No Jumper - Disconnected w/ Housephone Ep. 7 w/ Bobbalam
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I thought that somebody literally just robbed you.
Me too.
That would have been crazy.
But that has to do with my short memory span.
It also, we got to talk about who was just here.
Yeah.
And while we're late.
Yes.
Adam was interviewing Bobby Shmurda.
And we got Bob a Lamb.
We got the real Bob here.
The real Bob.
The real Bob.
It's a lot of Bob today.
I guess people wouldn't know that that was you if it didn't say like Boba Lamb.
This is my stream hat.
I'm going to put it on soon.
Don't worry.
Oh, stream hat.
You always wear that.
Because I don't want to like I feel like a poser in this shit.
You might be the first to rock like the full like push-a-sty mask on the podcast, I think.
Yo, look.
What do people do?
Is that?
Is that confirmation, Josh?
Who's the first to rock to push-ish-i-stee?
Probably push-isty.
No.
No, actually I did.
Well, I didn't wear the push-a-stasy, but I had the car-hard one.
Yeah.
The car-her one was just like, you got like the pull-off, you know, like.
I think snowboarders were doing the push-ish-steed before it, push-is-y-old.
I know.
We were talking about all the show.
A girl thing. A girl thing?
The rural thing. Oh, a rural thing. Yeah.
Or like if you're like a snowboarder or something like hunting ducks and shit in it. Yeah. Like if you're doing some wild shit. That's far. That's what I'm on. Are you doing this because of COVID safety or because you just finished snowboarding?
I don't like wearing masks. So I was to the airport.
They didn't like aren't like restaurants and like retail spaces like you keep saying that it is illegal. I've never heard nobody else say that. They're like illegalizing the Poochisey mask right now. Blassie is the only person that said that.
No, it's all over Instagram. I don't disagree with that law.
Bro, the CD's gonna make a car on.
Oh, yeah.
I've seen little posts, like, or I mean, like posters on restaurants and shit, yeah.
I mean, robbing people are probably robbing people.
Because, like, if I see a nigga walking up on me with the push-ishy mask,
I don't know if he's coming to say what's up.
Exactly.
Or if he's coming up to file.
Yeah, if anything, COVID has made, like, security guards look more official now.
Did you think I was in a rob you when I came up?
No, because I had already talked to you on FaceTime and saw that you were wearing the mask,
so I wasn't like, you know.
I think it looked like you're going to film someone's music video.
Yeah.
I didn't know that you were you when I was walking through though.
I just walked like, okay, so Bobby Smurder and entire crew were in the office or whatever.
And, you know, he was doing this little dance and shit.
And so you're like, damn, like, he's not as jacked as Bob-a-Lum.
No, I was just like, I don't want to make eye contact.
I don't want to like get introduced to like their whole team right down.
I'm going to just squeeze through and quietly go to the other room.
Well, I didn't come in with this on.
I kind of felt intimidated.
So I was like,
Oh.
You've seen Bobby Smurder and Roddy Rebel and you're like, I got to throw this mask.
They're going to mistaken him for the security.
I know, right?
What if they thought you were with, like, with them like on accident?
All right, we got to go, bro.
Like, yo, come on.
Yo, white boy, come.
Someone runs into like, what are you doing?
Why aren't you going after him?
They probably thought I was like the accountant or something.
If your account is pulling up with the Pushai mask,
I feel like you're getting robbed for your entire.
Yeah, I know you're in scammed.
Your entire bank account is getting robbed.
He's literally like hitting your pieces.
Your account just has all this jewelry.
It comes up into Rolls Royce with the fucking scheme.
Speaking of Rose Royces, there was an all white Rose Royce outside.
And I was like, did Bob like ran a Rose Royce and the pull up?
Damn.
That's probably his.
No, I got like a Hyundai.
The Hyundai Sonata.
Hey, hey, those shits are great on gas mileage, honestly.
I'm going to reliable, man.
Yeah.
Okay.
Should we introduce you or like, like, do the people know who you are?
This is a...
I've been on here before, but I guess I wasn't like as...
Yeah, you feel like...
You feel like in between time, you like definitely, like, grew.
Glow up?
Like, like, a substantial amount.
I've stopped, like, posting my main channel, so I feel like I haven't grown that much,
but like my stream...
Was that your YouTube that I've...
I mean, was that your Instagram I found that had, like, one picture on it?
Yeah.
Wow.
And now everybody just goes to, like, the hate on it.
How many comments do you got?
Big white dude in the rap game.
How many comments do you got on that one picture?
A lot like maybe a thousand. Yeah, I'm about to say because like if that's the only picture you got then like I just let them rack up that's a smart tactic
Every year you post one and just every year and just let a year
A year man should be you should not pose that many men
No Nick I was posting pictures every other day like a fashion dude like look at what I'm wearing I'm wearing a Nike
Oh yeah, oh oh oh jumps too that's that's how we start off to show here is we always do a drift check. Oh my God
All right herey head to toe give us a
drip breakdown real quick.
All right.
I got the scam hat on.
That's definitely some random free hat that got sent in, huh?
Yeah, it was a hat that got sent in because I also do streams and people who say I scam for donations.
So, you know, I might as well as I just represent the brand as well as I can.
I got this, I forgot the name of this brand already.
Reckless Scholars.
I can't read it upside down, though.
Reckless Scholars.
I told you some controversial stuff, but it's such a comfortable sweater that I can't
not wear it.
It's a very good set, but like as soon as I posted it on my.
Instagram you got told some crazy shit it feels like a sheep was murdered and I just put the sheep's
cloak right on dude it's so comfy you feel like you murdered a sheet what not me personally it feels
like someone killed the sheep and like I just put on his like pretty clothes basically on I'm not
comfortable yeah you're not gonna talk about your glasses it's so come bro this is the most
comfortable hood I've had like I've worn a while no facts and but they have matching sweats too
that are like comfortable yeah reckless scholars not I'm kidding but also it got the cardiac
shades. These originally were going to be my
glasses, but I couldn't afford to make them prescription, so now they just
sit around. You can probably afford them now. Oh, God.
Maybe. But this is the only opportunity I had to wear them, so fucking
thank God. Yeah, well, Yuri just thought that he left them out
when, like, literally there was like
50, there was like maybe 50 Bobby Smurter
fucking
Bobby Smurter, like entourage. That has to do with my shitty memory. I thought I
left it on my table and I was like, where the fuck did it go? But I put it on the
the floor right here. All right. What if you want to do?
What if you went on Instagram, you saw Bobby Shmirner rocking the carriers?
Rocking their cartieres, bro.
What would you do?
I'd DM and be like, you're welcome, bro.
I love the music.
Yeah, you would not want those.
Okay, the jeans are fires.
I forgot the fucking company, bro.
But it's anime porn jeans, some dude sent to me, filthy coat her or something like that.
So you telling me, somebody took the time to make you custom jeans for a podhead with shitty memory.
No, honestly, my memory.
has been going to shit.
Do you like anime?
Do I like anime?
Yeah, fuck yeah, I love anime.
I'm not a big fan of Henta.
I've tried it before.
It doesn't get me there.
Well, you tried to jack off to Hentai before?
Yeah, I don't know.
It's weird.
Is it really meant to be taking that serious
where he's supposed to jack off to it?
It turns quickly into like octopuses, fucking women
and like all this crazy shit.
You're like, this ain't real.
I don't see like the fun in it.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You're never going to run into octopus
that wants to fuck you like that.
I think what it is is like in the metaverse though.
In the metaver.
Oh, exactly.
You know what I don't see the fun in?
Having hairy balls.
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So are we shaving my back now or not? Yes, come on.
Let's try it. How hairy is your back
that is? Do my stash. I'm not trying to
do my chest. No, no, no, no. You're going to embarrass me.
Come on, bro. Do my chest?
Something, bro.
I'm actually kind of, no home, I'm curious how hairy your back is.
This thing is pretty hairy, bro.
Actually, my girl probably already shaved my back.
How do you?
Oh, okay.
But I definitely have a lot of chest hair.
Wow.
Oh, no, no, no, that's a little bit too far.
Wait, is chest too far?
Yeah, exactly.
I'm ready.
I came here.
He actually planned this whole thing.
I have very little chest hair.
I could possibly shave off.
Yeah, maybe I should have planned this out.
I feel like your hair is too blonde to see.
You know what I mean?
Like, they wouldn't even see the mountain of hair falling off your chest.
What you got to do is you got to put your hand below.
And then collect all the hair.
Oh.
And demonstrate afterwards.
Yeah.
You're probably going to have to charge that shit for like 10 minutes.
We should all shave our beards.
We all got beers.
We should all shave our balls on the podcast live.
No, we just do Adam's podcast.
The ball talk.
Oh, oh, plug talk.
It's just razors and shit just being loud the whole time.
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a live review of the manscaped.
Oh, we're actually doing this.
Yeah.
All right, what do you want to do?
Should I put on my actual prescription glasses on?
Uri, you, shave, shave Bob-Lam's chest real quick.
Hold, let me, let me, let me, like, going full.
I ain't able to see what I'm doing here.
You don't got to take your whole shirt.
I take my shirt up and not it.
Okay, so I have to start.
Shaving.
Oh, shit.
Did you just turn it off?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, let me catch it in the cup.
Oh, no, no, I need to drink that out of there.
Bro, just get another cup.
Just get another cup.
Come on, come on.
It's a cup, bro.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
Oh, that shaved so easily.
Whoa.
That shaved so easily.
What are you talking about?
Oh, my God.
You're going to get in there, bro.
It's the most plausible thing.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's shaved so.
How did that feel?
Smoothly.
Officially been to monetize.
Oh, my God.
I've never felt that way in my life.
I do.
Me neither.
You never had another man?
You never had another man.
I've never had another man shave my balls like that before.
Or chest.
Or chest.
We got,
I can't wait to finish it up after the podcast.
That was like ESMR for me, dude.
We got some of your ginger hair.
We got some of your ginger hair.
and the man-scape thing.
I think we, are we the first,
are we the first to actually use
the manscape product on the pot?
I wish we could show it.
Yeah, right, Soldier Boy's gonna pull up.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
I wish we could,
he has like a perfect line
of missing hair through his chest now.
I can't really see it
because it's red as fuck.
A lot of red hair.
It's racist, bro.
Fucking just digged in the skin and shit.
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that get me ready for my day and give me confidence,
it's cutting my toenails
and shaving my balls.
So you wake up every day and you cut
your toenails. Not every day, but I'm just saying when I do
decide to cut my toenails, I'm like, yeah,
you feel, yeah, you feel clean as fuck afterwards.
You know what, Eerie, that'd be
really good, but you also have to fall
that up with a shower though every day. Yeah, you got
to make sure you fucking... If you're going out of
just chopping your balls off
and fucking cutting your nails. You ever heard about
like organic oils and how they're good
for your skin and hair.
I've heard that.
But it's always from like stinky people.
Yeah.
It's always from somebody who's musty as hell.
Look at my face.
No pimples.
No,
no,
no,
no smell, no sense.
We don't know that.
I'm not that close to you,
but your skin is,
your face skin is,
except for you got a little,
fucking,
a little,
a miniature planet growing on the side of your lips.
Okay, so we were supposed to take dabs on today's episode,
but I have a cold sore,
unfortunately.
So we can't kiss after the show.
Wait,
what?
You say you'll be a young boy who was sharing a new court.
We went on a date.
Things went well.
now I'm here basically
you smoke the cigarette with him
yeah that's not a funny you know little dirt's gonna come after you for saying it
no i'm kidding no it's good little dirt's gonna be on his eye yo
off the real shit though how do you get cold sores like that no literally it's basically like
when you lick your lips a lot and we and you have a really dry weather
you just made us a bullshit somebody google this right now you know i'm getting my
my boy and be a young boy's back that make it say when you lick your lips what the
fuck i like my lips all the time and i never had that not like me bro i fucking i
drenched my lips and slobber.
Yeah, you transmitted that shit from taking a dab with a random niggas.
I was thinking about where I got this from.
I told Blassies because you were fucking climbing on a roof again.
It's been cold recently and it's been when it's cold, you got dry weather.
You came down from climbing the roof on Hollywood Boulevard and you sparked up a dab with a random fucking homeless nigga.
You're telling me you shave my balls with a cold sore.
Yeah, I warned you ahead of time.
I told you I tested positive ahead of time before we had that interaction.
That was fire because I don't want them to have.
me like what's wrong with shaving another man's chest bro i'll do that for i'll do that all
time you want to shave mine too how hair is your chest yeah yeah i'll pluck it with the with the
with hair pluckers during the whole podcast nothing to take my no you got to get the whole edge up
oh let me put a high rollers into your chest no you should you should line my pubs up
i don't even line my own pubs up that'd be kind of fire like you had a fade up on the on the on the
Pupes? That's fucking nasty.
But where do you put the line? Is it like
On the top? On the top?
Like under your stomach.
But is it like a straight like line up line?
Is there a fade involved? Because that'd be kind of like.
Damn. Okay. Now you're taking it too deep.
That's how. We might be like saying some trends.
Bro. You know what's real? That's how you know people really care.
What if you're watching porn? Sorry, I didn't even touch you off.
What if you're watching porn and you've seen a niggie with a faded pub section.
If I was, if I was really important. You'd be like fired. That's sick.
If I was they're born like that?
Because speaking of my hair. Speaking of pubs.
Kazumi's pubes are lined up perfectly.
I was on her Twitter earlier and I was like, damn, she had to.
Her point is lined up nice.
Yeah.
I mean, when you're a born star, your pubes are a statement.
Not just there because you've been.
Herds were really nice.
I feel like this conversation shows a lot about our culture because we do all this stuff to manipulate our image that people can see.
I'm not trying to leave the Kazumi.
But we don't adjust our pubs for anyone.
That's the fact.
But I don't want to leave this Kazumi situation because.
Me and Blasey.
Yes, we are.
Invited to Kazumi's
25th birthday party.
Jesus Christ.
And so I'm like, I'm not even really thinking too much of it.
I'm thinking it's going to be like a regular party.
She's breaking a world record.
Blasie hits me up and he was like, bro, did you read the invitation?
Oh, my God.
On the, on the Kazumi B-day party.
What did it say?
Let's read it off.
Oh, my God.
She's going to read it off on here.
She's going to break a world record, bro, and you guys are going to be a part of it.
Yeah, I feel like we're.
Uninvited as shit. This is the roll I just put in my mouth. This is the nastiest sushi I've ever had.
Yeah, where'd you get that from Chevron? I'm hungry. I can't believe you're eating sushi during a podcast.
Are you all right. Wait, wait. This is kid trunks right here. You're breaking a lot of records. I got to find this real quick.
There's also chest hair on the table a couple seconds ago. Now you're eating sushi.
It's his own chest hair though. So it's like it's okay. True. All right. Are you guys ready to read the invite? I'm so curious.
All right. So first of all, I thought this was like just going to be like a regular part. Oh, fuck. Hold on.
She is a password.
But Kazumi.
To the website?
Oh yeah.
No, it's official.
My home was like, bro, invite me.
I'm like, look, bro, I had to go on event bri.
I had to put a password in.
Wow.
You got a document.
I just realized that there's a password.
debit card, all types of shit.
You know, literally you got to, okay.
Are you guys going to any type of jackoff training before this event?
Bro, look, okay.
So, okay, it says dress code is either job fair themed because I like sexy uniforms,
lingerie or just really fucking weird.
No normies or you'll get pissed on.
I don't know she's serious about getting pissed on.
I honestly been like thinking about that first sentence because I don't know what to wear.
Do I do I go, James Bond?
I was going to come dressed like this.
Is this Normie though?
Is this Normie though? Is this Normie by her standards?
Yeah, is this Normie?
Like I think that is Normie by her standards.
But that's what I'm saying like so.
So what is it normally?
Like a T-Rex costume?
No, put like a raccoon tail or butt plug.
Can I continue reading the thing?
You all are getting pissed on, just let you know.
You might want to, though.
I might want to by her.
There's a part about getting pissed on.
Who's doing the pissing?
Listen, okay, so they said this isn't a sex party.
This is a sexy party.
There's a difference.
Although this is your journey and who am I to stop you?
It's my 25th birthday party.
Previous party survivors
remember me getting set on fire,
covered in cake, and having sex in front of everybody.
So expect more of that.
She said,
I'm having fire dancing some
Shibari
Shibari demos
a Tamaki bar a photo booth
a Siberian race room
I don't know what any of this means
A wheel of sluts
A Qasumi pinata
You can beat or fuck
And a glory hole I haven't figured out
Is it a joke if it's a joke or not
You tap it into the glory hole
That's a risk
Okay if I know it's Kazumi on the other side
Yes
I'll put my dick there's a lot of like confidence on both ends of that glory hole
do I have to put my dick in a condom and put it to that's what I'm saying that that's two things
is like you don't want a young boy to be on the other side but you wouldn't be able to tell either
you wouldn't ever tell either or Yuri yeah right that's the worst way to now I'm not even
gonna put that energy out there but yeah like a male and female one like like bathrooms
bro what if they inject you with some shit on the other side you're like oh Kazumi is
here to like facilitate a great time she's not your arm us
You have a plus one?
No.
Let me finish reading the fucking thing.
I thought you were done.
Sorry,
I thought you were done.
No,
it's a MLA essay.
No,
there's no plus one.
Listen,
I'm almost there.
Okay, okay.
It says,
jokes aside,
I'm only inviting people.
I truly enjoy being around.
I love that because I only hung out with her like,
wow.
Very shortly.
You looked a good impression.
Hey,
shout to Kazumi,
but we haven't even mentioned.
But I am doing the merch for her party.
I already took.
Me and Kazumi already talked.
And like before I knew she was even throwing this.
And I was like, if I somehow end up in an orgy with you, like, I only want to go first.
If I can't, if I can't go first, then I'm not down.
She was like, you could go first.
Yeah, like, what if you're?
I have proof of you saying I could go first already.
Wow.
Are you talking about like Jizz first or like, put it in.
No, like, I'm going first.
Like, I'm not going seventh.
Go last, bro.
That's the thing, though.
Like, are you talking about like in the train?
Yeah.
Is your time entitled to your nut or is there a clock on the wall?
What is she's trying to get 25 dicks on?
her 25th birthday.
Bro, can you please bring an Orthodox Christian with you to this party?
Okay.
I'm an Orthodox Christian.
I would love to see the reaction.
I'm almost done, okay?
Jokes aside, I'm only inviting people I truly enjoy being around.
If you got this invite, I love you, really.
No pressure to do anything, but just have a good time.
I feel pressured already.
I'm not even there.
No, you can let loose.
No plus ones, please.
I have a limited occupancy.
So nobody, DM me, don't DM, don't DM, y'all can't come.
No, look, this was crazy as I had a plus one in mind, and he's like, so what's it going to be?
And we go through the whole list, right?
Plus one?
Check it out.
I was going to bring the home, girl.
What?
Orthodox Christian.
Listen, listen.
I was going to invite him, and then it gets real juicy and ringing at the office.
That the last part is no plus ones.
Yeah, right?
No, that's what I'm saying.
They were all puppy eyes.
Puppy eyes.
Okay, please be respectful of the house.
Don't record anyone without their consent.
Pick up your condoms.
don't scream or moan outside past 10 p.m.
And only pee in the bathroom.
So she's insinuating that niggas are going to be trying to pee other places.
That goes against the other rule.
So if you come in there looking like a normie, they're not going to pee on you because you can only pee in the bathroom.
No, but like people will probably just want to pee in general.
It got really nothing to do with your outfits.
Consent is key and never assume anything, yeary.
I'm not going to this shit.
Some of us like to fuck
Some of us just like to eat the hand rolls
Some of us just like to sit in the hot tub and be quiet
And have an existential crisis
And that's okay
What is that hand roll?
Susi like niggie
Wow
You should go dude
She also said
She also said don't get super trash
We're all adults
Birthday party
Birthday presents aren't mandatory
But I will judge you if you don't
Also I'm a size medium
I'm gonna lace her
Parties are meant to get fucked up
I think this is my game plan.
Okay.
You need to take some poppers.
You know what those are?
No, no, no, no.
Poppers loosens your ass.
No, no, no, no.
I'm going to go find, I'm going to go find a Bluetooth from somewhere.
I think Tommy might have it.
Hit up Adam.
He has a whole storage.
Really?
He has a refrigerator of Bluetooth.
Adam has a refrigerator of Bluetooth.
I'm kidding.
I just made that up.
I feel like that.
I almost called you a fucking, I almost called you something I was not.
Can you overdose on blue chews?
I don't know, but I'm thinking about 10, like they just taste good.
You can overdose on Advertone.
I'm thinking about taking a, I'm gonna take a blue chew.
If you're depressed.
I'm gonna take a blue chew, drink a Yerba Mante.
Like, make sure I'm drinking nothing but water and shit for like a week before.
Like I want to, I want to be like dick as strong as possible.
Pineapple?
You know, who?
Dice pineapples.
Oh, yeah.
You have to, so your nut tastes better.
For yourself.
I eat a lot of fruit anyway.
No.
I eat a lot of fruit anyway.
I don't believe you for some of them.
I just had pineapples and watermelons literally before.
I left the house. Not right now. Let us see.
I feel like that's like the thing that you do before you like, fuck.
I listen to dice pine. I was one time and forgot the lyrics. Sorry guys. Okay.
Yeah, but no, I guess I forgot about that.
This is crazy. I know if you just drink like this party is like like, I feel like, bro,
99% of people in the world are never going to hear about some shit like this.
Well, listen, bro. Like, I think like, nobody thought that was funny. All that shit's cool and everything,
but like there's a part of the, the biggest stress stressful part about it is just like,
I don't know what the fuck like Normie wear is and like what what dress like wearing
bro but what constitutes is like barat swimsuit everything that's no no no you got some weird
you got some weird fits like like throw on like the fucking cheetah carhart jacket or something
you're a designer bro but is the cheetah carhart's i mean i step out to eat in that no no make some blasey
nipple pasties with like spinners i don't think you got to go that crazy come like a sponge bob
fucking oh yo do i look like bank bob sponge bob furry
Whoa, if you go and get the same makeup, like you had the guy do at ComplexCon?
You have some meme head?
That'd be crazy.
Dude, you're going to get attention from people.
I really want to go.
I just want to make sure I go first.
I don't care about anything.
I want to go first.
Like, have my, like, oh, fine.
What are you going to wear?
Nothing.
Yeah, go naked.
Just pulling up with a leaf over your shit.
I'm pulling up with these pants on and ripping them off.
Brorette's swimsuit.
I'm telling you, dude.
Just one thing, over your shoulders.
Adam's probably going to be dripping in that.
Oh, God, I don't want to see Adam walking around naked around.
Oh, you guys can see all your home is naked.
He'd be like, hey, house phone.
You know, see that.
Okay.
Okay, look, this is the thing, too.
Like, I'm not necessarily trying to, like, do the whole move where I fuck in front of everybody.
So, like, I'm down to, like, go take her to, like, a little side room or some shit.
That's not going to happen.
Why not?
You're definitely nervous as hell.
She's bringing, like.
I am nervous.
I would be, too, honestly.
I've never done.
I'm nervous because it might, like, it might be other, it might be other bitches that, like, I want to have.
sex with their
are there?
Are there gonna be
male porn stars
there?
Probably.
So they're gonna be like
putting their shit
on the table.
I mean,
listen,
bro.
If I can't,
your confidence is gonna get
if I can't
fuck Izumi,
I'm not fucking nobody
and then I'll just watch
everybody.
And they're gonna have like three nuts
in them.
You're gonna have like,
I mean,
I'm gonna get down on you,
but I don't
I'm gonna get like one or two
off and I'm it.
I feel like once you see
a couple of these
porn star dicks in person,
you're gonna be like,
why has any girl ever
fuck me ever?
I'm not you here.
Yeah.
all that but yeah i'm really excited to go to this i've never been to anything when is it you're
not invited so i don't want to go i'm just like that like i'm assuming it's like a rich party they
probably got like some crazy like you know not just rich like like sample pattern you know what i mean
i got some good like cheese it might be jizz or something are you guys gonna trust the food platter
yeah if you get there early enough to like do everything first oh exactly you have no risk of like
running into like no beer shit.
Yeah, that's the wrong part of pull the fashionably late.
No, that's literally the worst.
Bro, that's the worst part to pull up late is nut and fucking.
We pulling up 30 minutes.
We're setting up the tables with Kazoubi.
You know,
I'm putting up the table.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, I might be able to run it while we set up the tables and then I'm good for
their whole night.
I just want to tap in once, bro.
Thank you.
I just like admire.
I went through and looked through her Twitter and I was just like, I need to run it.
What if talking about this shit on the show is going to get us like removed?
I know from the, from the, from the gang bang.
I'm going to pull up as a hater.
Like, hey man, like, what if she's like, what if she's like, none of y'all can fuck and let
y'all all fuck me together?
Holding hands.
We don't got a whole hands, but like, we might have to bro it up.
We might have to bro it out.
I like how we're creating these like these fucking like bring the darkest shades possible.
Yeah.
And a couple of jimmy's.
Like odds are probably just to be a pizza party.
Everyone's going to be like on some COVID shit and we're going on.
What we're here thinking about like, oh.
Bro, she just said it.
She said in the email is going to be a gloria.
Bro, this is sex.
You're going home with more than COVID.
In the email.
How much thing this calls set up?
For her?
It's probably like,
free.
1020 bands she's putting into this party for sure.
How do you think she's playing 20 bands?
Bro, she just said she had it to take a heat.
She's bringing Siberian dogs to race.
She said she makes 200K a month.
Everything's going to be made out of marble.
She says Siberian race war.
What the fuck does that mean?
There's going to be Siberians trying to start some race shit.
Some racist Siberians.
Bro, I don't understand what.
She said a tamaki bar.
I think that's when the bitch lays out and they put the sushi on top.
That sounds like a moose-a-strain.
Imagine that's your invitation.
You're the tamaki girl.
I could have just made that up, but I think that's what that means.
Tamaki girl?
It sounds like some exotic weed.
That does.
She got some exotic.
Yeah.
Can I throw this out?
You don't want it.
It's actually disgusting.
It looks like beans now.
I don't want to take one bite, but I feel like that's going to give me a cold.
That's going to give me a cold turn on my stomach.
Where did you get this at the fucking earmark or something?
Walmart are you're tripping Walmart sushi I did it as a joke I didn't actually do it like
Yes you did make it you is one missing yeah no I ate one because I want I kind of want to try I'm hungry as shit
But it's even the was not you you pre put the wasabi here was already there it was already there
No I put it there yeah I was gonna say it's no way this tastes like with the ginger though for sure fuck with ginger it's disgusting
You want to hang out and go get food after yeah this already got like
I got a listening party I'm gonna have really we're not parasites up in the stream or something
No, for Dro Kenji
Who's that?
That's your artist or something?
You like I wish
No, that's internet money
Really?
So can I close this?
Yeah, yeah, go crazy
Go crazy
This ginger's smacking though
I feel like even the rats
In the alley will not eat that
But yeah
I saw fucking skunks and possums
Yeah, this nigga said
It was possums
Finn to run a bitch
They're not gonna fuck with that
They got better shit
In the trash
I'm saying like
Nicky don't let him in
He was like they already ran inside
I'm like nigga
Bro those possums
Are dining on leftover wag
You left over Ike like sandwiches left over subway bro they don't live in life yeah exactly
Leftover Jersey Mike's I'm a Jersey Mike's enthusiast bro roaches they're probably eating our roaches
getting faded oh you meant like food I mean like you meant like weed roaches they're witting our
leftover redish all the big chief edibles facts all the expired ones we throw away no there's no big
chief edibles here though actually there is the dummies right right here I'm tripping
You're sweating right now like you're at the fucking orgy.
I'm just like moist all the time, honestly.
Like this is.
Yeah, I want to take it down.
Especially I got this hoodie on.
I'm hot as fuck.
Bro, that's some good shit right there.
I got a tight ass little tea on underneath.
So it's part of your.
Yeah, it's a part of the drip.
That's one thing I never do.
It's stuck on my body one day.
I never make a hoodie.
A hoodie a part of my fit because I'm always getting sweaty as shit.
Yeah, I'm, yeah.
That rhymes.
That rhymes.
I could only do jackets.
Like, if I could take it off, you know.
But like, hoodie, that's commitment, bro.
You know.
No, that's like like it has to be raining.
Like so like there's a 7-Eleven by my house that sells pro clubs like like underneath the fucking apples and bananas.
This is right.
So like every time I like stop at 7-Eleven, I literally buy like a new pro club.
So I have like different sizes.
What is a pro club?
Pro club is just a white t-shirt.
Wait.
So it's a brand.
It's a brand of like thick white t-shirts.
It's like some LA.
It's like LA like you go to the liquor store.
You can buy these turts.
But like the thing is like they were so special here like people would flip them inside out just to
that people know that was yeah literally i forgot about that in school it's like highbees bro
and ipee hud highbees like hud highbees like 2006 you would disrespect the nigga by ripping
the tag off of their pro club oh that's fucked up oh wait hold off profile that's fighting words bro
are you joking you rip my tag you ripped the pro i can't flex correctly no more wait i have a question
i feel like you're the type of per you know you see a little dirk's post about he doesn't wear the
same underwear like twice first of all he has a closet full of new underwear first of all i'm not
like that. But I'm saying it's expensive.
I could see you. I'll watch my Supreme Boxers
and wear them again. You resold them
with the skin mark. I saw that post.
That was one of the funniest memes. You kind of
got to break boxers in too. Like, you know,
it takes it like three wears to really know
if you like them. I agree. I agree. You think so?
Fresh boxers suck. Because they're like tight on your balls the first
time. I like them tight at my balls. I don't want my balls
just flying. The rubber feels all clunky.
My balls are a little loose. I don't want them to just be flying
everywhere. Briefs or boxers? Briefs.
But I'm wearing boxes right now, but briefs.
Boxes all there. Boxer.
hoodies they're like all saggy but if you like take that off wait like come up you wear boxers like the plaid ones
i got them i got platt ones on right now i got tidy whitties on right now i'm kidding you gotta grow up
bro listen i don't like to wash clothes so like nika i smack you know smack target real quick
i bought like three bros there i feel like briefs bro you do i'm on my box of shit right now i feel like
i'm feeling boxer energy like our gal barely we just started you guys worked out we just started you guys worked out
together. Well, what I was like once, but we're on that.
For people who like are active.
Because they like keep your balls intact. Yeah, it keeps
your balls intact. But like, what are you doing?
I'm just letting them be free right now.
He's calling you out. I'm free balling.
Don't they get caught? No. I have stretch marks
on the inside of my thigh next to my balls.
Why? How can you see that? Because I just, you know, they grew so big.
They're just beating against. Do you inspect your body
for stretch marks or differences? Like, oh.
I mean, if you are inside your own body, I'm pretty sure you would notice.
I have never been inside my own body.
Excuse me.
I'm saying like intro.
Like,
you know,
like you would notice
if something different changed.
You're not going to notice
you have stretch marks
on the rim of your asshole.
Well,
I'm not,
nigger.
You want me to fucking
band over upside down.
You said you found stretch marks on your balls.
Your thighs are right in front of you.
How often do you look right there?
Bro, what do you talk?
You got to take shit a day.
I don't even look at my dick when I pissed,
dude.
There's no way you look at that.
When you shave your balls.
You're a fucking weird old, Yuri.
When you shave.
When you shave your balls with Manscape, you'll be able to see the fucking, all the changes.
Maybe that's why I don't look down.
I just see a tumbleweed.
I'm just like, what are you going on?
Yeah, if you trimmed your balls up, put a little, put a little of the, it feels like you're gliding when you shave your gooch and shit.
You got to put some ball lotion on it.
Don't judge my balls, guys.
Come on.
We put some bog deodorants, you know, so when Riley goes down there, it smells good.
Bro, continue.
Stop bringing Riley into our shodew.
The story.
You know, all the porn stars and shit, that'd be gaw-
If Kazumi invited you and Riley to the porn orgy.
I would say, hell no.
To the nah, nah, nah, hell no.
You wouldn't do a tent-talk episode?
Yeah, you wouldn't do a tent-talk live from the porn orgy.
The only way I would go to that porn orgy is if I could bring an Orthodox
Christian or Jew with me to get the reaction of the full party.
And I would film it.
That was the most random reason why.
Just because that's like the most sinful thing.
Not to say I'm all Christian and all like, you know, I don't commit any sins, but that just seems like the craziest party, bro.
She said, pick your condoms up in the email.
That's what I'm saying, dude.
What if Adam grabbed you by the ear, we was like, no, you're coming in.
You're coming into the circle jerk.
I would quickly grab a pair of scissors and come my ear off.
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to say one last thing about this.
Is there a pregame circle jerk?
I'm going to say one last thing about this and I'll move on.
If I come fully test, fully test it and fully vacs.
Do I have to use a condom?
You can't fuck me.
No, I'm talking about it.
I'm pregnant.
They're pregnant them.
That's the whole point.
That would be amazing.
You know what?
Because she was one of the ones that was like, you, you, you said, you show me your, your vaccination
car.
I'll send you some nudes.
Is it, is it like only vaccine, vacs?
Like, I need the VIP pussy.
Downvote.
I need the VIP pussy.
I don't want to fuck with everybody and everybody wearing condoms and all that shit.
A vaccinated orgy party?
What is this?
I'm saying like, I know, like, I know like, the Kazumi got bread.
So I know this is probably going on in like a pretty big house.
They got booster shots there for show.
They got boosters before you walk in.
They got boosters for your dick as soon as you walk in.
I need a Bluetooth.
Sponsored me.
They got better than Bluetooth, bro.
Yeah, I feel like those are one of the events you'll just see.
No, I used the blue chew and I've, niggas.
It'll just be a water fountain of like blue chew liquid.
Oh.
What's it called those like fountains?
In like your Vermont.
It's going to be a red pill blue pill with like a viag, like a rhino.
Wow.
You all had the ones at the gas station?
No, I'm not fucking with that.
I fucking bet you this party is going to be...
I thought I got heart problems already.
Yeah, I'm not going to add that.
I did that with my friend once, who was a dude, but not like that.
What?
Not like that.
You all were just editing videos?
No, no, no.
No, I lie.
I lie.
Listen, so this girl, this girl that she actually used to come around on the mail road store all the time, right?
She went to jail with this scammer nigga for a year.
And I used to talk to her.
Wow.
I used to talk to her, like, on the phone and shit.
When she was like, oh, my God.
I can't wait.
to come home, like, please give me some dick when I get home.
Wow.
So I'm like, so by the time she gets out, she gets out, like, after a year, I'm like, all right,
I got to go over there, like, I got to put my game face on.
I got to put my game face on.
So I took one of those fucking gas station ones and it had me like medium hard.
But for a really long time, though, but it wasn't like, I wasn't like fully like, mm.
You were like, you had to press it in.
bro literally
oh god
wow
you gotta like stuff
you gotta like
dump it in there
you gotta do this
and shit
no
how many times
a day do you jerk off
you take the tip
and you just push it
and you're just
with your finger
and you pray to God
and stay stiff
you like
you push it
you push the tip in
with your finger
and you just
just squish that shit in
yeah
it was
you gotta jerk off
like three to five times
a day
and you won't even need
that blue chew
bro you are tripping
you jack out three
to five times a day
bro you're not gonna
it's for your own
did you not hear
Adam's speech about the prostate cancer?
He's not listening to nothing to the Adam.
He's informed me because I'm interested. No, no, no.
The more you jack off, the less likely you are to get
prostate cancer. Yeah, but that's just a rumor. That's not true. That's not a rumor.
There's no fact. Some guy jacked off hundreds of times to prove this correct.
That's a stupid life. Did he have cancer and then he like lost it?
Yeah, he like, he just jacked off so much that he lost cancer.
He can be noted out the tumor. He's like, oh. That's like a stupid ass like Twitter form fact.
Just like a weird porn fact from like those Twitter pages.
You never heard that like the more you nut, the more likely your kids going to be healthy.
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That was hard.
You know what I just realized?
I never finished going through my drip check and we never went through any of your guys.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's do that.
Let's do that.
Okay.
I want to say one thing about Yeri's fit, though.
Every single piece he had, he's like, I don't know where this came from.
I don't know the brand name.
Because of my memory, dude, I'm sorry, dude.
And the same thing with these shoes.
Someone sent me custom shoes, 10-talk shoes with Harmonious man on the side.
I also don't remember who gave me these.
And I extremely apologize.
I shout everyone out on my Instagram because that's where I could double-check shit.
But do you get free clothes?
I do.
Ever since I came on this podcast, has been great.
Should I do this?
Yes, yes.
Yeah, Bob, I don't know how you don't get free clothes.
He don't give a fuck about clothes, bro.
Yeah.
I could see that.
I don't like taking free shit from anybody because I always, like, feel like I have to pay them, you know?
No, it depends.
No.
It depends.
I know, dude.
I'm gladfully taking free clothes.
You know how many, like, smaller brands that I literally took from zero to, like, nothing?
This is a free.
By just, like, wearing their shit or, like, whatever.
So it's like, instead of me buying it, like, nigga, you got to pay me to wear your shirt.
No, House owns a formula in, like, underground streetwear.
Me and my movies have all agreed that this is the guy if you want, and everybody wants to put some, some bread in your
your pockets, put some bread in house phones pockets.
He's the best model you can choose.
And he doesn't even have an IG.
He don't even got an IG, man.
I feel like I'm like a mystical creature like.
Exactly.
Wow.
Bro, you have a cult fan base.
I always say it.
Speaking of Playboy Cardi, I can't fucking tell this nigga and nothing anymore.
Why?
I told him, something that I wasn't supposed to say.
He's a stand.
He fucking went and made a whole video about it.
No, I didn't.
I think I didn't even know I was on.
He was on stream when I was telling him or something like that.
Wow.
It's all right.
I can't believe you would do that, dude.
I, Bob.
Not kidding, I don't know.
First of all, I thought we were like this.
This is what you told me.
Like this?
I was talking.
Let's not bring it up anymore.
I was talking to somebody and they said it was hard.
That's all you told me.
That was,
that was confirming that it was even a thing.
Like, that was actually a thing because nobody knew.
Well, no shit.
He posted on his Twitter saying, like, let's drop this shit to his label.
But he did.
I think he scrapped him and was doing it again.
Just like a whole lot of red.
I don't know.
Is the whole lot of red deluxe going to come out?
No.
I don't think so.
No.
I don't be so far.
We're all extremely disappointed.
Let's let's stay in.
Oh, the drip.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
So my turn.
Give us a, give us a toe to head.
Okay.
From toe to head, I got like some Reebok.
I forgot.
I think these are called the beatniks or something like that.
You see?
Oh, those are fire.
Yeah, gone from, from bodega.
From the bodega.
From the bodega.
Just to go to the bodega.
I made these pants.
Let me hit that.
This shirt.
I have a cold sword.
I like thrifted it in Mexico City.
I never have one either.
This jacket.
Shout to Fresh I.M. ATL.
They gave me this jacket right here.
That's purple inside.
That's crazy.
It's super crazy, bro.
That's nice.
No, I want that.
Do you made that t-shirt?
No, I bought it in Mexico City like a, like a store.
Shut the fuck.
I was like, man.
You should remake that, honestly.
I'm God, it's my favorite shirt.
And, uh, Versachian's my favorite.
Bring me one.
Bro.
Bring me a list of fucking drip from Mexico.
Next time you come back.
I don't fucking lace you up.
No, shout to Mexico City.
They had like, hell of, bro.
They have like Dover Street type shit over there.
Like, they had a store where it was just all just like exclusive,
tactical. No way.
Did you talk about the shades?
Yeah, Versace.
Those are my favorite.
I've been trying to buy this off him
for like two years.
Yeah, fun of fact,
these are like Cam, girl, I stole them for a real.
Yeah, I do.
Wow.
I still have them.
I'll go fuck.
Yeah, I'm, hey, listen.
I look flying.
Lawsuit impending.
Bro, I was on my little Uzi shit,
and I was fucking this girl
and I stole her fucking Louis Vuitton scarf
and I was wearing that shit.
I wore her shit on here, actually.
Louzy don't fuck girls, though.
Remember Britney Renner?
She was like,
he wouldn't even fuck me.
He only let her suck his wing
Oh wow
His wean
That's clean
Because sometimes
Okay
Okay let's get
Let's get the Bob drip down
And then we'll
Oh my God
Y'all are gonna be repulsed
All right so I got this
I think it's like longfellow
Or something
Like the good longfellow
It's a target
It's good fellow
Good fellow
These shits are fire
Longfellow
They are comfortable
I think it's like 20 bucks
I get in a medium
So it's like a nice tight fit
The Russian fit
No you got good airport
fit right now. Yeah, exactly.
Literally, you got I just hopped off the plane fit.
Literally, I just hopped the plane.
I went to Walmart afterwards, got some nasty-ass shoe.
I can't believe that you went into Walmart and was like...
I got it because I wanted to like make a joke.
But that's literally it.
Your stomach's not going to be a joke.
Well, I spit it out.
The sushi roll is literally all right here.
I didn't digest it.
Why did you offer it to us then?
I told you all it was nasty.
I wanted to try it.
I still want to try it.
If you didn't eat it, why would you offer it to us?
I didn't.
Different people got different people got different.
That's crazy, bro.
Okay.
I'm kidding.
Then I got these Nike.
These are actually caught fly.
Do you like these or not?
I feel like those like some like Russian sweats.
So I fuck with them.
Okay.
So I'm gonna say that's a dis.
That's not a dis.
I'm Russian.
Oh, okay.
It's my culture.
That my girl's mom got me.
So shut out her.
And then I got the classic black vans on that are beat up.
I hate shoes that are super clean.
Sox that used to be my swag in my 20 socks on I always wear cool socks. Oh are those Adidas yeah
The bucket hat too though. Oh yeah this this is his his live stream hat
How many times have you worn that hat like probably hundreds you kept it pretty clean yeah I'm scared to be white
Because I don't really leave my house
So like well I don't so your hands are probably clean I don't leave the house with this hat
Okay it's my stream has so your hands are probably clean and then
Yeah, you probably aren't.
You're just sitting there on stream.
Like, you're probably not even touching it.
Why is the piece sign bucket hat, your stream hat?
I just, it was like, damn, it's just the swag.
It was $1.99 on Alibaba.
Wow.
That's the, that's.
You went on Alibaba for that?
Did it take like three months?
I was just looking online for new hats and then I just found this.
And that's, and that's what, speaking of new hats,
it's good segue.
My boy, Brian Sebastian came and brought me a custom high rollers.
Pittsburgh hat
I don't know why I always love Pittsburgh hats
Probably because of Mac Miller
Shout out my boy
What's up man
So look so at the pop up
At the pop up this nigga made me give away
My personal one
So you made a
Wow
That one looks fire
This is crazy right
Even the tiny logo is bedazzled
Yeah bro
Everything is bedazzled
God damn
The hot roller 7 7s
With the red 7s on the side
Come on
You gotta do like an addition
I'm pushing of six at the drop.
That'd be hard.
I don't even know what hat I'm wearing right now.
That's, oh.
Fuck that.
Damn.
I'll pick that up.
I'm kidding.
Yes, sir.
Yo, that's a fire hat, dude.
Yeah, man, I needed this.
And that segues into your fit.
Exactly.
Oh, yeah.
So I got the custom, Brian Sebastian,
high rollers, 777, Pittsburgh fitted.
He made me one that had pink, the pink pee at first.
Then I was like, I need the yellow.
I need the yellow.
Black and yellow, black and yellow.
Pushing P.
Shout out with Scalia.
Wait,
he said,
Huh?
Push your beat.
Thought you said,
Twisty P.
Oh,
tomorrow.
You better not be late.
You better than to be late.
You know, I'm in face time every day, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
He still,
wait, wait, wait, wait,
let me finish the drip,
and then I have to say something.
We got the exclusive high rollers,
you know,
designed by somebody on Blasey's team.
I forgot who.
Shout out to Nate, man.
We got the,
we got the,
all made.
It's not all made,
but it's the made,
nylon,
track pants.
These are,
these are my favorite.
pants. I had these and an olive pair.
I literally wear these pants every day.
And then again, I brought the off-white fives back in the building again.
No wonder you sweat, though. You're wearing like a whole fucking sauna suit.
Yeah, no, bro.
Looks like you're about to go snowboarding almost with those pants.
Yeah, no, I've got a whole snowboarding fit on.
But what were you about to say?
What was I was a segue into?
You were about a segue into...
Something.
I forgot what it was to...
Today's topics.
Did you talk about your shoes?
Yeah, that I keep fucking wearing these every fucking, oh, wait, I have the perfect thing to segue into.
Manscape, let's shave my balls.
No, the official high rollers volume four drop is going to be tomorrow at 12 p.m. Pacific Standard Time.
We drop in the pink and creams, the black yellow and greens, and the white, red, and greens.
Fire.
With the company and merch, we got to be.
We got matching hoodies, matching t-shirts.
Yo, where Brian go?
The pink shoes are really cool.
Brian, come back real quick.
I like the pink ones and the Gucci color way.
Can I go really far?
Yeah, actually the hummys wearing some of this.
I'm going to give you guys a little preview.
Oh, shit.
Is he in the bathroom or something?
Hold on.
But yeah, so.
I definitely want to get some of those pink ones.
Those pink ones are fire.
I'm so excited about this drop, bro.
Like, people have been fucking, people have been horny as fuck just like hitting me up,
like trying to get like these specific shoes that I
dropping and you know we brought we brought a lot of them on the pop to the pop-up
and people thought it was going to be a pop-up only exclusive but so we got to we
had to throw it online now but this is one of the hoodies that's going to be dropping my
boy Brian was wearing it oh oh there you go fire a little bit and then if you could
kick off just one shoe kick one off real quick I'm gonna give them I'm gonna give
them a real detail like oh people have been
The pink ones are hell of cool, bro.
I definitely want those too.
Brian, I'm going to keep him in good shape.
You've been wearing these a lot.
No, that's one thing, though.
You could tell he's actually, like, stepping out in them.
So that's good.
Yeah, man.
So y'all make sure, y'all tap the fuck in, man.
Tomorrow, Pacific, 12 p.m.
Pacific standard time.
I'm going to be preparing for the Twissy P interview.
Yes, sir.
I'm glad you're putting all these online because we had,
I had a lot of people DMing me asking me, like,
please buy me this stuff from.
the high rollers drop and I'm like, bro, I can't do that, blah, blah.
A lot of people are asking me about it.
Anybody that.
But now they have the opportunity to get it online.
You know what I mean?
Like so.
Don't be annoying and just fucking order the shit online, bro.
And also don't fucking, don't fucking bother me anymore.
Like, hey, quiet on the set, guys, quiet on the set.
Hey, guys, quiet on the set.
Please, please, please.
But, yeah, so it's like having your own brand niggies is going to just be like,
asking you for shit
yo bro
can you fucking go to the warehouse
and go give me some
like
there's only certain
I feel like they're trolling though
no
these are like my friends
they're out there is
they're not trolling
I thought you meant like
stands who
well no even them too
there's definitely people
hitting me up with like
cash shop ready
PayPal ready
like give me the high roller shoes
give me the high roller sweater
I'm like dude I can't
I don't like bro
can't do that
like anyone want to say
high roller shit
you can pay pal me
yeah I mean bro
just make sure
make sure you're up
and awake tomorrow
Make sure you're up, like maybe set an alarm for like 11 a.m.
And then boom, as soon as it, as soon as 12 p.m., the website is going to be open.
So that's another thing, too.
Hey, we drop twins too.
I'm dropping tomorrow as well.
Go get my collection, man.
We're dropping the whole shit.
We go get a pair of shoes and then go fucking running up and get some shit from Blasie, too.
Yeah, man.
If y'all fuck with disconnect, the y'all got show love tomorrow, man.
We know you're getting pigs this Friday.
Come on, man.
Show some fucking love to both of us, bro.
but yeah like um bro
i'm excited for your job though bro for real man i'm really hoping that this one
is a fucking a knock off the park wait i don't want to do too much self promo can i say one last
thing though bro i literally get your promo all right for sure the candle will be released with
network tomorrow man i'm super duper excited over that so the cop candle or the money in the
shoe the money stack yeah the money stack in the shoe box the burning desire candle will be with network
We're releasing that for about like 72 hours on there before we do it on our site on Monday
But everything else and it is another shit will be on there on Friday
I can't look at it's a legit candle it's a tiny little shoebox with a cash yeah yeah yeah yeah awesome yeah
Oh you could have just you could bring that to the origin you know how some girls I hear yeah light it on fire yeah
The camman check it wax we got the hundred stack candle man
Let me see beautiful that's my favorite packaging projects for sure
The matchbook is a check of nothing personal.
Super, super cool.
All the details are really nice.
Yeah.
I'll get you one.
I don't like my should be too curved, honestly.
It's weird because.
Yeah, because it's kind of like printed on there, but I've done like a whole melt test
and it kind of just like, it's like, it's like coded.
Yeah, it deflates and then it just like decimates, you know.
Bro?
Bro, you're like one of the fucking sickest motherfuckers I ever met in my life.
When you first told me that shit, I'm like, what's wrong with this nigga?
It's cool because it just like, it just reminds me of like hanging out of my
homies back in the day, getting stone, thinking of crazy.
Your homies is not making crazy as shit like this and making hell of money.
No, that's what I'm saying is like, you think of crazy ideas and no one's really like putting
like thought to action.
And like every idea, stoner crazy idea that Blatsey has, he makes it, you know.
This is the type of niggas you need around you that just, it's not even no thought.
It's like, bro.
It's like, oh shit.
I really just want to represent all the, I don't want to sound cringy, but I don't want to
and all the stoners that just be thinking about stupid shit, you know what I mean?
That's what I do.
That's everyone, you know?
I don't know if you, like, had a collab with somebody else that made more than we made off the perk shit.
But we literally was just sitting at your crib on some random shit.
Yeah, we had fun.
Best ideas, bro.
But look, you know what?
When we talked about it, like, well, we talk about every show.
But, like, the first time we really sat there.
We would stop talking about this at one point.
Because you know why?
Bro, on TikTok, it's a bunch of kids being like, I just got to.
Jersey on Amazon, bro, and it's just thousands of comments.
Wow.
And I'm like, I know for a fact, these motherfuckers heard what we were saying, like, wait,
the shit's on Amazon and they fucking blew the gates down and it's all over.
You know what?
If you catch somebody, Rocket, I think the Yomack.
Yeah.
If niggas, if niggas got like a, if niggas got like the Philadelphia.
Yeah.
Yeah, like the 76ers one, nigga, you're not valid and you might get packed out.
You have to get on your pita shit and throw a bucket of blood on them.
Or fake blood on that's the first official
Oh god
Perg juice
Yeah
Perg juice
Bunch of red
Slushy
Just throw it on somebody
Yeah but your red
Coalate
Just
All right
So
So on this show
We like
We like to add a little
fashion
Part of a segment
And also a music segment
So we like
For sure
Have different things
to talk about
Okay
So we're gonna go through
We've been to go through
Some of the shoe releases
Of the week
Shout out to my boy
Shout out to my boy, Mac.
I'm hungry.
Shout to my boy, Mac, food of Wednesday.
Yeah, yeah.
What are your thing is eating?
Bro, this is stay snacking, dude.
I'm not eating at all today.
That's usually one of the things you don't do during a podcast is eat, but I'm not complaining.
You know, I think it's funny.
It's not like, he's going to be like, rah, right, right.
But listen, I was trying to shout out the hummy.
Shout out to my boy, Matt, who takes the time and goes through and, like, puts together all the, the segments and shit for the week.
So shout out to him.
Shout out to him.
music segment is it like open
we'll we'll get to it but we're we're gonna do the clothing one first
I need the the the list
that's why I asked you to
is that like a cliff bar?
Oh yeah I'm like it's like up
so Adam Adam if you're fucking watching this
I'm only picking up my phone to read this shit
you fucking angry bastard all right
okay let me find it let me find it
first of all you're angry too
who me? I am an angry ass
nigga, I'm not even going to lie.
Yeah.
You know what it is, though?
You know what it is?
People be like thinking I'd be way more serious than I actually be.
Bro, from the last podcast.
People think that I hate Erie.
I know.
Like, we were having a conversation whether the shoes came in a box or not in a box.
And people are DMing me going like,
Housephone's so mean to you, disagreeing with you, blah, blah.
I'm like, am I supposed to be just suck in his day?
They just don't have our friendship.
That's the point of a conversation is to be like,
no, I'm right because of this.
They don't have real male friends.
I believe that's normal.
like talking shit.
Yeah.
But we weren't even really talking shit.
Exactly.
It was just like his, like, he pointed out something that I didn't realize right then and I just couldn't accept it.
And I was just like, no, no, it's not.
I ended up being wrong though, Blasey ended up.
Really?
You guys end up being right.
Fuck all y'all, niggis.
Yeah.
And shout out to the fact.
Everybody was acting like I was stupid.
I told y'all niggis.
I was wrong.
Are you joking?
They really took Yuri's word for it, too.
They're like, man, no, this drip lord right here.
Yeah.
That's why I was mad too
I'm like okay did youri Uri?
All of a sudden you fucking know about Louis Vuitton
Bro you know it's real drippy
Oh my God
The 10 talks T-shirts
Yeah
That shit's our fire
I'm not gonna argue
No fuck all that
Fuck all that
Who confirmed this
That I was right
Somebody in my DMs
Like they just like
Oh Yuri's tripping
Or no
Yuri actually spoke on it
Bro you you show like
Look at this DJ Calib box
I was like
No but the DJ Calab box
It wasn't the same shoes
It was different shoes
That was like a DJ had a custom though
But also they gave him free pair
So maybe his
But that was like a custom pair was different
That was a custom pair
That has nothing to do with a
Bishu collared
That's what I'm saying
So there's a
It's so dumb
Right
A Louis Vuitton Nike clap
The pair of Louis Vuitton Air Force
And it became in boxes
No no it came
There was like a huge Louis Vuitton trunk
A huge orange Louis Vuitton trunk
A nice one
Was like Nike
Leather Nike emblems on it
All types of shit
Probably like a 10
thousand dollar truck. Yeah, it looked expensive as
fuck and Yuri was trying to convince me that this
was not a separate item that was going to be
sold, that it was like the shoes were going to come
in this box, but
that trunk was going to be
10 times the amount
that the shoe was going to be.
But it's a raffle to begin with. Yeah, yeah.
And then also it doesn't make sense to
sell shoes with a box separate.
I'm like, it's like merchandise. Louis Vuitton
makes luggage. That's one of their
that's their heritage. Bro, like
so it makes complete sense. All the girls got
Louis Vuitton luggage and not put the shoes in there?
Why would you put the shoes in there?
I mean, you can put the shoes in there, but they're not going to give you,
they're not going to give you a trunk like that for free, Yuri.
I keep trying to tell you.
Step your game up Louis Vuitton.
How did you accept that you lost and you're still fighting to prove your points?
Yeah, you still try to prove a point that don't make no sense.
What do you mean?
This is that Apple shit where like, hey, here's this iPhone.
Charger comes separately for 80 bucks or 40 bucks.
No, I'm not saying that it's not bullshit.
You're like, oh, okay, I guess this makes sense now.
Actually, it's not bullshit because, bro, if you know anything about, like, designer leather goods.
Yeah, that's a bad analogy, you're a terrible analogy.
That's like saying you go to the Apple store and you expect an iPhone from a charger purchase.
If I buy a phone?
That's exactly what it is.
That's like you buying headphones and thinking that an iPhone comes with it for free.
I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying.
The shoes are like a cool two bands, but that truck is 10K.
But just to get into the shoes, you have to spend.
$2,000 doesn't go
into the shoe payment. The shoe payment is
different. So you're going to spend at least
$35 to $4,000 on
just a pair of shoes and it's not going to come
with the trunk. They'll probably end up
reselling for like 10 racks.
Yuri, you're at Louis Vuitton. Yeah, you're not
going there to look for a sticker.
You're not a tilly. You drop it back. I'm too
broke to understand this longer.
You're looking for the Haynes Louis Vuitton
shirt in the front. Yeah, right.
Yuri asked me, I asked Yuri
was the most expensive thing that he ever bought for himself and he said my shoes.
Yeah.
I'm like $200.
You got a, you got to splurge a little bit, though.
I praise the God.
Thank the Lord's.
Thank to no jumper.
Thanks to the people sending me clothes.
I haven't bought anything other than the rare ass pieces drops like for two years, dude.
How often do you get free clothes?
All the time.
At least like at least a couple times a month.
Give me a, like how many outfits can you put together per month?
Yuri wears the same three outings every week.
I will gladly wear the same pair of pants like three times a week and not care.
But people like Housewin and Blas would be like, what's up with you wearing the same pants all the time?
Because when you really try, you'd be putting that shit on.
You kind of, I'm going to give you like a seven.
I have to try today because I know today's the drip on.
Yeah, today's the drip off.
Like if I saw you at the gas station, I'd be like, you want some shit.
Bro, shout to the person who may be, oh, his name is a Lil Drip Customs with a Z.
I'm going to give you 10 out of 10.
You got 10 talk customs fucking Janowski.
He put trumes on my shoe.
First of all, I haven't even seen
nobody wear Janowski's in about 10 years.
I got to film a trick in these, dude.
I have to.
Can you ask that guy if he can give me a pair of 10 talk
Janowski's as well?
He will gladly do it, I bet you do.
Bro, that way, no, what you need to do?
Yo, no, yeah, we need disconnected forces.
Liljrip customs, hit us up, bro.
We need the disconnected forces in my deans.
We need disconnected high rollers.
Oh, and Bobelam gets his own pair, too?
No, you have to disconnect the color way.
That'll be hard.
We might have.
I mean, I think, I think we should start
with the no jumper color way.
Yeah.
And then we should work our way.
Yeah.
No, someone asked me like, when are you guys going to do this?
Connect.
I feel like we got beyond the 10th episode at least to like...
Shit, we might have to knock out like 50 before we start doing shit like that.
Oh, we could knock out the collection.
That's what I was wondering.
It's like when I saw that text message.
I was like, is 10 episodes too early or, you know?
For what?
For a collab?
For a shirt drop of disconnect.
Yeah.
Where do you draw the line?
Like 25th?
25th show?
10 weeks is a long time.
Yeah, that's like at least two months plus.
You know, two and a half.
Yeah.
So do y'all have like a P.O.
But I have, I've only been here for three.
You got a P.O.
Let's get a disconnected P.O. box.
Yeah, because if they just sit it straight here,
Yuri might fucking steal it.
No, not me.
Bossanooga will steal it.
That's the homie.
But, you know what I'm saying?
No, they don't trust Boston.
They can just like get the name that's disconnected.
Is Bossa the sneakiest one on the low?
He has horny honey, dude.
What does that mean?
What are you talking about?
Bro.
Oh, the honey packs?
The honey packs?
He gave one to Riley.
Oh, behind my back.
What?
He gave Riley a bluechoo?
Basically
You gave your girlfriend, what?
I come home, Riley's like
Bossanova, come in here right now.
What the fuck did you get?
I come home, Riley's like, shut up.
You're playing, right?
She's like, Bosnola gave me me me.
Are you joking?
I swear to God.
She's like, Bosnome gave me this horny.
No, HR?
Are you joking?
I swear to God.
Hey, house phone's HR for today, bro.
You got to get on his ass.
That's not good in the workplace.
Come here.
so
Yuri
just told us
a very interesting
story that you gave
his girlfriend
a horny honey package
why did you think
that that was okay
Basanova?
I'm not complaining
it was a good night
but like
it sounds like
Basanova was trying to have the good night
but when Riley told me that
I was like
interesting
I just thought it was
Is this a part of y'all weird?
Obviously, I don't think anything weird because we've been talking about it.
Is this a part of y'all weird, like behind the scenes rivalry?
No, no, no, no.
They have four songs.
I believe he's misconstruing the story.
I believe I gave it to Yuri.
He's like, you don't know.
I caught female versions of a horny drug.
And it was supposed to be for another girl.
And then she capped off.
And so I gave it to Yuri.
Or I also left a lot on the table over here.
Okay.
Okay, so I now
Okay, I took a couple shots before the podcast
Now I were fully remember the story
He handed it to me
And then I was like, I was like, babe, here's this horny honey
From boss, I was kidding boss
I was not trying to throw you under the bus
I was kidding
I was crazy, though
I was fucking around the whole time
Boss is not trying to
Brian pumper my girl
You know
Yeah, bro, what's up man?
You're trying to egg her
Who's that one guy?
Is that why she ain't been coming in?
I haven't seen her in like a week
Mike it, Matt.
Come on.
All right,
I'm glad he's back on.
That's my first cameo.
That was your first?
Shout to boss.
Shout out my boy, bossing, man.
Yeah, come on, man.
Shout out big ski.
Make sure y'all subscribe to Ski TV, man.
You'll see what it is too.
And make sure.
Oh, facts.
Hey, listen, go comment.
Go comment on Ski TV on Instagram and tell,
and say that I want to see House Phone on,
what's the name of your podcast?
I'm sorry.
I love.
What more?
Lidcast.
The Lidcast.
Come on, bro.
Did you guys notice what pants?
I need to be on the lit cast, bro.
Oh, facts.
And we're going to bring big ski on disconnected.
Don't do that.
Oh.
Don't do that.
We're about to have fun.
That's what I'm saying.
Facts, exactly.
I know.
I can't, I can't, look, I can't turn up, but I'll turn up in spirit.
No, fuck that.
You said up.
You're dying tonight.
You're going into a cone.
We're going up for show.
How so.
Did you notice what pants boss was wearing?
Yeah, the Jinkos.
The Jankos.
And he bought them, bro.
He's on the,
wave, dude. That's it.
He's coming back, bro.
He started it.
Yeah, bossa might be like top five drippiest.
Yeah, honestly, like, if we really think about it, top three.
Sometimes I feel like boss is a low key billionaire.
We need Trev and Bosset to, like, have like a fit off.
Oh, they're probably definitely the ones.
The drip off.
The versus battle.
Let, Bossa said that's easy.
I definitely did not get it on this podcast from my drip.
You know what I mean?
That's good.
Into the drip off?
He'd be in great.
Yeah, he'd be dripping.
Honestly, I'm not going to lie.
You got that.
That shirt's at least $200.
Bro.
That's one of the hardest shirts, bro.
I think it was Joe Button who said a guy who wears tie-dye, you know he makes money.
I love tie-dye.
Or you know he makes psychedelics.
Oh, that too.
Not to get all dark, but my homegirl who recently passed away, we like went to go, like,
clinging out her room and grab a bunch of stuff.
Niggas, she had a tie-dye-stis-stucy shirt.
It's your chest hair.
Your chest hair is in my shot.
finish what I'm saying.
Niggas, she had a tie-dye stushi shirt in her closet that I had since like ninth grade.
And I'm like, how to fuck?
I'm like, how to fuck does she get this shirt?
What is this?
Didn't she, like, from what I know, she was like a drippy person.
Like she knew about clothes and all this.
So I'm not surprised.
Yeah.
I actually.
She got you like a pair of shoes or like a legendary pair of shoes somehow.
She did.
Like Loki.
Oh, no, the Revenge Storms before they even came out.
Exactly.
And she got me a green pair.
Yeah.
I'm not surprised she's tapped in.
I won't say how.
Actually, fuck it, because she wouldn't care.
She stole a pair from Ian Conner's house and then brought them to me and sold them to me for like $100 bucks before they even came out.
Bro, that's the type of shit that makes stuff cooler.
Bro.
Shout out to her, bro.
How did he get this?
Oh, you can't even buy it.
I have to do this, this, this, this, this is not here no more.
So what are you going to do there?
But yeah, not even that.
It's cool to say like, yo, he can't even buy this shit.
I had to fucking pull a mission.
It was like, I've seen them online.
I was like, oh my God.
What the fuck?
How much are they worth now?
I mean, that original pair?
$85 bucks.
Yeah, honestly, like, they dropped in price a lot.
Why?
Because, like, the allegations.
No, I mean, no, no, no.
What happened?
What happened was they got bootlegged out the game.
No, it gets deep.
They, I don't know exactly who, but they sold the rights to, like, Ali Express or one
of these, like, manufacturers just to, like, produce them in China.
They just went ballistic.
Bro, there's, like, a whole Instagram of, like, like, Revenge Storm, Japan, and they have
these crazy.
colorways that never came out and shit like that and I'm like damn like they legit like he probably
truth be totally probably saw the company you know what I mean oh and then we not even we not even
mentioned then then fucking Eric Kai comes through and you know it's funny when me and coo were
making high rollers like we're on the phone thinking of different ideas and coo said what if we
put a lightning bolt on Air Force 1 and I was like hell no that's gonna be way too corny we never do
that. You know what? I think I've seen that. I've seen like a photo of that. Yeah.
Because we remember. We were literally making that. And we're like, nah, we can't do that.
That's too corny. And then boom, now this guy is a fucking bazillionaire.
But that's because of his reputation. Anything he touches turns to gold type of show.
No, no. We're talking about this guy, uh, cool Kai.
Shout to cool Kai though, because I would say like, he's somebody that like kept it consistent
and kept it on. Man, he came out with the craziest cut. So basically he took a Jordan one and put
like the lightning bolt on the side of it.
And said the Nike.
Yeah, I think this character got on right there.
I'd be peeping that.
Is he?
This little like...
Take them off.
Let me see.
That thing is wearing vans, bro.
He is not wearing vans, bro.
He is wearing...
Those are the vans, but they look like sneaker.
They're cool guys.
It's not even a lightning boat.
It's cool guys.
Are they really?
Wait, let me see.
That's the paper boy doll.
Bro, they're cool kinds.
Okay.
I'll give you that.
I'll give you that.
I'll give you that.
I'll give you that.
Yerie, I relate to you now.
Just kidding.
That's a tough challenge.
It's a tough challenge.
I had these weird vans that have a V on them.
So that's what I thought that was.
Yeah.
But,
not bad,
yeah, shots are cool kind, man.
Definitely.
He's been strong armed.
He's been killing it, bro.
He's been killing it.
You had maybe like five dozen people do the, you know,
do their own perspective on the Jordan silhouette or the Air Forces.
But he's someone who kept it like,
okay, this is going on.
All right.
Next week, see me here.
He stayed on it.
Yeah.
He stayed on it.
Yeah.
He's got Dead Man Burns on there, too.
Dead Mountain Burns shot.
He's one of the harder.
He makes some of the hardest.
He's just a designer, bro.
He's cold.
Yeah, he is cold.
Yeah, so.
He designed the flyer for my pop-up.
So shout out to him, man.
I'm definitely going to tap in with him more, honestly.
At first I was like...
He slept on.
At first I was like, is this, uh, is this like, you know, like we're like, like,
collabing with the ops because there is, because like he's done shit with the other shoe brands.
Yeah.
But not really.
Can't mix business with personal shit.
Nothing personal.
Nothing per sems tomorrow.
Oh, wow.
Thank you.
What a segue.
That was crazy.
Okay, let's segue into the, let's segue into the, uh, into the, the shoe drops for the week.
All right.
So the first one, let me find it real quick.
By the way, I got a one of my chest hairs in my mouth, too.
Oh, wow.
Dude, I swear to God that.
I don't know what happened.
I think I took a shot of that after I shaved.
You took a shot at his chest here?
And then I, I, I, when I was going to finish it, I realized there was some in there.
I swear to you.
No, I'm so.
If I become a ginger, I'll be so pissed.
I just realized, yeah, I'm rolling this weed off the fucking table.
You're going to be smoking my hair.
There's much worse that's happened.
I'm so hot.
You're high?
From his chest hair.
Yeah, I got, I got it.
I was going to say there's much worse that's happened on this table than chest hair hitting it.
I probably got a common fucking hair all over the weight now.
Bro, calm.
All right, I, I, I, I, I, I don't know, dude.
The first shoe is going to be the Nike Blazer mid-77 jumbo.
Wow.
What is this this represent?
Budu is this.
This just is like things you're shouting out.
These are shoes that are coming out this week.
So we're just like reviewing them.
You know what I'm saying?
How much do those shoes cost?
Bro, I let me get to it.
Release date is the 29th, which is what?
This Saturday?
This Saturday for a price for $110.
I think they're fucking sick as fuck.
Is it going to be hard to get them?
For sure.
I mean, sure, yeah.
But I mean, you could, if there's a will, there's a way.
These are good skate shoes.
I would skate shoes.
Yeah, yeah.
They're SBs.
I see you like Blazers.
I see you like Blazers.
No, they're not.
SBs. These are just a regular blazers.
They look like SB. They're not, though. I'm just telling
you that they're for sure like some Japanese
fucking... Those shoelaces would take a
minute to rip off. Those buns are going to be gone
within the first skate session. A couple heel flips.
A couple heel flips. Those things are gone.
Wait, do... Do SB Blazers
have the fatter tongue too?
I think so.
No. I mean, it's kind of thick.
Those grooves are thicker and more zoomed in.
You know what I mean? This is like a...
Like, wait, who's it a car? Maybe more grip
for like...
For real.
These are called the voos.
Bro, damn.
These are very hard.
Yeah, those are sick.
I usually, I'm not a fan for a lot of shoes, but these are great.
The shit.
Okay.
Okay, at least you can take it off, though.
At least you can take it off.
I'm going to say that's extra.
You're not going to be able to skate anymore.
That looks like, no, it's soft.
People are going to skate these for sure.
That looks like, no, but look, it's a, oh.
Yeah, it really does, right.
But look, there's like a little budding there.
You can take it off the button.
Yeah, that's cool.
It's kind of when people put, like, nuts off the back of their truck.
Are you should that's something?
I literally, it might be like sewed onto it.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
I think it's sold onto there.
If it's sewed onto it, that's so extra.
I'm sorry.
I mean, you can cut it off, but then like the value, you know.
Bro, honestly, I'm gonna be honest.
If it's, if it's like where you can't just take it off.
If these are 110, then I, these are probably going to be hard to get.
These are too nice.
I would buy these for a hundred and easily.
Yeah, even, like the ridging underneath, like underneath the soul looks fucking fire.
I know.
Can we keep going through them and get more pictures of them?
because obviously
That's what I'm saying
Or was that it?
Was that all the picture?
No, no, there's more pictures.
I love the show races.
The ridges are like deeper
and like it's like normal ridges
but more zoomed into like one particular part.
Wait,
wait,
was that,
was that it on the picture of these?
Yeah,
okay,
cool.
Those are cool.
I like these.
All right.
10 out of 10.
All right.
This next one is one of my favorite.
Oh,
okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Do you say 10 out of 10?
We're doing it out of 10?
Yeah.
Give it a seven.
Seven out of 10.
It didn't change my life.
Okay.
Love them.
Don't even ask me.
You could give your opinion on like if you like them or not.
I would not wear them.
Really?
Would you accept them as a Christmas gift?
Yeah, I accepted an NFT for Christmas this year.
Why wouldn't you wear these?
Actually, I like the NFT, but anyway.
He's not.
He's not.
That's not like, I like things that I could rock, and I could not rock that.
What shoes are you wearing right now?
Black vans, but like.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I kind of have some skater shit, but that's like too.
I feel it.
No, I'm not going to lie.
This is too much for me, too.
Like, I'm not...
But I like the creativity of it.
I don't like the super huge Nike check.
I'm kind of over that.
But I like the patchwork.
The fucking...
The fact that the denim is stitched in on the top of the toe.
I like the stretchy part on the back of the heel.
I don't like this fucking weird character thing on it.
It's like giving me nightmares.
Giving me nightmares.
Five nights at Freddy.
But all right, yeah.
Okay, all right.
Let's go to the next one.
This next one is one of my favorite ones.
We got the Nike Dunk low ice
See I would rock those
The release date is coming soon
We don't know when these are coming out
The price is gonna be $110
Oh look these are
They got someone falling off
Wade or like shiny material
It's crushed velvet for show
Yeah, it's like velvet yeah
Okay
These are I'm not too excited about
Crazy bro
Why is that fucking Kintiniazza on the back ankle
It looks like Rudolph
I like the back ankle thing
It looks like when you pull up to Venice Beach and they got the fucking banners hanging.
It looks like it's Venice on the back.
On like Tibetan houses, they'll have those things hanging.
These are the air tote.
The airs Venice Beach.
This looks like a birthday party.
No, this is the birthday cake.
What the fuck?
Yeah, literally.
Whoa, who is, what the fuck is that?
What's up with the socks?
They got a girl in donkey.
That's that what, bro, this literally is giving Kinsenegra vibes.
No, literally turned into a Mexican.
Yeah, no.
Like this.
I wasn't to say that, but it would have been like racist.
No, it would have been spot.
No, it was honestly spot on.
No, but if a white person says that, I'd be like...
But bro, that's exactly what's happening here.
I understand.
I understand.
I know.
I know.
It has the fucking translucent soul.
These are honestly one of the hardest dunks I see.
Yo, Josh, you might go into that shot where it shows the, like the inside of the shoe?
Like, there we go.
You guys see that?
You guys see, it's like someone falling out there, like ski or something.
Yeah, I think that looks cool.
What?
That is a dope.
Yeah.
It's like embroidered on there.
Yeah.
Damn.
That's dope.
I can see Josh wearing those, too.
Look at the tongue, too.
It's like,
bro.
Look at the fucking blue lining, bro.
Oh, that shit is nasty.
Nike's coming harder this year.
Those are beautiful.
How much out of 10 would you give this?
10 out of 10.
Really?
Yeah, I love everything.
These are selling out way harder.
I could wear those with anything
because they're like gray.
I give it an 8.5 just because like
the little Mexican girl inside.
Can you keep going through, Josh?
To see like more pictures of them?
I want to see like the song.
I give it a five out of ten.
Like those are little Santa's elves.
The thing is, like,
like realistically,
like you know bro
I'll be so hot at someone like you know it's gonna be
a bitch to clean them yeah someone's gonna step on
him bro if you know how to protect your shit
you first of all you start off by
you spray it with that spraying them with some protective spray
you do that I think you do that on the crushed velvet
maybe on some suede or like leather
look look I'm gonna keep
I'm gonna keep promoting these niggas even though they ain't paying me
you get some force fields
I bought those two $10 for my
$10 and it will save every bro
these shoes every time I've seen
anybody wear these shoes, they've been crease to fuck up.
Because I don't know what type of weird materials this is.
The fucking force field will save your life, my nigga, on Jesus Christ.
I have shoes that I went out to a party.
I didn't mosh fitted, been on stage, whatever.
And because I sprayed the protective spray and wore my force field, I came home shoes
brand new still.
So I don't know if it's.
And I'm a nigga that, bro.
You might see me on the ground with some shoes and they never see me with them again
because I sold them again.
I sold them or I flipped them or some shit like that.
That's when I found out all celebrities like they might not all buy this shit.
You know, once you find out they rent clothes?
Bro.
You know what's an app now where the niggas rent clothes?
Rent,
like.
I would totally do that.
Really?
Would you?
I would totally do that.
Well, because you and a nigga that don't even care about those too.
I don't know.
Go like some.
Also, like, I don't want to wash it.
I swear to God, I'm allergic to like laundry detergent.
I'll wake up.
You got to get like the.
I get the cleaning.
gentle shit
I get it
I still get high
It got no
It got no type of
I don't know what it is
If house phone rented out his
Like fits
I could see hell
People buying them
That could be like me doing
Cameo
But I'm trick out
Exactly
It's my fit of the day guys
It might be a little too niche
Just because it's like
specific sizes
And hat sizes
And shoe size
I know huh
But look
Going back
Going back to the rented drip
Could we see
Bob a lamb
In a full brick
outfit one day
Wow
Like what
some tight-ass leather jeans.
Just some high heels, some kiss boots.
I see Bobba, I'm wearing this exact fit.
You got to dye your hair fucking silver.
Red.
It's already red shit.
No, fucking, yeah, literally right.
No, I've been like on some Destroy a Lonely, Ken Carson, like, silver hair.
Just full Jifant.
I would do it for the, like, I wonder, like, when you sign an opium, like, you have to dye your hair of that hair color.
Why do they both have matching hair?
It comes with hair dye.
They probably got to do some shit.
Like, academics always talks about.
They got an artist always suck the executives off.
Bro, I'm not going to lie to you.
Like, like, we're going to keep going on the clothing part, but I just wanted to touch on, bro.
I did not realize how fire destroyed lonely was until recently.
And I've been listening to all his old shit literally every day.
He just doesn't drop music on his Spotify and shit.
Whatever this tape is called, like, it's like not even words.
It's just like symbols.
That tape is, like the heart one.
Bro.
That is one of the best.
That's one of the best tapes I ever heard in my life.
From top to bottom is every song is like 10 out of 10.
And Playboy Cardi is so dope too because he's the only one that's like from his freshman list that like really is tapping in on getting good artists.
You know what I mean?
This tape is so fire, bro.
Although you see that a lot with older generation.
I'm going to sign Twisty P.
Oh shit.
To house phone records.
Disconnected records.
I probably get jumped.
A lot of PR.
Okay.
But no, no, no.
That's what we were talking about.
Will Twist EP ruin the would it spoil the fucking no jumper for all these other like plug and BRs or saying like oh you're you're interviewing this fucking
Yeah like like what if all the pop in under this turn them into the ebro I think they I think they know what he is
Yeah like and they're gonna be watching that I'm gonna get their yeah I say his name is I
Jace Jace but also
He spells it weird but you pronounce it Jace that's how you say his name is
It's pretty stupid.
Are you joking, right?
Jason and then Azia TG.
Wait, you talk up, wait, it's no way.
A, Y, Z.
How did you think it was said?
Wait, that's Jace?
Yeah, I said the fuck.
I just, I know, I just learned this like two weeks ago.
I was I thought his name was I, uh, uh, uh, yazi.
What the fuck?
Eazi, especially because he'd be like, uh, Mr. Miyagi jeans with the, with the chrome hearts.
I was like, oh, he must be talking about this nigga or something.
I'm like, is this nigga name E.
Yeah. Are you joking? Yeah, no, my heck I got fuck up. How does that equal J's the more you learn
He's very adamant on it too. It's like no jace. That's hard. So that's when Twisty
P. You yo yo, yo, yo, I think it's the people who's dishing him too. I think it's because the I is
technically a J because J is just a curled eye. Okay. And then I a Y Z so okay. Yeah. No,
you're you're right. You know what? What happened? He was just bored of shit.
blew my mind.
You know, Uber drive chain
his Instagram name,
he was like, fuck it.
I'm just gonna get weird.
Don't put an eye right here.
No, bro.
And like,
he just dropped a hard-ass song
when Nirvana did the video.
That song's super hard.
Oh,
that shit was hard as fuck.
You think,
you think people are,
keep comparing him to a Loosey,
where do you think he's his own thing?
Everybody,
everybody compares everybody
at one point when they first start.
Every underground artist is like a clone
to the underground
before they, like,
before people get used to it.
Yeah, in my opinion.
Well, who was like Playboy Cardi,
compared to like early on.
Chief Keith.
Yeah.
Someone's always compared to someone.
You know what he did.
Uzi was young thug as well.
Trippie was Uzi.
So hard.
No,
I'm not sure if you guys are
this deep into the Trippi Red.
I swear I'm doing the bees.
I swear.
But they had like a relationship
together before Trippy Red even blew up.
Trippy Red and Louzi.
What?
They were cool?
I don't think so.
No.
You could search of videos.
There's videos of Trippy Red calling out
Louzzi.
Oh, you called my style.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
But they usually be cool.
They both dropped, no, Trippy dropped Q's and P's, and then Uzi dropped P's and Q's.
I'm not sure of the relation.
Also, Trippy had like love scars or the song Love Scars, maybe a Love Scars tat, and then
Uzi got the love scars tat on his face.
Wow.
And he dropped the song, right?
And he dropped a song as well.
I believe the Love is Rage 1.5.
Yeah, that like sound felt.
I'm going to be honest.
I wasn't fucking with Trippy like at first.
I was super early on Trippie.
Yeah, he was super hard for the jump.
one of my favorites.
I found his IG before he blew up.
Like, I remember he was posting photos the Hellalene and all this shit.
He was dropping shit together, though.
That's what I'm so disappointed.
I'm so disappointed in Lil Wob,
like selling dick on the timeline now, man.
I would never, I would never get over that, bro.
Is he really?
That's like scary.
Yes, bro, because he has,
he,
a little Waw.
I don't want to watch a little Wobbaw.
That's a scary, bro.
That's a scary, bro.
No, no, no.
Okay, Housephone, Fun Fact.
Rocket Dagoon in ninth grade.
is the one that taught me how to like dress on some Fairfax shit after like because like we
was still like Rocket Dago?
Listen, listen.
Rocket Dagoon used to have a rocket de goon used to have a mohawk.
No way.
Listen, listen, let me talk.
Rocket Degoon had a mohawk.
He was the first nigga I ever seen wearing colored skinny jeans.
He had night.
I was still wearing like, you know, regular Air Force ones and shit.
That nigga was wearing Nike SBs.
And he was
Who did Rocket Degoon
Do an interview with
I remember he sat down
With an dude interview
With Adam with someone
Why is he famous
Other than like being
Oh with
Bro
Because if you know
Rocket Dago
No I know
I know
I know
Rock of the Goon
I know he's famous for
I'm saying bro
That nigga literally
Like bro
I used to be dressing
Like
Like
Nigger until I met
Them niggas
bro
I was seeing them wearing
Nike SBs
And like
Like the hundreds
And like all this shit
Like I was like
And all the supreme shit
And I'm like
Damn
Like more skater
bro he literally put me on bro him and him and the other homie track bro
shout out to track i wonder i wonder where track is at track was like
one of the coolest niggas in school bro wow so yeah them them two together them
them niggas taught me how to dress bro and my nigh norman and my niggumian norman bro
a hawthorne alumni video just like your favorite hotthorn people yeah i'm about to say that
like you wait you went to high school these people yeah yeah i was yeah i thought that was
that's surprise you wait me and rocket went to high school that's crazy no literally
My mom would say that shit.
You also went to middle school with another L.A. rapper.
Rucci.
That's so random.
Yeah.
Rooch.
Midge.
That was before he was Rucci.
He was Midgett.
Really?
Wow.
I went to school with anyone cool.
I went to high school with YG.
Not really, not directly.
Paramount?
Yeah.
I went to school with a lot of O.GZ's homies.
And I remember I would kick it with like in front of Hollwood High.
And O'Gizi would come through with his crew and they would kick it there too,
like smoking and drinking just like we were.
and then I remember listening to his music like in 2011, 2012,
thinking like, oh wow, like this fool got a whole group thing going on.
And who's the other skater you told me when in middle school with?
Naukel.
Like Chris Ariser or something.
Nobody has the label.
Yeah, with the label on top of it.
He went to middle school with Nakel as well.
I went to middle school in Nakel.
I would love to fucking talk with him.
Shout to Nile.
We got to bring Nakel on here.
He used to be my bully, bro.
He used to be my middle school bully, dude.
I was 1,000% believe that.
You went here fuck the, because Nakel's cool as fuck.
He also like.
Exactly.
That's the thing with him.
He's cool as fuck.
then he could be hella trolly.
You went here a fuck-up story?
I can not believe he was bullying you,
but I could totally see that at the same time.
Bro, one time, I'm in seventh grade, bro.
I'm like 14, 15 years old.
This is when I'm just getting into like taking skating seriously,
trying to learn tricks and share, right?
And I realized, and I knew about Noquel from my school, right?
And I knew that his- Was he already like popping?
He was already like known his, um,
he's related to a pro skater.
I forgot who he was.
He's related to a pro skater and everyone knew he was.
And he was kind of a big deal because of that, right?
So I remember already kind of like thinking like,
Oh, this fool was like related to this pro skater.
It's so sick.
Well, whatever.
So I used to talk to him here and there.
One day I show up to school, Nogale comes up to me.
He's like, what's up, bro, blah, blah, blah.
And immediately I'm thinking like, why is this guy being so nice to me?
You know, that's strange.
I kind of knew him a little bit, but he's never been this nice to me, right?
I'm like talking to him, blah, blah, having a random conversation with him.
Then I know where he pushes me.
Oh.
His homie had snuck behind me, curled into a ball behind my knees.
And I fell on my back.
That's called a table topping.
Bro, and I got so pissed.
That's literally, I don't think I've heard a more
Nakel story. And then you went here so thinking
funnier, later this day, there was this game we played
called Suicide with the tennis ball
on the wall and shit, right? We were playing suicide
and I was playing a game with Nakel and I was so
heated that he pushed me in the morning, right?
And it was his turn to fucking like get punched
until he touched the wall. I didn't know the rules
yet and I just out of all my anger
just binked sock them in the back
of the head, bro. And like I said, we're like
14, 15 years old. This is in seventh grade. He turned around
and he just fucking curls into a ball and starts
crying and just like, oh,
It just starts crying.
And I'm like,
Oh, you boobop.
And I'm like,
Oh shit.
And then, bro,
we're playing with like 14 people.
You,
Nakkel.
We're playing with like 14 people.
13 people turn around.
We got to see what Nakkel got to say about this.
About getting boobab by Yuri.
13 people turn.
I was going to say,
listen to this.
13 people turn around.
Look at me.
They're like,
you can't punch in the head.
That's court.
And then I get 30 second court from like 13 people.
People are hitting me with their backpacks,
kicking me all this shit.
And I just get jumped,
basically for hitting him in the head, bro.
Nick, they were like, you're not, you're not
fin to, uh, you're not fin to do the homie like that.
And I learned my lesson.
No, no, you gave us our own joint.
All right, say less. Thank you, bro.
But, um, I learned my lesson.
Don't punch in the head when you're playing, uh, uh, suicide.
All those, like, weird ass, like, fucking ball games.
Those are all, like, prison games and shit.
We were doing in middle school.
They were a hell of fun, though.
taught me a lot about life, you know.
Yeah, how to get beat up for 30 seconds?
How did you get your first fucking jumping and you're like, oh,
oh shit.
Okay, so, like, bullies are real?
Fuck, yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Nick, did you never go to school?
There were no bullies in my school.
He's a jock, bro.
He was sitting at the cool table.
Yeah, he was like, y'all call that bully?
They're like, fucking, what's that shit called?
They're like, where, like, white niggas, like, you have to do the shit to, like, get in, like,
hazing.
Yeah, exactly.
How old are you?
I mean, I did do that in college, but how old you?
25.
You had to have seen bullying in high school.
Go on, bro.
No, bro.
No, maybe, like, people will, like,
Did you go to like some super private out school?
No, even if you went to a super private school, it would probably be even worse bullying.
At the supermarket, all that.
Okay, so I lived in Nova.
It's like known for.
Fashion Nova?
Yes.
What state is that?
You lived in fashion.
It has like the second best public school education.
Oh, so literally bullying didn't exist.
Yeah.
In a perfect metropolis.
It was extinct.
Of course I saw people like being dicks other people, but like we would just look at me like, why would you do that?
This nigga Bob is like that Tyler the creator tweet.
It was like ha ha ha ha.
Niggas talking about internet bully and just close your laptop.
Legit.
That's what Bob is like.
No, there's hell of bullying at my school.
Everyone, you and the kids that got bullied, bullied.
Man, niggas was like, I'm pretty sure there was a kid that, like, committed suicide because it was that bad.
Jesus.
Bro.
I remember I came home one day like crying, like just fucking just sobbing just because I'll like, hell of people are just like trashing on me, dude.
No, no.
My brother used to get, he's getting.
called Krusty and Musty in like middle school
I wasn't getting bullied but nigga we was squabbling all these
old niggas like the older niggas that we had like
problems with and like bro it was getting to the point to where like
nigger it was this one time like okay like my
best friend is like one of those like heart of a lion ass niggas it
don't matter like who how many people are there he's gonna fight try to fight all
of middle school shit no no no he was like he's there's people that are like that
forever yeah that's just your personality
Honestly, that's kind of like what happened with Draco.
I have homies like that too.
They don't care.
So look.
So like, so I'm trying to like calm him down.
Like, bro.
Like it's like it's the niggas that were in like two grades above us.
So they were in 11th grade, right?
It was their crew.
It was his little brothers and shit from from middle school.
And another crew from ninth that was in our grade in ninth grade.
Jesus.
And they all were trying to pack us.
at the same time.
God damn.
Our other homies were right there, but they were only trying to fight me and my
homie Tavion for some reason.
Wait, so what was the point of this older group?
It was a whole long guy story.
I'm not getting to the whole story.
Yeah, it was stupid shit.
Like, you remember AIM?
Like some beef shit?
Yeah, it was, it was some beef shit, but it was over aim.
What is AIM?
You know, A, well, instant messenger, everybody used to be on that shit.
AIM and that's what it's called.
That's what it was called AIM.
We did AIM.
Everyone called the AIM.
There's a bunch of stuff.
You just say acronyms is the way they are.
I'm not in a different world.
Bro, I know, I know.
In West Virginia.
YG had a song back in the day called Aim Me.
Like, because it was,
that's really how it was called down here.
Yeah, like, it was aimed.
In the city.
So these niggas were like, like behind us talking shit.
Like, yeah, bitch-ass niggas.
Like, you better keep up.
And the homies like, man, like, I'm like, bro.
I'm like, it's too many of them to try to fight.
And like our other, our other two homies, shout out to them.
I love y'all.
But them niggas was bitches and they wasn't going to jump in.
So, nigger
I guess a bunch of people you said though
The homie's mom was picking us up
And these niggas packed us out
In front of the homies mom
What was she doing?
What do you mean what was she doing?
You wanted his mom to jump in the fight?
No, I mean, well she was just like, oh my God
What's going on?
Yeah, that's what she was doing.
Like that was her son though
She's not tripping?
I thought you were acting like
Like she was supposed to jump in the face
Or something.
She's probably to be crying on her knees
streaming at the sky.
We were getting packed out
by like six niggas, bro.
It's like me and the homie.
Like, of course, of course he was tripping.
I feel like a mom would pull up called the cop.
No, he wasn't on a call a cop shit.
But like intimidate them and be like, yo, you're going to get in trouble.
We're going to tell the principal.
I would run them over, bro.
She was definitely pushing niggas off, like, all of that.
So she did join.
Yeah.
Pause.
Don't discredit his mom.
Bro.
She was a thug, bro, for, for.
I mean, listen, I'm just saying like, like, I love them, but the two homies were right
there and they didn't do shit.
When you see 60 people
trying to beat up two people
You're like
Do I want to join this?
They were right there too
You gotta accept the beating
Who someone is really
You got to accept the beating
They probably thought
They probably thought like
House one probably did something
Really shitty to deserve this
Like they thought that I started
Some weird rumor on aim
Or some shit
Or like some weird shit
It was something about aim
And I was like
What the fuck?
Like
Yeah so
I got my ass beat
In front of the hume's mom
And you know it's crazy
Look
That's fucked up
I end up getting expelled.
Like, I came to school that next Monday, and I had got expelled.
Me and one of the main niggins.
Me and one of the main niggas that had packed us out, we both got expelled.
You traumatized the homie's mom.
No, I just, like, I just had, like, the longest rap sheet of just getting into too much trouble at school.
That happened to me.
That was, like, previous occurrences.
I mean, like, not necessarily to do with that situation, but just like.
Yeah, but like, they were just like, we're tired of your shit.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, they were so over me.
bro my school was like they hated me now i mean i was just like some stupid ass fucking
this is this is this is the twist though i got impeached impeached look i was president i got impeached
this is this is this is this is this is this is this is a twist this is fucking trump yeah i swear to
guy yeah you got lighter um belasi i lied about like my grades and shit saying to get elected
you photoshopped it no i was like in seventh grade and like i was just hella like popular
or whatever.
And like,
around that time,
I became president
and I got impeached
all the teachers
were haters.
Listen,
let me just,
let me just finish
the story about,
about the guy that,
the guy that packed us out.
Okay.
Because hopefully he sees it somehow
because we-
packed out again.
No,
no, no, no.
We ended up becoming cool as fuck
because we both got expelled
and we got sent to this weird-ass-school
called Jonah Sop.
It was like literally like prison.
You couldn't wear colors.
You had to only wear gray or black.
Like,
it was just like everybody from like the
the fucking
surrounding schools
that were the worst
that got expelled
and we had to end up there
Wow
So then
So like I got kicked out of school
Halfway through ninth grade
I didn't even make it all the way through ninth grade
So I finished out
You're a demon bro
Yeah I finished out
At this at this
School I was telling you about
Continuation school
Yeah at the continuation school
Okay
And the only person that I knew there
Was the nigga that we had
We had beef with
Tell me why by the end
we ended up becoming cool
and then we both got sent to the same school
I was my only homie
we was hanging out every day
had relationships like that as well
shout of my nigga Timothy
bro if you still out there
rapping and doing your thing
he was rapping he was rapping
you left them in the hood
wow
Timothy was getting money
bro wait he packed you out though so I don't know
yeah he did
our relationships started off
and packed
packing me out
but we ended up becoming cool as fuck bro
so shout out my nigga Timothy
shout out his little brother too
bro like that's my nigga
bro, actually.
Would you guys ever want to go pull up to your old high schools and be like,
fuck you,
I made it.
I did something my life,
you assholes.
I'm gonna do that.
They could just watch me on YouTube.
No one at my high school would even be able to understand what I do, though.
That's the worst part.
I literally had my teacher told me like Yuri,
out of nowhere, bro.
I just show up to class.
And to be honest, he was a type of teacher where he let you fail.
Like, he knew if you were a fuck up,
he didn't like go like, come on, dude, do better.
He'd be like, oh, if you were fucking up, he wouldn't care.
But one day he fucking, I show up to class.
he's just like Yuri, you ain't gonna do shit with your life.
Oh my God.
And I'm just like, what?
I swear, and he said this.
He said some real shit.
I saw someone online say something like teachers never say this shit, but not.
No, what the fun?
My mom got a teacher fired for telling me some shit like that.
Y'all are all from L.A.?
Yeah.
This is why, bro.
L.A. is weird like that.
Bro, I've never heard of this shit in my life.
The basketball, the basketball coach in middle school, the basketball coach in middle school, like, my mom had this, like, weird.
way of like, like, when I got in trouble,
she would just, like, she would try
to, like, do nice stuff for me
so I could, like...
Feel better and not do it again.
Yeah, you feel me? Like, you know what I'm saying?
And I would come to school, like, low-key, like, I just
got suspended for like a week.
I'm coming to school, brand new dunks,
brand-new-ezu jeans, like,
fresh as fuck. First-as-fuck, coming back
off the, you know, fucking
me being kicked out, and that nigga
looked at me one day, like, you, like,
you fucking little spoiled-ass bitch. You ain't
never gonna be, you ain't never gonna do.
He called me. He called me. He called me. He called me. He called me
spoiled bitch.
But I also used to be talking shit to him too.
No, teachers used to, bro.
I remember.
I wanted to be his ass so bad.
You don't want to go back and flick him off?
This is me being like, you're like,
I used to have this bitch ass.
His kids are definitely watching us right now.
Fuck Mr. Navarro at Paramount High School.
You a bitch.
Yeah.
We smoke a Navarro pack, bitch.
He used always flex about like, oh, my son does
movie posters and this and that, bro.
Fuck y'all.
No, no, no, no.
Mr. Papa, I hate all my shit.
Fuck you, too.
I gotta tell you all the craziest shit.
And first,
in first or second grade
at fucking Cornblum Elementary
school, I had this crazy
white like surfer
fucking teacher, right?
I think it was math class. He used to wear a Hawaiian
shirt and he used to eat Reese's
PCs every day and like blow
his Reese's Pee's breath in your face.
He'll fucking blow the, like,
he'll eat one and blow it in your breath, right?
So I came to school with brand new
dunks on one time when I was a kid.
I was a kid though. This was like second grade.
Yeah.
That nigga stumped my shoes out in class.
With the Reese's Pithes?
With the Reese's Pithes.
Oh, my God.
That nigga had me so fucked up.
I called my mom and she came into the school about to beat this nigga ass, bro.
Oh, God, bro.
That was his thing, though.
He would eat Reese's and then blow his Reese's breath in your fucking face.
Yeah.
Isn't that weird?
So weird.
I had a teacher in middle school.
I will go back with you to flick him off.
No, a teacher.
I can't even imagine all this shit.
In middle school told me, I cracked a joke in class, right?
And he was pissed off that everyone thought it was funny.
He said, yeah, that's cool and all.
But you guys do know Miguel has ADHD, right?
Oh.
And he's in the whole class.
Yeah, he made me look crazy.
It makes you like, bro.
Yeah.
Same thing happened to me in high school.
That's a low blow.
It ain't even that deep, but that was crazy in eighth grade.
Bro, look, look, bro.
Listen, we got all the same stories.
It's crazy.
Teachers suck.
Listen, no, I'm kidding.
Story for story with you on this shit, bro.
So my mom, my mom brought me.
me to like the fucking male
like principal or whatever it was just like
literally in the office crying because I was
such a fucking
a fucking demon she was just like I can't
fucking take like I don't know what to do with him like
blah blah right so
there was um there was this time
where it was this little
hood rat little hood bugger little bitch
she was dirty as fuck and she would just always
like do little weird shit right
and like I was the G shot king
so I had like a crazy like
the hundred G shot collab
or some shit like that right and she was like let me see her watch my dumb ass took it off
and she literally dissifed she got on with my watch wow so i'm mad as fuck like i'm walking around
like looking for this bitch like where the fuck is this bitch like with my watch the the principal
that like my mom had just had the meeting where she was crying and all that shit the principal
he like he like he's like trying to get me to calm down like no fuck all that like that
that bitch stole my watch bro i'm like i'm like i fucking i worked the summer job
job and saved up and I bought that watch and she fucking gone she gone with my shit blah blah
and he was like all right I don't know why you're trying to act tough because you was just in the
office where your mom crying so oh bro I literally I literally squared up with this nigga bro I was like
I was like me you got me fucked up man and I swear up and the homie the homie like stop me like bro
you're gonna fucking get expelled right bro by the time I walked home they had already called my
mom and expelled me wow oh my fuck him bro I was so mad he because he's
tried to bitch me out in front of everybody.
It's so funny because teachers, especially in the early ages, they know your personal
little things and all this shit.
I was so salty because I'm like, first of all, nigger, my mom is the one that came in
there and was crying to you.
I wasn't crying.
No, actually at some point I was crying or something.
I was still hella personal though.
You're a teacher, you're professional.
And like, bro, like, I only was turning up because somebody stole something from me, bro.
Like it wasn't like I was just causing a ruckus for no reason.
And yeah, this nigger was like, I don't know why you're trying to act all hard.
now when you was just in the office with your mama crying.
Nika, I must have, like, I did one of those ones where I didn't really want to, like, like,
squabble up.
So I took my backpack off, like, slow.
Like, yeah.
Are you sure you want to do this?
Bro.
Oh, no, you're catching a charge.
You, you fool.
By the time I walked home, I was already expelled.
They're like, they're like, the papers are coming in the mail.
Like, don't come back.
What's the stupidest, like the funniest way you got suspended, though?
Okay.
Boom.
First of all, shout out.
out to my nigga Maurice, who works for FTP.
I have one too.
Shout out to my nigga Maurice, right?
So, we used to, like,
just have little stupid, like, little banterers
back and forth and shit, right?
Yeah.
We at the football game one night, Friday night,
I'm broke as fuck, you know,
we had our little homie group.
Your homie has some pizza.
I'm like, I'm like, let me,
let me get a slice.
Let me get a bite, like, something.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, give me half of it or something.
And he was like, he was like,
he basically, like, again,
try to, like,
hold me out in front of everybody.
So I think I
slapped his pizza out of his hand or something like that.
And when I wasn't paying attention,
he came back up behind me
and smacked me with like a whole
new slice of pizza.
And the cheese stuck to your face?
In the face.
In front of everybody like in front of everybody
at the football game.
That's funny.
But the security, yeah, no, no, I know.
So I'm mad as fuck though.
I'm like, all right, bet.
Like, so because the security stopped me and all that shit
and I was like, all right, bet.
nigga, I waited until the next Monday, because this was on Friday, I waited until Monday, stood in line.
Like, they had different sections that had different food.
So I went to the Domino's personal pizza line, stood in line, like, almost the whole lunch.
Just to get the pizza out of your school?
To get a full personal pizza, went up behind Maurice, and I pumped that nigga, whole face with the pizza, bro.
And I literally got, I got, like, almost expelled from school from that.
That is funny shit.
Nick, shout out to Maurice, bro.
You've worked for FTP.
Y'all got dominoes at your high school?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we all had dominoes.
Wow, that's crazy.
Also, weird shit, like, first, second grade.
I remember having McDonald's.
They had a McDonald's.
We had that, like, Michelle Obama special with, like,
I mean, we did too, but just know, like.
Oh, yeah, I had some shit.
We had some high school food.
You feel me like, like,
we never had no McDonald's or Dominoes.
Imagine them calling my mom.
She had to come down to the school
and, like, have a home meeting
and be like, you're a son, your son, your son, slap.
That's a kid with a pizza, dude.
You're like, oh, okay.
You can't even, like, tell your parents that and, like, not crack a smile, like, the person
reporting that, that's just crazy.
I'm so petty.
I would, like, I could have just let it go.
Like, okay, he got me.
Like, it was funny.
Did they not ask you why, though?
Like, my dad would be like, all right, why did you do this?
They didn't care because we, because the nigga, I caused such a big ruckus.
Like, I smacked him with a whole pizza.
The whole school started fucking laughing.
Like, you know?
I have like not on the same.
Shout out Maurice.
I'm sorry, bro.
Shout to Morris.
Are you homies with them now too?
Bro,
I walked into Zach FTP's house.
I'm like kicking it at his crib.
Like for some,
like some reason.
I forgot why we were kicking it.
Mad people there.
This nigga Maurice comes up to me.
Oh my God.
I'm like,
what the fuck?
What's up?
Remember when I threw the pizza?
He's like,
bro,
I work for FTP.
I'm like no.
Like type of weird-ass life circle is this.
It's a small world.
Especially in LA, dude.
Yeah.
Shout on my boy, Maurice, man.
He's,
probably they're probably all kicking it watching.
Are we going to continue with these bullshit getting kicked out of high school stories?
Yes.
Because I have a stupid one, bro.
All right, listen to this.
I had to come.
I'm sorry.
Wait, what?
I literally have none.
Oh, really?
Zero.
Bro.
You graduated with honors.
You guys are all hating on your teachers.
I love my teachers.
I was cool with most of my teachers.
Did you have sex with any of them?
No, but one.
Whoa.
He thought about it.
I know he did.
I even went to like Peru one spring with one of my teachers.
What do you mean?
Wait, what?
No, no, no, not like one on one.
Like, we had like a little, okay.
Yeah, that's some lovey, w shit.
I would have popped her ass in Peru.
Fuck you mean.
We learned how to salsa and shit.
I don't care what she looked like.
You probably learn a lot of things in her.
I don't care what she looked like.
If you go to Peru with your teacher, you gotta pop her.
If a bitch invites me to Peru and pop, I don't care if she's my teacher or not.
Oh, I don't care.
90 year old woman?
She's getting to perky.
I'm going to Peru.
Okay.
She's getting the perky challenge.
She's getting to Perky challenge.
for show.
Yeah.
All right,
guys,
listen to this shit.
I fucking,
I had a computer class,
right?
I show up to class one day.
Before the,
I had lunch.
You sell all that equipment.
No,
no, no,
I had lunch before a computer class,
right?
So I buy wheat,
smoke with my friends,
blah, blah,
and I had some weed in my pocket.
This doesn't matter
until later in the story,
but listen to this.
I just come to class
on some normal shit
just trying to do my work,
right?
I sit down.
I move my mouse to get it
off sleep mode, right?
As soon as I fucking,
the computer goes off sleep mode,
the last person to use my computer
was watching gay porn.
And fucking immediately I just see this giant
cock and I'm just like, oh my
God, a dick. I just say that out loud,
right? And my teacher
already fucking hated me.
Like said that so nobody thought it was you
watching that.
No, shit.
Yeah, right?
I was like, before class
even started, bro, I got to class early.
This is how ready I was for work, dude. So I sit down,
move the mouse, see this. I'm like, oh my god, a dick.
My teacher already hated me. He thinks
I'm trolling trying to be funny. Right? He thinks
I did all this and I said this out a lot to be funny.
Takes me to the hallway.
He's like,
Yuri,
I'm fucking tired of your shit.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You're going to the office right now.
He's like,
I'm calling the dean right now, right?
Calls the dean.
I'm like, bro, I'm telling you,
I just moved my mouse and I see this.
And he's not believing you at all.
He sends me into the dean's office.
I'm like,
and bro,
we had a school cop.
School cop picks me up.
Bro.
Sexual harassment charge.
Takes me to the dean's office, right?
And the dean's office is a tiny little room.
They close the door.
It's me, the dean, the school cop.
You literally got in trouble.
And it's fucking quiet as fuck.
And they're like, Yuri, this is like the 10th time you're being sent to our fucking office.
Like, what the fuck?
And how long?
And how long of his band?
Like, I think within two years or three years of me being there already.
And then they go, you smell like weed, Yuri.
Like, what the fuck?
Like, we're going to have to search you.
And then they fucking search me, find my weed on me.
Oh, my God.
Call my mom.
Tell my mom I got weed.
It was just this whole thing.
I got kicked out of school.
All this bullshit.
It's blocked on school.
Bro.
If you are real one, you know how to get around all that shit.
One, two, three, free math games.
The H-TPS shit.
Bro.
And literally,
it started off with me trying to do my fucking work, bro.
It was a hot take.
Shit was bullshit.
Man, that is fucking funny.
The stupidest way I ever got, like,
I had like a pussy story.
I feel like damn near Bobbleab at this point.
But the stupidest way I got suspended was I just huffed into like a fucking classroom's window
and just put fuck you.
Like, midway through writing.
it like the class is cracking
up teachers ain't can see
the other bungalow season the teacher
bitch ass fucking grass
what are you doing this is this is ridiculous
you know and fucking get suspended
my mom like mom didn't
say anything I think she thought it was funny probably
the beginning of your Photoshop days
and just no literally
wow right you and fuck you
you're fucking hilarious I'm not gonna lie
you should make a t-shirt with just like a breath
and like I like I really want to know
like how the fuck you be coming up with
some of the random shit you say like immediately though like there's no pause in between it like
you if you i scroll through the comments and there's definitely a lot of people who go like
you're just says that like the first thing that comes to his mind yeah i say a lot of dumb shit
that people don't like but i feel like it's just because i have no filter and i just
it's not even it's not even come to your mind it's like but like as the thought is forming
it just starts coming out of your mouth exactly and sometimes i regret it saying it's disgusting
yeah coming mouth yeah it's coming out your mouth yeah it's coming out your mouth
Stuff comes out your mouth all the time, everyone's mouth.
I'm not coming out of my mouth.
Stuff goes in and out of everyone's mouth.
Yeah, food.
Yeah, I never ate before.
Yeah.
I never ate before.
Well, I thought you were cool with the gay stuff.
He's the gay.
I was just, I'm not actually gay.
Wait, I, are we, bro?
Wait, no, I don't know.
I'm kidding.
He's funny, bro.
Wow.
Oh, he knows.
I tried it so hard.
How someone told me ahead of time.
Oh, no, in the beginning of the pod, you're like,
Bob alone.
Seriously.
So there's a hell of your gay jokes or something like that, right?
I didn't say something like that.
So, yeah.
Where they are?
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I remember.
He's so into the gay jokes that he gets offended by gay jokes.
What do you mean?
Like, it's just like, like, he's too gay to the point where it's starting to offend him if you say some shit.
Like, if you say a gay joke in front of him.
Like, he's so gay that if you say something in the homophobic shit, he's like, hey, bro, come down.
Yeah.
Let's make gay mean happy again.
You know, like, how you feeling gay as fuck?
That was dumb.
It never really met that.
Let's make gay.
Let's make gay.
like that's like what the definition of when people use gay sometimes it just
it has nothing to do with like being homosexual it's just like it's a pile of sticks
bro oh no that's what that's what the other word that one you can't really repeat too much
I don't know but unless you're in the same concept like you just some shit is is whack like it's
I'm not gonna say because I don't get cancer I'm gonna say gay is yeah that's shit gay is
no that definitely mean like actually like have you ever said that in front of the one of the gay
homies like I don't care bro you're like damn my bad bro
Dude, back at the day, to get back onto that one word that you were not going to say something.
Bro, when I was like 16 and I was like skating in like my local park, whatever, right?
I can't land this trick.
I'm getting all frustrated.
Throwing my board around and I just scream that word out loud with all my frustration, right?
Two ripped ass, yoked out muscular.
Yay dudes come up to me.
They're like, you can't be saying that word, blah, blah, blah.
And they just press me.
And I'm just like.
You think they were dating?
they were for shrieking
and I was just like
Who was fucking who in the ass?
I don't know
but they're both very dominant
that's for sure
and I was just like
I'll never say that word again
I'm sorry
One time I paused the gay homie
Like he says like
Oh my god
Like oh I'm thirsty as fuck
Or like coming out my
I'm like pause
House phone?
You paused house phone?
No
No you know them
But like I said some shit like that
That I caught myself like
Oh my God
Like
Yeah I was like pause the gay home
Yeah I was like pause
You're out of mind
I think that's a proper pause.
Do you think he would see really like, damn?
Come on, bro.
If you're kicking in with a girl, you don't want her telling her like telling you like,
I can't we just suck this dick.
He got like, especially him.
He knows that it's all love, bro.
I feel like they're not like actual gay people aren't offended by that shit.
Just like if I said something insulting to you.
I don't know though.
It's obviously me trolling you.
Like, okay, like, like, like, just like, I have red hair.
People say like you're fucking ginger, whatever.
You have no soul.
So like with a gay person, you say something.
Okay, no, no.
I want you go fucks and do this on the bathroom.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to say, I'm going to say this.
I'm going to say this. If some other, bring me a shot.
If some other white person that wasn't Adam said, said some of the shit that Adam has said to me before, I would beat the fuck out of them.
So you could take that however you want.
Wait, say that again.
Sorry.
I said if someone that was white that I didn't know like that, like said some of the shit to me that like Adam has said to me like, like, like,
But that's because you have a relationship.
That's because that's my homie.
Yeah.
So you know it's not serious.
But if someone said that some shit at a gas station.
Yeah, like if a nigga just walked up like or like even if like you brought some
nigga around and he said some shit like that.
Yeah.
I didn't know him like that.
I'm beating his ass.
Oh, God.
So.
You can't say some out pocket shit.
But same thing with gay people.
If you say some like fucked up shit about like a like a gay joke.
Maybe you should stop being homophobic.
No, but like I don't, I don't say it.
I think you're the most homophobic at the table.
I'm not homophobic.
Since here you left.
now the most homophobic person here.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
No,
just kidding.
Yuri hates black women and he hates gay people.
Yeah, honestly, yeah.
In fact, he hate, he's on, bro.
And he doesn't like,
you should just quit here and just go join fresh and frit,
fresh and fit,
because that nigger hate black people, black women.
Oh, my God.
That was,
no, shout to Yiri, man.
We love them.
They tried to come back from that and say, like,
nah, they were just joking.
That was, but like, you can't come back from.
The clip was, I mean, like, you can come back for that,
but, like, you can't come back for that,
with black women from that.
They're not trying to hear it though.
Nah, I think the black woman
still go on the podcast.
I'm sure they've had black women.
Of course, does.
Bro, it's always gonna be
because I was gonna be somebody
that wants to like still.
Yeah.
I'm very curious on like what the conversion is
as far as like after the girls
are on this podcast.
Like are how much they fuck?
Do they get like 300 followers?
Do they get like 10,000?
Do they get a brand deal?
You know, does no one give a fuck
who this bitch was, you know?
I wouldn't say it's as much as here.
Think about,
no, because think about how many girls
that are on.
that show that literally sit there and don't say anything
every episode it's a new cast of like 15 chicks
yeah that's crazy they should I don't have the time to
so you gotta teach somebody how to speak and all that shit
you DM a hundred girls and you get 10 to reply
wait what yeah that's what he says
what that's what yeah who said you did him 100
said what you did him 100 girls oh yeah yeah yeah because he's
fucking whatever island but not yeah oh
there are any shit in there
Yeah, like fucking...
Yeah, you're right, because they probably don't get shit.
Because they literally just get dumped on every single podcast.
Some of those bitches be very trash.
I'm not going to hold you.
But then some of them be bad as fun.
Some of them be so bad, I'd be like, damn, I need to come do a fresh and fit episode.
Also, the same time, it's kind of like the girl's responsibility to do something like viral so that they get a high conversion.
I mean, that one girl pulled the glizzy out on academics or something.
Yeah.
Something like that.
You're getting the opportunity for free to, like, do, to get clinton.
Myron is the first.
fucking secret agent. What if she would have, what if
you would have like dumped over and like shot the bitch
in the head? I feel like as a girl. What if you would have
J. Stashed her in a fucking
No, I feel like
What? No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no.
What if you would have to like, you know, go all crazy and leave
saying like, I'm going to shoot up the place, but you can like
approach the place and like leave and leave with
some witty remarks, be hella clever and like make everyone seem foolish
or even make yourself seem really cool.
I did get that joke by the show. Too soon.
Too soon.
Stash.
Nothing.
I don't want to talk about it.
This is the worst time to find out who just...
Have you heard of Brian Laundry?
What the fuck is that?
Same thing.
What is that?
What the fuck is Brian?
What the fuck y'all is?
Brian Laundry's probably to white people as like...
Yeah, that comparison.
Oh my God.
Like a couple weeks ago.
Who?
Like Chris Benoit.
Literally.
And Brian Laundry did the same thing.
Who the fuck is that though?
White guy.
Who did the same thing?
girl who got kidnapped in Texas or California I mean Florida I didn't kidnap this bitch he was like bitch you was that crazy
This was his girlfriend too. Oh didn't he he on say to there was no no no no there was no oh he J-stash did no j stash didn't oh oh oh you no sorry god damn no I don't talk about this anymore false news
I'm sorry I'm not sorry false info but the thing is thank at least he didn't touch them and you know they were okay but now they got no mom
Who knows where the dad's at?
The dad was probably already in jail or something.
Who were we talking about now?
Jay Stash.
We're still talking about Jay Stash.
Merted his bitch and it marked himself.
Yes.
With both of those situations,
it just shows that
It's fucked up.
Arguments are just not worth it, bro.
Just like drop it.
Just fucking drop it and like...
It gets deep to like just say like before I leave
I'm gonna end you and I'm just fuck the world.
I'm dead. I'm not.
Like literally, it's never that serious.
I've never got that way about anybody or anything.
Bro, I will get on.
I would get.
I didn't have bitches punch me in the face all types of shit and I'm like I'm out
Because it's one thing it's one thing to shoot her but then after that you're just like fuck it
I can't even go with like the stress I can't even like I can't even like deal with like going to jail
I got a career too like fuck this you had I'd consider it too to be honest yeah consider it he did it immediately
That's like one of the worst you think you could do soon it was was on camera or something no but it was but like he could have like
shot her in in like a no action and then the kid it was like a residence like a residence like
okay, when they were, he was
beating her or like dragging her into the room
or whatever, the kid called the grandma
and was like, called 911, blah, blah,
so it wasn't that big of a window
in between from when the kid
called 911 to when he murked her.
But what I'm saying is maybe it wasn't like pre-planned.
He could have just like, man.
Oh, definitely.
Beech get out of here.
And then he's like, oh, shit.
He shot her like six or eight times.
It definitely wasn't pre-planned.
That was some, I mean, that was some angry shit.
Oh, no, he probably, bro.
Bro, you got to think about it.
The cops are already on the way.
But do you think he preempted the suicide?
Did he preempt the suicide, though, before the murder?
After he killed her.
It's only a window, bro.
There's no, I feel like there's no plan or justification in any of that shit.
Cops come in like 20 minutes in some places.
Yeah, so he, he, he, but it, it, to sit there for like even 60 seconds.
Yeah, he probably, you're like, you're like, you're like, fuck.
I just killed her.
I'm going to prison.
I'm probably going to get, like, my ass eaten by a big Tyrone.
No, he literally got pictures of him when his ass.
out like booty on the sink like so
niggas see that in jail
they're they're coming for that niggas booty
oh yeah he reminded himself with a photo
and was like I don't like I can't do this
Hey listen
he used to be for my favorite rapper Rob Banks
and Rob Banks used to be dissing that nigga
I was a legendary beef honestly I met
Jay Stash at Complexcon
This one that just passed with Phoenix
The one that just passed
Yeah I linked it with Phoenix
Oh bro
You just cut vodka on a table
It's a hair vodka
You got hair fucking
God damn it
How's phone
No you're good
I think he got touch
You just met him
Yeah I met him
I met him
I grabbed Phoenix from
From the street
To put him in the Complexcon
And
And fucking J-Satch
I'm like what's up
That was it
Just get the trucking
But to go on a lighter note
I ain't a light bomb
You kind of look like Seth Green
Yeah
I don't see it
No Seth Green
Who Seth Green
Can you send me a picture
Or show me a picture
Yeah
Do you think he looks like Seth
Am I right
Wait so wait so
Wait, I like how we just blew over the fact that Blasey had an opportunity to stop.
I know the name.
Yeah.
It's really your fault.
You just met this fool?
You didn't stop.
You didn't have like a premonition and be like, bro, don't do it.
God.
It ain't worked it, bro.
Just walk away.
You know what?
I wanted to say something.
What did he like, what did he like?
That's the guy who made like family guy and shit.
Oh wait.
You know what?
Now I see it.
No, that's Seth McFarlane.
He made like robot chicken or something.
If Seth,
if Seth Green like hit the gym,
That you would be
You are kind of small
You're above Seth Green
I'm insulted
You're both
You look exactly
Especially the beer
No no no
The far right photo
No no
No no
No no
The second one right here
We're smiling
You're not as funny though
Oh my god
You say he's not as funny
I'm fucking sick
What is this
Bro Seth
This is Seth
This is Seth green
He must be like 60 by now
This isn't like the worst
This isn't like 45
60 by now
You guy am fucking
My girl's mom once
told me
I look like
Sean White, I was like,
Whoa.
I mean,
just because we have red hair.
Yeah,
that is literally racist to me.
Yeah,
you want to hear something crazy?
Is your girl white?
She's Italian,
yeah,
but she does not have red hair.
I know she got the dump trail.
I do not,
I'm not trying to have a red hair.
A tile,
Italian white bitches got the fat as ass.
No, no,
no, no.
As a guy with the girlfriend,
he didn't come on.
This is my boy.
I'm just playing.
I literally never even seen her.
I'm kidding.
I don't care.
I never,
I don't even know what she looks like.
You are making some crazy jokes.
during the listening to music stream the other day.
What do you mean?
About Riley.
Well, I wasn't.
I forgot what it was.
You just be making shit up now.
It was good, dude, no.
First of all, you got a problem, get out.
Second of all, I ain't never disrespected you or your girl.
I was kidding.
I was kidding.
I was kidding.
Yeah, that's what you need to be present.
He's not even here anymore.
He left.
He's gone.
Well, he needs to be.
Get more hungry packs.
But no, bro, you know I love you, bro.
I literally would never disrespect.
No, I was kidding.
I was kidding.
But it was funny because you said those jokes and it was just like a
funny awkward moment.
I thought you would remember.
Y'all were at the crib.
Bro, I keep telling you, I don't know.
Like, I think it's because, like, the medicine I've been taking, I, my memory has been
so fucked.
Like, I remember the home girl, like, was at the home girl crib.
And the home girl who house it was was, like, in her bed, like, you know what I'm
saying?
We're sitting on the edge.
The other home girl was sitting behind me.
And, like, she was there all night.
I literally, like, stopped and thought.
I was like, who is this behind me again?
Oh, you forgot who she was?
I forgot who it was sitting behind me.
She was there the whole night.
I've honestly, I've had those moments before where like I'm sitting in traffic and I'll forget where I'm going or what I'm doing.
I do that too.
And I'm like, dude, I had a crazy one where I left to, like back in the day when I had my first job.
I would have to leave like at six in the morning like hell early when the sun is just coming up.
And it almost seems like the sun is setting sometimes, right?
And I remember one time I was out of traffic light and I fucking forgot what I was doing.
Oh, hell.
And then I thought.
No, and then I thought that I was
I was like, oh, the sun's setting.
I'm going back home from work.
And I started driving back home.
And then I look at my clock, like five minutes later.
I'm like, it's 6.20 in the morning.
I'm heading to work.
I'm like, oh, fuck.
Bro, I woke up.
That would suck, bro.
I thought you were saying you were like, like,
you like stop paying attention and plow through the light or something.
No, no, no.
That would be the worst case situation.
No more morning dabs, Siri.
Yeah, for real.
Yeah, I'm glad I don't do that anymore.
I woke up, like, like, I woke up and I thought it was six
p.m. and it was 6 a.m.
And I literally yelled out like,
ah, fuck!
I'm like, I was like trying to be on my shit.
I'm like, like, I'm like,
it was a Tuesday. I'm like, oh,
I missed the show. Like, fuck.
But no, it was 6 a.m.
And it was all good.
Did you go back to sleep or did you get,
wake up and have a good day?
Rubs one out and went right back to sleep.
Wow.
I think the opposite happened to me one time.
One time I, one time I poured up
Celine and then I woke up, right?
And if you pour, you know,
you know you wake up like 10 hours later.
whatever. And I wake up and like, man, I probably, man, it's probably 11 a.m.
I, I just, I sip some bullshit last night and that check is fucking like four or five p.
Yeah, you're like, oh shit.
God.
Yeah, Nick, I haven't sleep for like 14 hours.
Good thing I didn't die.
Bro, bro, bro, bro.
I've seen you like talk about doing drugs in college and I was so like surprised.
Like, nigga, what the fuck?
I didn't like.
Yeah, you come off as street.
You do not come off as the nigga that tried anything.
I did them like.
Wait, what drugs?
I mean, I'm not like an addict or anything.
No, no, I'm not.
I'm just saying like, what would you do?
You could try things.
Because people give me shit for doing ecstasy in high school.
So like, what were you doing?
That's stupid.
I didn't do that.
In high school, I didn't do anything.
I smoked weed, but I don't know.
You go to the club because I lived in Miami.
I went to university in Miami.
I mean, Miami, dude.
Yeah, you do.
What's the hardest drug you ever had, like, you ever try?
Even if it was on accident, like anything.
I'm trying to figure out.
I don't remember if I've ever done.
Ketamine or not.
You ever hit the meth pack?
Yeah, ketamines probably.
Well, because when you do Mali, normally it does have meth in it.
Yeah, so I mean, I would do like acid going to the club sometimes.
Oh, that's acid?
That's fire.
Before the club?
You're an wild boy.
It's a different life out there, like going to club.
Going to Virginia?
No.
I lived in Miami for seven, eight years.
They went clubbing in Virginia.
No, no, no.
I went to college in Miami.
I would never, bro, like the two times that I did.
I said I was probably like, okay, I think I'm good
like for the rest of my life off this.
Yeah, no, see, when I hit junior
senior year in college, I was like, I'm not doing any of these
hallucinogenic shit because I like the way my brain
thinks. Because
you come off of it and you're like
damn, like, I feel like my brain feels twisted
when I'm on that shit.
Sometimes it might work for certain
people, but other times like, I've seen people
like not being able to return to their like
self. I've had a friend who
got, voice rec.
Superman syndrome
It's like they become super confident themselves
They stopped going to class
Because they just thought that they can ace every test
Without learning anything
That's all they think they're hell of smart
I know everything
They applied to med school
After failings their senior year
In University of Miami
You get that from
One of the top med schools
So like you gotta be on your shit
This sounds like some twisty P shit
Literally
That's what's um
Wow
Bro from psychedelics I've had it before
like when I'm on mushrooms, you feel like you have the world figured out.
You're like, I know everything.
Well, see, I know my plan.
I never felt like that.
I felt like the opposite before.
I got shit planned out.
Mushrooms, you're on the bus, right?
I never felt like that off of drugs.
Mushrooms, you're on the bus.
You have no control.
But acid, you're driving the bus.
No, fuck.
No, I think it's the exact opposite.
Have you tried shrooms?
Yes.
I've done shrooms.
Hell, I thought it was more than I've done acid.
Blasie and I don't know.
It's right now.
Really?
No, I'm kidding.
Every time I've had a bad trip, it was on Shrooms
But like you get at least like
You can at least like compose yourself back
With acid
Nicky you are on the trip for fucking
12 hours straight
I think acid you have more probability
Of being positive though
Like with Shrooms
Like I've had a fair sure of negative
Experiences
And that's why it sucks
It was like
It's just overbearing
Bro that shit
Bro that shit
Bro what Shrooms
You go in this like
Circle of thoughts
You don't think acid is overbearing
I was on
Bro I was on Shrooms
Off of No Sleep on the first day of
Complex Cone
And I felt
so horrible the whole fucking
idea. That sounds like a worst idea.
Yeah. Bro.
It makes you stay up though, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah. Bro, the first time I took
Asset, bro, we took Asset, we went to this party.
I remember I was talking to Chris Travis,
bro. I was talking to Chris Travis backstage
and I was just like, you know, we were just like
laughing about some shit. Whatever.
Thank you. I was like, yo, I was like, yo, like, let me get
your number, bro. And I pulled out my phone
and literally, my
text and apps, everything started
coming off of the screen on my phone.
That's it. And I'm just like, bro, what the
And I was just like, I'm a, I'm gonna talk to you later, bro.
I've robo-tripped and I saw literally spiders.
Yeah, what's robo-trip?
Coming out of the wall.
Roboto does it or something?
So when I would have jumped off to, out of the fucking ceiling.
So being the scientist and academic I am, I took perks because I wanted to try
Lean so bad.
This was like DS2 days.
Oh, okay.
Cool.
And so I wanted to try.
But you had some green though.
No.
You had to take the perks.
No, I'm gonna ask a good walk
Okay
I think the lean I've had
It was fake because I didn't feel anything
That's why you had to drop the perks in there
Exactly, so I got perks
But I did like this filtration
Process because apparently if you take too much
Acetamenephine which is the half
Part of perks
Right if you take too much
It's bad for your like liver
Are you joking that's just terrible for your liver
Yeah yeah
So I did like a filtration process
With like 10 perks
How did you know that that would take that out?
Such a nerdy way to take drugs, but like how did you know that like filter net was gonna take out that specific part? Because I looked it up
There's probably so much info on this shit
So I did it I had to like put I'd like cook it in the oven like at a certain temperature
This nigga is Walter white over here. What the fuck? Yeah, so anyway you need to make us some lean
Yeah, yeah, can you make it strong as shit? But I put it in rope testing to give it like the cough syrup flavor like consistency shit
And I put it in Sprite of course
I drank it at a pool party
One of my fraternity
Like my frat parties
It was mashed up with sorority
So I drank it with my older
You thought you were so cool
Huh
I did I was like shit
Did you have double cup
Pulled up with the baby model
Did you have ice?
Wait what year was this?
2016
No this is one double
He said when Dirty Sprite 2 came up
2015-ish
Yeah
Yeah something like that
If you got a double cup
In 2015
I don't think it was when I got
Super into it
But anyway
This could have been
Whenever
This could have been
Last week.
Y'all see me as white, right?
But like, you're not me.
I'm not like, like, in a frat setting, I'm not the white dude.
Bro, you're the coolest.
But, bro, first of all, you literally have a whole YouTube about like the popping underground artist, like underground artists.
Like, underbron.
So when everyone else is.
We know you're the cool one.
You are the cool one.
When everyone else is drinking butt lights and slamming tequila, you were, I don't like the double cup popping perks.
I used to like a good beer back in the day.
I don't fuck a beer.
I've got over.
I'll take shot.
I'll get wasted.
but then I'll not drink for like three months.
So did you continue making this?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I drank it at this party and all of a sudden after like finishing one cup
because I had like a whole container filled.
I like blacked out a little bit.
Like you know how when your knees like start wobbling?
Yeah, me every day.
Okay, so that happened.
So all of a sudden like the wall started like, I don't know what you would call it like
bleeding spiders in a way.
You want some
A fucking like
Gunner music video shit
It was the
I was like freaked out
I thought I was gonna die
Wait this is all
This is off
This sounds like some
Crop syrup
This sounds like
Copeida
I was fucked up off like
Oh you were like
Hydro trip
That I overdosed on
Robo trip
That's what I call it
Robo trip
Robo trip
That T Payne talked about it
In a
What
It's common
Brod song
Is it dangerous?
Yeah
It's like
It's like home
Mane
bro
Yeah
It sounds like fun
I don't know
Okay
It was not.
Robo Tripcast
That's what I'm wondering
That's what I was going to say
In the second
Bro, if you ever
Sounds like shrooms
If you ever give me some shit like this
Like I'm thinking you poured up some walk
And you poured up some shit like this
We're gonna have to square
Bro like that's
Broh
Would you guys be down to you like a mushroom
Chocolate bar before the podcast?
No
That sounds horrible
Jesus Christ
I feel like the
I feel like the fucking ball
Will just like come off the fucking wall
And then turn into a real ball
Start bouncing
We would talk over each other pretty often
I can't imagine how we're going to be able to control that off the truth.
There would be zero way.
I feel like people.
And we think we're having like a coherent conversation.
Like laughing the entire time.
All freestyle the whole time too.
We're just having separate conversations within our own heads.
Oh my fucking God.
Bro.
That's what we're doing right now basically.
I'm so over.
Like I think I'm good on all that shit like for life.
Yeah.
Wait psychedelics?
Yeah, for sure.
I've been wanting to do.
I like it, bro.
The last time I looked, I had blue, I had like, vibrant blue hair.
I looked at my,
stuff in a mirror and I was like what the fuck are you doing?
I was in Indiana doing a feature but I was staying at this bitch house and I didn't know.
That's what I'm stuck.
I didn't know her and I was off shrooms.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm like, this is the world.
I'm in Indiana.
That's the worst place to do shrooms.
Why would I?
Not not Indiana, but I'm saying like in a weird place you don't know with the girl you
don't know that's creepy.
It's like you're supposed to do psychics in a comfortable environment.
Everything was cool at first and then like I went to the bathroom.
I took off my beanie.
I had blue hair and like.
Wait, did you actually?
No, no.
Yeah, no, my hair was actually blue.
Oh, okay.
No, but like,
but you would look at yourself,
like,
what am I doing my life?
Like, bro,
I had a car,
her beanie on for,
like,
it was cold as fuck.
So, like,
I had a beanie on,
like,
for, like,
almost like the entire day.
So,
nigga,
I'm off shrooms.
I kind of forgot
that my hair was blue.
And I'm just in the bathroom.
I'm looking at myself in the mirror.
Nick,
I go like this.
I take my beanie off
and I'm like,
oh shit,
my hair is blue.
Like,
and I'm just like,
why,
Wait, hold on Indiana.
Bro, this is what I told AD.
AD is like, I don't like taking shrooms.
I was like, how was your last experience?
He was like, I took someone I went to the club.
I'm like, that's the worst place, bro.
All right.
And this is so much horrible.
All right, let me explain this.
In this context, you have your own house or apartment.
Bills are paid.
You have water in the fridge, food in the fridge, and you have some downtime.
It's six o'clock.
You eat and ate the shrooms and you spend the rest of the night.
You got no thing on your lip.
Just yeah, you know herpes on your lip.
No cold sore.
You could pass to joining around to your homies.
You didn't just get out of a young boy.
Oh, exactly.
I didn't just gang bang and be young boy.
Is that what she said?
But I'm just saying that like when you're in a comfortable environment,
it, I feel like it leads to creativity.
Like when I'm on trumes, bro, I think a so much cool.
I disagree.
Yeah.
To justify it.
I disagree, bro.
I feel like it's so much fun.
I literally was so scared.
I was like, I got to get home.
If I'm on any psychedelic, the last thing I'm,
want to do is think about working and being on my laptop, bro.
That sounds, every time like, no, no, no, my homie's like, oh, let's trip and design.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
You're not going to want to be on technology.
Crazy story.
Speaking of work, speaking of work, nigger, when I was off this, when I was off the blue hair
Indiana trip, tell me why.
That's when Adam and Kim start arguing in the group chat.
Oh, you know, I remember.
And they, and they, like, called or texted her that same night.
And they were like, they were like, okay.
maybe this isn't going to work out.
And I'm like, I'm off the shroom.
Like, bro, what do you mean?
Y'all got to.
You're crying.
No, I wasn't crying.
I'm just like, I'm like, bro, y'all got to figure this out.
Like, blah, da, and like.
I'm never going to forget the day, bro.
I remember literally, I'm not sure how many days.
I feel like this is like a war.
I'm not sure how many days it was after this phone call.
But I remember one day I went to Adam's house to help him work on his computer.
And he just like, Yuri, it's an end of an era.
And I was like, what are you talking about?
And he's just like, Kim's off the pot.
Bro.
I was like, no way.
Me being off shrooms.
Is that camera?
Yeah, yeah.
Me being off shrooms in another state and like reading them argue.
And I'm just like, just relax, guys, please stop it.
Yeah, no, it was, I mean, yeah, I'm not, I only want to talk about it.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
But I saw it definitely from a different perspective.
It was crazy.
I mean, like, once she explained it to me, I understood it.
Oh, yeah, totally.
I mean, I just saw it as a, from my own perspective.
It just was a situation.
I mean, like, shit, y'all in the fucking charge of all.
It really was y'all niggas for real.
It was, it was crazy.
Just like, the comments were crazy.
The comments were hell.
You know what I mean?
It's one of those situations where-
You can handle a couple, but like, bro,
if they're just like, every comment is just saying some fucked-up shit about you.
And that's kind of what your also told me about her experience on here.
She's like, yeah, no, they're fucking, they're so annoying in the comments.
It's not, I don't think it's the no-jumper audience.
It's specific.
I don't know what you know.
I don't even think it's just, I think it's just the internet, bro.
They do. I don't get it.
Nah, they be hating girls specifically on here.
They don't really do anything out of the ordinary.
You know, they're just conversating.
But it's the fact that, you know, at the end of the day, no jumper is, you know, a platform for like, you know, guy talk.
You know, it's loosely around porn.
But to be honest, from the perspective of a guy, to be honest, I always thought of myself, because I've had a YouTube channel for a long time too.
I always thought of myself.
What's it called?
I always thought of myself as like a strong person who can handle, like, any comment.
I think it's a very 2K kind of.
But then.
Is that what it is?
No.
Harmonious game.
But then, dude.
Ever since like we've had kind of no
It looks something like that
Same way is gays
Okay okay but ever since the this little bit of growth
Riley and I have experienced recently with our podcast
It's like bro I do get some comment
I apologize by the way if I did make it no no it's fine
I was I was kidding bro but sometimes I will do get some comments
From just like it will lead to like in like I'm like
Why am I thinking about this all the sudden
Have you ever got into an argument before off a comment
Not arguments but we will we will discuss
We will discuss comments from like
Your comments get out of pocket I'm like I don't
know why I'm taking this seriously or the harmonious I remember reading them what I was on
I'm like bro this is so disrespectful you know what it is it made me uncomfortable at certain times
it's because I kind of I feel like I cultivate this like this audience of like you can joke about
whatever you want until I get to the certain point that's like yeah that's like that's the CX culture right
but I feel like it I feel like it's a reflection of my my own personality where bro like people
people people shit on me all the time and I don't get a shit you know I mean like people people people
That's the number one thing people comments about
It was like oh Yuri gets bullied
Or like kind of like people talk shit
About Yuri or all this stuff
And I don't care
Sometimes they'd be capping up
Because they were literally acting like me
And you were beefing the other day
And I'm like I feel it's like perception
Sometimes people think it's different than it is
You know what I mean?
My bro we were literally
We weren't even saying anything crazy to each other
My fair part is like the most bullshit comment
I feel like my audience thinks
I can take anything
So they will say anything
And I'm just like bruh
Have you ever read something about yourself
And your comments that like
wasn't like like like like you're like damn i can see how you thought that but like no bro i can't even
read my comments anymore really really not even a few no i read some of them i i respond to some of them
but like because you always see the most negative ones like those ones you remember 10 people could
be like yo ba you're the phone man bro you've been killing it bro i've been watching you since you
have five subscribers exactly it it no it mentions some like maybe you're insecure about or
something that like yeah like you said it was exactly opposite of what you meant they offer some stupid
pro tip you know yeah and you're like bobble lamp do your videos like this and it puts you in a bad mood
so i just want to stay like my whole life i just want to be stress free yeah yeah that's good that's
good man because that's definitely one thing that like have me like negative some days is just reading
a salty comment and just wanting to like respond and just one up them but it's like what are we
doing bro they follow you you you know what i mean like
I don't think you know, like, on the way over here, bro, I literally, like, I had to, like,
I had to, like, compose myself because I was just really going through some personal shit.
And I was just like, bro, I can't bring this energy to the show.
Like, I was going to just, like, come on here and just be like, yeah, man, like, you know, like.
Bro, to be honest, I feel you on that, too, bro.
It's like, I've, like, I feel like everyone does.
But me personally, too, I feel like I've also had this thing where I was like, I even wanted to think, like, should I not come to the show today type of shit?
I cried more than I ever cried on the way over here.
Really?
Like, I was literally like, like, like, I was like, okay, I need to relax.
Like, I can't.
You really just got to get all that.
You got to get it out, bro.
That's the best way to get all that anger out.
Just to let it all out through your fucking tears and like, bro.
It's like, it's like, it's shit that I needed to cry.
It's shit that I got nobody to be mad out.
Like, I can't like, I can't beat up diabetes for fucking up my mom.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Well, that's why I say men have like a higher suicide rate is because they don't like.
Yeah.
I just saw a post about that today.
It's the leading cause of death still and men.
So,
Suicide?
One of their reasons
Like cancer
So shit
No, it's still
Delo
For men under 35
One of the reasons
Why
I was having like
A little breakdown
On the way over here
Is because
I never heard my mom say this
In her entire life
Bro,
She was just like
I'm just like
I can't do
I can't do this anymore
Basically
Like you know
Like she was like
Sound like
She was just like
Wanted to give up
Type shit in life
And I was just like
It was just like
Damn
Like you know
Like I understand though bro
Like really like
No one like
some of the shit that's like wrong with her
it's like bro you you wouldn't want to live
like that bro yeah and like she's been
on my ass like bonte please like you don't
want to end up like this like
you know what I'm saying?
That's a hard thing to hear from your mother too
bro too and like I had to like
you're strong for that for like even coming today
bro I had to not even freak out though
like when she said that I had to just like kind of
you stood in the middle of conversation
but I couldn't believe she had said
because if you knew my mom
and like hearing her say that it was like
bro, she must really be like...
But was it like a passive, like, joke?
No, bro.
My mom, she's been...
You know what I'm saying, though?
She's been fucked up for like years and it's been getting worse and worse and worse.
And it's like, you know what I'm saying?
So like, she really, like, bro, like, she wasn't even looking at me.
Like, she was just looking down and was like, like, I felt how serious she meant that.
And I was just like...
Housephone, just to like bring some sort of like optimism to this conversation.
I've had...
I'm sorry to hear that, bro.
No, same.
I had to bring a lot of optimism to...
her. No, 100% exactly.
But I was going to say, I've had similar conversation with family members in my family who
like years ago would tell me like, I think this is it.
You know what I mean?
And I have those tough conversations and you think in yourself that this is it.
But like, through perseverance and like, you know what I mean?
Like in the right things like shit, shit can get better, dude.
And then later you realize you're like, oh, wow.
Like we had that deep crazy conversation, but things did get better.
You know what I mean?
The doctor literally told her the fact that she's even here is like a miracle.
Like because her miracles happened all the time.
bro. And also the human body
is like a crazy thing that's very fucking
it's fragile but also very
very strong too.
That's why she's in my ass because she's like bro
like don't let it get to the point to where you
end up like this where like
you know what I'm saying where it's irreversible
because it's like a lot some shit is
like like the only
way that she that her situation
would be reversible right now
as if I bought her in a fucking
another kidney or another
liver. Not kidding. I don't think her
kidneys.
Yeah.
Well, I feel like a lot of people.
And you only got one of those.
And,
and her having pre,
you know,
like other problems is like,
it puts her at too much risk to have the surgery to even do a
transfer.
Yeah.
So it's like,
I feel like with a lot of people who are especially in their like,
in their 20s,
you kind of have this feeling.
And people talk about all the time.
You feel this invincibility.
I totally.
But it's like you don't,
you don't feel the effects of your lifestyle until later.
And like a lot of people don't,
Don't even think about it.
I literally felt fine.
Like my, like, like, even though all the partying shit that I've done over the years,
I felt fine.
I had a weird little tingle on my leg.
And then literally it was like, boom, nigger.
Like, I had to change my whole entire life after that day.
Dude, when I was 16, I was convinced that all I had to do is skate and eat McDonald's
and I'd be fine.
I'm going to be honest with you.
And I was like, no, that's, that's retarded.
I'm going to, I'm so.
No, that's not stupid at all because that is one of the thing.
Because I was eating terribly my whole life, like, especially.
especially younger, bro, that is the only thing that kept me in shape.
I was looking at old pictures of me.
I was like, damn, I was like, skating, right?
Bro, I was skating everywhere.
It's hobbies, bro.
It's hobbies that you're interested.
Not even skating in particular, but just hobbies in general, bro.
I had this problem where I got caught slipping when I was skating.
Niggas hopped out on me.
I was by myself.
No.
Broad daylight, broad daylight.
Got me for all my jewelry and all that shit.
And I never skated anywhere after that in life.
I never skated anywhere ever after that.
Because I was like, man, like...
So why don't you just not bring jewelry?
I didn't think...
You know what, like, you know what it was?
Like, because first of all...
Also, like, dangerous.
I just didn't...
Okay, like, I just didn't think about it like that.
Like, bro, like, I'm in my...
I'm in my area that I literally...
I grew up there since first grade.
I'm not thinking about nothing happened to me over there.
Where you feel the most comfortable.
That's the most kind of...
Like, you know what I'm saying?
And I was almost home.
Like, I was literally like two apartments away from my house.
Wow.
Niga hopped out the car.
One nigga tried to serve me out to skate.
I'm fighting him.
The other nigga hops off the car.
He serves me from the side.
And I'm just like,
bro,
just take the shit,
bro, at this point.
But yeah,
I literally,
I swear to God,
I never got on a skateboard
after that day.
Let's skate, bro.
No,
literally,
let's do it.
No, let's do it.
I'm trying to get back on it.
I'm down to get on it too.
Let's fucking, bro,
people have been asking,
everybody.
People would love to watch a stream of us
just setting up a tripod
and just trying to skate.
We don't have to talk to...
What,
just in this corner right here?
We're not even this corner.
Like,
I got a skateboard.
I'm not really ramp.
I'm not really ramp.
Or just some flat ground.
You know what I mean?
Learning how to like do a pop shove again or Ollie again or something like that, you know?
Yeah.
Honestly, now let's go on like like, oh, let's skate from like fucking Venice to Santa Monica.
Oh, I used to love doing that shit.
No, we used to go.
What's the furthest you ever skated?
Don't play with me like that.
Let me here.
I really.
What's the furthest?
I got one.
I got one.
I really went from Doc Wiler to Santa Monica.
No, no, no, no.
Nothing.
But on the bike is crazy though.
Can I can I say my bike one?
I took Gardine.
I have a
Azusa to Paramount.
That's crazy.
From Azusa?
Yes.
That's a crazy one.
I have a-
And I didn't even know
how to get home.
I have a bike one and a skateboard one.
Okay.
My skateboard one is probably
Santa Monica to Hawthorne.
Damn.
Yeah.
That beats my,
I was going to say West Hollywood
to Santa Monica.
Nah, fool.
I went from.
That's insane.
I got off work and there was no,
there was no bus that was running no more.
And like,
honestly,
I like to just like
throw on my,
Throw on my music and like just be it's an adventure, bro, like traveling and chill like that.
Honestly, by the time I got to Manchester, like Manchester and like Lincoln.
Oh, by what's the skate park right there?
Lincoln Skate Park or even, I don't know what you're talking about.
Fuck, I forgot the name of hot.
God damn it.
Come on.
What's that like?
It's in Westchester.
Like, everybody used to go there.
I know what you're talking about.
I forgot.
Anyway, so that, that skate park.
park. Once I got there, I was like, well, it got to be his bus coming. And I think one bus
finally came and I finally got on that shit. And I took it like all the way like like like to the
rest of my house. Bro, one time. How did you do that now though? I literally that's a shit. I literally
never. It's cool though though. I don't know. Would you escape from here home to where?
Because you, you live like reasonably like kind of. Okay. I would do that. I would take it. It would take
me about, you know, 30 minutes. I probably 30 minutes. I thought you lived way close.
No, it would take me about 30 minutes to get on board.
I mean, 30 minutes is only like a mile and a half.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Bro, listen to this.
One time, me and my, I had these like fixed gear homies that would like fix you around town with, right?
We go from West Hollywood to Main Street and 130th.
Why?
Because our homie lived there and he was having a kinsenia or like a barbecue or something.
We're going to go kick it there, right?
Had those shoes on?
So we fucking, maybe.
We go there to fucking, I don't remember what shoes I was running.
But we go there to kick it, right?
And then I'm telling my, this is when I was 16.
And I was telling my homies, like, I have to be home at 8 p.m.
And it's already, like, reaching, like, seven.
That was your rushing time?
Bro, my parents are super strict.
And then, fucking, I'm telling my homies, like, I have to go home.
And they're like, yo, we're actually biking deeper into Compton.
We're going to go to our other homie's house.
And I was like, I got to go, bro.
They're like, sorry, bro.
Peace.
You know what I mean?
And I was just like, all right, deuce is at 6.
At 16, I leave from Main Street in 130th.
And I bike, start making my way to weigh.
Hollywood and that took me I think like two hours.
We used to rob things for fixies and shit.
But the whole time I was biking as fast as I could, I was like, don't get robbed, don't get robbed, don't get robbed, don't get robbed.
I was like, I was literally thinking that the whole time, bro.
We said egg hookers on on Fixies.
That's crazy.
On Long Beach Boulevard in Compton.
You disrespecting sex workers like that?
Oh god.
Yo.
Y'all wondering why your teacher's fucking hate you.
It's Los Angeles, bro.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Let's actually talk about some.
Yeah, let's talk about some music. Let's talk about some music before we, uh,
Before we end off, we're going to be at what?
How many hours, six?
A three?
So I think I know mine and your favorite take of the last seven days.
Well, let me explain to Bob the segment we're going to do.
So we got a segment here called Repeat Heat, which is where you tell us what's in your rotation right now, either like your favorite song that like you heard or you just fucking listen to this shit 20 times back to back to back.
Okay, so go ahead.
Who me?
Yeah.
Man, pastor.
No, sorry.
Pastor Ralphie Part two.
Yes.
Has to Ralphie part too.
Bro, the whole tape from top to bottom.
I just want to say like...
I gotta find a tape.
What's your favorite?
It don't got necessarily...
My favorite song?
Uncomfortable.
I like the shade.
Uncomfortable is the best song.
With Money Science Sweat.
Bro.
You and Blasier are literally...
Off white Belantiaga.
Shit made me comfortable.
No, but the shit with Money Science Sweat's crazy.
That song is super good.
That song repeat.
I'm not sure if it's on that album, but that song, Ralphid's called...
Baldhead...
Baldhead Jason's.
Yeah, it is on that album.
That song is fine.
Don't ever fucking disrespect.
Bro, me and the transition.
I was talking about a different song.
I was going to say, I'm not sure if it's on the album, but that song ROP by Ralphie.
Yeah, sir.
Yeah, you were talking about this song a lot.
But he's still got to drop the fucking, uh, the country tape.
I'm excited for that.
That's dropping February 14th, bro, it's I love Ralphie.
How do you know that?
I pre-ordered it.
I'm about to do the same thing.
Take a shot of that whiskey.
That's a good gift for Valentine's Day.
Here's the pre-order.
I've never screen recorded a fucking, a snippet.
A snippet than that
Do you have to pay for the pre-order?
No, I'm just bullshitting.
I just saw it on Instagram.
Wow, dude, stop spilling shit.
Come on, bro.
I just want to say the tape's amazing.
Why, you heard it on the low?
No, no, what?
The sneaky, like.
Ralphie leak.
Damn.
I can't be juicy right now.
No, but check it out.
He, uh, I just want to say one thing.
The, uh, I think it's the truth hurts that first song, the Draco song.
It's so sad.
To the Peezy song, the transition is just seamless.
It's amazing, bro.
That song is so sad, though, bro.
Dude.
It's, uh, is Draco the ruler's brother.
And he made, like, a dedication song to him.
He passed away.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I had, I,
I got stabbed in the neck at a festival out here and die.
Oh, I knew that.
Yeah.
Oh.
And it was under, uh, Live Nations one.
Yeah.
It's the same shit as at Astro Fest.
God, damn.
Isn't it down?
Don't you think they're monopolized that kind of market?
Yeah.
They feel to just get sued.
They're going to get sued into fucking oblivion.
I'd even,
I'd even hear about that.
Billions.
They're going to be throwing ham shows pretty straight.
No, about that it was the same.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, they did all, like, major.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, no, honestly.
No, Pastor Ralphie, too, is amazing tape.
Go check it out.
Number one was crazy, too.
But honestly, like, I think number two got more bangers on it, bro.
Like, like, more consistent.
Like, wow.
Like, he said, he said this bar in one of the songs, like, they want that.
They want that, oh, Ralphie, but I think my stuff.
down getting better. And I was like, it is getting
better. But he also said
he think he's cool because he got a bag and he's
walking to Nordstrom's.
That shit is funny as shit, bro.
I go like, it was first back.
You kind of did feel cool walking into the North Strzum.
It took me like five seconds to process
what you just said. And I'm like, bro, I've got
my first Comday Girl song.
Me too, bro.
I got my first Comedger song, Converse is
there. Some bullshit Burberry piece or something.
I knew he was an op. I could tell by his
Ross Denham, man. Who the
fuck is wearing Ross denim.
Bro.
Someone DM.
He's in the tent taking bum needles.
Bro.
You could have got some money out to bitch.
You too busy beating her.
Bro, I just realized someone dissed me on this year.
Bro, this nigga is fire.
Bro.
Bro, this nigga is preaching financial literacy.
He said he spent his last 20 on a foreign.
He could have been leasing it.
How so I didn't just realize until now that someone DM me.
I saw the DM earlier today.
Someone DM me saying,
Yuri, I noticed you're wearing that Ross denim.
Let me send you some good shit.
I don't know what he was talking about.
I didn't know what he was talking about
He was dissing me, motherfucker
He was literally dissing you
Don't send me shit, you're an asshole
Bro, listen
No, that's the quickest
He told niggas how to save money
He said he spent his last 20,000
On a foreign
When he could have been leasing it
God damn it bro
She gave me
Wait wait, I got more
She gave me money by choice
You had to choke the bitch
Niggas all in their feelings
Because nobody noticed them
Oh
Come on, bro
This niggas literally
Shit getting weird in the city
R&P Nipsey Hustle
Bro, come on bro
Bro!
Bro, no, no, no, no, wait, wait.
He's a prophet.
That nigga said, we was sticked up every day
I didn't think you'd go out with a knife.
That was the craziest bar in that song, bro.
That hit everybody.
That hit everybody.
That nigga said, that's a movie shit right there, bro.
I have no idea what y'all are talking about.
Weird, we, no, even when you read the lyrics,
I'm like, I don't know what shit, what does that mean?
He's just, okay, he's just like a pimp.
He's basically just like...
What's the difference between this stick and like, what are you talking about?
Okay, Drake got killed by a knife.
He said we were sticked up every day.
I can't believe you went out with a knife.
Oh, okay.
Makes sense.
And like, that's his brother.
That's his blood brother.
So he's like, damn, bro, I can't believe you, you know?
Ten fororns on Melrose with my chains glowing.
Come on.
You couldn't miss us on Melrose.
Oh, my God.
Bro.
Okay, I'm sorry.
See, I get the lyrics.
I get the lyrics, but like, it's just like...
There's context, bro.
You gotta hear it.
It's like...
You gotta see a photo Ralphie, then you gotta hear it.
It's like, whoa.
It's the way he says it.
It sounds good, though.
It's get money music, bro.
It's like...
For real.
Yeah, that's what it is.
If you wake up in the morning and throw on this shit, bro,
you will literally...
You will go find $10,000 somewhere.
Yeah, on God.
I swear to God.
I play that shit on the way to work.
You will find $10,000 than a bitch with a BBL.
Just like ready to get it.
What the fuck?
I swear to God, bro.
It's, is...
It's give money music.
He also has like three bars on like baby lotion.
Bro.
Like you used all the baby lotion.
I used all the baby lotion.
He was like, he was like, I met your baby mama crib using your baby Juergens.
Niggins.
Niggas mad at me because their career ain't working.
Like some shit like that.
Like he, bro.
Man.
But I heard him saying multiple times.
He said something else about lotion too on the other song.
No, he stayed.
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
It's certain shit that he'll say like 90.
One part, like, I use the baby Jerkins, and he was like, I heard you using baby Jerkins.
Like, you got both sides.
I feel like we talk about this.
I feel like we talk about Ralphie every week now.
I mean, the tape just dropped, bro.
He gave us new content.
You are going to hate the episode after February 14.
We put the giving to you on, bro.
No, we got to do it.
I love Ralphie listening.
Oh, stream.
I swear to God.
Let's do that.
Let's do that.
We'll make the whole episode about.
And it's perfect because it drops Thursday.
Thursday night.
Bro, first of all, like.
You have to do it at midnight, though.
I know.
Hey, we're here.
I'm grabbing a coffee.
We'll do the show until a nine.
Nica, get some food or something.
You could do a hero in my place.
We could go to your his crib.
Pull up in the coldest fit out of respect.
Bro.
I'm telling you, like, that should make you want to go buy like 10 chains.
And lease a whip.
And lease.
And least.
Bro, like a gas efficient whip.
A gas efficient whip.
I wish I heard Ralphie told me that.
before I bought my own.
Bro, if Ralphie's music,
if I would have heard Ralphie's music,
like when I was growing up,
I would have been further along the life.
Saved millions of dollars.
I would have been a million.
Bro.
I would have had a liquid million.
I would be like Elon Musk on the way
to the fucking moon by this point.
You'd be texting with Elon right now.
You'd be like,
with the group shout at Ralphie.
I'm gonna get a millionaire at this flow.
I got big goes.
Yeah.
Bro.
One of the best rappers of all time.
He's just going to get better, bro.
Okay.
No, Baba, yeah.
On the Babelam vibes, though, fucking
Baby Santana,
young Chris, and Lewis,
Luis.
Off the leash.
Bro, first of all,
shout out Icy Twat for still being relevant.
Oh,
shout to Icy Twat, bro.
Super fire producer.
Like, I can't believe that he's, like,
still evolving, like this.
That's an underground legend right there.
I'm happy, bro, because.
You rafel at first.
Yeah.
Who ICT2W?
I see Tuat rap
You can check it out on Spotify
They least the beat
I'm happy
Because wintertime disappeared
He just stopped making music
For some reason
I've watched some of any
YouTube documentary
He's like what happened
To wintertime
Yeah and then
But I see to hear
That he's still doing show
Bro like
Like these kids are like
14 16
Like they're like the new
They don't even know yet
Like what the fuck he's done
I mean they probably know
If they got
They have a bee by him
But I'm saying
They might know him through Cardi
Because Cardi wrapped
On Ice 12
I mean like
A lot of niggers was on
Icy twice shit.
Yeah.
No, but honestly,
I was just talking to somebody
like, what the fuck
happened to the Divine Counsel,
bro?
For real,
bro,
such a good,
good-ass group.
I always think of that.
No,
but they had that one song
with like Andre 3,000 on it
and then they fucking disappear.
You think it was like they got an argument
with one another or something like that?
That just what happens with groups.
Groups never work out.
Groups never work out.
They're not very like financially viable.
But you got to split the profit three ways.
It was such a good group,
though,
you know about Divine Counsel?
back in
So I see 12
Was in a group
With this guy named Silk Money
And what was the other guy's name?
I don't even know
I swear Divine Counsel
Came out the same time as Migos
And they were just like the alternate
Underground
SoundCloud version of Migos
Raider Clown was already
Team Sesh Wall
You know what I mean?
I don't really like those official clans
Like if y'all are homies
Like that's cool and all
But like Slate World
Like dissipated
Yeah
They are
Fucking
Raider clan
Fucking members only
That wasn't as much of a beef, but they kind of spread out.
I mean, no, no, they definitely have some internal beef for sure.
Just egos and, you know, just personalities start clashing.
Even megos, like, they're not beefing at all.
They're not beefing at all.
They're definitely slowed it down.
They're doing solo careers because they make more money off their solo.
You remember that year when just all of them were like, I'm dropping a solo.
Yeah, they all had solo.
They were all ass.
At least like, and now, yeah, they all were trash.
I'm sorry.
They all were terrible.
No, no, no.
Takeoff had one song.
It was kind of like 80s.
I don't know what it's called,
but it had some underground rapper on it.
It was amazing.
Really?
I don't even think take off his own.
Stop bringing up old trap star.
Bro, Gucci Man's old tapes with Young Thug
when he just put him on.
Gucci Man's tape with Lil Flash.
Oh, Lil Flash?
No, we had to make a Gucci Man iceberg.
I didn't, wait, no, I didn't hear it.
The tapes called White Gucci Main.
No way.
I've never heard of this.
He got hella songs with Lil Flash, bro.
Shout to Little Flash.
A lot of people tried this.
He was the original guy getting washed in all the chief key videos.
Exactly with the water.
I remember, bro.
Literally,
all these tapes tops of bottom were perfect, bro.
I'm a fan.
Bro,
we need a little flash on the fucking pod.
That would be so funny.
He wouldn't say much or something like that.
No,
what's that one song?
Shats a little flash.
You put me on this one song about him that.
Oh,
helicopter.
That like fucking comethic.
Co metazine took piece for peace.
He,
co metazine, what's up with you?
Look.
He made a song called Helichoppers.
Same beat, same flow, same bars.
That's all my favorite songs about Comedithines.
Hear Little Flash helicopters.
Yeah, you never heard.
It's the same beat, same bars.
Wow.
I didn't even know about this.
Awake of Smoking Doe.
It's OG.
He literally said that same song.
In the same beat.
Speaking of Comethazine, you know who had the most fire?
I was, bro, sorry, comedy.
When I first, because I was one of the first comethicensing songs, right, that kind of just arise.
Yeah.
And I commented, I'm like, bro, this is so disrespectful.
Or you're discerning a little flash like that?
Like, what's up with you?
Wow.
Speaking of a...
He, like, wrote in the description.
Like, yo, this is a...
Inspiration.
Yeah, you should have said, yeah, you should have said, like...
Inspired by some...
Like, like, some, like, writing credits or something.
Bro, Drake did Ram Riddles
fucking...
So grimy, bro.
Ram Riddles was his nigger from Toronto that used to come...
Oh, you know, Ram Riddles.
All the time and performing shit randomly, right?
I think he got random songs and Playboy Cardi.
He has a lot of popping songs.
Right?
And he has a song called Sweeter Man, like this R&B song.
Amazing song.
And like Drake literally just took his whole song.
Wow.
Are you sure that like Drake didn't?
No, no, no.
Reddles is from Canada.
Hear me out.
So Drake got a lot of ghostwriters and writers.
No, it wasn't like that, bro.
Maybe Drake like had one of his ghostwriters did it without telling Drake.
No, Drake for sure paid off Ram Riddles because like it wasn't like an X situation where like blew out of proportion.
Yeah, no.
But also party next door just to like, I mean, this is public information, but he actually
wrote work for Rihanna and Drew.
Yeah.
There's a reference track.
It's fucking amazing on YouTube.
Benny Blanco wrote some of it.
I think that was his name.
I was just watching a YouTube video.
He's the producer.
The white guy.
Bro, do you know how many songs that he wrote?
Oh, yeah.
He was in the little Dickie show.
He's in Dave, Dave.
Bro.
Oh, do you know?
Real gay shit.
Yeah, bro.
Dave, yeah.
Like bubble gum in the asshole shit.
You thought like we'd be playing around on, like, jokes?
No.
Them niggas.
Anyway, but listen.
Were they the ones on Channel 5 that one time?
No.
I was taking him.
All right, go on.
This nigga wrote some of the most popular songs of like the last like 20 years, bro.
Like he was just with Justin Bieber, like, all those like pop, pop.
Yeah.
He were, he wrote like Katie Perry and show.
So many, bro.
Yo, I have a random Quimathazine story.
He's probably the richest motherfucker ever.
Oh, go ahead.
Back during the Melrose days.
What do you do to you?
I remember he, I saw him at Brooklyn Projects.
He came out to me going, let's play a game of skate.
And I'm just like, I'm super tired, bro.
who you were,
just finished skating.
No, no, no, I didn't...
It was on some little...
Just random, right?
Then later that day, I'm interning
at No Jumper, I'm like helping around.
He comes through again.
He sees me there.
He's like, let's play that game of skate, bro, blah, blah, blah,
like this and that.
I'm like, all right, let's do it.
Beat him.
Damn.
End the story.
You want to say, now that you mention it,
I actually have a similar situation.
With Kometh?
When I was working at Chinatown Market,
it was like two years ago.
He came in, Kometezzin came in,
and I beat him at ping pong.
I thought you could say
Gave a skate
Rappers that are in that same realm
Pong
Y'all see this fake-ass video
of like smoke perp firing on his nigga
Nah
bro
Okay
But smoke perp also got fired on
Wait recently like a recent video
So smoke perp is like
It almost seems staged
Oh wow
Yeah
Go on the mind
My phone out
Um
Okay so
Yeah
So yeah
So like
So perp was just like in this circle
Like yelling at this dude
were and then there was a cameraman behind where were they probably someplace in like
it was like if you were really fighting something nobody would have like been ready to to like
yeah yeah so he did like fell over all in the ground i think so he was the most dramatic
fake shit i ever seen no you missed the last part with the dude literally on the ground like his
hands frozen like like the like mannequin challenge like frozen like what did you got knocked out bro
No, but you
His hands were up in the air, like
That's how people get knocked out
They're just like, oh
No,
Your hands are not going to be up
Off your body in the air
I've seen it
I'm telling you
I'm not
Are you joking?
Give it smoke
Smoke for the benefit of the doubt
It was just fake
He probably knocked this guy out
All right, it's right here
Wait, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait,
How do we?
Who should I send it to fuck?
Wait, we might get in trouble
For playing a fight.
Oh yeah, because it's a fight,
Yeah, I got demonetize
But going back to the conversation.
Everybody just look at it on Twitter, bro.
Bavilland, what's like your music of the week?
So I got two songs.
This is for like the underground.
Oh, shit.
Chulo, spelled X-H-U-L-O-O-O-O.
He got a new song called Suburban.
That should have been on a repeat for like however long it's been out.
I think it only got like 20K views on YouTube.
Is there like a certain bar you want to shout out?
I don't fuck with bars like that, bro.
Yeah.
Is there a certain melody you want to hum?
If you just listen to the song,
Wait, how do you spell it again?
X-U-L-L-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O.
How do you, like, hype yourself up, like, as you listen to the song.
Because, like, I feel like, if I'm listening to the song and he said some crazy shit,
I'm like, oh, okay, so the chorus is like, new car, came with a, I don't know what else he says.
I'm just like.
You probably have no idea, yeah.
I'm just mumbling around, like, yo, this shit's hard.
It just sounds sick.
I can even shouts out, like, yeat with, like, the turban.
Oh.
And then, what was the second song?
Oh, it's going to be a lot of turban's tomorrow.
K-Swave's new artist.
K-Swave's my favorite on-the-ground artists.
First of all, K-Swave,
consistent.
Bro.
One of the most consistent.
He, like, just figure out how to just
effortlessly make, like,
really catchy music.
Like, when he first popped that,
I'm a bad bitch,
and I'm a fucking morning.
That shit was crazy.
I got her buzzing.
He did better on that song than missed the rage.
Bro, that song was,
they dropped her on the same time, too.
Bro, that's fact.
Speaking of K.
while, bro, first of all, I get all my
underground news from you, so talking to
you on here is funny
as fuck. That's what I do.
Well, you, you, who else do I consolidate
with, Hakeem, me and Hakeem.
Me and Hakeem's, like, closer
to it, though. Oh, bro,
Hakeem is the one who fucking created
Twisty P. Yeah, he got his boots on the
ground for show. Like, he's actually
interacting and, you know, going to shows and
shit. I'm not allowed to, though.
Why? I feel like
I feel like, um,
that takes away from the lore of
So, okay, so some of the problems I've had with rappers isn't necessarily like,
they'd be wasting your fucking tone.
There's not beef.
It's just, I can't, once I get to know a rapper and we're friends, I can't talk unbiased
about whatever they're doing.
Hell now, you got to let them know like that just is what it is.
No, I know.
Especially if it's like, they get offended.
They get offended.
It's like on every new site.
And it's like, bro.
See, that's what I do.
And then it turns into a problem.
And I'm like, dude, like, this is just my job.
You can't stop me for you.
Well, you got to be like, all right, well, fuck you did.
Well, so now I just don't even like try to chill.
Yeah, bro.
It's like, whatever.
You know, it's funny too, bro.
You know how many times, like, I was the one who, like, found some, like, you know,
rapper kid that, like, that fucking, you know, definitely, like, out of them weren't listening to or didn't know about.
I'll be the one that'll, like, get them an interview or something.
And then they'd be having a problem with me after.
I'm like, nigga.
I literally just tried to put you on.
No, I don't even.
I made you.
It's like, I was trying to put you on.
Yeah, like, I was fucking with you.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro, I can make.
Because you gave like an opinion on them.
Or I don't know.
Just like, just after that, niggas just was just like, oh, fuck you.
Or, you know, like.
It's the cloud demon shit.
Yeah, facts.
One thing I would say with like meeting, you know, rappers or just like people in general,
it's like I try my hardest to separate the music from them because that will ruin shit real quick, you know, like.
You know, some of these rappers are, they're shitty businessmen.
But like music wise, he's like not cool.
I'm like, it's going to break my heart.
He's hell of cool, bro.
You got to set.
separate the art from the artist.
Yeah.
I can tell, I can tell that, I can tell just by his music, like, that Ralphie is a funny
ass nigga.
Yeah.
He's just funny in his rap, but, like, if I met him and he was just like, a weirdo,
I would be like, they were really, I wouldn't have nothing to listen to him.
No, Ralphie, Ralphie, Real is fuck, bro.
When we had that meeting with them, he was the first one that pulled up, like, 20 minutes
by himself to our office.
Oh, wow.
Just, just, just, I'm watching the video.
I'm watching the video.
He's wearing the unreleased, nothing personal, crew neck.
He's fucking.
He's fucking.
He shot it at the office.
He shot it at this nigger office.
I'm like, damn, this is lit.
When Draco pulled up for Matt Laley, he was kicking it, chilling with Trevor and I in the other room.
Like, yeah, he did a Matt Laly episode.
He was kicking with us for like 30, 40 minutes in the other room, just like talking and like joking around and all this shit.
He was super cool.
Like as soon as he got, after he got locked up, you know, he kind of just like went on like a media spree.
He kind of like handled like eight different podcasts.
He kind of did all of them.
That's kind of fire.
You got to tell your story, bro.
Yeah.
And you could, like they say, you could.
tell a story a thousand times. Damn and now you can
think about it. Now you can think about it
bro. It's like it's literally countless
content about him that'll be out for life.
There's been. And knowledge about him. You feel me?
I know, bro. It's so sad watching like
him in the middle of this big stage on the lights.
He's rapping. Just cheesy
and shit. Hellas. Hellah
Hellah. Hellah.
Hellah. Hellah. You was just about
to possibly do life in jail.
And then now you're on this big stage.
I really hope they make a movie about him one day.
He was in solitary confinement, you know?
For like most of the time, wasn't he?
Yeah, weeks on end and shit like that, you know, and on top of that, like...
We need a documentary just about Ralphie's lyrics and breaking them down, dissecting each lyric of Ralphie's songs.
Yep.
And Drigo got blackballed in so many different ways and parts of his career, you know, as soon as like mustard kind of just distanced himself from the whole, like, movement.
You know, that was like, okay, what's Draco's next move?
And then he kept it consistent with, like, the shoreline.
But, like, I like, I like the energy that he had, like just some like, fuck everything.
Everybody shit. Like y'all niggas ain't wanna, you know, help me or like contribute to me or whatever. But like, I never understood why he thought that like some of these people like, old him that. Yeah. That's the only thing. That's like, you know, like, I don't want nobody to take it disrespectfully or nothing. I'm just saying. No, that was definitely like one of the things that like kind of like set like kind of like just put a, I want to say bad taste, but it's like, okay, like I kind of like I, I, I, I, I, you just don't want people to talk like that. And like, you know, you always have that one home and you're like, bro, why are you making these videos?
That's what I feel like added to like people liking the, you know, to the alert of it.
It gives you this like entrepreneurial.
I did it by myself.
I didn't need nobody's help type shit.
And I feel that, but I'm saying like him like hauling out people like specific people like by name specific and being like, y'all niggins ain't helped me.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, bro, like, there's so many artists in L.A.
I mean, not even.
I just, I don't know, bro.
Like I like the fact that he just talked to shit and he didn't give a.
fuck about what nobody thought but i just didn't understand that one part now my favorite part of him
though was like he kept referring to himself as like a california artist like he was like i'm not
l-a rapper i'm doing this shit for cali and like from fucking top to bottom they they fucked with him
you know somebody somebody put me in my place about that i was like i was like yeah he just he just
did like i'm like he did a tour like it was outside of california no it was uh i was
talking to filthy this nigga filthy was telling me he was like not he was like no bro look at the
flyer like all of those shows were in california except for like one that was in like a
Like he probably got a little I think I think he hit it like a Seattle date or something like that so you're like on the West Coast
They're like like like basically like me and the homie was just talking about like how like he couldn't really leave California like that to do like a a whole big tour oh yeah for sure
But like you really think of draco ended up doing like a I don't know fucking Cleveland Ohio show that like well well that's just yeah I mean it's like you you you you you uh
You make Houston music.
Me and father sold out the House of Blue.
Like it's like drippy and like peso peso selling out in like Quebec.
You know what I mean?
I'm taking a trip to Quebec to go pick up a check.
Yeah.
So not out to take off.
But like now that's the shitty thing about like music.
It's definitely regional.
It's kind of like New York drill.
Like I don't really fuck with it.
That's probably because I'm not from New York and I can't like.
I feel the same way about both.
I feel the same way about UK.
What are you listening to?
I just told you.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't hate real.
I actually like more Cali music, like Shoreline Mafia type shit.
If you never heard of Blue Bucks clan, tap into Blue Bucks clan.
Woo.
Blue, Blue, Blue, clam.
Because you know, money is blue.
The Wu team.
I understand.
He's like, I don't know if I can listen to anything.
I don't know like a tag.
Yeah, I'm with my white boys.
Dan, little racist.
Yeah.
Man, shout to my Dominican brother, Twisty P.
Oh, he's Dominican?
Yeah.
I think I told you this yesterday.
I can't believe you're gonna learn a lot about him tomorrow yeah bro his video showed me a lot
about him yeah bobby and loki gotta be like in the corner with some notes to share i see it later
you kind of got to be here bro i'm sorry i can go back pull up yeah at least for a second bro
this is gonna back ask like interrogating him a little bit like pretalk house phone i guess some youtube
content yeah bro please yeah please yeah please yeah i will i will please please i actually want to meet this dude
bro me too i mean except for it i want to see it like
like how big he is because he met like a bunch of the rappers and the rappers were telling me
that he was kind of he was he was he was like they said he's like your size but a little bit
taller he's kind of small that's one thing he kept saying like in the uh the instagram lives
i'll be watching he'd be like yeah y'all can't fuck with me boy up 6 2 230 he's not though
like i am 1 like 75 but like i'm there's no way i'm not gonna i'm not gonna like to my own horn
but I'm like lean right yeah I've seen bro he's he's not he might be 2 30 but it's not like solid
hey hey I mean okay what are you taller than him he might I'm spinning on these per legs I'm a
laundry man I'm a little bit under the six he's okay he's solid but he's not like he's not like
D1 athlete so you think so you see you can beat him in a spark so you look at you you
look at his numbers bro his numbers is crazy on everything but what the this video that I watched in
research of the video I created.
What? The other niggas he was going against was little bitches.
He was running through him.
Yeah.
That's what they said.
Wow.
They said it was a pretty easy conference.
Oh, yeah, because he's from like San Diego or something.
Yeah.
And I actually come from a place where there's like a ton of baseball because they're like
You guys got to play a baseball game.
I don't.
Like how kids taking over does like basketball.
Yeah.
Honestly, this is what I say to all these rappers or any.
Anybody in the entertainment industry, everybody, like, no offense, everybody's like smoking, chin.
I don't do, I'm like a very healthy individual.
I would fuck anybody.
Smoky's not healthy?
I'm way more healthy than all these people.
Probably combined.
Yeah, no, for real.
Me and Yuri take dabs in the morning.
I will beat you in a decathlon right now.
I'll beat you in like a Photoshop.
Probably with, I don't do long distance because that shit mess your muscles go away.
He's saying take that pussy shit out of here.
He's saying, get the fuck out of here.
You think the fuck out of here.
I kind of want us to all like sprint.
Well, maybe not how we should we should do it in the castle.
We should just sprint outside to see the wind.
I would easily win.
I'm sorry.
No.
I mean, but then I got like flip-flops on.
Bro.
Are you going to race Twissy P tomorrow?
Oh.
I will race Twisty P tomorrow.
I need a video of y'all.
I'll bring a baseball and a bat and like have y'all.
I will race baseball each other off.
So fast.
I don't know what you're going to do, but like you.
Me and Houseful and have like huge drops for us tomorrow.
But fuck all that.
We're here for the twisty-B shit.
Fuck the politics, nigga. We're pulling up on the twisty-B.
What drops late?
2 p.m. bro.
Wait, what?
That's what time?
That's what I think, yeah, I think that's what we told.
We'll talk about it after.
We're talking about it after.
Yeah.
Damn, bud.
Someone taking notes and shit.
We don't like to.
Jace is taking notes.
Yeah, right.
I don't think they actually have.
They don't have like an actual grudge against him because they understand what he is.
They already slapped that nigga up.
And you know, one thing.
I think it's like I've had my fair share of like
FaceTimes with this guy already like really bro you were with me
when we were FaceTime oh yeah I forgot yeah like he told him about
he definitely I would say one thing like he knows when to take it on and off for the
camera because like he was he was he was he was he smiling he wasn't like yelling
geek lyrics to me or he wasn't like biting snapping at me
I was what I was going to say when you you guys mentioned um if it would turn the other
rappers off from doing interviews so he did a Twitch stream with two cup Terry
which is like
Kankin's voice.
So like I think it's all
Terry seems like
like the coolest dude
I mean Kankans in it
he has him as like a cover art
in one of his songs.
No way.
Yeah there's a song on Spotify
That's like the picture
where like Twisty piece
He's just like
He's just standing off to the corner
Yeah
Bro I'm telling you that was the iconic blue vest
That was the night
That was the night he was born
That was the night he turned from
From Zade to Twisty
I kind of want to recreate that fit
Pull up tomorrow with it
I shoot me for fun
Yeah
Wait so you're coming tomorrow
Two, niggas for fun.
Okay.
Okay.
Bro, no, the craziest shit is like him shirtless, barefoot,
singing turban and just sprinting through the streets.
He fucking.
It's like so, it's so smart in the internet world because it just leads you to so many questions.
You're like, what?
The thing is the thing about him, though, is like, I don't get like, like, what's the,
what's the end game?
You know, like, is there a song coming out?
Do you have merch?
Like, there is no.
It's hard, bro.
It's beauty.
It's like that, like, that's, like, that's, like, that's, that's,
the point of point you know i i said this in the video i made that i feel like he could transition it
because he loki made yeat pop off even more that's what i'm saying he made me a yeat fan my friends
are frustrated at it he's like i showed you five months ago like like like this is only going to like
up yeat more right for real even shack got on that like tick oh my god but wait let me finish
let me finish we need shack in here with twisty p if you listen to this a good business move move
Would to be like do what Charlie DeMillion all these other chicks do that they shake their ass and whatever
But you do that to promote underground artists songs for like
5k that's what they do already
That's what I'm saying
He can have a cameo room for show
That's awesome right or my are a TikTok run
He's having a TikTok run
But he could he could go terrorize the streets
He could hit up universal music group and shit
He could go terrorize the streets of Temecula to the local
If you come through tomorrow you can become his manager
and propose this deal
and facilitate everything.
He has a manager.
He told me who it is.
It's somebody that's known for like, you know,
fucking with like underground artists and shit.
Yeah.
At least during this week,
I don't know how things are.
Do you know the name?
Yeah.
I don't think I know what you're talking about.
Yeah.
Yes, it's a color.
Yeah.
Okay.
And they also still owe me a Takeda shirt.
Shout out to him, bro.
I haven't seen him so long, bro.
I want to laugh with him about this Twisty Pete situation so hard.
Yeah.
Because, man.
But if he did, like, a crazy TikTok to, like, some underground artists who just paid him a rack for it,
that could make a song go a million plays.
And then people would just start listening to it.
Because you got hella promo out of it, bro.
I'm saying, I might have to just throw some rollers on the table.
Literally, give him a fucking hat so he can do, like, he can piss on it and probably take a shit on it.
Yo.
No, he wouldn't do shit like that.
Chuck said at somebody's hat.
in one of his videos.
Don't give a fuck, bro.
Like barefoot splashing his feet.
My favorite,
imagine watching him stop grapes to make wine.
My favorite line by him is he wakes up.
There's videos of him literally like, like,
I've watched a lot of his videos.
Wait,
listen to his line.
He woke up on a live.
I know.
He was like,
this is a hit.
He's like,
yeah,
I just,
I just nutted in a 17 year old.
What's up?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
I don't give a, oh my God, oh my God, he's great.
Yeah.
That was so funny.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
That was the fun of the shit ever.
I never said anyone do that.
A niggas said suck my dick.
Nikita Gragge and get this dick, bro.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
God.
He's like, and guess who hit me up?
Adam 22, motherfucker.
Okay, this is the iceberg I haven't reached yet.
Yeah, with my white boys.
They're a little racist.
Yeah.
What's the dude who made the.
video.
Fuck.
No, there's clips of like his, have you guys
seen the childhood photos of this guy, bro?
Like, there's literally, there's a whole
like TikTok of just like six-year-old
version of him, eight-year-old, like him
in his sofa with his mom.
There's a video of like, looking at his mom.
Like, it's so creepy, bro.
You should, like, we should, like, write out, like.
Oh, I'm applying tonight.
I'm gonna be up at 1 a.m.
Just, okay, I need to talk to him about this.
Write out the 10, the 10 commandments.
Like, the 10, the 10, quick,
do, Quizzy B, Commandments.
And Tessie's like, all right, bro, fucking, what was his batting average?
Oh, my God.
It's going to be an interesting interview.
I don't think he's officially said like what happened.
Now, sometimes it's going to be an interesting interview.
Has he ever said anything like that, Bob, love?
Like, what officially happened to his, like, baseball career?
We got to find that tomorrow.
Nobody knows the official guy.
He just faded out, right?
He said it on Two Cup Terry's Live.
He said there was a new coach, like his junior or senior year.
And then he was just like, no, I'm not, like, he didn't want to relearn a new system the coach wanted.
Boy's back again, sorry.
So then what?
So then he just started doing perks.
He listened to the heat after that.
He got locked up.
He either quit or he got cut for, like, arguing with the coach or something.
I shoot niggas for fun.
And then athletes, when they don't really have shit to do anymore because that's their whole life.
Make music.
Yeah, he's probably so confused.
But that was so long ago.
And then he changed his life.
Yeah
And he saved him
Romanian putting on for the Europeans out there
He literally saved his life
He was lost
He didn't know what to do
Now look he's famous now
I wish we could trick a way to like
Get Twisty Pee and like
Eat in the same room
Bro
Like we sketched
I think he might have met him
He met him that day
Oh no yeah
I mean there's like clips of him
Like front row at a show and shit
Like knocking the bell
And all that
Dead ass
He did that and inflamed
Huh?
No he was just like
No he did
Yeah like
I see fat
boy just like pushing him to the side no way I see fat boy and he was also at the half evil
activity bro when at face time he was breaking his shit I designed for activity damn so is he that
big of a yeat fan or is he oh for the view yeah there's no way I've watched him no is no way
is no way yeah it's no way if you watch those lives and there's no way you can know every word
without and every like he's he would say having the music in his hand phone that's the that's the thing he
plays it.
Because I remember the live was just silent.
He's like,
yeah,
but that's why I need.
You know how people say I'm your biggest fan?
Like he literally is the biggest fan.
He quit his whole life to become a yee fan.
He tried to dedicate.
Yo,
that could be like a BuzzFeed article,
bro.
Quit my life to be a Yardt.
I'm coming tomorrow to race that.
Oh,
yeah,
man.
Arm wrestle too.
Fucking.
If you,
all right.
Bro,
bring.
That's not really strength.
That's like leverage.
Bro,
bring K Swah.
That was the,
the fun bro I would have never seen that video because I don't got Twitter
nothing like that of the of him and his army shout out to Roy man because bro
he's in LA I'm gonna be honest with you they might have to watch out for that
dude because he might come back and kill like that was so embarrassing that like
well not can't live through life with like being that embarrassed after
talking to them that dude like he wouldn't have taken that if he didn't actually
steal the watch or whatever they he stole
or whatever. Yeah, something like that.
Ways.
So, like, imagine you
you didn't steal my watch
but I kept accusing me,
you'd probably, like, come back and me
like, dude, I didn't fucking steal your...
He'd fight me back, but this dude did not fight back,
meaning that he kind of was like...
What if some people were just, like,
what if he was scared, like, damn,
like, these things were gonna fuck me up,
it was like six dudes.
If you were accusing me or something I didn't do,
I'd be like, all right, bro.
It's like...
All right, dude.
It's like, at some point it's like,
you can't really convince...
And if they really think that you did what you said?
You would be yelling, though.
You get to, no, you're like a pacifist and whatnot.
I feel like I would get to this point where I'm like,
all right, what's the conclusion of this confrontation?
I know, but that's you.
That's not everybody.
True.
Everybody handles shit differently.
And that's why with my bookie.com, you get bookagoon.
Six guys versus Yuri.
Who will win?
Wow.
Definitely the six guys.
Yeah.
Six man trained.
You're like Kazumi.
God, no.
Citi should be the hit man for all the underground rappers.
I'm taking T.
He's like, bro.
He's like, bro.
He, he.
He took my life by storm
I didn't even know who this nigga was
To learning everything about him
So I don't you'll try to put me on you
I'm like the same for me
No not really
It wasn't until I heard fucking Twisty P
I heard all these leaks
And I'm like damn this is the truth
This shit's fire shit
Bro I started being dead ass
Twistie P did right mark
Like he's gained so much free marketing
Like tens of thousands of dollars
He might owe him a bad
But yo yo
No 100%
Wouldn't be there without
Without you leader
That's true
Wow
It's like your hat, bro.
It's the two signs.
It's working together.
I need to make our work of that.
Like Twissy P.
You just have the inspiration to like do what he did.
Yo, literally.
To make him so crazy that he would take perks that one day.
And then like, wait, so he really does do perks.
He says he doesn't, but like, I think, I think we have reason to believe.
If you see this nigga online, there's no way he's not on sometimes.
Oh my God.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
To be honest, not to say I'm like a Yit hater.
You know what I mean?
but like when I heard of Yeet didn't like him
try to steer away I couldn't help
but get the show was pushed into my face bro
the new Playboy Cardi fan base yeah literally
I agree I agree
Or like young boy or whatever
I'm just like I'm one of the
I'm even though I'm a fucking grown ass man
I'm still one of those niggas that's like
If I find something early I like to like
You cherish shit before everybody else is on it
Well you want to know some crazy shit
Back in my cover our days it turns out actually did cover up in like 2017
Wow
Really? He went by a little yeat.
That's crazy.
His manager used to like, he went on an elevator and shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bro, you're not a real, you're not a real underground rapper unless you have one video on
that's true.
That's crazy.
Back in the day though, I think they kind.
I was just, I was like, this name sounds familiar.
You gotta frame that put in the office.
It's random like that.
Nobody really talked to music video.
That's crazy.
Had they?
Has anybody dropped a music video on here recently?
Well, y'all took them down, I thought.
I didn't like Cyprus, Miranda.
One of my, one of my biggest music videos is on.
Shout to Cypher.
That's how I found out for you.
But yeah, man.
Honestly, this was a great podcast.
This was a great party.
How long have we been going?
My hands are disgusting from all this shit that I've been touching.
Yeah, like 6.30 type shit.
Should we stay in 105 minutes?
I mean, what's the runtime trip?
What time?
Three hours, okay, for show.
We clocked out.
Yeah, we clocked out.
Wait, wait, but before we clocked out this Friday tomorrow, 12 p.m.
Pacific Standard Time.
Oh.
High Rollers, volume four.
Make sure you have y'all fucking cravat cards and your debit cards ready.
And we already have a warehouse full of the stuff from the pop-up.
So you don't got to wait a long time for shipping.
Tap the fucking let's go.
Let's go.
Tentock shirts available for a whole month.
And go get your needing nothing personal job.
Peace.
