No Jumper - Disconnected w/ Housephone Ep. 12

Episode Date: March 4, 2022

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Sometimes it's just like, bro, how much are you going to fucking keep? Oh. Welcome to Disconnected. I messed up the thing already. Episode 12, I think. Did I mess it up? Episode Divinatzit. Yeah, wait, huh?

That's 12 in Russian. Not right now, but. Honestly, read the room, Yuri. Read the fucking country. Wow. So I can't do no Russian shit no more. It's fucked up. It's not that, but just, you know, maybe next week.

Maybe next episode. Like, it's still kind of like. It might be worse next week. So let's say what we can. I feel like that's just going to, they're going to be like, yeah, this is expensive. We're going to stay out of this. This is expensive. No, honestly, Blasie just, I mean, Yuri just has some real shit.

It could be, fucking, it could be five times worse next week. I'm getting nervous, bro. The news is starting to say, this is going to affect everyone. This is going to affect everyone. But how? I don't know. What the fuck do they mean by that? I feel like we need to mind our business.

Oh, God. Well, we can continue doing that. But it's going to jump into our business, you know. Yeah. And that's against the idea of what the United Nations stands for. United States. The reason they're trying to. The reason why they're linked up, Yuri.

All these countries are linked up and Russia's saying fuck everybody. You thought the Ukraine was a part of the United States? Oh, this is getting real political right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe. I'm pulling your Russian car. You're just white now. Oh, wow.

You're just American. No, don't call me white. That's real disrespectful. No, no. You don't know what the UN is. Yeah, that was United States. I know what the United Nations are. I thought you were confusing the U.S.

with the UN. But why would he be talking about the Ukraine and US having correlation? Because I just said that the news is saying that this is going to affect all of our lives in some way or another. Yeah, you got to learn how to take an L sometime. All right. That's it. I'm wrong. Matrix man is right. Speaking of Matrix, man, let's let's dive right into our outfits for today, man. I feel like you should go first. All right, you might show me. Well, you know what? I wore leather pants because I saw somebody on the mean page talking shit about me wearing leather pants. So I'm like, all right, I'm going to bring them out again.

Yeah, you might have to, you might have to just make that your signature. Yeah, I mean, it kind of is our signature. I'm going to keep real. I'm inherited for both of us, but we're just Jordan Forrest and Black ones. Wait, what fours you got on? What are these called again? I got them from like, black cats, black cats. What are these like spikes you got on the bottom?

These are some Rider Studios pants, man. Shout to my boys. Some Rider Studios leather pants. I got a Rick Owens jacket. T-shirt. What do you have underneath, though? I don't know. Yo, pause.

T-shirt. Oh, I got the Half Evil shirt. shirt, man, out now. Oh, let's go. My office got the chance to design this shit, man. My young designer E, shout out to E, man. What about the elephant in the room, the glasses? The glasses?

These are Botega Veneta. Oh, my fucking God. You know what Botega is? I don't, honestly. You might have heard, like, your favorite rapper, drop a bar about it. I've heard Botega, but I've never heard of Veneta. Botega Louis is a really good restaurant. Oh.

But so Botega Vanetta is that two different dudes? I think that's just one guy's. A long-ass name. Oh, okay. You know, but I also decided not to wear a hat. You got a shirt of a lineup off, though. Yeah, no, the lineup shot to, I think his name was Geo. He fucked it up a little bit.

Fuck, no. No, he went crazy. Uri for show got the sneak disc jokes ready to get out. I'm fucking around. But those glasses are honestly really cool. It makes you feel like Batman. It's like it gives you like a layer of confidence without you even having to do anything. It's like.

I just feel like I'm ready to just punch in a whip and fucking going to the, going to going to a fucking blockchain. No, you look like you're going to step into the Metaverse right now. Exactly. You look like you're in the Metaverse. Shopping at Deso Debtzio's shop. I saw that. That's the Metaverse. Yeah. He does. He just opened the store already.

What? It's open and running. The Metaverse shop. Wow. I need to go pull up so that's an awful lot of Bro. Imagine we do a vlog of us pulling up to the Metaverse shop all wearing fucking 3D goggles. With the Oculus. That would be sick. We're all just fucking dancing in there? For real. What are you wearing Uri?

Okay, so I'm wearing these Amostillo shoes that Housephone blessed me with months ago with some Aspisa, little jiblet things on the shoelaces. Little jiblies? We saw Aspica on the way over here. No way. Yeah. I saw his car on the freeway. It's like filled

with like Carl's Jr. That's fire. Like 7.30 all over. Oh, you know that was for sure. Yuri would have a fucking crashed. It was like a Mustang or something just spray painted. I got a discount at Carl's Jr. the other day because I was wearing my ass pizza bini and he's like, He didn't even know who Aspica was the cashier. He was like, yo, you really fuck with Carl's Jr.

He's like, I got you. And he gave me a discount. I sort of got. He thought I was a Coles Jr. fan, but I'm a Aspica fan. Did you know that that's where that star came from? No, I did. But he, you know, didn't know.

But either way, my pants are filthy coteur. I remember the name this time. Thank you. A bunch of anime girls printed on a pants, on pants. And then this shirt came in recently. That shirt is very far. I was it a ranger. I was it a ranger.

Danger. Danger. Okay. So it's a danger. Shirt. Ranger. Shout to danger. I really like this shirt. And Treves said I look like a giant anime book today. Yeah. You honestly look like a manga. Yeah, one big as manga. Facts. Manga. Read me, bro. And then also ass pizza, cat. You know, have you had the hat for a while, haven't you? A long time. I don't understand how you keep it so clean. I try to rarely wear it.

Is this one of your like rare, more rare ass pizza item where you just like, I got to keep this one on ice? Well, especially since it's white, but also ever since I, like, stopped skating as often, it's easier to keep shit clean. You know what I mean? Like, when you're skating and shit, like, everything gets fucked up. Nick, I don't even have to skate. I just be moist as fuck all the time. I know, but I have to be all sweated out. That's the worst thing about skateboarding is, like, you don't know how filthy you are until you start looking at your hat.

You see that rim of fucking dirt. Sweat. Yeah. But you know what? This is a trick that this guy at Hat Club in Santa Monica put me on to back in the day. You just take a little thin. and like put it in the lining so it catches all the sweat so you have a crown of like napkins on your head now now just know i definitely used to be napkined up but then like if you don't buy your hats big enough

it'll be way too tight on your head so here's the thing i kind of disagree with that i don't like fragile drip like i don't like drip where like you got to walk around like a robot to keep the drip looking nice bro that's as soon as you're running or something like that boom napkins are falling out you know this is your pants are falling off it's in the lining of your hat you're hat so it's not going to fall out. Oh, okay. Like, like, you, there's a lining on the inside. What if you did a headband plus cap?

I feel like that's a little too much. You got like, like, four size up. Yeah, it's also like not 2004. I'm not really going to be wearing like a headband with like a fitted cap on top of it. That's the worst thing about truckers. People don't really talk about too much. With beanies, it's one size all, but hats literally have 10 sizes. Seven, seven and eight.

Seven and a quarter. But not if you get a trucker. Not truckers, one size fits all. But what, what fucks? fitted's up for like the consumers and the sellers. But I'm like, 10 different sizes. You know what I really realize is that like as you as you get older, you realize that like people don't have the same life experience as you.

So like, nigga, I know I know what hat size I wear like if my hair is short, if my hair is long. Like I literally like I literally like my sizing pretty good because I've been buying fit. It's literally since like middle school. So if you have like, I've been doing this. If you have longer hair and you're looking through your hat collection, you're like this one fits this head. Yeah, like this one, like, like, I have a whole row of hats that doesn't fit me. Interesting.

At the moment, because my hair is like way longer than it usually was. And I used to wear my fittings on some Dom Kennedy shit, like literally glued to my head, like, tight as fuck. So like, as soon as you get any little, like, extra inch of hair is like, it's a wrap. It starts getting headaches and shit. Because it squishes your head. I swear to God, are you joking? No, but I will say, I will say that I respect Yuri's cleanliness a little bit.

more the fact that he's kept this white hat clean for so long. I've been trying, dude. Yeah. All right. What about your drip? Well, I was going to say, I literally had to throw this hoodie on at the, I took it out the plastic as I was walking in because I was like, I'm not fend to fucking wear this and then be like have fucking dirt stains all over it, you know?

Bro, wearing white shirts or white sweaters is the fucking worst, bro. I mean, if you like, you know, like you, you don't shower or clean yourself up or whatever. No, it's just like anytime you're doing anything, it's like you're eating or something like that. you just get one tiny little dot of like red or something you're like that's it you know what i hate to you know what i hate to i hate when you brush up against something dusty oh yeah you're like a black like spot you're looking like a zebra and all that shit oh man no it's not the move but yeah one of the worst experiences i ever had with uh white clothing was um i had this uh black scale i had a black scale fucking white hockey jersey okay and i've told this story uh many of times but

I got hit in the face with a beer bottle at one time. Okay. This guy was like, like, trying to like fucking like fuck with the gay homies. So I started beating his ass. Oh, that's some real shit. He pulls out a beer bottle and cracks the whole bottle over my eye. And like, my- It ruined your shirt.

No, it ruined my face. It ruined my eye. Like, my eyes still be twitching randomly. What was he pressing on the gay homie on? All right. So the gay homie used to sell drugs. And the gay homie was like, trying to serve this nigga outside the party.

The nigga grabs all of the drugs out of my homie. hand and starts running, right? Wow. But it's two of them. It's two of them. It's one short one and one kind of like, you know, average height one. I hate the short one. No, literally the short one.

This is when I was a little more athletic. So I chased this nigga like six blocks downtown. I'm tired as fuck. He gets away from me as little fucking short ass. He's still running after six blocks. Bro, he was fast as fuck, bro. Wow. So look, so he gets away.

He gets away, right? And then I'm tired as fuck. I'm breathing hard as fuck. And I walk back to the group of people like my friend. like his the guy that was with him was still over there. So as I'm getting back closer, he's like, yo man, I'm sorry. Like I didn't know my home he was going to do it.

And I just start beating his ass like mid mid mid combo. Tired as fuck. Still tired as foot, right? So then I'm like, he starts like trying to run away too, but I'm trying to run up behind him. And I'm trying to like hit him so hard from the back paws that he falls on the ground, right? So there's like, we're like, we're like fighting in like the middle

like the fashion district downtown. So it's like there's a lot. to fight. There's like a lot of like glass doors and shit like that. So I try to throw him into the glass. God damn. Right? He kind of bounced off of it. And as I'm going to run up and hit him again from the back, that's when he like I like there was a video of this shit too on Twitter, which is crazy. So right before he hits me, you hear all my friends in the background saying, hey yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, like trying to like warn me. He pulls out. It was literally in one motion, bro. He pulls out the bottle. It was a whole Dosecchi's bottle. So you guys are having this whole altercation and he. was hiding a bottle. It was like, he had like a jean jacket on. It was like, you know, like, you have pockets inside of the jean jacket.

That was his last minute fucking. That was like his on the way home beer. Yeah. And he fucking, he sent me home with that shit. Fuck. So look, so like, um, like it ended up being a crazy ass bra. Like, when I say my friend, okay, first of all, I got hit. I was so delirious.

I started walking back the other way thinking I'm still chasing the dude. He's going, he's going the other way, right? Yeah. So my homie Jack, shout out to my nigga Jack, bro. Jack peels past all of us running full speed, catches up to the nigga, knocks him to the ground, and then we just stomp this nigga out as a crew.

Like, we literally beat the fuck out of him. Like, we might have beat that nigga like to a bloody poke, bro. So look, so as we're beating him up, tell me why the short nigga comes back to like help his homie. So then we start chasing that nigga again. And it was just crazy, bro. Dude, and we're still just on your swing. sweater.

Your pants and dad's going to have a whole other story. So then, like, after all this happens, we, you know, we're going back or whatever. And the guy that we just beat up, he's literally crawling on the floor like, help me, help me. He's like, it's like talking to some tweaker lady, like trying to get the tweaker to call the police. And like, it was just crazy, bro. So then look, I go home. God damn.

I go home because the people that gave me a riot, I didn't know them like that at a time. And they were just going to just drop me off at the hospital. And I was like, dude, I don't want to be in the fucking hospital by myself. Yeah. So bag and shit too. Yeah. So I had them drop me off at home. You know, I'm thinking my mom is home.

Were you bleeding and all fucked up and shit? Bro, are you joking? I had literally, I never went to the hospital. So like, I have this scar right here above my eyebrow and I have one right here. God damn. Like, when I tell you, I looked at myself in a mirror. I had a gas open like this over my eye. I had a gas right here.

And then literally it was just like glass particles all over my like eye. and then like I said I was wearing a white hockey jersey So from the neck all the way down to the end of it It was just blood completely filled like in the front of it How old were you? This was maybe 2014, 2015 like Ham on Everything vibes Eight years ago type shit Yeah so so yeah that was my story about getting blood all over my white jersey

But guess what? My mom told me soak it in water with some like cold water Like right when it happens with some with some laundry detergent came out She knows how to get rid of blood stains. You can get rid of any stains. That's interesting. So what fight did you get into with your pants? There's actually no.

Okay. Wait, what are you wearing, though? You never got to what you're actually wearing. All right, boom. So, you know what I'm saying? Hey, listen. All I got to say is T.Rell? Oh.

We got you. T.rell, come holler at me, bro. Bro. Motherfucking, who else? Oh, Trey, way, come holler at me. These shoes. The rest of the Houston Astros? The rest of the, you know what I'm saying?

These shoes got me on a half ear right now. They're orange. Wait, also, yo. Pause. So look, I'm going to go ahead and release a new detail that we added to the high rollers. We got a crazy. Show that shit to the camera. We got a crazy new detail.

You got to throw that bitch in there. This one? Yeah, this one. Yuri, like, give them like a deep. I lick this earlier. You're like, bring it close. No, no. If you bring it too close, it's going to get out of focus.

My bad. Yuri knows this. So, yeah, so as you can see, we add it. Okay. I think we added a new design to the bottom of the shoe. It's actually a slot machine with like coins dripping out of it at the top and then we just kind of do some dice. That shit's hell of the hard. When you're dropping those?

These are actually scheduled to release on the next release. You know I want to that that's, well, when's the next release? It's coming, man. It's on the way. Did you wait on it? I was, wow. You beat me to it. Do we need that sound clip?

We need that. Who says that? Migos. Amigos. Are you joking? Takeoff to be specific. Exactly. Who got lift up band, Bougie? Okay, yeah.

So, we got the unreleased, unreleased high rollers. And to be honest, I'm just FTPed from the sock up to, like, yeah, from the sock up. What kind of boxers you wear? You have to be able to have a talk. I got no fucking boxers on. I got no FTP, no FTP, no FTP fucking pro club boxers. Are you wearing undergarments? I'm not you, Yuri.

I'm not freeballing it. I've never freeballed in my life, I swear to God, unless I'm sleeping. I don't free ball around the office. Are we bringing up like boxers now part of our fits? Honestly, we might have to, but I heard a rumor that allegedly Adam 22 was wearing the same denim as me today. He 100% it's not a rumor, it's 100% truth. Well, like, I wasn't here, so I can't take it as 100% true. This is funny.

If only you guys had like ran into each other at one point because that would have been really funny. We should have clicked up to be honest. You would have been really bummed. You would have probably went home and changed. They came home like three hours late and we would just start the show at 9 p.m. Just so they could have different pants. I swear to God, if there's any time in life where I would do some shit like that is because I did not want to wear what Adam 22 was wearing. When you guys get the same FTP box, you know, shit happens.

Oh, man, I'm sick. I want to see y'all twizzied up in Vegas. Bro, are you not, are you not, are either of y'all coming? Yes, I'm not going. What you mean? You're going? Yeah. I'm not going.

I'm gonna need to like tie you either we're tying you up here or I'm leaving you in my fucking trunk or something you got upside with us What is your goals for Vegas? Well, wait wait. Hold on in it. Okay, can I finish my? Sorry sorry. Okay, okay, so we got we got FTP denim on. I mean obviously yeah, you're just repeating everything the hoodie. Yeah, but like I like and the hats we didn't talk about the hats. Well, this is like maybe the most plain hat that I like own like see like this is the thing 80 is quality over quantity. You can't just like collect on. You can't just collect fucking a thousand random ass hats from Instagram ads and just think that you know like you just you won the hat battle That's how you feel bro That's how I feel I love the speak on it fucking thing But you know what though? I can't sneak this AD I can't I can never sneak this AD for real because Bro, they've been holding me down like every everybody they've been holding me down as a unit bro and I like

I feel like we have so much more family like camaraderie now I agree with that but But only you and AD get blessed with hats over here. Blasie and I are over here dry-headed as fuck. And don't fucking fresh-strip. My hat game's there. Blasie just stepped out the chair, though. It's different. Yeah, I just stepped out the chair.

I got the fresh cut, you feel me? No, but I mean, like, my hat- My hat game's there. No, I meant like, okay, like, obviously, like, we clown on each other, probably to, like, a little extreme extent. But, like, if somebody was coming at you, I'd smack the fuck out of it. I'm never going to let nobody, like, play you. Facts.

The way you play him. Literally, like, only I play him like that. No, for real, like on some shit, like, bro, like, I really look at like y'all as like my fan. Like, bro, Blasie can attest to this. Nigel, we at ComplexCon. I don't know why, but like I'll pop like a corner of a Zan or some shit on the second day. A corner? Like just like a little.

That's difficult to do. What do you mean? They're so tiny. Well, I mean, I didn't give it to myself. After years of taking, you might get a little precise. Yeah, bro. No, literally, I don't need a knife or nothing. You just fucking pop it off.

With your tooth. No, because then, because you know what, fucking... That shit tastes like shit. Alpharmazan or whatever that shit called in your mouth. That shit disgusting. It tastes like Clorox. No, but I don't know why for some reason, like, like, when I used to boot up off the Zanz, it would just get me mad.

Like, I was feeling like fucking Superman, feeling like the Hulk or something. You'd be pissed? Yeah, for some reason, right? So, like, I remember on Sunday, it was like towards the end. Like, I was just, like, I was feeling the Zan. And I think, you know, like, the ego of just being. there for two days and just getting all the love. It just had me just like feeling super macho for some reason. And I remember fucking Blasie like it was just me and Blasie walking around

at the end. Like let's go do a little last lap see if we could go get some shit, right? So this niggas starts trying to play like a prank on Blassie. Like, uh, random dude. Yeah, random ass dude, right? Okay. He's his buff, short Hispanic nigga. He comes up to Blasie and he was like, how about you box me? How about you box me for your chain? Wow. Your runs chain? Yeah, yeah. He said that, but like I was so sexy, preferenced it.

I thought he was out there testing diamonds. I'm like, this is my time to shine. I got a good outfit on. Let's film right now. I'm happy. But he's like, your chain real. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up? I thought he's coming on the diamond.

He's like, yo, so you want to box me for it? I'm like, what do you mean? I'm like, I fit a boxing for my chain. He's like, yeah. He's like, he's like you. He's like boxing me. Like, if you win, I get your chain. If you win, you get my chain.

And I think he had a shit Tuck up the time So I'm like I'm like Well shit pull it out Let me see what your chain's looking like And he has the slowest show And there's nothing wrong about little chains I don't this is damn near little chain

But like he pulls it out And it's the smallest fucking like First Communion fucking rosary And we kind of just laugh It just kind of like slowly walk away We're like what's so funny like Now I'm gonna be honest I wasn't laughing

Because when he came up to Blassey Even on that at all I'm like kind of standing like not like directly next to him i'm kind of like you know like off to the side a little bit yeah so i'm thinking in my zandau brain like i'm gonna rush this nigga i'm like i'm like we would beat his ass in the middle of that shit he's so he's so buff and like i'm just like i got to i got to get as many hits in before he starts to weaken him a little bit and then you know what i was this bro i was so disrespected that he even came up to the humby talking about is your chain real

you want to box me for your chain and then he pulls out this he pulls out this he pulls out this fucking This fucking McDonald's toy. Yeah, this nigga pulls out a fucking copper-ass chain. And I'm like, bro, like, when you're off Zanz and shit, you loki-key. You don't think about the future. You don't think about like, okay, this is a professional boxer. And like, he might beat my ass. But I was so, I was so willing to crash out over the bro that I was going to just rush.

I think it's really just like a bigger observation on the guy doing it. Like, that's such a weird angle for pranks. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because it's like, even in the. in the event that he had a nicer chain I mean like to be real his thing might cost like $300 and nothing wrong with $300.

Maybe $30.30. But if I didn't even have a chain it's like bro, do I really want to get rid of my $100 complex con ticket just to fucking squabble with you? Exactly. But even like even without kind of like on the same tip of as that as like the bigger or more

famous you get like imagine someone like offset just walking down Hollywood Boulevard. You're going to get 10 of those dudes a day trying to fucking Maybe even more. Yeah, even more. Probably press you or do this or do that or show off or trying to show. You know, like, you're going to get so many of these people that you have to get to this point where you're thinking like in your head.

At the end of the day, I'm going home to my home situation and he's just doing this because this is the highlight of his day. I mean, like, you're better off just being like, all right, good job. I understand that from the perspective of like direct and like, you know, like cloud chaser kind of stuff. But he had no idea who probably either of us was. He was just like, he just harassed with some buzz downs on. I think it's really just about like, like, that's not like a productive prank. There's nothing funny. You would have got more of a reaction if you, I didn't see nobody to test chains out there.

That would have been cool. He also had zero confidence in it. Like he just like, he was awkward. Like, bro, he's a boxer. He's not a fucking comedian. So like, everything about it was just weird. And so I'm like, the worst part was he wasn't even recording anything. Are you joking?

There was no camera. No, no. I think that there was a cameraman like behind somewhere. We weren't miced up. Like, what was it? He was just going to hear people talking and rumbling, you know? Oh, my God, dude. It's going to be like one of those rapper intro skits.

It's just somebody was doing dabs in the parking lot and just thought like, okay, this is what we're going to do inside. We're just going to walk up to people and they're going to want to box me, bro. They don't want to box me. And then. I'm going to be completely honest. I think me and Juice had talked about doing some drip tank shit where we like were pranking people or whatever.

But I actually ended up walking around with Basanova and like kind of doing some prank shit and ended up on the no jumper clip. No Jumper Instagram on like the shorts and shit like that where I was like You know this dude who worked at uh shout out to him man this dude who worked at uh this uh shoe Uh, uh, shoe authenticator shoe reseller website called Deadstock also shout out to Deadstock man tap in with me man we they We had talked about doing some business together but uh tap in with me so anyway I'm like I was kind of awkward with mine too though because I was trying to like ask him like yo bro um you know i've been trying to find out where to get the replica of Rick Owens from where did you get yours from

Like the fake ones And he was like No no no no These are real bro He was so like Flabbergasted And I think it took him The minute

Like to realize that I was like You were fucking around Yeah but That's the best thing To walk up to a high piece And to ask them Just assume that shit's fake Just fuck

Because they like they get so offended Even you like if someone walked out to you was like Man that ass pizza hat's fake You'd strike a nerve Honestly yeah Out of all the things If someone said like yo That ass pizza hat fake

I'll be like What the hell What the fuck you're talking about? Yeah, that would trigger me. I just think it was funny because, like, I honestly didn't get, like, the best reactions because, like, I don't know, a lot of those people were just so awkward that it was just like, huh?

Yeah. Complex Con is just too cool for school. Everyone's kind of looking over the shoulder trying to be the coolest in, like, the area. Fuck that. Fuck that. Nick, I was going around showing love to everybody, bro, tapping in with everybody. Like, it was like Instagram in real life. It was fucking insane. That shit was very draining, though, bro.

The night before Saturday, I didn't go to sleep. We dropped all that shit off at 8 p.m. 8 a.m. No, we had to drop it off at 8 p.m. And we had to be back at 8 a.m. Me and all my guys were fucking heat pressing hoodies and shit like that. And getting all shit started. Literally up until the last moment.

We left at 6 a.m. And I spent that whole first day just fucking trying to be my, you know, try to communicate with hundreds of people and trying to be like, thousands, bro. My best, you know, the best example of myself while trying to sell my product. It was fucking stressful and I probably wouldn't do it again unless they paid me to be there. When I first came to your booth, I was looking for you, right, to do the drip check video and I ran into Tommy and I was like, yo Tommy like, where's Blaz? And he's like, he's like, he's out.

He's like, he's in his car sleeping right now. He's like, he's so tired. You slept in a parking lot? I slept in a Lamborghini Euras truck. That's a bullshit. Speak on it. Wait, that probably wasn't comfortable, but that's Boston. It's pretty comfortable.

The Uris is like a SUV. Yeah, I know, but like all this seats are all. bucket seats where it's like meant for you to be sitting like this straight. It kind of like it grips you right. You feel me pause. But like I was I was big chilling that I just got up. Have you been in the ones? Never been in the Lamborghini Euras.

Have you been in a Lamborghini? What I'm saying? So like how how could you have assumed anything about it? You've never been inside it? Because I just know sports cars aren't meant to sleep inside. It's an SUV though. It's not a sports car. It is a sports.

It's a Lamborghini. It's a, you know, look, the Euris is a Lamborghini truck. SUV. Yeah, I know. But I would still consider it a sports car. Yeah, but it's a sports SUV.

so it's automatically going to have more room here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the seats are always like bucket seats where it has these like sharp-ass corners. But it's not because it's low to the grill. That's because Lamborghinis, regular Lamborghinis are low to the ground. It's meant to like go fast. I mean, the Euras obviously goes fast too,

but I'm saying the seats are going to be way more comfortable in an SUV than a regular car. I know for a fact that if we have you sleep in a Lamborghini Euras, you're going to wake up the next morning and be like, bro, never doing that again. I'm going to be honest, sleeping in cars in general isn't the best like situation. Yeah, you're right. But I'd rather sleep in a year than like a fucking Toyota Corolla.

No, that's true. That's what Rio one time said that is like, I used to sleep in vacant houses, not asleep in rates or something like that. Exactly. I don't know if that's necessarily an upgrade. You might want to get like a king size that before. You might get Rolls truck,

rose car, but. No, fuck that. No, the ComplexCon experience from like a vendor is definitely not it, man. I'll be real with y'all. You feel me? And as soon as I got up out of that slumber, I'm like, all right, need to get back on my shit. ate some shrooms and then I'm like

All right now this is kind of getting annoying and boring You know what I mean? You know what was really heartbreaking about Complexcon is Channel 5 was there Doing a bunch of shit He filmed me doing push-ups Doing all this random crazy stuff He interviewed BankBob and none of it was in the edit

And when I saw the edit I was just like Damn like I did so much You gotta think about it though Think about how much content they probably filmed that day That's exactly Like I saw like a lot of the interviews they filmed Like I felt like I was there all day for two days and I saw everyone there. And they did interviews with people I didn't even notice that looked crazy as hell like you feel like you would notice.

But yeah, they probably talked to so many people. I think that's the, that's the worst part about doing that kind of content like Eric Andre or Channel 5. Sorry. Yeah, channel 5 is the fact that like the larger you get, the less you're able to get away with doing that kind of context. If you just channel 5 down the street, anyone who watches the content, they tap into a character. They're exaggerating certain things. they're acting goofy. You see Eric Andre, you're doing the same versus, like, Channel 5 fucking two years ago.

You're just like, you know, you're just giving your true perspective. Dude, the whole thing is so crazy because all the people that I talked to, all the people that I met, literally, that's the only person I fanned out over. Channel 5? Bro, what? I fucking watch that shit. I have my notifications on for whenever they drop something. I'm like ready to go.

You know where he was at, too? Remember that skate event? It was like... like hall of meat or something no it was that Babylon yeah it was I went there oh yeah you were there it was a runce event it was Babylon runs shout to my good people at both channel 5 was there channel 5 was there but check it out so like my homie is a big channel 5 guy one of the runs guys he's like Blasie we need to have him interview uh you know young lb shout to young lb and uh it just did not go smooth at all but like there are two people that I wish if they

actually like young lb you know face of runs he's he's the he's the he's the face of exotic weed over the last couple years. Him and Channel 5 would have had an amazing conversation, but I feel like Elby didn't have too much context of who he was. When they did like the skate Yeah, the skate event in the back.

It might have been like, say, September, maybe August. They were doing like a versus and then whoever won, like, won some weed or want some money or something like that. Yeah, yeah. No, that was on runs. That was honestly a really good clip. But I think it made it, it made it like funny that it wasn't like it's all super serious or like a real

like, you know, interview or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. Well, that's a, yeah, it should have been one. But, uh, no, shout out to Channel 5, man. His content is definitely, he's probably making the most creative, like, funnest, like, set of fucking newscasting I've seen in a while. And, like, just the simple fact of, like, me watching, like, little mini docs about him and just hearing his whole story and how he came up and, like, she was really inspiring.

How did he come up? He... I just started watching All Gas No Breaks and... Yeah. He ended up getting like a fucked up situation with that Where like the people he signed to They like kind of fucked them over

But like I'm glad he kept it pushing And like started channel five instead Yeah You know what I'm saying And I felt like in the middle of that It was kind of like It was like in limbo He was doing like a podcast

And shit like that Like yeah I think yeah Is that the one where it's like on the RV Yeah he interviewed Uh Draco actually He did one of like

Draco's first interviews out of jail The interview like his fucking Mac DeMarco And like friend I love MacD Marco Check it. I love them too. But the thing is, you know, something interesting happened during COVID is it just turned everybody into conspiracy theorists. And he's one of those where it's like, man, the deep state, this fucking government doesn't know anything.

He might know more than we do. He definitely knows more than I do. If I knew that information, I'd probably be as nuts as in. In a different sense, you know what I'm saying? For sure, for sure. But like, it's kind of disappointing when you see like people just fall to like, kind of like, you know, mental. issues and shit later later on in their life. Damn, you think it's that deep?

No, you got to watch it, bro. You're going to be like, damn, like, and it wasn't Mac DeMarco and talk. It's fucking aerial pink. We can't keep spreading. Oh, yeah, we can't keep spreading false info. Damn, I have an aerial pink story, but it was Ariel Pink, yeah.

I got an Ariel Pink story, but I feel like maybe I should just leave the untold stories off the pod unless it was like. Before they clip it. Man, bro. You should just have like a clip exude, like, clip exempt. Yeah, I fucking need, man. I remember that was one of the first things I said. I'm like, bro, bro, damn.

You're a fucking, you're a goat, bro. Oh, no problem. I really appreciate you, bro. I wash my hands too. Bro, shout out to Yuri, bro. I love you so much. You know, it's funny? I was going to ask somebody like, man, can we hit the AC or can somebody pass me a napkin?

But, like, I was just going to thug through it. No, I feel the fucking precipitating. Where the fuck that word? Precipitation. Shout to Trevor, though. He's the one who handed me the napkins. I didn't notice you were sweating. He did somehow.

Hey, look, look, man. He paid attention. Shout out to the VBC, man. You come in with us to Vegas, too? Exactly. So, bro, we're going to be broed up in Vegas, having a great fucking time this weekend, man. I haven't decided which house I was going to crash at, but I'm crashing at one of your houses tonight. How are you getting there?

With everyone? No, I'm just going to, I'm going to fucking take my own personal PJ and me out there. I've been listening, and it sounds like everyone's going on there, like, separate fucking a cord or whatever. That's not true at all. We got like, we got a whole like riotous. I think it's just like T-Rill and AD who are like flying in. But T-Rill apparently has like his brother's birth, it's a son's birthday.

Man, you know what? T-Rail, at some point I'm thinking you just making this shit up. Because every time we go somewhere T-Rail ops out at the last fucking moment. Oh man, like, it's my homie's first, it's my homie's first wedding. It's my kids' fourth birthday. Bro, he has like six kids.

That's already six months. Half the years taken up with birthdays, right? Okay. He has his wife, another month, has homies, his whole years taken up with events probably. I don't like, I don't like the fact that I fucking, like, I felt like me and T. Rell really bonded. Like, I'm like, bro, this niggas really one of the funniest niggas on the show. He's honestly one of the most best dress that we don't really speak on.

That's true. And I'm like, Paul. The stylist. I'm like, pause, bro. You need to, you need to be linking up more. You got to be fucked up. He got to come on, um, Disconnected. Come on disconnected just to speak on the jokes.

He got drip history with Last Kings, bro. We need them on here. Should we do this next Thursday? Drip connected. That's the name of our group chat. I noticed that. And I'm not going to lie to you. Bro, I literally created this colorway of high rollers that I'm wearing off the bases of T-Rail and his history.

What do you mean? Like what he's, stuff he's told you? You're saying all the, you're saying this all. You're going to say this all the way until you get sued. He's like, look, here it is. I made the shoe off of the T-Rill. I mean, you should just call them the T-Rail color way, if you feel that way. Damn, should I call it?

With glasses, they look Puerto Rican. What, nigga, if you take the glasses off, you realize they're orange and blue. I'm cool with them looking Puerto Rican. T-Rill's going to ask for his percentage if you're going to tell them all that. No, I'm just going to lace them up with a couple pairs. I honestly might lace them up with enough pairs to pass out to his, you know, his affiliates. Where's my skate pair that we've been talking about for me? Yeah, how would you feel if, like, you know,

Yuri, you watch this year? Like, yeah, this is my Yuri pair. Honestly, this pair was inspired by Yuri. Do you think you need some points? But see, but that's kind of how I operate, though. That's kind of like doing a collab with someone without asking to do the collab. It's kind of like I drop like a shirt that's like that's featuring house phone. And I never told you about it.

No, I don't think it's the same because it's not like a collaborative effort of like us coming together and put in our minds together for a product. No, yeah. It's more like, okay. So if you don't know The group that T-Rail is Allegedly affiliated with, their colors are orange And they're Crips

So like orange, white, blue Wow, boy The color of love What else is orange, white and blue? I forget. The New York Nix colorway, New York Mets, there's like a hockey team

Tony the Tiger. There's a blue? Oh, he has a color scarf. Lame little ribbon. And the box is blue too. He's orange, so. That's true. You could have called him, yeah, for like legal reasons.

So, like, T. Rail doesn't sue you. You should just call him the fucking frosted flicks. Y'all really think that. No, he's not suing you, but he's definitely, you owe him a pair now. He's rich for a reason, bro. You gang up, you gang off calling him T. Rale.

You owe him a pair. No, I told you, I'm literally going to lace it. I'm going to lace. Let me stop trying to add on. Yeah, you're overpropism. I told him I was going to lace him with five pairs, bro. I want him to pass them out to, like, all the fucking affiliates that he knows. Bro, I still can't believe that Phil kind of like finessed me out of a free pair of high rollers.

Speak on it. Speak on it. It still upset me to this day. Whoa. Whoa. House phone was going to give me a free pair of high rollers if I got shot in the neck by a salt gun, right? Trevor's vlogging it. If you guys don't know, wait just real quick.

If you guys don't know, we have this big ass like AK-47 style. Men for killing flies. Mip for killing flies and it's full of salt. And like it hurts. It looks like it hurts. So like, I would. I was going to let Yuri shoot me in the, I mean, shoot him in the face. Oh, in the neck.

To give him a pair. And Trevor's vlogging it, right? So I'm not trying to be like, oh, yeah, it's going to be no biggie, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, I'm trying to be like, oh, shit. Like, I don't know what's going to happen. I'm worried here, you know, blah, blah, and then Phil comes in the room. He's like, what's happening here? And then Houseman's like, oh, he's going to get Sean the neck and I'm going to give him a free pair of high rollers.

And then Phil's like, shoot me right now for free. Let me shoot you right now. Go, Yuri. Bro. Do I get high rollers? The offer's on the table again. In the neck? In the forehead.

In the forehead? You have glasses. You got glasses on. I'm going to get salt in my eyes for sure, dude. Cover your eyes. Oh, in the forehead? That's kind of dirty, bro. Oh, my God.

Wait, hold on. Okay, where? Okay, where. It got to be somewhere on the face head. Give it to me good. Yo, pause. This is crazy. Hold on.

Wait, are you going to do it? Ah. Shucky. I felt like I got a haircut. De-monitized. Did it honestly, no salt Really? I can already feel salt falling out of my hair

You're a fucking psycho, bro. Isn't that crazy you hit Yuri and it lands on Trevor? Yo, well deserved. That hat is fire, man. Honestly, Trenf- I feel salt falling out of my hair. I'm so sorry, bro. Honestly, I just wanted to see if you're really down, bro.

That feels funny. You got some salt on the rinks? No. I think so. I felt like acupuncture. Like a bunch of needles just went. Yeah, I was going to say, like, on a scale of 1 to 10, like, where did that lie in pain? Well, because I had to have my eyes closed, I didn't know when you were going to do it.

It kind of, like, added to the fear. But as for pain, honestly, like a 3 out of 10. Oh, no, you got to let me shoot you multiple times. Oh, God, damn. Oh, God shoot you two? It's not a 3 out of 10 shoe. What are you going to give me? Oh, you give me tons of stuff already.

I'm giving you fucking donations, motherfucker. Push-up donations I ain't got yet. The homie is wearing the 10-talks merch right now. Shout to fucking Cush face J. Shout out to Cush Face J, man. The fucking realest nigga in the world, bro. I never met this man before. It's my weed sponsor.

Really? Yeah. Hey, we need some Cush, too, bro. Yeah, Cush. Cush. Cush. Cush. Cush.

Caj face J. Doesn't even introduce himself. Just rolls me. We're alive. He's secretly giving Yuri Cush and no Cush for us. Yeah, we're secretly. This is overt. We smoking paper bag.

We smoking paper bag. This is reminding me back in the day when the homie on the side of the school would be serving me. Oh, we got the loose leaves. Let's go. Wait, you know what else we haven't talked about yet? Is the fact that this episode of Disconnected is catered today. What do you mean? Have you not been reading the group chat? Yeah, my phone messages? Look at how fucked up my phone is. Jesus Christ. Okay, a house phone. So right now in the other room, we have two professional chefs cooking up some food. I don't, I swear to God. I got to like, hear my head out.

I swear to go. They're cooking up filet mignon, lobster tails. I swear to God, I was slapped the fuck out of you if you're playing. I swear to God I'm not capping. Filet mignon lobster tails, chicken and rice. There's nobody else. I'm telling you right now, if you're a hymen me up off this, we might have to. I just peeped my head out there.

You can't slap me with whatever you want if I'm wrong. Can I see the, can you see the salt gun? I just peeing my head out. Listen, I'm shooting you directly in the eye with the salt gun if you're fucking lying. Look at it right now so you can do. There's nobody. There's in the garage. Man, y'all cap, bro.

All of a sudden. Y'all not gonna get over with me on these. They're almost here. They're parking. I don't know if they're coming. It's crazy. Don't believe me. Listen, here no evil see no evil.

Here no evil see no evil, Yuri. Until I see the shit with my own two eyes. When have I ever lied to you? Literally all the time. Are you joking? Look, look, look. Look, look, look it out. Check out.

Yo, ski. Who's out there, bro? Big ski. No one, right? Is anybody in the garage? Exactly. Yes, there is. Yes, there is. He's saying there's a caterer.

Are there people cooking food outside right now? Oh, no. Okay. Yuri did post a photo that you're on Google, man. You're better than this will flake on me, bro. He promised he'd come through. Wait, so like, do you, you had no communication with him? He did.

He hit me up. He said, I'd love to cater. You didn't give him the address. I gave him the address and everything. Where's the last time you talked to him, Yuri? An hour ago. Man, that was a kush man, bro. You're tripping.

You're a cap, bro. God damn it I'm trying to excite you guys But you're fucking Claiming my Uri It's hard when you I'm lying

Walk up and you don't see shit Well you can't see anything at all right now You literally look like you're blind No but honestly it's hard Because Yuri has a Has a fucking criminal past Of just making up Fucking

Bullshit What have I ever made up Thousand Banffarned Well I'm in What I'm in Little B I should know The Louis Vuitton shoebox

The Louis Vuitton shoebox All three of those things are proven correct. Except for the shoebox. It doesn't come with it. It sold separately, really? Wow.

Looked it up, that's crazy. That was my favorite comment. I posted this Birkinback flower pot. Everyone was like, Yuri says this doesn't come with the box. I know. I saw that.

I thought that was super fucking funny. No, but honestly, like, I'm just, I'm to the point to where like, I got PTSD, bro. Like me?

From being wrong? Not even just you, but just like. Who cried wolf? No, look, so I lost the roly at a, at a,

I mean, rolling loud, right? So Pot Lord is on stream. Pot Lord has some white girl that I never met before. Call me. I remember. And be like, yo, hey, like, hey, how's fun? We met at rolling loud, which already was capped because, nigga, I talked to no bitches. I was brood up.

I was not talking to no hose. So I knew it was cap already. So I'm like, bro. Like, she's like, hey, like, we met at Rolling Loud. Like, I found your watch, like, blah, blah. Like, I was texting you because I saw you. Bro. I said the most vulgar meanest shit

I could think of like bitch don't fucking play with me I would literally kill your whole family Like that shit is not funny And then once I realized that it was fucking Potlord I literally like wanted to go to his house And go fight that nigga I was so mad Podlord has an old girl account Where he had a girl like one of his home girls

That they were with call me Wow So it's like some girl that I don't know And I just start going in on her bro I wish I could read you to text Like I literally like was saying some of the most vulgar mean things. Was there a part of you that thought it was real at first? No, I knew it was fake because I knew there was no random girl that had got her number or gave her my number. I literally spoke.

The only, the only girl I spoke to there was fucking Skybreed. Yeah, and she definitely wasn't telling you about Rolexes. She found. Yeah, exactly. So like, Pollard owes you like a backrope or something like that. No, when I tell you, when I tell you, I was actually, you know it, I was actually very upset like, like, because I remember she kept going with it to the point to where I'm like, bitch, stop playing with me. And then I was like, I don't know what. Something she said specifically, something she said specifically kind of made me think for two seconds that it was real.

What? That she had actually found my watch. No, but what she said? I forgot. I forgot, bro. She just kept being so persistent with it and kept calling me back. And I was like, like, bro, I'm going on her, though. Like, at this point, she keeps calling me and shit.

And I'm like, I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, I can like run your number, find out who you are find out where you live like bitch i'm not playing around with you stop playing on my fucking phone yeah i get really psycho when i get really like what did parlor have to see he just thought it was so funny and he's like oh my bad bro like he's in my bad bro like i heard like the urgency in your voice like i could tell you really like was considering it being real like one time you should steal something paulard really cares about like his surfboard or his corona collection or yeah or all his coronas and just be like and send my message no come on yo let me to a duck a duck the child

It's like, God. Yeah, bro. Did you set up fake calls all day? Like, yo, I got your kid. Sike. No, no. Okay.

No, if I, if I secretly planned this out with his wife and we like plan it out, like, yo, like we can't find Horizon. Where's Horizon at? And then that would be funny. Yo, you know what's really funny? Fucking bitch ass, nigga. Fuck you, Pot Lord.

I hope your fucking shoulder comes out of place again. Speaking of hilarious stuff in Pawlorn, these new shoes that came out. What the fuck does I got to do with? Well, I feel like we just should cover some of the topics. We've been, I mean, we're only an hour in. Exactly. We got all the fucking random stories out the way.

I feel like, yeah, I feel like usually the train of this podcast goes like first hour. We're getting into a lubin in hour or two as the meat of potatoes of the topics. And then two to three, we're like honestly, bro, my life is this. And man, well, my life is that, bro. And like, give me a hug. Well, we had, we have five minutes up. I was going to try to fill the five minutes until it was like officially an hour. but I guess we could just dive right in

No, fill us up, Housephone. I mean, you don't want to get filled up. Yeah. With info. Acting like a car out here. Like a car. Speaking of car, bro, I think a car. Bro, I can't believe that Housephone

doesn't have an IG right now and he's missing out on no jumpa memes, jackshack clip memes, no jumper out of context memes, Blasie freestyling videos. No, no, honestly. You're missing so much good content. That was you that showed me

all those freestyle videos. The rapping, us were driving on the podcast. Bro, when they took literally like me and you going back and forth and clipped it and like put it behind it. Like bro. There got to be like four minutes dedicated to a freestyle every time. You know what the last like 30 minutes. You'll make a whole mix. You know what?

Like honestly like I'm going to just be completely honest like bro watching Blasie just go off on literally everything that he does is kind of like weird to me. I'm like bro like how are you so good at like literally everything that I've. He said two things that, like, have stuck with Riley and I, to this day just stuck in our mind. Give me the bars. Give me the bars. Donda paid Kanye. Donda paid me. That for some reason. You did the merch? Hilarious.

You did some sneaky merch? And then also. We know the truth. And then also, I paid the bitch in knowledge, not dollar. Bro, that was the one. My favorite bar was I ran up a bag off of T's like I'm lipped in. Bro. And this is all off the dome.

This isn't like some premeditated. I don't know if you never thought about that bar before, bro. I'm going to be honest with you, bro. God damn. Bro, like, that's one thing, like, nigga, I can rap forever. Like, I can keep going, but it's going to be simple bars. It's not going to be like... That's deep, deep cut.

Like, nigga, what? Bro, when we were on the podcast and we were, like, doing the freestyle, like, you were like, you know, random freestyle back to back. And then at the end, you say, I broke my almost board and got a new flit. And when I was at the table, didn't understand it. Listen to it. I was like, oh, my God. I speak the truth.

How did you think of that so fucking fast, bro? I just have conviction in my heart, man. No, I'm like, bro, like, but like, I've seen him do it so many times. And, like, as, like, a person who, like, is, like, a rapper who, like, release music and, like, whatever. It's like, I consider myself fairly good at freestyle it. But, like, honestly, bro, this nigga be going crazy. Well, the thing is, it's, like, compare it to, like, someone playing, like, fucking baseball or basketball at the park for fun. You know what I mean?

Like, I got my day job. I designed for a living. But, like, you know what I'm like? Last three hours still balling up. Let's freestyle. Fuck all that shit. It's honestly a good... I'm not playing on going to the major leagues.

I got shit to do right now. We got... We got, like, at least like... We got a whole EP versus... I'm like two, three years ago, and I still didn't want to, like, be on that. I told myself, though, like, I'll drop a song if I drop a fire collection because no one could be upset at me if it's an ass song. No, it can't be a song, bro.

You got to lace people up with the full, like, EP. I got freestyle my whole collection. just like that's what i'm saying you got to punch in the designs punch in the punching on the we do all that though we're not blueboard in fucking we're not mood board you know what i really realized bro when i like start getting into these spaces and like literally like getting booked for like modeling gigs for like fucking kind of lame brands i'm not going to be honest like i'm not going to speak on which ones for sure but like bro when when you get into these offices and you get into these spaces like okay like this that this wasn't

I wasn't referring to them when I said Lane Brands but when I did one of the first photo shoots I ever did was with UNIF back in the day and we were all there like deep as fuck right and I remember being in the back

and like bro literally like they had like eight different people that I knew like with their Instagram different posts different outfits different hair colors like all in the mood board you know I'm saying and even like

kind of like I had a homie who who worked for like this really like tillies zoomies packson brand or whatever yeah and like they paid me a little check to do a little photo shoot or whatever i know exactly what brand you're talking about from 2018 exactly they paid me a little check to do the photo shoot and uh exactly it was just lame as fuck he didn't fuck no it was just again i walk into the thing and it's like you know fucking blasi's designs and the fucking mood board like some girl that i know like oh wow just literally like

i'm like damn there but like it wasn't even like the superpoll in people that I knew, it was like the low key, like you know what I'm saying? That's the worst part. It's like, bro, just hit us up. Like, you know, like, if you put a mood board of anybody, like, they frame it in movies and make them look crazy when they have

newspapers of people. No, but that's from fucking a farm. That's what these design offices with like the piece of string connecting Yeah, exactly. That's literally I swear to God. But like, that's the interesting thing about like that market about fashion is like you don't really see that in food, right? Like, no one's

No one's like we got to put this burger together. No, that's cap. I completely, I completely disagree. Really? Because, bro, it's just like anything, bro, when you see something starts to take off, there's going to be copycats. And when they first took the idea of having this like Habachi experience but at a truck, there was only a few of them doing it at first.

Now we got one doing it here. From my, okay, so from my knowledge, right? Nigger, Benny, Benny Hibachi was one of the first ones that I did. knew but I remember when I used to post it all the time OGZZE used to always be like, no, no, you got to fuck with four or five Tempaniaki. Oh, that's his OGE spot. Yeah, like he was on some like, you know, like, like, like, like Ray J.

Ray J, like, you know, like I did it first. Like, like he, you want to know the crazy part? Actually, no Fincher's throwing. He told, he, he told me straight up that that one was better. It was out the way, so it wasn't like as far. And that, you know what I'm saying? And like, so like on some bad. a little Habachi trucks like

who knows which who knows where it started but now you got to think about there's Habachi bus there's tep uh fucking like bro I can literally sit here is Benny Yaki stop playing with my boy you love Benny Yaki though that's some paramount shit he got to shit outside some apartments out there I'm like I fuck with that but

the interesting about that tepeyaki Benny Habachi story is that from what I understand hopefully Adam doesn't clip this and someone you know deceased is related but he left that company though the 405 tepeyaki started his own shit and then made it hot you know so honestly that kind of makes sense why like oh geezie was like nigger now we got you got to rock with the oh g one yeah i mean like i think the cool thing is that that that that style of like you know just steak

fucking hibachi house food is like so exclusive to l.a i feel i feel like we started that shit in downtown bro literally like that's some LA culture shit get your fucking habachi plate look this look this is the first thing you got to do when if you come to LA you got to hop off the plane, immediately go to Desto Dove shop fucking get you a whole lot of awful lot of cops are a fit. You know, maybe.

Shady deuce. Maybe, yeah, exactly. Get a repost from Desto Doge. No, no, you get a re-rock deuce from somebody like, you know, at the store. I'm not going to say who. Out front. You get a re-rock dub.

I'm, uh, and then. Some fake Kucci runs. Some fake Kucci runs with the not authenticated fucking pussy on it. And if you're in downtown, probably some fake Gucci as well. And then look, and then you take, and then you hop in the, you hop in the scam big body Uber, take it to the levels Airbnb and then potentially get robbed in the front.

No, and then you have to end off the night at Cecil. No, no, you end in the night at Bossa Nova. Exactly. Where you die? Yeah. Where is the end? Where the journey? Where your vacation and the rest of your life ends.

No, that's fucked up. That's fucked up. Knock out with any people coming to L.A. area soon. I'm not going to hold you. Look, look, I'm not going to hold you. Like, I don't know what the homie would want me to tell the story, but my nigga Nick, white arterie, he came with his homie or whatever, right? Oh, are you going to hit this?

I'm good, I'm good. He comes with his homie, right? And, you know, I met this homie before. He busts down everything, bust down Rowley, like one big bust down, like diamond chain and then like four other gold and diamond chains underneath. Like, you know, just like really busing. And we were leaving here trying to figure out where we're going to. go eat at right yeah and then like they were like oh man like man like man i haven't been to basanova

in a long time blah blah blah and like bro the thing about like saying stuff to people is like it's all about the way you worded the way like you know like i don't want to come at another grown-ass man like some weird ass type of way but i don't go there bro no no no i told him literally i was like bro i'm gonna be honest with you if you fin to go to basanova i would highly suggest you to take all that jewelry off yeah i'm not even trying to be funny for real i'm not even trying to be funny for real I'm like unless you got it on you and you're willing to use it and you're willing to possibly go to jail for, you know. You need like four other people with them. Yeah.

Having it on them as well. You need that Gucci main treatment where the guys with an AR just like that's what I'm saying. I'm like, bro, like, because it's two different things. You have to be ready to die for your shit or ready to kill someone, which like I don't really want to do either of those things. Exactly. And I basically told him I was like, you know, like I'm not trying to like hoe you out. I'm not saying like you are not a nigger. that would give me vibes that you would fight back.

Yeah. Or aren't capable of protecting yourself or something. You know, but I'm just like, bro, I'm going to be honest. It's just not worth it right now to be like to pull up at Bosanova that I see right now. I was just thinking about this the other day where like if you're really from L.A., you don't spend a lot of time in like the streets. You're at home at work or, you know, you're at places that like are inside, you know, like that you know and that's it. But tourists come and they're outside on. We already ran through Venice Beach.

We ran through Bosanova. We beat on every Melrose outside. For real, you know what I mean? It's like, it's like I could go without going to any of those places again and be completely safe and like. Because you know, you're, you already had the experience. That might be the worst part about living in LA is like, fuck, you know, now all the shit I'm like, you know, around me, it's like whenever you have out of town, homies, they're

like, we want to go here. I swear to God. We want to go to, we want to go to Hollywood Boulevard. Look at the stars. I'm not that person. Don't ever call me when you're in town to tell me like to take you out. I'm a bad host. I'm the worst host.

I won't even link you. I won't even link you. I still got shit to do. I don't care that you're in time. I'm a good host, but every time I've had homies or like, you know, like, yeah, homies come through and they're like out of town, I'll take them to like low key spots, like hidden view spots where you can smoke at or like. You love a fucking good view.

Yeah, like I love, I love view spots or just like hidden gems of LA. Like I never would be like, yo, let's go to Hollywood Boulevard and see a crackhead pissing. No, but it's not, it's not really you that is, like asking for that. It's the people that come. No, exactly. It's their first time in LA. I want to see the stars. No, you know what the most annoying thing is?

when people think that they could do multiple things in a day like traffic is not going to have you in. Yeah. Like like I remember this girl came and was like, oh, like I'm only here for a couple days. So like I want to go to Disneyland and then go to blah, blah. I'm like, dude, going to Disneyland by itself is going to take you literally from morning time to nighttime.

Exactly. And you're not going to like, you're going to be up from 8 a.m. to like midnight. I noticed that that's kind of like a tourist thing where sometimes they'll like literally be like they'll have a whole bunch of stuff planned. And they'll go along with that plan and spend five or 10 or like 30 minutes at fucking universal. I'd be like, all right, time to go to the next spot. And they'll waste hell of money, dude. Like I've seen that before.

Waste hell of money, hell of time, hell of park. Bro, all of that shit takes forever. I think people started seeing those commercials where it's like, come to L.A. You could surf. You could snowboard and fucking be in the desert. Then no one explained to them, bitch, that shit's going to take 12 hours. You can't do all that shit the day. Hey, but L.A. is the one place you can actually, one of the very few places you can.

You can do that. You can surf, snowboard. Not in one day. No, in one day. Yeah. You can go to Mount High snowboarding and go right to the beach. You know how billionaire, maybe. Do you know how long it took me to get up there, like to the real snow snow?

To where's you go? So when I did the, like, High Roller's North Face jacket. Oh. I, uh, you know, it's funny. It's actually how I fucked up my car too. So, like. Wow, you really drove up to the stone to get some flicks? Yeah, bro.

And it's funny because, like, it was on the cusp of like, about to be warm. So, like, we only had like a couple. like if I didn't do it right then like the snow would have been fucking melted the next day or something like so look so the whole story with that is just crazy bro like obviously like that wasn't an official collab like it was just more of a idea that I had yeah like I own way too many puffer jackets for some reason like I live in LA I love a big jacket it's cold for a month I love wearing hoodies like like I'm always layered up right so I remember I was going to New York I was going to New York I was going to New York I was going to New York I was going to New York. York. And even though I have a fucking plethora of fucking huge jackets to choose from, I still was like, you know what? Let me look up and see if there's a Norface outlet anywhere in New York. No, no, I'll hear before I went. Oh, okay. Because like, there was a very specific type of Norface that, like, I couldn't find. Right? So, boom, I look it up and there's one out all the way in like thousand oaks somewhere, like somewhere out like far as fuck, right? So I go out there,

whatever we're smoking in the car in the parking lot uh i hit you know i hit the joint once and i'm like oh they had the norface i want i should take it to dcg lord you told this story on no jumper show like last week did i but no no no but i remember it's in context of like okay okay okay of other shit i just remember though it just struck my memory so i hit the joint and i'm like huh i should take it to the embroidery guy have him do a bunch of custom high roller shit on it and i hit it again And I was like, wait, I should buy a couple of these because it's an outlet. Exactly. I should sell them, right?

So I'll go inside. They have the exact jacket I want in the color I want and then in hell of other colors. Nice. So I'm like, bro, like the price that I paid for four jackets was the price of one jacket, one regular jacket. Oh, because you bought so many? No, it was. Oh, they don't get a fuck about me. It was the outlet, like, you know?

Oh, okay. So it was like, everything was like 30% off, 40% off. That's what you got to do it, man. You honestly got to look at the rest of your. Clausin and be like, okay, car heart drop on the way. Oh. Bro, honestly, do you wait on it? Sometimes you forget about the magical powers of weed where last night I ate 500

milligrams of edibles, just like at one. You're sicko. And within 45 minutes, I was having great ideas. Just like, you're- No, literally, that's the fact. Okay, look, so let me finish. So then, sorry, sorry. So then boom, I get the jackets made and I think I'm post.

Actually, I didn't leak it. I learned from Blasie a long time ago to not leak it until you're ready to sell it. Okay. That's, bro, that's one of the most vital things that I, I could ever like tell anybody that Blasie taught me. You would link the website when it was enacted? No, or like link like the product. And then like post that shit like halfway getting made, you know.

Oh yeah. Like the chef's not going to like show like a half-in-stake. Yeah, the invisible chef that's allegedly cooking up fucking lobster tails. He's not, he's not even showing us that he's even here. You kind of killed the hype, right? Because if you unveil it and be like, this is available right now, boom. No, but I'll speak on how that worked in our favor, like after I'm done with the story, though. But so then, boom, I have the embroidery homie make like a couple of them, right?

And then I'm like, okay, I need to shoot like a little campaign like if I'm going to do this. We've, you know, obviously there's snow on the top of the mountain. If you're from downtown and it's not too foggy, you can just see that there's snow over there. Yeah. I didn't necessarily know where I was going. We just started heading towards over there, right? I pick up my home girl and I pick up my two photographer homegirls at 8 a.m. bro. Like I'm talking about bright and early.

We want to get there while it's still kind of foggy before it gets all fucking bright in the daytime. Yeah. I pick them up as soon as I pull out of the alley, fucking I get into an accident like before I even leave downtown. God damn it. And I'm talking about like, Is it your fault or someone else's fault? I'm going to be honest with you. There's two lanes and you can make a left or go straight.

So I'm in the second lane trying to make a left and the guy is coming up the left. lane and I'm thinking he's going to make it left because he's in the go straight or make a left lane and he just kept going straight and I turned and we you know that's the worst bro but you know I didn't let it derail me I still went up there it took us so long to actually get to the top where it was like like because there's there's snow but then it was like there's like little patches of snow you know I'm saying yeah and like I'm glad that I was being patient because on the way up there I'm like we can stop here we can stop here they're like no no no let's keep going to the top It got better.

Until we found like literally like mountains of snow. And it was one of the fucking sickest things I ever like it came out so good. I think I know maybe where you went. Like people don't know this, but the highest point in L.A. It's like a 45, 50 minute drive. You know what I mean? And it's like there's hell of snow up there a lot during a lot, many months in the year. Like it didn't really seem like it took that long to get to like the general vicinity.

But to like climb those hills. It took a long time, bro. And I'm going to be honest, bro. That might have been the most. as I ever drove in my fucking life. Like I have my foot on the break the entire time. Everyone's gangster till they start doing those big bear fucking hills. For real, exactly.

No, no, no. You know what's the craziest time I ever had like that? Let me take you back to 2018. Oh shit. Zandes. Me? Okay. Nah, Zandase.

I mean, there was a lot of Zandays, but the original Zandes was before that. Anyway, so I hadn't been on a tour in a while. I was like, Me and father from awful records, bro, we had got mad tight. Like, I'm talking about, like, I got a little awful records tattoo. Like, I was, I was damn near, like, been assigned to them type shit. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, we was like, we were really tapped in, bro.

And, you know, bro, I remember the first time I went to that place Soho House, they took me there. Like, on some fancy shit. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, shout out to them, bro. Like, I can never, like, I will always have great things to say about that whole camp because it was just, bro they literally just welcomed me with open arms like we like literally like they know me since fucking 20 fucking 12 or like you know like you have that type of personality though where you can like once you become friends with someone like you're instantly best friends you know no i'm talking

about like especially because like you know father was somebody that i really listened to and really paid attention to his career like up until the point to where where we met i mean i had met him before he was like rude to fuck rude to fuck to me off the zans like so like having those type of experiences and then becoming like cool with somebody and like them actually like fucking with you so hard like that's what you know it's tight with them no bro i'm talking about bro like countless hours of us like after a show at an Airbnb or something like niggins just telling me the crazy stories and i'm literally just sitting there like wow bro like i'm literally like it's like watching a documentary or something were you friends with them like this before adam interviewed him like years ago because

i remember adam had a father interview no but like i think i may have met him back at the time but he He definitely doesn't remember, but like, obviously I remember because it was like one of his shows, you know? But, yeah, so, dude, you know, they came to me with like a proposal. Like, we're going to go on this fucking across the fucking city tour. I mean, not across the city, across the country and to Canada. Wow. And I'm like, but I had to go get a passport expedited like literally two weeks before we were going on tour. A passport's already expensive.

An expedited one? How much is a regular passport? it maybe $200. I ain't go like, I finesse my shit. I got my shit the next day for $100. Exactly. Because you guys go on Google and they finesse you on there for $800. I just walked into the embassy.

Now, look, so. You should I walk up there. There's this place in Larchmont that does it. I don't remember the name, but there's a place where like you, like, you give them a reason and they like filed it for you. And I literally got my shit in two days too. But I paid like five, like maybe like four or five hundred. I paid a hundred.

My passport was, you might have a fake one then. No, I went into the embassy. They'll do it for you right. If you just, they do walking. What was the reason? What was the reason you told them why you need it? I just told him like, yo, I spent like 300 bucks on this, I go, you know? Okay, so look.

So then like the whole tour is planned or whatever, like literally like, you know, L.A. to Chicago to fucking Cleveland to Boston to New York to to fucking Virginia to fucking. to fucking to somewhere in between to Texas to Arizona fucking everywhere to tech oh I completely skip

the Canadian part God damn bro like it was literally like like I went to Niagara Falls and saw that shit for the first time like it was fire bro how old were you? This is 2018

God damn this is like 24 that's fucking cool 23 I don't know any of those places actually Virginia and Texas yes yeah but like okay so

father and all of them, I think, were already in Atlanta. So they were, like, flying out to meet us in the first show was in Chicago. Because, like, you would think, like, okay, we had shows in Denver and shit like that. Why wouldn't we bounce to those first? Yeah. But, like, when you think about it, we went just, like, a big loop like this. And it came back.

It made sense. Yeah. It made so much sense, right? But basically me, one of the DJ, shout out Essence, man. Shout out to home. Right. Bro, being on tour with somebody like that for, like, almost two months. Like, you really, you really get.

like all those people that are on that tour we fucking are locked in for life you either love them or you fucking hate no this was the best experience ever I literally became like fucking besties with everybody on fucking I went on tour with Phoenix Flexing for like three weeks bro imagine being on there for two

like almost two and a half months you gotta be crammed in a fucking bus now listen listen so speaking in the bus right we're supposed to leave Halloween of this year right so I don't know like I don't know what happened but We couldn't get the fucking sprinter van until the next morning, which like cut our time in half of how long we had to, how long we had to get from L.A. to Chicago. So we literally had to go on like a straight nonstop trip like, you know, through all these states to get to Chicago to barely be able to make it like for our set times.

Right. So when we're driving up there, it's like the tour manager, Anthony, shout out to him. he was driving most of the time. And we're in like a huge sprinter van. So I'm like, once we get to like the cold Colorado vibes, I'm like, dude, I don't want you like, you literally been asleep. I mean, you've literally been driving for like, I don't know, maybe like eight hours straight. Like, you know, like some shit like that. Like maybe even more.

It's like, dude, like, let one of us. There's only three of us on the van because everybody else was in Atlanta and they were meeting us. Chicago. So we had to take the bus from, I mean, take the Sprintervan from L.A. to Chicago. So I'm like, dude, like, let us like break up the driving with you because, nigga, I don't get tired. I don't want to fall asleep and you fall asleep at the road and we fucking end up off

to cliff somewhere. Exactly. Exactly. So my part of the driving just so happened to be zero degree weather during the fucking, like a snow, mini snowstorm in the Rocky Mountains in Colorado. Why didn't you decide to pull over and just chill? We couldn't really. We had to be in Chicago.

Oh, you had to. Bro, the show was at eight. Like, the show started at eight. Our fucking set time was somewhere around then. And, like, the map was literally telling us we were going to get there at 9 p.m. We had zero time to even stop to get gas. But, but, like, why did you want to do, like, the expert part of the trip? I mean, you didn't know it was going to happen like that.

I didn't know it was going to happen like that. Like, bro. That must be the worst thing. You're driving. It's all sunny. and it's just snowy It wasn't snowy when I started It was dark

But it was just like I didn't know What was really gonna happen bro Like I'm talking about There's signs every fucking Half a mile like warning Like slippery like Like black ice like

So then like we're trying to think like Fuck are we supposed to have like tires On these chains Like we don't we're none of us are from snow places We don't know how this shit works Yeah so I'm literally like bro Like I am driving maybe like 15 20 miles an hour like at certain point so i don't fucking like slip off a clip and i remember i picked up my phone like i was

listening to some d savage had just dropped d phoenix or something like that i think so i'm going through listening to that and i'm trying to change the song and and my d my dj was like yo please put the phone down we're already going through yeah what's up with you i know for real no when she said that i was like dude okay i feel you bro and like bro it was one of the most scariest experience driving ever but You got through it, though? We got through it. I'm talking about, bro, we literally barely made it to the show by like the fucking strings on our fucking. That was the most heroic, shocking, enticing tale of her in my life.

No, no, no, you know what was the craziest part of that? Obviously, as we're getting closer to Chicago, we're driving into Illinois. The home girl, I'm sorry, essence, the home girl had to pee. We can't stop. We're like an hour away from the home girl. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Nig. Like, just peeing on yourself. She has to put her labia inside of a fucking bag of chips. She literally, like a big, like a big, it was like a big family size bag. Oh.

But like she's definitely, she like, and we're driving though. So she's probably moving around back there. She fucking. Did she have any privacy at least? I mean, bro, we're like, it's a huge like 16. person sprinter van. And we're in the front. And this is when we're still on the way to Chicago,

so nobody's in the van with us. So nigger, she goes to the back. I don't know if she hit like a squat. Like, I don't know how. I don't know if she just like covered her lips with with the fucking chip bag. But she put the whole bag over her pussy. I'm sorry.

Bro, that's one mission. But a chip bag full of piss is a ticking time bomb. It's like you had a whole not to that. So look. So look, we're driving pretty fast, right? Because we're trying to make it there. So she pees, she rolls the bag up, right? And she's from to throw it out the window.

And I'm just like, bro, if she throws us out the window and this pee spatters back onto us, I'm going to be fucking sick. No. It didn't happen, though. And then we got, like, I'm talking about, like, we didn't have no time to shower. Actually, I shower when I got to the venue. Shout out to venues for having showers, bro. Yo, that's, yeah, you just reminded me. That story fucked my head up.

You honestly reminded me of a crazy fucked up piss story I have. Bro, she had her labia on the lays. Wait, there was still chips in there? You know there's crumbs just floating on top. This is the crazy part. Like 90% of the tips were eating. There was definitely like a small layer of chips at the bottom. They absorbed it in like, it's like pickles at that point.

Fermented chips? Yeah, it's just fermented and piss. Just lays. Pickled chips. Honestly, that's what sucks as a girl is like, you can't just pee in a bottle. You know what I mean? Like it's pretty easy for us guys. I mean, honestly, like, don't get hard. You'll get stuck, but it's like, other than that. I don't think my dick is like fitting in. You'll fit in here. Oh, this is a bigger one. That's why. Yeah. For real.

The crazy. If I get hard though, I might get stuck for real. The funny thing about like, I think I've seen all whenever like females have, sorry, girls have to like pee. What did I tell you? There you go, bro. What did I tell you? White sweaters are the worst. For real. All right. I'm not sure if you guys want to move on to the, to the topics. Yeah, you have. But I have a fucked up piss story as well. Maybe I can't a favorite later. No, no, I want to hear a piss. I'm actually going to take a piss while you tell my piss. Imagine I'm doing it, you know, so I could. Okay.

Hey, listen. Go do some investigation. I'll bring a kebab. I'll bring some, uh, some mashed potatoes. Bring some proof so I don't look bad. All right. We'll shout them out. Yeah, we'll shout them out.

If they're even here. They are. I saw them. What you got something on your beard. There you go. All right. Listen to this house. This is fucked up.

Are you up though so we can move on to the topic? Yes, all right. I'm going to tell this quickly. This is my third job. Not Mayhem, not you. Oh, okay. This is my third job ever I'm applying for, right? This is what I want to work for Starline Tours on Hollywood Boulevard, the fucking tour company where he's selling tickets for these tours, right?

To get that job, you got to pass a drug test. So I passed a job interview all that shit. They're like, you got to take a drug test. And it's in downtown L.A. And also, yeah, so you could just take yourself there, right? So I got to go to downtown L.A. Like on a Saturday to take this piss test. I smoke tons of weed as fucking everyone knows.

It's the worst thing you could do before a piss says, Yuri. But no, like, they told me like the piss test was within a week, so I wouldn't even have had time to, like, clear up, right? So. Unless you, like, took, like, some, like, some remedies or something like that. Yeah, exactly. But I wanted to continue smoking. I wasn't going to fucking let the shit stop me.

Anyway. You're like, fuck employment. Fuck money. Exactly. Anyways, I had all my homies smoked weed, so I didn't know who to fucking hit up for some fucking clean piss. So I fucking looked at my, my old contacts and one of my old phones I found out I found my old number uh old homies

number from elementary school and I knew that this fool was trying to be a firefighter so I knew he was on some sober shit I'm not gonna say the last one that's gonna smoke weed so I fucking call him and I'm like yo what's up dude we haven't spoken in 15 years you know since elementary school but how are you doing literally like had not had no type of company yeah since elementary so like you still how did you even have his contact luckily his number had never changed or whatever So I fucking contacted his number And I was just like, yo I need your piss, bro

And he was just like, I got you Did he even remember you? Yeah, he did If a nigga called me from elementary school That I have not talked to I'm gonna be like, who the fuck are you? No, we like fucked around We were like friends and shit like that

But anyways, uh, he- How are you friends? You haven't spoke to him in 15 years? We were friends in elementary A lot of them, I had a lot of best friends in elementary school that I haven't talked to since, you know what I mean?

So, okay, go ahead. Anyways, he like, he's like confused by the city I'm trying to, you know, narrow the story down, but anyways, he's confused by the situation, comes through within an hour or two with the water bottle full of like maybe like a barely any piss and he tells me yo dude sorry man i was kind of nervous couldn't get a lot out this is all i could get i was kind of nerve why are you nervous to keep i don't know i do he doesn't even smoke weed

so he's giving me something that he i he's probably like overwhelmed by the situation he thinks they're going to like track his DNA back to him or something he was tripping out about it he gives me barely any piss already right i put that piss into a condom tape the fuck up here tape the condom around my thigh to keep the piss warm for this test. You know it wasn't that serious, right? Like, they weren't going to send somebody in. It is, though, because if the, if the piss is cold, the doctor's like, nah. Like, they'll do that type of shit.

Why don't you just like, I don't know. Oh, let me just let me just like narrow the story down. So anyways, I tape the condom full of piss to my thigh. Go fucking take, I go to the fuck that I walk into. I go to the doctor's office to take this test. He's like, all right. He's like, here's like, here's like, go to this room over here. And he's like, fill up this cup with piss, right?

Did they send somebody in? with you to watch you? No, they had a nurse walk me down, but she stood outside the door while I did this. Yeah, but she didn't go inside with me. Yeah. So I go inside, close the door, and I had a pin on my shirt. So I take off this pin, take off the condom, get the cup ready, right?

And I'm trying to poke a hole in this fucking condom full of my home. Hopi's piss trying to get in this cup, right? As soon as I fucking get a hole in there, it just like a fucking, like hot air balloon or something like that, just goes, just like spitting piss everywhere. And it's all getting all over me and my, mouth and shit oh bro everywhere it was like all over my shirt and like my face all this stuff i finally snatch it out of the air luckily and there's like literally like a drop left i put the rest of it into the thing fucking take some paper towels clean myself up of my homie piss you didn't

like use soap and water i i took i spent a minute cleaning myself up in the bathroom but after that i was like bro i need to get home as fast as possible to take a shower like piss so i go give the dude the fucking piss he tells me like yo there's barely any i tell him like yeah sorry bro, blah, blah. Anyways, thank God I pass a test, but at the end of the day, I got my homie's piss

all over me, who I haven't spoke to in fucking 15 years. Oh my goodness. I never told him what happened because I felt weird. He basically urinated all over you. He kind of did.

Like two days later, it was like pissed I was sitting for like a day or two. Oh my God. You got a hot. It's just warm. It was, room temperature at that point.

Well, I rewarmed it with my thigh by keeping it close to my head. Oh my goodness. You have something on your lips. You have fermented piss you got now you go you get it was fermented piss all over you

bro the whole bathroom probably smelled like pee it was bad it was a whole bad situation I drove home as fast as possible and I took like your car smell like piss everything probably smell like piss bro I like I did a body wash like three times I was like so I was like bro that's probably the most you ever cleaned yourself

ever for real it literally was I was like bro I need to clean myself as much as possible because I just got my homies piss all over my fucking bar I literally felt droplets like hit my lips. So like, do you feel like you can relate to like the women that was like captured by R. Kelly and like also you're, you're, you're in urineated on? I got a golden shower for sure, bro. It didn't feel like, bro. He needs to be in jail for life. That show was not cool. Riley, you kissed this person at night? She's like, hey, he brushed his teeth. She just saw me lick the bottom of your shoe. They just know they were brand new out of the box. I had never

stepped. That's what I was hoping for. I didn't even look. It's only been the sweatshop work. I wore a I wore the palace vans inside and then I fucking switched them out. I was hoping that those were fresh out the box because I would never do you like that. But my sisters told me that a long time ago. You get a fresh pair of kicks? You'll lick the bottom. You want to lick my shoes? No, there's old and those aren't even nice.

They're nice. Stop it. You know who did that? You know who did that first on MTV Cribbs? Fat Joe back in the day. Oh, really? His fat ass blood lick his shit. Because you know why?

He had an insane, he had an insane collection of rare Air Force One's. Like, he was like the Air Force One guy back in the day. But I remember the most fucking. Do you think that we're leaving that era, though, just collecting like 300 pairs of shoes? Fuck no. You still have like 100 shoes? For show, but I've definitely had to downsize. I love downsize to hats.

But look, so then he pulls out some rare, like, his crew was called Terror Squad back then. It still is. Whatever, but I'm saying. Like, he had a pair of Terror Squad Air Forces, and he was like, yeah, man, I got, like, I got like 100 of these, whatever. He's like, they're so fresh. I don't even have to wear them. And he just licks. He's like, but he does it like you.

He starts at the ankle and like, eh, and licks it all the way to the top. Damn, did he roll his eyes while he was doing it like I did? I mean, he might have fucking busted another. I don't know,

but like he was, he definitely seemed like he was very much into it. Bro, everyone got to lick a shoe at least once. I definitely did that before, too. For real. Not since I was like 17. Wait, someone has a clip of you

getting dog shit or shit all over one of your shoes. You cleaned it on your counter. You made a whole video about cleaning the shoes. And everybody was on my head because I didn't use gloves. And then there's another picture of you, licking that same shoe or kissing that shoe

and someone put it together like you did it after. You were disgusting. No, but he really did it before. He got the dog poop on it. Oh, really? Yeah. That's funny. It was like something like that. Bro, can you find that and send it to me? No, that's honestly where they're going to, that photo that Trevor captured him licking, that's how.

They're going to do you like that too. If you do something disgusting with that shoe, they're going to put it, you know, before and after. Yeah. This might be in like the harmonious, like, hall of fame. Like, somebody wants to buy, like, my left shoe only because it has your fucking spit on it. What's in the harmonious, like, fucking museum? Like the orange for one, just like a fucked up orange.

Bro, that orange is rotting in some sort of landfill right now. It's mutated into a child. Yeah, what if you got the orange pregnant? Yo, what if, yeah, what if that orange gave birth? It's an orange tree out there, bro. And I have, like, a dumpster baby living in a landfill, just like surviving off the scraps of fucking society. Looking like a pumpkin man and shit. I'm like, ah.

Yeah. Have orange, half baby. And then, go, gu, gaga. Bro. Google citrus. And then like one day I fucking like accidentally throw away something I really wanted and I go to the landfill to find it and I run into him. He's like, dad. Only Yuri would like end up in the landfill.

On my Yuri shit though. On my Yuri shit. Orange you glad that ain't happening. Orange you glad that didn't say banana. I for real thought you were going to say all my year you shit. I fucked the fruit before. No. I'm not doing that in this lifetime.

Does anybody know what color the Puerto Rican flag is? Red and blue, bro. Bro, this nigga, Blasie got these fucking alien glasses on swears. They're red and blue. He kept saying Puerto Rican color, nigga, this shit is orange. Mostly slightly colorblind. You know what's slightly, nigga, you're fully colorblind. I'm not trying to like justify my actions of.

Getting pissed on you. No, fucking this orange. You've explained this so many times. No, but. At least I wasn't fucking my hand. No, no, no. No, at least, listen to this. Is that what you tried to say?

Vice has this fucking documentary from 2012 of them going to, I think it was like Columbia or something like that where they found this village of people where they interviewed like dozens of men who all described that in their village they all lose their virginity to donkeys and what and they even like had a video where they're talking they were talking to this dude where he's just like yeah he's like that's how I did he's like I'm about to go do it right now you want to film me and they film him you there's a home for everybody bro yeah you might lost your listen if you if you found the community that accepts you that you know is on your same side I'm pretty sure there's like a whole Reddit of like people who like to fuck fruits but like you just didn't have to admit it let's

talk about these fruit tea look and shoes that was funny okay that was a good one man so first of all before we start off with the motherfucker my glasses off damn it's brine here before before we start off with the sneakers and clothing news let's just give a big shout out to our fucking no jumper correspondent out in Vegas man my boy mac he sits here every week he compiles the information for us Make sure that is ready to go. Tick-Tocker. Oh my God. Blasey found his TikTok.

How does Blasie find these things, dude? I'm just saying like something about TikTok. This goes for like early Instagram as well. Whoever you have on your contact, those 200, 300 people you have. All their TikTok's like right there, all their personal pages. They're like, their fucking videos that flopped. You know what I mean? Yo, Mac was like getting hundreds of thousands of views on TikTok.

I'm going to be honest though. The video that Blasey sent into the group chat, I was like, bro, I'm glad you retired your click TikTok career because this was not working out. Of the white dude? And that girl? No, he was just like, it was just like getting a getting head meme kind of thing. He was like,

no, you could stop now. It was just, it was terrible. It was, it was like, it's worth not seeing. It was like two out of ten.

Yeah, his TikTok skills, two out of five. His production skills, his production skills, five out of five. Honestly. I wish we got the topics,

not 10 minutes before the show, because sometimes I can't review them beforehand. Well, I think that it's good because we're getting like your actual genuine, like reaction. It's like, did you really need to see these fucking, Converse Golf Lefleur fucking shoes before?

These are Lafleur? I could have thought of some better jokes. I mean, did you, like, why? Let me get your honest. Do you folk with these shoes? I do. Okay. Are they up on the screen for the other people to see?

I'm not rocking. I might do, though. All right, so sneaker news, we got the Golf Wing X-Converse Python, Chuck 70 low. The release date is 3-4-22, and the price is $120. Golf-Shit? Yeah. A toddler creator-creator? Okay.

So this is my whole thing, right? Now, let me just give a little context. So obviously, like, I've been following Tyler the creator's career since kind of like day one. And seeing like, you know, like the insane collaborations and insane stuff that he came out with. I always been a huge fan of vans, right? So I remember when he first dropped, I think he did maybe two vans collab, three. I remember the first one I didn't get to get they sold out way too fast like I wasn't I didn't have money to go buy resale vans at the time and then the second drop was when they did the all

like all the shoes had these crazy color souls I don't know if you remember that it was like there was a tan yeah he always chooses crazy colors so it was like it was like the shoe itself was tan and it had like a fuchsia pink soul I don't remember exactly but I could see it you know what I'm saying so like um this is when I was working in Santa Monica working at Paxon I met these like kind of older white ladies and I ended up at the hotel in Venice Beach and like doing coke and fucking them the whole morning right that was such an escalation of a story so then so it's the morning time and like my shift at Paxson wasn't until 11 a.m. or 12 p.m. and the shoe release was at a fucking active. The shoe releases at active in Santa Monica.

In Santa Monica. Wow, that's a good active right there. My home he was sponsored by them. That's just gone. All the actives are gone. All right, Pete. Okay, I have a story about that. But anyway, so my nigger, I make it all the way to fucking Santa Monica, even though I'm hours before my fucking, it's hours before it's time for me to work, you feel me? So I stand in line. I'm still geeked up off the Coke, so I'm not really sleepy yet.

I'm literally like, maybe like one of the first 10 people in line. Right. I get like two pairs of the shoes, and then I literally have like two, three hours to kill. until it's time for my fucking shift for my shift nigger i literally crashed so hard i spent all the well i had extra money but i spent a lot of it on coke and alcohol the night before so i barely had enough money to even get the shoes so now i had no money to go like eat food or nothing at work like you still got the shoes i got the shoes right so god damn like he did one other collab with vans and then that was it because vans start doing weird shit that i notice that shoe companies do all the time

they do a collab with a bigger entity with a bigger or like maybe not even bigger but like you know someone's popping they do a collab with a brand or a person whatever right this person comes up with a specific style maybe not silhouette but a specific style color way like the way they put the colorways together and all that aesthetic you feel me and they basically take it they like like they released a collab and then years later they put out a poor man's version of the exact same shoe. Yeah. Not the exact same story, but bro, look at the Janowski's.

Did you hear about his story? What? He made the Janowski fucking silly. He made that shoe. Amazing shoe. Yeah, that everyone fucking wears. It became super popular. Nike at first was cutting a deal where they were like, you're mostly the owner and

you get a huge cut of whatever sales we get. But then Nike was like, yo, this is quickly becoming our best selling shoe. He probably got no royalties. And they bought him out of his shoe. They were like, that's it. Like, you're making too much money, basically. Like, we're buying you out of your shoe and we're keeping your silhouette. Because he made a silhouette that was.

too popular, basically. But, like, think about that. Like, how much percentage is, like, Michael Jordan own of Air Jordan, like, 3%? Right. Like, some fucking retarded shit like that. Sorry, excuse my language, but, like, like, not some wild shit, but you're saying some true shit because I feel like they did that to Travis Scott with the

Velcro sneakers. Yeah. They did that. As soon as, you know, Virgil did the, uh, the top tens or the, the Jordan shoes, you know, you just started seeing all these funky air forces that kind of followed that same aesthetic. You know what I mean? and that's just their way of a show just like.

Yo, Rip, Ripin did. They fucking, they, no, but like, you're ripping off your own fucking collab. It makes zero sense. That's what Ripend did, too, kind of. No. No, that's not what happened at all. That whole alien and the cat and everything, that was one of the designers they hired,

and then they just continued using his. It's not the same, though. I'm saying, like, at least, like, they hired the designer to work on something specific for the brand. Like, dude, doing a collaboration. And then, like, okay, so like the first shoe, they all had gum gumsoles, like a tanness soul. And I'm talking about literally like maybe a year or two later, they literally were releasing the exact colorways and all of that. The only thing that was different was there was no, there was no golf logo on the ankle. There was no, you know, Tyler the creator logo, whatever on the on the heel.

And then there was no, like, cat, there was no cat. It was like a cat, like, what's this she called when you like a, like a girl? like a collage or something, like a print. It was like a whatever, right? So none of that shit was on it, and it was literally the exact same old school with the tan soul. Did he ever say anything about it? Did he get this?

I think that's why I think, so I was moving on to the point of saying that I think Converse came out to him and they offered him a better deal. And they saw what happened. Probably like, maybe like less money up front, but more royalties and then more creative control. Right. Which I feel like to a nigga like,

a nigga like Tyler that probably means the most out of anything He's the creative mind In my opinion they kind of did the same thing The Kanye with Adidas I feel like as soon as Kanye started Reping Adidas you saw the Ultra Boost Now I saw these ugly

That's true Coming out and it's like okay Let's respect this Adidas brand a little bit more You know look at the ultra boost they just drop And that's this $80 shoe Everyone who's a Kanye fan could wear You know what I mean? Bro Jordan

The $300 jeezes Nike like you know Especially because of Jordan And like just all the other brands underneath Because, you know, Nike also owns Converse. They own, like, Hurley. Wow. Converse holds Nike.

The other way around. No, the way around. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So, like, at that point, you can leave it on the other shoe for a second, Riley. So I have something to say about that shoe. Yeah. So, just seeing where, like, I kind of forgot what the word of fuck I was going. But about them stealing silhouettes from Tyler and, like, how Nike owns Converse.

Well, I'm just saying, like, bro, most of these people, they're not really. really like getting like bucks off of I mean like they're getting money but they're not getting royalties they're not getting like back in like you know what I'm saying and that was something that like people like that you got to fight for like people like Kanye like even though his kids will be fine the rest of his life but like he said as when he had a kid he's thinking about his family and their kids and their kids like you know exactly like you're not just thinking of like the quick paycheck or like you know you're just like bro like no I could actually continue making That's what I think shot at Patrick C.C. did a pretty good documentary about Rob Deerdick and his success with DC of how he introduced his model of sneakers and he was actually given a good royalty deal out of them.

So, bro, I remember when Adam interviewed drama, uh, when Adam interviewed drama, uh, Rob Deirdick's cousin, drama said that like when he was on, uh, when he was on a fantasy factory, that like in TV shows, it was a rule that you could not self-promote. If you were a character on like a reality TV show, you couldn't be like, chick. got my high rollers. That's that was illegal. You know what I mean? But he like, Rob Deerick finesse drama deal where he was like, not, he can promote his clothing brand, young and reckless. Inclusivity rights. No, no.

He included everything that was under the fantasy factory. Anybody who could promote their shit? Like, yeah. Wow. And that's such a fire deal because look at young and reckless now. You know, it's like became so... Look at rogue status. I feel like he was a big part of D.C.'s success. Everyone was wrong in

middle school. I thought he fucking shirts like to the point to where i thought uh rob dirrick actually like created dc i think he's damn near like pretty close to what a co-owner is i feel well you got watch that he's like me with no jumper like i didn't start i didn't start no jumper but like i linked up literally within like the first year of it being a thing isn't it kind of like almost like kind of heartbreaking or like you have the sentimental attachment to rob durek where you watch robin big fantasy factory all this shit and you like know about his life and like all this stuff and then he gets to this point where he's like i'm so successful i'm got to do shit no more i'm going to do

nothing and then you don't hear anything from him ever again no but like you you got to realize too it's like bro people have their time bro if rob dirrick was still trying to like force forcefully be in my face every two seconds like i don't know if i would even like yeah yeah you know what i'm saying he wrote his success pretty good because you guys you guys got remember he was a full-blown professional skater for a he had a whole like successful career way before and he even touched like that type of yeah he was kind of getting recognized through the whole like robin a robin big dynamic mtv offered him a show and then but honestly When, I'm not sure if you guys remember, but when Alien Workshop dropped the skate video at Minefield.

But isn't that, that's his brand? No, it's not his brand. He was on the, he was on the first bigger skating. But when that, when Minefield came out, which is, did he make another brand? Sorry, I'm going to cut you out. He made another brand like with some of the skaters. No, no, no, no, I mean, way before that. Like, I mean, fuck, what's, like, it might have been a bore company, though.

He probably did. But just to finish on the point I was saying with the skateboarding part of his, like, career where when Mindfield came out, that came out in, like, 2009, 2010, when he was already like on Robin Big Fantasy Factory, it was kind of like, towards the part where you're wondering, like, is he going to be an actor or is he going to be a skateboarder, right? He already like lived like. Mindfield came out and then you could just see in the, in the difference between the skateboarding parts that Rob Deerick was already seeming like the OG guy who wasn't kind

of pushing the boundaries anymore, but he was just skating well enough to be on the team. I think he got to the point where he was just like, nah, like I'm not good enough to continue pushing the boundaries of skateboarding anymore. more you know well look so an interesting interesting thing for that interesting that you say that is because i watch like a fucking at-home like rob deirdrick like documentary like his whole like career and like trajectory or whatever and that's funny because that's exactly what he said of like there's younger crazier skaters trying like crazier shit that i can't try right so he had to figure out how to make his um he had to figure out how to make his uh slot like memorable yeah so that's

actually how the whole concept came about of Rob hiring security to fight the security. And that was already a classic part. That was way before Mindfield. And he was already in that mentality back then. That's crazy. No, yes what I'm saying. So, like, that's actually how they end up hiring, I think,

Big Black. I'm telling you, if you watch Mindfield departs before Rob Deerdix, you're like, wow, these fools are so good. And then you see Rob Deerick's part where you're like, you're still hyped on really good skating, but you already can see that he's not able to keep up with the young fools. But that's why our personality is so important. with anything that you do.

Personality, the way you present yourself and just like, honestly, having like a good attitude being like, you know, good to be around will take you further than the fucking the person with the most talent, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not going to sit here and act like, you know, maybe I was the best podcaster, like, at times, but like, I think like my rawness, pause, how like just willing to open, like, willing to just be uncandedly open and just like a couple little different things. things is what like really like made me stand out you're just yourself bro and like when people see other people become themselves and makes them feel better about themselves and so okay cool you know

like i feel like house phone in in this situation and you know i mean through his personality and that definitely you know when i was watching a no jumper back in the day just starting to watch the interviews it's like i already was super hyped on the content right but then once i was starting to watch the the host chats with you and like cam girl and like i forgot who else else was there, Robesman, and, like, there was other people at the time. I remember, like, yeah, like, I would watch you on the, on the show, and, like, I would feel like, oh, like, he's kind of speaking for, like, my, my type's mentality. You know what I mean?

Like, I'm like, like, oh, this is the young dude who, like, you know, just got out of high school. Like, I just felt like more, it was more personal type of shit, like, with you have, you being on the pod. And you know what? I feel like that's exactly what's happening to you right now where the people are just fucking loving you. Well, even Blasie, too, bro, like, fucking, I think we're both experience.

seeing it right now. I mean, like, he also had a podcast, but like, we're definitely seeing people relate to us a little bit more, you know. It's scary, though, because, like, the audience can easily flip, and then you can like say one wrong thing or be, like, really awkward during a podcast, and the next thing you know, everyone fucking hates you, and you're like, God damn.

But you gotta just keep pushing through it, because when you give them that next fire podcast, they're right back on your side. I feel like the, uh, the chats, like, they have roller coasters with Housephone, like, when he's not here, they're in love with them, and they're just some weeks, he's like, fuck this piece of shit he fucking sucks adam you need to replace him you need to feel this spot yeah i'd be reading

shit like that like damn i hope adam will never take this to heart and be like yeah you know what let me get you the fuck out of here but then you come back and everyone's like i love house phone he makes the podcast what it is like and all this shit bro like that's one thing you can't get lost in the comments bro because you will literally end up fucking having an emotional roller coaster but let's keep it going with the wait well i really want to talk about these shoes right here where in the glass world one thing that was really really popular like the bond game is like transparent like kind of colors like that and I never really see that in fashion and the fact that these shoes come in like pink and these blue transparent colors that looks really cool and it has like the python

snake skin that's the part I don't like I like the gum the transparent gum part well like remember I was telling you like this honestly is like kind of a signature Tyler thing at this point because that was kind of the whole thing with like his first couple drops with vans is that like the souls were crazy colors and like you know what I'm saying even like like the influence even breaks down to like you know what I'm doing with high rollers is like um like I'm so excited about this new soul is because now I could finally add two different colors at first it was like all the soles are just all white it was a stock you know fucking whatever on the bottom or whatever and no that's really eye-catching for sure my my vision for it from day one was was for it to be like this

but the extra money to put into getting this bill because it's two different parts Custom mold. Yeah. Like, and think about it. You have to get a custom mold for every, the full size run. Thousands of dollars. And then in different colors, bro. It's a lot of money, bro.

Yeah, I've heard about this. Just being at the point to where, like, I could finally get the vision off that I really wanted. And like, you know what I'm saying? Like, we could have did whatever. We could have did the bottom orange. We could have did fucking, like, you know, like, just having that white, having the white in between. And then the different color at the bottom, I feel like it just like. You know what I saw on Instagram the other day, writer's studio shout to him.

I saw that he. you know, he also makes clothing and all of stuff. I saw that he has an archive of all of his drops. Is that something that you guys have? I literally don't own like 80% of my dollars. I don't have any purg jerseys I wish I did. I have one. I don't have any bone shoes,

but I have, I do have like the stuff I've made probably made the last 12 months or something like that for show. I think that's pretty cool just to have like those pieces where you're like, that's my drop from that time. I still got an icy pair of black and yellow bones. That's rare. I ain't even color that came out. Exactly.

I told you like, fool, I need all black with yellow bones. But these shoes, me personally, I would have wear these. Do I like them? They're cool. I mean, like, you know, they look sick, but like, I don't think I could wear. You don't wear low tops. You wear high top shoes.

I don't wear any low top shoes as well. I think I've never even seen you wear chucks before either. I have it. Even since I was like a fourth grade when everyone was wearing chucks, I'm like, I try buying something. Like, I don't even look cool in these. Like, I got like thick feet, pause. You feel me? Like, that's kind of like thin.

That's not the only thing I heard you. I haven't wore chucks until house one to give me. These, uh, um, amostillo shoes. Yeah. You come out as like a Chuck guy. Like Chuck Echise. I've never wore Chuck's my whole life. And that's crazy because we're, we're, we're all from LA and we're not, none of us were

really. Vans were never my thing either. I love vans though. They were never my thing. I haven't wore, uh, you know, who am I? Actually, no, I would wear, um. There's some vans around for show. I would wear the caballeros.

Vance caballeros. You look like you would be wearing like, uh, fucking, uh, P.F. Flyers. I don't know what those are. Oh, hell, hell, the wings? No. No. No.

creative recreation you definitely were a creative recreation guy no bro on some uh on some wild shit just no no it wasn't for creative recreation there would be no high roller wait were you guys ever supra high top of bro or super high top if you didn't own a pair of super high top with little wayne dropped that fucking emily video no you were not tapped in bro bro when i saw everyone wearing the super high top supras i was like no i can't it's too much bro i went and got some color skinny jeans and some all white super hot sky. They were called sky tops. Yeah, sky tops.

I had a pair, nigga, I went and got a pair of turquoise skinny jeans and a pair of all white, freaking super sky tops. Looking like Justin Bieber. With the scarf. Oh, my God. With the term. You are tweaking. Shout out to what's his name with?

With the V-neck Pro Club. Oh, my. The V-neck Pro Club. The Neo Blue pants. Stinking like Cologne. Bro. Yo, the Neo-Bloos. Those bitch are 20 bucks.

Listen, that's the most LA stable. Blasi just says some wild shit right now. That's some swabing shit. Bro, listen, there was this pair of jeans that, like, it was the only place in the hood for real you could go get skinny jeans from. And, like, they weren't the best quality, but they were like 20 bucks, bro. So just know. 20 bucks?

Bro, I would go to the T-shirt outlet and get like three pairs of fucking, you know, like they had like the dark blue denim like this. They had black and khaki. Like, that really was it. Oh, God. And they could cash out on some neo blue. bro, I had some baby blue pants, too. I can't believe you just said that.

You just brought me back to like having my mom take me to the t-shirt outlet on a Sunday. On a Sunday like, yo, mom, give me some jeans, too. It was so many of those T-shirts, just like AAA T-shirts or tomato T-shirts. I'm almost taking me to Ross. I knew he was an op. I could tell by his Ross dinner. You know what? Shot to fucking Ross for saving my family some money.

Was it really, though? Because I just told you the Neo Blues were at 1899. Yeah. No, but honestly, my parents took me to downtown. We bought a lot of clothes from there as well. That's fire. From like the Armenian vendors or something like that. Or like that from the alley?

No, yeah, exactly. From the alley. You'd be an alley with it? Bro, I used to go to downtown to buy hell of giant bags of like Mexican candy, go to my middle school. I thought she was going to say giant bags of meth. And slaying that shit. You were selling Mexican candy? Yes, bro.

That's kind of racist. That's how we're not Hispanic. I'm going to need some points off of that. You know what? I was culture appropriating, but imbbing my first Nintendo 3DS. So fuck it. Why wouldn't you just sell Russian candy? Because nobody wants it.

Nobody wants it. chicken soup cake. Damn. I was kind of flipping on my culture. I could have put people on some like

chicken noodle lollipop. But then so wait selling Mexican candy in LA? Salted fish salted dry fish on a fucking stick.

Bro. Selling Mexican candy in LA sells itself. If I'm selling Russian candy I got to convince people. I'm like,

you know this shit's five. That's like I could gain deported. Yeah. You could have worked on your salesman skills.

If you could upsell a nigga to buy a fucking fish lollipop. Mexican candy is low-hanging. fruit. You can sell it on the side of the street.

You come up to some food. You're like, yo, I got Rocoleta. 50 cent. I don't even know what that is. I didn't either. He's soaked out.

Broca leh. Bro. I was tapping. It sounds like a firework. No. Not sure was saying sketchy fireworks too. No, I didn't sell fireworks.

No, because Yuri seems like this how me to get out like, have like a lifelong injury because he fucking was fucking fucking with a sketchy fucking thing and fucked his arm up.

You know what I did move on from from after the candy thing is I moved on from selling candy to selling candy to selling markers, like Sharpies, and also, what are they called? Niggas didn't know where you get a marker from? What do they call? Like the fucking super drippy markers or whatever.

You really were just looking for Mexican people to like sell shit to. You were honestly like taking advantage of the Hispanic community. I was business minded. I looked around. I was like, oh, there's nothing about Mexicans here. I might as well sell it. No, it had nothing to do.

I just saw. Were you selling them great pro clubs and Vienne Dikki Shorts? Everyone was a graffiti artist. Everyone got a black book. Blackbook. Everyone's doing graffiti. Were you selling them high socks too? Were you selling them white t-shirts to go in the pool with?

I sold candy and markers and nothing else. I promise. Oh, no, bro. Man, yeah. I feel like, you know what? You should have learned Spanish really well, too, and people would have just believed that you had Mexican. If Uri, like, walked out to me with his chest out, told me it was Hispanic, I'd believe it. It's a spectrum.

You feel me a different skin colors and high color. I failed Spanish twice. I felt Spanish twice. There's no chance I'm learning that shit. The only thing I remember from. Spanish class is we had a white teacher and he would he would like explain it like with hand motions right so he would like do like an almost like fake song like nosotros somos and he would go like this like we are like you know what I'm saying that's funny shit that's the only way I remember

no so I had a white Spanish teacher as well I tried to do the test in 10th grade for Spanish for Spanish speakers I failed that so I'm doing Spanish for Spanish for Spanish for English speakers. You failed. The white lady failed you. You know, I know I talk to my grandma.

I know what to order at a restaurant, but like to speak about Vosotros and Nosotros. I didn't know that as a 15-year-old. I'm keeping real. So we've, so I tried to do. Didn't you grow up speaking Spanish?

Well, the thing is I think a lot of Mexican-American kids relate to this. You know, the relationship is like the father, the parents speak to them in Spanish and the kids can't teach them English. Yeah.

So you have a lot of English speaking, a lot of Mexican hearing. The same thing with Russia. Yeah. You know, so it's like... You know what? Like, maybe this is really ignorant because I, like, you know, only speak English. Right.

But, like, I don't get how as a kid, how you could differentiate what different shit means. I mean, you just start realizing that, like, okay, you know, like, Spanish is getting taught, you know, in the house and English. And you're practicing English at school where you're spending eight to ten hours a day. Like, okay, like, let me give you an example, right? Like, if I'm a kid and I'm growing up in a household of... like, you know, two languages. And, okay, say my mom is talking about lece, and she got, and she has a thing of milk in her hand.

Yeah. I could put two and two together, okay, of course. Leche is milk. Exactly. But if you just stand in there talking and you don't got the milk and you're talking about leche, you just ask. How the fuck do I know what the fuck is there? It's the same way you learn the English.

It's just like, okay, one day I'll learn what leche means and then it's, long-behold. There's context at all times. Context clues. Bro, and that's honestly one of the most annoying things I have with having conversations the people who I deem are smart enough to get. It's like, bro, you don't have to know, like, you think the first time I listen to fucking Yeet, I knew what the fuck he was talking about. But it's like, it's in the context of like what the fuck he said before, what he said

after. Exactly. Especially with the whole Twizzy shit. Like, Nick, I'm a little older. So, like, you know, maybe the first couple times I listened to Yeet, like, I had to, like, really like dissecting my mind like, oh, this is him replacing. actually Yeats exactly like your average Mexican mom

just You honestly I learned more Spanish from like getting roasted by my Hispanic homies than I did from my Spanish You learn all the bad words You learn all the racist remarks I learned I learned

To mama me la halla What does two mad do they mean To madre means your mom But do mama mella halla Means your mom pulls it I heard this every day Multiple times a day From my friends in class

And I'd be like What the fuck does it mean They'd be like Ha ha ha laughing And then finally I realized it and you realize to mama means your mom. Mela means to pull. Hala means, I don't know. Penis dick. Yeah, something like that. I think people who aren't Hispanic, the only Mexican words they know is like how to hold a

conversation at a restaurant and how to say all the bad words. You know what I, bro, you know what I was so offended by? You know what I was so offended by? I'm at a fucking taco truck on Wiltshire in Vermont and it's late at night, right? And I'm asking a lady, like there's two different types of salt. There's multiple with different types of sauces. Right. And there's two different types of green. You have like just the spicy green salsa and then you have like the avocado cream.

Exactly. So I'm like asking her like yo like you have the avocado crema like you know whatever. And the nigga is behind me like oh like like you're talking about the green sauces over there. And I'm like no I'm not nigga. That's the spicy green salsa. I know like. You know better Spanish than he did. No, it wasn't I had better Spanish.

Like he was assuming that I didn't know what the fuck I was talking about. And then he's hearing me like talk to her like in very like bigito. You should have called Blasie. no nita i didn't he talked to this bitch no no i didn't need no look is she saying like y'all getting to confuse i knew what the fuck i was talking about but the guy was assuming that i didn't know what the fuck i was talking about

and then he was like oh like you like you must be you know like being ordering Hispanic food or Mexican food for a long time or some shit what kind of shit is that i'm just like nigga why you even talking to me bro it's three in the morning i'm like you got fucking hell of face tattoos i'm going to get the fuck away from you of anything nigga fin to shoot me because i knew Spanish that shit's crazy All right, all right.

Let's move along to the next shoe. We got to stop doing this, like, fucking going off on long tanning. Yeah, I try not to interrupt because I feel, you know, we get so passionate over these stories. We start talking about Neo Blue and then Spanish and then... That would have been the most niche, like, that might have been the most niche subject you ever brought up. Okay. So we have the Passport X Nike S.B. Dunk High work boot. The release date is $3.5.22 and the price is $100.

Okay. You want to... You want to go first? I'm tired of these, like, slight variations to these, like, dunk shoes. It's like, I, I, I, like, you know, I like that company. You know, about this brand? It's a skateboarding company, isn't it? Yeah.

But it's just like, you know, they have the other shoes with the pigeons on it. It's, like, just these slight variations where you have to be such a fan of these shoes to want to collect them all. I mean, not really. It's like, you don't got, like, if you, if you, okay, so I'll agree with you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there, buddy. Okay, so. I think it's too much.

So look, this is my whole thing. I never really liked the concept of collabing two shoes. Like, back in the day, when they released the Air Force Jordan, I thought it was like, Air Force Jordan fucking whatever number. I thought that was the ugliest, most hideous shoe of all time. And I feel like taking elements of a hiking boot and putting it onto a dunk is just like, like, it's almost like, you know, a nigger that would wear. wear like all wheat, all wheat Air Force, high type Air Force ones. Like they were like Timberlin Air Force ones.

Like literally just get some Timbs at that point. I do like the, okay, this is what I do like about it. I like the coloring. I like the color blocking. I do not like the like rope, like hiking boot laces. And like I just just feel like it's a little, I don't know. I feel like with these like slight variation things where it's like basically the same shoe but only a couple of slight little differences.

But there's a lot of different. between this and like the pigeon and shit like that. I feel like these types of collabs got to come out like once every 10 years. Are you joking? The thing is that the sneaker market kind of falls the same with the NFT does where it's like, sure, this is the exact same shoe, but there's technically 700 different possibilities. Are you joking? Like, bro, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Why would you not keep doing different variations of the same shit? They're like, but I would agree on Yuri's side to the point where it's like, I only want to see these in like black and purple or, you know, I want to see the first 10 color ways only. There's people that like green and orange. Because, all right, let me ask you this. This makes no logical sense, y'all. Do you think?

They're making millions of dollars off this shit, though. Really? This pair of shoe? Do you think that Nike is looking at these shoes? Like, okay, cool. So this is really the best way for us to spend 100 bands right now. But you got to think about it. Let's make a thousand pairs of shoes.

Every shoe doesn't have to be a Travis Scott fucking level of success. Like, nigga, like, they have to have a schedule. They have to have shit like to fill in the entire year. Like, nigga, if I can even get close to anywhere, how fast. Nike pushes out shoes, I would be a fucking gazillionaire. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I swear I saw, like, stay grounded or someone posted something about Nike lessening their production now. Like, they're, like, limiting their production more now.

I mean, I feel like that was kind of always. Yeah, they've always been doing that. I mean, like, since we've seen this like recurrence of, like, the resurgence of air forces, like 26 and up. Everyone wore it before that, but we really started seeing, you know, like the white girl fucked up shoes. The basic white girl that used to wear, like, dirty vans. Like now it's dirty air force you.

There's a full shortage. You can't go to a foot locker and walk in and expect the 10 and a half. Bro, do you know how crazy that was to me? Like, you can't even walk into a regular foot locker or anywhere. Like, you have to damn near find like a website or something and like order a bunch of pairs. They're just like people assume that you could get like, I mean, probably now you era is caught up. But like you get like a regular blue LA, you know, gray brim. It's not as hard as it seems.

And look, that was one thing that like people had never understood. Like I didn't want the. on field MLB one with like the fucking black nasty underneath like nigga I'm looking for specific like 1988 world series like green like I really like green bottoms because like I just feel like it went good with everything and added a little extra pop of color versus the gray and also I'm a fucking sweaty moist ass niggas so my gray brims would get dirty as fun after a while and the black brims look crazy you see like marble damn near out of the sweat like bro and like it just like it honestly threw off every hat like if you had a cool color hat and like you just had a

fucking black nasty on underneath it just it just threw it off it didn't make it seem like as cool to be honest so so are you are you uh cop in these shoes drip or skip you skip skip i'm a skip i also will skip i do got to say one thing though about uh skip on the last shoes too i'll talk about it after well look i do like the i like the black sole with the kind of gum bottom with the orange um the orange stitching. I'm going to be honest with you. I have a pair of high rollers that are almost identical to this that are coming out. I was also going to say that Nike made like similar.

Less orange though. Nike made like SB shoes like this. They were like Halloween version where the orange looked way nicer. Like this orange doesn't look as nice. Well, you got to think about it. You just said how like all these shoes are like different slight variations. It's like how how like you can't use the same fucking shade of orange. Like you know how many shades of orange there?

But I think that's kind of. of like a good point though it's like why do we have to kind of like meet these compromises and like lose this specific orange if it's you know it's like it's already been taken well no you know and also i want to say one last thing i feel like we're kind of observing these in the context of like what i think these are nice if i saw them but the truth is it's like most of these projects pass the nice test through like a hundred people are you joking yeah are we coughing it but look no i'm really into like i'm really like i deeply study colors to like a weird obsessive level right right Right. To where like when we're designing high, when we're designing high roller shit, my business partner just passes me to Pantone book and literally like, I can match you up that exact color in like two seconds.

Oh, wow. Like I'm talking about they like like like a like a little mini shade off. Like I'm really good at this. Right. That's hard to do. So like this specific orange is a little more earth tony, a little darker. It's not going to give off the same like, okay, the Halloween shoe. They're going to use a brighter, more vibrant, almost neon orange.

Yeah, it was. So it's like, it's different. It's different vibes. Different vibes with different shit. Like you want to use a more subtle earth-tony orange instead of like a bright neon orange. You understand it, but you'll still skip it. I understand it completely. And I like, you know, that I mean.

Like, you have to be objective. Like, just because I don't personally like it, doesn't mean I don't understand the thought that went into it. Are we putting Nike on the pedestal and just giving them the benefit of the doubt saying, I don't like it. I think you kind of put it on a pedestal. Like, oh, they need to drop once every 10 years or some fucking. So I love you, bro. That might have been the stupidest thing you ever said. He said that.

He literally said that. You're stupid. He said they should only do collabs once every 10 years. We see too many of these slight variation shoes. Bro, what do you think every shoe is? They use the same silhouette and just change something a little bit. This is too little of a change. Like, give me something.

What's a lot of change? Are you joking? First of all, I'm going to sing the gold little shoe lace. Have you ever seen a hiking boot before? That's what those are what are literally on hiking boots. It's a fucking like a, A pool tab or something on the tongue.

But with all that work, we all still skip it. It don't matter. It's not about us. Thinking that shit might still sell. It's probably still going to sell out. All right. Everybody in the chat. I'm sorry, everybody in the comments, fuck the chat.

In the comments, let us know if you would buy these passports. Or even like the fact that, uh. She has a passport though. Even the fact that there's like a, I don't know, is that like a fucking like Bigfoot or something holding the holding the Nike check? It looks like some guys like kind of a rake. Yeah. He's holding a Nike check. What do you call them?

those guys. Like a fucking leaf gardener? A garden, yeah, it looks like gardener. Okay, look, you got to think about it in context of like the collab. So it's called the work boot. Oh no, yeah, it's probably a man at work. Yeah, you're right. Okay.

I'll give it. I thought it was like giving more mountain vibes. So that's why I said Big Bear. But like, I mean, Bigfoot. Yeah. If I'm working like a gardening job, I don't think I want to like bring my passports with me. You feel like like? Yeah, I just want to wear like the dustiest boots I can find.

You know it's, you know, it's funny. I got a homie who shout out my nigga Orca Shout out Les Fidel's Downtown LA man One of the most best new fire restaurants out here Seven Seventh Street I think Sixth and spring whatever Just Google Les Fides

But so my boy right There is these pair of olive ducks They were like two shades of olive green With like a Laser Orange Which is like a kind of a weird yellow Like color right And dude

I thought they were so fire Like it was one of those shoes that like before they came out like hidden and wise posting it little jubers posting it every week before it comes out right right so like I'm on a hunt for them like I'm on the hunt for them once they come out like I'm so thirsty I don't like waiting

for shit to come through the mail you have the possibility of like niggas snatching your fucking package off the front porch like just like if I could go somewhere and pick them up I would much rather do that but you know niggas is losing their lives out here going on Melrose so maybe

it's not the best idea right so anyway So I find a pair of these dunks I've been looking for for months, finally, at cookies and kicks. Now, they only had like a 10 or a 10 and a half. And I wear a 9.5. I wear 9.5. So my stupid ass, I'm so addicted or like, I would say committed. I'm so committed to the sneaker game.

You are. I will buy shoes that are almost up to a full size too small, my normal size, and almost up to a full size two half. Just to have them? I mean, like a full size above. Just to have them? And like, you know, back in the day, my logic was I would rather have them too small. So then, like, low-key, like, they're not going to crease up because, like, it's not giving that room for your, the toes to just be bending up or whatever.

Yeah. But, like, I already have kind of a small foot. So if I go under anything of a nine or nine and a half, I start wearing eight and a half, it's like, it's a dub for me. You feel? me. So, fuck, why was I even saying all of that to even say? Oh, so I bought a pair of those dunks in a 10 and a half, right?

Okay. I wore them like twice and like, I'm talking about double, like, I had, I need the sponsorship. You know what? I'm not even going to say, say their name until y'all sponsored me, but there's a product that I wear inside of this shoe that keeps my shoe from bending. Y'all know who y'all are. You're going to just drop our own.

Oh. We're going to Alibaba and we doing that. Anyway. So, wow, you're a fucking genius, bro. I literally love this thinger, bro. He's one of the smartest people I ever met. Give him a kiss. So, look, I'm talking about I got the shoe protector in there.

I got two socks on, maybe even three, and they're still flapping off my feet. Wow. So I sold him to my homie who wore that size. Also, like, you know, sold him a pair of high rollers. And the day that I sell him the dunks, he ends up getting into a crazy fight at this boiling alley. he chases the guy all through Korea Town like ends up catching him stomping him out all this shit The next time I see him

The shoes are buffed But you paid you sold them so whatever I know but I was just more sad like damn nigga You just like yeah You kick these bitches to the curb You didn't give a fuck That's wild You can't have a sellers regret

Or sellers or more I have bro I literally have the worst with that shit bro There's been times where I was really down bad And I like Needed bread No, but honestly, there are certain items where you're like, yo, usually I would not sell this ever. Yeah.

But if you really want to take care of it, I will sell it to you. And the next thing you know, it's broken. I did that when I was in high school. I had these, uh, these fucking Mr. Brainwash prints. Oh, true. I was actually fucking was part of his art show when I was like 16. Yeah, I was doing street artist shit in there. And he gave us these two signed fucking prints.

You know, I'm 16. And I want money for prom. So I sell it to my fucking Econ teacher for like $2.50 each. Now they're like, I think, like a band or something like that. You know, it's crazy. My, my manager used to work for Stone's Throw. Yeah. And I think there was like some, who's like the main guy?

Like, I don't know, like. One of the people that was on Stone's Throw, they had, maybe like a fucking Quasimoto, fucking Nike Dunk or some shit like that. Shut to Quasmodo. Like, they, I forgot. I don't know, but like, they passed out these dunks to the whole office. And like, you know, like the CEO, he probably has a fresh pair still at the fucking in crid but he uh i think my manager was saying either him or like somebody else that he knew

like had multiple pairs and he like you know sold them all back then and they're worth literally thousands of dollars now oh for sure the most the most instant regret i ever had in my life was actually shout out to her but sid just called me right now and i just thought about this remember when we were in Vegas i think you might have left already we went to vegas and we went shopping around right and uh bro i was up that weekend like i was up as fuck first of all Aaron Carter had just gave me the chain off his neck and a $1,000 cash. And a band. So boom, like, nigga, I didn't even use that band.

I gave it to my mom, you feel me? Oh, wow. I gave it to my mom because I had just got a distribution check for my, like, like, recouping, like, my streaming and shit. Oh, that's sick. So, nigga, they threw, like, a cool 20 piece on me, like, you know what I'm saying? So I'm in Vegas. It's my first time performing as a rapper at a big festival. I'm out here in Vegas.

Like, nigger, I did some wild shit that we. in, but shout out to the dick photo. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? Except for photos of him sucking off a dick. No, no, no, no. For alcohol. Yeah.

Anyway, not everything stays in Vegas. Wait, you know what I forgot? No, no, no. Let me say, that's what I'm saying. So, we go shopping on Sunday or whatever. We go to, there's a couple stores that I tap in in Vegas every time I go. Shout out to Motherfucking Waves, Los Vegas, one of the best fucking resell stores in Vegas. Shout to Waves.

And then there's another one down the street from them called a break. Bring it back, LV. So shout out to, I don't know if they got any, like, beef. I hope they don't, but, like, I fuck with them both. I'm honestly, like, I fuck with bring it back, but I'm going to have to give,

I'm going to have to give waves to notch up because I'm just more locked in with them. I feel like they have more rare stuff. And then they also, they be showing me love, bro. Every time I tap into Vegas, I tap in with them, man. So shout out to fucking waves, Las Vegas, man.

Are we sliding on them this weekend? Are you joking? I already texting my boy, Jay Waves. Nick, I'm on the way, bro. I really want to go shopping and play. plain blackjack out there. So look, so I mean, I already spent the bag at waves and now I'm down the street at Bring It Back.

I'm like, so like, I'm not walking in like, oh, let me get the fucking off white Jordans that came out last week. I'm like, what you got? What like rare SBs you got from like 10 years ago, you feel me? Like I'm trying to find dead stock old shit like that, right? So I'm going through shopping. I'm shopping. I already spent a pretty penny this day.

Like, that's the day I bought old girls and Balenciagas and like, I'm already running around spinning mad bread the famous story you feel me so i'm in i'm in bringing back they have a pair of mf doom nike sb highs wow for maybe three hundred dollars they were like slightly used like no creasing maybe a little discoloring at the the bottom but like they were in good condition bro and for some reason i was like bro well this is the thing i had maybe six pairs of shoes lined up on the fucking register so my was trying to be like, you know, like, come on, Monta. You didn't really need six pairs of shoes. Like, just pick out a couple of them, like,

shorten it down to like two or three. Like, you don't need to do all that, right? Yeah. I left the MF Dooms there, didn't buy them. Fucking MF Doom passes away. Wow. Two, three years later. God damn.

And now, like, two, thousand. Now you're out of five bands. They went from two thousand, two hundred, a couple hundred to at least five bands, four bands. Yeah. God damn. It's. More of the stories, never listen to your ex.

Yep. You know what we forgot to address is the fact that Blasey returned from the restroom and you never told us what you saw out there. I didn't see shit. They were cooking in the back, though, for show. Told you. You just said to. You smell that shit now.

I know exactly. I don't smell no fucking shrimp sizzling. You guys could smell shrimp right now. Well, I had COVID. I smell like tacos. Bro, if I was, I swear to diegis. I'm not playing with you. I might strangle you to.

death. I'm so hungry. I'm bar choking you too. I also want to address this really quick. I don't know what it is, but Blasey and I seem to have very small fucking bladders. And I have to use the restroom again right now. And Blasey and I just both seem to use the restroom a lot. And people are in the comments conspiring thinking that Blasian are going to the restroom to do drugs. We are not. What drug am I going to do and be this calm with? We're doing the drug of euphoria that you feel after you take a fat piss. What if we're just taking big ass dabs in the restroom? You can take a dab right here. It's an appropriate thing. Exactly.

No one dabs on a podcast, though. It's like freaks people out. The dab cast. We got the torch out and shit. No, but we could use the Puff Co. Adam, honestly, be having me fucked up.

But it'd be so funny because, like, he basically told me that, like, he, like, he, like, one, he wouldn't be mad or he wouldn't put it past me that, like, I went to the bathroom and done coke, like, why we were doing a show or something. I'm like, bro. I've definitely came here from being fucked up,

like directly from being fucked up, but I've never done drugs on the premises. There's been a couple times where after the No Jumper show, you'd go to my house with Camgro to do the live stream. This motherfucker would be in the restroom for like 40 minutes, shit like that. No, but you really got to realize. He does, like, we all kind of got like restroom problems. I'm not going to lie. No, but like I have I have IBS so bad to where like, first of all, I eat terribly.

Like, I eat terribly. So, like, that's not helping. Two, for some reason, it's like the worst I eat too. It just won't hold. Like it'll be like I'll eat it and then I have to like immediately go shit it up And it's like almost like to a point to where like sorry I'm not trying to get too TMI But like it'll get to a point to where like nigga will be raw because I'm just shitting so much Like my asshole is just tender and soft right

And honestly I think you and Adam do the same thing in the bathroom where you're just on your phone 80% of the time But imagine being on a podcast how do you know Adam's on his phone? Yeah you fucking weird because because sometimes he'll literally go to the bathroom and then I'll see like post made by Adam or something like that while he's in the bathroom You gotta think about it That's probably one of the time I'm be talking over you

That's one of the only times Where you're gonna have Unadulterated Like you have like no Unadulterated fun No you just have no type of Like no one's gonna come bother you in the bathroom Most of have a motherfucker to knock

No that's true Yeah right after you've been in it You always got a wise guy to fucking hey Only if you're in public bro If you're in public maybe somebody come not If you see me go walking to the bathroom nigga like I might be shooting up in there Don't fucking ever knock on the door.

No, Jesus. Yeah, don't tell me that. Now I'm gonna knock every time you fucking in there for 10 minutes. Well, you don't hear me moan and like, oh, no, oh, no. The bathroom is when you could really be yourself. You know what I mean? It's just like when your pants are down and you're like, you're scrounging over to wipe your ass. I just lift up off the seat a little bit.

What do you mean scrounging? You don't really know somebody, bro? You wipe while you're sitting? Yeah. If I'm taking the shit, yeah. Okay. Well, you stand up to wipe? He stands.

He fucking clenches and shit. I'm surprised you even wipe to me honest. Hold on it. You wipe while you're sitting? I do a little squat, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I stand up and I squat down and I'll look at the toilet paper. I'm like, all right, it's still dirty. Do I just fucking force my hand between my cheeks and fucking,

just tear the toilet paper through my thighs? You guys never wrapped toilet paper on your finger and just to make sure you get everything out of there. Not like, I'll hop in the shower before I do it. I'll overuse the tissue before doing that. No, Riley constantly complains to me because I'm always clogging the toilet from overusing tissue. I'll like flush it, walk away, and then the next thing you know, I come back. Have you ever had a whole, like, oil spill where, like, the entire shit, like, went out into the living room and all that? But luckily when she wasn't home and I had to clean it up myself real quick.

You know how long that takes to try to clean that shit? It's so bad, bro. Maybe he does need three restrooms. And, like, you wipe, you wipe good enough just to be able to, like, pigeon walk to the penguin walk to the next toilet? I'm like, yo, I fuck that toilet up to go to the next one. You probably take laxatives for fun. Not help me. You put it in a milkshake and shit.

No, no, not, not. You smoke it. Tell me why when I first got on some diabetic shit, this girl that I know that was on some like dietary shit, she put me on to like some cranberry, whatever, like, pills that was like a cold and flesh. Right. Nigger. You couldn't leave the crib if you took two of them bitches, bro. Really? I mean, like, first, for only like a little bit, but like, they be making you like, even if you drink water or some shit.

Bro. Did I ever tell you how me and fucking Sid got food poisoning? one time. I didn't know if it was from a Habachi truck or if it was from Denny's. I was with you at that, Denny's. No, you wasn't. Yes, we were. No, it was just me and Sid. Because, look, me and Sid went to Benny Abachi the night before. And then we went to her crib or whatever.

And then we went to Denny's the next morning. Like, we didn't sleep, I don't think. And we went to Denny's at 6 a.m. That afternoon, bro, we literally could not like, I'm talking about coming out of both ends, bro, like uncontrollably. That's horrible. She only have one bathroom. Okay, I'm starting to smell the food now.

Like, it's getting to the points where it's so bad where, like, nigga, I'm, like, I can't even hold it as I'm waiting for her to be done. That's horrible. Yeah, it was, okay. While Yuri's going, let's go ahead and go to the next shoe if we can't, right? Shout out to our motherfucking behind the scenes, correspondent for the day. Shout out to fucking Riley. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? It usually is Josh and then Josh will just fucking disappear in the middle of, like, yo, I need you to pull something up. Riley, will we ever see you here? for like five minutes. Yo, we should honestly do an episode where we switch Yuri out and have him be behind the scenes

and you be on you. Come on. Come on. You do 10 talks every fucking. You do 10 talks every day. What do I talk about? What? No, we would.

I'm not attacking you. Riley is making it seem like we're going to fucking throw her on the chopping block. No, we would, bro. Okay, we do it to Yuri. We're not going to do that to you. We respect you more than that. All right, Riley.

Say a sentence in Spanish. No, bro. While we're on the subject of Riley, actually, I don't know. No, no, no. Come on. I want to give a huge shout to Kiki, who's a real one. Yeah. Because today we had someone come in who I was sitting right next to Riley, right?

Bro, niggins be acting like you a ghost. They don't even see you. And then, and then this person. just goes, hey, can I take a photo of you? Of you? Not with you. Of you. Right. And I didn't hear this at first. I heard this like after it was like, I mean, Yuri's like, I'm in my bag. I'm not paying attention to you. I was like, yeah, I was like working on edits or something like that. And then like, and then I didn't hear this, right? And then like,

I guess Riley just like ignored it. And then he was just like asking her again. Let me take a photo of you. And then Kiki over hears this and he's like, nah, nah, that's his lady right there. And like, I didn't even hear this. What was his like? What was his like? I guess that's just this person's way of getting. at a girl or something like that? Tell him the response, though. What do you mean? What was the response?

Wait, but wait, what? The music video. Oh, no, no. I don't want to get that deep. Wait, what do you mean? Well, okay, I can kind of assume where you're going with this. And he did that in front of you? In front of me.

But I didn't realize he was even saying until like I hear Kiki saying something. He was like pointing at me. I'm like, what? And then he like, he looks at me. He's like, oh, my bad. But I didn't know that was your girl. He's like, I thought that was just a model that works here. I mean, like, bro, like.

Like, Nika. None of these niggas are smooth, bro. And honestly, one of y'all niggas gonna try Yuri on the wrong day? You don't have that shit on him. Nigger.

He got them shits on him. What you mean? Nigger Yuri might fucking fuck around. Fucking yon- through that window and shit. No, some real shit though. Niggas like, like,

like, I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. Like, it's funny, like, seeing you go through this because I don't think you ever experienced stuff like this yet. But like, bro. But like, bro, just know.

You got to accept it. Most of the time, it's been like, except for like the conflict cons situation. Like this is sounded like kind of like not disrespectful. Yeah, it wasn't. Bro, I'm talking about there's niggas that will fully come up and be dis, like, like, put their arm around your girl like, damn, like, you know, like. And you know what's even worse is you might be killing.

Riley really wants to go to a concert. Like a, you know, she loves to go to concerts. And I'm like, no, that's the place. That's something like that will happen. Bro, come on. It's not going to end well. Y'all should have fun, bro. You can't live your life like that, bro.

You have to understand that your girl has, you know, she knows your, you know, you're hers and you know she's yours. That's all you guys got to know. Like, that's all you got to be comfortable. You're going to have guys walk out to her. It happens. She's coming to the show with you. They don't know. She's coming to the show with you.

She's leaving with you. Y'all live together. Like, I'm honestly am at a point to where, like, niggas are so weird. Even if a nigger came up to my, like, girl. and like she just awkwardly was just like okay like you know like just to like get away from her nigga I wouldn't even be mad about Wait have you ever had that like you're walking down Melrose

Walking with some you know You know And there's some dude just like What's up sweet lady? No I've had I've had niggas Had niggas yell out the window like shit like to my girl Whatever like it's yeah when it's a girlfriend It's super easy but when it's whenever you try

Like bag a shorthy from a party You can now It's very hard to walk out with her Bro it's funny that all of my stories are like related To a Habachi truck right now What? Bro. So,

uh, me, me, and like, she's now in the home girl, but like, when we first linked, I was literally in love with this girl.

Like, I'm like, oh my God. Like, I'm going to marry this bitch type shit. And like, Jesse Taylor? I'm fucking around.

Anyway, so we go, we go, we take scooters, uh, from her crib downtown to the Habachi truck. Right? Like,

so we, like, we're like three deep too. It's me her and her roommate. We take the scooters to the Habachi truck, right? Mm-hmm. We're like,

we're, like, I'm talking about like our arms are almost like interlocked. Like we're literally our shoulders are touching looking at the menu like oh like what should we get like you know what I'm saying? Bro this big ass fat, sloppy six foot seven ass nigger comes and just stands in front of her like hey can I get your Instagram or not even like like forcefully. And at this point it's like she not my bitch.

The nigga is big as fuck and I'm like do I really want to start beef? Like over this when this is not even my bitch, you know what I'm saying? Like I was going to be that, hey, yo, no, no, not. She cool. G. She with me. He for sure would have like, like, try to turn it up. And I'm going to be honest.

I just wasn't in the move. Like, bro, if it's not your girlfriend, I don't think you should step out and like do all that. Right. So look, look. She awkwardly, she was like, bro. She was like, honestly, like I was so scared. I just gave him my Instagram so he would leave me alone. Wow.

It was just Instagram, bro. Who cares? But like. No, but that's crazy that just like fools will use this in. Intimidating tactic on women. He's just like, bro, like, okay, good job, dude. Look, okay, I'm about 5'9. Shorty is taller to me.

So she's like 510, 511. He was towering over both of us. Damn. Like he had to be at least 6'5. And she's also a model. That's why she was like so tall. But also it's like this speaks on to the thing that girls deal with where it's like if you're a girl by yourself and suppose hitting on you, you're too scared to say no.

Because you're like, bro, if I say no, this was going to trip on me. But imagine that. But imagine that. this nigga is so terrifying that nigga we both was like yeah just give him that fake Instagram like you know but like we at that point we had like barely made out like we

you know we had never even fucked we had we had no type of title or like nothing like that to where like I'm going to jump out the window and literally like maybe possibly get my ass beat just because I'm like hey yo that's my yo chill nigga she with me yeah yeah exactly sometimes you got to bite the bullet bro

but it was a weird ass fucking I never I didn't run into that problem i mean you're you're gonna run into like a fair share guys after you turn your back they're gonna like start hounding over just know the more the more b bals you experience the more is gonna happen yeah that's all i gotta say but also like sometimes like i just kind of think from like that girl's perspective of the person or of the girl he's trying to court or fucking you know get her ij or whatever it's like it comes off so desperate and kind of just like horny sometimes like some of these fucking requests or some of these approaches where you just

like bruh have you never talked to a girl before like have you never seen a girl before in your life where you can't just be like, what's your IG young baby, blah, blah, you know what I mean? He's like, bro, who wants to talk to a person like that? You know what I mean? Like, you're only going to get a certain type of girl. Bro, shout out to our boy, and I hope he's watching this right now. Shout out to my nigga Alex, aka Rider Studios.

This nigga was drunk as fuck on New Year's. And me, I'm not going to say a name, but y'all all know who I'm talking about, but me, the homie who comes here often and brings us stuff. And his girl, we all walk into this, you know, little, it was more like a New Year's kickback. Like, you know, we're all like, like, eating dinner instead of like, you know, going out to a party, whatever. As soon as we walk in the door, Alex opened the door and he's like, oh, damn, shorty,

like, blah, blah. And like, the homie's literally holding old girls. Bro, once Alex gets drunk, he don't give a fuck. I was so irritated with him that night. But, like, I'm just like, bro, like, you were just, oh, D disrespectful with it. Like, he's in Atlanta or something. Like, nigga, he's. The homie is holding his girl's hand, bro.

Or maybe not. Maybe like we were walking through, but it was like, that was, so like, I had to check Alex before the homie like, you know, because like, this is the homie, but like, look here, I haven't been in a setting with him like this where like, I don't know how he might react. Yeah, right. So I had like, I had it like, bro, bro, relax, bro. This is the homie girl. Like, chill.

Like, you know, he's like, oh, you know, I'm just playing. It's like Alex. Like, everything is not funny like that, bro. You got to relax. You don't play that shit. Not even just the homies girl. Like just a girl in general. I don't know. It's like, if you're walking down the street, Blasley,

and some girl comes up to grabs your hand and goes like, hey, sexy. Like, aren't you going to think like, this is some crazy-ass fucking girl. Yeah, you're going to be like, what the fuck? Get the fuck off of me. Yeah, you're going to, like, what's going on now? No, I'm not going to hold you one time me and the same girl. I was talking about we're at the Habachi truck. Damn, I'm thinking this is kind of equal because we definitely have more. Stay at the Habachi truck, bro.

No, no, no. I'm saying, like, the girl that I was referring to about the Habachi story, we're now at the Grove this one time. right, it's packed as fuck. These two bad-ass black girls were walking by us and like again, like we'd be walking pretty close as just me and hers, like, we weren't

holding hands, but like, if you saw outside in public, maybe you assume that this was my girl. Right. Bro, these girls did not give a fuck. Like, they were walking by. And I don't know if they said something about like my fucking, shout out to Terry Club,

but I had like this like bucket hat on. I don't know if she mentioned the bucket hat. Like, the girl just said some super flirty shit as she was walking by and i'm like damn y'all bidsches are short like y'all y'all are you're kind of brave for like that could have been my bitch and she could have honestly handled the both of y'all yeah like so girl don't get a twisted girls be getting just as bold bro oh god there be some bold holes out here for show the very first time ever got banged on well i only got banged on like very few times my life but very first time was by two girls how many times have

you been gang banged zero you got banged by two girls in uh in long beach where Were they, Cribs, the girl, black girls, Hispanic? Hispanic girls. And bro,

it was so, I was like 15. I, Were you in Northam Beach? I don't remember. I was like such a little kid, but like, bro,

I am known for having a baby face, right? When I was 15, I looked like I was 10. Yeah, but guess what? Like, in gangs,

they got baby face shooters. Bro. All I went to the liquor store was leaving with like some chips in Arizona, and I just like, skate up and I see two girls

just fucking like walk up to me, like, wearing wife beters and like big hoopie earrings and shit. Well, Yuri, welcome to being black. My one nigga fucking, oh, his name is really slipping me. But the kid that got killed over their fucking Skittles in the hoodie.

Yeah. Like, bro. Like, bro. No. Yeah. Shout off Trayvon Martin, bro. Because. Rest of peace.

Maybe he wasn't doing shit. And they just fucking white man just thought he was suspicious because he had a fucking hoodie on. Bro, I had to skate away from these girls, like quickly. They were just like, where are you from? I'm like, West Hollywood. I was going on what you guys talking about? And I fucking got on my board and just fucking started pedaling away. I was like, bro, I'm out of here.

Yeah. So should we wrap up these shoes? Yeah, let's keep going. Let's keep going. We got more. Oh, we didn't talk about these at all. These are the Union. These are the Union Nike Cortez Tampac.

The release is also on the fifth. Look, you're talking about they should do a collab every 10 years, nigga. This is the second collab. They're dropping on the same day. This is way better than the last pair because there's a lot of differences between a Cortez and this. What do you mean? That is a Cortez. I know.

I'm saying like they did a lot of differences. Like we're in the last shoe. It feels like I'm seeing every other shoe ever done before. Yeah, honestly. But I've seen, I like, I mean, I like this shoe. I like how it looks. But I wouldn't wear myself, but I actually do like it. You know, you know what shoe that came out that's like similar to this?

That I honestly wasn't feeling everybody was on the nuts. The like Sakai Cortez is where it had like the multiple fucking, like I thought that shit was over. They got to leave the Cortez's for. For 400. No, I ain't 400. No, but. You know what? I noticed about Cortez's or all my

homies that wore Cortez's in middle school and high school is like they always have the thing where the foot would slip off the actual base off the shoe and I wear them like sandals and you kind of no it's like you're the side of your shoe is like hanging over the fucking base of them they weren't they weren't they couldn't get new

new Cortez it was like slipping out well we're all poor as fucking kids no but I used to um like the thing with me was that like I would integrate like classic LA fashion with like my own personal like streetwear drips so like you know what I'm saying like I would wear some cortezes with like a fucking fresh jive shirt and like some fucking like some neo blues or

something you know what I'm saying like I wasn't like dicky's head to toe with the cortez is like you know that wasn't my swag but I would like to throw it in yeah and I feel like um almost like uh I might have picked stuff up like that from like Dom Kennedy or something like he he was very good at mixing like street fits with like like classic street wear stuff you know like sports apparel with cortez's i feel like you can mix a lot of stuff with but with something like as bright as like these colors on this shoe it feels like your whole fit got to be a bright color no no i don't think so you're and this is why it's it's interesting to have your perspective on here because like you clearly know nothing about coordinating or like you know clothes or anything like that so like bro

i think you do eerie no no i'm just talking i'm just talking i'm just talking about No, you didn't see the meme They recently came out Okay, listen, let me finish I want to play that then So look, so a shoe like this That's the last thing you would want to do Is a cause

Like more attention to distract Your, to distract people from the shoe I see, I see So what you would want to do is you want to wear Like a plain pair of shoes If any, I mean, a plain pair of jeans Like khakis? No, because that's too much tan going on

Now you're looking like you're fucking like Tanamongu Yeah That was funny God. But like you don't want to look like you're not wearing, like, you don't want to look like half of your body is missing or some shit like that because you've got tan on tan.

I see what you want to do is like, okay, you see there's like maybe two stripes of baby blue in there? Yeah. You want to throw on some like light color, like vintage watch Levi's or something like that. You know what I'm just noticing? You see how like there's like bubbles missing out of the fucking like base of the same?

Or no, it might be like a great, like a corkscrew like like, you know, print. I kind of like that. They say a corkscrew but they like stab the couple of coursecrews. I'm trying to help you.

put together like a fit. So, these shoes. Yeah, so look, so you put on a plain pair of jeans, something simple to go along, like, you know, like contrast to shoes,

kind of. And then honestly, you wear, like, if you got a plain white tea, I would say throw a plain white tea and then maybe a color hat. And then, like, you know what I'm saying? But like,

even with the t-shirt, you don't want to, like, have some crazy t-shirt with too much graphics and too much going on because, like, you got so much going on on on the shoe that, like,

want to like neutralize everything else do you so you don't agree with the sock choice right here no i love the sock choice sox is great okay okay and also i'm just like a fan of white socks with like little print or like a little embroidery like you know so you like these shoes i like again i wouldn't go stand in line to go buy them but i respect the vision and also like i'm just a really big fan of like union and like these collabs that they've been doing like the last you know a couple years. And yeah, dude, it's just, it's honestly another, it's another slam dunk in the book for me. I'm not going to lie to you. I would, what was it, like, pass or what was it the options? Smash your pass. I would smash. Drip or skip?

strip. I would skip these. Wow. Okay. I mean, like, you know, like, that's, that's, high top enough. Look, and then they have the, the, the revealable thing where it has the union logo on one and then the fucking Nike logo underneath. That shit's hard as fuck. That's cool. But look, I think it's double-stitched, so you have to literally, like, rip it off. Or just fold it up to see it. No, you have, look, look at the left one. Oh, you could rip it off, yes. No, no.

You just fold it. No, I'm saying, bro. Oh, no, no, go back. You can't rip it off. No, go back. Listen, listen. Are we fighting again? Yeah, because, listen, because, like, you be, you are paying attention to shit without

even listening to what I'm saying. You can literally see, okay, you see the union logo in the middle, right? Yes. There's literally stitching all around. No. Oh, you're right. Yes. Stitching all around.

It's still. No, but the stitches right there too. Bro, you get, still right there. That's because he ripped it off. No, you're joking. There's no stitching around on the Nike, though. You would see holes. It's going to look like that, my boy.

Maybe, maybe. Maybe you're right. Yeah, yeah, mate. Okay. He just folded it up. All right, whatever, but I'm saying like, I'm saying on some version of shit, though, y'all, you're acting like,

that's not a complete, like, you acting like, it's a possibility, but there's no proof it could have been done here. And it's like, especially if you put a single layer, of, like, thin stitching, you could, like, pull that off. They would have to tweez her out. No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't, bro. Like, if you leave a little tab of it and you just pull it off, it would pull off so easy.

The thing is, it might on a neck tag. Shut the fuck up. Fuck y'all. On a neck tag. On neck tag, it might be an issue, but like on this, bro, it's a big piece of leather. You know, it's not leather. That's a suede. Big piece of sweat.

You know how thick suede is? No, it's not. It's not even a neck tag on a all-style shirt. It's just a thin, okay, the Nike logo, bro, listen. I'm buying these shoes to prove you wrong. Let me talk. Okay, that's literally, I will bet on that. All right, look, let me finish.

Let me finish what I'm saying. If these motherfuckers don't come out ripped off, you owe me my money back. I swear to God. I swear to God, I'll buy them for me. House phone. Listen, listen, let me talk. Let me talk. That was a lot.

Nigger, you could tell that the fucking, okay, the original Cortez's all all have that Nike logo that's just stitched on the back. So they just added an extra flap. I know. But it's not like flying away in the fucking win. It's stuck down to it. Because it's really strong. you can't rip it off.

Shut the fuck up, bro. Because it's really strong. That's how it's able to stand like that. All right, let's get into the clothing news, man. Listen, okay. Stephen from Menace. I'm going to text you right now. I need one of these jean jackets.

Me too. Bro, I don't wear that jacket today. Wait, when did this? Wait, when did this? This drops actually today. Shout to Menace. Can you literally text. My phone is so fucked up.

I can't see him? Yeah. He literally text Stephen and be like, yo, like, Monti said, can you save him one of the like, I mean, I went to his office last week. He gave me some of this stuff. I'm sorry, he sold me some of this stuff. Like, you know, we. Oh my God.

This shit is hard, bro. No, it's very, very hard. Shout to my boy, Stephen from Menace. Bro, menace is just been stepping in it. I wore that last week. Amazing brand. You did wear this last week. Yeah.

Bro. Like, how do you feel about just like the rise of like independent, like, uh, like brands owned by like more Hispanic people? It's dope, bro. I've seen this fool. Do it from day one in Maywood in like 2015. So to see him like go to. this point like every time i feel like i'm the shit and i'm doing it good i go link up with him and i

get reality check no but he's so hard oh my god this niggins going crazy i'm not buying his way i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding he does outerwear no all men his stuff all looks very very nice uh i need bro steve i need like most of this stuff like i need the whole collection bro no no i'm gonna buy it eury i'm not like you know i'm not asking for free shit i'll dance for it bro bro i love i love i love i love i love i love i love Oh my God with the map bro. I literally need to text him right now. I'm sorry. I'm going to take literally two seconds. I got that brown. I was actually wearing it on your stream here. I know. I remember as seen on the Uri freestyle. Steve, I will take so many shots for one of those jackets. You don't understand. Hold on. Oh, he's texting right now. Yeah. Can we? Yeah. Um, could we still? Wait, wait. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, yeah. Just shut the fuck up real. Sorry. Yo. You want to. Just can I need two seconds, please. yo stephen bro we're we're on my show disconnected with blasi and yuri we're looking at the new fucking drop that you're about that you just dropped today bro i am willing to spend all of my money

with you i just need you to save me an extra large in the light denim jacket and a size 36 of the light jeans and maybe one of the varsity jackets bro and that green pocket tea and the zip up hoodie and possibly the brown puffer jacket bro i need you to sit these items but aside from me bro i know you know we don't talk every day bro but just know i am a huge supporter and i don't want to miss his drop because i didn't know it was even happening because i have no instagram i would really appreciate it if you can put it to the side i could come pick it up from you thank you bro you get a blow job you get a blow job that was amazing where did you did you record like a voice memo yeah sent the voice memo oh okay that's cool that's cool that's cool

Yeah, I heard that I would tear up and I would save you a pair of everything. Dude, I'm a sucker for like vintage wash, jean jacket. That's one of the hardest fucking jean jackets I ever seen. Is there a- Riley, is there a close-up of the jeans by itself? Like, I see the jean jacket, but I don't know if they showed that. Oh, who's that? We're gonna get to that.

Okay. Oh, those fucking jeans and the jean jacket are so good. Edgar, Copt them. Shots my boy, Edgar. Bro. But look, you know why I fuck with this? Because you could buy the set and not have to wear the set together

to still get the foot off. On the set. Like, you, on the set. Like, you Loki only want to wear this set a couple times, flick up with it on Instagram, and then you disconnect it. No pun intended. And you wear the jeans by itself

a couple times. You wear the jacket by itself. Like, you let Blasie borrow some pieces. We do wear the same. Wait, hey. Honestly, I already got the jacket. We could do. jacket?

We do a little NFT action where we trade little pieces of it. Oh, okay. Make them an original outfit. Just know, like, I got a butt. Whatever you want for my collection, I'll trade you for this jacket. Would you guys trade anything for like to watch me take shots? Uh, shit. I'll trade you a fucking $10 donation.

I'll give you a graphic, like a full blown like Beyonce level graphic. Oh. If you fucking, just to see you get alcohol poison. So how much alcohol do you think he would have to drink? No, I don't want to go through that. You need a face two Tito bottles. I just give you my best graphic And if it's not

Then I'm a bitch You could fucking smack me Listen, listen Can I slice off one of your nipples? No Okay, listen, we're being serious I really want to Put you on some like Edward Tito's hands shit

Oh And get you two personal bottles of Tito's Not the big gallon or anything like that For 15% of high rollers Fuck no Oh, duct tape two Tito bottles to my hands And I have to finish them And then

What do I get out of it? You get fucking... I don't know yet Do you see the These glasses? Honestly, yeah, because I need glasses, I think, and these are kind of cool. I like them.

They kind of snapped for me. You know what's crazy about these glasses? I can see everyone's energy levels displayed in the fucking number of aura. You can see people naked and shit. Oh, wow. Google show me boobs. Yuri, what the fuck?

Yo, you got some nice boobs, bro. Nice boobs? I'm kidding. All right. Let's move out to the next thing. This has improved my vision by like 80%. You're welcome. And drip by.

You got like those YouTube glasses. It just makes you smarter. Yeah, this honestly isn't like no specific prescription. I think you just order this from like one of those infomercials that just makes your vision better. Casey Nights stats fucking web store. You need to change your prescription every two years. Those are four years out of date. So I'm, you know, poke over here.

So, uh, Telfar introduces a set of new designs. That hoodie is not new. Oh, no, new denim designs. Okay. Um, I'm not really the fan of like the, like the huge baggy denim, to be honest. because I'm already like kind of short. Like I would never wear some jeans like this. I'm going to be honest.

This is that boss a drip. Yeah, like you got to give me like some slim fit. Oh, no. I saw these. Okay, these are hard. These are hard. Are you serious? Are you showing some thigh tats with those?

I'm not trying to see your thighs house. I'm sorry. I love you and all, but you know, that's a little too much. This is hard. I'm not going. I don't like the flare shit though too much for me. But like they're definitely like early 2000 chic like runway like vibes. So like I understand why.

why they, you know, go for this type of vibe. But I'm just not personally a fan of the super baggy. Like, you have to be Matt skinny and Matt, like, small to wear. Jankum got a lawsuit on their hands. Janko? Janko. Oh, Jank. With the pants.

It's not Jankum. Oh, you said Jankum. Okay, sorry. Janko. Janko. Janko. Really? Not even Janko.

Well, Jinko got a lawsuit on their hands because those fans look exactly the same. What? The assless chaps ones? No, the fucking previous ones. Not the assless chaps. And those are thighless chaps. You can, you can. You can't see that guy's ass.

Yeah, but if you got enough ass, like you might have a little ass poking out at the bottom. Bro, I did. Speaking of ass, this nigga back here got some cheeks on him. Oh, God. Back there? Yo, pause. Oh, shit, that's the owner right there, I believe.

Once we got guys wearing pants like that with the fucking thighless chaps, everyone's going to start tanning and, like, worrying about their skin complexion. What the fuck are you talking about here? You don't think he looks, his thighs are hell white. So you're saying, having basic hygiene and caring like not basic hygiene but oh you don't think that guy has hygiene you just said niggas are going to care about worrying about their skin the tanning so if i wash my face i'm gay bro that full's thighs were glowing white but that's not what i'm talking about you just said

some whole other shit you said that if niggas fucking wash their face and care about their skin complex i'm talking about they're going to start tanning bro people tan eerie you never heard a gym tan laundry not guys i got you never heard a gym tan laundry i 100% bet you that what you Do you worry about the... First of all, I'm black. I never need to worry about tanning at all. Blassey, how white are your thighs? My thighs are, yeah.

There's as white as your fucking as your lips, bro. Well, are you going to wear those assless chaps? No, because you don't want us to know how white your... Well, no. Maybe that's some cool tattoos, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, like maybe I might throw on some long boxers, maybe some long johns underneath. I want to assume that Blasey has the same color complexion going on throughout this whole body. I don't want to be shocked to see we're the same color.

If I lift up my shirt right now, you'll see that my fucking arms are way lighter than my fucking, like, body that's not exposed. All right. You know what? People tan. You're going to rock these pants. What are you telling you? I'm not saying I would rock them. I just like the concept of it.

I like, and then you got to think about it. Telfar is owned by two, like, fashionable gay men, gay black dudes. So like, yeah. They want to see some thighs. Like, I'm just saying, like, they're going to be pushing the limits more than, like, you know, like, if fucking. They're not looking for, like, blasts. Zee and Yuri to be the most excited. Yeah, like they want some fucking buff-ass

niggas with their legs oiled up wearing some thylist chaps. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, skip on that one. Okay, so... Okay, so... No, no, no, no. No, no. Let's skip this. All right, so this is online ceramics, one of my favorite brands that I honestly, like...

Honestly, didn't really know too much about them, and I just saw one of their hoodies in... Dover Street. And Dover Street and copped it. I honestly been wearing it, like, pretty much every other day since I bought it. But this is almost like a pokey... This is a Pokemon car. where it says online ceramics

Creature return to forum Return to a time when there was no war No technology No hatred Just humans being humans I don't agree with this quote Because there is definitely niggas killing each other for land

And fucking animals And bison's and shit Like I'm gonna eat this bison And sexy cave girls This is hard This is what happens When you're just off the fucking shit You're making shirts

This is when you pop a tab of acid And end up in fucking Blassey's office Trying to just design your next collab It's just crazy. Josh is going to want this shirt. Josh is probably online right now searching up. Like, is there a Grateful Dead version? I know for it.

I love this shirt. No, this is, is this a maternal attack shit? Because like, look at the key in the middle. No, it just says, like, what are we doing on earth? We are not humans being,

beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. I honestly love online ceramics, bro. Yeah, only they can say that shit like that. I don't like the shirt as much as I like the last one. Keep going through it, Riley. Let's see if that was the end of it. Don't follow me.

I'm lost too. Bro. Yeah. Okay. I'm usually not a fan of like, oh, cheesy. Like, oh, let me throw this, you know, like kind of corny quote onto it. But like, to be honest, I never felt a shirt more honest. I never felt, I never related to a shirt more in my life.

This is impossible to prove, but I can almost bet you $1,000 that there's 100 plus girls in Silver Lake that have that tattoo on their arm or something like that. Right. And it has a fucking. trail. Not even that design, but just those words. No, I know. Don't follow me. I'm lost too.

I like the brand. I like it. It's definitely one of my favorite brands though right now for show. They're so hard. Especially I'm just on some shit where I like simple shit and like, bro, like honestly they might have resurged like the like corny quote on a tee for me. No, it does look cool. I would wear this too.

And like I do say I relate to this because like on a level where you got fucking kids reaching out, yo, I'll fucking look up to you. You know, like just like what you do is inspiring. I'm like, like, how did you get to this point? And I'm like, bro, I have no idea. Yeah, I question that every day. How the fuck did I get here? So, like, you're like, like question, like, are you one of those people?

I'm just going to wipe him off. Honestly, like, I like, I like, he just got so bright in here. Holy shit. No, you're so like, are you one of those people that like, wow, like I can't believe that I'm sitting here? Or are you like, no, no, but like, did you plan? Was this your plan from like day one? It wasn't my plan. I didn't even think any of this stuff was possible.

but it was kind of just like a snowball effect where it's just like I'm taking things one day at a time and like next thing you know, I'm asked to do this and I'm like, what, no way I'm doing this, you know? Like blah blah. And then like it's kind of like, yeah, I can't fucking believe it. But I remember when we were first doing the listening

to music streams like with you and Camgirl like back in the Melrose days, I remember I was just like first like five, six times we did it. I was constantly having this thing where I was just like, bro, I can't believe I'm sitting behind the computer now with this thing that I was just watching a couple months ago. That's inspiring, though.

Even for myself, bro, like, you know, I've been watching probably as long as year he has, you know what I'm saying? I don't know if I believe you when I say that when you say that, though, bro. No, I've literally been watching this 2015. No, like, I was kind of saying that in a joking way, but like, you know, like, you kind of told me the same thing and I'm just like, bro, like, yeah, it seems like it's been forever at this point. Oh, 100%.

But, like, I think there lobster tales left? I don't have to think about that. They have, they have, I told them to get it ready by nine. Yeah, no, we end there. But I do want to say one thing, though, bro. 2017 when I also at the airport Dylan Gerson who now works at market he was interning at fucking no jumper and he was like my first homie in this area and he told me like yo no jumper would like let's work on some shit so bro we create like the coldest 2017 Blasie no jumper collection

never came out I don't even knows or heard about it I'm probably never even approved it or anything yeah it was fucking Dylan trying to like take credit or money for it wow no I'm just fuck shot to Dylan because he has done a lot of credit. Crazy successful stuff in his life and he still remembers me and fucks me and like hooks me up and like He's all our homies, you know what I'm saying? Like he's been our shit since day one. I don't even expect them to be my friend because he's like I would expect them to move on and not even care about me anymore because Not everybody is like that.

He can say he put me on. He's so, so cool. He tapped me in with Chantown Market, which kind of like got my career started. Well, if you if you want to really go down the fucking Dylan Iceberg, I was the first one who talked to him on Instagram the reason why he ended up being out here in LA. Bro, you're really the taste, the tastemaker fucking finder. So look, at the time, at the time he was making Matt cut and sew shit. Like, he would like, you know, cut one flannel and a half and sew it together.

He would take, like, some, like, Louis Vuitton print and put it on the pocket of, like, a Levi's jean jacket. He was doing shit like that. I honestly forgot the name of his brand before that. Do you remember it? His name was, ah, he's a fucking hate. It's literally going to fuck me up in the head. But, um, yeah.

So Dylan used to do cut and soap, more cut and sew shit. I remember he sent me a Levi's jean jacket with the, like, Louie print on it. And I wore it to, like, there was this thing called MTV Wonderland that was like a live thing that they did downtown LA and then they would film people perform. Like, it was crazy, bro. Like, so I wore that jacket there, so many people, like, he's so fire, like, blah, blah, and I think I ended up plugging Dylan with the photography job of him, like, moving out to LA from Dino Jumper.

If I'm wrong, Dylan, you can collect me. Oh, no, I know, I know the accurate story. Wait, wait, go back, go back, Riley. Wait, I have another, Dylan question on mine is I remember when I first met... Dylan Gerstung, by the way, follow him on Instagram. Yeah, when I first met Dylan a long time ago, I remember he was showing me on Instagram and everyone around on Instagram the printing gun where he's like, yo, you can put whatever word or design you want, you could print it.

It's kind of revolutionary. And then Market is kind of known for doing the printing. You might have been the first person that I called it, Markis. since they changed the name. And I swear that Dylan was the first person I saw on that printing on shit. It's like I think you know what else they were. You know what else they were like, like first of all like no disrespect to to Dylan. But like mark market as a whole is like a lot of moving parts.

So like you can't necessarily say that Dylan made that. That's why I could be wrong there. But here's the first person I saw showing it around. You know what else? I feel like they had a big hand in that people like never really spoke on. The UV graphics that when you step out when you step out. When you step out into the sunlight, it changes color. I really didn't see that many people doing that before that.

I mean, like, he has like the owner. Shout out to Mike Sherman. Shout to Mike, man. He's a mentor of mine at this point. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's somebody who, like, found something that we're so comfortable seeing with the smiley and kind of rebranded it and fostered and made it his own thing. So can I, can I, like, should I say this for the Mike Sherman interview or should I just ask you?

Like, how did that even come about? What? Like them acquiring the fucking smiley face logo. You got to ask him. I know the story, but he has his own perspective. And you know what? That would be a great person to bring on because I would love to hear his perspective on a lot of stuff. And he's super nice too.

I met him before as well. Super duper dope guy. He, bro. I tried knocking on his door three different times with like graphic jobs. He was like, all right, just fucking do mockups and like videos for us. And within six months, he started fucking muted graphics. We do the fucking Carter 5 merch for Lil Wayne. Wow.

I will say one thing, though, is that like they completely. completely folded on some like, like, on some like witch hunt that was never going to go anyway. Speak on it. Well, I think that like what I truly think, you know, first of all, you can't, you can't win on the internet. You know what I'm saying? But honestly. And he's entering the thing about Mike and Market, he's entering a world where we're not even in like Disney, you know, all respect to No Jumper, great platform. But Disney Channel ain't hitting up no jumper, you know, like all these big platforms, you know,

you kind of got to have a clean slate and play to the people's music it it sucks to say but he's really playing chess and not checkers you know what i mean because yeah i i had people like you know a couple of my friends saying like this that's ridiculous i would never do that but it's like bro you got understand like you know like you just got you you got to play your role and if you really want to make some millions of dollars you know and you really want to play the ball game that they're in you kind of got a you got to you know remove chinatown out of your name you You know what I'm saying? But definitely, you know, an interesting shift.

I've never seen a fucking clothing, a street brand, like that. Rebrandt get canceled. You know what I mean? No, especially like, you know, like coming from that place, diet product, like they have a huge following. Like, they have like, like, if anybody was going to get them out of here, it could have been, it could have been them. But like, you know. And that man has so many haters, you know, Mike Sherman. It's like there's so many spiteful people, you know, and like it's so easy to use, you know, race as a low-hanging fruit to, like.

kind of dethrone somebody. This is one of my favorite shirts from this collection. I'm honestly like as soon as that no jumper, as soon as that no jumper check clears, I'm going to We're going to Dover Street. No, I'm going online. I'm ordering like, because if you go to Dover Street, they might

have two of the T-shirts. Online ceramics, fuck with us, man. Online ceramics, I'm going to www. www.onlineceramics.com And look, all the shirts have the website at the bottom so you can never get confused on where I can get it from. That is amazing. That's fucking genius. One of my favorite brands for show. All right, so look, for the last couple minutes,

Let's just go on Riley. Can you open up Instagram and type in hashtag no jumper drip check? And let's just do a review before we. Oh, we're already in it. Okay, the baby drip is kind of crazy. The baby. I love the Among Us. Among Us.

Oh, that is the name of this fucking game. Yeah, Amongus Beanie with the goosebumps shirt. I love it. Can you, Riley, can you go through the pictures to see if there is another. Damn, my boy is dripping. Yeah. Cool kid, man. Yeah, shout out to Joey.

I want to give him a high five. Alright man, shout out to Joey. Honestly, if I seen Joey walking down an ab, I'm asking for him. What's up, love? What's up, lo, bro? Let me get a high five. Or a photo. Okay, sketchy perk dealer, like punk perk dealer.

Yeah, like, he definitely, like, he drinks Modelo black. Like, he's too punk to drink, like, regular Modelo. My heart, real cold, think I'm from Massachusetts. Spit cold ear. No, is him. Spit cold isn't in the ear. Like, she's thinking it's therapeutic. A-O-B.

All on a billy. I'm not going to lie. to you, you might have some competition with captions, Blasie. That was hard. That was hard. I'm stealing all these. I feel like this nigga posted this exact picture last week. Yeah.

I'm in a tonka baby. Can show me love. My dad is cousin. Oh. Oh, no, he really in that tonka, man. Whoa. With the high rubber. For respect.

Listen, no, no, I'm going to be honest with you, bro. You should have put the Tonka pick first, bro. For real. He gave a whole shot to the high rollers, man. Bro. Dude. Where is it? of exclusives, right?

Yeah, we dropped him a line after. But he pulled up on him. He definitely pulled, no, I think he actually did. In the talka. In the fucking tanker. Honestly, tasty sauce, Tossy sauce.

Niggie, you might have won, bro. You got some tasty ass sauce, man. Come show him some love. Drop a like. Bro. More high rollers. Go back. Go back, Riley.

Oh, okay. No, no, no. Are we locked this to November Instagram on this? Oh, it's my IG. We're still locked in on my IG. Okay, whatever. Just keep you pushing there. We got more high rollers. We got the true, don'ty.

Shout out the fucking Santana Turner with the pink high rollers on. Let's go. Mixing it and matching it with the wicked. Mixing it with the wicked thoughts. That's a fire balcony right there too. It's honestly a fire fit. He got the LA fit. Have blonde, have black, you know, 2007 jerk vibes.

Is that a toilet right there? Like an outside toilet? Because he's a pot, bro. It's a commo. It's a shitting on niggas. Speaking of pot. Santana Turner, this is honestly a crazy fit, bro. Let's keep going through.

I like it 10 out of 10 Honestly we've been getting some good fits bro This is definitely Basanova vibes Like tiny Tiny hoodie with the with the baggy jeans Like short ass hoodie Jankum jeans

Is Jinkgo He looks like a cold engineer He's giving me like Anderson Pock vibes Like he's cold I agree He's cold on a guitar's guitar Is he a Totsu? No he's that my favorite

Bro first of all I have this debate with people all the time EAK no EAK is better than Tatsu Damn. This is definitely like he... He's a cold engineer. This is like, he definitely like got booked to like do a fucking one week session at the J-Cole fucking... At the J-Col studio sessions.

He's like, let me take a picture of my ramen at E-A-K. Are you fucking with the Quayalike though? Oh, this is for Yeri to speak for on. Oh. With the ass pizza like. Wait, hold it. Is that Father Steve? I think that might be...

No, it says Young Frylock. Young Freilock. Who is my boy's name? Shout to Young Frylick. I really like that shirt, brother. Okay, 10 out of 10 immediately. Actually, you know what 20 is good like 10 talk what kind of boots. What kind of boots is he wearing like I'm wearing this to 10 talks is he wearing like boots like this is that fuck you drip. This is like where you go to Ralph so you're like fuck you get out of my way. I'm trying to get my chicken you know and fucking pay and get the fuck out of here as soon as possible. So what? You're pushing old ladies out the way like who has their grocery cars. You're kicking old ladies in the side of the knee bending their knee backwards. Why do you think ass pizza merch gives gives off that vibe at all? I don't know. I just like it. It. It's. It's. It's. I don't know. I just like it. It. It. It. Oh, it's liked by ass pizza. You know, you know Yuri's the only

Wait, hold, you gotta drop a like for me as well. Oh my God. Yeah, honestly, wait, comment real quick, comment, comment. Shout out to Young Frylock. Put like, I don't know, whatever you put like, like. Right, this is that fuck a grandma up. Yeah. Drip.

Oh, never mind. Oh, we lost it for a minute. You gotta go back. It's right there. Honestly, uh, is that. I would never write that, but okay. Okay, let's, let's keep going through and then let's, let's clip it off, bro.

I'm hungry as fuck. I'm not to lie to. It's the same. I'm starting to have. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We got a couple drips. We got to kind of review all these real quick. All right, just keep going.

This normal scammer drip in front of the SRT, like he definitely was sale you a pint of re-rock lean. You got a hell of rungs bags in that fucking trunk. He got the purple jeans on with the tag still on it. Like, okay. All right, let's keep going through. Like, you know, pretty basic fit. This. Good boss of fit.

Definitely. Oh, yeah. He honestly, I'm fucking with it. Wait, are those Evizu's sweatpants? He might have won. No, another one, the other button. Really baggy Evizu's probably. No, those are Ivisu sweatpants they look like.

Are they not? Oh, no. No, there's the other jeans. Yeah, yeah, right? Yeah. He did a fit switch. Yeah, no, those are clean as fuck. Shout out to Sanchez.

I honestly, one of my favorite fits. Definitely a house-home fit. We got Drusky vibes right here. Or not anymore. More like fucking 10KGlergo vibes. I like it. Two out of ten. I like this.

I like that hoodie. That's cool. I fuck with the, I really fucked with that. You think Cango made that though? No, I think that's hard. Like, he probably just customized that. I'm rocking with it. Honestly, Kangel is stupid if they don't know. This part of my favorite fit.

I like that jacket a lot. This is the coolest one. Yeah, that hoodie was fire as fuck. I'm not going to lie to you. Okay. Let's give it like maybe five more. Okay. Okay.

Also, again. Like, Fabio shooter. Whoa. Look at all those. Okay, look. Are we believing these is real chrome denim? Okay, the hoodie is real. Are we believing this is real chrome denim?

Yes. the what you call is look off though look at the parier in the kitchen though you got a box of whipets in the background no wait no no no you're I mean right to go back go back I need to see if there's more pictures of of these jeans keep going to one more than one rocket's jeans

I mean like I mean like do your thing but like you think that's Ross denim it's honestly giving me Ross denim vibes because fuck um the fucking crosses don't look right oh okay no there's some crosses on the pants too Yeah, those jeans are a little too tight to be some Chromeheart ones.

Yeah, Chrome Hearts only makes those jeans on vintage Levi's. And, like, those don't look like vintage Levi's, bro. But you know what? Listen, I respect, like, okay, look, if you got a real Chrome Hearts hoodie on, if I'm just walking on the street and I see that you got the matching chrome, like who am I to assume that the jeans are fake? Bro, I love the scammer drip, bro. Like, OTF drip with the Miri's on.

Yo, I like the, how he's flexing the whole logo. But I really don't understand why niggas got to keep the tags on. I literally cut the tags off in my shit. Like when I get home. It's like keeping your stickers on your hat. It's not the same at all. I have that same shirt. Shout out to Hellstar.

One of the most fire. Okay, he got the photo dump. I like those pants too. Oh, look up in the same. I don't know, but that caption's crazy. Wasn't it? We'll go up in the morning with a huge erection. Okay.

Let's definitely skip past this guy. He's just speaking facts. He's just getting more sussed by the pictures. This is like from my male audience TikTok type show. All right. After this, I'm good. Like, it's so much scammer jip. Excuse me for being anti-social

Oh, this is honestly the same guy It's the same guy like three times in a row Yeah, I'm not like He had the Chrome hearts, he had the Amiri's Someone in this group Stole my grandma TDD I was fucking with that I was fucking with Puerto Rican house phone

Oh Oh shit Cuban house phone excuse me Cuban house phone First of all yeah Got me fuck that Second of all I'm not really a fear of God guy

I like those pants or shorts I mean They look like fucking The Backwood's print But this is another situation. That's my favorite fit for sure. Needing to tan. Shout out boy Dante. Oh, those flowers. Is it a music video or what?

Or it's just the flowers? I like the flowers. Honestly, you fucked this fit up by wearing Air Forces with this. You needed some Baves for ice cream to go with that fit. All right, man. Let's go ahead. End it off there, man. We didn't get into fucking music review at all. I'm still bumping this O-T. Let's go. Shout to the newborn

freestyle. I love that song. They just shot a video on my office too. Hey, listen, listen. Hey, also shout out to them just because like, you know what I'm saying? Just because I don't understand it don't mean that like I was hating on y'all. I just necessarily just wasn't a fan. But like to be honest, like there's one line, like the one of the

first two lines of the RIMBO disc, I keep saying it in my head like every fucking used to bump his music so I found he was such a kid. Yeah. I literally say that like once a week, like once a day in my head. But check it out. He said I went some shooters who got more bodies than Astro World.

Oh my God. Damn. Yo, I have a random announcement. If I can make towards the end of the podcast really quick. Everyone is going out on a huge expedition this weekend. I'm not going, right? But why are you not going?

Why are you never come with this? We talked about this the other time. He doesn't like Vegas. I want to go to Vegas. Yeah, exactly. But either way, I or Riley and I are less than, like, we're like 200 subscribers away from 15K subs. If we hit 15K subs before Friday, basically, you know, before tomorrow or like around

Friday, we're going to do a 72-hour stream, a three-day stream. Lucky, I don't want you, like, I don't want you guys to, like, to torture yourself for that. So, like, honestly, I'll hope you, that they don't. I'll be torturing myself. She'll be able to, like, you know, do whatever she wants. Yeah, maybe next week we'll get there. I'm just kidding. No, everybody, subscribe to fucking.

Harmonious man on YouTube, please. Subscribe to Blasey TV on fucking YouTube. I like that you have that account, but. Blasey USA. I like that you don't force your girlfriend to particulate in these fucking ridiculous fucking. Imagine Riley was taking like $2 dabs out here. I'm thankful she helps the way she can. And also, I want to.

want to give a huge shout out to our cater of the night who's giving us a lobster filet mignon chicken and rice i can read the actual menu out shout out to chef victor gutierrez junior the instagram is uh vichy bachi day one and then the other instagram is wake up wake up and brunch so for today for they gave us a custom no jumper menu shit should we have them just start bringing out food right here while we're on life's i ended up yeah yeah okay so but if any caterers are and want to tap in with us. Please, DM me. Shout to Vichibachi.

Yeah, so let me just read the menu off real quick. So we got lemon garlic butter lobster. We got filet mignon. Vichibachi fried chicken fried rice that comes with grilled mushrooms, onions, zucchini, roasted sesame sea sauce and a ginger sauce. Jesus Christ. I thought Yuri's lying about this the whole time. You just made me hungry.

Shout to Vichibachi. Shout out to Vichibachi. Shout out to Vichibachi. Shout out to Vichikovych. Thank you, everybody watching. The next high roller drop is coming very soon, man. Keep an eye on that. It's disconnected.

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