No Jumper - Disconnected w/ Housephone Ep. 9 w/ Kazumi

Episode Date: February 11, 2022

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All right, boom. Disconnected. We got a special guest, Kazumi, who's in the middle of telling a story. So I'm going to let her finish that story. So speaking of cum bread, that's what you said. Yeah. Yeah, toasty. Yeah.

So one time my friend was having a breakup, so she was a little sad. So he went to a gang bang. Sorry. Sorry, I have to like. It's my thing, you know. Yeah, yeah. Let's go. And what she was like, I'm not fucking anyone because I'm not a slut.

So she sucked everyone and I fucked everyone. Why did she go then? Because she wanted to suck some dick. And then she got a cummy tongue. Let me ate. Because she has so much different cum brewing in her stomach. Yeah, it was like a cum. Is that a thing?

What does she, did she just take Pepto-Bismo or something? I don't know. I'll be able to eat like a stomach pump after something like that. Yeah, I feel like five loads. You know, like one tablespoon of a cum is nine calories. No way. I'll shut up.

No, no, no. Don't shut up. I love the like extensive research that you've done. Yeah. No, you can cook with cum. Have you ever cooked with cum? Have you tried it? Have you tried it?

I mean, we've all eaten it, right? No. So you ask girls to swallow, but you don't like taste test your own net? No, I'm going to be honest. I definitely have Aesem Cucci after I nutted in it for sure. Like you squelched it, yeah. Like, that's crazy. Yeah, I mean, after I did it in it.

I was going to say after someone else had. No, I mean, just like, it might have been a long night, you know what I'm saying? You know, you get one off in there, then you're going, you know, you got to go back. It's having by accident. That's what I mean. Like I didn't plan it out. No, no. I mean, like you jerk off it.

Sometimes it might hit your chin. I don't know. Yeah. Yo, this is crazy, bro. We starting this off a little too. So you're just letting it go wherever. No, I'm not. Apparently, you need nothing in my face.

One in every 500 shots are like that. Yeah. I'm not aiming for my fucking nose every single time. How many shots do you do like a day? Like five? No, no, I'll do one. That's a lot. I'll do like half.

My friend masturbates five to eight times a day. Two complete ship. He's a dude. This nigga sounds like he got a problem. I just thought of a new idea for you, Blasdy. Instead of a dartboard, a cum board. Ew, what the fuck? Different people you want to come on. We might have to drop that.

Hey, can somebody pass me a napkin? Whoa, why? Did you? Where is? You got something on your mouth? I'm going to jerk off right here. Oh my God. I'll respect you to look away.

Nah, man. I'll disrespectfully look away. But I say you're the only person I'm trying to show at this, at this panel. So what do you need a napkin for? Because I'm moist and I want to wipe my face up. Oh, okay. You're not that moist. I feel it though.

I'm pretty moist. I'm pretty moist. I'm not like fast. Bro, you should just carry around like a hand rag at this point. I'm going to make a, I'm going to make like my own little like handkerchief. I think we had that on the line sheet like shit we were supposed to make. Yeah, that's a classic thing. no one uses anymore.

Clean ice. No, we got we got some shit coming out. Yeah. Oh, wow. I already see it. What's Kazumi plus Kazazi? Kazazi collab. Kazzzi.

Kazzi. Kazzumi. Wow. That was it. That was the better one. That sounds like a good. Like when you nutting your mouth or something like that. Huh?

When you nut in your own mouth? What's up with you? That's just explaining it. You said toasty nut. That's how it started this whole conversation. No, it's because you guys were talking about the couch. That was his fault, bro. And what is the, how does the couch make you think of toasty nut?

I think Housewell mentioned that. I'm just saying it wasn't white before. All I know is you guys do some freaky shit on that couch. Kazumi said that this is a specific couch that she squirted on. No, my cousin's squirted on. You can't differentiate between these couches. There's no way. It was definitely both couches.

Oh, for sure. And then we figured a guy's asshole on one of the other couches. I don't know why I did that. That was a weird podcast. Shout out to him. Wait, this is on the internet. Oh, subscribe. Sorry.

Wait, this is on the internet. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's on the internet. This is like hot ones. Patreon.com slash no jumper. Onlyfans.com slash no jumper. Onlyfans.com slash Kazumi's world. There you girl.

This is like hot ones where we can't, we can't touch our eyes or face during the podcast or some shit. Like you, well, I guess it's jizz or or Kazumi juice on the couch. There's be some regrettable things. Do you wear you? Okay. Okay. So the thing about. I don't believe in socks.

The thing about this. Sorry. The thing about this. podcast that makes it different than the other two is that like we incorporate uh fashion and we incorporate underground music so we need you to talk about both but we we we got to start with this because zoomie coming in with the low top low top jordan ones with no socks on this is my only pair of sneakers i don't have any drip at all i mean you kind of dripped it yeah you kind of you kind of did your thing it reminds you like little b how he only had like one pair of white vans

exactly yeah this is my only pair of Sneaks. Is there a reason why? I just, I like, I'm really bad at shoes. I just don't get it. I'm kind of like a little more.

What do you mean? I'm like a warm brain of shoes, bro. I wear like flip-flops usually. Do you even know what kind of Jordans those are? I didn't even know they were Jordans, bro. That's Michael Jordan on the tongue right there, like,

Dunking. Ooh. Okay, well, I guess I need to. Okay. Okay, look, yeah. So these are Jordan, Jordan 1 lows,

which are usually, made fun of in the sneaker world, but you're a girl and you're hot so you could get away with it. I hope someone just gives me a wedgy for wearing these stupid-ass sneakers in. I mean, we could just get, we'd love to give you a wedge. We could give you a wedge and also just put you on to the drip to wear. I feel like I'm not destined to have drip, though. I kind of dressed like a fucking oaf. Like, this is like the best I got.

I mean, that's drip. That's pretty good, yeah. I feel like no jumper people always want to clown. I always wear the same outfit every time I come here. You know what we got to do? What was your same outfit? I wear like the same like shirt and pants. We gotta go drip shopping with Kazumi.

Honestly and put her on. Yes, I don't know how to dress. Well, that'd be fun. We got the two drip, drip kings. Are you a drip bro?

Yeah, are you a drip bro? Not really. Not at all. Lasty's gonna send you home in leather pants and a bunny hoodie and a sparkly hat. He's gonna be like, call it a day. Yeah,

yeah, you said, wait, you gotta run that fit back again. What was this? It's hard. I was just basically saying everything that blouse you is leather pants.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, leather is always a big part of the of the drip. I like letter. Yeah. I like BDSM wear. See, I don't know how to fucking dress for like Target, you know what I mean?

Yeah. This is like... So you drip out and like to Target like this? This is my Trader Joe's fit. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. But yeah, so, yeah, I mean,

these look like they definitely been through a little, a little bit. So we might have to take... like only like a month bro I'd just be walking with no socks on I don't understand how you I mean your feet look nice though so I mean I guess I guess you're doing something right

what's the resale value on those on those shoes yeah probably a lot probably a lot I'll sell them if someone wants these fucking sweaty feats like yeah you no I'm saying without the name behind it's kind of like how they do the panties yeah yeah Kazumi's worn sneakers I raw dog these sneakers bro I've never raw dog

A pair of sneakers in my life I'll rather wear the same socks over Than to raw dog Phil's looking at you crazy He's a no sock rocker, he too You're a no sock bro? I mean the little guys on I mean like I'm saying

I'm thinking it I'll run the socks back before I'm wearing none of them You for sure put your foot naked Into a shoe before No I haven't You've had to run out of the house real quick I won't even do that with panties

I won't put like used panties on. Yeah. I feel you. I mean, like I wore these socks before and then I put them back on because I only wore them for like two seconds. Those socks say dad? You should sell, they say daddy. That's cute.

Yeah, exactly. You should sell those stinky socks. They're not stinky. Would you cop them? Yeah. Tucker to toe sucker. Yeah. Who's Tucker to the toe sucker?

Wait, hold on. What's that app? What's that app where people resell their clothes? Right. There's some shit. Deep pop? It's a bunch of them. What if like every episode after every episode disconnected,

everyone's fit just goes up for sale. Like this is the episode six fit. Yeah, I'm going to say it. Like, no. They should give us clothes. This thing you got Dior's slides on. You're talking about donated. I'm not doing it.

Donated to the drip. Come on, bro. It's a donation. Can I have your shoes? Yeah. I'm down to trade. You're down to trade for real? I need those.

You need these. These are size seven and women. I'm going to put them on a shrine. Oh my God. Okay. So if I give you a pair. are my sneakers are you going to raw dog them too? Yeah, what the fuck? I won't change my

ways for anybody. I'm like disgusting all around. I felt that. Yeah, like it does it. I'm very on brand. You know what? I respect that. I respect that. I respect. You got to keep it all. I'm a grimy ass bitch, bro. Is it grimy or is it just you being you, man?

I think I'm grimy for real. I don't even like do my own laundry. I just kind of throw my old panties into like a pile and then just buy more panties. Bro, listen. Little Dirk does the same thing apparently. Oh my God. Listen, I've been,

maybe I'm like on the way to being disgusting too because you are pretty I don't be having time. I don't be having time to watch clothes. So I've been doing the same thing. I've been going to Target and just buying new boxers and socks instead of washing them. That's my new lifestyle. I like making them to not to talk. Yeah.

I love throwing away like boxers though. Like if it's already like. Oh my God. It's very wasteful though. You could expect. on my Shopify this weekend. Especially if you got those Skidmark type dudes. Bro, give those boxers to Goodwill.

You got to resell the white Supremes with the brown skis down in the middle. Just four days of like warehouse work. My friend used to have this business where she would like alley express like hundreds of panties, put like a little bit of mayonnaise in each crotch, microwave it, put it in a zip lock bag, and then she would sell it to people at the Target parking lot. She would toss it out of the car. I swear to God. Is there money in that?

Yeah, there's just maybe like 50 bucks per panty. This was back in our college days when like, you know, You know, 50 bucks was like, it was like, oh, yeah, we're lit. Fuck, yeah. I mean, I know a girl that, you know, in like 2016, she was telling me about she was selling her used panties. And I couldn't even, I couldn't fathom. I couldn't fathom that I was like, what? Especially the sweatier and juicier it is.

Yeah, I guess, I guess this guy that was buying them off my homegirl, he was like, he had a whole regiment. Like, I want you to eat like this. I want you to, you know, every time you use the bathroom, like, only wipe us. little bit and then put them back on and like wear them for like a day or two. I over wipe. I'm like yeah. Yeah. Are you doing those requests though?

Me? Yeah. Is there like some funky guys on only fans who want like, hell of dudes want my panties but I don't really own panties. Yeah or socks. There you go. You wouldn't you wouldn't go buy any just to go like. I don't like wear panties.

I wear panties for fun like just for people to look at me in my panties but like I don't like What about instead of the panties you just sell like the onesie kind of thing? Because it's still kind of like, oh. You got this, you bought this for $300? Shut up. Yeah. Talking about no drip. I could have took you to Sansealli.

You could have got that for $20. Yeah. On the dead. Wait, hold on. House and Blasey, keep it real. If you guys are kicking him with your homie and he just randomly brings up like, I bought a pair of used pennies. Oh, no.

We're on his head. You're going to be like, yo, what's up with you, bro? I'm going to make him leave from wherever we have. That's some baller shit. That you bought some used pains? He's a man who can afford the real luxuries in life. And I would like that. Listen, if someone told me they bought NFT or they bought used panties,

I'm going to be way more excited to talk about the use panties. Okay. Loser, you know, use panties. Let me buy those off you, bro. Okay. You're cap. I could see you call and try to call someone out. Like, yo, you, bro, you know if we was kicking it like at the office and Tommy and Tommy was like,

I just bought a pair of used panties like. Oh, my God. You'd be like, what's up with you, dude? I mean, like, prove it to me. Show me the panties. I want the zip lock back. I just need to know if it's like one of those ones where you have to follow the the strict regimen or if it's just like I've had guys like have like requests but like again I don't own panties but they'll be like I want you to just never wipe for three days. Yeah that's that that was one of the ones.

You're going to be like fart growing get a heart attack or some shit. Dude like it'll be like my ass cheeks will be hard into shit like that's like some prison shit. You can't pay me enough to like live like that. That's disgusting. Yeah. No, I know. Catch an affection. This girl, this girl, I know, she said, like, some dude was, like, was like, she was leaving the gym.

He was like, where are you going? He's like, oh, I'm going home. She's like, he's like, no, not on not. Come over here. Come over here right now. Don't shower or nothing like that. Like to you? No, to the girl.

I like my guy's hella musty, honestly. Really? What? I just like them, like, smelling, like, outside the gym or just like. Would you do nice and clean dick? Yeah. I'm starting to realize why, Kazumi and Adam get along so well. He got the same shower.

He says never. Once a week. Yeah, once a week. Really? Yeah. Did he smell like that? No, I mean, I didn't inhale or anything, but, you know. Like, people have that look to the rest of the show got the three for one like shampoo.

It's like the body wide, the conditioner. He said he just, he said that somebody sent him a bar of soap and that was like his first bar of soap. Oh, yeah. He was hyped on that. Yeah, he was talking about it on a podcast. Like, he had never had soap before. you shower me yeah you like every day maybe even twice a day oh wow are you like running from something i feel like i shower like maybe like once or twice a week now i'm really like i baby wipe it

i felt that yeah what if like you get like sweat on your back do baby wipe that or i really sweat on my back yeah i mean i sweat everywhere lay down and just take it like only do shit what's your shower schedule blasi um you know it's five to six times a week you know depending what i'm doing you feel me if i'm just as you jack off i remember yeah yeah for sure i feel like i'm With leather pants, like, yeah, you line it up. Yeah. Like, okay, I'm not going to shower, so I'm not going to jack off. Yeah.

And tomorrow, what's going to live? You jack off in a shower primarily? No, no, no, that's weird. That's weird. That's weird. That's weird. That's like jail or something. No, I'm just in the bed with it. I'm in the bed cooling with my pillows.

Five pillows deep. You know what I'm saying? I got my sock on the left. You got a sock on the left? Yeah. I wish of a Kazmi come sock. I had it mocked up. I have it on my phone.

Hey. Don't leak the ideas. Did you wait on it? Don't leave the idea. Oh, no. What about the jar? We're not even going to speak on that one. Or do we was?

Don't leak any ideas on here. Oh, yeah, I shouldn't. You could like say it in a riddle. Unless you got it ready, like mocked up, ready to go. But there's only one can zoomie. It's not, because of it. Well, I'm saying people could draw. The actual, like, product itself.

Somebody else could steal it. They'd steal the shit. They only know how to make it. Bro. We're the real creators. That's true. But we've had things get taken from us before that we were making. Maybe.

joke but like anyways the Dior Jordan we we definitely got some jars on the way so yeah jars yeah because come jars yeah you'll get you'll see later okay we'll get you one bro I wonder if the joke is too meta for anybody but me to under this is why I understood it when you told me because this why Blasie was talking about come so much is because you've been doing your research like all this shit I thought I was the only one who knew about this weird knowledge there's like some weird like 2011 like my little pony like come jar Oh, yeah, yeah, it was a big.

You remember a cum jar. Yeah, I remember it was like, we take Milo ponies, put in a jar, and fill the jar with cum for some reason. It's just like, radies. But it evolved from Milo ponies to just anything you're fascinated with. You terminally horny, bro. These niggas are too horny.

There's no such thing. There's guys that are making the other guys look real bad. That's disgusting. Yeah. That's the craziest. I mean, I would have a squirt jar if I could squirt, unfortunately. What would be in there? Just house phone?

My pee. Yeah, house foam. Bro, one of my... Hit with an umbrella. I've got an army of people who are like, please fuck Housephone. And I'm like, who is? It's like, Housephone's cousin.

Is it me? Just him. Are you going to go out of his time off? That's why Housephone's late. He's just making all these profiles. I'm like, hold on. Let me send another 10 messages today. If you send 100 messages,

it's like you sending 10. Do you get 10 responses? Yo, tell me why the other day, I'm just talking to Riley about... I don't even want this. Gary Coleman, right? We're just talking about how his parents fucked him over to call his money and I just wanted to look up a picture of him I search up

Gary Coleman and a picture of fresh and fit dude pops up and I was like the short guy who was like what show was he in um was he in like the Cosby something like that he was a short man old ass shows but it was one of those things of those references that you don't see it until someone brings up to you and then you can't unsee it you're like oh my god that was so funny yeah he does yeah he looks like a lot of people though but um do you my homie used to have a fucking spit jar and it was the most disgusting shit in the fucking world what was he he just he just he would no he was Hispanic but he would just spit all white passing he would just he would spit a lot like I don't know maybe because we smoked a lot of swishes or whatever but he

would just like he got tired of spitting out of the purpose of collecting the spit although I like collect my hair my toenails okay the hair is kind of crazy yeah he had lost his mind all of whatever that's why but I just remember the the jar of spitting was disgusting so whenever I hear a a a jerk jar full of human fluids. There's going to be fungus and shit. So you hear a lot about that. You hear a lot about human jars.

Not a lot, but with the Pony thing, you cannot be disgusted. I'll mention it one more time when you fucked oranges. That's not disgusting. Yeah, I haven't fucked oranges. Do you explain to Kazumi?

Did you lube up the orange first? I always forget about. Wait, I need this story. You didn't seem like the type. Orange is a freak. Orange is inanimate project. Orange is come pre-lob to answer house on's question.

Yeah. Yeah, but it's like, like it's acidic. That's what everyone says like, oh, it's acidic. No, like if you squeeze orange juice on your skin, does it touch your skin? That's what I'm saying. But you have a dickhole. It's like my whole childhood, I would hear this thing about, oh, like, dudes would fuck

grapefruits. Nobody said that. I've heard that a million times on shows, movies, all stuff. That's a white shit. Nobody ever said that, bro. I've heard it for, for sure. I'm not going to king shame you for fucking fruits. I'm going to definitely king shame the fuck out of you, bro.

It's something that. I'm also going to drip shame you, too. This is this fit you got all right now. I like it. He looks cozy. Wait, honestly. I know, but he knows that Thursdays is like the drip show day. Yo.

Yeah, this is the online ceramics, first of all. I was wondering what this brand. I don't know. I don't know what it means. Honestly, they just make random as stuff. Do they make ceramics? You dress like you buy NFTs. Yeah.

Like, does he not? I'm going to make, I'm going to make a, I'm going to make it. I'm going to make a, I'm going to make a new millionaire, okay? I love that. I was going to add you into it, but. Now I'm taking you off of you NFT copper Who got the best drip out of us three? Yeah, yeah

Who's okay, okay If you're at the mall If you're at the mall Which dude is going to get the number? Just off the drip. Literally none of you guys Leave me out of this competition Just between Blyzni and househouse mom

You're not talking about We're talking about just on a walking Walking down the shit in the mall I would seriously avoid both you guys But you guys look like you guys gang being in public so I'd probably choose I mean the sexual type not like the gang oh I thought you meant like

No I like post it on Instagram I fought like Crip Mac got double penetrated Because I didn't understand what that meant That's what you meant a lot of people don't know what DEP means I got Dr. Pepper Yeah he got discipline To you bro But when people said discipline I was like

Yeah oh yeah but I forgot the horny people thought that He got double penetration Wow I was like where to There was a picture of his, like, bloody face, too, so you're like, damn. What does he need actually mean? He got disciplined. Oh, oh.

From his gang. In a normal way. Yeah. No, like, it's not really normal. They beat the fuck out of him. Just imagine if. I'm sorry, Krip, Mac. Like, just imagine if you went home, he had bad grades and your whole family's just

going to beat your ass. Oh, yeah. It's kind of the same, the same concept, if anything. Um, to get back to your question. I've never met Krip Mac. Cool guy. Very nice guy. Would you have sex with Kripmat? Um, yeah.

I would have sex with most people. I would have sex with you house phone. So like, I mean, are you comparing me to Krip Mac? What the fuck? I would have sex of like, Blasies. Hell yeah.

Are you comparing us to Krip Mac? Yeah. Like, that's like different. You gotta say like I'd have sex with Tom Cruise and. Yeah. You can't say like, oh, I'll have sex with this guy that was like, damn near homeless. Like with this orange.

I have, definitely like loved like a a good broke guy. They fuck like they need a home. Is there like a, yeah, it's called hobosexual. Yeah, I'm kind of hobosexual. I love, but I have like a sugar mama kink. We've discussed this already. I love to like take care of my men.

I feel like no one like takes care of the little guy. Hey, I, I just wanted to say this. Thank you, Kazumi, for not only paying me a design for her shit, but also tipping me. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're throwing out tips? Yeah. Oh, I tip really good. Sex workers tip the best because.

Because y'all got extra bread to just throw around. because i just know what it's like to like not get tipped and i'd be like damn yeah all right as a graphic designer and never get tipped and i always like i just assume like i always just add 50s to the total oh my god we need to normalize that for designers for sure you don't expect that as designer though no less than a week so like respect hell yeah bro i was at the hospital trying to see my mom and i needed somebody to like you know photoshop my boy five minutes boom Vaccination cards on deck Oh yo relax

Relax Anyway Anyway So fucking oranges No man I feel like Were you not on the show last week? Yeah I wasn't on the show last week

Oh yeah Sorry I forgot I'm sorry I want to be on the show How are you feeling I'm doing good I'm doing good Now that you brought this up

I did want to take a quick moment to say A huge huge thank you to The whole no jumper crew Everyone house phone Blasey Everyone being so respectful and nice and supportive Josh Adam Selena Powell She donated

Like $1,500 to the gold She was kind of won up Adams I wanted to give a huge thank you to all The No Jumper like audience Because I got so many supportive Like messages like not just supportive messages But just like people like tell me like yo I lost my brother My sister and this is what helped me get through it

Or I listened to this song This song Helming Get like a lot of people just being super super supportive and I just want to give a huge thank to everyone because it really did help a lot because I've never ever lost like someone so close to me you know what I mean like that like a family member like that and it's just a crazy thing to go through

so it did help a lot sometimes sometimes you don't realize how much you mean to other people and like how much they want to see you you know what I'm saying they want to see you win and see you in a good place it isn't until you get to those real like situations where you really start

you know scalping what your community is looking Mike, you know. Yeah, I'm happy you have like a really great support. Dude, I was just thinking like the rest of my family, they all had to either like lose out on money to take the days off for this tragedy or like basically like their employers weren't as supportive or as understanding as like Adam was. You know, like Adam as like an employer was so supportive like beyond supportive that any beyond expectations.

You know what I mean? So a huge thank you to him as well for for everything. You know what I mean? Because dude like he would basically they were just like, yo, take as much time as you. need off because it's some serious shit some employers are like yo take that time off but my boy came back for those hours he came back he came back right next week bro oh yeah bro if you had a regular job or something they won't give a fuck they're like they're like niggie we need you on this day this day and this day honestly no i i'm glad to come back because i would have gone crazy just sitting at

home doing nothing how long were you got like a week basically it happened on monday and then yeah it came back monday this week but yeah work is a good distraction because uh you see busy you just at home all day you can start thinking and like yeah it gets you could finally do all that work that you have piled up that you never did exactly you're like I'm a focusing on all this stuff has a distraction type of shit yeah but yeah thank you to everyone I want to say that and that's why um I chose to wear this uh super dusty old shirt because I remembered my sister Lily RIP who passed away she's the one who got me my first ass pizza drip which is this shirt right here she was clowning on a she she fucking went to she lived in El Paso and she went to the one of the Walmart meetups and she

got the shirt for me because I asked her to and she shipped it out to me that's fine I forgot about that I was like she got me my first ass pizza drip so huge thank you to yeah so she she started this obsession maybe it wasn't that good of a choice but she helped form this obsession where you just exactly have been in love with this white man with a carl jrars junior star tattooed on his four bro later on i showed my sister like who he was oh she never knew what he looked like and she was like even more confused because at first he was like why you spending 60 bucks on such an ugly shirt i was like you don't understand yeah and then later i showed her pictures of him she's like why you should have you should have you should have showed her that like

little like 12 minute documentary on youtube um i think ill roots did it oh yeah yeah i know that would have been interesting if you didn't if you didn't know anything about him that was kind of a that's a good kind of a good place to start yeah there's so many layers to that oh yeah i still don't understand a lot but um you know i'm very even though i have my brand and we also you know you know i'm very even though i have my brand and we also you know have our problems with the motherfuckers being like oh i need my shit shipped fucking five minutes after i bought it like you know but like i said um to yri yri is you know a really big fan of this of this guy so i didn't really understand what like the whole big deal and i paid a bunch of money yuri kind of guided me through he's like you got to make sure you're on the website early like

you know i paid a bunch of money and then it's been like two three months and the shit had never shipped and I finally DMed him like yo bro what the fuck is up and he was he was over me DM in it DM in him because I DMed him like multiple times and then he was like bro like do you just want a refund like you know I'm like

honestly I now feel yours in his pain because the other day Blassey came in my DMs going where's my shirt bro yeah exactly where's my email no I'm kidding I'm kidding but but Blasie did point out then porn of like keeping on top of that shit and how easy you can forget like oh i didn't keep these

people updated all of a sudden i'm that guy who's yeah not doing a good job as a you know what you know exactly yeah but i i want i want to see all my friends no thank you for doing that but the thing it's easy to forget about the thing with him is like his whole thing is uh like world's fastest shipper or something like that it's kind of like a meme it's kind of like a joke or whatever but those fans will literally tell him like it's okay austin it's okay austin it's okay I'll wait however long you want. So like, you know, I think he was saying to me like, you know, like thanks for being on my ass about it because I'm just so used to these kids saying I'll literally wait however long you tell me until you ship it out. I'm not sure if it was an excuse of his, but I kind of like this philosophy on that where he's like, he's like, he's like, I know that if you're buying my shit and you're willing to wake this, who knows how like how long amount of time, then you really want his stuff.

He's like, then he's like at that point, he's like, I'm filtered. out the people who are just He's basically saying he's filtering out the people who are just buying his shit just because they think it's cool And or just to resell it or just to resell it Or just to resell it and keeping just the people Who are buying it because they really want it And I was like that is your philosophy you know

It's kind of fucked up still Yeah I'm always giving him the benefit of the doubt So who knows? Oh he literally Your his entire life of the bank Year his entire life is just giving ass pizza The benefit of the doubt Yeah I want to meet ass pizza

I wonder what he smells like He was really he was really he was really nice honestly yeah we need to have him on here with because he said he's not a fan of neither ass nor pizza but he's uh he's uh he's every who's not a fan of like he's not he said he said he doesn't like particularly like love them like an extraordinary amount but he's just partial to them he's like i'm right with ass and i'm right with pizza what does this guy stand for really really he has follow your dreams tattooed on his eye right here i like that that's kind of cute we should I'll get that tattoo.

Yeah, honestly. Yeah, you should. I have a face tattoo. No, you don't. Let me see that? What does it say? It's toilet, bitch. Wow.

No, I'm kidding. It actually says my ex-boyfriend's name. Oh, wait. And then he cheated on me to a month later. A month later? Wait, how long have you had that there? It doesn't look like anything. Come off?

Uh, it's like fading. Oh, yeah. It looks like a bunch of squiggles. Yeah. He went like missing on the dark web for a second, but he was found. What? Not my fault, though. Wait, how do you go missing on the dark web?

I don't know. What? Kazumi's putting hits on people. Yeah. She got enough bread to, so I think he's better to watch out. I really don't know what he was doing. No one's worried about missing people on the dark web. Yeah.

So he was on the dark web and then he came up missing. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, but that's like not related to me. Yo. You want to sound hard. No, it's open case house phone. We can't speak on it. No, he was found.

He's living. He's living. Allegedly. The hit you called didn't work? No. Allegedly he's still living. There was no hit called. Jesus.

Anyways, yeah, he's tattooed in my mouth. It's kind of lame. I got a stupid lip tattoo as well. Let me see. But that's kind of stupid stupid. I was fucking lied to as well. I looked up all this information online that says if you get a lip tattoo, it's going to be gone in a couple months. They lied.

This is a year old. They really lie. How many years is yours? Like probably like three, four. Oh, you're tapped in. Yeah, I'm in here now. I want to change the toilet so I tell people when they see it because that's kind of funny. here.

It's like, I talk my shit or something. No, because I'm like a human toilet. But that's what you're going to tell people when you show them. Yeah, that's what I'll tell my dentist. You got to, like, you got to come up with like something cooler so that. You don't think drinking pee is cool. You know what? That was one thing I was scared about going to your party was that.

I wasn't going to pee on. Well, I should have peed on you because you dressed whack as fuck. And I should have peed on you especially. We were waiting on it. Yeah. I was out of my load at that, by the time you came. We should have brought like a gallon of water or something. That was funny.

What time did you leave my party? I don't even know. Were you there to see the fucking and the sucking? I was there when you were. Okay, okay, wait, okay. Let's go ahead and start, just start this from beginning to end. So all day long, I'm like Rocky in the mirror. Like, all right, man.

If she asked you, if she asked you in front of everybody, you're going to just whip out. Let's go. You know what I'm saying? Whip out, little house phone? Big house phone. So I'm like, all right, all right, man. Like, I really was practicing more to like not fall over because I've been having some weird thing. Because your dick is just so big.

No. So your dick's not. No, I'm just, that's not why I'm falling over. I've just been having some like medical problems. So I'm like. Because your dick is so big? Yeah. It's just, it's so huge, just throwing my balance off, you know?

It's like having an extra leg, so, you know what I'm saying? I can tell. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So, I was already, like, kind of preparing it to go to your party. I had a couple other things to, you know, maneuver around and do first. Me and my bro, pause. We, you know, we're planning on linking up and going together. Y'all came so late, bro.

Yeah, we can. No, listen, listen. We came at the program time. Our goal, and this one for it kept taking my joke, Our goal was to pull up at like 6 p.m. That was what you should have. First of all, that was my joke. No, no, no.

My joke was to get there before everybody. Yes. Help the, um, the workers set up the tables and shit like that. And then that way I could. I remember Blasey saying this joke first. Hell no. No. You just love.

You just loves capping on me. Everyone knows that for a sex party, I mean, sorry, sexy party. Yeah, what, what's the difference? I lied. I knew it. I knew it. It definitely looked and felt like a sex party towards you. Once you got in there, it's like you're in there. So like yeah take you it's like no pants time. But you should but everyone knows at a sex party you don't go late because everyone's always already balls deep. It's so awkward. Literally balls deep. You have to come at 6 p.m. and you have like that emotional foreplay with you and the other 50 people who are ready to get fucking naked.

And then like once you realize that this is like going to be your homie for life, then you start fucking his girlfriend. And it's awesome. I wish you put that in the description Everyone knows that People that get laid like super know that I mean but we're not porn stars Yeah we're not yeah I've never been to something like that I'm not going to like every Kazumi party

You know Will you come to another one? Hell yeah at 6 p.m. Will you bring your wiener out? Yeah I mean here's the thing So look I'm no porn star It's cold as shit It's awesome

No nobody said no You were like no I need I need to suck dick right here You're like who wants their dick Right now right here I really needed a suck dick at that specific moment. But if you found me inside, I would have sucked some dick. I had a little bathroom train. People were coming in a bathroom.

Nobody knew none. We didn't know none of this. And we also are not, we're not, you know, well-versed. It was funny as fuck because, like, I felt like the girls in my party were like, give me some dick. And like, the guys were like, please. Some other girls came up to us right after you said that. And she also tried to suck off.

Adam was like, oh. It's a sex party, bro. What do you think we're here for? Just to get to know you? No. No, no, no. I mean, I love the energy. I was there for some good pizza.

You know what I mean? Maybe some private head. Yeah. Some private. I was looking for some pride, like, at least like. That was a glory hole for sure people. That should look crazy. Also, no.

My knee would have popped out. I was just, I need, first of all, I needed somewhere to like lay down because. There was a bed. He saw me getting fucked on the bed. Yeah. Yeah. Why didn't you jump in? He was rude.

He was handy. That was rude. Yeah. That's great gang bang etiquette I'm gonna tap it shoulder Hey bro you think I could You know I guess you could have asked

Were you on one on one on one time Or were you I was on one on one time on the bed And but there was like I feel like a couple just like Cuddling and I was just You know I felt that

I've done that in real life Yeah that happens to everyone Right Just like why your friend Is asleep in the bed Right next to you What? Yeah

Yeah So what time did the party end Oh like probably like Five or six Oh shit It was because like it went for to wave like people getting to know each other and then people kind of like being like he poohs and then like people started fucking but then they started cuddling and then we had like

giant cuddle sessions like everywhere like everywhere you walked there was like just naked people that were just like you guys also seemed like pretty sober for the most part i was sober bro until like yeah i'm like yeah because you don't want to blur the lines of consent you know what i mean so i don't want to get like fucking i i respect the fuck out of that i don't want to like be like you know that weird and then you're like oh oops I was just high on life just being terminally horny as usual I felt there there was definitely some characters at your party like like like one that like I really love was there's this like this manga inspired panty superhero oh hentai common oh my god can you explain to us like I found that video by the oh thank you so hentai common is a superhero in

Japan that only gains his powers by stealing a woman's panties and then like sniffing them and the power of the panty like gives him superpowers and save the world. But the whole catalyst is like he wants to save the world but people keep thinking he's a sex offender. So it's like a question of like would you save a world if people think you're a fucking pervert? I honestly wouldn't. I would say fuck the world like whatever. Like damn everybody keeps Wait you were reading comics while you know no no he was there. No he was dressed up as he was getting girls panties and sniffing it hard and then like throwing it back. He did like a whole ritual where he like screamed at the sky. It was so fun.

He's spanned. Like, he spins and shit. He like, Captain Underpants. He like, he really turned into, like, and like there was two different versions of his mask, I think, or like, or, like, his actual panties that he owns.

And then, like, he has, like, the panty outfit, which is just one giant panty. My, my second favorite guest was the guy who, uh, I guess he was cosplaying as, like, the wheelchair guy from SpongeBob when he, like, breaks every, like, arm and leg.

Oh, I thought he was actually fucked. I thought he was actually fucked up. I thought he was actually fucked up. It's because I have a kink for disabled people. We talked about this, though. And that's why my boy. But no, you're not disabled enough. You didn't even see me walk in here.

I can't walk. He got medical records. That fool should have been sympathetic to you. I've been in a hospital like seven times. Did you see some sucking and fucking at the party or did you leave too early? We left together. Did you see? Well, you saw.

We left together. Oh my God. What did you think? Were you like, okay? She's doing it? Yeah. I was like, okay, that's a porn star right there for show. Really?

You went back to Blasies at the end of the night? You caught me in my cowgirl moment, which is. It's like either like a very disappointing moment for everyone or like a. Why is it disappointing? Because like it really depends on my mood if I really want to like do a cowgirl. Let me ask you this though, Kazumi. So look, as as I guess I can speak for housefulness, people who aren't porn stars and aren't used to fucking in front of a lot of people.

Yeah. What would it happen if someone pulled out a gummy? Like a gummy like a what? Like a gummy worm like this shit. Like I'm going to have to shove it and fucking. Yeah, you're going to have to like do a lot of work. I feel like so this is still like a lot of social constructs are like. are gone at these parties, you know?

So it's like really okay to be super slutty and super gross. But it's also like there's, it's just a cooler place where like no one's gonna body shame you or a clown on you for like getting soft. Like no one's a dick like that. Like they would just be like, and that's what that's what the outsiders don't understand. Yeah. Like that was like I felt like the vibe was so chill. Like people were like I mean everyone in there was a porn star except for like me house one

and bossinoba. And also, people were not porn stars. They were just hos. Oh shit. They're your fellow target girls. Yeah. Well, Skies there.

But, like, your fellow Albertson girls. Right. Yeah. Also, like, you see as soon as, as soon as, um,

you came over and sat on my lap, I'm on Adam's Twitter immediately. Yeah, I was like, I was also like, all right. And I just want to say one thing about that photo. I don't know how the fuck he,

like my teeth literally look like a set of mountains. It's because you were like talking. So like, it's like your mouth. Oh my. I think he might like, face tuned me like, like,

but negatively. Damn. You think Adam got a secret. The secret agenda? When they sent me on fire to the tree? Yes, that was fire. Did I give you a boner? Yes, that was cool.

And they got me warm too. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was like, it was toasty. No, the guy setting you up, he's like a true like, like rope like a rope, like a robsman. A robsman. Yeah. That's a toasty company talking about. Yeah.

He also had a crazy hat on and like a nice hair cut. Like a little pirate. But that seemed like that's how he dresses every day. Yeah. That wasn't, that wasn't like actual outfit. Yeah. All the time. What was the highlight?

for you though um you know it was just cool to see like because that was such a medley of homies it wasn't all like porn stars at all yeah it was like a lot of like my old office co-workers you guys like a bunch of just home i wonder how you too i wonder how your office co-workers feel about that but i feel like they had they would have had no idea how depraved i actually get like in the moment so it was cool to see like just like weird crossover episodes of like whoa is that my co-workers sucking like my best friend's dick like what is happening yeah wait did you have like a like a fire department or emergency Paramedic crew. We were getting set in fire inside the house too. That was cool. Oh, you're going crazy. I didn't see that fire hazard. I saw that outside. It was getting to the ceiling. Oh my God. And people are drunk too. There's not people weren't really drunk. That's just going to pop up by somebody citizen just like women set on fire. That's sex party. I don't understand how your higher higher ash cheeks because I was looking. I don't understand how your ass cheeks wasn't like the fucking third degree burned afterwards. I don't know how it happened. I definitely don't he was rubbing some shit on you before. That's why I was like some foam. and I was like a little turkey.

Yeah. You were there for the cake, right? When I became the cake. I think that's when we walked in. That's when we walked in. We walked in through your vagina and I tripped on it and I almost like fell into the pool. Into my giant gaped vagina. Yeah.

Dude, so for context, my door to the party was my giant vagina. But like it slowly became more and more gaped as people just kept like barging through it. And it just became like little beef curtains. Yeah, that's what happened to me. What was the metaphor? Yeah. you have a lot of kids your shit's gonna get gait i don't know i feel you i'm gonna like a hundred people yeah besides the people that stole my like

my my my kizumi t-shirts of people i know right like wait damn do you wow i actually had 10 shirts left which means i fucked like a majority of his people there that's that's fire yeah weren't you trying to get weren't you you had a uh you had a number of 25 people yeah so while i was well i was covered in cake my my partner was like so i want to induct you to the Hall of Fame. I want you to get 25 bodies. But he told me that at like midnight, bro. I was like, I was like, I don't know if I can do

25 bodies. How many people were you? Was there even 25 people left by that point? There was definitely 25 people left. But I was, I only did like four bodies, which is, you know, just amateur out. That's all you did the whole night. Well, yeah. I don't feel so bad now. Yeah.

Yeah, right. What? Yeah. I also got like, I also got a really high to Zen because I took an edible and I kind of was that shit about to smack the fun. You know what? I actually took an edible right before I got there well like an hour or two I'm like okay you know let me get a little comfortable and I threw up right before I'm like I can't do this I need this edible out of my fucking system what the fuck oh man would you go again 1,000 percent would you fuck me in front of 30 people yeah let me just let me get like a rhino yeah let me get a rhino or at least 10 people can I get like a rhino or a blue chew and then I'll go crazy what are they're like doing like a jack off mosh pit like around you now now you now you now you

you take it a little too crazy? No? No? I don't know if that's going to encourage me to get harder. Yeah, that's not going to encourage me at all. I might get soft and be like, whoa, what's y'all niggas got going on and then get the fuck up? Yeah. I don't want nobody jacking off around me. Like, like directly. What's like far enough? Like 10 feet? I don't know. You can even be in the same house as me. Like my my homeboy sleeping over, no jacking off, dog. No jacket. And we have to say. You getting DPEed. Wait, when you were in a...

They're trying to DPU at the sex party. I don't believe that. When you were living in that mansion, you didn't jack off once. No. What fucking mansion are you talking about Big Yellow? He never... He lived in the back. The back of the back, man.

Oh, yeah. So you could have your own jack off. I had a couple cribs. They're called Jackshack. Oh, that little spot right there, man. The jackshack. What was your favorite part of the party? My favorite part was watching you definitely get set on fire.

I can't believe he was no bruising. or no nothing left after. You need a bruise from fire. Nah, nigga, what do you mean? It would be red as foot. Yeah,

it would be hot. Yeah. It's called a burn. The most weirdly sexual was Adam. You're just seeing a girl and be like, hey, do you want to give house one and Blasey some head? Oh,

I fucking hate that too. I'm a grown-ass man. I don't need other men to speak for me. You didn't want like a wing man in a moment? You know what? It looked like you needed like the help, you know? First of all,

I didn't need no help. If it was that serious, then it would have been that serious. For like us fucking in the bathroom. He could have been like, no one peeve. Well, you can only pee in the bathroom so we would have to be like. Oh, yeah. So if at show peed in the pool and the jacuzzi. For sure.

Somebody for sure peed on the fucking walkway. Someone definitely skeeted in that, like, in all of them. Jesus Christ. Skeet everywhere. Yeah. No, you should go to more sex parties. You got to advise next time. Yeah.

Dude, we got to the next one. Now we know the etiquette. You honestly got to. Got it like I should have given you guys like an orgy. No, I'm not going to lie. The email was pretty good. The email was intense. Yeah.

It was a sexy party because I was like wondering like which tribe of homies would be stronger. Like my normal homies or like my. Do you know what's the funny favorite thing about this? Causemi party is also invited. We haven't even met yet. Oh yeah. What the fuck?

I just slid my way into that. Yeah. You see me with like less clothes on. Yeah. I met you naked. I was naked already? No. Oh yeah.

You had cake on your tits. though for sure. Yeah, but you saw me like get progressively more naked. Yeah. This is the most clothes that I've seen you like. Yeah. In person. You know why I think you guys really like, I'm not sure like how to say this,

but like you can't drip when you're naked. Yeah. That's why. You guys are known for being dripping. That was too deep. And you got you can't drip when you're naked. So is that why you think I didn't like get naked as like that's why you guys get fully comfortable because you're like, wait, once this is gone, I ain't dripping no

more. I'm not me. I would have kept the hat. Yeah. You're trying to make it seem like niggins is damn. I would have kept the fit. Without your drip, you're just a man. You're just a man if you're meat in your hand.

Like, that's it. Yeah, meat and balls. You're just like anybody else. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I wasn't trying to. I wasn't trying to end up on Adam's Twitter like soft meat. Adam, like, left like so early. You could have gone your slurp on. You're on Slurp alert.

Slurp alert. Slurp alert. What's that? You're on slurp alert. You'll see. That's a less. Hell yeah. But I can only do it in front of like a crowd of 20 cheering people.

All right. Okay. Just as long as there's 20 random people, I don't know and not Adam, then I don't give a fuck. Dude, Adam, like, left so early. You could have joined my bathroom train. I didn't know. Bro, I was sitting on the couch the whole time. Yeah.

I didn't even know. It was like the most, like, weird thing you saw there besides like the fire and the I mean, the panty nigga for sure. That was just, like that. Let's just start there. Yeah. I didn't see any glory or whole action, but that probably would have been weird. Somebody kept, somebody told me, somebody kept saying that it was too low.

It was really low. It was really short for shorties. I have like a king for short guys. How many other, how many other short, how many short niggas was there? Not enough, bro. I'm kind of over to tall guy. I feel like the short kings like need their love. Okay, like like, like under what foot?

I would say under six foot you're discriminated against. Like I feel like if you're 5.11, people are like, oh, you're 511. Oh, God. 5.8 is like the average or some shit. Yeah, I feel like you're like, oh, you're not six foot. Whatever. really yeah you can cap and say you're six feet I'm here to give back to the community

I could I have in the past I'm 5-9 I never had any troubles yeah well you don't have it gets bad once you're like 5-3 and like yeah once you're like 5-5 5 5 I think I'm 5 4 as someone who's 5-11 when a girl says like oh okay I like that that's cool like I feel like I'm like past the fucking benchmark

5-4 what you're going to say to that like he's like buff and it makes you're a dick look bigger. That's why hella corn star guys are short because your dicks look bigger. I once fucked this little person who told me he was a we man. He wasn't. But his dick was like almost the size like size of him. Because your size isn't like affected by your height. So his dick was just like a normal. That's right. Yeah. I think and then he was like that big. So that was like half his body. I wonder if we man has like a credible loss of half his body was all dick. And they don't grow pubes.

Wait, how do you small people don't? None of them? No, they don't. this is cap that sounds like a myth yeah this sounds like you just met like two of them none but this sounds like you fucked like two of them and then you're like that sounds like an elementary school myth like no bro you ever heard of small people can't look it up is that serious i'm sorry i've seen a big man you and a beard only comes in puberty you said what what did you say about a beard a beard only comes in puberty so technically this could be pubes and i've seen little people with beards. So you look.

What's his name from, from, you look kind of weird with no mustache by the way. Beard Eel's a mustache. No, I'm keeping the shit shave, bro.

Gary had a mustache. You look cool with the mustache. Kiki, you saw my beard and he was like, yo, bro, he's like, keep it down. Yeah, you look cool, bro.

Like, like, Um, yeah. You got to throw big skis, big skis. I'm waiting for, like,

my no jumper gang bang. It'd be cute. You could go first. Yes. There it is. That's all I needed to hear. I'm I'm down and go, I'll go third.

Yeah. Who are you going to? I don't want, yeah. Like, it'll be like, like, directly after you. Like, come on. Yeah, I thought that. Well, who's going to break us up in between?

Uh, shit, Josh. You know what I mean? Bosnia. Josh is not. See what Trevor's doing that thing? Josh is not allowed for none of that. The other Josh. Josh has self respect.

That's Blazian houseful and do not. They definitely don't. What are you talking about? Yeah. Man, we slid up, bro. If you had any self-respect, you wouldn't have went. Yeah. It's a no self-respect party.

Leave that shit. Okay. Are you, are you upset with me that I- I'm furious, bro. It wasn't my fault. I didn't even. Whose fault was it? What did you think happens at a sex party?

Do you think everyone goes to their designated room? Yes. And like have silent sex? Yeah. Yeah, not silent. That's not what I was trying to ask you about. I was talking about, but I was talking about, um, how I made your, uh, your, your, your your collab partner cry at your party on.

Oh, M.G. You know what? I was almost going to have sex with you and then I saw that. And I was like, yeah, we can't do this, bro. I'll have to fuck Blasies. I mean, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Blasysie. I look like you look like you guys. I try to. I made him apologize right there. Then first of all, you can't make me do anything. Second of all, I tried to. And then she was like had an attitude about it. So I said whatever. Yeah, because I was kind of lame. Who does that? me yeah boo tomato tomato tomatoes anyways yeah yeah I'm sorry it's kind of lame no not to me I already tried to apologize my vagina off the table

wow I think you guys squashed the beef yeah we are just squashed the beef yeah I'll ask her yeah oh she's definitely gonna she's definitely gonna say no because she's gonna she saw the fucking clip yeah she's gonna get mad again and then she's gonna you're gonna You're gonna ask her and she's gonna be like don't give him any pussy.

Hey shout to Skybrey man. That's my girl. That's my girl. That's my girl. The show. Shout out to her. I love my fellow hose, bro. It's so rare in the wild to see a hot girl be so slutty and I'm glad that it's becoming a more of a

not only that. I feel like sometimes like hotness and sluttiness is like a inverse of each other. Yeah. But I'm here to break the barrier and say, there you go. I'm disgusting. Yeah. I'm fucking gross. Well, most importantly, my favorite thing about you and Sky is like you get

actually have personality you know what I mean I run to a lot of I have like a shitty personality for sure but it's out there you know you're not just like quiet and in the corner like fuck you I'm on only fans you know like I came here to suck some dick there it is and have some fun yeah dude I was telling my friend I was like dude horrors win every day yeah horrors win at the end of day y'all with me now you know who's winning you're a niggie your nigga your nigga is he is good dude he got to fuck everybody his life is awesome yeah he probably he probably he probably getting a little bag off of this like all of the above he's chilling bro his life is great he gave a great he gave a fucking i almost left a tear on it say i just know that's real love that was that she was

beautiful honestly and that's when i really realized like damn y'all really are in love and y'all really like don't know like a joksy couple no kazumi you know what when uh we don't know nothing about this shit like we we figuring this out when i officially met him really at the party i'm like you know what this guy is it who i thought she was gonna date all i think that's actually pretty cool You know what kind of guy? Did you think I was going to date? I thought you were going to date some like weird NFT owner with the fucking, you know what I'm saying? No, he's lit, bro.

Like, I really, like, love my boyfriend. He was cool as fun. And, like, we like are like, like, people like see, like, see us now and they think shit's easy. But it's like, it took so much communication and, like, building that foundation before we were able to, like, start swinging. Just even find somebody that's even down for that. Yeah. Yeah. Now I let him like all my homies.

How long y'all been together again? Probably like over two years. but he's the one for sure. Oh, that's commitment right there. And I can fuck you too. That's awesome. That's true. Life is great.

Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. Because I remember I was talking to you one time in the DMs and you were like, yeah, and then my boyfriend, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, ah.

I was like, now we good, bro. I thought I was warm in this situation up. No, I always got to tell people what it is because I'm a slut for sure, but I'm always an ethical slut first and foremost. You're not trying to go on some, like, day. I don't do, like, toxic shit.

And then, like, And then after I fuck it, someone I always send my test results right after. I am not. Dude, I am not trying to die out here. It's a miracle of life. I'm standing before you today. Why? Why do you say that?

It's some bodies. Yeah, there's some bodies in me, bro. Okay, okay, okay, wait. Okay, I know I ask you this like three different times. Dude, it's not me. I swear to God. Okay, my biggest regret on this fucking podcast was in my first podcast, I talked about my home girl who fucked a bunch of hobos.

It was not me. Oh my God. And every day I get some guy being like, were you to go to fuck 50 hobo? I'm like, I fit, fucked 50 guys. I don't know about their housing situation, but I think most of those guys at home. You're a hobo. You said you were a hobosexual, like 10 minutes ago.

But not actual hobos? The whole time I was putting the equation together in my head, like how the 50 homeless man? Yeah, and I'm like, I'm like, how did they, do they all fit in the porta party? No, no, my home girl. I wish she was at the party. I feel like you could have interviewed her.

Bro. You could have seen the truth. Because, like, I was watching your interview, but like, you know, I think I was just focused on how, hot you were that like it got it got scrambled in my brain if it was you or if it was your friend and so this whole time i've been thinking it was you that got the train ran little worm brain bros like forget yeah yeah i keep thinking that it was you that got train ran on you by 50 homeless

guys it was 50 probably housed guys do you think that you benefited from like the mistake of then thinking it's you no it went from 50 homeless guys in mccarsaparte in a potty to now you're saying that you think that they were in a penthouse. I just found 50 guys. It wasn't a villa. It was definitely in a penthouse. So the likelihood of them being homeless is probably low.

My life is a life is a me. People just unsubscribe. They're like, we thought they were homeless. You are our heroes. It started off where niggas was in a porta potty just going in and out of the porta party. All right.

She fucked in the porter rata. I don't know if it was raw, but they did all facial hurt. You know why? Well, that's crazy. You know why I thought it was like, okay. So meth nut. Oh. Yuck.

It's like battery. It's a seizure. Listen, so I thought this was so funny because I thought this whole time that like you made, you made, you made sure that you made Adam use a condom, but then you fucked 50 homeless niggas. No, I did not. Without a condom. Homeless men.

I did not. That was a constant distance. Adam never corrected you either. I thought that was the funniest thing of all time. Honestly, I think it's a comment because that's what I thought. I'm going to still keep thinking that. This is news. So you want to fuck me knowing that I probably

fucked 50 homes? You're so hot, I probably don't give a fuck about what you were like Mother Teresa vibes, you know? Like, exactly. I get back to the community. Exactly. There's a little way. I probably have like fucked like some like homeless men. Well, I didn't ask if they, I don't ask every guy like, yo, what's your credit score? I don't even know if you got a house, bro.

Like I'm just kind of assuming you do. True. Yeah. Yeah. So. Not a homeowner. Not a homeowner. You have a roof though. Like I own. Unfortunately, we can't do this. Oh shit. Hey, I'm going to let you know when my lease is up, so I'm going to pull up with the deed.

I let them down bad AF. I let them down bad AF. Niggas is in my DMs. I can't believe you. You have an Instagram again? Am I in my fucking business Instagram? They're in there. And a 50 accounts saying, please fuck house phone, please.

I got to go make 50 more when I get home. I'm getting some house phone hate too. They're like, you know what? Housephone thinks you're ugly. I'm like, what? I tell you the exact opposite all of the time. But then you said that one thing that other day. No, I'm kidding.

Yuri always comes through it with the. Yuri wants to instigate. Yeah, no, he's the worst instigator of all time. But yeah, it's fun to do that. Oh, wow. Yuri as a single man, do you think you would have gone to the party? To be honest, probably not because I would also fall under that, that thing of like, I'm, I'm, I must, I feel like. Yeah, it was like, it was chills.

It's not to force to have sex, but I feel like there's like, there's a difference. between a person who likes to have sex and then having sex with 50 people either being able to see you or seeing other like that's like a whole another level of like hypersexuality that I feel like I don't fall. It was also like 40 degrees outside. I don't fall into that. I was on fire.

I was looking for a private room. There was a private room but you would have had to share a bed for sure. No you were like this is my birthday. I could have fucked in a private room in the other day. You literally said the exact opposite. You said the exact opposite. I was living in a little bit. the moment and I regret what I said. We could have had sex indoors, but it was

just, it would have just been cool to do it outside. Yeah, I felt that. I felt that. It was like right after the speech and everything too. Yeah, yeah. I was like, going crazy. You're like, who wants their dick suck right now? You get a blowjob. You get a blow job. You get a blow job. Nobody. Nobody.

You see, where is the love? I'm on my phone settings and shit. Niggins start closing their legs like, uh. And then another girl. comes down and gets on her knees and starts being like, hey, she starts going and offering this blowjob one by one. Like, not even like, she didn't do the group announcement.

She was like, do you want one? She wants the. I was like, uh, I don't like braces. I don't know. Were you like horny? Was I horny? You know what? I was horny looking at you.

You know what I mean? But like as a performer, I mean, it's not, it's not going to go past gummy. I'm going to keep it real with you. You know what I mean? I'm used to fucking, like, just flaccid up. This flaccid penis. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah. It's cool to pee like that, but like to fucking, you want to have like. It's like such like I want to like emphasize though. It's not like a gonzo fucking like no one's going to make you take your dick out or anything. No, you want to be bricked up. All the comments were like, oh my God, ew, disgusting. And I was like, bro. It's so.

It wasn't. There was no naked guys just jerking up. Yeah. It was definitely. We felt comfortable the whole time. They just like, you don't want to suck my dick? All right. Bye.

And then they just went off and found another penis to suck. But what is there to do? Like, is there any other activities? Yes. There was a fireplace. It was pretty warm. There was like, also like a media. It was food.

Some sushi. Yeah, there was lots of things to do. There was like a lot of oversharing going on. Like, I felt like all my friends were like bonding like on the couch just like. Yeah. It was definitely like a variety of people too. Yeah, yeah. The real question is, was there any drugs being passed around?

Because I feel like you got to be. There was shrooms in the front. And there is edibles in the front. You got to be up to shit. I would just like available to anyone. I would just stole them. Was there in a bowl? Yeah.

No. Oh, they were handing them out. It was like a shroom baggies. Oh, wow. And edible baggies, but no hard jugs. How many people were brave enough to do shrooms in that environment? I would run away if I was on shrooms there.

Yeah. I feel like something. I feel like I would see one thing and it would just freak me the fuck out. Yeah. Was there, was there baddies of my party for you? Were you like, mm-mm? Honestly, came there to just look at you. Yeah.

Yeah. I'd be real with you. You were. You were the baddest one there. No, Sky was the baddest one. Yeah, you and Skyoff would show up there. But beyond that, it was like, you know what I'm saying? Like, who am I?

You know what I was a civilian woman, you know? It was deadly some NPCs. Yeah, we were. NPCs? It was like, well, you're naked. Non-playable characters, like, people in GTA walking around. They're just walking into the wall, like at the party over there. Yeah, you were walking around.

You were running around naked. No, I see you suck a dick. Oh, God damn. See, I like fantasized about people watching me all the time. It's like my. I mean, I'm going to Twitter. Oh, yay. Yeah.

I like to assert my dominance. But like, that's like porn, though. It's not like me in the wild, like, actually sucking dick and fuck you. It's like seeing a rapper perform live. It's not just Spotify, you know? Yeah, it's like different. I'm glad you saw me fuck though. I wanted, I wanted like a no jumper person to like specifically see that.

Like, like no cameras. No cameras. No cam. No bullshit. Just you and your art form. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I appreciated it, you know?

I appreciated the invite just at all, you know? Yeah. Like I'd never been to some shit like that. So it was amazing. My friends were so pissed off because look, I was reading. I was like, bro, I got a punch with this. Like, what? No plus ones, bro.

Oh, my God. I'm a snitch though. I'm not going to say who, but just no. Somebody came with some plus ones. I know they did. And I was kind of like, wow. Because your security wasn't there either. We just walked the fuck in.

My security was hot naked girls too. And I kept leaving her station and I kept being like, oh yeah. They weren't taking it seriously. That's why. They weren't there to protect anything. Yeah. They would protect a... And everyone was masked up indoors, too, right?

Hell, no. Nah, this is like a party in general. Yeah, I didn't have clothes on. Yeah, I didn't have clothes. You want to keep the mask on? No clothes. Yeah, that actually would be kind of hot. Did you ever have you done that since COVID happened?

I mean, like, have like a mask on? Yeah. Well, yeah. Like in my like... No, while you're fucking like when like the first couple of months, that it was scary? I mean, if we're fucking, why would I keep my mascot? Like, what? Because if you just...

You don't want to cough on them? Yeah. If you, if you turn around. doggy. Exactly. Doggy with mask on, you're good. Socially distance. I'll make that porn for you.

There you go. Socially dissent. Yeah. Yeah. I'll do it with Blasies and then send it to you. There it is. Honestly, I want to see that house phone because you got to be an orange. You got to tap me in too.

In respect to Yuri. You got tap me in too. No, now I'm first and your third. Yeah. How did this just switch that? How did you assert your dominance like that? Wow. You got to let them know.

Yeah. Hell no. We got rock pepper scissors for the first or third. Yeah. Oh, God. Wait, who's going to be in this, who's going to be second? We don't even know who's going to break up. I said Bosanova, but Bosanova 5.

We look too related, so we can't do it. I was like, Boston, never, can I, he was like, no. I was like, okay. What about Trevor? Is Trevor gameplay? Who the hell is Trevor? It's better you don't know. Fives.

Phil's in his bag, though, for sure. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, Phil brought some sexy-ass BMX dudes. So you wasn't even tripping off the, off the non-plus one. thought it was going to be way too crowded and when it's way too crowded people don't have orgies and shit so i didn't want but after midnight i was kind of like whatever man yeah like it didn't see crowded so so we could so we could invite it all of the homies the homies are so i feel like your homies would they would they act right though or would they be like i'm not bringing

no weird i wouldn't bring i wouldn't bring no disrespectful as yeah because i'm walking on next shows because i'm not even the the real like i'm not even hanging out with niggas like What do you mean? Because I've been to, like, parties where, like, the guys are definitely like, oh, my guard. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, please relax, bro. Like, if you don't want to fuck, you could just, like, talk to somebody. There's, like, other shit to do.

You know, what you were saying on the last podcast is, have you ever seen those, like, BuzzFeed videos where it says, like, Russian man tries Mexican food for the first time or something like that? I was thinking, it would be funny if you get some Orthodox Christian dude, who's just been following the laws his whole life. And he just, and he just, and he just, and he just, he just, he just, And he just goes there and has to, like, look at everything. And you just see him, like, just see his reaction to everything for, like, five hours. Like, they'd be so chill.

They'd be like, peace, love. I feel like they'd be praying and be like, oh, my God, what the fuck is going on? As a non-fucking person there, like, I felt welcome. Yeah, honestly. I'm an NFP. Non-fucking. There wasn't even that much fucking, though. I feel like people were just generally naked and, like, just slutty and shit.

I mean, that's cool. That's cool, too. I mean. But shouldn't every part, it could all be so easy, man. Shouldn't every party just be like that? Yeah, every function. Like, I feel like I don't need to go to, like, normalize sexy parties. If I want to fuck, we should fuck in the couch and like I should still be able to talk to my

homie like at the same time. You know what? Yeah. Now I feel that. Just let me get a honey pack and I'm there. But it wasn't until I got to the party that I realized what weird attire was. I think I saw a guy in like a, there was a fucking, there was like a sailor or something like that.

I was, no, people were weird for sure. Like, my favorite was the wheelchair, bro. Yeah. I thought he was really fucked up. So fucking hot. Yeah. I thought he was really fucked She's doing to make a wish foundation.

Bro, I literally thought you were giving simplicity away because a nigga was like on his deathbed. House was being nice to this dude all that. I got to be like, look at this loser and people kept being like, bro, not cool. Somebody caught him a loser?

She did. Because it was funny. You fucking mean me? But he was like, ha ha ha. I thought he was really fucked up. Because I've seen him struggling with the wheelchair.

I was like, he was just in character. I saw him yesterday and he can walk. Could he get He has it in his house. I can't walk, so I don't know. Yeah, he's true to this. Yeah, I was like, Tommy, like, you can totally walk, bro.

He was like, I can't. Yeah, next sex party, you're going to see me on a fucking stretcher. It was funny. I started, like, sucking dick. I started sucking dick in a jacuzzi. I look up with my homie in the wheelchair, like, I'll pull up with some crutches right now. I was like, bro, are you good? He was like, I'm just watching.

Wait, he does this only for the party? He did it for my party. because I have a king for disabled people. Shout out to all my disabled niggas out there. If you got a disability Is that cultural? Email to the end. Email Josh at nojumper.com. Everyone can be injured. But no, my

thing was I have this coffee table in my house called City of Broken Dolls. It's a Japanese, it's a Japanese coffee table book of like just chicks like in like cast and like neck brace and like wheelchairs. What's it made out of like wood or plastic? No, it's a book, bro. Have you ever seen this?

I thought you're talking about your coffee table I was confused. Yo, I want to change this like 50 homeless narrative. I want you to do 50 disabled. Yeah, there you go. There you go. 50 different disabilities. There's already three people right here.

A mentally disabled. Your leg disabled. Yeah, I could tell you. He's orange disabled. Oh yeah, for show. Yury's just stuck in high. I'd probably recommend like a retirement home. That seems like a really depressing place.

No. No, they definitely people, old people fuck them most out of every age group. Because they're like, because they're trying to get it in before they kick the bucket. I went to hedonism in Jamaica. There was like hella 50, 60 year old just fucking 60-nining,

giving hand jobs in the buffet, like just in the buffet? Yeah, bro. That's fine. I went to the kitchen at my party and like I was trying to get some sushi real quick and there was a girl just getting gang banged and I was like, I'm not hungry anymore. That made you not hungry.

I kind of was like, they were just like living in the moment and like people were just walking by like kind of like passing around it like and I kind of was like this is just crowd it was like so it's like it was like her in the middle and then like a line of dudes like on either side for the mouth and the in the pussy this is that your birthday yeah bro you missed it i think i think as the night progressed it starts at 6 p.m and it ends late at yeah house phone was like i'm on my way at 11 i'm like bro what's up with you at 11 what at 11 p.m what you think at 11 a.m i was on the way shut the yeah i was supposed to go out i was

supposed to be there setting up what were you saying you got to tell them like if it starts at 5 you got on the three yeah no my plan my plan was to camp out like like a supreme line just wait up front in a fucking camp out you know no I'm pulling up with a fucking stretcher I'm pulling up first next time yeah yeah so I'm just it's just gonna have I'm have a cast for my dick how about that how about inviting some actual disabled people yeah why are you appropriating like disabled people your home he was your homie's gonna get canceled for being in that wheelchair. Yeah, honestly.

Because that's what I'm thinking about. There's potentially someone upset watching. There's a disabled person listening to this. If I offended you, I'm really sorry. I did not mean it. It's in my personal sex life. Shake in my head. What?

This is the day you got canceled. Congrats. Well, life hasn't been easy, man. You feel like you get like overly judged and overly? Oh, bro, for sure. People hate hoes, but they love us. Like, it's like. You handle it.

right though. I mean like who fucking cares. Who gives a fuck about what anybody thinks about? It's none of my business, what you think about me, because we would never fuck if you had a problem with that. Wow. Like we literally would never fuck. You would never talk. You are like on like some utter weird level. But I did, and also I feel like mad people just

keep giving me engagement. But also like, what are you mad about, bro? They're talking. They're talking. They're talking. Like, what's the craziest DM you got like? Bro. I did. From the Westboro Baptist Church and shit. For the Westboro Baptist Church? Fuck house phone. That was a weird one. Yeah, that was a weird one.

The 32 of them. I'm like a hell of racist shit, bro, because I'm eating. Wow. They'll be like. Are they saying that you're like disrespecting the culture? Yeah, they'll be like, yeah, you disrespecting the culture. You fucking gook. I'm like, um, that's a, what is?

What is that even mean? I've never heard a word before. I've, I've, I've, I've, I've dating a previous Asian woman. I know what a cute is. No, shit. I mean, I just don't date her. I've never heard that word in my life. No, well, it's more of her, like, Vietnamese is because I think I think, like the,

what does it mean? It's like, I don't know, what does the N-word mean? It's like not a cool word. Really? Yeah, it just doesn't mean anything. Yeah, like a chink, like stuff like that. So I'll get like messages like that that are like, I would rape you, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, bro, they'll be like, if I see you on the street and I'll kick your ass.

And I'm like, oh, my God, bro. I get similar DMs. Yeah. You get called the G word as well? Yeah, what's the Russian slur? A spick, right? No. Yeah, well, commie, I guess.

People always call me Russian spy. Oh, you're a Russian. inspired. Like I post a picture on my computer, oh, you're hacking. You like vodka. Yeah, you like vodka. Yeah, exactly. You love vodka. You do like vodka. You fuck up potatoes. I wasn't drinking vodka until I met Riley and she's Hispanic. So that doesn't even make sense. Riley is so beautiful. I definitely seen you pull up with the Titos and most of the time. Riley put me on the Titos. But I think she said I love you too back or she might have completely ignored you. She completely. No, she's on the monitor. She's playing Rooscape right now. One of the two.

One of the two. Honestly, Russian vodka is like hell harsh compared to Tito's, which is American vodka. I do focus with it though. You're giving them a free foot show right now? No, I'm just like sit up.

Okay, okay. This is, okay, this turned into the Kazumi interview, but okay, this is my main question. This is my main question because I know mad girls

that got BBLs that did not take care of them. How long has it been and you've been still sitting on this shit? You are tripping. Dude, if you plop me down into medieval ages, the peasants,

and shit would be like what the fuck is that like they'd be so bamboozled could the get could the camera get a peep of it of my butt yeah that's the fact of a 10 week old like well-developed bb-o it looks yeah no it looks crazy like outside of the clothes it looks like you guys don't the fucking amazing oh i know it's still just hangs out like that yeah right oh right you think without pants my i mean look how she sits well yeah like when are you gonna stop taking i think i can go my whole life without sitting. I think I can. I mean, I'll sit like on a soft shit like this for like a second, but I won't sit on like a chair.

I know a girl that had just got a BBL. And she looked stupid. No, she had just got one, right? Like this might have been like the same week she had just came home. And then we went out to this party. She got drunk as fuck with me. She slept on the floor at my homegirl's crib and I was just like, her. You don't got a hole?

Her whole shit was just. It turned flipped around. Her whole shit was, uh, it was, uh, like just bruised up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, I, like, I'm like, bro, why did you step out the crib? Dude, what? To go function.

Like, you know, no, literally. Like, yeah. I, like, wore my faha 24-7 until three months. So until after 90 days. Did you go to, uh, TJ? No, I went to Houston. But, bro, I was built like a little hamster before it is. I mean, I was always,

I was always cool I saw the video you posted I was always cute I see the old picture you like I feel you but like I mean you were fine I was always making money I was always cute but now I'm like

you know like now you're a Barbie now now it's like noticeably like you were like a plush doll now you're a Barbie yeah I was a little hamster plush doll why did you say a hamster

because I was built like a hamster I wish we could like have like I wish before and after before and after you know Josh is there any way you could like yeah I mean Plop a fucking old photo. We're trying to do like a before and after.

Where I look like a hamster. You search up Hamster Kazumi and Google it. Wait, like, you Maybe like find a link or something and then send it to Josh. There's definitely no link of that. Or like find an old picture or something and send it to Josh. I mean, if you don't, if you don't want to be

dove into your phone trying to find an old picture, then I feel you. I have it saved because I like to make people laugh at me. Is it that bad really? Yeah, it's kind of like, ugh. Are you into like, humiliation kinks and shit. Yeah, right. I think that's like the only way you survive, like, being like an open sex worker

on a no jumper podcast is I have to like be ready to get massively humiliated. Just not, I think like on the internet in general. Right. Yeah. If you're on the jump for you obviously don't give a fuck. Yeah, the thing about no jumper with females is like every single girl, almost every girl ever met that. That's not specific to no jumper.

Like any girl YouTubers is. No, it's best. It's definitely true. But girl YouTubers always get it worse. They're not saying that on World Starry. Yeah. They actually are like, oh. I can.

in and I knew what was about to happen to me. Like, did you read the comments afterwards and it was like, oh, fuck. Sometimes I'll read it. Sometimes they're really bad though. And I'm like, honestly, like, whatever. I'll look at my money just go up and that's cool. Exactly. I feel like if you're like a very like if you like kind of think about your personality

a lot or you're like you're self-aware and you read these comments, it's easy to ignore the ones that you know don't apply. And then sometimes you will see a comment where you're like, oh shit, that is a weird thing I do. And then like you can, you can, like, it can be improving. I can see things where I'm like, okay, that was kind of. whack of me to say like i've definitely i hate that from my first podcast like whoa that like some things i said were like i got too comfortable too fast type shit but i need to use the rest of you might

feel any for like two minutes i have a water bottle oh you're right also you're wearing normal clothes i might pee on you now that uh what was i saying um now that we have boss of filling in really quick i just want to quickly say i apologize for not saying him giving me the dab two episodes ago I didn't see him reaching his hand out and he had to shake his own hand. Your boobs look crazy on this shirt on like one of those pictures. Yeah. Yeah. Did you get those things done too?

Yeah, my whole body's kind of fake, bro. But it's on you. It's real. It's yours. Who gives a foot? True. Sauce. Shut out.

Blasey. You probably took him like five minutes to make this piece of art too. He's a new. He's one of our new editors. I just throw it over here. Does that what we're doing? Yeah, just. Oh.

That's close enough. Yeah, shout out to the homie. I met him the other day, but I feel like he was already here. Each, his name and last name is like two different measurements of, you know, units of measurement. It's pretty interesting. I don't want to leak his, you know, for last name. Yeah, I was like, huh? Yeah, right.

Something like that. First time I met someone like that. It's Kelvin Bernard Watts. That's not. I know. He just made that up. Don't take an airplane flight for the next couple months. What's our topic right now?

Kazumi was just You know Being Kazumi I used to be obsessed Of Delmo And I got replaced By my obsession of Shrek That's why Shrek was playing

At my party Yeah Shrek was playing The whole movie playing In the background Trek too specifically What Because it's way Why the second one

Why? What do you mean? Have you watched it? Yeah but like I don't remember I fucking love I fucking love What is this

What is this What is this? You said Josh to TikTok Huh You said Josh a TikTok What is it? Alright, my guys. That was a fast bathroom break.

Yeah, you know. Jesus. Wow, did you even like pee or like? I know. Yeah. I think he's my self. Alright, this is me. Let's run this real quick.

I was chunky. I was always cute. This is you? Yeah, that's me. That's not you. I'm telling you. What the fuck? This don't even look like you.

That's what a lot of females right there. I mean, I've seen another picture of you with no makeup on your Instagram and you looked really good still. good still. Yeah. You got some booty? Yeah, I was going to say it. Wait, wait. Jesus Christ. Shit. That's just plumped.

That's why her headphones are all broken. Oh, God. What the fuck? How did you get away with this on TikTok? I didn't. I got Yeet in. Oh, yeah. I was destroyed immediately.

You're going to get us Yeet. Oh, God. And no way we're ever making a dollar off this shit. Just run that back one time. Yeah, it's already demonetize Let's read it back You guys are done, sorry You don't have to show the after part

Where I show my big fat No, we need to do that Part that like the people need to see No, we can see this too What in the way? What? Dude, my doctor Respect to my troops

Jesus Christ That's me bro Wow We need your doctor on here Why you want him to like Give you a BBL Damn We got meet him first

So yeah I was chunky I was hamster both, bro. You just gave me hope. Yeah, I'm fin to get that body. You can buy that body. Get the fake muscles. I don't want to buy no abs. I want to have some real abs.

But now I have to, like, like, maintain my abs. I mean, look like you maintaining everything, man. I'm not sitting, bro. I don't give a fuck. I mean, I've seen you completely naked and you looked better than, like, a lot of girls. Yeah. Like, wearing clothes. Yeah.

Or with no clothes on me either. Dude, me naked is such a flex nowadays. I'm like. Yeah. You must have, shout out to Manscaped because she, uh, she had her pubs lined up all nice.

Yeah. No, I shaved. I thought they were. I lasered. I used to like, um, keep my pussy like super hairy as a nod to like,

um, old Asian porn stars because of censorship laws. They would keep like a giant fucking bush. Felt that. But, um, I don't know. I felt like I got eaten out less.

So I just lasered it. Really? No more, no more hairy pussy tobs. Kazumi. Yeah. Yeah. I heard somebody call you your real name.

And I was like, I know. I was like, isn't it a weird thing to always forget? It's like, just kind of awk because I'm like,

I don't think it's a cute hot girl name and also like, yeah, I thought they were talking like to some dude that was, there was next to me. And I feel like it's become

like the world's mystery to see, like what my real name is and I'm like, we don't need my real name. I feel like I can still get away with like living my life. Blase's real name is also very on,

yeah, she heard it too. She's like, what the fuck is that? I was like, A fool. I have the most full name. You might call ice if you read my full name.

Really? God, damn. Yeah. All right, so let's go into the time. Let's dive into some of the drip topics real quick. Are we drip checking ourselves? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, is this like your little, like, you little notes?

All right, so let's have Yuri started with his drip. All right. We, Loki started this earlier. We just didn't finish it. I didn't even get a talk. Yeah. I'll just go through this real quick. This was supposed to be retired, but I just brought out of retirement just for today's episode.

You need to retire those damn shorts. No jumper unreleased shorts. Those are not unreleased. I don't think they released these, right? They're far from released. Yo, you look like you released some nut onto them. I love these fucking shorts. Ammo Stiloh chucks that house phone hooked me up with.

Thank you so much with the little ass pizza jiblets on the. Oh, yeah, you did that. No jumper socks. Okay. All right. Am I supposed to go next? So remember last week, we looked at the palace spring winter or whatever. I went to Dover Street Market and copped hell of shit from that shit.

I didn't even know that these were regular vans, but then they had the little palace logo on the ankle. I noticed that really. I was like, oh, I need those. You a sucker for small brand for show. That's all I, like, not small brands. Yeah, like. That's very, not small brands, but small branding. Yeah, like, it don't got to be like nothing crazy.

Like, you know, I probably have like fucking. hundred pairs of these They look like normal vans Unless you look at the back How would you describe your style? Ketamine Like hobosexual type

Exactly Like really expensive Hobo Like Like expensive I'm fucking so you could buy me Some palace vans Yeah

You know Like that Hobosexual I'm wearing my friend Oh The dad The dad socks That are like

Replicas of like Gucci socks Those are cool I got those at Complex Con Me too is where I got them got them at too I lost them I'm not a sock girl I didn't lose mine I know you're wearing them Yeah you don't wear socks or underwear

So you that's probably the worst thing for you to get I just watch outer layers You just wear your body That's what you wear That's kind of like the flex you know I do we do need to have like an episode where we like go shopping So I seriously don't be fired We'll put you on for real

I really don't get it I'm just like shirt You know we got to take you to T Rows wife's place, Sorrella on Melrose. That's where you need to go and get the girl drip. These are all made nylon pins. Shout out to made

online ceramics hoodie. Yeah, I'm here. It looks like waterproof snowboarding pants. Yeah. They're amazing. You're so warm. I am. I'm always warm. You're toasty. I'm a toasty gang. You know, got the no jumper chain. I don't know what hat I'm wearing.

I want to no jumper chain. Like, where do I? Hey, me too. You might, you might 10 weeks is long enough. We need to disconnect the change. And I'm like a no jumper girl now. Like I want to like become like annoyed. Yeah.

I want to become anointed. You got to get baptized and Adams come. That's already happened. No, we got to fill up a fucking. I got to get a coming tummy ache. That's disgusting. Slurp alert.

I had texted Adam. I was like are you on. I was like slurp alert. He was like, what is that me? I was like, he's fucking retarded. I was like, what the fuck do you think

slurpler it means, bro? It means that I'm on slurpler. Yeah. I'm on Slurperler. Yeah, I'm on Slurper patrol. Me and my home girls are...

Don't clip that. Get it. Oh, that's a sound bite right there. Yeah, someone remember that. Me and my home girls were ready for just a crumb of it. How many home girls are you got

that are on the same level of being in time? There's no one on my level of depravity, bro. I'm crazy. I'm fucking crazy. But there's like girls who are pretty close, But like I feel like my actual porn star friend friends are like really responsible and conservative and don't have a lot of sex.

Yeah. It's like my normal homegirls that are like the freakyers. Working at what's a normal person job? IKEA. Yeah. Working at fucking IKEA that'd be like, yeah, I want to get fucking gang banged and I want to like suck a thousand dicks. That's far.

They just need it. Okay. Look. I think, uh, I think, I think now that, you know, me and the homie got warmed up. Pause. I think we ready to, I think we're ready to go back the next time. Oh, I thought you meant like, right now. No, no, no.

Yeah. Well, luckily, I'm born. Like, I have my birthday is like once a year. There's definitely going to be another one in between. People are like, when's the next one? We have like a half birthday? That was so much work though. It was so expensive for me.

Yeah, I was going to, like, you don't have to, I guess, talk about it. You don't need to, but that sounds very expensive. I paid for an actual Shibari guy, actual fire dancers. What's Shibari? The rope shit. Like, that's not, that's a... Nigger, that was two and one. It was the same nigga.

Yeah. His horny ass enjoyed that. Yeah. There was free shrooms, you said. It was free shrooms. I mean, I had a giant. T-shirt design. He charged you for two different titles.

He did the same shit. Shut up. He's smart. He came up. I'm in the wrong position. He bled you. He bled you as the rogue guy and the fire guy. That's the ultimate chick magnet if you could do weird shit like that.

Of course. Oh, my God. I don't time you have to. Bro, even if you aren't that attractive of a person or something, if you know how to do weird shit. I'm in the BDSM community. And so many of his guys be looking like, fucking ogres but they just know how to do weird shit so the girls are like that's crazy yeah

swear to god yeah live that hey live your best life kings yeah honestly okay oh blase you didn't do your your drip check man we skipped kazzumie oh i mean like i'm well jordan's but you know no but speak on the tan speak on the doctor you know what i mean because that you you're dripping more than us really like i this is um jordan's jordan one's low are those s bs or no I don't know what the fuck. I don't own any socks. We got to get you some socks. This is my only sneaker.

I have the daddy sauce. I don't know where to fuck they are. We get you some mom you ones. This is poster growth with 300 bucks. It's really hard. I will take you to Santia Ali. What does that mean? We'll show you.

I'm going to put you on. Santia. You're going to take me to an alley? Yeah. Dark, sketchy. There's no, there's no homeless people for you to fuck there. Just disabled men, so. Um, ask.

That's a part of your drip And abs And my arm lipo was 25K Booms were 8K My filler was like 20K My hair is like 300 And my lashes are like 250

This is like what rappers include Their chains Yeah right I've seen the picture you With no makeup on On the gram And I was like yep People think I'm gonna like

Review myself to be a fucking Oger beast And I'm like First of all Like Kauai A-S Yeah Yeah No you did that

I do kind of be looking like a chicken sometimes. No, some of these girls would be like, bro, if you seen them with no makeup, you would be, you would literally wake up. And that was the first thing you saw, you would roll out of bed and fucking, the thing is the ass don't need no makeup. Yeah. That part. Now, the honesty, though. Just walking around and it don't even matter. You can have a fucking.

Now, can we be honest, though? Like, there's a lot of asses everywhere, though. So it's like, it got to come with different things now. Ass is no longer like a, like a. It used to be a commodity. Like, it used to be. We all got ass, bro. Like, I thought, like, my body was, like, ridiculous.

It is, though. But I see, like, but I see, like, hell of girls. But it's also, like, I don't think, like, they were popular back in the day. They're not taking care of it, though, like that either. They do be kind of looking. Oh, yeah, see, that's the thing, too. Shit changes. That's the thing to look.

So, like, 15 years ago, being skinny as fuck, having no ass and having huge tits was, like, the thing. So think of. Let's never give white people that power ever. Oh, God. They had us all brainwashed as a kid. That was hot. I mean, like, I still love boobs, but, yeah. I still love tities, but like, come on, bro.

All that mattered. I'm definitely a titty girl. Like, if I want to hook up, well, if I hook up of a girl, I'm not going to turn her around. Why are you not? Yeah. I don't judge any titty size. All titties are good. All tithes are nice.

Like a good face and titty combo is so like. That's the best. I like bee. I like bee stings and fucking table knockers. Yeah. Table knockers. Some eye busters. Some mommy milkers.

Eye busters. Some mommy milkers. Oh, man. Um, but I go with my fit. I have a giant, um, boob vest in my house. Oh, yeah, you showed me that. It's like an armored plate of like fake boobs that you put on like a t-shirt. That sounds weirdest.

And it's like a size H cup. I got them like, like, like, they're very bouncing. I was going to wear them, but I thought like having sex of it on would be so weird. That would be funny. Very warm and hot. Yeah. That would be funny. You should have did that.

Let me find this for you. Okay. Blasey, you want to finish off the gym check? All right. I got some Dior mules, some haines socks. Can I have them? Yeah, I'll trade you. The socks or the Dior's?

Yeah, I'll let you want to be the socks. The Dior. No, you can't bear, you can't barefoot the Dior's. You need some socks for sure. There you go. There. We traded rolls. There it is.

You're so big. Yeah. Yeah. You want to compare it to my arm? You never heard that like your foot's the size from your elbow to your wrist? Yeah, try it out. you're going to blow your mind you're going to blow your mind

you're going to blow your own mind wait your foot your foot is the size from your knee to your wrist you heard it from Dr. Blasie from your what your knee to your wrist yeah you heard oh sorry for you from your fucking this right here from your elbow to your wrist that's what size your foot is my foot is way longer than this

I mean wait wait I don't know prepare to be amazed prepare to be amazed yeah Everyone in the chat is just looking at the feet. Hold on. Did you guys know that an inch is from your thumb of first knuckle to the end of your fingertip? That's like basically the average inch. Man.

It's based off the human body. Speaking about inch, these are 36 inch pants that I made. Some black cargo pants. Is that up your boobs? No, you're just giant H-cup boobs. Oh, they're H-cups. These are like my boob vest. You can put it on like a shirt.

That looks like something like, Like a baby with like probably use that to get like milk or something. You might need to get your titty. You could like you could honestly catfish some guys like that. Oh god you can be saying on TikTok with them but like look at these good look You can't post that on the YouTube unfortunately. Yeah that's just going out of here. Yeah they're clipping that immediately. Hell yeah I can't it it's like the same color as you too.

too so you beat somebody's ass with those Josh I'm going to send it to you but no you can't see this we can't say that on camera I wish you could play that on camera that would be amazing hell yeah yeah man so

all right let's get into let's get into this my outfit okay my bad I mean doesn't really matter activity shirt I made this jacket

and yeah it's hot shout out to Brian Sebastian and Brian Sebastian on the hat for sure So shout out to my boy B.S. Fire. Yeah, man.

Shout out to the real Hat King in the building, man. What's up, bro? My nigga just busted this stupid mission from the Bay right now. Oh, shit. Yeah, he just tapped in right now. Come here, come here. Come here. Come tap in real quick. What's up with you, man?

Who are these people? Man. This is my God. How you been? What's up with you, bro? What's up you, Gary. Nick, this is Kazumi. Kizumi.

This is Nick. Hi, can we switch out? Oh yeah, hold on. Let me kick, I'm gonna kick Yuri off. Sorry, Yuri. Oh, you good. Right when we talk about the fashion, too, that's crazy. We were literally just on the drip shit.

We just, no, we just get just segueing into it. Yeah, we was just doing a little, uh, we got to do the drip check with my boy too. Yeah, honestly. I'm actually wearing one of your hats right now. Actually, I'm wearing one of your hats right now. I like your outfit. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, okay, okay. Yeah, we got to do a, um, we got to do a drip check from head to toe. Let us know what's going on. The ricks, Ramones. Is it the low tops or the high top ones? The highest game. Okay, okay. I don't know.

I don't know about. I'm not ricked up. Custom sweater. You made that? The homie did. That shit. Yeah. And then the Gucci glasses.

I thought it was, I thought you had some tree camo on at first, but. No. Yeah. He made a, it's like a custom tie-dye type shit. Yeah, with the bleach. That shit hard. I can't even hold you. Yeah.

So do you want to give like the audience an introduction? who he is or should I do it? Go ahead. Man. So this is a random guy. This is the guy delivering. Just kidding. No,

he's a, this is a white attelier. This guy is a motherfucking hat god. He also makes a crazy customer. You want to show him that how you're wearing? He's actually, he actually made this hat that I'm wearing right now. You're a hat bro.

I'm the hat guy. The off white. Yeah. Oh. I know nothing about the hat space. We'll get you laid up. Yeah, we'll get you right. We'll get you right.

We'll get you. She know Brian. or what? Brian is the one that made this crazy, but that's a one he's wearing. He probably met him in here or something like that. I'll get you lace up, though. Tell me something about hats.

I mean, most of them, speak on it. Most of the cool ones are like baseball teams. What makes a cool, a hat like a cool hat? Brims, the brimms. Like, how original it is. I think context is important for show. Yeah.

I, in middle school, I wanted to start this trend of like everyone wearing very, very tiny hats. So I would like rip off like like hats off dolls and they'd be like this big and I would put them on my head What the fuck? That's far yeah Yeah honestly that was hard. Yeah sorry sorry to say that No don't be sorry that was like what the fuck Yo that might go I was not expecting that's where you're sorry I didn't know that's where you were going with that I was like really you think that'd be cool though there's like

Baby fit like N Y fitted wow for the females that would be time hey listen super tight like little tiny hat Mmhmm a little embroidery on it I need a Baby fitted for like a baby That'd be hard Hey when Wyatt Tilly has a kid He's for show gonna announce it with a hat Gender reveal Blue Rib

Peak Brin On the side bro I'm gonna let you That's the hardest Gender reveal of all time Have the information right here You know Maybe the ultrasound

No detail The ultrasound on the side Of the finish With your signature right here I don't know if I could get it like that But shit That would be crazy What brings you out to LA, bro?

You just fucking busted a mission on here. Yeah, I just got here literally, like, straight off the road. Those glass of shit. Crazy. Yeah, I got you. I'm going to need to borrow those after two. Hell no, because you know why? Why?

Because you're a bitch-ass nigga. You won't ever let me get the Versacees. You'd be rocking, like, the big style shades, too. Hell, yeah, man. He won't ever let me copped the Versacchi's off him, bro. Hell, no. I know you got multiple pair, bro. I used to shit.

You make the glasses, too? The glasses? I used to. I used to do all that. Shit, I wish. I would be crazy. Remember that? That was the song by Hilrich Pablo I want.

You're trying to. Make clothes too? You're trying to get Futsi with me? I actually have a sneaker brand. Oh. We all designed here. I don't know anything about the house. I do a lot of different things.

I do this. Uh-huh. I make music. And then I, your feet are on me, miss. Oh, my bad. I'm just going to look up. No, look, I do this. I make music and then I make shoes in clothes.

Oh, cool. I might have a pair for you in the car. Gasp. I wish I had really tiny feet. So we could like start off with your drip, you know? Your drip elevation. I don't know. I'm not going to fuck out those shoes, though.

Please, please. I'm just saying, I don't own socks. I will not acquire anything. Anything involving me and you and raw dog in? Go ahead. Go crazy. Oh, wait. Isn't that like a thing that y'all?

Sorry. I know. I heard. I heard about this. I know Adam was so like, did you do a drip check or what? Oh, yeah,

my drip check is stupid. No, no, no, it's not. What's the dress? She's 300. Huh? Her whole,

like, I'm gonna put you on. I'm gonna have, like, only on one swaggy outfit then. That would be so humiliating. No, no, no, no,

I'm gonna put you on. I feel like I just don't understand, like the rules of fashion. There's no rules. You know, whatever you like. First of all, whatever looks good on you and whatever you like.

Mm-hmm. That's your rules. Yeah. Fuck what anybody else got to say. I feel like some people like know how to like really make something cohesive and I just like have never figured that out. I feel like I don't. It's way more serious. You don't have to.

Yeah, you're right. I just kind of get naked and naked Fred tonight. Yeah. So I don't even matter. I like to dress like a GTA character. Yeah. Yeah. Like just some online fucking player.

You do look like. Honestly. I was like an NPC or like one of those hookers. You look like like a NPC like if the GTA was like on fig or something like that. No, fuck it with you No, you'll definitely be like The cute anime, like Little, uh,

Little, uh, let's call him like. No, the cup of noodle like Like posed ones. Come on, Josh. Don't nod your head, Abby. He's instigating. Josh loves instigating that. His face reactions are

It's true. Yeah, we need a Josh cam. I keep telling everybody. We do need a Josh camp. Sometimes Josh is not amused. Sometimes he's like, bro, sometimes you say some shit and Josh would be like right

hold that he's in the background like yeah yeah he's like yeah he's like even though you're on a live show right now

shut the fuck up yeah yeah yeah but all right okay look so since we got Kazumi here

who's not necessarily you know what I'm saying that well versed with the I'm a fucking bimbo bro like that's cool though okay look with the fashion

shit you're talking about yeah yeah with the fashion And everything in general, but most of, yeah, the fashion for sure. Can be everything. Okay, look, so look, so we got, so we do like sneaker news or we go, we go through, like, new sneakers and shit that are about to drop for the week. So how about, you know, the Kazumi special will be if you give a guy some pussy in these shoes, yes or no. I don't give a guy, like, pussy regardless of his shoe game, bro. Fire.

Like, I don't give a, I don't think I even, like, look down there. I feel like I look at, like, your dick. You stop at dick and ball. And that's it. I don't think I even like care about size anymore. I have like evolved past the new side. I know you're like, yes. Motion and you got to fuck up.

If you need me to knock this whole table over with my meat, I got you. Okay. You heard he's on balance. I just like a guy who was just like happy to be there. I felt that. You know? I don't know what fuck about his credit score. You just asked if I, okay.

That's where you draw the line. I want to specify the house. But did your man have a house before you guys? Yeah, exactly. That's a real question. No, bro. I was a fucking oak when I met him. I like lived the first,

I like moved into his living room and I just lived in his couch. That's a real love story. Wow, that's fire. No ass, no tities. Just being a house. He just knew it.

He just knew it. He kept in the living room. Oh, okay. Yeah. He knew it. You both lived in the couch. Yeah.

We shared a couch. I had no closet, just like a garbage bag full of like my clothes and shit. Oh, I didn't even tell you. you guys I used to be like homeless for real it was so sad so it was you fucking a 50 homies yeah you were kicking in

with that man you you're looking for food together it was it was you scourging for real not this look if you gotta do what you had to do I understand oh my god bro if you needed somewhere to stay

I did not fuck any hobos that's no in knowingly I mean I don't even know like if you have a you don't even know if you got a house bro but I'd fuck so I'm sure it happens. I'm poor.

No, you got drip. There you go. Big drip. I fell in love with a little bitch. Okay, okay. So can you just play along then? Like, you don't have to. We know you'll fuck anyway, but can you just,

can you just play along and be like, ah? I can, like, tell you what type of guy I think this guy probably is. And then from that. There we go. That's perfect. All right. Let's do that. Okay.

So, um, our, our first thing is going to be, uh, update, update from, uh, some shoes. that we reviewed a couple weeks ago. The drive, yeah, the drive is there, then you just click on the first one. So, wait. Okay, wait. What did I need to read off about this?

Okay, the auction, the Louis Vuitton Air Force One auction sales at a record breaking $25 million. What? I've never been tagged in so many fucking posts in that shoe. Wait, wait. Just go back real quick. I didn't know to choose costs that much. Well, I mean, they don't, but this, this one does for sure. Like, what causes a shoe to cost?

This is a Louis Vuitton collab. That's what. Well, like, what would stop me from, like, making, like, a bootleg one for, like. You could, but, like, nobody would buy it from me, though. But, like, just for myself. Didn't go crazy. Go for that. There's good.

They'll be available. Yeah. But it's kind of, like, the same way they explain that NFT's will. It's like, oh, you have the receipt. No, but these shoes are definitely icy. You know, rest and peace. the Virgil, but, you know, this is, this is an amazing piece. I don't have 300,000 for this.

I got by a house first. No, no, no, no. It just said some, some shit way crazier than that, didn't it? The suitcase by itself is. Would you rather? Yeah, Yuri or like a fucking nice-ass sneaker? Neither. By Korea, man, I'm trying to tap it because what's the most you think?

What's the most of you spend on a sneaker? I like five bands. You know what? Yeah. My favorite sneaker is the Air Easy two Nike's. The blinks? Yeah. Wait, which ones?

The black Nike Air Easy twos, yeah. Those are like my dream shoes. I think they're going for like 10 bands. But beyond that, uh, 1200, whatever it is. You know what I mean? I'm not, yeah. Bro, 2012, you could have got those for like 800. I only had 80.

I didn't want to talk about it, bro. My grill shoe, I just, I was at Soul Stage on Fairfax. I asked them how much they were. They said 15,000. For what? The what the dunks? Some like sketchy-ass babes. No, the original what the dunks.

The what the ducks? I don't know the fuck. What the dunks. They're basically the most popular stupid thing to buy. I mean, I'm not going to spend 15 racks on them, but if a nigga, just know if a nigga got. Is it expensive because you are thinking that you can resell it at a higher value? No, this collectibility.

It's just, they have that. It's just a rare ass shoe at that point. And that's, okay, look, just know if, uh, damn, I was trying to say something. Yeah, I think is. No, but it's very much just like trading any, any other thing of value. No, with shoes, if you buy those Yeezys in 2012, you could have made 20,000 bad at this point. You know what I mean? Yeah, look, and that same shoe, like, yeah, like when I wanted it back in a day, when I didn't

have fucking $1,000 to spend on a pair of shoes, now I could do that easily. And I wish that they were that, like, still that much. I'd damn near why I buy a fake pair. They're like Furbies. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The collectibles, yeah.

Yeah. But, no, this, this shoe that I'm talking about is a, it's a collection of, like, all the popular Nike SBs and they take one. What's an S-B? This just means Nike skateboarding. Oh. Yeah, so they basically, like, each section of the shoe is a, it's like a popular shoe. So, like, the money cats, the pigeons.

You said you don't want? No, I don't know how. I think all different types of shit. De La Sol's around there. I don't know how. You want to try? I can try. Try it.

I don't know how to do it. 25Ms, though, bro. Okay, look, so. I'm a wet lipid, though. Go for you go. Auction sales. Brick or brick. Okay. All right. The, the biggest sale, the biggest sale was a... Yeah, we get a... Kazumi High. Okay, listen, listen. The biggest sale was a size...

Yo, yo, yo, come on, come on. I got you. Stop cutting me out, bro. The biggest sale was a size 5 that sold for $352,000. And the average sale per shoe was $126,000. But most of the bids were size 8 accounted for 1,400 of the bids. But yeah, so basically These shits is moving At a very high price How many pairs of it? I think one Oh, one No, no

And then they did the whole Range of them Because I think What was the size 5 that sold For that? Yeah, yeah, yeah They definitely got different sizes But

I can't believe That these niggas They made this much money Off this one shoe already 25 million 25.3 million Yeah, bro That's Louis numbers though

Bro When it comes like There's sunglasses They're making ams off all that You know Yeah, you're right All right. The next shoe is going to be the Union Nike Dunk Low pistachio.

You would. You probably wouldn't, huh? I probably wouldn't. You would not? It would probably make you, like, be like, oh, this niggas douche or something. They kind of look a little fruity. They look like a guy. I feel like the time the guy who'd wear this is someone that looks like G.

Easy. You know what I mean? Yeah. He would try too hard. He would probably smell too good, but he probably like fucks everyone raw and never gets, like, tested. Damn. that's deep. Even though he got like.

She kept a G. Like that, you know, I wouldn't. You wouldn't? I wouldn't. I mean, I wouldn't. Yeah. I mean, that was a great explanation. Right?

Hey, you know what? That sounds like the worst club promoter I ever seen in my life. Oh, dude. Yeah. Take you three weeks to pay. Fuck that guy. He works at a dohino room. Shit like that.

I like the hookah bar, but like he like owns it with his family. It's a fucking brothel at the night. Y'all getting deep right now. Yeah. You say he does what? He says females. Don't like that. Who?

Oh, that's weird? You don't like what dude say female? I don't like when guys say it. What do you want them to say? It's like girls. Like, bitches? Like,

no. You had to think about it. You had to think about it. Because they be on my head about that. Females feels so like condescending. Like, you just said that you know. It's like animal.

Yeah, what am I saying? Like, I don't say like, females. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like,

I felt that. I feel like also like the. like what's associated whenever people talk about females it's always like in like those females like it's never like these lovingly awesome like respectable female I'm what a female yeah but I'll call a queen a queen though yeah but spade is yeah keep calling them queen that's better that's good yeah obviously they like nothing they're gonna like back on that but then like what about the girls that like being hoes I feel like you can't call me I feel like you can't call me a hoe I feel like I could call myself and my home girls hose because we like, you know, like, we like live through like

people like giving a shit for it. I felt like, but like if a guy was like you're a slut, I'd be like, what? I'd be like you right. I think I've seen your boyfriend call you a slut, but like it's like, it was a part of the speech though. So like, you know, oh well, I was getting inducted into the slut hall of fame. That was like a real thing. Yeah. I thought that was like, I did not get inducted into the slut hall of fame that night. I'm very sad. Yeah. Yeah. What your number, you were trying to fuck 25 people that night? It was only four. But he told me at midnight, bro. Like I was kind of like 25 guys or 25 people 25 Hmm

I would assume he meant penis Yeah exactly Me too I mean I was eating pussy but like I don't know Is you eating random pussy? I mean no Yeah that's funny to say

Can't be eating random pussy I was eating like my home girl's pussy Exactly so you know like you kind of know Like it wasn't like hobo girl It was your birthday I never know what you It was my birthday party last week But my birthday is Valentine's Day You might be eating some pussy

fresh out the tent. Yeah. If I could eat my own pussy, I would, I would probably, like, I would honestly, like, hire someone to eat my pussy. Take out two ribs. Yeah. You know, I can't. You know, I can't walk, but.

My head still work. Okay. My head can still bobbing with you. All right. Let's go to the next. Josh's eyebrows. All right, wait, wait. I need the bathroom open after this.

Oh, shit. All right. Well, let me read off this next shit. Yeah, okay. All right. Yeah. This is the Union Nike Dunklow pistachios. The release date is February 11th.

Whoa, 9-11, the 9-11 exclusives? The price is. Wait, no, I'm tripping. 9-11 is September. I'm stupid ass. I'm high, bro. I'm sorry. I didn't even smoke, actually.

I lied about that, too. Damn, I'm just lying. Okay, the price is $150. and they're exclusively on Union's website. You know these bitches are going to sell out so fast and they're going to resale for fucking way too much money. That's exactly what's going to happen with these. I'm fucking with them.

You're not fucking with them? No, I wouldn't wear them. It's that weird-ass material, I think, that are on the off-white fives. I feel like it's cute. It is. Is it? Like the weird mesh is going to just bend the fuck up. Actually, those are hard.

What are you going to wear it with? A lot of shit right there. Yeah, you can throw these on with anything. White tea. Bro, those are hard. You're tripping. I just do like flat colored shoes. Oh, you can rip the shit off.

You're tripping. Oh, yeah, that's cool. That's cool. I would fuck this guy. He looks like the type of guy that would always have weed on him and he would always give me like free drugs and shit. Damn. Right? And he looks like a Mac Miller type dude, like one of those guys.

This is crazy perspective. Yeah. Honestly, I want you to keep going. What else about him? He looks like. What kind of car does he drive? He looks like he's way too chill. He definitely doesn't have a car.

House owner? He has no car? House owner? Bro, do you know how much money, like these shoes are going to resell for him? No, I'm saying for me as like a, like a woman who knows nothing about sneakers, I would kind of be like, I don't know, bro. You would think that he's probably spending all his money on sneakers and doesn't have a car. I wouldn't even know to use it costs money.

I mean? Yeah. They all start off at like a pretty reasonable price. I mean, I would assume because we're on the slideshow that all are like really expensive. But if I just saw dude, I would like, like, I probably flirt with him by stepping on a sneaker, then you'd probably get really fucking that. my teacher in like first grade used to do that on purpose. That's a hate crime. What the thought?

No, but I get it. Snap on your kicks? Yes. And why and also, bitch ass kid. Also, he would, he would chew like a piece of Reese's pieces and like blow the Reese's breath into your mouth face. What?

That sounds. Yo, that's, he was a weirdo. He was a weird. He was a good. He didn't get him out the fucking school. Yeah. I was about the same,

I don't know if that's, like a he-he-ha-ha type thing or are you going to be some dramatic memory right now? No, no, it was supposed to be some he-haha-ha-ha shit. Yeah. Now I'm thinking about it. That was weird as fuck. Yeah, what's the fun. I didn't think about it until, like, recently.

I'm kind of racist. Yeah, especially to me because he knew that I cared about my sneakers. Well, was he white? Oh, yeah. He was like a surfer white too. Like, yeah. Like, he wore, like, a Hawaiian shirt in your face. He wore a Hawaiian shirt to school.

You let them slide, bro. Because they're, like, so chill and then you realize, like, they were, like, just as awful. No, bro. Like, he's, like, because, like, my mom used to bust her ass to, like, buy me new nikes or whatever. And he would literally, like, like stomp on my like he was like step on him like this like you want to expose him I don't remember his man step on my shit mr. fucking I don't know what middle school was this around this was that

this was that cornblum elementary yeah fuck him man this is that cornblum elementary we need to step on his shoes east and Reese's before we see him too his check and get on the Reese's breath is crazy yeah that's very like you can't make this shit up bro you'll get fired if this was like when you were in first grade or whatever, your mom could have show fire. I once had a teacher having me drink cow blood. That was weird. What's going on? Okay, you thought I was.

It was like a science class. This is where it started. That's different though. Shit. Yeah, right? That does not happen. It doesn't happen. But at least you had like the option to like, okay.

Like, I mean, I kind of was like, she was like, who want to drink this cow blood? And I was like, you were the one that stood up? And she was like, okay. Is that when you figured out of something wrong with you a little bit? What the fuck? I feel like there was definitely been something like, little unhinged about me for a while for sure. I felt that. When did you figure it out though? Like when did you like look at yourself in a mirror and you're like you know what?

You know what? I always I like always was like terminally horny and shit but like I just didn't want to go to hell because I believed in God for a sex. So I did the poophole loophole when I was 17 and I like gave him shit thick and shit but I kind of was like at least I'm not going to hell. That was really your like yeah I was kind of like probably one of the moments where I'm like maybe I'm built different dude like I don't know but I would always like get finger-banged and shit so when did you transition you're that one in school? Sex

yeah I didn't have sex to like the like the summer before college and I definitely cried in like my little blanket burrito. Why did you cry? Bro because I thought like it was over for me and Jesus bro I thought he was still on that I thought he was gonna have hell of beef about that damn that was like a stupidest

sentence ever but like Was it like your like long loving boyfriend or was that at the club? He became my boyfriend afterwards, and I think that was not on purpose. Yeah, nothing kind of sucks. Yeah. Yeah, he's in jail. Is that Mr. Toilet that you have in?

No, that's a different, like, utter shitty boyfriend. I had a string of shitty boyfriends until I figured out, like, piece is, like, awesome. For sure. Yeah, I could never, I could never, I could never go back to happen, like, a toxic-ass relationship. Yeah, none of that. You, like, learn how to, like, see the red flags. I just, like, keep living my truth because, like, my last ex-boyfriends, like, I would always say like honestly I'm cool if you being

with other people and like being ethically non-monogamous and being a swinger and shit and it always be like no like let's say like monogamous then it would cheat on me bro I'd be like you're so stupid I don't care if you fuck other girls as long as you just tell me about it but like you know I'm a fuck other dudes too that was like the issue yeah of course that's where they always like

that's where you're like and I'm like bro like why are you talking to me then We were at your party and like some dudes with like suits or some shit came and like I heard your boyfriend talking to them or blah blah. And he was like at the end he was like, all right, well go now go fuck my girlfriend. Dude, I was like this is the hardest. Dude. That was the hardest shit I ever heard. My boyfriend gets like a mountain of pussy though.

Like his like, he's like, he's probably got too much pussy being thrown to him that he's like I'm not even. He's like almost like a movie into pussy. Like he likes he's like like home. Got to like that, though. Naked, like, everywhere. We're always, like, sizzering and shit. And he, like, doesn't even, like, bad and I anymore. Nah, but, like, that's what I'm saying.

Like, okay. Where did you all meet? Huh? I had, like, my old job when I was a marketing executive. Is that what you did? Mm-hmm. That's fine. Before that, I was a fry cook, though.

And I got in trouble for having, for trying to have, like, a shake-shack orgy. Because I was- Oh, of course you wouldn't be trying to throw a shake-shack or. I didn't have fucking fast food workers. I didn't have homeless people, bro. I hope you wasn't getting fucked by, like, the hot oil. about fries was getting dipped in. It was not during like Shake Shack hours, bro. That's dangerous. Yeah, that's like a health

after hours, but in the spot. Have you got, you getting like come in the fucking custard? Ew. So. I'm never eating Shake Shack again. Dude, I love Shakesh. What location with that? They have some of the best burgers, honestly. Unknown.

You get that Shazzyme squirt juice in the milkshakes. I didn't fuck any of my Shakeshack coworkers. I just wanted them to all fuck me for my birthday because I'd always just do weird shit for my birthday. So I was going to have like a Shake Shack Orgy. And then I was going to got an email being like bro you can't do that and I was like so like I could fuck them like

were you like a manager or something? No, it was just a fry cook I was I was a ridiculously sexy fry cook yeah right I would make fried chicken and like French fries and shit like I always was like an overshar like it always be like dick dick pussy yeah like just over talking

I know the niggas was on there I know all the niggas was waiting to throw up running that train they were probably mad as fuck that email got sent out Like, God damn. Cockblocker. Nah, niggas did cockblock. Weird-ass manager.

Weird-ass HR. How did you even find out about that? I think I just like overshare all the time. It's like, I'm like, it's criminally impossible for me to like shut the fuck up about like gangbanks. Like as everyone knows. So I feel like they were just like, bro. Weird-ass HR niggas. The fuck.

Yeah. Right. All right. All right. Next shoot is the Air Jordan 1 high. O.G. Dark. Marina Blue.

They're just fake royals. They're just fake royals. This guy probably plays basketball, but he's not professional. Hell no. This guy probably lame shit. He plays ball for sure, but he's not like anyone important. You throwing him pussy? Look, so.

Yeah. So like, this shit ain't real, bro. I don't know what's going on. Over the LVs? Well, no, look, let's just explain to you why this is lame. This is like... What makes it lame?

This is basically like... A poor man's version of like an original Jordan. You have the $300 version. Imagine like a fit, the Sanseali version of like that. You have the $40, like $20 version from Sanseali and the $300 version. Houston BBL, T.J. BBO. A T.J. BBL could slap. Yeah.

No, like a like a Jack Shack BBO and T.J. Yeah. Jacking off in the shack. Jacking off at the BBL check. Yeah. Hey, I saw BBL get made the other day, bro, on Instagram. I'm in the wrong profession. You see it again, man?

They get like, bro, the doctor's all up in there with his horny ass, bro. Like, what's up with him? He's spreading his big cheeks. Doctor got the dick. Creepy-ass doctors, bro. He's going to spend eight years in this shit and I'm going to fuck every woman. Shut the fuck up. I watched Nip Tuck.

I saw Nip Tuck as a kid. That shit fucked me up. What the hell, bro. Yo, stop it, bro. That's the wildest you ever heard you say, bro. I heard you say some pretty weird shit. Hey, I'm just keeping it real. Hey, I mean, just know it's definitely some weird ass niggas that in caught cases for shit like that.

That was fucking bitches why they were unconscious on the table. The anesthesia shit. Boo, tomato tomato. That's some real shit. Mm-hmm. Is it not? That's spooky. That's very spooky.

Yeah. Yeah. Shut up. Fuck them, niggas. I would fuck this guy. It's a pair of shit. I'm like a late. She's.

Okay. I'm a community girl. All right. I'm a little village bicycle. I feel like this guy needs love. I feel like he works at fucking Tilly's. Because you know why? Because he could save up,

he can save up the extra. There's probably nothing remarkable about him. No, it's not. He could save up the extra, the extra couple hundred dollars and get like the OG fucking, not the brads, but the Royal.

Royal Blues, bro. Just get those instead. I feel like a guy who would wear this would probably be hot. I don't know. It looks like a hot guy's shoe. This is like, Honestly, these are some Jordan that your nigga will wear, to be honest.

What is that supposed to me? No, I'm like, I mean, like, he just, he went to a foot locker and copped him. Oh, yeah. Like, like, foot locker drip. I just love a regular ass dude. That's what I'm saying. Shout out to. I like a guy with, like, nothing to offer but his heart.

Bro, I was telling, I was telling somebody that I was like, bro, I was knocking down the most bitches when I had nothing to offer but a smile. For real. Because, seriously, like, if you really, it comes down to it, like, we don't know a fuck about, about like your height, your dick size, how much you make, we just care if you're like, if you have, like, decent, like, social and emotional intelligence.

Yeah, that's a fact. Are you, like, are you just like a fucking human being? Are you a terrible person or not? Yeah, because, like, I can smell like pussy desperation. And, like, just knowing how to talk to somebody. Yeah, like, once you make it about it, about eating pussy and shit, I'm like, oh, okay, you're awkward. Awkward.

Awkward. Why are we looking at me? You just sitting right across with me, so, you know what I'm saying? All right, can we go through some more pictures of the shoe? I've seen enough. Yeah, honestly. Throw them away. Throw them in the garbage.

Maybe some black laces on there. Nike, get it together. At least they give you three laces at least. At least they can do it. Is three laces good, like a good amount of ways? Like you got, like you got, you know, options. You really be saving them. I just throw all that shit away.

No, no, no. The only shoe that I kept all the laces to is the Travis Scott's because they used to, they looked better with like pink lace. Maybe someday I wanted to wear the brown laces, you know, some day. You're such a little kid. Yeah. What shoes did you die, bro? You died some shoe.

I don't want to talk about it, bro. I took a such out. He thought he was getting out, looking at those TikTok videos. I was like, bro, where are you doing? I thought I got out. Because honestly, I got them for free, so who cares? But then I bought the gray ones, which were the ones that I wanted. So whatever.

We talking about the protection pack new balances that it took me forever to hunt them down, but I only found a white pair, and I didn't want a white pair, so I tried to dye them and I fucked them up like an idiot. And I only died one of them. So I got one brand new white one in my closet somewhere, and then one fucked up, died one. Let me hit that, Erie. Oh, shit. Sorry, that means I got to take this fucking medicine. Big Yuri. You know, pop that shit. Tuck her to toe sucker? You're a to toe sucker? Suck the toe. Who is? Who is Tucker? Would you fuck on to do that? Where's Tom's though you know what those are the ones that help the shoes right that helped the

help the world um no but not because of that I just feel like a guy who would wear thoms is probably like fucking gay or like a fucking serial killer or like just fucking he wouldn't he I feel like a guy who wears thoms probably like knows how to eat pussy really well because he's definitely a giver it's like beer rat wit but I feel like it would be like like generally like not like a masculine shoe it's like cutting board on the bottom

and you know he's not wearing no socks with them oh yeah at all there's no socks crusty I love this no sock thing with you fuck do you keep your shoes on it depends on like how much of a in a rush I'm in I'm in I'm fucking I fucked with full

jeans on so I can throw it just like a zipper like just like dick out right here and that's rude You know it's the craziest fucking fit when you're just in a t-shirt, but you're like balls naked? Yeah, but you still got that t-shirt. You're on your shirt cocking it. Yeah. I'm going to be honest.

Like, this is something that like maybe like your man's kid relate to of like fucking a girl somewhere that you're not supposed to be in and just feeling like, damn, I might have to, I might have to shoot my way out of here. Yeah. So. Yeah. Nis-a-n-n-kiddle. Nah, like, you like, you might be in the wrong area or something or like. You know, just wrong place, wrong time. So you keep your shoes on during stuff?

Nika, I've slept that girl's houses that I didn't know like that. Full jeans on, full belt on, keys in my pocket. Keys in my pocket and wallet in my back pocket. Get cozy, bro. I slept with a fitting hat on. You can only get cozy at home. Are you joking? My friend, like, he always had a condom on.

Always. Like, if you pull down his pants, he's got a condo on his dick. That's weird. That's weird. weird like he's ready he stay ready okay wait wait wait wait wait wait I'm weird I'm weird for for for making sure my safety and my life is like you know if I need to dip out so you can do a dash I mean I guess he is he's working like some wrinkily as dick like when you got your hands in the back too long yeah yeah it's gonna be like all the lubrication is going to be gone from

it yeah at least you stay right don't you hate that awkward moment when you're about a fuck and you're like I got no condom then you to put it on that's true but not make a break is that Now imagine, like, it's already there. No. Who cares? Bro, wait. I'll get condom surgery. Wait, wait.

Hold on. Wait, wait. I have a sit. Wait, wait. He just goes around all. I just process what you said. He goes around all day long, just live in his day. He's at Whole Foods.

Like, I didn't know, like, I just know what I saw him and he pulled his pants down. He was already wearing a condom. Okay. So that means that he went. He could have just went to the bathroom. Yeah, he was a step ahead. He wanted to be funny. Strap up.

Because that's a story. Was this at your birthday party? I was just having like a fun game night in my friend's house. But then it turned into a sex party. No, it was just game night. No, we were playing cards against humanity. It just kind of got wild. I felt that.

Yeah. And he already had a condom on. I docked him. You know what that is? When a guy with like an uncircumcised dick, like, he stretches the foreskin out to like absorb your hand. Like, you know, like, because it's. Huh? What?

What? Yeah. Speak on it. speak on a Josh because apparently Josh has done this before it's like he said two dicks are you circumcised Josh have you done this with somebody oh and like knead it together like like like last half brown town shit like apple pie crust around the edges yeah you know what I mean no it was a weird game night it was actually the same house it was actually the same house yeah we yeah yeah yeah you didn't tell me this personally but i you told somebody who told me that y'all do

this all the time there I well bro that's his and he throws sex parties all the time. Like, I met him by going to a sex party that was hosted at his house, and that's my friend at Cummy Tummy Ake. Yes. Was he there? Yes. Well, I don't know if he was part of the train,

but it was like the little... He was like doing laundry and shit. Yeah. He's like sending emails and shit. I used to do gangbang parties, and like the guy that I would host it would just be on his work computer just like... That's what I'm saying.

Niggins sending emails out of shit. He's immune to pussy, bro. He's like, I've seen it all. pretty like I only do it if it's like fucking insane well never mind yeah I don't wish that I don't wish that I wish I never got pussy no I wish I got used to pussy like that to get to that point shit you know it you know what it'd be crazy when like these like these kids who obviously like haven't got to that point yet or like maybe not even kids maybe they'll be grown as fuck like they just they haven't lived that life so like when we be talking about all the like is a crazy

They're like, you didn't fuck Kazoubi! What do you mean? What? You're gonna get hard in front of 50 people! What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you fucking gay? Yeah, oh God. Maybe the comments going crazy.

I was like, yeah, bro, I wasn't gonna force you to fucking fuck me in the 48 degree weather. I was like, damn. I felt stupid, but then you know what coming over here? Like, what the fuck? No, I'm blasi. I'm on my own time I do my own thing

I don't know horny shit Just like Yeah like all comments were like damn Like these guys have self respect I was like shut up Push and P You never know You never know which way the comments are gonna go

Cause like They're always bad when it's me bro They're always like you know what Kill yourself Every one of those guys Every one of those guys If they were in front of you They would literally be drooling

Right Or wouldn't say shit Or wouldn't say anything Not a fucking thing It's like The internet makes people feel hell uncomfortable, but like, if you saw me in real life, like, would you be telling me to like

Never, none of that. Yeah. They would honestly, even figure out. It's a girl thing, though. It's like a slut thing, too, because I feel like people like to pretend they hate sluts. But then, like, those are the same niggas that are only your Twitter jacking off to the fucking meet, like, the four second preview.

True. You've been on my Twitter, I see. Obviously. I've seen your whole shit bust down on the Twitter, no. I had to tap in. Yeah, you tag me. I might not have five dollars for the only. fans but the $3.

The $3. I'm trying to eat that night. Yeah, right? I was like, they pay you out here. I'm God, man. Shit, man. Sometimes you got to just, you got to preview on Twitter. Yeah, if I joined No Jumper, I feel like I should have access to all the, uh, no,

no jumper women's, uh, for the end? For the end? The only fans, you know, like this is, this is, this is employment come with like. You ain't got $3? I don't. Yeah. This is the thing to me. I don't what the fuck, bro.

This is the thing with me. do you have to become a porn star if you are a part of no jumper? Are you going to become a porn star? I'm not necessarily like trying to. Like I'm not necessarily trying to, but like, you know? I feel like it's kind of just like an incestual workplace. Like, don't, y'all. My homie trying to meet me in the middle about it.

He was like, well, what if it's just your body? What if it's just your ass? Like, no wants to see that. I'm just good. People want to see your ass, bro. Trust. You think that there's people that want to see Blassie's ass cheeks on the fucking. On some weird shit.

NFT it, bro. There's one weird. On some weird shit. No. On some weird shit, like, they will watch just. Stay grounded wants to piece out. Yeah. Listen, on some weird shit.

On some weird shit, there is definitely like, niggas that will watch bitches. I was watching the sharp shit earlier today. And that's what he mentioned. He was like, it's just men watching that. You think females are buying the only fans? That's a fact. I buy like some. That's you.

But you're Kazumi. Yeah, you're like the horniest girl ever met. I'm like so not even at horny. I just be doing weird shit. You just said. You just said like, disabled men, fast food workers. Oh,

whoa, disabled men? Yeah, that's her thing. That's a good, that's a good idea for your next video. You should. Oh, I should have fucked that like dude in the wheelchair, bro. You should go through the drive-through and just ask somebody at the window like, hey, you want some.

I'll be at the Jolaby parking lot. I know I never ate eating Jollybee, but Oh my God, next time I see you. You like Jolaby? Yeah, I'm Filipino. The spaghetti ruined it. Spaghetti with the hot dogs is. That's so racist, bro.

Dude, I grew up in like, because Filipino spaghetti is sweet spaghetti. We don't use marinera sauce. We use banana sauce. So I grew up. I grew up with. And not in a good way. I grew up with, I grew up with, um, eating that type of spaghetti. So when I eat like white people's spaghetti, I'm like, what?

Yeah. It's like, it's too like hardy or something. It's too like like meaty. Like it's like we use hot dogs instead of meatballs also. I love a good meatball. Mmm, meatballs. Nick, where's the meat?

Slice hot dogs with the red sauce. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, let's go ahead of the next shoe. Oh, thank you because,

Kazumi keeping it in line. Oh, okay, oh, this is, this is some clothing, clothing drop. I think we're doing the shoes, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

This is the Palm Angels summer spring 2022 collection available now on their website let's keep going through take look at the pictures of it patchwork I wouldn't fuck a guy that dresses like this I don't like guys who like do full sit fits that match like all the way for it too matchy matchy matrimatic it's kind of corny for me I felt that speak on it speak on it why though

I feel like my sexiest outfit for a guy is like a athlete your wear like just like cozy gym clothes like on God I need my bitch wear sweats throw my bitch in some some like spandex shorts I love that yeah like that's like sexy to me

spandex shorts and a cropped fucking I don't know like what's that shit like a gym yeah give me those too

that's the that's the sexiest fit honestly that's a staple right there yeah you don't know nothing about that I don't know with the white fresh socks too bro neck long as hell

No body shame He did look like an alien I can't even know Both these things are This shirt is fire I would fuck this guy But only once He looks like a cheater

Like he looks like he doesn't know how to like Have a stable relationship Where he actually cares about something Damn You know what I mean You really are like analyzing He got like light skin syndrome I just like you know

He's like mid-skinned And you're not black You can't say that Define mid-Skin Oh my G he's like you know he looks Puerto Rican like caramel pause like he's not like

my statement and I am sorry oh no this is him never mind he's like skin as fuck I knew it I retract that's just that's okay it's okay I don't just

I just don't want no fucking no other niggas to tweak out on you for saying that oh word I'm not gonna tweak out on you but uh you know what I'm gonna be honest with you this this whole collection is kind of like

it's kind of mid middle of the road you feel me it looks kind of cute It's the fact that like it's nothing that's like making this explode, you feel me? Nothing is like, oh, shit. There's no, in my opinion, there's no context to like. To any of it. Yeah.

What's the shame here? Yeah, exactly. It's all over the place. Like, that's cool. I like that, I like that vest. Really? That vest is kind of. With the pants?

You wouldn't, you would, bro. With the pants, too? Come on. Josh approved. I can see you wearing that. Oh, God. I'll wear the other furry jacket before that. No, that shit is.

I wear that. before wearing you going to christmas parties in that what's up with you that much would you spend on a fit like that's what i'm not dropping the like especially like the amount of money that they be charging for the palm angel shit yeah that's just for show like 1200 yeah yeah that's a 1200 fit that fur coat 4 000 8000 or something like that i'm good yeah um you know what i do want though what the palm angels montclair that dropped a couple months ago yeah that was fire i seen that literally is like the the the track jacket but a bubble mont claire's been going crazy with the clouds I fucked with the pink on pink okay okay oh wait wait wait that's cute

the pink on pink is hard I'm not even gonna hold you you could throw some I like guys that were pink it tells me it's 20-22 you still think that's the thing I think I think some guys are still like not like past that hump of like wearing like that's crazy sit that to 2004 you're tripper right I think it's cute I think it shows a man of strength there's no way that you really believe that niggies are still on that young thug wore a dress Dude, who? Like, niggas are pulling Knicks are pulling AK-47s

out the dress with their nails painted. It's cute. I'm glad you guys are like having more freedom of expression. Hell yeah, but what? Pink? Pink?

I think he's been wearing pink since. Dude, I know hell of dudes who are still like not, not evolved enough. Send them niggas back to this, the fucking medieval ages. Yeah, what the fuck medieval times? I'll slide through in a kilt.

Oh, God. Okay, all right. All right, the next drop is going to be from Beestroy. hard super pop and brand from a new you know what i those ball cup is yeah something like that i saw that today and i'm like wait a second mac we got to put this in the uh hard that's hard i think it's so hard on them they also to show 300 or something like that but it's hard i'd buy it bstroy also makes the coolest socks so shout out to them because um kizumi is

like i don't know what about about the sock um yeah dude keep going through? Uh-huh. I feel like they could have went a little harder with everything else to match these fucking head. I just really like, I don't,

I didn't even see any of the other shit. I like this ball of a thing. Yeah. It's tight. There's too hard. They look like football helmets. If you think about it, like the silhouette.

Yeah. And then there's just two, uh, two t-shirts along with it. Yeah. I think, I mean, shit.

I like the bottle clavis. T-shirts, I don't know. I think everyone has too many t-shirts. Yeah. Yeah. Too many t-shirts? You're hearing that from a t-shirt designer. Yeah, I'm like, I agree with you.

What makes a t-shirt like a good-ass t-shirt? You know, juxtaposition, you know, there's a lot that goes into it, you know? It's color, color choice. I think there's a whole science to it, though, for show. At this point, if you just trying to sell me a shirt with, like, a graphic on the front and it is like, ain't nothing on the back, I'm not paying more than like $40 for the back. Yeah. You need, like, a graphic in the back.

Hell yeah, to justify why I'll be paying $100 for a t-shirt. because like niggas be trying to charge $100. You're trying to make me think I'll charge enough. No, bro. Exactly. How much is a Blasie shirt? I have them right now on my side for 40. Nothing personal shop.com.

Up to price, bro. You need to be selling those, like, say no, the fentanyl shirt. Yeah. 60 piece. The thing is I got a lot of like, you know, I want to say like, fuck them, niggas, tell them and get their bread up. Nah, but I love it. You feel me?

I know what she was fin of it. It's like people that came from where I came from. And I fuck with that. But guess what? You know what I used to do? price is accessible but i'm not i'm not trying to pay three dollars might be like but you know what i used to do niggi you know what i used to do i used to save up my bread and take the bus from hawthorne all the way to fairfax no you buy one shirt you know what you did you you went over there and you went to fucking

supreme and got three stickers they ain't shit's ever 20 bucks exactly no i mean i didn't say i didn't say 20 bucks i didn't say 20 bucks i said nigger i would save a bread from like you know working uh summer jobs and shit like that and i would wait and i would get stuff that i really want it that way. So are you LA native? Yeah. Hey me too. What about you? Yeah, I'm LA native really what part? I'm like Glendale and Pasadena really yeah wow I would never expect it. Shout out the bag. Where'd you think I came from? I don't know I never thought about it to be honest you know what you do to give me like a northeast county L.A. girl kind of maybe Bay Area like like like Sacramento like you look like a barrier

for a year yeah yeah or like la marada you feel me like charitos yeah i went to college in pasadena so pasadena city college yeah i got blacked out drunk at some random bar over there one time yeah and i woke up in jail there oh sorry that's only story sounds like hella peaceful though it was so water cups and shit yeah private restrooms yeah yeah i give you blankies in jail yeah oh like good ones i i think i threw up on like the first first set and then they gave me another set. Oh. Like drunk tank type shit?

They were really nice. Yeah, yeah. Also drunk tank shit. Yeah. Exactly. All right. Yeah. Yeah.

Shout out to B. Stroi. Shout out. Shout out to any young black creators doing their thing, man. Definitely. Definitely. Oh, let's keep it pushing, man. Especially.

There's an FTP hub collab. Damn. I think it just happened, though. I was just on Fairfax, actually, and I didn't know that that's what that was happening. This jacket's sexy. That shit hardest for us. I took a guy who.

that shit's hard. Yeah, so maybe more than once. No questions asked. No. Would you, would you grab some home girls and throw them into? Not if he was white though. That's your heart.

But that's just a general rule. Some good ethnic dick. Well, actually, I've like, we need everything from this collab. I've like renounced myself to like enjoying white men. I'm like back. I return back to the white population. You let,

Adam is the one that got you. He like broke my streak. Now I'm like, you know what? Now you just fucking white niggas every day. You just be in black turned into a white slave. A white man slave. I don't like to hear this. I'm still like I'm still like for everybody.

You know what I mean? I love that. I love that. Come back to us people of color. And never stop, bro. Like I like, I mean, your boyfriend's black. Yeah, but like, he's cool, man. He's he, I know he's fucking living it up.

It would have been, would have made more sense feels white though or would have been crazy feels white. No, we would have pulled up and you had a white boyfriend. Would you? I would have turned around and left. I would have like honestly I would have done like a safety check for her like I don't know it's probably going to be like blink twice Yeah right like he was like forcing you to fucking staying with me You fucking bitch you're gonna watch you fuck fuck this homeless man

I got all 50 of the homeless girl wax I did not fuck 50 hobos but I feel like for a minute I kind of was like weird off white people for a set because like I'm Asian and like white guys They'd be saying some weird shit but like like now that I'm outside of college, like, white guys behave now. So I'm like, all right. Yeah, because, like, throw my pussy back, like, here, take it. You guys can have some. Yeah, just a little, but, like, I'm here now. I'm, like, easing into it, you know?

I'm sorry. I know you probably hear the weirdest shit from motherfuckers because they are just, like, on some horny Asian shit. Like, oh, I fucking love. Yeah. Yeah. Imagine if I was white when I have my same success. I think I probably would.

I think I probably would. I probably would be bigger if I was white, low-key, in my onion. I wonder what house phone look like white. I can see it. People tell me I'm white-wash all the time. If you could go back in time, would you become white? I would be like Mexican for a second. Yeah.

No, house phone's like half Mexican at this point. Like, you're from the South Bay. Like, when I go to the taco truck, I ask for shit in like Spanish, Spanish. I'm like, crema. Cremia? Like, I'm not like. What is your, what is your taco of choice? Mine is three puss.

Three piz? Isn't that like? Intestines and shit? Of course that's the one you like. Yeah, I'm never even had that before. I'm a weird bitch, bro. Of course that's the one. But you can tell I'm L.A. native because I'd be in the top of it.

Yeah. I'd be in the top of joint. Yeah. Yeah. This nigga. I like a solid though. I'm pretty vanilla when it comes to Mexican food. Sorry for sure.

I was, I was at the truck and it was like some tweaker nigga behind me. Oh, I was there with you. No, no, no. This was after that. I went back to that same truck like the other day. And so this nigga's behind me. me right and I'm trying to tell her like yo like the only salsa out there was like

the regular green salsa. Go for it. Like the green spicy salsa but I'm like no I want the avocado crema and she's like he was like oh I was like the other green one the green one and then the guy was trying to tell me oh the green one is right there I'm like nigga first of all

I'm not talking to you second of all this is not what I'm looking for third of all I know what I'm talking about like I know what the avocado Emma is. She brought it to me. And he was like, oh, you, you know your Mexican food, huh? And I was like, yeah, nigga. Is that your white guy voice? That was my random guy. You know what? That that's not your only like taco truck story that sticks out to me because when we really first met, remember when we were in East LA and some crazy shit happened to you. Really? Yeah, where you ordered like

shrimp bacon tacos or something like that. It was disgusting. Yeah, I remember that. Like he was just bullshitting with you. He was kind of like on some weird racist shit. I actually do remember that. That shit was terrible. It was terrible. Yeah. Yeah. Big tomatoes. I'm trying to think, well.

Big tomatoes. Big tomatoes. Yeah, for real. Yeah, that shit was weak. I'm trying to think what else. Like, we have, we have a lot of weird, like, random food stories. We do. Oh, my God.

I'm a foodie. I'm trying to become a wholesome. I'm trying to become, like, a wholesome foodie YouTuber. Oh, my God. Let's go to Jollaby. I never been. That can be my intro. Oh, that'd be cute.

I'm down. I like to eat. I'm not fucking with the spaghetti, though, already. I'm gonna let you know. Bro, you're a weirdo. Like, it's like a sweet spaghetti. That's like the most dis-wiredo. That's my kryptonite.

Don't call me a weirdo. I'm not gonna lie. One of my goals is to go to a canteena, like a Chipotle or some shit like that, and get faded in there. That's like a really easy goal. What you mean? I just haven't done it, though. We could do this tonight. I could.

Tripole is a can'tina? Yeah, I don't know. Like the one. up with that. No, the ones that be selling about Taco Bell. Oh, no. What the hell?

No. Taco Bell got those, like, weird bars at like Vegas and shit. Yeah. They'd be selling the liquor in there. Just know I was in there and started playing my song.

Yeah. And I was tweaking like, what the fuck? But it's really because the homie went up there and told the DJ to play my shit. But still, I thought like that,

I thought we just walked in. For a second, you was geeked up. I was geeked. Yeah. You thought you were the main character. You are the main character. You are the main character.

You're the host. Honestly, yeah. I'd be forgetting some time. I'd be sitting here with you all. Just like, yeah. Just the homie. And I'm like, oh, shit, I'm supposed to be talking. It's the house phone show.

Yeah, this is the house phone show. And honestly, thank you guys for being an amazing guest. I really appreciate it. I enjoyed this shit so much. Should we keep going through the FTP? Oh, the FTP? No, it's a fire-ass collab. With that.

If I'm not mistaken, too, I believe Zach used to work with. They did. He used to intern there or something like that. And I know that. I know that the owner of Huff who passed away was like really really won a big inspiration for him

I got FTP tatted on me Hardest skateboarder One of the hardest skateboarders Fuck the population actually I got FTP tatted on me right here Shout out to Zach man Shout on embarking in the city I'm trying to

Like that's the goal of like How I'm trying to be living bro Because he's just ducked off He ain't posting no selfies Bro Like it's just good Bro he's doing he's doing it bro And he's a cool ass nigga bro

He's a solid ass nigga He hit me up one time as I was leaving here like, what you want on board? Can I pull it to your office? I was like, what? And he's just he's just hella cool, man. Shout out to Zach. Nah, for real, for a, bro. I have a crazy weird, like, Melrose story when we were 17 and I ran into that full, like

2012 or 2013. I never really explored Melrose. I'm scared of it. Good. I mean, you'll get robbed and shot today on there. Like, back in the day, like, I'm scared of teenagers, girl. You would have got robbed back then, too. Okay, okay, okay.

But you would have got robbed back then, too, but, like, it was like a little less. It was very hipsy. Yeah. Yeah, because the hood thing is... Crossroads was popping. The hood niggas didn't even know about it yet. My ex-chuted on me with a girl he met in Melrose, and it just burned the whole neighborhood for me. I've been like...

Also, like, whenever I would go to that fucking flea market and, like, see the dripped out teenagers, I'd be like... You know... You're like, damn. I'm gonna go home. This is humiliating. Nah, honestly, I felt that. I felt that because... Bro, because I felt like in high school, like, I was like...

My parents give me no money to like dress cool. So I'm always like, how do you do that? That's the reason to go there because I was on the same boat, you know, $20.30. I was stealing shit. Wasteland and Crossroads had all the drip. I went to, uh, I went there for my wonder form. I worked out with a YSL Blazer. 50 bucks.

Wow. Fresh is in class. Nica, I was at, I was at Goodwill stealing shit, all of that. Like, you know what I'm saying? So I definitely. Shout to Melrose, man. They helped me get through high school just from. Wait, which high school?

Where did you grow up in? Paramount Southgate area. That's like southeast L. L. Oh, hey. Yeah. Shout out to Southgate Paramount. What a PHS.

Like Olympic Boulevard? Not necessarily. It was like Rosecrans, Garfield. Shale like that. Rosecrans big shout out to bro. Yes, sir. But I lived there so I was like 23 or something like that. Start moving around.

Okay. Should we do the, should we do the no jumper jibb trick, hashtag on Instagram where we look at people's outfits and give our opinions? Or should we just give straight to the music? let's go let's do five this time because we we go overboard I love going overboard I love going I'll do the next I'll do the next 20 minutes of just that yeah all right all right let's let's do that real and I think we I don't want to

I'm not sure this is the right conversation I have on air but it's also kind of interesting the way Spotify listeners interact with it because they can't even see anything what you mean oh they can't see it yeah we're not like off the record or no it's like a logo kind of thing and just what's up Josh I mean I assume majority of the listeners are on YouTube watching it you know we gotta get that set up my boy people are watching right well Spotify don't get visuals though right can't watch audio yeah that's crazy hey YouTube subscribe sorry for keeping me here so long I'm cozy man yeah I'm chilling just know I can go for

another three hours I like I like need to socialize like more as like a normal person I feel like we need to have Kazumi as like a reoccurring kind of like a reoccurring person yeah we need because we always talk about we need have like disconnected female I feel like yeah yeah sorry if we uh I'm quite disconnected well you you fit perfect then yeah oh why is it because I think you are searching a page aren't you know the hashtag oh no jumper drip chick they fucking crashed the site yeah we got so man should we just roast like people in the office this fit oh just kidding yeah that would be funny hold on uh Okay, I mean, we could, yeah, we could just talk about music.

All right. Pastor Ralphie 2, Deluxe. Man, hey, that shit just left Spotify and all that shit. What do you mean? Up there for like a day. Yeah, why is that a thing? I don't know. He never came up on Apple Music.

Yeah, and he warned us. He was like, go listen to it before they delete it. I don't know what's going on with them. His label, I don't know. It's probably a deeper. You got like a sample or something on there that didn't get clear that he just threw up there? Probably, I don't know. What, what music does consume me?

listen to though. I like R&B and hip hop. Really? I like Torrey Lane's chick's tape. I still listen to it. I still listen to Summer Walker's album. I'm one of those girls. The one that just came out or? No, no. So did you pick Tori Lanes over Meg when the whole shit went down?

Bro, that's my girl. I still think that weird. It's like that like, it's like one of like those things where I like pretend I don't see it. Like when I listen to Chris Brown, I'm like oh, I'm sorry. If he popped you in the foot though, how would you feel? Oh, that would kind of be lame. And he's short too I'd be so outrage how short is he bro like five two or something yeah I don't know I'm

I'm asking I mean if Torrey lands was in front of me and he was like soak my dick I'd be like so I would guess it wouldn't matter yeah yeah I felt that but I do feel like what he did with Meg is kind of whack shooting shooting her in the foot yeah that is what's like what's what what happened with that did I don't know what like I think they still are like doing some case of I mean who know bro like maybe he didn't do it he's saying he didn't do it he's on his Gucci main shit he said he didn't do it but also like if you did do it would you say that you did it no I feel like you a good a good person would maybe you were gonna go to jail if you say you did oh I guess I would have I'm not gonna lie though the album he dropped

right after that shit oh my god day star that is that was amazing I don't even listen to Tory Lane's me neither that album is fire bro here that album is a movie like literally Like from top to bottom. And I don't even listen to that, nigga. I was like, this is hard. He goes like, you know, and Drake does that rant flow for like the third verse and shit? He does that the whole album. Oh, damn.

He was ranting the whole album for sure. The whole album was one long rant and shit. Like, I didn't like this and I know you did, but I didn't. And here we are. Shit. A Blasey verse. Hey, Housephone got a couple. Speaking of, speaking of, I like how that's a clip on YouTube now, Housephone and Blas

I was like, what the fuck is this? Off the, off AD shit? Yeah. Shut the fuck up. I wish I was there to defend myself. Bro, I didn't know they was going to do that. They clip basically everything that I played. How you fucking going crazy on the snacks?

Just like, yeah. Jesus. So basically I was previewing a whole bunch of unreleased music because I'm thinking like, okay, ain't about, like, it's on a stream. I heard one. I was like, yay. Really? Oh, yeah.

You shot me one, right? I sent her, I sent her an unreleased song that I made the other day. I was like, I was like, shorty. I was tired by my sex party. Yeah, I was like, sure you want me to pull it out in public? I can't get a boner. Oh, you showed me that.

Exactly. Honest bars. That was true. No, all my bars are always honest from head to toe. Made a hundred bands off of Jersey. I'm not even up promote that shit. Just know. Yeah,

just know I went crazy on that song. But yeah, thank you for Kazumi. Thank you to Kazumi for the, um, the inspiration on the lyrics. Sorry, you couldn't get a boner.

It's all good. Shrinkage. Yeah. Next time, next time we pulling up, we're pulling up, we're pulling up at 2 p.m. I'm told you.

I literally, that was my plan. Could we just pull up the night before? Yeah. I'm telling you, I'm 12, it's your birthday. Listen,

I'm on my supreme shit. I will be out there the night before. With a tent too. Yeah, with a tent too. With a tent. Wow. And then have Yuri pull up and film tent talks live.

Let's go. Live on the Kazumi line. That's where you guys like, like overlap. You can interview everybody. interview everybody that's, about to go have sex with you. I kind of wanted to have like a like a vlog about it but then people be getting naked and shit so I was like you can blur out of them in fire

tithies people have like shit to live for though like what if they didn't want to be associated with being a sex party? Yeah like they're all workers there and shit. Yeah like they have like lives like you know, you know, so I don't got a live or I don't know what you got going I don't got a live I think it's very on brand for you to go to a sex party I felt that now just no listen like you said on brand yeah I feel like if you told your homie he's like I'm going to a sex party yeah everybody was like what the first? Everybody was like, can I go? And I'm like, no.

No. No. They would have seen your weener. I don't care about that, but I don't want fucking Adam 22 to put me on Twitter. That's true. That was the thing I didn't realize because, I mean, I always have, like, civilian, like, orgies and shit. I'm a civilian. Well, no, it was like, we don't record shit.

Like, we know, like, better to, like, not record. As soon as your ass cheeks touched my lap, picture. I was, I even see. I just the worst picture of me ever. I was like. Same. You were, like, tall. walking.

Yeah, I was like. There's another there's another picture. Everybody's just looking with different. There's the picture that Barreeks took of you fucking asshole naked and I'm just like sitting there like, look at all fucking goofy.

Looking all goofy staring at her. Because I had like a lot of guys who were definitely like, I don't want to be able to record me. And I'm like, bro, this is not the place that gets recorded. It's so, it's like so not kosher to get to like pull a camera out if like I'm stuck and dig. Yeah. That actually

was like a thing I got like when I was in marketing executive, I got leaked for being at this pool party and just sucking hella dick. And people were like recording it and they were like, look at these fucking valley girls sucking like 50 dicks. And I was like... Where's the manners? See, but when you say 50, like, do you mean 50 or do you mean like... What happened was I was on the weekend, I got invited to this porn party. It was my first ever porn party.

And I thought like... Dude, like, I got to show up. Yeah, I got to show out. And I felt like it was hella, like, I feel like I've been to like lots of like sex parties. I got a reputation on you. Sex parties are different than porn parties. Sex parties are just. doing it for fun, like for the frill of it all.

You're just in the moment. But porn is like, nigga, we're recording it. People want to make content. And I didn't know that. So I started sucking like dick. And then I look up and people were recording me. I was like, uh-oh. And I didn't even have- But they still should have you though. Yeah, right? And I didn't have an only fans back then. Yeah. So you didn't suck in dick to be on. I was just a fucking person. And then like the next day. So I was a marketing executive and they would send me to. No, I did it. So they would send me, I was really good in my job. But I was. My job required me to go to different welfare offices every day.

So I would go to Hoffford and I would go to South Central. That's where I live. And that Monday, they sent me to Compton and all the guys like somehow saw it, like saw me like sucking like hell a dick. Very scary. How'd they feel about that? They were like, hell yeah. But I was like, I was in the moment, man.

Like, you know what I mean? Fuck. Yeah. But like also like it was like it would be like my competitor. So I would go up to someone trying to make a. sale and someone be like, hey, you want to see you suck some dick? And I'd be like, damn. That's so not cool.

If I could find that video right now, I would, I wish I made money after that. They're out of pocket. Someone said this that. That's crazy. That's lame actually. I was kind of like, what the fuck? Like, we need, but I should talk about. Is this like your villain origin story?

No, I've been a hero all along. But like, but like, but like, I will suck dick now. I just told like my coworkers. I was like, bro, they're like leaking this video of me. So luckily, like my workplace was cool. But I was also like really good. my job so like they were kind of like I mean that's just not cool also I feel like everyone knew I was a hoe I always fucked yeah but still though but like recording it was

just so like when I didn't have an only fans and I had dreams to become like like a big person and my corporate job was so like because I knew my coworkers saw it and we're like you're probably you're probably making like five times amount you would have made oh bro I'm making so fuck that nigga he actually just set you up to become fucking rich as fuck right I wish I had that video though if it's there's a guy that did that no they only They record me and then it went viral on Twitter and the comment was something like yo that's why these Valley girls are nasty as hell

but it was like a ridiculous so when I walked into the party there was like a bunch of dudes that were just like gang bang and random girls and they would say who's next and like I walked in and I heard it and I was like and they were like who's next and I was like oh my god me so they all picked me up like a fucking mob

of like 20 dudes and then like I could never I was like what the fuck I kind of was like, this is funny, but like. And this was a work party? No, this was at a porn party. Yeah, no, I was, I'm going to sleep for a minute. You thought it was just like a regular day at the office?

No, and then like, I started stuck in dick. And that was cool. But then I looked up and they were recording it. And I was like, I'm not ready for this yet, man. There was how many dudes? Like, it was like 20 dudes. I was like, yeah, I'm saying like, when you, like, when you say that, I don't know if you're saying like, dude, dead ass.

Like literal? Like, like, exactly. in that shit right yeah like that was like dead ass like 20 dudes like it was like a whole like like mosh pit of them i'm just about it but like i i'd if you caught me doing that right now and you recorded i would still kind of be like can you ask for this bro because like you don't know like if i don't want you to catch that your email kind of specified that too like you know consent is everything like me doing like acts like what unless i tell you to and it kind of it kind of goes without saying it's sad that it doesn't but like you know you should just

assume you know you don't want to you should ask me every yeah I wouldn't want to go viral like me like oh my gosh like there's like some things I'm like L of AO but like there's like some things I'm like bro you don't have to like put me out there like that that's what I'm saying I'm uploading a photo bro like actual sex is like it's not cute like I'm in the moment like you got different faces yeah you know I just like I assume that anytime I walk in this door everything is being recorded so like I would never hear And then also like I said, bro, like niggas, as soon as she, as soon as she sat on me, nigger, it was already, already posted the picture and was already on Twitter.

I'm like, how did you even upload this? They asked me. They were like, is this a content party? I was like, nah. It's just real life. Who Adam? Yeah. Well, like, Lenna was like, is this a content party?

I was like, I'm not working, man. I'm just genuinely. Adam had the fucking Trevor already. Wait for the text. the boom mic and shit Adam had the contract like here you go sign to Adam and Linus porn conglomerate

did they try to they try to get you to they tried to get you two? Get me what? To sign to them well I was already like pretty good like my only fans was already point zero one

when I met them so I was already pretty good I don't know what that mean was point zero one is like the top only fans of course but how do you feel about all these girls claiming like 0.02 and like 0.001 I mean it's it's I feel like it's more like peacocking us because I would want to work with someone this of the same percentage. It wouldn't be a waste of time to like do it with someone who hasn't like figured

or shit out because I, you know, I get it. But like I'd want to work with other girls who are definitely like with the same like level of fan base and shit like that. Well, my biggest curiosity is I've seen like a fair share of girls with like, you know, thousand followers, 2,000 claiming like top 3%. Is it just because of the fact that there's so many spam accounts and just a fake accounts that kind of buffers that like first 60%? I feel like because a lot of people make an only fan.

And then they give up once they realize like this is like actually it's it's more customer service and like internet so like social shit than anything like it just happens to be like me doing naked shit. So I feel like a lot of people pick it up for a second and then they just throw it away. So these percentages are kind of skewed. But once you're like 0.0 like that's you're making like 0.01. Um, the minimum requirements be 0.01 is 160k on line. That's beautiful. I think I think I might need to. And you know the full part.

too. I have a home girl who's like part of that kind of like that level. She has like. Once you're there, it's intense, bro. You have to actually be a smart person. You have to be, well, you have to like be like somewhat like intelligent. This has nothing to do at that point if you're hot or not.

I mean business is business. All girls are hot. You know, once they have an only fans and they're like doing shit. At that point, it's all about like your marketing. Well, I was a marketing executive before this.

But I was like, but you're marketing and like how smart you are like with actually like navigating and like maintaining that level of I love that for you because it's clear you're able to use your past knowledge from other jobs and apply it. I'm not sure to how much. Yeah. You've seen the T-shirts, you know, the stickers and pins. That's part of it.

No, I mean, shit, one big piece of it was I, I, before I met you, I saw you at Complex Con the big flag. Yeah. Even if we didn't already know you, just watching a girl do that? Yeah. 10 out of 10. Respect to my truth, bro. Yeah. Because, you know what it was?

Like, before my BBL, I like, I didn't think I was hot. I think I'm pretty cute now, but I didn't feel like a sexual thing. I still wanted to make hella raxone. I was like, I think I can still do it by not being that hot. So I learned to like try to like go viral without showing my body. So I did like the airplane banner thing. I don't know if you remember when I flew an airplane banner. Yeah, with my thing.

Yeah. So I like tried to like go viral with like just doing like guerrilla marketing instead of like my body. Because also like you just don't get engagement being a hot girl anymore. Like you don't send it to your friends and laugh about her. Like you like fucking show to my gangbang interview though. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, because no, no. I mean, I don't know.

Maybe we're just some horny ass niggies. But in our group chat, we're for sure sitting hot girls for sure. Yeah. You be like, mm. No, I don't. I'll keep it real. I'm like, I'm above that. Yeah.

I send like five girls. I send shoes. What I think about like what has better engagement though is like a meme of a girl or like the girl herself. Like you would like save it. would send it. You posted on your story. You got to get created with engagement too because like yeah the first five photos of like a cute face amazing but it's gonna get tricky after you post the exact

same face photo. It's such an oversaturated market too so like making like hell of money here is like such a you just got. You're blessed you're blessed man like it's so many girls that are like probably quitting their regular jobs and shit like that to try the shit and it ain't working out for I like I'm a I'm a

slut for real. Yeah I'm really about you know how I never thought about that. What about girls that are just like probably real vanilla and they're just doing it for the money? I feel like a lot of porn people I meet are actually like really vanilla but they just understand like separating their assets from themselves.

So they just let like one nigga in their asshole one nigga in their vagina and one nigga in their mouth all at the same time just because they understand. Well I feel like well porn is so different and only fans you know what I mean? But you could get you could you could get triple gang banged on

fucking only fans too. You can do it on only fans But, like, you don't have to go as extreme on Only fans to make a fuck ton of money. Like, at that point, it's about, like, a numbers and sales game. Yeah, they're, like, beating bitches up on porn and shit. Yeah, like, some of the porn. Yeah. I've never, I've never done pro. I thought it.

I'm thinking about it, though. Bro, I don't like pro. I like a good, like, cell phone video. I love amateur porn. Like, that's why, like, there's nothing better than, like, back shots in a car. Yeah, just random people. There you go. It's a simple.

Boom. You said in a car? Yeah, or something, like, stupid like that. I really think it wasn't until, like, only. fans started kicking in that I really started like looking at like porn star models like that. Prior to that, like growing up, I didn't know fucking ruggy red or whatever. You know what I mean? Ruggy red.

You know what I'm saying? Because that's the whole like promise of only fans. It's like you're not talking to Brazzers. You're talking to a girl. Right. You're talking. You're like making a personal. Oh wait.

Oh, this is one. This is one thing me and Blasie were talking about earlier. So the fact that you just saying that piggybacking off of that, do you have your boyfriend? respond to people for you. No. He's a guy. Well, yeah. But like, like, I know a lot of girls that they don't, they don't want to be sitting there going through DM or whatever.

So they, I sit there. You know, I spend the time. I got a home girl. I mean, I'm going to be honest. I mean, there's times though. I'll have like my, like, I'll have like home girls like schedule shit for me. Like if I'm on vacation, they can schedule out me selling, like me selling a video or me doing a tip campaign. But I try to just keep it honest and like, you know, like, because it's like, like, like, like,

So I've, like, bought pussy before. Like, I've, like, bought, and, like, for me, and I feel like we, I'm going to get deep with it. Asking for a friend. Yeah. No. We, my boyfriend went to a brothel, and I wanted him to get an escort. Oh, really? Which one?

Chicken Ranch in Nevada. Ah, that's too far. That's where it's legal out here. But what I was saying? I was like, when you think about... They got BBOs at the brothel? No. That's what I'm saying.

Hold on. Let her hit it. I'm sorry. But I was just like. And I've been a sugar baby before. And it's like, at the end of the day, what makes a girl like a good, like in this type of industry is like, it doesn't matter what the fuck she looks like. It's about her confidence and her enthusiasm.

Like, does she like what the fuck she's doing? So like, what was the point I was that? The charisma. What was my point before that? I forgot. I was just named about telling town how it was fun to be quiet. What did I say before that? I don't know.

We got hella deep. Yeah. You did get disconnected. I got deep. and then I forgot, like, what I was saying. I do that every fucking time. Oh, I remember what I was saying. I was saying, so I like to make it feel like you're not paying, you know?

Yeah. Like, of course, like, you know, when I get a haircut with my girl or I go to a restaurant, like I want to feel like I'm just having a good time. I don't want to think like, oh, there's taking my money. So, like, you know, I try to, I just try to keep it real. And you know what? I agree with that. That's like, get the fiends coming back.

Yeah. That's just going to have you fucking. And people could just see it. They could just smell it off somebody who's really passionate. I could smell it on somebody who sell it. Yeah. What? Yeah.

Word. I don't know how to think about that. It's just so obvious. Like, you know? Yeah. I mean, for some girls, it works, like, doing it, like, a numbers game. But if you think about, like, sustainability purposes, like, I'm probably going to be doing this for a long time. What's a long time to you?

Well, I feel like, first. all people like to have this rumor that like oh what are you going to do after this first of all people are always going to want to buy a video of me when i was 18 years old getting fucked that's always my intellectual property you know so i will always be selling that i'm 20 i'm turning 25 right now and i'm still selling like old shit so right now i'm stockpiling content while i look like this and eventually it'll just be residuals and i can put those investments into other things like real estate and shit. That's barely for real.

Yeah, but it's mine, which is why I've never heard that perspective before honestly, so I'm kind of like soaking down on in for real. When I'm a milf, when I'm pregnant, when I'm old as shit, when I'm fat, people are still going to jack off to it. At every level. Because

I like it. You know, and people like a girl who like likes what the fuck she's doing. Like, no matter what the fuck she looks like, there's always like a crowd. There's always going to be a crowd. And that's same thing for like music is the same thing for clothes the same thing for everything well with music it goes hand in hand you could hear you know connier's first album and he's still getting paid for that you know what i mean like despite his future projects it's he's always going to have that available

for you and and guess what just because you know you like the fucking donda i haven't even listened to donda but like there's but i'm just saying like there's there's always going be somebody that's going like support this type of shit forever yeah because there's like a different strokes for different folks like literally like people could like whatever they want yeah she and she also gives you like real the young go g vibes like she's just stacking up all this content so whenever she you know like she's always gonna have to yeah my home girl you can get locked up and like keep your career yeah if you went to jail tomorrow you got so much content you could just drop it dude that's why i shoot a lot first day out porn too like the first first day my dad recorded me being born and it's called that's

fire. Real names day out. Azumi's day up. That's fire. I would record me giving birth. Not like just to see like just for a moment. Not for like. Yeah. Not to see what it looks like. Not on only fans. Yeah. Not a weird request. Oh God. I need you to get pregnant. I have a fake pregnancy bump in my.

I actually seen you post a TikTok with that and that was hilarious. That should make you horny. The friends that I was with, I thought you were actually pregnant. Were they like, no. No, you look good as fucking it. Honestly. I never, I never. I never. I never thought about any pregnant girls until I've seen you fake pregnant. Do you want kids? I want kids like right at the edge of menopause.

Like when I got like nothing else is better. Which is like 37 or something? That's what menopause is? Right? I thought it was like 50. No. It's like a spectrum, I think. You can't have kids at 50 without it being like hella dangerous.

Like I would say like by 40 it's like either you're doing it or you're not because you're going to have like hell of complications. I want kids. I'm definitely going to be like a good mom and like a family girl. Yeah, you seem very loving. You definitely don't have the financial situation. Yeah. Like, and I feel like we're like coming like closer to as like a, the human race

towards like just normalizing sex work as just any other occupation. Like, bro, people are cops the fuck. Like you're gonna be mad at me for selling pussy? Like me and I don't care. Like, why do niggas be so sick? It's because they're not really fake. They're not really mad. They're just fake mad.

Or even if they are that man, then like, you niggies are just fucking. That's like when niggas be talking shit online. It's not weird anymore. Like it's like it's an occupation like anything else. I pay hell of taxes. Like on. On. Fuck ton of taxes. I am afraid to just hear what you're paying like on the dog. Dude, I think I'm paying like half a million taxes.

Oh my goodness. Right. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I hate to. Hold on. We're in California. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You said you're paying.

How much? Probably like half a million tax. The thing about it is because it's state tax and federal and we're in California I have hella business expenses though because luckily like my expenses are lifestyle shit I was wondering like what your expenses are because for us it's like we got buy t-shirts we got to fucking buy shipping and all this stuff but like what happens with you I mean I just have to figure it out because but like I put my money in investments it's mostly in like my Schwab in retirement and like utter shit you're so responsible yeah yeah that makes you like hot right that's why I

have no game, no drip game. Yeah, fuck it. You caught some drips and shit. And NFTs, look at you. I mean, like, like, I would much rather you be on what you're being on than being one of those bitches like, eh, ain't gonna buy me a Chanel. I just don't know how to dress. Oh, that brings me back to like, so, oh, I was, so I was chronically homeless between

19 and 22 because I had like, my parents kicked me out when I was 19. I'm sorry about the homeless. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But, like, um.

But, like, um. But like, and then I had like a series of like really shitty boyfriends, as you know. And then what happened was I kind of was just like, you know what? Like financial independence as a woman is so important. Like I feel like there's a huge wave of homework. And it's like, I mean, more power to you. Like I make money off of men all the time. It's my job.

But like where they want like a guy to just kind of like fix all their problems. And it's always like, I mean like what do you do when he don't like you anymore? Then you want the streets because it fucking sucks. No girl better ever fucking Yeah that's why I always like Tell my girls like get your money before you get a man Bro like focus on a fucking job Yeah

That's good advice for real Yeah Like just fucking focus You know what I was talking to my friend about the other day Everybody that I know That has some potential to do something That like in whatever field We're talking about

It's like everybody When they don't end up Like making it in life is usually because of some significant other shit. I swear to God. Some domestic violence shit. Yeah. Some.

Just something. It's just like. And I always tell my girls, you don't want to be dependent on a man. And then he treats you like shit and you're stuck there because his house is over his name. And that's a big piece of it too. Like as a guy from the guy's side, it's like you never want to feel like this, this girl's only dating me just because I got bread. Hell. You know what I mean?

Because it's like if it goes bad, like you fake for. giving me that just kind of affects you you feel me yeah and I don't want a guy to be like I'm gonna just keep her in the crib because she could be homeless about me so now we're stuck in this relationship like you need it like I always tell my girls because I have so many girlfriends that are just like I'm like God like let me just find

a guy we'll just like figure it out I'm like it's that city girl shit like I don't want nobody that can't hold their weight for you just like that part or our fucking hobosexual we could tell but also like you just there's nothing sexier than a girl who just got her shit together like

Who ain't asking me for shit? I love my boyfriend because there's nothing me keeping up. I'm good. And you know what? It'll actually make me want to buy a girl something or like do stuff for a girl that don't ask me for shit like that. I'm going to be on. I will go out of my way to do some shit for it. No, that's definitely like a big, that's number one on my checklist.

Like, do you have your own means of income? Are you a smart woman? You feel me? Because you can find pussy anywhere, really. See, but look, but then what do you do if they do have those things, but then they still like if I'm fucking with a nigga then you gotta be doing this I don't care I'll show love you feel me I'm the guy

What you mean about that? Like I'm saying like if she got a bag You know I got no problem still spoiling your buying shit I've been there before you feel me but like I've been there before too It like it didn't feel right the way the girl was coming I never want like a vulture just like thirsty for some shit I just want a surprise you know my financially good girl You know some pieces you feel me

Yeah I feel like I forgot. My bad. I agree with all with you. Yeah, for sure. Shout to all my financially stable women. Go get your bag. Shout out to all my mentally stable women, too.

Oh, my God. Both of those together. Both of those together. Oh, shit, man. And honestly, shout out to all these niggas that's not jay-stashing bitches out here, man. Swear to God. Yeah.

You niggas is crazy. Like, these niggas are, like, niggas be really sickos in the head, And I'd be trying to tell these bitches like, if you start seeing, you start seeing the flags from a nigga like that, bro, get the fuck on. I always look like you're not winning. Like you think you're winning or you're getting over. You're just losing and you're wasting your fucking time. Focus on getting a fucking job.

Everybody keeps that shit too. I don't care if you're selling pussy or whatever to fuck. Yeah, do whatever you do something where you'll attract better people. Like I, like, you guys met the people at my party. You're all cool shit. Yeah, everybody was chilling. Yeah. Amazing vibes.

I don't think I meant nobody there was no like prostituity like kind of like you know like reachy vibe you feel me like they were just all happy no no no I'm saying like you know let me know about who you was talking about there let me know about who you was talking about earlier that was selling coochie oh I don't think anyone was selling coochie as you said that's what you say you went to broth you said you said you bought some coo oh I forgot it was out of brothel never mind the chicken ring you didn't like you didn't grab like a street walker no enforced they were all would you would you? walkers. I know I would but like there were a hallway there were lobby walkers instead of street walkers like I felt comfortable going to a brothel because it's like like all the systems are in

place to make it's a private room. They're tested they give a fuck if he's tested right it's a price to pay to do it safely like are we live okay I forgot I mean it's just normalizing a fucking job right yeah you know Sometimes I'd be stressed like, man, I could use a handy right now. I would pay someone to eat me out. I wish I had a, but like, see, this is the thing though. But if I, like, if you pay for some top that you never had before, what if it's just weak as fuck? I mean, I like to, I like to try to, like, hope, like, what if you go to a restaurant and, like, the fucking spaghetti is weak as fuck.

Jollyby? There's a, no. There's a supply to demand and sex. I like the way you think, man. There's no different. You can't send the playback, though. Yeah. If there's anyone should be giving a TED talks on like OF and shit, it should definitely be there for 40 minutes doing this.

I feel enlightened as fuck. That's why I love my only fans girls too because at the end of the day, first of all, we were going to be exploited regardless just for existing. And be decided to monetize off that should not be a big fucking deal. And I'm not forcing anyone to buy anything. You're not forcing nothing. You're so, yeah, if it's 10 bucks, either you buy it or you don't. And I don't fucking care. Yeah, you know, like it's like some will, some will, some what.

And it's always the niggas that have something to say that would not, like you said, that you wouldn't even fuck in real life, that probably wouldn't even have the courage to even speak to you and say anything to you. Yeah, like, it's like we would never associate. So who fucking cares? Yeah. On God. And you know what? I've been thinking the same thing about like, you know, just like reading through YouTube comments and getting mad or like just whatever, like, nigga like, I don't get to fuck about with this. It's none of your business what people think about you.

Yeah. And on top of that, you start taking a look at yourself, you start realizing, I don't like shit too. I'm open to, like, actual criticism. But like, me, like, being like, being gang banged and then, like, being like fatherless activity is like, shut up, bro. Like, who actually cares? Yeah, literally. Like, are we still in like the fifth grade where body counts matter?

Right. Right. No, it was, it was funny because like Adam said his, I said mine, which is probably like half of what Adams was or whatever. But like, knock down. Even niggas was like, oh, I don't believe him, like, blah, blah. And I'm like, bro, I'm not trying to act like I'm Mr. Bitches because I was, I was, I was, I was definitely knocking down some, some bullshit, like, just because, like, so I like, so I like, it's quality for show. Yeah, it's definitely quality over quantity.

And I just, I just learned that recently. So it's like, I'm still about experience, you know what I mean? Like, I love to like, my motto is I'll try anything twice, you know, so if it's going to be 50 dudes, all wearing very. tiny hats. I mean, I haven't done it before, so I'll try it. Did you mean actual tiny hats or like condoms? Bro, like actual tiny hats. Oh, you said that earlier. I'm tripper. I'm tripping. The tiny hats. I'm trying to ask like what like, what is the weirdest situation you've been put in like because of like some sexual shit?

I wouldn't say there's like anything like really weird. In a good like in a good way. I know. We could go real sad. Yeah. No, no, no. No. I want to hear that. No. I want to hear it. I mean like. I mean like. I'm not shed a tear I mean like I would say like There's no weird shit But I oh I'm like trying to find Think of one that's not gang bang Because it's like I mean like there's always like gangbings

I mean yeah I mean that Sounds like this one this one This one gang bang party I went to I wasn't getting gang bang because I was not feeling this truck driver ass crowd So I was just kind of like And it was another like girls gang bang So I was feeling like okay

It's her special day It's like a wedding day like you know you do your thing, I'm going to eat the snacks. Anyways, she's just like this normal. She's like, you're going to eat this ass. She's this normal ass white girl who's like obsessive Disney. Like, you know that that type of white chick. Then she walks in and it's like, I have a kink for cream pies.

And I'm like, and then all these like 11 like truck driver ass dudes are like, and they like just all like took turns bust. Like so when I do a gang thing, it's like five minutes here. five minutes here. Like, I'm just trying to get, like, that body count up so I could get the visual of, like, being here for 10 minutes, and then I'm, like, back, like, you know, just chilling at home. I just want to get my fix, you know what I mean? But anyways, like, she let them all fuck to completion, two completion, which is so long.

And, like, so each guy was- You don't be letting a niggas finish in the gang bangs? Well, I, like, have, like, a fluid bond with my boyfriend. But, like, if, like. I know that, but not, like. No, I only want you to fuck me for like five minutes and then I'm like doing something else. I did that 50 guy gang bang in like an hour, bro. Like they just kind of were like in out, in out and out.

Damn, so you just sample in the pussy. I just want to, yeah, I just want to give it another little. It's a snippet. I like the visual of control, you know, because it's a very empowering place to like have all the attention and pleasure focused on me. So I like seeing it and then the turns and then the camaraderie of homies being like, hey. But like, yeah.

But ain't nobody nutting. I mean, I've like had sessions with like maybe like two guys, three guys where they're nut. You blue balls and the fuck out of everybody? No, I'll go a media and just jerk off in the restroom. There's like hell of girls. Honestly. I mean, just never like I felt that, but I'm like, damn. Yeah.

What was I saying? I'll be kind of tight. They kept like, man. They kept leaving giant loads in her, right? And I was like, ugh. That made me feel like 11 back to back? By like the fourth load, like her pussy was just like over filling. of nuts so she was scooping it out and like

shut the fuck up stop it sorry you all some monkey ass pussy shut up shut up there's no way some swamp pussy no way even a guy was like he was like probably like number eight he was like low key could I just like

finish on your face so he comes on her face but then she scoops it and then shoves it back in her pussy and then I was like whoa like you I don't know I have a lot to live for man I'm not raw dogging strangers like I'm not judging her but yeah that's a lot like I was like are you going to get

their numbers or like what's happening and there's but i don't know she's still walking to face it as earth to this day yeah she's a white girl that loves disney so the next time you see one just know the white the white shorties i love dinsie those be the ones i'm trying to stay away from i yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i kind of was just like like that's just a lot like because i've always had protected like trains because i she scooped the nut the that was overflowing out of her vagina. I don't know how much, like, loads my, my, she could have been basted.

Yeah, there's like a turkey baster. Slurp. I wonder, like, I wonder, like, do the eggs, like, cancel, like, like, like, fight. Okay, they already fight each other to the death. One super egg. It's a mega baby. Yeah, think about it, because they already fighting each other to the death to, like, for, for one sperm to make it to the end or whatever.

So then are they fading with the other group of, of, uh, I'm trying to think of an event That would be similar Like similar to It's like they're both trying to get to the shit They're like oh not So was she fertile or not I don't know

That was the first and last time I ever saw Yeah You don't want that people around you You hope I kind of was like well I'm glad I didn't gangang Because what the heck I mean no king shaming I just kind of think it's a little irresponsible

That's just a little scary Yeah Because I would be like sitting in anxiety For two weeks like what the hell Like I don't even like I like to have like raw. Well, I don't have raw sex one-on-one, but like, it is kind of or at all, except my boyfriend. So it's kind of like weird.

Oh, I have another story for you. Go crazy. So I went to. This is amazing, by the way. I love this. So, I don't know. We can stay here for fucking four hours. I went to this party and all the furniture was like weed.

Like, like, you know, like bricks are weed. Like the bed was a weed. Like, like I could have killed it off, rolled it up, smoked it type. like weed like that's interesting yeah i was like that's a fucking waste of weed but whatever anyways they're having a pee party which is like a gang bang party except centered on pee so the room already smelled weird but there was like nobody pee was fucked up no sex happening so i was like interesting anyways i walked in a bathroom there's a girl like somebody pee on me same energy as a gangbang girl in that previous story so everyone was just taking turns peeing on her but one guy

he peed and it was just such like a hmm well it smelled bad Yeah, I was like a hotel room type situation. He had that shit on him. Back, back, back is some shit on me. Yeah, that's my story. I don't think I ever peed on anybody or had any type of, like, I peed on a female. I peed on a couple ass cheeks. Yeah, you peed on some ass cheeks?

In the shower, feeling I'm being feeling? I felt that. He is so warm. I wish I peed on you guys. Yeah, we came looking regular. Yeah, we came, we came dressed regular on purpose. Yeah. I can pee on you like right after.

after this. For sure. Where? Like, right there and then no jump in the back. That's going to be something to see. I don't think I'm ready. I don't think I'm ready to get peed on it.

Bro, get that. Get that. Go get that. I just keep that. Why are you trying to just make me seem like I'm a bitch because I'm just not with all the crazy. Like I got an extra shirt in my car. And I respect it. I'm not going to pressure you to let me pee on you.

But just know the invites there and I will pee on you. Mm. I got an extra shirt in the whip. I don't know how you eat. I kind of eat like shit. That's what I could tell. I can tell you. She's just going to sting you.

No, you look amazing, but I can tell like you just give off like the free energy of like. I definitely like eat hell of MSG and non-GMO shit. Jollaby all day. Yeah, that weird spaghetti. I still. Wait, speaking of spaghetti. Speaking of spaghetti, Laura, the publicist is. I love her.

She's amazing. She was invited to my birthday party. Laura would not step a hundred feet. She was so, she was like, wow, guess I'm not cool enough to be invited. Then I sent her to invite and she was like. Yeah. You thought, did she, she really thought like. I was like, am I going to just see her fucking titties, bro?

No. She was like, how? Laura is the last person that's going to be doing no crazy shit. She pulled up in like a gimp suit and shit. I mean, I would hope so. I would hope. I would respect to Laura. I'm sorry.

All respect to Laura. I couldn't even. Laura look like a freak. Yo, only you could say that. Yeah. I'm like semi-employed by no jumper now. Just know you are the only person that's about to say anything about that. You and Nick could say that.

I don't know what she looked like. I've never seen her. She is like, sexy. She is amazing. She's an amazing woman, but I would kiss her on the mouth. There is. Where else? No, no, no, no, no.

Let me hit that. Let me hit that. All right, listen. Oh, you never let me finish. Wow. Because Laura, who loves white men, she's a huge, I'm just kidding. She's a huge fan of Eminem, though.

And Eminem is having a mom's spaghetti food pop-up, a spaghetti. A spaghetti party? No, no, it's like a pop-up restaurant. Oh, I would love cigarettes and spaghetti. We should go eat. What is a spaghetti? I think it ends on Friday. And tomorrow.

Wait, tomorrow's the last day or it's, or? It's tomorrow the last day or is it like is done already now? I'm in the Bahamas. Fuck a Uber Eats. I'm trying to pull up there. That's fire. Birthday in the Bahamas. Okay, even if I have to.

Damn, that should be far. Oh, that's where you going for. Enjoy that, please. Your birthday is on Valentine's Day on the 14th? Mm-hmm. That's fire. It always rocks. That's hard.

Yeah. Yeah, and that's so much pressure for your, I mean, well, I guess it kind of collapsed. Luckily, I have, like, so many awesome men in my life, low-key. So I feel like, like, hell of guys, like, make my Valentine's Day special. Yeah. I'm trying to think, like... And girls, I guess. Do you have any of your little, like, play niggas?

Like, do they get jealous about your main nigga? I feel like I have really... I mean, for, well, jealousy is, like, a normal feeling to have. It's just kind of about navigating it. But I feel like... Damn, that was a good way to say that because motherfuckers be acting like... Like, bro, you are gonna get jealous.

I saw that. It's okay. Finish, though. Sorry. What was I saying? I mean, like, even I can, like, feel jealous, but it's like, if you ask yourself, why am I feeling jealous?

Like, do I feel like... Like, a thing I always tell girls is like, if a girl suck my boyfriend's dick better than me, why should I be fred? And it's not like he's just dating me because I suck dick good. Like, he's with me for so many other reasons besides the fact that I can suck dick and, like, be a slut. Like, and at the end of the day, like, when my friends go, have a promotion, when my brother gets a new girlfriend, when my friends graduate, I feel happy for them.

So I'd want that. I want to feel compers and happiness that my partners and shit, like, feel like, like, they're having cool-ass experiences. So I always tell my boyfriend, yo, bro, get some pussy girl. I don't even fucking care. Like, yo, man, go get some hos, man. Yeah, seriously. That's fine. He deserves all the hos.

I'm telling you, once I heard him, I don't know if it was like his specific homies or like. No, I know who you're talking about. And yeah, they both fucked. It was awesome. That was the bathroom train. Oh, there you go. It probably wasn't that hard for you to find niggas that are willing to train you. But I'm just not a, I'm like, I'm not a trained nigga.

I only ran one train with this girl that we met at the bar and we took her back to the homies house. And then I started sucking on one of her tities And she looked at the homie And was like, I got another one right here That's too close, bro No, I'm just saying Gang right here For real

No, no, no, I'm just saying it cracked You're a damn near kissing It cracked off like that But then I just closed my eyes And just let her suck me off Yeah That was like a two-person train? I mean, I guess that wasn't a train

But it's a train if it's two dudes Plus more? Yeah, I'm saying like, yeah Like I'm not with all that So that's a train to me So Yeah Well shit

It was like the white homie He's one of those awkward Niggas that brings it up all the time Like Bro Remember we We talked that girl one time bro? I'm like

Yeah bro That was like three years ago I like to reminisce Oh well three years is kind of a minute That's just still be on that shit I don't really see him that often That's why so maybe like Every time he was like bro

Remember when he fucking tag team that house? Yeah we tag team this random bitch from Australia And then I don't and then I took her to the bathroom and I fucked her again and then I went back to her Airbnb and stayed the night and fucked her. I feel like I attract trains. Like I feel like I've had like multiple Tinder dates where like I'll fuck a dude and then his roommate pulls up and it's like, are you like, are you like confused because we're like, like, like, you like met like a group of guys that like aren't down? I'm not confused. I feel like I get it.

Like because like my, when I first met my boyfriend to a sex party, he couldn't like. It's like so nerve-wracking to like fuck in front of so many people. The vulnerability of that is probably crazy. On the first sex party, a lot of guys just watch. And it's good to just feel the environment, you know? It's like going to the skate park, like the first time you just kick it there. Like, Greg, I can't kick it. Oh my God, house phone.

Why won't you give me your cock? I just fucking, I fucking hate Adam weird ass out. As soon as we walk in, you, Kazumi, give house phone. Some pussy. I was like, Nick, shut your eyes up. Even if I did. Yeah, even if I did

like, even if we was going to get this cracking, like, let me, let me go handling myself. I want to count how many Housephone Kazumi clips is going to be at the end of this episode. Included. I was on my subscription this morning on No Jumper.

It's just like four fucking photos that just you. Oh, yeah. I saw it. I was just talking about my birthday and like, you put in the group chat. Like, fuck's wrong with you. So many, bro. I hate that.

them. It's all right though. I mean I should make a YouTube channel. Yeah. Are you joking? Just take all these clips and put it on your channel. And just talk about, talk about all your time. Yes. I should just be like, what I was really thinking here was you're already in the algorithm. Yeah. I mean, Kazumi's going to pop up on a, you know, someone's watching a video like this for three hours. It's eventually going to pop up whenever we had three hours. Oh my God. Yeah, I've been holding my bladder. I'm ready to pick up on. You know, it's watching a video like this for three hours. Right. It's eventually going to pop up whenever we had three hour and dirty right now. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. I'm ready. Yeah. I'm ready. I'm going to go pee. I was supposed to say, go there it is. There's no jumper have a shower bathroom. No? No. Oh.

Okay. A hose. You can get hos mad. If you try to get pissed on, I'm down, but. It'd be funny. Yeah. I didn't need anything too crazy, so. Do you pee on my foot?

This outfit is. Yeah, because you gotta go. Oh, yeah. You couldn't get asshole naked and then let my nigger pee on you, but that's on you. Just being on that fucking infinity while you're going to be on you. in infinity why you guys take photos out like a dog son Yuri's desk we respect you Kazumi okay pee isn't scary we don't want to pee on you unless there's a shower right there yeah yeah like things to do after this psych yeah no smelling like pee like like

walk into my friend likes to have cum walks where like she won't even like clean up to come afterwards like she'll just walk out like that mm trying to hold it in she's trying to keeggle the keep the keep the keep to keep the Back when I was like a cream pie girl. I can't believe you tell me this story. Sorry, go ahead, finish. Bonk. Because I'm not on birth control anymore, so I don't do cream pies with my boyfriend anymore.

But I used to like to like just kind of like walk around like with the nut. Like just kind of like. You're just talking about your home girl. Come on, man. Which home girl? The one that was just pocketing it the same way. Yeah, but that wasn't me. I know, but.

I know people get confused. They're like, oh, you got confused. I know it wasn't about you, but I'm saying like, I can't believe you on. that my nigga has to pull out well I'm not on birth control anymore shit sometimes you gotta roll the dice and loki made me fat high rollers it may be chunky

I fuck raw but I leave it up to God so I need a condom that was hard it's a real bar was that a bar yeah that was hard you're a raw fucker I've I've rolled the dice a couple times for showing my high roller shit

I feel like the most unsafe I've ever been sexually was like when I wasn't even an only fan's girl when I just was on Tinder, just fucking, like, having one night stands for no reason. Oh, no, but I do it with, like, girls that I'm, like, during college and shit. Dating, dating, dating.

Oh, where. Yeah. Like, just, like, a one-nighter. Now I get, like, tested, like, every 14 days and always have time of sex. That's good. That's good. Yeah, like, it's funny because, you know, the normal person might think, oh, that fucking horror,

blah, blah, blah, but, like, the girls that be doing shit like that. The girls that be doing shit like that are the cleanest ones. These girls at Philadelphia, don't be getting this shit weekly or monthly or whatever you know the girl that full locker may have not got the girl that full locker may have not got one in six months yeah and then and then that's when she found out after she you know had a little two a little good a little two step in her walk you got uti you know you can be like you can be like asymptomatic to like chlamydia and shit for like over two years like you know like if you don't get like because i had a home girl she like had a boyfriend

and like i feel like your kidney would destroy it so after a year or two she's She didn't fuck anyone for a year or two. She found a new boyfriend and then they fucked on the first night. And she gave bro chlamydia because she found out her ex-boyfriend was cheating on her. And, like, gave her chlamydia two years ago. And it was, she didn't get any symptoms. But when she gave bro's symptoms, he got chlamydia. But she didn't think it was worth it to get tested because it was like over two years ago.

But I'm always like, bro. If you're going to have a new sexual partner, Rob, just get tested. Guys go get tested. It's damn near free. It's fucking. Yes, it's free. It's for the peace of mind of the people of rock. What the fuck?

So your own safety. Maybe you could be a person to give some input on this story, on this crazy story that my manager's wife gave me. Adam's your manager? No, no. He's not here. He's not here. But basically, damn, I don't know if I should.

The fact that I said who it was. No, because the fact that I said who it was that told me the story. You already. Oh, yeah, you flop. Okay. I'll tell you off camera. That guy who wasn't. That guy.

Yeah, right. No, I wasn't even a guy. It was a girl that did the, man, I'll tell you. I tell you off camera, just remind me to tell you on camera. I was very curious. It was very crazy. But I just, I realized that, like, people know who my manager is. And, like, it's just, it would be easy to put two and two together on this story.

So let me just not do it. I do that all the time, bro. Yeah. I feel like I definitely, like, let out my dirty laundry in this podcast. I'm always like, I'm talking about like literally like my entire life on this on this shit. Yeah. For sure.

Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, we should overshare. Yeah. Okay. Tell me a secret. A secret. Uh, fuck.

I don't know any secrets. Yeah, I'm trying to think. Like about myself? Yeah. Like my, my Gmail password? Yeah. Yeah, right? Like, I don't really.

Uh, they're set. I was about to say that. I don't even. I'm straight. I can't think of one I'm willing to let go like that. Yeah, I'm trying to think of one that like... Damn. A secret.

Like, not just a thing I don't know about you, but like an actual secret. That people don't know. That's over share time. Okay, I guess. I think my dad's still technically married to his ex-wife for, like, citizenship. That's fine. Parents never got married. I don't know if that's a secret.

No, that was, yeah. Yeah, that was a good one. Honestly, what? Am I deep, I guess? I don't know. Because your mom and your dad are together. Yeah, no, they've, they've, loved each other last

30, 20, 30 years whatever it's been. That's fire, yeah. That's crazy, actually. My mom still has your last name from, like, as a child. What? Yeah. Wait, so your last...

That was a secret for real. What the fuck? Yeah, that really was. Your... My last thing is my dad's last thing. That's what I was going to ask. Yeah. Yeah, it was crazy.

I mean... All right, okay, okay. I'll tell one that I tried to tell on a no jumpers story. We're sharing some lame-ass personal stuff. No, it's not lame. It's not lame. It's not lame at all.

I'm going to tell one that I try to tell on a no jumper show. And then they, like, made a joke out of it, and I got mad as fuck. And I was going to fucking hop over the table and smack at him. That shit was crazy. I remember hearing that. I was like, what the fuck? All right.

So basically, like, I cussed my dad out on the phone, like six years ago, seven years ago. I haven't talked to him since then. And then my uncle from Jamaica that I never met, never talked to, never seen any of that. He saw me here on no jumper and was like, he, like, knew that it was me. because I look so much like my dad, I guess. And he, like, called my dad or whatever. And around this time, too, I was like, damn, I hope, like, like, I finally let go with my little beef.

And I was like, damn, like, you know, like, I should try to reach out to my dad. Would you yell at your dad for? He, you know, like, he was, like, trying to be, like, a dad to me over the phone. And, like, I was really just going through it. And I'm like, nigga, like, you, okay, you want, if you want to be Mr. like, yell at me and, like, try to put me in my place, then, like, you should have, like, been here to be a dad. I'm not hearing that shit, you know?

And it was like, I have put up with that shit since I was a kid of him doing that. And then this, like, this last time I was just like, I was really struggling. I was off the Zanz and shit. I was, I was just fucked up time in life. And I'm just like, nigga, I don't want to hear this your fucking phone, phone dad bullshit. Like, you know? For real. And I was, I was on his ass though.

I'm like, nigga, you think he was sending this little ass money every month? Nigger, like, that ain't shit, nigga. I was on his ass, bro. He got so mad. I ain't never heard this nigga that mad ever. But, yeah. But, man.

I don't really have any secrets. Basically, no, I do. I do. I do. I'm not letting him go. I mean. All right. No, I got one more.

Me and him are actually twin brothers. Nobody actually knows. Twizzies. Are y'all? Yeah. For real? Yeah. Show me your ID.

We're related. You didn't know that? You didn't know? You didn't know. I didn't assume. I don't got an ID. I got a face card. You don't have like an ID.

You don't, you see only the type of guy who doesn't. I have a face card. That's why. Oh. He. Hmm. I stole my dad's truck to get topped in night grade. That's fine.

Your dad's for sure going to peep this shit. Your dad's watching this right now. My dad's in Thailand right now, so he's probably chilling. Shout to Thailand. Somebody in your family watched this. Oh, you didn't complete your secret. So they were like your uncle saw you. Yeah, but like it was just crazy because it was like around the

where I was like I hadn't talked to my dad and like mad long and I'm like damn I hope this nigga's alive like you know what I'm saying so yeah he reached out to my mom basically and then my mom was like oh like your dad hit me up blah blah blah you should call him and I always used to like tell my mom like I'll call him I call him like back in the day but I never really call him but this time I'm like fuck it I'm gonna call him I was nervous as fuck and I talked to him for like two hours on the phone, bro. And it was just cool because I was trying to flex like, yeah. Like he's like, oh, what you've been up to?

I'm like, oh, you know. I'm that, nigga. Basically, I'm like, I got a sneaker brand. I got this podcast. You know what I'm saying? Like making music again, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, you know, saying all the shit that I did. And he just stopped me.

He was like, that's cool. Like, you know, like, that's good to hear. But he's like, the thing that I'm most proud of is the fact that you stay with your mom and you're still helping her out and blah, blah. I just, I fucking muted the phone and I was like, oh,

yeah. That got real, man. For real, for real, it got real, wow. So, like, honestly,

you just, like, no jumper being the, the thing that facilitated, you know? Yeah. Us linking back up. It's beautiful.

Crazy, right? Shout out to no jumper. Well, shit, I got to take a piss, bro. Me too. And also, I'm pretty sure everybody

wants to go home. Oh, God. Let's go ahead. Josherey, got his car warm and shit. All right, y'all. Hey, yo.

Thank you guys for... Thank you, Kazumi, for kicking it with us for so long. Yeah, honestly, man. You were nothing but, like, great vibes. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're actually fucking hilarious. We need you back. People are always like, wow, you're like an actual human being.

Yeah, I don't think I ever personally did a show with you, so I didn't know how funny you were, man. You're fucking hilarious. I'm kind of, I'm like a hoot for real. All right, y'all. Thank you so much. Peace. Anybody who stayed this long, thank you guys.

Oh, yeah. It's the longest when we did it so far. Bro, this was...