
You know how many people
They got me on block.
You know how many people bring up like other brands
that I'm not even affiliated with?
No, bro, Mac.
Mac, me hitting me about activity.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry, Mac, did not that I can do about that.
On that same shit, Houseone was just saying.
Uh-huh.
Uh-oh.
The screen went black.
Yuri looking like he would put hands on
Housephone and Blasey at the same time.
This is why we need jobs.
This is why we need Josh right here at all times.
We got some technical difficulties.
We have some technical difficulties.
Josh went to the restroom.
Allegedly.
How?
Okay, we're back.
All right.
Yeah, there we go.
Sorry, what were we talking about something about packing orders?
I was going to say what House phone was talking about,
we're like taking, when he's stuck in traffic, he would just reply to email, just make sure people are updated.
You have to take a whole day and just do that shit.
But I remember a long time ago during the Melrose day,
days like Lena, I forgot who she was telling this to, but I just overheard it.
She was like, she was like, dude, whenever I'm just bored and chilling, she's like, I'll go to my
IG comments.
I'll go to my YouTube comments.
I'll go to anything where I got a response to people and I'll do it just because, like, you know,
you have the free time during the day if you really think about it and you can respond to a lot
of people and you just got to take those moments to be like, all right, fuck, I'm going to do it
right now.
And you can do that with emails or whatever, you know, just whatever you have those little
moments.
I mean, there is like a silver lining in that.
just because it's like you do got to peep the ones that are asking the redundant questions
and kind of just pass those by i have one person who's asking for updates on every like almost
two-day three-day step basis like what's up with this what's up with this and then not you if you
put two-day two-day shipping i'm not i don't have to he said he told me specifically how to
ask pizza phrase well if you want it you want it you want it honestly after you know it's funny
after you hit me up with those dms i was like i was with riley when i saw them and i was like i was like
bro, this Shopify shit's too stressful.
I was like, I ain't dropping no more shirts after this.
I was our last drop.
You're a drama queen.
Yeah, come on, bro.
You got to just look at the, you got to take the steps to make it better.
Like, that's all you got to do.
I got to learn, bro, you got to learn Shopify.
It's a little complicated, you know what I mean?
Well, at least for a person who's never used it before.
I guess it might not be complicated, but I just got to learn how to use it.
Yeah, I mean.
You got to hire people for that.
I don't know how I use that shit.
Really?
I have a whole team.
I don't, I'm not on that level.
I'm going to be honest with you.
don't know how to do anything.
I don't design.
Yo.
No, you design.
You're not giving you yourself.
You know,
I put it on the paperwork for,
you know,
I put it on the file for you,
but like,
you got a creative perspective.
No, for sure, for sure.
But I'm saying like,
nigga,
if you left me in the room
with Photoshop and it was like,
nigga mock up this shit
that you have in your head,
it would be no way I could do it.
I was thinking about this the other day
is,
I was kind of thinking about my own creativity,
right?
I forgot how,
I forgot how I was on this thought process, but I was just thinking about my own creativity, and I realized, like, I think I'm better at, like, creating stuff on my own than I am at recognizing talent or good stuff.
And delegating.
And I feel like, and I feel like you might be, like, more better at recognizing talent and recognizing good shit.
For sure.
Then actually, like, sitting down and, like, creating it.
But you can be like, no, no, this is, this will be fire.
You know what I mean?
Like, create it, too.
But I'm saying, I can't physically, like, yeah, exactly.
But you can tell someone when they're on the right track.
Or some shit.
I could be like, yo, Blasie, I wanted to look like this.
I wanted to be like this, this or that.
And like give you a list of things that I like how I wanted to come off.
But listen, as a designer from the other end, you know, just hearing this information,
that's all we need from clients sometimes because there'll be people that are like, shit, you know, make me something cool, bro.
And then you make it.
And then you're like, the other cool.
And then I do that.
They're like, if a nigga told me that green, you know.
If a nigga told me to make it cool, I would be like, nigger.
Make this dig in your mouth because you sound stupid as fuck.
That's why when I worked with Blasey, I was like, you're the creative mind.
You take full control of this because like I.
You didn't come with it.
If I could make the shirt by myself, I would have.
I can't.
So like I'm asking you.
You didn't come with any type of like pre-made thoughts or anything like that?
You know what it was?
He came to my office like six months ago, four months ago.
And he was like, I want to make a, no, I told him like, bro, I want to make you a shirt.
I think you should, you're missing out on merch.
And I told him right there.
And then, shit, what if we have you?
and shit Riley on a tent on your head
And then we shot it
We edited you can check it out on tent socks
We did the whole thing from A to Z
That was hot because they try to play me
Like I don't do Photoshop and shit like that
Like bitch
I saw a couple of actually want to ask your opinion on this
I saw a couple of people in the comments saying like
Just maybe one or two people saying
This proves that Blasey doesn't actually create stuff
From scratch he just grabs stuff from Google
And slaps on one another
Do you think like you have to be able to like
Make all these things from scratch?
If you're going to hate me for that, you got to hate Kanye for that.
You got to hate Metro Booman because he's not recording a snare going off.
He's downloading a fat-ass folder of a billion different keyboard noises, and he's using that to create an original idea.
So am I with Google.
You know, I could illustrate that, but I don't like illustrations.
That's not my style.
Yeah.
And, nigger, I've seen it, like you said, like, on some music shit.
I've seen motherfuckers grab samples all day long and play them backwards and slow them down and like,
speed them up all type of shit yeah you can't you can't you can't you can't be upset at me and not be upset
at mf doom you know what i mean or connie west for sampling a bunch of highly respected you know what i mean
but it's just one of those things it's just ironic you know the the more you do this the the
larger you get the more people doubt actually your your your talent your talents you know like i i
hate that you know it's a double-edged sort i love that get the recognition and all that
shit but people the bigger you get the more they they see you as a graphic designer and they see
someone that's actually in the field making shit knowing the shortcuts and all that yeah yeah yeah
like do you feel like do you feel like uh leaking your sauce and like showing how you do stuff is
i really i really don't give a fuck about leaky sauce just just for the fact that it's like you know
you could google any type of tutorial on youtube you know i mean you you there's thousands of videos on
how to run brand how to do it right but a lot of people you know it's only
the top 5% to actually see, you know, like good income from this. And it's for the simple fact that
we got ideas, you know, whether you're forecasting, doing your mood boards or whether you're just
really that guy, you'd be creative, you feel me? Yeah. Not just good income, but consistent income.
Like, I've seen people who have done, like, random internet ventures and they'll may, might be
successful for a couple months, but then they might not be successful for a couple months. And then they might
get back on or they might not get back on. And like, it's like with this internet shit,
it's like, you can't just put everything into one basket thinking like, you know, I
just made this much off this, this is my thing
now. You know, it's like you gotta be careful with that
shit. I'm not gonna lie like bro. We came
into the game like I haven't
I haven't spoke on this at all. We came into
the game. The first drop that we
did on high roller sold out literally
within like five minutes. Everything was
like the high could it has so much hype around
it like it was like whoa this new
thing or whatever. The second
one did really good and then once we got to
the third thirdish one
start slowing down a little bit and it's like
you know oh shit it ain't it ain't selling a
fast or like it ain't you know what I'm saying and like we kind of had to like re-evaluate uh you know the
marketing the color ways we were choosing and just like everything about it you have to like reevaluate
you have to figure out how you can add more value to it and make it more um more appealing again my
biggest advice i always get DMs on like how do you do it and this and that is you really got
treated it's parallel to music you know what I'm saying like you could be an artist you could
have one banger song and do club performances for a whole year off that
You feel me?
But it's not really about that.
It's about creating your catalog and developing products that are going to, you know, sit nice well beside you.
You feel me?
And just, you know.
I'm also thinking like there's still not, even though I'm not sure how many shoes you've sold, there's so many Air Force ones out there.
There's probably 1% of how many Air Force ones out there compared to like how many high rolls out there.
I feel like there's still hell of customers that are still growing, still finding out about this who still want it.
Haven't gone.
haven't gone it didn't have the money at the time or some shit like that it's still like a coveted
item that's hard to get right i mean every designer and every musician is just looking for that one
item that's just gonna you know change history you know like the air force that shoot has been
out for 20 years i think Kanye said it best he's like why the fuck are we wearing a shoe that's 20 years
old but it's timeless you feel me everyone has a pair yeah and that's and that's the thing about
you know that like virgil brought up is like bro you could change something by 30%
something that's already coveted, already, like, well respected.
And you change it, you know, add you a little flare to it.
And it's like, it's a guarantee winner.
Yeah.
Why would you not do that?
People hate on that all the time.
Or like, I remember when I first start wearing babes when I was in like middle school
and niggas was trying to roast me like my, like I had fake air forces on.
And I'm like, no, you niggas is just not tapped in yet.
Yeah, exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
10, well, five, seven, 10 years later, they're like, fuck.
Yeah, right?
House one was on.
that right yeah right like because like babe had like different waves like you had the you had the
initial like when it first came to you know like i got me some bay the nabes like soldier boy
you know baggy pants wave and then it had some weird resurgence recently right the last couple
years it did it did from like that soldier boy moment and then it kind of like it started like
bumping and thumping once like asap rocky came out four years later but why why do you think asap rocky
Because he was the only rapper really, like, rocking it that was gaining that, uh, that rise at the time.
He was rocked.
He was rocking like the babe, like, yeah.
Fucking like winter jackets and shit like that.
That's when you saw a shark hoodie and your mind was blown.
No, that sounds crazy.
Bro.
No, uh, not the brand new guy video with him and schoolboy Q once I saw him wearing this like winter babe camo jacket.
I was like, uh, uh, uh, where does come from?
Yo, you know, I just realized?
I only drip checked myself.
Oh, yeah.
Shit.
All right, cool.
Well, shit, man.
For my feet, I'm rocking, like, these air forces.
Why air forces?
Let me see.
Let me see them.
Yeah.
I can't see.
They're actually kind of like, they got like.
Oh, I see the detail.
They're like slightly elevated.
You feel of me?
They're like snake skin or something.
Yeah.
I got these from bodega.
Shout to Bodega.
Bodega.
Shout to Sydney there too.
Shout out to you.
Shout out to you.
Shout out to you.
Shout out to you.
She'll help you out of Bodega.
Um,
But I got some robin jeans
I got a Sukami jacket
And I designed this shirt myself
Nothing personally can find it online too
Runs chain
And we get a thought hat
Just know I got like three different versions of the
The tie-dye version of that shit
Oh man
Dang
But yeah
I had to bust out the palace vans again
Honestly like like again
On some 30% shit
These are literally just regular old schools
With a hit of palace on the ankle
Like comfy shoes you're all the time
but just have a touch a drip.
These are like some weird elevated
elevated comfort
old school.
So I'm like,
okay.
I'm like,
bro,
throw these on the,
on the rotation of every week.
I got the same fucking nylon pants on from made I've been,
I've been wearing.
These are my favorite pants right now.
And I got the,
the palace half zip.
You know,
it says,
Powell on the front,
Lists on the back.
Yes.
Ace.
Ace.
Ace, you know.
Pal Ace.
Ace on the back.
The little London
London hit
London blokes
Have you ever been there?
Never been there
The furthest I've been out of the country is Canada
And that's not even that far
And then the hat
Oh my boy white white artier
Man
Atelier
Artile
You say Artilier
He says Artillier
Atelier
It's ours but they're silent
There's an order
So I say itiliere
It's Atelier
Yeah same
It's like spaghetti bro
You don't say the
The G. Oh, no. Okay.
Real G's moving silence like lasagna.
That lasagna. I'm sorry. I'm getting my fucking pasta.
That's a cool word. Like, Atelier.
It's like a French word.
What was this shit at first? Like, like, lost and
Nick, where are you at, bro?
His shit was like lost and found or
lost cause. Lost cause. I like house phones
drip, though. It looks like in a positive way
like you just got off a flight, like in a good
way, though. It's bro. Yeah.
Probably first class or like that middle
part, you feel me? No, definitely first
class drip. Definitely. Definitely. I'll see.
I also do people were in the last show in the comments are taking the you got crypto merch like not crypto merch like you look like you're a crypto guy because he'll me try to throw that joke out and I was like I don't think it's a joke I feel like you got especially now like I feel like you got that like yeah I'm like once I really once I watched back I was like yo she was throwing little jabs with me a whole time we were fucking crusty ass feet no yeah God not but NFT I mean you can take it both ways that's all you're like you got the rich ass nudge guys I'm not you're like you're not many rich ass nudge things I'm not you're like you're not many rich ass things are
But also like NFT guys, like, you know, they'll rock fucking just sandals.
Like the shit.
The thong sandals too that go between your toes.
Baby Tron drip.
Real NFT guys dress like they know they could be broke tomorrow.
You know what I mean?
They're like, oh, I could go back to this tomorrow.
So I might just stay on.
They just really don't give a fuck about drip.
Like, you know, it's just like they just canceled out the game.
But they're up.
You feel me?
You can't.
They canceled out the game.
Yeah, we need an official dripper that cares about NFTs.
like a certified official dripper
Because all these board ape
T-shirts and shit
Like I know that they're given like the IP
If they actually buy one of these NFTs
Soldier Boy
Yeah is he a dripper
But check it out
All these board eight pieces
Brer just look even the hundreds
Bro that shit ain't cool
Oh you're talking about like the shirts
And the boards that they're making
With the board aids
I was thinking about that too
Is like you're only going to care about that
If you're really into the NFT shit
It just looks like
You're really into the hundreds
Or the hundreds I guess yeah
I just, I don't know, that's where they lose me.
It's like, I understand that there's value in them and, you know, I'm the only one who isn't making
millions off this shit.
I guess we aren't, you feel me?
But like, like, I can't really get into it because it's just ugly, bro.
It looks like Xbox avies, you know, avatars.
It's like, I feel like very few are making millions off it.
You know what I mean?
Like, the success stories are very few to none of what you hear of, like, how many people
you hear like, oh, I just casually invest into Bitcoin or a Coinbase or whatever or like
Ethereum and now I'm a millionaire.
It's like you don't really hear that I hear that more than often though I can't lie
More than anything you'll hear of dudes who are like yo I had stuff back in the day and now I'm this
You know what I mean like but there's a 99% of the people investing right now or like newbies
Who are just like don't know anything they're like hoping to
Lute their jobs or something or you got like ice beside in situations where you got a fucking
A big fan base already you use that to just fucking take advantage of that shit
I was fucked up though
It is yeah it is it's definitely fucked up
There's no way around it, but the only thing I could give my perspective on is like not to give a positive known what he's saying, but he's the only dude to do the NFT scam shit or or cryptocurrency scam shit and also be like, yes, I'm trying to get somebody.
So you give it a positive because he's not a positive.
It's kind of just like a refreshing note where you just see someone going like, hey, uh, I'm just doing this because oh, I didn't know because I got scam.
You know, so he's just like, hey, I'm looking out for myself.
You respect the fact that he scammed a bunch of people, stole a bunch of money, but...
I don't respect it.
But you respect the fact that he kept it real.
I respect the fact that he kept the real.
That's a lot of motherfuckers that keep it out.
But keeping it real can go wrong.
Yeah.
As Dave Chappelle would say.
Keeping it real.
You know what?
He never kept it real, though.
If he keeping it like that.
If he robbed it.
He's telling everybody, yo guys, please invest in me.
I'm not a scam.
That's not sitting real.
A previous fan?
No.
I'm not buying coins off of literally anybody.
And I feel like, I feel like 90%.
of an ice besides audience is on that same level where they're like i would never buy coin
and i would especially never buy coin from him and i feel like the the few to whoever bought that
three hundred thousand dollars worth of coin like that must be a very new and also it is more fucked
up because they're probably a very young audience you know i mean like i'm very new young audience
they probably don't they probably don't even have the money like that for it's probably their
parents money yeah but then also if you think about it it's like kind of like buying lottery tickets
uh if you look at his biggest accumulation of like the cx coin
It's probably like 10, 20 bucks.
You know what I mean?
If my mom found out I use any of her money to go fucking give some streamer, nigga,
yeah.
She would beat the fuck out of me.
Yeah, you also had to remember, sure, it's $20 at the time,
but this shit was like 0.010th of a second, of a fucking penny, right?
So that's a big part of it where it's just like,
and, you know, there's this big fantasy of like, okay,
you gain fucking 100,000 people in your Discord,
and you now have like two point,
$5 million in your account for doing this.
But now you got to keep up that community.
That's a full-time job, bro.
Like, I'm not interested in that.
Honestly, I think Adam said this on the No Jumper Show last time when they talked about this,
but I think I agree with him where I think ICE, he tried to switch his community to more
a positive note.
He realized that it's not working for him.
He only, you know, he decided to rob them all?
No, so now he's like, he realizes that streaming isn't the future.
He's like, I'm going to make as much money as I can and dip out.
But then he said he only made $300,000 in profit off debt.
Is that really enough to sustain yourself with the rest of your life?
No, not at all.
And that's why it's even more disappointing because, like, sure, he's up for six months,
but, like, now he doesn't have a career.
Now he's very hard to trust him.
But you know what I was, I talked about this with Riley is, you know what he could have done,
which would have been like a thousand IQ move is coffee Zill exposed them in that video
where he's like, yo, I'm just looking out for myself, blah, blah.
He could have put all that money back because he, he,
had it except for like 40,000 or 60,000 he spent on the Tesla but he probably had that money
somewhere else right he could have put all the 300k back and been like yo that was all the joke
and I was using this as exposure and now everyone knows about CX coin and I'll and I put all the money
back you know what I mean like and then people could have invested and like he could look at as the
good guy as a smart I thousand IQ guy who tricked coffee zilla I think that the whole point was him
getting the bradiery I know but I'm saying that's what he could have done but he's not going to do it
At the end of day, fuck
Ice Poseidem.
I was a supporter
like once upon a time
Yeah, me too.
It's gone worse and worse.
Like you see more and more stuff
and you're just like,
ugh.
But at the same time,
he's the type of person around like,
I separate the art from the artist.
No,
not at all.
He is the art and the artist.
He doesn't put anything out
but his personality.
That's true.
But also like some of the IRA streams
were just so funny
but that some of the jokes
where you're just like,
come on, man.
Okay, this is the thing.
Hampton, Brandon,
drops a coin tomorrow are you investing
Hampton coin
I'd probably invest in a hampton coin before I
beside coin to be honest
I got to agree with you're like because I feel
like he's trying to earn his respect back
but I heard
Where is he at? I heard that he is like
off internet completely like he won't even make a Facebook
You know what I mean like he's like yo I'll fuck with I don't fuck that shit
at all he was terrorizing the internet good
Well yeah he fucked that he like took on the persona of a shitty dude
You know what I mean?
And he realized that like...
He took him on a persona or maybe he was just a shitty dude the whole, like...
I don't think he was 100% of shitty dude, but I think he realized that being a shitty guy on stream gets views and clicks.
And he's like, I'm going to keep doing this.
I think like a lot of people end up realizing that.
And then once he got hit by a car and got a chair thrown out of it, like all the shit, he realized like...
You don't believe me, bro, but there's a crazy shit.
There is a rare stream of him and Frosty's a snowman for like a whole hour.
I believe it.
We're doing what?
Just kicking it.
I swear to God everything else.
Because Frosty used to be on live.
It's like 2017.
seen all day long.
And like Hampton Brand just ran up on him on Melrose and then picked him up in the car.
They're both shirtless smoking the blood.
What?
Wow. That's funny.
There's also like a Fonnie Hampton Brand stream as well.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Speaking of Fonny, he's been going crazy again recently and just dropping new videos like every
week and they're all fire as fuck.
No, the respect for him and Uzo, Uno is like back at it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, Uno too.
but honestly it's like only the strong survives type vibe where like some of these people uh from
from back then they just they never had it in them to even make it like as far as they even made it
so like bro you what sorry i don't know no go ahead you want to hear a funny random fawny story and tell
me if i'm a snitch or not you're telling this story yes if you have to think about it that way then
yes i thought this story was so funny and i told it uh i think i told it to adam and he's just like he's like
You're sounding like a snitch right now, blah, blah, blah.
But it's okay, go ahead.
I'm not giving any details.
All I'm saying is, I think it was funny.
Pretty sure.
There's only one person of those types of tattoos.
Anyways, I go inside a fucking liquor.
Unless it's like space goes perth.
I go inside a liquor store randomly during my skate vlog days, right?
And I walk into a liquor store and they have this fucking giant wall of photos.
And it says wall of thieves or something like that.
And I was like, no way.
And I was looking through the wall of the, there's like hundreds of photos.
I'm looking for a photo of my homies because I know my homies, like,
like to steal random shit.
I'm thinking he'll be so funny to see this.
Looking through it, looking through it,
I see a picture of Fawny, bro.
On the wall of thieves.
I wonder what he stole.
Brought the show wasn't funny.
Quit trying to put dirt on his name.
Yeah, right?
No.
I'll take you to a liquor store, bro.
You can review this photo yourself.
I can't believe you would just,
you would put this false narrative.
Okay, you know what?
I'm on mushrooms and that was probably tripping.
Are you really on mushrooms right now?
No, I was on mushrooms.
Okay, cool.
So you looked at a picture.
You looked at a picture of hundreds of people of space goes per.
And it fused together.
You're like, this is a thousand bad funny.
Okay, no.
So you guys are saying snitch is what I'm getting.
I mean, you're just falsely snitching.
That's twice words.
I'll take you guys there.
The police and the streets hate you.
Oh, okay.
Forget the fact.
We'll cut this portion out later.
And the liquor store never going to get justice for that either.
Yeah.
You're giving them the wrong fucking.
What are they?
He could have possibly stolen like some beer or something like that.
Yeah, why didn't you take it?
If you really thought it was Thousand Banffani, you should have took a picture.
I did.
I can show it to you guys.
Where is it at?
I'm going to go use the bathroom really quick and I'll get it for you guys while I'm using the bathroom.
Yeah, yeah, pull it up.
All right, so I'll be back while you go.
Pull it up while we start the fashion part because we got to get, we got to get our special guests who's in the building onto the live stream.
So let's go ahead and run through.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, before we do that.
Actually, we'll, we'll bring this up later while she's on stream.
All right, all right, let's, let's start off with the,
the drip review, I mean the drip news, the bathing ape fans collab.
These are so, as soon as I saw them, I had to send them to you.
Yeah, so we were in the group chat.
Because I disconnected group chat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got, we got a bunch of different group chats going on, but we're in the disconnected group chat.
Blasie sends me this and I fucking almost spontaneously combust into a, a ball of pink camouflage.
What do you think, man?
No, I love them, bro.
They haven't collab like that, you have they?
I don't think I've ever seen any, like, like,
only thing, only thing I've ever seen is like some nigga in his fucking garage
making some weird bait vans.
I've seen a few IG ad, uh, Bapsta fucking shoes.
But like, beyond that, as like an official kind of thing, this is hell of my fucking.
I'm not really, I'm not really the hugest fan of the old school.
I mean, the, the skate highs, the high tops, but right.
These right here are right up my alley, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I can't wait until they come out.
The release date is February 26.
I'm definitely going to be on the lookout waiting for them to fucking drop.
You can't resale?
Yes.
If I can't get them day up, I'm reselling.
Who are you calling it, though, on day of?
Like, you already have, like, homies and shit loaded up?
Bro, just know, I'm tapped in.
Everybody got, like, a Mexican babe, homie.
Yo, that's exactly who I was from the call.
I swear to God.
You got, everybody got the one Mexican homie that, like,
Got Babe and Supreme.
Has a whole, like, team of people that will wait in line from when shit drops.
And that's who you call the day of you.
Like, damn, I missed the drop yesterday.
Let me call it a homie.
Yeah.
He might give it to me for closer resales.
I mean, close for retail.
Yeah.
Good shout out.
When's the last time you pay resale for some shit?
Honestly, years.
Well, what I'll do is I like buying a lot of shit on eBay.
But like, like, custom, like, oh, I need those Jordans.
Ah.
What were those black threes that just came out like last year?
If they're not retro
I'm skipping right past them on it
I don't know they were like 250 and
Oh no that's for sure
Funny
I told you
Nah I don't know
Oh
Here we go here we go
With the Blas
Me looks like Rylou Rodriguez though
That's probably Rylow
If it's not funny
I'm gonna be honest with you
It's for sure
Fony
But like
I see them in that fit
I don't know though
This might just be a
This might just be a
This early
funny
Looks like funny
It might be 100 band
Fony
This is 50 band Fani
Honestly
This is 50 band Fony honestly
No this nigga
This looks like a special
Mend version
of Fony
Yo come on
Not just actually Fonny
Oh this is on Yuri's
Yeah
That's what's like
This is on Yuri
Oh my God
You're a fucking snitch
Eerie
Oh wow
And we got
And we got Rose
We got Rose Cranz
Vic on the right
After
After
Yo, it is.
Wait, wait, wait, here, here.
Send us to Josh.
Yeah.
Send that to Josh, please.
Damn, I can't believe here he's exposing the rapper.
So, wait, so are you trying to say that Fonnie is down bad and it needs to steal from a fucking liquor store?
No, I took, this is from 2016 when Fonnie was just moving to L.A. starting up.
He had a thousand bans.
Yeah.
He got to fuck that.
His name is thousand bands.
Bro, I don't want to get jumped by Fonnie.
So you know what?
Yeah.
You know Fonnie might be the nigger that really will see you out.
He'll chase his ass down.
No, y'all want no crazy-ass story?
I've been waiting for this moment, bro.
Like, oh, shit.
New Year's Eve, 2017, going into 2018.
I had a homing produced for Uno and Thousand Banffani and all them.
I went to this crazy fucking hill in Glendale or something like that, like above that.
Is this when they shot the What is Worth video?
No, I don't know what video was getting shot, but, bro, they, Fawney and like three of his
homies chase somebody down this like high-ass hill like neighborhood and the guy fucking got
chased down the hill and he fell down like the bigger part of it you're scared me bro no I'm dead
ass like they're gonna chase me off the hill that's what they do the niggins dad was like a Hollywood
hill hill hill that he just got chased off and tumbled down bro it wasn't funny it was no too
late who goes to the next shoe too late Adams already clipping this yeah yo what if you wake up tomorrow
and this shit is this is what's going on uh it's a whole
clip you're on academics oh no all right man we got the official first look at the nike sb dunk low
bart simpson yo these are fire these are fucking gas keep going keep going through
these are the type of shoes that you're going to see someone skating on instagram you're going to be
like fuck man i wish these these are definitely going to have some high-ass resale value i wish i had
some type of umpsons insignia somewhere is that the right word no you used it right maybe in the in the
the sole of the shoe or whatever.
Something, yeah, right.
They should have just hit the in-soul with, like, some clouds or something.
That blue, though, that's, like, very distinctive blue on the bottom and the inside.
Like, it's, like, a very specific color of blue.
Yeah, what part of Bart is blue?
Uh, the-huh.
The sky behind him.
No, the shorts.
Oh, yeah, you're right, the shorts.
Um, you know, you know, you know why I appreciate Eerie, because no matter if he says some
complete bullshit, he would at least, like, take the shot.
I'll always respect.
You know, like, at least at least you always got like, you know, an opinion.
There's so many yeary fact checkers out there too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we need we need a we need a strict person that is just watching the show just to fact check what year he has.
Don't listen to me for any type of advice.
I'll tell you that immediately.
All right.
The next shoe is a got there.
Another Nike SB.
Let's see what it is.
Oh.
I think these are a these are a.
These are a bro that makes boys, girls don't cry.
It says official look at Oskie Nike SB.
Oskie, yes.
I was going to say, I recognize this shark.
Oskie, Nike SB dunk high, great white shark.
I fog with these because the dude who, the pro model that's made for, Oskie, very good skater, very respectable.
I like the fact that they're fucking with them and giving him a pro model.
So I feel like this.
I feel like whoever is running the marketing, whatever, like whoever's running like, whoever's running like,
The, oh, like, we're going to do collabs with people at Nike.
They're on Instagram way too much.
They're seeing all these replicas and brands that have been making shoes that look exactly like this.
I don't think Nike would have, I don't think Nike would have did this any time like before now.
I think, can I say something?
They actually made these shoes like last year.
They made the black version.
Exactly.
And those were a low top.
Before the fucking.
Before the way of the bootleg and.
The bootleg shit got niggas just making whatever, honestly.
And I mean, I'm not necessarily a fan, but I'm not also, I'm also not hating all them either.
But the pro skater they worked with for those shoes, he's known for, that's his thing.
You zoom in on this?
That's a crazy, like, video at the top.
So we got Rosecrans Vic on the right, with Riloh, Roderigo Rodriguez to the left.
Literally.
Literally.
Yo.
Bro, if the circle wasn't in a way, we would be able to see.
And grit back to the left of Riloh right there.
Wow.
What's a young trip back?
What store is this?
What imaginary store is this?
I could take you guys to look.
I'm not going to snitch out the liquor store because I don't want to, you know, cost him to $12 beer charge.
Uri's over here saying, bro, I don't want to snitch it.
Look at the fucking title.
Reparque.
You went, you went found the picture, circled Fonnie, and then posted it as a thumbnail.
I was dying laughing when I saw this.
And it's a nine minute.
You really did a lot of.
Research and made a whole video. No, it's not a whole video. It's a whole video of me skating. I go to Liz Liquor because I'm like, I'm thirsty. I want some water. I see this thing. I'm like feeling it. Clickbait. Bitch. Yeah, it's click. Yeah, it's so funny. Yeah, it's click bait. Basically. Jesus Christ. All right. All right. Let's finish off the next, uh, the next, uh, clothing news and then we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we don't like that shoe, though. I agree with you. Though, though. I don't like the hell. I think it's a zero out of 10. I wasn't fucking with the bar pair. They're just trying to make some money. I think the bar pair is good. All right. All right. All right. We got the Supreme Spring Summer 2. We got the Supreme. We got the Supreme. We got the Supreme. We got
2022 week one drop
this jacket is fucking crazy
that jacket is crazy
that was hard supreme is no like bro like who's gonna buy this
as a spring summer drop i will
yeah because you're just a wild nigger though it just be
in the summer no it don't not here
at like 1 a m bro when you're at a when you're at a porn party that jacket might come
through hey just no shit i might have been able to be bricked up if i had this jacket
You pulled up in the mean.
This denim, this denim on denim fit is fire.
Yeah, that denim fit right there is fire.
Like the wash on that denim was beautiful.
You know I love me some leather.
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of leather, so I'm not really.
I'm going to put you on game, Erie.
Yeah.
Oh, those pants are fires.
Wait, what about the full zip-up hoodie, though?
That's hard.
Is that the first time Supreme has done that?
I doubt it.
Probably not.
All the puffers, bro.
Hey, wait, shout out to Blasie for gifted me one of the craziest
thing.
Supreme box logo fit it's
You know Adam
Hater ass as soon as I sat here he was like is that real
Is that a real? Like nigga
Oh I remember that
Real as it gets man
Happy Merry Christmas
What do you think about this one?
I wasn't really feeling that jacket
Yeah I was gonna say look kind of crazy
I don't know that was hard though
This is crazy you get smacking
Oh wow who's that silver surfer
Yeah this is this is fucking crazy
I'll beat somebody's assing this
Hey listen this is the thing bro
niggas niggas kind of
Niggas kind of throw Supreme
to the back because it's supreme
But they, nigga, you got to check.
They'd be having some fucking heat, right?
Wait, that sweater before was giving me
some Teddy fresh vibes right there.
I don't know what that is, but that's hard.
Just like some childish vibes.
We're not supporting H3.
Well, it's not support.
I'm just...
Fuck H3.
I agree with that fuck H3 as well.
This is hard.
Listen, I do not own any type of suit.
So, like, maybe I need to step it up
and get a Supreme suit.
Sheesh.
Niga, how many fucking puver
jackets are they going to drop?
How many puffer jackets do they need?
It's cold in New York and summer, I guess.
That's hard.
Look at the Supreme in the middle.
All right, that's fine.
That's cool.
My homie said it best, though, like,
name one brand you could get
exactly the same style of clothing
as cheap as supreme at retail
price. Yes. What do you mean cheap?
That's true. They don't really peak over
too hard. If you find anything that's style,
that's $2.50, you know what I mean?
People are going to challenge me in the chat, but look for
it. Come on.
Yeah, that's hard.
That's hard as fuck.
Oh, they got the, uh, was that like the, the debit card knit, man.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not.
They're tapping in.
That's hard.
Really?
That's hard.
It looks like some grandma clothing.
Not, yeah, it's giving me like, you know, it was definitely like crocodile, leather, like, grandma vibes.
Yeah.
It's still cool how they're using the whole, a supreme skate team as the models.
Yeah, they use the same people every time.
Like, I love that.
Just the ugliest skaters.
Exactly.
The most rugged.
This is hard.
You know what?
It's usually the kids from the New York.
Wait, hold on.
That's pretty cool.
I've never seen that before.
That backpack zipper thing.
Yeah.
I've never seen that.
I mean,
it's definitely some kids in the underground
that have knocked out some shit like that.
Yeah.
I'm not even going to lie to you.
That's hard.
I don't know who that is.
Oh, that's cold.
Wow.
Fuck.
With the fucking,
with the,
with the mesh shorts, too.
This fucking.
Are you joking?
No
The Gortech
That was all right
That's like the fifth time
They've collag
Collabbed
Wow
Is this fucking
Lil Kim
What the
You cannot hate
On Supreme
Man
Bro these niggas
Are going digital
What
The
Going digital
What
That is hard
Bro
Bro
You gotta go back
To the
To the
The
Vantam
Whatever is called
One more
Two more
One more
Bro
That shit is
crispy.
You really like that?
Are you joking?
With the crocodile fitted?
What the line?
Okay.
Oh, that's what he's wearing?
Yeah.
I can't see it right now.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Okay. Okay.
All right.
We're going to bring in our special guest that we have on our thumbnail.
Should we talk about the last piece?
Yeah.
Yeah.
This one right here.
All right.
Let's just talk about the genius merch and then we're done.
Did you guys watch the documentary?
No, I have no idea what this is.
Can you grab her?
Yeah, I have no idea.
what this is, but the merch is not hitting.
Kanye did a documentary with Netflix.
It's kind of hard.
It's him being like 20 to 21.
It's only just recorded them, bro.
It's like I never seen any of that footage.
Very inspiring.
Okay, well, that's fire.
It's him and his mom getting pep talks and shit.
It's dope.
That's fire.
But the merch ain't there.
I'll say that.
What up, what up?
Hey, hi.
Special guest.
You know, we got multiple cameras.
You know what about.
Welcome to the show.
What's up, man?
Hey, baby.
They've been waiting for you to come back.
Who's they?
Me.
Okay, wait.
How's the camera?
Can y'all see how's the phone?
Can you see me?
Yeah, we in here.
You smell like expensive as fuck.
I was doing that for you.
It's Valentino, the pink bottle with the black lighting.
Exactly.
Sex.
Yeah, I know nothing about that shit.
You know what?
You know what I do know, though?
I got my mom some fucking miss.
Dior or some shit like that and that shit smells good as fuck can I give your mother my
mother-in-law your mom can I give my mother-in-law some Valentino please congratulations
guys I'm not gonna um it's in the future I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna
say why but my mom already fucks with Eliza uh and she they haven't even met already got mom
oh my god yeah yeah it's no she she did something from me and gave me gave me some mom
how many dates are y'all away from just pulling up with Eliza to uh mom's group the meat house one or like
married in the heart. It doesn't really matter
what is... Yeah, you don't need on paper.
We're locked in in the heart.
Housemo's family.
That's all that matters. Even if he
cheats and fucks another bitch, like, he's...
You probably wouldn't encourage that
of anything, huh? Yeah, because
yeah, I want you to be happy and
your heart is with me.
Aw. I appreciate it. At the end of the day,
so your dick, you know...
A true no-jumper romance tale.
Yeah. What's up? How you been, man?
Is this your first time back since the last time you were you were here?
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
With that Jasmine Viggy.
Yeah, yeah.
This is the first time.
It's your first time back.
Honestly, I just been like working.
I haven't been doing really shit.
But I've been watching y'all, though.
You know what?
That's fine.
Hey, it's Blasey, right?
Hey, Leszie.
You never met?
You never met him outside.
No, I just met him outside.
But I already feel like I know him because I watch him.
But I know this the first time we're meeting.
Okay, yeah.
If you, I know your house and family.
Yeah.
family because it's my way y'all got to link up and make some fucking crazy eliza merch to be
honest oh yeah whoever been making your merge before no disrespect but blame adam i don't have merch
before adam's having his fucking cousin or some shit i'm not the only merch that had me on is so but no i
we're gonna do this like we're gonna figure some shit out yeah hey erie though how's it going i'm actually
gonna go run to restaurant real quick yeah go do your thing go do your thing is that a new cross tattoo on your
neck since you've seen me here yes yeah you went crazy on first of all how long did that take to even
that seems like a scary tattoo and honestly i fucking nutted when i got this tie it felt so good
you're insane pain like something's really wrong with me i literally was like moaning when i was getting
this neckt hat so you're really like super religious or something um is that why you got the cross
i love god i want to say religious spiritual i'm more spiritual but not super it just it kind of just looks hard
And honestly.
Thank you.
I'm not even going to lie to you.
I'm going to get some dice out of me just so we can have a...
Okay.
Are you actually going to do that though?
Yeah.
You're going to get a free pair of shoes with it.
Thank you.
I better...
Wait, where's my fucking shoes?
Where's my shoes?
High rollers.
Seven, seven.
What's good?
I might have a pair for you in the car, actually.
Okay.
I'm going to buy them though.
I don't want to know free shape because I support my baby.
No, Eliza be looking out for me.
So I'm going to get her right.
You know what I'm saying?
And also, I might need you to,
to model before you leave.
Anything.
All right.
Don't say.
What?
Bro, what?
Yeah.
All right.
Don't say that and then be too busy to hit the studio.
This is literally the only thing I have planned while I'm here.
Yeah, you did fly out here just for this, huh?
Yeah.
Just to come beyond disconnected.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you've been watching since the first episode, I'm assuming.
Yes, but I've missed a couple of the last ones.
The last one I watched is Kazumi, which where the fuck is my bitch?
Kazumi.
I miss you.
She is at probably at the crib.
She's out of town.
She's on vacation.
She'll be back.
A.k.a. she's defining 20 dudes to run a train on her.
Making millions.
You look good.
You know you look good.
No, I think my hair is covering.
I can't see shit.
But you know what?
I watched them.
Did you all over the fight of them?
Okay.
No, no, no.
I love them.
I listened to this.
You know, I DM that one guy on the right.
Yeah.
I want to be his friend.
I don't care.
So first of all, I just want to say this.
Before we even start this off, okay?
Yeah.
disclaimer this video is from the first year of me being on no jumper this was
2016 yeah 2015 like that this one I just started watching no jumper when I graduated high
school that's fucking crazy that's crazy well look I was still a virgin back then holy shit
listen listen I do not stand by the views represented of this Caucasian cum bucket
and by yourself at the time I cannot believe
Lee that I co-signed anything that she had to say and I do not stand by it.
Well, baby, growth.
This is fucking forever ago.
Okay, so let's start this off.
Okay, can we cut up?
Yes.
Okay.
So she was against the word, nigger?
Is that what you're saying?
She was super woke, basically.
So are you guys okay if I say the word, nigger?
That's what I...
I just feel as you said it.
That was funny, yeah.
I'm sorry, but don't know.
He also put up his hand for a high five afterwards.
God.
Gosh.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
What the fuck?
Why did you put up your hand for a high five?
Okay, listen, listen.
He was probably horny.
Can we not judge?
Or maybe he was on drugs.
Let's understand.
Honestly,
he might have been a mixture of both.
Yeah, so why do you?
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, look.
First of all, I would never let anybody disrespect the black community just disrespect me as a person.
Right.
Like, that was the most ignorant.
Okay, first of all, playback.
I love you guys' videos.
watch you guys all the time.
You guys have my utmost respect and clowning me and calling me a coon ass nigga.
I completely deserve it.
I cannot believe that I sat there and let this bitch just run rampant and just keep saying
that shit.
Now, I will say this is when I was starting off to be more like trying to be fake,
open-minded and being like, you know, you know, maybe she, maybe she's right.
No.
No, not that.
I mean, like.
Bro, I can't believe
that I was sitting there
co-signing this.
It was more like me trying
to be funny if anything
but okay, let's finish.
Not finished, but...
Why?
It's not realistic.
Y'all from different places.
So she was against the word,
Naga?
Is that what you're saying?
She was just super woke.
So are you guys okay
if I say the word, nigga?
That's what I...
I just realized you said it.
That was funny.
I like how she looks at
Roseman.
Maybe maybe did you feel like you were the co-host and it was like it would be out of hand for you to be like
What the fuck is going on here?
I was more on some like
Okay, maybe let me not be so close minded. Let me let the bitch
Let me let the bitch like get get her point off
Or maybe or let her feel comfortable here
Maybe and maybe I was horny
That was the most cool thing I ever did though in my entire life
I apologize as a black man
that I let this woman sit there and say some bullshit.
What would you do if she was here right now?
If she was here right now and she said that, honestly, might backhand her.
Ooh, I'm right there with you.
That was the might have to get Eliza on her.
That was disrespectful as fuck.
I've been, I tried to practice.
Can you skip through to the eat me out, nigga.
Eat me out, nigga.
Eliza, if we go to the studio and you make a song like this, I'm fucking headbutting you
into the screen by your head
and then dragging you out of the studio.
Is that good or bad?
Because it could be both.
Wait.
Wait.
You are.
I'm sorry.
You're saying.
I'm too.
Play back.
And I'm in a brotherhood.
And you got this fucking
cool ass and asses a lot.
Yeah, you are.
I deserve that.
I deserve that 1,000 percent.
You are a nigga.
Now say it.
That's what I am.
She's like that black guys.
Why are they fishing up old-ass?
Yeah.
This is from 20.
Because you know what?
I fuck with these dudes.
I fuck with y'all, pay back.
Welcome back.
But why y'all want to fish up old-ass video clips from 2016?
Somebody must have, like, found that and sent it to them because that was crazy, bro.
It's like society was on a whole different type of vibe.
And the beginning of the woke era, I'm surprised no one called it out at the time.
And look, you know what's crazy is like, I watched.
Everyone wasn't so sensitive back then to that shit.
And also, they didn't have such a big name.
Like, you know, people are trying to dig up shit that they don't fuck with Adam or no jumper.
So they're trying to find shit from years and years ago when y'all were just like starting.
And was this the first time that like someone's brought it up though like ever in the last seven years?
I've never noticed this before.
I never, bro.
When you said when you said this clip to the chat, I didn't click it.
But I thought it was just a Riley read.
I know you're part of the story.
Bro.
Yeah.
That's why.
Okay.
This is why I'm, but like like generally you should be attentive to like what people in other cultures.
Hey, Riley
Yeah.
Okay,
I'm a good idea.
Who that is?
My name is.
We're my booty back.
Lesie less like,
pornoh am damn.
Pimp that bitch,
women in the...
What the fuck is she better than me at rap?
No, my.
Yo, dude.
You might have to,
like.
Pussy getting so wet from the money side.
Triple stock, bitch.
You might have to like,
Turning down, well, good.
Yo, they're funny, though.
I like with that.
I watch their videos every day
when I saw my cell phone there,
I was like, gotcha.
Who are the other guys that called out versus stream?
The two team that y'all had on here.
I'm like, oh, I'm fucked with them too.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Here's where it's gonna get crazy.
Okay, okay.
I'm listening.
I'm talking.
Her face is what got me.
Liza, are you slapping this in the whip?
Yes or no.
Fuck.
Bro.
I'm gonna keep it real with y'all, bro.
I, like, I never thought Riley B was like the savior.
Yeah, yeah.
It's almost done.
It's like a, you gotta get the end part.
She's like,
Eat me out, naga.
Hey me out, naga.
Oh, yo,
Rod.
Why are you trying to be black?
Yeah, good, look at it.
Come on, come on.
It's crazy.
Beat it out, beat it out, beat it out.
Yeah, she's gonna say it right now.
Eat me out, Legga.
Eat me out,
This is why porn stars can't make me easy.
Hey.
That's not true because...
Hey.
Do this sound like this?
I'm okay.
No, what I don't.
Buzz, you haven't listened to my shit.
Are you fucking serious?
You got to send me the leaks.
Now, just know, I was extremely surprised when I first heard Eliza sing.
But I didn't think she was taking a series back then.
But she'd be sending us links in our group chat.
I don't think ADD or Adam be listening.
But just know, I'll be listening.
You hear so, Acapella.
And you actually give me.
feedback, which I appreciate because, look, you can't hurt my feelings. If I'm studying my music,
it's because I want your opinion. I'm not like trying to be like, look what I did. I'm
trying to be like, yo, tell me, like, what do you think about this? And like, you give me some
criticism. I'm not going to be like offended by that. Even if I don't agree, I'll be like,
okay, I get what you're saying, but like that's not what I'm trying to do. Can you give the,
like a chat, a splash of it, though? Maybe like four lines, little a cappella?
I want to
But I'm low-key
Like smacked
I'm fucking
What you're gonna smack
The whole
Like hour that we were
I was having some heart to hearts
I was getting a little horny
I'm horny as fuck
I wanted to get naked
But I know this is alive
This is a live
Wait no
But everyone goes subscribe to my only fans
If you want to see me
Eiffel Tower
Two
Very very famous
Best football players
is AJ, A-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-E-J-A-E.
So this is the main-
And then house phone's next, but we're going to do a song first.
We're going to make a sex song
and the music video is going to be released
Strictly Dickly off OnlyFans.
Y'all should remix that song then.
I just learned the definition of strictly dickly not too long ago.
Yeah, I'm not gay.
But you know what?
I want to fuck a dyke so bad.
Well, I want a dyke to fuck me.
Listen.
Listen, listen.
Yes, but she was a bitch.
I've been trying to fuck her for years, bro.
I don't think I'm going to type.
Who next?
Who's next?
Jawsy, bitch.
Fuck me.
Look, so this is the question, though.
So if you're going to, like, really take music seriously, do you think that you got to tone it back on the sexualness?
To an extent, which I feel like I have.
I completely enjoy it.
I enjoy it.
No, to an extent.
You're not naked.
I see you.
I don't have to pick a side because here's a thing.
Like, at this state, like, you used to have to pick a side in the industry.
Like, you're a ho or this or that.
But now.
Nowadays, you don't have to.
Every bitch is the only fans.
Girls that started out as rapper is made an only fan.
So I feel like you could do it all.
You don't have to limit yourself to one thing.
I want to do music.
I want to learn how to engineer.
I want to produce movies.
I want to do porn.
Like, why the fuck would I limit myself to one thing?
But just know, just know if we being real,
it ain't that many girls that have been taken seriously on the music side
and, like, still are active.
Like, bro.
On Only fans.
Bro.
Like, what's his name?
I think it's really Ruby Rose
that's doing it on that level right now.
Who listens to her in the music level?
Yeah, she had that one song and then like,
is she have any other,
any other songs that niggas be slapping?
I mean, she'd be at rolling loud.
She might be working, though.
When I'm working, I disappear off the internet.
So we don't know.
Like, we can say, like, she ain't been doing shit.
She might be, like, locked in the cut for show.
She might be ready to come back.
She might have some crazy features.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
I just know that one song.
by Ruby Rose.
That's what we all do.
It's okay.
It's a pretty good song.
But let me ask you this though.
So like out of the music you create, is it just like club music or do you got like struggle
bangers in there?
So this is the thing that's different about me because so for one, I'm new to the music
industry, but I'm not new to music.
All I know is music.
Like all different types of music.
So I'm new and I'm new as an artist, but I'm coming into this really, really knowledgeable
about like music.
If you don't have your sister on a song.
Okay, but let me get this idea.
Let me answer your question.
So I started out in the studio, like having one sound,
like really like R&B, like Jenaicotai Vives.
But now like after spending more time,
I have so many different sounds on my EPU
that I don't have a genre.
I made a song that sounds like a Billy Elish song.
That sounds like...
That's hard.
Yeah, because I don't want to ever limit myself.
And I'm so...
Since I am so into music,
I don't want to be locked down to one genre.
Basically, my method is like I'll pick an idea or a sound or something.
So for the movie soundtrack song, I said,
I want this to be like an intro to a song for like James Bond
or like 50 Shades type vibe,
which is so different than what I'm used to, which is like R&B.
So I want to try everything out and incorporate it
and just tie it back into R&B and kind of make a new genre.
Like R&B is like my heart and soul,
but I want to incorporate other genres.
into that and like
make my own thing because
everyone keeps telling me oh your EP has to
strictly be six songs and it has to do this
and this and that. Why though?
Music is art and I'm not and also
I feel like I'm at an advantage
I'm not trying to really like
be put on in the industry
I'm making music because I have an opportunity
to and I can afford to do
that so my music is really
like my art that I'm just putting
out there it's not really to try
and like like
climb any type of ladder or anything.
It's like I've already made my money.
I've already like I can really just chill.
You got nothing to lose is what you're saying.
Yeah, I could just show.
I'm just trying to like do what I love.
Yeah.
Because I was I was making hell of money on Onlyfans, but I had no purpose.
Like I was just partying all the time.
I wasn't doing shit.
And I was like, yo, this is cool and fun, but it's not going to make me happy long term.
And I've always, always had a voice.
I've been performing since I was going to say, how do you figure out that you know how to sing?
Well, I've been in vocal lessons since I was 11.
I've been performing.
I opened a concert for Brian McKnight when I was 13.
What the fuck?
I want a singing competition.
I performed in front of 10,000 people when I was 11.
We want to hear it right now.
Okay, well, shit.
I'm like, too, stand on and all my voice.
I forgot what song was.
I remember a long time ago, Riley and I were, like, in the car.
We listened to some song you, you like either featured on or did something,
and we were like, damn, like Eliza has a good voice.
They were like, yeah.
Someone's that song that they dropped together when they were rapping.
I think might be that song.
No, I'm like a singer, but I want to do it all.
Like I said, like I just dropped, I have so many songs like ready, but I just dropped
two tracks and one day, one of them is a rap song, one of them's like a stingy song.
You gotta come crazy with the videos that everybody wants to see videos and especially
like, you know, you obviously look good.
People want to see you.
People want to hear you too, but you gotta, you have to, you have to use that to your
That visual representation has to be there, you feel me?
Yeah.
People just want to put some shit on YouTube while they clean, while they're with their boys.
And I've been, I've been MIA online because I've been banned every time I make a new Instagram.
But I've kind of been like, it doesn't knock me down because I'm already like locked in.
I'm not really about that.
I'm not really about Instagram.
Like Instagram don't do shit.
Instagram don't pay me.
Even when I had 200,000 followers, Instagram didn't pay my fucking bills.
So like I'm not going to trip and I still have like my audience is so loyal to me.
They'll come find you no matter where you are.
Exactly.
You guys don't have like FOMO?
because both of you guys have been deleted off Instagram.
Bro, what the fuck have I missed out on?
The shit, I have done shit.
People messaging you, like, with, like, brand deals or trying to work with you.
If they want to work, they'll get a hold of it.
They'll find it with it.
Yeah, true.
And if they have the means, then they'll find me.
If you want to work with me and you can't find me, that probably just means you don't
have the means to afford me.
So it kind of is, like, a benefit at the same time.
Like, it's a blessing.
I have no distractions right now because my Instagram is so dead.
It's like, it's motivated me more.
Like, I really don't get.
I'm not sitting there looking at bitches all day.
Yeah.
I'm not.
Or watching other people's lies.
You know what's funny though?
Because like I'll try to send you a meme or something like that.
I'm like, he's like, bro, like what is this?
You know what I mean?
And it's like truth be told.
Like I wish I was him.
You feel me?
I wish I wasn't so like into this fucking like all these jokes on Instagram.
But that helps you like keep up with culture.
Yeah.
With this industry.
But there's a balance though.
Yeah.
We are seeing the fall of Instagram though because I feel like a lot of influence
getting tired.
Like I'm getting reported for some shit that ain't even real.
You know what I'm saying?
Exactly.
And after a while, everyone's just going to be fed up as a community and culture and just decide, like, yo, Instagram ain't it.
You know what I mean?
People are trying to figure out what app it is, though.
And honestly, like, I kind of noticed the same trend that Facebook had back in the day where like Facebook.
Facebook, like, everyone was using Facebook and then slowly turned into a thing where like everyone was just showing songs that they listen to and like random.
It's like shit that you don't even want to pay attention to.
But I was going to say that I feel like Instagram is falling.
to that phase too where like you look at people's story posts and it's just like it's people
who are sharing songs and like it's not even like personalities anymore you know what i mean like
i get so bored on instagram i'll keep it real with you like i really just do it there i just i'm
just on there to communicate what i got going on and that's it i'm not like i don't use twitter
though like where is it that people go for actual track twitter either really i'm trying to suck your dick
because someone got my shit ban and i can't make a new one i've tried on three different phones
Three of an emails, bitch.
Your IP band.
Whose dick I got a suck?
Please fix it.
I didn't do anything.
I called someone a faggin.
I take it back.
But he cheated on my friend.
I had to.
No, you didn't.
Okay, you're right.
You could have called him anything else.
I'm sorry.
You know, you know, they're strong.
I'm only sorry because you're checking me.
Fuck.
You know,
you know they're strong on that shit.
Like, especially that.
I feel like Twitter's more lenient, though,
than Instagram.
No, no, nigga.
I got banned off Twitter first before they ever banned me on Instagram.
Yeah, you've been.
I never met you with the Twitter.
Yeah.
I was banning like, I was the funniest nigga on Twitter.
I'm going to be honest with you.
There's this guy I know Sam Hyde.
He's a comedian or whatever.
His name on Instagram is like not his name at all.
Like for him to start an Instagram, he has to make an Instagram that has nothing to do with him.
You know what you mean?
Like in order to exist.
There's like so many rules.
Like if you've already been banned, it can't even be a picture of you.
It has to be like a cartoon.
You can't put any links in your bio.
You can't put any like a tag anybody else like me.
You're thinking about just like taking photos and wigs?
and shit just to like throw it off.
No, bro, this is the thing I'm not even tripping off
Instagram. I don't need Instagram.
Bro, my, I don't even post.
Speak on it.
Say it.
No, let me show it a little bit.
But I'm just saying like Instagram, bro, I have been off Instagram for like a year.
It has not hurt my money.
That's what I'm saying.
Really?
And it's only, like I said, it's only made me more focused because
Instagram made me want to go out and live like a more party lifestyle
just to entertain my fans that love.
watching me, but it's like
that didn't do anything for me.
You know? Like now
that I don't care, I'm
so locked into myself. I mean, I
never really cared what people thought about me, but
it was just like, I don't know.
It's honestly, it's freeing, bro.
I'm gonna be, like, I'm
to the point now where like I deleted
the whole app, like, the only
account that I have is
my business account, and I don't even run
that. So like, you know, I just
text the nigga, yo, post this, post that.
And I'm on about my day.
That's also because you bust up, though.
Like, regular ass people, they care about their Instagram.
You're a business mogul, you know?
Yeah, motherfuckers would be, like, literally crying.
Like, I cannot believe.
But how would you grow your audience without Instagram?
You got YouTube.
Look how many other platforms?
YouTube, like, anything.
Think about, look, Yuri, think about all the people you subscribe to on YouTube.
I bet you don't, I bet you don't subscribe to none of those fools on Instagram.
And that's true.
A lot of people are like that.
Yeah, you're right.
But you have a niche.
Like, some people you watch religiously on YouTube.
You would never follow their Instagram.
Some people you follow on Instagram, you don't subscribe anywhere else.
That's true.
There's an Instagram, everything.
TikTok, you know?
Like Twitter.
It hits way harder on TikToks.
You'll have somebody with like 3Ms on there, then their Instagram's like 10K.
Exactly.
How's the money on TikTok though?
I heard it's very bad.
I keep getting banned.
I'll go fucking viral, get like 500K views and they get banned.
They're the quickest to delete a show.
I also heard that like on.
It's unreliable to me.
I heard like where on YouTube, if you get a million views, you might get like 10,000, you
know maybe but on TikTok if you get a million views you'll get like around a thousand probably less
so it's like it's like your montization rates wait less what instagram ain't even paying anybody
yeah instagram ain't even paying anybody but the thing with ticot is like you get to grow your
audience and i get more people finding out about you most like especially like regular people they
have instagram they don't have ticot like instagram is the most like age most attainable
like yeah like my parents have instagram my like nieces and nephews have instagram like tic
It's mostly young people and like us.
But then like Facebook is like really old people.
And then like us that are kind of like at like yeah.
So Instagram's the most inclusive age wise I feel like.
So it is the most it's the best to like it's the app that most people have.
Yeah.
I'm not going to lie to you bro.
Like I've ran it up off like selling fucking reposts and shit like that.
Like I for sure like you know like hash.
How much hash is made from the.
repost like did he like kind of start that or
hesh no hesh is the homie that started like soundcloud
repost he didn't really stop
he was the first person i saw doing it we're getting my boy that title
yeah right or wrong right or wrong honestly fuck it yeah but um
no it's just like uh wait look at me
hold on it looks like you gotta like chop some wood off yeah yeah oh god for me an axe
bitch Josh you look like a
you just caught Joe bitch Josh I can't see shit and I this is
I like it.
All right. Continue.
But yeah, no, that's probably the only part I really miss about Instagram.
Honestly, because, like, I was getting to the point to where, like,
nigga, I had time.
So if I see certain motherfuckers in there talking shit to me,
Nick, I've opened in my DMs and I'm talking shit back.
And, like, maybe that would probably get me in the situations I don't really want to be in.
I was surprised.
I heard you say that before that sometimes you would see, like, negative messages
and you would actually take the time to reply.
Whereas I see negative messages all the time, and I kind of just, like, ignore it.
It depends.
It depends on how deep they be trying to go.
Yeah.
Like if you really.
Or how your day was.
Exactly.
When people go hell deep is where is where I'm more likely not to reply.
That's where I'm just like, I'm not going to waste my time.
I love a deep motherfucker, bro.
No.
I got some shit to tell you for show.
If someone has like a funny shit.
Exactly.
If someone has like a clever one sentence thing to say about something I said or I'll be like,
nah, you're tripping.
That's not what I meant.
Like I might say that, but.
That should be blowing me.
What are your DMs look like here?
Give me your phone.
Honestly, mostly like supportive.
No, mostly supportive people like sandwiched up, blah, blah.
People were going hard for you on when they kicked you up.
Dude, I didn't even think, I didn't even think, I didn't even think in the moment that I was kicking you off.
But I didn't feel like I was getting kicked off either.
I just felt like it was just like that's the podcast.
It's a different vibe.
How long were you on the show?
I think like 20, 30 minutes.
I'm sorry.
No, you were not.
I thought she was on there like a hour.
You're exaggerating.
I saw the time mark.
It was an hour and 57.
Yeah, you fuck.
What?
I'm kidding.
I'm off from the start though.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
You fucker.
I think I said 20 minutes.
That's the one unique thing about this podcast though is the fact that you guys or we at this point go three hours every time.
Yeah.
We have no problem.
We only have to.
Yeah.
We kind of have to.
I know exactly.
It's the unfortunate fucking task.
But either way.
I need a shot.
Really?
I was going to take one earlier.
Should I go get one?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
What do you guys want?
I really want to go take a bathroom.
bathroom break okay good i'm bringing everyone shots you want tequila yeah i'll take that nothing water i don't want
anything either i'm good okay okay brb no one get naked without me all right we got you all right i'll watch
house phone what do we have next on the on the topic list okay uh i mean i really wanted to bring up that uh
i really wanted to watch that video so i'm glad that we got that off but um okay so
the most anticipated album oh of
the year dropping in about two hours oh okay I'm ready for this shit
yeat wow two alive the only reason why I kind of support yeat at this point is
because I know he's a European brother that's the only reason why you support him
because he's from Romania you know his whole entire album week like yesterday I'm not
surprised honestly it's so hard to keep that shit secret as a fucking rapper I feel not really
because like you have so many
friends with you who are in the studio kicking it you know what it's not that it's not that it's the hacker's
fans that are like like okay so when you submit music you have to submit it like you know like
to whoever is distributing your shit uh-huh so if the music wasn't if you don't have to do it like that
then like there would be no way for people to to get your your shit that's like you know on your
phone or whatever the fuck yeah and um i don't know bro like i could have listened to it
You specifically didn't?
I'm waiting because we're doing the stream afterwards.
At AD spot.
We're doing a Yee album party.
AD is going to be so bored of that shit.
He's like turned this shit off.
Nah, no, no, no.
You know what?
AD is actually, uh...
He's a Twizzie?
He's open-minded.
AD is open-minded with music that you wouldn't think that he would listen to, to be
honest.
And I've definitely learned that by hanging out with him.
I agree as well, yeah.
Yeah, you had to own like leather pants to be like a yee fan, I feel.
Leather pants?
That or like waterproof pants.
But you've seen his fans wear it.
Honestly, I don't, I think I talked about this earlier with Boston Nova, but I don't even
know what Yeat looks like.
Every time I think about, every time I think about it.
He looks like Trevor.
I think about a person wearing three hoodies and the last hoodie is so fucking fat that you
can't even see, it's so much shade cast on the face.
They can't even see the person anymore.
This is what Yeet looks like.
Give Trevor like six months straights on percassettes.
Oh shit.
Like sunken in cheeks.
Give him a fucking, give him a Louis Vuittance.
A cap cap.
Okay.
Give him a couple pieces to swipe with.
A couple more pairs of Gucci shoes.
You know?
And that's it?
That's what Treve looks.
I mean, that's what Yeet looks like.
How popular, like, Yeet, do you think he's still underground?
Or do you think he's, like, mainstream at this point?
At this point, okay, look, so when we had Twisty P on, I was, and we were talking about,
oh, like, what do you think his first week numbers are going to be?
I said 50K and niggas laughed at me like that's ridiculous
And like
What's the estimate?
I mean
Have you seen it or no?
All the features and everything like that
I think he could he could crack the 50K like I was talking about
Probably even more because a hello other rap
He's like a rapper's favorite rapper at this point
He got gun he got gonna feature young thug
Oosie on the on the deluxe maybe a Drake feature
Oh damn so are you telling me with all those features
all the hype he got around this album.
He might, I think he's cracking over 20.
He's cool.
No, not like that.
He's cracking over 20K.
I have noticed that I've met a couple of people, or not even couple of people.
I met a good amount of people who have heard of Yeat, but they're just like, yeah, I've
heard of him, don't like his music.
And I'm wondering if he's the type of person where he has a lot of virality right now,
but how many people really listen and actually like and enjoy his music?
It would have to be a lot.
Like bro, there's literally a super fan that knew his words.
He knew his lyrics word for word.
You're right.
That has an interview on here just for that.
You're right.
Just for that.
That's for being a fan.
You know what?
That's its first in itself, right?
Like, Soja Boy doesn't even have that one.
Yeah.
Nobody has that one.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's like, uh, I mean, shit, there's not even a Playboy Cardi fan that's that deep.
Adam, I think Adam wants to fuck Playboy Cardi.
He's talking about him so, so bad.
He for sure wants to put him on the plug talk.
No, but if you're a hater, so hard.
I'm trying to fuck.
Like, why you hate it?
If you hate him, hate him, why you gotta keep saying it?
You horny, bitch.
I think without a doubt,
Cardi knows that, like, Adam be hating.
I think they're for sure, like...
There's been someone to tell him, like, nah.
They're for sure, like, watching shit like this.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Yeah, they for sure are.
Like, just like the art, like, you know,
Cardi's engineer.
These artists that, like,
they will never acknowledge us on a,
on their platform.
But they're definitely at the crap in them for sure
How the fuck could you not?
Like y'all mention him all the time
Look how many fans y'all have
It's gonna pop up on his YouTube
If Drake is watching what you guys talk about
Which you know he is
He's going to-
Jake's sure watching this at the gym right now
What's up Drake?
In the gym just punching out the back
Like damn listen to the disconnect it
I'm leaving you alone
I've left you alone
I'm on to the next
You know I want to fuck down
Who?
I'm gonna give you the Sky
Retreatment of you
I want to fuck Sky but
I want to fuck Young Thug a little
Maybe here and there
You got like two more in the universe
You got like two more chances
And then I'm a
I don't know if I could take the dick though
Because I heard he has the biggest thing in the world
I like medium dick
Have a good one
I'll take it back
Just come back
Come back up in a little bit
Just drink some water and then come back
Okay
Don't say nothing crazy on here
What did I say?
Nothing just go
Go away and come back.
I love you.
I love you.
Just go and come back.
Drink some water.
Come back.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
We doing this guy retreatment on all the home girls if they keep talking crazy.
Man.
No, you really kept the Tanto's house home.
I kind of had to, bro, because we kind of had too much horniness on the Kazumi one.
And I'm trying to actually like keep it.
I think we should have like Josh play on your behalf.
There should be like a meter.
That just kind of just goes up.
A horny meter, yeah.
If it gets into the red zone, then it's like, all right, clip it off.
Unless it's like, you know, unless you want to plug talk episode or some shit, then.
Yeah.
I mean, is this connected ever going to have the Patreon?
I mean, shit.
Are you going to fuck some like Zanhows on here?
Oh, hell no.
I'm so good off that.
But yeah, no.
Bro, I don't think I've been, I haven't been as excited for an album since a whole lot of rare.
Really?
I can't even lie to you.
I mean, Rolling Stones.
they called it the best album last year
and he didn't drop last year
that's levels to it
I mean I think the greatest part about
just like the way Playboy Cardi was able to do it
is the fact that everyone was so annoyed
when that shit dropped you know
I even kind of just played it to the side
I hate I hate all y'all fucking pussy ass niggas
niggas because y'all all was talking shit
everybody was talking shit
who's wrong with that and it took a whole year
it took a whole year for it to
marinate for niggas to
do you want me to keep being a hater though
like you always know no no I don't
I don't at the movie I'm happy you feel me
I don't, but I'm like, damn, I wish niggas would at least gave it a chance off rip.
But you know what?
Greatness, you can't put a time on it.
I do think I speak for a lot of people that were on the fence of Playboy Cardi.
Once the fucking live, once he went on tour, bro, I saw those videos.
Yeah, bro.
That shit blew my mind.
I think, like, some of the songs end up jumping into the billboard fucking top 100 or whatever.
Because of high viral, those videos are going on to him performing.
Yeah, no.
I think that he's honestly
I mean
do you think it's safe to say that he's surpassed
not surpassed necessarily but he's
passed up a little oozy
I think people are just
people are more just tuned in bro
I'm gonna be honest with you like
even when the two albums were coming out
like when Eternal Take came out
like I was excited and especially I was excited
because it was a bunch of working on dying production
I was excited about that but I had to
like I listened to it
and like it's probably
only certain songs I really went back to and was really like slapping the whole like you know
slapping it but with a whole lot of red bro from from top to bottom I was like shit it was a whole
year later and I'm still listening to the shit all day ever since I met you all right that's the
last time I'll sing play with Cardion here bro bro like if you never crashed the whip to uh to stop
breathing like are you a real are you a real car I can lie there's been a couple of times where I
bump in a whole lot of red I'm like I definitely want to crash my car right now
Wow.
It's just hard.
I lost the road.
Nika, I tripped, fell on the floor,
broke the class off the roly and law.
And it's in the crowd.
Yeah, you saw him live.
That's hard.
It's still in the crowd somewhere and rolling loud.
She's buried deep in San Bernardino.
It was Bosanova's fault.
Bosanova's like, bro, come on.
Let's go.
Let's run to the stage.
Oh, my God.
It's just a legend now.
You know what I mean?
Like there's a roly in the crowd somewhere.
No, literally.
It's like I sacrificed it.
I had to sacrifice the roly.
give it up to the vamp lore.
What do you think like on a scale from zero to 100 is it a possibility that we'll ever
get Playboy Cardi on disconnect?
Zero.
A hard zero?
A hard zero.
Like I think it's a hard zero.
Like I think like negative.
Maybe a one.
I'm going to give it a one, bro.
We could probably pull like a one out of a hundredth string.
Just know I could like I could probably get other people around him, but him himself,
he just too rare, bro.
Oh yeah.
He hasn't done an interview in like five years, bro.
I feel like if we did it, we'd only be able to talk of screeches.
Like they're saying house and fit
Huh?
They said house and fit
Exactly
House and fit
Yo
Damn
Oh my god
Yeah bro
Like um
Nah
Niggas is just too rare
bro
And he's doing that on purpose
And other artists
Are trying to copy
Like the same format
Like thinking that they're gonna
Like build a bigger fan base
But like
Well now that we're on the topic
Do you think that
Yeek is kind of following the marketing
Not really because, like, you know, he did a Hakeem interview.
Like, he did a, he's a little more.
But it's some Playboy Carty interviews in the cut, especially when he first started.
Yeah, but from five years ago, bro.
Four years ago.
Yeah, when, like, self-tit was coming out.
But that, exactly.
I don't even think it was Die Lit era interviews.
But this is, but this is Yates self-titled as well.
Yeah, you're right.
You feel me?
So, like, he had to get the Hakeem interview out the way, you feel me.
Not like that, but he had to be, like, inducted into the underground, you know.
I could see Yit.
following the playbook cardy path of just slowly not talking to anyone ever again yeah i love it i mean bro you know
you know people are hogging them down for interviews right now and he he don't want to say a word he knows what he
has and like it's just like this like this type of like marketing process that just doesn't fail with like
underground artists and just be mystical and kind of just be like just smoking mirrors for as long as you can
you know that's how you're really going to gain at least with that market yeah but at the same time though
like if you don't got it like that like i think
think you should do the exact opposite and like throw your though your at least throw the music
in people's face you don't necessarily have to be doing interviews but like yeah you definitely
want to be dropping on a regular like basis i like what yeet does though because like he's doing what
i'm starting to see more artists do they're making like public fintas or it's like look y'all i'm
just throwing bullshit on here i'm throwing picks of me picks here's the three minutes in the tonka
yeah here's a three minute fucking snippet then i'm not in an hour i remember when i first heard the snippet
you can tell
before his last
album came out
and it was just like
this all green filter on it
and he played the whole entire song
and I was just like this
where the fuck is this?
Yeah I feel like as a coming
up rapper like that or like artists you just have to be careful
with how much content
is out there of you already
because you can do IG lives
you can do IG posts IG stories
and then someone's going to invite you to do like IG live
like oh interview through IG live
interview on YouTube
interview on uh on fucking what's that fucking voice uh app thing or whatever that that shit uh yeah
whatever that shit yeah exactly it's like club house club house you know what you got to think about like
how much info of me is out there already like you like you got to be like a little bit more exclusive
and selective of like how am i going to release my own face out of there you don't want to be the artist
with like 60 different interviews and it's exactly you don't want your favorite color you know
you don't want to see that shit you don't want to be the rapper with a fucking riley rea video of you
you like co-signing her saying the N-word.
Oh shit.
I can't believe that either.
Good or bad for the rap career.
Do you apologize?
Bro, and we're in February?
Bro, and we're in fucking Black History Month?
You tripping.
I mean, I didn't say it then, but like this month, but.
Was it uploaded on February of 2015 or whatever?
You know what?
We could figure that out.
That's the crazy part.
You should upload a response video.
This was my response video.
I already mean.
I already responded.
You definitely reacted to the reaction.
Oh.
I'm so, bro.
Do you know how solid?
you I was because I watched those dudes
every time. So like the video
it was up for like five minutes. I'm like oh shit
Riley Reed and then as soon as I press play
and I see it's me sitting there. I'm like
oh no. You were in the group chat you're like I can't believe
I let this slide like at the time
and I was just like and then I was like what is the house I'm
talking about? I had to watch it and I was like oh damn
like I didn't even notice this
at the time because I watched
that interview. Yeah I didn't think it was
it's probably hell of stupid shit you said in like
2015 and 2016 and I do
do not want to know about any of it.
You probably said the gayest shit ever.
Bro, archive anything that I was ever in.
You know what's the funniest picture, though?
Josh, you might have to pull up that
that photo of house phone off drugs
on the first No Jumper tour that they keep tagging you in.
Nick, that's Rahim.
Yeah, that's where he was dead,
but that shit got to be fucking,
you seen that photo?
Yeah, I was actually going to ask.
That's not house phone.
I know it's all house phone.
What's up of Rahim recently?
I haven't heard about him in a while.
She's probably filming, you know, he, yeah.
He's, he got some clothing drop, you feel me?
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
You're in the bad for the doubt.
He was always, uh...
He was like Little Pump's first photographer or something, right?
He was just like the creative, homie around them.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, no, he was always fire, though, so, like, he kind of was the one, I'm gonna be honest.
He kind of was, uh, one that, like, kind of told me, like, if you want to be taking serious as a rapper,
like, you gotta, like, stop to no jumper shit.
And I really took serious consideration when he told me that.
Dang.
He told me that back in the day.
Good thing you didn't follow me.
I'm glad I didn't listen to that.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm glad I did not listen to that thing.
Yeah, there's no rules to this shit, man.
I mean, back then it was different, though, bro.
It was 2016, 2015.
Yeah, you got to be in your, like, your SoundCloud bag.
Somebody tell Eliza, after she's drink some water and, like, calm down a little bit, she can come back.
She probably stormed off.
Huh?
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Ski, can you tell her that?
Can you tell her to drink some water real quick and then come back?
Do some push-ups.
Yeah.
$20.
Wait, how much were you charging for people to...
A dollar.
You were a fucking psycho.
I also know, that's why you kind of swole.
14 bucks
Hey, niggas better
Nickas better stop talking shit to
To Yuri, bro
Yuri's swole
No, he's swell
But he's also like a mini ice beside
And now that I'm starting to realize
A mini ice beside
Instead of like NFTs or coins
He's just selling pushups
It just you know
I do it sells pushups
Dabs and fucking shots
I do what the fans like
You know
They notice that they were like
Yo we fuck at the dollar pushups
We fuck at the dollar minute streams
Fix her neck a little bit
Fix the drip
There you go
Yuri but you can't be doing these
Full play by Cardi.
You can't be doing these like free like side of freeway like little like give me $2
and I'll do this.
Yeah.
Like right.
Like how much do I do?
Because think about what you're doing.
You got to think about what level you're on now like, nigga, you could charge fucking $20
a push up if you want it.
You know who I'm giving a dollar a push up to?
Do you want me to say it?
It's when I leave the freeway and a homeless man.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'll fucking take a death for five bucks, man.
I'll be like, all right. Hey, here you go, bro.
Knock yourself out.
Wow.
You're comparing me to a freeway bump.
When it comes to donations, baby.
Bro, if I go on stream and start asking $100 and $20 to do stuff, I'm going to get no donation.
You might get more people viewing you on like a car level if you're on the freeway side of freeway saying $2 shots, $5.00 dabs.
You might get more.
You know what I'm saying?
Like they're going to run into 100 people every 10 minutes.
True.
just saying, Matt, it's about working hard. It's about working smarter.
Yes, yeah, you're working too hard.
I don't regret the dollar pushups because how many pushups?
How many pushups did you guys do last night or yesterday?
Zero.
Zero.
I did 140.
Also, no one paid me a dollar per pushup.
Well, you didn't do a single push up to Annie.
At least charge $5 per push up.
If someone want to send me $10 a pushup, y'all could Vamo me at at Blasey.
What do you can do right now or send them a video?
I'll throw it on my story.
I'm dead ass.
$10 of push.
Chris one sends 10 bucks to Blassey.
He will post a story of him doing a one push-up.
Yes.
Yeah.
It'll be a firm one, though.
I'm going to get the Nike shoes.
You know,
I'm going to have my whole gym.
I might shoot it at the gym.
It's 10 bucks.
But, like, you don't know when these $10 are coming in.
Are you going to have this fit on you at all times of the day to switch in for one single push-up?
That's what I'm saying you got at quality to your product.
If someone's paying you $10, you got a knot, you got a knot, put on some fucking
EDM and I was
Crows Cranking these pushups out
Versus quantity
That's some shit I see on the side of the freeway
I love Gary, bro
Man
You guys are joining the Trevor side right now
Talking shit on the streams
I feel like we're doing a good job
Digger a dollar pushup is doing
You know
Dollar is too cheap
What about
What about like 50 cents in orange
They have super beef
Eat an orange
I don't know
Can we tell me about that or no
Yeah yeah
What's the beef with Chev
I love you both
What's good?
Oh, there's no beef with Treve.
Yes, it is.
It's like some like...
Trag, come here and explain the beef.
It's like some older brother, younger brother.
Who's the older brother?
I'm the older brother and he's like kind of like, you know, I go ahead.
So he's the cooler younger brother.
Or you're the cooler older brother.
He's like trying to crawl into my room and see all my cool stuff type shit.
I'm like, get out of here, dude.
So, so what, so what part is your room, quote unquote?
Like, is he like, is he trying to steal your job?
Is that what you're saying?
Is that what you're saying?
No, no, that's not what I'm trying to say.
I'm just, no, no, I'm fucking around.
Trevor and I are cool.
But he tries to tell me what I do wrong.
And I don't like listening to advice sometimes, especially.
Well, how the fuck do you want to grow, baby?
You're all on the team.
But Trev comes from a very, you know, like, instigative side where he's just like,
you're fucking up.
Your shit's trash, blah, blah, like on.
But honestly, that's what sucks about, I guess, like, not seeing y'all interact all
days because I come here for like three hours.
I don't see what happens at 11 a.m.
between Yuri and Trev.
It doesn't start with Trev just antagonizing all.
Oh, yeah.
Steve's looking to be crazy.
Treve would put his hat out on his head.
Treve'll try to give me some innocent advice.
I'll be like, no.
Trevor will be like, why don't you listen to the device?
And I'd be like, you know, I'm good.
And then he just evolved.
It would be like a snowball effect.
He'll be on his nigga.
No, it is.
He is trying to be constructive.
I'm going to try to say Trevor, Treve's trying to be a bully.
He's trying to be constructive, but I just refuse to.
to take the advice.
Now, just, just know Trev got the craziest comebacks, bro.
He will put everybody in a place if anybody talks shit to Trev.
So that's one.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't see this shit.
They're both quiet.
Yuri has more personality, but I don't see Yuri, like, being, like, snappy.
He's a little, like, house cat.
Like, he might.
Tram.
Tram is ready to snap on you.
You should see Blasie in the group chat.
He's antagonizing his face.
He likes to try to start fights or, like.
I'm bored of shit, man.
He's Adam, so he's Adam.
Adam's the instigator.
That's Blasie?
Yeah, I try to be...
I mean, I just want to see y'all get down.
I'm sorry.
Wow.
Okay.
I'm going to try antagonize a fight between you and the dude who broke your computer.
Go for it.
I'll be his ass.
Why do you break your computer?
He's like fucking 14.
Yeah.
He's a 17-year-old child.
That's like my designer.
That's like his little product.
And you're just going to let him step all over you?
Come on.
I mean, you're going to let fucking Trevor be a better YouTuber.
Oh.
You're going to let Trevor.
Better YouTuber.
Who's the better podcaster?
Tell me now.
Trevor.
Oh.
Wow.
That's fucked up.
I'm honestly coming to the next show with a VBC shirt.
Honestly.
The truth.
Damn.
That's crazy.
On God.
Me and the lights our big VBC.
You're coming through with the VBC shirt?
Yeah.
I'm going to fucking correct the right BBC.
I'm going to have a tent talk whacked out shirt.
Damn.
That's crazy.
I'm not having you burning in a tent.
Wow.
You know, A.D.
said he was going to do that for our hat battles?
What?
He was going to have
Like that
He needed that
He was going to have a bunch of
A bunch of like
Fuck house phone on his hat
Oh damn
By white artillery A
That'd be crazy
If the homie
If the homie co-signed that
We might have to square up
Nah
I would I would rock that
Just put a little
I'm trying to
Right before
I'm trying to fuck house phone
Put a little
Yeah
But then we can friends and family
Who could rock that
I would rock that
There you go
Bad bitches
Only fans bitches
Are gonna rock that shit
You might rock
He's got on a drunk night, you know?
You know what was funny about that?
Okay, so my old Instagram,
my second Instagram was called Property of Housephone
because I had,
I had Blasey make me like some Mike Jones-inspired merch
where Mike Jones had like three years old.
Yeah, so Mike Jones merch,
it said Property of Mike Jones with his number at the bottom.
So the merch was kind of inspired,
it was kind of inspired from that, right?
So I had the secondary Instagram for when we dropped that merch.
So once my first Instagram got deleted, I was using that Instagram, the property of house phone Instagram.
So I was like, bad bitches would be tagging me and shit on anything thing.
And it's like property of house phone.
I remember that actually.
It should be owned by house phone.
Oh, bitch, you own me.
What's good?
Would you have dudes reposting it too?
Hell yeah.
Had a bro.
Had a bro.
Adam.
Yeah.
A couple subs on there.
Yeah, that's the thing.
Okay.
That's the thing about all these girls that I know.
that do only fans that are like okay like you got you got to fuck me on only fans i'm like
yo you know that there's gonna be niggas signing up just to see me fuck which is like
yeah but why the fuck would we care i mean yeah you don't care it's crazy knowing that you
you're kind of gatekeeping that power it's like no i'm not gonna let any guy jack out to this
i'm cool yeah for real you think your penis is so special that's what i'm saying it's like
you should make only fans and just sling dick to the bitches that are on only fans that come here
This is what I keep telling y'all.
If I was down bad and like I wasn't making fucking seven figures off clothes and shit,
then maybe I would do that.
Bro, make another six, seven figures.
That's a thing like you don't need to.
If you needed to, you could and you would.
That's the thing about me.
It's like when I say I don't sell pussy,
I'm not saying I'm talking shit about girls that fuck for money.
I've definitely fucked for money.
I'm just saying at this time in my life,
I don't need to.
If I had to,
I definitely fucking way.
What were you charging though?
It's not even like I was charging.
I would fuck like celebrities and they would pay me.
I would only fuck them if they were giving money.
It would be like one to five K like to fuck an NBA player or some shit.
But it wasn't ever.
They got more than that though.
You better up charge.
But yeah, but that was back when I was like 19.
I don't know the fucking game.
I don't know shit.
I was just like having fun.
Honestly, I was gassed up fucking them.
So I don't even need the money.
I was just like that.
I always,
feeding my ego was good.
I always hear like girls like say shit like that.
I'm like, how do you not realize that like every nigga wants to fuck?
It don't matter if they work at the jack-in-a-box drive-thru or if they are-
And they'll pay.
They'll save them pennies and pay to fuck.
So, bitch, you got to fuck them.
Not for real, they'll save them coins and pay to fuck, bitch, if they want to.
You fucking an NBA player for 5K?
Fuck, no.
No.
What's your bottom dollar, though?
Don't, don't shame.
10K.
10K.
You want to suck a little dick?
Bro, my asshole will have to be reconstruct.
Okay, but what's your bottom dollar?
What are you talking about?
He pulled up with a brink truck.
A brink truck.
A brink's truck? All hundreds.
What's your bottom dollar?
You got to get freaky, bro.
Honestly, here's my bottom dollar.
A personal private island
where you have to pay the taxes
for the rest of my life.
What the fuck?
And then also on top of that,
$500 million.
And then also $500 million.
All right.
You didn't work.
$500 million.
And then I literally fuck
Donald Trump for probably like 30K
$5 million.
No, I said $500 million.
Get your head out the crowd,
Jerry.
Okay, okay, okay, let's be reasonable here.
50 million
and three albino zebras.
Huh?
You know damn what Donald Trump hit you up
on the live and was like, hey, I'm gonna fuck.
I want you to fuck me for 50k.
You would do it for 50K.
No, but I'm not selling myself
to an NBA player.
No.
I'm already known as the orange guy.
I will for then on out be known as the NBA guy.
No, you could be known as the...
Orange guy.
Donald Trump is the orange guy.
Exactly.
The orange guy.
Exactly.
No, Donald Trump is the orange guy.
No, you're known as 10 talks.
Exactly.
Speak of.
Come on.
Depends on who's talking, I guess.
You know what you should do?
You should start...
You're known as having a bad bitch girlfriend.
That's what you know.
And that's the best thing you could be known as.
You know what you should do?
You know what you should do?
You know what you should do?
should start like a like a plug talk type situation where you get homeless people and you get them
to you get them to fuck in a tent who are they fucking each other oh or you no no oranges in there
no he's wiped up why don't want to get into the porn industry guys I you know I love
don't drip of content but I'm not trying to get into the porn industry here that's what I keep
trying to steer away yeah maybe you got to get the fuck out of here that's why I'm gonna get the
I got to get the fuck on.
Oh, you better suck up or get the fuck.
God damn it.
Get up academics or fresh and fit or some shit.
God damn it.
Okay.
You better suck up or get the fuck up.
Yeah.
Wow.
When's your girlfriend arriving house phone?
Right here.
She's right here.
Wait, you're cheating on me.
No, this is the one he's been speaking on the last six episodes.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, okay.
I'm mistaken, I guess.
She's right here.
Don't sure.
Oh, shit the fuck.
Yeah, Miri, you're a hater.
Do you have any more topics that we missed during that?
That's what you mean?
You're you fucking NBA players is a topic
Bro, I
Fucking know NBA
How about you?
What's your bottom dollar?
Who's it?
I don't even know one NBA player
If you could pick one date
Who's the guy who fought Bruce Lee?
A bazillion dollars,
you happy?
I said 50 million
You said that was too much.
You're saying bazillion.
Because you're not worth 50 mil.
I'm sorry.
Wow.
This shit different.
You ain't seen this coo.
No you're worth a little bit.
This cooge.
You don't even shower.
I watched the same.
Wow.
So weak as shit.
You don't even fuck.
You gotta lower it.
You gotta lower the value.
No, you're a little street walker.
Yo, I'm not wearing leather pants all day with like three layers of sweaters.
You got citrus all over my shit.
You're a little streetwalker.
What?
Manscape.
You gotta get Manscape and then maybe you can raise.
Sorry.
We got no,
we got no affirm.
We're not shopping.
No promo.
But you got to use the ball deodorant.
Is you Gillette?
Deodorizer balls and then maybe you can up or your price, but not that much.
that much.
Like, be realistic.
I refuse to clean myself.
You're wearing a green star on your
on your beanie.
Well, what's the most you dropping on Yuri then?
I'm not dropping shit.
What the fuck?
Have you guys ever heard the term?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
Yeah.
Exactly.
But then there's some people that are just universe.
That's what ugly people say.
Wow.
Wow.
Thanks.
I live by those words.
There are some people that are just universally
beautiful.
Yeah.
Exactly.
If we're going to be honest.
Yeah, it's true.
Dirty or not dirty?
There's some homeless.
people you see on the street, you're like,
no, I'm not.
That's a handsome guy right there.
It was a meme of this homeless
dollar donations, tent talks,
and finding homeless women attractive.
I said men.
I said men.
Wait, no, but not like that.
Pause.
Wait, pause.
Okay, never mind.
What are you going to say?
No, what were you going to say?
You literally specifically said men when you didn't have to say this.
But now I'm starting to question.
Now I'm starting to question.
This is the antagonizing part of Blasie I'm talking about.
You like to throw.
those words.
No, I don't.
You like homeless women attracted.
That was me that said, you said homeless man.
And that was you that said that.
Two dollar car washes.
Ten talks.
You know, listen, I'm telling you, you should, you should pivot tent talks into a homeless porn
conglomerate.
Or you have homeless people who have sex intense.
I'd rather help the homeless find housing.
You feel.
You will.
Quit keeping.
They'll make so much money.
If you take.
If you take a, you can fucking fund that shit.
If you take a heroin addicts from the street and give them $100,000 a month all of a sudden, it's not going to end well.
How do you know that?
Quit judging.
Yeah, you have, you have no faith in the homeless people?
All right, I'm going to shut up.
They're your guests.
They're not my guess.
I'm not inviting homeless people to that talks.
So you're saying you don't want homeless people in and out of your house?
Yuri, you're going to act like your donation screen.
Whenever you do donation streams, it doesn't have.
you on a fucking sidewalk
When was the last time you invited a homeless person
into your office?
Whenever you came.
Yuri, why don't you donate like a percentage of what you make on tent talks
to a homeless shit or something?
I'm I'm a missed paycheck away from becoming homeless
so I can't afford to, you know.
Have you ever?
The shoe cleaning.
Have you ever missed a day at,
at work except for recently when you had like your personal stuff?
It's pretty rare where I have to call in and be like, oh, I'm too sick.
That might have happened once or twice, but honestly, it's very adjustable where you can be like,
hey, like, I wanted to do this two weeks from now.
Is that okay?
And like, you know, sometimes that.
I'm not that plan out in life.
But I'm usually not like sick like that.
On a serious note, though, like I've known you for three years.
What do you do here?
You used to edit though, right?
You just be kicking in the restroom.
That's literally the burning question we all have.
Oh, okay, okay.
So it's constantly, wow, thanks a lot.
It's constantly,
and you got your girlfriend to job here.
But everyone's bishing at you,
but I never know what they're bishing at.
You guys want to hear the deep and depth explanation
of what I do here sometimes?
Sometimes.
Wait, hold on,
it evolves, right?
I've done a lot of different things throughout the company.
But now my position is mostly,
you know, making sure that the interviews are set up,
working smoothly,
the office is clean.
by making sure the interviews are setting up the cameras, the lights, the things.
That's not my job.
Who's job is that, Trevor's?
Yeah, he's slacking.
I don't know what's up with that.
The bathroom was nasty?
I mean, it's just like a shitting of bathroom.
I can't wait until I get to hear all news studio.
Wow.
Are you going to walk out?
I'm excited for that too.
You told me to get out.
I was trying to jack off and suck it dick thing.
I like how people like to calm me out.
saying you don't do nothing
what do you mean
okay
you just
wait hold up
house phone
how also
you're speaking it called
bitch
tell me what it is
speak on it
I don't want to go
too in death
because I'm going to release
too much sauce
you know I mean
but the clips channel
also requires a lot of my time
because we got to get
hell of posts up
every single day
you know what I mean
like and not a lot of channels
are able to do that
like where they're getting
five plus posts up a day
which is you know
pretty good
So you're on final card.
Back in the day, no, Adobe Premiere,
back in the day it was like Facebook clips.
Now it's the YouTube, no jumper, no jumper clips channel shit.
Working in the office, clips channel, the streams.
There's like a bunch of random stuff.
Whenever there's computer stuff that we got to get handled,
whenever there's, the other day I had WAC 100 call me at like 11 p.m. saying,
Yo, Yuri, Adam referred me to you to get my podcast set up.
And I was like, all right, you got to get this, this, this is.
I'm talking to Wack 100 for the first time I,
life on the phone at like 11 p.m.
There's a random.
Why do you keep saying 11 p.m?
Like that's a fucking.
I'm just saying it requires my whole life where I can get a text at midnight saying like,
yo, this got to get done.
And I'm like, all right, for sure.
And I'll work on a midnight type shit.
So it requires all all in sound like it doesn't end at any time basically.
That's what we sign up.
It's a marathon. That's why.
There's no ending in sight.
That's what we, that's what we all signed up for, man.
Exactly.
Which I'm not complaining about it.
I'm just trying to defend.
I'm not complaining about this.
I'm not doing none over here.
No, I feel like they just, they never knew.
I knew this is the first time I hear that shit, though.
We need the birdman clip.
Put some respect on my name, bro.
Exactly.
We just did, though.
We just heard.
Like, we literally had no clue.
Okay.
Nobody had a clue.
I was genuinely, have I ever been rude to you, Yuri?
I love you and I respect you.
I was just curious because since day one, everyone's been bitching at you and no one knows
your job is.
And how the fuck would I know.
That's how I, she took the words on my mouth.
Wait, do you guys know what Bosanova does?
Yes.
I know.
What does he do?
He gets videos and he's amazing.
He just looks cute and he's very sweet.
Trevor edits the videos usually.
I don't know.
You hate Trevor and don't speak on him.
I'm not sure I'm not sure to throw it.
No, no, no, I'm just trying to say.
Do you guys know what everyone else does exactly?
Yes, I know what everybody does.
I'm just a mystery man.
You're saying you clock out early.
House phone carries the show.
That's what my baby do.
I didn't say that.
I didn't say it.
She said it.
I didn't, I don't have to say it.
I'm saying with the fans say.
The fans wanted you back.
The fans just.
got mad at me for kicking you all right now. I did too
because I was very last and confused. I thought
it was very appropriate and very, very
in-cater. I just wanted you to like drink some water,
you know what I'm saying? All right, well, that's all I
have in this bitch and I'm miserable, because I'm
stuck dick and get fucked up
and naked. I felt that. Later, though,
later. Yeah, there you go. That's like
I know my place. Exactly, and that's
why I fuck with you, Eliza, because you do know
your place. Thank you. And look, did I argue
with you? No. No. Wow.
I love. Because why would I argue in my brain?
That's true love right there. That's true podcast.
love.
I know your place.
Y'all are probably the first no jumper like couple.
Do you know how many people want me to day house phone like in my ideas and shit?
Do you want her to date house phone?
Sure.
My house phone is deeper than dating.
Josh is like where this is my family.
You got to make sure he.
Not in a weird way, but like I would ride and die for house phone.
You know what I mean?
He'll be here in five years with you.
Even if we dated and we didn't date, we'd still be family.
But you love drinking alcohol and he cannot drink alcohol.
Did I force him to?
I'm just saying it'll be a weird mix where you're like it's like it's like loving to smoke
weed and then like you're trying to quit and then your homeby smokes all the time.
Hey, Yuri, shut it.
How about that?
Never mind.
I believe in your relationship.
I will not stand up during your wedding.
I'll not be the guy with the last saying.
No.
Wait, can you put that starfish on one of your glasses?
That'll be hilarious.
No, it's like, uh, it's possible.
It's like metal.
It looks like a sticker.
It's not.
As pizza, make it happen.
I know.
Where the fuck is he?
Somewhere,
where's your hoodie, right?
He used to be all over Twitter back in the day, yo.
Like, where's my hoodie?
Where's my fucking hoodie?
He's still alive?
Yeah, he's going crazy.
He just doesn't respond to emails.
That's not true.
I've never emailed him.
I'm just saying, like, I was a fan back when I was, like, in high school when he was first.
Like, back in New York.
Yeah, honestly.
We thought you were just the biggest little baby money bag yo fan.
Yeah, yeah.
And that was it.
We thought you were in that, in that room.
That's crazy.
We thought you just were Ethica boxers at, at Crib.
Oh, God.
I do.
I mean.
No ethical boxers, please.
No trapwood shorts
Some PSD
Boxes
Listen
I do have some
But I don't wear that
Listen never trust a bitch
That owns
That even owns a pair of
Trapwood shorts
She's gonna line you up
Or like some fake bait
Boxer
She's getting you back door
She's gonna get you backdoor
And I'm not talking about
Nothing sexual
Any bitch in like a backwoods
Like shorts
Yeah
Wow what about Hotchito shorts
I'm cool with that
Okay
I'll take that over the backwoods
Or Trappwoods
Yeah all right okay okay okay
It's just like it just like it just like it just shows you what type of that's bad business.
Just a grimy bitch you know.
You know, okay.
She need to get that high rollers merch.
Exactly.
Only bad bitches where you will never see an ugly bitch wearing high rollers.
Let me tell you that.
I wear high rollers.
That's because you're not a bad bitch.
He sat on he sat on his high rollers for literally how long?
For a long time.
And then I finally cracked them.
And then you know what?
During your pop-up, you know the guy who had that bottle of ranch with a picture on it?
It was Alfredo sauce.
Yeah, Alfredo sauce.
Oh, sorry, not ranch.
It was Alfredo sauce in a can.
He sees me.
He's like, Yuri, I would like you to destroy this thing, right?
I throw it on the floor.
It half destroys.
I kick it with the high rollers on.
Stupid.
Get a bunch of Alfredo sauce all over my high rollers.
And probably glass all over your shit too.
Yeah, I didn't worry about the glass.
That's how you doing the homie?
I didn't think about it.
You didn't wear your vans that day, you bitch.
I've never owned a pair of vans in my life
Actually that's not true
But I don't have any vans
You can't lie to you can't lie to me
Yuri
I don't have any vans though right now
These are my favorite shit
Off the wall
Vans
Wow
Why did you just turn into a fucking
Icebury
Vans commercial
Vans
No but I just see
That's when I look at him
That's the thing
Vans or like
What's that one thing
What's that one's time?
I'm wearing vans right now
I'm wearing palace vans though
Billabong
Like Paxon
Billabong
Whatever
Yeah
Tilly's
Tilly sweats
I don't have blonde hair or blue eyes.
What are you talking about?
You look like a little skater boy.
I think I look more like a heroin addict, homeless man than skating.
Why do you want to be homeless so bad?
I don't want people to fuck with me.
Yuri would be a cold Zoomies manager though.
Yeah, you would be able to delegate.
No, Zoomies.
Zoomies.
You work at Zoomies.
You don't tell me you don't work at Zoos.
Don't put that dirt on my name.
Menly's God.
No, no, no.
Don't tell me you don't work at Zoomis.
I don't know if I have the ability as a co-host, but.
What do you mean?
Don't say that again.
Okay.
I said that.
It's not offended you with true.
Fresh and Yuri.
I'm on a bitch.
Bumper.
They're both like in this.
Can we talk about fresh and fit though?
Because this shit's hilarious.
Somebody got booed bopped on a show.
They did?
Somebody got boo bopped up on a show last night or the other night.
See, look, this is the thing.
Like, I think everybody has forced me into
into like coming off like I hate them just because.
I like to see y'all reaction.
I don't actually hate them.
I just don't think that they're cool.
No,
if you just make jokes,
which they take personally
because they're friends with, like, AD.
So they take that shit personally
when really it's not personally.
Yeah.
Honestly.
It's funny.
And if anything,
nigga,
you should joke with your friends
more than anybody.
To give my,
to,
I don't know if anyone cares,
but to give my opinion
on their content.
That's why you're here.
When I met them in person,
cool dudes,
very nice people.
You know what I mean?
I've tried to listen to their videos.
And it's kind of like,
I would,
agree with their views if I had just got my heartbroken at like 17 years old and I was like
fuck girls like they fucking stuff like then I'd be like yes these guys are fucking yeah which is
kind of the vibe that they're giving off but like now at 27 I'm like you know especially in a
relationship I'm listening to I'm like what like you can smell it on somebody who's selling to me it's
entertainment I don't take what they say seriously because like I know them in real life and
they're like they're funny they're cool in real life so when I watch them it's entertaining to me
don't take what they're saying and judge them because like but what about uh who what was it dream
dollar asian dog that got kicked out yeah yeah what you think about that though who was in the
right no um definitely he should not have kicked her off i don't think she did anything he kicks
up girls every every week yeah that's part of the podcast i just think i just think he didn't
understand like the level that she's on so he probably just like who the fuck is this bit no he doesn't
but you know what that's that's one thing i respect about them like i don't respect the fact that
they say like racist out of pocket shit.
But I respect the fact that they'll stand on it.
Like if that's how you feel, then stand on it.
Don't just say sorry to please the fans and get more like subscribers.
They're not kissing toes.
I think I respect the fact that they're not sorry.
If you're not sorry, don't act like you're sorry.
Stay 10 toes down.
If you watch the full clip though, it's like imagine we're having like this conversation
right now and then like two people sat in the background and they all of a sudden
started talking to one another and we are still trying to get into our conversation.
We're like, yo, like keep it down, keep it down, blah, blah.
That's kind of what they asked for.
That's kind of what happened.
You know what I mean?
So many people on a podcast and getting these bitches drunk that aren't used to this environment.
That's the challenge.
Exactly.
You should have seen how hard it was for me to adapt to a podcast environment.
These bitches, it's their first time.
They've never been on YouTube.
They've never been on shit.
Excuse me for not knowing, but you've been on Fresh and Fit before?
Yeah, multiple times.
Right?
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah.
I got an important question.
I live in there.
As someone that doesn't watch it, like, I see that shit.
Is it like an apartment or something like that?
Yeah, I live in the same apartment.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That's cool.
It's an apartment.
Dang.
Yeah.
So, like, I see them all the fucking time.
You know what's crazy?
I met them before they ever popped off.
Me and Selena, back when me and Selena were friends, we're going on a fucking shopping spree.
We come back home with bags and bat arm.
Both our arms are full of fucking designer bags.
Fresh is out there with his blog camera.
He's like, Selena, AJ, come on our podcast.
Literally, like a year and a half ago.
Yeah.
And we're like, who's just a year?
Dude.
Did you folk with them back in the day though?
No.
And now you did because?
Because just, I don't know.
Like, I just saw them around.
Like, we live in the same city.
I would see them around.
Oh, so they became like a casual.
Yeah.
We made a personal connection before I went on the show.
That's why I'm like, I fuck with them.
But I also am not as hard on them.
I understand why people are.
But to me, I look at them as entertainers, not as like real personality.
I felt that too.
That's why I'm not as hard on them because I'm like.
But I'll also look at me and AD and Adam and.
And all of us also as entertainers too.
I'm just like, look, look, I just don't want nobody to ever get it confused.
Like, just because y'all linked with Adam or we're AD,
that don't mean that we're automatically just like homies.
How do you feel about Selena talking shit, though, last week?
Bro, I don't give a shit.
She's never stopped talking shit.
It's nothing new.
The only thing that's annoying is the fact that people keep bringing attention to us beefing
when really I have not seen the bitch in over a year.
So it's like to me, she's not even in my life.
But like to the internet, everyone wants to ask us about each other because that's who they know us with.
But like in my real life, I don't even entertain her because she's nowhere like in.
Like I'm so locked in on what I'm doing.
And I understand like that's who she is.
I mean, you haven't brought her up once.
You feel me?
That's what I'm saying.
I don't think about her.
And like I don't even care if she talks about me because she's never stopped talking about me.
And the shit like the shit that goes on with us.
is nothing new and I know her
and everybody knows
of course she's just going to say whatever the fuck
so like I don't entertain it
question
do you feel like
you owe her anything
because she was the one who brought you around
or introduced you to...
No and here's why
here's exactly why because before
I ever even came on a jumper
her and I were friends for like two years
just like over the phone
like we linked up a couple times like
when we had that threesome or whatever
and like
obviously me being naive
to this industry and just to life.
I was really, really, really sheltered
and locked up in my life.
And then I got freedom.
And then I started fucking all these rappers and shit.
I didn't know shit about the real world,
like pimping, like nothing.
So she kind of took me on her wing.
And I felt like I could connect with her
because she was the only person I knew that I thought
was fucking rappers like me.
And I was low-key.
So the reason why I don't feel like I owe her shit
is because for two years straight,
I told her over and over and over, I want to stay where I'm at, low-key.
I like the fact that I'm not in the public eye and that these dudes fuck with me on the low.
And I can live my regular life and, like, kind of live the rock star life.
Low-key, though, without people in my business.
So when she brought me on no jumper, she told me, like, I wouldn't have to be interviewed.
I could just sit in the corner.
So that's what I was planning on.
If you pay attention, that interview, I was so nervous and uncomfortable and shy.
That's not the energy.
you know me as.
If you look back
in my first interview
that's completely different energy
and you could tell
I was put on the spot
I never wanted that
and like I
at the same time
I'm thankful
because obviously
I got rich of it
I got a lot of opportunities
I'm able now to do
what I've always wanted to do
which is my music
through that
but I don't feel like
I owe her shit
because I know
she put me on
for her own selfish reasons
not to plug me
it was because she wanted me
to tell my story on her interview and get blown up.
And it's not even saying like she took advantage of me or anything.
I'm like I literally don't have any animosity.
Sorry, I don't think about her.
I'm in my lane.
She's in hers.
I just don't see a reason to even compare us anymore because we're not doing the same shit.
Yeah, but she doesn't feel that way though.
I know, of course.
She keeps bringing you up.
And that's fine.
She will continue to.
What does she want from you though?
I don't know.
Does she ever make your attention, your acknowledgement?
Probably.
She keeps sending her friends and shit to me saying that she wants to make up, but then she keeps coming and talking shit.
So it's like, bitch, a conversation with her goes nowhere because she's not a real person.
If she's communicating with me, it's for a reason.
She has her own agenda talking to me.
It's not out of love.
It's not like, let's be friends.
It's like, I want to make amends with Eliza so that she doesn't talk about me no more, which I don't.
But you didn't expect this like going into that friendship?
Like you know what?
This is probably going to end ugly.
I'm going to end this bitch's relationship with me.
No, because nothing that happened I foresaw.
I never thought that I would come on a jumper.
I never thought.
I always thought I would just be her friend that would like tell her about my life.
And she could, because I looked at her like, okay, she's doing the shit that I'm doing.
So I want to talk to her and like see if like the same guys or like, you know how I always talk about how like rappers are gay and shit.
It's like I would want to hit her up and ask her about that shit.
Be like, yo, do you see the same shit type shit?
Yeah.
But like, say low key.
But I mean, I'm not mad.
Like, I'm blessed.
Everything that happened.
Like, you ever miss, like, what once was, like your friendship with her?
I missed.
Like, we had a lot of fun together.
What did you all this?
What did you do together, like, behind closed doors?
No.
We're watching YouTube.
Oh, we would, like, cut out of watch movies, talk.
And spend hell of money.
Spend hell of money.
We'd go shopping.
Like, I had fun with her.
That's one thing.
Like, she, like, I had so much fun with her.
And she's hilarious.
Like, she was born to be, like, an entertaining.
She's pretty funny.
I just think if she was surrounding.
by better people that had shit going for them.
Like all her friends are like broke like prostitutes type thing.
And she can hang around business people.
She could channel her talents and her personality, which is so strong,
and actually make something of it instead of just keep going with the same clout chasing type thing.
Like you could channel your personality and the shit that people love about you and like build something.
Which is what I was trying to do with her with like a podcast and all this other shit.
but yeah she just needs to surround herself with better people she could yeah
I feel like it's hard to get control of her for show she don't want to be controlled in any type of
way yeah that's why she kept seeing if she was open to it I would have stuck down by her but it's
like she doesn't really want she likes where she's at and that's fine and I'm not hating
stay where you're at that's fine but like let me do me and you do you no that's a fact it's no
competition I see her with this bad eyes boost that I know though I'm like well at least
I'm going to go run to the restroom a quick.
Yeah, I don't know her.
I met her like a couple times, but she was looking.
The BBL definitely did her nice.
Sometimes the BBL don't really be adding that much value to a low value.
To attribute value to physical traits.
Shet your ass up here.
That's real close-minded.
I thought you were different.
Yeah, get off.
Get off.
Not again.
Not again.
Yeah, not again.
Yeah, but yeah.
You just said a lot of real shit, honestly, for real.
But I mean, everything happens for a reason.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, maybe y'all time is just, it was meant to be over with, you know?
Yeah.
And here's the thing.
Like, I hope one day, me and her can come together maybe in like a year or two and, like, really have a sit down.
I just think, like, she's not ready for that.
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting until she grew up.
Yeah, I'll do it on camera.
I have nothing to hide.
There's the thing, though.
like I was on the same shit she was on you know I just like I I open my mind and I bossed up and now I have a purpose I didn't have a purpose before that's why I had no direction I was just like partying living like the famous lifestyle like enjoying my life which it was fun we had so many memories but like now I'm like okay what am I going to actually make up this and like and I know I have more to offer like I have actual talents and I have ideas and I have like business plans that I want
I want to grow.
It doesn't mean I have to stop being funny and ratchet and crazy.
It's just like I don't have to stick to that.
I can do this and this and this and I can be everything.
And she could be too.
She could.
That's why I was on your ass though when we first met because I was like,
I seen the potential, especially once I heard you sing,
I saw the potential and it was like, okay, if you just cut out like the,
oh, I'm trying to expose everybody's shit.
Like I told you that from day one.
Like, bro, you could.
really like, you know, you could use
this fan base, you can use this
shit that you're cultivating and that you're
building and take it to
the whole next level, you feel I'm gonna.
But I remember one time I got mad at you because
we had this long-outous combo and then
the next week you went, I don't know
jump her again and I was like,
you fucking stupid bitch!
I know. What did I tell you? And then that's what, oh my God,
then you said the tiniest little
shadiest comment about me and I was
so mad. But I know you're right
though. She was fucking mad. She wouldn't let it go,
but then I apologize and we are good.
What was the petty comment?
And I grew, uh, oh.
I think I said something basically what I just said.
I think all he said is,
he said is lame and I was like, yo, what the fuck?
Because I was just like, bro, like.
You can't call your baby, no mama with that, bro.
No, it's okay.
Honestly, it was facts.
What I did was lame.
Especially because we had just had such a long talk about her
trying to break out of like
the way that people looked at her and shit.
And I'm like, I was behind it like, bro, yes.
Like, you got a bunch of talent.
Like, even if you just wanted to do a podcast,
if you want to do music, whatever you want to do,
like you will be amazing at.
And like, she just didn't listen to me.
It immediately did the exact same thing.
I did like a really dumb-ass cloud move on to the side.
I was just like, I'm off this.
Because sometimes you can't, sometimes like.
But you know what?
That's how I know you're a real friend though.
And that's why me and you are still friends.
You know how many friends I've made in this industry that I don't talk to no more?
Because they didn't really give a fuck about me.
Like you, I know you give a fuck.
fuck about me because we have real conversations you check me that's what i appreciate even if it hurts
my feelings and we don't talk for like a week or two i'm always gonna repeat what you said in my
mind until i understand it and then i'm gonna come back and be like you know what you're right
because i'm not i'm not on no pim shit trying to like trying to like tell you like like literally
tell you what to do like got like or like manage me control you or get something out of me
you know i'm saying so i'm like anything that i take my time to like like i i
I take my time.
I cultivate what I'm going to say.
And, like, you know, like, I bring it to you,
present it to you in a way that you can understand.
Yeah.
Before the Sim comments come in, I just want to say, like,
I think this episode and the last episode of Kazumi and it's night and day.
Eliza, we've been able to, like, really humanize them.
You feel me?
Exactly.
No, because he's a real ass bitch, though.
But we didn't know that.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, we knew that, but they didn't know that.
She's my first time meeting her.
Oh, you went to our party, though.
I'm saying.
Yo, I'm so mad I wasn't there.
Fuck, I got the invite, but I hadn't worked to do it.
Damn.
No, yeah, when I posted on my story, she was like, oh, you guys are going to be talking to the queen.
I love her.
Yeah, she fucks with you.
I know, I love her.
I met her last time, my last interview with Adam and that other whore.
She came in.
I didn't know who I was.
I knew who she was, but she came out to me and she's like, I'm a fan.
I was so gas because I'm like, bitch, I'm a fan.
What the fuck?
No, she wants to pee on me and I'm going to let her.
So yeah.
But yeah.
But yeah, no, that's why though, I listen to you.
Like, I don't listen like anybody else's opinion about me.
I don't give a fuck unless you know me and like you know my heart and you know like what I'm trying to do.
I won't give a fuck about anyone's opinion.
That's why anybody could say anybody they fucking want anything they fucking want about me.
It does not hurt my feelings.
It doesn't affect how I feel about myself.
And it like, but when someone that I care about tells me some shit, it could hurt my feelings.
But that's a good sign because that means I'm listening to you.
You know, and it might not get through to me like right then and there.
But I'm going to go home and I'm going to replay it until it makes sense.
I'm the same way there too.
And then I'll come back and be like, you know what?
You was right.
This happens to me all the time.
Like I'll get my feelings to her about like my friends and I'll be like not talk to them.
And then I'll come back and be like, bitch, you're right?
And then that helps me boss up.
You know what I mean?
No, for real.
It's like it's leveling up.
Leveling up is never comfortable.
Leveling up never feels good.
That's growing pain.
Yeah.
You got to put yourself in uncomfortable positions to make it out.
And you got to have people that are going to check you.
Even if it hurts your feelings.
Because when I love somebody and I feel something so strong and I know it's going to hurt their feelings,
it's more important to me to say what I feel than to hurt their feelings.
That's why I know these guys are my brothers.
That's the way I feel about them.
Yeah.
Ship your fucking shirts, Yuri.
Yeah.
Like sometimes if I know it, like I did some bullshit and just thinking, Blasie, start calling me.
won't even answer like oh my
yeah yeah he gets sense of
but you're gonna come back around
you're gonna come back around no for sure
yeah that's the thing
that's the thing with me in household like he knows
that every time I speak to him it's from a place
of like love and like from his perspective
I feel like his manager sometimes
and I have no business telling him how he should
live or do it but why not though bro
you're one of my like you're one of my best friends
bro we've been we've been locked in for
like years at this point and it's like
yeah if you see the honey on some
and you understand him before he was house phone that means
more.
I don't know.
You know what?
I've been watching this full on
no jumper when I was at work and shit
but like 2018
is definitely, yeah, I met him
2018 and like we really
didn't start like putting this shit on TV
to like fucking six months ago so
no but I remember
I was talking about too since I met him
I'm saying like I knew he were
this is my fucking representative
he got to be my first thousand followers
I say this all the time
and he always would say that
And that's why I fuck with him because he will always, you know, like, I don't even, I don't even ask for the recognition, but I appreciate it because, you know.
Yeah, I'll fucking double check somebody if they say like, oh, I heard somebody said they put you on.
But only like this guy, they'll be like, okay, shit.
I wouldn't even, I would never even say that, though.
Yeah.
But everyone else I'll laugh at it, you know.
Nobody puts nobody on because, you know what, that's the one thing, like, Selena did, like, put me on.
But the one thing that bothers me when people say she made me is because look how many friends she's brought on the podcast that did not do what I've done.
So it's like you can't sit there and take all the credit.
Like you brought me there.
But like honestly, bitch, that was against my will.
I never wanted this.
But I created what I've created from that because of who I am.
You're very different.
You're very different the girl with like the chest tats.
Okay.
RIP though.
Did she really pass away?
I was thinking about that but I don't want to bring you.
But I've had friends before where they'll bring up like,
I introduce you to this friend group that did this.
And I'm like, bro.
But what did you do with that?
But that's what I'm saying is like since that you, that introduction, I've done so much.
shit that you can't place all that work
onto that one introduction. They try to do that to me
with Faze Klan. There's somebody who's a like
like I say who.
But like the job's name, phase who?
It was like Benjamin kicks like assistant
or something like that and like he introduced me
to Fays Banks. I hate the random people like
I got hired. He was like well what's up
bro you're gonna, I'm like are you kidding me? What do you mean what's
up? He asked you like for a presentation.
An introduction is simply just an introduction.
Exactly. That's not putting you on.
I had a check.
I'm like, are you kidding me? He asked you like for
what did he do? He asked you for
like a percentage or brand?
I mean, he just wanted to, he wanted me and acknowledged that like,
yo, like, what's going on, dude?
Like, you didn't, you didn't tell me?
Like, no, like, I don't even know you.
Face base, like my shoes and then gave me a position to do design.
FaceBase.
I see, God's plan.
Hey, God's plan.
Hey, God's the crazy part.
I don't want to sound cringy, but like, I was really watching this shit on TV like five years ago.
And now, look at you.
Working in my fucking van and a fucking mechanic outfit, you know, so.
I had just discovered no.
jumper like a month before I came on here through Selena because I was fans of her so I just
thought her interviews and then I started watching no jumper I started getting to the
known like yeah and then like a month later I was here it's crazy it's crazy
bro I have the exact same story like shit it probably Adam I tell the story so many times
I met Adam at agenda trade show and he had his business car and it had everybody that he
had interviewed on the business car so it wasn't
It wasn't even that many.
I throw that shit away.
It wasn't that many.
It wasn't that many.
Yeah, it was like.
Keep it a hundred.
If you saw that shit today, you'd probably fucking rip that shit out.
If a nigga came up to me.
With a business card.
Like, hey, bro, I interviewed fucking suicide boys.
You'd be like, get out of you.
Get the fuck out of my face.
Yo, that's a relic, bro.
Have you guys that still?
See, but I already knew who he was.
And I already, like, I'm weird, like, at the crib, like,
fend to go to sleep.
Like, I'm throwing on random podcast and shit.
So I already knew who he was.
I actually told my business partner like, hey, that's the nigger Adam, blah, blah.
That's that one, Bones music video.
That's how I remembered it.
Oh, really?
The don't believe that shit.
Wow.
By Bones?
He's in that video?
No, they just shot it at the store.
And I'm like, Dennis is hard.
Oh, it is.
Yeah.
Like 2014, 2015.
Wow.
Really saying.
That's how I found out about that shit.
Really sad the way that played out because I really used to fuck with all their music heavy.
So, hey, I'm about to collect.
I don't even want to say what we're going to do with a team session.
That's my boy.
Damn.
We're making some shit.
I'd be, I'd be talking that for it.
It's crazy.
Bum bum bum.
Dun,
yeah.
Where's the thing?
That's the one.
That is a watch.
Oh my God.
How's the phone?
Can I click a button?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, which one's a funny one.
Which one?
Which one?
Bitch.
I mean, here's shit.
You're fucking.
I just, I want to do this.
What's the thing you call on?
What's this thing in Kwan?
Tell me now.
What is it?
This is like Kanye when he performed
Runaway?
Oh, I know.
Wait, wait, can we talk about this Kanye shit?
Oh, yeah.
Like, I want to know.
I want to know everyone's theory.
What do you think?
Do you think he's calculator?
I think he's just up.
I said this in like this no jumper group chat.
I think that like I've had so many homies that I've seen off Zanz specifically.
Like drugs are submerged, but Zan specifically, they act like that.
No, but they're just posting bullshit on Zan.
He's too clear.
He's too clear to be on Zanzzance.
No, he's on Zanz.
Zanz.
No, someone that's on Zanz can't even form a goddamn sentence.
He's off Zanz and little Wop.
He maybe he's off like crack or something, but he.
No, no.
Okay.
You're not crack.
Come on.
I don't think he is.
I think he's a genius.
I think he's a genius.
And I think he's just tapping.
Geniuses is a poppin's ass.
I think he may be a genius.
But I feel like this is exposing that Kanye just may be a crazy ex-boyfriend where he can't
accept the fact that his, his ex-girlfriend is fucking some new guy,
especially some guy with no drip when he.
when he's the drip lord and he's just like it just breaks his heart and you know what's even
crazier is the fact that he had julia fox's girlfriend and then on valentine's day he posts that
shit we need to speak on this we need to speak on this i ain't got so weak i don't know what happened
but look julia fox is weak we need to speak on this listen when the movie dropped i think she was
bad uncle jams well when the movie dropped i was on her right i'm talking about like i was
talking about her in the podcast.
She was reposting it on her story.
She was on your shit, bro.
Wow.
She was in the DMs, bro, right?
That's crazy.
She was fucking with the phone.
She was fucking with it.
She was at least acknowledging my existence, which is like, once you get to a certain
level, like, you don't even acknowledge people's existence.
Yeah.
Are you too busy?
Unless, you know, unless you are.
No, she just didn't want to come off thirsty, bro.
She got, she got a big career.
You know what I'm saying?
She can't just be out here DMing these rappers.
But now, but now it's like, I'm going to look like I was chasing after.
her after Kanye when it's not the truth at all oh
Kanye might have Kanye might have he might have still your bitch
yeah Kanye might have been paying attention and seeing me talking about her and was like oh bet who is this girl
dang were you in amber roses DMs before Kanye?
no no I was a child I was a child someone tell Amber I would pay to fuck her like
what you drop in yeah yeah how much what is your minute what's your minute what
What's your minimal and what's your maximum?
This is what happens every time you have a girl.
No, I need to.
What's your minimal?
What's this?
What's that?
Would you do this?
I've never paid for pussy.
I would only pay for her.
I don't even want to pay for her pussy.
I want her.
In what way?
I don't know.
I'm just,
I love her.
I think she's amazing.
You want to rub her bald head to sleep?
I would do anything she wanted me to.
If she wanted me to fucking scrub her floor is on my head and knees, I would do that.
You're going to have to be ready to be the stepmother to two kids.
That's fine.
They're with Khalifa's kids.
That's hard.
There was Khalif's kids.
That's hard.
Only one of them.
Only one of them.
They're cool.
That's kind of hard.
If you're a stepdad and you're taking care of like withs Khalifa's kids.
Imagine like, that's cool.
Imagine we pulled up to the podcast 10 years turn out and I'm just like, yo, this is my kid, Gary.
And you're like, yo, this is my kid.
Theodore, he's with Khalif's kid.
I'm just like, fuck, my kid sucks.
One thing though, I feel like they co-parent really, really fucking well.
Yeah, probably better than anybody to be honest.
They're not messy.
at all.
And they both seem very involved.
Like, he seems super involved for a dad that's that, like, famous and busy.
You feel me?
I think it's because they're both not a bag and like they're not like, they're not looking
at each other to like leech, you know?
Yeah, and they respect each other's like relationships that they got going on.
That's cool.
They're stars, you know.
Who was the last dude that Amber Rose was with and they recently broke up?
That blonde dude that looked like her.
When she was with him, he was partying with Wiz Khalifa.
So he was her current boyfriend was partying with.
with her ex-boyfriend.
Yeah, but that just shows maturity.
Like, they could still, like, that's, yeah, they're not letting, like, their past get in the way of what they got on.
Because then it gets really weird when he's like, hey, man, like, but I mean, I guess he could when you got a baby involved and shit like that.
But he didn't end up cheating on her.
So, you know, was it healthy?
I don't know.
I mean, but he's also an A-List celebrity rapper who's not going to cheat.
How do we get into talking about what's-cook on her?
That was such a good, a good episode at the end of the day when he came on the other day.
That shit was fired.
It's about hit an M.
Already.
Bro.
The energy between him and AD was hilarious.
That's a different side of AD that I haven't seen, though, because...
Apparently, they're like homies.
They are.
They were roasting each other the whole time.
I couldn't believe he actually laughs like that.
I fucked my head up.
I know.
I was, like, laughing about the arrival.
I was like, we heard it in person who was just like, wow, like this is real.
He laughs like this.
That's a performance.
It's just like...
His laugh is a performance.
We all know this person's laugh.
Like, it's insane.
Yeah.
I was,
one thing about the comments, too, I was reading,
they were like,
or like,
house phone,
you always find a way to throw yourself into something.
And I'm like,
I'm just like,
I'm just trying to relate to it.
Like,
I don't know,
you know.
It's always going to be a hater.
It's always Trevor making these fake accounts.
Yeah, honestly.
Yeah.
It's Trevor.
It's Treve.
Get Erie off this shit.
Fuck him sitting.
No,
no,
no,
you know what?
Where's white attiliate.
Now,
you know what?
I'm not going to let you all do Treve like that.
Because Trev be holding it down for me.
And Treve be giving me my flowers.
And also it's kind of a meme.
You know what you mean?
That like there's like a beef between me and Trevor and I.
But like Trevor's a good homie to all of us.
Oh, and God, bro.
And his interview that I did with him was like one of the most in-depth interviews I did with anybody ever.
Oh, thanks a lot.
I'm sorry.
That's crazy.
No, no, you said it.
It's fine.
Whatever.
You got me though.
I did.
I like my biggest thing on YouTube so far.
Let's go.
Thank you.
Don't do any more interviews.
No.
Just leave it there.
No, but back to the Kanye and Pete Davis and shit, I think it's just like, I don't know what's going to, it's fun to go on Instagram.
Kim Kardashian is handling it differently.
She's aware of like the monetary value of it.
So she's posting like her skims update.
Like, hey, come check out my phone after.
I haven't been looking at her.
But do you guys have like a theory though?
Because I have a specific as theory as so what's going on?
I think it's album promo for Dona too.
Okay.
My first, my first theory was just like he's trying to promote.
his album, right?
But I think there's so many different layers to it because there's so many different layers.
Like him and Kim is different than him and his album and him and Pete.
So now, now this is a new theory that just sparked my interest.
I don't know if it's delusional or right.
But I was thinking when he was posting his screenshots with him and Kim, his combos,
I was like, yo, maybe he's also just using that as like,
I'm going to post everything we talk about so the whole world can see it so you can't manipulate me.
You can't say that out.
The bliminal shit, not really trying to, like, blast her.
Because I think he does love and respect her.
And I think he's also using this as an opportunity to promote his album and his documentary.
But another layer on that is he could be like, girl, I'm going to post every screenshot so that you can't manipulate me into, like, maybe some court shit, taking the kids, this and that.
Like, I'm just going to post everything.
I agree with you're saying up to the whole promotional thing because Kanye's never strike me as somebody who's like.
He doesn't need it.
Yeah, he doesn't need it.
And like, I don't even think he's looking for radio hits.
He knows he's not going to hit 100 M's on the music video at this point of his career.
Respectly, he's a legend.
That's why it can't be the only reason.
I think it's an addition.
I think because Kanye's mind is so expensive.
He's always been this guy, though.
He's never going to do something for one reason.
If he's going to do something, it's helping him in multiple different ways.
So my mind, I'm just trying to figure out, like, what's, like, I'm just trying to think of every scenario that it could be.
So do you think that it's calculated that he's tagging Kamala Harris?
Or do you think he's really, like, mentally disabled right now?
No, I don't think it's either of those.
I think he genuinely actually cares about politics.
You know what I have to say on that, though, is the one thing I agreed with what Kanye tweeted.
I think it was a tweet or whatever.
He said that people have constantly been trying to make me look crazy and like how I'm off my meds and all this stuff or whatever.
And so I'm just trying to say that he's not, I'm not trying to say he's not crazy.
But even if he might be a little bit erratic or whatever, the media is going to try to fucking like hype it up and be like, this guy's acting crazy, blah, blah, all this shit.
So even if he is crazy, he's a genius.
Like you're saying with the screenshots,
I feel like he's trying to defend himself
because he's like, I'm tired of being called crazy
because the past four or five years,
that's all people have been saying.
Four five years,
they've been calling his nigga crazy since he came out.
It's not like when they were like fully,
lawfully wedded and shit.
Now they have a kid who's eight,
10 years old down here at this point
and now she wants to make a TikTok,
you know what I'm saying?
And now Kim, Kim has her ways of seeing it
and Kanye has his, you know?
And now it's like, that's a big part of like,
their whole like disagreement.
Yeah.
And I don't think either of them are like completely right or wrong.
They're both right in their own way.
I understand her perspective.
She does,
she doesn't want to make her daughter feel like a fucking prisoner.
But also he wants to protect her.
But she's a woman.
So she knows how growing up as a little girl, you know,
there's different perspectives.
So it's really hard to just take a side.
A target on your back as fucking.
When you're as big as Kanye,
you letting your 12 year old daughter have a TikTok?
And and another aspect.
I can't make that decision.
I feel like with Kim, her, her priority is her family and protecting her family and all this
other, like having a safe life for her kids.
Kanye has that in mind, but he has a bigger, he's trying to change the world on top of that.
And by changing the world, that's going to affect your family.
And Kim really just cares about her family.
So it's like with Kanye trying to make the earth changing moves that he's trying to make,
it will put his family in danger.
But what's really right and wrong?
They're both right and wrong.
Yeah.
And like in danger, but also just like people are just going to look at the things that you do is just like too unorthodox and that you're just out of it.
You can't fucking, you know, take care of the kids, which is why he needs to be careful because he might lose fucking visitation.
Yeah.
You know.
Or get put in the psych ward again or something like, you know.
But yeah.
And the media is kind of working on her side at that point.
joking of course she could like use all that stuff to be like yo look at this there's media
saying conya's crazy but think about it like this they TMZ has been on the
Kardashian family side like since day one like they probably that's because they're pleasing
consumers think about who who are the consumers the consumers are people that live normal
lives that go to work take care of their family pay their bills and go home like our lifestyle
like we're exposed to a lot more shit like think about if you really just lived that normal
life like you stayed in the place you were raised you you you got married you had a family you would never
your mentality can never wrap around what connie is speaking about or trying to do because you're so
locked into just your life and your world and that's why when he'd be saying stuff people would just be
laughing at it like it's like he's been like all around the world like how many countries have
we traveled to he's been to like probably every single country talked to all types of different
people talk to all types of different politicians he's talked to trump you know what I mean like
He's like had so many different human interactions and seen so many different things that
our perception of reality is so different.
That's why you can't.
That's why you can't even sit there and like try to waste your breath trying to explain
yourself to people who will never understand, who will never get it.
Exactly.
Who would never, who would never, I even saw Roddy Rich when he was on Clubhouse talking to like
somebody from his hood or some shit like that and he was just like, have you ever touched
a million dollars?
And the guy's like, what the fuck does I have to do in anything?
Like, you know?
And like on a surface level, it would.
it does come off like, oh, like, you're trying to, you're trying to use your mind.
But he's more saying, like, you never been in this, and these predicaments that I'm in.
And the, you never had to, you know, take care of the amount of people that I have to take care of.
Like, like, you, you never had to deal with life on, like, a bigger scale like this.
So, like, you can't judge anything that I do, anything that I say, which, yeah.
Losing $5 and then losing $500 million, knowing within the year you're not going to make that $500 million,
it really like that's a whole different type of like fucking you mentally over you're like god damn and
like someone that has a family and kids and stuff that their only care in the world is their family
and kids which is what makes me understand kim but connie has that too but he also like he literally
is trying to change the world that's why i believe i definitely believe he cares about politics i
definitely think he's probably going to run for president again but it's like i don't know if i agree
with the thing about Kim being super caring about her kids.
I like to see a behind the scenes.
Like, you know, actual raw behind the scenes.
Surface level for sure of how much time she actually spends with her kids.
Because I'm sure, like, she might have more nannies taking care of kids than she actually is, to be honest.
But you got to think about it like this.
They have always been super family oriented.
Like, their whole brand is built off of their family.
Even when celebrities have nannies, it's nannies like anybody else has nannies from a nine to
Like the Kardashians, they have a normal working schedule, like from 9 to 5.
So, like, they do have nannies, yeah, but so do a lot of regular people that don't want to put their kids in daycare.
They have a nanny watching their kid while they're at work.
They come home every night.
Like, they take their kids to school.
And then for the next, like, three hours after school, their nannies watching them.
And then they come home and they put them to bed and they live their lives.
So, like, it's really a lot different than what you think of celebrities, like, just never home.
They are home a lot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They work normal hours just like anybody else.
Especially once you get to a point to where like, bro, you pay this much money to have a big ass house and all these amenities and all this like little details about the crib.
Nigger, you're going to be in that motherfucker like with your family.
On top of that.
And I've seen more Kanye like airport photos in the last six months than like Kim airport photos.
But Kim has the has the paparazzi on her side.
She has them take photos when she wants them.
Do you think so?
That's true.
They've admitted.
Bro, if you, bro, if you, I think also Connie is taking advantage of the paparazzi and doing that
shit on purpose. Like, you know, the celebrities know where the paparazzi's at. Obviously,
if you're a big star like that, you can't always have privacy, but how the fuck, Kim doesn't
never leave her house. You think if Kim didn't get a picture taken of her every time she left her
house, she'd be viral every day. Like, you know how to move. You know what I mean? You know how to
move. You can have your security come into your gates, come pick you up, and no one will ever.
know you came or left so think about that too yeah bro i fucking watch uh this guy brenn taylor on
on youtube uh and he's he's like he's like a he's like a food like travel youtube or nigger but uh
yeah he he fucking like people are so obsessed with them like he has like a series where he goes and
eat at places that the kardashians eat at that's that's that's obsessive because like people just
want to see like oh where they eat lunch where they do this yeah like some salad place and
And it's like, oh, like, that shit probably gets hell of views.
They definitely all got millions of views.
Shout out to Brandon Taylor, man.
Shout out to Jake, shout out to Jake, too, doing the bathroom reviews.
That's funny.
Jake, if you did a bathroom review here, you would fucking give a zero star.
You know, it's like this Jake guy.
Yeah, Jake what?
This is a guy, Braden and Taylor.
His brother, Jake Taylor.
His brother, Jake Taylor.
I think that's his name.
Speaking of celebrities moving different, you know what I kind of noticed is, do you guys
remember that young, uh,
academics posted i think i think no jumper posted as well the video of young thug he helps a guy on
the street like fix his car some shit like some dude's car broke down and young thugs is like i'm in
my truck right now and he was in like one of those giant you know even like high high like high
up trucks and i was like oh that's interesting why is young thug not driving in the mazrati or you know
rose or something he has driving one of those trucks probably trying to be low key right and then
recently i saw floyd money uh mayweather he was like showing off that he pulled up to a club and he
forgot that he came in a Ferrari but he's like usually I drive in these uh these big trucks and I was
like damn that's like that's a smart celebrity move because those trucks are so high up that you can't
really even see who's inside of it you know what I mean like so too is probably way more safe to be in it
if you need if you really need to like get the fuck on like exactly you could go up on the sidewalk
this bitch is hot ass too like raptors and all that and I was just thinking like back in the day
maybe like I don't know 40 50 years ago you would think like oh if I saw limousine oh that's
those are probably celebrity in there but now I feel like
if you see a truck,
more likely than not,
it might be like,
if you see a limousine,
it's a fucking bachelor party.
That's the long.
Or a Kinsiega.
Oh my God.
That's the only time we were seeing.
Or prom,
literally prom.
People be fucking fucking fucking that shit for prom now.
Like that I'm alone.
But if you see a,
like one of those big ass trucks,
it might be a young thug.
Or Floyd.
Do you see a long sleeve like GMC or like escalate maybe?
I mean,
but it's a lot of people who like those cars.
A smart car.
That's hiding in like,
It's like incognito.
Yeah, you're like bleeding.
That's probably what Connie is moving in a little smart car.
There's some videos of him like in the back of like some regular Uber's.
Or a taxi.
Oh, wow.
There's like viral videos on YouTube of Kanye and a regular Uber.
Yeah.
Well, that's what, you know, he was having that combo on dream champs or one of those
interviews talking about like, he don't need a house.
Like, you know, like, and I'm like, I feel you.
But are you that rich where you don't even need a home?
Yeah, that's reverse money right there.
Because everyone tells you to get money by property.
But you've got too much money.
You know, reason.
to buy property.
No, if you have too much money,
that's a bigger reason to buy property
because you have to put your money into investments.
Just having cold hard cash is such a dumb idea.
If you have 200 million sitting,
that's NBA, bro.
Never broke again.
If you want to be never broke again,
you put that money into fucking investments.
No, Kanye for sure has many investments.
Us trying to tell Kanye what to do.
Kanye's seeing like 70K a month,
at least off streaming,
at least on the...
What?
Way more than that.
Yo, I make that on OnlyFans
and I don't even post shit.
it.
Kanye's making like probably
700k then.
Bro, you guys
heard that thing about Bill Gates
where he's like,
he's so rich that if he sees
100 bucks in the floor,
it's a waste of his time to pick it up.
Kanye's probably on that level
where he could see like money on the floor
he's like,
I understand.
I might be like that with like a five
nowadays.
Wow, I'm picking up out.
If it's a 10, depending
when my bag would look like that day,
I'm picking up a quarter, bro.
You picking up a quarter?
No, that's probably a booby chop
on that big giant tattoo.
If you see a quarter.
If you see a quarter, you're stopping
and picking it up.
Yeah, it's hard to get quarters nowadays because of COVID.
You got to do laundry.
It is hard to get water.
Trying to rack up my bread.
Bro, yes.
Do you want to come to your laundry in my house, baby?
Fly out to Miami.
Do you know how many times I try to get quarters to do laundry and I couldn't get them anywhere?
Exactly.
Pick them up.
There's a shortage.
Wait, since like Corona.
The past three years has been a shortage.
Damn.
Yuri is right.
Honestly, Yuri is a fucking knowledgeable, knowledgeable ass motherfucker.
A dollable.
Yeah, he, we love Yuri.
Look at this tent man, bro.
Dollar donations, quarter pickups.
Bro, I'm homeless.
Homeless.
I'm a vacuum.
Whoa, bro.
Think about it.
Yuri might be undercover homeless this whole time.
He doesn't shower.
Yeah, where do you live?
He doesn't, he doesn't shower.
I just pay Riley to pretend to be my girlfriend because I'm like, I'm a homeless bum.
He doesn't shower.
He wears the same clothes.
He's talking about picking up quarters off the floor.
Dollar pushups.
One dollar push up.
Damn.
I just cracked the cold.
Yuri's homeless.
Can you do a push-up?
Even though I've been in your house.
But,
AD, if AD did the dollar push-ups,
if he did it one time,
he would want to do it 10 more times
because people want to see you do push-ups.
Yeah, but...
Especially for a dollar.
You only made $100.
You could have...
And you did 100 push-ups.
There's...
I feel like, hold it.
There's two ways to make money, right?
You can either make a high-price item
that few can afford,
or you can make something
that everyone can easily accessible,
and they could just be like,
yeah, we'll just get this.
It's like a dollar, like a dollar lottery ticket, right?
You don't think doing it somewhere in the middle, like, let me fucking do $5 a pushup?
Well, that's why my shots are at $30 now because, you know.
You're bougie.
I mean, like, that actually could be harmful to your health.
So like.
With the shots?
Yeah, so you might as well.
Yeah, but the pushups are not.
Exactly.
They're beneficial.
They're beneficial.
I would not be doing doing pushups if it were not for the donators.
Why?
It's going to help you.
I'm too lazy.
No.
I'm much too lazy.
You think you're going to knock.
skinny from the nine out
Honestly it's like
People keep taking like I keep saying that like
I don't exactly
I'm not a big fighter person right
So I'm not like this guy who I'm like
Oh I want to go in there
Knocked you know
Rip his head off but honestly
That's the whole point
Feeling my body and how confident
I am in myself
And seeing him in those previous fights
I feel like I'd be capable of going in there
Avoiding a couple punches
Getting a couple good ones
That's what you want to do
Waiting till he gets tired
And then
Bo di da
But that's what you want to do
You want to like
Do you want to like go easy on him basically?
That's what it sounds like.
It's not go easy.
It's just I've been I've been studying his fighting style and he goes in heavy real quick.
And it's really easy to tie yourself yourself out if you go in 100% immediately.
You know he probably smokes like way more backwards than you do.
That's that I smoke splits.
Probably crack.
He's too skinny.
Like come on, do him.
Skinny from the nine.
He probably takes perks.
He probably smokes perks.
There it is.
And I'll see I, I'm not saying perks are bad or good, but I don't think they're beneficial.
There's a boxing career.
Yeah, what do you say?
What are you preaching to these kids?
I don't know.
I don't want to offend Blassey's feelings.
What fuck you.
I'm kidding.
Blassey's sober.
I know that.
I don't even know Blassey, but I don't.
Look at this bullshit house face.
I fuck with you.
Thank you.
Because I know you're sober now.
You'll vouch your business.
I've never been on perks.
Do you see how blast up house phone?
Can I gas to him?
I want to gas up house fun you guys.
Because since I met him, I have seen the biggest change.
Like, I'm so proud of you.
You look so amazing.
You're bossing the fuck up.
You got a whole business.
Like, you got home right.
I'm very proud of you.
I got no bitches.
And that's the, that's how you know.
That's what I'm saying.
That's how you know you in your back when you got no bitches.
You only need a bitch when she has something to offer you.
Right now.
Right now.
Right now.
Exactly.
You have all you need inside of you.
Once you, ooh, this is the beginning.
This is what I'm saying.
Like, I've seen it like you literally surprised the fuck out of me, the growth I've seen.
since I met you.
That part.
But at the same time, this is just the beginning.
So I'm so hype because I'm like, I'm fucking so proud of you.
But I'm like, damn, he ain't even really, you ain't even seen the best of me yet.
That's what I'm saying.
This ain't the peak.
Yeah.
Because I, like I'm saying, like you were saying, I see the evolution where I just see better and better, you know, evolving towards progression.
I could see that even in like who knows what the peak is going to be.
It's a night and day, but it's not.
It's just the beginning.
That's the crazy part because it's like such a huge contrast.
I feel like this is just the.
Hasselons is going to come in here with the.
I feel like your new life officially started like right after the week after ComplexCon.
Yeah.
That's when the show started.
That's when you know some shit came up.
After Parker's birthday party.
Instagram deleted, you know?
Yeah.
People been asking for the house phone show.
It's the new.
A.D.
gave me the talk, bro.
Like on the way to ComplexCon, bro.
He just broke down a lot of shit for me.
And I'm just like, let's go.
That was the end of the chapter of that one.
People are bummed when you're not here for the No Jumper show.
You know what I mean?
It's like one of the main comments like, oh, I miss my husband.
Honestly, before I was even.
on this shit.
I'd watch it.
How's funny on it?
I'm bored.
I'm out.
Bro, just know.
He's so funny.
Your energy is felt and the absence is felt too when you're not there.
I've been telling you that.
You'd be having me laughing out loud.
Out loud in my car, bro.
I'll be screaming like I don't know you, bro.
Like, it's crazy.
Bro, just, man, just know, bro, like, man, we at the point where we all are Boston up together.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro.
He's been killing it, man.
Thank you, man.
He's been taking his shit seriously.
You know what I'm saying?
That's also why I was just like, man,
Eliza, go drink some water, come back on some
regular shit because I want people to see
you need the real year.
I want people to see the side of you
when I talk to you like every
like, you know?
Like, we talk almost every day.
Sorry, when I come on on No Jumper,
I feel like I have to provide like my ratchet.
No.
But like I can't give a little hints of that, but you know.
Exactly.
But also like I don't want to get too deep
because that's for like my people that are my fans.
This is your fans.
And no jumper fans.
If they're fans of me, they're a fan to you.
I'm here for the no jumper people, you know.
My people, my fans know the real me.
Like, they know the deep side.
They know the shit.
I want everybody to know the real you though.
I was talking about this with Trevor earlier and I feel like the vibe for disconnected.
It's kind of just like chilling with your homies, like, you know, smoking or drinking or whatever.
Just kind of like when you don't have nothing to do and you just have these fools to kick it with and you're just like kind of kicking back and just talking.
No, so is this.
I feel like that's a cop of it.
I feel like that.
I feel like that.
I feel like that.
No.
No.
Those are the people that you go to to hang out with when you're just like, you know what you mean?
Like, no, I think what he's trying to say is when people watch this, they feel like they're chilling with that.
That's okay.
That's what you're trying to say, maybe.
Okay, that's my favorite vibe.
So I'm kind of implementing my perception of reality.
Like, that's my favorite vibe is hanging out with the homies, just kicking it.
Do you think one of the most relatable podcast then?
Is that what you're trying to say?
Oh, we are the podcast, best podcast on the 30.
Because you guys are professional, but not as like, I love.
how you guys are like a happy medium between like fresh and fit like and then like like no structure
you know what i mean between fresh and fit is literally like bitch if you talk out of line get the
fuck out like y'all aren't like that but you have you have structure but you're still like chill enough
that it feels like comfortable it took it took us a couple episodes to add the structure because we
we didn't have no structure at first and i feel like it was a lot of moments where we just be sitting
here and just be like so talking over each other yeah you know you know
So it took a minute to really like stamp it like boom, this is how we're going to do it.
And you're just going to do it's only episode 10.
You're going to get better.
We're just getting started.
Adam like technically he's on, you know, episode 100 something.
What is it?
162 or 72 of a no-jurper show.
But like, as for podcast and like just talking in front of a mic, he's on episode
10,000 or something hours of that shit.
That's what I'm saying.
He definitely put in the work.
But you've been doing the shit also since like 2016.
So you already.
That's why.
Like a lot of the stuff that I was doing was like just vlogs and just like, you know, just being around.
I wasn't necessarily like, like, I could probably name off like all the interviews that I did back then.
But I'm fresh off of a just fucking just watching this shit.
I never really did no podcasting.
But like, you know, I've definitely observed proper way of speaking for yourself.
Yeah, no, for sure, for sure.
You guys for sure.
No, but that's why.
That's why like, okay, since I even like had the idea of like doing.
this for real. It's like I've been analyzing everybody that I know and like just talking to them and
like seeing how they can hold a conversation. And it's like some people that can hold a conversation
well, but like they freeze the fuck up once they get on camera, which is like one of the hardest
things, you know, that's one thing. And then, you know, two is just other people that just, they just,
they would never be able to do something like this. And just knowing how to like direct. I feel like
that's what you're getting really good at now because I feel like you were used to being like
Adam leading. Now, now I feel like you're getting the hang of like you're the leading. And I think
you're doing like, you're learning really fast. I could already tell. Like even today like when you
told me, like, bit, I'm leaving. Like, thank you. Like that turned me on. I'm like, yeah. Run your show
baby. For me? I feel you on that. I have a, I have a homie shot to Chris Curtis. Whatever. He's so
funny, bro, in person. Like he can he can go into a bar and make friends with anyone and just like
make everyone laugh. But I've tried to get him like to do stuff on camera. He's,
He's this type of person where you like, once there's a camera involved, he's like, he gets different.
You know what I mean?
It's like, it's kind of like, I want you to bring that personality that you are off camera onto camera.
That happened to me a couple times.
Like, when they invite me to no jumper show, I don't think I was able to like really show who I was up until it's just with you guys.
And y'all are my homies.
It's different when it's like, like, bro, we probably sat there and talked to each other for like, out.
For just this long in my fucking kitchen table.
Yeah, literally.
So it's like, it's different when it when this shit like.
that but bro I had the same experience recently I met somebody who told me some of the craziest
life stories I ever heard like I was literally sitting there like this listening to this
nigga like god damn and like it's like a movie or some shit literally and like you know like I was
probably only talking to this thing for a couple hours so who knows like that's a long time
I know but it's like bro he was like he was saying so much crazy shit and I was like just thinking
like bro you would be amazing on camera if you if you talk to you talk to you like you talk
how are we talking right now but then it's like bro the type of shit he was talking about is no way
he would want to like broadcast it out like it's just like it just sucked because like now
I look at everything is like damn like everybody like the fucking world would be better if people
got to hear some of this shit bro yeah exactly well you know there's other ways of like I guess
doing it like books I guess or something like that but also there's other YouTube channels
I've seen where people put on masks
and talk about like gang stories
or this is one dude I watch
who talks about cartel stories
doesn't show his face.
He's on his fourth YouTube channel
because he keeps changing his YouTube channel
for anonymity, but he keeps just talking
about his old cartel stories
and it's fucking crazy
and just doesn't show his fucking face the whole time.
And you know, like you could do some shit like that
but it involves like that's why, you know what?
Honestly, like I feel like you should expect
everyone to want to be on a camera.
You should expect yourself to want to talk to more people
and just listen to their conversations
because like it was good.
I feel like at least like in the social media age,
it's so easy to take older people for granted.
You know what I mean?
Even if they're five years,
10 years older,
like talk to people and ask them like how life was before you were born.
Because shit was around before you were alive.
You know what I mean?
Like you could find out about this shit if you just ask people.
It's easy to write off older people's opinions too
because they're like,
bitch you're stuck in the past.
But I feel like it's so valuable to hear their perspective
because we're so caught up in our time.
our lives that like we might learn some shit from their generation or even like them just
observing they're not living our life but they're observing it and they have their past experience
so their perspective is going to include what they're seeing and what they've experienced so it could
be way more beneficial i just thought of something no jumper goes to an elderly home vlog
spend it spend a day with the elderly people i'll literally do that i'll be the one that does the
interviews.
I used to go volunteer at fucking retirement homes.
I love old people.
There's probably so much random stuff about you that like.
We don't know this part of Eliza.
No,
I'll be the one to interview them.
That's why I told you like,
nigger, go, go,
do what you need to do and come back and like, you know,
like let's be awesome.
Like, I wanted to show off like the Eliza that I talk to all the time.
Like not just.
The Eliza story.
Oh my God, I'm horny.
Yeah, you know, it's like, bro, no, no, no.
Now I understand because when I come.
here. I'm here in that character.
Like, it's a part of me.
Bro. All that shit is really mean.
It's brand. No, no, no.
And people want to see that, but I'm just saying.
I'm so many layers, you know.
And that's what I'm saying.
I just wanted to have you just show
another side to you.
And this is the Sim podcast.
I'm sorry to realize it. Yeah.
I'm going to put up.
One side of the table.
No, I see y'all.
No, I'm just here.
Ah, yeah. The Sim side is over there.
Fucking me.
And, and, like, like I said, like, it got to the
point with uh you know shout out kazumi like you know we we love her having her on but it did get
to a certain point where like it's just like okay we get it like you know exactly you asked
which which guy would you fuck in these shoes because because i had no other way of like involving her
i don't want to say this because like i'm the guy known for immaturity and like not taking shit
serious but after a while you're just like i get it you know what even with adam the people
refer to him as like the porn man or whatever
It's like whenever I talk to Adam off camera, we talked about YouTube or any, like, people we know.
It's like, he doesn't randomly just go like, oh, I'd fucking love to bone that.
I don't know.
Are you sure?
No, he doesn't do that.
You know what I mean?
I just like, and I feel like it adds to a level of maturity when you're able to have a conversation and not.
And like, we all have sex.
We all, we're all adults.
But we have to be adult enough sometimes to not be like.
No, I don't have sex.
I love doing this.
I literally almost hit you up and was, because, but I know this is your show, but I almost
hit you up.
and be like can we not just make everything that I talk about about sex because I literally
I've not been hoeing like I've literally been so like my sex drive is so low right now because
I'm in the bag yeah I'm in my bag and like I'll have sex once my job is done that like I don't
wake up thinking about dick I go to the dick is the last thing I think about before I go to bed
but the first thing I wake up thinking about is like what am I going to do today so like but that's new
for me like I used to just always just think about dick dick dick dick which I love
but I appreciate you
that means a lot
I've got to the point where I'm telling you
I don't even like
if you tell me right now
you'll bring five girls
that like don't know each other
or some shit like that
like I don't even know
I don't even know
I don't even know bitches anymore
bitches don't even exist
in my brain right now
damn switching sides
no no keep that
no keep going with that shit
because that's what I'm trying to
and I'm scared of these bitches
man these bitches be tweaking out
doing crazy shit
fucking like putting you in weird bro okay
I'm I'm kicking it with my home girl and
some girl that she I thought was like her friend but she didn't even really know her like that
either so I'm kicking it I'm kicking it with this girl
we have been like you know chopping it up the whole night or whatever
and the end of the night comes and
I I call one of my homegirls about some like very like
some very like fucked up shit like some
some i want to say important shit but very serious shit okay right and this girl hears me say something
and she thinks that i'm talking about her she's like on like like she's tweaking she's tweaking
she's tweaking no she's tweaking a lot okay like a lot like like and then like i'm trying to
explain to her like yo i wasn't talking about you i wasn't talking about you i'm like i'm on the
phone with my home girl that doesn't even know you like yeah like but bro she she's one of those
girls nah no no like i know what i heard like like like literally like forcing it like like
Like, I was just talking about her.
And once me and the home girl both, like, drilled it in her brain, then she started crying and being like, I'm sorry.
Like, I just, da-da-da.
And I'm just like, bro, I can't be around people like this that are just like that quick to fucking assume.
Like, just to spaz out.
Yeah.
Or even that, yeah.
That's the type of bitch that I wake up.
Like, you were, did you touch me in my sleep?
I'm like, fuck, you know.
Like, you got to, you got to think about all that type of shit, bro.
So with that being said.
Stay in y'all bag
Thank you everybody who
stayed and watched this shit for three fucking hours again
Episode 10
I don't pray to God
I pray to have some
Wow
When you don't see me
Don't say hello
Oh God yeah we
Shut up to
You see me don't say hello
Say hallelujah
We're sure friends now
Maybe we're sure friends
Come on
Okay we like you
My name
My name is that the outro song
I thought I had a brain anerism
My bad
I thought I just seized on camera
Shut out to our fucking special guest Eliza man
Everybody wanted you back
They were mad as fucking me for kicking you off
How did you go, you know?
You know what?
Chas House phone, God's plan
Housebound's plan
You know what
Praise God
Thank you for allowing me to come
You guys
Thank you for coming
For real
I'll do anything for you
We gotta go to the studio
Before you go back home
We definitely have to
I'm gonna call the police
Oh my God, don't say that
Yep
All right, child
I will see
Oh wait wait wait wait wait
everybody leave from here and we're going to adie's house to do a live review of the ye
album shorty is playing with my testicles right here i'm a letter keep doing it though okay
you have to see the rest on ad shit yeah you swipe up bids only only fan uh only fans dot com slash eliza
you'll see the rest yeah all right
