No Jumper - DoBoy's Final Episode

Episode Date: June 8, 2026

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No. He's trying to get on this Joe Rogan. You want to be Joe Rogan so bad, road. I'm not good at anything physical, and I don't think I should pursue it. Decent at BMX, that counts, right? But for someone who dedicated their whole life to it, I'm not very good. What would you rate yourself out of 10? Bad.

He's like the Stephen A of, you know, like Skip Bayliss of BMX. Why is there a moose on the wall? Where did that come from? What the hell? I know. Envy, 104 out of 3,000? I mean, I personally like it,

but I don't know where it came from. It's not even that rare. I think it's amazing. Why is that? One of 3,000? I have no idea. If it was like one of three, that would be pretty interesting.

I want to sell the back room, sometimes things just spawn out of nowhere. So you really didn't put that there? No, I didn't. Are you really telling me that this is not an Afei jude? That's a hefe juice, man. Shout out to that Hefei juice. I had a Jues.

It was blue in nature. Diablo punch. Not saying the Hefei is a devil or anything like that. that, but yeah. Free to guy. Free the guy, man. He's staring down the devil. I know, I know Adam wants them to keep him, but we shall still say free him, you know.

He's doing Reddit narratives now. They keep acting like I'm a, like, I've seen one dude just being like, yo, Adam, like, he clipped the whack pod where I was saying that my whole motto on when anybody on the crew gets in trouble is like, I'm not going to say anything that could worsen your situation in court. but me like reacting to the stuff that's in the news about you is not going to make the judge be like oh well look adam reacted to a video of you or some shit like that so it's like for me like I don't know like our fan base has some sort of like mental disease where they just believe that it's like the ultimate definition of being like a bad boss and friend to react to one of the employees

catching a murder charge and it's just like that level of stupidity I refuse to engage with in any way so I dismissed it on the podcast and then still I was like seeing people in the Reddit being like that's like a bad argument I'm like no that is the whole thing

Like if your behavior causes harm, then the behavior is harmful. And if your behavior on a podcast is just reacting to stuff that is actually already out there, and you still think that that's like harmful to Anhefei's situation, then you are too stupid to live. You must be executed in the town square. Yeah, to be fair, you're not like putting it on them or saying like, yeah, I think Hife is guilty. You know, you're just kind of being like, you know, objective. Yeah, objective to where you're not.

Even this guy said you shouldn't even speak on it. What the fuck have led you to believe that that would be a useful thing for me to do? Like what would the benefit of me ignoring it be? There is none. You're the realest podcaster ever, I guess. You have to think about it for like five seconds to realize that that is the dumbest opinion possible. And that is a ridiculous narrative that people think reacting to things is going to make people's shit worse. That's so stupid.

Like it's just, that's an opinion-based sport. we're just talking about things. I don't think it bribed up anything. If I brought something to the table, if I said, hey, one time, Ann F. showed me a gun and it had scratches on it. It's like 10 with the line, four lines, and scratched through it. And he told me that's how many bodies he had. If I said that, that's bad.

That would be bad. Or you're like, yeah, Aunt was showing me his knuckles. He was like, this is the one I used to knock him out with, you know. It's like. But like the things that you're doing. doing this, Aunt Hefe would do that if it was swapping. You know what I'm saying? Aunt Hefe doesn't put bodies on people, but AFA absolutely will drop a video as soon as Adam was locked up for a possibly DP and someone in the Nashville alley. That is an amazing point. Imagine the roles were reversed. Yeah.

Imagine how many videos Ed Hefei would have about the Adam 22 murder. And the caption would be like, Adam did it. I'm so disappointed in him. This is crazy. And then he'd be like, no, that's just what somebody said, though. I didn't say that. You just hear the commentator. Like, as much as I love the guy, you got to give it to Ed F. He's like one of the least responsible content creators in the history of the internet. Like he just, his whole thing was that he would take any random rumor that he saw a YouTube video about. And then he would make his own reaction to it, which more power to him. I'm not judging that because I don't really think we're all that much better.

But, I mean, I can't think of a situation in which a person caught a murder charge who their day-to-day, meat and potatoes of their YouTube channel was basically reacting to other people doing like almost exactly the same thing but in most cases like much less extreme yeah and just to shoot him some bail it's not like he would just like you know put bodies on people or things like that he would definitely like kind of just be like this is the narrative this is the main narrative that everybody's talking about and then if you watch the video you would think he thinks that but then he'd be like I don't really think he did it or I think this happened so he played the game very well for sure. I think I'm pretty sure he's

understanding that people are making videos about him. Do you think he's pissed about it? I mean, he probably doesn't even really know that much. He's probably got people on the phone in the county telling him like, oh, I mean, why would you even tell somebody who's in the county, like, oh, they're talking about you on the podcast. Like, no shit. Adam was reacting to you rubbing the ash off your knuckle.

Which I was reacting to it. Like, okay. That is a good example, though. If I were like digging through every episode he'd ever been on and I was like, look what he's doing right here. This could be evidence. Okay. If it's just reacted to somebody else talking about it. What harm is that causing? Yeah, because somebody put it out there.

I guess it's kind of like the frosty narrative, like, oh, you're amplifying it the most out of anybody who's discussing this type of deal. I think that's why you get to fly. It's amazing, too, because it's like, this is a very consistent opinion of our fan base, which is like, it's really not that big a deal to kill someone, but it's a really big deal if you react to it. I agree. I agree.

I agree. You draw attention to it. But you've built this audience, you know? You built the audience. You know, they love the street shit. So they say, you know, there's no such thing as civilians. Like Munchy said, everybody's snitching if you're talking to the police or giving any type of info, you know. Yeah.

Wow. Adam playing dumb again. Like, I would love to hear that person explain that, like, what the playing dumb part is. I feel like what the logic that I'm putting out there is so basic and easy to understand. And it's something I've been very, very consistent about. Look how much content we ran on Brick Baby after he cut his case. And you got flag from that pretty bad too. It talks about it.

People were saying the same thing for months. I'll still talk about right now. If there was any update in this case, we would talk about it because we would not be able to draw negative consequences for him from that. Yeah, and there is no paperwork where it's like, you know, here, Grand Mason says this. It's like, oh, here's a screenshot of like a gun hanging out of someone's waist. Like that's different than it being like, yeah, Adam said, yeah, maybe Brick Baby would be liable to do something like this. I've never seen anything like that in like actual paperwork.

Somebody said that we should scrub all of our content. of Ant Hefe. That would be so flop. I love that they keep using like the Aunt Hefe interview and he does have the crazy shirt and like the train conductor glasses on. They keep using that.

He does look like kind of a villain when they use that pick of them. I mean, I have to admit that like the first interview that I did with him, I was staring at that shirt the whole time. Just wondering what the hell is going on. It's a cool shirt. I'm not going to love.

And I actually asked chat, is this a, a bootleg shirt and they said probably not, which honestly really, like it just, that's, I kind of was assuming that the whole time. It just doesn't really look like a real billionaire boys club shirt. Well, it looks fake about it. It just didn't look authentic to you. You want to see it? Yeah, let me take a look at it. I was impressed.

I didn't know if they had like smoke shops and a bunch of different like businesses that he ran and stuff like that. I found that out. Well, but is that like verified? That's what they were saying. They were saying that he was the owner of the. the place that like the parking lot that this allegedly happened in and stuff? That's what I was told.

Maybe like that sounds insane that he wouldn't have mentioned that. Yeah, I feel like maybe he's keeping it on the low. I don't know. Yeah, because you would think that he would promote it. Can you pull up a window for me to use? Yeah, he said, Flacco said he had a dispensary and a smoke shop. Wow. Chili beans.

That's something, Mikey. Yo, doughboy giving Mikey his flowers last night made by night. Oh my God. So Doe Boys going on this, you know, Glaze rant. It's like an anti-rant. It's like a I love everybody kind of rant thing.

You know, he gets in these moods. And. Like how he knows. You know, yeah, let's check out the shirt first. Let's check out the shirt. Yeah. I don't mean to like. That's legit, though.

That's legit. I don't mean to like frown upon his shirt at a time like this. But I just, it seems like people are kind of talking about the shirt now. And now I'm kind of forced to be like, yeah, man. I thought that was a crazy shirt. Yeah, he has so much better pictures. They keep using this one and like TMZ and USA Today. It's like, why do they got a...

Yeah, that's the picture they keep using them of my guy. It's like, he got off way better fits than this. Yeah, I can see why you would have your doubts on the validity. But I see the collar got the, you know, BBC on it, pause, you know. It's going crazy. Before I, the collar has the BBC on it. It was insane. But, yeah, no, yeah.

I just remember, like, You know, one time, like, reading a donation where, like, they called Anne Hefe, like, a person who wears smoke shop fits. Yeah. And then Ralphie, like, doubled down on it. And then a Hefe called in and was like, you said, I'll wear smoke shop fits. What you mean, Ralphie? That was crazy. But then I use that term to this for extra, which I kind of stole it from the whole Anne Hefe conversation.

And I saw a lot of people thinking it was really funny, so it felt good to get some points for a stolen joke. But I mean, Anhevei would have like a thing that he would do. And I'm not saying like past tense as if he's never coming back. But like I do feel like he always would have this thing where if somebody donated and says something he didn't like, he would just launch into this like kind of long, convoluted like response. That's the problem with the chat, man.

See, the problem on social media. It ain't real. It ain't always another man's business. Why are you worried about what I'm wearing? Yeah, exactly. God bless him. So, okay, what,

Explain, because I feel like this weekend, the Anne Hefe verbal beatdown, or excuse me, the dope boy verbal beatdowns kind of like reached a different level. And like last night, like waking up to a bunch of like glazing

and then also you like roasting it for the glazing. Kind of like, it was kind of like, damn, like how could we possibly be doing this again? I just, I don't get it. Like I don't get it.

I just don't understand. Like we need to like, when do. boy some you know hopefully in like 50 years dies you know not hopefully dies but like hopefully you hopefully you live 50 more years than you already have and you're like 100 and 97 yes and then we're able to crack his skull open and examine his brain like you know football players with severe CT and not saying you have CT but just saying we examine there's a lot going on in this thing we have to be able to examine doughboys brain and understand where this comes from but we're talking he's glazing everybody

Mikey hits him with the, hey, can we keep the glazing Monday to Friday, nine to five, like business hours, like the- Mikey who doesn't normally weigh in in the group chat, especially in like a critical sense. It's just not really what he's bringing to the table. Mikey is kind of beloved around the audience who's just being like a nice guy, a cool presence, hot guy at office. Yeah, a lot of people. A lot of people I feel, I was called him hot and like sexy even. But it feels like you never see him really like be the first one to like shoot somebody down. Yeah, but even him, it's like so transparent. Exactly. It's glazing. It was out of control. Because I had, because I was giving Lush his flowers because me and Lush had not such a.

Maybe just don't give anyone flowers. Like as soon as you start to feel that urge, just don't do it. Right. And I can accept that. No, you can't. I can tell by your voice. You're making for telling me that. You explained things so well.

You can not accept that. Glazing in my response. But no, I was just trying, you know, because I actually really rock with Lush. And like, I didn't like the space that we were in last week. So, you know what I mean? Since we had got into it in the group chat, I wanted to show him love in the group chat. Like, man, shout out my guy Lush. I'm glad that we're, you know, over that thing.

And then he jumped in on me. And then I glazed him in response to him. Yeah, that was the weird thing because I'm like, how is Doeboy going to respond to Mikey? Sometimes he's just like, oh, come on, guys, give me a hard time for glazing. But he was like, you know what? Mikey, Illest behind the scenes, dude I've ever seen. I'm like, what the fuck? How does this guy's brain work?

I'm just like this way. I was crying laughing in my kitchen, looking at it like there's no way. And that was like, it ended my night great. Just, I love dope boy. I would read that exchange, but we've been talking in the group chat so much right now. Yeah, it's a lot of time to get back to it. We got Vail going viral. We got Do Boy glazes.

There's a lot that goes on for sure. Yeah, I was shooting Jay Hood. His pops like welcoming him to the team. He didn't even respond. I know, man. I was like, geez. Jay Hood has much better things. He responded saying like,

Like, L-O-L at Dobo or something. He just, like, randomly laughed at you later on. I can't win for losing, man. I've been taking L's in these chats. Yes, and almost unanimous else. And then even beyond that, like this morning when I was watching Just Clips, who normally I don't like to shout out the reaction channels too much because they have their own world going on.

I don't really feel like we have to, like, you know, dump gasoline on whatever they have to. But when he today acknowledged, oh, actually, no, I think he was just. playing a clip where you acknowledge that you were a gospel rapper at one point. And that really made me realize that like before the vape, before the alcohol, before the blunts, the passing, asking other people to pass you their blunts and whatnot,

that like, you've been trying to figure out how to survive in this world for a long time. I have. It's one thing to believe in God. It's another thing to like rap about it. What's longer rap about Christ? Did you listen to regular rap during the? that period of time?

Yeah. Or did you stop? And that's what made me, because I was like a church kid, so I used to love, like, listening to rap. So I wanted to make rap music that, you know,

identify with my beliefs and my structure. I guess, like, my main thing is that, like, rap music to me is the coolest thing in the world and that there's nothing less cool than believing in an imaginary God that lives in the sky. That's just, like, for me,

like, I actually feel like there's a version of my life in which I get really, really into boxing. I have this boxing gym that I was going to in Brooklyn in like 2007. And I quit because I was getting up at six in the morning to be there at seven so that I could work out

in this boxing gym and they would play Christian rap every morning. And it honestly, I hated it so much that I stopped going. And, you know, butterfly effect at, you know, 20 years later,

I lose a fight of Jason Love. See. And I blame Christian up. If you would have stuck with Christ. I should have said that in the ring when they interviewed me and said, What were wrong? Didn't stay in that Christ like Jim back in the day. Fuck Christian rap.

I mean, like the fact that no Christian rap has ever become popular in anyway, besides maybe Kanye. Shout to La Cray. Nobody knows who La Cray. Everybody knows who La Cray is. Nobody knows who. Kirk Franklin got a couple of joints where he got some first rapping on there.

No, what is that? He's a rapper. I have not heard of him. He's like a spiritual bass rapper. I'm offended by you thinking that we have the same gay reference base. That's not gay reference. We're talking about Jesus, man. That's not.

But I'm saying it's gay to act like everybody knows about these rappers that nobody knows about. I'm pretty sure if you did a poll more than 50% would know who La Cray is. Lecray is known. He like freestyles on like Hot 97 sometimes. So Lecray is like a little outside of just the gospel. I'm just going to look this up before you going to have a poll. We don't have a poll option. How popular is La Cray the rapper?

I would say that might even follow it. Whoa. Most prominent and commercially successful artists in the head. history of Christian hip hop, which I would say, can't be the biggest ceiling, but, you know, okay. So, uh, okay, well, he, he, he had an album in 2014 that debuted at number one. Come on. No. Oh, gospel. Oh, but the Billboard 200, number one on the Billboard 200. Oh, oh, Billboard 200. Oh, Billboard 200 gospel. He has sold over 1.4 million albums and nearly three million track downloads over his career, which really actually does not sound that impressive,

but he's been rapping a long time. 2.6 million Spotify listeners. That's pretty good. That's not that much. Lefty gunplay numbers. It's like snow the product numbers. Okay. So, okay.

You should listen to a Lecrae album. I would just, I would. This research I don't think of us leading him to go check it out. People tell me to be open-minded about Christianity. Like, no, like, I'm decided. Like, I don't want to pay attention to this in any way, shape, or form. Are you still religious? Yeah, really.

You go to church? I've been. in and out of it. Why is black people church so long? Oh, it's when they'd be taking a long. And I just go to church. Why are black people always like falling down? Like, what is that?

The Holy Ghosts. That was like every black church. That's so Baptist. Christian Baptist. I'm a Baptist. I'm a Baptist. So, no, that's like when the Holy Spirit gets into you and then you just...

Are you willing to admit that that is obviously bullshit? No, because I felt the Holy Spirit before. So you don't think those people are just being performative? No, I think some are. Because I've seen some people and I'd be like... What would be the other explanation if they weren't just doing a little act? That they really. feel the presence of God and it just makes you move

a little differently. Yeah, I know. I think it's kind of like believing in and ghosts in a way. Like you're kind of like indoctrinated and not in a bad way but like this is what you study. This is what you believe in. You feel like this is, you know, the true meaning of the book that you're reading and then you go up there, the energy's high,

you know, there's things going on. You've seen people as you grow up doing this. It's just a bunch of dip shit sort of competing with each other to be the most retarded. Like look. Like look what I can do. I'm going to fall out of my seat. Have you ever, when was last time you've been to a church? Never. You never been to church one time in high school? I got confirmed in high school. So when did you, so you made your

decision like in high school that you didn't believe in any of it? I made that decision at 12. But you said your parents were pretty supportive of you like, like, you know, they're like, oh, we kind of get it. They were pretty upset about it at first, but then like, uh, they, they sent me to, um, to, well, they told me like if you do the confirmation thing at our church, which took like a year. Um, and wasn't really that unplanned. because it was basically just like hanging out of church and like doing some stupid little assignments and shit like that. But they said if you do that and by the end of that you're not convinced, then you never

have to go to church again. I said, deal. And you were like, I'm definitely not going to be convinced. And that was it. So you were Catholic? Was it like, were they Catholic? Oh, no. That's why.

Yeah. You went with one of the bullshit churches. If you rocked with the real religion, you know, like Catholicism or something, maybe you buy into them. Those are like dramatically easier to debunk. You know, like the more specific the claims being made, whereas like a non-denominations church is kind of like, hey, there's a God and the shit, but like, we're not going to really get too deep in the weeds about, like, exactly what's going on with them. Yeah, it's like at least, you know, commit, you know, don't be one of the people that's like kind of sideline in Christianity.

It's like either you believe in or you don't, you know, kind of thing. You got to commit fully. That's why I was doing the gold gospel wrap thing because I was like, I was really into it. Like when I was a kid, I used to play drums at church. And I was at church like six days a week. Like, I was always at church, whether it was, you know, you know, choir rehearsal or Bible study or prayer or. kids a weekly for like a lot of my childhood for show yeah do you uh do you feel like god looks down upon you because you pursued the christian rap thing and then stopped because it wasn't

profitable no i think that he was happy because i didn't i didn't stop because it wasn't profitable i mean i wasn't really making any money but um i just felt guilty because i wasn't living like that for real like you know what i'm saying i was still out of the world i'm still smashing chicks yeah and i'm just like i don't want to be cream pie and it ain't nothing worse only thing worse than a christian is a fake Christian. Like, you know what I'm saying? I don't want to be that fake guy. I feel like most of them are. Right. I just, I didn't want to be like living a certain life and living away. And then I'm saying this. I feel like you might be the least Christian or like living the least Christian lifestyle of any of the no drummer host besides maybe Anne Hefe if you didn't.

Why? Why? Why you have making some murder? You smoke and drink constantly. Gluttony is clearly like, if we pull up the sins, I'm pretty sure. You're going to the seven deadly sins. Yeah, I mean like the Gluttony is beyond anyone with you. It's like alcohol, vape, weed, alcohol, vape, weed, promiscuous sex. You know, and then like the lying is pretty intense. I'll be out here lying. Lying about fucking in the bathroom. And then you said that you had sex with that girl in the bathroom.

And then you immediately said that you weren't, which I think that you're saying that you didn't is the lie. I think that you did. Yeah. No, I didn't. And I mean, I don't look at that as a lie. I look at that. It's just, you know, content.

It was a play. It was a funny thing to say, or at least I thought it was. But just like you'd be proven to me in these group chats, I, maybe I'm not as funny as I think I am because. I think you're just a different kind of funny, though. Boy, I think you're like, I'm not trying to insult you like kind of like, you know, Facebook, you know, Facebook funny. Like the fat Drake thing went viral on Facebook. I could see that lane of like, you know, my thios and theos might think you're funny.

You should have seen a ridiculous look on my face because I'm sitting here, this is when we're in a group chat on Monday for when we were talking. And I'm sitting here literally laughing as I'm typing this joke that I'm pitching to him. Wait, but that was a joke. I don't want to read that's so bad. That was a joke, though. Like, because I'm not going to lie, double. I read it to my girl like, is this a joke? Like, I'm trying to lie.

I'm asking. It was hilarious. Oh, my God. It was so bad. I'm going to try it. There wasn't a comedic angle. Like, it was just like black people. They're too sensitive.

That was pretty much the sentiment. So let me just explain. And then he's like, Adam, say this. Rimo's like, Adam, do not say this. Yeah. So have my permission. Oh, yeah, actually, Remo put it in the other group shows. I'm just going to refer to that.

Oh, shit was great. Yo, because like, okay, so basically we were all kind of like talking about stand-up. We were all talking about like doing it or the possibility of doing it or what it would be like to do it or whatever. And like very hypothetical. I don't know if I'll ever do stand up. I've been at least like thinking about it a little bit, but we're kind of going back and forth talking about it. And this is the script. It has just like huge flag.

These are not my opinions. These are not my words. I didn't write these. This is what dobo I suggested for my. I wrote it, guys. This is my possible. stand-up comedy that I might go out on stage and say. Ah, here we go.

Black people are hypocrite. You guys get to change the context of a word when it's beneficial. Like the N-word. I'm trying to like be Jerry's sign-fothered my head right now. It was a word that held pain and trauma. But y'all put an A on the end of it, and now it's cool. It's a term of endearment. You rework the meaning, and now it's cool.

meanwhile if I take chimpin out and try to flip it and take the sting out of it I'm a racist now I'm the bad guy it's cool when you do when y'all do it but when I do it chimpin is a funny word I'm telling you guys

chipping is a funny way why are you not allowing me to say it maybe toad boy was right why people think they got a monopoly on the ape franchise. Like, they aren't the closest to human evolution. Man, black people.

Black people. Man, but black people. Respectfully. Sensitive. I'm telling you. That just changed my mind, actually. I am not a student of stand-up comedy. I feel like I've learned a lot about it over the years

from just different podcasters. Obviously, I've heard Joe Rogan talk about it way too much without even trying to hear him talk about it over the That in no way resembles anything that I've ever heard a stand-up comedian do. I saw Christa Leia perform the other day, and shout out Christa Leah is a good guy, but me and my wife were talking on the way back about how we felt like his stand-up was terrible that night. It was so much more, like, actual.

Like, he was just telling some weird joke that I think he was working through about his kids shit in his pants. It just didn't stand out to me. It's funny. At least it felt. like stand-up. That is a train wreck waiting to happen. Not to mention

if I were to say but if anyone were to say that, they would be justifiably mocked. Like if I went on stage and said that, I feel like it would probably be the biggest PR disaster of my entire life. You'd be protected

by the comedic license. But it's not funny. There's no joke in it. You want to be Jerry Seinfeld. You would be Kramer. Yeah. You would be Kramer's saying the hard art. Kramer's straight. It was so much funnier than that.

But see, okay, let me explain what the joke basically made. This makes me feel like you have no clue what comedy is, what stand-up is like absolutely. Like, I have never seen you do stand-up. I don't even really believe that you've done it because it seems like if you did do it, you would probably like do it like at least from time to time. Is there any evidence of you doing stand-up? I got stuff online. Okay.

I got my dick back. Yeah. You've seen that community gold. But no, like the point of it was, it was just being, I was trying to take the angle of how white people could possibly feel about how black people kind of move the goalposts on what they want to be offended by. So that was the funny take on it like, y'all do it. Why can't I do it?

Of course, I can say, but it doesn't, in no way, like, it seems like an argument, like it's an opinion. Yeah. But at no point in it, is there anything that I feel like an audience full of people would laugh at. Like I could see Rush Limbaugh saying that, but like in terms of like a comedian. Right. A right wing, a radio host could say something like that, but I don't think that even they would be expecting to get laughs. No, no, no. Nothing like a serious opinion is a joke coded in any way. I wholeheartedly disagree. I think I will send it to any comedian on earth. Okay.

And I will ask them their opinion of it. And I am, I'm, I will bet 10, $10,000 that they will agree that is unbelievable. Ask Tony Hinscliffe. Him reading it mockingly was funnier than I think like the actual text. Hit Tony Henscliff with it. He'll see. He'll see the genius. No, no, no, no.

I'm not. Yeah, you don't want to burn out your Tony, your Tony contact. I thought about it, but it's like Tony Henscliff is somebody that like I value that relationship, at least a little bit. And I just, I have too much respect for him to send him that. You think it's that bad? It's the worst thing. Like the idea of that.

It's just not a joke. I just don't understand. It is a joke, Moose, man. It is a funny joke. I listen to so many comedy pods. I watched stand-up. I read it and I was like, okay, yeah, Do-Boys getting his shit off.

At no point did I think this is him writing a joke for Adam or writing a joke for anyone. It was so stupid that Remo screenshoted it and sent it in the Tuesday show group chat just to really like underline how insane the idea of me saying that on stage would be. I've never done stand-up. I've never written jokes.

I am so confident that if I, were to spend one day getting together a couple minutes of jokes, that it would be a hundred times funnier than that. That is the worst thing anyone has ever said me ever. Does that hurt your feelings, no, boy. It should, honestly. It should really make you look in the mirror. I mean, okay, if you want me to be truthful, it did.

And the group chat did because I didn't hurt them enough. No, but this is the thing. It's not that it hurt. It's just how I see it playing out in my head and then it goes nothing. No, I absolutely realized. that he's going to be like yo lm f ao you're funny snick and sep was this a joke lmf ao from adam in response to that would have been amazing that's how i see it going i'm just sitting there wait for the text like yeah

and that's what makes you funny i'm not going to lie the response of it was like is that supposed to be funny i was like yeah yeah that was the rimo's like yo adam if you say this i'm going to quit no jumper i'm like yo what did he say response was man adam if you say this shit your ass fry Don't let response. Say it, Adams. Remo responds, LMA, oh, you're trying to get this N-word cancel. That shit out. I will not let Adam get those words up.

I've never heard Remo, like, really even talk like that at all. Ever about anything with me? Like, he never, there's been a handful of times where maybe I was, like, going to make a joke or something. And he kind of told me, like, yo, that's like, it might be a bad look or, like, don't say that thing. I've never seen him that direct. No, he was like, bringing the energy out of people, him, Mikey. Like, I'd be bringing the. I are out of people.

You are that guy. Yeah, you're, do you make it, you do something to people, yeah, for sure. You do something. I just wish I could have seen a look on my face. I was like, I got their ass now. Yeah, and I could tell that, like, you know, texts, you always can't read the energy of text.

So, like, sometimes we're just kind of busting your balls and doughboy, like, hits it with a sad face emoji. And I'm like, oh, you know, now I'm out. It stinks now, guys. I don't want to dog pile on them, you know? But no, what I do appreciate about just even being here is I appreciate it. I appreciate his honesty, though. Like, you know what I'm saying?

You ain't no yes man at all. Like, you know what I'm saying? I know, but we were supposed to stop the glaze in. God damn it. Just don't compliment anyone. You just don't stand on shit. Like, I'm telling you why that joke was so unbelievably un-unfoney and you can't even like put together an argument that it is.

No, okay. If you want, I mean, we can break down why the joke is funny. No, for sure. Break down. The joke in my mind is like this. I'm not a white person, but I do feel your plight with the like with the, like, with the inward stuff and how like black people be like, well, we can say like, you know what I'm understand.

So my thing was kind of coming from a space of why can't be, like almost trying to support your argument. Like the thing that you were saying is it's basically like you wrote the joke. When you were, your honest opinion is, unless you were trolling, was why can I change things around and take this thing out of it? I was just looking for a funny angle as a white person being like, damn, why do black people get to make all the rules on what could be said, what can't be said? Because niggas as a culture, we do that. And I realize that probably the majority of people, why the fuck is Kyle here? Kyle! Bring a November sports shirt.

That's so bad. November sports is hilarious. That's amazing. What up my brother? And why does he have a big gulp? An awful lot of cough syrup bag. I realized that probably that a lot of people didn't agree with my take,

which for the record was basically that there wasn't anything inherently offensive about me saying that I was chimping out. Right, I get that. But that being said, I am very offended on behalf of the black community by your joke. By my joke?

Yes. You, the one that doesn't get offended by anything? Yeah. Like, if somebody besides me went on stage and told that joke, and I saw it going viral online and black people were up in arms about it, I would be 100% with the black people. I did not think it was offensive like that. I thought it was a funny take on how white people view black people gatekeeping words and like what we can't say.

Now, I wasn't trying to justify. I was trying to find a funny way to say, you know, the chimping out thing. Like, you know what I'm saying? I can see the setup. It's just execution was literally nonexistent. That's what I'm saying. I mean, but the thing that you wrote is basically like, hey, black people, what the is wrong with you?

Yeah. Black people suck. Yeah. They're so sensitive. They get to say whatever and white people, we don't get shit. We just get regular words. Yeah. I mean, I thought it was, you know, much like my first time doing stand-up, it didn't go

the way that. Which, okay, so that was a little bit of trauma dump that we got this weekend where you basically told us about how your first time ever doing stand-up was in high school. And it went so poorly You got booed off the stage This is like It's kind of crazy That we're getting to this information

The core But then you went backstage And you were crying And you thought that the crowd Couldn't see you but they could So how does that work? Because it was like I went to Kennedy

For my freshman year So basically how it was in the gym So basically like they had like created like a stage And they had like put it like on the basketball court So I go back backstage, but I'm sitting on the side, because I'm just so messed up about it. So it's even deeper because this is like the trauma where it really hurts. Me and my dad have an awful relationship.

But the only time I used to see him like be happy and laugh was when he used to watch that comedy jam. So like I was like, he was always like really is, he's like a very serious guy. And so he would laugh when he would watch that comedy jam. So I'd just be like, that would kind to be like our bonding time. So that made me want to do stand-up to kind of be able to bond with my dad. So there was a talent show. I go in there, whatever, whatever.

And so I go up on stage thinking that I could just do this. I go upstairs and I only got two jokes off in the whole, both of the things and they both got booed. Two jokes and then they booed you offstage? No, I got one joke the first time booed and then I came back to try to do another joke, got booed again. It was just one joke. Two jokes.

I know, but one to get you booed off the stage. One joke booed. And how long were you planning on doing it? Five minutes. Okay. And so do you remember the joke? Yes. They go out, I go out.

I'm like, hey, what up, man? Sacramento, y'all good in here. And you're 18? No, no, I'm 15. I'm a freshman. Where you fat? Huh? Were you fat?

Absolutely. I was 5-2 with pimples, too. Five two something. This is bad. So I go out there, right? And I already wasn't well liked at school anyway. So I already had that work. I can't imagine that.

I mean, I know, right? I refuse to move back. So I go out there, I'm like, man, Sacramento got some of the finest woman. Everybody starts to happen. Sacramento got some fine women, don't they? The finest woman out here. And then there's four girls who were very popular.

And I just picked any four girls. I didn't mean to pick them. I was like, and I looked at the four girls. I was like, whew, y'all must be from out of town. That's really funny. That is funny. That is. Nick, she was like, oh, shut your fat ass up.

Tony. Boom! Nick, the boo! The boo! Start coming. I'll run off stage. Okay. But in high school, the popular kids really,

are like untouchable and the losers are like like I could imagine that yeah despite that they're forming the narrative picture wrong that is funny to me but yeah right so I go backstage and now I'm just hurt like you know what I'm saying because my dad was out there this nigga was just sitting there looking at me like this nigga here so I'm backstage and I'm crying not knowing so to my sister because my sister was wildly popular at school like she was she hot huh was she I mean I guess you did I guess nica like if you weren't if it wasn't your sister she's attractive so she comes to that So she comes back and so she was like, nigga, get back here.

They can see you crying out there. Stop all that. It's like, listen, you are my little brother. You are funny. Get your ass back out there and do your shit. You know you can do this. Stop this. You're embarrassing the family.

All right, Kiki. All right, cool. Kiki. That's my sister's name. So then boom, I get ready to go out there. So they say, all right, man, we be bringing them back out here. I guess he's coming from round two. Give it up for Tony.

I was like, yeah, y'all thought you all thought you I'm getting them hyped. I'm like, yeah, y'all thought you can keep me down, I'm back. I'm back with these jokes, though. I don't know why I did this. I was like, so everybody kind of calms out there, I'm like, so Mexican people, huh?

I was like, how come? They're criminals. I was like, how come if you're getting to a problem with one Mexican person, you got to fight everybody in their damn family. They're going to be pulling up their uncle, they are too. I can't stare at Mexican people. Crickets again. Then this big-ass Mexican dude in the back stares up.

Like, I'm going to fuck you up, puto. Red off the stage again. Shout to the sacraman. And cried again. Didn't do comedy again for 11 years. And then niggas was booing me in the halls. They were just seeing me. It's booed.

I, man, I was so happy when we moved to South Sack. And I got toward the flooring. And then I couldn't have dealt with that for four years. Yeah, yeah. It would have sucked. You had to change schools. It was so bad. It was that bad.

I mean, I wasn't the, you know, the laughing stuff. The reason. But I was glad. Yeah. I was, it was bad for me, bro. I was, I got bullied, freshman year. And you know, like,

like Kennedy was like a tougher school. It was like a lot of, yeah, for sure. Let's where some of her kids went to show. So then when I went to floor and then it was like cool, like, you know what I'm saying? It was better. I was in,

I kind of recreated myself. I started rapping, start playing drums. And I kind of got started getting good recognition for that. So I was like, oh, maybe this could be a thing. Okay. Chirk them into thinking you're cool and sure.

Yeah, yeah, you know, has to hit them with the bars. That definitely illuminates your character to, a whole different extent. What, my life? It just kind of, I mean, okay, that experience kind of like mirrors a lot of what's happened on No Jumper. And then when I was watching the Just Clips video his most recent release today, it felt

like you were like really saying like some of the exact same things that I've heard you say about your podcast with Kev on stage. Well, I'm not familiar with at all. It's like, it feels like almost the exact same scenario that's happened. on here even though like you were being weirdly like cagey and not really like telling the interviewer anything about why the podcast broke up and you were really acting like they the people didn't deserve to know or be curious which it's like not how a podcast work people are curious about everything in your life if you're doing a sort of entertainment style podcast that's as big a secret

what in his life is the cab on stage doughboy breakup i get hit up about that more than anything else it was a pretty popular podcast so it was yeah he didn't even came up when i did community the other day. And it's just like, you know, it was just a situation where we, you know, we just grew apart and we just stopped working. And it was just like, you know, I didn't want to be out here talking bad about the dude. Like, you know, I always thought that that was like, corny. If you work with somebody, you got money with people, you had good times, I don't need to now bash you since we, you know. And just with that situation, it was just such a sensitive situation. It was just like, man, we don't really want to talk about this. So you say

that there's like no reason. And then you're like, it was such a sensitive situation that I didn't want to talk about. It's so obvious. It's so obvious. that you're hiding something that's really juicy and good. Exactly. Since the beginning, he's been doing this for sure. Because it's like you don't have to trash Kev to explain the situation. I mean, I'm not trying to force you to speak on something you don't want to. I got you.

No, we just reached a point where, you know, our goals and visions separated. So it was just like, hey, man, he's going to go do his thing. I was going to go do it. And then I had to, you know, just, it was just such a sensitive time. Okay, let me just say that. It was such a sensitive time in my life. Let's make that clear. You were sober and then you were not sober.

Did they have some? I mean, Kevin stage seems pretty popular. This podcast clips all of like 100K plus, it seems like. I mean, yeah, I'm not trying to, you know, run it up. But Kevin's pretty wildly successful now. Yeah, yeah. On Twitter, he's humongous. I'm kind of a podcast or a comedy noob.

So don't blame me. Definitely a little Facebook, you know, comedy energy, but Kevin is definitely funny and he does his thing, does a lot of numbers. But it was more on the, on this thing, that was a very sensitive time in my life. But no, like, you know what I'm saying? When the podcast ended, I was sober. Like, you know what I'm saying? relapsing, you know, after, but you know, alcohol had nothing to do it.

It was not like some smoking guns, some terrible thing that happened or anything. It's just that, hey, man, we're going to guard separate ways. But when I say sensitive times, like, that was the same year I got diagnosed. You know, my kid came to live with me full time. It was just, life was just awesome life. So I just, you know, kind of just needed to tend to myself. So it was just. Oh, Kevin on stage is appearing on the Joe Budden podcast.

Yeah, he's very popping for show. He's outside. He does it up. Look at that. six years ago, Doboy, Kev on stage, Flakron 2, 426K views. Look at this.

These two fell apart and these two fellow parts. You put it on the stage, all podcast duos are doomed to die. Damn. Damn. That's why we glad we got a trio, guys. We can never break up.

Yep, for now. Come on. Come on, man. And why didn't you title this Doe Boys' last episode? Okay, because... If you fire me live on the show, that's an unforgivable act.

You told me you said you were phone. funny, dough boy, you lied to me. I feel like I probably wouldn't like fire you on the show so much as like, your role would just slowly be diminished to the point where you got demoralized enough that you would just like kind of give up. I don't be giving up.

Yeah. I think you would stay here forever if you didn't fire him. I would do one new show a month for two years. This is my thing about it, though, is it just feels like, okay, there was a goal for this podcast, which was like to create a show.

on a weekly basis where we create a cast of characters who were able to talk about things outside of the typical hip-hop slash street environment, right? Right. And it feels like if based on that standard that this podcast has been an abject failure because instead we end up just talking about you every week. And it's kind of hard for me to imagine this podcast

like getting on track and becoming about something besides. you at this time. Like I definitely think we need to like experiment with adding additional hosts and everything like that. But there's part of me that feels like if we add additional hosts that we're still going to have a very similar problem, which is going to be that like, dough boys, like your characteristics just seem like they're so loud that it's hard for the hosts or the audience to really like focus on anything else.

and I'm kind of at a loss for how we're going to get past that and like really turn this Monday thing into what I think that it could be. I'm solution-based. Okay. So you know what I believe would definitely help us as a podcasting trifecta? We just need to have good dockets of topics. I'm the only person I've sent five. Nobody else sent anything else.

It's like so I think if we have the things that we want to talk about, And we have enough time to all configure our thoughts. Because trust me, I don't want to come in here and be dissected every week. Like, I don't even think I'm that interesting. So I don't want to make it about me. And I don't mean to make it about me. But I think if we had however many topics, I know you say sometimes it's quality over quantity. So maybe it doesn't need to be 20 things.

But if it's like 10 solid talking points that we all feel decently about or, you know, we feel something that kind of gets our motor started on it, I think that would help. But since we haven't been doing that, I just think that. that we just default and be talking about me and shit and just add a little. I feel like I started out of this podcast with a lot of excitement about talking about topics that I didn't feel like I could really talk about on Tuesdays

and that that has slowly kind of diminished because I just don't really, I don't know. I mean, I don't feel like we have gotten into a groove with the kind of stuff that we're supposed to be talking about. Like, I don't know if you actually sent a docket or anything. I didn't see any. But it, I don't know, it feels like our, and I feel like Moose would probably agree with this, even though he's probably going to try to be nice about it. But it feels like you, our faith in you as a podcaster is maybe like not to the extent where we really have any like genuine excitement about talking about topics on Monday because we haven't really seen you do any good podcasting yet, even though you've probably been on the podcast like 40 plus combined.

find hours so far. What you're telling me is you feel like, since I have been here in No Jumper, I have not had a good podcasting hour yet. What was the good hour? Or the good topic or the good clip. I think that there's a myriad of them. Let me conjure one of them.

Myriad means like so many that it would be easy to think of them. Yeah, I think the main issue though boys, like even you like come with topics and stuff. I think it's just like the angle that you come from sometimes is kind of normy, you know? It's kind of just like this is what like literally everyone's saying about this. So you bring in it to us. It's like, well, what else are we going to add to this?

If there's no new angle, it's like how many times have we talked about or seen people talk about Drake versus hove in a versus, you know? Yeah, because that was this big idea, guys. I don't, I'm not trying to believe. I don't want to roast. But here's the roast. When we're talking about the Jay-Z, you know, freestyle where he basically diss Drake and Dame Dash and a whole bunch of other people that we're talking about that in the group chat. And you sort of like instantly pivot to like, guys, we got to make the Monday show all about us laying out what the verses would be like between Drake and Jay-Z. And, you know, my incredibly obvious response to that is like, we're looking at a clip of probably the most viral freestyle of the year in which Jay-Z, this is Drake, like, objectively two of the biggest rappers of all time. Maybe like the two biggest rappers of all time by many metrics.

and you immediately pivot into like, let's talk about a verses between them, which is a very played out, well-worn topic, and also a hip-hop topic, which really kind of makes it not seem appropriate for the Monday show since we're kind of trying to go outside of hip-hop. And yeah, like that to me just is kind of like more evidence

of the fact that like, you know, it just seems like you want to talk about the wrong things. Okay. And I can, you know, take the feedback and say, all right, try to apply it, try to get better. I thought I was doing decent potting up here. So if that is not the general consensus, then all I can do is go back to the game tape

and do my best to get better as much as I can. I would think that the audience would probably be able to name a good moment or a clip or whatever. And my whole thing about this too is like, yes, I feel mean having this conversation. But I also feels like I'm being nicer than the audience is. The audience reaction is so much more negative towards you than anything that I've been saying that it just if I were to like sort of breeze past

their reaction it feels like I would not be doing them a service at all whereas like you know okay we brought j hood in for the last Tuesday show and you do the power of munching stuff it feels like as much as like new hosts oftentimes don't really like necessarily get like super positive responses immediately it felt like oh like people kind of immediately were like I like the energy that he brings to the Tuesday show. Right. And I had a feeling they would like him just off of the Munchy interview. I'm like, yeah, Jayhu would definitely fit in.

Yeah. And so I don't know. It just, it feels weird because it's like I would like to add somebody to the Monday show. But then I also feel like I just don't really like know where you're going to fit in with that on the Monday show because it just feels like we haven't really done anything besides sort of disheartedly. your personality. And I hate that about it. Like, you know what I mean? I don't want to, I want to make content, not be content.

So, you know, we get to the places that we are by, you know, our actions. So hopefully I can, you know, turn the ship. Hopefully I can make you a believer one day. I do believe that I am a good podcast or that I do bring something to the table. And I can just keep swinging the bat and try to get on base. Yeah, because as much as I'm tired of, you know, dough boys random-ass normie questions and bullshit podcasts. and at times I'm also more tired of like the doughboy like advice era that we're in it's like we don't have to do

there's a lot of us that are like you know new to podcasts and are working on our shit ourselves to where I think it's a little weird where we're like all giving doughboy advice to where even though he might need it it's just like I'm getting so like when I see the whole advice therapy sessions like bro shut up doboi let's just pod and let's get some cool topics go on Twitter instead of Instagram you know find some niche things or some, you know, different things that might go outside of your interests, you know, the regular day to day. And let's just f***, but yeah, I am tired of talking about potting as if we're like covering basketball and you need to work on your jumper.

It's like either you got the jumper and we're going to go to the league or we not, you know, and we got to go back down. Yeah. So what I can do moving forward is just, you know, try to put more time and interest in making sure we have, I'll just take that responsibility, make sure we have a great docket that everybody feels comfortable with every week. Prep myself as much as I can before I get there. I think the problem, too, is that, like, nobody really seems to have any, like, faith in

your ability to pick out good topics either. Yeah, our, I think our quality of dockets would probably differ for each, you know, all three of us, you know, to some extent for sure. But I think, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the, the, you know, the, you know, the fix is. But I fick what you, dough boy, you know, as a person, I never want to shit on you. I'm never trying to dog pile on you. I'm not what you for sure.

You definitely got a good soul and shit, but it's just like, you either got a pot or we don't pop, man. But you got to, I'm tired of talking about your ass and we got to get to this shit so we get some clips out in the world. I'm saying. Get our shit off. And that's what kind of stood to me too at the wild and out thing is that like we were hanging out in that environment. And, you know, even despite the, I got my dig back thing, it felt like you, it was relatively like enjoyable hanging out and stuff. And then as soon as we got back on the podcast, I was like, ah, okay. like this might be the problem is that like me maybe me and doboi can have like a good

friendship relationship do some contact etc but like I just don't know if like the weekly podcast thing is the move because I've kind of like grown to dread it a little bit just because I feel like we're not going to really like do a lot on here but so besides sort of like pick you apart damn man well it just kind of feels like that's like all we've really done like and even outside of the Monday show obviously too and even like today I asked Josh like what his thoughts were of you on the news and he was kind of like yeah he just kind of makes it all about himself yeah and I think that's like the main thing that I see them care about a lot is like that was issue with Jalise like very entertaining a lot of energy a lot of things but you put her in front of some topics and she's just

like oh I don't know about this shit you know I don't care about this you know unless there's something talking about her that was when she was you know at the top of her game and I think dope boy sometimes falls into that same category not as bad obviously because, you know, you have two IQ, you know, more than her for sure, at least. And so I think just, yeah, the news is like they want to see us speak on the topics. They don't want to hear about our weekends. They don't want to hear us talk about the weather, you know, all that type of shit. We got to get straight to the topics.

And sometimes you'd be like, you know, what if, you know, Drake and Hove had a versus? And it's like, the news isn't really there to be that, you know, our workshop for that. You know what I'm saying? So, but it's like we're all working to be better potters. Like I was, you know, overtalking people, cutting people. off. I still do that sometimes. So I try to, you know, work on it. I think I think if they saw you actively working on it a little bit more, because you kind of nod and say yes to all the advice, and then you come back and it's just the same doughboy. I think that's like the main issue that I see.

Especially with the glazing thing, because it just feels like, holy f*** how many times can we have this conversation over and over? And then it's kind of like, well, is the entirety of our podcasting together any different than that conversation where we kind of like keep telling you, why something isn't it and then we just sort of like keep repeating ourselves over and over and then you keep saying yes like I'm gonna work on that

I really need to get back to the pot and like you know whatever and then it just feels like it doesn't go anywhere and it's like there's only so many times that we can really like subject the audience to it I feel like no I get it man and I understand the game and I understand you know

you gotta do what you gotta do so all I can do is keep trying so you know I'll try my best and whatever's supposed to happen so happen I mean part of like the reason why I'm like not ready to just completely cut ties yet is because you keep saying that you're about to go sober and that that's going to like kind of be like a whole new era for you and you're a completely different person when you're sober and I would like to see that you know that

sounds interesting see the red bull and not a for a loco yeah because although you have things that work on like when you're sober and you know less alcohol you definitely are a much better podcaster and I feel like you'll be more aware 1,000 percent yeah when when when Doboy drinks like the Monday show and I think it was just me, Munchy and Lus. Or it might have just been me, you and Munchy. You got faded on that pod. You got pretty faded and you're like, you know,

pretty much not letting us speak, cutting us off a lot. And I'm just like, this is not the doughboy, you know what I'm saying that I've seen on at least righteous and ratchet and shit like that. And it's kind of a lush-esque too because Lush in the past, like when Lush is dutch will like talk too much,

have too much fun and kind of get into his annoying bag. And then like obviously Lush when he's just straight up sad is also like probably not the best podcast here. But then when Lush is like somewhere in the middle, it feels like that's where he's better. Like if he's really riding like an ego wave, like we all start gass and Lush up because he does one thing good, that sometimes will like push him into a category where all of a sudden is like kind of annoyingly excited. And yeah, I don't know. And I mean, you and Lush, are all in common because obviously the drugs of alcohol is like a thing. Yeah, but I'm definitely a more balanced version of myself when I don't drink.

It's not the best, you know, just even just for all the other things I got going on. And, you know, and I made the decision, you know, primarily for the fight. But I was just like, well, just do it for the rest of the year. Focus, focus up, try to get better at what you're doing, you know, and definitely pod more on my own just so I can start getting the reps up more because I'm just, you know, a bit out of practice and just do the things I'm supposed to do. So I'm starting my streaming career tonight at 10 o'clock. At 10.

From 10 to 2. That's the name of the show, 10 to 2. And you're going to do that every night? Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Wow. Okay. That's good. It's a heavy load of content.

Right. But what I'm going to be doing is like sending like, you know, Zoom's to my friends, like, you know, some of my different comedian friends, you know, talk, you know, trash with them, like, you know, moose. Maybe I can get you in there one day. Maybe. But, okay. So, yeah, I don't know.

And I guess the other thing, too, that, like, I don't feel like we could just completely cut off the dub boy arc yet is the fact that you are apparently going to fight Spody face, despite the fact that essentially all of us have. kind of urged you in the other direction. And I definitely feel like, you know, we need to see that through for sure. I feel like I got, so I got a leash until the fight just to try to prove myself to see if I can. What if he knocks Spody out? Does that like confirm his job for a little longer?

Well, also, I don't want to like have like an awkward conversation where we tell you that we like don't want to pop with you anymore. And then you do this fight with Spody face and then he kills you in the ring because if he kills you, then I would have had that conversation for no reason. and I don't really want to have like extra unnecessary. Yeah, just let him get killed. You might do a good to work for you. Yeah, yeah. Get me out the paint.

I mean, if he kills you, then I don't have to fire you. It's like, damn. He's not going to kill you. That made it way easier for me. I don't know that he's going to kill you just because there's going to be a ref there. They'll probably stop that before that happens. But, you know. There's a chance.

Something akin to a death will probably occur in that ring. Boxers die in the ring all the time. Just be safe. I don't have all the time, right? I feel like they do. I don't have any fear of dying in that ring. And I feel like, man, All needs to believe in the underdog, man.

Other dogs win too. I think once I see you, like, taking it seriously, then I will. But like we said, Spody ain't drinking or smoking. He ain't been drinking or smoking forever. Yeah, he was in prison. Yeah, he was in prison. I almost wonder, like, if this was a fight that rose to the level that they had betting odds for it, I don't know.

I mean, I feel like it might be, like, the kind of thing that, like, we've never seen before. Like, oh, look at that. Pass the junk to the film right now. really believe I got no shot. I mean, to be honest. Tell me the truth. Yeah, no shot. Zero. I mean, you always got a puncher's chance, but like if, yeah, betting odds would be like Spody minus 4,000 or something, you know. I would put it on par with like the me and Jason Love thing, honestly, where it was just like, I feel like it's already decided before it takes worse. Oh, God. Not to say that like Spody Face is quite as intimidating or like large as Jason

Love. True. I think it would be Israel. In that ballpark. It was promised to him two thousand years ago. Me and the Jason Love Fight weren't that bad in retrospect. Yeah, because you guys are like two big guys, you know what I'm saying? And they didn't have a lot to go on there. They were like, no, how shit I was going to be. The footage was just you guys punching the bags and stuff. Well, much like this bodey face fight, I'm going to shock the world. Like so, I'm going to shock the world there and I'm going to shock the world here.

I shall turn this ship around. No, I think getting sober is the best chats that you got the boy for show. And I think that's very important. And I think just getting, I think that will help with just having a constant better mental health as well. Because, you know, that alcohol is what you up when you got shit. going on. It does. And the whole thing about like No Jumper over the past few years and like, you know, I would say that like, I feel

like now I feel like we're back to the level of like enthusiasm from the fans and everything that we maybe had in like 2023 before the Great Exodus you know, and I feel like there was a you know, like the Brick Baby No Jumper show era was pretty good. I think a lot of people like that but then like that was definitely a hit when

when that ended. Although then we kind of had Bunchy be like ready to go, you know? And even with like the Anne Hefe like when he got his case, it kind of felt like the Jay Hood thing was already like something that was going to be worked on in my mind of like, shit, he would be interested in bring in. And like, it feels like last week at least like he was able to sort of take that spot, not to say that anybody could ever really formally replace the alter eagle. But like literally like sit in the

seat. Yeah, he took the seat and I feel like you did a really good job. And I do feel like in general, like the thing that helps no jumper become a better version of itself. And like the version of it I would like to see in a year is like more hosts, more people that they like, more days out of the week where we have content in which, you know, like, you know, I would love to have like another show that kind of felt like the, the, at the end of the day energy where it kind of feels like, ah, Adam's not here. And so we can be a little bit more ratchet, a little bit more crazier or whatever. I would like to like, you know, kind of keep growing it to the point where been disconnected, you know, where it's like a whole different vibe. Yeah. I mean, like, you know, this was

like a step in that direction of like, okay, because I did, I loved, even though it was sort of like a brief period of time, but there was a time pair where we had the Monday show with Falko Gene and Almighty, Tuesday show with, you know, whoever was at the time. We had at the end of the day and then we had the disconnected and that was pretty cool. Like for a fan perspective to have four shows so that on any given night you could tune in at five or six or whatever time it was and just like see a bunch of different personalities. I think that very much is the thing that the no-jumper fans miss was just that it felt like there was just so many good personalities all linked together and I feel like I think that the host search episodes or the streams or whatever have been

like really crucial towards us building towards that future every time we do one of those we end up with like a handful of personalities that end up kind of lingering around and regardless of if they've like necessarily rose to the occasion of what people were fans of in 2023 like keeps making it more interesting. I think we do, we have to keep trying more personalities and like figuring out more people that can kind of work in this universe, you know? Yeah, for sure. And I would hate for the doughboy thing to like totally take our attention off of that because it does kind of feel like, you know, this show hasn't become what it was supposed to be yet. It has been the dope boy era so far, which, you know, good, bad and ugly, you know, you got to take it how it is. There was a lush

era where we're kind of like just talking about lush 24-7. Yeah. And then the lush relationship era. And now Lush is kind of more of like a real boy on the pod. Yeah, he's like, I would say the backbone, you know, in some ways for sure. I think like the Doughboy era kind of showed us like that the Lush era was not as bad as we thought it was. So for sure, the locale lush era is definitely. Lodge is worse? Oh, way worse. That shit has nothing.

infinitely worse. Do you have anything good to say about your boy? I mean, in a way that's good because it's like you made an imprint, you know? That's better than being like here today forgotten tomorrow. Like people are going to remember doughboy on no jumper forever. For people listening to the audio version, I am performatively thinking. I might even put my hand on my chin. Jesus.

I might rub my beard. Like the picture of that champ. I'm just being real. I mean, it just feels like, you know, I don't know what I would say the positive thing is on the pod guys. I mean, I think like we like you as a person, but as a podcaster, it's been, yeah. And you don't feel like you have any responsibility for it maybe, you know, kind of doubling down on the fans' perspective and things like that. Maybe, you know, help and push that narrative that, yeah, we all hate Do Boy, or you feel like that was just going to naturally occur. I think if I was like being really negative to Doe Boy, but then the fans were being really pot.

I don't think that would stop the fans, like me being negative would stop the fans from forming their own counter argument. Because usually it's the opposite. It's like if you're being mean to like lush, they're along lush aside, you know. you're being mean to, usually the fans are like, oh, Adam, he's the one being grumpy. Yeah. So I guess it would be the opposite. Yeah. If, you know, like me being positive towards you feels like it kind of creates a little bit more of a swell of negativity towards you.

They're like, actually, he sucks at him. Yeah. Normally we would expect that like the negativity towards Doe Boy would result in like a counterinsurgency that kind of like really emphasize like, oh, actually like we love Doe Boy, but I created an army. I haven't really seen the Doe Boy boosters. Yeah. Cali Rosam says salute to Big Doble There he is, Cali Rosam. You got one guy.

Thank you, Callie. You got 10 on it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm wet. So, I mean, I just, I feel like I can't, like, ignore this conversation. And it's kind of like, you know, obviously we keep clickbaiting, using, you know,

your firing or whatever to get people to watch. And I don't know if that's just, like, going to continue forever. But it does feel like that's kind of just where we're at right now. And I mean, I feel like next. week we should bring somebody else in to try them out and like see how it goes and then we'll see if we're able to like persevere okay so you mean bring somebody in and i said it out or no i think you want it as well yeah okay i'm with it you know what i'm saying i know we got a uh interview coming up

too with with craig soon so that's gonna be interesting because i'm very interesting in craigmsms perspective on the dope way thing because i think was he the one who commented on the video of kyle jiggling your boob and he basically was like annoyed by the fact that you know no he was more annoyed with Lush because he just felt like Luscious was just critiquing me very, very hard about what's funny, what's not funny, telling me he was like he don't really

have the authority to do that because he's not a comedian. So he made, he had spoke on it on his podcast. He's not a comedian, but it's fair to say that Lush has got a lot more LLs out of the cast than you have over the past few months. And they're at war now, by the way.

Greg and Lug Ler's at war. Yeah. Yeah, they're like talking shit to each other in the DM or shit. Yeah, they're going hard. I was with Lush when he was arguing. Craig. Because, you know, Craig's my homeboy, so, you know what I'm saying? So, shout out to Craig's man.

I mean, shout out Lusch, he's Lusk to. My homeboy, too. But, you know, he just seen, you know, like the piling on. And he just, you know, he spoke up for his boy, so, you know. But he was just seeing a clip, too. So I feel like maybe if he's seen the, the whole. The wave, he might be like, dough. You know what I'm saying?

But I wonder if Craig Smith is necessarily, like, working with all the information that we have. Because he's seeing the boob jiggle and he thinks it feels like, things that feels like bullying and I get that for sure. But if he were to like see the entirety of everything going on, like the Craig Smith interview, I want to like interview him, but then also I really want to like, you know, have the dope a conversation with him as well to like sort of figure out his insight into you. Right. And that's somebody that's known me for, you know, over a decade.

You know, we've worked, you know, for a long time together. We've done a lot of collaborative things. So, you know, as much as I value your opinion, like, you know what I'm saying about my podcasting. take all your critiques. I never, you know, give you the pushback on it. You know, there's, there's other people out there that have opposing views and think that I'm actually pretty dope at this and then I'm actually a really good podcast. I'll like meet those people. And I feel like Craig does want to have that energy where he's, you know, definitely team doughboy, definitely like

protective of doughboy. You know what I'm saying? Knows you got a good heart and people be, you know what I'm saying? I'm taking you the wrong way. So I get that by from Craig. And I'm just trying, like, you know what I'm saying? Maybe I'm trying too hard. Like, that's why I was just like, you know, I was sometimes drinking on a pot just to kind of calm my nerves. service down just because I want to do so good. And then when I try to do so good and it doesn't come out that way, it's just it can be a little bit frustrating, especially when I believe in my ability as much as I do. I mean, maybe part of the problem is, is that on this pod, you're like 33% of the podcasters.

If the Monday show ended up becoming five people, then you would be 20% of the podcasters. And maybe that would be like a little better from the perspective of the fans. Because like even on the Tuesday show, it didn't feel like we really like hit our stride until it became a five person or a four person thing you know like and even when anne hefe went away and i think we had one episode where he wasn't here yeah and then it was like munchy lush me and spody face i felt like that wasn't like it was just lacking some energy and then the alter eagle yeah and then j hood sort of like came in he's got energy he's laughing he's kind of like you know he's like sober and shit so he's sort of like you know pumping up the the volume and everything and i felt like that kind of like

place something that was sort of similar to AMP, except Jay Hood talks a lot, whereas Anne Hefe, if I was going to give him any, like, primary criticism is like, he didn't really talk that much. Sometimes he would straight up look at his phone for two hours. And I'd be wondering, I'm like, is he about to announce that, like, a loved one died? Because he's like, it's just been few. No, for sure. Yeah. Something important.

That it felt like he was going to, like, the only excuse for that could be something crazy. Emergency going on. I like how Jay Hood, like, definitely is willing to. have the verbal debate, you know, the verbal spa too. I like that about Jay Hood. Dragonite Crips is like crazy how they're talking about this on the news right now, too. Are you serious?

God damn it, man. But even like 10 baby mom had said, Doe Boy could be an elite podcaster if Adam wasn't hating. I mean, does anyone really think that? Like, I don't feel like guys that much to do with me. I don't think I have to, like, be involved with any of this, you know? Even the 24-hour streams that I wasn't on, essentially kind of went in a similar direction, I think.

what do you mean like this doughboy overkill kind of turned into like you know let's let's do boy up with words like Bob hey man I love doughboy man

he'd be baking my day sometimes I mean this would have ended instantly yeah if you weren't somewhat it would have been branded pretty much yeah that's what I was out the door pretty quickly and I feel like dough boy's definitely been kicking it

you know what I'm saying but even like like loose steazy muslin which kind of hard to imagine a steazy Muslim but he's at Much love to y'all, but I'm so tired of episodes being about Do Boy, which I feel like that's going to become more and more of a, like, honestly, as al-Salam al-a-a-a-a-a-l-lakeem. When we did the first members-only Do-Boy firing clickbait episode, that was like the most new members that we had got in a long time. That's fire.

Just to watch me get my hair cut off. It was kind of hard to tell because it also was the exact same day where the. the people who had subscribed the last month resubscribed. So it's like a weird thing where like every like 30 days or so, there's like a big spike because people's accounts were new. And it was like exactly on the same day. So it was kind of hard to tell like exactly. You don't know which one's new and which one's just a resubscribe from the previous.

But so that that did make me wonder like, oh wow. But then we did like similar clip last Monday, I think and it didn't really. The market. The biggest mark out. Yeah. We could only use it a few times. for they're like, all right, Doe Boy getting fired again. Come on.

And also at this moment, I would look to remind everybody that on June 24th, the link is in the No Jumper Instagram bio. The No Jumper Live show is going down. Doe Boy will be in the building. Mooseman will be in the building. Facts. 607 on King Yella are opener right now. Will there be another opener at it?

It's not 100% clear at this time. But I do want to remind everybody about that. we are actually starting a big campaign online today because I'm just kind of realizing that in this day and age, it's like if you want people to go to a live show, you got to promote the fuck of it. I was talking to my best friend Chad GBT about it. I think they said you need to like people need like five to 15 points of being reminded of something before they on average will jump and actually, you know, buy a ticket.

I feel like that's true for me. So I can see that. Yeah, I can see that too. It's not in my face. And it seems like, um, the, it's not. everyone's not dying to go. I'm like, I don't give a fuck about this. You have to, like, hit people over the head

with it over and over and over. Actually, you know, I was thinking about it because I'm still seeing the whiling out posters on the side of the highway. Like, maybe I got to figure out who they use for that. That would be hard. I mean, that would be cool. How many people does the LRA seat?

Five, 600, I believe. I think 600 is, like, packed. We can sell that out. Easy. See, and if you show up and you want to kiss, doughboy will be kissing any of the fans. He has a history of fans. You might be the next one.

El Ray bathroom. His booth will be right in front of the L. Ray bathroom. And I'm doing stand up. Five minutes. And that shall be. That's going to be in my resting. I will be handing out tomatoes at the door. That's going to be the time to be there is to see that set.

I am more than willing to pay the cleanup bill for the tomatoes. No, I'm just kidding. And don't worry. We'll pay for the back so everybody has to lock up their phone so they don't record your set. I have so many podcasts. and like coming up and like so many emails like I've been putting it off like two weeks. Well, I really have been putting it off for years, but writing out the official 10 commandments of podcasting.

I want to do that and like run content off that. And then I also want to do performance reviews on the podcast for all of the potters. On the platform. Live for the audience where we sit down and everybody gets a one-on-one performance review. Obviously, like, Dobo has pretty much been getting nonstop performance reviews. It's going to be an hour long. I'm not going to spare you. I'm really into the idea of doing the performance reviews

because I think that will create a lot of really good discourse with the fans, you know, because I feel like they'll be invested, you know. If they disagree, they're going to. That's inside baseball. They're not going to hide their disapproval if they, if I give anybody a rating that they don't approve. You might cause a riot in there. You say the wrong thing about a host.

Right. But I want to, I really want to establish the Ten Commandments before I do that so that like along the way we can kind of work on. I feel like it might even be hard to like create just 10 commandments. Because you've been talking about this for years, man. So you've got to get it done. I'm tired of hearing about it.

There's supposed to be a video about it. There's supposed to be a video that's being shown to people before you go on no jumper pod, like the news and shit. I've seen a bunch of iterations hearing about it. I got a tweet. I got a tweak for the name for you. Why don't you call it the 10 Pod Commandments? Is that what he said?

You said the 10 Commandments for potting. I think it rolls better if you say 10 Pod Commandments. Okay. Yeah. It's just a tweak on the name. Yeah, I think we're using it, you know, interchangeably. Yeah, okay. So TDMA Fat Cud said, Fire Do Boy Live.

I swear I'll send a $500 super chat. I mean, that's hard to argue. You love it. This kind of tempting. 500 bucks pretty good. And then D-Reacts. A shout-out to Do-Boy. We just want not every show to be about you.

Just continue to do better, Do-Boy, and stop letting the chat. Get to you, they will destroy you. Shout-out cast. With that. Very foreshadowing warning. I guess, like, at least one thing that I would like to discuss is that you apparently had some extended conversation with a noted rape victim, Jalise. I did.

We talked. Well, I believe, at least from what I could tell, it seems like she's kind of backing down. She's perfectly fine all of a sudden, it seems. She's back hanging out with 607 and King Yella. I seen her laughing at a joke saying, you sold me for $100. You took that blue strip. Skiy from the non-got to be hurting right now. He's like, cool, I had my old name smeared.

Yeah. There's a thousand videos with titles about me being a rapist. And now you're just cool with everybody besides him, I guess. That's, yeah, and that took a lot of the, wind out of the sales for that accusation for me. I'm like, is this how, I guess you can't victim blame? I don't know what the, I don't know. And maybe Jalise will be in the building for the, I'm hoping that she will be there and that she will take one of the lucky fans home. Just watch out. Record everything like Skinny. Put cameras all over your house. Yes. And you can actually

have sex with Jalise in the no-jumper office where there are cameras everywhere. I'm going to ask you to please have sex in view of the cameras. And you both have to sign a contract. Definitely. And if you're lucky, I might hop in. True. And dope boy might hop in. And To boy might be in there. But no, I was able to holler at her, man. And I was actually more of a fan of her after I talked to her. She's a sweet girl. We had a dope conversation about some possible collaborations.

It was all professional. Wait a minute. So she finally responded to you thirsting out in the DMs for her. She did. I'm more of a fan. We had a real cool exchange in the DMs. We exchanged numbers. and then we talked over the weekend and just talked about some possible

collaborations, some, you know, doing some things and I'm saying, so I let her know I was a fan of her stuff, like, you know what I'm saying? You know, let her know off the rip, like, I ain't nobody trying to hollering that. I was just trying to holler and that. You weren't trying to holler. You were just jokey joke, huh?

Just jokey joke. You would like to make love to her? No, that's not really the angle. But you think she's attractive. You're trying to force me to say she was like an eight or nine. I do think she's attractive, but that wasn't my angle. Like, that wasn't what I was trying to do. Can you give like the fans that are like waiting to see that content?

Like what's a little teaser? Like what's a little teaser? Oh wait. So you recorded your conversation? No, I didn't remember. No, like what you and Jalise may be doing together. Like we made pod together. We may do some other content.

I'm doing some scripted stuff. You know what I'm saying? She wants to get into acting. I will try to link up, link her up with one of my producers because she's trying to do some music. She actually wraps. Cardi B. Yeah, you know. So I'm trying to link her up with my boy day once so he can, you know, get her some beats.

Just trying to help. Just trying to, you know what I'm saying? just be a persistent. So you're playing in the long game. You're going to do a bunch of favors for her, and then maybe by the end of that, you'll have sex with her. Oh, that's not my angle at all.

I'll look at her as the homie. Now you owe me. I've made you rich and famous. I've looked at her as the homie from the crib. You know what I'm saying? Dopey Weinstein. And yeah, I'm just looking to, you know, just add value and help her situation.

So we had a cool conversation. Shout out to her. And we'll see what happens. Y'all might see her pop up on one of my streams. This feels like a fair question. When Doeboe says he's a fan of her, of what? What does she even do? I like her content.

I like her passion. I like how she's very passionate about however she feels. I feel like, you know, I think that that's why I think she would be a good actress because she knows how to activate her emotions really fast. Like in acting, that's what you need to be. Yeah, whether you think it's fake or if it's real. No, I'm just saying. Yeah, just to be able to go there that quick.

It's like a gear. You know what I mean? So that's what I, you know, I see it for. So, you know, that's really what I be trying to do with every. everybody up here. Like, you know what I'm trying to just collab like where I can. Like me and Munchy are potted on the side. Like, you know what I'm saying? I rock with Spody. So I just try to just rock with people that I think are done. But you never got me in the studio with the producer, bro. It's because, you know, I don't got a yeeks like Jalise.

No, we can get a record in. Damn, bro. I'm trying to make a Christian rap song. Let's do one. I'm the next. I'll do it. I'll go rap about Jesus. Man. How about this? Christian Seifor on no jumper. First bar. I'm sliding for Jesus. I'm going to kill the devil. I think if you give that music video a shot when you get a second. It's actually pretty cool, bro. Check it out, bro. You should.

Check it out. It's biased. I'm just not. I'm not going to. I already know. I just feel like it. It just seems like it'll be. Okay.

You know what? You guys, talk about yourself. I'm going to be right back in three minutes. I'm going to watch it. You got to watch the video? I'm going to go watch it. Okay. Cool.

And I know what it feels like to, you know, my sister got saved back in the day and she was listening to Christian rap. She used to make me. turn off my rap say it's worldly music say why are you listening to this worldly music try to get me on it some of it was cool i remember there's like a fake teupac sounding dude that was making christian red that she was listening to i'm like all right this is cool i guess you know a lot of times people like convert though just like go o d into religion yeah she was o d with it when she first now she's balanced out you know she's pretty normal it's just like new vegans like when people

go vegetarian then they're like you're a murderer yeah and then they calm down when they one of the first burger, yeah, and then, like somebody who just got an abortion or something. Right.

Man, that was a dissection of me, man. It hurt. Yeah, I forgot that happened. I was trying to look cool. I think you look dope,

dope, boy. I think you're going to do your thing, man. You just got to see, you know, call the bullshit. Don't even listen to Adam, honestly.

Just stay the same. Just be my, you can only be me. Yeah, what the fuck I can do? Change for this fucking white d- dude? Who the fuck cares about him?

Just stay the same, keep rocking, and everything's going to see all right. That's what I think. Everything's going to see all right. Just never commit suicide, and we're good. You want to talk about the banana situation or you want to wait for a? Oh, yeah, yeah. What was a, I heard something about like you were overseas eating bananas out of prostitutes slash stripper vagina.

So I go to after that. And does that make you gay in any way? Because it's kind of like the dick coming out of the vagina and then you're like putting in your mouth. Okay. But just tell the story first and then we'll get to that. First of all, I go to Amsterdam. Fun fact, Amsterdam, when I thought, because you know how weed has been legal there for all these years, I thought they were going to have some of the most fire as weed.

Trash as weed you ever smoked in your life in Amsterdam. Horrible. I know, I heard it was ass over there. That's what a stress weed. Like, you know what I mean? And I was even talking to some of the people that were selling, they were like, y'all, this stuff is just really for, like, tourists and stuff. Like, you're not going to get out of none of this.

So I go to Amsterdam. We were on a world tour doing comedy and stuff. And so I went out, you know what I'm saying, by myself that night to, you know, go to the red light district or whatever. And so I go to this show and it's so bizarre. They have like shows where like it'll be an audience of people and then people will be on stage having sex and everybody will just watch them have sex. So it's like you guys are paying to be cucks pretty much.

Essentially. Okay. Yes. So we're watching it or whatever. And so I'm watching it and I'm just like, wow, this is intense. Because people were just sitting there eating popcorn in shape, watching somebody up there clap eats. I mean, I guess that's cool.

You know, and so then at the end of it, they wanted like some crowd participation. So this lady was like, you know what I'm saying? Who's going to come on stage? Like, I didn't know. Like who's going to fuck? No, not but just who's going to come on stage like to just be a part of this thing.

Like, you know. Fuck that bitch for me five. Right. But there wasn't, there wasn't a fucking when I went on stage. So they stopped. Okay. So then it's just a chick on stage.

So she was like, who's going to come up here? Da-da-da-da-da. And so there's the chick. I guess in hindsight it did look gay But so she That was the trick Like who's gonna come up

Up and eat this banana No I didn't know that When I went up there I'm just thinking I'm going up there I'm just maybe I'm thinking I might get some yeeks Yeah we're gonna mic up So I go up there

And so she sits down in a chair And she puts the banana But it's like It's still in the pill But then the banana part Is out And then she was like You look like you like

You look like you like to eat healthy Or are you gonna have a bite to my banana? And so I was just like I mean, I'm on stage. I didn't want it to be. They didn't like I went down and fake pet of mine giving her top. I just, I went and I ate a bite of the banana.

No, no way. Where? How did it go? It was inserted inside of her. With the stem on the bottom? Inside of her. Along with the peel and then the banana was peeled like kind of like cartoonly like half. And then it was just out.

And she was like, you're going to take a bite and everybody like, oh. And she put the stem in her vagina. She did. Okay. And then and then you went down. knelt down? Yeah. How did you kneel down?

Go like not, you don't have to do it, but like, did you get on your knees? Did you like, not get on my knees? Hands and knees? No, no, no. I just went down. I mean, because the whole crowd was hypinged up. But did you take one knee? How did you get that?

I just got down and I just took a, I just took a bite of it. And so I just took a bite of the banana that was lost in her vagina. You like, chew your ass up when you ate it? Like, I'm just trying to picture in my head. Wait, okay. Just catch me up. You ate a banana of a stripper's vagina. This is in Amsterdam.

What year? It's in 2020. So this is after the Christian music video that I just watched. Yes. Jesus is true. Jesus is not going on that. No, so it was this show where there were these people on stage and they were having sex in front of an audience. And so then the lady calls, she was like, you know, let me get a volunteer to come up here.

So I don't know what it is, but I'm game. So I go up there. She has a banana. So the dude's gone now. So she has a banana. And it's, think a banana that's peeled, but then halfway taken down. And then she takes this part of the banana that's still in the pill and puts it inside of herself.

And she was like, do you want a bite of my banana? And this isn't in front of a crowd of people. So I just didn't want to make it weird. I'm already up there. I'm just like, all right. And so now I go down and I ate the bite of the banana. Did it feel like you were sucking a dick kind of? No.

That's what I said. No, wasn't. It's like a dick style thing. She just wanted to. It's coming out of there. It's literally dick shaped. And then like, did he like nut in? Or like, because he was just,

and then you're like, She wasn't the one that was actually smashed. Oh, so someone at the banana girls separate from the fucking girl. Okay, okay, that's good to know. That's sanitary. So they used to call me Donana back in the day. That was my nickname. I feel kind of, with all the, you know, C-word talk lately, I'm not going to do any like.

That doesn't stand out to you as a little racist because we all know the chimps and muggies. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I'm not going to even play with that. In the moment, I didn't even think of it, but I mean, maybe. Do you think that's a good point? I mean, Do the builder. So, throwing it out there. So what did, so a scale of one to ten.

Now, lyrics, delivery, cadence, flow, energy. Energy. Energy. What do you think? Just a zero. I was just, obviously, I'm not. A zero. I mean, you know what? You wasn't even going to come in here, I'd be like, I don't agree with it, but you

were spitting that shit. No, no, I can't, like, get into, I'm not going to, like, give you credit for being like a rap on meat or whatever. Like, I mean, obviously, it's Christian rap. It's gayest. But I don't, um, the one thing. I thought was funny is that I think you're like, you're still re-rocking fits from that video.

What fit? Oh, no. You got fits in that video that I've seen you wear. Oh, my, my Bulls jersey? I mean, you know, the throwback. I know some people might, like, buy multiple jerseys throughout their life, but... Yeah, I got to get my gear up, man. I'm on camera a lot these days.

That's all right. I'm mostly wearing, like, our merch, so I'm fine with that. But then also, like, you're rapping about, like, being celibate and shit, which really seems like it stands in stark comparison to eating a banana of a woman's vagina on stage in front of people. Yeah, what happens? How could Jesus ever be cool with that? That's why, you know, I fell back from it because I was just like, man, I'm out here.

Out of girls' vagina. I fell back from it. I fell back from it. I don't know if I'm a spokesperson for Jesus right now. I don't want to be embarrassed in Jesus. Oh, so you fell back from Christianity rather than eating. No. You're like I have to keep having sex.

I think Erica Kirk would probably be like pretty upset about the banana vagina story. Really? I mean, I don't think you would consider. You're never going to. Erica Kirk, bro. Sorry. It sucks. It was really sucks because I actually thought you were kind of in there.

Yes. I mean, you know, it's just like I don't, to me, like, it being Christian rap just, like, makes it so that I can't take it serious in any way. It would be, like, terrorist rap. I've heard, like, EBK J-bo styled Christian rap recently on IG, and I was like, okay, now we're talking, you know? I mean, when you really, if you think about the fact that, like, probably, like, 98% of rappers, are professed Christians, but that Christian rap has never made like almost any dent in the culture.

Aside from, I'm going to give Kanye his props because obviously he's really like, you know, he's involved that. Jesus. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty stunning to what extent, like, rappers and black people professed to be Christians,

but then apparently have like essentially no appetite for that in the music. We got some Muslims out there too, some good Muslims and hip-hop. Yeah, but even that, But it's mostly Christians. Little Dirk is a Muslim. And like, if you listen to a L.

Dirk album, it's probably like 1% of what gets discussed in his bars, right? Which to me, and that is why I really consider the average religious person to be completely full of shit, is because if I was Christian or if I was religious in any way, I would find the existence of a God to be so fascinating, so worthy of conversation. And actually, I said this on a podcast with some Christian Potter. they clipped it heavily. And a lot of Christians were really like agreeing with me and saying that what I was saying was proof about what bullshit Christians most people are. It would be so fascinating, so worthy a conversation that I don't know that I would ever talk about anything else.

But the average Christian person just doesn't really talk about it. I could see that. But it's just like anything else in life. It's like that's how we grew up since we're little kids. It's just kind of like matter of fact, you know, kind of type of thing where it's just like. None of these people really believe it. But that's what we just taught to believe. And you know, I'm saying, it's not like, you know, I'm sure when we're growing up and we're little kids, we're reading it.

But it's like we're not also taking the book like as these literal stories. At least I don't. You know what I'm saying? And a lot of Christians. The quickest way to start arguments is talk about religion and politics. So a lot of times people don't talk about religion to people because they don't want them to feel. I think it's more just the lessons within the like Bible and things like that more than like I think Noah got a bunch of animals and put them on a big boat, you know, type of thing. Right.

And if you really believe. that I was going to burn forever by not taking Jesus into my life, you just wouldn't act the way that you ask where it's like, you know, I don't think you really believe that. I don't think any Christian people really believe that because if you did, you would just be talking about it all the time. I mean, but it's just like your choice is like God gave us free will. So it's just like, you know, we could try to maybe convince you. But if you're an atheist and, you know, I don't know if that's going to happen. That's what they say. Maybe it will. Maybe it won't. If you thought that I was going to be in a car accident in an hour from now.

You would like physically, if you knew that and I didn't believe it, you would grab me and wrestle me to the ground before you let me get in my car. Yeah, but if you were like smoking SIGs, I wouldn't like tackle you and be like, you have to stop. You're going to die in 40 years, you know. But Sigs are like maybe you'll die like, you know, four or five years before you would. But yeah, I think you're going to live a long life and then maybe in the afterlife you'll burn in hell.

I really don't know, but that's just, that's how we grew up. I believe there's like a higher power, but all the religion stuff, you know. Higher power I can accept just because it's just a total generalized statement, but like people who really believe that there's a hell. It's just kind of like, where did anything come from, you know, where did Adams come from? Where did all that? It's just like, you know, that's interesting. That's kind of like its own conversation, but then like the idea that I'm going to burn in hell

because I haven't accepted this Jesus thing. I mean, are we serious here? Like, I don't know. That is something that I used to struggle with and growing up, and I didn't understand that. But, you know, I just... It's like all the religions think that the right one. I just believe what I believe and then just... We got it right.

I just believe in what I believe and I refuse to interrogate it in any way or really even think about it deeply. It's kind of how I'd stick. And you're like, yeah. Like, that is a problem right there. That's the lightest of glazing, but like the way that we'll say, you'll say something. And then we'll say something that is completely in contradiction to that. And you're like, yeah. Because I can't force you to change your beliefs.

That's what you believe. leave so I got to be able to respect to believe. They argue. They don't just immediately roll over and just sort of allow the other person to just like make their point, you know? I got it, man. This is where I'm at. I'm rocking with my Catholics, man.

Yeah. How was your community experience? Was there like, did you feel you left on a good note? Yeah. It was super cool, man. Shout out to AD, shout out Pund, man. They treated me really good. They kind of pressed you.

Yeah, they kind of got on me a little bit. Like, you know what I'm saying? We had some fun conversations, some of, some. some cool things. But yeah, you know, it was, it was a fun time. I definitely, you know, do it again. There was no, no jumper bashing. I mean, they gave me shit because they asked me,

they asked her about the tattoo, and then they asked me if I was on salary, and then they, when I said, no, they just thought that was the most hilarious thing in the world to get a tattoo. They said, per diem. AD has a sidekick tattoo. He was like an iPod tattoo.

Right. Yeah. He's not getting a check from Apple. Shout us. He bought a tattoo. community. I mean, I don't know. I just like, I don't know. I mean, actually, to be fair, like, I didn't really see that much conversation about

the appearance. I don't really feel like they, like, hit too many points that I've been, like, discussed ad nauseum on here. I did notice that, like, that, I think that was the first podcast they've done in a long time that went over 20K views. No, yeah, you put up numbers. What's the name in the back? I've seen. Brandon Lewis. Yeah, Brandon Lewis. He's really funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a good edition. And that's one thing I could say. He's a comic? Yeah, Brennan Lewis.

He was there at the, at the Wild and I think. He was the one that was coaching neon. Oh, okay. I think I met him then, actually. Yeah, he's a cool dude. Yeah, he should have him on there at some point. He's really funny. That's super cool dude.

But no, man, I had a good time over there. It was fun. One thing I can say that was a breath of fresh air. I laughed on that podcast so very, very much. I just had a really, really good time. So I'm hoping that that energy transfer. I feel like we've had some good moments today. We had some good laughs here and there.

You said that you felt like it's intense over here. Like the energy's pretty very like, you know what I'm saying? I just, I just felt like. You're the only person that really gets that treatment. Yeah, I come in. It's pretty, you know, happy-go-luck-like. We're all giving each other high-fives. Hey, guys, what's-all?

Puts me on pins and needles a little bit. But, you know, I'm a professional, so, you know, I just try to work through it. But shit, this motherfucker told me a new ass today. I'm like, God, damn. But I'm just like, you know, I feel like there's been a couple times. times where I like just have had things that it felt like I had to say and then I was just like

you know just I feel like I'm too polite you know it's like I try to like just be chill in the paw and like don't really want to like get into it too much but I feel like I gotta speak on behalf of the community you know yeah not the definitely coming out that uh that shell you're letting them let me know

so not being overly polite that God damn god damn I'm my zest Vapers. Show, that's the dumb. The Zesty vapors. Zeev.

Shout to the ZVs, man. My zesty vapors. We're outside. ZV. Click. Yo. Did y'all see the ditty dick shit? Honestly.

I heard about it from you today. Glad sent me it and I watched like, I was like. They said he got a three incher. Oh, whoa. Really? Because that's what Sly Diggler said in the first. So that's the same video that Vlad saw is what Vlad. Vlad's claiming. So it got leaked somehow. He's saying the dude is saying he doesn't know where it got

leaked. Vlad doesn't know where it got leaked. But it's the same video. I saw like, it's like 50 seconds or something. Well, let's get the doughboy live reaction. Fuck it. Oh, geez. Because I, I have it. It's a, it's a red room, red light. There's a girl giving vicious head to, I assume to be the dude that Vladdiggler. Yeah. And Diddy is walking around. jerk in his little Peter. Wow, let's see here. And it's a pretty crazy looking situation. I believe he has baby oil or something at some point.

Unfortunately, I have the sound all the way down, but what we can see here is Slide Diggler. And, I mean, you got to give it to this woman who I really have never like, so that's Ditty's ass, huh? Yes. Wow. You got like a big. Look, and then he's like applying like baby oil.

Like make sure you get the baby oil in there. She has some big. fake tits and I'm very much in favor of big old fake tits. Oh yeah, look at Diddy's dick. What? Adam Lee. No. No. They said Did he got a micro, bro. Yeah. I mean, you only saw it for a second there? I wonder to leak this. But. It has to be sly. Oh, and there's Diddy putting his hand. Oh, that was it. Because this is supposedly the same video. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, it was the same video that Vlad saw that day when he interviewed him.

And it's because Diddy took his phone thinking it was his and recorded the video. And then didn't realize to later that it wasn't his phone. Wow. How many tapes do you think he still has on deck from all the years? I mean, thousands probably. You would think that he would probably have like destroyed them or put them into like a very good hiding spot at some point along the way. Let the record also show that the, we don't need to discuss this at length, but Val had like, 50k this morning and now has 70k

on Instagram. That video of him fighting has 44 million views. Wow. That might be like the best squabble caught on metal glasses to date. Maxine. Honestly, when I saw that clip, I kind of knew it was going to be that viral. I was like if Vell doesn't have some sort of restriction on his account that prohibits things from going viral, then

that clip is going to be the biggest thing. That's impressive in terms of just fighting. Like you have glasses on. So if you get hit once pretty much, they're flying off. So he didn't get hit once. And then you're just piecing this dude up. Like he's a prime Chuck Liddell or something. And the fact that like I know Val and I know that he doesn't want to fuck me over and he's wearing my metal glasses.

And I know that in his head while he's fighting this guy, he's running another script in his head that is like, do not break these glasses because then you're going to have to give out him like $450 or whatever. and so he's running that in his head as well. I was thinking the only other way that that clip could have been better is if he at some point took the glasses, put them on the other guy and then proceeded to hit him with body shots and like maybe chin check. I'm like,

before the actual glasses but then beat the shit out of him while he's wearing him once they're like staring into the sky. Because as viral as that clip is that the one negative thing is that nobody else, you don't get to see Vell in it. You know, like it would have been cool if he took him off and like sort of did a little selfie probably threw him and put him back on and kept beating his ass. What's really crazy about that shit too, we're going to get super into it tomorrow because Vell's going to come on here.

But the day we went to Vegas last Friday, Vell had a very similar altercation with that guy where that guy ran up on him in a laundromat while he was with the girl. And Vell was actually like telling me about how he was really close to whip the guy. this guy's ass in the laundromat, but he didn't want to go rest it or whatever, so he didn't do it. So that fight, people don't know that, like, that's after like a week of Vell controlling himself because I guess the girl that he's been hanging out with for the most part, that's her baby daddy. And he keeps, like, showing up. He's tripping on Vell. Like, even that, he was going, he was like trying to, like, get into Vell's car. He was, like, messing with Vell's car. And that's what set Vell off. I don't even know how he became aware of it. But I mean, that's got to be the, the, the,

the greatest fight in the history of the No Jumper universe. No, for sure. And he was talking to him while he was whipping his ass, which just made it a hundred times for us. That's what I said. They'll definitely got a mean squabble. He's like, you good? Yeah.

Not good? Good? I'm like, sick. He keeps pounding on them. I mean, the weirdest thing about it, too, is that because of the way that the glasses are, is like you could punch someone, but like, you know, your head turns a little bit.

Yeah. Or whatever. So, like, you don't really see the punch. People thought it was fake and shit. Yeah. But then you see the guys, like, face, Yeah, he's got welts on his forehead and shit.

He looked like he did not want to fight him at all. He looks like he had the fear of God in his face. This type of thing definitely causes people to crash out sometimes. So I just hope that, you know what I'm saying? Nothing more comes of it. If that guy comes and kills you, I'll understand. Yeah, it's just like that. That clip is so viral now for sure every single person who knows that his parents are probably seen that clip.

His ass was out. I was like, Jesus. Well, your assy. Your ass has been out a lot on this podcast in recent memory. I have to say. Well, thank God it wasn't on a deceiving. It wasn't in that context. It better not come out when Spody.

Oh, no. Oh, you better double tie your shirt. Yeah, and you know what's funny too? I've seen non-training, like out of shape Vell knock people out a lot over the years. And now Vell has been doing boxing training multiple times per week. And I know he was excited to, like, demonstrate his skills that he's acquired. Because I don't think Vell ever did any kind of formal boxing training prior to the last couple months and he keeps telling me like every time I see him he keeps telling me like the ups and downs

of the boxing training like he's had very bad sparring matches that kind of made him like question himself and he's had sparring matches where he felt great and on top of the world and to see that clip be kind of like the climate I don't know how they don't just give him nutty like how is nutty like how is this even a conversation like of course he should be fighting nutty of course yeah that's definitely the match to make like I'm not even going I'm not going unless bells on there fighting nutty. Like, come on. I'm not going.

I'm not going to see me. You're not coming to see me? You're going to get a non-time in 30 seconds. I'm going to see Val versus Nutty. But yeah, I've seen the other people that are up for possibly the spot. And nobody's, you know what I'm saying, doing it up like Val. It's not going to be even as fair. Vell's a good matchup for Nutty.

And Nuddy's way bigger than Vell, but Vell got a mean squabble, man. And he's been showing me some of the videos of him sparring and shit. And Vells, he's in shape now. You know, Vail's on the skinny shit. You know, Vell's a problem out here. I'm not going to lie. And it's pretty, yeah, like, even, yeah, I mean, even, like, seeing, like, Vince Staples, like, reacting to his fade was pretty hilarious to me

just because Vince Staples is such a, uh, Long Beach legend who I've never, like, interacted with in any way besides one time awkwardly walking into a bathroom at the same time as him at Def Jam and, like, almost walking into each other. But just to see him showing love, that really kind of, kind of warmed my heart. Yeah, no jumpers been going viral a lot lately. they've been there's been clip after clip he's already at 44 a million that thing's gonna hit a hundred 40 that 40 that fast that's crazy

that's crazy work that's a lot of use and it's just so great too because I don't really think that the AI is going to like detect it as a fight because it doesn't really look like a fight because you don't really like see him punching him yeah because that's what I keep like waiting for is like at some point this fight is going to like lose its algorithmic support by Instagram because it's going to get flagged as a fight and it doesn't at this point really seem like that's going to happen which is kind of astounding

yeah i wonder if like the meta glasses because they're pushing all those videos heavy if you recorded on the metaglasses maybe that's overriding it and they're like this is just good advertisement right here hey you can whip people's ass with our metaglasses on you know yeah you know he had to be confident as hell to fight with metaglasses on he didn't have any fear of getting hit in his face just start recording before he got into it is hilarious borrowed metaglasses And also the metal glasses only record for three minutes. So you have to like start filming and then like whoop his ass quit. It makes a sound when it stops.

But you know, a normal person would probably have a hard time like resetting the filming or paying attention for the noise or whatever. But also like on Twitter, it seems like the community note system is pretty like well established. Like it seems like, you know, for the most part, fairly trustworthy and accurate. There is a community note on this fight, which is normally. normally used to like correct this information and the community note says bro caught a fade that's pretty dope like how did they how did that get through i don't really understand because i i was a part of the like community that you could like put the little community notes and shit on there it's just like

you go on there on instagram on uh on twitter i was on there okay and uh you just like vote it's like a bunch of like a little moderators that get approved and then you vote on if this response is helpful and the information is correct and all these different categories and then it ranks it and then if I guess a bunch of people voted that that was the most useful information that broke out of fate yeah yeah if anybody knows a girl that wants to have sex with me on camera on Wednesday just let me know because we're looking for a plug-book replacement right now dope boy knows a girl I got one for you she's bald

The bathroom unlocked. All right. Are we got anything else to talk about? I'm going to be real. I got to go by... Like, I got to lead by two. Or by one. It is one, I think.

It is 12... 12. It is like one. Look at that. I don't know. Is anything else we talk about before we kind of... We didn't touch the...

The J. This to Jake. Yeah, we don't have enough time for that. We're going to do that tomorrow. Okay. But yeah. Shout out to everybody to watch this. It does feel kind of weird getting on here and doing

like an hour and 45 minute long podcast. There's so many four or five hour podcasts on Tuesday, but... Are we chilling? How are you feeling, though, boy? It's gonna be a rough night. But I am receptive to all the feedback. Josh hit me to do the news on Wednesday, so I'll take my notes and not make it about myself.

Okay. You know, pay attention to the docket, come in with some good views, and just keep... You've brought the word docket to this podcast. I don't know if I really heard that on the word docket. I've heard it, but just not on this podcast. I'll just be like we got some topics. But let me ask you.

How do you feel? Anytime I probably do, it feels kind of good to, like, you know, give you a piece of my mind. But then also it's kind of like coupled with like the depression of like, you know, realizing that the Monday show is currently sort of like not what I believe that it will ultimately be able to be calm. But, you know, I feel like us unloading on you is probably at least part of that, you know? Yeah. And I mean, all I can do is get. better. I don't think I'm going to get any worse. So, you know, chill with all that glazing shit. Listen, have an introspective view on things. Don't just be cookie cutter with my takes.

Listen. Don't cut people off. And I think if I apply those things, I'll be okay. Okay. I'm going to read a couple more donations. Read Robin said Diddy Doboy. Wow. Okay. Michael Mack said, Do Boy is the worst host I've ever seen on this platform. He's not funny and he gives fake-ass person vibes. Zero authenticity. in his bones at all fire him. Jesus. That was intense. TDM Fatka said,

so I guess he's not going to fire him. I'm canceling my membership. Wow. That's fight that. We would love to continue to have you as a member, friend. This shit's funny. X-C-F-3 said,

Jalik going to be at the live show like Denzel at the end of training day. I'm going to put cases on all you bitches. Adam, give members a discount code for the show if DoRilla does stand up. I'm not going. God damn. Rape case on everyone at the live show is hilarious.

Shout out to Dolera, man. Yo, hey, you know what else I'm putting on notice is Astrid. You might be cute, but she didn't know who Bro Rilla was. Oh, Astrid. Oh, wow. Like, listen, I mean, how could you? It's one thing. You got something going on with Josh.

It's kind of like a thing on the news now. It's like if you're fucking Josh and you get to be on the news. I don't know if that's like how he's getting girls, but I mean, that's crazy. How you think Do Boy got back on the news on Wednesday. I can see it. Yeah, I mean, I just told you that in confidence. My bet. I think as much introspection as Doboy has been getting, I think Astrid is going to have to

also be on the receiving end to some of that. She's got to be on next Monday. We're going to grill her all episodes. Maybe it should be a great co-host for this. Yeah. Okay. And then Dave Go Stunner said, Doboy always been a trick since back in the ADD days.

Bro needs to get some real game. He's way too old to be thinking this way. Love doughboy, but damn. What? You was tricking? Man, I didn't. I'd bought a few weeks. Yeah, about a couple weeks.

Well, when he says a trick, I feel like he just means like a bitch, not like a guy who spends money on girls, right? I don't know. I thought a trick was like specifically like your buying pussy. But you didn't say anything about that besides maybe like glazing Jalice a little bit, right? Yeah, I didn't. Okay We read that one Steely Muslim

We read that That's funny Jay said Dobway has some issues to work through But the talent is there Just got to try and keep the focus on you To a minimum Okay Swing of the acts

That dogoa does suck But so does everyone else Adam isn't as good as he thinks He ruined the last Tuesday show And Lush is embarrassing Well W everyone sucks Let's go

You know Presumably they'll be be at least a little bit of dialogue about what happened last Tuesday. But the one thing that I noticed is that I didn't see one person say I was wrong. It was just the way you delivered it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is usually how these things go. But I still, it felt like I was so self-evidently right that at some point. You guys were kind of having two different arguments. But that was the thing is that Lush refused to articulate his argument. True, but also you kept cutting him off when he started to talk because you were just frustrated by him.

things and it was driving me insane honestly he pretty much explained it was like TMZ is in terms of like they report on low hanging fruit rag tag not that they're not credible yeah blah blah blah and then he felt like flaco trap lore having a relationship some type of relationship way and hefe they should have done more due diligence which i still didn't agree with that point but at least you know i guess that's his point yeah um okay ghost dog tv said dough boy turned on his own people for whites in the group chat and they exposed you we don't respect you. Do-boy is skunk. He stinks. The joke was an observational. Damn it. Do not bring it back to that. No, please God. That was probably the low point of you, a sense I've known you.

What? That joke. The joke. Yeah. That's a low point? That joke. That convinced me that you are out of your mind more than anything else that's happened. I thought you were going through something like the 24, everything 420, like. No, I just thought it was. I was. I, I just thought it was. I, I thought it was a funny take. Like, you know what I mean? You were so wrong. Like, it was just so the opposite of funny. Like, I could see where maybe you could get into that idea to make a joke, but.

Yeah, that was just the premise. The baseline. Okay, yeah, the baseline. We would have added more punchlines and layers to it. I didn't want you to just go out and say just that. Yeah, we were supposed to riff off of it. It was just the premise and then we were just going to add layers and add more punchlines. I don't think you could find a comic alive who would tell you that that was good.

I'm going to send it out to someone home. Yeah, send it to Craig Smith. Don't change it. Tell us what he says. I will read it to Craig Smith, and I guarantee you'll follow it as chair laughing the same way we did. I don't know him that well. Maybe that's the effect. But if he's a reasonable thinker, I think that he would probably have a very similar reaction to us.

Okay. When we interview him, we'll do it with it. The real baby Chad said, there'll probably be so many more things by then. But the real baby Chad said, would your daughter at Howard appreciate that joke? This is why I don't like dough. He was cool, but he likes to C-O-O-N too much for the. for me. Shrug, change, bro. I'm in my...

His heart! Yo, shout out to Dr. Umar. He reposting us, man. Shout out to Dr. Umar. We're standing on business. Base God 40, Woody, said, Adam, I'm trying to see where Vell parked his car. I want next. That performance was a week. Hey, hey, find out.

If you want that, then by all means, you should go and get that. But, uh, Mr. John Doe said, I just peeped. I'm John Doe and you, Doe boy. Don't be f*** up the name, gang. I like you N-word, but chill, buddy, Ricky Kay. Damn. Do you think that Ricky should be on the next Monday show? Yes.

I'd like that. There we go. Yeah. That could be entertaining. Me, Ricky, and Do Boy are repotted. Yeah, that's a fun. We had a good time. Yeah, yeah.

That was the best pod. I think I've had with Doe Boy was at one. When are we going to get to see the Krimack episode that you recorded? I'll probably drop it this way. I'll probably drop it tomorrow. That's supposed to be a weekly pot? I don't know. He had hit my boy back.

I don't know. I don't know. I think he might have changed his mind. so I'm not for sure we'll see Krip Mac might change is mine Krip back might change his mind He's not fucking with you

I'm not on anything negative or anything But my perspective Crip Mag is pretty much If there's money involved He's showing up Right You did say you were blood

That might have messed things up I don't think that's going Yeah I thought of him I actually I talked to Krip Mac about you On the podcast that we just did

I honestly can't really remember how it went But You paid him Huh? No Oh Well

Yeah We just worked I mean you know That's normally how it works you just somebody's pal you just bought with Crip Mac you gotta pay him or pay him no attention

Did he say positive things about me? Did he say good things about me? I don't remember But I that's the thing about Crip Mac is that anytime anybody asked me about getting him to do anything,

I'm like he's not going to do anything for free ever. Right. It will never do anything for free. He's about his business even when he was there like he was making a bunch of calls, texts,

he's about his business. He's always doing business. He's a businessman. He's a business man. I don't really know where his money goes but he needs a lot of it to keep things going that much is clear.

Is he going to be at the live show? Definitely not. Oh, okay. You cannot be around. Yeah, C-Mack does a lot of collabs. That's for sure. He pops up on my TikTok on just random people's shit and it's always him doing something crazy and wacky.

Man, this episode was cool, though. We had a good conversation. It was tough. I liked it. You putting a positive spin on it is admirable. This was an amazing podcast. It was good. The intention of this podcast was really to kind of let you know that,

you're hanging on by a threat. You're on thin ice, buddy. And I don't say that to be mean, but it seems like that's pretty obvious to everybody watching, but then you're kind of like throwing a positive spin on it, which is kind of crazy that you'll even glaze a podcast. But thin ice, you could slide across thin ice like toboggins. Yeah, the wise man once said. Yeah, the key word that you said, I'm still hanging on.

That's true. Like, got to look at the podcast. The cat on the motivational posters. Just hang in there. I got a lot of faith in doughboy. I got a goal to survive the year here. That's my goal. And like I said, when Adam left, honestly, just don't change, bro.

Just keep doing your thing. I mean, the perspective of Moose Man is an interesting one because Moose Man is someone who, you know, him being on no jumper consistently on like having a Monday slot is kind of like, if Doe Boy's gone, then it's like a state of chaos. So he kind of like wants Doboy to continue and prevail. For sure. But then at the same time, I think like Moose is not, you know, he can't be ignorant to the fact that like the Monday show hasn't really become what it's supposed to be.

He knows the shows on No Jumber kind of tend to get canceled pretty quickly. Especially the Monday shows. Yeah. Monday has always been a tough day for us. But I do think that like I'm pretty determined to make Monday a thing, even if it's rough, even if it takes quite some time. And I've heard you say this. So that's why I'm not as, you know, like, wiping my forehead. But also, like.

But I still know that we got to pick it at, you know. It can't always be like, you know, my presence on it can't always be a thing because there's just going to be things sometimes that I have to do. You got a nut. Sometimes I have to put shit in my ass, big cartoon dildos. Yeah. And that's not gay. Adam, I really respect the fact that you put big cartoon dildos in your ass. And that that's not gay because it's not a gay because it's not a gay.

guy doing it no matter how cartoonishly large they are yeah yeah cartoon dildoes in the house is definitely part of life that we've all been exposed um okay I'm gonna go uh do birthday stuff with Lena and I'm glad that this was what I did with my day prior to that I'm gonna go and reflect about everything that just happened yeah go have a drink I'm gonna go live in a little bit y'all man's check me out. Moosman 916 on YouTube. Yeah. And we got some real good stuff premiering on the channel as well today.

The Rios interview is premiering at two. Rios. Spencer Pratt is premiering at four. Pacific standard time. And yeah. So go watch those and chat about them on the internet and whatnot. And yeah, we'll see you guys tomorrow for the Tuesday show at 4 p.m. That will also be a member-only experience.

And at some point today, the Dishman. this episode will premiere for non-members because we're gonna get it out the same day and I assume that that will probably be If Spencer Pratt premieres at four Then that will maybe be at five. Okay. And buy a ticket to the live show, y'all.

And definitely June 24th. We want to see each one of you. And how about this for a deal? How about this for a deal? We have a sponsor. Free eighth for everybody who comes. Chee. Think about that.

That means you're smoking it out. You're basically going to the live show for free because I think the tickets are what like 40 bucks maybe 50 bucks and this is some gas a $40 8th is kind of standard today especially if you're going to the smoke shops actually it's a huge deal for

the if you go to the smoke shop I think $80 8th is kind of standard of the smoke shops I want to really know I haven't been to one in a long time but for some gas some super gas and that's what we're giving we're working on free apparel can we smoke in the venue? Yeah that's a question I don't want to say yes because probably

their actual policy is no, but I will say that every no jumper podcast that we've ever done live, including the one in New York and both of the ones in L.A., everybody has always smoked freely in the audience. So I can't promise you that the staff will allow that on that day, but historically, that has always happened. And keep in mind, this is the kind of venue where they do rap shows where in L.A., if you go to a rap show, people are smoking weed in the crowd. There's absolutely nothing. They can't tackle us all. Come on, chat. They can't fuck us all in the ass. Shout out to everybody

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