No Jumper - Experienced Adult Star & Brand New Onlyfans Girl Go To War with Zherka

Episode Date: March 20, 2023

Jenna Fox and Karina, talk to Adam and Zherka about the industry, pretty privilege, stripers and more. ----- 00:00 Intro 0:05 Karina and Jenna react to Zherka calling himself a big deal and saying he's going to milk LA 5:20 Adam remembers trying to holler at Jenna 7:30 Zherka asks the ladies who pays at a restaurant in a les***n relationship 9:10 Karina talks about how surgery changed her life 11:10 Jenna says that she is scared of Dredd despite being scheduled to work with him soon 13:20 Zherka asks the ladies if they had to choose one race to wipe out forever who would it be 15:20 Jenna talks losing her v card while shooting a scene and people telling her if it was marketed right she would've been blown out of this atmosphere 19:00 Karina talks having her first thr33some with her boyfriend 21:00 Adam compares the strip club to prison and Karina speaks on the stripping industry 23:00 The panel discusses flirting at the gym 26:00 Zherka says that the difference between men and women: men would never date a girl that went to prison 27:20 Adam asks the ladies if they think he would leave his wife if he was in BTS 29:50 Zherka asks Karina's boyfriend what's the worst thing she does 31:20 Zherka believes that he's one of the few people left on earth that still enjoys Chipotle 32:00 Adam asks everyone what their last meal would be 33:40 Jenna asks Zherka if he's single and what's his body count and the panel discusses sex vs. head 36:50 Jenna asks Adam about his sex life with Lena and Zherka says that Adam and Jenna have unfinished business 39:40 What would you do if m*rd*r was legal? 42:00 Zherka asks the ladies if they would F Joe Rogan: the ladies say they don't know who he is 44:50 Adam asks Karina what she would do if her boyfriend got in a fight at a bar 48:00 Zherka breaks down the importance of having a pimp if you're in the industry 52:10 Zherka asks the ladies if they think their lives are easy compared to men and the panel discusses pretty privilege 54:00 Zherka and Adam speak on the fitness plans 57:00 The panel discusses: who lies more, men or women? 58:50 Is Fear Factor the peak of Joe Rogan's career? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No jumper, coolest podcast on the world. And today I'm back with John Frickin Zarka. You pretend like I left. Yeah, but to them, they haven't seen us in a week at this point, I think. It's the same clothes, they know. I know, yeah. You're spreading it out, but they know how it goes. Ladies, you care to introduce yourselves?

I'm going to go first. Jinks. I'm Karina Heaven. I'm Jenna Fox. And how did you guys end up here today? I have no idea. The bat signal. went up and it said John Zirka.

Pretty much, yeah. You guys don't know who I am. Honestly. I'm a big deal. That's crazy because one day you're not going to be able to forget who John Zirke is. You're looking, I'm going to have 30 million followers. He's a streamer. Why?

I knew that. You can tell like the energy, the streamer energy. My boyfriend told me. He's a streamer. Ouch, I don't want to be called a streamer. I'm not a streamer anymore. When you stream? We all stream, but I don't think of myself as a streamer.

Streamers are the things that come off your handlebars on your bike when you're a kid. I'm going to milk L.A. dry. Like you're looking at the biggest star. I'm glad that I'm here. You know how I know I'll do this? Yeah. L.A. content creators, they love their weekend. That's why their podcast.

It sucks. This is what you're looking at. This is how you podcast, right? Yeah. It's giving me. Have you noticed when I came here, it got louder? I always think about that. However, if I did some before a podcast,

it would probably be a really, really good, like, 20, 30 minutes to start the podcast and then, like, a huge energy dump at some point. Yeah. It would be the best and the worst. Because the problem is that everybody who's watching the podcast would probably, like, think that your unstable kid energy was, like, kind of weird. It would look more stable. They'd be able to tell.

After 20 minutes, you're supposed to do another rip. Yeah, but it looks more stable. You're not supposed to crash. You can't pause the... The way most people do, that 20 minutes is going to be tough. People are going to be staring to the clock. Count it down.

Do you ladies participate in... I used to. It's bad. It's such a bad bug. So bad. But I mean, it's addicting. You know, is the only drug that in a split second you can hit a cop in the face and ruin your life.

Like, there's no drug that will give you that impulse. Would get me there. You feel like Superman. I don't know nobody Nobody punches a car You suck a copse on you're gonna punch a cop on Is that? I know people

Oh yeah Yeah I know people like Yeah I feel like More aggressive And I'm like You're more lovable

That's some gangst You take an E pill And then you go do a drive-by I've never had this See thing That's just Could you imagine yourself Shooting to somebody's house

I heard a lot of the drill guys That's what I do Remember T Grizzly used to talk about that. You can't do this without no money. And I'm like, how the fucking killing people on me? That's the love drug. I've only done it's a fun. Really? I've only done my life when I was with a girl and wanted to have a real good night with her. So, hey, I got some, let's get into it. I have for the guy on shrooms. Really? Yeah. That was crazy. You took advantage of him.

No. He was on shrooms too. Shrooms. Yeah. Trumes make humans pathetic and weak. They're literally. tried? No. You've seen the last of us? I've never in my life.

I've tried all. I've tried rat poison. I've tried cognitive enhancers to become smart. I've tried everything when I used to go through my face. The one thing I never with is psychedelics. And you guys will only believe me when I'm the richest dude in L.A. You'll be like, oh, that's how you do it. Why haven't you tried?

It's a psychological operation. The Central Revolution of the 1960s, right? They got you into psychedelics to fracture your minds. And you guys ate it up. It's a CIA operation. What you tried at once. You know what the CIA, you know what the government hates you doing? Because that's how revolution starts.

That's how revolution starts. A lot of great art has been made on. Really? By people who are able to control their lust for it, you know? I know. But one thing that I've noticed is you do sketch better when you're high, you know? Sketch? Sketch.

Like all that artsy stuff. Oh, no. Yeah, you can do that on shrimp. Or like for music, a lot of people say it helps their music. You know what I mean? I can see it. I find that so dumb. Really?

I'd be so lost in the head. Just trying to play guitar. I think the vast majority of rappers I interview is like the thing when they're in the studio. Like it's not happening unless they're smoking. That's pretty much the main thing. Lean is popular, but not. But Lean is so expensive and hard to get that it's kind of like a different category. I feel like.

Lean is the most addictive thing. That's the, you know, like. actually a really weak opiate. I've heard this, but I've never had a problem with addiction and stuff. Like people are like, how can you do drugs and not spiral and stuff? And I'm like, bro, that shit costs a lot. I'm not doing it when I was broke, right? But Lean was the first time I gulped something and I started calculating how many,

how many jobs can I take up to fund this lifestyle? Like where I got syrup every day? And then my buddy taps me and he's like, hey, that's liquid heroin. That's why it's so good. And then that's, I was like, whoa, bro, that's, you know, downers or for losers. I was like, holy, it's liquid heroin. Is it really liquid heroin? You know what I think about when I look at her is? It's how weird it is that I used to holler at her when she was a porn star and I was just a random guy. And then now, like, I'm actually

like in the porn well, I'm sorry, I know, so there's nothing to do what you were saying. But it's just like, damn, it must be, it's not really that weird for me, but it must be weird for you to be like, damn, this guy just started doing porn, wow. No, really. I got to fuck your wife. Yeah. Oh, wow. I didn't she's like you yet, though. I know, isn't that crazy? It's, yeah, so weird. It feels like we should have done in a while ago. Can a woman really fuck someone?

With a strap. Wait, what? I bet she could fuck me. Not like in the but, like, but she could hop on, give it a twirl. Is the, you know what I wonder? Is the scissoring thing real? Do people actually scissors?

Yes, it feels good. Really? Oh, because she's a lesbian, that's why. Oh, I forgot. It's bisexual. Okay. It's dumb and porn, but like, if you have a nice, fat, juicy pussy, and you're, like, rubbing each other,

you can't do it with a skinny pussy. Really? So, if you should. It's tucked in and don't work. You can't do it with the bony pussy. You have to do it with juicy pussy. So you get a good grind. See, this is how you're going to find all about what the heathens are doing.

Yes, I'm studying up close. I've scissured and it just doesn't feel good for me. Really? Yeah. Like, it just feels like sandpaper. Damn. It does seem like a random thing to rub your vagina against just another vagina. Just a little light movement.

It seems like it was more like the idea, like just that position. No, it's just fun Just to like sit there I think it just like If you ever try to watch gay porn Like or like No, it's being porn It's so weird

They're just like They'll spend like 10 minutes Just like licking each other's boobs It's just like whoa You all really trying to fill the timeline up right here I'm sure Yeah I do like getting my tits sucked So

I'm sure a lot of girls do But it just feels like it's kind of like Over-emphasized in lesbian porn because they don't have that many things to do. Notice, remember last time when I said lesbians went extinct? She said she's by. There's no one who ever claims lesbian anymore. Bro, she's 80-20.

Do you know any girl who says the lesbian? Would you date a girl? I have. Really? I've dated women since. Who pays? Who pays the last relationship with a guy? Who pays at the restaurant?

Who's the top? You guys just stare? I think it depends on if you invited me out or if I invite you out. But are you the man in the relationship for saying? No, I wear lingerie. Okay. So the other one doesn't? No, no, no, I like lipstick girls.

I want to wear lingerie with you. Wait, wait, wait. Who ends up being the top femme? You wrestle. You fight for the top. It's like a power play. Imagine what America would be like as a country if the president and the vice president

were like kind of constantly bickering about who was in charge. That's how I imagine a lesbian relationship. No. That you're describing. I feel like it's better to have a signed hierarchy, don't you think? You might as well date a guy. That's not a bad idea.

They say lesbian relationships are the most violent. Really? Like they beat the shit out of each other. Oh, yeah, fuck each other up and not, like, cops can't, like, really. Yeah, like a guy can't hit a girl, but a girl can hit a girl. Yeah, we fuck each other up. That's the worst. I feel like women are not predisposed to violence in the same way that men are.

I would assume that gay dudes are beating the fuck out of each other. No, they're called. No, they're called gay. They're happy. That's what it means. I think those are kind of. The relationships are typically. great, but like, if I catch you cheated on me, I'm going to beat your ass in front of the other

girl. Gay dudes are low testosterone males and lesbians are high testosterone women, right? I don't know. I think on average. That wouldn't make any sense because gay guys fuck a lot. You can't fuck a lot if your libido's shot. I honestly don't know. That was just my guess.

I had a phase ones where I was going through like. Phase clan. Who are you? Me? We gotta get to know you. I'm Karina Heaven. Oh. Where did you come from?

Like, how close are you guys? Me and hers? Yeah. We just met today, I know. Laura's mad funny. Laura, Laura knew that she had to set up a fourth debate, and she just hit up different chicks that she knew

and didn't bother to, like, have any kind of synergy, but I respect it. It's okay. Aw, thank you. You're hot, too. We should scissors. Yeah, we should scissors. Well, if you have a fat pussy.

I do. It's embarrassing sometimes. She's got my tits done. Really? Yeah. I thought they were natural. No, they're fake. I was like a 34B and I, like,

I was like, I need to get my tits done. I used to be a stripper. It changed your life? Yeah, for real. It was like a big investment for sure. Because I was a stripper and I had no ass or boobs. And so, like, once I got them done, I saw money coming in. Like the money just changed right away.

Yeah, it's sad, but I mean it... We had a girl on here the other day and I was just thinking like, damn, I think you're way hotter now that you got your boobs done. It kind of makes me feel like a lame. But it's like, it's in my head. It's like, okay, like I'm looking at you when you're in the room more now. Yeah. Because tities are the new BBL.

Yeah. I think BBL is the new titties. Titties have been around way longer. No, it changed recently. A lot of small tick girls have gotten really big porno titty. I hear like natural is better though now and days. Natural tits? Yeah.

Yeah, but if you, a lot of chicks can get fake tits and have them look good. Like girls who have like natural tits that look really good that people want to see is like, I feel like that's less common. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. You're the guy, so.

I don't know. I can't predict the trends. I can't guess the trends. I don't know. I don't know. I like all women. Do you like John Zerka? Does he fall into the 20%?

I can see he's got something down there. You did. Oh, see, because I... This is the great myth, and I love it. It's a myth. It's actually... You were doing a podcast the other day, and I had to stop the podcast to be like, bro, I can see your cock out line.

Bro, I'm not going to say what it was. He's looking like Dredd over here. No, I can't do Dred. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't get fucked by him. No. The next best thing is John Zarko.

It works, but no. Do you say that he's the Kosovian dread? It's like giving birth. Like, no. But you never tried it. You don't know. I'm going to try it on the fourth. On the fourth.

On the fourth of April. Wow. But I'm so scared. Would you work with Dred? Who's that? Oh, see, she's brand new. She don't know what's going on. I'm not mainstream.

She's not a real porn star. So what do you do? You're just strictly only fans? Yeah, strictly only fans. I want to become mainstream, but I'm so scared. Really? So scared. I feel like so intimidating.

Wait, what's mainstream? She means doing real porn. Like real porn. Oh. So we have a great, like, discrepancy here because she's been doing real porn for like 10 years. Okay. Well, if you've been doing it the whole time that I've known you, plus I assume a couple years before that, then the day of near 10, right? Eight years.

Eight years, okay. So you were like fresh, new in it when I met you? Yeah, probably. You hit this? We were supposed to. He canceled? No, because. No, he was sick.

Oh, on Plug Talk. Yeah, you were sick, were you? Oh, I thought you were talking about before porn. Because I was hollering out. I was trying to, like, swim up in her DMs and shit before porn, and then all of a sudden I get into a relationship. Yeah, that happened. Wait, how does that work?

Then, how do you do porn? What do you mean? How do you fuck women? You're in porn. Yeah. Yeah, I'm talking about like seven years ago, like when I first met my girl, around the time that I met my girl, I had been hollering at her on Twitter or whatever before that. You guys been together seven years? Yeah, buddy.

Crazy, right? Whoa. So cute. So cute. No, free Adam. Free Adam. I've been locked down too long. What are you talking about?

She's beautiful. But you guys get to fuck bitches together. I know, but I need to be out these streets. She makes them be tested and shit. I need to get out here and roll the dice. I'm trying to roll the dice, right? But I never had a SDD and it's all like on the porn world. Yeah, it's common.

Yeah. I don't know. Anyway, you had some, like, brilliant idea that you wanted to tell them before we got started here? Yeah, this is kind of from my thing. But if you ladies, don't be pussies. If you ladies, if you ladies had to pick one race to wipe out of existence. Oh, shit. Don't be a fucking coward.

Don't do that podcast coward shit. You were so excited to ask this. Isn't that great? It's a great race. Let's start with you. You're more nervous. Because I don't know what to say to that question. Why don't you like Indians?

What? I didn't say that. You said that. I didn't say that. Well, okay. I'm Indian. I kind of think you have to pick like the least populous race, right? Because that would be the least. You have to go for white.

The smaller genocide is better than the bigger genocide, right? You have to pick the one that comes to your mind first. No, I think you've got to pick the smallest one. Because would you rather be responsible for killing 100,000 people or like 10 million people? Depends. It sucks. but I'll go with the 100,000 if I have to. And what counts as a race?

I feel like a race is a social construct. When it comes to like rounding people up. That's fine. Everybody's going to be like, no, no, no, not me. Black, Chinese, white, Hispanic. Indian. I feel like I'm going to get canceled if I say it. That's why it's a, that's good.

He's going to be canceled for asking the question. I know, but I don't know. Should I just say N. Holy shit, that's a good one. You can't say that. She said N.A. like, not applicable. Oh. You took it in a state of American.

I thought she's in North America. Oh, no. That's not saying that. North America is definitely not a race. Like, I plead the fifth. Wow, get girls on the podcast and then just ask them who they want to wipe out. You're a fucking visionary, Zerka. I like seeing them squirm.

It's good podcast energy, right? I'm not scared. She didn't even think about answering it. Actually, you could. You could say white people. Fuck it. Yeah. That's what I was going to say.

What if you couldn't pick that? What did you think of? That's the one that she picked, though. Yeah. Aren't you the one who told me that you lost your virginity in a porn? Yeah. Oh, really? I was thinking about that the other day.

We had cupcakes and ice cream after. Okay. Can we get into the story just because it was on PlugTuck, and I feel like a lot of people haven't heard it, and John Zark is going to shit his pants, because this is like one of the, this is probably the craziest thing anyone's told me when it comes to doing porn in my estimation.

It honestly, when I talked to people, when I first came out to L.A., they said, had it been publicized right, I would have blown up just on that story alone. But because it was in Miami, ratchet-ass city, it didn't get publicized the way it was supposed to. Doesn't count in Miami.

Yeah, you need a PR firm. But I was there first. Because I remember seeing a girl like auctioned her virginity off on eBay and it was this big viral thing. And I don't even know if she ever ended up doing it. But she wasn't like a porn star either. It's a normal girl. Yeah, or she like didn't intend to become.

Because that's how you really blow up as a porn You have a crazy introduction story, and then you just keep going from there. The whole fuck has a PR when they're, like, being scouted at fucking, what's that Twin Peaks? Like, who has that kind of story? But you could be like Carmen Carma and just go on a bunch of podcasts and tell the grossest stories you can think of and boom, that like gives you like a, she's like had like a second life in her career off of just being nasty as fuck on podcast. But she's nasty in general.

Yeah, no, she's not faking it. I think they could tell. How do you feel about this? Okay, what led to you losing your Virginia on camera? I had only slept with women before. I gave blowjobs to, like, boyfriends and stuff, but we never fucked because I was afraid of getting pregnant. So then the, I think it was the owner of Reality Kings saw me in a Netflix movie,

flashed my titties. And he's like, you ever thought about doing porn? And I was like, yes, let's do it. And I went to set the next, well, went to casting the next day. And then I was like, well, I've never fucked men before. Can you put me with a girl? And he was like, well, you're in Florida and when we only do boy girl scenes. And I was like, okay, so kind of forced into doing it.

So I did it. It's demonic. What the fuck? Wait, did you like it though? Like, was it? No. It didn't feel, like, it didn't feel good. I didn't know what I was doing because I had never fucked.

Did the guy know he was taking a virginity? Yeah, I told everyone on set. I think I've taken like three virginities in my life. And they all just really stand out to me like, wow, that was a crazy experience. It was, it was nothing. I remember the guy because he was like a really good friend when I was in full. Florida, but it was a stupid scene. It just wasn't romantic or anything.

No blood. It just was like boring as fuck. Oh, that sucks for your first time. I didn't give a shit. Okay. Yeah, the fact that you don't care is why it's probably why nobody else made a big deal out of it because you didn't make a big deal out of it

because you didn't give a shit because you already knew you were probably going to do porn for the rest of your life, right? No, I wanted to get in, fuck Julia Ann and then get up. Who's that? Julia Ann's legend. Did I don't know? Really? Yes.

And you did fuck her? Yeah. And then you just kept going. Yeah. Now you're still here. I mean, there's so many hot girls and like nice size boyfriend guys. Yeah. Wow.

It's just, yeah, I'm still here. What do you think of that? The first story was wild, but that blonde thing, that was okay. What blonde thing? That was her name? Julie, I am. Oh, that she hooked up with some random woman. Well, she got her crush, she said.

I just think losing your virginity on camera is like one of the craziest things I could ever think of. Ain't nothing like piping your crush. You know what I mean? When you're like thinking about someone for a year? Yeah. I used to have dreams about that woman. See what I mean? See?

That's real weird, but I was like, I'm true. Did she block you? No, we're best friends. I used to live with her. I manifested that. That is the crazy thing. I've had girls that I like used to beat off to poop on me. I've had girls who I used to beat off to squirt all over my couch.

Adriana. You know, it's just, you're doing anal. Sometimes you get a little nothing to me. Oh, okay. I think he has a poop. This is what you have to confront if you're going to decide if you want to get into the game or not, is you're going to have to decide. Do I want to get poop on my leg?

It might happen. I just had, like, my first threesome with my boyfriend the other day. How was it? You should have finished? It was fun. Not threesome, but like blowjob threesome. Really? I couldn't get to the, I couldn't cross the finish line. What does that mean?

I couldn't, like, I got so scared. I got scared and shy. Wait. I was planning another threesome with him, and then I was like, I don't know. So you and another girl attempted to suck his date together. We did, and he finished, but I don't, is that like a threesome? I mean, it's a three-wave low job. Yeah, it's like a half-threesome.

Yeah, I guess I wouldn't say you're all the way to threesome, but it's a threesome type thing. I mean, that's a normal part of any threesome, you just do more afterwards, right? Damn, so what was the problem? And why are you saying you didn't complete it? I got shy, I got scared because I was like, oh, this is my man. I'm like, well, I don't know. So you started beating the shit out of the other girl? No.

No. What did you do? I enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it. I thought it was hot. But you started to get jealous. I got it like a little bit after. I was like, I don't think I could do that.

After he already came, you got jealous. Really? A little bit, just a tiny bit. But I was like, uh, it's kind of sweet. What was it? Was he not properly distributing the dick? No. He seemed a little bit more interested in the other girl?

He was just fine. He actually came on my. My face first. Aw, what is sweetie. That's sweet. But I just, I don't know. I couldn't. Maybe I'll do it next time.

You know what it's like? It's like being a boxer. You just go out there. Your first fight, you're going to be so nervous. But then by the time you get to your 80th fight, it's whatever. It's fucking nothing. You already had your face pounded in a bunch of times. Your feelings won't get hurt on threesome number 80.

You said you've stripped before, yeah? I used to be a stripper. Do you got hands? I got hands. Yes. Seems like you can't fight. Yes, I can't. You learn to fight in the strip club?

No, the girl, the sweet one at the strip club gets beat up. This girl gets beat up by the other girls, right? Not all the time. We're the crazy ones. Yeah. I'm sweet, but like, don't fuck with me. There was a girl that touched my money before and I was like straight to her face. I was like, don't touch my fucking money.

In the strip club, that's where you have to learn to be tough. It's like prison. You have to have to skin. Yeah, the industry is pretty crazy for sure. You just show up and there's just a bunch of. of bitches are egotistical as fuck they already think they own the place sometimes they're dumb bitches sometimes they're smart bitches sometimes they're just bitches that just don't care they they don't like new girls yeah there's new girls from everywhere for sure where'd you grow huh

where'd you grow uh i'm gonna say chino or L.A L. L.A. Chino okay yeah so you're not in a gang no no you're in the streets in general though like sex wise you ever saw a eight ball no like you ever hustle no no just trying to figure out like what kind of lives experience experience you had. Huh? Where's Chino? Chino is like by. Chino Hills, right?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like O.C. type of shit, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. There's a million little hubs out there that you really don't have to go to. This all falls under the umbrella of the O.C.

Yeah. I just stay in the Valley. Yeah. That's where the porn star should stay. I say. You go down the O.C., they're going to arrest you. Me? Really?

Just anyone. Oh, okay. Why? Because you do porn. No. No one knows that I do porn. No one knows. Well, yeah.

Everyone knows. But like, if I'm like at a bar, no one's going to notice me. It doesn't feel like that right now? Yeah, it doesn't feel like that right now. Actually, I got a couple people who have noticed me at the gym. But what do they say to you? They don't, they just message me like, hey, I saw you at the gym. Oh, yeah.

You're a pussy. That's what John Zucker does. He'll DM you afterwards and be like, yo, I was watching you on the squat rack. That's fucking incredible. That's exactly what the guy is. Really? Oh, Lord. I'm just like, what?

I hate those guys who talk to people when they're working out, like to pick up. Really? You like to be approached at the gym? I don't. Honestly, no. I've got an approach before. I'm just like, bro, I'm trying to work out. I find it creepy.

I hate when girls come up to me at the gym. If they're trying to be flirtatious, yeah, it's creepy. But if they're just trying to, like, talk to you and have a conversation. When girls try and pick me up at the gym, I hate them. Girls pick you up at the gym? Yeah, because, oh, you don't, I'll show you. But check this out. I'm trying to, like, get the blood away from my cock into the fucking biceps.

And they start flirting and shit. I go, dude, I got like one hour to get this shit done. You know, but they won't flirt with me on the parking lot. Only, only in the parking lot is kind of like suspect because it's just you in the parking lot. That's a little harder. I kind of feel like when I'm working out is when I'm at my worst. What? Sweating.

I'm out of breath. I'm just like, I'm wearing yesterday's clothes. I got sweatpants on, whatever. Like, I'm just like, I don't feel hot. in that moment. But I guess like the more I get used to working out and the more I feel like I'm actually like doing good in the gym, when I think about being fat in the gym back in the day,

there was no fucking way I'm hollering in anybody because you're in straight up like survival mode. Like I'm gonna die if I don't do this bench press. They respond to pheromones. When you're sweating, they wanna be around you more. Do you like guys who stink? No. No, absolutely not.

I don't think any girl does. Let me tell you something. So back in the day in Texas, like 2008, there was this dude I knew and we used to work out in the mornings together, right? And he did crazy-ass cross-fit type workouts back then, right? So I would be drenched after like an hour and a half of working out with this dude. And then afterwards, he would always want to go to the strip club and get the fucking lunch buffet or whatever, right? And so, and this is Austin, right? And I'd be like,

yo, I got to go take a shower and get cleaned up before I can leave the fucking house. I'm disgusting right now. He'd be like, bro, trust me, you're good. We walk in there, these girls, they're going to feel the fucking aura coming off of you. They're going to fuck you. That's so gross. And we'd be in there just, and I'd be, like, I think I took a shower. I don't think I ever actually went there without a shower. But he would be in there hollering at girls, fully talking to them.

I don't know. Maybe I was just giving off like fat guy stank at the time. No, girls love guys who smell like shit. No. No, I'm telling you, yo. As a stripper you put up with it. No, I have OCD. I need you to be clean.

No, no, but think of the drug dealer in the city that gets all the chicks. That guy smells like shit, bro. Like a striperer. You don't like drug dealers? I'm not trying to get shot up. She's Canadian. She don't have the right, the same principles that we grew up with.

No. To us, the drug dealers are the heroes of society. Women love... You ever seen the wire? You guys love drug dealers and criminals. And murderers, and murderers.

But look at the boys in the room. We never date a bitch out of prison. Oh, hell no. Never. Isn't that weird? That's the difference from men and women. You'll never see a dude date a girl out of prison.

But you guys will fight for the kids. will fight for the guy out of prison. Am I wrong or are there no hot chicks in prison? There's been a viral photo. Oh, yeah. When I'm watching prison reality shows and they show the women's jail, I feel like I never see a chick

that I'm like, oh, she's bad. Like, acceptable at best. Right, but if there was, like, they would want to put the hot chicks in front of the camera, right? I don't think so. They want to show you that prison life is like shitty. Every TV producer in the history of television

wants hot chicks on camera. Their careers depend on it. If there's a hot check in the prison, I'm just saying they're going to find them. I don't see a lot of it. I think the hotter you are, the less likely you are to commit crimes. That's why everybody's surprised when they see like a hot mugshot type chick or whatever, right? That is true.

Whoa. It shocks us. Why would you break the law if you're hot? Whoa. That's why the mugshots are so rare when the girl's pretty and shit. Whoa. Yeah. You didn't have to do that.

He's on to something. And with dudes too When they see the super hot guy You got arrested for murder It's like girls get really interested In this because it's like If I looked like fucking Fabio I mean I wouldn't have to podcast

I also probably wouldn't have to Kill someone for money or whatever That one guy became a model I know Lucky The one with all the time Oh yeah he ditched his girl He ditched his girl right after he popped off

That was fucking hilarious His girl of 10 years He ditched her And she like Wrote a whole thing about it Do you guys think Do you believe in me that if I became like a worldwide sensation,

like if I became, if they recruited me to join BTS, do you think that I would have the resolve to stay with my girl and not find a Korean wife? You've been with her for this long? Yeah. I know, but I haven't been in BTS yet.

You have a kid together. Yeah. But I haven't had a kid while I was in BTS. I don't think you'd be a BTS. I see you with like machine gun Kelly or something. Okay. That's complicated. That's a dude.

Okay. Oh, okay. So like MGK is going to change to MGM. K and Adam's 22. Like, we're a fucking duo. Have you met him? It's a whole thing.

I'm so glad you guys don't know about it, but yeah. He hates me. Why? Because I made fun of his music. Long story short, I think. I don't know. He smacked the mic out of my hand at Rolling Loud. Really?

He approached me, walked across a field, and, like, came towards me. Super tall, skinny pink shirt. Yeah, he's had that black flag album. That was pretty good. I don't listen to his music. Is he still dating? No. She left him because she burned all his possessions.

You don't remember this? No. What? It just came out. She was weird to shit. And then she denied that it was because of cheating. I think it was on Valentine's Day, wasn't it? No, it was on Super Bowl.

It was during that. I'm turning it to Zerga. I said it was on Super Bowl instead of like, it was during the Super Bowl. Is that how I thought? Are you being racist, bro? I mean, you know, I feel like you kind of like jam words to get like that.

This is how he treats the immigrant employees. Improper like plurals and stuff like that. Anyway, so you guys, is there like party? that just wants to jump across this fucking table and just bang Zerker right now? Not right now, but like... You think you could get there?

Yeah, he's a doorful. He's tall. I like tall. Yeah. She's short. How tall are you? Five, six. Yeah.

Oh, I'm five, three. I'm short of them. I know. You got nice teeth, though. Thank you. Oh, wait. Like right now? I can pull them out.

They're as real as your boobs. Oh. They're still nice, though. You pay them. for him. Yeah, but, so you guys like me? Yeah. He's just like, wait, where's that? You guys have to answer my question. I feel like, yeah.

Zerka, are you like losing some of the scheme to tell them that they're heathens and that they're going to go to hell as a result of their sex workerism? You're going to hell, ladies. You're going to hell. You're going to hell for your sex world. I was trying to get compliments at him. Listen, you guys are going to hell, but you guys are in our prayers. We're on our fourth one of the day.

So it's like we kind of in it to a certain. an extent, like, maybe the purpose is being a little bit jumbled up. It's like we have a rock tumbler and our purpose is getting a little rounded out. These are the only girls who brought backup. Well, she brought a boyfriend, yeah. Yeah. So we're in trouble. Are you guys dating? That's her boyfriend. Yeah. She's telling all these erotic tales about sucking his dig and he's just sitting right over there like, yeah. That's right. You enjoyed it, huh? What's the worst thing she does? Like, farts. She farts on the regular. Don't fucking out me.

That's rude. Always late and can't figure out where to go. Damn, you sound like a nightmare. Apparently, supposedly, my outfit for today wasn't to his standards. Well, it was too sexy or not sexy enough? Too sexy or not sexy? What, he said, change? He just wanted you to make a decision.

I had a neon outfit that had a stain on it. He was like, just wear it. And I was like, I can't. There's a stain on it. So I had to wash it by hand. But in the dryer, didn't dry in time, so I put this outfit on. That's what's so weird about the woman brain is that it's when you guys are trying to find a place to eat, it starts loading and loading and loading. It's so weird, dude.

It's like, why? If we asked you what you want to, okay, what do you want to eat right now? Burrito. Oh, for more. Damn. Oh, I like Chobo. You know, I think I'm the only guy on earth who likes Chippoldlet. I like Chabotel.

I fucking love Chiboteley. I think I need to stop getting sour cream on the burrito bowl. Why? It just makes the whole thing like you're eating a fucking frosty or some shit. This is too much. You're going to have a dry burrito? Yeah, because after, I think you're right. Because I think I'm dairy intolerant.

And I think whenever I eat a Chipotle burrito bowl, my ass the next morning is like, okay, we got to get this out. I'm sorry I asked. What the fuck. I don't know. I mean, I like the burrito bowl. But I can think I don't anymore. I don't anymore.

No, yeah, I could think of like burgers, fries, hot dog. What's your death row meal? If you were on death row, your last meal. Oh, uh, fish. Crawfish? Seafood boil. Yeah,

fish is kind of gross. Seafood is so gross. I love seafood. burgers are gross. I probably get Popeyes. I like Popeyes, yeah. Poppies? Poppies of all things?

I don't know, man. I got to drive by it every day and I don't get it. And I'm eating these fucking salads. And I just want it. Korean barbecue? Okay, maybe some better fried fries. chicken, but I'm going to be honest with you, like, if I'm in a jail in fucking Texas and they're about to execute me, they're not going to go get some exotic fucking fried chicken from the

other side of the country or whatever. I'm going to have to get whatever is it within like a 10, 20 mile radius at most. Whatever's on Postmates, that's your last meal. They say, okay, here's Postmates. It's hooked up to the jail credit card. I just slip my thing right there. That's got to be fucking terrible. You're over here, like, thinking about your last meal for years.

You can't even taste it. If it's your last meal, you're thinking of other shit. That's the whole thing, though, is like, what's the fucking point of your last meal when you're going to be dead 20 minutes late? I know. It's like a comfort probably. Yeah, maybe. But how much is comfort matter when you know you're about to die? I feel like at a certain point, I would just give up.

Give up hope. This got dark. I want to die. Anyway, so you guys have any questions for Zaraka? Are you getting questions for them? You ladies first, of course, so you guys can ask. single? Oh, straight to

mingle. She's like, she's gonna jump across the table. I. You got hose, bitches? Yeah, I guess that's single, yeah.

Wait, what's your body count? Woo! Yeah, that's a good question. It's like very low, but head count on the headless horseman.

Like, I got so, such a high. That's not a good thing. I don't care, Adam. I'm happy about that. No, you want to be the head full horseman. What does that mean?

Headless? means he has no head off. You want to have head. Sex or fucking. I mean, sex or head. He's a head, head, head, head, head. He's a head doctor. Really?

He can work out great. You know, all men believe head is better. They're just polite. No. Really? What? I'm looking over there. Like, is that true?

I'm getting into trouble. Not right now. If you gave me head, cool. I would feel like I owned a percentage of your soul now, to be honest. It would be a little bit of that vibe. Like, every time I've seen you for this in my life, it'd be like, damn.

I remember when my dick was in her mouth. That's crazy. But if I feel your vagina, that's a totally different level of me just feeling like we. Yeah, like, it's good inside. It's gushy. It's just, you know, there's fluids in there. And it's not just like, oh, we had sex. It's like the quality of a vagina is basically something where like, you know, if you took your shirt off,

I'd be able to tell you what your tits are like or how good your tits look. The vagina, like, I'm not going to know. like how good the pussy is until I actually fuck. And that's like a big deal. Like that's not the same thing as like, oh, she has a nice butt. You can't say, oh, she has a nice vagina or like the interior walls unless you've done it. You can say she has an ugly one. Okay, that's a different thing, though.

Because a lot of pussies can be ugly and they can be hidden. Yeah. And then sometimes that shit's all tucked in and then it's still loose once you get in there. But the point is head is not 80%. This is 99%. submission. Head? You think, bro.

Can you come to head? Can you come to head? The most legendary headgivers of our time are the most active headgivers. Tiana Trump got her reputation off the fact that she's doing things. She's musing her hands. She's creating a spit web. She's fucking blah, blah, blah. Like jamming it down it though, wiping it on her face.

All these things like, that's the crazy thing about getting head from a normal chick is that she'll start to suck your dick. you should be like, yeah. And you're just like, what the fuck? Like, this is not, that's not how it's supposed to be. I heard guys sometimes don't like that sloppy topy. Yeah, gay guys. I don't know. For me, I'm down.

I want the more extreme, the better. Down with the blob. Whatever looks good on camera for the most part. If you get saliva is also good for real life, right? Like, for head. Like, granted, there's mad sex positions that you would hate, but that would look really good on camera, right? Yeah.

I'm fucking you while you're, standing on your head. Probably look cool. I'm not doing it on a Sunday. Right. Ridiculous. Well, like, it looks cool. But when it comes to head, like,

I don't know, but like, sometimes girls do be deep-throding and, like, jamming the whole thing down there, and it's kind of like, okay, like. Chill out. That's enough. Okay, cool. What do you like on an average?

I don't know, because you guys work a lot, too. So I'm like, what do you like on an average just at home? You and Lena. Oh, yeah. Damn, that's personal. This is what we do. Yeah.

How do you guys spice it out? I go to my phone and I type in sex playlist and then I put it on some modern R&B shit. I don't know what the fuck it is. And then we just take it slow. We make out rubbing on each other. Take it real like just build it up to the point where you can't help yourself anymore. I'm always trying to eat her pussy. But she's like, no, I just worked out, whatever.

And like, you know, we just like really kind of take your time before you finally start fucking get to the point when she's kind of like really like, oh, come on, fuck me, what I'm doing? It's like build up that hype. You're romantic. Like you're waiting in line at the Supreme Store. That's what it is. I want my sexual experiences to have all of the energy of waiting outside the Supreme store to buy a T-shirt.

$40 in hand. Yeah. Because that's all anticipation. There's no breakdown. What? You know, like you're listening to the fucking EDM song and then finally it's like, that's coming. But we could keep going.

going. There's a difference. I can keep going. Are you sure? You just got to give me like 20 minutes. You guys got like unfinished business YouTube. How many times do you have? We do. Damn.

I don't feel any sort of real tension, but yeah, we should probably work together. Just so we could say we did it, you know. Yeah, we can get out of the DM. If I were to go to our DMs though, it'd probably be hell of funny. I'd probably be so awkward and lame from like 2015. Pringy. It'd probably be pretty pretty. lame like me like hey so we should kick it some time well it wasn't that bad i didn't tell you fuck

yeah but you kind of did you know let me fuck yeah disappeared for like half a decade you know how these girls are on twitter bro they just want to know that you want to fuck and then like a lot of times they don't really feel like going through the work of actually fucking right that is so true now that i know you i'm down the fuck this is your first time meeting no no no oh try the fuck him last time and what do you mean now that you know him like now that i know him we've been around each other Now that you know his... He built up the comfortability. This burrito story?

You had the burrito story. You had shitting the burritos story. Oh, what? No, that was the burrito bowl. Do you feel like you know Adam well or maybe he's a different person? Well enough to know I know he's not going to kill me. Whoa, you think about that? I'm not going to create a spontaneous snuff film.

There's like weirdos out here for sure. Yeah, I think about people like all this time. John Zerka. Would you murder this chick? No. Let's say it was legal. If it was legal. It's legal to murder.

Isn't that a compliment? Okay, but if it was legal to murder people, how often do you think that you would murder people? Because I'm watching The Last of Us and I'm kind of like, in that world, killing someone is like nothing. It's like because the price of life is so low. True. If I could sell someone, I might want to do that over killing them. Sell them? Like a sex slavery type thing?

No, just like go kidnap someone and then sell them. I would rather do that than kill you. I would rather sell you. I don't think I have the heart to kidnap. So you can kill them? Yeah. I mean, at least things you're just like getting it over with.

I don't want to have some girl tied up in my fucking basement while I'm like calling the family. Like, oh, hey, give me $100,000. I'll give me this kid back and all the whole time. I'm thinking like, oh, my God, the feds are on to me. I don't think I got the stomach for that. No, but it's illegal. It's, oh, yeah. No, but it's like purge night.

You can do whatever you want. Oh, murder should be legal, but kidnapping should not be. That's too complicated. You're never going to get the money. They're just going to wait it out until the end of the end of the money. the day. No, because you could sell it to the dark market. Oh, see, that's what I really don't want to be a part of. Damn, she got all kinds of ideas. That stuff's real. In the dark web, that stuff's real. I don't want to go on there. I almost wanted to go on the other night because I saw someone on TikTok

doing what, just being on the dark web? Like giving the dark web secrets out, like websites for you to go on. I was like, I'm intrigued. But no, I'm still. But what do you want to see that you can't see on legal sites? The dark web is a whole different ballgame. What the fuck are? Yeah, but it's stuff that you probably don't want to publicly admit that you want to see, right? No, but I've seen movies where, like, people are, like, dark web movies, and it seems so intriguing, like, people get kidnapped, but I, like, don't. This is beastiality, sex trafficking, like, this is the type of shit that I'm imagining is, like, because everything else you can see it on porn hub, right? I don't know. I don't know.

This is-a-lety-a-lety-allie, like, on a dark-web type of movie. Oh, I don't know. I'm guessing. This is what women do every night when they're alone, and men, I don't think men do this. They watch murder mystery documentaries. And go on the dark web. And they go to, you guys go to sleep watching murder files and all that weird shit.

I watched it daytime, not nighttime. I watch a lot of crime stuff. I can never do that. Were you turned on by it? What? You turned on by the Jeffrey Diamond thing? Oh, because he was, he was killing dudes.

No, he killed girls too, right? No, he didn't kill girls. I only watched one episode of the Jeffrey Diamond thing, and I'm like, I already know this story. Why the fuck am I going to watch this? I didn't watch it, but Joe is hot. Joe. From you.

Joe, Joe, yeah. No, I've watched a couple of seasons of you. That's a good show. What about Joe Rogan? Would you fuck Joe Rogan? Who's Joe Rogan? What if he was telling you about cancel culture during it? Wait, what?

She doesn't know who Joe Rogan is? Don't give this trolling any of your time. No, seriously, who's Joe Rogan? Yeah, no, I don't even know who that is. They plan this out or what? No, they just met. Show me a picture. I might know by picture.

Yeah, I'm better with face. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna hear this. Joe Rogan? Who is Joe Rogan? Who is that? Let's see how. I know Seth Rogan.

That is last name? See, that's the problem. That's why I know you're lying is you couldn't possibly know about Seth Rogan and not know about Joe Rogan. I have no idea who that is. Yeah, I don't. What the fuck is going on here, bro?

I don't know who that is. I have no idea who that is. I'm not educated. How long you guys been in LA? Seven years? What media do you consume in your day-to-day life? Do you ever turn the TV on? You ever, like, flick through YouTube?

Oh, I used to be a YouTube fanatic when I was, like, younger. You never seen this guy pop up in the thumbnail? What about Alex Jones? What is he? What is he? What is the porn star? No, Alex Jones is not a porn star. There is an Alex Jones porn star.

Just because he's had his shirt off. Oh, I know him, yeah. That's a different guy. But I don't know who. I think I might see him on TikTok. You don't know who Alex Jones is either. Wow, okay. You guys are not like that.

Is he, what does he do? If you went on a date with a chick that she told you she didn't know Joe Rogan was, wouldn't you, like, probably get mad and leave? Yeah. That's kind of like, what are you doing at home? How about I take you on a date? You're just going to troll me. No, now I believe that she's watching Snuff films. She's not watching Joe Rogan.

She's on the dark web. She's not watching Joe Rogan. There's nothing else to watch. You probably have to go on the dark web to get, like, all the censored Joe Rogan episodes. She's watching Joe Rogan with hair on the dark web. Different version. I think even when he started, he didn't have hair. He had like a backwards hat.

I can't believe you guys don't know the number one Isn't you number one podcast? I think I've seen him on TikTok but I'm not sure. What the fuck? No, you haven't seen Joe Rogan on TikTok. No, you definitely have. What is it? Everybody's cutting that shit up and putting it on TikTok.

That's what I feel. When I'm making content, I feel like I'm really just making stuff for TikTok because she used for content. Honestly, I really, what does he do? He's a podcast. You don't know how hard you're disrespecting the biggest name in L.A. I'm so sorry.

that I don't know who every god's a celebrity is. Jamie, pull this up. Do you ever watch the UFC? No. Do you guys like watching men fight each other? Yeah, I do. I just don't know. I just like watching it.

If your boyfriend gets in a fight at the bar, what are you going to do? I'll let him fight. Really? You're not going to get involved. You're not going to be jumping on the other guy? No, I'm going to get punched. Really?

That's so dumb of me to jump into a fight when they're going to be punched. But is it a turn off when a dude gets in a fight? Not my man. Really? What if he's doing it over some dumb shit? Then I'll, I don't know. That's embarrassing. Don't fight.

What's dumb to find dumb? Don't fight on the streets. Like if he's defending me, like if a guy is coming up to me being weird, is that dumb? Bro, that's different. Yeah. Like, if he's really disrespecting you, yeah. Then that's the kind of fight that I could see the average girl getting behind. But like, if you, you know, start a fight over nothing, I feel like the average girl is going to be, like, horribly embarrassed by it.

Oh, yeah, I would walk out. I'd be like, I don't know what you do. But women are so toxic. You guys like seeing your man fight? I don't. You don't want to see your girl fight someone at the bar? Absolutely not. I think a society expects different things from women.

I think it's ghetto, but that's just me. You would be heartbroken if you saw your girl fight someone at the bar. I'd be heartbroken. I'd be like, what the fuck is wrong? But then it might, she... Let us got hands. If she was going to fight, she probably would have to have a really good reason. Would it be more embarrassing if she got her ass whipped or she, like, yeah.

I would rather she get her ass whipped than start. a fight over some dumb shit. Okay. You know? Because like the ass weapon is like presumably out of her hands. Is it true only ugly girls fight at the club? Yeah. Wait, strip club?

No. Like ugly girls got K.O. power. Have you noticed that? They can scrap. Oh, they could scrap. I choose not to get into it. It's always the pretty one dying in there. You know, the pretty one is.

You ever go to the club and you don't get pussy so you fight someone? What? I always get pussy. I used to know some dudes who were like pretty open about that. They're like, you know how it is. You go to the club. You try to get laid. You don't get laid.

You fight some random guy. And I was like, bro, you can't just like accept that about yourself. Like you can't just like think it's all right to fight a guy instead of getting pussy. Why it happens is they spend on bottles, thousands of dollars. The girls rub up on them and then they dip with some other dude. They get so angry. They need that tension to just go somewhere. So they just turn to Adam and beat the shit out.

Like, you have to spend money in the strip club to get attention from girls. Like, there's no girl that's going to sit there for five minutes if you're not spending money on them. Are you kidding? Yeah, I'd pay for their own. Unless you have to. If you are a hub of personality, which I feel like me or Zirka, we can do it without money. We could keep them on the hook for five minutes. Five minutes.

If you're cool and like, no, no. We're cool. If you don't go money for a stripper, but you want her, right? Just make the conversation therapy. Every stripper wants therapy. I don't give a shit about your bottles. I'll hang with you for school. That's why you're not stripping anymore, right?

I'm talking about any club setting. I don't care. I don't care about you. Wow. But you're not going to even talk to me to figure out I'm cool unless I got bottles. Not really. I don't drink that much. I'm not in the club to get wasted.

Like, I'm here to have a good time, dance, and vibe. I like that. The bottles are like the Gucci belt. It's like this is a sign that I made it in life. Don't talk to me unless I have these in hands. Or if you got like the VIP table going on. I mean, we see how it works.

I'm cool in a section, but I don't care about your body. Yeah, so you're too used to shit. No, I just don't give a shit about your bottles. Because you're boozy. I can get my own bottle. I can get the same one. I'm not bougie. The biggest...

I can buy my own bottle. I don't want a bottle of it. I can buy it at the liquor store. Yeah. Instead of buying it here for $2,000. The biggest misconception about strippers, all men have this opinion that, oh, they're just going to bleed you drive money. Dude, if you have game, you can actually get, you can take her fucking money.

If you have game, most of them need therapy. bro, you can actually get her to take you out. Just talk to her. That's pimping. That is, that's just, I don't, I don't, I don't, I'm not, baseball and pimping, right? Are you anti-pimbing?

What? Like, do you think, like, would you ever advise a girl who was selling pussy on the street to have a pimps? No, absolutely not. Yeah, no. You think it's totally unnecessary? I've tried to get girls out of pimping situation. They are going to get clubbed in the head

walking down Figaroa if they don't have a good pin to protect them. That's like a, that's, you know hens, the chickens, there's always one fucking pimp rooster guarding them from the wolves. If that rooster fucked off, cockedoodle do, those hands are fucking, that's, that's Chinese food, bro. They would be slaughtered.

That's why women in that industry without pimps, that's a dangerous world, bro. I was a stripper, no pimps. Real? You would go to parties with no guy? There's no dude. What do you mean parties? They want to do private parties.

I've done private parties with you know. I've never done. But you don't have to bring a shooter. There's no. That's very trusting. You guys didn't have one aggressive name you're tied to so everyone knows not to fuck with you? No. Yikes.

There's a lot of trust going on in the sex worker world. Whoa, that's. Kept to myself. No one messed with me. Yeah. I had a porn mom and like. The strippers in my city, their last names would be the hell's angels last name. So everyone's like, yo, be respectful of this stripper.

They're like, everyone was terrified. You guys just fucking. What's that called? Freelance. Freelands. That's why it's good to have some gang overlords to keep everybody in check, right? Yeah. Actually, you know what's funny? Just like the mafia, look at what happened when, remember organized the gangster shit,

LA and stuff, when it became non-organized and just young and 17-year-old shooters, drill rappers, those 17-year-old kids, it got way more dangerous without the OGs. It got so violent, so fast. Remember a decade ago? rap wasn't that fucking violent like bazookas and fucking O'block and shit but when it's the youngans that are not

controlled by some pimp OG 17 year olds they're fucking ISIS you know how like Taliban is more organized but ISIS is not organized so it's just fucking anyone can get it yeah it's like a hierarchy of evil but like that one pimp actually lowers

the crime rate that's how I see it I don't need anyone controlling my money yeah it says a lot about how safe the world we live in is that as a porn star you don't have to like really worry about that kind of stuff you know no it used to be really heavy when I was a stripper but no one really

messed with me I don't have time of giving a man my money. Do you have a weapon? No I go work all day and I'm coming home and these are these gotta be this is like a champagne lounge this is not a strip. When I talk to we're talking about a strip club when I talk to rappers from Chicago and shit even the

girls like they it's like if a girl doesn't have a gun then she's a fucking idiot. That's how they talk about it. I'm not saying you got to live like that. I'm just saying that's the kind of bitch I want to. If me and Lena don't work out, I'm finding me a chick from Oblock. I'm going to get her a BBL and come on. You're working with me now.

Oh my God. That was a soft stripper. Yeah. You got a different energy. You got Lilith Fair energy. Who? You don't remember that? I'm dating myself.

Lilith Fair? It was like an all-girl music festival from the 90s. And it was just like a real. hub of lesbian energy, I assume. I don't know. Like the spice girls? Gayer. That sounds fun.

Spice girls were very male gays. She would love that. Right. You should go, yeah. Go watch a Lilifaire documentary. You'll love it. You guys ever think your lives are easy compared to like a man? No.

Really? And what, wait, I say now. I don't know. Well, it's not a trick question. Jeez. I'm like, what do you need by easy? Like your boyfriend's life, right? This guy is hustled, worked hard.

He's done everything. Martial arts. Yeah, he has to do so. Computer hacking. A guy has to do so much to be accepted in society, but you guys can smile and people just, hey, you want to come live with me? No, no, no.

Because like, say I was ugly as hell. Oh, there's a category for that too. You're mostly born hot though, right? Yeah, pretty privilege is real. Both you... Ugly bitches get fuck because men can squint. Both of y'all were never going to be homeless because you always would have been able to figure out a way

just off the fact that any number of guys would use... I've always hustled. Now, maybe if you became a meth head for a few years, you might not have pretty privilege anymore, though. I'm going to be real with you. No, she's being a tent. The men don't have tents. The meth heads that are men don't have tents.

She'd have a tent always. It would take her longer to get ugly because she would have a tent so the sun wouldn't be beating down on her face as she slept. No, fuck that. I'm sleeping on a friend's sofa. If any of my friends ever let me become fucking homeless, no, we're fighting. But if you were such an abhorrent meth addict

that nobody wanted you sleeping at their house, that's, you know. You know what's charming about a method is like... It's actually so cute. If you've ever met a method, they're actually so adorable because in their head, you know how they like check the curtain blinds and, oh, the CIA is following me?

In their story, they're the hero. So in their head, they think they're saving the world. So when you see them like doing crazy shit, in their, you know, in their head, they're innocent. It's actually beautiful. Isn't that schizo? And not, no. I'm just saying, there's no, there's no meth head who thinks he's the villain.

When a meth head punches a child, he's not the villain. That child is possessed. He's getting the demon out the child. They're a hero. Just because he believes it doesn't mean it's true. I know, but there's something endearing about the fact that the human always goes to the hero. archetype. He doesn't go to the villain. Right? I love the average crackhead that's

throwing shit at my car when I'm at the gas station. There are some charming methods in the world and it's kind of sad because it's like I can't wait. They eventually always kick it, right? They kick the habit eventually. Nothing has convinced me of the enduring power of the human spirit. Like when I see a

crackhead who clearly has been outside for like days or years and he's still just yoke, just just rigged. Yeah, that stinks. Big fucking muscles and shit. And it's like it's a part of me that. wants to say that this is a black dude thing, but I've seen white guys with it too. They just have that natural, just, er.

And I'm just like, fuck, dude, I'm in the gym all the time and I don't look as good as you. And you are a bum. You can go to the gym for 10 years and you're driving home, getting your little protein shake, making one pound of muscle a year, you're fucking depressed. You're like, oh, this gym shit's so hard. You see that fucking meth head ripped the bones holding a fridge on a bicycle. And you're like, bro. What the fuck is the point of fitness, bro?

It's mostly genetic, isn't it? Just go do what a crack is, dude. No, I remember once pondering, I'm like, what if I just for pre-work on meth? But it's not, that's not why they're ripped. It drops their body fat, but some people genetically just have it, you know? I'm pissed I never tried heroin.

What? I feel like if I tried heroin one time, I would be, it would, it would be worth it for just the amount of times I would get to talk about it on the pod. I had a heart-to-heart on Granville Street with a heroin addict, and I'm like, bro, why don't you just quit? and he's like, he said this to me. I don't want to.

I was like, whoa, that was so fucking honest. Usually they give a million excuses. And he just told me it's awesome. And I'm there thinking, what am I missing out on? Why the fuck is he so confident that he just doesn't want to stop? Think of it less like a drug and more like a sport or like a video game.

Heroin's way too much. It transports you to a video game world where you have to like, you know, feed demons. I'd only ever do meth if it, like, let's say, someone fuck with me and I want to get vengeance. You inject them when they're walking down the street? No, if I want to get vengeance but I don't feel jumpy enough and I know Blow ain't going to cut it

and I need vengeance for peace of mind, that's the only time I'll go from recreational to meth. Because meth will get that job done. No, bath salts. This is not stuff I actually want to say live. I think bath salts were kind of like overhyped because I'm pretty sure those guys were eating people's faces in Miami. They were eating people's faces.

No, that shit's wild. I think that that was like a meth thing, though. And I think that maybe like nobody ever really got their faces bit off. I'm not sure. It was on the news. Yeah, but they were lying. No, homie was like, pared my lady's face apart. Fake news.

She was lying, though. You guys believe all women? You know that tag, Believe All Women? No. No? I don't know. But that's the tricky part about Believe All Women is that like very few feminists have ever like really tried to push that as a slogan. It was always like believe women as in like,

your default should be to believe women. But then, like, at some point, the Republicans and the conservative commentators kind of transformed it into believe all women because they know that that's, like, easier to shoot down. Dude, it should be... Obviously, you can't believe all women, right? Never believe all women.

It should be like that. You know, you guys agree women lie so much. You guys lie for no reason. So do men. Nah, no, we lie to get pussy. We don't lie for no reason. No, y'all lie for some dumb shit. Like what?

Like, just, like, shit in the cabinet. Where's the milk? Oh, I don't see it. It's right, fucking. No, he actually didn't see it. He actually didn't see it. I hope Lena sees this so she could hear you say that because that is me 1,000%.

I could be staring right at the thing. I don't know. I can't find it. He's fucking embarrassing. No, he didn't see it. He's not lying. He actually didn't see it. He's just being dumb.

All right, we got to run, but ladies, I would like you to Google Joe Rogan. I just did. Put together some notes for me. He's watching this so you can say hi. Search him up on TikTok or whatever You can find some fan accounts, some shit

You should have me on your podcast There's probably some guy making a fucking $100 a month running a thriving Joe Rogan TikTok page Yeah like the clips shit right He's a comedian Bro I met this guy I met this dude in L.A.

Dear factor I met this dude in L.A. in a Bentley I'm like, what the fuck you do? And he's like to me, I run a Clips channel and he pretty much said that it's illegal Like he just stole someone's fucking content You can get paid like that? There's people doing it all over the place

But like theoretically you can get him taken down Like we get pages taken down all the time You already got the bedley Huh? You said Joe Rogan's from Fear Factor? Yes The host? Oh, I know that guy

This whole time See you should just set a show I know from Fear Factor He's not known for Fear Factor Oh he's not He's not engaging in this anymore These terrible women Dude

If Joe saw this he'd be like Yo, they're talking about it like the peak of his career is Fear Factor. This is the biggest podcast in, is it LA? But if we title this clip like, you know, ditsy porn star doesn't know who Joe Rogan is. No, no, say she. I don't even know if people believe it. No, no, just say she attacked Joe Rogan on the title. Attacks his existence, his right to exist.

Jamie, pull that up. I still don't know what he does besides Fear Factor. He pontificates. And he spreads important COVID-related information on his podcast. That's it. That's it. Are you guys? He's like, that's it?

You guys vaccinated? Yeah. I got my one shot only. How many years? Yeah. Vax gang? I never went back to the. Yeah, I never went back to the.

Yeah, I never went back to that. I acted like I was such a big Vax booster, but I never got a booster. Remember how everyone was taking a picture of like their, like the card? They're like, I'm vaccinated. I was like, what? Me trying to get pussy. Vaccinated ladies. See how many thoughts?

On Tinder, they have like the option to put like, I'm vaccinated. I don't know if I would do that because I'm trying to fuck right-wing chicks too. Bro, every... Like if I was single, like, I'm not trying to turn down the Tommy Lorenzo the world. Yikes.

You're not going to fuck me if I'm vaxed. You know, all my celebrity friends, they told me, yo, bro, they got fake, like a... Hmm. I know a lot of people who are on that. Like, everyone in LA, who's a somebody got a fake vax?

How many times did you actually get your vax card checked like in real life? Well, not anymore. Yeah, but even... When you were trying to... When it was done, like, when everything open up, they try to have people show their

Vax card. In New York, you couldn't go nowhere without your Vaxx card. But for most people, I feel like you just showed them something that looked like if that's like, all right, cool. But I have it in my wallet on my phone. 20 bucks for our Vax car and they're like going like it's fake ID season. But there's people doing like time for fucking selling fake Vax cards at a certain point too, yeah. I didn't know that.

All right, ladies, appreciate you. Tap in with John Zerka in the near future. That's my recommendation. Everybody will be back real, real soon. Check these ladies. out on the internet. Bye.